WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:19.546 --> 00:01:21.547 Is it a person? 2 00:01:21.549 --> 00:01:23.148 Yes. 3 00:01:23.150 --> 00:01:25.117 Is this person living? 4 00:01:25.119 --> 00:01:26.118 Yes. 5 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.520 Is this person famous? 6 00:01:28.522 --> 00:01:31.523 Sort of. 7 00:01:31.525 --> 00:01:33.525 Would I know this person? 8 00:01:33.527 --> 00:01:36.528 No. 9 00:01:36.530 --> 00:01:38.197 Is this person a boy? 10 00:01:38.199 --> 00:01:38.864 Yes. 11 00:01:44.104 --> 00:01:46.572 Does this person live anywhere near here? 12 00:01:46.574 --> 00:01:47.473 No. 13 00:02:24.444 --> 00:02:26.845 Hey, who was that? 14 00:02:26.847 --> 00:02:30.449 Why are you standing? 15 00:02:30.451 --> 00:02:32.818 Hey kid, get in your seat. 16 00:02:36.422 --> 00:02:37.789 Get in your seat. 17 00:03:07.387 --> 00:03:08.854 (Speaking with speech 18 00:03:08.856 --> 00:03:13.425 impediment) We could frame this whole wall of windows 19 00:03:13.427 --> 00:03:14.493 with drapes. 20 00:03:14.495 --> 00:03:15.761 Oh-- oh that's-- 21 00:03:15.763 --> 00:03:17.429 that's an idea. 22 00:03:17.431 --> 00:03:18.397 Jeff! 23 00:03:18.399 --> 00:03:19.731 What are you doing home? 24 00:03:19.733 --> 00:03:21.300 I thought you were at tennis. 25 00:03:21.302 --> 00:03:23.635 Mom, I told you, tennis season is over. 26 00:03:23.637 --> 00:03:25.537 Oh. 27 00:03:25.539 --> 00:03:27.372 Oh sorry, Jeff. This is Mr. burlman. 28 00:03:27.374 --> 00:03:28.640 He's my new interior designer. 29 00:03:28.642 --> 00:03:31.510 Jeff, this is-- this is Mr.-- Mr. burlman. 30 00:03:31.512 --> 00:03:33.212 Nice to meet you, Jeff. 31 00:03:33.214 --> 00:03:34.880 Don't-- don't-- don't be alarmed by that. 32 00:03:34.882 --> 00:03:35.914 - It's just a little-- - palsy. 33 00:03:35.916 --> 00:03:37.583 - Palsy. - Yeah. 34 00:03:37.585 --> 00:03:40.285 Just a little palsy. 35 00:03:40.287 --> 00:03:41.753 Don't you do that. 36 00:03:41.755 --> 00:03:43.288 He's a very talented designer. 37 00:03:43.290 --> 00:03:44.256 Oh. 38 00:03:44.258 --> 00:03:45.257 I heard that, Mrs. dahmer. 39 00:03:45.259 --> 00:03:47.626 Thank you very much. 40 00:03:47.628 --> 00:03:48.727 These windows-- 41 00:03:48.729 --> 00:03:49.695 super talented. 42 00:03:49.697 --> 00:03:51.430 Spectacular. 43 00:03:51.432 --> 00:03:56.435 Have I told you I found these very sort of Lacy drapes? 44 00:03:56.437 --> 00:03:58.270 Oh, I don't know-- 45 00:04:01.975 --> 00:04:03.242 "dwapes." 46 00:04:24.897 --> 00:04:27.466 Come on, I don't want to miss monty python. 47 00:04:27.468 --> 00:04:29.468 You know what I mean? 48 00:04:29.470 --> 00:04:30.802 Say no more, say no more. 49 00:04:36.409 --> 00:04:39.745 Hey dahmer, what's in the bag? 50 00:04:49.989 --> 00:04:51.623 Dead cat? 51 00:04:51.625 --> 00:04:53.825 Well, I'm going to dissolve it. 52 00:04:53.827 --> 00:04:55.060 Huh? 53 00:04:55.062 --> 00:04:56.628 In some acid. 54 00:04:56.630 --> 00:04:57.529 What? 55 00:04:57.531 --> 00:04:58.530 So full of crap. 56 00:04:58.532 --> 00:05:00.432 Where did you get acid? 57 00:05:00.434 --> 00:05:02.434 My dad's a chemist. 58 00:05:02.436 --> 00:05:03.535 Got my hands on it easy. 59 00:05:03.537 --> 00:05:04.436 Yeah right. 60 00:05:06.939 --> 00:05:08.373 Well, come see if you don't believe me. 61 00:05:51.551 --> 00:05:54.386 The acid's kind of weak, so takes about a month 62 00:05:54.388 --> 00:05:55.053 for the flesh to dissolve. 63 00:06:00.793 --> 00:06:01.860 Why are you doing this? 64 00:06:05.131 --> 00:06:07.599 I like bones. 65 00:06:07.601 --> 00:06:11.436 It interests me what's inside. 66 00:06:11.438 --> 00:06:13.739 This is a bunch of bull crap. 67 00:06:13.741 --> 00:06:16.641 Dead animals, acid. 68 00:06:16.643 --> 00:06:18.410 Bet these jars are full of nothing but muddy water. 69 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:29.588 Found this about a month ago on Hampton road. 70 00:06:29.590 --> 00:06:31.923 The flesh is almost completely dissolved now. 71 00:06:31.925 --> 00:06:32.791 Yeah right. 72 00:06:46.907 --> 00:06:49.508 God, dahmer, you are such a freak. 73 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:09.694 How was your day, dad? 74 00:07:09.696 --> 00:07:11.430 Oh, uneventful. 75 00:07:11.432 --> 00:07:12.831 Mr. demison read more from Charlotte's web today-- 76 00:07:12.833 --> 00:07:14.132 is there a stronger chemical I can use? 77 00:07:14.134 --> 00:07:15.934 Something that works faster? 78 00:07:15.936 --> 00:07:17.169 About the hut, Jeff-- 79 00:07:17.171 --> 00:07:18.670 let your brother talk! 80 00:07:18.672 --> 00:07:20.038 Go ahead. 81 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:21.773 It's about a spider that talks to a pig 82 00:07:21.775 --> 00:07:24.042 named wilbur, who's going to be slaughtered by a butcher. 83 00:07:24.044 --> 00:07:28.647 Oh my, well, let me think on that, Jeff. 84 00:07:28.649 --> 00:07:30.982 Uh uh, let your brother have the leg. 85 00:07:30.984 --> 00:07:31.883 But he-- 86 00:07:31.885 --> 00:07:33.084 I like the dark meat. 87 00:07:33.086 --> 00:07:34.152 There's plenty of white meat. 88 00:07:34.154 --> 00:07:36.021 Give the leg to your brother. 89 00:07:36.023 --> 00:07:36.021 Jeff. 90 00:07:40.493 --> 00:07:43.462 Ah, it looks delicious. 91 00:07:43.464 --> 00:07:44.463 How about-- 92 00:07:44.465 --> 00:07:46.131 so uh-- how was-- 93 00:07:46.133 --> 00:07:47.833 what, tennis Jeff? 94 00:07:47.835 --> 00:07:51.770 Tennis ended a week ago. 95 00:07:51.772 --> 00:07:53.638 But I have a chance to be second in singles. 96 00:07:53.640 --> 00:07:54.973 Next year. 97 00:07:54.975 --> 00:07:56.508 Well, I don't know, next year maybe 98 00:07:56.510 --> 00:07:58.844 you should, you know, take up a team sport. 99 00:07:58.846 --> 00:08:00.479 The potatoes. --Or join a club. 100 00:08:00.481 --> 00:08:01.746 I'm bringing the potatoes! 101 00:08:01.748 --> 00:08:04.115 Well, I'm in marching band at school. 102 00:08:04.117 --> 00:08:06.618 I know, but i just-- new things 103 00:08:06.620 --> 00:08:08.920 offer new opportunities for friends. 104 00:08:08.922 --> 00:08:13.191 And friends, yeah, are our connection with this world. 105 00:08:13.193 --> 00:08:14.726 Um, mom? 106 00:08:14.728 --> 00:08:16.161 Chicken's red inside. 107 00:08:16.163 --> 00:08:17.963 Oh, no it's not. 108 00:08:17.965 --> 00:08:19.898 Yes, Joyce it is. 109 00:08:19.900 --> 00:08:22.067 Yeah. 110 00:08:22.069 --> 00:08:24.069 Well, you don't like my cooking? 111 00:08:24.071 --> 00:08:25.237 No, that's-- 112 00:08:25.239 --> 00:08:26.171 that's what's going on here, 113 00:08:26.173 --> 00:08:28.273 you don't like my cooking? 114 00:08:28.275 --> 00:08:30.642 Well that's ok, new house rule. We eat our mistakes. 115 00:08:38.918 --> 00:08:40.285 Do you want a potato? 116 00:08:40.287 --> 00:08:42.020 Sure. 117 00:08:42.022 --> 00:08:43.522 That's what I thought. 118 00:08:43.524 --> 00:08:44.823 Some people appreciate my cooking. 119 00:09:30.202 --> 00:09:31.870 Out of the way, dahmer. 120 00:09:31.872 --> 00:09:32.737 Dumb ass. 121 00:09:55.895 --> 00:09:58.229 Mr. John beckter. 122 00:09:58.231 --> 00:10:00.098 You matched chloropods? 123 00:10:00.100 --> 00:10:01.833 Yeah, we were just-- 124 00:10:01.835 --> 00:10:03.602 gather yourself. 125 00:10:03.604 --> 00:10:05.737 Ms. bowles, come on. 126 00:10:05.739 --> 00:10:06.605 Now. 127 00:10:11.310 --> 00:10:14.846 Freaking bully. 128 00:10:14.848 --> 00:10:17.082 Over there with Jeff. 129 00:10:17.084 --> 00:10:17.983 Now. 130 00:10:22.722 --> 00:10:25.790 Jeff, stay on the same slide, give Mr. bekderf a look. 131 00:11:02.128 --> 00:11:03.028 Hey. 132 00:11:06.065 --> 00:11:08.800 I'm going away this summer to a wilderness camp, 133 00:11:08.802 --> 00:11:10.335 but in exchange my dad said I can get tickets 134 00:11:10.337 --> 00:11:13.838 to the Neil sedaka concert. 135 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:14.973 He's my favorite. 136 00:11:14.975 --> 00:11:16.941 I know. 137 00:11:16.943 --> 00:11:19.944 Wanna go? 138 00:11:19.946 --> 00:11:21.413 Um, sure. 139 00:11:21.415 --> 00:11:23.415 Hey kid, you're in my spot. 140 00:11:23.417 --> 00:11:24.315 Move! 141 00:11:31.090 --> 00:11:32.057 Over here. 142 00:11:32.059 --> 00:11:33.391 Everyone! 143 00:11:33.393 --> 00:11:35.794 Quiet. 144 00:11:35.796 --> 00:11:38.096 Now I'm only talking to the seniors, so the rest of you 145 00:11:38.098 --> 00:11:39.864 just keep your traps shut. 146 00:11:39.866 --> 00:11:43.034 As you know, I'm on the prom planning committee, 147 00:11:43.036 --> 00:11:45.437 and we've put our hearts into the event which 148 00:11:45.439 --> 00:11:47.138 is right around the corner. 149 00:11:47.140 --> 00:11:49.808 - Hey, faggot. - It's going to be-- 150 00:11:49.810 --> 00:11:50.709 stop that! 151 00:11:50.711 --> 00:11:51.443 Big, let me go. 152 00:11:51.445 --> 00:11:52.711 Voting for prom king-- 153 00:11:54.481 --> 00:11:57.048 voting for-- uh-- 154 00:11:57.050 --> 00:11:59.017 ends this Friday! 155 00:11:59.019 --> 00:12:03.054 It's going to be the best prom ever, and just a reminder-- 156 00:12:03.056 --> 00:12:04.222 Frankie Jr. stop that! 157 00:12:22.908 --> 00:12:24.442 --Paying for some crony Joyce! 158 00:12:24.444 --> 00:12:25.910 Shut up. 159 00:12:25.912 --> 00:12:26.978 Next week you're going to be into-- 160 00:12:26.980 --> 00:12:28.413 - pottery. - Next week? 161 00:12:28.415 --> 00:12:30.048 You don't even know what's happening next week. 162 00:12:30.050 --> 00:12:31.483 You know what next week is? 163 00:12:31.485 --> 00:12:33.218 When I go back to work. 164 00:12:33.220 --> 00:12:34.519 - Oh yeah. 165 00:12:34.521 --> 00:12:36.054 How are you going back to work? 166 00:12:36.056 --> 00:12:38.022 I'm going back to work. 167 00:12:38.024 --> 00:12:40.391 Our boy is going to let himself into the house. 168 00:12:40.393 --> 00:12:41.926 David's eleven. 169 00:12:41.928 --> 00:12:43.394 He is eleven and that's just about time. 170 00:12:43.396 --> 00:12:44.863 I'm telling you. 171 00:12:44.865 --> 00:12:46.331 What, you know, the girls are doing it. 172 00:12:46.333 --> 00:12:48.032 They're all going back to work. 173 00:12:48.034 --> 00:12:49.367 They're not even coming home on the weekends sometimes. 174 00:12:49.369 --> 00:12:50.869 All the girls are doing that because-- 175 00:12:50.871 --> 00:12:52.103 what? 176 00:12:52.105 --> 00:12:53.104 --They're not less than a year 177 00:12:53.106 --> 00:12:54.272 out of the mental hospital. 178 00:12:54.274 --> 00:12:55.273 - That's mean. - Joyce. 179 00:12:55.275 --> 00:12:56.508 That's totally mean. 180 00:12:56.510 --> 00:12:58.009 Are they going to hit each other? 181 00:12:58.011 --> 00:12:58.510 You're really going to say that to me? 182 00:12:58.512 --> 00:12:59.344 No. 183 00:12:59.346 --> 00:13:00.478 They just argue. 184 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:02.180 Don't make me say it Joyce. 185 00:13:02.182 --> 00:13:03.414 - Make you say what? - Just leave it alone. 186 00:13:03.416 --> 00:13:04.883 Make you say what? 187 00:13:04.885 --> 00:13:07.352 Joyce, it's because a month ago 188 00:13:07.354 --> 00:13:10.255 you saw a ufo flying down the street 189 00:13:10.257 --> 00:13:11.222 and you chased after it-- 190 00:13:21.066 --> 00:13:22.534 that sounds excellent. 191 00:13:22.536 --> 00:13:24.302 The horns were pitch perfect. 192 00:13:24.304 --> 00:13:26.371 You play like that at our year-end recital, 193 00:13:26.373 --> 00:13:28.840 and we're going to blow scalps off the audience. 194 00:13:28.842 --> 00:13:31.342 Once again from the top. 195 00:13:31.344 --> 00:13:32.544 Three, four. 196 00:13:45.291 --> 00:13:47.492 Hey, faggot! 197 00:13:47.494 --> 00:13:48.860 There you are. 198 00:13:48.862 --> 00:13:51.229 You've been avoiding us all day. 199 00:13:51.231 --> 00:13:52.530 Hey Jeff. 200 00:13:52.532 --> 00:13:55.433 Come to save the day, dumber? 201 00:13:55.435 --> 00:13:57.068 Uh, no. 202 00:13:57.070 --> 00:13:58.436 What, are you going to defend this homo 203 00:13:58.438 --> 00:13:59.604 with your trumpet case? 204 00:13:59.606 --> 00:14:02.140 I've got a trumpet you can blow. 205 00:14:02.142 --> 00:14:05.510 No, I was just going to tell him something. 206 00:14:05.512 --> 00:14:07.912 Well then, go ahead. 207 00:14:07.914 --> 00:14:09.414 It's nothing. 208 00:14:09.416 --> 00:14:13.852 Jeff, I got the Neil sadaka tickets for this Saturday. 209 00:14:13.854 --> 00:14:15.486 My dad said he'd pick you up around 5:00 this Saturday. 210 00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:25.630 Hey, Dave. 211 00:14:43.916 --> 00:14:45.516 Where's your brother? 212 00:14:45.518 --> 00:14:47.151 I think he's in his lab. 213 00:14:47.153 --> 00:14:49.287 Been there for hours. 214 00:14:49.289 --> 00:14:50.154 And your mother? 215 00:15:01.166 --> 00:15:02.066 Hey, Joyce? 216 00:15:06.038 --> 00:15:09.474 Yeah, we need to talk about Jeff. 217 00:15:09.476 --> 00:15:11.042 God dammit. 218 00:15:24.023 --> 00:15:25.056 Dad? 219 00:15:25.058 --> 00:15:28.359 You're never home this early. 220 00:15:28.361 --> 00:15:30.662 That's enough, Jeff. 221 00:15:30.664 --> 00:15:32.063 Hey! Dad. 222 00:15:32.065 --> 00:15:33.298 No. 223 00:15:33.300 --> 00:15:35.199 You are spending too much time in here. 224 00:15:38.470 --> 00:15:40.171 Don't. 225 00:15:40.173 --> 00:15:42.273 No, you know I let you have a pet cemetery when 226 00:15:42.275 --> 00:15:44.108 you were a kid and now this. 227 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:47.578 Dad! 228 00:15:47.580 --> 00:15:48.513 Don't! 229 00:15:48.515 --> 00:15:49.948 No. 230 00:15:49.950 --> 00:15:51.482 You need to get out. 231 00:15:51.484 --> 00:15:54.319 Get out of your shell. Yeah? 232 00:15:54.321 --> 00:15:56.187 Something more normal. 233 00:15:56.189 --> 00:15:57.255 I'm in the school band. 234 00:15:57.257 --> 00:15:58.389 You are not hearing me. 235 00:16:02.728 --> 00:16:11.202 I don't-- I don't know what happened. 236 00:16:17.142 --> 00:16:19.978 I do know, this-- 237 00:16:19.980 --> 00:16:22.513 I'm closing this down. 238 00:16:22.515 --> 00:16:23.448 No more. 239 00:16:23.450 --> 00:16:24.382 I'm taking it down. 240 00:16:24.384 --> 00:16:25.316 Do you understand? 241 00:16:25.318 --> 00:16:26.217 Enough. 242 00:16:26.219 --> 00:16:27.986 Jeff. 243 00:16:27.988 --> 00:16:28.653 Enough. 244 00:16:44.003 --> 00:16:45.770 --Trapped in this wasteland for another year. 245 00:16:45.772 --> 00:16:47.171 I know. 246 00:16:47.173 --> 00:16:48.206 Senior year is usually going to suck. 247 00:16:48.208 --> 00:16:49.173 Yeah. 248 00:16:49.175 --> 00:16:50.308 Oh, wait, wait, time out. 249 00:16:50.310 --> 00:16:51.576 - You ok? - Oh! 250 00:16:51.578 --> 00:16:52.510 Skye! 251 00:16:52.512 --> 00:16:54.178 Are you kidding me? 252 00:16:54.180 --> 00:16:55.346 No that doesn't count. 253 00:16:55.348 --> 00:16:58.383 That's really fun. 254 00:16:58.385 --> 00:17:00.018 Hey. - Hey. 255 00:17:00.020 --> 00:17:01.352 Hey. 256 00:17:01.354 --> 00:17:03.654 Are you in an after school program? 257 00:17:03.656 --> 00:17:05.056 No, not right now. 258 00:17:05.058 --> 00:17:06.424 Tennis just ended. 259 00:17:06.426 --> 00:17:08.159 Yeah, and marching band is only in the fall. 260 00:17:08.161 --> 00:17:09.527 Well, then get off school grounds. 261 00:17:09.529 --> 00:17:11.229 - Ok. - Day's over. 262 00:17:11.231 --> 00:17:12.363 All right. 263 00:17:12.365 --> 00:17:13.531 Can't be hanging around-- 264 00:17:13.533 --> 00:17:15.066 - ok. --With nothing to do. 265 00:17:15.068 --> 00:17:16.234 Sorry. 266 00:17:16.236 --> 00:17:17.602 Hey 267 00:17:17.604 --> 00:17:18.536 yeah, we're going. 268 00:17:18.538 --> 00:17:20.538 Trying to catch a buzz? 269 00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:21.439 Seven bucks. 270 00:17:21.441 --> 00:17:22.473 It's good. 271 00:17:22.475 --> 00:17:25.476 Really good stuff, skunky. 272 00:17:25.478 --> 00:17:29.147 I've got more if you want it, too. 273 00:17:29.149 --> 00:17:32.450 What's with the bag? 274 00:17:32.452 --> 00:17:35.586 I have to pick up road kill, but I'm trying to quit. 275 00:17:35.588 --> 00:17:36.621 I can get you road kill, man. 276 00:17:36.623 --> 00:17:37.488 Stick with me. 277 00:17:39.425 --> 00:17:40.458 Hey you guys! 278 00:17:40.460 --> 00:17:42.427 You guys trying to catch a buzz? 279 00:18:46.426 --> 00:18:47.291 What are you doing? 280 00:18:50.462 --> 00:18:53.698 Studying for finals. 281 00:18:53.700 --> 00:18:54.899 Uh, can I have a minute? 282 00:19:03.909 --> 00:19:06.577 Ok look, Jeff. 283 00:19:08.881 --> 00:19:09.814 The hut. 284 00:19:09.816 --> 00:19:11.616 Yeah? 285 00:19:11.618 --> 00:19:16.787 What you have to understand is sometimes I get mad at you 286 00:19:16.789 --> 00:19:20.825 because I see things in you that I don't like about myself. 287 00:19:20.827 --> 00:19:24.929 Like I spend too much time in the chemistry lab, 288 00:19:24.931 --> 00:19:26.264 and I know that. 289 00:19:26.266 --> 00:19:30.301 And I want you to be more active. 290 00:19:30.303 --> 00:19:35.473 To be to have friends in ways that I never could. 291 00:19:35.475 --> 00:19:40.344 So i-- I got you something. 292 00:19:53.859 --> 00:19:55.426 Huh? 293 00:19:55.428 --> 00:19:58.229 Picked these up at the summit mall. 294 00:19:58.231 --> 00:20:00.531 I think they are going to work. 295 00:20:00.533 --> 00:20:04.335 I think you are going to look more impressive 296 00:20:04.337 --> 00:20:08.906 and you might find it fulfilling. 297 00:20:08.908 --> 00:20:09.807 I don't know. 298 00:20:09.809 --> 00:20:11.542 Hey, who knows. 299 00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:16.614 Maybe-- maybe some girl will take an interest in you. 300 00:20:16.616 --> 00:20:17.915 Huh? 301 00:20:17.917 --> 00:20:18.816 Yeah? 302 00:20:18.818 --> 00:20:21.219 Right? 303 00:20:21.221 --> 00:20:22.687 Ok. 304 00:20:22.689 --> 00:20:23.588 Ok. 305 00:21:24.683 --> 00:21:26.951 Quiet everyone, just be quiet. 306 00:21:26.953 --> 00:21:28.419 That's it. 307 00:21:28.421 --> 00:21:29.320 Thank you. 308 00:21:31.890 --> 00:21:34.358 Your senior year American history class 309 00:21:34.360 --> 00:21:39.664 will be focusing on the federal government and our presidents. 310 00:21:39.666 --> 00:21:45.002 So who here can tell me why history is so important? 311 00:21:45.004 --> 00:21:47.371 Anyone. 312 00:21:47.373 --> 00:21:48.072 No one? 313 00:21:50.809 --> 00:21:53.444 You. 314 00:21:53.446 --> 00:21:55.913 You, over there, why is history so important? 315 00:21:55.915 --> 00:21:57.415 I don't know. 316 00:21:57.417 --> 00:21:58.716 What? 317 00:21:58.718 --> 00:22:00.584 I don't-- 318 00:22:00.586 --> 00:22:03.554 people, please speak up. 319 00:22:03.556 --> 00:22:06.757 I can't hear-- again. 320 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:07.658 It's important. 321 00:22:07.660 --> 00:22:09.927 I don't know. 322 00:22:09.929 --> 00:22:11.429 I don't know. 323 00:22:11.431 --> 00:22:13.964 Ok. 324 00:22:13.966 --> 00:22:14.932 Everyone quiet. 325 00:22:14.934 --> 00:22:17.001 Thank you. 326 00:22:17.003 --> 00:22:18.669 I'll take this one. 327 00:22:18.671 --> 00:22:21.439 People, the reason history is so important, 328 00:22:21.441 --> 00:22:24.909 is you truly will never know yourselves until you come 329 00:22:24.911 --> 00:22:28.079 to better understand your past. 330 00:22:28.081 --> 00:22:32.016 All right turn to page ten in your textbooks. 331 00:22:32.018 --> 00:22:36.620 --Spacious skies for Amber waves of grain. 332 00:22:36.622 --> 00:22:42.827 For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain. 333 00:22:42.829 --> 00:22:45.629 America, 334 00:22:45.631 --> 00:22:46.530 thank you. 335 00:22:46.532 --> 00:22:48.566 Very nice melody. 336 00:22:48.568 --> 00:22:49.533 Beautiful, as always. 337 00:22:53.004 --> 00:22:55.906 Next up, Jeff dahmer. 338 00:23:02.514 --> 00:23:03.481 Jeff dahmer? 339 00:23:29.541 --> 00:23:30.441 Blegh! 340 00:23:34.146 --> 00:23:36.547 Bleaagh! 341 00:23:36.549 --> 00:23:37.415 Bleh! 342 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:02.072 He's a real dumber. 343 00:24:16.588 --> 00:24:17.588 Oh, shoot. 344 00:24:17.590 --> 00:24:19.557 We have to go to class! 345 00:24:45.851 --> 00:24:46.984 I say things like that. 346 00:24:46.986 --> 00:24:48.018 Do I say whatever is on my mind? 347 00:24:48.020 --> 00:24:49.687 What's the deal with dahmer? 348 00:24:49.689 --> 00:24:51.489 I know, is he insane or what? 349 00:24:51.491 --> 00:24:52.723 I think he's kind of hilarious. 350 00:24:52.725 --> 00:24:54.892 Yeah that's new. 351 00:24:54.894 --> 00:24:56.961 Hey, I heard he spazzed in math too. 352 00:24:56.963 --> 00:24:58.562 Yeah. 353 00:24:58.564 --> 00:25:00.865 All week he's been "doing a dahmer," I call it. 354 00:25:00.867 --> 00:25:03.133 Never really spoken to him. 355 00:25:03.135 --> 00:25:05.202 We rally in tennis but like, that's it. 356 00:25:05.204 --> 00:25:06.570 He's out there. 357 00:25:06.572 --> 00:25:08.539 Oh, shit. 358 00:25:10.543 --> 00:25:12.076 I hope he didn't hear you. 359 00:25:28.727 --> 00:25:29.660 Dahmer. 360 00:25:29.662 --> 00:25:32.663 Hey, man. 361 00:25:32.665 --> 00:25:36.000 Do you want to come sit at our table? 362 00:25:36.002 --> 00:25:37.601 No reason that a champion spazzer 363 00:25:37.603 --> 00:25:39.837 had got to sit here in hell. 364 00:25:39.839 --> 00:25:42.873 Come on over, we've got-- we've got courtyard views. 365 00:25:42.875 --> 00:25:43.741 Come on. 366 00:25:46.811 --> 00:25:47.711 Yeah. 367 00:25:57.290 --> 00:25:58.222 Hey. 368 00:25:58.224 --> 00:25:59.623 Hey. 369 00:25:59.625 --> 00:26:01.859 Kuddos for your freaking spazzes dude. 370 00:26:01.861 --> 00:26:02.760 Totally classic. 371 00:26:02.762 --> 00:26:03.694 Yeah. 372 00:26:03.696 --> 00:26:04.862 We dig it. 373 00:26:04.864 --> 00:26:06.096 Where'd you get the idea? 374 00:26:06.098 --> 00:26:07.565 Like, you know what it reminds me of? 375 00:26:07.567 --> 00:26:09.600 This decorator in town my parents hired. 376 00:26:09.602 --> 00:26:11.835 Used to have these little fits in our living room 377 00:26:11.837 --> 00:26:14.572 until-- you know-- they just fired him. 378 00:26:14.574 --> 00:26:16.140 Oh yeah, Mr. burlman. 379 00:26:16.142 --> 00:26:17.274 My parents hired him too. 380 00:26:17.276 --> 00:26:18.909 Yeah, see I knew it. 381 00:26:18.911 --> 00:26:20.578 Yeah, but after five months, all he added 382 00:26:20.580 --> 00:26:22.313 was a pink footstool. 383 00:26:22.315 --> 00:26:23.814 And Lacy drapes. 384 00:26:26.018 --> 00:26:30.588 Dahmer, where have you been? 385 00:26:30.590 --> 00:26:33.624 I think we should form a dahmer fan club. 386 00:26:33.626 --> 00:26:34.792 What? 387 00:26:34.794 --> 00:26:37.328 Yeah, like, I mean, there's just-- 388 00:26:37.330 --> 00:26:38.996 there's only so much time left. 389 00:26:38.998 --> 00:26:41.031 I think we you as our fearless leader, we can-- 390 00:26:41.033 --> 00:26:43.233 we can really disrupt the school. 391 00:26:43.235 --> 00:26:44.902 Go out in style. 392 00:26:44.904 --> 00:26:47.204 Yeah, in infamy. 393 00:26:47.206 --> 00:26:50.374 Yeah if we don't, I might have to do something crazy, 394 00:26:50.376 --> 00:26:54.211 like kill the pope. Dahmer, look. 395 00:26:54.213 --> 00:26:56.180 I already drew you actually. 396 00:27:00.151 --> 00:27:04.755 This one's called "dahmer and a bag of groceries." 397 00:27:04.757 --> 00:27:07.057 What do you think? 398 00:27:07.059 --> 00:27:08.959 And as part of the dahmer fan club, 399 00:27:08.961 --> 00:27:11.829 I appoint myself the minister of propaganda. 400 00:27:45.998 --> 00:27:46.897 Who did that? 401 00:27:49.868 --> 00:27:53.203 Was it you? 402 00:27:53.205 --> 00:27:55.673 Behave yourself. 403 00:27:55.675 --> 00:27:57.207 Or get out of my library. 404 00:27:57.209 --> 00:27:58.375 But i-- 405 00:27:58.377 --> 00:27:59.276 don't even think about it. 406 00:28:03.982 --> 00:28:05.349 So disrespectful. 407 00:28:05.351 --> 00:28:06.950 Not cool. 408 00:28:06.952 --> 00:28:10.254 Despicable. 409 00:28:15.194 --> 00:28:16.694 Who keeps making that sound? 410 00:28:20.331 --> 00:28:22.900 Guys, guys, guys. 411 00:28:22.902 --> 00:28:27.471 Those girls are aggressively out of our league. 412 00:28:27.473 --> 00:28:29.773 They're a primo target. 413 00:28:29.775 --> 00:28:30.841 Let's do a dahmer. 414 00:28:33.845 --> 00:28:35.212 Hurricane drought! 415 00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:59.937 God, where is it? 416 00:28:59.939 --> 00:29:00.971 Mom? 417 00:29:00.973 --> 00:29:02.139 Yeah. 418 00:29:02.141 --> 00:29:02.940 - I have good news. - Good. 419 00:29:02.942 --> 00:29:04.074 What is it? 420 00:29:04.076 --> 00:29:06.443 I have friends coming over. 421 00:29:06.445 --> 00:29:09.346 It's in here, I know it. 422 00:29:09.348 --> 00:29:11.281 What are you doing? 423 00:29:11.283 --> 00:29:13.150 Oh, nothing. 424 00:29:13.152 --> 00:29:15.452 I-- I thought you stopped. 425 00:29:15.454 --> 00:29:17.087 Oh these? 426 00:29:17.089 --> 00:29:18.455 I've been taking these since i was pregnant with you. 427 00:29:18.457 --> 00:29:20.190 In a way they're good enough for you to take. 428 00:29:20.192 --> 00:29:21.125 Is it down under-- 429 00:29:21.127 --> 00:29:22.326 go back. 430 00:29:22.328 --> 00:29:24.828 Go-- go back to the doctor. 431 00:29:24.830 --> 00:29:25.863 Go back to the doctor. 432 00:29:25.865 --> 00:29:28.098 I don't-- oh, god no. 433 00:29:28.100 --> 00:29:29.266 I hate the doctor. 434 00:29:29.268 --> 00:29:30.868 Doctor always tells me what to do. 435 00:29:30.870 --> 00:29:33.237 Just like you, just like you. 436 00:29:33.239 --> 00:29:34.772 I thought you, i thought you stopped. 437 00:29:34.774 --> 00:29:36.340 Look down there. 438 00:29:36.342 --> 00:29:38.008 How could you listen to that punk crap? 439 00:29:38.010 --> 00:29:39.243 Seriously. 440 00:29:39.245 --> 00:29:40.878 - Rocket from the tombs? - Yeah. 441 00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:42.279 They're from right down the street. 442 00:29:42.281 --> 00:29:43.981 Better than that kid shit that Mike listens to. 443 00:29:43.983 --> 00:29:46.350 And the folk-y polk-y stuff you listen to. 444 00:29:46.352 --> 00:29:47.384 Fuck off. 445 00:29:54.392 --> 00:29:55.292 Hello. 446 00:29:55.294 --> 00:29:56.193 Hi. 447 00:30:02.467 --> 00:30:05.002 Why don't we hang out outside. 448 00:30:05.004 --> 00:30:06.837 But I thought we were gonna listen 449 00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.071 to these bootlegs in your den. 450 00:30:08.073 --> 00:30:09.473 But my mom is sleeping. 451 00:30:09.475 --> 00:30:11.441 So? 452 00:30:11.443 --> 00:30:12.976 And I'm kind of embarrassed 453 00:30:12.978 --> 00:30:14.912 by the pink footstool and the Lacy "dwapes." 454 00:30:16.215 --> 00:30:18.215 Are you in the new club? 455 00:30:18.217 --> 00:30:19.116 What? 456 00:30:19.118 --> 00:30:20.484 That's my brother. 457 00:30:20.486 --> 00:30:22.186 Get lost Dave. 458 00:30:22.188 --> 00:30:26.089 Um, so does Lisa Watkins still live down the street? 459 00:30:26.091 --> 00:30:29.059 Cause I heard she didn't move out after graduation. 460 00:30:29.061 --> 00:30:30.160 Are you two friends? 461 00:30:30.162 --> 00:30:32.396 She doesn't know I exist. 462 00:30:32.398 --> 00:30:33.497 Great. 463 00:30:33.499 --> 00:30:34.431 I've got a great idea. 464 00:30:45.444 --> 00:30:47.077 Hi, I'm here for the interview. 465 00:30:47.079 --> 00:30:48.912 Excuse me? 466 00:30:48.914 --> 00:30:51.081 They said that you would do an interview. 467 00:30:51.083 --> 00:30:54.184 I'm with the William dawes high school newspaper. 468 00:30:54.186 --> 00:30:55.085 The lantern? 469 00:30:55.087 --> 00:30:56.420 Yeah. 470 00:30:56.422 --> 00:30:59.223 We're doing a story on past homecoming queens. 471 00:30:59.225 --> 00:31:00.991 Love to talk to you. 472 00:31:00.993 --> 00:31:02.893 Guess I could spare ten minutes. 473 00:31:02.895 --> 00:31:04.027 Cool. 474 00:31:04.029 --> 00:31:06.530 Um, so first i just want to ask-- 475 00:31:06.532 --> 00:31:08.899 how does it feel now that you know that the best years 476 00:31:08.901 --> 00:31:11.168 of your life are behind you? 477 00:31:11.170 --> 00:31:13.303 You were prom queen, now you're what are you even doing here? 478 00:31:13.305 --> 00:31:14.271 Wait a sec. 479 00:31:14.273 --> 00:31:16.106 Is this some kind of joke? 480 00:31:16.108 --> 00:31:17.140 No, it's not a joke. 481 00:31:17.142 --> 00:31:18.642 I want to know how that feels. 482 00:31:22.047 --> 00:31:24.047 --You live, like, a miserable existence 483 00:31:24.049 --> 00:31:26.083 now that high school is over. 484 00:31:26.085 --> 00:31:26.984 I'm sorry. 485 00:31:26.986 --> 00:31:28.218 Wait, please come back. 486 00:31:28.220 --> 00:31:31.121 I need answers. 487 00:31:32.124 --> 00:31:33.090 That was awesome! 488 00:31:33.092 --> 00:31:34.057 That was so good. 489 00:31:44.002 --> 00:31:46.470 Is dahmer your muse? 490 00:31:46.472 --> 00:31:47.571 What? 491 00:31:47.573 --> 00:31:50.641 Is dahmer your muse? 492 00:31:50.643 --> 00:31:52.209 Oh. 493 00:31:52.211 --> 00:31:54.144 No. 494 00:31:54.146 --> 00:31:57.281 Sure looks like it. 495 00:31:57.283 --> 00:31:58.315 No, he's not. 496 00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:03.153 Wanna see? 497 00:32:07.425 --> 00:32:10.394 This is dahmer as a coat hanger. 498 00:32:10.396 --> 00:32:12.696 You're talented. 499 00:32:12.698 --> 00:32:13.563 Thanks. 500 00:32:16.334 --> 00:32:17.401 Why don't you sketch me? 501 00:32:21.005 --> 00:32:21.672 I can draw you. 502 00:32:27.478 --> 00:32:28.378 Ok. 503 00:32:28.380 --> 00:32:29.579 Prove it. 504 00:32:29.581 --> 00:32:30.480 Yeah. 505 00:32:32.617 --> 00:32:34.151 All right. 506 00:32:34.153 --> 00:32:35.452 Stand up and lay on the floor. 507 00:32:49.600 --> 00:32:52.402 Lay on the floor. 508 00:32:52.404 --> 00:32:53.971 And act dead. 509 00:33:06.585 --> 00:33:07.484 Keep reading. 510 00:33:18.429 --> 00:33:20.430 There. 511 00:33:20.432 --> 00:33:21.398 Tada. 512 00:33:25.403 --> 00:33:27.170 There's sunfish. 513 00:33:27.172 --> 00:33:28.672 Whatever we catch, we've got to throw back. 514 00:33:31.642 --> 00:33:33.410 You guys hear Victor cramer's mom caught 515 00:33:33.412 --> 00:33:35.612 him masturbating with a vacuum 516 00:33:35.614 --> 00:33:36.546 what? 517 00:33:36.548 --> 00:33:37.481 Yeah. 518 00:33:37.483 --> 00:33:39.316 Is he all right? 519 00:33:39.318 --> 00:33:40.650 I don't know. 520 00:33:40.652 --> 00:33:42.452 With a vacuum, how? 521 00:33:42.454 --> 00:33:44.154 I don't know. 522 00:33:44.156 --> 00:33:48.191 Supposedly he just stuck his wanker in the front half. 523 00:33:48.193 --> 00:33:50.060 How else would you masturbate with a vacuum? 524 00:33:50.062 --> 00:33:50.794 Fuck. 525 00:33:50.796 --> 00:33:53.163 Ouch. 526 00:33:53.165 --> 00:33:56.166 What's the difference between parsley and pussy? 527 00:33:56.168 --> 00:33:57.634 What? 528 00:33:57.636 --> 00:33:58.769 No one eats parsley. 529 00:34:07.712 --> 00:34:08.678 Hey. 530 00:34:08.680 --> 00:34:09.713 You got one? 531 00:34:09.715 --> 00:34:11.748 Here. 532 00:34:17.222 --> 00:34:18.522 Ok. 533 00:34:18.524 --> 00:34:19.656 Use this to cut him loose, and then throw 534 00:34:19.658 --> 00:34:23.060 him right back, all right? 535 00:34:23.062 --> 00:34:24.127 Just cut him right off the line. 536 00:34:33.071 --> 00:34:33.804 Just cut the line Jeff. 537 00:34:36.774 --> 00:34:39.109 Hey. 538 00:34:39.111 --> 00:34:39.810 Jeff, what the hell. 539 00:34:39.812 --> 00:34:40.777 I said throw him back. 540 00:34:43.848 --> 00:34:45.215 Sorry. 541 00:34:45.217 --> 00:34:48.385 Why'd you do that? 542 00:34:48.387 --> 00:34:50.787 I just wanted to see what its insides looked like. 543 00:34:57.395 --> 00:34:58.462 Just get rid of it, ok? 544 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.233 I feel utterly left out right now. 545 00:35:03.235 --> 00:35:04.234 Why? 546 00:35:04.236 --> 00:35:05.669 Not playing tic-tac-toe. 547 00:35:05.671 --> 00:35:07.170 Do you want to play tic-tac-toe with three people? 548 00:35:07.172 --> 00:35:08.438 Wait, that doesn't even make sense. 549 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:09.473 - Ok. - Thank you. 550 00:35:09.475 --> 00:35:10.640 Neil. Neil's here. 551 00:35:10.642 --> 00:35:12.175 Good. 552 00:35:12.177 --> 00:35:14.511 Yeah, Ashley just aggressively rejected me. 553 00:35:14.513 --> 00:35:15.545 That was fun. 554 00:35:15.547 --> 00:35:17.114 What? 555 00:35:17.116 --> 00:35:18.115 I went up to her after-- 556 00:35:18.117 --> 00:35:19.716 I went up to her after class. 557 00:35:19.718 --> 00:35:23.553 I was like, so you're in the lit club, and she's like, yeah. 558 00:35:23.555 --> 00:35:25.455 I'm like, who's your favorite author? 559 00:35:25.457 --> 00:35:26.656 So goes, James Joyce. 560 00:35:26.658 --> 00:35:30.360 I'm like, yeah I've read quite a bit. 561 00:35:30.362 --> 00:35:31.728 I said that. 562 00:35:31.730 --> 00:35:33.263 Worst part is, I have to-- 563 00:35:33.265 --> 00:35:34.865 I have to shoot her for the yearbook tomorrow. 564 00:35:34.867 --> 00:35:36.233 She's in the lit club. 565 00:35:36.235 --> 00:35:37.400 You have to shoot her? 566 00:35:37.402 --> 00:35:39.669 I totally forgot you had to do that. 567 00:35:39.671 --> 00:35:42.439 I've got an idea. 568 00:35:42.441 --> 00:35:46.243 What if we put me in all the photos? 569 00:35:46.245 --> 00:35:50.780 Like, if we sneak you into the club pictures? 570 00:35:50.782 --> 00:35:52.349 Uh huh. 571 00:35:52.351 --> 00:35:55.252 Like you're just in every club. 572 00:35:55.254 --> 00:35:57.220 Yes. 573 00:35:57.222 --> 00:35:59.189 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 574 00:35:59.191 --> 00:36:00.423 I think you might be a genius Jeff. 575 00:36:00.425 --> 00:36:01.725 - Wait do it-- - you might be a-- 576 00:36:01.727 --> 00:36:03.793 --everyone's smiling, everyone's smiling. 577 00:36:03.795 --> 00:36:04.828 You're gonna be a real-- 578 00:36:04.830 --> 00:36:06.196 --it's my picture time. 579 00:36:09.401 --> 00:36:10.333 Wait. 580 00:36:10.335 --> 00:36:11.902 I love it. 581 00:36:11.904 --> 00:36:14.671 Okay, this is everyone from the rock climbing club, 582 00:36:14.673 --> 00:36:17.240 correct? 583 00:36:17.242 --> 00:36:19.209 Good job, bro. 584 00:36:19.211 --> 00:36:21.211 Ok, looking good. 585 00:36:24.183 --> 00:36:25.549 All right, let me focus. 586 00:36:34.892 --> 00:36:35.926 Ok, come on. 587 00:36:35.928 --> 00:36:40.463 Wait, back up, back up, back up. 588 00:36:40.465 --> 00:36:41.965 Hey Jeff. 589 00:36:41.967 --> 00:36:43.934 Hey. 590 00:36:43.936 --> 00:36:44.901 Ready, smile! 591 00:36:50.508 --> 00:36:52.475 He's not in national honor society. 592 00:36:52.477 --> 00:36:53.843 Shut your pie hole. 593 00:37:01.819 --> 00:37:05.555 Everybody ready, one, two, three. 594 00:37:10.729 --> 00:37:14.598 Hey dad, um, i joined a lot of new clubs. 595 00:37:14.600 --> 00:37:15.732 I think you'd be proud. 596 00:37:15.734 --> 00:37:17.500 That is great news. 597 00:37:17.502 --> 00:37:18.702 This doesn't belong there. 598 00:37:18.704 --> 00:37:19.836 This. 599 00:37:19.838 --> 00:37:21.271 This doesn't belong here. Hi kids. 600 00:37:21.273 --> 00:37:22.472 Jesus Christ. 601 00:37:22.474 --> 00:37:24.541 Why do I always have to do this? 602 00:37:24.543 --> 00:37:25.909 I'm working on that. Yeah. 603 00:37:25.911 --> 00:37:27.277 Joyce, give that back. 604 00:37:27.279 --> 00:37:29.713 Give it back. 605 00:37:29.715 --> 00:37:30.614 Yo. 606 00:37:30.616 --> 00:37:32.015 Can I put my feet? 607 00:37:32.017 --> 00:37:34.985 Yeah, yeah. 608 00:37:34.987 --> 00:37:36.853 That's the pink footstool. 609 00:37:36.855 --> 00:37:38.355 My formulas are in there. 610 00:37:38.357 --> 00:37:39.789 I-- I got a job. - My formulas. 611 00:37:39.791 --> 00:37:40.857 - No, look. - Did you know that? 612 00:37:40.859 --> 00:37:41.891 I'm working in a group therapy. 613 00:37:41.893 --> 00:37:43.493 A group therapy group. 614 00:37:43.495 --> 00:37:45.729 I am finishing something, please. 615 00:37:45.731 --> 00:37:46.663 I'm not finished. 616 00:37:46.665 --> 00:37:47.664 Hand it over! 617 00:37:47.666 --> 00:37:49.266 I'm not finished! 618 00:37:49.268 --> 00:37:52.469 It's nothing, they do that a lot. 619 00:37:52.471 --> 00:37:54.271 What did he tell your parents there, Brian. 620 00:37:54.273 --> 00:37:55.438 Huh? What did he tell them? 621 00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:56.573 What did Lionel tell your parents? 622 00:37:56.575 --> 00:37:57.507 What? 623 00:37:57.509 --> 00:37:58.541 You! 624 00:37:58.543 --> 00:37:59.743 What did he tell your parents? 625 00:37:59.745 --> 00:38:01.378 Oh. 626 00:38:01.380 --> 00:38:02.445 The Stevens, he told the Steven's something. 627 00:38:02.447 --> 00:38:03.647 What did he tell them? 628 00:38:03.649 --> 00:38:05.348 Oh the st-- 629 00:38:05.350 --> 00:38:06.616 I'm not as Steven's-- the Steven's are not my parents. 630 00:38:06.618 --> 00:38:07.884 Uh huh. Sure. 631 00:38:07.886 --> 00:38:09.052 - What did he tell your parents? - Mom. 632 00:38:09.054 --> 00:38:10.353 - What? - Mom 633 00:38:10.355 --> 00:38:11.955 - nothing. - This is derf. 634 00:38:11.957 --> 00:38:13.456 Jesus, Joyce, will you just leave the kids out of it, 635 00:38:13.458 --> 00:38:14.324 please? 636 00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:19.362 Get off. 637 00:38:19.364 --> 00:38:20.363 I have a job. 638 00:38:20.365 --> 00:38:21.731 I don't need you. 639 00:38:24.736 --> 00:38:25.702 I'm sorry. 640 00:38:25.704 --> 00:38:26.736 That's ok. 641 00:38:26.738 --> 00:38:30.573 Um-- I realize I have-- 642 00:38:30.575 --> 00:38:33.843 I have to run to dinner with my parents. 643 00:38:33.845 --> 00:38:36.046 Um, but I'll see you in school, dahmer. 644 00:38:36.048 --> 00:38:37.314 Yeah. 645 00:38:37.316 --> 00:38:38.682 Don't let fame go to your head. 646 00:38:43.021 --> 00:38:46.323 I am in charge of the front desk for them. 647 00:38:46.325 --> 00:38:47.757 Oh yes, someone hired you to be 648 00:38:47.759 --> 00:38:48.958 - in charge of the front desk. - Bye sweetheart. 649 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:49.826 You tell your parents I said hello. 650 00:38:49.828 --> 00:38:50.827 Did they? 651 00:38:50.829 --> 00:38:51.728 Yes. 652 00:40:23.554 --> 00:40:24.921 Hope you have a great day. 653 00:40:30.861 --> 00:40:31.761 Thanks. 654 00:40:36.667 --> 00:40:38.101 You guys are here just in time. 655 00:40:38.103 --> 00:40:39.035 Just ended my shift. 656 00:40:39.037 --> 00:40:39.936 Holy hell. 657 00:40:39.938 --> 00:40:40.970 Look at those. 658 00:40:40.972 --> 00:40:42.539 My boss is-- 659 00:40:42.541 --> 00:40:44.474 look at those, look at those. 660 00:40:44.476 --> 00:40:46.042 You talk about them like they're little babies. 661 00:40:46.044 --> 00:40:48.178 They are little babies. 662 00:41:02.893 --> 00:41:04.561 Could you do something about it? 663 00:41:04.563 --> 00:41:05.829 It's disgusting. 664 00:41:05.831 --> 00:41:06.996 Please. 665 00:41:06.998 --> 00:41:08.198 What's going on? 666 00:41:08.200 --> 00:41:09.666 Do you have any respect for property? 667 00:41:09.668 --> 00:41:11.134 You need a sense of decency, young man. 668 00:41:11.136 --> 00:41:12.635 What's your name? 669 00:41:12.637 --> 00:41:13.803 You're gonna have to pay for that. 670 00:41:21.212 --> 00:41:23.947 Mr.-- Mr. bakderf. 671 00:41:23.949 --> 00:41:25.114 Is this your doing? 672 00:41:29.987 --> 00:41:30.954 Oh god. 673 00:41:33.557 --> 00:41:34.257 Oh there he is. 674 00:41:34.259 --> 00:41:35.191 Hey. 675 00:41:35.193 --> 00:41:36.759 Oh, shit. 676 00:41:36.761 --> 00:41:37.694 Oh. 677 00:41:37.696 --> 00:41:39.028 You get fired? 678 00:41:39.030 --> 00:41:40.163 Almost. 679 00:41:40.165 --> 00:41:42.131 I had to beg him not to fire me. 680 00:41:42.133 --> 00:41:44.567 I told him that I wasn't part of it, 681 00:41:44.569 --> 00:41:45.869 school and oh my gosh. 682 00:41:45.871 --> 00:41:47.904 We can't do that anymore. Seriously. 683 00:41:47.906 --> 00:41:48.905 In school we can do it. 684 00:41:48.907 --> 00:41:50.173 It's-- teachers are zombies. 685 00:41:50.175 --> 00:41:51.774 But these adults are going to squash us. 686 00:41:51.776 --> 00:41:54.077 Yeah. All right. 687 00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:55.879 - That was pretty good though. - It was great. 688 00:41:55.881 --> 00:41:56.813 Wait, wait. 689 00:41:56.815 --> 00:41:57.981 I know that guy. 690 00:41:57.983 --> 00:42:00.183 Doc-- Dr. Matthews, Dr. Matthews. 691 00:42:00.185 --> 00:42:01.217 Hey. 692 00:42:01.219 --> 00:42:02.619 Hey, Michael. 693 00:42:02.621 --> 00:42:05.588 How are your parents? 694 00:42:05.590 --> 00:42:06.923 Deathly ill. 695 00:42:06.925 --> 00:42:08.258 Wait, what? 696 00:42:08.260 --> 00:42:09.926 What's happened? 697 00:42:09.928 --> 00:42:11.694 Nothing, I'm just jiving with you. 698 00:42:11.696 --> 00:42:12.695 They're fine. 699 00:42:12.697 --> 00:42:13.696 They're solid as a rock. 700 00:42:13.698 --> 00:42:15.198 They're doing good. 701 00:42:15.200 --> 00:42:16.132 Ok, good. 702 00:42:16.134 --> 00:42:17.667 How's your cough? 703 00:42:17.669 --> 00:42:19.202 Uh, my cough went away, pretty quickly actually. 704 00:42:19.204 --> 00:42:20.169 It did. 705 00:42:20.171 --> 00:42:21.738 Well that's good to hear. 706 00:42:21.740 --> 00:42:22.939 All right Michael. 707 00:42:22.941 --> 00:42:23.907 Gentlemen. 708 00:42:23.909 --> 00:42:26.876 You boys be good, ok? 709 00:42:26.878 --> 00:42:29.178 Ok. 710 00:42:29.180 --> 00:42:33.750 He runs by my house every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 711 00:42:33.752 --> 00:42:34.918 Ok. 712 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:36.586 Well he grabs my balls when I cough. 713 00:42:36.588 --> 00:42:38.021 Beat that, faggot. 714 00:42:38.023 --> 00:42:38.888 Shotgun! 715 00:43:07.985 --> 00:43:09.085 Who's over, Jeff? 716 00:43:09.087 --> 00:43:10.753 One of your friends? 717 00:43:10.755 --> 00:43:11.654 No. 718 00:43:16.327 --> 00:43:17.860 I bought it! 719 00:43:20.297 --> 00:43:21.898 What? 720 00:43:21.900 --> 00:43:23.666 - It was only 2000 miles. - With what? 721 00:43:23.668 --> 00:43:24.767 I financed it, of course. 722 00:43:24.769 --> 00:43:26.102 How? 723 00:43:26.104 --> 00:43:27.337 What do you mean, i have my name on the-- 724 00:43:27.339 --> 00:43:28.237 on the checkbook. 725 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:29.672 Yeah, right. 726 00:43:29.674 --> 00:43:31.374 I can't-- just give me the checkbook. 727 00:43:31.376 --> 00:43:33.743 You know that was for groceries and things around the house. 728 00:43:33.745 --> 00:43:35.345 - I can't believe you did this-- - right, right. 729 00:43:35.347 --> 00:43:37.146 Which is why you would have said no if I wanted to buy the car. 730 00:43:37.148 --> 00:43:38.648 You are taking that back tomorrow. 731 00:43:38.650 --> 00:43:39.382 Forget it. 732 00:43:39.384 --> 00:43:40.283 Over my dead body. 733 00:43:44.722 --> 00:43:45.755 I bought it. 734 00:43:45.757 --> 00:43:46.990 I need a drink. 735 00:43:46.992 --> 00:43:49.892 It's mine. 736 00:43:49.894 --> 00:43:51.661 Hi honey. 737 00:43:51.663 --> 00:43:54.864 How was school? 738 00:43:54.866 --> 00:43:56.299 School. 739 00:43:56.301 --> 00:43:57.233 Huh. 740 00:43:57.235 --> 00:43:59.369 I like your car. 741 00:43:59.371 --> 00:44:00.937 Well I'll be. 742 00:44:03.941 --> 00:44:05.708 Thank you. 743 00:44:05.710 --> 00:44:06.376 I like it too. 744 00:44:19.957 --> 00:44:22.792 You hear that? 745 00:44:22.794 --> 00:44:25.194 That's a red-eyed vireo. 746 00:44:25.196 --> 00:44:27.930 Or a black-billed cuckoo. 747 00:44:27.932 --> 00:44:31.701 Either way, they, um-- 748 00:44:31.703 --> 00:44:35.705 they only nest in the same spot for one year. 749 00:44:35.707 --> 00:44:36.939 Not entirety. 750 00:45:46.477 --> 00:45:48.444 --That in and of itself isolates 751 00:45:48.446 --> 00:45:49.979 us from the rest of the world. 752 00:45:49.981 --> 00:45:52.014 It's like a microcosm of our foreign policy. 753 00:45:52.016 --> 00:45:53.382 You know what I mean? 754 00:45:53.384 --> 00:45:55.418 You're a pseudo-intellectual. 755 00:45:55.420 --> 00:45:56.519 What's up, dahmer. 756 00:45:56.521 --> 00:45:57.453 Hey. 757 00:45:57.455 --> 00:45:59.055 Where's your trumpet? 758 00:45:59.057 --> 00:46:00.156 I quit. 759 00:46:00.158 --> 00:46:01.090 What? 760 00:46:01.092 --> 00:46:02.358 When? 761 00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:04.861 Yesterday. 762 00:46:04.863 --> 00:46:06.062 Are you sure? 763 00:46:06.064 --> 00:46:07.363 Yeah. 764 00:46:07.365 --> 00:46:09.832 Hey, posers. 765 00:46:09.834 --> 00:46:11.134 Hey, Figg. 766 00:46:11.136 --> 00:46:13.069 How's business? 767 00:46:13.071 --> 00:46:15.772 Want me to kick your fucking teeth in? 768 00:46:15.774 --> 00:46:17.140 Hey, check it out. 769 00:46:21.145 --> 00:46:23.179 My dad brought it back from Germany. 770 00:46:23.181 --> 00:46:25.148 Your dad fought the Nazis? 771 00:46:25.150 --> 00:46:27.083 No, he was one. 772 00:46:27.085 --> 00:46:31.087 Cut a Jew's throat with it. 773 00:46:31.089 --> 00:46:32.421 Hey, check it out. 774 00:46:37.394 --> 00:46:38.461 Ok. 775 00:46:38.463 --> 00:46:39.395 Bye Figg. - All right, Figg. 776 00:46:39.397 --> 00:46:40.296 See ya. 777 00:46:44.868 --> 00:46:45.802 Dahmer. 778 00:46:45.804 --> 00:46:47.136 Come on. 779 00:46:47.138 --> 00:46:48.004 Come on. 780 00:46:54.011 --> 00:46:55.011 Stay away from that kid. 781 00:46:55.013 --> 00:46:56.345 He's a total psycho. 782 00:47:06.957 --> 00:47:09.559 Hey, so where's that spot? 783 00:47:09.561 --> 00:47:10.893 Up here further. 784 00:47:14.965 --> 00:47:16.165 All right, well we're gonna have 785 00:47:16.167 --> 00:47:21.103 to find an animal then, huh? 786 00:47:21.105 --> 00:47:22.038 Here. 787 00:47:22.040 --> 00:47:23.372 Hold this. 788 00:47:23.374 --> 00:47:24.307 Here, try it. 789 00:47:30.581 --> 00:47:34.016 We're hunting "wabbits." 790 00:47:34.018 --> 00:47:36.953 - It's duck season. - Wabbit season. 791 00:47:40.624 --> 00:47:43.626 I swiped it from my dad he doesn't need it. 792 00:47:43.628 --> 00:47:46.395 He just used it to fucking threaten 793 00:47:46.397 --> 00:47:50.099 my mom for no fucking reason. 794 00:47:50.101 --> 00:47:51.234 So it's mine now, you know? 795 00:47:51.236 --> 00:47:52.134 Fuck him. 796 00:48:08.952 --> 00:48:12.221 You know they shut the water off at my house. 797 00:48:12.223 --> 00:48:13.122 Last week. 798 00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:16.525 I'm sorry. 799 00:48:16.527 --> 00:48:18.127 Yeah. 800 00:48:43.054 --> 00:48:44.053 Here. 801 00:48:44.055 --> 00:48:47.423 Your turn. 802 00:48:47.425 --> 00:48:50.426 No. 803 00:48:50.428 --> 00:48:53.029 Come on. 804 00:48:53.031 --> 00:48:55.064 No guns. 805 00:48:55.066 --> 00:48:55.965 Aw. 806 00:48:58.969 --> 00:48:59.936 Come on. 807 00:49:05.944 --> 00:49:07.677 Truman shared the same view of politics 808 00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:12.114 as James Madison, 150 years earlier. 809 00:49:12.116 --> 00:49:13.516 How so? 810 00:49:18.022 --> 00:49:19.455 Mr. dahmer. 811 00:49:19.457 --> 00:49:20.990 So glad you could join us. 812 00:49:20.992 --> 00:49:22.124 What the hell is he doing? 813 00:49:22.126 --> 00:49:23.025 Go ahead Scott. 814 00:49:28.098 --> 00:49:29.565 Do you smell that? 815 00:49:29.567 --> 00:49:30.466 Yeah. 816 00:49:30.468 --> 00:49:31.434 He reeks. 817 00:49:31.436 --> 00:49:33.102 Ok, people. 818 00:49:33.104 --> 00:49:35.338 Permission slips for next week's Washington DC trip 819 00:49:35.340 --> 00:49:37.707 are due on my desk tomorrow. 820 00:49:37.709 --> 00:49:40.142 Every parent must sign one. 821 00:50:34.197 --> 00:50:35.598 It sucks being a virgin. 822 00:50:35.600 --> 00:50:37.199 Guys, I want to get in a puss. 823 00:50:41.605 --> 00:50:44.206 Dahmer. 824 00:50:44.208 --> 00:50:46.776 You wanna see my drawing? 825 00:50:46.778 --> 00:50:49.378 Sure. 826 00:50:49.380 --> 00:50:52.181 It's you as king Kong on the Washington monument. 827 00:50:52.183 --> 00:50:54.617 That's not just a large wang. 828 00:50:54.619 --> 00:50:57.186 The most phallic symbol in our nation's capitol. 829 00:50:58.089 --> 00:50:59.422 The Washington monument. 830 00:51:09.232 --> 00:51:12.168 Our fan club has to make our mark on DC. 831 00:51:16.774 --> 00:51:18.607 Let's spazz on the white house lawn. 832 00:51:18.609 --> 00:51:19.809 No. 833 00:51:19.811 --> 00:51:20.843 We can't get on the white house lawn. 834 00:51:20.845 --> 00:51:23.179 Dahmer, they have like, fences. 835 00:51:23.181 --> 00:51:24.146 Wait, I have an idea. 836 00:51:24.148 --> 00:51:24.847 Charlie. 837 00:51:24.849 --> 00:51:27.283 Charlie, hey. 838 00:51:27.285 --> 00:51:30.352 So, we were thinking, since you're the token black 839 00:51:30.354 --> 00:51:32.688 in our class, why don't you try and use Neil's super-8 camera 840 00:51:32.690 --> 00:51:34.423 and we can film you doing the Martin 841 00:51:34.425 --> 00:51:36.459 Luther king "i have a dream" speech, 842 00:51:36.461 --> 00:51:37.860 right at the Lincoln memorial. 843 00:51:37.862 --> 00:51:43.132 I play football, bakderf, not charades. 844 00:51:43.134 --> 00:51:45.167 John bakderf and a Neil Davis. 845 00:51:49.673 --> 00:51:53.242 Jeffrey dahmer and Charlie Smith. 846 00:52:02.152 --> 00:52:03.319 Dahmer. 847 00:52:03.321 --> 00:52:04.854 We're right here. 848 00:52:04.856 --> 00:52:07.189 Uh, if he tries to rape you in the middle of the night, 849 00:52:07.191 --> 00:52:08.190 just knock. 850 00:52:08.192 --> 00:52:08.891 Ok. 851 00:52:16.466 --> 00:52:18.734 So we're roommates, huh? 852 00:52:18.736 --> 00:52:19.602 Yep. 853 00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:32.681 "Three's company" is so obvious. 854 00:52:32.683 --> 00:52:35.284 Huh? 855 00:52:35.286 --> 00:52:37.253 Mr. roper. 856 00:52:37.255 --> 00:52:39.421 He's an idiot. 857 00:52:39.423 --> 00:52:40.289 Taxi's on in a few. 858 00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:12.488 Is it hard being the only black guy in our class? 859 00:53:12.490 --> 00:53:14.857 Nah. 860 00:53:14.859 --> 00:53:18.327 Your palms are less black. 861 00:53:18.329 --> 00:53:21.830 I wonder, are your insides the same as my insides? 862 00:53:21.832 --> 00:53:26.302 Like, your stomach is the same color as my stomach? 863 00:53:46.656 --> 00:53:49.792 It's totally bogus we didn't get to meet the president. 864 00:53:49.794 --> 00:53:52.962 Why didn't we just stay in Ohio and meet our state senators? 865 00:53:52.964 --> 00:53:54.230 I dare you. 866 00:53:54.232 --> 00:53:55.731 - To what? - Call Carter. 867 00:53:55.733 --> 00:53:56.999 See if he's free. 868 00:53:57.001 --> 00:53:59.368 Jeff, please. 869 00:53:59.370 --> 00:54:02.471 What's the worst thing that can happen? 870 00:54:02.473 --> 00:54:04.440 Ok, what about vice president mondale? 871 00:54:04.442 --> 00:54:07.810 That's impossible. 872 00:54:07.812 --> 00:54:09.345 If you want to. 873 00:54:23.360 --> 00:54:24.660 This is pointless. 874 00:54:24.662 --> 00:54:26.028 It's our last day here, we should get lunch. 875 00:54:26.030 --> 00:54:27.730 Hi, can you connect me to the vice 876 00:54:27.732 --> 00:54:30.399 President of the United States? 877 00:54:30.401 --> 00:54:32.534 Yeah, his office please. 878 00:54:32.536 --> 00:54:34.470 Thank you. 879 00:54:34.472 --> 00:54:35.938 It's ringing. 880 00:54:35.940 --> 00:54:36.872 What? 881 00:54:36.874 --> 00:54:37.740 It's ringing. 882 00:54:42.946 --> 00:54:44.947 Hello? 883 00:54:44.949 --> 00:54:49.318 Yes, we're from William dawes high in Ohio. 884 00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:51.787 Just in the middle of nowhere. 885 00:54:51.789 --> 00:54:55.824 Yes, we're honor students, and part of the school newspaper, 886 00:54:55.826 --> 00:54:57.760 and we're very interested in politics. 887 00:54:57.762 --> 00:54:59.995 And we were wondering if we could interview you as an aide 888 00:54:59.997 --> 00:55:01.597 to the vice president of the United States? 889 00:55:04.434 --> 00:55:05.801 Yes. 890 00:55:05.803 --> 00:55:07.036 Uh huh. 891 00:55:07.038 --> 00:55:14.777 We are-- one minute-- 892 00:55:14.779 --> 00:55:17.446 on constitutional Avenue. 893 00:55:17.448 --> 00:55:20.349 Uh huh. 894 00:55:20.351 --> 00:55:22.084 Ok. 895 00:55:22.086 --> 00:55:23.319 Great. 896 00:55:23.321 --> 00:55:24.987 Great. 897 00:55:24.989 --> 00:55:26.488 We're in. 898 00:55:26.490 --> 00:55:28.524 We're in. 899 00:55:28.526 --> 00:55:29.491 What? 900 00:55:29.493 --> 00:55:30.659 Come on. 901 00:55:30.661 --> 00:55:32.561 Dahmer's got balls, man, he's slick. 902 00:55:32.563 --> 00:55:35.497 We have an appointment in an hour. 903 00:55:35.499 --> 00:55:38.500 So you get to sit in meetings with the vice president? 904 00:55:38.502 --> 00:55:39.868 Sometimes. 905 00:55:39.870 --> 00:55:41.770 Really? 906 00:55:41.772 --> 00:55:43.472 Where is his office? 907 00:55:43.474 --> 00:55:44.406 Well, wait! 908 00:55:44.408 --> 00:55:45.641 Mr. vice president. 909 00:55:45.643 --> 00:55:46.575 Sorry. 910 00:55:46.577 --> 00:55:48.544 Excuse me. 911 00:55:48.546 --> 00:55:50.512 Just a second. 912 00:55:50.514 --> 00:55:51.880 These kids are with the newspaper, 913 00:55:51.882 --> 00:55:53.982 their school newspaper from-- 914 00:55:53.984 --> 00:55:54.917 Ohio. 915 00:55:54.919 --> 00:55:55.884 Ohio. 916 00:55:55.886 --> 00:55:57.453 That's a great state. 917 00:55:57.455 --> 00:55:59.955 Our fellow midwesterners, I'm from Minnesota. 918 00:55:59.957 --> 00:56:04.093 So you want to pursue journalism when you grow up, or what? 919 00:56:04.095 --> 00:56:07.796 Well I want to draw cartoons, but not for TV. 920 00:56:07.798 --> 00:56:09.732 I want to draw comics. 921 00:56:09.734 --> 00:56:11.567 Well that's great, as long as you don't draw 922 00:56:11.569 --> 00:56:13.001 any political ones about me. 923 00:56:13.003 --> 00:56:13.936 I won't do that. 924 00:56:13.938 --> 00:56:14.970 Young lady? 925 00:56:14.972 --> 00:56:16.138 I want to be a teacher. 926 00:56:16.140 --> 00:56:18.640 That's nice. 927 00:56:18.642 --> 00:56:20.008 I really don't know. 928 00:56:20.010 --> 00:56:21.610 Don't worry, you got plenty of time 929 00:56:21.612 --> 00:56:23.545 to figure it out. 930 00:56:23.547 --> 00:56:25.013 Professor? 931 00:56:25.015 --> 00:56:28.450 You know, or my dad wants me to go into real estate. 932 00:56:28.452 --> 00:56:30.786 What about you? 933 00:56:30.788 --> 00:56:31.820 Biology. 934 00:56:31.822 --> 00:56:32.788 Great. 935 00:56:32.790 --> 00:56:35.491 You ought to pursue that. 936 00:56:35.493 --> 00:56:37.760 I'm sure you'll be happy no matter what you choose. 937 00:56:37.762 --> 00:56:39.928 You might want to consider politics. 938 00:56:39.930 --> 00:56:42.831 An admirable profession, young lady. 939 00:56:42.833 --> 00:56:43.999 Enjoy d.C kids. 940 00:56:44.001 --> 00:56:44.933 Thank you, sir. 941 00:56:44.935 --> 00:56:46.468 Nice to meet you. 942 00:56:49.839 --> 00:56:51.640 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 943 00:56:51.642 --> 00:56:52.541 Thank you. 944 00:56:52.543 --> 00:56:54.042 Thank you. 945 00:56:54.044 --> 00:56:56.645 Thank you so much. 946 00:56:56.647 --> 00:56:57.546 Yes. 947 00:57:03.420 --> 00:57:04.420 Hey. 948 00:57:04.422 --> 00:57:05.087 Dahmer. 949 00:57:08.091 --> 00:57:09.825 I'm professor mondale and you're gonna have a very 950 00:57:09.827 --> 00:57:11.493 bright future ahead of you. 951 00:57:11.495 --> 00:57:12.161 Thank you, son. 952 00:57:19.169 --> 00:57:22.171 How'd it go? 953 00:57:22.173 --> 00:57:24.873 You all right? 954 00:57:24.875 --> 00:57:25.774 It was great. 955 00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:33.081 You know that it has been 956 00:57:33.083 --> 00:57:34.583 difficult with your mother. 957 00:57:34.585 --> 00:57:38.954 I don't want to say anything bad about her. 958 00:57:38.956 --> 00:57:39.855 Just-- 959 00:57:43.460 --> 00:57:47.129 is she going back to the hospital? 960 00:57:47.131 --> 00:57:49.898 Not exactly. 961 00:57:49.900 --> 00:57:52.067 When you were younger-- 962 00:57:52.069 --> 00:57:56.939 but then life gets in the-- 963 00:57:56.941 --> 00:58:04.947 I work and-- so while you were away, I moved into a motel. 964 00:58:04.949 --> 00:58:09.251 It's just down the block. 965 00:58:09.253 --> 00:58:15.991 I just thought it would be easier while you were away. 966 00:58:15.993 --> 00:58:16.925 You ok? 967 00:58:21.231 --> 00:58:22.731 It'll be amicable. 968 00:58:32.141 --> 00:58:35.711 Hey, kid. 969 00:58:35.713 --> 00:58:36.945 I know you spoke to your dad. 970 00:58:36.947 --> 00:58:37.813 You ok? 971 00:58:41.251 --> 00:58:42.150 Aw. 972 00:58:51.027 --> 00:58:55.097 Do you want to talk to somebody about it now? 973 00:58:55.099 --> 00:58:56.064 Hmm. 974 00:58:56.066 --> 00:58:57.032 Ok. 975 00:58:57.034 --> 00:58:57.966 Get some sleep honey. 976 00:59:25.161 --> 00:59:26.762 Hello. 977 00:59:26.764 --> 00:59:28.864 You're running a cold, huh? 978 00:59:28.866 --> 00:59:31.700 I think so. 979 00:59:31.702 --> 00:59:32.768 I've been getting chills. 980 00:59:35.572 --> 00:59:38.206 Well, it's always good to see your patients. 981 00:59:42.779 --> 00:59:44.346 So, a physical maybe? 982 00:59:53.856 --> 00:59:56.091 Stick out your tongue, say "ah." 983 00:59:56.093 --> 00:59:57.693 Ah. 984 00:59:57.695 --> 00:59:58.594 Ok. 985 00:59:58.596 --> 00:59:59.294 Tonsils look good. 986 01:00:01.998 --> 01:00:03.298 All right. 987 01:00:03.300 --> 01:00:04.266 Turn your head. 988 01:00:04.268 --> 01:00:05.100 Let's look in those ears. 989 01:00:08.871 --> 01:00:10.238 Do you do surgery? 990 01:00:10.240 --> 01:00:13.642 No. 991 01:00:13.644 --> 01:00:15.310 Why not? 992 01:00:15.312 --> 01:00:17.946 Turn your head. 993 01:00:17.948 --> 01:00:20.349 Well, I like caring for people, but I'm 994 01:00:20.351 --> 01:00:24.019 not the type of person who wants to cut someone open, so this. 995 01:00:24.021 --> 01:00:27.723 I almost became a podiatrist. 996 01:00:27.725 --> 01:00:28.890 Less blood. 997 01:00:28.892 --> 01:00:30.892 Yeah. 998 01:00:30.894 --> 01:00:33.795 Exactly. 999 01:00:33.797 --> 01:00:35.697 What about what's on a patient's mind? 1000 01:00:35.699 --> 01:00:37.799 You mean a psychiatrist? 1001 01:00:41.771 --> 01:00:42.771 Ok. 1002 01:00:42.773 --> 01:00:43.639 Just relax, ok? 1003 01:00:51.681 --> 01:00:52.347 Take a deep breath. 1004 01:00:55.952 --> 01:00:57.319 Good. 1005 01:00:57.321 --> 01:00:58.387 And another deep breath. 1006 01:01:03.726 --> 01:01:08.030 Well, you seem healthy to me. 1007 01:01:08.032 --> 01:01:14.336 Now before I weigh you, does it hurt when you urinate? 1008 01:01:14.338 --> 01:01:16.271 Uh, no. 1009 01:01:16.273 --> 01:01:18.807 Ok. 1010 01:01:18.809 --> 01:01:22.244 And are you sexually active? 1011 01:01:22.246 --> 01:01:23.111 What kind? 1012 01:01:28.785 --> 01:01:30.452 Sort of. 1013 01:01:30.454 --> 01:01:32.754 Well, you're at that age. 1014 01:01:32.756 --> 01:01:33.689 Ok. 1015 01:01:33.691 --> 01:01:34.823 Drop your underpants. 1016 01:01:45.868 --> 01:01:46.802 Ok. 1017 01:01:46.804 --> 01:01:49.805 Cough. 1018 01:01:51.241 --> 01:01:52.140 Ok, good. 1019 01:01:52.142 --> 01:01:53.075 Cough again. 1020 01:01:54.244 --> 01:01:56.945 And cough one more time. 1021 01:02:03.753 --> 01:02:04.753 I'm finished. 1022 01:02:04.755 --> 01:02:05.754 You can pull up your pants. 1023 01:02:38.822 --> 01:02:40.789 Jeff, dinner. 1024 01:02:40.791 --> 01:02:42.758 Just-- a minute. 1025 01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:43.992 Go away. 1026 01:02:43.994 --> 01:02:45.160 - Jeff? - Go away. 1027 01:03:05.481 --> 01:03:07.516 Jeffrey was really hot. 1028 01:03:07.518 --> 01:03:09.551 Shut up, gross. 1029 01:03:09.553 --> 01:03:11.953 No she's not. 1030 01:03:11.955 --> 01:03:14.489 Yes. 1031 01:03:14.491 --> 01:03:17.926 Neil, your mom's smoking too. 1032 01:03:17.928 --> 01:03:18.927 Yeah. 1033 01:03:18.929 --> 01:03:20.862 So is that car she drives. 1034 01:03:20.864 --> 01:03:22.030 The Jaguar? 1035 01:03:22.032 --> 01:03:25.100 The piece of shit? 1036 01:03:25.102 --> 01:03:27.335 Your mom's extraordinarily hot. 1037 01:03:27.337 --> 01:03:28.503 Yeah so-- 1038 01:03:28.505 --> 01:03:30.071 I've jerked off to your mom before. 1039 01:03:30.073 --> 01:03:31.439 Jesus Christ. 1040 01:03:31.441 --> 01:03:33.041 Well I've jerked off in my room, 1041 01:03:33.043 --> 01:03:35.377 I've jerked off to your mom before. 1042 01:03:35.379 --> 01:03:38.213 Not going to lie, I have too. 1043 01:03:38.215 --> 01:03:39.314 I banged her. 1044 01:03:39.316 --> 01:03:40.248 That is true. 1045 01:03:41.318 --> 01:03:43.451 - No you didn't. - Come on derf. 1046 01:03:43.453 --> 01:03:46.254 What, you haven't banged your best friend's mom? 1047 01:03:46.256 --> 01:03:47.422 You guys haven't actually banged 1048 01:03:47.424 --> 01:03:48.490 your best friend's mom, right? 1049 01:03:48.492 --> 01:03:50.425 You're just messing with me. 1050 01:03:50.427 --> 01:03:51.393 Of course not. 1051 01:03:51.395 --> 01:03:52.594 Can you believe it? 1052 01:03:52.596 --> 01:03:54.496 I wish i had a best friend. 1053 01:03:54.498 --> 01:03:56.164 Jesus, dahmer. 1054 01:03:56.166 --> 01:03:57.165 Forgot you were over there. 1055 01:03:57.167 --> 01:03:59.034 Freaked me out. 1056 01:03:59.036 --> 01:04:01.236 You guys want to head inside and raid the fridge 1057 01:04:01.238 --> 01:04:02.571 before my folks get home? 1058 01:04:02.573 --> 01:04:03.471 Put that out? 1059 01:04:03.473 --> 01:04:04.606 Just give me one sec. 1060 01:04:04.608 --> 01:04:05.473 Come on. 1061 01:04:19.922 --> 01:04:22.858 Hold up. 1062 01:04:22.860 --> 01:04:25.293 What's dahmer up to? 1063 01:04:25.295 --> 01:04:26.962 I don't know. 1064 01:04:26.964 --> 01:04:29.164 Something about last weekend in your clubhouse kinda 1065 01:04:29.166 --> 01:04:30.498 creeped me out. 1066 01:04:30.500 --> 01:04:32.234 Jeff's a little off, you know? 1067 01:04:32.236 --> 01:04:36.171 Well yeah, but that's what we like about him, right? 1068 01:04:36.173 --> 01:04:38.974 Do you guys think that the way we treat him is mean? 1069 01:04:38.976 --> 01:04:39.875 What? 1070 01:04:39.877 --> 01:04:40.942 No. - No. 1071 01:04:40.944 --> 01:04:41.877 Why? 1072 01:04:41.879 --> 01:04:43.078 Are you sure? 1073 01:04:43.080 --> 01:04:44.012 No. 1074 01:04:44.014 --> 01:04:47.616 I-- I think-- 1075 01:04:47.618 --> 01:04:49.217 I think he seems to enjoy it. 1076 01:04:49.219 --> 01:04:51.319 I think if he didn't want to, he wouldn't do it. 1077 01:04:51.321 --> 01:04:52.254 Right? 1078 01:04:52.256 --> 01:04:53.955 What do you think? 1079 01:04:53.957 --> 01:04:55.523 I don't know. 1080 01:04:55.525 --> 01:04:58.226 I'm cool with it. 1081 01:04:58.228 --> 01:04:59.261 Ok. 1082 01:04:59.263 --> 01:05:00.662 Who wants the back seat of pain? 1083 01:05:00.664 --> 01:05:02.197 Shotgun. 1084 01:05:02.199 --> 01:05:03.098 I got shotgun. 1085 01:05:25.922 --> 01:05:27.455 They here? 1086 01:05:27.457 --> 01:05:28.390 Yes! 1087 01:05:28.392 --> 01:05:30.325 Oh, thank god. 1088 01:05:30.327 --> 01:05:31.293 Finally, finally. 1089 01:05:31.295 --> 01:05:32.360 Have you looked at them? 1090 01:05:32.362 --> 01:05:33.628 - Yeah, I snuck a peak. - What? 1091 01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:35.063 - No! - Sorry. 1092 01:05:35.065 --> 01:05:36.464 Check them out. - Wait. 1093 01:05:36.466 --> 01:05:38.466 No, derf, before we open them we got to get Jeff. 1094 01:05:38.468 --> 01:05:40.302 Come on, Neil's seen them already. 1095 01:05:40.304 --> 01:05:41.236 - Nope. - Jeff's in the photos-- 1096 01:05:41.238 --> 01:05:42.404 you lost. Outvoted. 1097 01:05:42.406 --> 01:05:44.940 Oh my god. 1098 01:05:44.942 --> 01:05:46.441 Oh my god. 1099 01:05:46.443 --> 01:05:48.410 Oh! 1100 01:05:48.412 --> 01:05:49.344 Look. 1101 01:05:49.346 --> 01:05:50.679 You see it? 1102 01:05:50.681 --> 01:05:52.213 Yeah, I'm seeing it. 1103 01:05:52.215 --> 01:05:54.349 That is-- holy shit. 1104 01:05:54.351 --> 01:05:55.417 Oh good, it's here. 1105 01:05:55.419 --> 01:05:56.718 Here, let's see. 1106 01:06:02.191 --> 01:06:05.527 So that's-- that's honor society. 1107 01:06:05.529 --> 01:06:08.029 Or no, that's debate club, that's honor society. 1108 01:06:08.031 --> 01:06:10.231 What is Jeff dahm-- 1109 01:06:10.233 --> 01:06:12.734 he is not in any of these clubs. 1110 01:06:12.736 --> 01:06:14.102 Who did this? 1111 01:06:14.104 --> 01:06:16.738 I took the photos, but I believe-- 1112 01:06:16.740 --> 01:06:18.573 - I believe he is in-- - he's not in debate. 1113 01:06:18.575 --> 01:06:23.078 He's not here, and he's not in that-- 1114 01:06:23.080 --> 01:06:24.312 excuse me, what are you-- 1115 01:06:24.314 --> 01:06:25.280 oh no. 1116 01:06:25.282 --> 01:06:26.648 Wait, what are you-- 1117 01:06:26.650 --> 01:06:27.983 its that really necessary? 1118 01:06:37.693 --> 01:06:39.094 I just-- 1119 01:06:39.096 --> 01:06:40.061 I'm not-- I'm not being irrational. 1120 01:06:40.063 --> 01:06:41.429 It's just that he cannot-- 1121 01:06:41.431 --> 01:06:42.697 mom? 1122 01:06:42.699 --> 01:06:45.400 He can't take my son. 1123 01:06:45.402 --> 01:06:46.401 Mom. 1124 01:06:46.403 --> 01:06:47.469 Why does he even want Dave? 1125 01:06:47.471 --> 01:06:49.704 He can't take care of Dave. 1126 01:06:49.706 --> 01:06:50.705 What's he going to do? 1127 01:06:50.707 --> 01:06:51.606 What's he gonna do with him? 1128 01:06:51.608 --> 01:06:52.574 Mom. 1129 01:06:52.576 --> 01:06:54.042 I don't know. 1130 01:06:54.044 --> 01:06:55.477 I just think that you've somehow gotten 1131 01:06:55.479 --> 01:06:59.614 into a scenario where you're somehow representing him 1132 01:06:59.616 --> 01:07:01.149 and not me. 1133 01:07:01.151 --> 01:07:03.685 Whose lawyer are you? 1134 01:07:03.687 --> 01:07:05.687 I'm not getting-- I'm not getting heated. 1135 01:07:05.689 --> 01:07:07.489 I'm just saying, whose lawyer are you? 1136 01:07:07.491 --> 01:07:09.124 Aren't you supposed to be representing me? 1137 01:07:13.129 --> 01:07:14.029 No. 1138 01:07:14.031 --> 01:07:15.230 Ok. 1139 01:07:15.232 --> 01:07:16.297 So if he has the house then I get Dave. 1140 01:08:27.536 --> 01:08:29.137 Go on, go. 1141 01:08:29.139 --> 01:08:30.205 Get! Go! 1142 01:08:30.207 --> 01:08:30.872 Get! 1143 01:08:58.635 --> 01:08:59.868 Just talk to your dad before you 1144 01:08:59.870 --> 01:09:01.536 spend the day with him, ok? 1145 01:09:01.538 --> 01:09:04.839 So just-- this is what you want to surprise me with? 1146 01:09:06.243 --> 01:09:07.408 You know what's not a surprise? 1147 01:09:07.410 --> 01:09:08.877 The face that you're 45 minutes late. 1148 01:09:08.879 --> 01:09:10.812 - That's not a surprise. - I'm not leaving the kids. 1149 01:09:10.814 --> 01:09:12.380 You know the kids. 1150 01:09:12.382 --> 01:09:13.715 Oh that's right, you don't know about the kids 1151 01:09:13.717 --> 01:09:15.250 because you're not at home anymore. 1152 01:09:15.252 --> 01:09:16.751 What is this, some big surprise? 1153 01:09:22.191 --> 01:09:23.858 What do you think you want me to do with these, huh? 1154 01:09:23.860 --> 01:09:25.293 What do you want me to do? 1155 01:09:25.295 --> 01:09:26.594 What do you want me to do? 1156 01:09:26.596 --> 01:09:27.495 You want custody of David, is that right? 1157 01:09:27.497 --> 01:09:29.898 Stay in the car. 1158 01:09:29.900 --> 01:09:31.399 Give it to me. 1159 01:09:31.401 --> 01:09:32.567 I don't give a shit. 1160 01:09:32.569 --> 01:09:34.736 Hey, hey, hey. 1161 01:09:34.738 --> 01:09:36.204 Private issue. 1162 01:09:36.206 --> 01:09:37.539 Excuse me, sir. 1163 01:09:37.541 --> 01:09:39.340 Boys, just come out of the car, please. 1164 01:09:39.342 --> 01:09:40.508 Jeffrey, come on. 1165 01:09:40.510 --> 01:09:41.442 Too late. 1166 01:09:44.413 --> 01:09:46.381 Ok. 1167 01:09:46.383 --> 01:09:47.715 All right. 1168 01:09:47.717 --> 01:09:49.717 Ok, all right. 1169 01:09:49.719 --> 01:09:51.352 All right. 1170 01:09:51.354 --> 01:09:52.253 Ok. 1171 01:10:39.336 --> 01:10:40.468 Now I remember. 1172 01:10:40.470 --> 01:10:41.402 Hey, man 1173 01:10:41.404 --> 01:10:42.937 how are you doing? 1174 01:10:42.939 --> 01:10:45.773 Well, would you lookie here, the rah rah bender extreme. 1175 01:10:45.775 --> 01:10:47.375 Yeah, what else do you think we'd be doing? 1176 01:10:47.377 --> 01:10:48.643 Lightweights? 1177 01:10:48.645 --> 01:10:50.311 Be home playing snare drum or something. 1178 01:10:50.313 --> 01:10:52.614 It's no more active than standing on the sidelines. 1179 01:10:52.616 --> 01:10:53.781 Good one. 1180 01:10:53.783 --> 01:10:56.584 You're all right for a turd. 1181 01:10:56.586 --> 01:10:58.753 Where's your mascot, dumb dahmer? 1182 01:10:58.755 --> 01:11:00.321 He's not here. 1183 01:11:00.323 --> 01:11:01.756 What are you gonna be a prom date, bekderkf? 1184 01:11:01.758 --> 01:11:03.558 No, but your mom might. 1185 01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:04.826 She can fit in a prom dress. 1186 01:11:04.828 --> 01:11:06.828 Dahmer's like your little court Jester. 1187 01:11:06.830 --> 01:11:08.696 Except he's not hanging out with you guys much anymore, 1188 01:11:08.698 --> 01:11:10.398 now is he. 1189 01:11:10.400 --> 01:11:11.899 The fan club still lives on. 1190 01:11:11.901 --> 01:11:13.268 Really? 1191 01:11:13.270 --> 01:11:15.970 Cause it looks like he ditched you. 1192 01:11:15.972 --> 01:11:17.805 We'll get him to show up 1193 01:11:17.807 --> 01:11:19.307 for what? 1194 01:11:19.309 --> 01:11:20.708 He's doing a rocking command performance. 1195 01:11:20.710 --> 01:11:23.344 Yeah, he'll ante up for sure. 1196 01:11:23.346 --> 01:11:24.646 I doubt it. 1197 01:11:24.648 --> 01:11:25.913 But really we should-- 1198 01:11:25.915 --> 01:11:28.816 we should get him to spazz to the Max. 1199 01:11:28.818 --> 01:11:30.918 Yeah, but derf, he hasn't spazzed in, like, weeks. 1200 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:31.853 I don't think he's into-- 1201 01:11:31.855 --> 01:11:32.887 yeah but what about-- 1202 01:11:32.889 --> 01:11:34.856 I have 5 bucks, I can pay him. 1203 01:11:34.858 --> 01:11:36.991 I mean, it gets him out on a Saturday. 1204 01:11:36.993 --> 01:11:38.393 Ok I'm in. 1205 01:11:38.395 --> 01:11:39.627 Come on that will be so killer. - $5. 1206 01:11:39.629 --> 01:11:40.561 That'll be killer. 1207 01:11:40.563 --> 01:11:41.429 $5 1208 01:11:49.305 --> 01:11:50.972 hey, Jeff. 1209 01:11:50.974 --> 01:11:51.873 Hey. 1210 01:11:51.875 --> 01:11:52.907 So. 1211 01:11:52.909 --> 01:11:54.876 Dahmer fanclub has a new idea. 1212 01:11:54.878 --> 01:11:57.879 Basically, we're going to go to the mall, 1213 01:11:57.881 --> 01:12:00.381 and you're going to spazz like crazy. 1214 01:12:00.383 --> 01:12:02.350 Just the craziest spazz-- 1215 01:12:02.352 --> 01:12:04.786 why don't you just leave him alone. 1216 01:12:04.788 --> 01:12:07.555 He's not a sideshow attraction. 1217 01:12:07.557 --> 01:12:08.456 Leave him alone? 1218 01:12:08.458 --> 01:12:10.024 It's gonna be fun. 1219 01:12:10.026 --> 01:12:12.627 I have about $32 for you, but by Saturday I 1220 01:12:12.629 --> 01:12:14.429 will probably have a ton more. 1221 01:12:14.431 --> 01:12:18.733 So take it, and this can be like your final command performance. 1222 01:12:18.735 --> 01:12:21.002 It's gonna be totally awesome. 1223 01:12:21.004 --> 01:12:24.939 We're gonna go out in style. You in? 1224 01:12:31.580 --> 01:12:33.081 Awesome. You excited? 1225 01:12:33.083 --> 01:12:34.015 Mmhmm, yeah. 1226 01:12:34.017 --> 01:12:35.883 Awesome yes! 1227 01:12:56.372 --> 01:12:58.673 So, is coming? 1228 01:12:58.675 --> 01:12:59.640 Uh, yeah. 1229 01:12:59.642 --> 01:13:01.008 He said he was. 1230 01:13:01.010 --> 01:13:03.978 How about burowski and gunsler? 1231 01:13:03.980 --> 01:13:05.947 Oh, burowski's-- 1232 01:13:05.949 --> 01:13:07.515 burowski didn't pay. 1233 01:13:07.517 --> 01:13:10.852 Um, but gunsler said he was coming. 1234 01:13:19.762 --> 01:13:21.629 Jeez, dahmer. 1235 01:13:21.631 --> 01:13:22.797 Never seen you drink like that before. 1236 01:13:29.905 --> 01:13:30.872 Here I am. 1237 01:13:52.561 --> 01:13:55.196 Where are we meeting these idiots? 1238 01:13:55.198 --> 01:13:58.866 Um, we're going to meet them by the lockers at fatties. 1239 01:14:03.505 --> 01:14:04.806 Ok, about time. 1240 01:14:04.808 --> 01:14:05.807 Sorry guys. 1241 01:14:05.809 --> 01:14:06.841 Money? 1242 01:14:06.843 --> 01:14:09.744 You've got money, money, money? 1243 01:14:09.746 --> 01:14:10.878 Thank you for coming. 1244 01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:11.813 Here we go. 1245 01:14:11.815 --> 01:14:14.782 Cash, cash, cash, cash. 1246 01:14:14.784 --> 01:14:16.684 All right, that's about $15. 1247 01:14:16.686 --> 01:14:18.019 Not bad. 1248 01:14:18.021 --> 01:14:19.120 All right, let's get this show on the road. 1249 01:14:19.122 --> 01:14:20.121 All right. 1250 01:14:20.123 --> 01:14:22.156 I now present to you, Jeff. 1251 01:14:22.158 --> 01:14:23.124 Jeffrey. 1252 01:14:23.126 --> 01:14:26.060 For this, I'm Jeffrey. 1253 01:14:26.062 --> 01:14:27.495 Ok. 1254 01:14:27.497 --> 01:14:29.964 Then I present to you, Jeffrey dahmer, 1255 01:14:29.966 --> 01:14:31.933 in his command performance. 1256 01:14:38.006 --> 01:14:38.873 Gladly. 1257 01:15:17.846 --> 01:15:19.247 Hey man. 1258 01:15:19.249 --> 01:15:20.248 Get off me, man. 1259 01:15:20.250 --> 01:15:22.250 It's just my medicine. 1260 01:15:22.252 --> 01:15:24.218 It's just medicine. 1261 01:15:44.006 --> 01:15:45.172 I'm so hungry! 1262 01:16:00.889 --> 01:16:01.789 Hey! 1263 01:16:01.791 --> 01:16:02.790 Hey kid. 1264 01:16:02.792 --> 01:16:03.791 Get out. 1265 01:16:03.793 --> 01:16:04.792 Out. 1266 01:16:04.794 --> 01:16:05.693 Leave. 1267 01:16:33.755 --> 01:16:35.122 Here I am! 1268 01:17:23.672 --> 01:17:25.039 That was awesome. 1269 01:17:33.682 --> 01:17:34.649 Oh, hi honey. 1270 01:17:36.885 --> 01:17:37.818 Hey, guess what? 1271 01:17:37.820 --> 01:17:38.719 The divorce is final. 1272 01:17:42.157 --> 01:17:45.660 Your dad got the house. 1273 01:17:45.662 --> 01:17:47.328 I gotta go to grandma's with your brother, 1274 01:17:47.330 --> 01:17:49.163 but I need you not to tell your dad that we're going. 1275 01:17:49.165 --> 01:17:51.098 Ok, can I count on you to-- 1276 01:17:51.100 --> 01:17:53.067 to not tell your dad that I'm going? 1277 01:17:53.069 --> 01:17:56.070 For me. 1278 01:17:56.072 --> 01:17:57.038 I won't. 1279 01:19:32.033 --> 01:19:34.435 Dead animals probably turn up all the time. 1280 01:19:34.437 --> 01:19:37.138 No, this was a specific incident. 1281 01:19:37.140 --> 01:19:38.806 It was creepy. 1282 01:19:38.808 --> 01:19:39.507 And you know what-- 1283 01:19:39.509 --> 01:19:40.875 it's not creepy. 1284 01:19:40.877 --> 01:19:42.109 I bet it was a coh-ven of witches. 1285 01:19:42.111 --> 01:19:43.177 - Coven. - You mean a coven? 1286 01:19:43.179 --> 01:19:44.178 - It's coven? - Yeah. 1287 01:19:44.180 --> 01:19:45.813 - Yeah. - Whatever. 1288 01:19:45.815 --> 01:19:48.349 There's been a reported rise in satanic witch cults. 1289 01:19:48.351 --> 01:19:50.084 According to what? According to who? 1290 01:19:50.086 --> 01:19:51.285 What? Where? 1291 01:19:51.287 --> 01:19:52.553 Everyone. 1292 01:19:52.555 --> 01:19:53.954 All right, you know what you should do? 1293 01:19:53.956 --> 01:19:55.356 You should get one of the witch cults 1294 01:19:55.358 --> 01:19:56.290 to wish in their cauldron to get you a prom date. 1295 01:19:56.292 --> 01:19:57.792 Piss off. 1296 01:19:57.794 --> 01:19:59.426 Hey dahmer, Mike's looking for a prom date. 1297 01:19:59.428 --> 01:20:01.829 Oh yeah, and derf's planning to put you up for prom king. 1298 01:20:01.831 --> 01:20:02.563 No I'm not. 1299 01:20:02.565 --> 01:20:04.231 It doesn't matter. 1300 01:20:04.233 --> 01:20:05.332 There isn't a girl within 50 miles of the place who 1301 01:20:05.334 --> 01:20:08.035 would go to prom with dahmer. 1302 01:20:08.037 --> 01:20:08.936 No? 1303 01:20:29.991 --> 01:20:31.091 Bridget. 1304 01:20:31.093 --> 01:20:32.092 Hello. 1305 01:20:32.094 --> 01:20:33.561 Hi. 1306 01:20:33.563 --> 01:20:36.530 I know we don't know each other too well-- 1307 01:20:36.532 --> 01:20:37.898 not really. 1308 01:20:37.900 --> 01:20:39.366 Um. 1309 01:20:39.368 --> 01:20:43.838 I heard your friend, um, Margaret was going to the prom? 1310 01:20:43.840 --> 01:20:45.406 Yeah, with Bryan gunsler. 1311 01:20:45.408 --> 01:20:47.541 They're friends from debate. 1312 01:20:47.543 --> 01:20:50.211 What are you doing Saturday? 1313 01:20:50.213 --> 01:20:53.214 Some final papers are due. 1314 01:20:53.216 --> 01:20:56.483 Well, do you want to go to prom? 1315 01:20:56.485 --> 01:20:59.086 Oh, with who? 1316 01:20:59.088 --> 01:21:01.322 Me. 1317 01:21:01.324 --> 01:21:05.359 Oh, um, I don't know. 1318 01:21:05.361 --> 01:21:08.429 You can go with me but spend the time with her. 1319 01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:14.635 I don't think that's a very good idea. 1320 01:21:14.637 --> 01:21:16.237 Why? 1321 01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:20.975 Look, I'm going to be late for class, so-- 1322 01:21:20.977 --> 01:21:21.976 it will be fun. 1323 01:21:25.480 --> 01:21:27.648 You're not going to be weird or-- 1324 01:21:27.650 --> 01:21:29.950 drink? 1325 01:21:29.952 --> 01:21:30.651 No, I won't. 1326 01:21:36.057 --> 01:21:37.625 Look. 1327 01:21:37.627 --> 01:21:42.329 A lot of upperclassmen don't know who you are. 1328 01:21:42.331 --> 01:21:45.466 But if you to go to the prom, you will be way 1329 01:21:45.468 --> 01:21:47.034 ahead of most of your class. 1330 01:21:51.539 --> 01:21:53.140 You want to seem normal, right? 1331 01:21:56.378 --> 01:21:58.479 I guess. 1332 01:21:58.481 --> 01:22:01.382 A lot of freshmen just want to be asked. 1333 01:22:01.384 --> 01:22:03.317 So it's totally normal that I thought of you. 1334 01:22:07.656 --> 01:22:09.123 I don't know. 1335 01:22:09.125 --> 01:22:10.424 Just let me think about it? 1336 01:22:10.426 --> 01:22:12.459 I'll talk to my parents. 1337 01:22:12.461 --> 01:22:13.360 Ok. 1338 01:22:50.732 --> 01:22:52.499 Oh, ok. 1339 01:22:52.501 --> 01:22:54.335 Just stand in front of the backdrop for me. 1340 01:22:54.337 --> 01:22:55.536 You guys are my last ones tonight. 1341 01:23:05.246 --> 01:23:06.146 Get closer. 1342 01:23:09.484 --> 01:23:13.220 Don't be scared, she's not going to bite. 1343 01:23:13.222 --> 01:23:14.321 And smile. 1344 01:23:48.056 --> 01:23:50.457 Oh, look who showed. 1345 01:23:50.459 --> 01:23:52.059 Unbelievable. 1346 01:23:52.061 --> 01:23:54.061 What is? 1347 01:23:54.063 --> 01:23:56.130 Just look. 1348 01:23:56.132 --> 01:23:56.797 Thank you. 1349 01:24:03.405 --> 01:24:06.407 That was sweet. 1350 01:24:06.409 --> 01:24:08.442 I tried. 1351 01:24:08.444 --> 01:24:09.510 Can you get us a drink? 1352 01:24:18.586 --> 01:24:19.586 Dahmer. 1353 01:24:19.588 --> 01:24:20.554 Hey. 1354 01:24:20.556 --> 01:24:22.122 It's good to see you here. 1355 01:24:22.124 --> 01:24:23.057 Hey, Neil. 1356 01:24:26.394 --> 01:24:30.197 Hey, I just wanted to apologize 1357 01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.434 for what happened at the mall. 1358 01:24:33.436 --> 01:24:36.170 - You weren't there. - I know. 1359 01:24:36.172 --> 01:24:42.309 I couldn't-- you know, you didn't have to do that. 1360 01:24:45.346 --> 01:24:47.314 It wasn't bad. 1361 01:24:47.316 --> 01:24:49.116 Yeah? 1362 01:24:49.118 --> 01:24:49.817 I don't know. 1363 01:24:49.819 --> 01:24:51.452 I just-- 1364 01:24:51.454 --> 01:24:53.387 Neil. 1365 01:24:53.389 --> 01:24:54.254 I'm sorry. 1366 01:25:32.527 --> 01:25:35.295 You're supposed to put your hands around my waist. 1367 01:25:47.342 --> 01:25:49.743 Hi, derf. 1368 01:25:49.745 --> 01:25:50.744 Hey. 1369 01:25:50.746 --> 01:25:52.746 Hi, I'm penny. 1370 01:25:52.748 --> 01:25:55.749 Um, Bridget. 1371 01:25:55.751 --> 01:25:58.352 Congrats. 1372 01:25:58.354 --> 01:26:01.355 On what? 1373 01:26:01.357 --> 01:26:02.756 We made it. 1374 01:26:02.758 --> 01:26:04.725 Oh yeah, right. 1375 01:26:12.767 --> 01:26:14.735 I have to pee. 1376 01:26:14.737 --> 01:26:15.702 Oh, ok. 1377 01:28:15.056 --> 01:28:16.657 Where are you going? 1378 01:28:16.659 --> 01:28:17.924 We're going to grandma's. 1379 01:28:17.926 --> 01:28:18.792 Today? 1380 01:28:22.797 --> 01:28:25.599 You're going to miss my graduation. 1381 01:28:25.601 --> 01:28:26.967 Can I go? 1382 01:28:26.969 --> 01:28:29.369 Sweetie, we're not going to the graduation, 1383 01:28:29.371 --> 01:28:32.072 we're going to grandma's. 1384 01:28:32.074 --> 01:28:34.341 Honey, your dad's going to be there, 1385 01:28:34.343 --> 01:28:35.375 we can't be in the same room. 1386 01:28:35.377 --> 01:28:37.678 You know that. 1387 01:28:37.680 --> 01:28:38.812 Hugsies? 1388 01:28:38.814 --> 01:28:40.347 Come on. 1389 01:28:40.349 --> 01:28:44.484 Oh, wow not even when I'm going, huh? 1390 01:28:44.486 --> 01:28:45.886 Come on, good day. 1391 01:28:45.888 --> 01:28:47.688 Keep the smiles on. 1392 01:28:47.690 --> 01:28:51.024 Hey baby, put this out for mama. 1393 01:28:51.026 --> 01:28:54.328 Take car of your dad, ok? 1394 01:28:54.330 --> 01:28:55.095 Smiles up! 1395 01:29:06.841 --> 01:29:07.941 Did you hide the keys? 1396 01:29:07.943 --> 01:29:08.842 No. 1397 01:29:13.348 --> 01:29:14.748 Got them! 1398 01:29:14.750 --> 01:29:15.749 Bye honey! 1399 01:29:15.751 --> 01:29:17.751 Bye Jeff. 1400 01:29:17.753 --> 01:29:18.752 Bye Dave. 1401 01:29:18.754 --> 01:29:20.754 Love you, baby! 1402 01:30:12.174 --> 01:30:13.407 Thank you very much. 1403 01:30:13.409 --> 01:30:14.141 You're welcome. 1404 01:30:14.143 --> 01:30:15.041 Congratulations. 1405 01:30:15.043 --> 01:30:16.676 Oh and Jeff-- 1406 01:30:20.648 --> 01:30:22.482 she's all yours now. 1407 01:30:22.484 --> 01:30:23.617 I'm proud of you kid. 1408 01:30:36.164 --> 01:30:37.964 Hey. 1409 01:30:37.966 --> 01:30:39.800 Mom, I got to go to the grocery store and pick some stuff up. 1410 01:30:39.802 --> 01:30:41.868 Well, honey, I'm about to put your favorite Hawaiian chicken 1411 01:30:41.870 --> 01:30:42.969 in the oven. 1412 01:30:42.971 --> 01:30:44.471 Oh. 1413 01:30:44.473 --> 01:30:45.639 Well I've got to pick up my last paycheck. 1414 01:30:45.641 --> 01:30:46.840 All right, well the whole family 1415 01:30:46.842 --> 01:30:48.074 - is eating dinner together. - Ok. 1416 01:30:48.076 --> 01:30:49.609 - We're all together. - I gotta go. 1417 01:30:49.611 --> 01:30:50.577 I gotta go. 1418 01:31:29.484 --> 01:31:30.183 Jeff? 1419 01:31:35.189 --> 01:31:37.691 Hey man. 1420 01:31:37.693 --> 01:31:38.792 Greetings. 1421 01:31:38.794 --> 01:31:39.693 Baa. 1422 01:31:43.197 --> 01:31:44.130 What are you doing? 1423 01:31:44.132 --> 01:31:45.198 Are you walking home? 1424 01:31:48.069 --> 01:31:49.035 Yeah. 1425 01:31:49.037 --> 01:31:49.970 Ok. 1426 01:31:49.972 --> 01:31:50.837 You want a ride? 1427 01:31:53.975 --> 01:31:54.875 Sure. 1428 01:32:01.549 --> 01:32:03.583 What are you up to? 1429 01:32:03.585 --> 01:32:05.285 I was just taking the long way home, because I 1430 01:32:05.287 --> 01:32:07.687 leave for college tomorrow. 1431 01:32:07.689 --> 01:32:08.889 No kidding. 1432 01:32:08.891 --> 01:32:10.724 Yeah. 1433 01:32:10.726 --> 01:32:14.027 Yeah, I'm taking some art classes over the summer. 1434 01:32:31.112 --> 01:32:34.180 Do you want to come in? 1435 01:32:34.182 --> 01:32:37.784 Your house is pretty dark. 1436 01:32:37.786 --> 01:32:39.219 Yeah, I've got it all to myself. 1437 01:32:41.956 --> 01:32:43.657 My dad's living with his girlfriend-- 1438 01:32:43.659 --> 01:32:45.659 are you bleeding? 1439 01:32:45.661 --> 01:32:46.560 No. 1440 01:32:46.562 --> 01:32:53.033 That's just, um-- um-- 1441 01:32:53.035 --> 01:32:53.900 paint. 1442 01:32:58.773 --> 01:33:00.006 It's paint? 1443 01:33:00.008 --> 01:33:00.874 Yeah. 1444 01:33:03.244 --> 01:33:06.313 So you're going to Ohio state? 1445 01:33:06.315 --> 01:33:07.347 Yeah. 1446 01:33:07.349 --> 01:33:09.115 No. 1447 01:33:09.117 --> 01:33:13.153 No, I'm going to Pittsburgh actually. 1448 01:33:13.155 --> 01:33:15.722 I'm taking art classes there, so I'm 1449 01:33:15.724 --> 01:33:18.692 very, very excited about that. 1450 01:33:21.862 --> 01:33:25.298 What about you? 1451 01:33:25.300 --> 01:33:27.701 Oh, Ohio state I think. 1452 01:33:27.703 --> 01:33:29.035 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1453 01:33:29.037 --> 01:33:30.170 That's great. 1454 01:33:30.172 --> 01:33:32.138 That's where Mike's going. 1455 01:33:32.140 --> 01:33:34.341 You guys will have fun. 1456 01:33:34.343 --> 01:33:36.843 What are you majoring in? 1457 01:33:36.845 --> 01:33:40.747 Decorating. 1458 01:33:40.749 --> 01:33:42.282 I'm decorating. 1459 01:33:45.786 --> 01:33:47.854 I thought you wanted to major in biology. 1460 01:33:50.925 --> 01:33:51.825 Yeah. 1461 01:33:59.166 --> 01:34:02.102 Are you ok? 1462 01:34:02.104 --> 01:34:02.969 Yep. 1463 01:34:10.911 --> 01:34:12.879 We could pop open a beer. 1464 01:34:12.881 --> 01:34:15.115 I have a spliff left. 1465 01:34:15.117 --> 01:34:19.352 No, I got to get home soon for dinner with my folks. 1466 01:34:27.395 --> 01:34:28.328 Hey, you know what I have? 1467 01:34:32.967 --> 01:34:35.201 Check it out. 1468 01:34:35.203 --> 01:34:36.436 Is that me? 1469 01:34:36.438 --> 01:34:39.372 Yep this is you as a superhero. 1470 01:34:39.374 --> 01:34:41.241 It was supposed to be the cover of the yearbook, 1471 01:34:41.243 --> 01:34:44.844 but it got rejected. 1472 01:34:44.846 --> 01:34:48.815 And then this is you as-- 1473 01:34:48.817 --> 01:34:53.920 I don't know what I was doing-- oh you're a bird feeder. 1474 01:34:53.922 --> 01:34:56.890 And this is you as a flag pole, and then 1475 01:34:56.892 --> 01:34:57.957 just a bunch of old ones. 1476 01:35:01.328 --> 01:35:02.195 You can have them. 1477 01:35:12.473 --> 01:35:13.973 No, I don't want this. 1478 01:35:33.895 --> 01:35:35.762 We were just having fun, you know? 1479 01:35:35.764 --> 01:35:36.429 Yeah? 1480 01:35:40.334 --> 01:35:42.035 I'm just like anybody else. 1481 01:35:42.037 --> 01:35:43.103 Yeah, I know you are. 1482 01:35:43.105 --> 01:35:45.472 It's great, it's all great. 1483 01:35:45.474 --> 01:35:51.911 We're all doing really exciting, fun things. 1484 01:35:55.316 --> 01:35:56.816 It is great. 1485 01:36:02.389 --> 01:36:04.257 How about one beer? 1486 01:36:04.259 --> 01:36:07.827 Just one? 1487 01:36:07.829 --> 01:36:09.295 And all is forgiven. 1488 01:36:17.538 --> 01:36:20.140 Ok. 1489 01:36:20.142 --> 01:36:21.040 Ok. 1490 01:36:53.808 --> 01:36:54.808 Oh. 1491 01:36:54.810 --> 01:36:56.576 Hey. 1492 01:36:56.578 --> 01:36:58.178 Um, I think I'm gonna-- 1493 01:36:58.180 --> 01:36:59.512 I think I should get a move on. 1494 01:36:59.514 --> 01:37:01.047 What? 1495 01:37:01.049 --> 01:37:04.184 Yeah, I just think that I should get going. 1496 01:37:13.928 --> 01:37:14.594 Sorry, man. 1497 01:37:18.833 --> 01:37:20.867 My mom will just kill me if i don't get home for dinner 1498 01:37:20.869 --> 01:37:23.236 on time, so-- 1499 01:37:23.238 --> 01:37:25.004 I just-- yeah. 1500 01:37:25.006 --> 01:37:26.372 See you on the flip side, dahmer. 1501 01:38:04.211 --> 01:38:05.211 Ok. 1502 01:38:05.213 --> 01:38:06.145 Ok. 1503 01:38:06.147 --> 01:38:07.614 All right. 1504 01:38:07.616 --> 01:38:16.122 Ok. 1505 01:40:35.763 --> 01:40:36.662 Hey. 1506 01:40:36.664 --> 01:40:37.764 Hello. 1507 01:40:37.766 --> 01:40:39.098 You just get out of the concert? 1508 01:40:39.100 --> 01:40:39.799 Yeah. 1509 01:40:39.801 --> 01:40:41.567 Great show. 1510 01:40:41.569 --> 01:40:42.535 Where are you headed? 1511 01:40:42.537 --> 01:40:43.503 I made it this far. 1512 01:40:43.505 --> 01:40:44.570 I'm headed back to akron. 1513 01:40:47.408 --> 01:40:48.741 You want to party some more? 1514 01:40:52.346 --> 01:40:53.546 Sure. 1515 01:40:53.548 --> 01:40:55.381 All right, get in. 1516 01:40:55.383 --> 01:40:56.749 My name is Jeffrey. 1517 01:40:56.751 --> 01:40:57.650 Steven Hicks. 1518 01:40:57.652 --> 01:41:00.353 Nice to meet you.