WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.381 --> 00:00:07.548 (filmstrip whirring and clicking) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13.795 --> 00:00:16.962 (calm cheerful music) 5 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:27.130 - [Susan] They're showing the original "Omen" 6 00:00:27.130 --> 00:00:29.123 in the park on Saturday, wanna go? 7 00:00:29.123 --> 00:00:31.520 - I have to tutor Gabriel Saturday. 8 00:00:31.520 --> 00:00:32.800 - All day? 9 00:00:32.800 --> 00:00:35.670 - And I wanna look over my MIT questions. 10 00:00:35.670 --> 00:00:36.503 - Again? 11 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:40.470 - Don't give me a hard time, this is important. 12 00:00:40.470 --> 00:00:43.403 - Lanie, I so get it. 13 00:00:46.020 --> 00:00:48.910 But I don't want you to obsess over it 14 00:00:48.910 --> 00:00:51.820 to the point where you miss out on life, okay? 15 00:00:51.820 --> 00:00:54.330 - Yes but they have to be perfect. 16 00:00:54.330 --> 00:00:55.870 - You don't have to be perfect. 17 00:00:55.870 --> 00:00:57.030 - If I get into MIT, 18 00:00:57.030 --> 00:00:58.940 I need to be good enough to get a scholarship. 19 00:00:58.940 --> 00:01:02.220 - You're only young once, sweetheart. 20 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:03.210 - [Lanie] Thus, why I should 21 00:01:03.210 --> 00:01:05.180 take advantage of this opportunity. 22 00:01:05.180 --> 00:01:07.020 - One movie isn't gonna make a difference. 23 00:01:07.020 --> 00:01:08.770 - I don't wanna spend the money on it. 24 00:01:08.770 --> 00:01:10.450 - I'm buying tickets. 25 00:01:10.450 --> 00:01:12.970 - I don't want you to spend the money on it. 26 00:01:12.970 --> 00:01:15.170 - I can afford $12 to spend an evening 27 00:01:15.170 --> 00:01:16.370 with my daughter, honey. 28 00:01:17.780 --> 00:01:19.020 I want to. 29 00:01:19.020 --> 00:01:20.453 - But it's not important. 30 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:27.373 - [Susan] Thank you for my card, by the way. 31 00:01:28.710 --> 00:01:29.833 - I know you miss him. 32 00:01:29.833 --> 00:01:31.120 (Susan sighing) 33 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:33.110 - Not much anymore, actually. 34 00:01:33.110 --> 00:01:33.943 - Really? 35 00:01:34.990 --> 00:01:37.707 - Well, you remind me of him every day. 36 00:01:37.707 --> 00:01:39.210 And he would have loved that puzzle. 37 00:01:39.210 --> 00:01:40.630 - How long did it take you to open it? 38 00:01:40.630 --> 00:01:41.463 - 20 minutes. 39 00:01:41.463 --> 00:01:44.112 (both laughing) 40 00:01:46.980 --> 00:01:48.180 - I'm glad you liked it. 41 00:01:50.282 --> 00:01:51.132 - I love you too. 42 00:01:53.477 --> 00:01:55.900 (calm cheerful music) 43 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:57.820 I miss you already. 44 00:01:57.820 --> 00:02:00.020 - Thanks for driving me. 45 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:00.950 - Have a good day. 46 00:02:00.950 --> 00:02:02.773 - [Lanie] Bye, Mom. 47 00:02:02.773 --> 00:02:05.356 (upbeat music) 48 00:02:18.090 --> 00:02:21.560 - Hi, Lanie, how was your weekend? 49 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:22.460 - What? 50 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:24.173 - Did you have a good weekend? 51 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:27.950 - Yes, I finished my programming demo 52 00:02:27.950 --> 00:02:29.550 for the Protean Automation internship, 53 00:02:29.550 --> 00:02:30.850 rebuilt my mom's old computer 54 00:02:30.850 --> 00:02:32.660 and completed all of my homework. 55 00:02:32.660 --> 00:02:34.570 I was just going over the notes for my trig test 56 00:02:34.570 --> 00:02:36.270 when you so rudely interrupted me to ask 57 00:02:36.270 --> 00:02:38.080 a completely mundane and innocuous question 58 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:39.780 that I'm now forced to reciprocate. 59 00:02:39.780 --> 00:02:42.010 - God, I was just being polite. 60 00:02:42.010 --> 00:02:43.630 - Being polite means not bothering 61 00:02:43.630 --> 00:02:46.080 someone who's clearly reading. 62 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:49.323 - Sure, whatever, bye. 63 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:53.901 - Did you have a good weekend? 64 00:02:53.901 --> 00:02:56.318 (calm music) 65 00:02:59.270 --> 00:03:01.060 You missed our session Thursday. 66 00:03:01.060 --> 00:03:03.540 - I know, this is to apologize. 67 00:03:03.540 --> 00:03:04.760 - Steven, you're not gonna get better 68 00:03:04.760 --> 00:03:06.690 at math if you don't practice. 69 00:03:06.690 --> 00:03:08.740 I have offered my services and it's up to you 70 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:09.790 to take advantage of them. 71 00:03:09.790 --> 00:03:12.986 - I will, this Thursday, promise. 72 00:03:12.986 --> 00:03:16.380 But, muffin, it's chocolate chip. 73 00:03:16.380 --> 00:03:19.010 - What could be more important than your studies? 74 00:03:19.010 --> 00:03:20.403 This is your future. 75 00:03:21.490 --> 00:03:25.407 (teens yelling and chattering) 76 00:03:26.970 --> 00:03:27.883 Gross. 77 00:03:31.125 --> 00:03:32.870 Would you please try and restrain yourselves? 78 00:03:32.870 --> 00:03:36.083 This isn't a cheap motel, have some self respect. 79 00:03:37.350 --> 00:03:38.463 - PMS much? 80 00:03:42.444 --> 00:03:44.861 (calm music) 81 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:50.120 - [Lanie] What do you know about the 1854 cholera outbreak? 82 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:52.960 - [Dr. G] Another of your research projects? 83 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.360 - [Lanie] Seems interesting. 84 00:03:55.820 --> 00:03:58.240 - As far as I remember, it was the first time 85 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:01.161 science was clearly used to solve a medical problem. 86 00:04:01.161 --> 00:04:02.440 - That's all? 87 00:04:02.440 --> 00:04:03.740 - I don't know everything. 88 00:04:06.850 --> 00:04:08.350 How's your application coming? 89 00:04:10.430 --> 00:04:11.510 - Well, I think. 90 00:04:11.510 --> 00:04:13.260 I have a bunch of random questions to answer 91 00:04:13.260 --> 00:04:16.500 for the honors portion, personality stuff, you know. 92 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:18.490 What's my most treasured possession. 93 00:04:18.490 --> 00:04:20.700 Do you think I can say my brain, or is that weird? 94 00:04:20.700 --> 00:04:23.400 - I think that's probably not what they're looking for. 95 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:25.880 - Right, something like my dad's old tie. 96 00:04:25.880 --> 00:04:27.030 - Exactly. 97 00:04:27.030 --> 00:04:31.110 - My dad never wore ties, do you think my mom did? 98 00:04:31.110 --> 00:04:33.270 Wasn't that a big thing, power suits and stuff? 99 00:04:33.270 --> 00:04:35.170 - Why don't you help me get ready for class 100 00:04:35.170 --> 00:04:37.020 and you can think about it some more. 101 00:04:38.070 --> 00:04:39.270 - Wait, what? 102 00:04:39.270 --> 00:04:40.310 - Sex ed today. 103 00:04:40.310 --> 00:04:41.870 - No, please, no. 104 00:04:41.870 --> 00:04:43.680 - Yes, please, yes. 105 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:44.830 We had to fight the school board 106 00:04:44.830 --> 00:04:46.740 to allow me to teach, so be happy about it. 107 00:04:46.740 --> 00:04:49.360 - I am, I am all for knowledge and education 108 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:51.800 just maybe not on this exact day. 109 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.210 - Today's the day, according to my calendar. 110 00:04:54.210 --> 00:04:57.128 You wouldn't want me to ignore my calendar, would you? 111 00:04:57.128 --> 00:04:59.440 - No, of course not. 112 00:04:59.440 --> 00:05:01.773 Follow the calendar and the guidelines. 113 00:05:03.750 --> 00:05:04.583 But maybe-- 114 00:05:04.583 --> 00:05:05.416 - Maybe what, Lanie? 115 00:05:05.416 --> 00:05:06.400 - Can I skip class today? 116 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:07.870 - No. 117 00:05:07.870 --> 00:05:10.960 - But I'm not having sex, probably ever. 118 00:05:10.960 --> 00:05:13.370 - I don't need to know your sexual history, Lanie. 119 00:05:13.370 --> 00:05:14.490 I need to make sure you can 120 00:05:14.490 --> 00:05:17.230 take care of yourself when you change your mind. 121 00:05:17.230 --> 00:05:18.370 - I do. 122 00:05:18.370 --> 00:05:20.690 Condoms always, birth control too, 123 00:05:20.690 --> 00:05:22.420 get tested for STDs regularly. 124 00:05:22.420 --> 00:05:24.270 - And go to the bathroom afterwards. 125 00:05:24.270 --> 00:05:25.330 - What? 126 00:05:25.330 --> 00:05:26.820 - Urination is a proven method 127 00:05:26.820 --> 00:05:29.030 of clearing out the bacteria that can accumulate-- 128 00:05:29.030 --> 00:05:31.210 - Okay, I'll pee. 129 00:05:31.210 --> 00:05:33.480 - Good, then you're all set for the pop quiz 130 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:35.030 I'm giving at the end of class. 131 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:37.293 Bananas, please. 132 00:05:41.450 --> 00:05:44.033 (upbeat music) 133 00:05:50.266 --> 00:05:51.099 (teens laughing) 134 00:05:51.099 --> 00:05:51.932 - Yes! 135 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:57.270 Oh, sweet. 136 00:05:57.270 --> 00:06:00.860 - All right, yes, yes, yes. 137 00:06:00.860 --> 00:06:03.450 Who can tell me what we're doing today? 138 00:06:03.450 --> 00:06:04.680 - Sex. 139 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:07.440 - Exactly, today we're going to discuss 140 00:06:07.440 --> 00:06:11.670 what happens when a penis goes into a vagina. 141 00:06:11.670 --> 00:06:12.503 - Cool. 142 00:06:12.503 --> 00:06:15.960 - There are other sexual orientations and methods these days 143 00:06:15.960 --> 00:06:18.907 but this will be classic sexual education. 144 00:06:20.540 --> 00:06:22.540 Intercourse is a-- 145 00:06:22.540 --> 00:06:24.640 - A beautiful thing. 146 00:06:24.640 --> 00:06:27.340 - Between two consenting adults, maybe. 147 00:06:27.340 --> 00:06:29.650 It can lead to... 148 00:06:29.650 --> 00:06:30.999 (class groaning) 149 00:06:30.999 --> 00:06:31.832 - Oh god. 150 00:06:31.832 --> 00:06:36.750 - Some nasty complications if undertaken lightly 151 00:06:36.750 --> 00:06:40.490 and while not thinking clearly. 152 00:06:40.490 --> 00:06:41.390 - She means drunk. 153 00:06:45.580 --> 00:06:48.380 - In the case of sexual congress occurring, 154 00:06:48.380 --> 00:06:51.950 you need to take care and be aware 155 00:06:51.950 --> 00:06:53.760 of how to handle yourselves. 156 00:06:53.760 --> 00:06:55.156 - That's what she said. 157 00:06:55.156 --> 00:06:57.053 (class laughing) 158 00:06:57.053 --> 00:07:00.203 - Now, you should all have a condom and a banana. 159 00:07:01.697 --> 00:07:06.380 Tear open the packet and you'll want to use 160 00:07:06.380 --> 00:07:11.380 two fingers to slide it over the tip of the banana. 161 00:07:13.877 --> 00:07:14.913 Everyone got it? 162 00:07:21.430 --> 00:07:22.930 Not quite. 163 00:07:22.930 --> 00:07:25.833 You gave yourself a pretty big banana, try again. 164 00:07:29.454 --> 00:07:32.560 - Do robots even use condoms? 165 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:35.023 - What is love? 166 00:07:36.275 --> 00:07:38.343 - Here, it's more like this. 167 00:07:39.510 --> 00:07:42.587 You grab it with the two fingers and keep rolling it down 168 00:07:43.867 --> 00:07:47.110 and you're good to go. 169 00:07:47.110 --> 00:07:48.827 You know, you just, you'll get better at it. 170 00:07:48.827 --> 00:07:52.303 You just gotta keep practicing. 171 00:07:55.801 --> 00:07:58.138 (air squeaking) 172 00:07:58.138 --> 00:08:00.388 (laughing) 173 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:04.280 - Seriously, does senior year 174 00:08:04.280 --> 00:08:06.240 make everyone turn into rabbits? 175 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:08.456 - Hey, we're just saying good morning. 176 00:08:08.456 --> 00:08:09.872 - Good morning. 177 00:08:09.872 --> 00:08:11.040 - Whatever. 178 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:12.903 - You know, maybe I should tutor you. 179 00:08:12.903 --> 00:08:16.230 - I have a perfect GPA and tutor seven students besides you. 180 00:08:16.230 --> 00:08:17.840 I think I'm fine. 181 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:19.870 - On friendship, you could use a little help. 182 00:08:19.870 --> 00:08:21.390 - I don't need friends. 183 00:08:21.390 --> 00:08:22.680 - What am I, chopped liver? 184 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:23.913 - Oh, not to me. 185 00:08:25.046 --> 00:08:28.420 (Lanie groaning) 186 00:08:28.420 --> 00:08:30.400 - Hi, excuse me, can you tell me 187 00:08:30.400 --> 00:08:31.940 where the principal's office is? 188 00:08:31.940 --> 00:08:32.840 - What did you do? 189 00:08:34.110 --> 00:08:35.280 - Move here? 190 00:08:35.280 --> 00:08:37.230 I just gotta pick up my class schedule. 191 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:39.880 - Down the hall, take a right, 192 00:08:39.880 --> 00:08:42.950 one more left, two rights, on the right. 193 00:08:42.950 --> 00:08:45.457 - Uh, thank you. 194 00:08:46.890 --> 00:08:48.470 - Thus, while he is mostly remembered 195 00:08:48.470 --> 00:08:50.110 for the theory which bears his name, 196 00:08:50.110 --> 00:08:51.750 Pythagoras can actually be claimed 197 00:08:51.750 --> 00:08:55.310 as the father of both modern philosophy and mathematics. 198 00:08:55.310 --> 00:08:56.573 We owe him a great deal. 199 00:09:00.540 --> 00:09:01.940 - Thank you, Miss Burroughs. 200 00:09:04.380 --> 00:09:06.883 Class, anyone wanna go next? 201 00:09:11.290 --> 00:09:12.160 - I didn't know it was possible 202 00:09:12.160 --> 00:09:14.079 to make English more boring than it already is. 203 00:09:14.079 --> 00:09:14.912 (giggling) 204 00:09:14.912 --> 00:09:15.745 - Joey? 205 00:09:16.780 --> 00:09:18.360 You seem very eager to talk. 206 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:19.480 Presentation, please? 207 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.320 - Oh, um, it's... 208 00:09:22.977 --> 00:09:25.060 - Can you even make full sentences? 209 00:09:25.060 --> 00:09:25.893 - I can make out. 210 00:09:25.893 --> 00:09:27.460 - That's not a relevant comment. 211 00:09:27.460 --> 00:09:28.685 - I saw you watching us out there. 212 00:09:28.685 --> 00:09:29.518 - Joey? 213 00:09:31.340 --> 00:09:33.440 Are you ready for your presentation today? 214 00:09:34.636 --> 00:09:36.310 (Joey groaning) 215 00:09:36.310 --> 00:09:37.590 - My dog ate it. 216 00:09:37.590 --> 00:09:39.320 - Your dog ate your presentation? 217 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.703 - No, ate it. 218 00:09:42.890 --> 00:09:44.447 He's dead. 219 00:09:44.447 --> 00:09:47.197 (class giggling) 220 00:09:48.710 --> 00:09:52.373 I'm just so heartbroken, I can't focus on my schoolwork. 221 00:09:53.940 --> 00:09:55.623 I think I need an emotional day. 222 00:09:59.630 --> 00:10:01.200 (sobbing) 223 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:03.280 Little fella got into the chocolate cake 224 00:10:03.280 --> 00:10:04.433 and he ate too much. 225 00:10:06.266 --> 00:10:09.418 I know, I know we've all had it happen but it was like, 226 00:10:09.418 --> 00:10:11.363 he went too far, you know. 227 00:10:14.143 --> 00:10:16.737 I just miss him so much. 228 00:10:16.737 --> 00:10:18.193 - Anyone else ready to go? 229 00:10:22.350 --> 00:10:24.172 Thank you, Jordan. 230 00:10:24.172 --> 00:10:26.422 (giggling) 231 00:10:33.690 --> 00:10:34.823 - John Snow. 232 00:10:36.660 --> 00:10:39.200 No, not that Jon Snow, Doctor John Snow 233 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:42.497 is considered to be the first modern epidemiologist. 234 00:10:42.497 --> 00:10:45.830 (upbeat romantic music) 235 00:10:52.592 --> 00:10:55.190 ♪ Are we alone ♪ 236 00:10:55.190 --> 00:10:57.457 ♪ Do I really have the power ♪ 237 00:10:57.457 --> 00:11:00.071 ♪ To not be on my own ♪ 238 00:11:00.071 --> 00:11:03.988 ♪ Do I wanna be out here alone ♪ 239 00:11:05.300 --> 00:11:07.883 (bell ringing) 240 00:11:11.041 --> 00:11:15.832 ♪ Here in my past I had enough sad songs ♪ 241 00:11:15.832 --> 00:11:17.126 ♪ Life is tough ♪ 242 00:11:17.126 --> 00:11:22.126 ♪ No one worth loving, loving ♪ 243 00:11:22.307 --> 00:11:27.307 ♪ Another crowded night tell me have I got it right ♪ 244 00:11:27.565 --> 00:11:31.945 ♪ I feel like loving, loving ♪ 245 00:11:31.945 --> 00:11:35.151 ♪ Love feels like everywhere I go ♪ 246 00:11:35.151 --> 00:11:38.088 ♪ I drink it up gonna party all night ♪ 247 00:11:38.088 --> 00:11:40.261 ♪ Gonna think that we're alone ♪ 248 00:11:40.261 --> 00:11:43.113 ♪ We're just hiding in plain sight ♪ 249 00:11:43.113 --> 00:11:46.070 ♪ I'll be here alone ♪ 250 00:11:46.070 --> 00:11:47.912 ♪ We're here alone ♪ 251 00:11:47.912 --> 00:11:50.539 ♪ Are we here alone ♪ 252 00:11:50.539 --> 00:11:54.317 ♪ We're here alone ♪ 253 00:11:54.317 --> 00:11:59.317 ♪ Come to my life ♪ 254 00:11:59.607 --> 00:12:04.607 ♪ If I'm shining will you see the light ♪ 255 00:12:04.841 --> 00:12:06.648 ♪ In a sepia ♪ 256 00:12:06.648 --> 00:12:09.315 (door slamming) 257 00:12:16.063 --> 00:12:18.480 (calm music) 258 00:12:24.463 --> 00:12:27.213 (gate squeaking) 259 00:12:28.710 --> 00:12:30.310 - How was school? 260 00:12:30.310 --> 00:12:31.143 - Fine. 261 00:12:32.270 --> 00:12:33.283 Really, it was fine. 262 00:12:34.310 --> 00:12:37.200 History, fine, math test, fine. 263 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:39.530 Biology was all sex ed today, gross. 264 00:12:39.530 --> 00:12:40.750 - Sex isn't gross. 265 00:12:40.750 --> 00:12:42.080 - The pictures we saw were. 266 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:43.263 - Scare tactics. 267 00:12:45.973 --> 00:12:47.043 Lanie. 268 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:52.623 When a man and a woman, or whoever, 269 00:12:53.970 --> 00:12:55.110 are attracted to-- 270 00:12:55.110 --> 00:12:57.950 - Mom, I, I, Mom, I got the picture. 271 00:12:57.950 --> 00:12:59.420 Plenty of detail, trust me. 272 00:12:59.420 --> 00:13:00.853 - Sex is a basic human need. 273 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:04.033 Look it up. 274 00:13:04.033 --> 00:13:04.866 - Is it really? 275 00:13:07.250 --> 00:13:08.150 - Definitely, yes. 276 00:13:10.881 --> 00:13:13.464 (plucky music) 277 00:13:22.260 --> 00:13:25.260 (keyboard clacking) 278 00:13:41.156 --> 00:13:42.404 (phone ringing) 279 00:13:42.404 --> 00:13:46.070 (phone vibrating) 280 00:13:46.070 --> 00:13:47.260 - Hello? 281 00:13:47.260 --> 00:13:51.341 - Hi, Steven, it's Lanie Burroughs from school. 282 00:13:51.341 --> 00:13:53.630 - What can I do for you, Lanie from school? 283 00:13:53.630 --> 00:13:54.990 - Were you serious about tutoring me? 284 00:13:54.990 --> 00:13:58.170 - No, that was another stellar example of my humor. 285 00:13:58.170 --> 00:14:00.017 - Right, good one, okay, that's all. 286 00:14:00.017 --> 00:14:01.670 - Lanie, I'm teasing. 287 00:14:01.670 --> 00:14:05.885 But, if you'd let me tutor you, you would know this. 288 00:14:05.885 --> 00:14:07.870 - So you would tutor me? 289 00:14:07.870 --> 00:14:10.121 - In friendship? 290 00:14:10.121 --> 00:14:12.704 (plucky music) 291 00:14:19.460 --> 00:14:21.110 Is there somewhere for me to sit? 292 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:25.220 - I can get you a chair. 293 00:14:25.220 --> 00:14:27.860 - Rule number one, always offer a place to sit 294 00:14:27.860 --> 00:14:29.000 and a refreshment. 295 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:30.140 - Are you thirsty? 296 00:14:30.140 --> 00:14:30.973 Do you want water, juice, milk? 297 00:14:30.973 --> 00:14:32.930 - No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 298 00:14:32.930 --> 00:14:35.680 I'm just saying it's nice to offer. 299 00:14:35.680 --> 00:14:36.513 - Understood. 300 00:14:40.048 --> 00:14:40.881 - What are you doing? 301 00:14:40.881 --> 00:14:41.714 - Taking notes. 302 00:14:41.714 --> 00:14:42.710 - Why? 303 00:14:42.710 --> 00:14:44.430 - Well how else am I gonna learn? 304 00:14:44.430 --> 00:14:45.940 Or keep track of my progress? 305 00:14:45.940 --> 00:14:47.763 - What exactly are your goals here? 306 00:14:50.605 --> 00:14:52.890 Are you okay? 307 00:14:52.890 --> 00:14:53.723 - So... 308 00:14:58.525 --> 00:14:59.750 You know Jordan Wiser? 309 00:14:59.750 --> 00:15:00.583 - Yeah. 310 00:15:01.930 --> 00:15:03.956 - I wanted to sleep with him but didn't know what to do. 311 00:15:03.956 --> 00:15:05.141 - Oh my god. 312 00:15:05.141 --> 00:15:06.140 - Could you help me? 313 00:15:06.140 --> 00:15:08.530 - Friendship and sex are very different, Lanie. 314 00:15:08.530 --> 00:15:10.900 What the hell, you hated watching me and Philip make out 315 00:15:10.900 --> 00:15:12.650 and now you're into it? 316 00:15:12.650 --> 00:15:13.902 - I've been doing some research. 317 00:15:13.902 --> 00:15:14.735 - Oh god. 318 00:15:14.735 --> 00:15:16.620 - And it turns out that sex is actually a biological need, 319 00:15:16.620 --> 00:15:19.020 like, the hierarchy at needs has it at the very bottom 320 00:15:19.020 --> 00:15:21.550 so if I wanna become creative or moral 321 00:15:21.550 --> 00:15:25.078 or problem-solving then I have to do it, right? 322 00:15:25.078 --> 00:15:26.030 - That thing's really old. 323 00:15:26.030 --> 00:15:27.723 - 1954 is not that old. 324 00:15:27.723 --> 00:15:29.670 - It's older than my dad. 325 00:15:29.670 --> 00:15:32.950 - Steven, I am the smartest person in our class. 326 00:15:32.950 --> 00:15:35.010 If this was a dumb idea, would I be doing it? 327 00:15:35.010 --> 00:15:36.930 - I don't even know how to answer that. 328 00:15:36.930 --> 00:15:38.171 - I have a perfect GPA. 329 00:15:38.171 --> 00:15:39.004 - I know. 330 00:15:39.004 --> 00:15:39.837 - And I'm on my way to MIT, 331 00:15:39.837 --> 00:15:41.640 I just need to do this one tiny little thing, 332 00:15:41.640 --> 00:15:42.970 becoming a fully rounded person, 333 00:15:42.970 --> 00:15:45.320 completing my moral growth, and moving up the pyramid. 334 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:48.120 - Just don't call it a tiny little thing. 335 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:48.953 - What? 336 00:15:48.953 --> 00:15:50.290 - Jordan wouldn't like that. 337 00:15:50.290 --> 00:15:51.910 - You're referring to his penis. 338 00:15:51.910 --> 00:15:53.826 - I can't believe I agreed to this. 339 00:15:53.826 --> 00:15:56.020 - You haven't yet. 340 00:15:56.020 --> 00:15:57.470 Did I mention I'm paying you? 341 00:16:00.497 --> 00:16:03.080 (plucky music) 342 00:16:04.395 --> 00:16:07.145 (Steven sighing) 343 00:16:08.740 --> 00:16:09.833 - Oh god. 344 00:16:12.360 --> 00:16:15.080 Have you ever thought about wearing nicer clothes? 345 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:16.780 - What's wrong with these clothes? 346 00:16:20.210 --> 00:16:22.650 - Have you heard of Target? 347 00:16:22.650 --> 00:16:24.493 - I dress for comfort. 348 00:16:24.493 --> 00:16:27.510 (Steven groaning) 349 00:16:27.510 --> 00:16:29.170 - What about makeup? 350 00:16:29.170 --> 00:16:31.490 - Girls who wear makeup are so-- 351 00:16:31.490 --> 00:16:32.670 - What? 352 00:16:32.670 --> 00:16:36.630 Strong, confident, ready to take on the world in heels? 353 00:16:36.630 --> 00:16:39.520 Putting on makeup is hard work, Lanie, trust me. 354 00:16:39.520 --> 00:16:40.673 - You put on makeup? 355 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:43.963 - Eyeliner is the devil incarnate. 356 00:16:45.490 --> 00:16:46.680 - Fine. 357 00:16:46.680 --> 00:16:49.420 - Good, and get your mom to help with the makeup. 358 00:16:49.420 --> 00:16:51.400 - Why can't you do it? 359 00:16:51.400 --> 00:16:53.160 - I'm gay, I'm not Sephora. 360 00:16:53.160 --> 00:16:55.500 And for the record, looking nice for someone you like 361 00:16:55.500 --> 00:16:57.313 is not stupid, it means you care. 362 00:17:00.895 --> 00:17:01.880 Can I ask a question? 363 00:17:01.880 --> 00:17:04.580 Of course, I encourage verbal engagement and feedback. 364 00:17:05.620 --> 00:17:07.730 - If you wanna just have sex with someone, 365 00:17:07.730 --> 00:17:09.620 why not ask somebody on the football team? 366 00:17:09.620 --> 00:17:10.830 - Do you think that would work? 367 00:17:10.830 --> 00:17:12.060 - I don't know. 368 00:17:12.060 --> 00:17:12.990 - What would I say? 369 00:17:12.990 --> 00:17:15.790 - No matter who you ask, you better go on a date first. 370 00:17:15.790 --> 00:17:17.050 Or actually, three. 371 00:17:17.050 --> 00:17:18.050 - Why three? 372 00:17:19.280 --> 00:17:21.830 - The third date is when it's most acceptable 373 00:17:21.830 --> 00:17:23.970 to sleep with someone. 374 00:17:23.970 --> 00:17:26.199 - My mom slept with my dad on their first date. 375 00:17:26.199 --> 00:17:27.416 - [Steven] Outlier. 376 00:17:27.416 --> 00:17:28.550 - How do you know this? 377 00:17:28.550 --> 00:17:31.100 - The same way that I know that the only people 378 00:17:31.100 --> 00:17:36.100 who wear these shoes are 65-year-old men on vacation: life. 379 00:17:36.820 --> 00:17:39.070 - Can I ask Jordan out? 380 00:17:39.070 --> 00:17:40.058 - Why not? 381 00:17:40.058 --> 00:17:43.400 It's the 21st century, be a nasty woman. 382 00:17:43.400 --> 00:17:47.173 And wear these, they're the best things in your closet. 383 00:17:48.910 --> 00:17:50.690 You could probably just burn the rest of it. 384 00:17:50.690 --> 00:17:51.803 Start from scratch. 385 00:17:53.901 --> 00:17:56.484 (upbeat music) 386 00:18:02.786 --> 00:18:05.619 (Steven laughing) 387 00:18:09.566 --> 00:18:10.770 Aren't you cold? 388 00:18:10.770 --> 00:18:12.370 - Do I look bad? 389 00:18:12.370 --> 00:18:14.070 - No, I'm teasing. 390 00:18:14.070 --> 00:18:16.433 Not bad, just different. 391 00:18:19.210 --> 00:18:20.133 - Hi, Jordan. 392 00:18:22.150 --> 00:18:24.143 - Hey, Steven. 393 00:18:26.890 --> 00:18:29.340 - If you were looking for the opportune moment... 394 00:18:31.652 --> 00:18:33.620 - We could get food! 395 00:18:33.620 --> 00:18:35.823 - He's gone, he's gone. 396 00:18:37.830 --> 00:18:40.037 - But that's what I could say, right? 397 00:18:40.037 --> 00:18:42.140 - "How are you doing" might be a nicer start, 398 00:18:42.140 --> 00:18:44.330 just ease your way into it. 399 00:18:44.330 --> 00:18:45.610 - Understood. 400 00:18:45.610 --> 00:18:48.220 - You might wanna start with a movie. 401 00:18:48.220 --> 00:18:49.720 There's less pressure to talk. 402 00:18:52.167 --> 00:18:54.750 - "Would you like to accompany me to the cinema?" 403 00:18:54.750 --> 00:18:55.603 - Not so proper. 404 00:18:56.897 --> 00:18:58.707 - "Wanna see a movie?" 405 00:19:00.100 --> 00:19:02.207 - Just be you, Lanie. 406 00:19:03.967 --> 00:19:05.400 - "Wanna go to a movie?" 407 00:19:05.400 --> 00:19:07.523 - No, maybe don't be you. 408 00:19:12.620 --> 00:19:16.040 - A single cell splits by tearing off a piece of itself, 409 00:19:16.040 --> 00:19:18.870 thus creating a new cell. 410 00:19:18.870 --> 00:19:22.950 One cell division is equivalent to reproduction. 411 00:19:22.950 --> 00:19:25.226 An entirely new organism is created. 412 00:19:25.226 --> 00:19:27.809 (bell ringing) 413 00:19:31.916 --> 00:19:32.749 Lanie. 414 00:19:33.800 --> 00:19:36.500 I called Lisa last night about your application. 415 00:19:36.500 --> 00:19:37.360 - Thank you so much. 416 00:19:37.360 --> 00:19:39.410 - Absolutely, I told her to keep an eye out, 417 00:19:39.410 --> 00:19:41.120 that she'd be lucky to have you. 418 00:19:41.120 --> 00:19:43.220 That you're a straight-A student. 419 00:19:43.220 --> 00:19:44.053 - Thanks. 420 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:50.800 - Don't make me write you up for a dress code violation. 421 00:19:52.460 --> 00:19:53.293 - Thanks. 422 00:19:53.293 --> 00:19:54.510 - Bring it back tomorrow. 423 00:19:54.510 --> 00:19:56.010 - Okay. 424 00:19:56.010 --> 00:19:56.843 - [Philip] It doesn't look bad. 425 00:19:56.843 --> 00:19:57.676 - [Steven] No, it does. 426 00:19:57.676 --> 00:19:58.509 - [Lanie] Yeah, no, Dr. G gave it to me. 427 00:19:58.509 --> 00:19:59.813 - She looks like a pillow. 428 00:20:00.931 --> 00:20:01.920 - But a sweet, cute pillow. 429 00:20:01.920 --> 00:20:02.877 - You look like a-- 430 00:20:02.877 --> 00:20:04.293 - You can pull it off, you don't look so terrible. 431 00:20:04.293 --> 00:20:06.460 He's just helping, trying. 432 00:20:07.505 --> 00:20:08.338 - Oh! 433 00:20:13.559 --> 00:20:14.392 Are you okay? 434 00:20:14.392 --> 00:20:15.225 I'm sorry. 435 00:20:15.225 --> 00:20:16.500 - Hey, it's okay, I'm good, are you okay? 436 00:20:16.500 --> 00:20:18.010 - Yeah, yeah, you're good. 437 00:20:18.010 --> 00:20:19.960 I'm fine, I'm totally fine, are you fine? 438 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:21.244 I didn't hurt you, right? - I'm okay. 439 00:20:21.244 --> 00:20:22.130 No, I'm okay, I'm good. 440 00:20:22.130 --> 00:20:23.880 - Yeah, yeah, you're good, so good. 441 00:20:27.570 --> 00:20:28.670 - You look nice today. 442 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:41.100 - That was your opportune moment. 443 00:20:41.100 --> 00:20:42.720 - Did you get that from every movie ever? 444 00:20:42.720 --> 00:20:43.800 - It always works. 445 00:20:43.800 --> 00:20:45.410 - It made me forget about the movie thing. 446 00:20:45.410 --> 00:20:47.840 - This is gonna be harder than I thought. 447 00:20:47.840 --> 00:20:51.710 - No, I got this, I totally got this. 448 00:20:51.710 --> 00:20:53.990 Did Rose freak out when she met The Doctor? 449 00:20:53.990 --> 00:20:57.727 No, she knew what she had to do, she ran. 450 00:20:57.727 --> 00:20:58.560 - I don't know what you're talking about 451 00:20:58.560 --> 00:20:59.760 but you can't run from your problems. 452 00:20:59.760 --> 00:21:01.240 - No, running is the best course of action. 453 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:03.173 - Oh my god, not in heels. 454 00:21:07.054 --> 00:21:07.887 - Lanie. 455 00:21:07.887 --> 00:21:09.280 - Jordan. 456 00:21:09.280 --> 00:21:10.380 Do you wanna see a movie? 457 00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:11.460 - Like, now? 458 00:21:11.460 --> 00:21:12.550 - No, in the future. 459 00:21:12.550 --> 00:21:15.207 At a chosen specific time and place, with me. 460 00:21:15.207 --> 00:21:16.690 - Are you asking me out? 461 00:21:16.690 --> 00:21:17.570 - Yes. 462 00:21:17.570 --> 00:21:18.730 - Okay. 463 00:21:18.730 --> 00:21:20.091 - Is that a yes? 464 00:21:20.091 --> 00:21:22.010 - Yes, an affirmative. 465 00:21:22.010 --> 00:21:24.547 - I knew I liked you. 466 00:21:24.547 --> 00:21:25.433 - You like me? 467 00:21:27.106 --> 00:21:28.993 - Do people go on dates with people they don't like? 468 00:21:30.450 --> 00:21:31.890 - I don't know. 469 00:21:31.890 --> 00:21:33.010 - If they do, that's really dumb 470 00:21:33.010 --> 00:21:35.550 and completely antithetical to the point of dating. 471 00:21:35.550 --> 00:21:37.160 - Yeah, I guess. 472 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:38.650 - But you'll come? 473 00:21:38.650 --> 00:21:39.880 - Yeah, I'll come. 474 00:21:39.880 --> 00:21:41.900 Name the future time and place. 475 00:21:41.900 --> 00:21:44.012 - Tomorrow night at the mall? 476 00:21:44.012 --> 00:21:45.163 - Sounds good. 477 00:21:47.060 --> 00:21:48.213 - Okay. - Yeah. 478 00:21:50.892 --> 00:21:52.230 - Bye. 479 00:21:52.230 --> 00:21:53.650 - Bye. 480 00:21:53.650 --> 00:21:55.760 Oh, what time? 481 00:21:55.760 --> 00:21:56.593 - 8 p.m. 482 00:21:57.708 --> 00:21:58.541 - Okay. 483 00:22:00.613 --> 00:22:03.320 - Don't talk to me. 484 00:22:03.320 --> 00:22:04.370 - I did it. 485 00:22:04.370 --> 00:22:06.740 - I can't believe that just worked. 486 00:22:06.740 --> 00:22:09.920 - Me either, oh my god, I'm so excited. 487 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:12.800 I feel like I'm tingly all over, I think I might pass out. 488 00:22:12.800 --> 00:22:14.530 Is this what being turned on feels like? 489 00:22:14.530 --> 00:22:17.123 - Whoa, okay, let's get you ready, come on. 490 00:22:22.460 --> 00:22:23.293 Literally. 491 00:22:24.570 --> 00:22:29.480 - Literally, not literally, figuratively, hyperbole. 492 00:22:30.580 --> 00:22:31.730 - Bae. 493 00:22:31.730 --> 00:22:33.130 - Before anyone else. 494 00:22:33.130 --> 00:22:34.323 - Use it in a sentence. 495 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:37.320 - Philip is your bae. 496 00:22:37.320 --> 00:22:38.363 - Yes, good. 497 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:41.040 - Low-key. 498 00:22:41.040 --> 00:22:45.470 - Low-key probably evolved out of down low, 499 00:22:45.470 --> 00:22:47.870 keep it down, it's saying something secretive 500 00:22:47.870 --> 00:22:49.780 that you don't want everyone to know about. 501 00:22:49.780 --> 00:22:51.357 - Right. 502 00:22:51.357 --> 00:22:52.780 YOLO. 503 00:22:52.780 --> 00:22:56.580 - YOLO, you only live once, so just do it. 504 00:22:56.580 --> 00:22:59.610 - Yeah, this one's a little outdated. 505 00:22:59.610 --> 00:23:00.600 - What do people say? 506 00:23:00.600 --> 00:23:04.660 - SYTL, say yes to life. 507 00:23:04.660 --> 00:23:08.140 - SYTL, say yes to life, SYTL, say yes to life, 508 00:23:08.140 --> 00:23:11.103 SYTL, say yes to life, got it. 509 00:23:12.120 --> 00:23:13.830 - Three conversation starters. 510 00:23:13.830 --> 00:23:15.290 - Where are you going to college, 511 00:23:15.290 --> 00:23:16.742 what's your favorite class this year, 512 00:23:16.742 --> 00:23:19.230 where do you see yourself in five years? 513 00:23:19.230 --> 00:23:22.490 - Yeah, good, also something normal like, 514 00:23:22.490 --> 00:23:24.210 what's your favorite TV show? 515 00:23:24.210 --> 00:23:25.610 - What if he says something I don't watch? 516 00:23:25.610 --> 00:23:27.300 - Then you say, "cool!" 517 00:23:27.300 --> 00:23:28.450 and as him about the plot. 518 00:23:28.450 --> 00:23:30.540 It shows that you're interested. 519 00:23:30.540 --> 00:23:33.720 - Okay, that's good, interested is good. 520 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:37.220 - All right, last one, Jordan's best friends. 521 00:23:37.220 --> 00:23:40.054 - Andrew and Lucy, been friends since second grade. 522 00:23:40.054 --> 00:23:41.810 - I think you're ready. 523 00:23:41.810 --> 00:23:43.260 - I think I'm gonna throw up. 524 00:23:45.230 --> 00:23:47.050 - Stop twitching. 525 00:23:47.050 --> 00:23:50.980 - I'm sorry, you're basically poking me in the eye. 526 00:23:50.980 --> 00:23:53.130 - That's how eyeliner works. 527 00:23:53.130 --> 00:23:55.710 - This is the devil incarnate. 528 00:23:55.710 --> 00:23:57.870 - This is my job, honey. 529 00:23:57.870 --> 00:24:00.551 - You're a hairdresser, not an ophthalmologist. 530 00:24:00.551 --> 00:24:04.210 (Susan laughing) 531 00:24:04.210 --> 00:24:06.743 - Okay, I have a question. 532 00:24:07.940 --> 00:24:08.890 - Okay. 533 00:24:08.890 --> 00:24:11.313 - I found box of condoms under your bed. 534 00:24:13.150 --> 00:24:17.090 - Said as worded or expressed so as to elicit information, 535 00:24:17.090 --> 00:24:19.730 I guess I'll let that qualify as a question. 536 00:24:19.730 --> 00:24:21.130 - Do you know how to use them? 537 00:24:21.130 --> 00:24:22.614 - It's a first date, Mom. 538 00:24:22.614 --> 00:24:23.700 - You're the product of a first date. 539 00:24:23.700 --> 00:24:25.027 - I know. 540 00:24:25.027 --> 00:24:27.060 - And you taking this long to answer 541 00:24:27.060 --> 00:24:28.893 isn't making me feel any better. 542 00:24:30.050 --> 00:24:33.232 - Yes, I know how to do it 543 00:24:33.232 --> 00:24:36.850 but I'm also not gonna do it. 544 00:24:36.850 --> 00:24:41.423 - Sweetheart, you're 18 and this is your first real date. 545 00:24:43.060 --> 00:24:45.250 Get ready for your body to do 546 00:24:45.250 --> 00:24:47.363 all sorts of things you didn't know about. 547 00:24:48.750 --> 00:24:50.640 - Can we finish in silence, please? 548 00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:53.869 - I just want you to have fun. 549 00:24:53.869 --> 00:24:54.940 (Lanie clearing throat) 550 00:24:54.940 --> 00:24:55.773 And be safe. 551 00:24:57.530 --> 00:25:00.083 And I made an appointment with Dr. Blake. 552 00:25:01.460 --> 00:25:02.470 - Why? 553 00:25:02.470 --> 00:25:04.343 - She's a great OBGYN. 554 00:25:05.638 --> 00:25:07.650 Birth control? 555 00:25:07.650 --> 00:25:08.483 - Silence. 556 00:25:13.923 --> 00:25:16.390 (crickets chirping) 557 00:25:16.390 --> 00:25:19.140 (cheerful music) 558 00:25:23.260 --> 00:25:24.093 - [Jordan] Hey. 559 00:25:24.093 --> 00:25:25.231 - [Lanie] Hey. 560 00:25:25.231 --> 00:25:26.120 - [Jordan] You look good. 561 00:25:26.120 --> 00:25:27.030 - [Lanie] Thanks. 562 00:25:27.030 --> 00:25:28.493 - [Jordan] So, what do you wanna see? 563 00:25:30.310 --> 00:25:31.513 - Something with robots? 564 00:25:34.020 --> 00:25:36.443 Would you like a refreshment? 565 00:25:38.600 --> 00:25:40.150 - Yeah, let's get some popcorn. 566 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:49.323 - So, where are you applying? 567 00:25:50.650 --> 00:25:52.170 - I'm not. 568 00:25:52.170 --> 00:25:53.003 - Oh. 569 00:25:54.020 --> 00:25:56.260 - I'm gonna go on a cross-country motorcycle trip 570 00:25:56.260 --> 00:25:57.990 with my older brother. 571 00:25:57.990 --> 00:25:58.823 - Cool. 572 00:25:58.823 --> 00:25:59.656 - Yeah. 573 00:26:05.340 --> 00:26:07.190 - How are Andrew and Lucy? 574 00:26:07.190 --> 00:26:08.920 - They're good, they're fine, yeah. 575 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:10.963 - Good, it's nice to have friends. 576 00:26:12.040 --> 00:26:13.103 - Yeah, it is. 577 00:26:16.840 --> 00:26:18.163 So why did you ask me out? 578 00:26:19.340 --> 00:26:20.430 Because, you know, girls don't usually 579 00:26:20.430 --> 00:26:21.890 do that sort of thing, so-- 580 00:26:21.890 --> 00:26:22.850 - Right. 581 00:26:22.850 --> 00:26:27.133 I just figured I'd give it a shot. 582 00:26:28.469 --> 00:26:30.163 YOLO, right? 583 00:26:31.910 --> 00:26:34.083 - Sure, yeah, YOLO. 584 00:26:36.670 --> 00:26:38.130 So you listen to Drake? 585 00:26:38.130 --> 00:26:38.993 - What, who? 586 00:26:41.057 --> 00:26:41.890 - YOLO. 587 00:26:46.140 --> 00:26:47.540 - Do you know what you want? 588 00:26:49.690 --> 00:26:53.120 - Yeah, can I get a popcorn and a root beer please? 589 00:26:53.120 --> 00:26:54.600 - Same for me. 590 00:26:54.600 --> 00:26:56.340 - Sure. 591 00:26:56.340 --> 00:26:59.953 - I like root beer a lot, it's a very underrated soda. 592 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:02.963 - So is lemonade. 593 00:27:06.827 --> 00:27:07.933 - $18.64, please. 594 00:27:11.110 --> 00:27:12.620 - No, you got the tickets, I'll get this. 595 00:27:12.620 --> 00:27:16.460 - I don't think you know how this whole date thing works. 596 00:27:16.460 --> 00:27:18.680 - The guy always has to pay? 597 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:19.830 - Well, yeah, usually. 598 00:27:19.830 --> 00:27:21.230 - Yeah, but I asked you out. 599 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:24.630 - Is this like a trick to... 600 00:27:25.900 --> 00:27:29.090 - No, this is the 21st century. 601 00:27:32.927 --> 00:27:34.560 (gum popping) 602 00:27:34.560 --> 00:27:38.400 - Okay, yeah, I like it. 603 00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:39.840 - Cool. 604 00:27:39.840 --> 00:27:40.673 - Great. 605 00:27:44.260 --> 00:27:45.910 Here you are, enjoy your movie. 606 00:27:45.910 --> 00:27:46.743 - Thanks. 607 00:27:46.743 --> 00:27:47.576 - Thank you. 608 00:27:50.660 --> 00:27:51.493 - Yeah, here. 609 00:27:53.303 --> 00:27:55.970 (slurping soda) 610 00:27:57.830 --> 00:27:58.750 - You know, you're gonna have to use the restroom 611 00:27:58.750 --> 00:28:00.650 if you keep chugging that whole thing. 612 00:28:02.630 --> 00:28:03.463 - Yeah. 613 00:28:04.860 --> 00:28:05.693 Good point. 614 00:28:09.100 --> 00:28:11.358 Oh, I can't wait to see this. 615 00:28:11.358 --> 00:28:12.608 - Yeah, me too. 616 00:28:15.658 --> 00:28:17.241 - It looks so good. 617 00:28:18.540 --> 00:28:19.373 - Yeah. 618 00:28:22.220 --> 00:28:24.477 - You don't like horror movies? 619 00:28:24.477 --> 00:28:26.601 - It's not that I... 620 00:28:26.601 --> 00:28:30.873 They're just scary. 621 00:28:36.770 --> 00:28:37.603 - It's over. 622 00:28:41.499 --> 00:28:42.332 - Okay. 623 00:28:52.125 --> 00:28:54.875 (cheerful music) 624 00:28:58.900 --> 00:29:01.530 - Now I'll rescue someone in a burning building 625 00:29:01.530 --> 00:29:04.879 in the rain so it looks truly epic. 626 00:29:04.879 --> 00:29:05.921 - Truly epic. 627 00:29:05.921 --> 00:29:08.020 (laughing) 628 00:29:08.020 --> 00:29:09.277 No, that's what guys do, though. 629 00:29:09.277 --> 00:29:12.910 We just wander around the city looking for burning buildings 630 00:29:12.910 --> 00:29:14.151 just to rescue girls. 631 00:29:14.151 --> 00:29:15.190 (laughing) 632 00:29:15.190 --> 00:29:16.090 - Really? 633 00:29:16.090 --> 00:29:20.200 - Yeah, the easiest way to get a kiss. 634 00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:22.460 - Well, you know, secretly all girls wanna be 635 00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:24.980 rescued and carried out of burning buildings. 636 00:29:24.980 --> 00:29:25.820 - Oh, they do? 637 00:29:25.820 --> 00:29:28.100 - Yeah, we definitely prefer it to burning to death. 638 00:29:28.100 --> 00:29:29.176 - Oh, that's true. 639 00:29:29.176 --> 00:29:32.268 (laughing) 640 00:29:32.268 --> 00:29:34.520 - You know, I'm having a lot of fun right now. 641 00:29:34.520 --> 00:29:35.433 - Me too. 642 00:29:44.250 --> 00:29:46.650 I should go the root beer's getting to me. 643 00:29:46.650 --> 00:29:47.603 - Hey, um. 644 00:29:54.352 --> 00:29:57.470 (Lanie laughing) 645 00:29:57.470 --> 00:29:58.303 - Ouch. 646 00:29:58.303 --> 00:30:02.670 - I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 647 00:30:02.670 --> 00:30:04.893 - You're fine, you're doing okay, okay? 648 00:30:16.104 --> 00:30:18.854 (Lanie laughing) 649 00:30:38.443 --> 00:30:39.320 - I'm gonna go. 650 00:30:39.320 --> 00:30:40.153 - Yeah. 651 00:30:41.850 --> 00:30:43.870 - But I'll see you at school? 652 00:30:43.870 --> 00:30:44.720 - For sure, yeah. 653 00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:47.153 - Sounds good. 654 00:30:49.110 --> 00:30:51.000 Have a good night. 655 00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:51.833 - You too. 656 00:30:57.520 --> 00:31:02.520 - I can't do this, I laughed in his face. 657 00:31:02.669 --> 00:31:05.728 I'm not a normal person, that's not what you do. 658 00:31:05.728 --> 00:31:07.163 - I bet he thought it was cute. 659 00:31:07.163 --> 00:31:08.853 - I bet he thinks I hated it. 660 00:31:10.050 --> 00:31:12.723 Or that he was a bad kisser, which is not true. 661 00:31:13.801 --> 00:31:15.260 I don't think. 662 00:31:15.260 --> 00:31:18.500 - Well, you could ask someone else out, compare kisses. 663 00:31:18.500 --> 00:31:20.873 Make it a scientific exploration. 664 00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:25.190 - Well, for that to work we need 665 00:31:25.190 --> 00:31:27.840 some sort of control group, like a baseline. 666 00:31:27.840 --> 00:31:29.790 Who's the best kisser that we know? 667 00:31:29.790 --> 00:31:31.050 No, they have to be average. 668 00:31:31.050 --> 00:31:32.980 Average kisser, is that a thing? 669 00:31:32.980 --> 00:31:34.580 - Wow, I was joking. 670 00:31:34.580 --> 00:31:35.983 - Could work, though. 671 00:31:37.330 --> 00:31:39.810 Just science the shit out of it, round up like 20 guys 672 00:31:39.810 --> 00:31:40.980 and I could make out with each of them. 673 00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:42.590 Now only would I get better at technique, 674 00:31:42.590 --> 00:31:43.610 we could compare notes. 675 00:31:43.610 --> 00:31:45.500 - You wanna make out with 20 guys? 676 00:31:45.500 --> 00:31:46.900 - Well, how else do you gt better at this stuff? 677 00:31:46.900 --> 00:31:49.540 - You take it slow and practice with those who matter. 678 00:31:49.540 --> 00:31:50.373 - Philip? 679 00:31:50.373 --> 00:31:51.206 - Exactly. 680 00:31:51.206 --> 00:31:52.620 If Jordan is your Philip, he won't mind 681 00:31:52.620 --> 00:31:54.050 if you make a few mistakes. 682 00:31:54.050 --> 00:31:55.903 - I don't make mistakes. 683 00:31:57.060 --> 00:31:59.603 - Sometimes in life, you have to. 684 00:32:01.600 --> 00:32:03.280 - What are you doing? 685 00:32:03.280 --> 00:32:04.114 Oh my god, what? 686 00:32:04.114 --> 00:32:04.947 (Lanie groaning) 687 00:32:04.947 --> 00:32:06.820 - You have to make, stop, let things be messy. 688 00:32:06.820 --> 00:32:08.150 Make mistakes, Lanie. 689 00:32:08.150 --> 00:32:09.710 - You're making a mess, Steven. 690 00:32:09.710 --> 00:32:11.113 Stop it, this is crazy. 691 00:32:12.260 --> 00:32:14.222 No, those are, I need-- 692 00:32:14.222 --> 00:32:15.163 - Leave it, Lanie. 693 00:32:15.163 --> 00:32:16.222 - No these are all the things-- 694 00:32:16.222 --> 00:32:17.529 - Let things be what they are. 695 00:32:17.529 --> 00:32:20.347 - No, no, oh my god that's gross, those are dirty. 696 00:32:20.347 --> 00:32:23.210 - Yeah, and they're hideous too. 697 00:32:23.210 --> 00:32:25.330 Look, sometimes life is messy. 698 00:32:25.330 --> 00:32:27.740 So you laughed in a boy's face, so what? 699 00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:28.697 - So-- 700 00:32:28.697 --> 00:32:29.530 (knocking on door) 701 00:32:29.530 --> 00:32:30.760 Come in. 702 00:32:30.760 --> 00:32:31.873 - Everything okay? 703 00:32:34.100 --> 00:32:37.740 - Just backing up my point with evidence, Miss Burroughs. 704 00:32:37.740 --> 00:32:41.958 - Steven, how nice to see you, may I? 705 00:32:41.958 --> 00:32:44.970 (Susan laughing) 706 00:32:44.970 --> 00:32:46.300 Lanie didn't tell me you were coming over. 707 00:32:46.300 --> 00:32:47.350 I would have made hot chocolate. 708 00:32:47.350 --> 00:32:48.756 - Oh, that's alright. 709 00:32:48.756 --> 00:32:49.589 (Susan sighing) 710 00:32:49.589 --> 00:32:51.934 It's be so long, how are you? 711 00:32:51.934 --> 00:32:52.767 - I'm good. 712 00:32:52.767 --> 00:32:55.180 - He's great, Mom, super, awesomely great 713 00:32:55.180 --> 00:32:57.480 but we're in the middle of a tutoring session. 714 00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:00.493 - Oh, gotcha. 715 00:33:01.514 --> 00:33:03.220 Come for dinner sometime, yeah? 716 00:33:03.220 --> 00:33:04.343 - Sure thing Miss B. 717 00:33:05.390 --> 00:33:08.010 - And Lanie, door open, remember? 718 00:33:08.010 --> 00:33:08.843 - Mm-hmm. 719 00:33:15.230 --> 00:33:16.770 - Door open? 720 00:33:16.770 --> 00:33:19.580 - No boys in here with the door closed, house rules. 721 00:33:19.580 --> 00:33:22.080 - Really, I thought your mom was cooler than that. 722 00:33:22.080 --> 00:33:25.120 - She is, hormonal teenage boys aren't. 723 00:33:25.120 --> 00:33:25.953 - But I'm okay? 724 00:33:25.953 --> 00:33:27.480 - You're gay, I think I'm safe. 725 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:28.313 - Fair. 726 00:33:30.080 --> 00:33:32.020 - You were making a point? 727 00:33:32.020 --> 00:33:33.658 - I think I made it. 728 00:33:33.658 --> 00:33:36.241 (plucky music) 729 00:33:44.760 --> 00:33:47.680 - As you can see, it's time we perform a little surgery. 730 00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:51.130 You and your partner will dissect and classify the frog 731 00:33:51.130 --> 00:33:53.843 and fill in the worksheet before the end of class. 732 00:33:55.532 --> 00:33:56.365 - Got it, cool. 733 00:33:56.365 --> 00:33:57.198 - Yep. 734 00:33:59.760 --> 00:34:01.590 I can call out the parts if you wanna write them down. 735 00:34:01.590 --> 00:34:04.400 - I think we're supposed to take turns, right? 736 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:05.233 - Sure. 737 00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:11.313 - Okay, do it, do it, do it. 738 00:34:11.313 --> 00:34:12.160 - Okay, just hold it down. 739 00:34:12.160 --> 00:34:12.993 - I've got it. 740 00:34:12.993 --> 00:34:14.118 - Hold it down. 741 00:34:14.118 --> 00:34:14.951 - I got him. 742 00:34:14.951 --> 00:34:15.784 - Is this where the testes are? 743 00:34:15.784 --> 00:34:16.617 - No. 744 00:34:16.617 --> 00:34:19.380 (gagging and retching dramatically) 745 00:34:19.380 --> 00:34:21.042 - Let me. 746 00:34:21.042 --> 00:34:23.292 (retching) 747 00:34:25.180 --> 00:34:28.280 - Sex is female. 748 00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:29.113 - Sex is male. 749 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:33.000 - Nah, see the ovaries right there? 750 00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:34.050 Definitely female. 751 00:34:34.050 --> 00:34:35.630 - No, see the testes? 752 00:34:35.630 --> 00:34:36.900 Male. 753 00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:40.090 - No, maybe they're something else, but definitely female. 754 00:34:40.090 --> 00:34:41.980 - Maybe those are something else. 755 00:34:41.980 --> 00:34:44.280 I have a perfect GPA, trust me. 756 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:46.730 - My parents are doctors, trust me. 757 00:34:46.730 --> 00:34:48.020 - What seems to be the issue? 758 00:34:48.020 --> 00:34:49.840 - Dr. G, the frog is male, correct? 759 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:51.660 - No, I think it's female. 760 00:34:51.660 --> 00:34:52.493 - Hmm. 761 00:34:54.860 --> 00:34:57.450 Well, you're both right. 762 00:34:57.450 --> 00:35:00.313 It's a hermaphrodite frog, carry on. 763 00:35:02.390 --> 00:35:03.223 - Shall we? 764 00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:07.414 That's with an F, right, hermaphrodite? 765 00:35:07.414 --> 00:35:09.303 - P-H. 766 00:35:09.303 --> 00:35:12.902 - Hi, so, I almost vomited seven times in class today. 767 00:35:12.902 --> 00:35:14.296 Could I have a look at your notes later? 768 00:35:14.296 --> 00:35:15.380 - Yeah, of course. 769 00:35:15.380 --> 00:35:17.200 - Okay, thank you. 770 00:35:17.200 --> 00:35:18.423 Oh, say yes to life. 771 00:35:20.520 --> 00:35:22.890 - Jordan, hey. 772 00:35:22.890 --> 00:35:24.132 - Hey. 773 00:35:24.132 --> 00:35:25.553 - How are you? 774 00:35:26.700 --> 00:35:29.590 - I'm a little bit nauseous right now but I'm okay. 775 00:35:29.590 --> 00:35:31.710 - Yeah, gross, right? 776 00:35:31.710 --> 00:35:32.543 - Totally. 777 00:35:33.670 --> 00:35:36.150 - I had a really good time at the movies. 778 00:35:36.150 --> 00:35:38.494 The kiss was good, it was great, it was-- 779 00:35:38.494 --> 00:35:39.844 - It was good, it was good. 780 00:35:42.648 --> 00:35:45.896 - What are you up to this weekend? 781 00:35:45.896 --> 00:35:49.900 - It's homecoming, are you gonna go? 782 00:35:49.900 --> 00:35:50.733 - To the game? 783 00:35:51.770 --> 00:35:52.603 - Yeah. 784 00:35:54.500 --> 00:35:57.380 - I don't know, I've never been to a football game. 785 00:35:57.380 --> 00:36:00.040 - Well then, you should go, you know, we're seniors. 786 00:36:00.040 --> 00:36:01.890 Scratch it off your list. 787 00:36:01.890 --> 00:36:03.520 - Yeah, okay. 788 00:36:03.520 --> 00:36:05.860 - YOLO, right? 789 00:36:05.860 --> 00:36:06.730 - Or SYTL. 790 00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:12.390 - What? 791 00:36:12.390 --> 00:36:13.783 - Say yes to life. 792 00:36:17.490 --> 00:36:18.323 - You're funny. 793 00:36:19.780 --> 00:36:21.170 I like that. 794 00:36:21.170 --> 00:36:22.760 - Thanks. 795 00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:24.210 - So I'll pick you up Friday? 796 00:36:25.550 --> 00:36:26.550 - Yeah, okay, cool. 797 00:36:26.550 --> 00:36:28.540 - Do you mind if I pick you up? 798 00:36:28.540 --> 00:36:29.523 - No, that sounds great. 799 00:36:29.523 --> 00:36:31.223 - All right, cool. 800 00:36:32.950 --> 00:36:34.303 Say yes to life. 801 00:36:37.902 --> 00:36:40.515 (exhaling deeply) 802 00:36:40.515 --> 00:36:43.432 (drumline playing) 803 00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:49.870 - Those things not good enough to get you on the team? 804 00:36:49.870 --> 00:36:53.550 - I have a knee injury, which you would know 805 00:36:53.550 --> 00:36:56.100 if you had been to more than one game this season. 806 00:36:56.100 --> 00:36:58.173 - Yeah, I'm sure that's what they all say. 807 00:36:59.473 --> 00:37:00.306 - Jesus. 808 00:37:02.140 --> 00:37:06.310 Shut up, penis wrinkle. 809 00:37:06.310 --> 00:37:07.143 - [Jordan] Oh. 810 00:37:07.143 --> 00:37:07.976 - Hi. 811 00:37:09.502 --> 00:37:10.645 - I got you a water bottle. 812 00:37:10.645 --> 00:37:11.645 - Thank you. 813 00:37:13.560 --> 00:37:14.393 - So how do you like it? 814 00:37:14.393 --> 00:37:15.890 The high school football game. 815 00:37:17.030 --> 00:37:17.863 - It's great. 816 00:37:21.355 --> 00:37:23.020 I hope we line up in the slot a lot tonight 817 00:37:23.020 --> 00:37:25.110 but if they start putting much pressure on the quarterback 818 00:37:25.110 --> 00:37:27.730 hopefully we can get out of the pocket and avoid the sack. 819 00:37:27.730 --> 00:37:29.690 Of course, we do have our special teams defense 820 00:37:29.690 --> 00:37:31.010 and they should be able to off any returns 821 00:37:31.010 --> 00:37:32.260 for touchdowns tonight and hopefully 822 00:37:32.260 --> 00:37:34.520 their secondary isn't very good so if we throw downfield 823 00:37:34.520 --> 00:37:37.130 we have the chance for the long play. 824 00:37:37.130 --> 00:37:37.963 - Whoa. 825 00:37:39.380 --> 00:37:40.757 That is a lot of hopes. 826 00:37:40.757 --> 00:37:42.520 (both laughing) 827 00:37:42.520 --> 00:37:43.953 - I like to be informed. 828 00:37:46.150 --> 00:37:48.268 You've never played football? 829 00:37:48.268 --> 00:37:49.101 (distant marching band playing) 830 00:37:49.101 --> 00:37:49.934 - Nope. 831 00:37:51.060 --> 00:37:53.010 - Me either. 832 00:37:53.010 --> 00:37:54.711 - I did do gymnastics though. 833 00:37:54.711 --> 00:37:55.544 - Yeah? 834 00:37:55.544 --> 00:37:57.369 - Yeah, when I was like, eight. 835 00:37:57.369 --> 00:37:58.519 I was pretty good, too. 836 00:37:59.819 --> 00:38:01.251 - This I've gotta see. 837 00:38:01.251 --> 00:38:02.618 - No, you don't gotta see, actually, no. 838 00:38:02.618 --> 00:38:03.610 - Yeah I do, yep. 839 00:38:03.610 --> 00:38:07.080 - Look, thankfully smartphones weren't a thing back then 840 00:38:07.080 --> 00:38:10.670 so I've burned all the photos, there's nothing left. 841 00:38:10.670 --> 00:38:12.170 - Really? 842 00:38:12.170 --> 00:38:13.003 - I don't know, actually. 843 00:38:13.003 --> 00:38:15.603 My mom probably still has them somewhere left in a basement. 844 00:38:21.488 --> 00:38:24.730 - My mom has pictures of me with food all over my face. 845 00:38:24.730 --> 00:38:26.600 - That doesn't sound as bad. 846 00:38:26.600 --> 00:38:29.500 - I just refused to use a knife and fork until I was five. 847 00:38:30.850 --> 00:38:33.503 - That makes sense, you'd fit right in. 848 00:38:37.550 --> 00:38:40.290 - I guess I just figured it was easier to use my hands 849 00:38:40.290 --> 00:38:42.330 than to use some foreign metal objects. 850 00:38:42.330 --> 00:38:43.163 - Exactly. 851 00:38:46.162 --> 00:38:49.180 You know, I can still do a cartwheel. 852 00:38:49.180 --> 00:38:50.013 - So can I. 853 00:38:51.950 --> 00:38:52.930 - No way. 854 00:38:52.930 --> 00:38:54.313 - Yes way, PE. 855 00:38:55.970 --> 00:38:57.343 - Okay, prove it then. 856 00:38:58.460 --> 00:38:59.570 - You prove it. 857 00:38:59.570 --> 00:39:00.670 - You first. 858 00:39:00.670 --> 00:39:02.040 - I just ate. 859 00:39:02.040 --> 00:39:02.873 - So did I. 860 00:39:06.756 --> 00:39:07.960 (Lanie laughing) 861 00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:09.710 - [Jordan] You ready? 862 00:39:10.783 --> 00:39:14.778 - [Both] One, two, three. 863 00:39:14.778 --> 00:39:17.682 (both laughing) 864 00:39:17.682 --> 00:39:21.065 - [Jordan] Oh, nice. 865 00:39:21.065 --> 00:39:22.827 - [Lanie] That was still pretty good. 866 00:39:22.827 --> 00:39:25.993 - No, that was, yeah, that was fantastic. 867 00:39:27.910 --> 00:39:29.343 - Thanks, oh my gosh. 868 00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:36.600 - Hey, Lanie, you know Gatorade is a great post-sex drink? 869 00:39:36.600 --> 00:39:38.880 You gotta rehydrate after all that work. 870 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.380 Hmm? 871 00:39:40.380 --> 00:39:41.273 - No thanks. 872 00:39:43.720 --> 00:39:45.060 - Suit yourself. 873 00:39:45.060 --> 00:39:46.173 Rip it up, okay buddy? 874 00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:50.280 (crowd chanting and cheering) 875 00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:51.223 - The game's starting. 876 00:39:53.340 --> 00:39:54.173 - Yeah. 877 00:39:59.272 --> 00:40:01.363 Hey, do you wanna get hamburgers tomorrow? 878 00:40:02.560 --> 00:40:04.685 No metal utensils involved, so... 879 00:40:04.685 --> 00:40:07.352 (both laughing) 880 00:40:08.980 --> 00:40:10.800 - Yeah, that sounds fun. 881 00:40:14.422 --> 00:40:15.589 - Don't laugh. 882 00:40:17.662 --> 00:40:20.412 (crowd cheering) 883 00:40:22.822 --> 00:40:25.989 (calm cheerful music) 884 00:41:00.946 --> 00:41:04.605 (phone ringing) 885 00:41:04.605 --> 00:41:07.793 (phone vibrating) 886 00:41:07.793 --> 00:41:12.043 (Steven and Philip kissing loudly) 887 00:41:21.180 --> 00:41:23.630 - Hello, how did you get here? 888 00:41:23.630 --> 00:41:24.920 - I know where you live. 889 00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:26.440 You haven't moved since sixth grade. 890 00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:27.650 - How did you get inside? 891 00:41:27.650 --> 00:41:30.090 - Your mom let me in on her way out the door. 892 00:41:30.090 --> 00:41:31.720 I needed to see you. 893 00:41:31.720 --> 00:41:34.090 You didn't answer your phone last night. 894 00:41:34.090 --> 00:41:36.513 - Yeah, I was busy. 895 00:41:37.600 --> 00:41:39.290 - Doing what? 896 00:41:39.290 --> 00:41:40.840 - Performing my nightly duties 897 00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.630 as a vigilante named Toastman. 898 00:41:43.630 --> 00:41:45.170 - Teasing? 899 00:41:45.170 --> 00:41:46.530 - Yes. 900 00:41:46.530 --> 00:41:49.820 - Focus, third date, tonight. 901 00:41:49.820 --> 00:41:54.720 So we go out to dinner then we go back to his place. 902 00:41:54.720 --> 00:41:58.090 - Or you ask him back to yours, 21st century. 903 00:41:58.090 --> 00:42:01.163 - And then we just do it? 904 00:42:02.670 --> 00:42:04.930 - What have you done so far? 905 00:42:04.930 --> 00:42:07.760 - We've kissed, twice. 906 00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:09.890 - Yeah, he might not wanna have sex tonight. 907 00:42:09.890 --> 00:42:11.460 - Don't guys wanna have sex all the time? 908 00:42:11.460 --> 00:42:14.083 - That's a terrible stereotype that needs to die. 909 00:42:15.140 --> 00:42:16.863 - But it's the third date. 910 00:42:18.190 --> 00:42:21.210 - Okay, use this as a beta test. 911 00:42:21.210 --> 00:42:22.770 - Go on. 912 00:42:22.770 --> 00:42:26.090 - Third base, hand jobs, fingering, stuff like that 913 00:42:26.090 --> 00:42:28.852 and then if he wants more, go for it. 914 00:42:28.852 --> 00:42:30.783 - I thought you said third date was the rule. 915 00:42:30.783 --> 00:42:33.240 - What I'm trying to say is that there are no rules. 916 00:42:33.240 --> 00:42:35.220 The third date is when it's generally 917 00:42:35.220 --> 00:42:37.130 more acceptable to sleep with someone 918 00:42:37.130 --> 00:42:40.000 but if you've only kissed twice that's a big leap. 919 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:41.293 - I want more, though. 920 00:42:42.410 --> 00:42:43.243 - Really? 921 00:42:44.870 --> 00:42:46.289 - I was totally fine on my own 922 00:42:46.289 --> 00:42:48.460 and then he had to go and do a whole presentation on science 923 00:42:48.460 --> 00:42:49.890 and mess up all of my plans. 924 00:42:49.890 --> 00:42:52.210 - Yes, be messy. 925 00:42:52.210 --> 00:42:54.023 Okay, you ready? 926 00:42:55.380 --> 00:42:58.583 Pretend this is Jordan. 927 00:43:01.252 --> 00:43:02.085 Mm-hmm. 928 00:43:05.290 --> 00:43:06.570 Don't actually do that, no. 929 00:43:06.570 --> 00:43:07.923 I'm just getting it ready. 930 00:43:11.100 --> 00:43:15.370 Just go up and down and up and down. 931 00:43:15.370 --> 00:43:18.530 All right, easy, easy, it's not a glow stick. 932 00:43:18.530 --> 00:43:22.110 Don't squeeze it like that, do not, okay. 933 00:43:22.110 --> 00:43:24.990 Just stroking it gently, okay, gently. 934 00:43:24.990 --> 00:43:27.115 Not like a dog. 935 00:43:27.115 --> 00:43:28.699 (Steven laughing) 936 00:43:28.699 --> 00:43:29.900 - Okay, it's just getting sticky. 937 00:43:29.900 --> 00:43:32.183 - Yep, it'll do that. 938 00:43:33.381 --> 00:43:36.714 (plucky cheerful music) 939 00:43:38.740 --> 00:43:40.990 - Home sweet home. 940 00:43:40.990 --> 00:43:42.860 - This is your place? 941 00:43:42.860 --> 00:43:44.680 - Yep. 942 00:43:44.680 --> 00:43:45.513 - Cool. 943 00:43:59.699 --> 00:44:01.620 I should probably be heading home. 944 00:44:01.620 --> 00:44:03.473 - You know my parents aren't home tonight. 945 00:44:04.500 --> 00:44:08.040 They're at a concert, they won't be back for a while. 946 00:44:08.040 --> 00:44:09.440 If you wanna still hang out. 947 00:44:11.490 --> 00:44:12.990 - Yeah. 948 00:44:12.990 --> 00:44:13.823 - Yeah? 949 00:44:15.020 --> 00:44:16.570 Do you wanna see my motorcycle? 950 00:44:18.509 --> 00:44:19.703 - Yeah, okay. 951 00:44:20.890 --> 00:44:22.203 - Alright. 952 00:44:23.773 --> 00:44:26.190 (rock music) 953 00:44:31.859 --> 00:44:33.520 - You built this yourself? 954 00:44:33.520 --> 00:44:35.960 - Yeah, I've been working on her since freshman year. 955 00:44:35.960 --> 00:44:37.825 - This is so impressive. 956 00:44:37.825 --> 00:44:39.033 - Thanks. 957 00:44:42.690 --> 00:44:43.790 Do you wanna climb on? 958 00:44:45.130 --> 00:44:46.780 - Am I gonna break it? 959 00:44:46.780 --> 00:44:48.730 - No, you're not gonna break it, Lanie. 960 00:44:52.803 --> 00:44:55.047 There you go, and look at you, woo! 961 00:44:56.350 --> 00:44:58.773 Very, very, very hot. 962 00:45:01.974 --> 00:45:03.240 - What are you doing? 963 00:45:03.240 --> 00:45:04.874 - Rescuing you. 964 00:45:04.874 --> 00:45:07.624 (Lanie laughing) 965 00:45:22.705 --> 00:45:26.693 I have trouble reading you. 966 00:45:28.520 --> 00:45:32.133 What you're okay with, physically. 967 00:45:36.420 --> 00:45:37.253 - Sorry. 968 00:45:39.770 --> 00:45:40.603 - Is this okay? 969 00:45:44.425 --> 00:45:46.105 - Yeah. 970 00:45:46.105 --> 00:45:47.200 - I'm just-- 971 00:45:47.200 --> 00:45:48.410 - Nervous? 972 00:45:48.410 --> 00:45:50.893 - Yeah, exactly. 973 00:45:54.146 --> 00:45:55.984 But I like it. 974 00:45:55.984 --> 00:45:56.817 - Good. 975 00:46:07.353 --> 00:46:10.436 (breathing heavily) 976 00:46:52.994 --> 00:46:54.844 - I feel like I should say thank you. 977 00:46:55.960 --> 00:46:57.430 - Why? 978 00:46:57.430 --> 00:46:58.885 - I don't know. 979 00:46:58.885 --> 00:46:59.718 (laughing) 980 00:46:59.718 --> 00:47:01.233 - You're welcome? 981 00:47:01.233 --> 00:47:03.900 (both laughing) 982 00:47:06.220 --> 00:47:07.143 - Can I do you? 983 00:47:09.387 --> 00:47:10.337 - What do you mean? 984 00:47:11.720 --> 00:47:14.713 - Aren't I supposed to, like, return the favor? 985 00:47:17.210 --> 00:47:18.043 - Sure. 986 00:47:38.812 --> 00:47:41.729 (zipper unzipping) 987 00:47:48.760 --> 00:47:50.950 - Oh my god, is it twitching? 988 00:47:50.950 --> 00:47:52.250 - Take it as a compliment. 989 00:47:53.830 --> 00:47:54.663 - Okay. 990 00:47:56.164 --> 00:47:59.081 (breathing deeply) 991 00:48:22.943 --> 00:48:23.943 - I'm close. 992 00:48:25.522 --> 00:48:26.450 - Really? 993 00:48:26.450 --> 00:48:27.283 - Yes. 994 00:48:42.530 --> 00:48:45.630 Thank you. 995 00:48:45.630 --> 00:48:46.581 - You're welcome. 996 00:48:46.581 --> 00:48:49.620 (laughing) 997 00:48:49.620 --> 00:48:51.360 - Do you want me to try you again? 998 00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.840 - No, that's okay, I have school and homework 999 00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:57.333 and tutoring and so I should go. 1000 00:49:00.609 --> 00:49:01.442 - Bye. 1001 00:49:03.080 --> 00:49:05.610 - He just came, like that. 1002 00:49:07.051 --> 00:49:07.884 What the hell? 1003 00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:10.140 - What? 1004 00:49:10.140 --> 00:49:12.693 - Third date, right, beta test? 1005 00:49:16.473 --> 00:49:18.056 I think I'm broken. 1006 00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:22.607 He was touching me and it sort of felt good 1007 00:49:22.607 --> 00:49:26.060 but it kinda hurt and I couldn't make up my mind 1008 00:49:26.060 --> 00:49:30.290 and he just stopped, and I did him like the bread dough 1009 00:49:30.290 --> 00:49:34.280 and he just ejaculated everywhere. 1010 00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:35.113 - Everywhere? 1011 00:49:35.113 --> 00:49:37.100 - Like, I didn't come anywhere close to that. 1012 00:49:37.100 --> 00:49:40.333 Can all men just do it right away, can women? 1013 00:49:41.540 --> 00:49:42.723 What do I do? 1014 00:49:44.830 --> 00:49:46.540 - I'm a man. 1015 00:49:46.540 --> 00:49:48.510 I mean, yes I've been helping you with all this 1016 00:49:48.510 --> 00:49:50.423 but at the end of the day, I'm a dude. 1017 00:49:51.490 --> 00:49:53.750 I don't know what to tell you about your body. 1018 00:49:53.750 --> 00:49:55.140 - Just masturbate. 1019 00:49:55.140 --> 00:49:57.120 - No, gross. 1020 00:49:57.120 --> 00:49:59.120 - Hey, if you wanna learn, you gotta practice. 1021 00:49:59.120 --> 00:50:01.560 - Yeah, but not here because friends 1022 00:50:01.560 --> 00:50:03.803 don't interrupt friends date nights. 1023 00:50:05.720 --> 00:50:06.837 - Good luck, Lanie. 1024 00:50:17.862 --> 00:50:20.862 (keyboard clacking) 1025 00:50:22.699 --> 00:50:25.366 (woman moaning) 1026 00:50:26.649 --> 00:50:27.520 - [Lanie] Kylie! 1027 00:50:27.520 --> 00:50:28.353 - What? 1028 00:50:29.842 --> 00:50:30.763 - Do you have a second? 1029 00:50:31.900 --> 00:50:33.490 - For you, in that outfit? 1030 00:50:33.490 --> 00:50:34.590 I've got 69. 1031 00:50:34.590 --> 00:50:36.660 - I understood that reference. 1032 00:50:36.660 --> 00:50:38.400 - So, what's up? 1033 00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:39.233 - Come with me. 1034 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:45.960 So, like, what do you do with it. 1035 00:50:46.290 --> 00:50:49.420 - [Kylie] Are you asking me for masturbation advice? 1036 00:50:49.420 --> 00:50:52.070 - The best scientists go to experts in their field. 1037 00:50:52.070 --> 00:50:54.170 - Okay, what have you done? 1038 00:50:54.170 --> 00:50:56.830 - On myself or with someone? 1039 00:50:56.830 --> 00:50:57.663 - Both. 1040 00:51:00.430 --> 00:51:01.603 - Not much. 1041 00:51:04.060 --> 00:51:06.600 Also, is it supposed to hurt? 1042 00:51:06.600 --> 00:51:07.433 - Sex? 1043 00:51:10.020 --> 00:51:10.853 - Fingering. 1044 00:51:14.850 --> 00:51:18.253 - Maybe, if you're really tense. 1045 00:51:20.302 --> 00:51:24.995 Look, you should use a vibrator and plenty of lube, okay? 1046 00:51:24.995 --> 00:51:25.992 - What? 1047 00:51:25.992 --> 00:51:28.450 - Oh, come on, robot girl, embrace the technology, 1048 00:51:28.450 --> 00:51:30.510 it's right at your fingertips. 1049 00:51:30.510 --> 00:51:32.160 - I don't have a vibrator. 1050 00:51:32.160 --> 00:51:33.810 - You have a single mom. 1051 00:51:33.810 --> 00:51:35.817 I am sure you have access to one. 1052 00:51:42.160 --> 00:51:44.530 Oh, no, no, are you taking notes? 1053 00:51:44.530 --> 00:51:49.274 - Mm-hmm, I need specific tips, area, pressure, style. 1054 00:51:49.274 --> 00:51:53.053 - Okay, babe, you gotta sort that out yourself. 1055 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:57.280 I mean, unless you want some help. 1056 00:52:02.436 --> 00:52:03.436 - No thanks. 1057 00:52:05.128 --> 00:52:07.163 - I'm always here for you. 1058 00:52:07.163 --> 00:52:09.746 (upbeat music) 1059 00:52:57.467 --> 00:53:00.384 (vibrator buzzing) 1060 00:53:19.590 --> 00:53:23.520 ♪ When I'm with you I want it bad ♪ 1061 00:53:23.520 --> 00:53:27.709 ♪ I know we're through but baby don't stop fighting ♪ 1062 00:53:27.709 --> 00:53:31.404 ♪ When I'm with you I fall in love ♪ 1063 00:53:31.404 --> 00:53:36.005 ♪ So look at me, look at me, look at me, me ♪ 1064 00:53:36.005 --> 00:53:40.306 ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ♪ 1065 00:53:40.306 --> 00:53:44.636 ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ 1066 00:53:44.636 --> 00:53:48.704 ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ 1067 00:53:48.704 --> 00:53:53.121 ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪ 1068 00:54:00.645 --> 00:54:02.490 (laughing) 1069 00:54:02.490 --> 00:54:03.570 - Hey! 1070 00:54:03.570 --> 00:54:04.669 - Hey! 1071 00:54:04.669 --> 00:54:05.670 Hey. 1072 00:54:05.670 --> 00:54:09.058 - I'm having a party Saturday, you should come. 1073 00:54:09.058 --> 00:54:10.143 - Party? 1074 00:54:10.143 --> 00:54:12.450 - Yeah come, STYL, right? 1075 00:54:12.450 --> 00:54:14.550 - Right, okay. 1076 00:54:14.550 --> 00:54:15.383 - Alright. 1077 00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:17.860 I'll see you, yeah? 1078 00:54:17.860 --> 00:54:18.693 - Yeah. 1079 00:54:24.723 --> 00:54:28.223 (crowd chattering loudly) 1080 00:54:34.691 --> 00:54:35.524 - Andrew. 1081 00:54:35.524 --> 00:54:37.530 - Hey! 1082 00:54:37.530 --> 00:54:38.797 - Where's Jordan? 1083 00:54:38.797 --> 00:54:40.970 - In the kitchen, I think. 1084 00:54:40.970 --> 00:54:42.784 - Okay. 1085 00:54:42.784 --> 00:54:45.617 (loud rock music) 1086 00:54:56.517 --> 00:54:58.101 - What? 1087 00:54:58.101 --> 00:54:59.934 - Welcome to the show. 1088 00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:10.090 - Jordan. - Hey, Lanie! 1089 00:55:10.090 --> 00:55:10.923 - Hey. 1090 00:55:10.923 --> 00:55:12.653 - You actually came. 1091 00:55:12.653 --> 00:55:13.990 - Yeah, yeah. 1092 00:55:13.990 --> 00:55:15.186 - All right, let me show you around. 1093 00:55:15.186 --> 00:55:16.019 - Okay. 1094 00:55:17.088 --> 00:55:19.394 ♪ You've been messing around ♪ 1095 00:55:19.394 --> 00:55:20.896 ♪ Got my feet on the ground ♪ 1096 00:55:20.896 --> 00:55:23.972 ♪ And I'm dancing like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1097 00:55:23.972 --> 00:55:27.848 ♪ Got me singing along and I know that it's wrong ♪ 1098 00:55:27.848 --> 00:55:30.996 ♪ That I'm falling in love with you now ♪ 1099 00:55:30.996 --> 00:55:34.448 ♪ Shut up, shut up, are you messing around with me ♪ 1100 00:55:34.448 --> 00:55:38.098 ♪ Shut up, shut up, playing with my heart strings ♪ 1101 00:55:38.098 --> 00:55:41.511 ♪ Shut up, shut up, are you messing around with me ♪ 1102 00:55:41.511 --> 00:55:45.452 ♪ Shut up, shut up, you're playing with my heartstrings ♪ 1103 00:55:45.452 --> 00:55:49.986 ♪ Oh got me singing every line ♪ 1104 00:55:49.986 --> 00:55:53.494 ♪ Even all your cheating lies ♪ 1105 00:55:53.494 --> 00:55:56.726 ♪ Will we get to the refrain ♪ 1106 00:55:56.726 --> 00:56:00.775 ♪ Or am I waiting here in vain ♪ 1107 00:56:00.775 --> 00:56:03.775 (breathing heavily) 1108 00:56:06.500 --> 00:56:08.747 - A little to the left. 1109 00:56:08.747 --> 00:56:09.580 - Here? 1110 00:56:09.580 --> 00:56:10.413 - Yes. 1111 00:56:19.357 --> 00:56:20.357 More please. 1112 00:56:23.837 --> 00:56:24.670 - More? 1113 00:56:28.187 --> 00:56:29.093 Are you sure? 1114 00:56:31.244 --> 00:56:32.077 - Yeah. 1115 00:56:33.992 --> 00:56:34.825 - Hold on. 1116 00:56:51.658 --> 00:56:54.658 (breathing heavily) 1117 00:57:17.709 --> 00:57:20.542 (cheering loudly) 1118 00:57:39.835 --> 00:57:41.835 - [Jordan] Are you okay? 1119 00:57:42.961 --> 00:57:43.878 - Bathroom? 1120 00:57:51.545 --> 00:57:54.101 (sighing) 1121 00:57:54.101 --> 00:57:56.434 (trickling) 1122 00:58:14.202 --> 00:58:16.619 (calm music) 1123 00:58:28.410 --> 00:58:30.893 - So, how's Steven? 1124 00:58:32.560 --> 00:58:33.393 - Fine. 1125 00:58:36.120 --> 00:58:38.560 - It was so nice seeing him the other day. 1126 00:58:38.560 --> 00:58:40.263 I wish he were around more. 1127 00:58:42.300 --> 00:58:43.600 - Why are you being weird? 1128 00:58:45.143 --> 00:58:46.080 - I'm not. 1129 00:58:46.080 --> 00:58:48.730 You guys have just been hanging out again, it's nice. 1130 00:58:49.870 --> 00:58:50.703 - Mom. 1131 00:58:52.510 --> 00:58:53.513 - So? 1132 00:58:57.628 --> 00:58:59.803 - Mom, he's gay. 1133 00:59:02.170 --> 00:59:03.003 - Oh. 1134 00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.130 Really? 1135 00:59:07.130 --> 00:59:07.963 - Yep. 1136 00:59:09.500 --> 00:59:12.472 - I feel like I'm so out of touch these days. 1137 00:59:12.472 --> 00:59:13.713 - I fixed your computer. 1138 00:59:14.720 --> 00:59:16.160 We can set you up on all the social media, 1139 00:59:16.160 --> 00:59:17.950 you can search for stuff. 1140 00:59:17.950 --> 00:59:20.280 - I don't know, that totally freaks me out. 1141 00:59:20.280 --> 00:59:21.668 - It's totally normal, Mom. 1142 00:59:21.668 --> 00:59:24.503 Literally everyone is doing it. 1143 00:59:25.790 --> 00:59:26.623 - We'll see. 1144 00:59:27.823 --> 00:59:30.906 (plucky piano music) 1145 00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:34.588 - Morning. 1146 00:59:34.588 --> 00:59:35.421 - Morning. 1147 00:59:38.739 --> 00:59:40.591 (bell ringing) 1148 00:59:40.591 --> 00:59:42.008 - Let's go. 1149 00:59:42.008 --> 00:59:43.341 - Wait, hold on. 1150 00:59:47.750 --> 00:59:51.160 - Hey, Lanie, I hope Joey didn't ruin 1151 00:59:51.160 --> 00:59:53.380 your night with Jordan the other night. 1152 00:59:53.380 --> 00:59:56.430 - Nah, it was all good. 1153 00:59:56.430 --> 00:59:58.290 - You don't really need Jordan anyway, right? 1154 00:59:58.290 --> 01:00:01.110 - Right, thanks for the advice. 1155 01:00:01.110 --> 01:00:02.450 - She had one? 1156 01:00:02.450 --> 01:00:03.283 - Yeah. 1157 01:00:03.283 --> 01:00:04.203 - You enjoyed it? 1158 01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:07.270 - Yes. 1159 01:00:07.270 --> 01:00:08.550 - Go girl. 1160 01:00:08.550 --> 01:00:09.820 - You told her? 1161 01:00:09.820 --> 01:00:11.480 - Yeah, why not? 1162 01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:13.240 I thought it made you seem cool. 1163 01:00:13.240 --> 01:00:15.750 Plus, she needed some cheering up. 1164 01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:17.730 - Friends tell each other things. 1165 01:00:17.730 --> 01:00:19.500 - You guys are friends? 1166 01:00:19.500 --> 01:00:21.410 - Yeah, why? 1167 01:00:21.410 --> 01:00:23.130 - I just didn't expect people 1168 01:00:23.130 --> 01:00:25.880 from different social groups to interact so thoroughly. 1169 01:00:26.910 --> 01:00:29.100 - You're the one that doesn't have any friends, Lanie. 1170 01:00:29.100 --> 01:00:31.800 You decided you were better than the rest of us. 1171 01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:34.438 - Yeah, you created your own social group. 1172 01:00:34.438 --> 01:00:35.271 - [PA System] Lanie Burroughs 1173 01:00:35.271 --> 01:00:36.900 can you please come to the principal's office? 1174 01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:40.081 Lanie Burroughs to the principal's office. 1175 01:00:40.081 --> 01:00:41.581 - What is it, sir? 1176 01:00:49.895 --> 01:00:52.550 - I never thought I would see you sitting here, Lanie. 1177 01:00:52.550 --> 01:00:54.450 You might wanna keep this to yourself. 1178 01:01:03.360 --> 01:01:04.660 - What are you doing here? 1179 01:01:07.380 --> 01:01:08.610 - What is this? 1180 01:01:08.610 --> 01:01:10.370 - How did this get online? 1181 01:01:10.370 --> 01:01:11.323 - So this is real? 1182 01:01:12.740 --> 01:01:15.680 Yeah, in the flesh. 1183 01:01:15.680 --> 01:01:16.513 - I can explain. 1184 01:01:16.513 --> 01:01:19.530 - Yeah, you better because I'd really like to know 1185 01:01:19.530 --> 01:01:21.377 how my name and everything we did ended up 1186 01:01:21.377 --> 01:01:23.676 online and all over the school. 1187 01:01:23.676 --> 01:01:24.793 - I don't know. 1188 01:01:24.793 --> 01:01:25.626 - What do you mean you don't know? 1189 01:01:25.626 --> 01:01:26.700 This isn't your handwriting? 1190 01:01:26.700 --> 01:01:27.880 This isn't your notebook? 1191 01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:28.713 - It is. 1192 01:01:28.713 --> 01:01:29.990 - So what is this, Lanie? 1193 01:01:29.990 --> 01:01:31.610 - It was a stupid plan. 1194 01:01:31.610 --> 01:01:33.200 - Yeah, it was stupid. 1195 01:01:33.200 --> 01:01:34.607 - I wanted to have sex, okay? 1196 01:01:34.607 --> 01:01:37.670 - You don't get sex by lying to people. 1197 01:01:37.670 --> 01:01:40.100 - I wasn't lying to you. 1198 01:01:40.100 --> 01:01:42.120 - So when we're you gonna tell me about this? 1199 01:01:42.120 --> 01:01:43.823 Before or after we banged? 1200 01:01:46.225 --> 01:01:47.366 - No. 1201 01:01:47.366 --> 01:01:48.199 - No what. 1202 01:01:50.600 --> 01:01:52.443 - No, I wasn't going to tell you. 1203 01:01:54.180 --> 01:01:55.173 - That isn't lying? 1204 01:01:56.550 --> 01:01:58.730 - I was withholding the truth. 1205 01:01:58.730 --> 01:02:00.000 - Same freaking difference. 1206 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:00.833 - I'm sorry. 1207 01:02:00.833 --> 01:02:03.410 - No, no, it's too late for sorries. 1208 01:02:04.607 --> 01:02:06.740 - I don't know what else to say. 1209 01:02:06.740 --> 01:02:07.573 - Just stop. 1210 01:02:09.120 --> 01:02:10.630 Don't talk to me anymore. 1211 01:02:14.827 --> 01:02:17.244 (calm music) 1212 01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:28.963 - What are you doing here? 1213 01:02:32.170 --> 01:02:33.763 Just kidding, I already know. 1214 01:02:37.130 --> 01:02:38.493 Okay, grab a mop. 1215 01:02:40.810 --> 01:02:43.060 And tell me everything. 1216 01:02:44.720 --> 01:02:46.680 - I think everyone already knows everything. 1217 01:02:46.680 --> 01:02:49.580 - Yeah, you really went all caveman 1218 01:02:49.580 --> 01:02:51.763 with the pen and paper thing, didn't you? 1219 01:02:53.610 --> 01:02:56.393 Less likely to get hacked, how ironic. 1220 01:02:59.500 --> 01:03:01.124 - Have you done it? 1221 01:03:01.124 --> 01:03:03.060 - The sex? 1222 01:03:03.060 --> 01:03:04.430 - Yeah, like with a guy. 1223 01:03:04.430 --> 01:03:06.530 - I've had sex with a guy and a girl. 1224 01:03:06.530 --> 01:03:07.420 - And? 1225 01:03:07.420 --> 01:03:08.640 - And which one was better? 1226 01:03:08.640 --> 01:03:09.473 - No. 1227 01:03:11.900 --> 01:03:12.733 How was it? 1228 01:03:15.736 --> 01:03:18.042 It was like 30 seconds and then it was over. 1229 01:03:18.042 --> 01:03:19.589 (Kylie laughing) 1230 01:03:19.589 --> 01:03:20.933 I don't feel any different. 1231 01:03:23.721 --> 01:03:25.621 - What did you think was gonna happen? 1232 01:03:26.980 --> 01:03:30.450 That you were gonna get a big old badge of adulthood? 1233 01:03:30.450 --> 01:03:35.280 - I don't know, more than nothing. 1234 01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:37.990 - Look, a penis isn't so powerful 1235 01:03:37.990 --> 01:03:40.383 that it's gonna make you into somebody you're not. 1236 01:03:43.160 --> 01:03:46.903 It's funny, I thought you'd be smart enough to realize that. 1237 01:03:51.854 --> 01:03:54.271 (calm music) 1238 01:04:06.750 --> 01:04:09.259 - Yeah, you missed our session. 1239 01:04:09.259 --> 01:04:11.596 - I needed to talk to Kylie. 1240 01:04:11.596 --> 01:04:12.930 - But you could have texted me or something. 1241 01:04:12.930 --> 01:04:14.150 My math test is tomorrow. 1242 01:04:14.150 --> 01:04:14.983 - You'll do fine. 1243 01:04:14.983 --> 01:04:18.050 - No, I need your help or I'm not gonna pass. 1244 01:04:18.050 --> 01:04:19.250 - I'm really not in the mood. 1245 01:04:19.250 --> 01:04:20.980 - Well, I'm not in the mood to be your slave 1246 01:04:20.980 --> 01:04:21.813 but I'm doing that, so-- 1247 01:04:21.813 --> 01:04:23.420 - You're not my slave. 1248 01:04:23.420 --> 01:04:24.260 - No? 1249 01:04:24.260 --> 01:04:27.120 Certainly feels like it, constantly at your beck and call 1250 01:04:27.120 --> 01:04:31.070 to answer all your relationship drama, I have a life. 1251 01:04:31.070 --> 01:04:34.240 - I'm paying you for those services, therefore not a slave. 1252 01:04:34.240 --> 01:04:35.740 - And I'm paying you to tutor me 1253 01:04:35.740 --> 01:04:38.637 so suck it up and teach me numbers. 1254 01:04:38.637 --> 01:04:39.470 - You're mean. 1255 01:04:39.470 --> 01:04:41.480 - Yeah, I'm mean, and I'm nice, 1256 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:43.340 and I'm funny, and I'm a lot of other things 1257 01:04:43.340 --> 01:04:44.453 if you actually spend time with me. 1258 01:04:44.453 --> 01:04:45.940 - I spend time with you. 1259 01:04:45.940 --> 01:04:47.900 - Only when one of us is paying the other. 1260 01:04:47.900 --> 01:04:49.173 That's not friendship. 1261 01:04:51.470 --> 01:04:53.230 You get an F from me. 1262 01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:54.120 - An F? 1263 01:04:54.120 --> 01:04:56.593 - Yeah, for failure. 1264 01:04:57.780 --> 01:05:00.210 Life's not all about numbers, Lanie. 1265 01:05:00.210 --> 01:05:01.610 - Sometimes it's messy? 1266 01:05:01.610 --> 01:05:03.590 - Sometimes it cares enough to listen 1267 01:05:03.590 --> 01:05:06.390 and actually relate to another human being. 1268 01:05:06.390 --> 01:05:08.490 - Did you steal my notebook? 1269 01:05:08.490 --> 01:05:10.290 - I told you from the start to let things 1270 01:05:10.290 --> 01:05:12.560 be what they are and not take notes. 1271 01:05:12.560 --> 01:05:14.960 - So you're a logical first suspect. 1272 01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:17.620 - The only notebook I care about is my math one. 1273 01:05:17.620 --> 01:05:19.000 - So I'm just here to teach you math? 1274 01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:20.650 That's all anyone ever thinks I'm good for. 1275 01:05:20.650 --> 01:05:23.470 - I'm not the one who stopped hanging out in ninth grade. 1276 01:05:23.470 --> 01:05:25.230 - I know, I'm a freak wanting to work hard 1277 01:05:25.230 --> 01:05:26.340 and have a good future. 1278 01:05:26.340 --> 01:05:28.943 - No, you're a freak for trying to do it alone. 1279 01:05:33.750 --> 01:05:36.193 - Here's what I owe you, hire another tutor. 1280 01:05:48.910 --> 01:05:49.743 I'm sorry. 1281 01:05:51.450 --> 01:05:52.653 - Don't be sorry. 1282 01:05:55.490 --> 01:05:56.323 I'm sorry. 1283 01:05:59.130 --> 01:06:01.723 We should have talked about all this a lot sooner. 1284 01:06:01.723 --> 01:06:04.357 - No, I don't wanna talk about it with you. 1285 01:06:04.357 --> 01:06:07.003 - I know, but we should've. 1286 01:06:09.580 --> 01:06:11.980 We're creating a nation of prudes 1287 01:06:11.980 --> 01:06:15.010 and it's making everything a lot more confusing 1288 01:06:15.010 --> 01:06:16.710 and difficult than it needs to be. 1289 01:06:18.510 --> 01:06:19.785 I signed that letter requesting 1290 01:06:19.785 --> 01:06:22.810 the full sex education in school, 1291 01:06:22.810 --> 01:06:25.900 I should have asked you about all of this. 1292 01:06:25.900 --> 01:06:26.783 - You did. 1293 01:06:29.460 --> 01:06:31.360 I didn't wanna talk about it with you. 1294 01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:38.455 - That's gotta change, okay? 1295 01:06:38.455 --> 01:06:39.288 - I know. 1296 01:06:43.470 --> 01:06:44.973 - I'm really proud of you. 1297 01:06:46.870 --> 01:06:47.703 - Why? 1298 01:06:49.850 --> 01:06:54.850 - For pursuing a need in a smart way. 1299 01:06:58.018 --> 01:06:58.851 - Thanks. 1300 01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:03.893 - Besides, maybe you've convinced me to start dating again. 1301 01:07:05.110 --> 01:07:06.810 There are some good tips in there. 1302 01:07:08.540 --> 01:07:12.750 Will you get me one of those app things? 1303 01:07:12.750 --> 01:07:14.867 - Yes, I can get you a dating app. 1304 01:07:16.470 --> 01:07:17.928 - And we could compare notes. 1305 01:07:17.928 --> 01:07:18.920 (Lanie groaning) 1306 01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:23.920 I know it's weird but sex is nothing to be ashamed of. 1307 01:07:25.730 --> 01:07:29.233 Okay, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 1308 01:07:33.510 --> 01:07:35.510 But you need to get your own vibrator. 1309 01:07:35.510 --> 01:07:38.192 (Lanie groaning) 1310 01:07:38.192 --> 01:07:39.902 - Fine. 1311 01:07:39.902 --> 01:07:42.319 (calm music) 1312 01:07:54.721 --> 01:07:55.554 Oh! - Oh. 1313 01:07:59.143 --> 01:08:00.490 A classic. 1314 01:08:00.490 --> 01:08:02.980 - Sorry, I just wasn't paying attention. 1315 01:08:02.980 --> 01:08:04.400 That was not on purpose, sorry. 1316 01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:07.120 - No, I meant the book. 1317 01:08:07.120 --> 01:08:09.100 - Yeah, my copy's totally falling apart 1318 01:08:09.100 --> 01:08:11.000 so I had to come get a new one. 1319 01:08:11.000 --> 01:08:11.833 You've read it? 1320 01:08:11.833 --> 01:08:14.710 - Yeah, it's like my favorite thing I own. 1321 01:08:14.710 --> 01:08:15.543 - Really? 1322 01:08:17.340 --> 01:08:19.386 You seem too cute-- 1323 01:08:19.386 --> 01:08:20.620 - You wanna finish that sentence? 1324 01:08:20.620 --> 01:08:21.893 - No, not really. 1325 01:08:27.730 --> 01:08:29.220 Do you have any pets? 1326 01:08:29.220 --> 01:08:31.010 - What? 1327 01:08:31.010 --> 01:08:32.490 - You just moved here, right? 1328 01:08:32.490 --> 01:08:34.653 - Yeah, yeah over the summer. 1329 01:08:35.738 --> 01:08:37.440 - Where did you move from? 1330 01:08:37.440 --> 01:08:38.273 - Foster. 1331 01:08:38.273 --> 01:08:40.090 - Where's that? 1332 01:08:40.090 --> 01:08:44.142 - It's about 30 minutes outside of nowhere. 1333 01:08:44.142 --> 01:08:45.380 (both laughing) 1334 01:08:45.380 --> 01:08:46.270 - Why'd you move? 1335 01:08:46.270 --> 01:08:47.650 - My mom got a job at St. Barbara's. 1336 01:08:47.650 --> 01:08:48.880 - Oh, cool. 1337 01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:50.469 - It's been alright. 1338 01:08:50.469 --> 01:08:52.120 - You might have to graduate with no friends. 1339 01:08:52.120 --> 01:08:54.393 - I think I just made one. 1340 01:08:58.470 --> 01:09:00.640 - Whoa, look at this. 1341 01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:02.270 - We have seven copies at home. 1342 01:09:02.270 --> 01:09:03.160 - Really? 1343 01:09:03.160 --> 01:09:04.050 - Yeah, doctors. 1344 01:09:04.050 --> 01:09:04.903 - Oh, yeah. 1345 01:09:08.600 --> 01:09:12.910 - It's really interesting, though, the human body. 1346 01:09:12.910 --> 01:09:14.540 - Yeah? 1347 01:09:14.540 --> 01:09:16.760 - The brain, especially. 1348 01:09:16.760 --> 01:09:18.450 It's an incredible feat of engineering. 1349 01:09:18.450 --> 01:09:20.820 - Exactly, I mean that's the tricky part of building AI 1350 01:09:20.820 --> 01:09:23.310 right now, the mind is just a huge unmapped space. 1351 01:09:23.310 --> 01:09:24.253 - Yeah, exactly. 1352 01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:28.070 - Do you think the human body has needs? 1353 01:09:28.070 --> 01:09:29.200 - Like food and water? 1354 01:09:29.200 --> 01:09:30.033 Yeah, of course. 1355 01:09:30.033 --> 01:09:33.073 - No, physical needs. 1356 01:09:35.220 --> 01:09:37.800 The hierarchy of needs has sex at the bottom, right? 1357 01:09:37.800 --> 01:09:40.360 But sexual intimacy isn't until the middle somewhere 1358 01:09:40.360 --> 01:09:43.125 so what's the difference? 1359 01:09:43.125 --> 01:09:46.430 Does the body have a purely physical need for touch? 1360 01:09:46.430 --> 01:09:51.430 - Yeah, we have to be connected to our fellow species. 1361 01:09:51.820 --> 01:09:56.103 I guess, it's kinda what makes us human. 1362 01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:02.975 ♪ Me and you will be ♪ 1363 01:10:02.975 --> 01:10:07.112 ♪ Me and you together will be ♪ 1364 01:10:07.112 --> 01:10:10.979 ♪ Me and you will be ♪ 1365 01:10:10.979 --> 01:10:15.004 ♪ Me and you forever ♪ 1366 01:10:15.004 --> 01:10:20.004 ♪ Cut down by the trauma written on the centerfold ♪ 1367 01:10:22.567 --> 01:10:26.514 ♪ Will they ever know me ♪ 1368 01:10:26.514 --> 01:10:31.514 ♪ Is my name beyond control ♪ 1369 01:10:31.753 --> 01:10:35.170 ♪ Have I ever told you ♪ 1370 01:10:35.170 --> 01:10:39.072 ♪ What my life could be ♪ 1371 01:10:39.072 --> 01:10:43.427 ♪ It's a lie they sold you ♪ 1372 01:10:43.427 --> 01:10:46.213 - Ugh, these just make me hungry. 1373 01:10:46.213 --> 01:10:49.513 - I'm terrible at baking, too much math. 1374 01:10:53.740 --> 01:10:55.140 - I have to go see a friend. 1375 01:10:56.280 --> 01:10:57.520 I'll see you at school? 1376 01:10:57.520 --> 01:10:58.650 - Okay, yeah. 1377 01:10:58.650 --> 01:11:00.010 - Cool, bye. 1378 01:11:00.010 --> 01:11:00.843 - Bye. 1379 01:11:10.490 --> 01:11:14.420 - Lanie, we have to stop meeting like this. 1380 01:11:14.420 --> 01:11:16.850 - I have an idea. 1381 01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:18.710 - What, your move again? 1382 01:11:18.710 --> 01:11:20.110 - You like baking, right? 1383 01:11:20.110 --> 01:11:21.329 - [Steven] Yeah. 1384 01:11:21.329 --> 01:11:23.350 - Baking is all math. 1385 01:11:23.350 --> 01:11:25.710 Weights, ratios, measures, conversions. 1386 01:11:25.710 --> 01:11:27.228 - So? 1387 01:11:27.228 --> 01:11:29.010 - So I talked to teacher Dan 1388 01:11:29.010 --> 01:11:30.863 and you can take last week's test. 1389 01:11:32.160 --> 01:11:34.023 This is how I'm gonna teach you. 1390 01:11:34.023 --> 01:11:36.193 ♪ When I want that feeling ♪ 1391 01:11:36.193 --> 01:11:38.659 ♪ Got to keep believing ♪ 1392 01:11:38.659 --> 01:11:41.488 ♪ Reach out for my love ♪ 1393 01:11:41.488 --> 01:11:43.219 ♪ For my love ♪ 1394 01:11:43.219 --> 01:11:45.387 ♪ Well he said it and he meant it ♪ 1395 01:11:45.387 --> 01:11:47.841 ♪ And it fit like a glove ♪ 1396 01:11:47.841 --> 01:11:50.897 ♪ When he reached out for my love ♪ 1397 01:11:50.897 --> 01:11:53.242 ♪ For my love ♪ 1398 01:11:53.242 --> 01:11:55.825 (upbeat music) 1399 01:11:57.908 --> 01:12:02.506 ♪ Mama says she knows just the thing to do ♪ 1400 01:12:02.506 --> 01:12:05.689 ♪ Make him reach out for my love ♪ 1401 01:12:05.689 --> 01:12:08.108 ♪ Reach out for my love ♪ 1402 01:12:08.108 --> 01:12:12.496 ♪ She must get it 'cause she's done it before ♪ 1403 01:12:12.496 --> 01:12:15.358 ♪ Make him reach out for my love ♪ 1404 01:12:15.358 --> 01:12:17.360 ♪ Reach out for my love ♪ 1405 01:12:17.360 --> 01:12:19.860 - You know no one does that, right? 1406 01:12:19.860 --> 01:12:20.753 - Yeah, but it's gonna taste good. 1407 01:12:20.753 --> 01:12:21.870 - It's fine, it's fine, it's cute. 1408 01:12:21.870 --> 01:12:23.055 - It might taste good. 1409 01:12:23.055 --> 01:12:23.980 - Yeah, you're right. 1410 01:12:23.980 --> 01:12:25.740 - I told teacher Dan you'd get a better score 1411 01:12:25.740 --> 01:12:27.642 on your test so don't let me down. 1412 01:12:27.642 --> 01:12:29.393 - No promises. 1413 01:12:30.860 --> 01:12:32.410 - You'll do fine. 1414 01:12:32.410 --> 01:12:34.050 - Thank you. 1415 01:12:34.050 --> 01:12:35.910 - I know I can be a bit tough sometimes. 1416 01:12:35.910 --> 01:12:37.527 - All the time. 1417 01:12:37.527 --> 01:12:38.940 - But I heard what you said 1418 01:12:40.670 --> 01:12:42.680 and hopefully this time I don't fail. 1419 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:43.965 - You didn't fail. 1420 01:12:43.965 --> 01:12:47.580 - Good, 'cause I've never failed anything before. 1421 01:12:47.580 --> 01:12:49.370 - But you need to be more messy. 1422 01:12:49.370 --> 01:12:50.203 - Like this? 1423 01:12:51.850 --> 01:12:54.683 (Steven laughing) 1424 01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:06.563 - I'm glad I gave you those condoms. 1425 01:13:09.130 --> 01:13:09.963 - I-- 1426 01:13:09.963 --> 01:13:11.060 - I don't wanna hear it. 1427 01:13:11.060 --> 01:13:14.120 Just be smart and be safe 1428 01:13:14.120 --> 01:13:17.013 and do what you want with who you want. 1429 01:13:22.882 --> 01:13:24.620 - How was your weekend? 1430 01:13:24.620 --> 01:13:26.530 - Good, you? 1431 01:13:26.530 --> 01:13:27.363 - Same. 1432 01:13:33.223 --> 01:13:36.290 - Hey, Lanie, do you wanna come give a talk 1433 01:13:36.290 --> 01:13:38.520 at the Power Suits Club meeting on Thursday? 1434 01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:39.390 - Really? 1435 01:13:39.390 --> 01:13:43.380 - Yeah, way to take control of your sexual power. 1436 01:13:43.380 --> 01:13:46.473 - Ladies, if we could focus, please. 1437 01:13:55.399 --> 01:13:57.982 (upbeat music) 1438 01:14:10.807 --> 01:14:14.014 ♪ Looking for a reason ♪ 1439 01:14:14.014 --> 01:14:17.702 ♪ To be a lover not a weary soul ♪ 1440 01:14:17.702 --> 01:14:21.593 ♪ I wrote a message in a bottle ♪ 1441 01:14:21.593 --> 01:14:26.204 ♪ I threw it out into the wide wide world ♪ 1442 01:14:26.204 --> 01:14:30.075 ♪ Why do I have to be drowning in misery ♪ 1443 01:14:30.075 --> 01:14:34.003 ♪ Come on and discover me now ♪ 1444 01:14:34.003 --> 01:14:35.825 ♪ Take in stride again ♪ 1445 01:14:35.825 --> 01:14:38.158 ♪ Listening to my friends ♪ 1446 01:14:38.158 --> 01:14:43.158 ♪ Telling me to figure it out ♪ 1447 01:14:43.402 --> 01:14:48.402 ♪ Then you came into my life ♪ 1448 01:14:51.854 --> 01:14:56.854 ♪ Is it true or in my mind ♪ 1449 01:14:57.984 --> 01:15:01.374 ♪ Touch me now ♪ 1450 01:15:01.374 --> 01:15:05.212 ♪ Carry me home ♪ 1451 01:15:05.212 --> 01:15:09.072 ♪ Feel me now ♪ 1452 01:15:09.072 --> 01:15:14.072 ♪ Never alone ♪ 1453 01:15:14.295 --> 01:15:16.149 ♪ Searching for love ♪ 1454 01:15:16.149 --> 01:15:18.115 ♪ I want it any kind of way ♪ 1455 01:15:18.115 --> 01:15:21.780 ♪ Give it to me every day ♪ 1456 01:15:21.780 --> 01:15:24.864 ♪ I'm not going anywhere ♪ 1457 01:15:24.864 --> 01:15:28.924 ♪ Someone get me out of here ♪ 1458 01:15:28.924 --> 01:15:32.516 ♪ Why does it gotta be shrouded in mystery ♪ 1459 01:15:32.516 --> 01:15:36.429 ♪ Come on stop playing around ♪ 1460 01:15:36.429 --> 01:15:40.362 ♪ Why am I here again listening to my friends ♪ 1461 01:15:40.362 --> 01:15:45.362 ♪ Telling me to figure it out ♪ 1462 01:15:45.443 --> 01:15:50.443 ♪ Then you came into my life ♪ 1463 01:15:53.343 --> 01:15:58.343 ♪ Is it true or in my mind ♪ 1464 01:15:59.929 --> 01:16:03.726 ♪ Touch me now ♪ 1465 01:16:03.726 --> 01:16:07.575 ♪ Carry me home ♪ 1466 01:16:07.575 --> 01:16:11.583 ♪ Feel me now ♪ 1467 01:16:11.583 --> 01:16:15.497 ♪ Never alone ♪ 1468 01:16:15.497 --> 01:16:19.356 ♪ Touch me now ♪ 1469 01:16:19.356 --> 01:16:23.202 ♪ Carry me home ♪ 1470 01:16:23.202 --> 01:16:25.702 ♪ Feel me now ♪