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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL COMEDY SPECIAL
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Official YIFY movies site:
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ALEX FERNÁNDEZ
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THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD
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Let's begin with the jokes, okay?
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I'm Alex Fernández,
and I'm the best comedian in the world.
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Thank you very much.
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Yes.
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What's so funny, man?
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It's okay.
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When I said that,
I know some of you thought,
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"Wait till I open Twitter.
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The minute I step out of here,
he'll hear me out."
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Fine, I know you don't believe me.
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It's hard to make you believe
I'm the best comedian in the world,
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but it's my job...
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Convincing you is my job.
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This wasn't easy.
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It started when I quit my job
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after seven years working in an office.
Seven years.
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Seven years.
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It's a hell of a lot. Seven years!
It's a lot.
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Have you done something for seven years
other than existing? It's a lot.
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That's why elementary school is six years.
It's more than enough.
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One day, I couldn't take it anymore
and told my boss,
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"Boss, we need to talk.
Let's go to a conference room."
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We went to a conference room
and I told her straight out,
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"Boss, I'm here to..."
No, I didn't punch her.
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No, it's communication. Someone
from Sonora might say, "Punch her!"
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No, wait...
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It's communication. I told her, "Boss,
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I'm quitting. I'm going to be a comedian."
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And my boss said two words
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I never forget when I'm on stage,
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which I carry with me tonight
just as all other nights...
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She said, "Fuck, man!"
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The woman said, "Fuck, man!"
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'Cause she didn't believe me.
And why didn't she?
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I didn't know, but two weeks earlier,
someone else had quit
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saying he wanted to be a wrestler.
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Just like that.
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My former boss
was the well of broken dreams.
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Everyone threw coins at her.
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"I don't want to be an accountant anymore,
I want to be an astronaut."
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I found it poetic.
I was a wrestling fan when I was little.
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Mexican wrestling, such showmanship!
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I will never forget,
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for example, when my brother took me
to the Arena México for the first time.
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It's a wonderful place.
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If you're not from Mexico City,
when you come here,
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keep an eye on your belongings, but...
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go to the Arena México,
it's a wonderful place.
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So, I remember when I went there,
I couldn't believe it. It was like...
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"Hey, brother!
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This is where they live!"
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I was so naive, so innocent.
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I had the action figures and the ring.
When I finished playing,
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I'd keep them underneath.
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To me, that's where they all lived.
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Under the ring.
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Perro Aguayo, his wife,
all of them lying there.
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I can't believe the spectacle I'm seeing.
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And there, in a corner of the ring,
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is Místico, glowing.
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Místico, glowing like this.
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Picture his ass. There he was, like this.
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There was Místico.
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Because Místico shines, right?
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His mask, his pants, his chest.
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No one knows why...
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but his chest shines,
the motherfucker sweats glitter.
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His son must be really happy.
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"Dad, I finished my school project."
"Let me decorate it, Son. There.
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An 'M' is still missing. There you go."
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No.
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And my brother tells me, "That's not all.
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You can interact with the wrestlers."
I didn't know that.
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It was my first time there.
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And it may be very chilango,
it's a Mexico City thing.
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If you're not from there,
you won't get it.
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Did anyone come from far away?
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From northern Mexico?
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Where are you from?
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-From McAllen, Texas.
-McAllen, Texas.
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Oh, from Monterrey, right?
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From...
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Okay, from McAllen, Texas, great.
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Where else do you come from? You?
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One said Nuevo León,
the other said Monterrey.
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There's a problem there.
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One of you is denying your origin.
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"I'm from the entire state of Nuevo León,
saves you the trouble."
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Okay, fine. Look, this is so chilango.
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You won't get it, but...
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this guy steps up there.
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Místico is in the ring,
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and he starts yelling at him,
greeting him halfway through the match.
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"Místico!
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Místico!
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Místico!"
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But Místico wouldn't turn his way.
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There he was, ignoring him...
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showing everyone his ass.
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A checkmark on each buttock.
There he was.
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"Místico!
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Místico!
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Místico!"
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And Místico wouldn't turn around.
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That's what makes him mystical, I guess.
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"Místico!
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Místico!
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Místico!"
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So Místico turns around.
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And the guy tells him,
"Fuck you, Místico!"
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What a moment!
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My Mexico.
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I know it's a very chilango thing.
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Here, in Mexico City,
we yell at each other all the time.
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I know you didn't get the joke.
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Don't worry, I have the exact same joke
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Monterrey version, just for you.
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Tonight, same joke...
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Monterrey version,
just for the two of you.
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An insult for the rest of you here,
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but a prize for you. Tonight...
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same joke,
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Monterrey version.
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Same joke...
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but Monterrey version. Exactly.
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"Místico!
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Místico!
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Místico!"
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And Místico wouldn't turn around.
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There he was, showing his ass,
ignoring him.
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A checkmark on each buttock.
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"Místico!
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Místico!
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Místico!"
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And Místico wouldn't turn around.
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That's what makes him mystical, I guess.
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"Místico!
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Místico!"
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Místico turns around...
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and the guy says, "Fuck you, you pussy!"
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There you go.
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What a moment!
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I'm growing up. I'm...
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As the best comedian in the world,
I'm growing up.
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I've discovered what being grown-up is.
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I know what it is.
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It's realizing you did stupid things
when you were little. That's growing up.
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If you think you didn't do stupid things
when you were little,
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it's because you're still immature.
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We're so stupid.
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We are born stupid.
That's why kids go to school,
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to shed their stupidity.
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Nature is wise.
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It knows...
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we're stupid.
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That's why it shelters us, it protects us.
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Raise your hand, don't be shy...
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if you are or know a kid
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that fell off a first floor
and came out unharmed.
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Where are my boys?
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Okay, we have a few.
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My pal with the glasses here.
Hi, what's your name?
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Emanuel.
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Did you fall or was it some other kid?
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It was you, wasn't it? Of course!
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Make it a point, "I'm the one who fell."
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Okay. How did you fall, Emanuel?
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You fell...
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down the stairs.
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Oh, there were no stairs.
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Just like a puppy... I didn't get it.
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You were on a first floor?
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It was a ladder and they took it away.
Where did you live?
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In a Lego house or something?
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And your memory didn't register...
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So he said, "The ladder is still there."
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And down you go.
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How old were you...
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when this happened? Six? Okay.
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Your parents were such morons, right?
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They just thought,
"Take the ladder away, what could happen?
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The kid knows. The kid can see.
He'll be all right."
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But nothing happened to you,
right, Emanuel? Luckily, you're here.
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I'm so glad. And look...
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I'm not saying a kid falling is funny.
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On the contrary, it's very funny.
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It's true when they say,
"They're made of rubber."
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A kid falls, and he bounces.
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And...
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"Let's get
some Delaware Punch or something."
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They just ignore it.
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But the mom is hysterical, "He fell!
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My little Emanuel fell!
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From the first floor, the ladder
was gone. I don't know, he fell.
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We took it away to clean it.
I don't know what happened!
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I'm shocked.
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Shocked. Look, feel me.
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Yes, he was in his uniform.
He's such a moron, he'll get it dirty!
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Tomorrow is everyday uniform!"
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That can happen to a kid.
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And the odds nothing will happen are high.
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On the other hand,
an elderly can't fall like that.
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Yes. It's not that old people are wise,
they're just careful not to fall.
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There comes an age when falling
and Ebola are not that different.
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At the same level. I'm not saying
it's funny when an old man falls.
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It's very funny because...
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it's slow.
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Introduction, conflict, conclusions.
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Questions, answers,
everything happens there.
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So he's... "Well, here we are.
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Another day, another dollar. Bring it on!
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It'll take me all day to get to the store.
Let's do it!
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Damn it!
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Damn!
What's this mysterious stone pavement?
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What's going on?
I miscalculated. No, what the...?
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Yes, it's started.
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The fall has started.
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Day one.
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It's like leaning down, but faster.
Here we go.
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Can anyone please help me?
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Help! I'm in uniform too!
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But my supermarket stacker uniform!
Please help!"
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My point here is it's good to share
our stupidity
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because we grow up.
Emanuel, today you've become...
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a grown-up. Congratulations.
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So, I'll share one of my favorite
stupid moments with you,
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my first drunken binge.
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It happened when I was 16.
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If you're under age, don't drink.
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Stay away from drugs.
Don't do anything. Don't exist.
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It's a horrible age, 16.
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A story with three main characters:
Alex Fernández and two of his friends.
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One is Miguel.
The other guy's name isn't this one,
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but after that, that's how we called him,
Vomitrón.
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Alex Fernández, Miguel and Vomitrón.
The three of us, hanging out.
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We're ready for adventure.
We have movie tickets.
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And, all of a sudden,
Miguel had this spark of stupidity.
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You know that spark?
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It comes from here, this brain lobe.
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This is where all stupidity comes from.
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Right? The side of the brain
that makes you say things like,
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"What if we drive down the footpath?"
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What did Miguel's master plan consist of?
It was very simple.
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They'd drop us at the movie theater,
we'd pretend we go in,
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but would go to a store,
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buy alcohol, then grab a cab,
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go to Gordo's party,
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ingest all the alcohol
we could drink in 45 minutes...
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and go back to the movie theater.
Nothing could go wrong.
255
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Not even the PRI knew this con.
256
00:15:14.705 --> 00:15:16.498
Bulletproof. I mean it.
257
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So, they dropped us at the movies,
258
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we pretend we go in.
259
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Smaller, kind of...
260
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We took a cab and went to an Oxxo,
261
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bought really cheap alcohol,
262
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this vodka...
263
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It was a while ago,
there was no Four Loko.
264
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The young ones laugh.
265
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The older audience goes, "Four Loko?
You're loco, I don't get it."
266
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Don't worry.
267
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I'll explain.
268
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Four Loko is a horrible beverage
269
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you can either drink
or mop the floor with.
270
00:15:54.995 --> 00:15:56.455
We bought this cheap vodka,
271
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this cheap vodka which, at a distance,
272
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seemed to have
some Russian guy on the label...
273
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dressed in fur, killing a moose.
274
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Vodkinski, here!
275
00:16:09.635 --> 00:16:12.471
But you look closer and,
"Oh, no, it's a Monterrey dude."
276
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In a fur coat. "Boy, it's freezing!"
277
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Monterrinski.
278
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Some grape juice,
279
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which wasn't even grape juice,
it was this disgusting purple thing.
280
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Some nibbles,
281
00:16:26.694 --> 00:16:30.030
and off we go to Gordo's party,
which was for teenagers.
282
00:16:30.114 --> 00:16:31.991
Are there any teenagers here tonight?
283
00:16:34.034 --> 00:16:35.619
I hate you.
284
00:16:37.538 --> 00:16:39.623
The worst time of my life. It's horrible.
285
00:16:40.165 --> 00:16:41.542
You're horny all day.
286
00:16:42.835 --> 00:16:46.171
You have no money, no self-esteem.
You have nothing, it's horrible.
287
00:16:49.425 --> 00:16:50.801
So we get to Gordo's party.
288
00:16:50.884 --> 00:16:52.886
At that age, we all want to be grown-ups.
289
00:16:52.970 --> 00:16:54.888
It's horrible.
So the girls there are going...
290
00:17:06.316 --> 00:17:07.776
"Like, I hate it.
291
00:17:09.194 --> 00:17:11.280
I hate biology.
292
00:17:13.282 --> 00:17:15.034
It's so hard and useless.
293
00:17:15.117 --> 00:17:17.578
I hate it. Oh, it's upside down...
Like, I'm so stupid."
294
00:17:21.248 --> 00:17:22.708
Everyone's there, dancing,
295
00:17:22.791 --> 00:17:25.502
but weird, kind of in a circle,
as if it were a ritual.
296
00:17:27.713 --> 00:17:28.797
Two dance at the center,
297
00:17:29.048 --> 00:17:31.008
humiliate themselves, go back.
That's right.
298
00:17:35.429 --> 00:17:37.264
And there you are, all stupid...
299
00:17:54.156 --> 00:17:56.450
You know what's worse?
There was always this jokester
300
00:17:56.533 --> 00:17:59.244
who'd do his jokes on the dance floor,
and everyone loved him.
301
00:17:59.328 --> 00:18:01.830
"Is Carlitos coming? I hope he is."
"Carlitos is the best."
302
00:18:01.914 --> 00:18:02.790
"There he is."
303
00:18:07.503 --> 00:18:09.171
"I hope he does the taco seller dance."
304
00:18:11.840 --> 00:18:13.217
"With pineapple, Carlitos."
305
00:18:15.385 --> 00:18:16.428
"Carlitos is the best."
306
00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:19.765
"Too bad he's adopted."
307
00:18:22.726 --> 00:18:24.144
Kids are so cruel.
308
00:18:25.437 --> 00:18:27.314
A big hand to all adopted kids!
309
00:18:28.232 --> 00:18:29.441
Wherever you are.
310
00:18:32.820 --> 00:18:34.905
Adopt, don't buy. So...
311
00:18:42.371 --> 00:18:44.289
Here we are, at Gordo's drunken binge.
312
00:18:44.706 --> 00:18:46.917
We drank all the alcohol we could.
313
00:18:47.376 --> 00:18:48.836
One liter between the three of us.
314
00:18:49.419 --> 00:18:50.629
Checked!
315
00:18:51.380 --> 00:18:53.173
That's when I felt it kicked.
316
00:18:53.257 --> 00:18:54.842
For the first time in my life,
317
00:18:54.925 --> 00:18:57.386
I felt this beast coming out of my belly.
318
00:18:58.387 --> 00:18:59.263
It kind of...
319
00:19:00.097 --> 00:19:01.181
surges out from here.
320
00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:03.183
And takes control of your life for good.
321
00:19:05.561 --> 00:19:07.563
"Here I am, Alejandro, I'm alcohol."
322
00:19:09.273 --> 00:19:12.401
"What are you doing?"
"I'll be here until you get a divorce."
323
00:19:13.861 --> 00:19:16.697
"Everything is spinning, I'm not.
What's going on? Help!"
324
00:19:18.782 --> 00:19:20.450
But I swear it was going fine.
325
00:19:20.534 --> 00:19:21.952
They drop us at the movies.
326
00:19:22.452 --> 00:19:25.080
Everything's just as planned.
We're at the movies, hammered.
327
00:19:36.091 --> 00:19:37.217
"What, lady?
328
00:19:39.136 --> 00:19:41.638
What are you staring at? What? Get a life!
329
00:19:43.265 --> 00:19:44.850
I love life! Gimme a kiss."
330
00:19:48.478 --> 00:19:51.440
But we forgot one tiny detail,
Vomitrón's mom was picking us up.
331
00:19:51.523 --> 00:19:52.441
So she pulls over.
332
00:19:52.983 --> 00:19:56.111
I don't know what we were thinking,
that a carriage would pick us up?
333
00:19:56.862 --> 00:19:58.155
So Vomitrón's mom pulls over.
334
00:19:58.238 --> 00:19:59.698
The three of us were hammered.
335
00:19:59.823 --> 00:20:01.408
And that's when the problem began.
336
00:20:01.909 --> 00:20:03.243
That's when the stupidity started.
337
00:20:03.869 --> 00:20:06.455
"We're hammered, man! Why did we do this?"
338
00:20:06.580 --> 00:20:07.748
"What now?"
339
00:20:07.831 --> 00:20:09.917
"Put coins in your mouth, it'll go away."
340
00:20:13.212 --> 00:20:14.796
We're there, like piggy banks.
341
00:20:15.797 --> 00:20:17.674
Thank God for our savings!
342
00:20:20.969 --> 00:20:22.387
Until Miguel rises from the ashes,
343
00:20:22.471 --> 00:20:23.430
like the Phoenix.
344
00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:26.433
"Relax...
345
00:20:33.315 --> 00:20:34.358
I have a plan.
346
00:20:35.192 --> 00:20:37.903
We can outwit this 47-year-old woman.
347
00:20:41.156 --> 00:20:42.074
No fucking sweat.
348
00:20:43.867 --> 00:20:45.327
Vomitrón, I'll outwit your mom.
349
00:20:48.247 --> 00:20:50.374
I have a plan.
Let's just hold our breath."
350
00:20:54.419 --> 00:20:55.754
"See?" "All right."
351
00:20:55.837 --> 00:20:56.672
"Perfect."
352
00:21:11.061 --> 00:21:13.981
"How was the movie?"
"Oh, sorry, we're hammered!"
353
00:21:16.608 --> 00:21:18.443
Our plan lasted ten seconds.
354
00:21:25.534 --> 00:21:27.619
Vomitrón's mom got mad.
355
00:21:27.744 --> 00:21:30.664
She asked the obvious question,
"You drank?" We said no.
356
00:21:32.416 --> 00:21:35.002
For that's when negotiation
with the grown-up starts.
357
00:21:35.627 --> 00:21:38.755
Yes, first you go, "No, we didn't drink."
And as the grown-up gets angrier...
358
00:21:40.132 --> 00:21:42.092
you fuel up the negotiation.
359
00:21:42.592 --> 00:21:44.428
This is how great empires were founded.
360
00:21:44.678 --> 00:21:46.680
The fucking Mayan Empire,
that's how it started.
361
00:21:47.764 --> 00:21:49.808
"Did you drink?" "No, stupid woman!"
362
00:21:52.602 --> 00:21:54.855
"You didn't? The motherfucker
is shirtless!" "Okay...
363
00:21:58.984 --> 00:21:59.901
touché!
364
00:22:01.445 --> 00:22:02.279
We may...
365
00:22:03.030 --> 00:22:03.989
We just may have...
366
00:22:04.406 --> 00:22:05.365
had a drink.
367
00:22:06.199 --> 00:22:08.076
A little tiny one, with three straws.
368
00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:10.203
Not regular straws,
the thin ones for coffee, ma'am."
369
00:22:10.287 --> 00:22:12.414
Turtles didn't go ballistic back then,
come on!
370
00:22:13.665 --> 00:22:14.499
"We only had one."
371
00:22:14.583 --> 00:22:16.293
"One? You reek!"
372
00:22:16.376 --> 00:22:18.378
"Okay, a medium-sized drink. Satisfied?"
373
00:22:19.796 --> 00:22:22.674
So there we were, negotiating,
and I make a pause
374
00:22:23.258 --> 00:22:26.136
to read the situation.
We were in a horrible Cutlass,
375
00:22:27.721 --> 00:22:29.639
an ugly old Cutlass.
376
00:22:30.015 --> 00:22:32.559
Being a Cutlass,
it already smelled like booze...
377
00:22:34.144 --> 00:22:37.022
out of the dealer's.
"Look, it smells like brandy, see?"
378
00:22:40.609 --> 00:22:43.653
We were in the Cutlass, it starts raining.
Vomitrón's mom won't stop screaming.
379
00:22:43.737 --> 00:22:46.198
And Vomitrón is sitting there,
receiving the information.
380
00:22:50.369 --> 00:22:51.328
"Yes, Mom."
381
00:22:51.411 --> 00:22:52.788
Miguel is falling asleep...
382
00:22:54.623 --> 00:22:55.791
"She's not my mom!
383
00:22:57.834 --> 00:22:59.836
No sweat, I couldn't care less."
384
00:23:10.764 --> 00:23:14.142
"La Calle de las Sirenas" is on the radio.
Just imagine.
385
00:23:15.602 --> 00:23:17.813
You're 16, drunk for the first time
386
00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:19.439
and "La Calle de las Sirenas"?
387
00:23:20.482 --> 00:23:22.275
It plays tricks on your mind. I'm there...
388
00:23:22.818 --> 00:23:23.777
being scolded,
389
00:23:23.860 --> 00:23:26.279
"I can't believe it! How could you?"
390
00:23:26.363 --> 00:23:27.280
And I'm there...
391
00:23:31.284 --> 00:23:32.911
Mermaids
392
00:23:33.662 --> 00:23:35.288
In the moon
393
00:23:38.417 --> 00:23:39.751
"Yes, ma'am."
394
00:23:43.797 --> 00:23:45.340
Soaking
395
00:23:46.216 --> 00:23:47.634
Stars
396
00:23:48.176 --> 00:23:50.178
With paint
397
00:23:52.806 --> 00:23:56.059
A thousand princesses dance by
With dresses...
398
00:23:56.143 --> 00:23:58.979
It was hard, so hard to be there.
399
00:24:05.318 --> 00:24:07.195
Then, I see Vomitrón
is having a hard time.
400
00:24:08.572 --> 00:24:10.157
He's really stiff, so strange.
401
00:24:15.328 --> 00:24:18.457
Weird, kind of like jelly,
his head wouldn't move but his body would.
402
00:24:19.541 --> 00:24:22.461
It was his gravity center.
There he was, focusing.
403
00:24:22.544 --> 00:24:24.379
For when she turned the wheel,
it would be...
404
00:24:30.469 --> 00:24:31.386
Speed bump.
405
00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:32.637
Nothing, focused.
406
00:24:35.724 --> 00:24:37.559
All of a sudden, his head starts moving.
407
00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:43.106
There, like a pressure cooker regulator.
408
00:24:47.486 --> 00:24:48.403
The beans are ready!
409
00:24:51.198 --> 00:24:53.074
And he wants to open the window.
410
00:24:55.869 --> 00:24:57.704
But it was a really old Cutlass, remember?
411
00:24:59.247 --> 00:25:00.624
The thing wouldn't come down.
412
00:25:02.209 --> 00:25:03.627
Eight turns per centimeter.
413
00:25:10.091 --> 00:25:11.968
And then, it would go up... so weird.
414
00:25:17.057 --> 00:25:18.433
And halfway open,
415
00:25:19.267 --> 00:25:21.603
in comes one of the most impressive barfs
416
00:25:23.104 --> 00:25:24.981
I've seen in my entire drunkard career.
417
00:25:26.233 --> 00:25:28.151
This thing that only sounded...
418
00:25:28.860 --> 00:25:29.778
and that's it.
419
00:25:33.698 --> 00:25:34.533
That's it.
420
00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:37.077
Like when you drop a one-gallon soda.
421
00:25:41.373 --> 00:25:42.415
There was no...
422
00:25:42.499 --> 00:25:43.333
No.
423
00:25:45.335 --> 00:25:46.294
There was no...
424
00:25:46.545 --> 00:25:47.379
No.
425
00:25:48.296 --> 00:25:50.423
There was no "Grab my hair, man," nothing.
426
00:26:02.686 --> 00:26:03.979
I swear, I hear that sound and...
427
00:26:04.521 --> 00:26:06.231
"Did we hit a dove? What the hell?
428
00:26:07.857 --> 00:26:09.651
Don't kill the wildlife, damn it!
429
00:26:10.193 --> 00:26:12.112
Mankind is so selfish!"
430
00:26:13.113 --> 00:26:14.781
So I turn around
and the whole windshield...
431
00:26:16.283 --> 00:26:17.409
smeared with it.
432
00:26:18.827 --> 00:26:19.744
On the inside.
433
00:26:21.788 --> 00:26:22.706
And the outside.
434
00:26:24.624 --> 00:26:25.834
A scientific marvel!
435
00:26:27.419 --> 00:26:29.170
The vomit hit the windshield...
436
00:26:29.754 --> 00:26:30.714
went out...
437
00:26:31.214 --> 00:26:33.883
and outside it said, "This is cool,"
and came back in.
438
00:26:36.177 --> 00:26:37.929
All purple there.
439
00:26:38.555 --> 00:26:40.515
With white chunks.
440
00:26:41.224 --> 00:26:44.561
Yes, you know, Vomitrón wanted Pingüinos.
441
00:26:47.564 --> 00:26:49.566
There's your Picasso, sir.
442
00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:53.778
Which his mother didn't take well,
obviously.
443
00:26:54.654 --> 00:26:56.406
"This is..."
444
00:26:56.489 --> 00:26:58.116
"Come on, Mom, chill..."
445
00:26:59.326 --> 00:27:00.535
So she has to pull over.
446
00:27:00.619 --> 00:27:03.830
And that's when extreme stupidity started.
447
00:27:04.205 --> 00:27:06.333
We went crazy. I tried to convince her,
448
00:27:06.416 --> 00:27:09.044
"No, Mrs. Vomitrón, the thing is...
449
00:27:11.171 --> 00:27:13.006
We got to Gordo's party,
450
00:27:13.089 --> 00:27:14.549
and you know Gordo...
451
00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:16.885
I mean, it was lame, so we got there,
452
00:27:16.968 --> 00:27:20.096
and it was so boring, we yawned.
453
00:27:20.180 --> 00:27:23.058
And when we yawned, they stuffed
our mouths with alcohol. That's right."
454
00:27:26.603 --> 00:27:28.772
The woman goes ballistic.
She won't stop screaming.
455
00:27:29.397 --> 00:27:30.649
And that's when Vomitrón...
456
00:27:31.983 --> 00:27:32.984
in an act of faith...
457
00:27:34.527 --> 00:27:35.487
in an act of love...
458
00:27:36.529 --> 00:27:37.739
straight from the heart,
459
00:27:38.698 --> 00:27:40.450
wanting to reattach his umbilical cord...
460
00:27:42.285 --> 00:27:45.121
which by then
was fractured by the situation...
461
00:27:47.082 --> 00:27:48.249
takes off his T-shirt...
462
00:27:49.834 --> 00:27:51.586
and starts cleaning the windshield.
463
00:27:54.005 --> 00:27:54.964
Yes, yes.
464
00:27:55.048 --> 00:27:56.007
The inside.
465
00:27:57.842 --> 00:27:59.594
And a little outside, not much.
466
00:27:59.719 --> 00:28:00.595
There he was.
467
00:28:00.679 --> 00:28:02.722
With his fake Aéropostale T-shirt...
468
00:28:04.557 --> 00:28:05.892
which made his mom even angrier.
469
00:28:05.975 --> 00:28:08.186
For who washed Vomitrón's T-shirts?
470
00:28:11.981 --> 00:28:14.275
The woman can't take it anymore.
She steps out of the car.
471
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:16.986
She's yelling, with hurtful words now.
472
00:28:17.070 --> 00:28:19.698
"You know? That's why I divorced your dad!
473
00:28:19.823 --> 00:28:20.949
This is what he'd do!
474
00:28:21.032 --> 00:28:23.660
You're just like him!
I'm divorcing you! I hate you!"
475
00:28:24.661 --> 00:28:27.956
She's trying to find someone to vent
her rage on, turns around, and her son...
476
00:28:29.666 --> 00:28:31.668
She sees Miguel, fast asleep,
and then she sees me.
477
00:28:33.461 --> 00:28:35.714
So she grabs me by the shirt...
478
00:28:36.965 --> 00:28:38.133
and tells me, "Alejandro!
479
00:28:39.134 --> 00:28:40.593
What are you thinking?
480
00:28:41.219 --> 00:28:43.722
What the fuck are you thinking?"
481
00:28:44.973 --> 00:28:46.391
And I'm, "Ma'am, what am I thinking?
482
00:28:48.560 --> 00:28:50.186
I'm 16, I don't think.
483
00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:54.149
But if you want an answer,
do you know what I'm thinking?
484
00:28:54.232 --> 00:28:56.025
In this ugly Cutlass,
485
00:28:56.109 --> 00:28:57.861
with your son puking, you yelling at me,
486
00:28:57.944 --> 00:28:59.946
this fucker asleep,
do you know what I'm thinking?
487
00:29:01.531 --> 00:29:05.827
A thousand princesses dance by
With dresses that fly by"
488
00:29:20.717 --> 00:29:23.762
Are there any gamers with us tonight?
I love video games.
489
00:29:23.845 --> 00:29:24.804
Where are you?
490
00:29:24.888 --> 00:29:26.473
That's where the virgins are.
491
00:29:27.432 --> 00:29:29.100
All of you think...
492
00:29:30.351 --> 00:29:32.103
"Don't call us virgins, it's not right.
493
00:29:32.187 --> 00:29:33.021
That's not true.
494
00:29:34.022 --> 00:29:36.065
We're not virgins.
We just don't fuck much. Stop it!"
495
00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:40.361
Besides, video games
aren't just for virgins anymore.
496
00:29:40.862 --> 00:29:43.698
People who play them are very violent.
We're crazy.
497
00:29:44.616 --> 00:29:46.951
Have you ever seen two friends play FIFA?
It's madness.
498
00:29:47.952 --> 00:29:49.287
FIFA, the soccer video game.
499
00:29:49.370 --> 00:29:51.748
Two friends,
they lose control just like that.
500
00:29:53.625 --> 00:29:54.959
"Hey, pal.
501
00:29:56.878 --> 00:29:59.547
Want to hang out in your bedroom...
502
00:30:01.925 --> 00:30:04.636
and play some FIFA? Do you?"
503
00:30:05.678 --> 00:30:06.596
What's his reply?
504
00:30:06.679 --> 00:30:08.431
"I'll screw you, let's do it!
505
00:30:11.851 --> 00:30:13.311
I'll fuck you up good.
506
00:30:14.270 --> 00:30:16.022
What I want is to penetrate..." Wait...
507
00:30:18.650 --> 00:30:21.152
"Aren't you buying me dinner first?"
"I'll shove my dick...!"
508
00:30:23.154 --> 00:30:24.113
It's terrible.
509
00:30:24.697 --> 00:30:25.949
Besides, the game is violent.
510
00:30:26.658 --> 00:30:27.951
The game causes more violence.
511
00:30:28.576 --> 00:30:29.577
When someone scores,
512
00:30:29.953 --> 00:30:30.995
they play it back.
513
00:30:33.248 --> 00:30:35.458
And only the one who scored
can make it stop playing back.
514
00:30:37.961 --> 00:30:39.838
It's a Hitler thing. It's crazy.
515
00:30:41.214 --> 00:30:43.842
It's very humiliating
when the other guy scores.
516
00:30:43.925 --> 00:30:45.552
"Goal!"
517
00:30:45.635 --> 00:30:47.720
If only you had the chance to say,
"I'll stop it, fuck!
518
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:50.765
I know how to make it stop playing back."
519
00:30:50.890 --> 00:30:55.395
"Goal!"
520
00:30:55.562 --> 00:30:56.437
"Stop it, moron!"
521
00:30:56.521 --> 00:30:58.231
"Goal!"
522
00:30:58.606 --> 00:31:00.400
Your friend won't let it go,
523
00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:02.777
it's a moment of glory.
524
00:31:03.736 --> 00:31:06.239
He'll make fun of you.
You're sitting there and he's enjoying it.
525
00:31:06.322 --> 00:31:10.451
"Goal!
526
00:31:11.202 --> 00:31:14.956
Goal!
527
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:16.875
Who's the man?
528
00:31:16.958 --> 00:31:19.502
Goal!
529
00:31:27.677 --> 00:31:28.761
I brought you a present.
530
00:31:31.014 --> 00:31:33.892
Your birth certificate.
I'm your daddy! Goal!"
531
00:31:35.602 --> 00:31:37.103
Horrible, just horrible.
532
00:31:46.112 --> 00:31:47.780
"I'll screw you." What is that?
533
00:31:48.531 --> 00:31:50.491
I know what it means, but what is that?
534
00:31:52.243 --> 00:31:54.871
We don't listen to the words we say.
535
00:31:55.288 --> 00:31:56.915
Imagine it was true...
536
00:31:57.624 --> 00:32:00.335
That your FIFA match
ended that way, cool.
537
00:32:01.210 --> 00:32:02.086
Right?
538
00:32:02.170 --> 00:32:03.296
Oh, right.
539
00:32:14.223 --> 00:32:16.851
Right? "Okay, cool, just relax.
540
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:19.771
It's just a game.
541
00:32:21.648 --> 00:32:23.858
Don't overreact. Hi, ma'am.
542
00:32:26.653 --> 00:32:28.780
No, we're playing FIFA.
Yes, just chilling.
543
00:32:29.989 --> 00:32:31.866
Bread and cheese would be great, yes.
544
00:32:32.951 --> 00:32:34.953
No sauce for him...
545
00:32:37.205 --> 00:32:38.164
Yes, ma'am."
546
00:32:39.457 --> 00:32:41.376
"Come on, man, stop crying.
547
00:32:43.378 --> 00:32:44.462
Besides, it's your fault.
548
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.549
It's your fault, man.
You have no coordination
549
00:32:49.133 --> 00:32:52.804
since you fell from the first floor
because they took the ladder away."
550
00:33:11.322 --> 00:33:12.949
We live in a world of opinions.
551
00:33:13.032 --> 00:33:14.575
Everyone has an opinion now.
552
00:33:14.659 --> 00:33:17.704
When I said I was the best comedian
in the world, I know what you thought.
553
00:33:18.496 --> 00:33:21.874
Right? We have an opinion.
It's fine, we all have an opinion.
554
00:33:21.958 --> 00:33:24.460
I think it's too much.
555
00:33:25.503 --> 00:33:28.965
Maybe you don't know, but porn sites
have a comments section now.
556
00:33:29.048 --> 00:33:30.091
There...
557
00:33:31.009 --> 00:33:32.135
on the porn site,
558
00:33:33.177 --> 00:33:34.595
there's a comments section.
559
00:33:35.304 --> 00:33:36.514
And people leave comments.
560
00:33:37.515 --> 00:33:40.893
Should I respect the opinion of someone
with his jeans down to his ankles?
561
00:33:42.979 --> 00:33:45.648
It's kind of weird, "No, I don't agree."
562
00:33:49.694 --> 00:33:51.404
What's wrong with us?
People comment now.
563
00:33:51.487 --> 00:33:53.740
You have your porn
and it has its comments section.
564
00:33:53.823 --> 00:33:56.325
"The lady lacked passion."
565
00:33:58.578 --> 00:34:00.705
Excuse me, Guillermo del Toro...
566
00:34:02.248 --> 00:34:04.333
if you didn't like this masterpiece.
567
00:34:04.792 --> 00:34:06.377
"I didn't like the end."
568
00:34:09.172 --> 00:34:11.549
"I didn't like the end."
I read it, right there.
569
00:34:12.925 --> 00:34:14.135
Besides, we all know
570
00:34:14.218 --> 00:34:16.304
all porn movies end the same way.
571
00:34:17.221 --> 00:34:18.264
They all end the same.
572
00:34:18.347 --> 00:34:20.308
They all end in your tears of sadness.
573
00:34:20.391 --> 00:34:21.726
They all end there...
574
00:34:23.311 --> 00:34:24.771
with you crying.
575
00:34:26.314 --> 00:34:27.398
"I didn't like the end."
576
00:34:27.482 --> 00:34:28.858
It got me thinking.
577
00:34:29.108 --> 00:34:31.110
For, yes, it would be great
578
00:34:31.194 --> 00:34:34.197
if the porn movie
had a more artistic ending.
579
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:36.032
It would be lovely if you did your thing,
580
00:34:36.115 --> 00:34:37.700
watching the end of your movie,
581
00:34:37.784 --> 00:34:39.994
with the last scene
with a big screen ending.
582
00:34:40.078 --> 00:34:42.997
It would be lovely if you were there,
watching porn, the guy's there...
583
00:34:45.625 --> 00:34:46.584
There he is, right?
584
00:34:48.294 --> 00:34:49.170
The girl there...
585
00:35:08.606 --> 00:35:09.899
"I see dead people."
586
00:35:09.982 --> 00:35:11.067
It would be so great.
587
00:35:13.111 --> 00:35:14.529
It's one way of seeing it.
588
00:35:20.993 --> 00:35:23.955
But when I say everyone has an opinion
589
00:35:24.038 --> 00:35:25.331
and I couldn't care less,
590
00:35:25.414 --> 00:35:27.250
it has a lot to do
with the way I was raised.
591
00:35:27.500 --> 00:35:29.752
I guess I'm bulletproof
against all opinions
592
00:35:29.836 --> 00:35:31.671
because I was born
in a fucking huge family.
593
00:35:31.754 --> 00:35:33.506
I'm the sixth out of six siblings.
594
00:35:33.589 --> 00:35:36.425
Out of six, the last one! The youngest!
595
00:35:37.051 --> 00:35:41.139
Everyone always tried to educate me.
I was raised with everyone's opinion.
596
00:35:41.222 --> 00:35:42.640
When I was little, I once said,
597
00:35:42.723 --> 00:35:43.724
"Dad!
598
00:35:46.435 --> 00:35:47.603
I want to be an actor."
599
00:35:49.689 --> 00:35:51.858
And my dad, straight from the heart,
600
00:35:52.108 --> 00:35:56.028
empathically said, motivating his son,
he told me what a loving father would say,
601
00:35:56.571 --> 00:35:58.906
"Oh, okay, you're going to be gay, then!
602
00:36:01.325 --> 00:36:03.161
Why can't you be an engineer
like your brother,
603
00:36:03.244 --> 00:36:06.914
or an engineer like your brother,
or an engineer like your brother?"
604
00:36:08.332 --> 00:36:10.710
"I'm a psychologist."
"Shut up, we're covering engineers now!"
605
00:36:15.923 --> 00:36:17.300
Parenthesis, we're six.
606
00:36:17.383 --> 00:36:19.927
That means my parents had sex six times.
Yuck!
607
00:36:20.928 --> 00:36:22.263
At least six times.
608
00:36:23.848 --> 00:36:28.060
At least six times my dad told my mom,
"Come, baby." Six times!
609
00:36:31.105 --> 00:36:33.524
I grew up with all these opinions,
but let me tell you...
610
00:36:33.608 --> 00:36:36.444
If you ever have a dream
or want to do something with your life,
611
00:36:36.527 --> 00:36:38.613
want to change something you're doing,
612
00:36:38.696 --> 00:36:41.199
always have someone to support you,
no matter what.
613
00:36:41.282 --> 00:36:43.201
Luckily, among my siblings,
614
00:36:43.284 --> 00:36:45.912
I always had one who gave me his support.
615
00:36:45.995 --> 00:36:48.289
It's rare, you don't just find someone
616
00:36:48.372 --> 00:36:50.166
to support you unconditionally in life.
617
00:36:50.249 --> 00:36:52.126
I think it has something to do...
618
00:36:52.210 --> 00:36:53.961
And it sounds strange, don't frown,
619
00:36:54.045 --> 00:36:56.714
but it may be
because he was born with a disability.
620
00:36:57.715 --> 00:36:59.258
Some laugh back there, fucking great.
621
00:37:00.718 --> 00:37:02.887
"He said 'disabled,' let's laugh.
622
00:37:04.513 --> 00:37:06.432
That's a funny word."
623
00:37:09.769 --> 00:37:12.813
It may sound strange, but my brother Pedro
was born with a disability.
624
00:37:12.897 --> 00:37:14.315
He has cerebral palsy.
625
00:37:14.398 --> 00:37:18.569
So he is disabled,
both mentally and physically.
626
00:37:18.653 --> 00:37:21.572
Let's say he always had
the intelligence of a 12-year-old.
627
00:37:21.656 --> 00:37:24.033
If you think about it, when he was seven,
he was a genius.
628
00:37:24.116 --> 00:37:25.243
But that's not the point.
629
00:37:31.916 --> 00:37:33.125
Let's not digress.
630
00:37:34.627 --> 00:37:39.006
The point is the fucker
always had everyone's love.
631
00:37:39.090 --> 00:37:41.759
He was always cheered on. "You want
to be an actor? Of course you do."
632
00:37:41.842 --> 00:37:43.261
Nothing but love, always.
633
00:37:43.344 --> 00:37:44.512
Just listen to this...
634
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:45.638
We went to the movies.
635
00:37:45.721 --> 00:37:48.557
I took him to watch Suicide Squad,
and he liked it. That's how much...
636
00:37:51.352 --> 00:37:53.521
unconditional love we're talking about.
637
00:37:54.313 --> 00:37:57.525
He's someone who always supported me.
You should have someone like that.
638
00:37:57.733 --> 00:38:00.569
I've always said comedy
is like a gigantic staircase
639
00:38:00.653 --> 00:38:01.779
with a lot of steps.
640
00:38:01.862 --> 00:38:05.449
You have to climb them little by little,
and you need a support system.
641
00:38:05.533 --> 00:38:08.202
A very important step
is your first special.
642
00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:11.580
I don't know if you've watched it,
but I had a special a few years ago,
643
00:38:11.664 --> 00:38:12.790
on Netflix.
644
00:38:13.124 --> 00:38:14.667
It was there, maybe you watched it.
645
00:38:14.834 --> 00:38:16.502
Yes, some of you did. Great.
646
00:38:17.211 --> 00:38:19.839
Yes, I don't blame you, it wasn't much.
647
00:38:20.506 --> 00:38:21.882
We're getting better. So...
648
00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:26.137
I remember the day
the special was released so well.
649
00:38:26.637 --> 00:38:28.556
It was a truly special day.
650
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.099
I was in Hermosillo
651
00:38:30.182 --> 00:38:31.350
finishing a tour.
652
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:33.227
I did a tour no one went to.
653
00:38:33.311 --> 00:38:34.270
A tour...
654
00:38:35.021 --> 00:38:36.105
no one went to.
655
00:38:36.397 --> 00:38:37.982
Thirty-five people, I think.
656
00:38:38.065 --> 00:38:40.067
I mean, in total,
if you add up all the cities.
657
00:38:41.736 --> 00:38:43.321
Thirty-five people.
658
00:38:43.404 --> 00:38:46.407
The Hermosillo show ends,
it was great, so I go to the hotel,
659
00:38:46.490 --> 00:38:48.826
for there's not much to do
in Hermosillo and...
660
00:38:50.202 --> 00:38:51.662
That night, I got a call
661
00:38:51.746 --> 00:38:53.789
that changed my life forever.
662
00:38:53.873 --> 00:38:55.541
My sister called
663
00:38:55.624 --> 00:38:57.209
and told me, "Hey, I know...
664
00:38:57.668 --> 00:39:00.296
that your special is coming out today,
and that it's very important,
665
00:39:00.379 --> 00:39:02.048
but I have some news for you.
666
00:39:02.298 --> 00:39:04.008
Pedro, our brother,
667
00:39:04.091 --> 00:39:05.926
was just told he has esophageal cancer."
668
00:39:08.763 --> 00:39:09.597
And...
669
00:39:10.014 --> 00:39:11.807
I know what you're thinking now.
670
00:39:12.058 --> 00:39:14.435
You're thinking,
"Oh, now he's going to get dramatic."
671
00:39:16.854 --> 00:39:18.564
Yes, it is going to get dramatic.
672
00:39:19.482 --> 00:39:21.567
Welcome, you paid your ticket for cancer.
673
00:39:21.650 --> 00:39:22.818
We're here, there you go.
674
00:39:23.694 --> 00:39:25.946
Welcome to Cancerland. Let's talk...
675
00:39:28.824 --> 00:39:30.701
It's weird, because they tell me this news
676
00:39:30.785 --> 00:39:33.037
and the first thing you think about
with cancer is why.
677
00:39:33.120 --> 00:39:35.206
"Why?" is the first question you ask.
678
00:39:35.289 --> 00:39:36.374
"Why my brother,
679
00:39:36.457 --> 00:39:39.251
who didn't lie, didn't do drugs,
didn't drink, who always gave love?
680
00:39:39.335 --> 00:39:41.837
Why him and not Donald Trump?"
Just a thought here, I don't know.
681
00:39:44.090 --> 00:39:45.925
And there's no answer to that, guys.
682
00:39:46.008 --> 00:39:48.761
And it's strange I'm here
talking about cancer,
683
00:39:48.844 --> 00:39:50.930
but I think we have to talk about cancer,
684
00:39:51.013 --> 00:39:52.681
it's a very common disease.
685
00:39:52.765 --> 00:39:55.142
But for some reason,
no one speaks about cancer.
686
00:39:56.560 --> 00:39:59.146
It's a whispered sickness.
687
00:40:00.439 --> 00:40:02.608
Let's see. Obesity,
hypertension, diabetes,
688
00:40:02.691 --> 00:40:04.151
top cause of death in the nation.
689
00:40:04.235 --> 00:40:08.114
And I've never seen diabetes
being taboo, "Hey...
690
00:40:09.073 --> 00:40:10.950
my dear Luis, what can I say?
691
00:40:12.701 --> 00:40:14.036
Well...
692
00:40:16.539 --> 00:40:18.082
If you ever need anything...
693
00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:22.086
except for food, whatever you want,
we're here for you."
694
00:40:23.337 --> 00:40:24.296
It just doesn't happen.
695
00:40:24.672 --> 00:40:26.090
It doesn't happen with Luis.
696
00:40:29.051 --> 00:40:31.512
I'm not saying it isn't
a horrible disease, it is.
697
00:40:31.595 --> 00:40:34.932
But we've learned to live with it,
and we never speak about cancer.
698
00:40:35.891 --> 00:40:36.976
Raise your hand here,
699
00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:38.519
don't be shy, if you're...
700
00:40:39.728 --> 00:40:42.440
a cancer patient
or know anyone who has had cancer.
701
00:40:42.523 --> 00:40:44.900
Raise your hand
and keep it raised to see...
702
00:40:44.984 --> 00:40:46.652
Leave it up there, don't put it down.
703
00:40:46.735 --> 00:40:49.780
The rest of you who didn't raise
your hand, look around you
704
00:40:49.864 --> 00:40:51.365
and take a look at the sheer numbers.
705
00:40:52.283 --> 00:40:53.325
Cancer exists.
706
00:40:53.951 --> 00:40:55.327
Thanks. But we don't talk about it.
707
00:40:55.744 --> 00:40:57.830
It's a really ugly process
708
00:40:57.913 --> 00:41:01.500
where I realized that your family
either comes together or it splits up.
709
00:41:02.042 --> 00:41:03.669
Fortunately, mine came together.
710
00:41:03.961 --> 00:41:05.880
And really together. I think it did...
711
00:41:06.338 --> 00:41:08.132
Yes, it really bonded.
712
00:41:09.133 --> 00:41:11.260
Four WhatsApp groups.
713
00:41:12.386 --> 00:41:14.722
The same family, four WhatsApp groups.
714
00:41:15.097 --> 00:41:18.976
See your horrible family group,
the hell you live on your cell phone?
715
00:41:19.059 --> 00:41:20.436
Multiply it by four, that was me.
716
00:41:21.687 --> 00:41:23.731
So tight. There was a group
with everyone in it.
717
00:41:23.814 --> 00:41:25.232
The siblings, our parents,
718
00:41:25.316 --> 00:41:26.442
uncles, dogs...
719
00:41:26.525 --> 00:41:27.651
everyone.
720
00:41:27.943 --> 00:41:29.361
Such a motivational group.
721
00:41:29.445 --> 00:41:32.281
"Yes, of course, we'll fight it,
it'll be all right.
722
00:41:32.364 --> 00:41:34.325
'Cancer' with 'C' for 'courage,'
bring it on!"
723
00:41:34.408 --> 00:41:35.367
There they were.
724
00:41:39.830 --> 00:41:41.415
Then, there was a group with less people
725
00:41:41.499 --> 00:41:43.834
who'd say,
"Hey, we're not doing that great.
726
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:48.214
Don't tell the dogs. We're hanging
in there, just don't tell the dogs."
727
00:41:48.923 --> 00:41:51.926
Then there was the small group,
where you had to pay.
728
00:41:52.259 --> 00:41:53.636
People kept dropping out.
729
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:56.722
"So or so has left the group."
730
00:41:57.556 --> 00:42:00.643
And in the end, one where I'd send memes
to myself and stuff like that,
731
00:42:01.560 --> 00:42:04.063
just for motivation. There I was.
732
00:42:06.273 --> 00:42:07.942
Dealing with such a tight family is weird.
733
00:42:08.025 --> 00:42:10.486
Ironically, it was
in such an adverse situation
734
00:42:10.569 --> 00:42:12.571
when my family was the tightest.
735
00:42:12.738 --> 00:42:14.615
It's strange, really weird.
736
00:42:14.698 --> 00:42:17.451
Blood donations were needed
for my brother's operation.
737
00:42:17.535 --> 00:42:20.329
I don't know if you know
about esophageal cancer surgery. It's...
738
00:42:20.621 --> 00:42:21.914
so extreme.
739
00:42:21.997 --> 00:42:24.166
They take the esophagus
together with the tumor.
740
00:42:24.542 --> 00:42:27.211
Then they make a new esophagus
with your stomach.
741
00:42:28.254 --> 00:42:29.171
It's now possible.
742
00:42:31.257 --> 00:42:34.176
You can tell the doctor,
"I want a hand here, please.
743
00:42:35.302 --> 00:42:38.264
Just look at me fucking using it!"
744
00:42:41.308 --> 00:42:43.310
And for this operation,
blood donations were needed.
745
00:42:43.394 --> 00:42:45.646
So one of my brothers posts on the group,
746
00:42:45.729 --> 00:42:48.399
"I'm not donating, I have blue blood."
747
00:42:52.861 --> 00:42:54.071
I mean... sorry.
748
00:42:55.030 --> 00:42:56.031
But I read that
749
00:42:56.907 --> 00:42:58.534
as the family comedian...
750
00:43:03.080 --> 00:43:04.540
and it sounds like an insult.
751
00:43:05.624 --> 00:43:06.834
"Fuck, you're an engineer!
752
00:43:08.627 --> 00:43:10.796
Stick to engineering, don't fuck with me!"
753
00:43:12.923 --> 00:43:14.300
I was so mad I thought,
754
00:43:14.383 --> 00:43:16.719
"No, I must have the last word.
755
00:43:16.802 --> 00:43:18.554
The punch line is mine."
756
00:43:18.637 --> 00:43:19.597
So I write,
757
00:43:19.680 --> 00:43:22.057
"I'm not donating
because I have syphilis."
758
00:43:24.518 --> 00:43:25.603
I didn't give a damn.
759
00:43:33.527 --> 00:43:36.071
I didn't realize I'd sent it to the group
with kids in it.
760
00:43:38.198 --> 00:43:39.450
They asked,
761
00:43:39.533 --> 00:43:41.243
"What's syphilis, uncle?"
762
00:43:42.036 --> 00:43:44.830
"Don't worry, cousin, I'm investigating.
Here's some images."
763
00:43:44.913 --> 00:43:45.789
And we got them.
764
00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:52.212
Donating blood is so hard. It really is.
765
00:43:52.463 --> 00:43:54.673
It's easier to get your visa.
766
00:43:55.633 --> 00:43:57.635
At least there's hope you'll get one.
767
00:43:58.135 --> 00:43:59.261
They give you a questionnaire
768
00:44:00.304 --> 00:44:02.640
with a bunch of questions.
It starts really friendly.
769
00:44:02.723 --> 00:44:05.017
The blood questionnaire is like,
"Yes, bring it on.
770
00:44:06.727 --> 00:44:09.480
Yes, all blood types are welcome. Do it!"
771
00:44:10.147 --> 00:44:12.232
And little by little, it starts meddling.
772
00:44:12.316 --> 00:44:14.777
First question, "Are you all right today?"
773
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:20.449
"Well, yes." Right?
774
00:44:21.700 --> 00:44:23.702
"Yes, there's this cancer thing, but...
775
00:44:24.953 --> 00:44:26.997
With a 'C' for 'courage'. Yes, yes."
776
00:44:29.458 --> 00:44:30.876
Next question,
777
00:44:30.959 --> 00:44:32.503
"Do you have a cold?
778
00:44:33.671 --> 00:44:35.506
Is your nose runny? Do you feel...?"
779
00:44:35.589 --> 00:44:37.466
"No, we're feeling great."
780
00:44:37.758 --> 00:44:40.511
"Does your belly ache,
your stomach, your intestines?"
781
00:44:40.594 --> 00:44:41.595
"No, no."
782
00:44:42.304 --> 00:44:44.682
Next question, "Are you homosexual?"
783
00:44:47.643 --> 00:44:49.645
"Man! Why are you screaming
at me, questionnaire?"
784
00:44:52.481 --> 00:44:53.399
I mean, no,
785
00:44:53.607 --> 00:44:54.733
but what if I was?
786
00:44:54.817 --> 00:44:57.653
If you're gay, you have frappuccino
instead of blood or what?
787
00:44:59.905 --> 00:45:00.906
"No.
788
00:45:01.490 --> 00:45:03.575
And I'm not feeling so well anymore.
Half a point here.
789
00:45:05.494 --> 00:45:09.248
I'll be fair with this questionnaire.
There we go."
790
00:45:09.748 --> 00:45:13.001
Next question... And I swear
it had this question.
791
00:45:13.085 --> 00:45:15.796
"Have you used bloody sexual toys?"
792
00:45:18.298 --> 00:45:19.341
What is that?
793
00:45:21.009 --> 00:45:23.137
I mean, I know what it is,
but what is that?
794
00:45:24.930 --> 00:45:26.515
It sounds like a senator party.
795
00:45:29.143 --> 00:45:31.103
How does the bloody sexual toy work?
796
00:45:31.186 --> 00:45:33.689
You go to the sex shop, buy your dildo,
drop it in blood...
797
00:45:34.982 --> 00:45:37.568
and say, "I don't care,
I'll use it anyway."
798
00:45:40.028 --> 00:45:41.029
"No."
799
00:45:42.072 --> 00:45:45.409
Next question,
"Have you been raped recently?"
800
00:45:49.121 --> 00:45:50.289
Never mind "raped"...
801
00:45:52.124 --> 00:45:53.167
"recently"?
802
00:45:57.379 --> 00:46:00.591
This questionnaire has no memory.
Just as Mexico, it really forgets.
803
00:46:02.968 --> 00:46:03.886
It's bad.
804
00:46:08.182 --> 00:46:09.391
"Recently"!
805
00:46:09.892 --> 00:46:12.895
The worst part is I read it,
"Have you been raped recently?"
806
00:46:13.312 --> 00:46:14.605
And I go, "Yes...
807
00:46:15.898 --> 00:46:18.233
I played FIFA and lost the other day!
You know what happens."
808
00:46:21.153 --> 00:46:22.070
Anyway...
809
00:46:24.490 --> 00:46:27.201
I didn't donate blood,
but I won't tell you why.
810
00:46:27.993 --> 00:46:29.828
Yes, don't be nosy.
811
00:46:32.498 --> 00:46:35.292
So, I went to my brother's hospital room.
And I think...
812
00:46:35.834 --> 00:46:39.004
that was one of the most critical moments
in the entire process.
813
00:46:39.087 --> 00:46:42.466
The second they took him to surgery.
814
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:45.469
It's heavy. It's hard to see someone
815
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:47.679
you love so much being taken to surgery
816
00:46:47.763 --> 00:46:49.973
with 50% chance of living,
817
00:46:50.057 --> 00:46:51.600
50% of dying,
818
00:46:51.683 --> 00:46:54.144
zero percent didn't answer.
Just picture that.
819
00:46:55.312 --> 00:46:56.939
It's raw data. So...
820
00:46:57.606 --> 00:46:59.691
They're taking my brother,
821
00:46:59.775 --> 00:47:01.777
and we each reacted in our own way.
822
00:47:01.902 --> 00:47:03.987
This is another lesson I learned,
823
00:47:04.071 --> 00:47:06.114
we each react to cancer in our own way.
824
00:47:06.198 --> 00:47:08.784
If you want, you tell jokes.
You can cry if you want.
825
00:47:08.867 --> 00:47:12.287
And it's fine, it's beyond our control.
826
00:47:12.663 --> 00:47:14.331
That's why I also talk about it here.
827
00:47:14.414 --> 00:47:17.292
Comedy helps us cope
with things we don't understand.
828
00:47:17.876 --> 00:47:19.795
So, they take my brother,
829
00:47:19.878 --> 00:47:22.756
and then, someone starts crying,
others start talking...
830
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:25.592
Me? I didn't understand what was going on.
831
00:47:25.676 --> 00:47:27.678
I had to go and lean on a wall.
832
00:47:28.262 --> 00:47:29.638
I was out of breath.
833
00:47:30.264 --> 00:47:31.181
And I swear,
834
00:47:31.849 --> 00:47:34.810
the importance of your family
coming together is right there and then,
835
00:47:34.893 --> 00:47:37.479
for I'm going through
the worst moment of my life,
836
00:47:37.896 --> 00:47:41.108
and suddenly, my 12-year-old niece
spots me from across the room,
837
00:47:41.358 --> 00:47:42.317
walks to me,
838
00:47:42.568 --> 00:47:44.319
and gives me...
839
00:47:44.820 --> 00:47:47.072
the strongest hug
anyone has ever given me.
840
00:47:47.155 --> 00:47:49.032
The most loving hug
anyone has ever given me,
841
00:47:49.116 --> 00:47:51.159
the most heartfelt hug
anyone has ever given me,
842
00:47:51.743 --> 00:47:52.744
and says, "Uncle...
843
00:47:53.704 --> 00:47:54.788
don't worry,
844
00:47:55.205 --> 00:47:57.082
I'm sure your syphilis will go away."
845
00:47:59.459 --> 00:48:00.335
Brilliant.
846
00:48:18.520 --> 00:48:19.479
Kids.
847
00:48:21.398 --> 00:48:22.316
I'd love...
848
00:48:22.733 --> 00:48:24.401
to tell you this story ends well.
849
00:48:24.484 --> 00:48:27.154
But unfortunately,
after a year and a half
850
00:48:27.237 --> 00:48:30.282
with esophageal cancer
that turned our lives around,
851
00:48:30.616 --> 00:48:31.742
mine and my family's,
852
00:48:31.825 --> 00:48:34.286
my brother Pedro passed away.
853
00:48:34.786 --> 00:48:37.831
After 10 chemotherapies,
40 radiotherapies,
854
00:48:37.915 --> 00:48:40.208
after having surgery,
855
00:48:40.292 --> 00:48:42.669
which he recovered from like a champ.
856
00:48:43.545 --> 00:48:44.630
And at no point,
857
00:48:45.255 --> 00:48:49.259
at no point along that year and a half,
throughout the entire treatment,
858
00:48:49.343 --> 00:48:50.761
did he stop giving us love,
859
00:48:50.844 --> 00:48:53.972
did he stop loving us,
did he ever stop giving us his support.
860
00:48:54.056 --> 00:48:55.766
Just so you know the size
861
00:48:56.183 --> 00:48:57.434
of that dude's heart,
862
00:48:58.143 --> 00:49:00.979
we were about three-quarters
along the treatment,
863
00:49:01.355 --> 00:49:03.440
he loses a lot of weight, gets pneumonia,
864
00:49:03.982 --> 00:49:05.150
so we have to hospitalize him.
865
00:49:05.233 --> 00:49:08.070
So I stay with him that night
at the hospital.
866
00:49:08.487 --> 00:49:09.321
And...
867
00:49:10.113 --> 00:49:12.449
as the nurse washed him and dressed him,
868
00:49:12.532 --> 00:49:15.285
they were chatting.
Pedro was a chatterbox.
869
00:49:15.619 --> 00:49:16.495
And...
870
00:49:16.828 --> 00:49:18.121
He tells the nurse,
871
00:49:18.205 --> 00:49:19.915
"Hey, do you know Alex Fernández?"
872
00:49:21.124 --> 00:49:23.043
The nurse says,
"Who the hell is that loser?"
873
00:49:25.671 --> 00:49:26.755
I don't blame her.
874
00:49:29.049 --> 00:49:29.967
And...
875
00:49:30.550 --> 00:49:31.718
My brother tells her,
876
00:49:31.927 --> 00:49:34.930
"You don't know who he is?
He's the guy outside the door.
877
00:49:35.138 --> 00:49:36.181
He's a comedian.
878
00:49:36.264 --> 00:49:39.059
In fact, he's the best comedian
in the world."
879
00:49:42.020 --> 00:49:42.938
And...
880
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:44.690
So if Pedro says so...
881
00:49:45.691 --> 00:49:46.566
I believe it.
882
00:49:46.692 --> 00:49:47.693
Thank you very much.
883
00:49:47.776 --> 00:49:48.777
Good night.
884
00:49:48.860 --> 00:49:53.657
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY ALEX FERNÁNDEZ
885
00:50:16.430 --> 00:50:18.015
Thank you very much! Thanks for coming!
886
00:50:18.098 --> 00:50:20.100
Fuck cancer! Good night!
887
00:50:51.590 --> 00:50:55.761
IN LOVING MEMORY OF PEDRO,
THE BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD
888
00:50:57.512 --> 00:51:00.432
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