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♪ Suave, no, no, no, sí ♪
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Why's your door closed, Maxie?
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Dad, I'm in sixth grade.
I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
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Oh. Look, I'm heading
to the airport.
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Be back in two days.
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Please be nice to your sister,
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help your mom,
and do not touch the drone.
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- I won't. Bye.
- I-I'm serious, okay?
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- It's not a toy. It's for my work.
- Yep.
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Safe flight. Bye, Dad.
Love you.
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Thank you. Hey.
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Come give me a hug, bud.
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I'll give you two hugs
when you get back.
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I get it.
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- Why are you smiling?
- Well, you're just growing up.
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- It's exciting to me.
- It's not. Stop smiling.
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I remember bringing you home
from the hospital
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like it was yesterday.
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Now here you are,
sexually masturbating yourself.
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- No, I "F"-ing wasn't.
- Hey, it's cool, fool.
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It's like you got a new toy...
the best toy in the world...
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and you just want
to keep playing with it.
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I don't know.
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I just want you to know
I'm proud of you.
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Okay, do your thing.
I'll see you later.
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Love you.
See you in two days.
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Amy, you are not gonna
believe this.
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Multimillionaire-aire,
multimillionaire, ooh ♪
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♪ If you rich, put your
bust down in the air... ♪
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Yo, guys, check this out.
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My babysitter told me everyone
in sixth grade gets hand jobs.
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What's a hand job?
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It's when a girl jerks you off
until you "coom."
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And then it's your job
to clean it up.
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- I don't think it's "coom."
- Yeah.
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C-U-M. "Coom."
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Middle school's way more
intense than elementary.
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If we're gonna get
through this,
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- we need to stick together.
- Bean Bag Boys for life.
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Speed bump.
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♪ Multimillionaire, ooh. ♪
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Are your friends jelly
you're dating a college guy?
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Some of them, I think.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Wait, hey, c...
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♪ Multimillionaire... ♪
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- Can I help you?
- Retreat! Retreat!
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Hey, Stranger Things,
go fuck yourself!
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- Hurry!
- Go, go, go!
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You know those fucking guys?
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♪ Ooh. ♪
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No one can stop
the Turzan of Uzkara.
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Lucas, keep it in the case.
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Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
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600 now. I checked.
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- $600?!
- We're millionaires!
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- Yeah.
- Do you guys want to
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maybe go to the skate park
tomorrow after school?
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I know what cocaine is.
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Annabelle, get out of here.
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Bean Bag Boys only.
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I heard, at the skate park,
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the older kids
will make you take drugs.
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We'll never do drugs.
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They destroy lives
and communities.
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You have no choice.
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Mom!
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Annabelle,
don't antagonize your brother.
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Come on, go upstairs.
Now... Hey.
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All right, Bean Bag Boys,
finish up. It's a school night.
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Lights out, 8:30.
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What? You said 8:45.
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Hey. Finish up.
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I don't think I want to go
to the skate park.
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We're in sixth grade now.
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We need to start doing
sixth grade things.
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Ooh, you want
to see Brixlee, don't you?
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♪ Hold on ♪
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♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪
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♪ You know you on my mind ♪
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♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪
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- ♪ Be my Valentine ♪
- ♪ Can you be mine? ♪
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♪ Valentine. ♪
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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Mom!
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♪ She gonna shake it, she gonna
shake it, she gonna drop that ♪
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♪ We gonna keep on making
paper, we won't stop that ♪
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♪ Hey, diamonds having
a conversation ♪
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♪ Why don't you talk back... ♪
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This park is fucking lit.
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Yo, guys,
the Scooter Squad is here.
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You know who's really good
at burns? Atticus L.
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- He's so funny.
- Atticus L.?
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I'd smoke him in a burn war.
Right, Max?
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♪ You need me, but I need you,
girl, I got you ♪
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♪ But do you got me? ♪
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♪ Baby, I'd ride for you,
but would you ride for me... ♪
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Ooh...
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So, are you gonna give Brixlee
the necklace you made her?
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No, shut up. It's-it's...
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I haven't put it
in the kiln yet.
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You always have an excuse.
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Thor, you never talk to girls.
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Girls are a distraction.
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Rock of Ages auditions
are in two days.
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♪ And I don't want
to be tied down. ♪
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Max, come here.
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Hey, Taylor.
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People are saying
you made Brixlee
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a necklace in art class.
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Nice try, but I don't
talk about my art projects
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before they're finished.
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If she had a crush on you,
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would you admit
you had a crush on her?
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Does she have a crush on me?
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I don't know.
I've never asked her.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.
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Fuck.
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So, how'd it go, lover boy?
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Uh, she might know about
the necklace.
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Veggie lasagna for dinner?
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Everything's coming up Lucas.
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I'll see you guys at school.
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Bye. Be safe.
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Yo, Scooter Boys.
Scooter Boys. Act cool.
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- Act... act cool.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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What's up, Atticus?
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You guys want to see
something cool?
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Hell yeah.
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What are we up to?
What are we doing?
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We're gonna sip a beer.
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- Scared?
- No.
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I've had, like,
5,000 sips of beer.
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Bitch, please.
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Soren has the record.
Three sips.
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- Three sips?
- Three sips.
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Whoa.
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I'm already feeling something.
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Delicious.
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Careful. It's hot.
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Are you gonna drink it or not?
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I forgot,
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I have musical auditions
this Friday.
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They drug-test for beer.
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Thor, just admit you're
a scared little-wittle baby.
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No, I'm not.
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Want us to put the beer in
a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?
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- No.
- Sippy Cup.
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- Amazing burn, Atticus.
- It's not a good burn.
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His dad has two DUIs and has
to take the train to work.
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That's a good burn.
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Sippy Cup, sing us a song.
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No.
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How about "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Bitch"?
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Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
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No, no, guys.
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He'll do it, but he just
needs more time to think.
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Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
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Bye.
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Lasagna and soda?
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Don't tell
my parents you gave me this.
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This kid is hilarious.
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We're getting a divorce.
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Wh-What do you mean?
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Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
Everything gonna stay the same.
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We promise.
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Will we still watch
This Is Us together?
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- Yes, of course.
- Yes.
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That's our favorite show.
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That's our family show.
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Except now you're gonna see it
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on two-two different TVs,
you know.
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In two different houses.
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So you're gonna have to watch
the episode twice.
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What about Taco Tuesday?
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Taco Tuesdays
are still going down.
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Matter of fact, you're gonna
have two Taco Tuesdays,
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just one on Wednesday now.
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Twice the fun.
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Twice the fun, twice the tacos.
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It's... everything's
gonna stay the same, so...
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Everything gonna be the same.
Me and your mom, you know,
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we're still best friends,
right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, it would've
been nice to have
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tacos together as a family,
but how about this?
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We could change it
to Wing Wednesday...
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ And don't it feel good ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na,
na, na, na-na ♪
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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- ♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪
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♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na,
na, na, na-na ♪
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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪
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- ♪ Till you write me you're coming around ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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Thor, inspired,
voice of an angel, man.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
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- What are we walking on?
- ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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- ♪ Walking on sunshine ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ And don't it feel good. ♪
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It does feel good, don't it?
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What's wrong?
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That song always makes me sad.
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Don't forget, Rock of Ages
auditions are tomorrow.
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It's my favorite musical.
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I did make some
pretty big changes, though,
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based on my time
in Holly-weird.
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I think it'll really
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inspire those of you
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who dare to dream.
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Sick.
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So, I looked at her,
but she was looking
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the other direction.
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But then she looked at me,
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and I was looking
the other direction.
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So I think that someday
we're gonna make eye contact.
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That's cool.
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This musical is gonna be lit.
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Hey, Soren.
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Look at this.
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Sippy Cup is signing up
for the musical.
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Singing is for try-hards.
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No, uh, someone signed me up
as a joke.
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I was just crossing it off.
See?
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Yeah, whatever, bitch tits.
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Enough. Let's go.
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- I have places to be.
- Sorry, Soren.
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Don't listen to Atticus.
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His dad doesn't even pay taxes.
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Doesn't matter
what Atticus says.
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I've been thinking about
quitting singing
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ever since I was young.
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Come on.
We're gonna miss fish sticks.
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Whoa. That's the best lunch
I've ever seen.
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Yeah, my parents are being
super nice because...
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because...
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they're great and...
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they're great,
and ev-everything's good.
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Ooh, wait.
Is that a new earring?
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Yes, finally.
Thank you for noticing.
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- It looks cute on you.
- Max, I'm not going for cute.
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I'm going for sexy and hot.
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Those are the only two things
I'm looking for.
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You like it?
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It looks infected.
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Soren's so cool.
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I heard he beat up
Derek Bachman
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and blow-jobbed his sister.
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He blow-jobbed his own sister?
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No, he blow-jobbed
Derek's sister.
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Fucking legend.
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I think Soren's calling me.
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♪ Uh, how we get down ♪
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♪ Putting it down,
now you know ♪
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♪ If you didn't know,
then I bet you know now, uh. ♪
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- 'Sup?
- 'Sup?
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I heard you sipped a beer
like a fucking champ.
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Yeah, I took a pretty big sip,
actually.
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Cool.
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I'm having a party
tomorrow night.
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All these fools are coming.
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You in?
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You should come.
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Trust me.
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Yeah, I'll come,
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but, you know,
I'll have to ask my mom.
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Also, gonna be a kissing party.
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You've French-kissed
girls before, right?
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Where?
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Their mouths?
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Yeah, dawg.
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He's not gonna start sitting
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with the popular kids, is he?
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No. If anyone should be
over there, it's me.
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We heard kids were
calling you Sippy Cup,
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and we just wanted to let you
know you can always call on
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the Student Coalition Against
Bullying for protection.
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Does this look like
a sippy cup?
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No, it's a fucking juice box.
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'Cause I'm not a fucking child.
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That's so rude.
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Wait. Can I bring
Thor and Lucas?
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So random.
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No, they're cool.
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I'm trying to keep it
half girls, half guys.
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You feel me, dawg?
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I feel you, dawg, but...
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they're my best friends.
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We do everything together.
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
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That's a dope-ass name.
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Fuck it. Bring 'em.
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I ride or die
for my squad, too.
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Let me know
what your mom says, dawg.
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Okay. Bye, dawg.
Bye, dawgs.
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So?
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Soren just invited us
to his party tomorrow.
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- Soren?
- Yeah.
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He said my name?
He said "Thor"?
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- Pretty much, yeah.
- Sweet.
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Oh, there's also
gonna be girls there.
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You know what that means?
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Drama.
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Kissing.
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So, do you guys know
how to kiss?
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- I have no fucking clue.
- No.
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No, not at all.
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Type "kissing."
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Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs."
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"Breast cancer research."
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"How to find a bra that fits."
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I have an idea.
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"Are you 18 or older?"
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I'm gonna click "yes."
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We're not 18 or older.
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This could go on
our permanent record.
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I'm your stepmother.
You are not supposed to be
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- looking at me in the shower.
- Don't tell my dad.
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He'll make me quit
the sports team.
15:44.884 --> 15:46.783
Get up. Get up.
15:46.785 --> 15:48.284
He's in trouble.
15:48.286 --> 15:50.253
You deserve a punishment.
15:50.255 --> 15:51.421
Pull down your shorts.
15:51.423 --> 15:52.855
Is that what happens
15:52.857 --> 15:54.490
when you get a stepmom?
15:54.492 --> 15:57.226
Ew.
15:57.228 --> 15:59.329
No way that's gonna fit
in there.
15:59.331 --> 16:00.531
Get out of there, girl!
16:00.533 --> 16:02.199
Where did his hand go?
16:02.201 --> 16:03.267
- Ew!
- Oh, my God!
16:07.505 --> 16:09.138
Nobody even kissed.
16:09.140 --> 16:12.242
Yeah, not on their mouths
at least.
16:12.244 --> 16:14.378
My parents have a CPR doll.
16:14.380 --> 16:16.180
We can go practice kissing
on that.
16:16.182 --> 16:18.181
Come on.
16:23.923 --> 16:27.327
This is
a really pretty CPR doll.
16:28.526 --> 16:31.195
I guess I'll go first.
16:34.132 --> 16:35.431
Stop.
16:35.433 --> 16:37.200
What are you doing?
16:37.202 --> 16:38.534
Kissing her.
16:38.536 --> 16:40.571
You can't kiss someone
without their permission.
16:40.573 --> 16:42.538
Remember from assembly?
16:42.540 --> 16:43.941
Pretend it's Brixlee.
16:43.943 --> 16:46.008
- Try to be a gentleman.
- Okay.
16:46.010 --> 16:48.244
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
16:48.246 --> 16:49.946
Why?
16:49.948 --> 16:51.915
- Why?
- Yeah.
16:51.917 --> 16:53.550
What do you like about me?
16:53.552 --> 16:55.319
Well...
16:55.321 --> 16:57.988
you're sweet.
You smell good.
16:57.990 --> 16:59.422
You're smart, too.
16:59.424 --> 17:01.023
You always push Henry
in his wheelchair
17:01.025 --> 17:02.558
even though he's super mean.
17:02.560 --> 17:05.128
And just when I think
I've got you figured out,
17:05.130 --> 17:07.030
you go ahead
and start skateboarding.
17:07.032 --> 17:09.966
I consent.
17:17.208 --> 17:19.509
- How was it?
- Sticky.
17:21.913 --> 17:24.414
Why does she have hair
in her mouth?
17:24.416 --> 17:26.984
You know what? This isn't
teaching us anything.
17:26.986 --> 17:28.484
We need to see
real people kissing.
17:28.486 --> 17:30.987
That's the only way to know
if we're doing it right.
17:30.989 --> 17:33.223
My neighbor is
a total nymphomaniac.
17:33.225 --> 17:35.192
Her boyfriend's always over.
17:35.194 --> 17:36.926
She starts fires?
17:36.928 --> 17:40.296
No, that's a pyromaniac.
She's a nymphomaniac.
17:40.298 --> 17:43.032
Someone who has sex
on land and sea.
17:43.034 --> 17:45.636
Seriously?
17:45.638 --> 17:48.071
Okay, I was gonna wait
till tomorrow to surprise you,
17:48.073 --> 17:49.438
but can I just tell you?
17:49.440 --> 17:52.341
- Nah, I'm good.
- No, you want to know.
17:52.343 --> 17:54.311
Ugh. I can barely see anything.
17:54.313 --> 17:56.013
I know we haven't been
hanging out much,
17:56.015 --> 17:57.347
you know,
ever since I met Benji,
17:57.349 --> 17:58.916
but I want to
make it up to you.
17:58.918 --> 18:00.051
So, tomorrow,
I'm skipping school,
18:00.053 --> 18:02.452
and we're driving to the city
to see Kendrick Lamar.
18:02.454 --> 18:04.454
- Shut up!
- And we're gonna do Molly.
18:04.456 --> 18:06.255
- You thought of everything.
- Of course I fucking have.
18:06.257 --> 18:08.024
It's gonna be amazing.
18:08.026 --> 18:09.959
Remix!
18:11.362 --> 18:13.930
Well, Benji got us the Molly.
18:13.932 --> 18:16.699
- Benjamin.
- Oh, thank you!
18:16.701 --> 18:17.801
Look.
18:17.803 --> 18:21.504
This isn't working.
Maybe we could go climb a tree.
18:21.506 --> 18:23.340
No, they'd see us.
18:23.342 --> 18:25.108
No, I just meant
let's go climb a tree.
18:25.110 --> 18:26.176
Dude, wait.
18:26.178 --> 18:29.378
I know a way
we can see them kiss.
18:36.220 --> 18:38.155
I can't.
18:38.157 --> 18:40.724
It has a camera.
We could see everything.
18:40.726 --> 18:42.993
We can learn technique.
18:42.995 --> 18:44.994
It's for his dad's work.
It's not a toy.
18:44.996 --> 18:47.965
Of course it's a toy.
They sell it at toy stores.
18:47.967 --> 18:49.966
My uncle flew a drone
for the Army,
18:49.968 --> 18:52.969
and now he yells in his sleep
and has crazy diarrhea.
18:52.971 --> 18:55.205
It's messed up that he even
keeps it in the house.
18:55.207 --> 18:57.374
You have to walk by it
every day.
18:57.376 --> 18:58.708
- He's torturing you.
- It's true.
18:58.710 --> 19:01.011
It's like when your cousin
walks around in a bikini
19:01.013 --> 19:02.378
and she taunts you.
19:02.380 --> 19:04.113
If he finds out,
you'll be grounded.
19:04.115 --> 19:06.015
You won't be able
to go to Soren's.
19:06.017 --> 19:08.452
And even worse, you'll lose
your father's trust.
19:08.454 --> 19:10.186
It's true, too.
19:10.188 --> 19:12.089
She'll love you
for who you are.
19:12.091 --> 19:14.724
Yeah, a shitty kisser.
Remember the porn from earlier?
19:14.726 --> 19:16.292
That guy didn't even know
how to kiss.
19:16.294 --> 19:17.627
He was just licking
that woman's asshole.
19:17.629 --> 19:20.363
- You want to kiss an asshole, Max?
- No.
19:20.365 --> 19:22.331
Max, don't listen to him.
He just wants to go
19:22.333 --> 19:24.734
because he's obsessed
with popular boys.
19:24.736 --> 19:27.137
Believe me, Max.
You don't want to go to Soren's
19:27.139 --> 19:29.539
not knowing how to kiss.
19:34.446 --> 19:36.780
So, tomorrow,
after you get some girl time,
19:36.782 --> 19:39.483
why don't you come over
for some man time?
19:39.485 --> 19:41.784
No, I told you I'm hanging out
with Lily this weekend.
19:41.786 --> 19:43.653
Yeah, it's just...
you know, it's hard
19:43.655 --> 19:46.455
for me not to see you,
'cause you're my best friend.
19:46.457 --> 19:48.792
- But Lily's my best friend.
- Yeah, I get it.
19:48.794 --> 19:50.226
Totally, totally get it.
19:50.228 --> 19:52.428
Yeah.
19:52.430 --> 19:55.331
I'll probably just hang out
with my ex, Margaret.
19:55.333 --> 19:57.333
Are you trying
to make me jealous?
19:57.335 --> 19:59.535
Uh, no.
Why? Are you jealous?
20:01.372 --> 20:03.473
Yeah, this isn't working out.
20:03.475 --> 20:05.742
I know. You're not hot enough
to be acting like this,
20:05.744 --> 20:07.476
so the next time
that you're wondering
20:07.478 --> 20:09.646
where all the nice guys went,
just remember
20:09.648 --> 20:12.051
that you let one walk
right out the door.
20:14.686 --> 20:16.552
What?
20:16.554 --> 20:18.054
I didn't say anything.
20:18.056 --> 20:19.558
I never want to see you again.
20:22.828 --> 20:24.464
Are you okay?
20:27.466 --> 20:28.799
Wait, where'd the guy go?
20:28.801 --> 20:31.100
Who cares?
The girls just hugged.
20:31.102 --> 20:33.102
They are definitely gonna kiss.
20:33.104 --> 20:34.404
We might need to get closer.
20:34.406 --> 20:37.073
Do you hear that?
20:37.075 --> 20:39.408
What is that?
20:39.410 --> 20:41.177
It's fucking spying on us.
20:41.179 --> 20:43.647
- All right, it's my turn to fly.
- Give it!
20:43.649 --> 20:45.251
- I just want to buzz 'em.
- No!
20:46.251 --> 20:47.818
Hey, you're gonna break it.
20:47.820 --> 20:50.253
You want it? Fine!
20:50.255 --> 20:51.253
Shit!
20:55.561 --> 20:56.859
Ha!
20:56.861 --> 20:58.861
No!
20:58.863 --> 21:02.365
- Shit! What the hell, Thor?
- That was both of our faults.
21:02.367 --> 21:04.137
Well, Dad's gonna kill me.
What do I do now?
21:06.604 --> 21:07.771
- Whoa!
- What the hell?!
21:07.773 --> 21:09.238
- We say there was a break-in.
- What...?
21:09.240 --> 21:11.241
They trashed the place
and took the drone.
21:11.243 --> 21:13.642
That's the most stupid
fucking idea I've ever heard!
21:13.644 --> 21:15.311
Guys, guys.
21:15.313 --> 21:17.214
All we have to do
is just go over there
21:17.216 --> 21:19.349
and tell the truth,
then God will be on our side.
21:25.290 --> 21:28.224
Hey. Can I help you?
21:28.226 --> 21:29.725
Uh, I hope so, madam.
21:29.727 --> 21:32.462
We were using our drone
to follow a family of turtles,
21:32.464 --> 21:34.531
and we thought it might have
crashed in your backyard.
21:34.533 --> 21:36.302
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here.
Come on in.
21:42.341 --> 21:44.474
- So, you guys like turtles?
- Yeah.
21:44.476 --> 21:47.276
- That's awesome.
- Time's up, motherfuckers.
21:47.278 --> 21:48.512
Shit! It's a trap.
21:48.514 --> 21:50.546
You think I give a fuck
about turtles?
21:50.548 --> 21:52.682
We're sorry. We just wanted
to learn how to kiss.
21:52.684 --> 21:54.251
Lucas, it's none
of their business.
21:54.253 --> 21:55.752
We should have just
told the truth.
21:55.754 --> 21:57.521
We're going to a kissing party,
21:57.523 --> 21:59.622
and none of us have
ever kissed, and we're scared.
21:59.624 --> 22:01.291
Goddamn it, Lucas.
22:01.293 --> 22:04.761
I've had sex before,
but I've never kissed a girl.
22:04.763 --> 22:07.429
Just go online and type in
"how to kiss."
22:07.431 --> 22:08.732
That's what everyone does.
22:08.734 --> 22:11.201
Oh.
22:11.203 --> 22:12.903
It's very easy.
22:12.905 --> 22:14.704
Look, can we please
have the drone back?
22:14.706 --> 22:16.372
It's a BD Rolling Thunder.
It's my dad's.
22:16.374 --> 22:18.507
He needs it for work.
Can I please have it back?
22:18.509 --> 22:20.443
- I really need it. Please.
- I don't think so.
22:20.445 --> 22:23.446
If you don't give it back,
I'll tell my dad you stole it.
22:23.448 --> 22:25.447
And I'll tell him
that you're a pervert.
22:25.449 --> 22:26.483
We'll tell the whole school.
22:26.485 --> 22:28.484
This is sensual harassment.
22:28.486 --> 22:30.520
We'll tell everyone
that you're a misogynist.
22:30.522 --> 22:33.490
I never massaged anyone.
22:33.492 --> 22:36.525
This is what happens
when you don't respect women.
22:36.527 --> 22:38.962
I respect women.
My mom's my best friend.
22:38.964 --> 22:40.830
What about me?
22:40.832 --> 22:43.500
Oh, God, I'm so fucked.
22:43.502 --> 22:45.368
My dad's gonna kill me.
22:45.370 --> 22:48.237
You had to snoop on them.
You're such a feminist.
22:48.239 --> 22:50.840
I'm-I'm not a feminist.
I love women.
22:50.842 --> 22:53.243
And my parents are definitely
gonna call your guys' parents.
22:53.245 --> 22:54.644
We're all gonna get grounded.
22:54.646 --> 22:56.446
Forget Soren's party.
We're fucked.
22:56.448 --> 22:59.416
Why are you smiling?
This is actually your fault.
22:59.418 --> 23:01.786
This is leverage.
23:06.225 --> 23:07.523
Oh.
23:07.525 --> 23:09.326
Bingo.
23:09.328 --> 23:11.594
- What is it?
- I have no idea.
23:11.596 --> 23:12.928
That's a tampon.
23:12.930 --> 23:14.965
- What's it for?
- Girls shove it
23:14.967 --> 23:16.933
up their buttholes
to stop babies from coming out.
23:16.935 --> 23:18.601
An eighth-grader told me that.
23:18.603 --> 23:21.606
The human body
is truly a mystery.
23:23.007 --> 23:24.742
Can't believe
they still eat chewables.
23:25.774 --> 23:26.542
The gummies are so much better.
23:26.544 --> 23:28.878
I like the chewables.
I want one.
23:41.426 --> 23:43.260
Fucking childproof bullshit!
23:43.262 --> 23:45.861
Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
23:54.305 --> 23:55.437
It's the girls.
23:56.641 --> 23:58.274
Hello?
23:58.276 --> 24:01.378
You took my bag.
It has my license, my phone.
24:01.380 --> 24:02.745
Bring it back right now.
24:02.747 --> 24:04.880
Fuck that noise.
I want my drone back.
24:04.882 --> 24:07.384
I got this.
I got this, I got this.
24:07.386 --> 24:09.452
What did you
just say, you little bitch?
24:09.454 --> 24:12.355
I'll take a shit
down your throat.
24:12.357 --> 24:14.523
Why are you talking like that?
24:14.525 --> 24:16.025
Hannah, I have
a little brother.
24:16.027 --> 24:18.895
- You're supposed to scare them.
- Well, you scared me.
24:18.897 --> 24:21.497
Listen, we-we were just trying
to teach you a lesson.
24:21.499 --> 24:24.067
I promise you we were gonna
give the drone back.
24:24.069 --> 24:26.035
No way.
They could trick us again.
24:26.037 --> 24:27.904
Or overpower us.
24:27.906 --> 24:30.740
Oh, my God.
What if they take the Molly?
24:30.742 --> 24:33.342
Then we wouldn't be able
to take it.
24:33.344 --> 24:34.644
No, they're children.
They would die.
24:36.848 --> 24:38.580
This is Max from earlier.
24:38.582 --> 24:41.051
Meet us at the playground
across from John Adams
24:41.053 --> 24:43.552
tomorrow at 7:40 a.m.
24:43.554 --> 24:46.926
Bring the drone, and don't
fuck with the Bean Bag Boys.
24:48.326 --> 24:50.560
- That was tough.
- Very tough.
24:50.562 --> 24:52.428
I kind of got a boner
talking to those girls.
24:52.430 --> 24:53.629
We're still on the phone.
24:53.631 --> 24:55.898
- Shit! Fuck, fuck.
- What the shit?!
24:58.570 --> 25:02.105
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
25:02.107 --> 25:05.611
11, 12, 13, 14, 15...
25:17.621 --> 25:19.557
Ow.
25:25.730 --> 25:27.464
Don't come any closer.
25:27.466 --> 25:30.132
- Why?
- 'Cause you could overpower us.
25:30.134 --> 25:32.135
So, put the drone
25:32.137 --> 25:34.704
on the slide, and count back
from a hundred,
25:34.706 --> 25:36.473
and close your eyes.
25:36.475 --> 25:38.073
And don't try anything funny.
25:38.075 --> 25:39.708
There are witnesses.
25:39.710 --> 25:42.111
Okay, we have a long drive
ahead of us,
25:42.113 --> 25:44.580
so give us the bag
or I will hurt you.
25:44.582 --> 25:45.715
Do not test me.
25:45.717 --> 25:47.817
Threats will get you nowhere,
peasant.
25:47.819 --> 25:49.386
Just give us the fucking Molly!
25:49.388 --> 25:52.955
Okay. Who's Molly?
'Cause she's not with us.
25:52.957 --> 25:54.690
Guys.
25:54.692 --> 25:58.727
Molly is a sex drug.
Dateline did an exposé on it.
25:58.729 --> 26:02.599
You had us bring drugs
to a fucking playground?!
26:02.601 --> 26:04.634
There are children here!
26:04.636 --> 26:06.735
- Shit.
- It's okay.
26:06.737 --> 26:08.036
I know what to do.
26:08.038 --> 26:10.106
We're making
a citizen's arrest!
26:10.108 --> 26:11.640
You're both under arrest!
26:11.642 --> 26:12.942
- Get on the ground!
- Sweet Jesus.
26:12.944 --> 26:14.444
- Up, up, up!
- Stay still!
26:14.446 --> 26:16.178
- Hands up! Hands up!
- Stay still!
26:16.180 --> 26:19.549
Get down now!
Get down now!
26:19.551 --> 26:21.117
Did you just reload
your fake gun?
26:21.119 --> 26:22.619
- Are you mocking me?
- Put your hands up!
26:22.621 --> 26:23.786
Are you mocking me?!
26:23.788 --> 26:25.487
Anything will be used
against you
26:25.489 --> 26:27.490
- that you say.
- In court.
26:27.492 --> 26:28.957
You know, you're the one
holding drugs,
26:28.959 --> 26:31.427
so why don't I do
a citizen's arrest on you?
26:31.429 --> 26:32.861
Fuck.
26:32.863 --> 26:34.664
Time-out, crackheads.
26:34.666 --> 26:36.198
Oh, my God.
26:36.200 --> 26:39.869
Deal's off. We can't let them
put drugs back on the street.
26:39.871 --> 26:41.771
Look at those dirty
fucking junkies.
26:41.773 --> 26:43.572
Their lives are already ruined.
26:43.574 --> 26:45.742
Let's just give them the drugs
and get the drone.
26:45.744 --> 26:48.878
Maybe there's a way we can
26:48.880 --> 26:51.548
protect our community
and get the drone back.
26:51.550 --> 26:53.515
Stall them.
26:53.517 --> 26:57.520
So, what do you plan to do
with those drugs, huh?
26:57.522 --> 26:59.555
Take 'em and feel amazing.
26:59.557 --> 27:01.757
They're addicts.
27:01.759 --> 27:03.091
Yeah.
27:03.093 --> 27:05.895
So, you been drugging
your whole life?
27:05.897 --> 27:07.930
- Uh-huh.
- E'r'day.
27:07.932 --> 27:09.131
Oh. Nice.
27:09.133 --> 27:10.766
What's he doing? Hey.
27:13.071 --> 27:15.038
- Yes! Yes!
- It's working!
27:15.040 --> 27:16.005
- It's working!
- Yes!
27:16.007 --> 27:18.608
Fly it to the school!
27:18.610 --> 27:20.176
You're heading for the trees! Watch out!
27:20.178 --> 27:21.880
We're gonna make it!
We're gonna make it!
27:26.051 --> 27:27.720
Fuck!
27:32.923 --> 27:34.957
Those girls are lucky
I didn't kick their asses.
27:34.959 --> 27:37.593
Oh, no! They found us!
27:37.595 --> 27:40.096
- Oh, shit.
- They're on school property.
27:40.098 --> 27:42.168
They don't care.
They're tweaking.
27:44.503 --> 27:46.569
You know who we need?
27:46.571 --> 27:47.870
- No, don't say it.
- We'll look like losers.
27:47.872 --> 27:49.872
- Don't say it. Don't say it.
- SCAB!
27:49.874 --> 27:51.107
- Shut up.
- SCAB!
27:51.109 --> 27:52.809
- Shut up. Zip it.
- Lucas, shut up.
27:52.811 --> 27:54.610
- SCAB!
- What is that?
27:54.612 --> 27:56.044
There's three boys in danger!
27:56.046 --> 27:58.881
We're scared!
SCAB, help us!
27:58.883 --> 28:00.884
We're okay.
28:00.886 --> 28:02.551
- We're not scared. We're... we're fine.
- Lucas, shut up.
28:02.553 --> 28:04.153
Just walking into school.
28:04.155 --> 28:05.053
- Average day.
- Jesus Christ.
28:05.055 --> 28:06.222
Bullying is wack.
28:06.224 --> 28:08.558
Get on the right track.
28:08.560 --> 28:10.092
Bullying is wack.
28:10.094 --> 28:12.829
Get on the right track.
28:12.831 --> 28:15.865
Bullying is wack.
28:15.867 --> 28:18.734
Get on the right track.
28:18.736 --> 28:21.140
Bullying is wack.
28:26.244 --> 28:28.878
When you attack one of us,
28:28.880 --> 28:30.612
you attack all of us.
28:30.614 --> 28:32.215
Your weakness
gives us strength.
28:32.217 --> 28:34.984
- Well, those kids stole my bag.
- Not today, bully!
28:34.986 --> 28:37.719
Not today.
28:37.721 --> 28:39.187
- What the fuck?
- Bullying is wack.
28:39.189 --> 28:41.590
Get on the right track.
28:41.592 --> 28:43.158
This is the best day
of my life.
28:43.160 --> 28:44.593
Get on the right track.
28:44.595 --> 28:46.931
Don't worry,
we'll find them later.
28:50.834 --> 28:52.834
SCAB just tagged us
on Instagram.
28:52.836 --> 28:55.204
First Sippy Cup, and now this?
28:55.206 --> 28:58.006
I'm two weeks into sixth grade,
I'm already a social piranha.
28:58.008 --> 29:00.275
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.
29:00.277 --> 29:02.779
If we don't get a new drone
by then, I'm grounded.
29:02.781 --> 29:05.013
Which means we're all grounded,
which means no party,
29:05.015 --> 29:06.715
which means no Brixlee.
29:06.717 --> 29:09.118
- Sippy Cup for life.
- No Brixlee,
29:09.120 --> 29:11.286
no friends, no hope,
29:11.288 --> 29:14.624
parents fighting,
trapped in our rooms,
29:14.626 --> 29:17.859
all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
29:17.861 --> 29:21.166
So, Max, what are we gonna do?
29:23.301 --> 29:25.834
We're gonna ditch school
and get a new drone.
29:25.836 --> 29:27.971
Stop thinking with
your big old dick, Max.
29:27.973 --> 29:29.973
That could go on
our permanent record.
29:29.975 --> 29:32.942
Max's big old dick is pointing
us in the right direction.
29:32.944 --> 29:35.978
Thank you. If anyone else
kisses Brixlee, I'll die.
29:35.980 --> 29:37.914
Wait, what?
Here's the plan.
29:37.916 --> 29:39.014
I'm gonna bring a beer
to Soren's,
29:39.016 --> 29:41.016
and I'm gonna sip that beer
so everyone will know...
29:41.018 --> 29:43.653
That you're an alcoholic.
29:43.655 --> 29:44.887
- That would be great.
- Guys.
29:44.889 --> 29:46.656
The only place around here
that has one
29:46.658 --> 29:47.790
is at North Point Galleria.
29:47.792 --> 29:49.224
That's four miles away.
29:49.226 --> 29:53.161
Four miles? How the fuck
are we getting four miles?
29:53.163 --> 29:54.830
- You have Uber.
- No, it goes directly
29:54.832 --> 29:56.799
to my mom's phone.
She'll know.
29:56.801 --> 29:58.400
Then we bike.
29:58.402 --> 30:01.272
Where are you even gonna get
the money for a new drone?
30:02.740 --> 30:05.308
- What?
- You know.
30:05.310 --> 30:08.677
Our Turzan of Uzkara card?
No way!
30:08.679 --> 30:12.048
You said everyone wants
to buy it.
30:12.050 --> 30:13.916
- We got it together.
- And we're gonna
30:13.918 --> 30:15.685
sell it together, as friends.
30:15.687 --> 30:16.918
Come on, Lucas.
30:16.920 --> 30:18.289
Bean Bag Boys
do everything together.
30:19.923 --> 30:21.724
Okay.
30:21.726 --> 30:23.426
Guess that makes sense.
30:23.428 --> 30:24.293
- Yes!
- Yes!
30:24.295 --> 30:27.362
- Lucas! Bean Bag Boys for life.
- Yeah!
30:27.364 --> 30:29.233
We're being so bad.
30:30.869 --> 30:33.069
♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪
30:33.071 --> 30:35.303
♪ We're bad,
we're so bad ♪
30:35.305 --> 30:37.742
♪ We're bad, we're so bad. ♪
30:52.690 --> 30:54.823
I need to get rid
of these drugs.
30:54.825 --> 30:57.326
- What are you doing?!
- Getting rid of the drugs!
30:57.328 --> 31:00.096
I'm just gonna throw them
in the stream.
31:00.098 --> 31:01.930
It can contaminate the water.
31:01.932 --> 31:03.366
Well, then we can throw it
in the forest.
31:03.368 --> 31:04.501
It's a sex drug.
31:04.503 --> 31:07.203
What if a fox eats it
and tries to fuck a squirrel?
31:07.205 --> 31:08.705
It'll kill him.
31:08.707 --> 31:10.305
Well, then how do we
get rid of drugs?
31:10.307 --> 31:12.407
The same way
we get rid of a baby.
31:12.409 --> 31:13.709
- Abortion?
- Adoption?
31:13.711 --> 31:14.910
No.
31:14.912 --> 31:17.413
We drop it off at the firehouse
on our way up to the mall.
31:17.415 --> 31:20.148
That's a really good idea.
31:20.150 --> 31:22.984
Ah. I just got a bite
on our card.
31:22.986 --> 31:24.721
Nice. Give 'em my address.
31:24.723 --> 31:26.822
My parents aren't home,
and I have the best snacks.
31:26.824 --> 31:29.358
PeterPan69 is gonna be here
31:29.360 --> 31:31.293
in five minutes
to buy the card.
31:31.295 --> 31:32.762
Well, let's get ready.
31:32.764 --> 31:34.097
I found all of these weapons
31:34.099 --> 31:35.868
in the back
of my parents' closet.
31:40.037 --> 31:42.237
I still don't get
why we need weapons.
31:42.239 --> 31:43.773
He could be a pedophile.
31:43.775 --> 31:45.041
He can't molest
all three of us.
31:45.043 --> 31:47.045
All he needs is one.
31:51.015 --> 31:53.182
"An-al beads"?
31:53.184 --> 31:55.984
Aka nunchucks, motherfucker.
31:55.986 --> 31:57.219
Ooh.
31:57.221 --> 31:59.856
- Yeah!
- It's not a toy.
32:01.191 --> 32:03.826
Oh, shoot.
32:03.828 --> 32:06.061
They smell like shit.
32:13.505 --> 32:16.539
Hello.
Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.
32:16.541 --> 32:19.175
- That's me.
- I'm Claude.
32:19.177 --> 32:20.243
Hey.
32:20.245 --> 32:22.811
That's my mom back there.
32:22.813 --> 32:24.382
Hi-ya!
32:26.150 --> 32:27.984
Let's cut the shit.
Are you a pedophile?
32:27.986 --> 32:29.417
What? No.
32:29.419 --> 32:31.020
Lucas, if you were a pedophile
32:31.022 --> 32:32.554
standing in front
of three single boys,
32:32.556 --> 32:35.057
- would you admit it?
- Probably not.
32:35.059 --> 32:36.292
Then why would he?
32:36.294 --> 32:37.859
Oh, come on.
32:37.861 --> 32:39.494
Do I look like a pedophile?
32:39.496 --> 32:40.897
- Sure do.
- Yes, absolutely. - 1,000%.
32:40.899 --> 32:42.497
That's not fair.
32:42.499 --> 32:45.301
You look more like a pedophile
than anyone I've ever seen.
32:45.303 --> 32:48.937
Look, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm a cool guy.
32:48.939 --> 32:52.274
Fine. You can come in,
but please take your shoes off.
32:52.276 --> 32:54.377
You know, I've searched
the world for this.
32:54.379 --> 32:56.411
Why are you bringing
the paintball gun?
32:56.413 --> 32:58.848
In case anyone fucks with us.
32:58.850 --> 33:00.949
This card is exquisite.
33:00.951 --> 33:03.151
- How'd you get it?
- The summer I moved here,
33:03.153 --> 33:06.254
me, Max and Thor started
a dog-washing business.
33:06.256 --> 33:08.357
We earned eight bucks,
and we used the money
33:08.359 --> 33:10.926
to buy an Ascension pack,
and this card was in it.
33:10.928 --> 33:12.461
Well, you got very lucky.
33:12.463 --> 33:14.563
The real luck
was meeting Max and Thor.
33:14.565 --> 33:15.997
Fascinating.
33:15.999 --> 33:17.265
We started calling ourself
the Bean Bag Boys.
33:17.267 --> 33:20.369
- You know why?
- Because you had some beanbags?
33:20.371 --> 33:22.972
- That's right.
- Yeah. Genius.
33:22.974 --> 33:24.307
You got yourself a deal.
33:27.044 --> 33:29.212
Let's go.
Let's make it happen.
33:31.448 --> 33:34.349
No, I can't do this.
33:34.351 --> 33:35.551
Sorry.
33:35.553 --> 33:37.853
Lucas, get your butt
over here right now.
33:37.855 --> 33:40.488
Excuse me, is this how all
12-year-olds conduct business?
33:40.490 --> 33:41.858
What the hell just happened?
33:41.860 --> 33:43.391
I thought you were cool
with this.
33:43.393 --> 33:46.161
You said we wouldn't do this
if one of us wasn't on board.
33:46.163 --> 33:48.496
- I'm not on board.
- Why do you care so much?
33:48.498 --> 33:49.965
Why don't you care?
33:49.967 --> 33:51.500
This card has
a lot of memories,
33:51.502 --> 33:53.269
and you're just gonna
throw it all away
33:53.271 --> 33:55.170
because you want to kiss
some basic girl?
33:55.172 --> 33:56.472
Savage.
33:56.474 --> 33:58.006
Brixlee isn't just some girl.
33:58.008 --> 33:59.609
We're probably
gonna get married.
33:59.611 --> 34:02.177
Every marriage ends in divorce.
34:02.179 --> 34:05.080
Lucas, you're outvoted.
34:05.082 --> 34:07.215
Listen, I can tell
you're lashing out with anger,
34:07.217 --> 34:09.151
but Brixlee is probably
the love of my life.
34:09.153 --> 34:12.988
Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get
a glass of water, please?
34:12.990 --> 34:14.293
Hello?
34:17.628 --> 34:20.329
Hey, guys?
34:20.331 --> 34:22.497
Hmm.
34:22.499 --> 34:24.300
Yeah.
34:24.302 --> 34:26.167
What can you tell me
about her backstory?
34:26.169 --> 34:27.303
Where is she supposed
to be from?
34:27.305 --> 34:28.336
She seems quite exotic.
34:28.338 --> 34:30.939
Okay, listen carefully,
34:30.941 --> 34:32.675
'cause I'll make this offer
only once.
34:32.677 --> 34:35.044
400 bucks to take her
off your hands.
34:35.046 --> 34:38.113
No. We need 550, U.S.
34:38.115 --> 34:39.682
Fuck off. What?
34:39.684 --> 34:41.684
That's my entire allowance.
34:41.686 --> 34:44.287
Listen, Claude,
let's just cut the bullshit.
34:44.289 --> 34:47.455
I'm the son of a businesswoman,
and I think we both know,
34:47.457 --> 34:49.457
if you didn't want
to buy the doll,
34:49.459 --> 34:51.193
you would've left already.
34:51.195 --> 34:54.129
Stop treating us like kids.
We know how things work.
34:54.131 --> 34:57.600
So, do you want to buy
the CPR doll or not?
35:01.305 --> 35:04.439
Fools.
I'd have paid a thousand.
35:04.441 --> 35:07.209
Anyone else feel like
he's gonna fuck that doll?
35:07.211 --> 35:10.012
♪ We got bottles in the house,
call it cabaret ♪
35:10.014 --> 35:12.615
♪ So pour me up another glass of the champagne ♪
35:12.617 --> 35:14.649
♪ I'm feeling right
with my ice and chains ♪
35:14.651 --> 35:18.053
♪ Counting all these stacks
'cause we run this game ♪
35:18.055 --> 35:20.323
♪ So hot that I can feel the fever ♪
35:20.325 --> 35:22.591
♪ Never knew that money would make you a believer ♪
35:22.593 --> 35:24.459
♪ Politickin', but we ain't
no politicians... ♪
35:26.363 --> 35:27.997
Yee-haw!
35:27.999 --> 35:29.432
♪ We got bottles
in the house... ♪
35:29.434 --> 35:30.966
We should hydrate.
35:30.968 --> 35:32.501
We've been biking for
almost 14 minutes straight.
35:32.503 --> 35:34.537
I don't think I've ever been
this far from home.
35:34.539 --> 35:37.405
I think I did a production
of Cats around here.
35:37.407 --> 35:39.577
You're really not
gonna sing anymore?
35:40.744 --> 35:42.510
Yeah.
I've never been happier.
35:45.682 --> 35:47.649
- Just give us the drugs.
- Fuck.
35:47.651 --> 35:49.617
- How'd you find us?
- Her phone.
35:49.619 --> 35:51.120
They tracked us.
35:51.122 --> 35:53.289
We're not giving you
these drugs.
35:53.291 --> 35:55.390
We're giving them
to firefighters.
35:55.392 --> 35:57.392
Get help.
35:57.394 --> 35:59.327
- Go!
- We're in a car, dipshits.
35:59.329 --> 36:00.629
You're not gonna outrun us.
36:00.631 --> 36:02.401
Not on my fast bike, nerds.
36:05.168 --> 36:07.269
♪ I don't live in my fears... ♪
36:07.271 --> 36:10.638
Good luck getting your car
in here, losers!
36:10.640 --> 36:12.140
Shit.
36:12.142 --> 36:13.709
♪ I don't care if you care ♪
36:13.711 --> 36:15.443
♪ I just know it ain't fair ♪
36:15.445 --> 36:17.546
♪ Ain't no time to prepare ♪
36:17.548 --> 36:19.280
♪ Life is just a nightmare,
Push ♪
36:19.282 --> 36:20.615
Where are you going?
36:20.617 --> 36:23.218
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide, Push ♪
36:23.220 --> 36:26.187
♪ You can run, but
you can't hide, Push ♪
36:26.189 --> 36:29.758
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide, Push ♪
36:29.760 --> 36:31.593
♪ You can run, but
you can't hide ♪
36:39.503 --> 36:41.472
Hey.
36:42.572 --> 36:44.542
♪ Yellow motherfucking Claw ♪
36:49.046 --> 36:51.646
♪ You can run,
but you can't hide... ♪
36:51.648 --> 36:54.182
You're not getting
these drugs back!
36:54.184 --> 36:57.255
Just give her the sex drugs!
36:58.756 --> 37:00.555
Peel off!
37:00.557 --> 37:02.057
I won't let you
destroy your li...
37:07.764 --> 37:09.765
Are you okay?
37:09.767 --> 37:11.200
- Are you okay?
- Lucas, are you okay?
37:11.202 --> 37:12.834
- What the hell happened?
- We were running away
37:12.836 --> 37:14.403
from our babysitter
'cause she was trying
37:14.405 --> 37:16.171
- to touch our penises.
- What? That is not true.
37:16.173 --> 37:17.506
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
- I wasn't.
37:17.508 --> 37:19.111
- Yeah, you were.
- I wasn't...
37:20.410 --> 37:23.079
- Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
- What happened?
37:23.081 --> 37:24.312
Go, go!
37:24.314 --> 37:26.715
Lucas, are you okay?
37:26.717 --> 37:29.318
I-I think I'm fine.
37:29.320 --> 37:31.820
- - Your arm.
- Oh, hell no.
37:35.760 --> 37:36.591
Yo, I'm-a call 911.
37:36.593 --> 37:37.792
- Help! Help!
- No, no, no. It's okay.
37:37.794 --> 37:38.727
This happens all the time.
37:38.729 --> 37:40.229
Come on, we got to go.
We got to go. Go.
37:40.231 --> 37:42.097
- Help! Ow!
- We got... Come on.
37:42.099 --> 37:44.200
I'll get the bikes.
37:45.570 --> 37:48.137
Okay. I threw their phone
in a prickle bush.
37:48.139 --> 37:49.704
So they can't track us anymore.
37:49.706 --> 37:51.307
Oh, the pain!
37:51.309 --> 37:52.608
Lucas, you have to be quiet.
37:52.610 --> 37:55.176
Okay, do we have any ice?
37:55.178 --> 37:56.412
No, we're in a fucking alley.
37:56.414 --> 37:58.780
What about pain medication?
37:58.782 --> 38:01.216
- We have the Molly we can give him.
- No!
38:01.218 --> 38:02.785
Yeah, he's probably just gonna
try and have sex with us.
38:02.787 --> 38:04.120
Call an ambulance!
38:04.122 --> 38:06.421
- Mission's over!
- We'll get busted.
38:06.423 --> 38:08.858
- Plus, do you even have insurance?
- I don't know.
38:08.860 --> 38:10.593
- Do you?
- I don't know.
38:10.595 --> 38:12.595
- I think I only have a deductible.
- It's all right.
38:12.597 --> 38:14.597
This happens to MMA fighters
all the time.
38:14.599 --> 38:16.798
We just got to ram your arm
into something very hard
38:16.800 --> 38:18.503
so it pops back in place.
38:21.271 --> 38:23.539
Fine! Fuck it!
Let's just get this over with.
38:23.541 --> 38:24.673
Ow!
38:24.675 --> 38:27.475
- Come on.
- Easy. All right.
38:27.477 --> 38:29.845
One, two, three.
38:37.155 --> 38:39.220
Wrong arm!
38:39.222 --> 38:41.222
- Okay, new site, new site.
- Okay.
38:41.224 --> 38:43.559
Okay, lie down on your back
and give me your arm.
38:43.561 --> 38:45.660
Come on.
38:45.662 --> 38:48.564
All right. It says
this next part's gonna hurt,
38:48.566 --> 38:50.733
that you should bite down
on something hard.
38:50.735 --> 38:52.336
I know.
38:55.506 --> 38:57.606
Open. There you go.
38:57.608 --> 38:59.408
Okay.
38:59.410 --> 39:01.410
- On three.
- One,
39:01.412 --> 39:03.312
two, three.
39:03.314 --> 39:04.479
- Just got a text from Taylor.
- What'd she say?
39:04.481 --> 39:06.582
She wants to know
why you aren't in school
39:06.584 --> 39:08.350
and if you're coming
to the party tonight.
39:08.352 --> 39:09.651
Just write...
39:09.653 --> 39:10.818
Okay, sorry.
One, two, three!
39:12.657 --> 39:14.490
Oh!
39:14.492 --> 39:15.557
Let me help, let me help.
39:15.559 --> 39:16.791
- Focus! On three.
- One!
39:16.793 --> 39:18.727
Two! Three!
39:21.831 --> 39:24.200
Hmm?
39:24.202 --> 39:28.607
Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work.
39:30.874 --> 39:32.975
You're gonna be good, man.
39:32.977 --> 39:35.577
No.
39:35.579 --> 39:37.345
I'm really not.
39:37.347 --> 39:40.317
My parents are getting
a divorce.
39:42.352 --> 39:43.686
What'd you do?
39:43.688 --> 39:45.820
- Thor!
- What?
39:45.822 --> 39:47.789
Sorry.
39:51.428 --> 39:53.365
My dad's moving out.
39:54.798 --> 39:57.733
Whatever happens
between your parents,
39:57.735 --> 39:59.905
you always got
the Bean Bag Boys.
40:01.872 --> 40:04.472
We'll never split up.
Bean Bag Boys for life.
40:04.474 --> 40:06.441
You promise?
40:06.443 --> 40:07.475
- Promise.
- Promise.
40:07.477 --> 40:09.544
Come on.
40:09.546 --> 40:11.713
Let's get you some
Children's Tylenol.
40:20.624 --> 40:23.492
- Want some help, buddy?
- No, I got it.
40:23.494 --> 40:25.727
Okay, just do it.
40:31.602 --> 40:33.936
- Hey, Miles.
- Hey, man.
40:33.938 --> 40:35.738
- Coming in or coming off?
- Just got off a triple.
40:35.740 --> 40:37.740
Man, I don't care
if I get mugged.
40:37.742 --> 40:39.910
I'm not typing up
any more paperwork today.
40:40.945 --> 40:42.247
Cop.
40:45.682 --> 40:47.483
Shit.
We have D-R-U-G-S on us.
40:47.485 --> 40:49.684
He knows how to spell.
Just act normal.
40:49.686 --> 40:52.287
- Pretend to talk.
- About what?
40:52.289 --> 40:53.955
Just be normal.
40:53.957 --> 40:56.892
What do you think
about politics?
40:56.894 --> 40:58.763
It's a complicated issue.
41:00.064 --> 41:01.796
This cop's acting weird.
41:01.798 --> 41:03.666
He's eye-fucking us.
41:03.668 --> 41:05.033
Just act normal.
Just laugh.
41:05.035 --> 41:06.901
We're just
two cool guys laughing.
41:12.677 --> 41:14.309
We skipped school.
41:14.311 --> 41:15.477
Lucas!
41:16.747 --> 41:18.347
Are we in trouble?
41:18.349 --> 41:20.948
Yeah, well, usually,
I'd call this in,
41:20.950 --> 41:23.352
but because you were
honest with me,
41:23.354 --> 41:24.753
I'm gonna let you slide,
all right?
41:24.755 --> 41:26.655
Just promise
not to do it again, okay?
41:26.657 --> 41:28.457
We promise.
Thank you, sir.
41:28.459 --> 41:29.291
All right.
41:29.293 --> 41:31.026
That was a close one.
41:31.028 --> 41:32.995
Wait, where's Thor?
41:35.999 --> 41:37.832
♪ I'm not the madder,
the baddest ♪
41:37.834 --> 41:39.468
♪ The hardest or the tallest ♪
41:39.470 --> 41:41.070
♪ But I say what I mean
and I walk it like I talk it ♪
41:41.072 --> 41:44.405
♪ Don't make me get started,
ain't nobody ballin', see ♪
41:44.407 --> 41:46.908
♪ We keep getting up, it don't
matter that you're falling ♪
41:46.910 --> 41:48.676
♪ No time for stalling... ♪
41:48.678 --> 41:50.345
Hold it.
41:50.347 --> 41:51.615
Come here.
41:52.983 --> 41:54.816
What do you have in your pants?
41:54.818 --> 41:56.919
My penis.
41:56.921 --> 41:59.924
Pull it out.
42:00.957 --> 42:02.725
I also have a big dick.
42:02.727 --> 42:07.129
Put it back.
I'm being generous today.
42:07.131 --> 42:09.765
- We also have drugs.
- Dude! -
42:09.767 --> 42:12.667
- He was onto us.
- Okay, what do you have?
42:12.669 --> 42:14.970
Schedule I
controlled substance,
42:14.972 --> 42:16.908
with intent to distribute.
42:18.142 --> 42:19.975
Brother,
these are vitamins, okay?
42:19.977 --> 42:21.709
Children's vitamins, at that.
42:21.711 --> 42:23.379
- No, those are drugs.
- No, look.
42:23.381 --> 42:25.513
If that's drugs,
then this is drugs, too.
42:25.515 --> 42:27.582
- If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
- Lucas!
42:27.584 --> 42:29.417
Just leave me the fuck alone!
42:29.419 --> 42:31.086
I mean, sorry to fucking swear
at kids, but fuck.
42:31.088 --> 42:33.122
You know, I'm gonna arrest you
for fucking ruining my day.
42:33.124 --> 42:35.894
All right? I'll take them.
Let me go home!
42:40.131 --> 42:41.997
- He's calling for backup.
- What do we do?
42:41.999 --> 42:45.434
Hello. Listen.
I've decided I don't want kids.
42:45.436 --> 42:47.669
- What's up?
- The cop's eye-fucking us.
42:47.671 --> 42:50.539
We have to make a run for it.
I know what to do.
42:50.541 --> 42:52.173
Well, no, it's not
up for discu...
42:52.175 --> 42:53.941
Well, yeah, well, no, you may be detective,
42:53.943 --> 42:55.010
but in the marriage
we're equal.
42:55.012 --> 42:56.412
Wha...?
42:56.414 --> 42:57.716
Just hang up.
Who cares?
42:59.483 --> 43:01.716
This is free 'cause I'm a cop.
43:07.191 --> 43:09.524
♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag of dicks ♪
43:09.526 --> 43:11.760
♪ Put me to your lips,
I am sick ♪
43:11.762 --> 43:14.695
♪ I will punch a baby bear
in his shit, give me lip ♪
43:14.697 --> 43:17.633
♪ I'm-a send you to the yard,
get a stick, make a switch ♪
43:17.635 --> 43:19.501
♪ I can end the conversation
real quick... ♪
43:19.503 --> 43:20.903
What the fuck, Thor?
43:20.905 --> 43:22.671
You didn't even care
about my shoulder.
43:22.673 --> 43:25.640
- You just wanted a beer.
- I can care about two things.
43:25.642 --> 43:27.642
Yeah, you and your stupid beer!
43:27.644 --> 43:30.778
- Now we're fugitives!
- Why are you yelling at me?
43:30.780 --> 43:33.080
I just ran off
without my family's bikes.
43:33.082 --> 43:36.084
- Cycle Sundays are fucked!
- Guys, guys.
43:36.086 --> 43:37.553
The mall!
43:38.956 --> 43:40.988
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
- We made it!
43:40.990 --> 43:43.591
- Yes!
- Yes!
43:43.593 --> 43:45.160
Come on, come on, come on.
43:47.764 --> 43:49.967
- Oh, shit.
- Holy mother...
43:51.968 --> 43:53.468
Goddamn it!
43:53.470 --> 43:55.204
Great.
43:55.206 --> 43:58.106
Now we're trapped between
a highway and the authorities.
43:58.108 --> 43:59.908
Well, we wouldn't be
in this position right now
43:59.910 --> 44:01.075
if you weren't such a narc.
44:01.077 --> 44:03.678
Guys, the mall's right there.
44:03.680 --> 44:05.513
All we have to do
is cross the highway,
44:05.515 --> 44:07.015
and the cars
aren't even moving.
44:07.017 --> 44:11.119
Now, are we fifth-graders,
or are we sixth-graders?
44:17.660 --> 44:20.130
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody get choked, hey ♪
44:23.166 --> 44:25.867
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody get choked, hey. ♪
44:25.869 --> 44:28.003
Well, I'm going back
into the woods.
44:28.005 --> 44:29.905
I'll live off of rainwater
and squirrels.
44:29.907 --> 44:31.240
I don't give a fuck.
44:31.242 --> 44:33.075
Uh, no, you won't.
44:33.077 --> 44:34.510
- Oh, my gosh!
- No, no.
44:34.512 --> 44:35.947
It's-it's like
a parking lot, see?
44:37.113 --> 44:39.548
Wait!
You stole another beer?
44:39.550 --> 44:41.015
- What the fuck, Thor?
- Hey.
44:41.017 --> 44:42.651
You guys aren't the ones
who's gonna have
44:42.653 --> 44:44.586
"Sippy Cup"
on their goddamn tombstone!
44:44.588 --> 44:46.622
God.
Say it, don't spray it.
44:48.626 --> 44:50.791
Get off the freeway!
44:50.793 --> 44:51.926
Children crossing.
44:51.928 --> 44:53.662
- Please, children are crossing.
- Get off the road.
44:55.265 --> 44:58.166
- What are you guys doing? Get back to the side.
- Go!
44:58.168 --> 45:00.068
- Go, go, go, go. - Now.
- Fucking idiots!
45:00.070 --> 45:03.604
Wait. I got a message.
45:03.606 --> 45:04.939
Oh, it's from Taylor.
45:04.941 --> 45:06.675
She said Marcus is
coming to the party.
45:06.677 --> 45:08.042
He has a huge crush on Brixlee.
45:08.044 --> 45:10.044
She's definitely
gonna kiss him.
45:10.046 --> 45:12.580
- He's the nicest kid in our grade.
- Wait, wait.
45:12.582 --> 45:13.981
I'm the nicest kid
in our grade.
45:13.983 --> 45:18.086
It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.
45:18.088 --> 45:20.856
- I'm way nicer than Max.
- No, you're not!
45:20.858 --> 45:22.925
You made Ms. Willoughby cry
last year.
45:22.927 --> 45:25.026
Hey, she was already crying.
I just took her picture.
45:25.028 --> 45:26.928
Guys, guys! Look!
45:26.930 --> 45:28.265
- It started.
- Oh, shit.
45:29.599 --> 45:31.800
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck.
45:31.802 --> 45:33.200
- Let's go back!
- Let's go back!
45:34.204 --> 45:35.803
We're trapped.
45:35.805 --> 45:37.842
Let us out!
45:40.177 --> 45:42.811
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
45:42.813 --> 45:45.079
- No, we're not. We just need to time it, okay?
- Oh, fuck!
45:45.081 --> 45:46.247
- We just need to time it right.
- Shit!
45:46.249 --> 45:48.986
We can do this, guys.
We can do this!
45:50.653 --> 45:52.620
N-No!
45:53.990 --> 45:56.091
- Max, no!
- Are you batshit crazy?!
45:56.093 --> 45:58.327
What the fuck are you doing?!
45:59.796 --> 46:03.097
- Oh, shit. He made it.
- Oh!
46:03.099 --> 46:04.600
I did it!
46:04.602 --> 46:06.867
Lucas, Lucas,
look at me right now.
46:06.869 --> 46:08.070
I know you're scared.
46:08.072 --> 46:09.370
I'm not, at all...
46:09.372 --> 46:10.838
Shut up, Thor!
46:12.675 --> 46:15.276
- Lucas, fuck you! No!
- Shit! Shit!
46:15.278 --> 46:16.278
Lucas!
46:18.849 --> 46:21.048
No! Lucas!
46:21.050 --> 46:23.218
I'm not dead!
46:23.220 --> 46:25.620
- I'm not dead!
- All right.
46:25.622 --> 46:27.356
- You got it, man. Come on.
- Yes! Yes!
46:27.358 --> 46:29.624
- Fuck you!
- I love you, too.
46:29.626 --> 46:30.959
Now, come over here.
46:30.961 --> 46:32.126
I want my mom.
46:32.128 --> 46:33.695
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.
46:33.697 --> 46:35.696
I'm fine.
I'll just live here.
46:35.698 --> 46:37.064
- I-I'm good.
- Come on!
46:37.066 --> 46:39.166
- Come on!
- You got this!
46:39.168 --> 46:41.003
All right. Come on, Thor.
46:41.005 --> 46:43.771
You are not Sippy Cup.
You're a badass.
46:43.773 --> 46:46.073
Come on, come on!
46:46.075 --> 46:48.343
Oh, shit! My beer!
46:57.720 --> 47:00.023
Oh, shit!
47:06.930 --> 47:08.129
- Oh!
- Oh, wait.
47:08.131 --> 47:10.097
That's my dad's CPR doll.
47:10.099 --> 47:11.867
- Oh.
- That's my dad's CPR doll!
47:11.869 --> 47:13.669
- We're not murderers!
- Yes!
47:13.671 --> 47:15.236
- We're saved!
- We're not fucking killers!
47:15.238 --> 47:17.204
- We're not killers!
- Yes!
47:25.416 --> 47:27.048
Beep, beep.
47:27.050 --> 47:28.316
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
47:28.318 --> 47:29.950
- Pardon me. Sorry.
- Hey!
47:29.952 --> 47:31.221
Excuse me.
Got to get through.
47:32.256 --> 47:33.358
Sorry.
47:36.325 --> 47:39.193
Hey. We called about
the BD Rolling Thunder.
47:39.195 --> 47:41.296
I'm so sorry, you guys.
47:41.298 --> 47:43.131
Sold it.
47:43.133 --> 47:44.700
Ha-ha. Nice joke.
47:44.702 --> 47:46.367
So funny.
47:46.369 --> 47:49.403
No, I did. I sold it.
Two girls, said they knew you.
47:49.405 --> 47:51.305
Fuck you!
47:51.307 --> 47:53.475
- Jesus.
- I'm gonna kill your family, and then they're
47:53.477 --> 47:55.276
- gonna come alive...
- Ease off the sugar, huh?
47:55.278 --> 47:57.278
- ...and turn your whole family into zombies!
- Max!
47:57.280 --> 48:01.383
I was gonna say...
you didn't let me finish...
48:01.385 --> 48:03.251
they left a note for you.
48:09.727 --> 48:11.492
Why are they walking like that?
48:11.494 --> 48:13.061
I don't know.
48:15.965 --> 48:18.200
How'd you guys track us?
48:18.202 --> 48:19.767
We threw your bag
in prickle bushes.
48:19.769 --> 48:21.870
Dumbass, you told us
that your life would be over
48:21.872 --> 48:23.771
if you didn't get
a BD Rolling Thunder,
48:23.773 --> 48:25.173
and this is the only place
48:25.175 --> 48:27.408
- a child could get to on a tricycle.
- Okay.
48:27.410 --> 48:29.380
I have the drugs.
Now give me the drone.
48:33.751 --> 48:35.086
Are you fucking kidding me?
48:37.454 --> 48:40.155
What in the actual fuck?
These are just gummy vitamins.
48:40.157 --> 48:41.356
- Shit.
- Told you she was gonna check.
48:41.358 --> 48:42.791
- Fuck.
- Where is the Molly?
48:42.793 --> 48:45.160
- Where is it?
- A cop has it.
48:45.162 --> 48:47.329
You gave our drugs to a cop?
48:47.331 --> 48:48.763
Wait. Look.
48:48.765 --> 48:50.097
I know you don't know us
48:50.099 --> 48:51.767
and you think
we're just stupid kids,
48:51.769 --> 48:52.834
but just listen to me.
48:52.836 --> 48:54.269
Whatever problems
you're having,
48:54.271 --> 48:55.937
drugs are not the answer.
48:55.939 --> 48:58.939
Drugs just give you
a false sense of reality.
48:58.941 --> 49:00.941
You may think
your lives are bad,
49:00.943 --> 49:03.879
but you have family
and friends who love you.
49:03.881 --> 49:05.213
Can you shut the fuck up?
49:05.215 --> 49:07.082
I just spent $600
on a fucking drone.
49:07.084 --> 49:08.816
You ruined
my passionate moment.
49:08.818 --> 49:11.820
- Well, it was stupid.
- This day is fucked.
49:11.822 --> 49:13.088
Benji is the only one
who has Molly,
49:13.090 --> 49:14.256
and he won't sell it to us.
49:14.258 --> 49:16.091
Okay. Well, I'm sorry.
49:16.093 --> 49:17.825
We're fucked.
49:17.827 --> 49:20.163
We'll do it.
We'll get your drugs.
49:21.497 --> 49:23.865
- The fuck we will.
- What the hell, dude?
49:23.867 --> 49:25.533
Do you think
he would sell to kids?
49:25.535 --> 49:27.169
We're not kids.
49:27.171 --> 49:28.370
We're tweens.
49:28.372 --> 49:30.508
What do we have to lose?
49:33.075 --> 49:34.811
So, it's a deal?
49:36.213 --> 49:38.012
Max, this is fucking insane.
49:38.014 --> 49:39.548
Just take
your goddamn punishment.
49:39.550 --> 49:41.515
Lucas and I
will go to the party.
49:41.517 --> 49:43.852
We'll cock-block anyone
that gets near Brixlee.
49:43.854 --> 49:46.555
They didn't invite you.
49:46.557 --> 49:48.289
What?
49:48.291 --> 49:51.392
The popular kids
only invited me.
49:51.394 --> 49:53.128
What do you mean?
49:53.130 --> 49:55.997
They think you're kind of...
random.
49:55.999 --> 49:58.133
- Oh.
- But it's okay,
49:58.135 --> 50:00.267
'cause once those guys
get to know you,
50:00.269 --> 50:02.470
they'll see what I see,
that you're not random.
50:02.472 --> 50:04.004
That you're specific.
50:04.006 --> 50:05.407
I'm not buying drugs.
50:05.409 --> 50:07.475
- Neither am I.
- You guys don't have to.
50:07.477 --> 50:09.443
I'll do all the talking. I just
need your height in there.
50:09.445 --> 50:11.412
You're the only one of us
50:11.414 --> 50:13.481
that looks like
they could be in college.
50:13.483 --> 50:16.084
Guys.
50:16.086 --> 50:18.089
Are you in or out?
50:20.122 --> 50:22.256
So, you guys did all of this
for a kissing party?
50:22.258 --> 50:25.026
No. There's also gonna be
cool boys there.
50:25.028 --> 50:26.861
I remember my first
kissing party.
50:26.863 --> 50:28.396
It was the summer
after sixth grade
50:28.398 --> 50:29.965
at Manush Patel's house.
50:29.967 --> 50:31.166
Who'd you kiss?
50:31.168 --> 50:33.300
Uh, Manush's sister.
50:33.302 --> 50:34.903
Wait, you weren't there?
50:34.905 --> 50:36.403
No, we didn't really
know each other then.
50:36.405 --> 50:38.240
I mean, we were in
the same grade,
50:38.242 --> 50:40.242
but we didn't really become
close until eighth grade.
50:40.244 --> 50:42.376
Oh. I just figured you guys
50:42.378 --> 50:44.479
- knew each other for longer.
- Yeah, everybody knows
50:44.481 --> 50:46.548
you meet your best friends
in kindergarten.
50:46.550 --> 50:48.115
- Yeah.
- Yeah, the only reason
50:48.117 --> 50:49.416
you're friends with people
back then
50:49.418 --> 50:51.051
is 'cause you live close
to each other.
50:51.053 --> 50:52.254
Or, because, like,
your parents are friends.
50:52.256 --> 50:54.122
No. That's not true for us.
50:54.124 --> 50:56.124
We're friends
because we like each other.
50:56.126 --> 50:59.494
- And we live close together.
- And our parents are friends.
51:09.039 --> 51:11.138
Okay, come here.
51:11.140 --> 51:13.908
Go in. Buy two pills.
51:13.910 --> 51:15.343
Ask for Benji.
51:15.345 --> 51:16.945
Do not mention Hannah.
51:16.947 --> 51:19.247
- Who's Hannah?
- I am.
51:19.249 --> 51:21.548
Oh. I'm Max.
51:21.550 --> 51:23.050
Yeah, I know who you are.
51:23.052 --> 51:25.287
Okay, just go in there,
buy the pills,
51:25.289 --> 51:27.191
and then I'll trade you
for the drone.
51:29.392 --> 51:32.327
Okay, if this goes bad,
drive off.
51:32.329 --> 51:33.928
- Okay.
- Okay.
51:33.930 --> 51:35.696
It's not too late to turn back.
51:35.698 --> 51:37.698
No. We have to get the drugs
51:37.700 --> 51:41.035
so we can get the drone,
so we can go to the party.
52:04.061 --> 52:05.930
Hello?
52:13.736 --> 52:15.637
I am your daddy!
52:15.639 --> 52:17.638
You are my baby!
52:17.640 --> 52:20.108
Listen, you will stay
down here and suffer
52:20.110 --> 52:22.242
until you learn to be men!
52:24.581 --> 52:27.414
Listen!
What you babies wearing?
52:27.416 --> 52:29.651
- Diapers!
- That's right!
52:31.454 --> 52:34.622
Good evening.
We're looking for Benji.
52:37.327 --> 52:39.260
Hey, dickless. Come here.
52:39.262 --> 52:42.129
- Yes, Daddy.
- All right, I need you to go find Benji.
52:42.131 --> 52:43.597
Tell him he's got visitors.
52:43.599 --> 52:45.265
Yes, Daddy.
52:45.267 --> 52:47.234
I ask the fucking questions!
52:47.236 --> 52:48.769
That's your son?
52:48.771 --> 52:52.240
You guys can go sit your
asses down over there and wait.
52:52.242 --> 52:55.075
Whatever happens to you is
52:55.077 --> 52:56.378
your own fucking fault.
52:56.380 --> 52:58.713
Drop and give me 20,
you fucking babies!
53:00.450 --> 53:03.251
Listen!
53:03.253 --> 53:06.021
Four! Get up!
53:07.490 --> 53:09.024
Can I help you?
53:09.026 --> 53:10.358
Good afternoon.
53:10.360 --> 53:12.997
We would like to buy
two pieces of Molly, please.
53:17.434 --> 53:20.068
Did Rafi from Sigma Nu
send you?
53:20.070 --> 53:21.301
He did, that fucker.
53:21.303 --> 53:23.271
You guys are, like, seven.
53:23.273 --> 53:25.173
Oh, except for you.
I recognize you from econ.
53:25.175 --> 53:26.276
What's up, man?
53:27.610 --> 53:30.378
Seriously,
I'm not selling drugs to kids.
53:30.380 --> 53:32.148
We're not kids.
We're tweens.
53:33.717 --> 53:35.749
Who told you to come here?
53:35.751 --> 53:38.621
Sell us the drugs,
and you'll find out.
53:43.226 --> 53:44.595
All right.
53:45.628 --> 53:47.428
Stay there.
53:52.802 --> 53:54.803
Hey.
53:54.805 --> 53:57.508
How long do you think
he's gonna be?
54:01.544 --> 54:04.546
Oh, you made me high.
54:13.356 --> 54:15.256
Ah.
54:15.258 --> 54:17.528
Tell me who sent you.
54:19.829 --> 54:21.729
Hannah.
54:21.731 --> 54:23.530
What? I'm high as fuck.
54:24.633 --> 54:27.869
So, this is what
she thinks of me, huh?
54:27.871 --> 54:31.840
You can tell Hannah
that if she wants Molly,
54:31.842 --> 54:33.575
she can suck my dick.
54:33.577 --> 54:36.144
You shouldn't talk about
women like that.
54:36.146 --> 54:38.245
The only time
she should suck your dick
54:38.247 --> 54:40.150
is when she gives you consent.
54:41.318 --> 54:43.283
You can suck my dick,
54:43.285 --> 54:45.285
and you can suck
my dick, too.
54:45.287 --> 54:47.624
What about me?
I'm just gonna sit here?
54:49.726 --> 54:52.227
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
We do everything together.
54:52.229 --> 54:54.495
Get the fuck out of here,
you little fucking babies.
54:54.497 --> 54:55.499
Let's go.
54:56.566 --> 54:58.566
Get out!
55:00.871 --> 55:02.704
Hey, guys, wait.
55:02.706 --> 55:04.372
I have something in here
55:04.374 --> 55:06.707
that might change your mind.
55:06.709 --> 55:08.475
Hurry up.
55:08.477 --> 55:10.211
Pledges, listen!
55:10.213 --> 55:12.280
Bitch! Now who's the baby?!
55:12.282 --> 55:14.381
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?
55:14.383 --> 55:16.550
If I don't get those drugs,
I'm gonna be grounded,
55:16.552 --> 55:18.720
and then I'll never
get to kiss Brixlee!
55:18.722 --> 55:21.356
Max, what the fuck
are you doing?
55:21.358 --> 55:23.591
You sell drugs.
We came here to buy them.
55:23.593 --> 55:26.294
So now you're gonna
sell us the drugs.
55:26.296 --> 55:28.363
Do not test me!
55:28.365 --> 55:30.301
Okay.
55:32.434 --> 55:34.501
You want the drugs?
I'm not your parent. Here.
55:34.503 --> 55:35.769
Thanks.
55:35.771 --> 55:37.373
Oh, shit.
55:38.675 --> 55:39.908
Oh, you're fucking dead.
55:43.280 --> 55:44.879
What the fuck's going on
down here?
55:44.881 --> 55:47.414
Whoa!
55:47.416 --> 55:49.450
She just dropped the charges.
55:49.452 --> 55:50.751
Oh, God.
55:54.657 --> 55:56.691
♪ You'd better run ♪
55:56.693 --> 55:57.691
♪ You'd better run ♪
55:57.693 --> 55:59.260
Holy shit.
55:59.262 --> 56:01.595
♪ You'd better run
from the Devil's gun... ♪
56:03.599 --> 56:05.566
Max, watch out!
56:08.771 --> 56:10.537
I got your back.
56:10.539 --> 56:11.838
Thor!
56:14.811 --> 56:16.577
Your ass is mine!
56:20.249 --> 56:22.383
Oh, my God,
I just killed a man!
56:22.385 --> 56:23.952
Lucas, get the drugs!
56:23.954 --> 56:25.553
♪ The Devil's fire ♪
56:25.555 --> 56:27.358
♪ Just won't go out... ♪
56:28.358 --> 56:30.591
We were never here!
56:30.593 --> 56:33.227
Start the fucking car!
56:33.229 --> 56:34.595
Max!
56:34.597 --> 56:37.365
- What's happening?
- Fucking go!
56:37.367 --> 56:38.832
- What?
- Shit, shit, shit!
56:40.302 --> 56:41.970
Drive! Drive!
56:50.947 --> 56:53.416
Lucas, drugs.
56:54.550 --> 56:55.617
No, no, no, no, no.
56:55.619 --> 56:56.950
Let me see
what's in the bottle.
56:56.952 --> 57:00.323
Yeah. Of course.
57:02.959 --> 57:05.026
Okay, just-just give it to me.
57:11.468 --> 57:13.600
Wow, you guys are
little badasses.
57:13.602 --> 57:15.736
'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.
57:15.738 --> 57:17.738
I don't know what that means.
57:17.740 --> 57:18.943
We have beanbags.
57:21.778 --> 57:22.846
It's been real, guys.
57:23.979 --> 57:25.812
Have fun at your kissing party.
57:25.814 --> 57:27.515
Thank you.
57:31.621 --> 57:34.724
Oh.
We're only 1.7 miles away.
57:37.660 --> 57:39.059
What's wrong?
57:39.061 --> 57:40.662
We got the drone.
Everything worked out.
57:40.664 --> 57:42.329
Max.
57:42.331 --> 57:45.033
I got punched
in the fucking face, okay?
57:45.035 --> 57:47.401
We bought drugs.
57:47.403 --> 57:49.437
Can we just go home now?
58:00.717 --> 58:03.450
Guys, it's my dad.
58:03.452 --> 58:04.751
Hey, Dad.
58:04.753 --> 58:06.421
Hey, buddy.
I got on the early flight,
58:06.423 --> 58:08.523
so I'll be home in 15 minutes.
58:08.525 --> 58:10.925
15 minutes from now
or 15 minutes from later?
58:10.927 --> 58:13.061
Ha-ha, funny guy.
58:13.063 --> 58:14.829
I'll see you soon.
58:14.831 --> 58:17.030
My dad will be home
in 15 minutes.
58:17.032 --> 58:19.700
M-Maybe he won't notice
that the drone's gone.
58:19.702 --> 58:21.702
He'll notice.
He's very observant.
58:21.704 --> 58:24.472
That's why my mom
fell in love with him.
58:24.474 --> 58:26.474
The drone has to be home
before your dad.
58:26.476 --> 58:28.108
I know.
58:28.110 --> 58:30.678
Just the drone. Not you.
58:30.680 --> 58:33.050
Just the drone.
58:37.052 --> 58:39.355
Okay.
58:42.057 --> 58:43.423
Here we go.
58:43.425 --> 58:45.392
- Yes!
- Yes!
58:48.831 --> 58:50.800
- Careful.
- I got this, I got this. Oh!
58:52.802 --> 58:54.470
Fly like the wind, Max.
58:55.572 --> 58:57.707
Yeah, uh, take a right up here.
58:59.909 --> 59:01.608
- I can see your house.
- There it is. There it is.
59:01.610 --> 59:03.577
The windows are closed.
59:03.579 --> 59:05.515
- Shit. What do I do?
- The chimney.
59:11.086 --> 59:14.155
- It's very tight.
- You got this.
59:14.157 --> 59:15.523
Shit! I can't see.
I can't see.
59:15.525 --> 59:17.425
There's ash
all over the camera.
59:17.427 --> 59:18.593
Use the Force.
59:18.595 --> 59:19.727
- No, no, I can do this.
- Uh...
59:19.729 --> 59:20.928
I know my house perfectly.
59:20.930 --> 59:22.729
- I can do this with my eyes closed.
- Okay.
59:22.731 --> 59:24.131
Don't break anything.
59:24.133 --> 59:26.033
Trust me, I got this.
59:43.052 --> 59:44.952
- Yeah!
- You did it! You got it!
59:44.954 --> 59:47.021
- Yes!
- I'm the best pilot ever!
59:47.023 --> 59:48.455
Yes!
59:57.066 --> 59:58.733
- I think we did it.
- Yeah.
59:58.735 --> 1:00:00.901
Mission accomplished.
1:00:00.903 --> 1:00:03.204
Hey, Dad.
1:00:03.206 --> 1:00:05.205
Did you get home safe?
1:00:05.207 --> 1:00:07.841
Cannot believe I trusted you!
1:00:07.843 --> 1:00:09.010
I explicitly told you,
1:00:09.012 --> 1:00:10.544
- do not touch the drone!
- Uh-huh.
1:00:10.546 --> 1:00:13.046
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
1:00:13.048 --> 1:00:14.782
Dad?
1:00:14.784 --> 1:00:17.852
Dad, please...
say "I love you" back.
1:00:17.854 --> 1:00:19.490
I need to hear it.
1:00:20.590 --> 1:00:22.593
Hello?
1:00:25.961 --> 1:00:27.727
My dad said that I'm grounded.
1:00:27.729 --> 1:00:30.564
Now I'm never gonna be able
to kiss Brixlee.
1:00:30.566 --> 1:00:32.966
It's okay, Max.
There'll be other parties.
1:00:32.968 --> 1:00:35.669
- Lucas, you don't get it.
- He's right, Lucas.
1:00:35.671 --> 1:00:37.137
This party could
change our lives,
1:00:37.139 --> 1:00:38.673
and you don't even care.
1:00:38.675 --> 1:00:40.173
It's not cool at all.
1:00:40.175 --> 1:00:41.975
Yeah, you would know
what's not cool.
1:00:41.977 --> 1:00:43.577
What the fuck does that mean?
1:00:43.579 --> 1:00:45.512
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
1:00:45.514 --> 1:00:48.515
I love beer, so yes, I will.
1:00:48.517 --> 1:00:50.952
And you may think you're
so mature, but the truth is
1:00:50.954 --> 1:00:53.187
you don't have pubes,
and I have six.
1:00:53.189 --> 1:00:55.890
You say you have pubes,
but you also say
1:00:55.892 --> 1:00:57.524
you drink beer,
and I know you don't.
1:00:57.526 --> 1:01:00.794
- Stop arguing!
- Just admit you skipped the audition
1:01:00.796 --> 1:01:01.995
because you thought
it wasn't cool
1:01:01.997 --> 1:01:03.631
even though your voice
is a fucking gift.
1:01:03.633 --> 1:01:06.767
And you always talk a big game,
and you never back it up.
1:01:06.769 --> 1:01:09.035
- Like on the freeway.
- Oh, sorry.
1:01:09.037 --> 1:01:10.271
I didn't want to cross
12 lanes of traffic
1:01:10.273 --> 1:01:13.106
so you can kiss some skank.
1:01:13.108 --> 1:01:14.975
- Oh, shit.
- She's not a skank.
1:01:14.977 --> 1:01:16.943
She's the love of my life.
You take that back!
1:01:16.945 --> 1:01:18.678
Hey, no karate.
1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:20.648
Stop fighting!
1:01:20.650 --> 1:01:23.050
You should never
call a woman a skank.
1:01:23.052 --> 1:01:25.952
You should never call
a woman anything.
1:01:25.954 --> 1:01:28.055
And you...
1:01:28.057 --> 1:01:31.024
You made us ditch school,
run around with drugs,
1:01:31.026 --> 1:01:33.794
and lock a cop
in a convenience store
1:01:33.796 --> 1:01:36.296
with what I now suspect
is a dildo!
1:01:37.901 --> 1:01:40.667
What the fuck are you
looking at, Gandalf?!
1:01:40.669 --> 1:01:43.537
You guys don't understand shit.
1:01:43.539 --> 1:01:45.273
I have hormones
flowing through my body,
1:01:45.275 --> 1:01:46.941
making me do crazy things.
1:01:46.943 --> 1:01:49.544
Do you even know
what it feels like
1:01:49.546 --> 1:01:52.146
to want to rub up
against a tree all the time?
1:01:52.148 --> 1:01:53.280
You think
you're better than us.
1:01:53.282 --> 1:01:55.615
Not better, just more mature.
1:01:55.617 --> 1:01:57.684
I'm into romance
and grown-up shit,
1:01:57.686 --> 1:01:59.921
and you guys are still
into little kid stuff.
1:01:59.923 --> 1:02:01.789
I don't even know
why we're still friends.
1:02:29.017 --> 1:02:32.753
Everything you like
is now canceled.
1:02:32.755 --> 1:02:35.990
Birthdays are canceled.
Holidays are canceled.
1:02:35.992 --> 1:02:38.191
Summers, canceled.
1:02:38.193 --> 1:02:39.827
Winter is coming.
1:02:39.829 --> 1:02:41.662
- I'm sorry, Daddy.
- No, no, no.
1:02:41.664 --> 1:02:43.965
You are no longer allowed
to call me Daddy.
1:02:43.967 --> 1:02:47.233
Call me Andrew
or Mr. Newman or Warden.
1:02:47.235 --> 1:02:50.972
Underneath that cherubic face,
Devil lives inside you.
1:02:50.974 --> 1:02:56.276
I will always love you
because you are my son,
1:02:56.278 --> 1:02:58.314
but I no longer like you.
1:03:05.188 --> 1:03:09.293
Thorny. I just got off
the phone with Max's mom.
1:03:10.892 --> 1:03:12.126
Did you know he skipped school
1:03:12.128 --> 1:03:13.628
and biked to the mall
by himself?
1:03:13.630 --> 1:03:15.129
- He said that?
- He did.
1:03:15.131 --> 1:03:16.830
Promise me
you'll never do something
1:03:16.832 --> 1:03:19.066
as stupid as that, okay?
1:03:19.068 --> 1:03:20.704
I-I promise.
1:03:24.307 --> 1:03:26.039
And then
we ran across the highway,
1:03:26.041 --> 1:03:27.774
my arm got ripped out,
1:03:27.776 --> 1:03:30.176
and a fake woman
shot out of a car.
1:03:30.178 --> 1:03:32.213
But we still got the drugs.
1:03:32.215 --> 1:03:33.881
But then we traded
the drone for it,
1:03:33.883 --> 1:03:35.349
and-and Max destroyed
his house with it.
1:03:35.351 --> 1:03:38.218
But it was only because
he wanted to marry Brixlee,
1:03:38.220 --> 1:03:40.854
and now he can't
because he's grounded for life.
1:03:40.856 --> 1:03:42.222
And we got into a huge fight,
1:03:42.224 --> 1:03:43.758
and the Bean Bag Boys
are broke up, and...
1:03:43.760 --> 1:03:45.392
- Am I in trouble?
- Okay, son.
1:03:45.394 --> 1:03:48.294
Now, look, I love a good story
with a bunch of gibberish
1:03:48.296 --> 1:03:49.997
just as much as anybody, okay?
1:03:49.999 --> 1:03:51.966
And I know you're going through
a stressful time.
1:03:51.968 --> 1:03:54.267
But it doesn't give you
a reason to tell us fibs.
1:03:54.269 --> 1:03:55.870
I'm not fibbing.
1:03:55.872 --> 1:03:58.104
I'm 100% sure
you're fibbing to me.
1:03:58.106 --> 1:04:00.207
- I'm not fibbing.
- Okay. I think I understand
1:04:00.209 --> 1:04:01.709
what's happening here.
1:04:01.711 --> 1:04:03.711
You think you're losing us,
1:04:03.713 --> 1:04:06.213
and now you're worried you're
gonna lose your friends, too.
1:04:06.215 --> 1:04:07.981
Look at me, man.
1:04:07.983 --> 1:04:09.816
We'll always be there, right?
I mean, and look,
1:04:09.818 --> 1:04:10.617
don't get me wrong.
1:04:10.619 --> 1:04:12.119
You know,
me and your mom are not
1:04:12.121 --> 1:04:13.720
the same people we were
when we first met.
1:04:13.722 --> 1:04:14.921
Mm-hmm.
1:04:14.923 --> 1:04:16.256
Tend to grow apart sometimes.
1:04:16.258 --> 1:04:17.925
But-but it's okay.
1:04:17.927 --> 1:04:19.225
You remember your hermit crab?
1:04:19.227 --> 1:04:21.829
- Herman? Yeah.
- That's right. Herman.
1:04:21.831 --> 1:04:24.465
- And you remember why he died?
- Oh, son of a...
1:04:24.467 --> 1:04:26.399
You told me he ran away!
1:04:26.401 --> 1:04:29.070
Technically, yes,
he ran away, but then he died.
1:04:29.072 --> 1:04:30.370
Oh, my gosh. How?
1:04:30.372 --> 1:04:33.039
Herman died
because hermit crabs
1:04:33.041 --> 1:04:35.776
grow out of their shells,
and they need to find
1:04:35.778 --> 1:04:37.745
new, bigger seashells
on the beach
1:04:37.747 --> 1:04:40.314
to grow into, or they die,
and we didn't know that.
1:04:40.316 --> 1:04:43.483
So, Herman died
because of you guys?
1:04:43.485 --> 1:04:45.119
The point is...
1:04:45.121 --> 1:04:47.220
you and your friends
are growing and changing,
1:04:47.222 --> 1:04:49.189
and y'all need to find
bigger shells.
1:04:49.191 --> 1:04:51.225
And there's nothing wrong
with that.
1:04:51.227 --> 1:04:53.359
Okay, look, you need to blame
1:04:53.361 --> 1:04:55.829
those pet store owners, okay,
because they did not give us
1:04:55.831 --> 1:04:58.134
the information
about hermit crabs...
1:05:12.081 --> 1:05:14.749
It's Lucas.
1:05:14.751 --> 1:05:16.483
You scared the shit out of me.
1:05:16.485 --> 1:05:19.887
I didn't want
your parents to see my face.
1:05:19.889 --> 1:05:21.888
Why are you even here?
1:05:21.890 --> 1:05:23.890
I've grown a lot
in the last two hours.
1:05:23.892 --> 1:05:25.526
My parents' divorce
has really changed me.
1:05:25.528 --> 1:05:27.294
If the Bean Bag Boys
don't grow together,
1:05:27.296 --> 1:05:29.095
they'll grow apart.
1:05:29.097 --> 1:05:30.830
I don't want that.
1:05:30.832 --> 1:05:33.399
I don't want to get
a divorce from you.
1:05:33.401 --> 1:05:35.535
Then you need to go
to Soren's party.
1:05:35.537 --> 1:05:38.338
- You need to sneak out.
- I can't. I'm grounded.
1:05:38.340 --> 1:05:40.975
Besides, Brixlee's necklace
is still in the kiln.
1:05:40.977 --> 1:05:43.343
Let me worry about
the necklace.
1:05:43.345 --> 1:05:45.347
And what are your parents
gonna do, double-ground you?
1:05:46.948 --> 1:05:49.251
Is Brixlee your forever or not?
1:05:50.986 --> 1:05:53.086
Then you need to come
with me now.
1:05:53.088 --> 1:05:56.256
Fine, I'll go, but I'm not
apologizing to Thor.
1:05:56.258 --> 1:05:59.225
- He's not coming.
- Good.
1:05:59.227 --> 1:06:01.227
Fuck that bitch.
1:06:01.229 --> 1:06:03.530
I'll go get my jacket.
1:06:03.532 --> 1:06:05.999
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah?
1:06:06.001 --> 1:06:07.837
Bring that dick.
1:06:14.010 --> 1:06:16.910
You said Thor wasn't coming.
1:06:16.912 --> 1:06:18.245
What the hell is he doing here?
1:06:18.247 --> 1:06:19.280
I Parent-Trapped your asses.
1:06:19.282 --> 1:06:20.548
See, now we're all in
1:06:20.550 --> 1:06:22.419
a bigger hermit crab shell
together.
1:06:24.052 --> 1:06:25.852
It made sense
when my parents said it.
1:06:25.854 --> 1:06:27.854
So, you took the blame
for us, huh?
1:06:27.856 --> 1:06:29.356
Yeah. I thought about
1:06:29.358 --> 1:06:31.392
what you would do,
and did the opposite.
1:06:31.394 --> 1:06:34.894
This party, it's gonna be
an epic rager.
1:06:34.896 --> 1:06:36.396
Okay, Sippy Cup.
1:06:36.398 --> 1:06:39.001
Just stay out of my way,
Maxi Pad.
1:06:49.211 --> 1:06:52.379
Aw, don't you boys look cute.
1:06:52.381 --> 1:06:54.381
Everybody's in the basement.
1:06:54.383 --> 1:06:56.850
I don't even want to know
what's going on down there.
1:06:56.852 --> 1:06:58.519
Come on in, fellas.
1:06:58.521 --> 1:07:00.387
Hi.
1:07:00.389 --> 1:07:01.988
Hi there. Oh.
1:07:03.459 --> 1:07:07.260
♪ I never walk about
after dark ♪
1:07:07.262 --> 1:07:10.064
♪ It's my point of view ♪
1:07:10.066 --> 1:07:12.131
♪ 'Cause someone
could break your neck ♪
1:07:12.133 --> 1:07:14.267
♪ Coming up behind you,
always coming ♪
1:07:14.269 --> 1:07:16.236
♪ And you'd never have a clue ♪
1:07:16.238 --> 1:07:19.907
♪ I never looked behind
all the time ♪
1:07:19.909 --> 1:07:22.408
♪ I will wait forever... ♪
1:07:22.410 --> 1:07:24.611
Oh, my God, you made it.
1:07:24.613 --> 1:07:28.582
Max, I want you
to meet Brixlee.
1:07:28.584 --> 1:07:31.184
Hi. I'm Max.
1:07:31.186 --> 1:07:33.320
Hi.
1:07:33.322 --> 1:07:35.455
It's nice to finally meet you.
1:07:35.457 --> 1:07:36.923
You, too.
1:07:36.925 --> 1:07:38.626
Cool jacket.
1:07:38.628 --> 1:07:40.327
Thank you.
1:07:40.329 --> 1:07:43.430
I got it all by myself,
with my mom.
1:07:43.432 --> 1:07:46.200
I go shopping with my mom, too.
1:07:46.202 --> 1:07:48.371
This is going so well.
1:07:50.206 --> 1:07:52.075
Did you bring the necklace?
1:07:53.976 --> 1:07:56.075
Brixlee, this is for you.
1:07:56.077 --> 1:07:58.945
Oh, thanks. It's pretty.
1:07:58.947 --> 1:08:00.113
They're an-al.
1:08:00.115 --> 1:08:01.414
Ooh, fancy.
1:08:04.486 --> 1:08:06.986
I'm gonna wear this later.
1:08:06.988 --> 1:08:08.454
Thanks, Max.
1:08:08.456 --> 1:08:11.057
What's up, Sippy Cup?
1:08:11.059 --> 1:08:12.959
Not much.
1:08:12.961 --> 1:08:14.561
Just, uh, got into a fight
1:08:14.563 --> 1:08:18.132
with a bunch of men
and, uh, stole a beer.
1:08:18.134 --> 1:08:21.168
There's no way Sippy Cup
is gonna drink it.
1:08:21.170 --> 1:08:23.503
Not only am I gonna drink it,
1:08:23.505 --> 1:08:26.205
I'm gonna break the record.
1:08:26.207 --> 1:08:29.476
I'm gonna take four sips.
1:08:29.478 --> 1:08:31.110
Four is impossible.
1:08:31.112 --> 1:08:33.379
- Soren can't even do four.
- Shut up.
1:08:33.381 --> 1:08:35.919
Drink.
1:08:52.735 --> 1:08:54.267
That's one.
1:08:54.269 --> 1:08:56.473
Big deal.
1:08:59.207 --> 1:09:00.610
That's two.
1:09:01.744 --> 1:09:04.014
Mm-kay.
1:09:08.718 --> 1:09:10.284
That's three!
1:09:10.286 --> 1:09:12.086
This is insane.
1:09:13.321 --> 1:09:14.488
He's gonna barf.
1:09:14.490 --> 1:09:16.289
Somebody get him a sippy cup.
1:09:16.291 --> 1:09:19.193
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1:09:19.195 --> 1:09:22.695
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
Sippy Cup!
1:09:22.697 --> 1:09:25.632
Sippy Cup!
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1:09:25.634 --> 1:09:27.767
Sippy Cup! Sippy...
1:09:27.769 --> 1:09:29.770
That's fucking four!
1:09:29.772 --> 1:09:31.739
Oh, fuck!
1:09:31.741 --> 1:09:33.474
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
1:09:33.476 --> 1:09:35.441
Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor!
1:09:35.443 --> 1:09:37.711
I'm a fucking alcoholic!
1:09:40.415 --> 1:09:41.648
No way!
1:09:41.650 --> 1:09:43.617
Four sips. Badass.
1:09:43.619 --> 1:09:44.752
Mad respect to Thor.
1:09:44.754 --> 1:09:46.587
Eyes up here.
1:09:46.589 --> 1:09:49.489
If you don't consent
to kissing, that's cool.
1:09:49.491 --> 1:09:51.557
You can go play VR upstairs.
1:09:51.559 --> 1:09:53.159
But if you're staying
down here,
1:09:53.161 --> 1:09:54.595
you better strap in,
1:09:54.597 --> 1:09:56.430
because shit's about
to get real.
1:09:56.432 --> 1:09:58.065
- Hell yeah.
- Okay.
1:09:58.067 --> 1:09:59.466
Let's spin a bottle.
1:09:59.468 --> 1:10:02.703
Well, then it's a good thing
I got a bottle right here!
1:10:05.674 --> 1:10:10.177
♪ Do you remember
when we used to dance ♪
1:10:10.179 --> 1:10:14.414
♪ And incidents arose
from circumstance? ♪
1:10:14.416 --> 1:10:19.485
♪ One thing led to another,
we were young ♪
1:10:19.487 --> 1:10:24.624
♪ And we would scream together
songs unsung ♪
1:10:24.626 --> 1:10:28.731
♪ It was the heat
of the moment... ♪
1:10:30.299 --> 1:10:31.832
I'm out.
1:10:31.834 --> 1:10:33.699
- Wait, where are you going?
- That was nasty.
1:10:33.701 --> 1:10:36.369
I'm going upstairs to play VR.
1:10:36.371 --> 1:10:38.638
If you leave,
you can never come back.
1:10:38.640 --> 1:10:41.478
Oh, no.
1:10:49.250 --> 1:10:51.418
Brixlee...
1:10:51.420 --> 1:10:52.418
your turn.
1:11:01.696 --> 1:11:03.465
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1:11:28.890 --> 1:11:32.327
Oh, my God. This is the most
dramatic thing I've ever seen.
1:11:34.897 --> 1:11:36.800
He's not gonna do it.
1:11:38.601 --> 1:11:39.669
He's gonna do it.
1:11:41.336 --> 1:11:43.669
I can't do it.
1:11:45.273 --> 1:11:47.708
People don't change.
He's still Sippy Cup.
1:11:47.710 --> 1:11:49.575
Wait, wait.
1:11:49.577 --> 1:11:50.843
Kissy Cup.
1:11:50.845 --> 1:11:52.279
Kissy Cup!
1:11:52.281 --> 1:11:54.448
Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup!
1:11:54.450 --> 1:11:55.916
Kissy Cup! Kissy...
1:11:55.918 --> 1:11:58.217
Fuck off, Atticus!
His name is Thor.
1:11:58.219 --> 1:12:00.520
And everyone knows your mom
plagiarized her cookbook.
1:12:00.522 --> 1:12:02.491
Thor, wait up.
1:12:07.897 --> 1:12:10.596
I'm sorry I called you
a try-hard.
1:12:10.598 --> 1:12:12.932
Nah, you were right.
1:12:12.934 --> 1:12:14.668
This whole time,
I've been trying
1:12:14.670 --> 1:12:16.306
to be someone who I wasn't.
1:12:17.740 --> 1:12:19.573
I got an earring.
1:12:19.575 --> 1:12:21.708
I drank a beer.
1:12:21.710 --> 1:12:23.776
I quit singing.
1:12:23.778 --> 1:12:25.546
Yeah.
1:12:25.548 --> 1:12:27.914
I guess I went
a little crazy today, too.
1:12:31.519 --> 1:12:33.553
Let's get out of here.
1:12:33.555 --> 1:12:36.657
No.
You don't want to do that.
1:12:36.659 --> 1:12:39.525
You're gonna stay down here
and kiss Brixlee.
1:12:39.527 --> 1:12:43.198
The Bean Bag Boys
do everything together.
1:12:44.265 --> 1:12:45.766
Not everything.
1:12:45.768 --> 1:12:47.637
Not anymore.
1:12:51.240 --> 1:12:53.907
Maybe those old girls
were right.
1:12:53.909 --> 1:12:56.443
Maybe we're on
different paths.
1:12:56.445 --> 1:12:59.312
Yeah.
1:12:59.314 --> 1:13:00.782
Then what are you gonna do?
1:13:02.483 --> 1:13:05.351
I don't know.
I just know it's not this.
1:13:05.353 --> 1:13:07.320
No way.
1:13:07.322 --> 1:13:08.454
This is insane.
1:13:08.456 --> 1:13:10.257
Forget spin the bottle.
1:13:10.259 --> 1:13:13.596
Now, go over there
and kiss your future wife.
1:13:15.397 --> 1:13:18.231
Bye.
1:13:18.233 --> 1:13:20.236
Bye.
1:13:46.762 --> 1:13:49.933
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
1:13:51.433 --> 1:13:52.769
Okay.
1:14:21.729 --> 1:14:24.030
Cool.
1:14:24.032 --> 1:14:25.899
Where am I?
1:14:25.901 --> 1:14:27.668
Oh, here I am.
1:14:27.670 --> 1:14:30.069
Lucas, I'm leaving.
1:14:30.071 --> 1:14:31.937
You sure you don't want
to try this?
1:14:31.939 --> 1:14:33.610
Nah, I'm good.
1:14:38.379 --> 1:14:40.047
Want to go to my house
and play Ascension?
1:14:40.049 --> 1:14:42.952
I don't want to play
Ascension anymore.
1:14:44.018 --> 1:14:46.052
Then who am I gonna play with?
1:14:46.054 --> 1:14:47.721
You'll find someone.
1:14:49.825 --> 1:14:50.990
My face feels so tingly.
1:14:50.992 --> 1:14:52.859
No way.
1:14:52.861 --> 1:14:55.061
Oh, my God.
This is amazing!
1:14:55.063 --> 1:14:57.631
I can't believe
you guys are here.
1:14:57.633 --> 1:14:59.632
Oh, this is so amazing.
1:14:59.634 --> 1:15:03.002
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
- Sit down.
1:15:03.004 --> 1:15:04.604
Please no, please no.
Don't kill us.
1:15:04.606 --> 1:15:05.838
Look what happened.
1:15:05.840 --> 1:15:07.908
How do you know Soren?
1:15:07.910 --> 1:15:10.510
Is he your boyfriend?
1:15:10.512 --> 1:15:13.713
He's my brother.
I love that piece of shit.
1:15:19.655 --> 1:15:21.754
You guys,
where's everybody else?
1:15:21.756 --> 1:15:24.056
Where's your friend
with the sad eyes?
1:15:24.058 --> 1:15:26.525
- Sad boy Max.
- In the basement kissing.
1:15:26.527 --> 1:15:28.395
It's an orgy down there.
1:15:28.397 --> 1:15:29.796
And you guys aren't into that?
1:15:29.798 --> 1:15:31.765
- Mm-mm.
- Aw, it's okay.
1:15:31.767 --> 1:15:32.998
You're only in sixth grade.
1:15:33.000 --> 1:15:35.435
You guys are gonna
figure it out.
1:15:35.437 --> 1:15:37.738
- Yeah, you have your whole life for that. No rush.
- Yeah.
1:15:37.740 --> 1:15:38.771
- No rush.
- No rush.
1:15:38.773 --> 1:15:41.440
I mean, what do you love?
1:15:41.442 --> 1:15:45.878
Ascension, rules,
antidrug campaigns...
1:15:45.880 --> 1:15:47.681
grilled cheese.
1:15:47.683 --> 1:15:49.548
- Mmm.
- Oh, I could fuck with a grilled cheese right now.
1:15:49.550 --> 1:15:50.784
- Aw...
- Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.
1:15:50.786 --> 1:15:52.953
- Oh, yeah. That sounds so good.
- Nice.
1:15:52.955 --> 1:15:55.154
What about you, sleeveless?
What are you into?
1:15:55.156 --> 1:15:57.591
I love to sing.
1:15:57.593 --> 1:15:58.958
Yes.
1:15:58.960 --> 1:16:00.694
I actually skipped
1:16:00.696 --> 1:16:02.462
my audition today
for the musical.
1:16:02.464 --> 1:16:04.431
- No.
- Now I can't be in it.
1:16:04.433 --> 1:16:05.998
- No.
- What? You have to
1:16:06.000 --> 1:16:07.700
convince them
to let you audition.
1:16:07.702 --> 1:16:09.636
You must. You must.
1:16:09.638 --> 1:16:10.703
- Audition.
- Shh. Sing for us.
1:16:10.705 --> 1:16:11.504
- No.
- Oh, my God.
1:16:11.506 --> 1:16:12.939
Sing for us.
You're a baby bird.
1:16:12.941 --> 1:16:13.907
No, come on.
We missed our concert.
1:16:13.909 --> 1:16:16.142
- Sing for us.
- So, no grilled cheese?
1:16:16.144 --> 1:16:17.543
- Sing for us. Sing for us.
- No.
1:16:17.545 --> 1:16:18.548
Be our concert.
1:16:28.424 --> 1:16:32.758
♪ I-I gotta take
a little time ♪
1:16:32.760 --> 1:16:37.864
♪ A little time
to think things over ♪
1:16:37.866 --> 1:16:42.101
♪ I better read
between the lines ♪
1:16:42.103 --> 1:16:47.807
♪ In case I need it
when I'm older ♪
1:16:47.809 --> 1:16:52.044
♪ Oh... ♪
1:16:52.046 --> 1:16:56.816
♪ Now this mountain
I must climb ♪
1:16:56.818 --> 1:17:02.989
♪ Feels like the world
upon my shoulders ♪
1:17:02.991 --> 1:17:07.627
♪ But through the clouds
I see love shine ♪
1:17:07.629 --> 1:17:12.001
♪ It keeps me warm
as life grows colder ♪
1:17:13.168 --> 1:17:16.569
♪ In my life ♪
1:17:16.571 --> 1:17:19.806
♪ There's been
heartache and pain ♪
1:17:19.808 --> 1:17:21.842
♪ I don't know ♪
1:17:21.844 --> 1:17:24.845
♪ If I can face it again ♪
1:17:24.847 --> 1:17:27.681
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1:17:27.683 --> 1:17:29.916
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1:17:29.918 --> 1:17:36.756
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1:17:36.758 --> 1:17:39.860
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1:17:43.197 --> 1:17:46.632
♪ I want you to show me ♪
1:17:46.634 --> 1:17:48.068
♪ Yeah ♪
1:17:48.070 --> 1:17:53.940
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
1:17:53.942 --> 1:17:57.209
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1:17:57.211 --> 1:17:59.714
♪ Yeah ♪
1:18:01.717 --> 1:18:04.853
♪ I gotta take a little time ♪
1:18:06.187 --> 1:18:09.122
♪ A little time
to look around me ♪
1:18:11.994 --> 1:18:15.595
♪ And I got nowhere left
to hide ♪
1:18:15.597 --> 1:18:17.530
♪ It looks like love has ♪
1:18:17.532 --> 1:18:20.300
♪ Finally found me ♪
1:18:20.302 --> 1:18:23.904
♪ In my life ♪
1:18:23.906 --> 1:18:27.541
♪ There's been
heartache and pain ♪
1:18:27.543 --> 1:18:32.712
♪ I don't know
if I can face it again ♪
1:18:32.714 --> 1:18:35.148
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1:18:35.150 --> 1:18:37.918
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1:18:37.920 --> 1:18:44.623
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1:18:44.625 --> 1:18:49.562
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1:18:49.564 --> 1:18:53.800
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1:18:53.802 --> 1:18:55.135
♪ Yeah ♪
1:19:14.956 --> 1:19:17.324
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1:19:18.759 --> 1:19:23.262
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1:19:23.264 --> 1:19:28.668
♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪
1:19:28.670 --> 1:19:31.203
♪ Let's talk about love ♪
1:19:31.205 --> 1:19:34.641
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1:19:34.643 --> 1:19:37.610
♪ Love that you feel inside ♪
1:19:37.612 --> 1:19:39.913
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1:19:39.915 --> 1:19:43.016
♪ Whoa... ♪
1:19:43.018 --> 1:19:45.618
♪ I want to know. ♪
1:19:57.264 --> 1:19:59.332
My masterpiece.
1:20:12.046 --> 1:20:13.879
Thank you.
I was really great.
1:20:13.881 --> 1:20:15.347
What's up, Max?
1:20:15.349 --> 1:20:16.850
♪ If I told you... ♪
1:20:16.852 --> 1:20:18.851
I'll be right back.
1:20:18.853 --> 1:20:21.654
- Hey. I didn't think you'd make it.
- Are you kidding?
1:20:21.656 --> 1:20:23.390
You know I'd never miss
one of your shows.
1:20:23.392 --> 1:20:25.691
It was so cool
when you stabbed that pimp.
1:20:25.693 --> 1:20:27.060
Thank you.
1:20:27.062 --> 1:20:29.361
Oh, sorry.
Thor, this is Scout.
1:20:29.363 --> 1:20:31.664
- You were really good.
- Thanks, sweetie.
1:20:31.666 --> 1:20:33.302
I was much better
in the matinee.
1:20:34.702 --> 1:20:36.772
I'm gonna go find Cassidy.
1:20:38.205 --> 1:20:40.039
I thought you were
still grounded.
1:20:40.041 --> 1:20:42.909
It ended yesterday.
A month in the hole.
1:20:42.911 --> 1:20:45.278
Thanks again
for taking the fall.
1:20:45.280 --> 1:20:47.180
You would've done the same.
1:20:47.182 --> 1:20:49.248
Well, well, well.
1:20:49.250 --> 1:20:50.850
Look who's here. Me.
1:20:50.852 --> 1:20:53.352
Hey!
1:20:53.354 --> 1:20:55.691
Feels like we haven't
talked in weeks.
1:20:57.259 --> 1:20:58.925
Yeah.
1:20:58.927 --> 1:21:00.092
Max.
1:21:00.094 --> 1:21:02.328
My mom said she'll drop us
at frozen yogurt
1:21:02.330 --> 1:21:04.064
if your mom will pick us up.
1:21:04.066 --> 1:21:05.765
Great.
Be there in a second, babe.
1:21:05.767 --> 1:21:07.100
Okay, babe.
1:21:07.102 --> 1:21:09.302
So, how's it going with Scout?
1:21:09.304 --> 1:21:10.436
Good.
1:21:10.438 --> 1:21:12.337
But hard. But good.
1:21:12.339 --> 1:21:14.740
A relationship is
a lot of work.
1:21:14.742 --> 1:21:16.379
Don't let anyone
tell you differently.
1:21:18.013 --> 1:21:19.479
Hey.
Uh, Lucas, you still want
1:21:19.481 --> 1:21:21.715
to play Ascension
with me and the guys later?
1:21:21.717 --> 1:21:24.687
- I'll be there in a minute.
- Classic Lucas.
1:21:25.987 --> 1:21:28.354
Carlos and those SCAB guys
seem cool.
1:21:28.356 --> 1:21:30.457
They're cool.
1:21:30.459 --> 1:21:32.995
But they're not
the Bean Bag Boys.
1:21:35.429 --> 1:21:37.165
Max.
1:21:39.300 --> 1:21:40.870
All right.
1:21:43.304 --> 1:21:45.971
I guess, I guess I should go.
1:21:45.973 --> 1:21:47.873
Yeah, all right.
1:21:47.875 --> 1:21:49.876
Well...
1:21:49.878 --> 1:21:51.511
Yeah.
1:22:06.827 --> 1:22:09.098
I missed you guys.
1:22:18.005 --> 1:22:19.404
Let's make a promise.
1:22:19.406 --> 1:22:21.775
Even if we don't hang out
all the time,
1:22:21.777 --> 1:22:23.943
we'll still always be there
for the big stuff.
1:22:23.945 --> 1:22:26.182
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1:22:27.249 --> 1:22:29.149
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1:22:29.151 --> 1:22:31.253
Bean Bag Boys
for life.
1:22:41.495 --> 1:22:42.864
Wait.
1:22:45.166 --> 1:22:46.900
There's something
I have to show you.
1:22:46.902 --> 1:22:48.838
Come up to my parents' bedroom
in three minutes.
1:22:53.073 --> 1:22:55.809
Yo, guys, check this out.
1:22:55.811 --> 1:22:57.342
An indoor swing?
1:22:57.344 --> 1:22:58.877
You always have the best toys.
1:22:58.879 --> 1:22:59.878
Yeah!
1:22:59.880 --> 1:23:01.983
Flip that switch.
1:23:03.050 --> 1:23:04.851
How cool is it?
1:23:04.853 --> 1:23:06.586
Your parents love to play.
1:23:06.588 --> 1:23:09.955
- What do they do with it?
- They swing on it.
1:23:09.957 --> 1:23:11.557
- Can we go on it?
- Fuck yeah.
1:23:11.559 --> 1:23:14.961
♪ My darling, I ♪
1:23:14.963 --> 1:23:18.166
♪ Can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪
1:23:19.534 --> 1:23:21.200
♪ Girl, I don't know ♪
1:23:21.202 --> 1:23:23.468
♪ I don't know why ♪
1:23:23.470 --> 1:23:26.271
♪ I can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪
1:23:26.273 --> 1:23:28.007
Thor?
1:23:28.009 --> 1:23:30.510
What are you doing
in Mom and Dad's room?
1:23:30.512 --> 1:23:33.046
Get the hell out of here,
Annabelle!
1:23:33.048 --> 1:23:36.418
That swing is for sexing.
People do sex on it.
1:23:37.552 --> 1:23:39.418
Oh...
1:23:39.420 --> 1:23:42.321
♪ If you're down, boy,
really down ♪
1:23:42.323 --> 1:23:44.891
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪
1:23:44.893 --> 1:23:46.391
♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪
1:23:46.393 --> 1:23:50.230
♪ Never or now, yeah ♪
1:23:50.232 --> 1:23:52.265
♪ Let me see you
go to town, baby ♪
1:23:52.267 --> 1:23:54.066
♪ Go to town, yeah ♪
1:23:54.068 --> 1:23:56.535
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪
1:23:56.537 --> 1:23:59.338
♪ It's your one chance,
baby, never or now ♪
1:23:59.340 --> 1:24:03.443
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1:24:03.445 --> 1:24:07.079
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪
1:24:07.081 --> 1:24:09.449
♪ Let me see you
go to town, yeah ♪
1:24:09.451 --> 1:24:12.517
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪
1:24:12.519 --> 1:24:14.887
♪ Let me see you go to town ♪
1:24:14.889 --> 1:24:18.524
♪ Go down, go down, go down,
yeah ♪
1:24:18.526 --> 1:24:20.560
♪ Let me see you
go to town, yeah ♪
1:24:20.562 --> 1:24:23.262
- ♪ Go down, go down, go down ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1:24:23.264 --> 1:24:26.498
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1:24:26.500 --> 1:24:28.668
♪ Go to town with it,
and she shave it all off ♪
1:24:28.670 --> 1:24:29.935
♪ Charlie Brown with it ♪
1:24:29.937 --> 1:24:31.303
♪ Lookin' all around ♪
1:24:31.305 --> 1:24:33.172
♪ All the other girls
sound fishy ♪
1:24:33.174 --> 1:24:36.409
♪ He ain't ever caught a whiff,
that's why he down with it ♪
1:24:36.411 --> 1:24:37.610
♪ Yeah, bitch,
I'm telling you ♪
1:24:37.612 --> 1:24:39.645
- ♪ What? Oh ♪
- ♪ This incredible ♪
1:24:39.647 --> 1:24:41.013
- ♪ This shit edible ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
1:24:41.015 --> 1:24:42.347
♪ It's like caramel,
kiss my genital ♪
1:24:42.349 --> 1:24:43.583
- ♪ Mine taste medical ♪
- ♪ Mayday ♪
1:24:43.585 --> 1:24:44.885
- ♪ Hers like chemicals ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1:24:44.887 --> 1:24:47.287
♪ If he gay, though, when he
taste that shit, turn hetero ♪
1:24:47.289 --> 1:24:48.254
♪ Oh, my God ♪
1:24:48.256 --> 1:24:50.989
♪ Can you see that
she need kneepads? ♪
1:24:50.991 --> 1:24:53.325
♪ I'm a bad bitch,
fuck a pee-pad ♪
1:24:53.327 --> 1:24:56.128
♪ Full of shit, if he don't
eat it, he a D-bag ♪
1:24:56.130 --> 1:24:58.564
♪ He could use a submarine,
I'll call him seaman ♪
1:24:58.566 --> 1:25:01.467
♪ Yeah, if you're down, boy,
really down ♪
1:25:01.469 --> 1:25:03.936
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪
1:25:03.938 --> 1:25:05.404
♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪
1:25:05.406 --> 1:25:09.208
♪ Never or now, yeah ♪
1:25:09.210 --> 1:25:11.276
♪ Let me see you
go to town, baby ♪
1:25:11.278 --> 1:25:13.111
♪ Go to town, yeah ♪
1:25:13.113 --> 1:25:15.515
♪ Baby, let me watch you
go to town ♪
1:25:15.517 --> 1:25:18.484
♪ It's your one chance,
baby, never or now ♪
1:25:18.486 --> 1:25:21.154
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
1:26:04.299 --> 1:26:05.935
♪ What? ♪
1:26:07.434 --> 1:26:09.202
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1:26:09.204 --> 1:26:10.572
♪ What? ♪
1:26:13.407 --> 1:26:14.673
♪ What? ♪
1:26:14.675 --> 1:26:16.342
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1:26:16.344 --> 1:26:18.511
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1:26:18.513 --> 1:26:20.779
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1:26:20.781 --> 1:26:22.782
- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ Hey. ♪