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Good evening, sir. This way.
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Champagne?
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Aw. Look!
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Bob! Gorgeous.
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- Yes. Isn't he adorable?
- Ooh.
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Look at that.
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Oh! Bob the cat!
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Look at that.
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There he is.
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There's great demand
for his work right now.
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This way!
Thank you, sir. Perfect.
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Can I have everybody's attention,
please?
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Thank you.
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Welcome, everybody, to our
annual authors' Christmas party.
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Hear, hear.
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Hear, hear.
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Some of you are familiar faces
and some of you are new,
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and it is such a pleasure
to see all of you here today.
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It's going to be a tremendous evening,
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- with some fabulous speakers.
- Oh, yeah. Thanks, mate.
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But I would first like to welcome...
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- Here you are, Bob. Shh.
- ...one of our new authors,
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James Bowen, and his companion, Bob.
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Well done. There you go.
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The story of how these two lost souls
met and saved each other
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here on the streets of London
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has touched readers
from all over the world.
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And we are delighted to announce
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that James is hard at work on
his new book about their adventures.
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Aren't you, James?
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Which we cannot wait to publish
next August.
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What are we doing here, mate?
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So, erm, Mr Bowen, what does
the big day hold in store for you?
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Oh, you know,
turkey with the trimmings, I guess,
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in front of the TV.
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Pigs in blankets for him.
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So, nothing special, then?
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Oh, that's pretty special for us.
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Of course. I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
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Can I say hello to Bob?
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Oh, Jacqueline Wilson.
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Hello, Jacqueline.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, of course.
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Thank you. Hello, Bob.
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- Love your books.
- Oh. That's so nice.
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Not Bob, obviously. Can't read.
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But, erm, yeah.
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I see you're sneaking away.
I don't blame you.
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Such a posh invite. Couldn't say no.
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I know. Congratulations, though,
on your new book.
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Or should I say commiserations?
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- I recognised the look on your face.
- You did?
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You haven't started it yet, have you?
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Not yet, no.
I can't, erm, settle on a story.
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I know the feeling.
I'm sure you'll get an idea soon.
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They often happen
when you least expect it.
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So, good luck with it, anyway.
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Thank you. Lovely to meet you.
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And you too.
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Aw, Merry Christmas, Jay!
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Come and get your mulled wine.
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Nice cat, mate.
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Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Ready, ladies and gentlemen?
Here we go.
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That's it. Like that.
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Can you believe this man?
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Merry Christmas.
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- Get off!
- Get his legs!
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- I haven't done anything. Get off me.
- You're causing a scene.
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- Hold him down.
- Get off me.
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I haven't done anything.
You're hurting me. Get off.
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You're causing a scene,
all right? Stay down.
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- Stay down.
- I haven't done anything.
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Stay down.
Or you're gonna hurt yourself.
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- Hey! Hey! What's going on?
- Hold him. Hold...
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Why are you holding
him down on the ground like this?
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Does it need three of you, really?
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Well, well, well. If it isn't cat boy.
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- Long time no see.
- It's you.
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Still your old charming self, I see.
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Tell you what,
you can sling your hook right away.
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All right,
what's going on?
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Just standard stuff, really, love.
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Er, illegal busker. Got a bit punchy,
but we calmed him down.
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- What's wrong with you?
- Excuse me, Officer.
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- I thought I told you to piss off.
- Do you know this person?
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No, but I'm pretty sure
he wasn't breaking the law.
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Yeah, he was busking over there,
in Camden,
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not there
in the Borough of Westminster.
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And?
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And you need a permit
to busk in Westminster.
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- You don't need one in Camden.
- Oh.
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- All right, phone it in.
- Look, this is stupid.
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Can we just charge this guy
and then we can all go home?
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Charge him with what?
Playing his guitar?
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You knew he was legal, didn't you?
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Control.
That's confirmed.
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He's right. Let him go.
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Let, let him go? Let him go?
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- It's unbelievable.
- That's assault.
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- I wanna press charges.
- Walk away. Just walk away. Trust me.
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Calm down.
He hasn't done anything wrong.
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- But he's getting away.
- I said calm down.
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So what's the story?
Are you Harry Potter's lawyer?
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- Excuse me? Mm.
- All that legal stuff.
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Borough of this and that,
and a magic cat on your shoulder.
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Let's just say
I'm familiar with the law.
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It's a pretty chill cat.
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Most of the time.
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Yeah.
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Saw him giving the eye
to that dickhead back there.
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- Yeah.
- He knows you, doesn't he?
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Yeah. Ghost of Christmas Past.
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Him and Bob and me
have a bit of history.
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Bob.
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That's one house burger.
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- Can I get the bill, please?
- Yes, right away.
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- And a saucer?
- Mm-hm.
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Thank you.
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They do serve
something resembling food
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at the Christmas shelters, you know.
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That obvious, eh?
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Haven't been to a shelter since this.
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Stanley knife. Sliced straight through
my sleeping bag.
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Lucky they only took my money belt.
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OK.
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Have you tried Monmouth Street?
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There's a warm air vent
above the kitchen to that hotel.
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You're one of them outreach workers.
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No. God squad?
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I used to be in the same boat as you.
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I was homeless too.
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I ended up on heroin.
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Junkies. Hate 'em.
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Not as much as they hate themselves.
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So how'd you get clean? Magic cat?
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He helped me get clean,
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learn a few lessons I needed to learn.
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Like that.
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Fall down seven times, get up eight.
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Except sometimes you can't.
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Cos you've got nothing to get up for.
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Cos you feel like you're nothing,
got nothing to give.
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- I know. I know.
- You don't know anything.
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I don't know why I came here.
Just so someone else can preach at me.
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That is all anyone does,
especially at this time of year.
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I should have just let them
bang me up over Christmas.
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Sit down, OK? Finish your food.
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All right. Just give me five minutes.
No preaching, cross my heart.
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Just a story.
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OK? Sit down.
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Five minutes.
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It was a few years ago.
After I got clean.
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The last Christmas
me and Bob worked on the streets.
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Yeah. Don't blame you, mate.
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Not even a please?
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Sorry, mate. Guess we're out.
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No. No, no, no. Oi, you.
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Stay there. Stay there, OK?
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Back before you know it.
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Don't let the elephants out.
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Ah. Where is my good friend Bob?
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He, er, sent me
to fetch his breakfast.
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Hmm. I told you he was
the wise one round here.
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What time do you close tonight?
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I've gotta top up
my electric after work.
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Er, 10:00.
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Got a late delivery. Christmas stock.
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Another week of that word.
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Hmm. Not exactly
my favourite time of year either.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's the anniversary.
I'm sorry, Moody.
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Ah, it's OK.
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Anyway,
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Christmas is all right.
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We have all to believe
in something. Hmm?
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Christmas. Krishna.
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Cricket.
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I suppose I'm Buddish.
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Buddish?
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Yeah, I sort of believe in Buddhism.
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Karma, all that kind of stuff.
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Ah, Karma.
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What goes around comes around.
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Like the poor butter maker.
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Why do I feel
one of your stories coming on?
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He was a farmer.
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His best customer was a shop owner
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who ordered one kilo of butter
every month.
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In return, he paid the farmer
flour, beans and...
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one kilo of sugar.
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OK.
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One day, the shop owner
weighed the butter,
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but it was only 900 grams, not a kilo.
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Ooh, he got very angry.
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"I am going to call
the police on you."
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The farmer, he was polite.
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He said he was a poor man,
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couldn't afford to buy the weights
for his scales,
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so he measured the butter
with the only weight he had.
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The kilo of sugar.
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Exactly.
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Do good, it will be repaid.
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- Do bad...
- Less butter on your bread.
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Here.
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- For Bob.
- Aww.
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Merry Krishna.
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Thank you.
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♪ Oh, bring us
some figgy pudding
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♪ Oh, bring us some figgy pudding
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♪ Oh, bring us some figgy pudding
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♪ And bring it right here
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
A merry Christmas and... ♪
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Oh, surprise!
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- Bloody hell.
- I used your spare key.
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Do you like it? I thought
you could use some Christmas cheer.
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There's a lot of things
I could use right now.
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Like getting my gas
and hot water back on.
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Haven't had a shower in three days.
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Thought there was
a nasty niff in the air.
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Come on. Good boy.
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Nan always did this in my family.
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Bits of wisdom, prayers,
wishes for the New Year.
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You write things
you were thankful for in the old one
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and then you just hang them
on the tree.
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"Thank you for James's friendship."
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See? It's not so bad.
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"Angels are all around us
if we just know where to look."
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Seriously?
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You really don't like the holidays,
do you, Ebenezer Grinchface?
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I need to work out what's gonna keep
me and Bob going for the month.
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Fifteen...
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Go on, then, Grinchface.
Give us the news.
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I need 200 quid to last the month.
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What?
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Fifteen to get gas and electric back.
Then four quid a day.
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Bus and tube, say 40 quid.
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Papers to sell
during the Christmas rush.
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Two weeks' food for me and Bob.
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- Call that 50 more.
- OK.
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It's been ages since he's had
a check-up. Gotta see a vet soon.
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Still seems a lot.
Especially the heating.
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Earth to Bea.
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We're in the worst cold snap
for years.
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Earth to Grinchface.
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Homeless guy came in to us last week
with frostbite. He lost three toes.
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I got given this place
for a good reason, you know.
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And no one is regretting
giving it to you.
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It was a big step,
and they were happy to help.
253
00:16:54.223 --> 00:16:55.349
Hold on.
254
00:17:00.812 --> 00:17:03.398
A friend. Dr Becky.
255
00:17:04.023 --> 00:17:06.318
She's doing a free vet clinic
at the project on Friday.
256
00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:07.361
Bring Bob.
257
00:17:15.202 --> 00:17:16.954
If you two are still speaking.
258
00:17:31.969 --> 00:17:36.223
OK, mate. You stay there, all right?
It's cold out.
259
00:17:45.357 --> 00:17:47.985
No, Bob. Bob. Stay. Stay.
260
00:17:54.950 --> 00:17:56.076
All right, mate.
261
00:17:56.910 --> 00:17:58.829
Come on, then.
262
00:18:00.080 --> 00:18:02.457
Come on, then. Let's go.
263
00:18:11.717 --> 00:18:14.011
- There's your daddy.
- Hey, darling. How'd you get on?
264
00:18:14.052 --> 00:18:17.472
Well, she did very good, but we have
to stop giving her all those treats.
265
00:18:17.514 --> 00:18:18.724
OK.
266
00:18:19.183 --> 00:18:20.475
OK.
267
00:18:21.810 --> 00:18:23.478
A tale of two kitties, eh, Bob?
268
00:18:24.813 --> 00:18:26.523
If I could afford it,
I would, you know.
269
00:18:47.544 --> 00:18:49.129
- Spare some change?
- No, mate.
270
00:18:49.171 --> 00:18:50.797
- Hey, James.
- Hey.
271
00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:52.925
- Busking in town?
- Maybe later.
272
00:18:52.966 --> 00:18:54.801
- See how the papers go first.
- Ah.
273
00:18:55.052 --> 00:18:57.429
- You've got competition today.
- Yeah.
274
00:18:58.013 --> 00:19:00.265
Any spare change for fighting poverty?
275
00:19:00.307 --> 00:19:01.892
- Hey, mate. You got any spare change?
- No.
276
00:19:02.684 --> 00:19:05.729
No? You got a nice suit, though.
Any spare change? No?
277
00:19:06.730 --> 00:19:07.856
All right, Bob.
278
00:19:08.565 --> 00:19:09.733
Good boy.
279
00:19:11.527 --> 00:19:13.779
- Hello, love, you all right?
- OK, Bob.
280
00:19:13.820 --> 00:19:15.364
Get your blanket out.
281
00:19:16.281 --> 00:19:18.659
Here you are, Bob. Good boy.
282
00:19:19.243 --> 00:19:20.744
Any spare change?
283
00:19:22.496 --> 00:19:24.873
All right, mate. There you go.
284
00:19:29.169 --> 00:19:31.129
- Good boy.
- Any spare change would help.
285
00:19:34.174 --> 00:19:36.468
- Big Issue. Big Issue!
- Spare change?
286
00:19:37.135 --> 00:19:39.680
- They're nice and Christmassy.
- Yeah, I like it.
287
00:19:41.056 --> 00:19:43.600
- Give it a try. Help or buy.
- It's getting busy, isn't it?
288
00:19:43.642 --> 00:19:45.769
- Big Issue, madam?
- Everyone's got a gimmick.
289
00:19:46.562 --> 00:19:49.398
Big Issue! Big Issue, sir?
290
00:19:49.439 --> 00:19:50.941
- Hello, James.
- Hi, Irene.
291
00:19:50.983 --> 00:19:52.234
Hello, Bob.
292
00:19:53.277 --> 00:19:55.571
- Bit hectic today.
- Yeah, nightmare.
293
00:19:55.612 --> 00:19:57.781
- Well, must be off.
- See you.
294
00:19:57.823 --> 00:19:58.866
Bye, Bob.
295
00:19:58.907 --> 00:20:00.701
Big Issue. Big Issue, madam?
296
00:20:00.742 --> 00:20:03.120
- Big Issue. Big Issue, madam?
- Ah, God bless you. God bless you.
297
00:20:03.161 --> 00:20:05.122
Any spare change, please?
Every little helps.
298
00:20:05.163 --> 00:20:07.499
Hey. Watch where you're stepping.
299
00:20:07.541 --> 00:20:09.293
Oh, piss off, mate.
I can step where I like.
300
00:20:09.334 --> 00:20:10.460
Just be careful is all I'm saying.
301
00:20:10.502 --> 00:20:12.129
You shouldn't have
your stupid cat in the way.
302
00:20:12.171 --> 00:20:14.047
- Mate, I'm just trying to work here.
- Well, yeah. So am I.
303
00:20:14.089 --> 00:20:15.883
Right, OK. Idiot.
304
00:20:17.634 --> 00:20:19.678
What'd you say? Huh?
You want some, then, eh?
305
00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.138
- Come on, then. Let's have it.
- Hey, James, no.
306
00:20:21.180 --> 00:20:23.390
Just walk away, OK?
I'm just trying to work here.
307
00:20:23.432 --> 00:20:25.601
- We can't have this out here.
- He just nearly stepped on Bob.
308
00:20:25.642 --> 00:20:27.811
- It shouldn't be in the way.
- I've never heard of that charity.
309
00:20:27.853 --> 00:20:29.813
James, people are watching.
People are watching.
310
00:20:30.063 --> 00:20:31.899
- You should watch yourself, mate.
- Can you go?
311
00:20:32.691 --> 00:20:34.943
- All of them are just scammers.
- I know.
312
00:20:34.985 --> 00:20:38.322
Listen, why don't you just come back
and do this tomorrow?
313
00:20:38.363 --> 00:20:41.408
You're not gonna sell anything
anyway, not with this lot round.
314
00:20:41.450 --> 00:20:43.035
- Yeah.
- OK? Sorry.
315
00:20:44.244 --> 00:20:46.330
No, you're probably right.
316
00:20:46.371 --> 00:20:48.290
This way sir. Yeah.
317
00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:51.293
- Yeah. Looking very good.
- Look into the lens, please, sir.
318
00:20:51.793 --> 00:20:54.838
Oh. What a splendid cat.
319
00:20:55.714 --> 00:20:58.008
Ah.
320
00:20:58.050 --> 00:21:00.761
Ah. Sorry. He's a bit hungry.
321
00:21:00.802 --> 00:21:04.598
Ah. Well, I'll tell you what...
322
00:21:05.766 --> 00:21:09.520
Now, you buy her something lovely
to eat tonight, OK?
323
00:21:09.561 --> 00:21:10.771
- Thank you so much.
- Jolly good.
324
00:21:10.812 --> 00:21:12.731
Let's get a photograph, shall we?
325
00:21:13.357 --> 00:21:16.151
- Make it a good one.
- Great. Fabulous. Great.
326
00:21:16.985 --> 00:21:18.237
Right, very good.
327
00:21:18.278 --> 00:21:20.531
Er, well, happy Christmas
to both of you.
328
00:21:20.572 --> 00:21:22.449
- And you. Thank you.
- There we are!
329
00:21:22.491 --> 00:21:23.575
This way, sir!
330
00:21:23.617 --> 00:21:24.618
Give us
a smile! Lovely.
331
00:21:32.876 --> 00:21:34.086
Mug.
332
00:21:43.846 --> 00:21:45.097
Look at that.
333
00:21:45.472 --> 00:21:48.433
A thousand... something.
334
00:22:05.075 --> 00:22:07.160
- I'd like to change this, please.
- Sure.
335
00:22:09.288 --> 00:22:11.582
Have you
seen one of these before?
336
00:22:11.623 --> 00:22:13.750
It's an Albanian lek.
337
00:22:13.792 --> 00:22:16.253
Well, it's one thousand Albanian lek.
338
00:22:16.795 --> 00:22:18.505
- Albanian lek.
- Lek.
339
00:22:18.922 --> 00:22:23.552
Which converts to just over seven...
340
00:22:24.970 --> 00:22:26.346
seven pounds sterling.
341
00:22:26.889 --> 00:22:30.017
Er, seven pounds and 55 pence,
to be precise.
342
00:22:31.810 --> 00:22:34.104
OK. Yeah, I'll take it.
343
00:22:34.146 --> 00:22:36.982
Well, we need our commission,
I'm afraid.
344
00:22:37.024 --> 00:22:40.319
You see, we have a ten-pound minimum.
I'm sorry.
345
00:22:41.737 --> 00:22:44.323
But you could try
the Albanian embassy, maybe.
346
00:22:45.741 --> 00:22:48.785
- Do you know where it is?
- You could Google it.
347
00:22:49.786 --> 00:22:50.913
Thanks.
348
00:22:51.663 --> 00:22:53.081
I like your cat.
349
00:23:31.245 --> 00:23:33.539
I've just explained.
I've already been to four shops.
350
00:23:33.580 --> 00:23:35.541
- They're not selling it anywhere.
- Oh.
351
00:23:36.041 --> 00:23:38.210
- Some woman.
- Hey. Bloody hell.
352
00:23:38.544 --> 00:23:40.546
- Are you OK?
- I'll look in one other shop...
353
00:23:40.587 --> 00:23:42.005
Yes. Yeah.
354
00:23:43.382 --> 00:23:45.551
- Thank you.
- Lunatic.
355
00:23:45.592 --> 00:23:47.845
Look, we can, erm... Down here.
356
00:23:47.886 --> 00:23:49.972
- I just didn't see him coming.
- No.
357
00:23:50.013 --> 00:23:51.682
- Obviously.
- Erm...
358
00:23:51.723 --> 00:23:54.101
- You, er, you hold onto Bob.
- Ooh. Yes.
359
00:23:54.768 --> 00:23:56.854
- OK.
- Hello.
360
00:24:00.524 --> 00:24:01.650
Some people, eh?
361
00:24:01.692 --> 00:24:04.069
Just don't look
where they're going.
362
00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:06.488
There you are.
363
00:24:07.072 --> 00:24:09.157
Thank you so much. Thank you.
364
00:24:09.199 --> 00:24:10.742
That's OK. Don't thank me. Thank Bob.
365
00:24:11.285 --> 00:24:13.996
Don't miss a thing, do you, mister?
366
00:24:14.037 --> 00:24:15.122
What a character you are,
367
00:24:15.789 --> 00:24:17.583
sitting there without a care
in the world.
368
00:24:18.375 --> 00:24:20.335
- OK, can I...
- Yes.
369
00:24:20.752 --> 00:24:23.672
Come on, then, Bob.
Let's go. Let's go, Bob. Let's go.
370
00:24:24.339 --> 00:24:25.757
OK.
371
00:24:25.799 --> 00:24:28.218
Oh. Hang on. I'm sorry. Erm...
372
00:24:29.386 --> 00:24:31.555
Oh, blast. I never have any cash.
373
00:24:31.597 --> 00:24:34.057
Oh, don't worry. It's fine, honestly.
It's OK.
374
00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:36.476
Well, what's your spot? I could pop by
375
00:24:36.518 --> 00:24:39.479
and buy a magazine
or listen to you play.
376
00:24:39.813 --> 00:24:43.108
Er, Covent Garden,
or Angel, outside the tube.
377
00:24:44.151 --> 00:24:45.861
Angel. Of course.
378
00:24:47.154 --> 00:24:49.656
- OK. Hope you're OK.
- Thank you.
379
00:24:57.831 --> 00:25:00.125
♪ That's just life
380
00:25:00.709 --> 00:25:03.378
♪ I hear that said a lot
381
00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:07.508
♪ That's just life
382
00:25:08.300 --> 00:25:10.969
♪ Head down, shot up...
383
00:25:11.011 --> 00:25:12.804
- Thank you.
- Take care.
384
00:25:12.846 --> 00:25:14.640
♪ That's just life
385
00:25:14.973 --> 00:25:16.517
♪ Whose life?
386
00:25:16.934 --> 00:25:18.352
♪ Not mine
387
00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:24.733 line:5%
♪ Oh, I'll piece it together
I'll make it better
388
00:25:24.775 --> 00:25:28.779
♪ Take what I'm given
and make it bigger... ♪
389
00:25:29.238 --> 00:25:31.615
The cat's had no say about
whether it's out here or not, has it?
390
00:25:32.282 --> 00:25:33.992
Well,
he doesn't have to do anything.
391
00:25:34.034 --> 00:25:35.327
He's just sat there.
392
00:25:36.328 --> 00:25:39.706
All I'm saying, love, is that
that cat does not look happy to me.
393
00:25:40.082 --> 00:25:43.252
Poor little moggy.
I mean, it's freezing out here.
394
00:25:43.585 --> 00:25:45.963
And imagine being stuck
with a waster like that.
395
00:25:46.004 --> 00:25:48.841
I mean, if you ask me,
people like that,
396
00:25:48.882 --> 00:25:50.384
they shouldn't even be allowed
to own a hamster.
397
00:25:50.425 --> 00:25:54.012
Look, I don't know who you pissed off
to get you transferred to us,
398
00:25:54.054 --> 00:25:56.431
but you stick to the driving
and I'll stick to the animals.
399
00:25:56.473 --> 00:25:58.267
And, please, don't call me that.
400
00:25:58.851 --> 00:26:01.562
- All right. Sorry, sweetheart.
- Give me strength.
401
00:26:01.603 --> 00:26:03.814
No! Come here!
402
00:26:03.856 --> 00:26:05.148
Oi, oi. Here we go.
403
00:26:05.190 --> 00:26:07.276
Get him away from my cat.
404
00:26:07.317 --> 00:26:09.236
Come back here you... Oi, Titan!
405
00:26:09.278 --> 00:26:11.238
- Hey, can you control your dog?
- You stupid mutt.
406
00:26:11.280 --> 00:26:13.490
That's what I'm talking about.
He's endangering that cat.
407
00:26:13.532 --> 00:26:15.409
- Dragging him out here.
- Fine.
408
00:26:15.450 --> 00:26:17.494
You're animal welfare, aren't you?
Why don't you do something?
409
00:26:17.536 --> 00:26:19.663
Fine. We'll pay him
a proper visit later.
410
00:26:19.705 --> 00:26:21.540
But first let's sort out
this comedian.
411
00:26:22.374 --> 00:26:24.084
What's the matter with you?
412
00:26:29.590 --> 00:26:31.675
- Light there, yeah?
- Light here?
413
00:26:33.177 --> 00:26:35.137
It's a bit smudged
there, yeah?
414
00:26:36.555 --> 00:26:40.017
That's good, man.
Do the side bit here.
415
00:26:40.225 --> 00:26:42.227
Here you go, Bob. Look.
416
00:26:43.061 --> 00:26:44.771
Hey, look. Food.
417
00:26:46.190 --> 00:26:49.234
Hey, Bob, what's the matter?
You not hungry?
418
00:26:50.068 --> 00:26:52.905
Hey, what's the matter? Are you OK?
419
00:26:53.697 --> 00:26:55.574
Hey? Are you hurt?
420
00:26:56.575 --> 00:26:58.368
Did that dog do this?
421
00:26:59.244 --> 00:27:00.454
OK.
422
00:27:01.288 --> 00:27:03.081
Little bit of cold in there as well.
423
00:27:04.249 --> 00:27:06.293
Gonna get a bit of this in.
424
00:27:07.544 --> 00:27:08.921
Yeah.
425
00:27:09.838 --> 00:27:13.342
It's gonna be nice, Bob.
Yeah. Nice bubbles.
426
00:27:13.383 --> 00:27:16.136
Nice. Nice bit of water.
427
00:27:16.178 --> 00:27:18.180
Get you all clean.
Look at that. Right.
428
00:27:19.681 --> 00:27:22.559
OK. Let's get this up here.
429
00:27:23.435 --> 00:27:26.188
And then... You gonna come in?
430
00:27:26.230 --> 00:27:28.315
Come on. Come on, Bob.
431
00:27:28.357 --> 00:27:31.276
Sorry, mate. You haven't got a choice.
You gotta do this.
432
00:27:31.318 --> 00:27:33.403
Can't let that get infected.
Come on, Bob.
433
00:27:33.737 --> 00:27:37.115
Come on, Bob. There you go. Good boy.
434
00:27:37.157 --> 00:27:39.409
See? Not so bad, is it?
435
00:27:39.952 --> 00:27:42.496
There you go. Good boy.
436
00:27:43.622 --> 00:27:47.209
Good boy. There you are.
Now you like it. Well done, Bob.
437
00:27:48.335 --> 00:27:49.753
Here, look.
438
00:27:50.087 --> 00:27:52.589
There you go, Bob. Good boy.
Good boy.
439
00:27:54.800 --> 00:27:56.593
OK, take you out.
440
00:27:56.885 --> 00:27:59.263
There you go. Good boy.
441
00:27:59.847 --> 00:28:01.765
Let's get you wrapped up in a towel.
442
00:28:09.481 --> 00:28:11.316
Yeah, just checking me socials.
443
00:28:13.318 --> 00:28:15.070
Oh, I like the jumper.
444
00:28:15.445 --> 00:28:18.657
Wow. Grinchface found
a sense of humour. Hello, handsome.
445
00:28:18.949 --> 00:28:20.534
I thought I'd take you up
on the offer.
446
00:28:20.576 --> 00:28:22.619
- The vet. It's today, right?
- What vet?
447
00:28:22.661 --> 00:28:24.413
- What?
- No, I'm just kidding.
448
00:28:24.454 --> 00:28:26.623
It is today. Right over there.
449
00:28:27.332 --> 00:28:29.459
- You setting up for Christmas dinner?
- Yeah.
450
00:28:29.501 --> 00:28:32.838
We're expecting about 60.
Some telly, board games...
451
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.381
Ah, I love a bit of Monopoly.
452
00:28:34.423 --> 00:28:37.050
Well, you know what they say.
"All property is theft."
453
00:28:37.551 --> 00:28:39.386
I'll leave you to it.
Come find me later.
454
00:28:39.428 --> 00:28:40.554
OK.
455
00:28:56.528 --> 00:28:58.989
No, leave the chicken alone.
Don't look at the chicken.
456
00:28:59.990 --> 00:29:02.034
OK, who's next?
457
00:29:04.036 --> 00:29:06.246
So, this is the famous Bob.
458
00:29:06.288 --> 00:29:08.832
- I've heard a lot about you.
- All good, I hope.
459
00:29:08.874 --> 00:29:10.167
Yeah. Yeah, all good.
460
00:29:10.709 --> 00:29:11.835
So, how's he doing?
461
00:29:12.503 --> 00:29:14.713
Actually, he got
a bit of a scratch yesterday.
462
00:29:14.755 --> 00:29:16.381
Erm, a dog went for him.
463
00:29:16.423 --> 00:29:18.592
I don't know if it was that
or he got caught trying to get away.
464
00:29:18.634 --> 00:29:19.927
Just back here.
465
00:29:20.594 --> 00:29:22.763
Erm, I didn't notice it
till I got home.
466
00:29:23.931 --> 00:29:25.974
Let's have a look.
467
00:29:26.016 --> 00:29:28.894
- It's OK, mate. You're OK.
- Ooh. Yeah, I see.
468
00:29:29.144 --> 00:29:31.772
Yeah, it's not much, but you're right
to come and get it looked at.
469
00:29:31.813 --> 00:29:33.774
There's always a danger of infection.
470
00:29:33.815 --> 00:29:35.484
All right, well,
why don't you leave him with me?
471
00:29:35.526 --> 00:29:38.195
- Erm... I'll be ten minutes.
- OK.
472
00:29:38.237 --> 00:29:40.155
You be good.
473
00:29:41.073 --> 00:29:42.908
I'll take care of you, Bob.
474
00:29:59.466 --> 00:30:02.177
- Need a hand?
- That'd be good, yeah.
475
00:30:12.771 --> 00:30:14.273
What's that saying?
476
00:30:15.274 --> 00:30:18.110
"Christmas isn't a season.
It's a feeling."
477
00:30:19.528 --> 00:30:21.947
I shouldn't fall for it, really,
but I do.
478
00:30:23.323 --> 00:30:24.449
Every year.
479
00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:29.705
Go on, then.
I can tell you're dying to.
480
00:30:29.746 --> 00:30:33.125
No, it's fine.
Whatever you're feeling. It's cool.
481
00:30:41.508 --> 00:30:45.262
I blame Nan. She lived for Christmas.
482
00:30:45.512 --> 00:30:47.806
Started soaking
her plum pudding in brandy in August.
483
00:30:47.848 --> 00:30:48.891
Hmm.
484
00:30:50.058 --> 00:30:52.019
Decorations up
the day after Bonfire Night.
485
00:30:53.729 --> 00:30:56.023
Felt sorry for me, I think.
Being fostered.
486
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:59.151
Had to give me twice the Christmas
normal kids got.
487
00:31:00.194 --> 00:31:01.361
I don't know.
488
00:31:02.446 --> 00:31:05.199
Maybe it's in my DNA,
revering the ancestors and all.
489
00:31:09.203 --> 00:31:11.413
Whatever form your family takes,
490
00:31:11.997 --> 00:31:13.916
that's what Christmas is about,
I think.
491
00:31:14.917 --> 00:31:16.210
It's important.
492
00:31:19.171 --> 00:31:20.589
Bit different for you, then?
493
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:26.428
I woke up one Christmas morning
in a psychiatric ward.
494
00:31:28.096 --> 00:31:29.556
Didn't know where I was.
495
00:31:30.933 --> 00:31:32.684
Doctor standing over me
with a needle...
496
00:31:33.685 --> 00:31:36.355
of God knows what. Then...
497
00:31:38.190 --> 00:31:39.650
zoning out again.
498
00:31:42.069 --> 00:31:43.362
How old were you?
499
00:31:45.656 --> 00:31:48.367
Six. Seven.
500
00:31:56.250 --> 00:32:00.838
Tested me for schizophrenia, bipolar.
501
00:32:03.674 --> 00:32:07.052
That's it, then?
No other Christmas memories?
502
00:32:09.096 --> 00:32:11.390
I remember hearing my dad's voice
on the phone one year.
503
00:32:14.268 --> 00:32:16.019
From the other side
of the world.
504
00:32:18.272 --> 00:32:19.940
Wishing he was in the next room.
505
00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:24.820
But he wasn't.
506
00:32:30.534 --> 00:32:34.454
Look at that. It's one of
the richest places on the planet.
507
00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:37.374
Someone's down there right now
508
00:32:37.416 --> 00:32:40.002
blowing two grand on a bottle of wine.
509
00:32:40.294 --> 00:32:43.630
Yeah, and I'll send home
a family of five
510
00:32:43.672 --> 00:32:46.466
with macaroni and tinned fruit
to last them a week.
511
00:32:47.593 --> 00:32:48.760
Go figure.
512
00:32:50.387 --> 00:32:53.807
Doesn't add up.
It's like some of us are invisible.
513
00:32:55.058 --> 00:32:56.685
No, they know we're here.
514
00:32:58.270 --> 00:33:00.856
- Why else puts spikes on doorways?
- Mm.
515
00:33:02.149 --> 00:33:03.692
They just want us out of sight.
516
00:33:07.070 --> 00:33:08.113
Yeah.
517
00:33:14.828 --> 00:33:17.039
- I should, erm...
- Yeah.
518
00:33:22.961 --> 00:33:25.672
Right. Well, I have cleaned him up
519
00:33:25.714 --> 00:33:28.509
and I've given him
an injection of antibiotic.
520
00:33:28.550 --> 00:33:30.636
He might be sore for a day or two,
521
00:33:30.677 --> 00:33:33.055
but other than that
he's in really good nick.
522
00:33:33.722 --> 00:33:36.266
- Hear that, Bob? High five.
- Mm-hm.
523
00:33:36.308 --> 00:33:37.434
Five.
524
00:33:37.726 --> 00:33:39.895
High five. Thanks a lot.
525
00:33:39.937 --> 00:33:42.564
Come on, then, mister.
OK, come on, then. On we go.
526
00:33:43.690 --> 00:33:46.735
- Good boy. Thank you very much.
- Pleasure.
527
00:33:51.073 --> 00:33:54.076
It's gonna be a good day today, Bob.
I can feel it.
528
00:33:57.663 --> 00:33:59.831
- Aww.
- All right.
529
00:34:01.416 --> 00:34:03.293
- Ah, it's Bob!
- That is Bob.
530
00:34:04.795 --> 00:34:05.879
Ah.
531
00:34:08.465 --> 00:34:09.882
- Hi!
- Ah.
532
00:34:17.975 --> 00:34:19.309
James.
533
00:34:20.768 --> 00:34:22.020
James.
534
00:34:22.437 --> 00:34:24.398
James.
535
00:34:24.438 --> 00:34:26.692
- There you are.
- Hi.
536
00:34:26.733 --> 00:34:28.777
Guess what else I found for Bob.
537
00:34:28.819 --> 00:34:30.571
- Oh, Irene, really, you don't have to.
- No.
538
00:34:32.406 --> 00:34:35.576
Oh. Irene. That's, erm...
539
00:34:38.078 --> 00:34:41.123
Who'd like to hear
some Christmas carols, Bob style?
540
00:34:41.164 --> 00:34:42.583
Yeah!
541
00:34:47.462 --> 00:34:51.757
♪ Bobbing through the snow
In a one-cat open sleigh
542
00:34:52.050 --> 00:34:55.762
♪ Down the streets we go
Miaowing all the way
543
00:34:55.804 --> 00:34:56.847
♪ Miaow, miaow, miaow
544
00:34:56.889 --> 00:35:01.185
♪ Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
545
00:35:01.560 --> 00:35:05.564
♪ Oh, what fun it is
To sing a Bobsleigh song tonight
546
00:35:06.190 --> 00:35:10.736
♪ Jingle Bob, jingle Bob
Jingle all the way
547
00:35:11.069 --> 00:35:13.322
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-cat open sleigh, Hey!
548
00:35:13.363 --> 00:35:15.199
There you are, Bob.
549
00:35:15.240 --> 00:35:19.995
♪ Jingle Bob, jingle Bob
Jingle all the way
550
00:35:20.037 --> 00:35:24.458
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-cat open sleigh ♪
551
00:35:25.167 --> 00:35:27.628
Thank you.
552
00:35:27.669 --> 00:35:30.797
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
553
00:35:30.839 --> 00:35:32.758
- Hey, Bob. Thanks a lot.
- There you are.
554
00:35:32.799 --> 00:35:34.468
- High five?
- I think he's clever.
555
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:38.096
- Good boy. That's a good boy.
- Aww!
556
00:35:38.472 --> 00:35:40.974
Excuse me, mate. Sorry, mate.
557
00:35:42.267 --> 00:35:43.936
Are you gonna be here
day after tomorrow?
558
00:35:44.520 --> 00:35:45.979
- I can be, yeah.
- Right.
559
00:35:46.021 --> 00:35:48.148
I've got a big party
of Asian tourists coming in.
560
00:35:48.190 --> 00:35:49.608
They'd love you lot. Good money.
561
00:35:49.900 --> 00:35:51.985
Pose for a few photos, a few songs.
What do you think?
562
00:35:52.027 --> 00:35:54.238
Yeah, that would be amazing.
What time?
563
00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:56.031
- Midday?
- OK.
564
00:35:56.573 --> 00:35:58.700
- Life saver. Good man. See you then.
- All right. No worries.
565
00:36:12.714 --> 00:36:14.508
I know. I know.
566
00:36:14.925 --> 00:36:16.969
Might have spent a little too much.
567
00:36:18.929 --> 00:36:20.848
But it was a great day.
568
00:36:21.849 --> 00:36:23.183
Look at that.
569
00:36:24.726 --> 00:36:26.186
We're almost halfway there already.
570
00:36:26.812 --> 00:36:27.980
And...
571
00:36:29.106 --> 00:36:32.317
there's more coming.
572
00:36:50.335 --> 00:36:51.670
See this, Bob?
573
00:36:53.338 --> 00:36:55.507
That was you and me
when we were on our own.
574
00:36:57.759 --> 00:36:58.969
And this...
575
00:37:01.054 --> 00:37:02.472
is us together.
576
00:37:28.040 --> 00:37:30.167
♪ Explains a thing or two
577
00:37:30.209 --> 00:37:34.338
♪ Like when I'm here
I don't feel like I'm in the room
578
00:37:35.422 --> 00:37:37.799
♪ Maybe it ain't normal
579
00:37:38.008 --> 00:37:42.137
♪ To wanna be anywhere else soon
580
00:37:42.179 --> 00:37:48.143
♪ Maybe I ain't as crazy as I think
581
00:37:48.185 --> 00:37:53.815
♪ And everybody's twisted
In different ways
582
00:37:55.484 --> 00:37:57.236
All right. Here you are.
583
00:37:57.277 --> 00:38:02.824
♪ Someday I'll learn
To love my twists and turns
584
00:38:02.866 --> 00:38:08.080
♪ And everything
That makes me who I am
585
00:38:09.623 --> 00:38:11.792
♪ I'll be a better man ♪
586
00:38:11.834 --> 00:38:13.168
Look at the cat.
587
00:38:13.210 --> 00:38:15.587
- Thank you very much.
- That's all right.
588
00:38:19.341 --> 00:38:20.884
Good afternoon.
589
00:38:21.802 --> 00:38:25.430
I'm Animal Welfare Officer Davies.
This is my colleague, Mr Booth.
590
00:38:25.472 --> 00:38:27.766
We wanted to chat to you
about a couple of concerns.
591
00:38:27.808 --> 00:38:30.227
- What sort of concerns?
- Ooh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
592
00:38:30.269 --> 00:38:32.604
Just wanna make sure
he's happy, healthy.
593
00:38:32.646 --> 00:38:34.898
Yeah, course he is. Look at him.
594
00:38:35.399 --> 00:38:37.025
- What's his name?
- Er, Bob.
595
00:38:37.985 --> 00:38:39.528
- Bob. Nice to meet you.
- Bob.
596
00:38:39.570 --> 00:38:41.071
If it's OK,
I'd like to take a look at him,
597
00:38:41.113 --> 00:38:43.365
- maybe take a couple of photos?
- Yep.
598
00:38:43.407 --> 00:38:44.825
Shall I take him to the van, yeah?
599
00:38:44.867 --> 00:38:46.702
Leave it, Leon.
600
00:38:48.287 --> 00:38:51.290
- Bob. Bob, no.
- It's OK, Bob.
601
00:38:51.331 --> 00:38:54.376
- Just gotta be slow.
- Hey, that's OK.
602
00:39:02.593 --> 00:39:05.053
Ah, he had an injection there
the other day.
603
00:39:05.095 --> 00:39:07.306
- He might be a bit sore.
- Injection?
604
00:39:07.806 --> 00:39:10.726
Yeah, he had a little scratch.
I don't know what from.
605
00:39:10.767 --> 00:39:12.936
But the vet just wanted to give him
some antibiotics
606
00:39:12.978 --> 00:39:14.688
just to make sure
it didn't get infected.
607
00:39:14.730 --> 00:39:17.107
- You got the paperwork for that?
- Yeah, at home.
608
00:39:17.357 --> 00:39:18.775
I can send it on to you.
609
00:39:18.817 --> 00:39:20.652
Yeah. Here are my details.
610
00:39:21.069 --> 00:39:23.530
- Can I get yours as well?
- Er, yeah.
611
00:39:24.281 --> 00:39:25.949
Is Bob microchipped?
612
00:39:26.450 --> 00:39:29.119
Er, yeah, under my name. James Bowen.
613
00:39:29.411 --> 00:39:31.121
Sorry, I've just gotta turn this on.
614
00:39:31.163 --> 00:39:33.916
You need to keep that on
in case we need you.
615
00:39:34.208 --> 00:39:36.960
Is there anyone else we could talk
to, someone that knows you and Bob?
616
00:39:37.294 --> 00:39:40.005
Er, my friend Bea. She works
at a charity on Upper Street.
617
00:39:40.047 --> 00:39:41.882
I can give you her number. Hang on.
618
00:39:47.179 --> 00:39:50.390
- Is there anything else I can do or...
- You could get a haircut.
619
00:39:50.432 --> 00:39:51.433
Ah.
620
00:39:54.019 --> 00:39:57.523
Maybe write a statement.
Er, how long you've had Bob.
621
00:39:57.564 --> 00:39:59.107
What his life is like.
That sort of thing.
622
00:40:00.984 --> 00:40:03.737
- Just in case.
- In case of what?
623
00:40:03.779 --> 00:40:07.282
Well, might get referred
up to the authorities, see.
624
00:40:07.491 --> 00:40:09.159
Might need a court to decide
625
00:40:09.201 --> 00:40:12.079
whether you're fit enough
to keep him or not.
626
00:40:12.788 --> 00:40:14.373
In case I'm good enough to keep?
627
00:40:14.665 --> 00:40:16.500
Of course I can keep...
You can't take him away from me.
628
00:40:16.542 --> 00:40:18.252
No, no. That's where
you're wrong, sunshine. See, we can.
629
00:40:18.293 --> 00:40:19.878
- Hey. Let's... let's... Hey!
- If it's in the cat's best interest...
630
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:20.963
- Don't touch me.
- ...we can.
631
00:40:21.004 --> 00:40:22.756
- Calm down. Calm down.
- I didn't touch you.
632
00:40:22.798 --> 00:40:24.842
- Both of you calm down, please.
- He's completely fine.
633
00:40:24.883 --> 00:40:27.177
Listen, let's not get ahead
of ourselves. Both of you.
634
00:40:35.227 --> 00:40:37.020
Bea, you gotta help me.
635
00:40:37.396 --> 00:40:39.857
Someone's gonna call you about Bob.
Animal welfare.
636
00:40:39.898 --> 00:40:42.734
I think her name's Ruth.
Bloke she's with is a total prick.
637
00:40:42.776 --> 00:40:45.112
And, er, I don't know,
I gave them your number.
638
00:40:45.153 --> 00:40:46.405
I said you could vouch for us.
639
00:40:46.446 --> 00:40:50.117
I don't know if someone targeted us
or if they reported me or...
640
00:40:50.534 --> 00:40:52.202
I don't know. Who'd...
641
00:40:54.538 --> 00:40:57.040
- What's the matter?
- Why is it always about you, James?
642
00:41:00.043 --> 00:41:01.128
What's happened?
643
00:41:02.254 --> 00:41:03.547
Look around you.
644
00:41:05.007 --> 00:41:07.509
Break-in last night.
They took everything.
645
00:41:07.801 --> 00:41:11.346
All of our food, telly,
computers, bedding.
646
00:41:12.598 --> 00:41:13.932
Everything they could.
647
00:41:14.349 --> 00:41:16.059
I mean, who the hell
steals from a project
648
00:41:16.101 --> 00:41:17.436
for people who've got nothing?
649
00:41:18.770 --> 00:41:19.938
Can you get more stuff?
650
00:41:20.856 --> 00:41:24.484
With what, James? Shirt buttons?
651
00:41:27.321 --> 00:41:28.572
We haven't got any money.
652
00:41:29.823 --> 00:41:31.533
Christmas Day's not happening.
653
00:41:35.245 --> 00:41:37.414
Bea. Bea.
654
00:41:52.971 --> 00:41:54.932
Is there anything else
I can do?
655
00:41:54.973 --> 00:41:58.227
Maybe write a statement.
How long you've had Bob.
656
00:41:58.268 --> 00:42:00.521
What his life is like.
That sort of thing.
657
00:42:51.697 --> 00:42:55.492
Lovely. Now, like every chef, I need
to have a little bit of refreshment.
658
00:42:56.285 --> 00:43:00.247
The chocolate chips will sort of just
evenly distribute themselves.
659
00:43:18.932 --> 00:43:20.767
Right, Bob. Come on, then, Bob.
660
00:43:21.977 --> 00:43:23.604
Now, let's go.
661
00:43:23.937 --> 00:43:26.481
Good boy. OK.
662
00:43:29.276 --> 00:43:32.070
OK, come on, then.
Out we go. This way.
663
00:43:32.821 --> 00:43:36.074
Let's go. This way. Good boy.
664
00:43:54.301 --> 00:43:56.094
All right, mate. What do you need?
665
00:43:56.136 --> 00:43:58.514
- No, I'm good.
- Come on, I know you.
666
00:43:58.555 --> 00:44:00.432
- You like the good stuff.
- I said no.
667
00:44:01.099 --> 00:44:03.727
- When did you turn into such a prick?
- Are you gonna piss off?
668
00:44:04.478 --> 00:44:05.646
Or what?
669
00:44:08.023 --> 00:44:09.441
Bob.
670
00:44:09.942 --> 00:44:11.985
- Hey, get off!
- Give me the bag.
671
00:44:12.027 --> 00:44:14.154
- Give me the bag.
- Get off!
672
00:44:14.530 --> 00:44:16.490
Get off!
673
00:44:23.830 --> 00:44:25.123
Are you OK?
674
00:44:26.375 --> 00:44:27.543
You all right?
675
00:44:31.171 --> 00:44:33.382
Oh.
676
00:44:39.847 --> 00:44:41.098
Come on, mate.
677
00:44:43.141 --> 00:44:45.352
Maybe we can still do some pics.
Come on.
678
00:44:56.405 --> 00:44:57.739
Come in, guys. Sit down.
679
00:45:00.659 --> 00:45:04.830
I've just got an email
asking me to comment on this.
680
00:45:06.498 --> 00:45:09.251
Apparently someone sent it
to the local news station.
681
00:45:09.293 --> 00:45:12.129
- Calm down.
- I'm working here with my cat, OK?
682
00:45:14.423 --> 00:45:16.633
Can we not, can we not do this?
683
00:45:17.342 --> 00:45:19.636
Look, this isn't
what it looks like.
684
00:45:19.678 --> 00:45:21.138
It is exactly what it looks like.
685
00:45:21.180 --> 00:45:23.182
It's exactly
the sort of brainless behaviour
686
00:45:23.223 --> 00:45:25.684
that got you transferred here
in the first place.
687
00:45:26.852 --> 00:45:30.022
So, I'm gonna tell you
exactly what happens now.
688
00:45:30.564 --> 00:45:32.983
Ruth, talk to the TV company.
689
00:45:33.567 --> 00:45:36.195
Make a "no comment" comment.
690
00:45:36.236 --> 00:45:39.781
We don't discuss ongoing inquiries,
blah, blah, blah.
691
00:45:39.823 --> 00:45:42.034
- Right.
- And find witnesses.
692
00:45:42.075 --> 00:45:44.536
Anyone who can tell us what the RSPCA
will need to know,
693
00:45:44.578 --> 00:45:46.163
if we pass it up to them.
694
00:45:46.538 --> 00:45:48.540
- Is...
- Bob.
695
00:45:48.582 --> 00:45:51.168
Is Bob in a safe home?
696
00:45:51.585 --> 00:45:54.254
Separated from other animals?
You know the drill.
697
00:45:54.296 --> 00:45:56.423
Oh, I've had some joy
already there, boss.
698
00:45:56.465 --> 00:45:59.384
Spoke to housing.
Mr Bowen's in assisted accommodation.
699
00:45:59.718 --> 00:46:01.887
Keeps it tidy, no other animals.
700
00:46:01.929 --> 00:46:03.305
Is the animal healthy?
701
00:46:03.680 --> 00:46:05.891
I need to check out his story
on taking it to the vet,
702
00:46:05.933 --> 00:46:07.226
but he seemed OK.
703
00:46:08.185 --> 00:46:11.647
OK. Well, keep talking to people.
And remember the law.
704
00:46:11.688 --> 00:46:16.401
Is Bob free to display, and I quote,
"normal behaviour patterns"?
705
00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:20.072
And as for you, stay out of it.
706
00:46:20.322 --> 00:46:21.865
You might be right
on this one,
707
00:46:21.907 --> 00:46:23.325
but I can't afford to be wrong.
708
00:46:24.117 --> 00:46:26.537
I'm not gonna be plastered
all over the papers.
709
00:46:26.578 --> 00:46:30.165
Cruella de Muswell Hill.
It's not happening.
710
00:46:31.625 --> 00:46:32.793
If a guy who works on the street
711
00:46:32.835 --> 00:46:35.504
is being separated from his cat
at Christmas,
712
00:46:35.546 --> 00:46:37.798
it's got to be done
by the book. Got it?
713
00:46:38.298 --> 00:46:39.716
Yes, boss.
714
00:46:40.801 --> 00:46:41.802
Yes.
715
00:46:42.553 --> 00:46:43.595
Hello.
716
00:46:44.346 --> 00:46:46.139
- Here we are. Is that you, yeah?
- Hello.
717
00:46:46.181 --> 00:46:48.684
Excellent. On you pop.
Nice one. Hello.
718
00:46:48.725 --> 00:46:51.728
Thank you. Hello.
Thank you for a good trip.
719
00:46:51.770 --> 00:46:54.648
There we go. That's you.
In you go. Did you have fun?
720
00:46:54.690 --> 00:46:57.234
- See the sights, yeah?
- So stupid.
721
00:47:05.200 --> 00:47:06.243
See ya.
722
00:47:15.419 --> 00:47:19.173
- Yes, mate, that's the one over there.
- That's the one over there.
723
00:47:19.214 --> 00:47:20.507
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
724
00:47:23.135 --> 00:47:25.721
Yeah, all right. Righto.
725
00:47:32.352 --> 00:47:33.687
There you go.
726
00:47:46.533 --> 00:47:48.869
Oh, no. No, no, no.
727
00:47:50.245 --> 00:47:51.330
Idiot.
728
00:47:53.332 --> 00:47:54.333
Stupid.
729
00:48:15.979 --> 00:48:17.648
That's gone as well.
730
00:48:26.907 --> 00:48:28.242
I'll be right back.
731
00:48:31.995 --> 00:48:34.414
Don't let the elephants out.
732
00:48:35.374 --> 00:48:38.210
Hi, Moody.
Twenty on the electric, please.
733
00:48:39.253 --> 00:48:41.296
Big freeze coming in from Greenland.
734
00:48:41.547 --> 00:48:43.632
Ah, great. When?
735
00:48:44.049 --> 00:48:47.511
End of the week, I think.
Best tune in to the radio.
736
00:48:48.136 --> 00:48:49.137
Thanks.
737
00:48:49.972 --> 00:48:52.599
Er... There you are.
738
00:48:56.562 --> 00:48:59.231
Do you have any tape?
My guitar's bust.
739
00:48:59.273 --> 00:49:00.440
Hmm.
740
00:49:01.316 --> 00:49:03.151
Here. Use mine.
741
00:49:03.402 --> 00:49:04.903
Oh. Thank you.
742
00:49:21.712 --> 00:49:24.214
Bob, no! Ah!
743
00:49:24.256 --> 00:49:26.341
Bob! What have you...
744
00:49:29.261 --> 00:49:30.721
Stinks.
745
00:49:38.478 --> 00:49:39.646
Thank you.
746
00:49:45.277 --> 00:49:47.613
Excuse me, ma'am. Five-minute warning.
747
00:49:47.654 --> 00:49:49.865
- Calm down.
- I'm working here with my cat.
748
00:49:49.907 --> 00:49:52.367
We are conducting
a routine investigation,
749
00:49:52.409 --> 00:49:54.411
but we're also appealing
to the public for help.
750
00:49:54.703 --> 00:49:59.082 line:5%
Anyone who knows the man and the cat
in the video or the photograph,
751
00:49:59.124 --> 00:50:00.667 line:5%
please get in touch...
752
00:50:00.709 --> 00:50:03.754
- Ma'am, five minutes.
- Yes. Sorry, darling. Thank you.
753
00:50:03.795 --> 00:50:05.964
...so that we can resolve
where the cat should be.
754
00:50:14.264 --> 00:50:16.850
And they say there's
a cold front coming in this weekend
755
00:50:16.892 --> 00:50:18.227
just in time for Christmas.
756
00:50:18.268 --> 00:50:20.395
- Might even get a bit of snow.
- Brilliant.
757
00:50:20.437 --> 00:50:23.524
Could be a white Christmas this year.
How do we feel about that?
758
00:50:23.565 --> 00:50:25.526
Hey, it's what
we're dreaming about, right?
759
00:50:25.567 --> 00:50:27.611
You're listening
to the sounds of the season.
760
00:50:27.653 --> 00:50:30.489
Traffic and weather,
together on drive time.
761
00:50:30.531 --> 00:50:33.075
Are you coming, mate?
762
00:50:33.534 --> 00:50:34.743
No?
763
00:50:35.911 --> 00:50:37.621
I'd stay there too if I could.
764
00:50:38.872 --> 00:50:40.499
See you later, monster.
765
00:51:04.773 --> 00:51:06.400
Next batch!
766
00:51:08.068 --> 00:51:10.279
Where shall I put this, Sarah?
Over there?
767
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:11.780
Just back there.
768
00:51:12.948 --> 00:51:16.451
Sorry. Excuse me. I'm looking
for a Miss Chan. Bea Chan.
769
00:51:16.493 --> 00:51:18.453
- She's just over there.
- Thank you.
770
00:51:20.831 --> 00:51:22.457
It looks pretty full-on.
771
00:51:22.791 --> 00:51:26.712
Yeah, it was hard enough,
but we just got burgled as well.
772
00:51:26.753 --> 00:51:28.505
That's awful. I'm so sorry.
773
00:51:29.339 --> 00:51:30.757
It's gonna be a long winter.
774
00:51:30.966 --> 00:51:32.676
Then I'll be as quick as I can.
775
00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:36.597
So, Bea, how long have you known
Mr Bowen and Bob?
776
00:51:36.638 --> 00:51:38.599
Nine months, maybe ten.
777
00:51:39.224 --> 00:51:41.435
I go round to James's flat
fairly regularly.
778
00:51:41.476 --> 00:51:45.189
I see. Is it true that Bob
was recently seen by a vet here?
779
00:51:45.230 --> 00:51:48.984
- Yeah. Dr Becky.
- Bob was injured somehow?
780
00:51:49.026 --> 00:51:50.444
It was just a scratch.
781
00:51:50.485 --> 00:51:54.364
James brought Bob in first thing.
Becky fixed him right up.
782
00:51:55.824 --> 00:51:58.660
- Do you want her number?
- Yes, please.
783
00:51:58.952 --> 00:52:01.872
Erm, so you've known them
almost a year.
784
00:52:02.623 --> 00:52:05.626
Is there anything in Bob's behaviour
that struck you during that time?
785
00:52:05.876 --> 00:52:06.877
In what way?
786
00:52:06.919 --> 00:52:09.880
Well, it's not normal for a cat
to be out on the streets most days.
787
00:52:09.922 --> 00:52:12.841
Bob was a stray. That's where
he lived till he teamed up with James.
788
00:52:12.883 --> 00:52:15.052
Uh, I didn't know that.
789
00:52:15.093 --> 00:52:17.763
But some might say
spending his days with James,
790
00:52:17.804 --> 00:52:20.641
it's not exactly a suitable
environment, not normal behaviour.
791
00:52:22.601 --> 00:52:24.895
You know cats. Obviously.
792
00:52:25.812 --> 00:52:27.773
- Lost mine in the summer.
- Hm.
793
00:52:28.106 --> 00:52:30.817
Dexter. He was a real star.
794
00:52:30.859 --> 00:52:33.070
But, so, yes, I'd say so.
795
00:52:33.445 --> 00:52:35.113
Pretty independent creatures.
796
00:52:35.155 --> 00:52:36.740
Not gonna do anything
they don't wanna do.
797
00:52:36.782 --> 00:52:38.784
Oh, definitely not.
798
00:52:38.825 --> 00:52:42.663
So every day before he leaves home,
James gives Bob the choice,
799
00:52:42.704 --> 00:52:46.208
to stay at home in the warm alone
or go out with him.
800
00:52:46.875 --> 00:52:48.794
And every day, well, almost every day,
801
00:52:49.127 --> 00:52:50.462
Bob goes with him.
802
00:52:50.921 --> 00:52:52.214
And what about James?
803
00:52:52.756 --> 00:52:56.301
Is he... Is his home life stable?
804
00:52:57.302 --> 00:53:01.139
James is no saint,
but he's taken big steps.
805
00:53:01.181 --> 00:53:04.643
And Bob's given him responsibility,
not something he's had before.
806
00:53:05.352 --> 00:53:08.438
Two musketeers.
All for one, one for all.
807
00:53:08.647 --> 00:53:11.525
When James went cold turkey,
Bob never left him for a minute.
808
00:53:12.317 --> 00:53:14.069
Was he using when he had Bob?
809
00:53:14.444 --> 00:53:17.573
He was on the programme. Methadone.
810
00:53:18.490 --> 00:53:20.534
Bob gave him the strength
to get clean.
811
00:53:22.327 --> 00:53:26.415
If you were to split them up,
it doesn't bear thinking about.
812
00:53:26.999 --> 00:53:29.835
I don't wanna keep you.
You've been a great help.
813
00:53:30.294 --> 00:53:31.545
Thanks.
814
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:38.760
You're not really thinking about
taking Bob away from him, are you?
815
00:53:39.428 --> 00:53:41.138
We need to do what's best for Bob.
816
00:53:41.805 --> 00:53:44.099
It's not only up to me. Sorry.
817
00:53:47.978 --> 00:53:50.647
♪ Cold side of the bed
818
00:53:50.898 --> 00:53:53.025
♪ When I wake
819
00:53:53.692 --> 00:53:55.694
♪ Forgot I was alone
820
00:53:56.153 --> 00:53:58.030
♪ Forgot I was alone
821
00:53:58.071 --> 00:54:00.824
♪ Whose eyes see the words
822
00:54:01.450 --> 00:54:03.493
♪ I don't say ♪
823
00:54:06.830 --> 00:54:08.332
Happy Christmas.
824
00:54:13.295 --> 00:54:15.172
Hi. How you doing?
825
00:54:17.925 --> 00:54:21.512
♪ You're coming back to me
826
00:54:23.222 --> 00:54:25.766
♪ You're coming... ♪
827
00:54:31.772 --> 00:54:33.315
This is ridiculous.
828
00:54:49.540 --> 00:54:52.251
♪ Cold side of the bed
829
00:54:52.292 --> 00:54:54.503
♪ When I wake
830
00:54:54.920 --> 00:54:57.089
♪ Forgot I was alone
831
00:54:57.130 --> 00:54:59.925
♪ Whose eyes see the words
832
00:54:59.967 --> 00:55:02.010
♪ I don't say... ♪
833
00:55:02.344 --> 00:55:04.304
Oh, come on. I'm thirsty.
834
00:55:04.680 --> 00:55:07.266
My God. I just don't.
835
00:55:07.641 --> 00:55:10.644
I just don't. Hey, mate.
836
00:55:10.686 --> 00:55:13.230
We're off for a wee Christmas pint.
Want to join us?
837
00:55:16.567 --> 00:55:18.068
Come on, you two.
838
00:55:19.069 --> 00:55:21.113
Peace on earth,
goodwill to men and all that.
839
00:55:21.154 --> 00:55:22.573
Hmph.
840
00:55:22.614 --> 00:55:25.993
Hey, first pint's on me.
Come on, before he defrosts.
841
00:55:26.034 --> 00:55:27.619
- OK.
- Good man.
842
00:55:27.661 --> 00:55:30.914
- Er, not great.
- Tell us all about it.
843
00:55:32.249 --> 00:55:33.292
Thanks, Dave.
844
00:55:33.333 --> 00:55:34.877
See you later. Cheers.
Merry Christmas.
845
00:55:34.918 --> 00:55:37.171
Do you think I'd sell more papers
if I had a cat?
846
00:55:37.462 --> 00:55:39.923
- Erm, I don't think so.
- Sorry.
847
00:55:40.382 --> 00:55:41.675
- All right.
- Sorry.
848
00:55:41.925 --> 00:55:43.802
Listen, suits are your thing.
Look at you.
849
00:55:43.844 --> 00:55:45.971
- Look at the effort that you put in.
- Sorry.
850
00:55:47.097 --> 00:55:50.184
I mean, you could get
a bunny outfit for Easter.
851
00:55:50.225 --> 00:55:53.061
- Sorry.
- Love heart for Valentine's.
852
00:55:53.353 --> 00:55:56.231
Er, Pete, watch you don't melt,
sitting by that fire there.
853
00:55:57.566 --> 00:55:59.735
Cos he's a snowman.
854
00:56:01.653 --> 00:56:02.946
Here, I've got a good one for you.
855
00:56:02.988 --> 00:56:05.073
What do you call a snowman
who works at a bakery?
856
00:56:06.658 --> 00:56:09.578
- A baker.
- It's funny.
857
00:56:10.078 --> 00:56:12.539
- Hm.
- Wow. Tough crowd.
858
00:56:12.915 --> 00:56:15.626
It's funny.
It's funny.
859
00:56:21.465 --> 00:56:25.093
All right, let's hear it.
You got a problem with me?
860
00:56:25.969 --> 00:56:27.012
I don't know. Do I?
861
00:56:27.930 --> 00:56:29.681
You will have
if you don't spit it out.
862
00:56:31.350 --> 00:56:34.520
I know it was you who shopped me
to the animal welfare people.
863
00:56:35.771 --> 00:56:36.980
What?
864
00:56:37.814 --> 00:56:40.651
I saw you the other day
near Covent Garden tube.
865
00:56:41.068 --> 00:56:44.071
Yeah, you and your mate
in the council van, pointing at us.
866
00:56:45.072 --> 00:56:46.907
Why are you helping them
spy on me and Bob?
867
00:56:47.449 --> 00:56:48.450
Spying?
868
00:56:49.493 --> 00:56:50.702
On your cat?
869
00:56:51.912 --> 00:56:53.747
Why would I be spying on your cat?
870
00:56:53.789 --> 00:56:55.290
I don't know. You tell me.
871
00:56:55.707 --> 00:56:58.877
White van?
872
00:57:00.170 --> 00:57:01.255
James Street?
873
00:57:02.047 --> 00:57:03.215
That was Danny.
874
00:57:03.841 --> 00:57:07.010
He had some work for me.
School had frozen pipes.
875
00:57:07.052 --> 00:57:09.054
Wanted me to thaw 'em out.
Picked me up from there.
876
00:57:10.472 --> 00:57:11.682
Look.
877
00:57:12.558 --> 00:57:14.059
I didn't know you were there.
878
00:57:14.977 --> 00:57:16.478
Hardly worth it, is it?
879
00:57:20.983 --> 00:57:22.442
Fifteen quid.
880
00:57:26.989 --> 00:57:31.451
So, tell me, how did you get the cat?
881
00:57:33.662 --> 00:57:35.247
I found him in my flat.
882
00:57:36.415 --> 00:57:40.252
He was a stray.
He wouldn't leave me alone.
883
00:57:42.713 --> 00:57:44.047
Jammy sod.
884
00:57:44.798 --> 00:57:46.758
Won't deny he pulls in the punters.
885
00:57:47.926 --> 00:57:49.219
I didn't mean that.
886
00:57:50.345 --> 00:57:53.599
I couldn't care what you make.
You're lucky to have him.
887
00:57:53.640 --> 00:57:54.725
Mm-hmm.
888
00:57:55.642 --> 00:57:58.604
When you look after someone, it gives
you purpose, it gives you meaning.
889
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:02.024
It makes you a better person.
890
00:58:08.238 --> 00:58:09.573
I've got a little girl.
891
00:58:11.366 --> 00:58:12.367
Maisie.
892
00:58:15.078 --> 00:58:17.206
Not so little any more.
893
00:58:21.168 --> 00:58:23.587
And a junked-up teenager
in a Ford Fiesta...
894
00:58:27.508 --> 00:58:30.010
Took me nine months
to walk again, so...
895
00:58:32.095 --> 00:58:33.597
I don't miss much.
896
00:58:34.515 --> 00:58:36.850
Don't miss her mother.
897
00:58:41.813 --> 00:58:42.814
I miss Maisie, though.
898
00:58:47.778 --> 00:58:50.197
So... So where is she now?
899
00:58:50.864 --> 00:58:51.865
Maisie?
900
00:58:52.991 --> 00:58:56.161
West London. She's got a kid.
901
00:58:56.828 --> 00:58:58.038
Never met him.
902
00:58:59.748 --> 00:59:01.583
I wonder if he might
look like me, you know.
903
00:59:02.626 --> 00:59:04.962
If he's lucky.
904
00:59:06.755 --> 00:59:07.923
Nah.
905
00:59:09.591 --> 00:59:11.343
She don't need me in her life.
906
00:59:15.264 --> 00:59:18.767
You're inside there... somewhere.
907
00:59:31.238 --> 00:59:32.906
That's me done.
908
00:59:36.201 --> 00:59:37.202
See you around.
909
00:59:50.966 --> 00:59:52.259
Lucky to have him.
910
00:59:52.509 --> 00:59:55.387
When you look after someone, it gives
you purpose, it gives you meaning.
911
00:59:56.889 --> 00:59:58.473
It makes you a better person.
912
01:01:06.208 --> 01:01:09.503
Hey, Bob.
Guess who I've just been out with?
913
01:01:10.128 --> 01:01:13.257
Mick. Yeah. Of all people.
914
01:01:14.091 --> 01:01:17.010
Nasty Mick. Mick the spy.
915
01:01:17.511 --> 01:01:19.429
Except he's not a spy after all.
916
01:01:21.890 --> 01:01:23.308
Bob. Come on, mate.
917
01:01:23.350 --> 01:01:25.143
Must be hungry.
Come and get your dinner.
918
01:01:30.190 --> 01:01:32.276
Bob? Bob.
919
01:01:35.445 --> 01:01:36.572
Bob.
920
01:01:37.447 --> 01:01:38.740
Mate, are you OK?
921
01:01:39.533 --> 01:01:40.534
Bob.
922
01:01:43.620 --> 01:01:44.746
Come on.
923
01:01:45.080 --> 01:01:46.206
Erm.
924
01:01:46.915 --> 01:01:48.917
Come on,
pull yourself together. Think.
925
01:02:08.729 --> 01:02:11.106
This is Dr Becky
at the Green Veterinary Centre.
926
01:02:11.148 --> 01:02:12.608
Please leave a message after the tone.
927
01:02:12.649 --> 01:02:15.736
Dr Becky, it's Bea's friend, James.
928
01:02:15.777 --> 01:02:18.739
Erm, it's Bob, my cat. He's sick.
929
01:02:19.364 --> 01:02:20.657
Really sick.
930
01:02:20.949 --> 01:02:22.201
Call me, please.
931
01:02:39.885 --> 01:02:42.471
- Don't let the elephants...
- You gotta help me.
932
01:02:46.016 --> 01:02:48.227
Is he eating? Drinking?
933
01:02:48.268 --> 01:02:49.436
Nothing.
934
01:02:51.396 --> 01:02:53.649
Let's put a bowl of water by his head.
935
01:02:54.024 --> 01:02:55.275
And we should keep him warm.
936
01:03:17.381 --> 01:03:19.633
- Did you write these?
- Some.
937
01:03:20.801 --> 01:03:22.553
My friend Bea's idea.
938
01:03:25.305 --> 01:03:27.224
Hmm.
939
01:03:27.724 --> 01:03:29.434
Should never have let him come out
in this weather.
940
01:03:30.227 --> 01:03:32.229
Wouldn't have animal welfare
on my case.
941
01:03:32.271 --> 01:03:33.564
Animal welfare?
942
01:03:34.189 --> 01:03:35.274
Erm...
943
01:03:41.530 --> 01:03:43.365
They're threatening to take Bob away.
944
01:03:47.870 --> 01:03:49.204
Maybe they should.
945
01:04:02.801 --> 01:04:04.595
I don't know how you did it with Mo.
946
01:04:05.137 --> 01:04:09.224
Just sitting there, waiting.
947
01:04:12.352 --> 01:04:14.521
Well, from the outside
it looks very different.
948
01:04:15.439 --> 01:04:18.901
You just deal with it.
It becomes your reality.
949
01:04:22.362 --> 01:04:23.572
How do you go on?
950
01:04:28.911 --> 01:04:33.498
There were three pilgrims
on a journey to a holy place.
951
01:04:34.333 --> 01:04:36.376
Each had suffered great sadness.
952
01:04:36.752 --> 01:04:40.255
Each was looking for peace,
a way ahead.
953
01:04:41.173 --> 01:04:43.175
Each had two sacks,
954
01:04:43.217 --> 01:04:45.886
one on his back, the other
round the neck at his front.
955
01:04:47.846 --> 01:04:51.141
The first man
filled the sack on his back
956
01:04:51.183 --> 01:04:52.684
with all the good things in his life.
957
01:04:52.726 --> 01:04:55.896
Like your tree.
Happy thoughts, memories.
958
01:04:56.271 --> 01:04:57.272
OK.
959
01:04:58.357 --> 01:05:01.235
At the front,
he kept all the bad things.
960
01:05:01.527 --> 01:05:04.238
His sadness, guilt. Bad memories.
961
01:05:04.780 --> 01:05:08.534
Because he, he wanted to think
about them. Make sense of them.
962
01:05:08.867 --> 01:05:10.661
Even though there was none to be made.
963
01:05:11.662 --> 01:05:15.249
Because of this,
he didn't make much progress.
964
01:05:15.290 --> 01:05:16.917
He soon gave up the journey.
965
01:05:16.959 --> 01:05:18.418
I had a feeling he would.
966
01:05:18.669 --> 01:05:21.046
Now, the second man.
967
01:05:21.588 --> 01:05:23.715
He carried
the good things at the front.
968
01:05:23.966 --> 01:05:25.592
He liked to show them off.
969
01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:30.514
He kept the bad things on his back,
even though they weighed heavily.
970
01:05:31.306 --> 01:05:35.269
His journey was slow as well.
He too gave up.
971
01:05:35.602 --> 01:05:37.396
The third one got it right,
I'm betting.
972
01:05:37.437 --> 01:05:38.438
No.
973
01:05:38.897 --> 01:05:41.108
He also carried the good things
at the front,
974
01:05:41.149 --> 01:05:44.570
but to him they were an inspiration.
975
01:05:44.862 --> 01:05:46.738
Like...
976
01:05:47.614 --> 01:05:49.992
sails on a ship, moving him faster.
977
01:05:51.410 --> 01:05:53.161
And he didn't carry anything
on his back?
978
01:05:53.203 --> 01:05:54.913
Yes, he did.
979
01:05:55.664 --> 01:05:57.541
But he cut a hole in that sack,
980
01:05:58.458 --> 01:06:02.212
so all the bad things
slowly dropped onto the road.
981
01:06:02.838 --> 01:06:03.881
Hmm.
982
01:06:06.550 --> 01:06:09.428
- And he reached the holy place?
- And found a new way forward.
983
01:06:13.098 --> 01:06:14.600
So which one was you?
984
01:06:21.023 --> 01:06:22.608
I have been all three.
985
01:06:24.234 --> 01:06:28.363
But now I just carry my good memories
of Mo and let them inspire me.
986
01:06:30.157 --> 01:06:31.617
And the bad?
987
01:06:35.329 --> 01:06:37.581
Mm. That took a while.
988
01:06:38.749 --> 01:06:41.627
But now I understand...
989
01:06:43.795 --> 01:06:48.383
the greatest act of love I showed Mo
was in letting him go.
990
01:06:49.134 --> 01:06:50.511
To a better place.
991
01:06:51.970 --> 01:06:55.015
So, the memories...
992
01:06:57.809 --> 01:07:00.938
the beeping of that machine,
the tubes, the wires,
993
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:03.815
the signing of those forms,
994
01:07:04.983 --> 01:07:06.735
I was free to let them go too.
995
01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:13.450
You must not let your future
be weighed down by your past.
996
01:07:14.201 --> 01:07:15.911
You will get to where you need to go.
997
01:07:18.789 --> 01:07:20.123
But what about him?
998
01:07:23.752 --> 01:07:25.963
Maybe he will be
a part of that journey.
999
01:07:27.130 --> 01:07:28.382
But if not,
1000
01:07:29.550 --> 01:07:32.636
you have already proved
your love a hundred times over.
1001
01:07:38.350 --> 01:07:41.937
I had better go.
It's already Christmas Eve.
1002
01:07:43.146 --> 01:07:47.025
Busy day ahead. Let me know
if there's anything I can do. Hmm?
1003
01:09:06.979 --> 01:09:08.232
Bob.
1004
01:09:08.982 --> 01:09:10.192
Bob.
1005
01:09:11.068 --> 01:09:12.444
Bob.
1006
01:09:13.819 --> 01:09:15.197
Bob!
1007
01:09:17.573 --> 01:09:21.453
He'll be in here... somewhere.
1008
01:09:24.497 --> 01:09:25.957
Always.
1009
01:09:26.500 --> 01:09:29.711
The greatest act of love
1010
01:09:29.962 --> 01:09:31.796
I showed Mo...
1011
01:09:33.256 --> 01:09:35.425
was in letting him go.
1012
01:09:51.483 --> 01:09:54.444
Now, who's a good boy?
1013
01:09:55.445 --> 01:09:57.865
Good boy, Bob.
1014
01:10:22.055 --> 01:10:23.098
Bob.
1015
01:10:38.864 --> 01:10:42.743
It's a stomach thing, probably.
It's not unusual for cats.
1016
01:10:42.784 --> 01:10:45.621
Has he eaten anything he shouldn't
in the past 48 hours?
1017
01:10:46.663 --> 01:10:48.040
Yeah. Erm...
1018
01:10:48.707 --> 01:10:51.210
Some chicken.
Some old food from the fridge.
1019
01:10:51.543 --> 01:10:53.879
- It had all gone off.
- Did he vomit?
1020
01:10:53.921 --> 01:10:55.339
Yeah, lots.
1021
01:10:55.380 --> 01:10:57.299
That's good.
That's nature taking its course.
1022
01:10:57.716 --> 01:11:00.552
And the rest will have just
worked its way through his system.
1023
01:11:00.886 --> 01:11:02.804
He'll be all right now.
1024
01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:06.850
He doesn't deserve to live like this.
1025
01:11:06.892 --> 01:11:09.394
Freezing all the time. Getting sick.
1026
01:11:10.354 --> 01:11:13.398
- It's not good enough.
- What are you talking about, James?
1027
01:11:15.776 --> 01:11:18.487
What happens when a cat
gets taken in by animal welfare?
1028
01:11:18.820 --> 01:11:22.991
Do they have those smart cat kennels,
like, they're well looked after?
1029
01:11:23.617 --> 01:11:25.035
I suppose.
1030
01:11:25.077 --> 01:11:26.828
What are you babbling on about?
1031
01:11:27.454 --> 01:11:30.457
You've had a shock, but Bob's fine.
1032
01:11:30.499 --> 01:11:31.708
Yeah, she's right.
1033
01:11:32.584 --> 01:11:36.046
Take time together at Christmas
and Bob will be his old self again.
1034
01:11:37.172 --> 01:11:39.216
You'll soon be back
into the old routine.
1035
01:11:40.259 --> 01:11:43.262
Yeah, well,
that's the problem, isn't it?
1036
01:12:33.687 --> 01:12:37.107
Hi. This is James. Well, James' phone.
1037
01:12:37.149 --> 01:12:39.318
Please leave a message after the beep.
1038
01:12:55.667 --> 01:12:57.628
I don't want
to hear any more.
1039
01:12:57.669 --> 01:12:59.171
I think the cat should be separated.
1040
01:12:59.213 --> 01:13:02.257
You've reached the voicemail
for Ruth Davies, animal welfare.
1041
01:13:02.299 --> 01:13:04.051
Please leave a message
and I'll get back to you.
1042
01:13:05.177 --> 01:13:06.553
Hi, Ruth. This is James Bowen.
1043
01:13:07.179 --> 01:13:10.766
I've come
to a decision about Bob
1044
01:13:11.183 --> 01:13:13.310
and I need to talk to you.
1045
01:13:31.453 --> 01:13:33.121
Hey.
1046
01:13:33.413 --> 01:13:34.915
Hey, hey.
1047
01:13:34.957 --> 01:13:36.083
What about him?
1048
01:13:37.251 --> 01:13:40.504
You must not let your future
be weighed down by your past.
1049
01:13:45.092 --> 01:13:48.262
You have already proved your love
a hundred times over.
1050
01:13:55.394 --> 01:13:58.397
Come on, then, mate. Good boy, Bob.
1051
01:14:08.991 --> 01:14:10.284
Come on, then, mate.
1052
01:14:32.973 --> 01:14:34.099
That's the guy.
1053
01:15:31.323 --> 01:15:32.783
Platform one,
down the stairs to the right.
1054
01:15:32.824 --> 01:15:34.576
- Great. Thank you.
- No worries.
1055
01:15:35.160 --> 01:15:36.954
James, I haven't seen you in days.
1056
01:15:36.995 --> 01:15:38.872
I just came to wish you
a happy Christmas.
1057
01:15:38.914 --> 01:15:40.874
Aww, thank you so much.
1058
01:15:41.166 --> 01:15:44.211
Oh. Hold on there, now.
I have some stuff for you too.
1059
01:15:44.586 --> 01:15:46.839
People came by, dropping these off.
1060
01:15:47.548 --> 01:15:49.258
- It's all for us?
- Mm-hm.
1061
01:15:50.008 --> 01:15:52.886
Wow. Thank you.
1062
01:15:53.303 --> 01:15:55.180
- Come on, Bob.
- Happy Christmas.
1063
01:16:05.858 --> 01:16:07.192
James!
1064
01:16:07.985 --> 01:16:09.319
James.
1065
01:16:10.279 --> 01:16:12.197
Where have you two been hiding?
1066
01:16:12.239 --> 01:16:13.991
I've been looking all over.
1067
01:16:14.032 --> 01:16:16.201
- I got you a card.
- Ah.
1068
01:16:16.493 --> 01:16:18.871
How sweet of you.
1069
01:16:19.788 --> 01:16:21.415
Not surprised you've been lying low,
1070
01:16:21.456 --> 01:16:23.625
with all that council nonsense
as well.
1071
01:16:24.251 --> 01:16:25.752
Council nonsense?
1072
01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:28.964
Here.
1073
01:16:29.798 --> 01:16:31.800
Oh! Thank you.
1074
01:16:32.301 --> 01:16:34.344
- Aren't you going to open it?
- Yeah.
1075
01:16:38.098 --> 01:16:40.601
Oh, Irene, that's too kind.
1076
01:16:40.642 --> 01:16:44.146
Look, Bob. Bob, look. Your own bed.
1077
01:16:44.188 --> 01:16:47.191
I don't know what to say.
I feel awful. This is, erm...
1078
01:16:48.483 --> 01:16:51.153
You really have no idea, do you?
1079
01:16:53.488 --> 01:16:54.990
- See?
- There he is.
1080
01:16:56.658 --> 01:16:58.952
- Merry Christmas, James.
- Thank you.
1081
01:16:58.994 --> 01:17:01.413
- It's all right.
- It's really kind of you.
1082
01:17:01.455 --> 01:17:02.497
Merry Christmas, James.
1083
01:17:02.539 --> 01:17:03.999
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
1084
01:17:04.041 --> 01:17:05.167
Merry Christmas, James.
1085
01:17:05.209 --> 01:17:06.585
Merry Christmas,
Bob and James.
1086
01:17:06.627 --> 01:17:08.295
Merry Christmas, my love.
1087
01:17:08.337 --> 01:17:10.589
- Merry Christmas.
- Where have you all come from?
1088
01:17:10.631 --> 01:17:12.299
Thank you.
1089
01:17:12.341 --> 01:17:14.635
Wow. Thank you.
1090
01:17:14.676 --> 01:17:16.595
- Happy Christmas.
- Thank you so much.
1091
01:17:17.095 --> 01:17:19.515
- I don't know what to say.
- Happy Christmas, James.
1092
01:17:19.556 --> 01:17:22.476
All right, mate.
Got a little surprise for you.
1093
01:17:22.518 --> 01:17:25.062
This is for Bob.
1094
01:17:25.395 --> 01:17:27.814
And that is panda from China.
1095
01:17:27.856 --> 01:17:29.441
Thank you so much.
1096
01:17:30.150 --> 01:17:32.819
- Look, Bob. Look.
- Doesn't he look lovely?
1097
01:17:32.861 --> 01:17:34.279
What you do think?
You like it?
1098
01:17:34.321 --> 01:17:35.781
- It's very kind of you.
- Right, follow me.
1099
01:17:37.741 --> 01:17:38.992
Thank you.
1100
01:17:39.743 --> 01:17:40.744
James.
1101
01:17:42.037 --> 01:17:43.205
Mick.
1102
01:17:44.331 --> 01:17:49.294
This is my daughter, Maisie,
and this is my grandson, Michael.
1103
01:17:50.420 --> 01:17:52.422
Wow. Michael, look at you.
1104
01:17:55.384 --> 01:17:58.053
That thing you said to me in the pub,
you know, made me think, and, er...
1105
01:18:00.597 --> 01:18:01.765
Here we are.
1106
01:18:04.977 --> 01:18:06.019
Thanks.
1107
01:18:20.784 --> 01:18:23.036
Over my dead body.
1108
01:18:24.371 --> 01:18:26.498
- Let me handle this.
- Fine.
1109
01:18:26.540 --> 01:18:30.335
If you could all just give me
a moment, just to speak to James.
1110
01:18:32.629 --> 01:18:33.714
Yeah.
1111
01:18:34.381 --> 01:18:37.509
- Can you keep hold of Bob?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
1112
01:18:39.469 --> 01:18:40.679
You'll be all right, Bob.
1113
01:18:42.764 --> 01:18:44.600
You really should
switch your phone on.
1114
01:18:44.641 --> 01:18:46.143
Might have avoided all this.
1115
01:18:46.602 --> 01:18:49.104
It's been a difficult few days.
1116
01:18:49.146 --> 01:18:50.439
For all of us.
1117
01:18:51.231 --> 01:18:55.319
Anyhow, we've been speaking
to people, evaluating your case.
1118
01:18:55.360 --> 01:18:56.945
So have I, and, erm...
1119
01:18:59.239 --> 01:19:01.533
- I think I've decided that...
- Wait.
1120
01:19:03.285 --> 01:19:04.286
Do you know what these are?
1121
01:19:06.205 --> 01:19:09.416
Letters, notes, cards, emails...
1122
01:19:10.375 --> 01:19:12.878
"I'd just lost my husband of 40 years.
1123
01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:14.838
"The curtains were still drawn
from the funeral.
1124
01:19:15.255 --> 01:19:17.716
"But when James let me
spend a few minutes with Bob,
1125
01:19:17.758 --> 01:19:20.052
"it gave me a reason
to draw back the curtains.
1126
01:19:20.594 --> 01:19:23.388
"You could say they've let the light
back into my life."
1127
01:19:24.681 --> 01:19:28.644
There's an online petition too.
800 signatures in less than 24 hours.
1128
01:19:29.311 --> 01:19:30.687
What? Who...
1129
01:19:30.729 --> 01:19:34.733
Er, under the name MoodyMo12?
1130
01:19:39.112 --> 01:19:42.241
That's, that's all amazing,
but, erm...
1131
01:19:43.867 --> 01:19:45.744
I know you'll look after him,
1132
01:19:46.370 --> 01:19:49.623
and, erm, I know it's for the best.
1133
01:19:49.665 --> 01:19:52.417
James. No.
1134
01:19:53.252 --> 01:19:55.003
You don't understand.
1135
01:19:56.463 --> 01:19:58.006
You belong together.
1136
01:19:58.423 --> 01:20:00.551
We're not looking after him. You are.
1137
01:20:03.554 --> 01:20:05.806
I... I don't know what to say.
1138
01:20:05.848 --> 01:20:07.307
There's something else.
1139
01:20:07.724 --> 01:20:10.644
A charity, Inspirational Animals.
1140
01:20:10.978 --> 01:20:13.480
Uh, they work with therapy animals.
1141
01:20:13.522 --> 01:20:15.190
They visit people in hospitals.
1142
01:20:15.232 --> 01:20:18.151
They want you and Bob
to be paid ambassadors.
1143
01:20:19.486 --> 01:20:20.571
What?
1144
01:20:21.321 --> 01:20:23.115
Really?
1145
01:20:23.949 --> 01:20:25.033
What?
1146
01:20:26.743 --> 01:20:28.036
- Really?
- Yeah.
1147
01:20:28.871 --> 01:20:31.790
Might come in handy
when Bob visits the hospitals.
1148
01:20:34.209 --> 01:20:35.252
Thank you.
1149
01:20:35.294 --> 01:20:36.712
Think you're so bloody clever,
don't you?
1150
01:20:37.629 --> 01:20:40.048
Oh. I've got...
1151
01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:43.218
For all you've done.
1152
01:20:44.928 --> 01:20:47.723
James. Did I miss anything?
1153
01:20:50.058 --> 01:20:51.268
I get to keep him.
1154
01:20:51.935 --> 01:20:53.103
You get to keep him.
1155
01:21:03.280 --> 01:21:05.824
♪ Mother and child
1156
01:21:06.074 --> 01:21:12.998
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild
1157
01:21:13.040 --> 01:21:20.047
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace
1158
01:21:20.088 --> 01:21:25.177
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
1159
01:21:27.304 --> 01:21:29.181
See? I told you.
1160
01:21:29.223 --> 01:21:31.850
The butter maker.
You reap what you sow.
1161
01:21:31.892 --> 01:21:33.685
- Except you left out a bit.
- Did I?
1162
01:21:34.102 --> 01:21:36.438
Sometimes you don't even know
you've got seeds to sow.
1163
01:21:36.480 --> 01:21:38.106
Well, we all have those.
1164
01:21:38.899 --> 01:21:41.151
Like the miserly king, who...
1165
01:21:41.193 --> 01:21:42.653
Moody.
1166
01:21:42.694 --> 01:21:44.071
Thank you, Charles.
1167
01:21:46.281 --> 01:21:47.866
Look. Look, look.
1168
01:21:49.409 --> 01:21:51.161
Oh, my Lord. It's Arabella.
1169
01:21:51.578 --> 01:21:53.038
It's the cook from the television.
1170
01:21:54.748 --> 01:21:56.667
She's only second cousin
to the flipping queen.
1171
01:21:57.292 --> 01:22:00.087
Well, quite the fan club.
1172
01:22:01.088 --> 01:22:04.675
Mr Bowen, I couldn't let Christmas
pass without repaying your kindness.
1173
01:22:08.637 --> 01:22:12.182
And if there's anything I can ever do
for you and Bob, any time...
1174
01:22:12.599 --> 01:22:14.351
Thank you.
1175
01:22:19.731 --> 01:22:20.816
Hey.
1176
01:22:25.529 --> 01:22:28.448
- Merry Christmas.
- Happy Christmas.
1177
01:22:28.490 --> 01:22:30.367
Merry Christmas.
1178
01:22:30.409 --> 01:22:31.869
Look, Bob. Snow.
1179
01:22:31.910 --> 01:22:33.787
Happy Christmas.
1180
01:22:54.391 --> 01:22:56.768
Bob. Try a bit of this.
1181
01:22:57.769 --> 01:22:59.813
- Good boy.
- See you soon. Yeah, bye.
1182
01:23:01.523 --> 01:23:02.816
He's almost back.
1183
01:23:03.233 --> 01:23:04.902
Yeah? Hey.
1184
01:23:08.030 --> 01:23:10.199
- Something smells good.
- Ben.
1185
01:23:10.449 --> 01:23:12.743
- How did it go? Yeah?
- Amazing.
1186
01:23:12.784 --> 01:23:14.912
Could have sold 'em all,
but I kept one back for you.
1187
01:23:15.204 --> 01:23:18.457
- Wow. Look at that.
- Best-selling issue of the year.
1188
01:23:18.498 --> 01:23:20.083
I've gotta show him. There he is.
1189
01:23:20.542 --> 01:23:21.752
- Look at this, mate.
- Hi, Ben.
1190
01:23:21.793 --> 01:23:23.754
- How you doing?
- Look. Cover star.
1191
01:23:23.795 --> 01:23:26.465
Hey, look. What do you think?
1192
01:23:26.715 --> 01:23:28.800
Look, Bob? Do you like it?
1193
01:23:30.010 --> 01:23:33.805
I'm gonna put it up here, OK?
Pride of place on the mantelpiece.
1194
01:23:35.015 --> 01:23:37.017
- Right, drinks. Drinks.
- Drinks.
1195
01:23:38.060 --> 01:23:39.561
- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.
1196
01:23:39.603 --> 01:23:41.480
- To Christmas.
- Oh! Quick. It's starting.
1197
01:23:41.522 --> 01:23:42.564
Oh.
1198
01:23:47.277 --> 01:23:50.364
This year once again
we are spending Christmas Day
1199
01:23:50.405 --> 01:23:53.242
at the splendid Upper Street Project.
1200
01:23:53.825 --> 01:23:57.079
A charity which strives
to spread some seasonal cheer
1201
01:23:57.120 --> 01:24:00.249
to those who may be struggling
to make ends meet.
1202
01:24:00.499 --> 01:24:02.167
Hm. She's an angel.
1203
01:24:02.209 --> 01:24:03.836
So, what do we have for you today?
1204
01:24:03.877 --> 01:24:06.713
After the savoury, always some sweet.
1205
01:24:07.047 --> 01:24:08.757
Now, let's see if these are ready.
1206
01:24:11.343 --> 01:24:14.137
Ah. Perfect. Golden brown.
1207
01:24:15.472 --> 01:24:19.685
Now, these treats would grace
any Christmas table.
1208
01:24:20.561 --> 01:24:22.104
Especially these,
1209
01:24:22.563 --> 01:24:25.691
which I've made in honour
of a very special friend of mine,
1210
01:24:26.233 --> 01:24:30.445
without whom I may never have known
of this quite remarkable place.
1211
01:24:31.572 --> 01:24:34.074
Bob, look. You're on TV.
1212
01:24:35.450 --> 01:24:37.035
Happy Christmas, Bob.
1213
01:24:38.620 --> 01:24:39.997
Now, turkey...
1214
01:24:40.038 --> 01:24:41.290
He's been eating all morning.
1215
01:24:41.331 --> 01:24:42.708
He's had a couple
of pigs in blankets, hasn't he?
1216
01:24:42.749 --> 01:24:44.793
He doesn't seem
to be too interested.
1217
01:24:45.169 --> 01:24:46.420
Thank you.
1218
01:24:46.795 --> 01:24:47.838
Mm.
1219
01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:50.174
Me and Bob were thinking
we might play charades later.
1220
01:24:50.507 --> 01:24:51.717
- What do you think?
- Yeah.
1221
01:24:51.758 --> 01:24:52.759
We should start thinking of some.
1222
01:24:52.801 --> 01:24:54.469
I don't know how I can ever thank you.
1223
01:24:54.511 --> 01:24:56.096
You don't need to thank me.
1224
01:24:56.138 --> 01:24:57.514
I've started work on the new book.
1225
01:24:57.806 --> 01:24:59.558
If I hadn't met you,
I'd never have thought of it.
1226
01:24:59.600 --> 01:25:01.894
- Thought of what?
- What to write.
1227
01:25:01.935 --> 01:25:05.480
Actually, I've got
a little gift for you.
1228
01:25:05.522 --> 01:25:07.816
Happy Christmas.
1229
01:25:16.283 --> 01:25:19.494
Ah, mate. Ah, this is so cool.
1230
01:25:19.536 --> 01:25:20.746
It's from me and Bob.
1231
01:25:21.955 --> 01:25:23.707
- Thank you.
- It's all right.
1232
01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:37.012
I didn't know what to get you,
and then I remembered your nan's tree
1233
01:25:37.054 --> 01:25:40.015
and the messages about Christmas
1234
01:25:40.057 --> 01:25:42.017
and the feeling it gave you and...
1235
01:25:42.059 --> 01:25:44.978
The Little Book of Bob.
1236
01:25:45.020 --> 01:25:46.522
Oh, it's beautiful.
1237
01:25:46.813 --> 01:25:49.358
Yeah, it is.
1238
01:26:00.661 --> 01:26:01.995
What have you got in here?
1239
01:26:07.292 --> 01:26:08.961
Yeah.
1240
01:28:48.036 --> 01:28:50.998
♪ A crowd can be quite lonely
1241
01:28:51.456 --> 01:28:54.751
♪ And the cold, it ain't great
1242
01:28:55.794 --> 01:28:58.839
♪ Lights can be misleading
1243
01:28:58.881 --> 01:29:02.092
♪ They ain't showing me the way
1244
01:29:03.719 --> 01:29:07.014
♪ London town, it shuts right down
1245
01:29:07.055 --> 01:29:09.892
♪ When the snowflakes hit the floor
1246
01:29:11.226 --> 01:29:14.605
♪ Christmas maybe ain't for me
1247
01:29:14.646 --> 01:29:17.900
♪ I'll show it to the door
1248
01:29:18.984 --> 01:29:21.820
♪ Whiteboard in the station
1249
01:29:22.779 --> 01:29:25.908
♪ Is giving sound advice
1250
01:29:26.867 --> 01:29:29.745
♪ Patience is rewarded
1251
01:29:30.037 --> 01:29:33.373
♪ You don't have to tell me twice
1252
01:29:34.541 --> 01:29:37.794
♪ I'll patiently be waiting
1253
01:29:37.836 --> 01:29:41.131
♪ For you to take that tinsel down
1254
01:29:42.216 --> 01:29:45.636
♪ Christmas maybe ain't for me
1255
01:29:45.677 --> 01:29:49.056
♪ I'll see you when it's out
1256
01:29:49.097 --> 01:29:51.892
♪ See you when it's out
1257
01:29:52.976 --> 01:29:55.854
♪ But this year
1258
01:29:56.897 --> 01:29:59.274
♪ I got you
1259
01:30:00.776 --> 01:30:03.987
♪ Yeah, this year
1260
01:30:04.279 --> 01:30:07.115
♪ To see me through
1261
01:30:08.575 --> 01:30:12.371
♪ It ain't a season, it is a feeling
1262
01:30:12.412 --> 01:30:14.623
♪ A kind of glow
1263
01:30:15.958 --> 01:30:18.168
♪ Oh, it ain't a season
1264
01:30:18.210 --> 01:30:20.087
♪ It is a feeling
1265
01:30:20.128 --> 01:30:23.382
♪ Now I know
1266
01:30:24.007 --> 01:30:25.884
♪ Now I know
1267
01:30:28.846 --> 01:30:32.057
♪ The colours all remind me
1268
01:30:32.099 --> 01:30:35.394
♪ Of being pushed out in the rain
1269
01:30:36.395 --> 01:30:39.606
♪ When nothing's really open
1270
01:30:40.023 --> 01:30:43.110
♪ And the bus don't run the same
1271
01:30:44.152 --> 01:30:47.239
♪ I guess I'll be walking
1272
01:30:47.698 --> 01:30:51.034
♪ As you eat your five-a-day
1273
01:30:52.077 --> 01:30:55.372
♪ Christmas maybe ain't for me
1274
01:30:55.414 --> 01:30:58.876
♪ I'll just be on my way
1275
01:30:58.917 --> 01:31:01.336
♪ Be on my way
1276
01:31:02.796 --> 01:31:04.631
♪ And this year
1277
01:31:06.049 --> 01:31:08.177
♪ I got you
1278
01:31:10.095 --> 01:31:12.556
♪ Yeah, this year
1279
01:31:13.682 --> 01:31:15.684
♪ To see me through
1280
01:31:17.853 --> 01:31:21.523
♪ It ain't a season, it is a feeling
1281
01:31:21.565 --> 01:31:23.650
♪ A kind of glow
1282
01:31:25.444 --> 01:31:29.281
♪ It ain't a season, it is a feeling
1283
01:31:29.323 --> 01:31:32.743
♪ Now I know
1284
01:31:33.118 --> 01:31:36.163
♪ That this year
1285
01:31:37.164 --> 01:31:39.333
♪ I got you
1286
01:31:40.918 --> 01:31:43.670
♪ Yeah, this year
1287
01:31:44.671 --> 01:31:47.132
♪ To see me through
1288
01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:52.429
♪ It ain't a season, it is a feeling
1289
01:31:52.471 --> 01:31:54.515
♪ A kind of glow
1290
01:31:56.391 --> 01:32:00.354
♪ Yeah, it ain't a season
It is a feeling
1291
01:32:00.395 --> 01:32:03.524
♪ Now I know
1292
01:32:04.191 --> 01:32:07.986
♪ Now I know
1293
01:32:08.028 --> 01:32:11.740
♪ Now I know
1294
01:32:12.032 --> 01:32:14.243
♪ Now I know ♪