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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Dr. Harrison, stop.
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You can't run forever.
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There's no escape, Doctor.
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You're coming with us.
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Don't use your dart
gun. We got him cornered.
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Argh! We were so close...
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Daddy.
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- Hmm?
- Daddy.
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Adam Harrison!
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Huh? Oh, yes, sir?
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No sleeping in detention.
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Use this time for something productive.
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What?
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What's going on back there?
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That's disgusting!
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Adam, what's the problem?
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It looks like someone stuck
six packs of gum in my hair.
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I didn't see nothing.
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Tony,
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go to the office.
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Not again!
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Ow!
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You're dead, snitch!
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Ow. Ow!
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Holy crap, what's happening to me?
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Oh!
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Look at his shoes!
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Huh? What... What?
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Spaz alert.
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He used to be in my History class.
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That's why I changed classes.
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He's got like no friends.
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Hey, Adam. Are you okay?
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Don't run, I don't bite.
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Well, look who it is.
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How ya doing, snitch?
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Leave me alone.
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Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'?
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Are you on your way to
the janitor's closet?
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'Cause you look like a mop!
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Good one!
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Seriously, that counts as a good one?
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Give me a break!
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Good one!
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That's a good one.
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Get off me!
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What? You gonna rat me out again?
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Hard to say. It depends
on the circumstances.
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Wrong answer, snitch!
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Stop!
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Okay, you've had enough.
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Here, let me help you.
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Look at his shoes! What a freak!
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Oh, hey, you forgot your backpack!
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Cha-ching! Two points!
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Jerks...
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It was those boys again wasn't it?
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No, I told you. I was playing soccer
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with my friends and the
ball hit me in the face.
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Oh, yeah? What friends
of yours play soccer?
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Uh... The British ones...
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My mates. But they call soccer "football."
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Oh, do they? And how did this happen?
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Soccer can be a dangerous sport.
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Adam, quit messing around.
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What are we going to do about this?
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Either we chop it out, or we chew it out.
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I vote chew.
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Ugh. I vote chop.
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Turn around.
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You had such nice, long hair.
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At least they can't make
fun of my hair anymore.
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Holy crap!
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Adam, You're gonna be late!
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I'll be down in a minute!
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Adam...
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That's not gonna work.
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What's taking so long?
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine!
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I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me.
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I thought you loved my meatloaf.
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Love is a strong word. I like it.
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No, like's too strong.
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Hey, I hate your meatloaf.
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What?
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Listen, my meatloaf is...
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Oh, Adam.
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- What?
- That hat...
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What about it?
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That was your father's.
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Oh, sorry.
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Why are you sorry?
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I dunno.
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He died. I didn't mean to make you sad.
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He was a great man.
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I wish I knew him.
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I did a sloppy job on your hair.
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I must have been more tired than I thought.
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Here, let's put this back on.
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It looks good on you.
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Now hurry up, you're going
to be late for school.
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I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf.
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I'll let you in on a secret, Mom.
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Nobody likes your meatloaf.
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Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch.
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It's meatloaf, isn't it?
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Mmm. Could be.
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All powerful men have
one thing in common.
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Great hair.
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HairCo toupees have been worn in secret
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by some of the greatest men in history.
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But you're not here to
be a part of our past,
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you're here to be part of the future.
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Make no mistake, gentlemen,
hair is a growth business.
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I'm afraid we'll need to
ask you for your cameras.
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Huh?
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Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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This is where the magic happens.
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The future isn't toupees, no, no, no.
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The future lies in growing real hair.
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We're not talking about
embarrassing hair plugs,
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useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo.
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We're talking about genetic engineering.
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State of the art DNA manipulation.
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We're on the verge of a major breakthrough
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that will change the lives of
hundreds of millions of people...
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And make us a fortune in the process.
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Dr. Billingsley is our head of
experimental research and development.
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Ah, here comes one of
our eager young interns.
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Uh, Dr. Billingsley?
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I'm getting college cedit for this, right?
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Of course.
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Oh, okay. I'll just need you to
sign my work experience time sheet.
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Stand on the "X."
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Hold on, you're not
going to shoot me with...
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Ow!
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Ouch!
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Oh.
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Whoa.
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Now, you may experience a
slight burning sensation.
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But don't worry about it.
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Help me!
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As you can see,
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we're still perfecting the formula.
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Once we do, people will
pay anything for it.
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The real money is in big hair.
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Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic
acid by five percent.
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We have a no fighting
policy at this school,
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zero tolerance.
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You fight, you're suspended!
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You're suspended!
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Do you hear me? Suspended!
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You're so funny.
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Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.
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Adam Harrison.
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I believe this belongs to you.
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Nametag was on the inside.
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Oh, thank you, sir!
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Don't be throwing it into
basketball hoops anymore.
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What? Why would I throw my
own bag into a basketball hoop?
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Who knows why you kids do anything?
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Adam, you are what we call a...
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Mildred.
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Uh, what are we saying
instead of spazoid these days?
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Uh, normally challenged, sir.
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Oh, and, uh...
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How would I say "friendless loser"?
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Mid-level acquaintance deficiency.
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Adam, you have mid-level
acquaintance deficiency.
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Do they make a pill for that?
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No, sir.
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Apparently, there's
nothing we can do for you.
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This acting out needs to stop.
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But, sir...
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We have a no fighting
policy at this school.
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Zero tolerance. You
fight, you're suspended.
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Getting beat up counts as fighting?
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A fist can't punch without
a face to receive it.
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No fighting means no fighting.
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Oh, and, Adam?
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Yes, sir?
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We have zero tolerance on hats.
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No hats in school.
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And get a haircut.
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What...
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Hmm?
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Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!
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You should be happy. You hate school.
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My dad's going to kill me.
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He's got a 10 strikes policy,
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and this is strike 10.
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Come on, guys, you heard Principal
Jones. He said no fighting.
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He said no fighting on school property.
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How do I look?
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You look like stupid Adam.
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This hat sucks.
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Stop!
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That's it, you're dead!
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Come on, let's get him!
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Come on, get him!
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Don't let him get away.
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Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun.
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Don't you know how this works?
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We got him, boys!
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This is the fun part.
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Get off me!
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What the...
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Oh, oh...
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Come on!
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What is happening to me?
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Oh, no...
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You gotta come out sometime.
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Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting.
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It's Friday. He could
be in there all weekend.
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Are we really gonna
wait here for three days?
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Nah. Forget him.
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Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo.
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- Were you ever going to tell me?
- Oh!
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Adam! You startled me.
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You said Dad was dead!
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- Adam...
- If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you?
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This one is from two weeks ago!
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"Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear
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"Adam is having a hard time at school."
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- Really?
- It's not what you think.
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You didn't think I'd want to meet him?
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You thought you could keep him to yourself?
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Adam, your dad is alive.
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That's all I can tell you.
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- Are you kidding me?
- I know it's hard,
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but you've got to trust me.
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Trust you! You're a liar!
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You've been lying to me
every day of my whole life!
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Adam, please...
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I thought you were the
one person I could trust,
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but you're just like everybody else.
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Hmm.
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I hate you!
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Adam, no, please...
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Hey, kid. You okay?
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Just trying to get home.
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Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking?
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I'm a little young to be
stranded at the side of the road,
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catching a cold in the pouring rain.
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Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'?
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Uh, Route 89.
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What? Are you kidding?
That's 100 miles from here.
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So can you take me?
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It's getting awfully cold out here.
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I don't know...
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Thanks, I really appreciate it.
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Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you.
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Oh, come on. You'd hate yourself
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if I died of pneumonia
and it was all your fault.
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All right! Close the door.
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Adam? Adam, are you awake?
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Can we talk about this?
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Adam?
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Well, you don't see many
forests like this anymore.
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Huh. You walk two weeks in any
direction, and all you'd see is trees.
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I'm telling you, you wouldn't want
to get turned around out here, kid.
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No, you wouldn't.
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Well, it looks like...
271
00:21:12.403 --> 00:21:14.839
Yes, it's here! This is it!
272
00:21:16.707 --> 00:21:18.774
This is it?
273
00:21:18.776 --> 00:21:21.179
I didn't know people
actually lived out here.
274
00:21:22.446 --> 00:21:25.449
Yep, uh, home sweet home.
275
00:21:27.417 --> 00:21:31.054
Home sweet home? Where's your house?
276
00:21:31.056 --> 00:21:34.457
My House... My house is
over there... Back a ways.
277
00:21:34.459 --> 00:21:35.557
Hmm.
278
00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:37.495
Anyway, thanks. See ya.
279
00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:41.900
Okay. Take care of yourself, kid.
280
00:21:46.738 --> 00:21:48.073
Hello?
281
00:21:49.907 --> 00:21:51.809
Hello?
282
00:22:13.999 --> 00:22:17.402
Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude?
283
00:22:19.503 --> 00:22:21.639
Hey, wait! Come back!
284
00:22:22.874 --> 00:22:24.774
That's not fair!
285
00:22:45.430 --> 00:22:48.567
Walk two weeks in any direction
and all you'll see is trees.
286
00:22:56.807 --> 00:22:58.143
Wow.
287
00:22:59.810 --> 00:23:01.509
Hello?
288
00:23:04.882 --> 00:23:07.085
Whoo!
289
00:23:13.590 --> 00:23:16.394
Hello? Somebody there?
290
00:23:18.896 --> 00:23:21.432
This isn't funny. Who's there?
291
00:23:33.344 --> 00:23:34.446
Whoa.
292
00:23:41.885 --> 00:23:45.086
♪♪ She took my dog, my house
293
00:23:45.088 --> 00:23:47.023
♪♪ My pickup truck
294
00:23:47.025 --> 00:23:50.492
♪♪ But no matter what she say
295
00:23:50.494 --> 00:23:52.594
♪♪ Can't take my
cowboy boots away ♪♪
296
00:23:52.596 --> 00:23:53.764
Whoa!
297
00:23:55.566 --> 00:23:58.236
Holy cow! What in the heck was that?
298
00:24:02.839 --> 00:24:04.940
Huh? Well, I'll be...
299
00:24:06.810 --> 00:24:11.080
No service? Come on, you piece of junk!
300
00:24:11.082 --> 00:24:14.083
Stupid smartphone!
301
00:24:16.586 --> 00:24:19.055
911, what's your emergency?
302
00:24:19.057 --> 00:24:22.224
My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot!
303
00:24:22.226 --> 00:24:24.626
I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam.
304
00:24:24.628 --> 00:24:29.431
Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for
emergencies, not for prank calls.
305
00:24:29.433 --> 00:24:30.769
Hello?
306
00:24:31.335 --> 00:24:32.969
Hello?
307
00:24:32.971 --> 00:24:36.307
Dang blame it, somebody's
got to believe me.
308
00:24:42.146 --> 00:24:44.412
National Enquirer,
how can I help you?
309
00:24:44.414 --> 00:24:46.915
Don't hang up. You gotta believe me.
310
00:24:46.917 --> 00:24:50.318
I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot.
311
00:24:50.320 --> 00:24:52.254
Please hold, and
I'll put you through
312
00:24:52.256 --> 00:24:54.793
to Hairy Monsters,
Swampthings, and UFOs.
313
00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:57.427
Bigfoot?
314
00:24:57.429 --> 00:24:59.428
Yes. Bigfoot.
315
00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:03.165
It's a dead end. We gave up the
search for Bigfoot 10 years ago.
316
00:25:03.167 --> 00:25:06.134
With all due respect, if this
thing is real, we have to have it.
317
00:25:06.136 --> 00:25:08.469
It's the genetic bridge
we've been looking for.
318
00:25:08.471 --> 00:25:14.209
Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a
fortune on another wild goose chase.
319
00:25:14.211 --> 00:25:17.380
Think of the hair growth
potential locked in that DNA.
320
00:25:17.382 --> 00:25:20.516
No more sprays. No more toupees.
321
00:25:20.518 --> 00:25:22.151
Just real hair.
322
00:25:22.153 --> 00:25:25.187
Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist.
323
00:25:25.189 --> 00:25:29.025
What makes you so sure this
isn't just another hoax?
324
00:25:29.027 --> 00:25:30.625
Looking at the kid in this photo,
325
00:25:30.627 --> 00:25:32.496
could there be any other conclusion?
326
00:25:36.468 --> 00:25:38.167
Hmm.
327
00:25:38.169 --> 00:25:40.701
Is that who I think it is?
328
00:25:40.703 --> 00:25:42.371
We think so.
329
00:25:42.373 --> 00:25:45.141
Then I only have one more question...
330
00:25:45.143 --> 00:25:47.913
Who took this photo?
331
00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:52.114
So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot?
332
00:25:52.116 --> 00:25:54.784
- Yes, ma'am.
- And it's going to be in the paper?
333
00:25:54.786 --> 00:25:57.219
- That's what they said.
- Ooh! You going to be famous.
334
00:25:57.221 --> 00:26:00.890
It's so exciting. Nothing
ever happens up here.
335
00:26:00.892 --> 00:26:02.427
This is going to be good for business.
336
00:26:03.728 --> 00:26:06.096
Huh? Oh, what's that?
337
00:26:10.034 --> 00:26:11.400
What did I tell you?
338
00:26:11.402 --> 00:26:12.701
- Teddy!
- What?
339
00:26:12.703 --> 00:26:14.335
Raise the prices!
340
00:26:14.337 --> 00:26:16.604
It happened right here.
341
00:26:16.606 --> 00:26:18.074
Check out them skids.
342
00:26:18.076 --> 00:26:21.376
I hit the brakes so hard,
I almost flipped my rig!
343
00:26:21.378 --> 00:26:22.813
Sir...
344
00:26:23.881 --> 00:26:25.450
We got something.
345
00:26:26.616 --> 00:26:28.683
Mmm.
346
00:26:31.721 --> 00:26:32.790
Hello?
347
00:26:33.625 --> 00:26:35.093
Mrs. Harrison?
348
00:26:43.667 --> 00:26:44.868
Check the house.
349
00:27:06.891 --> 00:27:08.390
I think we got something.
350
00:27:08.392 --> 00:27:10.394
Car's gone. No sign of the mother.
351
00:27:25.276 --> 00:27:27.476
Stay away from me! Help!
352
00:27:31.147 --> 00:27:33.649
Don't come any closer!
353
00:27:33.651 --> 00:27:35.985
What... What are you?
354
00:27:35.987 --> 00:27:37.452
Well, I'm, uh...
355
00:27:37.454 --> 00:27:39.086
I'm not sure how to break this to you...
356
00:27:39.088 --> 00:27:41.489
But I'm your dad.
357
00:27:41.491 --> 00:27:44.093
Dad? No, you're not!
358
00:27:44.095 --> 00:27:46.996
Where is he? What did you
do with him? Did you eat him?
359
00:27:46.998 --> 00:27:50.266
No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad.
360
00:27:50.268 --> 00:27:54.335
Stop saying that! And back off!
361
00:27:54.337 --> 00:27:57.739
Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death.
362
00:27:57.741 --> 00:27:59.610
Calm down, you have nothing to fear.
363
00:28:00.577 --> 00:28:02.010
Where did you get these?
364
00:28:02.012 --> 00:28:03.345
Your mother sent them to me.
365
00:28:03.347 --> 00:28:05.015
I hate this picture.
366
00:28:06.984 --> 00:28:08.584
- That's you?
- Yep.
367
00:28:08.586 --> 00:28:10.920
It's you, me, and your mom.
368
00:28:10.922 --> 00:28:13.521
You were six months old.
369
00:28:13.523 --> 00:28:14.823
Oh, man...
370
00:28:14.825 --> 00:28:16.692
My dad is Bigfoot?
371
00:28:16.694 --> 00:28:19.961
- Yep.
- Could my life get any worse?
372
00:28:19.963 --> 00:28:23.466
"Hey, Adam, your dad's famous,
but not like a rock star,
373
00:28:23.468 --> 00:28:27.068
"more like a hideous beast
that hides in the forest."
374
00:28:27.070 --> 00:28:29.037
Hideous? That's a bit strong.
375
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:31.474
Are you kidding? You're a monster.
376
00:28:31.476 --> 00:28:32.807
I can see why you ran away.
377
00:28:32.809 --> 00:28:36.077
Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot.
378
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:38.547
I left because I was being hunted.
379
00:28:38.549 --> 00:28:40.382
- Hunted?
- You see,
380
00:28:40.384 --> 00:28:44.420
a pharmaceutical company wanted
to turn me into a lab rat.
381
00:28:44.422 --> 00:28:47.390
I left to protect you and your mother.
382
00:28:47.392 --> 00:28:50.292
We didn't tell you for your own safety.
383
00:28:50.294 --> 00:28:51.763
What do you mean, a lab rat?
384
00:28:53.029 --> 00:28:54.997
Does your mom know you're out here?
385
00:28:54.999 --> 00:28:56.865
Yeah. She gave me the address.
386
00:28:56.867 --> 00:28:58.566
She told me to come out here...
387
00:28:58.568 --> 00:29:00.068
Alone.
388
00:29:00.070 --> 00:29:01.970
Adam, you're lying to me.
389
00:29:01.972 --> 00:29:04.338
You and mom have been
lying to me my entire life.
390
00:29:04.340 --> 00:29:06.040
We had no choice.
391
00:29:06.042 --> 00:29:08.544
You have no idea how
hard it was on both of us.
392
00:29:08.546 --> 00:29:10.179
What about me?
393
00:29:10.181 --> 00:29:13.649
It broke my heart that I couldn't
be there when you needed me.
394
00:29:13.651 --> 00:29:16.184
Adam, this is serious.
395
00:29:16.186 --> 00:29:17.518
Tell me how you found me.
396
00:29:17.520 --> 00:29:19.287
I found your letters.
397
00:29:19.289 --> 00:29:21.225
You took a big risk coming here.
398
00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:23.894
Your mom must be worried sick.
399
00:29:25.730 --> 00:29:27.296
Hmm?
400
00:29:36.807 --> 00:29:38.806
- What's going on?
- Just a routine check.
401
00:29:38.808 --> 00:29:41.178
Routine? It doesn't look that way to me.
402
00:29:41.945 --> 00:29:43.245
Are you Shelly Harrison?
403
00:29:43.247 --> 00:29:46.414
What? Are you a police officer?
404
00:29:46.416 --> 00:29:48.883
I'm going to have to ask you to turn off
your engine and step out of the vehicle.
405
00:29:48.885 --> 00:29:50.454
Hmm. Okay.
406
00:29:54.090 --> 00:29:55.958
Ma'am, it's futile.
407
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.961
I suggest you get out of the car.
408
00:29:59.630 --> 00:30:01.796
She sent me everything.
409
00:30:01.798 --> 00:30:04.600
I couldn't get enough of
it. She's so proud of you.
410
00:30:04.602 --> 00:30:06.567
I always thought Mom threw these out.
411
00:30:06.569 --> 00:30:08.103
Not a single one of them.
412
00:30:08.105 --> 00:30:09.638
So what about me?
413
00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:12.540
Am I gonna be... Like you?
414
00:30:12.542 --> 00:30:15.143
No. You've got nothing to worry about.
415
00:30:15.145 --> 00:30:16.644
You're already 13...
416
00:30:16.646 --> 00:30:18.546
- So what?
- Well...
417
00:30:18.548 --> 00:30:20.181
You'd have symptoms by now.
418
00:30:20.183 --> 00:30:22.617
Oh, you mean like hair
that grows a foot overnight?
419
00:30:22.619 --> 00:30:24.686
Feet that blow through
the ends of my shoes?
420
00:30:24.688 --> 00:30:25.990
That kind of thing?
421
00:30:26.958 --> 00:30:29.091
I'm going to be a monster?
422
00:30:29.093 --> 00:30:31.093
It's not so bad.
423
00:30:31.095 --> 00:30:32.928
How is it not so bad?
424
00:30:32.930 --> 00:30:35.965
Spending the rest of my life
hiding in the forest like an animal?
425
00:30:35.967 --> 00:30:38.934
Slow down. What else do you have?
426
00:30:38.936 --> 00:30:42.871
The hair thing, the feet.
What about your ears?
427
00:30:42.873 --> 00:30:46.642
When your adrenaline's up,
does your hearing change?
428
00:30:46.644 --> 00:30:48.643
Sometimes it gets super loud.
429
00:30:48.645 --> 00:30:50.379
Like a migraine or something.
430
00:30:50.381 --> 00:30:52.314
When's the last time you shaved your hands?
431
00:30:52.316 --> 00:30:53.649
What? Ew! Never!
432
00:30:53.651 --> 00:30:54.815
But you shave your back?
433
00:30:54.817 --> 00:30:56.651
No. I don't shave anything.
434
00:30:56.653 --> 00:31:00.456
This is amazing. My hands
and back are where it started.
435
00:31:00.458 --> 00:31:04.860
By the time I was 12, I was waxing
my back every weekend with duct tape.
436
00:31:04.862 --> 00:31:06.661
But you're different.
437
00:31:06.663 --> 00:31:08.764
It's like you've got all the
good stuff, but none of the fur.
438
00:31:08.766 --> 00:31:11.100
How is any of this "good stuff"?
439
00:31:11.102 --> 00:31:14.370
There's a lot of good
things about being a bigfoot.
440
00:31:14.372 --> 00:31:16.975
You're standing on that leg, aren't you?
441
00:31:37.894 --> 00:31:40.362
You... You fixed my leg.
442
00:31:40.364 --> 00:31:41.930
How is that possible?
443
00:31:41.932 --> 00:31:45.334
The healing touch, fast
growing hair, big feet...
444
00:31:45.336 --> 00:31:47.201
It all goes with the territory.
445
00:31:47.203 --> 00:31:49.337
Holy moly. What are you?
446
00:31:49.339 --> 00:31:51.172
Some kind of hairy wizard?
447
00:31:51.174 --> 00:31:54.008
Ha. Nothing that exciting.
448
00:31:54.010 --> 00:31:56.513
We've got to find out what else you can do.
449
00:31:57.314 --> 00:31:58.615
Hang on to this.
450
00:31:59.884 --> 00:32:01.051
What's it do?
451
00:32:10.727 --> 00:32:12.130
Whoo-hoo!
452
00:32:16.500 --> 00:32:17.766
Whoo-hoo!
453
00:32:26.943 --> 00:32:28.011
Whoa!
454
00:32:37.288 --> 00:32:40.825
Whoa!
455
00:32:47.330 --> 00:32:48.765
What's going on? It hurts!
456
00:32:55.605 --> 00:32:57.472
Just relax...
457
00:32:57.474 --> 00:33:00.275
That was so irresponsible!
You could've killed me!
458
00:33:00.277 --> 00:33:02.276
It's the adrenaline.
459
00:33:02.278 --> 00:33:04.313
Calm down.
460
00:33:04.315 --> 00:33:06.780
Take a deep breath.
461
00:33:06.782 --> 00:33:09.486
That's it. And listen.
462
00:33:15.893 --> 00:33:18.293
Whoa. It's a woodpecker.
463
00:33:18.295 --> 00:33:19.663
Focus over there.
464
00:33:29.207 --> 00:33:31.273
That's a... What do you call it?
465
00:33:31.275 --> 00:33:33.776
- A geyser.
- It's like I can see it.
466
00:33:33.778 --> 00:33:35.777
The sound makes a picture in your head.
467
00:33:35.779 --> 00:33:39.549
Dolphins and bats have something
similar called echolocation.
468
00:33:40.250 --> 00:33:41.816
Pretty cool, Huh?
469
00:33:41.818 --> 00:33:45.019
I guess. Well, Batman's cool...
470
00:33:45.021 --> 00:33:46.453
Dolphinman, not so much.
471
00:33:46.455 --> 00:33:48.556
And your feet... Tell me you've tried them?
472
00:33:48.558 --> 00:33:49.826
Ditch the shoes, buddy.
473
00:33:53.363 --> 00:33:54.863
- Ah!
- What?
474
00:33:54.865 --> 00:33:56.030
It's cold.
475
00:33:56.032 --> 00:33:59.000
- Try to keep up.
- Huh?
476
00:33:59.002 --> 00:34:00.969
- Whoo-hoo!
- Wait!
477
00:34:17.019 --> 00:34:18.286
Whoo-hoo!
478
00:34:18.288 --> 00:34:20.289
This is amazing!
479
00:34:20.291 --> 00:34:21.856
Feels good, doesn't it?
480
00:34:21.858 --> 00:34:24.228
Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the...
481
00:34:28.364 --> 00:34:29.933
Whoo-hoo!
482
00:34:36.572 --> 00:34:38.072
Whoo!
483
00:34:41.711 --> 00:34:42.880
Whoo!
484
00:34:48.018 --> 00:34:49.720
Whoo-hoo! Oh!
485
00:34:50.253 --> 00:34:51.920
Whoo...
486
00:34:51.922 --> 00:34:53.456
Ouch, buddy. Oh.
487
00:34:53.458 --> 00:34:55.925
I'm so sorry. I should've warned you.
488
00:34:55.927 --> 00:34:59.528
You've gotta avoid smashing
head first into the trees.
489
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:04.099
I think I'm done with
bigfoot lessons for the day.
490
00:35:04.101 --> 00:35:05.566
There's one more thing.
491
00:35:05.568 --> 00:35:07.570
Does it involve smashing
head first into anything?
492
00:35:07.572 --> 00:35:10.271
Nope. I can talk to animals.
493
00:35:10.273 --> 00:35:11.438
Are you kidding?
494
00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:12.874
Just watch.
495
00:35:12.876 --> 00:35:14.575
Hey, Steve, come over here.
496
00:35:25.755 --> 00:35:27.889
So what did you say to her?
497
00:35:27.891 --> 00:35:30.726
I love it.
498
00:35:30.728 --> 00:35:33.394
I just hear chirps. I
guess I don't have that one.
499
00:35:33.396 --> 00:35:37.869
Give it a shot. The secret
here is to slow things down.
500
00:35:45.608 --> 00:35:47.075
Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
501
00:35:47.077 --> 00:35:49.177
You look better in real
life than in your photo.
502
00:35:49.179 --> 00:35:50.979
- No way.
- Yes way.
503
00:35:50.981 --> 00:35:52.280
It works!
504
00:35:52.282 --> 00:35:55.184
It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You!
505
00:35:55.186 --> 00:35:57.284
You don't need to talk like that.
506
00:35:57.286 --> 00:35:58.753
They understand you just fine.
507
00:35:58.755 --> 00:36:01.155
What am I? Chopped liver?
508
00:36:01.157 --> 00:36:04.425
Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me!
509
00:36:04.427 --> 00:36:06.260
The trees talk too?
510
00:36:06.262 --> 00:36:07.664
This place is like a Disney movie!
511
00:36:08.766 --> 00:36:11.266
Hello... Oh!
512
00:36:11.268 --> 00:36:14.336
Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot.
513
00:36:14.338 --> 00:36:15.936
That's just Trapper.
514
00:36:17.673 --> 00:36:19.773
Enchante. Ow!
515
00:36:19.775 --> 00:36:22.577
Oh, yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha.
516
00:36:22.579 --> 00:36:24.179
She's also enchanted.
517
00:36:24.181 --> 00:36:25.780
Oh. Hello.
518
00:36:25.782 --> 00:36:27.416
Nice to finally meet you, Adam.
519
00:36:27.418 --> 00:36:29.851
Your dad talks about you all the time.
520
00:36:29.853 --> 00:36:31.452
Every real man has a son.
521
00:36:31.454 --> 00:36:33.354
I got kids on the way myself.
522
00:36:33.356 --> 00:36:34.789
All boys.
523
00:36:34.791 --> 00:36:36.490
We don't know that.
524
00:36:36.492 --> 00:36:38.325
I can tell.
525
00:36:38.327 --> 00:36:41.398
How you doin', fellas? Gettin'
big and strong in there? Good.
526
00:36:42.733 --> 00:36:44.164
I have to say...
527
00:36:44.166 --> 00:36:46.668
- The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot.
- Trapper!
528
00:36:46.670 --> 00:36:48.704
What? I'm just calling it like it is.
529
00:36:48.706 --> 00:36:51.907
You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot.
530
00:36:51.909 --> 00:36:54.742
This is a boy. It's Humans 101.
531
00:36:54.744 --> 00:36:58.012
Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does.
532
00:36:58.014 --> 00:37:01.182
Are you kidding? I'm
like the boss around here!
533
00:37:01.184 --> 00:37:04.485
Everybody in this forest
hangs off my every word.
534
00:37:04.487 --> 00:37:07.289
Is he always like that?
535
00:37:07.291 --> 00:37:08.726
What a place.
536
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:11.762
I'm starting to like it here.
537
00:37:16.900 --> 00:37:18.869
Don't run and don't turn your back to him.
538
00:37:20.570 --> 00:37:22.707
Oh, no. He's a big one!
539
00:37:25.909 --> 00:37:27.545
Careful, Dad! Don't...
540
00:37:35.052 --> 00:37:38.753
Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10!
541
00:37:38.755 --> 00:37:42.224
Well, thanks. I've been practicing.
542
00:37:42.226 --> 00:37:44.860
You jerk! I almost had a heart attack.
543
00:37:44.862 --> 00:37:46.360
Nothing to be afraid of.
544
00:37:46.362 --> 00:37:48.063
This is just Wilbur.
545
00:37:48.065 --> 00:37:51.298
He's a big teddy bear,
sweeter than a pot of honey.
546
00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:52.969
I am not!
547
00:37:53.802 --> 00:37:56.438
Okay, maybe I am.
548
00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:57.972
This is my son, Adam.
549
00:37:57.974 --> 00:38:00.307
Pleased to meet you, kid.
550
00:38:00.309 --> 00:38:02.411
Over the hill...
551
00:38:02.413 --> 00:38:04.880
Oh, hello.
552
00:38:04.882 --> 00:38:07.215
- Two of 'em...
- Wow, slow down, Tina.
553
00:38:07.217 --> 00:38:09.083
Breathe through your nose.
554
00:38:09.085 --> 00:38:11.387
I ain't got time to
breathe through my nose!
555
00:38:11.389 --> 00:38:13.921
I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns!
556
00:38:13.923 --> 00:38:16.791
Hoo-hoo, hunters!
557
00:38:16.793 --> 00:38:18.559
Hunters? Should we hide?
558
00:38:18.561 --> 00:38:21.298
That won't be necessary.
559
00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:25.867
I, my friend, am a connoisseur
560
00:38:25.869 --> 00:38:27.769
and when it comes to hamburgers,
561
00:38:27.771 --> 00:38:31.539
this is a tasty piece of beef.
562
00:38:31.541 --> 00:38:33.874
I thought you got the fried chicken.
563
00:38:33.876 --> 00:38:38.313
My point is, whatever
it is, it's delicious.
564
00:38:40.083 --> 00:38:42.786
We haven't had hunters in three seasons!
565
00:38:44.621 --> 00:38:47.521
Blue 32. Green 180. Hut!
566
00:38:48.958 --> 00:38:50.758
Yee-haw!
567
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:53.961
You think that'd be cruelty
to animals, but she loves it.
568
00:38:57.701 --> 00:38:59.534
My point is,
569
00:38:59.536 --> 00:39:01.503
we're smarter than them animals,
570
00:39:01.505 --> 00:39:04.508
so they deserve to die.
571
00:39:20.590 --> 00:39:22.657
That's the sign.
572
00:39:31.135 --> 00:39:34.202
It's a dog-eat-dog
world, my friend,
573
00:39:34.204 --> 00:39:35.936
but I ain't eatin' no dog.
574
00:39:35.938 --> 00:39:38.106
Which brings me back to my hamburger.
575
00:39:38.108 --> 00:39:39.974
That would be a chicken burger.
576
00:39:39.976 --> 00:39:41.345
Whatever burger.
577
00:39:58.561 --> 00:39:59.563
Oh!
578
00:40:00.230 --> 00:40:01.599
I got it!
579
00:40:02.331 --> 00:40:03.600
I saw it first!
580
00:40:09.940 --> 00:40:12.541
We got him, my friend!
581
00:40:12.543 --> 00:40:16.411
I told you dousing
ourselves in that bear urine
582
00:40:16.413 --> 00:40:18.079
would make us in-detectable.
583
00:40:18.081 --> 00:40:19.514
Like the Invisible Man.
584
00:40:19.516 --> 00:40:22.184
Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy.
585
00:40:22.186 --> 00:40:25.586
All we gotta do before we mount it
on the wall is make sure it's dead.
586
00:40:25.588 --> 00:40:26.957
Let's take a look.
587
00:40:29.192 --> 00:40:31.159
Yup. He's a goner.
588
00:40:31.161 --> 00:40:36.097
I love destroying nature's
most majestic creatures!
589
00:40:36.099 --> 00:40:39.367
Come on, get your butt
in here. Selfie time!
590
00:40:44.407 --> 00:40:47.108
I'm gonna post that up on Facebook,
591
00:40:47.110 --> 00:40:48.876
and watch the likes come rollin' in.
592
00:40:48.878 --> 00:40:50.912
Oh, don't you be tagging me!
593
00:40:50.914 --> 00:40:53.615
My wife thinks I'm down at the
community college studyin' to be an...
594
00:40:57.621 --> 00:41:00.423
Zombie bear!
595
00:41:01.291 --> 00:41:02.927
He's undead!
596
00:41:04.827 --> 00:41:06.362
I did poke it!
597
00:41:13.670 --> 00:41:16.204
And stay out!
598
00:41:16.206 --> 00:41:18.539
Nice shot, honey.
599
00:41:18.541 --> 00:41:22.443
They won't be coming back for a while.
600
00:41:22.445 --> 00:41:25.648
That was the best thing I've ever seen!
601
00:41:28.952 --> 00:41:30.818
At least you guys know
how to have a good time.
602
00:41:30.820 --> 00:41:33.554
We make the most of it.
603
00:41:33.556 --> 00:41:35.557
It's nice to finally have a dad.
604
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.492
Well, then, son, we've got
to make up for lost time.
605
00:41:38.494 --> 00:41:40.494
All right. Where do we start?
606
00:41:40.496 --> 00:41:42.264
I don't know.
607
00:41:42.266 --> 00:41:47.836
Okay, so what's the best
father-son thing you can think of?
608
00:41:47.838 --> 00:41:50.804
Hmm... Uh... Want to play baseball?
609
00:41:50.806 --> 00:41:53.510
- Sure, why not? You got a ball?
- Hmm.
610
00:41:56.380 --> 00:41:58.646
Whoa, I would have picked
a different activity
611
00:41:58.648 --> 00:42:01.115
if I'd known you had to
whittle a ball from scratch.
612
00:42:01.117 --> 00:42:02.684
That's how things work around here.
613
00:42:02.686 --> 00:42:04.385
You have to rely on yourself.
614
00:42:04.387 --> 00:42:06.820
Yeah. I guess you can't just
order it off the Internet.
615
00:42:06.822 --> 00:42:09.057
What's the Internet?
616
00:42:09.059 --> 00:42:11.726
You've never heard of the
Internet? Are you kidding me?
617
00:42:11.728 --> 00:42:13.327
Adam, I'm joking.
618
00:42:13.329 --> 00:42:15.963
I know what the Internet is. Come on!
619
00:42:15.965 --> 00:42:18.701
I have tons of friends on MySpace.
620
00:42:19.936 --> 00:42:22.769
Things have changed a little bit.
621
00:42:22.771 --> 00:42:24.137
You'll see when you come back.
622
00:42:24.139 --> 00:42:26.509
Oh, Adam, I told you. I can't.
623
00:42:27.844 --> 00:42:30.878
I'm sorry, I know how you feel.
624
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.516
Come on, son, show me what you got.
625
00:42:33.449 --> 00:42:34.849
Okay, Pops.
626
00:42:36.786 --> 00:42:37.987
Huh?
627
00:42:44.626 --> 00:42:47.561
Whoa, maybe we should try something else.
628
00:42:47.563 --> 00:42:48.729
Hmm.
629
00:42:48.731 --> 00:42:50.467
Whoo-hoo!
630
00:42:51.168 --> 00:42:52.469
Whoo!
631
00:43:05.447 --> 00:43:07.250
Whoa, that felt great.
632
00:43:13.422 --> 00:43:15.691
Ah, come on out, I'll race you back.
633
00:43:15.693 --> 00:43:18.626
All right, old man, bring it on.
634
00:43:27.237 --> 00:43:29.170
Give me a second.
635
00:43:29.172 --> 00:43:31.505
What's wrong, gettin' tired?
636
00:43:31.507 --> 00:43:33.074
You wish.
637
00:43:33.076 --> 00:43:34.742
Whoo-hoo!
638
00:43:34.744 --> 00:43:36.614
Hey, no fair!
639
00:43:49.893 --> 00:43:52.260
You totally cheated!
640
00:43:52.262 --> 00:43:54.431
We'll call it a tie.
641
00:43:55.264 --> 00:43:57.632
Whoa! Did you make this?
642
00:43:57.634 --> 00:44:00.101
Sure did. So do you play?
643
00:44:00.103 --> 00:44:01.838
Oh, yeah. I love guitar!
644
00:44:07.911 --> 00:44:09.510
Yeah, uh,
645
00:44:09.512 --> 00:44:11.646
try not squeezing so tight.
646
00:44:11.648 --> 00:44:15.452
Yeah, leave a little
space... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Okay.
647
00:44:18.155 --> 00:44:20.287
I think it's out of tune or something.
648
00:44:20.289 --> 00:44:23.124
Do you play or is it just to look cool?
649
00:44:23.126 --> 00:44:25.362
Well, you'll be the judge.
650
00:44:48.150 --> 00:44:49.684
Holy crap!
651
00:44:49.686 --> 00:44:52.019
Well, I've had lots of time to practice.
652
00:44:52.021 --> 00:44:54.021
Can you teach me how to do that?
653
00:44:54.023 --> 00:44:56.990
Well, maybe a little
bit more rock and roll.
654
00:44:56.992 --> 00:44:58.895
Of course, I'd be happy to.
655
00:45:04.534 --> 00:45:06.066
You have to come home with me.
656
00:45:06.068 --> 00:45:10.037
Oh, Adam, I wish I
could, but it's not safe.
657
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:13.507
We can keep you a secret.
No one will ever know.
658
00:45:13.509 --> 00:45:15.342
They don't even know you're alive!
659
00:45:15.344 --> 00:45:17.043
HairCo will find out.
660
00:45:17.045 --> 00:45:19.646
I'm sure they've been
monitoring you and your mom.
661
00:45:19.648 --> 00:45:23.584
They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand.
662
00:45:23.586 --> 00:45:25.485
When I was in medical school,
663
00:45:25.487 --> 00:45:27.454
I started studying my hair growth,
664
00:45:27.456 --> 00:45:31.325
desperately trying to make sense
of what was happening to me.
665
00:45:31.327 --> 00:45:34.628
I discovered a rare DNA
mutation in my blood
666
00:45:34.630 --> 00:45:38.066
was triggering a resurgence
of Neanderthal features.
667
00:45:38.068 --> 00:45:40.504
Every day I was becoming
more of a bigfoot.
668
00:45:41.737 --> 00:45:44.472
HairCo found out
about my experiments.
669
00:45:44.474 --> 00:45:47.474
At first they tried to hire me
670
00:45:47.476 --> 00:45:50.545
but when I declined,
my lab was ransacked,
671
00:45:50.547 --> 00:45:53.414
and all my research stolen.
672
00:45:53.416 --> 00:45:55.749
That's when things got
really out of control.
673
00:45:55.751 --> 00:45:57.584
They threatened your mother.
674
00:45:57.586 --> 00:46:00.454
We couldn't go anywhere
without being followed.
675
00:46:00.456 --> 00:46:04.592
I knew the only way to keep
you safe was to disappear.
676
00:46:04.594 --> 00:46:08.128
Why didn't they come after me?
Don't we have the same, uh...
677
00:46:08.130 --> 00:46:11.398
DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger,
678
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:14.300
the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet.
679
00:46:14.302 --> 00:46:18.606
I'm sure they found some of your genetic
material when they ransacked the house.
680
00:46:18.608 --> 00:46:21.474
But back then, you'd have
seemed totally normal.
681
00:46:21.476 --> 00:46:23.077
That must be why they left us alone.
682
00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:25.746
And it's the reason I can't come back.
683
00:46:25.748 --> 00:46:28.583
It's too dangerous. If
they even suspect I'm alive,
684
00:46:28.585 --> 00:46:30.753
they'll stop at nothing
to get what they want.
685
00:46:35.224 --> 00:46:36.391
You.
686
00:46:36.393 --> 00:46:37.691
What are you doing here?
687
00:46:37.693 --> 00:46:39.927
All day breakfast, of course.
688
00:46:39.929 --> 00:46:43.697
I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison,
689
00:46:43.699 --> 00:46:47.469
so that we might solve the
problem of your missing boy.
690
00:46:47.471 --> 00:46:49.771
He hates that photo.
691
00:46:49.773 --> 00:46:52.106
You expect me to believe
you're here because of my son?
692
00:46:52.108 --> 00:46:53.575
Oh, you got me.
693
00:46:53.577 --> 00:46:55.543
I don't care about your son,
694
00:46:55.545 --> 00:46:58.849
but if we find him, we find your husband.
695
00:46:59.614 --> 00:47:01.282
My husband?
696
00:47:01.284 --> 00:47:03.351
He died a long time ago. You know that.
697
00:47:03.353 --> 00:47:05.253
Yes, well... No.
698
00:47:05.255 --> 00:47:08.992
Some new evidence has come to my
attention. Please read the headline.
699
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:11.961
"Baby born in a pumpkin."
700
00:47:13.262 --> 00:47:15.364
The other headline.
701
00:47:17.300 --> 00:47:19.700
Bigfoot? Really?
702
00:47:19.702 --> 00:47:24.771
Before he disappeared, your husband
was working on strange experiments.
703
00:47:24.773 --> 00:47:29.144
Studying hair growth.
Hair like we've never seen.
704
00:47:29.146 --> 00:47:32.015
Hair like that of say, a bigfoot.
705
00:47:33.617 --> 00:47:36.517
Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say?
706
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:42.289
Your son happens to show up at the
first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years?
707
00:47:42.291 --> 00:47:45.293
I don't think your husband
was studying Bigfoot.
708
00:47:45.295 --> 00:47:47.764
I think he is Bigfoot.
709
00:47:50.367 --> 00:47:53.800
Ta-da! And you said I don't
wine and dine you anymore.
710
00:47:53.802 --> 00:47:55.769
Something isn't right.
711
00:47:55.771 --> 00:47:57.673
I thought you might say that.
712
00:47:58.474 --> 00:48:00.342
Perfect-issimo.
713
00:48:00.344 --> 00:48:03.744
A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife,
714
00:48:03.746 --> 00:48:06.079
and my
soon-to-be-born sons.
715
00:48:06.081 --> 00:48:09.217
Eat up boys, no runts in this litter!
716
00:48:09.219 --> 00:48:14.458
Shh, I'm serious. What are all
these black cars doing here?
717
00:48:16.659 --> 00:48:17.960
Oh, no.
718
00:48:19.161 --> 00:48:21.729
I know. He hates that photo.
719
00:48:26.670 --> 00:48:29.737
That's Bigfoot's wife.
720
00:48:29.739 --> 00:48:31.871
We're not leaving until we find him.
721
00:48:31.873 --> 00:48:35.011
Tear the forest down if you have to.
722
00:48:37.146 --> 00:48:39.648
Yuck. Looks way too healthy.
723
00:48:39.650 --> 00:48:41.883
Well, it is. And tastes good too.
724
00:48:41.885 --> 00:48:43.650
Ooh, don't you have any meat?
725
00:48:43.652 --> 00:48:45.253
I'm afraid not.
726
00:48:45.255 --> 00:48:47.889
You kind of have to be
a vegetarian out here.
727
00:48:47.891 --> 00:48:51.258
You eat one of those guys and
everyone starts asking questions.
728
00:48:51.260 --> 00:48:53.161
Oh, no, who ate Trapper?
729
00:48:53.163 --> 00:48:56.597
Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper?
730
00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:58.398
You can try to reason with them,
731
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:00.900
but nobody cares that he's delicious.
732
00:49:00.902 --> 00:49:02.135
I am trying to tell them, you know,
733
00:49:02.137 --> 00:49:04.572
a little salt and pepper
on the old Trapper,
734
00:49:04.574 --> 00:49:07.208
it's so good. They don't want to hear it.
735
00:49:07.210 --> 00:49:09.646
Oh, I see how that could be awkward.
736
00:49:10.213 --> 00:49:11.612
Whoa, hot.
737
00:49:11.614 --> 00:49:13.481
Hot but good, right?
738
00:49:13.483 --> 00:49:15.215
No... Just hot.
739
00:49:15.217 --> 00:49:16.617
You have to admit,
740
00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:18.086
it's better than Mom's meatloaf.
741
00:49:18.088 --> 00:49:21.155
I'll give you that. What
is in that stuff anyway?
742
00:49:21.157 --> 00:49:24.925
Car tires, wet cardboard
boxes and lots of ketchup.
743
00:49:29.398 --> 00:49:31.231
We got a big problem.
744
00:49:31.233 --> 00:49:32.867
What's this?
745
00:49:32.869 --> 00:49:34.434
We saw Adam's mom. They
got her locked in a trailer.
746
00:49:34.436 --> 00:49:35.637
- Shelly?
- Mom?
747
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:37.438
Hold on, it gets worse.
748
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:40.009
There are a bazillion dudes
in suits heading this way.
749
00:49:51.721 --> 00:49:53.420
I'm sorry... I...
750
00:49:53.422 --> 00:49:55.255
You led them right to us.
751
00:49:55.257 --> 00:49:58.958
And what's worse, you
put your mother in danger!
752
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:00.929
- I...
- Adam, what have you done?
753
00:50:00.931 --> 00:50:02.229
I didn't mean to.
754
00:50:02.231 --> 00:50:05.099
Actions have consequences.
755
00:50:05.101 --> 00:50:08.001
You should never have come here.
756
00:50:08.003 --> 00:50:10.271
Well, you better do something.
757
00:50:10.273 --> 00:50:13.606
If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up!
758
00:50:13.608 --> 00:50:14.708
I can fix this!
759
00:50:14.710 --> 00:50:15.976
What are you doing?
760
00:50:15.978 --> 00:50:17.612
I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine.
761
00:50:17.614 --> 00:50:19.780
No, Adam, you don't know
who you're dealing with...
762
00:50:27.722 --> 00:50:28.858
Please be safe.
763
00:50:30.693 --> 00:50:32.492
Over here, you found me!
764
00:50:32.494 --> 00:50:35.028
Adam Harrison, the missing boy.
765
00:50:35.030 --> 00:50:37.634
Everything's fine. We can all go home. Oh!
766
00:50:47.777 --> 00:50:49.476
Mom!
767
00:50:49.478 --> 00:50:51.278
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
768
00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:53.981
I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away.
769
00:50:53.983 --> 00:50:55.516
And I should've told you the truth.
770
00:50:55.518 --> 00:50:58.385
There's a hundred agents in
the forest looking for Dad.
771
00:50:58.387 --> 00:51:00.688
Adam, shh, watch what you say.
772
00:51:00.690 --> 00:51:02.389
Don't worry, they'll never find him.
773
00:51:02.391 --> 00:51:05.492
He's hiding in the tunnels
near the base of the waterfall.
774
00:51:05.494 --> 00:51:07.695
Hmm.
775
00:51:07.697 --> 00:51:09.930
This is an all-call.
776
00:51:09.932 --> 00:51:14.168
All agents re-route to sector G16.
777
00:51:14.170 --> 00:51:19.840
I repeat, the prize is
in G16. I'm on my way.
778
00:51:19.842 --> 00:51:24.577
You heard the man, turn
it around. Double time.
779
00:51:24.579 --> 00:51:27.983
The bigfoot is hiding down there.
780
00:51:31.588 --> 00:51:34.088
What are you waiting for? Get down there!
781
00:51:34.090 --> 00:51:35.688
I hear something.
782
00:51:35.690 --> 00:51:38.025
What is it?
783
00:51:48.070 --> 00:51:50.604
Someone push you in the pool?
784
00:51:50.606 --> 00:51:53.240
Adam! Don't hurt him! Please!
785
00:51:53.242 --> 00:51:55.709
Take her home. The boy rides with me.
786
00:51:55.711 --> 00:51:57.278
Where are you taking him?
787
00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:00.447
Don't worry, we'll be right behind you.
788
00:52:00.449 --> 00:52:03.286
We're going to have a little chat.
789
00:52:23.306 --> 00:52:26.407
One last chance. Where is your father?
790
00:52:26.409 --> 00:52:28.441
So you can lock him in a cage?
791
00:52:28.443 --> 00:52:31.679
Your father's DNA can
help millions of people.
792
00:52:31.681 --> 00:52:35.816
People who just want a
full head of healthy hair.
793
00:52:35.818 --> 00:52:38.586
So you just take some DNA and let him go?
794
00:52:38.588 --> 00:52:41.655
Not exactly. We'll be partners.
795
00:52:41.657 --> 00:52:44.925
Your dad will work exclusively for us.
796
00:52:44.927 --> 00:52:46.392
Give me a break.
797
00:52:46.394 --> 00:52:47.829
Adam, listen to me...
798
00:52:47.831 --> 00:52:49.998
He's not a lab rat. He's my dad!
799
00:52:53.436 --> 00:52:58.175
It's becoming clear to me that you
have no interest in negotiating.
800
00:52:58.974 --> 00:53:00.809
Light it up, boys.
801
00:53:05.514 --> 00:53:07.280
Are you crazy?
802
00:53:07.282 --> 00:53:12.086
Crazy is such an ugly
word. I prefer "motivated."
803
00:53:12.088 --> 00:53:14.387
You'll never catch him. There's
too much forest out there.
804
00:53:14.389 --> 00:53:18.761
Oh, my boy, the fire's
not for him. It's for you.
805
00:53:26.001 --> 00:53:27.901
Nice doing business with you.
806
00:53:27.903 --> 00:53:29.135
No!
807
00:53:30.672 --> 00:53:32.575
Oh.
808
00:53:53.496 --> 00:53:55.264
Help! Help me!
809
00:54:14.483 --> 00:54:15.452
Dad!
810
00:54:15.952 --> 00:54:17.254
Hang on!
811
00:54:24.793 --> 00:54:25.828
No!
812
00:54:27.630 --> 00:54:30.130
So predictable.
813
00:54:30.132 --> 00:54:32.802
Dad. Come on. Please.
814
00:54:49.952 --> 00:54:50.954
Dad!
815
00:55:02.731 --> 00:55:05.601
Mission accomplished. So long!
816
00:55:16.411 --> 00:55:17.846
Wake up, Adam.
817
00:55:21.617 --> 00:55:22.819
Wake up.
818
00:55:23.286 --> 00:55:24.684
Dad?
819
00:55:24.686 --> 00:55:27.354
He's awake. Are you okay?
820
00:55:27.356 --> 00:55:29.757
I... I think so.
821
00:55:29.759 --> 00:55:32.927
All right, then. Take
care of yourself, kid.
822
00:55:32.929 --> 00:55:34.929
Wait, where are you going?
823
00:55:34.931 --> 00:55:37.331
To find a new place to start over.
824
00:55:37.333 --> 00:55:38.532
You're just going to leave?
825
00:55:38.534 --> 00:55:40.467
Well, not much left here for us, is there?
826
00:55:40.469 --> 00:55:41.471
Way to go, man.
827
00:55:47.443 --> 00:55:49.179
Hey! Wait.
828
00:55:50.346 --> 00:55:51.778
Stop.
829
00:55:53.849 --> 00:55:55.749
Hey, I said stop!
830
00:55:59.856 --> 00:56:01.255
Huh?
831
00:56:01.257 --> 00:56:03.190
If you're going to bite my head off, do it.
832
00:56:03.192 --> 00:56:04.960
Otherwise, I've got something to say.
833
00:56:07.429 --> 00:56:10.164
I've got a plan but I need your help.
834
00:56:10.166 --> 00:56:12.501
It's your problem, not ours.
835
00:56:14.137 --> 00:56:16.970
This isn't about me, it's about my dad.
836
00:56:16.972 --> 00:56:19.874
I made the mistake, he
shouldn't have to pay for it.
837
00:56:19.876 --> 00:56:23.311
So you want us to bail you out now? Nice.
838
00:56:23.313 --> 00:56:25.179
I didn't mean for this to happen.
839
00:56:25.181 --> 00:56:28.481
I just came out here to
find my family. I'm sorry.
840
00:56:28.483 --> 00:56:31.318
Sorry isn't going to
unburn down our forest!
841
00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:35.322
If I could take it back,
I would. But I can't.
842
00:56:35.324 --> 00:56:37.657
Please, guys, I need your help.
843
00:56:37.659 --> 00:56:40.092
When animals go up against humans,
844
00:56:40.094 --> 00:56:41.994
humans always win.
845
00:56:41.996 --> 00:56:45.065
I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug.
846
00:56:45.067 --> 00:56:47.735
What would Bigfoot do
if you were in trouble?
847
00:56:47.737 --> 00:56:49.369
Would he just walk away?
848
00:56:49.371 --> 00:56:51.905
Sometimes doing the right thing is hard.
849
00:56:51.907 --> 00:56:54.974
I'm not going to tell
you it won't be dangerous.
850
00:56:54.976 --> 00:56:57.845
But the only way we stand a
chance is if we work together.
851
00:56:57.847 --> 00:57:00.717
Please, Bigfoot needs your help.
852
00:57:02.385 --> 00:57:05.751
The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us.
853
00:57:05.753 --> 00:57:08.389
I agree with them, I'm in.
854
00:57:08.391 --> 00:57:10.923
All right then, we're in.
855
00:57:10.925 --> 00:57:13.760
Whoa, wait, we're not
even going to discuss it?
856
00:57:13.762 --> 00:57:18.065
Uh, I was going to say "in"
too, you just said it first.
857
00:57:18.067 --> 00:57:20.068
What do you say, Wilbur?
858
00:57:22.570 --> 00:57:24.405
Hmm, okay.
859
00:57:24.407 --> 00:57:26.342
Let's do it for Bigfoot.
860
00:57:43.492 --> 00:57:46.059
I could watch that all day.
861
00:57:46.061 --> 00:57:47.860
It's incredible.
862
00:57:47.862 --> 00:57:51.764
The structure of the hair is
different at the molecular level.
863
00:57:54.103 --> 00:57:56.470
Oh. Oh! It's awake.
864
00:57:56.472 --> 00:57:59.206
Ah, good morning, my dear beast.
865
00:57:59.208 --> 00:58:03.043
Or should I say... Doctor Harrison?
866
00:58:03.045 --> 00:58:04.978
Let me go!
867
00:58:04.980 --> 00:58:06.583
Ah, ah, ah. Calm down.
868
00:58:09.918 --> 00:58:11.452
Or not.
869
00:58:11.454 --> 00:58:12.689
Get back!
870
00:58:14.623 --> 00:58:16.789
Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for that.
871
00:58:16.791 --> 00:58:20.494
Do you have any idea what that thing costs?
872
00:58:20.496 --> 00:58:23.162
I'm sure we've got another one.
873
00:58:23.164 --> 00:58:26.499
Ah, the benefits of being rich.
874
00:58:26.501 --> 00:58:30.038
This thing here, I have no idea what it is.
875
00:58:33.108 --> 00:58:35.675
But we'll replace it too.
876
00:58:35.677 --> 00:58:39.146
The only thing of value
here is our new friend.
877
00:58:39.148 --> 00:58:41.347
You'll never get what you want from me.
878
00:58:41.349 --> 00:58:44.184
I'll fight you every step of the way.
879
00:58:44.186 --> 00:58:46.354
No, you won't.
880
00:58:46.356 --> 00:58:48.155
You want to know how I know?
881
00:58:48.157 --> 00:58:50.159
Your family is still out there.
882
00:58:51.226 --> 00:58:52.994
Leave them out of this.
883
00:58:52.996 --> 00:58:54.961
Happily. I have no use for them.
884
00:58:54.963 --> 00:58:57.331
But if you make life hard for us,
885
00:58:57.333 --> 00:59:00.200
we can make life very hard for them.
886
00:59:00.202 --> 00:59:03.604
That said, if you cooperate...
887
00:59:03.606 --> 00:59:06.807
I promise to take good care of your family.
888
00:59:06.809 --> 00:59:09.812
So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be?
889
00:59:16.351 --> 00:59:18.818
Well, guys, it looks like we're
going to have to hitch a ride.
890
00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:19.887
Got it.
891
00:59:22.458 --> 00:59:24.858
- What?
- More of a covert ride.
892
00:59:24.860 --> 00:59:27.662
Got it.
893
00:59:27.664 --> 00:59:31.231
Okay, we'll wait for the last
trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready?
894
00:59:31.233 --> 00:59:32.532
I was born ready.
895
00:59:32.534 --> 00:59:34.333
Actually, I was born a few weeks early.
896
00:59:34.335 --> 00:59:35.769
I needed a lot of help to get started...
897
00:59:35.771 --> 00:59:37.405
- Shut up.
- Will you shut up?
898
00:59:37.407 --> 00:59:38.704
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
899
00:59:38.706 --> 00:59:39.873
What?
900
00:59:39.875 --> 00:59:42.208
Okay, guys, it's now or never.
901
00:59:42.210 --> 00:59:44.110
Are you sure about this?
902
00:59:44.112 --> 00:59:45.213
Now.
903
00:59:48.751 --> 00:59:50.954
This is nuts. Whoa!
904
00:59:53.088 --> 00:59:54.090
Whoa!
905
01:00:01.530 --> 01:00:03.398
Wait! Hold on!
906
01:00:03.931 --> 01:00:05.231
Wilbur! Run!
907
01:00:05.233 --> 01:00:06.936
What do you think I'm doing?
908
01:00:16.077 --> 01:00:18.077
Whoa, what was that?
909
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:19.345
Why you don't y'all go check it out?
910
01:00:19.347 --> 01:00:22.081
Aw, why do I have to
go? I'm covered in latte!
911
01:00:22.083 --> 01:00:24.918
You're drinking a latte?
912
01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:26.422
What's wrong with that?
913
01:00:27.623 --> 01:00:29.925
Fine. Let's both go.
914
01:00:33.295 --> 01:00:34.394
Hmm.
915
01:00:34.396 --> 01:00:36.633
All right, let's roll.
916
01:00:43.338 --> 01:00:46.673
Hang on tight, guys. This
is going to be a long ride.
917
01:00:46.675 --> 01:00:49.444
Check out Steve. He's loving it.
918
01:00:53.815 --> 01:00:56.983
This is amazing.
919
01:00:58.253 --> 01:00:59.621
He probably got tired
of pecking for a living.
920
01:01:01.956 --> 01:01:03.990
I've extracted the bigfoot DNA
921
01:01:03.992 --> 01:01:05.959
and spliced it into the sequence.
922
01:01:05.961 --> 01:01:07.793
So what are you waiting for?
923
01:01:07.795 --> 01:01:10.664
This needs to be tested immediately.
924
01:01:10.666 --> 01:01:12.301
Send in the intern.
925
01:01:15.237 --> 01:01:17.604
Uh, Dr. Billingsley? Hi.
926
01:01:17.606 --> 01:01:19.773
I... I don't mean to bother you,
927
01:01:19.775 --> 01:01:23.309
but I really need you
to sign my time sheet...
928
01:01:23.311 --> 01:01:25.278
No, not again!
929
01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:31.017
Ouch! I need to really
call my academic adviser.
930
01:01:33.989 --> 01:01:35.456
Hmm.
931
01:01:35.458 --> 01:01:38.224
Oh. Oh! What's going on?
932
01:01:38.226 --> 01:01:41.530
My hair, it's growing.
933
01:01:50.038 --> 01:01:51.804
Incredible!
934
01:01:51.806 --> 01:01:55.008
It will be, but I'm still
fine-tuning the genetic sequence.
935
01:01:55.010 --> 01:01:58.010
We're close, but I need
more time with Bigfoot.
936
01:01:58.012 --> 01:02:00.179
We're closer than we've ever been.
937
01:02:00.181 --> 01:02:02.148
I want you working around the clock.
938
01:02:02.150 --> 01:02:06.221
Nobody rests and nobody goes home
until we've cracked this thing.
939
01:02:06.989 --> 01:02:09.057
Sir?
940
01:02:18.201 --> 01:02:20.633
Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys?
941
01:02:20.635 --> 01:02:22.568
This guy drinks lattes.
942
01:02:22.570 --> 01:02:25.572
Oh, come on. You promised to let it go.
943
01:02:25.574 --> 01:02:27.743
Well,
lah-di-dah.
944
01:02:39.789 --> 01:02:42.389
Ah! Are you kidding me?
945
01:02:46.061 --> 01:02:49.563
How are we going to find
him? This place is gigantic!
946
01:02:49.565 --> 01:02:51.800
Shh. Let me concentrate.
947
01:03:06.047 --> 01:03:09.215
How much time do you need
to finish sequencing his DNA?
948
01:03:09.217 --> 01:03:10.952
The ongoing mutations are...
949
01:03:13.021 --> 01:03:15.856
I can't see him. We've got to get closer.
950
01:03:15.858 --> 01:03:17.858
Steve, take out those security cameras.
951
01:03:17.860 --> 01:03:18.925
I'm on it.
952
01:03:18.927 --> 01:03:21.130
Everyone else, come with me.
953
01:03:35.476 --> 01:03:37.179
Piece of junk!
954
01:03:47.755 --> 01:03:49.024
Hmm.
955
01:04:02.338 --> 01:04:04.037
Sir?
956
01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:06.340
Yeah, tech support? There's
something wrong with the system here.
957
01:04:06.342 --> 01:04:08.240
All the monitors are on the fritz.
958
01:04:08.242 --> 01:04:10.844
Have you checked if
they are all plugged in?
959
01:04:10.846 --> 01:04:12.280
Of course they're plugged in!
960
01:04:13.748 --> 01:04:15.481
What do you say we smash it down?
961
01:04:15.483 --> 01:04:17.517
Stealth all the way.
962
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:21.787
Step aside, kid. Let a
professional show you how it's done.
963
01:04:21.789 --> 01:04:23.289
Where'd you get that mask?
964
01:04:23.291 --> 01:04:26.358
Girl, there's a lot
you don't know about me.
965
01:04:26.360 --> 01:04:30.298
Lick, stick, and cut.
966
01:04:34.769 --> 01:04:35.972
Oh, shoot.
967
01:04:40.541 --> 01:04:44.209
We've got a perimeter breach!
968
01:04:44.211 --> 01:04:48.081
The wrong thing to do here would
be to start pointing fingers.
969
01:04:48.083 --> 01:04:50.684
Careful... Careful... There's
broken glass everywhere.
970
01:04:50.686 --> 01:04:52.885
This is standard
troubleshooting procedure.
971
01:04:52.887 --> 01:04:55.688
Ninety percent of the time,
something is unplugged.
972
01:04:55.690 --> 01:04:59.592
Like I said, everything is plugged in!
973
01:05:04.532 --> 01:05:07.833
Help! Tech support!
Get down here right now!
974
01:05:07.835 --> 01:05:11.273
I'm so sorry, sir, I am in
India. There is nothing I can do.
975
01:05:15.710 --> 01:05:18.010
Have I been helpful for you today?
976
01:05:18.012 --> 01:05:19.915
Would you be willing
to take a short survey?
977
01:05:21.682 --> 01:05:22.717
There he is.
978
01:05:24.686 --> 01:05:26.485
We'll have to go through that door.
979
01:05:26.487 --> 01:05:27.956
Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in!
980
01:05:30.525 --> 01:05:32.325
Don't worry. I got it.
981
01:05:32.327 --> 01:05:35.528
What are we gonna do?
How do we get out of here?
982
01:05:35.530 --> 01:05:37.664
Check the lockers for anything we can use.
983
01:05:37.666 --> 01:05:39.231
Take whatever you can carry.
984
01:05:39.233 --> 01:05:41.737
I need more men. Get them down here now!
985
01:05:43.706 --> 01:05:46.940
Jackpot! Does it make me look cool?
986
01:05:46.942 --> 01:05:50.244
Hey, no fair! I want the
flare gun! Me, me, me me, me!
987
01:05:50.246 --> 01:05:51.579
Fine, take it.
988
01:05:57.719 --> 01:05:59.422
What?
989
01:06:04.659 --> 01:06:05.825
What?
990
01:06:05.827 --> 01:06:08.163
Maybe we should try something else.
991
01:06:09.630 --> 01:06:11.597
Yeah, that's more like it!
992
01:06:12.967 --> 01:06:15.837
Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
993
01:06:18.539 --> 01:06:19.738
On three.
994
01:06:19.740 --> 01:06:21.641
Okay, guys. It's now or never.
995
01:06:21.643 --> 01:06:22.909
Okay.
996
01:06:22.911 --> 01:06:24.079
One...
997
01:06:24.813 --> 01:06:26.246
Two...
998
01:06:27.748 --> 01:06:28.750
Three!
999
01:06:32.887 --> 01:06:33.855
Fire. Fire!
1000
01:06:36.592 --> 01:06:38.527
Keep firing! Keep... Oh!
1001
01:06:45.266 --> 01:06:46.833
Gotcha, you little weasel.
1002
01:06:46.835 --> 01:06:49.371
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
1003
01:06:53.474 --> 01:06:55.876
Bring it on, suckers!
1004
01:06:59.614 --> 01:07:00.582
Ha!
1005
01:07:02.184 --> 01:07:03.185
Oh...
1006
01:07:06.554 --> 01:07:07.556
No!
1007
01:07:08.389 --> 01:07:10.658
Get your hands off him.
1008
01:07:17.932 --> 01:07:19.632
What now?
1009
01:07:19.634 --> 01:07:23.304
I'll deal with them. You go
find your dad. Go, Adam, go.
1010
01:07:34.181 --> 01:07:35.216
Over there.
1011
01:07:57.706 --> 01:07:58.707
Come on, Captain!
1012
01:08:05.579 --> 01:08:06.581
Over there!
1013
01:08:13.889 --> 01:08:15.088
Huh?
1014
01:08:15.090 --> 01:08:16.924
Whoa, get off me.
1015
01:08:22.197 --> 01:08:24.930
Hey, Wilbur, get me up there!
1016
01:08:24.932 --> 01:08:27.601
My pleasure. Whoa!
1017
01:08:30.538 --> 01:08:32.974
Yee haw!
1018
01:08:42.016 --> 01:08:43.415
Whoo-hoo!
1019
01:08:44.618 --> 01:08:45.718
- Don't move!
- What?
1020
01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:46.852
You're under arrest.
1021
01:08:46.854 --> 01:08:48.656
Y'all got to read me my rights.
1022
01:08:52.161 --> 01:08:54.160
That is one tough bear.
1023
01:08:57.099 --> 01:08:58.199
Oh!
1024
01:09:07.009 --> 01:09:08.275
Dad!
1025
01:09:08.277 --> 01:09:09.909
Adam, how did you get in here?
1026
01:09:09.911 --> 01:09:13.179
Long story, but don't worry,
I am here to get you out.
1027
01:09:13.181 --> 01:09:14.848
It's going to be okay, Adam.
1028
01:09:14.850 --> 01:09:16.116
What are you doing?
1029
01:09:16.118 --> 01:09:18.451
Everything I did was to keep you safe.
1030
01:09:18.453 --> 01:09:21.620
Not a day went by that I
didn't wish I was in your life.
1031
01:09:21.622 --> 01:09:23.423
We've got to hurry. Come on!
1032
01:09:23.425 --> 01:09:25.625
I need you to believe that.
1033
01:09:25.627 --> 01:09:27.927
You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam.
1034
01:09:27.929 --> 01:09:30.630
It's very lucky your
father is a friend of mine,
1035
01:09:30.632 --> 01:09:33.599
and friends forgive and forget.
1036
01:09:33.601 --> 01:09:35.602
You're going to have to catch us first.
1037
01:09:35.604 --> 01:09:37.004
Come on, Dad. Let's run!
1038
01:09:37.006 --> 01:09:38.504
I'm not going with you.
1039
01:09:38.506 --> 01:09:40.272
What?
1040
01:09:40.274 --> 01:09:44.277
I'm staying here. You and your
mother are going to be safe.
1041
01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:46.013
It's better this way.
1042
01:09:46.015 --> 01:09:47.479
What did you do to him?
1043
01:09:47.481 --> 01:09:49.449
He's sick. You're killing him!
1044
01:09:49.451 --> 01:09:53.785
He's here under his own free
will. He can leave at any time.
1045
01:09:53.787 --> 01:09:55.690
I'll be fine. Just go, Adam.
1046
01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:58.357
Don't look so surprised,
1047
01:09:58.359 --> 01:10:00.893
we're partners, your dad and I.
1048
01:10:00.895 --> 01:10:03.028
- I told you we would be.
- Go on, now.
1049
01:10:03.030 --> 01:10:06.066
No! I'm not leaving without you.
1050
01:10:06.068 --> 01:10:08.168
You promised not to hurt him!
1051
01:10:08.170 --> 01:10:10.206
Hmm. Treat our young guest gently.
1052
01:10:12.408 --> 01:10:15.508
It's time for Daddy to get back to work.
1053
01:10:15.510 --> 01:10:16.912
Take care of your mother.
1054
01:10:25.220 --> 01:10:26.488
Hmm.
1055
01:10:34.328 --> 01:10:37.998
I had the most beautiful dream.
1056
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:40.333
I could take the rings off my tail
1057
01:10:40.335 --> 01:10:43.969
and link them together
like a fancy magician.
1058
01:10:43.971 --> 01:10:45.705
I could be your assistant.
1059
01:10:45.707 --> 01:10:49.375
You could saw me in
half, quarters, pennies,
1060
01:10:49.377 --> 01:10:50.643
whatever spare change you like...
1061
01:10:50.645 --> 01:10:52.879
Whoa, how many darts did you guys have?
1062
01:10:52.881 --> 01:10:56.415
Let's just say that I was over my limit.
1063
01:10:56.417 --> 01:10:59.585
You'll never have to
worry about anything again.
1064
01:10:59.587 --> 01:11:03.259
Take it from me, you're
going to love being rich.
1065
01:11:06.028 --> 01:11:11.129
Oh, man, the kid sold us out.
He took the money and ran.
1066
01:11:11.131 --> 01:11:15.035
Just think of it like he's
away on a business trip,
1067
01:11:15.037 --> 01:11:17.536
working hard to provide for you.
1068
01:11:17.538 --> 01:11:20.305
Except he never comes home
from this business trip.
1069
01:11:20.307 --> 01:11:24.177
Oh, your father is a busy
man. You know how it is.
1070
01:11:24.179 --> 01:11:26.745
Well, business is business, I guess.
1071
01:11:26.747 --> 01:11:27.882
That a boy.
1072
01:11:28.283 --> 01:11:29.549
Huh?
1073
01:11:29.551 --> 01:11:32.018
Stop him! Get the boy.
1074
01:11:32.020 --> 01:11:34.223
Business is business!
1075
01:11:38.393 --> 01:11:39.427
Huh?
1076
01:11:41.529 --> 01:11:45.130
- Don't let it get wet!
- My beautiful hair!
1077
01:11:45.132 --> 01:11:47.032
Ah! My toupee!
1078
01:11:50.639 --> 01:11:57.643
Security! Security! Shut down the fire
alarm in sector 4 and open the doors!
1079
01:11:57.645 --> 01:12:02.115
Security, shut down the
fire alarm in sector 4.
1080
01:12:02.117 --> 01:12:03.282
What?
1081
01:12:03.284 --> 01:12:05.220
A... A fire? Oh, no.
1082
01:12:11.025 --> 01:12:12.925
Evacuate! Evacuate!
1083
01:12:12.927 --> 01:12:16.294
Please proceed to your nearest
exit in an orderly manner.
1084
01:12:16.296 --> 01:12:18.598
What's wrong with that guy?
1085
01:12:18.600 --> 01:12:22.869
Security, security. Switch
off the alarm right away!
1086
01:12:22.871 --> 01:12:24.970
Evacuate. Evacuate.
1087
01:12:26.408 --> 01:12:30.143
Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm.
1088
01:12:30.145 --> 01:12:31.945
This is not a drill.
1089
01:12:31.947 --> 01:12:34.613
Please exit the facility at once.
1090
01:12:34.615 --> 01:12:36.016
What are you doing?
1091
01:12:36.018 --> 01:12:37.116
Standard procedure, sir.
1092
01:12:37.118 --> 01:12:39.488
Let me... Argh! ...go!
1093
01:12:45.260 --> 01:12:48.961
Oh, look who's back.
Mister sellout moneybags.
1094
01:12:48.963 --> 01:12:50.929
Did you really think I'd leave you here?
1095
01:12:50.931 --> 01:12:52.098
Hmm.
1096
01:12:53.400 --> 01:12:54.634
Get these cages open now. Everybody out.
1097
01:12:54.636 --> 01:12:56.802
Yeah.
1098
01:12:56.804 --> 01:12:58.841
Feel free to start with me.
1099
01:13:04.078 --> 01:13:06.713
I can't believe you're unlocking
all these randoms before me!
1100
01:13:06.715 --> 01:13:08.348
Thank you, my dear.
1101
01:13:08.350 --> 01:13:11.084
Mmm. Hello there, cowboy.
1102
01:13:11.086 --> 01:13:12.087
What are you in for?
1103
01:13:12.621 --> 01:13:13.721
Murder.
1104
01:13:15.055 --> 01:13:16.923
Just joking. I eat carrots.
1105
01:13:16.925 --> 01:13:19.027
You're funny.
1106
01:13:22.229 --> 01:13:24.363
Tina! Get me out of here!
1107
01:13:24.365 --> 01:13:27.235
This is not the time for
fraternizing with inmates!
1108
01:13:29.637 --> 01:13:30.969
Adam, what are you doing?
1109
01:13:30.971 --> 01:13:33.005
Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out.
1110
01:13:33.007 --> 01:13:37.977
I told you, I can't go. They'll always
be after me. We'll always be hiding.
1111
01:13:37.979 --> 01:13:40.179
I don't care, as long as we're together.
1112
01:13:40.181 --> 01:13:44.683
No, I won't do that to
you. I'm not leaving.
1113
01:13:44.685 --> 01:13:48.187
If you don't come with me, I'll
tell them I'm a bigfoot too.
1114
01:13:48.189 --> 01:13:50.190
You can't.
1115
01:13:50.192 --> 01:13:53.159
I've got your genes, I've got your crazy
hair. I've got everything they need.
1116
01:13:53.161 --> 01:13:54.226
Adam, no.
1117
01:13:54.228 --> 01:13:56.762
Either we both stay, or we both go.
1118
01:13:56.764 --> 01:13:58.498
It's up to you.
1119
01:13:58.500 --> 01:14:01.770
But I need my dad, and I'm
not leaving here without you.
1120
01:14:05.105 --> 01:14:07.742
You are one stubborn kid.
1121
01:14:09.711 --> 01:14:12.514
I guess I take after my old man.
1122
01:14:16.484 --> 01:14:19.652
Where's Adam? You said
he was right behind us.
1123
01:14:19.654 --> 01:14:21.987
What have you done with my son?
1124
01:14:21.989 --> 01:14:24.089
Calm down, he's on the way.
1125
01:14:24.091 --> 01:14:25.659
As soon as he gets home,
we'll be out of your hair.
1126
01:14:25.661 --> 01:14:28.460
As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops.
1127
01:14:28.462 --> 01:14:30.763
What are you gonna say?
1128
01:14:30.765 --> 01:14:33.199
"Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot,
1129
01:14:33.201 --> 01:14:35.268
"and he's been captured
in an evil conspiracy."
1130
01:14:35.270 --> 01:14:37.536
Sounds pretty crazy to me.
1131
01:14:37.538 --> 01:14:39.805
You know, someone with a story like that
1132
01:14:39.807 --> 01:14:41.941
probably isn't fit to raise a kid.
1133
01:14:41.943 --> 01:14:44.710
How dare you. You should
be ashamed of yourself.
1134
01:14:44.712 --> 01:14:47.379
Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs.
1135
01:14:48.815 --> 01:14:51.718
Now where's the can? You
got a bathroom in this place?
1136
01:14:51.720 --> 01:14:54.122
No, we go in the bushes outside.
1137
01:14:55.289 --> 01:14:56.792
It's upstairs.
1138
01:15:03.797 --> 01:15:06.633
Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now!
1139
01:15:06.635 --> 01:15:10.335
Uh... That's okay, I'll
wait until you're done.
1140
01:15:10.337 --> 01:15:12.039
Would you get in here?
1141
01:15:14.274 --> 01:15:16.010
What's going on?
1142
01:15:19.613 --> 01:15:21.280
Sir, we're at the house.
1143
01:15:21.282 --> 01:15:23.848
The boy's a bigfoot. We've
got the hair to prove it.
1144
01:15:23.850 --> 01:15:27.019
What? Fantastic!
Change of plan, then.
1145
01:15:27.021 --> 01:15:28.689
Roger that.
1146
01:15:38.733 --> 01:15:42.835
That's not very nice. Do you
treat all your guests like this?
1147
01:15:42.837 --> 01:15:45.271
Just the ones that kidnap my son.
1148
01:15:50.444 --> 01:15:53.111
Evacuate, evacuate.
1149
01:15:53.113 --> 01:15:55.648
Time to get your butts in gear.
1150
01:15:55.650 --> 01:15:58.183
Evacuate! Evacuate!
1151
01:16:02.689 --> 01:16:04.025
Follow me, buddy.
1152
01:16:07.528 --> 01:16:11.400
No more hiding. We're shutting
this place down for good.
1153
01:16:30.518 --> 01:16:33.087
Oh, no! Come on. Hurry!
1154
01:16:38.926 --> 01:16:41.059
What now?
1155
01:16:41.061 --> 01:16:43.162
There's got to be another way out.
1156
01:16:43.164 --> 01:16:44.131
Dad, up there.
1157
01:16:45.833 --> 01:16:47.868
Let's check it out... Follow me.
1158
01:16:53.207 --> 01:16:57.410
Adam, watch where you step. Stay close.
1159
01:16:57.412 --> 01:16:59.780
Keep on going, I'm right behind you.
1160
01:17:08.756 --> 01:17:09.791
Up there.
1161
01:17:19.234 --> 01:17:21.634
There's no way down. We're trapped.
1162
01:17:21.636 --> 01:17:22.804
No, Dad. Look.
1163
01:17:25.306 --> 01:17:26.307
- Zipline!
- Zipline!
1164
01:17:33.247 --> 01:17:34.513
Aah!
1165
01:17:34.515 --> 01:17:35.516
Oh, shoot.
1166
01:17:40.154 --> 01:17:43.125
One way in, one way out.
1167
01:17:45.192 --> 01:17:46.194
We're going home.
1168
01:17:49.195 --> 01:17:52.033
Let me go, you big oaf.
1169
01:17:53.335 --> 01:17:55.535
So what'll it be?
1170
01:17:55.537 --> 01:17:59.371
Shall we end this little charade
and return you to your cell?
1171
01:17:59.373 --> 01:18:01.273
He's never going back there.
1172
01:18:02.444 --> 01:18:03.412
Dad!
1173
01:18:06.180 --> 01:18:10.250
You silly beast. You lied to me.
1174
01:18:10.252 --> 01:18:14.687
You're not so special. The
boy has everything we need.
1175
01:18:14.689 --> 01:18:17.589
No, please. Leave him alone. You promised.
1176
01:18:17.591 --> 01:18:18.794
It's too late now.
1177
01:18:30.037 --> 01:18:33.805
I would've kept you
both, but I only need one.
1178
01:18:33.807 --> 01:18:35.077
No, please!
1179
01:18:36.143 --> 01:18:37.145
I'm sorry, son.
1180
01:18:39.980 --> 01:18:40.981
No!
1181
01:18:45.653 --> 01:18:47.186
No.
1182
01:18:47.188 --> 01:18:48.888
Argh! You animal!
1183
01:18:48.890 --> 01:18:51.827
Really, it's you who is the animal.
1184
01:18:54.796 --> 01:18:57.196
I hate to break it to you,
1185
01:18:57.198 --> 01:18:59.365
but that's only a flare gun.
1186
01:18:59.367 --> 01:19:02.468
It won't do you any
good. Now get back inside,
1187
01:19:02.470 --> 01:19:03.869
we've got work to do.
1188
01:19:03.871 --> 01:19:06.507
No, you're out of business.
1189
01:19:24.057 --> 01:19:25.292
No!
1190
01:19:51.886 --> 01:19:54.990
Don't just stand there, pull me up!
1191
01:20:00.060 --> 01:20:01.626
No!
1192
01:20:02.796 --> 01:20:05.099
Ooh, that must hurt.
1193
01:20:10.438 --> 01:20:11.605
Dad!
1194
01:20:12.407 --> 01:20:13.507
Dad!
1195
01:20:15.076 --> 01:20:16.077
Oh, oh...
1196
01:20:20.280 --> 01:20:23.251
Please, don't leave me.
1197
01:20:30.490 --> 01:20:33.828
The healing touch, it all
goes with the territory.
1198
01:20:59.252 --> 01:21:03.088
Look at that! He really is a bigfoot.
1199
01:21:03.090 --> 01:21:05.958
You see, you never listen
to me. I told you so!
1200
01:21:05.960 --> 01:21:07.759
Are you kidding?
1201
01:21:29.817 --> 01:21:30.784
Adam?
1202
01:21:31.819 --> 01:21:32.787
Dad?
1203
01:21:38.894 --> 01:21:41.393
For the better or for the worse,
1204
01:21:41.395 --> 01:21:43.396
it looks like you're stuck with me now.
1205
01:21:43.398 --> 01:21:46.366
You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot.
1206
01:21:46.368 --> 01:21:48.166
Me too.
1207
01:21:48.168 --> 01:21:51.169
I don't know how you did
it, but that was amazing!
1208
01:21:51.171 --> 01:21:54.874
I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal!
1209
01:21:54.876 --> 01:21:57.576
I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys!
1210
01:21:57.578 --> 01:22:02.916
You... You should have kept
your end of the bargain.
1211
01:22:03.851 --> 01:22:06.787
It did not have to end this way.
1212
01:22:12.926 --> 01:22:14.996
Nobody messes with my family.
1213
01:22:16.096 --> 01:22:18.030
Huh, my kinda woman.
1214
01:22:18.032 --> 01:22:20.066
- Mom.
- Honey.
1215
01:22:22.404 --> 01:22:25.670
Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you.
1216
01:22:25.672 --> 01:22:28.005
- No more hiding.
- No more hiding.
1217
01:22:28.007 --> 01:22:29.476
Look what I found.
1218
01:22:34.180 --> 01:22:39.753
Yo, dudes, metal! Tada
da da da da da, yeah!
1219
01:22:47.360 --> 01:22:49.195
My research.
1220
01:22:49.197 --> 01:22:50.664
My lab!
1221
01:22:53.368 --> 01:22:56.638
My time sheet.
1222
01:23:09.617 --> 01:23:12.585
Ah, ah. Hey! That hurts.
1223
01:23:12.587 --> 01:23:14.656
Don't you have a snooze button?
1224
01:23:16.256 --> 01:23:18.960
You're gonna be late
for school. Now get up!
1225
01:23:25.166 --> 01:23:27.767
Yeah!
1226
01:23:27.769 --> 01:23:30.505
Good mornin'! Allow me.
1227
01:23:32.506 --> 01:23:34.042
Oops. Sorry.
1228
01:23:35.943 --> 01:23:37.375
Good to go.
1229
01:23:37.377 --> 01:23:38.912
Ew, gross.
1230
01:23:41.849 --> 01:23:42.851
Mmm.
1231
01:23:48.789 --> 01:23:50.990
How about a bearskin rug!
1232
01:23:53.726 --> 01:23:55.764
Mmm, he's so soft.
1233
01:24:04.171 --> 01:24:05.638
Hello, everyone.
1234
01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:09.141
Whoa, Trapper, that's
going to give me nightmares!
1235
01:24:09.143 --> 01:24:11.410
Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam,
1236
01:24:11.412 --> 01:24:15.848
he's just jealous of how pretty you
made me look. Now who's doing my nails?
1237
01:24:15.850 --> 01:24:18.650
And you thought you
were going to have boys.
1238
01:24:18.652 --> 01:24:20.352
I never said that.
1239
01:24:20.354 --> 01:24:22.690
That raccoon will never change.
1240
01:24:24.390 --> 01:24:26.791
I could get used to this.
1241
01:24:26.793 --> 01:24:29.495
I could definitely get used to this.
1242
01:24:29.497 --> 01:24:34.569
Well, get used to it. We've got a
lot of breakfasts to make up for.
1243
01:24:35.069 --> 01:24:37.001
Ooh, gotta go.
1244
01:24:37.003 --> 01:24:38.536
See you guys tonight.
1245
01:24:38.538 --> 01:24:39.740
Don't forget your lunch.
1246
01:24:41.208 --> 01:24:43.174
Let me guess, meatloaf?
1247
01:24:43.176 --> 01:24:44.710
But of course.
1248
01:24:44.712 --> 01:24:47.847
New house rule. From now
on, Dad does all the cooking.
1249
01:24:47.849 --> 01:24:49.682
You got a deal.
1250
01:24:49.684 --> 01:24:53.088
I, uh... I'm not so sure...
1251
01:24:58.725 --> 01:25:02.760
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
1252
01:25:02.762 --> 01:25:05.697
Hey, Tony, what are you
doing here all by yourself?
1253
01:25:05.699 --> 01:25:06.898
Where are your bros?
1254
01:25:09.869 --> 01:25:13.371
Calling in the cavalry. I
guess some things never change.
1255
01:25:13.373 --> 01:25:15.206
Where have you been, mop-top?
1256
01:25:16.277 --> 01:25:17.876
You know what? I like my hair.
1257
01:25:17.878 --> 01:25:19.844
Good for you.
1258
01:25:19.846 --> 01:25:21.679
I'm serious, leave me alone.
1259
01:25:21.681 --> 01:25:24.152
We don't need to fight.
You're better than this.
1260
01:25:25.552 --> 01:25:27.818
No, we're not.
1261
01:25:27.820 --> 01:25:30.589
Okay, you asked for it.
1262
01:25:32.024 --> 01:25:34.593
What are you're going to
do, whistle us to death?
1263
01:25:34.595 --> 01:25:36.798
Just calling in the troops.
1264
01:25:38.564 --> 01:25:42.000
Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away.
1265
01:25:42.002 --> 01:25:43.335
Oh.
1266
01:25:43.337 --> 01:25:46.640
Look what we have here. We're terrified!
1267
01:25:57.016 --> 01:25:58.282
Thanks, Wilbur.
1268
01:25:58.284 --> 01:26:00.018
Just doing my part.
1269
01:26:00.020 --> 01:26:03.321
Girls, Daddy is very proud of you.
1270
01:26:03.323 --> 01:26:04.958
What are you smiling about?
1271
01:26:07.293 --> 01:26:10.198
No. You didn't. Let's check them out.
1272
01:26:27.247 --> 01:26:29.315
Whoa. Don't mess with these girls.
1273
01:26:29.317 --> 01:26:32.151
They take after their old man.
1274
01:26:32.153 --> 01:26:34.119
Now you better get back inside
1275
01:26:34.121 --> 01:26:37.488
before somebody reports a giant
bear terrorizing kids in the city.
1276
01:26:37.490 --> 01:26:38.493
Hi, Adam.
1277
01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:41.427
Hi, there.
1278
01:26:41.429 --> 01:26:42.861
What was that all about?
1279
01:26:42.863 --> 01:26:44.964
Well, uh...
1280
01:26:44.966 --> 01:26:47.132
Do you want to walk to school with me?
1281
01:26:47.134 --> 01:26:48.401
I'll tell you on the way.
1282
01:26:48.403 --> 01:26:51.239
I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask.
1283
01:26:52.305 --> 01:26:54.205
Oh. Cool.
1284
01:26:55.809 --> 01:26:57.108
Oh, no, not again.
1285
01:26:57.110 --> 01:27:00.144
Whoa, what's with the feet?
1286
01:27:00.146 --> 01:27:03.482
You're really different. I like that.
1287
01:27:03.484 --> 01:27:06.588
Maybe it'd be better
if I switch to sandals.
1288
01:27:07.988 --> 01:27:09.787
We better hurry, we're going to be late.
1289
01:27:09.789 --> 01:27:13.025
Slow down, we've got plenty of time.
1290
01:27:13.027 --> 01:27:15.027
I really do want to hear your story.
1291
01:27:15.029 --> 01:27:17.765
Well, where do I start?
1292
01:27:21.971 --> 01:27:27.071
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