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[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome
movie star extraordinaire
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Vic Edwards!
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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I think people are always fascinated
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about how-- how people
get into movies.
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I gather your first screen test
was a fair-sized experience.
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Yeah, it was. My, uh...
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My screen test was, uh...
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sad and funny. I hope it's funny.
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I went into 20th Century Fox
on an interview.
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First guy said,
“You have a very good face,“
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and he said, "We'd like to do
a screen test of you.“
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Then I thought,
“Man, Fm gonna be a star.“
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-[audience laughs]
- So on the day of the screen test,
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Fm gonna get a haircut.
So I duck into this barbershop
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at 7:00 in the morning
and I say to the guy, uh...
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"Give me a haircut and shave."
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I'd never had a shave
in a barbershop before.
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And the guy
had never given one before.
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[all laughing]
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And, uh, he gave me
the worst haircut
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you've ever seen in your life.
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And then he...
There was cuts all over my face.
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And I had pieces of toilet paper
pasted all on my face.
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[laughter]
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That was my test. And I wondered
why they didn't sign me
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for a seven year contract.
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That was my introduction
to, uh, the movies.
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[audience cheering and applauding]
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[dogs barking in distance]
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[phone ringing]
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[keypad clicking]
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[dog whimpers]
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Yeah.
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-[blows air]
-[door opens]
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[receptionist] Squanto.
Squanto Edwards.
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[veterinarian] Well, his kidneys
are completely shutting down.
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He's not responding
to the diuretics anymore.
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And we had to take him off
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the ACE inhibitors
for his heart disease
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because it's making
his kidney damage worse.
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His body is basically poisoning itself.
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I mean, he's 15,
so he's not really a candidate
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for something more aggressive
like a transplant.
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[exhales]
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[whines]
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What would you do,
if it was your dog?
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[veterinarian] I'm afraid
we're out of options.
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I'd have to let him go.
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Yes.
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Well... [clears throat]
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Do you mind if I...
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say goodbye to him alone?
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Yeah, of course. We'll give you
a minute to say goodbye.
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[dog whining]
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[sighs]
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[dogs barking in distance]
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[car engine starts]
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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[clock ticking]
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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Eh...
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[exhales]
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Whew...
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[sighs]
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[exhales]
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[mild music playing on speakers]
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[rattles]
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[rattling]
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[man on PA, indistinct]
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[grunts] Mmm.
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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[man, on PA] Customer service
at the deli, please.
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Customer service at the deli.
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[announcer]
“Late in the fourth quarter.
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They've had a lot of success
with the shotgun formation, Brian.
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[commentator] Sure have.
It took a while to get near him.
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Thompson is in the backfield.
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[announcer]
Shotgun formation. Snap is off.
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Toss to the far side. He's got room.
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In for the touchdown!
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- Nice view, huh?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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I always loved yoga.
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Oh, yeah. Thinking I'm having,
uh, palpitations.
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[man] Mmm.
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-[exhales]
- Say, Vic, did you hear
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that Jerry Runner died yesterday?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, he was a nice guy.
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No, he wasn't.
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He was a putz.
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[laughing]
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[both laugh]
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Oh, here.
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Forgot to show you this.
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This was sent to me.
What do you think?
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I don't know
how they got my address,
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but they sent it to me.
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This is the International
Nashville Film Festival.
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You're being honored.
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"This year is being dedicated
to honoring you
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and your impressive body of work.
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It's about time."
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-[Vic] Ah, so what?
-"We would like to invite you
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to join us for a retrospective
of some of your greatest films
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followed by a gala ceremony
where you'll be presented
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with our prestigious
Lifetime Achievement Award."
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Look who the previous winners are:
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Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson,
and Clint Eastwood.
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And it says here
all expenses are paid.
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That's a country music town,
that's not a film town.
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No, no, no, no.
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Nashville has become very hip.
Very hip.
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Well, that's what I'm worried about.
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My hip.
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Sitting on an airplane
for too long a time,
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what if I get a clot in my butt?
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Look, I've heard of this film festival
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and I know
this is a prestigious award.
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I don't think you'll get a clot
in your butt.
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[both laugh]
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Look, I'm just saying if you don't go,
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you're a bigger asshole
than I ever thought.
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Oh, well, I guess you would know.
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You've made
such great career moves.
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[both laughing]
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[groaning]
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[clatters]
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Nice. Schmuck.
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[chuckles softly]
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[jet engines whirring]
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[groans]
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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Good morning!
And where are we off to today?
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- Nashville.
- Nashville, huh?
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That's a great live music town.
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You gonna kick those heels up
a little bit?
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Well, a very little bit. There you go.
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- Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
- Mm-hmm.
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There you are. Okay.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to get in this line over here
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'cause this one
is for first class passengers only.
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Holy cow. But I am first class.
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[chime to buckle seat-belts]
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[country music playing]
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[singing]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[engine rumbling]
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[tires screeching]
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Yeah? Then why the hell
are there pictures of you two
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hugging and laughing
all over her Facebook page?
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Oh, bullshit!
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Don't tell me I'm being irrational.
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You told me you were going there
with Andrew and you lied.
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It's just a simple fact.
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If you're just friends, then why lie?
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Oh, you're so full of shit.
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You must think I'm the biggest
idiot on the planet.
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Look, I can't talk about this
right now. I'm working.
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I do, too, have a job.
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I'm picking up some old asshole
for my brother.
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I don't know who it is.
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I mean, what, do you think
I Google d him or some shit?
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- Oh, what?
- Hi. I'm Vic Edwards.
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- Oh, Mr. Edwards.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I... I have to call you back.
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- Hello, Mr. Edwards.
- Hi.
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Urn, welcome to Nashville.
How was your flight?
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Was it delayed? I mean,
I've been waiting here forever.
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You've been waiting here
forever my ass.
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Now where is my limo?
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I don't know anything about a limo.
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- Really?
- But I'm Lil McDougal,
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your personal assistant
and chauffeur
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for the duration of the weekend.
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Were off to a great start, aren't we?
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[cell phone ringing]
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Bjorn, shut up. I'm working.
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- Come on!
- Hmm?
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Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Let's go.
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[tires squealing]
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[keypad clicking]
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[Lil sighs] All right.
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We'll get you checked into the hotel
but there's no time to relax.
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Gotta get to the film festival
in time for the opening ceremony
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-and you're running late already.
- Whose fault is that?
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-[horn blaring]
-[tires screeching]
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[breathing heavily]
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[tires screeching]
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[engine sputtering, knocking]
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This is an upgrade?
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What's wrong with it?
Look, it's got a kitchen.
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This is a kitchen?
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Are you familiar with the term
"false advertising"?
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Yeah.
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Well, I was promised
first class accommodations.
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I've got a good mind to have you
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take me back to the airport
right now.
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It's like I'm on Candid Camera.
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Is this really a film festival?
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Dude, there's a film festival,
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and if you don't like
your accommodations
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because they don't measure up
to your big Hollywood expectations,
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don't gripe to me.
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I'm just your assistant
because I'm the one with the car.
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Take it up with my brother.
It's his stupid film festival.
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- I'll meet you in the lobby.
- You call that a lobby?
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Your key. Really?
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I've seen phone booths
that were bigger than that.
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See you soon. Can't hear you.
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Yeah, right, right, right.
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What a shithole.
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-[horns blaring]
-[exhales]
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Don't be crazy.
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You're there already. Just enjoy it.
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Enjoy it?
You should see this rat hole.
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It smells like piss and Pine-Sol.
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Well, you should feel
right at home, then.
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Those boutique hotels
are always small
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but they're very hip.
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There's nothing hip or boutique
about this place.
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And my assistant, my God.
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She's just a basket case on wheels.
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Oh, just relax, Vic.
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It's one lousy weekend
and you'll get to the festival,
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everybody will spoil you.
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You'll feel like a big shot.
How bad can it be?
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De Niro, Clint.
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There must be something to it.
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I guarantee you Clint
didn't stay in this shithole.
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Oh, stop it.
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I'll talk to you later.
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I'm sorry about that.
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[country music playing]
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You are such an asshole!
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Well, I was just sitting here
and the book was here...
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I'm not talking to you.
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No, I am talking to you, Bjorn.
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Shut up for a second.
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I'm on the phone, Mr. Edwards.
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Yes, I can see that.
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Hello?
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RWY“?
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Hello? Damn it!
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What the hell is this?
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This is the festival.
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But it's a bar.
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Yes. So what?
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[upbeat music playing on speakers]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[man] There he is.
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Oh, my gosh. Mr. Edwards.
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I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh.
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Vic Edwards!
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Oh, man, I-- I can't tell you
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how excited we are
to have you here.
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I'm Doug McDougal. We spoke
on the phone, remember?
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- Yeah. How are you?
- I'm so good.
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I can't tell you what it means to us
that you're here. We're such fans.
264
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Let me introduce you
to my partner, Shane McAvoy.
265
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,291
We have been best friends
since birth,
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00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,328
so the first time
I saw any of your films,
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it was with this guy right here.
268
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- Really? Wow.
- Yeah.
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Mr. Edwards, sir, your films
have influenced me greatly.
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Your performance
in Siege at the Alamo
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was a revelation of gradation
and dynamism and nuance.
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00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,689
Gradation, dynamism, nuance?
Sounds like a law firm.
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[all laugh]
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Seriously, I get choked up
even just thinking about that scene
275
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where you're cradling
the dying Robert Mitchum.
276
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And you say, "Mr. Crockett, sir,
277
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it's been my privilege
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defending Texas
side by side with you."
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All right, wrap it up, Shane.
This is Stuart.
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He's a local filmmaker
here in Nashville.
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He actually shot all the promos
for the festival that play online.
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Did you get a chance
to catch any of those yet?
283
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,890
No, I haven't, but I will.
What time do they come on?
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-[all laughing]
- It's like I'm on Carson.
285
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[Stuart] Mr. Edwards,
it is the greatest honor of my life
286
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to be seeing you through
my viewfinder right now.
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I'm making a documentary
about this historic event.
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[Doug] And, of course,
you know my sister Lil,
289
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who, in addition to being
your personal assistant
290
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,364
for the weekend, is an artist.
291
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,442
She actually made the logo
for the festival.
292
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,169
[chuckles]
Well, she was very handy.
293
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,641
Well, she's been called worse.
294
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,449
Uh, let's get you over
to the red carpet.
295
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,364
[upbeat bluegrass music playing]
296
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[cameras clicking]
297
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,851
So what is he like?
What'd you guys talk about?
298
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Did he tell you any stories?
299
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,440
Oh, yeah. It was great.
300
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,727
He told me how much
he hated the coach ticket
301
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,565
and how much he hated the hotel
and how much he hated my car.
302
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,881
And that the film festival's in a bar.
303
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,371
Yeah, he's a total dick.
304
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,602
I have no idea what you guys
are so obsessed with.
305
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,681
[Shane] Maybe we should watch
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some of his movies together
sometime.
307
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,089
Yeah, I got to be
honest with you, Shane.
308
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,889
I'm dealing with some shit
with Bjorn right now,
309
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,161
so could you just run along?
310
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,368
I'm not asking you on a date.
I'm just saying that...
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00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,522
Yeah, that's great. Thanks.
312
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[camera clicking]
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-[woman] Vic, you were great!
-[man] Welcome to Nashville!
314
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,811
- I'm sorry to, um...
- Who's that?
315
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,764
Mr. Edwards,
it's so nice 10 meet you.
316
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,241
I'm a huge fan.
My dad loves your movies.
317
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,008
[music fades]
318
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,404
[cameras clicking]
319
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,920
-[all clamoring]
-[cameras clicking]
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[all cheering]
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00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,884
Okay, now, Mr. Edwards,
if we could, right this way.
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00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,724
- Okay.
- I'd like to introduce you
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00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,610
to our social media director
and my better half.
324
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,445
- This is my girlfriend, Faith.
-[Vic] Hi, Faith.
325
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,888
Hi. Wow.
It's so exciting to meet you.
326
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,203
All Doug keeps talking about
is Vic Edwards, Vic Edwards.
327
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,365
And FYI, on lnstagram,
Snapchat and Pinterest,
328
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,885
my name is FaithVonAwesome
329
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,247
but on Twitter, it's Faith,
underscore, VonAwesome.
330
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,448
Someone else beat me to it.
But that's okay.
331
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,090
And our Vines are hilarious.
332
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,481
And our Facebook page
already has, like, 200 likes,
333
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,483
so just feel free
to just invite all your friends.
334
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,525
And, FYI, we've got a few
hash-tags going: hashtag INFF,
335
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,207
hashtag Nash-film,
hashtag ViclnNashville.
336
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,169
So just feel free to hashtag away
337
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,163
on any of your pics
that you post, okay?
338
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,407
- Thank you.
- Can I get you a drink?
339
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,891
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey.
340
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,327
- Aye, aye, sir. Okay.
-[Vic] Okay.
341
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,131
All right, Faith, actually,
just bring it on into the theater.
342
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,531
Um, we've got to get going.
343
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,443
We've got a lot of movies
to get through
344
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,010
before the big awards ceremony
Sunday.
345
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,445
The screening room
right around here.
346
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,602
There's actually a lot
of local contest winners
347
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,728
and fans that are already
in there, waiting.
348
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,170
[grunts] Excuse me. Pardon me.
349
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,766
-[man] He's here.
-[all cheering and applauding]
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00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,970
All right. Thank you, everybody,
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00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,687
for coming to the fifth annual
international Nashville Film Festival.
352
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,649
-[all cheering]
- Yeah.
353
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,121
You know, we've been doing this
for a number of years now,
354
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,647
but I have to say, it's never been
more exciting for me
355
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,411
than this year because we have
with us our guest of honor,
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00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,802
the number one box office star
for five years in a row.
357
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,450
- Six.
- Six. I'm sorry.
358
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,369
- That's all right.
- Six years in a row.
359
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,240
Tennessee's favorite son,
movie star extraordinaire.
360
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,243
Everybody, give it up
for Mr. Vic Edwards.
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00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,761
[all cheering and applauding]
362
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,960
So, Vic, the opening movie
of the festival tonight
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is your 1961 classic
Nine Lives to Kathmandu,
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for which the Hollywood
Critics Association
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00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,363
awarded you
Best Newcomer of the year.
366
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,888
That's the only time
I ever agreed with the critics.
367
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,128
[all laugh]
368
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,206
Oh, thank you. One second.
369
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,761
Oh. All right.
370
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,804
Thank you. [clears throat]
371
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,202
[Doug] So, yeah, Vic, like I said,
if you have any stories or anecdotes
372
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,965
about the making of that film,
I think we'd all love to hear 'em.
373
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,246
I have a question.
374
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,448
Please save any questions
for the Q&A after the film.
375
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,571
Well, Kathmandu was a B-picture,
376
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,450
which means
it didn't cost much to make.
377
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,568
Somehow, it shot right to the top.
378
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,884
One minute, uh,
I was a two-bit stuntman
379
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,371
and the next minute,
380
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,291
I was the toast of the town.
381
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,124
Hollywood can do that.
382
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,925
Wants to build you up,
383
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,251
they can do it fast.
384
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,407
And if they want you
to crash and burn,
385
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,925
they do that even faster.
386
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,561
Speaking of stunts, it is true
387
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,160
that you doubled Burt Lancaster
in Gunfight at the OK Corral?
388
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,562
Dammit, Shane. I said
no questions till the Q&A.
389
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,531
[Vic] That's all right.
Nobody doubled Burt.
390
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,649
But I did double somebody
in that picture,
391
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,210
and that was Rhonda Fleming.
392
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,442
[laughs]
393
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,320
- I had to fall off a horse in a dress.
-[all laugh]
394
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,051
All right. I don't know if it's gonna
get a lot better than that
395
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,844
-so let's begin the festival.
-[all cheering and applauding]
396
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,883
[music playing on speakers]
397
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,931
-[all cheering]
- Yeah!
398
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,085
Excuse me.
399
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,760
[movie continues playing,
indistinctly]
400
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,885
[Lil] No, I've given you everything
and you still cheat on me!
401
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,847
You cheated on me!
I've given you everything!
402
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,968
- I didn't have sex with her.
- You didn't have sex with her,
403
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,644
-you still cheated on me.
-[Bjorn] Give me a break.
404
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,882
Look at you, wearing these shorts
with your ass hanging out
405
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,564
with that stupid idiot
at this stupid place.
406
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,768
[Lil] Stupid- What place?
You're always screwing my friends!
407
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,320
-[Bjorn] I don't mean to.
-[Lil] You're an asshole!
408
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,731
-[Bjorn] Get out of the way!
- Ahhh!
409
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,086
You're a downer, all right?
410
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,731
[Lil] You're the one
who cheated on me! I hate you!
411
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,928
You can't do this! How dare you?
412
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,968
After everything!
413
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,166
You got shit taste for men,
you know that?
414
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,244
Yeah? Tell me about it.
415
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,442
Next time some guy
gives you a hard time,
416
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,649
just-jab him in the throat,
right in the Adam's apple,
417
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,563
you know, with these four fingers.
[mimics gagging]
418
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,042
Right there. He won't talk
for quite a few days.
419
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,969
Yeah, well, ifs not some guy.
420
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,169
It's Bjorn, my boyfriend.
421
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,804
Well, ex-boyfriend now.
422
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,601
- Bjorn?
- It's Swedish.
423
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,887
I know. It's Swedish for "shit".
424
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,247
Has he ever put his hands
on you before?
425
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,847
You know, whatever.
I mean, he has to date me
426
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,206
and I'm crazy, so.
427
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,445
Ah. So it's your fault?
428
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,046
'Cause you're crazy.
429
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,124
Yeah, you know what?
You don't get anything.
430
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,449
And I don't need psychoanalysis
431
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,727
from some has-been actor
from Hollywood.
432
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,883
And speaking of Hollywood,
why the hell are you even here?
433
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,730
Well, I'm only here because
434
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,280
Clint and Jack
and Bobby De Niro all came.
435
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,090
- Clint Eastwood?
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,650
- Jack Nicholson?
- Yeah.
437
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,690
Yeah. Mr. Edwards,
438
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,001
this is the International
Nashville Film Festival,
439
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,606
not the Nashville
International Film Festival.
440
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,445
That's the big one. Yeah.
Those guys never came here.
441
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,603
Said on the invite they all won
the same award that I'm getting.
442
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,963
My brother invited them.
He just never got a response.
443
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,566
In the four years
he's been running it,
444
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,725
you are the only one
stupid enough to show up.
445
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,887
Huh.
446
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,641
[music playing]
447
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,127
[all cheering and applauding]
448
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,290
All right, huh?
449
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,450
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
450
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,804
Where's Vic?
451
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,089
Uh, okay. Vic must be
in the bathroom or something.
452
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,810
Everybody sit tight.
I'm gonna go get him.
453
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,450
I'll be right back. Come on.
454
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,846
- Hey, where's Vic?
- I don't know. He left.
455
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,561
What do you mean he left?
456
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,250
He got up and walked out the door.
457
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,047
Well, why didn't you come
get me at least or something?
458
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,647
And interrupt the movie? God forbid.
459
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,850
Dammit, Lil. [huffs]
460
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,124
- Vic!
- Mr. Edwards.
461
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,407
He wants to be called Vic. Vic!
462
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,251
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit. That's awesome.
463
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,523
- Come on, boy. Come on.
-[Doug] Holy shit.
464
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,361
Dammit.
465
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,240
Here you go. Yee-hyah.
466
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,651
-[whistles]
- Vic.
467
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,927
- Hey, Vic.
-[mumbles]
468
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,483
- Um, Vic, you okay?
- Come on, big boy. Up, Silver.
469
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,608
-[whistles]
{tapping}
470
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,206
Everything all right?
471
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,089
Of course I'm all right, goddammit.
472
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,848
Look at me. I'm riding like
a son-of-a-bitch. [whistles]
473
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,241
Go, baby. Yee-haw.
474
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,721
You know what my first job
in movies was?
475
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,646
Falling off a horse.
476
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,122
Great. Uh, what do you say
we go do the Q&A, huh?
477
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,965
- He's sloshed, man.
-[mouthing] Shut up.
478
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,930
I am not sloshed.
479
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,329
Anybody could fall off a horse,
480
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,688
but a good stuntman can do it
and get up and be okay.
481
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,524
And that is the art.
482
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,447
Oh. Awesome. Good to know.
483
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,205
Stuntmen never get
the glory they deserve.
484
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,487
I was always envious of 'em.
485
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,449
I should have stayed a stuntman.
486
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,682
Maybe. Coulda, shoulda, right?
487
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,161
You know, these would
actually be great anecdotes
488
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,765
to tell at the" at the Q&A.
489
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,763
If you want» If you want
to head back inside.
490
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,969
When I was starting out,
all they made were westerns.
491
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,725
I didn't know a damn thing
about Hollywood,
492
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,689
but I did know how to ride a horse.
493
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,967
So I snuck on the Paramount lot,
494
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,611
and when I heard they were
shooting a Hoppy movie,
495
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,966
I walked up to the guy,
496
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,327
shouting the loudest and I said,
497
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,801
"I'm the new stuntman. "
498
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,291
Next thing I know,
I'm dressed like an lnjun,
499
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,321
riding a caramel stallion
across the Paramount ranch.
500
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,290
And then I hear my cue. Bang!
501
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,330
And you know what I did then?
502
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,646
[whistles] Fell off the horse.
503
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,369
Bet I could still do it. Yell "Bang."
504
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,327
I'm sorry, what?
505
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,004
Yell "Bang."
506
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,485
- Bang_
{grunts}
507
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,250
[DOUG] Oh, my God.
508
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,011
Very good, guys.
509
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,405
Careful Vic.
510
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,006
Oh, shit.
511
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,162
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.
512
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,281
[all cheering]
513
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,885
[Vic mumbling]
514
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,401
[sighs]
515
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,169
[Doug] Okay, as promised,
Vic is gonna do a short Q&A.
516
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,083
Vic, your co-star in Kathmandu
517
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,208
was the lovely and talented
Virginia Donovan.
518
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,884
The studio PR department
at the time
519
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,325
played you guys up as an item.
520
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,768
Was there any truth to that rumor,
or was that just Hollywood hype?
521
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,683
No, I banged her brains out.
522
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,091
[all laughing]
523
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,607
But the rumors that
we were dating was bullshit.
524
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,045
Look, I'll give it to you straight
525
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,566
because I'm too old
to give you any crap.
526
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,610
When you're famous,
everybody wants to screw you.
527
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,761
Hmm.
528
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,081
So I parked about
every starlet in Hollywood.
529
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,326
Every cover gin.
530
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,607
Every cute extra.
Every hot waitress.
531
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,082
There was one makeup girl
on the set of No Can Do,
532
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,208
what a set of bonkers there.
533
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,204
They should have declared
national treasures.
534
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,285
Probably look like saggy socks
over the menorah now, but...
535
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,564
What was the question again?
536
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,049
Uh... All right. Any other questions?
537
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,121
Yes, Shane.
538
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,931
Um, at the onset of your career,
539
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,809
you were known as an actor's actor.
540
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,325
You even studied with Stella Adler.
541
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,885
Yeah. Bitch.
542
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,130
You were compared
to Brando, even.
543
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,725
But somewhere along the way,
544
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,041
you started choosing to do
more action-y films
545
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,451
instead of the character pieces.
546
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,682
Why is that?
547
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,082
And is it true that you turned down
Serpico for Johnny Speedway?
548
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,606
[sighs]
549
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,450
Well, you know,
it's getting kind of late.
550
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,171
We got a big day tomorrow
so I think maybe, um...
551
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,605
You know, but he's-- he's right.
552
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,728
Pacino, De Niro, Brando.
553
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,370
They picked the right ones.
554
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,011
Bad choices.
555
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,642
[sighs]
556
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,966
Bad choices.
557
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,327
Well, llhlnk, uh, I speak for all of us
558
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,165
when I say that you definitely
made the right choices
559
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,924
'cause we love all your films, right?
560
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,001
[all applauding]
561
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,840
Yeah.
562
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,371
Speaking of De Niro,
563
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,365
you sold me a bill of goods,
you little asshole.
564
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,805
I'm sorry, what?
565
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,009
Well, you let me believe
that Clint and Bobby and Jack
566
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,287
all came on to accept
their awards here.
567
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,203
And they never been here.
568
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,965
I never said they came here,
to be clear.
569
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,170
Uh, I just said we had
given them the awards.
570
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,648
[Vic] What are you trying to do,
humiliate me?
571
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,768
Cannes. That was a film festival.
572
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,567
Venice, that was a film festival.
573
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,601
But this is just a bunch of losers
watching movies in their basement.
574
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,807
Screw it. [clears throat]
575
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,485
{yelps}
-[all gasp]
576
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,050
[Doug] Holy shit!
577
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,600
[grunts]
578
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,128
[groaning]
579
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,805
[grunts]
580
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,086
[sighs]
581
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,162
[Doug] All righty, Vic, nighty night.
582
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,967
Lil's gonna be here at noon
to pick you up.
583
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,247
We'll go get some
famous Nashville barbecue
584
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,561
and then we got a big day
of screenings tomorrow.
585
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,484
When you show a movie
on a theater screen,
586
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,210
it's a screening.
587
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,051
But when you project a movie
on the wall,
588
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,963
it's pathetic.
589
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,886
You know, we're just starting out.
590
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,725
We're doing the best we can
with the money that we have.
591
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,201
[Vic] Your whole stupid
little festival is a joke.
592
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,169
I get it now.
593
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,922
The joke's on me.
You guys are messing with me.
594
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,927
No, no, Mr. Edwards.
It's nothing like that.
595
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,890
Put it on the YouTube and
the whole world will laugh at it.
596
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,121
Vic, we're your biggest fans.
597
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,850
We would never do
anything like that.
598
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,968
Uh-huh.
We“, that's why this assholefs
599
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,202
following me around
with that camera.
600
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,601
Get that out of my face.
601
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,011
No, no, Mr. Edwards. Mr. Edwards.
602
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,241
Mr. Edwards, please.
603
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,765
No, no, Vic, Vic, please.
604
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,241
It's a liability thing.
I don't think we should fight.
605
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,566
[Stuart gasps]
606
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,290
[glass shatters]
607
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,086
[grunts]
608
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,641
You're a jerk.
609
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,766
- Doug!
-[Doug] No. No, Shane.
610
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,167
I've had it. I mean,
he just broke Stuart's camera.
611
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,368
You want to know the real reason
we brought you here?
612
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,442
Yes, because I'm stupid enough
to come.
613
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,081
Because we're fans, okay?
Because we love your movies.
614
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,003
Because we think
you're a great actor.
615
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,686
And we save all our money
616
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,330
and we throw
this film festival every year.
617
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,131
And, yeah, maybe some aspects
of it are a little low-rent.
618
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,645
- A little?
- But I was really excited
619
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,721
when you agreed to come.
620
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,564
Now I wish
that I hadn't even invited you
621
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,801
because you're ruining
the whole thing.
622
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,928
I wish you'd never invited me either.
623
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,081
Well, I did!
624
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,043
And you're here, so...
625
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,842
tough titty.
626
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,722
- Ah.
-[Doug] All right, look.
627
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,122
We've got a big day tomorrow,
"showings" of your movies,
628
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,009
so just suck it up, okay?
629
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,969
I'm so sorry you've got
to spend the weekend
630
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,405
being loved
and adored by everybody.
631
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,766
How... How terrible.
632
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,331
Nighty-night, guys.
Out. Out. Bye-bye.
633
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,722
- Out! Bye-bye.
- All right.
634
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,369
Wow. That's a whole new breed
of crazy.
635
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,006
Shut up, Shane.
636
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,766
I'm... I'm so sorry
about your camera.
637
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,729
It's all right, man, it's the school's.
638
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,847
They insure it.
639
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,208
Man, I told you the wording
on that invitation was deceiving.
640
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,371
He must be
a really unhappy person.
641
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,523
I heard he could be kind of
an a-hole but that was nuts.
642
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,091
I guess artists
are just emotional creatures.
643
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,730
Tortured souls.
644
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,363
But, I mean, what's there
even to be unhappy about?
645
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,283
He's Vic Edwards, for Christ's sake.
646
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,806
He's made love
to so many beautiful women.
647
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,890
[groaning]
648
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,528
[truck horn blaring]
649
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,089
[indistinct chattering]
650
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,724
[exclaims]
651
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,531
[grunts]
652
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,891
[chuckles]
653
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,884
[grunts]
654
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,082
[indistinct chattering]
655
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,569
[blows raspberry]
656
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,727
Hmm.
657
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,524
[woman] Get over here, Vic.
658
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,200
Huh?
659
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,648
[laughing]
660
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,201
Hello.
661
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,243
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
662
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,607
-[chuckling]
- Just gonna stand there, Vic?
663
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,284
[echoing] Get over here, Vic.
664
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,930
[echoing] I love you, Vic.
665
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:42,881
[laughing]
666
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,330
Get over here, Vic.
667
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,767
You just gonna stand there, Vic?
668
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,961
Get over here, Vic.
669
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,926
[groans]
670
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,244
[cell phone vibrating]
671
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,607
Hello?
672
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,648
[Doug]
Please tell me you're with Vic.
673
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,927
- W ho?
Dammit, LII.
674
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,769
Are you still asleep?
I can'! believe you.
675
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,729
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
676
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,963
You were supposed to pick Vic up
at the motel 10 minutes ago.
677
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,442
Yeah, well, that's funny,
because I am almost at the motel.
678
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,885
Beep your horn.
679
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,564
- Hmm?
- Prove to me you're in your car.
680
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,091
Honk your horn.
681
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,811
Oh, shut up, Doug.
I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes.
682
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,449
{Bl-m 9T0aning]
{velps}
683
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,524
- Mmm.
- Cut it out, Bjorn.
684
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,806
I have to get to work.
685
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,769
- You have to get to work?
- Yes, I do.
686
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,127
What is that?
Driving some old man around?
687
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,011
Can he not wait 15 minutes?
688
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,923
Quit looking
so pleased with yourself.
689
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,525
I'm still pissed at you.
690
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,489
You got a funny way of showing it.
691
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,530
You didn't seem too pissed at me
a couple of hours ago.
692
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,443
Okay, ifs called a hate bone.
693
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,409
You know you're cute
when you're angry.
694
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,690
[cell phone vibrating]
695
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,531
No, no. Don't do it.
696
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,409
Oh, it's Doug again.
697
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,403
Babe, babe, I really gotta go.
698
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,290
I gotta go. Okay? Okay.
699
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,691
[Bioffl groaning]
700
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,569
Lock up when you leave, all right?
701
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,926
Done.
702
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,006
Jerk.
703
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,491
- Bye.
-[door closes]
704
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,445
[knocking on door]
705
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,003
Yes? Oh. Only 25 minutes late.
706
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,526
Come on. Let's get to the restaurant.
The boys are all waiting.
707
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,761
Really?
708
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,920
What happened to your head?
709
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,490
Eh...
710
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,003
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
711
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,084
You're gonna take me to the airport
and I'm going back to LA.
712
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,967
But what about Doug
and the film festival?
713
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,326
Uh, what about them?
714
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,922
In the grand tradition
of Nicholson and Eastwood,
715
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,642
I will accept my Lifetime
Achievement Award in absentia.
716
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,210
Suit yourself.
717
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,520
[grunts]
718
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,050
So how's Bjorn?
719
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,166
Wouldn't know.
720
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,251
I see.
721
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,291
I suppose you just gave yourself
that hickey on your neck, then.
722
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,200
That was there before.
723
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,571
No, it wasn't.
724
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,207
You're a pretty nosy old guy,
aren't you?
725
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,049
I don't know if nosy is the word.
726
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,442
When you get to be my age,
there are clear cut delineations
727
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,967
between what is acceptable
and what is unacceptable.
728
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,964
What he did was unacceptable.
729
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,485
Oh, I get it.
730
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,723
So I guess your behavior
last night was acceptable.
731
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,605
I mean, to be honest with you,
you're being pretty shitty.
732
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,411
I could give two shits
about Doug's little film festival,
733
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,768
but you are being very uncool.
734
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,604
Well, that's life.
735
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,931
He'll get over it.
736
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,650
Are you always
this much of an asshole
737
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,882
or just to lowly peons like us?
738
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,203
No. I'm pretty much
always a big asshole.
739
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,290
[Lil] Wow, cool. Must be
so liberating to live your life
740
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,408
not giving a shit about anybody
but yourself.
741
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,567
Take the next exit, all right?
742
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,850
Why? The airport's ahead.
743
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,210
I can see that, but lake the next exit.
744
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,648
To Knoxville? It's a three hour drive.
745
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,131
What time's your plane?
746
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,531
I'll reschedule it.
747
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,331
Okay. I can't just
up and go to Knoxville.
748
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,765
I got things I gotta do.
749
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,205
Hum can we“.
750
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,051
I was promised an assistant
and a car for the whole weekend.
751
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,608
There are things I gotta take care of.
752
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,606
Now, go.
753
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,761
[engine revving]
754
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,444
[tires screeching]
755
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,882
Don't you think
you ought to slow down a little?
756
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,767
We're liable to get pulled over.
[chuckles]
757
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,046
Cute.
758
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,330
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch.
759
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,844
[horn beeping]
760
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,081
Goddamn, it's a Texas Mountie.
761
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,491
What the hell's he doing
in Arkansas?
762
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,245
I think you better pull off
to the side, Vic.
763
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,005
Well, let's just see
what he's got under the hood.
764
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,890
Bye , we, bah'!-.
765
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,082
Vic, take it easy.
766
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,401
I may be old
but I'm not ready to die yet.
767
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,487
[tires screeching]
768
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,881
[truck horn blaring]
769
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,201
[laughs]
770
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,725
What the hell's the matter with you?
771
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,325
We could have been killed.
772
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,083
You think you're gonna live forever?
773
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,161
Uh-huh.
774
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,483
Look, I know you think you've got it
all figured out right now.
775
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,005
Well, I do some crazy things.
776
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,890
Well, listen to me.
You're on a collision course.
777
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,169
You're about to make
a lot of bad life decisions.
778
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,765
Really?
779
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,888
I can help you
before you throw it all away.
780
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,041
Too late now!
781
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,565
[yelling] No!
782
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,363
[Lil] My current doctor
is better than most.
783
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,489
I still get the freakouts
and the crying bouts
784
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,767
for hours and hours on end
every once in a while.
785
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,926
But I stopped having seizures
and I stopped cutting myself.
786
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,811
Wow.
787
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,049
Now I'm really depressed.
788
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,284
It was really bad for a while.
789
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,091
I was convinced the only way out
was to kill myself.
790
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,242
Kill yourself? Are you crazy'?
791
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,243
Yes. Haven't you been listening?
792
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,927
Killing yourself is the most selfish
thing a person can do.
793
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,048
Well, I didn't do it, did I?
794
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,451
Well, don't.
795
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,490
You know what's depressing?
796
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,444
Growing old. That's depressing.
797
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,600
- You know what your problem is?
- What?
798
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,126
You need to lighten up
and appreciate what you've got.
799
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:34,041
'Cause pretty soon, bang,
it passes you right by.
800
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,164
- Oh, it's just that easy?
- Right.
801
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,527
That is so ignorant.
802
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,400
I'm not depressed.
I have depression.
803
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,720
It's different.
804
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,605
Having depression
is having a mental illness.
805
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,641
- It has to be medicated.
- Bullshit.
806
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,330
You gotta be a fighter.
807
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,407
Things get you down,
808
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,482
you pick yourself up
by your bootstraps
809
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,682
and you just trudge forward.
810
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,010
You're one to talk.
I see you popping pills all the time.
811
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,884
That's because I'm in pain.
812
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,002
Well, so am I.
813
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,289
What are you taking for it?
814
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,566
[clicks tongue]
815
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,250
Well, I was on Abilify,
816
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,448
which is a mood stabilizer
for bipolar disorder,
817
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,364
but it felt like fireworks
were going off in my brain 24/7,
818
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,771
so I tried Trileptal.
819
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,763
But that caused me to sleep
for two solid weeks.
820
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,650
And I was taking that with Lexapro,
which is an antidepressant,
821
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,529
but that turns you into a fat zombie.
822
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,523
And then I tried Zoloft,
which kills your sex drive,
823
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,807
and that's just not gonna work.
Klonopin is an anti-anxiety,
824
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,928
but that put me to sleep
for 10 hours, too.
825
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,650
And Lamictal,
which is similar to Lithium,
826
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,404
gave me a bad rash
all over my body,
827
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,641
which was so not cute.
828
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:41,370
Then they put me on Seroquel,
an antipsychotic,
829
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,801
which also put me
into a deep sleep for hours on end.
830
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,803
So they put me on Provigil,
which is a stimulant
831
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,962
that kept me up and focused,
which was good.
832
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,769
In fact, I had to try
several stimulants
833
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,490
before settling on Provigil.
834
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,721
Adderall, Vyvanse,
835
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,802
but those all make you act
like a coke addict.
836
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,565
The Suboxone gave me
scary hallucinations
837
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,563
and caused me to throw up
all over the house,
838
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,324
which, like I said before,
is super cute.
839
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,004
I'm currently on a cocktail of Provigil,
840
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,730
Ativan, which is for anxiety,
841
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,643
Prozac for my depression,
which helps clear the fog
842
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,131
from my brain a little bit.
843
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,168
And an enzyme patch,
which is an MAO inhibitor.
844
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,164
I mean, it helps but I can't
eat chocolate when I'm on it,
845
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,129
which is depressing unto itself.
846
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,086
Can I help you?
847
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,930
Should you be driving?
848
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,611
[sighs]
849
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,568
[upbeat country music playing]
850
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,522
[Lil] And we're here because...
851
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,604
Because that's where I grew up.
852
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,045
We drove three hours
853
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,407
just so you could come and see
your old house?
854
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,847
Yeah.
855
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,683
You got a problem with that?
856
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,401
[scoffs]
857
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,488
You are so corny.
858
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,689
Yeah, that's true.
Very true. [chuckles]
859
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,401
Whatever.
860
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,401
[Vic] I feel like
I'm in a time machine.
861
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,244
Everything looks the same.
862
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,441
Smells the same.
863
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,844
- Like dog shit.
- Exactly.
864
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,565
I swear my mother's gonna
walk out that door
865
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,880
and she's gonna say,
866
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,288
"Marty, get your tuchus
inside for dinner."
867
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,681
Marty?
868
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,526
Martin Schulman.
869
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,605
Nice to meet you.
870
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,007
Hold on. Your real name's
Marty Schulman?
871
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,411
Are you kidding me?
872
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,165
Nobody from my day
kept their Jewish name
873
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,924
if they wanted a career
in Hollywood.
874
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,287
Tony Curtis' real name
is Bernie Schwartz.
875
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,450
Who's Tony Curtis?
876
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,605
Never mind.
877
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,605
Can I help you two?
878
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,127
Yes, ma'am. I know you think
we're some crazy people
879
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,322
standing out here
staring at your house, but--
880
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,765
Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?
881
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,047
[chuckles] No, ma'am.
882
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,441
I actually used to live in this house.
883
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,010
I happened to be in the area
884
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,560
and I wanted to take a little walk
down memory lane.
885
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,122
Oh.
886
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,005
Must have been a long time ago
887
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,764
'cause we've been here
over 40 years now.
888
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,365
That's a long time.
889
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,525
[laughs] Well, this house
has been pretty good to us.
890
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,563
We raised many a child
and grandchild ourselves here.
891
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,364
You know, they say that
that, um, old actor Vic Edwards
892
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,165
actually grew up in this
house here, too. [laughs]
893
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,651
No kidding.
894
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,200
Ma'am, this is Vic Edwards.
895
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,371
[chuckling]
896
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,367
- Oh, I be damned!
-[laughs]
897
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,090
[laughs] You know how many times
898
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,889
I told people you grew up
in this house?
899
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,883
I didn't even know
whether it was true or not.
900
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,201
And here you are.
My God, here you are.
901
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,521
[laughs] Can I hug you?
Can I hug you?
902
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,443
- Well, please, I'd love it.
- Oh, my goodness.
903
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,763
[laughs] Oh! I can't believe this.
904
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,481
Here you are. The Vic Edwards.
[laughs]
905
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,285
[Vic] Oh, memories.
906
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,840
[woman] I can't believe this. [laughs]
907
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,649
Do you know what?
My brother and I
908
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:00,405
used to come
tearing down these stairs,
909
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,845
three steps at a time.
910
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,048
I don't know why
we were in such a hurry,
911
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,203
but we were racing like it was
the last thing we ever did.
912
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,850
[woman laughs]
913
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,561
[Vic's mother shouting, indistinct]
914
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,726
[sighs]
915
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,165
[Doug], on phone]
Where are you guys?
916
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,765
I mean, when are you
going to be home?
917
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,888
[Lil] I have no idea
when I'm gonna be home.
918
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,200
What are you guys doing?
919
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,441
He's on some, like,
920
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,091
weird memory tour
or something. Ugh.
921
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,889
Anyway, he's making me
drive him around
922
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,371
to all these places from his past.
923
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,130
He's on some, like, nostalgia kick.
924
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,521
It's so not fair
that she gets to do that.
925
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,525
First, we went to this
old little house where he grew up
926
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,570
and then we went to the temple
where he had his Bar Mitzvah.
927
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,688
- Did you guys know he was Jewish?
- Yes.
928
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,285
[Lil] Of course
you knew he was Jewish.
929
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,531
Then we went to the old pool hail
he used to hang out in,
930
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,965
which is now a cupcake shop,
931
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,964
which he ranted about forever.
And then I said,
932
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,725
“Hey, gourmet cupcakes
are super-trendy now.“
933
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,040
Didn't care.
934
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,441
And then he had to have
a GooGo0 Cluster.
935
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,721
I don't know what it is.
936
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,087
Maybe they just don't have
GooGoo Clusters in LA.
937
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,730
- I don't know.
- Mmm. Mmm.
938
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,450
[Lil] Now we're at Neyland Stadium
939
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,364
and he's just standing there,
staring at the building,
940
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,044
like a mental patient.
941
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,406
[Shane]
They're at Neyland Stadium.
942
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,766
That's ridiculous.
943
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,287
He was the starting tailback for UT
during the 1951 undefeated season.
944
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,331
Anyways, after this, he wants
to go to some old folks hospital
945
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,323
to see his first wife or something.
946
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,164
And then we should be
on our way back.
947
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,322
This is honestly all your fault.
948
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,562
My fault? How's it my fault?
949
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,608
Because you told him
I was his 24/7 driving slave
950
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,806
for the entire weekend.
951
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,360
Okay, whatever. Just take
lots of pictures and lnstagram them.
952
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,681
- Oh, and hashtag the festival.
- Yeah, right.
953
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,883
-[quietly] Tell her I said hi.
- Yeah, Shane“.
954
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,088
I can hear you. I'm back with Bjorn.
955
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,168
Anyways, gotta go.
See you when I see you.
956
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,410
[line disconnects]
957
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,362
[Bjorn, voicemail greeting]
Yo. You leave ll. I'll retrieve it.
958
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,886
[Lil] Bjorn. Hey, it's me.
959
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,328
Again. Where the hell are you?
I keep calling you.
960
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,086
Anyway, I am still stuck in Knoxville
with this old guy.
961
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,446
I think probably another hour here
962
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,568
and then
it's a three-hour drive home.
963
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,605
And then I get to see you.
964
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,282
Oh, crap, he's on the move.
965
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,206
I miss you. Bye.
966
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,609
[rock music playing]
967
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,686
[Chimes]
968
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,406
[Biorn] Shit.
969
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,810
It's my buddy.
970
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,606
Mmm.
971
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,051
[Lil] All right, well,
it appears to be locked,
972
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,282
so we can reminisce
on the way back.
973
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,524
Sucks, but we have
a really long drive home.
974
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,488
What? What? Whoa.
What are you doing?
975
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,325
Vic, we can't go on the field.
That's totally not allowed.
976
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,928
-[lock clicks]
- Coming with me?
977
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,251
I love the smell of out grass.
978
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,887
[sniffs]
979
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:07,686
Mmm.
980
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:16,764
1951. I was a sophomore,
but I started three games.
981
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,444
Full disclosure, I mean,
982
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,887
I really don't know
that much about football.
983
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,689
I mean... anything, actually.
984
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,684
But, to be honest, I really don't
give a shit about football.
985
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,651
Well, that's your loss.
986
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,610
Sorry.
987
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:35,246
We were undefeated, going into
the last game against Texas.
988
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,051
They were ahead by two points.
989
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,963
[Vic chuckles]
990
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,202
We got down on the four yard line.
991
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,487
I wanted the ball.
992
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,569
I went up and over and I scored.
993
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,203
And then I heard this horrible racket.
994
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,324
The whole damn Texas team
landed on me.
995
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,891
When they pulled them off,
996
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,366
my knee was a mess.
997
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,690
I could never play again.
998
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,731
[Lil] That sucks.
999
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,328
[Vic] Yeah, it did.
1000
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,121
Well, it's fun being a movie star,
but...
1001
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,602
nothing compares
to being a football star.
1002
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,521
Nothing.
1003
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,410
[crowd cheering]
1004
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,367
[announcer on PA, indistinct]
1005
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,167
[announcer] He's in! He's in!
1006
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:46,969
Touchdown, Tennessee.
1007
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,963
[crowd continues cheering]
1008
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,403
[seagulls squawking]
1009
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,921
[sighs]
1010
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,041
You know something?
1011
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,521
This is the exact spot...
1012
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,526
where I proposed to my first wife.
1013
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,807
Great.
1014
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:22,762
[scoffs]
1015
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,803
And then everything went wrong.
1016
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,850
I had this little ring box, you know.
1017
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,167
And I was so excited
when I opened it.
1018
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,646
[chuckling] The ring went flying out,
1019
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,886
right into the water.
1020
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,610
And naturally, ljumped in after it.
1021
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,001
I never found it.
1022
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,411
So I got a piece of seaweed
1023
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,729
and I made a ring out of it.
1024
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,531
Got down on one knee
and put it on her finger.
1025
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,089
And she just thought that was great.
1026
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,000
Anyhow,
1027
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,647
she still said yes, and then we heard
music coming from the dock.
1028
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,731
We danced right here.
1029
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,003
And then, well...
1030
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,766
we always talked about
we'd come back here someday.
1031
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,366
But we never did.
1032
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,361
[sighs]
1033
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,728
Why are we just sitting here?
I mean, let's go in.
1034
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,529
It's still a three-hour drive back.
1035
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,043
Just wait a second, okay?
1036
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,565
It's not that easy.
1037
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,441
It's been a long time.
1038
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,806
What are you so scared of?
1039
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,121
So she's gonna look old.
You look old, too.
1040
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,085
I beg your pardon.
1041
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,688
Okay, not that you don't
look good for your age.
1042
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:08,966
Oh.
1043
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:11,451
So what's her name, anyhow?
1044
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,561
Claudia.
1045
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,281
Was she pretty?
1046
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,926
She was the prettiest of them all.
1047
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,965
We were just kids.
1048
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,281
We had no business
getting married.
1049
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,169
I didn't know
what the hell I was doing.
1050
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,282
- If Claudia's number one...
- Mm-hmm.
1051
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,124
How many times
were you married altogether?
1052
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,327
Five.
1053
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,004
- Five?
- Mmm.
1054
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,245
[scoffs] Wow.
That's a lot of alimony.
1055
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,924
You're telling me.
1056
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,164
A buddy of mine told me once,
never, ever get married.
1057
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,729
Just skip the middle man,
1058
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,565
find a woman you hate,
and buy her a house.
1059
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,047
But you're rich right, right?
1060
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,645
I mean,
aren't all famous people rich?
1061
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,846
Ha.
1062
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,206
Just 'cause somebody's famous,
that doesn't mean they're rich.
1063
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,321
Didn't you have any kids
who could help take care of you?
1064
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,402
One, with Claudia.
1065
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,720
Grace.
1066
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,564
- Grace?
- Mm-hmm.
1067
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,240
That's a pretty name.
1068
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,721
I mean, geez, if you guys
were kids when you got married,
1069
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,690
she must be, what?
Fifty, sixty years old now.
1070
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,771
She's dead.
1071
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,122
- Oh, shit.
-[softly] Yeah.
1072
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,527
Sorry.
1073
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,725
Should I just not ask
any questions about her?
1074
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,882
It's best not to, if you don't mind.
1075
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,607
[grunts] Aw, shit.
1076
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,364
[Vic] There she comes.
1077
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,803
-[shouting] May I help you?
- Yes.
1078
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,486
I would like to see
Claudia Schulman, please.
1079
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,446
I'm sorry, but visiting hours
ended at 7:00 p.m.
1080
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:17,326
Yeah, well, I came from
Los Angeles to get here, okay?
1081
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,046
So let us in.
1082
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,407
We'll just be in here
for five minutes. All right?
1083
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,324
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to come back tomorrow.
1084
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,251
Visiting hours begin at 8:00 a.m.
1085
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,004
You can have breakfast with her.
1086
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,491
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
1087
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,644
Could you lean closer?
I can't hear you.
1088
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,721
'[Y@lps]
-[Lil] Hey!
1089
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,643
I'm gonna put this
right into your nose.
1090
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,451
No. No, you're not.
All right, well, thank you, ma'am.
1091
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,567
We totally understand.
1092
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,608
Thank you. We will come back
a different day.
1093
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,125
[Vic] I don't know who she is.
1094
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,406
{Tapping}
- Yeah, all right, yeah.
1095
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,891
Thank you. Thank you.
1096
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,122
- Holy shit.
- Thanks. All right. Let's go.
1097
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,486
Vic, are you kidding?
1098
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,050
What the hell's the matter with you?
1099
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,885
What the hell's the matter
with you, Vic? I mean-- it's closed.
1100
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,564
She wasn't going
to let us in anyways.
1101
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,927
And if you kept doing that,
she was gonna call the cops.
1102
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,331
You want to end upon TMZ?
1103
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,530
- TM what?
- TMZ.
1104
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,170
- What is that?
- Shut up. I...
1105
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,927
Oh, bullshit. You just want
to get back to your douohebag.
1106
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,082
Bjorn has nothing to do with this.
1107
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,406
[chuckles] Oh, really'?
1108
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,451
That's why you keep calling him
every 15 minutes.
1109
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,931
Will you leave the guy alone?
1110
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,411
Oh, so now you're on his side?
1111
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,562
You know whose side I'm on?
1112
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,766
Mine.
1113
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,411
I'm not leaving here
until I see Claudia.
1114
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,211
Tell douohebag
you'll have to see him tomorrow
1115
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,009
'cause we're spending the night
in Knoxville.
1116
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,650
[stammers] Wait, what?
1117
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,285
Maybe you're spending
the night in Knoxville,
1118
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,521
but I'm driving back to Nashville.
1119
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,970
You know you're a pain in the ass.
1120
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,485
[Lil] Yeah, well, so are you.
1121
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,161
[Viv] Bye.
1122
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,288
What are you doing?
Where are you gonna go?
1123
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,010
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
1124
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,525
Just away from you.
1125
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,689
[car approaching]
1126
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,401
Get in the car.
1127
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,961
Why?
1128
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,322
'Cause I'm gonna stay the night
with you in Knoxville.
1129
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,643
I don't want to be responsible
if, God forbid,
1130
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,449
something bad happens to you.
1131
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,409
Never hear the end of it
from my brother.
1132
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,602
Besides, I think I saw
a Motel 6 back there.
1133
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,086
We ain't staying at a Motel 6.
1134
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,884
[Lil] Can you afford
for us to stay here?
1135
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,406
[Vic] No, but that's the beauty
of credit cards.
1136
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,289
[Lil] Still gotta pay it off
at some point.
1137
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,125
[Vic] Let's live it up.
I'm tired of feeling like a has-been.
1138
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,009
[dinging]
1139
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,731
Welcome to the Knoxville
Grand Hotel. Checking in?
1140
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,921
Yes, we are.
1141
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,490
And the name on the reservation?
1142
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,561
Vic Edwards.
1143
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,726
I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards,
but for some reason,
1144
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,087
I don't see your reservation
in our system.
1145
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,482
Really? My assistant here
made it weeks ago.
1146
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,608
Oh, uh, [scoffs] yeah, yeah.
1147
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:14,126
I made that reservation weeks ago.
1148
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,925
- No harm. One room, two beds.
- One room?
1149
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,846
Yeah. One room, two beds.
1150
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,811
Yeah, well, I made the reservation
for two rooms. So, two rooms.
1151
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,769
[Vic] How much for two rooms'?
1152
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,249
Our rooms rates start at $650.
1153
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,481
Oh, okay, fine.
1154
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,961
- Well, then, uh, one room.
- Okay.
1155
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,203
But unfortunately, Mr. Edwards,
we are fully committed at this time.
1156
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,806
Interesting. When they say
they're fully committed,
1157
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,962
it's always bullshit.
1158
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,771
Clint Eastwood walked in,
you think they'd turn him away?
1159
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,161
Hell, no. Now, you find me a room.
1160
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,643
Please. And thank you.
1161
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,210
Perhaps I should get my manager.
1162
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:51,442
-[Vic] Perhaps you should.
- I'll be right back.
1163
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,121
Oh, what are you doing?
1164
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,009
You're gonna get us
kicked out of this hotel.
1165
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:59,050
Mr. Edwards,
I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up.
1166
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,049
I'm Gary, the night manager
here at the Knoxville Grand.
1167
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,845
I don't know how your reservation
got lost in the shuffle,
1168
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,651
but we'd be happy to remedy
that situation right now.
1169
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,529
Oh, thank you, Gary.
1170
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,204
All of our rooms are fully booked.
1171
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,124
However, we do have
the penthouse suite available.
1172
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,123
I would be happy to give you
that room tonight
1173
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,690
for the cost of the standard room.
1174
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,201
That's very nice. Thanks, Gary.
1175
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,044
[Gary] Let me get that key for you.
1176
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,609
Welcome back to
the Knoxville Grand, Mr. Edwards.
1177
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,045
[Vic] God bless you. Thank you.
1178
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,360
Thank you, Gary.
1179
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,044
-[Gary] You're welcome.
- All right. Let's go, Vic.
1180
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,642
-[Vic] You ready, kid?
-[Lil] Oh, I'm ready.
1181
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,210
All right, Mr. Edwards.
1182
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,690
[receptionist]
He didn't have a reservation.
1183
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,130
Oh, I know.
1184
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,685
Then what's with
the ass-kissing routine?
1185
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,330
Who's Vic Edwards?
1186
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,481
[scoffs]
1187
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,281
He's a living legend.
1188
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,891
Oh, my God.
1189
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,007
[chuckles]
1190
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,208
This thing is bigger
than the house I grew up in.
1191
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,568
-[Vic] Yeah. You like?
- Ah! Do I like it?
1192
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,246
[Vic] Mm-hmm.
1193
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,971
[Lil] Oh, my God, and this bathtub
is even bigger than my car.
1194
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:07,010
- Oh, well. That's big, I guess.
-[water running]
1195
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,844
[Lil] Oh, my God. They have a bidet.
1196
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,082
I thought they only had
that crap in, like, Tokyo.
1197
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,207
[Vic] What?
1198
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:13,645
I just figured out what that was
1199
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,530
'cause at first I thought it was
just a guys' bathroom stall.
1200
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,046
-[door opens]
- I can't believe these bedrooms.
1201
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,724
I call dibs on this room!
1202
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,404
-[door closes]
- I can't believe we're here.
1203
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,290
Oh, my God.
I have to go look at this closet.
1204
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:27,481
[laughs]
1205
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,608
-[door opens]
- Oh, my God. Ha!
1206
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,206
I can't believe you used to stay
in these places all the time.
1207
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,330
[grunts] Oh.
1208
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,129
Doug is going to freak out.
1209
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,362
We have to lnstagram
the hell out of this.
1210
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,124
[country music playing]
1211
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,405
[all chuckling]
1212
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,446
[snickering]
1213
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,049
- Whoa.
- Oh!
1214
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,684
[shower running]
1215
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:10,924
What the hell is that?
1216
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:18,128
That was amazing.
I've never had room service before.
1217
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,647
Oh, that's one of the perks
I miss the most.
1218
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,530
Fancy hotel rooms
and room service.
1219
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,087
[coughs]
1220
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,128
- Vic the Dick.
- Yep.
1221
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,528
You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
1222
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,967
[scoffs] This is you in a good mood?
1223
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,168
I'd hate to see you in a bad mood.
1224
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,009
What do you do with your art?
1225
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:48,051
Besides draw festival logos
and insult people.
1226
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,491
Nothing, really.
1227
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,169
Why don't you have a showing?
1228
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,810
Try and sell something.
1229
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:57,202
[sighs] I can't just roll up my sleeves
and throw an art show.
1230
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,611
Use the bar.
1231
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,443
If ifs good enough for a film festival,
it's good enough for an art show.
1232
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,046
-[sighs] I get embarrassed.
- Mm-hmm.
1233
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:08,329
Doug loves to be the center
of attention, and I don't.
1234
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,686
Gives me anxiety.
1235
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,366
Nothing wrong with being
the center of attention.
1236
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:16,001
I'd rather be famous and broke
than rich and nobody.
1237
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,769
Instead, I'm broke and nobody.
1238
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,447
That's the worst combination.
[chuckles]
1239
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,443
Why can't you
just live in the present
1240
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,921
and stop looking
in the rearview mirror?
1241
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,447
All I ever hear from you
is "I was rich," "I was famous,"
1242
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,525
I was this, I was that.
How about "You are"?
1243
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,045
It's easier said than done,
1244
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,361
especially when your brother's
little film festival
1245
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:41,081
shines such a spotlight
on where I was
1246
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,447
compared to how far down
I've come.
1247
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,921
It's not Doug's fault
that you're not happy.
1248
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,409
Okay, Dr. Freud.
1249
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,724
I'll work on me
and you'll work on you.
1250
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,131
Deal?
1251
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,241
[Lil] Deal.
1252
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,642
[soft music playing on speakers]
1253
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,370
[beeping]
1254
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:43,726
[laughs]
1255
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,971
[audience laughing on TV]
1256
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,405
[spraying]
1257
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,005
[laughter increases]
1258
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,730
[laughs]
1259
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,287
[clatters]
1260
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,164
[upbeat music playing]
1261
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,081
-[crying] Vic!
- What?
1262
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,481
- We have to leave.
- Why?
1263
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,005
[Lil] All right. These are the pictures
1264
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,411
just posted of you and me.
1265
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,721
And Shane likes some.
A bunch of people like some.
1266
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,246
Then I saw that Bjorn likes some.
1267
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,688
And he doesn't have time
to call me back all day.
1268
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,007
Yet he had time to check lnstagram.
1269
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,730
[Vic] I don't understand this.
1270
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,211
- Will you listen?
- Yes.
1271
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,045
So then, I noticed
that one of Bjorn's likes
1272
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,407
was also liked by Zoey Campbell.
1273
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:44,561
Okay. Who's Zoey Campbell?
1274
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:47,041
She's the bitch who's been
trying to steal my boyfriend.
1275
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,885
The one Bjorn says
they're just friends, right?
1276
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,281
So then, I look at her lnstagram
1277
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,967
and see that she just happened
to post a selfie an hour ago.
1278
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,324
[Vic] You're way cuter than her.
1279
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,164
You got nothing to worry about.
1280
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,283
[sobbing] That picture
was taken in my bed.
1281
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,248
I put that bottle there this morning.
1282
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,042
[continues sobbing]
1283
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,162
[elevator bell dings]
1284
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,210
[Vic] Will you wait?
Don't give him the satisfaction.
1285
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:30,931
Satisfaction? I am going to kill him
1286
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,243
-and then I'm going to kill her.
- Hey! Damn it. Hey!
1287
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,721
[Lil] This is the last time.
I'm never going to...
1288
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,280
-[grunting]
-[Lil shouting, indistinct]
1289
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,126
[Vic groaning]
1290
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,443
Oh, God. [groaning]
1291
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,681
Oh.
1292
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,084
Vic, are you all right?
1293
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,607
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just got to catch my breath.
1294
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,486
Oh, shit. Sorry. Uh...
Oh, you look really pale.
1295
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,765
I've looked pale
for the past 30 years.
1296
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,241
Okay, no jokes. Do you think
you're having a heart attack?
1297
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,804
No, maybe I...
1298
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,245
I've had this before.
1299
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,888
Well, do you think
we should call an ambulance,
1300
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,122
-just to be on the safe side?
- Don't be crazy.
1301
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,725
I just need a minute.
1302
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,323
Do you want some water?
You know what? Screw it.
1303
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,370
I'm gonna go get you some water.
Okay? Stay right here. All right?
1304
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,446
Oh, God.
1305
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,484
[high pitched ringing]
1306
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:39,404
[man 1, muffled] Oh, my God.
You're Vic Edwards.
1307
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,927
Gary, look. This is Vic Edwards.
1308
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,321
[indistinct muffled conversation]
1309
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,640
Big fan of yours.
Not just in the movies,
1310
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,484
as a football player.
You were awesome.
1311
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,251
-...Adventure River.
- The FBI.
1312
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:55,771
[muffled] Operation FBI
was so good, too.
1313
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:57,205
And the one with the car'?
1314
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,810
[man 2] We're both big fans.
We grew up on your movies.
1315
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,643
[man 1] Great to see you.
Love your work.
1316
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,404
Whoa! Excuse me!
1317
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,249
[Lil] Hi. Excuse me.
I really need water,
1318
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,606
please, right now. Thank you.
1319
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,608
Why? What're you doing
with the old guy?
1320
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,290
Baby, let me get you a real drink.
1321
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,442
An appletini for my future ex-wife.
1322
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:24,601
[groans]
1323
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,722
Oh. Oh, no. Excuse me.
1324
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,485
Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen
an old man right here?
1325
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,086
He was sitting in that chair. No?
1326
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,446
[man] No.
1327
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,408
Excuse me.
Uh, have you seen Mr. Edwards?
1328
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,448
He was just sitting on the couch
a second ago.
1329
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,285
No, I haven't seen Mr. Edwards.
1330
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:47,725
How are you enjoying your suite?
1331
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,484
It's wonderful, thanks.
1332
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:51,886
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
1333
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,446
an unexpected surprise:
Mr. Vic Edwards.
1334
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,050
Thank you.
1335
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,762
Thank you very much.
1336
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,444
[jazz music playing]
1337
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,484
♪ Cuddle up a little closer?
1338
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,966
♪ Oh, lovey mine S
1339
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:28,771
♪ Cuddle up and be my Mme X
1340
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:33,644
♪ Clinging vine I
1341
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:41,802
♪ Like to feel your cheeks so rosy X
1342
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:48,371
♪ Like to make you comfy cozy S
1343
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:56,081
♪ 'Cause I love you
From head {o toesyi
1344
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:01,004
♪ Lovey mine S
1345
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,483
[applause]
1346
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,403
Can you imagine? The Vic Edwards.
1347
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,767
- At your daughter's wedding.
- Absolutely.
1348
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,767
Thank you. Thank you very much.
1349
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,247
Thank you. It's an unexpected
honor and treat
1350
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,324
to be able to sing
one of my favorite songs
1351
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:27,291
to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Deleon.
1352
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,081
What do you do, sir?
1353
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,325
I'm a doctor.
1354
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,124
Impressive. What kind?
1355
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,567
A oolorectal surgeon.
1356
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,210
Hmm. You know, Mrs. Deleon,
1357
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,971
you have literallyjust married
a pain in the ass.
1358
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,883
[all laughing]
1359
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:53,409
Well, good luck to you
and maze! tov.
1360
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,720
[both singing]
1361
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,480
How did you know
Bjorn was such an asshole?
1362
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,449
You pegged him on sight.
1363
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,364
- Well, it takes one to know one.
- Yeah, yeah.
1364
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,965
Do yourself a favor.
1365
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,441
Steer clear of the bad boys
from now on.
1366
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,966
You can't fix us, you can'! tame us.
1367
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,809
- Okay, bad boy.
- Okay.
1368
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,689
[laughs]
1369
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,443
What about that kid Shane?
He obviously likes you.
1370
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:34,768
Wow, you pay closer attention
than I thought.
1371
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,967
Shane's been in love with me
since fifth grade.
1372
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,441
Well, then go out with him.
1373
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,729
Try out a guy who really loves you.
You might like it.
1374
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,286
Yeah, okay,
Mr. Divorced Five Times.
1375
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,647
How much do you really
even know about love?
1376
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:52,003
Were you ever even in love
with anyone but yourself?
1377
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:58,050
Ha ha. I've been in love
about a thousand times.
1378
01:19:58,120 --> 01:19:59,690
But real love?
1379
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:01,607
Just once.
1380
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,806
Just once.
1381
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:22,205
[chuckles] It was fun
while it lasted, wasn't it, Vic'?
1382
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,842
We had some great times,
you and me.
1383
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:31,085
You got to do things and see things
that most people just dream about.
1384
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,889
- Oh, yeah.
- Where did it all go, man?
1385
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:37,967
And what does any of it mean?
1386
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,522
After all these years,
I still can't figure it out.
1387
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:43,641
What the game is about.
1388
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,483
Survival. Who has
the ability to survive.
1389
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,642
- That's the game.
- Yeah.
1390
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,850
Well, I'm surviving. Barely.
1391
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,165
I took it all for granted.
1392
01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,690
I thought I had it figured out.
1393
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,125
I look in the mirror now,
1394
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,487
and I have no idea
who that person is
1395
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:06,766
staring back at me.
1396
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,280
[sighs]
1397
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:15,641
Damn.
1398
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,521
You're good-looking. [chuckles]
1399
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,248
You know, time is like this river.
1400
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:26,443
No matter what you do or don't do,
1401
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,921
no matter how much you think
you can beat it,
1402
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,606
it just keeps rushing by.
1403
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:33,851
You don't beat it.
1404
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,490
You don't beat this river.
1405
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:38,406
No, you don't.
1406
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,690
[laughs and yelps]
1407
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,001
[sighs]
1408
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,640
[Chimes]
1409
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,043
[Bjorn, voicemail]
Hey, Lil. You know who it is.
1410
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:05,009
Been kind of trying
to call you all night.
1411
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,287
Uh, just wondering where you are.
1412
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,529
If you're still at that hotel
with that creepazoid old man.
1413
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,762
- Anyway, call me back. Bye'
{chuckles}
1414
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:17,690
[sighs]
1415
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,490
Vic, you are so right.
1416
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,005
The more I ignore
douchebag's calls,
1417
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,969
the crazier ifs making him.
1418
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,202
Vic?
1419
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,042
Vic?
1420
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,171
[creaking]
1421
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,806
[groans]
1422
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,883
Vic'? Are you okay?
1423
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:07,729
I've watched everyone
I ever cared about die.
1424
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,681
One by one, they seem to just...
1425
01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:15,805
disappear on me.
1426
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,640
It won't be long
before I disappear, too.
1427
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:22,851
[Lil] No, don't say that, Vic.
1428
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,764
You want to know why I needed
to come to Knoxville?
1429
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,209
I needed to say goodbye.
1430
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,604
Goodbye to the town
that made me who I am.
1431
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,125
Goodbye to the trees
I climbed as a kid.
1432
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:42,608
Goodbye to the school that
taught me how to break the rules.
1433
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:47,366
And the streets
I wandered late at night.
1434
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,962
The hiding places
where I left all my secrets.
1435
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:56,845
The town...
1436
01:23:57,480 --> 01:24:01,804
where I made so many,
many mistakes.
1437
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:09,047
And now it's time
for one... last goodbye.
1438
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,283
[nurse] Okay, Mrs. Schulman.
1439
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:48,170
You have a very nice visitor today.
1440
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,568
Mr. Edwards has come all the way
from Los Angeles, California.
1441
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,603
Now, the Alzheimer's
may have progressed
1442
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,603
a little bit further
than you're prepared for,
1443
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,444
but she's still a very sweet lady.
1444
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,249
Isn't that right, Mrs. Schulman?
1445
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,244
All right, I'm gonna leave you to visit.
1446
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:08,242
Okay-
1447
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,766
How's the food here?
1448
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:24,965
[chuckles softly]
1449
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,806
Look at us.
1450
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,326
Old fogeys.
1451
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,927
But you still look beautiful.
1452
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,609
You still look as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1453
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,926
We have a lot of good memories.
1454
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,131
For what ifs worth,
1455
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:57,160
I never loved anybody else like you.
1456
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,328
Ours was the special one.
1457
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:04,730
The first one.
1458
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,370
The real one.
1459
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,691
I came hereto apologize, Claudia.
1460
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,245
I just dealt you...
1461
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:15,049
[sighs]
1462
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,286
[voice breaking] ...a lousy hand.
1463
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,811
I was a stupid, jackass kid.
1464
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:25,445
All swept up in a crazy dream.
1465
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,887
And I just left you and Gracie.
1466
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:32,525
I just left.
1467
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:35,730
I screwed it all up.
1468
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:40,607
If I could go back
and do it again, I would, baby.
1469
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,489
I'd do it differently.
1470
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,723
You were the one that loved me
before anybody else
1471
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,131
even knew my name.
1472
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:52,281
And I treated you like shit.
1473
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,527
I got caught up
in all the wrong things
1474
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,329
with all the wrong people.
1475
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,843
I thought I knew it all.
1476
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,970
I thought I had so much time
to make it up.
1477
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,246
I thought I could just
snap my fingers
1478
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,924
and make things right.
1479
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,204
And when Gracie...
1480
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,281
killed herself...
1481
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:19,045
[sighs]
1482
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:22,008
That was all my fault, loo.
1483
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,490
It's all my fault.
1484
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:32,369
[sighing]
1485
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:44,086
It is.
1486
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,484
Oh, darling.
1487
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,970
Excuse me. Do I know you?
1488
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:21,969
You really want
to leave me here alone?
1489
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,247
- Well, I really want some food.
- Well... [sighs]
1490
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,045
I know I shouldn't stop you, but I...
1491
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:31,089
- I feel safe with you around.
- You do?
1492
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:32,531
[woman] Well, lam safe, ain't I?
1493
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:35,171
We“, Justice will be back
in a minute.
1494
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:37,086
Justice ain't you.
1495
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,322
[music playing]
1496
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:43,720
[chuckles]
1497
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:48,921
[all cheering and applauding]
1498
01:28:56,680 --> 01:29:00,401
Okay, that concludes
our Vic Edwards Film Festival.
1499
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:04,002
We are now gonna give out
our Lifetime Achievement Award
1500
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:07,004
to the great Vic Edwards in absentia.
1501
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:09,287
[all cheering and applauding]
1502
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,848
I'm sure if Vic were here,
1503
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:19,161
he would want to thank all the fans.
1504
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:20,890
[Vic] Don't put words in my mouth.
1505
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:25,291
For crying out loud.
Good Lord, man.
1506
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,330
- Oh, my... Vic...
- Get me a chair.
1507
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:29,811
Yeah, yeah, of course. Right away.
1508
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:30,961
[all murmuring]
1509
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:32,769
[chair scraping]
1510
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,765
Unfortunately, until today,
1511
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:54,491
the last time I apologized
for anything was in 1977.
1512
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:58,407
I punched out a director
on the set of Horse Power.
1513
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:02,646
Well... [sighs]
1514
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:05,971
I'm sorry.
1515
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,567
I'm sorry for being such an asshole.
1516
01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,686
Leaving the way I did.
1517
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:17,406
I thought I was too good
for this little film festival, but...
1518
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:20,285
as it turns out,
1519
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,844
it's too good for the likes of me.
1520
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,081
Winning this
Lifetime Achievement Award
1521
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,925
has forced me to examine
an important question
1522
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:36,447
that I've avoided as long as possible.
1523
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,170
What have I really achieved
in this lifetime?
1524
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,370
[indistinct shouting]
1525
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,164
Most of the movies I've made,
1526
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,081
everybody knows the way
they're gonna end.
1527
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:51,650
Right from the first scene.
1528
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:53,961
[Lil shouting indistinctly]
1529
01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:57,687
[Vic] Life's kind of like that.
1530
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:00,843
- Everybody knows how it ends.
- Back away!
1531
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:05,526
But it's the scenes in the middle...
1532
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,485
that make it count.
1533
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:14,810
The great producer
Joseph E. Levine once told me,
1534
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,450
"An audience will forgive
a shitty act two
1535
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:23,291
if you can wow 'em in act three."
1536
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:25,761
Well...
1537
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,807
I had a hell of an act one.
1538
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:32,883
Pretty shitty act two.
1539
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:35,691
And I screwed up most of act three.
1540
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:38,685
I made certain of that.
1541
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,402
But thanks to you,
1542
01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:46,725
and thanks to Doug and Shane
and Stuart and Faith.
1543
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,927
And especially Lil.
1544
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,809
And everybody here.
1545
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:01,649
You've helped me to see
1546
01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:05,645
that maybe it's not too late
for my Hollywood ending.
1547
01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,571
And so, with humility and pride
1548
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,643
and deep appreciation
1549
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:41,284
that I, Martin Joel Schulman,
1550
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:43,044
proud son of Tennessee,
1551
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:48,566
humbly accept this Lifetime,
1552
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,045
so far,
1553
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,050
Achievement Award.
1554
01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:00,929
And I'm gonna make damn sure
that the rest of my life
1555
01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:05,284
lives up to the honor of this.
1556
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:06,600
Thank you.
1557
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:12,489
[all cheering and applauding]
1558
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:27,210
[Vic] Thank you, Doug.
1559
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,008
I can't believe you just spent
the whole weekend
1560
01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:37,003
in Knoxville with Vic Edwards.
1561
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,923
Did he talk about
Murder Can Kill You?
1562
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,411
Did he tell you any stories?
1563
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:54,485
Thank you.
1564
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:05,847
- Hmm.
- Bye, Marty.
1565
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:06,967
Hmm.
1566
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:12,846
[car door opens]
1567
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:54,247
Uh, Lil? Where do you
want this one?
1568
01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:57,570
There.
1569
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:58,687
Yeah.
1570
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,846
[Sonny] I told you so.
1571
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:02,725
I know you did.
1572
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,080
And you were right.
1573
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,561
A Lifetime Achievement.
How can I get one of those?
1574
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,644
- Can I rent it?
- I told them about you
1575
01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:11,609
and they seemed interested.
1576
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:13,045
Oh, stop it.
1577
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:15,043
[both laughing]
1578
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,049
[music playing]
1579
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:56,241
[country music playing]
1580
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:14,204
[Song ends]
1581
01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:17,602
[country song playing]
1582
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:23,762
[Song ends]
1583
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:26,805
[instrumental music playing]