WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:11.680 STUDIA 1 A 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12.600 --> 00:00:16.640 MINISTRY OF CULTURE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION 5 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:20.880 STUDIA 1 A PRESENTS 6 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.160 BASED ON MIKHAIL ZOSCHENKO'S CHILDREN STORIES 7 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:29.720 I've got an older sister, Lyolya. 8 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:32.160 One day I decided to visit her. 9 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:36.480 I bought a train ticket 10 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:38.680 because she lived a long way away 11 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:41.080 and sent her a telegram about arrival. 12 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:46.000 I also bought presents for her, and her twins Fedya and Petya, 13 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:48.560 and a slingshot for her neighbour Pavel – 14 00:00:48.760 --> 00:00:50.280 he'll know why. 15 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.640 Lyolya did not have a husband, he was a naval officer 16 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:57.280 and was killed in a sea battle when the children were small. 17 00:00:58.440 --> 00:01:00.640 ABOUT LYOLYA AND MINKA 18 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:08.400 On my way out I bumped into Tereschchuk, who lived in the same building. 19 00:01:08.600 --> 00:01:11.160 She wanted to have a go with the slingshot. 20 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:16.280 And then Comrade Schmidt appeared, telling me 21 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:19.440 that I must join the propaganda team for an agitprop rally. 22 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:21.160 I'm going to my sister's! 23 00:01:25.320 --> 00:01:28.160 I said I wouldn't be going with the propaganda team 24 00:01:28.360 --> 00:01:31.960 because Comrade Zabezhkin's given me a whole week off. 25 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:35.360 I explained everything and was promised I can go! 26 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:37.520 I've got a ticket with a reserved seat. 27 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:41.040 I'm going to call Comrade Zabezhkin. He'll deal with it all. 28 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:45.160 I was so angry that I told them I was leaving for good, 29 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:47.520 even though it wasn't my original plan. 30 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:49.400 I'm leaving for good! 31 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:50.960 Uncle Minya! 32 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:54.480 My billiard ball flew off the table 33 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:56.520 and you caught it! 34 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:03.960 You wouldn't let me keep it, would you, Sevohcka? 35 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:05.480 I really need it. 36 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:08.160 But then I'd have one missing from the set. 37 00:02:09.320 --> 00:02:11.720 I don't suppose you'd like a car ride, would you? 38 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:16.320 And that's how my neighbour's kid Sevoichka gave me a billiard ball. 39 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:19.240 He'll be going instead of me. 40 00:02:22.800 --> 00:02:25.560 And when Schmidt ran out into the street after me, 41 00:02:25.720 --> 00:02:28.320 I was already on my way to the station. 42 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:34.440 - Where's Minya? - I'm going instead of him! 43 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:49.640 Next stop is the railway station! 44 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:10.160 I was feeling so upbeat now I was on my way to Lyolya's. 45 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:13.960 I could never have known that the antics of her rascally twins 46 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:17.480 would cause so much trouble. 47 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:20.800 HOW LELYA'S BAG HAS BEEN LOST 48 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:33.480 Fedya! 49 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:41.560 - Won't mum give us a good hiding? - But it's not mum's bag, is it? 50 00:03:41.760 --> 00:03:45.400 And we'll put it back straightaway! She's sleeping so she doesn't need it now. 51 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:47.160 - Look, there are seals here! - Don't touch them! 52 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:49.360 You won't be able to fix them back on afterwards! 53 00:04:26.280 --> 00:04:27.520 Run! 54 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:43.960 Fyodor! Pyotr! 55 00:04:45.200 --> 00:04:47.280 You little rascals! 56 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.200 This is really serious! 57 00:04:50.520 --> 00:04:53.640 Where's the bag that was on the table? 58 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:58.040 I won't tell you off. For God's sake just tell me where it is. 59 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.800 You can't just take things 60 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:12.600 that don't belong to you! 61 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:16.240 You don't realise what you've done, do you? 62 00:05:17.880 --> 00:05:19.960 No, you have no idea. 63 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:24.560 There was community money in there – lot's of it. 64 00:05:24.760 --> 00:05:26.400 How will we ever pay it back? 65 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:30.200 We didn't know it was yours. We thought it was someone else's. 66 00:05:30.400 --> 00:05:32.800 If the bag doesn't turn up, I'll go to prison! 67 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:36.520 Which prison, Lyolya? Minya is on his way to visit! 68 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.720 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 69 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.960 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 70 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:44.080 What kind of hurray is that? 71 00:05:45.520 --> 00:05:48.320 I'll be in prison; you'll be put in an orphanage; 72 00:05:48.520 --> 00:05:51.240 and the house will have to be sold! 73 00:05:52.080 --> 00:05:54.240 Where on earth can Minya visit? 74 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.120 Uncle Minya's coming! Hurray! 75 00:06:01.280 --> 00:06:03.280 Fyodor! Pyotr! 76 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:05.520 I'll catch you! Hurray! 77 00:06:09.520 --> 00:06:12.200 They said that a red-headed lad threw it. 78 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:14.120 We've looked all over for it. 79 00:06:14.320 --> 00:06:17.040 Surely we don't need to call the police? 80 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:21.560 If we don't find it I'll scrape the money together somehow. 81 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:24.560 I'll sell everything, even the house. Hello, hello? 82 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:40.160 BEAUTIFUL THINGS - URGENT SALE - ALL AT ONCE 83 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:07.360 Comrade Perepenchuk from Arkhangelsk! 84 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.640 Your wife is waiting for you at the police office. 85 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:13.720 I had no idea about Lyolya's misfortunes. 86 00:07:13.960 --> 00:07:18.720 In high spirits I dashed to the train. 87 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:53.840 Give that back, it's mine! 88 00:07:54.080 --> 00:07:57.760 Wait a minute, can I have a go? 89 00:07:58.040 --> 00:07:59.640 No. 90 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:06.560 Hello, what have you got there? 91 00:08:06.760 --> 00:08:08.120 Hello. 92 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:11.360 – Ice-cream bars, 15 kopecks. - OK, I'll have an ice-cream bar. 93 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:18.080 I'll give you the ice cream if you give me your toy train to play with. 94 00:08:18.320 --> 00:08:19.600 No. 95 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:24.040 No. 96 00:08:25.320 --> 00:08:27.680 Alright, what if I give you all this ice-cream for good, 97 00:08:27.880 --> 00:08:29.880 and you give me your toy train just for a little while? 98 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:33.280 You want to play with the toy train? I am his granny. 99 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:37.320 You see, I had a toy train just like that when I was little. 100 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:40.080 I even got into a fight over it at a Christmas party. 101 00:08:41.160 --> 00:08:43.120 He's a grown-up, let him have it. 102 00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:44.440 There you go. 103 00:08:52.560 --> 00:08:53.720 Thanks. 104 00:08:53.880 --> 00:08:56.600 No, go ahead and play with it as long as you like. 105 00:08:56.800 --> 00:08:59.760 My train's leaving. Thank you. 106 00:09:05.280 --> 00:09:07.960 You're kind and you wanted to give the child a present. 107 00:09:08.160 --> 00:09:10.600 But he's greedy and won't let you play with his toy. 108 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:14.200 "Take from the greedy jackal and give to the kind camel" – 109 00:09:15.040 --> 00:09:17.000 that's an oriental saying. 110 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.960 I just made it up. 111 00:09:31.560 --> 00:09:33.200 Hey! Comrades, the toy train! 112 00:09:34.160 --> 00:09:35.960 You forgot the toy train! 113 00:09:37.280 --> 00:09:38.680 The toy train! 114 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:42.800 The Christmas party where I got into a fight over a toy train 115 00:09:43.040 --> 00:09:45.160 was 20 years ago. 116 00:09:46.040 --> 00:09:48.720 It all started when Lyolya and I 117 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:53.000 wanted to peek at the presents our mother was wrapping. 118 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:06.520 Minya, mum's gone to the kitchen. 119 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:10.320 Let's just sneak in for a second, have a look and get out of there. 120 00:10:15.640 --> 00:10:17.960 Lyolya! Lyolya! 121 00:10:18.760 --> 00:10:20.720 Are we allowed? 122 00:10:22.560 --> 00:10:24.080 We won't look at the presents. 123 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:27.200 We'll just scoff one piece of fruit candy and that's all. 124 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:29.880 Lyolya, if you can have a piece of fruit candy, 125 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:31.800 then I can have something too. 126 00:10:32.040 --> 00:10:34.120 Well, if you can have a bite of an apple, 127 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:36.560 then I can have another piece of candy.. 128 00:10:36.760 --> 00:10:39.480 I'll have another bite of the apple, then! 129 00:10:40.560 --> 00:10:43.960 That's two bites of the apple now, there's no point beating about the bush! 130 00:10:44.160 --> 00:10:46.640 I'll have a third piece of fruit candy. 131 00:10:46.800 --> 00:10:49.360 And I'll take this nut 132 00:10:50.040 --> 00:10:52.120 and this piece of candy, too! 133 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:03.720 And I will reach everything, too! 134 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:11.440 Minka, you've broken the bench! And the doll's arm! 135 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:13.840 You're in for it now! 136 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:16.480 Children, come and say hello to our guests! 137 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:19.440 Quick! 138 00:11:21.880 --> 00:11:24.760 Come on, quick! Minya, quick! 139 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:45.880 Come on in, everyone! 140 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:54.720 Everyone come here one at a time, 141 00:11:54.880 --> 00:11:58.440 and I'ill give you all a present and a little tasty snack. 142 00:11:58.640 --> 00:12:01.200 Before you get something nice and tasty, 143 00:12:01.400 --> 00:12:04.440 let's listen to something wise and useful first. 144 00:12:04.800 --> 00:12:07.600 And now, my daughter Sofia – up you go! – 145 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:11.640 will give an excellent reading of a fable. 146 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:15.800 A round of applause, everyone! 147 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:22.080 The Lord sent the Crow a gift of cheese. 148 00:12:22.880 --> 00:12:27.360 The Crow perched on a fir tree and was ready to break its fast, 149 00:12:27.560 --> 00:12:31.400 but it fell deep in thought, holding the cheese in its beak... 150 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:38.560 What lies under fir trees in a forest? Snow, fir cones, and fir needles. 151 00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:42.160 - And on the floor under our tree... - Spring, Spring, the time of love! 152 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:44.320 Everything that might exist in the world! 153 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:46.320 Spring, Spring, the time of love! 154 00:12:46.560 --> 00:12:49.160 To her chagrin, the Fox was running by! 155 00:12:50.560 --> 00:12:52.840 Your arrival weighs heavily on my heart! 156 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:56.120 The Fox smelled the cheese and froze in its tracks... 157 00:12:57.560 --> 00:12:59.880 - It's OK, it's OK! - Sofia, Sofia, Sofia! 158 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:03.040 Oh, you're definitely in for a good hiding now! 159 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:07.000 Now everyone gets a toy and a delicious snack! 160 00:13:07.160 --> 00:13:09.880 - Now all the children... - Where are toys and snacks?! 161 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:12.840 - ...get a toy and a delicious snack! - The wolf looks so real! 162 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:15.520 Here you are. 163 00:13:18.400 --> 00:13:19.600 Lyolya! 164 00:13:20.680 --> 00:13:21.960 Minya! 165 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:24.960 Who took a bite out of this apple? 166 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:26.600 It was Minya! 167 00:13:29.520 --> 00:13:31.400 Lyolya put me up to it! 168 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:34.160 Right, Lyolya can go stand in the corner. 169 00:13:34.400 --> 00:13:36.680 She's the eldest and ought to be setting a good example, 170 00:13:36.880 --> 00:13:38.480 not teaching naughty things. 171 00:13:38.680 --> 00:13:40.840 She can forget about the doll I promised her. 172 00:13:41.040 --> 00:13:43.720 And I was going to give you a wind-up toy train, 173 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:46.120 but I'll give it to that boy there, 174 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:49.480 who I wanted to give the apple to. 175 00:13:50.680 --> 00:13:52.240 Here you are. 176 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:59.800 And then we will listen to the end to Sofia's enlightening fable 177 00:14:00.040 --> 00:14:02.240 and all the other wonderful poems. 178 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:04.720 Here you are! 179 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:07.160 Give it back, it's my toy train! 180 00:14:10.880 --> 00:14:12.360 What's going on? 181 00:14:12.640 --> 00:14:15.480 - There, there, my little boy! - What did you do? 182 00:14:15.680 --> 00:14:19.320 This is the last time you'll see me and my son in this house! 183 00:14:20.040 --> 00:14:22.880 Yes, leave. Then I get to keep the toy train! 184 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:24.480 Well I never! 185 00:14:24.680 --> 00:14:26.680 It looks like your boy's heading for a life of crime! 186 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.280 Don't you dare talk about my boy like that. 187 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:31.800 You and your sickly child had better leave now. 188 00:14:32.040 --> 00:14:35.480 - And never set foot in here again! - That's exactly what we're going to do. 189 00:14:35.680 --> 00:14:38.640 I knew mixing with the likes of you was a bad idea. 190 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:40.280 We're going too. 191 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:44.240 What did my daughter do to deserve a doll with a broken arm? 192 00:14:46.400 --> 00:14:48.720 Go on, leave, too, with your sickly child. 193 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:51.400 Then I get to keep the doll with the broken arm. 194 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:55.400 You can all leave, and then we'll keep all the toys! 195 00:14:55.600 --> 00:14:57.600 We'll get to keep all the toys! 196 00:14:57.800 --> 00:15:00.600 - I want this doll! - Sofia, you'll get one at home. 197 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.440 They probably took a bite of the cake, too. 198 00:15:03.640 --> 00:15:07.400 I was climbing up a hill 199 00:15:07.560 --> 00:15:10.640 with a heavy load, 200 00:15:10.880 --> 00:15:14.120 I got tired, so tired, 201 00:15:14.320 --> 00:15:16.320 so tired. 202 00:15:46.880 --> 00:15:49.240 Of course, Lyolya is the most to blame. 203 00:15:49.440 --> 00:15:52.680 She's the eldest and should set a good example. 204 00:15:54.280 --> 00:15:56.240 But I'll punish you both. 205 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:58.520 Go to bed right away. 206 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:01.280 And tomorrow, we'll give your toys – 207 00:16:02.880 --> 00:16:05.800 the one's that aren't broken – to our guests. 208 00:16:17.400 --> 00:16:20.080 - Did you forget something? - Yes. 209 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:32.760 Gavrilov, there's a sale here! 210 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:36.880 You're such an idiot! If I didn't notice, we'd go past it! 211 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:39.160 You're the idiot! I saw it first! 212 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:43.960 - Hello! - Hello! 213 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:46.440 You surprise me. 214 00:16:46.640 --> 00:16:49.080 If you've got such money troubles, 215 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:52.320 why are you insisting that I buy everything or nothing? 216 00:16:52.520 --> 00:16:55.360 That's pretty strange, you know! 217 00:16:55.520 --> 00:16:57.880 I'm not getting rid of all these things that are so dear to me 218 00:16:58.120 --> 00:16:59.680 just for a few extra rubles! 219 00:16:59.880 --> 00:17:03.560 I need to pay off a debt quickly, otherwise we'll have to sell our house. 220 00:17:03.760 --> 00:17:06.760 And if people keep buying only one kettle each, 221 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:08.840 how can I ever get the money? 222 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:11.120 Gavrilov! 223 00:17:12.520 --> 00:17:14.240 Gavrilov, let's go. 224 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:19.160 Excuse me! You're Lyolya, aren't you? 225 00:17:19.720 --> 00:17:22.000 I thought I recognised your voice. 226 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:26.960 - And your face is familiar, too. - I'm sorry, but who are you? 227 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:29.760 You have to give this to me as a present. 228 00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:33.440 I've suffered my whole life because of this thing. 229 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:36.640 Oh, you're Vitya? 230 00:17:36.800 --> 00:17:39.720 The sickly boy from the Christmas party? 231 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:42.400 I don't see what you are so happy about. 232 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:46.680 Your family should really be paying me a pension for life! 233 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:49.880 I've been scarred for life by that childhood humiliation! 234 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:53.440 I've lost all faith in fairness and developed a nasty personality. 235 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.960 All because of a toy train? 236 00:17:56.840 --> 00:18:00.080 My entire life's a mess. I can't trust anyone. 237 00:18:08.760 --> 00:18:11.400 Watches... 238 00:18:12.120 --> 00:18:14.280 A cigarette case... 239 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:26.200 ...and everybody says I am a jerk. 240 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.160 Now I just drift along, no direction in life. 241 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:31.840 I've been sacked from all my jobs. 242 00:18:34.840 --> 00:18:36.360 Are you OK? 243 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:47.400 Miss! 244 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:50.080 Do you need help? 245 00:18:57.480 --> 00:18:59.040 Gavrilov! 246 00:19:00.360 --> 00:19:02.000 Gavrilov! 247 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:03.560 Gavrilov! 248 00:19:05.400 --> 00:19:07.720 Gavrilov, let's go home! 249 00:19:08.840 --> 00:19:12.480 - Gavrilov, we're off, come on! - Can I take the toy train at least? 250 00:19:12.840 --> 00:19:14.080 Go ahead, take it. 251 00:19:14.320 --> 00:19:17.680 I mean, if you're life's been such a mess. And you can have the hat, too. 252 00:19:23.080 --> 00:19:27.120 Good Lord, Gavrilov! My feet are tied together! 253 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:33.040 Mum, look at all these things that fell on the ground! 254 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:35.440 And these things, too! 255 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:42.600 - Fedya, wait! - No, me first! 256 00:19:44.040 --> 00:19:45.600 - Go on, jump! - All right! 257 00:19:45.840 --> 00:19:47.240 Here you go! 258 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:06.400 There! 259 00:20:06.600 --> 00:20:09.400 That's all I managed to get, because of you! 260 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:19.640 ALL THINGS REPAIRS 261 00:20:34.800 --> 00:20:38.160 - No one bought anything, eh? - No one bought anything. 262 00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:42.240 Looks like we'll have to sell the house. 263 00:20:43.680 --> 00:20:45.840 Careful! That's dangerous! 264 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:49.680 Tell me, Pavel, 265 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.960 do you reckon you could make, I don't know, 266 00:20:53.520 --> 00:20:55.560 a hot-air balloon, for example? 267 00:20:56.080 --> 00:20:58.080 I guess. 268 00:20:58.400 --> 00:21:01.760 But it would take time. Otherwise, nothing to it. 269 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:06.280 Just imagine, we could just up and fly off somewhere. 270 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:09.360 We could fly anywhere we wanted, 271 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:11.600 take Minya and the rascals with us. 272 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:16.520 - And we could just keep on flying. - And where would we end up? 273 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:22.480 I don't know. 274 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:25.680 The main thing is we'd be flying. 275 00:21:25.840 --> 00:21:29.080 Pavel, here you go. 276 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:33.360 Remember, you fixed it back at the Christmas party? 277 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:04.680 Five-nil! 278 00:22:05.760 --> 00:22:07.480 Six-nil! 279 00:22:09.520 --> 00:22:11.160 Seven-nil! 280 00:22:11.360 --> 00:22:12.960 All right, your turn. 281 00:22:13.800 --> 00:22:15.360 Missed! 282 00:22:18.280 --> 00:22:19.640 Missed! 283 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:26.480 Lyolya, you're the one who threw it, you go look for it. 284 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:28.040 In your dreams! 285 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:30.840 It's not my fault you're so small and can't jump. 286 00:22:31.080 --> 00:22:33.000 - You go find it. - No, you go! 287 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:35.000 - No, you go! - No, you go! 288 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:37.400 - No, you go! - No, you go! 289 00:22:38.160 --> 00:22:39.560 No, you go! 290 00:22:39.840 --> 00:22:42.240 How about this: whoever has fewer fingers has to look for it. 291 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:43.800 Deal? 292 00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:46.800 - What do you mean? - Deal? 293 00:22:47.040 --> 00:22:48.600 Show me your fingers. 294 00:22:51.120 --> 00:22:55.480 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 295 00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:57.680 Right? Now let's count mine. 296 00:22:58.560 --> 00:23:02.000 One, two, three, four, five. 297 00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:06.520 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six. 298 00:23:07.600 --> 00:23:09.200 What's six plus five? 299 00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:11.560 Come on, what do six and five make? 300 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:13.400 Eleven. 301 00:23:13.600 --> 00:23:15.640 I knew you'd cheat. 302 00:23:15.840 --> 00:23:19.640 We had a deal, didn't we? Tell me, did we have a deal? 303 00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:22.800 We did. 304 00:23:34.120 --> 00:23:35.720 Look what I found! 305 00:23:36.280 --> 00:23:37.600 Minya! 306 00:23:39.840 --> 00:23:41.720 Let me have that chain, will you? 307 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:45.120 You don't need it anyway, and I really do! 308 00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:48.240 Let's say, we don't really need it. 309 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:50.880 But since you need it, it must be worth something. 310 00:23:51.120 --> 00:23:53.120 What'll you give us for it? 311 00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:56.400 How about this galosh? 312 00:23:56.560 --> 00:23:57.840 You've got to be kidding! 313 00:23:58.120 --> 00:24:00.240 We give him a bicycle chain that is almost new, 314 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:01.760 and he gives us this? 315 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:03.960 Come on, Minya, let's hide the chain 316 00:24:04.160 --> 00:24:06.280 and later exchange it for something good. 317 00:24:06.520 --> 00:24:08.520 You don't know a thing about life. 318 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:10.760 I've been saving this galosh for myself. 319 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:13.280 Here's a rag-and-bone man coming down the street. 320 00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:17.360 You can sell the galosh to him and buy ice cream with the money. 321 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:22.480 Sell me your bottles, jars, rags! 322 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:25.200 Sell your bottles, jars, rags! 323 00:24:27.120 --> 00:24:29.680 Galosh for sale! Galosh for sale! 324 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:33.000 Galosh for sale! Galosh for sale! 325 00:24:36.120 --> 00:24:38.120 Are you selling this galosh, little girl? 326 00:24:38.320 --> 00:24:41.200 Yes, I am. For 100 roubles. 327 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:42.600 How much? 328 00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:45.400 No, that's too much. 329 00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:47.600 I'll give you... 330 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:50.560 ...two kopecks. 331 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:52.760 That's a good deal for both of us. What do you say? 332 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:54.480 Merci. 333 00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:06.200 Who wants ice cream? Strawberry, apricot, raspberry! 334 00:25:06.360 --> 00:25:08.520 - Ice cream! - Over here! We want ice cream! 335 00:25:08.800 --> 00:25:10.800 - Ice cream! - We want ice-cream! 336 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:13.120 Here you go. 337 00:25:13.520 --> 00:25:15.120 Just a moment. 338 00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:21.320 - That's two bad deals we've made. - Yeah... 339 00:25:21.520 --> 00:25:24.680 First, we didn't get enough for the chain, and then we sold the galosh so cheap. 340 00:25:24.880 --> 00:25:27.680 And we only got one scoop of ice cream each. 341 00:25:27.840 --> 00:25:30.200 We need to sell another galosh. 342 00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:35.520 - Shall we ask Pavel for another one? - He doesn't have another one. 343 00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:40.120 And there must be at least 15 galoshes in our entrance hall. 344 00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:44.400 There's no harm in selling one of them. 345 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:47.720 Sell your old things! 346 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:51.240 You might not need them, but we do! 347 00:25:52.320 --> 00:25:56.160 If that man paid us two kopecks for that tattered galosh, 348 00:25:56.360 --> 00:25:59.840 he'll surely give us at least one rouble for this one. 349 00:26:00.080 --> 00:26:01.800 It's almost new. 350 00:26:02.320 --> 00:26:05.080 Minya, you're a man, so you talk to him. 351 00:26:05.280 --> 00:26:07.560 He'll just give me two kopecks like last time. 352 00:26:07.760 --> 00:26:09.640 And we need more than that. 353 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:14.360 - Lyolya, I don't know how. - Go on, go on. 354 00:26:18.840 --> 00:26:21.040 Good riddance to you, and a joy to us. 355 00:26:23.280 --> 00:26:26.160 - Do you have another galosh to sell? - We do. 356 00:26:26.320 --> 00:26:29.800 Why on Earth are you, kids, selling one galosh at a time? 357 00:26:32.320 --> 00:26:34.880 I can give you five kopecks for this one. 358 00:26:35.320 --> 00:26:38.240 Now, if you'd brought me two galoshes at once, 359 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.880 I'd give you, well, I don't know, 20 or even 30 kopecks. 360 00:26:42.080 --> 00:26:43.320 You see? 361 00:26:43.520 --> 00:26:48.120 People need two galoshes, you see. 362 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:51.840 Minya, run back home and bring another galosh! 363 00:26:52.040 --> 00:26:53.440 That's right! 364 00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.880 Because there are things that are always sold in pairs. 365 00:26:59.320 --> 00:27:02.480 Shoes, gloves and galoshes, too. 366 00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:07.520 And there are things that are sold on their own, like umbrellas or hats. 367 00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:11.120 That's true. You don't have left and right hats. 368 00:27:11.320 --> 00:27:13.240 Or neck scarves. Or kettles. 369 00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:15.200 Right! 370 00:27:15.760 --> 00:27:19.240 And there's also wallets, purses, 371 00:27:20.520 --> 00:27:22.040 watches, 372 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.720 jewellery, 373 00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:27.280 gold-rimmed glasses, 374 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:29.200 silver spoons and forks. 375 00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:37.640 You kids will be the death of me with your dealings. 376 00:27:37.840 --> 00:27:40.280 Look, this one's a ladies galosh, this one's for gents. 377 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.960 What do you think I can do with them? 378 00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:46.240 I wanted to give you five kopecks for one galosh, 379 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:49.240 but as I put them together, I can see that this doesn't work. 380 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:52.200 Putting the two together has only made the situation worse. 381 00:27:53.120 --> 00:27:56.040 Children! Come say goodbye to our guests! 382 00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:00.720 Children, I could have given you four kopecks for these galoshes, 383 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:02.600 but I'll only give you three. 384 00:28:02.800 --> 00:28:06.360 I'm docking one kopeck for your wasting my time 385 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:09.480 with this pointless conversation. 386 00:28:09.760 --> 00:28:11.240 Goodbye! 387 00:28:22.600 --> 00:28:23.960 Now this is odd! 388 00:28:24.320 --> 00:28:27.120 I could have sworn that I came here in two galoshes. 389 00:28:27.320 --> 00:28:29.360 - Now I can only see... - ...one! 390 00:28:29.560 --> 00:28:31.600 And no one knows where the second one is! 391 00:28:31.800 --> 00:28:35.080 You can't go outside in just one galosh! 392 00:28:37.040 --> 00:28:38.960 What if it rains? 393 00:28:39.120 --> 00:28:40.880 ...and there are puddles? 394 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.560 Children! Say goodbye to our guests. 395 00:28:46.840 --> 00:28:48.480 Wave your hand! 396 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.600 Lyolya! What's that in your hand? 397 00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:57.040 What is it? 398 00:28:57.840 --> 00:29:00.680 A gentleman running down the street dropped them. 399 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:02.800 We shouted after him to stop, 400 00:29:03.080 --> 00:29:05.480 and he said, "Keep it! I don't have time for this! 401 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:08.600 My dog has run away. It's black with white paws." 402 00:29:10.560 --> 00:29:13.120 Is there anything worse than telling lies? 403 00:29:13.320 --> 00:29:17.040 We sold two galoshes to the rag-and-bone man 404 00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:19.240 to buy ice cream. 405 00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:26.720 Well, that's the only thing that's worse than telling lies! 406 00:29:30.080 --> 00:29:33.480 Aunt Olya, Uncle Kolya, don't worry. 407 00:29:35.120 --> 00:29:37.160 Lyolya is guilty of lying and of theft. 408 00:29:37.360 --> 00:29:39.480 And she's the eldest, so she should know better. 409 00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:42.800 So, I will sell all of her toys to the rag-and-bone man, 410 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:48.240 and we will buy you new galoshes with the money we get for them. 411 00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:57.000 And I'm not finished yet. 412 00:29:57.200 --> 00:30:01.320 Minya and Lyolya are not allowed to eat ice cream for two years. 413 00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:05.360 In two years, they will be allowed to eat ice cream, 414 00:30:05.560 --> 00:30:08.600 but they will be reminded of this sad story every time they do! 415 00:30:28.600 --> 00:30:30.080 Cut it out! 416 00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:51.400 And even now, as an adult, and even a somewhat old man, 417 00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:54.320 you know, sometimes, when I eat ice cream, 418 00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:56.960 I feel my throat tighten up 419 00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:00.200 and a sense of unease. 420 00:31:02.120 --> 00:31:05.440 Whenever I have an ice cream, I wonder, just like when I was younger, 421 00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:07.880 whether I deserved it. 422 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:13.160 Oh, this tastes good! This is really good. 423 00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:19.160 I'm on my way to see my sister Lyolya. She's got two little children, 424 00:31:19.320 --> 00:31:22.320 and I'm sure she's told them the story I've just told you. 425 00:31:22.520 --> 00:31:24.760 And this is why they have such a fun 426 00:31:27.840 --> 00:31:29.400 and happy life there. 427 00:31:29.560 --> 00:31:31.200 And what about us? 428 00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.360 Do we get ice cream too? 429 00:31:37.800 --> 00:31:40.640 Mister? What about us? 430 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:26.120 Greetings! 431 00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:31.520 I might very well be your future neighbour. 432 00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:33.400 Up here! 433 00:32:45.120 --> 00:32:47.800 Careful! This is a steam engine! 434 00:32:54.360 --> 00:32:57.240 I will attach it to the pump and it'll start to work. 435 00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.600 Then we won't have to carry water from the well. 436 00:33:00.800 --> 00:33:02.160 I see. 437 00:33:02.360 --> 00:33:05.320 An analytical mind and a mastery of physics! 438 00:33:05.840 --> 00:33:07.880 Not interested in physical exercises then? 439 00:33:08.120 --> 00:33:09.720 And a-one, 440 00:33:11.080 --> 00:33:12.600 and a-two! 441 00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:16.120 Boris Shishkin, instructor with SPACD, the Society for the Promotion of Aviation 442 00:33:16.320 --> 00:33:17.800 and Chemical Defence. 443 00:33:18.040 --> 00:33:19.720 And a-three! 444 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:24.360 Pavel. 445 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:34.800 Well, yes, I am a neighbour, 446 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.520 I'm just not your neighbour yet. 447 00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:44.560 Well, you never know, do you? 448 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:47.760 Here today, and gone tomorrow! 449 00:33:48.520 --> 00:33:52.200 On the high seas, on the waves! Here today and gone tomorrow! 450 00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.680 On the high seas, high seas, high seas! 451 00:33:57.560 --> 00:34:00.720 Here today and gone tomorrow! 452 00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:06.280 On the high seas, on the waves! Here today and gone tomorrow! 453 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.040 Halt! One-two! 454 00:34:17.240 --> 00:34:18.720 About face! 455 00:34:19.200 --> 00:34:21.200 Spread out! 456 00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:24.560 There! 457 00:34:26.680 --> 00:34:28.120 And a-two! 458 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:30.400 And a-three! 459 00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:34.680 Let's see that arc! 460 00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.240 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 461 00:34:41.560 --> 00:34:43.720 Keep it up! More mobility. 462 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:45.320 More refinement! 463 00:34:47.080 --> 00:34:48.320 Good! 464 00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:07.440 Those on top, let's go! 465 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:10.680 Girls, up! 466 00:35:11.600 --> 00:35:13.760 Right, let's get the kids up there 467 00:35:15.600 --> 00:35:18.280 and hold them! 468 00:35:21.040 --> 00:35:22.800 Disperse! 469 00:35:31.160 --> 00:35:33.560 Mum, we're going to have a gymnastics school! 470 00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:36.840 There are going to be pull up bars and gymnastic rings in the yard! 471 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.600 You've got wonderful children! 472 00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:42.320 Flexible and coordinated! 473 00:35:42.520 --> 00:35:44.960 It's great that I've got flexible kids, 474 00:35:45.160 --> 00:35:47.200 but what am I to make of all this? 475 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:51.080 You see, we used to have a room at the textile mill. 476 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:54.560 Then the former church of St. Paraskeva in the Ovrazhki neighbourhood 477 00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.200 was supposed to be our working club, 478 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:00.240 but we were kicked out of there, too. 479 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.840 I just happened to hear that your house might be given over to the state... 480 00:36:05.080 --> 00:36:07.520 Excuse me, but nothing has been decided yet. 481 00:36:07.720 --> 00:36:08.680 Of course! 482 00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.040 And while we wait for a decision, we have no desire, 483 00:36:11.200 --> 00:36:13.760 say, to trample you, spit on you or thumb our noses at you. 484 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.800 We only want to take a look at your house to see if it fits our needs. 485 00:36:17.040 --> 00:36:19.680 We only ask for your permission to leave the athletic equipment here 486 00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.440 for the time being, because we've been carrying it around 487 00:36:22.600 --> 00:36:25.400 since we've been kicked out from everywhere. 488 00:36:26.200 --> 00:36:28.720 Mummy, mummy, let them leave the pommel horse here! 489 00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:30.040 Please! 490 00:36:30.200 --> 00:36:33.640 Volodya and Vera wanted to teach us how to jump over the pommel horse! 491 00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:36.880 Thank you! Clear the premises! 492 00:36:37.120 --> 00:36:40.400 Thank you, mummy! Hurray! 493 00:36:49.560 --> 00:36:50.880 Wait! 494 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:17.880 These days, many factories produce ice cream in massive quantities, 495 00:37:18.240 --> 00:37:20.400 and anyone can buy it. 496 00:37:21.120 --> 00:37:24.800 But, as I've been telling you, when I was young, I was taught 497 00:37:25.040 --> 00:37:27.720 that every good thing has to be earned. 498 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:30.520 There! You see, Georgy? 499 00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:34.600 You're asking for a treat 500 00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.120 but you haven't done anything to earn it. 501 00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:41.880 This is really nothing new for you. I've been telling him the same thing. 502 00:37:42.120 --> 00:37:43.720 Penkin Station! 503 00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:49.840 Penkin Station! Penkin Station! 504 00:37:52.680 --> 00:37:55.600 Penkin Station! Penkin Station! 505 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.400 Excuse me, when is Tsaryovo Station coming up? 506 00:37:58.600 --> 00:38:00.640 - Never. - What do you mean never? 507 00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:02.960 It has always been there. I've been there, too. 508 00:38:03.160 --> 00:38:05.000 I lived in Tsaryovo for many years! 509 00:38:06.600 --> 00:38:08.960 When you lived there, it was called Tsaryovo. 510 00:38:09.160 --> 00:38:11.040 And now justice has been restored. 511 00:38:11.240 --> 00:38:13.360 There are no Tsars, so why should there be Tsaryovo? 512 00:38:13.560 --> 00:38:16.080 The station's called Penkin now. 513 00:38:17.560 --> 00:38:19.560 Penkin-Schmenkin! Penkin-Schmenkin! 514 00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:23.600 For your information, comrade Penkin is a senior official on the railway system! 515 00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:27.200 What you need to do is you get off at the next station 516 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:29.680 and go one station back. 517 00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.320 The next station is Shishki! 518 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:37.520 So, your father forbade you from eating ice cream for how long? 519 00:38:37.680 --> 00:38:39.720 For two whole years. 520 00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:45.200 Then five, five years without ice cream! 521 00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:49.680 Five years! Five years! 522 00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:57.880 Even though my laces being tied together 523 00:38:58.080 --> 00:39:01.560 caused me to fall and miss my station, I wasn't angry with Georgy 524 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.640 as I sat in the train on the way back to the previous station. 525 00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:06.480 I was angry with myself. 526 00:39:06.680 --> 00:39:10.680 Why did I even bring up this story about two years without ice cream! 527 00:39:11.120 --> 00:39:14.520 I should've said two months, or better yet, two weeks. 528 00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:21.240 Children, were you standing here? 529 00:39:21.720 --> 00:39:24.240 Yes, it was here, but we weren't standing, we were lying down. 530 00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:25.880 They were lying down. 531 00:39:26.120 --> 00:39:29.200 Sergey! Let's start the investigation! 532 00:39:29.720 --> 00:39:32.080 All right, let's get throwing! 533 00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:33.600 Sure... 534 00:39:35.120 --> 00:39:37.200 - I am ready! - Go on! 535 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.120 Romanych! I wasn't aiming at you, I swear! 536 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:46.400 - It was a bad throw, that's all! - Of course you weren't aiming at me. 537 00:39:46.560 --> 00:39:49.880 There's no chance you would've hit me if you had been! 538 00:39:50.160 --> 00:39:53.000 Our re-enactment of the throwing incident 539 00:39:53.200 --> 00:39:56.440 has demonstrated that the bag containing official money 540 00:39:56.640 --> 00:39:59.880 could not possibly have landed outside the garden. 541 00:40:00.240 --> 00:40:02.120 Either the money is here, 542 00:40:03.040 --> 00:40:06.040 or, I'm sorry to say, it has already been stolen. 543 00:40:06.240 --> 00:40:10.120 And there aren't that many people who could have nicked it. 544 00:40:10.680 --> 00:40:13.680 The children can be ruled out because they're too young. 545 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:16.480 In other words, you're accusing me! 546 00:40:17.200 --> 00:40:20.400 You're implying that I could have, as you put it, nicked it? 547 00:40:20.560 --> 00:40:22.240 - Yes! - Just a minute! 548 00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:25.280 I am not accusing anyone! 549 00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:27.120 The court will do that. 550 00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:31.320 The courts try everyone, and we only suspect. 551 00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:35.320 We suspect everyone, too. That's our job. 552 00:40:35.680 --> 00:40:37.000 Yes. 553 00:40:37.200 --> 00:40:40.680 Right now, the balance of evidence is against you, 554 00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:42.960 sad as that may be! 555 00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.240 Lykov! Come here and bring Lord. 556 00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:50.840 What bills were there? Rouble notes, three-rouble notes? 557 00:40:51.080 --> 00:40:53.360 Ten-rouble notes, in a bill strap. 558 00:40:54.680 --> 00:40:57.400 Can we pet it? 559 00:40:58.080 --> 00:41:01.360 Don't even think about it! This is a specially trained search dog! 560 00:41:01.560 --> 00:41:05.200 In the military service! It's like asking to pet a machine gun! 561 00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:07.200 Lykov! Here! 562 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:10.280 Here, Lord! Lord, search! 563 00:41:11.520 --> 00:41:13.480 Search, Lord, search! 564 00:41:14.120 --> 00:41:17.200 - Lykov, he's on the scent! - Search! 565 00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:18.800 Hurry! 566 00:41:19.040 --> 00:41:21.600 - Did he find it? - And what have we got here? 567 00:41:23.240 --> 00:41:25.640 What have we got, trackers? What is it? 568 00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:28.400 - A hiding place. - Let me see. 569 00:41:28.560 --> 00:41:31.760 Ah, that's a neat trick! Really neat! 570 00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:36.040 They opened it, hid something in there and sewed it back up, 571 00:41:36.240 --> 00:41:38.280 but they made a bad job of it. 572 00:41:38.680 --> 00:41:40.680 Oh wow! What is this? 573 00:41:43.720 --> 00:41:45.040 There it is! 574 00:41:45.240 --> 00:41:47.520 Look at this! 575 00:41:47.720 --> 00:41:50.080 Well, ma'am, how do you explain this? 576 00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:52.640 Valuable goods here, but where is the money? 577 00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:54.960 Where did that pommel horse come from? 578 00:41:55.160 --> 00:41:57.960 People from SPACD brought it today. 579 00:41:59.080 --> 00:42:01.440 They said they didn't have anywhere to keep it. 580 00:42:01.640 --> 00:42:03.800 A bald and merry fellow. 581 00:42:04.040 --> 00:42:06.440 - Shishkin?! - That's the one, Shishkin! 582 00:42:06.600 --> 00:42:08.760 I remembered the name. Shishkin – like the artist! 583 00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:10.520 That artist painted pine trees, 584 00:42:10.720 --> 00:42:13.000 and so they called him Shishkin, from "shishki," pine cones. 585 00:42:13.200 --> 00:42:15.120 Yeah, this Shishkin is an artist, indeed. 586 00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.240 - And an acrobat, too. - Lord, wait! 587 00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:20.320 He used to have a club at the textile mill. 588 00:42:20.520 --> 00:42:24.320 We are going to get that acrobat and artist. 589 00:42:25.080 --> 00:42:28.560 And you, madam citizen, should stay home. 590 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:31.640 We'll have an investigator come and talk to you. 591 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:34.160 You're the only credible suspect. 592 00:42:35.080 --> 00:42:37.680 Stay home! 593 00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:40.400 We're gonna get it for this! 594 00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:15.520 Do you want to see... 595 00:43:17.040 --> 00:43:18.680 ...a magic trick? 596 00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:21.440 - Go on then. - Watch this! 597 00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:27.400 It's gone! 598 00:43:37.240 --> 00:43:39.160 Hey, where'd the ball go? 599 00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:41.160 – The ball? – The ball... 600 00:43:45.120 --> 00:43:47.320 It's my stop, I am going to see my sister. 601 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.800 - Where is it? - Shake your legs! 602 00:43:51.040 --> 00:43:52.600 I am, see. 603 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:54.560 No ball. 604 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:06.840 Here's your ball. 605 00:44:09.240 --> 00:44:10.440 Zetkinsk! 606 00:44:14.680 --> 00:44:15.880 Zet... 607 00:44:24.720 --> 00:44:26.760 Zet... 608 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:28.520 ...kinsk. 609 00:44:28.720 --> 00:44:30.440 What station is this? 610 00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:34.480 In honour of our revolutionary comrade Clara Zetkin. 611 00:44:34.680 --> 00:44:37.360 They wanted to name it Zetkin-Luxemburg 612 00:44:37.560 --> 00:44:40.640 to mention comrade Rosa Luxemburg, too. 613 00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:44.240 Turned out, there is an entire country named Luxembourg. 614 00:44:47.120 --> 00:44:48.720 And when is Penkin coming up? 615 00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.560 That was it. That station used to be called Penkin. 616 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.240 - Out of the way! - The nerve! 617 00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:04.520 The station name was partly a mistake. 618 00:45:05.120 --> 00:45:10.160 Comrade Penkin is currently being tried 619 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:12.520 for abuse of power. 620 00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:14.680 And we received a telegram 621 00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:17.560 telling us to change the name of the station to Zes... 622 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:19.160 Damn it! 623 00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:22.080 Excuse me. 624 00:45:46.640 --> 00:45:50.240 You should put a bit of butter on the knife and warm it up over your tea. 625 00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:53.120 Are you a physicist? 626 00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:55.160 Life experience. From my childhood. 627 00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.120 What about us? Any for us, too? 628 00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:47.160 You pigheaded! 629 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:49.960 What kind of driving is that? 630 00:47:00.120 --> 00:47:04.320 Comrade travelling to Zetskin, ugh, to Zekinsk, 631 00:47:04.520 --> 00:47:07.160 I mean, to the place that used to be called Tsaryovo! 632 00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:08.640 It's your stop! 633 00:47:22.160 --> 00:47:24.120 - Hello! - Hello. 634 00:47:26.240 --> 00:47:29.240 Ice-cream! Who wants ice-cream? 635 00:47:29.440 --> 00:47:32.200 Strawberry, apricot, raspberry! 636 00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:53.880 Have you been a firefighter long? 637 00:47:54.120 --> 00:47:56.080 They haven't been here long, 638 00:47:56.280 --> 00:47:58.640 but I've been a firefighter all my life. 639 00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:01.640 You might say I was born from a flame. 640 00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.040 Lyolya, who is it? 641 00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:10.480 That's dad's boss! 642 00:48:13.600 --> 00:48:16.680 I rush inside the mill, 643 00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:19.240 straight into raging flames. 644 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.480 And I see, lying there... 645 00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:26.160 - What? - A firefighter! 646 00:48:26.600 --> 00:48:28.520 Helmet on, axe in hand, 647 00:48:30.240 --> 00:48:32.400 clearly suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. 648 00:48:32.600 --> 00:48:34.520 And smoke is coming off him. 649 00:48:36.160 --> 00:48:39.520 So, I grab him and pull him out of the fire, 650 00:48:40.720 --> 00:48:44.080 and he says in a faint voice, 651 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.240 “Merci.” 652 00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:49.440 Amazing! 653 00:48:49.640 --> 00:48:51.040 “Merci.” 654 00:48:51.200 --> 00:48:53.520 That's nothing! There's a girl in our neighbourhood... 655 00:48:53.720 --> 00:48:55.120 You again! 656 00:48:58.560 --> 00:49:02.160 I don't understand why you let your children sit with adults. 657 00:49:03.120 --> 00:49:05.080 They keep interrupting me. 658 00:49:05.240 --> 00:49:06.440 I'm sorry. 659 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:09.640 I've lost the thread of my story. 660 00:49:11.720 --> 00:49:13.880 Right, where was I? 661 00:49:15.120 --> 00:49:18.000 I remember a story of a stone mill catching on fire here 662 00:49:18.160 --> 00:49:20.320 about 30 years ago, when I was still a kid. 663 00:49:20.520 --> 00:49:22.760 The mill? It's still there. 664 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.080 It never caught on fire. 665 00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:29.640 There used to be a rickety shed there. That went up in flames. 666 00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:34.840 But the mill's still there, only damn it, doesn't produce any flour! 667 00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:41.000 You stopped at the firefighter in the mill, he had gas poisoning 668 00:49:41.240 --> 00:49:42.840 and he said "merci" to you. 669 00:49:43.040 --> 00:49:45.800 I only wonder how he was able to say anything if he was poisoned 670 00:49:46.040 --> 00:49:47.640 and smoke was coming off him. 671 00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:50.440 And there is a girl in our neighbourhood... 672 00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:55.080 Lyolya, there is nothing strange about what Father's boss said. 673 00:49:55.640 --> 00:49:57.600 Depends on the kind of gas poisoning. 674 00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:01.320 Some people are out, but they still can talk. 675 00:50:01.680 --> 00:50:04.560 They are delirious. They don't know what they are saying. 676 00:50:04.720 --> 00:50:08.440 He said "merci," but maybe he wanted to say "help." 677 00:50:12.040 --> 00:50:14.720 You are doing a poor job of raising your children. 678 00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:16.400 I'm sorry. 679 00:50:16.600 --> 00:50:18.760 I can't get a word in edgeways with them here. 680 00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:21.680 Since the children have, indeed, behaved extremely brazenly 681 00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.160 and have failed to live up to our expectations, 682 00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:26.400 I forbid them from dining with the adults. 683 00:50:26.560 --> 00:50:29.000 - Go to your room immediately. - There's no need for that. 684 00:50:29.200 --> 00:50:32.720 They'll just sit in their room and come up with some new nasty prank. 685 00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.040 But here they can listen to this most wise person, 686 00:50:36.240 --> 00:50:40.600 and perhaps some good, proper, sublime thoughts will enter their heads. 687 00:50:41.040 --> 00:50:42.800 All right, let them stay. 688 00:50:43.200 --> 00:50:47.080 But I categorically forbid Lyolya and Minya from saying anything at the table. 689 00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:48.840 How right you are, Misha! 690 00:50:49.080 --> 00:50:50.960 Another peep out of either of you 691 00:50:51.160 --> 00:50:53.240 and you won't sit at this table ever again! 692 00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:55.320 Got it? Have you got it? 693 00:50:56.280 --> 00:51:00.800 Here is another cautionary tale from my childhood. 694 00:51:01.560 --> 00:51:04.400 I was in the fifth grade at grammar school 695 00:51:05.160 --> 00:51:07.880 and I was making the best of the school holidays 696 00:51:08.120 --> 00:51:10.040 with my parents at our summer house. 697 00:51:11.680 --> 00:51:15.400 I was fond of studying nature and listening to the birds sing. 698 00:51:15.600 --> 00:51:17.000 - Really? - Yes. 699 00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:21.360 I was walking along the edge of the woods. 700 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.800 And there I see a cloud of dust... 701 00:52:06.160 --> 00:52:08.600 - ...you receive an award - A real one, right here!? 702 00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:11.800 Yes. 703 00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:17.520 But I did not tell him my name and certainly not my last name. 704 00:52:18.040 --> 00:52:19.400 Why not? 705 00:52:20.520 --> 00:52:24.600 Because that would have meant I had done it for my own personal gain. 706 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:27.520 Of course. 707 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:30.960 As if I wouldn't have rushed to save them 708 00:52:31.160 --> 00:52:34.720 if there hadn't been a general in the carriage, 709 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.640 but some poor honest worker. 710 00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:40.320 But of course you would have. 711 00:52:51.680 --> 00:52:53.440 What's wrong? 712 00:52:53.640 --> 00:52:55.840 What is it? What's wrong? 713 00:52:56.600 --> 00:52:58.080 What's wrong? 714 00:52:59.680 --> 00:53:00.960 What's wrong? 715 00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:03.360 What? 716 00:53:04.240 --> 00:53:06.560 Don't worry, it's just some butter 717 00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:09.040 that's melted in the hot tea. 718 00:53:09.240 --> 00:53:12.560 I'd like to know how a piece of butter ended up in the tea in the first place. 719 00:53:12.720 --> 00:53:15.720 Children, maybe you could shed some light on the matter? 720 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:19.480 Minya was warming his butter over the glass and it fell in. 721 00:53:23.600 --> 00:53:25.200 It's a good thing... 722 00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:29.200 .. it was butter, and not tar. 723 00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:31.600 I'm more concerned about the fact 724 00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:35.200 that the children saw the butter fall into the tea, 725 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.480 yet they didn't say a word about it to anyone. 726 00:53:38.720 --> 00:53:42.440 You horrible children! Why didn't you say anything? 727 00:53:42.600 --> 00:53:45.120 I wouldn't have drunk that tea if I had known. 728 00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:48.960 Daddy told us to keep silent. And so we did. 729 00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:52.320 Daddy told us not to say a word. 730 00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:56.120 Otherwise, we would have said something. 731 00:53:57.160 --> 00:53:58.280 Amazing! 732 00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.000 When the children were allowed to talk, 733 00:54:01.200 --> 00:54:02.680 it was bad. 734 00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:08.000 When they were told to keep silent, it turned out even worse! 735 00:54:08.200 --> 00:54:09.600 What? 736 00:54:10.680 --> 00:54:12.040 What? 737 00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:17.840 This is because Lyolya eggs poor Minya on, 738 00:54:18.640 --> 00:54:20.960 and then laughs maliciously. 739 00:54:22.040 --> 00:54:25.040 And she ate all the biscuits too. I've been watching her. 740 00:54:26.520 --> 00:54:28.160 My children... 741 00:54:28.560 --> 00:54:30.200 My children are not horrible. 742 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.680 My children are not horrible! 743 00:54:38.240 --> 00:54:39.880 They're just silly. 744 00:54:40.120 --> 00:54:42.880 They don't think about the consequences 745 00:54:43.560 --> 00:54:45.360 of their actions. 746 00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:55.800 Still, Lyolya needs to be punished properly. 747 00:54:56.040 --> 00:54:57.280 Of course. 748 00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:01.120 I agree with your grandmother one hundred percent here. 749 00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:12.320 They say, some red-headed lad was passing by. 750 00:55:12.520 --> 00:55:14.720 They pulled the bag away, and he just went and threw it. 751 00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:17.360 We've searched everywhere for it, but we can't find it. 752 00:55:17.560 --> 00:55:19.040 I see. 753 00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:25.320 So... 754 00:55:27.200 --> 00:55:30.880 Could I possibly trouble you for a cup of water? 755 00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:33.440 Kids, you heard him! 756 00:55:38.160 --> 00:55:39.720 Been run of my feet all day! 757 00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.480 Haven't eaten anything since this morning! 758 00:55:45.040 --> 00:55:49.760 Like that hairdresser from that Italian opera. 759 00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:53.520 It's been one thing after another. 760 00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:58.080 One thing after another. 761 00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:00.120 Yes. 762 00:56:02.120 --> 00:56:03.680 Yes. 763 00:56:10.040 --> 00:56:12.240 Maybe you'd like something to eat? 764 00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:28.080 As an investigator, 765 00:56:29.720 --> 00:56:31.960 my job is simply to establish the facts. 766 00:56:32.160 --> 00:56:34.120 And the facts are nothing more 767 00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:37.040 until it can be proved that a crime has been committed. 768 00:56:37.240 --> 00:56:38.880 Then it is a criminal act. 769 00:56:39.080 --> 00:56:42.680 And the punishment for criminal acts is determined by the court, 770 00:56:43.080 --> 00:56:45.320 whether it be prison or whatever. 771 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:48.760 In your case, you could be put away for up to five years. 772 00:56:49.040 --> 00:56:52.280 So I must ask you not to leave this place before the trial. 773 00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:17.480 - Mum, we'll never do it again. - We'll never do it again. 774 00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:24.880 - You'll never do what again? - We will never do anything again. 775 00:57:25.640 --> 00:57:27.280 Wonderful. 776 00:58:00.720 --> 00:58:04.040 Hold on, you little rascals, we are driving! 777 00:58:05.600 --> 00:58:08.440 - Hurray! - Hold on, you little rascals! 778 00:58:09.720 --> 00:58:13.080 - Pavel, I'll... I'll...! - Pavel, let's give Mom a ride! 779 00:58:13.240 --> 00:58:16.640 I'll kill you one of these days! And you lot, too! 780 00:58:17.240 --> 00:58:20.560 - You could've injured yourselves! - Everything's fine! 781 00:58:23.640 --> 00:58:26.520 Lyolya, I've got an idea. 782 00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.360 Remember you were talking about a hot-air balloon? 783 00:58:29.520 --> 00:58:32.400 I know how to make one cheap and quick. 784 00:58:33.520 --> 00:58:37.800 - If we take, for instance.. - Pavel, when are you going to grow up? 785 00:58:38.080 --> 00:58:40.600 What hot air balloon? Where are we going to go? 786 00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:43.040 I was joking, don't you understand? 787 00:58:47.200 --> 00:58:48.760 I was joking too. 788 00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:52.080 You made a joke, and so did I. 789 00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:55.600 I was just following your lead. 790 00:58:56.960 --> 00:58:59.800 LYOLYA 791 00:59:07.640 --> 00:59:10.640 And they broke the basket, too. 792 00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:14.240 Olya, your serve. 793 00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:23.080 - One-nil. - Good job! 794 00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:26.160 Grandmother's here! 795 00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:29.520 Have you brought us anything today, other than cakes? 796 00:59:29.680 --> 00:59:31.080 I have! 797 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:33.320 But the ill-mannered little so-and-so 798 00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:37.040 who has the nerve to ask for something so brazenly 799 00:59:37.240 --> 00:59:39.760 won't be getting any presents from me. 800 00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:46.600 But little Minya will, 801 00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:49.360 because he's well behaved 802 00:59:50.680 --> 00:59:55.560 and has the common decency to not ask for things. 803 00:59:57.600 --> 00:59:59.160 Give me your hand. 804 01:00:01.120 --> 01:00:02.360 Here. 805 01:00:24.200 --> 01:00:26.000 Minya, 806 01:00:26.200 --> 01:00:28.800 show me what Grandma gave you. 807 01:00:32.720 --> 01:00:36.200 Mom, mom! 808 01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:38.360 Mom! 809 01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:44.440 So I did the right thing by not giving a single coin to Lyolya! 810 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:50.520 How jealous can a person be? 811 01:00:50.680 --> 01:00:53.040 She thinks that if she doesn't get anything, 812 01:00:53.240 --> 01:00:55.520 then he shouldn't get anything too! 813 01:00:55.680 --> 01:00:58.760 What is it, my little boy? Why are you crying? 814 01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:04.840 Don't cry. Here are your coins. 815 01:01:10.040 --> 01:01:12.480 There all here, apart from one, maybe. 816 01:01:13.080 --> 01:01:15.280 But I am sure it will turn up at some point. 817 01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:19.080 By the way, where is that evil little girl right now, huh? 818 01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:23.240 Here she is. 819 01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:27.400 That little wretch! 820 01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:32.960 She's climbed onto the roof of the gazebo to avoid a beating. 821 01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:36.960 Get down from there! 822 01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:39.640 Get down this minute! 823 01:01:40.040 --> 01:01:41.800 Let me shoot her down! 824 01:01:42.720 --> 01:01:44.400 - Think you can hit her? - Of course I can! 825 01:01:44.600 --> 01:01:47.000 - I don't think that's such a good idea! - Wait! 826 01:01:47.200 --> 01:01:48.480 Mikhail! 827 01:01:49.200 --> 01:01:52.240 You know, I'm sure there's a less extreme way to do this. 828 01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:55.240 What if she falls down and breaks a leg? 829 01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:57.840 Everyone will feel sorry for her then. 830 01:01:58.040 --> 01:02:00.680 Mum, you shouldn't encourage a child to fire a slingshot, 831 01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:03.320 even if it is for educational purposes! 832 01:02:03.520 --> 01:02:05.160 A slingshot? 833 01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:08.880 You've got a slingshot? 834 01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:12.080 And you were going to use it? 835 01:02:12.640 --> 01:02:15.800 You little sod! You naughty little sod! 836 01:02:16.080 --> 01:02:18.600 You, you little bugger! 837 01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:21.600 Give me that slingshot this minute! 838 01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:25.760 I bet you've taught Minya how to use that awful contraption too, haven't you? 839 01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:27.480 He's as good a shot as me. 840 01:02:27.640 --> 01:02:29.560 Give the slingshot here, you rascal! 841 01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:32.040 You hoodlum! You little hooligan! 842 01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:38.560 Give me the slingshot right this minute! 843 01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:41.800 God only knows what I'll do to you! 844 01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:43.440 I'll...! 845 01:02:45.520 --> 01:02:48.080 Best keep an eye on that one! 846 01:02:48.280 --> 01:02:52.320 He's surrounded by bad influences! 847 01:02:53.640 --> 01:02:57.560 A rascal neighbour and a crafty sister! 848 01:02:58.560 --> 01:03:01.440 This slingshot, too. 849 01:03:03.600 --> 01:03:05.080 A slingshot! 850 01:03:06.240 --> 01:03:09.240 Horrible, horrible! I'll show you, slingshot! 851 01:03:09.640 --> 01:03:14.600 Just imagine, I got hit by a slingshot because of that evil girl. 852 01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:17.680 No, no, no, no, 853 01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:20.640 that's the last you'll see of me here. 854 01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:23.280 I've had enough of this! 855 01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:26.200 They can bring my sweet little boy Minya 856 01:03:26.360 --> 01:03:28.440 over to my place from now on. 857 01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:32.640 I"ll give you presents every time you come to see me. 858 01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:34.160 Whatever you say, mum! 859 01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:37.720 But I'm not sure why you're heaping so much praise on Minya. 860 01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:41.840 Lyolya, of course, was in the wrong, but Minya's hardly an angel himself. 861 01:03:42.080 --> 01:03:45.040 If he knew better, he would've shared his coins with his sister 862 01:03:45.240 --> 01:03:47.320 and not driven her to jealousy and spite. 863 01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.200 And if you were the best grandmother in the world, you'd have given presents 864 01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:52.440 to all your grandchildren, not just Minya. 865 01:03:52.600 --> 01:03:55.520 I don't need to stand here and take this. 866 01:03:56.800 --> 01:04:00.200 Hurling insults at me from the rooftops! 867 01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:03.560 I will have a cup of tea first, though, 868 01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:06.280 and then think it over. 869 01:04:06.480 --> 01:04:08.440 Let's go. Minya, come on. 870 01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:32.280 Lyolya, get down from the gazebo. 871 01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:33.560 What for? 872 01:04:33.720 --> 01:04:36.080 Come down, there's nothing to be worried about. 873 01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:45.200 Look. 874 01:04:47.800 --> 01:04:50.840 Just like Michelangelo! It's excellent! 875 01:04:51.240 --> 01:04:53.080 Don't talk rubbish! 876 01:04:54.520 --> 01:04:57.400 No, not like this. Like this! 877 01:05:01.320 --> 01:05:02.680 Like this! 878 01:05:16.520 --> 01:05:18.320 Grandma was right after all. 879 01:05:18.480 --> 01:05:23.000 I am the best boy in the word! I've just given Lyolya two coins. 880 01:05:23.200 --> 01:05:24.360 No, no, no. 881 01:05:24.560 --> 01:05:26.560 Two coins for Lyolya is too much. 882 01:05:26.720 --> 01:05:29.520 Let her find the one that rolled away into the grass, 883 01:05:29.720 --> 01:05:31.840 and she can take that one, I won't argue. 884 01:05:32.080 --> 01:05:35.680 But you are the best boy in the world. That's the truth! 885 01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:37.240 No, 886 01:05:37.800 --> 01:05:41.200 the best boy in the world is the boy who does a good thing 887 01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:43.800 and doesn't boast about it afterwards. 888 01:05:59.240 --> 01:06:00.560 Lyolya, 889 01:06:02.120 --> 01:06:05.480 let's split these coins 50-50. 890 01:06:06.120 --> 01:06:08.040 Five for you and five for me. 891 01:06:08.720 --> 01:06:11.960 Only thing is, one of the coins rolled away, so it won't be even. 892 01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:14.040 I found that coin. 893 01:06:14.240 --> 01:06:17.160 Well then, I'll take five coins from the box, 894 01:06:17.320 --> 01:06:19.120 and you take what's left. 895 01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:21.880 Plus the box too. 896 01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:34.080 All right, you keep the box. 897 01:06:49.240 --> 01:06:51.560 - Welcome home! - Thank you! See you! 898 01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:11.600 Pavel! 899 01:07:26.640 --> 01:07:29.000 Hurray! Uncle Minya's come to visit! 900 01:07:29.240 --> 01:07:31.040 Hurray! 901 01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:38.480 - Are you going to stay long? - I'll be staying for good! 902 01:07:38.680 --> 01:07:41.640 - Hurray! What have you brought us? - Let's have a look. 903 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.560 Minya, you'll never guess what happened! Pavel gave us a ride on a kettle! 904 01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:46.720 And they found drape cloth in the pommel horse's belly! 905 01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:48.360 And there was also the bag... Ouch! 906 01:07:48.560 --> 01:07:51.040 - Shall we give Pavel his present? - Yes! Yes! 907 01:07:51.240 --> 01:07:54.000 This is for Pavel! Just don't pick at the wrapping. 908 01:07:54.200 --> 01:07:55.960 Shall we give your mother Lyolya her present? 909 01:07:56.160 --> 01:07:58.760 - Yes! - This is a surprise for your mum! 910 01:08:05.160 --> 01:08:08.760 All right, hurry and take all this to Pavel for the time being. 911 01:08:09.400 --> 01:08:12.680 - And we're also being evicted! - And mum's going to go to jail! 912 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:16.720 - And our house will go to gymnasts! - So it's a good thing you're here! 913 01:08:18.480 --> 01:08:22.040 Pavel! Minya's here! 914 01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:25.520 He'll be living with us! Hurray! 915 01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:30.600 Minya brought a present for you. And a surprise for Mother Lyolya. 916 01:08:31.200 --> 01:08:34.520 And who is being evicted? 917 01:09:00.280 --> 01:09:02.120 What's going on? Stop. 918 01:09:02.320 --> 01:09:04.240 We're going to make an arrest. 919 01:09:05.840 --> 01:09:07.960 They're going to make an arrest. 920 01:09:14.200 --> 01:09:16.720 Minya is a good man, he remembered! 921 01:09:17.400 --> 01:09:20.480 I used to have one just like that when I was a kid, 922 01:09:20.680 --> 01:09:22.200 but your great-grandmother broke it. 923 01:09:22.400 --> 01:09:23.880 It's mine, 924 01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:28.080 you little rascals, no, no, no, this is a present for me! 925 01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:32.040 - Can we just take a little look? - Go on then. 926 01:09:32.240 --> 01:09:34.240 We'll be really quick. 927 01:09:56.640 --> 01:09:59.600 Listen, you little rascals, it's mine. Check this out, instead. 928 01:09:59.800 --> 01:10:01.360 Come here. 929 01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:13.520 Great, huh? 930 01:10:16.200 --> 01:10:18.080 Just don't touch anything. 931 01:10:19.320 --> 01:10:20.720 Careful! 932 01:10:38.320 --> 01:10:41.600 We'll make the arrest and take them to jail immediately, no discussions! 933 01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:44.040 - Stop! - What are you doing , comrade? 934 01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:47.040 Please, her brother Minya's come to visit! 935 01:10:47.200 --> 01:10:50.040 - He hasn't been here for two years. - We can't waste any more time! 936 01:10:50.240 --> 01:10:52.400 Wait, they haven't seen each other for two years! 937 01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.280 - Please! - Five minutes! 938 01:10:56.200 --> 01:10:58.200 Five minutes! Got it? 939 01:10:58.400 --> 01:11:01.120 - Five minutes won't do any harm. - Thank you! 940 01:11:16.120 --> 01:11:20.000 Ooh, I could just go for some oranges and cocoa right now. 941 01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:25.000 And a sweet from the cupboard! 942 01:11:27.040 --> 01:11:29.080 Lyolya, do you remember? 943 01:11:40.440 --> 01:11:42.440 Because of your sore throat, Minya. 944 01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:45.840 instead of playing outside with friends and going to the circus, 945 01:11:46.080 --> 01:11:48.680 I was told to keep you busy and play boring billiards. 946 01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:51.880 Just you wait, I'll fall ill too at some point, 947 01:11:52.160 --> 01:11:55.440 and mum and dad'll buy me a billiard table or something as well. 948 01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:58.200 Lyolya, you were ill just recently. 949 01:11:58.400 --> 01:12:00.560 Remember, you hurt your head? 950 01:12:01.240 --> 01:12:03.480 Didn't get any presents, though, did I? 951 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:06.040 They didn't feel sorry for me at all! 952 01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.280 They gave me a good spanking! 953 01:12:08.440 --> 01:12:11.400 Yeah, but that wasn't because you hurt your head, was it? 954 01:12:11.640 --> 01:12:14.640 It was because you fell down when you were climbing up the fireplace 955 01:12:14.800 --> 01:12:16.640 to get mum's watch. 956 01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:38.880 I swallowed a billiard ball by accident. 957 01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:44.600 I was holding it in my mouth and it slid down through my throat 958 01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:46.520 and all the way inside. 959 01:12:50.440 --> 01:12:54.880 Lyolya, your stomach is going to explode! 960 01:12:55.880 --> 01:12:58.080 It wouldn't make my stomach explode! 961 01:12:58.280 --> 01:13:01.320 But I'll probably be in great pain for the rest of my life, though! 962 01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:05.160 It's not like mumps or a sore throat that's over in three days. 963 01:13:06.320 --> 01:13:10.040 Could you get me a piece of candy from the cupboard, please? 964 01:13:10.240 --> 01:13:11.760 No, two. 965 01:13:12.800 --> 01:13:14.080 I can have them. 966 01:13:24.160 --> 01:13:26.960 And she came to the window. 967 01:13:27.520 --> 01:13:31.520 The Count ran to her and fell to his knees. 968 01:13:33.280 --> 01:13:37.360 She raised her fine eyes to heaven, 969 01:13:40.040 --> 01:13:42.840 and the Count fancied he saw tears... 970 01:13:43.080 --> 01:13:45.880 What is our life? A game! 971 01:13:49.120 --> 01:13:51.200 Lyolya swallowed a billiard ball! 972 01:13:51.400 --> 01:13:53.080 Oh, Lyolya, my love! 973 01:13:55.160 --> 01:13:57.160 What is it? 974 01:13:57.360 --> 01:13:59.760 Lyolya, sweetie, how's your stomach? 975 01:14:01.320 --> 01:14:05.160 I feel the ball rolling around inside, 976 01:14:06.680 --> 01:14:10.120 and it tickles, and I want cocoa and oranges. 977 01:14:10.600 --> 01:14:12.880 Calm down! Calm down! 978 01:14:13.120 --> 01:14:17.200 We need to undress the child, put her to bed and go fetch a doctor. 979 01:14:17.440 --> 01:14:20.240 - Let's get you out of those clothes. - Here, sweetie, come on. 980 01:14:20.440 --> 01:14:23.040 What are you holding? Does your stomach hurt? 981 01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:26.760 - Come on, honey, come on! - What are you holding? 982 01:14:43.200 --> 01:14:45.360 How many balls should there be? 983 01:14:57.160 --> 01:14:59.120 Lyolya lied to us. 984 01:14:59.320 --> 01:15:01.200 All the balls are here. 985 01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:04.000 She didn't swallow a ruddy ball! 986 01:15:06.440 --> 01:15:08.440 What are we supposed to make of that? 987 01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:11.800 She's not a normal girl, she's insane. 988 01:15:12.040 --> 01:15:15.520 There is no other way I can explain what she did. 989 01:15:17.120 --> 01:15:19.480 Lyolya played a cruel joke on us. 990 01:15:20.480 --> 01:15:22.560 But she played a joke on the wrong people! 991 01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:25.400 She won't be getting anything from me for a whole year. 992 01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:27.880 She'll have to go around in her old shoes 993 01:15:28.160 --> 01:15:30.840 and her old blue dress – the one she hates! 994 01:15:31.080 --> 01:15:33.000 And the new dress, 995 01:15:35.200 --> 01:15:39.120 the new one for the school party, this one, 996 01:15:40.440 --> 01:15:43.480 we'll give it to some poor orphan girl. 997 01:16:02.280 --> 01:16:05.040 You should have waited until you got the mumps, 998 01:16:05.360 --> 01:16:07.360 rather than lie like that 999 01:16:07.560 --> 01:16:09.760 to get presents from our parents. 1000 01:16:33.160 --> 01:16:35.120 I'd completely forgotten about that. 1001 01:16:35.320 --> 01:16:38.600 Until recently, when it all came back to me and I started to think about it. 1002 01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:40.560 - I wondered... - Minya! 1003 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:43.400 The reason you lied to mum and dad wasn't because you wanted presents. 1004 01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.280 That's it, I'm off. 1005 01:16:45.480 --> 01:16:47.840 When I thought about it, I decided to jump on a train 1006 01:16:48.080 --> 01:16:49.400 and come see you. 1007 01:16:49.600 --> 01:16:51.840 When you were little, 1008 01:16:52.080 --> 01:16:55.640 you were a nice little boy, cute like a doll. 1009 01:16:56.000 --> 01:16:57.720 Everyone loved you and felt sorry for you. 1010 01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:59.800 But I was growing, and I was a clumsy girl. 1011 01:17:00.040 --> 01:17:02.560 I wanted to be loved too, I wanted people to feel sorry for me, 1012 01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:04.200 at least when I was ill. 1013 01:17:04.400 --> 01:17:07.000 - Lyolya, you know what I brought for you? - No. 1014 01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:15.360 - We'll put her in jail... - Comrades, comrades, officers! 1015 01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:18.440 She could've tried to burn the house down to cover her crime! 1016 01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:20.520 Why are you obstructing justice, comrade? 1017 01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:23.000 It's my steam engine! Lyolya's got nothing to do with it! 1018 01:17:23.200 --> 01:17:25.480 Little rascals! Pavel, what is going on there? 1019 01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:27.000 You little rascals! 1020 01:17:27.400 --> 01:17:29.400 Hold on! 1021 01:17:30.760 --> 01:17:32.320 Fyodor! Pyotr! 1022 01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:35.640 Jump down! No, don't jump! 1023 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.240 Those little rascals opened Minya's present! 1024 01:17:38.440 --> 01:17:40.960 They are flying on the dress! 1025 01:17:41.120 --> 01:17:43.600 - Where? I can't see! - Hold on! 1026 01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.040 Mummy! 1027 01:17:47.240 --> 01:17:50.960 Pavel, get us down! 1028 01:17:51.440 --> 01:17:55.160 Pavel, get us down! 1029 01:17:57.280 --> 01:17:59.120 The bag! 1030 01:17:59.360 --> 01:18:01.400 It's there! 1031 01:18:01.600 --> 01:18:03.840 The bag is there! 1032 01:18:04.280 --> 01:18:05.680 Mummy! 1033 01:18:06.240 --> 01:18:10.040 Hold on! Hold on! 1034 01:18:10.240 --> 01:18:13.200 The same way you got up there, get down! 1035 01:18:13.400 --> 01:18:16.600 Pavel, help us! Get us down from here! 1036 01:18:19.240 --> 01:18:20.440 Got it! 1037 01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:26.880 I'm going to catch them! Catch them! 1038 01:18:33.800 --> 01:18:35.880 – Oh god! – Keep their mum away! 1039 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:38.680 - Lyolya, quiet! - Let go of me! 1040 01:18:39.560 --> 01:18:41.160 Let go of me! 1041 01:18:41.320 --> 01:18:43.280 – Calm down! – Are you all right? 1042 01:18:43.440 --> 01:18:46.760 - I told you not to touch anything! - Don't shout! 1043 01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:53.080 Keep calm! 1044 01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.840 - The bench saved them! - Let me go! 1045 01:18:58.040 --> 01:19:01.280 Couple of little rascals, aren't they? Are you alright? 1046 01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:04.080 Is everything alright? 1047 01:19:05.080 --> 01:19:08.200 Why aren't you smiling? Why are you so sad? 1048 01:19:08.880 --> 01:19:11.480 No more of this running around all over the place! 1049 01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:14.280 That's enough! Just calm down. They're fine! 1050 01:19:14.480 --> 01:19:16.800 Why are you running around all the time? 1051 01:19:17.040 --> 01:19:19.600 Lyolya, look! 1052 01:19:19.760 --> 01:19:22.000 Look, the bag! 1053 01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:32.200 - Who would've thought! - Well, our apologies. 1054 01:19:32.360 --> 01:19:33.760 Thank you! 1055 01:19:34.240 --> 01:19:36.000 Congratulations! 1056 01:19:36.200 --> 01:19:38.280 - Romanych, follow me! - Yes, Sir! 1057 01:19:38.480 --> 01:19:41.320 Looks like we've solved the case! Let's go! 1058 01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:43.760 I knew everything would turn out right! 1059 01:19:43.960 --> 01:19:46.120 - You take care now! - Good bye! 1060 01:19:50.760 --> 01:19:54.360 - You'll never do that again, will you? - Probably not. 1061 01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:57.240 One should love and care for other people. 1062 01:19:58.120 --> 01:20:01.120 Well, at least one should care for the good ones. 1063 01:20:01.640 --> 01:20:04.440 And one should give them presents sometimes. 1064 01:20:06.040 --> 01:20:09.240 Then both those who give 1065 01:20:09.400 --> 01:20:12.760 and those who receive feel happy at heart. 1066 01:20:14.600 --> 01:20:17.200 And those who don't do good to others, 1067 01:20:17.360 --> 01:20:20.080 they feel gloomy and sick to their heart. 1068 01:20:22.240 --> 01:20:25.240 Their memory weakens and their mind grows dark, 1069 01:20:26.640 --> 01:20:28.760 and they die before their time. 1070 01:20:29.880 --> 01:20:32.160 And good people, on the contrary, 1071 01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:36.560 live long and healthy lives. 1072 01:22:12.153 --> 01:22:17.980 ABOUT LYOLYA AND MINKA 1073 01:22:19.147 --> 01:22:21.572 BASED ON MIKHAIL ZOSCHENKO’S CHILDREN STORIES 1074 01:22:37.829 --> 01:22:39.536 SCRIPT ALEXANDER ADABASHYAN 1075 01:22:39.736 --> 01:22:40.936 ANNA TCHERNAKOVA 1076 01:22:41.136 --> 01:22:43.297 DIRECTOR ANNA TCHERNAKOVA 1077 01:22:43.921 --> 01:22:45.720 CINEMATOGRAPHER ILYA DEMIN R.G.C. 1078 01:22:46.674 --> 01:22:48.726 PRODUCTION DESIGNER ALEXANDER ADABASHYAN 1079 01:22:48.926 --> 01:22:50.898 COMPOSER YURI BRYARS 1080 01:22:51.539 --> 01:22:53.019 LYOLYA AS CHILD EVGENIA SHERBININA 1081 01:22:53.219 --> 01:22:54.793 MINYA AS CHILD ELISEI MYSIN 1082 01:22:54.993 --> 01:22:56.437 LYOLYA TATYANA RYBINETZ 1083 01:22:56.637 --> 01:22:57.903 MINYA ANDREY EMELIANOV 1084 01:22:58.103 --> 01:22:59.407 MUM OLGA KRASKO 1085 01:22:59.607 --> 01:23:00.952 DAD SERGEY STEPANCHENKO 1086 01:23:01.152 --> 01:23:02.679 GRANNY VALENTINA TALYZINA 1087 01:23:02.879 --> 01:23:04.586 DAD’S BOSS ROMAN MADIANOV 1088 01:23:04.786 --> 01:23:07.595 TWINS-RASCALS KOLYA AND SASHA POPOV 1089 01:23:08.228 --> 01:23:09.912 AND OTHERS 1090 01:23:10.451 --> 01:23:12.506 PRODUCED BY STUDIA 1A