1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,704 [DIAL-UP TONE] 4 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:46,255 [DIAL-UP TONE CONTINUES] 5 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,502 [DIAL-UP TONE] 6 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,019 [WHIRRING] 7 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,448 [PROFESSOR] Sir, come see this! 8 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,617 [COMMANDANT] God! That's impossible. 9 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,912 [PROFESSOR] Something inside must have killed Agent Tracy. 10 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:04,208 Playback Psychobook's analysis of the mission. 11 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,634 Strange, a virus playing against itself. 12 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,344 What the hell is its master plan? 13 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:19,640 Keep this top secret, don't tell the others about agent Tracy. 14 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,725 Yes, Commandant. 15 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,853 [GASPING] 16 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,356 - Call an ambulance. - [CONTINUES GASPING] 17 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:38,284 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 18 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,420 [PALMER] Yes? 19 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:52,715 OK. Understood. 20 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,635 Agent D. T. Gagano. Where the hell is your mind? 21 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,847 - Sorry, Lieutenant. - Move your ass. 22 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:06,061 [PROFESSOR] Alarms went off at 19:16. A virus has taken over the system. 23 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:09,982 It's source code is hidden inside a region of Psychobook. 24 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,567 [PALMER] What type is it? 25 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,529 - Soviet Union computer virus. - Damn Russians! 26 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,574 They're infecting the whole system. 27 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,620 - Hey, Magnus! - Hey! Have a good mission, man! 28 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,124 Lately, the Soviet Union has been becoming more and more aggressive 29 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,043 towards the management system. 30 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,670 [GRUNTS] 31 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,256 - Is something wrong? - [GAGANO] Back... back pain! 32 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,384 Status? 33 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:43,015 Uploading to Psychobook in five, four, three. 34 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,979 I will be monitoring you. 35 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,815 'Boys, the suspect is approaching the entrance. 36 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,442 'You have 45 seconds.' 37 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,111 Block him with a force ring. 38 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:41,031 'Impossible, he doesn't have an implanted chip.' 39 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,618 Shit, he's a Soviet! Put me in touch with the Professor. 40 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,626 - Continue fumigating. - Yes, sir. 41 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,840 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 42 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,800 I've got the virus source code. 43 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:04,430 We need your assistance right now. Send over the satellite. 44 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,474 What the hell are you doing in my house? 45 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,811 Pest Control state company. 46 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,187 What the fuck? 47 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:15,941 I'm putting an end to the plague in this building. 48 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,486 No, these are a bunch of fake... 49 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,562 Jiminy, we need support. 50 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,314 Use Zeus Satellite to neutralize him! 51 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,484 'I need the target's coordinates.' 52 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,115 Run, now! 53 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,833 - Palmer. - Relax, man. 54 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:19,004 It's time to die, Agents! 55 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,131 Jiminy, he's on the water tower! 56 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,515 [SCREAMING] 57 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:44,196 [INDISTINCT ADVERT ON LOUDSPEAKER] 58 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,891 What the hell happened here? 59 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,769 The virus is striking again. 60 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,898 It has attacked Psychobook's advertising system. 61 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,373 Now... 62 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,543 OK, Malin, that's enough for today. 63 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:46,091 Your poor husband has been waiting there for more than ten minutes. 64 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:02,357 Come and have a shower with me, boy. 65 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,444 OK. 66 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,381 [SCREAMING] 67 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:33,013 - What's wrong? - My back! 68 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:39,394 Birdie, are you sleeping? 69 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,855 I'm gonna hand in my resignation tomorrow. 70 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,983 - I'm done with the CIA. - Are you sure? 71 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,571 I love you, birdie. 72 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,783 I love you, my little fly. 73 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:02,376 [MAN MOANING ON TV] 74 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,343 'Yeah... oh!' 75 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,764 [MOANING CONTINUES] 76 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,644 'Ooh, yeah!' 77 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,021 'Mr. Batfro!' 78 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,989 'Oh, yeah!' 79 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:36,952 [SIRENS WAILING] 80 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,020 [PALMER] 'Stop watching this Russian propaganda 81 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,647 'and get your skinny ass into the office right away. 82 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,025 'We have a Code Red.' 83 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,277 - Right now? - 'Yes, right now!' 84 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,779 [MALIN] What's going on? 85 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,490 Where the hell are you going? 86 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,371 I'll be right back. It's just a moment. 87 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,249 Thank God you're quitting. 88 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:27,377 Duty calls, for the last time. 89 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,854 Lieutenant Palmer, Agent Gagano. 90 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:50,984 Tonight you will be facing Operation Jungle. 91 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,694 Please, Professor. 92 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:57,115 The CIA believes that the Soviet Union virus is planning a big operation 93 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,910 to take over Psychobook. 94 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,287 After analyzing the piece of code you brought, 95 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,124 we've found an anomaly in Psychobook's old abandoned CPU. 96 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:10,504 Your mission is to retrieve samples of any anomalous substance 97 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,547 found inside that factory. 98 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,508 Any questions? 99 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,138 How do we enter the domain of the virus? 100 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:24,810 Our hackers were able to track the Soviet Union protection system, 101 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,855 so we will drop your avatars in there. 102 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:36,071 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 103 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:43,161 You're talking with the President of the United States of America. 104 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,914 Commandant Alfons Rebane. Estonia. 105 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,125 'Commandant, give me the update.' 106 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,128 Operation Jungle will be launching tomorrow night. 107 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,256 Excellent! Keep me posted, Commandant. 108 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,562 [MALIN] The owners told me we can visit the place tomorrow, 109 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,523 it's just an hour's drive from here. 110 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,611 We could put the counter here on this side. 111 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:18,989 You see? 112 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:23,702 - What do you think, darling? - Pepperoni, fresh tomato. 113 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,163 You are not listening to me. 114 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,217 I think it's a good idea. 115 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,928 Let's go there, little fly, let's give it a try. 116 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,806 Let's leave this horrid city and try. 117 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:49,603 But... I'm a CIA agent. 118 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,396 Things are not so simple. 119 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,024 So you didn't drop in your resignation letter... 120 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,360 Well... let's just plan for it. 121 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,281 Plan it? We've been talking and talking. 122 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,242 It's been seven years, my little fly. 123 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,870 You don't give a shit about my kickboxing academy. 124 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,497 I do, but... 125 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,583 But what? I'm tired of planning! 126 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,210 But, birdie... 127 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,379 I told my boss I'll be leaving by the end of the week. 128 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:20,717 You can stay with your special force, Agent Gagano. 129 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,291 The system will be cracked soon. 130 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,002 The old CPU must be right there. 131 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,713 This will be my last mission, Palmer. 132 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,092 We have been saving up to open this kickboxing academy. 133 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,886 Big, famous kickboxing academy. 134 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,514 Why don't you open a pizzeria instead? 135 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:11,810 A pizzeria? Me? Nah, it's just a hobby. 136 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,856 What about you, Palmer? 137 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,942 - What about me? - About the future. 138 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,569 The future? 139 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,778 [SCOFFS] 140 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,155 Who cares about the future? 141 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,869 Commandant, is the CIA aware 142 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,663 that you're sending two men to their probable death? 143 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,208 Professor, no agent dies inside Psychobook. 144 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,752 It's just a virtual reality. 145 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,632 Tell that to Agent Tracy. 146 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,302 Are you challenging my command, Professor? 147 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,807 With all due respect, this new threat is unknown, Commandant. 148 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,977 Please, shut up, they are right here. 149 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,937 Don't be so worried. 150 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,733 They can't hear you. They're in there. 151 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,578 Jiminy, we are in position. 152 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,206 [JIMINY] 'Message from Commandant Alfons Rebane.' 153 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,585 [COMMANDANT] 'Lieutenant Palmer, are you alone?' 154 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,378 Yes, sir. 155 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:27,928 Make sure it's the dwarf who manipulates any kind of substance. 156 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,181 We wouldn't want to put you in any risk. 157 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,143 'You're too valuable for the CIA.' 158 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,103 'End of the message.' 159 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:41,358 Lieutenant! Come see this. 160 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,736 [PALMER] It looks like the substance from the CIA lab. 161 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,946 [GAGANO] But that's impossible. 162 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,324 The government has the monopoly over the synthesis. 163 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,118 Come on, take a couple of samples. 164 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,665 I'm starting to feel dizzy. 165 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,376 Dammit, the substance might be emitting gas. 166 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,169 Jiminy! Gas mask. 167 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,130 I need a mask! Palmer, the mask! 168 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,549 Jiminy, create a gas mask! 169 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,887 Oh, this is painful, Palmer. Please wake me up! 170 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,432 Don't be a chicken, I will see you outside in a few seconds. 171 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,393 Lieutenant! 172 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,337 Let's deactivate Psychobook's monitoring system. 173 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,632 - I can't do that. - Do you want to die? 174 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,051 I can't die in here, Stalin. 175 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,430 OK, enough, I'm leaving. It was nice to see you. 176 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,265 Jiminy, take me home! 177 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,475 'Loading the way out.' 178 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,353 [SCOFFS] 179 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:04,524 This will only keep us out of the network for a moment, General Stalin. 180 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:11,031 Operation Jungle is now in our hands, Lieutenant Palmer Eldritch. 181 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,157 You know me? 182 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,869 Are you kidding me? I'm a virus. 183 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,707 I know you better than yourself. 184 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,333 What do you want? 185 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,921 Help me sell the substance. 186 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,883 You'll be rich. 187 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,594 I don't make deals with computer viruses. 188 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,388 Ahahah, you will! 189 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,931 Look! 190 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:47,275 Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Rebane's wife, 191 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,736 you dirty bastard? 192 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:58,161 Make the right deals and I will make you rich. 193 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:04,167 Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world. 194 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,306 Fuck. 195 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,937 Try to wake him up, Professor. 196 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,065 - Sorry, but that's not possible. - Shit. 197 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,235 What the hell happened inside? 198 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:41,996 Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you tonight. 199 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,969 Yeah. 200 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,848 Yeah... 201 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,227 [IN GERMAN] Lick this! 202 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,187 [IN GERMAN] Lick this! 203 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,738 Asshole. 204 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,159 Fuck it! 205 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,001 Excuse me. 206 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,128 You must leave right now. 207 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:35,258 Do you see anybody else here? Do you see? 208 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,761 I don't see anybody else here. 209 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,931 This show is for me! 210 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,020 Ooh... 211 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,693 [INDISTINCT INSULT] 212 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,238 Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you, baby, 213 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,532 she's dancing for the universe. 214 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,660 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 215 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,541 Hello? 216 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,836 Malin, it's for you, darling. 217 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,506 Hello? 218 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:38,488 Please promise, if he passes, he must pass at home, with me. 219 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,408 - Hey, I will try. - Please, promise. 220 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:48,748 Hey, I promise. You see? I promise. 221 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,543 I promise you. Don't worry, I... I promise. 222 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,170 Promise... 223 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,048 What the fuck are you doing? 224 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,928 That was not my intention, I just... 225 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,054 You're such a brute. 226 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:07,517 What happened between us was a big mistake. 227 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,313 OK, that's fine. 228 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,790 Create a mirror doppelganger of Agent Gagano. 229 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,170 Mirror copy created. 230 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,131 Upload our copy into Beta Ethiopia. 231 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,846 [WOMAN] Copy uploaded, Comrade Stalin. 232 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,874 [GAGANO] Excuse me, waiter. 233 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,377 What would you like to eat, sir? 234 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,050 Just a pizza margarita. 235 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:29,682 [WAITER] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta. 236 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:33,019 OK, sir. Anything to drink? 237 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,812 No, thanks. 238 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,155 [MAN] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate! 239 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,283 It's the government's fucking president. 240 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:31,786 [PA] 'Round one!' 241 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,102 [PA] 'You win!' 242 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,397 This is the substance! Vote for Batfro! 243 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,607 Damn drug addicts! 244 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,319 [PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro as your favorite president, 245 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,447 'the chosen one to eradicate the damn drug addicts.' 246 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:11,576 [MAN] Shut up! Not even your own mother would vote for you. 247 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:15,079 Don't you like the pizza, sir? 248 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:20,418 It's fine... but the oven is not heating the bottom enough 249 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:24,130 so the base of the pizza is too soft. 250 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:27,091 May I have the bill, please? 251 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,597 I hope you accept credit cards. 252 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,187 Phew! 253 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,399 Jiminy, priority message. 254 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:47,111 'Trying to find a secure connection, please hold.' 255 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,878 Here is Agent Gagano, 256 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:07,590 last known location was the abandoned Psychobook CPU. 257 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:12,094 I paid with my credit card, you should be able to track my position. 258 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,891 'New message from headquarters.' 259 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:22,021 'Agent, new position identified as Beta Ethiopia. 260 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,649 'Wait for instructions.' 261 00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:27,193 Come on, guys, take me home! 262 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:40,706 [ITALIAN ACCENT] Hello, sir. This is Mr. Sophistication. 263 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,876 Sorry for calling you so late, 264 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:49,173 but, er... we have a problem with a credit card in the restaurant. 265 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,681 [JIMINY] 'Agent D. T. Gagano.' 266 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:57,974 Thank God. 267 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,851 [COMMANDANT] 'I have bad news, Agent. 268 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:04,188 'I'm afraid you're in an irreversible coma. 269 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,898 'We can't wake you up.' 270 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,775 What? 271 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,318 What the hell, Commandant! 272 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:13,698 'What you're experiencing is the last traces of your mental activity.' 273 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,491 [GAGANO] 'Something must be wrong. 274 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,619 'This partition of the system looks very real.' 275 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,997 You don't have much time left, kid, 276 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,041 although Psychobook is still able to track your inner-voice. 277 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,503 'You're wrong, Commandant. I'm here! 278 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,755 'Don't you see me?' 279 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,675 [WAITER] Sir! Could you please open the door? 280 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:37,763 'I hope you are still able to receive this message. 281 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:42,059 - 'They told me it will be the last one.' - No! 282 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,521 This must be a stupid mistake. 283 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,276 'Your brain is fading, my love. 284 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,904 'Rest in peace.' 285 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,115 'End of the message.' 286 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:02,580 Listen, birdie. I will come back before Sunday. 287 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,040 This is my last mission. 288 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:07,960 'Listen, Agent, the Soviet Union is planning something big. 289 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:11,172 'Try to find out before you wither and die. 290 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,965 'Good luck and sorry.' 291 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,011 Shit! 292 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,304 [JIMINY] 'End of the message.' 293 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,808 Here you are, you drug addict! 294 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:40,076 You motherfucker. What did you do to him? 295 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:42,370 How can he die? 296 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,997 All this shit is just a computer game. 297 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:47,667 We are trying to find out, lady. 298 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:51,212 Bring him back to me! You go inside that computer game! 299 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,838 - Easy. Easy! - Go and bring him back! 300 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:55,633 Malin, please stop! Please, please. 301 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,927 Malin! 302 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:32,503 [BEEPING] 303 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,181 Fuck you, Stalin. 304 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,501 What is this? 305 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,379 - My savings. - My ass. 306 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:19,175 Where did you get a pink Mastercard? What's going on? 307 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,720 Where's the money coming from, Palmer? 308 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:26,098 I was thinking I could help you open the most... 309 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,725 [MALICIOUS LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE] 310 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:36,650 ...the most beautiful kickboxing academy anybody has ever, ever seen. 311 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:09,141 Did you bring the goods, mister man? 312 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,148 Transfer the money to my credit card. 313 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,442 First the goods! 314 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,499 Your money's transferred. 315 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:34,625 [DOOR OPENING] 316 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,255 - Stop! Police! - The cops! 317 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,798 Fuck! 318 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,598 Look, dwarf, we have a problem. This piece of crap is fake. 319 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:56,397 In this country only one type of person uses false credit cards. 320 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,692 Can you stop fucking interrupting me? 321 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:02,403 Oh, I'm very sorry, sir. 322 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,781 [BATFRO] Do you want to scare the kid? 323 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:09,410 - [GAGANO] Hey! I'm a grown-ass man! - [BATFRO] Put the gun away! Now! 324 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,619 [SOPHISTICATION] I'm sorry, sir. 325 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,955 For god's sake! What was I saying? 326 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,583 - In this country... - Ah, yes! 327 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:19,962 In this country only the drug dealers that work for Reverend Roy 328 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,922 use false credit cards. 329 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,425 I don't know what you're talking about. 330 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:29,430 Please, Mr. Sophistication, do your thing. 331 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:34,685 - Who are you working for? - For no one! 332 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,229 Get down on your knees. Now! 333 00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:41,025 Stop! He's just a child! 334 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:50,743 So... we have a brave man here. 335 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:54,121 You're talking to a patriot, show a little bit of respect. 336 00:31:57,374 --> 00:32:02,880 I will teach you some respect. Lick my boots. 337 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:04,840 Go ahead and lick them! 338 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,301 [MAN] You're a disgrace to the country. 339 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:13,098 Hey! You! Leave him alone! 340 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,475 [GUNSHOTS] 341 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,478 [SIGHS] 342 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,772 He was obviously a hippie. 343 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:26,362 Fuck! 344 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,281 What the hell? 345 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:31,659 Shit. 346 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,619 Fuck this. 347 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,545 Prince, we are at your service. 348 00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:45,255 I'm not your prince. 349 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,342 Come on, you're immortal! 350 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,721 You've been sent to fight Batfro and his false democracy. 351 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:57,685 That arrogant president is a disgrace to our country. 352 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,311 [JIMINY] 'Error.' 353 00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:02,856 - Jiminy, are you still able to track? - 'Error.' 354 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,733 What is that? 355 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:08,362 The virus must be generating doppelgangers. 356 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:13,450 'Agent, Beta Ethiopia is outside of the domain of the virus Soviet Union.' 357 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,327 Record my voice. 358 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,621 'Impossible to record the message. 359 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,791 'Inner-voice signal too weak to be tracked.' 360 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,877 Have you seen that sorcery? 361 00:33:24,712 --> 00:33:27,715 'Signal too low. Signal too low. 362 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,675 [STATIC, FADING] 'Signal too low.' 363 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,636 Jiminy? Jiminy! 364 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,349 Wake up. I must wake up! 365 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,060 Wake up. I must wake up. 366 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,271 Wake up! Wake up! 367 00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,024 Wake up, Gagano! Wake up! Wake up! 368 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,567 Please, my Prince! 369 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,652 You're going to hurt yourself. Stop, Prince. 370 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:52,281 - Wake up, Gagano. Wake up! - Please, my Prince! 371 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:57,411 Wake up. Wake up, Gagano! Wake up, wake up! 372 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,668 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 373 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,843 - What? - Sir, Mr. Sophistication is here. 374 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,763 Why did you let him? 375 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,312 Hello, sir. 376 00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:25,439 My kung fu masters. 377 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,232 Spaghetti. 378 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,276 Ravioli. 379 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,819 Baltazar. 380 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,905 [LAUGHS] 381 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,449 Tell them to bring me a whisky. 382 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:46,126 What's your plan for the dwarf, sir? What are you gonna do with him? 383 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,253 I'll lock him up forever! 384 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:54,593 - Please, sir. - 'Mr. President. 385 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,888 'The midget is more important than you can imagine. 386 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,016 'He's the key element to strengthen our relations.' 387 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,310 My dear Stalin, are you talking 388 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,772 about the military agreement with the Soviet Union? 389 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:13,445 'I'm talking about a new agreement to take over the whole Psychobook. 390 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,656 'The midget is a CIA agent 391 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,283 'and can give us full access to the source code.' 392 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,288 What do you need to organize this? 393 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,457 'First, to crack the system, 394 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:29,419 'we need to get our hands on the most powerful terminal. 395 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:33,006 'The Ark of the Covenant.' 396 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:35,259 [BATFRO] The Ark is protected by a Shaolin monk. 397 00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:36,969 He's invincible. 398 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:40,430 Psychobook programmed him with Force 7. 399 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:45,435 [SOPHISTICATION] Let my kung fu masters handle this. 400 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:49,231 They will get the Ark of the Covenant for us. 401 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,476 [PA] 'Round one!' 402 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,462 [PA] 'You lose!' 403 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,883 'Upgrade the kung fu masters to Force 8.' 404 00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:01,011 [PA] 'Upgrade complete.' 405 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,938 [PA] 'Round two.' 406 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,033 [PA] 'You win! 407 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,830 'The Ark is yours!' 408 00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:26,263 Davvero. Grazie, grazie. 409 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:31,435 'Davvero. Grazie, grazie.' 410 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:39,026 Now that we have the old relic, let's get the key. 411 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,249 Mr. President. 412 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,303 Congratulations, Mr. President. 413 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,849 This new agreement with the Soviet Union 414 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:15,562 will give us full access to all the profiles and regions of Psychobook. 415 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,858 We will be able to protect our dear citizens against bad guys. 416 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,949 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 417 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,666 - Sir. - Get out! 418 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,795 Sir, can I borrow your dwarf tomorrow? 419 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,965 Of course not. 420 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,302 Sir, I can make him give us the code. 421 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,222 Are you deaf or something? 422 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,933 You don't trust me, Mr. President? 423 00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:56,686 Do you take me for a fool? 424 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:02,067 I'm sorry, baby. I'm just talking to this... he's a jackass. 425 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,154 So why don't we collaborate together? 426 00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,532 [BATFRO] I don't trust this clown in the hat. 427 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:11,326 Batfro, you will soon rule over Psychobook, 428 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,454 let Mr. Sophistication do his job. 429 00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:20,669 OK. Comrade Stalin, I will do it as a personal favor to you. 430 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:27,467 [LAUGHING] 431 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,640 [FOOTSTEPS] 432 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:40,730 Agent, tomorrow you will obey Mr. Sophistication's orders. 433 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,027 And I will send you home so you can get your revenge. 434 00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,155 [GAGANO] What revenge? 435 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,492 Do you want to see the truth? 436 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,369 This is the truth! 437 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,667 Harder! Come inside me. 438 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,128 I'm trying to come. Yes, yes, yes! 439 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:06,089 I'm so wet. You're so big! 440 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:10,260 It's so big! It's tearing me apart. 441 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,429 [PALMER] What the fuck is that? 442 00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:17,392 [STALIN] Obey our instructions and get your revenge. 443 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,812 You can't trick me with your lies! 444 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,523 Your game is over, Stalin. 445 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,151 You hear me? Your game is over. 446 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:28,445 The game is over. 447 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,668 Don't cry, my little Prince. You must be strong. 448 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:47,631 Be strong. You must be strong, my Prince. 449 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:53,512 Don't cry. Come on, my little Prince, don't cry. 450 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:56,389 Be strong, my little Prince. 451 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:06,024 [GAGANO] Wait a second. 452 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,776 Wait a second! 453 00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,778 Wait a second! 454 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:12,656 Now I can see my dream. 455 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,617 I'm already feeling much better. 456 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:20,747 I'm the Emperor of Beta Ethiopia so I can do whatever I want. 457 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,208 Anything in the world! 458 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,377 Everything in the world! 459 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:30,924 And I can open a pizzeria, it's my pizzeria! 460 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:36,388 And I will do it with Malin, my beloved Malin. 461 00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:37,847 She's so beautiful. 462 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:44,104 She's like poetry, like the cool breeze on a summer's day. 463 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,941 My love... my everything. 464 00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:03,308 Stop sodomizing me, Agent, and try to find a way to wake up! 465 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,856 There is something wrong with the mission, 466 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,359 - I need to find the substance. - What for? 467 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:15,111 It's the only way back to Malin. Do you understand? 468 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,989 Forget that woman. You are the savior. 469 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,367 She is just a temptation of the devil. 470 00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:24,746 How do I know you're not a figment of my imagination, huh? 471 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,624 You belong here, you're the savior. 472 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:30,126 You're not real, you're part of my imagination. 473 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,296 - This is a shame, Messiah! - [GAGANO] You understand? 474 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,924 Messiah, this is a shame. 475 00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:40,804 Yeah... shit. 476 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,233 You're our only hope. 477 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:56,027 You were sent to us to liberate our land, 478 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,821 to rid us of the fascists. 479 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,733 [BATFRO] Take the dwarf to Mr. Sophistication. 480 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:36,860 And no tricks! 481 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,723 Please, Agent, accept my apologies. 482 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,060 I don't wanna create any problems with the CIA. 483 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,942 What do you want? 484 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:26,618 I want... your coding signature in order to access Psychobook. 485 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:30,955 The Ark of the Covenant. 486 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,627 The original and most powerful Psychobook terminal. 487 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,800 Holy ghost! 488 00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:44,969 You just want to go back home 489 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:49,933 and I want to rewrite my role in Beta Ethiopia. 490 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:54,813 You just need to insert your coding signature 491 00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:58,107 and Spaghetti will do the rest. 492 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,698 [BEEPING] 493 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:09,994 'Welcome to Psychobook, Agent D. T. Gagano.' 494 00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:24,968 [BEEPING] 495 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,349 Commandant, come see this. 496 00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:37,397 The virus is hacking the whole system. 497 00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:40,900 Agent Gagano has activated the tracking system 498 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,694 with his coding signature. 499 00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:48,116 Put the satellite in position and let's get rid of the virus. 500 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:57,292 [PROFESSOR] Satellite over Beta Ethiopia. 501 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:04,924 Sir, Psychobook detected the coding signature of Agent Gagano. 502 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:08,636 I'm asking for permission to destroy Beta Ethiopia. 503 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:14,934 Agent Gagano, sir. Our field agent. 504 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,895 He's still alive inside. 505 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:22,317 'Mr. President, are you there? 506 00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,193 'The whole system is under attack!' 507 00:48:24,319 --> 00:48:29,824 Commandant Rebane, we can't annihilate a whole region just to kill a virus. 508 00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:34,454 Sir, we can easily rebuild the region, it won't take us more than two days. 509 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:40,585 I understand your point, Commandant, but my order is to abort the mission. 510 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,712 Understood, sir. 511 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,881 'What about our annual meeting?' 512 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:54,557 [DISTORTED] Of course I will attend 513 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:59,020 the golf championship. 514 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,248 We have full access to all profiles and regions. 515 00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:22,669 Excellent. Kill Mr. Sophistication. 516 00:49:24,212 --> 00:49:27,298 Now, I will put an end 517 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:31,886 to the reign of this arrogant motherfucker, Mr. Batfro. 518 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:33,680 Don't you see, my friends? 519 00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:39,686 Beta Ethiopia belongs to me, Mr. Sophistication. 520 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:42,397 Italiano. 521 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,652 What the hell is that? 522 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:14,345 [BOTH] The lord is my shepherd. I shall have faith in him. 523 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:18,891 Hey you! Agent D. T. Gagano, CIA! 524 00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:21,269 You better surrender, understand? 525 00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:24,397 Shit! 526 00:50:35,742 --> 00:50:37,243 Agent! 527 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:45,710 Whoa! Thank God, Palmer. Get me out of here. 528 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:48,212 [PALMER] That's not possible, kid. 529 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,756 You're in an irreversible coma out there. 530 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:54,218 - You're not here to rescue me? - Run! To the cabins. 531 00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:04,937 They shut down the mission. It's all over. 532 00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:10,777 We had the opportunity to kill Stalin, what's wrong out there? 533 00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:12,737 Run, kid! 534 00:52:05,665 --> 00:52:09,127 - Now that you're safe, I need to go. - Why did you come then? 535 00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:13,172 [PALMER] I'm on a covert mission, it's above your clearance. 536 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,050 I wish I could get you out of here, but I can't. 537 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,345 Wake me up outside. 538 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:25,935 You're braindead, friend. Try to understand. 539 00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:30,022 I should go. 540 00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:44,453 I... I'm suffocating! Help! 541 00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:46,539 I'm suffocating! Please! 542 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:50,793 Please, I'm suffocating. Please! 543 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,254 Oh, baby! 544 00:52:54,130 --> 00:52:56,966 Oh, man, what a headache! 545 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,052 Oh, baby! 546 00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:02,096 Wait... where the hell am I? 547 00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:08,060 CIA Agent Gagano. 548 00:53:08,186 --> 00:53:10,438 I'm Roy Mascarone. 549 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:14,192 Er... nice to meet you. 550 00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:16,152 Roy Mascarone. 551 00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:20,281 You know, until a few minutes ago I thought I was Jesus Christ. 552 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:23,242 You know Jesus, Jesus Christ? 553 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:26,871 But then I saw your face. 554 00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:27,997 My face? 555 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,709 I'm sure I know you from another place and I'm sure I can help you. 556 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,252 To go home? 557 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:38,049 Yes, and to know the truth about this mission, Agent. 558 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:43,387 I hope my story can help you understand yours, Agent Gagano. 559 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,932 It all starts when I wake up, 560 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:49,393 I'm on top of a mountain and I'm kind of sleepy. 561 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:53,397 I don't remember anything about my past or who the hell I am, OK? 562 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:57,944 But then... listen, here comes the most interesting part of the story. 563 00:53:58,069 --> 00:54:02,323 I start opening my eyes and I think, "What is this place? 564 00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:05,284 "I should get out of here as soon possible." 565 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:08,871 This is what comes to my mind, OK? Just move, get out of there. 566 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:13,417 Then, I realize that something like a voice inside of me 567 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:17,296 is telling me that I am Jesus Christ. 568 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:22,176 I start walking, around me there's only desert as far as the eye can see. 569 00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:24,929 And then, suddenly... I realize I can perform miracles! 570 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:28,140 So I'm a hero and I can do tricks. 571 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:31,227 All these powers make me very unbelievable as a human being. 572 00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:33,729 And then hey, who is this guy again? 573 00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:37,400 He's always at the beach. His name is Palmer Eldritch. 574 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:39,193 I feel terrible, I'm dating the wife of my colleague. 575 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:42,655 He says he's dating his colleague's wife. 576 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:46,701 He also tells me he's trafficking this thing called the substance. 577 00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:50,162 Palmer talks wonderful things about the substance. 578 00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:51,872 I follow him into his secret den. 579 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:55,835 Man, I really wanna explore the effects of this mysterious substance. 580 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,463 And explore parallel dimensions, multiethnic people. 581 00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:03,551 Man, I start viewing the substance in my memorable hallucinations. 582 00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:07,096 The people are waiting for me, for the substance of Reverend Roy. 583 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,266 The one that makes them explore a new fascinating universe. 584 00:55:10,391 --> 00:55:12,727 But fuck! I got caught by this strange masked guy. 585 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,770 Run, run! Escape from him! 586 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,231 Get to a place where he will never catch you. 587 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:20,026 He recodified me into one of these disgusting flies 588 00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:22,153 and sent me to a place where I would never be a threat again. 589 00:55:22,278 --> 00:55:24,030 - [GAGANO] Siberia? - [ROY] No, the Pagagayo resort, man. 590 00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:25,573 The luxurious conditions of the Papagayo resort 591 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:27,033 made me forget about everything! 592 00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:29,327 Then, I woke up in this yard 593 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:33,164 and I saw your face and I remembered the truth. 594 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:36,751 I am Roy Mascarone, not Jesus. 595 00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:41,339 How did my face make you remember? 596 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:47,636 Because, you gave me the keys to my Mercedes-Benz, Agent. 597 00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:50,931 [GAGANO] But I've never seen you before. 598 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,892 [ROY] Let me explain it to you, man. 599 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:59,148 In 1997, Alan Foreman performed a series of experiments at MIT. 600 00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:04,320 They were successful in creating a network of makeshift data collections. 601 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:09,450 The most comprehensive analysis of human behavior ever conducted. 602 00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:13,329 A brain mapping network called Psychobook. 603 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:22,463 Excuse me! Are these your keys? 604 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:27,343 Oh! Thanks, man. I don't have pockets. 605 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:34,725 You're the owner of the pizza place by the beach, right? 606 00:56:37,228 --> 00:56:40,481 Yeah. I own it with my girlfriend. 607 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:45,903 Roy Mascarone. Are you here for the experiment? 608 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:48,364 - Yeah. - Mmm. 609 00:56:48,823 --> 00:56:51,409 The reality, man, is that you and I 610 00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:54,954 are right now in the Massachusetts Institute of Technology 611 00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:57,289 and the year is 1997. 612 00:56:58,124 --> 00:57:00,876 Massachusetts? What the hell is that? 613 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,670 The truth. 614 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:06,215 The place where you will wake up after three centuries 615 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:09,009 or within the next hour or in two days. 616 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:18,978 You don't work for the CIA, Agent. It's just a hallucination. 617 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,522 What? 618 00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:26,819 God. Don't you see, Agent? 619 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:33,117 Operation Jungle, the CIA, all of this is just a virtual projection. 620 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:38,622 - We are in 1997. - What? 621 00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:40,416 They're playing with us. 622 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:43,794 To collect our reactions to different situations. 623 00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:48,299 You! You cheap copy of Jesus! 624 00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:50,634 Let me go! Let me go! 625 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:06,233 You are charged with genocide and crimes against humanity. 626 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:09,111 You will never catch me alive. 627 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,656 Shit! The substance is in the candy. 628 00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:14,283 Fuck! 629 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:19,246 I'm going to lock you up for the next three thousand years! 630 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:21,749 There is no escape! 631 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:26,795 [BOTH] The lord is my shepherd. I shall have faith in him. 632 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:28,672 What are you doing? Come on, stand up! 633 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:30,299 Let's fight. Come on, guys. 634 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:33,219 Let's fight. Stand up! Come on, stand up. 635 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,804 Let's fight together. Come on! 636 00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:40,184 Come on. Come on! Come on! 637 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:44,897 Wait a second, your praying is cracking the system. 638 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,441 - [MAN] It's working! - [GAGANO] Do you see? 639 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,819 You have cracked the speed of Psychobook! 640 00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:56,951 Here you go. Go back to your reality. 641 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,539 You belong to that world. 642 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:19,557 You must go now. 643 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,143 I'm sorry for failing you. 644 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,230 Bye, my Emperor. 645 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:39,159 Agent Gagano's mirror copy has vanished. 646 00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:42,288 Eliminate this avatar as well. 647 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:52,590 Sir, Commandant Rebane is online. 648 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:04,226 Commandant, prepare the corpse of Agent Gagano for disposal. 649 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,186 'He's still alive, sir.' 650 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:08,564 You must put an end to his suffering. 651 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:20,075 I can't do that. 652 01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:23,370 Proceed. 653 01:00:31,462 --> 01:00:32,963 Salute! 654 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,719 You must increase your sales, Lieutenant. 655 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:22,805 Stalin is not happy with you. 656 01:01:28,811 --> 01:01:31,647 Increase my sales? Fuck you! 657 01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:33,107 Huh? 658 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:48,163 It's him. 659 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:51,625 It's all I could save. 660 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:44,553 'Birdie! Birdie, I'm back! I'm back! 661 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:48,265 - 'What day is it?' - Saturday. 662 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:51,643 'We're not late. We're still on time.' 663 01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:58,025 Do you still want to come with me, little fly? 664 01:02:58,150 --> 01:03:02,905 'Of course. I have a vision, my love. 665 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:05,032 'A new place by the sea.' 666 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,622 So, let me go to the gym and pack my stuff. 667 01:03:11,747 --> 01:03:15,000 'Malin, I know you'll get angry at me but I have to complete this mission. 668 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:20,672 'It's my duty and... Palmer is dealing the substance.' 669 01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:27,304 Who cares? We're finally together, right? 670 01:03:33,769 --> 01:03:35,896 'Aren't you happy to see me?' 671 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,671 [PHONE RINGING] 672 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:07,553 - Who's this? - 'It's me, Agent Gagano.' 673 01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:08,846 Impossible, you're dead. 674 01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:12,057 'I'm not dead, sir, I'm trapped inside a portable TV.' 675 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,852 Stay there. I will pick you up. 676 01:04:25,946 --> 01:04:27,781 'I'm here, Commandant.' 677 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:48,552 Operation Jungle is something very big, Agent. 678 01:04:48,677 --> 01:04:51,096 Bigger than you ever imagined. 679 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:59,938 Shit, Palmer! He was just here! 680 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:03,150 [PALMER] Oh, no! The CIA has taken him. 681 01:05:10,449 --> 01:05:14,661 Sorry for this, Agent, we can't trust you anymore. 682 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,962 'No!' 683 01:05:32,721 --> 01:05:35,057 Captain Lagucci. 684 01:05:52,324 --> 01:05:55,911 Lagucci! You motherfucker! 685 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:10,425 The Soviet virus is not our enemy anymore. 686 01:06:12,094 --> 01:06:14,429 - Stalin went missing. - 'What happened to him?' 687 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:24,272 Well, we believe that the Russians destroyed the virus themselves 688 01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:26,817 after losing control of it. 689 01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:30,487 Let's go home. 690 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,744 The substance is our real enemy, 691 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:42,457 it's using us and the Russians to colonize planet Earth. 692 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:47,504 It's using all of us to spread and reproduce. 693 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:51,633 Oh, come on, guy, I will take you home. 694 01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:56,972 [NARRATOR] 'A ticking bomb means trouble for Batman and Robin.' 695 01:06:57,097 --> 01:06:58,932 [ROBIN] 'Holy breaking and entering, it's Batgirl!' 696 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:01,268 'Quick, Batgirl, untie us before it's too late.' 697 01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:03,478 [BATGIRL] 'It's already too late.' 698 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:06,440 Are you sure you're gonna be OK here? 699 01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:10,902 - 'I am, Captain.' - OK. Ciao, ciao. 700 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:14,823 [BATGIRL] 'Same job, same employer means equal pay for men and women.' 701 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:16,450 'No time for jokes, Batgirl.' 702 01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:19,161 'It's no joke. It's the Federal Equal Pay law.' 703 01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:20,704 [ROBIN] 'Holy act of Congress.' 704 01:07:20,829 --> 01:07:22,414 'If you're not getting equal pay, 705 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:25,625 'contact the Wage and Hour Division, U. S. Department of Labor.' 706 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:31,465 We must go, baby. I made a good sale at the carnival. 707 01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:33,842 I'm not going anywhere without him. 708 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:39,556 By now, he's probably been turned into junk. 709 01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:46,188 At least we made some fresh money, 710 01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:50,108 we must leave now or the CIA will catch us. 711 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:51,318 I love you. 712 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:03,246 I love you. 713 01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:06,374 Fuck you, asshole. 714 01:08:27,062 --> 01:08:28,563 'Traitor!' 715 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:31,566 Fuck! What the hell is that? 716 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,612 Get out! Get out! 717 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,242 Fuck. 718 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:51,086 Look, I bought you some new batteries. 719 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:56,550 Listen, I wanted to tell you. 720 01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:01,513 We're going to Mallorca with Palmer. 721 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,890 - 'We?' - The three of us. 722 01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:07,018 We will open the kickboxing academy. 723 01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:14,693 'He stole our dream. It was the two of us. Not him.' 724 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,945 You were dead. 725 01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:19,072 'I was doing my job. 726 01:09:19,197 --> 01:09:26,955 'In the nights, I dreamt of our pizzeria, 727 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:31,084 'a beautiful restaurant by the sea.' 728 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:40,051 You never told me about your pizzeria. 729 01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:42,679 'It really doesn't matter now.' 730 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,098 Palmer saved you. 731 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:48,476 He transferred your consciousness to this radio-cassette 732 01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,020 before the Commandant... 733 01:09:50,145 --> 01:09:53,231 'Shut up! Palmer is dealing the substance. 734 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,364 'We were going to have children.' 735 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:05,660 How? For God's sake, you are a portable TV. 736 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:07,954 Don't you see? 737 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,960 Come with us to Mallorca, little fly. 738 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:16,254 'It was the two of us. 739 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,342 'Turn me towards the window, please. 740 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:33,104 'How is this possible?' 741 01:10:39,778 --> 01:10:42,614 I can't leave you here, don't you see? 742 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,534 'You must leave, Malin.' 743 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:08,074 You know, Johnny, the entire universe is like a viscoelastic mattress. 744 01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:13,204 In a few seconds, the mattress regains its shape 745 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:17,250 and the imprint of the body vanishes. 746 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:36,811 Hey, for the glory of our lord, the Reverend Roy! 747 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,939 'Thank God. Have mercy. 748 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:43,610 'Take me to the truth. 749 01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:45,487 'It's my last chance.' 750 01:12:45,612 --> 01:12:47,864 Don't worry, my friend. 751 01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:53,578 The Reverend Roy, who is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, 752 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,205 will take you with him. 753 01:12:57,999 --> 01:13:01,002 Hurry up! We don't have much time. 754 01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:09,010 [ROY] Where shall we find the truth? 755 01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:11,221 [ALL] Body of Jesus Christ. 756 01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:15,683 - It's not the human body. - No, not the human body. 757 01:13:15,809 --> 01:13:17,977 No, it's not the human body. 758 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:20,688 He comes from the kingdom of vegetables. 759 01:13:20,814 --> 01:13:23,817 No, it's not the human body. 760 01:13:23,942 --> 01:13:27,028 He comes from the kingdom of vegetables. 761 01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:32,158 The oppressed ones, the slaves are free in the kingdom of God. 762 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:35,370 Far beyond the stars. 763 01:13:37,122 --> 01:13:39,124 In 1997. 764 01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:41,543 The cops! 765 01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:50,343 [WOMAN] Bastards! 766 01:13:50,468 --> 01:13:51,886 Here! 767 01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:54,305 Here! 768 01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:57,183 The kid! 769 01:13:57,308 --> 01:14:00,895 - Come on, give it to the kid! - No, I don't want it. 770 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,856 Give it to the kid. 771 01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:06,317 Here, Reverend! Here, Reverend! 772 01:14:06,443 --> 01:14:08,862 Here, Reverend! Here! Here! 773 01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:10,905 [GUNSHOTS CONTINUE] 774 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:12,615 Gagano! What are you doing here? 775 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:14,742 'There's no time to lose, Roy. 776 01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:19,747 'What's all this charade about?' 777 01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:24,461 I synthesized the doses that will finally get us out of here. 778 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:29,549 See you in MIT. 779 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:40,226 Go back to life... together with the truth. 780 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:43,771 She's a bee that gets lost with the changing wind, 781 01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,231 she's a fish. 782 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,358 [GUNSHOTS] 783 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,783 The Reverend escaped again. 784 01:14:55,909 --> 01:14:59,329 - Shit! He was faster once again. - [OFFICER] Mr. President! 785 01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:05,793 - Burn down the place. - There might be survivors, sir. 786 01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,588 Come see this, Mr. President. 787 01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:12,217 Do as I say. Burn it all down, that's an order! 788 01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:14,761 Oh, no! 789 01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:17,013 Jesus Christ. 790 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:33,029 What the hell is this? 791 01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:40,078 Sir, they were packaging the substance in fish cans. 792 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:45,959 Those bastards! How? 793 01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:49,420 They've been using a ghost company from Long Beach California, sir. 794 01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,048 Sir, you're not gonna believe this. 795 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:55,260 Reverend Roy was Chico Panero! 796 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:59,931 What? Who the hell is Chico Panero? 797 01:16:00,974 --> 01:16:02,976 We don't know, sir. 798 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,854 Damn. Shit! 799 01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:08,731 Chico Panero! 800 01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:12,110 Bring me all the information on Chico Panero! 801 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:15,238 Find all the intel and bring it to me! 802 01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:38,094 I've been awake for more than twenty minutes. 803 01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:41,889 - Who is Roy Mascarone? You? - No, that would be me! 804 01:16:42,015 --> 01:16:44,434 Here he is. Let me just... 805 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,103 - OK, your check. - Oh, thank you. 806 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,646 There you go. 807 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,940 - Thank you. Bye! - Thank you. Bye. 808 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,736 Commandant. 809 01:16:54,861 --> 01:16:58,656 I'm still at your service. Operation Jungle. 810 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:01,117 You're still confused, sir. 811 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,953 It's me. Agent D. T. Gagano. 812 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:09,167 You have shown some paranoid symptoms during the experiment. 813 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:12,545 If you experience symptoms, please contact us. 814 01:17:13,713 --> 01:17:17,300 It's very important that you contact us. Understand? 815 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,178 [COUGHING] 816 01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:21,804 Here is your check. 817 01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,891 Thanks for participating. 818 01:17:35,902 --> 01:17:38,571 - [HORN BLARES] - Hey! 819 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:47,830 Excuse me, Roy. Do you know how to get to the highway? 820 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:52,710 Yeah, man, I'm heading that way. Just follow me! 821 01:18:00,677 --> 01:18:03,262 Sweetie, come on! We're late. 822 01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:05,390 The pizzeria should be open by now. 823 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:06,516 [GAGANO] I got the money. 824 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:08,976 Now we can open the kickboxing academy!