1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,680 STUDIA 1 A 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,640 MINISTRY OF CULTURE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,880 STUDIA 1 A PRESENTS 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,160 BASED ON MIKHAIL ZOSCHENKO'S CHILDREN STORIES 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,720 I've got an older sister, Lyolya. 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,160 One day I decided to visit her. 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,480 I bought a train ticket 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,680 because she lived a long way away 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,080 and sent her a telegram about arrival. 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,000 I also bought presents for her, and her twins Fedya and Petya, 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,560 and a slingshot for her neighbour Pavel – 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,280 he'll know why. 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,640 Lyolya did not have a husband, he was a naval officer 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,280 and was killed in a sea battle when the children were small. 17 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,640 ABOUT LYOLYA AND MINKA 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,400 On my way out I bumped into Tereschchuk, who lived in the same building. 19 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,160 She wanted to have a go with the slingshot. 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,280 And then Comrade Schmidt appeared, telling me 21 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,440 that I must join the propaganda team for an agitprop rally. 22 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,160 I'm going to my sister's! 23 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,160 I said I wouldn't be going with the propaganda team 24 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,960 because Comrade Zabezhkin's given me a whole week off. 25 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,360 I explained everything and was promised I can go! 26 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,520 I've got a ticket with a reserved seat. 27 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,040 I'm going to call Comrade Zabezhkin. He'll deal with it all. 28 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,160 I was so angry that I told them I was leaving for good, 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,520 even though it wasn't my original plan. 30 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,400 I'm leaving for good! 31 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,960 Uncle Minya! 32 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,480 My billiard ball flew off the table 33 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,520 and you caught it! 34 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,960 You wouldn't let me keep it, would you, Sevohcka? 35 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,480 I really need it. 36 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,160 But then I'd have one missing from the set. 37 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,720 I don't suppose you'd like a car ride, would you? 38 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,320 And that's how my neighbour's kid Sevoichka gave me a billiard ball. 39 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,240 He'll be going instead of me. 40 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,560 And when Schmidt ran out into the street after me, 41 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,320 I was already on my way to the station. 42 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,440 - Where's Minya? - I'm going instead of him! 43 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,640 Next stop is the railway station! 44 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,160 I was feeling so upbeat now I was on my way to Lyolya's. 45 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,960 I could never have known that the antics of her rascally twins 46 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,480 would cause so much trouble. 47 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,800 HOW LELYA'S BAG HAS BEEN LOST 48 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,480 Fedya! 49 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,560 - Won't mum give us a good hiding? - But it's not mum's bag, is it? 50 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,400 And we'll put it back straightaway! She's sleeping so she doesn't need it now. 51 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,160 - Look, there are seals here! - Don't touch them! 52 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,360 You won't be able to fix them back on afterwards! 53 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,520 Run! 54 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,960 Fyodor! Pyotr! 55 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,280 You little rascals! 56 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,200 This is really serious! 57 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,640 Where's the bag that was on the table? 58 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,040 I won't tell you off. For God's sake just tell me where it is. 59 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,800 You can't just take things 60 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,600 that don't belong to you! 61 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,240 You don't realise what you've done, do you? 62 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,960 No, you have no idea. 63 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,560 There was community money in there – lot's of it. 64 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,400 How will we ever pay it back? 65 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,200 We didn't know it was yours. We thought it was someone else's. 66 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,800 If the bag doesn't turn up, I'll go to prison! 67 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,520 Which prison, Lyolya? Minya is on his way to visit! 68 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,720 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 69 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,960 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 70 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,080 What kind of hurray is that? 71 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,320 I'll be in prison; you'll be put in an orphanage; 72 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,240 and the house will have to be sold! 73 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,240 Where on earth can Minya visit? 74 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,120 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 75 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,280 Fyodor! Pyotr! 76 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,520 I'll catch you! Hurray! 77 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,200 They said that a red-headed lad threw it. 78 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,120 We've looked all over for it. 79 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,040 Surely we don't need to call the police? 80 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,560 If we don't find it I'll scrape the money together somehow. 81 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,560 I'll sell everything, even the house. Hello, hello? 82 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,160 BEAUTIFUL THINGS - URGENT SALE - ALL AT ONCE 83 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,360 Comrade Perepenchuk from Arkhangelsk! 84 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,640 Your wife is waiting for you at the police office. 85 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,720 I had no idea about Lyolya's misfortunes. 86 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:18,720 In high spirits I dashed to the train. 87 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,840 Give that back, it's mine! 88 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,760 Wait a minute, can I have a go? 89 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,640 No. 90 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,560 Hello, what have you got there? 91 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,120 Hello. 92 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,360 – Ice-cream bars, 15 kopecks. - OK, I'll have an ice-cream bar. 93 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,080 I'll give you the ice cream if you give me your toy train to play with. 94 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,600 No. 95 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,040 No. 96 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,680 Alright, what if I give you all this ice-cream for good, 97 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,880 and you give me your toy train just for a little while? 98 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,280 You want to play with the toy train? I am his granny. 99 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,320 You see, I had a toy train just like that when I was little. 100 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,080 I even got into a fight over it at a Christmas party. 101 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,120 He's a grown-up, let him have it. 102 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,440 There you go. 103 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,720 Thanks. 104 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,600 No, go ahead and play with it as long as you like. 105 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,760 My train's leaving. Thank you. 106 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,960 You're kind and you wanted to give the child a present. 107 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,600 But he's greedy and won't let you play with his toy. 108 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,200 "Take from the greedy jackal and give to the kind camel" – 109 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,000 that's an oriental saying. 110 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,960 I just made it up. 111 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,200 Hey! Comrades, the toy train! 112 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,960 You forgot the toy train! 113 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,680 The toy train! 114 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,800 The Christmas party where I got into a fight over a toy train 115 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,160 was 20 years ago. 116 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,720 It all started when Lyolya and I 117 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:53,000 wanted to peek at the presents our mother was wrapping. 118 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,520 Minya, mum's gone to the kitchen. 119 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,320 Let's just sneak in for a second, have a look and get out of there. 120 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,960 Lyolya! Lyolya! 121 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,720 Are we allowed? 122 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,080 We won't look at the presents. 123 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,200 We'll just scoff one piece of fruit candy and that's all. 124 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,880 Lyolya, if you can have a piece of fruit candy, 125 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,800 then I can have something too. 126 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,120 Well, if you can have a bite of an apple, 127 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,560 then I can have another piece of candy.. 128 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,480 I'll have another bite of the apple, then! 129 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,960 That's two bites of the apple now, there's no point beating about the bush! 130 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,640 I'll have a third piece of fruit candy. 131 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,360 And I'll take this nut 132 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,120 and this piece of candy, too! 133 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,720 And I will reach everything, too! 134 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,440 Minka, you've broken the bench! And the doll's arm! 135 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,840 You're in for it now! 136 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,480 Children, come and say hello to our guests! 137 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,440 Quick! 138 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,760 Come on, quick! Minya, quick! 139 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,880 Come on in, everyone! 140 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,720 Everyone come here one at a time, 141 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,440 and I'ill give you all a present and a little tasty snack. 142 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,200 Before you get something nice and tasty, 143 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,440 let's listen to something wise and useful first. 144 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,600 And now, my daughter Sofia – up you go! – 145 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,640 will give an excellent reading of a fable. 146 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,800 A round of applause, everyone! 147 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:22,080 The Lord sent the Crow a gift of cheese. 148 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:27,360 The Crow perched on a fir tree and was ready to break its fast, 149 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:31,400 but it fell deep in thought, holding the cheese in its beak... 150 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,560 What lies under fir trees in a forest? Snow, fir cones, and fir needles. 151 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,160 - And on the floor under our tree... - Spring, Spring, the time of love! 152 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,320 Everything that might exist in the world! 153 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,320 Spring, Spring, the time of love! 154 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,160 To her chagrin, the Fox was running by! 155 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,840 Your arrival weighs heavily on my heart! 156 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,120 The Fox smelled the cheese and froze in its tracks... 157 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,880 - It's OK, it's OK! - Sofia, Sofia, Sofia! 158 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,040 Oh, you're definitely in for a good hiding now! 159 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,000 Now everyone gets a toy and a delicious snack! 160 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,880 - Now all the children... - Where are toys and snacks?! 161 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,840 - ...get a toy and a delicious snack! - The wolf looks so real! 162 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,520 Here you are. 163 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,600 Lyolya! 164 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,960 Minya! 165 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,960 Who took a bite out of this apple? 166 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,600 It was Minya! 167 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,400 Lyolya put me up to it! 168 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,160 Right, Lyolya can go stand in the corner. 169 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,680 She's the eldest and ought to be setting a good example, 170 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,480 not teaching naughty things. 171 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,840 She can forget about the doll I promised her. 172 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,720 And I was going to give you a wind-up toy train, 173 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,120 but I'll give it to that boy there, 174 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,480 who I wanted to give the apple to. 175 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,240 Here you are. 176 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,800 And then we will listen to the end to Sofia's enlightening fable 177 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,240 and all the other wonderful poems. 178 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,720 Here you are! 179 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,160 Give it back, it's my toy train! 180 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,360 What's going on? 181 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,480 - There, there, my little boy! - What did you do? 182 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:19,320 This is the last time you'll see me and my son in this house! 183 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,880 Yes, leave. Then I get to keep the toy train! 184 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,480 Well I never! 185 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,680 It looks like your boy's heading for a life of crime! 186 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,280 Don't you dare talk about my boy like that. 187 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,800 You and your sickly child had better leave now. 188 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:35,480 - And never set foot in here again! - That's exactly what we're going to do. 189 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,640 I knew mixing with the likes of you was a bad idea. 190 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,280 We're going too. 191 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,240 What did my daughter do to deserve a doll with a broken arm? 192 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,720 Go on, leave, too, with your sickly child. 193 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,400 Then I get to keep the doll with the broken arm. 194 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,400 You can all leave, and then we'll keep all the toys! 195 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600 We'll get to keep all the toys! 196 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,600 - I want this doll! - Sofia, you'll get one at home. 197 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,440 They probably took a bite of the cake, too. 198 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,400 I was climbing up a hill 199 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,640 with a heavy load, 200 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,120 I got tired, so tired, 201 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,320 so tired. 202 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,240 Of course, Lyolya is the most to blame. 203 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,680 She's the eldest and should set a good example. 204 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,240 But I'll punish you both. 205 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,520 Go to bed right away. 206 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,280 And tomorrow, we'll give your toys – 207 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,800 the one's that aren't broken – to our guests. 208 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,080 - Did you forget something? - Yes. 209 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,760 Gavrilov, there's a sale here! 210 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,880 You're such an idiot! If I didn't notice, we'd go past it! 211 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,160 You're the idiot! I saw it first! 212 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,960 - Hello! - Hello! 213 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,440 You surprise me. 214 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,080 If you've got such money troubles, 215 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,320 why are you insisting that I buy everything or nothing? 216 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,360 That's pretty strange, you know! 217 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,880 I'm not getting rid of all these things that are so dear to me 218 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,680 just for a few extra rubles! 219 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:03,560 I need to pay off a debt quickly, otherwise we'll have to sell our house. 220 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,760 And if people keep buying only one kettle each, 221 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,840 how can I ever get the money? 222 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,120 Gavrilov! 223 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,240 Gavrilov, let's go. 224 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,160 Excuse me! You're Lyolya, aren't you? 225 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,000 I thought I recognised your voice. 226 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,960 - And your face is familiar, too. - I'm sorry, but who are you? 227 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,760 You have to give this to me as a present. 228 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,440 I've suffered my whole life because of this thing. 229 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,640 Oh, you're Vitya? 230 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,720 The sickly boy from the Christmas party? 231 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,400 I don't see what you are so happy about. 232 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,680 Your family should really be paying me a pension for life! 233 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,880 I've been scarred for life by that childhood humiliation! 234 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,440 I've lost all faith in fairness and developed a nasty personality. 235 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,960 All because of a toy train? 236 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,080 My entire life's a mess. I can't trust anyone. 237 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,400 Watches... 238 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,280 A cigarette case... 239 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,200 ...and everybody says I am a jerk. 240 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,160 Now I just drift along, no direction in life. 241 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,840 I've been sacked from all my jobs. 242 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,360 Are you OK? 243 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,400 Miss! 244 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,080 Do you need help? 245 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,040 Gavrilov! 246 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,000 Gavrilov! 247 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,560 Gavrilov! 248 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,720 Gavrilov, let's go home! 249 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,480 - Gavrilov, we're off, come on! - Can I take the toy train at least? 250 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,080 Go ahead, take it. 251 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,680 I mean, if you're life's been such a mess. And you can have the hat, too. 252 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,120 Good Lord, Gavrilov! My feet are tied together! 253 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,040 Mum, look at all these things that fell on the ground! 254 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,440 And these things, too! 255 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,600 - Fedya, wait! - No, me first! 256 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,600 - Go on, jump! - All right! 257 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,240 Here you go! 258 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,400 There! 259 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,400 That's all I managed to get, because of you! 260 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,640 ALL THINGS REPAIRS 261 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,160 - No one bought anything, eh? - No one bought anything. 262 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,240 Looks like we'll have to sell the house. 263 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,840 Careful! That's dangerous! 264 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,680 Tell me, Pavel, 265 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,960 do you reckon you could make, I don't know, 266 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,560 a hot-air balloon, for example? 267 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,080 I guess. 268 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,760 But it would take time. Otherwise, nothing to it. 269 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,280 Just imagine, we could just up and fly off somewhere. 270 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,360 We could fly anywhere we wanted, 271 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,600 take Minya and the rascals with us. 272 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,520 - And we could just keep on flying. - And where would we end up? 273 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,480 I don't know. 274 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,680 The main thing is we'd be flying. 275 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,080 Pavel, here you go. 276 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,360 Remember, you fixed it back at the Christmas party? 277 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,680 Five-nil! 278 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,480 Six-nil! 279 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,160 Seven-nil! 280 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,960 All right, your turn. 281 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,360 Missed! 282 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,640 Missed! 283 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,480 Lyolya, you're the one who threw it, you go look for it. 284 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,040 In your dreams! 285 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,840 It's not my fault you're so small and can't jump. 286 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,000 - You go find it. - No, you go! 287 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,000 - No, you go! - No, you go! 288 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,400 - No, you go! - No, you go! 289 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,560 No, you go! 290 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,240 How about this: whoever has fewer fingers has to look for it. 291 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,800 Deal? 292 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,800 - What do you mean? - Deal? 293 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,600 Show me your fingers. 294 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,480 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 295 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,680 Right? Now let's count mine. 296 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,000 One, two, three, four, five. 297 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,520 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six. 298 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,200 What's six plus five? 299 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,560 Come on, what do six and five make? 300 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,400 Eleven. 301 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,640 I knew you'd cheat. 302 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,640 We had a deal, didn't we? Tell me, did we have a deal? 303 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,800 We did. 304 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,720 Look what I found! 305 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,600 Minya! 306 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,720 Let me have that chain, will you? 307 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,120 You don't need it anyway, and I really do! 308 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,240 Let's say, we don't really need it. 309 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,880 But since you need it, it must be worth something. 310 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,120 What'll you give us for it? 311 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,400 How about this galosh? 312 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,840 You've got to be kidding! 313 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,240 We give him a bicycle chain that is almost new, 314 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,760 and he gives us this? 315 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,960 Come on, Minya, let's hide the chain 316 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,280 and later exchange it for something good. 317 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,520 You don't know a thing about life. 318 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,760 I've been saving this galosh for myself. 319 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,280 Here's a rag-and-bone man coming down the street. 320 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,360 You can sell the galosh to him and buy ice cream with the money. 321 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,480 Sell me your bottles, jars, rags! 322 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,200 Sell your bottles, jars, rags! 323 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,680 Galosh for sale! Galosh for sale! 324 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,000 Galosh for sale! Galosh for sale! 325 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,120 Are you selling this galosh, little girl? 326 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,200 Yes, I am. For 100 roubles. 327 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,600 How much? 328 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,400 No, that's too much. 329 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,600 I'll give you... 330 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,560 ...two kopecks. 331 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,760 That's a good deal for both of us. What do you say? 332 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,480 Merci. 333 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,200 Who wants ice cream? Strawberry, apricot, raspberry! 334 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,520 - Ice cream! - Over here! We want ice cream! 335 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,800 - Ice cream! - We want ice-cream! 336 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,120 Here you go. 337 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,120 Just a moment. 338 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,320 - That's two bad deals we've made. - Yeah... 339 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,680 First, we didn't get enough for the chain, and then we sold the galosh so cheap. 340 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,680 And we only got one scoop of ice cream each. 341 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,200 We need to sell another galosh. 342 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,520 - Shall we ask Pavel for another one? - He doesn't have another one. 343 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:40,120 And there must be at least 15 galoshes in our entrance hall. 344 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,400 There's no harm in selling one of them. 345 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,720 Sell your old things! 346 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,240 You might not need them, but we do! 347 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,160 If that man paid us two kopecks for that tattered galosh, 348 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,840 he'll surely give us at least one rouble for this one. 349 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,800 It's almost new. 350 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,080 Minya, you're a man, so you talk to him. 351 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,560 He'll just give me two kopecks like last time. 352 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,640 And we need more than that. 353 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,360 - Lyolya, I don't know how. - Go on, go on. 354 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,040 Good riddance to you, and a joy to us. 355 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,160 - Do you have another galosh to sell? - We do. 356 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,800 Why on Earth are you, kids, selling one galosh at a time? 357 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,880 I can give you five kopecks for this one. 358 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,240 Now, if you'd brought me two galoshes at once, 359 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,880 I'd give you, well, I don't know, 20 or even 30 kopecks. 360 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,320 You see? 361 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,120 People need two galoshes, you see. 362 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,840 Minya, run back home and bring another galosh! 363 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,440 That's right! 364 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,880 Because there are things that are always sold in pairs. 365 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,480 Shoes, gloves and galoshes, too. 366 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,520 And there are things that are sold on their own, like umbrellas or hats. 367 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,120 That's true. You don't have left and right hats. 368 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,240 Or neck scarves. Or kettles. 369 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,200 Right! 370 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,240 And there's also wallets, purses, 371 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,040 watches, 372 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,720 jewellery, 373 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,280 gold-rimmed glasses, 374 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,200 silver spoons and forks. 375 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,640 You kids will be the death of me with your dealings. 376 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,280 Look, this one's a ladies galosh, this one's for gents. 377 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,960 What do you think I can do with them? 378 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,240 I wanted to give you five kopecks for one galosh, 379 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,240 but as I put them together, I can see that this doesn't work. 380 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,200 Putting the two together has only made the situation worse. 381 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,040 Children! Come say goodbye to our guests! 382 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,720 Children, I could have given you four kopecks for these galoshes, 383 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,600 but I'll only give you three. 384 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,360 I'm docking one kopeck for your wasting my time 385 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,480 with this pointless conversation. 386 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240 Goodbye! 387 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,960 Now this is odd! 388 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,120 I could have sworn that I came here in two galoshes. 389 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,360 - Now I can only see... - ...one! 390 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,600 And no one knows where the second one is! 391 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,080 You can't go outside in just one galosh! 392 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,960 What if it rains? 393 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,880 ...and there are puddles? 394 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,560 Children! Say goodbye to our guests. 395 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,480 Wave your hand! 396 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,600 Lyolya! What's that in your hand? 397 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,040 What is it? 398 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,680 A gentleman running down the street dropped them. 399 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,800 We shouted after him to stop, 400 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,480 and he said, "Keep it! I don't have time for this! 401 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,600 My dog has run away. It's black with white paws." 402 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,120 Is there anything worse than telling lies? 403 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,040 We sold two galoshes to the rag-and-bone man 404 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,240 to buy ice cream. 405 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,720 Well, that's the only thing that's worse than telling lies! 406 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,480 Aunt Olya, Uncle Kolya, don't worry. 407 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,160 Lyolya is guilty of lying and of theft. 408 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,480 And she's the eldest, so she should know better. 409 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,800 So, I will sell all of her toys to the rag-and-bone man, 410 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,240 and we will buy you new galoshes with the money we get for them. 411 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,000 And I'm not finished yet. 412 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,320 Minya and Lyolya are not allowed to eat ice cream for two years. 413 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,360 In two years, they will be allowed to eat ice cream, 414 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,600 but they will be reminded of this sad story every time they do! 415 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,080 Cut it out! 416 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,400 And even now, as an adult, and even a somewhat old man, 417 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,320 you know, sometimes, when I eat ice cream, 418 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,960 I feel my throat tighten up 419 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,200 and a sense of unease. 420 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,440 Whenever I have an ice cream, I wonder, just like when I was younger, 421 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,880 whether I deserved it. 422 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,160 Oh, this tastes good! This is really good. 423 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,160 I'm on my way to see my sister Lyolya. She's got two little children, 424 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,320 and I'm sure she's told them the story I've just told you. 425 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,760 And this is why they have such a fun 426 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,400 and happy life there. 427 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,200 And what about us? 428 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,360 Do we get ice cream too? 429 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,640 Mister? What about us? 430 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,120 Greetings! 431 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,520 I might very well be your future neighbour. 432 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,400 Up here! 433 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,800 Careful! This is a steam engine! 434 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,240 I will attach it to the pump and it'll start to work. 435 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,600 Then we won't have to carry water from the well. 436 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,160 I see. 437 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,320 An analytical mind and a mastery of physics! 438 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,880 Not interested in physical exercises then? 439 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,720 And a-one, 440 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,600 and a-two! 441 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,120 Boris Shishkin, instructor with SPACD, the Society for the Promotion of Aviation 442 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,800 and Chemical Defence. 443 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,720 And a-three! 444 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,360 Pavel. 445 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,800 Well, yes, I am a neighbour, 446 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,520 I'm just not your neighbour yet. 447 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,560 Well, you never know, do you? 448 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,760 Here today, and gone tomorrow! 449 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,200 On the high seas, on the waves! Here today and gone tomorrow! 450 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,680 On the high seas, high seas, high seas! 451 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,720 Here today and gone tomorrow! 452 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:06,280 On the high seas, on the waves! Here today and gone tomorrow! 453 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,040 Halt! One-two! 454 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,720 About face! 455 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,200 Spread out! 456 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,560 There! 457 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,120 And a-two! 458 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,400 And a-three! 459 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,680 Let's see that arc! 460 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,240 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 461 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,720 Keep it up! More mobility. 462 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,320 More refinement! 463 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,320 Good! 464 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,440 Those on top, let's go! 465 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,680 Girls, up! 466 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,760 Right, let's get the kids up there 467 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,280 and hold them! 468 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,800 Disperse! 469 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,560 Mum, we're going to have a gymnastics school! 470 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,840 There are going to be pull up bars and gymnastic rings in the yard! 471 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,600 You've got wonderful children! 472 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,320 Flexible and coordinated! 473 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,960 It's great that I've got flexible kids, 474 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,200 but what am I to make of all this? 475 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,080 You see, we used to have a room at the textile mill. 476 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,560 Then the former church of St. Paraskeva in the Ovrazhki neighbourhood 477 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,200 was supposed to be our working club, 478 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,240 but we were kicked out of there, too. 479 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,840 I just happened to hear that your house might be given over to the state... 480 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,520 Excuse me, but nothing has been decided yet. 481 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,680 Of course! 482 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,040 And while we wait for a decision, we have no desire, 483 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,760 say, to trample you, spit on you or thumb our noses at you. 484 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,800 We only want to take a look at your house to see if it fits our needs. 485 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,680 We only ask for your permission to leave the athletic equipment here 486 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,440 for the time being, because we've been carrying it around 487 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,400 since we've been kicked out from everywhere. 488 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,720 Mummy, mummy, let them leave the pommel horse here! 489 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,040 Please! 490 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,640 Volodya and Vera wanted to teach us how to jump over the pommel horse! 491 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,880 Thank you! Clear the premises! 492 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,400 Thank you, mummy! Hurray! 493 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,880 Wait! 494 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,880 These days, many factories produce ice cream in massive quantities, 495 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,400 and anyone can buy it. 496 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,800 But, as I've been telling you, when I was young, I was taught 497 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,720 that every good thing has to be earned. 498 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,520 There! You see, Georgy? 499 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,600 You're asking for a treat 500 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,120 but you haven't done anything to earn it. 501 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,880 This is really nothing new for you. I've been telling him the same thing. 502 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,720 Penkin Station! 503 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,840 Penkin Station! Penkin Station! 504 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,600 Penkin Station! Penkin Station! 505 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,400 Excuse me, when is Tsaryovo Station coming up? 506 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,640 - Never. - What do you mean never? 507 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,960 It has always been there. I've been there, too. 508 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,000 I lived in Tsaryovo for many years! 509 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,960 When you lived there, it was called Tsaryovo. 510 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,040 And now justice has been restored. 511 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,360 There are no Tsars, so why should there be Tsaryovo? 512 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,080 The station's called Penkin now. 513 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,560 Penkin-Schmenkin! Penkin-Schmenkin! 514 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,600 For your information, comrade Penkin is a senior official on the railway system! 515 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,200 What you need to do is you get off at the next station 516 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,680 and go one station back. 517 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,320 The next station is Shishki! 518 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,520 So, your father forbade you from eating ice cream for how long? 519 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,720 For two whole years. 520 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,200 Then five, five years without ice cream! 521 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,680 Five years! Five years! 522 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,880 Even though my laces being tied together 523 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,560 caused me to fall and miss my station, I wasn't angry with Georgy 524 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,640 as I sat in the train on the way back to the previous station. 525 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,480 I was angry with myself. 526 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,680 Why did I even bring up this story about two years without ice cream! 527 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,520 I should've said two months, or better yet, two weeks. 528 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,240 Children, were you standing here? 529 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,240 Yes, it was here, but we weren't standing, we were lying down. 530 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,880 They were lying down. 531 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,200 Sergey! Let's start the investigation! 532 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,080 All right, let's get throwing! 533 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,600 Sure... 534 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,200 - I am ready! - Go on! 535 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,120 Romanych! I wasn't aiming at you, I swear! 536 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,400 - It was a bad throw, that's all! - Of course you weren't aiming at me. 537 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,880 There's no chance you would've hit me if you had been! 538 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,000 Our re-enactment of the throwing incident 539 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,440 has demonstrated that the bag containing official money 540 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,880 could not possibly have landed outside the garden. 541 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,120 Either the money is here, 542 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,040 or, I'm sorry to say, it has already been stolen. 543 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:10,120 And there aren't that many people who could have nicked it. 544 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,680 The children can be ruled out because they're too young. 545 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,480 In other words, you're accusing me! 546 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,400 You're implying that I could have, as you put it, nicked it? 547 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,240 - Yes! - Just a minute! 548 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,280 I am not accusing anyone! 549 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,120 The court will do that. 550 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,320 The courts try everyone, and we only suspect. 551 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,320 We suspect everyone, too. That's our job. 552 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,000 Yes. 553 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,680 Right now, the balance of evidence is against you, 554 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,960 sad as that may be! 555 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,240 Lykov! Come here and bring Lord. 556 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,840 What bills were there? Rouble notes, three-rouble notes? 557 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,360 Ten-rouble notes, in a bill strap. 558 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,400 Can we pet it? 559 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,360 Don't even think about it! This is a specially trained search dog! 560 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,200 In the military service! It's like asking to pet a machine gun! 561 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,200 Lykov! Here! 562 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,280 Here, Lord! Lord, search! 563 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,480 Search, Lord, search! 564 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,200 - Lykov, he's on the scent! - Search! 565 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,800 Hurry! 566 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,600 - Did he find it? - And what have we got here? 567 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,640 What have we got, trackers? What is it? 568 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,400 - A hiding place. - Let me see. 569 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,760 Ah, that's a neat trick! Really neat! 570 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,040 They opened it, hid something in there and sewed it back up, 571 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,280 but they made a bad job of it. 572 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,680 Oh wow! What is this? 573 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,040 There it is! 574 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,520 Look at this! 575 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,080 Well, ma'am, how do you explain this? 576 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,640 Valuable goods here, but where is the money? 577 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,960 Where did that pommel horse come from? 578 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,960 People from SPACD brought it today. 579 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,440 They said they didn't have anywhere to keep it. 580 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,800 A bald and merry fellow. 581 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,440 - Shishkin?! - That's the one, Shishkin! 582 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,760 I remembered the name. Shishkin – like the artist! 583 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,520 That artist painted pine trees, 584 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,000 and so they called him Shishkin, from "shishki," pine cones. 585 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,120 Yeah, this Shishkin is an artist, indeed. 586 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,240 - And an acrobat, too. - Lord, wait! 587 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,320 He used to have a club at the textile mill. 588 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,320 We are going to get that acrobat and artist. 589 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,560 And you, madam citizen, should stay home. 590 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,640 We'll have an investigator come and talk to you. 591 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,160 You're the only credible suspect. 592 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,680 Stay home! 593 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,400 We're gonna get it for this! 594 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,520 Do you want to see... 595 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,680 ...a magic trick? 596 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,440 - Go on then. - Watch this! 597 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,400 It's gone! 598 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,160 Hey, where'd the ball go? 599 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,160 – The ball? – The ball... 600 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,320 It's my stop, I am going to see my sister. 601 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,800 - Where is it? - Shake your legs! 602 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,600 I am, see. 603 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,560 No ball. 604 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,840 Here's your ball. 605 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,440 Zetkinsk! 606 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,880 Zet... 607 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,760 Zet... 608 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,520 ...kinsk. 609 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,440 What station is this? 610 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,480 In honour of our revolutionary comrade Clara Zetkin. 611 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,360 They wanted to name it Zetkin-Luxemburg 612 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,640 to mention comrade Rosa Luxemburg, too. 613 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,240 Turned out, there is an entire country named Luxembourg. 614 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,720 And when is Penkin coming up? 615 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,560 That was it. That station used to be called Penkin. 616 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,240 - Out of the way! - The nerve! 617 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,520 The station name was partly a mistake. 618 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:10,160 Comrade Penkin is currently being tried 619 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,520 for abuse of power. 620 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,680 And we received a telegram 621 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,560 telling us to change the name of the station to Zes... 622 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,160 Damn it! 623 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,080 Excuse me. 624 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,240 You should put a bit of butter on the knife and warm it up over your tea. 625 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,120 Are you a physicist? 626 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,160 Life experience. From my childhood. 627 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,120 What about us? Any for us, too? 628 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,160 You pigheaded! 629 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,960 What kind of driving is that? 630 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,320 Comrade travelling to Zetskin, ugh, to Zekinsk, 631 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,160 I mean, to the place that used to be called Tsaryovo! 632 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,640 It's your stop! 633 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,120 - Hello! - Hello. 634 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,240 Ice-cream! Who wants ice-cream? 635 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,200 Strawberry, apricot, raspberry! 636 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,880 Have you been a firefighter long? 637 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,080 They haven't been here long, 638 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,640 but I've been a firefighter all my life. 639 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,640 You might say I was born from a flame. 640 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,040 Lyolya, who is it? 641 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,480 That's dad's boss! 642 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,680 I rush inside the mill, 643 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,240 straight into raging flames. 644 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,480 And I see, lying there... 645 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,160 - What? - A firefighter! 646 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,520 Helmet on, axe in hand, 647 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,400 clearly suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. 648 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,520 And smoke is coming off him. 649 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,520 So, I grab him and pull him out of the fire, 650 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:44,080 and he says in a faint voice, 651 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,240 “Merci.” 652 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,440 Amazing! 653 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,040 “Merci.” 654 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,520 That's nothing! There's a girl in our neighbourhood... 655 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,120 You again! 656 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,160 I don't understand why you let your children sit with adults. 657 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,080 They keep interrupting me. 658 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:06,440 I'm sorry. 659 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,640 I've lost the thread of my story. 660 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,880 Right, where was I? 661 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,000 I remember a story of a stone mill catching on fire here 662 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,320 about 30 years ago, when I was still a kid. 663 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,760 The mill? It's still there. 664 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,080 It never caught on fire. 665 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,640 There used to be a rickety shed there. That went up in flames. 666 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,840 But the mill's still there, only damn it, doesn't produce any flour! 667 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,000 You stopped at the firefighter in the mill, he had gas poisoning 668 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,840 and he said "merci" to you. 669 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,800 I only wonder how he was able to say anything if he was poisoned 670 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,640 and smoke was coming off him. 671 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,440 And there is a girl in our neighbourhood... 672 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,080 Lyolya, there is nothing strange about what Father's boss said. 673 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,600 Depends on the kind of gas poisoning. 674 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,320 Some people are out, but they still can talk. 675 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,560 They are delirious. They don't know what they are saying. 676 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:08,440 He said "merci," but maybe he wanted to say "help." 677 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,720 You are doing a poor job of raising your children. 678 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,400 I'm sorry. 679 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,760 I can't get a word in edgeways with them here. 680 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,680 Since the children have, indeed, behaved extremely brazenly 681 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,160 and have failed to live up to our expectations, 682 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,400 I forbid them from dining with the adults. 683 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,000 - Go to your room immediately. - There's no need for that. 684 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,720 They'll just sit in their room and come up with some new nasty prank. 685 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,040 But here they can listen to this most wise person, 686 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,600 and perhaps some good, proper, sublime thoughts will enter their heads. 687 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,800 All right, let them stay. 688 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,080 But I categorically forbid Lyolya and Minya from saying anything at the table. 689 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,840 How right you are, Misha! 690 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,960 Another peep out of either of you 691 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,240 and you won't sit at this table ever again! 692 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,320 Got it? Have you got it? 693 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,800 Here is another cautionary tale from my childhood. 694 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,400 I was in the fifth grade at grammar school 695 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,880 and I was making the best of the school holidays 696 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,040 with my parents at our summer house. 697 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,400 I was fond of studying nature and listening to the birds sing. 698 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,000 - Really? - Yes. 699 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,360 I was walking along the edge of the woods. 700 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,800 And there I see a cloud of dust... 701 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,600 - ...you receive an award - A real one, right here!? 702 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,800 Yes. 703 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,520 But I did not tell him my name and certainly not my last name. 704 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,400 Why not? 705 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:24,600 Because that would have meant I had done it for my own personal gain. 706 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,520 Of course. 707 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,960 As if I wouldn't have rushed to save them 708 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,720 if there hadn't been a general in the carriage, 709 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,640 but some poor honest worker. 710 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,320 But of course you would have. 711 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,440 What's wrong? 712 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,840 What is it? What's wrong? 713 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,080 What's wrong? 714 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,960 What's wrong? 715 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,360 What? 716 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,560 Don't worry, it's just some butter 717 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,040 that's melted in the hot tea. 718 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,560 I'd like to know how a piece of butter ended up in the tea in the first place. 719 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,720 Children, maybe you could shed some light on the matter? 720 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,480 Minya was warming his butter over the glass and it fell in. 721 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,200 It's a good thing... 722 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,200 .. it was butter, and not tar. 723 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,600 I'm more concerned about the fact 724 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,200 that the children saw the butter fall into the tea, 725 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,480 yet they didn't say a word about it to anyone. 726 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:42,440 You horrible children! Why didn't you say anything? 727 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,120 I wouldn't have drunk that tea if I had known. 728 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,960 Daddy told us to keep silent. And so we did. 729 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,320 Daddy told us not to say a word. 730 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,120 Otherwise, we would have said something. 731 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,280 Amazing! 732 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,000 When the children were allowed to talk, 733 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,680 it was bad. 734 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:08,000 When they were told to keep silent, it turned out even worse! 735 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,600 What? 736 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,040 What? 737 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,840 This is because Lyolya eggs poor Minya on, 738 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,960 and then laughs maliciously. 739 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,040 And she ate all the biscuits too. I've been watching her. 740 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,160 My children... 741 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,200 My children are not horrible. 742 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,680 My children are not horrible! 743 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,880 They're just silly. 744 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,880 They don't think about the consequences 745 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,360 of their actions. 746 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,800 Still, Lyolya needs to be punished properly. 747 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,280 Of course. 748 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,120 I agree with your grandmother one hundred percent here. 749 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,320 They say, some red-headed lad was passing by. 750 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,720 They pulled the bag away, and he just went and threw it. 751 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,360 We've searched everywhere for it, but we can't find it. 752 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,040 I see. 753 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,320 So... 754 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,880 Could I possibly trouble you for a cup of water? 755 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,440 Kids, you heard him! 756 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,720 Been run of my feet all day! 757 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,480 Haven't eaten anything since this morning! 758 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:49,760 Like that hairdresser from that Italian opera. 759 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,520 It's been one thing after another. 760 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,080 One thing after another. 761 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,120 Yes. 762 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,680 Yes. 763 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,240 Maybe you'd like something to eat? 764 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,080 As an investigator, 765 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,960 my job is simply to establish the facts. 766 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,120 And the facts are nothing more 767 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,040 until it can be proved that a crime has been committed. 768 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,880 Then it is a criminal act. 769 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,680 And the punishment for criminal acts is determined by the court, 770 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,320 whether it be prison or whatever. 771 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,760 In your case, you could be put away for up to five years. 772 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,280 So I must ask you not to leave this place before the trial. 773 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,480 - Mum, we'll never do it again. - We'll never do it again. 774 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,880 - You'll never do what again? - We will never do anything again. 775 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,280 Wonderful. 776 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,040 Hold on, you little rascals, we are driving! 777 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,440 - Hurray! - Hold on, you little rascals! 778 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,080 - Pavel, I'll... I'll...! - Pavel, let's give Mom a ride! 779 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,640 I'll kill you one of these days! And you lot, too! 780 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,560 - You could've injured yourselves! - Everything's fine! 781 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,520 Lyolya, I've got an idea. 782 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,360 Remember you were talking about a hot-air balloon? 783 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,400 I know how to make one cheap and quick. 784 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,800 - If we take, for instance.. - Pavel, when are you going to grow up? 785 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,600 What hot air balloon? Where are we going to go? 786 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,040 I was joking, don't you understand? 787 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,760 I was joking too. 788 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,080 You made a joke, and so did I. 789 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,600 I was just following your lead. 790 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,800 LYOLYA 791 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,640 And they broke the basket, too. 792 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,240 Olya, your serve. 793 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,080 - One-nil. - Good job! 794 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,160 Grandmother's here! 795 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,520 Have you brought us anything today, other than cakes? 796 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,080 I have! 797 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,320 But the ill-mannered little so-and-so 798 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,040 who has the nerve to ask for something so brazenly 799 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,760 won't be getting any presents from me. 800 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,600 But little Minya will, 801 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,360 because he's well behaved 802 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:55,560 and has the common decency to not ask for things. 803 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,160 Give me your hand. 804 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,360 Here. 805 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,000 Minya, 806 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,800 show me what Grandma gave you. 807 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,200 Mom, mom! 808 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,360 Mom! 809 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:44,440 So I did the right thing by not giving a single coin to Lyolya! 810 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,520 How jealous can a person be? 811 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,040 She thinks that if she doesn't get anything, 812 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,520 then he shouldn't get anything too! 813 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,760 What is it, my little boy? Why are you crying? 814 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,840 Don't cry. Here are your coins. 815 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,480 There all here, apart from one, maybe. 816 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,280 But I am sure it will turn up at some point. 817 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,080 By the way, where is that evil little girl right now, huh? 818 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,240 Here she is. 819 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,400 That little wretch! 820 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:32,960 She's climbed onto the roof of the gazebo to avoid a beating. 821 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,960 Get down from there! 822 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,640 Get down this minute! 823 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,800 Let me shoot her down! 824 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,400 - Think you can hit her? - Of course I can! 825 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,000 - I don't think that's such a good idea! - Wait! 826 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,480 Mikhail! 827 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,240 You know, I'm sure there's a less extreme way to do this. 828 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,240 What if she falls down and breaks a leg? 829 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,840 Everyone will feel sorry for her then. 830 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,680 Mum, you shouldn't encourage a child to fire a slingshot, 831 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,320 even if it is for educational purposes! 832 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,160 A slingshot? 833 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,880 You've got a slingshot? 834 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,080 And you were going to use it? 835 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,800 You little sod! You naughty little sod! 836 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,600 You, you little bugger! 837 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,600 Give me that slingshot this minute! 838 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,760 I bet you've taught Minya how to use that awful contraption too, haven't you? 839 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,480 He's as good a shot as me. 840 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,560 Give the slingshot here, you rascal! 841 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,040 You hoodlum! You little hooligan! 842 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,560 Give me the slingshot right this minute! 843 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,800 God only knows what I'll do to you! 844 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,440 I'll...! 845 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,080 Best keep an eye on that one! 846 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:52,320 He's surrounded by bad influences! 847 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,560 A rascal neighbour and a crafty sister! 848 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,440 This slingshot, too. 849 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,080 A slingshot! 850 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,240 Horrible, horrible! I'll show you, slingshot! 851 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:14,600 Just imagine, I got hit by a slingshot because of that evil girl. 852 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,680 No, no, no, no, 853 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,640 that's the last you'll see of me here. 854 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,280 I've had enough of this! 855 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,200 They can bring my sweet little boy Minya 856 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,440 over to my place from now on. 857 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,640 I"ll give you presents every time you come to see me. 858 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,160 Whatever you say, mum! 859 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,720 But I'm not sure why you're heaping so much praise on Minya. 860 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,840 Lyolya, of course, was in the wrong, but Minya's hardly an angel himself. 861 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,040 If he knew better, he would've shared his coins with his sister 862 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,320 and not driven her to jealousy and spite. 863 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:50,200 And if you were the best grandmother in the world, you'd have given presents 864 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,440 to all your grandchildren, not just Minya. 865 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,520 I don't need to stand here and take this. 866 01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,200 Hurling insults at me from the rooftops! 867 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,560 I will have a cup of tea first, though, 868 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,280 and then think it over. 869 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,440 Let's go. Minya, come on. 870 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,280 Lyolya, get down from the gazebo. 871 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,560 What for? 872 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,080 Come down, there's nothing to be worried about. 873 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,200 Look. 874 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,840 Just like Michelangelo! It's excellent! 875 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,080 Don't talk rubbish! 876 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,400 No, not like this. Like this! 877 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,680 Like this! 878 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,320 Grandma was right after all. 879 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:23,000 I am the best boy in the word! I've just given Lyolya two coins. 880 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,360 No, no, no. 881 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,560 Two coins for Lyolya is too much. 882 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,520 Let her find the one that rolled away into the grass, 883 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,840 and she can take that one, I won't argue. 884 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,680 But you are the best boy in the world. That's the truth! 885 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,240 No, 886 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,200 the best boy in the world is the boy who does a good thing 887 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,800 and doesn't boast about it afterwards. 888 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,560 Lyolya, 889 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,480 let's split these coins 50-50. 890 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,040 Five for you and five for me. 891 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,960 Only thing is, one of the coins rolled away, so it won't be even. 892 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,040 I found that coin. 893 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,160 Well then, I'll take five coins from the box, 894 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,120 and you take what's left. 895 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,880 Plus the box too. 896 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,080 All right, you keep the box. 897 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,560 - Welcome home! - Thank you! See you! 898 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,600 Pavel! 899 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,000 Hurray! Uncle Minya's come to visit! 900 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,040 Hurray! 901 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,480 - Are you going to stay long? - I'll be staying for good! 902 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,640 - Hurray! What have you brought us? - Let's have a look. 903 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,560 Minya, you'll never guess what happened! Pavel gave us a ride on a kettle! 904 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,720 And they found drape cloth in the pommel horse's belly! 905 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,360 And there was also the bag... Ouch! 906 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,040 - Shall we give Pavel his present? - Yes! Yes! 907 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,000 This is for Pavel! Just don't pick at the wrapping. 908 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,960 Shall we give your mother Lyolya her present? 909 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,760 - Yes! - This is a surprise for your mum! 910 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,760 All right, hurry and take all this to Pavel for the time being. 911 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,680 - And we're also being evicted! - And mum's going to go to jail! 912 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,720 - And our house will go to gymnasts! - So it's a good thing you're here! 913 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:22,040 Pavel! Minya's here! 914 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,520 He'll be living with us! Hurray! 915 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:30,600 Minya brought a present for you. And a surprise for Mother Lyolya. 916 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,520 And who is being evicted? 917 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,120 What's going on? Stop. 918 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,240 We're going to make an arrest. 919 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,960 They're going to make an arrest. 920 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,720 Minya is a good man, he remembered! 921 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,480 I used to have one just like that when I was a kid, 922 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,200 but your great-grandmother broke it. 923 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,880 It's mine, 924 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,080 you little rascals, no, no, no, this is a present for me! 925 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,040 - Can we just take a little look? - Go on then. 926 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:34,240 We'll be really quick. 927 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,600 Listen, you little rascals, it's mine. Check this out, instead. 928 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,360 Come here. 929 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,520 Great, huh? 930 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,080 Just don't touch anything. 931 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,720 Careful! 932 01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:41,600 We'll make the arrest and take them to jail immediately, no discussions! 933 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,040 - Stop! - What are you doing , comrade? 934 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:47,040 Please, her brother Minya's come to visit! 935 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,040 - He hasn't been here for two years. - We can't waste any more time! 936 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,400 Wait, they haven't seen each other for two years! 937 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,280 - Please! - Five minutes! 938 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,200 Five minutes! Got it? 939 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,120 - Five minutes won't do any harm. - Thank you! 940 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:20,000 Ooh, I could just go for some oranges and cocoa right now. 941 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:25,000 And a sweet from the cupboard! 942 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,080 Lyolya, do you remember? 943 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,440 Because of your sore throat, Minya. 944 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,840 instead of playing outside with friends and going to the circus, 945 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,680 I was told to keep you busy and play boring billiards. 946 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,880 Just you wait, I'll fall ill too at some point, 947 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,440 and mum and dad'll buy me a billiard table or something as well. 948 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,200 Lyolya, you were ill just recently. 949 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,560 Remember, you hurt your head? 950 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,480 Didn't get any presents, though, did I? 951 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,040 They didn't feel sorry for me at all! 952 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,280 They gave me a good spanking! 953 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:11,400 Yeah, but that wasn't because you hurt your head, was it? 954 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,640 It was because you fell down when you were climbing up the fireplace 955 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,640 to get mum's watch. 956 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,880 I swallowed a billiard ball by accident. 957 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,600 I was holding it in my mouth and it slid down through my throat 958 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,520 and all the way inside. 959 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:54,880 Lyolya, your stomach is going to explode! 960 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,080 It wouldn't make my stomach explode! 961 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:01,320 But I'll probably be in great pain for the rest of my life, though! 962 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,160 It's not like mumps or a sore throat that's over in three days. 963 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:10,040 Could you get me a piece of candy from the cupboard, please? 964 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,760 No, two. 965 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,080 I can have them. 966 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,960 And she came to the window. 967 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,520 The Count ran to her and fell to his knees. 968 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:37,360 She raised her fine eyes to heaven, 969 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,840 and the Count fancied he saw tears... 970 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,880 What is our life? A game! 971 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,200 Lyolya swallowed a billiard ball! 972 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,080 Oh, Lyolya, my love! 973 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:57,160 What is it? 974 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,760 Lyolya, sweetie, how's your stomach? 975 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:05,160 I feel the ball rolling around inside, 976 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,120 and it tickles, and I want cocoa and oranges. 977 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,880 Calm down! Calm down! 978 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:17,200 We need to undress the child, put her to bed and go fetch a doctor. 979 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:20,240 - Let's get you out of those clothes. - Here, sweetie, come on. 980 01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:23,040 What are you holding? Does your stomach hurt? 981 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:26,760 - Come on, honey, come on! - What are you holding? 982 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,360 How many balls should there be? 983 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,120 Lyolya lied to us. 984 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,200 All the balls are here. 985 01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,000 She didn't swallow a ruddy ball! 986 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,440 What are we supposed to make of that? 987 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,800 She's not a normal girl, she's insane. 988 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,520 There is no other way I can explain what she did. 989 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,480 Lyolya played a cruel joke on us. 990 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:22,560 But she played a joke on the wrong people! 991 01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:25,400 She won't be getting anything from me for a whole year. 992 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,880 She'll have to go around in her old shoes 993 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,840 and her old blue dress – the one she hates! 994 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,000 And the new dress, 995 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:39,120 the new one for the school party, this one, 996 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,480 we'll give it to some poor orphan girl. 997 01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,040 You should have waited until you got the mumps, 998 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,360 rather than lie like that 999 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,760 to get presents from our parents. 1000 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,120 I'd completely forgotten about that. 1001 01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:38,600 Until recently, when it all came back to me and I started to think about it. 1002 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,560 - I wondered... - Minya! 1003 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:43,400 The reason you lied to mum and dad wasn't because you wanted presents. 1004 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,280 That's it, I'm off. 1005 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,840 When I thought about it, I decided to jump on a train 1006 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,400 and come see you. 1007 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:51,840 When you were little, 1008 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,640 you were a nice little boy, cute like a doll. 1009 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,720 Everyone loved you and felt sorry for you. 1010 01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,800 But I was growing, and I was a clumsy girl. 1011 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,560 I wanted to be loved too, I wanted people to feel sorry for me, 1012 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,200 at least when I was ill. 1013 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,000 - Lyolya, you know what I brought for you? - No. 1014 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,360 - We'll put her in jail... - Comrades, comrades, officers! 1015 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,440 She could've tried to burn the house down to cover her crime! 1016 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,520 Why are you obstructing justice, comrade? 1017 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,000 It's my steam engine! Lyolya's got nothing to do with it! 1018 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,480 Little rascals! Pavel, what is going on there? 1019 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,000 You little rascals! 1020 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:29,400 Hold on! 1021 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,320 Fyodor! Pyotr! 1022 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,640 Jump down! No, don't jump! 1023 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,240 Those little rascals opened Minya's present! 1024 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,960 They are flying on the dress! 1025 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,600 - Where? I can't see! - Hold on! 1026 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,040 Mummy! 1027 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,960 Pavel, get us down! 1028 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:55,160 Pavel, get us down! 1029 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,120 The bag! 1030 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,400 It's there! 1031 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,840 The bag is there! 1032 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:05,680 Mummy! 1033 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,040 Hold on! Hold on! 1034 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,200 The same way you got up there, get down! 1035 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,600 Pavel, help us! Get us down from here! 1036 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:20,440 Got it! 1037 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,880 I'm going to catch them! Catch them! 1038 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,880 – Oh god! – Keep their mum away! 1039 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,680 - Lyolya, quiet! - Let go of me! 1040 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,160 Let go of me! 1041 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,280 – Calm down! – Are you all right? 1042 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:46,760 - I told you not to touch anything! - Don't shout! 1043 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,080 Keep calm! 1044 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,840 - The bench saved them! - Let me go! 1045 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:01,280 Couple of little rascals, aren't they? Are you alright? 1046 01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:04,080 Is everything alright? 1047 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,200 Why aren't you smiling? Why are you so sad? 1048 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,480 No more of this running around all over the place! 1049 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,280 That's enough! Just calm down. They're fine! 1050 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:16,800 Why are you running around all the time? 1051 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,600 Lyolya, look! 1052 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,000 Look, the bag! 1053 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,200 - Who would've thought! - Well, our apologies. 1054 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,760 Thank you! 1055 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,000 Congratulations! 1056 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,280 - Romanych, follow me! - Yes, Sir! 1057 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:41,320 Looks like we've solved the case! Let's go! 1058 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,760 I knew everything would turn out right! 1059 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,120 - You take care now! - Good bye! 1060 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:54,360 - You'll never do that again, will you? - Probably not. 1061 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:57,240 One should love and care for other people. 1062 01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:01,120 Well, at least one should care for the good ones. 1063 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,440 And one should give them presents sometimes. 1064 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,240 Then both those who give 1065 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,760 and those who receive feel happy at heart. 1066 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:17,200 And those who don't do good to others, 1067 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,080 they feel gloomy and sick to their heart. 1068 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,240 Their memory weakens and their mind grows dark, 1069 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,760 and they die before their time. 1070 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,160 And good people, on the contrary, 1071 01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:36,560 live long and healthy lives. 1072 01:22:12,153 --> 01:22:17,980 ABOUT LYOLYA AND MINKA 1073 01:22:19,147 --> 01:22:21,572 BASED ON MIKHAIL ZOSCHENKO’S CHILDREN STORIES 1074 01:22:37,829 --> 01:22:39,536 SCRIPT ALEXANDER ADABASHYAN 1075 01:22:39,736 --> 01:22:40,936 ANNA TCHERNAKOVA 1076 01:22:41,136 --> 01:22:43,297 DIRECTOR ANNA TCHERNAKOVA 1077 01:22:43,921 --> 01:22:45,720 CINEMATOGRAPHER ILYA DEMIN R.G.C. 1078 01:22:46,674 --> 01:22:48,726 PRODUCTION DESIGNER ALEXANDER ADABASHYAN 1079 01:22:48,926 --> 01:22:50,898 COMPOSER YURI BRYARS 1080 01:22:51,539 --> 01:22:53,019 LYOLYA AS CHILD EVGENIA SHERBININA 1081 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:54,793 MINYA AS CHILD ELISEI MYSIN 1082 01:22:54,993 --> 01:22:56,437 LYOLYA TATYANA RYBINETZ 1083 01:22:56,637 --> 01:22:57,903 MINYA ANDREY EMELIANOV 1084 01:22:58,103 --> 01:22:59,407 MUM OLGA KRASKO 1085 01:22:59,607 --> 01:23:00,952 DAD SERGEY STEPANCHENKO 1086 01:23:01,152 --> 01:23:02,679 GRANNY VALENTINA TALYZINA 1087 01:23:02,879 --> 01:23:04,586 DAD’S BOSS ROMAN MADIANOV 1088 01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:07,595 TWINS-RASCALS KOLYA AND SASHA POPOV 1089 01:23:08,228 --> 01:23:09,912 AND OTHERS 1090 01:23:10,451 --> 01:23:12,506 PRODUCED BY STUDIA 1A