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§ Enjoy the flick §
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REPORTER 1: Authorities worldwide
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expressed shock
at these allegations.
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REPORTER 2: Most daring
thefts of modern times.
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REPORTER 3: Fowl is said
to be hiding ancient relics
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worth hundreds of millions of...
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REPORTER 4: Time and again,
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these museums
were robbed of untold riches.
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Some say the true amount stolen
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may never be known.
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ARTEMIS FOWL
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Where I am amidst
what can only be described
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as a media frenzy.
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He couldn't dismiss the fact
that when he was arrested...
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REPORTER: The collection contains
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the rarest evidence
of ancient worlds.
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Most expressed horror at his
alleged criminal activity,
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while others hinted at a more
widespread conspiracy.
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MALE REPORTER: Many similarities
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to numerous daring thefts
shrouded in mystery.
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A crowd has gathered...
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REPORTER 1: It's him!
It's him!
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REPORTER 2: Breaking news.
There is the car.
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Yes, the car has come down.
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And it looks like
young Artemis Fowl is here.
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REPORTER 1: Authorities
have now made connections
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to one man.
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Artemis Fowl.
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REPORTER 2: Breaking news now
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and a suspected accomplice
of Artemis Fowl
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is today arrested
near Fowl Manor.
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Help me.
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REPORTER 2: Is this
unidentified individual a link
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to Artemis Fowl
and the multiple thefts?
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REPORTER 3: We have reports
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that British intelligence
authorities
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are expected to question
the subject immediately.
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- (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
- REPORTER: Is it true?
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Do you have anything to say,
Artemis?
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How does it feel
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to have a criminal
for a father, Artemis?
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INTERROGATOR: (ON SPEAKERS)
Your name?
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Mulch Diggums.
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Exactly what were you doing
near Fowl Manor?
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So now it's illegal
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to go for a hike?
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INTERROGATOR: This was no hike.
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Unless you tell us exactly
what happened at Fowl Manor,
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you will be
permanently imprisoned.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You don't want me.
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No. No, I'm just
a talented tunneler.
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You want the brains
of the operation.
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The one who stole the Aculos.
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INTERROGATOR: What, precisely,
is the Aculos?
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The Aculos.
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A weapon
so powerful and mysterious,
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it can barely be imagined.
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INTERROGATOR: You're lying.
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MULCH: Look, I know
you don't believe my story,
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but I can prove it.
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INTERROGATOR: Mr. Diggums,
I highly doubt that.
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Oh, you will see.
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INTERROGATOR: All I see is
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that there was some highly
unusual seismic activity
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around Fowl Manor
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and reports from a crazed
fisherman of fairies.
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Well, maybe the fisherman saw
something he wasn't meant to.
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INTERROGATOR: It's fantasy.
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What's reality is that
you are a common thief
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who is somehow in league
with a quite uncommon thief.
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We want to know everything
about the man you work for.
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The man?
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(LAUGHING) Oh, no.
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This isn't about the father.
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This is about the son.
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INTERROGATOR: The son?
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Do not underestimate the kid.
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Let me show you
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the infinite possibilities
of magic.
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Let me tell you
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the story of Artemis Fowl.
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(IRISH MUSIC PLAYING)
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A story that begins where
every great story begins,
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in a place where magic
and wonder still exist.
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The most magical place on Earth.
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Ireland.
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Home of Artemis Fowl.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Artemis loved Ireland.
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The sea and the land.
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Not so much the school.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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You see,
he just didn't need it.
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When he was seven,
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he beat European
chess champion Evan Rashoggi
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in five moves.
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When he was nine, he won
the architectural competition
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to design
the Dublin Opera House.
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When he was ten,
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he cloned a goat
and named it Bruce.
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Weird choice,
but he's an unusual kid.
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TEACHER: Good.
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MULCH: And you know
when you're that unusual,
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you're going to stick out.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Well, Artemis,
let's talk, shall we?
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Certainly, sir.
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Ah.
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I can see
you're admiring my chair.
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It's a family heirloom.
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Grandfather acquired it
from Sotheby's.
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William and Mary period,
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1689 to 1702,
as I'm sure you know.
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Impressive.
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Once in use at the palace,
Buckingham Palace. Hmm.
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Queen's favorite chair,
apparently.
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Now, Artemis,
there is a problem.
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The problem is that
I know the textbook reply
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to any question
you may choose to ask.
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The problem is that you don't
respect anyone enough
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to treat them as an equal.
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That's ridiculous.
I hold several people
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in the very highest esteem.
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Really? Who, for example?
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Albert Einstein.
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His theories
were usually correct.
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How about someone
you actually know?
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You seem to have
all the answers, Doctor.
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Why don't you tell me?
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Well,
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where shall we start?
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That's my biography,
I presume?
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DR. PO: It is.
It explains quite a lot.
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Such as?
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Well, firstly,
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there's your dear mother,
of course.
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Who was a wonderful woman,
in my opinion,
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and taken from us far too soon,
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but who sadly had absolutely
no control over your behavior.
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Then, of course,
there's your father
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and his mysterious absences
from home.
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This is a sensitive area,
Doctor.
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But do you think
that's why you are as you are?
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No.
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And by the way, I didn't know
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they allowed fakes
at the palace.
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- Fake?
- It's clever,
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I'll give you that.
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But look at these
furniture tacks.
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Crisscross pattern on the head.
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Machine-tooled.
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Makes it 1890s at the earliest.
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Your grandfather was duped.
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DR. PO: Artemis,
you're lashing out at me,
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but I think I know
what this is really about.
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Is it because of the burden
of your father's name?
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ARTEMIS: No.
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It's because
I'm forced to endure
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this ridiculous therapy.
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DR. PO: Artemis?
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Look! Just who do you think
you are?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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MULCH: But, of course,
Artemis wasn't on his own,
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even if it may have seemed
that way sometimes.
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For if there was one thing
Artemis liked
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more than his own company,
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it was being at home
with his dad.
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Artemis Fowl, Sr.,
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a dealer
of antiques and rarities
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and just about
every Irish fairy tale
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you might care to imagine.
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ARTEMIS: They're trained
in the art of...
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MULCH: Except that
you didn't have to imagine,
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for Artemis Sr.
Taught Artemis Jr.
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Everything there was to know
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about the leprechauns
and the banshees
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and the sprites and the goblins.
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So much so that you might
even have thought
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that Artemis Sr. Believed
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in the legends
of the little people.
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He certainly shared
his passion with his son
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on the rare occasions
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when he wasn't away from home.
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But while he was there,
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he was absolutely determined
to have Artemis know
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all that could be known
about the fairies.
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To prepare the boy for a day
that would come much sooner
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than anyone expected.
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Did I ever tell you
how all those fairy stones
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got to come to Fowl Manor?
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Thousands of years ago,
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this is where
the peace was made.
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After the war
between the human world
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and the Tuatha De Danaan,
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a human and a fairy met...
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Just tell me
when you're leaving.
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The helicopter's
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being prepared
for me right now, son.
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I'm sorry.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
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That's what you said
the last time,
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and the time before.
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I know, Arty.
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There's just one very
important thing I have to do.
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And I know it's been hard,
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but, look,
my work is coming to an end.
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And like the stories,
you know,
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they all have an ending
that just...
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Well, it makes you smile.
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And this one
will be no different.
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And when it ends,
a new story will begin.
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And maybe,
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just maybe,
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it'll be yours.
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I'm not a kid anymore, Dad.
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(CHUCKLING) Well, you used to
believe in magic.
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You believed in the goblins,
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and you believed in the trolls.
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You believed in everything
I told you
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about the Hill of Tara.
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All I really want
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is to believe in you.
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Okay.
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Come here, son.
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(ARTEMIS SR. CLEARS THROAT)
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I love you, son.
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More than you could ever know.
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Then take me with you.
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You're all I have now, Arty.
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Let me keep you safe
for a little longer.
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Come on.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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ARTEMIS SR.: And remember,
until I see you again,
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may the road rise up
to meet you.
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May the wind
be always at your back.
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May the sun shine
warm upon your face.
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May the rain fall soft
upon your fields.
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And until we meet again,
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may a friend be always near.
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Good night, son.
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ARTEMIS: Good night, Dad.
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(WHIRRING)
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(THUDS IN DISTANCE)
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DOMOVOI: What are you talking about?
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Yes, he took off yesterday,
as planned.
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What do you mean,
he never arrived?
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MAN: (OVER PHONE)
The boat was empty.
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Have you checked the manifest?
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(MAN OVER PHONE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
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DOMOVOI: How long
before the media have it?
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I don't know. You'd better
make some inquiries.
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MULCH: Domovoi Butler.
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Friend, mentor, bodyguard.
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Ten years of martial arts
training in Kyoto,
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seven years of
weapons training in Moscow,
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six years of strength training
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at Gold's Gym in Venice,
California.
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Oh, and under no circumstances
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were you to ever call him
"The Butler"
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even though his last name
was in fact "Butler."
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You could call him "Dom,"
or "Domovoi,"
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or "Very large man in a suit,"
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but call him "The Butler,"
and he'd snap you in half.
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REPORTER: (ON TV)
Not always sunny, though.
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There will be some cloud
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that'll bring a few drizzles
now and again,
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especially along the western
and northern coast.
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Now back to our main story.
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(NEWS INTRO MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
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REPORTER: Authorities today launched
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a worldwide manhunt
for Artemis Fowl.
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A reclusive businessman,
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but now
a controversial public figure
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whose superyacht,
the Owl Star,
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was found abandoned last night
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in the South China seas.
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Fowl is a known collector
and antiquities dealer,
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but in dramatic new revelations,
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he is also suspected
to have been behind
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some of the biggest robberies
of the past 10 years,
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including the disappearance
of the priceless Rosetta Stone
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from the British Museum,
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the irreplaceable 14th century
Boru's harp,
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and the iconic Book of Kells
from Trinity College, Dublin.
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No sign of struggle was found
aboard the Owl Star
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and her owner's fate
is entirely unknown.
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Investigations are ongoing,
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but until further news
of his whereabouts
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can be established,
doubts will remain.
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(WHISPERS) My dad.
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DOMOVOI: Artemis.
ARTEMIS: Where is he, Dom?
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We don't know.
I have people on the way
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to the wreck as we speak.
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REPORTER: And the remaining question.
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Artemis Fowl,
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antiquities dealer
or criminal mastermind?
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ARTEMIS: How dare they!
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00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,852
He's not a criminal!
He's my dad!
300
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,729
He's my dad!
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00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,439
(PHONE RINGING)
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Dad!
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00:14:32,318 --> 00:14:33,611
(CONTINUES RINGING)
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DOMOVOI: Artemis,
don't answer the phone!
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00:14:38,324 --> 00:14:40,201
- Artemis!
- Dad!
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00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:45,706
- (BEEPS)
- Hello? Dad?
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00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,126
Hello?
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00:14:49,752 --> 00:14:52,213
RASPY VOICE: Artemis Jr.
I presume.
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00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,215
I have your father.
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00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:56,551
What? Who is this?
311
00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:57,718
Is this a hoax?
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00:14:57,885 --> 00:14:59,512
If you have my father,
I want proof.
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00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:01,722
RASPY VOICE: Then you shall have some.
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00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,349
ARTEMIS: Dad? Dad?
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00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,434
Artemis.
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00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:06,477
Artemis.
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00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:08,396
You listen to me, son,
you stay out of this.
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00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:09,605
Okay? Do you hear me?
319
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:10,833
There's no way you can help me.
320
00:15:10,857 --> 00:15:11,858
It's too big.
321
00:15:12,024 --> 00:15:13,904
Everything I've told you
is true. It's all true!
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00:15:14,026 --> 00:15:16,279
Your father stole something
from me and hid it.
323
00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:19,407
My enemies have prevented me
from retrieving it myself.
324
00:15:19,574 --> 00:15:20,741
You will do so on my behalf.
325
00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:23,661
Find the Aculos, or you will
never see him again.
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00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,455
ARTEMIS SR.: Artemis!
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00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:26,914
ARTEMIS: What's the Aculos?
328
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:28,541
You're a clever boy.
329
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,084
You'll work it out.
330
00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,378
You have three days.
331
00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:33,921
Artemis, what did they say?
332
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,089
Word for word.
333
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,675
Whoever it was...
334
00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,135
- Man? Woman?
- I couldn't tell.
335
00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:40,946
But they were asking for
something called the Aculos.
336
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:41,971
What is it?
337
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,851
Artemis, get dressed
and come with me.
338
00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:54,692
You weren't supposed
to see this yet.
339
00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:16,130
Your father would kill me
if he knew we were here.
340
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,883
I'm showing you
because I have no choice.
341
00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,343
ARTEMIS: What is all this?
342
00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:21,528
DOMOVOI: This is where your father
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00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:23,262
kept his entire life's work.
344
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:26,182
And his father,
and his father before him.
345
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,477
It's not what it looks like,
Artemis.
346
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:31,044
Everything in this room
was acquired
347
00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:32,522
for a specific reason.
348
00:16:33,147 --> 00:16:35,191
Sometimes to protect
its secrets,
349
00:16:35,358 --> 00:16:38,194
sometimes to keep it from
falling into the wrong hands.
350
00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:40,696
These are relics
from another world.
351
00:16:41,197 --> 00:16:42,615
I don't understand.
352
00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:43,950
I was never meant to share
353
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,433
the details
of your family business.
354
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:47,370
These relics
have been passed down
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00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:48,704
through the generations.
356
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:50,057
They're secrets that your father
357
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,541
had intended to share with you
358
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:53,000
when the time was right.
359
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,567
ARTEMIS: But the fairies
are a myth.
360
00:16:54,669 --> 00:16:55,869
None of this is actually true.
361
00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:57,880
Look around you, Arty.
362
00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:01,592
Maybe those stories
can help us find him.
363
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,429
But where to begin?
364
00:17:05,596 --> 00:17:08,015
ARTEMIS: I don't see anything
about an Aculos, do you?
365
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:09,183
DOMOVOI: No.
366
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,935
I helped him catalogue
much of this,
367
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,418
but he never mentioned
such a thing.
368
00:17:12,562 --> 00:17:14,939
And he always shared
his discoveries with me.
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00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,316
The only thing he kept private
was his journal.
370
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,123
ARTEMIS: Then that's what
we have to find.
371
00:17:19,402 --> 00:17:21,282
DOMOVOI: I wouldn't know
where to begin to look.
372
00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,489
Could your father
have ever given you a clue
373
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,241
as to where to start?
374
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,577
He never told me how to start,
375
00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:30,246
but he may have told me
how to end.
376
00:17:32,165 --> 00:17:34,167
- End?
- Yeah.
377
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,377
He read the same poem to me
every night before bed
378
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,337
and every time he left.
379
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:41,507
"May the road rise up
to meet you."
380
00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:43,551
"May the wind
be always at your back."
381
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:46,637
"May the sun shine
warm upon your face."
382
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,560
"May the rains fall soft
upon your fields."
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00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:56,522
DOMOVOI: Who wrote this poem,
Arty?
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00:17:57,565 --> 00:17:58,566
ARTEMIS: Nobody knows.
385
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:00,568
That's just it.
386
00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:01,971
DOMOVOI: Then how do you find it?
387
00:18:02,945 --> 00:18:04,906
It's known
as "The Irish Blessing."
388
00:18:08,493 --> 00:18:09,535
It's a journal.
389
00:18:09,619 --> 00:18:11,329
It's Dad's journal.
390
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,039
Go to the last entry.
391
00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:22,256
"She's hunting me now
and would kill me to find it."
392
00:18:22,465 --> 00:18:23,466
"She knows the truth of"
393
00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:25,109
"what Beechwood gave me
before he died."
394
00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:27,220
"They know we have the Aculos."
395
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:29,680
The voice on the phone
told you to find it.
396
00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:32,517
"The Aculos cannot fall
into the wrong hands."
397
00:18:32,683 --> 00:18:34,018
"It had to be protected,"
398
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,229
"even from
the fairies themselves."
399
00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:38,523
"Time to believe."
400
00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:40,650
Time to believe in fairies?
401
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,819
But they're not real.
402
00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:45,863
Are they?
403
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:51,119
MULCH: But as Artemis
would soon find out,
404
00:18:51,202 --> 00:18:52,620
they are very real
405
00:18:52,787 --> 00:18:54,580
and they've been living
right under your feet
406
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,541
for 1,000 years.
407
00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:00,837
And their cities
at the center of the Earth
408
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,256
are not something
out of a storybook.
409
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:06,175
Oh, no.
410
00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:09,428
They are just as real as you.
411
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:13,641
Diverse and strange
and beautiful.
412
00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:15,268
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:18,146
welcome to the wondrous,
thriving metropolis
414
00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:20,523
that is Haven City,
415
00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:24,444
home of the fairies.
416
00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:36,807
MALE ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
You have now arrived
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00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:37,999
at Haven City Central,
418
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,917
this transporter's terminus.
419
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:42,295
Please make sure you take
all your belongings with you
420
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:43,880
before leaving the transporter.
421
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:45,232
MALE AUTOMATED FAIRY:
Officer Holly Short,
422
00:19:45,256 --> 00:19:46,841
two minutes
to security briefing.
423
00:19:49,135 --> 00:19:50,775
PRESENTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Do it with Koboi.
424
00:19:50,845 --> 00:19:52,221
Shuttles to the surface...
425
00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:53,949
ANNOUNCER: We bring you
a community leader...
426
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:55,850
NEWS PRESENTER: Our main story this morning.
427
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:57,393
As a second week passes,
428
00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:59,687
there is still no sign
of the Aculos.
429
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,606
Fears are rising.
430
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:03,524
However, authorities assure us
431
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:05,526
the crisis
will be swiftly handled.
432
00:20:05,693 --> 00:20:07,737
Even so, doubts are mounting.
433
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:15,828
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS)
434
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,798
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
435
00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:42,522
MULCH: See,
this is my favorite part.
436
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,941
Mainly because I'm in it.
437
00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:46,526
Ah.
438
00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:48,402
Keep an eye out, brothers.
439
00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:50,279
We dwarves gotta watch
each other's backs,
440
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:51,364
am I right?
441
00:20:51,531 --> 00:20:53,282
Lay low,
I'll get us out of here.
442
00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,450
You're not a dwarf.
443
00:20:54,575 --> 00:20:56,744
- No, I am, I'm a dwarf.
- No, you're not.
444
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,538
I am a giant dwarf.
445
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,374
You've got a big mouth
for a dwarf.
446
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,253
You won't talk so much
at Howler's Peak.
447
00:21:05,419 --> 00:21:07,880
That's where we goblins
do the talking.
448
00:21:08,714 --> 00:21:11,384
- (GOBLIN CHUCKLES)
- And what we say goes.
449
00:21:12,677 --> 00:21:13,717
KANKER: (ON SPEAKER) Next!
450
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,138
(GRUNTS)
451
00:21:15,513 --> 00:21:16,597
Hi there, gents.
452
00:21:17,598 --> 00:21:19,118
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Mulch Diggums.
453
00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:21,060
Oh. Two G's in Diggums.
454
00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:23,146
Tunneling and entering.
455
00:21:23,312 --> 00:21:25,314
Repeat offender. 400 years.
456
00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:26,983
Yeah, that sounds about right.
457
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:29,819
HOLLY: Hey, hey, hey.
Knock it off. Knock it off.
458
00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:32,572
- (SNARLS)
- Knock it off!
459
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:37,452
KANKER: Next! Move!
460
00:21:37,618 --> 00:21:38,661
Officer Short.
461
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,204
Good to see you.
462
00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:42,123
What are you in
for this time, Mulch?
463
00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:43,499
Ah, tunneling and entering.
464
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,685
Put in a good word for me,
will you?
465
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:45,751
You know I'm an artist.
466
00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:47,128
Yeah. A con artist.
467
00:21:47,295 --> 00:21:49,338
Art is art. Great artists
are never understood.
468
00:21:49,505 --> 00:21:52,258
Hey, you and I would make
a great team, you know?
469
00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:54,677
Me cracking safes,
tunneling into banks,
470
00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:55,970
you watching my back
471
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,733
with your tiny
but effective fairy weapons.
472
00:21:57,763 --> 00:21:58,890
That's your plan?
473
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,325
Less of a plan,
more of a lifestyle choice.
474
00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:01,726
By the way, this your wallet?
475
00:22:02,185 --> 00:22:03,853
Stop picking my pockets!
476
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,772
Think of my children, Holly.
477
00:22:05,938 --> 00:22:07,378
- You don't have children.
- Not yet.
478
00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:09,108
Prisoner for processing.
479
00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:11,527
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, don't go yet.
480
00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:12,904
We're the same, you know?
481
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:16,324
Your last name is Short.
My whole body is short.
482
00:22:16,491 --> 00:22:17,700
You're not short.
483
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,285
I keep telling you that.
484
00:22:20,036 --> 00:22:21,704
That's just discriminatory.
485
00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:25,208
I'll write it off as ignorance
because I love you!
486
00:22:25,374 --> 00:22:26,626
And thanks for the music.
487
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,169
KANKER: Move it now.
488
00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:29,837
MULCH: I am very much a dwarf.
489
00:22:31,172 --> 00:22:32,507
GUARD: Over here!
490
00:22:44,477 --> 00:22:46,395
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
491
00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:53,528
RASPY VOICE: Briar Cudgeon.
492
00:22:54,028 --> 00:22:55,571
Is this about my appeal?
493
00:22:55,738 --> 00:22:58,407
Yes, you will be
a commander again.
494
00:22:58,574 --> 00:23:00,618
All charges dropped.
495
00:23:00,785 --> 00:23:02,120
I've convinced the executors
496
00:23:02,203 --> 00:23:05,039
to grant a pardon
after your court-martial.
497
00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:09,043
Commander Root
was powerless to stop it.
498
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,087
CUDGEON: Who are you?
499
00:23:11,254 --> 00:23:13,339
My fairy godmother?
500
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,927
RASPY VOICE: Yes,
only now you work for me.
501
00:23:18,094 --> 00:23:19,512
The Fowl boy is in play,
502
00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:20,995
and I want nothing
that prevents him
503
00:23:21,139 --> 00:23:22,807
from bringing me the Aculos.
504
00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:26,519
You will infiltrate
Fairy Command on my behalf.
505
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,104
CUDGEON: I spy?
506
00:23:28,271 --> 00:23:30,106
RASPY VOICE: You spy or you die.
507
00:23:45,163 --> 00:23:46,873
MALE FAIRY: Oh,
morning, Shorty.
508
00:23:51,919 --> 00:23:53,754
LEPRECON!
509
00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,820
FAIRY: Commander! What are all
these rumors about the Aculos?
510
00:23:59,844 --> 00:24:01,387
Knock it off!
511
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,973
You've seen the news.
512
00:24:04,432 --> 00:24:06,768
The Aculos is still missing.
513
00:24:06,934 --> 00:24:10,062
Kelp, Verbil,
B Squad, C Squad,
514
00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,648
you're all
on triple night duty downtown.
515
00:24:14,025 --> 00:24:17,111
The delicate balance of peace
in our world
516
00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,155
now hangs by a narrow thread.
517
00:24:19,822 --> 00:24:22,658
Until the Aculos
is safely returned,
518
00:24:22,825 --> 00:24:26,245
our entire civilization
is at risk
519
00:24:26,412 --> 00:24:27,663
from the humans
520
00:24:27,747 --> 00:24:30,917
or from enemies
amongst our own kind.
521
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:34,587
There is a dark force at work,
and it will stop at nothing
522
00:24:34,754 --> 00:24:36,798
until it has the Aculos.
523
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,801
So keep your eyes peeled.
524
00:24:40,843 --> 00:24:42,845
See it and report it.
525
00:24:43,805 --> 00:24:49,185
We must recover the Aculos
and protect our anonymity.
526
00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:53,815
For the peace to remain,
so must our secret existence.
527
00:24:53,981 --> 00:24:56,234
Preserve that at all costs.
528
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,568
Jeopardize it,
529
00:24:57,652 --> 00:25:01,114
and I'll have you incarcerated
at Howler's Peak.
530
00:25:02,657 --> 00:25:03,825
Any questions?
531
00:25:03,991 --> 00:25:05,868
No? Good.
532
00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:07,411
Get to work.
533
00:25:08,663 --> 00:25:09,872
Commander Root!
534
00:25:10,998 --> 00:25:12,278
COMMANDER ROOT: Yes, what is it?
535
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,294
HOLLY: Commander, I have
a new lead on my father.
536
00:25:15,378 --> 00:25:16,587
He was at the Hill of Tara.
537
00:25:16,754 --> 00:25:18,554
- You're not going.
- HOLLY: But, Commander...
538
00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:19,817
COMMANDER ROOT: That's an order.
539
00:25:19,841 --> 00:25:20,883
Not a request.
540
00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:22,218
HOLLY: Yes, Commander.
541
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:30,601
A word of advice.
542
00:25:31,477 --> 00:25:34,522
You're 84, you're young,
543
00:25:35,106 --> 00:25:37,733
you have your whole life
ahead of you.
544
00:25:38,526 --> 00:25:41,571
You'll have plenty of missions
to fly, Holly.
545
00:25:47,952 --> 00:25:50,079
And you can be a good officer.
546
00:25:51,581 --> 00:25:53,749
Just don't make this personal.
547
00:25:57,879 --> 00:26:00,381
Let them take care
of the Aculos.
548
00:26:12,935 --> 00:26:14,604
MULCH: With Artemis Sr. Gone...
549
00:26:14,771 --> 00:26:15,971
DOMOVOI: Let's go with backup.
550
00:26:16,063 --> 00:26:18,566
MULCH: Domovoi knew
the stakes couldn't be higher.
551
00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:21,194
He knew he would need to
bring in some reinforcements.
552
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,279
Someone he could trust
to watch his back
553
00:26:23,362 --> 00:26:25,323
to help protect Fowl Manor.
554
00:26:28,785 --> 00:26:30,828
There was only one person
he knew
555
00:26:30,912 --> 00:26:33,456
who fully understood
tactical reconnaissance,
556
00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:34,707
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
557
00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:37,001
and the complicated mind
of a 12-year-old.
558
00:26:39,128 --> 00:26:41,422
Another 12-year-old.
559
00:26:41,714 --> 00:26:45,176
His niece, Juliet Butler.
560
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,198
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: No links found.
561
00:26:49,222 --> 00:26:50,223
JULIET: Artemis.
562
00:26:50,306 --> 00:26:51,432
The searching's important,
563
00:26:51,516 --> 00:26:52,796
but you can't forget the basics.
564
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:55,978
- Eat.
- There's no time.
565
00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:57,345
You've done 12 hours straight.
566
00:26:57,563 --> 00:26:59,315
It appears to be nowhere
in this house
567
00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:01,402
- and yet it has to be.
- COMPUTER: Zero matches.
568
00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:03,003
JULIET: You're not giving up,
are you?
569
00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:04,028
ARTEMIS: Of course not.
570
00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:05,380
But I think
I may know the problem.
571
00:27:05,404 --> 00:27:07,532
I'm not the one to find it.
572
00:27:07,698 --> 00:27:09,200
JULIET: So, how do we summon
573
00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:10,952
this mysterious finder
of Aculoses?
574
00:27:11,786 --> 00:27:13,871
ARTEMIS: The fairies,
of course. They'll help us.
575
00:27:14,372 --> 00:27:15,456
JULIET: Will they?
576
00:27:15,623 --> 00:27:16,999
ARTEMIS: With a bit of persuasion.
577
00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,502
JULIET: And do you know
where they are?
578
00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:21,574
ARTEMIS: In my father's journal,
579
00:27:21,629 --> 00:27:22,839
he wrote of a fairy
580
00:27:23,005 --> 00:27:25,258
who would periodically visit
the oak tree
581
00:27:25,341 --> 00:27:26,592
on the Hill of Tara.
582
00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:28,136
She's our best option,
583
00:27:28,219 --> 00:27:30,596
because their world,
it's too well hidden.
584
00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:31,973
And their books,
585
00:27:32,056 --> 00:27:33,891
it's not
just a different language,
586
00:27:34,058 --> 00:27:35,435
it's encoded.
587
00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:42,275
MULCH: Of course it's encoded.
588
00:27:42,442 --> 00:27:44,277
By this guy. Foaly.
589
00:27:44,444 --> 00:27:46,487
Fairy tech genius and centaur.
590
00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:47,572
HOLLY: Foaly!
591
00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:48,990
MULCH: Do not ask him
for a ride.
592
00:27:49,073 --> 00:27:50,116
FOALY: Hello, Holly.
593
00:27:50,199 --> 00:27:51,301
MULCH: I learned that
the hard way.
594
00:27:51,325 --> 00:27:52,535
FOALY: Commander.
595
00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:53,971
COMMANDER ROOT: What is it, Foaly?
596
00:27:53,995 --> 00:27:55,163
We have a problem.
597
00:27:55,580 --> 00:27:58,207
One of ours is unaccounted for
on the surface.
598
00:27:58,374 --> 00:27:59,876
Elf? Dwarf? Goblin?
599
00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:02,753
Hard to tell.
But it's big.
600
00:28:03,087 --> 00:28:05,089
Could be a deep-tunnel breakout.
601
00:28:05,256 --> 00:28:07,884
Perhaps through a fault
or dormant volcano.
602
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:10,052
Send someone up to identify it.
603
00:28:13,014 --> 00:28:15,391
All active duty officers
are downtown
604
00:28:15,475 --> 00:28:16,684
searching for the Aculos.
605
00:28:20,188 --> 00:28:21,689
- Officer Short.
- Yes, Commander.
606
00:28:21,856 --> 00:28:23,417
- I'm sending you up there.
- Yes, Commander.
607
00:28:23,441 --> 00:28:25,026
Identify, report,
608
00:28:25,109 --> 00:28:26,589
- but do not engage.
- Yes, Commander.
609
00:28:26,694 --> 00:28:27,695
- Clear?
- Crystal.
610
00:28:27,779 --> 00:28:29,006
- Go, go!
- Thank you, Commander.
611
00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,031
FOALY: Commander.
612
00:28:31,908 --> 00:28:32,950
(NEIGHS)
613
00:28:33,659 --> 00:28:35,512
MALE AUTOMATED FAIRY: (ON PA)
Two minutes until Lava Launch.
614
00:28:35,536 --> 00:28:38,080
Authorized personnel only
on the launch site.
615
00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:40,407
This is the quickest way
we can take you to the surface
616
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,793
so pay attention.
617
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:44,378
You'll be sitting on 200,000
tons of molten lava
618
00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:46,422
and traveling at over
600 miles an hour,
619
00:28:46,589 --> 00:28:49,634
so don't get out
until I give the all-clear.
620
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,321
Otherwise, it's...
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
621
00:28:51,844 --> 00:28:53,429
Goodbye, Holly.
Rest in pieces.
622
00:28:53,596 --> 00:28:55,264
No need to sound
so excited about it.
623
00:28:55,431 --> 00:28:57,934
What can I say?
I just love science.
624
00:29:00,686 --> 00:29:02,355
Um, Foaly?
625
00:29:03,898 --> 00:29:04,899
Oh, boy.
626
00:29:05,108 --> 00:29:06,943
(MUFFLED VOICE)
627
00:29:13,407 --> 00:29:14,909
(NEIGHS)
628
00:29:16,077 --> 00:29:17,495
ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER)
Lava Launch
629
00:29:17,578 --> 00:29:19,122
in 30 seconds and counting.
630
00:29:20,498 --> 00:29:22,166
Stay shielded
once you're up there.
631
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,169
- Total invisibility.
- Yes, Commander.
632
00:29:25,962 --> 00:29:28,756
Magma flare in 12, 11...
633
00:29:28,923 --> 00:29:30,442
COMMANDER ROOT: The last thing we need
634
00:29:30,466 --> 00:29:33,052
is a fairy sighting
on top of everything else.
635
00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:34,428
Hello, Commander.
636
00:29:34,971 --> 00:29:36,722
This is not the time.
637
00:29:37,265 --> 00:29:40,017
We have an unidentified runner
on the surface.
638
00:29:40,184 --> 00:29:41,686
Hold on
to your breakfast, Holly!
639
00:29:41,769 --> 00:29:43,187
This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
640
00:29:43,729 --> 00:29:45,129
CUDGEON: Is this the best
we can do?
641
00:29:45,565 --> 00:29:48,276
Send in the daughter of
Beechwood Short, the traitor?
642
00:29:48,443 --> 00:29:50,236
You're not fit to say his name.
643
00:29:52,363 --> 00:29:54,740
(SCREAMING)
644
00:29:56,451 --> 00:29:59,412
Beechwood Short used his magic
to steal the Aculos from us,
645
00:29:59,579 --> 00:30:00,830
which, need I remind you,
646
00:30:00,997 --> 00:30:03,124
is the most precious artifact
in our civilization.
647
00:30:03,749 --> 00:30:05,585
The Aculos was stolen
on your watch.
648
00:30:05,751 --> 00:30:08,629
He has put our entire people
in danger and disappeared.
649
00:30:08,796 --> 00:30:10,131
In my book, that's a traitor.
650
00:30:10,298 --> 00:30:12,300
Get out, Cudgeon,
before I throw you out.
651
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:14,677
The executors
are watching you, Root.
652
00:30:15,553 --> 00:30:18,181
And I am their eyes and ears.
And I see everything.
653
00:30:19,974 --> 00:30:21,058
Carry on.
654
00:30:26,439 --> 00:30:27,982
(HOLLY SCREAMING)
655
00:30:31,694 --> 00:30:33,112
Ejecting you now.
656
00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,323
(SCREAMING)
657
00:30:38,576 --> 00:30:41,746
HOLLY: (WHOOPING)
Come on! Yes!
658
00:30:41,829 --> 00:30:43,706
(CONTINUES WHOOPING)
659
00:30:49,045 --> 00:30:50,296
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
660
00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:00,815
DOMOVOI: (ON RADIO)
Artemis, I'm in position.
661
00:31:02,809 --> 00:31:05,603
Domovoi, anything to report
from the Hill of Tara?
662
00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:10,149
- Yes. I'm freezing.
- Understood.
663
00:31:10,316 --> 00:31:12,860
Now, the oak tree's
where Dad saw that fairy,
664
00:31:12,944 --> 00:31:14,070
and for my plan to work,
665
00:31:14,237 --> 00:31:15,321
we need her.
666
00:31:15,488 --> 00:31:17,008
DOMOVOI: And what exactly
is your plan?
667
00:31:17,156 --> 00:31:18,491
Keep watching.
668
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:19,742
Trust me.
669
00:31:19,909 --> 00:31:21,119
Copy that.
670
00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:26,165
AUTOMATED FAIRY: Head east
towards Martina Franca.
671
00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:29,836
COMMANDER ROOT: Officer Short,
your orders are to
672
00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:32,213
contain that thing
until Memory Wipe arrives.
673
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,673
Is that understood?
674
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,049
HOLLY: Yes, Commander.
675
00:31:42,223 --> 00:31:43,433
(BEEPING)
676
00:31:51,899 --> 00:31:53,943
Approaching Martina Franca.
677
00:32:01,701 --> 00:32:03,828
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
678
00:32:05,455 --> 00:32:06,747
(GIRL GIGGLING)
679
00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,501
(GIRL SPEAKING ITALIAN)
680
00:32:12,128 --> 00:32:13,921
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
681
00:32:19,635 --> 00:32:22,138
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
682
00:32:25,183 --> 00:32:26,851
(HUMMING)
683
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,732
(GROWLING)
684
00:32:37,945 --> 00:32:39,530
(SCREAMING)
685
00:32:41,365 --> 00:32:42,700
HOLLY: Runner located.
686
00:32:42,867 --> 00:32:45,077
It's a full-sized troll!
687
00:32:45,244 --> 00:32:47,705
HOLLY: Pick on someone
your own size!
688
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:51,501
(GIRL SCREAMS)
689
00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:52,627
(SCREAMS)
690
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:54,045
(ROARS)
691
00:32:54,128 --> 00:32:55,713
(GIRL SPEAKS ITALIAN)
692
00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:00,110
I want a Time Freeze
around that thing
693
00:33:00,134 --> 00:33:01,469
before anyone gets eaten.
694
00:33:01,636 --> 00:33:02,720
Are you sure, Commander?
695
00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:04,323
We'll need authorization
from the executors.
696
00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,766
I'll take
full responsibility. Go!
697
00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:08,601
FOALY: Time Freeze capsule
released!
698
00:33:13,022 --> 00:33:14,982
- (GROWLING)
- (CROWD CLAMORING)
699
00:33:22,031 --> 00:33:23,616
Do not use magic on that human.
700
00:33:23,783 --> 00:33:24,784
Do you read me?
701
00:33:24,951 --> 00:33:26,035
She's hurt.
702
00:33:26,494 --> 00:33:28,121
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
703
00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:33,042
Come on.
704
00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:34,210
Come on!
705
00:33:35,837 --> 00:33:37,421
Go! Now!
706
00:33:42,802 --> 00:33:44,095
FOALY: Time Freeze loading.
707
00:33:44,262 --> 00:33:46,681
Set focus
for interior paralysis only.
708
00:33:46,848 --> 00:33:48,641
HOLLY: Leave these people alone!
709
00:33:56,983 --> 00:34:00,278
(HOLLY SCREAMING)
710
00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:01,928
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
(ON SPEAKER) Fire.
711
00:34:04,782 --> 00:34:05,825
(POWERS DOWN)
712
00:34:06,409 --> 00:34:08,119
(CLAMORING RECEDES
IN SLOW MOTION)
713
00:34:12,206 --> 00:34:14,000
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
714
00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:27,722
Retrieval.
715
00:34:28,264 --> 00:34:30,850
Get that thing
back where it belongs
716
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:33,186
and mind-wipe all those humans
717
00:34:33,269 --> 00:34:35,605
who think they've seen a fairy
or a troll.
718
00:34:39,984 --> 00:34:41,778
(OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES)
719
00:34:49,869 --> 00:34:52,079
AUTOMATED FAIRY: I.E.P., begin withdrawal.
720
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,350
COMMANDER ROOT: Good work,
Officer Short.
721
00:34:57,376 --> 00:34:59,086
Now get yourself home
immediately.
722
00:34:59,253 --> 00:35:00,421
Yes, Commander.
723
00:35:02,048 --> 00:35:03,049
That's an order.
724
00:35:08,137 --> 00:35:09,406
AUTOMATED FAIRY: Mind wipe complete.
725
00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:11,140
Prepare to release Time Freeze.
726
00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:17,855
(POWERING UP)
727
00:35:27,573 --> 00:35:28,825
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
728
00:35:33,746 --> 00:35:34,914
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
729
00:35:49,053 --> 00:35:50,304
FOALY: Um, Commander Root,
730
00:35:50,388 --> 00:35:53,057
it looks like Holly may be
taking a slight detour.
731
00:35:53,224 --> 00:35:54,392
Officer Short.
732
00:35:55,435 --> 00:35:56,602
Where are you going?
733
00:35:56,769 --> 00:35:58,771
HOLLY: To clear
my father's name!
734
00:35:58,938 --> 00:36:00,648
I'll have her badge for this.
735
00:36:00,815 --> 00:36:01,959
That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
736
00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:04,068
Shut up, Foaly,
or I'll have yours, too.
737
00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:07,755
ARTEMIS SR.: These are dangerous times.
738
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,449
I've lost a friend
739
00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:10,968
and soon,
Artemis will begin to know
740
00:36:10,992 --> 00:36:13,119
the rumors about me
and the thefts.
741
00:36:13,661 --> 00:36:15,830
Is he ready for the truth?
742
00:36:15,997 --> 00:36:17,498
That a darkness threatens
743
00:36:17,582 --> 00:36:19,500
both the human
and the fairy worlds?
744
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:22,879
When Beechwood came to me,
I knew there was no choice.
745
00:36:23,504 --> 00:36:25,339
The Aculos was being targeted.
746
00:36:25,965 --> 00:36:27,717
In the wrong hands,
it would mean access
747
00:36:27,884 --> 00:36:29,719
to the greatest spells
in fairy lore.
748
00:36:29,886 --> 00:36:32,763
One could teleport armies,
wipe out life.
749
00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,434
The wrong hands
are now very close.
750
00:36:37,268 --> 00:36:39,562
They belong
to a brilliant fairy.
751
00:36:40,605 --> 00:36:42,398
Perhaps the greatest
of them all.
752
00:36:42,815 --> 00:36:44,358
But gone to the bad.
753
00:36:44,942 --> 00:36:48,196
Name, Opal Koboi.
754
00:36:51,699 --> 00:36:52,909
(BEEPING)
755
00:36:56,662 --> 00:36:57,723
AUTOMATED FAIRY: You are now approaching
756
00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:58,790
the sacred Hill of Tara.
757
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,084
Coordinates 1-8-3-8-7.
758
00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:04,253
COMMANDER ROOT: Officer Short!
Return immediate...
759
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,020
AUTOMATED FAIRY: Communication disabled.
760
00:37:17,225 --> 00:37:18,267
ARTEMIS: Wow.
761
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:26,109
Dom. The fairies.
762
00:37:26,734 --> 00:37:28,111
They're real.
763
00:37:33,491 --> 00:37:35,451
Everything my father said
was true.
764
00:37:39,122 --> 00:37:40,322
(ANIMAL SCREECHES IN DISTANCE)
765
00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,643
ARTEMIS: Reload.
Quick! Quick!
766
00:38:01,811 --> 00:38:02,812
Fire!
767
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,064
(GASPS)
768
00:38:09,485 --> 00:38:10,486
ARTEMIS: We got one.
769
00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:12,965
FOALY: Holly Short
just dropped off the grid.
770
00:38:12,989 --> 00:38:14,115
I've lost sound and visual.
771
00:38:14,282 --> 00:38:16,122
COMMANDER ROOT: I warned her
not to disobey me.
772
00:38:16,242 --> 00:38:17,702
We can't rule out
an interception.
773
00:38:17,869 --> 00:38:19,537
Give me her last coordinates.
774
00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:22,457
FOALY: She just arrived on
the Hill of Tara in Ireland.
775
00:38:22,623 --> 00:38:23,666
I checked the maps.
776
00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,713
The only human habitation
anywhere near it is...
777
00:38:25,793 --> 00:38:26,878
Fowl Manor.
778
00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,045
You know it?
779
00:38:29,088 --> 00:38:30,631
Alert all personnel.
780
00:38:32,049 --> 00:38:34,260
I'm launching
a full-scale recovery.
781
00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:36,514
- All personnel, Commander?
- Land, sea, and air.
782
00:38:36,637 --> 00:38:39,140
There's a fairy unaccounted
for in the real world.
783
00:38:39,307 --> 00:38:41,559
If the humans see it,
we'll lose everything.
784
00:38:41,726 --> 00:38:42,810
Dear me, Root.
785
00:38:42,977 --> 00:38:44,187
Are you losing your touch?
786
00:38:44,353 --> 00:38:46,355
Errant trolls?
Abducted fairies?
787
00:38:46,439 --> 00:38:47,440
Whatever next?
788
00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:48,625
If the executors find out
about this,
789
00:38:48,649 --> 00:38:49,692
you'll be finished.
790
00:38:49,776 --> 00:38:52,195
Get the four-leaf clover
out of here.
791
00:38:59,619 --> 00:39:00,828
(SNIFFS)
792
00:39:05,249 --> 00:39:06,793
Not happy!
793
00:39:09,462 --> 00:39:11,023
ARTEMIS SR.: And what if
you look one in the eye?
794
00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:12,048
ARTEMIS: Don't.
795
00:39:12,465 --> 00:39:15,092
They're trained
in arts like telekinesis,
796
00:39:15,176 --> 00:39:16,969
hypnosis, and mesmerism.
797
00:39:17,136 --> 00:39:18,221
ARTEMIS SR.: Correct.
798
00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:19,972
So?
799
00:39:20,681 --> 00:39:21,974
Defensive options?
800
00:39:22,517 --> 00:39:24,769
Humans should wear
reflective glasses
801
00:39:24,936 --> 00:39:27,772
in order to escape mind control.
802
00:39:27,939 --> 00:39:28,940
ARTEMIS SR.: Good.
803
00:39:29,315 --> 00:39:30,858
What is unique about dwarves?
804
00:39:31,025 --> 00:39:32,151
ARTEMIS: Besides digging,
805
00:39:32,235 --> 00:39:33,820
they're master thieves
and pickpockets.
806
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,321
ARTEMIS SR.: And why?
807
00:39:35,446 --> 00:39:36,632
ARTEMIS: They're obsessed
with treasure
808
00:39:36,656 --> 00:39:38,074
and can't resist
searching for it.
809
00:39:39,992 --> 00:39:41,577
(GASPS SOFTLY)
810
00:39:43,412 --> 00:39:44,413
Where am I?
811
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,790
I'm impressed.
812
00:39:46,165 --> 00:39:47,291
You speak English.
813
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,058
Speak English?
Of course I speak English.
814
00:39:49,127 --> 00:39:50,327
I thought you might be hungry.
815
00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:52,672
Look, I don't know
what fairies eat,
816
00:39:52,755 --> 00:39:53,923
but I thought maybe salad?
817
00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:55,133
Yeah, whatever.
818
00:39:55,299 --> 00:39:58,094
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
I bet you have beautiful eyes.
819
00:39:58,678 --> 00:40:00,555
I wish I could see them.
820
00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:02,032
ARTEMIS: That's not going to work.
821
00:40:02,056 --> 00:40:03,224
We've got protection.
822
00:40:03,391 --> 00:40:04,910
HOLLY: Who are you?
What do you want from me?
823
00:40:04,934 --> 00:40:06,120
ARTEMIS: You're part of the plan.
824
00:40:06,144 --> 00:40:07,603
- Who's in charge here?
- I am.
825
00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:08,980
HOLLY: You're just a child.
826
00:40:09,147 --> 00:40:10,857
Welcome to Fowl Manor,
Officer Short.
827
00:40:11,274 --> 00:40:13,484
- How do you know my name?
- It's on your helmet.
828
00:40:13,651 --> 00:40:14,861
But it's in Gnomish.
829
00:40:15,027 --> 00:40:16,779
Correct.
I've read all about you.
830
00:40:16,946 --> 00:40:18,322
You've what?
831
00:40:18,489 --> 00:40:21,284
I'm here to officially
invite you into my home.
832
00:40:21,451 --> 00:40:23,244
Invite me?
You just shot me!
833
00:40:23,411 --> 00:40:25,163
You must now do
whatever I demand.
834
00:40:25,621 --> 00:40:27,290
You'll have to
keep me here forever.
835
00:40:27,457 --> 00:40:29,041
If that's what you want.
836
00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,543
You'll never get away with this.
837
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,170
My people will come for me.
838
00:40:34,088 --> 00:40:36,382
That's what I hoped you'd say.
839
00:40:37,216 --> 00:40:38,468
This isn't over.
840
00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:40,154
INTERROGATOR: You expect us to believe
841
00:40:40,178 --> 00:40:41,929
he did something this dangerous?
842
00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:45,266
He captured a living fairy.
What do you think?
843
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:47,518
Try to imagine
if humans suddenly found out
844
00:40:47,602 --> 00:40:49,082
there was a world
of magical creatures
845
00:40:49,145 --> 00:40:50,271
living beneath them.
846
00:40:50,438 --> 00:40:52,148
Most human beings
are afraid of gluten.
847
00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:54,192
How do you think
they'd handle goblins?
848
00:40:54,358 --> 00:40:58,196
Artemis wanted the Aculos
to save his father's life.
849
00:40:58,362 --> 00:40:59,781
And at last, his master plan
850
00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:01,282
was starting to fall into place.
851
00:41:01,449 --> 00:41:02,867
He had his first piece.
852
00:41:03,034 --> 00:41:04,118
Bait.
853
00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:06,412
But now,
a storm was coming his way.
854
00:41:06,871 --> 00:41:08,414
And the fate
of both of our worlds
855
00:41:08,498 --> 00:41:11,459
was in the hands
of young Artemis Fowl.
856
00:41:22,345 --> 00:41:24,764
Artemis. Dom.
857
00:41:25,723 --> 00:41:27,767
DOMOVOI: It's like
the whole world is ending.
858
00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:29,286
ARTEMIS: The fairies are doing it.
859
00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:30,853
They're creating a Time Freeze.
860
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,355
DOMOVOI: I beg your pardon?
861
00:41:32,522 --> 00:41:34,042
ARTEMIS: It's a kind of
temporal vacuum
862
00:41:34,107 --> 00:41:36,359
that they create
so they can operate
863
00:41:36,442 --> 00:41:37,860
unseen by the human eye.
864
00:41:38,027 --> 00:41:40,488
I read about it
in Dad's journal.
865
00:41:40,655 --> 00:41:41,823
DOMOVOI: It's formidable.
866
00:41:41,989 --> 00:41:44,325
Einstein and Hawking were right.
867
00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:46,035
Time is bending all over.
868
00:41:46,202 --> 00:41:47,787
Anything could happen now.
869
00:41:47,954 --> 00:41:49,372
Anything's possible.
870
00:41:49,539 --> 00:41:50,623
And while it holds,
871
00:41:50,706 --> 00:41:52,458
the perfect conditions
for an attack.
872
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:53,876
Exactly.
873
00:41:54,418 --> 00:41:56,087
(GRUNTING)
874
00:41:59,674 --> 00:42:01,259
We just picked up
your friends arriving.
875
00:42:01,425 --> 00:42:02,593
Can't wait to meet them.
876
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,137
You won't even see them.
877
00:42:04,303 --> 00:42:06,222
Whatever you're planning
will fail.
878
00:42:06,305 --> 00:42:07,974
Fairies do not negotiate.
879
00:42:10,143 --> 00:42:11,853
You can't win!
880
00:42:12,019 --> 00:42:13,521
ARTEMIS: We'll see about that.
881
00:42:14,689 --> 00:42:15,773
(GRUNTS)
882
00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:20,153
ARTEMIS: Sweet.
883
00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:22,280
Incredible.
884
00:42:29,078 --> 00:42:30,329
En garde!
885
00:42:31,247 --> 00:42:33,166
You are so dead.
886
00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:35,126
The pair of you.
887
00:42:36,294 --> 00:42:38,838
COMMANDER ROOT: Foaly,
I need that Time Freeze now.
888
00:42:39,005 --> 00:42:40,173
Exterior only.
889
00:42:40,339 --> 00:42:41,883
I need the inside to be alive.
890
00:42:42,049 --> 00:42:43,384
I have to talk to that kid.
891
00:42:43,551 --> 00:42:45,761
Receiver dishes
in position, check.
892
00:43:08,075 --> 00:43:09,160
(SCREAMING)
893
00:43:09,243 --> 00:43:11,037
(SCREAMING RECEDES IN SLOW MOTION)
894
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,413
(SEAGULL'S CALL RECEDES)
895
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,834
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
896
00:43:17,585 --> 00:43:19,212
FOALY: Time Freeze successful!
897
00:43:47,907 --> 00:43:49,408
(FAIRY ARMY SHOUTING)
898
00:44:13,474 --> 00:44:14,892
Top of the mornin'.
899
00:44:19,564 --> 00:44:20,815
They're coming for her.
900
00:44:21,149 --> 00:44:23,693
Artemis, do you really think
this is going to work?
901
00:44:23,776 --> 00:44:24,819
Who knows?
902
00:44:25,319 --> 00:44:26,863
I'm going to need the suit.
903
00:44:35,872 --> 00:44:37,373
Send in the advance team.
904
00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:38,541
Yes, Commander.
905
00:44:41,294 --> 00:44:42,771
COMMANDER ROOT: (ON SPEAKER)
Capture only.
906
00:44:42,795 --> 00:44:45,423
We need the humans unharmed.
907
00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:48,009
We scare them.
We do not kill them.
908
00:44:48,176 --> 00:44:49,385
I want them alive.
909
00:44:51,512 --> 00:44:52,805
DOMOVOI: Scared, Artemis?
910
00:44:52,972 --> 00:44:54,390
ARTEMIS: A little bit.
911
00:44:54,557 --> 00:44:57,226
But I prefer scared to dead,
if possible.
912
00:44:57,393 --> 00:44:58,561
I agree.
913
00:44:58,728 --> 00:45:00,188
If possible.
914
00:45:00,354 --> 00:45:02,023
CHRYS: What are they doing?
BURR: Unarmed?
915
00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:03,649
Against all of us?
916
00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:04,734
Take the shot!
917
00:45:04,817 --> 00:45:05,860
COMMANDER ROOT: Stop them!
918
00:45:05,943 --> 00:45:07,223
They have Officer Short's
weapon.
919
00:45:13,117 --> 00:45:15,411
ARTEMIS: (GRUNTING)
Behind you, Dom!
920
00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:18,289
(BOTH GRUNT)
921
00:45:22,627 --> 00:45:23,795
Oh, no!
922
00:45:24,670 --> 00:45:26,714
ARTEMIS: Shoot the Time Freeze capsule!
923
00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:28,800
Take the shot!
924
00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:33,513
Uh...
925
00:45:36,349 --> 00:45:38,184
(FAIRIES SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
926
00:45:39,352 --> 00:45:41,121
COMMANDER ROOT: He's
destabilized the Time Freeze.
927
00:45:41,145 --> 00:45:42,647
How long do we have?
928
00:45:42,814 --> 00:45:45,000
FOALY: I can try to patch it,
but it's not going to hold!
929
00:45:45,024 --> 00:45:47,068
This is serious.
Whatever you're going to do,
930
00:45:47,151 --> 00:45:48,361
you need to do it fast.
931
00:45:51,864 --> 00:45:53,366
Send in someone to negotiate.
932
00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:55,535
You have five minutes.
933
00:45:55,701 --> 00:45:56,702
No.
934
00:46:00,081 --> 00:46:03,709
OPAL: Well, it appears
your clever little son
935
00:46:03,793 --> 00:46:05,795
has kidnapped a fairy.
936
00:46:05,962 --> 00:46:08,798
He has your flair
for the dramatic.
937
00:46:08,965 --> 00:46:10,883
ARTEMIS SR.: Why are you doing this?
938
00:46:11,008 --> 00:46:14,303
OPAL: Why?
Oh, it's very simple.
939
00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:15,805
Revenge.
940
00:46:16,848 --> 00:46:20,017
Not only did your people
wage war on mine,
941
00:46:20,184 --> 00:46:23,354
considered yourself superior
in every way,
942
00:46:23,521 --> 00:46:25,481
mocked us, reviled us,
943
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:27,859
dismissed us
as the little people,
944
00:46:28,192 --> 00:46:30,153
but as soon as we were gone,
945
00:46:30,236 --> 00:46:33,573
you reduced us further
to silly stories.
946
00:46:33,739 --> 00:46:37,285
To have people laugh at us,
or to frighten the children.
947
00:46:37,452 --> 00:46:38,911
ARTEMIS SR.: You can't win.
948
00:46:38,995 --> 00:46:41,122
You underestimate your people
and mine.
949
00:46:41,914 --> 00:46:43,291
OPAL: Fairies and humans
950
00:46:43,374 --> 00:46:45,209
are incapable of friendship.
951
00:46:45,376 --> 00:46:47,044
Incapable of coexistence.
952
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,089
With the Aculos,
I will rise to the surface
953
00:46:50,256 --> 00:46:52,091
then release my army
to take over the Earth
954
00:46:52,175 --> 00:46:53,885
and own both worlds
955
00:46:54,051 --> 00:46:57,138
and systematically wipe out
all of mankind.
956
00:46:57,305 --> 00:47:00,266
Then, I will restore fairies
to their rightful place
957
00:47:00,433 --> 00:47:02,810
as humanity crumbles beneath us.
958
00:47:03,311 --> 00:47:05,021
Some said I was mad.
959
00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:06,773
They wouldn't listen to me.
960
00:47:06,939 --> 00:47:07,940
Guess what?
961
00:47:08,608 --> 00:47:10,902
They're listening now.
962
00:47:17,283 --> 00:47:19,285
My name is Commander Root.
963
00:47:20,703 --> 00:47:22,121
I invite you into my house.
964
00:47:22,538 --> 00:47:24,916
(SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) Nice try.
965
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:26,918
I'm here to negotiate.
966
00:47:28,252 --> 00:47:29,629
Who's in charge here?
967
00:47:29,754 --> 00:47:30,755
ARTEMIS: I am.
968
00:47:30,922 --> 00:47:32,465
You're only ten years old.
969
00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:34,884
Twelve. How old are you?
970
00:47:35,927 --> 00:47:37,595
If you must know,
971
00:47:38,596 --> 00:47:41,849
I'm going to be 803 in May.
972
00:47:42,016 --> 00:47:43,267
What's your name?
973
00:47:43,434 --> 00:47:44,560
Artemis Fowl.
974
00:47:46,145 --> 00:47:47,396
Ah.
975
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,275
So, that explains it.
976
00:47:51,442 --> 00:47:54,529
You Fowls have been giving us
trouble for centuries.
977
00:47:54,695 --> 00:47:57,365
Where's your thieving father
these days?
978
00:47:57,532 --> 00:47:59,617
ARTEMIS: I wouldn't worry about that.
979
00:47:59,951 --> 00:48:02,411
Now, listen carefully,
Artemis Fowl.
980
00:48:03,204 --> 00:48:07,250
Unless you release
Officer Short immediately,
981
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:09,085
I'll destroy this house
and everyone in it.
982
00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:12,463
And I will expose
your existence to the world.
983
00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:14,882
You can't.
You're in a Time Freeze.
984
00:48:15,049 --> 00:48:16,551
You can't get out.
985
00:48:16,717 --> 00:48:18,678
But only for another 27 minutes.
986
00:48:18,845 --> 00:48:20,805
Commander, here are my terms.
987
00:48:21,556 --> 00:48:25,226
Bring me the Aculos,
and Officer Short goes free.
988
00:48:25,393 --> 00:48:26,644
I beg your pardon?
989
00:48:26,811 --> 00:48:28,229
You heard me.
The Aculos.
990
00:48:28,396 --> 00:48:29,981
In one of those pots.
991
00:48:30,148 --> 00:48:31,899
From under a rainbow,
I presume.
992
00:48:32,567 --> 00:48:36,737
I warn you,
we do not pay ransoms.
993
00:48:36,904 --> 00:48:39,157
We never have,
and we never will.
994
00:48:39,323 --> 00:48:41,242
You might just want
to reconsider that.
995
00:48:41,659 --> 00:48:43,786
- (SCOFFS)
- I'll give you 15 minutes.
996
00:48:44,203 --> 00:48:46,497
And in case you're thinking
of storming the house,
997
00:48:46,664 --> 00:48:49,667
no fairies are allowed
to enter it while I'm alive.
998
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:54,464
As you say.
While you're alive.
999
00:48:57,758 --> 00:48:59,802
Who is this child?
1000
00:48:59,969 --> 00:49:01,888
FOALY: I think he said
he was Artemis Fowl, Jr.
1001
00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,139
Shut up, Foaly.
1002
00:49:03,306 --> 00:49:05,683
Can't anyone ask a rhetorical
question around here?
1003
00:49:05,850 --> 00:49:07,953
But he's going to find out
we don't even have the Aculos
1004
00:49:07,977 --> 00:49:09,897
and we can't storm the house.
That's fairy rules.
1005
00:49:09,937 --> 00:49:12,231
He never said anything
about dwarves.
1006
00:49:12,398 --> 00:49:14,776
Remember what I said about
not underestimating the kid?
1007
00:49:14,942 --> 00:49:16,903
Well, here's exactly why.
1008
00:49:17,069 --> 00:49:19,489
The next piece of his plan
was set in motion.
1009
00:49:19,655 --> 00:49:21,532
Knowing the fairies
couldn't enter Fowl Manor,
1010
00:49:21,699 --> 00:49:24,118
he forced their hand and set
the stage for the entrance
1011
00:49:24,285 --> 00:49:26,871
of the true hero of our tale.
1012
00:49:27,371 --> 00:49:30,249
Well, if you ask me, that is.
1013
00:49:32,293 --> 00:49:34,045
Get me Mulch Diggums.
1014
00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,047
(GROWLS)
1015
00:49:36,714 --> 00:49:39,675
MULCH: The kid's plan
was fiendishly clever.
1016
00:49:40,134 --> 00:49:41,552
He just had to get me
in the house
1017
00:49:41,636 --> 00:49:43,888
because he knew the truth
about dwarves.
1018
00:49:44,472 --> 00:49:45,515
(GROWLS)
1019
00:49:45,598 --> 00:49:47,391
We can't resist treasure,
1020
00:49:47,558 --> 00:49:50,019
which is what brought me back
to this cozy little jail cell.
1021
00:49:50,186 --> 00:49:52,396
See, this was my third time
in Howler's Peak,
1022
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,690
the worst prison in Haven City.
1023
00:49:54,857 --> 00:49:57,693
My first time in,
I did 164 years.
1024
00:49:57,860 --> 00:50:00,154
But this time,
I came with music,
1025
00:50:00,238 --> 00:50:02,323
courtesy of Officer Holly Short.
1026
00:50:02,406 --> 00:50:04,325
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)
1027
00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:13,876
(MULCH WHISTLING)
1028
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:18,005
(HUMMING)
1029
00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,638
1984, Foreigner!
1030
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:27,557
It's a real classic.
1031
00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:30,351
You know,
if you like human music.
1032
00:50:31,144 --> 00:50:33,229
You seem like
more of a glam kind of guy.
1033
00:50:33,729 --> 00:50:35,189
What are you looking at,
dwarf?
1034
00:50:35,356 --> 00:50:36,858
MULCH: Your eyes.
1035
00:50:38,317 --> 00:50:42,447
Just wondering
what thoughts lie behind
1036
00:50:43,030 --> 00:50:44,615
those two impenetrable windows.
1037
00:50:48,286 --> 00:50:50,538
So, you like eating dirt.
1038
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,668
Uh, well, I don't know
if "like" is the right term.
1039
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,503
Tunneling is kinda something
I have to do.
1040
00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:59,881
It's an occupational hazard.
1041
00:51:00,047 --> 00:51:03,176
Just don't stand behind you
while you're doing it, right?
1042
00:51:03,259 --> 00:51:04,677
(LAUGHING)
1043
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,471
(LAUGHING)
1044
00:51:11,017 --> 00:51:13,269
So, this just got awkward.
1045
00:51:13,728 --> 00:51:15,521
Are you laughin' at me, dwarf?
1046
00:51:15,688 --> 00:51:16,773
At you? No.
1047
00:51:16,939 --> 00:51:18,566
I was just following
their social cues.
1048
00:51:18,733 --> 00:51:19,817
Because I'm not laughing.
1049
00:51:19,984 --> 00:51:21,104
(WHISPERS) Yeah, I can tell.
1050
00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:22,695
Wow.
1051
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,448
Guards.
1052
00:51:25,615 --> 00:51:26,991
They're really
understaffed here.
1053
00:51:27,742 --> 00:51:28,785
Hi.
1054
00:51:31,662 --> 00:51:33,623
Do you like fire, too?
1055
00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:36,042
No. Not so much.
That's...
1056
00:51:36,501 --> 00:51:40,171
So you know,
no dwarf really likes fire.
1057
00:51:40,338 --> 00:51:41,756
Careful, careful.
1058
00:51:41,923 --> 00:51:43,800
We could all go up in flames.
1059
00:51:43,966 --> 00:51:44,967
Not us.
1060
00:51:45,134 --> 00:51:47,970
Our skin
is completely fireproof.
1061
00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:50,181
That's right, isn't it?
Forgot about that.
1062
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:53,559
Your skin may be fireproof,
1063
00:51:54,227 --> 00:51:55,978
but what about your brain?
1064
00:51:56,062 --> 00:51:57,230
(STEAM WHISTLING)
1065
00:51:58,606 --> 00:51:59,816
(INMATES SCREAMING)
1066
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,067
(GRUNTS)
1067
00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:02,235
JASMINE: Mulch Diggums!
1068
00:52:03,528 --> 00:52:04,862
Commander Root wants to see you.
1069
00:52:05,321 --> 00:52:06,989
Exceptional timing.
1070
00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:10,660
(GRUNTS)
1071
00:52:11,536 --> 00:52:12,537
Goodbye, gentlemen.
1072
00:52:13,371 --> 00:52:15,915
(SCREAMING)
1073
00:52:20,086 --> 00:52:22,004
ARTEMIS: So,
I just spoke to your boss.
1074
00:52:22,088 --> 00:52:23,297
I think she got the message.
1075
00:52:23,464 --> 00:52:25,383
How are you
expecting this to end?
1076
00:52:25,550 --> 00:52:26,926
With me getting what I want.
1077
00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:28,511
Which is what, exactly?
1078
00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:30,012
My father's safe return.
1079
00:52:30,388 --> 00:52:33,307
This has nothing to do
with your father.
1080
00:52:33,474 --> 00:52:34,767
Look at you with that grin.
1081
00:52:35,226 --> 00:52:36,978
Thinking you're
outsmarting everyone
1082
00:52:37,061 --> 00:52:39,397
in your little suit
and sunglasses.
1083
00:52:39,564 --> 00:52:41,691
You're enjoying all this.
1084
00:52:41,858 --> 00:52:44,026
You think it's a game.
1085
00:52:44,152 --> 00:52:45,153
Game?
1086
00:52:45,236 --> 00:52:46,571
My father was kidnapped.
1087
00:52:46,737 --> 00:52:48,489
My father is dead.
1088
00:52:49,991 --> 00:52:51,367
Can I trust you?
1089
00:52:51,742 --> 00:52:53,536
You'll have to.
You have no choice.
1090
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,208
How did he die?
1091
00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,377
It was on the Hill of Tara.
1092
00:53:01,919 --> 00:53:04,255
He was ambushed
by one of our kind
1093
00:53:05,298 --> 00:53:08,593
because he'd stolen
something called the Aculos.
1094
00:53:09,469 --> 00:53:12,180
I've read in my father's
journals about the Aculos.
1095
00:53:13,473 --> 00:53:15,767
About a fairy
who swore to protect it.
1096
00:53:15,933 --> 00:53:17,351
A fairy named Beechwood.
1097
00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:20,354
Beechwood Short was my father.
1098
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,359
He knew how dangerous
the Aculos can be.
1099
00:53:25,526 --> 00:53:27,570
It can open portals
between worlds.
1100
00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:29,947
A skeleton key
for the whole universe.
1101
00:53:30,114 --> 00:53:31,324
He hid it.
1102
00:53:31,491 --> 00:53:34,619
And for that, some say
that he was a criminal.
1103
00:53:34,786 --> 00:53:36,329
That's what they say
about my dad.
1104
00:53:38,539 --> 00:53:40,374
But you know it's not true.
1105
00:53:46,255 --> 00:53:49,509
MULCH: (GRUNTING)
Ow! That hurt!
1106
00:53:57,934 --> 00:54:00,186
Artemis, it looks like
we've got another visitor.
1107
00:54:03,648 --> 00:54:04,565
(ALARM BLARING)
1108
00:54:04,649 --> 00:54:07,318
FOALY: Commander, Time Freeze
integrity down to 60%.
1109
00:54:10,404 --> 00:54:11,484
COMMANDER ROOT: Understood.
1110
00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:13,324
Hold it together, Foaly.
1111
00:54:13,699 --> 00:54:16,077
(MULCH LAUGHING)
1112
00:54:17,161 --> 00:54:18,287
Mulch.
1113
00:54:19,455 --> 00:54:21,207
This is a one-time offer.
1114
00:54:21,374 --> 00:54:23,584
Fifty years off your sentence
1115
00:54:23,751 --> 00:54:25,586
if you'll dig your way
into Fowl Manor
1116
00:54:25,670 --> 00:54:27,213
and bring out Officer Short.
1117
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,965
Commander Root,
1118
00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:30,591
do you mind if I call you.
1119
00:54:31,425 --> 00:54:33,052
I actually don't know
your first name.
1120
00:54:33,219 --> 00:54:34,887
Let me guess. Britney.
1121
00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:37,014
I'm way off, aren't I?
1122
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,891
It appears to me
1123
00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:41,185
like you've got a big problem
on your hands.
1124
00:54:41,269 --> 00:54:42,311
But?
1125
00:54:42,437 --> 00:54:45,231
Has anyone ever told you
you're like David Bowie
1126
00:54:45,398 --> 00:54:47,191
if David Bowie were a fairy?
1127
00:54:47,358 --> 00:54:50,111
So, essentially,
you're David Bowie.
1128
00:54:50,611 --> 00:54:51,839
Do you think
the humans will ever
1129
00:54:51,863 --> 00:54:53,072
find out he was one of us?
1130
00:54:53,489 --> 00:54:54,740
Anyway,
1131
00:54:54,907 --> 00:54:57,785
50 years off my sentence
just isn't gonna cut it here.
1132
00:54:58,536 --> 00:55:00,413
I know what you want.
I can't give you that.
1133
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:02,290
Oh, come on, Root.
1134
00:55:02,457 --> 00:55:03,791
Please.
1135
00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:05,710
I just...
I just want to be small.
1136
00:55:06,461 --> 00:55:09,630
I just want to be normal,
like the rest of my kind.
1137
00:55:10,673 --> 00:55:12,425
To be accepted.
1138
00:55:13,759 --> 00:55:16,304
You fairies got magic
coming out of your ears.
1139
00:55:16,471 --> 00:55:17,638
What have I got?
1140
00:55:17,805 --> 00:55:20,349
Three, four feet I don't need.
1141
00:55:20,516 --> 00:55:22,202
Look, a giant dwarf is exactly
what I need right now.
1142
00:55:22,226 --> 00:55:23,495
- What I need right now.
- (MULCH SIGHS)
1143
00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:26,022
A big, fast, hungry tunneler
1144
00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:28,024
who'll dig their way
into that house.
1145
00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:29,609
It's your choice.
1146
00:55:29,776 --> 00:55:32,945
Either bring out Officer Short
or get back to jail.
1147
00:55:33,988 --> 00:55:35,698
Listen to the two of us
1148
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:36,949
grunting at each other
1149
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:39,660
like a pair of hippos
with a throat infection.
1150
00:55:40,286 --> 00:55:41,496
(GRUNTS)
1151
00:55:41,579 --> 00:55:42,955
A criminal?
1152
00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:44,999
A criminal.
That's what you think I am?
1153
00:55:45,082 --> 00:55:46,167
(SIGHS)
1154
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:49,212
I am so much more
than a criminal.
1155
00:55:50,421 --> 00:55:54,592
Um, technically, most of what
I do is criminal activity,
1156
00:55:54,759 --> 00:55:56,969
but I'm also an artist.
1157
00:55:58,137 --> 00:55:59,472
(METALS JINGLING SOFTLY)
1158
00:55:59,555 --> 00:56:01,390
You're picking my pocket.
1159
00:56:02,934 --> 00:56:04,477
Okay. A hundred years
off my sentence
1160
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,880
and a single cell
with no goblins.
1161
00:56:06,062 --> 00:56:07,563
Single cell and 55 years.
1162
00:56:07,730 --> 00:56:08,731
- Seventy-five.
- Sixty.
1163
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,650
- Seventy-four.
- Done. Officers!
1164
00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:13,236
(FOALY BURBLES)
You reading me, Mulch?
1165
00:56:13,402 --> 00:56:15,404
MULCH: Loud and clear, horsey.
1166
00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:19,367
Dwarfus Giaganticus.
1167
00:56:20,701 --> 00:56:23,037
Dwarfus Giaganticus.
1168
00:56:23,955 --> 00:56:25,581
(GROWLING)
1169
00:56:25,790 --> 00:56:26,791
FOALY: Everybody,
1170
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,501
(CLEARS THROAT) stand back.
1171
00:56:29,502 --> 00:56:31,129
(YELLING)
1172
00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:34,882
It's feeding time.
1173
00:56:35,174 --> 00:56:36,801
(GRUNTING)
1174
00:56:45,518 --> 00:56:46,978
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1175
00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:55,820
(SPITS)
1176
00:57:00,074 --> 00:57:01,200
I'm in.
1177
00:57:01,534 --> 00:57:02,910
(MULCH BELCHES)
1178
00:57:03,911 --> 00:57:05,705
HOLLY: I know that sound.
1179
00:57:05,872 --> 00:57:07,373
Mulch Diggums.
1180
00:57:07,915 --> 00:57:09,000
(MULCH BELCHING OVER RADIO)
1181
00:57:11,836 --> 00:57:12,876
FOALY: (ON SPEAKER) Mulch,
1182
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,547
I'm switching
your iris-cam to X-ray.
1183
00:57:14,714 --> 00:57:16,466
That's good.
You do you, Foaly.
1184
00:57:16,632 --> 00:57:18,801
FOALY: You might feel
a slight pinch.
1185
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,762
- (WINCES) You son of a...
- FOALY: Sorry!
1186
00:57:21,929 --> 00:57:23,890
What would your parents be?
1187
00:57:24,557 --> 00:57:26,392
We have a visitor.
1188
00:57:26,809 --> 00:57:28,019
ARTEMIS: What is it?
1189
00:57:29,437 --> 00:57:31,522
It's in the portrait gallery.
1190
00:57:32,565 --> 00:57:34,650
It's like a really, really
1191
00:57:34,817 --> 00:57:36,235
big dwarf.
1192
00:57:40,031 --> 00:57:41,032
ARTEMIS: Yes.
1193
00:57:41,199 --> 00:57:42,575
Right on schedule.
1194
00:57:42,992 --> 00:57:45,077
MULCH: Well, if I was
gonna be manipulated,
1195
00:57:45,161 --> 00:57:46,746
might as well be by the best.
1196
00:57:46,913 --> 00:57:50,500
And make no mistake,
the kid is the best.
1197
00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:53,961
House marks the spot.
1198
00:57:54,629 --> 00:57:55,838
(MULCH LAUGHS)
1199
00:57:57,298 --> 00:57:58,966
What have we here?
1200
00:58:01,093 --> 00:58:02,220
Oh.
1201
00:58:02,470 --> 00:58:03,638
(CLICKS)
1202
00:58:11,229 --> 00:58:13,773
The TXTL 5000.
1203
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:15,483
He's discovered a safe.
1204
00:58:15,650 --> 00:58:16,818
Let him open it.
1205
00:58:16,984 --> 00:58:18,486
That's exactly what I want.
1206
00:58:25,618 --> 00:58:26,994
We meet again.
1207
00:58:29,705 --> 00:58:31,541
So, they've sent in a dwarf.
1208
00:58:31,707 --> 00:58:33,292
Look, I need your help.
1209
00:58:35,169 --> 00:58:37,130
Listen, if I let you out,
1210
00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:39,216
will you promise not to
take command of my brain?
1211
00:58:39,382 --> 00:58:41,634
I want nothing to do
with that brain.
1212
00:58:54,147 --> 00:58:55,148
And...
1213
00:59:02,738 --> 00:59:03,739
Bingo!
1214
00:59:05,116 --> 00:59:06,409
Temperamental.
1215
00:59:07,118 --> 00:59:08,828
You've evolved.
1216
00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:11,330
But so have I.
1217
00:59:11,956 --> 00:59:13,666
- (HAIR WHIPPING)
- (METAL CLICKING)
1218
00:59:13,749 --> 00:59:16,002
HOLLY: Sounds like you're not
the only one opening locks.
1219
00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:18,045
ARTEMIS: By the way,
if you run,
1220
00:59:18,129 --> 00:59:20,506
I will expose your existence
to the world.
1221
00:59:22,633 --> 00:59:24,135
You are my guest.
1222
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,638
I invited you in.
The rules are clear.
1223
00:59:28,222 --> 00:59:31,476
They are, but you think
you can trust me?
1224
00:59:33,394 --> 00:59:35,396
- (GRUNTS)
- (THUDS)
1225
00:59:35,521 --> 00:59:36,564
Now you can trust me.
1226
00:59:37,398 --> 00:59:38,566
Fair enough.
1227
00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:40,234
Let's find that dwarf.
1228
00:59:41,152 --> 00:59:43,863
Eight new
motion-sensitive tumblers.
1229
00:59:44,030 --> 00:59:45,698
Oh, you devil.
1230
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:51,370
It can't be.
1231
00:59:52,246 --> 00:59:53,831
Holy moly!
1232
01:00:03,257 --> 01:00:04,884
HOLLY: Step back, Mr. Diggums.
1233
01:00:05,468 --> 01:00:08,012
MULCH: It's real.
It's perfect.
1234
01:00:08,179 --> 01:00:09,339
HOLLY: (WHISPERS)
The Aculos.
1235
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,767
The most powerful treasure
in the fairy world.
1236
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:22,652
Don't.
1237
01:00:23,778 --> 01:00:25,822
It will kill you if you use it.
1238
01:00:26,614 --> 01:00:28,157
If any human does.
1239
01:00:29,575 --> 01:00:31,536
ARTEMIS: I don't need to use it.
1240
01:00:31,702 --> 01:00:34,102
Because my bargaining position
just got a whole lot stronger.
1241
01:00:34,247 --> 01:00:36,833
The fairies outside mustn't
get to hear that we have this.
1242
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,127
I'm sorry, human,
1243
01:00:39,919 --> 01:00:41,754
but they already know.
1244
01:00:52,598 --> 01:00:54,183
OPAL: There's been a development?
1245
01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:55,911
CUDGEON: (ON SPEAKER)
They found the Aculos.
1246
01:00:55,935 --> 01:00:57,437
As I expected.
1247
01:00:57,603 --> 01:00:58,896
In Fowl Manor.
1248
01:00:59,063 --> 01:01:00,523
You know what to do.
1249
01:01:00,648 --> 01:01:01,649
It's risky.
1250
01:01:01,816 --> 01:01:03,860
Root has our entire army
at her disposal.
1251
01:01:04,026 --> 01:01:06,237
It's quite simple, Cudgeon.
1252
01:01:06,654 --> 01:01:08,739
If you wish to survive
1253
01:01:08,823 --> 01:01:11,409
and thrive
in my brave new world,
1254
01:01:11,576 --> 01:01:13,828
then you will intervene now.
1255
01:01:16,747 --> 01:01:18,207
(BEEPING)
1256
01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,667
Commander!
1257
01:01:20,918 --> 01:01:22,879
This Time Freeze
is seriously unstable.
1258
01:01:23,337 --> 01:01:24,839
This may not hold.
1259
01:01:26,591 --> 01:01:27,967
(FAIRIES SQUEAKING)
1260
01:01:28,301 --> 01:01:29,501
FOALY: (GRUNTS)
We've lost one!
1261
01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:39,479
CUDGEON: Commander Root,
1262
01:01:39,645 --> 01:01:41,582
you are hereby officially
relieved of your command
1263
01:01:41,606 --> 01:01:43,232
on authorization
of the executors.
1264
01:01:43,399 --> 01:01:45,526
You're making a mistake,
Cudgeon.
1265
01:01:45,693 --> 01:01:48,571
My only mistake was not
doing this a long time ago.
1266
01:01:48,946 --> 01:01:52,325
With the Aculos in play,
the game has changed.
1267
01:01:52,992 --> 01:01:54,952
Time for a little direct action,
1268
01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:56,287
don't you think?
1269
01:01:56,454 --> 01:01:58,080
Let me show you how it's done.
1270
01:01:58,956 --> 01:01:59,956
Knock it off!
1271
01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:01,918
Mistake.
1272
01:02:02,418 --> 01:02:04,796
I mean, really, big mistake.
1273
01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:09,008
(TROLL GROWLS)
1274
01:02:09,175 --> 01:02:10,843
CUDGEON: This should
wrap things up.
1275
01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:13,971
Recognize our new recruit?
1276
01:02:14,639 --> 01:02:18,935
We fed it a little potion
of nettles and wasp juice.
1277
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:21,479
Everything trolls
are allergic to.
1278
01:02:21,646 --> 01:02:26,442
It's made it twice as strong
and 10 times as mad.
1279
01:02:26,526 --> 01:02:27,902
(TROLL GROWLS)
1280
01:02:29,028 --> 01:02:30,196
(SIGHS)
1281
01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:35,034
D'arvit!
1282
01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:44,919
(TROLL GROWLS)
1283
01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:46,712
That can't be good.
1284
01:02:51,259 --> 01:02:52,260
Go!
1285
01:02:52,343 --> 01:02:53,427
ARTEMIS: Come on, let's go!
1286
01:02:53,594 --> 01:02:54,637
HOLLY: Come on!
1287
01:02:57,890 --> 01:02:59,434
(TROLL GROWLING)
1288
01:02:59,517 --> 01:03:00,601
Gods alive.
1289
01:03:00,768 --> 01:03:01,769
What is that?
1290
01:03:01,894 --> 01:03:05,523
A creature that consumes
humans in 2.97 seconds
1291
01:03:05,690 --> 01:03:07,650
and fairies in less than one.
1292
01:03:07,817 --> 01:03:09,026
Get ready.
1293
01:03:09,193 --> 01:03:10,862
This is going all the way.
1294
01:03:12,947 --> 01:03:14,198
(ROARS)
1295
01:03:14,615 --> 01:03:16,075
I'll need my gun.
1296
01:03:32,758 --> 01:03:34,552
Jam all magic in the house.
1297
01:03:34,969 --> 01:03:36,809
But Officer Short,
she'll need hers to survive.
1298
01:03:36,971 --> 01:03:38,639
Her father used his magic
against us.
1299
01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:41,309
I'm not making the same
mistake twice. Do as I say.
1300
01:03:45,563 --> 01:03:47,040
ARTEMIS: I didn't read much
on trolls.
1301
01:03:47,064 --> 01:03:48,316
Anything I should look out for?
1302
01:03:48,399 --> 01:03:49,400
The teeth.
1303
01:03:51,444 --> 01:03:53,154
Good to know.
1304
01:03:59,243 --> 01:04:01,621
OFFICER: All magic
in the house is now jammed.
1305
01:04:04,999 --> 01:04:06,250
Everything okay?
1306
01:04:07,335 --> 01:04:08,461
(GUN CLICKING)
1307
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:09,587
Sure.
1308
01:04:11,464 --> 01:04:13,925
- (TROLL ROARS)
- (HOLLY AND ARTEMIS SCREAM)
1309
01:04:14,759 --> 01:04:16,719
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- (ROARS)
1310
01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:23,226
HOLLY: Help! I'm stuck!
Get me out!
1311
01:04:27,271 --> 01:04:28,689
DOMOVOI: I'll distract him!
1312
01:04:37,824 --> 01:04:39,200
HOLLY: Help! I'm stuck!
1313
01:04:39,867 --> 01:04:41,828
Mulch, help.
1314
01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:44,831
Ah.
1315
01:04:45,164 --> 01:04:46,249
Juliet, look out!
1316
01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:47,959
(DOMOVOI GRUNTS)
1317
01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:50,753
It's okay, I've got this!
Juliet, run!
1318
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,255
DOMOVOI: Run, Juliet! Run!
1319
01:04:52,421 --> 01:04:54,132
JULIET: Come and get some,
you big meanie!
1320
01:04:55,883 --> 01:04:57,176
(HOLLY GRUNTING)
1321
01:04:59,178 --> 01:05:00,179
Help!
1322
01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:01,305
Quick! Quick!
1323
01:05:01,389 --> 01:05:02,432
MULCH: I'm reaching!
1324
01:05:02,515 --> 01:05:03,558
Gotcha!
1325
01:05:03,641 --> 01:05:05,143
(MULCH GRUNTING)
1326
01:05:08,813 --> 01:05:10,857
(ARTEMIS GRUNTING)
1327
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:15,069
Artemis!
1328
01:05:17,864 --> 01:05:19,699
No! No!
1329
01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,204
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1330
01:05:26,372 --> 01:05:27,457
(GRUNTING)
1331
01:05:28,499 --> 01:05:29,500
Mulch!
1332
01:05:29,584 --> 01:05:31,210
I could use a little help!
1333
01:05:32,753 --> 01:05:35,423
(SCREAMING)
1334
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:38,384
(PANTING) Oh, good.
1335
01:05:38,718 --> 01:05:39,760
Hi!
1336
01:05:40,803 --> 01:05:41,804
Okay.
1337
01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:44,056
Let me just put this away.
1338
01:05:46,851 --> 01:05:47,977
(ROARS)
1339
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:49,771
HOLLY: Artemis, run!
1340
01:05:49,937 --> 01:05:51,497
MULCH: I'll see you guys
on the balcony!
1341
01:05:52,148 --> 01:05:53,649
- (ROARING)
- (JULIET SCREAMS)
1342
01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:55,610
Juliet! Jump!
1343
01:05:55,693 --> 01:05:58,196
JULIET: (SCREAMS) Holly!
1344
01:06:09,874 --> 01:06:10,875
Dom!
1345
01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:12,001
Holly!
1346
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:13,377
Holly! Holly!
1347
01:06:13,461 --> 01:06:14,545
(ROARS)
1348
01:06:18,216 --> 01:06:19,926
- (YELLING)
- Dom!
1349
01:06:24,388 --> 01:06:25,389
ARTEMIS: Let go!
1350
01:06:25,473 --> 01:06:26,557
(ALL GRUNTING)
1351
01:06:30,561 --> 01:06:31,687
(SCREAMING)
1352
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,649
D'arvit!
1353
01:06:37,652 --> 01:06:38,694
(ARTEMIS GRUNTS)
1354
01:06:40,947 --> 01:06:42,323
HOLLY: Artemis! Jump!
1355
01:06:43,741 --> 01:06:45,451
(SCREAMING)
1356
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:51,082
HOLLY: Help!
1357
01:06:51,165 --> 01:06:53,251
ARTEMIS: I'm trying!
I'm trying!
1358
01:06:57,171 --> 01:06:58,714
DOMOVOI: Juliet, run!
1359
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:00,383
(JULIET SCREAMING)
1360
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:05,054
(SCREAMS)
1361
01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:08,057
(SCREAMING)
1362
01:07:09,475 --> 01:07:10,685
(JULIET SCREAMING)
1363
01:07:10,768 --> 01:07:12,019
(GROANS)
1364
01:07:12,645 --> 01:07:13,646
Dom!
1365
01:07:15,606 --> 01:07:16,774
Pull!
1366
01:07:18,192 --> 01:07:19,652
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1367
01:07:21,028 --> 01:07:23,865
- (ROARS)
- (HOLLY SCREAMS)
1368
01:07:23,948 --> 01:07:25,408
(YELLING)
1369
01:07:26,325 --> 01:07:27,535
(PANTING)
1370
01:07:41,883 --> 01:07:43,634
ARTEMIS: Holly, look out!
1371
01:07:47,805 --> 01:07:49,223
I'll get the gun!
1372
01:07:53,227 --> 01:07:54,312
(ROARS)
1373
01:07:56,731 --> 01:07:58,232
Artemis!
1374
01:08:00,526 --> 01:08:02,278
- (ROARING)
- (DOMOVOI GRUNTS)
1375
01:08:07,408 --> 01:08:09,452
Dom! No! (SOBS)
1376
01:08:09,911 --> 01:08:11,370
(TROLL GROANS)
1377
01:08:13,498 --> 01:08:14,499
Oh, my.
1378
01:08:17,418 --> 01:08:18,419
Go!
1379
01:08:18,586 --> 01:08:20,421
Get help!
Try the phones again!
1380
01:08:20,505 --> 01:08:21,506
Now!
1381
01:08:21,672 --> 01:08:22,882
(SOBBING)
1382
01:08:23,508 --> 01:08:25,301
Domovoi? Dom?
1383
01:08:29,138 --> 01:08:31,891
(DOMOVOI GASPING)
1384
01:08:34,977 --> 01:08:36,395
The Time Freeze is collapsing.
1385
01:08:36,562 --> 01:08:38,064
I can't hold it any longer.
1386
01:08:38,231 --> 01:08:39,831
- (SCREAMING)
- There goes another fairy!
1387
01:08:42,568 --> 01:08:44,028
(FAIRY SCREAMING)
1388
01:08:49,367 --> 01:08:50,785
(GROANING)
1389
01:08:55,206 --> 01:08:56,207
ARTEMIS: Help him!
1390
01:08:56,374 --> 01:08:58,292
I can't.
They've blocked my magic.
1391
01:08:58,918 --> 01:09:00,002
Artemis,
1392
01:09:00,753 --> 01:09:03,214
there's nothing
I can do for him.
1393
01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:06,509
Hold on, buddy.
1394
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,010
In kendo,
1395
01:09:08,803 --> 01:09:11,222
we call it kiri oroshi.
1396
01:09:12,265 --> 01:09:14,142
- "The fatal blow."
- No.
1397
01:09:15,393 --> 01:09:17,103
You did great back there.
1398
01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:20,148
Really. All the Butlers
will be proud of you.
1399
01:09:21,607 --> 01:09:23,234
Goodbye, my friend.
1400
01:09:29,365 --> 01:09:31,451
(LABORED BREATHING)
1401
01:09:41,878 --> 01:09:44,881
May the road rise up
to meet you.
1402
01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,259
May the wind
be always at your back.
1403
01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:52,013
May the sun shine
warm upon your face.
1404
01:09:55,141 --> 01:09:58,311
May the rains fall soft
upon your fields.
1405
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:01,022
And until we meet again,
1406
01:10:01,189 --> 01:10:03,858
may a friend be always near.
1407
01:10:04,275 --> 01:10:05,985
(DOMOVOI EXHALES DEEPLY)
1408
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,922
FAIRY SOLDIER: No sign of
further activity in the house.
1409
01:10:08,946 --> 01:10:10,466
Five more minutes,
then we're going in.
1410
01:10:10,490 --> 01:10:11,650
VERBIL: Request permission to
1411
01:10:11,699 --> 01:10:12,926
restore
Officer Short's magic, sir.
1412
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:14,076
Permission denied.
1413
01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:15,536
It could save her life!
1414
01:10:15,703 --> 01:10:17,543
CUDGEON: She's a traitor,
just like her father.
1415
01:10:17,663 --> 01:10:18,831
No, she's one of us!
1416
01:10:18,998 --> 01:10:19,999
Commander Root.
1417
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:23,169
I didn't make you captain
for nothing.
1418
01:10:26,088 --> 01:10:27,131
Don't you dare!
1419
01:10:27,298 --> 01:10:28,508
(SHOUTS) Squad!
1420
01:10:28,674 --> 01:10:30,760
Unblock magic!
1421
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:32,595
(BEEPING)
1422
01:10:37,809 --> 01:10:38,976
HOLLY: Come on!
1423
01:10:39,143 --> 01:10:41,020
Artemis, look out!
1424
01:10:43,189 --> 01:10:44,398
Come on.
1425
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:47,151
Come on, Domovoi!
1426
01:10:47,401 --> 01:10:48,402
(DOMOVOI GASPS)
1427
01:10:48,486 --> 01:10:49,654
You're back!
1428
01:10:50,696 --> 01:10:52,490
Holly brought you back!
1429
01:10:59,330 --> 01:11:01,165
I didn't cry, did I?
1430
01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:05,336
Little bit.
1431
01:11:10,716 --> 01:11:13,052
FOALY: The Time Freeze is
gonna collapse any second now.
1432
01:11:13,219 --> 01:11:15,471
All I.E.P. personnel,
evacuate.
1433
01:11:16,264 --> 01:11:17,473
(GRUNTS)
1434
01:11:19,183 --> 01:11:20,184
ARTEMIS: Mulch!
1435
01:11:20,351 --> 01:11:22,311
The Aculos.
Do you still have it?
1436
01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:23,688
Yeah, sure.
1437
01:11:23,855 --> 01:11:24,939
Right there.
1438
01:11:28,609 --> 01:11:29,610
Good.
1439
01:11:30,069 --> 01:11:31,737
I have a plan.
1440
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:39,120
FOALY: That's it.
1441
01:11:39,287 --> 01:11:40,788
Temporal convergence
at maximum force.
1442
01:11:40,955 --> 01:11:42,748
Time bend start now.
1443
01:11:42,915 --> 01:11:44,041
Distortion, elastication,
1444
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,835
and space grabs coming your way.
1445
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:47,128
For your own sakes,
1446
01:11:47,211 --> 01:11:48,921
get out of there now
and get home safe.
1447
01:11:49,088 --> 01:11:51,382
This Time Freeze is gonna blow!
1448
01:12:06,481 --> 01:12:07,681
COMMANDER ROOT: Officer Short!
1449
01:12:07,732 --> 01:12:09,358
Get out of there now.
1450
01:12:09,525 --> 01:12:12,153
Leave the humans.
Save yourself!
1451
01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:14,739
- (MAN SCREAMING)
- (HOLLY GRUNTS)
1452
01:12:21,329 --> 01:12:23,164
JULIET: Artemis,
what's happening?
1453
01:12:23,456 --> 01:12:24,707
ARTEMIS: Take cover!
1454
01:12:27,001 --> 01:12:28,920
(SCREAMING)
1455
01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:32,965
(HOLLY GASPING)
1456
01:12:41,516 --> 01:12:42,517
Whoa!
1457
01:12:42,850 --> 01:12:43,851
MULCH: Watch out!
1458
01:12:44,018 --> 01:12:45,778
HOLLY: Come on,
we've got to get out of here!
1459
01:12:46,521 --> 01:12:47,641
We gotta get out...
(SCREAMS)
1460
01:12:47,688 --> 01:12:49,357
See you on the other side!
1461
01:12:49,524 --> 01:12:50,817
Mulch, get out of here!
1462
01:12:51,275 --> 01:12:52,819
(SCREAMING)
1463
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:54,570
(MULCH GROWLING)
1464
01:12:55,154 --> 01:12:56,197
FOALY: Everybody!
1465
01:12:56,364 --> 01:12:57,907
Take cover!
1466
01:12:57,990 --> 01:12:59,659
(PANTING) Whoa!
1467
01:13:02,286 --> 01:13:03,955
(PANTING)
1468
01:13:06,332 --> 01:13:08,212
COMMANDER ROOT: Holly,
this is your last chance.
1469
01:13:08,292 --> 01:13:09,460
You can't save him.
1470
01:13:09,627 --> 01:13:11,462
Just get out of there now.
1471
01:13:33,985 --> 01:13:35,778
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1472
01:13:38,489 --> 01:13:40,825
ARTEMIS: And now,
the final piece of the plan.
1473
01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:42,719
The Time Freeze is ended.
They're gone.
1474
01:13:42,743 --> 01:13:43,744
DOMOVOI: Did we win?
1475
01:13:43,828 --> 01:13:45,163
Not yet.
I can't give this
1476
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,581
to Opal Koboi.
It's too powerful.
1477
01:13:46,664 --> 01:13:47,766
DOMOVOI: Then what are you waiting for?
1478
01:13:47,790 --> 01:13:49,270
Use its magic
to get your father back.
1479
01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:51,002
- I can't. Not yet.
- I don't understand.
1480
01:13:51,169 --> 01:13:53,049
ARTEMIS: This holds a power
no human can access.
1481
01:13:53,212 --> 01:13:54,273
It's their source of magic,
1482
01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:55,897
as important to them
as the sun is to us.
1483
01:13:56,007 --> 01:13:57,008
You have to try.
1484
01:13:57,175 --> 01:13:58,375
I thought I could,
but I can't.
1485
01:13:58,509 --> 01:14:00,428
Holly said if any human
uses it, they'll die.
1486
01:14:00,595 --> 01:14:01,955
JULIET: We're running out of time.
1487
01:14:02,096 --> 01:14:03,848
DOMOVOI: Artemis,
it's too dangerous.
1488
01:14:04,015 --> 01:14:05,892
Exactly.
It's useless in my hands.
1489
01:14:06,058 --> 01:14:07,393
But not in mine.
1490
01:14:07,602 --> 01:14:08,770
ARTEMIS: You're late.
1491
01:14:08,936 --> 01:14:11,898
You know I'm breaking
every rule in the book.
1492
01:14:12,774 --> 01:14:14,192
You like to break rules.
1493
01:14:14,358 --> 01:14:15,651
You can talk.
1494
01:14:16,944 --> 01:14:18,279
Let's make a trade.
1495
01:14:18,446 --> 01:14:19,947
The Aculos for my father.
1496
01:14:21,699 --> 01:14:23,743
How do I know I can trust you?
1497
01:14:24,535 --> 01:14:26,579
My father used to say,
1498
01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:28,998
"A friend's eye
is a good mirror."
1499
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:31,584
Are we friends,
1500
01:14:32,043 --> 01:14:33,503
Artemis Fowl?
1501
01:14:35,463 --> 01:14:36,839
We are.
1502
01:14:40,968 --> 01:14:42,303
Forever friends.
1503
01:14:45,264 --> 01:14:46,849
DOMOVOI: We need to hurry.
1504
01:14:57,568 --> 01:14:59,529
OPAL: Your time is up.
1505
01:14:59,904 --> 01:15:02,865
The young genius Artemis Fowl
1506
01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:05,868
has failed his beloved father.
1507
01:15:06,828 --> 01:15:09,914
Say hello to Beechwood for me.
1508
01:15:15,962 --> 01:15:17,755
I don't even know
that this will work.
1509
01:15:19,090 --> 01:15:20,675
You have to try.
1510
01:15:23,803 --> 01:15:25,179
HOLLY: Carry me always.
1511
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,891
Carry me well.
(ECHOING IN WHISPERS)
1512
01:15:28,975 --> 01:15:33,146
I am thy teacher
of herb and spell.
1513
01:15:34,021 --> 01:15:37,733
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
I am thy link to power arcane.
1514
01:15:38,985 --> 01:15:43,322
Forget me,
and thy magic shall wane.
1515
01:15:43,656 --> 01:15:45,825
(ECHOING WHISPERS CONTINUE)
1516
01:15:55,209 --> 01:15:56,961
OPAL: Die, Fowl!
1517
01:15:59,505 --> 01:16:01,591
HOLLY: (ECHOING)
To power arcane.
1518
01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:06,137
Forget me,
and thy magic shall wane.
1519
01:16:06,304 --> 01:16:09,182
Carry me well.
Carry me well.
1520
01:16:11,726 --> 01:16:13,519
Forget me, magic shall wane.
1521
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:18,816
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
1522
01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:20,067
(GRUNTING)
1523
01:16:20,151 --> 01:16:21,277
HOLLY: Carry me well.
1524
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,154
(ECHOING WHISPERS CONTINUE)
1525
01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,540
(WHIRRING SOFTLY)
1526
01:16:42,924 --> 01:16:44,383
Did it work?
1527
01:16:44,842 --> 01:16:46,010
Did you bring him back?
1528
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:48,304
I don't know.
1529
01:16:59,107 --> 01:17:01,234
He can't be. Please.
1530
01:17:05,530 --> 01:17:07,156
Dad!
1531
01:17:11,202 --> 01:17:12,870
Dad!
1532
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:32,932
Artemis.
1533
01:17:34,267 --> 01:17:36,269
I'm so sorry.
1534
01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:37,979
It's over.
1535
01:17:38,646 --> 01:17:40,148
I've lost him, haven't I?
1536
01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,941
(SOFT RUMBLING)
1537
01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:43,317
DOMOVOI: Artemis!
1538
01:17:44,235 --> 01:17:45,403
Did you hear that?
1539
01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:49,365
Dad! Dad!
1540
01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:53,578
Dad!
1541
01:17:54,787 --> 01:17:55,955
Dad!
1542
01:17:58,666 --> 01:17:59,750
Dad!
1543
01:18:00,918 --> 01:18:02,044
ARTEMIS SR.: Artemis.
1544
01:18:09,427 --> 01:18:10,636
No!
1545
01:18:17,351 --> 01:18:18,436
How?
1546
01:18:18,603 --> 01:18:20,104
How did you save me, son?
1547
01:18:20,271 --> 01:18:22,273
I just followed the story.
1548
01:18:23,649 --> 01:18:25,318
With a little help
from a friend.
1549
01:18:26,694 --> 01:18:28,112
Dad,
1550
01:18:28,279 --> 01:18:30,198
meet Officer Holly Short,
1551
01:18:30,364 --> 01:18:32,492
daughter of Beechwood Short.
1552
01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:40,833
Your father was a great man
and a dear friend.
1553
01:18:43,211 --> 01:18:44,587
He brought me the Aculos
1554
01:18:44,670 --> 01:18:46,589
because there are forces
in your world
1555
01:18:47,173 --> 01:18:49,217
who wanted its power
for themselves.
1556
01:18:49,926 --> 01:18:52,303
So, he was trying to protect it?
1557
01:18:52,470 --> 01:18:53,596
ARTEMIS SR.: Yes.
1558
01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,890
Yes, yes. He was.
1559
01:18:56,057 --> 01:18:57,683
And he did.
1560
01:18:57,850 --> 01:18:59,143
With his life.
1561
01:19:00,728 --> 01:19:02,522
Your father was a hero, Holly.
1562
01:19:03,731 --> 01:19:04,982
Just like you.
1563
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,320
He, uh, gave me this list.
1564
01:19:10,154 --> 01:19:12,782
It's a list of names
that I can't even pronounce.
1565
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:14,158
These are Opal's accomplices.
1566
01:19:14,242 --> 01:19:16,160
We were looking for them
when I was captured.
1567
01:19:16,327 --> 01:19:18,246
They're the ones
you'll want to investigate.
1568
01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,249
I'm sorry for your loss.
1569
01:19:21,707 --> 01:19:22,708
Thank you very much.
1570
01:19:24,961 --> 01:19:26,045
(BREATHLESSLY) Oh.
1571
01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:28,422
- It's so good to see you.
- I am not going to cry.
1572
01:19:28,631 --> 01:19:30,174
I'm not going to cry.
1573
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:14,552
COMMANDER ROOT: The Aculos is safe at last,
1574
01:20:14,635 --> 01:20:16,095
now that we know our enemies,
1575
01:20:16,262 --> 01:20:17,805
thanks to you, Holly.
1576
01:20:23,770 --> 01:20:25,438
Quite the day.
1577
01:20:25,605 --> 01:20:26,981
Yes, Commander.
1578
01:20:31,068 --> 01:20:33,821
Curb that maverick streak in you
1579
01:20:34,447 --> 01:20:36,783
and you'll make
a decent officer someday.
1580
01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:38,993
Thank you, Commander.
1581
01:20:51,297 --> 01:20:54,383
This place needs
fairies like you.
1582
01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:03,101
Our world has never been
so much in danger.
1583
01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,939
It's not perfect, Holly.
1584
01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:11,526
But it's ours,
it's a light to guide us,
1585
01:21:11,609 --> 01:21:13,945
and it's worth fighting for.
1586
01:21:15,029 --> 01:21:17,073
I want you to investigate
1587
01:21:17,156 --> 01:21:19,742
every name
on your father's list.
1588
01:21:20,743 --> 01:21:21,786
Me?
1589
01:21:23,246 --> 01:21:24,872
Well, who else am I talking to?
1590
01:21:25,039 --> 01:21:26,541
Nobody else, Commander,
just me.
1591
01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:29,460
- Go on.
- I'm going to...
1592
01:21:30,044 --> 01:21:31,921
You won't regret...
(CHUCKLES) I will not...
1593
01:21:32,088 --> 01:21:33,297
- Go on.
- HOLLY: I'll just go.
1594
01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:43,391
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1595
01:21:54,861 --> 01:21:56,320
Here we go, Dad.
1596
01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:07,290
(ALL CHEERING)
1597
01:22:07,373 --> 01:22:09,959
- Nice work, Holly!
- Well done, Holly!
1598
01:22:18,342 --> 01:22:19,635
All right, team,
1599
01:22:19,802 --> 01:22:21,387
here we go.
1600
01:22:21,471 --> 01:22:23,306
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
1601
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,346
This is a community
still coming to terms
1602
01:23:03,429 --> 01:23:05,389
with these stunning revelations.
1603
01:23:05,556 --> 01:23:07,058
The family has lived
in the house
1604
01:23:07,141 --> 01:23:09,811
for generations
and is well-known locally,
1605
01:23:09,977 --> 01:23:13,147
but there's a sense of real
shock here that Artemis Fowl,
1606
01:23:13,314 --> 01:23:15,983
who neighbors describe
as quiet and...
1607
01:23:16,943 --> 01:23:18,295
ARTEMIS SR.: It would appear
we've garnered
1608
01:23:18,319 --> 01:23:19,529
quite a bit of interest.
1609
01:23:19,612 --> 01:23:20,613
Not ideal.
1610
01:23:20,780 --> 01:23:21,864
ARTEMIS: The media?
1611
01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:24,033
I have someone
working on that right now.
1612
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,910
ARTEMIS SR.: Oh,
I expected you would.
1613
01:23:27,078 --> 01:23:28,496
These are for you, son.
1614
01:23:28,871 --> 01:23:29,997
Just don't forget to wash it
1615
01:23:30,081 --> 01:23:31,624
before you bring it back,
okay?
1616
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:33,960
Where are we going?
1617
01:23:34,127 --> 01:23:35,294
ARTEMIS SR.: To finish this.
1618
01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:37,004
ARTEMIS: You think I'm ready?
1619
01:23:37,171 --> 01:23:38,714
ARTEMIS SR.: Oh,
I know you're ready.
1620
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:41,592
ARTEMIS: First,
I have a call to make.
1621
01:24:00,736 --> 01:24:02,113
You failed, Opal.
1622
01:24:02,572 --> 01:24:04,449
You were wrong about my father.
1623
01:24:04,907 --> 01:24:08,035
About Beechwood.
About everything.
1624
01:24:08,661 --> 01:24:10,079
And now
1625
01:24:10,955 --> 01:24:12,790
we're coming for you.
1626
01:24:12,957 --> 01:24:16,711
OPAL: You think you can beat me?
1627
01:24:16,878 --> 01:24:19,088
You have no idea the world
1628
01:24:19,172 --> 01:24:21,966
that you have just entered, boy.
1629
01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:24,927
Just who do you think you are?
1630
01:24:25,094 --> 01:24:26,929
I'm Artemis Fowl,
1631
01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:31,058
and I'm a criminal mastermind.
1632
01:25:06,552 --> 01:25:07,988
INTERROGATOR: What an extraordinary ending
1633
01:25:08,012 --> 01:25:09,680
to your remarkable fairy tale.
1634
01:25:09,847 --> 01:25:10,949
But let's get back
to the thief, shall we?
1635
01:25:10,973 --> 01:25:12,159
He will be brought to justice,
1636
01:25:12,183 --> 01:25:14,143
and you will not leave here
until you assist us.
1637
01:25:14,811 --> 01:25:16,562
You really don't believe
any of it?
1638
01:25:16,646 --> 01:25:17,915
INTERROGATOR: The only thing
in that fanciful tale
1639
01:25:17,939 --> 01:25:19,565
I did believe
is that you can be bought.
1640
01:25:19,732 --> 01:25:20,793
So, let us offer you a deal.
1641
01:25:20,817 --> 01:25:22,360
Help us apprehend
Artemis Fowl, Sr.,
1642
01:25:22,527 --> 01:25:24,195
and then you'll walk.
1643
01:25:24,278 --> 01:25:25,655
Tsk. (INHALES SHARPLY)
1644
01:25:25,738 --> 01:25:28,866
Or perhaps I offer you a deal?
1645
01:25:29,784 --> 01:25:31,869
I walk out on my own,
1646
01:25:31,953 --> 01:25:35,081
and you leave
the Fowls alone forever.
1647
01:25:35,414 --> 01:25:38,126
INTERROGATOR: And why
would we ever do that?
1648
01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:41,129
So that you can
all sleep at night,
1649
01:25:42,046 --> 01:25:45,466
knowing that the fairy tales
you tell your kids
1650
01:25:45,633 --> 01:25:48,052
remain beautiful dreams,
1651
01:25:48,553 --> 01:25:53,724
and not living nightmares.
1652
01:25:53,808 --> 01:25:55,143
(CAMERA WHIRS)
1653
01:25:55,726 --> 01:25:57,645
And the next time
you see the Fowls,
1654
01:25:57,728 --> 01:26:01,149
be sure to thank them
for protecting us all.
1655
01:26:01,315 --> 01:26:02,900
They keep the peace.
1656
01:26:03,067 --> 01:26:04,652
Don't ever forget it.
1657
01:26:04,735 --> 01:26:05,862
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1658
01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,322
That's why Artemis
set up my arrest.
1659
01:26:08,406 --> 01:26:09,782
That's why I'm here.
1660
01:26:09,949 --> 01:26:12,827
He figured
you'd have to believe me.
1661
01:26:19,584 --> 01:26:21,377
INTERROGATOR: Alert the guards.
1662
01:26:21,461 --> 01:26:22,670
(CHUCKLES)
1663
01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:27,467
I hope you don't get squeamish.
1664
01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:29,260
(GROWLING)
1665
01:26:31,554 --> 01:26:33,097
(GRUNTING)
1666
01:26:33,181 --> 01:26:34,265
INTERROGATOR: Lockdown!
1667
01:26:34,432 --> 01:26:35,975
Immediate lockdown.
1668
01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:37,310
(GAGGING)
1669
01:26:38,811 --> 01:26:40,480
A tracking device.
1670
01:26:41,856 --> 01:26:43,483
Designed by the kid.
1671
01:26:45,109 --> 01:26:47,570
Clap your hands
if you believe in fairies.
1672
01:26:51,783 --> 01:26:53,785
That's my ride!
1673
01:26:54,494 --> 01:26:55,620
INTERROGATOR: Lockdown!
1674
01:26:55,787 --> 01:26:57,538
Get back here,
you filthy little dwarf!
1675
01:26:57,705 --> 01:27:00,500
Dwarfus Giaganticus!
1676
01:27:01,626 --> 01:27:03,294
(MULCH GRUNTING)
1677
01:27:08,382 --> 01:27:10,468
Don't mind me, I got this.
1678
01:27:10,551 --> 01:27:11,719
(GRUNTING)
1679
01:27:14,263 --> 01:27:15,264
(SIGHS)
1680
01:27:15,348 --> 01:27:17,028
ARTEMIS: Are you ready
to get back to work?
1681
01:27:17,058 --> 01:27:19,185
I thought you'd never ask.
1682
01:27:20,103 --> 01:27:22,522
ARTEMIS: We have
some unfinished business.
1683
01:27:23,272 --> 01:27:25,650
I love my job!
1684
01:27:25,733 --> 01:27:27,276
(LAUGHING)
1685
01:27:37,036 --> 01:27:38,037
(CHUCKLES)
1686
01:27:45,586 --> 01:27:46,796
Okay.
1687
01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:48,756
Let's go.
1688
01:27:50,956 --> 01:27:57,956
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