WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:14.834 --> 00:02:16.803 Doors are open, you know the deal. 4 00:02:18.638 --> 00:02:20.306 Come on, I'll get you a little pick-me-up. 5 00:02:20.306 --> 00:02:22.242 This isn't good. 6 00:02:22.242 --> 00:02:25.411 Well, this is. 7 00:02:26.546 --> 00:02:29.616 Best part of waking up, bourbon in your cup. 8 00:02:32.218 --> 00:02:34.220 -There you go, brother. -Thank you. 9 00:02:34.220 --> 00:02:36.489 Get any sleep last night? 10 00:02:50.570 --> 00:02:54.407 Tomorrow, tomorrow... 11 00:02:54.407 --> 00:02:58.811 tomorrow, 12 00:02:58.811 --> 00:03:03.483 creeps in this petty pace 13 00:03:03.483 --> 00:03:05.952 from day to day. 14 00:03:05.952 --> 00:03:09.789 On this spot in 2016, Michael slept it off. 15 00:03:09.789 --> 00:03:11.558 Last day with him. 16 00:03:11.558 --> 00:03:14.460 What's he gonna do, where is he gonna go? 17 00:03:14.460 --> 00:03:16.796 -I mean, come on. -That's actually a very good question. 18 00:03:16.796 --> 00:03:21.568 I can't imagine that dude functioning without this place, but... 19 00:03:21.568 --> 00:03:23.603 guess he'll have to figure it out. 20 00:03:28.641 --> 00:03:30.476 All right. 21 00:03:30.476 --> 00:03:32.245 -I'm sorry. -Aw. 22 00:03:32.245 --> 00:03:33.980 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 23 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:36.482 Come here. I'm sorry. 24 00:03:36.482 --> 00:03:38.418 -All right, buddy, no worries. -Thank you. 25 00:03:38.418 --> 00:03:39.686 Glad to see you among the living again. 26 00:03:39.686 --> 00:03:41.921 You look much better. 27 00:03:41.921 --> 00:03:44.224 You feeling any better? 28 00:03:44.224 --> 00:03:46.226 Sure, let's say yes. 29 00:03:46.226 --> 00:03:47.961 That's good. I didn't touch any of your stuff. 30 00:03:47.961 --> 00:03:50.730 I--I know, I didn't--I know. 31 00:03:50.730 --> 00:03:52.498 All right, buddy. 32 00:03:52.498 --> 00:03:54.601 -See you tomorrow. -I probably... 33 00:03:56.970 --> 00:03:59.472 That's a lot more sun than I usually see. 34 00:03:59.472 --> 00:04:01.741 -What's the--um... -Sorry. 35 00:04:01.741 --> 00:04:03.977 Fucking last day in paradise, huh? 36 00:04:03.977 --> 00:04:05.878 Honestly, what does this bar make? 37 00:04:05.878 --> 00:04:13.853 So you're going down--so you're going down to $85 a day, who cares? 38 00:04:13.853 --> 00:04:17.624 -Stay open. -Probably gonna turn into a CVS anyway. 39 00:04:17.624 --> 00:04:20.793 All right, anyway. 40 00:04:20.793 --> 00:04:22.962 I'm going to go get the decorations. 41 00:04:22.962 --> 00:04:24.564 All right, please do. 42 00:04:24.564 --> 00:04:26.966 -Oh, lookie-lou. -Good morning. 43 00:04:26.966 --> 00:04:30.403 I can't believe John's here, I can't believe it. 44 00:04:30.403 --> 00:04:31.804 What are the odds? Oh, and he has doughnuts! 45 00:04:31.804 --> 00:04:34.407 Look at that! Ask and ye shall receive! 46 00:04:34.407 --> 00:04:37.910 -Forget the sandwich. -Fuck the sandwich! 47 00:04:37.910 --> 00:04:39.912 -Give me the fucking doughnuts! -Good man. 48 00:04:39.912 --> 00:04:42.815 John, just in the nick of time, coming through with doughnuts. 49 00:04:42.815 --> 00:04:45.051 Oh, God, this thing weighs about 40 pounds. 50 00:04:45.051 --> 00:04:47.320 I really do have to go get the decorations. 51 00:04:47.320 --> 00:04:48.721 Try not to hurt yourself. 52 00:04:48.721 --> 00:04:50.023 -How are you doing today, man? -Good. 53 00:04:50.023 --> 00:04:51.291 Can you put that somewhere? 54 00:04:51.291 --> 00:04:52.725 Yeah, yeah, will do. 55 00:04:52.725 --> 00:04:57.330 -Do I want to know what's in there? -Nope. 56 00:04:57.330 --> 00:04:58.698 You know what they say at the airport? 57 00:04:58.698 --> 00:05:00.667 If you see something say something? 58 00:05:00.667 --> 00:05:03.670 The whole, like, unmarked bag situation? 59 00:05:03.670 --> 00:05:04.904 See nothing, saw nothing. 60 00:05:04.904 --> 00:05:10.843 For more on what's gonna happen, we go to Yasmeen Hassan. 61 00:05:10.843 --> 00:05:14.047 Now we are just a few hours away from Carnado. 62 00:05:14.047 --> 00:05:17.817 If you're heading south on the 15, and you need to head off in that general direction, 63 00:05:17.817 --> 00:05:21.020 I would hop off at Lake Mead and then take MLK over 64 00:05:21.020 --> 00:05:22.989 and then that'll connect you over to 95. 65 00:05:22.989 --> 00:05:25.591 So, all of this starts at 10 p.m. tonight 66 00:05:25.591 --> 00:05:28.061 and it's going to stay in place until February. 67 00:05:28.061 --> 00:05:30.897 You really hit the ground running today, Michael. 68 00:05:30.897 --> 00:05:34.600 I--I know we're making fun, but... 69 00:05:36.736 --> 00:05:39.439 -Aren't we always? -I pride myself... 70 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:46.979 I pride myself on not having become an alcoholic 71 00:05:46.979 --> 00:05:50.450 until after I was already a failure, 72 00:05:50.450 --> 00:05:52.719 because alcoholic failures are boring. 73 00:05:52.719 --> 00:05:54.387 That's actually... 74 00:05:54.387 --> 00:05:59.392 And I ruined my life sober, 75 00:05:59.392 --> 00:06:02.762 and then I came to you. 76 00:06:02.762 --> 00:06:05.998 We got you at the prime-- we got you at the prime of your life, man. 77 00:06:05.998 --> 00:06:08.668 So you're saying the alcohol didn't ruin your life. 78 00:06:08.668 --> 00:06:13.806 Keith Richards looks at you and wonders how you're still alive. 79 00:06:27.553 --> 00:06:30.823 That was the sound of your point being rejected by the judges. 80 00:06:30.823 --> 00:06:33.159 -That is... -We're going to have to go to the judges. 81 00:06:33.159 --> 00:06:35.161 -Hello! -Brothers! 82 00:06:35.161 --> 00:06:37.563 You're just in time for the not-party. 83 00:06:37.563 --> 00:06:40.066 We're not having fun in celebration of not closing. 84 00:06:40.066 --> 00:06:42.402 Hey, I'm leaving, I'll catch you all later. 85 00:06:42.402 --> 00:06:43.936 Like, what else is new? Welcome to the rant. 86 00:06:43.936 --> 00:06:45.605 -Michael's just getting started. -Oh my God. 87 00:06:45.605 --> 00:06:47.940 All right, this is--this is--this is-- 88 00:06:47.940 --> 00:06:50.009 I'm really almost done. 89 00:06:50.009 --> 00:06:53.679 -You look good. -Not yet, but I wish I was. 90 00:06:55.915 --> 00:07:01.421 Success is not something that you're responsible for. 91 00:07:01.421 --> 00:07:05.057 You know, success will happen or it won't happen, 92 00:07:05.057 --> 00:07:07.560 largely due to forces outside your control. 93 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:09.695 -Really? -Largely, not exclusively. 94 00:07:09.695 --> 00:07:12.832 There are people who can bull their way through to success. 95 00:07:12.832 --> 00:07:14.934 -But by and large... -Hard work and all that. 96 00:07:14.934 --> 00:07:19.839 By and large, it's a matter of luck and timing and... 97 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:24.911 All right, thank you, at least there's one point. 98 00:07:24.911 --> 00:07:28.581 So all you can do, 99 00:07:28.581 --> 00:07:31.951 all you can be responsible for, 100 00:07:31.951 --> 00:07:36.856 is not becoming a joke 101 00:07:36.856 --> 00:07:39.459 before you go. 102 00:07:39.459 --> 00:07:40.526 And... 103 00:07:40.526 --> 00:07:42.094 Oh, shit. 104 00:07:42.094 --> 00:07:48.000 Jesus, Lowell. Fuck you, man. 105 00:07:50.136 --> 00:07:52.004 Fucking asshole. 106 00:07:52.004 --> 00:07:54.907 A new car! 107 00:07:54.907 --> 00:07:56.676 Thank you so much. 108 00:07:59.078 --> 00:08:01.247 Mark-Paul Gosselaar... 109 00:08:05.251 --> 00:08:06.819 Y'all remember Wolfman? 110 00:08:06.819 --> 00:08:09.155 Hell yeah. 111 00:08:09.155 --> 00:08:10.857 -Oh my gosh. -Oh, look, we got the-- 112 00:08:10.857 --> 00:08:13.226 Can I get--can I get some more coffee, please? 113 00:08:13.226 --> 00:08:16.629 -Michael. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 114 00:08:16.629 --> 00:08:18.764 You're a man of small--little words. 115 00:08:18.764 --> 00:08:23.703 Well then string up some goddamn tape, you got the party shit right there. 116 00:08:23.703 --> 00:08:26.272 Here, blow some of these up. 117 00:08:26.272 --> 00:08:29.709 Ain't gonna happen. I got no lungs. 118 00:08:29.709 --> 00:08:34.780 Well, I don't scare easy, but God dammit, that Carnado is scaring the piss out of me. 119 00:08:36.015 --> 00:08:38.951 -I don't mind... -I heard that. 120 00:08:38.951 --> 00:08:42.655 You know, I woke up this morning, it was like, it's a nice sunny day. 121 00:08:42.655 --> 00:08:47.593 -It's on its way. -It's like we're all fucked, man, you know? 122 00:08:47.593 --> 00:08:51.531 And the world's largest gift shop just got sold. 123 00:08:51.531 --> 00:08:54.100 This place is fucking shutting down. 124 00:08:54.100 --> 00:08:55.835 Well, they saw Carnado coming. 125 00:08:55.835 --> 00:08:57.803 That's it, yeah, yeah, that's it. You got it. 126 00:08:57.803 --> 00:09:00.206 The Bonanza Gift and Souvenir Shops sold. 127 00:09:00.206 --> 00:09:04.610 You know, I don't even care about this town anymore. 128 00:09:04.610 --> 00:09:06.779 -They're losing their character. -I hear you, I hear you, dude. 129 00:09:06.779 --> 00:09:10.550 -The world, it's... -Fucking Celine Dion can have it, I'm moving. 130 00:09:14.554 --> 00:09:15.755 Stay right there. 131 00:09:16.789 --> 00:09:18.157 Stay right there. 132 00:09:20.026 --> 00:09:24.030 I'm gonna--I want to see if they'll come here. 133 00:09:24.030 --> 00:09:25.798 I know, I'm working on it. 134 00:09:25.798 --> 00:09:27.099 I'm sorry. 135 00:09:30.202 --> 00:09:37.109 Listen to this, Michael. Write it down in your precious little notebook that I won't touch. 136 00:09:37.109 --> 00:09:41.280 ♪ You got to know when to hold 'em ♪ 137 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:44.350 ♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪ 138 00:09:44.350 --> 00:09:47.119 ♪ Know when to walk away ♪ 139 00:09:47.119 --> 00:09:49.021 ♪ And know just when to run ♪ 140 00:09:49.021 --> 00:09:52.925 -Or shut the fuck up. -♪ You never count your money 141 00:09:52.925 --> 00:09:56.028 when you're sitting at the table ♪ 142 00:09:56.028 --> 00:09:59.799 ♪ There'll be time enough for counting ♪ 143 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:01.634 ♪ When the dealing's done ♪ 144 00:10:01.634 --> 00:10:04.136 Yeah, yeah! 145 00:10:04.136 --> 00:10:08.975 -All right. -I did, I listened to every bit of it. 146 00:10:08.975 --> 00:10:12.612 Thank you, 20's, it's been a good God knows how many fucking years. 147 00:10:12.612 --> 00:10:13.946 But I'm out. 148 00:10:13.946 --> 00:10:16.349 I'm gonna take this here guitar, 149 00:10:16.349 --> 00:10:19.051 go out to Reno and make dozens of dollars. 150 00:10:19.051 --> 00:10:21.787 -Well, that certainly helps. -Did you bring your cello? 151 00:10:21.787 --> 00:10:24.357 No, you know I don't bring that shit near you animals. 152 00:10:24.357 --> 00:10:26.292 American Pie! 153 00:10:26.292 --> 00:10:30.730 So, Marc, when you become rich and famous, you gonna share? 154 00:10:30.730 --> 00:10:32.164 -Huh? -Yeah. 155 00:10:32.164 --> 00:10:33.899 -You gonna share? -Share what? 156 00:10:33.899 --> 00:10:35.034 -When you become rich and famous? -Your money. 157 00:10:35.034 --> 00:10:38.638 -Yeah, I'll bring you guys a couple bucks. -Hundredaire? 158 00:10:38.638 --> 00:10:41.741 Don't forget, that's all I'm saying. 159 00:10:41.741 --> 00:10:43.643 You're the man, you're the man. 160 00:10:43.643 --> 00:10:48.881 It's another word for a crucifix or cross. 161 00:10:48.881 --> 00:10:51.984 -Good. -What the fuck is that? 162 00:10:51.984 --> 00:10:59.358 Watch classic black and white comedy shorts on Crackle.com from this trio, 163 00:10:59.358 --> 00:11:02.061 like "Cactus Makes Perfect." 164 00:11:02.061 --> 00:11:05.731 -Yes. -Three of a Kind for $800. 165 00:11:05.731 --> 00:11:07.800 You got me there. 166 00:11:07.800 --> 00:11:12.138 -Oh! -...appear in this book of the Old Testament. 167 00:11:12.138 --> 00:11:15.341 -Daniel, right. -Three of a Kind for $1000. 168 00:11:15.341 --> 00:11:17.043 Are we the smartest people alive? 169 00:11:17.043 --> 00:11:20.680 The pop music needs to come back on. 170 00:11:20.680 --> 00:11:22.448 -...who determined human destiny. -He picked eight. 171 00:11:22.448 --> 00:11:24.316 -The muses? -The fates. 172 00:11:24.316 --> 00:11:28.454 What are we watching this for, to feel stupider? 173 00:11:28.454 --> 00:11:32.358 I already had to deal with these clowns. 174 00:11:32.358 --> 00:11:34.960 Alex Trebek, you smug son of a bitch. 175 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:39.365 Sherwin-Williams Fireweed is close. 176 00:11:39.365 --> 00:11:43.102 -Yes. -Native Americans for $200. 177 00:11:43.102 --> 00:11:46.105 The name of this tribe, the USA's largest, 178 00:11:46.105 --> 00:11:48.974 comes from a word meaning "planted fields," 179 00:11:48.974 --> 00:11:51.043 since they were farmers. 180 00:11:53.713 --> 00:11:57.116 U.S.'s largest tribe, the Navajo. 181 00:12:09.128 --> 00:12:12.298 I know you gotta shave in the sink in the morning, 182 00:12:12.298 --> 00:12:14.133 but make sure you rinse down the hair. 183 00:12:14.133 --> 00:12:17.369 -It's okay! -No, I'm sorry, man. 184 00:12:17.369 --> 00:12:20.005 That's all right, man, you look good, you look good. 185 00:12:20.005 --> 00:12:27.379 I finished my sandwich, I'm saving a little bit for later on. 186 00:12:27.379 --> 00:12:33.986 Okay. Jeez, you guys are really knocking these signs out the park. 187 00:12:33.986 --> 00:12:38.224 We're gonna have a lesson in handwriting as soon as we're done. 188 00:12:38.224 --> 00:12:43.028 I never thought I'd say it, but Lowell's got the best handwriting so far. 189 00:12:43.028 --> 00:12:46.899 You know what, I'm gonna tell y'all a little joke. 190 00:12:46.899 --> 00:12:49.301 Alright, tell me your joke. 191 00:12:49.301 --> 00:12:51.904 -Ready for it. -Okay. 192 00:12:51.904 --> 00:12:54.073 I'm gonna tell you something. 193 00:12:54.073 --> 00:12:57.510 You can root high and die a poor pig. 194 00:12:58.477 --> 00:13:04.083 And a heap see, but a few know what's going on. 195 00:13:04.083 --> 00:13:06.152 Now listen to what I said. 196 00:13:06.152 --> 00:13:08.320 A heap of people see, 197 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.389 but a few know what's going on. 198 00:13:10.389 --> 00:13:11.991 -A "frew"? -We know what's going on. 199 00:13:11.991 --> 00:13:13.826 -A fruit? -The Carnado's... 200 00:13:13.826 --> 00:13:17.196 I ain't said no fruit. 201 00:13:17.196 --> 00:13:21.801 You--you act like you got carbonation milk behind your ears. 202 00:13:21.801 --> 00:13:24.303 I said a few. 203 00:13:24.303 --> 00:13:28.073 -A few. -Okay, okay, is this like a riddle? 204 00:13:28.073 --> 00:13:29.942 Uh, no. 205 00:13:29.942 --> 00:13:33.145 F-E-W. 206 00:13:33.145 --> 00:13:35.815 A few know what's going on. 207 00:13:35.815 --> 00:13:39.952 -A few know what's going on. -So could you say the whole thing again? 208 00:13:39.952 --> 00:13:42.822 A heap see but a few know...what's going on. 209 00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:46.225 A heap of people see but a few people know what's going on. 210 00:13:46.225 --> 00:13:52.364 A heap of people see, but a few know what's going on. 211 00:13:52.364 --> 00:14:00.472 -That's sage wisdom. -Yeah, say it inside out, then it will be like Yoda. 212 00:14:00.472 --> 00:14:02.107 -Right, you have to reverse everything. -Yes. 213 00:14:02.107 --> 00:14:03.175 I can say it backwards. 214 00:14:03.175 --> 00:14:04.977 Everybody sees but... 215 00:14:21.861 --> 00:14:26.532 ...fall to pieces... 216 00:14:32.271 --> 00:14:34.874 ...again... 217 00:14:36.942 --> 00:14:39.945 Buttons, the whole fucking thing is about buttons now. 218 00:14:39.945 --> 00:14:42.248 All right. 219 00:14:42.248 --> 00:14:45.017 You ain't about to close, are you, yet? 220 00:14:45.017 --> 00:14:46.585 Uh, yeah, but just for you, man. 221 00:14:46.585 --> 00:14:47.653 Everyone else can stay. 222 00:14:47.653 --> 00:14:49.154 I love you, man. 223 00:14:49.154 --> 00:14:55.160 I think I'm getting a call from someone who needs a beer, 224 00:14:55.160 --> 00:14:58.264 -but the unfortunate thing is... -I won't do that anymore, maybe. 225 00:14:58.264 --> 00:15:00.933 Senses. 226 00:15:00.933 --> 00:15:03.569 That's something I appreciate. 227 00:15:03.569 --> 00:15:06.038 -Yeah. -You wake up in the morning 228 00:15:06.038 --> 00:15:08.107 and you go outside, 229 00:15:08.107 --> 00:15:13.178 and you smell the dew on the grass and it has a real-- 230 00:15:13.178 --> 00:15:15.180 to me, a very nice smell. 231 00:15:15.180 --> 00:15:20.419 It awakens your senses, and all of a sudden, 232 00:15:20.419 --> 00:15:23.422 maybe you feel like you're just part of everything. 233 00:15:23.422 --> 00:15:25.591 Right, right. 234 00:15:25.591 --> 00:15:30.396 That--that is beauty, and actually, I-- you're making me realize 235 00:15:30.396 --> 00:15:33.332 I haven't smelled that smell in a long time. 236 00:15:33.332 --> 00:15:37.102 I--I don't know if that's 'cause I'm not waking up at the right time of day 237 00:15:37.102 --> 00:15:42.574 or because my sense of smell is shot, but I haven't smelled that in a long time. 238 00:15:42.574 --> 00:15:46.278 Me too. Every now and then, it works. 239 00:15:46.278 --> 00:15:49.281 But, um, when I first started being an actor, 240 00:15:49.281 --> 00:15:52.051 it's like I was always after truth, I was after truth, 241 00:15:52.051 --> 00:15:55.621 I wanted the truth of every scene, I wanted the truth of every line. 242 00:15:55.621 --> 00:15:58.157 You sucked every time, that's why no one hired you. 243 00:15:58.157 --> 00:16:01.994 After I'd been doing it for a while, 244 00:16:01.994 --> 00:16:04.596 um, I kind of realized that truth-- 245 00:16:04.596 --> 00:16:10.369 -Even if you did find it... -Bruce, you all right over there by your lonesome self? 246 00:16:10.369 --> 00:16:13.372 And so I started going after beauty instead. 247 00:16:13.372 --> 00:16:21.447 I--I started going after--I started going after what pleases the eye... 248 00:16:21.447 --> 00:16:24.216 Shoot yourself in the fucking forehead! 249 00:16:24.216 --> 00:16:26.018 Pleases the spine. 250 00:16:26.018 --> 00:16:30.322 -Your spine? Get a pistol and... -When something goes up the back of your spine. 251 00:16:30.322 --> 00:16:33.425 Get a pistol and shoot yourself! 252 00:16:33.425 --> 00:16:35.327 -What is that? -You're an idiot! 253 00:16:35.327 --> 00:16:37.730 Uh oh, somebody was not nice. 254 00:16:37.730 --> 00:16:39.431 -Ira. -Sorry. 255 00:16:39.431 --> 00:16:41.133 Yeah, yeah. And there is some truth to that... 256 00:16:41.133 --> 00:16:42.267 Dumbass. 257 00:17:00.786 --> 00:17:02.354 Huh? 258 00:17:04.723 --> 00:17:09.028 -What's it called? -Long Day's Journey into Night. 259 00:17:09.028 --> 00:17:11.363 That wasn't me! 260 00:17:11.363 --> 00:17:15.434 Is this a real thing, is this really happening? 261 00:17:15.434 --> 00:17:17.169 20's? 262 00:17:19.371 --> 00:17:21.040 Yes, it is. 263 00:17:22.274 --> 00:17:25.110 Thank you for asking how I'm doing. 264 00:17:25.110 --> 00:17:28.047 Thank you. What's going on? 265 00:17:31.150 --> 00:17:34.620 What do you--Ira, there's a call for you, homeboy. 266 00:17:34.620 --> 00:17:36.755 What--what's going on, what do you need? 267 00:17:41.360 --> 00:17:44.596 Yeah, hold on. Ira, you gotta go to work, dude. 268 00:17:44.596 --> 00:17:46.065 Where? 269 00:17:46.065 --> 00:17:50.702 Let me deal with him. I'll get him out the door, I promise. 270 00:17:50.702 --> 00:17:53.205 All right, thanks, bye. 271 00:17:53.205 --> 00:17:56.708 Ira, I got terrible news for you, man, which I also can't believe, 272 00:17:56.708 --> 00:18:00.145 but you're apparently supposed to be at work someplace right now. 273 00:18:00.145 --> 00:18:01.447 Where am I working at? 274 00:18:01.447 --> 00:18:02.481 All right. 275 00:18:02.481 --> 00:18:03.849 See, he believed me. 276 00:18:03.849 --> 00:18:06.318 It's probably the first person who did. 277 00:18:06.318 --> 00:18:07.386 Ira. 278 00:18:07.386 --> 00:18:09.121 What? 279 00:18:09.121 --> 00:18:11.223 You gotta go to work. 280 00:18:11.223 --> 00:18:12.658 Can I finish my drink first? 281 00:18:12.658 --> 00:18:15.227 You can take this one with you. 282 00:18:15.227 --> 00:18:18.130 Take this one with you. Which one do you want? 283 00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:20.232 Here, look, I'll pour it in a cup for you. 284 00:18:24.136 --> 00:18:26.238 Look, I don't like being the bearer of bad news. 285 00:18:26.238 --> 00:18:28.507 I don't like answering this phone for any reason, actually. 286 00:18:28.507 --> 00:18:31.877 Where do I gotta work at? 287 00:18:31.877 --> 00:18:34.379 -Huh? -Where do I gotta work at? 288 00:18:34.379 --> 00:18:36.148 Can we get subtitles on him? 289 00:18:36.148 --> 00:18:38.217 Where has he gotta work at? 290 00:18:38.217 --> 00:18:45.824 And maybe find a travel agent, 'cause they have all the inside information. 291 00:18:45.824 --> 00:18:51.697 There are so many choices to consider, from the style of the cruise to the destination. 292 00:18:51.697 --> 00:18:54.133 Uh, I have a strategy to cruising, Sean. 293 00:18:54.133 --> 00:18:57.803 Okay, I get onboard, I go to my room, I drop my luggage. 294 00:18:57.803 --> 00:19:03.475 -Then, I'm out of the room, I'm out. -No, we gotta do a run... 295 00:19:03.475 --> 00:19:06.311 Hey, Felix, what kind of deals you got for me today, man? 296 00:19:06.311 --> 00:19:10.415 This deals, that deals, drug deals. 297 00:19:10.415 --> 00:19:15.787 Well, there's a bit of a rush right now, so I'll try to hold your chair for you. 298 00:19:25.430 --> 00:19:26.865 Can I give you a hand? 299 00:19:26.865 --> 00:19:28.567 Which way is the bathroom? 300 00:19:28.567 --> 00:19:30.235 It's on the left. 301 00:19:30.235 --> 00:19:31.837 -To the left. -Hell yeah. 302 00:19:31.837 --> 00:19:33.305 Second door on the left. 303 00:19:33.305 --> 00:19:37.309 See, when you in a platoon, 304 00:19:37.309 --> 00:19:42.848 I don't care what color, race you is, it don't have nothing to do with that. 305 00:19:42.848 --> 00:19:45.884 -No. -Like, you in my platoon with me, 306 00:19:45.884 --> 00:19:47.486 and something happen to you, 307 00:19:47.486 --> 00:19:48.854 and you get killed, 308 00:19:48.854 --> 00:19:52.357 it's like something died in me, 309 00:19:52.357 --> 00:19:54.860 'cause you were my friend. 310 00:19:54.860 --> 00:19:57.462 You had my back and I had yours. 311 00:19:57.462 --> 00:19:58.597 So... 312 00:20:00.866 --> 00:20:03.869 You supposed to feel glad about it? 313 00:20:03.869 --> 00:20:06.972 No, I didn't feel glad about it. 314 00:20:06.972 --> 00:20:08.974 A lot of 'em didn't come back. 315 00:20:08.974 --> 00:20:11.243 A whole bunch of 'em. 316 00:20:11.243 --> 00:20:13.579 I lost count. 317 00:20:13.579 --> 00:20:15.981 But I made it back. 318 00:20:15.981 --> 00:20:17.482 My man. 319 00:20:18.984 --> 00:20:20.552 Marc? 320 00:20:20.552 --> 00:20:22.387 I might be calling you. 321 00:20:22.387 --> 00:20:25.257 Yeah, all right. Well, let me know, I'm ready. 322 00:20:26.892 --> 00:20:28.760 Is it someone in the building? 323 00:20:30.295 --> 00:20:32.231 God dammit, Lowell. 324 00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:38.870 Hey, we'll put--we'll put the cab ride on the bar, how's that sound? 325 00:20:38.870 --> 00:20:40.872 It's been nice, man. 326 00:20:40.872 --> 00:20:42.241 I'm fucked up. 327 00:20:42.241 --> 00:20:43.575 I know. 328 00:20:43.575 --> 00:20:45.911 They--they got you covered. 329 00:20:45.911 --> 00:20:50.415 You know what I remember about this place? 330 00:20:50.415 --> 00:20:52.351 You're good, you're good. 331 00:20:52.351 --> 00:20:55.721 Ira, Ira, you can't sit back down. 332 00:20:55.721 --> 00:20:57.956 -I'm good. -You can't sit back down. 333 00:20:57.956 --> 00:21:00.259 It's time to go. 334 00:21:00.259 --> 00:21:03.395 -Your beer is finished. -It's all gone, yeah. 335 00:21:03.395 --> 00:21:06.331 You finished everything. 336 00:21:06.331 --> 00:21:08.533 -Ira, it's over. -Okay. 337 00:21:08.533 --> 00:21:10.502 That's it for the day. 338 00:21:10.502 --> 00:21:12.671 That's it for the day. Come on. 339 00:21:12.671 --> 00:21:13.939 Come on. 340 00:21:13.939 --> 00:21:15.040 Straight out. 341 00:21:15.040 --> 00:21:16.508 Yeah, you're getting there, bud. 342 00:21:16.508 --> 00:21:18.310 Let's do it. 343 00:21:22.681 --> 00:21:23.949 Little bit further. 344 00:21:23.949 --> 00:21:25.751 -Good man. -I know. 345 00:21:25.751 --> 00:21:28.520 Little bit further. 346 00:21:28.520 --> 00:21:32.324 Hey, can we get that car for Ira? 347 00:21:32.324 --> 00:21:34.026 Alright... 348 00:21:34.026 --> 00:21:36.695 Will I see you tomorrow? 349 00:21:36.695 --> 00:21:37.729 See you tomorrow? 350 00:21:37.729 --> 00:21:39.498 Who the fuck knows, bro? 351 00:21:39.498 --> 00:21:41.733 Well, I'll be here if you'll be here. 352 00:21:41.733 --> 00:21:43.969 Good luck, man. 353 00:21:54.579 --> 00:21:56.682 -No. -It's the last fucking day. 354 00:21:56.682 --> 00:21:58.617 I can fuck with him. 355 00:21:58.617 --> 00:22:03.789 -I'm pleased we all know the rules to this game. -I'm a paying customer here, aren't I? 356 00:22:03.789 --> 00:22:07.659 If it's the last day, then you get berated all day. 357 00:22:07.659 --> 00:22:09.995 If you sing this good, I won't ever insult you again. 358 00:22:09.995 --> 00:22:13.865 I'm not gonna sing this well, are you kidding me? 359 00:22:13.865 --> 00:22:16.468 Well, don't make him sing. 360 00:22:16.468 --> 00:22:18.003 -He's starting. -No pressure. 361 00:22:18.003 --> 00:22:19.338 Come on! 362 00:22:19.338 --> 00:22:20.672 Let him sing if he wants to. 363 00:22:20.672 --> 00:22:22.574 -Go ahead on. -Shh! 364 00:22:22.574 --> 00:22:25.610 -You can sing. -You don't want that. 365 00:22:25.610 --> 00:22:29.915 ♪ I was all right for a while ♪ 366 00:22:29.915 --> 00:22:35.654 ♪ I could smile for a while ♪ 367 00:22:35.654 --> 00:22:38.123 ♪ Then I saw you last night ♪ 368 00:22:38.123 --> 00:22:40.892 ♪ Held my hand so tight ♪ 369 00:22:40.892 --> 00:22:44.796 ♪ As you stopped to say "Hello" ♪ 370 00:22:45.964 --> 00:22:48.734 ♪ Though you wished me well ♪ 371 00:22:48.734 --> 00:22:52.671 ♪ You couldn't tell ♪ 372 00:22:52.671 --> 00:22:58.577 ♪ I'd been crying over you ♪ 373 00:22:58.577 --> 00:23:02.581 ♪ Crying over you ♪ 374 00:23:02.581 --> 00:23:04.516 He's almost as good as the jukebox. 375 00:23:04.516 --> 00:23:06.451 He's pretty all right. 376 00:23:06.451 --> 00:23:07.753 He's not bad at all. 377 00:23:07.753 --> 00:23:10.989 I've missed you guys, I've missed it. 378 00:23:10.989 --> 00:23:14.426 I wanted to see you guys before this whole thing was over. 379 00:23:14.426 --> 00:23:17.662 You're gonna enjoy this shit, dude. 380 00:23:17.662 --> 00:23:20.065 ♪ Crying ♪ 381 00:23:20.065 --> 00:23:26.772 ♪ Crying, it's hard to understand ♪ 382 00:23:26.772 --> 00:23:30.776 ♪ That the touch of your hand ♪ 383 00:23:30.776 --> 00:23:33.011 ♪ Can start me crying ♪ 384 00:23:33.011 --> 00:23:35.547 Feel free to sing along. 385 00:23:35.547 --> 00:23:40.786 ♪ I thought that I was over you ♪ 386 00:23:40.786 --> 00:23:44.156 ♪ But it's true, so true ♪ 387 00:23:44.156 --> 00:23:47.926 Cheryl! ♪ I love you even more ♪ 388 00:23:47.926 --> 00:23:50.095 ♪ Than I did before ♪ 389 00:23:50.095 --> 00:23:54.766 ♪ But, Cheryl, what can I do? ♪ 390 00:23:54.766 --> 00:23:59.004 ♪ You don't love me ♪ 391 00:23:59.004 --> 00:24:04.176 ♪ And I'll always be ♪ 392 00:24:04.176 --> 00:24:06.178 Can't sing that high right now. 393 00:24:06.178 --> 00:24:08.613 ♪ Over you ♪ 394 00:24:08.613 --> 00:24:12.651 -♪ Crying over you ♪ -It's too high for me. 395 00:24:15.787 --> 00:24:19.991 And here's the other thing I want you to see that is very, very, very important. 396 00:24:19.991 --> 00:24:22.661 We are saying the same things. 397 00:24:22.661 --> 00:24:25.063 We are saying the same things, and if we calm down a little, 398 00:24:25.063 --> 00:24:27.632 we will recognize we're saying the same things. 399 00:24:30.001 --> 00:24:31.870 Yeah, there you go. 400 00:24:31.870 --> 00:24:33.472 Yeah, okay. 401 00:24:36.475 --> 00:24:37.943 Yeah, I should have given it another foot. 402 00:24:37.943 --> 00:24:39.711 Yeah. 403 00:24:39.711 --> 00:24:43.114 All right, let's do the same thing over here. 404 00:24:43.114 --> 00:24:44.850 Hey, Pam. 405 00:24:44.850 --> 00:24:46.952 Hey! 406 00:24:46.952 --> 00:24:48.854 -Where you at, darling? -Where's my honey bunny? 407 00:24:48.854 --> 00:24:50.689 Long time no see. 408 00:24:50.689 --> 00:24:52.924 -Looking for-- -Welcome to the party. 409 00:24:52.924 --> 00:24:54.926 -Thank you. -Did you see Michael's decorations? 410 00:24:54.926 --> 00:24:56.161 Look how good a job he's doing. 411 00:24:56.161 --> 00:24:58.697 -Wow. -Right? 412 00:24:58.697 --> 00:25:00.765 A special occasion, you know? 413 00:25:00.765 --> 00:25:02.267 Can I get a Bud Light please? 414 00:25:02.267 --> 00:25:03.535 Of course you can. 415 00:25:03.535 --> 00:25:05.036 Hi, yeah! 416 00:25:05.036 --> 00:25:07.539 I've been looking all over for you. 417 00:25:07.539 --> 00:25:10.275 Well, baby, you found me. 418 00:25:10.275 --> 00:25:11.643 You look so pretty. 419 00:25:11.643 --> 00:25:12.944 Can I sit in this chair? 420 00:25:12.944 --> 00:25:19.551 A government that is tone deaf to citizens. 421 00:25:19.551 --> 00:25:22.888 And they've got real hope on this guy. 422 00:25:22.888 --> 00:25:28.093 And I'm listening to people from my own community who are scared to death 423 00:25:28.093 --> 00:25:31.696 because they don't--they don't trust him. 424 00:25:31.696 --> 00:25:35.934 Why should all of our hope be in one person and not in each other? 425 00:25:35.934 --> 00:25:37.202 Oh, wait, that was yours. 426 00:25:37.202 --> 00:25:39.538 Sorry, man, I'm sorry. 427 00:25:42.274 --> 00:25:43.942 See how far it'll go. 428 00:25:43.942 --> 00:25:45.944 I can't wait to see who this is. 429 00:25:47.812 --> 00:25:50.682 -Rikki! -Oh my God. 430 00:25:50.682 --> 00:25:52.017 Rikki! 431 00:25:52.017 --> 00:25:53.552 Stop, you stop, you stop. 432 00:25:53.552 --> 00:25:55.654 -Oh my God, how are you? -Hi! 433 00:25:55.654 --> 00:25:57.088 Where else would you be? 434 00:25:57.088 --> 00:26:00.225 -We can drink now, Rikki's here. -What have you been up to? 435 00:26:00.225 --> 00:26:01.993 Well, um... 436 00:26:01.993 --> 00:26:04.095 oh my God, um... 437 00:26:04.095 --> 00:26:05.797 I--I'm working a lot. 438 00:26:05.797 --> 00:26:08.567 Um, I'm acting a little. 439 00:26:08.567 --> 00:26:11.970 -Yes. -And, uh, today I'm drinking a lot. 440 00:26:11.970 --> 00:26:13.972 High five! 441 00:26:13.972 --> 00:26:19.778 Fixing to go get me a nice, nice, little, juicy cocktail. 442 00:26:19.778 --> 00:26:21.913 Juicy cocktail! 443 00:26:34.926 --> 00:26:36.995 You look really spectacular. 444 00:26:36.995 --> 00:26:38.797 -You look really spectacular. 445 00:26:38.797 --> 00:26:40.332 -Those were the, uh, carnado-- -I work a lot. 446 00:26:40.332 --> 00:26:41.800 Yeah, you do. 447 00:26:41.800 --> 00:26:44.603 I work more than most, I'm happy. 448 00:26:44.603 --> 00:26:49.274 -I got till, like, five. -Oh, okay, all right, all right. 449 00:26:49.274 --> 00:26:51.209 It is awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome to see you. 450 00:26:51.209 --> 00:26:53.211 Yeah, no, I--when he told me you were in-- 451 00:26:53.211 --> 00:26:56.881 when he told me you were coming down, I was so fucking thrilled. 452 00:26:56.881 --> 00:26:58.650 -Yeah. -I was so fucking thrilled, 453 00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:00.285 'cause I--'cause I've missed you. 454 00:27:00.285 --> 00:27:04.155 And your sweetheart, you've been like five years, right? 455 00:27:04.155 --> 00:27:07.626 -No, eight years. -Eight years, eight years? 456 00:27:07.626 --> 00:27:09.094 Damn, I didn't-- 457 00:27:09.094 --> 00:27:11.029 -I know, time flies, doesn't it? -Oh, damn. 458 00:27:11.029 --> 00:27:14.099 And I've never--I don't think I've ever even met him. 459 00:27:14.099 --> 00:27:16.034 What's his name? 460 00:27:16.034 --> 00:27:17.736 -Brian. -Ryan or Brian? 461 00:27:17.736 --> 00:27:19.638 -Brian. -Brian, okay. 462 00:27:19.638 --> 00:27:22.040 Well, sooner or later, sooner or later... 463 00:27:32.751 --> 00:27:34.386 -I'm glad you came back. -I am the worst fucking... 464 00:27:34.386 --> 00:27:36.688 It's been waiting on you. 465 00:27:43.695 --> 00:27:46.197 -Just picked it up. -What did I say? 466 00:27:46.197 --> 00:27:48.199 -A lot has happened. -Yeah, yeah. 467 00:27:48.199 --> 00:27:50.201 Well, you and I haven't been in touch. 468 00:27:50.201 --> 00:27:52.070 Right. 469 00:27:52.070 --> 00:27:54.072 Are you still--are you still cooking? 470 00:27:54.072 --> 00:27:56.074 -Absolutely. -All right, I'll find you there. 471 00:27:56.074 --> 00:27:58.276 -You can come by. -I might, I might. 472 00:27:58.276 --> 00:28:00.078 -Definitely. -At least for a stop by. 473 00:28:00.078 --> 00:28:03.748 -Yes! -Okay, you know, I need your phone number, 474 00:28:03.748 --> 00:28:07.385 'cause I have--I lost that two cell phones ago. 475 00:28:07.385 --> 00:28:08.920 Well, you got me on Facebook. 476 00:28:08.920 --> 00:28:11.122 Yeah, that's true. 477 00:28:11.122 --> 00:28:12.857 All right, John's taking his pants off. 478 00:28:12.857 --> 00:28:14.259 Does anyone have a problem with that? 479 00:28:14.259 --> 00:28:15.894 John wants to take his pants off. 480 00:28:15.894 --> 00:28:18.463 John wants to take his pants off? 481 00:28:18.463 --> 00:28:19.731 All right. 482 00:28:19.731 --> 00:28:25.370 Okay, I feel like taking my pants off. 483 00:28:25.370 --> 00:28:27.472 Well, OK. I feel much better. Thank you, John. Feel much better. 484 00:28:27.472 --> 00:28:29.274 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, I know. 485 00:28:29.274 --> 00:28:31.976 What kind of a-- what kind of a party is it 486 00:28:31.976 --> 00:28:34.079 if an Australian guy doesn't take his pants off? 487 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:35.380 I've been saying that for years. 488 00:28:35.380 --> 00:28:38.917 Rikki, come on back after your show. 489 00:28:38.917 --> 00:28:45.056 All right. I'll sing a duet with you if you come back after your show. 490 00:28:45.056 --> 00:28:49.127 Okay, now if you're gonna threaten me, I'm not coming. 491 00:29:17.789 --> 00:29:19.224 It's the plumber. 492 00:29:19.224 --> 00:29:21.926 I've come to fix the sink. 493 00:29:22.994 --> 00:29:25.296 Shay, woo! 494 00:29:25.296 --> 00:29:26.297 Shay! 495 00:29:26.297 --> 00:29:29.167 -Hey. -There's my girl. 496 00:29:29.167 --> 00:29:30.301 How you doing? 497 00:29:30.301 --> 00:29:31.903 Did Rikki go out the back? 498 00:29:31.903 --> 00:29:33.404 -Hi sweetie. -Hey, how are you? 499 00:29:33.404 --> 00:29:34.839 How's my baby boy? 500 00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:36.307 -I love you. -He's good. 501 00:29:36.307 --> 00:29:38.042 Um, actually I'm pissed off at him. 502 00:29:38.042 --> 00:29:40.145 I tell you what, this is getting complicated. 503 00:29:40.145 --> 00:29:44.382 -Shay looks more motivated. -There we go. 504 00:29:44.382 --> 00:29:46.217 Here we go. 505 00:29:47.485 --> 00:29:54.526 And Marc's bartending career ends on a whimper rather than a bang. 506 00:29:54.526 --> 00:29:57.529 Yup, it was fun while it lasted, you bastards. 507 00:29:57.529 --> 00:29:58.930 There we go. 508 00:29:58.930 --> 00:30:01.800 I still want my fucking dance. 509 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:04.469 Uh, I want a pony but I'm not gonna get one anytime soon. 510 00:30:04.469 --> 00:30:06.471 If you shovel enough shit, you will. 511 00:30:06.471 --> 00:30:09.174 ♪ Waltzing Matilda ♪ 512 00:30:09.174 --> 00:30:16.247 ♪ Waltzing Matilda, something you'll come Waltzing Matilda with me ♪ 513 00:30:16.247 --> 00:30:22.187 ♪ And they sang and they danced as they something about a billa-bong ♪ 514 00:30:22.187 --> 00:30:27.992 ♪ You'll come Waltzing Matilda with me ♪ 515 00:30:27.992 --> 00:30:31.095 Don't forget your brown bag full of explosives. 516 00:30:31.095 --> 00:30:34.098 That was so cute. 517 00:30:34.098 --> 00:30:39.838 You gotta wait. We gotta do that shit all at the same time. 518 00:30:39.838 --> 00:30:40.939 -I can't wait. -We ready? 519 00:30:40.939 --> 00:30:42.240 I know how it works. 520 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:43.374 You gotta, you know. 521 00:30:43.374 --> 00:30:44.976 That is what I thought it was. 522 00:30:44.976 --> 00:30:46.077 Cheers. 523 00:30:46.077 --> 00:30:47.478 Wait, wait. 524 00:30:47.478 --> 00:30:49.013 You ready? 525 00:30:49.013 --> 00:30:50.381 -Cheryl. -Cheers, love you, babe. 526 00:30:50.381 --> 00:30:51.916 Love you too, sweetie. 527 00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:54.018 Yes, all right. 528 00:30:54.018 --> 00:30:55.954 Right. 529 00:30:55.954 --> 00:30:58.156 -Have a safe trip. -Fuck it. 530 00:30:58.156 --> 00:31:00.258 Safety first. 531 00:31:00.258 --> 00:31:01.993 -Safety first! -Yeah, darling. 532 00:31:01.993 --> 00:31:03.094 I'm out. 533 00:31:03.094 --> 00:31:04.562 Thank you. I'll take a hug. 534 00:31:04.562 --> 00:31:07.131 -Safety first. -Thank you, man. 535 00:31:07.131 --> 00:31:09.000 I'll be seeing all you weirdos again. 536 00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:10.535 Give me a hug, Pam. 537 00:31:10.535 --> 00:31:14.505 You've always been the sweetest bartender ever. 538 00:31:14.505 --> 00:31:18.343 It's all the booze I give you, that's why you like me. 539 00:31:18.343 --> 00:31:20.879 Marc, you're an asshole, but you're my asshole. 540 00:31:20.879 --> 00:31:23.248 Oh, I've always wanted to be your asshole. 541 00:31:41.633 --> 00:31:45.336 Can you get on all fours and let me ride you back? 542 00:31:45.336 --> 00:31:48.306 I want to--I want to spank you, ride the wild horse, 543 00:31:48.306 --> 00:31:51.442 'cause you're the wild horse of the whole fucking gang. 544 00:31:51.442 --> 00:31:53.011 We gonna spank you and ride the horse. 545 00:31:53.011 --> 00:31:54.345 Ooh yeah, ooh yeah! 546 00:31:54.345 --> 00:31:56.581 Stay close. 547 00:31:56.581 --> 00:31:58.650 Stay close and check in in two hours. 548 00:31:58.650 --> 00:32:00.652 You gonna be in the alley? 549 00:32:00.652 --> 00:32:02.120 -Hanging out? -Yeah. 550 00:32:02.120 --> 00:32:04.122 Do you understand what I said? 551 00:32:04.122 --> 00:32:06.925 Check in with me in two hours or I'll send 'em after you. 552 00:32:06.925 --> 00:32:11.996 And, Tra, if you see Pam out in the alley, head the other direction. 553 00:32:11.996 --> 00:32:13.197 Walk the other way. 554 00:32:13.197 --> 00:32:14.933 She's on a roll tonight. 555 00:32:14.933 --> 00:32:16.935 ...pull the wool over my eyes. 556 00:32:16.935 --> 00:32:21.072 I might decide to check in in two hours. 557 00:32:21.072 --> 00:32:23.942 If you don't, Tra, you know what's up. 558 00:32:23.942 --> 00:32:26.044 -Do what I said. -Cockblocked. 559 00:32:26.044 --> 00:32:28.279 That's what I heard. 560 00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.315 -That's your boy? -That's my boy. 561 00:32:32.216 --> 00:32:35.520 Oh yeah, he came in at 3 AM this morning. 562 00:32:35.520 --> 00:32:40.491 He came in at 3 AM this morning for the first time in his life, 563 00:32:40.491 --> 00:32:42.593 and looked at me like, "What?" 564 00:32:42.593 --> 00:32:47.498 but there's a no parking sign and a traffic cone in my backyard... 565 00:32:49.734 --> 00:32:51.970 ...with their names in Sharpie on it. 566 00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:57.241 But I know that they better not be out again, and I got the gate keys and they're not allowed to get it. 567 00:32:57.241 --> 00:33:03.381 And I'm putting those Coke bottles that are broke on top of it or something like them other people do. 568 00:33:03.381 --> 00:33:04.983 Oh! 569 00:33:04.983 --> 00:33:09.020 Like, I don't know what to do with him right now. 570 00:33:09.020 --> 00:33:11.522 All I can do is love him and worry. 571 00:33:11.522 --> 00:33:14.258 I worry for him out in the city, you know? 572 00:33:14.258 --> 00:33:15.460 Yeah. 573 00:33:17.662 --> 00:33:20.031 Hey bud, just giving you a call here, man. 574 00:33:20.031 --> 00:33:22.600 I just wanted to hear about your afternoon deal, man, 575 00:33:22.600 --> 00:33:24.535 what--what the deal was, 576 00:33:24.535 --> 00:33:27.438 see if you was able to get those good groceries. 577 00:33:27.438 --> 00:33:29.574 Hey Pete, you got the keys? 578 00:33:29.574 --> 00:33:31.442 -No. -That's it. 579 00:33:31.442 --> 00:33:35.279 Einstein trying to figure out how to shut off the lights. 580 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:36.781 So anyway, brother, give me a holler. 581 00:33:36.781 --> 00:33:39.050 Big believer in Murphy. 582 00:33:39.050 --> 00:33:40.618 Got it, let's go. 583 00:33:40.618 --> 00:33:46.124 That's it, dude. One at Sunny's, then I gotta hit up Lyla at the Can-Can. 584 00:33:46.124 --> 00:33:48.159 Okay. 585 00:33:48.159 --> 00:33:51.162 You must have some song you love more than any other. 586 00:33:51.162 --> 00:33:52.296 Everybody does. 587 00:33:52.296 --> 00:33:54.298 You like, uh... 588 00:33:54.298 --> 00:33:57.035 -Oh! -Oh, yeah, that "Jack Daniels, If You Please"? 589 00:33:57.035 --> 00:34:01.672 Wish y'all would pick something worth a damn. 590 00:34:01.672 --> 00:34:03.775 I miss bartending. 591 00:34:03.775 --> 00:34:05.176 I know you do, girl. 592 00:34:05.176 --> 00:34:07.178 -Sometimes. -I will miss it. 593 00:34:07.178 --> 00:34:08.379 You will, trust me. 594 00:34:08.379 --> 00:34:12.450 All right, now we're gonna have to wait for a minute 'cause this-- 595 00:34:12.450 --> 00:34:14.385 whatever this is is gonna have to finish playing. 596 00:34:14.385 --> 00:34:16.120 Okay, but I don't have to wear a hat. 597 00:34:16.120 --> 00:34:17.522 No, you don't have to wear a hat. 598 00:34:17.522 --> 00:34:20.591 That wasn't part of the deal. 599 00:34:20.591 --> 00:34:22.427 You're all right, baby. 600 00:34:23.327 --> 00:34:25.496 You're all right, baby. 601 00:34:26.764 --> 00:34:29.767 You gonna be all right tonight? 602 00:34:29.767 --> 00:34:33.204 -I'm gonna be fine. -Oh, don't--oh, man. 603 00:34:33.204 --> 00:34:34.305 Tired of being here. 604 00:34:34.305 --> 00:34:37.141 Nothing to hold me back anymore. 605 00:34:37.141 --> 00:34:40.678 He's gone, Tra's good, I'm ready. 606 00:34:41.746 --> 00:34:43.614 Been here too long. 607 00:34:45.383 --> 00:34:47.218 Man, and you got to do it too. 608 00:34:47.218 --> 00:34:49.220 -Gots to. -Got to. 609 00:34:49.220 --> 00:34:51.789 -I'm excited. -I was--I was able to do that 610 00:34:51.789 --> 00:34:54.459 and I just enjoyed the hell out of it. 611 00:34:54.459 --> 00:34:56.127 Where'd you go? 612 00:34:56.127 --> 00:34:58.229 Well, when I was... 613 00:34:59.697 --> 00:35:03.468 twenty-three maybe, two or three or four, two, three, four, 614 00:35:03.468 --> 00:35:09.373 and they put me--my first seven years, I had 27 different addresses, 615 00:35:09.373 --> 00:35:11.242 and they were all over the Southeast. 616 00:35:11.242 --> 00:35:13.845 And then I went to Los Angeles and Denver. 617 00:35:13.845 --> 00:35:16.647 It was hard on marriages, don't get me wrong, 618 00:35:16.647 --> 00:35:19.784 but it was fun like a sumbitch. 619 00:35:19.784 --> 00:35:23.321 How many times you been married? 620 00:35:23.321 --> 00:35:24.789 I... 621 00:35:24.789 --> 00:35:28.392 uh, legally twice. 622 00:35:28.392 --> 00:35:30.661 How many was pretend? 623 00:35:30.661 --> 00:35:35.299 It was like--it was like a couple, it was three or four or five? 624 00:35:35.299 --> 00:35:37.869 I would think, that would be my first guess. 625 00:35:37.869 --> 00:35:39.670 Jesus. 626 00:35:47.478 --> 00:35:52.316 You know, little mistakes like that are okay. 627 00:35:52.316 --> 00:35:54.485 It's okay to fuck up. 628 00:35:54.485 --> 00:35:56.487 It's okay to be wrong. 629 00:35:56.487 --> 00:36:00.691 It's okay, you just wipe the slate clean and... 630 00:36:00.691 --> 00:36:01.759 What did you write down? 631 00:36:01.759 --> 00:36:04.228 Pam, Pam? 632 00:36:04.228 --> 00:36:08.866 Pam, what did you write down on the board? 633 00:36:08.866 --> 00:36:13.871 The board that they erased, what did you write down that got erased? 634 00:36:13.871 --> 00:36:16.307 -Nothing! -Nothing, you had nothing you regretted? 635 00:36:16.307 --> 00:36:17.775 -No. -They wasted that board? 636 00:36:17.775 --> 00:36:20.311 When I was a kid, I wrote on the chalkboard, 637 00:36:20.311 --> 00:36:21.846 "What do you wanna do when you grow up?" 638 00:36:21.846 --> 00:36:23.648 I said, "Be immature." 639 00:36:23.648 --> 00:36:26.551 So I already wrote mine down when I was five. 640 00:36:26.551 --> 00:36:28.619 -What did you do? -Did they erase that? 641 00:36:28.619 --> 00:36:31.556 No, I was already immature. 642 00:36:31.556 --> 00:36:33.724 That was my dream in life. 643 00:36:33.724 --> 00:36:35.960 The American dream. 644 00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:38.529 Immature. 645 00:36:38.529 --> 00:36:41.232 That's me. 646 00:36:41.232 --> 00:36:44.569 Dumb blonde, stupid Pam. 647 00:36:44.569 --> 00:36:45.603 You know what? 648 00:36:45.603 --> 00:36:47.605 It's all good. 649 00:36:49.307 --> 00:36:54.412 I have more fun than all of y'all ever have in your life. 650 00:36:54.412 --> 00:36:55.780 I doubt that. 651 00:36:59.550 --> 00:37:01.385 Come on! 652 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:09.627 Kamari! 653 00:37:09.627 --> 00:37:12.563 Oh, that's my little brother! 654 00:37:12.563 --> 00:37:16.500 Hi darling, I'll be right with you. 655 00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:18.336 And that's my bigger brother. 656 00:37:18.336 --> 00:37:19.637 I ain't really that much bigger. 657 00:37:19.637 --> 00:37:21.339 -Uh huh. -I'm a little bit bigger. 658 00:37:21.339 --> 00:37:22.640 A little bit. 659 00:37:22.640 --> 00:37:24.775 How you doing, baby? 660 00:37:24.775 --> 00:37:27.245 You look so handsome. 661 00:37:27.245 --> 00:37:29.780 Thank you, I feel beautiful today. 662 00:37:29.780 --> 00:37:31.749 Good. 663 00:37:31.749 --> 00:37:33.351 God damn, you look awesome. 664 00:37:33.351 --> 00:37:35.353 -Hey darling. -Hi. 665 00:37:35.353 --> 00:37:37.388 -Thank you. -Those are for you? 666 00:37:39.390 --> 00:37:40.858 Last time I got the couch, 667 00:37:40.858 --> 00:37:42.893 but I don't know if she got the bed, 668 00:37:42.893 --> 00:37:44.962 'cause you didn't invite me to the bed. 669 00:37:44.962 --> 00:37:47.498 -The couch here? -Gave me the couch. 670 00:37:47.498 --> 00:37:49.267 His couch or this couch? 671 00:37:49.267 --> 00:37:50.801 Because this couch is my couch. 672 00:37:50.801 --> 00:37:53.304 No, he told me his couch. 673 00:37:56.674 --> 00:37:58.743 So what city is Melbourne, 674 00:37:58.743 --> 00:38:01.545 like, if you could compare it to, like, an American city? 675 00:38:01.545 --> 00:38:04.048 -New York. -New York, okay. 676 00:38:04.048 --> 00:38:06.350 All right. 677 00:38:06.350 --> 00:38:07.752 Doesn't sound bad though. 678 00:38:07.752 --> 00:38:08.919 I want to ask you something. 679 00:38:08.919 --> 00:38:10.988 -Okay. -Come here. 680 00:38:10.988 --> 00:38:13.891 I mean, just imagine New York in proximity to kangaroos. 681 00:38:13.891 --> 00:38:16.827 What's up with the brown bag? 682 00:38:16.827 --> 00:38:18.896 Don't ask about the brown bag. 683 00:38:18.896 --> 00:38:21.832 I'll get it from you at some point, 684 00:38:21.832 --> 00:38:23.301 and that will be that. 685 00:38:23.301 --> 00:38:33.811 I am part of the most fucking entitled, selfish, privileged generation ever to ruin the planet. 686 00:38:33.811 --> 00:38:39.450 And--yeah, I personally am a big loser on that one. 687 00:38:39.450 --> 00:38:42.887 I'm sorry, I--I overslept one morning and... 688 00:38:44.588 --> 00:38:48.059 I overslept one morning and the bottom fell out of manufacturing. 689 00:38:48.059 --> 00:38:49.827 I'm really sorry. 690 00:38:49.827 --> 00:38:53.731 Is it your fault that my Cadillac is so shitty? 691 00:38:53.731 --> 00:38:54.999 Uh, no, that wasn't me. 692 00:38:54.999 --> 00:38:56.334 That was my neighbor. 693 00:38:56.334 --> 00:38:57.835 Your neighbor? 694 00:38:57.835 --> 00:39:07.878 I--I listen to people bitch about how entitled and whiny and privileged twenty-somethings are, 695 00:39:07.878 --> 00:39:10.881 and fuck that, fuck that. 696 00:39:10.881 --> 00:39:17.855 The only way this planet is gonna survive maybe is if everybody my age and older dies 697 00:39:17.855 --> 00:39:19.990 before everything is destroyed. 698 00:39:19.990 --> 00:39:21.892 Not the planet, but the species. 699 00:39:21.892 --> 00:39:23.894 -You're right about-- -Whichever, the planet... 700 00:39:23.894 --> 00:39:26.597 The planet will go on happily without us, 701 00:39:26.597 --> 00:39:28.999 but, uh, you're right, for humans to do well, y'all need to go. 702 00:39:28.999 --> 00:39:32.636 If would mercy kill me tonight, that would be good. 703 00:39:34.772 --> 00:39:39.043 You know what, I'm gonna-- I got a few things I'm gonna say about it. 704 00:39:41.011 --> 00:39:45.383 Say I'm a trillionaire, billionaire, whatever. 705 00:39:45.383 --> 00:39:49.687 And I pay for all my campaigns... 706 00:39:49.687 --> 00:39:52.022 Don't need the money. 707 00:39:52.022 --> 00:39:56.060 Don't know a damn thing about politics. 708 00:39:56.060 --> 00:39:58.662 Do you think he will make a good president? 709 00:39:58.662 --> 00:40:00.931 I'm gonna tell you right--Trump. 710 00:40:00.931 --> 00:40:02.933 -Trump? -Yeah. 711 00:40:02.933 --> 00:40:04.668 You know what's gonna happen? 712 00:40:04.668 --> 00:40:06.670 Two things gonna happen. 713 00:40:06.670 --> 00:40:09.573 They will either impeach his ass 714 00:40:09.573 --> 00:40:12.943 or somebody gonna assassinate him just like they did Kennedy. 715 00:40:12.943 --> 00:40:16.747 -The thing-- -I'm--you--you're interrupting me. 716 00:40:16.747 --> 00:40:19.917 -I'm sorry. -I'm telling you what's gonna happen. 717 00:40:19.917 --> 00:40:21.519 Okay, I'm glad you know. 718 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:23.154 A heap see, but a few know. 719 00:40:23.154 --> 00:40:26.657 And I'm just telling you what I know. 720 00:40:26.657 --> 00:40:32.596 You got the United States sending them our firepower. 721 00:40:32.596 --> 00:40:34.098 -Good cooking? -Yeah. 722 00:40:34.098 --> 00:40:35.766 -Good company? -Yeah. 723 00:40:35.766 --> 00:40:37.067 -Some wine. -Plenty of beer. 724 00:40:37.067 --> 00:40:38.702 It's Thanksgiving every day. 725 00:40:38.702 --> 00:40:40.438 -Every day. -Every day. 726 00:40:40.438 --> 00:40:43.841 Every day. 727 00:40:43.841 --> 00:40:47.111 Fuck the turkey, let's eat some steak. 728 00:40:47.111 --> 00:40:50.714 Fuck the steak, let's drink some beer and smoke some weed 729 00:40:50.714 --> 00:40:52.783 and drink some beer. 730 00:40:52.783 --> 00:40:54.618 Tomorrow's another day. 731 00:40:54.618 --> 00:40:57.087 -Tomorrow's another day. -Tomorrow's another day. 732 00:40:57.087 --> 00:40:59.790 And let all these kids figure it out themselves, 733 00:40:59.790 --> 00:41:03.727 -But they're smoking weed and drinking beer too. -I know. 734 00:41:03.727 --> 00:41:05.896 But they're not listening to us. 735 00:41:05.896 --> 00:41:08.666 They never had it hard like we did. 736 00:41:08.666 --> 00:41:12.603 They never had to go out and milk the goats and go out and bail hay. 737 00:41:12.603 --> 00:41:16.607 -I never had it hard. -And they never had to fucking load hay bails. 738 00:41:16.607 --> 00:41:20.778 They never had to work like we did, none of them, not one of 'em. 739 00:41:20.778 --> 00:41:23.147 We worked hard. 740 00:41:23.147 --> 00:41:25.249 They don't even know what work is. 741 00:41:25.249 --> 00:41:27.918 God, how did that--how did that beer get so empty so fast? 742 00:41:27.918 --> 00:41:32.256 -'Cause when you get in the military, you can get a... -Same here, that's why I went. 743 00:41:32.256 --> 00:41:34.758 You can get a better education... 744 00:41:34.758 --> 00:41:37.161 Well, I mean, that's what they-- that's what the government like to sell us, 745 00:41:37.161 --> 00:41:39.163 like, "Come fight for us, we'll 'take care of you.'" 746 00:41:39.163 --> 00:41:41.232 -Not to fight, hey, just hang out. -Yeah. 747 00:41:41.232 --> 00:41:44.168 What it--what it was for me in 2000, 748 00:41:44.168 --> 00:41:47.505 "Hey, just hang out here, we're gonna teach you some cool skills, 749 00:41:47.505 --> 00:41:50.541 you'll get to serve your country, no wars." 750 00:41:50.541 --> 00:41:52.776 Last thing that happened was the Cole. 751 00:41:52.776 --> 00:41:54.712 You're fine, everything's fine. 752 00:41:54.712 --> 00:41:58.849 And then next thing you know, you're in war for 15 years. 753 00:41:58.849 --> 00:41:59.950 Yeah. 754 00:41:59.950 --> 00:42:01.018 Horseshit. 755 00:42:01.018 --> 00:42:03.954 Stupid wars, mostly. 756 00:42:03.954 --> 00:42:05.623 We liked it, though. 757 00:42:05.623 --> 00:42:07.091 It's good for a lot of people. 758 00:42:07.091 --> 00:42:09.693 It's good for people. I'm glad I did it. 759 00:42:09.693 --> 00:42:11.228 I learned a lot. 760 00:42:11.228 --> 00:42:14.632 You like it, I love it. 761 00:42:14.632 --> 00:42:16.166 I'm glad I did it. 762 00:42:25.009 --> 00:42:26.944 All right, boys, I'll be back. 763 00:42:32.216 --> 00:42:35.886 Twenty dollars, who's got Adderall? 764 00:42:35.886 --> 00:42:38.088 No one? No one's got Adderall? 765 00:42:40.057 --> 00:42:42.860 And why is it you need money again? 766 00:42:42.860 --> 00:42:44.261 Um, we need extra chips. 767 00:42:44.261 --> 00:42:45.629 Mm-hm. 768 00:42:45.629 --> 00:42:47.698 -Oh really? -I bet. 769 00:42:50.200 --> 00:42:53.270 I love you. I seen that cigar wrapper outside. 770 00:42:53.270 --> 00:42:55.239 You didn't see nothing. 771 00:42:58.108 --> 00:43:00.644 Thank you for checking in. 772 00:43:00.644 --> 00:43:02.713 I told you I'd check in. 773 00:43:02.713 --> 00:43:04.715 Clean out your fingernails. 774 00:43:04.715 --> 00:43:05.783 I know they're dirty. 775 00:43:05.783 --> 00:43:06.984 They're gross. 776 00:43:06.984 --> 00:43:09.820 I'm just glad I got to know you 777 00:43:09.820 --> 00:43:13.223 because you been right here on my heart ever since. 778 00:43:13.223 --> 00:43:16.260 And when you lost your wife... 779 00:43:16.260 --> 00:43:18.329 Listen. 780 00:43:18.329 --> 00:43:21.265 I don't want to go there and I don't want to hurt you. 781 00:43:21.265 --> 00:43:23.867 I lost my son, you lost her. 782 00:43:23.867 --> 00:43:25.703 We have stuff in common. 783 00:43:25.703 --> 00:43:28.739 The biggest thing that meant anything to us. 784 00:43:28.739 --> 00:43:32.209 And you've always been there. 785 00:43:32.209 --> 00:43:34.945 And I love her. 786 00:43:34.945 --> 00:43:36.380 I'm gonna tell you this. 787 00:43:36.380 --> 00:43:37.982 You know what, I gotta tell you. 788 00:43:37.982 --> 00:43:40.050 I'm not over her yet. 789 00:43:40.050 --> 00:43:42.987 -I'm not. -I lost my son and you picked me up. 790 00:43:42.987 --> 00:43:44.888 Then you lost her. 791 00:43:44.888 --> 00:43:47.324 And you never quit caring about me 792 00:43:47.324 --> 00:43:49.627 and I wasn't there for you. 793 00:43:49.627 --> 00:43:51.028 I wish I could have been. 794 00:43:51.028 --> 00:43:55.633 I wish I could have been there like you were for me. 795 00:43:55.633 --> 00:43:58.769 You were there for me and I wasn't there for you. 796 00:43:58.769 --> 00:44:01.171 I wish I would have been there for you 797 00:44:01.171 --> 00:44:03.974 like you were there for me. 798 00:44:03.974 --> 00:44:09.780 -It's all right. -You're so special. 799 00:44:56.727 --> 00:44:58.862 "Hey Paul, can you get me some toilet paper? 800 00:44:58.862 --> 00:45:01.231 I got a bad situation here!" 801 00:45:03.233 --> 00:45:05.903 Sure. 802 00:45:05.903 --> 00:45:07.871 Holy shit. 803 00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:20.317 Where is that--where's that balloon that says "the end"? 804 00:45:20.317 --> 00:45:24.755 Let me get you right in front of this, where it says "the end." 805 00:45:24.755 --> 00:45:25.923 Hang on, hang on. 806 00:45:25.923 --> 00:45:30.294 Uh, uh, uh, what are--uh! 807 00:45:30.294 --> 00:45:31.895 You are... 808 00:45:31.895 --> 00:45:33.731 Profile, profile. 809 00:45:33.731 --> 00:45:36.133 This is as profile as my neck gets. 810 00:45:36.133 --> 00:45:38.402 Turn your fucking chair. 811 00:45:38.402 --> 00:45:39.837 -Come on. -Pam, Pam! 812 00:45:39.837 --> 00:45:42.139 -Turn your chair. -Pam! 813 00:45:42.139 --> 00:45:43.440 -I'll just take a picture. -Enough. 814 00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:45.209 Believe me. 815 00:45:45.209 --> 00:45:47.244 The end. 816 00:45:47.244 --> 00:45:48.979 I don't need your face in there. 817 00:45:48.979 --> 00:45:51.248 I don't need my face in there either, baby. 818 00:45:51.248 --> 00:45:54.017 -Yo, but, dude, look, you gotta understand... -Just imagine that. 819 00:45:54.017 --> 00:45:59.456 It only takes five ounces of plutonium to change the balance of the earth. 820 00:45:59.456 --> 00:46:04.795 And some of these countries--yeah, but some of these, including us, 821 00:46:04.795 --> 00:46:11.435 us alone, we own over, like, fucking-- it's a lot of fucking plutonium. 822 00:46:11.435 --> 00:46:16.440 The white trash fucking garbage person that I am, that's what I fucking want. 823 00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:19.076 -You want us to have Fireball. -Fuck yeah I do. 824 00:46:19.076 --> 00:46:21.011 You think I'm better than Fireball? I'm not. 825 00:46:21.011 --> 00:46:22.546 You don't look 60. 826 00:46:22.546 --> 00:46:24.381 -Yeah, I'm 60. -You don't look it. 827 00:46:24.381 --> 00:46:26.016 Look at my titties. 828 00:46:26.016 --> 00:46:27.217 Oh, wow! 829 00:46:27.217 --> 00:46:28.552 Sixty-year-old titties. 830 00:46:28.552 --> 00:46:31.088 Those don't--don't seem like 60-- 831 00:46:31.088 --> 00:46:32.256 Sixty. 832 00:46:32.256 --> 00:46:35.392 I'm 60 years old. 833 00:46:35.392 --> 00:46:40.230 Those are not--I'll say they're like a solid, like, 30. 834 00:46:40.230 --> 00:46:41.565 Sixty. 835 00:46:41.565 --> 00:46:44.234 Sixty-year-old titties. 836 00:46:44.234 --> 00:46:46.203 They look really--those are good titties. 837 00:46:46.203 --> 00:46:48.071 -Really? -Those are good titties. 838 00:46:48.071 --> 00:46:51.241 -So I'm not fallen yet? -No, those are good titties. 839 00:46:51.241 --> 00:46:54.478 -You should be proud of those. -I've see nutsacks farther than that. 840 00:46:54.478 --> 00:47:00.350 Nutsacks are--an eight-year-old's nutsacks look worse than your titties. 841 00:47:00.350 --> 00:47:04.988 I divorced a man one time because his nutsack hung down past his dick. 842 00:47:04.988 --> 00:47:09.827 -That's crazy. -Oh, it was the saggiest fucking nuts I ever saw. 843 00:47:09.827 --> 00:47:12.296 He didn't exercise enough. 844 00:47:12.296 --> 00:47:13.997 -I didn't... -You know what you gotta do? 845 00:47:13.997 --> 00:47:15.098 -Look. -That's some bad nuts. 846 00:47:15.098 --> 00:47:17.167 When I grew up, they said, 847 00:47:17.167 --> 00:47:20.370 "We must, we must, we must improve our bust. 848 00:47:20.370 --> 00:47:22.840 The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. 849 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:27.945 And you do it every day, you get titties like this when you're 60. 850 00:47:27.945 --> 00:47:31.481 -I mean, the titties, those are nice titties. -You're into titties now? 851 00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:52.903 But you're fine? 852 00:47:52.903 --> 00:47:54.404 But you're gonna be fine, I mean? Like... 853 00:47:54.404 --> 00:47:56.273 No, no, I'll be fine. 854 00:47:56.273 --> 00:47:58.008 How much drinking are we gonna do? 855 00:47:58.008 --> 00:47:59.943 I'm gonna do a fuckton of drinking 856 00:47:59.943 --> 00:48:01.945 and I plan on doing some cocaine too. 857 00:48:01.945 --> 00:48:04.114 Let's wait for the--hey, hey, Felix. 858 00:48:04.114 --> 00:48:06.950 I get it. Hey dude. 859 00:48:06.950 --> 00:48:08.485 Fuck. 860 00:48:08.485 --> 00:48:13.957 Listen, when you're crossing the street, whether you're right or wrong, 861 00:48:13.957 --> 00:48:16.159 stay in motion. 862 00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.562 That's how that's done. 863 00:48:18.562 --> 00:48:19.630 Yeah. 864 00:48:19.630 --> 00:48:21.164 Yeah! 865 00:48:24.468 --> 00:48:27.938 ♪ You surely took some blows ♪ 866 00:48:27.938 --> 00:48:35.279 ♪ And you did it your way ♪ 867 00:48:35.279 --> 00:48:39.049 ♪ Now tell me why you're the man ♪ 868 00:48:39.049 --> 00:48:43.420 ♪ Oh, easy now ♪ 869 00:48:43.420 --> 00:48:46.189 ♪ If he don't help himself ♪ 870 00:48:46.189 --> 00:48:48.191 ♪ Then let me leave you with it ♪ 871 00:48:48.191 --> 00:48:50.460 ♪ He has not ♪ 872 00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:54.431 ♪ Any time he cannot say the things ♪ 873 00:48:54.431 --> 00:48:58.068 ♪ That he truly feels ♪ 874 00:48:58.068 --> 00:49:03.507 ♪ I'm not the one ♪ 875 00:49:03.507 --> 00:49:05.676 ♪ Lord go back down ♪ 876 00:49:05.676 --> 00:49:09.346 ♪ To the record store ♪ 877 00:49:09.346 --> 00:49:12.449 ♪ Let it show you took some love ♪ 878 00:49:12.449 --> 00:49:19.289 ♪ And did it your way ♪ 879 00:49:19.289 --> 00:49:21.558 This is my boyfriend, this is Brian. 880 00:49:22.492 --> 00:49:26.229 Brian, this is Al, she used to bartend here. 881 00:49:31.335 --> 00:49:34.504 Girl, I haven't been in here since you were working here. 882 00:49:56.393 --> 00:49:58.195 But you know what? 883 00:49:58.195 --> 00:49:59.730 You know what? 884 00:49:59.730 --> 00:50:01.732 White, black, Mexican. 885 00:50:01.732 --> 00:50:05.135 When you get out, that's what bothers me, 886 00:50:05.135 --> 00:50:06.603 we're all paranoid. 887 00:50:06.603 --> 00:50:08.438 -Yes. -When you get out. 888 00:50:08.438 --> 00:50:10.407 There's nobody there to back-- 889 00:50:10.407 --> 00:50:12.776 we don't have a home, all our friends have moved away 890 00:50:12.776 --> 00:50:14.778 and you spent all that time. 891 00:50:14.778 --> 00:50:18.215 There's nobody there, nobody. 892 00:50:18.215 --> 00:50:20.550 And you try to find a job, there's no jobs. 893 00:50:20.550 --> 00:50:23.553 And you just sit there and drink that. 894 00:50:23.553 --> 00:50:26.289 It doesn't get you where you want to be. 895 00:50:26.289 --> 00:50:28.692 And you know what hurts me more than anything, 896 00:50:28.692 --> 00:50:31.595 is nobody appreciate the service that I did, 897 00:50:31.595 --> 00:50:32.696 -what we did. -What we did. 898 00:50:32.696 --> 00:50:37.434 And there's nowhere to go, there's no houses, no homes, 899 00:50:37.434 --> 00:50:40.270 and everybody--when I went and applied for jobs, 900 00:50:40.270 --> 00:50:42.439 they told me I was overqualified. 901 00:50:42.439 --> 00:50:44.041 Yeah, overqualified. 902 00:50:44.041 --> 00:50:46.043 Overqualified. I couldn't get a job. 903 00:50:46.043 --> 00:50:48.779 How the hell can you be overqualified? 904 00:50:48.779 --> 00:50:52.215 That doesn't--this is just-- but this is just a guy who brought the Olive-- 905 00:50:52.215 --> 00:50:53.617 wait, Olive Garden lady home. 906 00:50:53.617 --> 00:50:55.285 How do we even know she works there? 907 00:50:55.285 --> 00:51:00.424 -She's completely nude. -Let's see if she has a hat or something. 908 00:51:03.460 --> 00:51:07.330 The guy thought he was doing a great thing by killing Lincoln. 909 00:51:10.133 --> 00:51:12.769 Amazing, huh? But people don't know that. 910 00:51:12.769 --> 00:51:15.605 You have to look into the history in detail. 911 00:51:20.143 --> 00:51:21.378 I'm all right right now. 912 00:51:21.378 --> 00:51:23.213 No you're not. 913 00:51:23.213 --> 00:51:25.148 You're here. 914 00:51:25.148 --> 00:51:27.117 But I don't know. 915 00:51:32.722 --> 00:51:34.458 The thing that-- 916 00:51:34.458 --> 00:51:38.361 the thing that hurt me so bad, you know, 917 00:51:38.361 --> 00:51:40.497 we served this country, 918 00:51:40.497 --> 00:51:42.532 we fought for these people. 919 00:51:42.532 --> 00:51:44.234 And they treat us like we're-- 920 00:51:44.234 --> 00:51:46.369 They treat us like shit. 921 00:51:46.369 --> 00:51:50.774 And--and I--I think about it every day of my life. 922 00:51:50.774 --> 00:51:57.247 Like, when you get lonely, you have no friends, 923 00:51:57.247 --> 00:52:00.784 you can always come to this bar. 924 00:52:00.784 --> 00:52:03.887 -And feel like family. -And feel like family. 925 00:52:03.887 --> 00:52:05.789 You know what--you know what I'm talking about? 926 00:52:05.789 --> 00:52:06.890 I know exactly. 927 00:52:06.890 --> 00:52:09.526 And...I fit in here. 928 00:52:09.526 --> 00:52:11.695 And you, yeah. 929 00:52:11.695 --> 00:52:15.432 -I know. -And I'm here with you. 930 00:52:15.432 --> 00:52:17.134 Tra! 931 00:52:17.134 --> 00:52:19.402 Come here. 932 00:52:19.402 --> 00:52:21.805 What are you doin'? 933 00:52:21.805 --> 00:52:26.810 Chillin' out in the alley eating beef jerky. 934 00:52:26.810 --> 00:52:29.279 Let me smell your breath. 935 00:52:35.152 --> 00:52:36.887 Told you I'm drinking b-- I'm eating beef jerky. 936 00:52:36.887 --> 00:52:39.256 Don't let me catch you drinking again. 937 00:52:39.256 --> 00:52:40.624 I'm not drinking. 938 00:52:43.160 --> 00:52:45.462 I don't trust you. 939 00:52:45.462 --> 00:52:47.430 I'm eating beef jerky, Mom. 940 00:52:47.430 --> 00:52:49.432 -Are you all right? -Mm-hm. 941 00:52:49.432 --> 00:52:51.301 Ain't nothing. 942 00:52:51.301 --> 00:52:53.436 We won't be here for a little while longer. 943 00:52:53.436 --> 00:52:55.338 People think we're already closed. 944 00:52:56.706 --> 00:52:59.209 Stay out of trouble, okay? 945 00:53:07.250 --> 00:53:09.853 ♪ Drank down my last swallow ♪ 946 00:53:29.573 --> 00:53:32.342 ♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪ 947 00:53:32.342 --> 00:53:36.713 ♪ Know when to walk away, know when to run ♪ 948 00:53:36.713 --> 00:53:42.886 ♪ You never count your money when you're sitting at the table ♪ 949 00:53:42.886 --> 00:53:47.791 ♪ There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done ♪ 950 00:53:47.791 --> 00:53:51.628 ♪ You've got to know when to hold 'em ♪ 951 00:53:51.628 --> 00:53:53.763 ♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪ 952 00:53:59.469 --> 00:54:02.239 I gotta get one spin in. 953 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:03.740 There we go. 954 00:54:03.740 --> 00:54:06.876 I mean, is there any other place you go? 955 00:54:06.876 --> 00:54:09.312 I mean, to get out? 956 00:54:09.312 --> 00:54:10.914 You know I don't. 957 00:54:10.914 --> 00:54:14.351 ♪ Know when to walk away ♪ 958 00:54:14.351 --> 00:54:17.587 This is home and you're my family. 959 00:54:17.587 --> 00:54:20.523 Believe me, I've got a shitty family. 960 00:54:20.523 --> 00:54:22.892 Yeah, you must. 961 00:54:22.892 --> 00:54:28.798 never mind, I don't feel like bitching every time I open my mouth. 962 00:54:28.798 --> 00:54:31.501 That is a overused word. 963 00:54:31.501 --> 00:54:33.670 I am somebody you hang out with in the bar. 964 00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:35.805 I am not your family. 965 00:54:35.805 --> 00:54:37.507 You know what I mean. 966 00:54:37.507 --> 00:54:38.875 No, actually I don't. 967 00:54:38.875 --> 00:54:45.515 You guys are--you guys are all I got. 968 00:54:45.515 --> 00:54:51.588 Well, you do actually have a home where you sleep. 969 00:54:51.588 --> 00:54:52.889 I've got a bed. 970 00:54:52.889 --> 00:54:54.491 Do you have two? 971 00:54:54.491 --> 00:54:56.960 No, I've got a bed. 972 00:54:56.960 --> 00:55:00.563 -You have a couch? -I got a couch. 973 00:55:00.563 --> 00:55:01.631 Do you use it very much? 974 00:55:01.631 --> 00:55:03.300 You want a couch? 975 00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:05.702 I like couches. 976 00:55:06.970 --> 00:55:08.571 Oh--oh, oh, baby, oh, baby, oh, baby. 977 00:55:08.571 --> 00:55:10.573 You all right, sweetheart? 978 00:55:10.573 --> 00:55:12.909 You hold onto my shoulders. 979 00:55:12.909 --> 00:55:14.978 Up, up, up, up, up. 980 00:55:14.978 --> 00:55:17.981 Okay, all right, now, you all right? 981 00:55:17.981 --> 00:55:19.683 We're gonna take your glasses with us. 982 00:55:19.683 --> 00:55:22.085 I've been better than ever. 983 00:55:22.085 --> 00:55:26.089 All right, we are gonna-- we are gonna take a walk. 984 00:55:26.089 --> 00:55:28.591 You can't kill bad grass. 985 00:55:37.834 --> 00:55:42.439 I want you to ask your--I want you to ask yourself the question, 986 00:55:42.439 --> 00:55:44.474 "Have I met my love?" 987 00:55:44.474 --> 00:55:45.842 Have I met my love? 988 00:55:45.842 --> 00:55:48.845 Have I met my love? Just that. 989 00:55:48.845 --> 00:55:52.582 -All right? -Ca-ca-ca-ca-caw. 990 00:55:52.582 --> 00:55:53.650 Fuck y'all. 991 00:55:53.650 --> 00:55:54.851 Have a nice day. 992 00:55:54.851 --> 00:55:56.686 -Love you, Pam. -You too, Pam. 993 00:55:56.686 --> 00:55:58.455 Tell 'em how you really feel, Pam. 994 00:55:58.455 --> 00:55:59.823 Oh! 995 00:55:59.823 --> 00:56:02.659 I feel--I feel-- 996 00:56:02.659 --> 00:56:05.762 Hey, y'all have a nice evening. 997 00:56:05.762 --> 00:56:08.898 This is the last night and y'all enjoy yourselves. 998 00:56:08.898 --> 00:56:10.600 I'll call you. 999 00:56:10.600 --> 00:56:13.903 'Cause I'm gonna fuck myself all night long. 1000 00:56:13.903 --> 00:56:15.805 I'm gonna miss all y'all. 1001 00:56:15.805 --> 00:56:19.509 -Yeah, and I'm, I'm fuckin... -All right, that's good. 1002 00:56:19.509 --> 00:56:24.914 -All right, three cuts or two cuts... -I'll call you. 1003 00:56:24.914 --> 00:56:29.085 ...to your left, one, two, and then re-stack it back up. 1004 00:56:29.085 --> 00:56:31.454 Ca-ca-ca-ca-caw. 1005 00:56:31.454 --> 00:56:34.758 All right, and the wait, no. 1006 00:56:34.758 --> 00:56:37.060 Okay, have you met-- have you met your love? 1007 00:56:37.060 --> 00:56:44.167 One or one yes or no question. 1008 00:56:44.167 --> 00:56:45.568 You okay? 1009 00:56:45.568 --> 00:56:47.003 No. 1010 00:56:47.003 --> 00:56:48.772 I'm sorry, no. 1011 00:56:48.772 --> 00:56:52.609 However many people you are in love with right now, 1012 00:56:52.609 --> 00:56:54.677 none of them is your love. 1013 00:56:54.677 --> 00:56:56.813 You have a little time to wait. 1014 00:57:01.084 --> 00:57:02.919 Shit, I oughta take you home with me. 1015 00:57:02.919 --> 00:57:05.855 Listen, I would tear your ass up. 1016 00:57:05.855 --> 00:57:08.825 Okay, you just gotta tear my ass up. 1017 00:57:08.825 --> 00:57:11.428 I'll be right there with it. 1018 00:57:11.428 --> 00:57:14.431 And then we'll make up-- we'll make up the next morning. 1019 00:57:14.431 --> 00:57:17.667 I bet I would, I would-- I'd destroy your ass, you know I would. 1020 00:57:17.667 --> 00:57:19.169 Do it. 1021 00:57:19.169 --> 00:57:22.105 -Look, you're happy. -I want you to do it. 1022 00:57:22.105 --> 00:57:25.775 Lord, look, you're sweet on me now, but just you wait. 1023 00:57:25.775 --> 00:57:28.545 I'm--I'm a--I'm a destroyer of men. 1024 00:57:28.545 --> 00:57:30.447 He's in love with a lot of people. 1025 00:57:30.447 --> 00:57:31.714 Yeah, me too. 1026 00:57:31.714 --> 00:57:35.185 the more people you're in love with the easier it is. 1027 00:57:35.185 --> 00:57:39.722 You don't think it's more complicated, that responsibility, man? 1028 00:57:39.722 --> 00:57:42.792 You're only responsible to your own heart, 1029 00:57:42.792 --> 00:57:44.160 so it's like one thing. 1030 00:57:44.160 --> 00:57:46.763 You don't feel-- you don't feel-- 1031 00:57:46.763 --> 00:57:50.934 I'm not--I'm not in a relationship with everyone I'm in love with. 1032 00:57:50.934 --> 00:57:54.471 'Cause if you had met your love already, then you would have said it. 1033 00:57:54.471 --> 00:57:57.507 Yeah, I got a lot of life left to be very upset. 1034 00:57:57.507 --> 00:58:01.010 But, uh, in my head, I don't really believe that, 1035 00:58:01.010 --> 00:58:07.517 You got traditional values in the back of your head somewhere. 1036 00:58:07.517 --> 00:58:10.019 -Yeah, yeah, I gotta--I gotta-- -You just have to let that go. 1037 00:58:10.019 --> 00:58:13.122 Well, I'm able to operate as a person. 1038 00:58:13.122 --> 00:58:20.263 The best thing is to just get your heart totally smashed and broken a couple times 1039 00:58:20.263 --> 00:58:22.899 and then you're good, then you don't care anymore. 1040 00:58:34.110 --> 00:58:36.913 Hey, this is Pam, you Hot Pants. 1041 00:58:36.913 --> 00:58:38.882 I want to dance. 1042 00:58:38.882 --> 00:58:41.885 Leave me a message. 1043 00:58:41.885 --> 00:58:44.954 Hey, baby, I made it back to the bar, everything's all good, 1044 00:58:44.954 --> 00:58:49.292 and I'm fixing to stay here till we all done dancing 1045 00:58:49.292 --> 00:58:52.028 on down the road, bye. 1046 00:59:06.209 --> 00:59:07.644 You didn't come here to take a nap. 1047 00:59:07.644 --> 00:59:10.013 And we are not making out right now. 1048 00:59:10.013 --> 00:59:11.548 Ever? 1049 00:59:13.650 --> 00:59:16.819 But you will clean this bar up. 1050 00:59:16.819 --> 00:59:18.788 -With you. -You will clean this entire bar. 1051 00:59:18.788 --> 00:59:23.192 You throw one more piece of shit... 1052 00:59:24.594 --> 00:59:26.262 -You're cleaning this bar. -Fine. 1053 00:59:26.262 --> 00:59:28.965 Have you ever been to England, London? 1054 00:59:34.804 --> 00:59:36.606 That's one of my me--next things. 1055 00:59:36.606 --> 00:59:40.977 I have to do that and I also--Ireland. 1056 00:59:40.977 --> 00:59:44.213 I'm gonna do that within the next five years. 1057 00:59:44.213 --> 00:59:46.115 I know how to use a vacuum. 1058 00:59:46.115 --> 00:59:49.185 I bet you know how to use other things. 1059 00:59:49.185 --> 00:59:51.287 If you didn't know, you were gonna learn tonight. 1060 00:59:51.287 --> 00:59:53.990 I know how to wash dishes. 1061 00:59:53.990 --> 00:59:57.627 I'm a pretty good stepdad usually. 1062 00:59:57.627 --> 01:00:00.730 Oh, you trying to be stepdaddy to Tra? 1063 01:00:00.730 --> 01:00:03.166 I mean, I'm stepdad to, like, a bunch of other people's kids. 1064 01:00:03.166 --> 01:00:05.134 -Huh? -How is Tra? 1065 01:00:05.134 --> 01:00:11.274 Okay, stepdaddy, I could use some child support any day now. 1066 01:00:28.291 --> 01:00:31.361 Listen, are you trying to rap to this girl? 1067 01:00:31.361 --> 01:00:32.795 I am, most definitely. 1068 01:00:32.795 --> 01:00:37.266 Well, come straight up. 1069 01:00:37.266 --> 01:00:40.036 I mean, it's so boring for me to listen to this. 1070 01:00:40.036 --> 01:00:41.337 Give me your best, man. 1071 01:00:41.337 --> 01:00:45.908 Just tell the girl what you want and she'll tell you yes or no. 1072 01:00:45.908 --> 01:00:48.645 I'm also saying, like, you need to get your ass out there, 1073 01:00:48.645 --> 01:00:51.781 you got a lot of people that really like you and that... 1074 01:00:51.781 --> 01:00:54.150 And then I don't have to listen to this shit, you know, 1075 01:00:54.150 --> 01:00:56.019 otherwise I've gotta move to the other end of the bar. 1076 01:00:57.820 --> 01:01:03.960 -Move over boy. -Just watch out for her pretty little feet there. 1077 01:01:09.132 --> 01:01:11.334 (whistling Star Spangled Banner) 1078 01:01:29.919 --> 01:01:33.189 O-kay, get it together, son. 1079 01:01:36.359 --> 01:01:38.428 Get your shit together. 1080 01:01:41.097 --> 01:01:43.266 Get your shit together. 1081 01:01:51.240 --> 01:01:53.109 The hazards of the night. 1082 01:01:53.109 --> 01:01:57.847 Give me a second, I'm going on it. 1083 01:01:57.847 --> 01:02:01.751 The hazards of the night are hostile to us, all of us. 1084 01:02:01.751 --> 01:02:03.219 Even you. 1085 01:02:03.219 --> 01:02:06.322 Whose name I know. 1086 01:02:06.322 --> 01:02:10.226 And you, Bruce, whose name I know too. 1087 01:02:10.226 --> 01:02:12.128 -And to you. -How do you--how do you put me in that shit? 1088 01:02:12.128 --> 01:02:15.465 I'm telling you, I already got it in here. 1089 01:02:15.465 --> 01:02:16.866 How you bring me in that shit? 1090 01:02:16.866 --> 01:02:21.003 Indeed, many of us know many names. 1091 01:02:21.003 --> 01:02:31.247 So it's not surprising that some would have us stay at home a little longer to rest, to wait. 1092 01:02:31.247 --> 01:02:35.918 In this city of sin, here, this state of Nevada, 1093 01:02:35.918 --> 01:02:41.324 this grand faded oubliette of these United States 1094 01:02:41.324 --> 01:02:47.997 was not built by them who wanted and rested... 1095 01:02:47.997 --> 01:02:49.165 You can't even read. 1096 01:02:49.165 --> 01:02:51.400 I can too read, Bruce. 1097 01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:53.770 I ain't say you can't read, I said you can't read that. 1098 01:02:53.770 --> 01:02:58.207 This country was conquered by those who moved forward, and so will we. 1099 01:02:58.207 --> 01:03:00.409 -Say that. -I did say it. 1100 01:03:00.409 --> 01:03:04.013 Do it. Give me your card. 1101 01:03:04.013 --> 01:03:06.149 I wrote this earlier. 1102 01:03:06.149 --> 01:03:07.250 I know you wrote it. 1103 01:03:07.250 --> 01:03:10.419 But why, some say, the bar? 1104 01:03:10.419 --> 01:03:12.822 Why this bar? 1105 01:03:12.822 --> 01:03:17.794 -Why do we identify this as our joint? -I don't know why. 1106 01:03:17.794 --> 01:03:19.061 -Comfort. -I don't know. 1107 01:03:19.061 --> 01:03:20.830 -Comfort, maybe. -Comfort. 1108 01:03:20.830 --> 01:03:22.565 -What else? -Comfort. 1109 01:03:22.565 --> 01:03:24.333 -Oh, my God. -Accessibility. 1110 01:03:24.333 --> 01:03:26.335 -And... -Comfort and accessibility. 1111 01:03:26.335 --> 01:03:28.304 It's alcohol, it's the alcohol mostly. 1112 01:03:28.304 --> 01:03:31.207 It's all right, it's the alcohol and it's-- 1113 01:03:31.207 --> 01:03:33.576 I'm gonna tell you what else it is. 1114 01:03:33.576 --> 01:03:37.580 It's a place where you can go when nobody else don't want your ass. 1115 01:03:37.580 --> 01:03:41.184 Motherfucker, it's in there, I got it worked in there. 1116 01:03:41.184 --> 01:03:43.252 That's where it's at. 1117 01:03:43.252 --> 01:03:45.154 When nobody else don't want your ass, 1118 01:03:45.154 --> 01:03:47.089 you can come in here and have a good time. 1119 01:03:47.089 --> 01:03:53.362 Nobody want my ass, so that's why I'm in here. 1120 01:03:53.362 --> 01:03:58.835 we must find somewhere else to get drunk. 1121 01:03:58.835 --> 01:04:04.841 Thanks to technology, the drinks are inside of us. 1122 01:04:04.841 --> 01:04:06.576 Thanks to Shay. 1123 01:04:06.576 --> 01:04:08.344 Yay! 1124 01:04:08.344 --> 01:04:10.980 I've done my job. 1125 01:04:10.980 --> 01:04:13.416 We ask God's blessing on this, 1126 01:04:13.416 --> 01:04:16.419 our last and hopefully our best evening. 1127 01:04:16.419 --> 01:04:18.120 -Is the last page? -I think so. 1128 01:04:18.120 --> 01:04:20.356 -Except, for me... -Oh, shit. 1129 01:04:20.356 --> 01:04:26.162 After this, I'm leaving the city, fuck y'all. 1130 01:04:26.162 --> 01:04:28.264 -This city sucks. -Fuck you too. 1131 01:04:28.264 --> 01:04:29.565 Y'all can get fucked. 1132 01:04:29.565 --> 01:04:31.868 -Thank you. -Ow! 1133 01:04:31.868 --> 01:04:34.270 Ladies and gentlemen... 1134 01:04:34.270 --> 01:04:36.873 -To the bar! -To the bar! 1135 01:04:36.873 --> 01:04:38.407 To the bar! 1136 01:04:47.083 --> 01:04:50.920 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1137 01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:53.489 Dammit, I gotta light it on fire again. 1138 01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:00.096 Burn everything! 1139 01:05:10.439 --> 01:05:12.575 Woo! 1140 01:05:25.955 --> 01:05:28.024 Yeah! 1141 01:05:30.059 --> 01:05:34.330 Every time I came back to base I started to design this house. 1142 01:05:34.330 --> 01:05:38.501 But somehow I could never get it to look like my idea of it. 1143 01:05:38.501 --> 01:05:41.203 Now it almost does. 1144 01:05:41.203 --> 01:05:44.073 You just walk in, a stranger out of nowhere, 1145 01:05:44.073 --> 01:05:48.411 and for the first time it all lights up. 1146 01:05:48.411 --> 01:05:52.014 And I'm sure you know why. 1147 01:05:52.014 --> 01:05:56.052 Because you have the gift for life, Roslyn. 1148 01:05:56.052 --> 01:06:01.190 The rest of us, we're just lookin' for a place to hide and watch it all go by. 1149 01:06:01.190 --> 01:06:04.060 Amen. 1150 01:06:04.060 --> 01:06:06.095 Here's to your life, Roslyn. 1151 01:06:06.095 --> 01:06:09.498 I hope it goes on forever. 1152 01:06:09.498 --> 01:06:12.068 And yours, Isabelle. 1153 01:06:26.983 --> 01:06:29.118 Go, go, go, go. 1154 01:06:36.125 --> 01:06:38.627 Just one more thing and we can go back inside. 1155 01:06:38.627 --> 01:06:43.699 Well, there was gonna be cake, but now there's not cake no more. 1156 01:07:00.216 --> 01:07:02.618 That's it, that's it for the drugs. 1157 01:07:02.618 --> 01:07:04.687 That's called arrogance. 1158 01:07:07.123 --> 01:07:09.525 Just dance, dude, chill out. 1159 01:07:09.525 --> 01:07:13.729 -Shut the fuck up. -You shut the fuck up. 1160 01:07:18.134 --> 01:07:19.268 You've been out there with my kid. 1161 01:07:19.268 --> 01:07:20.302 Is he okay? 1162 01:07:20.302 --> 01:07:21.370 Yeah, he's fine. 1163 01:07:21.370 --> 01:07:25.174 -No, he's not drunk. -"No, man, I hate those things. 1164 01:07:25.174 --> 01:07:27.109 -Why'd my mom show you?" -No, he's cool. 1165 01:07:27.109 --> 01:07:31.781 -Usually he's like, "Why did my mom show you that?" -He's really cool. 1166 01:07:31.781 --> 01:07:34.116 -I know. -I know. 1167 01:07:34.116 --> 01:07:36.786 -I raised him. -He's fucking cool as fuck. 1168 01:07:36.786 --> 01:07:39.288 I know. 1169 01:07:39.288 --> 01:07:42.324 You look good, mama. 1170 01:07:42.324 --> 01:07:47.363 -No, he's a really fucking awesome kid. -I know. 1171 01:08:02.611 --> 01:08:04.613 Tra, slow down, slow down, dude. 1172 01:08:04.613 --> 01:08:06.482 Slow down. 1173 01:08:23.099 --> 01:08:25.668 I think I should go dance with John. 1174 01:08:27.103 --> 01:08:28.771 I probably should dance with John. 1175 01:08:28.771 --> 01:08:31.107 Where is he? 1176 01:08:31.107 --> 01:08:33.642 Come here. 1177 01:08:33.642 --> 01:08:36.312 I think I gave him too much acid. 1178 01:08:36.312 --> 01:08:37.546 -Come dance with me. -Come on. 1179 01:08:37.546 --> 01:08:39.115 Yeah! 1180 01:08:39.115 --> 01:08:40.649 You have to. 1181 01:08:46.322 --> 01:08:47.389 Yes. 1182 01:08:47.389 --> 01:08:49.225 Terrible awfulness. 1183 01:10:01.730 --> 01:10:04.233 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 1184 01:10:04.233 --> 01:10:07.570 Thank God for your fucking James Murphy. 1185 01:10:07.570 --> 01:10:10.206 Okay. 1186 01:10:10.206 --> 01:10:12.474 Thank you. Who gave him a beer? 1187 01:10:12.474 --> 01:10:15.477 -Will you do me a favor? -Yes. 1188 01:10:15.477 --> 01:10:18.314 Will you go outside and tell him, 1189 01:10:18.314 --> 01:10:19.982 in the presence of whoever's there, 1190 01:10:19.982 --> 01:10:21.884 that if I catch anybody giving him alcohol... 1191 01:10:21.884 --> 01:10:24.420 -I already did that. -That's their ass. 1192 01:10:24.420 --> 01:10:26.522 -I already did that. -All right. 1193 01:10:30.492 --> 01:10:33.629 Make it good. Make it good. 1194 01:10:36.632 --> 01:10:38.534 -Thanks, baby. -I love you, Michael. 1195 01:10:38.534 --> 01:10:42.238 -Thank you for the dance. -Always good to see you. 1196 01:10:42.238 --> 01:10:44.640 I'll put you--I'll put you two in touch. 1197 01:10:44.640 --> 01:10:45.908 All right, please do. 1198 01:10:45.908 --> 01:10:47.343 All right. 1199 01:10:47.343 --> 01:10:50.579 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay. 1200 01:10:50.579 --> 01:10:52.314 -Yeah. -My driver is here. 1201 01:10:52.314 --> 01:10:53.983 Your driver. I mean, I figured, but... 1202 01:10:53.983 --> 01:10:56.952 My designated driver is with me, so I'm all good. 1203 01:10:56.952 --> 01:10:58.320 All right. 1204 01:10:59.321 --> 01:11:01.023 See you later. 1205 01:11:07.496 --> 01:11:11.300 I don't wanna dance. 1206 01:11:11.300 --> 01:11:12.534 Fuck. 1207 01:11:31.687 --> 01:11:32.821 I spoke-- 1208 01:11:32.821 --> 01:11:34.990 I don't--I don't know, 1209 01:11:34.990 --> 01:11:36.892 ya tell me something. 1210 01:11:36.892 --> 01:11:38.994 -One thing. -Anything. 1211 01:11:38.994 --> 01:11:42.464 Because your--your mind is an interesting mind. 1212 01:11:42.464 --> 01:11:44.433 Why are you so mad at me? 1213 01:11:44.433 --> 01:11:46.835 Everything you say to me is an insult. 1214 01:11:46.835 --> 01:11:48.570 -You are older. -Yeah. 1215 01:11:48.570 --> 01:11:49.805 That's the number one issue. 1216 01:11:49.805 --> 01:11:55.911 The number one reason I'm older--I'm mad at you is because you're old--old guy. 1217 01:11:55.911 --> 01:11:58.847 -Right. -And I think your generation 1218 01:11:58.847 --> 01:12:00.582 destroyed my country. 1219 01:12:00.582 --> 01:12:03.052 How young is your grandkids? 1220 01:12:03.052 --> 01:12:05.688 I don't have grandkids. 1221 01:12:05.688 --> 01:12:08.691 I don't have kids, I don't have grandkids. 1222 01:12:08.691 --> 01:12:11.660 I look after old ladies and I clean houses 1223 01:12:11.660 --> 01:12:15.397 and I contribute to my world and fuck you. 1224 01:12:15.397 --> 01:12:18.634 Now you can blame me generationally as much as you want, 1225 01:12:18.634 --> 01:12:20.669 and it's appropriate to do so, 1226 01:12:20.669 --> 01:12:23.339 because my generation fucked up. 1227 01:12:23.339 --> 01:12:28.444 But if you continue-- if you continue to condense-- 1228 01:12:28.444 --> 01:12:32.614 -I'm ready--I'm ready to fight right away, right away. -Oh, fuck you. 1229 01:12:32.614 --> 01:12:34.917 -If you continue... -I will fight you in a second. 1230 01:12:34.917 --> 01:12:39.088 -It's for TV, I don't care. -Shut up, shut up, you little punk. 1231 01:12:39.088 --> 01:12:43.459 Shut up, you little self-involved punk. 1232 01:12:43.459 --> 01:12:46.528 You got--you got nothing, man, you got nothing. 1233 01:12:46.528 --> 01:12:48.897 I got more than you do. 1234 01:12:48.897 --> 01:12:50.799 Everybody's getting along tonight, right? 1235 01:12:50.799 --> 01:12:51.900 Yep, not bad. 1236 01:12:51.900 --> 01:12:54.903 I represent all evil. 1237 01:12:54.903 --> 01:12:58.607 -As long as it's not in my bar. -That's awfully judicious. 1238 01:12:58.607 --> 01:13:00.843 That seems awfully judicious. 1239 01:13:00.843 --> 01:13:02.578 You don't represent evil. 1240 01:13:02.578 --> 01:13:06.515 You represent, uh, didn't do shit. 1241 01:13:06.515 --> 01:13:11.086 No, I'm worse than evil, I don't give a fuck about your evil. 1242 01:13:11.086 --> 01:13:12.921 I've heard what you've got. 1243 01:13:12.921 --> 01:13:14.623 -You know, suck a dick, man. -Yeah, I've heard. 1244 01:13:14.623 --> 01:13:17.926 Yeah, I offered that too. 1245 01:13:17.926 --> 01:13:19.795 You should have done better. 1246 01:13:19.795 --> 01:13:23.932 ♪ Our noses right off our faces ♪ 1247 01:13:23.932 --> 01:13:29.171 ♪ Won't be nothing but big old hearts dancing in our eyes ♪ 1248 01:13:29.171 --> 01:13:32.775 I'm serious, suck a dick actually. 1249 01:13:32.775 --> 01:13:36.545 David, you want your dick sucked, say the word. 1250 01:13:36.545 --> 01:13:39.782 I mean, like, you was bad at being alive 1251 01:13:39.782 --> 01:13:43.419 and your generation is bad at that too. 1252 01:13:45.154 --> 01:13:46.789 You upset as well? 1253 01:13:46.789 --> 01:13:50.025 Whatever, I don't give a god damn. 1254 01:13:50.025 --> 01:13:52.628 I'll catch you, bro. 1255 01:13:52.628 --> 01:13:54.530 Trust fall. 1256 01:13:54.530 --> 01:13:58.000 Trust fall, don't worry. I'm not gonna put my knee out. 1257 01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:00.803 Come on, bro, I got you. 1258 01:14:04.573 --> 01:14:08.977 -Aw, dude. -I didn't catch you, bro. 1259 01:14:08.977 --> 01:14:10.612 I'm fucked up. 1260 01:14:10.612 --> 01:14:13.916 'Cause when I wake up, you're not there. 1261 01:14:13.916 --> 01:14:16.018 What? 1262 01:14:16.018 --> 01:14:19.154 That's just how my life is now. 1263 01:14:21.557 --> 01:14:24.059 And you drink Cape Cods, dude. 1264 01:14:27.162 --> 01:14:28.464 What? 1265 01:14:28.464 --> 01:14:29.631 Pete. 1266 01:14:32.167 --> 01:14:35.003 Pete! 1267 01:14:35.003 --> 01:14:37.139 Don't yell at me, man. 1268 01:15:00.762 --> 01:15:02.831 Pete. 1269 01:15:37.533 --> 01:15:39.768 You all right, darlin'? 1270 01:15:46.642 --> 01:15:49.678 We ain't gotta worry about it after tonight. 1271 01:15:56.184 --> 01:15:58.887 That feels real. 1272 01:15:58.887 --> 01:16:00.756 Too real. 1273 01:16:30.719 --> 01:16:32.688 What do you want to drink, darlin'? 1274 01:16:36.658 --> 01:16:37.893 Iceberg! 1275 01:16:37.893 --> 01:16:41.863 -It won't do any good-- -You all right, baby? 1276 01:16:41.863 --> 01:16:44.633 You want a shot of Peppermint Schnapps? 1277 01:16:44.633 --> 01:16:46.168 You know how much I love you? 1278 01:16:46.168 --> 01:16:51.139 I like for you to tell me over and over. 1279 01:16:51.139 --> 01:16:52.874 Girl... 1280 01:16:54.943 --> 01:16:57.946 I think you're the best. 1281 01:16:57.946 --> 01:16:59.047 The best? 1282 01:16:59.047 --> 01:17:00.282 The best. 1283 01:17:00.282 --> 01:17:04.119 You know--you know what it is, do you? 1284 01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:07.356 'Cause you serve me when I'm drunk. 1285 01:17:22.170 --> 01:17:25.040 -Goodnight, Bruce. -Goodnight, all y'all. 1286 01:17:25.040 --> 01:17:27.042 Peace be unto you. 1287 01:17:27.042 --> 01:17:30.912 Peace be unto you, too. 1288 01:17:30.912 --> 01:17:32.881 Love all y'all. 1289 01:18:16.224 --> 01:18:17.893 You have to get up. 1290 01:18:17.893 --> 01:18:19.061 You have to actually get up. 1291 01:18:19.061 --> 01:18:22.097 Shh, I'm getting up. 1292 01:18:22.097 --> 01:18:23.231 I'm getting up. 1293 01:18:23.231 --> 01:18:28.970 I know, you're helping me-- oh, that's better. 1294 01:18:28.970 --> 01:18:34.843 You're helping me get up. 1295 01:18:34.843 --> 01:18:36.745 Jesus. 1296 01:18:36.745 --> 01:18:39.715 I didn't think I was ever gonna fall asleep. 1297 01:18:39.715 --> 01:18:42.284 You just fell asleep, now you have to get up. 1298 01:18:42.284 --> 01:18:43.385 Shh. 1299 01:18:43.385 --> 01:18:45.754 Stop saying that, I'm awake. 1300 01:18:45.754 --> 01:18:48.223 You're awake but you have to get up. 1301 01:18:49.891 --> 01:18:52.761 And you've gotta get out of here. 1302 01:18:52.761 --> 01:18:57.299 -You've gotta get up. -You--no, no, no, shut up a second. 1303 01:18:57.299 --> 01:18:58.433 All right, what? 1304 01:18:58.433 --> 01:19:00.235 You gotta get out of here. 1305 01:19:00.235 --> 01:19:03.038 Out of where? 1306 01:19:03.038 --> 01:19:06.908 -This bar? -Yes. 1307 01:19:06.908 --> 01:19:08.376 How old am I? 1308 01:19:08.376 --> 01:19:09.478 I don't know. 1309 01:19:09.478 --> 01:19:12.481 I know, I don't want to play that game. 1310 01:19:12.481 --> 01:19:15.450 -45. -Right, shut up. 1311 01:19:15.450 --> 01:19:17.252 I'm 58. 1312 01:19:17.252 --> 01:19:20.222 -That's tough, man, shit. -Shut up. 1313 01:19:22.157 --> 01:19:25.026 I'm 58, I look like I'm 70. 1314 01:19:25.026 --> 01:19:26.328 Uh-huh. 1315 01:19:26.328 --> 01:19:27.896 Right? 1316 01:19:27.896 --> 01:19:30.465 Right? Right? 1317 01:19:30.465 --> 01:19:31.900 Kind of. 1318 01:19:31.900 --> 01:19:35.003 Come on. 1319 01:19:35.003 --> 01:19:36.404 So, I mean, that's not a bad thing. 1320 01:19:36.404 --> 01:19:38.306 You gotta get out of here. 1321 01:19:38.306 --> 01:19:42.778 People want a lot out of their last nights. 1322 01:19:42.778 --> 01:19:46.414 ...from their last presentations. 1323 01:19:46.414 --> 01:19:47.983 Hey, darlin', are you okay? 1324 01:19:47.983 --> 01:19:49.384 Do you remember me? 1325 01:19:49.384 --> 01:19:51.019 Shay? 1326 01:19:51.019 --> 01:19:52.320 Look at me. 1327 01:19:52.320 --> 01:19:54.389 Hello. 1328 01:19:54.389 --> 01:19:59.027 It's not how I wanted this to end, but, hey, whatever. 1329 01:19:59.027 --> 01:20:01.163 It's not endin', it just began. 1330 01:20:01.163 --> 01:20:05.400 I used to--I used--I used to-- 1331 01:20:05.400 --> 01:20:08.170 I used to be an actor. 1332 01:20:08.170 --> 01:20:10.572 -Uh-huh. -Uh-huh. 1333 01:20:10.572 --> 01:20:12.974 And I used to be pretty good at it. 1334 01:20:12.974 --> 01:20:15.010 Now what, now what? 1335 01:20:15.010 --> 01:20:18.346 Now I'm asleep here. 1336 01:20:18.346 --> 01:20:20.816 -All right? -Okay. 1337 01:20:20.816 --> 01:20:23.185 And I'm not an actor anymore. 1338 01:20:23.185 --> 01:20:27.489 You just quit or you quit a while ago? 1339 01:20:27.489 --> 01:20:29.491 I quit a while ago. 1340 01:20:29.491 --> 01:20:34.196 And now I just come to the bar, yes, exactly. 1341 01:20:34.196 --> 01:20:36.164 You're figuring it out. 1342 01:20:36.164 --> 01:20:39.968 You're a bright boy, you're figuring it out. 1343 01:20:41.937 --> 01:20:46.408 You need to get out of here while you're still a musician. 1344 01:20:46.408 --> 01:20:48.910 Just out of this bar? 1345 01:20:48.910 --> 01:20:50.946 Stop. 1346 01:20:50.946 --> 01:20:55.183 Yeah, all right, yeah, that's a good start, that's a good start. 1347 01:20:55.183 --> 01:21:00.255 Get out of this bar and don't go into another one. 1348 01:21:01.590 --> 01:21:04.559 And don't go into another one after that. 1349 01:21:05.927 --> 01:21:08.330 All right? 1350 01:21:08.330 --> 01:21:12.400 'Cause you, come on, 1351 01:21:12.400 --> 01:21:15.403 'cause you're still young 1352 01:21:15.403 --> 01:21:17.639 and you can still do... 1353 01:21:20.242 --> 01:21:25.013 You can still do something other than what I've done. 1354 01:21:26.648 --> 01:21:28.149 All right? 1355 01:21:29.251 --> 01:21:31.953 All right? 1356 01:21:31.953 --> 01:21:35.891 And there is nothing, I promise you, 1357 01:21:35.891 --> 01:21:40.195 I promise you, 'cause I have looked, 1358 01:21:40.195 --> 01:21:43.498 there is nothing more boring, 1359 01:21:43.498 --> 01:21:49.271 there is nothing more "Oh, my fuck, is he ever gonna go away" 1360 01:21:49.271 --> 01:21:55.176 than a guy who used to do stuff 1361 01:21:55.176 --> 01:21:59.247 who doesn't do stuff no more 1362 01:21:59.247 --> 01:22:01.983 because he's in a bar. 1363 01:22:06.288 --> 01:22:08.256 All right? 1364 01:22:08.256 --> 01:22:11.059 Yeah, yeah. 1365 01:22:11.059 --> 01:22:12.360 You promise? 1366 01:22:12.360 --> 01:22:13.495 No, I don't promise anything. 1367 01:22:13.495 --> 01:22:15.363 Come on, come on, please. 1368 01:22:15.363 --> 01:22:16.464 If you promise me, I'll get up. 1369 01:22:16.464 --> 01:22:20.936 Honest to God, man, this is gonna fuck you up. 1370 01:22:43.358 --> 01:22:47.295 Anybody want a drink, a shot, tell a story? 1371 01:22:47.295 --> 01:22:51.967 I don't want to be your girlfriend, Pete. 1372 01:22:51.967 --> 01:22:53.368 Do you not want to make out? 1373 01:22:53.368 --> 01:22:57.272 -That's cool. -I have drugs all the time. 1374 01:22:57.272 --> 01:22:59.541 I don't care. 1375 01:23:10.618 --> 01:23:12.320 Hey. 1376 01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:48.390 I want to dance. 1377 01:23:48.390 --> 01:23:51.026 Leave me a message. 1378 01:24:20.455 --> 01:24:21.556 We could just kill you. 1379 01:24:21.556 --> 01:24:22.724 That would be awesome. 1380 01:24:22.724 --> 01:24:25.527 Don't kill my roommate. 1381 01:24:25.527 --> 01:24:28.396 Y'all seem like a bunch of dingdongs, I'm not gonna lie. 1382 01:24:28.396 --> 01:24:30.131 No, let's get wild, I don't care. 1383 01:24:30.131 --> 01:24:31.466 I'm wild. 1384 01:24:31.466 --> 01:24:33.435 You got something strong in you? 1385 01:24:33.435 --> 01:24:35.537 You got some extra power? 1386 01:24:35.537 --> 01:24:37.705 You seem like an old Einstein type of cat, 1387 01:24:37.705 --> 01:24:39.474 don't got no sense at all. 1388 01:24:39.474 --> 01:24:42.377 No, don't fucking play into that fucking shit too. 1389 01:24:42.377 --> 01:24:46.214 You got some flavor? If you got flavor, baby, I'm ready for some flavor. 1390 01:24:46.214 --> 01:24:48.316 You seem weak as fuck. 1391 01:24:48.316 --> 01:24:51.519 Whatever, like, you ain't got nothing I guess? 1392 01:24:51.519 --> 01:24:55.457 You seem like two weak motherfuckers, actually. 1393 01:24:55.457 --> 01:24:57.692 That's my reckoning of this shit. 1394 01:24:57.692 --> 01:25:01.796 Like, I ain't got to worry about you at all. 1395 01:25:01.796 --> 01:25:04.365 -That's my thought. -No, you don't have to worry. 1396 01:25:04.365 --> 01:25:06.234 That's my thought. 1397 01:25:06.234 --> 01:25:10.105 That's my thing. 1398 01:25:10.105 --> 01:25:12.207 Stay on your side. Stay on your side. 1399 01:25:12.207 --> 01:25:14.442 I'm coming, let's go, let's fight, let's get wild. 1400 01:25:14.442 --> 01:25:17.645 Are you fighting my fucking, a fucking old man? 1401 01:25:17.645 --> 01:25:21.649 -This motherfucker is like 40 years older than you. -Come on, let's go outside. 1402 01:25:21.649 --> 01:25:23.551 I don't give a damn how old people are. 1403 01:25:23.551 --> 01:25:25.887 -I don't care about it. -You want to fight an old man? 1404 01:25:25.887 --> 01:25:28.556 -Let's go outside. -What is wrong with you mentally? 1405 01:25:28.556 --> 01:25:30.158 What is wrong with you mentally? 1406 01:25:30.158 --> 01:25:31.526 Do you want it? Do you want it yourself? 1407 01:25:31.526 --> 01:25:32.727 I don't want it, you want to punch me? 1408 01:25:32.727 --> 01:25:34.329 Hey! 1409 01:25:34.329 --> 01:25:35.463 Why do you want to fight an old man? 1410 01:25:35.463 --> 01:25:36.531 I've done told you twice. 1411 01:25:36.531 --> 01:25:37.832 He's an old man. 1412 01:25:37.832 --> 01:25:41.236 -You are a fucking old man. -Sit down. 1413 01:25:41.236 --> 01:25:42.637 Are you all weak bitches? 1414 01:25:42.637 --> 01:25:45.807 -Are y'all both weak bitches? -We're not weak. 1415 01:25:45.807 --> 01:25:47.375 -Don't touch my shit. -Yo! 1416 01:25:47.375 --> 01:25:50.145 -I'll kill you. -No one wants to fight. 1417 01:25:50.145 --> 01:25:51.246 Yo! 1418 01:25:51.246 --> 01:25:52.480 No violence, dude. 1419 01:25:52.480 --> 01:25:57.886 -I'll gonna fuck you up bad, son. -You want to fight? 1420 01:25:57.886 --> 01:26:00.622 -You want to just-- -We'll go outside. 1421 01:26:00.622 --> 01:26:02.557 -Yo. -Yeah? 1422 01:26:02.557 --> 01:26:03.725 You need to leave. 1423 01:26:03.725 --> 01:26:05.326 I probably do. 1424 01:26:05.326 --> 01:26:06.895 I agree. Come here. 1425 01:26:06.895 --> 01:26:08.496 Sit right here until I call you a cab. 1426 01:26:08.496 --> 01:26:11.799 Well, you're not starting shit anymore tonight. 1427 01:26:11.799 --> 01:26:13.801 So you can either sit down and wait for your cab 1428 01:26:13.801 --> 01:26:16.804 They've been starting shit for my taste. 1429 01:26:16.804 --> 01:26:19.707 I'm happy to. Let me get my drink. 1430 01:26:19.707 --> 01:26:22.410 I agree, right there. 1431 01:26:22.410 --> 01:26:25.813 You don't have to hand it me, son, Australia, 1432 01:26:25.813 --> 01:26:28.316 go on, stay in your own joint. 1433 01:26:28.316 --> 01:26:30.318 It doesn't require commentary. 1434 01:26:30.318 --> 01:26:33.321 I'll give you some commentary. 1435 01:26:33.321 --> 01:26:36.658 Wow, are you trying to kill me? 1436 01:26:36.658 --> 01:26:38.626 I'll do it. 1437 01:26:50.572 --> 01:26:53.741 -That was--that was too much acid. -What's going on out my door? 1438 01:26:53.741 --> 01:26:55.610 -The number of acids need to be less. -I don't know what's going on. 1439 01:26:55.610 --> 01:26:58.346 What is his problemo? 1440 01:26:58.346 --> 01:27:01.883 Yo, I'm confused, I don't know. 1441 01:27:01.883 --> 01:27:05.587 Do I have to go like get-- get in a street fight at the end? 1442 01:27:05.587 --> 01:27:07.789 -That'd be awesome. -You wanna have a smoke with me, darlin'? 1443 01:27:07.789 --> 01:27:09.757 -Huh? -You wanna smoke with me real quick? 1444 01:27:09.757 --> 01:27:11.659 I gotta take care of my customers. 1445 01:27:11.659 --> 01:27:12.994 I'm gonna call you a cab though. 1446 01:27:12.994 --> 01:27:14.896 No, no, I'm fine. 1447 01:27:14.896 --> 01:27:16.798 I think... 1448 01:27:19.234 --> 01:27:23.338 I--I have no problem fighting at all. 1449 01:27:23.338 --> 01:27:24.906 Let him out here, I'll be sweet. 1450 01:27:24.906 --> 01:27:25.974 Let's--it'll be-- 1451 01:27:25.974 --> 01:27:27.375 No, not right now. 1452 01:27:27.375 --> 01:27:29.911 I won't beat him up. 1453 01:27:29.911 --> 01:27:31.346 Are you sure? 'Cause I-- 1454 01:27:31.346 --> 01:27:33.648 Get your ass over there, stop. 1455 01:27:33.648 --> 01:27:36.985 I stopped needing people to fight my battles for me when I was 12. 1456 01:27:36.985 --> 01:27:38.820 I'm not fighting your battle. 1457 01:27:38.820 --> 01:27:40.822 -I just-- -I will send you out the back door. 1458 01:27:40.822 --> 01:27:43.591 -Let me go. -I know, I'm just trying to hang out with you. 1459 01:27:43.591 --> 01:27:46.261 The only reason I fucking hang out here. 1460 01:27:46.261 --> 01:27:47.562 Go sit down. 1461 01:27:47.562 --> 01:27:48.896 God dammit. 1462 01:27:48.896 --> 01:27:50.565 The hell? 1463 01:27:52.500 --> 01:27:53.534 All right. 1464 01:27:53.534 --> 01:28:00.275 Can I just play a different song on the jukebox than this fucking shit? 1465 01:28:00.275 --> 01:28:03.411 -What? -I don't express my opinion. 1466 01:28:03.411 --> 01:28:06.981 -Dude, I'm-- -Him and Harry are--he-- 1467 01:28:06.981 --> 01:28:09.584 they're like fucking around all night long. 1468 01:28:09.584 --> 01:28:11.753 I was almost asleep too. 1469 01:28:11.753 --> 01:28:14.055 Can you give me a pen so I can write all this? 1470 01:28:14.055 --> 01:28:15.590 You okay, baby? 1471 01:28:15.590 --> 01:28:17.425 Yes, he's fine. 1472 01:28:17.425 --> 01:28:19.494 What's up? 1473 01:28:19.494 --> 01:28:20.895 I played this song for you! 1474 01:28:20.895 --> 01:28:26.301 It's the only god damn song I can fuckin' play in the world. 1475 01:28:26.301 --> 01:28:27.802 Thank you. 1476 01:28:29.971 --> 01:28:34.575 I'm not joking about anything at all. 1477 01:28:34.575 --> 01:28:35.910 Sure you are, Pete. 1478 01:28:35.910 --> 01:28:37.078 No, I'm not. 1479 01:28:37.078 --> 01:28:38.713 Yeah. 1480 01:28:38.713 --> 01:28:41.082 My mom has been dead for 20 years. 1481 01:28:41.082 --> 01:28:42.450 It's cool. 1482 01:28:42.450 --> 01:28:43.751 What? 1483 01:28:43.751 --> 01:28:45.720 Yeah, we're good. 1484 01:28:47.989 --> 01:28:53.928 I hang out--I hang out in cemeteries for 20 years. 1485 01:28:53.928 --> 01:28:56.097 Thank you for all your hospitality. 1486 01:28:56.097 --> 01:28:58.066 Anytime. 1487 01:28:58.066 --> 01:29:03.438 -It was good while it lasted. -It was good while it lasted. 1488 01:29:03.438 --> 01:29:06.908 While it lasted. 1489 01:29:06.908 --> 01:29:08.743 Godspeed to you all. 1490 01:29:08.743 --> 01:29:10.678 Godspeed, Bo. 1491 01:29:10.678 --> 01:29:12.347 Woo! 1492 01:29:14.816 --> 01:29:17.752 It's the most Christian rock band that ever existed. 1493 01:29:17.752 --> 01:29:21.656 So, sorry that... 1494 01:29:27.095 --> 01:29:29.897 I don't know, dude, I went to church last Sunday. 1495 01:29:29.897 --> 01:29:31.599 -I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. -You did? 1496 01:29:31.599 --> 01:29:34.669 -I don't think any of that was my fault. -Where's your car? 1497 01:29:34.669 --> 01:29:36.504 It's right there. 1498 01:29:36.504 --> 01:29:37.772 You gonna drive? 1499 01:29:37.772 --> 01:29:40.508 I'm thinking about it. 1500 01:29:40.508 --> 01:29:41.843 Are you sure? 1501 01:29:41.843 --> 01:29:43.378 None of that shit was my fault. 1502 01:29:43.378 --> 01:29:45.046 That was fuckin' Pete. 1503 01:29:46.781 --> 01:29:48.449 Let me see how the keyhole feels. 1504 01:29:48.449 --> 01:29:50.418 I could drive if you want me to. 1505 01:29:50.418 --> 01:29:52.587 Uh... 1506 01:29:52.587 --> 01:29:55.923 Man, you're not particularly adept when you're sober. 1507 01:29:55.923 --> 01:30:03.698 I mean, you just tried to fight a man with eyes tattooed on his eyelids. 1508 01:30:03.698 --> 01:30:06.667 That doesn't mean I'm drunk, that means I'm right. 1509 01:30:06.667 --> 01:30:07.969 I don't wanna drive. 1510 01:30:07.969 --> 01:30:14.942 I've spent way more time in church than all of you motherfuckers this week. 1511 01:30:14.942 --> 01:30:16.077 You out? 1512 01:30:16.077 --> 01:30:18.413 -Even me? -John? 1513 01:30:28.990 --> 01:30:31.592 Happy trails. 1514 01:30:31.592 --> 01:30:35.530 We have a huge slowdown on the 15 1515 01:30:35.530 --> 01:30:40.001 specifically the slowdown right now in the southbound direction. 1516 01:30:40.001 --> 01:30:42.837 The lane restriction's in place in both directions, 1517 01:30:42.837 --> 01:30:44.972 so right now the backup is... 1518 01:30:47.975 --> 01:30:49.510 Are you hungry at all or no? 1519 01:30:49.510 --> 01:30:52.780 No, but I wouldn't mind a piece of cake. 1520 01:30:52.780 --> 01:30:54.782 I got french fries, I'm just eating this and french fries. 1521 01:30:54.782 --> 01:30:57.685 So what's that, a milkshake? 1522 01:30:57.685 --> 01:30:59.020 -I know, but... -They're very hot, so be careful. 1523 01:30:59.020 --> 01:31:00.188 -I know-- -Thank you so much. 1524 01:31:00.188 --> 01:31:01.522 Okay, how are you doing? 1525 01:31:01.522 --> 01:31:07.995 And that piece of chocolate cake over there, when you get a chance. 1526 01:31:07.995 --> 01:31:10.164 What kind of milkshake: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla? 1527 01:31:10.164 --> 01:31:13.901 -Vanilla, vanilla. -You want vanilla? Okay. 1528 01:31:13.901 --> 01:31:17.705 You want--and you want whipped cream then, right? 1529 01:31:17.705 --> 01:31:20.775 -The sweeter the better. -Yeah, okay. 1530 01:31:20.775 --> 01:31:23.611 Just keep adding to it, don't worry. 1531 01:31:45.633 --> 01:31:49.670 Y'all, I've been sitting here this whole time thinking that palm tree is real. 1532 01:31:49.670 --> 01:31:52.673 And I think it's a fucking light. 1533 01:31:52.673 --> 01:31:55.843 It is, it's a fucking fake light. 1534 01:32:04.785 --> 01:32:06.220 Yo. 1535 01:32:09.557 --> 01:32:10.992 Yo. 1536 01:32:18.533 --> 01:32:24.238 Hello, darlin', this is Louis, darlin'... 1537 01:32:25.540 --> 01:32:27.642 I'm freaking fried. 1538 01:32:27.642 --> 01:32:30.645 Me too. 1539 01:32:30.645 --> 01:32:35.049 Yes, Dana and Beth, I feel like you're gonna agree with me, 1540 01:32:35.049 --> 01:32:40.054 "I remember when Planet Hollywood used to be the Aladdin," 1541 01:32:40.054 --> 01:32:43.558 and anyone who lives in Las Vegas for a while has those kinds of memories, 1542 01:32:43.558 --> 01:32:46.127 so construction, nothing unusual for us, 1543 01:32:46.127 --> 01:32:49.630 but Clark County says that the amount of construction... 1544 01:32:52.934 --> 01:32:54.635 Hey, darlin'. 1545 01:32:54.635 --> 01:32:56.103 Hey. 1546 01:32:56.103 --> 01:32:57.705 Michael. 1547 01:32:57.705 --> 01:32:59.974 Michael. You gotta get up. 1548 01:32:59.974 --> 01:33:01.809 Time to go. 1549 01:33:01.809 --> 01:33:02.843 Come on. 1550 01:33:02.843 --> 01:33:05.212 Oh, I'm sorry. 1551 01:33:05.212 --> 01:33:10.885 -Come on, let me get you something to drink. -I gotta clean up, I gotta clean up. 1552 01:33:10.885 --> 01:33:14.956 Let me go--I--I--I'm sorry, I just... 1553 01:33:14.956 --> 01:33:17.158 It's okay, don't worry about it. 1554 01:33:25.132 --> 01:33:27.368 You want all this just thrown out? 1555 01:33:27.368 --> 01:33:30.271 Don't worry about it. Here, I'm gonna get you a drink, okay? 1556 01:33:30.271 --> 01:33:32.907 I got it, I'm gonna be here a while anyway. 1557 01:33:34.742 --> 01:33:36.978 Whoa. 1558 01:33:36.978 --> 01:33:38.713 Jesus. 1559 01:33:42.016 --> 01:33:43.884 Is John gone? 1560 01:33:43.884 --> 01:33:46.120 Everybody's gone, boo. 1561 01:33:53.728 --> 01:33:57.198 Thought about going to the Carolinas. 1562 01:33:57.198 --> 01:33:59.300 Have you ever been to Myrtle Beach? 1563 01:33:59.300 --> 01:34:02.870 Yeah, I've got family that's staying out there right now. 1564 01:34:03.904 --> 01:34:05.940 I'm about to move to Oregon. 1565 01:34:05.940 --> 01:34:08.809 I don't know, Virginia Beach is really nice. 1566 01:34:08.809 --> 01:34:10.378 I don't like the pebbles in the sand. 1567 01:34:10.378 --> 01:34:13.214 Really? See, I really liked it, I enjoyed it. 1568 01:34:13.214 --> 01:34:15.383 People are very nice there. 1569 01:34:15.383 --> 01:34:17.284 You gonna be okay drivin'? 1570 01:34:20.054 --> 01:34:22.723 You don't know nothin' about me, do you? 1571 01:34:22.723 --> 01:34:25.326 Huh? 1572 01:34:25.326 --> 01:34:28.396 I don't know, maybe I'll go to Spain and watch those bulls. 1573 01:34:28.396 --> 01:34:30.898 That sounds cool. 1574 01:34:30.898 --> 01:34:34.068 -Can I come? -Absolutely. 1575 01:34:34.068 --> 01:34:36.704 You know you would never leave all this. 1576 01:34:41.208 --> 01:34:44.278 I will miss the holidays here. 1577 01:34:44.278 --> 01:34:48.149 It's just special, everybody always comes out and... 1578 01:34:48.149 --> 01:34:50.885 You had a nice place here.