WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:04.630 --> 00:01:05.856 Hi, 2 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:08.005 Daddy and I working late at the store again. 3 00:01:08.088 --> 00:01:10.921 Make yourself dinner and don't watch TV! 4 00:01:37.421 --> 00:01:39.546 ...decided what you're gonna do for your anniversary? 5 00:01:39.630 --> 00:01:41.005 Oh, I don't know, Clarissa. 6 00:01:41.088 --> 00:01:42.296 It's been so busy lately. 7 00:01:42.380 --> 00:01:44.213 I wouldn't mind a nice, quiet evening at home. 8 00:01:45.255 --> 00:01:47.314 Well, it'd be nice to do something special. 9 00:01:47.338 --> 00:01:50.171 - What did you have in mind? - I don't know. 10 00:01:51.130 --> 00:01:52.130 You want some soup? 11 00:01:52.171 --> 00:01:53.671 My mom said to ask 12 00:01:53.755 --> 00:01:56.046 if you wanted some soup. She makes way too much, 13 00:01:56.130 --> 00:01:58.411 then I have to bring the leftovers to school in a thermos. 14 00:01:58.713 --> 00:02:01.213 Nobody wants to sit next to that kid with the thermos soup. 15 00:02:01.630 --> 00:02:03.463 Only the other kids with the thermos soup. 16 00:02:03.546 --> 00:02:05.306 And I don't want to sit next to those losers! 17 00:02:10.921 --> 00:02:11.921 Just kidding. 18 00:02:12.005 --> 00:02:13.255 What if I really did that? 19 00:02:13.338 --> 00:02:14.796 I thought you just did that. 20 00:02:14.880 --> 00:02:17.046 I thought you just shut the door in my face. 21 00:02:17.130 --> 00:02:18.546 I did, to be funny. 22 00:02:18.880 --> 00:02:21.314 I so wouldn't have done that. You're, like, my best friend. 23 00:02:21.338 --> 00:02:22.338 Okay, bestie. 24 00:02:22.421 --> 00:02:25.101 And by the way, I'd sit next to you if you had thermos soup. 25 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:26.630 I can't believe it. 26 00:02:26.713 --> 00:02:30.255 So glad you said that, though. It made the joke way better. 27 00:02:31.130 --> 00:02:33.671 Mom! No more thermos soup for me! 28 00:02:34.046 --> 00:02:35.966 Look at that. Doesn't that look amazing? 29 00:02:36.005 --> 00:02:38.088 It looks super amazing. 30 00:02:38.171 --> 00:02:40.213 Kimchi-jjigae is very simple, 31 00:02:40.796 --> 00:02:42.255 but that's what makes it so good. 32 00:02:42.338 --> 00:02:44.380 It's about using the best ingredients. 33 00:02:44.463 --> 00:02:46.588 It smells so good, Mrs. Kim. 34 00:02:46.671 --> 00:02:48.588 Sasha, I've told you a million times, 35 00:02:48.671 --> 00:02:50.630 call me Judy. 36 00:02:50.713 --> 00:02:54.505 And we Koreans use scissors for everything. 37 00:02:54.588 --> 00:02:56.046 Vegetables, noodles... 38 00:02:56.130 --> 00:02:57.296 Our children. 39 00:02:58.546 --> 00:03:00.255 - All right. You wanna try? - Okay. 40 00:03:02.838 --> 00:03:04.838 Look at you. You're a natural. 41 00:03:04.921 --> 00:03:07.255 Thanks... Judy. 42 00:03:08.838 --> 00:03:10.713 Are you sure you're not Korean? 43 00:03:12.088 --> 00:03:14.713 So I'm painting a sparrow in its nest, 44 00:03:14.838 --> 00:03:17.171 and I finished painting the nest, 45 00:03:17.255 --> 00:03:18.921 and halfway through painting the sparrow, 46 00:03:19.130 --> 00:03:20.213 it flies away. 47 00:03:21.046 --> 00:03:22.380 That's when I learned... 48 00:03:22.588 --> 00:03:24.546 to start with the thing that can fly away. 49 00:03:27.796 --> 00:03:31.088 - Can I have some money? - Why? 50 00:03:31.171 --> 00:03:34.255 It's Friday night, and I thought it'd be fun if Sasha and I went out. 51 00:04:07.255 --> 00:04:10.005 Cheese! 52 00:04:14.046 --> 00:04:15.671 - Bye, Judy! - Bye! 53 00:04:23.671 --> 00:04:25.338 Stop! 54 00:04:43.088 --> 00:04:44.713 What a rush! 55 00:04:44.796 --> 00:04:45.981 - That was good. - Yeah? 56 00:04:46.005 --> 00:04:48.286 - Okay, now I wanna reel it in... - You leave it. 57 00:04:48.338 --> 00:04:51.838 - Okay. And then we move it back? - And then you just let it... Let it go. 58 00:04:51.921 --> 00:04:54.171 No. No, and then you just, like, put it up there. 59 00:04:54.505 --> 00:04:56.439 - The hole? - And then, yeah, then that's it. 60 00:04:56.463 --> 00:04:58.546 And then that's it. You're fishing. 61 00:04:59.296 --> 00:05:01.338 - This is fishing? - This is fishing. 62 00:05:01.588 --> 00:05:02.588 Isn't it fun? 63 00:05:03.546 --> 00:05:05.146 You know what I'd like to catch? 64 00:05:05.171 --> 00:05:06.671 - What? - A hamburguer. 65 00:05:06.755 --> 00:05:07.838 Marcus! 66 00:05:09.296 --> 00:05:10.505 Dad! What's wrong? 67 00:05:12.921 --> 00:05:13.921 Mr. Kim? 68 00:05:14.921 --> 00:05:17.713 - Are you okay? - There's been an accident. 69 00:05:35.171 --> 00:05:38.421 I can't find the coffee filters. I don't know where she kept them. 70 00:06:14.755 --> 00:06:15.755 Let's go out. 71 00:06:33.380 --> 00:06:35.380 You don't know the words, do you? 72 00:06:35.463 --> 00:06:36.921 Shh, it's D'Angelo! 73 00:06:37.130 --> 00:06:39.647 I don't need to know the words to know that it's emotional, and sensual, 74 00:06:39.671 --> 00:06:41.630 and full of melodic feelings, okay? 75 00:06:46.796 --> 00:06:49.005 Uh? 76 00:06:55.921 --> 00:06:58.046 So, it... It's cool seeing you laugh. 77 00:07:10.838 --> 00:07:13.963 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Marcus. 78 00:07:17.130 --> 00:07:21.380 I... I don't know what I was... 79 00:08:27.838 --> 00:08:30.130 All right. You okay? 80 00:08:30.213 --> 00:08:31.046 - Yeah. - Yeah? 81 00:08:31.130 --> 00:08:32.606 - Yeah, I'm fine. - All right. 82 00:08:32.630 --> 00:08:34.630 - How are you? - Oh, it's... I'm so great. 83 00:08:34.713 --> 00:08:36.713 Oh. 84 00:08:38.296 --> 00:08:40.046 Hey, where'd you get that condom? 85 00:08:40.713 --> 00:08:42.005 Oh, um... 86 00:08:42.463 --> 00:08:43.463 seventh grade. 87 00:08:43.921 --> 00:08:45.421 Oh. 88 00:08:45.505 --> 00:08:47.588 Who... Who taught you how to put it on? 89 00:08:49.130 --> 00:08:51.880 This lady came to our school... 90 00:08:52.546 --> 00:08:55.338 taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and... 91 00:08:55.838 --> 00:08:57.213 she put it on a banana. 92 00:08:58.005 --> 00:08:59.005 Oh. 93 00:09:01.546 --> 00:09:06.463 - Did you practice at home with bananas? - No, I didn't need a banana at home. 94 00:09:10.880 --> 00:09:12.963 Marcus, your car smells like Parmesan. 95 00:09:14.588 --> 00:09:17.588 Oh, yeah, that... That... That's Parmesan. 96 00:09:19.713 --> 00:09:22.963 I've got, like, a bunch of Parmesan in the glove compartment. 97 00:09:26.546 --> 00:09:28.296 - Wanna get something to eat? - Okay. 98 00:09:37.796 --> 00:09:39.963 - Ow! Oh! - Oh! Sorry, I was... 99 00:09:40.046 --> 00:09:43.046 - You don't have to do any of that. - No? Yeah, cool, okay. 100 00:09:47.046 --> 00:09:48.421 You're being really weird. 101 00:09:49.588 --> 00:09:51.255 I'm not being weird. You're being weird. 102 00:09:52.963 --> 00:09:55.130 See? What was that sigh? 103 00:09:55.213 --> 00:09:57.272 - That was weird. - That's just how I breathe. 104 00:09:57.296 --> 00:09:58.338 I'm a hard breather. 105 00:09:58.421 --> 00:09:59.838 Yeah, I know that now. 106 00:09:59.921 --> 00:10:00.838 Eww! 107 00:10:00.921 --> 00:10:03.630 No, that was supposed to be cute. That was supposed to be like, 108 00:10:03.713 --> 00:10:05.064 "'Cause we had sex, I know what you sound like." 109 00:10:05.088 --> 00:10:06.772 Okay, I... I... I got it. Thank you, Marcus! 110 00:10:06.796 --> 00:10:08.963 Look, it was your idea to go all the way, all right? 111 00:10:09.046 --> 00:10:10.130 Are you kidding me? 112 00:10:10.671 --> 00:10:12.588 You kissed me with tongue. 113 00:10:12.671 --> 00:10:14.921 You took off my underwear. You took it to the next step. 114 00:10:15.005 --> 00:10:18.130 Because I felt bad you'd have to tell everyone at college that you're a virgin. 115 00:10:18.213 --> 00:10:20.130 Well, I was planning to lie about that. 116 00:10:20.588 --> 00:10:22.546 I'm not going to college anyway. 117 00:10:23.213 --> 00:10:25.921 When did you decide that? Why wouldn't you go to college? 118 00:10:26.005 --> 00:10:28.046 I don't have to explain anything to you. 119 00:10:30.588 --> 00:10:31.796 Look, Marcus... 120 00:10:32.421 --> 00:10:34.702 I... I know that you're hurting because you lost your mom. 121 00:10:34.755 --> 00:10:37.421 - You know, I lost her too... - But she wasn't your mom! 122 00:10:37.671 --> 00:10:39.671 Was she? She was my mom! 123 00:10:40.463 --> 00:10:43.880 Just because you're always at our house, eating our food, watching our TV 124 00:10:43.963 --> 00:10:46.463 because your parents don't care enough to ever be around 125 00:10:46.546 --> 00:10:48.466 doesn't mean you know shit about how I'm feeling. 126 00:10:55.213 --> 00:10:56.713 You are such an asshole. 127 00:11:01.463 --> 00:11:03.838 Shit. 128 00:11:04.130 --> 00:11:05.505 Welcome to Burger King. 129 00:11:05.588 --> 00:11:09.046 Flame grilling since 1954. Can I interest you in a Whopper? 130 00:11:09.588 --> 00:11:13.005 You can get it to go if you wanna eat it in your car and cry. 131 00:11:51.713 --> 00:11:54.231 - You're gonna be late. - I'm waiting for Brandon. 132 00:11:54.255 --> 00:11:56.189 Well, while you're here, let's talk San Francisco. 133 00:11:56.213 --> 00:11:57.546 Guys! Guys! 134 00:11:57.630 --> 00:12:00.046 These are supposed to be vegetable dumplings, okay? 135 00:12:00.130 --> 00:12:01.213 Not lemongrass testicles. 136 00:12:01.296 --> 00:12:02.772 - Let's smooth the wrinkles out. - Yes, Chef. 137 00:12:02.796 --> 00:12:05.671 Uh, San Francisco, you're opening a new restaurant in two months, 138 00:12:05.755 --> 00:12:07.939 and I need you there by the end of this week, permanently. 139 00:12:07.963 --> 00:12:10.314 - That's beautiful, Sharice. - I ordered you guys a great house. 140 00:12:10.338 --> 00:12:11.171 Oh, sounds good. 141 00:12:11.255 --> 00:12:12.897 Your mom wants to pick you up from the airport. 142 00:12:12.921 --> 00:12:14.130 I told her I'd get you a car, 143 00:12:14.213 --> 00:12:16.046 - then she yelled and hung up on me. - Oh. 144 00:12:16.380 --> 00:12:19.088 Their worst fear in life is for me to have to tip somebody. 145 00:12:19.171 --> 00:12:20.771 That's why I learned to cut my own hair. 146 00:12:21.005 --> 00:12:22.088 It doesn't show. 147 00:12:22.463 --> 00:12:23.703 - All right, I look good? - Yes. 148 00:12:23.755 --> 00:12:25.064 - Everything sucked in? - Oh, yes. 149 00:12:25.088 --> 00:12:26.296 - Okay. - Water? 150 00:12:26.630 --> 00:12:28.713 That came from your thigh gap? No, thank you. 151 00:12:28.796 --> 00:12:30.005 Thanks for calling it a gap. 152 00:12:30.088 --> 00:12:31.796 Besides, my Spanx are on backwards 153 00:12:31.880 --> 00:12:33.522 so the pee flap lines up with the wrong hole. 154 00:12:33.546 --> 00:12:35.130 - There's no time to change it. - Oh. 155 00:12:35.213 --> 00:12:37.505 - How are you feeling? - Pregnant as hell. 156 00:12:37.588 --> 00:12:39.213 And I am so mad at Kate Middleton. 157 00:12:39.588 --> 00:12:42.272 I was driving to work this morning thinking about her taking those pictures 158 00:12:42.296 --> 00:12:45.171 on the hospital steps like, what, three hours after she had a baby? 159 00:12:45.255 --> 00:12:48.296 And she had that royal diaper on. You know she had that diaper on. 160 00:12:48.380 --> 00:12:49.772 I don't want you to talk about that stuff 161 00:12:49.796 --> 00:12:51.436 - in front of the customers. - Okay, cool. 162 00:12:51.505 --> 00:12:53.838 - You asked me a question. What's it again? - Hey. 163 00:12:54.421 --> 00:12:56.130 - Hey. - Mm. 164 00:12:56.463 --> 00:12:59.296 - Wow, you look great. - Oh... 165 00:12:59.380 --> 00:13:00.630 - Ready to do this? - Yes. 166 00:13:00.713 --> 00:13:01.713 Guys, enjoy yourselves. 167 00:13:01.755 --> 00:13:05.130 I'll just be here looking like a fat Meghan Markle. 168 00:13:05.213 --> 00:13:06.772 We are 169 00:13:06.796 --> 00:13:07.981 at the Operation Smile benefit, 170 00:13:08.005 --> 00:13:10.380 catching up with celebrity chef Sasha Tran, 171 00:13:10.463 --> 00:13:12.838 the genius behind LA's trendsetting restaurant, 172 00:13:12.921 --> 00:13:13.838 Knives and Mercy, 173 00:13:13.921 --> 00:13:16.713 and her fiancé and mega restaurant developer, 174 00:13:16.796 --> 00:13:17.963 Brandon Choi. 175 00:13:18.046 --> 00:13:19.671 Now Brandon, you're credited 176 00:13:19.755 --> 00:13:24.255 with the global branding and franchising for a lot of A-list culinary stars. 177 00:13:24.338 --> 00:13:27.880 Do they ever get jealous that Sasha is receiving special treatment? 178 00:13:28.213 --> 00:13:30.088 Well, I hope they're all a little bit jealous, 179 00:13:30.380 --> 00:13:32.671 but not jealous enough to stop working with me. 180 00:13:32.755 --> 00:13:35.046 What an amazing couple you two are. 181 00:13:36.088 --> 00:13:37.463 So sweet. 182 00:13:43.171 --> 00:13:45.130 What a great cause, huh? 183 00:13:45.505 --> 00:13:47.213 Hmm. 184 00:13:51.255 --> 00:13:54.046 - I'm gonna play some music. Is that okay? - Hmm. 185 00:14:41.630 --> 00:14:42.546 What are you doin'? 186 00:14:42.630 --> 00:14:45.338 Smoking weed and dancing in front of a mirror. Wanna join? 187 00:14:46.088 --> 00:14:47.630 - No. - Dad, come on. 188 00:14:47.713 --> 00:14:50.796 - I challenge you to a battle. - Well, since you put it that way. 189 00:14:54.880 --> 00:14:56.880 Oh, okay, stop, stop. You win the battle. 190 00:14:56.963 --> 00:14:57.963 Come on. 191 00:14:58.171 --> 00:15:00.463 We gotta go. 192 00:15:04.421 --> 00:15:07.380 We're installing a new furnace today down in the Mission. 193 00:15:07.463 --> 00:15:08.588 Let me guess: 194 00:15:08.671 --> 00:15:11.421 another hipster donut shop opening in an old laundromat? 195 00:15:11.796 --> 00:15:12.796 No. 196 00:15:12.838 --> 00:15:16.046 Artisan roast beef sandwiches in an old record store. 197 00:15:16.130 --> 00:15:18.130 Unbelievable. 198 00:15:19.046 --> 00:15:22.338 Hey! Hey, what do you think about this for the flowers for the wedding, huh? 199 00:15:23.046 --> 00:15:26.171 I'll do for black flowers what I did for fish sauce ice cream. 200 00:15:27.380 --> 00:15:28.713 - Sure. - Good. 201 00:15:28.796 --> 00:15:30.796 I just don't wanna be a boring-ass bride, you know? 202 00:15:30.838 --> 00:15:33.064 - Let's spice it up. - Can I talk to you about something? 203 00:15:33.088 --> 00:15:36.546 Yeah. Sure. What's up? Mm-hmm. 204 00:15:38.213 --> 00:15:39.838 I've been thinking about this a lot. 205 00:15:39.921 --> 00:15:42.281 And if it's cool with you, I'd like to postpone the wedding. 206 00:15:43.463 --> 00:15:45.505 It's not that I don't want to get married. I do. 207 00:15:46.338 --> 00:15:48.439 It's just... It's just that this opportunity has come up 208 00:15:48.463 --> 00:15:51.338 for me to go to India with José Andrés. 209 00:15:51.838 --> 00:15:53.005 The chef from Bazaar? 210 00:15:53.880 --> 00:15:54.880 Exactly. 211 00:15:55.296 --> 00:15:58.421 He's opening up a new restaurant there, and he knows about my two years 212 00:15:58.505 --> 00:16:00.921 in the saffron fields of Kashmir with Alice Waters. 213 00:16:01.630 --> 00:16:03.880 So you want me to go to San Francisco alone? 214 00:16:03.963 --> 00:16:05.189 That's the beauty of it. 215 00:16:05.213 --> 00:16:07.880 We'd both be in new surroundings. We'd be apart... 216 00:16:08.630 --> 00:16:09.630 together. 217 00:16:10.005 --> 00:16:12.296 Before entering into a lifelong commitment. 218 00:16:12.380 --> 00:16:16.505 I just... I just want this to be right. So that when we do get married... 219 00:16:16.588 --> 00:16:19.671 ...he'll be the best husband he can be. So, in that sense, 220 00:16:20.046 --> 00:16:21.338 it's really for the both of us. 221 00:16:21.421 --> 00:16:23.272 Are you serious? What the hell is happening right now? 222 00:16:23.296 --> 00:16:25.296 - He'll just be gone for half a year... - Stop it. 223 00:16:25.380 --> 00:16:28.380 - And he flew out this morning to India. - Like, the India? Like, the... 224 00:16:28.838 --> 00:16:30.213 - the country? - India. 225 00:16:30.296 --> 00:16:33.505 So instead of getting married, he's gonna, like, just Eat Pray Love? 226 00:16:33.588 --> 00:16:35.921 And in the meantime, we're gonna see other people. 227 00:16:36.005 --> 00:16:37.130 Wait, what? 228 00:16:37.213 --> 00:16:39.088 We are gonna see other people. 229 00:16:39.171 --> 00:16:41.380 So we're both absolutely sure that we belong together. 230 00:16:41.713 --> 00:16:43.880 Think of it like a six-month Bachelorette. 231 00:16:43.963 --> 00:16:46.630 You know? San Francisco could not have come at a better time. 232 00:16:46.713 --> 00:16:48.588 I'll get away, reset. 233 00:16:48.838 --> 00:16:52.296 Go to the aquarium, marvel at that... albino alligator. 234 00:16:52.380 --> 00:16:54.421 - It's all good! - Mm-hmm. 235 00:16:54.505 --> 00:16:55.838 I'm gonna go do inventory. 236 00:17:24.171 --> 00:17:25.921 Oh, God. 237 00:17:26.005 --> 00:17:29.088 I'm sorry. I'm just, um, getting the oyster sauce. 238 00:17:30.255 --> 00:17:32.380 Okay. Um... 239 00:17:33.755 --> 00:17:35.880 Never give anybody your heart, Enrique. 240 00:17:38.755 --> 00:17:39.755 Thank you, Chef. 241 00:18:04.838 --> 00:18:06.213 Mr. Kim! 242 00:18:07.046 --> 00:18:08.046 Wait... 243 00:18:08.213 --> 00:18:09.963 - Veronica! - Yes. 244 00:18:10.046 --> 00:18:11.630 - You're back in San Francisco? - Hi. 245 00:18:11.838 --> 00:18:13.713 My God! How long's it been? 246 00:18:13.796 --> 00:18:16.880 Oh, gosh. I don't think I've seen you since high school graduation. 247 00:18:17.338 --> 00:18:18.796 Veronica? 248 00:18:19.171 --> 00:18:20.171 Marcus! 249 00:18:20.255 --> 00:18:21.588 Hey! 250 00:18:21.671 --> 00:18:24.255 Oh, my goodness! Hi! 251 00:18:24.338 --> 00:18:25.522 - All right. - Hi, hi, hi! 252 00:18:25.546 --> 00:18:27.838 I'll bring the rest. Be right back. 253 00:18:28.005 --> 00:18:29.671 - Wow, look at you! - Yeah. 254 00:18:29.755 --> 00:18:30.755 It's so good to see you. 255 00:18:30.796 --> 00:18:33.546 - You, too. - So you lost all your piercings, huh? 256 00:18:33.630 --> 00:18:35.171 Oh no, not all of 'em. 257 00:18:40.046 --> 00:18:43.713 Uh, well, uh, thank you for hiring us for this job 258 00:18:43.796 --> 00:18:45.516 and, uh, congrats on the house and the baby. 259 00:18:45.546 --> 00:18:47.564 - Oh, thanks. It's not my house, though. - Hey, V! 260 00:18:47.588 --> 00:18:49.005 The bathroom counter is too high. 261 00:18:49.088 --> 00:18:50.463 I'm gonna need a stool to... 262 00:18:56.005 --> 00:18:59.046 Uh, hey, what's up? 263 00:18:59.213 --> 00:19:01.005 Wow. Look who's here? It's... 264 00:19:01.505 --> 00:19:03.213 Look who's here, this... This is... 265 00:19:03.296 --> 00:19:05.338 And who's in the house. It's you! 266 00:19:05.421 --> 00:19:06.546 This is amazing. 267 00:19:06.796 --> 00:19:10.088 - Hi, Marcus. - Hi! Yeah, hi, Sasha. 268 00:19:10.171 --> 00:19:13.005 Hi. Hello. Hi. What's up? 269 00:19:14.046 --> 00:19:15.505 Long time. 270 00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:19.171 Yes. Yes. Very long time, uh, very much so indeed. 271 00:19:19.255 --> 00:19:24.296 Uh... But, you know, time passes, and now it's like current, modern... 272 00:19:24.838 --> 00:19:27.796 It's like we're here, and this is great. It's... 273 00:19:28.796 --> 00:19:29.796 So I... 274 00:19:30.046 --> 00:19:32.046 I guess you're the air conditioning guy? 275 00:19:32.380 --> 00:19:34.755 Oh? Oh, this? No, no, I just like the ease of a onesie. 276 00:19:34.838 --> 00:19:36.171 Oh, okay. 277 00:19:36.380 --> 00:19:38.630 You're back in town? I thought you moved to LA. 278 00:19:38.713 --> 00:19:40.338 Uh, I... I did. Um... 279 00:19:40.421 --> 00:19:43.338 I'm just renting this house. I'm here for two months. 280 00:19:43.588 --> 00:19:45.130 We're opening a restaurant. 281 00:19:45.296 --> 00:19:47.546 If you're renting, then why are you installing AC... 282 00:19:47.630 --> 00:19:50.046 No way! Sasha Tran! 283 00:19:50.130 --> 00:19:52.505 Mr. Kim! Oh, my God. 284 00:19:52.588 --> 00:19:54.630 Oh! 285 00:19:54.713 --> 00:19:55.713 Look at you! 286 00:19:55.796 --> 00:19:58.546 You have not changed one bit. How do you not age? 287 00:19:58.963 --> 00:20:00.463 I wash my face with shampoo. 288 00:20:02.421 --> 00:20:05.630 I can't believe I'm seeing you. We thought you'd never come back. 289 00:20:05.713 --> 00:20:07.630 - You're like our own Asian Oprah. - Oh! 290 00:20:07.713 --> 00:20:09.421 How much money do you have now? 291 00:20:10.963 --> 00:20:11.963 He's serious. 292 00:20:12.463 --> 00:20:15.380 - Oh... - Oh! I just read you're getting married 293 00:20:15.838 --> 00:20:18.296 to that guy, your manager. Seems great! 294 00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:20.796 Older than I thought, but... 295 00:20:21.171 --> 00:20:22.171 good. 296 00:20:22.338 --> 00:20:25.296 - How old is he? - He's a very young 50. 297 00:20:25.380 --> 00:20:27.171 Uh, he does a lot of Capoeira. 298 00:20:27.505 --> 00:20:31.463 He, uh, shops at, uh, um... Under Armour. 299 00:20:32.088 --> 00:20:33.588 And, uh, he has... 300 00:20:33.921 --> 00:20:36.171 uh, 57,000 followers on Instagram. 301 00:20:37.671 --> 00:20:39.838 Okay. Well, me and Marcus, 302 00:20:39.921 --> 00:20:42.505 we're gonna get you all set up. Don't worry. Oh! 303 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:44.546 Invest your money in lettuce. 304 00:20:44.838 --> 00:20:46.463 Kale can't hold on forever. 305 00:20:48.921 --> 00:20:49.921 Hmm. 306 00:20:50.213 --> 00:20:52.630 Dude, you so did that on purpose. 307 00:20:52.713 --> 00:20:54.564 I thought it was just gonna be Mr. Kim. 308 00:20:54.588 --> 00:20:57.046 I had no idea Marcus was gonna be working with him. 309 00:20:57.130 --> 00:20:59.921 The company is literally called "Harry and Son." 310 00:21:00.338 --> 00:21:02.588 Yeah, "sun," like in the sky. 311 00:21:03.046 --> 00:21:04.564 - It's what I thought. - Whatever. 312 00:21:04.588 --> 00:21:05.713 Your plan didn't work. 313 00:21:05.796 --> 00:21:08.171 Well, I thought this was your six-month Bachelorette. 314 00:21:08.255 --> 00:21:09.421 Yeah, with strangers. 315 00:21:09.796 --> 00:21:12.088 I'm not trying to Bachelorette with Marcus Kim. 316 00:21:12.171 --> 00:21:13.630 There's way too much history there. 317 00:21:13.838 --> 00:21:17.171 - Plus, he's so not my type anymore. - Oh, you mean because he's not an asshole? 318 00:21:17.255 --> 00:21:20.171 Oh, he's an asshole. He's just a stealth asshole. 319 00:21:20.505 --> 00:21:23.171 Like those good-looking guys, those white dudes with a beard 320 00:21:23.255 --> 00:21:25.272 that come up to you on the street, all good-looking, 321 00:21:25.296 --> 00:21:27.005 ask you how you're doing, 322 00:21:27.130 --> 00:21:29.505 and then you realize they're carrying a clipboard, 323 00:21:29.588 --> 00:21:33.546 asking to donate money for some endangered flora and fauna. 324 00:21:33.921 --> 00:21:37.255 - Misleading you. - All right, I'll take that as a maybe. 325 00:21:37.463 --> 00:21:40.088 Look, I gotta go. Denise wants to talk nursery motif. 326 00:21:40.171 --> 00:21:42.713 And for some reason, she's so anti-penguin. 327 00:21:42.921 --> 00:21:45.088 I mean, this one has a hat on it. 328 00:21:45.338 --> 00:21:47.546 It's so cute. I didn't know penguins get cold. 329 00:21:47.630 --> 00:21:49.713 I think it's fiction when they wear hats. 330 00:21:49.796 --> 00:21:52.755 I always forget whether fiction's the real one or the fake one. 331 00:21:53.921 --> 00:21:55.963 - Love you! - I love you, too. Good night. 332 00:22:00.796 --> 00:22:01.921 Look at my pool. 333 00:22:02.921 --> 00:22:05.546 You know who doesn't have a pool? Marcus. 334 00:22:12.046 --> 00:22:14.546 No, the LA restaurant is non-denominational, 335 00:22:14.630 --> 00:22:15.755 modern Vietnamese fusion. 336 00:22:16.130 --> 00:22:19.046 The San Francisco one is gonna be a step up from that. 337 00:22:19.130 --> 00:22:21.713 It's trans-denominational. 338 00:22:22.588 --> 00:22:25.088 Yes! Yes! 339 00:22:25.338 --> 00:22:29.171 Transgressive, transforming, transcendent. Ah! Brilliant! 340 00:22:29.255 --> 00:22:31.755 Excellent thoughts, as always. Thank you, Julian. 341 00:22:34.130 --> 00:22:35.505 Mm. 342 00:22:39.213 --> 00:22:41.005 Does it get tiring doing that? 343 00:22:41.213 --> 00:22:43.005 My work? No. I love it. 344 00:22:43.213 --> 00:22:44.838 No, your phone voice. 345 00:22:44.921 --> 00:22:45.921 My what? 346 00:22:46.671 --> 00:22:48.796 You know, that voice you use on the phone. 347 00:22:49.130 --> 00:22:52.296 "Brilliant! Excellent, as always. Ta-ta, Julian!" 348 00:22:52.421 --> 00:22:53.505 Okay, first of all, 349 00:22:53.588 --> 00:22:54.880 you sound like Count Chocula. 350 00:22:55.088 --> 00:22:57.048 And that's very rude, Marcus. 351 00:22:57.255 --> 00:22:59.921 Especially considering I'm the customer paying you money. 352 00:23:00.213 --> 00:23:03.130 It's just funny because I know it's not you, that voice. 353 00:23:03.380 --> 00:23:05.463 Well, you haven't known me for a very long time. 354 00:23:05.546 --> 00:23:08.046 And PS, have you seen yourself in those coveralls? 355 00:23:08.130 --> 00:23:09.530 You look like a homeless astronaut. 356 00:23:10.421 --> 00:23:12.546 Hey, guys, I'm off to the restaurant, 357 00:23:12.630 --> 00:23:15.088 but I picked you up some breakfast burritos. 358 00:23:15.171 --> 00:23:18.296 - Mm! - I've already had one. Well, two. 359 00:23:18.588 --> 00:23:21.005 - Who's counting? - Excellent. 360 00:23:21.838 --> 00:23:23.238 Ta-ta, Veronica! 361 00:23:23.296 --> 00:23:25.016 Oh, don't use your phone voice on me, bitch. 362 00:23:29.255 --> 00:23:31.463 So, you just set it... 363 00:23:32.171 --> 00:23:34.713 ...and forget it. Like that commercial for that thing. 364 00:23:35.005 --> 00:23:36.713 - What thing? - I can't remember. 365 00:23:36.796 --> 00:23:39.838 But if you have any problems, like I said, call us. 366 00:23:40.380 --> 00:23:41.963 Thanks, Mr. Kim. 367 00:23:44.588 --> 00:23:45.588 Uh... 368 00:23:45.921 --> 00:23:48.213 - Thank you, Marcus. - You're welcome, Sasha. 369 00:23:50.088 --> 00:23:51.796 Um... 370 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:55.338 Oh, wait! Did you invite Sasha to your gig tomorrow? 371 00:23:55.421 --> 00:23:56.296 - She'd love it. - No. 372 00:23:56.380 --> 00:23:58.588 - Gig? - Hello Peril. His band. 373 00:23:58.671 --> 00:24:00.856 - You ought to go. They're so good! - Let's not do this, Dad. 374 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:02.546 Hello Peril's still together? 375 00:24:02.630 --> 00:24:04.755 - Sixteen years strong. - Wow. 376 00:24:04.838 --> 00:24:06.647 - I'll get you a flyer for the show. - No, do not get a... 377 00:24:06.671 --> 00:24:08.831 - They're in the van. - Why are you getting... 378 00:24:09.796 --> 00:24:13.380 - The whole original band's still together? - No, it's just me and Quasar. 379 00:24:13.463 --> 00:24:15.046 Um, but remember Tony Gill? 380 00:24:15.130 --> 00:24:16.630 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. He joined. 381 00:24:16.713 --> 00:24:18.838 The only one you don't know is our drummer, Ginger. 382 00:24:18.921 --> 00:24:19.755 She's awesome. 383 00:24:19.838 --> 00:24:21.921 She grew up in the Bay Area. She had three moms. 384 00:24:22.338 --> 00:24:25.255 Oh! Their tampon budget must have been through the roof. 385 00:24:25.338 --> 00:24:27.630 Hey, look at that. 386 00:24:27.838 --> 00:24:30.463 Um... My... My schedule tomorrow's a little tight, so... 387 00:24:30.546 --> 00:24:32.213 - Yeah. - Well, if it changes. 388 00:24:34.380 --> 00:24:35.546 I have to say, uh... 389 00:24:35.963 --> 00:24:39.171 I'm surprised you two lost touch. You used to be so close. 390 00:24:40.130 --> 00:24:41.130 I always thought... 391 00:24:41.713 --> 00:24:43.796 maybe you'd end up together. 392 00:24:44.921 --> 00:24:46.338 Dad! Jesus! 393 00:24:48.588 --> 00:24:50.505 Okay... Um... 394 00:24:51.005 --> 00:24:52.005 Yeah. 395 00:25:49.005 --> 00:25:52.088 So design-wise, we're very much embracing your philosophy 396 00:25:52.171 --> 00:25:54.963 of highlighting the original architecture of the space. 397 00:25:55.046 --> 00:25:59.421 Okay. So, right here, I'm thinking big communal table with Gubi chairs. 398 00:25:59.505 --> 00:26:02.005 Over here, two-tops with Gubi chairs. 399 00:26:02.088 --> 00:26:04.713 Right over here, I'm thinking four-tops with Gubi chairs, 400 00:26:04.796 --> 00:26:07.880 and in this little nook right here, I'm thinking a six-top round with... 401 00:26:07.963 --> 00:26:09.796 Let me guess: Gubi chairs! 402 00:26:10.338 --> 00:26:11.796 I was thinking high-back... 403 00:26:12.255 --> 00:26:14.095 but, you know what? You're the boss, 404 00:26:14.130 --> 00:26:16.380 so we can absolutely switch them to Gubis. 405 00:26:16.463 --> 00:26:18.880 I don't even really know what Gubi chairs look like. 406 00:26:19.213 --> 00:26:21.213 You know, they look a bit like chairs. 407 00:26:22.005 --> 00:26:24.296 Um... Meaning that they've got... 408 00:26:24.463 --> 00:26:27.921 They've got these, like... uh, four kind of like... 409 00:26:28.796 --> 00:26:30.397 legs. I don't know why I'm doing that gesture, 410 00:26:30.421 --> 00:26:31.505 and that's inappropriate. 411 00:26:31.588 --> 00:26:32.647 - I'm so sorry. - Hello? 412 00:26:32.671 --> 00:26:33.796 - Um... - Sasha! 413 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:34.713 Hello? 414 00:26:34.796 --> 00:26:36.588 Sasha! 415 00:26:37.213 --> 00:26:38.588 - Sasha! - Sasha? Are you in there? 416 00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:41.171 - Why are my parents here? - Ooh, I don't know. 417 00:26:41.255 --> 00:26:44.005 - Parking meter is expired! - I kept saying "Gubi." 418 00:26:44.088 --> 00:26:44.963 Yeah, you did. 419 00:26:45.088 --> 00:26:47.755 - I was spiraling. - You got a little sweat on your top lip. 420 00:26:47.838 --> 00:26:51.213 - She's gonna fire me, isn't she? - No. She'd make me do it. 421 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:55.380 Oh! Hey! 422 00:26:55.838 --> 00:26:58.296 Hi. 423 00:26:58.755 --> 00:27:01.421 Hi! How are you? 424 00:27:01.963 --> 00:27:05.713 - Wow, this is so crazy you guys are here. - Who picked you up from the airport? 425 00:27:05.796 --> 00:27:06.880 I got car service. 426 00:27:07.046 --> 00:27:08.130 Oh, no. 427 00:27:08.463 --> 00:27:09.671 Did you have to pay tip? 428 00:27:09.755 --> 00:27:12.671 No, Dad. I jumped out when he slowed down at a stop sign. 429 00:27:12.838 --> 00:27:15.171 So, what are you guys doing here? 430 00:27:15.255 --> 00:27:18.130 Veronica posted on Facebook that you would be here. 431 00:27:18.463 --> 00:27:20.213 Oh! 432 00:27:20.921 --> 00:27:23.671 Is someone... I think someone's calling me about Gubi chairs. 433 00:27:23.838 --> 00:27:25.397 We're just happy you're home. 434 00:27:25.421 --> 00:27:27.897 Now that we have sold the store, we have so much free time. 435 00:27:27.921 --> 00:27:30.755 We are throwing your cousin Barry's son, Liam, 436 00:27:30.838 --> 00:27:32.130 a birthday party next week. 437 00:27:32.713 --> 00:27:34.671 So, you get to see the new house. 438 00:27:34.755 --> 00:27:37.463 I didn't think I would like retirement, but it's good. 439 00:27:37.546 --> 00:27:39.713 Yesterday, I hung a bird feeder in a tree. 440 00:27:39.796 --> 00:27:42.255 That's great, Dad, but you know, guys, um... 441 00:27:42.338 --> 00:27:44.338 I'm gonna be really busy opening the restaurant. 442 00:27:44.713 --> 00:27:48.880 I have two months to finalize the layout, design the menu, choose the suppliers. 443 00:27:49.171 --> 00:27:51.505 Then I fly to New York and have to do it all over again. 444 00:27:51.588 --> 00:27:52.755 What day? 445 00:27:52.838 --> 00:27:54.713 I know someone in New York who can pick you up. 446 00:27:54.796 --> 00:27:55.996 And you don't have to pay tip. 447 00:28:52.421 --> 00:28:55.463 I think you guys are gonna be glad you put me on merch. 448 00:28:55.546 --> 00:28:59.213 Our T-shirt table sales have been fire. 449 00:28:59.296 --> 00:29:00.338 Stop. 450 00:29:00.796 --> 00:29:02.130 So, how many have we sold? 451 00:29:02.463 --> 00:29:03.463 Nine. 452 00:29:03.921 --> 00:29:05.880 Well, two got sent back, so... 453 00:29:06.380 --> 00:29:07.505 seven. 454 00:29:07.755 --> 00:29:11.630 - Seven? - And I also got these. 455 00:29:15.046 --> 00:29:17.671 Hello Peril. Boop. 456 00:29:18.630 --> 00:29:21.088 But tennis balls have nothing to do with our band. 457 00:29:21.171 --> 00:29:22.046 Uh, counterpoint: 458 00:29:22.130 --> 00:29:24.588 since when has our band made any sense? 459 00:29:25.171 --> 00:29:26.171 Okay. 460 00:29:26.380 --> 00:29:28.880 Well, maybe we'll have a better chance of... 461 00:29:29.505 --> 00:29:31.796 selling these if we start playing... 462 00:29:32.255 --> 00:29:33.338 bigger venues. 463 00:29:33.421 --> 00:29:35.189 When are we gonna talk about tensions in the band, 464 00:29:35.213 --> 00:29:37.213 'cause I'm mad at two of you right now. 465 00:29:38.130 --> 00:29:39.439 Marcus, did you have a chance to call Southie's 466 00:29:39.463 --> 00:29:41.171 and ask about us playing Thursday nights? 467 00:29:41.255 --> 00:29:42.963 Oh, yeah... um, no. 468 00:29:43.130 --> 00:29:44.380 I don't like Southie's. 469 00:29:44.463 --> 00:29:46.088 Okay, okay, fair, 470 00:29:46.171 --> 00:29:48.838 except they're, like, three times the size of this place. 471 00:29:48.921 --> 00:29:50.522 Yeah, but they're on the other side of town. 472 00:29:50.546 --> 00:29:53.466 - People don't know us over there. - Yeah, because we've never been there! 473 00:29:53.796 --> 00:29:56.338 Marcus, this is just like when you refused to try cold brew 474 00:29:56.421 --> 00:29:57.713 because you'd never heard of it. 475 00:29:57.796 --> 00:30:00.588 And then it took a year of me convincing you to try it, 476 00:30:00.671 --> 00:30:02.380 and then what happened? Huh? 477 00:30:02.755 --> 00:30:05.213 - What do you love now? - Cold brew. 478 00:30:05.296 --> 00:30:06.713 Cold brew. 479 00:30:07.463 --> 00:30:09.296 I'm mad at Tony and myself. 480 00:30:10.046 --> 00:30:12.963 Tony annoys me, and I'm mad at myself for that. 481 00:30:19.296 --> 00:30:20.338 Thank you so much! 482 00:30:20.421 --> 00:30:23.380 The next band is Hello Peril. You don't wanna miss out. 483 00:30:25.671 --> 00:30:28.338 What's up, everybody? 484 00:30:28.421 --> 00:30:30.921 Hey, what's up, Bay Area? 485 00:30:31.005 --> 00:30:33.755 Yeah! 486 00:30:33.838 --> 00:30:36.046 All right, we are Hello Peril, 487 00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:38.921 serving you great music, all day, every day. 488 00:30:39.005 --> 00:30:40.671 Hey, speaking of serving... 489 00:30:41.171 --> 00:30:42.380 who here likes tennis? 490 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:48.421 All right. Um, well... Well, it's a great sport. 491 00:30:48.796 --> 00:30:51.671 - And we've got Hello Peril tennis balls... - Yeah. 492 00:30:51.755 --> 00:30:53.838 I think they filmed some of Boys Don't Cry here. 493 00:30:53.921 --> 00:30:55.421 Oh, which part? 494 00:30:56.213 --> 00:30:57.213 Not a good part. 495 00:30:57.338 --> 00:31:00.505 There you go. Yeah. All right, ladies and gentlemen. 496 00:31:01.130 --> 00:31:02.606 All right, who's ready to hear some music? 497 00:31:02.630 --> 00:31:04.963 Let's do it. 498 00:31:10.046 --> 00:31:11.130 Thank you for coming. 499 00:31:11.796 --> 00:31:12.796 Of course. 500 00:31:34.588 --> 00:31:35.628 They're still really good. 501 00:32:01.838 --> 00:32:03.880 I didn't even know I could squat. 502 00:32:03.963 --> 00:32:05.338 - Be careful. - Okay. 503 00:32:13.505 --> 00:32:15.671 So for your baby shower, 504 00:32:15.755 --> 00:32:17.880 I think I'm just gonna do, like, a zoo theme. 505 00:32:18.130 --> 00:32:19.546 - Zoo? - Yeah, zoo. 506 00:32:19.630 --> 00:32:21.106 - That's very safe. There's monkeys... - No. 507 00:32:21.130 --> 00:32:23.370 Look, I'm gonna be changing diapers for a very long time. 508 00:32:23.421 --> 00:32:25.630 I don't wanna smell shit at my baby shower. 509 00:32:25.713 --> 00:32:27.588 - No, I'm not gonna have a zoo... - I want... 510 00:32:27.671 --> 00:32:29.671 No way! Sasha and Veronica? 511 00:32:29.755 --> 00:32:30.755 - What's up? - Hey. 512 00:32:30.796 --> 00:32:32.088 Hey, Tony, looking good. 513 00:32:32.171 --> 00:32:33.796 Thanks, girl. Feeling good. 514 00:32:35.046 --> 00:32:36.921 Oh shit, that's not mine, is it? 515 00:32:37.005 --> 00:32:40.630 - No, honey. It's my fiancée's. Denise. - Cool! 516 00:32:40.713 --> 00:32:44.963 Um, actually, I'm a... an LGBTQIA ally. 517 00:32:45.755 --> 00:32:48.296 So, thank you, uh, for your service. 518 00:32:50.046 --> 00:32:52.755 Uh, so anyway, I... I thought you couldn't make it. 519 00:32:52.838 --> 00:32:56.338 Oh, well, my schedule cleared up last minute, so I thought I'd stop by. 520 00:32:56.546 --> 00:32:57.380 Sure, of course. 521 00:32:57.546 --> 00:33:00.546 - Yeah, it was fun. - You guys are so good. 522 00:33:00.630 --> 00:33:03.213 - You're just blowing up, too. - Oh, yes we are. 523 00:33:03.338 --> 00:33:04.921 Um, I don't know if you heard, 524 00:33:05.005 --> 00:33:07.255 - but we sold seven T-shirts. - Oh! 525 00:33:07.338 --> 00:33:09.380 - What are you, like Old Navy? - Yes, yes. 526 00:33:10.630 --> 00:33:13.296 I could listen to this story all night, but I can't. 527 00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:15.296 I'm gonna go check to make sure 528 00:33:15.380 --> 00:33:17.171 - I haven't dropped my placenta. - Oh. 529 00:33:17.255 --> 00:33:19.630 - Bye! Thank you for coming. - [Okay. So much fun. 530 00:33:19.713 --> 00:33:22.171 - Bye, V! - Love is love is... love. 531 00:33:22.338 --> 00:33:23.338 Gosh, Tony. 532 00:33:24.046 --> 00:33:26.130 So, uh, what are you guys up to? You hungry? 533 00:33:26.213 --> 00:33:27.588 Oh, yeah. I'm down for some food. 534 00:33:27.671 --> 00:33:30.921 I actually have to get up early tomorrow, but thank you for inviting me, Marcus. 535 00:33:32.588 --> 00:33:35.880 You killed it, babe! 536 00:33:36.171 --> 00:33:38.421 That was your best set yet, babe! 537 00:33:42.338 --> 00:33:48.213 Oh, my gosh, you guys. I forgot. I, um... have to, uh... uh, vote. 538 00:33:49.046 --> 00:33:51.963 - Babe, that was so hot! - Jenny! Jenny! Jenny. 539 00:33:52.421 --> 00:33:54.921 Jenny, this is Sasha. Sasha, Jenny. 540 00:33:55.921 --> 00:33:56.963 Oh, my God. 541 00:33:57.755 --> 00:33:58.755 Sasha Tran? 542 00:34:00.963 --> 00:34:03.630 Oh... Oh, hey. 543 00:34:04.046 --> 00:34:06.505 It's a lot of... Lot of hair... 544 00:34:06.588 --> 00:34:08.296 ...in my mouth, a little bit. 545 00:34:10.088 --> 00:34:12.671 It is so nice to finally meet you. 546 00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.022 It's nice to meet you, too. 547 00:34:15.046 --> 00:34:19.088 Marcus told me you guys are old friends, but I kind of didn't believe him. 548 00:34:20.505 --> 00:34:21.838 I am a huge fan. 549 00:34:22.088 --> 00:34:24.921 You have to let me cook for you tonight. 550 00:34:25.296 --> 00:34:27.416 - Oh, uh, Sasha has to get up early. - Well... 551 00:34:28.005 --> 00:34:29.130 not that early. 552 00:34:30.130 --> 00:34:31.171 Really? 553 00:34:46.046 --> 00:34:47.921 Wow, Jenny. 554 00:34:48.838 --> 00:34:50.880 This looks... amazing. 555 00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:52.130 Thank you. 556 00:34:57.046 --> 00:34:58.546 Is that Vienna sausage? 557 00:34:58.630 --> 00:35:00.296 Yeah. 558 00:35:04.671 --> 00:35:07.213 Mm! So good! 559 00:35:07.296 --> 00:35:09.796 - Hey! - She likes it. 560 00:35:10.005 --> 00:35:13.463 Sasha Tran likes my cooking! 561 00:35:14.421 --> 00:35:16.338 How did you and Marcus meet? 562 00:35:16.963 --> 00:35:18.380 Oh, um... 563 00:35:20.421 --> 00:35:22.838 The community youth group that I work with... 564 00:35:23.005 --> 00:35:25.338 um, was performing performance art 565 00:35:25.421 --> 00:35:30.088 about the illegal trafficking of tropical birds, and... 566 00:35:30.755 --> 00:35:34.421 Hello Peril was on the same bill, and I saw him perform, 567 00:35:34.505 --> 00:35:35.963 and I just fell in love. 568 00:35:36.921 --> 00:35:40.005 Wow, babe, that was almost five months ago. 569 00:35:40.088 --> 00:35:42.421 - Can you believe it? - Five months? Wow. Yeah. 570 00:35:42.505 --> 00:35:44.963 I was a polyam before Marcus and I got married. 571 00:35:45.296 --> 00:35:47.880 Wait... you two are married? 572 00:35:48.171 --> 00:35:49.588 No, no, no. No, we're not. 573 00:35:49.671 --> 00:35:53.796 Not in your traditional, heteronormative sense. 574 00:35:54.005 --> 00:35:55.380 We're married spiritually 575 00:35:55.671 --> 00:35:56.796 and sexually. 576 00:35:56.921 --> 00:35:58.588 Yeah, but not literally. 577 00:35:59.588 --> 00:36:01.963 Uh, anyway, Jenny is, um, amazing. 578 00:36:02.130 --> 00:36:04.880 She, uh, works with underserved kids in the community, 579 00:36:04.963 --> 00:36:08.421 teaching them drama and music, and, uh, she's taught me a lot 580 00:36:08.505 --> 00:36:11.171 about being more conscious of the world around me, you know. 581 00:36:11.505 --> 00:36:13.338 That's great. 582 00:36:13.421 --> 00:36:16.630 FYI. These are, uh, Paula Deen plates, you know, the... 583 00:36:17.296 --> 00:36:18.296 racist butter lady. 584 00:36:18.921 --> 00:36:21.046 Oh, I know. That's why I stole them. 585 00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:24.880 Oh! Uh... 586 00:36:29.255 --> 00:36:31.005 - Oh, another one. - Another one! 587 00:36:31.088 --> 00:36:33.463 Oh! 588 00:36:38.046 --> 00:36:39.481 You don't have to give me a ride home. 589 00:36:39.505 --> 00:36:40.713 I can call an Uber. 590 00:36:41.005 --> 00:36:43.685 I'd be happy to charge you for the ride if it makes you feel better. 591 00:36:43.755 --> 00:36:46.338 Uh, you know it wouldn't. 592 00:36:49.546 --> 00:36:51.713 So, uh... Jenny's... 593 00:36:52.338 --> 00:36:53.421 quite the character. 594 00:36:53.713 --> 00:36:57.088 Yeah, she's, um... very free, you know? 595 00:36:57.171 --> 00:37:00.296 How does an Asian person even cultivate dreadlocks on their head? 596 00:37:00.380 --> 00:37:02.421 I don't know, but a crocheting tool is involved. 597 00:37:02.505 --> 00:37:04.796 Oh. Does the carpet match the drapes? 598 00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.171 No, it's just a huge bush. 599 00:37:07.255 --> 00:37:09.380 I kind of love it, though, you know? 600 00:37:09.463 --> 00:37:12.338 She sleeps bottomless like a sexy Asian Winnie the Pooh. 601 00:37:17.421 --> 00:37:18.421 No way. 602 00:37:19.713 --> 00:37:22.713 - You still have the Corolla? - In the same condition, too. 603 00:37:24.505 --> 00:37:25.755 Oh! 604 00:37:26.213 --> 00:37:28.338 Oh, locks stopped working in 2007. 605 00:37:28.671 --> 00:37:29.671 Oh... 606 00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:33.921 Yeah. 607 00:37:47.963 --> 00:37:49.088 What are you looking at? 608 00:37:49.171 --> 00:37:51.255 - Nothing. - Why were you looking in my back seat? 609 00:37:51.338 --> 00:37:55.671 I wasn't. I was just, uh... My chiropractor says I gotta, you know... 610 00:37:56.005 --> 00:37:57.397 - turn, rotate my... - Look at the back seat? 611 00:37:57.421 --> 00:37:59.255 - Yeah. - Because we had sex back there? 612 00:37:59.338 --> 00:38:01.522 - Oh, my God! - That's why you're looking back there. 613 00:38:01.546 --> 00:38:02.626 Just calling you out on it. 614 00:38:03.838 --> 00:38:06.296 So what do you think? Seeing it after all these years? 615 00:38:06.380 --> 00:38:08.921 That it might be even smaller and grosser than I remember. 616 00:38:09.005 --> 00:38:11.046 You better still be talking about my back seat. 617 00:38:12.546 --> 00:38:15.005 Hey, uh, by the way, it would have been nice, you know, 618 00:38:15.088 --> 00:38:18.588 would have been cool to lose my virginity someplace classy like, uh... 619 00:38:18.921 --> 00:38:20.421 on a blanket in a gazebo. 620 00:38:20.505 --> 00:38:21.713 Little hotel by the Bay. 621 00:38:22.005 --> 00:38:24.130 - A hotel by the Bay? - A hotel by the Bay. 622 00:38:24.421 --> 00:38:27.171 Who was I? A lawyer having an affair with a coworker? 623 00:38:27.713 --> 00:38:30.838 - I was 18. I had no money. - Well, you could have saved it. 624 00:38:30.921 --> 00:38:31.796 You could have stolen it. 625 00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:34.356 You stole nuts out of the nut bins every day at Rainbow Grocery. 626 00:38:34.380 --> 00:38:36.439 Okay, that's not stealing. That's called "tasting." 627 00:38:36.463 --> 00:38:38.671 That's why they got those flaps, so you could try shit. 628 00:38:38.755 --> 00:38:41.546 Whatever. The past is the past, right? 629 00:38:42.421 --> 00:38:44.588 Please tell Jenny I enjoyed her enthusiasm. 630 00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:46.588 Not the sausage, not the... 631 00:38:46.963 --> 00:38:49.421 maca powder mixed with the ketchup, but, uh... 632 00:38:49.505 --> 00:38:51.463 ...her energy, her chi, 633 00:38:51.963 --> 00:38:53.630 her yin, her yang, all of it. 634 00:38:53.713 --> 00:38:54.963 I will. 635 00:38:59.796 --> 00:39:01.713 Well... uh, okay. Uh, bye. 636 00:39:01.796 --> 00:39:03.130 Bye. 637 00:39:04.296 --> 00:39:06.255 Oh, uh... 638 00:39:06.338 --> 00:39:08.138 Yeah, I... I have to do that from the outside. 639 00:39:08.171 --> 00:39:09.338 Oh! That weapon again. Hm. 640 00:39:12.671 --> 00:39:14.397 This window thing came off in my hand. 641 00:39:18.130 --> 00:39:19.046 What'd you say? 642 00:39:19.130 --> 00:39:21.046 I said, "This window thing came off in my hand." 643 00:39:21.130 --> 00:39:22.421 Oh, right. Okay. 644 00:39:22.505 --> 00:39:23.838 - Thanks. - All right, bye. 645 00:39:23.921 --> 00:39:25.213 Bye. 646 00:39:36.921 --> 00:39:39.755 And we could make the print look like handwritten calligraphy. 647 00:39:39.838 --> 00:39:41.880 Oh, good. And print it on rice paper. 648 00:39:41.963 --> 00:39:44.088 - White people eat that shit up. - Guilty. 649 00:39:46.338 --> 00:39:48.796 Hey, the flatware rep is here. 650 00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:50.505 I know, it's a lot. 651 00:39:51.005 --> 00:39:52.171 And Netflix just called. 652 00:39:52.255 --> 00:39:55.175 They wanna know if you can cater a wrap party this Sunday at the Fairmont. 653 00:39:55.505 --> 00:39:57.505 - Is it for The Crown? - No. 654 00:39:57.588 --> 00:40:00.921 It's for that new Kevin James show where he plays a young Benjamin Franklin. 655 00:40:02.421 --> 00:40:05.796 Um... Okay, screw it. Yeah, sure. 656 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:08.713 - Why not? - All right! 657 00:40:22.755 --> 00:40:24.380 Is that Padma Lakshmi? 658 00:40:25.671 --> 00:40:28.380 He's Bacheloretting with Padma? 659 00:40:28.630 --> 00:40:32.005 Stupid, beautiful, talented Padma Lakshmi. 660 00:40:46.588 --> 00:40:49.046 I mean, what did we do before the Internet? 661 00:40:49.130 --> 00:40:52.130 Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and fill out the application for the audition... 662 00:40:57.046 --> 00:40:59.130 They wanna know if any of us have been married 663 00:40:59.213 --> 00:41:00.880 for the application for the auditions. 664 00:41:00.963 --> 00:41:03.338 That's so weird... Hello, Marcus? 665 00:41:03.421 --> 00:41:05.505 Are you listening to me or are you messaging someone? 666 00:41:06.130 --> 00:41:09.171 - Oh, um... No, I'm listening. What's up? - I called Southie's. 667 00:41:09.255 --> 00:41:11.796 They said Thursdays are open, but we've gotta audition. 668 00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:13.588 Against 100 other bands. 669 00:41:13.671 --> 00:41:15.338 I mean, yeah, at least. It's Southie's. 670 00:41:15.421 --> 00:41:18.046 - Isn't that great? - I have a question for you. 671 00:41:18.421 --> 00:41:19.255 Shoot. 672 00:41:19.338 --> 00:41:21.171 Why did you bail on dinner the other night? 673 00:41:21.671 --> 00:41:22.546 What dinner? 674 00:41:22.630 --> 00:41:23.671 After the show. 675 00:41:23.755 --> 00:41:26.130 Remember? We were all gonna go to dinner, and then... 676 00:41:26.213 --> 00:41:28.255 Jenny showed up, and then you bailed. 677 00:41:28.630 --> 00:41:31.838 Oh... Yeah, that's... Uh... 678 00:41:32.171 --> 00:41:34.505 - You... You know, uh, I had... - Uh... 679 00:41:34.588 --> 00:41:36.005 - What? - I know what? 680 00:41:36.088 --> 00:41:37.606 - You were gonna say something? - You... 681 00:41:37.630 --> 00:41:40.522 - I'm asking you, why did you bail? - Right, and then you said something after. 682 00:41:40.546 --> 00:41:42.106 - I didn't. - You were gonna tell me why I bailed. 683 00:41:42.130 --> 00:41:44.963 - No. No, I'm asking you why. - Right. Um... 684 00:41:45.338 --> 00:41:46.978 You forgot what your lie was, didn't you? 685 00:41:47.130 --> 00:41:48.255 - I did. - Yeah. 686 00:41:48.338 --> 00:41:50.296 Whatever. Um... 687 00:41:50.421 --> 00:41:52.921 Are we done with this meeting? Because I wanna smoke weed now, 688 00:41:53.005 --> 00:41:54.713 but I don't wanna disrespect the process. 689 00:41:55.088 --> 00:41:56.463 Whoa! Me, too. Light her up. 690 00:41:59.588 --> 00:42:01.296 - Suppress the darkness. - Yep. 691 00:42:27.213 --> 00:42:28.213 Barry. 692 00:42:28.296 --> 00:42:29.838 Hey! So glad you came. 693 00:42:29.921 --> 00:42:31.814 - Oh. - Always fun seeing my famous cousin. 694 00:42:31.838 --> 00:42:34.546 No! Thanks for inviting me. 695 00:42:35.838 --> 00:42:37.505 Can you believe all this? 696 00:42:37.588 --> 00:42:40.046 You know what my parents gave me for my eighth birthday? 697 00:42:40.130 --> 00:42:40.963 Flip-flops. 698 00:42:41.046 --> 00:42:44.213 Well, they've been amazing godparents to Liam. 699 00:42:44.630 --> 00:42:45.921 They're really close. 700 00:42:46.630 --> 00:42:47.671 Nice for Liam. 701 00:42:47.755 --> 00:42:49.475 But sometimes they do go a little overboard. 702 00:42:49.505 --> 00:42:51.588 Like getting a Diana Ross impersonator. 703 00:42:55.130 --> 00:42:58.421 What's a Diana Ross impersonator doing at an eight-year-old's birthday party? 704 00:42:58.838 --> 00:43:01.213 Your dad said she was much cheaper than Beyoncé. 705 00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:07.560 So, when are you gonna find out the gender? 706 00:43:07.630 --> 00:43:13.088 I'm doing a non-gender-binary situation, so just give me gray baby clothes. 707 00:43:13.255 --> 00:43:14.713 - Hey. - Hey! 708 00:43:14.796 --> 00:43:16.046 - Yeah. - You made it. 709 00:43:16.130 --> 00:43:17.564 - Thanks for the invite. - Yeah. 710 00:43:17.588 --> 00:43:18.588 Yeah. 711 00:43:21.505 --> 00:43:22.921 - What's up, V? - You know. 712 00:43:23.005 --> 00:43:25.838 - I do. - Yeah. 713 00:43:27.171 --> 00:43:28.921 I think your dad's already here. 714 00:43:31.088 --> 00:43:33.338 - Lemonade? - Oh... thanks. 715 00:43:33.546 --> 00:43:35.796 I'm Harry. Uh, huge Diana Ross fan. 716 00:43:36.546 --> 00:43:38.380 Kathy. Huge lemonade fan. 717 00:43:40.046 --> 00:43:43.380 I, uh... didn't know what to get him, so I just went with Legos. 718 00:43:43.463 --> 00:43:45.630 Oh, what did you bring, Sasha? 719 00:43:45.921 --> 00:43:47.380 Kids love chocolate, all right? 720 00:43:47.463 --> 00:43:50.088 Matcha green tea dark chocolate with French gray sea salt? 721 00:43:50.171 --> 00:43:52.255 Yes. Kids know that shit is delicious. 722 00:43:58.005 --> 00:43:59.338 Sorry, I'll be right back. 723 00:43:59.588 --> 00:44:00.630 That's cool. 724 00:44:01.505 --> 00:44:02.588 What kind of Legos? 725 00:44:03.171 --> 00:44:04.171 Red. 726 00:44:07.171 --> 00:44:08.171 - Hey! - Hey. 727 00:44:08.338 --> 00:44:09.880 I know we said we wouldn't talk. 728 00:44:09.963 --> 00:44:11.796 No, it's okay. 729 00:44:12.380 --> 00:44:15.005 It's just that yesterday... something hit me. 730 00:44:16.046 --> 00:44:18.171 I finally realized... 731 00:44:19.046 --> 00:44:22.796 that we need to think bigger in terms of your global branding. 732 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.671 Padma was making me breakfast this morning, and she agrees. 733 00:44:25.755 --> 00:44:28.755 - Mm-hmm. - Your food can be transcontinental... 734 00:44:28.838 --> 00:44:31.088 - Brandon! - Trans-denominational... 735 00:44:31.255 --> 00:44:32.130 - Trans... - Brandon! 736 00:44:32.213 --> 00:44:34.671 - What? - I don't give a shit, okay? 737 00:44:34.755 --> 00:44:36.921 I don't give a shit about your branding thoughts. 738 00:44:37.463 --> 00:44:39.671 You never loved me. This was just about business. 739 00:44:39.755 --> 00:44:42.546 I cannot believe I wasted my prime reproductive years on you. 740 00:44:43.255 --> 00:44:44.880 I hope you have terrible karma 741 00:44:44.963 --> 00:44:48.005 and come back in the next life as a nasty little lizard 742 00:44:48.088 --> 00:44:50.671 and get stepped on by someone on a hike! 743 00:44:51.546 --> 00:44:54.005 You are getting the finger so hard right now. 744 00:44:54.296 --> 00:44:55.671 I hope you get malaria 745 00:44:55.921 --> 00:44:59.088 and shit yourself to death, you shitty piece of shit! 746 00:45:05.130 --> 00:45:06.713 A little softer, please. 747 00:45:07.338 --> 00:45:08.963 You are scaring the goats. 748 00:45:09.755 --> 00:45:10.755 Oh... 749 00:45:11.630 --> 00:45:13.088 We are so done. 750 00:45:13.921 --> 00:45:17.130 It was like being in love with a statue. A sexy, handsome, chiseled statue 751 00:45:17.213 --> 00:45:19.088 of a Korean Eric from The Little Mermaid. 752 00:45:19.171 --> 00:45:20.588 He was just too perfect, you know? 753 00:45:20.671 --> 00:45:23.005 Like, I never felt like I could be myself around him. 754 00:45:23.088 --> 00:45:24.671 Like, if I had to fart, I'd have to go 755 00:45:24.755 --> 00:45:26.671 to a completely different room of the house. 756 00:45:26.755 --> 00:45:28.380 And he was so self-centered. 757 00:45:28.463 --> 00:45:31.171 He kept on saying how much he loved and supported my career, 758 00:45:31.255 --> 00:45:33.880 when really it was just all about how it made him look. 759 00:45:34.213 --> 00:45:37.046 All these men keep saying how much they want a strong woman. 760 00:45:37.130 --> 00:45:39.088 What they really want is a cheerleader. 761 00:45:39.588 --> 00:45:42.713 So, yeah. I'm gonna die all alone in a big house all by myself 762 00:45:42.796 --> 00:45:46.296 in complete, utter, and deafening silence. I can feel it, Marcus. 763 00:45:48.213 --> 00:45:49.213 There, there. 764 00:45:51.838 --> 00:45:53.796 "There, there?" That... That's all you got? 765 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:55.800 Well, I had more at the beginning of your speech, 766 00:45:55.838 --> 00:45:57.213 and then I forgot it by the end. 767 00:45:57.296 --> 00:45:59.338 Sorry. It was just so long. 768 00:46:00.171 --> 00:46:01.921 Oh, hey. Thank you. 769 00:46:05.255 --> 00:46:07.135 I can't believe this place is still in business. 770 00:46:07.213 --> 00:46:09.613 What are we even doing here? The food was always so terrible. 771 00:46:10.546 --> 00:46:12.505 - Are you insane? - No. 772 00:46:12.588 --> 00:46:15.630 I eat here twice a week. Here. Just try this, okay? 773 00:46:24.255 --> 00:46:26.421 - Hmm? - Oh. 774 00:46:26.671 --> 00:46:29.671 - Yeah? - Why do I remember this place as so bad? 775 00:46:29.755 --> 00:46:31.856 Because that's how you remember your entire childhood. 776 00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:34.440 You painted the whole thing with a shit brush, but it's not true. 777 00:46:35.713 --> 00:46:36.713 You're right. 778 00:46:37.380 --> 00:46:38.740 This is good. 779 00:46:40.130 --> 00:46:42.546 This place hasn't changed one bit, either. 780 00:46:43.005 --> 00:46:44.165 Those women are still so rude 781 00:46:44.213 --> 00:46:46.338 and disappointed that neither of us speak Cantonese. 782 00:46:46.838 --> 00:46:50.130 Hmm. Hello! 783 00:46:50.213 --> 00:46:52.088 Hi, Marcus! 784 00:46:52.171 --> 00:46:54.171 - Hello! - Marcus! 785 00:46:55.046 --> 00:46:56.380 I learned. Better service. 786 00:46:57.338 --> 00:46:59.546 Oh, also sometimes free shumai. 787 00:46:59.755 --> 00:47:01.630 Oh! 788 00:47:09.296 --> 00:47:10.296 Mm. 789 00:47:10.588 --> 00:47:11.880 Mm. Nope, nope. 790 00:47:18.671 --> 00:47:19.671 Wow. 791 00:47:19.796 --> 00:47:22.713 Every single car has a handicap pass. 792 00:47:22.796 --> 00:47:24.880 Chinese people are hella gangster. 793 00:47:24.963 --> 00:47:26.296 Look at that! 794 00:47:27.046 --> 00:47:29.130 Coming out of their cars all able-bodied. 795 00:47:31.421 --> 00:47:34.296 Hey! Hey, you guys are famous. 796 00:47:34.421 --> 00:47:35.796 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 797 00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:37.713 We're, uh, crushing it in this neighborhood. 798 00:47:37.796 --> 00:47:38.880 Or, like, this block. 799 00:47:38.963 --> 00:47:41.296 Like, this half of this block, we're big time. 800 00:47:41.380 --> 00:47:43.880 You make fun of it, but your band could really be something. 801 00:47:44.255 --> 00:47:46.755 - Eh. - What do you mean, "eh"? 802 00:47:46.838 --> 00:47:48.522 You used to talk about going on a world tour. 803 00:47:48.546 --> 00:47:51.630 No, I can't. My dad needs me here. I'm his caregiver. 804 00:47:51.796 --> 00:47:52.963 His caregiver? 805 00:47:53.046 --> 00:47:55.046 Harry seems like he can give care to himself. 806 00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:57.171 Yeah, but he's getting older every day, so... 807 00:47:57.255 --> 00:47:59.838 But don't you want more? Even just creatively? 808 00:47:59.921 --> 00:48:02.314 Well, creatively I am writing a new song called "Tennis Ball," 809 00:48:02.338 --> 00:48:03.856 and I think it's really gonna connect. 810 00:48:03.880 --> 00:48:07.171 So you never wanna step outside of this community, like, ever? 811 00:48:07.338 --> 00:48:08.213 No. 812 00:48:08.338 --> 00:48:09.588 Like, ever, ever? 813 00:48:09.671 --> 00:48:12.505 Sasha, I don't. Okay? San Francisco's my home. 814 00:48:12.630 --> 00:48:14.588 These people are my family. I'm good. 815 00:48:14.796 --> 00:48:15.796 All right. 816 00:48:16.046 --> 00:48:17.046 No, that's cool. 817 00:48:20.463 --> 00:48:22.463 So, what are you gonna do about Brandon? 818 00:48:22.546 --> 00:48:24.481 I guess I have to start dating again. Ugh. 819 00:48:24.505 --> 00:48:25.921 Is there anything worse? 820 00:48:26.005 --> 00:48:27.856 I don't know. There are all those apps now. 821 00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:31.796 I saw one where a guy can't even message a girl until he sends her a gift card. 822 00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:33.796 Well... 823 00:48:34.671 --> 00:48:36.838 Actually, if you want to know the truth, 824 00:48:36.921 --> 00:48:39.630 I was thinking I'd give dating the old college try. 825 00:48:40.921 --> 00:48:42.755 But if it doesn't work out, um... 826 00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:45.588 maybe I'll just have a baby on my own. 827 00:48:46.213 --> 00:48:48.653 Really? You think you're at a place to have a kid on your own? 828 00:48:48.713 --> 00:48:50.421 Why not? So it would only have one parent? 829 00:48:50.505 --> 00:48:53.005 So what? Not everyone has two parents. I had no parents. 830 00:48:53.088 --> 00:48:54.505 Sasha, you had parents. 831 00:48:54.588 --> 00:48:55.588 I had me. 832 00:48:57.255 --> 00:48:59.505 All right. Don't get mad. Do whatever you want. 833 00:48:59.588 --> 00:49:01.548 I don't need your go-ahead, Marcus, but thank you. 834 00:49:02.463 --> 00:49:03.713 Hey, I have a big day tomorrow. 835 00:49:03.796 --> 00:49:05.963 I... I'm catering a wrap party, so I better get going. 836 00:49:06.046 --> 00:49:09.755 Oh, yeah, I got stuff, too, you know. Important vent and duct stuff, so... 837 00:49:09.838 --> 00:49:12.671 - All right, well, my car's right there. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 838 00:49:12.755 --> 00:49:14.088 - Just... - Oh, oh! 839 00:49:15.005 --> 00:49:16.213 Oh. 840 00:49:16.546 --> 00:49:18.171 - See you later. - Okay, bye. See ya. 841 00:49:50.463 --> 00:49:53.213 Welcome, kuwakaribisha, 842 00:49:53.296 --> 00:49:57.421 to Kava Community Center's slam poetry night! 843 00:49:57.505 --> 00:50:00.505 Yes! 844 00:50:02.713 --> 00:50:04.772 Sasha, this is amazing. 845 00:50:04.796 --> 00:50:07.421 - Thank you. - I've never had this kind of food 846 00:50:07.505 --> 00:50:09.545 - at a wrap party. - Yeah, it's really good. 847 00:50:28.380 --> 00:50:30.755 I hear you're responsible for all this. 848 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.005 Yes, I am. I, uh... 849 00:50:32.796 --> 00:50:34.088 Oh, my God. 850 00:50:35.130 --> 00:50:37.338 And then after the show, 851 00:50:37.421 --> 00:50:40.171 Jenny gave every kid a hand-painted ceramic swan. 852 00:50:40.630 --> 00:50:41.796 That's so sweet. 853 00:50:44.630 --> 00:50:45.755 Why are you grunting? 854 00:50:46.338 --> 00:50:48.588 'Cause I've always had my doubts about Jenny. 855 00:50:49.546 --> 00:50:50.880 What? No, you haven't. 856 00:50:50.963 --> 00:50:53.088 I have. I just didn't wanna meddle. 857 00:50:53.296 --> 00:50:54.296 But now you do. 858 00:50:54.796 --> 00:50:55.796 Yeah. 859 00:50:56.046 --> 00:50:57.046 Why? 860 00:50:57.838 --> 00:50:59.005 You know why. 861 00:50:59.088 --> 00:51:01.408 Oh, my God. You got, like, a lot of dead skin on your face. 862 00:51:03.546 --> 00:51:05.338 Just say whatever it is you want to say. 863 00:51:05.421 --> 00:51:06.630 Because of Sasha. 864 00:51:06.838 --> 00:51:08.505 You and Sasha are great together. 865 00:51:08.588 --> 00:51:09.838 You always have been. 866 00:51:09.921 --> 00:51:12.630 Sasha thinks she knows everything about everything. 867 00:51:12.755 --> 00:51:15.546 Plus, she's a celebrity now, and all celebrities are insane. 868 00:51:15.630 --> 00:51:18.755 I once saw Glenn Close order a pineapple sandwich. 869 00:51:19.171 --> 00:51:21.546 Jenny is a kind and compassionate person. 870 00:51:21.630 --> 00:51:23.296 And she cares about the community. 871 00:51:23.380 --> 00:51:25.213 And Sasha is Sasha. 872 00:51:25.838 --> 00:51:28.088 There's no one else like her, and you know it. 873 00:51:29.505 --> 00:51:30.963 You do know it, don't you? 874 00:51:33.546 --> 00:51:34.713 That's what I thought. 875 00:51:35.338 --> 00:51:39.046 You don't want to wonder, "What if?" Tell her how you feel, son. 876 00:52:08.296 --> 00:52:10.546 - Hey. - Hey, how's it going? 877 00:52:12.005 --> 00:52:13.671 Great, thanks for meeting me here. 878 00:52:13.755 --> 00:52:15.689 - Oh, I'm so glad you texted me. - You are? 879 00:52:15.713 --> 00:52:17.338 - Yes! I have some news. - So do I. 880 00:52:17.421 --> 00:52:18.661 - Mine's big. - Mine's big, too. 881 00:52:18.880 --> 00:52:20.380 Okay, look, um... 882 00:52:20.630 --> 00:52:22.546 So I was talking to my dad, and, uh... 883 00:52:22.630 --> 00:52:25.921 Okay, I wanna go first! I met someone. 884 00:52:28.546 --> 00:52:31.713 - Um, when? - At that wrap party I catered. 885 00:52:31.796 --> 00:52:34.005 Marcus, he's amazing. 886 00:52:34.088 --> 00:52:37.130 I can't believe a guy like this is actually into me. 887 00:52:37.213 --> 00:52:39.713 And I don't normally broadcast this kind of thing, but... 888 00:52:39.796 --> 00:52:43.088 we had the most insane, freaky-ass sex. 889 00:52:43.171 --> 00:52:46.046 My toes are curled up right now just thinking about it. 890 00:52:46.588 --> 00:52:49.338 And look, look! I have a hickey, like a teenager. 891 00:52:49.421 --> 00:52:52.130 What? That looks like it hurt. 892 00:52:52.421 --> 00:52:54.838 - Like, a lot. - Oh, my God, and this guy, Marcus, 893 00:52:54.921 --> 00:52:57.463 he has, like, the best qualities of Brandon 894 00:52:57.546 --> 00:52:58.546 but... 895 00:52:58.796 --> 00:52:59.796 even better. 896 00:52:59.921 --> 00:53:02.338 Better than Brandon. Wow, that's... That's so great. 897 00:53:02.421 --> 00:53:03.421 - Right? - Yeah. 898 00:53:03.505 --> 00:53:04.838 So... So, what's your news? 899 00:53:04.921 --> 00:53:06.721 - Something about your dad? - It's... 900 00:53:06.755 --> 00:53:09.481 Uh, well, it's not, like, news, but I just wanted to see if, 901 00:53:09.505 --> 00:53:12.296 you know, you wanted to have dinner 902 00:53:12.380 --> 00:53:14.772 - with Jenny and me. That's it. - That's your big news? 903 00:53:14.796 --> 00:53:16.088 Well, how about a double date? 904 00:53:16.630 --> 00:53:19.046 - Uh, yes. - And you can meet him! 905 00:53:19.130 --> 00:53:20.713 - Amazing. - Your mind's gonna be blown. 906 00:53:21.046 --> 00:53:22.505 Oh, yeah, it's... Yeah. 907 00:53:22.588 --> 00:53:25.671 Okay, that looks like you might need to see a doctor or something. 908 00:53:37.546 --> 00:53:40.963 I thought this was a high-end restaurant. Why am I the only one wearing a tux? 909 00:53:41.171 --> 00:53:44.963 Oh, sorry, I should have told you. Rich people are done with fancy clothes. 910 00:53:45.046 --> 00:53:48.130 Now it's all $1,000 T-shirts that look like they were stolen off the homeless. 911 00:53:50.588 --> 00:53:52.838 - Jenny's dressed perfect. - Oh! 912 00:53:54.338 --> 00:53:55.796 So where's your man? 913 00:53:56.838 --> 00:53:58.796 Oh! There he is! 914 00:54:14.838 --> 00:54:18.255 Oh, my God! 915 00:54:19.046 --> 00:54:22.755 I think that guy is Keanu Reeves. 916 00:54:23.380 --> 00:54:26.005 Hey, boo. 917 00:54:38.213 --> 00:54:40.293 I wanted to surprise you. 918 00:54:40.796 --> 00:54:42.588 I took a photo of your faces. Look! 919 00:54:42.796 --> 00:54:43.838 You guys look so shocked. 920 00:54:44.171 --> 00:54:45.505 You only capture that shit once! 921 00:54:51.130 --> 00:54:52.505 - Hi, baby. - Hi, baby. 922 00:54:58.380 --> 00:54:59.900 - I've missed you. - I missed you, too. 923 00:54:59.963 --> 00:55:02.064 - I've missed you so much. - I missed your mouth. 924 00:55:02.088 --> 00:55:03.338 I missed your heart. 925 00:55:03.421 --> 00:55:05.671 - Oh, God, I missed your beard. - I missed your light. 926 00:55:05.755 --> 00:55:06.755 Oh. 927 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:08.880 - I missed your chin. - I missed your soul. 928 00:55:08.963 --> 00:55:10.005 I missed your ass. 929 00:55:10.088 --> 00:55:11.088 I missed your spirit. 930 00:55:11.171 --> 00:55:12.331 I missed your thumbs. 931 00:55:12.380 --> 00:55:14.272 - I missed your eyes. - You're so good with your thumbs. 932 00:55:14.296 --> 00:55:16.921 I missed how you smell. Oh, my God. 933 00:55:17.088 --> 00:55:18.880 Um, these are, uh, my friends. 934 00:55:19.130 --> 00:55:22.130 - Uh, this is Marcus, and this is Jenny. - Hi, Jenny. 935 00:55:25.296 --> 00:55:26.296 - Wow. - Wow. 936 00:55:27.213 --> 00:55:30.380 Now I know what it feels like to be completely starstruck. 937 00:55:31.338 --> 00:55:32.880 The only stars that matter... 938 00:55:34.255 --> 00:55:36.505 are the ones you look at when you dream. 939 00:55:37.296 --> 00:55:39.338 Thank you. 940 00:55:41.546 --> 00:55:42.786 A pleasure to meet you, Marcus. 941 00:55:42.838 --> 00:55:46.338 Likewise, Keanu. I... I love your outfit. 942 00:55:46.963 --> 00:55:48.671 - Oh, thanks, man. - Yeah. 943 00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:51.255 - Tom Ford made it custom for me. - Wow. 944 00:55:51.921 --> 00:55:54.380 - I... I didn't know you wore glasses. - Oh, I don't. 945 00:55:54.463 --> 00:55:55.921 My eyes are perfect. 946 00:55:56.380 --> 00:56:00.005 This is for a part. They don't even have lenses in them. 947 00:56:00.505 --> 00:56:01.505 - See? - Wow. 948 00:56:01.588 --> 00:56:02.588 Nope. 949 00:56:04.671 --> 00:56:06.671 I love the suit. Classic. 950 00:56:06.755 --> 00:56:09.421 Thank you, thank you. It's my, uh, old tux from prom. 951 00:56:09.505 --> 00:56:10.505 That's great. 952 00:56:10.755 --> 00:56:13.046 I dropped out of high school, went to work. 953 00:56:13.963 --> 00:56:15.088 Followed my dream. 954 00:56:18.213 --> 00:56:19.213 Shall we? 955 00:56:23.296 --> 00:56:25.088 - You are stunning. - Oh, my God. 956 00:56:25.546 --> 00:56:27.088 - You look good. - What? 957 00:56:27.963 --> 00:56:28.963 You look good. 958 00:56:30.755 --> 00:56:31.755 Let's feast. 959 00:56:33.463 --> 00:56:35.588 - Hey, Charles. - Good to see you again, Mr. Reeves. 960 00:56:35.671 --> 00:56:36.505 You, too. 961 00:56:36.671 --> 00:56:37.671 Hey... 962 00:56:38.213 --> 00:56:39.213 may I ask... 963 00:56:39.546 --> 00:56:42.671 do you have any dishes that play with time? 964 00:56:42.963 --> 00:56:44.880 The concept of time. 965 00:56:45.005 --> 00:56:46.005 Ah! 966 00:56:46.421 --> 00:56:47.296 Yes, 967 00:56:47.380 --> 00:56:49.921 we have a meat course of venison sous vide. 968 00:56:50.005 --> 00:56:51.647 It comes with headphones so you can hear the sound 969 00:56:51.671 --> 00:56:53.838 of the exact animal you are about to consume, 970 00:56:53.921 --> 00:56:56.171 illustrating nature's life to death cycle. 971 00:56:58.963 --> 00:57:02.255 And of course, everything you see on the table tonight is edible. 972 00:57:02.338 --> 00:57:04.755 Yas! 973 00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:07.231 - Wait, so is this... - No. 974 00:57:07.255 --> 00:57:08.255 Not the napkin, sir. 975 00:57:08.421 --> 00:57:09.921 Don't eat the napkin, Marcus. 976 00:57:12.588 --> 00:57:14.428 Microgreens and lettuces encapsulated 977 00:57:14.505 --> 00:57:17.255 and served with dehydrated seaweed and dried fish flakes. 978 00:57:18.005 --> 00:57:19.213 Sorry, fish food? 979 00:57:19.296 --> 00:57:20.713 - Fish flakes. - Right. 980 00:57:20.796 --> 00:57:22.046 Which is fish food. 981 00:57:22.296 --> 00:57:24.588 We lightly scale the body of the fish as it swims 982 00:57:24.671 --> 00:57:26.796 collecting the particles it sheds into the ocean. 983 00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:27.713 Oh, got it. 984 00:57:27.796 --> 00:57:29.046 So it's fish dandruff. 985 00:57:33.213 --> 00:57:34.755 Clear asparagus soup 986 00:57:35.046 --> 00:57:37.296 extracted with a centrifuge. 987 00:57:37.380 --> 00:57:39.088 The all-black monochrome course. 988 00:57:40.171 --> 00:57:41.713 The flavor of Caesar salad. 989 00:57:41.796 --> 00:57:43.213 Mm! 990 00:57:43.671 --> 00:57:46.130 Mm! Mm! 991 00:58:19.088 --> 00:58:20.630 I'm sorry. 992 00:58:25.838 --> 00:58:28.088 And to finish, crystallized lavender sugar bubbles, 993 00:58:28.171 --> 00:58:29.463 prepared by Wallace. 994 00:58:29.796 --> 00:58:31.356 Wait. How come... 995 00:58:31.380 --> 00:58:32.713 Wow! Mm! 996 00:58:33.671 --> 00:58:34.796 - Ah! - Ooh, wow! 997 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:36.380 It tastes like a cloud. 998 00:58:36.463 --> 00:58:38.505 - So, Henry... - It's Marcus. 999 00:58:38.588 --> 00:58:39.755 So, Marcus... 1000 00:58:40.296 --> 00:58:41.338 I hear you're in a band. 1001 00:58:41.546 --> 00:58:42.921 Oh! They are so awesome. 1002 00:58:43.046 --> 00:58:44.963 They could be really huge if they wanted to be. 1003 00:58:45.046 --> 00:58:47.171 Have I heard of you guys on the festival circuit? 1004 00:58:47.255 --> 00:58:49.046 Uh, no, we're just the block band. 1005 00:58:49.130 --> 00:58:50.130 See... 1006 00:58:50.296 --> 00:58:51.505 that right there... 1007 00:58:51.588 --> 00:58:52.963 is what it's all about. 1008 00:58:53.630 --> 00:58:55.796 Laboring in obscurity. 1009 00:58:56.088 --> 00:58:57.630 Starving and struggling. 1010 00:58:58.130 --> 00:59:01.338 The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness... 1011 00:59:01.921 --> 00:59:03.255 shines greater... 1012 00:59:04.546 --> 00:59:05.546 than any. 1013 00:59:07.630 --> 00:59:08.671 Thank you, Keanu. 1014 00:59:09.171 --> 00:59:10.755 - Uh, to Marcus. - To Marcus. 1015 00:59:10.838 --> 00:59:13.921 To Marcus, via Keanu's wise words. 1016 00:59:14.963 --> 00:59:18.463 Will you excuse me? After a meal, I like to stretch my legs. 1017 00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:20.796 - Visit with your friends. - Okay. 1018 00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:23.130 - I'm going to get some air. - I love air. 1019 00:59:23.921 --> 00:59:25.838 Let's get some air. 1020 00:59:28.921 --> 00:59:29.921 Hey. Hey, don't be weird 1021 00:59:30.005 --> 00:59:32.296 about that nothingness thing, huh? It was a compliment. 1022 00:59:32.463 --> 00:59:34.796 - That's just how he phrases things. - Mm-hmm. 1023 00:59:35.380 --> 00:59:38.880 So, what do you think about him otherwise? 1024 00:59:38.963 --> 00:59:41.671 Well, you know, I think he could dial down the theatrics 1025 00:59:41.755 --> 00:59:43.421 by, like, 10,000. 1026 00:59:44.255 --> 00:59:45.255 Well, he's an actor. 1027 00:59:45.296 --> 00:59:46.338 He's a douche. 1028 00:59:46.421 --> 00:59:48.588 - Marcus. - What? You asked me what I thought. 1029 00:59:48.671 --> 00:59:49.921 Yeah, well, I really like him. 1030 00:59:50.005 --> 00:59:51.296 He's really good... 1031 00:59:51.380 --> 00:59:53.838 Shall we continue our evening elsewhere? 1032 00:59:53.921 --> 00:59:56.546 Take the party back to my hotel for a nightcap? 1033 00:59:56.630 --> 00:59:58.630 Yes, that would be so much fun. 1034 00:59:58.713 --> 01:00:01.380 - Um, what about the bill? - I took care of it. 1035 01:00:01.921 --> 01:00:04.338 Saying I had to get some air was just a charade. 1036 01:00:05.088 --> 01:00:08.463 Oh, um, you didn't even give me a chance to fight you for it. 1037 01:00:08.546 --> 01:00:10.005 It's $6,400. 1038 01:00:10.630 --> 01:00:13.588 Less than a residual paycheck from my hit movie Speed... 1039 01:00:14.213 --> 01:00:16.755 but... a little out of your ballpark. 1040 01:00:19.088 --> 01:00:20.255 But it's okay. 1041 01:00:21.171 --> 01:00:22.171 Thank you. 1042 01:00:23.255 --> 01:00:25.505 - I'm going to get the chariot. - Okay. 1043 01:00:25.588 --> 01:00:26.713 I'll get our bags. 1044 01:00:29.671 --> 01:00:30.880 Look, okay... I... 1045 01:00:30.963 --> 01:00:33.171 I can see how you would misconstrue that... 1046 01:00:34.255 --> 01:00:35.546 cupping of the face thing, 1047 01:00:35.630 --> 01:00:38.255 but I know him, and it was an honest show of affection. 1048 01:00:38.338 --> 01:00:41.255 Yeah, he's great. Everything about him, great. 1049 01:00:42.421 --> 01:00:45.046 - What's that supposed to mean? - It means what it means. 1050 01:00:45.130 --> 01:00:47.439 If you're implying something negative about Keanu, 1051 01:00:47.463 --> 01:00:48.796 have you taken a look at Jenny? 1052 01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:50.880 Jenny's a good person. Jenny helps children. 1053 01:00:50.963 --> 01:00:53.796 Keanu helps children, too, probably. He's helped a lot of people. 1054 01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:55.647 He was the greatest North American box office draw 1055 01:00:55.671 --> 01:00:56.880 of the '90s and early 2000s. 1056 01:00:56.963 --> 01:00:58.283 - Then I'm wrong. - You are wrong. 1057 01:00:58.338 --> 01:01:00.018 You're wrong about a lot of things in life. 1058 01:01:00.046 --> 01:01:01.588 Well, I'm not wrong about the fact 1059 01:01:01.671 --> 01:01:04.463 that I'm hungry as hell after a $6,400 dinner. 1060 01:01:04.546 --> 01:01:08.005 Hey! Can I get a monochrome burrito to go? 1061 01:01:10.838 --> 01:01:13.630 Just kidding. Kidding. Very full. 1062 01:01:14.130 --> 01:01:17.505 Glad I wore my Spanx. See? 1063 01:01:31.505 --> 01:01:35.671 Oh... my... God. 1064 01:01:36.213 --> 01:01:37.963 Are you serious? 1065 01:01:38.796 --> 01:01:40.255 Uh, hello? 1066 01:01:41.005 --> 01:01:43.463 - We're out here! - Marcus. 1067 01:01:48.130 --> 01:01:51.963 - Over here! - Hi! 1068 01:01:53.588 --> 01:01:57.296 Whoa. This place is lit! 1069 01:01:57.713 --> 01:01:59.046 - Welcome. - Come on in. 1070 01:01:59.630 --> 01:02:01.005 Wow. 1071 01:02:01.088 --> 01:02:02.728 You guys want to play a game or something? 1072 01:02:02.796 --> 01:02:04.981 We can call the front desk and see if they have Cranium. 1073 01:02:05.005 --> 01:02:07.463 You know, the stunt coordinator for John Wick 1074 01:02:07.546 --> 01:02:09.213 taught me this game he invented. 1075 01:02:09.671 --> 01:02:13.796 It's called "Icebreaker." It's like Truth or Dare, but... 1076 01:02:14.546 --> 01:02:15.671 a little more... 1077 01:02:16.213 --> 01:02:18.296 - apocalyptic. - Ooh! 1078 01:02:18.546 --> 01:02:20.338 Sure you don't wanna play charades? 1079 01:02:20.421 --> 01:02:21.421 I heard that. 1080 01:02:23.005 --> 01:02:24.546 - Cheers. - Cheers! 1081 01:02:25.921 --> 01:02:27.713 - Cheers, baby. - Cheers. 1082 01:02:28.630 --> 01:02:30.338 - Ow! - Oh. 1083 01:02:30.838 --> 01:02:32.005 - Marcus. - Sorry. 1084 01:02:33.130 --> 01:02:34.130 My turn. 1085 01:02:35.921 --> 01:02:37.588 Ooh, this is a good one. 1086 01:02:38.421 --> 01:02:41.046 Who was your childhood crush? 1087 01:02:41.671 --> 01:02:42.671 Mine... 1088 01:02:42.921 --> 01:02:44.046 was Mother Teresa. 1089 01:02:44.130 --> 01:02:45.463 Oh, come on. 1090 01:02:45.546 --> 01:02:47.505 Martin Luther King Jr. 1091 01:02:47.588 --> 01:02:49.713 - What? - Yes! 1092 01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:54.588 Um... My childhood crush was... 1093 01:02:55.130 --> 01:02:57.046 Marcus Kim. 1094 01:02:57.421 --> 01:02:58.546 What? 1095 01:02:59.838 --> 01:03:02.171 - Him? - When? For those two hours? 1096 01:03:02.255 --> 01:03:03.588 The car and Burger King? 1097 01:03:03.671 --> 01:03:07.005 No. The entire time. Eighteen years, I had a crush on you. 1098 01:03:07.130 --> 01:03:08.421 No, you didn't. 1099 01:03:08.546 --> 01:03:10.088 - Yes, I did. - The whole time? 1100 01:03:10.171 --> 01:03:12.130 Yeah. Thank you for noticing. 1101 01:03:12.213 --> 01:03:15.380 Even when you told me I make weird facial expressions when I dance? 1102 01:03:15.463 --> 01:03:19.838 That was a neg. I was negging you. It was supposed to make you like me. 1103 01:03:21.255 --> 01:03:25.005 - Why didn't you just say it straight out? - Because... Marcus, I don't know. 1104 01:03:25.088 --> 01:03:27.564 I was young, and dumb, and scared that you didn't like me back... 1105 01:03:27.588 --> 01:03:30.171 You should have said it. We would have... I mean... 1106 01:03:30.421 --> 01:03:32.546 I always thought maybe, 1107 01:03:32.630 --> 01:03:35.838 - but, I... I mean... - Icebreaker is best played 1108 01:03:35.921 --> 01:03:40.213 at a pace... and you two are slowing it down. 1109 01:03:40.296 --> 01:03:42.713 Oh, don't worry. That was a long time ago, 1110 01:03:42.796 --> 01:03:45.171 and it's been 16 eye-opening years since. 1111 01:03:45.588 --> 01:03:46.838 Right? 1112 01:03:47.088 --> 01:03:48.088 Anyway... 1113 01:03:48.338 --> 01:03:50.005 - Who's next? - He's next. 1114 01:03:51.338 --> 01:03:52.171 More wine. 1115 01:03:52.296 --> 01:03:55.255 Yes, please! 1116 01:03:55.505 --> 01:03:57.505 I love this game. 1117 01:03:58.380 --> 01:04:00.838 I feel so close to you guys. 1118 01:04:01.755 --> 01:04:03.713 This game is so deep. 1119 01:04:04.046 --> 01:04:04.880 It's your turn. 1120 01:04:04.963 --> 01:04:06.505 - It's my turn. - It's your turn. 1121 01:04:06.588 --> 01:04:07.713 It's your turn, Keanu. 1122 01:04:17.130 --> 01:04:21.671 Who is the most disturbing person you've ever masturbated to? 1123 01:04:21.755 --> 01:04:23.171 Oh... 1124 01:04:23.505 --> 01:04:25.338 Um, Gene Wilder. 1125 01:04:25.421 --> 01:04:26.505 Mao Zedong. 1126 01:04:30.755 --> 01:04:35.380 Um... Uh, Princess Jasmine with her midriff top. 1127 01:04:35.463 --> 01:04:36.713 A cartoon? 1128 01:04:36.796 --> 01:04:39.588 Wow! That's disgusting. 1129 01:04:40.255 --> 01:04:42.421 - And Gene Wilder isn't? - Hey! 1130 01:04:42.505 --> 01:04:44.088 Gene Wilder is a cinematic treasure. 1131 01:04:44.171 --> 01:04:47.005 What about Mao Zedong? Have you seen a picture of him? 1132 01:04:47.088 --> 01:04:47.921 Of course I have. 1133 01:04:48.005 --> 01:04:50.671 I'm very familiar with Chinese dignitaries, Marcus. 1134 01:04:51.130 --> 01:04:52.171 Xi Jinping. 1135 01:04:52.671 --> 01:04:53.713 Li Keqiang. 1136 01:04:54.046 --> 01:04:56.296 Okay, Keanu, you know everything! 1137 01:04:56.380 --> 01:04:58.796 - Fine, I get it. - Okay! Okay, guys! 1138 01:04:59.255 --> 01:05:00.963 This is just a game, right? 1139 01:05:02.463 --> 01:05:03.921 All right. 1140 01:05:06.088 --> 01:05:08.963 If you had to choose one person in this room to die, 1141 01:05:09.838 --> 01:05:11.421 - who would it be? - Marcus! 1142 01:05:11.505 --> 01:05:12.546 Whoa! All right. 1143 01:05:12.630 --> 01:05:14.963 Men should be able to face their death head-on. 1144 01:05:15.046 --> 01:05:16.921 That's fine. I'd kill you, too, Keanu. 1145 01:05:17.005 --> 01:05:19.255 I'd kill you just for fun, even if I didn't have to. 1146 01:05:19.338 --> 01:05:21.796 Okay, why don't we play Cranium? Right, Jenny? Cranium... 1147 01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:23.130 I'd kill Marcus. 1148 01:05:23.463 --> 01:05:24.838 - What? - I'm sorry. 1149 01:05:25.921 --> 01:05:30.171 But Keanu and Sasha's cultural footprints are way bigger than yours, babe. 1150 01:05:30.713 --> 01:05:33.630 I just couldn't do that to the world. 1151 01:05:33.963 --> 01:05:37.163 All right, that's great. You know what? Um, I don't wanna play this game anymore. 1152 01:05:37.255 --> 01:05:38.338 Why, Marcus? 1153 01:05:39.171 --> 01:05:40.755 What is it about this game... 1154 01:05:42.463 --> 01:05:43.588 that frightens you? 1155 01:05:43.921 --> 01:05:45.796 I'm not frightened, Keanu. 1156 01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:49.296 You know what? Fine. Um, I dare you to... 1157 01:05:49.630 --> 01:05:51.213 smash that vase on your head. 1158 01:05:51.296 --> 01:05:52.796 What? 1159 01:05:53.088 --> 01:05:54.296 - This vase? - Yeah! 1160 01:05:55.046 --> 01:05:56.130 No problem. 1161 01:05:57.421 --> 01:05:58.772 Whoa! Kea... 1162 01:06:02.796 --> 01:06:05.005 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 1163 01:06:05.088 --> 01:06:06.880 You see how easy that was, Marcus? 1164 01:06:06.963 --> 01:06:08.421 You see how easy that was? 1165 01:06:08.838 --> 01:06:11.963 I never cower in the face of danger. Is it my turn now? 1166 01:06:12.213 --> 01:06:13.213 Yes, it is. 1167 01:06:13.796 --> 01:06:15.588 I dare Marcus to strike me. 1168 01:06:16.213 --> 01:06:18.171 "Strike you"? What does that even mean? 1169 01:06:18.755 --> 01:06:20.171 I'm feeling an energy from you... 1170 01:06:20.838 --> 01:06:22.421 like you wanna fight me, man. 1171 01:06:22.796 --> 01:06:24.213 - So, hit me. - No. 1172 01:06:24.296 --> 01:06:25.546 We're done. Game over. 1173 01:06:25.630 --> 01:06:26.772 - Come on, hit me! - No! 1174 01:06:26.796 --> 01:06:28.171 - Fight him, honey! - No! 1175 01:06:28.255 --> 01:06:29.546 - Hit me! - God dammit! 1176 01:06:32.088 --> 01:06:33.505 Yeah! 1177 01:06:34.005 --> 01:06:37.588 Feeling better? Want another go, Henry? 1178 01:06:41.255 --> 01:06:43.005 Stop! Stop it! 1179 01:06:43.088 --> 01:06:44.921 Shh! Go to sleep. 1180 01:06:45.005 --> 01:06:47.713 Let go of him, Keanu! Stop! Stop! 1181 01:06:51.296 --> 01:06:53.296 What the hell is your problem? 1182 01:06:53.671 --> 01:06:55.338 I don't have a problem, Sasha. 1183 01:06:56.046 --> 01:06:58.546 - What's your problem? - We are out of here. You're a dick. 1184 01:06:58.630 --> 01:07:02.630 Ah... Well, this has been an unfortunate turn of events. 1185 01:07:03.505 --> 01:07:05.130 At least let me get you an Uber. 1186 01:07:05.755 --> 01:07:07.088 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1187 01:07:10.255 --> 01:07:11.255 I'm staying. 1188 01:07:11.546 --> 01:07:12.380 What? 1189 01:07:12.463 --> 01:07:14.505 I'm not going to miss my chance to talk to Keanu 1190 01:07:14.588 --> 01:07:16.171 about the community center. 1191 01:07:16.630 --> 01:07:19.463 You can't change the world without influential people. 1192 01:07:19.546 --> 01:07:22.630 So, you need to know famous people in order to make a difference? 1193 01:07:22.713 --> 01:07:23.630 It helps. 1194 01:07:23.713 --> 01:07:27.005 Look at everything that Leonardo DiCaprio has done for climate change. 1195 01:07:27.088 --> 01:07:28.796 What has he done for climate change? 1196 01:07:29.255 --> 01:07:30.380 He's working on it. 1197 01:07:43.921 --> 01:07:46.046 - Told you he was a douche. - Oh, shut up, Marcus. 1198 01:07:46.130 --> 01:07:49.630 - You are just as much to blame for this. - Me? What did I do? 1199 01:07:49.713 --> 01:07:52.463 Oh, I don't know, maybe saying you'd kill Keanu just for fun? 1200 01:07:52.546 --> 01:07:54.546 After he said he'd kill me first. 1201 01:07:54.963 --> 01:07:57.647 I mean, What are you thinking? You need someone on your arm that badly? 1202 01:07:57.671 --> 01:07:58.796 Just stop talking, please. 1203 01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.731 And this whole thing about having a kid by yourself 1204 01:08:00.755 --> 01:08:02.838 if you don't meet someone in the next five minutes. 1205 01:08:02.921 --> 01:08:04.981 I should not have told you that. Do not repeat that to anyone. 1206 01:08:05.005 --> 01:08:07.088 - People are gonna know if you do it. - Maybe not. 1207 01:08:07.171 --> 01:08:10.171 Maybe I'll lie and say the dad died getting trampled at the Women's March. 1208 01:08:10.255 --> 01:08:11.522 - Great idea, Sasha. - Very noble. 1209 01:08:11.546 --> 01:08:14.130 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lie to everyone just like you lie to yourself. 1210 01:08:14.213 --> 01:08:16.413 - I don't lie to myself. - You can't sit still! 1211 01:08:16.463 --> 01:08:18.255 You just go and go and go, 1212 01:08:18.338 --> 01:08:20.796 and you fill your life up with these awards, 1213 01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:23.671 and deals, and these idiot boyfriends who are obviously wrong for you, 1214 01:08:23.755 --> 01:08:26.838 and you lie to yourself that any of it is ever, ever going to make you feel 1215 01:08:26.921 --> 01:08:29.671 - even slightly less miserable. - Well, what about you? 1216 01:08:29.755 --> 01:08:32.171 Stuck at home with your dad and that car? 1217 01:08:32.421 --> 01:08:34.505 You have all this talent, and you waste it. 1218 01:08:34.588 --> 01:08:35.588 You do shit with it. 1219 01:08:35.671 --> 01:08:38.814 And you say it's because you don't need all that and you're happy, but really... 1220 01:08:38.838 --> 01:08:40.421 it's because you're scared. 1221 01:08:44.921 --> 01:08:46.713 Well, now you have nothing to say to me? 1222 01:08:49.421 --> 01:08:50.463 What are you doing? 1223 01:08:52.213 --> 01:08:55.296 I don't know. I... I... I don't know. I'm... I'm sorry. 1224 01:09:30.130 --> 01:09:32.213 I'm just up here, on the left. 1225 01:10:22.046 --> 01:10:24.005 Oh, my God. 1226 01:10:24.546 --> 01:10:26.630 Whoa. 1227 01:10:29.463 --> 01:10:30.463 I mean... 1228 01:10:31.005 --> 01:10:32.421 you've gotten better. 1229 01:10:32.630 --> 01:10:34.255 Well, I've had some practice. 1230 01:10:34.338 --> 01:10:37.671 Oh. Oh, really? How much practice? 1231 01:10:37.755 --> 01:10:41.005 Hey. Don't slut shame me. 1232 01:10:48.671 --> 01:10:49.713 I missed you. 1233 01:10:52.005 --> 01:10:53.005 Me, too. 1234 01:11:01.213 --> 01:11:03.130 I punched Keanu Reeves... 1235 01:11:03.838 --> 01:11:04.963 In the face. 1236 01:11:06.546 --> 01:11:09.671 Also, can we talk about the fact that he called us an Uber Pool? 1237 01:11:09.755 --> 01:11:10.856 - I think that was a mistake. - No. 1238 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:13.046 He definitely got us the worst option on purpose. 1239 01:11:37.880 --> 01:11:38.880 Marcus! 1240 01:11:47.963 --> 01:11:50.630 That's my boyfriend! 1241 01:11:57.588 --> 01:11:58.588 You wanna hit that? 1242 01:11:58.671 --> 01:12:00.713 If you hit on him, I'll mess up your life. 1243 01:12:00.796 --> 01:12:03.963 I'll get your social security number. Mess it up. 1244 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:20.505 Boop! 1245 01:12:54.463 --> 01:12:56.338 Wow, she actually said that to you? 1246 01:12:57.130 --> 01:12:59.630 I can't believe it. She always seemed so sweet in her movies. 1247 01:12:59.713 --> 01:13:02.296 Just because somebody plays a singing teapot in a Disney movie 1248 01:13:02.380 --> 01:13:04.713 doesn't mean they're always nice, Marcus. 1249 01:13:07.421 --> 01:13:09.171 It's nice to see you like this again. 1250 01:13:09.463 --> 01:13:10.463 Like what? 1251 01:13:10.505 --> 01:13:12.213 - Yourself. - Well... 1252 01:13:13.046 --> 01:13:14.526 thanks for reminding me how it feels. 1253 01:13:15.255 --> 01:13:16.338 How what feels? 1254 01:13:17.088 --> 01:13:18.421 Home. 1255 01:13:20.630 --> 01:13:22.150 I love that you're back home. 1256 01:13:27.588 --> 01:13:30.463 Veronica, Denise, she's so beautiful. 1257 01:13:30.546 --> 01:13:32.838 - Thank you. - Isn't she amazing? 1258 01:13:32.921 --> 01:13:34.671 I can't stop staring at her. 1259 01:13:34.755 --> 01:13:36.130 I mean, no pressure, 1260 01:13:36.213 --> 01:13:38.171 but I feel like I'm a total natural godmother, 1261 01:13:38.255 --> 01:13:39.588 like the way I'm cradling her. 1262 01:13:39.671 --> 01:13:42.171 You're great. You just can't cradle her from New York. 1263 01:13:42.255 --> 01:13:43.796 Bitch, I will be her fairy godmother. 1264 01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:45.546 Okay? I will flit back and forth 1265 01:13:45.630 --> 01:13:47.171 to wherever she is, like a fairy. 1266 01:13:47.255 --> 01:13:48.564 Okay, the fact that you said "bitch" 1267 01:13:48.588 --> 01:13:50.869 while you're holding my baby means that you are not ready. 1268 01:13:51.213 --> 01:13:53.546 Um, so you're still planning to go to New York? 1269 01:13:53.630 --> 01:13:54.838 Yeah. I have to be on-site 1270 01:13:54.921 --> 01:13:57.106 to get the restaurant up and running. 1271 01:13:57.130 --> 01:14:00.755 Oh, I... I just, I don't know. I thought you'd stay here for a while. 1272 01:14:01.963 --> 01:14:05.130 I was actually hoping you'd come with me. It'd be so fun to be there with you. 1273 01:14:05.463 --> 01:14:08.588 I'm sure they have dive bars in New York where you can play for free. 1274 01:14:09.046 --> 01:14:10.046 Right? 1275 01:14:10.130 --> 01:14:12.130 Yes. Godmother Sasha. 1276 01:14:12.463 --> 01:14:15.880 - I'm gonna godmother the shit out of you. - That's another strike. 1277 01:14:31.546 --> 01:14:34.671 I thought you said fancy was out. These dudes are all wearing tuxedos. 1278 01:14:34.755 --> 01:14:35.796 No, you're fine. 1279 01:14:36.046 --> 01:14:38.046 They'll just assume you're a K-pop Star. 1280 01:14:39.838 --> 01:14:41.005 Coats required, sir. 1281 01:14:42.380 --> 01:14:43.588 Shit. 1282 01:14:45.755 --> 01:14:47.671 You don't have anything less roomy? 1283 01:14:47.755 --> 01:14:49.005 This is all we have, sir. 1284 01:14:49.505 --> 01:14:50.505 What about those? 1285 01:14:50.963 --> 01:14:52.588 No. Those aren't available. 1286 01:14:52.880 --> 01:14:54.939 - They're not available? - No, they belong to people. 1287 01:14:54.963 --> 01:14:57.255 Right, and this one doesn't belong to people, 1288 01:14:57.338 --> 01:15:00.880 - because nobody is this big, right? - The gentleman died, sir. 1289 01:15:00.963 --> 01:15:03.022 - The person who owned this died? - Yes, that's correct. 1290 01:15:03.046 --> 01:15:04.296 Oh, André the Giant. 1291 01:15:04.380 --> 01:15:07.255 - It was André the Giant? - He was a larger gentleman. 1292 01:15:12.046 --> 01:15:15.005 You look like 1980s Ellen when she did stand-up. 1293 01:15:15.630 --> 01:15:18.546 Shut up. I am doing this for you. 1294 01:15:18.630 --> 01:15:20.630 Hey, you're pulling it off. It's okay. 1295 01:15:22.046 --> 01:15:24.963 Good evening. Lamb carpaccio with a Caesar ice cream? 1296 01:15:25.046 --> 01:15:26.838 Absolutely not, thank you. 1297 01:15:27.796 --> 01:15:28.630 Quail egg parfait? 1298 01:15:28.713 --> 01:15:30.963 Rather shoot myself in the face, thanks. 1299 01:15:32.338 --> 01:15:33.588 What? I said thank you. 1300 01:15:34.630 --> 01:15:36.939 Sorry, I have to do this red carpet thing real quick, okay? 1301 01:15:36.963 --> 01:15:38.171 Okay. 1302 01:15:40.130 --> 01:15:41.338 Can you hold my purse? 1303 01:15:41.963 --> 01:15:43.255 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Great. 1304 01:15:46.463 --> 01:15:47.755 Hey! Love it! 1305 01:15:47.838 --> 01:15:51.755 Sasha, smile! Smile! You look gorgeous! 1306 01:15:51.838 --> 01:15:53.713 - Yeah. - Thank you, Sasha. 1307 01:15:54.338 --> 01:15:57.546 Sasha! Tell us about your new San Francisco restaurant, Saintly Fare. 1308 01:15:57.630 --> 01:16:00.231 Oh, all I can say is it's gonna be something different, innovative. 1309 01:16:00.255 --> 01:16:02.439 - Love it! - How are you handling the breakup 1310 01:16:02.463 --> 01:16:03.380 with Brandon Choi? 1311 01:16:03.463 --> 01:16:05.130 I wish Brandon nothing but the best. 1312 01:16:05.213 --> 01:16:08.046 It was just time for us to go in different directions. 1313 01:16:08.213 --> 01:16:09.921 But I'm here tonight with my new boyfriend, 1314 01:16:10.546 --> 01:16:11.755 Marcus Kim. 1315 01:16:12.963 --> 01:16:17.130 - Is he a chef, too? - No, no, no, he's in heat and air. 1316 01:16:17.213 --> 01:16:18.755 He's just a regular guy. 1317 01:16:20.088 --> 01:16:22.488 Sasha, nice to see you. 1318 01:16:30.546 --> 01:16:33.338 God, I can't believe we're opening Saintly Fare tonight. 1319 01:16:33.421 --> 01:16:34.921 Phew, I'm nervous. 1320 01:16:35.296 --> 01:16:37.213 You thought the last event was crazy? 1321 01:16:37.296 --> 01:16:38.755 Wait till you see what it's like 1322 01:16:38.838 --> 01:16:40.921 - opening night of a restaurant. - Hmm. 1323 01:16:41.046 --> 01:16:43.713 I'm just glad this is the last thing for a while. 1324 01:16:43.796 --> 01:16:44.713 Well... 1325 01:16:44.796 --> 01:16:47.463 not really. Remember, I'm off to New York next week. 1326 01:16:47.921 --> 01:16:49.296 You're still coming, right? 1327 01:16:50.088 --> 01:16:51.296 Oh, um... 1328 01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:54.921 Well, I'm not sure I can, I got my dad and that Southie's audition, so... 1329 01:16:55.421 --> 01:16:56.921 So, come after the audition. 1330 01:16:57.255 --> 01:17:00.880 Well, maybe. We'll see. So, when are you planning on coming back? 1331 01:17:02.046 --> 01:17:03.046 I wasn't. 1332 01:17:03.921 --> 01:17:06.338 I'm... moving on to the next thing. 1333 01:17:06.755 --> 01:17:07.755 You know? 1334 01:17:08.255 --> 01:17:11.546 Oh, right. Right. It's because you're a celebrity chef. 1335 01:17:11.755 --> 01:17:13.921 Who came up with that term anyway? 1336 01:17:14.005 --> 01:17:15.255 It's so pretentious. 1337 01:17:15.505 --> 01:17:17.505 Great, well, it wasn't me, okay? 1338 01:17:20.171 --> 01:17:21.796 You know what other term I hate? 1339 01:17:22.046 --> 01:17:23.796 "Elevated Asian cuisine." 1340 01:17:24.130 --> 01:17:27.255 Asian food isn't supposed to be "elevated." It's supposed to be authentic. 1341 01:17:27.338 --> 01:17:29.213 That's what you used to make with my mom. 1342 01:17:29.296 --> 01:17:31.338 I don't know why you're doing this kinda stuff now. 1343 01:17:31.421 --> 01:17:34.296 Oh, so now you're saying my food isn't authentic. 1344 01:17:34.380 --> 01:17:35.671 It's not authentic. 1345 01:17:35.755 --> 01:17:37.921 Asian food shouldn't be served in a shot glass. 1346 01:17:38.005 --> 01:17:39.838 It should be served in a big ass bowl. 1347 01:17:39.921 --> 01:17:42.130 You're just catering to rich white people. 1348 01:17:42.213 --> 01:17:45.213 Well, if you think I'm such a sellout, then why are you dating me? 1349 01:17:45.296 --> 01:17:48.046 If you think I'm just a regular guy, then why are you dating me? 1350 01:17:48.130 --> 01:17:48.963 Oh, I know, 1351 01:17:49.046 --> 01:17:50.647 it's because you need someone to carry your purse. 1352 01:17:50.671 --> 01:17:53.005 I called you "a regular guy" as a compliment. 1353 01:17:53.088 --> 01:17:55.439 - You aren't caught up in all the bullshit. - The way you are? 1354 01:17:55.463 --> 01:17:56.463 Oh, right. 1355 01:17:56.630 --> 01:18:00.880 Instead, you smoke weed every night 'cause that's so much more noble. 1356 01:18:00.963 --> 01:18:03.671 God forbid someone relax in Sasha Tran's presence. 1357 01:18:03.755 --> 01:18:06.130 Don't shame me for going after things, Marcus! 1358 01:18:06.213 --> 01:18:08.397 - You're so scared to do anything new. - I'm not scared. 1359 01:18:08.421 --> 01:18:11.463 Okay? I just don't want to be some dude on your arm 1360 01:18:11.546 --> 01:18:12.981 so you don't have to show up to places alone. 1361 01:18:13.005 --> 01:18:14.005 Why not? 1362 01:18:14.046 --> 01:18:16.406 What's wrong with that? What's wrong with you supporting me? 1363 01:18:16.755 --> 01:18:18.731 No one would question it if it was the other way around. 1364 01:18:18.755 --> 01:18:19.963 You don't support me. 1365 01:18:20.046 --> 01:18:22.046 You hate the band. You hate Ragga. 1366 01:18:22.130 --> 01:18:23.296 I don't hate the band! 1367 01:18:23.380 --> 01:18:24.755 I think the band is great. 1368 01:18:25.171 --> 01:18:27.213 Too great to be stuck playing in that shithole! 1369 01:18:27.296 --> 01:18:29.005 Well, I love that shithole! 1370 01:18:29.421 --> 01:18:31.921 Sorry if it isn't "elevated" enough for you. 1371 01:18:33.005 --> 01:18:35.796 You know what, Marcus? Don't come tonight. 1372 01:18:43.546 --> 01:18:44.546 Sasha! 1373 01:18:48.005 --> 01:18:50.213 - Sasha, look, I didn't mean to... - I love you, Marcus. 1374 01:18:52.296 --> 01:18:54.130 I've loved you since we were kids. 1375 01:18:55.671 --> 01:18:57.213 And I don't need you to live my life, 1376 01:18:57.296 --> 01:18:59.796 but I need you to understand that this is my life. 1377 01:19:00.796 --> 01:19:01.963 I want to be with you. 1378 01:19:02.046 --> 01:19:05.296 I want to come home to you, even when you're being an asshole. 1379 01:19:06.838 --> 01:19:08.630 After the opening, I'm gonna go to New York, 1380 01:19:08.713 --> 01:19:11.088 and if you don't want to come with me, then just say it. 1381 01:19:18.463 --> 01:19:20.338 I don't want to go to New York with you. 1382 01:19:23.130 --> 01:19:24.838 You are such a fucking coward. 1383 01:20:09.421 --> 01:20:11.731 Make sure to leave some seats at the bar open for walk-ins 1384 01:20:11.755 --> 01:20:15.171 and tell Andre not to order dried shiitakes. Only fresh. 1385 01:20:15.630 --> 01:20:18.088 Okay. You sure you're gonna be okay? 1386 01:20:18.171 --> 01:20:19.296 Yeah, I'm fine. 1387 01:20:20.255 --> 01:20:22.397 I came here to open the restaurant, and that's what I did. 1388 01:20:22.421 --> 01:20:24.189 - On to the next. - Ok. I know this is gonna make you mad, 1389 01:20:24.213 --> 01:20:25.755 but I'm just gonna say it. 1390 01:20:26.255 --> 01:20:27.380 Don't give up on this. 1391 01:20:27.963 --> 01:20:30.338 I don't want to see you live a life of regret 1392 01:20:30.755 --> 01:20:33.588 and think, "Maybe if I tried harder..." 1393 01:20:33.671 --> 01:20:35.314 - What am I supposed to do? - Just talk to Marcus. 1394 01:20:35.338 --> 01:20:37.171 I'm done talking to Marcus. 1395 01:20:37.838 --> 01:20:40.088 I'll call you from New York. 1396 01:20:41.005 --> 01:20:43.255 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1397 01:20:56.171 --> 01:20:57.731 Hey, dad, I got us some Panera Bread... 1398 01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:00.213 - Dad? - Marcus. 1399 01:21:00.296 --> 01:21:01.921 - Donna Summer? - Diana Ross. 1400 01:21:02.046 --> 01:21:03.338 - Kathy. - Dad! 1401 01:21:03.588 --> 01:21:04.588 Marcus. 1402 01:21:05.463 --> 01:21:08.838 Okay, now that we've all met, who wants some dinner? 1403 01:21:12.005 --> 01:21:14.713 - How long has this been going on? - For a while now. 1404 01:21:15.046 --> 01:21:18.255 We hit it off at the party, and you know how much I love Diana Ross. 1405 01:21:18.338 --> 01:21:19.671 How come you never told me? 1406 01:21:21.713 --> 01:21:23.213 I didn't know how you'd react. 1407 01:21:25.963 --> 01:21:27.505 Did Sasha leave for New York? 1408 01:21:27.588 --> 01:21:29.505 Um, yeah. Yeah, she did. 1409 01:21:30.421 --> 01:21:31.501 Why didn't you go with her? 1410 01:21:31.630 --> 01:21:32.630 Well... 1411 01:21:32.838 --> 01:21:35.463 Because I have responsibilities here, you know? 1412 01:21:35.546 --> 01:21:37.296 I got the business, the band, you. 1413 01:21:37.380 --> 01:21:39.880 - I'm your caregiver. - What the hell are you talking about? 1414 01:21:39.963 --> 01:21:41.921 - I don't need a caregiver. - Yes, you do, Dad. 1415 01:21:42.005 --> 01:21:44.005 You think I can't stick a needle in my own ass? 1416 01:21:44.088 --> 01:21:45.147 Well, why have I been doing it? 1417 01:21:45.171 --> 01:21:47.213 You're using me as an excuse not to live your life. 1418 01:21:47.296 --> 01:21:48.130 You need me, okay? 1419 01:21:48.213 --> 01:21:50.255 You lost Mom. 1420 01:21:51.213 --> 01:21:52.380 I can't leave you, too. 1421 01:21:58.338 --> 01:22:00.296 We both lost your mom. 1422 01:22:01.255 --> 01:22:03.880 And as hard as it was, it was her time to go. 1423 01:22:06.088 --> 01:22:08.130 Now, I thought if I gave you space, 1424 01:22:08.213 --> 01:22:10.630 someday you'd be able to let go and move on. 1425 01:22:12.546 --> 01:22:15.546 But you just sat there and let the world pass you by. 1426 01:22:17.630 --> 01:22:18.963 It kills me seeing you like this 1427 01:22:19.046 --> 01:22:21.463 because I know it would have broken your mother's heart. 1428 01:22:23.630 --> 01:22:25.463 Hey, at some point... 1429 01:22:26.838 --> 01:22:29.546 you're gonna have to take a chance on something, son. 1430 01:22:35.880 --> 01:22:38.505 And please, don't be a downer in front of Kathy. 1431 01:22:51.838 --> 01:22:56.213 Oh! There they are. Hey, buttholes! 1432 01:22:56.546 --> 01:22:58.880 I got here early for a little pregame. 1433 01:22:58.963 --> 01:23:00.588 Well, what... what's going on? 1434 01:23:00.796 --> 01:23:01.796 Breakup. 1435 01:23:02.255 --> 01:23:03.338 You and Sasha broke up? 1436 01:23:03.546 --> 01:23:06.088 - What? When did that happen? - Hey, check it out. 1437 01:23:06.213 --> 01:23:08.463 It is audition night at Southie's. 1438 01:23:08.546 --> 01:23:11.546 No one knows us on this side of town, and I'm okay with that. 1439 01:23:11.755 --> 01:23:12.838 Let's do this! 1440 01:23:25.588 --> 01:23:27.630 Time out. I just need to... 1441 01:23:27.713 --> 01:23:29.796 ...take care of this. 1442 01:23:32.255 --> 01:23:33.088 Hey! 1443 01:23:33.213 --> 01:23:35.505 Question: Where's the men's room? 1444 01:23:35.588 --> 01:23:38.171 You're the most selfish person I've ever met! 1445 01:23:38.755 --> 01:23:41.315 You know, you don't care about the band. You don't care about us. 1446 01:23:41.380 --> 01:23:45.380 Marcus, I lost 50 pounds, and you don't even care enough to notice. 1447 01:23:45.463 --> 01:23:47.671 Yeah, I wear a medium now. 1448 01:23:47.755 --> 01:23:49.421 The tricky part's keeping it off. 1449 01:23:49.505 --> 01:23:50.755 I am aware of that, Ginger! 1450 01:23:51.713 --> 01:23:53.171 I don't need her, guys. 1451 01:23:53.380 --> 01:23:56.046 Just tell me that I'm better off without her and I don't need her. 1452 01:23:57.171 --> 01:23:59.421 I hate her lifestyle, and she hates mine. 1453 01:23:59.880 --> 01:24:01.005 Come on, Tony. 1454 01:24:01.088 --> 01:24:03.963 Just tell me that me and Sasha were a match made in hell 1455 01:24:04.046 --> 01:24:05.255 and this is all for the best. 1456 01:24:05.338 --> 01:24:06.938 I don't know what to say to you, Marcus. 1457 01:24:07.546 --> 01:24:10.588 I'm literally telling you exactly what to say, word for word. 1458 01:24:10.921 --> 01:24:13.421 You messed up, man. 1459 01:24:37.296 --> 01:24:38.731 Hi, leave me a message. 1460 01:24:38.755 --> 01:24:41.463 I am so sorry. 1461 01:24:41.546 --> 01:24:42.546 I messed up. 1462 01:24:42.755 --> 01:24:44.380 I know this is too little too late, 1463 01:24:44.463 --> 01:24:47.338 and you probably never want to talk to me again, but... 1464 01:24:47.421 --> 01:24:49.546 I don't know, I'm gonna keep trying. 1465 01:24:49.630 --> 01:24:53.005 I can't let another 16 years go by without talking to you. 1466 01:24:54.546 --> 01:24:56.130 Hey, it's, um, me again. 1467 01:24:56.213 --> 01:25:00.255 So, Southie's gave us another chance, and we killed it. 1468 01:25:00.338 --> 01:25:02.921 Oh, and, um, I don't know if you got the link I texted you, 1469 01:25:03.005 --> 01:25:06.421 but I took over merch from Quasar and set up an online store, 1470 01:25:06.505 --> 01:25:09.088 and, uh, our sales have gone through the roof, 1471 01:25:09.588 --> 01:25:12.296 which is, like, totally crazy. 1472 01:25:12.505 --> 01:25:14.897 Okay, I know you're probably sick of hearing from me, 1473 01:25:14.921 --> 01:25:17.630 but I just wanted to let you know that I moved out. 1474 01:25:17.713 --> 01:25:18.713 Got my own place. 1475 01:25:19.088 --> 01:25:21.588 It's small, but at least it's shitty. 1476 01:25:21.671 --> 01:25:24.031 Uh, and I'm actually gonna be near your restaurant tomorrow, 1477 01:25:24.088 --> 01:25:27.630 so I figured I'd stop by and see if maybe you're in San Francisco. 1478 01:25:27.921 --> 01:25:30.963 I just... I just really want to talk to you, so... 1479 01:25:31.046 --> 01:25:34.505 ...okay, uh, bye. 1480 01:25:44.463 --> 01:25:45.630 Mom? Dad? 1481 01:25:45.713 --> 01:25:47.606 - Surprise! - We came to visit you. 1482 01:25:47.630 --> 01:25:49.838 - In New York? - Yeah! 1483 01:25:49.921 --> 01:25:52.046 We have free airline vouchers, 1484 01:25:52.130 --> 01:25:54.130 and we found your address on the Google. 1485 01:25:54.588 --> 01:25:56.755 Only two Sasha Tran in this area, 1486 01:25:57.088 --> 01:25:58.630 but the other one is a baby. 1487 01:25:59.380 --> 01:26:01.630 Sasha... goodness. 1488 01:26:01.713 --> 01:26:04.213 Hey! Your apartment is beautiful. 1489 01:26:04.296 --> 01:26:07.380 Seriously, you guys didn't have to fly all the way out here. 1490 01:26:07.713 --> 01:26:10.921 We heard Food & Wine magazine is giving you a big award, 1491 01:26:11.130 --> 01:26:13.671 - and we wanted to come support you. - Wow. 1492 01:26:13.921 --> 01:26:15.213 That's a first. 1493 01:26:16.338 --> 01:26:17.421 Okay, um... 1494 01:26:17.505 --> 01:26:20.130 we... we know you're mad at us because we weren't around much 1495 01:26:20.213 --> 01:26:21.253 - when... - "Much"? 1496 01:26:21.421 --> 01:26:24.588 You used to leave me home alone for an entire day, Mom. 1497 01:26:25.171 --> 01:26:27.505 We're trying our best to make up for it now. 1498 01:26:27.963 --> 01:26:29.546 Okay. 1499 01:26:36.130 --> 01:26:36.963 What's this? 1500 01:26:37.046 --> 01:26:38.046 A receipt. 1501 01:26:38.546 --> 01:26:40.630 We went to your new restaurant in San Francisco, 1502 01:26:40.713 --> 01:26:42.439 and we didn't tell them we were your parents, 1503 01:26:42.463 --> 01:26:44.713 and we pay everything in full price. 1504 01:26:45.755 --> 01:26:46.755 No way. 1505 01:26:47.296 --> 01:26:49.046 We have so many pictures we could have shown 1506 01:26:49.130 --> 01:26:51.005 as proof we were family, 1507 01:26:51.088 --> 01:26:52.338 but we didn't bring them. 1508 01:26:52.421 --> 01:26:55.880 See? Daddy and I even ordered extra shrimp. 1509 01:27:25.755 --> 01:27:27.046 Uh, sir? 1510 01:27:27.921 --> 01:27:29.380 Hi, can I help you? 1511 01:27:29.588 --> 01:27:32.630 Oh, yeah. Um, is Sasha Tran here by any chance? 1512 01:27:33.005 --> 01:27:35.296 - I'm afraid not. - How about Veronica? 1513 01:27:35.380 --> 01:27:36.380 I'm an old friend. 1514 01:27:36.755 --> 01:27:38.588 She's in the office upstairs. 1515 01:27:39.421 --> 01:27:40.421 Cool, thanks. 1516 01:27:41.796 --> 01:27:43.880 Veronica, hi. 1517 01:27:44.213 --> 01:27:47.088 There's a very middle-class man on his way up to see you. 1518 01:28:11.505 --> 01:28:14.005 Hey. 1519 01:28:16.921 --> 01:28:18.463 She's the reason our sales went up. 1520 01:28:19.630 --> 01:28:22.588 She's been ordering all the stuff online under a fake name, 1521 01:28:22.921 --> 01:28:24.005 having it sent here. 1522 01:28:25.380 --> 01:28:27.755 What name? 1523 01:28:27.838 --> 01:28:29.046 D'Angelo. 1524 01:28:31.380 --> 01:28:33.338 I thought she never wanted to talk to me again. 1525 01:28:33.421 --> 01:28:34.963 Why would she do this? 1526 01:28:35.421 --> 01:28:36.421 Wow. 1527 01:28:36.546 --> 01:28:38.380 You cute, but you dumb. 1528 01:28:55.005 --> 01:28:56.397 Hello. Can I help you? 1529 01:28:56.421 --> 01:28:58.796 - Check the attitude, bitch. - Okay. 1530 01:28:58.880 --> 01:29:00.272 I'm flying to New York in the morning. 1531 01:29:00.296 --> 01:29:02.671 My friend Keanu Reeves recommended you guys. 1532 01:29:02.755 --> 01:29:04.564 Have you heard of Keanu Reeves? He's my friend. 1533 01:29:04.588 --> 01:29:06.880 I punched him in the face. I'll take that one. 1534 01:29:07.338 --> 01:29:08.838 Uh, excellent choice, sir. 1535 01:29:08.921 --> 01:29:10.255 - Champagne? - Oh, no, thank you. 1536 01:29:10.338 --> 01:29:12.380 Of course, champagne! Pour that shit! 1537 01:29:14.046 --> 01:29:15.213 All right. Thank you. 1538 01:29:15.671 --> 01:29:17.505 Let me just get the tag for you. 1539 01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:24.255 Get it off me! Get it off me! Take it off! It's burning. 1540 01:29:30.546 --> 01:29:32.171 - Help you? - Yeah. 1541 01:29:32.255 --> 01:29:36.130 I'll take this suit for $219.32. 1542 01:29:36.213 --> 01:29:37.933 It comes with a belt and two pairs of pants. 1543 01:29:38.421 --> 01:29:40.171 That is a very versatile ensemble. 1544 01:29:40.255 --> 01:29:42.963 It's great for court dates, entry-level job interviews, 1545 01:29:43.046 --> 01:29:44.546 high school reunions, 1546 01:29:44.630 --> 01:29:47.463 where, like, you don't want them to know how successful you are. 1547 01:30:18.421 --> 01:30:20.061 Sasha! This way, please! 1548 01:30:20.671 --> 01:30:23.314 - Sasha! Sasha! - Sasha! Over here! 1549 01:30:23.338 --> 01:30:24.856 - Sasha! - Hey. 1550 01:30:24.880 --> 01:30:27.713 - Sasha! - Sasha, who's your date tonight? 1551 01:30:27.796 --> 01:30:30.463 Uh, well, I couldn't decide on just one, 1552 01:30:30.546 --> 01:30:32.046 so I brought two. 1553 01:30:32.921 --> 01:30:34.130 Quoc and Sandy Tran, 1554 01:30:34.546 --> 01:30:35.706 - my parents. - Aw! 1555 01:30:36.005 --> 01:30:37.939 - Get them in the photo with ya. - Come on. 1556 01:30:37.963 --> 01:30:40.338 Mom, Dad, you're lookin' beautiful. 1557 01:30:41.171 --> 01:30:43.838 Excuse me. Uh, I have a question! 1558 01:30:46.630 --> 01:30:47.880 Marcus? 1559 01:30:49.296 --> 01:30:50.296 What are you doing here? 1560 01:30:50.880 --> 01:30:52.213 I came here to find you. 1561 01:30:53.046 --> 01:30:55.130 Uh, the whole plane ride over here, 1562 01:30:55.255 --> 01:30:58.005 I was trying to figure out how I could say this in some great way, 1563 01:30:58.088 --> 01:31:00.171 but I couldn't, so I'm just gonna say it badly. 1564 01:31:01.838 --> 01:31:03.338 I wanna be where you are. 1565 01:31:04.255 --> 01:31:09.255 I don't care where it is. I don't care what outfit I have to wear. 1566 01:31:09.338 --> 01:31:13.171 I don't care if I have to eat a lot of tiny, little things that I hate. 1567 01:31:13.255 --> 01:31:14.713 I... I just wanna be with you. 1568 01:31:15.255 --> 01:31:16.505 I wanna make you laugh. 1569 01:31:16.755 --> 01:31:20.046 I want you to call me out when I'm not pushing myself hard enough. 1570 01:31:20.296 --> 01:31:22.213 I want to have a lot of sex with you. 1571 01:31:23.255 --> 01:31:25.046 I probably should have left the sex part out. 1572 01:31:25.130 --> 01:31:27.588 I'm worried that I cheapened it. Anyway, I just... 1573 01:31:28.171 --> 01:31:32.046 I want to have a family with you. I want to spend my life with you. 1574 01:31:32.380 --> 01:31:33.713 Even if it scares me, 1575 01:31:33.796 --> 01:31:36.630 even if I'm as scared every day as I am right now. 1576 01:31:37.588 --> 01:31:38.921 So my question is this: 1577 01:31:40.046 --> 01:31:41.046 Sasha Tran... 1578 01:31:42.046 --> 01:31:43.713 can I hold your purse for you? 1579 01:31:48.463 --> 01:31:50.046 That was the bad version? 1580 01:31:51.046 --> 01:31:52.713 - It was good? - It was great. 1581 01:31:52.796 --> 01:31:54.106 - You liked it? - I loved it. 1582 01:31:54.130 --> 01:31:55.171 Kiss already! 1583 01:32:17.630 --> 01:32:19.005 Let's go get your award. 1584 01:32:20.421 --> 01:32:23.501 - Look this way, please! - Sasha, thank you! 1585 01:32:23.588 --> 01:32:25.356 - This is fancy. - Yeah, you like it? 1586 01:32:25.380 --> 01:32:27.439 - Where is that from? - Suits 'N Stuff. 1587 01:32:27.463 --> 01:32:30.147 - Oh, my... What is that? - Came with two pairs of pants. 1588 01:32:30.171 --> 01:32:31.296 I think they're paper. 1589 01:32:33.546 --> 01:32:35.147 - Paid for it myself. - What? 1590 01:32:35.171 --> 01:32:37.421 - With the merch money. - Oh! 1591 01:32:37.505 --> 01:32:39.380 Oh, I cannot believe you did that. 1592 01:32:39.463 --> 01:32:43.046 And we are honored to present our Visionary of the Year award to... 1593 01:32:43.671 --> 01:32:46.630 Sasha Tran! 1594 01:32:46.713 --> 01:32:47.755 Sasha! 1595 01:32:50.005 --> 01:32:51.213 Whoo! 1596 01:32:58.005 --> 01:32:59.005 Sasha! 1597 01:33:00.630 --> 01:33:02.130 What an amazing night. 1598 01:33:02.921 --> 01:33:03.963 Are you still hungry? 1599 01:33:04.046 --> 01:33:05.671 Starving. 1600 01:33:05.755 --> 01:33:08.588 The main course was a rice noodle wrapped around a fig. 1601 01:33:08.671 --> 01:33:12.171 Well, lucky for you, 1602 01:33:12.713 --> 01:33:14.005 I know a great new place. 1603 01:33:14.338 --> 01:33:15.213 Really? 1604 01:33:15.296 --> 01:33:17.130 Unlimited quail egg parfait. 1605 01:33:17.213 --> 01:33:18.755 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 1606 01:33:18.963 --> 01:33:20.880 It's a buffet of parfait. 1607 01:33:23.338 --> 01:33:26.171 We don't open for a week, but we're deep in prep mode. 1608 01:33:30.213 --> 01:33:31.380 I love it. 1609 01:33:31.463 --> 01:33:33.421 It looks so different from your other restaurant. 1610 01:33:33.505 --> 01:33:35.338 Come here. I wanna show you something. 1611 01:33:37.963 --> 01:33:39.046 Hey, is it ready? 1612 01:33:39.796 --> 01:33:40.796 Yes, Chef. 1613 01:33:46.838 --> 01:33:48.046 It's just like my mom's. 1614 01:33:57.921 --> 01:33:59.213 It's all her recipes. 1615 01:34:00.921 --> 01:34:02.713 This is what I want to do, Marcus. 1616 01:34:03.880 --> 01:34:06.296 The kind of food that makes people feel at home. 1617 01:34:07.755 --> 01:34:09.630 The way your mom always made me feel. 1618 01:34:15.338 --> 01:34:16.338 You win. 1619 01:34:17.505 --> 01:34:18.755 This beats my speech. 1620 01:34:21.088 --> 01:34:23.880 It's gonna be hard to give you an unbiased Yelp review. 1621 01:34:47.005 --> 01:34:50.630 Oh, Sasha, thank you again for flying us out for this. 1622 01:34:50.713 --> 01:34:52.755 I couldn't imagine doing it without you, Mr. Kim. 1623 01:34:52.838 --> 01:34:55.296 So, um, what do you think? 1624 01:34:55.796 --> 01:34:56.996 Think she would have liked it? 1625 01:34:59.130 --> 01:35:00.380 She would have loved it. 1626 01:35:08.671 --> 01:35:10.546 I accept. 1627 01:35:10.963 --> 01:35:13.755 - Sorry? - Yes! I will be your baby's godmother. 1628 01:35:14.421 --> 01:35:17.421 Oh! We asked Denise's sister to be the godmother. 1629 01:35:18.046 --> 01:35:20.796 - What? - Just kidding, girl. You know it's you. 1630 01:35:20.880 --> 01:35:22.630 Stop. 1631 01:35:23.088 --> 01:35:26.838 - Hey, so postpartum is real. - Shh! Come on. This is the opening. 1632 01:35:34.255 --> 01:35:37.213 Maybe next we can make Hello East Coast Peril happen. 1633 01:35:37.296 --> 01:35:41.171 - Yeah, I'd be down for that. - Taking the Bay Area cross-country. 1634 01:35:41.255 --> 01:35:44.338 Hey, you're looking good, by the way. 1635 01:35:44.546 --> 01:35:45.588 What is that? A medium? 1636 01:35:45.671 --> 01:35:48.630 - European slim cut, baby. - Uh-oh! 1637 01:35:48.713 --> 01:35:50.713 Best 600 bucks I ever spent. 1638 01:35:51.755 --> 01:35:53.338 I'm so hungry all the time. 1639 01:36:08.505 --> 01:36:09.713 Congratulations. 1640 01:36:09.796 --> 01:36:11.546 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 1641 01:36:12.671 --> 01:36:15.796 You think everyone knows I punched Keanu Reeves? 1642 01:36:17.255 --> 01:36:19.838 You should probably write a song about it just to be sure. 1643 01:36:19.921 --> 01:36:21.505 Hmm. 1644 01:38:47.505 --> 01:38:48.588 Whoo! 1645 01:39:09.296 --> 01:39:10.421 Whoo!