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♪♪
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Montgomery:
The world is not made of atoms.
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It is made of stories.
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[Birds cawing]
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[Panting]
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[Streetcar bell dings ]
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[Blade sharpening]
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[Tires screech,
bike bell jingles]
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[Bell tolling]
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[Bird squawking in distance]
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[Click, doorbell tolls]
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Hello, child.
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♪♪
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You've left
your camera!
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Suck it, creep-o!
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Creep-o.
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That's a new one.
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[Clock chiming]
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[Chuckles]
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What is life but a story?
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A single narrative thread
in the tapestry
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that binds us all.
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And as with all stories,
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it is not the length
of the tale that resonates,
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it is the quality
of the content within.
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I beseech you, friends,
that even as we mourn,
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let us celebrate as a tribute
to this young man's story.
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Let us seek solace that
we have been granted impunity
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from eternal rest.
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That death would not
eradicate us,
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but in the pages of life
we will continue forth
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and we cannot die!
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♪♪
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Uh, and now a reading
from Corinthians.
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Thank you for coming.
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Please drive safely.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Thank you for coming.
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♪♪
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[Wind howling]
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[Thunder rumbles]
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[Birds cawing]
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[Coffin creaking]I wouldn't.
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This world,
this business,
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it's not as neat and tidy
as one might expect.
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The coffin --
It's so small.
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A tragic thing,
indeed.
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Montgomery Dark,
resident mortician,
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indentured servant
to the great beyond.
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Dark. Really?
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Mm.
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It's a family name.
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Oh, I'm Sam.
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Sam.
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My condolences.
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Were you close
with the child?
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
I saw a sign out front.
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Sign?
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Yeah, "Help wanted."
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Are you still looking?
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Yes.
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Always.
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Please.
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♪♪
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Have you any experience
in the mortuary arts?
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No, but I'm
a fast learner.
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Mm, most people would
find it unmanageable.
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Huh.
I'm not most people.
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We shall see.
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Please have a seat.
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This is -- This is
one serious collection of books
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you've got here.
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The mere tip
of the looming,
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lumbering iceberg,
I'm afraid --
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an archive of the various ways
in which clients
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have found themselves passing
through our hallowed halls.
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So, these are all stories
about how people died?
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Not just how,
my dear, why.
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Huh. That's
pretty cool.
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Yes, it is, isn't it?
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[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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[Sighs]
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Tell me one.
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Tell you one what?A story.
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Something...
dark and twisted.
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Something awesome.
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Mm. Perhaps we should
stick to business.
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We have much to do.
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Oh, come on, Monty.
If I'm going to be working here,
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I need to know what
I'm getting myself into.
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You are not hired yet,
young lady.
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Right because you have
a stack of applications
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to go through.
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♪♪
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Something dark,
twisted, and "awesome," eh?
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♪♪
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Well, see how
this one grabs you.
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['50's-era dance music playing]
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[Door creaking]
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♪♪
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[Knock at door]Uh, someone's in here.
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Man: Hoping you're
not trying to hide from me.
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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[Chuckles] Okay.
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Meet me
on the veranda in 10?
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Look, I've just got to say that
talking with you back there,
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I felt this connection, and
I feel like you felt it, too.
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A-Am I being crazy?
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I'm being crazy.
I'll see you on the veranda.
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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[Metal screeching]
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♪♪
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Ahh.
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[Toilet flushes]
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[Inhales deeply]
Okay.
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[Thump]
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Ahh!
[Inhales sharply]
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Damn it.
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♪♪
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[Grunting softly]
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♪♪
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[Grunting]
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♪♪
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Aaaah!
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[Creature trilling]
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♪♪
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[People murmuring casually]
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[Softly]
Can somebody help me?
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Help me, please!
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[Murmuring continues]
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[Distant creature trill]
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[Floor creaking]
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[Distant creature trill]
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♪♪
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[Shatter]
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[Ticking]
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[Ticking slows]
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[Ticking stops][Creature growling]
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[Creature roars]
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♪♪
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Aaaaah!
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♪♪
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[Gasps]
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[Bones crunching]
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[Creature growling in distance]
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['50's-era dance music playing]
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♪♪
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It's not bad.
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I was expecting something
a bit more substantial.
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Maybe an ironic comeuppance
or a big twist, but...
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it was fun.
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Fun?
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Well, I have
more stories.
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Many, many more.
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I was...
just warming up.
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Here.
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Sign here,
initial here and here.
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It's a bit far-fetched,
don't you think,
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an octopus
in a medicine cabinet?
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It was not an octopus.
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And [breathes deeply]
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it is not the validity
of the story
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that concerns me,
but the message within.
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And the message is...
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don't stick you nose
where it doesn't belong?
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In a most
basic sense, yes.
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But on a deeper level,
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it is about the universal
balance of all things.
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♪♪
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Universal balance?
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♪♪
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There we are --
nice and neat.
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Shall we begin?
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♪♪
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[Thunder crashes]
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The foyer, French for
where the fire is kept.
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Oh, who are
these ghouls?
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Ghouls?
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These are morticians,
my dear,
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some of whom were called
to serve in this very house.
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A distinguished group,
to be sure.
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[Chuckles]
Yeah, distinguished.
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Come.
There's much to see.
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♪♪
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Of course, you've already seen
the viewing parlor.
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Very elementary.
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The mourning sit here
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and up here
resides the rhapsodist.
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How old are you?
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Ironic, is it not,
that one so old would preside
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over the passing
of one so young.
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So, what is
the story here?
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[Coffin creaks]
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[Slams shut]
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I would rather not.
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Some tales even I find
too unsettling to recount.
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Tell me
another one, then.
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You say you have
better stories.
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I want to hear them.
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♪♪
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You've heard the phrase,
"better safe than sorry,"
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I presume?
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Well, this young man
had to learn it the hard way.
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♪♪
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Karl Marx said that
social progress can be measured
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by the social position
of the female sex.
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Now, ladies,
as a straight, white male,
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I'm going to be the first
to admit the tides are turning.
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The patriarchy is falling,
and in its place
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is a brave, new world
of equality and sexual freedom.
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A world where both men and women
are entitled to have sex
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whenever and with
whoever they please
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as long as they do so safely
and with the proper protection.
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Just...like...that.
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[Women giggling]
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You're empowered.
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Please,
have some condoms.
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Guys, listen --
We are having a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house.
You should stop by.
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Okay?
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So...is that true
about the patriarchy?
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No, idiot.
Patriarchy is solid.
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Karl Marx said that --
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You don't even know
who Karl Marx is.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
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Yes, I do.
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Jakey, can you please tell me
what we're doing here?
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We are providing an important
service to the incoming freshmen
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who are young, impressionable,
and vulnerable.
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Guys, it is our job to help them
make informed decisions.
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♪♪
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And that decision
is to have sex
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with you hopeless jerks
at the party tonight.
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[Chuckles] A-And what, the girls
who take the condoms
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are the ones
who want to party.
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Oh!
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And party means sex.
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Anyone
want condoms?!
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Condoms suck.
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♪♪
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Uh, hey!
Miss!
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Hey, excuse me,
Miss!
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Oh, Miss.
Hey! Can I --
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Hey, I was
just wondering
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if I can offer you
a, uh, prophylactic?
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I'm sorry?
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Um, uh, it's slang
for a condom.
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We're giving them away to show
how the patriarchy is dying.
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You know,
it's almost dead.
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I mean,
we're white guys and --
276
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Do you know
who Karl Marx is
277
00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:33.526
'cause he would want you
to have one?
278
00:22:33.526 --> 00:22:35.049
Uh, thanks.
279
00:22:35.049 --> 00:22:36.659
No problem.
280
00:22:36.659 --> 00:22:38.008
Uh, just one
'cause we've got plenty,
281
00:22:38.008 --> 00:22:39.662
and they're all free.Hey, buddy.
282
00:22:39.662 --> 00:22:41.447
Hi.
Hi.
283
00:22:41.447 --> 00:22:44.580
So, um, the girls lacrosse team
just showed up at the booth,
284
00:22:44.580 --> 00:22:47.540
and, um...
we're out of bananas.
285
00:22:47.540 --> 00:22:49.237
Wha-- Like,
the lacrosse team?
286
00:22:49.237 --> 00:22:50.804
The girls
lacrosse team.
287
00:22:50.804 --> 00:22:53.807
That's like the fastest sport
on two feet. [Chuckles]
288
00:22:53.807 --> 00:22:57.419
You got this?
289
00:22:57.419 --> 00:22:59.378
Yeah. Yeah,
I'll do my best.
290
00:22:59.378 --> 00:23:01.031
Okay.
Okay.
291
00:23:04.905 --> 00:23:08.038
Uh, yeah, we don't have
a girls lacrosse team.
292
00:23:08.038 --> 00:23:10.389
I'm Jake.
Uh, Sandra.
293
00:23:10.389 --> 00:23:13.392
You don't look like
a freshman.
294
00:23:13.392 --> 00:23:15.132
No. It's 'cause
I'm not.
295
00:23:15.132 --> 00:23:17.700
I just come to these things
to get laid.
296
00:23:17.700 --> 00:23:20.311
Oh, me too.
297
00:23:20.311 --> 00:23:22.879
What?
I w--
298
00:23:22.879 --> 00:23:25.534
I was -- [Chuckles]
I-I'm joking.
299
00:23:25.534 --> 00:23:28.537
I-I'm working at
the stay safe booth over there.
300
00:23:28.537 --> 00:23:31.758
I-I'm just trying
to give back.
301
00:23:31.758 --> 00:23:32.802
I don't know.
I'm just doing my part.
302
00:23:32.802 --> 00:23:36.023
I like that.
303
00:23:36.023 --> 00:23:37.720
Hey, uh, Jake!
304
00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:39.722
Could I just borrow you
for one second?
305
00:23:39.722 --> 00:23:42.986
Yeah.
306
00:23:42.986 --> 00:23:45.467
I'm so sorry.
307
00:23:45.467 --> 00:23:48.731
I got to go, but,
um, yeah.
308
00:23:48.731 --> 00:23:50.994
It was a -- It was a pleasure
meeting you, Sandra.
309
00:23:56.217 --> 00:23:58.306
You know, um...
there's a party tonight
310
00:23:58.306 --> 00:24:00.003
at the Sig Delt house.
311
00:24:00.003 --> 00:24:01.570
We're throwing it.
312
00:24:01.570 --> 00:24:05.052
Uh, it's probably going to be
fun, so you should come.
313
00:24:05.052 --> 00:24:08.055
Yeah. Maybe.
314
00:24:08.055 --> 00:24:10.753
Maybe?
315
00:24:10.753 --> 00:24:13.277
Yeah, maybe is, uh --
maybe's great.
316
00:24:13.277 --> 00:24:16.977
Okay, well, uh, maybe
I'll see you there.
317
00:24:19.414 --> 00:24:21.851
['60s-era music playing]
318
00:24:21.851 --> 00:24:35.430
♪♪
319
00:24:35.430 --> 00:24:38.477
♪ Little mama,
won't you take my hand♪
320
00:24:38.477 --> 00:24:40.914
[Music playing in distance]
321
00:24:40.914 --> 00:24:49.009
♪♪
322
00:24:49.009 --> 00:24:50.271
[Knock at door]
323
00:24:50.271 --> 00:24:52.578
Uh, hang on!
324
00:24:52.578 --> 00:24:55.015
♪♪
325
00:24:55.015 --> 00:24:57.060
Yep!
326
00:24:57.060 --> 00:24:59.236
Yeah!
[Chuckles]
327
00:24:59.236 --> 00:25:01.064
Did you want
some liquid courage?
328
00:25:01.064 --> 00:25:02.501
Hmm? No.
329
00:25:02.501 --> 00:25:05.895
Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
330
00:25:05.895 --> 00:25:08.158
♪♪
331
00:25:08.158 --> 00:25:10.944
[Gags]
332
00:25:10.944 --> 00:25:12.989
Something wrong? You've kind of
been acting a little weird
333
00:25:12.989 --> 00:25:14.774
ever since this morning?
334
00:25:14.774 --> 00:25:18.778
No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh...
yeah, I'm just laying low.
335
00:25:18.778 --> 00:25:20.562
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
336
00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:22.259
I'm laying low, too.
337
00:25:22.259 --> 00:25:24.392
You know, just laying real low
'cause I'm cool.
338
00:25:24.392 --> 00:25:26.133
We're cool.
339
00:25:26.133 --> 00:25:27.787
Oh, is
that girl coming?
340
00:25:27.787 --> 00:25:29.658
What?
341
00:25:29.658 --> 00:25:31.442
The girl
from this morning.
342
00:25:31.442 --> 00:25:33.793
I don't know, maybe.
343
00:25:33.793 --> 00:25:37.318
Cool. Maybe, who cares?
Whatever. You know.
344
00:25:37.318 --> 00:25:39.189
Whoa!
Hey, what is that?
345
00:25:39.189 --> 00:25:40.756
No! No! No!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
346
00:25:40.756 --> 00:25:43.324
Oh, you dog!
347
00:25:43.324 --> 00:25:45.239
What?
Jenny Si--
348
00:25:45.239 --> 00:25:48.372
Jenny Simon, the head
of the history department?!
349
00:25:48.372 --> 00:25:52.463
Yeah, I had to brush up
on the cultural relevance
350
00:25:52.463 --> 00:25:54.335
of Mesopotamia
in the 21st century.
351
00:25:54.335 --> 00:25:56.119
How do you do it?
352
00:25:56.119 --> 00:25:57.991
I mean, you look good.
That's a given.
353
00:25:57.991 --> 00:25:59.558
There's something else.
It's --
354
00:25:59.558 --> 00:26:04.345
Carter, girls aren't
some complex puzzle
355
00:26:04.345 --> 00:26:05.607
that need
to be solved.
356
00:26:05.607 --> 00:26:07.087
They're the same
as you and me.
357
00:26:07.087 --> 00:26:08.523
They want
the same things.
358
00:26:08.523 --> 00:26:14.529
They -- They want sex and --
and a companion.
359
00:26:14.529 --> 00:26:16.313
I mean, like everybody,
360
00:26:16.313 --> 00:26:20.187
they just...want to feel
like they're worth it.
361
00:26:20.187 --> 00:26:22.581
♪♪
362
00:26:22.581 --> 00:26:26.149
Look, if you can give
a girl that,
363
00:26:26.149 --> 00:26:29.109
even if it's just
for one night...
364
00:26:29.109 --> 00:26:33.722
you can have any girl
that you want.
365
00:26:33.722 --> 00:26:36.246
[Door opens]Look alive,
Sig Delts!
366
00:26:36.246 --> 00:26:40.642
I am a robot,
and this is my fuel.
367
00:26:40.642 --> 00:26:43.514
Aah!
Let's do it!
368
00:26:43.514 --> 00:26:54.221
♪♪
369
00:26:54.221 --> 00:26:59.052
Man: ♪ Of all the girls
I've made my own♪
370
00:26:59.052 --> 00:27:01.968
♪♪
371
00:27:01.968 --> 00:27:06.625
♪ None to seem
to have it all♪
372
00:27:06.625 --> 00:27:12.935
♪ Alone in
this summertime♪
373
00:27:12.935 --> 00:27:15.503
♪♪
374
00:27:15.503 --> 00:27:18.245
♪ I'll find you
in the fall♪
375
00:27:18.245 --> 00:27:24.817
♪♪
376
00:27:24.817 --> 00:27:31.475
Woman: ♪ I've watched the games
from my mountainside♪
377
00:27:31.475 --> 00:27:35.479
♪ To see who's worthy
of the climb♪
378
00:27:35.479 --> 00:27:37.438
♪♪
379
00:27:37.438 --> 00:27:43.226
Both: ♪ Alone
in this summertime♪
380
00:27:43.226 --> 00:27:45.838
♪♪
381
00:27:45.838 --> 00:27:48.754
♪ I'll find you
in the fall♪
382
00:27:48.754 --> 00:27:57.414
♪♪
383
00:27:57.414 --> 00:28:04.030
♪ With you♪
384
00:28:04.030 --> 00:28:08.382
♪ In late summertime♪
385
00:28:08.382 --> 00:28:10.776
♪♪
386
00:28:10.776 --> 00:28:15.128
♪ With you♪
387
00:28:15.128 --> 00:28:17.565
♪♪
388
00:28:17.565 --> 00:28:23.092
♪ In late summertime♪
389
00:28:23.092 --> 00:28:26.269
♪ Find me
in the fall♪
390
00:28:26.269 --> 00:28:30.360
♪ He'll find me
in the fall♪
391
00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:33.146
♪ Find me
in the fall♪
392
00:28:33.146 --> 00:28:36.932
♪ He'll find me
in the fall♪
393
00:28:40.719 --> 00:28:47.160
♪♪
394
00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:51.730
Hey, haven't you heard
about all of those missing guys?
395
00:28:51.730 --> 00:28:53.166
What guys are you
talking about?
396
00:28:53.166 --> 00:28:55.734
Yeah, there's fliers
all over campus.
397
00:28:55.734 --> 00:28:58.127
Oh, yeah. Yeah, those guys,
that's terribly sad.
398
00:28:58.127 --> 00:28:59.520
It's heartbreaking.
399
00:28:59.520 --> 00:29:01.914
Aren't you worried
about your safety?
400
00:29:01.914 --> 00:29:04.612
I mean,
you barely know me.
401
00:29:04.612 --> 00:29:08.398
I could be...
a serial killer.
402
00:29:08.398 --> 00:29:12.402
♪♪
403
00:29:12.402 --> 00:29:15.101
Are you?
404
00:29:15.101 --> 00:29:18.234
♪♪
405
00:29:18.234 --> 00:29:20.715
[Slow rock playing]
406
00:29:20.715 --> 00:29:29.289
♪♪
407
00:29:29.289 --> 00:29:34.294
♪ A tale
you were saying♪
408
00:29:34.294 --> 00:29:39.125
♪ I heard
down at the spot♪
409
00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:43.999
♪ The guy♪
410
00:29:43.999 --> 00:29:49.222
♪ So take everything
you got♪
411
00:29:49.222 --> 00:29:54.096
♪ Put them all together,
shake it side to side♪
412
00:29:54.096 --> 00:29:58.753
♪ Fix it up,
and call it suicide♪
413
00:29:58.753 --> 00:30:03.540
♪ Put them all together,
shake it side to side♪
414
00:30:03.540 --> 00:30:06.761
♪ Fix it up
and call it suicide♪
415
00:30:06.761 --> 00:30:09.372
I have something
for you.
416
00:30:09.372 --> 00:30:12.593
Oh, yeah?
What is it?
417
00:30:12.593 --> 00:30:26.781
♪♪
418
00:30:26.781 --> 00:30:31.046
Oh, great.
That's...
419
00:30:31.046 --> 00:30:37.183
Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need
one of these, right?
420
00:30:37.183 --> 00:30:42.144
Yeah but I want
to be empowered.
421
00:30:42.144 --> 00:30:45.365
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
422
00:30:45.365 --> 00:30:48.847
Absolutely.
Empowered.
423
00:30:48.847 --> 00:30:53.329
Just placing it
over and...
424
00:30:53.329 --> 00:30:55.984
[Latex snapping]Okay.
425
00:30:55.984 --> 00:31:02.730
♪♪
426
00:31:02.730 --> 00:31:05.124
[Moaning]
427
00:31:05.124 --> 00:31:07.430
Turn over.
428
00:31:07.430 --> 00:31:10.172
What?Turn over!
429
00:31:10.172 --> 00:31:24.317
♪♪
430
00:31:24.317 --> 00:31:29.235
♪ Put them all together,
shake it side to side ♪
431
00:31:29.235 --> 00:31:32.368
♪ Mix it up
and call it suicide ♪
432
00:31:32.368 --> 00:31:34.544
[Dance rock playing]♪ All night♪
433
00:31:34.544 --> 00:31:37.199
[Funk playing]
434
00:31:37.199 --> 00:31:39.549
[Disco playing]
435
00:31:39.549 --> 00:31:44.424
[Music changing with each scene]
436
00:31:44.424 --> 00:31:46.730
[Ding!]
437
00:31:58.438 --> 00:32:00.483
[Groans softly]
438
00:32:16.456 --> 00:32:20.939
♪♪
439
00:32:20.939 --> 00:32:25.334
[Stomach gurgles]
440
00:32:25.334 --> 00:32:27.641
[Retching]
441
00:32:27.641 --> 00:32:48.879
♪♪
442
00:32:48.879 --> 00:32:50.969
Hey, good morning!
443
00:32:50.969 --> 00:32:52.492
How did it go
last night?
444
00:32:52.492 --> 00:32:53.406
As expected.
445
00:32:53.406 --> 00:32:55.669
Oh, yeah!
446
00:32:55.669 --> 00:32:59.238
Yeah, so, that's like,
number 67, right?
447
00:32:59.238 --> 00:33:02.415
It's really weird
that you know that.
448
00:33:02.415 --> 00:33:07.724
Hey, uh, did you -- did you
forget to wear a condom?
449
00:33:07.724 --> 00:33:10.118
You know, maybe, uh,
maybe she had
450
00:33:10.118 --> 00:33:11.554
poison ivy
or something.
451
00:33:11.554 --> 00:33:13.382
[Chuckles]
452
00:33:13.382 --> 00:33:16.168
It's probably
just from friction.
453
00:33:16.168 --> 00:33:18.083
Mm, well, either way,
454
00:33:18.083 --> 00:33:19.736
you probably should
get that checked out.
455
00:33:19.736 --> 00:33:21.260
Uh, it's fine.
456
00:33:21.260 --> 00:33:22.783
Okay.
Okay.
457
00:33:22.783 --> 00:33:24.350
You know
better than me.
458
00:33:24.350 --> 00:33:26.047
Yes I do.
Yeah, you do.
459
00:33:26.047 --> 00:33:30.791
Okay. I'll see you later
'cause I got some things to do.
460
00:33:30.791 --> 00:33:42.455
♪♪
461
00:33:42.455 --> 00:33:44.413
Son of a bitch.
462
00:33:44.413 --> 00:34:00.081
♪♪
463
00:34:00.081 --> 00:34:03.954
So, you got a case
of the cooties, did ya?
464
00:34:03.954 --> 00:34:07.436
Um, c-come here.
465
00:34:07.436 --> 00:34:10.570
You know,
I think it's one of --
466
00:34:10.570 --> 00:34:14.313
Mm. You think
it's this one?
Yeah.
467
00:34:14.313 --> 00:34:16.532
Well, if
it's this one...
468
00:34:16.532 --> 00:34:19.492
we're gonna
have to amputate.
469
00:34:19.492 --> 00:34:22.321
W-What?
470
00:34:22.321 --> 00:34:25.063
[Laughs]
I'm just screwing with you, kid.
471
00:34:25.063 --> 00:34:28.153
They won't let me near a scalpel
and...for good reason.
472
00:34:28.153 --> 00:34:30.198
No, I'm sure
it's nothing
473
00:34:30.198 --> 00:34:34.159
a good ol' fashioned dose
of penicillin won't clear up.
474
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:36.378
Let's just take a look
at your labs here.
475
00:34:36.378 --> 00:34:38.076
Okay.
476
00:34:38.076 --> 00:34:40.426
♪♪
477
00:34:40.426 --> 00:34:43.429
Wait a second.
478
00:34:43.429 --> 00:34:45.039
What's wrong?
479
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:47.781
Must be -- Ah, this must be
some sort of a mix up.
480
00:34:47.781 --> 00:34:49.522
Just lay down on this table
for me, will ya?
481
00:34:49.522 --> 00:34:50.958
What do you mean
a mix up?
482
00:34:50.958 --> 00:34:52.742
We'll get to that in a second.
Just lay down.
483
00:34:52.742 --> 00:34:54.701
I wanna -- Something.
484
00:34:54.701 --> 00:34:57.007
Yeah, just relax.
485
00:34:57.007 --> 00:35:00.228
Take a deep breath in.
486
00:35:00.228 --> 00:35:01.882
Good, again.
487
00:35:01.882 --> 00:35:05.059
[Heart beating steadily]
488
00:35:05.059 --> 00:35:09.585
♪♪
489
00:35:09.585 --> 00:35:12.762
[Other heart beating rapidly]
490
00:35:12.762 --> 00:35:15.591
♪♪
491
00:35:15.591 --> 00:35:17.289
[Creature growls]What the hell?
492
00:35:17.289 --> 00:35:19.726
What? What?
What's wrong?
493
00:35:19.726 --> 00:35:22.207
Wha-- Wha--
494
00:35:22.207 --> 00:35:25.558
Um...no,
everything's...fine.
495
00:35:25.558 --> 00:35:28.648
I'm just gonna...go check
on something really quick.
496
00:35:28.648 --> 00:35:31.259
You just stay put.
497
00:35:31.259 --> 00:35:32.782
I'll be right back.
498
00:35:32.782 --> 00:35:34.349
No. No. No. No.I'll be right back!
499
00:35:34.349 --> 00:35:36.395
What do -- What do you
have to go check on?
500
00:35:36.395 --> 00:36:00.375
♪♪
501
00:36:00.375 --> 00:36:02.899
[Stomach gurgling]
502
00:36:02.899 --> 00:36:14.259
♪♪
503
00:36:14.259 --> 00:36:16.043
[Grunts]
504
00:36:16.043 --> 00:36:22.745
♪♪
505
00:36:22.745 --> 00:36:25.270
[Retching]
506
00:36:25.270 --> 00:36:58.912
♪♪
507
00:36:58.912 --> 00:37:01.480
523...
508
00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:05.875
[Line rings]
509
00:37:05.875 --> 00:37:08.443
Man: This is Telecom Industries.
Can I help you?
510
00:37:08.443 --> 00:37:10.576
Hello?
511
00:37:10.576 --> 00:37:12.360
[Line rings]
512
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.885
[Woman speaking
indistinctly]
513
00:37:15.885 --> 00:37:17.757
[Line rings]
514
00:37:17.757 --> 00:37:18.714
[Man speaking
indistinctly]
515
00:37:18.714 --> 00:37:21.761
No!
516
00:37:21.761 --> 00:37:25.504
[Line rings]
517
00:37:25.504 --> 00:37:27.157
Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please.
518
00:37:27.157 --> 00:37:29.986
Sandra: Hello?Hi, Sandra?
519
00:37:29.986 --> 00:37:32.511
Yeah?It's Jake. What's up?
520
00:37:32.511 --> 00:37:35.209
Jake?
521
00:37:35.209 --> 00:37:38.821
Yeah, from, uh -- from the party
last night, remember?
522
00:37:38.821 --> 00:37:42.042
We, um -- We hung out.
523
00:37:42.042 --> 00:37:44.827
Oh, hey. What's up?
524
00:37:44.827 --> 00:37:46.481
Not much.
Not much at all.
525
00:37:46.481 --> 00:37:49.179
I just, um -- I've got
the afternoon...
526
00:37:49.179 --> 00:37:51.051
[Stomach gurgling]...off,
527
00:37:51.051 --> 00:37:54.097
and I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to hang out?
528
00:37:54.097 --> 00:37:55.447
Yeah, okay.
529
00:37:55.447 --> 00:37:58.058
Okay. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
530
00:37:58.058 --> 00:38:02.845
Um...what's
your address?
531
00:38:02.845 --> 00:38:05.108
[Grunting]
532
00:38:05.108 --> 00:38:07.589
[Stomach gurgling]
533
00:38:07.589 --> 00:38:17.686
♪♪
534
00:38:17.686 --> 00:38:22.300
No. No. No. No.
535
00:38:22.300 --> 00:38:24.214
Welcome, brother.
536
00:38:24.214 --> 00:38:27.217
♪♪
537
00:38:27.217 --> 00:38:30.699
It was our forefather,
Ezekiel Durkas, who wrote --
538
00:38:30.699 --> 00:38:32.527
All: Durkas wrote.
539
00:38:32.527 --> 00:38:36.749
That a man can measure his worth
by the notches on his bedpost.
540
00:38:36.749 --> 00:38:40.274
Each groove represents
not only a conquest for himself,
541
00:38:40.274 --> 00:38:43.059
but for the brotherhood
as a whole.[Stomach gurgling continues]
542
00:38:43.059 --> 00:38:45.584
All:
The honor is ours to share.
543
00:38:45.584 --> 00:38:48.326
It was recently
brought to my attention
544
00:38:48.326 --> 00:38:51.590
that Jake
of the family Matthews
545
00:38:51.590 --> 00:38:55.376
has reached
the sacred number 67.
546
00:38:55.376 --> 00:38:57.335
No. No. No.
Put it back.
547
00:38:57.335 --> 00:39:00.468
A holy number which represents
the 67 founders
548
00:39:00.468 --> 00:39:02.688
of our great fraternity
549
00:39:02.688 --> 00:39:04.603
and is honored
with the 67 cherry trees
550
00:39:04.603 --> 00:39:06.953
spread across
this great land.
551
00:39:06.953 --> 00:39:14.264
67 cherries for Sig Delt and
67 cherries for Brother Matthew.
552
00:39:14.264 --> 00:39:16.049
You got to sit down.I don't want to sit!
553
00:39:16.049 --> 00:39:18.268
It's tradition!
Come on.
554
00:39:18.268 --> 00:39:21.054
You, sir, are bronze.
555
00:39:21.054 --> 00:39:24.666
Come on.
Give me your keys.
556
00:39:24.666 --> 00:39:29.105
I am so proud
of you, man.
557
00:39:29.105 --> 00:39:33.066
Brother Matthews,
as is your right,
558
00:39:33.066 --> 00:39:36.504
you may now hang your name
on the sacred mantel.
559
00:39:36.504 --> 00:39:39.159
Great.
Thank you, Todd.
560
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:41.553
[All chanting "Bronze"]
561
00:39:41.553 --> 00:39:45.992
♪♪
562
00:39:45.992 --> 00:39:47.994
No. No. No.
563
00:39:47.994 --> 00:39:49.430
[Chanting continues]
564
00:39:49.430 --> 00:39:51.911
[All strain, chanting stops]
565
00:39:51.911 --> 00:39:54.435
[Chanting resumes]No. No. No. No.
566
00:39:54.435 --> 00:39:59.179
♪♪
567
00:39:59.179 --> 00:40:01.486
We're gonna
need more.
568
00:40:01.486 --> 00:40:04.663
[Chanting continues]
569
00:40:04.663 --> 00:40:26.511
♪♪
570
00:40:26.511 --> 00:40:30.428
[Gurgling intensifies]
571
00:40:30.428 --> 00:40:32.865
Aah!
572
00:40:32.865 --> 00:40:35.433
[Chanting stops]
573
00:40:35.433 --> 00:40:37.609
[Gurgling][Gasps]
574
00:40:52.972 --> 00:40:56.715
Keys.
Give me the keys.
575
00:40:56.715 --> 00:40:59.195
♪♪
576
00:40:59.195 --> 00:41:01.850
[Engine starts]
577
00:41:01.850 --> 00:41:03.678
[Tires squeal]
578
00:41:03.678 --> 00:41:09.336
♪♪
579
00:41:09.336 --> 00:41:11.338
[Tires screech]
580
00:41:11.338 --> 00:41:20.303
♪♪
581
00:41:20.303 --> 00:41:24.090
Hey!
Can I help you?
582
00:41:24.090 --> 00:41:28.921
Uh, I-I'm looking
for Sandra.
583
00:41:28.921 --> 00:41:31.010
[Stomach gurgling]
584
00:41:31.010 --> 00:41:38.844
♪♪
585
00:41:38.844 --> 00:41:42.456
[Groaning]
586
00:41:42.456 --> 00:41:46.199
Sandra Patricia Marie,
get downstairs now!
587
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:52.945
♪♪
588
00:41:52.945 --> 00:41:56.296
Oh, God!
589
00:41:56.296 --> 00:41:57.645
God! God! God!
590
00:41:57.645 --> 00:41:58.907
Oh! Oh, God!
591
00:41:58.907 --> 00:42:02.476
Okay. It's
perfectly natural.
592
00:42:02.476 --> 00:42:04.826
Natural?
593
00:42:04.826 --> 00:42:07.742
Are you kidding me?
594
00:42:07.742 --> 00:42:11.616
In what world
is this natural?!
595
00:42:11.616 --> 00:42:15.576
♪♪
596
00:42:15.576 --> 00:42:17.709
You!
597
00:42:17.709 --> 00:42:18.971
What did you do
to me?!
598
00:42:18.971 --> 00:42:20.973
[Scoffs]
What did I do to you?
599
00:42:20.973 --> 00:42:23.410
I thought
you wore protection.
600
00:42:23.410 --> 00:42:26.282
Um...I...
601
00:42:26.282 --> 00:42:30.330
♪♪
602
00:42:30.330 --> 00:42:32.245
I-I did--
I didn't.
603
00:42:32.245 --> 00:42:35.770
I'm sorry.
604
00:42:35.770 --> 00:42:38.251
You got --
You got to understand.
605
00:42:38.251 --> 00:42:40.819
I-I used to
be fat.
606
00:42:40.819 --> 00:42:44.692
Like, I was like,
really, really fat.
607
00:42:44.692 --> 00:42:46.259
Like, kids
would pick on me.
608
00:42:46.259 --> 00:42:48.391
They -- They'd throw stuff
at me, okay?
609
00:42:48.391 --> 00:42:51.177
Girls -- Girls like you
wouldn't even look at me...
610
00:42:51.177 --> 00:42:52.961
until the day
that I made a decision
611
00:42:52.961 --> 00:42:55.181
that I was going
to change myself.
612
00:42:55.181 --> 00:42:57.357
And then
things got better.
613
00:42:57.357 --> 00:43:01.013
Okay, they got better,
and I got worse.
614
00:43:01.013 --> 00:43:06.235
Look at me.
I'm hideous.
615
00:43:06.235 --> 00:43:09.674
I'm a monster.
616
00:43:09.674 --> 00:43:13.416
And I'm fatagain!
617
00:43:13.416 --> 00:43:21.947
♪♪
618
00:43:21.947 --> 00:43:24.166
Sandra where are
you going?
619
00:43:24.166 --> 00:43:27.039
[Dialing]
620
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.128
Where are you --
621
00:43:29.128 --> 00:43:32.784
Hey. Looks like
I'm free after all.
622
00:43:32.784 --> 00:43:35.830
[Gurgling]
623
00:43:35.830 --> 00:43:38.528
It's nearly there.
Big breath.
624
00:43:38.528 --> 00:43:40.618
[Screaming]
625
00:43:40.618 --> 00:43:48.930
♪♪
626
00:43:48.930 --> 00:43:51.019
I got a question
for you.
627
00:43:51.019 --> 00:43:53.892
How is this going to work?
Where is it going to come out?
628
00:43:53.892 --> 00:43:57.156
Uh, well, uh --
629
00:43:57.156 --> 00:44:00.028
It's going to come out
the same it got in.
630
00:44:00.028 --> 00:44:02.552
♪♪
631
00:44:02.552 --> 00:44:06.426
[Screaming]
632
00:44:06.426 --> 00:44:21.746
♪♪
633
00:44:21.746 --> 00:44:23.748
[Gags]
634
00:44:23.748 --> 00:44:25.663
You got a blanket?
635
00:44:25.663 --> 00:44:58.652
♪♪
636
00:44:58.652 --> 00:45:02.090
[Toy squeaks]
637
00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:05.311
[Infants crying]
638
00:45:05.311 --> 00:45:18.933
♪♪
639
00:45:18.933 --> 00:45:20.500
Thatwas a story.
640
00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:22.720
Ah, you mean it?Absolutely.
641
00:45:22.720 --> 00:45:24.199
[Chuckles]
642
00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:26.898
There was romance,
suspense,
643
00:45:26.898 --> 00:45:28.987
horror,
social commentary.
644
00:45:28.987 --> 00:45:30.466
I mean it was --
645
00:45:30.466 --> 00:45:33.513
it was everything
a story should be and more.
646
00:45:33.513 --> 00:45:37.038
Now you're being glib
aren't you?
647
00:45:37.038 --> 00:45:39.040
Only a little.
648
00:45:39.040 --> 00:45:41.042
[Thunder crashes]
649
00:45:41.042 --> 00:45:52.706
♪♪
650
00:45:52.706 --> 00:45:55.187
Wait here.
651
00:45:55.187 --> 00:46:00.061
♪♪
652
00:46:00.061 --> 00:46:03.499
Don't touch
anything.
653
00:46:03.499 --> 00:46:05.501
[Thunder rumbles]
654
00:46:05.501 --> 00:46:13.640
♪♪
655
00:46:13.640 --> 00:46:16.077
[Thumping]
656
00:46:16.077 --> 00:46:34.008
♪♪
657
00:46:34.008 --> 00:46:36.358
[Bang, clanking]
658
00:46:36.358 --> 00:46:45.019
♪♪
659
00:46:45.019 --> 00:46:48.196
Impressive,
isn't it?
660
00:46:48.196 --> 00:46:50.068
Be careful.
661
00:46:50.068 --> 00:46:52.940
I wouldn't want you
to take a tumble.
662
00:46:52.940 --> 00:46:55.813
♪♪
663
00:46:55.813 --> 00:46:57.815
Shall we continue?
664
00:46:57.815 --> 00:47:05.692
♪♪
665
00:47:05.692 --> 00:47:07.520
[Thunder crashes]
666
00:47:07.520 --> 00:47:11.611
This house was built with all
the modern conveniences...
667
00:47:17.573 --> 00:47:20.228
...of 1825.
668
00:47:20.228 --> 00:47:28.149
♪♪
669
00:47:28.149 --> 00:47:30.760
Coming?
670
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:33.938
The embalming room.
671
00:47:33.938 --> 00:47:38.290
This is where the sausage
is made, so to speak.
672
00:47:38.290 --> 00:47:40.422
Hm.
673
00:47:40.422 --> 00:47:43.556
Every corpse
tells a story.
674
00:47:43.556 --> 00:47:48.735
It is our task to listen
to uncover the clues
675
00:47:48.735 --> 00:47:51.172
and extract the truth.
676
00:47:51.172 --> 00:47:54.697
Looks like you're extracting
a little more than just truth.
677
00:47:54.697 --> 00:47:59.224
[Chuckles]
Care to give this one a try?
678
00:47:59.224 --> 00:48:01.269
♪♪
679
00:48:01.269 --> 00:48:04.229
Wow, she looks...
perfect.
680
00:48:04.229 --> 00:48:08.189
Look closer.
The devil is in the detail.
681
00:48:08.189 --> 00:48:12.759
Here.
See this mark?
682
00:48:12.759 --> 00:48:15.283
Ugh.
683
00:48:15.283 --> 00:48:19.809
The bed sore -- very unusual
in one so young.
684
00:48:19.809 --> 00:48:23.117
And if we examine
the upper palate,
685
00:48:23.117 --> 00:48:26.207
we will find traces
of magnesium,
686
00:48:26.207 --> 00:48:28.906
an essential element
used to treat patients
687
00:48:28.906 --> 00:48:32.474
in perpetual
catatonic states.
688
00:48:32.474 --> 00:48:36.609
Oh, and
she was married.
689
00:48:36.609 --> 00:48:39.438
Indeed.
690
00:48:39.438 --> 00:48:40.439
Is there
an inscription?
691
00:48:42.789 --> 00:48:46.184
"Till death
do us part."
692
00:48:46.184 --> 00:48:50.710
Oh, how...
predictable.
693
00:48:50.710 --> 00:48:55.280
"Till death do us part."
694
00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:59.849
But what if even death
provides no reprieve?
695
00:48:59.849 --> 00:49:24.396
♪♪
696
00:49:24.396 --> 00:49:27.051
[Chuckles]
697
00:49:27.051 --> 00:49:31.403
Do you, Carol Peters,
take Wendell Owens
698
00:49:31.403 --> 00:49:35.059
to be your husband
to have and to hold
699
00:49:35.059 --> 00:49:39.585
in sickness and in health,
till do you part?
700
00:49:39.585 --> 00:49:41.979
I do.
701
00:49:41.979 --> 00:49:48.942
♪♪
702
00:49:48.942 --> 00:49:51.205
And do you,
Wendell Owens,
703
00:49:51.205 --> 00:49:55.122
take Carol Peters
to be your wife
704
00:49:55.122 --> 00:50:00.258
to have and to hold
in sickness and in health
705
00:50:00.258 --> 00:50:05.698
till death do you part?
706
00:50:05.698 --> 00:50:23.107
♪♪
707
00:50:23.107 --> 00:50:25.892
[Bell tolls]
708
00:50:25.892 --> 00:50:28.242
♪♪
709
00:50:28.242 --> 00:50:31.680
[Wind howling]
710
00:50:31.680 --> 00:50:33.030
Aaah!
711
00:50:41.995 --> 00:50:44.780
[Coughing]
712
00:50:49.742 --> 00:50:54.660
Hey. Hey.
713
00:50:56.749 --> 00:50:58.229
[Coughing stops]
714
00:50:58.229 --> 00:51:15.942
♪♪
715
00:51:15.942 --> 00:51:17.726
[Strained breathing]
716
00:51:17.726 --> 00:51:19.902
[Sighs]
717
00:51:25.386 --> 00:51:42.925
♪♪
718
00:51:42.925 --> 00:51:44.927
[Door rattles]
719
00:51:44.927 --> 00:51:49.758
♪♪
720
00:51:49.758 --> 00:51:51.630
[Doorbell buzzes]
721
00:51:51.630 --> 00:51:53.197
Voice: Yes?
722
00:51:53.197 --> 00:51:56.200
Hi. Uh, can you buzz me in?
I forgot my keys.
723
00:51:56.200 --> 00:51:57.984
[Speaks indistinctly]
724
00:51:57.984 --> 00:52:00.552
Sorry, what?Huh?
725
00:52:00.552 --> 00:52:03.207
C-Can you -- Can you buzz me
into the building?
726
00:52:03.207 --> 00:52:05.078
[Door buzzing]Thank you.
727
00:52:11.911 --> 00:52:14.435
Hey, old timer.
728
00:52:14.435 --> 00:52:17.090
Hey, Miss Avery,
how are you?
729
00:52:17.090 --> 00:52:20.137
Look at all that food.
Special occasion?
730
00:52:20.137 --> 00:52:22.487
Yeah, something
like that.
731
00:52:22.487 --> 00:52:24.837
I'll get that for you.I love a good meal.
732
00:52:24.837 --> 00:52:26.665
My girlfriends and I
went on this
733
00:52:26.665 --> 00:52:30.190
all-inclusive cruise
last spring.
Uh-huh?
734
00:52:30.190 --> 00:52:33.759
Have you ever been on one
of those all-inclusive cruises?
735
00:52:33.759 --> 00:52:37.284
No, I -- I take care
of Carol.
736
00:52:37.284 --> 00:52:38.938
Oh, you got to go.
737
00:52:38.938 --> 00:52:43.072
All the food you can eat,
and it's all free.
738
00:52:43.072 --> 00:52:45.423
That's the
all-inclusive part.
739
00:52:45.423 --> 00:52:47.425
♪♪
740
00:52:47.425 --> 00:52:51.255
When Arthur was alive,
we never went anywhere,
741
00:52:51.255 --> 00:52:55.172
but now that he's gone,
I am seeing the world.
742
00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:58.044
That does sound nice.Are you coming?
743
00:52:58.044 --> 00:53:03.397
Uh, no, I don't like elevators,
especially this one.
744
00:53:03.397 --> 00:53:04.268
I'm going to take
the stairs.
745
00:53:04.268 --> 00:53:06.574
12 stories at your age?
746
00:53:06.574 --> 00:53:08.750
How old
do you think I am?
747
00:53:08.750 --> 00:53:11.710
I get it.
Got to stay in shape.
748
00:53:11.710 --> 00:53:13.712
I'm going to Cancun
this Christmas.
749
00:53:13.712 --> 00:53:16.758
Uh-huh.They have nude beaches.
750
00:53:16.758 --> 00:53:18.456
Neat.
751
00:53:18.456 --> 00:53:20.893
Yeah.
Tell Carol I said --
752
00:53:20.893 --> 00:53:24.418
[Elevator whirring]
753
00:53:24.418 --> 00:53:46.832
♪♪
754
00:53:46.832 --> 00:53:48.834
[Click]
755
00:53:48.834 --> 00:53:52.403
It's spring time in Raven's
End, and love is in the air.
756
00:53:52.403 --> 00:53:54.622
Stay tuned for
the local forecast
757
00:53:54.622 --> 00:53:58.583
where things are going
to get...foggy.
758
00:53:58.583 --> 00:53:59.932
♪♪
759
00:53:59.932 --> 00:54:02.108
♪ Little lover ♪
760
00:54:02.108 --> 00:54:05.720
♪ Little lover,
come back to me ♪
761
00:54:05.720 --> 00:54:08.419
♪ Can't you see
I'm waiting patiently ♪
762
00:54:08.419 --> 00:54:13.598
♪ Oh, little lover ♪
763
00:54:13.598 --> 00:54:16.427
♪ In the morning ♪
764
00:54:16.427 --> 00:54:19.821
♪ I will treat you
like my personal bride ♪
765
00:54:19.821 --> 00:54:22.955
♪ Heavy ball and chain
by my side ♪
766
00:54:22.955 --> 00:54:25.653
♪ Oh, little lover ♪
767
00:54:25.653 --> 00:54:27.351
It's summer.
The locals are wondering
768
00:54:27.351 --> 00:54:29.048
if they will
ever see the sun.
769
00:54:29.048 --> 00:54:31.442
♪ Why don't you come
out of your shell? ♪
770
00:54:31.442 --> 00:54:35.010
♪ And break this magic spell ♪
771
00:54:35.010 --> 00:54:38.275
♪ Just toss me the key ♪
772
00:54:38.275 --> 00:54:40.320
♪ I long to be free ♪
773
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:42.844
[Click] Bundle up, Raven's End.
Fall is in the air.
774
00:54:42.844 --> 00:54:52.593
♪ Little lover ♪[Breathes wheezily]
775
00:54:55.814 --> 00:54:57.381
What was that?
776
00:55:02.386 --> 00:55:03.343
Carol?
777
00:55:03.343 --> 00:55:06.041
[Sputters]
778
00:55:06.041 --> 00:55:09.131
[Sighs deeply]
779
00:55:09.131 --> 00:55:11.046
It's fine.
780
00:55:11.046 --> 00:55:19.490
♪♪
781
00:55:19.490 --> 00:55:21.492
[Adding machine clacking]
782
00:55:29.413 --> 00:55:31.328
[Clears throat]
783
00:55:31.328 --> 00:55:35.462
So, you, uh, ever thing about
taking some of these walls out?
784
00:55:35.462 --> 00:55:39.031
Giving yourself
more of a open floor plan?
785
00:55:39.031 --> 00:55:41.163
How's she doing?
786
00:55:41.163 --> 00:55:45.080
Uh, she's --
she's doing well.
787
00:55:45.080 --> 00:55:47.779
She's...well?
788
00:55:47.779 --> 00:55:49.563
How can that be?
789
00:55:49.563 --> 00:55:51.173
Yeah, I know.
It's hard to believe.
790
00:55:51.173 --> 00:55:52.523
But you know her --
She's a fighter.
791
00:55:52.523 --> 00:55:54.438
Her vitals are solid.
792
00:55:54.438 --> 00:55:56.135
I'd keep an eye
on her bed sores --
793
00:55:56.135 --> 00:55:59.834
Sorry.
Uh, she's improving?
794
00:55:59.834 --> 00:56:02.010
No, that's not
what I said.
795
00:56:02.010 --> 00:56:06.841
She's...stabilized.
796
00:56:06.841 --> 00:56:09.409
So how much time does she have?
What are we talking?
797
00:56:09.409 --> 00:56:12.978
Uh, it's --
it's kind of tough to say.
798
00:56:12.978 --> 00:56:16.460
Um, at this rate...
799
00:56:16.460 --> 00:56:21.290
another year,
possibly more.
800
00:56:21.290 --> 00:56:23.815
A year?
801
00:56:23.815 --> 00:56:25.860
Yeah.
802
00:56:25.860 --> 00:56:28.472
Possibly more.
803
00:56:28.472 --> 00:56:30.387
♪♪
804
00:56:30.387 --> 00:56:34.129
How am I supposed
to make this work?
805
00:56:34.129 --> 00:56:37.350
[Sighs]
806
00:56:37.350 --> 00:56:41.485
Al we have is -- is bills
and bed pans
807
00:56:41.485 --> 00:56:45.097
and vacant,
empty stares.
808
00:56:45.097 --> 00:56:47.447
[Sighs]
809
00:56:47.447 --> 00:56:51.886
I just can't do this
anymore.
810
00:56:51.886 --> 00:56:53.497
[Clears throat]
811
00:56:53.497 --> 00:56:58.371
I might have something
that could help.
812
00:56:58.371 --> 00:57:02.636
It's a pain medication,
but it's -- it's very strong.
813
00:57:02.636 --> 00:57:05.813
If Carol were to take
more than two of these
814
00:57:05.813 --> 00:57:09.295
in a 24-hour period,
the results could be disastrous.
815
00:57:09.295 --> 00:57:14.343
Great. I will
add it to the rest.
816
00:57:14.343 --> 00:57:16.824
You understand what
I'm telling you, Wendell?
817
00:57:16.824 --> 00:57:18.739
What?
818
00:57:18.739 --> 00:57:22.177
Those pills right there...
they don't leave a trace,
819
00:57:22.177 --> 00:57:23.831
so it would be impossible
for someone
820
00:57:23.831 --> 00:57:25.529
to determine
if she took too much.
821
00:57:25.529 --> 00:57:28.445
She would just drift off
to sleep, not wake up.
822
00:57:28.445 --> 00:57:31.709
Oh.
Yeah, "oh."
823
00:57:31.709 --> 00:57:43.547
♪♪
824
00:57:48.900 --> 00:57:51.293
[Classical music playing]
825
00:57:51.293 --> 00:57:55.776
♪♪
826
00:57:55.776 --> 00:57:58.387
You look really nice
tonight.
827
00:57:58.387 --> 00:58:01.695
[Wheezing]
828
00:58:01.695 --> 00:58:03.567
Mm.
829
00:58:03.567 --> 00:58:06.613
♪♪
830
00:58:06.613 --> 00:58:09.050
I got something for you.
831
00:58:09.050 --> 00:58:11.575
It's a surprise.
832
00:58:11.575 --> 00:58:18.146
♪♪
833
00:58:18.146 --> 00:58:20.888
Here.
I'll open it for you.
834
00:58:20.888 --> 00:58:23.325
[Chuckles]
835
00:58:23.325 --> 00:58:26.807
That is an Arctic hare.
836
00:58:26.807 --> 00:58:30.158
It's pretty creepy, right?
[Chuckles]
837
00:58:30.158 --> 00:58:32.813
Sorry.
838
00:58:32.813 --> 00:58:35.599
I know they used
to cheer you up.
839
00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:41.866
♪♪
840
00:58:41.866 --> 00:58:46.697
Carol I need you to...
do something for me.
841
00:58:46.697 --> 00:58:49.743
'Cause I can't do
this alone anymore.
842
00:58:49.743 --> 00:58:53.355
[Wheezing continues]
843
00:58:53.355 --> 00:58:56.184
Can you give me a sign
that you are there?
844
00:58:56.184 --> 00:58:59.274
♪♪
845
00:58:59.274 --> 00:59:01.538
Please?
846
00:59:01.538 --> 00:59:10.416
♪♪
847
00:59:10.416 --> 00:59:12.853
Do it right now.
848
00:59:16.596 --> 00:59:18.163
Right now.
849
00:59:21.862 --> 00:59:25.953
Now!
850
00:59:25.953 --> 00:59:28.869
I'm sorry.
851
00:59:28.869 --> 00:59:52.806
♪♪
852
00:59:52.806 --> 00:59:54.808
[Sighs deeply]
853
00:59:54.808 --> 01:00:05.819
♪♪
854
01:00:05.819 --> 01:00:08.256
Here we go.
855
01:00:08.256 --> 01:00:32.759
♪♪
856
01:00:32.759 --> 01:00:37.546
That's it. You're all done.
You're all done.
857
01:00:37.546 --> 01:00:46.555
♪♪
858
01:00:46.555 --> 01:00:48.862
[Inhales deeply]
859
01:01:02.180 --> 01:01:03.529
Carol?
860
01:01:03.529 --> 01:01:11.580
♪♪
861
01:01:11.580 --> 01:01:13.800
No! Oh, no!
862
01:01:13.800 --> 01:01:16.803
♪♪
863
01:01:16.803 --> 01:01:19.588
Carol come on!
864
01:01:19.588 --> 01:01:22.243
Get it up!
Come on!
865
01:01:22.243 --> 01:01:27.684
♪♪
866
01:01:27.684 --> 01:01:29.642
I'm so sorry.
867
01:01:29.642 --> 01:01:31.731
[Crying]
868
01:01:31.731 --> 01:01:37.302
♪♪
869
01:01:40.261 --> 01:01:44.744
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
870
01:01:44.744 --> 01:01:46.703
Honey?
871
01:01:46.703 --> 01:01:50.141
♪♪
872
01:01:50.141 --> 01:01:52.143
Aah!
873
01:01:52.143 --> 01:02:18.952
♪♪
874
01:02:18.952 --> 01:02:20.649
[Telephone rings]
875
01:02:20.649 --> 01:02:22.564
Kubler residence.
876
01:02:22.564 --> 01:02:27.352
She fell on an Arctic hare,
and, um, there's a lot of blood
877
01:02:27.352 --> 01:02:29.441
and, uh, I don't know
what to do.
878
01:02:29.441 --> 01:02:31.443
An Arctic hare?
What are you talking about?
879
01:02:31.443 --> 01:02:34.228
I gave her the pills,
alright?!
880
01:02:34.228 --> 01:02:35.882
And then she moved.
881
01:02:35.882 --> 01:02:38.058
And she grabbed my arm,
and I turned her over.
882
01:02:38.058 --> 01:02:40.844
She moved?Yes, she moved!
883
01:02:40.844 --> 01:02:43.020
Okay?!
Now she's dead.
884
01:02:43.020 --> 01:02:45.544
She's really, really dead,
and I don't know what to do!
885
01:02:45.544 --> 01:02:49.243
What do I do?!
886
01:02:49.243 --> 01:02:50.810
Help!
887
01:02:50.810 --> 01:02:52.856
You got to get that body
out of your apartment.
888
01:02:52.856 --> 01:02:55.684
Toss it in the ocean
and pray the sharks do the rest.
889
01:02:55.684 --> 01:02:58.383
What?Just do it!
don't call back.
890
01:02:58.383 --> 01:03:00.341
[Receiver clicks]
891
01:03:00.341 --> 01:03:19.883
♪♪
892
01:03:19.883 --> 01:03:21.623
[Sniffs]
893
01:03:21.623 --> 01:04:06.233
♪♪
894
01:04:06.233 --> 01:04:08.322
[Grunts]
895
01:04:08.322 --> 01:04:30.301
♪♪
896
01:04:30.301 --> 01:04:32.346
[Blade whirs]
897
01:04:32.346 --> 01:04:37.308
♪♪
898
01:04:37.308 --> 01:04:39.440
Ugh.
899
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:53.585
♪♪
900
01:04:53.585 --> 01:04:57.023
[Breathing heavily]
901
01:04:57.023 --> 01:04:59.112
[Blade whirring]
902
01:04:59.112 --> 01:05:05.989
♪♪
903
01:05:05.989 --> 01:05:10.384
[Screaming]
904
01:05:10.384 --> 01:05:22.788
♪♪
905
01:05:22.788 --> 01:05:24.921
Aah!
906
01:05:24.921 --> 01:05:35.148
♪♪
907
01:05:35.148 --> 01:05:37.150
[Blade whirring]
908
01:06:07.006 --> 01:06:13.404
♪♪
909
01:06:13.404 --> 01:06:16.189
[Breathing deeply]
910
01:06:16.189 --> 01:06:30.769
♪♪
911
01:06:30.769 --> 01:06:32.727
[Wood creaking, dragging]
912
01:06:32.727 --> 01:06:53.574
♪♪
913
01:06:56.099 --> 01:06:58.101
[Elevator whirring]
914
01:06:58.101 --> 01:07:00.538
[Electricity crackling]
915
01:07:00.538 --> 01:07:09.199
♪♪
916
01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:11.418
[Ding]
917
01:07:11.418 --> 01:07:16.423
♪♪
918
01:07:16.423 --> 01:07:19.252
Hey, buddy,
hold the elevator for me.
919
01:07:19.252 --> 01:07:21.298
-Thank you a million.
-Yeah.
920
01:07:21.298 --> 01:07:23.474
[Clicking frantically]
921
01:07:23.474 --> 01:07:25.476
♪♪
922
01:07:25.476 --> 01:07:27.130
Hey, I said, hold it!
923
01:07:27.130 --> 01:07:29.219
We don't want to wait
20 minutes for the next one!
924
01:07:29.219 --> 01:07:32.222
Hold the elevator!I'm sorry.
925
01:07:32.222 --> 01:07:34.963
[Screaming]
926
01:07:34.963 --> 01:07:54.766
[Ding]
927
01:07:54.766 --> 01:08:00.772
[Loud bang]
928
01:08:00.772 --> 01:08:40.464
♪♪
929
01:08:40.464 --> 01:08:42.727
[Grunting]
930
01:08:42.727 --> 01:08:46.861
♪♪
931
01:08:46.861 --> 01:08:48.298
Aah!
932
01:08:48.298 --> 01:08:50.430
♪♪
933
01:08:50.430 --> 01:08:52.432
Aah!
934
01:08:52.432 --> 01:08:54.782
♪♪
935
01:08:54.782 --> 01:08:56.741
[Door opens]
936
01:08:56.741 --> 01:09:00.440
♪♪
937
01:09:00.440 --> 01:09:02.225
Wendell?
938
01:09:02.225 --> 01:09:05.358
♪♪
939
01:09:05.358 --> 01:09:08.144
Wendell,
is that you?
940
01:09:08.144 --> 01:09:09.319
Hey, Mrs Avery.
941
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:11.451
Well, is
the elevator stuck?
942
01:09:11.451 --> 01:09:13.192
Looks that way, huh?
943
01:09:13.192 --> 01:09:16.369
Um...I wouldn't worry
about it, though.
944
01:09:16.369 --> 01:09:19.590
Well, I never heard it make
that sound before.
945
01:09:19.590 --> 01:09:22.636
Maybe I'd better
call the police.
No!
946
01:09:22.636 --> 01:09:25.987
Uh, listen, I'm sure she'll come
back to life any second now.
947
01:09:25.987 --> 01:09:27.380
I'm fine.
948
01:09:27.380 --> 01:09:29.556
All the same,
I'm calling the police
949
01:09:29.556 --> 01:09:31.428
just in case.
950
01:09:31.428 --> 01:09:33.647
No, Mrs Avery. No,
you don't need to do that.
951
01:09:33.647 --> 01:09:36.084
[Elevator creaking]
952
01:09:36.084 --> 01:09:38.609
Mrs Avery!
953
01:09:38.609 --> 01:09:41.829
Aah!
954
01:09:41.829 --> 01:10:25.308
♪♪
955
01:10:25.308 --> 01:10:26.961
Aah!
956
01:10:26.961 --> 01:10:28.963
[Gasps]
957
01:10:32.619 --> 01:10:48.853
♪♪
958
01:10:48.853 --> 01:10:52.944
I wish I'd never --
959
01:10:52.944 --> 01:10:54.772
Aah!
960
01:10:54.772 --> 01:10:59.342
♪♪
961
01:10:59.342 --> 01:11:01.735
[Carol moaning]
962
01:11:01.735 --> 01:11:22.539
♪♪
963
01:11:22.539 --> 01:11:24.149
Carol?
964
01:11:24.149 --> 01:11:34.507
♪♪
965
01:11:34.507 --> 01:11:36.944
Carol?
966
01:11:36.944 --> 01:11:38.424
[Loud clatter]
967
01:11:38.424 --> 01:11:41.122
[Ding]
968
01:11:41.122 --> 01:11:43.124
[Dinging rapidly]
969
01:11:43.124 --> 01:12:04.668
♪♪
970
01:12:04.668 --> 01:12:06.670
[Dinging stops]
971
01:12:06.670 --> 01:14:10.402
♪♪
972
01:14:10.402 --> 01:14:14.014
[Police radio chatter]
973
01:14:14.014 --> 01:14:23.328
In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.Woman: Sir?
974
01:14:23.328 --> 01:14:27.811
Sir?In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
975
01:14:27.811 --> 01:14:38.735
In sickness and in health,
till death do us part.
976
01:14:38.735 --> 01:14:40.780
♪♪
977
01:14:40.780 --> 01:14:42.521
I kind of hated
that story.
978
01:14:42.521 --> 01:14:45.176
Oh.
979
01:14:45.176 --> 01:14:47.483
I mean, he did what anyone would
do in his situation,
980
01:14:47.483 --> 01:14:50.224
yet he was punished
for it.
981
01:14:50.224 --> 01:14:53.445
We must each fulfill
our destiny, young lady.
982
01:14:53.445 --> 01:14:55.578
Who are we
to question fate?
983
01:14:55.578 --> 01:14:57.797
Yeah, and what was
Wendell's fate?
984
01:14:57.797 --> 01:15:00.757
He went mad.
985
01:15:00.757 --> 01:15:03.629
He was committed
to the local asylum.
986
01:15:03.629 --> 01:15:07.851
Kirksdale?
Do you know it?
987
01:15:07.851 --> 01:15:10.201
Everyone
knows Kirksdale.
988
01:15:10.201 --> 01:15:13.857
A vile
and tragic place.
989
01:15:13.857 --> 01:15:17.208
♪♪
990
01:15:17.208 --> 01:15:20.428
What wood is this?
991
01:15:20.428 --> 01:15:26.260
Oh, you'd be surprised
what we find in people's colons.
992
01:15:26.260 --> 01:15:27.740
Oh.
993
01:15:27.740 --> 01:15:30.134
Ready for
the best part?
994
01:15:30.134 --> 01:15:32.092
Yeah.
995
01:15:35.835 --> 01:15:38.751
When the house was built
at the turn of the century,
996
01:15:38.751 --> 01:15:40.927
there was
no electricity.
997
01:15:40.927 --> 01:15:45.758
We had to think of creative ways
to keep the bodies cold.
998
01:15:45.758 --> 01:15:48.500
Hence,
the sub basement.
999
01:15:48.500 --> 01:15:58.466
♪♪
1000
01:15:58.466 --> 01:16:00.773
Give me a hand,
will you?
1001
01:16:00.773 --> 01:16:03.602
♪♪
1002
01:16:03.602 --> 01:16:05.169
Gently.
1003
01:16:05.169 --> 01:16:06.866
Don't take this
the wrong way,
1004
01:16:06.866 --> 01:16:12.176
but all of your stories...
are a little predictable.
1005
01:16:12.176 --> 01:16:14.134
Predictable?
1006
01:16:14.134 --> 01:16:17.181
Someone commits a sin,
they pay a horrible price.
1007
01:16:17.181 --> 01:16:19.487
[Grunts]
Rinse, repeat.
1008
01:16:19.487 --> 01:16:22.186
[Sighs]
1009
01:16:22.186 --> 01:16:26.973
The form may be familiar,
but the message is timeless.
1010
01:16:26.973 --> 01:16:31.369
No evil deed
goes unpunished.
1011
01:16:31.369 --> 01:16:34.372
You don't really
believe that, do you?
1012
01:16:34.372 --> 01:16:37.114
Completely.
1013
01:16:37.114 --> 01:16:38.855
[Thud]
1014
01:16:42.815 --> 01:16:45.818
You're going to love
this next part.
1015
01:16:45.818 --> 01:16:47.820
[Chuckles]
1016
01:16:47.820 --> 01:17:02.400
♪♪
1017
01:17:02.400 --> 01:17:05.229
This is the heart
of the house.
1018
01:17:05.229 --> 01:17:11.844
♪♪
1019
01:17:11.844 --> 01:17:15.065
This poor soul's journey
has come to an end.
1020
01:17:15.065 --> 01:17:19.156
In dust we started,
to dust we return.
1021
01:17:19.156 --> 01:17:21.158
Wait!
1022
01:17:21.158 --> 01:17:28.382
♪♪
1023
01:17:28.382 --> 01:17:31.037
I lied.
1024
01:17:31.037 --> 01:17:34.214
I'm not here
for the job.
1025
01:17:34.214 --> 01:17:36.434
I'm here for him.
1026
01:17:36.434 --> 01:17:40.656
You said no evil deed
goes unpunished...
1027
01:17:40.656 --> 01:17:44.572
but you're wrong.
1028
01:17:44.572 --> 01:17:49.665
In real life,
bad guys win all the time.
1029
01:17:49.665 --> 01:17:51.754
Logan is proof.
1030
01:17:51.754 --> 01:17:56.846
♪♪
1031
01:17:56.846 --> 01:17:59.675
[Voice breaking]
It's all my fault.
1032
01:17:59.675 --> 01:18:02.112
[Crying]
1033
01:18:02.112 --> 01:18:05.332
♪♪
1034
01:18:05.332 --> 01:18:08.466
Please, can I see him
one last time?
1035
01:18:08.466 --> 01:18:24.177
♪♪
1036
01:18:24.177 --> 01:18:26.397
I want to tell you
his story.
1037
01:18:26.397 --> 01:18:35.798
♪♪
1038
01:18:35.798 --> 01:18:38.061
Woman: And with the handsome
knight by her side,
1039
01:18:38.061 --> 01:18:40.454
the princess knew that she would
be safe...
1040
01:18:40.454 --> 01:18:43.327
Both:
...forever and ever.
1041
01:18:43.327 --> 01:18:46.983
I wish I had a knight
like that to keep me safe.
1042
01:18:46.983 --> 01:18:50.073
You don't need a handsome
knight, you got me, you twerp.
1043
01:18:50.073 --> 01:18:51.814
[Telephone ringing]
1044
01:18:51.814 --> 01:18:54.599
Now go to sleep or your parents
are going to kill me.
1045
01:18:54.599 --> 01:18:57.384
Aw.
1046
01:18:57.384 --> 01:18:59.430
Denver residence.
1047
01:18:59.430 --> 01:19:02.172
-Hey, sexy.
-Hey, Bart.
1048
01:19:02.172 --> 01:19:04.043
Bart: Want me to grab
some drinks on my way over?
1049
01:19:04.043 --> 01:19:07.612
What part of "no guests allowed"
are you still grappling with?
1050
01:19:07.612 --> 01:19:09.005
So, now I'm
a guest, huh?
1051
01:19:09.005 --> 01:19:10.963
[Chuckles] Well,
no pervs allowed, either.
1052
01:19:10.963 --> 01:19:12.878
[Vegetation snaps,
wind chimes clanging]I'm not a perv.
1053
01:19:12.878 --> 01:19:14.793
I'm just worried
about you, is all --
1054
01:19:14.793 --> 01:19:17.056
Home alone with that psycho
on the loose.
1055
01:19:17.056 --> 01:19:18.928
Plus, I haven't seen
you in a week.
1056
01:19:18.928 --> 01:19:20.799
I'm dying over here.
1057
01:19:20.799 --> 01:19:24.237
Well, put an ice pack on it
because you're not coming over.
1058
01:19:24.237 --> 01:19:26.283
Okay, I get it.
1059
01:19:26.283 --> 01:19:28.024
Have fun babysitting.
1060
01:19:28.024 --> 01:20:14.635
♪♪
1061
01:20:14.635 --> 01:20:16.115
Aah!
1062
01:20:16.115 --> 01:20:17.638
Mind if I join you?
1063
01:20:17.638 --> 01:20:18.944
Bart, you creep!
1064
01:20:18.944 --> 01:20:20.728
Well, I didn't see
that one coming.
1065
01:20:20.728 --> 01:20:23.122
[TV continues indistinctly]
1066
01:20:35.482 --> 01:20:38.224
[Beep]Woman: Hi, Sam.
1067
01:20:38.224 --> 01:20:39.704
It looks like
we're going to be
1068
01:20:39.704 --> 01:20:41.314
a little later
than we expected.
1069
01:20:41.314 --> 01:20:42.663
Might be a good idea
to check in on Logan
1070
01:20:42.663 --> 01:20:44.143
every one in a while
1071
01:20:44.143 --> 01:20:45.536
to make sure
he's actually sleeping
1072
01:20:45.536 --> 01:20:47.277
and not playing
in his closet again.
1073
01:20:47.277 --> 01:20:48.931
Dr. Kubler: Or the hamper.
This is Dr. Kubler.
1074
01:20:48.931 --> 01:20:50.715
Woman:
Honey. Honey, shh, shh.
1075
01:20:50.715 --> 01:20:52.891
If you get hungry, help
yourself to anything you like.
1076
01:20:52.891 --> 01:20:54.545
Call me if you have
any questions.
1077
01:20:54.545 --> 01:20:57.374
Bye.
1078
01:20:57.374 --> 01:20:59.550
[Thunder rumbles]
1079
01:20:59.550 --> 01:21:13.781
♪♪
1080
01:21:13.781 --> 01:21:16.132
[Door creaks]
1081
01:21:16.132 --> 01:21:28.057
♪♪
1082
01:21:28.057 --> 01:21:30.146
[Thunder crashes]
1083
01:21:30.146 --> 01:21:34.802
♪♪
1084
01:21:34.802 --> 01:21:36.195
Man: Power outages have been
reported throughout
1085
01:21:36.195 --> 01:21:37.414
the Boggy Bay area.
1086
01:21:37.414 --> 01:21:40.156
['50s-era rock playing]
1087
01:21:40.156 --> 01:21:47.250
♪♪
1088
01:21:47.250 --> 01:21:49.774
♪ I had all night♪
1089
01:21:49.774 --> 01:21:52.777
♪ I'd let it heat up, alright♪
1090
01:21:52.777 --> 01:21:56.041
♪ Gonna take it safe
to keep away from you♪
1091
01:21:56.041 --> 01:21:58.914
♪ I aim, so here's
what we gonna do♪
1092
01:21:58.914 --> 01:22:01.873
♪ I promise you dinner on me♪
1093
01:22:01.873 --> 01:22:05.398
♪ So, tonight,
it's going to fast♪
1094
01:22:05.398 --> 01:22:07.052
♪ Sweet♪
1095
01:22:07.052 --> 01:22:08.140
♪ Fine♪
1096
01:22:08.140 --> 01:22:09.794
♪ To eat♪
1097
01:22:09.794 --> 01:22:11.230
♪ Fast♪
1098
01:22:11.230 --> 01:22:12.623
♪ Sweet♪
1099
01:22:12.623 --> 01:22:14.016
♪ Fine♪
1100
01:22:14.016 --> 01:22:15.582
♪ To eat♪
1101
01:22:15.582 --> 01:22:18.498
♪♪
1102
01:22:18.498 --> 01:22:20.936
♪ Owww! ♪
1103
01:22:20.936 --> 01:22:22.720
What did you want
to show me?
1104
01:22:22.720 --> 01:22:26.289
Oh, you know. Just the seven
wonders of the world.
1105
01:22:26.289 --> 01:22:28.726
Why don't we start
with Mount Rushmore.
1106
01:22:28.726 --> 01:22:31.120
I actually don't think
Mount Rushmore's one of the s--
1107
01:22:31.120 --> 01:22:32.817
Ohh.
1108
01:22:32.817 --> 01:22:36.299
[Tone playing]
1109
01:22:36.299 --> 01:22:38.127
Ladies and gentlemen,
1110
01:22:38.127 --> 01:22:40.956
we interrupt your regularly
scheduled programming
1111
01:22:40.956 --> 01:22:44.742
for an Action 4 News
special report.
1112
01:22:44.742 --> 01:22:47.397
The Kirksdale
Mental Asylum, or KMA,
1113
01:22:47.397 --> 01:22:49.094
home to some of the most
dangerous criminals
1114
01:22:49.094 --> 01:22:52.010
in this country was thrown
into chaos earlier today
1115
01:22:52.010 --> 01:22:55.318
when a power surge fried
the building's security system,
1116
01:22:55.318 --> 01:22:56.841
and a bloody riot broke out.
1117
01:22:56.841 --> 01:22:58.495
Uh, we can't confirm
at the moment
1118
01:22:58.495 --> 01:23:00.453
whether or not
any of the inmates
1119
01:23:00.453 --> 01:23:03.152
actually managed to escape
the perimeter of the property.
1120
01:23:03.152 --> 01:23:04.980
But out of an abundance
of caution,
1121
01:23:04.980 --> 01:23:07.330
we're asking residents
keep your doors locked tonight
1122
01:23:07.330 --> 01:23:10.028
and keep an eye out
for crazies.
1123
01:23:10.028 --> 01:23:11.769
Yep.
1124
01:23:11.769 --> 01:23:13.684
Stay tuned
to Action 4 News
1125
01:23:13.684 --> 01:23:17.253
for the latest updates
on this story as it develops.
1126
01:23:17.253 --> 01:23:18.863
We now return you
1127
01:23:18.863 --> 01:23:20.604
to your regularly scheduled
programming.
1128
01:23:20.604 --> 01:23:22.519
[Tone plays]
1129
01:23:22.519 --> 01:23:24.390
[Sighs]
1130
01:23:24.390 --> 01:23:27.263
So, what'd you think
of, uh, Stonehenge?
1131
01:23:27.263 --> 01:23:30.744
Smaller than I imagined. Hey, what?
1132
01:23:30.744 --> 01:23:33.660
[Electricity zaps]
1133
01:23:33.660 --> 01:23:35.662
[Food sizzling]
1134
01:23:39.579 --> 01:23:41.668
[Ticking]
1135
01:23:41.668 --> 01:23:43.366
[Thunder rumbles]
1136
01:23:43.366 --> 01:23:45.629
[TV continues indistinctly]
1137
01:23:49.285 --> 01:23:51.374
[Electricity humming]
1138
01:24:05.040 --> 01:24:16.964
♪♪
1139
01:24:16.964 --> 01:24:21.882
[TV continues indistinctly]
1140
01:24:21.882 --> 01:24:25.843
Man: Got a killer on our hands,
so I'm gonna make this quick.
1141
01:24:25.843 --> 01:24:30.543
Caucasian, 36 years old,
stands about 6'10", chained.
1142
01:24:30.543 --> 01:24:34.504
♪♪
1143
01:24:34.504 --> 01:24:38.551
A dozen teenagers
turned up dead.
1144
01:24:38.551 --> 01:24:40.727
All the victims
have been young,
1145
01:24:40.727 --> 01:24:43.556
and all the victims
have been female
1146
01:24:43.556 --> 01:24:46.168
and all the victims
have been babysitters.
1147
01:24:46.168 --> 01:24:48.300
[Thunder crashes]
1148
01:24:48.300 --> 01:24:51.347
He has no fear,
no remorse.
1149
01:24:51.347 --> 01:24:54.959
He will stop at nothing
to get what he wants.
1150
01:24:54.959 --> 01:25:00.443
And what he wants, mind you...
is blood.
1151
01:25:00.443 --> 01:25:33.128
♪♪
1152
01:25:33.128 --> 01:25:35.347
Aah!
1153
01:25:35.347 --> 01:25:44.617
♪♪
1154
01:25:44.617 --> 01:25:47.098
[Voice breaking]
Can you help me?
1155
01:25:47.098 --> 01:25:56.803
♪♪
1156
01:25:56.803 --> 01:26:01.895
Do you know
where you are?
1157
01:26:01.895 --> 01:26:05.508
This isn't my house.
1158
01:26:05.508 --> 01:26:09.251
I'm going to be
in trouble.
1159
01:26:09.251 --> 01:26:11.253
You're bleeding
really badly.
1160
01:26:11.253 --> 01:26:13.298
I know.
1161
01:26:13.298 --> 01:26:15.909
Let me help you.
No.
1162
01:26:15.909 --> 01:26:22.742
♪♪
1163
01:26:22.742 --> 01:26:24.744
[Crying]
1164
01:26:24.744 --> 01:26:32.970
♪♪
1165
01:26:32.970 --> 01:26:35.494
[Telephone ringing]
1166
01:26:35.494 --> 01:26:38.671
♪♪
1167
01:26:38.671 --> 01:26:40.804
Don't.
Wait. Wait.
1168
01:26:40.804 --> 01:26:43.198
Wait.
1169
01:26:43.198 --> 01:26:44.851
Wait!
1170
01:26:44.851 --> 01:26:48.986
♪♪
1171
01:26:48.986 --> 01:26:51.989
What are you doing?
1172
01:26:51.989 --> 01:26:56.385
I'm -- I'm trying
to help you.
1173
01:26:56.385 --> 01:26:59.779
[Telephone continues ringing]
1174
01:26:59.779 --> 01:27:04.436
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1175
01:27:04.436 --> 01:27:06.308
[Beep]
1176
01:27:06.308 --> 01:27:08.788
Woman: Why the hell aren't you
answering the phone?!
1177
01:27:08.788 --> 01:27:10.921
Listen there was a riot
over at the asylum,
1178
01:27:10.921 --> 01:27:14.141
and a psychopath escaped.
It's the same one responsible
1179
01:27:14.141 --> 01:27:17.406
for all those kids
that were mutilated and --
1180
01:27:17.406 --> 01:27:20.322
Ugh. Lock the doors
and stay with Logan
1181
01:27:20.322 --> 01:27:21.845
until we get home.
1182
01:27:21.845 --> 01:27:38.383
♪♪
1183
01:27:38.383 --> 01:27:41.343
[Screaming]
1184
01:27:41.343 --> 01:27:48.219
♪♪
1185
01:27:48.219 --> 01:27:50.526
[Gasps]
1186
01:27:50.526 --> 01:28:20.686
♪♪
1187
01:28:20.686 --> 01:28:22.862
[Telephone ringing]
1188
01:28:22.862 --> 01:28:26.649
♪♪
1189
01:28:26.649 --> 01:28:28.346
[Roars]
1190
01:28:28.346 --> 01:28:30.609
[Screaming]
1191
01:28:30.609 --> 01:28:40.837
♪♪
1192
01:28:40.837 --> 01:28:42.839
[Continues screaming]
1193
01:28:42.839 --> 01:28:47.017
♪♪
1194
01:28:47.017 --> 01:28:50.760
Oh, my God!
1195
01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:53.066
[Shouts]
1196
01:28:53.066 --> 01:28:58.071
♪♪
1197
01:28:58.071 --> 01:29:00.944
Woman:
Sam?! Hello?! Sam?!
1198
01:29:00.944 --> 01:29:03.163
[Both screaming]
1199
01:29:03.163 --> 01:29:08.647
♪♪
1200
01:29:08.647 --> 01:29:10.170
[Spits]
1201
01:29:10.170 --> 01:29:22.966
♪♪
1202
01:29:22.966 --> 01:29:25.751
[Breathing heavily]
1203
01:29:25.751 --> 01:29:38.808
♪♪
1204
01:29:38.808 --> 01:29:43.682
[Gagging, bones snap]
1205
01:29:43.682 --> 01:29:45.510
Aah!
1206
01:29:45.510 --> 01:30:17.760
♪♪
1207
01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:21.677
Aah!
1208
01:30:21.677 --> 01:30:23.983
[Gasps]
1209
01:30:23.983 --> 01:30:25.768
♪♪
1210
01:30:25.768 --> 01:30:27.509
[Grunting]
1211
01:30:27.509 --> 01:30:33.558
♪♪
1212
01:30:33.558 --> 01:30:36.256
[Shouting and thudding]
1213
01:30:36.256 --> 01:31:12.379
♪♪
1214
01:31:12.379 --> 01:31:15.687
[Roars]
1215
01:31:15.687 --> 01:31:18.211
Where's the boy?!
1216
01:31:18.211 --> 01:31:27.264
♪♪
1217
01:31:27.264 --> 01:31:29.309
[Growls]
1218
01:31:29.309 --> 01:31:35.402
♪♪
1219
01:31:35.402 --> 01:31:37.927
[Electricity hums]
1220
01:31:37.927 --> 01:31:44.324
♪♪
1221
01:31:44.324 --> 01:31:46.239
[Shrieks]
1222
01:31:50.766 --> 01:32:07.870
♪♪
1223
01:32:07.870 --> 01:32:10.133
[Shrieks]
1224
01:32:10.133 --> 01:32:32.459
♪♪
1225
01:32:32.459 --> 01:32:34.679
[Electricity hums]
1226
01:32:34.679 --> 01:32:43.862
♪♪
1227
01:32:43.862 --> 01:32:46.125
[Grunting]
1228
01:32:46.125 --> 01:33:14.850
♪♪
1229
01:33:14.850 --> 01:33:17.592
-Logan?!
-Sam?!
1230
01:33:17.592 --> 01:33:19.637
Where...is he?!
1231
01:33:19.637 --> 01:33:22.292
Where's the boy?!
1232
01:33:22.292 --> 01:33:24.990
[Choking]
1233
01:33:24.990 --> 01:33:30.561
♪♪
1234
01:33:30.561 --> 01:33:33.346
[Strained] Wait.
1235
01:33:33.346 --> 01:33:35.740
You're not a killer.
1236
01:33:35.740 --> 01:33:46.011
♪♪
1237
01:33:46.011 --> 01:33:49.885
You're right.
1238
01:33:49.885 --> 01:33:52.148
I'm not!
1239
01:33:52.148 --> 01:34:06.379
♪♪
1240
01:34:06.379 --> 01:34:08.904
[Grunting and panting]
1241
01:34:08.904 --> 01:34:17.521
♪♪
1242
01:34:17.521 --> 01:34:19.871
This is over.
1243
01:34:19.871 --> 01:34:23.483
♪♪
1244
01:34:23.483 --> 01:34:25.877
You're right.
1245
01:34:25.877 --> 01:34:27.879
Aah!
1246
01:34:27.879 --> 01:34:35.060
♪♪
1247
01:34:35.060 --> 01:34:37.323
-What was that?
-I'm going around the back.
1248
01:34:37.323 --> 01:34:39.021
Harold, wait.
1249
01:34:39.021 --> 01:34:50.902
♪♪
1250
01:34:50.902 --> 01:34:52.904
[Sobbing]
1251
01:34:52.904 --> 01:34:55.994
♪♪
1252
01:34:55.994 --> 01:34:57.474
Aah!
1253
01:34:57.474 --> 01:35:00.782
♪♪
1254
01:35:00.782 --> 01:35:02.914
Is it over?
1255
01:35:02.914 --> 01:35:05.177
It's over.
1256
01:35:05.177 --> 01:35:08.050
♪♪
1257
01:35:08.050 --> 01:35:10.095
It's over.
1258
01:35:10.095 --> 01:35:23.718
♪♪
1259
01:35:23.718 --> 01:35:26.024
This is for ruining
my dinner.
1260
01:35:26.024 --> 01:35:28.026
Aah!
1261
01:35:28.026 --> 01:35:31.900
♪♪
1262
01:35:31.900 --> 01:35:35.207
[Door rattles, opens]
1263
01:35:35.207 --> 01:35:39.037
The window's broken.
Stay behind me.
1264
01:35:39.037 --> 01:35:46.828
♪♪
1265
01:35:46.828 --> 01:35:51.397
Oh, my God!
1266
01:35:51.397 --> 01:35:54.226
Who is that?
1267
01:35:54.226 --> 01:35:58.970
♪♪
1268
01:35:58.970 --> 01:36:03.061
Sam?
It's the babysitter.
1269
01:36:03.061 --> 01:36:07.239
Logan!
1270
01:36:07.239 --> 01:36:08.937
[Gagging]
1271
01:36:08.937 --> 01:36:11.200
♪♪
1272
01:36:11.200 --> 01:36:12.810
Man: We interrupt
your program
1273
01:36:12.810 --> 01:36:16.031
for another Action 4 News
special report.
1274
01:36:16.031 --> 01:36:18.294
Police have confirmed
that the missing patient
1275
01:36:18.294 --> 01:36:20.470
is Charlotte Gibbons.
1276
01:36:20.470 --> 01:36:22.428
Known locally as the
Boggy Bay Tooth Fairy,
1277
01:36:22.428 --> 01:36:25.562
Gibbons was convicted on 12
counts of murder and 10...
1278
01:36:25.562 --> 01:36:28.783
♪♪
1279
01:36:28.783 --> 01:36:31.263
[Coughing]
1280
01:36:31.263 --> 01:36:37.966
♪♪
1281
01:36:37.966 --> 01:36:40.055
Debra?!
1282
01:36:40.055 --> 01:36:44.015
♪♪
1283
01:36:44.015 --> 01:36:45.495
I can't find Logan
anywhere!
1284
01:36:45.495 --> 01:36:47.279
I've done his room!
1285
01:36:47.279 --> 01:36:50.282
♪♪
1286
01:36:50.282 --> 01:36:52.371
[Ding]
1287
01:36:52.371 --> 01:37:01.728
♪♪
1288
01:37:01.728 --> 01:37:04.166
[Both screaming]
1289
01:37:04.166 --> 01:37:11.216
♪♪
1290
01:37:11.216 --> 01:37:14.611
Ohh, I see
what you did there.
1291
01:37:14.611 --> 01:37:18.745
Burying the lead
to throw me off -- very clever.
1292
01:37:18.745 --> 01:37:21.183
But I'm still confused.
1293
01:37:21.183 --> 01:37:23.576
Why come back?
1294
01:37:23.576 --> 01:37:25.752
You have
your collection...
1295
01:37:25.752 --> 01:37:35.632
♪♪
1296
01:37:35.632 --> 01:37:37.634
...and I have mine.
1297
01:37:37.634 --> 01:37:48.079
♪♪
1298
01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:51.126
You're not going to tell anyone
my story, are you?
1299
01:37:51.126 --> 01:37:54.607
Oh, of course not,
my dear.
1300
01:37:54.607 --> 01:37:57.219
♪♪
1301
01:37:57.219 --> 01:37:59.786
I'm sorry.
[Gasps]
1302
01:37:59.786 --> 01:38:03.268
In real life,
the bad guy wins.
1303
01:38:03.268 --> 01:38:05.401
[Gasping]
1304
01:38:05.401 --> 01:38:12.147
♪♪
1305
01:38:12.147 --> 01:38:14.714
[Laughing]
1306
01:38:14.714 --> 01:38:22.200
♪♪
1307
01:38:22.200 --> 01:38:24.899
Oh, bravo!
1308
01:38:24.899 --> 01:38:26.813
Bravo, my dear.
1309
01:38:26.813 --> 01:38:30.774
But you committed
one fatal storytelling sin.
1310
01:38:30.774 --> 01:38:34.256
You have underestimated
your audience.
1311
01:38:34.256 --> 01:38:36.693
[Laughs evilly]
1312
01:38:36.693 --> 01:38:39.478
[Rumbling]
1313
01:38:39.478 --> 01:38:42.307
The job is yours.
1314
01:38:42.307 --> 01:38:45.006
[Laughing evilly]
1315
01:38:45.006 --> 01:38:59.324
♪♪
1316
01:38:59.324 --> 01:39:02.197
[Laughing evilly]
1317
01:39:02.197 --> 01:39:24.959
♪♪
1318
01:39:24.959 --> 01:39:28.310
There's no use running.
1319
01:39:28.310 --> 01:39:37.710
♪♪
1320
01:39:37.710 --> 01:39:42.672
You're only making this harder
on yourself.
1321
01:39:42.672 --> 01:39:46.241
[Laughing evilly]
1322
01:39:46.241 --> 01:39:48.808
[Breathing heavily]
1323
01:39:48.808 --> 01:40:00.255
♪♪
1324
01:40:00.255 --> 01:40:03.301
[Indistinct voices whispering]
1325
01:40:03.301 --> 01:40:11.135
♪♪
1326
01:40:11.135 --> 01:40:14.138
[Montgomery laughing evilly]
1327
01:40:14.138 --> 01:40:22.320
♪♪
1328
01:40:22.320 --> 01:40:25.193
Getting to know
the place?
1329
01:40:25.193 --> 01:40:28.109
What is this?
1330
01:40:28.109 --> 01:40:31.764
I believe
it's a library.
1331
01:40:31.764 --> 01:40:33.810
You know what I mean.
1332
01:40:33.810 --> 01:40:38.815
[Chuckles] You know,
I was once just like you,
1333
01:40:38.815 --> 01:40:42.949
a traveler from the outer
regions of experience
1334
01:40:42.949 --> 01:40:46.997
unbounded by the laws of nature,
or so I thought.
1335
01:40:46.997 --> 01:40:51.132
♪♪
1336
01:40:51.132 --> 01:40:55.919
Then I found my way
to his house,
1337
01:40:55.919 --> 01:40:59.096
this...assignment.
1338
01:40:59.096 --> 01:41:02.143
And everything changed.
1339
01:41:02.143 --> 01:41:05.146
♪♪
1340
01:41:05.146 --> 01:41:09.628
Throughout history, it has been
the role of the storyteller
1341
01:41:09.628 --> 01:41:15.547
to remind us that each and every
action creates a ripple,
1342
01:41:15.547 --> 01:41:19.247
each and every story
has repercussions.
1343
01:41:19.247 --> 01:41:22.032
♪♪
1344
01:41:22.032 --> 01:41:26.210
And you would be surprised
how many stories
1345
01:41:26.210 --> 01:41:30.997
in this library...
are yours.
1346
01:41:30.997 --> 01:41:59.983
♪♪
1347
01:41:59.983 --> 01:42:02.290
[Creature snarling]
1348
01:42:02.290 --> 01:42:23.485
♪♪
1349
01:42:23.485 --> 01:42:28.446
I told you --
No-one escapes fate.
1350
01:42:28.446 --> 01:42:30.492
I don't care
what you say, old man.
1351
01:42:30.492 --> 01:42:32.233
I'm the master
of my own fate.
1352
01:42:32.233 --> 01:42:34.060
I say
how my story ends.
1353
01:42:34.060 --> 01:42:36.411
Ends?!
1354
01:42:36.411 --> 01:42:39.065
Oh, my dear girl.
1355
01:42:39.065 --> 01:42:42.939
Your story is
just beginning!
1356
01:42:42.939 --> 01:42:44.593
♪♪
1357
01:42:44.593 --> 01:42:46.203
[Grunts]
1358
01:42:46.203 --> 01:42:51.991
♪♪
1359
01:42:51.991 --> 01:42:54.168
[Screaming]
1360
01:42:54.168 --> 01:43:17.756
♪♪
1361
01:43:17.756 --> 01:43:20.106
[Creature snarling]
1362
01:43:20.106 --> 01:43:29.246
♪♪
1363
01:43:29.246 --> 01:43:32.249
[Classical music playing]
1364
01:43:32.249 --> 01:43:34.425
♪♪
1365
01:43:34.425 --> 01:43:36.732
[Click, gurgling]
1366
01:43:36.732 --> 01:44:50.980
♪♪
1367
01:44:50.980 --> 01:44:53.461
[Birds cawing in distance]
1368
01:44:53.461 --> 01:44:55.941
[Sighs]
1369
01:44:55.941 --> 01:45:13.916
♪♪
1370
01:45:27.712 --> 01:45:29.801
[Wind howling]
1371
01:45:39.245 --> 01:45:42.510
[Grunts]
1372
01:45:42.510 --> 01:45:44.860
Aaaah!
1373
01:45:46.949 --> 01:45:49.517
[Gasps]
1374
01:45:49.517 --> 01:46:09.841
♪♪
1375
01:46:09.841 --> 01:46:15.760
Aaaaaah!
1376
01:46:15.760 --> 01:46:33.038
♪♪
1377
01:46:33.038 --> 01:46:37.347
[Thunder rumbles]
1378
01:46:37.347 --> 01:46:39.697
I'd better get going.
1379
01:46:39.697 --> 01:46:41.960
So soon?
1380
01:46:41.960 --> 01:46:44.310
[Thunder crashes]
1381
01:46:44.310 --> 01:46:47.183
I was just about
to make dinner.
1382
01:46:47.183 --> 01:46:52.057
[Thunder crashes]
1383
01:46:52.057 --> 01:46:53.929
[Laughing evilly]
1384
01:46:53.929 --> 01:50:49.947
♪♪