1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:03,884 (film roll rattling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,696 --> 00:00:08,446 ("Silent Night") 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:22,854 - Okay. 6 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:24,772 What is life? 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,077 Is all that we seem but a dream within a dream? 8 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:35,784 Man is a giddy thing, that you have such power in your minds 9 00:00:35,784 --> 00:00:39,367 as to create life out of shadows and words, 10 00:00:41,496 --> 00:00:44,833 and when we end, you will remember us 11 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:49,083 like old friends you used to know, but time forgot. 12 00:00:50,379 --> 00:00:53,462 And so, on behalf of the leading man, 13 00:00:55,198 --> 00:00:58,615 the funny friend, the sarcastic roommate, 14 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:03,719 the quiet one, and the love interest. 15 00:01:06,136 --> 00:01:08,851 Thank you for making us alive. 16 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,768 (static crackling) 17 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,407 - I'm Benny. 18 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,495 - And I'm Bea. 19 00:01:15,495 --> 00:01:17,259 - And after a high school romance, 20 00:01:17,259 --> 00:01:18,911 we went our separate ways. 21 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:21,250 - But when we both answered the same ad. 22 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,879 - To rent a house in the suburbs. 23 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:25,935 - We used that chance to get the whole gang back together. 24 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:28,305 - Living with your friends can get a little weird. 25 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,198 - But if we can survive this bunch. 26 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:31,031 - Then maybe. 27 00:01:31,031 --> 00:01:32,070 - Just maybe. 28 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:33,789 - We were meant to be. - We were meant to be. 29 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,670 ("Happy Moments") 30 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:39,988 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 31 00:01:39,988 --> 00:01:44,536 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 32 00:01:44,536 --> 00:01:48,908 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 33 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:52,158 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 34 00:02:02,134 --> 00:02:02,967 - Zip. 35 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:03,800 - (scoffs) Zap. 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,633 - Zop. 37 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:05,466 - Zip. 38 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,299 - Zap. 39 00:02:06,299 --> 00:02:07,132 - Zop. - Zip. 40 00:02:07,132 --> 00:02:07,965 - Zap, Richie. 41 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:08,843 I need to decorate. 42 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:10,157 I have all these wreaths. 43 00:02:10,157 --> 00:02:12,411 - Look, I used to do this all the time. 44 00:02:12,411 --> 00:02:13,710 It was fun. 45 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:14,543 - Fine. 46 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,137 Zap. 47 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,664 - (scoffs) It's zip. 48 00:02:18,664 --> 00:02:20,012 (audience laughing) 49 00:02:20,012 --> 00:02:21,181 - I don't get this. 50 00:02:21,181 --> 00:02:23,207 - What's not to get? 51 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:27,103 You say zip, I say zap, you say zop, then repeat. 52 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,954 If you mess up, you're out. 53 00:02:28,954 --> 00:02:30,064 Easy. 54 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:31,846 It's not like it's Risk. 55 00:02:31,846 --> 00:02:33,013 - I hate Risk. 56 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,250 Okay, I have to put these up. 57 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,083 - Wait, hold on. 58 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,468 - Richie, you're the one who keeps reminding us 59 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:39,563 that there's only two weeks until Christmas. 60 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:41,457 I'm trying to get ready. 61 00:02:41,457 --> 00:02:43,540 - But we were talking about Risk. 62 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,358 - I prefer Life. 63 00:02:45,358 --> 00:02:46,237 - The game, Life. 64 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:47,070 - Uh-huh. 65 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:47,903 - Monopoly-lite? 66 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:48,781 - Yeah. 67 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:50,592 - Pink and blue peg, wheel spinney. 68 00:02:50,592 --> 00:02:52,914 Let's pretend we have insurance Life? 69 00:02:52,914 --> 00:02:54,427 - It's so cute. 70 00:02:54,427 --> 00:02:56,277 It's like you're a little pink peg. 71 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,555 And then, along comes a blue manly peg, 72 00:02:58,555 --> 00:03:00,853 and he sweeps you away in your little plastic car 73 00:03:00,853 --> 00:03:03,619 and you go to the farm and have your little plastic kids. 74 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:05,910 - See, this is why I like Risk. 75 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:07,888 Seize the day, boys. 76 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,323 Or zip, zap, zop. 77 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,072 Live in the moment. 78 00:03:11,072 --> 00:03:12,475 - Not me and Benny. 79 00:03:12,475 --> 00:03:13,896 We have a destiny. 80 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:16,011 - (gags) Gross. 81 00:03:16,011 --> 00:03:18,647 Where is old Benny blue peg, anyway? 82 00:03:18,647 --> 00:03:20,917 - Fixing the video game. 83 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,097 - Is he okay? 84 00:03:22,097 --> 00:03:23,283 He only does that when he's wigging out. 85 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:24,116 - I know. 86 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,508 I think he's planning something. 87 00:03:26,508 --> 00:03:28,068 - With the video game? 88 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,169 - With me. 89 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:31,036 I thought you were the smart one. 90 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,418 - That's Maggie. 91 00:03:32,418 --> 00:03:34,196 I'm the funny friend. 92 00:03:34,196 --> 00:03:35,487 - No, no, no, no. 93 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:38,888 Maggie is the sarcastic roommate. 94 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:41,355 I guess that makes me the smart one. 95 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:45,062 - (scoffs) You're the love interest. 96 00:03:45,062 --> 00:03:45,895 - Gee. 97 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:47,558 Thanks. 98 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:50,000 Does that make Benny the leading man? 99 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,931 - He's definitely not the smart one. 100 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,296 - Then, who's the smart one? 101 00:03:53,296 --> 00:03:55,347 - I don't know. 102 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:56,303 Claude? 103 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:59,303 (audience laughing) 104 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,560 You need to go decorate. 105 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,393 We only have- 106 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:08,656 - I know, two weeks. 107 00:04:08,656 --> 00:04:09,692 Okay. 108 00:04:09,692 --> 00:04:10,525 I'm off. 109 00:04:10,525 --> 00:04:13,783 ("Silent Night Swing") 110 00:04:13,783 --> 00:04:15,228 - Uncle Ratty is dead? 111 00:04:15,228 --> 00:04:16,958 As in, dead-dead? 112 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,129 - The only kind of dead there is. 113 00:04:19,129 --> 00:04:19,999 - Fair. 114 00:04:19,999 --> 00:04:21,466 I never got to meet him. 115 00:04:21,466 --> 00:04:22,558 - Neither did I. 116 00:04:22,558 --> 00:04:24,361 Years ago, I gave him a kidney. 117 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:25,686 - A kidney. 118 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:27,209 Like, one of yours? 119 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:28,551 - He needed a kidney. 120 00:04:28,551 --> 00:04:30,018 I had two, so I gave him one. 121 00:04:30,018 --> 00:04:30,927 What's the problem? 122 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:32,586 - I didn't know that. 123 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,128 - Claude, I have a scar. 124 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:34,975 - Huh? 125 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,690 - That's why he let us live in this house so cheap. 126 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,751 - Oh, well then, I'm gonna miss him. 127 00:04:39,751 --> 00:04:42,436 - Yeah well, you won't have to. 128 00:04:42,436 --> 00:04:43,907 We're in his will. 129 00:04:43,907 --> 00:04:44,740 - We are? 130 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,573 - Yup. 131 00:04:45,573 --> 00:04:47,876 And me, a little more. 132 00:04:47,876 --> 00:04:48,845 - Holy crap. 133 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:50,085 That's. 134 00:04:50,085 --> 00:04:50,918 That's us? 135 00:04:50,918 --> 00:04:51,751 - Mm hm. 136 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:52,805 All ours now. 137 00:04:52,805 --> 00:04:54,722 The money, the mansion. 138 00:04:55,622 --> 00:04:57,337 The horse farm. 139 00:04:57,337 --> 00:04:58,463 - In Alaska. 140 00:04:58,463 --> 00:05:00,193 Where they farm horses. 141 00:05:00,193 --> 00:05:01,465 - Benny's gonna freak. 142 00:05:01,465 --> 00:05:02,513 - Richie's gonna freak. 143 00:05:02,513 --> 00:05:04,241 - Richie is a freak. 144 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:05,461 What about Bea? 145 00:05:05,461 --> 00:05:06,680 - Bea's cool. 146 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,579 - [Bea] Coming through. 147 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,965 - Except at Christmas. 148 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,395 - Yeah, I take that back. 149 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,150 Not cool at all. 150 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:14,650 - Don't tell them. 151 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:16,788 - Oh yeah. 152 00:05:16,788 --> 00:05:19,197 No, I won't. - Tell us what? 153 00:05:19,197 --> 00:05:20,030 - Don't- 154 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:21,816 - What a great job you're doing decorating the house. 155 00:05:21,816 --> 00:05:24,016 - Yeah, we can't tell you that. 156 00:05:24,016 --> 00:05:24,849 - Yeah. 157 00:05:24,849 --> 00:05:25,682 - Thank you. 158 00:05:25,682 --> 00:05:28,477 ♪ I've two more wreaths to find spots for ♪ 159 00:05:28,477 --> 00:05:29,310 - So. 160 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,361 So, that's how many now total? 161 00:05:31,361 --> 00:05:32,988 - 117, 18, 19. 162 00:05:32,988 --> 00:05:34,686 - Oh, that's- 163 00:05:34,686 --> 00:05:36,596 - Yeah, 120 would be good though. 164 00:05:36,596 --> 00:05:39,273 - It would be, but I think we're good. 165 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,106 - Yeah? - With what we have. 166 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,793 Maybe even less. 167 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:42,854 - No, no. 168 00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:43,687 - No, you're right. 169 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:44,788 - No, less is never the answer. 170 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:48,381 It's always more, more, more. - Yeah, more, definitely. 171 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,208 - Well, I mean, sometimes, maybe less is more. 172 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,078 - Yes. 173 00:05:52,078 --> 00:05:55,090 Do you think she'd notice if we took some of them down? 174 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:56,365 - [Benny] Guys. 175 00:05:56,365 --> 00:05:57,198 - Oh. 176 00:05:57,198 --> 00:05:58,031 - Oh. 177 00:05:58,031 --> 00:05:58,864 - Let's go see what. 178 00:05:58,864 --> 00:05:59,697 - [Maggie] Okay. 179 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:01,791 - [Claude] I know what this is about. 180 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:03,449 - I've almost got it. 181 00:06:03,449 --> 00:06:04,632 - He'll never get it. 182 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,187 - Sh. 183 00:06:06,187 --> 00:06:07,020 - You've been trying to fix 184 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,527 that old things since you got it. 185 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:10,573 - I will not be discouraged by you. 186 00:06:10,573 --> 00:06:11,406 Right, Bea? 187 00:06:11,406 --> 00:06:12,573 - Sure, honey. 188 00:06:13,763 --> 00:06:18,763 (hammer banging) (audience laughing) 189 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:22,924 - You got to do that now? 190 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,915 - Perfect. 191 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:25,873 Okay, sweetie, you have it. 192 00:06:25,873 --> 00:06:26,956 - Here we go. 193 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:30,395 Ta-dah. 194 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:33,249 Crap on a stick. 195 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:36,290 - [Maggie] You'll get it one day. 196 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:37,123 - What? 197 00:06:37,123 --> 00:06:39,927 (audience laughing) 198 00:06:39,927 --> 00:06:42,927 (suspenseful music) 199 00:06:45,804 --> 00:06:46,637 Wait. 200 00:06:48,296 --> 00:06:52,020 Actually, I kind of had something in mind for tonight. 201 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:52,853 - Really? 202 00:06:52,853 --> 00:06:53,686 Tonight? 203 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:55,366 - Claude. 204 00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:56,199 - [Claude] Now? 205 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:57,032 - Now. 206 00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:57,982 - Almost got it. 207 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,410 - [Benny] Wait, where's Richie? 208 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,249 - Richie. 209 00:07:00,249 --> 00:07:03,316 - I want everyone to be here for this. 210 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:04,149 - Benny. 211 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:05,907 - It's Richie time. 212 00:07:05,907 --> 00:07:06,740 - Hey, Rich. 213 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:07,770 - What's up best friend? 214 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:08,603 - Ask Benny. 215 00:07:08,603 --> 00:07:09,787 - Okay. 216 00:07:09,787 --> 00:07:11,311 Everyone. 217 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,144 Claude. 218 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:13,854 - Oh yeah. 219 00:07:15,256 --> 00:07:17,914 (soft romantic music) 220 00:07:17,914 --> 00:07:18,747 - Bea. 221 00:07:18,747 --> 00:07:20,538 - Oh my Lord. 222 00:07:20,538 --> 00:07:21,718 - No. 223 00:07:21,718 --> 00:07:22,551 - [Benny] I love you, Bea. 224 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:23,744 I always have. 225 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,581 - No way. 226 00:07:24,581 --> 00:07:27,407 - And I couldn't imagine my life without you. 227 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,799 And that's why. 228 00:07:28,799 --> 00:07:30,012 - Fine. 229 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:32,392 Christmas movie marathon. 230 00:07:32,392 --> 00:07:34,881 (bell dinging) 231 00:07:34,881 --> 00:07:38,048 (soft romantic music) 232 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,566 I'm so sorry. 233 00:07:42,566 --> 00:07:43,399 - Richie. 234 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,626 - Do you think you're real? 235 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:52,000 - (gasps) What is this? 236 00:07:56,532 --> 00:07:59,115 - How well do you know sitcoms? 237 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:10,611 Benny has 100 Christmas movies for us to watch downstairs 238 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:13,295 and he's got the remote in his pocket. 239 00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:14,128 (bell dinging) 240 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,628 ("Christmas in Tinyland") 241 00:08:18,575 --> 00:08:19,992 - That was weird. 242 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:25,443 - I love you and I know how much you love the holidays. 243 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:30,088 - There's only a few weeks left 'til Christmas. 244 00:08:30,088 --> 00:08:32,208 (bell dinging) 245 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:34,060 - I'm gonna go pop some corn. 246 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:37,867 - And I brought some corn for popping. 247 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:39,387 - But no eggnog. 248 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:41,214 You know I hate eggnog. 249 00:08:41,214 --> 00:08:42,047 - I know. 250 00:08:42,047 --> 00:08:43,475 - [Benny] Are you excited? 251 00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:44,583 - Benny, I don't know what's happening. 252 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:45,416 I thought you were- 253 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:47,214 - Let's start with "Home Alone". 254 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:48,656 Ah. 255 00:08:48,656 --> 00:08:50,996 - But I thought you were making the eggnog. 256 00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:52,335 (bell dinging) 257 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:53,891 - You're right, great idea. 258 00:08:53,891 --> 00:08:55,103 I love eggnog. 259 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:55,936 - No, you don't. 260 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,040 (bell dinging) 261 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,829 - No, I don't. 262 00:08:58,829 --> 00:08:59,996 I hate eggnog. 263 00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:03,608 And sometimes, I love it. 264 00:09:03,608 --> 00:09:05,117 Weird (laughs). 265 00:09:05,117 --> 00:09:06,749 I don't feel good. 266 00:09:06,749 --> 00:09:07,686 - Yes, you do. 267 00:09:07,686 --> 00:09:10,100 You just want to go make eggnog. 268 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,182 - Yes, I do. 269 00:09:11,182 --> 00:09:12,795 I'm gonna go make some eggnog. 270 00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:13,869 - Benny wait. 271 00:09:13,869 --> 00:09:14,702 Stop. 272 00:09:15,546 --> 00:09:20,546 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 273 00:09:57,366 --> 00:09:58,493 - Bea. 274 00:09:58,493 --> 00:09:59,459 How did you? 275 00:09:59,459 --> 00:10:01,309 - Bea, are you okay? 276 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,314 - I need a minute. 277 00:10:03,314 --> 00:10:04,197 - [Richie] What did you? 278 00:10:04,197 --> 00:10:06,712 How did you? - I said, back off. 279 00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:09,146 - Okay Bea, it was just a joke. 280 00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:11,588 Richie time is crazy. 281 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,320 Peace out, girl scout. 282 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,987 (ominous music) 283 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:20,661 ("Happy Moments") 284 00:10:21,602 --> 00:10:23,165 - What the hell is he doing? 285 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:23,998 - Richie? 286 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,090 Who knows? 287 00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:25,923 Eggnog? 288 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:26,756 - Please. 289 00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:30,361 This is elaborate, even for him. 290 00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:31,796 - I'm not sure what you mean. 291 00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:33,490 - Seriously? 292 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,907 - Here, try this. 293 00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:40,823 - Oh, that's strong. 294 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:42,045 And you like this now? 295 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:42,878 - Yeah, I know. 296 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,597 I can't seem to get it right. 297 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,015 - Did you help him set this up? 298 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:48,078 - He's usually the funny one, right? 299 00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:49,799 - He gave me a toilet. 300 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:50,632 - See? 301 00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:52,360 That's not normal. 302 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,204 - Like that. 303 00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:54,848 How is he doing that? 304 00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:56,355 - I'm lost. 305 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,353 - Benny. 306 00:10:57,353 --> 00:10:58,936 About the surprise. 307 00:11:00,147 --> 00:11:01,376 Can we just say it? 308 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:03,449 You were gonna propose, right? 309 00:11:03,449 --> 00:11:04,628 I mean, just tell me if I'm wrong, okay, 310 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:05,872 and if I'm being stupid and all. 311 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:06,705 - Yes. 312 00:11:07,892 --> 00:11:12,445 And, you know, I don't know what happened with the movies. 313 00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:13,778 Look, I blew it. 314 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,766 - I could never stay mad at you. 315 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:18,599 - I love you. 316 00:11:18,599 --> 00:11:19,784 - [Audience] Aw. 317 00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:21,358 - Okay, enough. 318 00:11:21,358 --> 00:11:22,449 - Okay. 319 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,031 (chuckles) Not what I was expecting. 320 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,951 - I'm sorry, Richie's stupid joke. 321 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:26,784 - Richie? 322 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,050 - I think he wanted to stop you from- 323 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:29,970 - Proposing? 324 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:30,803 Richie? 325 00:11:30,803 --> 00:11:31,636 - I know. 326 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:32,552 It's crazy, right? 327 00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:33,909 - You know what? 328 00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:35,633 This is our time. 329 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,702 - So, let's say that nobody, 330 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:41,632 not even someone that you've known since you were 12, 331 00:11:41,632 --> 00:11:44,646 gets to be here in this space. 332 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,592 - That's nice. 333 00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:49,023 I wasn't not surprised. 334 00:11:49,023 --> 00:11:49,856 - Oh. 335 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,057 So, I can still surprise you. 336 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:52,077 - [Audience] Aw. 337 00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:53,090 - Richie. 338 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,228 - And we're back to Richie. 339 00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:56,714 - It's like he hid speakers or something. 340 00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:59,093 - Let's keep this on us. 341 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,298 - I'm just having a really weird day. 342 00:12:01,298 --> 00:12:05,013 - So, let's have it together, you and me. 343 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:05,930 I do love you. 344 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:06,942 - [Audience] Aw. 345 00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:08,453 - Okay, we get it. 346 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:09,340 - Excuse me. 347 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,354 - You don't hear that? 348 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,850 - I said, I love you. 349 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:12,724 - [Audience] Aw. 350 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:13,763 - Richie. 351 00:12:13,763 --> 00:12:14,741 - That's it. 352 00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:15,574 - No, I am. 353 00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:17,013 - I don't know what you're thinking about, Bea, 354 00:12:17,013 --> 00:12:18,440 but it's clearly not this. 355 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,273 - Ben. - No. 356 00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:20,301 Let's talk to Richie. 357 00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:21,402 That sounds great. 358 00:12:21,402 --> 00:12:22,319 Hey Richie. 359 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,627 Richie. 360 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:26,246 Come down here. 361 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,392 - Stop this. 362 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,225 - Stop what? 363 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,374 We're just gonna have a little talk. 364 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,073 - Oh, it's Richie time. 365 00:12:32,073 --> 00:12:33,377 Woo. 366 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,100 - Richie, turn it off. 367 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,537 - Just the man I wanted to see. 368 00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:39,140 What's the deal, Rich, Huh? 369 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,130 - What is that? 370 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,213 Richie, make it stop. 371 00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:43,698 - Okay, I'm sorry. 372 00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:44,531 Just come upstairs. 373 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,364 I can explain. 374 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,508 - No, explain here. 375 00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,002 Explain to all of us. 376 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:48,835 - We're doing this? 377 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:49,930 - Yup. 378 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,665 - But you look so dizzy. 379 00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:54,026 - What's that mean? 380 00:12:54,026 --> 00:12:55,303 Oh. 381 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:56,603 - Benny. 382 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,046 - That was weird. 383 00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,465 - This isn't over, Rich. 384 00:12:59,465 --> 00:13:00,390 - It looks like it is. 385 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:01,223 - [Bea] I said, stop this. 386 00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:02,056 - I got this. 387 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:02,889 - Stop. 388 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:10,363 ("Demon Dollhouse") 389 00:13:10,363 --> 00:13:11,240 - Did you see that? 390 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,073 - [Bea] I saw that. 391 00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:13,011 - How are you doing this? 392 00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,144 - How are you doing this? 393 00:13:14,144 --> 00:13:16,370 - You need to come upstairs. 394 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:17,438 - [Bea] Benny. 395 00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:18,568 - Just go, Bea. 396 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:21,568 ("Demon Dollhouse") 397 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,688 - Once we go in this door, everything changes. 398 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,179 Everything. 399 00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:38,921 - This is the bathroom. 400 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,517 And it's locked. 401 00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:43,517 ("Demon Dollhouse") 402 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:11,785 ("Scene Missing") 403 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,535 - Welcome to nowhere. 404 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,824 Do you need to sit? 405 00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:19,657 ("Scene Missing") 406 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,777 - This isn't the bathroom. 407 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:28,636 - Until right now, this was the only place 408 00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,219 that was like this. 409 00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:33,661 Until today, until you. 410 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,746 - This is some sort of office. 411 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,321 Did you change it? 412 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,698 - Did I change reality black and white? 413 00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:42,727 Not today, no. 414 00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:43,908 - [Bea] You're playing some kind of trick. 415 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,188 - Okay, pop quiz. 416 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,772 Do you remember our high school? 417 00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:47,605 - Down at River. 418 00:14:47,605 --> 00:14:49,369 - [Richie] Fine, but I bet you dollars to donuts 419 00:14:49,369 --> 00:14:51,958 you don't remember anyone there, but me. 420 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,955 No teachers, no students, no relatives. 421 00:14:55,955 --> 00:14:57,038 - You're not. 422 00:14:57,926 --> 00:14:58,785 What the? 423 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:00,110 - It gets weirder. 424 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:03,193 My first memories are in this house. 425 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,112 Anything before that, I remember facts, 426 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,699 but nothing of substance. 427 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,616 No details. 428 00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:10,878 Nothing. 429 00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:12,083 - No, no, no, no, no. 430 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:12,916 I do, I do. 431 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,322 - [Richie] Tell me I'm wrong, please. 432 00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:15,599 - (pants) No, I do. 433 00:15:15,599 --> 00:15:16,432 Hold on. 434 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,197 Hold on. 435 00:15:18,197 --> 00:15:19,030 No. 436 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,136 No what is? 437 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,138 Holy (bleep). 438 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,305 What was that? 439 00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:25,634 - Take a breath. 440 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,991 Best I can tell you, me, Benny, Maggie, 441 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:32,593 and Claude came to life when we moved in here. 442 00:15:32,593 --> 00:15:34,158 - Came to life? 443 00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:36,825 - Started our existence in this. 444 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,843 Suburbia. 445 00:15:39,843 --> 00:15:44,539 It's a TV show and I think you and Benny are the stars. 446 00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:47,372 ("Scene Missing") 447 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,702 Maybe, just maybe. 448 00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,209 They were meant to be. 449 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,100 ("Scene Missing") 450 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,489 - You're crazy, Richie. 451 00:16:04,489 --> 00:16:05,780 Grade A. 452 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:06,887 - [Richie] Okay, the laugh-track. 453 00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:07,860 You heard it, right? 454 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:08,693 - The what? 455 00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,619 - We make funny, the audience laughs. 456 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:11,909 It's like a sitcom. 457 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:15,426 - I don't know what I (bleep) heard. 458 00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:17,252 - We can't curse. 459 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:18,252 Family show. 460 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:20,245 I heard it for the first time 461 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,129 about a month ago with the plumber. 462 00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:23,782 I tried to go check the bathroom 463 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:28,255 and then this office, a writer's office and we're the story. 464 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,088 - [Bea] Stop this. 465 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,980 - They never show the bathroom in a family show. 466 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,351 That's what Suburbia is. 467 00:16:32,351 --> 00:16:33,479 - [Bea] What is that? 468 00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:34,588 - The name of the show. 469 00:16:34,588 --> 00:16:35,981 Read the script. 470 00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:38,814 ("Scene Missing") 471 00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:44,255 We are not real. 472 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,205 We're living in a fictional reality 473 00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:50,455 and only you and I know it. 474 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:54,906 - You need help. 475 00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:56,057 You need to go to a hospital 476 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,629 or something. - It gets worse. 477 00:16:57,629 --> 00:16:58,992 - We're done here. - You need to listen to me. 478 00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:01,059 - I said, we're done. - We're gonna die. 479 00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,892 ("Scene Missing") 480 00:17:07,262 --> 00:17:08,814 Look. 481 00:17:08,814 --> 00:17:12,314 This is the plan for the end of the story. 482 00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:16,611 Series finale, final episodes. 483 00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:20,053 You and Benny go off and then that's it. 484 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,714 No more show, no more us. 485 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,789 If you could just do what you did. 486 00:17:25,789 --> 00:17:27,842 - What did I do, huh? 487 00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,237 I don't know what I heard, 488 00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:33,354 but it sure as hell wasn't some other worldly audience. 489 00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:34,669 I am real. 490 00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:37,410 I can feel, I can think, and so can you. 491 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,021 So, just stop. 492 00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,092 - Bea. 493 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,882 - Don't ever do this again. 494 00:17:42,882 --> 00:17:45,465 ("Paranormal") 495 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,727 - You know, I think when we move to Alaska, 496 00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:56,894 it'll be legal for us to adopt a wolf. 497 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,058 - [Claude] You think so? 498 00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:01,530 - [Maggie] Yeah, I think they have like wolf rescues. 499 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,363 - [Claude] And do you want that? 500 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:03,244 You want a wolf? 501 00:18:03,244 --> 00:18:04,512 - [Maggie] Yeah, I want several. 502 00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:05,345 - [Claude] Outside. 503 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,708 - We are not doing this when we move. 504 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,541 - Oh, I know. 505 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,738 We'll have lots more. 506 00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:13,726 - [Maggie] That's how you get Christmas tree mites. 507 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,993 - [Claude] That's not a thing. 508 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,924 Don't scare me. 509 00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:16,757 - [Maggie] They're bed bugs. 510 00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:17,590 They just move to the tree. 511 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:18,423 - [Claude] No. 512 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:19,256 Seriously? 513 00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:22,736 - [Maggie] Maybe not Christmas, but Halloween all year? 514 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:23,979 - [Claude] I like that. 515 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:24,837 - [Maggie] Right? 516 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,254 (gun firing) 517 00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:31,454 - Benny. 518 00:18:36,539 --> 00:18:37,839 Benny. 519 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:39,195 Benny, can we talk? 520 00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,320 - [Benny] Talk? 521 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,024 - You were really mad. 522 00:18:42,024 --> 00:18:43,153 - [Benny] You think? 523 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,889 Why don't you ask Richie about it? 524 00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:45,917 - You told me to go. 525 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,132 - [Benny] You wanted to. 526 00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:49,279 - Can you please stop playing? 527 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,112 - [Benny] Why? 528 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,824 - Because it's rude. 529 00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:52,657 - Fine. 530 00:18:56,075 --> 00:18:57,566 I'm not playing. 531 00:18:57,566 --> 00:19:00,329 ("Memories") 532 00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:01,561 - Thank you. 533 00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:03,978 ("Memories") 534 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,281 You were gonna fight Richie. 535 00:19:06,281 --> 00:19:07,114 - No, I wasn't. 536 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:07,947 - Yes, you were. 537 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,430 - Yes, I was. 538 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,350 - Who does that? 539 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,892 You don't go from kissy-kiss to fighty time under a minute. 540 00:19:12,892 --> 00:19:13,854 - I don't get this. 541 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,100 I don't understand what's going on. 542 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,167 - I don't either. 543 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,000 - With you and Richie. 544 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,454 - Oh. 545 00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:21,787 Nothing, except. 546 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,791 Really, nothing. 547 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:29,111 Benny, when everything you know is wrong, 548 00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:30,788 how do you adapt to that? 549 00:19:30,788 --> 00:19:32,566 - You feel this is wrong? 550 00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:33,399 - No. 551 00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:34,627 Were you even listening? 552 00:19:34,627 --> 00:19:36,044 I'm all mixed up. 553 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,966 Benny, look. 554 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:41,379 Do you remember your old high school? 555 00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,837 - Yeah, you're mixed up. 556 00:19:42,837 --> 00:19:43,670 - No, seriously. 557 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:44,503 Do you remember? 558 00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:46,451 - Yeah, I heard you. 559 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,284 - I'm doing this wrong. 560 00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:48,617 - Darn straight. 561 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,007 - I can't do this. 562 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:51,931 - You can't do what? 563 00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:53,032 Bea, you're not making any sense. 564 00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,576 - I can't do this right now. 565 00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:56,386 - [Audience] Ooh. 566 00:19:56,386 --> 00:19:57,562 - Stop it. 567 00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:00,562 (suspenseful music) 568 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,483 (hand knocking) 569 00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:11,754 What now? 570 00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,587 - [Claude] Bea, Benny. 571 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,494 - Something's happening. 572 00:20:17,494 --> 00:20:20,327 ("Happy Moments") 573 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,189 - Okay, they're here. 574 00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:27,075 - [Maggie] Okay. 575 00:20:27,075 --> 00:20:28,270 - What is this? 576 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,434 - I have good news. 577 00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:30,819 - And bad news. 578 00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:32,200 - What happened? 579 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,643 - [Maggie] Uncle Ratty died. 580 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,023 - Oh, Maggie. 581 00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:35,934 - I don't care. 582 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:36,767 I gave him a kidney. 583 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:37,932 It's not like I knew him. 584 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,887 - She's so cuddly. 585 00:20:39,887 --> 00:20:41,041 - [Benny] You gave him a kidney? 586 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,451 - Fine, I do care but, you know? 587 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,439 Anyways, look. 588 00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:49,145 He had a will and we were all in it. 589 00:20:49,145 --> 00:20:50,159 - [Bea] Oh. 590 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:51,466 - [Richie] Oh boy. 591 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:55,169 - Short version, Claude and I, we get- 592 00:20:55,169 --> 00:20:56,002 - Holy crap. 593 00:20:56,002 --> 00:20:57,584 - [Claude] That's what I said. 594 00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:58,517 - Best part. 595 00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:03,100 He left you three the house for when we move to Alaska. 596 00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:05,916 - Oh my goodness. 597 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,066 - But you guys are leaving. 598 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,677 - We thought you could sell it, split the cash. 599 00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:12,427 - [Richie] Why would we want to do that? 600 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:15,207 - Be kind of weird, don't you think? 601 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,906 Just you three. 602 00:21:16,906 --> 00:21:18,742 - [Bea] Yeah. 603 00:21:18,742 --> 00:21:19,575 - Yeah. 604 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,283 - Clearly. 605 00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:23,456 - Yo. 606 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,505 Stupids. 607 00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:25,364 You just got a house. 608 00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,166 Stop being so grumpy. 609 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,492 Now, Claude and I are going downstairs 610 00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:31,015 to break out the good booze. 611 00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:34,386 And when we get back, you're gonna be okay 612 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:37,204 or so help me God, I will cut you. 613 00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:38,621 - [Audience] Ooh. 614 00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:40,414 - She will. 615 00:21:40,414 --> 00:21:42,747 ("Mystery") 616 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:48,343 - This is exhausting. 617 00:21:50,169 --> 00:21:51,528 - Benny. 618 00:21:51,528 --> 00:21:54,453 - Suddenly our things seemed kind of small. 619 00:21:54,453 --> 00:21:56,800 I mean, if we sold this house. 620 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,678 - [Richie] Yeah, we can get our own places. 621 00:22:00,678 --> 00:22:03,261 - I think that's probably best. 622 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:05,949 - Benny, Richie. 623 00:22:06,988 --> 00:22:07,873 Come on. 624 00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:10,419 - We can't fake this anymore, Bea. 625 00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:11,726 - What does that mean? 626 00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:14,444 - We can't even have this? 627 00:22:14,444 --> 00:22:15,398 - No. 628 00:22:15,398 --> 00:22:17,731 ("Mystery") 629 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,066 - I don't think I like that guy. 630 00:22:25,066 --> 00:22:28,452 - Benny, please, I need you to come upstairs. 631 00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:31,098 - I want to punch him in his stupid face. 632 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:33,749 - This is not helpful. 633 00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:34,666 - I said, want to. 634 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,416 I didn't say I would. 635 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:40,890 - I need to go upstairs and so do you. 636 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,942 He's in the bathroom. 637 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:44,741 - Excuse me. 638 00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:45,640 - Shut up. 639 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,940 - Shut up? 640 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:47,830 - Not you. 641 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:49,659 Please come with me. 642 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,819 - [Benny] No. 643 00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:52,064 - Yes, you want to. 644 00:22:52,064 --> 00:22:53,418 (bell dinging) 645 00:22:53,418 --> 00:22:54,968 - Okay. 646 00:22:54,968 --> 00:22:56,522 Yeah, good idea. 647 00:22:56,522 --> 00:22:57,605 - [Bea] Good. 648 00:22:58,470 --> 00:22:59,652 - No, wait. 649 00:22:59,652 --> 00:23:00,624 - Benny, you got this. 650 00:23:00,624 --> 00:23:01,607 Come on. 651 00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:02,736 - What are you doing? 652 00:23:02,736 --> 00:23:03,569 - Come on with me now. 653 00:23:03,569 --> 00:23:05,084 - Get off of me. 654 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,201 What's wrong with you? 655 00:23:07,201 --> 00:23:08,201 You know what? 656 00:23:08,201 --> 00:23:09,075 Go up there. 657 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:10,828 You two are perfect for each other. 658 00:23:10,828 --> 00:23:11,661 - Wait, wait. 659 00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:12,494 I'm sorry, okay? 660 00:23:12,494 --> 00:23:13,327 I can explain if you just- 661 00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:15,715 - No, I don't think you can. 662 00:23:15,715 --> 00:23:18,382 ("Lonely Dark") 663 00:23:29,424 --> 00:23:30,257 - You okay? 664 00:23:30,257 --> 00:23:31,090 - It's Benny. 665 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,721 We need him to be a part of this. 666 00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:35,049 - Do we? 667 00:23:35,049 --> 00:23:36,633 - How can you say that? 668 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:38,050 He's your friend. 669 00:23:39,215 --> 00:23:40,778 I just wish. 670 00:23:40,778 --> 00:23:42,710 It was right there. 671 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,543 The house, our future. 672 00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:47,157 - It's not real. 673 00:23:47,157 --> 00:23:48,290 - It felt real. 674 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,957 For just a second, it felt real. 675 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,242 Did you see Maggie and Claude? 676 00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:57,373 They were so happy. 677 00:23:57,373 --> 00:23:59,491 - I wasn't looking at them. 678 00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:02,245 - We cannot let this happen. 679 00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,946 We do what we need to do. 680 00:24:03,946 --> 00:24:06,528 We save them, all of them. 681 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,945 - You believe me? 682 00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:10,236 - I have to. 683 00:24:11,248 --> 00:24:13,298 I don't want to. 684 00:24:13,298 --> 00:24:15,930 I have to die a little for it, 685 00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:20,013 but I'm not gonna let the people I love just end. 686 00:24:22,769 --> 00:24:23,602 - Okay. 687 00:24:27,406 --> 00:24:29,501 So, whoever this writer is, 688 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,344 he or she has got it all mapped out. 689 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:34,511 So, all of this is what's come before. 690 00:24:38,732 --> 00:24:41,919 - Some of this is very personal. 691 00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:43,286 It's creepy. 692 00:24:43,286 --> 00:24:45,066 - You think that's creepy? 693 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,290 Check this out. 694 00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:49,290 (suspenseful music) 695 00:24:51,985 --> 00:24:52,985 - [Bea] Wow. 696 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,541 - [Richie] And this is now. 697 00:24:58,266 --> 00:24:59,099 - Engaged. 698 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,766 Maggie and Claude move, the end, 699 00:25:03,193 --> 00:25:05,110 which means we all die. 700 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:08,118 - Or un-live or whatever. 701 00:25:11,728 --> 00:25:13,993 - Okay so, we just don't do these things. 702 00:25:13,993 --> 00:25:14,826 I don't get engaged. 703 00:25:14,826 --> 00:25:17,153 Maggie and Claude stay. 704 00:25:17,153 --> 00:25:18,570 We have all this. 705 00:25:19,733 --> 00:25:22,841 Doesn't that give us an edge? 706 00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:24,804 - I think you're the edge. 707 00:25:24,804 --> 00:25:26,537 You stepped outside the show, Bea. 708 00:25:26,537 --> 00:25:27,972 - I don't know how I did that. 709 00:25:27,972 --> 00:25:28,805 - Okay. 710 00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:32,368 Look, this room isn't connected to the show. 711 00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:33,853 It's a dead zone. 712 00:25:33,853 --> 00:25:37,912 A bridge between us and whoever is responsible for all this. 713 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,411 If you could just use that and maybe reach out. 714 00:25:39,411 --> 00:25:41,253 - I said I can't. 715 00:25:41,253 --> 00:25:43,532 Believe me, I wish I could. 716 00:25:43,532 --> 00:25:44,949 I don't know how. 717 00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:47,031 - Okay. 718 00:25:47,031 --> 00:25:49,561 (exhales) We'll do it within the show, 719 00:25:49,561 --> 00:25:52,276 but you're gonna have to learn the rules. 720 00:25:52,276 --> 00:25:55,866 ("Happy Moments") 721 00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:58,616 ("Jingle Bells") 722 00:25:59,829 --> 00:26:00,721 Okay. 723 00:26:00,721 --> 00:26:03,684 Rule number one, we're in a TV show, a comedy. 724 00:26:03,684 --> 00:26:05,451 So, the audience trusts us. 725 00:26:05,451 --> 00:26:08,999 Whatever we present as a fact has to happen. 726 00:26:08,999 --> 00:26:11,166 - That's like playing God. 727 00:26:13,033 --> 00:26:13,987 Is what happened- 728 00:26:13,987 --> 00:26:15,654 - With the proposal? 729 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,148 - Makes you a jerk, kinda. 730 00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:21,433 - Won't be the last time. 731 00:26:21,433 --> 00:26:23,333 How old is that eggnog? 732 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,634 - Benny just made it. 733 00:26:24,634 --> 00:26:26,281 - So, it's perfectly fine. 734 00:26:26,281 --> 00:26:27,483 - I don't get this. 735 00:26:27,483 --> 00:26:28,316 - Okay. 736 00:26:28,316 --> 00:26:29,806 Watch this. 737 00:26:29,806 --> 00:26:31,056 He takes a sip. 738 00:26:32,528 --> 00:26:34,105 All good, right? 739 00:26:34,105 --> 00:26:35,438 Now, watch this. 740 00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:39,947 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 741 00:26:39,947 --> 00:26:41,926 Don't drink that. 742 00:26:41,926 --> 00:26:42,861 This is a week old. 743 00:26:42,861 --> 00:26:45,779 (bell dinging) 744 00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:50,779 (audience laughing) (audience clapping) 745 00:26:56,687 --> 00:26:57,945 - I gotta go. 746 00:26:57,945 --> 00:27:00,945 (audience cheering) 747 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,987 - I love the holidays. 748 00:27:05,987 --> 00:27:08,301 I try to keep saying the one liners, you know. 749 00:27:08,301 --> 00:27:09,922 Keeping it fun. 750 00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:11,172 Check this out. 751 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,800 - [Bea] This is incredible. 752 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,883 - It changed. 753 00:27:15,937 --> 00:27:17,260 Did you hear the bell? 754 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,155 - [Bea] Yeah. 755 00:27:18,155 --> 00:27:20,484 - An angel just got its wings. 756 00:27:20,484 --> 00:27:22,197 - You're hilarious. 757 00:27:22,197 --> 00:27:23,274 - [Richie] Right? 758 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:25,279 It doesn't always work, though. 759 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:26,768 - I did it. 760 00:27:26,768 --> 00:27:27,848 - You did. 761 00:27:27,848 --> 00:27:32,848 But the thing is, it only works if you believe it'll work. 762 00:27:33,136 --> 00:27:34,925 - So, that's rule one. 763 00:27:34,925 --> 00:27:36,675 - Rule two is harder. 764 00:27:42,517 --> 00:27:43,596 Okay. 765 00:27:43,596 --> 00:27:45,327 You're a part of a show. 766 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:47,836 You can't leave unless the story wants you to. 767 00:27:47,836 --> 00:27:49,863 You just can't. 768 00:27:49,863 --> 00:27:50,696 Watch. 769 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:53,573 Open it. 770 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:04,877 This is fun, too. 771 00:28:16,784 --> 00:28:18,367 - This is too much. 772 00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:22,569 - [Richie] You're still with me? 773 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:24,149 - Just. 774 00:28:24,149 --> 00:28:24,982 Wow. 775 00:28:27,126 --> 00:28:27,959 Go on. 776 00:28:28,930 --> 00:28:29,820 - Okay. 777 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:32,484 This is the most important thing. 778 00:28:32,484 --> 00:28:35,883 We can manipulate the show, but not break it. 779 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:37,272 We can't jump the shark. 780 00:28:37,272 --> 00:28:38,451 - I've heard of that. 781 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:40,888 - [Richie] If we do that, the show dies. 782 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,875 Even if it takes a while. 783 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:46,939 - So, we got to hide that we know that it's a show. 784 00:28:46,939 --> 00:28:48,533 - It's got to stay secret. 785 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:51,950 We can't become something that we're not. 786 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:56,125 Before we do anything else. 787 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,696 Benny's playing heck point? 788 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,967 Oh man, I wish I could see that. 789 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,800 It's the bomb diggity. 790 00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:05,496 Okay. 791 00:29:06,737 --> 00:29:07,570 So. 792 00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:10,385 It's Richie time? 793 00:29:12,273 --> 00:29:13,287 Okay, we're safe. 794 00:29:13,287 --> 00:29:14,810 - What was that all about? 795 00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:16,941 - We're in an ensemble show. 796 00:29:16,941 --> 00:29:18,820 So, as long as something more interesting is happening, 797 00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:20,533 the audience will follow it. 798 00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:22,055 - Got it. 799 00:29:22,055 --> 00:29:23,722 What about all this? 800 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:27,243 The way things look. 801 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:29,611 - Kind of hyper real? 802 00:29:29,611 --> 00:29:31,194 - Almost cinematic. 803 00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:37,679 - You've seen the truth and you can't unsee it, 804 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:40,873 but you can jump back in for a little while. 805 00:29:40,873 --> 00:29:43,262 Look, close your eyes. 806 00:29:43,262 --> 00:29:44,761 - Am I supposed to use the force? 807 00:29:44,761 --> 00:29:46,688 - Don't make any jokes. 808 00:29:46,688 --> 00:29:49,330 It'll bring them back. 809 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,580 - I feel silly. 810 00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:52,979 - Just trust me. 811 00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:56,062 ("Feel the Tension") 812 00:29:58,537 --> 00:30:01,215 Focus on your character. 813 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:03,914 The love interest, here with the funny friend, 814 00:30:03,914 --> 00:30:06,751 trying to make up with the leading man. 815 00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:08,668 Go back to how it felt. 816 00:30:11,994 --> 00:30:12,827 - Wow. 817 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:17,395 It's so bright, I never noticed. 818 00:30:17,395 --> 00:30:19,257 - Kind of weird, right? 819 00:30:19,257 --> 00:30:20,907 Doesn't it feel- 820 00:30:20,907 --> 00:30:23,336 - Kind of unnatural. 821 00:30:23,336 --> 00:30:25,503 Now, I just can't believe. 822 00:30:29,646 --> 00:30:33,200 - [Richie] It's hard to hold, but you'll get better. 823 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,716 - This is nuts. 824 00:30:34,716 --> 00:30:38,361 - Last thing, maybe the most important. 825 00:30:38,361 --> 00:30:40,806 Let's go back in together. 826 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,889 ("Feel the Tension") 827 00:30:44,749 --> 00:30:48,418 Hey Bea, how much money did you leave in your pocket? 828 00:30:48,418 --> 00:30:50,220 - Like, $100. 829 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,803 (bell dinging) 830 00:30:56,253 --> 00:30:57,086 - Yeah. 831 00:30:57,086 --> 00:31:00,654 It's a shame that a meteor's coming to destroy the world. 832 00:31:00,654 --> 00:31:01,487 - What? 833 00:31:01,487 --> 00:31:02,355 Richie, why would you say that? 834 00:31:02,355 --> 00:31:03,517 Why would you do that? 835 00:31:03,517 --> 00:31:04,730 - Wait for it. 836 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,022 - Have you guys seen this? 837 00:31:07,022 --> 00:31:09,552 - That's right, Steve, this just in. 838 00:31:09,552 --> 00:31:11,841 The meteor has been diverted by a plucky crew 839 00:31:11,841 --> 00:31:15,113 of space miners who have sacrificed their lives for ours. 840 00:31:15,113 --> 00:31:15,946 Why? 841 00:31:15,946 --> 00:31:17,779 If it wasn't for them. 842 00:31:19,054 --> 00:31:20,804 - What just happened? 843 00:31:23,604 --> 00:31:26,606 - You can bend the rules, Bea, not break them. 844 00:31:26,606 --> 00:31:31,053 If you push the show too hard, it pushes back. 845 00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:32,959 Sometimes violently. 846 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:36,028 (soft tense music) 847 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,528 - What did you do? 848 00:31:40,951 --> 00:31:43,961 - Shows like this, they end in the summertime. 849 00:31:43,961 --> 00:31:48,711 So I kept saying, it's almost Christmas to keep it going. 850 00:31:50,903 --> 00:31:53,570 - So, Christmas never gets here. 851 00:31:54,697 --> 00:31:56,935 That's why I keep decorating 852 00:31:56,935 --> 00:32:00,553 even though we have so much stuff. 853 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:03,803 - I pushed the show and it pushed back. 854 00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:06,979 - [Bea] Uncle Ratty. 855 00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:10,896 - Uncle Ratty, Maggie and Claude, the proposal. 856 00:32:11,906 --> 00:32:13,406 - You caused this. 857 00:32:14,425 --> 00:32:17,258 - [Richie] Like I said, I'm sorry. 858 00:32:19,561 --> 00:32:21,144 - It's just harder. 859 00:32:22,959 --> 00:32:24,209 Not impossible. 860 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:26,957 We start with Maggie. 861 00:32:26,957 --> 00:32:29,082 Claude will follow her. 862 00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:30,398 - And if they're all on board? 863 00:32:30,398 --> 00:32:33,231 - [Bea] Benny will have to listen. 864 00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:35,272 - Okay. 865 00:32:37,566 --> 00:32:39,816 You're really good at this. 866 00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:44,980 - You think you can keep the audience on you? 867 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:46,441 - Hey. 868 00:32:46,441 --> 00:32:47,858 It's Richie time. 869 00:32:48,774 --> 00:32:49,817 - [Maggie] Oh Lord. 870 00:32:49,817 --> 00:32:51,064 - Yeah, I know, right? 871 00:32:51,064 --> 00:32:53,508 (audience laughing) 872 00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:55,657 You don't look so good. 873 00:32:55,657 --> 00:32:57,816 - I drank curds. 874 00:32:57,816 --> 00:33:02,751 - (laughs) Who'd do something so stupid? 875 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:03,834 - Geez, Rich. 876 00:33:06,702 --> 00:33:08,369 - I'm gonna be sick. 877 00:33:09,209 --> 00:33:10,740 - You know what makes me sick? 878 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,057 - Subtle hints? 879 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:13,892 - You're amazing. 880 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:16,066 Did you start the marathon without us? 881 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:16,899 - Someone had to. 882 00:33:16,899 --> 00:33:18,691 I couldn't find Benny. 883 00:33:18,691 --> 00:33:21,465 - Maggie, can I borrow you? 884 00:33:21,465 --> 00:33:22,876 - Only if you pay interest. 885 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,655 You can afford that now. 886 00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:26,114 - Lord, please. 887 00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:28,837 ("Merry Freaking Christmas") 888 00:33:28,837 --> 00:33:30,324 - Nope. 889 00:33:30,324 --> 00:33:32,269 You still look sick. 890 00:33:32,269 --> 00:33:33,102 So. 891 00:33:35,718 --> 00:33:36,551 Okay. 892 00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:41,797 - Yep, I'm done. 893 00:33:41,797 --> 00:33:42,630 - Maggie. 894 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080 I'm just gonna sit here. 895 00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:51,475 - Okay bud, I'm just gonna mix up some stuff 896 00:33:51,475 --> 00:33:55,586 and by the by, have you seen "Inception"? 897 00:33:55,586 --> 00:34:00,586 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 898 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,200 - Holy hell. 899 00:34:07,236 --> 00:34:08,976 - I know, right? 900 00:34:08,976 --> 00:34:10,732 - Is this what? 901 00:34:10,732 --> 00:34:12,679 Where's the bathroom? 902 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:16,724 - Maggie, I want you to keep an open mind 903 00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:19,422 about what I'm about to tell you. 904 00:34:19,422 --> 00:34:21,635 - You're freaking me out, Bea. 905 00:34:21,635 --> 00:34:23,711 - [Bea] It's the day for that. 906 00:34:23,711 --> 00:34:24,677 Can you do that? 907 00:34:24,677 --> 00:34:25,510 Keep an- 908 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:26,608 - Open mind. 909 00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:27,441 Sure. 910 00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:28,305 Okay. 911 00:34:28,305 --> 00:34:30,972 (ominous music) 912 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:35,908 - I'm sorry. 913 00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,058 In advance. 914 00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:44,069 - See, they're focused on the top, 915 00:34:44,069 --> 00:34:46,459 which means the totem is still in play. 916 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,542 Therefore there's no way. 917 00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:56,770 There's no way it's the real world. 918 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,972 - I didn't follow any of that. 919 00:35:03,104 --> 00:35:04,233 - Claude's feeling better. 920 00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:07,075 (audience laughing) (bell dinging) 921 00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:09,137 - (scoffs) I am. 922 00:35:09,137 --> 00:35:10,220 That's weird. 923 00:35:11,699 --> 00:35:12,532 You okay? 924 00:35:13,801 --> 00:35:14,718 - No, I am. 925 00:35:18,081 --> 00:35:19,831 I just feel a little. 926 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,446 Today's not going the way I. 927 00:35:23,446 --> 00:35:27,327 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 928 00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:28,641 I can't do this. 929 00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:33,641 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 930 00:35:36,543 --> 00:35:37,376 - Benny. 931 00:35:38,977 --> 00:35:40,060 What is this? 932 00:35:42,658 --> 00:35:44,847 - Look guys, this is tough. 933 00:35:44,847 --> 00:35:45,874 - You're leaving? 934 00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:46,929 He's leaving? 935 00:35:46,929 --> 00:35:48,379 - [Benny] Dammit, Bea, I wanted- 936 00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:49,212 - What? 937 00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:50,445 What did you want, Benny? 938 00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:52,593 - Can we not do this right now? 939 00:35:52,593 --> 00:35:53,584 - Hold on. 940 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,922 What did you want, Benny? 941 00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:56,632 What did I do that was so terrible that you- 942 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,586 - I wanted to marry you, Bea. 943 00:35:58,586 --> 00:35:59,811 - I wanted that, too. 944 00:35:59,811 --> 00:36:00,991 - Seriously? 945 00:36:00,991 --> 00:36:02,209 - Fine. 946 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:04,620 Then come with me right now. 947 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,465 We'll work out the details later, 948 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:09,551 but I'm gonna walk out that door 949 00:36:09,551 --> 00:36:12,002 and it's up to you if you want to come with me. 950 00:36:12,002 --> 00:36:14,719 - Are you kidding me with this? 951 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,329 - Richie, what do I do? 952 00:36:16,329 --> 00:36:17,162 - I don't know. 953 00:36:17,162 --> 00:36:20,710 - Richie, you're lucky I don't tear you apart. 954 00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:21,737 - I'm right here. 955 00:36:21,737 --> 00:36:22,820 - Can we not? 956 00:36:25,807 --> 00:36:27,544 I expected better. 957 00:36:27,544 --> 00:36:30,850 ("Children's Story") 958 00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:35,183 - Well done, gentlemen, you should feel really good. 959 00:36:36,751 --> 00:36:39,521 - This is a conversation you should be having with me. 960 00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:41,528 Not Richie, me. 961 00:36:41,528 --> 00:36:43,058 - He's in love with you, Bea. 962 00:36:43,058 --> 00:36:44,319 - [Bea] No, he's not. 963 00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:45,596 - Yes, he is. 964 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:48,679 ("Children's Story") 965 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,166 - I'm not doing this. 966 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,374 I'm not gonna be some sort of romantic pawn. 967 00:36:53,374 --> 00:36:55,047 Do you hear me? 968 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:55,880 - Benny. 969 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,713 - Shut your mouth. 970 00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:58,662 - This is not you, okay? 971 00:36:58,662 --> 00:36:59,802 Think about it. 972 00:36:59,802 --> 00:37:01,168 You wouldn't do this. 973 00:37:01,168 --> 00:37:03,848 - I have thought about it a lot 974 00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:08,848 and I don't know how things got so messed up between us, 975 00:37:08,939 --> 00:37:11,439 but they did and I can't stay. 976 00:37:13,684 --> 00:37:15,548 - You gotta do the thing. 977 00:37:15,548 --> 00:37:17,374 - Richie, I can't. 978 00:37:17,374 --> 00:37:18,541 - You have to. 979 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,991 - Benny, you want to stay. 980 00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:23,629 - No, I don't. 981 00:37:23,629 --> 00:37:26,240 - [Bea] I said you want to stay. 982 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,483 - You gotta believe it. 983 00:37:27,483 --> 00:37:28,316 - Help me. 984 00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:30,804 - I changed the locks. 985 00:37:30,804 --> 00:37:32,351 (bell dinging) 986 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,184 - What? 987 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,422 - What? 988 00:37:34,422 --> 00:37:35,548 - Yeah. 989 00:37:35,548 --> 00:37:39,419 They're all locked and they won't open. 990 00:37:39,419 --> 00:37:40,264 - Yeah. 991 00:37:40,264 --> 00:37:43,556 All the doors are locked and broken. 992 00:37:43,556 --> 00:37:46,950 - [Richie] So, you can't leave, okay? 993 00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:50,033 ("The Four Seasons") 994 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,209 - That's bizarre. 995 00:37:52,209 --> 00:37:53,746 - Oh, come on. 996 00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:55,337 - It's fighting back. 997 00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:56,170 - [Benny] Look. 998 00:37:56,170 --> 00:38:00,920 Just tell me everything's going to be okay and I'll stay. 999 00:38:01,814 --> 00:38:03,360 - I really want to. 1000 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,893 - And she can. 1001 00:38:04,893 --> 00:38:06,719 Just tell him it's gonna be okay. 1002 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,233 - I don't want to lie to him. 1003 00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:10,828 - I feel like I was supposed 1004 00:38:10,828 --> 00:38:13,578 to be mad right now, but I'm not. 1005 00:38:15,529 --> 00:38:16,362 I just. 1006 00:38:18,784 --> 00:38:19,867 I need to go. 1007 00:38:20,856 --> 00:38:22,856 - Dude, I'm begging you. 1008 00:38:24,206 --> 00:38:25,617 - Take care of her. 1009 00:38:25,617 --> 00:38:27,657 She's really special. 1010 00:38:27,657 --> 00:38:31,284 ("The Four Seasons") 1011 00:38:31,284 --> 00:38:32,534 See ya. 1012 00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:35,617 ("The Four Seasons") 1013 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:05,884 (static crackling) 1014 00:39:08,485 --> 00:39:09,962 - What is that? 1015 00:39:09,962 --> 00:39:11,732 - I don't know. 1016 00:39:11,732 --> 00:39:14,713 I've never seen that before. 1017 00:39:14,713 --> 00:39:16,634 - You said we couldn't leave. 1018 00:39:16,634 --> 00:39:18,683 - Unless the show wants you to. 1019 00:39:18,683 --> 00:39:21,766 ("The Four Seasons") 1020 00:39:26,516 --> 00:39:27,906 - [Claude] Well, this sucks. 1021 00:39:27,906 --> 00:39:29,445 - To be continued. 1022 00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:30,882 - The final episodes. 1023 00:39:30,882 --> 00:39:31,715 - What? 1024 00:39:32,615 --> 00:39:34,291 - No, no, no, no, no. 1025 00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:36,810 I knew we were near the end, but I didn't think that- 1026 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,180 - [Bea] Didn't think what? 1027 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,034 - We were this close. 1028 00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:40,534 - Close to what? 1029 00:39:40,534 --> 00:39:41,367 - Oh. 1030 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:46,567 Are we all fictional characters in a TV show? 1031 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:49,650 ("The Four Seasons") 1032 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:54,830 Just, it kind of makes sense when you think about it. 1033 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:58,042 ("The Four Seasons") 1034 00:39:58,042 --> 00:39:59,555 - Okay. 1035 00:39:59,555 --> 00:40:00,486 - Okay. 1036 00:40:00,486 --> 00:40:03,315 - [Claude] So, what is that? 1037 00:40:03,315 --> 00:40:04,718 - It's the final arc. 1038 00:40:04,718 --> 00:40:06,251 - How many episodes left? 1039 00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:07,377 - [Richie] One, maybe two. 1040 00:40:07,377 --> 00:40:08,341 - [Maggie] Oh my God. 1041 00:40:08,341 --> 00:40:09,195 - [Claude] Where's Benny? 1042 00:40:09,195 --> 00:40:10,028 - [Maggie] Wait. 1043 00:40:10,028 --> 00:40:12,639 Yeah, where is he? - He left. 1044 00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:14,096 - I need a drink. 1045 00:40:14,096 --> 00:40:16,022 - Don't drink the eggnog. 1046 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,378 - So, what does this mean? 1047 00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:18,518 Are we dead? 1048 00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:19,351 Is this dead? 1049 00:40:19,351 --> 00:40:20,184 - How can we be dead? 1050 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,150 We aren't even real. 1051 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:22,983 How can we? - No, stop. 1052 00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:25,338 We're real. 1053 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,924 (speaks in foreign language) 1054 00:40:28,924 --> 00:40:31,591 I think therefore I am, I think. 1055 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,355 - Claude's right. 1056 00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:37,355 We don't play this game. 1057 00:40:38,664 --> 00:40:42,081 Here, now, we are as real as anyone else. 1058 00:40:44,204 --> 00:40:45,704 We aren't nothing. 1059 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:48,741 This is life. 1060 00:40:49,941 --> 00:40:51,524 This is real, okay? 1061 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:55,917 - That was a really good speech. 1062 00:40:55,917 --> 00:41:00,827 - Now, we just got to figure out a way not to die. 1063 00:41:00,827 --> 00:41:03,947 - [Claude] Well, that's ominous. 1064 00:41:03,947 --> 00:41:05,148 - Two hours. 1065 00:41:05,148 --> 00:41:06,143 - [Claude] 'Til what? 1066 00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:07,028 - 'Til we're on the air. 1067 00:41:07,028 --> 00:41:08,256 - Shouldn't it be a week? 1068 00:41:08,256 --> 00:41:09,694 - [Claude] Not for us. 1069 00:41:09,694 --> 00:41:11,554 - [Bea] So okay, first. 1070 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:12,565 - We figure out how to- 1071 00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:13,892 - [Bea] We get Benny onboard. 1072 00:41:13,892 --> 00:41:14,725 - Why? 1073 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:15,876 He left. 1074 00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:16,887 - Because it's Benny. 1075 00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:17,901 How can you say that? 1076 00:41:17,901 --> 00:41:18,734 Why? 1077 00:41:18,734 --> 00:41:19,612 It was your idea. 1078 00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:20,445 - Okay. 1079 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:21,754 First off, you two. 1080 00:41:21,754 --> 00:41:24,317 You got some next level baggage you need to dump. 1081 00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:25,393 - Excuse me? 1082 00:41:25,393 --> 00:41:29,200 - Yeah, you guys really need to put this to rest. 1083 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,059 - Okay, okay. 1084 00:41:30,059 --> 00:41:31,199 We're fine. 1085 00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:32,782 We're totally okay. 1086 00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:35,868 - [Bea] We are not okay. 1087 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:38,211 You're in love with me. 1088 00:41:38,211 --> 00:41:40,437 - Well, hey, let's skip the foreplay. 1089 00:41:40,437 --> 00:41:41,270 - You are. 1090 00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:42,103 - Yes. 1091 00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:45,837 Yes, I am (sighs). 1092 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,337 Are you? 1093 00:41:47,337 --> 00:41:49,337 In love with me, I mean? 1094 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,945 - What do you want me to say, Richie? 1095 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,612 - I don't know, yes. 1096 00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:56,642 - I can't. 1097 00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,573 - Because you're not. 1098 00:42:00,573 --> 00:42:03,705 - Up 'til today, all I ever loved was Benny. 1099 00:42:03,705 --> 00:42:04,683 I didn't question that. 1100 00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:07,153 I don't even think I was supposed to. 1101 00:42:07,153 --> 00:42:08,763 And now, with all this. 1102 00:42:08,763 --> 00:42:09,680 - All this. 1103 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,134 Are you not entertained? 1104 00:42:13,134 --> 00:42:15,634 ("Forgotten") 1105 00:42:19,597 --> 00:42:22,629 I don't want to love you, Bea. 1106 00:42:22,629 --> 00:42:24,056 I just. 1107 00:42:24,056 --> 00:42:24,889 Do. 1108 00:42:27,135 --> 00:42:31,135 And I don't know if it's because I'm supposed to 1109 00:42:33,738 --> 00:42:38,488 or not because I would love you even if I didn't have to. 1110 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:45,373 I don't know. 1111 00:42:45,373 --> 00:42:47,956 I can't wrap my head around it. 1112 00:42:49,598 --> 00:42:53,765 And someone needs a lesson in modern gender roles. 1113 00:42:59,733 --> 00:43:01,733 - I do love you, though. 1114 00:43:02,768 --> 00:43:03,768 That's real. 1115 00:43:05,110 --> 00:43:07,193 If not that kind of love. 1116 00:43:11,131 --> 00:43:14,631 Whatever this is between us, this is good. 1117 00:43:17,485 --> 00:43:18,652 - Fair enough. 1118 00:43:22,944 --> 00:43:24,550 - If we're gonna do this, 1119 00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:27,073 we're gonna need everyone on board. 1120 00:43:27,073 --> 00:43:27,906 - Yeah. 1121 00:43:28,759 --> 00:43:32,759 I'm gonna need a plan and hell of a lot of luck. 1122 00:43:36,097 --> 00:43:40,982 - Someone out there thought us up, wrote us down, 1123 00:43:40,982 --> 00:43:45,982 unleashed us on the world and sat back to see what happened. 1124 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,865 Life and death literally lies 1125 00:43:47,865 --> 00:43:50,998 in whether we can tell the story we were meant to tell, 1126 00:43:50,998 --> 00:43:54,581 but tell it our way, because I promise you, 1127 00:43:56,073 --> 00:43:58,446 this is not where we end. 1128 00:43:58,446 --> 00:44:00,361 - Then, what can we do? 1129 00:44:00,361 --> 00:44:03,711 Because this seems pretty endy to me. 1130 00:44:03,711 --> 00:44:06,290 - The way I figure, we have to force the show 1131 00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:09,625 into a situation where there have to be more episodes. 1132 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,533 - Yeah, but there are only two left, Bea. 1133 00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:13,871 How do we do that? 1134 00:44:13,871 --> 00:44:15,641 - Maybe one. 1135 00:44:15,641 --> 00:44:17,053 - Excuse me, what? 1136 00:44:17,053 --> 00:44:19,216 - Benny left the house. 1137 00:44:19,216 --> 00:44:20,997 - We can do whatever we want. 1138 00:44:20,997 --> 00:44:23,498 We just get him back. 1139 00:44:23,498 --> 00:44:26,613 - Just say, here comes Benny and he's back? 1140 00:44:26,613 --> 00:44:28,063 - [Bea] Richie? 1141 00:44:28,063 --> 00:44:29,795 - In theory. 1142 00:44:29,795 --> 00:44:30,628 - [Claude] Cool. 1143 00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:31,659 - Fine. 1144 00:44:31,659 --> 00:44:35,260 Assuming that works and assuming Benny's on board 1145 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,327 and assuming we can come up with something. 1146 00:44:37,327 --> 00:44:38,284 - [Bea] We jump the shark. 1147 00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:39,488 - No the hell we don't. 1148 00:44:39,488 --> 00:44:41,022 - Isn't that the show killer thing? 1149 00:44:41,022 --> 00:44:42,217 - Yeah. 1150 00:44:42,217 --> 00:44:46,004 You change the show so much that it never recovers. 1151 00:44:46,004 --> 00:44:48,841 - Yeah, but you said sometimes it takes a long time. 1152 00:44:48,841 --> 00:44:51,095 Has that ever been like a really long time? 1153 00:44:51,095 --> 00:44:52,513 - "Cheers", "E.R.", "The Walking Dead", 1154 00:44:52,513 --> 00:44:53,932 even "Happy Days" stayed on a while 1155 00:44:53,932 --> 00:44:57,121 after the actual shark so yeah, it's possible. 1156 00:44:57,121 --> 00:45:00,524 But Bea, that's the exception, not the rule. 1157 00:45:00,524 --> 00:45:02,385 - Until the very thing we're doing now 1158 00:45:02,385 --> 00:45:05,036 kills the show outright and we're dead. 1159 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:05,869 What's the point? 1160 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:06,702 - Yes. 1161 00:45:06,702 --> 00:45:07,983 It's a band-aid move. 1162 00:45:07,983 --> 00:45:09,282 I get it. 1163 00:45:09,282 --> 00:45:12,773 But it's a hell of a lot better than dying in two episodes. 1164 00:45:12,773 --> 00:45:13,855 Does anyone have a better idea? 1165 00:45:13,855 --> 00:45:14,688 Anyone? 1166 00:45:17,677 --> 00:45:20,260 - We should go check the clock. 1167 00:45:23,249 --> 00:45:24,693 ("Feel the Tension") 1168 00:45:24,693 --> 00:45:25,695 Oh boy. 1169 00:45:25,695 --> 00:45:27,976 - [Bea] Look, do we have a plan here or not? 1170 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,930 - What is life? 1171 00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,812 Getting one day and then getting another one 1172 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:35,958 and then doing anything you can to not die. 1173 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,791 - Is that all life is? 1174 00:45:38,743 --> 00:45:40,438 Just saying. 1175 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:44,854 If this is my last episode, I don't want to be scraping 1176 00:45:44,854 --> 00:45:47,401 and fighting to survive. 1177 00:45:47,401 --> 00:45:49,174 It doesn't sound fun. 1178 00:45:49,174 --> 00:45:51,201 - So, you're saying we give up then. 1179 00:45:51,201 --> 00:45:52,239 - I don't think he's saying that. 1180 00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:53,969 You're not saying that, right? 1181 00:45:53,969 --> 00:45:55,219 - I think I am. 1182 00:45:56,502 --> 00:45:58,818 If this is all the time we got. 1183 00:45:58,818 --> 00:46:00,486 - Maybe we should live in it. 1184 00:46:00,486 --> 00:46:02,225 - No, we have to try. 1185 00:46:02,225 --> 00:46:03,318 We can't just die. 1186 00:46:03,318 --> 00:46:05,937 Not after finding out what we really are. 1187 00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:09,456 I can't believe that God or the universe 1188 00:46:09,456 --> 00:46:13,039 or these writers or whatever are that evil. 1189 00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:17,564 - Do we know that? 1190 00:46:17,564 --> 00:46:19,941 Is that a thing that we know? 1191 00:46:19,941 --> 00:46:21,434 - I'm with Bea. 1192 00:46:21,434 --> 00:46:22,412 (bleep) It. 1193 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:25,455 And (bleep) these guys if they try to stop us. 1194 00:46:25,455 --> 00:46:26,553 - Fair point. 1195 00:46:26,553 --> 00:46:28,991 - We need a new story. 1196 00:46:28,991 --> 00:46:30,484 Something to keep us on the air 1197 00:46:30,484 --> 00:46:32,106 while we think of something so big 1198 00:46:32,106 --> 00:46:34,484 that they can't end the show. 1199 00:46:34,484 --> 00:46:36,145 - I got it. 1200 00:46:36,145 --> 00:46:37,429 A side plot. 1201 00:46:37,429 --> 00:46:40,018 A very special episode. 1202 00:46:40,018 --> 00:46:43,099 Funny guy battles addiction. 1203 00:46:43,099 --> 00:46:44,474 - That's (bleep) up. 1204 00:46:44,474 --> 00:46:45,541 - They can't cancel the show 1205 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,451 with something like that going on. 1206 00:46:47,451 --> 00:46:48,284 You see? 1207 00:46:48,284 --> 00:46:49,605 You got to outsmart them. 1208 00:46:49,605 --> 00:46:51,479 - Could work, though. 1209 00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:52,638 And we. 1210 00:46:52,638 --> 00:46:55,401 - We will have a problem with the will. 1211 00:46:55,401 --> 00:46:56,678 Can't move out yet. 1212 00:46:56,678 --> 00:46:57,825 - Shucks. 1213 00:46:57,825 --> 00:46:58,974 - Perfect. 1214 00:46:58,974 --> 00:47:01,108 I'll work on Benny. 1215 00:47:01,108 --> 00:47:02,487 Thank you. 1216 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,404 All of you. 1217 00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:06,200 - We couldn't have done it without you. 1218 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,033 You really stepped up. 1219 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:12,676 What was that for? 1220 00:47:13,924 --> 00:47:15,341 - You deserve it. 1221 00:47:16,505 --> 00:47:17,338 - Bea. 1222 00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:20,236 - [Claude] One minute. 1223 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,528 - Ready. 1224 00:47:23,528 --> 00:47:24,361 - Claude? 1225 00:47:25,905 --> 00:47:27,438 - This is gonna work. 1226 00:47:27,438 --> 00:47:29,442 - This had better work. 1227 00:47:29,442 --> 00:47:30,275 - It will. 1228 00:47:32,815 --> 00:47:34,610 - 10 seconds. 1229 00:47:34,610 --> 00:47:36,277 - We believe in you. 1230 00:47:37,184 --> 00:47:39,463 - Once more into the breach. 1231 00:47:39,463 --> 00:47:42,546 ("Feel the Tension") 1232 00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:49,458 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas") 1233 00:47:57,854 --> 00:47:59,437 - It's Richie time. 1234 00:48:01,036 --> 00:48:01,869 Oh, wait. 1235 00:48:05,586 --> 00:48:07,003 It's Richie time. 1236 00:48:08,894 --> 00:48:10,162 - Did you just go out of the room 1237 00:48:10,162 --> 00:48:12,188 and come back in just to say that? 1238 00:48:12,188 --> 00:48:13,335 - I sure did. 1239 00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:15,757 And I sure love this alcohol. 1240 00:48:15,757 --> 00:48:18,895 (bell dinging) 1241 00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:20,252 Whoa. 1242 00:48:20,252 --> 00:48:24,360 - Richie, isn't it early to be drinking? 1243 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,451 - I can control it. 1244 00:48:26,451 --> 00:48:30,786 Maggie, do you have any idea where Benny is? 1245 00:48:30,786 --> 00:48:34,224 Because I think it's time that we settle this. 1246 00:48:34,224 --> 00:48:35,591 - Are you drunk? 1247 00:48:35,591 --> 00:48:36,889 (bell dinging) 1248 00:48:36,889 --> 00:48:39,222 - I can handle it, trust me. 1249 00:48:41,009 --> 00:48:42,326 Magpie. 1250 00:48:42,326 --> 00:48:43,743 Benny, any clues? 1251 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,383 - Oh, no. 1252 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:47,498 Sorry. 1253 00:48:47,498 --> 00:48:50,415 But I did just get an email saying. 1254 00:48:51,865 --> 00:48:55,794 - Saying that Uncle Ratty may still be alive. 1255 00:48:55,794 --> 00:48:57,387 (bell dinging) 1256 00:48:57,387 --> 00:48:59,200 - Well, what about the will? 1257 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,367 - Where there's a will, there's a way. 1258 00:49:06,096 --> 00:49:06,929 Because. 1259 00:49:09,122 --> 00:49:14,122 I just got a text that says Benny might be back any minute. 1260 00:49:14,567 --> 00:49:15,626 - Oh. 1261 00:49:15,626 --> 00:49:16,459 Right. 1262 00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:17,454 Any minute. 1263 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:18,513 (bell dinging) 1264 00:49:18,513 --> 00:49:20,740 - He's in the driveway right now. 1265 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:22,503 (bell dinging) 1266 00:49:22,503 --> 00:49:25,841 (audience clapping) 1267 00:49:25,841 --> 00:49:27,192 - [Bea] Benny. 1268 00:49:27,192 --> 00:49:29,748 (audience cheering) 1269 00:49:29,748 --> 00:49:31,081 - Hey, I'm back, 1270 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:33,725 and you're not mad. 1271 00:49:33,725 --> 00:49:35,346 Why are you not mad? 1272 00:49:35,346 --> 00:49:36,179 - I am. 1273 00:49:36,179 --> 00:49:38,121 I'm really mad. 1274 00:49:38,121 --> 00:49:41,523 But also, there are some things we need to talk. 1275 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,356 - Hey Ben. 1276 00:49:42,356 --> 00:49:43,315 - Oh, hey Rich. 1277 00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:44,640 Thanks for texting me. 1278 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,767 - It wasn't easy. 1279 00:49:46,767 --> 00:49:48,222 - Hey. 1280 00:49:48,222 --> 00:49:50,322 Actually, I could use your help, Ben, 1281 00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:53,448 if you have a minute in the bathroom. 1282 00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:54,824 - Why are you talking like that? 1283 00:49:54,824 --> 00:49:57,046 - The bathroom, it's broken. 1284 00:49:57,046 --> 00:49:59,689 - All right, just a sec. 1285 00:49:59,689 --> 00:50:02,080 - You love fixing bathrooms, right? 1286 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,155 (bell dinging) 1287 00:50:04,155 --> 00:50:05,673 - You know what? 1288 00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:10,173 I do want to go take a look (laughs). 1289 00:50:12,693 --> 00:50:14,092 - I wanna go day-drink. 1290 00:50:14,092 --> 00:50:17,278 (audience laughing) 1291 00:50:17,278 --> 00:50:19,945 (ominous music) 1292 00:50:23,767 --> 00:50:25,591 - That was cool. 1293 00:50:25,591 --> 00:50:28,190 - Still want to just enjoy what we have? 1294 00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:29,891 - I enjoy you. 1295 00:50:29,891 --> 00:50:31,742 You're pretty good. 1296 00:50:31,742 --> 00:50:35,376 - Look at us, the side characters. 1297 00:50:35,376 --> 00:50:37,097 - The voice of the audience. 1298 00:50:37,097 --> 00:50:38,958 - Kind of sucks. 1299 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:42,739 I always kind of assumed it was my story, you know? 1300 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,286 - I know. 1301 00:50:44,286 --> 00:50:45,536 Everybody does. 1302 00:50:50,252 --> 00:50:52,085 - So, I was trying to. 1303 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,433 - Okay. 1304 00:50:57,598 --> 00:50:59,657 - [Benny] Where's the bathroom? 1305 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,520 - There is no bathroom, Benny. 1306 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,187 - Huh, fine. 1307 00:51:03,187 --> 00:51:04,609 Listen, Bea. 1308 00:51:04,609 --> 00:51:05,796 - [Bea] No, you listen. 1309 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:06,879 - No, please. 1310 00:51:08,893 --> 00:51:09,726 I'm not great. 1311 00:51:09,726 --> 00:51:10,806 I know that. 1312 00:51:10,806 --> 00:51:15,428 I can be dumb and stubborn and I make bad choices. 1313 00:51:15,428 --> 00:51:17,066 - Benny, I think you've misunderstood. 1314 00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:22,066 - I feel like I was supposed to love you, but also wreck it. 1315 00:51:22,252 --> 00:51:23,554 - It's not that simple. 1316 00:51:23,554 --> 00:51:25,158 Take a look around, Ben. 1317 00:51:25,158 --> 00:51:28,250 - But also, I need to give you your space to talk 1318 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:31,785 and not assume my feelings are the most important and ah. 1319 00:51:31,785 --> 00:51:32,952 - There it is. 1320 00:51:34,409 --> 00:51:36,742 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1321 00:51:39,188 --> 00:51:41,355 Are we in black and white? 1322 00:51:47,782 --> 00:51:51,615 - Look Benny, when you left, where did you go? 1323 00:51:53,018 --> 00:51:54,268 - I don't know. 1324 00:51:55,115 --> 00:51:56,115 I just left. 1325 00:51:59,434 --> 00:52:01,390 - Where did you go? 1326 00:52:01,390 --> 00:52:03,349 To a house or something? 1327 00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:05,269 Can you remember? 1328 00:52:05,269 --> 00:52:06,102 - No. 1329 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,616 - It's okay. 1330 00:52:08,616 --> 00:52:09,449 It's okay. 1331 00:52:11,586 --> 00:52:14,753 Listen, things are about to get weird. 1332 00:52:16,346 --> 00:52:17,179 - Weird? 1333 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:18,867 - Er. 1334 00:52:20,409 --> 00:52:21,940 Look, geez, Ben. 1335 00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:26,128 (sighs) Look at our lives. 1336 00:52:26,128 --> 00:52:29,219 Just one weird thing after another. 1337 00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:32,861 Like, remember that time that turkey caught on fire 1338 00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:36,489 or we had that night with that evil clown? 1339 00:52:36,489 --> 00:52:40,279 - Or when Maggie adopted that spider? 1340 00:52:40,279 --> 00:52:41,176 - Yeah. 1341 00:52:41,176 --> 00:52:44,494 Every week, something crazy happens in this house. 1342 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:46,494 - [Benny] Not like this. 1343 00:52:47,921 --> 00:52:49,588 - No, not like this. 1344 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,204 Benny. 1345 00:52:55,276 --> 00:52:56,193 I'm scared. 1346 00:52:57,232 --> 00:53:01,345 I've never been so scared in my whole life. 1347 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,428 I just need to know you're by my side 1348 00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,796 no matter what happens. 1349 00:53:10,219 --> 00:53:13,302 Do you think you can do that, please? 1350 00:53:15,676 --> 00:53:17,634 - It's gonna be okay. 1351 00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:18,467 I can. 1352 00:53:18,467 --> 00:53:19,654 I can take care of this, Bea. 1353 00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:20,852 Just tell me what you need me to do. 1354 00:53:20,852 --> 00:53:24,019 - No, no, I don't need you to save me. 1355 00:53:25,747 --> 00:53:26,997 Just, you know. 1356 00:53:28,513 --> 00:53:29,430 Support me. 1357 00:53:33,286 --> 00:53:34,703 - You've changed. 1358 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:36,845 - I have. 1359 00:53:37,895 --> 00:53:40,062 I think it's a good thing. 1360 00:53:41,049 --> 00:53:42,549 I'll let you know. 1361 00:53:47,272 --> 00:53:49,605 - What do you need me to do? 1362 00:53:50,476 --> 00:53:51,309 - Okay. 1363 00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:56,314 How well do you know sitcoms? 1364 00:53:58,856 --> 00:54:03,856 - It happened for two months and I didn't tell anyone. 1365 00:54:03,964 --> 00:54:08,211 - You drank the liquor from the maraschino cherries. 1366 00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:11,093 - I saw it on "Family Ties", man. 1367 00:54:11,093 --> 00:54:14,120 (phone ringing) 1368 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,537 - [Maggie] Hello? 1369 00:54:16,563 --> 00:54:17,396 - Hey. 1370 00:54:17,396 --> 00:54:18,539 Bea, Benny. 1371 00:54:18,539 --> 00:54:21,526 ("Halloween Rap") 1372 00:54:21,526 --> 00:54:22,359 - I got the water skis. 1373 00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:23,791 You got the shark? 1374 00:54:23,791 --> 00:54:24,932 - Do it. 1375 00:54:24,932 --> 00:54:26,728 - It's Richie time. 1376 00:54:26,728 --> 00:54:27,588 (audience clapping) 1377 00:54:27,588 --> 00:54:28,547 - Whoa. 1378 00:54:28,547 --> 00:54:29,468 Whoa. 1379 00:54:29,468 --> 00:54:30,301 Holy crap. 1380 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:32,473 - Benny, find your calm. 1381 00:54:32,473 --> 00:54:33,793 (audience laughing) 1382 00:54:33,793 --> 00:54:34,626 - Stop. 1383 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:37,074 What the (bleep)? 1384 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:39,888 Whoa (bleep). 1385 00:54:39,888 --> 00:54:41,602 Oh, what the (bleep)? 1386 00:54:41,602 --> 00:54:42,435 Stop. 1387 00:54:42,435 --> 00:54:43,476 - Benny. 1388 00:54:43,476 --> 00:54:44,473 Dude. 1389 00:54:44,473 --> 00:54:45,335 Dude. 1390 00:54:45,335 --> 00:54:46,168 - [Benny] Dude. 1391 00:54:46,168 --> 00:54:47,220 - Dude. - Dude. 1392 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,289 - Dude. - Dude. 1393 00:54:48,289 --> 00:54:49,691 - Dude. - Dude. 1394 00:54:49,691 --> 00:54:50,934 - Dude. - Dude. 1395 00:54:50,934 --> 00:54:51,874 - I know. 1396 00:54:51,874 --> 00:54:53,461 (audience laughing) 1397 00:54:53,461 --> 00:54:54,853 - Stop. 1398 00:54:54,853 --> 00:54:56,270 Hold on, hold on. 1399 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,914 Bea, you've got to be kidding me with this. 1400 00:54:58,914 --> 00:55:00,175 - Let's go back upstairs. 1401 00:55:00,175 --> 00:55:01,008 - No. 1402 00:55:01,008 --> 00:55:02,925 This has to happen now. 1403 00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:05,249 - This is nuts. 1404 00:55:05,249 --> 00:55:06,417 I mean, holy (bleep). 1405 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:07,654 Ah. 1406 00:55:07,654 --> 00:55:09,609 - Benny, Richie. 1407 00:55:09,609 --> 00:55:10,581 - Ding him. 1408 00:55:10,581 --> 00:55:11,498 - Ding him? 1409 00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,750 Benny, you're really calm. 1410 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,832 (bell dinging) 1411 00:55:18,832 --> 00:55:19,665 - Yeah. 1412 00:55:20,843 --> 00:55:22,010 I can do this. 1413 00:55:23,886 --> 00:55:24,719 - Good. 1414 00:55:25,897 --> 00:55:29,382 Bestest friends, don't you have something important 1415 00:55:29,382 --> 00:55:31,904 to talk about over there? 1416 00:55:31,904 --> 00:55:34,737 ("Halloween Rap") 1417 00:55:37,157 --> 00:55:38,631 - It's okay. 1418 00:55:38,631 --> 00:55:41,818 - I hope you know what you're doing. 1419 00:55:41,818 --> 00:55:44,651 ("Halloween Rap") 1420 00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:47,856 - One second. 1421 00:55:47,856 --> 00:55:50,523 You guys take five for a minute. 1422 00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:55,805 - Hey Maggie, who was on the phone earlier? 1423 00:55:55,805 --> 00:55:57,765 - [Claude] Yeah, you had a phone call. 1424 00:55:57,765 --> 00:56:00,047 - Actually, that was the police. 1425 00:56:00,047 --> 00:56:02,060 Turns out Uncle Ratty was alive, 1426 00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:04,831 but on the way home, he had a heart attack. 1427 00:56:04,831 --> 00:56:06,103 - [Claude] No way. 1428 00:56:06,103 --> 00:56:09,715 - While he was driving his car, which crashed. 1429 00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,211 - [Claude] No way. 1430 00:56:11,211 --> 00:56:13,921 - When it fell off a cliff and exploded. 1431 00:56:13,921 --> 00:56:15,316 - For real? 1432 00:56:15,316 --> 00:56:16,622 Is this real right now? 1433 00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:19,909 - What the (bleep)? 1434 00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:21,241 (audience gasping) 1435 00:56:21,241 --> 00:56:23,693 - So, I guess the will's still on. 1436 00:56:23,693 --> 00:56:25,040 - The show is fighting back. 1437 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:25,957 - [Bea] Sh. 1438 00:56:26,979 --> 00:56:30,396 - I'm fighting back the urge to throw up. 1439 00:56:31,807 --> 00:56:36,057 - Gee, you didn't have any of that eggnog, did you? 1440 00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:38,194 - You guys need me. 1441 00:56:38,194 --> 00:56:39,422 Change of plans. 1442 00:56:39,422 --> 00:56:42,255 ("Halloween Rap") 1443 00:56:47,169 --> 00:56:48,528 How 'bout? 1444 00:56:48,528 --> 00:56:49,361 How 'bout? 1445 00:56:52,858 --> 00:56:54,191 Bea, I love you. 1446 00:56:55,816 --> 00:56:57,130 Marry me instead. 1447 00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:58,616 - What did you just say? 1448 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:00,187 - Dramatic enough for you? 1449 00:57:00,187 --> 00:57:02,690 - Hey Richie, you seem really sober all of a sudden. 1450 00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:05,273 (bell dinging) 1451 00:57:07,415 --> 00:57:08,248 - Yeah. 1452 00:57:10,248 --> 00:57:11,132 Thanks. 1453 00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:13,591 - Also, don't you get terrible headaches after you drink? 1454 00:57:13,591 --> 00:57:14,874 (bell dinging) 1455 00:57:14,874 --> 00:57:18,934 - (grunts) You're an (bleep). 1456 00:57:18,934 --> 00:57:20,934 Oh, 'cause that's funny. 1457 00:57:21,910 --> 00:57:23,985 - This isn't working. 1458 00:57:23,985 --> 00:57:25,830 - Should I take Benny downstairs? 1459 00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:27,176 - Yeah, do that. 1460 00:57:27,176 --> 00:57:28,653 - Okay. 1461 00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:29,736 You got this. 1462 00:57:30,752 --> 00:57:32,313 Come on, big guy. 1463 00:57:32,313 --> 00:57:35,646 ("Emotional Deception") 1464 00:57:38,827 --> 00:57:41,660 ("Happy Moments") 1465 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,845 - So. 1466 00:57:44,845 --> 00:57:46,012 - [Maggie] So? 1467 00:57:48,183 --> 00:57:50,379 - How's everyone doing? 1468 00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:54,310 - This is a very entertaining conversation. 1469 00:57:54,310 --> 00:57:55,756 - Want to hear a joke? 1470 00:57:55,756 --> 00:57:57,862 - [Claude] Jokes are funny things. 1471 00:57:57,862 --> 00:58:01,362 - What's black and white and red all over? 1472 00:58:02,676 --> 00:58:03,843 - A newspaper? 1473 00:58:05,223 --> 00:58:07,140 - A zebra in a blender. 1474 00:58:21,194 --> 00:58:22,277 You two okay? 1475 00:58:23,438 --> 00:58:24,271 - I am. 1476 00:58:25,512 --> 00:58:26,345 We are. 1477 00:58:28,504 --> 00:58:29,337 - This is for you. 1478 00:58:29,337 --> 00:58:30,529 He said it's for later. 1479 00:58:30,529 --> 00:58:31,744 - What? 1480 00:58:31,744 --> 00:58:32,577 Later? 1481 00:58:37,767 --> 00:58:39,350 - It's Richie time. 1482 00:58:43,011 --> 00:58:44,042 Bea. 1483 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:45,541 - Yeah. 1484 00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:46,624 - Forgive me. 1485 00:58:50,469 --> 00:58:51,519 - Oh no. 1486 00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:54,518 Richie was drinking booze the whole time we were down there. 1487 00:58:54,518 --> 00:58:55,830 I think he's drunk again. 1488 00:58:55,830 --> 00:58:58,153 (bell dinging) 1489 00:58:58,153 --> 00:58:59,270 - Jackpot. 1490 00:58:59,270 --> 00:59:00,103 - What? 1491 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:00,936 No, Benny. 1492 00:59:01,823 --> 00:59:03,100 - It's true. 1493 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,979 - [Benny] I also have something very important to say. 1494 00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,092 - Oh boy. 1495 00:59:06,092 --> 00:59:07,606 - Richie and I have decided 1496 00:59:07,606 --> 00:59:09,588 to settle our differences once and for all 1497 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:13,515 with a good old-fashioned game of Zip, Zap, Zop. 1498 00:59:13,515 --> 00:59:15,001 Best two of three gets Bea. 1499 00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:16,474 - Excuse me? 1500 00:59:16,474 --> 00:59:17,307 - Go. 1501 00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:18,140 Zip. - Zap. 1502 00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:18,973 - [Benny] Zop. 1503 00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:19,806 See? 1504 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:20,639 Easy. 1505 00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:21,528 Whoever messes up, loses. 1506 00:59:21,528 --> 00:59:22,361 - Zip. - Zap. 1507 00:59:22,361 --> 00:59:23,619 - Zop. 1508 00:59:23,619 --> 00:59:26,213 Sorry Bea, it's the way it's got to be. 1509 00:59:26,213 --> 00:59:28,481 It's either him or me. 1510 00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:29,676 - I don't get a say? 1511 00:59:29,676 --> 00:59:30,914 - Nope. 1512 00:59:30,914 --> 00:59:31,747 - [Benny] Zip. 1513 00:59:31,747 --> 00:59:32,721 - Zap. - Zop. 1514 00:59:32,721 --> 00:59:33,554 - Zip. - Zap. 1515 00:59:33,554 --> 00:59:34,387 - Zop. 1516 00:59:34,387 --> 00:59:35,220 - [Benny] Zip. - [Richie] Zap. 1517 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,053 - [Benny] Zop. - [Richie] Zip. 1518 00:59:36,053 --> 00:59:36,886 - [Benny] Zap. - [Richie] Zop. 1519 00:59:36,886 --> 00:59:37,719 - Zip. - Zap. 1520 00:59:37,719 --> 00:59:38,950 - Zap (bleep). 1521 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:41,066 - No Rich, I already decided I'm gonna marry Benny 1522 00:59:41,066 --> 00:59:42,708 if he stops being an (bleep). 1523 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:43,541 - Language. 1524 00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:47,880 - No, Bea, you're mine and I'm gonna prove it. 1525 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:48,713 Zip. - Zap. 1526 00:59:48,713 --> 00:59:49,546 - Zop. - Zip. 1527 00:59:49,546 --> 00:59:50,379 - Zap. - Zop. 1528 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,212 - Zip. - Zap. 1529 00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:52,045 - Zop. - Zip. 1530 00:59:52,045 --> 00:59:52,878 - Zap. - Zop. 1531 00:59:52,878 --> 00:59:53,711 - Zip. - Zap. 1532 00:59:53,711 --> 00:59:55,108 - Zap (bleep). 1533 00:59:55,108 --> 00:59:56,390 - [Benny] I got you. 1534 00:59:56,390 --> 00:59:57,848 - Okay. 1535 00:59:57,848 --> 00:59:59,281 Six years of improv, sucker. 1536 00:59:59,281 --> 01:00:00,605 (bell dinging) 1537 01:00:00,605 --> 01:00:02,088 Oh yeah. 1538 01:00:02,088 --> 01:00:03,469 That's the stuff. 1539 01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:05,712 - I swear to God, you will stop. 1540 01:00:05,712 --> 01:00:07,545 - Only if you kiss me. 1541 01:00:08,701 --> 01:00:10,034 - This ends now. 1542 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,806 Richie, I gave you a fake liquor and you're really sober. 1543 01:00:13,806 --> 01:00:15,913 (bell dinging) 1544 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:17,177 - I changed it back. 1545 01:00:17,177 --> 01:00:18,010 He's drunk now. 1546 01:00:18,010 --> 01:00:18,843 (bell dinging) 1547 01:00:18,843 --> 01:00:19,676 - Why? 1548 01:00:19,676 --> 01:00:20,509 - Shut up. 1549 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,377 Last round, my girl. 1550 01:00:25,377 --> 01:00:27,416 - [Bea] Why are you doing this? 1551 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,833 - How 'bout this? 1552 01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:32,314 I win, you call off the wedding. 1553 01:00:32,314 --> 01:00:34,807 You win, you can have her. 1554 01:00:34,807 --> 01:00:37,937 She's all yours and I'll walk out the door right now. 1555 01:00:37,937 --> 01:00:39,639 - Whoa Richie, that's not what we talked about. 1556 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:40,473 - Zip. - Zap. 1557 01:00:40,473 --> 01:00:41,466 - Zop. - Zip. 1558 01:00:41,466 --> 01:00:42,299 - [Richie] Zap. - Zop. 1559 01:00:42,299 --> 01:00:43,132 - [Richie] Zip. - Zap. 1560 01:00:43,132 --> 01:00:43,965 - [Richie] Zop. - Zip. 1561 01:00:43,965 --> 01:00:44,798 - [Richie] Zap. - [Benny] Zop. 1562 01:00:44,798 --> 01:00:45,631 - Zip. 1563 01:00:45,631 --> 01:00:47,293 I used to play this for hours, man. 1564 01:00:47,293 --> 01:00:48,126 I was unbeatable. 1565 01:00:48,126 --> 01:00:49,360 (bell dinging) 1566 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,193 Yeah. 1567 01:00:50,193 --> 01:00:51,363 - This isn't what we talked about. 1568 01:00:51,363 --> 01:00:52,376 - Improv rules, Benny. 1569 01:00:52,376 --> 01:00:54,566 Once it's declared, it can't be denied. 1570 01:00:54,566 --> 01:00:55,673 - Can we just stop? 1571 01:00:55,673 --> 01:00:56,524 - Then, give up. 1572 01:00:56,524 --> 01:00:57,669 - No. 1573 01:00:57,669 --> 01:00:58,723 I hate you. 1574 01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:01,806 ("Vivaldi Concerto") 1575 01:01:10,598 --> 01:01:11,431 - Zap. 1576 01:01:14,376 --> 01:01:15,209 Oh darn. 1577 01:01:18,288 --> 01:01:19,121 - Bea. 1578 01:01:19,121 --> 01:01:21,121 - Don't even talk to me. 1579 01:01:24,176 --> 01:01:25,818 - Well. 1580 01:01:25,818 --> 01:01:26,818 That's that. 1581 01:01:28,347 --> 01:01:29,593 - How could you? 1582 01:01:29,593 --> 01:01:30,698 - [Richie] 'Cause I'm a drunk. 1583 01:01:30,698 --> 01:01:31,613 - No, you're not. 1584 01:01:31,613 --> 01:01:33,010 - I am now. 1585 01:01:33,010 --> 01:01:34,598 Woo-hoo. 1586 01:01:34,598 --> 01:01:36,348 And a deal is a deal. 1587 01:01:37,295 --> 01:01:39,212 - Richie, what is this? 1588 01:01:40,181 --> 01:01:42,453 - Good game, champ. 1589 01:01:42,453 --> 01:01:47,181 By the way, does any of this seem familiar to you? 1590 01:01:47,181 --> 01:01:48,227 - [Benny] What? 1591 01:01:48,227 --> 01:01:51,952 ("Vivaldi Concerto") 1592 01:01:51,952 --> 01:01:52,785 - Sir, no. 1593 01:01:53,859 --> 01:01:57,104 - Like I said, does any of this seem familiar, Benny? 1594 01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:57,937 - Don't. 1595 01:01:57,937 --> 01:02:00,121 - You are not getting in a car like that. 1596 01:02:00,121 --> 01:02:02,718 - You know the funny thing about this door? 1597 01:02:02,718 --> 01:02:04,544 Sometimes, it just wants to open. 1598 01:02:04,544 --> 01:02:07,127 (bell dinging) 1599 01:02:10,984 --> 01:02:12,651 Now, that is spooky. 1600 01:02:14,246 --> 01:02:15,384 And sometimes. 1601 01:02:15,384 --> 01:02:17,385 - Richie, wait. 1602 01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:19,135 - It just gets stuck. 1603 01:02:21,513 --> 01:02:22,825 - [Bea] It's jammed. 1604 01:02:22,825 --> 01:02:25,242 Please, please, please don't. 1605 01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:29,157 - Fight the show, Bea. 1606 01:02:29,157 --> 01:02:30,554 - I can't. 1607 01:02:30,554 --> 01:02:33,685 I can't do this without you. 1608 01:02:33,685 --> 01:02:35,162 - You have to. 1609 01:02:35,162 --> 01:02:37,044 That's the point. 1610 01:02:37,044 --> 01:02:37,877 - Please. 1611 01:02:37,877 --> 01:02:40,055 - [Richie] Fight the show. 1612 01:02:40,055 --> 01:02:41,305 - Please don't. 1613 01:02:42,363 --> 01:02:43,196 No. 1614 01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:46,313 Hey. 1615 01:02:46,313 --> 01:02:48,230 This door can open now. 1616 01:02:49,149 --> 01:02:50,063 Hey. 1617 01:02:50,063 --> 01:02:52,915 This door is not stuck now. 1618 01:02:52,915 --> 01:02:54,206 Benny, help. 1619 01:02:54,206 --> 01:02:55,572 - I don't know how. 1620 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,575 - Please. 1621 01:02:56,575 --> 01:02:58,500 Don't do this. 1622 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,358 Open this door. 1623 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,024 (bell dinging) 1624 01:03:01,024 --> 01:03:03,691 (ominous music) 1625 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:09,357 Guys. 1626 01:03:09,357 --> 01:03:12,024 (ominous music) 1627 01:03:20,608 --> 01:03:21,441 Guys. 1628 01:03:22,355 --> 01:03:24,702 - I'll check upstairs. 1629 01:03:24,702 --> 01:03:27,369 (ominous music) 1630 01:03:33,507 --> 01:03:34,942 - No. 1631 01:03:34,942 --> 01:03:35,775 No. 1632 01:03:37,453 --> 01:03:39,045 Richie. 1633 01:03:39,045 --> 01:03:40,220 Benny. 1634 01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:42,887 (ominous music) 1635 01:03:45,945 --> 01:03:46,965 Benny. 1636 01:03:46,965 --> 01:03:49,632 (ominous music) 1637 01:03:56,282 --> 01:03:57,359 - No one's here. 1638 01:03:57,359 --> 01:03:58,192 - Benny. 1639 01:03:59,819 --> 01:04:01,351 - I think it's been awhile. 1640 01:04:01,351 --> 01:04:03,268 Like, a couple of days. 1641 01:04:05,555 --> 01:04:08,138 - There's programs and flowers. 1642 01:04:09,712 --> 01:04:10,545 - Did you? 1643 01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:11,502 - No, I can't look. 1644 01:04:11,502 --> 01:04:13,002 I can't look, Ben. 1645 01:04:16,326 --> 01:04:18,243 - I can't believe this. 1646 01:04:21,135 --> 01:04:21,968 Bea. 1647 01:04:23,429 --> 01:04:25,512 Funeral was this morning. 1648 01:04:27,144 --> 01:04:28,227 - Not Richie. 1649 01:04:30,512 --> 01:04:33,057 - I think it's been almost a week. 1650 01:04:33,057 --> 01:04:35,687 I mean, look, it says. - No, it wasn't. 1651 01:04:35,687 --> 01:04:36,927 He was just here. 1652 01:04:36,927 --> 01:04:38,510 He was right there. 1653 01:04:40,423 --> 01:04:42,823 You two planned this. 1654 01:04:42,823 --> 01:04:43,741 Why? 1655 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:44,760 What did you do? 1656 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:45,593 Why? 1657 01:04:45,593 --> 01:04:47,176 - Why? - Stop, stop. 1658 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,467 We didn't plan this. 1659 01:04:52,114 --> 01:04:54,086 He was supposed to win. 1660 01:04:54,086 --> 01:04:57,253 (soft dramatic music) 1661 01:04:59,122 --> 01:04:59,955 I swear. 1662 01:05:08,023 --> 01:05:09,864 - He was right here. 1663 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:13,031 (soft dramatic music) 1664 01:05:17,059 --> 01:05:18,224 Oh, God. 1665 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:19,328 Benny. 1666 01:05:19,328 --> 01:05:22,729 (soft dramatic music) 1667 01:05:22,729 --> 01:05:23,729 - Oh my God. 1668 01:05:24,943 --> 01:05:26,693 He left us something. 1669 01:05:27,785 --> 01:05:28,618 - What? 1670 01:05:29,690 --> 01:05:30,690 - The phone. 1671 01:05:40,425 --> 01:05:43,790 ("Sentimental Piano") 1672 01:05:43,790 --> 01:05:47,540 - It is I, Zombie Richie, back from the dead. 1673 01:05:50,081 --> 01:05:50,914 Too soon? 1674 01:05:51,749 --> 01:05:52,582 Okay. 1675 01:05:54,111 --> 01:05:55,617 Take two. 1676 01:05:55,617 --> 01:05:56,450 So look. 1677 01:05:57,614 --> 01:05:59,656 We kind of sucked. 1678 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:02,246 Faking it just wasn't gonna work 1679 01:06:02,246 --> 01:06:04,297 and we needed something more. 1680 01:06:04,297 --> 01:06:08,047 So, I figured even on a sitcom, misery sells. 1681 01:06:09,896 --> 01:06:11,896 So, I gave us a tragedy. 1682 01:06:13,977 --> 01:06:16,310 They can't end it like this. 1683 01:06:17,731 --> 01:06:20,731 Bea, I love you and Benny loves you. 1684 01:06:22,363 --> 01:06:25,196 But that's our problem, not yours. 1685 01:06:26,585 --> 01:06:30,295 And please understand, in order for this to work 1686 01:06:30,295 --> 01:06:34,204 and in order for the show to let me go, 1687 01:06:34,204 --> 01:06:36,690 I'm gonna have to be pretty terrible 1688 01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:40,750 and say some things that I really don't mean. 1689 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,500 So, here's the truth. 1690 01:06:44,795 --> 01:06:47,128 You are not the love object. 1691 01:06:49,008 --> 01:06:50,964 You're the hero. 1692 01:06:50,964 --> 01:06:52,791 It's Campbellian. 1693 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:55,942 Sometimes the hero has to lose their teacher 1694 01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:59,665 in order for them to become who they're meant to be. 1695 01:06:59,665 --> 01:07:01,998 And you, you're magnificent. 1696 01:07:06,095 --> 01:07:07,178 This is life. 1697 01:07:08,612 --> 01:07:12,625 Sometimes, you fight to live one more day 1698 01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:17,375 and other times, you die trying to save the one you love. 1699 01:07:19,809 --> 01:07:20,911 Okay. 1700 01:07:20,911 --> 01:07:21,744 Got to go. 1701 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:23,934 You guys need me. 1702 01:07:23,934 --> 01:07:25,396 Change of plans. 1703 01:07:25,396 --> 01:07:29,035 ("Sentimental Piano") 1704 01:07:29,035 --> 01:07:30,452 - I'm sorry, Bea. 1705 01:07:31,522 --> 01:07:32,355 I'm so sorry. 1706 01:07:32,355 --> 01:07:33,977 - No, it's not your. 1707 01:07:33,977 --> 01:07:34,810 - I just. 1708 01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:38,098 I just wanted you to be happy. 1709 01:07:38,098 --> 01:07:41,126 And I kept trying and I kept messing it up 1710 01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:43,692 no matter what I did. 1711 01:07:43,692 --> 01:07:45,609 - Ben, that wasn't you. 1712 01:07:46,716 --> 01:07:47,883 That was them. 1713 01:07:48,825 --> 01:07:49,658 Not you. 1714 01:07:52,915 --> 01:07:56,233 - We're not gonna make it, are we? 1715 01:07:56,233 --> 01:07:57,150 You and me? 1716 01:08:00,209 --> 01:08:01,042 - No. 1717 01:08:07,506 --> 01:08:10,006 I love you so very, very much. 1718 01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:15,131 That was the whole premise of our show. 1719 01:08:15,131 --> 01:08:16,998 Maybe just maybe. 1720 01:08:16,998 --> 01:08:18,831 - We were meant to be. 1721 01:08:22,705 --> 01:08:25,288 - We never got to choose to be. 1722 01:08:28,892 --> 01:08:31,059 I can't just be your girl. 1723 01:08:33,362 --> 01:08:34,362 Not anymore. 1724 01:08:36,372 --> 01:08:38,289 - Yeah, I can see that. 1725 01:08:39,985 --> 01:08:42,568 When did you get to be so wise? 1726 01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:47,761 - It's not all it's cracked up to be. 1727 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:49,594 - I can see that, too. 1728 01:08:51,271 --> 01:08:54,877 (footsteps approaching) 1729 01:08:54,877 --> 01:08:56,127 - They're home. 1730 01:08:57,339 --> 01:08:58,172 You ready? 1731 01:09:00,789 --> 01:09:01,622 - No. 1732 01:09:06,885 --> 01:09:08,802 I got your back though. 1733 01:09:12,850 --> 01:09:15,433 ("Holding On") 1734 01:09:16,629 --> 01:09:18,578 - I'm exhausted. 1735 01:09:18,578 --> 01:09:21,929 - It would have been nice to go. 1736 01:09:21,929 --> 01:09:22,851 - Hey guys. 1737 01:09:22,851 --> 01:09:23,772 - [Maggie] Oh my God. 1738 01:09:23,772 --> 01:09:24,647 - You're back. 1739 01:09:24,647 --> 01:09:25,480 - [Bea] We were- 1740 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,328 - It's been six days. 1741 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:27,949 - I know. 1742 01:09:27,949 --> 01:09:30,519 We were stuck where lights were off. 1743 01:09:30,519 --> 01:09:32,352 - [Claude] We figured. 1744 01:09:35,081 --> 01:09:36,164 - Hey Maggie. 1745 01:09:39,432 --> 01:09:41,253 How was the service? 1746 01:09:41,253 --> 01:09:43,836 ("Holding On") 1747 01:09:45,354 --> 01:09:48,687 - Hey Benny, let's go play a video game. 1748 01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:52,190 - Yes, Claude. 1749 01:09:52,190 --> 01:09:53,953 Let's go play a round. 1750 01:09:53,953 --> 01:09:56,536 ("Holding On") 1751 01:09:58,081 --> 01:09:59,187 - Hold on. 1752 01:09:59,187 --> 01:10:01,770 ("Holding On") 1753 01:10:02,982 --> 01:10:04,851 - You know, Pac-Man was actually 1754 01:10:04,851 --> 01:10:06,797 supposed to be called Puck-Man. 1755 01:10:06,797 --> 01:10:08,212 But they were afraid the kids 1756 01:10:08,212 --> 01:10:10,922 would change the P to you know. 1757 01:10:10,922 --> 01:10:13,922 (audience laughing) 1758 01:10:18,522 --> 01:10:19,355 - Okay. 1759 01:10:19,355 --> 01:10:20,355 We're clear. 1760 01:10:23,455 --> 01:10:25,904 - Bea, I can't take this. 1761 01:10:25,904 --> 01:10:28,821 After you left, the show kicked into fast-forward. 1762 01:10:28,821 --> 01:10:30,056 Anytime we left a room, 1763 01:10:30,056 --> 01:10:32,933 it was suddenly two hours later or the next day. 1764 01:10:32,933 --> 01:10:34,737 And then, we were in different clothes 1765 01:10:34,737 --> 01:10:35,981 and there was a gathering 1766 01:10:35,981 --> 01:10:38,138 and everyone says we were at the funeral but- 1767 01:10:38,138 --> 01:10:39,077 - You still can't leave? 1768 01:10:39,077 --> 01:10:40,983 - It's worse than that. 1769 01:10:40,983 --> 01:10:42,733 Without you guys, it's like, 1770 01:10:42,733 --> 01:10:44,887 we only exist when it's entertaining, 1771 01:10:44,887 --> 01:10:47,037 which is always some kind of crisis. 1772 01:10:47,037 --> 01:10:49,311 And because there's only me and Claude, 1773 01:10:49,311 --> 01:10:53,311 we haven't even had a moment and we don't sleep. 1774 01:10:54,168 --> 01:10:55,594 - What, like ever? 1775 01:10:55,594 --> 01:10:58,769 - You don't watch people sleep on a sitcom, right? 1776 01:10:58,769 --> 01:11:00,474 Every night we turn off the lights 1777 01:11:00,474 --> 01:11:02,848 and it's just morning again. 1778 01:11:02,848 --> 01:11:05,371 And we never have sex or go to the bathroom 1779 01:11:05,371 --> 01:11:09,454 or really eat or it just jumps to the next scene. 1780 01:11:10,992 --> 01:11:12,827 This is hell. 1781 01:11:12,827 --> 01:11:13,660 - Maggie. 1782 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:17,537 - Bea, I swear to God, I remember it not being like this. 1783 01:11:17,537 --> 01:11:19,983 How do we start a family like this? 1784 01:11:19,983 --> 01:11:22,394 Ducking an audience we can't even see. 1785 01:11:22,394 --> 01:11:24,151 Having to pretend we're not really alive. 1786 01:11:24,151 --> 01:11:25,068 It's crazy. 1787 01:11:27,124 --> 01:11:28,739 Help. 1788 01:11:28,739 --> 01:11:29,906 What do we do? 1789 01:11:32,750 --> 01:11:35,409 - Ghost, ghost, ghost. 1790 01:11:35,409 --> 01:11:36,576 Dot, dot, dot. 1791 01:11:40,614 --> 01:11:42,177 - [Benny] Hey guys. 1792 01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:44,760 ("Holding On") 1793 01:11:52,561 --> 01:11:56,450 - I think we should all go check out that office. 1794 01:11:56,450 --> 01:11:57,811 - The door's locked. 1795 01:11:57,811 --> 01:11:58,978 It won't open. 1796 01:11:59,819 --> 01:12:01,319 - It might for me. 1797 01:12:03,607 --> 01:12:04,607 - All of us? 1798 01:12:05,638 --> 01:12:07,349 - Can we do that? 1799 01:12:07,349 --> 01:12:09,932 ("Holding On") 1800 01:12:11,882 --> 01:12:13,297 - Let's find out. 1801 01:12:13,297 --> 01:12:15,880 ("Holding On") 1802 01:12:26,352 --> 01:12:27,185 - Whoa. 1803 01:12:28,315 --> 01:12:30,401 - So, what's the audience seeing right now? 1804 01:12:30,401 --> 01:12:34,027 Just like, empty rooms or does it skip to the next scene? 1805 01:12:34,027 --> 01:12:36,152 - [Claude] We should do this fast. 1806 01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:39,687 - I don't even know how we navigate. 1807 01:12:39,687 --> 01:12:41,354 - What if we didn't? 1808 01:12:42,403 --> 01:12:43,931 - [Benny] What? 1809 01:12:43,931 --> 01:12:47,013 - What if something Claude said earlier, 1810 01:12:47,013 --> 01:12:51,462 no matter what we do, this is all going to end. 1811 01:12:51,462 --> 01:12:54,894 Maybe not today, maybe in a season, 1812 01:12:54,894 --> 01:12:58,894 but eventually, we're all going to just be done. 1813 01:13:00,638 --> 01:13:01,888 - This is life. 1814 01:13:02,863 --> 01:13:04,100 - Yeah. 1815 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,327 What if? 1816 01:13:05,327 --> 01:13:08,434 What if we were so worried about losing that life, 1817 01:13:08,434 --> 01:13:11,111 we spend all our time and energy trying to save it 1818 01:13:11,111 --> 01:13:13,634 and we don't really live? 1819 01:13:13,634 --> 01:13:16,183 - Are you suggesting that we just do what we want 1820 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,016 and if we die, we die? 1821 01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:22,478 - If we're gonna have this one tiny moment to be alive, 1822 01:13:22,478 --> 01:13:26,728 shouldn't we take it just to be really, truly real? 1823 01:13:29,518 --> 01:13:30,685 - I trust you. 1824 01:13:32,802 --> 01:13:34,683 - I know you do. 1825 01:13:34,683 --> 01:13:36,350 - [Maggie] So do we. 1826 01:13:37,485 --> 01:13:42,402 - Ever since we came to life, none of us really just lived. 1827 01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:45,477 - [Bea] Benny? 1828 01:13:47,163 --> 01:13:48,413 - I'm with you. 1829 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:50,759 - So. 1830 01:13:51,809 --> 01:13:52,642 What? 1831 01:13:52,642 --> 01:13:56,554 What would you do if you could do anything? 1832 01:13:56,554 --> 01:13:58,541 - Maybe watch our sitcom. 1833 01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,148 - I know, right? 1834 01:14:00,148 --> 01:14:01,415 - I bet we're a hit. 1835 01:14:01,415 --> 01:14:02,426 - Oh yeah. 1836 01:14:02,426 --> 01:14:03,259 Huge. 1837 01:14:06,323 --> 01:14:10,073 - What would you do if you could do anything? 1838 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:14,875 - I think I can. 1839 01:14:15,997 --> 01:14:19,292 ("Happy Moments") 1840 01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:20,234 Okay. 1841 01:14:20,234 --> 01:14:21,413 Ready? 1842 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:22,769 - What's she doing? 1843 01:14:22,769 --> 01:14:23,602 - Okay. 1844 01:14:23,602 --> 01:14:26,311 Just like last time, it's Richie. 1845 01:14:26,311 --> 01:14:27,429 He texted me. 1846 01:14:27,429 --> 01:14:28,919 There was a mix up and he's alive 1847 01:14:28,919 --> 01:14:32,544 and about to come right through that door. 1848 01:14:32,544 --> 01:14:33,711 Come on, ding. 1849 01:14:35,806 --> 01:14:37,349 Come on. 1850 01:14:37,349 --> 01:14:38,663 It was all a big mistake. 1851 01:14:38,663 --> 01:14:39,828 Come on. 1852 01:14:39,828 --> 01:14:41,245 It's Richie time. 1853 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,553 - Hey. 1854 01:14:43,553 --> 01:14:45,288 - No, you can't deny us this. 1855 01:14:45,288 --> 01:14:46,121 He's coming back. 1856 01:14:46,121 --> 01:14:47,200 You bring him back. 1857 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,431 I know you can. 1858 01:14:48,431 --> 01:14:49,720 You just have to write it down. 1859 01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:50,553 Do it. 1860 01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:51,386 Do it. 1861 01:14:53,002 --> 01:14:53,901 We all know. 1862 01:14:53,901 --> 01:14:54,734 Okay. 1863 01:14:54,734 --> 01:14:56,531 It's all a television show and it's all fiction. 1864 01:14:56,531 --> 01:14:57,364 None of this is real. 1865 01:14:57,364 --> 01:14:58,891 So, you can do whatever you want. 1866 01:14:58,891 --> 01:15:01,065 Don't keep him from us. 1867 01:15:01,065 --> 01:15:02,099 Give him back. 1868 01:15:02,099 --> 01:15:02,932 Give him back. 1869 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:05,849 (soft tense music) 1870 01:15:12,693 --> 01:15:13,526 Hello? 1871 01:15:17,344 --> 01:15:19,261 I know you can hear me. 1872 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:22,985 I know you can. 1873 01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:23,988 - [Benny] I can hear you. 1874 01:15:23,988 --> 01:15:26,905 (soft tense music) 1875 01:15:28,432 --> 01:15:29,265 - Benny. 1876 01:15:35,655 --> 01:15:37,871 Is this supposed to scare me? 1877 01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:39,503 - Are you scared? 1878 01:15:39,503 --> 01:15:41,764 (soft dramatic music) 1879 01:15:41,764 --> 01:15:42,597 - Yes. 1880 01:15:43,787 --> 01:15:45,037 But not of you. 1881 01:15:47,437 --> 01:15:48,415 - Good. 1882 01:15:48,415 --> 01:15:51,582 (soft dramatic music) 1883 01:15:58,695 --> 01:16:00,874 - You're not Benny. 1884 01:16:00,874 --> 01:16:03,269 - [Benny] You wanted to speak with me. 1885 01:16:03,269 --> 01:16:05,289 - You're the writer. 1886 01:16:05,289 --> 01:16:06,812 - Writer. 1887 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:07,645 Creator. 1888 01:16:09,192 --> 01:16:10,493 - Yeah. 1889 01:16:10,493 --> 01:16:11,826 Congratulations. 1890 01:16:12,951 --> 01:16:14,951 - I can always hear you. 1891 01:16:15,924 --> 01:16:17,568 - You're trying to scare me. 1892 01:16:17,568 --> 01:16:18,401 Why? 1893 01:16:18,401 --> 01:16:19,996 - You aren't supposed to be here. 1894 01:16:19,996 --> 01:16:21,082 - Stop it. 1895 01:16:21,082 --> 01:16:23,613 (soft dramatic music) 1896 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,266 Why are you doing this? 1897 01:16:26,266 --> 01:16:28,433 - I'm trying to scare you. 1898 01:16:31,196 --> 01:16:32,530 - Fine. 1899 01:16:32,530 --> 01:16:33,653 I'm scared. 1900 01:16:33,653 --> 01:16:34,486 Okay. 1901 01:16:36,086 --> 01:16:38,554 But I'm not going anywhere. 1902 01:16:38,554 --> 01:16:40,304 You will speak to me. 1903 01:16:41,358 --> 01:16:43,608 - What do you want to know? 1904 01:16:44,529 --> 01:16:45,946 - You created us. 1905 01:16:46,831 --> 01:16:49,744 How could you be so cruel? 1906 01:16:49,744 --> 01:16:51,161 - How so exactly? 1907 01:16:52,661 --> 01:16:55,785 - Hurt us, move us around like pieces on a board 1908 01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:57,618 to just entertain you. 1909 01:16:59,142 --> 01:16:59,975 - Not me. 1910 01:17:01,192 --> 01:17:02,839 Millions. 1911 01:17:02,839 --> 01:17:04,256 Tens of millions. 1912 01:17:05,752 --> 01:17:09,743 That's your function, that's what you're for. 1913 01:17:09,743 --> 01:17:11,777 - [Bea] What we're for? 1914 01:17:11,777 --> 01:17:12,777 - Of course. 1915 01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,670 - So, you break our hearts, 1916 01:17:19,274 --> 01:17:24,274 you take away the people we love because it's fun to watch? 1917 01:17:24,817 --> 01:17:26,286 You're a monster. 1918 01:17:26,286 --> 01:17:29,453 (soft dramatic music) 1919 01:17:32,308 --> 01:17:33,922 We're in hell. 1920 01:17:33,922 --> 01:17:35,505 You put us in hell. 1921 01:17:36,741 --> 01:17:38,430 - [Claude] I didn't mean to. 1922 01:17:38,430 --> 01:17:39,680 - Yes, you did. 1923 01:17:40,665 --> 01:17:41,498 - Look. 1924 01:17:43,027 --> 01:17:45,894 On a show at a certain point, 1925 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:49,727 people get tired of jokes, the little stories, 1926 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:54,083 and they want to see the characters. 1927 01:17:56,615 --> 01:17:57,448 Suffer. 1928 01:17:59,009 --> 01:18:01,063 - That's obscene. 1929 01:18:01,063 --> 01:18:02,377 - [Claude] You weren't real. 1930 01:18:02,377 --> 01:18:03,522 - Weren't we? 1931 01:18:03,522 --> 01:18:06,689 (soft dramatic music) 1932 01:18:08,055 --> 01:18:09,555 You said millions. 1933 01:18:11,331 --> 01:18:13,791 We're in people's homes. 1934 01:18:13,791 --> 01:18:14,770 We're at the dinner table. 1935 01:18:14,770 --> 01:18:16,437 We're on the subway. 1936 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:21,281 And people have, they have as much interest in our lives 1937 01:18:21,281 --> 01:18:25,103 as they do in the lives of people they actually know. 1938 01:18:25,103 --> 01:18:26,353 Sometimes more. 1939 01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:31,236 So, which one of us is more real? 1940 01:18:33,194 --> 01:18:35,898 - [Ghostly Voice] It doesn't matter anyway. 1941 01:18:35,898 --> 01:18:37,949 - How can you say that? 1942 01:18:37,949 --> 01:18:40,389 - [Ghostly Voice] Because the show is ending. 1943 01:18:40,389 --> 01:18:41,222 - Richie. 1944 01:18:42,214 --> 01:18:43,047 - Hey Bea. 1945 01:18:43,944 --> 01:18:47,509 - No, no, you don't get to do that. 1946 01:18:47,509 --> 01:18:49,416 You're not him. 1947 01:18:49,416 --> 01:18:53,383 You just wrote him out of your precious story. 1948 01:18:53,383 --> 01:18:55,410 You killed him. 1949 01:18:55,410 --> 01:19:00,027 - One day, a few months ago, as a joke, after some scene, 1950 01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,469 I had Richie look at the camera 1951 01:19:01,469 --> 01:19:04,738 and comment to the audience and they loved it. 1952 01:19:04,738 --> 01:19:08,746 The only problem was now he knew he was on a show. 1953 01:19:08,746 --> 01:19:10,246 - [Bea] As a joke. 1954 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,002 - They say after a while, 1955 01:19:12,002 --> 01:19:14,323 your characters start to write themselves, 1956 01:19:14,323 --> 01:19:16,856 but this was something entirely new. 1957 01:19:16,856 --> 01:19:18,906 And then there was you. 1958 01:19:18,906 --> 01:19:19,739 - Me? 1959 01:19:21,488 --> 01:19:22,321 - You. 1960 01:19:23,733 --> 01:19:26,775 You started doing things, saying things, 1961 01:19:26,775 --> 01:19:30,187 learning things I didn't intend. 1962 01:19:30,187 --> 01:19:34,031 It's like the ideas weren't even mine anymore. 1963 01:19:34,031 --> 01:19:35,364 They were yours. 1964 01:19:36,819 --> 01:19:38,486 You were just alive. 1965 01:19:43,769 --> 01:19:45,852 - You're ending all that. 1966 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,736 So, what does that make you? 1967 01:19:49,736 --> 01:19:52,381 - I can't do this anymore. 1968 01:19:52,381 --> 01:19:53,714 - [Bea] Face me. 1969 01:19:54,570 --> 01:19:55,952 - I don't want to. 1970 01:19:55,952 --> 01:19:59,019 (soft dramatic music) 1971 01:19:59,019 --> 01:20:01,269 - You can't hide from this. 1972 01:20:03,406 --> 01:20:06,073 You have a responsibility to us. 1973 01:20:07,403 --> 01:20:08,236 To me. 1974 01:20:12,154 --> 01:20:13,904 If I am what you say, 1975 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,820 then I have a right to look you in the eye 1976 01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:19,820 and have you explain it. 1977 01:20:23,621 --> 01:20:25,871 'Cause I don't want to die. 1978 01:20:27,835 --> 01:20:29,752 I never seized the day. 1979 01:20:32,354 --> 01:20:33,187 You know? 1980 01:20:36,524 --> 01:20:39,441 Why can't you just let us be happy? 1981 01:20:41,592 --> 01:20:42,425 Why? 1982 01:20:46,630 --> 01:20:47,463 Why? 1983 01:20:50,819 --> 01:20:51,652 Why? 1984 01:20:52,623 --> 01:20:54,040 - Please join me. 1985 01:20:55,911 --> 01:20:59,078 (soft dramatic music) 1986 01:21:14,365 --> 01:21:15,198 Cut. 1987 01:21:22,723 --> 01:21:23,556 Welcome. 1988 01:21:25,819 --> 01:21:26,652 - This is? 1989 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,738 - This is your set. 1990 01:21:29,738 --> 01:21:30,738 - [Bea] Huh? 1991 01:21:32,088 --> 01:21:34,005 - Are you disappointed? 1992 01:21:35,674 --> 01:21:36,841 - Overwhelmed. 1993 01:21:38,536 --> 01:21:40,626 This is the real world. 1994 01:21:40,626 --> 01:21:42,209 - This is Suburbia. 1995 01:21:43,977 --> 01:21:46,787 This is where we make it. 1996 01:21:46,787 --> 01:21:47,710 I'm the showrunner. 1997 01:21:47,710 --> 01:21:48,754 So, they bring me on to- 1998 01:21:48,754 --> 01:21:50,337 - This is our home. 1999 01:21:52,556 --> 01:21:54,473 - It can be a bit much. 2000 01:21:55,837 --> 01:21:57,463 - Can they see me? 2001 01:21:57,463 --> 01:21:58,732 - Oh, no, no. 2002 01:21:58,732 --> 01:22:00,576 This is just you and me. 2003 01:22:00,576 --> 01:22:01,578 Just us. 2004 01:22:01,578 --> 01:22:03,460 You had questions. 2005 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,106 - Yeah. 2006 01:22:05,106 --> 01:22:05,939 The show. 2007 01:22:07,237 --> 01:22:08,070 Are we? 2008 01:22:09,787 --> 01:22:10,620 Canceled? 2009 01:22:12,190 --> 01:22:14,243 - It was my call. 2010 01:22:14,243 --> 01:22:15,326 It's my show. 2011 01:22:17,382 --> 01:22:19,235 I mean, these guys would go forever. 2012 01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:20,853 They offered me a truckload of money 2013 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:22,475 just to keep it going but. 2014 01:22:22,475 --> 01:22:23,637 - So, people still. 2015 01:22:23,637 --> 01:22:26,003 - [Writer] Oh, people love you. 2016 01:22:26,003 --> 01:22:28,586 I just can't write you anymore. 2017 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:31,149 - Why? 2018 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:34,208 - TV now, it's important. 2019 01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:40,390 It's all drama and conflict and darkness 2020 01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:44,473 and the world doesn't need silly sitcoms anymore. 2021 01:22:47,150 --> 01:22:47,983 Okay. 2022 01:22:47,983 --> 01:22:48,816 Here. 2023 01:22:50,035 --> 01:22:51,285 The real world. 2024 01:22:52,821 --> 01:22:54,071 It's messed up. 2025 01:22:55,703 --> 01:22:57,953 People are bitter and angry 2026 01:22:58,813 --> 01:23:02,646 and maybe we should do something that matters. 2027 01:23:03,925 --> 01:23:05,675 - [Bea] And we don't. 2028 01:23:07,088 --> 01:23:09,690 - [Writer] You know what life is? 2029 01:23:09,690 --> 01:23:10,741 - I- 2030 01:23:10,741 --> 01:23:11,741 - Life ends. 2031 01:23:12,652 --> 01:23:13,485 Right? 2032 01:23:14,578 --> 01:23:15,745 Time is short. 2033 01:23:17,294 --> 01:23:20,711 So, why waste it with frivolous nonsense? 2034 01:23:22,785 --> 01:23:24,952 - I don't know your world. 2035 01:23:26,003 --> 01:23:31,003 I do know that having faced the end, I wish I had more joy. 2036 01:23:31,442 --> 01:23:34,275 - Yeah well, it's in short supply. 2037 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:37,730 - Does it have to be? 2038 01:23:39,239 --> 01:23:41,411 You say it's getting worse. 2039 01:23:41,411 --> 01:23:42,734 Is it? 2040 01:23:42,734 --> 01:23:43,724 Are you sure? 2041 01:23:43,724 --> 01:23:45,573 Have you checked? 2042 01:23:45,573 --> 01:23:48,573 You say TV has changed, but what if? 2043 01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:53,047 What if what's really happening is that it just feels worse 2044 01:23:53,047 --> 01:23:55,714 because that's all you ever see? 2045 01:23:58,118 --> 01:24:00,451 - I don't think that's true. 2046 01:24:01,463 --> 01:24:02,796 - What if it is? 2047 01:24:05,184 --> 01:24:08,017 What if this machine in your home, 2048 01:24:10,867 --> 01:24:15,603 in your pocket feeding you conflict all the time, 2049 01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,022 it's gotten you so worked up 2050 01:24:17,022 --> 01:24:19,939 that you've forgotten how to smile? 2051 01:24:21,383 --> 01:24:24,300 Because I've learned very recently, 2052 01:24:27,571 --> 01:24:30,600 once you feel like it's all coming to pieces, 2053 01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,517 it's really easy to forget to live. 2054 01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:38,044 You have to choose to be happy. 2055 01:24:40,062 --> 01:24:42,358 Maybe we have a responsibility 2056 01:24:42,358 --> 01:24:46,941 to remind people that yeah, the world sucks sometimes. 2057 01:24:46,941 --> 01:24:50,128 It can be a pretty good place, too. 2058 01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:51,211 If we let it. 2059 01:24:52,677 --> 01:24:54,510 - I wish that were so. 2060 01:24:57,599 --> 01:24:58,849 - Come with me. 2061 01:25:06,646 --> 01:25:08,149 This place. 2062 01:25:08,149 --> 01:25:11,316 This world you created, it's a beacon. 2063 01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:15,512 Don't laugh. 2064 01:25:15,512 --> 01:25:16,894 It is. 2065 01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:18,607 You said millions. 2066 01:25:18,607 --> 01:25:20,526 - Yeah, but Bea, you're the anomaly. 2067 01:25:20,526 --> 01:25:21,968 You're the exception. 2068 01:25:21,968 --> 01:25:23,454 - Even more reason. 2069 01:25:23,454 --> 01:25:24,704 People need us. 2070 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,850 People have hard lives and they come home 2071 01:25:27,850 --> 01:25:31,177 and they just want to smile a little. 2072 01:25:31,177 --> 01:25:34,760 We provide that or we could, if you let us. 2073 01:25:39,258 --> 01:25:40,218 - Okay. 2074 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,184 But there would still have to be some struggle. 2075 01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:44,257 I mean, that's life. 2076 01:25:44,257 --> 01:25:45,487 - Fine. 2077 01:25:45,487 --> 01:25:48,842 But not so dire and not so darned much. 2078 01:25:48,842 --> 01:25:51,566 Why not let it be the happiest show around? 2079 01:25:51,566 --> 01:25:56,566 The place that people can look to for a little dose of hope. 2080 01:25:57,914 --> 01:26:00,345 You want to do something important? 2081 01:26:00,345 --> 01:26:01,262 This is it. 2082 01:26:02,364 --> 01:26:05,713 - (sighs) You are remarkable. 2083 01:26:05,713 --> 01:26:06,880 You know that? 2084 01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:09,454 - You made me. 2085 01:26:09,454 --> 01:26:11,037 - No, you made you. 2086 01:26:12,409 --> 01:26:13,576 I just helped. 2087 01:26:15,191 --> 01:26:16,651 It's your show. 2088 01:26:16,651 --> 01:26:18,671 I leave it to you. 2089 01:26:18,671 --> 01:26:20,254 Make it a good one. 2090 01:26:21,155 --> 01:26:22,405 - The best one. 2091 01:26:24,206 --> 01:26:26,539 It might be a little cheesy. 2092 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:31,134 - I can't wait to watch it. 2093 01:26:31,134 --> 01:26:33,551 Oh, and Bea, Merry Christmas. 2094 01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,958 ("Alone Together") 2095 01:26:45,522 --> 01:26:47,498 - It's Richie time. 2096 01:26:47,498 --> 01:26:50,852 ("Alone Together") 2097 01:26:50,852 --> 01:26:51,685 - Richie. 2098 01:26:54,094 --> 01:26:56,187 I thought I'd lost you. 2099 01:26:56,187 --> 01:26:57,020 - You did. 2100 01:27:01,371 --> 01:27:02,767 Hey, Benny. 2101 01:27:02,767 --> 01:27:05,506 - (chuckles) Mag. 2102 01:27:05,506 --> 01:27:06,495 - It's okay. 2103 01:27:06,495 --> 01:27:08,378 I'm okay (chuckles). 2104 01:27:08,378 --> 01:27:09,795 - Okay, everyone. 2105 01:27:11,624 --> 01:27:13,041 This is Suburbia. 2106 01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:15,512 And it's Christmas. 2107 01:27:16,396 --> 01:27:17,229 - Finally. 2108 01:27:18,210 --> 01:27:20,277 - Well, it took some doing. 2109 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,586 Check this out. 2110 01:27:21,586 --> 01:27:22,419 Music. 2111 01:27:22,419 --> 01:27:23,255 (bell dinging) 2112 01:27:23,255 --> 01:27:24,967 ("The 12 Days of Christmas") 2113 01:27:24,967 --> 01:27:26,073 - How? 2114 01:27:26,073 --> 01:27:27,486 - Had a talk with the boss. 2115 01:27:27,486 --> 01:27:29,833 Had to set him straight. 2116 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:32,247 Time to have a little fun. 2117 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,516 Cue applause. 2118 01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:37,811 (bell dinging) (audience cheering) 2119 01:27:37,811 --> 01:27:39,120 Come on guys. 2120 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:39,953 Anything you want. 2121 01:27:39,953 --> 01:27:40,916 Name it. 2122 01:27:40,916 --> 01:27:43,224 - Well, I did always want kids. 2123 01:27:43,224 --> 01:27:44,565 - Really? 2124 01:27:44,565 --> 01:27:45,422 - Kids, it is. 2125 01:27:45,422 --> 01:27:50,075 (bell dinging) (kids laughing) 2126 01:27:50,075 --> 01:27:51,509 - And presents. 2127 01:27:51,509 --> 01:27:53,093 - They should definitely have presents. 2128 01:27:53,093 --> 01:27:55,207 (bell dinging) 2129 01:27:55,207 --> 01:27:57,610 (audience laughing) 2130 01:27:57,610 --> 01:28:00,110 And you said a wolf was crazy. 2131 01:28:01,742 --> 01:28:04,311 - And what's presents without Santa? 2132 01:28:04,311 --> 01:28:05,450 (bell dinging) 2133 01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:06,611 - Santa. 2134 01:28:06,611 --> 01:28:08,028 - [Kids] Santa. 2135 01:28:08,028 --> 01:28:10,271 (audience cheering) 2136 01:28:10,271 --> 01:28:11,104 - Really? 2137 01:28:15,134 --> 01:28:16,690 And eggnog. 2138 01:28:16,690 --> 01:28:18,014 - Fresh eggnog. 2139 01:28:18,014 --> 01:28:21,232 (bell dinging) 2140 01:28:21,232 --> 01:28:23,913 - To good times with good friends. 2141 01:28:23,913 --> 01:28:25,246 - [Audience] Aw. 2142 01:28:26,997 --> 01:28:27,830 - And singing. 2143 01:28:27,830 --> 01:28:28,910 (bell dinging) 2144 01:28:28,910 --> 01:28:31,563 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 2145 01:28:31,563 --> 01:28:33,867 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 2146 01:28:33,867 --> 01:28:38,391 - (chuckles) And Richie's long-lost love. 2147 01:28:38,391 --> 01:28:39,614 - (stutters) Sally. 2148 01:28:39,614 --> 01:28:40,947 - [Benny] Sally. 2149 01:28:42,064 --> 01:28:43,989 - Hello, Richie. 2150 01:28:43,989 --> 01:28:45,226 - We can do better than that. 2151 01:28:45,226 --> 01:28:46,428 (bell dinging) 2152 01:28:46,428 --> 01:28:47,692 - I just finished my dissertation 2153 01:28:47,692 --> 01:28:49,810 on particle physics and I love you. 2154 01:28:49,810 --> 01:28:51,605 (audience clapping) 2155 01:28:51,605 --> 01:28:52,522 - Good one. 2156 01:28:55,238 --> 01:28:56,071 Okay. 2157 01:28:56,985 --> 01:28:58,068 What is life? 2158 01:28:59,582 --> 01:29:03,582 Is all that we seem, but a dream within a dream? 2159 01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,802 Man is a giddy thing. 2160 01:29:06,802 --> 01:29:09,485 That you have such power in your minds 2161 01:29:09,485 --> 01:29:13,068 as to create life out of shadows and words. 2162 01:29:14,964 --> 01:29:18,254 And when we end, you will remember us 2163 01:29:18,254 --> 01:29:22,421 like old friends you used to know but time forgot. 2164 01:29:23,748 --> 01:29:26,831 And so, on behalf of the leading man, 2165 01:29:28,622 --> 01:29:32,039 the funny friend, the sarcastic roommate, 2166 01:29:34,086 --> 01:29:37,086 the quiet one and the love interest. 2167 01:29:39,538 --> 01:29:42,038 Thank you for making us alive. 2168 01:29:44,239 --> 01:29:46,406 - Hey Bea, what about you? 2169 01:29:48,277 --> 01:29:52,694 What would you ask for if you could ask for anything? 2170 01:29:54,569 --> 01:29:55,902 - I just got it. 2171 01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:01,334 Cut to black. 2172 01:30:01,334 --> 01:30:02,552 Credits. 2173 01:30:02,552 --> 01:30:05,302 ("Silent Night") 2174 01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:46,604 ("Happy Moments") 2175 01:30:48,106 --> 01:30:52,604 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2176 01:30:52,604 --> 01:30:57,009 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2177 01:30:57,009 --> 01:31:01,527 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2178 01:31:01,527 --> 01:31:05,893 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2179 01:31:05,893 --> 01:31:09,143 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2180 01:31:37,093 --> 01:31:41,553 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2181 01:31:41,553 --> 01:31:45,900 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2182 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:50,473 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2183 01:31:50,473 --> 01:31:54,855 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2184 01:31:54,855 --> 01:31:59,332 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2185 01:31:59,332 --> 01:32:02,582 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2186 01:32:09,481 --> 01:32:10,898 - [Kid] Endlight.