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(kissing)

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- [Vince] Goodnight.

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- [Deanna] Night.

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Don't stay up too late.

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- [Vince] I won't.

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I've got,

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I gotta edit tomorrows vlog,

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so it shouldn't be more
than a couple hours.

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- All right.

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Can you open the window before you go?

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Thank you.

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- [Vince] Yep.

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(window opening)

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Sleep well.
(Deanna yawns)

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- I will, you too.

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(sighs)

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(ominous music)

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Vince, don't pull my leg.

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I'm trying to sleep.

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(sniffles) Please don't pull my feet.

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(Deanna breathing heavily)

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(Deanna gasping)

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(door creeks)

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(Deanna screams)

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(door creeks)

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Vince?

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Vince?

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Vince?

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- [Vince] What?

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What?

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What, what, what, what, what?

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- [Deanna] Do you see it?

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- [Vince] See, see what?

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- [Deanna] There's
someone behind the door.

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- [Vince] What?

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- [Deanna] Its shadow is right there.

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- [Vince] I don't see anyone.

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- [Deanna] She's looking right at us.

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- [Vince] What?

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- [Deanna] No, Vince, no, no, no, no.

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- [Vince] It's nothing.

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(door creeking)

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It is cold in here though.

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- [Deanna] Oh, my god,
she's right behind you.

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No.

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No.

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(Deanna screams)
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- I'm Deanna, I'm Deanna,

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I'm Deanna, I'm D, I'm
D, I'm Deanna Rocca.

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- I'm Vince Rocca.

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- [Voiceover] Did he say Venti Mocha?

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- I'm a filmmaker and a reality TV editor.

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- And I am a zoo veterinary tech.

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- [Both] And together we make

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the Travel Show "Life Doesn't Suck."

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- I know you're thinking,

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"I thought you made cool
Rubik's Cube videos,"

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well, that's just one of my interests.

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My real passion is to
capture her bikini collection

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in cool tropical locations.

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- Sometimes we deviate
from our travel videos

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and we make silly videos
like "Shower Shower Shower"

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- And that pretty much sums up who we are.

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- The first question we were asked is,

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"Where are we staying?"

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- Where are we staying?

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- We are staying at the
beautiful Royal Kona Resort.

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- On the big island of Hawaii.

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- Big Island!

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- It's our first time to the big island.

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- Yep, it's pretty cool.

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- It's not her first
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- Shut up.

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Another question we often get asked is,

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"How long have we been together?"

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- 20 years married.

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- 29 years together.

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- We met thirty-two years
ago in Junior High School.

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She was wearing a pink Town
& Country shirt and a skirt.

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It was like a ray of light
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just a glow about her.

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It was like the first day
of summer at the beach.

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- The next question I get asked is,

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"Do I have any dream vacations?"

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And I wanna go to Florida in January

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to swim with the Manatees.

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- Are you nuts?

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That water is freezing.

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Like, are you going to wear a bikini?

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And those things are giants.

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Like they'll totally kill us.

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It's bad enough you have us
here swimming with stingrays.

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- Manta rays.

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- Like stingrays are what
killed the Croc Hunter!

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- Manta rays.
- This is nuts.

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Why can't we just stay
home and buy a classic car?

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- You have enough time
in your golden years

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to go buy a stupid car.

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- Here's a question I
get asked all the time,

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"What's the hardest part about vlogging?"

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It's trying to make an entertaining vlog.

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To come up with a story that
entertains you for the day.

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Every morning I wake up
and I sit there and I go,

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"Well, what am I gonna
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to be interesting to watch?"

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You have to produce your day.

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And that's difficult.

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Like today, I'm producing the
day to go swim with Stingrays.

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- Manta rays.

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- Wait, I'll record.

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Don't pull over.

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We don't have time.

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We're going to miss it.

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Agh, he is obsessed.

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He's gotta get the perfect shot.

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Right now he's hooking
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so that he can get a drive by shot.

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We've only got 20 minutes
to get to the manta rays.

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And we're gonna be late.

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(sighs)

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He always does this.

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We're late.

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- [Vince] Slow Down.

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Slow up.

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I'm coming.

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- [Deanna] We're gonna miss it.

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- [Vince] Wait.

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(Vince breathing heavily)

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- [Deanna] Hurry.

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(Deanna snapping fingers)

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- Okay. (laughs)

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That concludes our,

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I say that concludes our trip
to the big island and you do.

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Okay.

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That concludes our trip to the big island.

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Try it again.

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That concludes our trip to
the big island of Hawaii.

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Got it, try it again.

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And that concludes our
trip to the big island.

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- Welp, vacation's over.

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- So it's time for home improvement.

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We're gonna take out this window-

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- And install a French door.

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- You might notice that
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The whole front of this house is brick,

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but under this window is
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I'm assuming this is because
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a French door was an option here.

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So today, we're ripping it out.

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(window glass breaks)

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Jesus Christ!

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- Let's get this demo started!

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(drilling)

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Oaf!

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- Harder than that.
- Oaf!

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(coughs)

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Owe.

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- Got a nail?

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- Yeah.

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Whew.

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- Oh wow.

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There's something in here.

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- [Vince] Yeah, there's a
bunch of electricity in there.

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- [Deanna] No, there's a box or something.

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- [Vince] What do you mean there's a box?

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- [Deanna] Look, there's a box.

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- What the hell is it?

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There's a cross on it.

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- Open it.

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Oh, it's a puzzle box.

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I think you're suppose to give it a whack.

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- What do you mean give it a whack?

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- (laughs) Let me show you.

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Line it up just so.

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There you go.

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Ha, Haaaa.

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- [Vince] Oh, there's a cross in it.

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You think it's white gold?

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- No.

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- [Vince] Maybe silver?
- Hope not.

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Oh, but look it's a Portate Cross.

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- What the hell is a Portate Cross?

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- See how it's angled?

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Portate Cross is a cross
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the crucifixee-

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- Crucifixer.

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Crucifixee.

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- (laughs) They were
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over their shoulder to
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And so the cross, see the angle.

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Picture that over the shoulder being drug

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up to the crucifixion site
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- I don't know.
- It's a Portate Cross.

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- I don't know why she knows that.

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I don't know how she knows
how to open this box.

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I'm hoping that maybe
this is like white gold

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and can pay for...

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How do you know it's not
white, you know everything?

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- Okay, okay.

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All right, maybe it is.

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- There you go,

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it could be white gold and pay

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for our entire renovation here.

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- Sure.

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- All right, which we have to finish.

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(drilling)

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- (whisper) Insurance,

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and they relocated putting my commute

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at like two hours each way.

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And I wasn't thrilled working
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so I decided to go back to school

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and pursue my RVT and I knew
I wanted to work with animals

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and I wanted to work in zoo
wildlife medicine conservation.

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And now, for RVT's,

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they offer all different
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And so I went ahead and
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in zoo medicine.

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But you know, lemme ask you a question.

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Does it hurt-

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- [Vince] Boo!

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(Deanna screams)

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(Vince laughs)

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Deanna sometimes talks to herself.

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She's done it-

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- [Deanna] Don't vlog that.

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- She's done it since she was a kid.

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Crazy.

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I have an event to attend
tonight but I've whipped

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up some yummy BBQ Chicken
salads for dinner.

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So, how was your day?

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- It was good.

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A lot of procedures.

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There was an emergency that came up.

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It was a little chaotic.
- What's the deal with that?

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- I think it looks nice.

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- Have you ever noticed

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that the devil only
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Look, I don't believe in God,
I don't believe in the devil,

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I don't believe in ghosts,

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goblins, spirits, none of that stuff.

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I have nothing to fear,
I sleep soundly at night.

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- Did you ever think that if you believed,

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that it might actually open
your mind to new possibilities?

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I think we're always
surrounded by good, by evil.

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There might always be
spirits and ghosts around,

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but when you don't believe,

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you've just shut your
mind off to all of that.

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- So what you're saying is, if
you believe, it can hurt you?

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- Or it can help you.

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- But if you don't believe,

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it can't hurt you or help you,

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so you're safe and you've
got nothing to fear?

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00:13:30.260 --> 00:13:31.093
- Sure.

266
00:13:31.093 --> 00:13:31.926
Whatever.

267
00:13:37.093 --> 00:13:37.926
- Love you.

268
00:13:37.926 --> 00:13:38.759
- Love you.

269
00:13:38.759 --> 00:13:39.592
- I'm gonna be home super late,

270
00:13:39.592 --> 00:13:41.426
but you will vlog something?

271
00:13:41.426 --> 00:13:42.259
- Promise.

272
00:13:42.259 --> 00:13:43.495
- You'll vlog something super interesting?

273
00:13:43.495 --> 00:13:44.406
- So spectacular.

274
00:13:44.406 --> 00:13:45.917
- Okay, people want to hear from you.

275
00:13:45.917 --> 00:13:47.868
- I promise it'll be great.

276
00:13:47.868 --> 00:13:48.966
I love you.

277
00:13:48.966 --> 00:13:49.817
- I love you.

278
00:13:49.817 --> 00:13:51.158
Okay, so I'm at a meeting

279
00:13:51.158 --> 00:13:52.735
of a bunch of filmmakers and editors.

280
00:13:52.735 --> 00:13:55.736
I've been here an hour and I
haven't vlogged anything yet.

281
00:13:55.736 --> 00:13:58.021
Hopefully Deanna is
vlogging some stuff at home,

282
00:13:58.021 --> 00:14:00.429
but maybe she fell asleep on the couch.

283
00:14:00.429 --> 00:14:04.179
Anyway, in case she did,
check out this view.

284
00:14:12.169 --> 00:14:14.530
(Deanna laughs)

285
00:14:14.530 --> 00:14:15.839
- Are you crazy?

286
00:14:15.839 --> 00:14:17.422
(laughs)

287
00:14:17.422 --> 00:14:18.998
Are you starving?

288
00:14:18.998 --> 00:14:20.623
Did I forget to feed you?

289
00:14:20.623 --> 00:14:22.843
Do you wanna go get something to eat?

290
00:14:22.843 --> 00:14:24.425
Shall we go get...

291
00:14:24.425 --> 00:14:25.428
(laughs)

292
00:14:25.428 --> 00:14:27.698
Are you queen of the mountain?

293
00:14:27.698 --> 00:14:28.584
Okay, lets go.

294
00:14:28.584 --> 00:14:30.545
Come on, you gotta get off of me.

295
00:14:30.545 --> 00:14:31.449
Come on.

296
00:14:31.449 --> 00:14:33.782
Come on, we gotta get going.

297
00:14:34.759 --> 00:14:36.926
(laughs)

298
00:15:13.757 --> 00:15:14.840
What is that?

299
00:15:24.318 --> 00:15:25.151
(ominous music)

300
00:15:25.151 --> 00:15:27.734
(Deanna gasps)

301
00:15:31.401 --> 00:15:34.791
- Okay, so I wasn't going
to vlog this, but...

302
00:15:34.791 --> 00:15:35.624
(laughs)

303
00:15:35.624 --> 00:15:36.952
Just ignore the camera.

304
00:15:36.952 --> 00:15:39.487
So what is your problem
with Quentin Tarantino?

305
00:15:39.487 --> 00:15:41.620
- He steals from other movies.

306
00:15:41.620 --> 00:15:42.737
Now it's not homage.

307
00:15:42.737 --> 00:15:43.944
It's out right theft.

308
00:15:43.944 --> 00:15:47.213
- No I think that he is
a real big fan of film

309
00:15:47.213 --> 00:15:48.882
and he just wants to share his love

310
00:15:48.882 --> 00:15:49.797
for historical film with his.

311
00:15:49.797 --> 00:15:51.315
- It's theft.

312
00:15:51.315 --> 00:15:53.233
- No, it's more like he borrows.

313
00:15:53.233 --> 00:15:56.765
He rents the ideas?
- It's outright theft!

314
00:15:56.765 --> 00:16:00.415
- Oh, my god, can I be in your vlog?

315
00:16:00.415 --> 00:16:02.665
- I think you actually are.

316
00:16:04.371 --> 00:16:05.892
- I love your vlog.

317
00:16:05.892 --> 00:16:07.746
I watch it all the time.

318
00:16:07.746 --> 00:16:09.243
- (laughs) That is awesome.

319
00:16:09.243 --> 00:16:10.652
- [Jay] (laughs) You got a fan?

320
00:16:10.652 --> 00:16:13.109
(both laugh)

321
00:16:13.109 --> 00:16:16.859
- Come on, this is a
pretty cool shot, right?

322
00:16:18.572 --> 00:16:21.882
Okay, so I'm suppose to be
vlogging this whole time,

323
00:16:21.882 --> 00:16:25.119
but I fell asleep on the couch.

324
00:16:25.119 --> 00:16:26.945
And now I'm hungry.

325
00:16:26.945 --> 00:16:29.945
So I'm gonna get myself some cereal.

326
00:16:31.066 --> 00:16:33.893
The extent of my cool shots
was what you just saw.

327
00:16:33.893 --> 00:16:36.121
Vince would be getting all the cool shots

328
00:16:36.121 --> 00:16:39.150
of the cereal going in the bowl.

329
00:16:39.150 --> 00:16:42.012
(screams)
(glass brakes)

330
00:16:42.012 --> 00:16:43.501
Oh, my god.

331
00:16:43.501 --> 00:16:46.584
(laughs) Oh, my god.

332
00:16:47.423 --> 00:16:49.449
That scared the crap out of me.

333
00:16:49.449 --> 00:16:52.323
How'd that happen? (laughs)

334
00:16:52.323 --> 00:16:53.240
Oh, my god.

335
00:16:54.369 --> 00:16:55.808
You know, Vince always told me,

336
00:16:55.808 --> 00:16:57.728
don't stack the glasses that way,

337
00:16:57.728 --> 00:17:00.692
and maybe I should have listened to him.

338
00:17:00.692 --> 00:17:05.091
Oh, my god, that scared
the crap out of me.

339
00:17:05.091 --> 00:17:08.091
(crickets chirping)

340
00:17:11.120 --> 00:17:13.061
(scraping)

341
00:17:24.546 --> 00:17:27.046
(fly buzzing)

342
00:17:30.266 --> 00:17:31.099
Oh.

343
00:17:33.504 --> 00:17:34.337
Oh god.

344
00:17:36.729 --> 00:17:37.562
Oh.

345
00:17:38.499 --> 00:17:40.416
Oh, my toe, oh, my toe.

346
00:17:41.369 --> 00:17:42.890
Oh my toe.

347
00:17:42.890 --> 00:17:44.275
Oh my toe.

348
00:17:44.275 --> 00:17:45.713
Oh god.

349
00:17:45.713 --> 00:17:46.546
Oh my toe.

350
00:17:55.768 --> 00:17:57.009
(exhale)

351
00:17:57.009 --> 00:17:58.676
My toe really hurts.

352
00:18:01.029 --> 00:18:02.250
I don't really wanna vlog this,

353
00:18:02.250 --> 00:18:04.771
but Vince will kill me if I don't.

354
00:18:04.771 --> 00:18:08.277
You know, gotta vlog
something interesting.

355
00:18:08.277 --> 00:18:09.110
Owe.

356
00:18:20.442 --> 00:18:22.275
Ah, this always burns.

357
00:18:26.509 --> 00:18:27.342
Oh, owe.

358
00:18:28.802 --> 00:18:30.375
Ohhhh.

359
00:18:30.375 --> 00:18:33.042
Now I gotta wait for it to work.

360
00:18:34.120 --> 00:18:35.537
It's pretty numb.

361
00:18:37.355 --> 00:18:39.088
I can't feel that.

362
00:18:39.088 --> 00:18:40.588
Oh, this is gross.

363
00:18:42.091 --> 00:18:44.258
This is really disgusting.

364
00:18:47.323 --> 00:18:49.156
All right, here we go.

365
00:18:50.310 --> 00:18:51.143
Owe.

366
00:18:52.602 --> 00:18:56.424
Oh, my god, it's just all lifting off.

367
00:18:56.424 --> 00:18:57.257
Oh, my god.

368
00:18:57.257 --> 00:18:58.090
Oh.

369
00:18:59.858 --> 00:19:02.576
Oh, that is disgusting.

370
00:19:02.576 --> 00:19:04.047
- It was a great meeting.

371
00:19:04.047 --> 00:19:05.260
I made a lot of great connections.

372
00:19:05.260 --> 00:19:06.536
They had pretzels.

373
00:19:06.536 --> 00:19:11.036
But it is super-late and
it's time for me to get home.

374
00:19:12.760 --> 00:19:15.148
- (exhales) After everything
that has happened tonight,

375
00:19:15.148 --> 00:19:17.231
I am really freaking out.

376
00:19:18.082 --> 00:19:20.523
I just...

377
00:19:20.523 --> 00:19:21.356
I'm going crazy.

378
00:19:21.356 --> 00:19:24.111
I set the alarm and I'm
just gonna watch some TV

379
00:19:24.111 --> 00:19:26.539
until Vince gets home.

380
00:19:26.539 --> 00:19:28.044
(eerie music)

381
00:19:28.044 --> 00:19:30.211
(screams)

382
00:19:46.798 --> 00:19:50.139
- What, did you pop a
Vicodin or something?

383
00:19:50.139 --> 00:19:51.323
- Last night-

384
00:19:51.323 --> 00:19:52.498
- Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.

385
00:19:52.498 --> 00:19:54.081
All right, so full.

386
00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:58.488
So go ahead, tell your story.

387
00:19:58.488 --> 00:20:01.189
- Last night, I sat down on
the couch to watch some TV,

388
00:20:01.189 --> 00:20:04.441
and I look over, and I swear
I saw the shadowy figure

389
00:20:04.441 --> 00:20:06.439
of a women sitting next to me.

390
00:20:06.439 --> 00:20:08.777
But that's not her.

391
00:20:08.777 --> 00:20:09.984
Where'd she come from?

392
00:20:09.984 --> 00:20:14.810
- Okay, so full disclosure, I
actually added this girl in,

393
00:20:14.810 --> 00:20:18.393
but this is what it
looks like without her.

394
00:20:19.589 --> 00:20:21.591
(Deanna screams)

395
00:20:21.591 --> 00:20:24.626
(laughs) Cracks me up.

396
00:20:24.626 --> 00:20:27.850
- I swear to god, there
was a woman sitting there,

397
00:20:27.850 --> 00:20:30.850
shadowy figure, and she had no legs.

398
00:20:32.570 --> 00:20:36.003
- (laughs) Then she would
be easy to run from.

399
00:20:36.003 --> 00:20:36.836
- Whatever.

400
00:20:36.836 --> 00:20:37.760
Well, who is she?

401
00:20:37.760 --> 00:20:39.559
(screams)

402
00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:40.392
- Oh.

403
00:20:41.642 --> 00:20:43.630
I met her at the mixer last night.

404
00:20:43.630 --> 00:20:46.276
She's an aspiring vlogger.

405
00:20:46.276 --> 00:20:47.230
She watches our vlogs.

406
00:20:47.230 --> 00:20:52.063
And she lives nearby, so I
messaged her and she came over.

407
00:20:54.964 --> 00:20:58.464
It turns out that she's kinda slow though.

408
00:20:59.318 --> 00:21:01.650
- What do you mean slow?

409
00:21:01.650 --> 00:21:05.463
- Well, when I met her, I
thought she was kinda drunk,

410
00:21:05.463 --> 00:21:08.546
but it turns out she's kinda special.

411
00:21:10.444 --> 00:21:15.071
But not as special as you. (laughs)

412
00:21:15.071 --> 00:21:18.514
(Deanna screams)

413
00:21:18.514 --> 00:21:20.504
- (laughs) Wait, I haven't
gotten to show you the shadow

414
00:21:20.504 --> 00:21:22.196
I put in the kitchen.

415
00:21:22.196 --> 00:21:25.226
I think that turned out
better than this actually.

416
00:21:25.226 --> 00:21:26.836
Don't you wanna see the shadow.

417
00:21:26.836 --> 00:21:28.042
- [Deanna] No.

418
00:21:28.042 --> 00:21:30.805
- [Vince] But it looks really good.

419
00:21:30.805 --> 00:21:33.776
My ghost turned out okay, right?

420
00:21:33.776 --> 00:21:35.492
- [Deanna] Sure.

421
00:21:35.492 --> 00:21:37.311
- [Vince] So you don't want to see it?

422
00:21:37.311 --> 00:21:39.548
- [Deanna] No, I saw it in real life.

423
00:21:39.548 --> 00:21:40.877
- [Vince] You mad at me?

424
00:21:40.877 --> 00:21:42.914
- [Deanna] No, I'm not mad.

425
00:21:42.914 --> 00:21:45.545
- [Vince] Okay, sorry.

426
00:21:45.545 --> 00:21:48.045
(door closes)

427
00:21:52.392 --> 00:21:54.120
Today we're doing a how to video.

428
00:21:54.120 --> 00:21:56.940
How to replace this broken ceiling fan

429
00:21:56.940 --> 00:21:58.338
with another ceiling fan.

430
00:21:58.338 --> 00:22:00.082
And Michael is here to give me a hand.

431
00:22:00.082 --> 00:22:02.665
(upbeat music)

432
00:22:07.641 --> 00:22:10.436
Agh, I need a fresh battery.

433
00:22:10.436 --> 00:22:11.269
- I gotcha.
- Can you get

434
00:22:11.269 --> 00:22:12.686
me a new battery?

435
00:22:14.394 --> 00:22:16.061
- Owe, Jesus Christ!

436
00:22:19.469 --> 00:22:20.862
- Hey.
- I thought I turned that off.

437
00:22:20.862 --> 00:22:23.029
- Mind fixing this for me?

438
00:22:23.866 --> 00:22:24.699
- Why?

439
00:22:24.699 --> 00:22:25.599
Just throw that thing out.

440
00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:26.432
- What for?

441
00:22:26.432 --> 00:22:29.935
- It's kinda a weird thing
for an Atheist to have.

442
00:22:29.935 --> 00:22:32.705
- I'm not the Atheist, you're the atheist.

443
00:22:32.705 --> 00:22:34.454
I was always unsure.

444
00:22:34.454 --> 00:22:37.301
And the more I think about
it, the more I believe.

445
00:22:37.301 --> 00:22:38.393
- In what?

446
00:22:38.393 --> 00:22:39.810
- A higher power.

447
00:22:41.591 --> 00:22:42.424
(Vince sighs)

448
00:22:42.424 --> 00:22:44.352
- I got your power right here.

449
00:22:44.352 --> 00:22:46.935
(upbeat music)

450
00:22:57.446 --> 00:23:00.029
(gentle music)

451
00:23:17.780 --> 00:23:20.613
(energetic music)

452
00:23:29.017 --> 00:23:30.234
- [Vince] I think you're
going to cut your hand.

453
00:23:30.234 --> 00:23:31.067
- [Deanna] No, I'm not.

454
00:23:31.067 --> 00:23:32.352
- [Vince] What you have the patron saint

455
00:23:32.352 --> 00:23:33.948
of cuts protecting you?

456
00:23:33.948 --> 00:23:34.781
- [Deanna] Yeah.

457
00:23:34.781 --> 00:23:37.864
- [Vince] Be careful.
- [Deanna] Duh!

458
00:23:40.215 --> 00:23:41.754
- So today we are having a BBQ.

459
00:23:41.754 --> 00:23:44.643
This is Deanna in a
Bikini, her friend Amy,

460
00:23:44.643 --> 00:23:46.816
Amy's daughter Jenna is back there,

461
00:23:46.816 --> 00:23:49.022
and those are Jenna's 18-year-old friends.

462
00:23:49.022 --> 00:23:51.358
Come on over and say hi, girls.

463
00:23:51.358 --> 00:23:53.288
[Girls] Hi! (laughing)

464
00:23:53.288 --> 00:23:54.471
- That's gonna be the thumbnail.

465
00:23:54.471 --> 00:23:55.720
(engine roars)

466
00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:58.303
(upbeat music)

467
00:24:05.656 --> 00:24:07.257
- It can be yours.

468
00:24:07.257 --> 00:24:09.501
- I would love to have this car.

469
00:24:09.501 --> 00:24:10.334
- No.

470
00:24:10.334 --> 00:24:12.096
- But I would rather stay married.

471
00:24:12.096 --> 00:24:12.929
- Chicks dig these things, man.

472
00:24:12.929 --> 00:24:15.443
- [Girls] Whoa, nice car.

473
00:24:15.443 --> 00:24:17.912
- Maybe you should
upgrade to a newer model.

474
00:24:17.912 --> 00:24:20.912
(upbeat rock music)

475
00:24:29.325 --> 00:24:30.158
(Maia laughing)

476
00:24:30.158 --> 00:24:30.991
- [Jenna] It's nice.

477
00:24:30.991 --> 00:24:33.861
- (laughs) Oh, my god.

478
00:24:33.861 --> 00:24:35.861
- [Jenna] Car's so cool.

479
00:24:41.674 --> 00:24:43.424
Don't fall out, okay.

480
00:24:45.244 --> 00:24:47.827
(gentle music)

481
00:24:52.747 --> 00:24:54.683
- Oh, my god, I love your bandages,

482
00:24:54.683 --> 00:24:56.319
they're my favorite color.

483
00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:57.267
- [Amy] Thanks.

484
00:24:57.267 --> 00:24:58.547
Who's the creeper?

485
00:24:58.547 --> 00:24:59.788
He lives next door.

486
00:24:59.788 --> 00:25:02.871
Vince thinks we should be neighborly.

487
00:25:05.030 --> 00:25:07.697
(puppy barking)

488
00:25:12.706 --> 00:25:15.206
- Bye, I'll see you later mom.

489
00:25:17.536 --> 00:25:20.453
(jukebox rotating)

490
00:25:26.411 --> 00:25:28.825
(energetic music)

491
00:25:28.825 --> 00:25:30.642
- Now, we have a treat for you.

492
00:25:30.642 --> 00:25:32.075
We're gonna have a seance.

493
00:25:32.075 --> 00:25:34.809
I've got camera's all around this room.

494
00:25:34.809 --> 00:25:39.504
I've got a camera here, I've
got a second camera right here.

495
00:25:39.504 --> 00:25:41.736
This is camera number three.

496
00:25:41.736 --> 00:25:43.858
Camera number four.

497
00:25:43.858 --> 00:25:46.669
Plus, I have my vlogging camera.

498
00:25:46.669 --> 00:25:48.093
- Enough cameras, man?

499
00:25:48.093 --> 00:25:49.757
- [Vince] Actually no,
I wanna cover the house

500
00:25:49.757 --> 00:25:51.643
with surveillance cameras,
but Deanna won't let me.

501
00:25:51.643 --> 00:25:52.837
- [Deanna] Really strange.

502
00:25:52.837 --> 00:25:55.068
- Oh, you know it is an old house.

503
00:25:55.068 --> 00:25:58.167
- Well, I know, but these
aren't like old house noises.

504
00:25:58.167 --> 00:26:01.154
They're more like whispers and groans.

505
00:26:01.154 --> 00:26:03.955
They're not like creeks and cracks.

506
00:26:03.955 --> 00:26:06.050
- You should tell them
about your gimpy ghost.

507
00:26:06.050 --> 00:26:07.088
- Ooh.

508
00:26:07.088 --> 00:26:08.782
A couple nights ago,

509
00:26:08.782 --> 00:26:12.712
I saw a dark shadowy figure
right where you are now.

510
00:26:12.712 --> 00:26:15.056
- Ahhh, okay. (laughs)

511
00:26:15.056 --> 00:26:17.816
All right, so you see dead people?

512
00:26:17.816 --> 00:26:18.754
- I saw the dead.

513
00:26:18.754 --> 00:26:20.869
- And if we'd had surveillance
cameras all over this place

514
00:26:20.869 --> 00:26:21.720
we'd be able to prove it.

515
00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:22.750
- Yeah, but you just want those cameras

516
00:26:22.750 --> 00:26:24.359
so you can vlog all over the house.

517
00:26:24.359 --> 00:26:26.812
- Okay, I know, let's start the seance.

518
00:26:26.812 --> 00:26:27.645
- Seance?

519
00:26:27.645 --> 00:26:28.478
No.

520
00:26:28.478 --> 00:26:29.311
Not gonna happen.

521
00:26:29.311 --> 00:26:30.144
No seance.

522
00:26:30.144 --> 00:26:30.977
- Dude, why not?

523
00:26:30.977 --> 00:26:32.137
It's not like any of this is real.

524
00:26:32.137 --> 00:26:33.361
- How do you know?

525
00:26:33.361 --> 00:26:35.497
- 'Cause if ghosts exist,

526
00:26:35.497 --> 00:26:38.350
then that means God exists.

527
00:26:38.350 --> 00:26:40.308
And...

528
00:26:40.308 --> 00:26:42.877
...there's no proof that God is real.

529
00:26:42.877 --> 00:26:43.710
- [Vince] Yeah.

530
00:26:43.710 --> 00:26:44.543
- [Michael] I agree.

531
00:26:44.543 --> 00:26:46.276
- What about the beauty of nature?

532
00:26:46.276 --> 00:26:48.897
- Yeah, what about the horror of nature,

533
00:26:48.897 --> 00:26:52.912
like famine, and disease, and death?

534
00:26:52.912 --> 00:26:53.963
- Well, I think,

535
00:26:53.963 --> 00:26:58.944
you just have to have some
faith in God's plan, you know?

536
00:26:58.944 --> 00:27:02.035
- But faith is the
opposite of proof, right?

537
00:27:02.035 --> 00:27:03.835
Faith is actually the belief

538
00:27:03.835 --> 00:27:05.842
in something that can't be proven.

539
00:27:05.842 --> 00:27:10.026
So you can have faith in a God,
but doesn't make him exist.

540
00:27:10.026 --> 00:27:11.170
- Well, you know what,

541
00:27:11.170 --> 00:27:14.053
I have faith that there's
not gonna be a seance

542
00:27:14.053 --> 00:27:14.886
while I'm sitting.

543
00:27:14.886 --> 00:27:16.927
No, nothing good comes out of a seance.

544
00:27:16.927 --> 00:27:17.760
- [Vince] Dude, why?

545
00:27:17.760 --> 00:27:19.495
What is the worst that could happen?

546
00:27:19.495 --> 00:27:21.394
(lights flicker)

547
00:27:21.394 --> 00:27:23.894
- [Deanna] Shush, what's that?

548
00:27:34.899 --> 00:27:37.066
- (whisper) I like your dogs.

549
00:27:39.719 --> 00:27:42.386
- [Vince] What the hell is that?

550
00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:50.584
- (whisper) I like your dogs.

551
00:27:50.584 --> 00:27:51.597
- [Vince] Hello?

552
00:27:51.597 --> 00:27:52.430
- [Bill] Boo!

553
00:27:52.430 --> 00:27:53.877
(screams)

554
00:27:53.877 --> 00:27:55.678
- Bill's still here.

555
00:27:55.678 --> 00:28:00.417
- Come on, Mr. Video, I
know who your ghost is.

556
00:28:00.417 --> 00:28:02.540
One night I wake up to all this noise.

557
00:28:02.540 --> 00:28:03.373
- [Tom] Oh?

558
00:28:03.373 --> 00:28:06.724
- I look over the wall and
there's cops everywhere.

559
00:28:06.724 --> 00:28:08.606
I overhear one of the police say

560
00:28:08.606 --> 00:28:12.540
that the guy who lived here
shot his wife in the knee caps

561
00:28:12.540 --> 00:28:13.557
and then hung himself.

562
00:28:13.557 --> 00:28:14.390
- [Tom] Whoa.

563
00:28:14.390 --> 00:28:15.758
- In the knee caps?

564
00:28:15.758 --> 00:28:18.264
- Apparently, he blew her knees off

565
00:28:18.264 --> 00:28:21.025
so that her hobble would always remind her

566
00:28:21.025 --> 00:28:22.631
of what happened that day.

567
00:28:22.631 --> 00:28:23.464
- [Michael] Oh.

568
00:28:23.464 --> 00:28:24.647
- That's what the cop said.

569
00:28:24.647 --> 00:28:26.369
But she bled out and died,

570
00:28:26.369 --> 00:28:28.964
so I guess his plan didn't work out.

571
00:28:28.964 --> 00:28:32.089
- [Vince] And these were the
people that used to live here?

572
00:28:32.089 --> 00:28:35.839
- Yeah, Jose and Patricia

573
00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:38.100
or something super-Mexican like that.

574
00:28:38.100 --> 00:28:40.669
- And that's why you got
such a deal on the house.

575
00:28:40.669 --> 00:28:43.113
- [Tom] How do you not know this?

576
00:28:43.113 --> 00:28:45.041
- [Vince] The house was
a bank repossession.

577
00:28:45.041 --> 00:28:47.725
- Or was it a po-ssession.

578
00:28:47.725 --> 00:28:49.256
Right, are you with me?
(lights flicker)

579
00:28:49.256 --> 00:28:50.089
- [Deanna] Vincent,

580
00:28:50.089 --> 00:28:53.642
did your ceiling fan
repair fry our electricity?

581
00:28:53.642 --> 00:28:56.142
(eerie music)

582
00:29:08.457 --> 00:29:11.040
(upbeat music)

583
00:29:14.040 --> 00:29:17.413
- I'm at work today and It's
time for me to do treatments,

584
00:29:17.413 --> 00:29:18.311
and the way I do that is

585
00:29:18.311 --> 00:29:21.223
I take the medication and
I hide them in a food item.

586
00:29:21.223 --> 00:29:22.806
So lets go do that.

587
00:29:26.796 --> 00:29:27.923
Come on.

588
00:29:27.923 --> 00:29:29.178
You want one?

589
00:29:29.178 --> 00:29:30.635
Come on.

590
00:29:30.635 --> 00:29:33.184
She's not gonna come.

591
00:29:33.184 --> 00:29:34.118
Good girl.

592
00:29:34.118 --> 00:29:36.951
(energetic music)

593
00:29:44.681 --> 00:29:45.764
Hi baby bear.

594
00:30:06.605 --> 00:30:08.188
Was that delicious?

595
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:11.972
- [Christina] Chase me, chase me.

596
00:30:11.972 --> 00:30:13.382
Come on.

597
00:30:13.382 --> 00:30:15.526
- [Vince] We have a special guest.

598
00:30:15.526 --> 00:30:18.740
Everybody, you remember Christina?

599
00:30:18.740 --> 00:30:20.324
She decided to stalk me.

600
00:30:20.324 --> 00:30:22.549
(Christina giggles)

601
00:30:22.549 --> 00:30:24.135
- I wasn't stalking you.

602
00:30:24.135 --> 00:30:27.635
- [Vince] You were waiting in my driveway.

603
00:30:30.090 --> 00:30:32.222
- [Christina] Come on, chase me.

604
00:30:32.222 --> 00:30:33.877
Come on.

605
00:30:33.877 --> 00:30:35.294
Come on, come on.

606
00:30:48.749 --> 00:30:50.304
- Say goodbye to everybody.

607
00:30:50.304 --> 00:30:51.537
- Bye everybody.
- Bye.

608
00:30:51.537 --> 00:30:53.564
Vlogs over. See you Christina.

609
00:30:53.564 --> 00:30:54.397
- Bye.

610
00:30:54.397 --> 00:30:56.696
- Definitely an interesting.

611
00:30:56.696 --> 00:30:57.529
Yeah.

612
00:30:57.529 --> 00:30:58.362
- I had fun.

613
00:30:58.362 --> 00:30:59.195
- I'm home.

614
00:30:59.195 --> 00:31:00.028
You're gonna go home?

615
00:31:00.028 --> 00:31:02.245
- Can I play with the dogs more?

616
00:31:02.245 --> 00:31:03.318
- Maybe later.

617
00:31:03.318 --> 00:31:04.401
- Okay.

618
00:31:04.401 --> 00:31:08.907
- Okay, you're gonna go
home now though, right?

619
00:31:08.907 --> 00:31:09.740
- Bye.

620
00:31:25.851 --> 00:31:28.684
(thunder roaring)

621
00:31:36.038 --> 00:31:37.304
(doorbell rings)

622
00:31:37.304 --> 00:31:39.230
- Pull up was a total failure.

623
00:31:39.230 --> 00:31:42.660
But at least, it's mail time.

624
00:31:42.660 --> 00:31:45.230
I've been waiting for these for a while.

625
00:31:45.230 --> 00:31:47.598
Not only because I love tech,

626
00:31:47.598 --> 00:31:50.765
but because, well, you know, stalkers.

627
00:31:52.322 --> 00:31:56.687
I wanna stress, we love that
you guys watch our videos.

628
00:31:56.687 --> 00:31:59.155
You could spend your
entertainment time anywhere

629
00:31:59.155 --> 00:32:00.448
and you spend it with us,

630
00:32:00.448 --> 00:32:02.747
and we really appreciate that.

631
00:32:02.747 --> 00:32:04.446
But there's gotta be boundaries.

632
00:32:04.446 --> 00:32:07.945
And waiting out in front
of my house for me,

633
00:32:07.945 --> 00:32:09.262
that's a little weird.

634
00:32:09.262 --> 00:32:12.762
So, hopefully, these will discourage that.

635
00:32:15.589 --> 00:32:17.564
Today, I'm gonna to unbox, review,

636
00:32:17.564 --> 00:32:19.897
and setup these security cameras.

637
00:32:19.897 --> 00:32:22.480
(knife clicks)

638
00:32:47.496 --> 00:32:49.710
All right, so I've got a
camera set up right here.

639
00:32:49.710 --> 00:32:51.195
I've got another one set up right here.

640
00:32:51.195 --> 00:32:53.112
This one here catches the living room.

641
00:32:53.112 --> 00:32:54.945
And with not only one,

642
00:32:56.100 --> 00:33:01.100
but two cameras in the bedroom,
it should capture sexy time!

643
00:33:36.146 --> 00:33:36.979
- Hello.

644
00:33:37.825 --> 00:33:38.726
- [Vince] Hey.

645
00:33:38.726 --> 00:33:39.704
- Hi.

646
00:33:39.704 --> 00:33:43.360
- [Vince] Check out our
new security cameras.

647
00:33:43.360 --> 00:33:45.236
- How much were those?

648
00:33:45.236 --> 00:33:47.619
- Can you really put a
price on peace of mind?

649
00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:50.647
- Yeah, it's called an alarm.

650
00:33:50.647 --> 00:33:53.090
- Maybe this will make you feel better?

651
00:33:53.090 --> 00:33:54.754
- Awe, you fixed it!

652
00:33:54.754 --> 00:33:56.118
Oh, wee.

653
00:33:56.118 --> 00:33:57.316
Thank you.

654
00:33:57.316 --> 00:33:59.899
(gentle music)

655
00:34:02.551 --> 00:34:05.218
(Vince snoring)

656
00:34:14.614 --> 00:34:17.281
(Vince snoring)

657
00:35:01.728 --> 00:35:04.395
(Vince screams)

658
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:09.356
- (laughs) I bet you're glad
we have video cameras now?

659
00:35:09.356 --> 00:35:10.189
- [Vince] Funny.

660
00:35:10.189 --> 00:35:11.022
Ha ha.

661
00:35:11.022 --> 00:35:11.855
Yeah.

662
00:35:13.262 --> 00:35:16.130
All right, you wanna step up the game?

663
00:35:16.130 --> 00:35:16.963
- No.

664
00:35:16.963 --> 00:35:19.245
No, I was getting you back.

665
00:35:19.245 --> 00:35:20.078
- Nope.

666
00:35:20.078 --> 00:35:21.078
It's on now.

667
00:35:29.036 --> 00:35:30.474
(kissing)

668
00:35:30.474 --> 00:35:31.307
Goodnight.

669
00:35:31.307 --> 00:35:32.218
- [Deanna] Night.

670
00:35:32.218 --> 00:35:33.558
Don't stay up too late.

671
00:35:33.558 --> 00:35:34.484
- [Vince] I won't.

672
00:35:34.484 --> 00:35:35.317
I've got,

673
00:35:35.317 --> 00:35:36.751
I gotta edit tomorrows vlog,

674
00:35:36.751 --> 00:35:38.784
so it shouldn't be more
than a couple hours.

675
00:35:38.784 --> 00:35:39.617
- All right.

676
00:35:39.617 --> 00:35:43.234
Can you open the window before you go?

677
00:35:43.234 --> 00:35:44.067
Thank you.

678
00:35:44.067 --> 00:35:45.298
- [Vince] Yep

679
00:35:45.298 --> 00:35:48.048
(window opening)

680
00:35:49.708 --> 00:35:50.541
Sleep well.

681
00:35:50.541 --> 00:35:52.565
- I will, you too.

682
00:35:52.565 --> 00:35:54.565
(yawns)

683
00:36:06.100 --> 00:36:08.767
(ominous music)

684
00:36:12.631 --> 00:36:16.464
Vince, don't pull my
leg, I'm trying to sleep.

685
00:36:17.895 --> 00:36:20.145
Please, don't pull my feet.

686
00:36:33.569 --> 00:36:35.736
(gasping)

687
00:36:36.764 --> 00:36:37.597
Vince!

688
00:36:44.094 --> 00:36:44.981
- [Vince] What?

689
00:36:44.981 --> 00:36:46.101
What?

690
00:36:46.101 --> 00:36:48.040
What, what, what, what, what?

691
00:36:48.040 --> 00:36:48.973
- [Deanna] Do you see it?

692
00:36:48.973 --> 00:36:51.684
- [Vince] See, see what?

693
00:36:51.684 --> 00:36:54.958
- [Deanna] There's
someone behind the door.

694
00:36:54.958 --> 00:36:56.208
- [Vince] What?

695
00:36:57.729 --> 00:37:00.625
- [Deanna] Its shadow is right there.

696
00:37:00.625 --> 00:37:02.974
- [Vince] I don't, I don't see anyone.

697
00:37:02.974 --> 00:37:05.636
- [Deanna] She's looking right at us.

698
00:37:05.636 --> 00:37:07.564
- [Vince] What?

699
00:37:07.564 --> 00:37:10.864
- [Deanna] No, Vince, no, no, no, no.

700
00:37:10.864 --> 00:37:11.697
- It's nothing.

701
00:37:11.697 --> 00:37:14.319
(door swinging)

702
00:37:14.319 --> 00:37:16.486
It is cold in here though.

703
00:37:18.018 --> 00:37:21.199
- [Deanna] Oh, my god,
she's right behind you.

704
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:22.032
No.

705
00:37:24.052 --> 00:37:24.885
No.

706
00:37:26.866 --> 00:37:27.699
(eerie music)

707
00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:30.389
(screams)

708
00:37:30.389 --> 00:37:31.756
- Hun, calm down.

709
00:37:31.756 --> 00:37:32.998
It was nothing.

710
00:37:32.998 --> 00:37:34.118
It's no big deal.

711
00:37:34.118 --> 00:37:35.711
It was just the wind.

712
00:37:35.711 --> 00:37:36.544
- [Deanna] No.

713
00:37:36.544 --> 00:37:37.445
No.
- Yeah, watch.

714
00:37:37.445 --> 00:37:38.278
- [Deanna] (weeps) It was more than that.

715
00:37:38.278 --> 00:37:39.111
It was more than that.

716
00:37:39.111 --> 00:37:40.930
No, no, no.
- Watch, watch, here, look.

717
00:37:40.930 --> 00:37:42.638
See the door is fine.

718
00:37:42.638 --> 00:37:43.471
Look.

719
00:37:43.471 --> 00:37:44.831
(door closes)

720
00:37:44.831 --> 00:37:46.786
- [Deanna] But it looked at me.

721
00:37:46.786 --> 00:37:48.653
It looked at me.

722
00:37:48.653 --> 00:37:50.153
- Are you praying?

723
00:38:01.218 --> 00:38:03.801
(engine stops)

724
00:38:08.270 --> 00:38:09.437
So last night?

725
00:38:10.859 --> 00:38:13.776
- There was something in that room.

726
00:38:16.670 --> 00:38:18.701
- The house is like 50 years old,

727
00:38:18.701 --> 00:38:22.618
so there's a whole bunch
of squeaks and drafts.

728
00:38:24.288 --> 00:38:26.308
- Yeah, I don't know.

729
00:38:26.308 --> 00:38:28.879
I don't know what's wrong with me.

730
00:38:28.879 --> 00:38:30.962
- Lack of sexy time I'm guessing.

731
00:38:30.962 --> 00:38:33.232
(both laugh)

732
00:38:33.232 --> 00:38:35.133
- Well, some sexy time tonight?

733
00:38:35.133 --> 00:38:36.133
- Whoo, hoo!

734
00:38:42.772 --> 00:38:45.698
I am on my way to Tom's house for lunch.

735
00:38:45.698 --> 00:38:48.549
So where are you taking me to lunch today?

736
00:38:48.549 --> 00:38:51.104
- So you think that if she believes in God

737
00:38:51.104 --> 00:38:53.354
that she's gonna leave you?

738
00:38:55.536 --> 00:38:56.897
- (sighs) Well, yeah, yeah, yeah,

739
00:38:56.897 --> 00:38:58.201
I'm afraid that I'll lose her.

740
00:38:58.201 --> 00:38:59.034
- Why?

741
00:39:00.967 --> 00:39:03.425
- Isn't she gonna think I'm
a heathen if I don't believe?

742
00:39:03.425 --> 00:39:06.958
- All right, you gonna think
she's a zealot if she does?

743
00:39:06.958 --> 00:39:08.426
- Yeah, kind of.

744
00:39:08.426 --> 00:39:10.698
I mean, it's like a
vegan and a meat eater,

745
00:39:10.698 --> 00:39:13.310
they're too fundamentally
different, they can't be together.

746
00:39:13.310 --> 00:39:14.916
The vegan would never prepare meals

747
00:39:14.916 --> 00:39:16.947
for the meat eater because
they're disgusted by it.

748
00:39:16.947 --> 00:39:19.195
- All right, there's
more to life than meals,

749
00:39:19.195 --> 00:39:21.429
and yes, there's more to life than faith,

750
00:39:21.429 --> 00:39:24.940
but just keep on making the meals

751
00:39:24.940 --> 00:39:27.850
and have faith she doesn't
realize you're a knucklehead.

752
00:39:27.850 --> 00:39:29.669
(Vince laughs)

753
00:39:29.669 --> 00:39:32.502
(energetic music)

754
00:39:36.094 --> 00:39:38.391
- So check out the lovely
meal I've prepared.

755
00:39:38.391 --> 00:39:40.078
- It's delicious.

756
00:39:40.078 --> 00:39:41.033
- Cheers.

757
00:39:41.033 --> 00:39:42.158
- Cheers.

758
00:39:42.158 --> 00:39:45.405
(Vince laughs)

759
00:39:45.405 --> 00:39:46.731
- Hmmmmm.

760
00:39:46.731 --> 00:39:47.667
- More wine please.

761
00:39:47.667 --> 00:39:48.597
That was a full glass.

762
00:39:48.597 --> 00:39:49.797
What, are trying to get me drunk?

763
00:39:49.797 --> 00:39:51.028
(Vince laughs)

764
00:39:51.028 --> 00:39:53.861
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.

765
00:39:57.636 --> 00:39:58.469
- Whoa!

766
00:39:58.469 --> 00:40:01.700
(Deanna laughs)

767
00:40:01.700 --> 00:40:02.533
Oh, wow.

768
00:40:06.612 --> 00:40:10.017
- (sighs) Gotta keep up.

769
00:40:10.017 --> 00:40:11.193
(burps)

770
00:40:11.193 --> 00:40:13.276
(laughs)

771
00:40:14.149 --> 00:40:15.430
(snorts)

772
00:40:15.430 --> 00:40:17.513
(laughs)

773
00:40:18.964 --> 00:40:21.047
(snorts)

774
00:40:23.064 --> 00:40:24.647
- How sexy are you?

775
00:40:25.563 --> 00:40:26.906
- Ooh, so sexy.

776
00:40:26.906 --> 00:40:28.055
- Irresistible.

777
00:40:28.055 --> 00:40:31.536
(Deanna laughs)

778
00:40:31.536 --> 00:40:32.369
I should cleanse you,

779
00:40:32.369 --> 00:40:35.408
I should dump this wine on you
and cleanse you of all your-

780
00:40:35.408 --> 00:40:36.701
- Oh, no, you don't.

781
00:40:36.701 --> 00:40:37.858
- Impurities.
- Not if you want me

782
00:40:37.858 --> 00:40:40.532
to throw my wine on you.

783
00:40:40.532 --> 00:40:42.615
(laughs)

784
00:40:43.949 --> 00:40:46.833
- Like why did you do that?

785
00:40:46.833 --> 00:40:49.500
(Deanna laughs)

786
00:41:04.129 --> 00:41:06.796
(Vince exhales)

787
00:41:29.209 --> 00:41:33.209
- I think your shirt looks
better on me anyways.

788
00:41:36.363 --> 00:41:37.196
Vince?

789
00:41:45.179 --> 00:41:46.429
Where'd you go?

790
00:41:52.634 --> 00:41:54.467
Are you coming to bed?

791
00:41:56.623 --> 00:41:57.456
- [Vince] Wine?

792
00:41:57.456 --> 00:41:58.575
(Deanna screams)

793
00:41:58.575 --> 00:42:01.961
- (grunts) I think we've had enough wine.

794
00:42:01.961 --> 00:42:03.038
- Sexy time?

795
00:42:03.038 --> 00:42:04.038
- Sexy time!

796
00:42:05.062 --> 00:42:06.678
(Vince laughs)

797
00:42:06.678 --> 00:42:07.845
- [Vince] Ooh.

798
00:42:10.011 --> 00:42:10.844
- Ooh.

799
00:42:14.094 --> 00:42:15.770
- [Vince] What?

800
00:42:15.770 --> 00:42:17.353
- You have cameras.

801
00:42:19.474 --> 00:42:22.724
- [Vince] You want me to turn them off?

802
00:42:23.618 --> 00:42:25.618
- Let's make a sex tape!

803
00:42:27.155 --> 00:42:28.807
- [Vince] All right.

804
00:42:28.807 --> 00:42:31.189
- Yeah, baby, yeah.

805
00:42:31.189 --> 00:42:32.022
- What is that?

806
00:42:32.022 --> 00:42:33.100
- Austin Powers.

807
00:42:33.100 --> 00:42:34.933
- Yeah, don't do that.

808
00:42:36.946 --> 00:42:37.779
What, I got moves.

809
00:42:37.779 --> 00:42:40.430
(both laugh)

810
00:42:40.430 --> 00:42:42.597
(kissing)

811
00:42:52.015 --> 00:42:53.223
- What?

812
00:42:53.223 --> 00:42:54.056
It's nothing.

813
00:42:54.056 --> 00:42:55.639
Everything is fine.

814
00:43:06.513 --> 00:43:07.346
It's the dogs.

815
00:43:07.346 --> 00:43:08.179
Everything.

816
00:43:08.179 --> 00:43:09.560
Just relax.

817
00:43:09.560 --> 00:43:10.518
Yeah.

818
00:43:10.518 --> 00:43:12.685
(kissing)

819
00:43:23.688 --> 00:43:25.850
Yeah, what is that?

820
00:43:25.850 --> 00:43:27.100
- I don't know.

821
00:43:28.114 --> 00:43:28.947
(eerie music)

822
00:43:28.947 --> 00:43:30.738
(both screaming)

823
00:43:30.738 --> 00:43:31.571
- What the hell?

824
00:43:31.571 --> 00:43:32.404
- Holy crap.

825
00:43:32.404 --> 00:43:33.737
- What the hell?

826
00:43:36.764 --> 00:43:38.257
- There's something in this room.

827
00:43:38.257 --> 00:43:39.090
- What?

828
00:43:39.090 --> 00:43:39.923
- Shhhhh.

829
00:43:41.956 --> 00:43:43.123
I can feel it.

830
00:43:51.988 --> 00:43:52.838
- Where you going?

831
00:43:52.838 --> 00:43:54.736
- [Deanna] I'm not sleeping in this room.

832
00:43:54.736 --> 00:43:57.611
First it was the door,
now it's the ceiling fan.

833
00:43:57.611 --> 00:43:58.740
I am out of here.

834
00:43:58.740 --> 00:43:59.573
No way.

835
00:44:01.630 --> 00:44:03.047
- So no sex then?

836
00:44:38.851 --> 00:44:41.434
(gentle music)

837
00:44:56.687 --> 00:44:57.931
- [Vince] What am I suppose to do?

838
00:44:57.931 --> 00:45:00.137
She followed us home
on the dog walk again.

839
00:45:00.137 --> 00:45:01.803
- All right, well, how would you like it

840
00:45:01.803 --> 00:45:03.974
if some challenged guy followed me home?

841
00:45:03.974 --> 00:45:06.076
- [Vince] Does he have
like super-special strength

842
00:45:06.076 --> 00:45:07.159
or something?

843
00:45:08.158 --> 00:45:10.152
Look, I mean I just,

844
00:45:10.152 --> 00:45:12.902
I don't wanna be mean
'cause she's special.

845
00:45:12.902 --> 00:45:15.290
- She's also very pretty.

846
00:45:15.290 --> 00:45:17.210
- So she's pretty special.

847
00:45:17.210 --> 00:45:19.258
You can't keep coming over here.

848
00:45:19.258 --> 00:45:22.200
It's weird and it's intrusive.

849
00:45:22.200 --> 00:45:26.700
Okay, I mean, we love fans,
but you've crossed a line.

850
00:45:28.216 --> 00:45:29.049
- Okay.

851
00:45:30.266 --> 00:45:32.945
- [Vince] Okay, and no more dog walks.

852
00:45:32.945 --> 00:45:33.977
- Why?

853
00:45:33.977 --> 00:45:38.506
- [Vince] Well, for one,
you don't even have a dog.

854
00:45:38.506 --> 00:45:40.438
- Oh. (laughs)

855
00:45:40.438 --> 00:45:41.271
Okay.

856
00:45:44.481 --> 00:45:47.261
- [Vince] Do you
understand what I'm saying?

857
00:45:47.261 --> 00:45:48.948
- I crossed a line.

858
00:45:48.948 --> 00:45:51.195
I don't even have a dog.

859
00:45:51.195 --> 00:45:53.728
I shouldn't come over.

860
00:45:53.728 --> 00:45:55.196
- [Vince] All right, good enough.

861
00:45:55.196 --> 00:45:56.029
Just-

862
00:45:57.088 --> 00:45:57.921
- Okay

863
00:45:57.921 --> 00:45:59.078
- [Vince] Yeah, okay.

864
00:45:59.078 --> 00:45:59.911
- Bye

865
00:45:59.911 --> 00:46:00.744
- [Vince] Right.

866
00:46:00.744 --> 00:46:02.648
- Am I being mean?

867
00:46:02.648 --> 00:46:05.665
It's just weird to have some
stranger waiting for you

868
00:46:05.665 --> 00:46:06.498
in your driveway.

869
00:46:06.498 --> 00:46:07.593
(screams)

870
00:46:07.593 --> 00:46:10.176
(Vince laughs)

871
00:46:12.812 --> 00:46:15.145
I think we should get a gun.

872
00:46:16.744 --> 00:46:17.577
- For her?

873
00:46:17.577 --> 00:46:19.526
She's harmless.

874
00:46:19.526 --> 00:46:21.630
- But the next fan might not be,

875
00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:24.585
and you wanna vlog our lives to the world,

876
00:46:24.585 --> 00:46:28.799
so I think we should get some protection.

877
00:46:28.799 --> 00:46:31.858
- We have protection, we
have security cameras.

878
00:46:31.858 --> 00:46:34.643
- Those aren't gonna keep out intruders.

879
00:46:34.643 --> 00:46:36.560
- Well, the alarm will.

880
00:46:40.118 --> 00:46:41.218
Look, more importantly,

881
00:46:41.218 --> 00:46:42.873
are you sleeping in the master bedroom

882
00:46:42.873 --> 00:46:46.394
or do I need to call my girlfriend back?

883
00:46:46.394 --> 00:46:47.754
(laughs)

884
00:46:47.754 --> 00:46:49.087
Okay, seriously.

885
00:46:53.509 --> 00:46:57.750
- I don't want to sleep in that room.

886
00:46:59.409 --> 00:47:01.242
It's haunted in there.

887
00:47:03.040 --> 00:47:03.873
- Haunted?

888
00:47:08.947 --> 00:47:13.197
- Things are happening to
me that we can't explain.

889
00:47:17.296 --> 00:47:20.837
Can't we just camp out in here?

890
00:47:22.219 --> 00:47:25.469
- Yeah, I suppose we can sleep in here.

891
00:47:30.096 --> 00:47:32.096
Where'd you get a Bible?

892
00:47:33.091 --> 00:47:37.469
- I found it out back, I think
it belonged to Christina.

893
00:47:37.469 --> 00:47:38.302
- Huh?

894
00:47:42.859 --> 00:47:46.486
- "Keep this book of the
law always on your lips,

895
00:47:46.486 --> 00:47:49.077
meditate on it day and night

896
00:47:49.077 --> 00:47:53.356
so that you may be careful to
do everything written in it,

897
00:47:53.356 --> 00:47:57.850
then you will be
prosperous and successful."

898
00:47:57.850 --> 00:48:00.201
Joshua 1:08

899
00:48:00.201 --> 00:48:01.451
- What is that?

900
00:48:02.481 --> 00:48:05.898
- I don't know, this page was bookmarked.

901
00:48:09.016 --> 00:48:11.451
♪ On the first day of
Christmas Jesus said to thee ♪

902
00:48:11.451 --> 00:48:16.119
♪ Let there be light and a
partridge in a pear tree. ♪

903
00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:18.536
♪ Vince 69:69 ♪

904
00:48:20.582 --> 00:48:21.415
Stop it.

905
00:48:36.818 --> 00:48:37.835
(kissing)

906
00:48:37.835 --> 00:48:38.973
- [Vince] Good night, sweet dreams,

907
00:48:38.973 --> 00:48:40.588
I love you, see you in the morning.

908
00:48:40.588 --> 00:48:41.737
- [Deanna] Night, sweet
dreams, I love you,

909
00:48:41.737 --> 00:48:42.628
see you in the morning.

910
00:48:42.628 --> 00:48:44.098
- [Vince] Don't let the bed bugs bite.

911
00:48:44.098 --> 00:48:45.207
- [Deanna] I won't, you neither.

912
00:48:45.207 --> 00:48:47.332
- [Vince] I won't unless they
have tiny faces of Deanna.

913
00:48:47.332 --> 00:48:49.448
- [Deanna] I wont unless they
have tiny faces of Vince.

914
00:48:49.448 --> 00:48:50.969
- [Vince] Good night, sweetie.

915
00:48:50.969 --> 00:48:52.154
- [Deanna] Good night, honey.

916
00:48:52.154 --> 00:48:53.294
- [Vince] Sleep well

917
00:48:53.294 --> 00:48:54.877
- [Deanna] You too.

918
00:49:18.398 --> 00:49:20.981
(ominous music)

919
00:49:34.733 --> 00:49:37.316
(door closing)

920
00:49:41.002 --> 00:49:43.510
(wind blowing)

921
00:50:24.139 --> 00:50:27.627
- [Vince] Why are you
paranormal activating me?

922
00:50:27.627 --> 00:50:29.996
- This house is haunted.

923
00:50:29.996 --> 00:50:32.405
- (laughs) Wait, are you trying to tell me

924
00:50:32.405 --> 00:50:33.465
that you're possessed?

925
00:50:33.465 --> 00:50:34.875
- No!

926
00:50:34.875 --> 00:50:36.048
God no.

927
00:50:36.048 --> 00:50:38.100
(sniffles) But that's the second time

928
00:50:38.100 --> 00:50:40.143
that my leg has been pulled.

929
00:50:40.143 --> 00:50:42.475
- [Vince] It looks to
me like you're kicking.

930
00:50:42.475 --> 00:50:43.308
- No.

931
00:50:45.855 --> 00:50:47.692
Have I ever prayed like that before?

932
00:50:47.692 --> 00:50:48.525
- I don't know.

933
00:50:48.525 --> 00:50:51.775
There's a ton of footage to go through.

934
00:51:01.765 --> 00:51:02.932
- What's that?

935
00:51:04.494 --> 00:51:07.008
- It'll help me sleep.

936
00:51:07.008 --> 00:51:09.287
- You can't keep taking those.

937
00:51:09.287 --> 00:51:12.787
- Well, I can't keep night praying either.

938
00:51:25.704 --> 00:51:27.871
(kissing)

939
00:51:43.625 --> 00:51:46.208
(ominous music)

940
00:52:25.549 --> 00:52:28.132
(Deanna morns)

941
00:52:40.794 --> 00:52:43.211
(door slams)

942
00:53:47.354 --> 00:53:49.937
(door creeks open)

943
00:54:52.191 --> 00:54:54.858
(alarm beeping)

944
00:55:21.047 --> 00:55:23.714
(ominous music)

945
00:55:43.150 --> 00:55:43.983
- What do you think?

946
00:55:43.983 --> 00:55:46.333
It's pretty cool, yeah?

947
00:55:46.333 --> 00:55:48.333
- Do you believe in God?

948
00:55:49.572 --> 00:55:50.405
- I don't know.

949
00:55:50.405 --> 00:55:53.380
I don't think I believe God or gods exist.

950
00:55:53.380 --> 00:55:54.891
I'm just unconvinced.

951
00:55:54.891 --> 00:55:58.558
It's kinda like an
unfalsifiable hypothesis.

952
00:55:59.728 --> 00:56:02.138
Like Santa and his Elves.

953
00:56:02.138 --> 00:56:03.789
- Awe, man, don't mess with Santa.

954
00:56:03.789 --> 00:56:08.789
- If you can't feel it and you
can't see it, does it exist?

955
00:56:09.003 --> 00:56:11.034
- Well, his disciples saw him.

956
00:56:11.034 --> 00:56:13.034
- Yeah, 2,000 years ago.

957
00:56:13.879 --> 00:56:17.639
- Look, I don't know, I can't
feel or see a woman's orgasm,

958
00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:19.224
but I'm pretty sure it exists.

959
00:56:19.224 --> 00:56:22.174
- (laughs) Don't even get
me started on that one.

960
00:56:27.390 --> 00:56:28.678
- [Vince] So how is it?

961
00:56:28.678 --> 00:56:31.095
- [Michael] It's pretty cool.

962
00:56:42.616 --> 00:56:44.116
Vince, come quick!

963
00:56:45.323 --> 00:56:46.157
- [Vince] What?

964
00:56:46.157 --> 00:56:49.740
- [Michael] The gardener
fell off the deck.

965
00:56:58.950 --> 00:56:59.849
- [Vince] Holy crap.

966
00:56:59.849 --> 00:57:00.682
Juan!

967
00:57:00.682 --> 00:57:01.840
Juan!

968
00:57:01.840 --> 00:57:02.673
You okay?

969
00:57:07.002 --> 00:57:07.835
Juan!

970
00:57:07.835 --> 00:57:09.424
Juan!

971
00:57:09.424 --> 00:57:10.646
Well, he's alive.

972
00:57:10.646 --> 00:57:12.042
- [Michael] What?

973
00:57:12.042 --> 00:57:13.875
- [Vince] Blower, off.

974
00:57:16.466 --> 00:57:17.953
- [Michael] What the hell, man?

975
00:57:17.953 --> 00:57:18.786
- [Vince] What?

976
00:57:18.786 --> 00:57:20.082
Like you have water?

977
00:57:20.082 --> 00:57:21.445
Juan, Juan, are you okay?

978
00:57:21.445 --> 00:57:22.761
(Juan coughs)

979
00:57:22.761 --> 00:57:23.636
Call the police.

980
00:57:23.636 --> 00:57:25.055
- No policia.

981
00:57:25.055 --> 00:57:26.228
- You're hurt.

982
00:57:26.228 --> 00:57:27.503
You need Emergencia.

983
00:57:27.503 --> 00:57:28.428
Pharmacia.

984
00:57:28.428 --> 00:57:29.261
You need.

985
00:57:29.261 --> 00:57:30.094
- No, No.

986
00:57:30.996 --> 00:57:31.829
La migra!

987
00:57:33.095 --> 00:57:33.946
Call Hermano.

988
00:57:33.946 --> 00:57:36.529
(gentle music)

989
00:57:45.825 --> 00:57:46.658
- So check this out.

990
00:57:46.658 --> 00:57:50.714
The gardener was blowing
the deck and the rail broke

991
00:57:50.714 --> 00:57:52.431
and he fell off of it.

992
00:57:52.431 --> 00:57:53.264
- Shut up!

993
00:57:53.264 --> 00:57:54.097
- Yeah.

994
00:57:54.097 --> 00:57:56.834
But thank God, he's going to be okay.

995
00:57:56.834 --> 00:58:00.323
- Well, wouldn't God have saved him?

996
00:58:00.323 --> 00:58:02.925
- Well, if he would have
died, we'd be screwed.

997
00:58:02.925 --> 00:58:04.675
So your God saved us.

998
00:58:08.831 --> 00:58:11.398
- What, what's gotten into you?

999
00:58:11.398 --> 00:58:13.694
You're the one who believes in God?

1000
00:58:13.694 --> 00:58:15.164
- I thought you didn't?

1001
00:58:15.164 --> 00:58:18.074
- It's not that I believe
there isn't a God,

1002
00:58:18.074 --> 00:58:21.203
it's just that there is no real
evidence that a God exists.

1003
00:58:21.203 --> 00:58:23.528
But maybe that's what this is.

1004
00:58:23.528 --> 00:58:26.729
- Well, it's not even that I
really believe there is a God,

1005
00:58:26.729 --> 00:58:31.006
it's that life couldn't
exist just by coincidence.

1006
00:58:31.006 --> 00:58:33.411
I don't know, maybe it does.

1007
00:58:33.411 --> 00:58:36.019
You know, a guy almost died
in the back of our yard,

1008
00:58:36.019 --> 00:58:38.926
so how can there be a God?

1009
00:58:38.926 --> 00:58:40.284
- Almost!

1010
00:58:52.064 --> 00:58:52.897
Goodnight?

1011
00:58:52.897 --> 00:58:53.897
- Goodnight.

1012
00:59:03.886 --> 00:59:06.469
(ominous music)

1013
00:59:12.147 --> 00:59:14.897
(light flickers)

1014
00:59:19.634 --> 00:59:22.634
(door creeks)

1015
00:59:42.707 --> 00:59:45.658
(Deanna gasps)

1016
00:59:45.658 --> 00:59:47.325
- [Vince] What's up?

1017
01:00:09.795 --> 01:00:11.378
What are you doing?

1018
01:00:19.071 --> 01:00:19.904
You okay?

1019
01:00:44.309 --> 01:00:45.142
Deanna?

1020
01:01:06.056 --> 01:01:07.889
Are you sleep walking?

1021
01:01:15.135 --> 01:01:17.718
Oh, my god, your eyes are open.

1022
01:01:26.703 --> 01:01:30.286
I don't think I'm
suppose to mess with you.

1023
01:01:37.154 --> 01:01:39.821
(alarm beeping)

1024
01:01:48.791 --> 01:01:51.541
Why would you turn the alarm off?

1025
01:01:55.565 --> 01:01:58.232
(alarm beeping)

1026
01:03:20.050 --> 01:03:21.801
(Deanna screams)

1027
01:03:21.801 --> 01:03:23.234
What?

1028
01:03:23.234 --> 01:03:25.984
(alarm sounding)

1029
01:03:35.769 --> 01:03:37.566
(alarm stops)

1030
01:03:37.566 --> 01:03:38.399
Game room?

1031
01:03:45.726 --> 01:03:46.747
What the hell?

1032
01:03:46.747 --> 01:03:48.262
This is like the freakiest thing,

1033
01:03:48.262 --> 01:03:50.679
like how does this door open?

1034
01:03:52.609 --> 01:03:54.756
- [Deanna] I sleepwalk now?

1035
01:03:54.756 --> 01:03:56.496
- [Vince] Yeah, I don't know.

1036
01:03:56.496 --> 01:03:59.345
What I can't explain is the slider?

1037
01:03:59.345 --> 01:04:01.845
I mean, wind couldn't do this.

1038
01:04:02.847 --> 01:04:03.828
- [Christina] Tica, Tica.

1039
01:04:03.828 --> 01:04:04.923
Come on.

1040
01:04:04.923 --> 01:04:06.327
Come here, come on.

1041
01:04:06.327 --> 01:04:07.241
Come on.

1042
01:04:07.241 --> 01:04:08.324
Hey guys, hi.

1043
01:04:09.472 --> 01:04:13.042
Look at the puppies, look at the puppies.

1044
01:04:13.042 --> 01:04:14.271
Hi.

1045
01:04:14.271 --> 01:04:15.425
Hi.

1046
01:04:15.425 --> 01:04:17.405
- What the hell, Christina?

1047
01:04:17.405 --> 01:04:20.757
- [Christina] Wait, but they
are playing so good together.

1048
01:04:20.757 --> 01:04:22.566
- What are you doing?

1049
01:04:22.566 --> 01:04:25.583
- You said if I got a
dog I could go on walks.

1050
01:04:25.583 --> 01:04:26.791
- [Vince] No, I said that you coming

1051
01:04:26.791 --> 01:04:28.403
over here was inappropriate,

1052
01:04:28.403 --> 01:04:31.070
that you didn't even have a dog.

1053
01:04:32.527 --> 01:04:33.880
(sighs)

1054
01:04:33.880 --> 01:04:36.187
Look, this is trespassing.

1055
01:04:36.187 --> 01:04:37.185
We have cameras.

1056
01:04:37.185 --> 01:04:39.268
You can't come over here.

1057
01:04:40.837 --> 01:04:43.412
- But you need me.

1058
01:04:43.412 --> 01:04:44.915
- [Vince] No, we need viewers,

1059
01:04:44.915 --> 01:04:47.346
we don't need people coming
over and stalking us.

1060
01:04:47.346 --> 01:04:49.154
You have to go.

1061
01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:03.277
Oh, my god!

1062
01:05:04.188 --> 01:05:07.688
- She tries to take my
babies, I'll take care of her.

1063
01:05:07.688 --> 01:05:08.912
- What the hell is that?

1064
01:05:08.912 --> 01:05:09.745
- Nothing.

1065
01:05:09.745 --> 01:05:11.078
- Is that a gun?

1066
01:05:12.098 --> 01:05:14.556
Did you bring a gun?

1067
01:05:14.556 --> 01:05:15.973
- No, no, no, no.

1068
01:05:19.153 --> 01:05:21.146
- Where the hell did you get a gun?

1069
01:05:21.146 --> 01:05:22.906
- I bought it.

1070
01:05:22.906 --> 01:05:25.087
- You brought a gun into our house?

1071
01:05:25.087 --> 01:05:27.009
- We need protection from crazy fans,

1072
01:05:27.009 --> 01:05:29.820
and doors opening up in
the middle of the night.

1073
01:05:29.820 --> 01:05:32.709
I don't know, maybe it was
her, maybe she opened the door.

1074
01:05:32.709 --> 01:05:35.477
- These things are dangerous.

1075
01:05:35.477 --> 01:05:37.646
This thing is loaded.

1076
01:05:37.646 --> 01:05:39.313
- The safety was on.

1077
01:05:41.548 --> 01:05:44.317
- Look, if you wanna own a gun,

1078
01:05:44.317 --> 01:05:45.719
we've gotta learn how to use it.

1079
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:48.302
(upbeat music)

1080
01:05:52.190 --> 01:05:54.690
(guns firing)

1081
01:06:05.027 --> 01:06:06.739
So how is it?

1082
01:06:06.739 --> 01:06:08.015
- It's awesome.

1083
01:06:08.015 --> 01:06:10.765
(gunshot firing)

1084
01:06:27.177 --> 01:06:30.565
(ominous music)

1085
01:06:30.565 --> 01:06:33.091
(light flickers)

1086
01:06:33.091 --> 01:06:35.508
(door creeks)

1087
01:07:10.786 --> 01:07:13.453
(alarm beeping)

1088
01:07:17.566 --> 01:07:20.483
(door slides open)

1089
01:08:18.470 --> 01:08:19.887
- [Vince] Deanna?

1090
01:08:49.020 --> 01:08:50.703
(scraping)

1091
01:08:57.553 --> 01:08:58.720
What the hell?

1092
01:09:06.297 --> 01:09:08.197
(light bulb pops)

1093
01:09:31.427 --> 01:09:33.927
(fly buzzing)

1094
01:09:39.849 --> 01:09:40.919
Deanna?

1095
01:09:40.919 --> 01:09:42.502
What are you doing?

1096
01:09:54.564 --> 01:09:57.064
(fly buzzing)

1097
01:10:02.953 --> 01:10:03.953
- Oh, Jesus!

1098
01:10:06.013 --> 01:10:07.284
Deanna?

1099
01:10:07.284 --> 01:10:10.749
(Deanna laughs)

1100
01:10:10.749 --> 01:10:13.180
Are you sleep walking again?

1101
01:10:13.180 --> 01:10:16.049
Are you digging my grave?

1102
01:10:16.049 --> 01:10:17.977
- This isn't me. That's not real.

1103
01:10:17.977 --> 01:10:20.015
- [Vince] You're right there.

1104
01:10:20.015 --> 01:10:21.372
- You faked this.

1105
01:10:21.372 --> 01:10:22.892
- [Vince] How?

1106
01:10:22.892 --> 01:10:24.239
Why would I fake this?

1107
01:10:24.239 --> 01:10:25.304
- That's not me.

1108
01:10:25.304 --> 01:10:26.527
You faked it.

1109
01:10:26.527 --> 01:10:30.517
- [Vince] There's security
cameras, there's my vlog camera,

1110
01:10:30.517 --> 01:10:32.210
there's holes out back.

1111
01:10:32.210 --> 01:10:34.443
How could I fake this?

1112
01:10:37.518 --> 01:10:38.601
- Oh, my god!

1113
01:10:40.281 --> 01:10:41.608
This is real?

1114
01:10:41.608 --> 01:10:42.522
- [Vince] Yeah, okay.

1115
01:10:42.522 --> 01:10:44.081
While you obsess over this,

1116
01:10:44.081 --> 01:10:47.607
I'm gonna move some security cameras.

1117
01:10:47.607 --> 01:10:50.468
- Well, this camera and
this camera doesn't seem

1118
01:10:50.468 --> 01:10:52.829
to be doing much good up here.

1119
01:10:52.829 --> 01:10:56.217
If she's gonna bury me,
I want someone to see it.

1120
01:10:56.217 --> 01:10:59.217
- [Deanna] Hey, Vince, come in here.

1121
01:11:02.458 --> 01:11:04.907
I pulled up the footage
of when I was praying

1122
01:11:04.907 --> 01:11:08.477
and of the night the ceiling fan fell.

1123
01:11:08.477 --> 01:11:10.977
What do these file names mean?

1124
01:11:12.266 --> 01:11:15.127
- [Vince] Oh, the camera stamps it.

1125
01:11:15.127 --> 01:11:18.514
It like the camera name
the date and the time.

1126
01:11:18.514 --> 01:11:22.921
- [Deanna] Well, both
of these have 1:08 a.m.

1127
01:11:22.921 --> 01:11:24.793
on different dates.

1128
01:11:24.793 --> 01:11:28.960
And here, 1:08, is when
we started hearing noises.

1129
01:11:32.948 --> 01:11:34.600
- [Vince] So you wanna have an exorcism

1130
01:11:34.600 --> 01:11:35.511
or something at 1:08?

1131
01:11:35.511 --> 01:11:37.358
- [Deanna] No, no, no, no. (laughs)

1132
01:11:37.358 --> 01:11:39.278
- We could exorcize the demons!

1133
01:11:39.278 --> 01:11:40.948
- No, not where I was going,

1134
01:11:40.948 --> 01:11:42.526
we're not messing with this, no.

1135
01:11:42.526 --> 01:11:43.793
- We could get a Ouija board too.

1136
01:11:43.793 --> 01:11:45.298
- Oh, hell no.

1137
01:11:45.298 --> 01:11:47.314
No, no, no, no, no.

1138
01:11:47.314 --> 01:11:49.292
Vince, I don't want to do this.

1139
01:11:49.292 --> 01:11:50.125
- We already went over this.

1140
01:11:50.125 --> 01:11:51.357
What else are we gonna do?

1141
01:11:51.357 --> 01:11:53.750
- I don't know, hire someone
with more experience.

1142
01:11:53.750 --> 01:11:55.032
Like a priest?

1143
01:11:55.032 --> 01:11:55.939
- A virgin?

1144
01:11:55.939 --> 01:11:57.935
This is not a job for a virgin.

1145
01:11:57.935 --> 01:12:00.525
Look, I've seen the
"Exorcist" like 100 times,

1146
01:12:00.525 --> 01:12:04.240
I have a bible, I totally got this.

1147
01:12:04.240 --> 01:12:05.429
Maybe we should shut the lights?

1148
01:12:05.429 --> 01:12:06.343
- No!

1149
01:12:06.343 --> 01:12:08.214
- Fine, fine.

1150
01:12:08.214 --> 01:12:12.784
Ghostly spirit, if you
are here move something,

1151
01:12:12.784 --> 01:12:13.867
do something.

1152
01:12:15.758 --> 01:12:18.487
(Deanna exhales)

1153
01:12:18.487 --> 01:12:20.455
You feeling okay?

1154
01:12:20.455 --> 01:12:22.187
- Something's here.

1155
01:12:22.187 --> 01:12:23.102
- Fantastic!

1156
01:12:23.102 --> 01:12:24.352
Close the door.

1157
01:12:27.805 --> 01:12:29.388
- Do you hear that?

1158
01:12:30.260 --> 01:12:32.319
- I cast you out, ghostly spirit!

1159
01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:34.711
In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ!

1160
01:12:34.711 --> 01:12:36.951
It is he who commands you!

1161
01:12:36.951 --> 01:12:38.930
Be gone from this house.

1162
01:12:38.930 --> 01:12:41.608
In the name of the Father,
in the name of the Son,

1163
01:12:41.608 --> 01:12:43.620
in the name of the Holy Spirit.

1164
01:12:43.620 --> 01:12:46.261
It is the power of
Christ that compels you.

1165
01:12:46.261 --> 01:12:48.847
It is the power of Christ compels you!

1166
01:12:48.847 --> 01:12:50.988
Deanna, the response, please.

1167
01:12:50.988 --> 01:12:53.321
It is the power of Christ...

1168
01:12:54.371 --> 01:12:57.121
- (multiple voices shrieking)

1169
01:12:59.551 --> 01:13:00.811
- Oh, my god!

1170
01:13:00.811 --> 01:13:01.943
Are you okay?

1171
01:13:01.943 --> 01:13:02.898
Deanna?

1172
01:13:02.898 --> 01:13:04.648
Deanna, are you okay?

1173
01:13:08.932 --> 01:13:11.682
(Deanna gasps)

1174
01:13:13.121 --> 01:13:14.088
- Oh, god.

1175
01:13:14.088 --> 01:13:16.301
Oh, thank God, I thought...

1176
01:13:16.301 --> 01:13:20.153
Deanna isn't feeling well
today, so she's staying home.

1177
01:13:20.153 --> 01:13:23.124
I, on the other hand, am
on my way to the County...

1178
01:13:23.124 --> 01:13:24.519
Register Recorder.

1179
01:13:24.519 --> 01:13:26.167
I probably can't record in there,

1180
01:13:26.167 --> 01:13:30.834
but I have a hidden microphone,
so lets see what we get.

1181
01:13:36.656 --> 01:13:38.323
- [Clerk] How can I help you?

1182
01:13:38.323 --> 01:13:40.009
- I'd like to do a property search

1183
01:13:40.009 --> 01:13:44.176
to find out about the
previous owners of my house.

1184
01:13:49.275 --> 01:13:51.840
Well, I've got a list
of names and addresses,

1185
01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:53.037
now it's time to track them down.

1186
01:13:53.037 --> 01:13:55.620
(gentle music)

1187
01:15:13.029 --> 01:15:15.612
(ominous music)

1188
01:15:31.866 --> 01:15:34.533
(alarm beeping)

1189
01:15:36.823 --> 01:15:39.573
(alarm sounding)

1190
01:15:47.904 --> 01:15:48.737
Deanna?

1191
01:16:00.794 --> 01:16:01.627
Hello.

1192
01:16:04.900 --> 01:16:08.150
I think the passcode is ah Venti Mocha.

1193
01:16:10.116 --> 01:16:11.949
Yeah, what set it off?

1194
01:16:13.603 --> 01:16:15.886
Oh, I changed the code,

1195
01:16:15.886 --> 01:16:19.564
I think the wife must have
keyed in the wrong code.

1196
01:16:19.564 --> 01:16:21.334
(alarm keying)

1197
01:16:21.334 --> 01:16:22.651
Yeah, it's fine.

1198
01:16:22.651 --> 01:16:24.261
Yeah, you can cancel the police.

1199
01:16:24.261 --> 01:16:25.521
No, it's okay.

1200
01:16:25.521 --> 01:16:26.354
Thanks.

1201
01:16:30.146 --> 01:16:30.979
Deanna?

1202
01:16:36.443 --> 01:16:37.276
Deanna?

1203
01:16:40.524 --> 01:16:41.595
Hun?

1204
01:16:41.595 --> 01:16:42.428
It's okay.

1205
01:16:43.497 --> 01:16:46.747
I changed the code, everything's fine.

1206
01:16:53.273 --> 01:16:54.280
According to the county,

1207
01:16:54.280 --> 01:16:56.660
the last people to own
my house were a Steve

1208
01:16:56.660 --> 01:16:58.633
and Loraine Spottiswoode.

1209
01:16:58.633 --> 01:17:01.312
Not exactly a Mexican surname.

1210
01:17:01.312 --> 01:17:02.528
But I tracked him down

1211
01:17:02.528 --> 01:17:04.123
and it turns out he's
an accountant working

1212
01:17:04.123 --> 01:17:05.666
at this building here.

1213
01:17:05.666 --> 01:17:10.583
So I'm gonna take my phone,
stick it in my pocket,

1214
01:17:11.944 --> 01:17:13.777
see what I can record.

1215
01:17:20.442 --> 01:17:22.638
- [Steve] Now, what can I do for you?

1216
01:17:22.638 --> 01:17:24.515
- [Vince] Well, ah this may sound odd

1217
01:17:24.515 --> 01:17:28.286
but I live in your old house.

1218
01:17:28.286 --> 01:17:29.703
- [Steve] Mm-hmm.

1219
01:17:31.647 --> 01:17:32.480
- [Vince] I'm trying to find out

1220
01:17:32.480 --> 01:17:34.473
about an incident that happened there.

1221
01:17:34.473 --> 01:17:35.665
[Steve] Yeah.

1222
01:17:35.665 --> 01:17:38.467
Vince] Well, I've searched all over

1223
01:17:38.467 --> 01:17:40.480
and I haven't been able to find anything.

1224
01:17:40.480 --> 01:17:42.032
- [Steve] Yeah, you won't.

1225
01:17:42.032 --> 01:17:44.615
Never made the papers.

1226
01:17:44.615 --> 01:17:46.608
The economy had tanked.

1227
01:17:46.608 --> 01:17:48.407
The headlines were full of falling stocks

1228
01:17:48.407 --> 01:17:51.849
and CEO golden parachutes.

1229
01:17:51.849 --> 01:17:54.724
Nobody cared about an immigrant suicide.

1230
01:17:54.724 --> 01:17:58.088
You have to understand,
the economy was rough,

1231
01:17:58.088 --> 01:17:59.894
and he came to...

1232
01:17:59.894 --> 01:18:01.784
What was his name?

1233
01:18:01.784 --> 01:18:02.746
Joe.

1234
01:18:02.746 --> 01:18:03.900
I think Joseph.

1235
01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:04.733
Joshua!

1236
01:18:04.733 --> 01:18:06.202
Joshua Juarez.

1237
01:18:06.202 --> 01:18:07.942
Came to me, had plenty of cash,

1238
01:18:07.942 --> 01:18:09.799
didn't want a background check.

1239
01:18:09.799 --> 01:18:11.810
Seemed like nice enough people.

1240
01:18:11.810 --> 01:18:13.807
Houses everywhere were vacant.

1241
01:18:13.807 --> 01:18:18.265
Here's a renter, how could
I turn the money down?

1242
01:18:18.265 --> 01:18:21.765
Apparently, his oldest daughter had killed

1243
01:18:22.910 --> 01:18:26.370
her little brother back in Mexico.

1244
01:18:26.370 --> 01:18:29.430
Then he took the girls and
fled to the United States.

1245
01:18:29.430 --> 01:18:30.763
I didn't know any of that stuff

1246
01:18:30.763 --> 01:18:32.847
when I rented the house to him.

1247
01:18:32.847 --> 01:18:35.983
But his sister lived nearby,

1248
01:18:35.983 --> 01:18:39.584
she was in the catering
business or something like that.

1249
01:18:39.584 --> 01:18:41.885
And a couple months later,

1250
01:18:41.885 --> 01:18:46.802
he shoots his wife and then
hangs himself in the yard.

1251
01:18:47.636 --> 01:18:48.469
- [Vince] Girls?

1252
01:18:48.469 --> 01:18:50.515
- [Steve] Yeah, two girls.

1253
01:18:50.515 --> 01:18:53.547
The eldest, the one the
police were looking for,

1254
01:18:53.547 --> 01:18:55.789
she just vanished.

1255
01:18:55.789 --> 01:18:58.857
And the younger one, I think
she went to live with her aunt.

1256
01:18:58.857 --> 01:19:01.357
(eerie music)

1257
01:19:06.158 --> 01:19:09.158
- All right, it's time for me to go.

1258
01:19:09.995 --> 01:19:10.828
Hun?

1259
01:19:14.443 --> 01:19:15.276
Deanna?

1260
01:19:17.715 --> 01:19:18.632
Hello baby.

1261
01:19:19.907 --> 01:19:21.240
Where's you mom?

1262
01:19:24.504 --> 01:19:27.551
(sighs) All right, well,
where ever your hiding,

1263
01:19:27.551 --> 01:19:29.551
I shouldn't be too late.

1264
01:19:39.672 --> 01:19:40.505
Hun?

1265
01:19:42.998 --> 01:19:43.831
Deanna?

1266
01:19:46.779 --> 01:19:49.029
Are you trying to scare me?

1267
01:19:55.951 --> 01:19:56.784
Deanna?

1268
01:20:02.252 --> 01:20:03.085
Hun?

1269
01:20:09.671 --> 01:20:13.150
All right, well, where ever you are,

1270
01:20:13.150 --> 01:20:14.662
I shouldn't be too late.

1271
01:20:14.662 --> 01:20:15.579
Love you.

1272
01:20:15.579 --> 01:20:18.079
(eerie music)

1273
01:20:19.066 --> 01:20:19.899
Holy Crap!

1274
01:20:22.253 --> 01:20:23.253
Oh my god.

1275
01:20:28.568 --> 01:20:32.454
- (cries) You won't let
her, you won't let her.

1276
01:20:32.454 --> 01:20:34.676
- You want me to shoot you?

1277
01:20:34.676 --> 01:20:37.149
- (cries) No, no, I don't know.

1278
01:20:37.149 --> 01:20:39.618
You won't let her, and she needs me.

1279
01:20:39.618 --> 01:20:40.451
- Who?

1280
01:20:40.451 --> 01:20:41.284
What?

1281
01:20:41.284 --> 01:20:45.034
God damn it, what the
hell is wrong with you?

1282
01:20:47.215 --> 01:20:49.573
(multiple voices howling)

1283
01:20:56.799 --> 01:20:57.632
Deanna?

1284
01:21:03.601 --> 01:21:04.434
Deanna?

1285
01:21:08.752 --> 01:21:09.585
Deanna!

1286
01:21:12.001 --> 01:21:12.834
Deanna, are you okay?

1287
01:21:12.834 --> 01:21:13.667
Deanna.

1288
01:21:14.597 --> 01:21:15.514
Oh, my god.

1289
01:21:17.227 --> 01:21:20.810
(hospital machine beeping)

1290
01:21:25.204 --> 01:21:26.037
Hey, hun.

1291
01:21:26.966 --> 01:21:28.959
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

1292
01:21:28.959 --> 01:21:30.672
(sniffles)

1293
01:21:30.672 --> 01:21:34.768
I wanna stay another night
but the nurses won't let me.

1294
01:21:34.768 --> 01:21:37.557
I think your roommate is having a fit.

1295
01:21:37.557 --> 01:21:39.557
But you'll wake up soon.

1296
01:21:41.383 --> 01:21:43.550
(kissing)

1297
01:21:50.067 --> 01:21:53.067
(crickets chirping)

1298
01:22:22.968 --> 01:22:24.051
What is that?

1299
01:22:28.940 --> 01:22:31.523
(fly buzzing)

1300
01:23:29.919 --> 01:23:31.919
(cries)

1301
01:23:35.473 --> 01:23:37.519
Why is this happening?

1302
01:23:37.519 --> 01:23:39.519
(cries)

1303
01:23:41.261 --> 01:23:43.761
(fly buzzing)

1304
01:24:15.137 --> 01:24:15.970
Hey.

1305
01:24:15.970 --> 01:24:16.803
- [Tom] Hey, man.

1306
01:24:16.803 --> 01:24:17.636
- How's it going?

1307
01:24:17.636 --> 01:24:18.469
- [Tom] Good, good.

1308
01:24:18.469 --> 01:24:19.302
How you doing?

1309
01:24:19.302 --> 01:24:21.101
- [Vince] Eh, I been better.

1310
01:24:21.101 --> 01:24:21.934
- [Tom] Yeah.

1311
01:24:21.934 --> 01:24:23.235
- [Vince] But I really appreciate
you taking this for me.

1312
01:24:23.235 --> 01:24:24.580
- [Tom] Awe, no problem.

1313
01:24:24.580 --> 01:24:25.792
How's she doing?

1314
01:24:25.792 --> 01:24:28.274
- Doctors say that its a
reaction to her sleeping pills,

1315
01:24:28.274 --> 01:24:30.274
but she'll wake up soon.

1316
01:24:34.920 --> 01:24:37.801
- [Tom] Something's
not right in here, man.

1317
01:24:37.801 --> 01:24:42.183
- (chuckles) Yeah, tell me about it.

1318
01:24:42.183 --> 01:24:43.895
- [Tom] You need to call Heather, man.

1319
01:24:43.895 --> 01:24:45.439
- [Vince] Who's Heather?

1320
01:24:45.439 --> 01:24:48.357
- [Tom] Heather is a spiritual friend.

1321
01:24:48.357 --> 01:24:49.601
- [Vince] A medium?

1322
01:24:49.601 --> 01:24:50.747
- [Tom] More of a small.

1323
01:24:50.747 --> 01:24:52.266
You're judgemental.

1324
01:24:52.266 --> 01:24:56.694
- [Vince] (chuckle) My homicidal
wife is in the hospital.

1325
01:24:56.694 --> 01:24:59.437
And you think I need a medium?

1326
01:24:59.437 --> 01:25:00.270
- [Tom] She can help you with this.

1327
01:25:00.270 --> 01:25:01.103
You feel it.

1328
01:25:01.103 --> 01:25:01.947
It's off.

1329
01:25:01.947 --> 01:25:04.030
An exorcism or something.

1330
01:25:05.416 --> 01:25:06.249
It's possessed.

1331
01:25:06.249 --> 01:25:07.665
- Possessed?

1332
01:25:07.665 --> 01:25:09.734
Possessed would mean that
there is an afterlife.

1333
01:25:09.734 --> 01:25:11.587
That there's a God and a devil.

1334
01:25:11.587 --> 01:25:12.420
- Exactly.

1335
01:25:12.420 --> 01:25:14.753
Dude, maybe God is an alien.

1336
01:25:16.156 --> 01:25:16.989
Maybe.

1337
01:25:16.989 --> 01:25:20.239
John 17:14, "We are not of this World."

1338
01:25:22.109 --> 01:25:26.297
Look, man, some believe
that earth is hell,

1339
01:25:26.297 --> 01:25:30.619
and then if you have faith,
you find salvation in heaven.

1340
01:25:30.619 --> 01:25:35.220
But if you don't have faith,
then you die here in hell.

1341
01:25:35.220 --> 01:25:38.260
An Atheist might live a
completely normal life,

1342
01:25:38.260 --> 01:25:41.427
but then there's no afterlife for him.

1343
01:25:43.170 --> 01:25:46.786
You believe that there's life
in other universes, right?

1344
01:25:46.786 --> 01:25:48.590
- [Vince] I don't know.

1345
01:25:48.590 --> 01:25:49.840
- Okay, listen.

1346
01:25:52.352 --> 01:25:53.527
Just...

1347
01:25:55.202 --> 01:25:56.982
...call Heather.

1348
01:25:56.982 --> 01:25:59.232
And here, protect yourself.

1349
01:26:00.324 --> 01:26:03.480
- You're giving me the
cross off your back.

1350
01:26:03.480 --> 01:26:05.154
- [Tom] Yeah, that was my father's.

1351
01:26:05.154 --> 01:26:08.262
Don't disrespect him and not wear it.

1352
01:26:08.262 --> 01:26:09.349
- I can't take this.

1353
01:26:09.349 --> 01:26:10.953
- [Tom] Yeah, you can.

1354
01:26:10.953 --> 01:26:15.953
What kinda Christian would I
be if I don't try to save you?

1355
01:26:16.696 --> 01:26:18.696
- [Vince] Hi, I'm Vince.

1356
01:26:22.229 --> 01:26:25.587
- Something awful happened here.

1357
01:26:25.587 --> 01:26:28.583
Your wife is in mortal danger.

1358
01:26:28.583 --> 01:26:33.250
- [Vince] So do you like
perform exorcisms or something?

1359
01:26:38.416 --> 01:26:42.083
- Your house is not
haunted, it's your wife.

1360
01:26:48.131 --> 01:26:49.548
It happened here.

1361
01:26:51.841 --> 01:26:53.895
She took her last breath.

1362
01:26:53.895 --> 01:26:56.246
- [Vince] Actually, it
happened in the living room.

1363
01:26:56.246 --> 01:26:59.996
- There is death in many
rooms in this house.

1364
01:27:14.460 --> 01:27:16.043
- [Vince] The hell?

1365
01:27:27.539 --> 01:27:28.387
This chick is crazy.

1366
01:27:28.387 --> 01:27:31.315
- It doesn't matter what you believe.

1367
01:27:31.315 --> 01:27:32.648
Demons are real.

1368
01:27:33.969 --> 01:27:36.386
There is a heaven and a hell.

1369
01:27:39.050 --> 01:27:41.864
Mr. Rocca, do you love your wife?

1370
01:27:41.864 --> 01:27:42.697
- [Vince] Of course.

1371
01:27:42.697 --> 01:27:44.130
- Would you do anything for her?

1372
01:27:44.130 --> 01:27:45.055
- [Vince] Sure, yeah, absolutely.

1373
01:27:45.055 --> 01:27:46.589
- Then why don't you help her?

1374
01:27:46.589 --> 01:27:47.422
- [Vince] I am.

1375
01:27:47.422 --> 01:27:48.255
That's why you're here.

1376
01:27:48.255 --> 01:27:50.646
- Don't turn your back on God.

1377
01:27:50.646 --> 01:27:52.855
The answers you are in this book.

1378
01:27:52.855 --> 01:27:54.605
You just have to dig.

1379
01:28:01.118 --> 01:28:01.951
- That's it?

1380
01:28:01.951 --> 01:28:03.534
You just leave?

1381
01:28:23.331 --> 01:28:24.831
This is a caterer.

1382
01:28:53.850 --> 01:28:54.683
- [Christina] Hello?

1383
01:28:54.683 --> 01:28:57.627
- Hey, Christina, Can you
come over and walk the dogs?

1384
01:28:57.627 --> 01:28:58.860
- [Christina] Yeah, I'd love to.

1385
01:28:58.860 --> 01:29:01.443
(gentle music)

1386
01:29:06.990 --> 01:29:07.823
- Hey.

1387
01:29:07.823 --> 01:29:09.240
- [Christina] Hi.

1388
01:29:10.976 --> 01:29:12.842
- Is this yours?

1389
01:29:12.842 --> 01:29:14.946
- [Christina] Uh-huh.

1390
01:29:14.946 --> 01:29:16.681
- And what about this?

1391
01:29:16.681 --> 01:29:18.622
- [Christina] That's my tia my tio's,

1392
01:29:18.622 --> 01:29:20.872
they make food for parties.

1393
01:29:22.025 --> 01:29:24.775
- Have you ever seen this before?

1394
01:29:28.603 --> 01:29:29.770
How bout this?

1395
01:29:30.862 --> 01:29:32.706
- [Christina] Where did you get that?

1396
01:29:32.706 --> 01:29:33.807
- You know what this is?

1397
01:29:33.807 --> 01:29:34.640
- [Christina] Give it.

1398
01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:35.473
I need it.

1399
01:29:35.473 --> 01:29:36.306
It's mine.

1400
01:29:36.306 --> 01:29:37.511
No, no , no.

1401
01:29:37.511 --> 01:29:41.761
I'm telling, I'm telling,
I'm telling, I'm telling.

1402
01:29:43.322 --> 01:29:46.322
(breathing heavily)

1403
01:29:51.169 --> 01:29:52.482
- [Michael] Did she get the cross?

1404
01:29:52.482 --> 01:29:54.424
- No, she definitely tried though.

1405
01:29:54.424 --> 01:29:56.758
- [Michael] I knew it was valuable.

1406
01:29:57.741 --> 01:30:00.241
(fly buzzing)

1407
01:30:23.332 --> 01:30:25.794
- [Michael] Why you doing that?

1408
01:30:25.794 --> 01:30:28.568
- Maybe instead, you should dig.

1409
01:30:28.568 --> 01:30:31.068
- [Michael] Don't you want
to catch this on film?

1410
01:30:33.643 --> 01:30:35.097
I see you're wearing another cross.

1411
01:30:35.097 --> 01:30:37.264
- Yeah, Tom gave it to me.

1412
01:30:38.311 --> 01:30:39.394
- [Michael] Maybe that's not the cross

1413
01:30:39.394 --> 01:30:41.714
you should be wearing.

1414
01:30:41.714 --> 01:30:44.214
(eerie music)

1415
01:30:48.894 --> 01:30:50.662
- I don't know why you're shooting this.

1416
01:30:50.662 --> 01:30:53.999
- In case you were to spontaneous combust.

1417
01:30:53.999 --> 01:30:57.853
- (phews) I can't believe
I'm buying into this.

1418
01:30:57.853 --> 01:31:01.770
- Well, maybe God's gonna
be striking you down.

1419
01:31:05.580 --> 01:31:07.457
Very anticlimactic.

1420
01:31:07.457 --> 01:31:09.131
- I don't know what you
thought was gonna happen.

1421
01:31:15.878 --> 01:31:18.184
- [Michael] It's a lot of holes.

1422
01:31:18.184 --> 01:31:19.696
- Yeah.

1423
01:31:19.696 --> 01:31:22.012
I don't think they're deep enough.

1424
01:31:23.969 --> 01:31:25.791
Hey, where did the gardener land?

1425
01:31:25.791 --> 01:31:28.291
- [Michael] Right about there.

1426
01:31:36.363 --> 01:31:38.946
(Michael grunts)

1427
01:31:46.851 --> 01:31:49.184
- [Vince] Seems easy to dig.

1428
01:31:52.678 --> 01:31:57.678
- [Michael] (chuckles) Huh,
gotta get this on video.

1429
01:32:02.659 --> 01:32:05.159
(fly buzzing)

1430
01:32:07.072 --> 01:32:09.489
- [Vince] It's like a cavern.

1431
01:32:13.897 --> 01:32:14.730
It's deep.

1432
01:32:21.524 --> 01:32:23.224
- [Michael] Do you really
have something in there?

1433
01:32:23.224 --> 01:32:24.641
- Yeah, I just...

1434
01:32:31.904 --> 01:32:34.119
(fly buzzing)

1435
01:32:34.119 --> 01:32:34.952
Holy crap.

1436
01:32:37.714 --> 01:32:39.487
What if...

1437
01:32:39.487 --> 01:32:40.637
but this...

1438
01:32:42.292 --> 01:32:44.305
Maybe we should call the police?

1439
01:32:44.305 --> 01:32:45.138
- [Michael] Oh, that's awesome.

1440
01:32:45.138 --> 01:32:46.066
And tell them what?

1441
01:32:46.066 --> 01:32:47.556
Hey, we're two guys digging
in the yard at 2 a.m.

1442
01:32:47.556 --> 01:32:49.312
and we found a vase.

1443
01:32:49.312 --> 01:32:53.843
Yeah, run that through your
head, how's that gonna sound?

1444
01:32:53.843 --> 01:32:55.426
- What if it's a...

1445
01:32:58.038 --> 01:33:00.538
- [Michael] Lets just open it.

1446
01:33:08.753 --> 01:33:10.395
Why'd you do that?

1447
01:33:10.395 --> 01:33:14.312
- (laughs) Dude, come on, man.

1448
01:33:16.685 --> 01:33:19.518
(phone vibrating)

1449
01:33:23.862 --> 01:33:24.695
Hello?

1450
01:33:25.703 --> 01:33:26.536
Hun?

1451
01:33:27.693 --> 01:33:29.373
Oh crap, she's awake.

1452
01:33:29.373 --> 01:33:31.098
- [Michael] What am I suppose to do?

1453
01:33:31.098 --> 01:33:31.931
- [Vince] I don't...

1454
01:33:31.931 --> 01:33:33.014
Go home.

1455
01:33:33.014 --> 01:33:35.076
- [Michael] Owe.

1456
01:33:35.076 --> 01:33:37.826
- [Vince] Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

1457
01:33:45.002 --> 01:33:47.835
(ocean waves)

1458
01:34:03.276 --> 01:34:06.109
(Deanna grunting)

1459
01:34:07.684 --> 01:34:09.005
- [Vince] All right,
when you're done playing,

1460
01:34:09.005 --> 01:34:10.659
you wanna give me a hand with this?

1461
01:34:10.659 --> 01:34:13.068
(Deanna laughs)

1462
01:34:19.030 --> 01:34:20.361
- [Both] Hey, everybody.

1463
01:34:20.361 --> 01:34:22.352
- Been a long time since we vlogged.

1464
01:34:22.352 --> 01:34:23.185
- Sorry about that.

1465
01:34:23.185 --> 01:34:25.881
- Yeah, I just haven't
really been in the mood to.

1466
01:34:25.881 --> 01:34:28.048
But not much has happened.

1467
01:34:29.308 --> 01:34:30.141
- No.

1468
01:34:30.141 --> 01:34:33.544
A lot of you are wondering what happened.

1469
01:34:33.544 --> 01:34:35.920
And we gave the urn back to the police.

1470
01:34:35.920 --> 01:34:37.881
- Yep, they are investigating it

1471
01:34:37.881 --> 01:34:40.781
and seeing if they can
determine DNA from the ashes,

1472
01:34:40.781 --> 01:34:42.660
but apparently that's very difficult.

1473
01:34:42.660 --> 01:34:44.011
- Yeah, almost impossible.

1474
01:34:44.011 --> 01:34:46.353
- Haven't seen Christina since that day.

1475
01:34:46.353 --> 01:34:47.186
- No.

1476
01:34:47.186 --> 01:34:48.842
- But I did give the
business card to the police

1477
01:34:48.842 --> 01:34:50.656
and they're looking into it.

1478
01:34:50.656 --> 01:34:53.183
- Yeah, we think she's
the youngest daughter.

1479
01:34:53.183 --> 01:34:57.533
- Yes, what we think
happened is that the mother

1480
01:34:58.418 --> 01:35:00.863
killed and burned and buried

1481
01:35:00.863 --> 01:35:04.645
her oldest daughter,
Marisol, in our backyard.

1482
01:35:04.645 --> 01:35:08.355
And then the father,
distraught, shot the mother

1483
01:35:08.355 --> 01:35:12.474
and then hung himself
near the grave out back.

1484
01:35:12.474 --> 01:35:13.560
- It's pretty grim.

1485
01:35:13.560 --> 01:35:14.437
- Yeah, it is grim.

1486
01:35:14.437 --> 01:35:17.702
But on the bright side,
I forwent the Camero.

1487
01:35:17.702 --> 01:35:18.895
(Deanna celebrating)

1488
01:35:18.895 --> 01:35:19.728
And?

1489
01:35:19.728 --> 01:35:22.460
- Took this awesome Florida vacation.

1490
01:35:22.460 --> 01:35:25.043
(upbeat music)

1491
01:35:54.841 --> 01:35:59.799
Wow, manatees really are some
of natures greatest creatures.

1492
01:36:00.833 --> 01:36:04.344
- Or maybe some of God's greatest?

1493
01:36:04.344 --> 01:36:06.844
(eerie music)