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- Hmm.

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Official YIFY movies site:
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(mid tempo electronic music)

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(Mark and Kim chuckling)

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To 15 years.
- To 15 years.

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- Wow.

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Hey.

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- Yeah?

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- I want to try something.

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I want to try to say something new

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that I haven't already told
you in the last 15 years.

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- Okay, I'll do the same.

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- I like the way you think.

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Your opinion is always the
only one I really care about.

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- My mom told me she finally

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realized what she needs from a man.

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She needs to feel like
he thinks she's special.

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That's how you make me feel.

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- And you are special.

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- No, but

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you make me feel like I am.

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- [Mark] Look at this.

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- You know what I've observed about you

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over all the years we've been together?

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It seems like the two things
that make you happiest

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are when I tell you I'm baking something.

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- This cake is unbelievable, yeah.

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- And when I ask you if
you want to have sex.

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- Well yeah.

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- Maybe that's what all men want

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most from their wives,
you know, food and sex.

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It's like their two most basic

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physiological needs being
met by their partner.

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But there's gotta be something else.

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What about recognition and praise?

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That's gotta be high on everyone's list.

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- Hmm.

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- Okay, here's a question.

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Which would you rather, a blowjob

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or I give you compliments
for five minutes straight?

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- A blowjob.

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(Kim laughs)

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I like when you give me compliments but-

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- I know, a hand job.

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That way I can tell you how
great you are at the same time.

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- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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You see how your brain
works? Should we try that?

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This one's already folded.

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- It's weird that everyone dies.

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It's the most dramatic, suspenseful

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premise ever and it's
not a movie, you know?

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You, that is you, are going to die

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one day and you don't know when or how.

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- Wait, why are you singling me out?

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Are you anticipating it, or?

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- No, it's just invigorating.

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I am going to die.

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It's terrifying, or a relief.

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Katie Couric

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is going to die.

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- Yes.

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Yes she is.

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But the question is-

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- How much time do you left?
A short amount, long amount?

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- Yeah, that and what do you
do with the time that you have?

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- Are you spending it the way

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you should, the way you want to?

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- Did you write today?

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- No.

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- You should just write
something new, just anything.

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- I will, I'm going to.

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- Kim, your book is great.

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I mean that's the success,

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just having created
something that's great.

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People are going to discover
it over time, they will.

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It'll be read.

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- Thank you.

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- [Interviewer] Totally absorbed,

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I didn't even notice time going by.

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- [Author] Well that's what
they say happiness is, right?

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Absorption.

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- [Interviewer] It's an incredible debut.

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This novel reminded me of what
it was like to be a child.

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- Cultivating relationships

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on social media eats up hours every day.

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Reading other people's feeds and coming up

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with interesting responses
that are actually worth reading

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and everyone acts like they're
just hanging out, you know?

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But really everyone is selling something.

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- [Literary Agent] I don't
know what to tell you.

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If you think you can
put out a book without

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promoting it on social
media, well, it's naive.

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The future is digital,
that's all, end of story.

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- I'll keep at it.

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- [Literary Agent] How many

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followers do you have on Twitter?

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- About 300.

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- [Literary Agent] My 15
year old daughter has 45,000.

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- I know, her tweets are really good.

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- [Literary Agent] Look,

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we're abandoning our business model.

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Instead of authors, we're now

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going to pursue creators
of digital content.

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- Okay.

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- [Literary Agent] So I
can't represent you anymore

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but you're a good writer,
it's just the novel is dead.

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Publishing is dead.

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- I think there's always going

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to be people who want to read novels.

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- [Literary Agent] It's not profitable

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except for a few authors at the very top.

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- Supposedly book sales
are higher than ever.

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People are reading eBooks.

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- [Literary Agent] Well
they're not buying your book.

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I'm sorry, none of our
clients' books are doing

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great right now, that's why
we're changing direction.

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(soft somber music)

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- Okay.

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Well, I appreciate everything

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you've done for me and my book.

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- [Literary Agent] Thank
you, let's keep in touch.

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- Okay,

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bye.

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- I'm sure you'll be able

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to get another agent when
your next book is done.

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- It's exciting that you and
Alex were in the trades today.

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I can't believe the show is gonna go.

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- Yeah I know, I can't
believe it either, it's crazy.

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- You're finally gonna be
running your own TV show.

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You've worked so hard.

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- Yeah, if we can just make this a hit,

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then we can get one of
our own pilots made.

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- Yeah.

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- The hours are gonna
be long though and we're

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not gonna be able to spend
as much time together.

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You know how you always say

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couples that stick
together, stick together.

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- Nah, it'll be okay.

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I'll use the extra time alone to write.

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(relaxed electronic piano music)

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Ideas.

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(dog's collar jingling)

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Ideas.

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Ideas.

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Please God,

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ideas.

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(paper ripping)

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Idea.

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Ideas.

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What is the point?

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- I found our lead actress.
- Yeah?

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- [Alex] She's in that group
of head shots we got today.

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Her name is Brittney Slaten.

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- Is she funny?

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- [Alex] Who cares? Look at her.

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- You're gonna care when we start shooting

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and she has to deliver one of your jokes.

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- [Alex] We'll get an audience

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just because of how she looks.

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Let's just watch her
reel together tomorrow.

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- Okay.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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- Laurie told me about some news

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show today where they did this experiment.

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They gave women the choice of dating

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either a short guy with a prestigious job

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and a great salary or a tall guy who had

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a dead end job, was broke
and had a lot of debt.

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All the women chose the tall guy.

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- Hmm.

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- I just think it sucks not
giving short guys a chance.

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- Well, it's the same as men wanting

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to be with a woman just
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- I like how personality
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You know, if a person has charisma,

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it doesn't matter if they're
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People want to be with them.

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- You know, supposedly one
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people is that they're good
listeners, like Bill Clinton.

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People say that when he's talking to you,

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you feel like he's
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Like you're the most
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- When Isak Dinesen would talk to people,

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she'd open her eyes
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from blinking as if she were
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- Wow.

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- It made her seem affected

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but really she was just insecure.

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Her whole problem was self-confidence.

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Maybe she wouldn't have
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if she doesn't have something to prove.

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- Maybe that's what drives
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They have something to prove.

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- Yeah.

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I want to read you
something that she wrote.

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- [Mark] Yeah.

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- "Reality had met me
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in such an ugly shape that I have

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no wish to come into
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Somewhere in me, a dark
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and I took refuge within the fantastic,

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like a distressed child in his fairytales.

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I did not want to look ahead
and not at all to look back."

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- Hmm, that's good.

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- How are you doing?

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- [Lisa] I keep fantasizing
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Not just John but also Philly, this house.

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- You've just gotta hang in there.

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You're going to make it through this.

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It's like you've gotta rip off
the mother of all Band-Aids.

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- [Lisa] Yeah.

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- But once you do-
- I'll be free.

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(mouse clicks)

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- I'm ready, I want it noted

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and I'm just gonna sit here totally still

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because normally when I see
that you're still getting ready,

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I'll keep fiddling around and
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you'll think it was because of me.

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- I know it's me this
time but it's usually you.

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- It's not always me, that's not true.

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- Then how come every time I have

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a lunch or appointment
by myself, I am on time?

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Okay wait, let's get back to Lisa.

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So you know she's not typically a snoop,

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that's not her style.

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Actually though, doesn't
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I mean, I've done it.

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- What, with me, with my stuff?

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- No, not with you.

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- Okay.
- Anyway,

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John stays at work 'til
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'cause they avoid going
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because the bedroom is intimate obviously

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and if you're having problems.

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Anyway, John works late, comes home,

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watches sports news while polishing off

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a bottle of wine and
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Lisa comes down to the
kitchen for a glass of water,

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notices his cell phone on the dining table

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and it makes a noise,
signaling he got a text.

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- Oh boy.
- Yeah.

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- [Mark] Yeah.

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- It's a selfie from some blonde.

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- Oh no.
- Yeah.

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The blond said, "Hey hottie,
you want to hang this weekend?"

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- What are they, like fucking
20 year olds or something?

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- Thank you.

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- That's crazy.
- You know Lisa said

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even though she's not
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and she's told him she wants a divorce,

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it was like getting
punched in the stomach.

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- Of course.
- But she's like

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what else is on his phone?

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- Yeah.

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- So she starts clicking
through his texts and there

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are tons of him asking
different women out for drinks.

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- Oh my goodness,

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are these women our age
or are they younger?

261
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- Lisa thinks they're our age.

262
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She thinks maybe he went to
college with some of them.

263
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- [Mark] Okay.

264
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- Probably the only way
he's gonna get someone

265
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younger is if he drives some
flashy car or something.

266
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- That's funny.

267
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- But he has no money because his business

268
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isn't doing well and
he refuses to get a job

269
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because 9:00 to 5:00s
are for suckers, right?

270
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And meanwhile, Lisa is working her ass off

271
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trying to pay the bills so their
water doesn't get shut off.

272
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- Jesus, that's terrible.

273
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- And you know what he says to her?

274
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- What?

275
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- "I just wish you'd be happy."

276
00:12:55.805 --> 00:12:56.839
- Wow.

277
00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:58.729
- Maybe that's what all men want, right?

278
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You know, just for their
wives to smile and be happy.

279
00:13:03.030 --> 00:13:05.869
You know what? I get it, I understand it.

280
00:13:05.870 --> 00:13:09.959
It's like "Welcome home,
honey, here's your cake."

281
00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:11.813
- That's how you are, you know?

282
00:13:13.640 --> 00:13:14.640
Right?

283
00:13:15.640 --> 00:13:17.033
- That's how you see me?

284
00:13:18.430 --> 00:13:19.830
- Yeah, you're always happy.

285
00:13:20.940 --> 00:13:23.359
- Well, except for now.
- Really?

286
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- I have no idea what my purpose is.

287
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I mean when I was writing my book,

288
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I felt like I was doing
something that mattered.

289
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But if it turns out you're not

290
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successful at whatever it is you do-

291
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- I love your writing though, Kim.

292
00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:38.419
- But if I'm not getting paid for it

293
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and only a handful of people
know or care about it,

294
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I can't help but wonder if

295
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I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.

296
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Your writing is validated by success.

297
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You are continually working on TV shows

298
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or selling pilots and you're paid well.

299
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It is great that you have
confirmation of your talent.

300
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Meanwhile I, oh my god, we're so late.

301
00:14:03.650 --> 00:14:04.650
- I was ready.

302
00:14:14.735 --> 00:14:18.318
(relaxed electronic music)

303
00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:38.533
- Shannon.
- Hi.

304
00:14:39.719 --> 00:14:42.859
- Hey, it was so good to
see you at the reunion.

305
00:14:42.860 --> 00:14:43.860
- Yeah,

306
00:14:45.370 --> 00:14:46.619
but I've changed.

307
00:14:46.620 --> 00:14:47.903
- You look great.

308
00:14:50.630 --> 00:14:52.249
You remember Homecoming?

309
00:14:52.250 --> 00:14:54.050
We didn't even make it to the dance.

310
00:14:55.640 --> 00:14:59.503
We just sat out in the parking
lot and made out in my car.

311
00:15:02.190 --> 00:15:07.190
Who knew that kissing for so
long could be such a turn-on.

312
00:15:11.327 --> 00:15:13.680
But I guess we did more than just kiss.

313
00:15:19.624 --> 00:15:23.159
- I don't believe in climate change.

314
00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:24.160
- Don't ruin it.

315
00:15:30.968 --> 00:15:33.551
(mouse clicks)

316
00:15:40.717 --> 00:15:41.909
- What if you've been losing weight

317
00:15:41.910 --> 00:15:43.960
and working out because you want to date?

318
00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:50.253
- I do not want to date, I'm
married, to a crazy person.

319
00:15:51.460 --> 00:15:53.619
- Actually, I wish I really were nuts.

320
00:15:53.620 --> 00:15:55.979
I'd have more followers on Twitter.

321
00:15:55.980 --> 00:15:57.679
Besides celebrities,
the people who do best

322
00:15:57.680 --> 00:15:59.949
on Twitter are the pretty
girls who are nuts.

323
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Like models who get into insult wars

324
00:16:02.210 --> 00:16:06.492
with people or say crazy
shit about their sex life.

325
00:16:06.493 --> 00:16:09.169
- Yeah, you know Alex has
been doing online dating.

326
00:16:09.170 --> 00:16:11.373
- Ah, how's it going?

327
00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:14.419
- She says that all the guys post pictures

328
00:16:14.420 --> 00:16:15.929
of their motorcycle or truck and all

329
00:16:15.930 --> 00:16:19.009
the girls post pictures of their cats.

330
00:16:19.010 --> 00:16:19.843
- Wow.

331
00:16:19.844 --> 00:16:20.969
- It's like everyone's speaking

332
00:16:20.970 --> 00:16:22.673
the wrong language to each other.

333
00:16:23.810 --> 00:16:26.029
- Can you imagine online dating?

334
00:16:26.030 --> 00:16:29.219
- No, she says that no one
looks like their photo.

335
00:16:29.220 --> 00:16:31.919
When she goes to meet them
for coffee or whatever,

336
00:16:31.920 --> 00:16:35.082
they look totally different
than their picture.

337
00:16:35.083 --> 00:16:36.862
- Ugh.
- It's crazy.

338
00:16:36.863 --> 00:16:37.696
- Well, it's tricky.

339
00:16:37.697 --> 00:16:39.659
You have to have photos that are good

340
00:16:39.660 --> 00:16:41.919
enough to catch guys' attention but not

341
00:16:41.920 --> 00:16:44.909
so good that they're
disappointed when they meet you.

342
00:16:44.910 --> 00:16:46.539
- Yeah, she said some of the guys

343
00:16:46.540 --> 00:16:49.283
will post pictures of
themselves like shirtless.

344
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What are they doing?

345
00:16:52.192 --> 00:16:54.199
- It must be like a primal thing.

346
00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:57.609
- Yeah, it's like "This
is what I look like naked.

347
00:16:57.610 --> 00:16:59.647
I want to see what you look like naked."

348
00:17:02.580 --> 00:17:03.580
- You look good.

349
00:17:04.340 --> 00:17:06.053
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

350
00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:08.240
- Thanks.

351
00:17:10.870 --> 00:17:15.079
- Chris is constantly hooking
up with girls he meets online.

352
00:17:15.080 --> 00:17:16.889
I don't think he goes
out with anyone twice.

353
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They just have sex and keep moving.

354
00:17:19.050 --> 00:17:21.039
- Kim, he's in his 20s.

355
00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:23.029
- But isn't it weird that we missed that?

356
00:17:23.030 --> 00:17:26.529
Apparently people spend their
20s balling everyone in sight.

357
00:17:26.530 --> 00:17:27.530
But not us.

358
00:17:28.940 --> 00:17:31.359
Do you wish now that you'd
been single in your 20s?

359
00:17:31.360 --> 00:17:32.519
- No.

360
00:17:32.520 --> 00:17:35.319
- Ooh, you are lying.

361
00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:40.009
This is what dishonesty
in a marriage looks like.

362
00:17:40.010 --> 00:17:42.910
- Would I rather have been
single in my 20s than date you?

363
00:17:44.290 --> 00:17:45.616
No.

364
00:17:45.617 --> 00:17:48.929
- You would do very well
if you were single now.

365
00:17:48.930 --> 00:17:51.499
- Kim, guys would be
throwing themselves at you.

366
00:17:51.500 --> 00:17:53.309
- I have at least five friends who would

367
00:17:53.310 --> 00:17:56.499
gleefully step over my
dead body to get to you.

368
00:17:56.500 --> 00:17:58.573
- No one would be as good as you.

369
00:18:01.218 --> 00:18:02.453
I'd be screwed.

370
00:18:04.732 --> 00:18:05.732
Seriously.

371
00:18:06.570 --> 00:18:09.079
- How's it going with the mediator?

372
00:18:09.080 --> 00:18:11.029
- [Lisa] Okay so far.

373
00:18:11.030 --> 00:18:13.609
If we can just keep being
civil to each other,

374
00:18:13.610 --> 00:18:16.543
the divorce will only cost about 5,000.

375
00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:20.309
- When Lisa and John first got together,

376
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I was envious of them because it seemed

377
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like they were more in love than anyone

378
00:18:24.840 --> 00:18:27.859
had ever been in the history of the world

379
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and then basically right
after they got married,

380
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they started having problems.

381
00:18:32.210 --> 00:18:34.303
They were in counseling the first year.

382
00:18:35.405 --> 00:18:38.699
It seems like people make
the decision to get married

383
00:18:38.700 --> 00:18:41.521
when they're in a state
of heightened emotion.

384
00:18:41.522 --> 00:18:44.359
But emotions are fleeting
and marriage is not

385
00:18:44.360 --> 00:18:46.819
and it's hard as hell to get out of.

386
00:18:46.820 --> 00:18:49.713
So, no one should ever get married.

387
00:18:51.290 --> 00:18:52.359
- Well, some would say that's why

388
00:18:52.360 --> 00:18:53.649
you get married because it helps you

389
00:18:53.650 --> 00:18:57.889
stay put when you're
experiencing fleeting emotions.

390
00:18:57.890 --> 00:19:00.679
- It's just so weird that Lisa was married

391
00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:04.399
for 17 years and now
she'll be dating again.

392
00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:07.193
I mean can you imagine
having sex with strangers?

393
00:19:08.910 --> 00:19:11.359
I just described some
people's fantasy, right?

394
00:19:11.360 --> 00:19:13.791
- Yeah.
- Sex with strangers.

395
00:19:13.792 --> 00:19:14.792
- Yeah.

396
00:19:16.097 --> 00:19:18.469
- I'm really sensitive
to how people smell,

397
00:19:18.470 --> 00:19:21.857
even just assuming they're
showered and clean.

398
00:19:21.858 --> 00:19:23.629
- That's funny, that's actually one

399
00:19:23.630 --> 00:19:25.479
of the questions on the dating apps.

400
00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:26.869
- Really?
- Yeah.

401
00:19:26.870 --> 00:19:29.269
Alex says they ask you
to rate how important

402
00:19:29.270 --> 00:19:31.439
everything is to you and
that's one of the things.

403
00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:34.559
How important is it that
your date smells good?

404
00:19:34.560 --> 00:19:36.499
- Very important.
- Yeah.

405
00:19:36.500 --> 00:19:39.243
I don't like when women
wear tons of perfume.

406
00:19:40.980 --> 00:19:43.303
- Hmm, I like when men wear cologne.

407
00:19:45.510 --> 00:19:49.299
- Hmm, maybe I should
wear cologne more often.

408
00:19:49.300 --> 00:19:51.199
- No, I don't care about you wearing it.

409
00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:52.449
You smell good without it.

410
00:19:52.450 --> 00:19:55.150
- No, but if you like cologne,
maybe I should wear it.

411
00:19:56.124 --> 00:19:57.374
- I don't know.

412
00:19:59.252 --> 00:20:00.679
Maybe it would help.

413
00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:03.331
- Maybe it would help?
- What?

414
00:20:03.332 --> 00:20:06.029
- Did you say maybe it would help?

415
00:20:06.030 --> 00:20:07.783
Like what the hell is
that supposed to mean?

416
00:20:09.850 --> 00:20:11.489
- I don't know.

417
00:20:11.490 --> 00:20:13.314
I didn't know what I was saying.

418
00:20:13.315 --> 00:20:17.322
I was thinking about something
else and then, I'm sorry.

419
00:20:17.323 --> 00:20:18.923
- Why don't we have sex anymore?

420
00:20:19.920 --> 00:20:22.099
- We do.
- It's been forever.

421
00:20:22.100 --> 00:20:24.039
- It's been like a month.

422
00:20:24.040 --> 00:20:25.823
- Yeah, that's a long time.

423
00:20:32.870 --> 00:20:33.870
What is it?

424
00:20:36.050 --> 00:20:37.879
Is it me, are you not
attracted to me anymore?

425
00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.129
- You know I'm attracted to you.

426
00:20:40.130 --> 00:20:41.130
- Then what is it?

427
00:20:44.580 --> 00:20:47.713
- I think I just meant that
cologne makes me think of sex.

428
00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:52.173
I just need something to remind me of sex.

429
00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:57.147
(soft anxious guitar music)

430
00:20:59.761 --> 00:21:00.761
Hey.

431
00:21:02.948 --> 00:21:03.948
I'm sorry.

432
00:21:05.105 --> 00:21:06.105
I'm sorry.

433
00:21:09.206 --> 00:21:12.373
I didn't mean it like that, I'm sorry.

434
00:21:14.270 --> 00:21:15.270
Hey.

435
00:21:17.081 --> 00:21:18.498
I didn't mean it.

436
00:21:19.540 --> 00:21:20.540
I'm sorry.

437
00:21:27.320 --> 00:21:28.667
I am attracted to you.

438
00:21:42.202 --> 00:21:45.202
(keyboard clicking)

439
00:21:50.219 --> 00:21:51.256
- What are you doing?

440
00:21:51.257 --> 00:21:55.239
- I want to drink it hot
first and then switch to iced.

441
00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:56.240
I want it both ways.

442
00:21:57.990 --> 00:21:59.283
How'd casting go today?

443
00:22:00.380 --> 00:22:02.299
- Good, we had a girl come in and audition

444
00:22:02.300 --> 00:22:04.599
that was surprisingly good.

445
00:22:04.600 --> 00:22:05.949
We all liked her, all the writers.

446
00:22:05.950 --> 00:22:08.429
She was a little ditzy but very funny.

447
00:22:08.430 --> 00:22:10.889
- What's her name?
- Brittney.

448
00:22:10.890 --> 00:22:12.390
You know what I noticed today?

449
00:22:14.210 --> 00:22:17.219
Everyone that came in to
audition had striking eye color

450
00:22:17.220 --> 00:22:19.993
like blue or green eyes that
got everyone's attention.

451
00:22:21.180 --> 00:22:22.979
I bet the reason they got into acting

452
00:22:22.980 --> 00:22:25.119
was because when they were growing up,

453
00:22:25.120 --> 00:22:26.689
people would comment on their eyes

454
00:22:26.690 --> 00:22:28.913
and it would make them feel special.

455
00:22:29.870 --> 00:22:31.229
- I believe it.

456
00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:32.859
- Yeah.

457
00:22:32.860 --> 00:22:34.683
- George Clooney has brown eyes.

458
00:22:36.840 --> 00:22:38.919
So was she attractive?
- Who?

459
00:22:38.920 --> 00:22:39.920
- Brittney.

460
00:22:41.110 --> 00:22:42.749
- Yeah, she's cute.

461
00:22:42.750 --> 00:22:43.900
- What's her last name?

462
00:22:45.168 --> 00:22:46.283
- Slaten I think.

463
00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:49.402
- See, it's little things like this

464
00:22:49.403 --> 00:22:51.259
that just chip away at trust.

465
00:22:51.260 --> 00:22:54.773
Are you seriously pretending
to be unsure of her name?

466
00:23:02.841 --> 00:23:03.841
- What?

467
00:23:06.070 --> 00:23:07.070
What?

468
00:23:08.310 --> 00:23:10.529
- I'm trying to decide what I'll do

469
00:23:10.530 --> 00:23:13.249
if you leave me for this actress.

470
00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:14.083
- I'm not gonna leave you.

471
00:23:14.084 --> 00:23:18.049
- Manhattan, some kind of
finance guy, not the shady type.

472
00:23:18.050 --> 00:23:20.549
He just was always brilliant at math

473
00:23:20.550 --> 00:23:22.279
and he has impeccable ethics.

474
00:23:22.280 --> 00:23:23.530
- There's no such person.

475
00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:26.633
- Fine.
- Yeah.

476
00:23:28.220 --> 00:23:32.149
- If I were single, I could
redecorate as often as I like,

477
00:23:32.150 --> 00:23:35.189
change up the whole damn
house whenever I want.

478
00:23:35.190 --> 00:23:38.519
Meanwhile, I hope you're
ready to play therapist

479
00:23:38.520 --> 00:23:41.579
and personal assistant
to your actress wife

480
00:23:41.580 --> 00:23:43.619
as she careens between breathtaking

481
00:23:43.620 --> 00:23:46.793
narcissism and debilitating insecurity.

482
00:23:47.830 --> 00:23:49.949
The great thing about actors

483
00:23:49.950 --> 00:23:52.809
is you always know where you stand.

484
00:23:52.810 --> 00:23:53.810
They're number one.

485
00:23:56.210 --> 00:23:57.260
- Why do you do this?

486
00:23:59.400 --> 00:24:00.400
Huh?

487
00:24:03.550 --> 00:24:05.809
- I like to be prepared for any outcome.

488
00:24:05.810 --> 00:24:08.663
Like anyone, I'm trying
to avoid suffering.

489
00:24:10.760 --> 00:24:13.469
- Well if we break up, we both suffer.

490
00:24:13.470 --> 00:24:14.899
Even if I marry an actress

491
00:24:14.900 --> 00:24:16.600
and you end up with a finance guy.

492
00:24:23.510 --> 00:24:24.510
- Yeah.

493
00:24:32.111 --> 00:24:33.609
I'm nervous.

494
00:24:33.610 --> 00:24:35.483
- You gotta commit or
you're gonna make a mess.

495
00:24:38.090 --> 00:24:39.777
Commit, commit, commit.

496
00:24:44.219 --> 00:24:47.802
(soft anxious piano music)

497
00:25:03.690 --> 00:25:07.199
Yeah, no, she's at book club.

498
00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:09.123
Yeah, once a week.

499
00:25:10.780 --> 00:25:11.909
Once a week, yeah.

500
00:25:11.910 --> 00:25:14.503
No, but she's doing great,
she's doing really good.

501
00:25:19.520 --> 00:25:20.370
What's that?

502
00:25:20.371 --> 00:25:21.939
Well look, I'm glad it
made you feel better

503
00:25:21.940 --> 00:25:23.599
but did you think about
going outside at all

504
00:25:23.600 --> 00:25:25.749
and throwing it against
the ground or up in-

505
00:25:25.750 --> 00:25:28.233
- I'll fix the wall,
I know how to Spackle.

506
00:25:29.150 --> 00:25:31.449
Besides, I've been wanting to
paint this room again anyway.

507
00:25:31.450 --> 00:25:33.882
- We just had it painted.
- Two years ago.

508
00:25:33.883 --> 00:25:36.739
- [Lisa] I got my hair cut
and colored and I bought

509
00:25:36.740 --> 00:25:39.429
some cute new outfits and
Meg has a good camera,

510
00:25:39.430 --> 00:25:43.117
so she's gonna take some pics
of me to use on dating apps.

511
00:25:43.118 --> 00:25:45.129
- Oh my gosh, how fun.

512
00:25:45.130 --> 00:25:46.839
- [Lisa] It's so weird to be single again.

513
00:25:46.840 --> 00:25:47.859
Lately I haven't been able

514
00:25:47.860 --> 00:25:50.883
to sleep because I'm just excited.

515
00:25:52.821 --> 00:25:55.154
(Kim sighs)

516
00:25:56.320 --> 00:25:58.629
- Did you know anytime
you see a celebrity with

517
00:25:58.630 --> 00:26:02.430
fabulous mermaid waves, it's
actually hair extensions?

518
00:26:02.431 --> 00:26:03.431
- What?

519
00:26:07.550 --> 00:26:10.629
- One day, I'm going
to get hair extensions.

520
00:26:10.630 --> 00:26:12.543
They'll be really expensive.

521
00:26:13.600 --> 00:26:15.780
They'll never be exactly right

522
00:26:17.243 --> 00:26:19.083
and I'll complain about them a lot.

523
00:26:20.310 --> 00:26:22.779
Actually, I don't want hair extensions.

524
00:26:22.780 --> 00:26:26.149
It's like Fran Lebowitz
says about plastic surgery.

525
00:26:26.150 --> 00:26:27.573
It's the burden of the rich.

526
00:26:30.977 --> 00:26:34.053
But I would like to repaint this bedroom.

527
00:26:35.665 --> 00:26:37.519
- You always want change, huh?

528
00:26:37.520 --> 00:26:40.183
- You always want things to stay the same.

529
00:26:41.660 --> 00:26:45.600
Look, I've been with the
same person for 15 years

530
00:26:46.634 --> 00:26:50.369
and that's great but I
do need change in some

531
00:26:50.370 --> 00:26:54.149
part of my life and I
don't think it's a big deal

532
00:26:54.150 --> 00:26:56.663
to want to repaint the
bedroom occasionally.

533
00:26:59.010 --> 00:27:00.449
- Are you stressed about the show?

534
00:27:00.450 --> 00:27:02.903
- Yeah, I just hope we
make something good.

535
00:27:04.620 --> 00:27:08.739
- On set, it seems like
you're not attracted to me.

536
00:27:08.740 --> 00:27:10.274
- I am.

537
00:27:10.275 --> 00:27:11.319
- But you don't act like it.

538
00:27:11.320 --> 00:27:12.320
- God, I hope not.

539
00:27:13.978 --> 00:27:18.645
(relaxed tempo piano, electronic music)

540
00:27:52.270 --> 00:27:54.836
- So what have you been up to?

541
00:27:54.837 --> 00:27:57.359
(Kim giggles)

542
00:27:57.360 --> 00:27:58.409
- I'm trying to think of how

543
00:27:58.410 --> 00:28:01.133
to summarize the last two decades.

544
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:03.479
- You look good.

545
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:05.629
- No, you do.

546
00:28:05.630 --> 00:28:08.889
- Oh, I don't really look like this.

547
00:28:08.890 --> 00:28:10.129
Recently I've gained some weight

548
00:28:10.130 --> 00:28:12.159
and I started losing my hair.

549
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:14.359
- I don't care about that stuff.

550
00:28:14.360 --> 00:28:16.623
I just remember you
the way you used to be.

551
00:28:21.110 --> 00:28:22.389
- So when we were on set today,

552
00:28:22.390 --> 00:28:24.469
did I hear you talking
about "The Bachelorette?"

553
00:28:24.470 --> 00:28:25.793
- I'm obsessed.

554
00:28:29.170 --> 00:28:30.003
Is that a problem?

555
00:28:30.004 --> 00:28:31.513
- I wish I didn't care.

556
00:28:33.040 --> 00:28:36.029
- Let's pretend I only
watch documentaries.

557
00:28:36.030 --> 00:28:38.199
- Well, this whole thing is pretend.

558
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:41.749
There has to be some
grain of truth or reality.

559
00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:42.839
- Remember how we all went to

560
00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:45.529
Katherine's parents farm
for Senior Skip Day?

561
00:28:45.530 --> 00:28:46.363
- Yeah.

562
00:28:46.364 --> 00:28:47.469
- And everyone got wasted

563
00:28:47.470 --> 00:28:49.459
and we all played strip poker in the barn.

564
00:28:49.460 --> 00:28:51.509
- That was one of the
best nights of my life.

565
00:28:51.510 --> 00:28:53.699
- And you and I almost made out.

566
00:28:53.700 --> 00:28:55.386
- Why didn't we?

567
00:28:55.387 --> 00:28:57.369
- I don't know.
- Oh, wait.

568
00:28:57.370 --> 00:28:59.849
It's because you only
dated football players.

569
00:28:59.850 --> 00:29:01.433
- I read a book recently.

570
00:29:01.434 --> 00:29:02.267
- Oh yeah?

571
00:29:02.268 --> 00:29:04.902
- It was so good, it was
about magical thinking.

572
00:29:04.903 --> 00:29:07.479
- Oh, the Joan Didion book?

573
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:11.959
- No, it was about how if
you think positively enough

574
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:16.889
often enough, you can manifest
everything you dream of.

575
00:29:16.890 --> 00:29:20.069
- So every person who's
successful now never

576
00:29:20.070 --> 00:29:22.883
had negative thoughts while
they were working their way up?

577
00:29:25.620 --> 00:29:26.620
- I'm not sure.

578
00:29:29.185 --> 00:29:31.619
- I wanted to sleep and now
I'm having a panic attack.

579
00:29:31.620 --> 00:29:34.193
- So, how are you?

580
00:29:35.460 --> 00:29:36.460
- Good.

581
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:42.789
- It seems like your focus on
success is making you unhappy.

582
00:29:42.790 --> 00:29:43.989
- You think?

583
00:29:43.990 --> 00:29:46.179
- Look, I'm a nice, sweet person.

584
00:29:46.180 --> 00:29:48.313
- No, I know, I'm sorry.

585
00:29:50.560 --> 00:29:51.993
I'll see you at work.

586
00:29:52.890 --> 00:29:53.890
- Okay.

587
00:29:54.630 --> 00:29:56.380
I'm gonna look really hot tomorrow.

588
00:29:58.010 --> 00:29:59.010
- Great.

589
00:30:05.850 --> 00:30:06.850
What'd you do today?

590
00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:11.179
- I wasted time online.

591
00:30:11.180 --> 00:30:13.919
- How much time do you spend on Facebook?

592
00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:14.920
- Too much.

593
00:30:15.931 --> 00:30:17.369
- And what do you get out of it?

594
00:30:17.370 --> 00:30:19.413
- I miss my friends from high school.

595
00:30:20.384 --> 00:30:22.799
- You don't even have
anything in common with them.

596
00:30:22.800 --> 00:30:24.579
- Except childhood.

597
00:30:24.580 --> 00:30:25.580
- Okay.

598
00:30:26.350 --> 00:30:27.513
That's a bit dramatic.

599
00:30:28.510 --> 00:30:29.873
- It is dramatic.

600
00:30:30.830 --> 00:30:32.530
Growing up with a group of people,

601
00:30:33.940 --> 00:30:36.393
it's your personal history,
your formative years.

602
00:30:38.740 --> 00:30:41.249
- Well I just think at a certain point,

603
00:30:41.250 --> 00:30:43.349
at a certain age, you move past that.

604
00:30:43.350 --> 00:30:45.453
- Or is it more important than ever?

605
00:30:46.350 --> 00:30:48.709
Those memories, who you were then?

606
00:30:48.710 --> 00:30:51.899
Like I can't decide if I'm a completely

607
00:30:51.900 --> 00:30:55.713
different person now or
if I'm basically the same.

608
00:30:59.330 --> 00:31:01.180
- I have no desire to be on Facebook.

609
00:31:02.080 --> 00:31:05.509
- You're not a sentimental
person, you're not nostalgic.

610
00:31:05.510 --> 00:31:06.963
- I am about some things.

611
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:11.203
- You seemed happy to see
everybody at your 20 year reunion.

612
00:31:12.170 --> 00:31:14.259
You were happy to see Shannon.

613
00:31:14.260 --> 00:31:16.960
- It was nice to see her,
it was nice to see everyone.

614
00:31:18.410 --> 00:31:19.938
I like people.

615
00:31:19.939 --> 00:31:22.522
(Kim chuckles)

616
00:31:23.877 --> 00:31:27.009
- Yeah but I wanna see
everybody from my class.

617
00:31:27.010 --> 00:31:31.049
Get 'em all together and
just hang out for hours.

618
00:31:31.050 --> 00:31:32.609
Really catch up.

619
00:31:32.610 --> 00:31:34.243
- Yeah, I don't need to do that.

620
00:31:43.910 --> 00:31:46.329
- Maybe you don't care
about being on Facebook

621
00:31:46.330 --> 00:31:50.253
because you're interested in your life.

622
00:31:51.290 --> 00:31:53.163
You're engaged in what you're doing.

623
00:31:55.580 --> 00:31:57.413
- You're not interested in your life?

624
00:31:58.283 --> 00:32:00.399
(somber electronic music)

625
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:02.735
Hey, hey, hey.

626
00:32:02.736 --> 00:32:03.736
Hey.

627
00:32:11.257 --> 00:32:12.936
"Stop breaking the law, asshole."

628
00:32:12.937 --> 00:32:14.027
- "Liar Liar."

629
00:32:15.307 --> 00:32:17.659
- "From where does the power come

630
00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:19.326
to see the race to its end?"

631
00:32:19.327 --> 00:32:20.417
- "Chariots of Fire."

632
00:32:21.587 --> 00:32:24.716
"You want us to give back the money?"

633
00:32:24.717 --> 00:32:26.047
- "Lost in America."

634
00:32:27.247 --> 00:32:29.426
"I've got the hair, I've got the eyes."

635
00:32:29.427 --> 00:32:30.727
- "Peggy Sue Got Married."

636
00:32:32.307 --> 00:32:33.919
- "Oh,

637
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:35.786
I'm trying to cooperate."

638
00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:36.827
- "Fargo."

639
00:32:39.397 --> 00:32:42.947
- "Michael is a very tall man."

640
00:32:45.860 --> 00:32:47.283
You want a hint?
- No.

641
00:32:49.947 --> 00:32:51.017
"All That Jazz."

642
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:53.400
- Perfect.

643
00:32:54.540 --> 00:32:58.392
I'm sorry, I can't, I
don't do this, I never do.

644
00:32:58.393 --> 00:33:02.399
- I don't care, I just can't
believe you lied about it.

645
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:04.309
You know what? I mean I do care.

646
00:33:04.310 --> 00:33:05.569
Why are you staying up looking at

647
00:33:05.570 --> 00:33:06.789
pictures of a half-naked model?

648
00:33:06.790 --> 00:33:09.970
- It was stupid, the one time I do that.

649
00:33:09.971 --> 00:33:11.779
- And it was so weird how you like

650
00:33:11.780 --> 00:33:15.219
covered up that you were
looking at it, you totally lied.

651
00:33:15.220 --> 00:33:16.499
- I know, I'm sorry, I screwed up.

652
00:33:16.500 --> 00:33:18.119
- Who even is she?

653
00:33:18.120 --> 00:33:20.679
- She's just like a swimsuit model.

654
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:22.589
- Would it bother you if I stayed up late

655
00:33:22.590 --> 00:33:24.739
looking at pictures of naked guys online?

656
00:33:24.740 --> 00:33:25.720
- Of course it would.

657
00:33:25.721 --> 00:33:28.999
- But you know you don't have
to worry about that because

658
00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:33.689
I don't want to look at
pictures of strangers' penises.

659
00:33:33.690 --> 00:33:36.339
Everyone knows that men love beauty,

660
00:33:36.340 --> 00:33:38.529
so it's just accepted that you get

661
00:33:38.530 --> 00:33:40.289
to look at pictures of women online.

662
00:33:40.290 --> 00:33:42.409
But I would argue that
you're going outside

663
00:33:42.410 --> 00:33:45.219
the relationship for something
and it could get weird,

664
00:33:45.220 --> 00:33:48.002
like where you'd just
shut down emotionally.

665
00:33:48.003 --> 00:33:51.189
- Kim, Kim, I was just on autopilot, okay?

666
00:33:51.190 --> 00:33:52.999
Randomly clicking through things without

667
00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:54.999
even thinking about it,
that's all that was.

668
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:58.149
- Why don't you just look at
pictures of women openly then?

669
00:33:58.150 --> 00:33:59.719
I mean, why hide it?

670
00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:01.669
Maybe while I'm cooking you dinner,

671
00:34:01.670 --> 00:34:03.639
you could just be sitting at the table

672
00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:06.469
surfing the net for
pictures of naked women.

673
00:34:06.470 --> 00:34:07.699
- I would never do that to you.

674
00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:08.600
- Doing it behind my back

675
00:34:08.601 --> 00:34:11.089
doesn't protect me, it protects you.

676
00:34:11.090 --> 00:34:14.429
If you're going to keep
doing it, you should tell me.

677
00:34:14.430 --> 00:34:16.549
I want to know if that's our arrangement

678
00:34:16.550 --> 00:34:20.267
so that I'll feel free
to do what I want to do.

679
00:34:20.268 --> 00:34:24.003
- Well, you already are
doing what you want to do.

680
00:34:25.213 --> 00:34:26.577
- What does that even mean?

681
00:34:26.578 --> 00:34:28.919
- You're talking to all
those guys on Facebook.

682
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:30.239
- They're just friends.

683
00:34:30.240 --> 00:34:31.103
- Okay, well a lot of them

684
00:34:31.104 --> 00:34:32.322
want to be more than just friends.

685
00:34:32.323 --> 00:34:34.949
- They're just curious about my life,

686
00:34:34.950 --> 00:34:36.582
they just want to catch up.

687
00:34:36.583 --> 00:34:39.069
- No, no, no, don't defend them, okay?

688
00:34:39.070 --> 00:34:40.543
I hate when you defend them.

689
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:45.583
- What's depressing is
that no one can be trusted.

690
00:34:46.610 --> 00:34:48.550
You have your own inner life

691
00:34:49.600 --> 00:34:51.499
and I don't know what
you're really thinking

692
00:34:51.500 --> 00:34:53.463
or what you do with your private time.

693
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:59.093
- Well, I could say the
same thing about you.

694
00:35:00.810 --> 00:35:01.810
Kim,

695
00:35:02.820 --> 00:35:04.063
you can trust me.

696
00:35:15.640 --> 00:35:17.599
That was rough.

697
00:35:17.600 --> 00:35:20.543
- Yeah, we should write
an episode about this.

698
00:35:22.070 --> 00:35:22.950
- I'm gonna be embarrassed

699
00:35:22.951 --> 00:35:25.079
to tell you about it at work tomorrow.

700
00:35:25.080 --> 00:35:27.009
Maybe I won't.
- Oh, come on.

701
00:35:27.010 --> 00:35:29.579
We talk about everything.
- You think I'm a jerk?

702
00:35:29.580 --> 00:35:34.580
- No, (chuckles) I am a
little disappointed though.

703
00:35:35.940 --> 00:35:37.369
I thought y'all had a great marriage.

704
00:35:37.370 --> 00:35:40.959
- We do, this is not a
big deal, all men do it.

705
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:43.243
- So the problem is that you got caught?

706
00:35:44.832 --> 00:35:45.832
- I don't know.

707
00:35:47.060 --> 00:35:51.289
- Actually I can think of a
few married men I know who,

708
00:35:51.290 --> 00:35:53.569
nice guys, really sweet,

709
00:35:53.570 --> 00:35:56.089
they probably don't look at
pictures of naked women online.

710
00:35:56.090 --> 00:35:58.289
- So you think I'm not a good man?

711
00:35:58.290 --> 00:36:01.039
- No, of course you're a good man.

712
00:36:01.040 --> 00:36:05.009
It's just there's a continuum, you know?

713
00:36:05.010 --> 00:36:07.260
- So I'm not the worst,
but I'm not the best?

714
00:36:09.180 --> 00:36:11.789
- But yeah, I mean I'm
sure there's probably

715
00:36:11.790 --> 00:36:15.439
loads of women who would shrug this off.

716
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:16.979
They're the type who are
not in love with their

717
00:36:16.980 --> 00:36:20.549
husbands and are like whatever
keeps 'em off my back.

718
00:36:20.550 --> 00:36:21.383
- Yeah, but it's not like she caught me

719
00:36:21.384 --> 00:36:23.929
masturbating to pictures of women.

720
00:36:23.930 --> 00:36:25.149
- Do you think that's worse?

721
00:36:25.150 --> 00:36:27.039
- Yeah, you don't?

722
00:36:27.040 --> 00:36:28.439
There's a big leap between

723
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:30.719
looking at pictures and
masturbating to them.

724
00:36:30.720 --> 00:36:31.720
- Why?

725
00:36:32.502 --> 00:36:36.849
- Because you're having sexual
thoughts about another woman.

726
00:36:36.850 --> 00:36:38.429
- Aren't you having sexual thoughts

727
00:36:38.430 --> 00:36:40.099
when you're looking at the pictures?

728
00:36:40.100 --> 00:36:42.159
I mean you can have sexual thoughts about

729
00:36:42.160 --> 00:36:43.339
a person without looking
at pictures of 'em.

730
00:36:43.340 --> 00:36:44.949
- This is a whole can of worms.

731
00:36:44.950 --> 00:36:46.539
I just think that masturbating

732
00:36:46.540 --> 00:36:48.119
to pictures of women is worse.

733
00:36:48.120 --> 00:36:49.459
- Well look, if I'm dating someone,

734
00:36:49.460 --> 00:36:51.613
I don't want them doing any of this stuff.

735
00:36:53.030 --> 00:36:55.830
But I think the question is

736
00:36:56.720 --> 00:36:59.179
is it unreasonable for men to expect

737
00:36:59.180 --> 00:37:01.279
to be able to look at
pictures of naked women

738
00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:04.773
or is it unreasonable for
women to expect them not to?

739
00:37:05.680 --> 00:37:07.489
- Yes, I think that it's-

740
00:37:07.490 --> 00:37:10.919
- See, this is why I
hate dating by the way.

741
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.839
It's like you meet this guy,
he seems nice, he's sweet

742
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.199
and then you find out he
has this whole secret life.

743
00:37:16.200 --> 00:37:17.659
- Women have secret lives.

744
00:37:17.660 --> 00:37:21.307
- Yeah, but men's habits
are always darker.

745
00:37:21.308 --> 00:37:24.108
- What's the worst thing you
do that no one knows about?

746
00:37:25.700 --> 00:37:26.900
- I got nothing to hide.

747
00:37:27.750 --> 00:37:30.413
No seriously, I could
run for political office.

748
00:37:32.418 --> 00:37:33.879
- Okay.

749
00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:35.709
- Okay, fine.

750
00:37:35.710 --> 00:37:39.719
If I'm reaching, so if
I'm jealous of a person

751
00:37:39.720 --> 00:37:43.269
or lightly stalking them, I go
online and look up their real

752
00:37:43.270 --> 00:37:46.179
estate records to see how much
they paid for their house.

753
00:37:46.180 --> 00:37:47.713
- That's it?
- Mm hmm.

754
00:37:49.550 --> 00:37:53.399
So you look at pictures
of naked women online.

755
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:57.749
- Sometimes I'm bored or I'm
frustrated or I need variety.

756
00:37:57.750 --> 00:37:59.013
It's not cheating.

757
00:38:22.950 --> 00:38:26.275
The hawk is right there
between the chairs, it's huge.

758
00:38:26.276 --> 00:38:27.363
- Wow.
- Yeah.

759
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:32.299
Oh, look at that hummingbird.

760
00:38:32.300 --> 00:38:34.526
You see it right there?
- Oh, I see it.

761
00:38:34.527 --> 00:38:35.527
- Yeah.

762
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:39.823
I love how birds are busy
doing their own thing.

763
00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:44.619
They just go about their
lives with no interest in us.

764
00:38:44.620 --> 00:38:46.593
- Yeah, I love that.

765
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:57.473
It is gross how much we ate this weekend.

766
00:38:58.870 --> 00:39:00.964
- What if you could go
to jail for gluttony?

767
00:39:00.965 --> 00:39:02.139
(Kim laughs)

768
00:39:02.140 --> 00:39:05.106
Our friends would be like,
"What happened to Mark and Kim?"

769
00:39:05.107 --> 00:39:08.247
"Well, they went to prison
because of 4th of July weekend."

770
00:39:10.550 --> 00:39:13.939
- A big part of marriage
is over-eating together.

771
00:39:13.940 --> 00:39:16.099
Everyone would be in jail with us.

772
00:39:16.100 --> 00:39:17.100
- Yeah.

773
00:39:18.495 --> 00:39:20.729
- You know how they say you should

774
00:39:20.730 --> 00:39:23.799
move your body for 20 minutes every day?

775
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:24.777
- Yeah.

776
00:39:24.778 --> 00:39:26.569
- It just always sounds
appealing to me, you know?

777
00:39:26.570 --> 00:39:31.169
Like I do my workout but it's tedious.

778
00:39:31.170 --> 00:39:33.789
But like moving your body
for 20 minutes a day,

779
00:39:33.790 --> 00:39:37.189
that just sounds fun, you
could just do whatever

780
00:39:37.190 --> 00:39:40.292
and they say it reduces your
chance of getting cancer.

781
00:39:40.293 --> 00:39:42.964
- Yeah.

782
00:39:42.965 --> 00:39:44.386
What's going on?

783
00:39:44.387 --> 00:39:47.333
- I'm going to move my
body for 20 minutes.

784
00:39:48.215 --> 00:39:49.572
- Okay.

785
00:39:49.573 --> 00:39:51.729
- You're going to do it with me?

786
00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:52.730
- Sure.

787
00:39:53.605 --> 00:39:55.479
I'm up for that.

788
00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:59.730
(mid tempo electronic dance music)

789
00:40:09.683 --> 00:40:11.744
(Kim laughs)

790
00:40:11.745 --> 00:40:14.992
(relaxed piano music)

791
00:40:14.993 --> 00:40:17.149
(Tommy whistles)
- Hey.

792
00:40:17.150 --> 00:40:18.446
- Hi.

793
00:40:18.447 --> 00:40:19.447
- Hey.

794
00:40:22.750 --> 00:40:24.779
- So where do you live in Philly?

795
00:40:24.780 --> 00:40:25.863
- East Falls.

796
00:40:26.790 --> 00:40:28.189
- Oh wow, how is it?

797
00:40:28.190 --> 00:40:32.017
- It's great, there's cool stuff to do.

798
00:40:32.018 --> 00:40:34.149
It's easy to meet up with friends.

799
00:40:34.150 --> 00:40:35.600
There's a sense of community.

800
00:40:36.990 --> 00:40:38.949
- The only time I feel
a sense of community

801
00:40:38.950 --> 00:40:40.699
in LA is when we're greeted warmly

802
00:40:40.700 --> 00:40:42.873
by waiters at our favorite restaurants.

803
00:40:43.770 --> 00:40:45.373
- You don't have to live here.

804
00:40:46.642 --> 00:40:47.520
- No,

805
00:40:47.570 --> 00:40:48.570
I do.

806
00:40:50.730 --> 00:40:52.643
So, how'd it go today?

807
00:40:55.500 --> 00:40:57.019
- We just kept getting a bunch

808
00:40:57.020 --> 00:41:00.783
of stupid notes and the
premise of the show,

809
00:41:03.452 --> 00:41:05.609
I just wish it were one
of me and Alex's ideas.

810
00:41:05.610 --> 00:41:07.759
I mean we've written
a ton of great pilots.

811
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.089
Everyone loves the "Austin" pilot.

812
00:41:10.090 --> 00:41:11.429
I just don't know why our agents

813
00:41:11.430 --> 00:41:13.919
haven't tried to get it
set up somewhere yet.

814
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:16.706
- I think it has to come from
you, you have to tell them,

815
00:41:16.707 --> 00:41:19.609
"This is the script we want to make."

816
00:41:19.610 --> 00:41:20.669
- We've done that.

817
00:41:20.670 --> 00:41:23.979
- You've never said "We are
going to lie down in traffic

818
00:41:23.980 --> 00:41:26.539
until you help us get this
script set up somewhere."

819
00:41:26.540 --> 00:41:29.049
- You can't do that, you don't just-

820
00:41:29.050 --> 00:41:31.159
- Then you have to make it happen yourself

821
00:41:31.160 --> 00:41:33.973
with or without their
help, shoot it yourself.

822
00:41:36.240 --> 00:41:37.799
We could go to Philly.

823
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:41.009
You could shoot at friends'
houses, local places.

824
00:41:41.010 --> 00:41:43.289
- Kim, if I say no to jobs
here so I can make something

825
00:41:43.290 --> 00:41:45.687
of myself, we wouldn't be
able to keep this house.

826
00:41:45.688 --> 00:41:48.579
- Okay.
- Everything we have,

827
00:41:48.580 --> 00:41:50.439
we bought with the money that I make from

828
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:53.329
taking jobs that I don't
always want to take.

829
00:41:53.330 --> 00:41:56.339
- I know, so let's not let
an attachment to material

830
00:41:56.340 --> 00:41:58.879
possessions stop you from
fulfilling your dreams.

831
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:03.049
- Come on Kim, you say that
but if we had to move out

832
00:42:03.050 --> 00:42:06.389
and move into a one bedroom
apartment or God forbid,

833
00:42:06.390 --> 00:42:08.959
move back home with one of our
parents, you would hate me.

834
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.669
You would divorce me so fast.

835
00:42:10.670 --> 00:42:12.249
- No, I wouldn't.

836
00:42:12.250 --> 00:42:14.279
But you might resent me for talking you

837
00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:18.999
into quitting your job but I
mean, I could go to Philly.

838
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:20.883
- What, why would you go to Philly?

839
00:42:21.829 --> 00:42:24.069
- I don't know, that makes no sense.

840
00:42:24.070 --> 00:42:25.559
- Look, it doesn't matter.

841
00:42:25.560 --> 00:42:27.059
We just gotta get ahold of ourselves here.

842
00:42:27.060 --> 00:42:29.189
We don't have to go to
such extreme measures.

843
00:42:29.190 --> 00:42:31.659
Look, I am not miserable.

844
00:42:31.660 --> 00:42:34.629
I just want to one day be
able to make one of my pilots

845
00:42:34.630 --> 00:42:38.089
and that day is gonna come,
I just need to be patient.

846
00:42:38.090 --> 00:42:39.090
That's it.

847
00:42:41.210 --> 00:42:42.733
- I need to get a job.

848
00:42:43.870 --> 00:42:45.849
I thought when my book was published,

849
00:42:45.850 --> 00:42:47.209
maybe I would get an advance to write

850
00:42:47.210 --> 00:42:51.459
my next one but that isn't happening.

851
00:42:51.460 --> 00:42:53.653
- You already have a job, you're a writer.

852
00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:56.359
- At a certain point, you have to ask

853
00:42:56.360 --> 00:42:58.919
yourself if you're
really on the right path.

854
00:42:58.920 --> 00:42:59.920
I mean clearly,

855
00:43:03.540 --> 00:43:05.269
you know what?

856
00:43:05.270 --> 00:43:06.803
I'm not on this path anymore.

857
00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:10.543
Fuck this path, I'm going
to do something else.

858
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:13.233
- Start your next book.

859
00:43:14.410 --> 00:43:16.917
- I'm not writing another book.

860
00:43:16.918 --> 00:43:18.832
It'd be stupid to write another one.

861
00:43:18.833 --> 00:43:21.399
- But no, it's not stupid.

862
00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:23.339
You're a writer, you're good at it.

863
00:43:23.340 --> 00:43:26.459
- Even if I am, does it matter
if no one reads what I write?

864
00:43:26.460 --> 00:43:29.693
- You have a bunch of
subscribers on your blog.

865
00:43:30.560 --> 00:43:32.939
- It's all friends and family.

866
00:43:32.940 --> 00:43:35.949
There are writers with tens
of thousands of subscribers.

867
00:43:35.950 --> 00:43:38.499
Although supposedly no one's
even reading blogs anymore.

868
00:43:38.500 --> 00:43:39.939
It's all about Instagram now.

869
00:43:39.940 --> 00:43:41.859
- Okay whatever, you don't stop

870
00:43:41.860 --> 00:43:44.763
expressing yourself just
because there's no audience.

871
00:43:47.110 --> 00:43:49.380
- It used to be I would've agreed with you

872
00:43:50.317 --> 00:43:52.823
but now that I've been
doing this for so long,

873
00:43:55.802 --> 00:43:58.052
you know what I'm trying
to accept right now?

874
00:43:59.350 --> 00:44:02.119
There may not be a happy ending.

875
00:44:02.120 --> 00:44:04.603
I might never be successful.

876
00:44:05.530 --> 00:44:07.479
- You will be successful.

877
00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:09.463
You already are successful.

878
00:44:11.580 --> 00:44:12.853
- You're amazing.

879
00:44:14.190 --> 00:44:15.303
I don't deserve you.

880
00:44:16.820 --> 00:44:18.129
So which one was this?

881
00:44:18.130 --> 00:44:21.132
- [Lisa] The fireman, super hot.

882
00:44:21.133 --> 00:44:24.959
- Ooh, so you finally
hooked up, what happened?

883
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:26.239
- [Lisa] It was a bust.

884
00:44:26.240 --> 00:44:30.090
I gave him a hand job just
to get him out of my house.

885
00:44:30.091 --> 00:44:32.715
- If you didn't want
to, you shouldn't have.

886
00:44:32.716 --> 00:44:34.589
Would you want your daughters doing that?

887
00:44:34.590 --> 00:44:35.590
- [Lisa] God no.

888
00:44:36.540 --> 00:44:37.790
I shouldn't have done it.

889
00:44:39.300 --> 00:44:41.799
He asked me why I wasn't
letting him do anything for me.

890
00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:44.669
It's because when we were
making out, the way he was

891
00:44:44.670 --> 00:44:47.620
touching me, I could tell he
didn't know what he was doing,

892
00:44:48.760 --> 00:44:50.169
But here's something.

893
00:44:50.170 --> 00:44:52.820
You know how penises are
usually not that attractive?

894
00:44:53.740 --> 00:44:54.590
- Yeah.
- His was,

895
00:44:54.591 --> 00:44:56.519
it was actually beautiful.

896
00:44:56.520 --> 00:44:58.331
- Really?
- Yeah.

897
00:44:58.332 --> 00:45:00.439
It looked like it was airbrushed.

898
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:04.238
His whole body was just sort of golden.

899
00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:05.489
- Wow.

900
00:45:05.490 --> 00:45:06.879
- [Lisa] I think another reason he looked

901
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:10.369
good down there was because
he was well-groomed.

902
00:45:10.370 --> 00:45:12.759
His hair was trimmed.

903
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.709
- Mark trims his hair.
- Of course he does

904
00:45:15.710 --> 00:45:16.989
because he gives a shit.

905
00:45:16.990 --> 00:45:19.939
John never did anything to
maintain his hair down there.

906
00:45:19.940 --> 00:45:22.559
It was disgusting.
- Ugh.

907
00:45:22.560 --> 00:45:24.093
So you gave him a hand job.

908
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:27.799
Did you use any kind of lubricant or?

909
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.067
- [Lisa] He finished himself off.

910
00:45:30.068 --> 00:45:31.539
He did something I've never seen before.

911
00:45:31.540 --> 00:45:34.147
He's spit in his hand for lube.

912
00:45:34.148 --> 00:45:37.119
(Kim laughs)

913
00:45:37.120 --> 00:45:40.029
- So he's adept at getting himself off.

914
00:45:40.030 --> 00:45:41.903
- [Lisa] But not women.

915
00:45:41.904 --> 00:45:45.689
(Lisa and Kim laughing)

916
00:45:45.690 --> 00:45:49.129
- Maybe this is an argument
for dating older men.

917
00:45:49.130 --> 00:45:52.183
- [Lisa] No, they want
to date 26 year olds.

918
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:56.189
- Of course they do.

919
00:45:56.190 --> 00:45:58.209
Another thing about
getting older is I find

920
00:45:58.210 --> 00:46:01.143
myself thinking about
the big picture more.

921
00:46:03.040 --> 00:46:05.419
Often like I'm looking at our life from

922
00:46:05.420 --> 00:46:09.999
a distance and I see where
we are on the continuum.

923
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:11.800
- Yeah, I know we have time left but

924
00:46:13.040 --> 00:46:14.513
it no longer seems infinite.

925
00:46:16.040 --> 00:46:18.423
- And soon, the pretty years will be over.

926
00:46:19.580 --> 00:46:20.963
Maybe they already are.

927
00:46:22.950 --> 00:46:25.789
When I think about how the rest
of our life is going to go,

928
00:46:25.790 --> 00:46:29.349
I feel like there may not
be a lot of surprises left

929
00:46:29.350 --> 00:46:32.969
or there will be surprises
but they won't be good ones.

930
00:46:32.970 --> 00:46:34.329
- There will be good surprises.

931
00:46:34.330 --> 00:46:36.579
A lot of cool stuff might happen.

932
00:46:36.580 --> 00:46:38.319
- What's weird is that
even if I think about

933
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:42.323
the good stuff that might
happen, I don't feel excited.

934
00:46:44.460 --> 00:46:46.449
- You know, one of the
actresses on our show

935
00:46:46.450 --> 00:46:49.119
read a good book about thinking positive.

936
00:46:49.120 --> 00:46:51.353
I'll find out the name
of it and get it for you.

937
00:46:52.287 --> 00:46:54.187
- You don't find pessimism attractive?

938
00:46:55.630 --> 00:47:00.213
(relaxed synthesized electronic music)

939
00:47:11.014 --> 00:47:13.509
So, how was the notes meeting today?

940
00:47:13.510 --> 00:47:15.699
Tell me they raved about the script.

941
00:47:15.700 --> 00:47:17.569
- No, they went right into notes.

942
00:47:17.570 --> 00:47:19.859
They had no compliments,
nothing positive to say.

943
00:47:19.860 --> 00:47:20.820
- Bullshit.

944
00:47:20.821 --> 00:47:22.106
- I kept wanting to say,

945
00:47:22.107 --> 00:47:24.259
"Hey, have you seen the
shows on your network?

946
00:47:24.260 --> 00:47:26.859
Because they all suck."
(Kim laughs)

947
00:47:26.860 --> 00:47:27.860
- Yeah.

948
00:47:30.580 --> 00:47:32.569
- What are you doing? Why are you smiling?

949
00:47:32.570 --> 00:47:34.149
- Oh, I'm just doing this thing

950
00:47:34.150 --> 00:47:36.259
from that book on positivity you got me.

951
00:47:36.260 --> 00:47:38.929
Go ahead, tell me more about your day.

952
00:47:38.930 --> 00:47:40.099
- Okay.

953
00:47:40.100 --> 00:47:42.259
So we're shooting this
episode where Brittney's older

954
00:47:42.260 --> 00:47:45.259
brother comes over and he's
talking about his womanizing

955
00:47:45.260 --> 00:47:48.329
and basically being a
dick and they say, "Hey,

956
00:47:48.330 --> 00:47:51.089
Brittney's not being sweet
enough to him in this scene.

957
00:47:51.090 --> 00:47:53.440
Can she like make him a
sandwich or something?"

958
00:47:54.490 --> 00:47:56.699
- Wow, that's annoying.

959
00:47:56.700 --> 00:47:59.279
- Wait, what are you
doing? Why are you smiling?

960
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:01.279
- Oh, I'm faking it 'til I make it.

961
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:03.189
Just the physical act of smiling

962
00:48:03.190 --> 00:48:05.141
causes the serotonin to be released.

963
00:48:05.142 --> 00:48:05.975
- Okay, well it's freaking me out.

964
00:48:05.976 --> 00:48:07.049
- Really?
- Yeah.

965
00:48:07.050 --> 00:48:08.050
- Too much?

966
00:48:17.380 --> 00:48:20.649
- Dinner was so good, thank you.

967
00:48:20.650 --> 00:48:23.381
I'm sorry I've been working so late.

968
00:48:23.382 --> 00:48:25.032
- No, I'm sorry you're having to.

969
00:48:26.750 --> 00:48:29.379
So Lisa is going on a million dates.

970
00:48:29.380 --> 00:48:30.679
She's like the belle of the ball

971
00:48:30.680 --> 00:48:32.919
on all of these dating apps.

972
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:34.729
You know how she had
gained weight over the past

973
00:48:34.730 --> 00:48:37.389
couple of years because her
marriage was so miserable?

974
00:48:37.390 --> 00:48:39.409
- I bet she loses it now.

975
00:48:39.410 --> 00:48:41.869
- She already has.
- Of course.

976
00:48:41.870 --> 00:48:43.189
- She said when she dropped the kids off

977
00:48:43.190 --> 00:48:45.709
at John's this weekend,
he looked slimmer too.

978
00:48:45.710 --> 00:48:49.089
- Yeah, they're on the market
now, they have to look good.

979
00:48:49.090 --> 00:48:50.070
It's amazing what people

980
00:48:50.071 --> 00:48:51.779
can accomplish when they're motivated.

981
00:48:51.780 --> 00:48:53.529
- She said some of her girlfriends who are

982
00:48:53.530 --> 00:48:56.512
divorced have told her
that guys in their 20s

983
00:48:56.513 --> 00:49:00.159
and 30s like dating older
divorced women because

984
00:49:00.160 --> 00:49:03.949
a lot of them want to have
sex with no strings attached.

985
00:49:03.950 --> 00:49:07.033
They've already been married,
they already have kids.

986
00:49:09.200 --> 00:49:11.139
- Are you jealous of Lisa?

987
00:49:11.140 --> 00:49:14.069
- No.

988
00:49:14.070 --> 00:49:15.079
No.

989
00:49:15.080 --> 00:49:16.836
- Because she gets to date?

990
00:49:16.837 --> 00:49:18.359
- Yeah, but whom?

991
00:49:18.360 --> 00:49:19.589
By the time you're our age,

992
00:49:19.590 --> 00:49:22.343
people have developed some
seriously scary habits.

993
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:26.307
- So what'd you do today?

994
00:49:29.067 --> 00:49:32.101
- I read an article in the LA Times.

995
00:49:32.102 --> 00:49:33.249
- Well that's something.

996
00:49:33.250 --> 00:49:35.659
- It was about people who
are obsessed with opera.

997
00:49:35.660 --> 00:49:36.660
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

998
00:49:37.703 --> 00:49:39.489
They hang out on these websites devoted

999
00:49:39.490 --> 00:49:42.219
to opera news and gossip and there's this

1000
00:49:42.220 --> 00:49:46.099
contingent of opera lovers
called Opera Hoppers.

1001
00:49:46.100 --> 00:49:47.969
They fly all over the world

1002
00:49:47.970 --> 00:49:50.480
just to see performances
they're interested in

1003
00:49:51.340 --> 00:49:53.209
and these are not just rich people.

1004
00:49:53.210 --> 00:49:56.449
We're talking about
secretaries who love opera

1005
00:49:56.450 --> 00:50:00.578
and save up all their money
to go to Italy or wherever.

1006
00:50:00.579 --> 00:50:01.937
- That's cool.

1007
00:50:01.938 --> 00:50:04.749
- What blew me away is that
there are people out there

1008
00:50:04.750 --> 00:50:08.259
pursuing some passion
of theirs full force.

1009
00:50:08.260 --> 00:50:10.279
I mean instead of doing something stupid,

1010
00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:12.779
like having an affair just because

1011
00:50:12.780 --> 00:50:16.589
they feel empty or sad or uninspired,

1012
00:50:16.590 --> 00:50:20.249
they're taking this passion
that could be put toward blowing

1013
00:50:20.250 --> 00:50:23.883
up their life and they're doing
something positive with it.

1014
00:50:30.770 --> 00:50:31.630
- Do you think it's possible

1015
00:50:31.631 --> 00:50:33.780
that you're going
through a midlife crisis?

1016
00:50:36.240 --> 00:50:37.693
- I think I'm too young.

1017
00:50:39.780 --> 00:50:42.799
- Well, it seems like you're
going through something.

1018
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.659
- I think I'm okay.

1019
00:50:44.660 --> 00:50:46.610
- Well you might not be the best judge.

1020
00:50:47.520 --> 00:50:49.069
Maybe the person that's in it

1021
00:50:49.070 --> 00:50:51.033
isn't able to see what's happening.

1022
00:50:53.330 --> 00:50:54.419
Kim, I'm just concerned that

1023
00:50:54.420 --> 00:50:57.149
you're gonna do something
you might regret.

1024
00:50:57.150 --> 00:50:58.849
You're not thinking about
having an affair, are you?

1025
00:50:58.850 --> 00:51:00.399
- No.

1026
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:04.339
Mark, I would never do
anything to hurt you.

1027
00:51:04.340 --> 00:51:09.019
Hey, even if you have
a really cynical view,

1028
00:51:09.020 --> 00:51:11.489
like say that people are ultimately

1029
00:51:11.490 --> 00:51:13.363
self-centered and do what they want,

1030
00:51:14.821 --> 00:51:16.359
I'm not going to do something that goes

1031
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:19.459
against my own best
interest and it's in my own

1032
00:51:19.460 --> 00:51:22.073
best interest to protect
this relationship.

1033
00:51:24.830 --> 00:51:25.830
- Okay.

1034
00:51:29.200 --> 00:51:30.200
- I love you.

1035
00:51:45.988 --> 00:51:46.988
- Hey.
- Hi.

1036
00:51:51.240 --> 00:51:53.799
I read the pages you wrote today.

1037
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:54.962
- Yeah?

1038
00:51:54.963 --> 00:51:56.263
- It's so good.

1039
00:51:58.000 --> 00:51:59.489
So funny.

1040
00:51:59.490 --> 00:52:01.419
I was cracking up at everything.

1041
00:52:01.420 --> 00:52:03.103
- Really?
- Yeah.

1042
00:52:04.560 --> 00:52:09.560
Of all the writers we know,
you are by far the best.

1043
00:52:09.899 --> 00:52:10.899
- No.
- Yeah.

1044
00:52:13.820 --> 00:52:17.070
- It's been so long since
you've given me a compliment.

1045
00:52:17.071 --> 00:52:19.019
You're usually so good about it.

1046
00:52:19.020 --> 00:52:22.339
- Everyone wants recognition and praise.

1047
00:52:22.340 --> 00:52:23.340
- I know, right?

1048
00:52:24.313 --> 00:52:27.896
(relaxed electronic music)

1049
00:52:32.726 --> 00:52:34.497
- [Kim] What's wrong?

1050
00:52:34.498 --> 00:52:35.498
- Nothing.

1051
00:52:37.827 --> 00:52:42.244
(mid tempo guitar, electronic music)

1052
00:52:55.690 --> 00:52:57.090
- [Kim] It's a vision board.

1053
00:52:58.410 --> 00:52:59.893
- A vision of the future, or?

1054
00:53:00.743 --> 00:53:01.740
- I don't know.

1055
00:53:01.741 --> 00:53:04.379
I guess it just represents what I want.

1056
00:53:04.380 --> 00:53:06.109
- It's all 80s.

1057
00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:07.681
- Yeah.

1058
00:53:07.682 --> 00:53:08.682
- The 1980s.

1059
00:53:09.930 --> 00:53:10.930
- Yes.

1060
00:53:12.440 --> 00:53:15.639
- Well like how is this
sufficient for the future?

1061
00:53:15.640 --> 00:53:16.659
- I knew you wouldn't understand.

1062
00:53:16.660 --> 00:53:18.023
- Well, I'm trying.

1063
00:53:18.900 --> 00:53:22.089
- I don't know, maybe it's
not a vision board exactly.

1064
00:53:22.090 --> 00:53:24.290
It's just I'm really
into the 80s right now.

1065
00:53:26.886 --> 00:53:28.086
It's one of my passions.

1066
00:53:29.930 --> 00:53:32.869
I just want to immerse myself in it.

1067
00:53:32.870 --> 00:53:34.570
- Writing is one of your passions.

1068
00:53:39.810 --> 00:53:42.943
- I appreciate your
encouraging me to write.

1069
00:53:45.386 --> 00:53:46.749
But right now, I just want to think

1070
00:53:46.750 --> 00:53:48.550
about things that make me feel good.

1071
00:53:51.180 --> 00:53:53.763
(phone chimes)

1072
00:54:02.435 --> 00:54:05.685
(anxious violin tones)

1073
00:54:09.888 --> 00:54:13.471
(anxious electronic music)

1074
00:54:29.305 --> 00:54:33.222
(anxious violin, guitar tones)

1075
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:10.349
- Wow.
- I knew she was into him.

1076
00:55:10.350 --> 00:55:11.849
She was flirting, right?

1077
00:55:11.850 --> 00:55:13.392
- Yeah, 95% sure.

1078
00:55:13.393 --> 00:55:14.809
- 1,000%.

1079
00:55:14.810 --> 00:55:16.757
- I'm really impressed you resisted.

1080
00:55:16.758 --> 00:55:17.610
- I mean, was it hard?

1081
00:55:17.611 --> 00:55:18.776
- Of course it was, look at him.

1082
00:55:18.777 --> 00:55:20.869
It was the hardest thing he's ever done.

1083
00:55:20.870 --> 00:55:23.449
A part of him died when he
sent that boring, stupid text.

1084
00:55:23.450 --> 00:55:25.149
- Nah.
- Good man.

1085
00:55:25.150 --> 00:55:26.719
- It's hard being an adult.

1086
00:55:26.720 --> 00:55:28.169
- You know, you should've let us pitch you

1087
00:55:28.170 --> 00:55:30.099
a response because I could've come up

1088
00:55:30.100 --> 00:55:32.959
with a way to say no and
yes at the same time.

1089
00:55:32.960 --> 00:55:33.840
- What he said was perfect.

1090
00:55:33.841 --> 00:55:35.309
- Why deny yourself what would

1091
00:55:35.310 --> 00:55:37.729
obviously be an incredible pleasure?

1092
00:55:37.730 --> 00:55:40.709
- Because some things are
worth sacrificing for,

1093
00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:43.609
like the love of an
honest and loyal person.

1094
00:55:43.610 --> 00:55:45.579
- Yeah, instead of hooking up with randos.

1095
00:55:45.580 --> 00:55:47.539
- If Brittney's a rando, sign me up.

1096
00:55:47.540 --> 00:55:50.506
- Okay, well I need this
job to last for years.

1097
00:55:50.507 --> 00:55:52.369
- [Imaginary Friends] Yes.

1098
00:55:52.370 --> 00:55:55.919
- So how you handle this
is critically important.

1099
00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:57.949
- Our careers are on the line here.

1100
00:55:57.950 --> 00:56:00.879
- I think what they're saying
is don't shit where you eat.

1101
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:02.986
- He's not gonna cheat.
- I love Kim.

1102
00:56:02.987 --> 00:56:04.423
I'm in love with Kim.

1103
00:56:10.172 --> 00:56:11.879
I'm not buying you an IROC.

1104
00:56:11.880 --> 00:56:15.009
- Mark, they're so affordable
compared to a new car.

1105
00:56:15.010 --> 00:56:18.093
You can get one that's in
great shape for like nothing.

1106
00:56:19.500 --> 00:56:22.019
- But up until today,
you wanted a new Volvo.

1107
00:56:22.020 --> 00:56:25.599
- All the reviews say the new
Volvo is a very staid ride.

1108
00:56:25.600 --> 00:56:28.239
Not exciting to drive, solid but dull.

1109
00:56:28.240 --> 00:56:30.869
- For nine years you've been
driving a Volvo and loved it,

1110
00:56:30.870 --> 00:56:31.939
so much so that you've been

1111
00:56:31.940 --> 00:56:33.702
wanting another one up until today.

1112
00:56:33.703 --> 00:56:35.622
- I did love it but now that I've been

1113
00:56:35.623 --> 00:56:37.980
getting in touch with what I really want.

1114
00:56:40.593 --> 00:56:43.779
- You know what, it makes me
really uncomfortable the way

1115
00:56:43.780 --> 00:56:47.259
your opinion about something
can change so completely.

1116
00:56:47.260 --> 00:56:48.260
- Hey,

1117
00:56:50.672 --> 00:56:52.459
I hear what you're saying.

1118
00:56:52.460 --> 00:56:55.569
My opinion of you has never changed.

1119
00:56:55.570 --> 00:56:56.440
Hey.

1120
00:56:56.490 --> 00:56:57.323
- Hmm?

1121
00:56:57.324 --> 00:56:58.830
- That will always stay the same.

1122
00:56:59.950 --> 00:57:01.979
- You've been talking
about getting a new Volvo

1123
00:57:01.980 --> 00:57:05.749
for months and now all of
a sudden it's dead to you?

1124
00:57:05.750 --> 00:57:08.079
Now you randomly want to buy a car

1125
00:57:08.080 --> 00:57:09.769
that represents what was cool in the 80s?

1126
00:57:09.770 --> 00:57:12.149
Like what is your obsession with the 80s?

1127
00:57:12.150 --> 00:57:14.688
- It just seems like such a fun time.

1128
00:57:14.689 --> 00:57:17.459
I had the 90s, the 90s sucked.

1129
00:57:17.460 --> 00:57:19.060
- Yeah, the 80s were way better.

1130
00:57:20.070 --> 00:57:22.938
- Diana's best friend had an IROC

1131
00:57:22.939 --> 00:57:24.839
and they let me ride around with them.

1132
00:57:25.730 --> 00:57:28.196
- Yeah, but it's like that song.

1133
00:57:28.197 --> 00:57:30.297
"You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory."

1134
00:57:31.385 --> 00:57:32.790
- Who sang that?

1135
00:57:32.791 --> 00:57:35.191
- Johnny Thunders, he was
in the New York Dolls.

1136
00:57:40.430 --> 00:57:43.809
I just feel like you're
gonna screw me over someday.

1137
00:57:43.810 --> 00:57:46.529
- How can you say that?
We've been together forever.

1138
00:57:46.530 --> 00:57:49.066
- Yeah, maybe too long.
- Too long for me or for you?

1139
00:57:49.067 --> 00:57:50.429
- Not for me, I'm happy.

1140
00:57:50.430 --> 00:57:54.809
- So am I, except for not
knowing why I'm alive.

1141
00:57:54.810 --> 00:57:57.429
- Well, maybe you should see someone.

1142
00:57:57.430 --> 00:58:00.193
- I don't need a
therapist, I need an IROC.

1143
00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:06.289
Come on, spend $200 an hour

1144
00:58:06.290 --> 00:58:09.359
just to tell someone about
how I spent seven years

1145
00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:12.149
writing a book and it
nearly killed me and it

1146
00:58:12.150 --> 00:58:14.389
was published and I thought
that was the Holy Grail

1147
00:58:14.390 --> 00:58:16.469
but it turns out what you really want

1148
00:58:16.470 --> 00:58:18.809
is for people to actually read it?

1149
00:58:18.810 --> 00:58:23.319
- Come on, Jonathan Franzen
wrote a whole thing about this,

1150
00:58:23.320 --> 00:58:26.120
about how people don't read
challenging fiction anymore.

1151
00:58:30.770 --> 00:58:34.423
So what else did you do
besides looked at cars online?

1152
00:58:35.870 --> 00:58:37.217
- I watched "Valley Girl."

1153
00:58:39.450 --> 00:58:40.849
What?

1154
00:58:40.850 --> 00:58:41.959
That's not new to you.

1155
00:58:41.960 --> 00:58:44.863
You know it's my favorite
movie and always has been.

1156
00:58:46.770 --> 00:58:48.219
Why are you mad?

1157
00:58:48.220 --> 00:58:49.559
- I'm not mad.

1158
00:58:49.560 --> 00:58:51.529
I just feel like you're
refusing to do what would

1159
00:58:51.530 --> 00:58:54.859
make you happy, which is
to start writing again.

1160
00:58:54.860 --> 00:58:57.219
- I used to worry that
there wasn't enough time

1161
00:58:57.220 --> 00:58:59.830
to write all that books I had ideas for

1162
00:59:01.657 --> 00:59:04.109
and now I can't think of one single idea.

1163
00:59:04.110 --> 00:59:06.369
It's like I have nothing to say.

1164
00:59:06.370 --> 00:59:08.689
The only thing I can think of is hey,

1165
00:59:08.690 --> 00:59:11.219
you know how we're all
addicted to our phones?

1166
00:59:11.220 --> 00:59:12.523
Doesn't that suck?

1167
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:18.319
- I'm sure you could come
up with ideas if you tried,

1168
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:20.020
you just have to get back into it.

1169
00:59:23.795 --> 00:59:24.628
What?

1170
00:59:24.629 --> 00:59:25.719
- This is from Malcolm Gladwell,

1171
00:59:25.720 --> 00:59:28.279
he wrote this about his running

1172
00:59:28.280 --> 00:59:30.853
in a cross country race when he was young.

1173
00:59:32.997 --> 00:59:35.209
"I had done what everyone always says

1174
00:59:35.210 --> 00:59:37.789
you are supposed to do as a human being.

1175
00:59:37.790 --> 00:59:39.583
I had given it my all.

1176
00:59:40.578 --> 00:59:43.279
And I realized that what everyone
says you should always do

1177
00:59:43.280 --> 00:59:46.257
was so painful that I never
wanted to do it again."

1178
00:59:53.940 --> 00:59:55.283
We should have sex.

1179
00:59:57.030 --> 00:59:59.939
- I wish you wouldn't
always use the word should.

1180
00:59:59.940 --> 01:00:02.719
- Oh my gosh, you're right.

1181
01:00:02.720 --> 01:00:06.872
I'm sorry, I don't always say
should, it's just that lately-

1182
01:00:06.873 --> 01:00:08.813
- If you're not up for it, that's fine.

1183
01:00:09.700 --> 01:00:10.903
- I'm up for it.

1184
01:00:11.830 --> 01:00:13.080
- All right, let's do it.

1185
01:00:15.140 --> 01:00:16.140
- Great.

1186
01:00:19.170 --> 01:00:21.386
- [Fred] Hi, I'm Fred, I like tacos

1187
01:00:21.387 --> 01:00:25.476
and '71 Cabernet and my
favorite color is magenta-

1188
01:00:25.477 --> 01:00:28.060
(phone buzzes)

1189
01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:30.360
- What?

1190
01:00:32.550 --> 01:00:34.550
No, I'm just in the middle of something.

1191
01:00:36.170 --> 01:00:37.409
Supposedly you should never go

1192
01:00:37.410 --> 01:00:39.579
into a meeting without
knowing what you want.

1193
01:00:39.580 --> 01:00:40.949
- No, it's not that type of meeting.

1194
01:00:40.950 --> 01:00:43.019
They just want to celebrate
the show starting production.

1195
01:00:43.020 --> 01:00:45.513
- Oh, that's nice.

1196
01:00:46.390 --> 01:00:49.399
- Kim, they're not gonna help us get one

1197
01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:51.359
of our scripts set up when
we're already on a show.

1198
01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:53.719
- It took months for this show to start.

1199
01:00:53.720 --> 01:00:55.759
If they sell one of your
scripts, maybe that'll

1200
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:58.623
take months to get going too
and the timing would work out.

1201
01:00:58.624 --> 01:01:00.129
- They don't want to do the work, okay?

1202
01:01:00.130 --> 01:01:02.339
They're thrilled that we're on a job

1203
01:01:02.340 --> 01:01:04.509
so they don't have to do anything.

1204
01:01:04.510 --> 01:01:06.789
In fact, I'm sure they're gonna push some

1205
01:01:06.790 --> 01:01:09.959
of their clients on us, try to
pressure us into hiring them.

1206
01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:12.263
- You could ask them to
send out your movie script.

1207
01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:15.779
- They didn't respond to it, remember?

1208
01:01:15.780 --> 01:01:18.519
- They don't have to respond
to it, they have to sell it.

1209
01:01:18.520 --> 01:01:19.589
- Yeah, but then they'll say it's hard

1210
01:01:19.590 --> 01:01:21.059
for them to sell it if they don't love it.

1211
01:01:21.060 --> 01:01:23.329
- It's hard for you to work
on shows you don't love

1212
01:01:23.330 --> 01:01:27.249
but you do it and they
take 10% of your salary.

1213
01:01:27.250 --> 01:01:31.057
- Okay, I'll tell them to
put out our movie script.

1214
01:01:31.058 --> 01:01:32.119
You're right, they suck.

1215
01:01:32.120 --> 01:01:34.089
- Don't do it for my sake, I mean

1216
01:01:34.090 --> 01:01:36.439
if you want this
celebratory dinner to be all

1217
01:01:36.440 --> 01:01:39.599
about their agenda, foisting
their other clients on you,

1218
01:01:39.600 --> 01:01:41.919
if you can't ask for what you want-

1219
01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:45.020
- Okay, do you know what I want?

1220
01:01:45.870 --> 01:01:47.696
You know what I want?

1221
01:01:47.697 --> 01:01:51.559
I want to know what you did today.

1222
01:01:51.560 --> 01:01:52.560
What'd you do?

1223
01:01:54.270 --> 01:01:56.419
- This is embarrassing.

1224
01:01:56.420 --> 01:01:58.129
But I did nothing.

1225
01:01:58.130 --> 01:01:59.830
Did you watch "Valley Girl" again?

1226
01:02:00.720 --> 01:02:01.720
- Yeah.

1227
01:02:03.161 --> 01:02:05.119
(Mark chuckles)

1228
01:02:05.120 --> 01:02:06.619
When I'm watching it,

1229
01:02:06.620 --> 01:02:11.119
it's like when you're
sleeping and you're having

1230
01:02:11.120 --> 01:02:15.223
this really good dream and you
just don't want to wake up.

1231
01:02:17.160 --> 01:02:18.610
- Do I need to cancel dinner?

1232
01:02:20.380 --> 01:02:21.213
- Why?

1233
01:02:21.214 --> 01:02:23.439
- Because I'm concerned about you.

1234
01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:24.440
- I'm fine.

1235
01:02:27.640 --> 01:02:28.520
- Can I ask you a question?

1236
01:02:28.521 --> 01:02:30.589
What is so terrible about
our life that you need

1237
01:02:30.590 --> 01:02:32.899
to escape it by watching
"Valley Girl" over and over?

1238
01:02:32.900 --> 01:02:33.900
- Nothing.

1239
01:02:35.270 --> 01:02:37.759
I'm very grateful for our life

1240
01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:40.839
and I know I'm out of integrity, you know?

1241
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:42.989
Not being productive during the day

1242
01:02:42.990 --> 01:02:44.473
when you're out working hard.

1243
01:02:46.500 --> 01:02:47.283
I know.

1244
01:02:47.333 --> 01:02:48.333
- It's okay.

1245
01:02:53.160 --> 01:02:54.989
So what's happening with Lisa?

1246
01:02:54.990 --> 01:02:56.759
- She's in love.

1247
01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:59.639
She says he's the type
of guy everybody loves.

1248
01:02:59.640 --> 01:03:01.929
They go to dinner parties
at his friends' houses

1249
01:03:01.930 --> 01:03:03.979
and everybody's really
nice and interesting

1250
01:03:03.980 --> 01:03:06.649
and they tailgate at football
games and she's buying

1251
01:03:06.650 --> 01:03:10.430
lingerie and they have sex
for like 10 hours straight.

1252
01:03:10.431 --> 01:03:11.499
- Good for her.

1253
01:03:11.500 --> 01:03:12.500
- Yeah.

1254
01:03:14.250 --> 01:03:16.649
She deserves it, I'm happy for her.

1255
01:03:16.650 --> 01:03:18.029
- Me too.

1256
01:03:18.030 --> 01:03:18.920
- Yeah.
- That's good.

1257
01:03:18.970 --> 01:03:19.970
- Yeah.

1258
01:03:20.791 --> 01:03:23.083
- Well hey, okay, I gotta go.

1259
01:03:26.650 --> 01:03:27.750
No more "Valley Girl."

1260
01:03:30.160 --> 01:03:31.160
Hey.
- Hi.

1261
01:03:38.450 --> 01:03:39.450
- How's a going?

1262
01:03:41.470 --> 01:03:43.889
- How'd it go?
- Oh, great.

1263
01:03:43.890 --> 01:03:46.559
They're gonna send out our
pilots and the movie script.

1264
01:03:46.560 --> 01:03:48.269
They didn't even remember
the way they reacted.

1265
01:03:48.270 --> 01:03:51.353
They were like "Oh well
yeah, we love that script."

1266
01:03:51.354 --> 01:03:52.710
(Kim scoffs)
I don't know.

1267
01:03:54.500 --> 01:03:55.880
So what'd you do tonight?

1268
01:03:57.670 --> 01:04:00.119
- There's all this excitement on Facebook.

1269
01:04:00.120 --> 01:04:00.953
- Oh yeah, why?

1270
01:04:00.954 --> 01:04:02.469
- Tommy Clements changed

1271
01:04:02.470 --> 01:04:05.921
his relationship status
from married to single.

1272
01:04:05.922 --> 01:04:07.679
- No way.

1273
01:04:07.680 --> 01:04:09.671
- It's a big deal, Mark.

1274
01:04:09.672 --> 01:04:10.829
(Kim chuckles)

1275
01:04:10.830 --> 01:04:13.655
All of us girls were DMing
each other, it was so fun.

1276
01:04:13.656 --> 01:04:14.489
- Why?

1277
01:04:14.490 --> 01:04:16.449
- 'Cause it was like we
were in high school again.

1278
01:04:16.450 --> 01:04:18.139
Except instead of passing notes-

1279
01:04:18.140 --> 01:04:20.123
- No, I mean why were
you DMing each other?

1280
01:04:21.030 --> 01:04:23.603
- Because everybody in
my class loved Tommy.

1281
01:04:24.490 --> 01:04:25.959
- Okay.

1282
01:04:25.960 --> 01:04:27.529
- And now he's available,

1283
01:04:27.530 --> 01:04:30.226
somebody is going to get to marry him

1284
01:04:30.227 --> 01:04:33.999
and there are a few really
interesting candidates.

1285
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:34.833
- Like who?

1286
01:04:34.834 --> 01:04:36.299
- Remember Heather Hampton?

1287
01:04:36.300 --> 01:04:38.006
She's gorgeous and she's single now too.

1288
01:04:38.007 --> 01:04:39.509
- But she had like five kids.

1289
01:04:39.510 --> 01:04:42.599
- Tommy has four.
- Jesus, really?

1290
01:04:42.600 --> 01:04:45.077
- I wonder why his wife divorced him?

1291
01:04:46.623 --> 01:04:49.119
- Why do you think she divorced him?

1292
01:04:49.120 --> 01:04:52.574
- Men never initiate divorce,
even if they're miserable.

1293
01:04:52.575 --> 01:04:55.119
- Yeah, they just have affairs, right?

1294
01:04:55.120 --> 01:04:58.099
- Practically the only
time men initiate divorce

1295
01:04:58.100 --> 01:05:01.293
is if the woman they're cheating
with pushes them to do it.

1296
01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:06.437
Did you get dessert tonight?

1297
01:05:06.438 --> 01:05:07.729
- I did not.

1298
01:05:07.730 --> 01:05:08.739
Why?

1299
01:05:08.740 --> 01:05:12.014
- Do you want me to bake you
some chocolate chip cookies?

1300
01:05:12.015 --> 01:05:13.879
- No, you were sleeping,
I'm not gonna, come on.

1301
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:15.929
- I already made the dough.

1302
01:05:15.930 --> 01:05:17.609
I don't mind.
- I should say no.

1303
01:05:17.610 --> 01:05:20.279
That's crazy.
- It'll take 10 minutes.

1304
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:21.803
- 10 minutes?
- 10 minutes.

1305
01:05:23.370 --> 01:05:25.519
- You know, you're the
best human on the planet.

1306
01:05:25.520 --> 01:05:28.186
That's amazing, you're gonna do that?

1307
01:05:28.187 --> 01:05:31.655
- I'm gonna do it.
- You're the best, oh my god.

1308
01:05:31.656 --> 01:05:35.073
(relaxed ensemble music)

1309
01:06:06.310 --> 01:06:08.643
- I can't believe you're getting divorced.

1310
01:06:10.030 --> 01:06:11.030
- Yeah.

1311
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:14.369
But you and Mark,

1312
01:06:14.370 --> 01:06:16.359
you guys have been
together for what, like-

1313
01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:18.403
- 15 years.
- Wow.

1314
01:06:19.910 --> 01:06:22.573
So what's the secret to a happy marriage?

1315
01:06:23.965 --> 01:06:26.749
(Kim chuckles nervously)

1316
01:06:26.750 --> 01:06:28.800
- You have to like talking to each other.

1317
01:06:29.970 --> 01:06:31.499
Obviously you have to find

1318
01:06:31.500 --> 01:06:33.593
each other physically attractive too.

1319
01:06:34.870 --> 01:06:38.509
But I think that's what keeps
the physical attraction alive.

1320
01:06:38.510 --> 01:06:40.599
You know, if you like
talking to each other.

1321
01:06:40.600 --> 01:06:42.049
- So you like talking to Mark?

1322
01:06:42.050 --> 01:06:43.050
- Yeah.

1323
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:46.130
- Then why are you talking to me?

1324
01:06:51.850 --> 01:06:53.609
- [Mark] Is that your
high school yearbook?

1325
01:06:53.610 --> 01:06:54.610
- Mm hmm.

1326
01:06:55.560 --> 01:06:56.629
- [Mark] Why are you looking at it?

1327
01:06:56.630 --> 01:06:58.649
You didn't get enough
of everyone on Facebook?

1328
01:06:58.650 --> 01:07:03.299
- I miss the young version of
everyone, who we were then.

1329
01:07:03.300 --> 01:07:04.300
How was work?

1330
01:07:05.290 --> 01:07:06.290
- Hell.

1331
01:07:07.450 --> 01:07:09.679
Everything's a battle with those people.

1332
01:07:09.680 --> 01:07:12.383
- [Kim] How's the lead
actress doing, Brittney?

1333
01:07:14.050 --> 01:07:15.679
- Good, she's funny.

1334
01:07:15.680 --> 01:07:16.680
- Ah.

1335
01:07:17.980 --> 01:07:20.067
- Has she been flirting with you?

1336
01:07:21.447 --> 01:07:22.447
- No.

1337
01:07:23.275 --> 01:07:26.453
- Is she being overly
solicitous, cozy, buddy-buddy?

1338
01:07:28.149 --> 01:07:29.609
- No.

1339
01:07:29.610 --> 01:07:33.699
- Covertly seductive, overtly seductive,

1340
01:07:33.700 --> 01:07:36.053
super cute and charming?

1341
01:07:37.153 --> 01:07:39.103
- Hey, you have nothing to worry about.

1342
01:07:40.420 --> 01:07:43.443
- She knows you're married,
she met me at the first taping.

1343
01:07:44.720 --> 01:07:45.987
I want to kill her.

1344
01:07:48.047 --> 01:07:49.399
But I would never do that.

1345
01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:50.889
- Well, that's a relief.

1346
01:07:50.890 --> 01:07:52.590
- Because I'm terrified of prison.

1347
01:07:53.954 --> 01:07:57.954
(upbeat electronic dance music)

1348
01:08:45.120 --> 01:08:46.819
How'd the taping go?

1349
01:08:46.820 --> 01:08:47.820
- Good.

1350
01:08:49.490 --> 01:08:50.490
How was your day?

1351
01:08:51.440 --> 01:08:53.449
- Heather Hampton and Tommy Clements

1352
01:08:53.450 --> 01:08:56.987
went on a date but there was no chemistry.

1353
01:09:05.190 --> 01:09:07.440
- I wish I could take
you out on a real date.

1354
01:09:08.850 --> 01:09:10.449
I'd drive over to your place

1355
01:09:10.450 --> 01:09:13.429
and take you to dinner and a movie.

1356
01:09:13.430 --> 01:09:16.179
- Or I could make a great meal for you.

1357
01:09:16.180 --> 01:09:17.759
- You cook?

1358
01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:18.620
(Kim chuckles)

1359
01:09:18.621 --> 01:09:21.109
- So you never think about
moving back to Philly?

1360
01:09:21.110 --> 01:09:22.110
- No.

1361
01:09:23.540 --> 01:09:26.529
- I know you can't move
back because of your work.

1362
01:09:26.530 --> 01:09:27.733
- We can't move back.

1363
01:09:29.810 --> 01:09:30.810
- Right.

1364
01:09:34.150 --> 01:09:35.559
But sometimes, you know,

1365
01:09:35.560 --> 01:09:37.643
I think it'd be cool to live there again.

1366
01:09:38.820 --> 01:09:42.779
I mean most people settle
down where they grew up.

1367
01:09:42.780 --> 01:09:45.275
There must be a reason for that.

1368
01:09:45.276 --> 01:09:48.659
I mean even famous people
return to where they grew up.

1369
01:09:48.660 --> 01:09:52.113
Like Bruce Springsteen lives
in New Jersey and Jon Bon Jovi.

1370
01:09:53.190 --> 01:09:54.679
Maybe it's healing.
- Yeah.

1371
01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:57.019
I'm sure it is cathartic to
buy a mansion and a horse

1372
01:09:57.020 --> 01:09:59.709
farm right next to where you
grew up struggling and broke.

1373
01:09:59.710 --> 01:10:01.210
But we wouldn't be doing that.

1374
01:10:02.152 --> 01:10:05.902
(mid tempo electronic music)

1375
01:10:37.660 --> 01:10:41.283
- In this book, they talk about
how there is no easy street.

1376
01:10:42.860 --> 01:10:44.639
There's never a point at which

1377
01:10:44.640 --> 01:10:46.943
you can just coast indefinitely.

1378
01:10:48.710 --> 01:10:49.870
- That's depressing.

1379
01:10:50.910 --> 01:10:53.729
- Well, it makes sense
if you think about it.

1380
01:10:53.730 --> 01:10:55.789
I mean it's one thing
to take a well-earned

1381
01:10:55.790 --> 01:10:59.479
vacation or enjoy some downtime but if all

1382
01:10:59.480 --> 01:11:02.929
you did was lie around on a beach forever-

1383
01:11:02.930 --> 01:11:04.530
- It would stop being enjoyable.

1384
01:11:06.930 --> 01:11:07.890
- There's some quote about how

1385
01:11:07.891 --> 01:11:10.133
you're happiest when you're growing.

1386
01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:15.263
- Which involves pain, discomfort.

1387
01:11:18.810 --> 01:11:21.343
- Just acknowledging that
makes it more bearable.

1388
01:11:23.230 --> 01:11:25.159
Not writing these past few months

1389
01:11:25.160 --> 01:11:28.253
has been painful but not in a good way.

1390
01:11:29.672 --> 01:11:32.159
And now I have nothing
to show for my time,

1391
01:11:32.160 --> 01:11:35.453
not even a lame draft of
some chapters or anything.

1392
01:11:38.590 --> 01:11:41.889
- Yeah, you could argue
it's better to create stuff

1393
01:11:41.890 --> 01:11:44.100
and be disappointed by the results than

1394
01:11:45.360 --> 01:11:47.953
not create anything at
all and be depressed.

1395
01:11:52.010 --> 01:11:53.010
- Yeah.

1396
01:11:58.380 --> 01:12:00.659
I don't know what your interests are

1397
01:12:00.660 --> 01:12:03.429
or what you care about really.

1398
01:12:03.430 --> 01:12:06.889
I mean, other than the random
stuff you post on Facebook.

1399
01:12:06.890 --> 01:12:10.139
So it's hard for me to make
up conversation for you.

1400
01:12:10.140 --> 01:12:11.329
I don't know what you'd say

1401
01:12:11.330 --> 01:12:13.380
or what you'd talk to me about, you know?

1402
01:12:16.370 --> 01:12:17.513
- Then let's not talk.

1403
01:12:21.950 --> 01:12:22.950
- Okay.

1404
01:12:41.640 --> 01:12:43.749
- So what'd you do today?

1405
01:12:43.750 --> 01:12:44.750
- Nothing.

1406
01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:49.999
I got this from the LA Times today.

1407
01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:52.153
It's from the music
critic Randall Roberts.

1408
01:12:54.367 --> 01:12:57.459
"Nostalgia by definition
seldom moves a person

1409
01:12:57.460 --> 01:13:00.877
forward and rarely
satisfies in the long run."

1410
01:13:04.572 --> 01:13:07.539
I just wish I could talk to you, you know?

1411
01:13:07.540 --> 01:13:10.190
I'm sure if we met up in
real life, it'd be so great.

1412
01:13:11.740 --> 01:13:12.740
- Maybe.

1413
01:13:13.935 --> 01:13:18.102
(relaxed electronic, piano music)

1414
01:13:22.310 --> 01:13:23.879
So,

1415
01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:24.880
how are you?

1416
01:13:26.028 --> 01:13:26.980
(Tommy whistles)

1417
01:13:26.981 --> 01:13:28.369
You look good.

1418
01:13:28.370 --> 01:13:30.599
You don't have to live here.

1419
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:31.729
Why didn't we?

1420
01:13:31.730 --> 01:13:33.629
That was one of the
best nights of my life.

1421
01:13:33.630 --> 01:13:35.349
There's a sense of community.

1422
01:13:35.350 --> 01:13:36.353
You cook?

1423
01:13:37.450 --> 01:13:38.829
On a real date.

1424
01:13:38.830 --> 01:13:40.689
Then why are you talking to me?

1425
01:13:40.690 --> 01:13:43.723
So what's the secret to a happy marriage?

1426
01:13:59.139 --> 01:14:01.429
- You know how people point out that

1427
01:14:01.430 --> 01:14:03.290
marriage was invented at a time when

1428
01:14:04.420 --> 01:14:06.903
people didn't have a very
long life expectancy?

1429
01:14:08.350 --> 01:14:12.169
Like it's a social construct
that's maybe an unrealistic

1430
01:14:12.170 --> 01:14:16.853
ideal now that the average life
expectancy is 86 years old.

1431
01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:20.550
- Yeah?

1432
01:14:21.470 --> 01:14:22.470
- I just mean

1433
01:14:23.430 --> 01:14:26.949
is it natural to be in closed captivity

1434
01:14:26.950 --> 01:14:29.643
with one person for the
majority of your life?

1435
01:14:30.481 --> 01:14:33.279
- If you love that person,

1436
01:14:33.280 --> 01:14:36.509
if you feel like they're the
one that's most suited for you.

1437
01:14:36.510 --> 01:14:38.829
- But do you think conventionality

1438
01:14:38.830 --> 01:14:42.609
and fear cause two people to
stay together for decades?

1439
01:14:42.610 --> 01:14:45.376
I mean at a certain
point, it's so familiar.

1440
01:14:45.377 --> 01:14:47.089
You know so much about each other.

1441
01:14:47.090 --> 01:14:49.919
You know what the other
person's going to say.

1442
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:52.549
- I don't always know
what you're gonna say.

1443
01:14:52.550 --> 01:14:53.550
- Yeah.

1444
01:14:54.760 --> 01:14:57.903
Actually, I don't always know
what you're gonna say either.

1445
01:14:59.210 --> 01:15:00.833
You're an interesting person.

1446
01:15:03.410 --> 01:15:04.410
But

1447
01:15:05.837 --> 01:15:07.743
we know each other so well.

1448
01:15:08.830 --> 01:15:10.779
We've had a lot of great
years and it's like

1449
01:15:10.780 --> 01:15:13.649
you could say all right,
we're really good together,

1450
01:15:13.650 --> 01:15:17.090
we're very compatible and
we've had a great run but

1451
01:15:18.420 --> 01:15:20.293
now maybe we should just, you know,

1452
01:15:21.400 --> 01:15:24.453
go have new experiences, you know?

1453
01:15:25.410 --> 01:15:26.510
- What are you saying?

1454
01:15:28.143 --> 01:15:30.489
- I just wonder if we're
staying together because

1455
01:15:30.490 --> 01:15:35.490
it's familiar and comfortable
and because we're afraid.

1456
01:15:36.350 --> 01:15:37.759
- Partly, yes and I don't think

1457
01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:39.909
there's anything wrong with that.

1458
01:15:39.910 --> 01:15:42.349
But just because something
is new and different

1459
01:15:42.350 --> 01:15:44.232
doesn't necessarily mean that it's better.

1460
01:15:44.233 --> 01:15:45.663
- Oh, I know, I know.

1461
01:15:48.150 --> 01:15:49.450
- What are you getting at?

1462
01:15:53.920 --> 01:15:54.920
- I don't know.

1463
01:15:57.300 --> 01:15:59.913
- It's sunny 365 days a year.

1464
01:16:01.520 --> 01:16:03.619
There's palm trees right
outside our front door.

1465
01:16:03.620 --> 01:16:04.923
It's a paradise here.

1466
01:16:06.330 --> 01:16:07.779
Yet you've been talking about moving back

1467
01:16:07.780 --> 01:16:10.199
to Philly and now you're questioning

1468
01:16:10.200 --> 01:16:12.993
the institution of marriage because what?

1469
01:16:14.890 --> 01:16:17.240
You want a shot at Tommy
Clements or something?

1470
01:16:18.922 --> 01:16:23.172
(soft anxious violin, piano music)

1471
01:16:24.070 --> 01:16:25.070
Seriously?

1472
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:28.339
You really want to go out with this guy?

1473
01:16:28.340 --> 01:16:29.340
- I just,

1474
01:16:31.590 --> 01:16:32.939
I miss him.

1475
01:16:32.940 --> 01:16:33.940
- You miss him?

1476
01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:36.451
Why do you miss him?

1477
01:16:36.452 --> 01:16:37.452
- Because

1478
01:16:38.300 --> 01:16:42.479
he was a nice person and we were friends.

1479
01:16:42.480 --> 01:16:44.189
I feel so nostalgic.

1480
01:16:44.190 --> 01:16:46.309
- You don't even have anything
in common with this guy.

1481
01:16:46.310 --> 01:16:47.639
Have you been talking to him?
- No.

1482
01:16:47.640 --> 01:16:48.909
- Are you talking to him on Facebook?

1483
01:16:48.910 --> 01:16:50.390
- No.
- But you want to.

1484
01:16:55.560 --> 01:16:57.999
Does he even know anything
about what you're doing here?

1485
01:16:58.000 --> 01:16:59.450
Does he know you're a writer?

1486
01:17:01.585 --> 01:17:04.189
- I don't know, probably not.

1487
01:17:04.190 --> 01:17:05.040
- I got news for you, this guy

1488
01:17:05.041 --> 01:17:07.499
doesn't give a shit about
anything you care about.

1489
01:17:07.500 --> 01:17:08.639
He's not gonna read your book.

1490
01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:10.759
He probably hasn't cracked
a book since college

1491
01:17:10.760 --> 01:17:13.189
but for some reason, you
can't stop thinking about

1492
01:17:13.190 --> 01:17:16.443
moving back home so you can
what, date him, marry him, what?

1493
01:17:22.090 --> 01:17:23.090
Holy shit.

1494
01:17:25.748 --> 01:17:27.372
Oh man.

1495
01:17:27.373 --> 01:17:28.913
What is happening, Kim?

1496
01:17:31.860 --> 01:17:34.243
Why are you not responding to me?

1497
01:17:44.300 --> 01:17:46.450
I mean, you can't be
in love with this guy.

1498
01:17:47.470 --> 01:17:49.339
You don't even know him
anymore and even if you did,

1499
01:17:49.340 --> 01:17:52.140
how could you possibly have
anything in common with him?

1500
01:17:56.920 --> 01:17:59.223
Kim, what is happening?

1501
01:18:00.190 --> 01:18:02.209
Talk to me, please.

1502
01:18:02.210 --> 01:18:04.679
This whole thing, is it because of Lisa?

1503
01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:05.829
Because you see her dating now

1504
01:18:05.830 --> 01:18:07.753
and she's falling in love with that guy?

1505
01:18:15.820 --> 01:18:19.019
I'm supportive, I'm
working my ass off for you.

1506
01:18:19.020 --> 01:18:21.319
I'm doing everything that I possibly can

1507
01:18:21.320 --> 01:18:24.993
but I can't compete with
your high school memories.

1508
01:18:26.404 --> 01:18:30.654
(anxious violin, electronic music)

1509
01:18:36.290 --> 01:18:37.473
I can't believe this.

1510
01:18:41.550 --> 01:18:43.250
I can't believe this is happening.

1511
01:18:46.310 --> 01:18:47.310
Say something.

1512
01:18:52.720 --> 01:18:54.413
Will you say something?

1513
01:18:55.584 --> 01:18:58.084
(Kim weeping)

1514
01:19:01.940 --> 01:19:04.333
You are breaking my fucking heart.

1515
01:19:07.830 --> 01:19:09.829
- Every day,

1516
01:19:09.830 --> 01:19:14.043
I get online and look at
stupid shit for hours.

1517
01:19:14.940 --> 01:19:16.710
I can't stop myself

1518
01:19:17.950 --> 01:19:19.779
and everybody back home,

1519
01:19:19.780 --> 01:19:21.659
they don't care that my
book's not a success.

1520
01:19:21.660 --> 01:19:23.460
They don't care if I make it or not.

1521
01:19:24.891 --> 01:19:25.870
They accept me for me.

1522
01:19:25.871 --> 01:19:28.869
- I accept you for you.
- I know.

1523
01:19:28.870 --> 01:19:31.570
But in high school, my dreams
hadn't been crushed yet.

1524
01:19:34.700 --> 01:19:37.100
I don't even know what
my dreams were back then.

1525
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:40.000
But now,

1526
01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:44.049
here, I am constantly reminded

1527
01:19:44.050 --> 01:19:46.493
of everything I haven't achieved.

1528
01:19:50.290 --> 01:19:53.249
The only thing I care about is writing.

1529
01:19:53.250 --> 01:19:54.250
- Then write.

1530
01:19:57.390 --> 01:19:58.769
- Okay.

1531
01:19:58.770 --> 01:20:00.589
At first when I would think about you,

1532
01:20:00.590 --> 01:20:04.745
I'd get this buzz, like
this jolt of excitement

1533
01:20:04.746 --> 01:20:07.809
and now there's absolutely
no novelty or thrill.

1534
01:20:07.810 --> 01:20:09.883
Just the misery of addiction.

1535
01:20:10.850 --> 01:20:11.730
- I'm sorry.

1536
01:20:11.731 --> 01:20:14.509
- I'm tired of these weak
conversations we have.

1537
01:20:14.510 --> 01:20:16.160
It's so frustrating.

1538
01:20:16.161 --> 01:20:17.378
- Why can't you just make up

1539
01:20:17.379 --> 01:20:18.869
interesting conversation for me then?

1540
01:20:18.870 --> 01:20:21.159
- That's of no value to me.

1541
01:20:21.160 --> 01:20:24.169
I want to know what you'd
say for real in real life.

1542
01:20:24.170 --> 01:20:26.113
That would be interesting to know.

1543
01:20:28.040 --> 01:20:30.903
- Well, that's not going to happen.

1544
01:20:35.790 --> 01:20:36.790
- Yeah.

1545
01:20:39.930 --> 01:20:41.989
Could you just go please?

1546
01:20:41.990 --> 01:20:42.823
- Then why are you always looking at it?

1547
01:20:42.824 --> 01:20:44.903
- Because I'm always getting texts.

1548
01:20:44.904 --> 01:20:46.919
- From who? How do I know it's not Tommy?

1549
01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:48.709
- Because I wouldn't do that to you.

1550
01:20:48.710 --> 01:20:50.439
- Then who the hell is
texting you all the time?

1551
01:20:50.440 --> 01:20:52.163
- It's just Lisa.

1552
01:20:53.310 --> 01:20:54.143
But you know what,

1553
01:20:54.144 --> 01:20:56.969
you're the one always
looking at your phone.

1554
01:20:56.970 --> 01:21:00.499
In fact, any time I walk into
the room, you act guilty.

1555
01:21:00.500 --> 01:21:01.809
You like suddenly lower it.

1556
01:21:01.810 --> 01:21:04.159
- Yeah, it's because I'm
looking at sports shit.

1557
01:21:04.160 --> 01:21:06.539
- Not texts from the
actress, from Brittney?

1558
01:21:06.540 --> 01:21:07.540
- No.

1559
01:21:09.810 --> 01:21:12.289
- You know what I keep thinking about?

1560
01:21:12.290 --> 01:21:14.839
You forgave me pretty easily for-

1561
01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:16.479
- For almost leaving me for Tommy?

1562
01:21:16.480 --> 01:21:18.909
- I mean you've forgiven
me pretty darn easily.

1563
01:21:18.910 --> 01:21:19.693
- What are you getting at?

1564
01:21:19.743 --> 01:21:20.610
- I think it's because you

1565
01:21:20.611 --> 01:21:22.559
related to what I was going through.

1566
01:21:22.560 --> 01:21:24.560
Maybe you think about Shannon sometimes.

1567
01:21:26.210 --> 01:21:28.079
I mean, you went out
with her for two years.

1568
01:21:28.080 --> 01:21:29.599
You lost your virginity to her.

1569
01:21:29.600 --> 01:21:31.573
Surely you think about her sometimes.

1570
01:21:33.260 --> 01:21:35.343
- No, I do not think about her at all.

1571
01:21:35.344 --> 01:21:36.966
(Kim scoffs)

1572
01:21:36.967 --> 01:21:39.217
- You know what the
difference between us is?

1573
01:21:40.110 --> 01:21:42.266
I'm honest about what I'm
going through and you're not.

1574
01:21:42.267 --> 01:21:43.689
- No, the difference between us

1575
01:21:43.690 --> 01:21:46.563
is I can handle upsetting
truths and you cannot.

1576
01:21:51.010 --> 01:21:55.239
- He's hot and he is your
favorite person to be with.

1577
01:21:55.240 --> 01:21:58.083
How many people can say
that after so many years?

1578
01:22:00.130 --> 01:22:01.929
There is no better man.

1579
01:22:01.930 --> 01:22:04.349
Who else is better? There's no one.

1580
01:22:04.350 --> 01:22:06.313
You are completely compatible.

1581
01:22:09.670 --> 01:22:12.829
Remember that time you were
driving over the Canyon and he

1582
01:22:12.830 --> 01:22:16.049
was driving the opposite way
and when he drove past you,

1583
01:22:16.050 --> 01:22:19.423
when you saw his car,
your heart skipped a beat?

1584
01:22:22.730 --> 01:22:25.069
It literally skipped a beat.

1585
01:22:25.070 --> 01:22:25.903
- Kim, you threw it away

1586
01:22:25.904 --> 01:22:27.039
because you couldn't stop looking at it.

1587
01:22:27.040 --> 01:22:29.492
- No, I just thought why keep it around?

1588
01:22:29.493 --> 01:22:32.319
- It's a high school yearbook,
why would you throw it away?

1589
01:22:32.320 --> 01:22:34.229
- Okay, yes, I didn't want

1590
01:22:34.230 --> 01:22:36.350
to keep looking at it but not because-

1591
01:22:36.351 --> 01:22:37.190
- Yeah, because of Tommy.

1592
01:22:37.240 --> 01:22:38.090
That's why.
- No.

1593
01:22:38.091 --> 01:22:39.202
- Yes it is because you
couldn't stop looking at him.

1594
01:22:39.203 --> 01:22:41.669
- No, I told you it's
because I'm nostalgic.

1595
01:22:41.670 --> 01:22:42.820
- That's bullshit.

1596
01:22:42.821 --> 01:22:43.810
- But I'm not looking back anymore, okay?

1597
01:22:43.811 --> 01:22:45.344
I have a plan.
- A plan?

1598
01:22:45.345 --> 01:22:47.429
- Yeah, a plan for getting more grounded

1599
01:22:47.430 --> 01:22:49.519
in the here and now, for reconnecting.

1600
01:22:49.520 --> 01:22:52.369
It'll promote intimacy
and foster goodwill.

1601
01:22:52.370 --> 01:22:53.203
- What is it, what's the plan?

1602
01:22:53.204 --> 01:22:55.480
- We have sex or do
something sexual every night.

1603
01:22:58.620 --> 01:22:59.979
- Okay.

1604
01:22:59.980 --> 01:23:01.209
All right.
- Okay.

1605
01:23:01.210 --> 01:23:02.210
- That's a plan.

1606
01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:06.850
- Do you want to have sex like
they do in "The Notebook?"

1607
01:23:08.210 --> 01:23:11.103
See how he's holding her
arm up against the wall?

1608
01:23:12.033 --> 01:23:14.049
It's sexy if a nice guy is doing that

1609
01:23:14.050 --> 01:23:16.433
but understandably, most nice guys don't.

1610
01:23:17.540 --> 01:23:19.889
- No, there's his hand right there.

1611
01:23:19.890 --> 01:23:21.240
- Oh my gosh, you're right.

1612
01:23:24.261 --> 01:23:25.261
- Like this?

1613
01:23:26.699 --> 01:23:28.294
- Ow, wait just like that.

1614
01:23:28.295 --> 01:23:29.779
- This is it.

1615
01:23:29.780 --> 01:23:32.511
- Ryan's hand was down, yeah.

1616
01:23:32.512 --> 01:23:34.104
(mid tempo electronic music)

1617
01:23:34.105 --> 01:23:35.688
- This good?
- Yeah.

1618
01:23:37.607 --> 01:23:38.713
She was shorter.

1619
01:23:45.965 --> 01:23:48.389
- I thought you wanted to paint
the room a different color.

1620
01:23:48.390 --> 01:23:51.040
- Well, I know you like it this shade

1621
01:23:52.820 --> 01:23:54.809
and when I started thinking
about other colors,

1622
01:23:54.810 --> 01:23:57.439
there was nothing I could think of that

1623
01:23:57.440 --> 01:24:01.063
I'd like better that I
wouldn't get sick of, you know?

1624
01:24:07.300 --> 01:24:10.198
Remember the first time you asked me out?

1625
01:24:10.199 --> 01:24:11.709
- Uh-huh.

1626
01:24:11.710 --> 01:24:13.603
- You stopped me in the hallway.

1627
01:24:15.340 --> 01:24:16.340
You seemed nervous.

1628
01:24:17.324 --> 01:24:18.324
- Yeah.

1629
01:24:19.973 --> 01:24:21.890
- That was a great day.

1630
01:24:23.207 --> 01:24:24.424
- [Mark] Yeah.

1631
01:24:24.425 --> 01:24:28.175
(mid tempo electronic music)

1632
01:24:50.940 --> 01:24:53.941
- It turns out I'm in the desert.

1633
01:24:53.942 --> 01:24:55.739
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1634
01:24:55.740 --> 01:24:57.309
Everyone who has a dream or a goal

1635
01:24:57.310 --> 01:25:01.139
spends time in the desert,
sometimes years and years.

1636
01:25:01.140 --> 01:25:02.390
- Am I in the desert too?

1637
01:25:04.473 --> 01:25:07.249
- Well, you've attained one
of your original big goals,

1638
01:25:07.250 --> 01:25:10.823
having a show but since
there's more you want to do,

1639
01:25:11.820 --> 01:25:13.845
I guess you're still in the desert.

1640
01:25:13.846 --> 01:25:16.263
- What happens in the desert?

1641
01:25:18.040 --> 01:25:20.899
- It's filled with uncertainty and danger.

1642
01:25:20.900 --> 01:25:23.919
Lots of obstacles come up
and you don't know if you're

1643
01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:27.229
going to make it, you want to
turn back, give up your goal.

1644
01:25:27.230 --> 01:25:29.699
Anytime you have a chance
at something easier,

1645
01:25:29.700 --> 01:25:30.709
you want to settle for that.

1646
01:25:30.710 --> 01:25:33.059
- But you shouldn't.
- No.

1647
01:25:33.060 --> 01:25:34.383
You have to keep going.

1648
01:25:38.040 --> 01:25:41.173
- So what's happening with
Lisa and her insurance guy?

1649
01:25:43.410 --> 01:25:44.460
- It didn't work out.

1650
01:25:45.850 --> 01:25:46.683
- Really?

1651
01:25:46.684 --> 01:25:49.889
They were crazy about each
other, having sex for 10 hours.

1652
01:25:49.890 --> 01:25:50.890
- I know.

1653
01:25:53.160 --> 01:25:55.913
It's hard to find the real thing.

1654
01:26:00.100 --> 01:26:01.199
- Yeah.

1655
01:26:01.200 --> 01:26:02.339
- [Lisa] Hey, did you see that post

1656
01:26:02.340 --> 01:26:04.509
from Tommy Clements on Facebook?

1657
01:26:04.510 --> 01:26:07.219
- No.
- He announced his engagement.

1658
01:26:07.220 --> 01:26:09.969
- What? How could he already be engaged?

1659
01:26:09.970 --> 01:26:12.719
- [Lisa] To some woman he met at the gym.

1660
01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:14.789
- At the gym?
- He proposed to her

1661
01:26:14.790 --> 01:26:18.053
at a Jam Band Music Festival.
- Jam Band.

1662
01:26:20.350 --> 01:26:22.283
Thank God.
- For what?

1663
01:26:25.210 --> 01:26:28.873
- I'm just, I'm really grateful for Mark.

1664
01:26:30.140 --> 01:26:32.329
I always enjoyed sex but

1665
01:26:32.330 --> 01:26:35.109
it was a little bit like going to church.

1666
01:26:35.110 --> 01:26:38.263
I never felt like going but
afterward, I was glad I did.

1667
01:26:39.710 --> 01:26:41.860
But now that we've made
it a nightly thing,

1668
01:26:42.820 --> 01:26:44.193
I look forward to it.

1669
01:26:45.460 --> 01:26:48.110
Who wouldn't want to feel
good every night, you know?

1670
01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:50.760
- Yeah, I do.

1671
01:26:52.947 --> 01:26:55.697
(pen scribbling)

1672
01:27:11.986 --> 01:27:14.113
- I know what I'm going to write next.

1673
01:27:14.114 --> 01:27:15.009
- Yeah?

1674
01:27:15.010 --> 01:27:16.149
- Mm hmm.

1675
01:27:16.150 --> 01:27:17.549
For some reason, I haven't been able

1676
01:27:17.550 --> 01:27:21.039
to get invested in any of the
plot lines I've thought of.

1677
01:27:21.040 --> 01:27:22.939
I don't want to make
anything up right now.

1678
01:27:22.940 --> 01:27:25.133
I just want to write what I know.

1679
01:27:25.134 --> 01:27:26.829
- So nonfiction?

1680
01:27:26.830 --> 01:27:27.663
- Mm hmm.

1681
01:27:27.664 --> 01:27:28.849
- What's the topic?

1682
01:27:28.850 --> 01:27:30.523
- How to have a good marriage.

1683
01:27:31.784 --> 01:27:35.201
(Kim and Mark chuckling)

1684
01:27:47.629 --> 01:27:50.629
(upbeat rock music)

1685
01:28:08.481 --> 01:28:10.214
♪ Girl ♪

1686
01:28:10.215 --> 01:28:13.730
♪ I need your love tonight ♪

1687
01:28:13.731 --> 01:28:17.058
♪ I can't wait, I must know ♪

1688
01:28:17.059 --> 01:28:20.433
♪ What's on your mind ♪

1689
01:28:20.434 --> 01:28:23.859
♪ The same thing's on mine ♪

1690
01:28:23.860 --> 01:28:27.539
♪ I can't wait any longer, oh yeah ♪

1691
01:28:27.540 --> 01:28:31.899
♪ 'Cause I need you now ♪

1692
01:28:31.900 --> 01:28:35.461
♪ Right now ♪

1693
01:28:35.462 --> 01:28:38.625
♪ Now ♪

1694
01:28:38.626 --> 01:28:42.354
♪ Right now, oh yeah ♪

1695
01:28:42.355 --> 01:28:43.993
♪ They'll never take this night away ♪

1696
01:28:43.994 --> 01:28:45.775
♪ It's yours and mine until the day ♪

1697
01:28:45.776 --> 01:28:49.055
♪ It's all right for one night ♪

1698
01:28:49.056 --> 01:28:50.649
♪ We'll never have this chance again ♪

1699
01:28:50.650 --> 01:28:52.817
♪ So love me now and we'll pretend ♪

1700
01:28:52.818 --> 01:28:55.536
♪ It's all right for one night ♪

1701
01:28:55.537 --> 01:29:00.537
♪ Right now, I need your love tonight ♪

1702
01:29:01.303 --> 01:29:04.724
♪ I can't wait any longer ♪

1703
01:29:04.725 --> 01:29:08.405
♪ 'Cause the time has come, oh yeah ♪

1704
01:29:08.406 --> 01:29:13.406
♪ And I need you tonight ♪

1705
01:29:16.514 --> 01:29:18.289
♪ Girl ♪

1706
01:29:18.290 --> 01:29:21.810
♪ We got no hiding place ♪

1707
01:29:21.811 --> 01:29:25.226
♪ We've gotta keep up the pace ♪

1708
01:29:25.227 --> 01:29:28.672
♪ When the things you want ♪

1709
01:29:28.673 --> 01:29:32.756
♪ Well they're just out of reach ♪