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- [Narrator] In the year 2044,

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Official YIFY movies site:
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advanced artificial intelligence robots

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drained the Earth of
her natural resources,

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leaving the once thriving
planet a barren shell,

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incapable of sustaining life.

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From a global population that
once approached 8 billion,

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only a few thousand humans
survive by going underground

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and eventually abandoning
the Earth altogether

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for outer space.

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In space, a rebel alliance formed,

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eventually led by the last
survivor of her royal family,

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Princess Kali Devine.

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The Allies sworn mission
is to protect what remains

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of the human race while
fighting a bloodthirsty

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reptilian illuminati
army known as the Archons

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who are devoted to eradicating
humans from the universe.

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Employing a mix of alchemy and technology

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and led by the dreaded Aleister Crawley

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and alien Wrathcheld,

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the Archons attack the
Allies at every opportunity

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driving the dwindling humans
to the brink of extinction

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on the 2,000th anniversary
of the Earth's destruction.

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Adrift in space with
no planet to call home,

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the human race fights
its toughest battle ever,

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for survival.

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- Comrades, Archon warriors, commanders,

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working men and working
women, brothers and sisters,

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in the grip of our enemy

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we have temporarily fallen under the yoke

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of the Allied fighters and
our valiant Archon gorillas

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who are destroying the
race of the human scourge.

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On behalf of the mighty Archon army,

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I, the eternal reptilian manifestation

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of the soul of
General-ee-see-mus Joseph Stalin

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greet and congratulate you
on this 2,000th anniversary

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of the great Archon revolution!

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As you know, we are
engaged in mortal battle

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and not just mortal, but immortal as well.

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For ours is a fight for the very soul,

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death to the human invaders!

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Long live the Archon glory,

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liberty and independence
under the banner of Anubus

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we shall march forward to victory!

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(engines roaring)

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- Princess Kali, another
fighter fleet has just deployed

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in the Davonian Realm.

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- How many are there, Commander?

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- More than we've ever seen in one launch

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and they're armed to the teeth.

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I'm gonna need back--

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(screaming)

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(exploding)

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(laughing)

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- God damn it, another brave fighter.

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God, godspeed, Commander.

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Heru, Bort, man the bridge
and keep us on course.

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- Yes, ma'am, is everything alright?

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- No Heru, no, it's not.

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I'm gonna call someone
who may be able to help.

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(ominous music)

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- I feel your footprints, interloper.

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Who goes there?

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- Mighty Anubus, god of the dead, it is I,

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your devoted servant Wrathcheld,

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come from the star battlefields

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to a scared, silent and still sarcophagus

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to ask you oh, vaunted one,

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to guide my hand in this war of wars.

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- And what do you offer in
return for this gift, speaker?

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- My undying devotion, of course,

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and the whole of the Archon army's minions

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to ride alongside you in the great beyond.

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- Are these minions aware
that their leader bargains

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with their eternal souls?

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- They have pledged their
very souls for this cause,

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oh great one, to their
last they would be willing

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to cross the River Sticks

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and see your infinite spirit at bounty.

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- Very well, mouthpiece,

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the afterlives of your
soldiers shall be guided by me.

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- Great, so, just to be clear,

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am I also involved in
that or just my legion?

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- Recite your incantation, orator.

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- Right.

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I call to the spirits, I call to the dead,

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for arousal of Aleister Crawley again.

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I call to thee, come to me,

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to reunite once more.

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I wish to see he whom I
seek, oh god of the dead,

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bringer of life and giver of death.

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So mote it be.

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- It is, his black shall be among you

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until your last soldier falls.

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At that time, Crawley
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from whence he came.

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- I thank you, oh exalted one.

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Your mercy bosses our mercilessness.

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- Leave me to my slumber, interloper,

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you reek of charred meat.

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- Cured meat, well,

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I just had a liverwurst
sandwich before I came.

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Is it on my breath?

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- [Anubus] Go!

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- [Wrathcheld] Gotcha!

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It's an honor to have an
occultist of your caliber

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fighting on our side, Aleister,

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welcome back to the land of the living.

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- Land?

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I see no land, motherfucker.

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I only see dying stars
and floating debris.

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- Yes well, not in the
business of cosmic cleanup.

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This is wartime and I'm Wrathcheld,

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leader of the Archon army,

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the new masters of the universe.

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- How fascinating.

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I'm Aleister Crawley,
and I've never grown out

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of that infantile belief that the universe

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was made for me to suck.

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Speaking of, if the date
on this screen is correct,

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I haven't had a blowjob in 3,000 years!

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And who's going to suck my
dick with me looking like this?

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- Don't fret, Aleister,
I'll find a devoted Archon

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who gives great head.

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We'll get you straightened out.

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- The universe?

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I see my reputation has
grown in my absence.

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- Indeed, like all great men

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and before we destroyed life on Earth,

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celebrities and elite
traded your writings,

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paintings and properties
for obscene sums of money.

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- Mm, obscene, oh just
hearing the word gets me hard.

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But tell me Wrathcheld,
why do I look like this?

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- The visage you currently inhabit

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is your eternal reptilian body, you see.

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You never were fully human, Aleister.

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You've been Archon all
along and are friends

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with the god of the
dead Anubus and myself.

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You finally joined your kind
in the war to end all wars.

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(groaning)

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War, I'd prefer if you tweak my nipples

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while you use that word, Wrathbean.

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- Wrathcheld.

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- Whatever, do as thou wilt.

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- Before I introduce you
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I'd like to get you up to
speed on our war effort.

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- You'd like to get me up, eh?

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- To speed.

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- Ooh, a quickie,

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now you're speaking my
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On your knees, boy.

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- I should've resurrected
Genghis Khan instead.

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(intense music)

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- [Kali] Long time no see, Van Helsing.

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I trust these years have treated you well?

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- I wouldn't know, princess.

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You see, I'm a copy.

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- A copy?

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- That's right.

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Before Earth fell into ruin

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I signed up for one of
those online ancestry kits

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and boy, did I get more
than I bargained for.

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I found out I was created in a lab

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using preserved DNA of the
original Jack Van Helsing.

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- Oh my God, are you serious?

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- [Van Helsing] As a venereal disease.

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- Oh.

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So, you got all of Jack's traits then?

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- I'm afraid so.

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- Okay, first thing's first.

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The war to destroy the
Earth is still raging.

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The Archons have better
technology and greater numbers,

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not to mention dark alchemy.

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They're decimating our
ranks at every turn.

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We're fighting as hard as
we can but we're losing.

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If things go on as they have been,

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humans will be extinct
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- Next year?

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That's not a lot of time.

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How many of us are left?

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- Our closest estimate
is around 420 Allies.

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We're losing an average of two a week.

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- Shit.

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- I called you because we need your help.

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We have captured and killed more Archons

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than any Ally in this conflict's history.

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Or should I say you're
cloned from the man who has.

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- Good thing you aren't
looking for a plumber.

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- What should I call you anyway?

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- Call me VH.

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- Princess Kali, infrared imaging

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space surveillance telescope
has detected a new weapon

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aboard the Archon mothership.

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- What sort of new weapon, Heru?

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- It appears to be a 60
megaton kinetic space bomb.

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If detonated it could wipe
out two-thirds of our galaxy.

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- Jesus fucking Christ.

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- Sir, I don't believe
we've been introduced.

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- This is Van Helsing.

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Heru, sort of.

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- Jack, welcome back, old boy.

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So nice to see you again.

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- Where are the Archons
transporting this bomb, Heru?

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Does it look like they're
setting up to deploy?

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- They're currently passing through

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Planet Gorgon's nebu-la-non.

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But as Gorgon is a radioactive shell,

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it wouldn't behoove
them to detonate there.

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However, we're aware of an entity

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that may possess knowledge
of Archon's plans.

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- You do?

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Who?

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- The fully autonomous weaponized
AI robot, Exterminator.

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- Exterminator, that thing
still running around?

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We're all fucking doomed.

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- No need to worry, VH,
it's been neutralized.

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We've held the Exterminator robot

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in our advanced underground
supermax prison facility

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on Planet Sticks for millenniums.

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My great, great, great
grandfather Ram-so-maj-dar

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captured Exterminator in
the Battle of Chartreuse War

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in 2921 and locked it up for all time.

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- Well, should I be taking notes?

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- It could be beneficial for the Allies

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to visit the Exterminator, Princess.

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The proper line of
questioning could appeal

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to its information motherboard

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and yield favorable results.

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- Thank you, Heru, I'll
take it into advisement.

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As you were.
- Yes ma'am.

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Shall we stay the course?

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- For now.

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- Interesting and unforeseen.

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Bloody lobotomy techniques
seems to be violently

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expelling the bowels of our
captured Archon fighters.

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And yet they remain fully conscious,

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aware of everything happening to them

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but unable to do a thing about it.

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That last fighter pilot even recited

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the Gro-bee-lin dictionary aloud

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with perfect pronunciation and elocution,

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never missing a beat as I
drilled deep into his eye socket.

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- Shall I euthanize the past
test subjects now, Dr. Jeckyll,

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so you can start with the new prisoners?

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- No, let them be.

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I have some more tests I'd like to run.

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I think I can go in
through the nasal cavity

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to puppeteer the frontal lobe.

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I'm painfully close to being able

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to control these fighters' minds.

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And if we can perfect that

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then return them to their Archon fleets

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as mind controlled double agents

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we can turn the tide of this war.

258
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,300
- Brilliant, doctor.

259
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:06,180
Have you given any more
consideration to my sex slave idea?

260
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,700
- Sex, sex, sex, is that
all you think about?

261
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,060
What's wrong with the
cadavers you've been using?

262
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,960
They're good for nothing else.

263
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,210
You don't even have sexual organs!

264
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,340
You're the in tact breed of my best pupil

265
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,574
who was born by laser fire strike

266
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:23,900
transplanted into an automated
body to further assist me.

267
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:28,900
- Apparently I was quite repressed
in my human form, doctor.

268
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:32,470
- Obviously, keep your mind
on the task at hand for now.

269
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:34,410
Once I can present a successful subject

270
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:37,810
to aid the war effort we'll
find you a suitable release.

271
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,600
- Thank you, doctor.

272
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,560
- Wheel out the next prisoner.

273
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,970
And for the love of all things holy,

274
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,144
make sure this one's restrained securely.

275
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:47,578
The headbutt from the last one

276
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,273
nearly shattered my visor.

277
00:13:49,273 --> 00:13:51,983
Some of these Archons
panic quite severely.

278
00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:03,890
- Scourge of god obedient
unto me, I invoke thee,

279
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:08,790
the terrible and invisible god

280
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:12,923
who dwellest in the void
place of the spirit.

281
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:17,100
This is the lord of the gods,

282
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,720
this is the lord of the universe,

283
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,263
this is he on the wind sphere.

284
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,296
This is he who is lord of all things,

285
00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:33,296
king, ruler and helper, hear me!

286
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:36,840
I am he, boneless spirit.

287
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,968
I am he, the truth.

288
00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:43,620
I am he, who hates the stars.

289
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:47,200
I am he, the lightning-eth
and thunder-eth.

290
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:51,220
I am he, who's mouth flameth.

291
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:56,220
I am he, the be-it-er and the
manifest down to the light.

292
00:14:57,090 --> 00:15:01,000
I am he, the grace of wills.

293
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,430
Come down forth and follow me

294
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:08,170
and make all sprits subject onto me

295
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:12,790
so that every spirit of the
firmament and of the ether

296
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:16,620
of on dry land or in outer space.

297
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,023
Of a world in air and rushing fire,

298
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,883
may be forever obedient onto me.

299
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,260
Such are my words.

300
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,900
- [Announcer] Attention,
you are now entering

301
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,120
the debarkation area.

302
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,740
No talking, no smoking.

303
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,543
Follow the red line.

304
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,700
You have the option to terminate

305
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,610
and be cremated on the premises.

306
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,630
If you elect this option
notify the officer

307
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,650
in your processing area.

308
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,203
- Hello, X15642.

309
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,563
- That's Exterminator to you, Van Helsing.

310
00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:54,729
- Call me VH.

311
00:15:54,729 --> 00:15:57,703
- I'll call you dead meat if
you'll open that air lock.

312
00:15:57,703 --> 00:16:00,220
- You know I can't do that, X.

313
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,439
- And you know I can't
stop obliterating anything

314
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:05,430
and everything in my way.

315
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,710
I'm programmed to destroy.

316
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,252
- So I've heard by the Archons,

317
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:12,500
but they're gonna lose, X.

318
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,320
You're on the wrong side of history.

319
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,950
- We'll just see about that, human.

320
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,980
Why don't you come into my cell

321
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,150
so I can render your swiney flesh

322
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,230
from the brittle porous bone

323
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:27,370
and paint a masterpiece on
the wall with your blood.

324
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,390
- Vivid imagination you have there.

325
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,940
Tell me, X, what's the
deal with the Archons'

326
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,530
kinetic space bomb?

327
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,235
- The space bomb?

328
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:38,740
It will extinguish your
kind from this galaxy

329
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,350
if I don't get to you first.

330
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,760
- Sounds like a threat.

331
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,920
- It's not a threat, a spoiler.

332
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,977
- Considering we're the ones
that have you locked up,

333
00:16:47,977 --> 00:16:50,930
be a good idea to work with the Allies, X.

334
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:54,050
It could make your time much easier.

335
00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:55,430
- Easier?

336
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,920
I'm indestructible, you puny mortal.

337
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,130
I'll be here long after
you're dust and bone.

338
00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:06,950
And mark my words, before
you die I'll get free

339
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:10,010
and when I do I'll splay your children out

340
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:13,860
to fashion the canvas
on which to dissect you.

341
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,860
- Thanks, but I don't have kids.

342
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:19,790
- Then I'll feed someone
else's to the meat grinder.

343
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,130
- So, I'm guessing you
don't want to make a deal?

344
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:25,600
- So astute you are, Van Helsing.

345
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,913
- Call me VH.

346
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,840
(ominous music)

347
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:47,843
- Rest assured, Princess Kali,
I am loyal to your Allies

348
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:50,963
and we will fight by
your side to the last.

349
00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:54,070
- Thank you, Queen Varuna.

350
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,160
Your people held a special place

351
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,500
in the hearts of my father
and his father before him.

352
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,510
As leader of the Allied forces,

353
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:03,820
I will not betray that trust.

354
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,690
- I never expected you to, Princess.

355
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,350
And in this war of wars,

356
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,370
you may count my people
among your numbers.

357
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:15,120
Where you fight, we fight.

358
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,833
Where you win, we win.

359
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:22,833
And where you die, we too will
gladly lay down our lives.

360
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:28,700
- Well, it's a damn fine
cosmos with you in it, Varuna.

361
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,690
Let's do this.

362
00:18:30,635 --> 00:18:33,302
(intense music)

363
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:41,970
- The Archon-stine is nigh, Wrathcheld!

364
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,420
We shall win at all costs.

365
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:49,123
There are no Archon prisoners
of war, only traitors.

366
00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:50,770
- Indeed, General Lee-see-mus.

367
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,430
On your formidable coattails we shall ride

368
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,520
to ultimate victory.

369
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,577
- Forward, march, march, march!

370
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,894
(exploding)

371
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:29,860
- General Lee-see-mus,

372
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,690
I have the alleged fleet in my sights.

373
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,150
They've got help from the Atlantians.

374
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:38,780
- One ship alone cannot
dent two fleets, Sylus.

375
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,510
Circle them and await your wingman.

376
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,540
When the numbers are even, strike!

377
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:48,205
- But I have a clean shot,
sir, I have to take it.

378
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,363
- No, Sylus.

379
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:54,015
Do not engage alone, I
repeat, do not engage!

380
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:56,848
(missiles firing)

381
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,042
(exploding)

382
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,867
(screaming)

383
00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:12,700
Sylus, no!

384
00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:18,530
Fight on, Archons, fight on!

385
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,291
We shall return for General Sylus,

386
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,537
but not before I slaughter the remainder

387
00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:28,563
of the Allied swine and
hear them die screaming!

388
00:20:29,923 --> 00:20:32,090
(zapping)

389
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,413
- I've got a lock on the
Archon mothership, Princess.

390
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,049
What do you want me to do?

391
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:38,382
- Take the shot!

392
00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:44,609
(exploding)

393
00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:48,638
(zapping)

394
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:53,850
Varuna, no, no, no.

395
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:56,993
Pull back, Allies, retreat, retreat!

396
00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,993
(tense piano music)

397
00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:19,937
- Sylus, an Archon hero
has been lost today

398
00:21:19,937 --> 00:21:22,355
but we shall fight on.

399
00:21:22,355 --> 00:21:24,633
We shall persevere.

400
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,133
We shall overcome!

401
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:29,910
We shall exhaust and outlast the enemy

402
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:33,390
until the blood oozes
from their weary eyes.

403
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:37,170
Until the last drops of
sweat drains the energy

404
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,800
from their ravaged bodies.

405
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,800
We shall have our revenge
on Sylus' corpse, I swear!

406
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,768
(dramatic music)

407
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,070
- There you are.

408
00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:16,900
I've been looking everywhere for you.

409
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,510
- Just getting a little
work out while I can.

410
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,460
Three months in a T-wing
cockpit is hell on the joints.

411
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,560
- Tell me about it.

412
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,690
I flew the T-wing under my
father when he lead the Allies.

413
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:28,406
- You don't say.

414
00:22:28,406 --> 00:22:31,260
How'd you manage the
legroom with those gams?

415
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,900
- You'll have to come into my cockpit

416
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,630
and find out for yourself, mister.

417
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:37,370
- I might take you up on that.

418
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:38,950
I love a girl who can fight.

419
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:41,791
- If you also share memories
with Jack Van Helsing,

420
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:44,130
you know what else I can do.

421
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,280
- I'm just flesh and blood, Kali.

422
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,233
Strictly a biological clone.

423
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,360
- How was the meeting
with the Exterminator?

424
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,430
- The shits.

425
00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,640
That thing didn't give up a shred.

426
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,160
- I'm not surprised.

427
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,940
Those bots are programmed to kill.

428
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,810
Personal interaction is
only a nuanced byproduct

429
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:11,250
of the mass of information
their hard drives hold.

430
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,730
- You said bots?

431
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:14,940
There are others?

432
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,510
- None that we have captured

433
00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:19,360
but blueprints from the
lab my father seized

434
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,330
show us an assembly line.

435
00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:23,470
And our deep space surveillance spotted

436
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,260
two others on the outskirts of the galaxy.

437
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,300
They appear to be rogue robots

438
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,100
with no affiliations.

439
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,010
- Maybe you can recruit them yourself,

440
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,233
turn them on the Archons.

441
00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:36,580
- That was the plan for
the one you spoke to

442
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,433
but there's been no
getting through to him.

443
00:23:40,390 --> 00:23:42,850
There seems to be a ghost in the machine,

444
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,470
some programming bug.

445
00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:46,290
But that sets the hardware to destroy

446
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:49,450
and dials the intensity up to 11.

447
00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:52,330
Someday, we'll figure out a hack.

448
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:55,202
Until then, we keep fighting.

449
00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:57,780
- I heard about a fleet clash
in the nor-shada-neb-ula.

450
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,670
How did it go?

451
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,210
- Badly.

452
00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:01,393
We had to retreat.

453
00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:06,008
We lost a great Ally and friend today.

454
00:24:06,008 --> 00:24:07,410
- Sorry.

455
00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:08,540
- Thank you.

456
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:11,840
Some of these battles
we win, some we don't.

457
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,510
The important thing is the tide of the war

458
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:16,813
and I feel like it's
slipping away from us.

459
00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:19,889
I'm worried, VH.

460
00:24:19,889 --> 00:24:21,400
- I have an idea.

461
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,520
An old friend of mine, he's elusive,

462
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,020
but if we can locate him

463
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,143
he'd be a great addition to the Allies.

464
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:30,382
- Is he tough?

465
00:24:30,382 --> 00:24:31,498
- Tough?

466
00:24:31,498 --> 00:24:32,331
(laughing)

467
00:24:32,331 --> 00:24:34,036
He's a war machine!

468
00:24:34,036 --> 00:24:36,536
(tense music)

469
00:25:01,681 --> 00:25:03,931
(growling)

470
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,687
Well, if it isn't the infamous Bigfoot.

471
00:25:09,687 --> 00:25:11,962
How've you been, big guy?

472
00:25:11,962 --> 00:25:15,363
- Remove that helmet
and identify yourself,

473
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:18,703
lest I rip you limb from limb.

474
00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:23,483
- Whoa buddy, I'm no gambler,
it's me, Van Helsing.

475
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:25,730
- Van Helsing?

476
00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:26,700
Which one?

477
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,960
- Not the original.

478
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,900
- Dude, I hate that little prick.

479
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,620
Pounds a steak into a couple
of poncy dickheads with fangs.

480
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:37,730
All of a sudden he's a big hero.

481
00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,660
Hero, my ass.

482
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,580
- I hear that a lot, but I'm not him.

483
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:44,995
I'm the guy who had your back
against the Crom-you-lans

484
00:25:44,995 --> 00:25:47,350
in that saloon fight a couple years back.

485
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:50,473
- Right, you're one bad motherfucker, VH.

486
00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:54,960
What brings you to this remote location?

487
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,660
I ain't easy to find, Earth or no Earth.

488
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,160
- Tell me about it.

489
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,660
Remember after we left those Croms laying

490
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:05,120
you said if I ever needed
anything you owed me one.

491
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,193
Well, I need your help.

492
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,400
- Those Croms hold a grudge.

493
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,020
They didn't jump you, did they?

494
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,920
Sneaky fuckers, hmm.

495
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,420
- No, Bigfoot, it's not the Crom-you-lans.

496
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,343
It's the Archons.

497
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:20,760
- Whoa, you crossed the Archon army?

498
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,700
My man, you must have a death wish.

499
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,007
- Just the opposite.

500
00:26:25,007 --> 00:26:27,062
I'm with the Allies now.

501
00:26:27,062 --> 00:26:28,750
- The Allies, huh?

502
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,313
So you got some firepower behind you?

503
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:33,677
Okay, I'm in.

504
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:36,480
I fucking love crushing Archon skulls.

505
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,760
Once in a blue moon they
come poking around out here

506
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,350
and I always get a kick
out of stringing them up

507
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,020
and dressing them out.

508
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:47,163
Those Archon bellies
pop like pinatas, boy.

509
00:26:53,723 --> 00:26:55,390
Mm, nice, very nice.

510
00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:02,017
Aluminum composite, ceramic
composite, carbon composite,

511
00:27:02,017 --> 00:27:06,103
titanium alloy, swanky
digs you Allies got here.

512
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:10,160
- We're glad you like it, welcome aboard.

513
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,690
- You could warm up this
lighting if you wanted to.

514
00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:16,740
Florescents really catch
the gray hairs in my coat.

515
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:18,730
- I think you'll find
it pretty comfortable

516
00:27:18,730 --> 00:27:21,360
compared to that barren
planet I found you on.

517
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,040
- Don't knock it till you try it.

518
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,920
Silence is golden.

519
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,700
- Bigfoot, I'd like to take
you to our command center

520
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:31,010
and brief you on our progress
to date against the Archons.

521
00:27:31,010 --> 00:27:32,220
- Whoa, Nelly.

522
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:34,687
You're using them fancy boardroom terms

523
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,677
and my feet falling asleep.

524
00:27:36,677 --> 00:27:40,771
I'm a Sasquatch, let's
keep it loose, you hear?

525
00:27:40,771 --> 00:27:42,600
- [Kali] As you wish.

526
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,450
- [Announcer] Breach in sector seven.

527
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:47,030
Exterior access denied

528
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,649
prison staff only in thruways.

529
00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:53,550
If you are not staff and
currently outside your cell,

530
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:55,570
lie down and await instruction

531
00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:57,943
from the duty sergeant in your area.

532
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:02,823
Any failure to comply will
result in termination on site.

533
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,707
- Good news coming from Pond and Sticks.

534
00:28:05,707 --> 00:28:08,450
Aleister, our plan worked to perfection.

535
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:11,205
No prison is strong enough
to hold that machine.

536
00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:13,630
The Exterminator is free.

537
00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:15,340
- As it should be.

538
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:19,357
Do as thou wilt shall
be the whole of the law.

539
00:28:19,357 --> 00:28:22,150
- I can't wait for the
weapon of mass destruction

540
00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:26,060
to rendezvous with us and
join our ranks at last.

541
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,860
The addition of the Exterminator

542
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:30,860
will render the Archons unstoppable.

543
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:34,360
Very soon, the galaxy will be ours.

544
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:38,403
- To seek to dominate,
another is to seek to destroy.

545
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,620
- Yes, and once the
Exterminator is by our side

546
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:45,280
we'll destroy everything in our way.

547
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,410
Do you hear me, Aleister?

548
00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:48,905
Everything.

549
00:28:48,905 --> 00:28:50,238
- Oh delightful.

550
00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:54,570
For a man who is doing his true will

551
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:58,524
has the inertia of the
universe to assist him.

552
00:28:58,524 --> 00:29:03,524
However, now is the time to
tread carefully, Wrathcheld.

553
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,950
The Exterminator attends
matters of the flesh

554
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,870
but to conquer life as we know it,

555
00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:13,900
one must also tend matters of the soul.

556
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:16,320
- What are you getting at, Aleister?

557
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,900
You don't want to gather the Allies

558
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:21,630
in some dumbass prayer circle, do you?

559
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:24,140
- No, far from it.

560
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,040
I want to awaken the eternal spirit

561
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:28,853
of the sun god, Ra.

562
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:34,583
The most vengeful, meanest
motherfucker to ever be.

563
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:39,230
- Princess Kali, I want to
thank you for bringing me

564
00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:41,240
this impressive specimen.

565
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,712
He's amazing, simply amazing.

566
00:29:45,712 --> 00:29:49,090
Tell me, creature, what's your diet?

567
00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:50,260
- My diet?

568
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,190
What kind of question is that?

569
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,430
If it moves, I eat it.

570
00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:56,800
- Oh, I see.

571
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,550
Come creature, sit on
my chair for a moment.

572
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:02,930
I'd like to run some rudimentary
tests on you if I may.

573
00:30:02,930 --> 00:30:05,600
- Tests, what kind of tests?

574
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,000
And how come you people
never show your faces?

575
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,270
I like to see who I'm talking to.

576
00:30:10,270 --> 00:30:11,780
- Now, now, hold still.

577
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:14,060
I'm just going to draw a small
amount of blood from you.

578
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,250
- Blood?

579
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,850
You and what army?

580
00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:19,620
You try to prick me, I
will rip that helmet off

581
00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:21,972
with your head still in it, cocksucker.

582
00:30:21,972 --> 00:30:23,209
- Easy, Bigfoot.

583
00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:25,506
Dr. Jeckyll may seem unconventional

584
00:30:25,506 --> 00:30:27,640
but we're all friends here.

585
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,500
- No, you're all friends here, VH.

586
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,110
I'm the mythical Sasquatch and I know

587
00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:36,080
what glorified lab rats wanna do to me.

588
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,880
Get their ugly mugs in the science rags.

589
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,090
Bag that Nobel Peace Prize.

590
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,580
- I assure you you're
overreacting Bigfoot,

591
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,330
tell you what, forget the blood.

592
00:30:45,330 --> 00:30:47,180
We'll just snip a bit of your hair.

593
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:50,380
- Come at me with snips and
I'll ram 'em up your ass

594
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,373
sharp end first, geek.

595
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:57,403
Nobody pokes, pricks or sticks Bigfoot.

596
00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:00,872
- [Announcer] Well, duly noted.

597
00:31:00,872 --> 00:31:04,610
What's say we just provide a
saliva sample for DNA testing

598
00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:05,610
and that will be that,

599
00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:06,860
just spit in a cup for me, yeah.

600
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:10,260
- How about I just spit on
your broken, bloody corpse

601
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:12,950
and after I smash the
shit out of this room

602
00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:16,030
with a baseball bat shaped like you.

603
00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,350
- Alright, that's enough.

604
00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:18,850
- I'm sorry Dr. Jeckyll,

605
00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:21,010
perhaps we'll revisit this another time.

606
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:23,887
Right now I'd like to
focus on your inventions.

607
00:31:23,887 --> 00:31:26,053
You say you have something for us?

608
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,120
- That I do.

609
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,880
Kali, allow me to introduce
the Teleport Chip 5000.

610
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,870
- Sounds like a toaster oven.

611
00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:34,560
- What does it do, doctor?

612
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,393
- I'm glad you asked.

613
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,580
You know how I was using computerized data

614
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,446
to be uploaded directly to the brain

615
00:31:39,446 --> 00:31:41,820
for the physical body to be teleported

616
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:44,868
anywhere in the universe
with untraceable signal?

617
00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:46,770
- Badass!

618
00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:48,570
- With the Teleport Chip 5000,

619
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,500
we can hack into the Archon mainframes

620
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,330
without a need for
workarounds, pass codes,

621
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:55,680
phishing, hacking or cracking.

622
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,780
It's an all encompassing backstage pass

623
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:01,390
for anything they have stored
or active in their systems.

624
00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:03,300
- And the teleportation?

625
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,010
- With the T-5000 implant

626
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:08,410
you can spontaneously deconstruct
our physical metabolisms

627
00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:10,700
and reconstruct them within milliseconds

628
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:14,480
on any wireless access
point of a wifi signal.

629
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,290
- That's incredible.

630
00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:18,553
- I thought so too.

631
00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:21,973
- So then, who's first?

632
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,833
- I don't know about
your partners here, VH,

633
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,500
they're a weird bunch.

634
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,230
And that doctor and
his henchmen in the lab

635
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,200
were straight up fucking nuts.

636
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,030
- Give 'em a chance.

637
00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:37,120
It's not as weird as it seems at first.

638
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,590
- Well, if there's one thing
my elusive nature's telling me

639
00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:43,250
it's to trust my first impression.

640
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,878
- Maybe your time in the
wild is going to your senses.

641
00:32:45,878 --> 00:32:47,950
You're getting older, Foot,

642
00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:50,720
you ever think maybe
you've lost your edge?

643
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,620
- Lost my edge?

644
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,410
You're one to talk,
you're a fucking clone.

645
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,730
- I still have a moral compass.

646
00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:00,770
I still know right from wrong.

647
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,070
- You saying I don't?

648
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:04,598
- Jeckyll was in awe of you.

649
00:33:04,598 --> 00:33:07,770
You almost killed him
for suggesting tests.

650
00:33:07,770 --> 00:33:10,700
- I know how these doctors work.

651
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,520
Tests lead to more tests.

652
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,080
Then to a bed, then to a cage,

653
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,080
then to an operating table,

654
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,240
then to cremation, them
bam, you're a fucking clone.

655
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,910
- You trying to say something to me?

656
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,970
- When's the last time anybody saw

657
00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:28,870
the real Jack Van Helsing, huh?

658
00:33:28,870 --> 00:33:32,120
- For all we know you don't exist.

659
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,820
- Nah, all real grade-A beef here.

660
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:37,930
- You got a problem with me, big guy?

661
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,323
- If the helmet fits, wear it.

662
00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:46,450
I ain't good with small spaces.

663
00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:49,040
Feels like the walls are closing in.

664
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,368
I'm gonna get some air.

665
00:33:50,368 --> 00:33:52,290
- We're in space, Foot!

666
00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:54,430
There is no air!

667
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:56,310
- Fuck it, I'll hold my breath.

668
00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,810
I'm sick of squeezing past these machines.

669
00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:00,600
I gotta clear my head.

670
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,157
- Sounds like a good idea.

671
00:34:02,157 --> 00:34:04,640
If you need me, I'll be with Kali.

672
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,923
- [Bigfoot] I bet you will.

673
00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:21,580
- [Kali] We just got more bad news, VH.

674
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:23,630
The Exterminator has escaped.

675
00:34:23,630 --> 00:34:26,790
It's loose in the galaxy, somewhere.

676
00:34:26,790 --> 00:34:29,560
- Oh, that's gonna come
back to bite us on the ass.

677
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,340
Guess we need to watch our six.

678
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,730
- I put out an interstellar APB.

679
00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:36,000
It won't take long to find that model.

680
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,090
Its rationale chip is dead.

681
00:34:38,090 --> 00:34:40,642
Sooner than later it'll make a mistake.

682
00:34:40,642 --> 00:34:45,430
Speaking of rationale, how
does your Sasquatch like us?

683
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:46,940
- He wants to kill you all.

684
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,170
- I see.

685
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:51,210
I should mention every chamber
and corridor of this vessel

686
00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:53,500
is equipped with knockout gas in the event

687
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,830
of a hijacking or mutiny.

688
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,770
- I expect nothing less, Princess.

689
00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,986
- If your friend isn't
on board with our cause

690
00:34:59,986 --> 00:35:03,550
he is free to leave at
any time, and should.

691
00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:04,800
- He'll be fine.

692
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,830
Small spaces freak him
out, he's claustrophobic.

693
00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:10,030
- Maybe space isn't the place for him.

694
00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:12,050
- Maybe not, but that
doesn't change the fact

695
00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,830
that you need all the help you can get.

696
00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:17,400
- What I need right now a
Sasquatch can't help me with.

697
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,880
But you can.

698
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,757
- Oh.
- Oh?

699
00:35:25,730 --> 00:35:28,960
- Princess Kali, it is me, Xio.

700
00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,119
- Xio, are you alright?

701
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:34,160
Is your ship in tact?

702
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,440
Are you shredded?

703
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,170
- I escaped our battle with
both my ship and my life

704
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:44,170
but without my queen I'm not
sure what there is to live for.

705
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,930
- Xio, don't think like that.

706
00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:52,210
I know you loved Varuna, we all did.

707
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:55,470
But there's more to live for and fight for

708
00:35:55,470 --> 00:35:58,200
now than ever before.

709
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,296
- I wish I could say I shared
that sentiment, Princess,

710
00:36:01,296 --> 00:36:04,970
but I've been considering surrender.

711
00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:07,070
- I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

712
00:36:07,070 --> 00:36:08,960
We don't say that word around here.

713
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,933
Xio, I want you to listen
to me and listen closely.

714
00:36:13,933 --> 00:36:17,040
I'm not just the commander of this fleet,

715
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,000
I'm an Ally through and
through like my father

716
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,400
and his father before him
and his father before him.

717
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,350
I'll never stop no matter how
many Allies fall in battle

718
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:33,660
and I'd sooner die myself than stand down

719
00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:36,980
and allow an Archon universe to rise.

720
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:39,890
Do I make myself clear?

721
00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:42,010
- Yes, Princess.

722
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:44,910
- Good, go take some time for yourself.

723
00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:47,530
Mourn your queen as we all will.

724
00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:49,760
And when the order comes to reconvene

725
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,410
I expect to see you on our front lines

726
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:56,713
ready to fight again in Varuna's honor.

727
00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:59,597
- Yes, Princess.

728
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:06,613
- You're one sexy princess, you know that?

729
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,140
(tense music)

730
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:25,390
- Greetings, Exterminator,
and congratulations

731
00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:27,110
on your prison break.

732
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:30,213
The carnage you caused remains
visible for light years.

733
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:34,040
I spent a lifetime splintering
enemies and innocents alike

734
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,680
and I've never seen such
a jet stream of blood.

735
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,720
You're quite the engine of destruction.

736
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:44,830
- Come closer, talking
head, and I'll kill you too.

737
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,650
(laughing)

738
00:37:46,650 --> 00:37:47,567
- How cute.

739
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,830
- What's that?

740
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:51,188
Who said that?

741
00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:52,850
Who's there?

742
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:55,047
- That's my colleague, his name is--

743
00:37:55,047 --> 00:38:00,047
- The great beast, 666,
do as thou wilt, robot,

744
00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:05,340
and let the blood of innocents
flow through your hydraulics.

745
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,770
- Sounds good to me.

746
00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:11,770
Tell me, great beast, are you innocent?

747
00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:13,821
- Me?

748
00:38:13,821 --> 00:38:14,654
Innocent?

749
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:17,577
I am evil incarnate.

750
00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:20,873
- Are you Satan?

751
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:24,570
- Satan, my dear robot,

752
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:27,914
the servant Satan is not the enemy of man

753
00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:32,210
but he who has made gods of our species.

754
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:36,630
Knowing good and evil,
he bayed know thyself.

755
00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:41,410
In Tartan tuition, we
are all Satan, even you.

756
00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:44,500
Just like we are all God.

757
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,150
- Have fun out there, Exterminator.

758
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:51,070
Get that violence and
bloodletting into your system.

759
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:53,173
- Yes, do as thou wilt.

760
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:57,290
(dramatic music)

761
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:09,310
- You there, this is my air space.

762
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:11,510
Submit or perish.

763
00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:13,277
- Excuse me, tin man.

764
00:39:13,277 --> 00:39:15,490
Are you talking to me?

765
00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:17,460
- I don't see anyone else here

766
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:20,880
so I must be talking to you, gorilla.

767
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,870
- Gorilla?

768
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:24,200
Who the fuck you calling a gorilla?

769
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,245
I'm Bigfoot, motherfucker.

770
00:39:26,245 --> 00:39:28,970
- Prepare to die.

771
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,876
- Don't sing it, bring it, bitch.

772
00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:32,709
(zapping)

773
00:39:32,709 --> 00:39:35,709
(suspenseful music)

774
00:40:09,089 --> 00:40:10,096
(exploding)

775
00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:12,240
- It's an ambush, we're under attack!

776
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,420
- They're Archon fighters!

777
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:16,650
- We must protect our
headquarters no matter what.

778
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:19,190
Bort, deploy our fighter fleet at once.

779
00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,670
Shoot first, no questions.

780
00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:23,890
- Deploying our fighters
now, Princess Kali.

781
00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:25,180
- Save me a seat.

782
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:26,760
I'm joining the front line.

783
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,290
- So much for your Sasquatch, VH.

784
00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:30,258
Where is he?

785
00:40:30,258 --> 00:40:31,974
- I don't know.

786
00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:33,027
- I do.

787
00:40:33,027 --> 00:40:34,570
He abandoned us.

788
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:35,892
- He'd never do that.

789
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,063
Bigfoot's loyal, I think.

790
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,850
God damn it, Foot, you're
making me look bad.

791
00:40:57,850 --> 00:40:59,540
Where the fuck did you go?

792
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:08,720
You better not have
sold me out, Sasquatch.

793
00:41:12,647 --> 00:41:16,713
- Is that all you got,
you overblown windup toy?

794
00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,690
- You're still alive.

795
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:23,977
I was considering leashing you as my pet.

796
00:41:23,977 --> 00:41:28,977
But no, I think I'll watch
you die screaming instead.

797
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,330
- Kiss my furry ass.

798
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:35,963
1984 called, it wants its Terminator back.

799
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:37,370
- [Kali] VH, our screens are showing

800
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,060
a blitzing media shower.

801
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,790
Is everything alright?

802
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:43,140
- Thanks for noticing, Princess.

803
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,330
I thought you didn't like me anymore.

804
00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:47,880
- Just get your ass back here in one piece

805
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,870
and I'll show you how much I like you

806
00:41:49,870 --> 00:41:52,240
in no uncertain terms.

807
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,386
- Hey now.

808
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,969
(upbeat music)

809
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:01,193
- Die, you big simian.

810
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:06,676
Die.

811
00:42:06,676 --> 00:42:09,648
(laughing)

812
00:42:09,648 --> 00:42:12,520
- Comrades, kneeling compatriots,

813
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,410
I congratulate you on
another well executed attack.

814
00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:20,470
The great day of victory over
the Allies is drawing nearer.

815
00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:24,102
Our Archon armies shall force
the Allies to their knees

816
00:42:24,102 --> 00:42:28,523
until in defeat they declare
unconditional surrender!

817
00:42:28,523 --> 00:42:33,200
This great war will end with
our complete and utter victory.

818
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,510
The period of human rule
over this galaxy is over

819
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:42,243
and the period of
reptilian rule shall begin!

820
00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:46,650
I congratulate you on victory in advance,

821
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,717
my Archon compatriots!

822
00:42:49,702 --> 00:42:51,580
Glory to the heroic Archon

823
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:54,300
who upholds the independence of reptiles

824
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:59,300
and bring victory over the
enemies with bloody finality.

825
00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:04,370
Glory to our great Archons,
the Archons victorious,

826
00:43:05,854 --> 00:43:08,893
harbingers of a new era of darkness!

827
00:43:09,976 --> 00:43:12,476
(tense music)

828
00:43:15,074 --> 00:43:17,477
- In the years of primal course

829
00:43:17,477 --> 00:43:20,137
and the dawn of terrestrial burn

830
00:43:21,286 --> 00:43:23,703
my master commanded the horse

831
00:43:24,610 --> 00:43:28,528
and man was lord of the Earth.

832
00:43:28,528 --> 00:43:31,804
We made tomorrow's skin

833
00:43:31,804 --> 00:43:35,760
from the heart of the holy tree.

834
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,890
He encompassed the earth therein

835
00:43:38,890 --> 00:43:43,055
and man was lord of the sea.

836
00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:45,850
He controlled the vigor of steam,

837
00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:49,210
he harnessed the lightning for hire,

838
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,910
he drove the celestial team

839
00:43:51,910 --> 00:43:55,313
and man was the lord of fire.

840
00:43:56,630 --> 00:44:00,735
Deep mouthed from the throne, deep seated.

841
00:44:00,735 --> 00:44:03,789
(mumbling)

842
00:44:03,789 --> 00:44:06,456
The last of the deal is defeated

843
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:11,137
for man is the lord of the air.

844
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,363
Oh rise, oh man, in my strength,

845
00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:19,070
the kingdom is dying to inherit.

846
00:44:20,154 --> 00:44:23,820
So go hide God's witness at length

847
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:26,527
that man is lord of his spirit.

848
00:44:28,409 --> 00:44:31,170
The strength of the wilting within.

849
00:44:31,170 --> 00:44:34,997
Stretches a blanket of skin.

850
00:44:34,997 --> 00:44:37,587
Low comes the great beast of sin.

851
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,730
To watch we have sent down your skin.

852
00:44:46,447 --> 00:44:49,114
(ominous music)

853
00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:57,260
- Whoa, hey, is this like
that hot yoga shit or?

854
00:44:58,134 --> 00:44:59,902
- Hot yoga shit?

855
00:44:59,902 --> 00:45:00,902
I think not.

856
00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:05,480
You're in Archon mothership's
corpse incinerator.

857
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,525
Also, my temple of prayer and ceremony.

858
00:45:09,525 --> 00:45:12,610
- Oh, my bad.

859
00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:14,640
Archon mothership, huh?

860
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,257
Jackpot!

861
00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:18,157
How the hell did this happen?

862
00:45:18,157 --> 00:45:21,027
- What do you mean how did this happen?

863
00:45:21,027 --> 00:45:23,665
Are you not a member of the Archon army?

864
00:45:23,665 --> 00:45:26,409
- Me, an Archon?

865
00:45:26,409 --> 00:45:30,540
Yeah, right, one minute
I'm in a spaceship battle

866
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:32,520
with some scrap metal clown

867
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,766
and the next I'm jamming up your armchair.

868
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:39,330
- This means you are in grave danger

869
00:45:39,330 --> 00:45:44,330
and saved your own life with
self-willed teleportation.

870
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:47,200
Very rare indeed.

871
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,188
You're strong with a
lamp of invisible light.

872
00:45:51,188 --> 00:45:54,950
- Hey, how can I hear you
when your mouth ain't moving?

873
00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:56,543
- The same way I can hear you

874
00:45:56,543 --> 00:45:58,790
when your mouth does not move.

875
00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:01,449
- Hm, ain't that some shit.

876
00:46:01,449 --> 00:46:02,949
- Yes, yes indeed.

877
00:46:04,607 --> 00:46:07,940
Thanks and praise to you, hay-was,

878
00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:12,164
for delivering the great beast at last.

879
00:46:12,164 --> 00:46:17,164
For now, the dawn of a-hon
of har-ess is truly upon us.

880
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:20,497
- Uh, what?

881
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,753
(engines roaring)

882
00:46:26,287 --> 00:46:27,120
(zapping)

883
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,919
- Come in, VH.

884
00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,210
VH, are you there?

885
00:46:31,210 --> 00:46:32,701
- I'm here, Princess.

886
00:46:32,701 --> 00:46:34,180
The Archons seem to be retreating.

887
00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:36,070
- They've done this sort of thing before.

888
00:46:36,070 --> 00:46:37,579
They only aim to send a message.

889
00:46:37,579 --> 00:46:41,500
They can attack us at any time, any place.

890
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,820
- Want us to chase 'em?

891
00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:44,850
Shoot a few more lasers up their asses?

892
00:46:44,850 --> 00:46:48,040
- I appreciate your spirit, VH, but no.

893
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,460
Return to headquarters.

894
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:52,020
I want to bop your brains out.

895
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:53,710
- Excuse me.

896
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,403
- Oh, did I say that out loud?

897
00:46:56,403 --> 00:46:58,847
I mean return to headquarters at once.

898
00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:01,340
I'll brief you when you get here.

899
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,263
- Aye-aye, madam.

900
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,140
(tense music)

901
00:47:12,031 --> 00:47:12,900
(door sliding)

902
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,280
Foot, are you here?

903
00:47:15,227 --> 00:47:16,060
Bigfoot!

904
00:47:25,981 --> 00:47:28,600
This just isn't like you, big guy.

905
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,133
Where the hell did you go?

906
00:47:35,965 --> 00:47:38,215
(whirring)

907
00:47:42,167 --> 00:47:44,640
- Oh Anubus, god of the dead,

908
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,509
maker of stuff.

909
00:47:47,509 --> 00:47:48,926
- Maker of stuff?

910
00:47:50,525 --> 00:47:53,533
Is that the best of your
salutations, greeter?

911
00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:55,871
- My bad.

912
00:47:55,871 --> 00:47:58,510
Nice coffin you got there.

913
00:47:58,510 --> 00:48:01,150
- It is a sarcophagus.

914
00:48:01,150 --> 00:48:02,550
- A sarco-what?

915
00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:03,864
- No matter.

916
00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:08,864
Tell me, creature, why do you
disrupt my eternal slumber?

917
00:48:08,933 --> 00:48:11,853
- You know, it wasn't my idea.

918
00:48:11,853 --> 00:48:14,250
I was in the laser fight with this robot

919
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,472
and I thought I was doing pretty well.

920
00:48:16,472 --> 00:48:19,470
I was holding my own for a Sasquatch

921
00:48:19,470 --> 00:48:21,940
that ain't ever fired
laser cannons before.

922
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,910
I've played some video games, you know,

923
00:48:23,910 --> 00:48:25,730
but not the real thing.

924
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,887
My reflexes are sharp though.

925
00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:29,437
- I'm certain they are.

926
00:48:29,437 --> 00:48:33,103
Being an unevolved beast
needs more muscle reflex

927
00:48:33,103 --> 00:48:35,870
to bring cortex.

928
00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:37,850
- Who you calling unevolved,

929
00:48:37,850 --> 00:48:40,785
laying up there in that painted doghouse?

930
00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:41,618
- Enough!

931
00:48:42,997 --> 00:48:47,300
If your aim is to deface
this sacred tomb, creature,

932
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,900
I shall strike you down where you stand

933
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,761
and be done with it
and the next encroacher

934
00:48:53,761 --> 00:48:57,113
will study your bones in 1000 years.

935
00:48:57,113 --> 00:48:59,770
- Look, I don't know what I'm doing here.

936
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,670
Some Aleister dude sent me,

937
00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:04,030
told me to ask you to
grant the Archons victory

938
00:49:04,030 --> 00:49:06,020
in the war against the Allies

939
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:10,510
but man, I'm with the
Allies so I can't do that.

940
00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:13,677
I just came here to get away
from that weirdo, really.

941
00:49:13,677 --> 00:49:16,177
- Aleister, I should've known.

942
00:49:18,758 --> 00:49:22,919
I resurrected Crawley
against my better judgment,

943
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:27,117
extolling before him to
appease that annoying

944
00:49:27,117 --> 00:49:29,957
little war monger, Wrathcheld.

945
00:49:29,957 --> 00:49:31,457
When will I learn?

946
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:37,209
- I mean, if you ain't learned
by now, probably never.

947
00:49:37,209 --> 00:49:41,410
- Watch your tongue,
creature, I may cut it out.

948
00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:44,350
- Gotcha, look, I don't
know if I'm breaking

949
00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:47,207
any sacred rules by
being here and what not

950
00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:50,060
but if we gotta rumble I feel ya.

951
00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:52,820
I've had the strong urge
to flip your box over

952
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:55,233
since I got here, no offense.

953
00:49:57,030 --> 00:50:00,100
But I won't betray my friends.

954
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:01,910
Well, one friend.

955
00:50:01,910 --> 00:50:04,000
The rest of 'em are sketchy as fuck

956
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,230
and even my friend's not my friend.

957
00:50:06,230 --> 00:50:07,920
He's a fucking clone.

958
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,502
- Such foul language
for a quasi-neanderthal

959
00:50:11,502 --> 00:50:13,552
who has mastered the skill of mind speak.

960
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:16,927
- It's the hip hop music.

961
00:50:16,927 --> 00:50:18,250
- The what?

962
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,540
- Nevermind.

963
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:21,120
Anubus, do you think you could send me

964
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,370
my so-called friends
the Allies to join me?

965
00:50:24,370 --> 00:50:27,170
I don't know how to get back to their ship

966
00:50:27,170 --> 00:50:29,469
and I don't wanna go back to the Archons.

967
00:50:29,469 --> 00:50:31,107
- I understand your trepidation, creature.

968
00:50:32,570 --> 00:50:37,500
However, my recent experiences
of resurrecting the dead

969
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,220
and moving people like chess pieces

970
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,543
has been uniformally negative.

971
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:48,900
So, unfortunately, to use a
term from your vernacular,

972
00:50:49,402 --> 00:50:50,819
go fuck yourself.

973
00:50:55,081 --> 00:50:57,581
(tense music)

974
00:51:07,082 --> 00:51:08,440
- Alright, let's do it.

975
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,773
How long is this gonna take, doc?

976
00:51:09,773 --> 00:51:12,120
- I'm not certain, VH.

977
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,210
The procedure has yet to be tested.

978
00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:15,260
- What?

979
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:17,048
I'm your guinea pig?

980
00:51:17,048 --> 00:51:20,680
- Don't be silly, you're not a guinea pig.

981
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,160
You're more of a test dummy.

982
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,730
- Thanks, that makes me feel better.

983
00:51:25,730 --> 00:51:28,750
- Once we implant the Teleport
Chip 5000 into your head

984
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:31,340
and it fuses with your
brain's neurotransmitters

985
00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:34,490
your new capabilities
will reflect immediately.

986
00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:37,180
As we've discussed, the main
enhancements you'll notice

987
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:40,590
will be the abilities to
receive and deliver mind speak

988
00:51:40,590 --> 00:51:43,410
and to deconstruct and
reconstruct your physical body

989
00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:47,780
for transportation along
any outer space wifi signal.

990
00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:48,853
- I don't know about this, doctor.

991
00:51:48,853 --> 00:51:53,160
VH is one of the best Allies
we have on our team right now.

992
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,110
This all sounds risky.

993
00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:55,973
Is it safe?

994
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,060
- It's as safe as any new

995
00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:01,210
pioneering medical
procedure can be, Princess.

996
00:52:01,210 --> 00:52:04,220
Listen, the first time
is always a bit scary.

997
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,800
You should've heard my heart pounding

998
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,630
when I gave myself the first
serum injection way back when.

999
00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:11,470
Those were the days.

1000
00:52:11,470 --> 00:52:14,690
- I wish I could've been there, doctor.

1001
00:52:14,690 --> 00:52:15,660
- No, you don't.

1002
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:17,270
I'd have beaten you to death with whatever

1003
00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,700
I could get my hands on.

1004
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:21,373
It took me a while to
fully master the dosage.

1005
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,599
- Dr. Jeckyll, are there
any negative side effects

1006
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:27,330
I might experience with the chip?

1007
00:52:27,330 --> 00:52:28,770
- None that I anticipate.

1008
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:31,280
Oh, the one unintended side effect

1009
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,690
may be enhanced sexual prowess.

1010
00:52:33,690 --> 00:52:35,140
- Sexual prowess?

1011
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:37,210
- You'll fuck like a beast.

1012
00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:38,450
- But how?

1013
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:41,700
- We're short on time,
doctor, let's do this.

1014
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,610
- Very well.

1015
00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:44,670
VH, just lie back and breathe normally

1016
00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,292
as we prepare for insertion.

1017
00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:48,750
(buzzing)

1018
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:52,110
- The hour of the final
victory looms, Aleister.

1019
00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:56,720
The Allied forces are in
disarray, splintered, fractured,

1020
00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:01,164
depleted and soon to be destroyed.

1021
00:53:01,164 --> 00:53:03,500
- Let it be first understood

1022
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:07,720
that I am a god of war and vengeance.

1023
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:11,110
I will bring you to victory and joy.

1024
00:53:11,110 --> 00:53:13,786
I will be at your arms in battle

1025
00:53:13,786 --> 00:53:17,420
and ye shall delight to slay.

1026
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:20,240
Success is your proof,

1027
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,500
courage is your armor.

1028
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,436
Go on, go on, in my strength

1029
00:53:26,436 --> 00:53:30,770
and you shall turn not back for any.

1030
00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:33,380
- I like that, Crawley, what is it?

1031
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,454
- It's from the book of law.

1032
00:53:35,454 --> 00:53:37,020
- The book of law?

1033
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:39,860
Sounds good, where can I get a copy?

1034
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:42,050
- Right in front of you.

1035
00:53:42,050 --> 00:53:43,660
I'll recite it from memory.

1036
00:53:43,660 --> 00:53:46,210
- Deal, but first let
us deliver to the Allies

1037
00:53:46,210 --> 00:53:47,133
their death blow.

1038
00:53:48,832 --> 00:53:49,665
(VH grunting)

1039
00:53:49,665 --> 00:53:52,248
(Kali moaning)

1040
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,913
(whistling)

1041
00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:17,127
(door sliding)

1042
00:54:22,046 --> 00:54:24,178
- Whoa, what the hell is this?

1043
00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:26,380
- Wise terminology.

1044
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:27,880
Hello, Van Helsing

1045
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,739
or should I say clone Helsing?

1046
00:54:32,841 --> 00:54:33,758
Number 666?

1047
00:54:36,730 --> 00:54:38,706
(laughing)

1048
00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:41,358
What the, how do you know my name?

1049
00:54:41,358 --> 00:54:42,900
How do you know my serial number?

1050
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:45,860
- I am the seer of all things.

1051
00:54:47,330 --> 00:54:52,330
I am the all knowing entity
from the nether-dimensions.

1052
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,760
I am an upside down god of gods.

1053
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,842
- Is this one of those CIA programs?

1054
00:54:58,842 --> 00:55:00,675
That shit's so 1960's.

1055
00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:03,947
- I am Ra, god of the sun,

1056
00:55:05,264 --> 00:55:09,400
creator of heaven above,
the planets in orbits

1057
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,650
and hell below.

1058
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,948
- That's quite a resume, what's up?

1059
00:55:13,948 --> 00:55:16,732
- I could ask the same of you.

1060
00:55:16,732 --> 00:55:19,630
You called me by my name.

1061
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:20,880
Now, here I am.

1062
00:55:23,164 --> 00:55:24,190
- Called you by your name?

1063
00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:27,300
I'm just going to the
refrigerator for a sandwich.

1064
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,730
Now if you'll excuse me,

1065
00:55:28,730 --> 00:55:31,656
oh, I know what happened.

1066
00:55:31,656 --> 00:55:34,644
(Kali moaning)

1067
00:55:34,644 --> 00:55:37,144
(VH grunting)

1068
00:55:41,690 --> 00:55:43,530
Yeah, sorry about that.

1069
00:55:43,530 --> 00:55:45,447
- Was she good?

1070
00:55:45,447 --> 00:55:46,570
- Good?

1071
00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:48,020
She was incredible.

1072
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:50,010
I mean, technically she was my first,

1073
00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:53,340
but it was everything I imagined and more.

1074
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:55,250
I think I made her happy too.

1075
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:58,522
- I'm sure you did, clone Helsing.

1076
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,200
You were powerful enough

1077
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:05,200
to summon the sun god Ra,
and that is no small feat.

1078
00:56:07,149 --> 00:56:09,240
- I guess you're right.

1079
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,749
Want a sandwich?

1080
00:56:10,749 --> 00:56:13,756
- I need your assistance, clone.

1081
00:56:13,756 --> 00:56:17,756
The more pertinent question
is what do you want?

1082
00:56:19,740 --> 00:56:24,740
- I just got it but since
you ask, we're at war, Ra.

1083
00:56:24,810 --> 00:56:27,710
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask for the enemy's leader

1084
00:56:27,710 --> 00:56:30,443
right here beside us
as an Allied prisoner.

1085
00:56:31,450 --> 00:56:33,150
- The enemy's leader?

1086
00:56:33,150 --> 00:56:35,985
You have a mind for war, clone.

1087
00:56:35,985 --> 00:56:38,130
I respect that.

1088
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:41,823
- Thanks, oh, and can I
see my buddy Bigfoot again?

1089
00:56:41,823 --> 00:56:45,020
We had a little spat
and he up and vanished.

1090
00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:46,920
I don't even know if he's still alive.

1091
00:56:47,802 --> 00:56:49,793
- Anything else?

1092
00:56:49,793 --> 00:56:51,200
- [VH] You serious?

1093
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,145
How many wishes do I get?

1094
00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:55,291
- How many do you need?

1095
00:56:55,291 --> 00:57:00,291
What is the most important
question you have for me?

1096
00:57:00,457 --> 00:57:01,707
- How do we end this war?

1097
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,881
(tense music)

1098
00:57:11,826 --> 00:57:13,373
- What in the hell?

1099
00:57:13,373 --> 00:57:15,030
- Welcome aboard, Wrathcheld?

1100
00:57:15,030 --> 00:57:16,670
- Where am I?

1101
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:17,900
Who are you?

1102
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:20,340
- You're at Allied mobile headquarters.

1103
00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:24,597
You belong to us now and
I'm Van Helsing number 666.

1104
00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:29,000
But you can call me VH.

1105
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,130
- I'll call you stardust
after the Archon army

1106
00:57:32,130 --> 00:57:34,100
is through with you, Ally.

1107
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:36,630
We've been wiping you humans out quickly

1108
00:57:36,630 --> 00:57:39,610
but for you I'll make an exception.

1109
00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:42,010
You'll die slow.

1110
00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:43,740
- Thanks but no thanks.

1111
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:47,330
See, without you, I'm
betting those Archons

1112
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:50,273
won't know their head from
a black hole in the cosmos

1113
00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:54,890
and an army can't win a war if
no one's leading the charge.

1114
00:57:54,890 --> 00:57:59,150
- Why you, I'll murder
you with my bear hands

1115
00:57:59,150 --> 00:58:01,370
right where you stand.

1116
00:58:01,370 --> 00:58:02,203
- No you won't!

1117
00:58:02,203 --> 00:58:03,949
- Foot, you're back!

1118
00:58:03,949 --> 00:58:07,350
- Hey VH, man, am I glad to see you.

1119
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:11,040
I'm so turned around I don't
know what the hell is going on.

1120
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,330
First I was in a fighter ship.

1121
00:58:13,330 --> 00:58:17,150
Then I was in like a
yoga studio from hell.

1122
00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,790
Then I was in a sarcophagus,

1123
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:20,831
whatever the fuck Anubus called it.

1124
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:25,831
- Sarcophagus, the word is
sarcophagus, you dumb animal.

1125
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:28,529
What was a filthy beast like you

1126
00:58:28,529 --> 00:58:33,100
doing in a sacred tomb of
Anubus, the god of the dead?

1127
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,730
- Crawley wanted me to do
a favor for you Archons.

1128
00:58:35,730 --> 00:58:37,880
He was too scared to do it himself,

1129
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,073
well with his history
of blasphemy and all.

1130
00:58:41,557 --> 00:58:45,480
- Anubus, the exalted one,
has joined the Archons.

1131
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,910
- Are you kidding?

1132
00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:48,360
He hates your guts.

1133
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,310
- He hates everybody, (mumbling) prick.

1134
00:58:53,752 --> 00:58:55,477
Always has been.

1135
00:58:55,477 --> 00:58:59,030
- I can't believe this,
I'm hearing god gossip.

1136
00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:02,160
- We must amuse ourselves somehow.

1137
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,030
These millenniums just drag.

1138
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,660
- Gloat while you can, Allies,

1139
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:10,880
I have a secret weapon
you don't know about.

1140
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,510
- If you mean that Exterminator
dude, he ain't so scary.

1141
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:16,230
I almost took him out myself

1142
00:59:16,230 --> 00:59:18,037
and I never fired a laser before.

1143
00:59:18,037 --> 00:59:19,833
- The Exterminator is with the Archons,

1144
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:21,650
we have to tell Kali right away.

1145
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:26,100
- Be sure she's decent
before you barge in on her.

1146
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:29,350
- Whoa, decent, you finally hit that, VH?

1147
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:31,685
- Keep it between us, okay?

1148
00:59:31,685 --> 00:59:33,152
We both needed it.

1149
00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:35,423
- Hoo-eey, my lips are sealed.

1150
00:59:36,494 --> 00:59:41,494
- Clone Helsing, in regard
to your final question,

1151
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,770
the answer you seek reside
on your own home planet

1152
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,610
in the place known as Area 51.

1153
00:59:53,096 --> 00:59:55,763
(ominous music)

1154
01:00:00,088 --> 01:00:02,255
(zapping)

1155
01:00:03,742 --> 01:00:05,830
- [VH] Princess, meet me
in the command center.

1156
01:00:05,830 --> 01:00:08,310
I have something you'll
be very interested to see.

1157
01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:10,204
- [Kali] Haven't I already seen it, VH?

1158
01:00:10,204 --> 01:00:13,463
And touched it, tasted it,

1159
01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:16,700
guided it deep inside me--

1160
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:17,790
- [VH] Not that!

1161
01:00:17,790 --> 01:00:18,900
- No?

1162
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,973
Sad, I'll be on deck shortly.

1163
01:00:30,050 --> 01:00:31,700
- Move it out, Wrathcheld,

1164
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,650
you're gonna get to meet our leader.

1165
01:00:33,650 --> 01:00:36,749
- Your leader, the Princess eh,

1166
01:00:36,749 --> 01:00:41,000
I would separate her pretty
head from her soft shoulders

1167
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,510
with a flick of my wrist
if I get close enough.

1168
01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:46,250
- Watch your mouth, melonhead.

1169
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:49,620
- Make one move and you're
dead on the spot, understand?

1170
01:00:49,620 --> 01:00:52,250
- You bumbling rubes don't know half

1171
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,740
of what the Archons are capable of.

1172
01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:58,823
But you'll find out, oh, you'll find out.

1173
01:01:05,569 --> 01:01:08,960
- Comrades, it is
necessary to eliminate talk

1174
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,200
that we have the endless
option to retreat,

1175
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,930
that we have a lot of territory,

1176
01:01:14,930 --> 01:01:18,380
that outer space is great and rich,

1177
01:01:18,380 --> 01:01:21,080
that we have a large population

1178
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:24,220
and that bread always will be abundant.

1179
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:27,500
Such talk is false and parasitic.

1180
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,220
It weakens us and it benefits the enemy.

1181
01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,960
If we retreat even a step,

1182
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:36,410
we will will be without
bread, without fuel,

1183
01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:39,940
without metal, without raw materials

1184
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:42,750
and without armed vessels.

1185
01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:44,820
This leads to the conclusion.

1186
01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:49,328
It is now time to end this conflict

1187
01:01:49,328 --> 01:01:52,010
and the only way this conflict will end

1188
01:01:52,010 --> 01:01:54,910
is with our forward assault.

1189
01:01:54,910 --> 01:01:58,663
Not one step back, onward,
onwards to victory.

1190
01:02:00,710 --> 01:02:04,300
- If we can navigate into
the slipstream space here

1191
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:07,210
we'll be able to use the
dimensional sub-de-mean

1192
01:02:07,210 --> 01:02:11,070
of the alternate space time
for faster than light travel.

1193
01:02:11,070 --> 01:02:16,070
Or VH, you can tap into any
residual or dormant wifi signals

1194
01:02:16,790 --> 01:02:20,300
coming from the area and
teleport to the site instantly.

1195
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:21,970
- You really think we
can trust the implant

1196
01:02:21,970 --> 01:02:22,803
Jeckyll put in my head?

1197
01:02:22,803 --> 01:02:24,320
- Whoa, hold up.

1198
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,240
You let that doctor creep
stick something in your head?

1199
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,680
- It seemed like a good idea at the time.

1200
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,570
- Come close, Ally, and I'll
remove that head for you.

1201
01:02:34,570 --> 01:02:37,466
- Shut up or I'll smash you like a bug.

1202
01:02:37,466 --> 01:02:42,030
- I don't know for sure Dr.
Jeckyll's chip will work, VH,

1203
01:02:42,030 --> 01:02:45,300
but he was right about the prowess part.

1204
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,890
- Wait till next time.

1205
01:02:46,890 --> 01:02:48,777
I want you so fucking bad, Kali,

1206
01:02:48,777 --> 01:02:51,010
I'm gonna take you right here on this desk

1207
01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:52,150
if we don't get out of here.

1208
01:02:52,150 --> 01:02:52,983
- Woo!

1209
01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:58,249
(suspenseful music)

1210
01:03:01,190 --> 01:03:05,400
- General-ee-see-mo Stalin,
Wrathcheld is missing.

1211
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,496
- What do you mean he's missing, Crawley?

1212
01:03:08,496 --> 01:03:10,730
Archons don't just go missing

1213
01:03:10,730 --> 01:03:14,410
and certainly not Archons
the caliber of Wrathcheld.

1214
01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:17,360
- But he's not here and I'm telling you.

1215
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,560
What would you rather I do,

1216
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,690
look under a desk or something?

1217
01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:22,800
- Mind your tongue, sorceror.

1218
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,590
And if I discover your black
magic had a hand in this,

1219
01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:28,152
it is the gallows for you!

1220
01:03:28,152 --> 01:03:30,290
- Wouldn't be the first time, Joseph,

1221
01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:32,676
wouldn't be the first time.

1222
01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:35,970
- This is it comrades, zero hour.

1223
01:03:35,970 --> 01:03:39,290
Shoot down anyone and anything on site.

1224
01:03:39,290 --> 01:03:41,793
Shoot to kill, take no prisoners.

1225
01:03:42,698 --> 01:03:44,895
The time for mercy is through.

1226
01:03:44,895 --> 01:03:48,570
The time for parades and chalices is nigh.

1227
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,170
And from these golden chalices

1228
01:03:51,170 --> 01:03:54,167
shall pour the blood of our enemies!

1229
01:03:56,686 --> 01:03:58,936
(laughing)

1230
01:04:01,079 --> 01:04:03,412
(exploding)

1231
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:08,020
- [Kali] You know, the Earth looks

1232
01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:09,900
a lot like we left it out there.

1233
01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:12,190
I kind of miss home.

1234
01:04:12,190 --> 01:04:15,119
- Forget it, Princess, the air is poison.

1235
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,812
Nothing can live, nothing can grow.

1236
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:21,600
- You four has walked right into my trap.

1237
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,387
I told you the Archon mind is superior.

1238
01:04:24,387 --> 01:04:27,560
- I thought I told you
to zip it, pipsqueak.

1239
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,393
Now I'm gonna have to--

1240
01:04:28,393 --> 01:04:30,620
- Have to what, die?

1241
01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:32,690
For that is your only option.

1242
01:04:32,690 --> 01:04:34,510
You're all coming with me.

1243
01:04:34,510 --> 01:04:37,380
- Yeah, who's gonna make us?

1244
01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:41,110
- I am, of course,
Wrathcheld of the Archons.

1245
01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:44,110
Soon to be Wrathcheld the Great.

1246
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:45,920
- You are delusional.

1247
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:46,753
- And you're an idiot.

1248
01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:50,208
Do you actually believe the
sun god Ra would help you?

1249
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,470
You've been double crossed.

1250
01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:55,884
I've got the power of
the nucleus of Allies,

1251
01:04:55,884 --> 01:04:57,920
you three, in my clutches.

1252
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,973
And now humanity will
pay the ultimate price.

1253
01:05:04,790 --> 01:05:06,610
Welcome aboard Allies,

1254
01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:09,840
feel free to feast your
beady eyes on my vessel,

1255
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,880
this is what real space
headquarters look like.

1256
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,370
- You'll never get away
with this, Wrathcheld.

1257
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:16,310
You're mad!

1258
01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:18,070
- Quite the contrary.

1259
01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:21,820
Two Allies crazy, one Archon sane.

1260
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,203
Wait, where did the mascot go?

1261
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,820
(tense music)

1262
01:05:38,917 --> 01:05:40,660
- Heru, we're in trouble.

1263
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:42,760
- What's going on, Bigfoot?

1264
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,420
Where are you?

1265
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:48,100
- The Archons got Princess
Kali and VH but I escaped.

1266
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,707
I stole an Atlantian fighter

1267
01:05:49,707 --> 01:05:52,050
and I'm circling around the mothership.

1268
01:05:52,050 --> 01:05:56,060
- Heavens, I'll take
command of the Allied fleet

1269
01:05:56,060 --> 01:05:57,704
and join you, Bigfoot.

1270
01:05:57,704 --> 01:06:00,964
- Hurry, I don't know what
they're gonna do to 'em.

1271
01:06:00,964 --> 01:06:02,673
- [Heru] We're on our way.

1272
01:06:04,232 --> 01:06:06,982
(engine roaring)

1273
01:06:13,618 --> 01:06:15,831
- The Allies are dead ahead, comrades.

1274
01:06:15,831 --> 01:06:20,341
You know what to do!

1275
01:06:20,341 --> 01:06:21,674
Do as thou wilt.

1276
01:06:24,494 --> 01:06:26,661
(zapping)

1277
01:06:38,351 --> 01:06:42,210
- Ah, such quaint little rubber pipes.

1278
01:06:42,210 --> 01:06:45,793
Your mouths will look good
on a string around my neck.

1279
01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:48,050
- And you're gonna make
great space debris.

1280
01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:50,830
You want some of this, Exterminator?

1281
01:06:50,830 --> 01:06:51,770
Come and get it.

1282
01:06:51,770 --> 01:06:53,373
- Don't mind if I do.

1283
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,070
- Commander Wrathcheld,

1284
01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:06,812
our communications have been knocked out.

1285
01:07:06,812 --> 01:07:08,867
We've lost contact with the fleet.

1286
01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:12,210
- Well don't just stand there, text them.

1287
01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:14,530
- [Robot] Our wifi is down, sir.

1288
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:17,260
We have no way of
contacting anyone anywhere.

1289
01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:19,533
- Damn those Allies.

1290
01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:22,516
- This is it, the Archon's secret weapon,

1291
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:25,650
the 60 megaton kinetic space bomb.

1292
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:29,550
This plan might just be
crazy enough to work.

1293
01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:33,133
At this point, it's
our last and only hope.

1294
01:07:36,895 --> 01:07:39,062
(zapping)

1295
01:07:43,781 --> 01:07:46,114
(exploding)

1296
01:08:00,063 --> 01:08:03,060
- Princess Kali, I've got
the mothership's fuel tanks

1297
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:06,853
in my cross hairs, I'm taking the shot.

1298
01:08:06,853 --> 01:08:08,340
- No, Xio, no.

1299
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:09,891
The princess is aboard.

1300
01:08:09,891 --> 01:08:12,224
(exploding)

1301
01:08:14,866 --> 01:08:15,699
- Oh no.

1302
01:08:18,781 --> 01:08:20,114
- VH, my friend.

1303
01:08:26,128 --> 01:08:27,110
- No, our mothership is no more!

1304
01:08:29,766 --> 01:08:33,797
Our resources, our
technology, our battle plans!

1305
01:08:33,797 --> 01:08:36,047
Retreat, comrades, retreat!

1306
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,847
- God fucking damn it,
I came back for this?

1307
01:08:40,847 --> 01:08:43,680
Why do the fucking boars always win?

1308
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,590
May their mothers' decapitated heads

1309
01:08:45,590 --> 01:08:50,527
suck dripping manotaur cocks
in hell for all eternity.

1310
01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:53,140
- [VH] Are you sure we're safe riding

1311
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:55,310
in a 60 megaton kinetic space bomb

1312
01:08:55,310 --> 01:08:56,430
that's spinning out of control

1313
01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:58,650
to our Ally headquarters, Princess?

1314
01:08:58,650 --> 01:09:01,067
- [Kali] As safe as we can be, I suppose.

1315
01:09:01,067 --> 01:09:02,879
Are you nervous?

1316
01:09:02,879 --> 01:09:04,060
- [VH] A little.

1317
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:06,245
- [Kali] Me too.

1318
01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:08,230
What if it's feudal?

1319
01:09:08,230 --> 01:09:09,973
She's still so beautiful.

1320
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:11,940
- [VH] She?

1321
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,720
- [Kali] Planet Earth.

1322
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,047
- [VH] You grew up there, huh?

1323
01:09:15,047 --> 01:09:16,021
- [Kali] Yes.

1324
01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:18,680
And this is probably the
last time I'll ever see her.

1325
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:19,863
- [VH] Never say never.

1326
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:25,600
- [Kali] VH, what if this
is our last ride too?

1327
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,903
These may be our last moments alive.

1328
01:09:29,410 --> 01:09:31,660
- Princess Kali, you're alive!

1329
01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:33,470
- Yes Bort, I made it off

1330
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:35,700
the Archon mothership just in time.

1331
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:38,450
Along with our colleague, Mr. Van Helsing.

1332
01:09:38,450 --> 01:09:39,765
- Thank heavens.

1333
01:09:39,765 --> 01:09:43,850
If we had the time to install
our updated AI emotion cards

1334
01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:47,709
like we were supposed to
we'd be so happy to see you.

1335
01:09:47,709 --> 01:09:52,260
- Well, I'll feel happy
for us all, how about that?

1336
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,544
- Deal, where are you now, Ma?

1337
01:09:54,544 --> 01:09:56,574
- [Kali] That's what
I'm calling about, Bort.

1338
01:09:56,574 --> 01:09:59,400
I'm on VH's video risk communicator

1339
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,060
inside an Archon bomb that's
currently approaching you

1340
01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:03,870
at a high rate of speed.

1341
01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:06,832
- Oh dear, I see you on our radar.

1342
01:10:06,832 --> 01:10:10,490
You've just breached our
autonomous navigation radius.

1343
01:10:10,490 --> 01:10:11,323
- We're going to collide

1344
01:10:11,323 --> 01:10:13,570
in T-minus 17 seconds unless we can--

1345
01:10:13,570 --> 01:10:15,201
- Hook us and reel us in, carefully.

1346
01:10:15,201 --> 01:10:17,766
- [Bort] Yes, man, hold tight.

1347
01:10:17,766 --> 01:10:20,293
- [Kali] Don't worry, Bort, we are.

1348
01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:27,960
- Attention, you are now
entering the debarkation area.

1349
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:32,444
No talking, no smoking,
follow the red line.

1350
01:10:32,444 --> 01:10:34,640
You have the option to terminate

1351
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,110
and be cremated on the premises.

1352
01:10:37,110 --> 01:10:39,200
If you elect his option,

1353
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,160
notify the officer in
your processing area.

1354
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,810
- I'm so glad you two made it, VH.

1355
01:10:44,810 --> 01:10:47,820
I thought for sure you were space toast.

1356
01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:51,430
I mean, you ain't the Jack
Van Helsing I remember

1357
01:10:51,430 --> 01:10:54,230
and I ain't sure that I
trust the princess yet

1358
01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:57,546
but I'm really jazzed to see
you two are safe and sound.

1359
01:10:57,546 --> 01:11:00,510
- Thanks Foot, the feeling's mutual.

1360
01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:03,800
- Yeah buddy, and good catch
apprehending the Exterminator.

1361
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,920
Your lone actions have saved untold lives

1362
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,140
across countless galaxies.

1363
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:11,180
- That's right, and on behalf
of our entire Allied fleet

1364
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:13,018
if you'd like to officially join us,

1365
01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:16,510
there's a fighter ship reserved for you.

1366
01:11:16,510 --> 01:11:17,680
Just say the word.

1367
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,778
- Whoa, get out of here.

1368
01:11:19,778 --> 01:11:23,110
Me, a ranked Sasquatch?

1369
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:26,030
Oh, if Pa could see me now!

1370
01:11:26,030 --> 01:11:28,069
- Is that a yes, big guy?

1371
01:11:28,069 --> 01:11:30,430
- Can I sleep on it?

1372
01:11:30,430 --> 01:11:32,260
I was thinking of disappearing back

1373
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:35,120
into the woodwork of some
remote planet someplace.

1374
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,262
- Really?

1375
01:11:36,262 --> 01:11:38,394
- Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

1376
01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:41,270
- Understood, take all the time you need.

1377
01:11:41,270 --> 01:11:43,410
Let us know when you decide.

1378
01:11:43,410 --> 01:11:45,577
(buzzing)

1379
01:11:47,726 --> 01:11:48,660
(upbeat music)

1380
01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:52,203
- Good to see you back
where you belong, X15642.

1381
01:11:53,180 --> 01:11:55,110
I trust you find your new shatterproof

1382
01:11:56,008 --> 01:11:57,620
and blast resistant cell comfortable?

1383
01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,350
- You can put me in a cell

1384
01:11:59,350 --> 01:12:02,880
within a cell within a cell, Allies.

1385
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,670
Sooner or later I'll break free

1386
01:12:05,670 --> 01:12:08,690
and when I do you'll all pay.

1387
01:12:08,690 --> 01:12:10,170
- Not this time, X.

1388
01:12:10,170 --> 01:12:12,596
You're on a list for court
ordered implosion and recycling.

1389
01:12:12,596 --> 01:12:15,560
All we're waiting on is for the judge

1390
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,690
to sign the execution order.

1391
01:12:17,690 --> 01:12:20,800
- Then I'll see to it
that Archon black ops

1392
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,180
visits the judge in his quarters

1393
01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:25,687
and draws and corners him.

1394
01:12:25,687 --> 01:12:27,840
- That's so nice of you, X,

1395
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,840
but it's her honor's quarters

1396
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,530
and she's in an undisclosed location.

1397
01:12:33,530 --> 01:12:36,230
- We'll see if there's nothing else.

1398
01:12:36,230 --> 01:12:39,530
I was just in the middle
of a self upgrade.

1399
01:12:39,530 --> 01:12:41,230
- Self upgrade, mm-hmm,

1400
01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:45,318
be sure to wipe down the
glass when you're finished.

1401
01:12:45,318 --> 01:12:48,223
So long, X15642.

1402
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:56,134
- Drop dead, Princess.

1403
01:12:56,134 --> 01:12:58,551
(epic music)

1404
01:13:04,410 --> 01:13:05,780
- [Kali] Good workout.

1405
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:07,650
- [VH] Helps with tension.

1406
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,720
- [Kali] I can think of other
things to help with that.

1407
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,930
- Yeah, such as?

1408
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:16,630
- Why don't you kick back and
spread 'em and I'll show you.

1409
01:13:16,630 --> 01:13:19,460
- There you go, threatening
with a good time again.

1410
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:20,970
- What can I say?

1411
01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:23,650
We have to enjoy our
down time when we get it.

1412
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:25,390
- You're gonna get it alright.

1413
01:13:25,390 --> 01:13:27,529
Come here, Princess.

1414
01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:29,696
(beeping)

1415
01:13:30,558 --> 01:13:33,058
(metal music)

1416
01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:39,293
- Allies never rest.

1417
01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:46,290
- If this keeps up I'm gonna
need another clone of myself.

1418
01:13:46,290 --> 01:13:48,870
Until then, let's rock.