1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,016 --> 00:00:08,016 - Hmm. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,853 --> 00:00:17,603 (mid tempo electronic music) 5 00:00:19,117 --> 00:00:21,454 (Mark and Kim chuckling) 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,793 To 15 years. - To 15 years. 7 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:25,309 - Wow. 8 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:26,968 Hey. 9 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:28,469 - Yeah? 10 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,303 - I want to try something. 11 00:00:29,304 --> 00:00:32,120 I want to try to say something new 12 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:36,249 that I haven't already told you in the last 15 years. 13 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:39,479 - Okay, I'll do the same. 14 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,830 - I like the way you think. 15 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:45,173 Your opinion is always the only one I really care about. 16 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:48,929 - My mom told me she finally 17 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:52,169 realized what she needs from a man. 18 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:55,053 She needs to feel like he thinks she's special. 19 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,680 That's how you make me feel. 20 00:00:58,681 --> 00:01:00,549 - And you are special. 21 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,383 - No, but 22 00:01:01,384 --> 00:01:02,464 you make me feel like I am. 23 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:04,980 - [Mark] Look at this. 24 00:01:08,237 --> 00:01:10,009 - You know what I've observed about you 25 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,469 over all the years we've been together? 26 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:15,489 It seems like the two things that make you happiest 27 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:17,259 are when I tell you I'm baking something. 28 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,969 - This cake is unbelievable, yeah. 29 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,393 - And when I ask you if you want to have sex. 30 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,416 - Well yeah. 31 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,409 - Maybe that's what all men want 32 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:28,379 most from their wives, you know, food and sex. 33 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,229 It's like their two most basic 34 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:32,943 physiological needs being met by their partner. 35 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,800 But there's gotta be something else. 36 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,309 What about recognition and praise? 37 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:41,310 That's gotta be high on everyone's list. 38 00:01:42,383 --> 00:01:43,899 - Hmm. 39 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,609 - Okay, here's a question. 40 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:49,209 Which would you rather, a blowjob 41 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,729 or I give you compliments for five minutes straight? 42 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,739 - A blowjob. 43 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:56,142 (Kim laughs) 44 00:01:56,143 --> 00:01:58,599 I like when you give me compliments but- 45 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,419 - I know, a hand job. 46 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:04,259 That way I can tell you how great you are at the same time. 47 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,879 - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 48 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,403 You see how your brain works? Should we try that? 49 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,180 This one's already folded. 50 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:26,003 - It's weird that everyone dies. 51 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,619 It's the most dramatic, suspenseful 52 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:31,809 premise ever and it's not a movie, you know? 53 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:33,889 You, that is you, are going to die 54 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:36,250 one day and you don't know when or how. 55 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:37,359 - Wait, why are you singling me out? 56 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,169 Are you anticipating it, or? 57 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:41,583 - No, it's just invigorating. 58 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,163 I am going to die. 59 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,613 It's terrifying, or a relief. 60 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,799 Katie Couric 61 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,053 is going to die. 62 00:02:54,114 --> 00:02:55,169 - Yes. 63 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,170 Yes she is. 64 00:02:57,159 --> 00:02:57,992 But the question is- 65 00:02:57,993 --> 00:03:02,709 - How much time do you left? A short amount, long amount? 66 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:05,746 - Yeah, that and what do you do with the time that you have? 67 00:03:05,747 --> 00:03:07,099 - Are you spending it the way 68 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,123 you should, the way you want to? 69 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,719 - Did you write today? 70 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,720 - No. 71 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,379 - You should just write something new, just anything. 72 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,563 - I will, I'm going to. 73 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,603 - Kim, your book is great. 74 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,699 I mean that's the success, 75 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,850 just having created something that's great. 76 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,523 People are going to discover it over time, they will. 77 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,089 It'll be read. 78 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,090 - Thank you. 79 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:39,771 - [Interviewer] Totally absorbed, 80 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:41,619 I didn't even notice time going by. 81 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,529 - [Author] Well that's what they say happiness is, right? 82 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,809 Absorption. 83 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:47,229 - [Interviewer] It's an incredible debut. 84 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:50,423 This novel reminded me of what it was like to be a child. 85 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,789 - Cultivating relationships 86 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:57,373 on social media eats up hours every day. 87 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,869 Reading other people's feeds and coming up 88 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:04,319 with interesting responses that are actually worth reading 89 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,066 and everyone acts like they're just hanging out, you know? 90 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:10,409 But really everyone is selling something. 91 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,242 - [Literary Agent] I don't know what to tell you. 92 00:04:12,243 --> 00:04:13,309 If you think you can put out a book without 93 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:17,159 promoting it on social media, well, it's naive. 94 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,593 The future is digital, that's all, end of story. 95 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,609 - I'll keep at it. 96 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,797 - [Literary Agent] How many 97 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:25,118 followers do you have on Twitter? 98 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,709 - About 300. 99 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:31,149 - [Literary Agent] My 15 year old daughter has 45,000. 100 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:33,983 - I know, her tweets are really good. 101 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:35,783 - [Literary Agent] Look, 102 00:04:35,784 --> 00:04:37,509 we're abandoning our business model. 103 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,869 Instead of authors, we're now 104 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:41,143 going to pursue creators of digital content. 105 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:43,043 - Okay. 106 00:04:43,044 --> 00:04:44,709 - [Literary Agent] So I can't represent you anymore 107 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:48,599 but you're a good writer, it's just the novel is dead. 108 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,313 Publishing is dead. 109 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:53,919 - I think there's always going 110 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,679 to be people who want to read novels. 111 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,219 - [Literary Agent] It's not profitable 112 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,669 except for a few authors at the very top. 113 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:02,339 - Supposedly book sales are higher than ever. 114 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,859 People are reading eBooks. 115 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:06,629 - [Literary Agent] Well they're not buying your book. 116 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:09,249 I'm sorry, none of our clients' books are doing 117 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,900 great right now, that's why we're changing direction. 118 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:15,788 (soft somber music) 119 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,880 - Okay. 120 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,969 Well, I appreciate everything 121 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:24,419 you've done for me and my book. 122 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,339 - [Literary Agent] Thank you, let's keep in touch. 123 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,659 - Okay, 124 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,660 bye. 125 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,606 - I'm sure you'll be able 126 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:38,527 to get another agent when your next book is done. 127 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,929 - It's exciting that you and Alex were in the trades today. 128 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,698 I can't believe the show is gonna go. 129 00:05:45,699 --> 00:05:48,539 - Yeah I know, I can't believe it either, it's crazy. 130 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:51,599 - You're finally gonna be running your own TV show. 131 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,299 You've worked so hard. 132 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,689 - Yeah, if we can just make this a hit, 133 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,839 then we can get one of our own pilots made. 134 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,840 - Yeah. 135 00:06:00,805 --> 00:06:02,029 - The hours are gonna be long though and we're 136 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,809 not gonna be able to spend as much time together. 137 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,599 You know how you always say 138 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,689 couples that stick together, stick together. 139 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:10,069 - Nah, it'll be okay. 140 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,841 I'll use the extra time alone to write. 141 00:06:12,842 --> 00:06:16,919 (relaxed electronic piano music) 142 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:17,920 Ideas. 143 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:22,001 (dog's collar jingling) 144 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,060 Ideas. 145 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,740 Ideas. 146 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:04,209 Please God, 147 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:05,683 ideas. 148 00:07:05,684 --> 00:07:07,745 (paper ripping) 149 00:07:07,746 --> 00:07:12,746 Idea. 150 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:15,192 Ideas. 151 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:18,263 What is the point? 152 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:21,879 - I found our lead actress. - Yeah? 153 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,629 - [Alex] She's in that group of head shots we got today. 154 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,197 Her name is Brittney Slaten. 155 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,173 - Is she funny? 156 00:07:28,174 --> 00:07:30,249 - [Alex] Who cares? Look at her. 157 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,729 - You're gonna care when we start shooting 158 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,649 and she has to deliver one of your jokes. 159 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:34,483 - [Alex] We'll get an audience 160 00:07:34,484 --> 00:07:35,592 just because of how she looks. 161 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,883 Let's just watch her reel together tomorrow. 162 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:43,759 - Okay. 163 00:07:49,699 --> 00:07:50,699 Hey. 164 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:53,387 Hi. 165 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:54,340 - Laurie told me about some news 166 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,079 show today where they did this experiment. 167 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,919 They gave women the choice of dating 168 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,249 either a short guy with a prestigious job 169 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,349 and a great salary or a tall guy who had 170 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,750 a dead end job, was broke and had a lot of debt. 171 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,503 All the women chose the tall guy. 172 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:11,903 - Hmm. 173 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:14,309 - I just think it sucks not giving short guys a chance. 174 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,959 - Well, it's the same as men wanting 175 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,710 to be with a woman just because she's beautiful, right? 176 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,949 - I like how personality is the great equalizer. 177 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:26,729 You know, if a person has charisma, 178 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:29,159 it doesn't matter if they're not conventionally attractive. 179 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,899 People want to be with them. 180 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,629 - You know, supposedly one of the traits of charismatic 181 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,089 people is that they're good listeners, like Bill Clinton. 182 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:37,916 People say that when he's talking to you, 183 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,149 you feel like he's completely focused on you. 184 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:44,294 Like you're the most important person in the world. 185 00:08:44,295 --> 00:08:46,319 - When Isak Dinesen would talk to people, 186 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,629 she'd open her eyes really wide and refrain 187 00:08:48,630 --> 00:08:51,794 from blinking as if she were trying to entrance them. 188 00:08:51,795 --> 00:08:52,578 - Wow. 189 00:08:52,628 --> 00:08:53,461 - It made her seem affected 190 00:08:53,462 --> 00:08:56,669 but really she was just insecure. 191 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,903 Her whole problem was self-confidence. 192 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,139 Maybe she wouldn't have become a great writer 193 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,609 if she doesn't have something to prove. 194 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,219 - Maybe that's what drives anyone who becomes great. 195 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,677 They have something to prove. 196 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:09,678 - Yeah. 197 00:09:11,705 --> 00:09:13,369 I want to read you something that she wrote. 198 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:14,370 - [Mark] Yeah. 199 00:09:19,707 --> 00:09:22,729 - "Reality had met me such a short time ago 200 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,639 in such an ugly shape that I have 201 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,639 no wish to come into contact with it again. 202 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,439 Somewhere in me, a dark fear was still crouching 203 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,609 and I took refuge within the fantastic, 204 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:35,173 like a distressed child in his fairytales. 205 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,357 I did not want to look ahead and not at all to look back." 206 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,193 - Hmm, that's good. 207 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,119 - How are you doing? 208 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,496 - [Lisa] I keep fantasizing about leaving everything. 209 00:09:49,497 --> 00:09:52,993 Not just John but also Philly, this house. 210 00:09:53,904 --> 00:09:55,739 - You've just gotta hang in there. 211 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,279 You're going to make it through this. 212 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,335 It's like you've gotta rip off the mother of all Band-Aids. 213 00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:02,200 - [Lisa] Yeah. 214 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,443 - But once you do- - I'll be free. 215 00:10:29,224 --> 00:10:31,807 (mouse clicks) 216 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,119 - I'm ready, I want it noted 217 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,939 and I'm just gonna sit here totally still 218 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,209 because normally when I see that you're still getting ready, 219 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,199 I'll keep fiddling around and then later when we're late, 220 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,449 you'll think it was because of me. 221 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,069 - I know it's me this time but it's usually you. 222 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,229 - It's not always me, that's not true. 223 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:57,459 - Then how come every time I have 224 00:10:57,460 --> 00:11:00,423 a lunch or appointment by myself, I am on time? 225 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,719 Okay wait, let's get back to Lisa. 226 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,349 So you know she's not typically a snoop, 227 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:07,569 that's not her style. 228 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:11,179 Actually though, doesn't everybody snoop sometimes? 229 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,449 I mean, I've done it. 230 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,209 - What, with me, with my stuff? 231 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:17,269 - No, not with you. 232 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,809 - Okay. - Anyway, 233 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:21,119 John stays at work 'til like 10 o'clock every night 234 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,169 'cause they avoid going to bed at the same time 235 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:25,599 because the bedroom is intimate obviously 236 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,879 and if you're having problems. 237 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,259 Anyway, John works late, comes home, 238 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,159 watches sports news while polishing off 239 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,739 a bottle of wine and passes out on the sofa. 240 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:39,319 Lisa comes down to the kitchen for a glass of water, 241 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,379 notices his cell phone on the dining table 242 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,319 and it makes a noise, signaling he got a text. 243 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,240 - Oh boy. - Yeah. 244 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,123 - [Mark] Yeah. 245 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,969 - It's a selfie from some blonde. 246 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,853 - Oh no. - Yeah. 247 00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:55,907 The blond said, "Hey hottie, you want to hang this weekend?" 248 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,639 - What are they, like fucking 20 year olds or something? 249 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,241 - Thank you. 250 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,219 - That's crazy. - You know Lisa said 251 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,049 even though she's not in love with him anymore 252 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,689 and she's told him she wants a divorce, 253 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,969 it was like getting punched in the stomach. 254 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,999 - Of course. - But she's like 255 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,059 what else is on his phone? 256 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:13,893 - Yeah. 257 00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:16,459 - So she starts clicking through his texts and there 258 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:19,898 are tons of him asking different women out for drinks. 259 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,599 - Oh my goodness, 260 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,399 are these women our age or are they younger? 261 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,679 - Lisa thinks they're our age. 262 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,030 She thinks maybe he went to college with some of them. 263 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:28,814 - [Mark] Okay. 264 00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:29,697 - Probably the only way he's gonna get someone 265 00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:32,049 younger is if he drives some flashy car or something. 266 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,416 - That's funny. 267 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,589 - But he has no money because his business 268 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,919 isn't doing well and he refuses to get a job 269 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,679 because 9:00 to 5:00s are for suckers, right? 270 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,019 And meanwhile, Lisa is working her ass off 271 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:47,369 trying to pay the bills so their water doesn't get shut off. 272 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,469 - Jesus, that's terrible. 273 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,977 - And you know what he says to her? 274 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,116 - What? 275 00:12:52,117 --> 00:12:54,467 - "I just wish you'd be happy." 276 00:12:55,805 --> 00:12:56,839 - Wow. 277 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,729 - Maybe that's what all men want, right? 278 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:03,029 You know, just for their wives to smile and be happy. 279 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,869 You know what? I get it, I understand it. 280 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:09,959 It's like "Welcome home, honey, here's your cake." 281 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,813 - That's how you are, you know? 282 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,640 Right? 283 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,033 - That's how you see me? 284 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,830 - Yeah, you're always happy. 285 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,359 - Well, except for now. - Really? 286 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,123 - I have no idea what my purpose is. 287 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,269 I mean when I was writing my book, 288 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,939 I felt like I was doing something that mattered. 289 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,249 But if it turns out you're not 290 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,209 successful at whatever it is you do- 291 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,479 - I love your writing though, Kim. 292 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,419 - But if I'm not getting paid for it 293 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,963 and only a handful of people know or care about it, 294 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,409 I can't help but wonder if 295 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:47,119 I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing. 296 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,889 Your writing is validated by success. 297 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,929 You are continually working on TV shows 298 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,659 or selling pilots and you're paid well. 299 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:59,660 It is great that you have confirmation of your talent. 300 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,649 Meanwhile I, oh my god, we're so late. 301 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:04,650 - I was ready. 302 00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:18,318 (relaxed electronic music) 303 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,533 - Shannon. - Hi. 304 00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:42,859 - Hey, it was so good to see you at the reunion. 305 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:43,860 - Yeah, 306 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,619 but I've changed. 307 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,903 - You look great. 308 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,249 You remember Homecoming? 309 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,050 We didn't even make it to the dance. 310 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,503 We just sat out in the parking lot and made out in my car. 311 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:07,190 Who knew that kissing for so long could be such a turn-on. 312 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,680 But I guess we did more than just kiss. 313 00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:23,159 - I don't believe in climate change. 314 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,160 - Don't ruin it. 315 00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:33,551 (mouse clicks) 316 00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:41,909 - What if you've been losing weight 317 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:43,960 and working out because you want to date? 318 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:50,253 - I do not want to date, I'm married, to a crazy person. 319 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,619 - Actually, I wish I really were nuts. 320 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,979 I'd have more followers on Twitter. 321 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,679 Besides celebrities, the people who do best 322 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,949 on Twitter are the pretty girls who are nuts. 323 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,209 Like models who get into insult wars 324 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:06,492 with people or say crazy shit about their sex life. 325 00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:09,169 - Yeah, you know Alex has been doing online dating. 326 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,373 - Ah, how's it going? 327 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,419 - She says that all the guys post pictures 328 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,929 of their motorcycle or truck and all 329 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:19,009 the girls post pictures of their cats. 330 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:19,843 - Wow. 331 00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:20,969 - It's like everyone's speaking 332 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,673 the wrong language to each other. 333 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,029 - Can you imagine online dating? 334 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:29,219 - No, she says that no one looks like their photo. 335 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,919 When she goes to meet them for coffee or whatever, 336 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,082 they look totally different than their picture. 337 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,862 - Ugh. - It's crazy. 338 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,696 - Well, it's tricky. 339 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,659 You have to have photos that are good 340 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,919 enough to catch guys' attention but not 341 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,909 so good that they're disappointed when they meet you. 342 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,539 - Yeah, she said some of the guys 343 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,283 will post pictures of themselves like shirtless. 344 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,191 What are they doing? 345 00:16:52,192 --> 00:16:54,199 - It must be like a primal thing. 346 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,609 - Yeah, it's like "This is what I look like naked. 347 00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,647 I want to see what you look like naked." 348 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,580 - You look good. 349 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,053 - Yeah? - Yeah. 350 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,240 - Thanks. 351 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:15,079 - Chris is constantly hooking up with girls he meets online. 352 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,889 I don't think he goes out with anyone twice. 353 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:19,049 They just have sex and keep moving. 354 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:21,039 - Kim, he's in his 20s. 355 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,029 - But isn't it weird that we missed that? 356 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:26,529 Apparently people spend their 20s balling everyone in sight. 357 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,530 But not us. 358 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,359 Do you wish now that you'd been single in your 20s? 359 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,519 - No. 360 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,319 - Ooh, you are lying. 361 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:40,009 This is what dishonesty in a marriage looks like. 362 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,910 - Would I rather have been single in my 20s than date you? 363 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,616 No. 364 00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,929 - You would do very well if you were single now. 365 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:51,499 - Kim, guys would be throwing themselves at you. 366 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,309 - I have at least five friends who would 367 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:56,499 gleefully step over my dead body to get to you. 368 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,573 - No one would be as good as you. 369 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:02,453 I'd be screwed. 370 00:18:04,732 --> 00:18:05,732 Seriously. 371 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,079 - How's it going with the mediator? 372 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,029 - [Lisa] Okay so far. 373 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:13,609 If we can just keep being civil to each other, 374 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,543 the divorce will only cost about 5,000. 375 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,309 - When Lisa and John first got together, 376 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,609 I was envious of them because it seemed 377 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,839 like they were more in love than anyone 378 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,859 had ever been in the history of the world 379 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:30,209 and then basically right after they got married, 380 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,209 they started having problems. 381 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,303 They were in counseling the first year. 382 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,699 It seems like people make the decision to get married 383 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,521 when they're in a state of heightened emotion. 384 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:44,359 But emotions are fleeting and marriage is not 385 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,819 and it's hard as hell to get out of. 386 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,713 So, no one should ever get married. 387 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,359 - Well, some would say that's why 388 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,649 you get married because it helps you 389 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:57,889 stay put when you're experiencing fleeting emotions. 390 00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,679 - It's just so weird that Lisa was married 391 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,399 for 17 years and now she'll be dating again. 392 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,193 I mean can you imagine having sex with strangers? 393 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,359 I just described some people's fantasy, right? 394 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,791 - Yeah. - Sex with strangers. 395 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,792 - Yeah. 396 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:18,469 - I'm really sensitive to how people smell, 397 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,857 even just assuming they're showered and clean. 398 00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:23,629 - That's funny, that's actually one 399 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,479 of the questions on the dating apps. 400 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,869 - Really? - Yeah. 401 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:29,269 Alex says they ask you to rate how important 402 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,439 everything is to you and that's one of the things. 403 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,559 How important is it that your date smells good? 404 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,499 - Very important. - Yeah. 405 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,243 I don't like when women wear tons of perfume. 406 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,303 - Hmm, I like when men wear cologne. 407 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:49,299 - Hmm, maybe I should wear cologne more often. 408 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,199 - No, I don't care about you wearing it. 409 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,449 You smell good without it. 410 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:55,150 - No, but if you like cologne, maybe I should wear it. 411 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:57,374 - I don't know. 412 00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:00,679 Maybe it would help. 413 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,331 - Maybe it would help? - What? 414 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,029 - Did you say maybe it would help? 415 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,783 Like what the hell is that supposed to mean? 416 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,489 - I don't know. 417 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,314 I didn't know what I was saying. 418 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:17,322 I was thinking about something else and then, I'm sorry. 419 00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:18,923 - Why don't we have sex anymore? 420 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,099 - We do. - It's been forever. 421 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,039 - It's been like a month. 422 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,823 - Yeah, that's a long time. 423 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:33,870 What is it? 424 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,879 Is it me, are you not attracted to me anymore? 425 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,129 - You know I'm attracted to you. 426 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,130 - Then what is it? 427 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:47,713 - I think I just meant that cologne makes me think of sex. 428 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,173 I just need something to remind me of sex. 429 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,147 (soft anxious guitar music) 430 00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:00,761 Hey. 431 00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:03,948 I'm sorry. 432 00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,105 I'm sorry. 433 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:12,373 I didn't mean it like that, I'm sorry. 434 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:15,270 Hey. 435 00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:18,498 I didn't mean it. 436 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,540 I'm sorry. 437 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,667 I am attracted to you. 438 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:45,202 (keyboard clicking) 439 00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:51,256 - What are you doing? 440 00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:55,239 - I want to drink it hot first and then switch to iced. 441 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,240 I want it both ways. 442 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:59,283 How'd casting go today? 443 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,299 - Good, we had a girl come in and audition 444 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,599 that was surprisingly good. 445 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,949 We all liked her, all the writers. 446 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,429 She was a little ditzy but very funny. 447 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,889 - What's her name? - Brittney. 448 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:12,390 You know what I noticed today? 449 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:17,219 Everyone that came in to audition had striking eye color 450 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,993 like blue or green eyes that got everyone's attention. 451 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,979 I bet the reason they got into acting 452 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,119 was because when they were growing up, 453 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,689 people would comment on their eyes 454 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:28,913 and it would make them feel special. 455 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,229 - I believe it. 456 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,859 - Yeah. 457 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,683 - George Clooney has brown eyes. 458 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,919 So was she attractive? - Who? 459 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,920 - Brittney. 460 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,749 - Yeah, she's cute. 461 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,900 - What's her last name? 462 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:46,283 - Slaten I think. 463 00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:49,402 - See, it's little things like this 464 00:22:49,403 --> 00:22:51,259 that just chip away at trust. 465 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:54,773 Are you seriously pretending to be unsure of her name? 466 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,841 - What? 467 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,070 What? 468 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:10,529 - I'm trying to decide what I'll do 469 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:13,249 if you leave me for this actress. 470 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,083 - I'm not gonna leave you. 471 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:18,049 - Manhattan, some kind of finance guy, not the shady type. 472 00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:20,549 He just was always brilliant at math 473 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,279 and he has impeccable ethics. 474 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,530 - There's no such person. 475 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,633 - Fine. - Yeah. 476 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:32,149 - If I were single, I could redecorate as often as I like, 477 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:35,189 change up the whole damn house whenever I want. 478 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:38,519 Meanwhile, I hope you're ready to play therapist 479 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,579 and personal assistant to your actress wife 480 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,619 as she careens between breathtaking 481 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,793 narcissism and debilitating insecurity. 482 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,949 The great thing about actors 483 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,809 is you always know where you stand. 484 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:53,810 They're number one. 485 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:57,260 - Why do you do this? 486 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400 Huh? 487 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,809 - I like to be prepared for any outcome. 488 00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:08,663 Like anyone, I'm trying to avoid suffering. 489 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,469 - Well if we break up, we both suffer. 490 00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:14,899 Even if I marry an actress 491 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,600 and you end up with a finance guy. 492 00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:24,510 - Yeah. 493 00:24:32,111 --> 00:24:33,609 I'm nervous. 494 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,483 - You gotta commit or you're gonna make a mess. 495 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,777 Commit, commit, commit. 496 00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:47,802 (soft anxious piano music) 497 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:07,199 Yeah, no, she's at book club. 498 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,123 Yeah, once a week. 499 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:11,909 Once a week, yeah. 500 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,503 No, but she's doing great, she's doing really good. 501 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,370 What's that? 502 00:25:20,371 --> 00:25:21,939 Well look, I'm glad it made you feel better 503 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,599 but did you think about going outside at all 504 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,749 and throwing it against the ground or up in- 505 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,233 - I'll fix the wall, I know how to Spackle. 506 00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:31,449 Besides, I've been wanting to paint this room again anyway. 507 00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,882 - We just had it painted. - Two years ago. 508 00:25:33,883 --> 00:25:36,739 - [Lisa] I got my hair cut and colored and I bought 509 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,429 some cute new outfits and Meg has a good camera, 510 00:25:39,430 --> 00:25:43,117 so she's gonna take some pics of me to use on dating apps. 511 00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:45,129 - Oh my gosh, how fun. 512 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,839 - [Lisa] It's so weird to be single again. 513 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,859 Lately I haven't been able 514 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,883 to sleep because I'm just excited. 515 00:25:52,821 --> 00:25:55,154 (Kim sighs) 516 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,629 - Did you know anytime you see a celebrity with 517 00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:02,430 fabulous mermaid waves, it's actually hair extensions? 518 00:26:02,431 --> 00:26:03,431 - What? 519 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:10,629 - One day, I'm going to get hair extensions. 520 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,543 They'll be really expensive. 521 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,780 They'll never be exactly right 522 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,083 and I'll complain about them a lot. 523 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,779 Actually, I don't want hair extensions. 524 00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:26,149 It's like Fran Lebowitz says about plastic surgery. 525 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,573 It's the burden of the rich. 526 00:26:30,977 --> 00:26:34,053 But I would like to repaint this bedroom. 527 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,519 - You always want change, huh? 528 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,183 - You always want things to stay the same. 529 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:45,600 Look, I've been with the same person for 15 years 530 00:26:46,634 --> 00:26:50,369 and that's great but I do need change in some 531 00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:54,149 part of my life and I don't think it's a big deal 532 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:56,663 to want to repaint the bedroom occasionally. 533 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:00,449 - Are you stressed about the show? 534 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:02,903 - Yeah, I just hope we make something good. 535 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:08,739 - On set, it seems like you're not attracted to me. 536 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,274 - I am. 537 00:27:10,275 --> 00:27:11,319 - But you don't act like it. 538 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 - God, I hope not. 539 00:27:13,978 --> 00:27:18,645 (relaxed tempo piano, electronic music) 540 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,836 - So what have you been up to? 541 00:27:54,837 --> 00:27:57,359 (Kim giggles) 542 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,409 - I'm trying to think of how 543 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,133 to summarize the last two decades. 544 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,479 - You look good. 545 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,629 - No, you do. 546 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:08,889 - Oh, I don't really look like this. 547 00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:10,129 Recently I've gained some weight 548 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:12,159 and I started losing my hair. 549 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,359 - I don't care about that stuff. 550 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,623 I just remember you the way you used to be. 551 00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:22,389 - So when we were on set today, 552 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:24,469 did I hear you talking about "The Bachelorette?" 553 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:25,793 - I'm obsessed. 554 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:30,003 Is that a problem? 555 00:28:30,004 --> 00:28:31,513 - I wish I didn't care. 556 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,029 - Let's pretend I only watch documentaries. 557 00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:38,199 - Well, this whole thing is pretend. 558 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,749 There has to be some grain of truth or reality. 559 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,839 - Remember how we all went to 560 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,529 Katherine's parents farm for Senior Skip Day? 561 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:46,363 - Yeah. 562 00:28:46,364 --> 00:28:47,469 - And everyone got wasted 563 00:28:47,470 --> 00:28:49,459 and we all played strip poker in the barn. 564 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,509 - That was one of the best nights of my life. 565 00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,699 - And you and I almost made out. 566 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,386 - Why didn't we? 567 00:28:55,387 --> 00:28:57,369 - I don't know. - Oh, wait. 568 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:59,849 It's because you only dated football players. 569 00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:01,433 - I read a book recently. 570 00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:02,267 - Oh yeah? 571 00:29:02,268 --> 00:29:04,902 - It was so good, it was about magical thinking. 572 00:29:04,903 --> 00:29:07,479 - Oh, the Joan Didion book? 573 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,959 - No, it was about how if you think positively enough 574 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,889 often enough, you can manifest everything you dream of. 575 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:20,069 - So every person who's successful now never 576 00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:22,883 had negative thoughts while they were working their way up? 577 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:26,620 - I'm not sure. 578 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,619 - I wanted to sleep and now I'm having a panic attack. 579 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,193 - So, how are you? 580 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,460 - Good. 581 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,789 - It seems like your focus on success is making you unhappy. 582 00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:43,989 - You think? 583 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,179 - Look, I'm a nice, sweet person. 584 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:48,313 - No, I know, I'm sorry. 585 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,993 I'll see you at work. 586 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:53,890 - Okay. 587 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:56,380 I'm gonna look really hot tomorrow. 588 00:29:58,010 --> 00:29:59,010 - Great. 589 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:06,850 What'd you do today? 590 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,179 - I wasted time online. 591 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:13,919 - How much time do you spend on Facebook? 592 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,920 - Too much. 593 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:17,369 - And what do you get out of it? 594 00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:19,413 - I miss my friends from high school. 595 00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:22,799 - You don't even have anything in common with them. 596 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,579 - Except childhood. 597 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:25,580 - Okay. 598 00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:27,513 That's a bit dramatic. 599 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:29,873 - It is dramatic. 600 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,530 Growing up with a group of people, 601 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:36,393 it's your personal history, your formative years. 602 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:41,249 - Well I just think at a certain point, 603 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,349 at a certain age, you move past that. 604 00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:45,453 - Or is it more important than ever? 605 00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:48,709 Those memories, who you were then? 606 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:51,899 Like I can't decide if I'm a completely 607 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:55,713 different person now or if I'm basically the same. 608 00:30:59,330 --> 00:31:01,180 - I have no desire to be on Facebook. 609 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,509 - You're not a sentimental person, you're not nostalgic. 610 00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:06,963 - I am about some things. 611 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,203 - You seemed happy to see everybody at your 20 year reunion. 612 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,259 You were happy to see Shannon. 613 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,960 - It was nice to see her, it was nice to see everyone. 614 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:19,938 I like people. 615 00:31:19,939 --> 00:31:22,522 (Kim chuckles) 616 00:31:23,877 --> 00:31:27,009 - Yeah but I wanna see everybody from my class. 617 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:31,049 Get 'em all together and just hang out for hours. 618 00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:32,609 Really catch up. 619 00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:34,243 - Yeah, I don't need to do that. 620 00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:46,329 - Maybe you don't care about being on Facebook 621 00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:50,253 because you're interested in your life. 622 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,163 You're engaged in what you're doing. 623 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,413 - You're not interested in your life? 624 00:31:58,283 --> 00:32:00,399 (somber electronic music) 625 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,735 Hey, hey, hey. 626 00:32:02,736 --> 00:32:03,736 Hey. 627 00:32:11,257 --> 00:32:12,936 "Stop breaking the law, asshole." 628 00:32:12,937 --> 00:32:14,027 - "Liar Liar." 629 00:32:15,307 --> 00:32:17,659 - "From where does the power come 630 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:19,326 to see the race to its end?" 631 00:32:19,327 --> 00:32:20,417 - "Chariots of Fire." 632 00:32:21,587 --> 00:32:24,716 "You want us to give back the money?" 633 00:32:24,717 --> 00:32:26,047 - "Lost in America." 634 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:29,426 "I've got the hair, I've got the eyes." 635 00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:30,727 - "Peggy Sue Got Married." 636 00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:33,919 - "Oh, 637 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,786 I'm trying to cooperate." 638 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,827 - "Fargo." 639 00:32:39,397 --> 00:32:42,947 - "Michael is a very tall man." 640 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,283 You want a hint? - No. 641 00:32:49,947 --> 00:32:51,017 "All That Jazz." 642 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,400 - Perfect. 643 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:58,392 I'm sorry, I can't, I don't do this, I never do. 644 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:02,399 - I don't care, I just can't believe you lied about it. 645 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,309 You know what? I mean I do care. 646 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:05,569 Why are you staying up looking at 647 00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:06,789 pictures of a half-naked model? 648 00:33:06,790 --> 00:33:09,970 - It was stupid, the one time I do that. 649 00:33:09,971 --> 00:33:11,779 - And it was so weird how you like 650 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:15,219 covered up that you were looking at it, you totally lied. 651 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,499 - I know, I'm sorry, I screwed up. 652 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,119 - Who even is she? 653 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,679 - She's just like a swimsuit model. 654 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,589 - Would it bother you if I stayed up late 655 00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:24,739 looking at pictures of naked guys online? 656 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,720 - Of course it would. 657 00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:28,999 - But you know you don't have to worry about that because 658 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,689 I don't want to look at pictures of strangers' penises. 659 00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:36,339 Everyone knows that men love beauty, 660 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:38,529 so it's just accepted that you get 661 00:33:38,530 --> 00:33:40,289 to look at pictures of women online. 662 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,409 But I would argue that you're going outside 663 00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,219 the relationship for something and it could get weird, 664 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:48,002 like where you'd just shut down emotionally. 665 00:33:48,003 --> 00:33:51,189 - Kim, Kim, I was just on autopilot, okay? 666 00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:52,999 Randomly clicking through things without 667 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,999 even thinking about it, that's all that was. 668 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,149 - Why don't you just look at pictures of women openly then? 669 00:33:58,150 --> 00:33:59,719 I mean, why hide it? 670 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,669 Maybe while I'm cooking you dinner, 671 00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:03,639 you could just be sitting at the table 672 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,469 surfing the net for pictures of naked women. 673 00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:07,699 - I would never do that to you. 674 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,600 - Doing it behind my back 675 00:34:08,601 --> 00:34:11,089 doesn't protect me, it protects you. 676 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:14,429 If you're going to keep doing it, you should tell me. 677 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,549 I want to know if that's our arrangement 678 00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:20,267 so that I'll feel free to do what I want to do. 679 00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:24,003 - Well, you already are doing what you want to do. 680 00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:26,577 - What does that even mean? 681 00:34:26,578 --> 00:34:28,919 - You're talking to all those guys on Facebook. 682 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,239 - They're just friends. 683 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,103 - Okay, well a lot of them 684 00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:32,322 want to be more than just friends. 685 00:34:32,323 --> 00:34:34,949 - They're just curious about my life, 686 00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,582 they just want to catch up. 687 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:39,069 - No, no, no, don't defend them, okay? 688 00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,543 I hate when you defend them. 689 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,583 - What's depressing is that no one can be trusted. 690 00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:48,550 You have your own inner life 691 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,499 and I don't know what you're really thinking 692 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,463 or what you do with your private time. 693 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,093 - Well, I could say the same thing about you. 694 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:01,810 Kim, 695 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,063 you can trust me. 696 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,599 That was rough. 697 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,543 - Yeah, we should write an episode about this. 698 00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:22,950 - I'm gonna be embarrassed 699 00:35:22,951 --> 00:35:25,079 to tell you about it at work tomorrow. 700 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,009 Maybe I won't. - Oh, come on. 701 00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:29,579 We talk about everything. - You think I'm a jerk? 702 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:34,580 - No, (chuckles) I am a little disappointed though. 703 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:37,369 I thought y'all had a great marriage. 704 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:40,959 - We do, this is not a big deal, all men do it. 705 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,243 - So the problem is that you got caught? 706 00:35:44,832 --> 00:35:45,832 - I don't know. 707 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:51,289 - Actually I can think of a few married men I know who, 708 00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:53,569 nice guys, really sweet, 709 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:56,089 they probably don't look at pictures of naked women online. 710 00:35:56,090 --> 00:35:58,289 - So you think I'm not a good man? 711 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:01,039 - No, of course you're a good man. 712 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,009 It's just there's a continuum, you know? 713 00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:07,260 - So I'm not the worst, but I'm not the best? 714 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:11,789 - But yeah, I mean I'm sure there's probably 715 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:15,439 loads of women who would shrug this off. 716 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,979 They're the type who are not in love with their 717 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:20,549 husbands and are like whatever keeps 'em off my back. 718 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:21,383 - Yeah, but it's not like she caught me 719 00:36:21,384 --> 00:36:23,929 masturbating to pictures of women. 720 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,149 - Do you think that's worse? 721 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,039 - Yeah, you don't? 722 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,439 There's a big leap between 723 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,719 looking at pictures and masturbating to them. 724 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,720 - Why? 725 00:36:32,502 --> 00:36:36,849 - Because you're having sexual thoughts about another woman. 726 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,429 - Aren't you having sexual thoughts 727 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,099 when you're looking at the pictures? 728 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,159 I mean you can have sexual thoughts about 729 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,339 a person without looking at pictures of 'em. 730 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,949 - This is a whole can of worms. 731 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,539 I just think that masturbating 732 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,119 to pictures of women is worse. 733 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,459 - Well look, if I'm dating someone, 734 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:51,613 I don't want them doing any of this stuff. 735 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:55,830 But I think the question is 736 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,179 is it unreasonable for men to expect 737 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,279 to be able to look at pictures of naked women 738 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,773 or is it unreasonable for women to expect them not to? 739 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,489 - Yes, I think that it's- 740 00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:10,919 - See, this is why I hate dating by the way. 741 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,839 It's like you meet this guy, he seems nice, he's sweet 742 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,199 and then you find out he has this whole secret life. 743 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,659 - Women have secret lives. 744 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:21,307 - Yeah, but men's habits are always darker. 745 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:24,108 - What's the worst thing you do that no one knows about? 746 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,900 - I got nothing to hide. 747 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:30,413 No seriously, I could run for political office. 748 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:33,879 - Okay. 749 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,709 - Okay, fine. 750 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:39,719 If I'm reaching, so if I'm jealous of a person 751 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,269 or lightly stalking them, I go online and look up their real 752 00:37:43,270 --> 00:37:46,179 estate records to see how much they paid for their house. 753 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,713 - That's it? - Mm hmm. 754 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:53,399 So you look at pictures of naked women online. 755 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,749 - Sometimes I'm bored or I'm frustrated or I need variety. 756 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,013 It's not cheating. 757 00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:26,275 The hawk is right there between the chairs, it's huge. 758 00:38:26,276 --> 00:38:27,363 - Wow. - Yeah. 759 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,299 Oh, look at that hummingbird. 760 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,526 You see it right there? - Oh, I see it. 761 00:38:34,527 --> 00:38:35,527 - Yeah. 762 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,823 I love how birds are busy doing their own thing. 763 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,619 They just go about their lives with no interest in us. 764 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,593 - Yeah, I love that. 765 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,473 It is gross how much we ate this weekend. 766 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,964 - What if you could go to jail for gluttony? 767 00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,139 (Kim laughs) 768 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,106 Our friends would be like, "What happened to Mark and Kim?" 769 00:39:05,107 --> 00:39:08,247 "Well, they went to prison because of 4th of July weekend." 770 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:13,939 - A big part of marriage is over-eating together. 771 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:16,099 Everyone would be in jail with us. 772 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,100 - Yeah. 773 00:39:18,495 --> 00:39:20,729 - You know how they say you should 774 00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:23,799 move your body for 20 minutes every day? 775 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,777 - Yeah. 776 00:39:24,778 --> 00:39:26,569 - It just always sounds appealing to me, you know? 777 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:31,169 Like I do my workout but it's tedious. 778 00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:33,789 But like moving your body for 20 minutes a day, 779 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:37,189 that just sounds fun, you could just do whatever 780 00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:40,292 and they say it reduces your chance of getting cancer. 781 00:39:40,293 --> 00:39:42,964 - Yeah. 782 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:44,386 What's going on? 783 00:39:44,387 --> 00:39:47,333 - I'm going to move my body for 20 minutes. 784 00:39:48,215 --> 00:39:49,572 - Okay. 785 00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:51,729 - You're going to do it with me? 786 00:39:51,730 --> 00:39:52,730 - Sure. 787 00:39:53,605 --> 00:39:55,479 I'm up for that. 788 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,730 (mid tempo electronic dance music) 789 00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:11,744 (Kim laughs) 790 00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:14,992 (relaxed piano music) 791 00:40:14,993 --> 00:40:17,149 (Tommy whistles) - Hey. 792 00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:18,446 - Hi. 793 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:19,447 - Hey. 794 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,779 - So where do you live in Philly? 795 00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:25,863 - East Falls. 796 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,189 - Oh wow, how is it? 797 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:32,017 - It's great, there's cool stuff to do. 798 00:40:32,018 --> 00:40:34,149 It's easy to meet up with friends. 799 00:40:34,150 --> 00:40:35,600 There's a sense of community. 800 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,949 - The only time I feel a sense of community 801 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:40,699 in LA is when we're greeted warmly 802 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,873 by waiters at our favorite restaurants. 803 00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,373 - You don't have to live here. 804 00:40:46,642 --> 00:40:47,520 - No, 805 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:48,570 I do. 806 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:52,643 So, how'd it go today? 807 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,019 - We just kept getting a bunch 808 00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:00,783 of stupid notes and the premise of the show, 809 00:41:03,452 --> 00:41:05,609 I just wish it were one of me and Alex's ideas. 810 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:07,759 I mean we've written a ton of great pilots. 811 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,089 Everyone loves the "Austin" pilot. 812 00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:11,429 I just don't know why our agents 813 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:13,919 haven't tried to get it set up somewhere yet. 814 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,706 - I think it has to come from you, you have to tell them, 815 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,609 "This is the script we want to make." 816 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:20,669 - We've done that. 817 00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:23,979 - You've never said "We are going to lie down in traffic 818 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,539 until you help us get this script set up somewhere." 819 00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:29,049 - You can't do that, you don't just- 820 00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:31,159 - Then you have to make it happen yourself 821 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,973 with or without their help, shoot it yourself. 822 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,799 We could go to Philly. 823 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,009 You could shoot at friends' houses, local places. 824 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:43,289 - Kim, if I say no to jobs here so I can make something 825 00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:45,687 of myself, we wouldn't be able to keep this house. 826 00:41:45,688 --> 00:41:48,579 - Okay. - Everything we have, 827 00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:50,439 we bought with the money that I make from 828 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,329 taking jobs that I don't always want to take. 829 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:56,339 - I know, so let's not let an attachment to material 830 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,879 possessions stop you from fulfilling your dreams. 831 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:03,049 - Come on Kim, you say that but if we had to move out 832 00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:06,389 and move into a one bedroom apartment or God forbid, 833 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,959 move back home with one of our parents, you would hate me. 834 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,669 You would divorce me so fast. 835 00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:12,249 - No, I wouldn't. 836 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,279 But you might resent me for talking you 837 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,999 into quitting your job but I mean, I could go to Philly. 838 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,883 - What, why would you go to Philly? 839 00:42:21,829 --> 00:42:24,069 - I don't know, that makes no sense. 840 00:42:24,070 --> 00:42:25,559 - Look, it doesn't matter. 841 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,059 We just gotta get ahold of ourselves here. 842 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:29,189 We don't have to go to such extreme measures. 843 00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:31,659 Look, I am not miserable. 844 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:34,629 I just want to one day be able to make one of my pilots 845 00:42:34,630 --> 00:42:38,089 and that day is gonna come, I just need to be patient. 846 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,090 That's it. 847 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:42,733 - I need to get a job. 848 00:42:43,870 --> 00:42:45,849 I thought when my book was published, 849 00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:47,209 maybe I would get an advance to write 850 00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:51,459 my next one but that isn't happening. 851 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,653 - You already have a job, you're a writer. 852 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,359 - At a certain point, you have to ask 853 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,919 yourself if you're really on the right path. 854 00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920 I mean clearly, 855 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,269 you know what? 856 00:43:05,270 --> 00:43:06,803 I'm not on this path anymore. 857 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,543 Fuck this path, I'm going to do something else. 858 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,233 - Start your next book. 859 00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:16,917 - I'm not writing another book. 860 00:43:16,918 --> 00:43:18,832 It'd be stupid to write another one. 861 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:21,399 - But no, it's not stupid. 862 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,339 You're a writer, you're good at it. 863 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:26,459 - Even if I am, does it matter if no one reads what I write? 864 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:29,693 - You have a bunch of subscribers on your blog. 865 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,939 - It's all friends and family. 866 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:35,949 There are writers with tens of thousands of subscribers. 867 00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,499 Although supposedly no one's even reading blogs anymore. 868 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,939 It's all about Instagram now. 869 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:41,859 - Okay whatever, you don't stop 870 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:44,763 expressing yourself just because there's no audience. 871 00:43:47,110 --> 00:43:49,380 - It used to be I would've agreed with you 872 00:43:50,317 --> 00:43:52,823 but now that I've been doing this for so long, 873 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:58,052 you know what I'm trying to accept right now? 874 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:02,119 There may not be a happy ending. 875 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,603 I might never be successful. 876 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:07,479 - You will be successful. 877 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,463 You already are successful. 878 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,853 - You're amazing. 879 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:15,303 I don't deserve you. 880 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,129 So which one was this? 881 00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:21,132 - [Lisa] The fireman, super hot. 882 00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:24,959 - Ooh, so you finally hooked up, what happened? 883 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,239 - [Lisa] It was a bust. 884 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:30,090 I gave him a hand job just to get him out of my house. 885 00:44:30,091 --> 00:44:32,715 - If you didn't want to, you shouldn't have. 886 00:44:32,716 --> 00:44:34,589 Would you want your daughters doing that? 887 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:35,590 - [Lisa] God no. 888 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,790 I shouldn't have done it. 889 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,799 He asked me why I wasn't letting him do anything for me. 890 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,669 It's because when we were making out, the way he was 891 00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,620 touching me, I could tell he didn't know what he was doing, 892 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,169 But here's something. 893 00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:52,820 You know how penises are usually not that attractive? 894 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:54,590 - Yeah. - His was, 895 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,519 it was actually beautiful. 896 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,331 - Really? - Yeah. 897 00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:00,439 It looked like it was airbrushed. 898 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,238 His whole body was just sort of golden. 899 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:05,489 - Wow. 900 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:06,879 - [Lisa] I think another reason he looked 901 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,369 good down there was because he was well-groomed. 902 00:45:10,370 --> 00:45:12,759 His hair was trimmed. 903 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,709 - Mark trims his hair. - Of course he does 904 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:16,989 because he gives a shit. 905 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:19,939 John never did anything to maintain his hair down there. 906 00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:22,559 It was disgusting. - Ugh. 907 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,093 So you gave him a hand job. 908 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,799 Did you use any kind of lubricant or? 909 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,067 - [Lisa] He finished himself off. 910 00:45:30,068 --> 00:45:31,539 He did something I've never seen before. 911 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,147 He's spit in his hand for lube. 912 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,119 (Kim laughs) 913 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,029 - So he's adept at getting himself off. 914 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:41,903 - [Lisa] But not women. 915 00:45:41,904 --> 00:45:45,689 (Lisa and Kim laughing) 916 00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:49,129 - Maybe this is an argument for dating older men. 917 00:45:49,130 --> 00:45:52,183 - [Lisa] No, they want to date 26 year olds. 918 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,189 - Of course they do. 919 00:45:56,190 --> 00:45:58,209 Another thing about getting older is I find 920 00:45:58,210 --> 00:46:01,143 myself thinking about the big picture more. 921 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,419 Often like I'm looking at our life from 922 00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:09,999 a distance and I see where we are on the continuum. 923 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,800 - Yeah, I know we have time left but 924 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,513 it no longer seems infinite. 925 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,423 - And soon, the pretty years will be over. 926 00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:20,963 Maybe they already are. 927 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:25,789 When I think about how the rest of our life is going to go, 928 00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:29,349 I feel like there may not be a lot of surprises left 929 00:46:29,350 --> 00:46:32,969 or there will be surprises but they won't be good ones. 930 00:46:32,970 --> 00:46:34,329 - There will be good surprises. 931 00:46:34,330 --> 00:46:36,579 A lot of cool stuff might happen. 932 00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:38,319 - What's weird is that even if I think about 933 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,323 the good stuff that might happen, I don't feel excited. 934 00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:46,449 - You know, one of the actresses on our show 935 00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:49,119 read a good book about thinking positive. 936 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,353 I'll find out the name of it and get it for you. 937 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:54,187 - You don't find pessimism attractive? 938 00:46:55,630 --> 00:47:00,213 (relaxed synthesized electronic music) 939 00:47:11,014 --> 00:47:13,509 So, how was the notes meeting today? 940 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:15,699 Tell me they raved about the script. 941 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,569 - No, they went right into notes. 942 00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:19,859 They had no compliments, nothing positive to say. 943 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:20,820 - Bullshit. 944 00:47:20,821 --> 00:47:22,106 - I kept wanting to say, 945 00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:24,259 "Hey, have you seen the shows on your network? 946 00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,859 Because they all suck." (Kim laughs) 947 00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:27,860 - Yeah. 948 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,569 - What are you doing? Why are you smiling? 949 00:47:32,570 --> 00:47:34,149 - Oh, I'm just doing this thing 950 00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:36,259 from that book on positivity you got me. 951 00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:38,929 Go ahead, tell me more about your day. 952 00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:40,099 - Okay. 953 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,259 So we're shooting this episode where Brittney's older 954 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,259 brother comes over and he's talking about his womanizing 955 00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,329 and basically being a dick and they say, "Hey, 956 00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:51,089 Brittney's not being sweet enough to him in this scene. 957 00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:53,440 Can she like make him a sandwich or something?" 958 00:47:54,490 --> 00:47:56,699 - Wow, that's annoying. 959 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,279 - Wait, what are you doing? Why are you smiling? 960 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,279 - Oh, I'm faking it 'til I make it. 961 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,189 Just the physical act of smiling 962 00:48:03,190 --> 00:48:05,141 causes the serotonin to be released. 963 00:48:05,142 --> 00:48:05,975 - Okay, well it's freaking me out. 964 00:48:05,976 --> 00:48:07,049 - Really? - Yeah. 965 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,050 - Too much? 966 00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:20,649 - Dinner was so good, thank you. 967 00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:23,381 I'm sorry I've been working so late. 968 00:48:23,382 --> 00:48:25,032 - No, I'm sorry you're having to. 969 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:29,379 So Lisa is going on a million dates. 970 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:30,679 She's like the belle of the ball 971 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,919 on all of these dating apps. 972 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,729 You know how she had gained weight over the past 973 00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:37,389 couple of years because her marriage was so miserable? 974 00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:39,409 - I bet she loses it now. 975 00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:41,869 - She already has. - Of course. 976 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:43,189 - She said when she dropped the kids off 977 00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:45,709 at John's this weekend, he looked slimmer too. 978 00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:49,089 - Yeah, they're on the market now, they have to look good. 979 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,070 It's amazing what people 980 00:48:50,071 --> 00:48:51,779 can accomplish when they're motivated. 981 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,529 - She said some of her girlfriends who are 982 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:56,512 divorced have told her that guys in their 20s 983 00:48:56,513 --> 00:49:00,159 and 30s like dating older divorced women because 984 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,949 a lot of them want to have sex with no strings attached. 985 00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:07,033 They've already been married, they already have kids. 986 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,139 - Are you jealous of Lisa? 987 00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:14,069 - No. 988 00:49:14,070 --> 00:49:15,079 No. 989 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,836 - Because she gets to date? 990 00:49:16,837 --> 00:49:18,359 - Yeah, but whom? 991 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,589 By the time you're our age, 992 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,343 people have developed some seriously scary habits. 993 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,307 - So what'd you do today? 994 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:32,101 - I read an article in the LA Times. 995 00:49:32,102 --> 00:49:33,249 - Well that's something. 996 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,659 - It was about people who are obsessed with opera. 997 00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:36,660 - Yeah? - Yeah. 998 00:49:37,703 --> 00:49:39,489 They hang out on these websites devoted 999 00:49:39,490 --> 00:49:42,219 to opera news and gossip and there's this 1000 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:46,099 contingent of opera lovers called Opera Hoppers. 1001 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:47,969 They fly all over the world 1002 00:49:47,970 --> 00:49:50,480 just to see performances they're interested in 1003 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:53,209 and these are not just rich people. 1004 00:49:53,210 --> 00:49:56,449 We're talking about secretaries who love opera 1005 00:49:56,450 --> 00:50:00,578 and save up all their money to go to Italy or wherever. 1006 00:50:00,579 --> 00:50:01,937 - That's cool. 1007 00:50:01,938 --> 00:50:04,749 - What blew me away is that there are people out there 1008 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:08,259 pursuing some passion of theirs full force. 1009 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:10,279 I mean instead of doing something stupid, 1010 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,779 like having an affair just because 1011 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:16,589 they feel empty or sad or uninspired, 1012 00:50:16,590 --> 00:50:20,249 they're taking this passion that could be put toward blowing 1013 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,883 up their life and they're doing something positive with it. 1014 00:50:30,770 --> 00:50:31,630 - Do you think it's possible 1015 00:50:31,631 --> 00:50:33,780 that you're going through a midlife crisis? 1016 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,693 - I think I'm too young. 1017 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:42,799 - Well, it seems like you're going through something. 1018 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,659 - I think I'm okay. 1019 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:46,610 - Well you might not be the best judge. 1020 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,069 Maybe the person that's in it 1021 00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:51,033 isn't able to see what's happening. 1022 00:50:53,330 --> 00:50:54,419 Kim, I'm just concerned that 1023 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:57,149 you're gonna do something you might regret. 1024 00:50:57,150 --> 00:50:58,849 You're not thinking about having an affair, are you? 1025 00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,399 - No. 1026 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,339 Mark, I would never do anything to hurt you. 1027 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:09,019 Hey, even if you have a really cynical view, 1028 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:11,489 like say that people are ultimately 1029 00:51:11,490 --> 00:51:13,363 self-centered and do what they want, 1030 00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:16,359 I'm not going to do something that goes 1031 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,459 against my own best interest and it's in my own 1032 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:22,073 best interest to protect this relationship. 1033 00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:25,830 - Okay. 1034 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,200 - I love you. 1035 00:51:45,988 --> 00:51:46,988 - Hey. - Hi. 1036 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,799 I read the pages you wrote today. 1037 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,962 - Yeah? 1038 00:51:54,963 --> 00:51:56,263 - It's so good. 1039 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,489 So funny. 1040 00:51:59,490 --> 00:52:01,419 I was cracking up at everything. 1041 00:52:01,420 --> 00:52:03,103 - Really? - Yeah. 1042 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:09,560 Of all the writers we know, you are by far the best. 1043 00:52:09,899 --> 00:52:10,899 - No. - Yeah. 1044 00:52:13,820 --> 00:52:17,070 - It's been so long since you've given me a compliment. 1045 00:52:17,071 --> 00:52:19,019 You're usually so good about it. 1046 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:22,339 - Everyone wants recognition and praise. 1047 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:23,340 - I know, right? 1048 00:52:24,313 --> 00:52:27,896 (relaxed electronic music) 1049 00:52:32,726 --> 00:52:34,497 - [Kim] What's wrong? 1050 00:52:34,498 --> 00:52:35,498 - Nothing. 1051 00:52:37,827 --> 00:52:42,244 (mid tempo guitar, electronic music) 1052 00:52:55,690 --> 00:52:57,090 - [Kim] It's a vision board. 1053 00:52:58,410 --> 00:52:59,893 - A vision of the future, or? 1054 00:53:00,743 --> 00:53:01,740 - I don't know. 1055 00:53:01,741 --> 00:53:04,379 I guess it just represents what I want. 1056 00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:06,109 - It's all 80s. 1057 00:53:06,110 --> 00:53:07,681 - Yeah. 1058 00:53:07,682 --> 00:53:08,682 - The 1980s. 1059 00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:10,930 - Yes. 1060 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,639 - Well like how is this sufficient for the future? 1061 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,659 - I knew you wouldn't understand. 1062 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,023 - Well, I'm trying. 1063 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,089 - I don't know, maybe it's not a vision board exactly. 1064 00:53:22,090 --> 00:53:24,290 It's just I'm really into the 80s right now. 1065 00:53:26,886 --> 00:53:28,086 It's one of my passions. 1066 00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:32,869 I just want to immerse myself in it. 1067 00:53:32,870 --> 00:53:34,570 - Writing is one of your passions. 1068 00:53:39,810 --> 00:53:42,943 - I appreciate your encouraging me to write. 1069 00:53:45,386 --> 00:53:46,749 But right now, I just want to think 1070 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,550 about things that make me feel good. 1071 00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:53,763 (phone chimes) 1072 00:54:02,435 --> 00:54:05,685 (anxious violin tones) 1073 00:54:09,888 --> 00:54:13,471 (anxious electronic music) 1074 00:54:29,305 --> 00:54:33,222 (anxious violin, guitar tones) 1075 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,349 - Wow. - I knew she was into him. 1076 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,849 She was flirting, right? 1077 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,392 - Yeah, 95% sure. 1078 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:14,809 - 1,000%. 1079 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:16,757 - I'm really impressed you resisted. 1080 00:55:16,758 --> 00:55:17,610 - I mean, was it hard? 1081 00:55:17,611 --> 00:55:18,776 - Of course it was, look at him. 1082 00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:20,869 It was the hardest thing he's ever done. 1083 00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:23,449 A part of him died when he sent that boring, stupid text. 1084 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:25,149 - Nah. - Good man. 1085 00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:26,719 - It's hard being an adult. 1086 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,169 - You know, you should've let us pitch you 1087 00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:30,099 a response because I could've come up 1088 00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:32,959 with a way to say no and yes at the same time. 1089 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,840 - What he said was perfect. 1090 00:55:33,841 --> 00:55:35,309 - Why deny yourself what would 1091 00:55:35,310 --> 00:55:37,729 obviously be an incredible pleasure? 1092 00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:40,709 - Because some things are worth sacrificing for, 1093 00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:43,609 like the love of an honest and loyal person. 1094 00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:45,579 - Yeah, instead of hooking up with randos. 1095 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,539 - If Brittney's a rando, sign me up. 1096 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:50,506 - Okay, well I need this job to last for years. 1097 00:55:50,507 --> 00:55:52,369 - [Imaginary Friends] Yes. 1098 00:55:52,370 --> 00:55:55,919 - So how you handle this is critically important. 1099 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,949 - Our careers are on the line here. 1100 00:55:57,950 --> 00:56:00,879 - I think what they're saying is don't shit where you eat. 1101 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,986 - He's not gonna cheat. - I love Kim. 1102 00:56:02,987 --> 00:56:04,423 I'm in love with Kim. 1103 00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:11,879 I'm not buying you an IROC. 1104 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,009 - Mark, they're so affordable compared to a new car. 1105 00:56:15,010 --> 00:56:18,093 You can get one that's in great shape for like nothing. 1106 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,019 - But up until today, you wanted a new Volvo. 1107 00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:25,599 - All the reviews say the new Volvo is a very staid ride. 1108 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,239 Not exciting to drive, solid but dull. 1109 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,869 - For nine years you've been driving a Volvo and loved it, 1110 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:31,939 so much so that you've been 1111 00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:33,702 wanting another one up until today. 1112 00:56:33,703 --> 00:56:35,622 - I did love it but now that I've been 1113 00:56:35,623 --> 00:56:37,980 getting in touch with what I really want. 1114 00:56:40,593 --> 00:56:43,779 - You know what, it makes me really uncomfortable the way 1115 00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:47,259 your opinion about something can change so completely. 1116 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,260 - Hey, 1117 00:56:50,672 --> 00:56:52,459 I hear what you're saying. 1118 00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:55,569 My opinion of you has never changed. 1119 00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:56,440 Hey. 1120 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,323 - Hmm? 1121 00:56:57,324 --> 00:56:58,830 - That will always stay the same. 1122 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,979 - You've been talking about getting a new Volvo 1123 00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:05,749 for months and now all of a sudden it's dead to you? 1124 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:08,079 Now you randomly want to buy a car 1125 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,769 that represents what was cool in the 80s? 1126 00:57:09,770 --> 00:57:12,149 Like what is your obsession with the 80s? 1127 00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:14,688 - It just seems like such a fun time. 1128 00:57:14,689 --> 00:57:17,459 I had the 90s, the 90s sucked. 1129 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,060 - Yeah, the 80s were way better. 1130 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,938 - Diana's best friend had an IROC 1131 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,839 and they let me ride around with them. 1132 00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:28,196 - Yeah, but it's like that song. 1133 00:57:28,197 --> 00:57:30,297 "You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory." 1134 00:57:31,385 --> 00:57:32,790 - Who sang that? 1135 00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:35,191 - Johnny Thunders, he was in the New York Dolls. 1136 00:57:40,430 --> 00:57:43,809 I just feel like you're gonna screw me over someday. 1137 00:57:43,810 --> 00:57:46,529 - How can you say that? We've been together forever. 1138 00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:49,066 - Yeah, maybe too long. - Too long for me or for you? 1139 00:57:49,067 --> 00:57:50,429 - Not for me, I'm happy. 1140 00:57:50,430 --> 00:57:54,809 - So am I, except for not knowing why I'm alive. 1141 00:57:54,810 --> 00:57:57,429 - Well, maybe you should see someone. 1142 00:57:57,430 --> 00:58:00,193 - I don't need a therapist, I need an IROC. 1143 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,289 Come on, spend $200 an hour 1144 00:58:06,290 --> 00:58:09,359 just to tell someone about how I spent seven years 1145 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,149 writing a book and it nearly killed me and it 1146 00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:14,389 was published and I thought that was the Holy Grail 1147 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:16,469 but it turns out what you really want 1148 00:58:16,470 --> 00:58:18,809 is for people to actually read it? 1149 00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:23,319 - Come on, Jonathan Franzen wrote a whole thing about this, 1150 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,120 about how people don't read challenging fiction anymore. 1151 00:58:30,770 --> 00:58:34,423 So what else did you do besides looked at cars online? 1152 00:58:35,870 --> 00:58:37,217 - I watched "Valley Girl." 1153 00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:40,849 What? 1154 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:41,959 That's not new to you. 1155 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,863 You know it's my favorite movie and always has been. 1156 00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:48,219 Why are you mad? 1157 00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:49,559 - I'm not mad. 1158 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,529 I just feel like you're refusing to do what would 1159 00:58:51,530 --> 00:58:54,859 make you happy, which is to start writing again. 1160 00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:57,219 - I used to worry that there wasn't enough time 1161 00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:59,830 to write all that books I had ideas for 1162 00:59:01,657 --> 00:59:04,109 and now I can't think of one single idea. 1163 00:59:04,110 --> 00:59:06,369 It's like I have nothing to say. 1164 00:59:06,370 --> 00:59:08,689 The only thing I can think of is hey, 1165 00:59:08,690 --> 00:59:11,219 you know how we're all addicted to our phones? 1166 00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,523 Doesn't that suck? 1167 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,319 - I'm sure you could come up with ideas if you tried, 1168 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,020 you just have to get back into it. 1169 00:59:23,795 --> 00:59:24,628 What? 1170 00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:25,719 - This is from Malcolm Gladwell, 1171 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,279 he wrote this about his running 1172 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,853 in a cross country race when he was young. 1173 00:59:32,997 --> 00:59:35,209 "I had done what everyone always says 1174 00:59:35,210 --> 00:59:37,789 you are supposed to do as a human being. 1175 00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:39,583 I had given it my all. 1176 00:59:40,578 --> 00:59:43,279 And I realized that what everyone says you should always do 1177 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,257 was so painful that I never wanted to do it again." 1178 00:59:53,940 --> 00:59:55,283 We should have sex. 1179 00:59:57,030 --> 00:59:59,939 - I wish you wouldn't always use the word should. 1180 00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:02,719 - Oh my gosh, you're right. 1181 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,872 I'm sorry, I don't always say should, it's just that lately- 1182 01:00:06,873 --> 01:00:08,813 - If you're not up for it, that's fine. 1183 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:10,903 - I'm up for it. 1184 01:00:11,830 --> 01:00:13,080 - All right, let's do it. 1185 01:00:15,140 --> 01:00:16,140 - Great. 1186 01:00:19,170 --> 01:00:21,386 - [Fred] Hi, I'm Fred, I like tacos 1187 01:00:21,387 --> 01:00:25,476 and '71 Cabernet and my favorite color is magenta- 1188 01:00:25,477 --> 01:00:28,060 (phone buzzes) 1189 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,360 - What? 1190 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:34,550 No, I'm just in the middle of something. 1191 01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:37,409 Supposedly you should never go 1192 01:00:37,410 --> 01:00:39,579 into a meeting without knowing what you want. 1193 01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:40,949 - No, it's not that type of meeting. 1194 01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:43,019 They just want to celebrate the show starting production. 1195 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:45,513 - Oh, that's nice. 1196 01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:49,399 - Kim, they're not gonna help us get one 1197 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,359 of our scripts set up when we're already on a show. 1198 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,719 - It took months for this show to start. 1199 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,759 If they sell one of your scripts, maybe that'll 1200 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,623 take months to get going too and the timing would work out. 1201 01:00:58,624 --> 01:01:00,129 - They don't want to do the work, okay? 1202 01:01:00,130 --> 01:01:02,339 They're thrilled that we're on a job 1203 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,509 so they don't have to do anything. 1204 01:01:04,510 --> 01:01:06,789 In fact, I'm sure they're gonna push some 1205 01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:09,959 of their clients on us, try to pressure us into hiring them. 1206 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,263 - You could ask them to send out your movie script. 1207 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,779 - They didn't respond to it, remember? 1208 01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:18,519 - They don't have to respond to it, they have to sell it. 1209 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,589 - Yeah, but then they'll say it's hard 1210 01:01:19,590 --> 01:01:21,059 for them to sell it if they don't love it. 1211 01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,329 - It's hard for you to work on shows you don't love 1212 01:01:23,330 --> 01:01:27,249 but you do it and they take 10% of your salary. 1213 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:31,057 - Okay, I'll tell them to put out our movie script. 1214 01:01:31,058 --> 01:01:32,119 You're right, they suck. 1215 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,089 - Don't do it for my sake, I mean 1216 01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,439 if you want this celebratory dinner to be all 1217 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:39,599 about their agenda, foisting their other clients on you, 1218 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,919 if you can't ask for what you want- 1219 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,020 - Okay, do you know what I want? 1220 01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:47,696 You know what I want? 1221 01:01:47,697 --> 01:01:51,559 I want to know what you did today. 1222 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,560 What'd you do? 1223 01:01:54,270 --> 01:01:56,419 - This is embarrassing. 1224 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,129 But I did nothing. 1225 01:01:58,130 --> 01:01:59,830 Did you watch "Valley Girl" again? 1226 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,720 - Yeah. 1227 01:02:03,161 --> 01:02:05,119 (Mark chuckles) 1228 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,619 When I'm watching it, 1229 01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:11,119 it's like when you're sleeping and you're having 1230 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:15,223 this really good dream and you just don't want to wake up. 1231 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,610 - Do I need to cancel dinner? 1232 01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:21,213 - Why? 1233 01:02:21,214 --> 01:02:23,439 - Because I'm concerned about you. 1234 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,440 - I'm fine. 1235 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,520 - Can I ask you a question? 1236 01:02:28,521 --> 01:02:30,589 What is so terrible about our life that you need 1237 01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:32,899 to escape it by watching "Valley Girl" over and over? 1238 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:33,900 - Nothing. 1239 01:02:35,270 --> 01:02:37,759 I'm very grateful for our life 1240 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,839 and I know I'm out of integrity, you know? 1241 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,989 Not being productive during the day 1242 01:02:42,990 --> 01:02:44,473 when you're out working hard. 1243 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,283 I know. 1244 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,333 - It's okay. 1245 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,989 So what's happening with Lisa? 1246 01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:56,759 - She's in love. 1247 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,639 She says he's the type of guy everybody loves. 1248 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,929 They go to dinner parties at his friends' houses 1249 01:03:01,930 --> 01:03:03,979 and everybody's really nice and interesting 1250 01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:06,649 and they tailgate at football games and she's buying 1251 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:10,430 lingerie and they have sex for like 10 hours straight. 1252 01:03:10,431 --> 01:03:11,499 - Good for her. 1253 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,500 - Yeah. 1254 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:16,649 She deserves it, I'm happy for her. 1255 01:03:16,650 --> 01:03:18,029 - Me too. 1256 01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:18,920 - Yeah. - That's good. 1257 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:19,970 - Yeah. 1258 01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:23,083 - Well hey, okay, I gotta go. 1259 01:03:26,650 --> 01:03:27,750 No more "Valley Girl." 1260 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,160 Hey. - Hi. 1261 01:03:38,450 --> 01:03:39,450 - How's a going? 1262 01:03:41,470 --> 01:03:43,889 - How'd it go? - Oh, great. 1263 01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:46,559 They're gonna send out our pilots and the movie script. 1264 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,269 They didn't even remember the way they reacted. 1265 01:03:48,270 --> 01:03:51,353 They were like "Oh well yeah, we love that script." 1266 01:03:51,354 --> 01:03:52,710 (Kim scoffs) I don't know. 1267 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:55,880 So what'd you do tonight? 1268 01:03:57,670 --> 01:04:00,119 - There's all this excitement on Facebook. 1269 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,953 - Oh yeah, why? 1270 01:04:00,954 --> 01:04:02,469 - Tommy Clements changed 1271 01:04:02,470 --> 01:04:05,921 his relationship status from married to single. 1272 01:04:05,922 --> 01:04:07,679 - No way. 1273 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,671 - It's a big deal, Mark. 1274 01:04:09,672 --> 01:04:10,829 (Kim chuckles) 1275 01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:13,655 All of us girls were DMing each other, it was so fun. 1276 01:04:13,656 --> 01:04:14,489 - Why? 1277 01:04:14,490 --> 01:04:16,449 - 'Cause it was like we were in high school again. 1278 01:04:16,450 --> 01:04:18,139 Except instead of passing notes- 1279 01:04:18,140 --> 01:04:20,123 - No, I mean why were you DMing each other? 1280 01:04:21,030 --> 01:04:23,603 - Because everybody in my class loved Tommy. 1281 01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:25,959 - Okay. 1282 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,529 - And now he's available, 1283 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:30,226 somebody is going to get to marry him 1284 01:04:30,227 --> 01:04:33,999 and there are a few really interesting candidates. 1285 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,833 - Like who? 1286 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:36,299 - Remember Heather Hampton? 1287 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:38,006 She's gorgeous and she's single now too. 1288 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:39,509 - But she had like five kids. 1289 01:04:39,510 --> 01:04:42,599 - Tommy has four. - Jesus, really? 1290 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,077 - I wonder why his wife divorced him? 1291 01:04:46,623 --> 01:04:49,119 - Why do you think she divorced him? 1292 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,574 - Men never initiate divorce, even if they're miserable. 1293 01:04:52,575 --> 01:04:55,119 - Yeah, they just have affairs, right? 1294 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,099 - Practically the only time men initiate divorce 1295 01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:01,293 is if the woman they're cheating with pushes them to do it. 1296 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,437 Did you get dessert tonight? 1297 01:05:06,438 --> 01:05:07,729 - I did not. 1298 01:05:07,730 --> 01:05:08,739 Why? 1299 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:12,014 - Do you want me to bake you some chocolate chip cookies? 1300 01:05:12,015 --> 01:05:13,879 - No, you were sleeping, I'm not gonna, come on. 1301 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,929 - I already made the dough. 1302 01:05:15,930 --> 01:05:17,609 I don't mind. - I should say no. 1303 01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:20,279 That's crazy. - It'll take 10 minutes. 1304 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,803 - 10 minutes? - 10 minutes. 1305 01:05:23,370 --> 01:05:25,519 - You know, you're the best human on the planet. 1306 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,186 That's amazing, you're gonna do that? 1307 01:05:28,187 --> 01:05:31,655 - I'm gonna do it. - You're the best, oh my god. 1308 01:05:31,656 --> 01:05:35,073 (relaxed ensemble music) 1309 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,643 - I can't believe you're getting divorced. 1310 01:06:10,030 --> 01:06:11,030 - Yeah. 1311 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,369 But you and Mark, 1312 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,359 you guys have been together for what, like- 1313 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,403 - 15 years. - Wow. 1314 01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:22,573 So what's the secret to a happy marriage? 1315 01:06:23,965 --> 01:06:26,749 (Kim chuckles nervously) 1316 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,800 - You have to like talking to each other. 1317 01:06:29,970 --> 01:06:31,499 Obviously you have to find 1318 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,593 each other physically attractive too. 1319 01:06:34,870 --> 01:06:38,509 But I think that's what keeps the physical attraction alive. 1320 01:06:38,510 --> 01:06:40,599 You know, if you like talking to each other. 1321 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,049 - So you like talking to Mark? 1322 01:06:42,050 --> 01:06:43,050 - Yeah. 1323 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,130 - Then why are you talking to me? 1324 01:06:51,850 --> 01:06:53,609 - [Mark] Is that your high school yearbook? 1325 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:54,610 - Mm hmm. 1326 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:56,629 - [Mark] Why are you looking at it? 1327 01:06:56,630 --> 01:06:58,649 You didn't get enough of everyone on Facebook? 1328 01:06:58,650 --> 01:07:03,299 - I miss the young version of everyone, who we were then. 1329 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,300 How was work? 1330 01:07:05,290 --> 01:07:06,290 - Hell. 1331 01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:09,679 Everything's a battle with those people. 1332 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,383 - [Kim] How's the lead actress doing, Brittney? 1333 01:07:14,050 --> 01:07:15,679 - Good, she's funny. 1334 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,680 - Ah. 1335 01:07:17,980 --> 01:07:20,067 - Has she been flirting with you? 1336 01:07:21,447 --> 01:07:22,447 - No. 1337 01:07:23,275 --> 01:07:26,453 - Is she being overly solicitous, cozy, buddy-buddy? 1338 01:07:28,149 --> 01:07:29,609 - No. 1339 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:33,699 - Covertly seductive, overtly seductive, 1340 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,053 super cute and charming? 1341 01:07:37,153 --> 01:07:39,103 - Hey, you have nothing to worry about. 1342 01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:43,443 - She knows you're married, she met me at the first taping. 1343 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:45,987 I want to kill her. 1344 01:07:48,047 --> 01:07:49,399 But I would never do that. 1345 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,889 - Well, that's a relief. 1346 01:07:50,890 --> 01:07:52,590 - Because I'm terrified of prison. 1347 01:07:53,954 --> 01:07:57,954 (upbeat electronic dance music) 1348 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,819 How'd the taping go? 1349 01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:47,820 - Good. 1350 01:08:49,490 --> 01:08:50,490 How was your day? 1351 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:53,449 - Heather Hampton and Tommy Clements 1352 01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:56,987 went on a date but there was no chemistry. 1353 01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:07,440 - I wish I could take you out on a real date. 1354 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,449 I'd drive over to your place 1355 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:13,429 and take you to dinner and a movie. 1356 01:09:13,430 --> 01:09:16,179 - Or I could make a great meal for you. 1357 01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:17,759 - You cook? 1358 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,620 (Kim chuckles) 1359 01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:21,109 - So you never think about moving back to Philly? 1360 01:09:21,110 --> 01:09:22,110 - No. 1361 01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:26,529 - I know you can't move back because of your work. 1362 01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:27,733 - We can't move back. 1363 01:09:29,810 --> 01:09:30,810 - Right. 1364 01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:35,559 But sometimes, you know, 1365 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,643 I think it'd be cool to live there again. 1366 01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:42,779 I mean most people settle down where they grew up. 1367 01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:45,275 There must be a reason for that. 1368 01:09:45,276 --> 01:09:48,659 I mean even famous people return to where they grew up. 1369 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:52,113 Like Bruce Springsteen lives in New Jersey and Jon Bon Jovi. 1370 01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:54,679 Maybe it's healing. - Yeah. 1371 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,019 I'm sure it is cathartic to buy a mansion and a horse 1372 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,709 farm right next to where you grew up struggling and broke. 1373 01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:01,210 But we wouldn't be doing that. 1374 01:10:02,152 --> 01:10:05,902 (mid tempo electronic music) 1375 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:41,283 - In this book, they talk about how there is no easy street. 1376 01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:44,639 There's never a point at which 1377 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,943 you can just coast indefinitely. 1378 01:10:48,710 --> 01:10:49,870 - That's depressing. 1379 01:10:50,910 --> 01:10:53,729 - Well, it makes sense if you think about it. 1380 01:10:53,730 --> 01:10:55,789 I mean it's one thing to take a well-earned 1381 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:59,479 vacation or enjoy some downtime but if all 1382 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:02,929 you did was lie around on a beach forever- 1383 01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:04,530 - It would stop being enjoyable. 1384 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:07,890 - There's some quote about how 1385 01:11:07,891 --> 01:11:10,133 you're happiest when you're growing. 1386 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:15,263 - Which involves pain, discomfort. 1387 01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:21,343 - Just acknowledging that makes it more bearable. 1388 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:25,159 Not writing these past few months 1389 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,253 has been painful but not in a good way. 1390 01:11:29,672 --> 01:11:32,159 And now I have nothing to show for my time, 1391 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,453 not even a lame draft of some chapters or anything. 1392 01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:41,889 - Yeah, you could argue it's better to create stuff 1393 01:11:41,890 --> 01:11:44,100 and be disappointed by the results than 1394 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,953 not create anything at all and be depressed. 1395 01:11:52,010 --> 01:11:53,010 - Yeah. 1396 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,659 I don't know what your interests are 1397 01:12:00,660 --> 01:12:03,429 or what you care about really. 1398 01:12:03,430 --> 01:12:06,889 I mean, other than the random stuff you post on Facebook. 1399 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:10,139 So it's hard for me to make up conversation for you. 1400 01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,329 I don't know what you'd say 1401 01:12:11,330 --> 01:12:13,380 or what you'd talk to me about, you know? 1402 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:17,513 - Then let's not talk. 1403 01:12:21,950 --> 01:12:22,950 - Okay. 1404 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,749 - So what'd you do today? 1405 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,750 - Nothing. 1406 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,999 I got this from the LA Times today. 1407 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,153 It's from the music critic Randall Roberts. 1408 01:12:54,367 --> 01:12:57,459 "Nostalgia by definition seldom moves a person 1409 01:12:57,460 --> 01:13:00,877 forward and rarely satisfies in the long run." 1410 01:13:04,572 --> 01:13:07,539 I just wish I could talk to you, you know? 1411 01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:10,190 I'm sure if we met up in real life, it'd be so great. 1412 01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:12,740 - Maybe. 1413 01:13:13,935 --> 01:13:18,102 (relaxed electronic, piano music) 1414 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,879 So, 1415 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:24,880 how are you? 1416 01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:26,980 (Tommy whistles) 1417 01:13:26,981 --> 01:13:28,369 You look good. 1418 01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,599 You don't have to live here. 1419 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:31,729 Why didn't we? 1420 01:13:31,730 --> 01:13:33,629 That was one of the best nights of my life. 1421 01:13:33,630 --> 01:13:35,349 There's a sense of community. 1422 01:13:35,350 --> 01:13:36,353 You cook? 1423 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:38,829 On a real date. 1424 01:13:38,830 --> 01:13:40,689 Then why are you talking to me? 1425 01:13:40,690 --> 01:13:43,723 So what's the secret to a happy marriage? 1426 01:13:59,139 --> 01:14:01,429 - You know how people point out that 1427 01:14:01,430 --> 01:14:03,290 marriage was invented at a time when 1428 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,903 people didn't have a very long life expectancy? 1429 01:14:08,350 --> 01:14:12,169 Like it's a social construct that's maybe an unrealistic 1430 01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:16,853 ideal now that the average life expectancy is 86 years old. 1431 01:14:19,550 --> 01:14:20,550 - Yeah? 1432 01:14:21,470 --> 01:14:22,470 - I just mean 1433 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:26,949 is it natural to be in closed captivity 1434 01:14:26,950 --> 01:14:29,643 with one person for the majority of your life? 1435 01:14:30,481 --> 01:14:33,279 - If you love that person, 1436 01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,509 if you feel like they're the one that's most suited for you. 1437 01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:38,829 - But do you think conventionality 1438 01:14:38,830 --> 01:14:42,609 and fear cause two people to stay together for decades? 1439 01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:45,376 I mean at a certain point, it's so familiar. 1440 01:14:45,377 --> 01:14:47,089 You know so much about each other. 1441 01:14:47,090 --> 01:14:49,919 You know what the other person's going to say. 1442 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,549 - I don't always know what you're gonna say. 1443 01:14:52,550 --> 01:14:53,550 - Yeah. 1444 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,903 Actually, I don't always know what you're gonna say either. 1445 01:14:59,210 --> 01:15:00,833 You're an interesting person. 1446 01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:04,410 But 1447 01:15:05,837 --> 01:15:07,743 we know each other so well. 1448 01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:10,779 We've had a lot of great years and it's like 1449 01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:13,649 you could say all right, we're really good together, 1450 01:15:13,650 --> 01:15:17,090 we're very compatible and we've had a great run but 1451 01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:20,293 now maybe we should just, you know, 1452 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,453 go have new experiences, you know? 1453 01:15:25,410 --> 01:15:26,510 - What are you saying? 1454 01:15:28,143 --> 01:15:30,489 - I just wonder if we're staying together because 1455 01:15:30,490 --> 01:15:35,490 it's familiar and comfortable and because we're afraid. 1456 01:15:36,350 --> 01:15:37,759 - Partly, yes and I don't think 1457 01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:39,909 there's anything wrong with that. 1458 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:42,349 But just because something is new and different 1459 01:15:42,350 --> 01:15:44,232 doesn't necessarily mean that it's better. 1460 01:15:44,233 --> 01:15:45,663 - Oh, I know, I know. 1461 01:15:48,150 --> 01:15:49,450 - What are you getting at? 1462 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:54,920 - I don't know. 1463 01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:59,913 - It's sunny 365 days a year. 1464 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,619 There's palm trees right outside our front door. 1465 01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:04,923 It's a paradise here. 1466 01:16:06,330 --> 01:16:07,779 Yet you've been talking about moving back 1467 01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:10,199 to Philly and now you're questioning 1468 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,993 the institution of marriage because what? 1469 01:16:14,890 --> 01:16:17,240 You want a shot at Tommy Clements or something? 1470 01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:23,172 (soft anxious violin, piano music) 1471 01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:25,070 Seriously? 1472 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,339 You really want to go out with this guy? 1473 01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:29,340 - I just, 1474 01:16:31,590 --> 01:16:32,939 I miss him. 1475 01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:33,940 - You miss him? 1476 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,451 Why do you miss him? 1477 01:16:36,452 --> 01:16:37,452 - Because 1478 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:42,479 he was a nice person and we were friends. 1479 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,189 I feel so nostalgic. 1480 01:16:44,190 --> 01:16:46,309 - You don't even have anything in common with this guy. 1481 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:47,639 Have you been talking to him? - No. 1482 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,909 - Are you talking to him on Facebook? 1483 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:50,390 - No. - But you want to. 1484 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,999 Does he even know anything about what you're doing here? 1485 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,450 Does he know you're a writer? 1486 01:17:01,585 --> 01:17:04,189 - I don't know, probably not. 1487 01:17:04,190 --> 01:17:05,040 - I got news for you, this guy 1488 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:07,499 doesn't give a shit about anything you care about. 1489 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,639 He's not gonna read your book. 1490 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,759 He probably hasn't cracked a book since college 1491 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,189 but for some reason, you can't stop thinking about 1492 01:17:13,190 --> 01:17:16,443 moving back home so you can what, date him, marry him, what? 1493 01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:23,090 Holy shit. 1494 01:17:25,748 --> 01:17:27,372 Oh man. 1495 01:17:27,373 --> 01:17:28,913 What is happening, Kim? 1496 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:34,243 Why are you not responding to me? 1497 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:46,450 I mean, you can't be in love with this guy. 1498 01:17:47,470 --> 01:17:49,339 You don't even know him anymore and even if you did, 1499 01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:52,140 how could you possibly have anything in common with him? 1500 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,223 Kim, what is happening? 1501 01:18:00,190 --> 01:18:02,209 Talk to me, please. 1502 01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:04,679 This whole thing, is it because of Lisa? 1503 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,829 Because you see her dating now 1504 01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:07,753 and she's falling in love with that guy? 1505 01:18:15,820 --> 01:18:19,019 I'm supportive, I'm working my ass off for you. 1506 01:18:19,020 --> 01:18:21,319 I'm doing everything that I possibly can 1507 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:24,993 but I can't compete with your high school memories. 1508 01:18:26,404 --> 01:18:30,654 (anxious violin, electronic music) 1509 01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:37,473 I can't believe this. 1510 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,250 I can't believe this is happening. 1511 01:18:46,310 --> 01:18:47,310 Say something. 1512 01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,413 Will you say something? 1513 01:18:55,584 --> 01:18:58,084 (Kim weeping) 1514 01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:04,333 You are breaking my fucking heart. 1515 01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,829 - Every day, 1516 01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:14,043 I get online and look at stupid shit for hours. 1517 01:19:14,940 --> 01:19:16,710 I can't stop myself 1518 01:19:17,950 --> 01:19:19,779 and everybody back home, 1519 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:21,659 they don't care that my book's not a success. 1520 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:23,460 They don't care if I make it or not. 1521 01:19:24,891 --> 01:19:25,870 They accept me for me. 1522 01:19:25,871 --> 01:19:28,869 - I accept you for you. - I know. 1523 01:19:28,870 --> 01:19:31,570 But in high school, my dreams hadn't been crushed yet. 1524 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,100 I don't even know what my dreams were back then. 1525 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000 But now, 1526 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:44,049 here, I am constantly reminded 1527 01:19:44,050 --> 01:19:46,493 of everything I haven't achieved. 1528 01:19:50,290 --> 01:19:53,249 The only thing I care about is writing. 1529 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,250 - Then write. 1530 01:19:57,390 --> 01:19:58,769 - Okay. 1531 01:19:58,770 --> 01:20:00,589 At first when I would think about you, 1532 01:20:00,590 --> 01:20:04,745 I'd get this buzz, like this jolt of excitement 1533 01:20:04,746 --> 01:20:07,809 and now there's absolutely no novelty or thrill. 1534 01:20:07,810 --> 01:20:09,883 Just the misery of addiction. 1535 01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:11,730 - I'm sorry. 1536 01:20:11,731 --> 01:20:14,509 - I'm tired of these weak conversations we have. 1537 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,160 It's so frustrating. 1538 01:20:16,161 --> 01:20:17,378 - Why can't you just make up 1539 01:20:17,379 --> 01:20:18,869 interesting conversation for me then? 1540 01:20:18,870 --> 01:20:21,159 - That's of no value to me. 1541 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:24,169 I want to know what you'd say for real in real life. 1542 01:20:24,170 --> 01:20:26,113 That would be interesting to know. 1543 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:30,903 - Well, that's not going to happen. 1544 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:36,790 - Yeah. 1545 01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:41,989 Could you just go please? 1546 01:20:41,990 --> 01:20:42,823 - Then why are you always looking at it? 1547 01:20:42,824 --> 01:20:44,903 - Because I'm always getting texts. 1548 01:20:44,904 --> 01:20:46,919 - From who? How do I know it's not Tommy? 1549 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:48,709 - Because I wouldn't do that to you. 1550 01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:50,439 - Then who the hell is texting you all the time? 1551 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,163 - It's just Lisa. 1552 01:20:53,310 --> 01:20:54,143 But you know what, 1553 01:20:54,144 --> 01:20:56,969 you're the one always looking at your phone. 1554 01:20:56,970 --> 01:21:00,499 In fact, any time I walk into the room, you act guilty. 1555 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:01,809 You like suddenly lower it. 1556 01:21:01,810 --> 01:21:04,159 - Yeah, it's because I'm looking at sports shit. 1557 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,539 - Not texts from the actress, from Brittney? 1558 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,540 - No. 1559 01:21:09,810 --> 01:21:12,289 - You know what I keep thinking about? 1560 01:21:12,290 --> 01:21:14,839 You forgave me pretty easily for- 1561 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,479 - For almost leaving me for Tommy? 1562 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,909 - I mean you've forgiven me pretty darn easily. 1563 01:21:18,910 --> 01:21:19,693 - What are you getting at? 1564 01:21:19,743 --> 01:21:20,610 - I think it's because you 1565 01:21:20,611 --> 01:21:22,559 related to what I was going through. 1566 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,560 Maybe you think about Shannon sometimes. 1567 01:21:26,210 --> 01:21:28,079 I mean, you went out with her for two years. 1568 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,599 You lost your virginity to her. 1569 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,573 Surely you think about her sometimes. 1570 01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:35,343 - No, I do not think about her at all. 1571 01:21:35,344 --> 01:21:36,966 (Kim scoffs) 1572 01:21:36,967 --> 01:21:39,217 - You know what the difference between us is? 1573 01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:42,266 I'm honest about what I'm going through and you're not. 1574 01:21:42,267 --> 01:21:43,689 - No, the difference between us 1575 01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:46,563 is I can handle upsetting truths and you cannot. 1576 01:21:51,010 --> 01:21:55,239 - He's hot and he is your favorite person to be with. 1577 01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:58,083 How many people can say that after so many years? 1578 01:22:00,130 --> 01:22:01,929 There is no better man. 1579 01:22:01,930 --> 01:22:04,349 Who else is better? There's no one. 1580 01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:06,313 You are completely compatible. 1581 01:22:09,670 --> 01:22:12,829 Remember that time you were driving over the Canyon and he 1582 01:22:12,830 --> 01:22:16,049 was driving the opposite way and when he drove past you, 1583 01:22:16,050 --> 01:22:19,423 when you saw his car, your heart skipped a beat? 1584 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:25,069 It literally skipped a beat. 1585 01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:25,903 - Kim, you threw it away 1586 01:22:25,904 --> 01:22:27,039 because you couldn't stop looking at it. 1587 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,492 - No, I just thought why keep it around? 1588 01:22:29,493 --> 01:22:32,319 - It's a high school yearbook, why would you throw it away? 1589 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,229 - Okay, yes, I didn't want 1590 01:22:34,230 --> 01:22:36,350 to keep looking at it but not because- 1591 01:22:36,351 --> 01:22:37,190 - Yeah, because of Tommy. 1592 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:38,090 That's why. - No. 1593 01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:39,202 - Yes it is because you couldn't stop looking at him. 1594 01:22:39,203 --> 01:22:41,669 - No, I told you it's because I'm nostalgic. 1595 01:22:41,670 --> 01:22:42,820 - That's bullshit. 1596 01:22:42,821 --> 01:22:43,810 - But I'm not looking back anymore, okay? 1597 01:22:43,811 --> 01:22:45,344 I have a plan. - A plan? 1598 01:22:45,345 --> 01:22:47,429 - Yeah, a plan for getting more grounded 1599 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,519 in the here and now, for reconnecting. 1600 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:52,369 It'll promote intimacy and foster goodwill. 1601 01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:53,203 - What is it, what's the plan? 1602 01:22:53,204 --> 01:22:55,480 - We have sex or do something sexual every night. 1603 01:22:58,620 --> 01:22:59,979 - Okay. 1604 01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:01,209 All right. - Okay. 1605 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:02,210 - That's a plan. 1606 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,850 - Do you want to have sex like they do in "The Notebook?" 1607 01:23:08,210 --> 01:23:11,103 See how he's holding her arm up against the wall? 1608 01:23:12,033 --> 01:23:14,049 It's sexy if a nice guy is doing that 1609 01:23:14,050 --> 01:23:16,433 but understandably, most nice guys don't. 1610 01:23:17,540 --> 01:23:19,889 - No, there's his hand right there. 1611 01:23:19,890 --> 01:23:21,240 - Oh my gosh, you're right. 1612 01:23:24,261 --> 01:23:25,261 - Like this? 1613 01:23:26,699 --> 01:23:28,294 - Ow, wait just like that. 1614 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:29,779 - This is it. 1615 01:23:29,780 --> 01:23:32,511 - Ryan's hand was down, yeah. 1616 01:23:32,512 --> 01:23:34,104 (mid tempo electronic music) 1617 01:23:34,105 --> 01:23:35,688 - This good? - Yeah. 1618 01:23:37,607 --> 01:23:38,713 She was shorter. 1619 01:23:45,965 --> 01:23:48,389 - I thought you wanted to paint the room a different color. 1620 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:51,040 - Well, I know you like it this shade 1621 01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:54,809 and when I started thinking about other colors, 1622 01:23:54,810 --> 01:23:57,439 there was nothing I could think of that 1623 01:23:57,440 --> 01:24:01,063 I'd like better that I wouldn't get sick of, you know? 1624 01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:10,198 Remember the first time you asked me out? 1625 01:24:10,199 --> 01:24:11,709 - Uh-huh. 1626 01:24:11,710 --> 01:24:13,603 - You stopped me in the hallway. 1627 01:24:15,340 --> 01:24:16,340 You seemed nervous. 1628 01:24:17,324 --> 01:24:18,324 - Yeah. 1629 01:24:19,973 --> 01:24:21,890 - That was a great day. 1630 01:24:23,207 --> 01:24:24,424 - [Mark] Yeah. 1631 01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:28,175 (mid tempo electronic music) 1632 01:24:50,940 --> 01:24:53,941 - It turns out I'm in the desert. 1633 01:24:53,942 --> 01:24:55,739 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1634 01:24:55,740 --> 01:24:57,309 Everyone who has a dream or a goal 1635 01:24:57,310 --> 01:25:01,139 spends time in the desert, sometimes years and years. 1636 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:02,390 - Am I in the desert too? 1637 01:25:04,473 --> 01:25:07,249 - Well, you've attained one of your original big goals, 1638 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:10,823 having a show but since there's more you want to do, 1639 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,845 I guess you're still in the desert. 1640 01:25:13,846 --> 01:25:16,263 - What happens in the desert? 1641 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:20,899 - It's filled with uncertainty and danger. 1642 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:23,919 Lots of obstacles come up and you don't know if you're 1643 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:27,229 going to make it, you want to turn back, give up your goal. 1644 01:25:27,230 --> 01:25:29,699 Anytime you have a chance at something easier, 1645 01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:30,709 you want to settle for that. 1646 01:25:30,710 --> 01:25:33,059 - But you shouldn't. - No. 1647 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,383 You have to keep going. 1648 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:41,173 - So what's happening with Lisa and her insurance guy? 1649 01:25:43,410 --> 01:25:44,460 - It didn't work out. 1650 01:25:45,850 --> 01:25:46,683 - Really? 1651 01:25:46,684 --> 01:25:49,889 They were crazy about each other, having sex for 10 hours. 1652 01:25:49,890 --> 01:25:50,890 - I know. 1653 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:55,913 It's hard to find the real thing. 1654 01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:01,199 - Yeah. 1655 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,339 - [Lisa] Hey, did you see that post 1656 01:26:02,340 --> 01:26:04,509 from Tommy Clements on Facebook? 1657 01:26:04,510 --> 01:26:07,219 - No. - He announced his engagement. 1658 01:26:07,220 --> 01:26:09,969 - What? How could he already be engaged? 1659 01:26:09,970 --> 01:26:12,719 - [Lisa] To some woman he met at the gym. 1660 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:14,789 - At the gym? - He proposed to her 1661 01:26:14,790 --> 01:26:18,053 at a Jam Band Music Festival. - Jam Band. 1662 01:26:20,350 --> 01:26:22,283 Thank God. - For what? 1663 01:26:25,210 --> 01:26:28,873 - I'm just, I'm really grateful for Mark. 1664 01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:32,329 I always enjoyed sex but 1665 01:26:32,330 --> 01:26:35,109 it was a little bit like going to church. 1666 01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:38,263 I never felt like going but afterward, I was glad I did. 1667 01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:41,860 But now that we've made it a nightly thing, 1668 01:26:42,820 --> 01:26:44,193 I look forward to it. 1669 01:26:45,460 --> 01:26:48,110 Who wouldn't want to feel good every night, you know? 1670 01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:50,760 - Yeah, I do. 1671 01:26:52,947 --> 01:26:55,697 (pen scribbling) 1672 01:27:11,986 --> 01:27:14,113 - I know what I'm going to write next. 1673 01:27:14,114 --> 01:27:15,009 - Yeah? 1674 01:27:15,010 --> 01:27:16,149 - Mm hmm. 1675 01:27:16,150 --> 01:27:17,549 For some reason, I haven't been able 1676 01:27:17,550 --> 01:27:21,039 to get invested in any of the plot lines I've thought of. 1677 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:22,939 I don't want to make anything up right now. 1678 01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:25,133 I just want to write what I know. 1679 01:27:25,134 --> 01:27:26,829 - So nonfiction? 1680 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:27,663 - Mm hmm. 1681 01:27:27,664 --> 01:27:28,849 - What's the topic? 1682 01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:30,523 - How to have a good marriage. 1683 01:27:31,784 --> 01:27:35,201 (Kim and Mark chuckling) 1684 01:27:47,629 --> 01:27:50,629 (upbeat rock music) 1685 01:28:08,481 --> 01:28:10,214 ♪ Girl ♪ 1686 01:28:10,215 --> 01:28:13,730 ♪ I need your love tonight ♪ 1687 01:28:13,731 --> 01:28:17,058 ♪ I can't wait, I must know ♪ 1688 01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:20,433 ♪ What's on your mind ♪ 1689 01:28:20,434 --> 01:28:23,859 ♪ The same thing's on mine ♪ 1690 01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:27,539 ♪ I can't wait any longer, oh yeah ♪ 1691 01:28:27,540 --> 01:28:31,899 ♪ 'Cause I need you now ♪ 1692 01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:35,461 ♪ Right now ♪ 1693 01:28:35,462 --> 01:28:38,625 ♪ Now ♪ 1694 01:28:38,626 --> 01:28:42,354 ♪ Right now, oh yeah ♪ 1695 01:28:42,355 --> 01:28:43,993 ♪ They'll never take this night away ♪ 1696 01:28:43,994 --> 01:28:45,775 ♪ It's yours and mine until the day ♪ 1697 01:28:45,776 --> 01:28:49,055 ♪ It's all right for one night ♪ 1698 01:28:49,056 --> 01:28:50,649 ♪ We'll never have this chance again ♪ 1699 01:28:50,650 --> 01:28:52,817 ♪ So love me now and we'll pretend ♪ 1700 01:28:52,818 --> 01:28:55,536 ♪ It's all right for one night ♪ 1701 01:28:55,537 --> 01:29:00,537 ♪ Right now, I need your love tonight ♪ 1702 01:29:01,303 --> 01:29:04,724 ♪ I can't wait any longer ♪ 1703 01:29:04,725 --> 01:29:08,405 ♪ 'Cause the time has come, oh yeah ♪ 1704 01:29:08,406 --> 01:29:13,406 ♪ And I need you tonight ♪ 1705 01:29:16,514 --> 01:29:18,289 ♪ Girl ♪ 1706 01:29:18,290 --> 01:29:21,810 ♪ We got no hiding place ♪ 1707 01:29:21,811 --> 01:29:25,226 ♪ We've gotta keep up the pace ♪ 1708 01:29:25,227 --> 01:29:28,672 ♪ When the things you want ♪ 1709 01:29:28,673 --> 01:29:32,756 ♪ Well they're just out of reach ♪