WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:26.300 This is a fat beat! Don't you think Stoli? 4 00:00:29.900 --> 00:00:31.793 Yeah he really likes it. 5 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:36.403 There, I fixed it! 6 00:00:38.160 --> 00:00:40.722 [screaming] 7 00:00:40.747 --> 00:00:41.793 [thud] 8 00:00:44.472 --> 00:00:45.691 Are you okay? 9 00:00:52.394 --> 00:00:57.113 [screaming] 10 00:00:57.733 --> 00:00:59.396 Why are we screaming and jumping? 11 00:00:59.740 --> 00:01:03.474 Because, we're going to Hollywood! 12 00:01:03.499 --> 00:01:05.958 Screaming continues 13 00:01:10.075 --> 00:01:11.910 Wait wait, how did you get this audition? 14 00:01:11.935 --> 00:01:17.543 I sent my pictures online and I got electronic email for audition in Hollywood. 15 00:01:17.568 --> 00:01:21.006 We've been saving since we were kids to get out of this place and go to Hollywood but 16 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:23.457 we barely have more than enough to get there. 17 00:01:23.482 --> 00:01:28.357 Anya money is not a problem once we go into Hollywood. 18 00:01:28.382 --> 00:01:32.175 [screaming continues] 19 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:33.871 Wait! Whats the part? 20 00:01:34.100 --> 00:01:35.461 It's a very important part. 21 00:01:36.006 --> 00:01:39.128 It is 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One'. 22 00:01:39.153 --> 00:01:40.951 You mean beautiful Russian girl number one? 23 00:01:40.976 --> 00:01:43.582 No! Beautiful Russia girl number one. 24 00:01:44.033 --> 00:01:46.660 That sounds like an important part, I can't argue with that. 25 00:01:46.982 --> 00:01:50.168 Then we are really going to Hollywood bitches? 26 00:01:50.193 --> 00:01:54.192 [screaming] 27 00:01:54.317 --> 00:01:56.100 I don't know if we are ready. 28 00:01:56.100 --> 00:02:00.091 Of course we're ready. I got an audition. I'm gonna be the next Marilyn Monroe! 29 00:02:00.116 --> 00:02:03.498 I am going to be in big, American movie. Can you believe it, Anya? 30 00:02:03.523 --> 00:02:05.646 Hollywood! Hollywood! 31 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:18.787 Okay , we're definitely going! 32 00:02:18.812 --> 00:02:20.714 [screaming continues] 33 00:02:25.433 --> 00:02:29.766 I can't wait until we arrive in Hollywood for my important audition, 34 00:02:30.198 --> 00:02:32.575 in big American movie. 35 00:02:32.600 --> 00:02:34.941 Actually, for our auditions. 36 00:02:36.064 --> 00:02:36.808 What? 37 00:02:37.126 --> 00:02:41.461 Lalya and I went online and we submitted photos of ourselves for the part 38 00:02:41.923 --> 00:02:43.541 and they're giving us auditions too. 39 00:02:44.181 --> 00:02:48.011 No! 'Beautiful Russian Girl Number One' is my part for me. 40 00:02:48.149 --> 00:02:49.845 I'm beautiful Russian girl! 41 00:02:50.033 --> 00:02:52.659 Look Natasha I thought if we all audition, 42 00:02:52.684 --> 00:02:55.067 there will be three times more chance of getting the job 43 00:02:55.092 --> 00:02:57.594 so we can afford to rent a little place in Hollywood. 44 00:02:57.619 --> 00:03:02.313 No! You just stole my Beautiful Russia Girl Number One. You just stold it! 45 00:03:03.233 --> 00:03:05.054 Look Natasha what about this? 46 00:03:05.079 --> 00:03:09.401 We will audition for the beautiful Russian girl number 2 or 3 or something. 47 00:03:10.088 --> 00:03:12.444 We'll tell them but we better do that when we get there. 48 00:03:12.469 --> 00:03:13.531 Will it work with you? 49 00:03:14.933 --> 00:03:18.031 It could probably work but I must be number one. 50 00:03:18.056 --> 00:03:19.469 Come on lets do that! 51 00:03:20.494 --> 00:03:21.533 Okay! Lets do it! 52 00:03:21.908 --> 00:03:27.095 I cant wait until we get to America where we could live in a gansta paradise. 53 00:03:27.224 --> 00:03:29.011 Its gonna so G. 54 00:03:29.036 --> 00:03:34.677 BGB, BOC, BBC, CPC. [laughing] 55 00:03:36.533 --> 00:03:39.109 So why are we still here? 56 00:03:39.134 --> 00:03:41.704 We have to get ready! Come on, get up! 57 00:04:22.738 --> 00:04:24.158 Ooh! Turbulence! 58 00:04:24.183 --> 00:04:25.933 I felt that in my stomach! 59 00:04:26.652 --> 00:04:28.769 I hope there is much more turbulence. 60 00:04:31.847 --> 00:04:32.800 [barks] 61 00:04:33.033 --> 00:04:34.181 Stoli! No! 62 00:04:37.516 --> 00:04:38.782 Sorry. Sorry, yo. 63 00:04:42.976 --> 00:04:44.414 Sorry, sorry. 64 00:04:44.453 --> 00:04:45.633 [Stage whispering.] Stoli! 65 00:04:48.594 --> 00:04:49.617 Stoli? 66 00:04:52.027 --> 00:04:54.910 Ow! What the fuck? Stewardess! 67 00:04:55.300 --> 00:04:56.401 Mr. Don Carlo! 68 00:04:56.932 --> 00:04:58.932 I am so sorry your travel is being interrupted-- 69 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:00.439 Who's damn rat is this! 70 00:05:00.799 --> 00:05:03.056 Stoli is no rat! He is legit dog! 71 00:05:03.211 --> 00:05:06.751 Touch him and I will bust a cap in your ass! 72 00:05:06.937 --> 00:05:09.476 I'm sorry. I will take her back to seat. No problem here. 73 00:05:09.501 --> 00:05:11.765 - No problem? This suit was worn by James Bond... - Haters! 74 00:05:12.148 --> 00:05:13.164 Oh, you know what? 75 00:05:13.273 --> 00:05:14.875 Dogs are not allowed on the plane. 76 00:05:15.007 --> 00:05:16.991 I'm sorry, but there is a dog right there! 77 00:05:17.202 --> 00:05:21.193 Mr. Kissyface is a frequent flyer who has paid for his own seat. 78 00:05:21.405 --> 00:05:22.656 Thank you very much. 79 00:05:22.835 --> 00:05:25.179 Oh, my precious little... 80 00:05:27.502 --> 00:05:30.353 Listen stewardess, why don't you leave that girl's dog alone? 81 00:05:30.461 --> 00:05:32.229 - But-- - Look, what are you gonna do? 82 00:05:32.254 --> 00:05:35.902 You gonna open up a window at fifty million feet, sucking us all out into space 83 00:05:35.927 --> 00:05:38.018 where our heads explode and we die? Come on.. 84 00:05:38.133 --> 00:05:40.933 We're flying at the height of thirty-five thousand feet. 85 00:05:41.336 --> 00:05:44.353 What are you, an astronaut or something? I know how high we're flying. 86 00:05:44.378 --> 00:05:47.062 Who called you over here anyway, stewardess? Come on. 87 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:50.333 I'm a flight attendant. 88 00:05:52.233 --> 00:05:53.163 Thank you 89 00:05:53.655 --> 00:05:55.061 Yeah! No Problem! 90 00:05:56.170 --> 00:05:57.171 No problem. 91 00:06:01.752 --> 00:06:03.614 - Turbulence. - Yeah? 92 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:06.775 Mr. Kissyface and I didn't feel any turbulence. 93 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:07.589 Yeah? 94 00:06:08.345 --> 00:06:12.024 Well no one cares what you or Mr. Kissyface think alright? 95 00:06:12.049 --> 00:06:13.887 So why don't you keep your yaps shut, 96 00:06:14.204 --> 00:06:17.715 unless you plan playing tonsil hockey again with the pooch. 97 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:22.397 Sorry about that Ms., uh? 98 00:06:23.148 --> 00:06:24.189 Natasha. 99 00:06:24.618 --> 00:06:25.446 Natasha. 100 00:06:26.827 --> 00:06:27.760 It's a pleasure. 101 00:06:29.342 --> 00:06:30.967 Please, join me. 102 00:06:33.067 --> 00:06:35.279 Lucky you have empty seat next to you. 103 00:06:36.365 --> 00:06:37.879 No luck at all. 104 00:06:38.294 --> 00:06:41.254 I always buy an extra seat when I travel. 105 00:06:41.676 --> 00:06:45.231 You know, just in case I meet someone worth traveling with. 106 00:06:54.733 --> 00:06:56.038 What are you doing? 107 00:06:57.405 --> 00:07:00.148 Letting sexy wind blow hair? 108 00:07:01.173 --> 00:07:04.321 I am like Russian Marilyn Monroe, don't you think? 109 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:09.628 Hey. 110 00:07:09.653 --> 00:07:11.390 Hey I think you've got the wrong seat. 111 00:07:11.415 --> 00:07:13.849 My wife actually just went to the bathroom real quick, 112 00:07:13.874 --> 00:07:18.731 I think she's coming back in like two seconds. Just so you know, so if you can-- 113 00:07:24.106 --> 00:07:25.004 Can I help you? 114 00:07:26.082 --> 00:07:27.792 I like your bling! 115 00:07:27.957 --> 00:07:28.519 My... 116 00:07:29.067 --> 00:07:31.458 No this is not, its a wedding ring. 117 00:07:31.674 --> 00:07:34.518 For my wife who's coming back in two seconds. 118 00:07:34.650 --> 00:07:37.226 So if you can move seats for me that would be... 119 00:07:37.251 --> 00:07:38.946 I want to be one of you. 120 00:07:39.183 --> 00:07:40.933 Uh, one of what? Uhm... 121 00:07:41.246 --> 00:07:42.246 As a rapper. 122 00:07:43.434 --> 00:07:46.167 No.. um, what kind of racist shit is.. no I'm not a rapper. 123 00:07:46.361 --> 00:07:49.659 Alright just because I'm black doesn't make a rapper. I'm a business man. 124 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:52.759 You are my brotha from anotha motha, G! 125 00:07:52.784 --> 00:07:54.573 Can I spit on your next album? 126 00:07:54.598 --> 00:07:56.215 No, please. Please don't. 127 00:07:56.308 --> 00:07:59.267 I don't want you spitting on anything that I own. At all. No. 128 00:07:59.301 --> 00:08:01.823 I got hoes in different area codes, 129 00:08:01.848 --> 00:08:04.900 my homie, my dawg, my nigga-- 130 00:08:04.925 --> 00:08:06.206 Hey, hey! What? 131 00:08:06.231 --> 00:08:07.518 What the hell did you just say to me? 132 00:08:07.543 --> 00:08:08.821 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 133 00:08:08.846 --> 00:08:11.493 Sorry nothing. Better get your ass back over there before you see a real nigga today! 134 00:08:11.518 --> 00:08:14.494 - Move back. Move back. Move back. - Sorry. Sory. Sorry, yo. 135 00:08:16.088 --> 00:08:17.947 Whoops! Sorry, sorry. 136 00:08:20.252 --> 00:08:21.141 What happened? 137 00:08:21.300 --> 00:08:22.861 I met a real rapper. 138 00:08:23.284 --> 00:08:24.564 Stewardess! 139 00:08:24.745 --> 00:08:26.948 I sat in his bitch's seat. 140 00:08:29.133 --> 00:08:30.033 Where's Natasha? 141 00:08:30.907 --> 00:08:32.054 Yeah, yeah. 142 00:08:32.079 --> 00:08:34.130 I’m like a Francis Ford Coppola and 143 00:08:34.155 --> 00:08:37.194 Steven Speilberg all rolled into one with a little Jerry Bruckheimer. 144 00:08:37.219 --> 00:08:39.274 - I didn't know that! - Yeah... 145 00:08:40.024 --> 00:08:41.313 Listen uhm... 146 00:08:41.844 --> 00:08:42.539 Here. 147 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:44.600 Take this. 148 00:08:45.100 --> 00:08:46.100 What is this? 149 00:08:47.057 --> 00:08:49.111 You can use it to get anything you want. 150 00:08:49.213 --> 00:08:50.543 You and your friends. 151 00:08:50.783 --> 00:08:52.533 Uhh, it's like credit card? 152 00:08:53.229 --> 00:08:54.984 [Chuckles.] 153 00:08:55.009 --> 00:08:57.014 Yeah, yeah. It's like credit card. 154 00:08:57.962 --> 00:08:59.353 Anything you want. 155 00:08:59.967 --> 00:09:02.556 I must show my girls! May I show it to girls? 156 00:09:02.581 --> 00:09:03.349 Absolutely! 157 00:09:10.565 --> 00:09:12.096 Oh my God. 158 00:09:12.533 --> 00:09:15.200 She's dumb as a box of retarded hammers. 159 00:09:16.700 --> 00:09:18.033 [snaps] Just what I needed. 160 00:09:19.660 --> 00:09:20.630 Hi. 161 00:09:28.433 --> 00:09:29.964 He's dumber than I thought. 162 00:09:29.989 --> 00:09:30.878 What is that? 163 00:09:30.903 --> 00:09:32.436 This is like a credit card. 164 00:09:32.576 --> 00:09:34.520 Oh my god, is that a black card? 165 00:09:34.545 --> 00:09:35.262 What does that mean? 166 00:09:35.629 --> 00:09:37.636 It's like Jay-Z has. No limit. 167 00:09:42.629 --> 00:09:43.967 This isn't right. 168 00:09:43.992 --> 00:09:46.879 By the way Lalya I think I saw a real rapper overthere. 169 00:09:46.904 --> 00:09:47.858 I know. 170 00:09:55.904 --> 00:09:57.654 Bravo! Bravo! 171 00:10:12.696 --> 00:10:14.446 Are you with the hospitality crew? 172 00:10:24.376 --> 00:10:27.108 Where is it? 173 00:10:28.469 --> 00:10:30.586 Are you playing on a pogo stick or something overthere? 174 00:10:30.900 --> 00:10:31.967 I'm not playing. 175 00:10:42.422 --> 00:10:45.384 Don, for the last time. 176 00:10:45.626 --> 00:10:46.915 Where is it!? 177 00:10:51.180 --> 00:10:52.143 Did you lose something? 178 00:10:52.168 --> 00:10:56.110 I mean, you know, besides from the hormones that you need to grow outside puberty. 179 00:11:01.996 --> 00:11:03.222 Search it again. 180 00:11:05.400 --> 00:11:08.011 We did search it again. We have to let him go. 181 00:11:13.448 --> 00:11:14.838 Ow! Watch it! 182 00:11:15.909 --> 00:11:16.772 I'm sorry. 183 00:11:16.797 --> 00:11:19.862 I thought I was loosening instead of tightening. 184 00:11:20.143 --> 00:11:20.967 Ow! 185 00:11:24.467 --> 00:11:25.510 You're free to go. 186 00:11:30.534 --> 00:11:31.211 Don! 187 00:11:33.221 --> 00:11:35.229 Welcome to Los Angeles. 188 00:11:46.975 --> 00:11:47.655 Look! 189 00:11:49.451 --> 00:11:51.195 It is probably the American way of say hello. 190 00:11:54.900 --> 00:11:55.967 Be careful Anya. 191 00:11:57.367 --> 00:11:59.796 People over here are so kind and welcoming! 192 00:12:01.283 --> 00:12:03.633 Look! Film makers with my name on sign! 193 00:12:04.711 --> 00:12:06.290 Where is sign with my name? 194 00:12:06.933 --> 00:12:10.140 I must be the first choice for 'Beautiful Russian Girl Number One'. [kiss] 195 00:12:10.584 --> 00:12:15.982 I'll show you who is first choice for 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One'. [kiss] 196 00:12:16.177 --> 00:12:19.037 First show me where the sign with your name is. 197 00:12:20.794 --> 00:12:21.567 Anya! 198 00:12:25.300 --> 00:12:26.700 Saratova? 199 00:12:29.752 --> 00:12:32.737 How come I get harassed every time I get to the fucking airport? 200 00:12:32.762 --> 00:12:35.073 Profiling because you're an Italian man named Don? 201 00:12:35.914 --> 00:12:36.851 Shut up! 202 00:12:39.771 --> 00:12:42.146 Maybe it's because you actually are involved in organized crime. 203 00:12:42.171 --> 00:12:43.442 We gotta follow that limo! 204 00:12:43.674 --> 00:12:44.869 - Yes Sir! - Shut up! 205 00:12:45.333 --> 00:12:46.873 When do we arrive at the crib? 206 00:12:47.177 --> 00:12:49.262 Or do we go straight to the studio? 207 00:12:50.801 --> 00:12:52.145 Stop it, they're watching you. 208 00:12:52.710 --> 00:12:54.118 Of course they are looking at me. 209 00:12:54.143 --> 00:12:56.893 I am the muckety-muck of a big, important movie now. 210 00:12:57.600 --> 00:12:58.428 Muckety-muck? 211 00:12:58.506 --> 00:13:00.053 Muckety-muck, big pimping, 212 00:13:00.093 --> 00:13:03.053 mothafucka, boss, diva, the shit. Got it? 213 00:13:07.436 --> 00:13:08.858 I don't know where we're going. 214 00:13:09.700 --> 00:13:10.365 Hello? 215 00:13:11.374 --> 00:13:13.459 What do you mean? I'm in the limo with-- 216 00:13:17.842 --> 00:13:18.920 Driver! 217 00:13:19.552 --> 00:13:21.248 Stop the car. 218 00:13:22.959 --> 00:13:26.060 You are not Saratova! 219 00:13:26.462 --> 00:13:27.775 She is Saratova. 220 00:13:27.800 --> 00:13:29.892 Katherine Saratova? 221 00:13:29.917 --> 00:13:31.275 No! Lalya Saratova. 222 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:33.756 Are you Saratova? 223 00:13:34.133 --> 00:13:35.733 Beautiful Russian girls. 224 00:13:36.333 --> 00:13:38.950 You are one big mistake! 225 00:13:39.733 --> 00:13:44.686 I see girls like you come to LA in patterns. 226 00:13:44.975 --> 00:13:48.778 This town will eat you up and spit you out. 227 00:13:50.472 --> 00:13:51.307 [yelling] 228 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:05.409 Next time, don't just get into someone's car! 229 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:12.351 My purse! Stop! Stop! 230 00:14:12.922 --> 00:14:14.297 Stoli! 231 00:14:15.656 --> 00:14:17.336 Stoli is in there! 232 00:14:19.700 --> 00:14:20.914 Im so sorry Lalya 233 00:14:21.209 --> 00:14:24.084 Are you sorry beautiful Russian girl number one? 234 00:14:34.560 --> 00:14:35.591 Don Carlo! 235 00:14:36.133 --> 00:14:37.758 Can I give you girls a lift? 236 00:14:38.125 --> 00:14:43.036 I mean, you know, unless this little slice of heaven is your final destination? 237 00:14:44.267 --> 00:14:45.594 Sure! 238 00:14:50.698 --> 00:14:53.695 Weren't we warned a minute ago not to get into someone's car? 239 00:14:54.094 --> 00:14:56.156 Anya come on! You preffer stay here? 240 00:14:57.149 --> 00:15:00.296 Am I the only one who remembers the airport security taking this man away? 241 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:03.226 I wouldn't get in that car baby! 242 00:15:04.258 --> 00:15:06.208 You can stay here with me. 243 00:15:08.533 --> 00:15:10.009 I don't go, I don't go.. 244 00:15:10.774 --> 00:15:12.907 You can stay here with me! 245 00:15:23.867 --> 00:15:27.929 ...so I told her I'm an expert at fitting big things in little spaces. 246 00:15:33.211 --> 00:15:34.765 Hey pig dropping! Why are we turning? 247 00:15:34.790 --> 00:15:35.896 You're suppose to stay on the road! 248 00:15:36.430 --> 00:15:37.406 There's a detour. 249 00:15:37.765 --> 00:15:40.913 They're always working on the roads but they never get any better. 250 00:15:41.148 --> 00:15:42.062 You know? 251 00:15:42.601 --> 00:15:43.390 Yeah. 252 00:15:48.708 --> 00:15:50.506 Okay, now why are we stopping? 253 00:15:50.867 --> 00:15:52.468 A construction worker has stopped us. 254 00:15:54.331 --> 00:15:56.069 He wants us to get out of the car. 255 00:15:56.333 --> 00:15:57.620 Nobody's getting out of the car. 256 00:15:58.059 --> 00:16:00.002 Don't worry girls. It's okay, it's alright. 257 00:16:00.228 --> 00:16:02.469 Turn the car around and get us the hell out of here now. 258 00:16:06.597 --> 00:16:07.645 Shit. 259 00:16:08.004 --> 00:16:09.108 [gunshots] 260 00:16:09.133 --> 00:16:10.840 [screams] 261 00:16:12.617 --> 00:16:14.374 [gunshots] 262 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:15.601 Did you die on me? 263 00:16:25.868 --> 00:16:27.930 [screaming continues] 264 00:16:29.666 --> 00:16:30.557 Shit! 265 00:16:33.220 --> 00:16:34.025 Please. 266 00:16:53.900 --> 00:16:55.833 I thought I was in heaven. 267 00:16:56.860 --> 00:17:00.673 I thought I was in heaven until you popped that bubble. 268 00:17:10.233 --> 00:17:11.293 What time is it? 269 00:17:17.952 --> 00:17:19.850 I have to be on time for audition. 270 00:17:21.118 --> 00:17:22.970 This is all your fault! 271 00:17:23.233 --> 00:17:24.631 My fault? 272 00:17:26.086 --> 00:17:28.822 You... You got us in wrong car 273 00:17:28.847 --> 00:17:31.313 and kicked out in middle of nowhere! 274 00:17:31.477 --> 00:17:32.563 Leave her alone, Natasha. 275 00:17:32.588 --> 00:17:35.007 She just thought it was a pick up for the movie. 276 00:17:35.575 --> 00:17:36.773 Why would movie pick her? 277 00:17:36.798 --> 00:17:39.397 She is not 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One' material! 278 00:17:39.422 --> 00:17:40.282 No? 279 00:17:40.447 --> 00:17:41.219 No! 280 00:17:41.244 --> 00:17:43.103 I'm definitely not in heaven. 281 00:17:43.322 --> 00:17:46.220 If we miss the audition, it will be your bad, yo. 282 00:17:46.294 --> 00:17:49.150 You are the one who got us involved with that Don Carlo thug! 283 00:17:49.228 --> 00:17:49.978 Puto. 284 00:17:50.086 --> 00:17:54.335 Only because your dog ran in first class and bit his ankle! 285 00:17:54.609 --> 00:17:55.546 Where are you going? 286 00:17:55.812 --> 00:17:56.937 See where we are. 287 00:17:57.437 --> 00:17:59.437 But there could be murderers right outside that door. 288 00:17:59.462 --> 00:18:01.984 I hope there are. Walk out there, bitch! 289 00:18:02.745 --> 00:18:05.354 If they wanted us dead we would be dead already. 290 00:18:07.510 --> 00:18:10.423 Wow. She actually makes a good point here. 291 00:18:14.667 --> 00:18:17.665 Whoah! Where do you think you're going? 292 00:18:18.985 --> 00:18:21.642 I'm looking for the ladies place. 293 00:18:22.494 --> 00:18:24.142 Ladies pla-- What? 294 00:18:26.567 --> 00:18:29.543 Bathroom, restroom , toilet? 295 00:18:30.340 --> 00:18:32.746 I mean it's not up to me. 296 00:18:33.879 --> 00:18:36.082 Please. Just one minute I... 297 00:18:36.107 --> 00:18:37.262 Okay, okay, ahh... 298 00:18:37.895 --> 00:18:39.254 Okay listen ahh... 299 00:18:39.541 --> 00:18:42.935 Just be quick, okay? Down the hall, third door. 300 00:18:43.306 --> 00:18:45.149 - Okay? Just be quick. - Okay. 301 00:18:45.174 --> 00:18:46.846 Okay? Be really quick. 302 00:18:46.871 --> 00:18:48.072 Really quick. 303 00:18:50.328 --> 00:18:51.328 Spasibo. 304 00:18:52.754 --> 00:18:54.553 Just quick. Hurry back please. 305 00:19:12.567 --> 00:19:15.449 No, it's okay. Everything's good. It's fine. Yeah 306 00:19:24.691 --> 00:19:26.221 It's just they have guns. 307 00:19:27.043 --> 00:19:28.793 They have guns... 308 00:19:29.254 --> 00:19:30.496 [gunshot] 309 00:19:32.538 --> 00:19:33.605 Was that a gunshot? 310 00:19:34.655 --> 00:19:35.283 No! 311 00:19:35.799 --> 00:19:37.736 First Stoli, now Natasha! 312 00:19:38.354 --> 00:19:39.831 No, we don't know they shot Natasha. 313 00:19:40.393 --> 00:19:42.245 [gasping] [shushing] 314 00:19:42.270 --> 00:19:43.862 [whispering] It's me, it's just me. Okay? 315 00:19:45.541 --> 00:19:46.549 Who else would they cap? 316 00:19:46.978 --> 00:19:49.229 The last thing I did was call her a bitch 317 00:19:49.254 --> 00:19:51.081 and say I hope there is a murderer out there. 318 00:19:51.658 --> 00:19:52.910 We have to get out of here. 319 00:19:54.899 --> 00:19:55.564 Let's go! 320 00:19:58.042 --> 00:19:59.212 We're only a floor up. 321 00:20:10.776 --> 00:20:11.948 Rip this into strips. 322 00:20:29.101 --> 00:20:31.186 You need to stay here! 323 00:20:46.367 --> 00:20:47.950 You are going without me? 324 00:20:47.975 --> 00:20:51.077 Oh, Natasha! We thought you was wacked! 325 00:20:51.343 --> 00:20:52.507 Just as you wanted! 326 00:20:52.532 --> 00:20:54.200 You leave me for dead? 327 00:20:54.365 --> 00:20:55.467 Fine. Go! 328 00:20:55.467 --> 00:20:56.827 Are you kidding? 329 00:20:56.953 --> 00:20:57.654 No. 330 00:20:57.679 --> 00:20:58.732 Okay. Okay. 331 00:20:58.806 --> 00:21:00.921 Stay here with murderers instead of coming with us. 332 00:21:01.859 --> 00:21:02.555 Stay. 333 00:21:03.491 --> 00:21:04.585 Okay coming. 334 00:21:05.015 --> 00:21:06.430 But I am still not talking to her. 335 00:21:06.455 --> 00:21:07.211 Let's go. 336 00:21:08.548 --> 00:21:10.079 Natasha, Where are you going? 337 00:21:10.790 --> 00:21:12.616 I am looking for my purse. 338 00:21:12.641 --> 00:21:13.833 Well it's not there. 339 00:21:13.833 --> 00:21:15.433 It must be here. 340 00:21:15.458 --> 00:21:16.419 It's not there. 341 00:21:16.444 --> 00:21:17.513 But I need it! 342 00:21:17.665 --> 00:21:19.774 You need to get out of here. Come on. 343 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:21.142 Where is my purse? 344 00:21:22.467 --> 00:21:24.365 No Natasha, I checked the whole room. 345 00:21:24.700 --> 00:21:26.387 Are you sure it's not here? 346 00:21:26.888 --> 00:21:28.973 Yes. It probably got left in Don Carlo's car. 347 00:21:31.867 --> 00:21:34.932 There was a drive by shooting in Los Angeles tonight. 348 00:21:35.108 --> 00:21:37.484 Two victims found death inside a limousine. 349 00:21:37.509 --> 00:21:42.042 Investigators say it may or it may not be a gang related incident. 350 00:21:42.067 --> 00:21:43.067 A dead end! 351 00:21:59.933 --> 00:22:00.816 Maybe not. 352 00:22:03.972 --> 00:22:05.268 I think I saw this girl 353 00:22:05.620 --> 00:22:09.745 and two others arriving at LAX from the same airplane as Don Carlo. 354 00:22:12.974 --> 00:22:13.920 Go to the airlines, 355 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:15.646 and find out who she was sitting with. 356 00:22:19.786 --> 00:22:20.950 Let's go. 357 00:22:23.267 --> 00:22:24.372 Just jump! 358 00:22:24.754 --> 00:22:27.191 Natasha, we both jump on the count of three. 359 00:22:27.434 --> 00:22:28.129 Okay. 360 00:22:29.511 --> 00:22:30.233 One... 361 00:22:32.152 --> 00:22:32.856 Two... 362 00:22:33.918 --> 00:22:35.434 [screaming] 363 00:22:36.301 --> 00:22:37.793 No, no, no... 364 00:22:43.433 --> 00:22:44.488 Hey! 365 00:22:46.667 --> 00:22:47.667 Go go go! 366 00:22:51.734 --> 00:22:53.241 Oh God, he's gonna kill me. 367 00:22:54.617 --> 00:22:56.226 Okay, unless. 368 00:22:57.671 --> 00:22:59.031 [screaming] 369 00:23:10.257 --> 00:23:11.226 Stop! 370 00:23:12.281 --> 00:23:13.531 Why are you not stopping? 371 00:23:14.015 --> 00:23:15.466 We've got to bail, yo! 372 00:23:16.867 --> 00:23:17.731 Stop! 373 00:23:18.632 --> 00:23:20.175 She is really leaving us. 374 00:23:21.608 --> 00:23:22.741 I have to find it. 375 00:23:23.167 --> 00:23:24.679 Your purse is gone. Forget it! 376 00:23:24.704 --> 00:23:27.492 I'm not talking about my old purse, I'm talking about black card. 377 00:23:27.517 --> 00:23:29.202 I don't remember where I put it. 378 00:23:29.227 --> 00:23:30.858 You lost Jay-Z's black card? 379 00:23:30.883 --> 00:23:33.938 Don Carlo's black card. And shut up please. 380 00:23:33.963 --> 00:23:35.451 I'm not talking to you! 381 00:23:36.476 --> 00:23:39.329 Anya! Anya come back! 382 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:48.929 The black card is right here! 383 00:23:48.954 --> 00:23:50.462 Anya must have dropped it. 384 00:23:50.766 --> 00:23:51.478 What? 385 00:23:51.624 --> 00:23:54.609 She's gacked it, jacked it, stold it! 386 00:23:54.961 --> 00:23:56.260 Give me my card! 387 00:23:57.273 --> 00:23:58.562 I cant believe it! 388 00:23:58.800 --> 00:24:00.217 And you were mad at me? 389 00:24:00.360 --> 00:24:03.251 And I'm still mad at you and her too because she stole my card! 390 00:24:03.276 --> 00:24:04.892 And leave it with you! 391 00:24:07.867 --> 00:24:09.593 She running in cirles? 392 00:24:10.127 --> 00:24:11.369 Where are you going? 393 00:24:11.733 --> 00:24:13.386 My profession wants this card? 394 00:24:13.678 --> 00:24:16.240 Ok. I will give it to him and he will let me go. 395 00:24:16.265 --> 00:24:17.760 And I will go to my audition. 396 00:24:17.785 --> 00:24:19.623 And you both will go to hell! 397 00:24:20.449 --> 00:24:22.667 You go to hell, join Marilyn Monroe there. 398 00:24:23.316 --> 00:24:24.222 What you say? 399 00:24:25.120 --> 00:24:27.341 You just said that Marylin in hell? 400 00:24:28.334 --> 00:24:30.333 What did you say right now? 401 00:24:30.358 --> 00:24:32.014 Marilyn in the hell? 402 00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:34.272 This is you in the hell! 403 00:25:02.942 --> 00:25:03.989 Where are you going? 404 00:25:04.014 --> 00:25:05.238 Stop it! 405 00:25:05.263 --> 00:25:07.920 I have to go and then never see you again. 406 00:25:08.285 --> 00:25:09.689 Except at the audition. 407 00:25:09.714 --> 00:25:11.113 Where I will crush you. 408 00:25:11.402 --> 00:25:13.402 There is one problem with your plan. 409 00:25:13.457 --> 00:25:15.293 What is the problem with my plan? 410 00:25:15.370 --> 00:25:16.589 It is stupid. 411 00:25:17.267 --> 00:25:19.346 Are you calling me stupid, stupid? 412 00:25:19.624 --> 00:25:23.110 You go back and give him that card and he will wack you Natasha. 413 00:25:23.135 --> 00:25:24.220 - Stop it! - She's right. 414 00:25:24.245 --> 00:25:25.495 [screaming] 415 00:25:25.520 --> 00:25:26.723 Okay please, please -- 416 00:25:26.748 --> 00:25:28.242 [groans in pain] 417 00:25:28.267 --> 00:25:31.279 They will kill you. Just like you saw him kill my friends in the library. 418 00:25:32.169 --> 00:25:35.129 Well, one was a friend, 419 00:25:35.154 --> 00:25:36.730 one was my cousin, 420 00:25:38.091 --> 00:25:39.863 and the other guy was just some guy I work with. 421 00:25:42.196 --> 00:25:43.136 Natasha 422 00:25:44.122 --> 00:25:45.450 is a pretty name. 423 00:25:46.083 --> 00:25:47.852 Listen, okay. [screaming] 424 00:25:49.286 --> 00:25:50.739 I can help you guys get out of here. 425 00:25:51.145 --> 00:25:54.254 If you can help me get to the hospital. 426 00:25:54.684 --> 00:25:56.714 How can you help us get out of here? 427 00:25:59.733 --> 00:26:00.733 I have a car. 428 00:26:05.998 --> 00:26:08.457 Okay, just take that. Just don't get rolled in. 429 00:26:08.482 --> 00:26:09.279 Anya! 430 00:26:16.933 --> 00:26:19.216 One more month and I would have had a company car. 431 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:21.467 Unlock the door. 432 00:26:26.196 --> 00:26:27.828 God, I hate this car. 433 00:26:28.696 --> 00:26:29.891 Oh no, don't touch it! 434 00:26:29.916 --> 00:26:31.578 - Okay I got it. - Ah. 435 00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:46.848 - Turn the wheel. - Just keep it going, just... 436 00:26:48.333 --> 00:26:49.333 Ow! 437 00:26:53.533 --> 00:26:55.642 I don't actually know how to drive. 438 00:27:19.362 --> 00:27:21.029 Why did you stop the car? 439 00:27:21.900 --> 00:27:23.287 Who is the stupid one now? 440 00:27:23.933 --> 00:27:24.933 It's still you. 441 00:27:24.967 --> 00:27:25.823 Sorry-- 442 00:27:26.096 --> 00:27:27.315 Uhh, Herman. 443 00:27:27.667 --> 00:27:30.135 Sorry, Herman. I didn't mean to smother you. 444 00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:31.152 No, it's okay. 445 00:27:31.777 --> 00:27:32.769 I kind of liked it. 446 00:27:35.233 --> 00:27:36.233 It doesn't start. 447 00:27:36.904 --> 00:27:40.051 If I miss audition it's just because you both can't drive! 448 00:27:40.076 --> 00:27:42.989 You are more worried about your audition when they are trying to kill us? 449 00:27:43.466 --> 00:27:44.896 You're stupider than Lalya! 450 00:27:44.900 --> 00:27:47.087 Oh God, I can't stand this car. 451 00:27:59.308 --> 00:28:00.308 Anya! 452 00:28:00.533 --> 00:28:01.733 She ran off again! 453 00:28:02.306 --> 00:28:04.010 You can't leave us here! 454 00:28:04.433 --> 00:28:05.642 Looks like she can! 455 00:28:19.840 --> 00:28:23.046 Ow! You can't leave me here. 456 00:28:23.482 --> 00:28:24.708 Looks like we can. 457 00:28:25.233 --> 00:28:26.233 But im dying. 458 00:28:26.233 --> 00:28:27.433 You are not dying. 459 00:28:27.433 --> 00:28:29.637 Even if I'm not, which I am, 460 00:28:30.646 --> 00:28:33.342 if they catch me here without you guys, they will kill me. 461 00:28:43.367 --> 00:28:45.437 Oh shit No, not my dress! 462 00:28:46.564 --> 00:28:48.646 Ha, ha! To you I'm on the safe place 463 00:28:48.671 --> 00:28:50.236 and they will catch you. 464 00:28:52.467 --> 00:28:53.275 How did you--? 465 00:28:53.300 --> 00:28:54.722 Who is the stupid one now? 466 00:28:54.747 --> 00:28:55.487 Him! 467 00:29:01.262 --> 00:29:02.684 [screaming] 468 00:29:03.551 --> 00:29:04.567 No one move! 469 00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:06.267 I said no one move! 470 00:29:13.767 --> 00:29:15.337 Go get the other one, okay? I've got this one. 471 00:29:15.933 --> 00:29:17.331 Oh, man! What happened to your leg? 472 00:29:17.356 --> 00:29:18.058 Nothing. 473 00:29:18.261 --> 00:29:20.261 Nothing? You have a bone sticking out! 474 00:29:20.286 --> 00:29:22.292 Don't worry about it, okay? It happens all the time. 475 00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:24.776 Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna go get the other one? 476 00:29:29.700 --> 00:29:32.466 I think we can make it out to that road, 477 00:29:32.491 --> 00:29:33.544 if you help me, okay? 478 00:29:33.569 --> 00:29:34.350 What? 479 00:29:37.104 --> 00:29:39.681 You just pull gun on me and my ex-friend, 480 00:29:39.706 --> 00:29:41.783 and now you're asking me for help? 481 00:29:43.201 --> 00:29:43.971 Look. 482 00:29:45.549 --> 00:29:47.705 That guy, he's got asthma. 483 00:29:47.884 --> 00:29:51.205 Alright he won't make it two feet without wheezing. 484 00:29:51.432 --> 00:29:53.463 Please listen to me. Your ex- 485 00:29:53.721 --> 00:29:55.808 Your friend My ex-friend. 486 00:29:55.833 --> 00:29:57.317 Oh my God, your fat friend. 487 00:29:57.767 --> 00:29:58.692 Ex-friends. 488 00:29:59.291 --> 00:30:00.572 Will outrun him. 489 00:30:01.111 --> 00:30:03.212 Please, please. 490 00:30:04.181 --> 00:30:05.957 Just help me get to a hospital, 491 00:30:05.982 --> 00:30:08.742 and I will help you get to your audition. 492 00:30:09.099 --> 00:30:10.099 Audition? 493 00:30:10.708 --> 00:30:11.614 Yes, audition. 494 00:30:12.856 --> 00:30:14.309 Stand up! 495 00:30:15.833 --> 00:30:17.833 God your strong. Okay. 496 00:30:58.167 --> 00:30:58.987 Good evening. 497 00:30:59.104 --> 00:31:05.170 Hello little deary! What are you doing out here at this time at night? And all alone. 498 00:31:05.549 --> 00:31:07.917 You are alone, right? 499 00:31:08.473 --> 00:31:09.041 Yes. 500 00:31:09.682 --> 00:31:11.729 Oh perfect! 501 00:31:12.060 --> 00:31:14.458 I mean, why don't you come on in? 502 00:31:14.638 --> 00:31:16.112 Come in, little deary. 503 00:31:16.300 --> 00:31:17.822 Thank you so much. Thank you. 504 00:31:35.101 --> 00:31:36.381 Did you see that? 505 00:31:36.810 --> 00:31:39.000 How sexy wind made me? 506 00:31:39.467 --> 00:31:40.919 I didn't even try. 507 00:31:41.300 --> 00:31:42.878 Sorry. I must have missed it. 508 00:31:44.156 --> 00:31:46.949 How could you miss sexy like Marilyn Monroe. 509 00:31:46.974 --> 00:31:47.933 Stop! 510 00:31:50.333 --> 00:31:53.302 Oh, I can not believe you just stopped for this vag bag. 511 00:31:53.415 --> 00:31:55.387 I told you I was with a woman one time 512 00:31:55.412 --> 00:31:58.418 just to see what it was like and I would never do it again, honey. 513 00:31:59.100 --> 00:32:01.219 Don't you honey me, slut. 514 00:32:02.193 --> 00:32:03.522 Sammy, look at her. 515 00:32:04.131 --> 00:32:05.840 She's obviously in trouble, looking like 516 00:32:05.865 --> 00:32:07.947 Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Marilyn Monroe, 517 00:32:08.772 --> 00:32:10.381 after she was found dead. 518 00:32:10.406 --> 00:32:11.506 Dolboeb! 519 00:32:12.661 --> 00:32:13.359 Hey girl, 520 00:32:14.411 --> 00:32:16.162 you should not be out here dressed like that. 521 00:32:16.364 --> 00:32:17.452 You obviously need help. 522 00:32:17.700 --> 00:32:18.840 We need help. 523 00:32:18.865 --> 00:32:19.793 He's cute. 524 00:32:20.441 --> 00:32:21.479 Cute? 525 00:32:21.979 --> 00:32:25.027 Look at his leg, OMG! 526 00:32:25.455 --> 00:32:27.940 Oh my God, his bone's pointing at me. 527 00:32:28.333 --> 00:32:31.293 Oh, you would like his bone to point at you, now wouldn't you Sammy? 528 00:32:31.575 --> 00:32:32.908 We have to help him. 529 00:32:32.933 --> 00:32:35.114 - No, no, no. - Yes. 530 00:32:35.139 --> 00:32:37.436 I am not getting that on my upholstery. 531 00:32:37.467 --> 00:32:40.628 Stevie, Stevie... we have to help them! 532 00:32:40.653 --> 00:32:42.741 - We have to help them. - No way. 533 00:32:42.766 --> 00:32:45.335 - Go back. - And you think he's cute. 534 00:32:46.167 --> 00:32:47.868 We sacrifice! 535 00:32:47.893 --> 00:32:49.785 We sacrifice! [in unison] 536 00:32:49.973 --> 00:32:54.182 By the strength of Acaat! 537 00:32:54.207 --> 00:32:56.058 A cat? What cat? 538 00:32:56.168 --> 00:33:00.301 To honor Hunab Ku! 539 00:33:01.433 --> 00:33:05.253 We Sacrifice! 540 00:33:05.386 --> 00:33:07.675 Sacrifice? No! Why? 541 00:33:07.863 --> 00:33:10.137 Would someone gag her? 542 00:33:10.162 --> 00:33:11.159 Please! 543 00:33:11.184 --> 00:33:13.770 Why would you sacrifice me? I haven't done anything. 544 00:33:14.167 --> 00:33:17.151 It's not about what you've done deary, 545 00:33:17.380 --> 00:33:21.652 its about what the Mayan gods will do. 546 00:33:21.966 --> 00:33:23.747 We were going out 547 00:33:23.887 --> 00:33:27.419 to find a sacrifice to protect ourselves 548 00:33:27.544 --> 00:33:32.770 from the devastation and the disasters predicted by the Mayan calendar 549 00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:35.242 that ended in 2012. 550 00:33:35.267 --> 00:33:37.808 But 2012 came and there was no disaster. 551 00:33:37.833 --> 00:33:41.051 Do not interrupt me!! 552 00:33:41.533 --> 00:33:42.620 Besides 553 00:33:43.334 --> 00:33:47.413 if 2012 came and went as you say, 554 00:33:47.631 --> 00:33:50.278 why would the gods deliver 555 00:33:50.303 --> 00:33:56.093 a perfect sacrifice to our door step? 556 00:33:57.167 --> 00:33:59.788 Oh deary don't worry. 557 00:33:59.813 --> 00:34:03.881 It's just a little blood letting and decapitation. 558 00:34:07.890 --> 00:34:09.547 That man needs our help! 559 00:34:10.067 --> 00:34:11.067 And you think he's cute? 560 00:34:11.067 --> 00:34:12.457 Yeah he's cute! 561 00:34:14.246 --> 00:34:17.361 You have the audacity to get on to me about the one time I was with a woman 562 00:34:17.386 --> 00:34:18.964 and then tell me you think another man is cute? 563 00:34:18.989 --> 00:34:20.567 No, no way. 564 00:34:20.592 --> 00:34:22.011 I'm definitely not going back! 565 00:34:22.036 --> 00:34:24.000 Go back now. 566 00:34:31.190 --> 00:34:32.377 Speed it up. 567 00:34:32.460 --> 00:34:34.165 By the strength of a cat! 568 00:34:39.790 --> 00:34:41.736 What? What? 569 00:34:43.933 --> 00:34:44.628 Sammy? 570 00:34:46.160 --> 00:34:48.876 OMG 571 00:34:49.728 --> 00:34:51.416 That tire is fucked! 572 00:34:51.517 --> 00:34:54.243 Maybe I can blow some air back into it. 573 00:34:55.821 --> 00:34:56.735 Fuck! 574 00:34:58.595 --> 00:34:59.486 Generic's. 575 00:35:02.242 --> 00:35:03.102 Sammy! 576 00:35:06.890 --> 00:35:08.522 Maybe someone can help us in there. 577 00:35:09.067 --> 00:35:10.609 In that creepy old house? 578 00:35:12.285 --> 00:35:13.266 I have an idea. 579 00:35:13.324 --> 00:35:16.293 You go over there and see if anybody can help us, 580 00:35:16.318 --> 00:35:18.831 and I'm gonna try to blow some air back into that tire. 581 00:35:26.349 --> 00:35:28.091 S...S...Stevie... 582 00:35:34.997 --> 00:35:36.442 By the strength of Acaat. 583 00:35:36.467 --> 00:35:37.864 To honor Hunab Ku. 584 00:35:37.889 --> 00:35:39.275 Hunab Ku! 585 00:35:39.300 --> 00:35:42.753 Oh I don't know, I kinda like it with this whole antebellum architectural flare. 586 00:35:42.778 --> 00:35:46.151 Oh get off it Stevie, this house is neo-eclective and you know it. 587 00:35:46.872 --> 00:35:48.309 [doorbell rings] 588 00:35:48.981 --> 00:35:50.426 [door knocking] 589 00:35:51.200 --> 00:35:53.051 Michael Angelo's Statue of David. 590 00:35:53.767 --> 00:35:54.767 Cellulite. 591 00:35:57.204 --> 00:36:00.348 Would somneone get the door? 592 00:36:01.442 --> 00:36:02.692 [door knocking] 593 00:36:02.833 --> 00:36:04.161 Hello. 594 00:36:05.106 --> 00:36:08.567 See Stevie, this is karma because you didn't help that cute guy on the road. 595 00:36:08.592 --> 00:36:10.699 Could you tell me again just how cute he is? 596 00:36:11.942 --> 00:36:13.334 I'm gonna call the police. 597 00:36:16.333 --> 00:36:17.925 And he was real cute. 598 00:36:18.074 --> 00:36:19.668 Slut. 599 00:36:21.629 --> 00:36:23.318 He must have thought you were cute too, 600 00:36:23.343 --> 00:36:25.646 with the way he was popping that nasty little boner at you. 601 00:36:29.667 --> 00:36:32.803 Oh this is my kind of party. Hey! 602 00:36:34.171 --> 00:36:35.358 I'm right here Sammie! 603 00:36:40.300 --> 00:36:42.503 Nine-one-one, what's the nature of your emergency? 604 00:36:44.533 --> 00:36:45.471 Help! 605 00:36:45.860 --> 00:36:47.867 This is not my kind of party! 606 00:36:47.867 --> 00:36:49.773 What kind of kinky stuff is this? 607 00:36:49.798 --> 00:36:51.597 This is your fault, Stevie! 608 00:36:51.622 --> 00:36:54.176 This isn't just karma, it's karmageddon! 609 00:36:54.201 --> 00:36:56.091 Do something! They're going to kill us! 610 00:36:57.208 --> 00:36:58.907 I want my mommy! 611 00:36:58.932 --> 00:37:01.067 I wish my daddy loved me! 612 00:37:02.496 --> 00:37:04.263 [screaming] 613 00:37:04.288 --> 00:37:05.990 Shut up! 614 00:37:11.967 --> 00:37:15.123 We sacrifice! 615 00:37:21.974 --> 00:37:22.857 Hey, ese! 616 00:37:22.979 --> 00:37:24.756 What you doin' with that señorita? 617 00:37:24.916 --> 00:37:26.596 Are you serious right now, holmes? 618 00:37:26.621 --> 00:37:29.111 You lookin' to have a fiesta where you're the pinata fool? 619 00:37:36.399 --> 00:37:38.930 Baby bye bye bye. Bye bye! 620 00:37:40.157 --> 00:37:41.407 That was awesome! 621 00:37:41.432 --> 00:37:44.375 I can't believe that fool thought we were gangsters. 622 00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.345 Jesus! That pinata line--brilliant! 623 00:37:47.571 --> 00:37:48.540 Up top. 624 00:37:50.097 --> 00:37:51.565 Why don't you back up man. 625 00:37:52.762 --> 00:37:53.567 Are you okay? 626 00:37:55.331 --> 00:37:59.034 I'm Jesus, this is Jesse, Jorge, and Carlos. 627 00:37:59.675 --> 00:38:01.511 - I'm Jesse. - I'm Carlos. 628 00:38:01.536 --> 00:38:02.590 I mean, I'm Jorge. 629 00:38:03.122 --> 00:38:04.622 Really, you don't know your name? 630 00:38:05.442 --> 00:38:07.112 We're the next big boy-band: 631 00:38:07.371 --> 00:38:08.900 The Hombres. 632 00:38:10.722 --> 00:38:12.333 No man! I don't like that name. 633 00:38:13.581 --> 00:38:15.189 The Front Road Fellas! 634 00:38:15.214 --> 00:38:16.815 Nah, nah that's too derivative. 635 00:38:17.073 --> 00:38:20.221 We should be called For Her Ears Only. 636 00:38:20.246 --> 00:38:21.706 What do y'all think? Cool? 637 00:38:21.731 --> 00:38:22.439 Hell no. 638 00:38:22.464 --> 00:38:24.573 But that's gonna discount our male friends. 639 00:38:24.598 --> 00:38:26.332 We're still working on the name, you know? 640 00:38:28.285 --> 00:38:29.600 Bubble gum, boys? 641 00:38:31.704 --> 00:38:33.191 Yeah! The bubble gum boys. 642 00:38:33.648 --> 00:38:34.833 The Bubble Gum Boys? 643 00:38:34.833 --> 00:38:35.968 The Bubble Gum Boys. 644 00:38:35.993 --> 00:38:37.407 We are The Bubble Gum Boys! 645 00:38:37.432 --> 00:38:39.712 [cheering] 646 00:38:40.768 --> 00:38:41.908 Hey put that gun down. 647 00:38:41.933 --> 00:38:44.393 Put that gun in the glove box with the rest of them. 648 00:38:44.418 --> 00:38:45.691 - Yeah, you're right. - Quit pointing it! 649 00:38:45.716 --> 00:38:46.637 Idiot. 650 00:38:46.662 --> 00:38:48.848 - That's your homeboy. - That's your son, man. 651 00:38:49.775 --> 00:38:50.661 Need a ride? 652 00:39:12.267 --> 00:39:12.974 Please, 653 00:39:12.999 --> 00:39:14.204 promise 654 00:39:15.259 --> 00:39:16.566 you'll get me to the hospital. 655 00:39:17.173 --> 00:39:18.501 I'll hold my promise. 656 00:39:18.526 --> 00:39:19.585 You promise? 657 00:39:23.235 --> 00:39:23.889 Stop! 658 00:39:24.891 --> 00:39:25.954 Stop! 659 00:39:26.446 --> 00:39:27.407 Stop! 660 00:39:28.072 --> 00:39:31.798 Stop! 661 00:39:35.494 --> 00:39:36.416 Freeze! 662 00:39:38.501 --> 00:39:40.985 What are you doing in here? 663 00:39:41.579 --> 00:39:44.189 This is a private residence, officers. 664 00:39:45.233 --> 00:39:47.300 Did we just bust in on an orgy? 665 00:39:47.300 --> 00:39:50.971 This is going to be one of those privacy of your own home cases. 666 00:39:51.104 --> 00:39:53.270 No. The broken down car in front, 667 00:39:53.792 --> 00:39:56.034 nine-one-one call, cell phone on porch. 668 00:39:56.059 --> 00:39:57.471 We had reasonable cause, right? 669 00:39:57.854 --> 00:39:59.182 I don't know, 670 00:39:59.635 --> 00:40:03.178 but I'm not gonna stand in front a judge on that one again. 671 00:40:03.203 --> 00:40:04.299 You've got that one right. 672 00:40:05.452 --> 00:40:08.599 Ma'am we're sorry to interrupt. You have a lovely, lovely home. 673 00:40:09.374 --> 00:40:10.679 Continue with your orgy. 674 00:40:11.093 --> 00:40:13.030 [mumbling through gag] 675 00:40:13.055 --> 00:40:15.062 Oh, just to make sure, 676 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.694 everyone in here is a consenting adult, right? 677 00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:19.461 Oh, certainly, yes. 678 00:40:20.055 --> 00:40:20.860 Good, okay. 679 00:40:21.500 --> 00:40:24.375 We are not consenting; they're going to sacrifice us! 680 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:26.165 Shut up! 681 00:40:26.767 --> 00:40:27.657 Freeze! 682 00:40:28.001 --> 00:40:31.057 This is a religious act, 683 00:40:31.212 --> 00:40:32.337 officers. 684 00:40:32.667 --> 00:40:36.079 Separation of church and state. 685 00:40:36.673 --> 00:40:38.492 Does that include human sacrifices? 686 00:40:38.573 --> 00:40:40.265 She's confusing me. 687 00:40:40.434 --> 00:40:42.068 I don't know. 688 00:40:42.093 --> 00:40:43.086 I don't either. 689 00:40:43.859 --> 00:40:45.936 Wish we'd paid more attention in training. 690 00:40:45.961 --> 00:40:46.968 You got that right. 691 00:40:46.993 --> 00:40:48.142 If you like, 692 00:40:48.167 --> 00:40:51.595 I can show you our 501[k] paperwork 693 00:40:51.620 --> 00:40:55.776 to prove we're all in legitimate, non-profit status. 694 00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:06.501 What you think? 695 00:41:06.650 --> 00:41:09.314 I don't know. You know my answer. 696 00:41:09.907 --> 00:41:11.936 Okay, okay. Okay great. 697 00:41:12.414 --> 00:41:13.588 That's all we need. 698 00:41:14.867 --> 00:41:16.867 Sorry to interrupt your religious act. 699 00:41:17.102 --> 00:41:18.196 What? 700 00:41:18.221 --> 00:41:20.024 [mumbling through gags] 701 00:41:20.344 --> 00:41:21.321 Have a good night. 702 00:41:26.100 --> 00:41:29.426 We sacrifice!! 703 00:41:29.451 --> 00:41:30.844 [door knocks] 704 00:41:31.233 --> 00:41:34.037 Oh!! What now!! 705 00:41:36.865 --> 00:41:39.381 Its just us again. Sorry to interrupt. 706 00:41:39.833 --> 00:41:43.756 But its our protocol to take someone back to our captain back to the station. 707 00:41:44.248 --> 00:41:45.950 If its not too much trouble of course. 708 00:41:45.975 --> 00:41:48.041 Why don't you give me this one, right here, 709 00:41:48.350 --> 00:41:50.654 and keep the other two for your religious act. 710 00:41:53.833 --> 00:41:54.748 Fine! 711 00:42:12.576 --> 00:42:13.781 Sorry to bother you. 712 00:42:14.412 --> 00:42:16.123 Happy sacrificing. 713 00:42:31.958 --> 00:42:33.293 You are not dying ok? 714 00:42:33.731 --> 00:42:34.794 You're not dying. 715 00:42:34.819 --> 00:42:36.177 I've lost a lot of blood. 716 00:42:37.247 --> 00:42:39.901 - I can't feel my face. - No, you can feel your face. 717 00:42:39.935 --> 00:42:42.840 You cant feel your face. You are not dying. 718 00:42:51.200 --> 00:42:52.082 He's dead. 719 00:42:52.755 --> 00:42:53.582 Sorry. 720 00:43:03.153 --> 00:43:04.387 You promised me. 721 00:43:06.394 --> 00:43:10.198 I will take you to hospital, And you will take me to my audition! 722 00:43:11.066 --> 00:43:14.816 I will take you to hospital! and you will take me to my audition! 723 00:43:15.567 --> 00:43:17.574 You promise me. 724 00:43:20.527 --> 00:43:21.902 You lied to me. 725 00:43:22.401 --> 00:43:24.965 You promise me. 726 00:43:25.168 --> 00:43:27.698 I have audition to go. 727 00:43:42.334 --> 00:43:45.472 Now that card could have this whole country bankrupt in a month, 728 00:43:46.201 --> 00:43:48.630 and you lost the only lead to retrieving it! 729 00:43:48.780 --> 00:43:49.475 Are you kidding me? 730 00:43:49.693 --> 00:43:50.451 No! 731 00:43:52.200 --> 00:43:53.044 Right. 732 00:43:53.818 --> 00:43:56.763 A Russian girl, with no I.D., 733 00:43:57.443 --> 00:43:59.380 that you think is somewhere in the city. 734 00:43:59.748 --> 00:44:00.957 Come on now. 735 00:44:00.982 --> 00:44:05.013 We've got APBs out for her and the two girls she arrived with. 736 00:44:05.646 --> 00:44:08.967 We contacted the Russian embassy, are running TV ads... also.. 737 00:44:15.574 --> 00:44:17.442 Yes ! What do you got? 738 00:44:18.349 --> 00:44:19.908 Would you do something about him? 739 00:44:20.067 --> 00:44:21.067 He's a hand full. 740 00:44:21.583 --> 00:44:22.733 You want another partner? 741 00:44:23.012 --> 00:44:24.849 Great! Fantastic! 742 00:44:26.161 --> 00:44:30.410 Sir! A Russian girl claiming to be Natasha Zaitseva-- 743 00:44:30.934 --> 00:44:32.154 I don't know how to say her last name. 744 00:44:32.179 --> 00:44:36.702 But she dropped the dead body off of a Herman Muehler at Cedars-Sinai. 745 00:44:38.905 --> 00:44:41.100 She's leaving a trail of dead bodies. 746 00:44:41.125 --> 00:44:43.484 What is this girl, a preying mantis or what? 747 00:44:43.533 --> 00:44:47.146 We got her! 748 00:44:47.171 --> 00:44:50.200 Yeah! We got her! We got her! 749 00:44:50.225 --> 00:44:57.223 [sings] We got her! 750 00:44:57.248 --> 00:45:00.407 Enough! Alex get him off my desk. 751 00:45:07.700 --> 00:45:09.121 If you ever do that again, 752 00:45:10.270 --> 00:45:12.787 I'll have your fricking badge. 753 00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.718 You let her go! 754 00:45:20.515 --> 00:45:23.210 Don't you stop anybody from bringing in dead bodies? 755 00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:24.593 In an accidental death? 756 00:45:24.718 --> 00:45:25.718 Accidental? 757 00:45:25.898 --> 00:45:26.921 Accidental? 758 00:45:27.022 --> 00:45:28.038 Accidental? 759 00:45:29.585 --> 00:45:30.343 Come here! 760 00:45:32.358 --> 00:45:35.030 He's has a femur sticking out of his leg! 761 00:45:35.131 --> 00:45:36.561 That's not accidental! 762 00:45:36.834 --> 00:45:37.780 Actually, that's not a femur. 763 00:45:38.117 --> 00:45:39.053 [shushes] 764 00:45:39.443 --> 00:45:41.912 Well I know where Natalia Zaitseva went. 765 00:45:42.270 --> 00:45:43.044 You do? 766 00:45:45.042 --> 00:45:46.184 Thank you. 767 00:45:48.027 --> 00:45:48.848 Thank you. 768 00:45:49.661 --> 00:45:50.659 You can go now. 769 00:45:50.684 --> 00:45:51.434 Don't push me! 770 00:45:51.459 --> 00:45:52.992 I'll push if I want to! 771 00:45:53.178 --> 00:45:54.450 Now get out of here! 772 00:45:58.559 --> 00:45:59.980 Why didn't you say anything? [to nurse] 773 00:46:00.133 --> 00:46:01.720 Um, I've been trying to. 774 00:46:01.832 --> 00:46:04.346 She was hysterical out of her mind. 775 00:46:04.371 --> 00:46:06.550 They tranqued her and sent her to the mental ward. 776 00:46:06.956 --> 00:46:08.173 Mental ward? 777 00:46:08.878 --> 00:46:09.886 Crazy people? 778 00:46:10.965 --> 00:46:11.965 Thank you. 779 00:46:12.699 --> 00:46:15.102 Alex, lets go! We are going to the mental ward 780 00:46:15.298 --> 00:46:16.489 where the crazy people are. 781 00:46:16.896 --> 00:46:18.480 Maybe we'll find room for you. 782 00:46:20.386 --> 00:46:22.160 Working with you, I'll shoot in my head cheff. 783 00:46:35.700 --> 00:46:36.700 Who are you? 784 00:46:36.973 --> 00:46:38.374 I'm Doctor Paxton, 785 00:46:38.856 --> 00:46:40.535 but you can call me Doctor. 786 00:46:40.996 --> 00:46:42.004 Or sir. 787 00:46:42.715 --> 00:46:44.402 Or Sir Doctor. 788 00:46:45.481 --> 00:46:46.927 Take a deep breath. 789 00:46:51.478 --> 00:46:52.288 Silly me. 790 00:46:52.629 --> 00:46:55.699 You do this so many times in a day and you get ahead of yourself. 791 00:46:57.364 --> 00:47:00.558 Now take a deep breath. 792 00:47:03.533 --> 00:47:04.533 Where am I? 793 00:47:04.986 --> 00:47:06.953 The examination room. 794 00:47:11.378 --> 00:47:12.697 Just as I feared. 795 00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:17.743 We're going to have to do an enema. 796 00:47:18.118 --> 00:47:19.127 Bend over. 797 00:47:19.236 --> 00:47:19.957 Paxton! 798 00:47:20.454 --> 00:47:22.642 What did I tell you about messing with new patients? 799 00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:34.433 Time to take your medication. 800 00:47:35.314 --> 00:47:36.142 Meds? 801 00:47:36.492 --> 00:47:37.633 Medication. 802 00:47:38.923 --> 00:47:41.814 No. I'm not taking meds. 803 00:47:42.070 --> 00:47:43.782 You want to do this the hard way, huh? 804 00:47:44.333 --> 00:47:46.199 Oh you gonna take this medication today. 805 00:47:46.460 --> 00:47:49.116 Do you understand me? You gonna take this medication! 806 00:48:01.991 --> 00:48:04.648 We need to discuss my fee. 807 00:48:05.367 --> 00:48:07.167 Get away from me, Paxton! 808 00:48:12.006 --> 00:48:13.912 Did you save your pills for me? 809 00:48:15.467 --> 00:48:18.349 Under the tongue? In your cheeks? 810 00:48:18.883 --> 00:48:21.476 Oh come on! People pay good money for those pills. 811 00:48:24.867 --> 00:48:25.718 Hi. 812 00:48:26.288 --> 00:48:27.327 You want to get out of here? 813 00:48:28.827 --> 00:48:29.920 - Yes! [shushes] 814 00:48:31.109 --> 00:48:32.382 I'm busting out. 815 00:48:33.351 --> 00:48:34.531 You can come with me. 816 00:48:35.520 --> 00:48:36.210 When? 817 00:48:36.301 --> 00:48:37.367 Now. 818 00:48:52.925 --> 00:48:55.589 [singing] Girl I wanna be with you. 819 00:48:55.910 --> 00:48:58.542 [clapping] Woo! 820 00:48:58.567 --> 00:48:59.549 Thank you. 821 00:49:00.152 --> 00:49:04.553 I'm Jesus, this is Jesse, Jorge, and Carlos. 822 00:49:04.925 --> 00:49:06.683 We're the Bubble Gum Boys. 823 00:49:15.390 --> 00:49:18.913 Why don't you go up there and do a number for us? 824 00:49:20.433 --> 00:49:21.242 Yeah, come on. 825 00:49:22.171 --> 00:49:23.131 You got this. 826 00:49:23.823 --> 00:49:24.722 You sure. 827 00:49:25.206 --> 00:49:26.683 - Yeah, we're sure. - We're sure. 828 00:49:28.510 --> 00:49:29.261 Okay. 829 00:49:30.033 --> 00:49:32.103 Yeah! [clapping] 830 00:49:33.556 --> 00:49:34.626 I got the bag. 831 00:49:34.651 --> 00:49:36.889 Give me the mask, give me the guns, we're gonna get this money. 832 00:49:36.914 --> 00:49:38.362 - We're gonna to go to Mexico. - Yeah, we're serious. 833 00:49:38.387 --> 00:49:39.163 What is the bag for? 834 00:49:39.188 --> 00:49:41.727 Hey, this time don't bitch out, alright. 835 00:49:42.325 --> 00:49:44.637 - I'm being serious. - Come on, let's do this. 836 00:49:55.100 --> 00:49:58.240 Brenda! What is going on here? 837 00:49:59.333 --> 00:50:00.154 Let her up. 838 00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:05.756 I apologize for the rude awakening. 839 00:50:06.021 --> 00:50:09.006 You should sue! I'm Graham Paxton, attorney at law. 840 00:50:09.031 --> 00:50:10.857 If you don't win, I don't get paid. 841 00:50:10.882 --> 00:50:13.114 Call the number on your screen now! 842 00:50:13.139 --> 00:50:14.295 Come here, you! 843 00:50:17.452 --> 00:50:18.900 Why am I here? 844 00:50:19.906 --> 00:50:24.521 You had a dangerous and acute mental episode brought on by extreme stress and depression. 845 00:50:24.843 --> 00:50:26.535 You were placed here for your own protection. 846 00:50:27.288 --> 00:50:30.945 If you would officially check yourself in, we would like to examine you further. 847 00:50:31.200 --> 00:50:33.466 I have been examined enough. 848 00:50:33.491 --> 00:50:35.719 And where my dress? 849 00:50:36.567 --> 00:50:37.635 It's in the enfermery. 850 00:50:38.225 --> 00:50:38.998 This way. 851 00:50:58.100 --> 00:51:00.093 One bra, red. 852 00:51:02.131 --> 00:51:04.608 One dress, black. 853 00:51:07.033 --> 00:51:09.329 A pair of panties, red. 854 00:51:11.063 --> 00:51:13.917 A pair of heels. Beige, predominately. 855 00:51:16.883 --> 00:51:18.914 One card, black. 856 00:51:20.859 --> 00:51:27.336 You can change in there. When you finished leave the gown here outside. A cab will meet you outside to take you to any destination within L.A. County. 857 00:51:28.500 --> 00:51:30.172 You let her go? 858 00:51:30.367 --> 00:51:32.734 Get off my desk, please. 859 00:51:33.533 --> 00:51:34.955 I'll get off your desk? 860 00:51:34.980 --> 00:51:36.667 This is what I'll get off your desk! 861 00:51:36.667 --> 00:51:38.377 I'll get this off your desk. This off your desk. 862 00:51:38.402 --> 00:51:39.867 This. This. 863 00:51:40.233 --> 00:51:42.833 Does no one pay any attention to APBs? 864 00:51:44.686 --> 00:51:46.365 This is what I'm talking about Alex! 865 00:51:46.725 --> 00:51:48.561 We're supposed to be on the same team! 866 00:51:48.586 --> 00:51:49.828 - We are on the same team. - No! 867 00:51:49.853 --> 00:51:53.141 - Yes. Yes. We are on the same team. - No. No. No. 868 00:51:53.233 --> 00:51:55.188 Thank you for your time, Dr. Dickens. 869 00:51:55.392 --> 00:51:57.806 - Same team Alex! The same team! - Yeah same team. 870 00:51:57.831 --> 00:51:58.954 You don't understand! 871 00:51:58.979 --> 00:52:01.251 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 872 00:52:05.300 --> 00:52:08.150 Anya, Lalya, we... 873 00:52:09.900 --> 00:52:10.900 I made it. 874 00:52:15.432 --> 00:52:22.111 [Lalya rapping] 875 00:52:25.971 --> 00:52:27.626 Is that what they call music? 876 00:52:28.041 --> 00:52:29.401 Oh fuck me! 877 00:52:35.074 --> 00:52:38.792 [continuous rapping] 878 00:52:40.315 --> 00:52:42.909 Uhm, I don't think rap is your style. 879 00:52:43.534 --> 00:52:44.870 I think I got a better idea. 880 00:52:45.133 --> 00:52:47.062 I think we should pick a slower song. 881 00:52:47.588 --> 00:52:50.994 Maybe, uhm, this one? 882 00:52:51.408 --> 00:52:53.198 Got it? Yeah. 883 00:52:53.806 --> 00:52:55.517 That girl needs Jesus in her life. 884 00:52:55.542 --> 00:52:57.853 - She's whack. - Seriously, eh. 885 00:52:57.878 --> 00:53:00.276 Alright, eh, we're gonna do this shit alright? 886 00:53:04.808 --> 00:53:08.730 [piano plays] 887 00:53:12.222 --> 00:53:14.503 We want the money and the tip jar. Come on. 888 00:53:14.933 --> 00:53:16.448 What are you waiting for? 889 00:53:23.972 --> 00:53:27.589 [singing] 890 00:53:43.633 --> 00:53:44.281 [startled] 891 00:53:44.828 --> 00:53:46.227 I'm Batman. 892 00:53:46.679 --> 00:53:47.788 I can see it. 893 00:53:48.944 --> 00:53:52.913 Mommy, can I take a picture with Marilyn Monroe please? 894 00:53:53.209 --> 00:53:54.505 Oh sure honey! 895 00:53:54.625 --> 00:53:56.577 Let's go. Let's take a picture. 896 00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:20.695 - Excuse me? - Yes? 897 00:54:20.914 --> 00:54:22.235 Is this you? 898 00:54:23.635 --> 00:54:27.751 Natalia Zaitseva is wanted by the FBI for questioning in a double murder 899 00:54:29.133 --> 00:54:30.667 Oh my God, Yes. 900 00:54:30.692 --> 00:54:32.121 - Yeah. - Oh my God. 901 00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:34.824 Look at this. It's me. 902 00:54:35.136 --> 00:54:36.683 I'm already famous. 903 00:54:36.956 --> 00:54:38.066 I can't believe it. 904 00:54:45.587 --> 00:54:47.284 Excuse me. It's not me. 905 00:54:47.449 --> 00:54:48.034 Yeah. 906 00:54:48.893 --> 00:54:51.282 This is probably some mistake. 907 00:54:52.237 --> 00:54:54.379 Put your phone down. Put your phone down. 908 00:54:54.404 --> 00:54:56.268 It's not me. I said it's not me. 909 00:55:19.939 --> 00:55:21.567 Your feet are so small. 910 00:55:27.367 --> 00:55:30.736 Natasha Za-- [stammering] 911 00:55:30.761 --> 00:55:32.078 How do you pronounce your last name? 912 00:55:32.633 --> 00:55:33.492 Zaitseva. 913 00:55:38.328 --> 00:55:39.257 Search her. 914 00:55:43.033 --> 00:55:44.747 Guys, this is stupid. 915 00:55:45.337 --> 00:55:49.290 You put your masks on in the bar. We all saw your faces. 916 00:55:49.798 --> 00:55:53.015 You announced your names after you sang karaoke. 917 00:55:53.852 --> 00:55:56.219 Jesse, Jesus, Jorge, 918 00:55:56.253 --> 00:55:57.344 - George. - I'm Jesus! 919 00:55:57.369 --> 00:55:58.497 Whatever 920 00:55:58.813 --> 00:56:00.790 Ok, ok, ok... 921 00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:56.067 I got something. 922 00:57:01.001 --> 00:57:03.110 The card! Yes! 923 00:57:06.766 --> 00:57:07.430 What? 924 00:57:08.126 --> 00:57:09.617 What are you doing? Ow! 925 00:57:10.923 --> 00:57:14.313 [singing] 926 01:01:09.233 --> 01:01:10.738 Hey Georgy, 927 01:01:12.272 --> 01:01:13.132 you forgot your bag. 928 01:01:19.850 --> 01:01:21.655 We're the bubblegum boys. 929 01:01:22.264 --> 01:01:23.944 We're still working on a name, you know. 930 01:01:24.500 --> 01:01:25.889 Can I get another pint? 931 01:01:30.084 --> 01:01:32.279 You must have got something from them. 932 01:01:32.506 --> 01:01:33.114 Nothing! 933 01:01:33.779 --> 01:01:36.575 They were just here at the wrong time at the wrong place. 934 01:01:36.654 --> 01:01:37.735 They were pawns! 935 01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:40.350 Naive girls, here for some audition. 936 01:01:40.967 --> 01:01:42.529 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One'. 937 01:01:43.167 --> 01:01:43.787 What? 938 01:01:44.034 --> 01:01:45.849 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One'. 939 01:01:46.842 --> 01:01:48.037 [knocking] 940 01:01:49.293 --> 01:01:52.144 Sir, you told me to report as soon as I finished the analytics on the card. 941 01:01:52.598 --> 01:01:53.598 Yeah? 942 01:01:54.613 --> 01:01:56.222 Well, I finished the analytics on the card. 943 01:01:56.700 --> 01:01:57.700 Yeah, and? 944 01:01:58.168 --> 01:02:01.769 Well, first of all, I've never seen anything like it, it's brilliant! 945 01:02:02.035 --> 01:02:05.111 Whenever you buy something with it--and you can buy anything you want, there's no limit- 946 01:02:05.136 --> 01:02:08.716 -it draws funds directly from the U.S. Treasury at an exponentially growing rate, 947 01:02:08.716 --> 01:02:08.723 -it draws funds directly from the U.S. Treasury at an exponentially growing rate, but it does so using an evolving algorithm, 948 01:02:08.723 --> 01:02:10.403 but it does so using an evolving algorithm, 949 01:02:10.428 --> 01:02:14.193 so two dollars could become two thousand dollars or even two hundred thousand dollars, 950 01:02:15.169 --> 01:02:17.848 and then it routes that money through a series, a web of bank accounts. 951 01:02:17.873 --> 01:02:19.859 These are average, innocent citizens' bank accounts, you know, 952 01:02:19.859 --> 01:02:19.873 These are average, innocent citizens' bank accounts, you know, from lower and middle class people all the way up to millionaires and billionaires-- 953 01:02:19.873 --> 01:02:21.895 from lower and middle class people all the way up to millionaires and billionaires-- 954 01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:24.483 withdrawing money here, depositing money there-- 955 01:02:24.508 --> 01:02:27.954 A the end of the day, somebody could wake up and find they've moved up from the lowerclass to the upper class overnight, 956 01:02:27.979 --> 01:02:29.806 or a millionaire could discover he's broke! 957 01:02:29.831 --> 01:02:32.454 But in the end, huge pools of U.S. money from 958 01:02:32.479 --> 01:02:36.087 each transaction on the card ends up in a completely disguised bank account, or accounts plural. 959 01:02:36.822 --> 01:02:41.059 The only chance of finding them is spending money on the card, inputting the original algorithm from the card, 960 01:02:41.084 --> 01:02:43.307 and monitoring the U.S. Treasury and banks throughout the nation, 961 01:02:43.332 --> 01:02:47.042 knowing the variables of what was spent of course, visible account activity, etcetera, 962 01:02:47.067 --> 01:02:49.710 and try to solve for the unknown variables, but that's risky; 963 01:02:50.457 --> 01:02:54.121 this card could bankrupt the whole country in like a week. 964 01:02:57.267 --> 01:03:00.200 Did either of you just understand what he just said? 965 01:03:00.993 --> 01:03:02.657 Did he even breathe during all that? 966 01:03:02.759 --> 01:03:06.396 Basically, whenever you use the card, it steals money from the Treasury, 967 01:03:06.720 --> 01:03:09.646 scrambles the money through bank accounts throughout the country, 968 01:03:09.671 --> 01:03:11.536 and drops it in an untraceable account. 969 01:03:11.993 --> 01:03:14.743 Now with the card, we have a chance of discovering where the money goes, 970 01:03:15.064 --> 01:03:17.150 but risk bankrupting the whole country in a week. 971 01:03:17.600 --> 01:03:18.473 That's essentially right. 972 01:03:18.482 --> 01:03:21.255 Ah you know what? There is a tracking device in the card 973 01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:23.727 that I may or may not have triggered when scanning it 974 01:03:23.752 --> 01:03:27.817 So using the card would most likely draw out the account, or accounts plural, 975 01:03:27.842 --> 01:03:29.903 holder in an attempt to retrieve the card. 976 01:03:29.928 --> 01:03:31.901 But, I mean, that's also a risky plan, it's like, 977 01:03:31.926 --> 01:03:34.255 a trillion dollars could just vanish like that! 978 01:03:34.613 --> 01:03:37.621 Oh my God, this card is brilliant. 979 01:03:48.700 --> 01:03:51.611 So we use our newly acquired pawns to draw out our criminal. 980 01:03:52.809 --> 01:03:53.692 So uhh... 981 01:03:54.059 --> 01:03:55.270 Give the girls back the card. 982 01:03:55.900 --> 01:03:57.200 Sir, I don't think that's a-- 983 01:03:57.225 --> 01:03:59.075 Shut up, Edwards! You chatter too much. 984 01:04:00.184 --> 01:04:00.887 Alright. 985 01:04:17.233 --> 01:04:18.233 Anya! 986 01:04:18.615 --> 01:04:19.590 Natasha. 987 01:04:36.033 --> 01:04:37.154 I thought you two were friends. 988 01:04:39.986 --> 01:04:43.160 You'll have to pretend that you're friends because you have a new job, 989 01:04:45.872 --> 01:04:47.236 working for the FBI. 990 01:04:47.767 --> 01:04:48.618 A job? 991 01:04:49.165 --> 01:04:51.142 Yes. A job is-- 992 01:04:51.167 --> 01:04:52.758 I know what job means. 993 01:04:52.901 --> 01:04:54.368 Really? Then why did you ask? 994 01:04:56.033 --> 01:04:57.073 What kind of job? 995 01:04:57.916 --> 01:04:59.416 Going on a shopping spree. 996 01:05:08.015 --> 01:05:09.100 For safe keeping. 997 01:05:17.700 --> 01:05:18.723 Beauty salon please. 998 01:05:18.748 --> 01:05:20.014 Most expensive one. 999 01:06:09.633 --> 01:06:10.867 For two dresses? 1000 01:06:11.601 --> 01:06:13.687 These two can bankrupt the whole country in a week! 1001 01:06:15.397 --> 01:06:16.913 This was a bad idea. 1002 01:06:18.529 --> 01:06:19.490 Lets go! 1003 01:06:22.435 --> 01:06:24.769 Jorge's cousin just took over Estudios Mexicana. 1004 01:06:24.794 --> 01:06:27.606 They're looking for actors to turn into big stars. 1005 01:06:27.974 --> 01:06:30.645 Especially those who know how to sing and dance. 1006 01:06:30.958 --> 01:06:34.349 So we've been casing that bar for months to get the money to go down there. 1007 01:06:34.756 --> 01:06:37.738 With that voice, you done become an overnight success. 1008 01:06:38.106 --> 01:06:39.428 You gotta come with us. 1009 01:06:39.845 --> 01:06:42.201 I'm supposed to go to audition tonight. 1010 01:06:42.396 --> 01:06:43.832 We're not really asking. 1011 01:06:44.826 --> 01:06:46.248 You have to come with us. 1012 01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:47.790 Oh... 1013 01:06:48.720 --> 01:06:51.087 Well, I don't go to audition anyway. 1014 01:06:51.500 --> 01:06:52.353 Why not? 1015 01:06:53.095 --> 01:06:56.126 Because I do not like what it does to my friendships. 1016 01:06:57.982 --> 01:07:01.242 But I don't want to go Mexico alone. 1017 01:07:01.267 --> 01:07:01.962 Alone? 1018 01:07:02.771 --> 01:07:04.574 Everything's about connections. 1019 01:07:04.599 --> 01:07:07.192 Forget this town, everything's bottled up. 1020 01:07:07.771 --> 01:07:11.482 We got the connections that will make you a world famous singer in Mexico. 1021 01:07:12.067 --> 01:07:14.591 Come on lets just go! You know you want to roll! 1022 01:07:18.309 --> 01:07:18.985 OK. 1023 01:07:19.981 --> 01:07:20.746 I'm in. 1024 01:07:21.777 --> 01:07:24.867 But I have one request.... 1025 01:07:28.267 --> 01:07:30.467 Girlfriend, you're with us now! 1026 01:07:40.767 --> 01:07:44.017 Do you think all girls here pretend to be 'Beautiful Russia Girl Number One'? 1027 01:07:46.602 --> 01:07:48.306 Let's narrow down the competition. 1028 01:07:50.309 --> 01:07:52.109 Excuse me where the bar is? 1029 01:07:52.367 --> 01:07:53.946 I think is over there. 1030 01:07:54.570 --> 01:07:55.320 Thank you. 1031 01:08:07.400 --> 01:08:08.338 Okay. 1032 01:08:08.363 --> 01:08:11.152 You're our last two for tonight so let's get this going. 1033 01:08:22.972 --> 01:08:24.097 What are you doing? 1034 01:08:25.714 --> 01:08:27.120 This how Americans say hello. 1035 01:08:31.855 --> 01:08:32.831 Stop it. 1036 01:08:34.007 --> 01:08:35.355 Where are ya'll from? 1037 01:08:35.946 --> 01:08:36.655 Russia. 1038 01:08:37.400 --> 01:08:38.400 Really? 1039 01:08:46.695 --> 01:08:48.642 - Where is she going? - I don't know. 1040 01:09:14.967 --> 01:09:16.654 Actually, I am from Russia too. 1041 01:09:16.818 --> 01:09:19.474 Of course you are. I love the accent. 1042 01:09:19.599 --> 01:09:20.780 How long you been in L.A.? 1043 01:09:20.950 --> 01:09:22.388 We came for this audition. 1044 01:09:22.974 --> 01:09:24.434 Wait wait wait.. 1045 01:09:25.748 --> 01:09:27.877 You came all the way from Russia 1046 01:09:28.864 --> 01:09:30.201 for this audition? 1047 01:09:30.934 --> 01:09:34.325 Actually, I would like to audition for 'Beautiful Russia Girl #2'. 1048 01:09:37.990 --> 01:09:41.185 [clapping] 1049 01:09:41.967 --> 01:09:43.115 We've done seen enough. 1050 01:09:43.365 --> 01:09:45.756 You got the looks, you got the voice. 1051 01:09:46.990 --> 01:09:47.927 They want us. 1052 01:09:50.544 --> 01:09:51.958 They want us! 1053 01:09:55.771 --> 01:09:58.504 That'll be nine hundred fifty dollars and you're both in the film. 1054 01:09:59.801 --> 01:10:01.513 We pay you? 1055 01:10:03.020 --> 01:10:05.088 Yeah, this is the way things work in Hollywood nowadays. 1056 01:10:05.113 --> 01:10:06.919 It's called crowd funding. 1057 01:10:07.234 --> 01:10:09.093 It's investing in yourself. 1058 01:10:09.180 --> 01:10:10.390 [laughs] 1059 01:10:11.651 --> 01:10:13.304 You also get a producer's credit. 1060 01:10:14.148 --> 01:10:15.639 It's a scam. 1061 01:10:15.700 --> 01:10:17.684 No, no, no. It's not a scam. 1062 01:10:17.965 --> 01:10:21.401 We've had the most success we've had today, than any other day. 1063 01:10:21.426 --> 01:10:23.762 I know. It's like every girl who came in here was drunk. 1064 01:10:23.787 --> 01:10:24.660 Yeah. 1065 01:10:24.700 --> 01:10:27.918 Bottom line, we don't need you to make this movie. 1066 01:10:28.426 --> 01:10:32.167 But if you want to be a part, nine hundred fifty dollars. 1067 01:10:33.233 --> 01:10:34.989 It is scam! 1068 01:10:36.701 --> 01:10:38.963 Fine. We're done for the night. 1069 01:10:39.049 --> 01:10:40.686 Thank you for your time. 1070 01:10:41.998 --> 01:10:43.272 Wait, wait please. 1071 01:10:43.896 --> 01:10:46.200 Oh, you're in? 1072 01:10:46.404 --> 01:10:48.106 Oh, wow. There we go. Let's get that. 1073 01:10:48.131 --> 01:10:49.029 Thank you. 1074 01:10:49.167 --> 01:10:52.067 Alright, well that will be 950 dollars each. 1075 01:10:52.092 --> 01:10:53.238 Comes to 1900 total. 1076 01:10:53.263 --> 01:10:57.419 Russian woman one and two or Russian woman one and one? 1077 01:10:58.178 --> 01:10:59.569 One and two. 1078 01:11:01.499 --> 01:11:02.420 There you go. 1079 01:11:02.672 --> 01:11:05.631 Alright ladies , welcome to Hollywood! 1080 01:11:06.373 --> 01:11:09.217 [gunshots] [screaming] 1081 01:11:11.740 --> 01:11:13.826 I believe that card belongs to me. 1082 01:11:17.348 --> 01:11:19.654 Scam, scam, scam! 1083 01:11:19.679 --> 01:11:24.264 [screaming] 1084 01:11:27.913 --> 01:11:30.124 [gunshots] 1085 01:11:32.210 --> 01:11:34.179 [gunshot] [screaming] 1086 01:11:35.421 --> 01:11:37.945 - FBI! - Freeze! 1087 01:11:41.429 --> 01:11:42.437 No pulse. 1088 01:11:43.077 --> 01:11:44.874 - Stand down. - All clear. 1089 01:11:55.944 --> 01:11:57.759 Ladies. You done good. 1090 01:11:58.928 --> 01:12:00.453 Your English is not so good. 1091 01:12:00.853 --> 01:12:02.162 You didn't do that good. 1092 01:12:13.162 --> 01:12:14.170 Natasha. 1093 01:12:14.529 --> 01:12:16.909 How does it feel to have a dream? 1094 01:12:16.934 --> 01:12:17.962 I didn't have a dream. 1095 01:12:17.987 --> 01:12:19.708 It was all scam. 1096 01:12:19.957 --> 01:12:21.410 But you didn't know that at first. 1097 01:12:21.435 --> 01:12:23.285 Yeah, for a moment, you were cast in a movie 1098 01:12:23.310 --> 01:12:26.200 after going on a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive. 1099 01:12:26.457 --> 01:12:28.472 Yes, How did that feel? 1100 01:12:29.078 --> 01:12:30.941 It felt good. 1101 01:12:31.993 --> 01:12:34.327 But it wasn't worth losing Lalya over. 1102 01:12:35.446 --> 01:12:39.368 Well I don't know about Lalya, but at least you didn't lose Anya. 1103 01:12:42.665 --> 01:12:43.608 Yeah, you're right. 1104 01:12:43.633 --> 01:12:45.055 Friendship can make it through a lot 1105 01:12:46.211 --> 01:12:48.460 Get your hands off my head! 1106 01:12:48.485 --> 01:12:49.500 What do you think this is? 1107 01:12:49.525 --> 01:12:54.922 A bank meltdown today had people all over the U.S. seeing fluctuations in their bank account balances. 1108 01:12:54.947 --> 01:12:59.460 It is estimated that it will cost the nation just over a trillion dollars in bailouts. 1109 01:12:59.765 --> 01:13:04.017 Many worry the government's Chinese creditors will call the U.S. on its debt. 1110 01:13:04.567 --> 01:13:06.205 A trillion dollars? 1111 01:13:06.728 --> 01:13:08.556 Do you think this is gonna come down on us? 1112 01:13:09.119 --> 01:13:09.805 Come on! 1113 01:13:14.259 --> 01:13:16.000 Are you friends with Lalya Saratova? 1114 01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:17.675 Uh, yes? 1115 01:13:17.700 --> 01:13:18.700 Come with me. 1116 01:13:19.735 --> 01:13:23.368 Anya! He found Lalya! Lets go! 1117 01:13:35.907 --> 01:13:40.308 [screaming] 1118 01:14:11.566 --> 01:14:13.198 What's up, bitches? 1119 01:14:13.394 --> 01:14:15.167 [screams] 1120 01:14:15.604 --> 01:14:16.503 Lalya! 1121 01:14:31.504 --> 01:14:32.528 Hey. 1122 01:14:38.535 --> 01:14:39.400 See you around. 1123 01:14:57.074 --> 01:14:59.000 So, where are we? 1124 01:14:59.601 --> 01:15:00.801 Me-me-me-Mexico. 1125 01:15:01.200 --> 01:15:02.473 That's good girl. 1126 01:15:03.151 --> 01:15:06.417 I had enough of this Hollywood and United States. 1127 01:15:06.613 --> 01:15:08.995 I think we helped to make it a province of China anyway. 1128 01:15:11.206 --> 01:15:12.314 Where we going? 1129 01:15:12.534 --> 01:15:13.780 Estudios Mexicano. 1130 01:15:13.805 --> 01:15:15.401 I have so much to tell you. 1131 01:15:15.557 --> 01:15:17.221 It is off the hook. 1132 01:15:17.424 --> 01:15:18.213 Woo! 1133 01:15:18.752 --> 01:15:20.112 Do you know how to drive now? 1134 01:15:20.733 --> 01:15:21.955 I learned. 1135 01:15:31.869 --> 01:15:32.838 Sorry.