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♪ ♪

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[woman]: I love weddings.

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Really, I love
everything about them.

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There's something magical about family and friends coming

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together to watch two people
promise to love one another

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forever. Oh!

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Um, by the way, that's not me.
I'm over there.

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That's me, Jessica Parks!

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Like I said, "I love weddings."

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I love them so much in fact
that all my friends

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ask me to plan theirs. Turns out I'm pretty good at it.

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[cheering]

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All those precious moments,
you know, the ones,

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where the bride playfully
and spontaneously smears

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cake into the groom's face? Yeah, I planned it. The time,

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the camera angle, the cake placement, everything.

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OK, yeah, yeah.
OK, one second, please.

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If it happens
during the wedding,

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it's because I planned it
that way.

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Hi! That went well!
♪ ♪

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Hey, Michelle.
One vegan dish coming up.

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Best wedding photographer
in the city.

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Lucky to get him.

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[camera clicking]

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Mmm! Amazing cupcakes, Jess.

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So glad you helped
organize Tina's wedding.

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- You're such a good friend.
- Well, team effort.

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Actually, not to sound
too immodest,

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I kind of masterminded
this whole thing.

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I can't imagine how beautiful
your wedding day will be.

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[Jess chuckling]
Someday...

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[inaudible talking]
That's Rob. He's my date.

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I know it's a little early
in the relationship to be

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inviting someone to a wedding, but we've really been jiving,

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so I figured a wedding
can only bring us closer.

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Right?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I think we need to split up.

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I did not plan this.

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- What?!
- Look, it's...

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it's not you.
You are... you are great.

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OK, well, if I'm so great,

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why are you
splitting up with me?

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I just feel like
we never really...

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I don't know, jived.

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Also, I ran
into my ex-girlfriend.

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[sighing]
I, uh...

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I think we're really
reconnecting, you know?

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Yeah, so I think we gonna leave.

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Oh, hi. OK. Thanks, Liam.

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[sighing]

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♪ ♪

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Molly, looking strong
and ready; when's the due date?

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- Four more weeks.
- Alright. Can't wait to meet

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- the little guy. Or girl.
- Hey, Ted.

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Thanks for hooking up my cousin
with a guest pass, man.

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- Really appreciate it.
- Yeah. Well, I got some pull.

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I am theTed of Ted's Gym.

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Eesh.

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Jess, are you OK?

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Heeeee dumped me.

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Yeah. Rob dumped me,

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so that's good.

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I'm sorry.
He seemed nice.

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Yeah, he was.

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- He was.
- Didn't see it coming?

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- How...
- OK, OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Come on, we'll get you
cleaned up, OK?

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"See it coming"...
♪ ♪

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- Is that coffee?
- No, it's water.

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You need to hydrate,
make you feel better.

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Bleurgh! Thank you.

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Mm-hmm. So...

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you say he broke up
with you at the wedding?

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No, no. He broke up with me
at the reception,

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not at the service, which
I thought was very sweet of him.

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Yeah, it's very sweet,

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but I think he's a jerk,
and he doesn't deserve you

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and you should forget about him.

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Jess, you're...

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kind and intelligent
and beautiful

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and everything
that anybody could ever ask for.

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Everyone except for Rob.

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Forget Rob.

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Somebody better
will come along, I promise.

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You always took
such good care of me.

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You still do.
[Jess chuckling]

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We take care of each other.

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It's what best friends
do, right?

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Drink.

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Speaking of,
I've been thinking a lot lately

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about life

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and love and friendship.

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Jess...
I'm engaged.

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- Wha... Uh, what?!
- I know, it's crazy.

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- Who? What? Where?
- And sudden.

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- I mean, congratulations!
- Thanks.

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I didn't even know
you were dating. I mean,

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usually, you tell me
you're dating.

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I know. That's kind
of part of the thing.

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I didn't want you to disapprove.

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Disapprove?
Why would I disapprove?

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- Do I know her?
- Hmm...

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Is it one
of your ex-girlfriends?

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Is it Amanda? Because I want you
to be happy, Ted,

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- but not with Amanda.
- No, no, it's not Amanda.

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Is it the one who made those
creepy porcelain doll things?

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- What was her name?
- Terry.

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- Terry?!
- No, it's not Terry.

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OK, good. She was weird.

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It's Kimberly Kentwood.

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[slurping water]

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[gasp]

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Kimberly Kentwood...
the meanest girl

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in high school,
Kimberly Kentwood? Wow, OK,

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- I'd rather it'd be Scary Terry.
- OK, look, I know

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what you're thinking, but
she's totally changed. Wouldn't

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- even recognize her anymore.
- Oh, she looks different?

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Well, no, she looks the same.
Actually, it's kind of weird.

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Oh, thank goodness!
I mean, Kimberly Kentwood

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still looks gorgeous. I'm...

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Do you remember high school
when you were

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"Big Ted" and her
and all of her friends made fun

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- of you and me?
- Yeah, but everybody made fun

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- of me for being Big Ted.
- Uh, not everyone.

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She's amazing now, OK? She
just got out of a long-term

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relationship, and it made
her think about her life

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and it totally changed her.
I swear.

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OK.

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If you are telling me
that the Queen

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of Mean has changed,

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then, uh, I believe you.

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Thank you.

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There's one more thing.

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You know, you really like
to plan weddings, right?

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- And you're really good at it.
- Yes.

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- And you're my best friend...
- Ah! Take that,

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Kimberly Kentwood. Haha!

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- So will you be my best woman?
- What?

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Just like a best man,
but a woman.

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Oh, I know what a best woman is.

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OK, so...?

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I would... I would...
I would love to. Yes.

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- Amazing!
- Amazing!

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I get to plan
my best friend's wedding.

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To Kimberly Kentwood.

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♪ ♪
[woman]: So what did you say?

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He's my best friend;
of course I said yes.

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Prttt! Tough break, Jess.
Single again.

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- Check.
- Eating cupcakes for dinner.

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- Check, check.
- And your incredibly hot and

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successful best friend marrying
the high school mean girl.

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Any more checks, I'm gonna
start sounding like a chicken.

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Hey, why didn't you
ever date him?

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- Ted?!
- Yes, Ted.

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You're always talking about
how amazing he is, and imagine

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- how cute your kids would be.
- OK, no.

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- Enough. That's...
- Just sayin'.

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Oh, and cupcakes for dinner?

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Probably shouldn't make it
a habit. Know what I mean?

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Oh, oh, yeah!

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[sighing]
♪ ♪

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And he broke up with you
right there at the wedding?

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Well, technically,
it was at the reception,

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- but yes.
- She said

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at the reception.
Pay attention, Beatrice.

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I am paying attention.

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Well, then turn up
your hearing aid!

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And, Jessica dear,
if he broke up with you,

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- then he's a jerk.
- Not the only jerk around here.

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Ladies!

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I think the real issue here
is that her best friend

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is engaged.
Isn't that right, Jess?

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Yeah. I mean,

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Ted is a great guy,
and I want him to be happy,

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just not with Kimberly Kentwood.

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- She sounds like a jerk too.
- OK, I don't know

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if I support your flagrant use
of the word jerk

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here, Doris, but...

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yeah, she's... she's a jerk.
She was a jerk.

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But as his best friend,
you're gonna support

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his decision and help him plan
a great wedding, right?

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Yes. Of course,
Mr. Mulligan.

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You know what you should do?

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Find someone that Ted hated

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in high school and date him.

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[laughing]: OK.

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Well, thank you
for the suggestion,

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Doris. Just for now,
let's just call that plan B.

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The point is, Doris,
Jess likes Ted.

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No. No, no, no.
No, no.

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Haha! No, I don't... I don't...
I don't like Ted.

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I mean not like that.
We're just... we're just

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best friends.

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I find this
all rather confusing.

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I'm gonna grab a cookie
from the mess hall.

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- Come on, Beatrice, let's...
- OK, OK. Watch...

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watch your sugar levels, ladies.
Especially you, Doris!

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- Sure you didn't want a cookie?
- Believe me,

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I've had more than my share
of cookies in my time.

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Hey...

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The bad days make you
appreciate the good ones.

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And just remember,
he's still your best friend

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no matter who he marries.

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Old people are so smart.

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One of the benefits
of hanging around so long.

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That and free cookies
in the mess hall.

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[chuckling]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, Mom, it's me!
Not like a robber or anything.

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Oh, sweetie! How are you?

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- Hi! Good. You guys?
- Oh, we're so excited.

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Little Teddy getting married,
I feel so old.

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Oh, please! You guys act
like half your age!

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Well, that's true.
Do you feel like

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- a bite to eat?
- No. I'm just gonna

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go in my old room
and wait for Ted

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- and his fiancée to show up.
- Yes, yes,

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fiancée. I hear you all went

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to school together;
do you remember her?

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Vaguely.

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[sighing]

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♪ ♪

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Oh, Ted.

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[sighing]

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Oh, Jessica.

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Ugh!

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Hello. How are you?

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[sighing]

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[doorbell ringing]

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Kimberly Kentwood
is in my house.

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Well, this is
Jess' mother. Hahaha!

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[Kim]: So nice to meet you.
♪ ♪

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- Speaking of, where's Jess?
- She's upstairs.

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[wondrous music]

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Jess, darling, you're alright?

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Way to go, Jess, you forgot
how to walk down the stairs?

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Ted! Don't embarrass
your best woman.

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Hi, Kim. How are you?

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Jessica! We're old friends,
come here.

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- Ohhh!
- "Old friends."

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OK.

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Well, um, congratulations!

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Thank you! I never,
in a million years,

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thought I would ever
get married, especially

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00:13:08.091 --> 00:13:10.702
- to such a gem as this one.
- He is a gem.

250
00:13:10.746 --> 00:13:12.748
- You're too kind.
- No, we're not.

251
00:13:12.792 --> 00:13:15.533
You are a great guy.
Back me up here, Jess.

252
00:13:15.577 --> 00:13:17.971
What? Uh, Ted?

253
00:13:18.014 --> 00:13:20.495
- Yeah. I mean, he's cool.
- Why,

254
00:13:20.538 --> 00:13:22.714
thank you so much
for that ringing endorsement.

255
00:13:22.758 --> 00:13:24.891
She's just being funny.
Come on, Jess, you know Ted

256
00:13:24.934 --> 00:13:27.850
better than anyone here.

257
00:13:27.894 --> 00:13:30.026
Yeah, I mean, Ted is everything

258
00:13:30.070 --> 00:13:33.290
a girl could want in a partner.

259
00:13:33.334 --> 00:13:36.685
Wow! Uh, haha! I mean...

260
00:13:36.728 --> 00:13:39.166
if you're into the whole,
like, tall, handsome,

261
00:13:39.209 --> 00:13:41.211
smart, funny kind of thing,

262
00:13:41.255 --> 00:13:43.213
which I don't look for.
I'm not... I'm not...

263
00:13:43.257 --> 00:13:45.650
I'm sorry, I'm not into it.
But if you are,

264
00:13:45.694 --> 00:13:47.696
then that's good for you.

265
00:13:47.739 --> 00:13:49.611
OK. Shall we get started?

266
00:13:49.654 --> 00:13:51.439
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

267
00:13:51.482 --> 00:13:53.354
OK.

268
00:13:56.226 --> 00:13:58.272
♪ ♪
[birds singing]

269
00:14:04.365 --> 00:14:07.498
So we're gonna put
the head table over here,

270
00:14:07.542 --> 00:14:09.631
and we're gonna put the bar
in that corner,

271
00:14:09.674 --> 00:14:11.372
and there's gonna be
a bunch of chicken fingers

272
00:14:11.415 --> 00:14:13.896
for all of your guests
as a request of the groom.

273
00:14:13.940 --> 00:14:16.812
What? I like
chicken fingers.

274
00:14:16.856 --> 00:14:18.683
Yeah, he really likes
chicken fingers this guy.

275
00:14:18.727 --> 00:14:20.772
You like it? I'll let you
win that one, buddy. You know

276
00:14:20.816 --> 00:14:22.862
what I would love? It's stringed
lights from tree to tree.

277
00:14:22.905 --> 00:14:25.516
- I was thinking the same thing.
- Oh! And could we get those

278
00:14:25.560 --> 00:14:27.910
old-style lightbulbs? Ones where
you can see the filament inside,

279
00:14:27.954 --> 00:14:29.564
- what are they called?
- [together]: Edison bulbs!

280
00:14:29.607 --> 00:14:31.827
- Yeah, that's it! Neat!
- I love that

281
00:14:31.871 --> 00:14:34.264
- we make such a great team!
- I love that the two

282
00:14:34.308 --> 00:14:37.137
most important women in my life
are getting along so well.

283
00:14:37.180 --> 00:14:40.662
Really? Two most important
women? I don't remember

284
00:14:40.705 --> 00:14:42.577
seeing either of them
when I was spending

285
00:14:42.620 --> 00:14:44.448
12 hours in labour with you.

286
00:14:44.492 --> 00:14:46.668
Well, obviously,
I mean next to you, Mom.

287
00:14:46.711 --> 00:14:49.932
- I'm sure you did.
- Hi, Mrs. Cooper. How are you?

288
00:14:49.976 --> 00:14:52.674
Little Jessica!
It's been too long.

289
00:14:52.717 --> 00:14:55.155
And here she is,
my daughter-in-law

290
00:14:55.198 --> 00:14:58.288
- to be.
- Gale, nice to see you.

291
00:14:58.332 --> 00:15:01.378
Speaking of women in my life,
have we told Grams

292
00:15:01.422 --> 00:15:03.380
about the engagement party yet?

293
00:15:03.424 --> 00:15:05.513
Oh yes. We just need
someone to pick her up.

294
00:15:05.556 --> 00:15:08.124
- Oh, I can do that!
- You sure? I know you kind of

295
00:15:08.168 --> 00:15:10.387
- got a lot on your plate.
- Oh, I love Grams!

296
00:15:10.431 --> 00:15:12.694
Yeah, I can arrange
for someone to pick her up.

297
00:15:12.737 --> 00:15:15.827
- OK, thanks.
- You guys about

298
00:15:15.871 --> 00:15:18.743
done here? I want to show Kim
your childhood bedroom.

299
00:15:18.787 --> 00:15:20.658
Whoa! Yes, please.

300
00:15:20.702 --> 00:15:23.748
Yeah, we pretty much covered
everything, so...

301
00:15:23.792 --> 00:15:25.794
Well, yeah, why don't you
take her up to see my room,

302
00:15:25.837 --> 00:15:27.927
and I'm gonna go over
one more thing with Jess.

303
00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:32.627
- Go over what?
- I'll show you, come on.

304
00:15:42.376 --> 00:15:45.422
♪ ♪

305
00:15:47.511 --> 00:15:50.297
You sure you want
to go up there?

306
00:15:50.340 --> 00:15:52.777
You're kidding me? It was like
the most important place

307
00:15:52.821 --> 00:15:54.954
in the world to me as a kid.

308
00:15:54.997 --> 00:15:57.086
- OK.
- Let's go.

309
00:15:57.130 --> 00:16:00.046
♪ ♪

310
00:16:07.618 --> 00:16:10.491
I haven't been in here in years.

311
00:16:10.534 --> 00:16:12.972
Bringing back so many memories.

312
00:16:13.015 --> 00:16:14.538
Yeah. Me too.

313
00:16:14.843 --> 00:16:16.758
You used to tell me not to
pay attention to those kids

314
00:16:16.801 --> 00:16:19.065
who made fun of me
for being Big Ted.

315
00:16:19.108 --> 00:16:21.371
Yeah, and you would
assure me that Billy Clark

316
00:16:21.415 --> 00:16:25.027
would ask me out, which,
by the way, has never happened.

317
00:16:25.071 --> 00:16:27.812
You deserve better than
the Billy Clarks of the world.

318
00:16:27.856 --> 00:16:29.379
Who thought we'd be here
planning my wedding, huh?

319
00:16:29.423 --> 00:16:30.990
I know.

320
00:16:31.033 --> 00:16:32.861
To Kimberly Kentwood.

321
00:16:32.904 --> 00:16:35.081
I know.

322
00:16:35.124 --> 00:16:37.039
God, we must have been
in here a million times

323
00:16:37.083 --> 00:16:39.868
trash talking her,
and I'm gonna marry her.

324
00:16:39.911 --> 00:16:42.740
Do you remember that time when
her and her two bully friends...

325
00:16:42.784 --> 00:16:45.700
Oh, what did we call them?
Um... the Gruesome Twosome!

326
00:16:45.743 --> 00:16:48.833
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
I remember them.

327
00:16:50.835 --> 00:16:53.708
Yeah, but things are different
now. You know, we're different.

328
00:16:53.751 --> 00:16:55.623
I mean, I just can't figure out

329
00:16:55.666 --> 00:16:57.625
how you kept it a secret
from me this whole time.

330
00:16:57.668 --> 00:17:00.236
Wasn't easy.

331
00:17:00.280 --> 00:17:03.065
I wanted to tell you...

332
00:17:03.109 --> 00:17:05.459
just didn't know
how you'd react.

333
00:17:07.417 --> 00:17:09.506
You're my best friend,
you're an amazing woman,

334
00:17:09.550 --> 00:17:11.769
and you mean everything to me.

335
00:17:11.813 --> 00:17:15.686
OK. Ted, you're gonna
make me cry, so...

336
00:17:17.558 --> 00:17:18.863
I'm serious.

337
00:17:18.907 --> 00:17:21.823
You're my best friend...

338
00:17:21.866 --> 00:17:23.825
and I love you.

339
00:17:25.914 --> 00:17:29.091
I don't mean like...
Not like

340
00:17:29.135 --> 00:17:31.398
the same way I love Kim
obviously, but...

341
00:17:31.441 --> 00:17:33.226
Obviously.

342
00:17:36.446 --> 00:17:38.753
This is nice.
[Ted chuckling]

343
00:17:45.803 --> 00:17:49.851
Mr. Mulligan, everything just
went to... in a handbasket.

344
00:17:49.894 --> 00:17:53.594
- Engagement party planning?
- No. Planning was fine.

345
00:17:53.637 --> 00:17:55.335
Is this Kimberly person
still a jerk?

346
00:17:55.378 --> 00:17:57.511
No.

347
00:17:57.554 --> 00:17:59.904
Ted was right, she's actually,
like, super nice now.

348
00:17:59.948 --> 00:18:03.125
So what's the problem?

349
00:18:03.169 --> 00:18:05.040
I think I might

350
00:18:05.084 --> 00:18:07.129
like, like Ted.

351
00:18:07.173 --> 00:18:09.653
- Thought you were just friends.
- Yeah. So did I.

352
00:18:09.697 --> 00:18:12.700
- What happened?
- We started talking

353
00:18:12.743 --> 00:18:15.355
about how we've been friends
since childhood, and I started

354
00:18:15.398 --> 00:18:18.140
thinking about how amazing
he is and how much

355
00:18:18.184 --> 00:18:20.838
- he means to me and...
- Jessica,

356
00:18:20.882 --> 00:18:22.666
you can care about somebody
and admire them

357
00:18:22.710 --> 00:18:25.887
without having
romantic feelings for them.

358
00:18:25.930 --> 00:18:27.497
- Are you sure?
- Listen,

359
00:18:27.541 --> 00:18:29.586
you're gonna be spending
a lot of time with Ted

360
00:18:29.630 --> 00:18:32.198
planning the wedding.
You need to use

361
00:18:32.241 --> 00:18:34.548
that time to figure out
your true feelings for him.

362
00:18:34.591 --> 00:18:36.550
Oh!

363
00:18:36.593 --> 00:18:38.508
Things will turn out.

364
00:18:38.552 --> 00:18:42.295
Chin up.
[both laughing]

365
00:18:47.909 --> 00:18:50.477
♪ ♪

366
00:18:52.435 --> 00:18:55.699
Hey, Mrs. Cooper, did you
plug in the last of the lights?

367
00:18:55.743 --> 00:18:58.398
- Plugged in, ready to go.
- Alright, Mr. Cooper,

368
00:18:58.441 --> 00:19:01.966
turn 'em on.
♪ ♪

369
00:19:08.103 --> 00:19:10.540
- Jessica Parks.
- It's me.

370
00:19:10.584 --> 00:19:12.977
[laughing]

371
00:19:13.021 --> 00:19:16.155
- You sure are good at this.
- Thank you, Gale.

372
00:19:16.198 --> 00:19:18.983
Can't wait to see what you do
with your own wedding someday.

373
00:19:19.027 --> 00:19:20.855
Yeah, someday.

374
00:19:20.898 --> 00:19:24.119
- Jessica! Hi!
- Hi!

375
00:19:24.163 --> 00:19:26.295
- Wow, looks incredible!
- Thanks, Kim.

376
00:19:26.339 --> 00:19:28.689
And the lights, you found...

377
00:19:28.732 --> 00:19:30.604
[together]: Edison bulbs!
[chuckling]

378
00:19:30.647 --> 00:19:33.737
You remember Megan and Lauren?
We all went to school together.

379
00:19:33.781 --> 00:19:35.739
Yeah. Megan and Lauren.

380
00:19:35.783 --> 00:19:38.699
- How could I forget? It's good.
- Ladies.

381
00:19:38.742 --> 00:19:40.353
- Hey!
- Ted!

382
00:19:43.356 --> 00:19:44.748
- Hey.
- Hey.

383
00:19:44.792 --> 00:19:46.924
- Hi.
- OK...

384
00:19:46.968 --> 00:19:49.927
Jess, I can't remember
ever seeing this place

385
00:19:49.971 --> 00:19:52.408
look so... magical.

386
00:19:52.452 --> 00:19:54.410
- Magical?
- Yeah, magical.

387
00:19:54.454 --> 00:19:57.152
- OK, we're using magical.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.

388
00:19:57.196 --> 00:19:58.849
Yeah, Jess.
Seriously, thank you.

389
00:19:58.893 --> 00:20:02.244
- Hey, has anybody seen Grams?
- Grams? No,

390
00:20:02.288 --> 00:20:05.595
but Jess was sending
someone to pick her up.

391
00:20:05.639 --> 00:20:08.816
- You did send somebody, right?
- Yeah.

392
00:20:08.859 --> 00:20:11.166
Um, I'm sure she'll be
here any minute then.

393
00:20:11.210 --> 00:20:13.821
If you would, I can give her
a call, see what...

394
00:20:13.864 --> 00:20:16.215
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna call my guy.

395
00:20:16.258 --> 00:20:18.347
I'm gonna... Once again.

396
00:20:20.784 --> 00:20:23.047
Well, would anyone

397
00:20:23.091 --> 00:20:25.136
- like to join me for a drink?
- Yes.

398
00:20:25.180 --> 00:20:26.790
[phone ringing]
[Hello!]

399
00:20:26.834 --> 00:20:29.271
Yes, Grams, I'm...
Totally my fault. I'm sorry.

400
00:20:29.315 --> 00:20:31.099
- [It's okay.]
- How quickly can you be ready?

401
00:20:31.142 --> 00:20:33.057
- [I'm ready!]
- OK, perfect. I'm gonna send

402
00:20:33.101 --> 00:20:34.711
someone to your house
to pick you up in 20 minutes.

403
00:20:34.755 --> 00:20:36.757
- [Oh, fine!]
- OK...

404
00:20:36.800 --> 00:20:38.715
[clicking]

405
00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:40.761
[phone ringing]
Hi! You've reached

406
00:20:40.804 --> 00:20:42.502
Jess and Blair.
Leave a message at the beep.

407
00:20:42.545 --> 00:20:44.721
Shoot!
[clicking]

408
00:20:44.765 --> 00:20:48.595
[phone ringing]

409
00:20:48.638 --> 00:20:51.380
Hey, it's me, um...

410
00:20:51.424 --> 00:20:53.426
I need your help.

411
00:20:53.469 --> 00:20:55.602
[violin and guitar music
playing]

412
00:20:55.645 --> 00:20:57.778
[indistinct conversations]

413
00:21:19.756 --> 00:21:22.106
- Hey.
- Hey!

414
00:21:22.150 --> 00:21:23.804
Got everything
figured out with Grams?

415
00:21:23.847 --> 00:21:25.588
Oh yeah, it was just
a mix-up with the driver.

416
00:21:25.632 --> 00:21:27.460
- She'll be here in a minute.
- Great.

417
00:21:27.503 --> 00:21:31.333
- I knew I could count on you.
- Oh, you know me, Trusty Jess.

418
00:21:31.377 --> 00:21:33.335
You know, I think Kim was
kind of nervous about having

419
00:21:33.379 --> 00:21:35.337
the engagement party
in my childhood's backyard,

420
00:21:35.381 --> 00:21:37.426
- but it turned out really good.
- Oh, it's a great idea!

421
00:21:37.470 --> 00:21:39.472
I mean, you have
so much history here.

422
00:21:39.515 --> 00:21:41.648
We have so much history here.

423
00:21:41.691 --> 00:21:43.911
I was going through old photos
of my parents to put together

424
00:21:43.954 --> 00:21:46.043
one of those picture montages
for the reception.

425
00:21:46.087 --> 00:21:47.654
Oh, that is a great idea!
People love that!

426
00:21:47.697 --> 00:21:50.744
There were so many
of you and I. Like this one!

427
00:21:50.787 --> 00:21:52.659
[both laughing]
Do you remember? My

428
00:21:52.702 --> 00:21:55.009
12th birthday, so you and me
pretty much in this exact spot.

429
00:21:55.052 --> 00:21:58.012
Wow! We were so cool!

430
00:21:58.055 --> 00:22:00.275
Even back then.
[both chuckling]

431
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.756
- Huh...
- Thanks for showing me this.

432
00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:04.497
Yeah.

433
00:22:04.540 --> 00:22:06.412
It's good memories.

434
00:22:06.455 --> 00:22:10.677
♪ ♪

435
00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:12.461
[indistinct whispering]
You know,

436
00:22:12.505 --> 00:22:14.202
the Edison bulbs were my idea.

437
00:22:14.245 --> 00:22:16.770
[Lauren and Megan
whispering indistinctly]

438
00:22:16.813 --> 00:22:19.250
And just what are you two
whispering about?

439
00:22:19.294 --> 00:22:20.774
Nothing,
it's... nothing.

440
00:22:20.817 --> 00:22:23.820
Guys... it's me,
what's up?

441
00:22:23.864 --> 00:22:25.605
It's just that
Ted's great and all...

442
00:22:25.648 --> 00:22:27.258
Yeah, and...?

443
00:22:27.302 --> 00:22:29.130
But his little friend Jessica...

444
00:22:29.173 --> 00:22:32.481
- Yeah, they were best friends.
- Well, just

445
00:22:32.525 --> 00:22:34.701
make sure that she doesn't
think that it's more

446
00:22:34.744 --> 00:22:36.746
than that.

447
00:22:36.790 --> 00:22:42.230
[inaudible conversations]
♪ ♪

448
00:22:42.273 --> 00:22:45.015
We're just trying
to watch your back,

449
00:22:45.059 --> 00:22:46.495
that's all.

450
00:22:46.539 --> 00:22:50.325
♪ ♪

451
00:22:50.369 --> 00:22:53.241
[cell phone chiming]

452
00:22:53.284 --> 00:22:55.461
Um, I have to take this,
but you enjoy

453
00:22:55.504 --> 00:22:57.550
- the rest of your party.
- Yeah.

454
00:23:11.259 --> 00:23:13.609
- Whoo! Hahaha!
- Hahaha! Oh! Oh! OK.

455
00:23:13.653 --> 00:23:15.959
[woman laughing]

456
00:23:16.003 --> 00:23:19.136
- Oh, Patrick!
- Perfect! Perfect!

457
00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:21.748
Patrick!

458
00:23:21.791 --> 00:23:25.273
[Grams guffawing]
One grandmother delivered.

459
00:23:25.316 --> 00:23:27.710
Grams, are you OK back there?

460
00:23:27.754 --> 00:23:29.799
Are you kidding me?

461
00:23:29.843 --> 00:23:31.758
Most fun I've had in years.
[laughing]

462
00:23:31.801 --> 00:23:33.455
Oh!

463
00:23:33.499 --> 00:23:35.501
Give me a hug. Ohhh!

464
00:23:35.544 --> 00:23:39.069
So nice to see you!

465
00:23:39.113 --> 00:23:41.507
OK, everyone's in the back.
Go on in and I'll meet up

466
00:23:41.550 --> 00:23:45.424
with you in a minute.
Maybe sooner.

467
00:23:45.467 --> 00:23:48.383
Mr. Mulligan! On your scooter,
what are you thinking?!

468
00:23:48.427 --> 00:23:50.603
Well, it was either this
or try to steal the bus

469
00:23:50.646 --> 00:23:52.866
- from the retirement home.
- OK, she's safe, she's here,

470
00:23:52.909 --> 00:23:54.694
- that's all that matters.
- So what happened?

471
00:23:54.737 --> 00:23:57.610
How did you forget
the grandmother?

472
00:23:57.653 --> 00:23:59.742
You know, I'm just...
Simple mistake.

473
00:23:59.786 --> 00:24:02.441
Jess I know doesn't usually
mess up when she's planning

474
00:24:02.484 --> 00:24:04.486
- a wedding.
- OK, well, don't read too much

475
00:24:04.530 --> 00:24:07.620
into it. But thank you and I'm
gonna find a safer ride home

476
00:24:07.663 --> 00:24:08.882
- for her.
- Well, if you can't,

477
00:24:08.925 --> 00:24:12.451
give me a call.

478
00:24:12.494 --> 00:24:15.454
♪ ♪

479
00:24:22.417 --> 00:24:24.593
So I'll show them
the garden first where people

480
00:24:24.637 --> 00:24:27.466
usually set up the tents.

481
00:24:27.509 --> 00:24:28.902
Yeah, we should be there
shortly. I'm just waiting

482
00:24:28.945 --> 00:24:30.599
for my bride and groom.

483
00:24:33.123 --> 00:24:35.169
Gotta go.

484
00:24:35.212 --> 00:24:37.301
- Hi!
- Hi!

485
00:24:37.345 --> 00:24:39.434
- Where's Ted?
- He's running a little late,

486
00:24:39.478 --> 00:24:41.654
he'll meet us here.

487
00:24:41.697 --> 00:24:44.352
- OK. Alright.
- It will give us a chance

488
00:24:44.395 --> 00:24:46.746
to get to know each other
a little more.

489
00:24:46.789 --> 00:24:48.835
Lead the way.

490
00:24:54.928 --> 00:24:56.973
So we're gonna put the chairs
on the left and right

491
00:24:57.017 --> 00:24:58.975
for the bride's and groom's
parties, and that creates

492
00:24:59.019 --> 00:25:00.803
an aisle down the middle.
And the service will be here,

493
00:25:00.847 --> 00:25:02.544
which obviously gives you
a beautiful backdrop

494
00:25:02.588 --> 00:25:07.418
- for your wedding photos.
- Jess, this is beautiful.

495
00:25:07.462 --> 00:25:10.857
You know, when I was
a little girl, I used to always

496
00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:13.555
dreamed of having my wedding
at the St. Joseph's Castle

497
00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:15.470
- in midtown.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think

498
00:25:15.514 --> 00:25:17.820
- we all had that dream.
- But I guess, apparently,

499
00:25:17.864 --> 00:25:20.127
they haven't had weddings
there in years.

500
00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:23.347
I tried, it's like
virtually impossible.

501
00:25:23.391 --> 00:25:27.221
Well, this is
a great second choice.

502
00:25:28.614 --> 00:25:31.399
Haha! Yeah.

503
00:25:35.490 --> 00:25:38.319
So...

504
00:25:38.362 --> 00:25:40.582
you and Ted...

505
00:25:40.626 --> 00:25:42.497
why didn't you guys

506
00:25:42.541 --> 00:25:44.368
ever hook up?

507
00:25:44.412 --> 00:25:46.370
Oh, we're just...
It's not like that between us.

508
00:25:46.414 --> 00:25:49.548
Never? I don't know,
I'm just asking because

509
00:25:49.591 --> 00:25:51.811
it just seems like the two
of you would be a perfect fit

510
00:25:51.854 --> 00:25:54.465
- for one another.
- Yeah. Well, people ask us

511
00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:56.685
that all the time, but we just
don't feel that way about each

512
00:25:56.729 --> 00:25:59.601
other, but, um... No, like,
Ted is obviously amazing,

513
00:25:59.645 --> 00:26:02.648
and I have a serious lack
of amazing guys in my life, so...

514
00:26:02.691 --> 00:26:04.998
[cell phone ringing]
I'm sorry, Jess. It's my ex.

515
00:26:05.041 --> 00:26:07.087
I have to take this, excuse me.

516
00:26:08.697 --> 00:26:11.047
What?

517
00:26:13.354 --> 00:26:15.748
I told you, I can't talk
about this right now.

518
00:26:15.791 --> 00:26:19.578
I'm not having
this conversation.

519
00:26:23.364 --> 00:26:24.626
- Everything OK?
- No.

520
00:26:24.670 --> 00:26:26.541
My ex is making my life
living ...right now.

521
00:26:26.585 --> 00:26:29.065
OK, well, if you want to take
a break and stop the tour...

522
00:26:29.109 --> 00:26:31.111
No. It's fine, Jess,
but I really need you

523
00:26:31.154 --> 00:26:33.026
to be honest
with me, OK? Please.

524
00:26:33.069 --> 00:26:36.072
Look, there's Ted!
♪ ♪

525
00:26:36.116 --> 00:26:38.335
Quick, before he gets here,
I need to know.

526
00:26:38.379 --> 00:26:40.511
- Do you have feelings for Ted?
- No, no, I don't.

527
00:26:40.555 --> 00:26:42.949
- I don't have feelings. Hi, Ted.
- Hey!

528
00:26:42.992 --> 00:26:45.212
- Hi!
- Hi. Sorry, I'm late.

529
00:26:45.255 --> 00:26:47.170
- And look at this place.
- I know, isn't it great?

530
00:26:47.214 --> 00:26:49.433
- Yeah.
- Perfect.

531
00:26:49.477 --> 00:26:52.175
OK, um... let's go this way,

532
00:26:52.219 --> 00:26:53.786
and I'll show you
where we're gonna put

533
00:26:53.829 --> 00:26:55.831
- the dinner tent.
- Great.

534
00:26:55.875 --> 00:26:58.965
- Yeah.
- Thank you, Jessica.

535
00:27:04.318 --> 00:27:06.146
Alright. OK.

536
00:27:08.104 --> 00:27:10.977
[inaudible talking]
♪ ♪

537
00:27:18.375 --> 00:27:21.335
♪ ♪

538
00:27:29.865 --> 00:27:32.912
[inaudible talking]

539
00:27:39.745 --> 00:27:43.444
[inaudible conversation]

540
00:27:48.231 --> 00:27:50.712
I lied to her. I looked her
right in the eyes, and

541
00:27:50.756 --> 00:27:52.801
- I straight up lied to her.
- Slow down!

542
00:27:52.845 --> 00:27:55.151
We still have a little time
before the wedding,

543
00:27:55.195 --> 00:27:57.023
- right?
- Yeah.

544
00:27:57.066 --> 00:27:59.721
Your feelings
could all be very innocent.

545
00:27:59.765 --> 00:28:02.637
I have feelings for an engaged
man, that's not very innocent.

546
00:28:02.681 --> 00:28:05.205
No, you think you have
feelings for an engaged man.

547
00:28:05.248 --> 00:28:06.815
- I... But...
- Jessica,

548
00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:09.731
someone you've known
your entire life,

549
00:28:09.775 --> 00:28:11.951
someone very special to you
is getting married.

550
00:28:18.392 --> 00:28:20.437
- And that's the problem.
- No, that's the cause

551
00:28:20.481 --> 00:28:22.309
- of your feelings.
- What?

552
00:28:22.352 --> 00:28:24.746
Things in your life
have been very turbulent lately.

553
00:28:24.790 --> 00:28:26.748
A relationship you saw
going forward ended

554
00:28:26.792 --> 00:28:28.707
forcing you to look backwards.

555
00:28:28.750 --> 00:28:31.753
That could easily create
a confusing situation

556
00:28:31.797 --> 00:28:34.625
for anyone.

557
00:28:34.669 --> 00:28:37.150
My life has been very...
How did you put it?

558
00:28:37.193 --> 00:28:40.980
- Turbulent.
- Turbulent.

559
00:28:41.023 --> 00:28:43.286
It would explain
why you've been distracted

560
00:28:43.330 --> 00:28:47.421
and forgot to arrange
a ride for Ted's grandmother.

561
00:28:47.464 --> 00:28:50.076
Well, don't worry
because from now on,

562
00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:52.078
I'm just gonna be like,

563
00:28:52.121 --> 00:28:55.298
laser focus and...
Oh! Shoot.

564
00:28:55.342 --> 00:28:58.519
You've made another mistake,
haven't you?

565
00:28:58.562 --> 00:29:00.173
Don't worry.

566
00:29:02.001 --> 00:29:04.786
This one I can fix.

567
00:29:04.830 --> 00:29:06.875
[honking]

568
00:29:13.360 --> 00:29:16.015
- Hi, guys!
- [Ted]: Hey, Jess!

569
00:29:16.058 --> 00:29:18.800
- What's this?
- Cool, right?

570
00:29:18.844 --> 00:29:20.802
Yeah. When you said you got a
surprise for the wedding party,

571
00:29:20.846 --> 00:29:22.630
not exactly what I pictured.

572
00:29:22.673 --> 00:29:25.067
- Seriously, what's going on?
- OK, the bus rental company

573
00:29:25.111 --> 00:29:27.200
messed up the reservation.
But it's cool, I borrowed

574
00:29:27.243 --> 00:29:29.202
this bus from work.
All aboard!

575
00:29:29.245 --> 00:29:30.812
OK.

576
00:29:30.856 --> 00:29:33.859
Hey, can you get this
to the wedding venue by Tuesday?

577
00:29:33.902 --> 00:29:35.861
They need it by Tuesday
or we're gonna lose the place.

578
00:29:35.904 --> 00:29:37.514
- Yeah, I'll take care of it.
- Thank you.

579
00:29:37.558 --> 00:29:39.255
So, Jess, where are we going?

580
00:29:39.299 --> 00:29:40.822
Don't worry,
you're gonna love it.

581
00:29:40.866 --> 00:29:42.824
Alright.

582
00:29:42.868 --> 00:29:45.696
Okeydoke!

583
00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:49.483
OK, here we go!
♪ ♪

584
00:29:51.572 --> 00:29:53.313
Are you sure about this?

585
00:29:53.356 --> 00:29:55.924
Absolutely.
It's gonna be a blast.

586
00:29:55.968 --> 00:29:58.361
Yeah, totally!

587
00:29:58.405 --> 00:30:01.016
Alright, you've all been told
the rules, and everyone knows

588
00:30:01.060 --> 00:30:03.802
how to play this game.
It's the bride's party...

589
00:30:03.845 --> 00:30:05.891
...versus the groom's!

590
00:30:05.934 --> 00:30:10.896
Happy hunting, everyone.
[cheering]

591
00:30:10.939 --> 00:30:12.941
[rock music]

592
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:20.166
♪ ♪

593
00:30:25.736 --> 00:30:29.523
♪ ♪

594
00:30:36.486 --> 00:30:39.533
♪ ♪

595
00:30:49.456 --> 00:30:52.372
Guys!

596
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:56.855
[laughing]

597
00:31:00.510 --> 00:31:02.817
Ooh! You seem

598
00:31:02.861 --> 00:31:05.298
- to be enjoying yourself.
- Well, yeah.

599
00:31:05.341 --> 00:31:07.126
I always wanted to do this.
How did you know?

600
00:31:07.169 --> 00:31:09.258
Uh, I am your best woman,

601
00:31:09.302 --> 00:31:11.478
it's my job to know
these things.

602
00:31:11.521 --> 00:31:13.697
You know what
this reminds me of?

603
00:31:13.741 --> 00:31:15.569
You remember your 10th birthday

604
00:31:15.612 --> 00:31:17.397
with the water-balloon fight?

605
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:19.442
Hey, that wasn't a fight;
that was a full-out

606
00:31:19.486 --> 00:31:21.227
water-balloon war.
[both chuckling]

607
00:31:24.447 --> 00:31:26.797
Who knew Ted's old nerd
friends from high school would

608
00:31:26.841 --> 00:31:29.017
- be such good shots at paintball?
- They're probably

609
00:31:29.061 --> 00:31:31.063
working out some residual anger
they hold again us for

610
00:31:31.106 --> 00:31:33.195
- how we treated them back then.
- Especially you, Lauren.

611
00:31:33.239 --> 00:31:34.849
Hey!

612
00:31:34.893 --> 00:31:37.373
Well, come on, guys,
we were pretty mean back then.

613
00:31:37.417 --> 00:31:39.898
- I'm just glad we grew up.
- Some more than others.

614
00:31:39.941 --> 00:31:43.466
- Hey, I am nice... sometimes.
- Yeah,

615
00:31:43.510 --> 00:31:45.599
you're just a regular saint.

616
00:31:45.642 --> 00:31:48.515
I'm gonna go take a look
and see if the coast is clear.

617
00:31:51.866 --> 00:31:55.870
Coast is not clear!
Definitely not clear!

618
00:31:55.914 --> 00:31:58.481
[laughing]:
Those nerds really hate you.

619
00:31:58.525 --> 00:32:00.440
Speaking of nerds
from high school,

620
00:32:00.483 --> 00:32:03.399
have you been keeping an eye
on that best woman of yours?

621
00:32:03.443 --> 00:32:06.141
Yeah. We talked the other day.
Her and Ted are just friends.

622
00:32:06.185 --> 00:32:08.187
She doesn't have
feelings for him.

623
00:32:08.230 --> 00:32:10.580
You're so sure about that?
They look pretty chummy

624
00:32:10.624 --> 00:32:13.540
- over there.
- What?

625
00:32:13.583 --> 00:32:16.021
♪ ♪

626
00:32:16.064 --> 00:32:19.024
[Jess talking indistinctly]
It was fun.

627
00:32:19.067 --> 00:32:21.243
I loved that party!
It was like my favourite one.

628
00:32:21.287 --> 00:32:23.854
[Jess]: You ate my whole cake.
I had no more cake!

629
00:32:23.898 --> 00:32:26.074
No! That's what we did.
I mean, it's what I did.

630
00:32:26.118 --> 00:32:28.120
I was hungry, it was good cake.

631
00:32:30.383 --> 00:32:33.995
No, Brian, that is not what
we decided to do with the house.

632
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:37.216
What does she have
to do with this?

633
00:32:37.259 --> 00:32:39.958
Brian, why are you
being like this?

634
00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:42.961
Brian? Brian!

635
00:32:43.004 --> 00:32:46.486
Hey, Kim.
Is everything OK?

636
00:32:48.270 --> 00:32:50.403
No. My ex just continues
to make my life

637
00:32:50.446 --> 00:32:52.579
as difficult as he can.

638
00:32:52.622 --> 00:32:54.929
Sorry. Is there
anything I can do to help?

639
00:32:54.973 --> 00:32:57.758
No, Jessica, there's nothing
you can do. You know what?

640
00:32:57.801 --> 00:33:00.021
Actually, there is
something you can do.

641
00:33:00.065 --> 00:33:02.415
Maybe try not being in love
with my fiancé.

642
00:33:02.458 --> 00:33:05.157
Kim, I told you,
Ted and I are just friends...

643
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:07.637
I know that's what you said,
but you lied, OK?

644
00:33:07.681 --> 00:33:10.162
It is so obvious to me
that you have feelings for him.

645
00:33:10.205 --> 00:33:13.034
- No, I-I don't have feelings.
- I see the way you look at him.

646
00:33:13.078 --> 00:33:14.775
- Just now...
- Hey, hey, whoa,

647
00:33:14.818 --> 00:33:17.256
whoa. What is
going on here?

648
00:33:17.299 --> 00:33:20.650
Would you like to tell him,
Jessica, or should I?

649
00:33:20.694 --> 00:33:22.652
Tell him what?

650
00:33:22.696 --> 00:33:25.481
Your best woman over here
has feelings for you.

651
00:33:27.005 --> 00:33:28.963
- What is she talking about?
- It's not true.

652
00:33:29.007 --> 00:33:31.052
It is true.

653
00:33:31.096 --> 00:33:32.923
I see the way she looks at you.

654
00:33:32.967 --> 00:33:35.230
- Jess?
- Ugh!

655
00:33:35.274 --> 00:33:38.233
OK, look, Ted.

656
00:33:38.277 --> 00:33:40.844
You and I have been best friends
for like forever.

657
00:33:40.888 --> 00:33:43.151
OK? And this is just
an emotional time

658
00:33:43.195 --> 00:33:46.241
for everyone, alright?

659
00:33:46.285 --> 00:33:49.288
My best friend
is getting married, OK?

660
00:33:49.331 --> 00:33:51.812
To an amazing woman!

661
00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:55.859
Yeah, you were mean
in high school, OK,

662
00:33:55.903 --> 00:33:58.688
but Ted is right: you've become
an incredible person.

663
00:34:00.560 --> 00:34:03.693
Where does that leave me? I know
I'm going to see less of you.

664
00:34:03.737 --> 00:34:06.261
- Jess...
- Look, it's fine, OK?

665
00:34:06.305 --> 00:34:08.220
I've been thinking about it,
and, look, I am

666
00:34:08.263 --> 00:34:10.657
happy for you, OK?
I really am.

667
00:34:13.877 --> 00:34:16.054
But everything is changing,
and I just...

668
00:34:16.097 --> 00:34:18.056
I just thought we never would.

669
00:34:19.492 --> 00:34:21.494
[Jess sighing]

670
00:34:21.537 --> 00:34:24.062
Kim, I do not

671
00:34:24.105 --> 00:34:26.716
have feelings for Ted, OK?

672
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:29.154
We are just best friends,

673
00:34:29.197 --> 00:34:31.721
and I really, really don't want

674
00:34:31.765 --> 00:34:33.854
to lose my best friend.

675
00:34:33.897 --> 00:34:35.769
Jess, I'm getting married,
I'm not going anywhere.

676
00:34:38.250 --> 00:34:41.688
And, Kim, I've known Jess
our whole life, and we never had

677
00:34:41.731 --> 00:34:44.082
feelings like that ever.
And if she did, I would know.

678
00:34:44.125 --> 00:34:46.214
Yeah. I mean,

679
00:34:46.258 --> 00:34:48.782
I've seen your fiancé.
He's, like, kind of homely.

680
00:34:48.825 --> 00:34:52.133
- Not into it.
- Hahaha!

681
00:34:52.177 --> 00:34:55.267
I'm sorry, you guys.
It's just

682
00:34:55.310 --> 00:34:57.138
crazy wedding emotions, I guess.

683
00:34:57.182 --> 00:34:59.184
It's all good.
You know,

684
00:34:59.227 --> 00:35:02.448
weddings can be,
um... turbulent.

685
00:35:05.886 --> 00:35:07.931
You go back inside,
take your anger out

686
00:35:07.975 --> 00:35:10.238
- with little balls of paint.
- OK.

687
00:35:10.282 --> 00:35:13.111
♪ ♪

688
00:35:20.553 --> 00:35:23.556
♪ ♪

689
00:35:29.257 --> 00:35:32.086
This peanut butter
tastes strange.

690
00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:35.176
It's almond butter.

691
00:35:35.220 --> 00:35:36.786
Almonds?!
Why almonds?

692
00:35:36.830 --> 00:35:40.007
- Why not peanuts?
- Less fat.

693
00:35:43.358 --> 00:35:45.752
Actually, it's not bad.

694
00:35:45.795 --> 00:35:50.060
So, what grand realization
did you come to?

695
00:35:50.104 --> 00:35:52.106
What makes you think
I came up with some sort

696
00:35:52.150 --> 00:35:54.587
- of grand realization?
- Well, let's see.

697
00:35:54.630 --> 00:35:58.634
You're here on your day off,
it's early even for you,

698
00:35:58.678 --> 00:36:01.246
and you're wearing
sweat pants and a hoodie.

699
00:36:04.205 --> 00:36:05.989
It's complicated.

700
00:36:06.033 --> 00:36:08.296
How so? Either you realized

701
00:36:08.340 --> 00:36:10.646
you liked Ted or you realized
you don't like him.

702
00:36:10.690 --> 00:36:14.781
- It's one or the other.
- No. It's worse than that.

703
00:36:14.824 --> 00:36:17.218
I realize that there's something
we haven't been considering

704
00:36:17.262 --> 00:36:19.525
- this entire time.
- What's that?

705
00:36:21.570 --> 00:36:24.138
Doesn't matter if I like Ted
or if I don't like Ted,

706
00:36:24.182 --> 00:36:26.662
'cause yesterday I realized
that I do like Ted.

707
00:36:26.706 --> 00:36:29.012
I mean, like, like him.

708
00:36:29.056 --> 00:36:31.798
- Great!
- No.

709
00:36:31.841 --> 00:36:34.670
[Jess sighing]
Yesterday, I also realized

710
00:36:34.714 --> 00:36:37.151
that Ted doesn't like, like me.

711
00:36:39.153 --> 00:36:41.460
- Ohhh...
- Yeah.

712
00:36:41.503 --> 00:36:43.375
You're right.

713
00:36:43.418 --> 00:36:45.377
Never thought of that.
Which is strange

714
00:36:45.420 --> 00:36:48.684
'cause I usually think
of everything.

715
00:36:48.728 --> 00:36:50.991
I must be getting old.

716
00:36:54.516 --> 00:36:56.910
I think I like
peanut butter better.

717
00:36:59.042 --> 00:37:03.264
- Mouth is dry.
- Hahaha!

718
00:37:03.308 --> 00:37:05.397
[insects chirping]

719
00:37:08.008 --> 00:37:10.358
[sad piano music]

720
00:37:10.402 --> 00:37:13.535
So, we've progressed
from cupcakes

721
00:37:13.579 --> 00:37:16.190
to popcorn for dinner.

722
00:37:16.234 --> 00:37:18.584
Well, at least
those were vegetables, once.

723
00:37:18.627 --> 00:37:21.282
Ted's coming over.
We're watching scary movies.

724
00:37:21.326 --> 00:37:23.197
Jess and Ted's
scary movie night,

725
00:37:23.241 --> 00:37:25.025
- classic!
- Yeah.

726
00:37:25.068 --> 00:37:27.854
Do you think you're gonna be
able to keep the tradition alive

727
00:37:27.897 --> 00:37:30.422
- after he's married?
- Uhhh, I'm not sure.

728
00:37:30.465 --> 00:37:32.989
I mean, would you want
your husband hanging around

729
00:37:33.033 --> 00:37:34.948
with some other woman
watching movies?

730
00:37:34.991 --> 00:37:37.124
Probably not.

731
00:37:37.167 --> 00:37:40.127
You know, it's strange.

732
00:37:40.170 --> 00:37:43.261
I always thought
Ted liked, liked you.

733
00:37:43.304 --> 00:37:45.393
Haha! Really?

734
00:37:45.437 --> 00:37:49.745
Yeah. Just a vibe
I've always had.

735
00:37:49.789 --> 00:37:51.965
Oh, well!

736
00:37:57.927 --> 00:38:00.278
[eerie music]

737
00:38:04.630 --> 00:38:06.980
[slashing sounds]

738
00:38:09.722 --> 00:38:11.724
- What?
- What?

739
00:38:11.767 --> 00:38:13.769
What? No, do I have
stuff on my face?

740
00:38:13.813 --> 00:38:17.077
No, it's nothing.

741
00:38:17.120 --> 00:38:19.384
[He turns off the TV sound.]
Hey, you, uh...

742
00:38:19.427 --> 00:38:22.561
- you like Kim, right?
- Yeah. She's awesome.

743
00:38:22.604 --> 00:38:24.780
She let you come to movie night
with me, right, so...

744
00:38:24.824 --> 00:38:27.479
"Let"? It's not like I need
permission to hang out with you.

745
00:38:27.522 --> 00:38:31.004
Besides, she's happier with me
hanging out here with you

746
00:38:31.047 --> 00:38:33.311
than if I was having
a bachelor party, right?

747
00:38:33.354 --> 00:38:35.835
- Yeah, that's smart.
- So we went out the other day,

748
00:38:35.878 --> 00:38:40.361
- and Kim got me coffee.
- OK!

749
00:38:40.405 --> 00:38:43.016
Yeah, but she got me coffee
with a lot of cream and sugar...

750
00:38:43.059 --> 00:38:45.671
Ohhh... no,
but you take it black.

751
00:38:45.714 --> 00:38:48.282
- I know, I know.
- Well, you used to take it

752
00:38:48.326 --> 00:38:50.240
with a bunch of cream and sugar,
and then you switched

753
00:38:50.284 --> 00:38:52.373
from two creams and two sugars
to two milks and two sweeteners

754
00:38:52.417 --> 00:38:54.549
because in college
you thought that was healthier.

755
00:38:54.593 --> 00:38:56.899
And now you straight up
copied me, and you get

756
00:38:56.943 --> 00:39:00.512
- black coffee now.
- See? You know.

757
00:39:00.555 --> 00:39:02.818
Yeah, I don't think it matters

758
00:39:02.862 --> 00:39:06.344
if she knows
your coffee order, right?

759
00:39:06.387 --> 00:39:08.433
What I mean,

760
00:39:08.476 --> 00:39:10.478
shouldn't two people
who are getting married

761
00:39:10.522 --> 00:39:13.351
know each other the way
you and I know each other?

762
00:39:16.789 --> 00:39:19.269
I... I don't...
I don't think

763
00:39:19.313 --> 00:39:22.098
it matters how long
you've known each other, right?

764
00:39:22.142 --> 00:39:24.144
I think what matters
is the amount of time

765
00:39:24.187 --> 00:39:26.320
you're gonna spend
getting to know each other.

766
00:39:26.364 --> 00:39:28.975
And I have a huge advantage.
I mean, I've had

767
00:39:29.018 --> 00:39:31.194
a lot of time to get
to know Ted Cooper.

768
00:39:31.238 --> 00:39:34.372
And Kim is just getting started.

769
00:39:36.112 --> 00:39:39.028
You're right.
You're right as usual,

770
00:39:39.072 --> 00:39:41.379
but we gotta wrap this up.
I gotta go do a work thing.

771
00:39:41.422 --> 00:39:43.381
No, no, no. We're gonna go
hang out with the guys.

772
00:39:43.424 --> 00:39:45.600
No, gotta do a work thing. It
just came up, got a big project

773
00:39:45.644 --> 00:39:48.124
- for a big client I gotta finish.
- We were gonna be up all night!

774
00:39:48.168 --> 00:39:49.865
That's very true.
Probably 'til the morning.

775
00:39:49.909 --> 00:39:54.043
Well, why did you come
to movie night?

776
00:39:54.087 --> 00:39:56.219
Well, it's scary movie night,
I love scary movie night.

777
00:39:56.263 --> 00:39:59.092
Yeah, but we could be out with
the gang right now, you know?

778
00:39:59.135 --> 00:40:01.616
Yeah. Alright.

779
00:40:01.660 --> 00:40:04.184
I'd take hanging out
with you over anyone.

780
00:40:06.708 --> 00:40:08.710
Yeah. Me too.

781
00:40:08.754 --> 00:40:10.669
[Ted chuckling]

782
00:40:12.497 --> 00:40:14.237
Hey, guys!

783
00:40:14.281 --> 00:40:16.631
Hey! Ha!

784
00:40:16.675 --> 00:40:19.547
Uh... scary movie night.

785
00:40:19.591 --> 00:40:23.551
- OK.
- Yeah, so I gotta run...

786
00:40:23.595 --> 00:40:25.858
- Oh, don't let me interrupt.
- Oh no, you're not

787
00:40:25.901 --> 00:40:28.338
interrupting anything. He has
to go do a work thing. He has

788
00:40:28.382 --> 00:40:30.428
- a presentation in the morning.
- Mm-hmm.

789
00:40:30.471 --> 00:40:32.821
Well then, I guess
you need to get going.

790
00:40:32.865 --> 00:40:35.520
Uh, yeah. So, uh...

791
00:40:37.652 --> 00:40:40.699
Uh, wanna stay, can't.

792
00:40:40.742 --> 00:40:43.963
Uh, tell the brains I said hi,
and I will make it up to them.

793
00:40:44.006 --> 00:40:47.140
Sure!

794
00:40:49.098 --> 00:40:51.971
♪ ♪

795
00:40:52.014 --> 00:40:53.929
OK, what the heck was that?

796
00:40:53.973 --> 00:40:55.627
What? Why, why?

797
00:40:55.670 --> 00:40:59.457
I told you:
"He like, likes you."

798
00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:02.155
Good luck dealing with that.

799
00:41:02.198 --> 00:41:04.723
I'm gonna be in my room.

800
00:41:12.426 --> 00:41:14.820
[Jess' friends laughing]

801
00:41:14.863 --> 00:41:17.083
And there was that kid
that dressed as Marilyn Monroe

802
00:41:17.126 --> 00:41:18.911
- senior year of Halloween dance.
- Ah! Ah!

803
00:41:18.954 --> 00:41:21.435
And he tripped on the bleachers
and bounced like three feet up

804
00:41:21.479 --> 00:41:23.568
in the air and landed with
the dress on his face.

805
00:41:23.611 --> 00:41:25.221
Yeah!
[laughing]

806
00:41:25.265 --> 00:41:27.136
- What was the kid's name again?
- I can't remember.

807
00:41:27.180 --> 00:41:29.661
- Jess would know.
- Jess?

808
00:41:31.314 --> 00:41:33.752
Jess?

809
00:41:35.928 --> 00:41:38.365
- What?
- What was the name of the guy,

810
00:41:38.408 --> 00:41:40.541
senior year dressed as Marilyn
Monroe for the Halloween dance?

811
00:41:40.585 --> 00:41:42.543
Oh, um...

812
00:41:42.587 --> 00:41:45.415
- Ben something.
- Oh, that's right.

813
00:41:45.459 --> 00:41:48.941
- Ben Scott!
- Ben Scott! I love that guy!

814
00:41:48.984 --> 00:41:51.204
[man chuckling]
Jess...

815
00:41:51.247 --> 00:41:53.511
♪ ♪
...are you OK?

816
00:41:55.295 --> 00:41:57.384
- Me?
- Yeah. You seem

817
00:41:57.427 --> 00:41:59.995
- a little distracted.
- Oh, um,

818
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:01.997
it's just a bunch of wedding
planning stuff on my mind.

819
00:42:05.610 --> 00:42:07.568
Well, we heard that
you and Kim had a fight

820
00:42:07.612 --> 00:42:09.788
in the parking lot.
♪ ♪

821
00:42:09.831 --> 00:42:12.530
It wasn't a fight.
It was nothing, really.

822
00:42:12.573 --> 00:42:14.923
Was Kimberly Kentwood,
the Queen of Mean,

823
00:42:14.967 --> 00:42:17.186
- being her old self again?
- No!

824
00:42:17.230 --> 00:42:20.494
- Kim is... legitimately nice now.
- Prff!

825
00:42:20.538 --> 00:42:22.975
- Oh, sure she is.
- It's probably

826
00:42:23.018 --> 00:42:24.759
- all an act.
- No, guys,

827
00:42:24.803 --> 00:42:26.805
she's changed.

828
00:42:26.848 --> 00:42:29.634
A tiger never changes
its stripes.

829
00:42:29.677 --> 00:42:31.810
Yeah. If she's so nice,
then why were you two arguing?

830
00:42:35.030 --> 00:42:37.642
Kim thinks...

831
00:42:37.685 --> 00:42:40.645
She thinks I have
feelings for Ted.

832
00:42:40.688 --> 00:42:43.604
Yeah, and...?

833
00:42:43.648 --> 00:42:45.998
Well, she's gonna marry the guy,

834
00:42:46.041 --> 00:42:48.304
and she doesn't want
the best woman crushing

835
00:42:48.348 --> 00:42:50.306
- on her fiancé.
- You know,

836
00:42:50.350 --> 00:42:51.917
we all thought
that you two would get married.

837
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:54.572
- What?!
- Oh yeah. I think

838
00:42:54.615 --> 00:42:56.530
the whole school felt that way.
You guys were like always

839
00:42:56.574 --> 00:42:59.402
together - before class,
lunch, after class -

840
00:42:59.446 --> 00:43:01.927
like always.
- And you guys had

841
00:43:01.970 --> 00:43:04.843
- that special connection.
- We're just friends.

842
00:43:04.886 --> 00:43:08.150
- Now he's marrying that jerk!
- She is nice now!

843
00:43:08.194 --> 00:43:11.632
- I'm telling you.
- A tiger never changes

844
00:43:11.676 --> 00:43:13.895
its stripes.

845
00:43:13.939 --> 00:43:18.944
♪ ♪

846
00:43:23.078 --> 00:43:25.646
I can't believe
your wedding is so close.

847
00:43:25.690 --> 00:43:27.648
You can't believe it?
I'm the one who's

848
00:43:27.692 --> 00:43:29.476
- walking down the aisle.
- I remember we used

849
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:31.870
to hang around and imagined
who we'd get married to.

850
00:43:31.913 --> 00:43:33.872
I remember.

851
00:43:33.915 --> 00:43:35.917
Famous actors, rich athletes,

852
00:43:35.961 --> 00:43:38.398
- a prince from a foreign land.
- Big Ted...

853
00:43:38.441 --> 00:43:40.574
Hey!

854
00:43:40.618 --> 00:43:43.316
OK, fine. Maybe Ted wasn't
the coolest kid in school.

855
00:43:43.359 --> 00:43:46.667
- You could say that again.
- But people grow. They evolve,

856
00:43:46.711 --> 00:43:49.148
they change.

857
00:43:49.191 --> 00:43:52.630
Maybe you two could,
I don't know, be happy

858
00:43:52.673 --> 00:43:55.371
that Ted grew up
to be my real-life prince.

859
00:43:55.415 --> 00:43:56.938
Kimberly Kentwood.

860
00:43:56.982 --> 00:44:00.681
- Melinda!
- [together]: Mwah! Mwah!

861
00:44:00.725 --> 00:44:02.857
So, how did it turn out?

862
00:44:02.901 --> 00:44:04.946
Exquisite. Probably
some of my best work.

863
00:44:04.990 --> 00:44:06.556
- Yeah?
- You excited to try it on?

864
00:44:06.600 --> 00:44:08.602
- So excited!
- Come on.

865
00:44:08.646 --> 00:44:10.648
[high-pitched]: Oh!

866
00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:14.739
Oh, she's coming. Come here.

867
00:44:14.782 --> 00:44:16.915
[both gasping]

868
00:44:16.958 --> 00:44:20.092
- So?
- [gasping]: Kimberly!

869
00:44:23.138 --> 00:44:25.010
Oh my!

870
00:44:29.754 --> 00:44:31.712
What do you think?

871
00:44:31.756 --> 00:44:34.106
Kim, you look beautiful.

872
00:44:34.149 --> 00:44:38.197
- Stunning!
- Really? Thanks, guys.

873
00:44:38.240 --> 00:44:40.765
♪ ♪
Megan,

874
00:44:40.808 --> 00:44:43.768
- are you gonna cry?
- Oh,

875
00:44:43.811 --> 00:44:47.032
it's nothing.
I'm just so happy for you.

876
00:44:47.075 --> 00:44:48.860
- Awww...
- We both are.

877
00:44:48.903 --> 00:44:51.776
Ted is such a great guy,
everyone likes him.

878
00:44:51.819 --> 00:44:55.170
Yeah. It's no wonder that he's
getting married and we aren't.

879
00:44:55.214 --> 00:44:56.998
Oh, sweetie, there's someone
out there for everyone.

880
00:44:59.914 --> 00:45:03.004
So, Lauren and I
were talking and...

881
00:45:03.048 --> 00:45:05.746
And...?

882
00:45:05.790 --> 00:45:07.792
And we're super happy

883
00:45:07.835 --> 00:45:09.881
- for you, Kim.
- Super happy.

884
00:45:11.709 --> 00:45:14.407
OK, what's up?

885
00:45:14.450 --> 00:45:17.366
I know you two. I know
when something's on your mind.

886
00:45:17.410 --> 00:45:19.629
We've just always wanted
what's best for you.

887
00:45:19.673 --> 00:45:22.676
We feel protective of you.
All through high school,

888
00:45:22.720 --> 00:45:24.852
you made sure that we were
treated like royalty,

889
00:45:24.896 --> 00:45:29.161
Yeah. You guys, I love you.
You're like my family.

890
00:45:29.204 --> 00:45:31.250
And as your family,

891
00:45:31.293 --> 00:45:33.687
we just want to make sure
that you are absolutely ready

892
00:45:33.731 --> 00:45:37.169
- for this next step.
- We've been over this.

893
00:45:37.212 --> 00:45:39.824
I'm ready.
I'm absolutely ready.

894
00:45:39.867 --> 00:45:41.956
[sighing]
We're just asking

895
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.786
because it's so sudden,
and you two are so different.

896
00:45:45.830 --> 00:45:49.442
- So different.
- Lauren and I always thought

897
00:45:49.485 --> 00:45:51.749
you and Mark were perfect

898
00:45:51.792 --> 00:45:53.751
for each other.

899
00:45:53.794 --> 00:45:57.015
Are you sure you're over him,
and this isn't just a rebound?

900
00:45:57.058 --> 00:45:59.147
Guys, Ted is...

901
00:45:59.191 --> 00:46:01.323
everything a girl
could ever want.

902
00:46:01.367 --> 00:46:04.370
But is he everything you want?

903
00:46:04.413 --> 00:46:06.502
Mark understood
Kimberly Kentwood

904
00:46:06.546 --> 00:46:08.548
like most other people don't.

905
00:46:08.591 --> 00:46:11.203
You guys used to talk for hours.

906
00:46:11.246 --> 00:46:14.380
Yeah. And what do
you and Ted talk about?

907
00:46:14.423 --> 00:46:19.341
I don't know... stuff.

908
00:46:19.385 --> 00:46:21.082
- The wedding.
- But what about

909
00:46:21.126 --> 00:46:26.522
- after the wedding?
- Guys, Ted is amazing.

910
00:46:26.566 --> 00:46:30.135
Okay? He's... unselfish,

911
00:46:30.178 --> 00:46:32.833
and funny and warm.

912
00:46:32.877 --> 00:46:35.880
He is, but why don't you

913
00:46:35.923 --> 00:46:39.709
give Mark a call just to make
sure that nothing's still there.

914
00:46:39.753 --> 00:46:42.321
And if you talk to him

915
00:46:42.364 --> 00:46:45.280
and you still feel
that Ted is the one,

916
00:46:45.324 --> 00:46:48.718
then we will be
at your wedding all smiles.

917
00:46:48.762 --> 00:46:51.460
Genuine smiles.
♪ ♪

918
00:46:51.504 --> 00:46:56.161
No. No, absolutely not.

919
00:46:56.204 --> 00:46:59.425
What do you have to lose?

920
00:47:01.949 --> 00:47:04.952
♪ ♪

921
00:47:06.824 --> 00:47:09.000
[birds singing]

922
00:47:40.553 --> 00:47:42.511
[door creaking]

923
00:47:42.555 --> 00:47:44.731
Hello? Ted?

924
00:47:53.392 --> 00:47:56.090
Ted? Are you there?

925
00:47:56.134 --> 00:47:59.398
I'm just dropping off your tux.

926
00:48:01.966 --> 00:48:05.970
Kim? Are you here?

927
00:48:06.013 --> 00:48:08.537
Ted?

928
00:48:22.421 --> 00:48:26.251
[woman talking indistinctly]

929
00:48:39.090 --> 00:48:42.354
[Kim]: I know Ted's
an amazing guy, but I just...

930
00:48:42.397 --> 00:48:44.878
I don't know sometimes,
you know?

931
00:48:44.922 --> 00:48:47.098
I don't know,
my friends keep telling me

932
00:48:47.141 --> 00:48:49.013
that it's just cold feet,
but what if it's not?

933
00:48:51.232 --> 00:48:53.060
What if I'm not supposed
to marry Ted?

934
00:48:55.584 --> 00:48:57.847
I know. I just...

935
00:48:57.891 --> 00:48:59.893
[sighing]
I just needed someone

936
00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:01.808
to talk to, and you know me
better than anyone.

937
00:49:04.376 --> 00:49:06.465
I know.

938
00:49:06.508 --> 00:49:08.032
And I love you too.

939
00:49:10.686 --> 00:49:12.819
[cell phone ringing loudly]

940
00:49:14.473 --> 00:49:16.866
Hey, can I call you back?

941
00:49:16.910 --> 00:49:19.434
- Oh!
- Jessica?!

942
00:49:19.478 --> 00:49:21.828
What are you doing here?

943
00:49:24.396 --> 00:49:26.441
"A tiger never changes
its stripes."

944
00:49:26.485 --> 00:49:28.356
What?!

945
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.445
OK, I don't know
what you think you heard,

946
00:49:30.489 --> 00:49:32.621
but it's not
what it sounded like.

947
00:49:32.665 --> 00:49:34.797
I heard everything!

948
00:49:34.841 --> 00:49:37.017
You're gonna break up with Ted,
and you're gonna run back

949
00:49:37.061 --> 00:49:39.411
- to your ex!
- [laughing]: OK.

950
00:49:39.454 --> 00:49:41.979
Jess, that is not it at all.

951
00:49:42.022 --> 00:49:44.285
Hon, I'm home!

952
00:49:45.808 --> 00:49:47.810
Hey, I see Jess' car,
is she here?

953
00:49:47.854 --> 00:49:49.769
- I have to tell Ted.
- What? No!

954
00:49:49.812 --> 00:49:51.640
Jessica! Jess, wait!

955
00:49:55.688 --> 00:49:58.865
- Ted!
- Jess, hey. Hi.

956
00:49:58.908 --> 00:50:01.694
- What are you doing here?
- I came to drop off your tux.

957
00:50:01.737 --> 00:50:03.826
- OK. Thanks.
- No, Ted,

958
00:50:03.870 --> 00:50:05.785
when I got here,
I heard a noise,

959
00:50:05.828 --> 00:50:07.917
so I went upstairs
to your bedroom.

960
00:50:07.961 --> 00:50:10.007
OK, Jess, what's going on?

961
00:50:10.050 --> 00:50:12.357
She's gonna call off
the wedding.

962
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:15.490
Wait, she's gonna...?! Kim?

963
00:50:15.534 --> 00:50:17.579
[Kim sighing]
It's not true, Ted.

964
00:50:17.623 --> 00:50:20.408
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

965
00:50:20.452 --> 00:50:23.368
You're a liar. I heard you
on your phone with your ex.

966
00:50:23.411 --> 00:50:25.457
You were questioning
the relationship.

967
00:50:25.500 --> 00:50:27.633
I heard you tell your ex
you love him.

968
00:50:27.676 --> 00:50:31.158
OK, Kim, what's going on?
Do you not want to get married?

969
00:50:31.202 --> 00:50:34.074
Of course I want to get married.

970
00:50:34.118 --> 00:50:36.120
I'm just...

971
00:50:36.163 --> 00:50:38.078
I've been having
some pre-wedding jitters.

972
00:50:38.122 --> 00:50:40.167
You know, cold feet.

973
00:50:40.211 --> 00:50:42.822
But that's it, right?
Just... just cold feet?

974
00:50:42.865 --> 00:50:44.911
Yes.

975
00:50:44.954 --> 00:50:47.783
I got cold feet too.
Getting married is scary.

976
00:50:47.827 --> 00:50:50.003
- You have to talk to me.
- Yeah.

977
00:50:50.047 --> 00:50:53.267
- Not your ex, who you love.
- But you hate

978
00:50:53.311 --> 00:50:55.226
your ex.
Of course I hate my ex!

979
00:50:55.269 --> 00:50:57.228
Like I tried telling Jessica
after I caught her

980
00:50:57.271 --> 00:50:59.186
eavesdropping, I wasn't
on the phone with my ex.

981
00:50:59.230 --> 00:51:01.319
I was on the phone with my dad.

982
00:51:01.362 --> 00:51:04.061
You were talking to your dad?

983
00:51:04.104 --> 00:51:06.672
Yes, Ted.
You have Jessica, OK?

984
00:51:06.715 --> 00:51:09.109
I've always called my dad
when I need someone to talk to.

985
00:51:09.153 --> 00:51:12.025
OK, this is sounding
very convenient.

986
00:51:12.069 --> 00:51:14.071
Here. Look at my phone.
See who the last person

987
00:51:14.114 --> 00:51:15.898
I called was.

988
00:51:15.942 --> 00:51:18.031
- Yeah, your dad's number.
- Thank you.

989
00:51:19.424 --> 00:51:21.861
Jess, what...

990
00:51:25.560 --> 00:51:27.519
I'm so sorry.

991
00:51:27.562 --> 00:51:30.087
Ted, I have told you

992
00:51:30.130 --> 00:51:32.132
that she has
feelings for you, OK?

993
00:51:32.176 --> 00:51:34.613
She's trying
to break up this wedding.

994
00:51:37.094 --> 00:51:39.922
- I should go.
- Mm-hmm.

995
00:51:39.966 --> 00:51:43.709
- I'm gonna go.
- Jess... Jessica...

996
00:51:43.752 --> 00:51:46.581
is that what I think it is?

997
00:51:46.625 --> 00:51:48.975
That's the... Jess, that's
the deposit! I told you

998
00:51:49.018 --> 00:51:51.543
they needed it by Tuesday or
we're gonna lose the location!

999
00:51:51.586 --> 00:51:53.501
Wait a second. Are you
telling me that we don't have

1000
00:51:53.545 --> 00:51:56.461
- a wedding venue right now?
- I...

1001
00:51:56.504 --> 00:51:58.680
- I can fix it. Okay?
- We're getting married

1002
00:51:58.724 --> 00:52:01.074
this weekend, and we don't
have a wedding venue.

1003
00:52:01.118 --> 00:52:02.815
[sniffling]

1004
00:52:02.858 --> 00:52:05.122
Yeah, Jess, I think
you need to go.

1005
00:52:11.563 --> 00:52:13.652
And, uh...

1006
00:52:13.695 --> 00:52:16.394
[sighing]

1007
00:52:16.437 --> 00:52:18.831
...maybe you shouldn't be
at the wedding either.

1008
00:52:18.874 --> 00:52:21.834
Wherever it may be
at this point.

1009
00:52:21.877 --> 00:52:24.097
Honey, that might be
a bit much, huh?

1010
00:52:24.141 --> 00:52:26.186
Really, you think so?

1011
00:52:26.230 --> 00:52:29.146
I wouldn't want
to ruin your special day.

1012
00:52:39.156 --> 00:52:42.159
♪ ♪

1013
00:52:45.553 --> 00:52:47.294
Wow!

1014
00:52:47.338 --> 00:52:49.253
- I know.
- I mean...

1015
00:52:49.296 --> 00:52:52.299
I know, I just screwed
things up so badly.

1016
00:52:52.343 --> 00:52:54.301
I'm usually
a pretty positive guy, but...

1017
00:52:54.345 --> 00:52:57.391
Oh, I know, I know.
I-I-I totally messed up,

1018
00:52:57.435 --> 00:52:59.524
and he's my best friend.

1019
00:53:01.395 --> 00:53:03.702
[sighing]: What do I do?

1020
00:53:03.745 --> 00:53:05.617
I think you're gonna have
to figure this one out

1021
00:53:05.660 --> 00:53:08.141
on your own.

1022
00:53:08.185 --> 00:53:10.056
Yeah.

1023
00:53:10.099 --> 00:53:12.624
I do know this.

1024
00:53:12.667 --> 00:53:16.018
A life is not defined
by a single mistake or action.

1025
00:53:16.062 --> 00:53:17.977
It's a culmination
of all thoughts

1026
00:53:18.020 --> 00:53:20.458
and all actions.

1027
00:53:20.501 --> 00:53:22.503
So too is a relationship.

1028
00:53:26.115 --> 00:53:28.117
[sigh of relief]

1029
00:53:28.161 --> 00:53:30.119
You're right. You're...

1030
00:53:30.163 --> 00:53:33.340
I know what I'm gonna do.

1031
00:53:33.384 --> 00:53:36.952
Thank you! Thank you,
you wise, wise old man! Haha!

1032
00:53:36.996 --> 00:53:39.259
Haha! Hmm...

1033
00:53:39.303 --> 00:53:42.219
you're my ride.

1034
00:53:45.091 --> 00:53:48.225
I should have listened to you.
You guys were right

1035
00:53:48.268 --> 00:53:50.314
about Jessica, I never
should have trusted her.

1036
00:53:50.357 --> 00:53:52.577
- Well, what happened?
- Ted gave her the deposit

1037
00:53:52.620 --> 00:53:54.927
for our wedding venue,
and she never passed it along.

1038
00:53:54.970 --> 00:53:58.278
She completely sabotaged
our entire wedding!

1039
00:53:58.322 --> 00:54:01.455
I'm telling you,
she never wanted it to happen.

1040
00:54:01.499 --> 00:54:04.632
- We told you, Kim.
- I guess I just...

1041
00:54:04.676 --> 00:54:08.593
thought that we'd all moved on.

1042
00:54:12.510 --> 00:54:17.210
[phone ringing]

1043
00:54:17.254 --> 00:54:20.213
Hi, Cam! It's Jess Parks.

1044
00:54:20.257 --> 00:54:23.956
Oh, you remember me, cool.
Um, I'm good, thanks.

1045
00:54:23.999 --> 00:54:25.914
Remember your wedding
when you said

1046
00:54:25.958 --> 00:54:28.308
if I never need a favour
or anything to just,

1047
00:54:28.352 --> 00:54:30.658
you know, give you a call?
Well, uh...

1048
00:54:30.702 --> 00:54:32.878
ring-ring.

1049
00:54:32.921 --> 00:54:34.749
Hi.

1050
00:54:34.793 --> 00:54:36.838
Hi, Annie.
It's Jessica Parks.

1051
00:54:36.882 --> 00:54:39.711
Yeah, uh, remember
that favour you owe me?

1052
00:54:39.754 --> 00:54:41.887
Yeah. Well, um...

1053
00:54:41.930 --> 00:54:44.150
♪ ♪

1054
00:54:46.195 --> 00:54:48.720
Hey, Patrick! It's Jessica.

1055
00:54:48.763 --> 00:54:50.809
Yeah. I need a favour.

1056
00:54:52.767 --> 00:54:55.161
OK, so remember, shoulders back,

1057
00:54:55.204 --> 00:54:57.294
spine straight, go forward.

1058
00:54:58.730 --> 00:55:01.733
Good, good. Front foot
a little bit more.

1059
00:55:01.776 --> 00:55:03.909
[phone ringing]
Perfect. Perfect.

1060
00:55:07.695 --> 00:55:09.915
Just one second.

1061
00:55:09.958 --> 00:55:11.351
Grams?

1062
00:55:11.395 --> 00:55:15.094
Oh! Theodore, it's Grams.

1063
00:55:15.137 --> 00:55:17.357
I hope I'm not bothering you.

1064
00:55:17.401 --> 00:55:20.142
No, no. Of course not. What's
going on? Is everything OK?

1065
00:55:20.186 --> 00:55:24.408
Well... this might
sound silly,

1066
00:55:24.451 --> 00:55:28.629
but I know you're getting
married tomorrow.

1067
00:55:28.673 --> 00:55:31.328
Can you meet me in an hour?

1068
00:55:31.371 --> 00:55:33.504
I have something for you.

1069
00:55:33.547 --> 00:55:36.158
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can
do that. Just tell me where.

1070
00:55:36.202 --> 00:55:37.986
♪ ♪

1071
00:55:40.293 --> 00:55:42.339
[cell phone ringing]

1072
00:55:45.733 --> 00:55:47.387
Hello?

1073
00:55:47.431 --> 00:55:49.563
Ooh, Kimberly darling,

1074
00:55:49.607 --> 00:55:51.522
it's Ted's grandmother.

1075
00:55:51.565 --> 00:55:54.046
Oh, Grams!
So nice to hear from you.

1076
00:55:54.089 --> 00:55:56.135
Is everything OK?

1077
00:55:56.178 --> 00:55:59.181
Oh, yes, darling. I'm fine.

1078
00:56:01.488 --> 00:56:04.883
There something
I'd like you to do for me.

1079
00:56:08.974 --> 00:56:11.498
♪ ♪

1080
00:56:25.773 --> 00:56:28.733
♪ ♪

1081
00:56:37.089 --> 00:56:38.699
Kim? Hey,

1082
00:56:38.743 --> 00:56:40.614
what are you doing here?

1083
00:56:40.658 --> 00:56:42.703
What? Grams called me.

1084
00:56:42.747 --> 00:56:44.662
She told me that you wanted
to meet me here.

1085
00:56:46.315 --> 00:56:48.666
Strange.
Grams called me

1086
00:56:48.709 --> 00:56:50.798
and said she wanted
to meet me here.

1087
00:56:50.842 --> 00:56:53.410
- What? What's going on?
- I don't know.

1088
00:56:56.630 --> 00:56:58.806
Sorry for the white lies,

1089
00:56:58.850 --> 00:57:00.591
but we needed to make sure
you'd both come.

1090
00:57:02.723 --> 00:57:05.030
Uh, Grams, why are we here?

1091
00:57:05.073 --> 00:57:08.033
Are you Ted Cooper
of the Cooper-Kentwood wedding?

1092
00:57:08.076 --> 00:57:11.079
Yeah. Who are you?

1093
00:57:11.123 --> 00:57:13.342
I'm with St. Joseph's Castle.

1094
00:57:13.386 --> 00:57:15.910
Somebody called my boss.
Well, they called

1095
00:57:15.954 --> 00:57:18.173
my boss' boss' boss

1096
00:57:18.217 --> 00:57:19.784
actually and pulled
a few strings.

1097
00:57:19.827 --> 00:57:22.482
Uh, I'm sorry.
"A few strings"?

1098
00:57:22.526 --> 00:57:24.528
We don't usually
do this anymore,

1099
00:57:24.571 --> 00:57:27.356
but here is a special permit
to hold a wedding here

1100
00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:29.358
- tomorrow.
- Here?

1101
00:57:29.402 --> 00:57:31.578
- Yeah.
- We can have our wedding here?

1102
00:57:31.622 --> 00:57:34.886
- We can have our wedding here?
- Just sign here.

1103
00:57:34.929 --> 00:57:37.410
- What?!
- Deposit's been paid.

1104
00:57:37.454 --> 00:57:39.368
- Thank you.
- The place is all yours

1105
00:57:39.412 --> 00:57:41.806
10 a.m. to midnight.
I hope that's enough time.

1106
00:57:41.849 --> 00:57:43.634
Yes! Yes, of course
it's enough time!

1107
00:57:43.677 --> 00:57:45.418
Like I said
to the lady on the phone,

1108
00:57:45.462 --> 00:57:47.594
you're responsible
for your own setup, so tables,

1109
00:57:47.638 --> 00:57:49.988
- chairs, whatnot.
- OK, yeah.

1110
00:57:50.031 --> 00:57:51.859
Thank you.

1111
00:57:51.903 --> 00:57:55.297
Ted, I told Jess it was my
dream to have our wedding here.

1112
00:57:55.341 --> 00:57:57.561
I can't believe
she pulled this off.

1113
00:57:57.604 --> 00:58:00.128
Apparently, over
the last couple of years helping

1114
00:58:00.172 --> 00:58:03.044
so many people
to plan their weddings,

1115
00:58:03.088 --> 00:58:06.134
she's earned a few favours
that she called in.

1116
00:58:06.178 --> 00:58:08.833
You guys call all your guests
to give them the new location.

1117
00:58:08.876 --> 00:58:11.705
Jess called in a few
more favours, we're gonna have

1118
00:58:11.749 --> 00:58:14.142
this place set up and looking
beautiful first thing

1119
00:58:14.186 --> 00:58:16.754
- in the morning.
- Ted! I'm so happy!

1120
00:58:18.843 --> 00:58:22.063
- I'm gonna go look around.
- OK.

1121
00:58:22.107 --> 00:58:25.153
She's quite a girl.

1122
00:58:26.633 --> 00:58:28.548
Yeah. Yeah, she is.

1123
00:58:28.592 --> 00:58:31.377
I was talking about Jess.

1124
00:58:35.903 --> 00:58:38.863
♪ ♪

1125
00:58:55.575 --> 00:58:57.664
[bus door closing]

1126
00:59:01.929 --> 00:59:03.975
Morning, everyone!

1127
00:59:04.018 --> 00:59:07.500
Thank you all for coming. I know
Jess really appreciates it.

1128
00:59:07.544 --> 00:59:09.763
Listen, we only have
a few hours to get this place

1129
00:59:09.807 --> 00:59:12.810
ready for a wedding,
so... let's get at it.

1130
00:59:12.853 --> 00:59:16.596
♪ ♪

1131
00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:19.251
[grunting]
There we go!

1132
00:59:30.305 --> 00:59:32.264
- Are you trying to be undercover?
- I want everything

1133
00:59:32.307 --> 00:59:34.788
to be perfect, but I don't want
Ted or Kim to know I'm here.

1134
00:59:34.832 --> 00:59:38.487
I'm sure they forgive you.
♪ ♪

1135
00:59:38.531 --> 00:59:40.620
Here's your walkie.

1136
00:59:40.664 --> 00:59:42.579
Let's do this.

1137
00:59:57.332 --> 01:00:00.161
♪ ♪

1138
01:00:00.205 --> 01:00:01.859
That's good, girls.
That's good.

1139
01:00:01.902 --> 01:00:03.904
Yeah, that's perfect.
Thanks, guys, thanks.

1140
01:00:09.301 --> 01:00:11.303
Patrick?

1141
01:00:11.346 --> 01:00:14.132
♪ ♪
Yeah?

1142
01:00:14.175 --> 01:00:16.221
Yeah. Make sure you put
one of those centrepieces

1143
01:00:16.264 --> 01:00:19.616
on every single table. Those are
Kim's favourite flowers.

1144
01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:22.096
You got it.

1145
01:00:22.140 --> 01:00:23.532
OK. Move...
move the gift table.

1146
01:00:23.576 --> 01:00:25.056
[It's too close
to the head table.]

1147
01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:27.319
[Copy that!]

1148
01:00:27.362 --> 01:00:29.930
Patrick!

1149
01:00:29.974 --> 01:00:32.063
- Yeah?
- [Please check on Doris, ]

1150
01:00:32.106 --> 01:00:34.326
[I think she's plucking
the flowers again.]

1151
01:00:42.334 --> 01:00:45.554
Doris, don't pluck
the flowers. Don't pluck.

1152
01:00:45.598 --> 01:00:47.426
Put the flowers on the table.
They're going there.

1153
01:00:47.469 --> 01:00:50.516
♪ ♪

1154
01:00:56.653 --> 01:00:58.916
[walkie-talkie static feedback]

1155
01:01:02.484 --> 01:01:04.443
Did you guys hear something?

1156
01:01:04.486 --> 01:01:06.924
- No.
- No.

1157
01:01:08.839 --> 01:01:12.364
Huh... I guess
it was nothing.

1158
01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:17.586
[sighing]

1159
01:01:17.630 --> 01:01:21.025
The cake!
♪ ♪

1160
01:01:28.772 --> 01:01:31.383
Haha! It's perfect.

1161
01:01:35.996 --> 01:01:38.129
Cake's coming.

1162
01:01:42.786 --> 01:01:45.049
The cake looks beautiful.

1163
01:01:48.530 --> 01:01:50.576
It was close.

1164
01:01:56.495 --> 01:01:58.410
[birds singing]

1165
01:02:09.595 --> 01:02:11.684
[gasping]
Shh! How's everything going?

1166
01:02:11.728 --> 01:02:13.730
Oh, everything's great, it's
gonna be beautiful, but listen,

1167
01:02:13.773 --> 01:02:16.907
- we have a major issue.
- Quick! Quick!

1168
01:02:16.950 --> 01:02:19.648
- What's with the shoving?
- Sorry, sorry, I freaked out!

1169
01:02:19.692 --> 01:02:21.825
You could have pushed
my hip right out of place!

1170
01:02:21.868 --> 01:02:23.914
- Shoot, Kim's coming over here.
- Listen, there's something

1171
01:02:23.957 --> 01:02:26.046
- I need to tell you.
- Shhh...

1172
01:02:29.833 --> 01:02:33.184
Uncle Jack!
So nice of you to call.

1173
01:02:33.227 --> 01:02:35.839
I know. I'm so sorry you
and Aunt Pearl couldn't make it.

1174
01:02:37.884 --> 01:02:40.495
- That was fun.
- Yeah, real riot.

1175
01:02:40.539 --> 01:02:43.194
- Listen, we have a problem.
- Oh no! Doris hitting

1176
01:02:43.237 --> 01:02:45.544
on the caterer again?
No. Well, maybe.

1177
01:02:45.587 --> 01:02:47.851
Oh, that is so sweet
of you to say, Uncle Jack.

1178
01:02:47.894 --> 01:02:49.722
Listen, I promise

1179
01:02:49.766 --> 01:02:52.856
Ted and I will make our way
overseas as soon as we can, OK?

1180
01:02:52.899 --> 01:02:55.772
OK. Love you too.

1181
01:02:57.774 --> 01:02:59.863
- That was close.
- Listen, you have to

1182
01:02:59.906 --> 01:03:03.170
- listen to me. We have a problem.
- OK, what?!

1183
01:03:03.214 --> 01:03:06.565
- No one has seen Ted.
- No one's seen Ted?

1184
01:03:08.175 --> 01:03:11.309
No one's seen Ted?!
This is heavy.

1185
01:03:15.356 --> 01:03:17.837
♪ ♪

1186
01:03:17.881 --> 01:03:19.621
Jessica!

1187
01:03:21.885 --> 01:03:23.582
Mrs. Cooper!

1188
01:03:23.625 --> 01:03:25.758
Jessica, thank goodness
you're here.

1189
01:03:25.802 --> 01:03:27.586
- You can't find Ted?
- We've looked

1190
01:03:27.629 --> 01:03:31.285
everywhere. He's not
at his house, his gym, anywhere.

1191
01:03:31.329 --> 01:03:32.809
And you tried calling
his cell obviously.

1192
01:03:32.852 --> 01:03:35.289
Straight to voicemail.
[Jess sighing]

1193
01:03:35.333 --> 01:03:37.378
Jessica, I know you two

1194
01:03:37.422 --> 01:03:40.381
had a fight, but you know him
better than anyone;

1195
01:03:40.425 --> 01:03:43.515
do you have any idea
where he might be?

1196
01:03:45.343 --> 01:03:47.040
I think I might know a place.

1197
01:03:47.084 --> 01:03:49.086
OK, I'm gonna go there now,
and you try to stall the wedding

1198
01:03:49.129 --> 01:03:51.088
ceremony, and I'll bring him
here as soon as possible.

1199
01:03:51.131 --> 01:03:54.004
- Please, Jessica, hurry.
- I'm on it.

1200
01:03:56.006 --> 01:03:58.486
I think I might know
where Ted is. Do you have

1201
01:03:58.530 --> 01:04:01.576
- the keys to the van?
- No, but I have

1202
01:04:01.620 --> 01:04:03.622
something I think might help.

1203
01:04:03.665 --> 01:04:06.668
♪ ♪

1204
01:04:23.337 --> 01:04:26.732
♪ ♪

1205
01:04:47.709 --> 01:04:51.496
♪ ♪

1206
01:05:03.551 --> 01:05:06.554
Ted, fancy seeing you here.

1207
01:05:11.733 --> 01:05:13.910
- You're still mad at me?
- No.

1208
01:05:16.390 --> 01:05:19.132
Yay. Points for Jess.

1209
01:05:19.176 --> 01:05:21.613
No. No points
for Jess.

1210
01:05:21.656 --> 01:05:25.008
Yeah, you got Kim
her dream wedding venue,

1211
01:05:25.051 --> 01:05:27.097
but you messed up,
like, everything else.

1212
01:05:29.621 --> 01:05:31.797
- I didn't mean to.
- I know.

1213
01:05:35.235 --> 01:05:37.107
You accused her
of cheating on me and wanting

1214
01:05:37.150 --> 01:05:39.326
to get back with her ex
the week of our wedding.

1215
01:05:39.370 --> 01:05:43.287
Yeah. Definitely no points
for that one.

1216
01:05:43.330 --> 01:05:46.768
I was just living in the past.

1217
01:05:46.812 --> 01:05:50.163
Our past. I mean, I-I...

1218
01:05:50.207 --> 01:05:52.122
I was convinced
that Kim was just gonna be

1219
01:05:52.165 --> 01:05:54.428
that same mean queen
from high school,

1220
01:05:54.472 --> 01:05:56.213
you know.

1221
01:05:56.256 --> 01:05:59.390
It's not who she is anymore.

1222
01:05:59.433 --> 01:06:03.176
You have to let people
change sometimes...

1223
01:06:03.220 --> 01:06:06.136
and become the better versions
of themselves, and I...

1224
01:06:08.616 --> 01:06:11.837
...I didn't let
Kim do that.

1225
01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:14.927
I just kept jumping
to conclusions.

1226
01:06:16.711 --> 01:06:20.193
Yeah. You weren't
the only one.

1227
01:06:20.237 --> 01:06:22.282
What do you mean?

1228
01:06:24.371 --> 01:06:26.808
This wedding,

1229
01:06:26.852 --> 01:06:29.376
we just rushed into it.

1230
01:06:29.420 --> 01:06:32.510
Wha... Sometimes,

1231
01:06:32.553 --> 01:06:34.991
- people fall in love quickly.
- Yeah...

1232
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:44.435
Look, I love the idea
of marrying Kim, you know?

1233
01:06:44.478 --> 01:06:46.654
I mean, I was stuck
in the past too.

1234
01:06:46.698 --> 01:06:48.874
I still thought
of myself as Big Ted.

1235
01:06:48.917 --> 01:06:51.442
I thought that the prom queen
wanted to date me,

1236
01:06:51.485 --> 01:06:53.835
- marry me. Just...
- Look, you haven't been

1237
01:06:53.879 --> 01:06:55.663
Big Ted in years.

1238
01:06:55.707 --> 01:06:57.622
And even when you were,

1239
01:06:57.665 --> 01:07:01.104
you were like...
the best guy in high school.

1240
01:07:01.147 --> 01:07:04.368
I mean, why do you think
I stuck around for so long?

1241
01:07:04.411 --> 01:07:08.067
And whether you're Big Ted

1242
01:07:08.111 --> 01:07:10.461
or, you know,
Hunky Successful Ted...

1243
01:07:12.680 --> 01:07:15.422
...you are still Ted.

1244
01:07:15.466 --> 01:07:18.382
You are an amazing,

1245
01:07:18.425 --> 01:07:20.862
funny, smart guy,

1246
01:07:20.906 --> 01:07:24.083
who's like, you know, a little
scared of horror movies.

1247
01:07:24.127 --> 01:07:26.042
[both chuckling]

1248
01:07:28.131 --> 01:07:30.089
You've always been
my best friend,

1249
01:07:30.133 --> 01:07:32.787
and the thought
that you weren't gonna be

1250
01:07:32.831 --> 01:07:34.833
at my wedding just killed me.

1251
01:07:38.619 --> 01:07:40.186
Me too.

1252
01:07:43.320 --> 01:07:45.409
I'm here now.

1253
01:07:47.541 --> 01:07:49.500
And there's still time
to talk to Kim

1254
01:07:49.543 --> 01:07:51.980
and get everything figured out
before you guys get married.

1255
01:07:52.024 --> 01:07:55.419
That's the thing.

1256
01:07:55.462 --> 01:07:58.683
I'm not sure that Kim is
the one that I'm meant to marry.

1257
01:08:04.471 --> 01:08:06.647
I don't know, Jess.

1258
01:08:06.691 --> 01:08:10.434
What do you think,
should I marry Kim?

1259
01:08:20.226 --> 01:08:22.359
This is just

1260
01:08:22.402 --> 01:08:24.448
way too big for me
to make for you.

1261
01:08:26.189 --> 01:08:28.278
You know what?

1262
01:08:28.321 --> 01:08:32.108
My house, Kim said
that you had feelings for me.

1263
01:08:34.545 --> 01:08:36.634
Is that true?

1264
01:08:38.070 --> 01:08:40.290
Do you love me?

1265
01:08:42.596 --> 01:08:44.772
[sighing]

1266
01:08:44.816 --> 01:08:47.775
Ted...

1267
01:08:47.819 --> 01:08:49.995
I do love you.

1268
01:08:53.477 --> 01:08:56.132
But as friends, as best friends.

1269
01:09:01.963 --> 01:09:04.140
Go marry the prom queen.

1270
01:09:04.183 --> 01:09:05.837
♪ ♪

1271
01:09:07.534 --> 01:09:09.754
And, um...

1272
01:09:09.797 --> 01:09:11.712
as your best woman,
it is my duty

1273
01:09:11.756 --> 01:09:13.627
to inform you that you have

1274
01:09:13.671 --> 01:09:16.674
an amazing woman
waiting for you,

1275
01:09:16.717 --> 01:09:18.850
and, you know, what I hear is,

1276
01:09:18.893 --> 01:09:21.548
a beautifully decorated
wedding venue

1277
01:09:21.592 --> 01:09:25.030
that has singlehandedly used up
my life accumulation of favours.

1278
01:09:25.073 --> 01:09:28.207
[both chuckling]
It's my job to get you there,

1279
01:09:28.251 --> 01:09:30.166
you know, no matter what.

1280
01:09:30.209 --> 01:09:33.212
♪ ♪

1281
01:09:33.256 --> 01:09:35.649
- Let's go!
- OK.

1282
01:09:44.049 --> 01:09:47.531
Yeah, I'm getting there.
I'm getting it on.

1283
01:09:49.489 --> 01:09:51.839
- Alright, you're ready?
- Yeah.

1284
01:09:54.668 --> 01:09:57.367
♪ ♪

1285
01:10:11.816 --> 01:10:13.905
♪ ♪

1286
01:10:30.791 --> 01:10:33.098
[Ted chuckling]
OK.

1287
01:10:35.970 --> 01:10:37.711
OK, wait! Close your eyes,

1288
01:10:37.755 --> 01:10:40.192
it's bad luck to see the bride
before the ceremony.

1289
01:10:40.236 --> 01:10:43.587
♪ ♪

1290
01:10:45.153 --> 01:10:47.417
Um...

1291
01:10:48.635 --> 01:10:50.768
What? Umm...

1292
01:10:52.726 --> 01:10:55.338
Kim!

1293
01:10:55.381 --> 01:10:56.904
Ted.

1294
01:10:56.948 --> 01:10:58.689
Don't worry, they're closed.

1295
01:10:58.732 --> 01:11:01.082
Uh, no, it's OK, Ted.
I think you can open your eyes.

1296
01:11:04.042 --> 01:11:07.263
I knew you'd be with her.

1297
01:11:07.306 --> 01:11:09.482
No, Kim, it's not
like that, I swear...

1298
01:11:09.526 --> 01:11:12.572
No. I didn't
mean it like that.

1299
01:11:15.314 --> 01:11:18.143
I just meant that if
anybody could find Ted

1300
01:11:18.186 --> 01:11:21.538
when nobody else could,
it would be you, Jess.

1301
01:11:27.195 --> 01:11:29.328
I am so sorry that I'm late.

1302
01:11:29.372 --> 01:11:31.896
No, Ted, it's actually
a good thing.

1303
01:11:31.939 --> 01:11:33.811
While I was here

1304
01:11:33.854 --> 01:11:36.814
waiting for you,
it gave me some time to think,

1305
01:11:36.857 --> 01:11:40.731
and everybody here
needs to be honest

1306
01:11:40.774 --> 01:11:43.995
with each other and themselves.

1307
01:11:44.038 --> 01:11:46.737
What do you mean?

1308
01:11:46.780 --> 01:11:49.261
Ted, we rushed
into this. And yes,

1309
01:11:49.305 --> 01:11:52.395
I really do love you, but, uh...

1310
01:11:52.438 --> 01:11:57.095
I'm just not so sure
that I am inlove with you.

1311
01:11:58.444 --> 01:12:00.838
And I'm not totally sure

1312
01:12:00.881 --> 01:12:02.796
that you're in love
with me either.

1313
01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:05.321
So... so we date
a little bit longer.

1314
01:12:05.364 --> 01:12:07.366
- We could push the wedding...
- Ted,

1315
01:12:07.410 --> 01:12:10.804
I've watched you two over
these past couple of weeks while

1316
01:12:10.848 --> 01:12:13.851
we were putting the wedding
together, and the truth is...

1317
01:12:13.894 --> 01:12:17.768
I want what you guys have.

1318
01:12:19.335 --> 01:12:21.815
I'm not trying to hurt you, Ted.
I'm just trying

1319
01:12:21.859 --> 01:12:24.644
to be honest with you.
And I guess

1320
01:12:24.688 --> 01:12:27.255
maybe for the first time,

1321
01:12:27.299 --> 01:12:29.606
honest with myself.

1322
01:12:31.999 --> 01:12:33.740
I was really mean
in high school.

1323
01:12:33.784 --> 01:12:37.048
Marrying Big Ted,

1324
01:12:37.091 --> 01:12:39.833
that would prove that I am not
that mean girl anymore.

1325
01:12:41.618 --> 01:12:43.924
But I don't know,
maybe that's not the best

1326
01:12:43.968 --> 01:12:46.710
foundation on which
to build a marriage.

1327
01:12:46.753 --> 01:12:48.581
Do you understand?

1328
01:12:48.625 --> 01:12:50.975
♪ ♪
Prom queen

1329
01:12:51.018 --> 01:12:53.717
and Big Ted, who would
have thunk it, huh? Haha!

1330
01:12:56.372 --> 01:12:58.417
Guess if I'm being honest,

1331
01:12:58.461 --> 01:13:00.811
I know you're right.

1332
01:13:00.854 --> 01:13:02.508
Yeah.

1333
01:13:05.816 --> 01:13:07.644
And I think it's time

1334
01:13:07.687 --> 01:13:09.602
for the two of you
to be honest with each other,

1335
01:13:09.646 --> 01:13:12.344
OK? I've seen

1336
01:13:12.388 --> 01:13:15.652
you two together, and there's
way more here than just friends.

1337
01:13:18.916 --> 01:13:22.006
I'm sorry, Jess,
for being mean to you.

1338
01:13:22.049 --> 01:13:24.487
Not just at paintball
or in Ted's house,

1339
01:13:24.530 --> 01:13:27.838
but for all the times
I've ever been mean.

1340
01:13:27.881 --> 01:13:31.276
♪ ♪
Thank you.

1341
01:13:34.192 --> 01:13:37.761
Regret is a really
horrible thing,

1342
01:13:37.804 --> 01:13:40.024
so can you just figure
this thing out

1343
01:13:40.067 --> 01:13:42.026
between you two already?

1344
01:13:51.252 --> 01:13:53.211
[Kim sighing]

1345
01:13:57.345 --> 01:14:00.392
♪ ♪

1346
01:14:00.436 --> 01:14:06.137
[indistinct talking]

1347
01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:07.660
Ted!

1348
01:14:07.704 --> 01:14:10.402
Where have you been?

1349
01:14:10.446 --> 01:14:13.449
And Kim, is she leaving?

1350
01:14:13.492 --> 01:14:15.494
Yeah. Yeah, Mom,

1351
01:14:15.538 --> 01:14:19.193
there's no wedding today.

1352
01:14:19.237 --> 01:14:22.109
Baby, are you OK?

1353
01:14:22.153 --> 01:14:24.155
What happened?

1354
01:14:24.198 --> 01:14:27.506
Yeah, actually.

1355
01:14:27.550 --> 01:14:29.813
Kim just wasn't...

1356
01:14:29.856 --> 01:14:33.120
isn't the right person for me.

1357
01:14:33.164 --> 01:14:35.079
Well, it's better you figure

1358
01:14:35.122 --> 01:14:39.300
that out now
and not years down the road.

1359
01:14:39.344 --> 01:14:42.782
Thank you for finding

1360
01:14:42.826 --> 01:14:45.655
our Teddy bear again.

1361
01:14:45.698 --> 01:14:47.308
Hmm.

1362
01:14:51.878 --> 01:14:53.837
- "Teddy bear"?
- Don't.

1363
01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:55.926
- Is that like new or...?
- Don't. No.

1364
01:14:55.969 --> 01:14:58.624
- Why didn't I know about this?
- No. No, no, no.

1365
01:14:58.668 --> 01:15:00.583
Why didn't you tell me
about this?

1366
01:15:00.626 --> 01:15:02.846
No. This is not a thing!

1367
01:15:07.764 --> 01:15:10.680
♪ ♪

1368
01:15:15.467 --> 01:15:17.425
Oh, my gosh,
this cake is so good!

1369
01:15:17.469 --> 01:15:19.253
You know, this might be

1370
01:15:19.297 --> 01:15:21.429
the most beautiful wedding
you've ever planned,

1371
01:15:21.473 --> 01:15:23.388
but nobody actually got married.

1372
01:15:23.431 --> 01:15:25.608
[both laughing]

1373
01:15:25.651 --> 01:15:28.698
For you, I would plan an
infinite amount of non-weddings.

1374
01:15:28.741 --> 01:15:32.310
[Ted laughing]
I'm still getting paid, right?

1375
01:15:32.353 --> 01:15:35.835
Well, they can't
all end in disaster.

1376
01:15:39.056 --> 01:15:41.667
What? What are you staring at?

1377
01:15:41.711 --> 01:15:43.669
You.

1378
01:15:43.713 --> 01:15:45.584
You know what I'm thinking?

1379
01:15:45.628 --> 01:15:47.543
I think I do.

1380
01:15:47.586 --> 01:15:50.023
Well, anyone knows me
well enough, it would be you.

1381
01:15:50.067 --> 01:15:53.244
And what are you thinking?

1382
01:15:53.287 --> 01:15:57.117
How overwhelming my desire is

1383
01:15:57.161 --> 01:15:59.903
to shove this cake in your face.

1384
01:15:59.946 --> 01:16:01.818
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1385
01:16:01.861 --> 01:16:05.735
♪ ♪

1386
01:16:05.778 --> 01:16:09.086
[Jess]: Like I said before,
"I love weddings."

1387
01:16:12.698 --> 01:16:15.919
I love everything about them. There's something magical about

1388
01:16:15.962 --> 01:16:17.964
family and friends
coming together to watch

1389
01:16:18.008 --> 01:16:21.533
two people promise
to love one another forever.

1390
01:16:21.577 --> 01:16:23.709
I love weddings so much
that I plan them

1391
01:16:23.753 --> 01:16:25.885
right down to the last detail.

1392
01:16:28.453 --> 01:16:30.760
But I'd never have planned this.

1393
01:16:35.808 --> 01:16:37.723
Or did I?

1394
01:16:37.767 --> 01:16:47.646
[romantic music]

1395
01:16:47.690 --> 01:16:49.953
♪ ♪

1396
01:17:09.755 --> 01:17:11.888
♪ ♪





