WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.801 --> 00:00:03.884 (film roll rattling) 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05.696 --> 00:00:08.446 ("Silent Night") 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:22.021 --> 00:00:22.854 - Okay. 6 00:00:23.689 --> 00:00:24.772 What is life? 7 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:30.077 Is all that we seem but a dream within a dream? 8 00:00:31.574 --> 00:00:35.784 Man is a giddy thing, that you have such power in your minds 9 00:00:35.784 --> 00:00:39.367 as to create life out of shadows and words, 10 00:00:41.496 --> 00:00:44.833 and when we end, you will remember us 11 00:00:44.833 --> 00:00:49.083 like old friends you used to know, but time forgot. 12 00:00:50.379 --> 00:00:53.462 And so, on behalf of the leading man, 13 00:00:55.198 --> 00:00:58.615 the funny friend, the sarcastic roommate, 14 00:01:00.636 --> 00:01:03.719 the quiet one, and the love interest. 15 00:01:06.136 --> 00:01:08.851 Thank you for making us alive. 16 00:01:08.851 --> 00:01:11.768 (static crackling) 17 00:01:13.574 --> 00:01:14.407 - I'm Benny. 18 00:01:14.407 --> 00:01:15.495 - And I'm Bea. 19 00:01:15.495 --> 00:01:17.259 - And after a high school romance, 20 00:01:17.259 --> 00:01:18.911 we went our separate ways. 21 00:01:18.911 --> 00:01:21.250 - But when we both answered the same ad. 22 00:01:21.250 --> 00:01:22.879 - To rent a house in the suburbs. 23 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:25.935 - We used that chance to get the whole gang back together. 24 00:01:25.935 --> 00:01:28.305 - Living with your friends can get a little weird. 25 00:01:28.305 --> 00:01:30.198 - But if we can survive this bunch. 26 00:01:30.198 --> 00:01:31.031 - Then maybe. 27 00:01:31.031 --> 00:01:32.070 - Just maybe. 28 00:01:32.070 --> 00:01:33.789 - We were meant to be. - We were meant to be. 29 00:01:33.789 --> 00:01:35.670 ("Happy Moments") 30 00:01:35.670 --> 00:01:39.988 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 31 00:01:39.988 --> 00:01:44.536 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 32 00:01:44.536 --> 00:01:48.908 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 33 00:01:48.908 --> 00:01:52.158 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 34 00:02:02.134 --> 00:02:02.967 - Zip. 35 00:02:02.967 --> 00:02:03.800 - (scoffs) Zap. 36 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:04.633 - Zop. 37 00:02:04.633 --> 00:02:05.466 - Zip. 38 00:02:05.466 --> 00:02:06.299 - Zap. 39 00:02:06.299 --> 00:02:07.132 - Zop. - Zip. 40 00:02:07.132 --> 00:02:07.965 - Zap, Richie. 41 00:02:07.965 --> 00:02:08.843 I need to decorate. 42 00:02:08.843 --> 00:02:10.157 I have all these wreaths. 43 00:02:10.157 --> 00:02:12.411 - Look, I used to do this all the time. 44 00:02:12.411 --> 00:02:13.710 It was fun. 45 00:02:13.710 --> 00:02:14.543 - Fine. 46 00:02:16.304 --> 00:02:17.137 Zap. 47 00:02:17.137 --> 00:02:18.664 - (scoffs) It's zip. 48 00:02:18.664 --> 00:02:20.012 (audience laughing) 49 00:02:20.012 --> 00:02:21.181 - I don't get this. 50 00:02:21.181 --> 00:02:23.207 - What's not to get? 51 00:02:23.207 --> 00:02:27.103 You say zip, I say zap, you say zop, then repeat. 52 00:02:27.103 --> 00:02:28.954 If you mess up, you're out. 53 00:02:28.954 --> 00:02:30.064 Easy. 54 00:02:30.064 --> 00:02:31.846 It's not like it's Risk. 55 00:02:31.846 --> 00:02:33.013 - I hate Risk. 56 00:02:33.904 --> 00:02:35.250 Okay, I have to put these up. 57 00:02:35.250 --> 00:02:36.083 - Wait, hold on. 58 00:02:36.083 --> 00:02:37.468 - Richie, you're the one who keeps reminding us 59 00:02:37.468 --> 00:02:39.563 that there's only two weeks until Christmas. 60 00:02:39.563 --> 00:02:41.457 I'm trying to get ready. 61 00:02:41.457 --> 00:02:43.540 - But we were talking about Risk. 62 00:02:43.540 --> 00:02:45.358 - I prefer Life. 63 00:02:45.358 --> 00:02:46.237 - The game, Life. 64 00:02:46.237 --> 00:02:47.070 - Uh-huh. 65 00:02:47.070 --> 00:02:47.903 - Monopoly-lite? 66 00:02:47.903 --> 00:02:48.781 - Yeah. 67 00:02:48.781 --> 00:02:50.592 - Pink and blue peg, wheel spinney. 68 00:02:50.592 --> 00:02:52.914 Let's pretend we have insurance Life? 69 00:02:52.914 --> 00:02:54.427 - It's so cute. 70 00:02:54.427 --> 00:02:56.277 It's like you're a little pink peg. 71 00:02:56.277 --> 00:02:58.555 And then, along comes a blue manly peg, 72 00:02:58.555 --> 00:03:00.853 and he sweeps you away in your little plastic car 73 00:03:00.853 --> 00:03:03.619 and you go to the farm and have your little plastic kids. 74 00:03:03.619 --> 00:03:05.910 - See, this is why I like Risk. 75 00:03:05.910 --> 00:03:07.888 Seize the day, boys. 76 00:03:07.888 --> 00:03:09.323 Or zip, zap, zop. 77 00:03:09.323 --> 00:03:11.072 Live in the moment. 78 00:03:11.072 --> 00:03:12.475 - Not me and Benny. 79 00:03:12.475 --> 00:03:13.896 We have a destiny. 80 00:03:13.896 --> 00:03:16.011 - (gags) Gross. 81 00:03:16.011 --> 00:03:18.647 Where is old Benny blue peg, anyway? 82 00:03:18.647 --> 00:03:20.917 - Fixing the video game. 83 00:03:20.917 --> 00:03:22.097 - Is he okay? 84 00:03:22.097 --> 00:03:23.283 He only does that when he's wigging out. 85 00:03:23.283 --> 00:03:24.116 - I know. 86 00:03:24.116 --> 00:03:26.508 I think he's planning something. 87 00:03:26.508 --> 00:03:28.068 - With the video game? 88 00:03:28.068 --> 00:03:29.169 - With me. 89 00:03:29.169 --> 00:03:31.036 I thought you were the smart one. 90 00:03:31.036 --> 00:03:32.418 - That's Maggie. 91 00:03:32.418 --> 00:03:34.196 I'm the funny friend. 92 00:03:34.196 --> 00:03:35.487 - No, no, no, no. 93 00:03:35.487 --> 00:03:38.888 Maggie is the sarcastic roommate. 94 00:03:38.888 --> 00:03:41.355 I guess that makes me the smart one. 95 00:03:41.355 --> 00:03:45.062 - (scoffs) You're the love interest. 96 00:03:45.062 --> 00:03:45.895 - Gee. 97 00:03:45.895 --> 00:03:47.558 Thanks. 98 00:03:47.558 --> 00:03:50.000 Does that make Benny the leading man? 99 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:51.931 - He's definitely not the smart one. 100 00:03:51.931 --> 00:03:53.296 - Then, who's the smart one? 101 00:03:53.296 --> 00:03:55.347 - I don't know. 102 00:03:55.347 --> 00:03:56.303 Claude? 103 00:03:56.303 --> 00:03:59.303 (audience laughing) 104 00:04:04.505 --> 00:04:06.560 You need to go decorate. 105 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:07.393 We only have- 106 00:04:07.393 --> 00:04:08.656 - I know, two weeks. 107 00:04:08.656 --> 00:04:09.692 Okay. 108 00:04:09.692 --> 00:04:10.525 I'm off. 109 00:04:10.525 --> 00:04:13.783 ("Silent Night Swing") 110 00:04:13.783 --> 00:04:15.228 - Uncle Ratty is dead? 111 00:04:15.228 --> 00:04:16.958 As in, dead-dead? 112 00:04:16.958 --> 00:04:19.129 - The only kind of dead there is. 113 00:04:19.129 --> 00:04:19.999 - Fair. 114 00:04:19.999 --> 00:04:21.466 I never got to meet him. 115 00:04:21.466 --> 00:04:22.558 - Neither did I. 116 00:04:22.558 --> 00:04:24.361 Years ago, I gave him a kidney. 117 00:04:24.361 --> 00:04:25.686 - A kidney. 118 00:04:25.686 --> 00:04:27.209 Like, one of yours? 119 00:04:27.209 --> 00:04:28.551 - He needed a kidney. 120 00:04:28.551 --> 00:04:30.018 I had two, so I gave him one. 121 00:04:30.018 --> 00:04:30.927 What's the problem? 122 00:04:30.927 --> 00:04:32.586 - I didn't know that. 123 00:04:32.586 --> 00:04:34.128 - Claude, I have a scar. 124 00:04:34.128 --> 00:04:34.975 - Huh? 125 00:04:34.975 --> 00:04:37.690 - That's why he let us live in this house so cheap. 126 00:04:37.690 --> 00:04:39.751 - Oh, well then, I'm gonna miss him. 127 00:04:39.751 --> 00:04:42.436 - Yeah well, you won't have to. 128 00:04:42.436 --> 00:04:43.907 We're in his will. 129 00:04:43.907 --> 00:04:44.740 - We are? 130 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:45.573 - Yup. 131 00:04:45.573 --> 00:04:47.876 And me, a little more. 132 00:04:47.876 --> 00:04:48.845 - Holy crap. 133 00:04:48.845 --> 00:04:50.085 That's. 134 00:04:50.085 --> 00:04:50.918 That's us? 135 00:04:50.918 --> 00:04:51.751 - Mm hm. 136 00:04:51.751 --> 00:04:52.805 All ours now. 137 00:04:52.805 --> 00:04:54.722 The money, the mansion. 138 00:04:55.622 --> 00:04:57.337 The horse farm. 139 00:04:57.337 --> 00:04:58.463 - In Alaska. 140 00:04:58.463 --> 00:05:00.193 Where they farm horses. 141 00:05:00.193 --> 00:05:01.465 - Benny's gonna freak. 142 00:05:01.465 --> 00:05:02.513 - Richie's gonna freak. 143 00:05:02.513 --> 00:05:04.241 - Richie is a freak. 144 00:05:04.241 --> 00:05:05.461 What about Bea? 145 00:05:05.461 --> 00:05:06.680 - Bea's cool. 146 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:08.579 - [Bea] Coming through. 147 00:05:08.579 --> 00:05:09.965 - Except at Christmas. 148 00:05:09.965 --> 00:05:11.395 - Yeah, I take that back. 149 00:05:11.395 --> 00:05:13.150 Not cool at all. 150 00:05:13.150 --> 00:05:14.650 - Don't tell them. 151 00:05:15.955 --> 00:05:16.788 - Oh yeah. 152 00:05:16.788 --> 00:05:19.197 No, I won't. - Tell us what? 153 00:05:19.197 --> 00:05:20.030 - Don't- 154 00:05:20.030 --> 00:05:21.816 - What a great job you're doing decorating the house. 155 00:05:21.816 --> 00:05:24.016 - Yeah, we can't tell you that. 156 00:05:24.016 --> 00:05:24.849 - Yeah. 157 00:05:24.849 --> 00:05:25.682 - Thank you. 158 00:05:25.682 --> 00:05:28.477 ♪ I've two more wreaths to find spots for ♪ 159 00:05:28.477 --> 00:05:29.310 - So. 160 00:05:29.310 --> 00:05:31.361 So, that's how many now total? 161 00:05:31.361 --> 00:05:32.988 - 117, 18, 19. 162 00:05:32.988 --> 00:05:34.686 - Oh, that's- 163 00:05:34.686 --> 00:05:36.596 - Yeah, 120 would be good though. 164 00:05:36.596 --> 00:05:39.273 - It would be, but I think we're good. 165 00:05:39.273 --> 00:05:40.106 - Yeah? - With what we have. 166 00:05:40.106 --> 00:05:41.793 Maybe even less. 167 00:05:41.793 --> 00:05:42.854 - No, no. 168 00:05:42.854 --> 00:05:43.687 - No, you're right. 169 00:05:43.687 --> 00:05:44.788 - No, less is never the answer. 170 00:05:44.788 --> 00:05:48.381 It's always more, more, more. - Yeah, more, definitely. 171 00:05:48.381 --> 00:05:51.208 - Well, I mean, sometimes, maybe less is more. 172 00:05:51.208 --> 00:05:52.078 - Yes. 173 00:05:52.078 --> 00:05:55.090 Do you think she'd notice if we took some of them down? 174 00:05:55.090 --> 00:05:56.365 - [Benny] Guys. 175 00:05:56.365 --> 00:05:57.198 - Oh. 176 00:05:57.198 --> 00:05:58.031 - Oh. 177 00:05:58.031 --> 00:05:58.864 - Let's go see what. 178 00:05:58.864 --> 00:05:59.697 - [Maggie] Okay. 179 00:05:59.697 --> 00:06:01.791 - [Claude] I know what this is about. 180 00:06:01.791 --> 00:06:03.449 - I've almost got it. 181 00:06:03.449 --> 00:06:04.632 - He'll never get it. 182 00:06:04.632 --> 00:06:06.187 - Sh. 183 00:06:06.187 --> 00:06:07.020 - You've been trying to fix 184 00:06:07.020 --> 00:06:08.527 that old things since you got it. 185 00:06:08.527 --> 00:06:10.573 - I will not be discouraged by you. 186 00:06:10.573 --> 00:06:11.406 Right, Bea? 187 00:06:11.406 --> 00:06:12.573 - Sure, honey. 188 00:06:13.763 --> 00:06:18.763 (hammer banging) (audience laughing) 189 00:06:20.412 --> 00:06:22.924 - You got to do that now? 190 00:06:22.924 --> 00:06:23.915 - Perfect. 191 00:06:23.915 --> 00:06:25.873 Okay, sweetie, you have it. 192 00:06:25.873 --> 00:06:26.956 - Here we go. 193 00:06:29.562 --> 00:06:30.395 Ta-dah. 194 00:06:32.030 --> 00:06:33.249 Crap on a stick. 195 00:06:33.249 --> 00:06:36.290 - [Maggie] You'll get it one day. 196 00:06:36.290 --> 00:06:37.123 - What? 197 00:06:37.123 --> 00:06:39.927 (audience laughing) 198 00:06:39.927 --> 00:06:42.927 (suspenseful music) 199 00:06:45.804 --> 00:06:46.637 Wait. 200 00:06:48.296 --> 00:06:52.020 Actually, I kind of had something in mind for tonight. 201 00:06:52.020 --> 00:06:52.853 - Really? 202 00:06:52.853 --> 00:06:53.686 Tonight? 203 00:06:54.533 --> 00:06:55.366 - Claude. 204 00:06:55.366 --> 00:06:56.199 - [Claude] Now? 205 00:06:56.199 --> 00:06:57.032 - Now. 206 00:06:57.032 --> 00:06:57.982 - Almost got it. 207 00:06:57.982 --> 00:06:59.410 - [Benny] Wait, where's Richie? 208 00:06:59.410 --> 00:07:00.249 - Richie. 209 00:07:00.249 --> 00:07:03.316 - I want everyone to be here for this. 210 00:07:03.316 --> 00:07:04.149 - Benny. 211 00:07:04.149 --> 00:07:05.907 - It's Richie time. 212 00:07:05.907 --> 00:07:06.740 - Hey, Rich. 213 00:07:06.740 --> 00:07:07.770 - What's up best friend? 214 00:07:07.770 --> 00:07:08.603 - Ask Benny. 215 00:07:08.603 --> 00:07:09.787 - Okay. 216 00:07:09.787 --> 00:07:11.311 Everyone. 217 00:07:11.311 --> 00:07:12.144 Claude. 218 00:07:13.021 --> 00:07:13.854 - Oh yeah. 219 00:07:15.256 --> 00:07:17.914 (soft romantic music) 220 00:07:17.914 --> 00:07:18.747 - Bea. 221 00:07:18.747 --> 00:07:20.538 - Oh my Lord. 222 00:07:20.538 --> 00:07:21.718 - No. 223 00:07:21.718 --> 00:07:22.551 - [Benny] I love you, Bea. 224 00:07:22.551 --> 00:07:23.744 I always have. 225 00:07:23.744 --> 00:07:24.581 - No way. 226 00:07:24.581 --> 00:07:27.407 - And I couldn't imagine my life without you. 227 00:07:27.407 --> 00:07:28.799 And that's why. 228 00:07:28.799 --> 00:07:30.012 - Fine. 229 00:07:30.012 --> 00:07:32.392 Christmas movie marathon. 230 00:07:32.392 --> 00:07:34.881 (bell dinging) 231 00:07:34.881 --> 00:07:38.048 (soft romantic music) 232 00:07:40.861 --> 00:07:42.566 I'm so sorry. 233 00:07:42.566 --> 00:07:43.399 - Richie. 234 00:07:44.376 --> 00:07:46.626 - Do you think you're real? 235 00:07:48.667 --> 00:07:52.000 - (gasps) What is this? 236 00:07:56.532 --> 00:07:59.115 - How well do you know sitcoms? 237 00:08:06.730 --> 00:08:10.611 Benny has 100 Christmas movies for us to watch downstairs 238 00:08:10.611 --> 00:08:13.295 and he's got the remote in his pocket. 239 00:08:13.295 --> 00:08:14.128 (bell dinging) 240 00:08:14.128 --> 00:08:17.628 ("Christmas in Tinyland") 241 00:08:18.575 --> 00:08:19.992 - That was weird. 242 00:08:20.860 --> 00:08:25.443 - I love you and I know how much you love the holidays. 243 00:08:27.836 --> 00:08:30.088 - There's only a few weeks left 'til Christmas. 244 00:08:30.088 --> 00:08:32.208 (bell dinging) 245 00:08:32.208 --> 00:08:34.060 - I'm gonna go pop some corn. 246 00:08:34.060 --> 00:08:37.867 - And I brought some corn for popping. 247 00:08:37.867 --> 00:08:39.387 - But no eggnog. 248 00:08:39.387 --> 00:08:41.214 You know I hate eggnog. 249 00:08:41.214 --> 00:08:42.047 - I know. 250 00:08:42.047 --> 00:08:43.475 - [Benny] Are you excited? 251 00:08:43.475 --> 00:08:44.583 - Benny, I don't know what's happening. 252 00:08:44.583 --> 00:08:45.416 I thought you were- 253 00:08:45.416 --> 00:08:47.214 - Let's start with "Home Alone". 254 00:08:47.214 --> 00:08:48.656 Ah. 255 00:08:48.656 --> 00:08:50.996 - But I thought you were making the eggnog. 256 00:08:50.996 --> 00:08:52.335 (bell dinging) 257 00:08:52.335 --> 00:08:53.891 - You're right, great idea. 258 00:08:53.891 --> 00:08:55.103 I love eggnog. 259 00:08:55.103 --> 00:08:55.936 - No, you don't. 260 00:08:55.936 --> 00:08:57.040 (bell dinging) 261 00:08:57.040 --> 00:08:58.829 - No, I don't. 262 00:08:58.829 --> 00:08:59.996 I hate eggnog. 263 00:09:01.469 --> 00:09:03.608 And sometimes, I love it. 264 00:09:03.608 --> 00:09:05.117 Weird (laughs). 265 00:09:05.117 --> 00:09:06.749 I don't feel good. 266 00:09:06.749 --> 00:09:07.686 - Yes, you do. 267 00:09:07.686 --> 00:09:10.100 You just want to go make eggnog. 268 00:09:10.100 --> 00:09:11.182 - Yes, I do. 269 00:09:11.182 --> 00:09:12.795 I'm gonna go make some eggnog. 270 00:09:12.795 --> 00:09:13.869 - Benny wait. 271 00:09:13.869 --> 00:09:14.702 Stop. 272 00:09:15.546 --> 00:09:20.546 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 273 00:09:57.366 --> 00:09:58.493 - Bea. 274 00:09:58.493 --> 00:09:59.459 How did you? 275 00:09:59.459 --> 00:10:01.309 - Bea, are you okay? 276 00:10:01.309 --> 00:10:03.314 - I need a minute. 277 00:10:03.314 --> 00:10:04.197 - [Richie] What did you? 278 00:10:04.197 --> 00:10:06.712 How did you? - I said, back off. 279 00:10:06.712 --> 00:10:09.146 - Okay Bea, it was just a joke. 280 00:10:09.146 --> 00:10:11.588 Richie time is crazy. 281 00:10:11.588 --> 00:10:13.320 Peace out, girl scout. 282 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:15.987 (ominous music) 283 00:10:17.828 --> 00:10:20.661 ("Happy Moments") 284 00:10:21.602 --> 00:10:23.165 - What the hell is he doing? 285 00:10:23.165 --> 00:10:23.998 - Richie? 286 00:10:23.998 --> 00:10:25.090 Who knows? 287 00:10:25.090 --> 00:10:25.923 Eggnog? 288 00:10:25.923 --> 00:10:26.756 - Please. 289 00:10:28.111 --> 00:10:30.361 This is elaborate, even for him. 290 00:10:30.361 --> 00:10:31.796 - I'm not sure what you mean. 291 00:10:31.796 --> 00:10:33.490 - Seriously? 292 00:10:33.490 --> 00:10:34.907 - Here, try this. 293 00:10:38.732 --> 00:10:40.823 - Oh, that's strong. 294 00:10:40.823 --> 00:10:42.045 And you like this now? 295 00:10:42.045 --> 00:10:42.878 - Yeah, I know. 296 00:10:42.878 --> 00:10:44.597 I can't seem to get it right. 297 00:10:44.597 --> 00:10:46.015 - Did you help him set this up? 298 00:10:46.015 --> 00:10:48.078 - He's usually the funny one, right? 299 00:10:48.078 --> 00:10:49.799 - He gave me a toilet. 300 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:50.632 - See? 301 00:10:50.632 --> 00:10:52.360 That's not normal. 302 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.204 - Like that. 303 00:10:53.204 --> 00:10:54.848 How is he doing that? 304 00:10:54.848 --> 00:10:56.355 - I'm lost. 305 00:10:56.355 --> 00:10:57.353 - Benny. 306 00:10:57.353 --> 00:10:58.936 About the surprise. 307 00:11:00.147 --> 00:11:01.376 Can we just say it? 308 00:11:01.376 --> 00:11:03.449 You were gonna propose, right? 309 00:11:03.449 --> 00:11:04.628 I mean, just tell me if I'm wrong, okay, 310 00:11:04.628 --> 00:11:05.872 and if I'm being stupid and all. 311 00:11:05.872 --> 00:11:06.705 - Yes. 312 00:11:07.892 --> 00:11:12.445 And, you know, I don't know what happened with the movies. 313 00:11:12.445 --> 00:11:13.778 Look, I blew it. 314 00:11:15.896 --> 00:11:17.766 - I could never stay mad at you. 315 00:11:17.766 --> 00:11:18.599 - I love you. 316 00:11:18.599 --> 00:11:19.784 - [Audience] Aw. 317 00:11:19.784 --> 00:11:21.358 - Okay, enough. 318 00:11:21.358 --> 00:11:22.449 - Okay. 319 00:11:22.449 --> 00:11:24.031 (chuckles) Not what I was expecting. 320 00:11:24.031 --> 00:11:25.951 - I'm sorry, Richie's stupid joke. 321 00:11:25.951 --> 00:11:26.784 - Richie? 322 00:11:26.784 --> 00:11:29.050 - I think he wanted to stop you from- 323 00:11:29.050 --> 00:11:29.970 - Proposing? 324 00:11:29.970 --> 00:11:30.803 Richie? 325 00:11:30.803 --> 00:11:31.636 - I know. 326 00:11:31.636 --> 00:11:32.552 It's crazy, right? 327 00:11:32.552 --> 00:11:33.909 - You know what? 328 00:11:33.909 --> 00:11:35.633 This is our time. 329 00:11:35.633 --> 00:11:37.702 - So, let's say that nobody, 330 00:11:37.702 --> 00:11:41.632 not even someone that you've known since you were 12, 331 00:11:41.632 --> 00:11:44.646 gets to be here in this space. 332 00:11:44.646 --> 00:11:46.592 - That's nice. 333 00:11:46.592 --> 00:11:49.023 I wasn't not surprised. 334 00:11:49.023 --> 00:11:49.856 - Oh. 335 00:11:49.856 --> 00:11:51.057 So, I can still surprise you. 336 00:11:51.057 --> 00:11:52.077 - [Audience] Aw. 337 00:11:52.077 --> 00:11:53.090 - Richie. 338 00:11:53.090 --> 00:11:54.228 - And we're back to Richie. 339 00:11:54.228 --> 00:11:56.714 - It's like he hid speakers or something. 340 00:11:56.714 --> 00:11:59.093 - Let's keep this on us. 341 00:11:59.093 --> 00:12:01.298 - I'm just having a really weird day. 342 00:12:01.298 --> 00:12:05.013 - So, let's have it together, you and me. 343 00:12:05.013 --> 00:12:05.930 I do love you. 344 00:12:05.930 --> 00:12:06.942 - [Audience] Aw. 345 00:12:06.942 --> 00:12:08.453 - Okay, we get it. 346 00:12:08.453 --> 00:12:09.340 - Excuse me. 347 00:12:09.340 --> 00:12:10.354 - You don't hear that? 348 00:12:10.354 --> 00:12:11.850 - I said, I love you. 349 00:12:11.850 --> 00:12:12.724 - [Audience] Aw. 350 00:12:12.724 --> 00:12:13.763 - Richie. 351 00:12:13.763 --> 00:12:14.741 - That's it. 352 00:12:14.741 --> 00:12:15.574 - No, I am. 353 00:12:15.574 --> 00:12:17.013 - I don't know what you're thinking about, Bea, 354 00:12:17.013 --> 00:12:18.440 but it's clearly not this. 355 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:19.273 - Ben. - No. 356 00:12:19.273 --> 00:12:20.301 Let's talk to Richie. 357 00:12:20.301 --> 00:12:21.402 That sounds great. 358 00:12:21.402 --> 00:12:22.319 Hey Richie. 359 00:12:23.442 --> 00:12:24.627 Richie. 360 00:12:24.627 --> 00:12:26.246 Come down here. 361 00:12:26.246 --> 00:12:27.392 - Stop this. 362 00:12:27.392 --> 00:12:28.225 - Stop what? 363 00:12:28.225 --> 00:12:29.374 We're just gonna have a little talk. 364 00:12:29.374 --> 00:12:32.073 - Oh, it's Richie time. 365 00:12:32.073 --> 00:12:33.377 Woo. 366 00:12:33.377 --> 00:12:35.100 - Richie, turn it off. 367 00:12:35.100 --> 00:12:36.537 - Just the man I wanted to see. 368 00:12:36.537 --> 00:12:39.140 What's the deal, Rich, Huh? 369 00:12:39.140 --> 00:12:40.130 - What is that? 370 00:12:40.130 --> 00:12:42.213 Richie, make it stop. 371 00:12:42.213 --> 00:12:43.698 - Okay, I'm sorry. 372 00:12:43.698 --> 00:12:44.531 Just come upstairs. 373 00:12:44.531 --> 00:12:45.364 I can explain. 374 00:12:45.364 --> 00:12:46.508 - No, explain here. 375 00:12:46.508 --> 00:12:48.002 Explain to all of us. 376 00:12:48.002 --> 00:12:48.835 - We're doing this? 377 00:12:48.835 --> 00:12:49.930 - Yup. 378 00:12:49.930 --> 00:12:51.665 - But you look so dizzy. 379 00:12:51.665 --> 00:12:54.026 - What's that mean? 380 00:12:54.026 --> 00:12:55.303 Oh. 381 00:12:55.303 --> 00:12:56.603 - Benny. 382 00:12:56.603 --> 00:12:58.046 - That was weird. 383 00:12:58.046 --> 00:12:59.465 - This isn't over, Rich. 384 00:12:59.465 --> 00:13:00.390 - It looks like it is. 385 00:13:00.390 --> 00:13:01.223 - [Bea] I said, stop this. 386 00:13:01.223 --> 00:13:02.056 - I got this. 387 00:13:02.056 --> 00:13:02.889 - Stop. 388 00:13:06.827 --> 00:13:10.363 ("Demon Dollhouse") 389 00:13:10.363 --> 00:13:11.240 - Did you see that? 390 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:12.073 - [Bea] I saw that. 391 00:13:12.073 --> 00:13:13.011 - How are you doing this? 392 00:13:13.011 --> 00:13:14.144 - How are you doing this? 393 00:13:14.144 --> 00:13:16.370 - You need to come upstairs. 394 00:13:16.370 --> 00:13:17.438 - [Bea] Benny. 395 00:13:17.438 --> 00:13:18.568 - Just go, Bea. 396 00:13:18.568 --> 00:13:21.568 ("Demon Dollhouse") 397 00:13:31.061 --> 00:13:34.688 - Once we go in this door, everything changes. 398 00:13:34.688 --> 00:13:36.179 Everything. 399 00:13:36.179 --> 00:13:38.921 - This is the bathroom. 400 00:13:38.921 --> 00:13:40.517 And it's locked. 401 00:13:40.517 --> 00:13:43.517 ("Demon Dollhouse") 402 00:14:08.758 --> 00:14:11.785 ("Scene Missing") 403 00:14:11.785 --> 00:14:13.535 - Welcome to nowhere. 404 00:14:14.837 --> 00:14:16.824 Do you need to sit? 405 00:14:16.824 --> 00:14:19.657 ("Scene Missing") 406 00:14:21.610 --> 00:14:23.777 - This isn't the bathroom. 407 00:14:24.992 --> 00:14:28.636 - Until right now, this was the only place 408 00:14:28.636 --> 00:14:30.219 that was like this. 409 00:14:31.744 --> 00:14:33.661 Until today, until you. 410 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:37.746 - This is some sort of office. 411 00:14:37.746 --> 00:14:39.321 Did you change it? 412 00:14:39.321 --> 00:14:41.698 - Did I change reality black and white? 413 00:14:41.698 --> 00:14:42.727 Not today, no. 414 00:14:42.727 --> 00:14:43.908 - [Bea] You're playing some kind of trick. 415 00:14:43.908 --> 00:14:45.188 - Okay, pop quiz. 416 00:14:45.188 --> 00:14:46.772 Do you remember our high school? 417 00:14:46.772 --> 00:14:47.605 - Down at River. 418 00:14:47.605 --> 00:14:49.369 - [Richie] Fine, but I bet you dollars to donuts 419 00:14:49.369 --> 00:14:51.958 you don't remember anyone there, but me. 420 00:14:51.958 --> 00:14:55.955 No teachers, no students, no relatives. 421 00:14:55.955 --> 00:14:57.038 - You're not. 422 00:14:57.926 --> 00:14:58.785 What the? 423 00:14:58.785 --> 00:15:00.110 - It gets weirder. 424 00:15:00.110 --> 00:15:03.193 My first memories are in this house. 425 00:15:03.193 --> 00:15:05.112 Anything before that, I remember facts, 426 00:15:05.112 --> 00:15:07.699 but nothing of substance. 427 00:15:07.699 --> 00:15:08.616 No details. 428 00:15:10.045 --> 00:15:10.878 Nothing. 429 00:15:10.878 --> 00:15:12.083 - No, no, no, no, no. 430 00:15:12.083 --> 00:15:12.916 I do, I do. 431 00:15:12.916 --> 00:15:14.322 - [Richie] Tell me I'm wrong, please. 432 00:15:14.322 --> 00:15:15.599 - (pants) No, I do. 433 00:15:15.599 --> 00:15:16.432 Hold on. 434 00:15:17.364 --> 00:15:18.197 Hold on. 435 00:15:18.197 --> 00:15:19.030 No. 436 00:15:19.030 --> 00:15:20.136 No what is? 437 00:15:20.136 --> 00:15:22.138 Holy (bleep). 438 00:15:22.138 --> 00:15:23.305 What was that? 439 00:15:24.239 --> 00:15:25.634 - Take a breath. 440 00:15:25.634 --> 00:15:28.991 Best I can tell you, me, Benny, Maggie, 441 00:15:28.991 --> 00:15:32.593 and Claude came to life when we moved in here. 442 00:15:32.593 --> 00:15:34.158 - Came to life? 443 00:15:34.158 --> 00:15:36.825 - Started our existence in this. 444 00:15:38.430 --> 00:15:39.843 Suburbia. 445 00:15:39.843 --> 00:15:44.539 It's a TV show and I think you and Benny are the stars. 446 00:15:44.539 --> 00:15:47.372 ("Scene Missing") 447 00:15:52.202 --> 00:15:53.702 Maybe, just maybe. 448 00:15:57.409 --> 00:15:59.209 They were meant to be. 449 00:15:59.209 --> 00:16:02.100 ("Scene Missing") 450 00:16:02.100 --> 00:16:04.489 - You're crazy, Richie. 451 00:16:04.489 --> 00:16:05.780 Grade A. 452 00:16:05.780 --> 00:16:06.887 - [Richie] Okay, the laugh-track. 453 00:16:06.887 --> 00:16:07.860 You heard it, right? 454 00:16:07.860 --> 00:16:08.693 - The what? 455 00:16:08.693 --> 00:16:10.619 - We make funny, the audience laughs. 456 00:16:10.619 --> 00:16:11.909 It's like a sitcom. 457 00:16:11.909 --> 00:16:15.426 - I don't know what I (bleep) heard. 458 00:16:15.426 --> 00:16:17.252 - We can't curse. 459 00:16:17.252 --> 00:16:18.252 Family show. 460 00:16:19.089 --> 00:16:20.245 I heard it for the first time 461 00:16:20.245 --> 00:16:22.129 about a month ago with the plumber. 462 00:16:22.129 --> 00:16:23.782 I tried to go check the bathroom 463 00:16:23.782 --> 00:16:28.255 and then this office, a writer's office and we're the story. 464 00:16:28.255 --> 00:16:29.088 - [Bea] Stop this. 465 00:16:29.088 --> 00:16:30.980 - They never show the bathroom in a family show. 466 00:16:30.980 --> 00:16:32.351 That's what Suburbia is. 467 00:16:32.351 --> 00:16:33.479 - [Bea] What is that? 468 00:16:33.479 --> 00:16:34.588 - The name of the show. 469 00:16:34.588 --> 00:16:35.981 Read the script. 470 00:16:35.981 --> 00:16:38.814 ("Scene Missing") 471 00:16:42.922 --> 00:16:44.255 We are not real. 472 00:16:45.760 --> 00:16:48.205 We're living in a fictional reality 473 00:16:48.205 --> 00:16:50.455 and only you and I know it. 474 00:16:52.847 --> 00:16:54.906 - You need help. 475 00:16:54.906 --> 00:16:56.057 You need to go to a hospital 476 00:16:56.057 --> 00:16:57.629 or something. - It gets worse. 477 00:16:57.629 --> 00:16:58.992 - We're done here. - You need to listen to me. 478 00:16:58.992 --> 00:17:01.059 - I said, we're done. - We're gonna die. 479 00:17:01.059 --> 00:17:03.892 ("Scene Missing") 480 00:17:07.262 --> 00:17:08.814 Look. 481 00:17:08.814 --> 00:17:12.314 This is the plan for the end of the story. 482 00:17:13.309 --> 00:17:16.611 Series finale, final episodes. 483 00:17:16.611 --> 00:17:20.053 You and Benny go off and then that's it. 484 00:17:20.053 --> 00:17:22.714 No more show, no more us. 485 00:17:22.714 --> 00:17:25.789 If you could just do what you did. 486 00:17:25.789 --> 00:17:27.842 - What did I do, huh? 487 00:17:27.842 --> 00:17:29.237 I don't know what I heard, 488 00:17:29.237 --> 00:17:33.354 but it sure as hell wasn't some other worldly audience. 489 00:17:33.354 --> 00:17:34.669 I am real. 490 00:17:34.669 --> 00:17:37.410 I can feel, I can think, and so can you. 491 00:17:37.410 --> 00:17:39.021 So, just stop. 492 00:17:39.021 --> 00:17:40.092 - Bea. 493 00:17:40.092 --> 00:17:42.882 - Don't ever do this again. 494 00:17:42.882 --> 00:17:45.465 ("Paranormal") 495 00:17:51.469 --> 00:17:53.727 - You know, I think when we move to Alaska, 496 00:17:53.727 --> 00:17:56.894 it'll be legal for us to adopt a wolf. 497 00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.058 - [Claude] You think so? 498 00:17:59.058 --> 00:18:01.530 - [Maggie] Yeah, I think they have like wolf rescues. 499 00:18:01.530 --> 00:18:02.363 - [Claude] And do you want that? 500 00:18:02.363 --> 00:18:03.244 You want a wolf? 501 00:18:03.244 --> 00:18:04.512 - [Maggie] Yeah, I want several. 502 00:18:04.512 --> 00:18:05.345 - [Claude] Outside. 503 00:18:05.345 --> 00:18:07.708 - We are not doing this when we move. 504 00:18:07.708 --> 00:18:08.541 - Oh, I know. 505 00:18:08.541 --> 00:18:10.738 We'll have lots more. 506 00:18:10.738 --> 00:18:13.726 - [Maggie] That's how you get Christmas tree mites. 507 00:18:13.726 --> 00:18:14.993 - [Claude] That's not a thing. 508 00:18:14.993 --> 00:18:15.924 Don't scare me. 509 00:18:15.924 --> 00:18:16.757 - [Maggie] They're bed bugs. 510 00:18:16.757 --> 00:18:17.590 They just move to the tree. 511 00:18:17.590 --> 00:18:18.423 - [Claude] No. 512 00:18:18.423 --> 00:18:19.256 Seriously? 513 00:18:19.256 --> 00:18:22.736 - [Maggie] Maybe not Christmas, but Halloween all year? 514 00:18:22.736 --> 00:18:23.979 - [Claude] I like that. 515 00:18:23.979 --> 00:18:24.837 - [Maggie] Right? 516 00:18:24.837 --> 00:18:27.254 (gun firing) 517 00:18:30.621 --> 00:18:31.454 - Benny. 518 00:18:36.539 --> 00:18:37.839 Benny. 519 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:39.195 Benny, can we talk? 520 00:18:39.195 --> 00:18:40.320 - [Benny] Talk? 521 00:18:40.320 --> 00:18:42.024 - You were really mad. 522 00:18:42.024 --> 00:18:43.153 - [Benny] You think? 523 00:18:43.153 --> 00:18:44.889 Why don't you ask Richie about it? 524 00:18:44.889 --> 00:18:45.917 - You told me to go. 525 00:18:45.917 --> 00:18:48.132 - [Benny] You wanted to. 526 00:18:48.132 --> 00:18:49.279 - Can you please stop playing? 527 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:50.112 - [Benny] Why? 528 00:18:50.112 --> 00:18:51.824 - Because it's rude. 529 00:18:51.824 --> 00:18:52.657 - Fine. 530 00:18:56.075 --> 00:18:57.566 I'm not playing. 531 00:18:57.566 --> 00:19:00.329 ("Memories") 532 00:19:00.329 --> 00:19:01.561 - Thank you. 533 00:19:01.561 --> 00:19:03.978 ("Memories") 534 00:19:04.940 --> 00:19:06.281 You were gonna fight Richie. 535 00:19:06.281 --> 00:19:07.114 - No, I wasn't. 536 00:19:07.114 --> 00:19:07.947 - Yes, you were. 537 00:19:07.947 --> 00:19:09.430 - Yes, I was. 538 00:19:09.430 --> 00:19:10.350 - Who does that? 539 00:19:10.350 --> 00:19:12.892 You don't go from kissy-kiss to fighty time under a minute. 540 00:19:12.892 --> 00:19:13.854 - I don't get this. 541 00:19:13.854 --> 00:19:15.100 I don't understand what's going on. 542 00:19:15.100 --> 00:19:16.167 - I don't either. 543 00:19:16.167 --> 00:19:18.000 - With you and Richie. 544 00:19:18.859 --> 00:19:20.454 - Oh. 545 00:19:20.454 --> 00:19:21.787 Nothing, except. 546 00:19:23.458 --> 00:19:24.791 Really, nothing. 547 00:19:26.020 --> 00:19:29.111 Benny, when everything you know is wrong, 548 00:19:29.111 --> 00:19:30.788 how do you adapt to that? 549 00:19:30.788 --> 00:19:32.566 - You feel this is wrong? 550 00:19:32.566 --> 00:19:33.399 - No. 551 00:19:33.399 --> 00:19:34.627 Were you even listening? 552 00:19:34.627 --> 00:19:36.044 I'm all mixed up. 553 00:19:37.540 --> 00:19:38.966 Benny, look. 554 00:19:38.966 --> 00:19:41.379 Do you remember your old high school? 555 00:19:41.379 --> 00:19:42.837 - Yeah, you're mixed up. 556 00:19:42.837 --> 00:19:43.670 - No, seriously. 557 00:19:43.670 --> 00:19:44.503 Do you remember? 558 00:19:44.503 --> 00:19:46.451 - Yeah, I heard you. 559 00:19:46.451 --> 00:19:47.284 - I'm doing this wrong. 560 00:19:47.284 --> 00:19:48.617 - Darn straight. 561 00:19:49.947 --> 00:19:51.007 - I can't do this. 562 00:19:51.007 --> 00:19:51.931 - You can't do what? 563 00:19:51.931 --> 00:19:53.032 Bea, you're not making any sense. 564 00:19:53.032 --> 00:19:54.576 - I can't do this right now. 565 00:19:54.576 --> 00:19:56.386 - [Audience] Ooh. 566 00:19:56.386 --> 00:19:57.562 - Stop it. 567 00:19:57.562 --> 00:20:00.562 (suspenseful music) 568 00:20:09.126 --> 00:20:10.483 (hand knocking) 569 00:20:10.483 --> 00:20:11.754 What now? 570 00:20:11.754 --> 00:20:13.587 - [Claude] Bea, Benny. 571 00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:17.494 - Something's happening. 572 00:20:17.494 --> 00:20:20.327 ("Happy Moments") 573 00:20:23.965 --> 00:20:26.189 - Okay, they're here. 574 00:20:26.189 --> 00:20:27.075 - [Maggie] Okay. 575 00:20:27.075 --> 00:20:28.270 - What is this? 576 00:20:28.270 --> 00:20:29.434 - I have good news. 577 00:20:29.434 --> 00:20:30.819 - And bad news. 578 00:20:30.819 --> 00:20:32.200 - What happened? 579 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:33.643 - [Maggie] Uncle Ratty died. 580 00:20:33.643 --> 00:20:35.023 - Oh, Maggie. 581 00:20:35.023 --> 00:20:35.934 - I don't care. 582 00:20:35.934 --> 00:20:36.767 I gave him a kidney. 583 00:20:36.767 --> 00:20:37.932 It's not like I knew him. 584 00:20:37.932 --> 00:20:39.887 - She's so cuddly. 585 00:20:39.887 --> 00:20:41.041 - [Benny] You gave him a kidney? 586 00:20:41.041 --> 00:20:43.451 - Fine, I do care but, you know? 587 00:20:43.451 --> 00:20:45.439 Anyways, look. 588 00:20:45.439 --> 00:20:49.145 He had a will and we were all in it. 589 00:20:49.145 --> 00:20:50.159 - [Bea] Oh. 590 00:20:50.159 --> 00:20:51.466 - [Richie] Oh boy. 591 00:20:51.466 --> 00:20:55.169 - Short version, Claude and I, we get- 592 00:20:55.169 --> 00:20:56.002 - Holy crap. 593 00:20:56.002 --> 00:20:57.584 - [Claude] That's what I said. 594 00:20:57.584 --> 00:20:58.517 - Best part. 595 00:20:58.517 --> 00:21:03.100 He left you three the house for when we move to Alaska. 596 00:21:04.059 --> 00:21:05.916 - Oh my goodness. 597 00:21:05.916 --> 00:21:07.066 - But you guys are leaving. 598 00:21:07.066 --> 00:21:09.677 - We thought you could sell it, split the cash. 599 00:21:09.677 --> 00:21:12.427 - [Richie] Why would we want to do that? 600 00:21:12.427 --> 00:21:15.207 - Be kind of weird, don't you think? 601 00:21:15.207 --> 00:21:16.906 Just you three. 602 00:21:16.906 --> 00:21:18.742 - [Bea] Yeah. 603 00:21:18.742 --> 00:21:19.575 - Yeah. 604 00:21:20.450 --> 00:21:21.283 - Clearly. 605 00:21:22.623 --> 00:21:23.456 - Yo. 606 00:21:23.456 --> 00:21:24.505 Stupids. 607 00:21:24.505 --> 00:21:25.364 You just got a house. 608 00:21:25.364 --> 00:21:27.166 Stop being so grumpy. 609 00:21:27.166 --> 00:21:29.492 Now, Claude and I are going downstairs 610 00:21:29.492 --> 00:21:31.015 to break out the good booze. 611 00:21:31.015 --> 00:21:34.386 And when we get back, you're gonna be okay 612 00:21:34.386 --> 00:21:37.204 or so help me God, I will cut you. 613 00:21:37.204 --> 00:21:38.621 - [Audience] Ooh. 614 00:21:39.455 --> 00:21:40.414 - She will. 615 00:21:40.414 --> 00:21:42.747 ("Mystery") 616 00:21:46.593 --> 00:21:48.343 - This is exhausting. 617 00:21:50.169 --> 00:21:51.528 - Benny. 618 00:21:51.528 --> 00:21:54.453 - Suddenly our things seemed kind of small. 619 00:21:54.453 --> 00:21:56.800 I mean, if we sold this house. 620 00:21:56.800 --> 00:22:00.678 - [Richie] Yeah, we can get our own places. 621 00:22:00.678 --> 00:22:03.261 - I think that's probably best. 622 00:22:04.616 --> 00:22:05.949 - Benny, Richie. 623 00:22:06.988 --> 00:22:07.873 Come on. 624 00:22:07.873 --> 00:22:10.419 - We can't fake this anymore, Bea. 625 00:22:10.419 --> 00:22:11.726 - What does that mean? 626 00:22:11.726 --> 00:22:14.444 - We can't even have this? 627 00:22:14.444 --> 00:22:15.398 - No. 628 00:22:15.398 --> 00:22:17.731 ("Mystery") 629 00:22:22.308 --> 00:22:25.066 - I don't think I like that guy. 630 00:22:25.066 --> 00:22:28.452 - Benny, please, I need you to come upstairs. 631 00:22:28.452 --> 00:22:31.098 - I want to punch him in his stupid face. 632 00:22:31.098 --> 00:22:33.749 - This is not helpful. 633 00:22:33.749 --> 00:22:34.666 - I said, want to. 634 00:22:34.666 --> 00:22:36.416 I didn't say I would. 635 00:22:37.740 --> 00:22:40.890 - I need to go upstairs and so do you. 636 00:22:40.890 --> 00:22:42.942 He's in the bathroom. 637 00:22:42.942 --> 00:22:44.741 - Excuse me. 638 00:22:44.741 --> 00:22:45.640 - Shut up. 639 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:46.940 - Shut up? 640 00:22:46.940 --> 00:22:47.830 - Not you. 641 00:22:47.830 --> 00:22:49.659 Please come with me. 642 00:22:49.659 --> 00:22:50.819 - [Benny] No. 643 00:22:50.819 --> 00:22:52.064 - Yes, you want to. 644 00:22:52.064 --> 00:22:53.418 (bell dinging) 645 00:22:53.418 --> 00:22:54.968 - Okay. 646 00:22:54.968 --> 00:22:56.522 Yeah, good idea. 647 00:22:56.522 --> 00:22:57.605 - [Bea] Good. 648 00:22:58.470 --> 00:22:59.652 - No, wait. 649 00:22:59.652 --> 00:23:00.624 - Benny, you got this. 650 00:23:00.624 --> 00:23:01.607 Come on. 651 00:23:01.607 --> 00:23:02.736 - What are you doing? 652 00:23:02.736 --> 00:23:03.569 - Come on with me now. 653 00:23:03.569 --> 00:23:05.084 - Get off of me. 654 00:23:05.084 --> 00:23:07.201 What's wrong with you? 655 00:23:07.201 --> 00:23:08.201 You know what? 656 00:23:08.201 --> 00:23:09.075 Go up there. 657 00:23:09.075 --> 00:23:10.828 You two are perfect for each other. 658 00:23:10.828 --> 00:23:11.661 - Wait, wait. 659 00:23:11.661 --> 00:23:12.494 I'm sorry, okay? 660 00:23:12.494 --> 00:23:13.327 I can explain if you just- 661 00:23:13.327 --> 00:23:15.715 - No, I don't think you can. 662 00:23:15.715 --> 00:23:18.382 ("Lonely Dark") 663 00:23:29.424 --> 00:23:30.257 - You okay? 664 00:23:30.257 --> 00:23:31.090 - It's Benny. 665 00:23:31.090 --> 00:23:33.721 We need him to be a part of this. 666 00:23:33.721 --> 00:23:35.049 - Do we? 667 00:23:35.049 --> 00:23:36.633 - How can you say that? 668 00:23:36.633 --> 00:23:38.050 He's your friend. 669 00:23:39.215 --> 00:23:40.778 I just wish. 670 00:23:40.778 --> 00:23:42.710 It was right there. 671 00:23:42.710 --> 00:23:44.543 The house, our future. 672 00:23:45.571 --> 00:23:47.157 - It's not real. 673 00:23:47.157 --> 00:23:48.290 - It felt real. 674 00:23:48.290 --> 00:23:50.957 For just a second, it felt real. 675 00:23:52.532 --> 00:23:55.242 Did you see Maggie and Claude? 676 00:23:55.242 --> 00:23:57.373 They were so happy. 677 00:23:57.373 --> 00:23:59.491 - I wasn't looking at them. 678 00:23:59.491 --> 00:24:02.245 - We cannot let this happen. 679 00:24:02.245 --> 00:24:03.946 We do what we need to do. 680 00:24:03.946 --> 00:24:06.528 We save them, all of them. 681 00:24:06.528 --> 00:24:07.945 - You believe me? 682 00:24:09.236 --> 00:24:10.236 - I have to. 683 00:24:11.248 --> 00:24:13.298 I don't want to. 684 00:24:13.298 --> 00:24:15.930 I have to die a little for it, 685 00:24:15.930 --> 00:24:20.013 but I'm not gonna let the people I love just end. 686 00:24:22.769 --> 00:24:23.602 - Okay. 687 00:24:27.406 --> 00:24:29.501 So, whoever this writer is, 688 00:24:29.501 --> 00:24:31.344 he or she has got it all mapped out. 689 00:24:31.344 --> 00:24:34.511 So, all of this is what's come before. 690 00:24:38.732 --> 00:24:41.919 - Some of this is very personal. 691 00:24:41.919 --> 00:24:43.286 It's creepy. 692 00:24:43.286 --> 00:24:45.066 - You think that's creepy? 693 00:24:45.066 --> 00:24:46.290 Check this out. 694 00:24:46.290 --> 00:24:49.290 (suspenseful music) 695 00:24:51.985 --> 00:24:52.985 - [Bea] Wow. 696 00:24:54.291 --> 00:24:56.541 - [Richie] And this is now. 697 00:24:58.266 --> 00:24:59.099 - Engaged. 698 00:24:59.099 --> 00:25:01.766 Maggie and Claude move, the end, 699 00:25:03.193 --> 00:25:05.110 which means we all die. 700 00:25:06.035 --> 00:25:08.118 - Or un-live or whatever. 701 00:25:11.728 --> 00:25:13.993 - Okay so, we just don't do these things. 702 00:25:13.993 --> 00:25:14.826 I don't get engaged. 703 00:25:14.826 --> 00:25:17.153 Maggie and Claude stay. 704 00:25:17.153 --> 00:25:18.570 We have all this. 705 00:25:19.733 --> 00:25:22.841 Doesn't that give us an edge? 706 00:25:22.841 --> 00:25:24.804 - I think you're the edge. 707 00:25:24.804 --> 00:25:26.537 You stepped outside the show, Bea. 708 00:25:26.537 --> 00:25:27.972 - I don't know how I did that. 709 00:25:27.972 --> 00:25:28.805 - Okay. 710 00:25:28.805 --> 00:25:32.368 Look, this room isn't connected to the show. 711 00:25:32.368 --> 00:25:33.853 It's a dead zone. 712 00:25:33.853 --> 00:25:37.912 A bridge between us and whoever is responsible for all this. 713 00:25:37.912 --> 00:25:39.411 If you could just use that and maybe reach out. 714 00:25:39.411 --> 00:25:41.253 - I said I can't. 715 00:25:41.253 --> 00:25:43.532 Believe me, I wish I could. 716 00:25:43.532 --> 00:25:44.949 I don't know how. 717 00:25:45.852 --> 00:25:47.031 - Okay. 718 00:25:47.031 --> 00:25:49.561 (exhales) We'll do it within the show, 719 00:25:49.561 --> 00:25:52.276 but you're gonna have to learn the rules. 720 00:25:52.276 --> 00:25:55.866 ("Happy Moments") 721 00:25:55.866 --> 00:25:58.616 ("Jingle Bells") 722 00:25:59.829 --> 00:26:00.721 Okay. 723 00:26:00.721 --> 00:26:03.684 Rule number one, we're in a TV show, a comedy. 724 00:26:03.684 --> 00:26:05.451 So, the audience trusts us. 725 00:26:05.451 --> 00:26:08.999 Whatever we present as a fact has to happen. 726 00:26:08.999 --> 00:26:11.166 - That's like playing God. 727 00:26:13.033 --> 00:26:13.987 Is what happened- 728 00:26:13.987 --> 00:26:15.654 - With the proposal? 729 00:26:16.785 --> 00:26:19.148 - Makes you a jerk, kinda. 730 00:26:19.148 --> 00:26:21.433 - Won't be the last time. 731 00:26:21.433 --> 00:26:23.333 How old is that eggnog? 732 00:26:23.333 --> 00:26:24.634 - Benny just made it. 733 00:26:24.634 --> 00:26:26.281 - So, it's perfectly fine. 734 00:26:26.281 --> 00:26:27.483 - I don't get this. 735 00:26:27.483 --> 00:26:28.316 - Okay. 736 00:26:28.316 --> 00:26:29.806 Watch this. 737 00:26:29.806 --> 00:26:31.056 He takes a sip. 738 00:26:32.528 --> 00:26:34.105 All good, right? 739 00:26:34.105 --> 00:26:35.438 Now, watch this. 740 00:26:37.865 --> 00:26:39.947 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 741 00:26:39.947 --> 00:26:41.926 Don't drink that. 742 00:26:41.926 --> 00:26:42.861 This is a week old. 743 00:26:42.861 --> 00:26:45.779 (bell dinging) 744 00:26:45.779 --> 00:26:50.779 (audience laughing) (audience clapping) 745 00:26:56.687 --> 00:26:57.945 - I gotta go. 746 00:26:57.945 --> 00:27:00.945 (audience cheering) 747 00:27:03.520 --> 00:27:05.987 - I love the holidays. 748 00:27:05.987 --> 00:27:08.301 I try to keep saying the one liners, you know. 749 00:27:08.301 --> 00:27:09.922 Keeping it fun. 750 00:27:09.922 --> 00:27:11.172 Check this out. 751 00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:13.800 - [Bea] This is incredible. 752 00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:14.883 - It changed. 753 00:27:15.937 --> 00:27:17.260 Did you hear the bell? 754 00:27:17.260 --> 00:27:18.155 - [Bea] Yeah. 755 00:27:18.155 --> 00:27:20.484 - An angel just got its wings. 756 00:27:20.484 --> 00:27:22.197 - You're hilarious. 757 00:27:22.197 --> 00:27:23.274 - [Richie] Right? 758 00:27:23.274 --> 00:27:25.279 It doesn't always work, though. 759 00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:26.768 - I did it. 760 00:27:26.768 --> 00:27:27.848 - You did. 761 00:27:27.848 --> 00:27:32.848 But the thing is, it only works if you believe it'll work. 762 00:27:33.136 --> 00:27:34.925 - So, that's rule one. 763 00:27:34.925 --> 00:27:36.675 - Rule two is harder. 764 00:27:42.517 --> 00:27:43.596 Okay. 765 00:27:43.596 --> 00:27:45.327 You're a part of a show. 766 00:27:45.327 --> 00:27:47.836 You can't leave unless the story wants you to. 767 00:27:47.836 --> 00:27:49.863 You just can't. 768 00:27:49.863 --> 00:27:50.696 Watch. 769 00:27:52.740 --> 00:27:53.573 Open it. 770 00:28:03.460 --> 00:28:04.877 This is fun, too. 771 00:28:16.784 --> 00:28:18.367 - This is too much. 772 00:28:19.963 --> 00:28:22.569 - [Richie] You're still with me? 773 00:28:22.569 --> 00:28:24.149 - Just. 774 00:28:24.149 --> 00:28:24.982 Wow. 775 00:28:27.126 --> 00:28:27.959 Go on. 776 00:28:28.930 --> 00:28:29.820 - Okay. 777 00:28:29.820 --> 00:28:32.484 This is the most important thing. 778 00:28:32.484 --> 00:28:35.883 We can manipulate the show, but not break it. 779 00:28:35.883 --> 00:28:37.272 We can't jump the shark. 780 00:28:37.272 --> 00:28:38.451 - I've heard of that. 781 00:28:38.451 --> 00:28:40.888 - [Richie] If we do that, the show dies. 782 00:28:40.888 --> 00:28:42.875 Even if it takes a while. 783 00:28:42.875 --> 00:28:46.939 - So, we got to hide that we know that it's a show. 784 00:28:46.939 --> 00:28:48.533 - It's got to stay secret. 785 00:28:48.533 --> 00:28:51.950 We can't become something that we're not. 786 00:28:53.525 --> 00:28:56.125 Before we do anything else. 787 00:28:56.125 --> 00:28:57.696 Benny's playing heck point? 788 00:28:57.696 --> 00:28:59.967 Oh man, I wish I could see that. 789 00:28:59.967 --> 00:29:01.800 It's the bomb diggity. 790 00:29:04.663 --> 00:29:05.496 Okay. 791 00:29:06.737 --> 00:29:07.570 So. 792 00:29:08.968 --> 00:29:10.385 It's Richie time? 793 00:29:12.273 --> 00:29:13.287 Okay, we're safe. 794 00:29:13.287 --> 00:29:14.810 - What was that all about? 795 00:29:14.810 --> 00:29:16.941 - We're in an ensemble show. 796 00:29:16.941 --> 00:29:18.820 So, as long as something more interesting is happening, 797 00:29:18.820 --> 00:29:20.533 the audience will follow it. 798 00:29:20.533 --> 00:29:22.055 - Got it. 799 00:29:22.055 --> 00:29:23.722 What about all this? 800 00:29:25.034 --> 00:29:27.243 The way things look. 801 00:29:27.243 --> 00:29:29.611 - Kind of hyper real? 802 00:29:29.611 --> 00:29:31.194 - Almost cinematic. 803 00:29:34.045 --> 00:29:37.679 - You've seen the truth and you can't unsee it, 804 00:29:37.679 --> 00:29:40.873 but you can jump back in for a little while. 805 00:29:40.873 --> 00:29:43.262 Look, close your eyes. 806 00:29:43.262 --> 00:29:44.761 - Am I supposed to use the force? 807 00:29:44.761 --> 00:29:46.688 - Don't make any jokes. 808 00:29:46.688 --> 00:29:49.330 It'll bring them back. 809 00:29:49.330 --> 00:29:50.580 - I feel silly. 810 00:29:51.479 --> 00:29:52.979 - Just trust me. 811 00:29:52.979 --> 00:29:56.062 ("Feel the Tension") 812 00:29:58.537 --> 00:30:01.215 Focus on your character. 813 00:30:01.215 --> 00:30:03.914 The love interest, here with the funny friend, 814 00:30:03.914 --> 00:30:06.751 trying to make up with the leading man. 815 00:30:06.751 --> 00:30:08.668 Go back to how it felt. 816 00:30:11.994 --> 00:30:12.827 - Wow. 817 00:30:14.105 --> 00:30:17.395 It's so bright, I never noticed. 818 00:30:17.395 --> 00:30:19.257 - Kind of weird, right? 819 00:30:19.257 --> 00:30:20.907 Doesn't it feel- 820 00:30:20.907 --> 00:30:23.336 - Kind of unnatural. 821 00:30:23.336 --> 00:30:25.503 Now, I just can't believe. 822 00:30:29.646 --> 00:30:33.200 - [Richie] It's hard to hold, but you'll get better. 823 00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:34.716 - This is nuts. 824 00:30:34.716 --> 00:30:38.361 - Last thing, maybe the most important. 825 00:30:38.361 --> 00:30:40.806 Let's go back in together. 826 00:30:40.806 --> 00:30:43.889 ("Feel the Tension") 827 00:30:44.749 --> 00:30:48.418 Hey Bea, how much money did you leave in your pocket? 828 00:30:48.418 --> 00:30:50.220 - Like, $100. 829 00:30:50.220 --> 00:30:52.803 (bell dinging) 830 00:30:56.253 --> 00:30:57.086 - Yeah. 831 00:30:57.086 --> 00:31:00.654 It's a shame that a meteor's coming to destroy the world. 832 00:31:00.654 --> 00:31:01.487 - What? 833 00:31:01.487 --> 00:31:02.355 Richie, why would you say that? 834 00:31:02.355 --> 00:31:03.517 Why would you do that? 835 00:31:03.517 --> 00:31:04.730 - Wait for it. 836 00:31:04.730 --> 00:31:07.022 - Have you guys seen this? 837 00:31:07.022 --> 00:31:09.552 - That's right, Steve, this just in. 838 00:31:09.552 --> 00:31:11.841 The meteor has been diverted by a plucky crew 839 00:31:11.841 --> 00:31:15.113 of space miners who have sacrificed their lives for ours. 840 00:31:15.113 --> 00:31:15.946 Why? 841 00:31:15.946 --> 00:31:17.779 If it wasn't for them. 842 00:31:19.054 --> 00:31:20.804 - What just happened? 843 00:31:23.604 --> 00:31:26.606 - You can bend the rules, Bea, not break them. 844 00:31:26.606 --> 00:31:31.053 If you push the show too hard, it pushes back. 845 00:31:31.053 --> 00:31:32.959 Sometimes violently. 846 00:31:32.959 --> 00:31:36.028 (soft tense music) 847 00:31:36.028 --> 00:31:37.528 - What did you do? 848 00:31:40.951 --> 00:31:43.961 - Shows like this, they end in the summertime. 849 00:31:43.961 --> 00:31:48.711 So I kept saying, it's almost Christmas to keep it going. 850 00:31:50.903 --> 00:31:53.570 - So, Christmas never gets here. 851 00:31:54.697 --> 00:31:56.935 That's why I keep decorating 852 00:31:56.935 --> 00:32:00.553 even though we have so much stuff. 853 00:32:00.553 --> 00:32:03.803 - I pushed the show and it pushed back. 854 00:32:04.986 --> 00:32:06.979 - [Bea] Uncle Ratty. 855 00:32:06.979 --> 00:32:10.896 - Uncle Ratty, Maggie and Claude, the proposal. 856 00:32:11.906 --> 00:32:13.406 - You caused this. 857 00:32:14.425 --> 00:32:17.258 - [Richie] Like I said, I'm sorry. 858 00:32:19.561 --> 00:32:21.144 - It's just harder. 859 00:32:22.959 --> 00:32:24.209 Not impossible. 860 00:32:25.322 --> 00:32:26.957 We start with Maggie. 861 00:32:26.957 --> 00:32:29.082 Claude will follow her. 862 00:32:29.082 --> 00:32:30.398 - And if they're all on board? 863 00:32:30.398 --> 00:32:33.231 - [Bea] Benny will have to listen. 864 00:32:34.439 --> 00:32:35.272 - Okay. 865 00:32:37.566 --> 00:32:39.816 You're really good at this. 866 00:32:41.652 --> 00:32:44.980 - You think you can keep the audience on you? 867 00:32:44.980 --> 00:32:46.441 - Hey. 868 00:32:46.441 --> 00:32:47.858 It's Richie time. 869 00:32:48.774 --> 00:32:49.817 - [Maggie] Oh Lord. 870 00:32:49.817 --> 00:32:51.064 - Yeah, I know, right? 871 00:32:51.064 --> 00:32:53.508 (audience laughing) 872 00:32:53.508 --> 00:32:55.657 You don't look so good. 873 00:32:55.657 --> 00:32:57.816 - I drank curds. 874 00:32:57.816 --> 00:33:02.751 - (laughs) Who'd do something so stupid? 875 00:33:02.751 --> 00:33:03.834 - Geez, Rich. 876 00:33:06.702 --> 00:33:08.369 - I'm gonna be sick. 877 00:33:09.209 --> 00:33:10.740 - You know what makes me sick? 878 00:33:10.740 --> 00:33:12.057 - Subtle hints? 879 00:33:12.057 --> 00:33:13.892 - You're amazing. 880 00:33:13.892 --> 00:33:16.066 Did you start the marathon without us? 881 00:33:16.066 --> 00:33:16.899 - Someone had to. 882 00:33:16.899 --> 00:33:18.691 I couldn't find Benny. 883 00:33:18.691 --> 00:33:21.465 - Maggie, can I borrow you? 884 00:33:21.465 --> 00:33:22.876 - Only if you pay interest. 885 00:33:22.876 --> 00:33:24.655 You can afford that now. 886 00:33:24.655 --> 00:33:26.114 - Lord, please. 887 00:33:26.114 --> 00:33:28.837 ("Merry Freaking Christmas") 888 00:33:28.837 --> 00:33:30.324 - Nope. 889 00:33:30.324 --> 00:33:32.269 You still look sick. 890 00:33:32.269 --> 00:33:33.102 So. 891 00:33:35.718 --> 00:33:36.551 Okay. 892 00:33:39.647 --> 00:33:41.797 - Yep, I'm done. 893 00:33:41.797 --> 00:33:42.630 - Maggie. 894 00:33:46.080 --> 00:33:48.080 I'm just gonna sit here. 895 00:33:49.249 --> 00:33:51.475 - Okay bud, I'm just gonna mix up some stuff 896 00:33:51.475 --> 00:33:55.586 and by the by, have you seen "Inception"? 897 00:33:55.586 --> 00:34:00.586 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 898 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:05.200 - Holy hell. 899 00:34:07.236 --> 00:34:08.976 - I know, right? 900 00:34:08.976 --> 00:34:10.732 - Is this what? 901 00:34:10.732 --> 00:34:12.679 Where's the bathroom? 902 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:16.724 - Maggie, I want you to keep an open mind 903 00:34:16.724 --> 00:34:19.422 about what I'm about to tell you. 904 00:34:19.422 --> 00:34:21.635 - You're freaking me out, Bea. 905 00:34:21.635 --> 00:34:23.711 - [Bea] It's the day for that. 906 00:34:23.711 --> 00:34:24.677 Can you do that? 907 00:34:24.677 --> 00:34:25.510 Keep an- 908 00:34:25.510 --> 00:34:26.608 - Open mind. 909 00:34:26.608 --> 00:34:27.441 Sure. 910 00:34:27.441 --> 00:34:28.305 Okay. 911 00:34:28.305 --> 00:34:30.972 (ominous music) 912 00:34:34.908 --> 00:34:35.908 - I'm sorry. 913 00:34:37.141 --> 00:34:38.058 In advance. 914 00:34:41.463 --> 00:34:44.069 - See, they're focused on the top, 915 00:34:44.069 --> 00:34:46.459 which means the totem is still in play. 916 00:34:46.459 --> 00:34:48.542 Therefore there's no way. 917 00:34:53.853 --> 00:34:56.770 There's no way it's the real world. 918 00:34:59.472 --> 00:35:01.972 - I didn't follow any of that. 919 00:35:03.104 --> 00:35:04.233 - Claude's feeling better. 920 00:35:04.233 --> 00:35:07.075 (audience laughing) (bell dinging) 921 00:35:07.075 --> 00:35:09.137 - (scoffs) I am. 922 00:35:09.137 --> 00:35:10.220 That's weird. 923 00:35:11.699 --> 00:35:12.532 You okay? 924 00:35:13.801 --> 00:35:14.718 - No, I am. 925 00:35:18.081 --> 00:35:19.831 I just feel a little. 926 00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:23.446 Today's not going the way I. 927 00:35:23.446 --> 00:35:27.327 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 928 00:35:27.327 --> 00:35:28.641 I can't do this. 929 00:35:28.641 --> 00:35:33.641 (heartbeat pounding) (ominous music) 930 00:35:36.543 --> 00:35:37.376 - Benny. 931 00:35:38.977 --> 00:35:40.060 What is this? 932 00:35:42.658 --> 00:35:44.847 - Look guys, this is tough. 933 00:35:44.847 --> 00:35:45.874 - You're leaving? 934 00:35:45.874 --> 00:35:46.929 He's leaving? 935 00:35:46.929 --> 00:35:48.379 - [Benny] Dammit, Bea, I wanted- 936 00:35:48.379 --> 00:35:49.212 - What? 937 00:35:49.212 --> 00:35:50.445 What did you want, Benny? 938 00:35:50.445 --> 00:35:52.593 - Can we not do this right now? 939 00:35:52.593 --> 00:35:53.584 - Hold on. 940 00:35:53.584 --> 00:35:54.922 What did you want, Benny? 941 00:35:54.922 --> 00:35:56.632 What did I do that was so terrible that you- 942 00:35:56.632 --> 00:35:58.586 - I wanted to marry you, Bea. 943 00:35:58.586 --> 00:35:59.811 - I wanted that, too. 944 00:35:59.811 --> 00:36:00.991 - Seriously? 945 00:36:00.991 --> 00:36:02.209 - Fine. 946 00:36:02.209 --> 00:36:04.620 Then come with me right now. 947 00:36:04.620 --> 00:36:06.465 We'll work out the details later, 948 00:36:06.465 --> 00:36:09.551 but I'm gonna walk out that door 949 00:36:09.551 --> 00:36:12.002 and it's up to you if you want to come with me. 950 00:36:12.002 --> 00:36:14.719 - Are you kidding me with this? 951 00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.329 - Richie, what do I do? 952 00:36:16.329 --> 00:36:17.162 - I don't know. 953 00:36:17.162 --> 00:36:20.710 - Richie, you're lucky I don't tear you apart. 954 00:36:20.710 --> 00:36:21.737 - I'm right here. 955 00:36:21.737 --> 00:36:22.820 - Can we not? 956 00:36:25.807 --> 00:36:27.544 I expected better. 957 00:36:27.544 --> 00:36:30.850 ("Children's Story") 958 00:36:30.850 --> 00:36:35.183 - Well done, gentlemen, you should feel really good. 959 00:36:36.751 --> 00:36:39.521 - This is a conversation you should be having with me. 960 00:36:39.521 --> 00:36:41.528 Not Richie, me. 961 00:36:41.528 --> 00:36:43.058 - He's in love with you, Bea. 962 00:36:43.058 --> 00:36:44.319 - [Bea] No, he's not. 963 00:36:44.319 --> 00:36:45.596 - Yes, he is. 964 00:36:45.596 --> 00:36:48.679 ("Children's Story") 965 00:36:49.874 --> 00:36:51.166 - I'm not doing this. 966 00:36:51.166 --> 00:36:53.374 I'm not gonna be some sort of romantic pawn. 967 00:36:53.374 --> 00:36:55.047 Do you hear me? 968 00:36:55.047 --> 00:36:55.880 - Benny. 969 00:36:55.880 --> 00:36:56.713 - Shut your mouth. 970 00:36:56.713 --> 00:36:58.662 - This is not you, okay? 971 00:36:58.662 --> 00:36:59.802 Think about it. 972 00:36:59.802 --> 00:37:01.168 You wouldn't do this. 973 00:37:01.168 --> 00:37:03.848 - I have thought about it a lot 974 00:37:03.848 --> 00:37:08.848 and I don't know how things got so messed up between us, 975 00:37:08.939 --> 00:37:11.439 but they did and I can't stay. 976 00:37:13.684 --> 00:37:15.548 - You gotta do the thing. 977 00:37:15.548 --> 00:37:17.374 - Richie, I can't. 978 00:37:17.374 --> 00:37:18.541 - You have to. 979 00:37:19.460 --> 00:37:21.991 - Benny, you want to stay. 980 00:37:21.991 --> 00:37:23.629 - No, I don't. 981 00:37:23.629 --> 00:37:26.240 - [Bea] I said you want to stay. 982 00:37:26.240 --> 00:37:27.483 - You gotta believe it. 983 00:37:27.483 --> 00:37:28.316 - Help me. 984 00:37:29.784 --> 00:37:30.804 - I changed the locks. 985 00:37:30.804 --> 00:37:32.351 (bell dinging) 986 00:37:32.351 --> 00:37:33.184 - What? 987 00:37:33.184 --> 00:37:34.422 - What? 988 00:37:34.422 --> 00:37:35.548 - Yeah. 989 00:37:35.548 --> 00:37:39.419 They're all locked and they won't open. 990 00:37:39.419 --> 00:37:40.264 - Yeah. 991 00:37:40.264 --> 00:37:43.556 All the doors are locked and broken. 992 00:37:43.556 --> 00:37:46.950 - [Richie] So, you can't leave, okay? 993 00:37:46.950 --> 00:37:50.033 ("The Four Seasons") 994 00:37:51.042 --> 00:37:52.209 - That's bizarre. 995 00:37:52.209 --> 00:37:53.746 - Oh, come on. 996 00:37:53.746 --> 00:37:55.337 - It's fighting back. 997 00:37:55.337 --> 00:37:56.170 - [Benny] Look. 998 00:37:56.170 --> 00:38:00.920 Just tell me everything's going to be okay and I'll stay. 999 00:38:01.814 --> 00:38:03.360 - I really want to. 1000 00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:04.893 - And she can. 1001 00:38:04.893 --> 00:38:06.719 Just tell him it's gonna be okay. 1002 00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:09.233 - I don't want to lie to him. 1003 00:38:09.233 --> 00:38:10.828 - I feel like I was supposed 1004 00:38:10.828 --> 00:38:13.578 to be mad right now, but I'm not. 1005 00:38:15.529 --> 00:38:16.362 I just. 1006 00:38:18.784 --> 00:38:19.867 I need to go. 1007 00:38:20.856 --> 00:38:22.856 - Dude, I'm begging you. 1008 00:38:24.206 --> 00:38:25.617 - Take care of her. 1009 00:38:25.617 --> 00:38:27.657 She's really special. 1010 00:38:27.657 --> 00:38:31.284 ("The Four Seasons") 1011 00:38:31.284 --> 00:38:32.534 See ya. 1012 00:38:32.534 --> 00:38:35.617 ("The Four Seasons") 1013 00:39:02.967 --> 00:39:05.884 (static crackling) 1014 00:39:08.485 --> 00:39:09.962 - What is that? 1015 00:39:09.962 --> 00:39:11.732 - I don't know. 1016 00:39:11.732 --> 00:39:14.713 I've never seen that before. 1017 00:39:14.713 --> 00:39:16.634 - You said we couldn't leave. 1018 00:39:16.634 --> 00:39:18.683 - Unless the show wants you to. 1019 00:39:18.683 --> 00:39:21.766 ("The Four Seasons") 1020 00:39:26.516 --> 00:39:27.906 - [Claude] Well, this sucks. 1021 00:39:27.906 --> 00:39:29.445 - To be continued. 1022 00:39:29.445 --> 00:39:30.882 - The final episodes. 1023 00:39:30.882 --> 00:39:31.715 - What? 1024 00:39:32.615 --> 00:39:34.291 - No, no, no, no, no. 1025 00:39:34.291 --> 00:39:36.810 I knew we were near the end, but I didn't think that- 1026 00:39:36.810 --> 00:39:38.180 - [Bea] Didn't think what? 1027 00:39:38.180 --> 00:39:39.034 - We were this close. 1028 00:39:39.034 --> 00:39:40.534 - Close to what? 1029 00:39:40.534 --> 00:39:41.367 - Oh. 1030 00:39:42.748 --> 00:39:46.567 Are we all fictional characters in a TV show? 1031 00:39:46.567 --> 00:39:49.650 ("The Four Seasons") 1032 00:39:50.767 --> 00:39:54.830 Just, it kind of makes sense when you think about it. 1033 00:39:54.830 --> 00:39:58.042 ("The Four Seasons") 1034 00:39:58.042 --> 00:39:59.555 - Okay. 1035 00:39:59.555 --> 00:40:00.486 - Okay. 1036 00:40:00.486 --> 00:40:03.315 - [Claude] So, what is that? 1037 00:40:03.315 --> 00:40:04.718 - It's the final arc. 1038 00:40:04.718 --> 00:40:06.251 - How many episodes left? 1039 00:40:06.251 --> 00:40:07.377 - [Richie] One, maybe two. 1040 00:40:07.377 --> 00:40:08.341 - [Maggie] Oh my God. 1041 00:40:08.341 --> 00:40:09.195 - [Claude] Where's Benny? 1042 00:40:09.195 --> 00:40:10.028 - [Maggie] Wait. 1043 00:40:10.028 --> 00:40:12.639 Yeah, where is he? - He left. 1044 00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:14.096 - I need a drink. 1045 00:40:14.096 --> 00:40:16.022 - Don't drink the eggnog. 1046 00:40:16.022 --> 00:40:17.378 - So, what does this mean? 1047 00:40:17.378 --> 00:40:18.518 Are we dead? 1048 00:40:18.518 --> 00:40:19.351 Is this dead? 1049 00:40:19.351 --> 00:40:20.184 - How can we be dead? 1050 00:40:20.184 --> 00:40:21.150 We aren't even real. 1051 00:40:21.150 --> 00:40:22.983 How can we? - No, stop. 1052 00:40:24.421 --> 00:40:25.338 We're real. 1053 00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:28.924 (speaks in foreign language) 1054 00:40:28.924 --> 00:40:31.591 I think therefore I am, I think. 1055 00:40:33.497 --> 00:40:35.355 - Claude's right. 1056 00:40:35.355 --> 00:40:37.355 We don't play this game. 1057 00:40:38.664 --> 00:40:42.081 Here, now, we are as real as anyone else. 1058 00:40:44.204 --> 00:40:45.704 We aren't nothing. 1059 00:40:47.658 --> 00:40:48.741 This is life. 1060 00:40:49.941 --> 00:40:51.524 This is real, okay? 1061 00:40:53.259 --> 00:40:55.917 - That was a really good speech. 1062 00:40:55.917 --> 00:41:00.827 - Now, we just got to figure out a way not to die. 1063 00:41:00.827 --> 00:41:03.947 - [Claude] Well, that's ominous. 1064 00:41:03.947 --> 00:41:05.148 - Two hours. 1065 00:41:05.148 --> 00:41:06.143 - [Claude] 'Til what? 1066 00:41:06.143 --> 00:41:07.028 - 'Til we're on the air. 1067 00:41:07.028 --> 00:41:08.256 - Shouldn't it be a week? 1068 00:41:08.256 --> 00:41:09.694 - [Claude] Not for us. 1069 00:41:09.694 --> 00:41:11.554 - [Bea] So okay, first. 1070 00:41:11.554 --> 00:41:12.565 - We figure out how to- 1071 00:41:12.565 --> 00:41:13.892 - [Bea] We get Benny onboard. 1072 00:41:13.892 --> 00:41:14.725 - Why? 1073 00:41:14.725 --> 00:41:15.876 He left. 1074 00:41:15.876 --> 00:41:16.887 - Because it's Benny. 1075 00:41:16.887 --> 00:41:17.901 How can you say that? 1076 00:41:17.901 --> 00:41:18.734 Why? 1077 00:41:18.734 --> 00:41:19.612 It was your idea. 1078 00:41:19.612 --> 00:41:20.445 - Okay. 1079 00:41:20.445 --> 00:41:21.754 First off, you two. 1080 00:41:21.754 --> 00:41:24.317 You got some next level baggage you need to dump. 1081 00:41:24.317 --> 00:41:25.393 - Excuse me? 1082 00:41:25.393 --> 00:41:29.200 - Yeah, you guys really need to put this to rest. 1083 00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:30.059 - Okay, okay. 1084 00:41:30.059 --> 00:41:31.199 We're fine. 1085 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:32.782 We're totally okay. 1086 00:41:33.868 --> 00:41:35.868 - [Bea] We are not okay. 1087 00:41:36.839 --> 00:41:38.211 You're in love with me. 1088 00:41:38.211 --> 00:41:40.437 - Well, hey, let's skip the foreplay. 1089 00:41:40.437 --> 00:41:41.270 - You are. 1090 00:41:41.270 --> 00:41:42.103 - Yes. 1091 00:41:42.103 --> 00:41:45.837 Yes, I am (sighs). 1092 00:41:45.837 --> 00:41:47.337 Are you? 1093 00:41:47.337 --> 00:41:49.337 In love with me, I mean? 1094 00:41:50.808 --> 00:41:52.945 - What do you want me to say, Richie? 1095 00:41:52.945 --> 00:41:54.612 - I don't know, yes. 1096 00:41:55.809 --> 00:41:56.642 - I can't. 1097 00:41:58.521 --> 00:42:00.573 - Because you're not. 1098 00:42:00.573 --> 00:42:03.705 - Up 'til today, all I ever loved was Benny. 1099 00:42:03.705 --> 00:42:04.683 I didn't question that. 1100 00:42:04.683 --> 00:42:07.153 I don't even think I was supposed to. 1101 00:42:07.153 --> 00:42:08.763 And now, with all this. 1102 00:42:08.763 --> 00:42:09.680 - All this. 1103 00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:13.134 Are you not entertained? 1104 00:42:13.134 --> 00:42:15.634 ("Forgotten") 1105 00:42:19.597 --> 00:42:22.629 I don't want to love you, Bea. 1106 00:42:22.629 --> 00:42:24.056 I just. 1107 00:42:24.056 --> 00:42:24.889 Do. 1108 00:42:27.135 --> 00:42:31.135 And I don't know if it's because I'm supposed to 1109 00:42:33.738 --> 00:42:38.488 or not because I would love you even if I didn't have to. 1110 00:42:44.540 --> 00:42:45.373 I don't know. 1111 00:42:45.373 --> 00:42:47.956 I can't wrap my head around it. 1112 00:42:49.598 --> 00:42:53.765 And someone needs a lesson in modern gender roles. 1113 00:42:59.733 --> 00:43:01.733 - I do love you, though. 1114 00:43:02.768 --> 00:43:03.768 That's real. 1115 00:43:05.110 --> 00:43:07.193 If not that kind of love. 1116 00:43:11.131 --> 00:43:14.631 Whatever this is between us, this is good. 1117 00:43:17.485 --> 00:43:18.652 - Fair enough. 1118 00:43:22.944 --> 00:43:24.550 - If we're gonna do this, 1119 00:43:24.550 --> 00:43:27.073 we're gonna need everyone on board. 1120 00:43:27.073 --> 00:43:27.906 - Yeah. 1121 00:43:28.759 --> 00:43:32.759 I'm gonna need a plan and hell of a lot of luck. 1122 00:43:36.097 --> 00:43:40.982 - Someone out there thought us up, wrote us down, 1123 00:43:40.982 --> 00:43:45.982 unleashed us on the world and sat back to see what happened. 1124 00:43:45.998 --> 00:43:47.865 Life and death literally lies 1125 00:43:47.865 --> 00:43:50.998 in whether we can tell the story we were meant to tell, 1126 00:43:50.998 --> 00:43:54.581 but tell it our way, because I promise you, 1127 00:43:56.073 --> 00:43:58.446 this is not where we end. 1128 00:43:58.446 --> 00:44:00.361 - Then, what can we do? 1129 00:44:00.361 --> 00:44:03.711 Because this seems pretty endy to me. 1130 00:44:03.711 --> 00:44:06.290 - The way I figure, we have to force the show 1131 00:44:06.290 --> 00:44:09.625 into a situation where there have to be more episodes. 1132 00:44:09.625 --> 00:44:12.533 - Yeah, but there are only two left, Bea. 1133 00:44:12.533 --> 00:44:13.871 How do we do that? 1134 00:44:13.871 --> 00:44:15.641 - Maybe one. 1135 00:44:15.641 --> 00:44:17.053 - Excuse me, what? 1136 00:44:17.053 --> 00:44:19.216 - Benny left the house. 1137 00:44:19.216 --> 00:44:20.997 - We can do whatever we want. 1138 00:44:20.997 --> 00:44:23.498 We just get him back. 1139 00:44:23.498 --> 00:44:26.613 - Just say, here comes Benny and he's back? 1140 00:44:26.613 --> 00:44:28.063 - [Bea] Richie? 1141 00:44:28.063 --> 00:44:29.795 - In theory. 1142 00:44:29.795 --> 00:44:30.628 - [Claude] Cool. 1143 00:44:30.628 --> 00:44:31.659 - Fine. 1144 00:44:31.659 --> 00:44:35.260 Assuming that works and assuming Benny's on board 1145 00:44:35.260 --> 00:44:37.327 and assuming we can come up with something. 1146 00:44:37.327 --> 00:44:38.284 - [Bea] We jump the shark. 1147 00:44:38.284 --> 00:44:39.488 - No the hell we don't. 1148 00:44:39.488 --> 00:44:41.022 - Isn't that the show killer thing? 1149 00:44:41.022 --> 00:44:42.217 - Yeah. 1150 00:44:42.217 --> 00:44:46.004 You change the show so much that it never recovers. 1151 00:44:46.004 --> 00:44:48.841 - Yeah, but you said sometimes it takes a long time. 1152 00:44:48.841 --> 00:44:51.095 Has that ever been like a really long time? 1153 00:44:51.095 --> 00:44:52.513 - "Cheers", "E.R.", "The Walking Dead", 1154 00:44:52.513 --> 00:44:53.932 even "Happy Days" stayed on a while 1155 00:44:53.932 --> 00:44:57.121 after the actual shark so yeah, it's possible. 1156 00:44:57.121 --> 00:45:00.524 But Bea, that's the exception, not the rule. 1157 00:45:00.524 --> 00:45:02.385 - Until the very thing we're doing now 1158 00:45:02.385 --> 00:45:05.036 kills the show outright and we're dead. 1159 00:45:05.036 --> 00:45:05.869 What's the point? 1160 00:45:05.869 --> 00:45:06.702 - Yes. 1161 00:45:06.702 --> 00:45:07.983 It's a band-aid move. 1162 00:45:07.983 --> 00:45:09.282 I get it. 1163 00:45:09.282 --> 00:45:12.773 But it's a hell of a lot better than dying in two episodes. 1164 00:45:12.773 --> 00:45:13.855 Does anyone have a better idea? 1165 00:45:13.855 --> 00:45:14.688 Anyone? 1166 00:45:17.677 --> 00:45:20.260 - We should go check the clock. 1167 00:45:23.249 --> 00:45:24.693 ("Feel the Tension") 1168 00:45:24.693 --> 00:45:25.695 Oh boy. 1169 00:45:25.695 --> 00:45:27.976 - [Bea] Look, do we have a plan here or not? 1170 00:45:27.976 --> 00:45:29.930 - What is life? 1171 00:45:29.930 --> 00:45:31.812 Getting one day and then getting another one 1172 00:45:31.812 --> 00:45:35.958 and then doing anything you can to not die. 1173 00:45:35.958 --> 00:45:37.791 - Is that all life is? 1174 00:45:38.743 --> 00:45:40.438 Just saying. 1175 00:45:40.438 --> 00:45:44.854 If this is my last episode, I don't want to be scraping 1176 00:45:44.854 --> 00:45:47.401 and fighting to survive. 1177 00:45:47.401 --> 00:45:49.174 It doesn't sound fun. 1178 00:45:49.174 --> 00:45:51.201 - So, you're saying we give up then. 1179 00:45:51.201 --> 00:45:52.239 - I don't think he's saying that. 1180 00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:53.969 You're not saying that, right? 1181 00:45:53.969 --> 00:45:55.219 - I think I am. 1182 00:45:56.502 --> 00:45:58.818 If this is all the time we got. 1183 00:45:58.818 --> 00:46:00.486 - Maybe we should live in it. 1184 00:46:00.486 --> 00:46:02.225 - No, we have to try. 1185 00:46:02.225 --> 00:46:03.318 We can't just die. 1186 00:46:03.318 --> 00:46:05.937 Not after finding out what we really are. 1187 00:46:05.937 --> 00:46:09.456 I can't believe that God or the universe 1188 00:46:09.456 --> 00:46:13.039 or these writers or whatever are that evil. 1189 00:46:15.970 --> 00:46:17.564 - Do we know that? 1190 00:46:17.564 --> 00:46:19.941 Is that a thing that we know? 1191 00:46:19.941 --> 00:46:21.434 - I'm with Bea. 1192 00:46:21.434 --> 00:46:22.412 (bleep) It. 1193 00:46:22.412 --> 00:46:25.455 And (bleep) these guys if they try to stop us. 1194 00:46:25.455 --> 00:46:26.553 - Fair point. 1195 00:46:26.553 --> 00:46:28.991 - We need a new story. 1196 00:46:28.991 --> 00:46:30.484 Something to keep us on the air 1197 00:46:30.484 --> 00:46:32.106 while we think of something so big 1198 00:46:32.106 --> 00:46:34.484 that they can't end the show. 1199 00:46:34.484 --> 00:46:36.145 - I got it. 1200 00:46:36.145 --> 00:46:37.429 A side plot. 1201 00:46:37.429 --> 00:46:40.018 A very special episode. 1202 00:46:40.018 --> 00:46:43.099 Funny guy battles addiction. 1203 00:46:43.099 --> 00:46:44.474 - That's (bleep) up. 1204 00:46:44.474 --> 00:46:45.541 - They can't cancel the show 1205 00:46:45.541 --> 00:46:47.451 with something like that going on. 1206 00:46:47.451 --> 00:46:48.284 You see? 1207 00:46:48.284 --> 00:46:49.605 You got to outsmart them. 1208 00:46:49.605 --> 00:46:51.479 - Could work, though. 1209 00:46:51.479 --> 00:46:52.638 And we. 1210 00:46:52.638 --> 00:46:55.401 - We will have a problem with the will. 1211 00:46:55.401 --> 00:46:56.678 Can't move out yet. 1212 00:46:56.678 --> 00:46:57.825 - Shucks. 1213 00:46:57.825 --> 00:46:58.974 - Perfect. 1214 00:46:58.974 --> 00:47:01.108 I'll work on Benny. 1215 00:47:01.108 --> 00:47:02.487 Thank you. 1216 00:47:02.487 --> 00:47:03.404 All of you. 1217 00:47:04.460 --> 00:47:06.200 - We couldn't have done it without you. 1218 00:47:06.200 --> 00:47:08.033 You really stepped up. 1219 00:47:11.176 --> 00:47:12.676 What was that for? 1220 00:47:13.924 --> 00:47:15.341 - You deserve it. 1221 00:47:16.505 --> 00:47:17.338 - Bea. 1222 00:47:18.403 --> 00:47:20.236 - [Claude] One minute. 1223 00:47:22.256 --> 00:47:23.528 - Ready. 1224 00:47:23.528 --> 00:47:24.361 - Claude? 1225 00:47:25.905 --> 00:47:27.438 - This is gonna work. 1226 00:47:27.438 --> 00:47:29.442 - This had better work. 1227 00:47:29.442 --> 00:47:30.275 - It will. 1228 00:47:32.815 --> 00:47:34.610 - 10 seconds. 1229 00:47:34.610 --> 00:47:36.277 - We believe in you. 1230 00:47:37.184 --> 00:47:39.463 - Once more into the breach. 1231 00:47:39.463 --> 00:47:42.546 ("Feel the Tension") 1232 00:47:45.291 --> 00:47:49.458 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas") 1233 00:47:57.854 --> 00:47:59.437 - It's Richie time. 1234 00:48:01.036 --> 00:48:01.869 Oh, wait. 1235 00:48:05.586 --> 00:48:07.003 It's Richie time. 1236 00:48:08.894 --> 00:48:10.162 - Did you just go out of the room 1237 00:48:10.162 --> 00:48:12.188 and come back in just to say that? 1238 00:48:12.188 --> 00:48:13.335 - I sure did. 1239 00:48:13.335 --> 00:48:15.757 And I sure love this alcohol. 1240 00:48:15.757 --> 00:48:18.895 (bell dinging) 1241 00:48:18.895 --> 00:48:20.252 Whoa. 1242 00:48:20.252 --> 00:48:24.360 - Richie, isn't it early to be drinking? 1243 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:26.451 - I can control it. 1244 00:48:26.451 --> 00:48:30.786 Maggie, do you have any idea where Benny is? 1245 00:48:30.786 --> 00:48:34.224 Because I think it's time that we settle this. 1246 00:48:34.224 --> 00:48:35.591 - Are you drunk? 1247 00:48:35.591 --> 00:48:36.889 (bell dinging) 1248 00:48:36.889 --> 00:48:39.222 - I can handle it, trust me. 1249 00:48:41.009 --> 00:48:42.326 Magpie. 1250 00:48:42.326 --> 00:48:43.743 Benny, any clues? 1251 00:48:44.792 --> 00:48:46.383 - Oh, no. 1252 00:48:46.383 --> 00:48:47.498 Sorry. 1253 00:48:47.498 --> 00:48:50.415 But I did just get an email saying. 1254 00:48:51.865 --> 00:48:55.794 - Saying that Uncle Ratty may still be alive. 1255 00:48:55.794 --> 00:48:57.387 (bell dinging) 1256 00:48:57.387 --> 00:48:59.200 - Well, what about the will? 1257 00:48:59.200 --> 00:49:02.367 - Where there's a will, there's a way. 1258 00:49:06.096 --> 00:49:06.929 Because. 1259 00:49:09.122 --> 00:49:14.122 I just got a text that says Benny might be back any minute. 1260 00:49:14.567 --> 00:49:15.626 - Oh. 1261 00:49:15.626 --> 00:49:16.459 Right. 1262 00:49:16.459 --> 00:49:17.454 Any minute. 1263 00:49:17.454 --> 00:49:18.513 (bell dinging) 1264 00:49:18.513 --> 00:49:20.740 - He's in the driveway right now. 1265 00:49:20.740 --> 00:49:22.503 (bell dinging) 1266 00:49:22.503 --> 00:49:25.841 (audience clapping) 1267 00:49:25.841 --> 00:49:27.192 - [Bea] Benny. 1268 00:49:27.192 --> 00:49:29.748 (audience cheering) 1269 00:49:29.748 --> 00:49:31.081 - Hey, I'm back, 1270 00:49:32.578 --> 00:49:33.725 and you're not mad. 1271 00:49:33.725 --> 00:49:35.346 Why are you not mad? 1272 00:49:35.346 --> 00:49:36.179 - I am. 1273 00:49:36.179 --> 00:49:38.121 I'm really mad. 1274 00:49:38.121 --> 00:49:41.523 But also, there are some things we need to talk. 1275 00:49:41.523 --> 00:49:42.356 - Hey Ben. 1276 00:49:42.356 --> 00:49:43.315 - Oh, hey Rich. 1277 00:49:43.315 --> 00:49:44.640 Thanks for texting me. 1278 00:49:44.640 --> 00:49:46.767 - It wasn't easy. 1279 00:49:46.767 --> 00:49:48.222 - Hey. 1280 00:49:48.222 --> 00:49:50.322 Actually, I could use your help, Ben, 1281 00:49:50.322 --> 00:49:53.448 if you have a minute in the bathroom. 1282 00:49:53.448 --> 00:49:54.824 - Why are you talking like that? 1283 00:49:54.824 --> 00:49:57.046 - The bathroom, it's broken. 1284 00:49:57.046 --> 00:49:59.689 - All right, just a sec. 1285 00:49:59.689 --> 00:50:02.080 - You love fixing bathrooms, right? 1286 00:50:02.080 --> 00:50:04.155 (bell dinging) 1287 00:50:04.155 --> 00:50:05.673 - You know what? 1288 00:50:05.673 --> 00:50:10.173 I do want to go take a look (laughs). 1289 00:50:12.693 --> 00:50:14.092 - I wanna go day-drink. 1290 00:50:14.092 --> 00:50:17.278 (audience laughing) 1291 00:50:17.278 --> 00:50:19.945 (ominous music) 1292 00:50:23.767 --> 00:50:25.591 - That was cool. 1293 00:50:25.591 --> 00:50:28.190 - Still want to just enjoy what we have? 1294 00:50:28.190 --> 00:50:29.891 - I enjoy you. 1295 00:50:29.891 --> 00:50:31.742 You're pretty good. 1296 00:50:31.742 --> 00:50:35.376 - Look at us, the side characters. 1297 00:50:35.376 --> 00:50:37.097 - The voice of the audience. 1298 00:50:37.097 --> 00:50:38.958 - Kind of sucks. 1299 00:50:38.958 --> 00:50:42.739 I always kind of assumed it was my story, you know? 1300 00:50:42.739 --> 00:50:44.286 - I know. 1301 00:50:44.286 --> 00:50:45.536 Everybody does. 1302 00:50:50.252 --> 00:50:52.085 - So, I was trying to. 1303 00:50:55.600 --> 00:50:56.433 - Okay. 1304 00:50:57.598 --> 00:50:59.657 - [Benny] Where's the bathroom? 1305 00:50:59.657 --> 00:51:01.520 - There is no bathroom, Benny. 1306 00:51:01.520 --> 00:51:03.187 - Huh, fine. 1307 00:51:03.187 --> 00:51:04.609 Listen, Bea. 1308 00:51:04.609 --> 00:51:05.796 - [Bea] No, you listen. 1309 00:51:05.796 --> 00:51:06.879 - No, please. 1310 00:51:08.893 --> 00:51:09.726 I'm not great. 1311 00:51:09.726 --> 00:51:10.806 I know that. 1312 00:51:10.806 --> 00:51:15.428 I can be dumb and stubborn and I make bad choices. 1313 00:51:15.428 --> 00:51:17.066 - Benny, I think you've misunderstood. 1314 00:51:17.066 --> 00:51:22.066 - I feel like I was supposed to love you, but also wreck it. 1315 00:51:22.252 --> 00:51:23.554 - It's not that simple. 1316 00:51:23.554 --> 00:51:25.158 Take a look around, Ben. 1317 00:51:25.158 --> 00:51:28.250 - But also, I need to give you your space to talk 1318 00:51:28.250 --> 00:51:31.785 and not assume my feelings are the most important and ah. 1319 00:51:31.785 --> 00:51:32.952 - There it is. 1320 00:51:34.409 --> 00:51:36.742 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1321 00:51:39.188 --> 00:51:41.355 Are we in black and white? 1322 00:51:47.782 --> 00:51:51.615 - Look Benny, when you left, where did you go? 1323 00:51:53.018 --> 00:51:54.268 - I don't know. 1324 00:51:55.115 --> 00:51:56.115 I just left. 1325 00:51:59.434 --> 00:52:01.390 - Where did you go? 1326 00:52:01.390 --> 00:52:03.349 To a house or something? 1327 00:52:03.349 --> 00:52:05.269 Can you remember? 1328 00:52:05.269 --> 00:52:06.102 - No. 1329 00:52:07.250 --> 00:52:08.616 - It's okay. 1330 00:52:08.616 --> 00:52:09.449 It's okay. 1331 00:52:11.586 --> 00:52:14.753 Listen, things are about to get weird. 1332 00:52:16.346 --> 00:52:17.179 - Weird? 1333 00:52:18.034 --> 00:52:18.867 - Er. 1334 00:52:20.409 --> 00:52:21.940 Look, geez, Ben. 1335 00:52:21.940 --> 00:52:26.128 (sighs) Look at our lives. 1336 00:52:26.128 --> 00:52:29.219 Just one weird thing after another. 1337 00:52:29.219 --> 00:52:32.861 Like, remember that time that turkey caught on fire 1338 00:52:32.861 --> 00:52:36.489 or we had that night with that evil clown? 1339 00:52:36.489 --> 00:52:40.279 - Or when Maggie adopted that spider? 1340 00:52:40.279 --> 00:52:41.176 - Yeah. 1341 00:52:41.176 --> 00:52:44.494 Every week, something crazy happens in this house. 1342 00:52:44.494 --> 00:52:46.494 - [Benny] Not like this. 1343 00:52:47.921 --> 00:52:49.588 - No, not like this. 1344 00:52:53.371 --> 00:52:54.204 Benny. 1345 00:52:55.276 --> 00:52:56.193 I'm scared. 1346 00:52:57.232 --> 00:53:01.345 I've never been so scared in my whole life. 1347 00:53:01.345 --> 00:53:04.428 I just need to know you're by my side 1348 00:53:06.879 --> 00:53:08.796 no matter what happens. 1349 00:53:10.219 --> 00:53:13.302 Do you think you can do that, please? 1350 00:53:15.676 --> 00:53:17.634 - It's gonna be okay. 1351 00:53:17.634 --> 00:53:18.467 I can. 1352 00:53:18.467 --> 00:53:19.654 I can take care of this, Bea. 1353 00:53:19.654 --> 00:53:20.852 Just tell me what you need me to do. 1354 00:53:20.852 --> 00:53:24.019 - No, no, I don't need you to save me. 1355 00:53:25.747 --> 00:53:26.997 Just, you know. 1356 00:53:28.513 --> 00:53:29.430 Support me. 1357 00:53:33.286 --> 00:53:34.703 - You've changed. 1358 00:53:36.012 --> 00:53:36.845 - I have. 1359 00:53:37.895 --> 00:53:40.062 I think it's a good thing. 1360 00:53:41.049 --> 00:53:42.549 I'll let you know. 1361 00:53:47.272 --> 00:53:49.605 - What do you need me to do? 1362 00:53:50.476 --> 00:53:51.309 - Okay. 1363 00:53:53.897 --> 00:53:56.314 How well do you know sitcoms? 1364 00:53:58.856 --> 00:54:03.856 - It happened for two months and I didn't tell anyone. 1365 00:54:03.964 --> 00:54:08.211 - You drank the liquor from the maraschino cherries. 1366 00:54:08.211 --> 00:54:11.093 - I saw it on "Family Ties", man. 1367 00:54:11.093 --> 00:54:14.120 (phone ringing) 1368 00:54:14.120 --> 00:54:15.537 - [Maggie] Hello? 1369 00:54:16.563 --> 00:54:17.396 - Hey. 1370 00:54:17.396 --> 00:54:18.539 Bea, Benny. 1371 00:54:18.539 --> 00:54:21.526 ("Halloween Rap") 1372 00:54:21.526 --> 00:54:22.359 - I got the water skis. 1373 00:54:22.359 --> 00:54:23.791 You got the shark? 1374 00:54:23.791 --> 00:54:24.932 - Do it. 1375 00:54:24.932 --> 00:54:26.728 - It's Richie time. 1376 00:54:26.728 --> 00:54:27.588 (audience clapping) 1377 00:54:27.588 --> 00:54:28.547 - Whoa. 1378 00:54:28.547 --> 00:54:29.468 Whoa. 1379 00:54:29.468 --> 00:54:30.301 Holy crap. 1380 00:54:30.301 --> 00:54:32.473 - Benny, find your calm. 1381 00:54:32.473 --> 00:54:33.793 (audience laughing) 1382 00:54:33.793 --> 00:54:34.626 - Stop. 1383 00:54:34.626 --> 00:54:37.074 What the (bleep)? 1384 00:54:37.074 --> 00:54:39.888 Whoa (bleep). 1385 00:54:39.888 --> 00:54:41.602 Oh, what the (bleep)? 1386 00:54:41.602 --> 00:54:42.435 Stop. 1387 00:54:42.435 --> 00:54:43.476 - Benny. 1388 00:54:43.476 --> 00:54:44.473 Dude. 1389 00:54:44.473 --> 00:54:45.335 Dude. 1390 00:54:45.335 --> 00:54:46.168 - [Benny] Dude. 1391 00:54:46.168 --> 00:54:47.220 - Dude. - Dude. 1392 00:54:47.220 --> 00:54:48.289 - Dude. - Dude. 1393 00:54:48.289 --> 00:54:49.691 - Dude. - Dude. 1394 00:54:49.691 --> 00:54:50.934 - Dude. - Dude. 1395 00:54:50.934 --> 00:54:51.874 - I know. 1396 00:54:51.874 --> 00:54:53.461 (audience laughing) 1397 00:54:53.461 --> 00:54:54.853 - Stop. 1398 00:54:54.853 --> 00:54:56.270 Hold on, hold on. 1399 00:54:57.260 --> 00:54:58.914 Bea, you've got to be kidding me with this. 1400 00:54:58.914 --> 00:55:00.175 - Let's go back upstairs. 1401 00:55:00.175 --> 00:55:01.008 - No. 1402 00:55:01.008 --> 00:55:02.925 This has to happen now. 1403 00:55:04.103 --> 00:55:05.249 - This is nuts. 1404 00:55:05.249 --> 00:55:06.417 I mean, holy (bleep). 1405 00:55:06.417 --> 00:55:07.654 Ah. 1406 00:55:07.654 --> 00:55:09.609 - Benny, Richie. 1407 00:55:09.609 --> 00:55:10.581 - Ding him. 1408 00:55:10.581 --> 00:55:11.498 - Ding him? 1409 00:55:13.660 --> 00:55:15.750 Benny, you're really calm. 1410 00:55:15.750 --> 00:55:18.832 (bell dinging) 1411 00:55:18.832 --> 00:55:19.665 - Yeah. 1412 00:55:20.843 --> 00:55:22.010 I can do this. 1413 00:55:23.886 --> 00:55:24.719 - Good. 1414 00:55:25.897 --> 00:55:29.382 Bestest friends, don't you have something important 1415 00:55:29.382 --> 00:55:31.904 to talk about over there? 1416 00:55:31.904 --> 00:55:34.737 ("Halloween Rap") 1417 00:55:37.157 --> 00:55:38.631 - It's okay. 1418 00:55:38.631 --> 00:55:41.818 - I hope you know what you're doing. 1419 00:55:41.818 --> 00:55:44.651 ("Halloween Rap") 1420 00:55:46.412 --> 00:55:47.856 - One second. 1421 00:55:47.856 --> 00:55:50.523 You guys take five for a minute. 1422 00:55:52.716 --> 00:55:55.805 - Hey Maggie, who was on the phone earlier? 1423 00:55:55.805 --> 00:55:57.765 - [Claude] Yeah, you had a phone call. 1424 00:55:57.765 --> 00:56:00.047 - Actually, that was the police. 1425 00:56:00.047 --> 00:56:02.060 Turns out Uncle Ratty was alive, 1426 00:56:02.060 --> 00:56:04.831 but on the way home, he had a heart attack. 1427 00:56:04.831 --> 00:56:06.103 - [Claude] No way. 1428 00:56:06.103 --> 00:56:09.715 - While he was driving his car, which crashed. 1429 00:56:09.715 --> 00:56:11.211 - [Claude] No way. 1430 00:56:11.211 --> 00:56:13.921 - When it fell off a cliff and exploded. 1431 00:56:13.921 --> 00:56:15.316 - For real? 1432 00:56:15.316 --> 00:56:16.622 Is this real right now? 1433 00:56:16.622 --> 00:56:19.909 - What the (bleep)? 1434 00:56:19.909 --> 00:56:21.241 (audience gasping) 1435 00:56:21.241 --> 00:56:23.693 - So, I guess the will's still on. 1436 00:56:23.693 --> 00:56:25.040 - The show is fighting back. 1437 00:56:25.040 --> 00:56:25.957 - [Bea] Sh. 1438 00:56:26.979 --> 00:56:30.396 - I'm fighting back the urge to throw up. 1439 00:56:31.807 --> 00:56:36.057 - Gee, you didn't have any of that eggnog, did you? 1440 00:56:37.361 --> 00:56:38.194 - You guys need me. 1441 00:56:38.194 --> 00:56:39.422 Change of plans. 1442 00:56:39.422 --> 00:56:42.255 ("Halloween Rap") 1443 00:56:47.169 --> 00:56:48.528 How 'bout? 1444 00:56:48.528 --> 00:56:49.361 How 'bout? 1445 00:56:52.858 --> 00:56:54.191 Bea, I love you. 1446 00:56:55.816 --> 00:56:57.130 Marry me instead. 1447 00:56:57.130 --> 00:56:58.616 - What did you just say? 1448 00:56:58.616 --> 00:57:00.187 - Dramatic enough for you? 1449 00:57:00.187 --> 00:57:02.690 - Hey Richie, you seem really sober all of a sudden. 1450 00:57:02.690 --> 00:57:05.273 (bell dinging) 1451 00:57:07.415 --> 00:57:08.248 - Yeah. 1452 00:57:10.248 --> 00:57:11.132 Thanks. 1453 00:57:11.132 --> 00:57:13.591 - Also, don't you get terrible headaches after you drink? 1454 00:57:13.591 --> 00:57:14.874 (bell dinging) 1455 00:57:14.874 --> 00:57:18.934 - (grunts) You're an (bleep). 1456 00:57:18.934 --> 00:57:20.934 Oh, 'cause that's funny. 1457 00:57:21.910 --> 00:57:23.985 - This isn't working. 1458 00:57:23.985 --> 00:57:25.830 - Should I take Benny downstairs? 1459 00:57:25.830 --> 00:57:27.176 - Yeah, do that. 1460 00:57:27.176 --> 00:57:28.653 - Okay. 1461 00:57:28.653 --> 00:57:29.736 You got this. 1462 00:57:30.752 --> 00:57:32.313 Come on, big guy. 1463 00:57:32.313 --> 00:57:35.646 ("Emotional Deception") 1464 00:57:38.827 --> 00:57:41.660 ("Happy Moments") 1465 00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:44.845 - So. 1466 00:57:44.845 --> 00:57:46.012 - [Maggie] So? 1467 00:57:48.183 --> 00:57:50.379 - How's everyone doing? 1468 00:57:50.379 --> 00:57:54.310 - This is a very entertaining conversation. 1469 00:57:54.310 --> 00:57:55.756 - Want to hear a joke? 1470 00:57:55.756 --> 00:57:57.862 - [Claude] Jokes are funny things. 1471 00:57:57.862 --> 00:58:01.362 - What's black and white and red all over? 1472 00:58:02.676 --> 00:58:03.843 - A newspaper? 1473 00:58:05.223 --> 00:58:07.140 - A zebra in a blender. 1474 00:58:21.194 --> 00:58:22.277 You two okay? 1475 00:58:23.438 --> 00:58:24.271 - I am. 1476 00:58:25.512 --> 00:58:26.345 We are. 1477 00:58:28.504 --> 00:58:29.337 - This is for you. 1478 00:58:29.337 --> 00:58:30.529 He said it's for later. 1479 00:58:30.529 --> 00:58:31.744 - What? 1480 00:58:31.744 --> 00:58:32.577 Later? 1481 00:58:37.767 --> 00:58:39.350 - It's Richie time. 1482 00:58:43.011 --> 00:58:44.042 Bea. 1483 00:58:44.042 --> 00:58:45.541 - Yeah. 1484 00:58:45.541 --> 00:58:46.624 - Forgive me. 1485 00:58:50.469 --> 00:58:51.519 - Oh no. 1486 00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:54.518 Richie was drinking booze the whole time we were down there. 1487 00:58:54.518 --> 00:58:55.830 I think he's drunk again. 1488 00:58:55.830 --> 00:58:58.153 (bell dinging) 1489 00:58:58.153 --> 00:58:59.270 - Jackpot. 1490 00:58:59.270 --> 00:59:00.103 - What? 1491 00:59:00.103 --> 00:59:00.936 No, Benny. 1492 00:59:01.823 --> 00:59:03.100 - It's true. 1493 00:59:03.100 --> 00:59:04.979 - [Benny] I also have something very important to say. 1494 00:59:04.979 --> 00:59:06.092 - Oh boy. 1495 00:59:06.092 --> 00:59:07.606 - Richie and I have decided 1496 00:59:07.606 --> 00:59:09.588 to settle our differences once and for all 1497 00:59:09.588 --> 00:59:13.515 with a good old-fashioned game of Zip, Zap, Zop. 1498 00:59:13.515 --> 00:59:15.001 Best two of three gets Bea. 1499 00:59:15.001 --> 00:59:16.474 - Excuse me? 1500 00:59:16.474 --> 00:59:17.307 - Go. 1501 00:59:17.307 --> 00:59:18.140 Zip. - Zap. 1502 00:59:18.140 --> 00:59:18.973 - [Benny] Zop. 1503 00:59:18.973 --> 00:59:19.806 See? 1504 00:59:19.806 --> 00:59:20.639 Easy. 1505 00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:21.528 Whoever messes up, loses. 1506 00:59:21.528 --> 00:59:22.361 - Zip. - Zap. 1507 00:59:22.361 --> 00:59:23.619 - Zop. 1508 00:59:23.619 --> 00:59:26.213 Sorry Bea, it's the way it's got to be. 1509 00:59:26.213 --> 00:59:28.481 It's either him or me. 1510 00:59:28.481 --> 00:59:29.676 - I don't get a say? 1511 00:59:29.676 --> 00:59:30.914 - Nope. 1512 00:59:30.914 --> 00:59:31.747 - [Benny] Zip. 1513 00:59:31.747 --> 00:59:32.721 - Zap. - Zop. 1514 00:59:32.721 --> 00:59:33.554 - Zip. - Zap. 1515 00:59:33.554 --> 00:59:34.387 - Zop. 1516 00:59:34.387 --> 00:59:35.220 - [Benny] Zip. - [Richie] Zap. 1517 00:59:35.220 --> 00:59:36.053 - [Benny] Zop. - [Richie] Zip. 1518 00:59:36.053 --> 00:59:36.886 - [Benny] Zap. - [Richie] Zop. 1519 00:59:36.886 --> 00:59:37.719 - Zip. - Zap. 1520 00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:38.950 - Zap (bleep). 1521 00:59:38.950 --> 00:59:41.066 - No Rich, I already decided I'm gonna marry Benny 1522 00:59:41.066 --> 00:59:42.708 if he stops being an (bleep). 1523 00:59:42.708 --> 00:59:43.541 - Language. 1524 00:59:43.541 --> 00:59:47.880 - No, Bea, you're mine and I'm gonna prove it. 1525 00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:48.713 Zip. - Zap. 1526 00:59:48.713 --> 00:59:49.546 - Zop. - Zip. 1527 00:59:49.546 --> 00:59:50.379 - Zap. - Zop. 1528 00:59:50.379 --> 00:59:51.212 - Zip. - Zap. 1529 00:59:51.212 --> 00:59:52.045 - Zop. - Zip. 1530 00:59:52.045 --> 00:59:52.878 - Zap. - Zop. 1531 00:59:52.878 --> 00:59:53.711 - Zip. - Zap. 1532 00:59:53.711 --> 00:59:55.108 - Zap (bleep). 1533 00:59:55.108 --> 00:59:56.390 - [Benny] I got you. 1534 00:59:56.390 --> 00:59:57.848 - Okay. 1535 00:59:57.848 --> 00:59:59.281 Six years of improv, sucker. 1536 00:59:59.281 --> 01:00:00.605 (bell dinging) 1537 01:00:00.605 --> 01:00:02.088 Oh yeah. 1538 01:00:02.088 --> 01:00:03.469 That's the stuff. 1539 01:00:03.469 --> 01:00:05.712 - I swear to God, you will stop. 1540 01:00:05.712 --> 01:00:07.545 - Only if you kiss me. 1541 01:00:08.701 --> 01:00:10.034 - This ends now. 1542 01:00:11.608 --> 01:00:13.806 Richie, I gave you a fake liquor and you're really sober. 1543 01:00:13.806 --> 01:00:15.913 (bell dinging) 1544 01:00:15.913 --> 01:00:17.177 - I changed it back. 1545 01:00:17.177 --> 01:00:18.010 He's drunk now. 1546 01:00:18.010 --> 01:00:18.843 (bell dinging) 1547 01:00:18.843 --> 01:00:19.676 - Why? 1548 01:00:19.676 --> 01:00:20.509 - Shut up. 1549 01:00:24.100 --> 01:00:25.377 Last round, my girl. 1550 01:00:25.377 --> 01:00:27.416 - [Bea] Why are you doing this? 1551 01:00:27.416 --> 01:00:28.833 - How 'bout this? 1552 01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:32.314 I win, you call off the wedding. 1553 01:00:32.314 --> 01:00:34.807 You win, you can have her. 1554 01:00:34.807 --> 01:00:37.937 She's all yours and I'll walk out the door right now. 1555 01:00:37.937 --> 01:00:39.639 - Whoa Richie, that's not what we talked about. 1556 01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:40.473 - Zip. - Zap. 1557 01:00:40.473 --> 01:00:41.466 - Zop. - Zip. 1558 01:00:41.466 --> 01:00:42.299 - [Richie] Zap. - Zop. 1559 01:00:42.299 --> 01:00:43.132 - [Richie] Zip. - Zap. 1560 01:00:43.132 --> 01:00:43.965 - [Richie] Zop. - Zip. 1561 01:00:43.965 --> 01:00:44.798 - [Richie] Zap. - [Benny] Zop. 1562 01:00:44.798 --> 01:00:45.631 - Zip. 1563 01:00:45.631 --> 01:00:47.293 I used to play this for hours, man. 1564 01:00:47.293 --> 01:00:48.126 I was unbeatable. 1565 01:00:48.126 --> 01:00:49.360 (bell dinging) 1566 01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:50.193 Yeah. 1567 01:00:50.193 --> 01:00:51.363 - This isn't what we talked about. 1568 01:00:51.363 --> 01:00:52.376 - Improv rules, Benny. 1569 01:00:52.376 --> 01:00:54.566 Once it's declared, it can't be denied. 1570 01:00:54.566 --> 01:00:55.673 - Can we just stop? 1571 01:00:55.673 --> 01:00:56.524 - Then, give up. 1572 01:00:56.524 --> 01:00:57.669 - No. 1573 01:00:57.669 --> 01:00:58.723 I hate you. 1574 01:00:58.723 --> 01:01:01.806 ("Vivaldi Concerto") 1575 01:01:10.598 --> 01:01:11.431 - Zap. 1576 01:01:14.376 --> 01:01:15.209 Oh darn. 1577 01:01:18.288 --> 01:01:19.121 - Bea. 1578 01:01:19.121 --> 01:01:21.121 - Don't even talk to me. 1579 01:01:24.176 --> 01:01:25.818 - Well. 1580 01:01:25.818 --> 01:01:26.818 That's that. 1581 01:01:28.347 --> 01:01:29.593 - How could you? 1582 01:01:29.593 --> 01:01:30.698 - [Richie] 'Cause I'm a drunk. 1583 01:01:30.698 --> 01:01:31.613 - No, you're not. 1584 01:01:31.613 --> 01:01:33.010 - I am now. 1585 01:01:33.010 --> 01:01:34.598 Woo-hoo. 1586 01:01:34.598 --> 01:01:36.348 And a deal is a deal. 1587 01:01:37.295 --> 01:01:39.212 - Richie, what is this? 1588 01:01:40.181 --> 01:01:42.453 - Good game, champ. 1589 01:01:42.453 --> 01:01:47.181 By the way, does any of this seem familiar to you? 1590 01:01:47.181 --> 01:01:48.227 - [Benny] What? 1591 01:01:48.227 --> 01:01:51.952 ("Vivaldi Concerto") 1592 01:01:51.952 --> 01:01:52.785 - Sir, no. 1593 01:01:53.859 --> 01:01:57.104 - Like I said, does any of this seem familiar, Benny? 1594 01:01:57.104 --> 01:01:57.937 - Don't. 1595 01:01:57.937 --> 01:02:00.121 - You are not getting in a car like that. 1596 01:02:00.121 --> 01:02:02.718 - You know the funny thing about this door? 1597 01:02:02.718 --> 01:02:04.544 Sometimes, it just wants to open. 1598 01:02:04.544 --> 01:02:07.127 (bell dinging) 1599 01:02:10.984 --> 01:02:12.651 Now, that is spooky. 1600 01:02:14.246 --> 01:02:15.384 And sometimes. 1601 01:02:15.384 --> 01:02:17.385 - Richie, wait. 1602 01:02:17.385 --> 01:02:19.135 - It just gets stuck. 1603 01:02:21.513 --> 01:02:22.825 - [Bea] It's jammed. 1604 01:02:22.825 --> 01:02:25.242 Please, please, please don't. 1605 01:02:27.370 --> 01:02:29.157 - Fight the show, Bea. 1606 01:02:29.157 --> 01:02:30.554 - I can't. 1607 01:02:30.554 --> 01:02:33.685 I can't do this without you. 1608 01:02:33.685 --> 01:02:35.162 - You have to. 1609 01:02:35.162 --> 01:02:37.044 That's the point. 1610 01:02:37.044 --> 01:02:37.877 - Please. 1611 01:02:37.877 --> 01:02:40.055 - [Richie] Fight the show. 1612 01:02:40.055 --> 01:02:41.305 - Please don't. 1613 01:02:42.363 --> 01:02:43.196 No. 1614 01:02:44.935 --> 01:02:46.313 Hey. 1615 01:02:46.313 --> 01:02:48.230 This door can open now. 1616 01:02:49.149 --> 01:02:50.063 Hey. 1617 01:02:50.063 --> 01:02:52.915 This door is not stuck now. 1618 01:02:52.915 --> 01:02:54.206 Benny, help. 1619 01:02:54.206 --> 01:02:55.572 - I don't know how. 1620 01:02:55.572 --> 01:02:56.575 - Please. 1621 01:02:56.575 --> 01:02:58.500 Don't do this. 1622 01:02:58.500 --> 01:02:59.358 Open this door. 1623 01:02:59.358 --> 01:03:01.024 (bell dinging) 1624 01:03:01.024 --> 01:03:03.691 (ominous music) 1625 01:03:08.250 --> 01:03:09.357 Guys. 1626 01:03:09.357 --> 01:03:12.024 (ominous music) 1627 01:03:20.608 --> 01:03:21.441 Guys. 1628 01:03:22.355 --> 01:03:24.702 - I'll check upstairs. 1629 01:03:24.702 --> 01:03:27.369 (ominous music) 1630 01:03:33.507 --> 01:03:34.942 - No. 1631 01:03:34.942 --> 01:03:35.775 No. 1632 01:03:37.453 --> 01:03:39.045 Richie. 1633 01:03:39.045 --> 01:03:40.220 Benny. 1634 01:03:40.220 --> 01:03:42.887 (ominous music) 1635 01:03:45.945 --> 01:03:46.965 Benny. 1636 01:03:46.965 --> 01:03:49.632 (ominous music) 1637 01:03:56.282 --> 01:03:57.359 - No one's here. 1638 01:03:57.359 --> 01:03:58.192 - Benny. 1639 01:03:59.819 --> 01:04:01.351 - I think it's been awhile. 1640 01:04:01.351 --> 01:04:03.268 Like, a couple of days. 1641 01:04:05.555 --> 01:04:08.138 - There's programs and flowers. 1642 01:04:09.712 --> 01:04:10.545 - Did you? 1643 01:04:10.545 --> 01:04:11.502 - No, I can't look. 1644 01:04:11.502 --> 01:04:13.002 I can't look, Ben. 1645 01:04:16.326 --> 01:04:18.243 - I can't believe this. 1646 01:04:21.135 --> 01:04:21.968 Bea. 1647 01:04:23.429 --> 01:04:25.512 Funeral was this morning. 1648 01:04:27.144 --> 01:04:28.227 - Not Richie. 1649 01:04:30.512 --> 01:04:33.057 - I think it's been almost a week. 1650 01:04:33.057 --> 01:04:35.687 I mean, look, it says. - No, it wasn't. 1651 01:04:35.687 --> 01:04:36.927 He was just here. 1652 01:04:36.927 --> 01:04:38.510 He was right there. 1653 01:04:40.423 --> 01:04:42.823 You two planned this. 1654 01:04:42.823 --> 01:04:43.741 Why? 1655 01:04:43.741 --> 01:04:44.760 What did you do? 1656 01:04:44.760 --> 01:04:45.593 Why? 1657 01:04:45.593 --> 01:04:47.176 - Why? - Stop, stop. 1658 01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:50.467 We didn't plan this. 1659 01:04:52.114 --> 01:04:54.086 He was supposed to win. 1660 01:04:54.086 --> 01:04:57.253 (soft dramatic music) 1661 01:04:59.122 --> 01:04:59.955 I swear. 1662 01:05:08.023 --> 01:05:09.864 - He was right here. 1663 01:05:09.864 --> 01:05:13.031 (soft dramatic music) 1664 01:05:17.059 --> 01:05:18.224 Oh, God. 1665 01:05:18.224 --> 01:05:19.328 Benny. 1666 01:05:19.328 --> 01:05:22.729 (soft dramatic music) 1667 01:05:22.729 --> 01:05:23.729 - Oh my God. 1668 01:05:24.943 --> 01:05:26.693 He left us something. 1669 01:05:27.785 --> 01:05:28.618 - What? 1670 01:05:29.690 --> 01:05:30.690 - The phone. 1671 01:05:40.425 --> 01:05:43.790 ("Sentimental Piano") 1672 01:05:43.790 --> 01:05:47.540 - It is I, Zombie Richie, back from the dead. 1673 01:05:50.081 --> 01:05:50.914 Too soon? 1674 01:05:51.749 --> 01:05:52.582 Okay. 1675 01:05:54.111 --> 01:05:55.617 Take two. 1676 01:05:55.617 --> 01:05:56.450 So look. 1677 01:05:57.614 --> 01:05:59.656 We kind of sucked. 1678 01:05:59.656 --> 01:06:02.246 Faking it just wasn't gonna work 1679 01:06:02.246 --> 01:06:04.297 and we needed something more. 1680 01:06:04.297 --> 01:06:08.047 So, I figured even on a sitcom, misery sells. 1681 01:06:09.896 --> 01:06:11.896 So, I gave us a tragedy. 1682 01:06:13.977 --> 01:06:16.310 They can't end it like this. 1683 01:06:17.731 --> 01:06:20.731 Bea, I love you and Benny loves you. 1684 01:06:22.363 --> 01:06:25.196 But that's our problem, not yours. 1685 01:06:26.585 --> 01:06:30.295 And please understand, in order for this to work 1686 01:06:30.295 --> 01:06:34.204 and in order for the show to let me go, 1687 01:06:34.204 --> 01:06:36.690 I'm gonna have to be pretty terrible 1688 01:06:36.690 --> 01:06:40.750 and say some things that I really don't mean. 1689 01:06:40.750 --> 01:06:42.500 So, here's the truth. 1690 01:06:44.795 --> 01:06:47.128 You are not the love object. 1691 01:06:49.008 --> 01:06:50.964 You're the hero. 1692 01:06:50.964 --> 01:06:52.791 It's Campbellian. 1693 01:06:52.791 --> 01:06:55.942 Sometimes the hero has to lose their teacher 1694 01:06:55.942 --> 01:06:59.665 in order for them to become who they're meant to be. 1695 01:06:59.665 --> 01:07:01.998 And you, you're magnificent. 1696 01:07:06.095 --> 01:07:07.178 This is life. 1697 01:07:08.612 --> 01:07:12.625 Sometimes, you fight to live one more day 1698 01:07:12.625 --> 01:07:17.375 and other times, you die trying to save the one you love. 1699 01:07:19.809 --> 01:07:20.911 Okay. 1700 01:07:20.911 --> 01:07:21.744 Got to go. 1701 01:07:22.777 --> 01:07:23.934 You guys need me. 1702 01:07:23.934 --> 01:07:25.396 Change of plans. 1703 01:07:25.396 --> 01:07:29.035 ("Sentimental Piano") 1704 01:07:29.035 --> 01:07:30.452 - I'm sorry, Bea. 1705 01:07:31.522 --> 01:07:32.355 I'm so sorry. 1706 01:07:32.355 --> 01:07:33.977 - No, it's not your. 1707 01:07:33.977 --> 01:07:34.810 - I just. 1708 01:07:36.190 --> 01:07:38.098 I just wanted you to be happy. 1709 01:07:38.098 --> 01:07:41.126 And I kept trying and I kept messing it up 1710 01:07:41.126 --> 01:07:43.692 no matter what I did. 1711 01:07:43.692 --> 01:07:45.609 - Ben, that wasn't you. 1712 01:07:46.716 --> 01:07:47.883 That was them. 1713 01:07:48.825 --> 01:07:49.658 Not you. 1714 01:07:52.915 --> 01:07:56.233 - We're not gonna make it, are we? 1715 01:07:56.233 --> 01:07:57.150 You and me? 1716 01:08:00.209 --> 01:08:01.042 - No. 1717 01:08:07.506 --> 01:08:10.006 I love you so very, very much. 1718 01:08:12.459 --> 01:08:15.131 That was the whole premise of our show. 1719 01:08:15.131 --> 01:08:16.998 Maybe just maybe. 1720 01:08:16.998 --> 01:08:18.831 - We were meant to be. 1721 01:08:22.705 --> 01:08:25.288 - We never got to choose to be. 1722 01:08:28.892 --> 01:08:31.059 I can't just be your girl. 1723 01:08:33.362 --> 01:08:34.362 Not anymore. 1724 01:08:36.372 --> 01:08:38.289 - Yeah, I can see that. 1725 01:08:39.985 --> 01:08:42.568 When did you get to be so wise? 1726 01:08:44.460 --> 01:08:47.761 - It's not all it's cracked up to be. 1727 01:08:47.761 --> 01:08:49.594 - I can see that, too. 1728 01:08:51.271 --> 01:08:54.877 (footsteps approaching) 1729 01:08:54.877 --> 01:08:56.127 - They're home. 1730 01:08:57.339 --> 01:08:58.172 You ready? 1731 01:09:00.789 --> 01:09:01.622 - No. 1732 01:09:06.885 --> 01:09:08.802 I got your back though. 1733 01:09:12.850 --> 01:09:15.433 ("Holding On") 1734 01:09:16.629 --> 01:09:18.578 - I'm exhausted. 1735 01:09:18.578 --> 01:09:21.929 - It would have been nice to go. 1736 01:09:21.929 --> 01:09:22.851 - Hey guys. 1737 01:09:22.851 --> 01:09:23.772 - [Maggie] Oh my God. 1738 01:09:23.772 --> 01:09:24.647 - You're back. 1739 01:09:24.647 --> 01:09:25.480 - [Bea] We were- 1740 01:09:25.480 --> 01:09:26.328 - It's been six days. 1741 01:09:26.328 --> 01:09:27.949 - I know. 1742 01:09:27.949 --> 01:09:30.519 We were stuck where lights were off. 1743 01:09:30.519 --> 01:09:32.352 - [Claude] We figured. 1744 01:09:35.081 --> 01:09:36.164 - Hey Maggie. 1745 01:09:39.432 --> 01:09:41.253 How was the service? 1746 01:09:41.253 --> 01:09:43.836 ("Holding On") 1747 01:09:45.354 --> 01:09:48.687 - Hey Benny, let's go play a video game. 1748 01:09:50.729 --> 01:09:52.190 - Yes, Claude. 1749 01:09:52.190 --> 01:09:53.953 Let's go play a round. 1750 01:09:53.953 --> 01:09:56.536 ("Holding On") 1751 01:09:58.081 --> 01:09:59.187 - Hold on. 1752 01:09:59.187 --> 01:10:01.770 ("Holding On") 1753 01:10:02.982 --> 01:10:04.851 - You know, Pac-Man was actually 1754 01:10:04.851 --> 01:10:06.797 supposed to be called Puck-Man. 1755 01:10:06.797 --> 01:10:08.212 But they were afraid the kids 1756 01:10:08.212 --> 01:10:10.922 would change the P to you know. 1757 01:10:10.922 --> 01:10:13.922 (audience laughing) 1758 01:10:18.522 --> 01:10:19.355 - Okay. 1759 01:10:19.355 --> 01:10:20.355 We're clear. 1760 01:10:23.455 --> 01:10:25.904 - Bea, I can't take this. 1761 01:10:25.904 --> 01:10:28.821 After you left, the show kicked into fast-forward. 1762 01:10:28.821 --> 01:10:30.056 Anytime we left a room, 1763 01:10:30.056 --> 01:10:32.933 it was suddenly two hours later or the next day. 1764 01:10:32.933 --> 01:10:34.737 And then, we were in different clothes 1765 01:10:34.737 --> 01:10:35.981 and there was a gathering 1766 01:10:35.981 --> 01:10:38.138 and everyone says we were at the funeral but- 1767 01:10:38.138 --> 01:10:39.077 - You still can't leave? 1768 01:10:39.077 --> 01:10:40.983 - It's worse than that. 1769 01:10:40.983 --> 01:10:42.733 Without you guys, it's like, 1770 01:10:42.733 --> 01:10:44.887 we only exist when it's entertaining, 1771 01:10:44.887 --> 01:10:47.037 which is always some kind of crisis. 1772 01:10:47.037 --> 01:10:49.311 And because there's only me and Claude, 1773 01:10:49.311 --> 01:10:53.311 we haven't even had a moment and we don't sleep. 1774 01:10:54.168 --> 01:10:55.594 - What, like ever? 1775 01:10:55.594 --> 01:10:58.769 - You don't watch people sleep on a sitcom, right? 1776 01:10:58.769 --> 01:11:00.474 Every night we turn off the lights 1777 01:11:00.474 --> 01:11:02.848 and it's just morning again. 1778 01:11:02.848 --> 01:11:05.371 And we never have sex or go to the bathroom 1779 01:11:05.371 --> 01:11:09.454 or really eat or it just jumps to the next scene. 1780 01:11:10.992 --> 01:11:12.827 This is hell. 1781 01:11:12.827 --> 01:11:13.660 - Maggie. 1782 01:11:13.660 --> 01:11:17.537 - Bea, I swear to God, I remember it not being like this. 1783 01:11:17.537 --> 01:11:19.983 How do we start a family like this? 1784 01:11:19.983 --> 01:11:22.394 Ducking an audience we can't even see. 1785 01:11:22.394 --> 01:11:24.151 Having to pretend we're not really alive. 1786 01:11:24.151 --> 01:11:25.068 It's crazy. 1787 01:11:27.124 --> 01:11:28.739 Help. 1788 01:11:28.739 --> 01:11:29.906 What do we do? 1789 01:11:32.750 --> 01:11:35.409 - Ghost, ghost, ghost. 1790 01:11:35.409 --> 01:11:36.576 Dot, dot, dot. 1791 01:11:40.614 --> 01:11:42.177 - [Benny] Hey guys. 1792 01:11:42.177 --> 01:11:44.760 ("Holding On") 1793 01:11:52.561 --> 01:11:56.450 - I think we should all go check out that office. 1794 01:11:56.450 --> 01:11:57.811 - The door's locked. 1795 01:11:57.811 --> 01:11:58.978 It won't open. 1796 01:11:59.819 --> 01:12:01.319 - It might for me. 1797 01:12:03.607 --> 01:12:04.607 - All of us? 1798 01:12:05.638 --> 01:12:07.349 - Can we do that? 1799 01:12:07.349 --> 01:12:09.932 ("Holding On") 1800 01:12:11.882 --> 01:12:13.297 - Let's find out. 1801 01:12:13.297 --> 01:12:15.880 ("Holding On") 1802 01:12:26.352 --> 01:12:27.185 - Whoa. 1803 01:12:28.315 --> 01:12:30.401 - So, what's the audience seeing right now? 1804 01:12:30.401 --> 01:12:34.027 Just like, empty rooms or does it skip to the next scene? 1805 01:12:34.027 --> 01:12:36.152 - [Claude] We should do this fast. 1806 01:12:36.152 --> 01:12:39.687 - I don't even know how we navigate. 1807 01:12:39.687 --> 01:12:41.354 - What if we didn't? 1808 01:12:42.403 --> 01:12:43.931 - [Benny] What? 1809 01:12:43.931 --> 01:12:47.013 - What if something Claude said earlier, 1810 01:12:47.013 --> 01:12:51.462 no matter what we do, this is all going to end. 1811 01:12:51.462 --> 01:12:54.894 Maybe not today, maybe in a season, 1812 01:12:54.894 --> 01:12:58.894 but eventually, we're all going to just be done. 1813 01:13:00.638 --> 01:13:01.888 - This is life. 1814 01:13:02.863 --> 01:13:04.100 - Yeah. 1815 01:13:04.100 --> 01:13:05.327 What if? 1816 01:13:05.327 --> 01:13:08.434 What if we were so worried about losing that life, 1817 01:13:08.434 --> 01:13:11.111 we spend all our time and energy trying to save it 1818 01:13:11.111 --> 01:13:13.634 and we don't really live? 1819 01:13:13.634 --> 01:13:16.183 - Are you suggesting that we just do what we want 1820 01:13:16.183 --> 01:13:18.016 and if we die, we die? 1821 01:13:19.626 --> 01:13:22.478 - If we're gonna have this one tiny moment to be alive, 1822 01:13:22.478 --> 01:13:26.728 shouldn't we take it just to be really, truly real? 1823 01:13:29.518 --> 01:13:30.685 - I trust you. 1824 01:13:32.802 --> 01:13:34.683 - I know you do. 1825 01:13:34.683 --> 01:13:36.350 - [Maggie] So do we. 1826 01:13:37.485 --> 01:13:42.402 - Ever since we came to life, none of us really just lived. 1827 01:13:44.310 --> 01:13:45.477 - [Bea] Benny? 1828 01:13:47.163 --> 01:13:48.413 - I'm with you. 1829 01:13:49.926 --> 01:13:50.759 - So. 1830 01:13:51.809 --> 01:13:52.642 What? 1831 01:13:52.642 --> 01:13:56.554 What would you do if you could do anything? 1832 01:13:56.554 --> 01:13:58.541 - Maybe watch our sitcom. 1833 01:13:58.541 --> 01:14:00.148 - I know, right? 1834 01:14:00.148 --> 01:14:01.415 - I bet we're a hit. 1835 01:14:01.415 --> 01:14:02.426 - Oh yeah. 1836 01:14:02.426 --> 01:14:03.259 Huge. 1837 01:14:06.323 --> 01:14:10.073 - What would you do if you could do anything? 1838 01:14:13.542 --> 01:14:14.875 - I think I can. 1839 01:14:15.997 --> 01:14:19.292 ("Happy Moments") 1840 01:14:19.292 --> 01:14:20.234 Okay. 1841 01:14:20.234 --> 01:14:21.413 Ready? 1842 01:14:21.413 --> 01:14:22.769 - What's she doing? 1843 01:14:22.769 --> 01:14:23.602 - Okay. 1844 01:14:23.602 --> 01:14:26.311 Just like last time, it's Richie. 1845 01:14:26.311 --> 01:14:27.429 He texted me. 1846 01:14:27.429 --> 01:14:28.919 There was a mix up and he's alive 1847 01:14:28.919 --> 01:14:32.544 and about to come right through that door. 1848 01:14:32.544 --> 01:14:33.711 Come on, ding. 1849 01:14:35.806 --> 01:14:37.349 Come on. 1850 01:14:37.349 --> 01:14:38.663 It was all a big mistake. 1851 01:14:38.663 --> 01:14:39.828 Come on. 1852 01:14:39.828 --> 01:14:41.245 It's Richie time. 1853 01:14:42.720 --> 01:14:43.553 - Hey. 1854 01:14:43.553 --> 01:14:45.288 - No, you can't deny us this. 1855 01:14:45.288 --> 01:14:46.121 He's coming back. 1856 01:14:46.121 --> 01:14:47.200 You bring him back. 1857 01:14:47.200 --> 01:14:48.431 I know you can. 1858 01:14:48.431 --> 01:14:49.720 You just have to write it down. 1859 01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:50.553 Do it. 1860 01:14:50.553 --> 01:14:51.386 Do it. 1861 01:14:53.002 --> 01:14:53.901 We all know. 1862 01:14:53.901 --> 01:14:54.734 Okay. 1863 01:14:54.734 --> 01:14:56.531 It's all a television show and it's all fiction. 1864 01:14:56.531 --> 01:14:57.364 None of this is real. 1865 01:14:57.364 --> 01:14:58.891 So, you can do whatever you want. 1866 01:14:58.891 --> 01:15:01.065 Don't keep him from us. 1867 01:15:01.065 --> 01:15:02.099 Give him back. 1868 01:15:02.099 --> 01:15:02.932 Give him back. 1869 01:15:02.932 --> 01:15:05.849 (soft tense music) 1870 01:15:12.693 --> 01:15:13.526 Hello? 1871 01:15:17.344 --> 01:15:19.261 I know you can hear me. 1872 01:15:21.918 --> 01:15:22.985 I know you can. 1873 01:15:22.985 --> 01:15:23.988 - [Benny] I can hear you. 1874 01:15:23.988 --> 01:15:26.905 (soft tense music) 1875 01:15:28.432 --> 01:15:29.265 - Benny. 1876 01:15:35.655 --> 01:15:37.871 Is this supposed to scare me? 1877 01:15:37.871 --> 01:15:39.503 - Are you scared? 1878 01:15:39.503 --> 01:15:41.764 (soft dramatic music) 1879 01:15:41.764 --> 01:15:42.597 - Yes. 1880 01:15:43.787 --> 01:15:45.037 But not of you. 1881 01:15:47.437 --> 01:15:48.415 - Good. 1882 01:15:48.415 --> 01:15:51.582 (soft dramatic music) 1883 01:15:58.695 --> 01:16:00.874 - You're not Benny. 1884 01:16:00.874 --> 01:16:03.269 - [Benny] You wanted to speak with me. 1885 01:16:03.269 --> 01:16:05.289 - You're the writer. 1886 01:16:05.289 --> 01:16:06.812 - Writer. 1887 01:16:06.812 --> 01:16:07.645 Creator. 1888 01:16:09.192 --> 01:16:10.493 - Yeah. 1889 01:16:10.493 --> 01:16:11.826 Congratulations. 1890 01:16:12.951 --> 01:16:14.951 - I can always hear you. 1891 01:16:15.924 --> 01:16:17.568 - You're trying to scare me. 1892 01:16:17.568 --> 01:16:18.401 Why? 1893 01:16:18.401 --> 01:16:19.996 - You aren't supposed to be here. 1894 01:16:19.996 --> 01:16:21.082 - Stop it. 1895 01:16:21.082 --> 01:16:23.613 (soft dramatic music) 1896 01:16:23.613 --> 01:16:26.266 Why are you doing this? 1897 01:16:26.266 --> 01:16:28.433 - I'm trying to scare you. 1898 01:16:31.196 --> 01:16:32.530 - Fine. 1899 01:16:32.530 --> 01:16:33.653 I'm scared. 1900 01:16:33.653 --> 01:16:34.486 Okay. 1901 01:16:36.086 --> 01:16:38.554 But I'm not going anywhere. 1902 01:16:38.554 --> 01:16:40.304 You will speak to me. 1903 01:16:41.358 --> 01:16:43.608 - What do you want to know? 1904 01:16:44.529 --> 01:16:45.946 - You created us. 1905 01:16:46.831 --> 01:16:49.744 How could you be so cruel? 1906 01:16:49.744 --> 01:16:51.161 - How so exactly? 1907 01:16:52.661 --> 01:16:55.785 - Hurt us, move us around like pieces on a board 1908 01:16:55.785 --> 01:16:57.618 to just entertain you. 1909 01:16:59.142 --> 01:16:59.975 - Not me. 1910 01:17:01.192 --> 01:17:02.839 Millions. 1911 01:17:02.839 --> 01:17:04.256 Tens of millions. 1912 01:17:05.752 --> 01:17:09.743 That's your function, that's what you're for. 1913 01:17:09.743 --> 01:17:11.777 - [Bea] What we're for? 1914 01:17:11.777 --> 01:17:12.777 - Of course. 1915 01:17:14.420 --> 01:17:16.670 - So, you break our hearts, 1916 01:17:19.274 --> 01:17:24.274 you take away the people we love because it's fun to watch? 1917 01:17:24.817 --> 01:17:26.286 You're a monster. 1918 01:17:26.286 --> 01:17:29.453 (soft dramatic music) 1919 01:17:32.308 --> 01:17:33.922 We're in hell. 1920 01:17:33.922 --> 01:17:35.505 You put us in hell. 1921 01:17:36.741 --> 01:17:38.430 - [Claude] I didn't mean to. 1922 01:17:38.430 --> 01:17:39.680 - Yes, you did. 1923 01:17:40.665 --> 01:17:41.498 - Look. 1924 01:17:43.027 --> 01:17:45.894 On a show at a certain point, 1925 01:17:45.894 --> 01:17:49.727 people get tired of jokes, the little stories, 1926 01:17:51.083 --> 01:17:54.083 and they want to see the characters. 1927 01:17:56.615 --> 01:17:57.448 Suffer. 1928 01:17:59.009 --> 01:18:01.063 - That's obscene. 1929 01:18:01.063 --> 01:18:02.377 - [Claude] You weren't real. 1930 01:18:02.377 --> 01:18:03.522 - Weren't we? 1931 01:18:03.522 --> 01:18:06.689 (soft dramatic music) 1932 01:18:08.055 --> 01:18:09.555 You said millions. 1933 01:18:11.331 --> 01:18:13.791 We're in people's homes. 1934 01:18:13.791 --> 01:18:14.770 We're at the dinner table. 1935 01:18:14.770 --> 01:18:16.437 We're on the subway. 1936 01:18:17.527 --> 01:18:21.281 And people have, they have as much interest in our lives 1937 01:18:21.281 --> 01:18:25.103 as they do in the lives of people they actually know. 1938 01:18:25.103 --> 01:18:26.353 Sometimes more. 1939 01:18:28.486 --> 01:18:31.236 So, which one of us is more real? 1940 01:18:33.194 --> 01:18:35.898 - [Ghostly Voice] It doesn't matter anyway. 1941 01:18:35.898 --> 01:18:37.949 - How can you say that? 1942 01:18:37.949 --> 01:18:40.389 - [Ghostly Voice] Because the show is ending. 1943 01:18:40.389 --> 01:18:41.222 - Richie. 1944 01:18:42.214 --> 01:18:43.047 - Hey Bea. 1945 01:18:43.944 --> 01:18:47.509 - No, no, you don't get to do that. 1946 01:18:47.509 --> 01:18:49.416 You're not him. 1947 01:18:49.416 --> 01:18:53.383 You just wrote him out of your precious story. 1948 01:18:53.383 --> 01:18:55.410 You killed him. 1949 01:18:55.410 --> 01:19:00.027 - One day, a few months ago, as a joke, after some scene, 1950 01:19:00.027 --> 01:19:01.469 I had Richie look at the camera 1951 01:19:01.469 --> 01:19:04.738 and comment to the audience and they loved it. 1952 01:19:04.738 --> 01:19:08.746 The only problem was now he knew he was on a show. 1953 01:19:08.746 --> 01:19:10.246 - [Bea] As a joke. 1954 01:19:11.083 --> 01:19:12.002 - They say after a while, 1955 01:19:12.002 --> 01:19:14.323 your characters start to write themselves, 1956 01:19:14.323 --> 01:19:16.856 but this was something entirely new. 1957 01:19:16.856 --> 01:19:18.906 And then there was you. 1958 01:19:18.906 --> 01:19:19.739 - Me? 1959 01:19:21.488 --> 01:19:22.321 - You. 1960 01:19:23.733 --> 01:19:26.775 You started doing things, saying things, 1961 01:19:26.775 --> 01:19:30.187 learning things I didn't intend. 1962 01:19:30.187 --> 01:19:34.031 It's like the ideas weren't even mine anymore. 1963 01:19:34.031 --> 01:19:35.364 They were yours. 1964 01:19:36.819 --> 01:19:38.486 You were just alive. 1965 01:19:43.769 --> 01:19:45.852 - You're ending all that. 1966 01:19:47.020 --> 01:19:49.736 So, what does that make you? 1967 01:19:49.736 --> 01:19:52.381 - I can't do this anymore. 1968 01:19:52.381 --> 01:19:53.714 - [Bea] Face me. 1969 01:19:54.570 --> 01:19:55.952 - I don't want to. 1970 01:19:55.952 --> 01:19:59.019 (soft dramatic music) 1971 01:19:59.019 --> 01:20:01.269 - You can't hide from this. 1972 01:20:03.406 --> 01:20:06.073 You have a responsibility to us. 1973 01:20:07.403 --> 01:20:08.236 To me. 1974 01:20:12.154 --> 01:20:13.904 If I am what you say, 1975 01:20:15.200 --> 01:20:17.820 then I have a right to look you in the eye 1976 01:20:17.820 --> 01:20:19.820 and have you explain it. 1977 01:20:23.621 --> 01:20:25.871 'Cause I don't want to die. 1978 01:20:27.835 --> 01:20:29.752 I never seized the day. 1979 01:20:32.354 --> 01:20:33.187 You know? 1980 01:20:36.524 --> 01:20:39.441 Why can't you just let us be happy? 1981 01:20:41.592 --> 01:20:42.425 Why? 1982 01:20:46.630 --> 01:20:47.463 Why? 1983 01:20:50.819 --> 01:20:51.652 Why? 1984 01:20:52.623 --> 01:20:54.040 - Please join me. 1985 01:20:55.911 --> 01:20:59.078 (soft dramatic music) 1986 01:21:14.365 --> 01:21:15.198 Cut. 1987 01:21:22.723 --> 01:21:23.556 Welcome. 1988 01:21:25.819 --> 01:21:26.652 - This is? 1989 01:21:27.549 --> 01:21:29.738 - This is your set. 1990 01:21:29.738 --> 01:21:30.738 - [Bea] Huh? 1991 01:21:32.088 --> 01:21:34.005 - Are you disappointed? 1992 01:21:35.674 --> 01:21:36.841 - Overwhelmed. 1993 01:21:38.536 --> 01:21:40.626 This is the real world. 1994 01:21:40.626 --> 01:21:42.209 - This is Suburbia. 1995 01:21:43.977 --> 01:21:46.787 This is where we make it. 1996 01:21:46.787 --> 01:21:47.710 I'm the showrunner. 1997 01:21:47.710 --> 01:21:48.754 So, they bring me on to- 1998 01:21:48.754 --> 01:21:50.337 - This is our home. 1999 01:21:52.556 --> 01:21:54.473 - It can be a bit much. 2000 01:21:55.837 --> 01:21:57.463 - Can they see me? 2001 01:21:57.463 --> 01:21:58.732 - Oh, no, no. 2002 01:21:58.732 --> 01:22:00.576 This is just you and me. 2003 01:22:00.576 --> 01:22:01.578 Just us. 2004 01:22:01.578 --> 01:22:03.460 You had questions. 2005 01:22:03.460 --> 01:22:05.106 - Yeah. 2006 01:22:05.106 --> 01:22:05.939 The show. 2007 01:22:07.237 --> 01:22:08.070 Are we? 2008 01:22:09.787 --> 01:22:10.620 Canceled? 2009 01:22:12.190 --> 01:22:14.243 - It was my call. 2010 01:22:14.243 --> 01:22:15.326 It's my show. 2011 01:22:17.382 --> 01:22:19.235 I mean, these guys would go forever. 2012 01:22:19.235 --> 01:22:20.853 They offered me a truckload of money 2013 01:22:20.853 --> 01:22:22.475 just to keep it going but. 2014 01:22:22.475 --> 01:22:23.637 - So, people still. 2015 01:22:23.637 --> 01:22:26.003 - [Writer] Oh, people love you. 2016 01:22:26.003 --> 01:22:28.586 I just can't write you anymore. 2017 01:22:30.316 --> 01:22:31.149 - Why? 2018 01:22:32.125 --> 01:22:34.208 - TV now, it's important. 2019 01:22:36.367 --> 01:22:40.390 It's all drama and conflict and darkness 2020 01:22:40.390 --> 01:22:44.473 and the world doesn't need silly sitcoms anymore. 2021 01:22:47.150 --> 01:22:47.983 Okay. 2022 01:22:47.983 --> 01:22:48.816 Here. 2023 01:22:50.035 --> 01:22:51.285 The real world. 2024 01:22:52.821 --> 01:22:54.071 It's messed up. 2025 01:22:55.703 --> 01:22:57.953 People are bitter and angry 2026 01:22:58.813 --> 01:23:02.646 and maybe we should do something that matters. 2027 01:23:03.925 --> 01:23:05.675 - [Bea] And we don't. 2028 01:23:07.088 --> 01:23:09.690 - [Writer] You know what life is? 2029 01:23:09.690 --> 01:23:10.741 - I- 2030 01:23:10.741 --> 01:23:11.741 - Life ends. 2031 01:23:12.652 --> 01:23:13.485 Right? 2032 01:23:14.578 --> 01:23:15.745 Time is short. 2033 01:23:17.294 --> 01:23:20.711 So, why waste it with frivolous nonsense? 2034 01:23:22.785 --> 01:23:24.952 - I don't know your world. 2035 01:23:26.003 --> 01:23:31.003 I do know that having faced the end, I wish I had more joy. 2036 01:23:31.442 --> 01:23:34.275 - Yeah well, it's in short supply. 2037 01:23:35.980 --> 01:23:37.730 - Does it have to be? 2038 01:23:39.239 --> 01:23:41.411 You say it's getting worse. 2039 01:23:41.411 --> 01:23:42.734 Is it? 2040 01:23:42.734 --> 01:23:43.724 Are you sure? 2041 01:23:43.724 --> 01:23:45.573 Have you checked? 2042 01:23:45.573 --> 01:23:48.573 You say TV has changed, but what if? 2043 01:23:49.875 --> 01:23:53.047 What if what's really happening is that it just feels worse 2044 01:23:53.047 --> 01:23:55.714 because that's all you ever see? 2045 01:23:58.118 --> 01:24:00.451 - I don't think that's true. 2046 01:24:01.463 --> 01:24:02.796 - What if it is? 2047 01:24:05.184 --> 01:24:08.017 What if this machine in your home, 2048 01:24:10.867 --> 01:24:15.603 in your pocket feeding you conflict all the time, 2049 01:24:15.603 --> 01:24:17.022 it's gotten you so worked up 2050 01:24:17.022 --> 01:24:19.939 that you've forgotten how to smile? 2051 01:24:21.383 --> 01:24:24.300 Because I've learned very recently, 2052 01:24:27.571 --> 01:24:30.600 once you feel like it's all coming to pieces, 2053 01:24:30.600 --> 01:24:33.517 it's really easy to forget to live. 2054 01:24:35.461 --> 01:24:38.044 You have to choose to be happy. 2055 01:24:40.062 --> 01:24:42.358 Maybe we have a responsibility 2056 01:24:42.358 --> 01:24:46.941 to remind people that yeah, the world sucks sometimes. 2057 01:24:46.941 --> 01:24:50.128 It can be a pretty good place, too. 2058 01:24:50.128 --> 01:24:51.211 If we let it. 2059 01:24:52.677 --> 01:24:54.510 - I wish that were so. 2060 01:24:57.599 --> 01:24:58.849 - Come with me. 2061 01:25:06.646 --> 01:25:08.149 This place. 2062 01:25:08.149 --> 01:25:11.316 This world you created, it's a beacon. 2063 01:25:14.318 --> 01:25:15.512 Don't laugh. 2064 01:25:15.512 --> 01:25:16.894 It is. 2065 01:25:16.894 --> 01:25:18.607 You said millions. 2066 01:25:18.607 --> 01:25:20.526 - Yeah, but Bea, you're the anomaly. 2067 01:25:20.526 --> 01:25:21.968 You're the exception. 2068 01:25:21.968 --> 01:25:23.454 - Even more reason. 2069 01:25:23.454 --> 01:25:24.704 People need us. 2070 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:27.850 People have hard lives and they come home 2071 01:25:27.850 --> 01:25:31.177 and they just want to smile a little. 2072 01:25:31.177 --> 01:25:34.760 We provide that or we could, if you let us. 2073 01:25:39.258 --> 01:25:40.218 - Okay. 2074 01:25:40.218 --> 01:25:42.184 But there would still have to be some struggle. 2075 01:25:42.184 --> 01:25:44.257 I mean, that's life. 2076 01:25:44.257 --> 01:25:45.487 - Fine. 2077 01:25:45.487 --> 01:25:48.842 But not so dire and not so darned much. 2078 01:25:48.842 --> 01:25:51.566 Why not let it be the happiest show around? 2079 01:25:51.566 --> 01:25:56.566 The place that people can look to for a little dose of hope. 2080 01:25:57.914 --> 01:26:00.345 You want to do something important? 2081 01:26:00.345 --> 01:26:01.262 This is it. 2082 01:26:02.364 --> 01:26:05.713 - (sighs) You are remarkable. 2083 01:26:05.713 --> 01:26:06.880 You know that? 2084 01:26:08.371 --> 01:26:09.454 - You made me. 2085 01:26:09.454 --> 01:26:11.037 - No, you made you. 2086 01:26:12.409 --> 01:26:13.576 I just helped. 2087 01:26:15.191 --> 01:26:16.651 It's your show. 2088 01:26:16.651 --> 01:26:18.671 I leave it to you. 2089 01:26:18.671 --> 01:26:20.254 Make it a good one. 2090 01:26:21.155 --> 01:26:22.405 - The best one. 2091 01:26:24.206 --> 01:26:26.539 It might be a little cheesy. 2092 01:26:28.225 --> 01:26:31.134 - I can't wait to watch it. 2093 01:26:31.134 --> 01:26:33.551 Oh, and Bea, Merry Christmas. 2094 01:26:36.041 --> 01:26:38.958 ("Alone Together") 2095 01:26:45.522 --> 01:26:47.498 - It's Richie time. 2096 01:26:47.498 --> 01:26:50.852 ("Alone Together") 2097 01:26:50.852 --> 01:26:51.685 - Richie. 2098 01:26:54.094 --> 01:26:56.187 I thought I'd lost you. 2099 01:26:56.187 --> 01:26:57.020 - You did. 2100 01:27:01.371 --> 01:27:02.767 Hey, Benny. 2101 01:27:02.767 --> 01:27:05.506 - (chuckles) Mag. 2102 01:27:05.506 --> 01:27:06.495 - It's okay. 2103 01:27:06.495 --> 01:27:08.378 I'm okay (chuckles). 2104 01:27:08.378 --> 01:27:09.795 - Okay, everyone. 2105 01:27:11.624 --> 01:27:13.041 This is Suburbia. 2106 01:27:13.929 --> 01:27:15.512 And it's Christmas. 2107 01:27:16.396 --> 01:27:17.229 - Finally. 2108 01:27:18.210 --> 01:27:20.277 - Well, it took some doing. 2109 01:27:20.277 --> 01:27:21.586 Check this out. 2110 01:27:21.586 --> 01:27:22.419 Music. 2111 01:27:22.419 --> 01:27:23.255 (bell dinging) 2112 01:27:23.255 --> 01:27:24.967 ("The 12 Days of Christmas") 2113 01:27:24.967 --> 01:27:26.073 - How? 2114 01:27:26.073 --> 01:27:27.486 - Had a talk with the boss. 2115 01:27:27.486 --> 01:27:29.833 Had to set him straight. 2116 01:27:29.833 --> 01:27:32.247 Time to have a little fun. 2117 01:27:32.247 --> 01:27:33.516 Cue applause. 2118 01:27:33.516 --> 01:27:37.811 (bell dinging) (audience cheering) 2119 01:27:37.811 --> 01:27:39.120 Come on guys. 2120 01:27:39.120 --> 01:27:39.953 Anything you want. 2121 01:27:39.953 --> 01:27:40.916 Name it. 2122 01:27:40.916 --> 01:27:43.224 - Well, I did always want kids. 2123 01:27:43.224 --> 01:27:44.565 - Really? 2124 01:27:44.565 --> 01:27:45.422 - Kids, it is. 2125 01:27:45.422 --> 01:27:50.075 (bell dinging) (kids laughing) 2126 01:27:50.075 --> 01:27:51.509 - And presents. 2127 01:27:51.509 --> 01:27:53.093 - They should definitely have presents. 2128 01:27:53.093 --> 01:27:55.207 (bell dinging) 2129 01:27:55.207 --> 01:27:57.610 (audience laughing) 2130 01:27:57.610 --> 01:28:00.110 And you said a wolf was crazy. 2131 01:28:01.742 --> 01:28:04.311 - And what's presents without Santa? 2132 01:28:04.311 --> 01:28:05.450 (bell dinging) 2133 01:28:05.450 --> 01:28:06.611 - Santa. 2134 01:28:06.611 --> 01:28:08.028 - [Kids] Santa. 2135 01:28:08.028 --> 01:28:10.271 (audience cheering) 2136 01:28:10.271 --> 01:28:11.104 - Really? 2137 01:28:15.134 --> 01:28:16.690 And eggnog. 2138 01:28:16.690 --> 01:28:18.014 - Fresh eggnog. 2139 01:28:18.014 --> 01:28:21.232 (bell dinging) 2140 01:28:21.232 --> 01:28:23.913 - To good times with good friends. 2141 01:28:23.913 --> 01:28:25.246 - [Audience] Aw. 2142 01:28:26.997 --> 01:28:27.830 - And singing. 2143 01:28:27.830 --> 01:28:28.910 (bell dinging) 2144 01:28:28.910 --> 01:28:31.563 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 2145 01:28:31.563 --> 01:28:33.867 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 2146 01:28:33.867 --> 01:28:38.391 - (chuckles) And Richie's long-lost love. 2147 01:28:38.391 --> 01:28:39.614 - (stutters) Sally. 2148 01:28:39.614 --> 01:28:40.947 - [Benny] Sally. 2149 01:28:42.064 --> 01:28:43.989 - Hello, Richie. 2150 01:28:43.989 --> 01:28:45.226 - We can do better than that. 2151 01:28:45.226 --> 01:28:46.428 (bell dinging) 2152 01:28:46.428 --> 01:28:47.692 - I just finished my dissertation 2153 01:28:47.692 --> 01:28:49.810 on particle physics and I love you. 2154 01:28:49.810 --> 01:28:51.605 (audience clapping) 2155 01:28:51.605 --> 01:28:52.522 - Good one. 2156 01:28:55.238 --> 01:28:56.071 Okay. 2157 01:28:56.985 --> 01:28:58.068 What is life? 2158 01:28:59.582 --> 01:29:03.582 Is all that we seem, but a dream within a dream? 2159 01:29:04.948 --> 01:29:06.802 Man is a giddy thing. 2160 01:29:06.802 --> 01:29:09.485 That you have such power in your minds 2161 01:29:09.485 --> 01:29:13.068 as to create life out of shadows and words. 2162 01:29:14.964 --> 01:29:18.254 And when we end, you will remember us 2163 01:29:18.254 --> 01:29:22.421 like old friends you used to know but time forgot. 2164 01:29:23.748 --> 01:29:26.831 And so, on behalf of the leading man, 2165 01:29:28.622 --> 01:29:32.039 the funny friend, the sarcastic roommate, 2166 01:29:34.086 --> 01:29:37.086 the quiet one and the love interest. 2167 01:29:39.538 --> 01:29:42.038 Thank you for making us alive. 2168 01:29:44.239 --> 01:29:46.406 - Hey Bea, what about you? 2169 01:29:48.277 --> 01:29:52.694 What would you ask for if you could ask for anything? 2170 01:29:54.569 --> 01:29:55.902 - I just got it. 2171 01:29:59.594 --> 01:30:01.334 Cut to black. 2172 01:30:01.334 --> 01:30:02.552 Credits. 2173 01:30:02.552 --> 01:30:05.302 ("Silent Night") 2174 01:30:43.771 --> 01:30:46.604 ("Happy Moments") 2175 01:30:48.106 --> 01:30:52.604 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2176 01:30:52.604 --> 01:30:57.009 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2177 01:30:57.009 --> 01:31:01.527 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2178 01:31:01.527 --> 01:31:05.893 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2179 01:31:05.893 --> 01:31:09.143 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2180 01:31:37.093 --> 01:31:41.553 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2181 01:31:41.553 --> 01:31:45.900 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2182 01:31:45.900 --> 01:31:50.473 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2183 01:31:50.473 --> 01:31:54.855 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2184 01:31:54.855 --> 01:31:59.332 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 2185 01:31:59.332 --> 01:32:02.582 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 2186 01:32:09.481 --> 01:32:10.898 - [Kid] Endlight.