WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06.590 --> 00:00:08.551 (electronic music playing) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:24.483 --> 00:00:26.861 (women singing traditional song in foreign language) 5 00:00:41.542 --> 00:00:44.420 (chorus singing melancholy song in foreign language) 6 00:00:53.971 --> 00:00:55.389 BORAT: Jangshemash. 7 00:00:55.473 --> 00:00:56.932 My name a Borat. 8 00:00:57.016 --> 00:01:00.478 My life is nice. Not. 9 00:01:00.561 --> 00:01:02.980 But how I end up like this? 10 00:01:03.063 --> 00:01:05.483 14 year ago, 11 00:01:05.566 --> 00:01:09.612 I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. 12 00:01:09.695 --> 00:01:14.325 But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. 13 00:01:14.408 --> 00:01:18.496 Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. 14 00:01:18.579 --> 00:01:22.208 Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers. 15 00:01:22.291 --> 00:01:23.834 (grunts) 16 00:01:25.377 --> 00:01:27.546 Since Running of Jew had been canceled, 17 00:01:27.630 --> 00:01:31.884 all Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day, 18 00:01:31.967 --> 00:01:35.012 where we commemorate our heroic soldiers 19 00:01:35.095 --> 00:01:37.515 -who ran the camps. -(dance music playing) 20 00:01:37.598 --> 00:01:40.559 I was blamed for Kazakhstan’s failure 21 00:01:40.643 --> 00:01:43.354 and banned from ever make reportings again. 22 00:01:43.437 --> 00:01:46.816 I was publicly humiliate. 23 00:01:46.899 --> 00:01:49.568 -Ow! Wawaweewa! -(cheering) 24 00:01:49.652 --> 00:01:53.405 I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag. 25 00:01:53.489 --> 00:01:57.117 But 14 year later, men from government 26 00:01:57.201 --> 00:01:59.995 bring me to presidential palace. 27 00:02:06.085 --> 00:02:07.878 Premier Nazarbayev! 28 00:02:07.962 --> 00:02:10.130 Listen carefully, asshole. 29 00:02:10.214 --> 00:02:12.967 I have a mission for you. 30 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:15.177 BORAT: He explain that, while I was in gulag, 31 00:02:15.261 --> 00:02:18.097 US&A was ruin by an evil man 32 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:21.267 who stood against all American values. 33 00:02:21.350 --> 00:02:22.685 His name? 34 00:02:22.768 --> 00:02:24.728 Barack Obama. 35 00:02:24.812 --> 00:02:29.233 This led to other Africans becoming political leaders. 36 00:02:30.693 --> 00:02:33.112 But then a miracle occurred. 37 00:02:33.195 --> 00:02:37.992 A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power 38 00:02:38.075 --> 00:02:40.327 and made America great again. 39 00:02:40.411 --> 00:02:42.288 He also became buddies 40 00:02:42.371 --> 00:02:44.206 with tough-guy leaders across the world: 41 00:02:44.290 --> 00:02:45.499 Putin, 42 00:02:45.583 --> 00:02:46.834 Kim Jong-un, 43 00:02:46.917 --> 00:02:48.335 Bolsonaro 44 00:02:48.419 --> 00:02:49.837 and Kenneth West. 45 00:02:49.920 --> 00:02:52.339 Everyone apart from me. 46 00:02:52.423 --> 00:02:53.924 You, Sagdiyev... 47 00:02:54.008 --> 00:02:56.969 will return to US&A to deliver a gift 48 00:02:57.052 --> 00:03:00.514 so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. 49 00:03:00.598 --> 00:03:03.183 BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, 50 00:03:03.267 --> 00:03:04.852 since, on previous mission, 51 00:03:04.935 --> 00:03:08.939 I had accidentally made shit in front his house. 52 00:03:09.023 --> 00:03:11.692 So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. 53 00:03:11.775 --> 00:03:14.695 America’s most famous ladies man - 54 00:03:14.778 --> 00:03:17.781 -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier 55 00:03:17.865 --> 00:03:19.617 was known to be such a pussy hound 56 00:03:19.700 --> 00:03:23.829 that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. 57 00:03:23.913 --> 00:03:25.998 What is the gift? 58 00:03:26.707 --> 00:03:27.917 Johnny the Monkey. 59 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.919 BORAT: Johnny the Monkey, 60 00:03:30.002 --> 00:03:31.629 Kazakhstan’s Minister of Culture 61 00:03:31.712 --> 00:03:34.214 and number one porno star. 62 00:03:35.174 --> 00:03:38.302 A cameraman will follow you to document your mission. 63 00:03:38.385 --> 00:03:41.722 I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. 64 00:03:41.805 --> 00:03:43.307 Impossible. 65 00:03:43.390 --> 00:03:44.308 Why? 66 00:03:44.391 --> 00:03:45.601 You are sitting on him. 67 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.690 Also, get me a chocolate cake. 68 00:03:51.774 --> 00:03:54.151 Now, get him ready! 69 00:03:54.234 --> 00:03:56.695 ♪ ♪ 70 00:04:00.074 --> 00:04:03.118 These gypsy tears will keep you safe. 71 00:04:03.202 --> 00:04:04.620 (man singing lively song in foreign language) 72 00:04:15.798 --> 00:04:18.342 BORAT: Before I make commencings my mission, 73 00:04:18.425 --> 00:04:21.637 I returned to my village in order to give kiss 74 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:24.807 to my sons and make sexy time with my wife. 75 00:04:24.890 --> 00:04:27.434 I’m back, everybody! I’m back! 76 00:04:27.518 --> 00:04:31.522 But I discovered that my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay, 77 00:04:31.605 --> 00:04:34.024 had taken everything from me: 78 00:04:34.108 --> 00:04:37.778 my Mikhael the Mouse pajamas and my sons, 79 00:04:37.861 --> 00:04:40.614 Bilak, Biram and Hueylewis. 80 00:04:40.698 --> 00:04:42.116 That not my name anymore. 81 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:43.325 I’m so ashamed of you, 82 00:04:43.409 --> 00:04:44.451 I change it to... 83 00:04:44.535 --> 00:04:45.119 Jeffrey 84 00:04:45.202 --> 00:04:46.453 Epstein. 85 00:04:46.537 --> 00:04:48.455 (all shouting) 86 00:04:51.792 --> 00:04:54.962 BORAT: All I had left was my livestocks: 87 00:04:55.045 --> 00:04:57.589 two pigs, one cow 88 00:04:57.673 --> 00:04:58.966 and a daughter. 89 00:04:59.049 --> 00:05:01.010 (gentle orchestral music playing over TV) 90 00:05:01.093 --> 00:05:02.761 NARRATOR (over TV): Once upon a time, 91 00:05:02.845 --> 00:05:05.681 there was a lowly peasant girl called Melania 92 00:05:05.764 --> 00:05:07.766 from shithole country Slovenia 93 00:05:07.850 --> 00:05:11.145 who dreamed of marrying a rich old man. 94 00:05:12.604 --> 00:05:15.315 I have a non-male son? 95 00:05:16.650 --> 00:05:17.443 Daddy? 96 00:05:17.526 --> 00:05:20.029 Why are you living like this? 97 00:05:20.112 --> 00:05:24.033 Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. 98 00:05:24.116 --> 00:05:26.368 Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! 99 00:05:26.452 --> 00:05:28.328 BORAT: Mm. 100 00:05:28.412 --> 00:05:29.371 How old are you? 101 00:05:29.455 --> 00:05:30.914 Fifteen. 102 00:05:30.998 --> 00:05:32.374 Fifteen?!?? 103 00:05:32.458 --> 00:05:35.878 You’re the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan! 104 00:05:35.961 --> 00:05:39.465 I’m so happy that you’re back. 105 00:05:39.548 --> 00:05:42.384 I’m not. I’m off to US&A. 106 00:05:42.468 --> 00:05:43.844 Please take me with you! 107 00:05:43.927 --> 00:05:45.596 Not possible. 108 00:05:45.679 --> 00:05:47.222 (yelling in Kazakh) 109 00:05:50.267 --> 00:05:51.685 Please Daddy. 110 00:05:51.769 --> 00:05:53.353 (speaks Kazakh) 111 00:05:53.979 --> 00:05:55.230 Here... 112 00:05:55.314 --> 00:05:59.068 -have a piece of onion instead. -MAN: Sagdiyev. 113 00:05:59.151 --> 00:06:00.819 Johnny’s in the crate. 114 00:06:00.903 --> 00:06:02.071 You must leave now. 115 00:06:02.154 --> 00:06:05.783 Uh... nice to meet you. 116 00:06:07.409 --> 00:06:08.535 (grunts) 117 00:06:08.619 --> 00:06:10.370 I go to America! 118 00:06:10.454 --> 00:06:11.830 (crowd jeering) 119 00:06:11.914 --> 00:06:13.832 Go to hell, Sagdiyev! 120 00:06:13.916 --> 00:06:15.375 Don’t bother coming back this time! 121 00:06:15.459 --> 00:06:17.461 (crowd booing) 122 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.175 Get lost! May all your shits have antlers! 123 00:06:23.258 --> 00:06:26.345 BORAT: It was time for me to return to Yankeeland 124 00:06:26.428 --> 00:06:29.556 -to save my peoples. -(shouts) 125 00:06:29.640 --> 00:06:31.809 ♪ ♪ 126 00:06:35.771 --> 00:06:39.108 While Johnny traveled by luxury cruise ship, 127 00:06:39.191 --> 00:06:44.238 I was placed on cargo boat and arrived 22 days later. 128 00:06:46.782 --> 00:06:49.034 (group singing upbeat song in foreign language) 129 00:06:56.416 --> 00:07:01.004 That afternoon, I procure a sleeping apartment for Johnny 130 00:07:01.088 --> 00:07:02.881 and transform it into accommodation 131 00:07:02.965 --> 00:07:06.426 -suitable for an ape of his stature. -Welcome to US&A! 132 00:07:12.558 --> 00:07:14.351 While waiting for Johnny, 133 00:07:14.434 --> 00:07:18.397 I decide to make inspection of nearest village. 134 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:19.982 -MAN (Kazakh accent): My name a Borat. -What do you say? 135 00:07:20.065 --> 00:07:21.608 -Borat. -No, it’s not me. 136 00:07:21.692 --> 00:07:24.820 -High five. -No, that’s... (stammers) 137 00:07:24.903 --> 00:07:26.029 I must go. 138 00:07:26.113 --> 00:07:27.364 There was problem. 139 00:07:27.447 --> 00:07:29.950 People make recognize my face. 140 00:07:30.033 --> 00:07:31.743 (excited chatter) 141 00:07:31.827 --> 00:07:33.203 BORAT: Not me. 142 00:07:33.287 --> 00:07:34.496 I’ll pay you a dollar for an autograph. 143 00:07:34.580 --> 00:07:36.165 -You make mistake. -Can I get an autograph? 144 00:07:36.248 --> 00:07:38.250 BORAT: It not me. Yeah, it somebody else. 145 00:07:38.333 --> 00:07:40.669 -(excited chatter) -(tires screeching) 146 00:07:40.752 --> 00:07:42.421 BORAT: Or maybe it was gray suit. 147 00:07:42.504 --> 00:07:43.922 MAN: Borat! 148 00:07:44.006 --> 00:07:45.340 -I’m not Borat. -Borat! -Yeah, you are. 149 00:07:45.424 --> 00:07:46.800 -Yeah, you are. Can’t deny it. -I’m not Borat. 150 00:07:46.884 --> 00:07:48.093 (people cheering) 151 00:07:48.177 --> 00:07:49.386 BORAT: How would I do 152 00:07:49.469 --> 00:07:52.431 my secretive mission if I was famous? 153 00:07:52.514 --> 00:07:56.101 I would need disguises. 154 00:07:56.185 --> 00:07:57.477 -Ah. -What is this? 155 00:07:57.561 --> 00:07:59.354 -That almost looks like you. -What is that? 156 00:07:59.438 --> 00:08:01.523 BORAT: "Stupid foreigner reporter"? 157 00:08:01.607 --> 00:08:03.483 Yeah. Kind of looks like you. 158 00:08:03.567 --> 00:08:05.152 You got the dark hair and the mustache. 159 00:08:05.235 --> 00:08:07.321 No, but this is not like me. 160 00:08:07.404 --> 00:08:09.531 I mean, it does look like you. 161 00:08:09.615 --> 00:08:10.782 No? 162 00:08:10.866 --> 00:08:12.075 ♪ ♪ 163 00:08:15.245 --> 00:08:16.955 MAN: Take care. 164 00:08:17.039 --> 00:08:19.541 You’re welcome. Have a good day. 165 00:08:19.625 --> 00:08:22.169 BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. 166 00:08:22.252 --> 00:08:26.548 America had become calculator crazy. 167 00:08:26.632 --> 00:08:32.471 I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. 168 00:08:32.554 --> 00:08:34.848 I think we could get rid of this one for $30. 169 00:08:34.932 --> 00:08:36.391 -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) 170 00:08:36.475 --> 00:08:39.019 -What this? -FaceTime. 171 00:08:39.102 --> 00:08:40.312 Yes? 172 00:08:40.395 --> 00:08:42.189 -And now... -Hello? 173 00:08:42.272 --> 00:08:43.774 -Hello. -Who this? 174 00:08:43.857 --> 00:08:45.359 This is Brian. 175 00:08:45.442 --> 00:08:47.611 Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. 176 00:08:47.694 --> 00:08:51.531 Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. 177 00:08:51.615 --> 00:08:53.492 You are demon? 178 00:08:53.575 --> 00:08:55.202 This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... 179 00:08:55.285 --> 00:08:56.745 -Please be quiet. -...is me. 180 00:08:56.828 --> 00:09:00.082 -What? -If I say something, he says something. 181 00:09:00.165 --> 00:09:03.877 Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. 182 00:09:03.961 --> 00:09:06.338 Speakings not polite. 183 00:09:06.421 --> 00:09:09.758 So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions 184 00:09:09.841 --> 00:09:11.176 and it’ll give you answers. 185 00:09:11.260 --> 00:09:13.845 -I can make it typings? -Yes. 186 00:09:14.721 --> 00:09:17.349 -"Restaurants near me." -Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:17.432 --> 00:09:21.311 BORAT: Maybe I look for food that I like to eat. 188 00:09:21.395 --> 00:09:23.563 And for dessert, um... 189 00:09:28.235 --> 00:09:29.987 -What this? -Ah... 190 00:09:30.070 --> 00:09:33.156 That’s not what you’re talking about, I bet. 191 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:35.242 This is for dessert? 192 00:09:35.325 --> 00:09:37.577 No, this is probably what you’re looking for. 193 00:09:37.661 --> 00:09:41.331 It have a pictures of a woman with no clothes? 194 00:09:41.415 --> 00:09:44.835 -Most likely. -Wawaweewa. 195 00:09:44.918 --> 00:09:46.795 Can I make borrowings this, for one moment? 196 00:09:46.878 --> 00:09:49.047 -Sure. -I need go, uh, toilet. 197 00:09:49.131 --> 00:09:50.507 (chuckles softly) 198 00:09:50.590 --> 00:09:52.551 Uh, you stay here. 199 00:09:55.012 --> 00:09:56.388 (door creaks) 200 00:10:01.852 --> 00:10:04.187 (woman moaning over TV) 201 00:10:04.271 --> 00:10:05.480 (chuckles softly) 202 00:10:05.564 --> 00:10:07.941 I think he’s figuring it out. 203 00:10:08.025 --> 00:10:09.568 ♪ ♪ 204 00:10:09.651 --> 00:10:11.862 BORAT: Brian help me use calculator 205 00:10:11.945 --> 00:10:14.114 to find out that Johnny the Monkey 206 00:10:14.197 --> 00:10:17.284 would be deliver in three hours’ time. 207 00:10:17.367 --> 00:10:19.578 I was excite. 208 00:10:22.414 --> 00:10:24.082 (group singing upbeat song in foreign language) 209 00:10:28.378 --> 00:10:30.255 -How you doing, my friend? I’m Victor. -Yeah. 210 00:10:30.339 --> 00:10:32.632 -Pleased to meet you. -Nice meet you. (kisses) 211 00:10:32.716 --> 00:10:34.217 -You want me to help you open it? -Uh, yes, please. 212 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:41.058 BORAT: Johnny? 213 00:10:41.141 --> 00:10:42.934 Your Excellency? 214 00:10:47.439 --> 00:10:49.524 What are you doing here? 215 00:10:51.151 --> 00:10:53.278 -I accidentally fell in. -(speaks Kazakh) ...Johnny? 216 00:10:54.571 --> 00:10:56.156 Johnny? 217 00:10:57.616 --> 00:10:59.076 Johnny? 218 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:01.036 -Johnny? -(flies buzzing) 219 00:11:01.119 --> 00:11:02.746 (screams) 220 00:11:02.829 --> 00:11:04.873 (speaks Kazakh) 221 00:11:05.499 --> 00:11:07.334 You ate him...? 222 00:11:07.417 --> 00:11:09.252 No. 223 00:11:09.336 --> 00:11:10.754 He ate himself. 224 00:11:10.837 --> 00:11:12.839 (sighs) 225 00:11:12.923 --> 00:11:14.966 -You are going home! -(speaking Kazakh) 226 00:11:15.050 --> 00:11:17.135 Can you help me repack her, please? 227 00:11:17.219 --> 00:11:19.388 (speaking Kazakh) 228 00:11:21.515 --> 00:11:23.683 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -(both speaking Kazakh) 229 00:11:25.060 --> 00:11:26.436 (girl yells) 230 00:11:26.520 --> 00:11:28.397 Hammer, now. Now, now. Hammer. 231 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:31.024 (muffled): Tatti! 232 00:11:31.108 --> 00:11:33.735 (shouting in Kazakh) 233 00:11:36.488 --> 00:11:37.989 -Thank you, my friend. -Thank you. 234 00:11:40.909 --> 00:11:42.119 Uh, thank you. 235 00:11:44.121 --> 00:11:48.667 BORAT: I needed to give this wretched news to my premier, 236 00:11:48.750 --> 00:11:53.755 so I used my telephones to locate America’s fax machine. 237 00:11:55.507 --> 00:11:58.218 I need to, uh, make a contact with, uh, 238 00:11:58.301 --> 00:12:00.178 my premier, Nazarbayev. 239 00:12:00.262 --> 00:12:03.390 -I must inform him of some news. -Okay. 240 00:12:03.473 --> 00:12:05.225 What do you want it to say? 241 00:12:06.309 --> 00:12:08.895 "Sup." S-U-P. 242 00:12:11.398 --> 00:12:13.191 -That it? -Mm-hmm. 243 00:12:13.275 --> 00:12:14.609 MAN: Okay. 244 00:12:14.693 --> 00:12:17.529 (fax machine beeps, whirs) 245 00:12:20.657 --> 00:12:22.701 He sent you back, he said "S-U-P" 246 00:12:22.784 --> 00:12:25.287 with a question mark after it. 247 00:12:25.370 --> 00:12:27.831 -"Sup?" -Ah. 248 00:12:27.914 --> 00:12:31.376 Can you answer him, "Chillin’"? 249 00:12:31.460 --> 00:12:34.629 C-H-I-L-L-I... 250 00:12:38.592 --> 00:12:41.470 He sent you a picture this time. 251 00:12:43.013 --> 00:12:45.974 BORAT: This is him. It’s strange. 252 00:12:46.057 --> 00:12:47.893 Okay. 253 00:12:50.395 --> 00:12:52.272 "Sorry. Not for you. 254 00:12:52.355 --> 00:12:55.066 I was sexting my sister." 255 00:12:55.150 --> 00:12:57.068 (pounding on glass) 256 00:12:59.738 --> 00:13:01.823 (speaking Kazakh) 257 00:13:04.451 --> 00:13:05.869 BORAT: Uh, sorry. 258 00:13:05.952 --> 00:13:08.330 (fax machine whirs) 259 00:13:09.748 --> 00:13:11.500 "How is Johnny?" 260 00:13:11.583 --> 00:13:13.752 ♪ ♪ 261 00:13:16.588 --> 00:13:18.632 Can you write, uh, 262 00:13:18.715 --> 00:13:22.093 "He not as alive as he used to be"? 263 00:13:22.177 --> 00:13:23.845 MAN: That’s it? 264 00:13:31.436 --> 00:13:32.729 What did he write? 265 00:13:32.812 --> 00:13:35.440 He sent you a bunch of angry faces. 266 00:13:36.483 --> 00:13:39.194 "If you do not deliver bribe 267 00:13:39.277 --> 00:13:42.447 "to get me into strongman club, 268 00:13:42.531 --> 00:13:46.076 "you will be execute. 269 00:13:47.577 --> 00:13:52.624 You will find a new gift for him or you will die." 270 00:13:52.707 --> 00:13:56.628 What-what else do, uh, powerful men here like? 271 00:13:56.711 --> 00:13:58.547 (exhales sharply) 272 00:14:00.173 --> 00:14:01.758 NEWSWOMAN: (over TV): ...NBC talk show. 273 00:14:01.841 --> 00:14:03.718 TRUMP: I’m gonna get great ratings on your show. 274 00:14:03.802 --> 00:14:05.387 NEWSWOMAN: Trump is surrounded by women 275 00:14:05.470 --> 00:14:07.556 as music blares in the background. 276 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.560 Trump gestures to one and appears to say to Epstein, 277 00:14:11.643 --> 00:14:14.104 "Look at her back there. She’s hot." 278 00:14:14.187 --> 00:14:16.523 ♪ ♪ 279 00:14:20.402 --> 00:14:24.906 Can you write, uh, "My daughter is here. 280 00:14:24.990 --> 00:14:28.243 Shall I give her as gift?" 281 00:14:32.497 --> 00:14:34.499 -What he say? -"Perfect. 282 00:14:34.583 --> 00:14:38.378 She will be sexy gift for Michael Pence." 283 00:14:38.461 --> 00:14:41.756 -Wawaweewa. High five. -(chuckles) 284 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.092 Come inside! Come inside! 285 00:14:44.175 --> 00:14:46.094 (shushes) 286 00:14:46.177 --> 00:14:49.514 -Daddy, why is the sky so low? -This is a room. 287 00:14:49.598 --> 00:14:52.601 -I’m sorry I escaped from box -- -Never mind, I forgive you. 288 00:14:52.684 --> 00:14:54.644 I have decide... 289 00:14:54.728 --> 00:14:56.521 that you will stay here with me. 290 00:14:56.605 --> 00:14:58.440 You have been chosen... 291 00:14:58.523 --> 00:15:00.233 to be given as a gift 292 00:15:00.317 --> 00:15:01.443 to the Vice President. 293 00:15:02.986 --> 00:15:05.864 I will be the next Queen Melania? 294 00:15:05.947 --> 00:15:09.826 -Mm-hmm. -She’s the happiest wife in the world! 295 00:15:09.909 --> 00:15:11.661 (singing excitedly in foreign language) 296 00:15:15.707 --> 00:15:17.876 ♪ ♪ 297 00:15:22.297 --> 00:15:23.423 ♪ Hey! ♪ 298 00:15:23.506 --> 00:15:25.383 Uh... 299 00:15:25.467 --> 00:15:28.303 Now, where do girls sleep? 300 00:15:29.471 --> 00:15:32.307 All the answers are in here... 301 00:15:35.018 --> 00:15:38.730 ‘Daughter Owner’s Manual.’ 302 00:15:38.813 --> 00:15:42.484 Official publication of Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. 303 00:15:44.027 --> 00:15:44.944 Wait... 304 00:15:45.028 --> 00:15:46.946 ...you have a name? Wawaweewa. 305 00:15:47.739 --> 00:15:48.823 Tutar. 306 00:15:50.367 --> 00:15:53.662 -I need one of these... -BORAT: Ah. 307 00:15:53.745 --> 00:15:57.040 I know just the place! 308 00:16:01.878 --> 00:16:03.713 (tires screech) 309 00:16:05.757 --> 00:16:08.593 -Beat you! (laughs) -(exhales) 310 00:16:08.677 --> 00:16:10.136 MAN: What can I help you with? 311 00:16:10.220 --> 00:16:13.181 I prepare my daughter for market. 312 00:16:13.264 --> 00:16:18.311 And, uh, I am looking for, um, a suitable cage for her. 313 00:16:19.437 --> 00:16:21.314 Okay. A cage? 314 00:16:21.398 --> 00:16:23.274 -This is a pretty nice one here. -Oh! 315 00:16:23.358 --> 00:16:25.527 -900 bucks. -900? A lot of money. 316 00:16:25.610 --> 00:16:28.405 -Yeah. -BORAT: I think this one too expensive for you. 317 00:16:28.488 --> 00:16:29.906 No, Daddy. Please, please? 318 00:16:29.989 --> 00:16:31.866 Please, please, please. I want it. 319 00:16:31.950 --> 00:16:33.410 -She want it. -(chuckles) 320 00:16:33.493 --> 00:16:35.203 -Daughters. (laughs) -Yeah. 321 00:16:35.286 --> 00:16:37.038 -Teenagers. -Yeah, you got to make them happy. 322 00:16:37.122 --> 00:16:39.582 You got to make them happy. Yeah. 323 00:16:39.666 --> 00:16:41.793 How many other girls are gonna live in here with me? 324 00:16:41.876 --> 00:16:43.169 -(man chuckles) -BORAT: How many, uh, 325 00:16:43.253 --> 00:16:46.089 girls you normally put in a cage this size? 326 00:16:46.172 --> 00:16:48.174 Uh, one. 327 00:16:48.258 --> 00:16:51.136 But I hear, uh, McDonald Trump, he, uh, 328 00:16:51.219 --> 00:16:53.179 -cage, uh, Mexican children? -Well... 329 00:16:53.263 --> 00:16:55.640 -Yes? High five. (laughs) -Yeah, yeah. 330 00:16:58.101 --> 00:17:01.104 -What is this? -You put gas in it, propane. 331 00:17:01.187 --> 00:17:03.690 If I had a gypsy in a van and I opened the gas, 332 00:17:03.773 --> 00:17:05.442 -will it finish him? -Yeah, that-- Probably. 333 00:17:05.525 --> 00:17:06.943 -Yes? -Yeah. 334 00:17:07.026 --> 00:17:10.029 How many gypsies could I finish with one canister? 335 00:17:10.113 --> 00:17:12.615 However many you had in the van. 336 00:17:12.699 --> 00:17:17.412 Let’s say I wanted to, uh, um, finish lives of 20 gypsy. 337 00:17:17.495 --> 00:17:18.913 Would this be enough? 338 00:17:18.997 --> 00:17:19.998 Maybe the bigger one. 339 00:17:20.081 --> 00:17:21.249 -Ah, the bigger one. -Yeah. 340 00:17:21.332 --> 00:17:24.127 All right, you guys, your total is, uh, 341 00:17:24.210 --> 00:17:27.964 $1,491.82. 342 00:17:28.047 --> 00:17:31.176 Uh, too much. Maybe I take away some of this. 343 00:17:31.259 --> 00:17:33.428 (both speaking Kazakh) 344 00:17:36.389 --> 00:17:38.850 (shouting in Kazakh) 345 00:17:45.482 --> 00:17:46.649 We take it all. 346 00:17:46.733 --> 00:17:48.610 (orchestral music playing quietly over speaker) 347 00:17:48.693 --> 00:17:51.446 NARRATOR: One day, she was invited to a grand ball. 348 00:17:51.529 --> 00:17:54.616 When Fat King Donald saw Melania... 349 00:17:56.075 --> 00:17:59.704 ...he became more turgid than he’d ever been before. 350 00:18:01.831 --> 00:18:04.125 So, he grabbed her vagine. 351 00:18:08.129 --> 00:18:09.464 BORAT: Tutar. 352 00:18:09.547 --> 00:18:12.008 Your palace...awaits. 353 00:18:12.091 --> 00:18:13.134 Come see. 354 00:18:13.218 --> 00:18:14.803 (stammers, chuckles) 355 00:18:15.595 --> 00:18:17.096 Not allowed. 356 00:18:18.056 --> 00:18:19.224 You like it? 357 00:18:19.307 --> 00:18:21.309 It’s the best present I’ve ever had! 358 00:18:21.392 --> 00:18:24.020 Is it nicer than Melania’s cage? 359 00:18:24.103 --> 00:18:25.396 Not quite, 360 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:29.108 but similar to cage of the wife before her... 361 00:18:29.192 --> 00:18:30.443 ...Stormy Daniels. 362 00:18:30.527 --> 00:18:32.237 -Ah. -Get some sleep. 363 00:18:32.320 --> 00:18:36.699 Tomorrow we will get you ready for Pence. 364 00:18:37.408 --> 00:18:38.743 Well, good night. 365 00:18:39.828 --> 00:18:41.663 (door closes) 366 00:18:41.746 --> 00:18:43.915 Daddy, I love you. 367 00:18:45.458 --> 00:18:46.501 Thank you. 368 00:18:46.584 --> 00:18:48.920 ♪ ♪ 369 00:18:49.003 --> 00:18:52.215 There is so little wind in here! 370 00:18:53.716 --> 00:18:57.720 Look at me! I’m flying! 371 00:18:57.804 --> 00:18:59.722 Get inside. 372 00:18:59.806 --> 00:19:02.600 Where are we going? 373 00:19:02.684 --> 00:19:07.814 I’m taking you to meet one of America’s leading feminists. 374 00:19:07.897 --> 00:19:09.023 Ooh. 375 00:19:11.192 --> 00:19:13.444 Hi, I’m Macy. 376 00:19:13.528 --> 00:19:15.446 -It’s nice to meet you. -Nice meet you. 377 00:19:15.530 --> 00:19:16.865 Come sit with me. 378 00:19:16.948 --> 00:19:19.284 -You are sugar baby. -I am. 379 00:19:19.367 --> 00:19:21.035 What is sugar baby? 380 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:25.999 So, pretty much, a sugar baby is a younger girl like you and I, 381 00:19:26.082 --> 00:19:28.459 and we’re dating someone who’s older. 382 00:19:28.543 --> 00:19:30.837 -Yes. -And how old do you like them? 383 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:32.297 That’s the question. 384 00:19:32.380 --> 00:19:35.049 -Nearly dead. -Okay, then, you should 385 00:19:35.133 --> 00:19:36.843 get someone who just had a heart attack. 386 00:19:36.926 --> 00:19:38.720 -Yes. -Okay, high five. 387 00:19:38.803 --> 00:19:40.597 -High five. -I love that. That’s what you want. 388 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:45.143 As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive. 389 00:19:45.226 --> 00:19:48.897 -You want to be more submissive. -Oh. 390 00:19:48.980 --> 00:19:53.276 We have to be kind of weak. 391 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:54.652 But I’m strong. 392 00:19:54.736 --> 00:19:57.322 I can open a beer with my small hole. 393 00:19:58.364 --> 00:19:59.866 I can’t-- I-- Look, 394 00:19:59.949 --> 00:20:02.702 we got to be appropriate and ladylike. 395 00:20:02.785 --> 00:20:04.913 -Okay. -(grunts) 396 00:20:04.996 --> 00:20:07.373 This is what you’re not supposed to do. 397 00:20:08.207 --> 00:20:09.459 (cap pops) 398 00:20:09.542 --> 00:20:11.753 Okay, you did do it. 399 00:20:11.836 --> 00:20:15.840 Okay, so we’re not gonna do what you just did ever on a date. 400 00:20:15.924 --> 00:20:17.800 ’Cause if you do that, they won’t like you. 401 00:20:17.884 --> 00:20:19.928 You want them to like you. 402 00:20:20.011 --> 00:20:22.055 And so that way, you can get money from them. 403 00:20:22.138 --> 00:20:24.515 What can I do to make a man like me? 404 00:20:24.599 --> 00:20:27.560 You need a total makeover. Okay? 405 00:20:27.644 --> 00:20:31.439 From face to hair to clothes to personality 406 00:20:31.522 --> 00:20:33.691 to gestures and to what you’re doing. 407 00:20:33.775 --> 00:20:35.401 -Yes. -Are you ready for a makeover? 408 00:20:35.485 --> 00:20:37.111 -Yes. -Okay. 409 00:20:37.195 --> 00:20:38.780 ♪ I’m coming... ♪ 410 00:20:38.863 --> 00:20:42.992 Can you come with me to the hairdresser? 411 00:20:43.076 --> 00:20:46.871 No, what if they recognize me? 412 00:20:46.955 --> 00:20:48.665 Just disguise yourself as an American. 413 00:20:48.748 --> 00:20:50.208 ♪ Out... ♪ 414 00:20:50.291 --> 00:20:51.668 I’m Melinda. 415 00:20:51.751 --> 00:20:53.836 My name John Chevrolet. 416 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:55.546 Nice to meet you. 417 00:20:55.630 --> 00:20:58.800 I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie. 418 00:20:58.883 --> 00:21:01.427 -We can do it. -You want to see the hair? 419 00:21:01.511 --> 00:21:03.388 I would like to see her hair, yes. 420 00:21:03.471 --> 00:21:06.140 -Okay. -No, ma’am. Not that hair. 421 00:21:06.224 --> 00:21:09.727 I have a, um, idea of a hair. 422 00:21:09.811 --> 00:21:10.687 Okay. 423 00:21:10.770 --> 00:21:12.063 BORAT: This one. Nice one. 424 00:21:12.146 --> 00:21:14.190 MELINDA: This is actually a gentleman. 425 00:21:14.273 --> 00:21:15.900 -This is a man? -Yes, sir. 426 00:21:15.984 --> 00:21:18.611 ♪ I’m coming out ♪ 427 00:21:18.695 --> 00:21:21.239 ♪ I want the world to know... ♪ 428 00:21:21.322 --> 00:21:23.616 WOMAN: Okay, so we’re gonna do a spray tan today. 429 00:21:23.700 --> 00:21:25.451 How dark is she wanting to go? 430 00:21:25.535 --> 00:21:27.829 What color is best for racist family? 431 00:21:27.912 --> 00:21:29.539 I would say right here. 432 00:21:29.622 --> 00:21:31.708 I wouldn’t go any darker than a six or a seven. 433 00:21:31.791 --> 00:21:33.126 TUTAR: Tatti. 434 00:21:33.209 --> 00:21:36.004 Tatti. Monkey’s cock. 435 00:21:36.087 --> 00:21:38.172 Don’t. 436 00:21:38.256 --> 00:21:40.383 -Delicious. -That is not to eat. -No, no, no. 437 00:21:40.466 --> 00:21:42.010 And what, uh, flavor this one? Can I...? 438 00:21:42.093 --> 00:21:46.347 It’s not a flavor... Awesome. 439 00:21:46.431 --> 00:21:49.183 -It’s not so nice. -It’s not food. I told you that. 440 00:21:51.269 --> 00:21:52.520 Wawaweewa. 441 00:21:52.603 --> 00:21:54.022 (exhales) 442 00:21:54.105 --> 00:21:55.690 ♪ I want the world to know... ♪ 443 00:21:55.773 --> 00:21:58.192 I need dress with real sexy peels. 444 00:21:58.276 --> 00:21:59.360 Okay. 445 00:21:59.444 --> 00:22:02.739 Where is the "no means yes" section? 446 00:22:02.822 --> 00:22:06.576 (both laughing) 447 00:22:06.659 --> 00:22:08.369 Yes? 448 00:22:09.912 --> 00:22:11.831 Okay, we need to try this on. 449 00:22:18.546 --> 00:22:20.298 -This is not a dress. -What this? 450 00:22:20.381 --> 00:22:21.966 Uh, this is a bag... 451 00:22:22.050 --> 00:22:24.093 -Mm. -...that just goes over the dress. 452 00:22:24.177 --> 00:22:25.595 Very nice. 453 00:22:25.678 --> 00:22:28.264 -Tutar, you like the dress? -Yes, I love it. 454 00:22:28.347 --> 00:22:32.185 -The man who own this, his name Michelle? -No. 455 00:22:32.268 --> 00:22:33.728 This is my store. 456 00:22:33.811 --> 00:22:35.938 My name’s Michelle, and I own this store. 457 00:22:36.022 --> 00:22:38.608 -What? -Yes. 458 00:22:40.026 --> 00:22:43.404 Daddy, a woman can own a business? 459 00:22:43.488 --> 00:22:45.031 Uh... 460 00:22:45.114 --> 00:22:48.576 No, when a woman owns a business her brain breaks 461 00:22:48.659 --> 00:22:50.119 and her head falls off. 462 00:22:50.203 --> 00:22:51.621 Just like the previous owners, look... 463 00:22:52.830 --> 00:22:54.957 So young... tragic. 464 00:22:56.167 --> 00:22:57.710 (Borat sighs) 465 00:22:57.794 --> 00:22:59.921 Could a woman ever be a journalist? 466 00:23:00.755 --> 00:23:02.131 No, it’s dangerous. 467 00:23:02.215 --> 00:23:04.425 Look at the manual. 468 00:23:04.509 --> 00:23:08.304 This happened when a woman tried to be a journalist. 469 00:23:11.474 --> 00:23:13.226 What about driving a car? 470 00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:14.852 Driving a car!? 471 00:23:14.936 --> 00:23:17.688 This is what happened when a woman drove a car. 472 00:23:20.316 --> 00:23:22.443 Can a woman ask questions? 473 00:23:22.527 --> 00:23:23.986 Questions? 474 00:23:25.738 --> 00:23:27.281 I think it’s dangerous. 475 00:23:27.365 --> 00:23:28.950 Ah. 476 00:23:30.409 --> 00:23:32.453 Time for bed. 477 00:23:32.537 --> 00:23:36.290 Tomorrow you’ll observe how American girls behave in public. 478 00:23:36.374 --> 00:23:38.376 ♪ ♪ 479 00:23:38.459 --> 00:23:40.920 MAN (over speaker): Howdy, folks. Welcome. 480 00:23:44.632 --> 00:23:45.925 Look, Daddy! 481 00:23:46.008 --> 00:23:48.636 The fathers hold their daughter’s hands here! 482 00:23:48.719 --> 00:23:50.930 He probably forgot to bring a leash. 483 00:23:51.013 --> 00:23:52.348 Daddy, hold my hand 484 00:23:52.431 --> 00:23:54.892 or they will know you are fake 485 00:23:59.939 --> 00:24:01.315 (Tutar laughs) 486 00:24:01.399 --> 00:24:03.568 ♪ ♪ 487 00:24:10.575 --> 00:24:12.743 (woman singing upbeat folk song in foreign language) 488 00:24:23.629 --> 00:24:25.047 Could a daddy ever love a daughter 489 00:24:25.131 --> 00:24:26.716 as much as he love his sons? 490 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:32.096 No, any father who did that would be sentenced to death. 491 00:24:32.180 --> 00:24:33.181 Uh-huh. 492 00:24:33.264 --> 00:24:36.642 -Howdy doody. -Hey, how are ya? 493 00:24:36.726 --> 00:24:38.853 I would like purchase a cake. 494 00:24:38.936 --> 00:24:41.814 -Mm-hmm. -Prodigious size, 495 00:24:41.898 --> 00:24:44.025 made of chocolate for my glorious leader, please. 496 00:24:44.108 --> 00:24:45.067 Okay. 497 00:24:45.151 --> 00:24:47.195 BORAT: Can you put, um... 498 00:24:47.278 --> 00:24:48.946 -message on it, please? -By the-- Yes, sir. 499 00:24:49.030 --> 00:24:50.865 What would you like on this? 500 00:24:50.948 --> 00:24:52.033 Um... 501 00:24:52.116 --> 00:24:54.368 "Jews... 502 00:24:54.452 --> 00:24:57.413 will not replace us." 503 00:24:57.496 --> 00:24:59.665 Okay. 504 00:25:03.461 --> 00:25:06.214 And maybe smiley face underneath. 505 00:25:06.297 --> 00:25:08.299 -Okay. -To put him in a good mood. 506 00:25:10.092 --> 00:25:12.470 -Thank you. -You’re welcome. 507 00:25:12.553 --> 00:25:15.223 -If we could pack that up, please. Thank you. -Yes. 508 00:25:15.306 --> 00:25:17.141 Is there anything else I can help you with? 509 00:25:17.225 --> 00:25:18.893 -This is enough. Thank you very much. -You sure? 510 00:25:18.976 --> 00:25:20.311 -Yes, that’s it. -Okay, thank you. 511 00:25:20.394 --> 00:25:22.813 I want to have a cake too. 512 00:25:22.897 --> 00:25:24.607 No. Daughters are not allowed to have cake. 513 00:25:24.690 --> 00:25:26.817 Please! Please! Please! 514 00:25:26.901 --> 00:25:28.778 It is illegal to give you treat. 515 00:25:28.861 --> 00:25:30.529 -Teenagers. (chuckles) -(woman chuckles) 516 00:25:30.613 --> 00:25:33.157 Please, give it to me, Daddy! Give it to me! 517 00:25:33.241 --> 00:25:34.867 Give it to me! Give it to me! 518 00:25:34.951 --> 00:25:37.328 -Okay, choose cake, choose cake. -WOMAN: A new one? Okay. 519 00:25:37.411 --> 00:25:40.456 (giggling) 520 00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:42.291 WOMAN: You want to pick it out? 521 00:25:42.375 --> 00:25:44.252 I will regret this. (chuckles) 522 00:25:44.335 --> 00:25:46.921 -I want this one with the baby on it. -WOMAN: Okay. 523 00:25:47.004 --> 00:25:48.464 BORAT: It have a lot of cream. 524 00:25:48.547 --> 00:25:50.800 (both chuckle) 525 00:25:50.883 --> 00:25:54.011 This is our little secret. 526 00:25:54.095 --> 00:25:55.388 No, no, no. 527 00:25:55.471 --> 00:25:58.557 I do not want the authorities to see. 528 00:25:58.641 --> 00:26:01.185 Ooo! I can’t wait to eat this! 529 00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:02.561 Hide back here. 530 00:26:03.854 --> 00:26:05.022 Ready. 531 00:26:05.106 --> 00:26:06.482 Okay, slow down! 532 00:26:06.565 --> 00:26:07.858 But it’s so good! 533 00:26:07.942 --> 00:26:10.278 I know, but go slower, slower! 534 00:26:10.361 --> 00:26:12.154 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 535 00:26:12.238 --> 00:26:14.365 (gagging) 536 00:26:14.448 --> 00:26:16.325 Are you ok? 537 00:26:16.409 --> 00:26:18.577 I swallowed the baby. 538 00:26:19.287 --> 00:26:20.621 Are you serious? 539 00:26:20.705 --> 00:26:21.831 I swallowed the baby. 540 00:26:21.914 --> 00:26:23.958 You’re not supposed to eat the baby! 541 00:26:24.041 --> 00:26:26.210 (grunting) 542 00:26:27.586 --> 00:26:28.713 Hurry, come with me! 543 00:26:28.796 --> 00:26:30.673 We must get you to a doctor! 544 00:26:30.756 --> 00:26:33.509 ♪ ♪ 545 00:26:33.592 --> 00:26:35.886 -I have a baby inside me. -MAN: Mm-hmm. 546 00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:38.306 And I want to take it out of me. 547 00:26:38.389 --> 00:26:39.557 Mm-hmm. 548 00:26:40.808 --> 00:26:42.643 Right. 549 00:26:42.727 --> 00:26:44.312 She want it out now, please. 550 00:26:44.395 --> 00:26:45.896 -Right, I... -Can you take it out? 551 00:26:45.980 --> 00:26:47.231 No, we cannot. 552 00:26:47.315 --> 00:26:49.317 -That’s not what we do here. -And why not? 553 00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:51.569 -What you say, "take it out..." -Yes. 554 00:26:51.652 --> 00:26:52.903 You end that life. 555 00:26:52.987 --> 00:26:54.864 That-that life will die. 556 00:26:54.947 --> 00:26:56.324 Well, it already dead. It not living. 557 00:26:56.407 --> 00:26:58.242 No, it is living right now. It has a heart... 558 00:26:58.326 --> 00:27:00.870 -No, it this big. -It has a heartbeat right now. 559 00:27:00.953 --> 00:27:02.038 I don’t think so. 560 00:27:02.121 --> 00:27:03.539 It is a living, 561 00:27:03.622 --> 00:27:06.000 breathing life that God has created. 562 00:27:06.083 --> 00:27:07.585 I don’t think he’s breathing. 563 00:27:07.668 --> 00:27:10.504 We can show you that it’s breathing. 564 00:27:10.588 --> 00:27:12.673 -It hurt my stomach. -Mm-hmm. 565 00:27:12.757 --> 00:27:15.259 And it will hurt my asshole. 566 00:27:15.343 --> 00:27:17.386 -Mm-hmm. -BORAT: If it come out, 567 00:27:17.470 --> 00:27:20.056 yes, because the-the arm, 568 00:27:20.139 --> 00:27:22.516 the arm like this. 569 00:27:22.600 --> 00:27:25.102 -It can tear it. -Right. 570 00:27:25.186 --> 00:27:30.316 I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her. 571 00:27:30.399 --> 00:27:31.901 You don’t need to feel bad. 572 00:27:31.984 --> 00:27:34.653 I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure, 573 00:27:34.737 --> 00:27:37.156 and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her. 574 00:27:37.239 --> 00:27:38.491 Mm-hmm. 575 00:27:38.574 --> 00:27:41.285 -You keep calling her your daughter. -Yes. 576 00:27:41.369 --> 00:27:42.787 Okay. 577 00:27:42.870 --> 00:27:45.498 -Is he your father? -Yes. 578 00:27:45.581 --> 00:27:46.624 -This is your daughter? -BORAT: Yes. 579 00:27:46.707 --> 00:27:48.876 -Yes. -Okay. 580 00:27:50.378 --> 00:27:52.671 I wanted to give my daughter a treat... 581 00:27:52.755 --> 00:27:54.382 I understand. I... I don’t need to hear any... 582 00:27:54.465 --> 00:27:56.675 -And she was... -I don’t need to hear any more of that. 583 00:27:56.759 --> 00:27:58.761 -I understand... -She just had to... 584 00:27:58.844 --> 00:28:00.304 ...that-that she is... 585 00:28:00.388 --> 00:28:01.972 -But look at that face. -I understand. 586 00:28:02.056 --> 00:28:03.849 -How could I not give it to her? -I understand. 587 00:28:03.933 --> 00:28:05.601 -Would you have not give it to her? -I understand. 588 00:28:05.684 --> 00:28:07.353 Listen, uh, it really... 589 00:28:07.436 --> 00:28:10.606 That is not important right now. 590 00:28:10.689 --> 00:28:12.191 We’re at this moment. 591 00:28:12.274 --> 00:28:15.111 It really doesn’t matter how we got to this moment. 592 00:28:15.194 --> 00:28:18.489 When he treat me, he said, "This will be our little secret." 593 00:28:18.572 --> 00:28:21.659 Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, 594 00:28:21.742 --> 00:28:24.495 so no... no one can see. 595 00:28:24.578 --> 00:28:27.331 Now that you know that I am her father, 596 00:28:27.415 --> 00:28:29.375 can we take it out now, please? 597 00:28:29.458 --> 00:28:31.836 God is the one who creates life. 598 00:28:31.919 --> 00:28:34.422 And God doesn’t make accidents. 599 00:28:35.923 --> 00:28:37.550 (Tutar grunting) 600 00:28:37.633 --> 00:28:40.261 -BORAT: Push! -Oh, it hurt! 601 00:28:40.344 --> 00:28:42.471 -Hurt! -BORAT: Push out the baby! 602 00:28:42.555 --> 00:28:45.057 (Tutar straining) 603 00:28:45.141 --> 00:28:47.643 -BORAT: Push it out. -TUTAR: Ooh, it hurt! 604 00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:48.978 BORAT: Push... 605 00:28:49.061 --> 00:28:50.438 -(water splashes) -TUTAR: The baby, it out. 606 00:28:50.521 --> 00:28:51.814 BORAT: Okay, flush it down. 607 00:28:51.897 --> 00:28:54.483 But the Jesus people said we have to keep it. 608 00:28:54.567 --> 00:28:56.444 BORAT: It disgusting. It smell retched. 609 00:28:56.527 --> 00:28:58.112 Flush the baby away! 610 00:28:58.195 --> 00:28:59.280 I’m keeping it. 611 00:28:59.363 --> 00:29:01.157 Okay, okay. 612 00:29:02.324 --> 00:29:05.703 -Ah, she want to keep the baby. -Mm. 613 00:29:05.786 --> 00:29:07.663 You know what it’s like. 614 00:29:07.746 --> 00:29:10.166 (Borat sighs) 615 00:29:10.249 --> 00:29:11.876 Tutar... 616 00:29:11.959 --> 00:29:15.838 Your makeover is complete... I think you are ready for Pence. 617 00:29:15.921 --> 00:29:18.007 -Really? -BORAT: Mm. 618 00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:21.093 But to be sure, let’s have a practice run tonight. 619 00:29:21.177 --> 00:29:22.887 Cinderella... 620 00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:24.847 it’s time... 621 00:29:24.930 --> 00:29:26.682 to go to a ball. 622 00:29:35.941 --> 00:29:37.401 BORAT: Before the ball, 623 00:29:37.485 --> 00:29:40.488 I would meet with fancy lady who would help me 624 00:29:40.571 --> 00:29:43.407 introduce my daughter to high societies. 625 00:29:43.491 --> 00:29:45.534 WOMAN: Hi. How are you today? 626 00:29:45.618 --> 00:29:47.620 Good. Uh, Cliff. Cliff Safari. 627 00:29:47.703 --> 00:29:49.914 And my name is Dr. Jeanie. 628 00:29:49.997 --> 00:29:52.124 So nice to meet you today. 629 00:29:52.208 --> 00:29:54.835 My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to get her 630 00:29:54.919 --> 00:29:57.713 ready for ball. 631 00:29:57.796 --> 00:29:59.798 So the thing about it is 632 00:29:59.882 --> 00:30:03.052 we want to get your daughter all prepared 633 00:30:03.135 --> 00:30:06.722 by showing her the right kinds of things to do. 634 00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:07.932 Hell yeah! 635 00:30:08.015 --> 00:30:10.184 (classical music playing) 636 00:30:12.686 --> 00:30:15.231 (indistinct chatter) 637 00:30:23.906 --> 00:30:26.116 EMCEE: Now let us present the debutantes. 638 00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:29.495 Miss Mamie Henderson, daughter of Mr. Bill Henderson 639 00:30:29.578 --> 00:30:31.163 and Laura Schofield. 640 00:30:31.247 --> 00:30:33.791 She is presented by her father. 641 00:30:33.874 --> 00:30:35.834 Daddy, you need to hold my arm, 642 00:30:35.918 --> 00:30:38.712 so they think we’re American. 643 00:30:38.796 --> 00:30:41.215 Okay... just this once. 644 00:30:41.298 --> 00:30:44.510 EMCEE: Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond 645 00:30:44.593 --> 00:30:49.640 and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III. 646 00:30:49.723 --> 00:30:52.643 Miss Drummond is attending Grand Canyon University 647 00:30:52.726 --> 00:30:55.145 where she is double majoring in cage maintenance 648 00:30:55.229 --> 00:30:58.732 and electronics with a focus on VCR repair. 649 00:31:00.693 --> 00:31:03.571 When I at the ball, is it sufficient 650 00:31:03.654 --> 00:31:07.449 to make little braggings about little missy? 651 00:31:07.533 --> 00:31:09.243 -Maybe, yes. -(chuckles softly) 652 00:31:09.326 --> 00:31:10.536 And you know what? 653 00:31:10.619 --> 00:31:15.082 You have to do it very, let’s say... 654 00:31:15.165 --> 00:31:16.584 graciously. 655 00:31:16.667 --> 00:31:18.711 -That’s your daughter? -Yeah. 656 00:31:18.794 --> 00:31:22.214 -That’s what we love in the South. -Yeah. 657 00:31:22.298 --> 00:31:24.216 -Pretty girls. -Yeah. 658 00:31:24.300 --> 00:31:27.720 Okay. It’s-it’s... They’re fun. 659 00:31:27.803 --> 00:31:31.890 How much you think my daughter is worth? 660 00:31:32.808 --> 00:31:33.976 Five hundred dollars. 661 00:31:34.059 --> 00:31:35.519 Ooh, thank you. 662 00:31:35.603 --> 00:31:38.981 -You my best friend, buddy. -(chuckles) 663 00:31:40.983 --> 00:31:44.069 -It’s all a... -That’s fucking gross. 664 00:31:44.153 --> 00:31:47.364 My daughter have her moon blood arrive. 665 00:31:47.448 --> 00:31:50.242 Can she still go to a ball? 666 00:31:50.326 --> 00:31:51.744 -Mm-hmm. -Ah, good, so she... 667 00:31:51.827 --> 00:31:54.622 We’re able to do a lot of things even though 668 00:31:54.705 --> 00:31:58.917 we have womanly things that we go through every... 669 00:31:59.001 --> 00:32:01.211 moon time you’re talking about. 670 00:32:01.295 --> 00:32:03.297 ♪ ♪ 671 00:32:08.886 --> 00:32:11.639 -(music ends) -(cheering, applause) 672 00:32:11.722 --> 00:32:15.517 We’d now like to invite Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond 673 00:32:15.601 --> 00:32:20.564 and her father, Professor Phillip Drummond III, 674 00:32:20.648 --> 00:32:22.441 for our traditional father/daughter dance. 675 00:32:22.524 --> 00:32:25.277 -(applause) -It’s my moon blood. 676 00:32:25.361 --> 00:32:26.820 It started? 677 00:32:26.904 --> 00:32:29.156 Yes. 678 00:32:29.239 --> 00:32:31.241 Fantastic! 679 00:32:31.325 --> 00:32:33.202 Now we can wow them... 680 00:32:33.285 --> 00:32:36.622 with our traditional fertility dance! 681 00:32:39.583 --> 00:32:43.754 Um, can you play... (speaking indistinctly) 682 00:32:49.301 --> 00:32:51.553 (upbeat folk music playing) 683 00:32:53.722 --> 00:32:55.891 (rhythmic clapping) 684 00:33:06.151 --> 00:33:08.696 ♪ ♪ 685 00:33:29.550 --> 00:33:32.136 (crowd gasping) 686 00:33:34.596 --> 00:33:36.807 ♪ ♪ 687 00:33:49.903 --> 00:33:53.907 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 688 00:33:53.991 --> 00:33:55.909 -♪ Hey! ♪ -(music stops) 689 00:33:55.993 --> 00:33:58.287 (crowd murmuring) 690 00:33:58.370 --> 00:34:00.539 -(Tutar crying) -(thunder rumbling) 691 00:34:03.625 --> 00:34:07.337 I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania! 692 00:34:10.841 --> 00:34:13.218 Why do American men hate me? 693 00:34:13.302 --> 00:34:15.471 ♪ ♪ 694 00:34:28.066 --> 00:34:29.735 (sighs softly) 695 00:34:34.072 --> 00:34:35.699 (Tutar crying softly) 696 00:34:39.995 --> 00:34:40.996 Come in. 697 00:34:42.706 --> 00:34:44.208 Really? 698 00:34:44.291 --> 00:34:45.834 Do you mean it, Daddy? 699 00:34:50.380 --> 00:34:54.468 -Thank you so much, Daddy. -Okay. (speaks Kazakh) 700 00:35:00.432 --> 00:35:02.601 (speaking Kazakh) 701 00:35:14.029 --> 00:35:16.198 ♪ ♪ 702 00:35:30.379 --> 00:35:31.755 BORAT: Tutar! 703 00:35:32.464 --> 00:35:35.050 I’ve got great news! 704 00:35:35.759 --> 00:35:38.136 Pence is speaking nearby. 705 00:35:38.220 --> 00:35:39.888 We’ll gift you today. 706 00:35:39.972 --> 00:35:42.975 -But I am not ready yet. -Of course you’re ready! 707 00:35:43.058 --> 00:35:45.018 You are ready for the golden cage! 708 00:35:46.144 --> 00:35:47.187 Okay, Daddy! 709 00:35:47.271 --> 00:35:48.146 ♪ ♪ 710 00:35:48.230 --> 00:35:51.525 (both speaking Kazakh excitedly) 711 00:35:53.318 --> 00:35:57.281 BORAT: Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter 712 00:35:57.364 --> 00:35:59.324 to the vice pussy-grabber. 713 00:35:59.408 --> 00:36:01.118 But how would I slip in 714 00:36:01.201 --> 00:36:04.705 to this conference of Republicans unnoticed? 715 00:36:04.788 --> 00:36:07.374 Suddenly, I had an idea. 716 00:36:07.457 --> 00:36:09.626 ♪ ♪ 717 00:36:11.003 --> 00:36:13.589 I’m Stephen Miller. Sorry I’m late. 718 00:36:26.727 --> 00:36:29.021 I needed to get Tutar to Pence, 719 00:36:29.104 --> 00:36:31.857 the only man that Trump would trust. 720 00:36:32.649 --> 00:36:35.360 But who does Pence trust? 721 00:36:35.444 --> 00:36:38.363 I knew the disguise I had to use. 722 00:36:45.245 --> 00:36:46.788 (Tutar speaking quietly) 723 00:36:46.872 --> 00:36:48.332 Tutar, it’s me. 724 00:36:48.415 --> 00:36:50.667 -Huh? Oh. -Hop on! We are running late. 725 00:36:50.751 --> 00:36:53.211 -(grunts) -(giggles) 726 00:36:53.295 --> 00:36:55.589 I know you’re ready to demonstrate how much 727 00:36:55.672 --> 00:36:59.051 you appreciate everything he does for our country. 728 00:36:59.134 --> 00:37:01.720 And it’s my honor to introduce to you 729 00:37:01.803 --> 00:37:03.138 the vice president of the United States, 730 00:37:03.221 --> 00:37:05.641 -Michael R. Pence. -(cheering, applause) 731 00:37:05.724 --> 00:37:07.893 ♪ ♪ 732 00:37:16.109 --> 00:37:18.403 (indistinct chatter) 733 00:37:24.409 --> 00:37:26.703 PENCE: As of today, 734 00:37:26.787 --> 00:37:28.372 we have 15 cases of coronavirus 735 00:37:28.455 --> 00:37:30.707 that have been detected in the United States 736 00:37:30.791 --> 00:37:34.711 with only one new case detected in the last two weeks. 737 00:37:34.795 --> 00:37:36.505 (applause) 738 00:37:36.588 --> 00:37:38.715 And while the risk to the American public 739 00:37:38.799 --> 00:37:43.512 remains low, as the president said yesterday, 740 00:37:43.595 --> 00:37:46.723 "We’re ready. We’re ready for anything." 741 00:37:46.807 --> 00:37:49.226 (cheering, applause) 742 00:37:51.853 --> 00:37:54.147 -It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! 743 00:37:54.231 --> 00:37:56.566 Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! 744 00:37:56.650 --> 00:37:59.403 -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! 745 00:37:59.486 --> 00:38:00.821 She not Ivanka. 746 00:38:00.904 --> 00:38:02.197 Get out! 747 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:03.865 (crowd booing) 748 00:38:03.949 --> 00:38:05.242 Pussy Hound Pen-is! 749 00:38:05.325 --> 00:38:07.077 You just hit me, man. You just hit me. 750 00:38:07.160 --> 00:38:08.912 Don’t punch me. 751 00:38:08.996 --> 00:38:10.497 Mike, help me! 752 00:38:10.580 --> 00:38:11.999 (crowd jeering) 753 00:38:12.082 --> 00:38:13.959 Mike, you’re fired! 754 00:38:14.042 --> 00:38:15.460 CROWD (chanting): Four more years! 755 00:38:15.544 --> 00:38:18.171 Four more years! Four more years! 756 00:38:18.255 --> 00:38:19.548 Four more years! 757 00:38:19.631 --> 00:38:21.341 CROWD: Four more years! 758 00:38:21.425 --> 00:38:23.427 -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! 759 00:38:23.510 --> 00:38:25.637 BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. 760 00:38:25.721 --> 00:38:27.597 -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? 761 00:38:27.681 --> 00:38:29.307 Don’t stop. Keep moving. 762 00:38:29.391 --> 00:38:34.062 PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... 763 00:38:34.146 --> 00:38:36.314 ♪ ♪ 764 00:38:39.651 --> 00:38:42.279 BORAT: Please make faxy-meal of this. 765 00:38:42.362 --> 00:38:46.324 "Premier Nazarbayev, I have unfortunate news. 766 00:38:46.408 --> 00:38:51.371 "Michael Pence did not accept her as a gift. 767 00:38:51.455 --> 00:38:53.790 Yours, Borat." 768 00:38:53.874 --> 00:38:56.543 -And then put sad face. -"Sad face." 769 00:38:56.626 --> 00:38:59.087 MAN: Okay. 770 00:39:02.632 --> 00:39:05.761 "Return immediately to die in excruciating pain. 771 00:39:05.844 --> 00:39:09.306 "You will be tied to two cows who will face Uzbeks 772 00:39:09.389 --> 00:39:11.433 "with turnips inserted in their assholes. 773 00:39:11.516 --> 00:39:16.688 "Uzbeks will be enticed away with money and cows will follow 774 00:39:16.772 --> 00:39:19.941 to eat turnips, ripping you apart." 775 00:39:20.025 --> 00:39:22.194 ♪ ♪ 776 00:39:30.535 --> 00:39:32.996 What’s the matter, Daddy? 777 00:39:33.080 --> 00:39:34.706 Nothing. 778 00:39:34.790 --> 00:39:37.667 Will they hurt you? 779 00:39:38.668 --> 00:39:41.463 Of course not. 780 00:39:43.298 --> 00:39:46.301 Could I be a gift to this friend of Trump instead? 781 00:39:46.384 --> 00:39:48.720 No, he’s in jail. 782 00:39:48.804 --> 00:39:49.679 What about this one? 783 00:39:49.763 --> 00:39:51.765 In jail too. 784 00:39:51.848 --> 00:39:52.766 Him? 785 00:39:53.558 --> 00:39:54.434 Arrested. 786 00:39:54.518 --> 00:39:55.352 Him? 787 00:39:55.435 --> 00:39:57.229 House arrest. 788 00:39:57.312 --> 00:40:01.358 What about Rudolph Giuliani? 789 00:40:01.441 --> 00:40:03.610 ♪ ♪ 790 00:40:15.288 --> 00:40:16.790 What he say? 791 00:40:16.873 --> 00:40:19.126 MAN: "If you can deliver her to Rudy, 792 00:40:19.209 --> 00:40:20.627 you will live." 793 00:40:20.710 --> 00:40:22.170 ♪ ♪ 794 00:40:22.254 --> 00:40:24.214 High five! (laughs) 795 00:40:24.297 --> 00:40:26.591 -You’re not gonna be killed. -I love you. 796 00:40:26.675 --> 00:40:28.844 ♪ ♪ 797 00:40:35.934 --> 00:40:39.354 Donald Trump is a man with a big heart who loves people-- 798 00:40:39.437 --> 00:40:40.939 all people, 799 00:40:41.022 --> 00:40:45.193 from the top to the bottom, from the middle to the side! 800 00:40:45.277 --> 00:40:48.697 BORAT: Rudolph was McDonald’s best buddy in whole world, 801 00:40:48.780 --> 00:40:53.743 and also very dignified statesman of the highest order. 802 00:40:53.827 --> 00:40:55.412 You don’t know what you’re talking about, idiot. 803 00:40:55.495 --> 00:40:57.914 -Shut up, moron. Shut up. -Rudy. Rudy. Okay. 804 00:40:57.998 --> 00:40:59.958 BORAT: This would not be easy. 805 00:41:00.041 --> 00:41:03.211 Luckily, I discover his preference for womens 806 00:41:03.295 --> 00:41:06.882 with ample cheese-producing capacity. 807 00:41:06.965 --> 00:41:10.093 I take my daughter to man who can help. 808 00:41:12.846 --> 00:41:14.389 After me. 809 00:41:16.016 --> 00:41:17.559 I want very much 810 00:41:17.642 --> 00:41:21.855 her to be attract to... top-level guy. 811 00:41:21.938 --> 00:41:25.859 Well, what I would suggest is that we do some simple things. 812 00:41:25.942 --> 00:41:29.613 Like a little r-refinement of the nose. 813 00:41:29.696 --> 00:41:31.990 What’s wrong with my nose? 814 00:41:32.073 --> 00:41:33.950 Do I look like a Jew? 815 00:41:34.034 --> 00:41:35.827 No, ma’am. Not at all. 816 00:41:35.911 --> 00:41:37.829 -(sighs heavily) -(laughing) 817 00:41:37.913 --> 00:41:39.956 -Oh, that... -Because a Jew... 818 00:41:40.040 --> 00:41:41.958 -Yeah, she was, uh, very sad. -A Jew... 819 00:41:42.042 --> 00:41:43.668 A Jew would be like this. 820 00:41:43.752 --> 00:41:45.879 Jew nose more out, 821 00:41:45.962 --> 00:41:49.633 out a bit more, down here, 822 00:41:49.716 --> 00:41:51.551 then down a bit here, 823 00:41:51.635 --> 00:41:53.553 bump, bump, in. 824 00:41:53.637 --> 00:41:55.513 It can be that bad, yes. 825 00:41:55.597 --> 00:41:57.057 -Mm. -Then, if you like, 826 00:41:57.140 --> 00:41:59.184 what I would suggest 827 00:41:59.267 --> 00:42:01.436 is that maybe we put some breast implants. 828 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:02.562 And what it mean, "breast"? 829 00:42:02.646 --> 00:42:04.522 -The-the breast. Titty. -Mm. 830 00:42:04.606 --> 00:42:05.523 Titty? 831 00:42:05.607 --> 00:42:06.942 -Titty. -Titty? 832 00:42:07.025 --> 00:42:07.943 Titty. 833 00:42:08.026 --> 00:42:09.110 -Titty? -Titty. 834 00:42:09.194 --> 00:42:11.613 -Titty. -Or breast. 835 00:42:11.696 --> 00:42:14.991 I want a man who wants to make a sex attack on me. 836 00:42:15.075 --> 00:42:17.202 Mm-hmm. 837 00:42:17.285 --> 00:42:19.496 I think that would be most men. 838 00:42:19.579 --> 00:42:21.831 Would you make a sex attack with me? 839 00:42:23.708 --> 00:42:25.126 Uh... 840 00:42:25.210 --> 00:42:27.045 if your father was not here. 841 00:42:27.128 --> 00:42:30.757 -Ooh. -Ah! (chuckles) 842 00:42:31.758 --> 00:42:34.469 -WOMAN: Hello. -Hello. 843 00:42:34.552 --> 00:42:39.015 So, altogether, the total is $21,751. 844 00:42:39.099 --> 00:42:41.309 How much? 845 00:42:41.393 --> 00:42:44.229 $21,751. 846 00:42:44.312 --> 00:42:47.107 -Tenge or dollar? -Dollars. 847 00:42:47.190 --> 00:42:48.525 (farts) 848 00:42:48.608 --> 00:42:49.734 Okay. 849 00:42:49.818 --> 00:42:53.321 -With the, uh, saline implant... -Yes? 850 00:42:53.405 --> 00:42:57.575 Um, could you take off some money if instead, uh, 851 00:42:57.659 --> 00:42:59.703 you use potatoes? 852 00:42:59.786 --> 00:43:01.997 -Uh, we cannot use potatoes. -Why not? 853 00:43:02.080 --> 00:43:04.374 Because potatoes aren’t sterile. 854 00:43:04.457 --> 00:43:05.917 This a very good potato. 855 00:43:06.001 --> 00:43:07.877 But you cannot take a potato 856 00:43:07.961 --> 00:43:10.088 -and put it in the body. -Expensive one. 857 00:43:10.171 --> 00:43:13.550 What if we allow, uh, perverts in to watch the surgery? 858 00:43:13.633 --> 00:43:15.051 Can we have reduction? 859 00:43:15.135 --> 00:43:17.512 You can keep the money that they pay you. 860 00:43:17.595 --> 00:43:19.097 Uh, absolutely not. 861 00:43:19.180 --> 00:43:21.808 The more people you bring in, the more germs come in. 862 00:43:21.891 --> 00:43:23.476 You cannot do that. 863 00:43:23.560 --> 00:43:26.688 The perverts have to be medical personnel. 864 00:43:26.771 --> 00:43:29.441 They have to be either a doctor or a nurse. 865 00:43:29.524 --> 00:43:31.484 I want to make sure that, uh, 866 00:43:31.568 --> 00:43:33.987 the man I give her to is very happy 867 00:43:34.070 --> 00:43:37.032 -and will not return her. -Okay. 868 00:43:37.115 --> 00:43:39.451 BORAT: So the quality must be tip-top. Will it be? 869 00:43:39.534 --> 00:43:40.660 WOMAN: It will be tip-top. 870 00:43:40.744 --> 00:43:42.454 It’ll be more than tip-top. 871 00:43:42.537 --> 00:43:45.457 -Are you able to pay this amount? Yes? -Yes, I have. 872 00:43:46.624 --> 00:43:48.126 Okay. Thank you. 873 00:43:48.209 --> 00:43:50.128 -(money shuffling) -WOMAN: One, two, 874 00:43:50.211 --> 00:43:52.756 three, four, five, six, seven... 875 00:43:52.839 --> 00:43:54.132 (sighs): Ooh. 876 00:43:54.215 --> 00:43:56.676 That’s a lot of money, but worth it. 877 00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:59.929 So after you give me as a gift... 878 00:44:00.013 --> 00:44:02.557 ...you will leave me? 879 00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:03.892 Of course. 880 00:44:03.975 --> 00:44:07.645 I will go home and you will have new owner. 881 00:44:08.688 --> 00:44:11.608 So I will never see you again? 882 00:44:12.942 --> 00:44:16.613 You expected me to come live with you both? 883 00:44:18.281 --> 00:44:20.700 No...of course not. 884 00:44:20.784 --> 00:44:23.453 -(chuckling) -Hmm. 885 00:44:23.536 --> 00:44:26.748 The manual would forbid it. 886 00:44:27.791 --> 00:44:29.959 ♪ ♪ 887 00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:41.471 BORAT: You have, uh, sufficient? 888 00:44:41.554 --> 00:44:44.432 Uh, no, I’m short $72. 889 00:44:44.516 --> 00:44:46.226 And if we do not get to this, 890 00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:49.479 -you cannot make the surgery anyway? -Right. 891 00:44:49.562 --> 00:44:51.981 And the surgery will start at 6:00 p.m. 892 00:44:52.065 --> 00:44:55.860 I only have 24 hours to get you $72? 893 00:44:55.944 --> 00:44:57.612 Well, yes. 894 00:44:58.655 --> 00:45:00.657 We better get to work. 895 00:45:00.740 --> 00:45:03.993 To pay for new chests, I would need employment. 896 00:45:04.077 --> 00:45:05.787 So, next day, 897 00:45:05.870 --> 00:45:08.289 -I leave my daughter with babysitter. -(doorbell rings) 898 00:45:08.373 --> 00:45:09.833 WOMAN: Hello. 899 00:45:11.000 --> 00:45:12.293 Uh, what your name? 900 00:45:12.377 --> 00:45:14.504 -Jeanise. -Jeanise. Nice meet you. 901 00:45:14.587 --> 00:45:16.423 Nice meeting you. 902 00:45:16.506 --> 00:45:18.675 (clicker clicking) 903 00:45:20.093 --> 00:45:22.011 (Borat speaking Kazakh) 904 00:45:22.095 --> 00:45:24.097 (clicker clicks) 905 00:45:24.180 --> 00:45:26.266 So what is that, like, a treat? 906 00:45:26.349 --> 00:45:27.267 (clicker clicks) 907 00:45:27.350 --> 00:45:28.560 Treat, uh, yeah. 908 00:45:28.643 --> 00:45:32.730 Uh, when she perform a command correctly, 909 00:45:32.814 --> 00:45:34.983 click, you give her a treat. 910 00:45:35.066 --> 00:45:38.653 Um... Oh. Okay. 911 00:45:38.736 --> 00:45:40.572 This is her ball. 912 00:45:40.655 --> 00:45:43.283 Um, it make her feel safe. 913 00:45:44.993 --> 00:45:48.246 Uh, for water, uh, please use this. 914 00:45:48.329 --> 00:45:51.207 Uh, we drink water out of a glass. 915 00:45:51.291 --> 00:45:52.750 Uh, the strings in her brain 916 00:45:52.834 --> 00:45:55.211 might break if you try to teach her, 917 00:45:55.295 --> 00:45:56.921 so be careful, please. 918 00:45:57.005 --> 00:45:59.382 You said it’s her strings in her brain might break? 919 00:45:59.466 --> 00:46:01.718 They can be strain and sometimes pop. 920 00:46:01.801 --> 00:46:03.845 One of them already... 921 00:46:03.928 --> 00:46:06.890 she saw something and, uh, it was complicate for her, 922 00:46:06.973 --> 00:46:09.726 and I hear the noise. "Ding." 923 00:46:09.809 --> 00:46:12.395 Oh, my God. Really. 924 00:46:12.479 --> 00:46:13.605 See you later. 925 00:46:13.688 --> 00:46:15.482 Don’t leave me here. 926 00:46:15.565 --> 00:46:17.650 See you later at the titty doctor. 927 00:46:19.152 --> 00:46:20.904 All right. 928 00:46:20.987 --> 00:46:23.823 BORAT: The mutilations would commence in five hours. 929 00:46:23.907 --> 00:46:27.535 Luckily, I get hired for job. 930 00:46:27.619 --> 00:46:29.370 What would you like? I can, um... 931 00:46:29.454 --> 00:46:30.663 take it all off? 932 00:46:30.747 --> 00:46:32.499 Keep it where it’s, you know... 933 00:46:32.582 --> 00:46:34.125 Above the ears is fine. 934 00:46:38.505 --> 00:46:40.256 -Want me shave your arms? -No. 935 00:46:40.340 --> 00:46:43.092 -No? -No. You’re not gonna shave my hair off, are you? 936 00:46:43.176 --> 00:46:44.969 -No, no, no. -Okay. 937 00:46:45.053 --> 00:46:48.640 Uh, I am good, though. I have done, um... 938 00:46:50.391 --> 00:46:52.852 RANDY: But you do mostly animals, though, right? 939 00:46:52.936 --> 00:46:54.521 BORAT: Uh, no. 940 00:46:54.604 --> 00:46:58.358 Uh, this, uh, Billy Sexcrime before they remove his chram. 941 00:46:58.441 --> 00:47:00.485 I remove his pubis. I was given honor. 942 00:47:00.568 --> 00:47:02.195 Oh, that’s great. 943 00:47:05.323 --> 00:47:07.367 To your satisfaction, sir? 944 00:47:10.662 --> 00:47:12.163 That’s fine. 945 00:47:14.958 --> 00:47:16.668 That’s fine. 946 00:47:22.757 --> 00:47:24.300 That’s fine. 947 00:47:24.384 --> 00:47:27.178 What’s in the book? 948 00:47:27.262 --> 00:47:29.138 This is our book. 949 00:47:29.222 --> 00:47:30.974 Can I read you a story? 950 00:47:31.057 --> 00:47:33.518 -You can’t read. -I can read. 951 00:47:33.601 --> 00:47:35.728 -Are you a man? -No, I’m not a man. 952 00:47:35.812 --> 00:47:37.355 Show me your putka. 953 00:47:37.438 --> 00:47:40.984 I’m not showing you anything. But I’m a woman. 954 00:47:43.194 --> 00:47:47.699 This... is my favorite. 955 00:47:47.782 --> 00:47:50.243 "The true story of Nada..." 956 00:47:50.326 --> 00:47:52.870 -Nadia Akatov. -Okay. 957 00:47:52.954 --> 00:47:55.373 "...who once caught a terrible disease 958 00:47:55.456 --> 00:47:57.417 "called curiosity. 959 00:48:00.753 --> 00:48:03.339 "It cause her one night to 960 00:48:03.423 --> 00:48:06.718 touch her... vagine?" 961 00:48:06.801 --> 00:48:09.596 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 962 00:48:10.471 --> 00:48:13.099 "Her vagine became very angry... 963 00:48:13.182 --> 00:48:14.642 (Tutar sighs) 964 00:48:14.726 --> 00:48:16.603 ...and bit her hand." 965 00:48:16.686 --> 00:48:18.730 -You okay? -Yes. 966 00:48:18.813 --> 00:48:20.231 -It’s just a story? -Yes. 967 00:48:20.315 --> 00:48:22.275 -You want me to... -But it’s a true story. 968 00:48:22.358 --> 00:48:24.527 -It’s a true story? -Yes. 969 00:48:24.611 --> 00:48:28.740 JEANISE: "Then suck all of her insides... 970 00:48:30.283 --> 00:48:33.202 ...where she remains to this day." 971 00:48:33.286 --> 00:48:34.579 TUTAR: Yes. 972 00:48:34.662 --> 00:48:36.831 This is not a true story. 973 00:48:36.914 --> 00:48:39.250 -Okay? -It is a true story. 974 00:48:39.334 --> 00:48:40.918 No, no, it’s not a true story. 975 00:48:41.002 --> 00:48:43.630 Your vagine cannot bite. 976 00:48:43.713 --> 00:48:46.883 It cannot suck your arms to a ball. 977 00:48:46.966 --> 00:48:48.343 It can’t do that. 978 00:48:48.426 --> 00:48:50.136 But my tatti told me that. 979 00:48:50.219 --> 00:48:52.180 -Okay. -He tell me the truth. 980 00:48:52.263 --> 00:48:54.474 I mean, I understand what you’re saying, 981 00:48:54.557 --> 00:48:57.226 -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. 982 00:48:57.310 --> 00:48:58.853 But that’s not the real world. 983 00:48:58.936 --> 00:49:01.606 -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? 984 00:49:01.689 --> 00:49:03.691 -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? 985 00:49:03.775 --> 00:49:05.151 -Yes. -Yes. 986 00:49:05.234 --> 00:49:07.153 -No. -Yes. 987 00:49:07.236 --> 00:49:09.697 -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. 988 00:49:09.781 --> 00:49:12.700 Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. 989 00:49:12.784 --> 00:49:14.285 See, I’m here. 990 00:49:14.369 --> 00:49:15.870 You ready? 991 00:49:15.953 --> 00:49:17.246 ♪ ♪ 992 00:49:17.330 --> 00:49:18.539 TUTAR: What are you doing? 993 00:49:18.623 --> 00:49:20.041 JEANISE: We’re driving. 994 00:49:20.124 --> 00:49:21.292 Women can drive. 995 00:49:21.376 --> 00:49:23.127 -(crying) -Don’t cry. 996 00:49:23.211 --> 00:49:25.129 Don’t cry. Don’t cry. 997 00:49:25.213 --> 00:49:26.631 -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! 998 00:49:26.714 --> 00:49:27.965 You can’t drive! 999 00:49:28.049 --> 00:49:29.217 -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! 1000 00:49:29.300 --> 00:49:30.760 -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. 1001 00:49:30.843 --> 00:49:32.220 -This is... -No, no, no! 1002 00:49:32.303 --> 00:49:34.555 -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. 1003 00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:36.140 TUTAR: Help me! 1004 00:49:36.224 --> 00:49:38.476 It’s a woman driving the car! 1005 00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:41.020 ♪ ♪ 1006 00:49:41.104 --> 00:49:42.313 May I? 1007 00:49:46.359 --> 00:49:47.527 Thank you. 1008 00:49:50.029 --> 00:49:53.032 BORAT: Great success! I had the money. 1009 00:49:53.116 --> 00:49:58.329 It was time for the surgeon to insert Tutar’s potatoes. 1010 00:50:01.124 --> 00:50:03.167 JEANISE: Did you have a good time? 1011 00:50:03.251 --> 00:50:06.129 -Yes. -I’m glad. 1012 00:50:06.212 --> 00:50:08.214 What you finna do? 1013 00:50:08.297 --> 00:50:10.091 I will get the surgery so my daddy 1014 00:50:10.174 --> 00:50:14.846 can give me as a present for this American man. 1015 00:50:14.929 --> 00:50:16.723 What kind of surgery? 1016 00:50:16.806 --> 00:50:21.060 I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. 1017 00:50:21.144 --> 00:50:24.689 Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. 1018 00:50:24.772 --> 00:50:26.274 Yes. 1019 00:50:26.357 --> 00:50:28.651 -When you getting that done? -Now. 1020 00:50:28.735 --> 00:50:30.778 -Now? -Yes. 1021 00:50:30.862 --> 00:50:33.865 Well, do you want that? 1022 00:50:35.158 --> 00:50:36.743 Seriously. 1023 00:50:38.286 --> 00:50:40.747 No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. 1024 00:50:40.830 --> 00:50:41.998 I excite. 1025 00:50:42.081 --> 00:50:44.417 You excite, but that’s not what you want. 1026 00:50:44.500 --> 00:50:47.170 Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. 1027 00:50:47.253 --> 00:50:50.089 ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. 1028 00:50:50.173 --> 00:50:55.011 And any man should like you as you are. 1029 00:50:55.094 --> 00:50:59.015 You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. 1030 00:50:59.098 --> 00:51:01.601 But if I have enormous titties, 1031 00:51:01.684 --> 00:51:04.312 I don’t have to learn how to swim. 1032 00:51:04.395 --> 00:51:07.148 Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. 1033 00:51:07.231 --> 00:51:09.776 You will still have to learn how to swim. 1034 00:51:09.859 --> 00:51:11.694 They will protect me. 1035 00:51:11.778 --> 00:51:15.114 How will they protect you? They titties. 1036 00:51:15.198 --> 00:51:18.242 Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. 1037 00:51:18.326 --> 00:51:22.038 You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- 1038 00:51:22.121 --> 00:51:23.581 Girl, look at yourself. 1039 00:51:23.664 --> 00:51:25.625 Look. Look. 1040 00:51:25.708 --> 00:51:28.711 You see yourself? 1041 00:51:28.795 --> 00:51:30.546 Huh? 1042 00:51:31.464 --> 00:51:32.381 (chuckles) 1043 00:51:32.465 --> 00:51:34.300 Yes, you are beautiful. 1044 00:51:34.383 --> 00:51:37.512 So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face 1045 00:51:37.595 --> 00:51:38.971 that need to change. 1046 00:51:39.055 --> 00:51:40.973 I want you to be happy. 1047 00:51:41.057 --> 00:51:42.934 But I wish you would just think about 1048 00:51:43.017 --> 00:51:44.560 some of the stuff I said. 1049 00:51:44.644 --> 00:51:46.521 Think about going to school. 1050 00:51:46.604 --> 00:51:50.358 Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? 1051 00:51:50.441 --> 00:51:54.070 My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world. 1052 00:51:55.196 --> 00:51:56.405 (clicks tongue) 1053 00:51:56.489 --> 00:51:59.450 Mm, I can’t, I can’t say nothing about that, 1054 00:51:59.534 --> 00:52:03.704 but you got a big brain up there, so use it. 1055 00:52:03.788 --> 00:52:04.914 Just think. 1056 00:52:04.997 --> 00:52:07.250 ’Cause I don’t think you need to change. 1057 00:52:07.333 --> 00:52:09.418 I will think about it. 1058 00:52:09.502 --> 00:52:11.087 Hey, that’s all I want. That’s all I want. 1059 00:52:11.170 --> 00:52:12.630 I want you to think about it. 1060 00:52:12.713 --> 00:52:15.341 That’s all I want for you, just to think about it. 1061 00:52:20.012 --> 00:52:21.639 (sighs) 1062 00:52:23.516 --> 00:52:25.434 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:52:37.822 --> 00:52:40.700 TUTAR: (gasps) Another woman. 1064 00:52:40.783 --> 00:52:42.577 (door lock chirps) 1065 00:52:43.578 --> 00:52:45.788 ♪ ♪ 1066 00:52:56.048 --> 00:52:57.550 -(indistinct chatter) -(woman coughs) 1067 00:52:57.633 --> 00:52:59.594 -WOMAN: Adam Schiff. -WOMAN: Oh, my God. He’s so... 1068 00:52:59.677 --> 00:53:01.012 WOMAN: What a loser. 1069 00:53:01.095 --> 00:53:03.347 (indistinct chatter) 1070 00:53:05.516 --> 00:53:06.934 WOMAN: So what’s your name? 1071 00:53:07.018 --> 00:53:08.060 I’m Tutar. 1072 00:53:08.144 --> 00:53:09.020 -Really? -Nice to meet you, Tutar. 1073 00:53:09.103 --> 00:53:10.479 Nice meet you. 1074 00:53:10.563 --> 00:53:11.856 Do you drive a car? 1075 00:53:11.939 --> 00:53:12.940 -Yes. -Oh, absolutely. 1076 00:53:13.024 --> 00:53:14.442 -Sure. -More than one. 1077 00:53:14.525 --> 00:53:15.943 -More than one. -Well, not at the same time. 1078 00:53:16.027 --> 00:53:18.821 -What?! -We drive a car. We own cars. 1079 00:53:19.947 --> 00:53:22.825 So the mans sometimes tell lies? 1080 00:53:22.909 --> 00:53:25.536 Yes. A-A lot. 1081 00:53:25.620 --> 00:53:27.246 Hmm. 1082 00:53:43.387 --> 00:53:44.805 (exhales sharply) 1083 00:53:46.515 --> 00:53:47.975 (ominous music playing) 1084 00:54:01.739 --> 00:54:04.033 (chorus singing bright opera music) 1085 00:54:11.707 --> 00:54:15.461 We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop 1086 00:54:15.544 --> 00:54:18.047 in having children produced within wedlock. 1087 00:54:18.130 --> 00:54:21.550 It’s a huge problem in our society. 1088 00:54:21.634 --> 00:54:24.095 And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity 1089 00:54:24.178 --> 00:54:25.888 in-in the United States. 1090 00:54:25.972 --> 00:54:27.431 -Can I say something? -Uh... 1091 00:54:27.515 --> 00:54:28.641 -Yes. -I want-- Yes. 1092 00:54:28.724 --> 00:54:30.601 -I want you to speak now. -(panting) 1093 00:54:30.685 --> 00:54:33.354 I’d love for you to speak now. 1094 00:54:33.437 --> 00:54:35.439 -This important. -Yes. 1095 00:54:35.523 --> 00:54:37.650 -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. 1096 00:54:37.733 --> 00:54:39.986 Something really strange, something wonderful 1097 00:54:40.069 --> 00:54:41.737 just happened to me. 1098 00:54:41.821 --> 00:54:44.281 -And... -(applause) 1099 00:54:45.574 --> 00:54:50.746 I go to the toilet, and I put my index finger... 1100 00:54:50.830 --> 00:54:52.039 (chuckles) 1101 00:54:52.123 --> 00:54:55.501 ...and my-my middle finger on my cunt. 1102 00:54:55.584 --> 00:55:00.381 And I found out that I wasn’t sucked in 1103 00:55:00.464 --> 00:55:03.259 and I wasn’t eaten. 1104 00:55:03.342 --> 00:55:06.053 Womans, this place is amazing. 1105 00:55:06.137 --> 00:55:08.389 -No teeth at all. -WOMAN: It has no what? 1106 00:55:08.472 --> 00:55:09.473 No teeth. 1107 00:55:09.557 --> 00:55:10.725 -Oh. -No teeth. 1108 00:55:10.808 --> 00:55:12.893 TUTAR: It’s so nice, so warm. 1109 00:55:12.977 --> 00:55:14.603 I will show you. 1110 00:55:14.687 --> 00:55:17.481 You move this way, circle four time. 1111 00:55:17.565 --> 00:55:20.943 Then you move up and down, and if it’s not working, 1112 00:55:21.027 --> 00:55:23.654 you can use this part of your hand. 1113 00:55:23.738 --> 00:55:28.242 And then you will feel something like an explosion, 1114 00:55:28.325 --> 00:55:29.577 and then you will finish. 1115 00:55:29.660 --> 00:55:31.370 Come on. 1116 00:55:31.454 --> 00:55:33.748 Take your panties off, everyone, please. 1117 00:55:33.831 --> 00:55:35.916 Do you touch your vagine? 1118 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:40.463 Uh, it’s something we don’t talk about in p-public. 1119 00:55:40.546 --> 00:55:42.214 Because of the Nadia Akatov story? 1120 00:55:42.298 --> 00:55:45.009 No, no, no, no. 1121 00:55:45.092 --> 00:55:48.637 If that is a lie, what other lies my daddy tell me? 1122 00:55:48.721 --> 00:55:51.265 So come with me. 1123 00:55:51.348 --> 00:55:54.185 Come with me. Let’s run away from our daddies. 1124 00:55:54.268 --> 00:55:56.812 Let’s go and put our hands together 1125 00:55:56.896 --> 00:55:58.814 and touch our vagines. 1126 00:55:58.898 --> 00:56:02.443 And we’re so glad you’re here. Thank you. 1127 00:56:04.028 --> 00:56:05.946 (applause) 1128 00:56:06.030 --> 00:56:08.282 WOMAN: Someone call her an Uber. 1129 00:56:09.075 --> 00:56:11.285 ♪ ♪ 1130 00:56:29.929 --> 00:56:31.430 Tutar! 1131 00:56:33.516 --> 00:56:36.143 Tutar. Tutar. 1132 00:56:37.436 --> 00:56:39.980 You went to the wrong address! 1133 00:56:40.064 --> 00:56:41.899 It’s over there. 1134 00:56:41.982 --> 00:56:43.359 -I did not. -Come on. 1135 00:56:43.442 --> 00:56:44.902 It’s titty time. 1136 00:56:44.985 --> 00:56:47.029 -No, I’m not doing it. -Why not? 1137 00:56:47.113 --> 00:56:49.657 Because I’m beautiful as I am, 1138 00:56:49.740 --> 00:56:51.784 and I don’t need to be given as a gift to a man 1139 00:56:51.867 --> 00:56:52.952 to be worth something. 1140 00:56:53.035 --> 00:56:54.787 Yes, you do. It says so in the book. 1141 00:56:54.870 --> 00:56:57.331 The Nadia Akatov story is a lie. 1142 00:56:57.414 --> 00:56:59.083 -Not a lie. It true. -It is a lie. 1143 00:56:59.166 --> 00:57:01.585 -I did it. -What? 1144 00:57:01.669 --> 00:57:04.296 How did you escape? Out of your asshole? 1145 00:57:04.380 --> 00:57:07.675 No. And the rest of the book is also a lie. 1146 00:57:07.758 --> 00:57:10.886 Look there. It’s a woman driving a car. 1147 00:57:10.970 --> 00:57:13.722 BORAT: That is not a woman. That is Dog the Bounty Hunter. 1148 00:57:13.806 --> 00:57:15.266 (sighs) 1149 00:57:15.349 --> 00:57:18.310 This manual is full of lies. 1150 00:57:18.394 --> 00:57:21.480 I found a new book which only tells the truth. 1151 00:57:21.564 --> 00:57:24.316 It’s called Facebook. 1152 00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:26.735 I learn so many facts there. 1153 00:57:26.819 --> 00:57:29.446 Like our nation’s proudest moment, 1154 00:57:29.530 --> 00:57:31.991 the Holocaust, never happened. 1155 00:57:32.074 --> 00:57:34.118 -How dare you say that? -Look. 1156 00:57:37.288 --> 00:57:38.747 (quietly): No. 1157 00:57:38.831 --> 00:57:40.082 ♪ ♪ 1158 00:57:40.166 --> 00:57:41.167 See? 1159 00:57:42.459 --> 00:57:44.753 -I’m leaving. -No, you don’t. 1160 00:57:44.837 --> 00:57:46.839 Wh-Who will lock your cage at night? 1161 00:57:46.922 --> 00:57:48.591 I can do anything a man can do. 1162 00:57:48.674 --> 00:57:50.968 -No, you cannot. -I can even become a journalist, 1163 00:57:51.051 --> 00:57:52.928 and probably a better one than you, 1164 00:57:53.012 --> 00:57:54.305 Borat Margaret Sagdiyev! 1165 00:57:54.388 --> 00:57:56.098 Who told you my middle name was Margaret?! 1166 00:57:56.182 --> 00:57:57.474 Everyone you know! 1167 00:57:57.558 --> 00:57:59.685 You will never understand anything! 1168 00:57:59.768 --> 00:58:01.061 I understand everything! 1169 00:58:01.145 --> 00:58:02.855 You want this book? 1170 00:58:02.938 --> 00:58:05.524 -Hey! -Take it. I hate it. 1171 00:58:05.608 --> 00:58:06.609 And I hate you. 1172 00:58:06.692 --> 00:58:08.652 And I will never see you again. 1173 00:58:08.736 --> 00:58:11.447 Oh, and by the way, I ate the monkey. 1174 00:58:11.530 --> 00:58:12.656 He didn’t eat himself. 1175 00:58:12.740 --> 00:58:14.200 You murderer! 1176 00:58:14.283 --> 00:58:15.951 He was a genius! 1177 00:58:16.035 --> 00:58:17.203 Go. 1178 00:58:19.622 --> 00:58:21.707 Come out now. One, two-- No, you don’t. 1179 00:58:21.790 --> 00:58:23.584 No! 1180 00:58:23.667 --> 00:58:25.878 ♪ ♪ 1181 00:58:30.633 --> 00:58:32.343 Tutar! 1182 00:58:36.055 --> 00:58:37.890 (panting) 1183 00:58:40.351 --> 00:58:43.729 My mission had fail, and I had learned that the Holocaust 1184 00:58:43.812 --> 00:58:45.856 was nothing but a fairy tale. 1185 00:58:45.940 --> 00:58:49.777 Rather than return to Kazakhstan to be execute, 1186 00:58:49.860 --> 00:58:51.779 I decide to take my own life. 1187 00:58:51.862 --> 00:58:55.157 Since I did not have money to buy a gun, 1188 00:58:55.241 --> 00:58:57.910 I went to the nearest synagogue 1189 00:58:57.993 --> 00:59:00.579 to wait for the next mass shooting, 1190 00:59:00.663 --> 00:59:03.249 disguised as a typical Jew. 1191 00:59:03.332 --> 00:59:05.542 ♪ ♪ 1192 00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:17.554 -Hello. -BORAT: Uh, Jang-shalom. 1193 00:59:17.638 --> 00:59:19.473 Are you Jew? 1194 00:59:19.556 --> 00:59:21.225 Yeah, I’m Jewish, yeah. 1195 00:59:21.308 --> 00:59:24.687 Very nice weather, uh, we have been controlling. 1196 00:59:24.770 --> 00:59:26.105 You are Jewish? 1197 00:59:26.188 --> 00:59:29.233 Um... y-yes. 1198 00:59:29.316 --> 00:59:31.235 No, you are not Jewish. 1199 00:59:32.319 --> 00:59:35.322 Listen, don’t-don’t be afraid of me. 1200 00:59:35.406 --> 00:59:37.574 But please don’t eat me alive. 1201 00:59:37.658 --> 00:59:40.077 Uh, do I look like I eat people? 1202 00:59:40.160 --> 00:59:42.830 -Uh... -I’m a old, good woman. 1203 00:59:42.913 --> 00:59:44.206 Yes. 1204 00:59:44.290 --> 00:59:46.292 -Look at me. I’m Jewish. -Yeah. 1205 00:59:46.375 --> 00:59:47.960 Do I have a long nose? 1206 00:59:48.043 --> 00:59:50.254 -Look at me. -No. 1207 00:59:50.337 --> 00:59:51.964 You can touch my nose. 1208 00:59:52.047 --> 00:59:54.091 -What? -Look at me. 1209 00:59:54.174 --> 00:59:56.677 You see? Is it long? 1210 00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:58.721 -No, it’s a small one. -Exactly like yours. 1211 00:59:58.804 --> 00:59:59.888 Look at Doris. 1212 00:59:59.972 --> 01:00:01.807 Does she have a long nose? 1213 01:00:01.890 --> 01:00:05.185 BORAT: A little bit bigger than yours. 1214 01:00:05.269 --> 01:00:07.688 So we are normal, exactly like you. 1215 01:00:07.771 --> 01:00:10.691 Okay, then, use your venom on me and finish me. 1216 01:00:10.774 --> 01:00:13.444 I have-- I am very depress. 1217 01:00:13.527 --> 01:00:15.279 Can I give you a hug? 1218 01:00:16.280 --> 01:00:18.073 -Don’t-don’t. -Don’t kill me. 1219 01:00:18.157 --> 01:00:19.867 I will not kill you. 1220 01:00:19.950 --> 01:00:21.869 Let me give you a kiss. 1221 01:00:21.952 --> 01:00:23.746 (wailing) 1222 01:00:23.829 --> 01:00:27.249 You see? I give you a kiss, and you are still alive. 1223 01:00:27.333 --> 01:00:30.210 For now I am, but maybe the venom take longer. 1224 01:00:30.294 --> 01:00:33.005 Oh, come on. You will be okay. 1225 01:00:33.088 --> 01:00:35.007 I’m hungry. 1226 01:00:35.090 --> 01:00:36.842 -You are hungry? -Yes. 1227 01:00:38.052 --> 01:00:39.845 -Good, huh? -Very good. 1228 01:00:39.928 --> 01:00:42.431 -Very good, huh? -Mmm. 1229 01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:45.851 I want to hear your story, my dear. 1230 01:00:45.934 --> 01:00:47.895 This is the worst story 1231 01:00:47.978 --> 01:00:51.315 that ever happened to any human being... 1232 01:00:51.398 --> 01:00:53.150 or Jew. 1233 01:00:53.233 --> 01:00:58.489 I came here on a simple mission to save my country by delivering 1234 01:00:58.572 --> 01:01:01.450 our number one televiski star Johnny the Monkey 1235 01:01:01.533 --> 01:01:04.161 as a gift to Michael Pence. 1236 01:01:04.244 --> 01:01:06.622 And I’m sure you’ve figured out what happen next. 1237 01:01:06.705 --> 01:01:11.377 My daughter had smuggled herself into the crate, 1238 01:01:11.460 --> 01:01:15.464 and yes, you got it, she’d eaten the monkey. 1239 01:01:15.547 --> 01:01:18.384 Although I believe he probably eat himself. 1240 01:01:18.467 --> 01:01:20.594 There are bad stories out there. 1241 01:01:20.677 --> 01:01:22.763 Listen, you want to hear my story, 1242 01:01:22.846 --> 01:01:24.681 -when I was a little child? -Yes, what is your story? 1243 01:01:24.765 --> 01:01:27.184 I was in the Holocaust. You see me? 1244 01:01:27.267 --> 01:01:28.936 I was in the Holocaust. 1245 01:01:29.019 --> 01:01:30.562 -The Holocaust? You were in the... -Yeah. 1246 01:01:30.646 --> 01:01:33.524 -I was... -But the Hol-- the Holocaust never happen. 1247 01:01:33.607 --> 01:01:36.193 But I saw it with my own eyes. 1248 01:01:37.277 --> 01:01:39.071 So the Holocaust... 1249 01:01:39.154 --> 01:01:40.697 -Happened. -...happen? 1250 01:01:40.781 --> 01:01:42.699 -Yes. -Really? 1251 01:01:42.783 --> 01:01:45.077 -Really. -It was not a fake? 1252 01:01:45.160 --> 01:01:46.578 -No. No, my dear. -(chuckles) 1253 01:01:46.662 --> 01:01:48.747 -It wa-- it really happened. -(sighs) 1254 01:01:48.831 --> 01:01:51.333 Thank you, Judith. You made me so happy. 1255 01:01:51.417 --> 01:01:53.043 (laughs): Thank you. 1256 01:01:53.127 --> 01:01:55.295 Thank you for giving me... 1257 01:01:55.379 --> 01:01:57.339 -Hope. -...faith and hope again. 1258 01:01:57.423 --> 01:02:00.467 Let’s make l-love instead of war. 1259 01:02:00.551 --> 01:02:03.387 Hold on. One step at a time, Judith. 1260 01:02:03.470 --> 01:02:06.056 BORAT: The Holocaust happen! 1261 01:02:06.140 --> 01:02:08.350 My culture was right! 1262 01:02:08.434 --> 01:02:10.894 I had to find my daughter immediate 1263 01:02:10.978 --> 01:02:13.564 and deliver her to Giuliani. 1264 01:02:14.606 --> 01:02:16.233 I search in nearby village. 1265 01:02:16.316 --> 01:02:17.484 Tutar! 1266 01:02:17.568 --> 01:02:19.736 But for some reason, 1267 01:02:19.820 --> 01:02:23.031 -the streets were completely empty. -Tutar! 1268 01:02:23.115 --> 01:02:24.575 Tutar! 1269 01:02:24.658 --> 01:02:27.077 Stop hiding! 1270 01:02:28.662 --> 01:02:29.955 (door squeaks, bells chime) 1271 01:02:31.457 --> 01:02:33.876 Uh, hello. Jangshemash. 1272 01:02:33.959 --> 01:02:35.794 Where is everybody? 1273 01:02:35.878 --> 01:02:38.172 I do not see anybody on the street. 1274 01:02:38.255 --> 01:02:39.923 That’s-- Everybody’s at home. 1275 01:02:40.007 --> 01:02:41.383 They’re telling them to stay inside 1276 01:02:41.467 --> 01:02:43.177 so they don’t spread this virus. 1277 01:02:43.260 --> 01:02:45.179 -Wh-- There is a virus? -Yes. 1278 01:02:45.262 --> 01:02:48.182 They’re wanting everybody to quarantine. 1279 01:02:48.265 --> 01:02:50.392 I do not have, uh, nowhere else to go. 1280 01:02:50.476 --> 01:02:52.686 Could I stay your home? 1281 01:02:55.564 --> 01:02:57.774 ♪ ♪ 1282 01:03:02.779 --> 01:03:05.324 JERRY: This is it. 1283 01:03:05.407 --> 01:03:07.534 Come on in. 1284 01:03:09.495 --> 01:03:12.456 -You go ahead and come on in. -Oh. Oh. 1285 01:03:12.539 --> 01:03:15.375 -BORAT: Very nice. Yes? -Well, hello. 1286 01:03:15.459 --> 01:03:17.252 -Yes. -Yes. 1287 01:03:17.336 --> 01:03:19.046 Nice to meet you. 1288 01:03:19.129 --> 01:03:21.798 -Okay. -Yes. 1289 01:03:21.882 --> 01:03:24.301 How long must we be stuck in here? 1290 01:03:24.384 --> 01:03:26.053 JIM: Well, don’t know for sure. 1291 01:03:26.136 --> 01:03:29.181 Till this COVID-19 thing passes. 1292 01:03:29.264 --> 01:03:34.228 What is more dangerous, this, uh, virus or the Democrat? 1293 01:03:34.311 --> 01:03:37.064 -BOTH: Democrats. -Uh-huh. 1294 01:03:37.147 --> 01:03:38.774 I think, with the Democrats, 1295 01:03:38.857 --> 01:03:43.111 with Obama-- and I think it goes back to the Clintons-- 1296 01:03:43.195 --> 01:03:45.364 when they were also in office. 1297 01:03:45.447 --> 01:03:48.283 This, uh, Clinton, they make this plague? 1298 01:03:48.367 --> 01:03:50.911 -Yes. -JERRY: Yes. -Mm. Not nice! 1299 01:03:50.994 --> 01:03:53.247 -Clintons are very evil. -Extremely evil. 1300 01:03:53.330 --> 01:03:55.874 JIM: Supposedly, they torture these kids. 1301 01:03:55.958 --> 01:03:59.044 -It gets their adrenaline flowing in their body. -Mm-hmm. 1302 01:03:59.127 --> 01:04:01.171 Then they take that out of their adren-- 1303 01:04:01.255 --> 01:04:02.464 -adrenal glands... -Yeah. 1304 01:04:02.548 --> 01:04:03.799 ...and then they drink their blood 1305 01:04:03.882 --> 01:04:05.300 or that-that out of their... 1306 01:04:05.384 --> 01:04:07.344 -JERRY: I’ve heard about things like that. -Yeah. 1307 01:04:07.427 --> 01:04:09.846 Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children? 1308 01:04:09.930 --> 01:04:11.515 -That’s what we’ve heard. -Yeah. 1309 01:04:11.598 --> 01:04:14.017 -I’ve heard. -It’s-it’s been said. 1310 01:04:14.101 --> 01:04:16.144 -Yeah. -BORAT: Lucky for me, 1311 01:04:16.228 --> 01:04:20.983 I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists. 1312 01:04:21.066 --> 01:04:23.777 -What’s up? -I’m killing some of the viroos. 1313 01:04:23.860 --> 01:04:27.155 -No, you can’t see the virus. -No, it’s still there. 1314 01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:28.365 This will kill the virus. 1315 01:04:28.448 --> 01:04:32.202 ♪ Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you ♪ 1316 01:04:32.286 --> 01:04:35.289 ♪ And I’m wondering what it is I should do ♪ 1317 01:04:35.372 --> 01:04:39.501 ♪ It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face ♪ 1318 01:04:39.585 --> 01:04:43.213 ♪ Lose control, yeah, I’m all over the place ♪ 1319 01:04:43.297 --> 01:04:45.215 ♪ Clowns to the left of me... ♪ 1320 01:04:45.299 --> 01:04:47.342 -JERRY: That don’t go in here. -But this is for wash machine. 1321 01:04:47.426 --> 01:04:51.179 -What is that, the flashlight? -I get you new flashlight. 1322 01:04:51.263 --> 01:04:53.599 Alexa, order three flashlights. 1323 01:04:53.682 --> 01:04:55.684 (grunts) Ah. 1324 01:04:55.767 --> 01:04:58.020 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ 1325 01:04:58.103 --> 01:05:00.480 -JERRY: Oh... -JIM: Oh, wait a minute. 1326 01:05:00.564 --> 01:05:02.107 -I don’t think that’s a flashlight. -BORAT: What is it? 1327 01:05:02.190 --> 01:05:03.734 -JERRY: I didn’t get the... -BORAT: I said "flashlight." 1328 01:05:03.817 --> 01:05:06.486 This is "Flesh." It’s called a Fleshlight. 1329 01:05:07.529 --> 01:05:09.448 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 1330 01:05:09.531 --> 01:05:11.783 -(pot banging) -♪ Here I am ♪ 1331 01:05:11.867 --> 01:05:13.243 ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ 1332 01:05:13.327 --> 01:05:14.536 You got it. We’re done. 1333 01:05:14.620 --> 01:05:16.955 JERRY: The Democrats, 1334 01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:19.666 they want to hurt and destroy this country. 1335 01:05:19.750 --> 01:05:20.876 They are like demons. 1336 01:05:20.959 --> 01:05:22.127 -Yes. -Yes. 1337 01:05:22.210 --> 01:05:25.088 We can’t do to them what we would like to do 1338 01:05:25.172 --> 01:05:28.508 because they-they unfortunately, they have the same rights we do. 1339 01:05:28.592 --> 01:05:32.095 They should have a bit less rights than you. 1340 01:05:32.179 --> 01:05:34.139 -Mm... -High five. -They-they should. 1341 01:05:34.222 --> 01:05:36.808 BORAT: Even though the hoax virus lockdown 1342 01:05:36.892 --> 01:05:39.686 was stopping me from finding Tutar, 1343 01:05:39.770 --> 01:05:43.273 Jim and Jerry found ways to cheer me up. 1344 01:05:43.357 --> 01:05:44.441 JIM: I wrote a song for you last night 1345 01:05:44.524 --> 01:05:46.234 so you can play for us. 1346 01:05:46.318 --> 01:05:49.029 It’s called "The Chinese Virus Song." 1347 01:05:49.112 --> 01:05:52.240 ♪ Obama was a traitor... ♪ 1348 01:05:52.324 --> 01:05:54.493 -"America, he did hate her." -JERRY: Yeah. 1349 01:05:54.576 --> 01:05:57.120 ♪ America, he hate her ♪ 1350 01:05:57.204 --> 01:05:58.413 -There you go. -Yeah, that’s good. 1351 01:05:58.497 --> 01:05:59.665 That’s good. I like that. 1352 01:05:59.748 --> 01:06:01.875 -That’s good. -Say, "You can put him in jail." 1353 01:06:01.958 --> 01:06:04.378 ♪ You must put him in jail. ♪ 1354 01:06:04.461 --> 01:06:06.672 -JIM: Yep. -Is he in jail? 1355 01:06:06.755 --> 01:06:08.799 No, but I hope so soon. 1356 01:06:08.882 --> 01:06:11.760 BORAT: But I still had not found Tutar. 1357 01:06:11.843 --> 01:06:14.721 And although my buddies were highly knowledgeables, 1358 01:06:14.805 --> 01:06:18.308 they didn’t know anything about womens. 1359 01:06:18.392 --> 01:06:19.643 The women here have rights. 1360 01:06:19.726 --> 01:06:21.269 JIM: They can do whatever they want. 1361 01:06:23.563 --> 01:06:26.066 They have a brain like we have a brain. 1362 01:06:26.149 --> 01:06:29.861 They can think and say the same things we think and say. 1363 01:06:29.945 --> 01:06:31.780 BORAT: When girl born, you are given 1364 01:06:31.863 --> 01:06:33.782 instruction booklet made by 1365 01:06:33.865 --> 01:06:36.785 -the Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife. -Um, yes, but... 1366 01:06:36.868 --> 01:06:39.663 BORAT: The male baby come out walking. 1367 01:06:39.746 --> 01:06:42.791 Not the female. The male baby come out... 1368 01:06:42.874 --> 01:06:44.918 -Look, you see. -Uh, they don’t. 1369 01:06:45.001 --> 01:06:46.712 This is supposed to be the doctors, 1370 01:06:46.795 --> 01:06:48.338 with delivery of the baby? 1371 01:06:48.422 --> 01:06:49.715 BORAT: Yes. 1372 01:06:49.798 --> 01:06:52.676 The doctor wait for the baby to fall out, 1373 01:06:52.759 --> 01:06:55.220 and you have two other doctor do this. 1374 01:06:55.303 --> 01:06:58.056 -Well, you don’t need that. No. -One in anoos, one in mouth. 1375 01:06:58.140 --> 01:07:01.435 What you have shown us and explained to us, 1376 01:07:01.518 --> 01:07:04.646 -we’re sitting here like, "What?" -JIM: Yeah. 1377 01:07:04.730 --> 01:07:08.191 You were looking at this and thinking, "What?" 1378 01:07:08.275 --> 01:07:10.110 -Yeah. -It’s a lie. 1379 01:07:10.193 --> 01:07:13.071 That’s-- It’s a conspiracy theory. 1380 01:07:13.155 --> 01:07:16.867 BORAT: I was scared that I would never find Tutar. 1381 01:07:16.950 --> 01:07:19.536 But then something amazings happened while I was looking 1382 01:07:19.619 --> 01:07:22.497 for QAnon stories with my buddies. 1383 01:07:22.581 --> 01:07:25.167 -Does this... -Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1384 01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:26.668 -JIM: Mm-hmm? -Wait, wait, wait. 1385 01:07:26.752 --> 01:07:28.670 This look like Tutar. 1386 01:07:28.754 --> 01:07:32.215 Her hair different, but this her, this Tutar. 1387 01:07:32.299 --> 01:07:34.301 Where are your pictures? 1388 01:07:34.384 --> 01:07:38.013 Can I see your pictures of her, please? 1389 01:07:38.096 --> 01:07:40.807 Okay, just a minute. You know what? 1390 01:07:40.891 --> 01:07:42.601 I’ll be goddamned if it isn’t her. 1391 01:07:42.684 --> 01:07:43.852 JERRY: It does look like it. 1392 01:07:43.935 --> 01:07:46.813 Screw me in the anoos, this her. 1393 01:07:46.897 --> 01:07:48.440 Join me again on Saturday. 1394 01:07:48.523 --> 01:07:50.942 I will be reporting live from the state’s 1395 01:07:51.026 --> 01:07:53.069 biggest anti-lockdown protest. 1396 01:07:53.153 --> 01:07:55.113 I got to get a pen that fucking works here. 1397 01:07:55.197 --> 01:07:58.241 -"March..." -JERRY: "For Our Rights." 1398 01:07:58.325 --> 01:08:00.577 JIM: "...For Our Rights Rally." 1399 01:08:00.660 --> 01:08:03.705 -Saturday, June 27. -That’s tomorrow. 1400 01:08:03.789 --> 01:08:04.998 -What? It’s tomorrow? -It’s tomorrow. 1401 01:08:05.081 --> 01:08:06.374 Please, please, can we go? 1402 01:08:06.458 --> 01:08:07.417 -Buddy, buddy, can we go? -Listen, listen, listen. 1403 01:08:07.501 --> 01:08:08.794 Buddy, buddy, buddy. Please. 1404 01:08:08.877 --> 01:08:11.546 Can we go out of lockdown and find her? 1405 01:08:11.630 --> 01:08:12.881 I would think so. 1406 01:08:12.964 --> 01:08:14.925 -But if she see me... -I know, that’s what I just said. 1407 01:08:15.008 --> 01:08:17.844 ...then she will run the moment she see my face. 1408 01:08:17.928 --> 01:08:20.055 Okay, you have to change your appearance. 1409 01:08:20.138 --> 01:08:21.598 Do something different with your hair... 1410 01:08:21.681 --> 01:08:23.433 -Yes. -...wear different clothes. 1411 01:08:23.517 --> 01:08:27.354 If I am disguise, what is the one thing 1412 01:08:27.437 --> 01:08:31.399 that is irresistible to all teenage girls? 1413 01:08:31.483 --> 01:08:33.276 Rock stars. 1414 01:08:33.360 --> 01:08:35.237 -What is it? -JERRY: What? 1415 01:08:35.320 --> 01:08:36.988 Onions. 1416 01:08:37.072 --> 01:08:39.491 -Onions? -Onions. 1417 01:08:39.574 --> 01:08:40.826 We have onions. 1418 01:08:40.909 --> 01:08:42.577 -We have onions?! -Yes. 1419 01:08:42.661 --> 01:08:45.080 -You have onions in this house?! -Yes. 1420 01:08:45.163 --> 01:08:46.748 -I believe we do. -Yes! 1421 01:08:46.832 --> 01:08:50.085 Thank you, buddy! I love you! You are my best friend! 1422 01:08:50.168 --> 01:08:52.128 -Okay. -Fuck the social distance. 1423 01:08:52.212 --> 01:08:54.756 ♪ ♪ 1424 01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:56.216 We got to get up and fight for this beautiful country, 1425 01:08:56.299 --> 01:08:58.468 -the United States of America. -(crowd cheering) 1426 01:08:58.552 --> 01:09:01.513 I don’t see very many masks out there. 1427 01:09:01.596 --> 01:09:03.765 That makes you, that makes you instant criminals right now. 1428 01:09:03.849 --> 01:09:05.350 They want to throw you in jail 1429 01:09:05.433 --> 01:09:07.185 for what you’re doing right here, right now. 1430 01:09:07.269 --> 01:09:08.270 Do you understand that? 1431 01:09:10.230 --> 01:09:12.148 They’re relying that you guys continue to shut up 1432 01:09:12.232 --> 01:09:14.526 and sit in your house like good little subjects. 1433 01:09:14.609 --> 01:09:17.737 -We will not comply. -(cheering) 1434 01:09:17.821 --> 01:09:20.031 -MAN: Will not comply! -SPEAKER: Now you’re talking! 1435 01:09:20.115 --> 01:09:24.536 I going to head up to the stage to see where she is. 1436 01:09:24.619 --> 01:09:25.996 SPEAKER: We got to get up and fight, guys. 1437 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:27.998 God bless each and every single one of you. 1438 01:09:28.081 --> 01:09:30.292 (cheering, applause) 1439 01:09:31.668 --> 01:09:34.546 EMCEE: All right, we got some great music coming up. 1440 01:09:34.629 --> 01:09:37.465 -Y’all ready? -(cheering, applause) 1441 01:09:37.549 --> 01:09:40.302 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your next act, 1442 01:09:40.385 --> 01:09:42.053 Country Steve. 1443 01:09:44.222 --> 01:09:45.724 Are you Country Steve? 1444 01:09:45.807 --> 01:09:47.893 Mm. 1445 01:09:47.976 --> 01:09:50.020 -(American accent): You bet your asshole I am. -Great. 1446 01:09:50.103 --> 01:09:52.272 (cheering, applause) 1447 01:09:54.649 --> 01:09:56.484 -There he is. -Oh, my gosh. Look at him. 1448 01:09:56.568 --> 01:09:58.486 (both laugh) 1449 01:09:58.570 --> 01:10:00.655 JIM: He’s doing it. 1450 01:10:00.739 --> 01:10:02.324 I can’t believe he’s doing it. 1451 01:10:02.407 --> 01:10:04.492 (applause stops) 1452 01:10:14.628 --> 01:10:16.421 Do you know, um... 1453 01:10:16.504 --> 01:10:18.757 -B-A-A... (humming) -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1454 01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:19.883 Right. 1455 01:10:20.967 --> 01:10:23.011 BORAT: Okay? B-A-A-D-E. 1456 01:10:23.094 --> 01:10:25.347 (American accent): Uh... 1457 01:10:25.430 --> 01:10:29.517 I wrote this song with my two best buddies. 1458 01:10:29.601 --> 01:10:31.686 (band playing country music) 1459 01:10:31.770 --> 01:10:32.896 Yeah, very nice. 1460 01:10:36.983 --> 01:10:39.527 ♪ Obama was a traitor ♪ 1461 01:10:39.611 --> 01:10:42.322 ♪ America, he hate her ♪ 1462 01:10:42.405 --> 01:10:45.575 ♪ He belong inside the jails ♪ 1463 01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:47.410 (cheering, laughter) 1464 01:10:47.494 --> 01:10:50.622 ♪ I ain’t lying, it ain’t no jokes ♪ 1465 01:10:50.705 --> 01:10:53.208 ♪ Corona is a liberal hoax ♪ 1466 01:10:53.291 --> 01:10:56.503 ♪ Corona is a liberal hoax ♪ 1467 01:10:56.586 --> 01:10:59.172 -(cheering, applause) -Yes. 1468 01:10:59.255 --> 01:11:01.383 ♪ Obama, what we gonna do? ♪ 1469 01:11:01.466 --> 01:11:04.219 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1470 01:11:04.302 --> 01:11:07.514 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1471 01:11:07.597 --> 01:11:09.683 -Let hear it. -(cheering) 1472 01:11:09.766 --> 01:11:12.727 ♪ Dr. Fauci, what we gonna do? ♪ 1473 01:11:12.811 --> 01:11:15.605 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1474 01:11:15.689 --> 01:11:19.025 ♪ Inject him with the Wuhan flu ♪ 1475 01:11:22.737 --> 01:11:24.239 Over there. She’s over there. 1476 01:11:24.322 --> 01:11:27.951 ♪ She’s over there, to the right ♪ 1477 01:11:28.034 --> 01:11:30.453 Yes. 1478 01:11:30.537 --> 01:11:33.206 Okay, journalists. 1479 01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:35.250 Are we gonna inject them with the Wuhan flu 1480 01:11:35.333 --> 01:11:37.335 or chop ’em up like the Saudis do? 1481 01:11:37.419 --> 01:11:38.670 Okay, let’s hear it. 1482 01:11:38.753 --> 01:11:40.338 Who wants to inject them with the Wuhan flu? 1483 01:11:40.422 --> 01:11:42.382 (scattered cheers) 1484 01:11:42.465 --> 01:11:44.467 Who wants to chop ’em up like the Saudis do? 1485 01:11:44.551 --> 01:11:46.886 (loud cheering) 1486 01:11:46.970 --> 01:11:49.431 ♪ Journalists, what we gonna do? ♪ 1487 01:11:49.514 --> 01:11:52.142 ♪ Chop ’em up like the Saudis do... ♪ 1488 01:11:52.225 --> 01:11:54.728 INTERVIEWEE: Um, he’s been doing a really good job. 1489 01:11:54.811 --> 01:11:56.730 And the-the coronavirus just happened to come along and... 1490 01:11:56.813 --> 01:11:59.482 JIM: Excuse me. Can I talk to you? 1491 01:11:59.566 --> 01:12:02.318 ♪ WHO, what we gonna do? ♪ 1492 01:12:02.402 --> 01:12:05.321 ♪ Chop ’em up like the Saudis do... ♪ 1493 01:12:05.405 --> 01:12:08.450 He needs you to go back to be with 1494 01:12:08.533 --> 01:12:10.535 a man from Washington, D.C., 1495 01:12:10.618 --> 01:12:13.455 and if you do not do that, they will kill him. 1496 01:12:14.581 --> 01:12:15.874 They’re gonna take two cows, 1497 01:12:15.957 --> 01:12:17.125 and they’re gonna tie them to his-- 1498 01:12:17.208 --> 01:12:18.668 tie ropes to his legs. 1499 01:12:18.752 --> 01:12:20.837 And they’re gonna give them turnips, 1500 01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:24.549 and they’re gonna pull him apart by his legs. 1501 01:12:24.632 --> 01:12:26.384 That’s how they’re gonna kill him. 1502 01:12:29.137 --> 01:12:31.347 What should we do with scientists? 1503 01:12:31.431 --> 01:12:33.183 Let’s hear it for "feed them to the bears." 1504 01:12:33.266 --> 01:12:35.143 -(cheering, applause) -Yeah! 1505 01:12:35.226 --> 01:12:37.604 Let’s hear it for "gas them up like the Germans." 1506 01:12:37.687 --> 01:12:41.524 -(louder cheering, applause) -Okay, let’s do "gas them up." 1507 01:12:42.609 --> 01:12:45.070 I will not talk with him. 1508 01:12:45.153 --> 01:12:47.530 But tell him that I will do it. 1509 01:12:49.449 --> 01:12:52.285 Your father wanted you to have the book back. 1510 01:12:54.204 --> 01:12:56.873 ♪ ♪ 1511 01:12:56.956 --> 01:12:59.542 Thank you very much. My name Country Steve. 1512 01:13:01.002 --> 01:13:06.132 Tutar was going to give herself to Rudolph Giuliani. 1513 01:13:06.216 --> 01:13:09.803 I had restored greatness to Kazakhstan. 1514 01:13:09.886 --> 01:13:13.932 TUTAR: Hello. My name is Grace Sagdiyev from Patriot’s Report. 1515 01:13:14.015 --> 01:13:17.018 I would love to interview your boss Rudy Giuliani. 1516 01:13:20.772 --> 01:13:25.193 BORAT: It was time to return to Kazakhstan as a hero. 1517 01:13:25.276 --> 01:13:28.029 Finally, I would get my life back. 1518 01:13:33.368 --> 01:13:35.578 Yet something was missings. 1519 01:13:35.662 --> 01:13:39.332 Something precious that I could never replace. 1520 01:13:40.667 --> 01:13:41.793 (doorbell rings) 1521 01:13:45.672 --> 01:13:46.923 Hello. 1522 01:13:47.006 --> 01:13:50.385 I, uh, want my daughter ball and chain, please. 1523 01:13:50.468 --> 01:13:52.387 Okay, well, can you step back? 1524 01:13:52.470 --> 01:13:54.472 ’Cause you’re too close to me. 1525 01:13:54.556 --> 01:13:55.765 Did you take the test? 1526 01:13:55.849 --> 01:13:58.810 To see if I, uh, had the syphilis? 1527 01:13:58.893 --> 01:14:01.271 -Not syphilis. -Ah, yes. 1528 01:14:01.354 --> 01:14:03.481 I had it 15 times. 1529 01:14:03.565 --> 01:14:05.191 Not-- That’s not good. 1530 01:14:05.275 --> 01:14:07.235 Okay, just stop right there. 1531 01:14:07.318 --> 01:14:09.237 -What? -You have to stop right there. 1532 01:14:09.320 --> 01:14:12.740 -Stop here? Why? -’Cause we can talk better that way. 1533 01:14:12.824 --> 01:14:14.993 Can I have my ball and chain, please? 1534 01:14:15.076 --> 01:14:18.329 -Are you finna put it back on her? -No, of course not. 1535 01:14:18.413 --> 01:14:20.957 She, uh, luckily came to her senses, 1536 01:14:21.040 --> 01:14:26.504 and she is, uh, about to gift herself to a new owner. 1537 01:14:26.588 --> 01:14:29.090 She will be the happiest woman in the world, uh, 1538 01:14:29.174 --> 01:14:31.426 just like, uh, Melania. 1539 01:14:31.509 --> 01:14:32.886 Can I have my... 1540 01:14:32.969 --> 01:14:35.054 Yes, I’m finna get your ball and chain 1541 01:14:35.138 --> 01:14:36.973 -for you. -Thank you. 1542 01:14:37.056 --> 01:14:38.349 You’re welcome. 1543 01:14:42.520 --> 01:14:44.981 Yes, that’s my girl’s. 1544 01:14:45.064 --> 01:14:46.232 Here you go. 1545 01:14:47.483 --> 01:14:49.652 -What is it? -That’s hers. 1546 01:14:49.736 --> 01:14:52.447 One more thing that she left. 1547 01:14:53.281 --> 01:14:55.491 ♪ ♪ 1548 01:14:58.244 --> 01:15:01.039 I have a pain in my, uh, titties. 1549 01:15:01.122 --> 01:15:05.251 Maybe because you’re giving away your baby. 1550 01:15:05.335 --> 01:15:06.961 Why would that make my chest hurt? 1551 01:15:07.045 --> 01:15:08.963 -It should. -Why? 1552 01:15:09.047 --> 01:15:14.302 You’re giving a little girl to a old man. 1553 01:15:17.222 --> 01:15:19.891 That should make your chest hurt. 1554 01:15:19.974 --> 01:15:22.101 It should make your heart hurt. 1555 01:15:24.270 --> 01:15:26.397 ♪ ♪ 1556 01:15:38.243 --> 01:15:40.245 Don’t you love her? 1557 01:15:40.328 --> 01:15:42.580 You care for her? 1558 01:15:44.374 --> 01:15:46.626 -You care? -Yes. 1559 01:15:46.709 --> 01:15:48.419 Okay. 1560 01:15:48.503 --> 01:15:51.214 So, shouldn’t she make the decision 1561 01:15:51.297 --> 01:15:54.175 on who she marries? 1562 01:15:54.259 --> 01:15:56.052 But there is only, uh, two hours left 1563 01:15:56.135 --> 01:15:58.221 before she will meet with this man. 1564 01:15:58.304 --> 01:15:59.681 That’s two hours. 1565 01:15:59.764 --> 01:16:02.642 -You got two hours to stop it. -Yes. 1566 01:16:02.725 --> 01:16:07.438 Find your baby and tell her she don’t have to do that. 1567 01:16:07.522 --> 01:16:09.983 Thank you so much. 1568 01:16:10.066 --> 01:16:11.442 -Okay, I will go. -Okay. 1569 01:16:11.526 --> 01:16:12.652 Oh, one last thing. 1570 01:16:13.736 --> 01:16:15.697 Will you be my new Black wife? 1571 01:16:15.780 --> 01:16:18.199 No, sir, I cannot be your new Black wife. 1572 01:16:18.283 --> 01:16:19.826 Okay. 1573 01:16:19.909 --> 01:16:22.120 ♪ ♪ 1574 01:16:33.047 --> 01:16:34.674 (elevator bell dings) 1575 01:16:44.267 --> 01:16:46.352 (horns honking) 1576 01:16:49.605 --> 01:16:52.400 MACY: As a woman, you have to be 1577 01:16:52.483 --> 01:16:54.235 kind of weak. 1578 01:16:56.321 --> 01:17:00.116 No more strong. We can’t be strong anymore. 1579 01:17:05.913 --> 01:17:08.624 ♪ ♪ 1580 01:17:11.544 --> 01:17:13.129 (tires screeching) 1581 01:17:19.218 --> 01:17:21.763 (Giuliani grunting) 1582 01:17:21.846 --> 01:17:24.098 -Nice to meet you, my dear. -Nice to meet you. 1583 01:17:24.182 --> 01:17:27.101 -You’re one of my greatest heroes. -Oh, that’s so nice. 1584 01:17:27.185 --> 01:17:29.020 -Thank you. Thank you. -Yes. 1585 01:17:29.103 --> 01:17:30.563 I will try my best, 1586 01:17:30.646 --> 01:17:32.565 but because I am super excited and nervous... 1587 01:17:32.648 --> 01:17:34.108 Well, you relax. I’ll relax. 1588 01:17:34.192 --> 01:17:35.860 You want me to ask you questions? 1589 01:17:35.943 --> 01:17:36.819 (both chuckling) 1590 01:17:36.903 --> 01:17:39.322 -I’ll relax you, okay? -Yes. 1591 01:17:39.405 --> 01:17:42.784 Thank you. I feel like I’m living in a fairy tale. 1592 01:17:42.867 --> 01:17:44.494 Come here. 1593 01:17:44.577 --> 01:17:46.204 You’re gonna do great, okay? 1594 01:17:46.287 --> 01:17:49.165 (tires screeching) 1595 01:17:49.248 --> 01:17:51.459 ♪ ♪ 1596 01:18:05.139 --> 01:18:06.849 -Where are you going? -BORAT: Upstairs. 1597 01:18:06.933 --> 01:18:08.476 No, you are not going up there. 1598 01:18:08.559 --> 01:18:10.603 But I must defend my daughter’s vagine from America’s mayor. 1599 01:18:10.686 --> 01:18:12.063 Let me see your I.D.!! 1600 01:18:12.146 --> 01:18:14.649 So, please take this. 1601 01:18:14.732 --> 01:18:18.569 It used to belong to my father, but I think you should keep it. 1602 01:18:18.653 --> 01:18:19.946 It-- Whoa. My God. 1603 01:18:20.029 --> 01:18:21.823 That’s wonderful that you gave this to me. 1604 01:18:21.906 --> 01:18:23.991 So, uh... 1605 01:18:26.494 --> 01:18:27.703 Well, thank you, my dear. 1606 01:18:27.787 --> 01:18:30.373 Get out or I’m calling the police! 1607 01:18:30.456 --> 01:18:31.833 BORAT: Time running out. 1608 01:18:31.916 --> 01:18:34.836 Please. His old chram will soon be turgid. 1609 01:18:37.380 --> 01:18:39.257 A little bit about China. 1610 01:18:39.340 --> 01:18:41.217 As an expert of national security, 1611 01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:43.553 what do you think we can do going forward 1612 01:18:43.636 --> 01:18:45.304 to prevent this for happening again? 1613 01:18:45.388 --> 01:18:51.102 W-Well, China manufactured the virus and let it out. 1614 01:18:51.185 --> 01:18:54.355 And they deliberately spread it all around the world. 1615 01:18:54.439 --> 01:18:56.941 -I don’t think anybody was eating bats. -Yeah. 1616 01:18:57.024 --> 01:18:59.193 -Did you ever have a bat? -Oh, no. 1617 01:18:59.277 --> 01:19:01.446 -(laughs) -I don’t think I will ever... (laughs) 1618 01:19:01.529 --> 01:19:02.780 eat a bat. 1619 01:19:02.864 --> 01:19:04.198 If you eat a bat with me. 1620 01:19:04.282 --> 01:19:06.033 -Okay, I will. I’ll eat a bat with you. -Can we try? 1621 01:19:06.117 --> 01:19:07.368 (both laugh) 1622 01:19:07.452 --> 01:19:10.037 -You’re so funny. -(laughs) 1623 01:19:10.121 --> 01:19:12.290 ♪ ♪ 1624 01:19:21.382 --> 01:19:22.758 (grunts) 1625 01:19:23.676 --> 01:19:26.262 Uh, in the panty-house. Uh, ooh. 1626 01:19:26.345 --> 01:19:28.222 So, probably in a rough estimate, 1627 01:19:28.306 --> 01:19:30.683 how many lives President Trump saved? 1628 01:19:30.766 --> 01:19:32.602 I’d say he’s saved a million lives. 1629 01:19:32.685 --> 01:19:34.479 There would’ve been a million more had he, had he waited 1630 01:19:34.562 --> 01:19:37.648 -that month, the way the Democrats would’ve done. -Yeah. 1631 01:19:37.732 --> 01:19:39.859 Uh, but he acted swiftly, 1632 01:19:39.942 --> 01:19:41.944 he acted before anybod-- in fact, 1633 01:19:42.028 --> 01:19:45.740 even his own, even his own advisors... 1634 01:19:45.823 --> 01:19:48.284 -some of them advised him not to do it. -Really? 1635 01:19:48.367 --> 01:19:50.995 -Yeah. -(coughs) 1636 01:19:51.078 --> 01:19:53.372 I’m good. Oh, here, a little bit does some good? 1637 01:19:53.456 --> 01:19:55.625 -Here you go. (chuckles) -Yeah. It’s always good. 1638 01:19:55.708 --> 01:19:57.043 Never been in front of the camera. 1639 01:19:57.126 --> 01:19:58.503 I’ve always been behind of the camera, 1640 01:19:58.586 --> 01:19:59.921 but today, something with this... 1641 01:20:00.004 --> 01:20:01.422 Uh, I think you’re gonna look pretty good. 1642 01:20:01.506 --> 01:20:03.090 -(chuckles) -(chuckling): We will see. 1643 01:20:03.174 --> 01:20:04.717 Yeah, you’re gonna look pretty good. 1644 01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:06.636 -But it’s because of you. -Well, thank you. 1645 01:20:06.719 --> 01:20:09.680 I really feel like Melania right now. 1646 01:20:09.764 --> 01:20:11.599 Well, you’re doing very well. 1647 01:20:11.682 --> 01:20:13.100 So I think you’re gonna look pretty... 1648 01:20:13.184 --> 01:20:14.227 Sorry to interrupt, Mayor. 1649 01:20:14.310 --> 01:20:17.230 Um, sound problem. 1650 01:20:17.313 --> 01:20:18.773 I think we cancel interview. 1651 01:20:18.856 --> 01:20:20.399 Mm-hmm? 1652 01:20:20.483 --> 01:20:22.568 -Uh, I don’t think we need, uh... because... -Yeah. 1653 01:20:22.652 --> 01:20:24.403 -I-I already checked... -I’ll just check your mic. 1654 01:20:24.487 --> 01:20:26.155 GIULIANI: Okay. 1655 01:20:26.239 --> 01:20:27.823 -Is that better? -Yeah, that’s b-better. 1656 01:20:27.907 --> 01:20:30.618 Let me just listen in for a minute. 1657 01:20:30.701 --> 01:20:32.036 Yeah. 1658 01:20:32.119 --> 01:20:34.121 Is she asking too many questions? 1659 01:20:34.205 --> 01:20:36.499 No, she’s doing great. 1660 01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:38.793 She’d make a very nagging wife. 1661 01:20:39.835 --> 01:20:41.170 No! 1662 01:20:41.254 --> 01:20:43.839 If I were you, I would stick to marrying your cousins. 1663 01:20:43.923 --> 01:20:45.716 Let me check the sound. 1664 01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:46.801 Can I check the sound? 1665 01:20:47.969 --> 01:20:49.637 Sure. 1666 01:20:50.471 --> 01:20:52.306 Mr. Mayor, c-can you say something? 1667 01:20:52.390 --> 01:20:53.724 Can you say something? 1668 01:20:53.808 --> 01:20:56.102 -Yes, I’m fine. -Yeah, the sound is perfect. 1669 01:20:56.185 --> 01:20:58.271 -It’s probably better if I stay and... -Please, please l-leave. 1670 01:20:58.354 --> 01:21:00.189 No, no, please. If I need you, I will call you. 1671 01:21:00.273 --> 01:21:02.900 -You sure? -You will be in the lobby, right? 1672 01:21:02.984 --> 01:21:04.735 (whispering): Don’t do it. 1673 01:21:04.819 --> 01:21:06.696 What? That’s what you want. 1674 01:21:06.779 --> 01:21:08.364 But it’s not what you want. 1675 01:21:08.447 --> 01:21:11.242 But I also don’t want you to die. 1676 01:21:11.325 --> 01:21:12.910 Now go! Go. 1677 01:21:12.994 --> 01:21:15.913 -What if I take your place and he makes sexy time with me? -No. 1678 01:21:15.997 --> 01:21:17.248 Leave. 1679 01:21:17.331 --> 01:21:19.500 ♪ ♪ 1680 01:21:19.584 --> 01:21:21.669 (sighs) 1681 01:21:21.752 --> 01:21:23.629 -I’m so sorry. That’s horrible. -Just relax. Sit down. 1682 01:21:23.713 --> 01:21:25.756 Sit, sit, sit, sit. Okay. 1683 01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:27.216 I’m so sorry for that. 1684 01:21:27.300 --> 01:21:28.634 Really, I apologize. 1685 01:21:28.718 --> 01:21:30.845 Apology accepted. No problem. 1686 01:21:30.928 --> 01:21:32.221 -(chuckles): Okay. -Okay? 1687 01:21:32.305 --> 01:21:35.891 Yeah. Uh, thank you again for giving me this time. 1688 01:21:35.975 --> 01:21:37.810 Shall we have a drink in the bedroom? 1689 01:21:38.936 --> 01:21:40.271 (Giuliani sighs) 1690 01:21:40.354 --> 01:21:41.897 -Come here. Come here. -TUTAR: What? 1691 01:21:41.981 --> 01:21:43.441 Hold up. 1692 01:21:43.524 --> 01:21:46.152 -There you go, my dear. -Okay. 1693 01:21:46.235 --> 01:21:48.446 Yeah, you’re-you’re good. 1694 01:21:48.529 --> 01:21:51.657 You can give me your phone number and your address. 1695 01:21:55.536 --> 01:21:58.372 -Should we slip your jacket? -Okay. 1696 01:22:05.087 --> 01:22:06.547 BORAT: Put down your chram! 1697 01:22:06.631 --> 01:22:07.590 GIULIANI: Oh! 1698 01:22:07.673 --> 01:22:10.259 She 15. She too old for you. 1699 01:22:10.343 --> 01:22:11.302 Why are you dressed like this? 1700 01:22:11.385 --> 01:22:13.137 She my daughter. Please, take me instead. 1701 01:22:13.220 --> 01:22:15.097 -Take my anoos. -Don’t take him. -I don’t want you. 1702 01:22:15.181 --> 01:22:16.682 No, no, take my anoos. Do not have her. 1703 01:22:16.766 --> 01:22:18.059 TUTAR: I’m better than him. 1704 01:22:18.142 --> 01:22:19.602 BORAT: No, I better. My back pussy very tight. 1705 01:22:19.685 --> 01:22:21.479 TUTAR: No, please, my front anoos. 1706 01:22:21.562 --> 01:22:23.105 BORAT: Please, I will let you enjoy my chram in your mouth. 1707 01:22:23.189 --> 01:22:24.815 -(Tutar shouting) -BORAT: No, I better! 1708 01:22:24.899 --> 01:22:26.317 TUTAR: I can... I would love to marry you. 1709 01:22:26.400 --> 01:22:27.735 BORAT: I was in prison many years, 1710 01:22:27.818 --> 01:22:29.362 so I have techniques with my mouth. 1711 01:22:29.445 --> 01:22:31.280 Hello? What’s going on here? Look at this guy. 1712 01:22:31.364 --> 01:22:32.657 I forbid this union. 1713 01:22:32.740 --> 01:22:34.909 Rudy, Trump will be disappoint. 1714 01:22:34.992 --> 01:22:37.870 You are leaving hotel without golden shower. 1715 01:22:37.953 --> 01:22:40.164 ♪ ♪ 1716 01:22:41.582 --> 01:22:43.417 (woman singing upbeat folk song in foreign language) 1717 01:22:47.672 --> 01:22:49.924 (sirens wailing in distance) 1718 01:22:55.346 --> 01:22:58.516 (both laughing, panting) 1719 01:23:00.309 --> 01:23:02.395 That one was close. 1720 01:23:03.604 --> 01:23:04.980 You know what I think? 1721 01:23:06.732 --> 01:23:09.485 I think you did this because 1722 01:23:09.568 --> 01:23:12.363 you love me as much as your sons. 1723 01:23:14.031 --> 01:23:15.491 No. 1724 01:23:18.160 --> 01:23:19.078 More. 1725 01:23:19.161 --> 01:23:20.996 ♪ ♪ 1726 01:23:22.915 --> 01:23:25.126 So much more. 1727 01:23:30.214 --> 01:23:31.716 What shall we do? 1728 01:23:32.550 --> 01:23:34.176 You stay here. 1729 01:23:36.512 --> 01:23:38.889 I will go home. 1730 01:23:39.557 --> 01:23:40.808 To be executed. 1731 01:23:43.185 --> 01:23:45.312 -I’m coming with you. -No, no. 1732 01:23:45.396 --> 01:23:47.565 You want to live in a cage? 1733 01:23:47.648 --> 01:23:49.650 I forbid it. 1734 01:23:50.943 --> 01:23:53.320 I get to choose. 1735 01:23:55.156 --> 01:23:57.074 Okay. 1736 01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:00.244 (balloon squeaks, pops) 1737 01:24:02.538 --> 01:24:04.749 ♪ ♪ 1738 01:24:06.667 --> 01:24:10.337 This is my final Will and Testament. 1739 01:24:10.421 --> 01:24:14.717 To my daughter, I leave everything... 1740 01:24:15.593 --> 01:24:17.595 One anti-semitic chocolate cake, 1741 01:24:18.345 --> 01:24:20.347 also three... 1742 01:24:20.431 --> 01:24:21.849 ...Fleshlights. 1743 01:24:21.932 --> 01:24:23.017 Stop. 1744 01:24:27.855 --> 01:24:30.399 We’re not going to kill you. 1745 01:24:31.150 --> 01:24:34.153 But I failed my mission. 1746 01:24:34.236 --> 01:24:36.739 It’s okay. People make mistakes. 1747 01:24:40.785 --> 01:24:43.037 -(exhales) -(door closes) 1748 01:24:47.208 --> 01:24:48.876 (Borat swallows, exhales) 1749 01:24:48.959 --> 01:24:50.669 ♪ ♪ 1750 01:24:50.753 --> 01:24:52.087 TUTAR: Tatti? 1751 01:24:59.970 --> 01:25:02.181 BORAT: I a total failures. 1752 01:25:02.264 --> 01:25:05.184 My whole world fall to pieces. 1753 01:25:07.436 --> 01:25:09.688 -They make this plague? -BOTH: Yes. 1754 01:25:09.772 --> 01:25:11.649 And they deliberately spread it 1755 01:25:11.732 --> 01:25:13.108 all around the world. 1756 01:25:14.735 --> 01:25:16.779 NAZARBAYEV: Two Sagdiyev. 1757 01:25:16.862 --> 01:25:19.323 GIULIANI: I believe it comes out of that laboratory. 1758 01:25:19.406 --> 01:25:21.367 I don’t think anybody was eating bats. 1759 01:25:21.450 --> 01:25:23.494 -Did you ever eat a bat? -TUTAR: Oh, no. -(both laugh) 1760 01:25:23.577 --> 01:25:25.996 BORAT: Our Premier Nazarbayev, he grab a lot. 1761 01:25:26.080 --> 01:25:28.123 JIM: He can do whatever he wants, right? 1762 01:25:28.207 --> 01:25:30.459 MAN: He sent you a bunch of angry faces. 1763 01:25:33.087 --> 01:25:36.215 -I go to America! -(all booing, shouting) 1764 01:25:36.298 --> 01:25:38.467 GIULIANI: So, what if they spread it all around the world? 1765 01:25:38.551 --> 01:25:41.470 -JIM: The Wuhan flu. -(coughing) 1766 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:46.267 BORAT: Wawaweewa! 1767 01:25:46.350 --> 01:25:48.185 You the Forrest the Gumps! 1768 01:25:48.269 --> 01:25:50.145 -Hi. -Please, uh, make autograph? 1769 01:25:50.229 --> 01:25:51.230 Sure. 1770 01:25:51.313 --> 01:25:52.731 (Borat coughing) 1771 01:25:52.815 --> 01:25:54.859 -How do you spell your name? -Uh, B... 1772 01:25:54.942 --> 01:25:57.444 PENCE: We have 15 cases of coronavirus. 1773 01:25:57.528 --> 01:25:59.446 We’re ready. We’re ready for anything. 1774 01:25:59.530 --> 01:26:00.781 Why, uh, you wear mask? 1775 01:26:00.865 --> 01:26:01.824 ’Cause of 1776 01:26:01.907 --> 01:26:04.201 the virus that’s going around. 1777 01:26:04.285 --> 01:26:06.161 JERRY: It’s gone worldwide. It’s all around the world. 1778 01:26:06.245 --> 01:26:07.371 (Borat coughing) 1779 01:26:07.454 --> 01:26:08.998 JIM: It’s in the air. It’s everywhere. 1780 01:26:09.081 --> 01:26:10.499 (clears throat) And then you get sick. 1781 01:26:10.583 --> 01:26:13.168 (coughs) I’m good. 1782 01:26:13.252 --> 01:26:15.296 BORAT: "Stupid foreign reporter." 1783 01:26:15.379 --> 01:26:17.172 MAN: You will die. 1784 01:26:18.132 --> 01:26:19.633 (quietly): Wawaweewa. 1785 01:26:24.388 --> 01:26:26.891 ♪ ♪ 1786 01:26:28.642 --> 01:26:30.853 STOP! 1787 01:26:32.897 --> 01:26:37.526 You used me to spread the virus around the world. 1788 01:26:37.610 --> 01:26:39.445 Yes I did. 1789 01:26:39.528 --> 01:26:41.155 And our plan worked brilliantly. 1790 01:26:41.238 --> 01:26:44.158 We got our revenge on the world for them laughing on us. 1791 01:26:44.241 --> 01:26:45.659 Did you hear that, Brian? 1792 01:26:45.743 --> 01:26:48.746 -Yes, sir. -If anything happens to me, 1793 01:26:48.829 --> 01:26:51.957 forward this to my best boyfriends, Jim and Jerry. 1794 01:26:52.833 --> 01:26:54.668 What is that magical calculator? 1795 01:26:54.752 --> 01:26:56.921 It’s called a phone. 1796 01:26:57.504 --> 01:26:58.756 Who is that? 1797 01:26:58.839 --> 01:27:01.300 America’s Minister of Technology. 1798 01:27:01.383 --> 01:27:02.676 His name, Brian. 1799 01:27:02.760 --> 01:27:06.597 His twin brother live inside my phone. 1800 01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:09.016 Say jangshemash, Brian. 1801 01:27:09.099 --> 01:27:10.809 BRIAN: Hello. This is Brian. 1802 01:27:10.893 --> 01:27:13.729 I just recorded you talking. 1803 01:27:14.855 --> 01:27:16.023 Ok... 1804 01:27:16.982 --> 01:27:19.610 What do you two want... 1805 01:27:19.693 --> 01:27:21.737 to keep your mouths shut? 1806 01:27:22.738 --> 01:27:25.324 I have some ideas. 1807 01:27:25.407 --> 01:27:27.618 ♪ ♪ 1808 01:27:30.329 --> 01:27:34.166 Jangshemash! Kazakhstan now feminist nation. 1809 01:27:34.249 --> 01:27:37.294 Like US&A and Saudi Arabia. 1810 01:27:37.378 --> 01:27:40.422 Bride exports declared misogynist, 1811 01:27:40.506 --> 01:27:42.633 so we now traffic grooms. 1812 01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:50.891 We use my iPhone 4’s hot spot 1813 01:27:50.975 --> 01:27:55.312 and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan. 1814 01:27:55.396 --> 01:27:58.983 Now we are part of the global community, 1815 01:27:59.066 --> 01:28:03.195 influencing elections around the world. 1816 01:28:05.781 --> 01:28:09.535 Kazakhstan now center of COVID-safe fashion. 1817 01:28:09.618 --> 01:28:11.954 We invent the maskini! 1818 01:28:12.037 --> 01:28:13.622 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? ♪ 1819 01:28:13.706 --> 01:28:15.666 ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe? ♪ 1820 01:28:15.749 --> 01:28:17.835 BORAT: Our people are kept healthy 1821 01:28:17.918 --> 01:28:20.587 with daily hygienic temperature checks. 1822 01:28:22.756 --> 01:28:26.719 Our fatality rate plummet to 92%. 1823 01:28:27.928 --> 01:28:30.014 Best of all, I am reinstate 1824 01:28:30.097 --> 01:28:33.517 as number-four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. 1825 01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:35.310 Who number three? 1826 01:28:35.394 --> 01:28:36.979 Tutar Sagdiyev. 1827 01:28:37.062 --> 01:28:38.230 Why not? 1828 01:28:38.313 --> 01:28:40.691 May the patriarchy go to hells. 1829 01:28:40.774 --> 01:28:43.318 -Nice. -No, "ni-i-ice." 1830 01:28:43.402 --> 01:28:45.112 Don’t mansplain to me. 1831 01:28:45.195 --> 01:28:47.281 Feminists. 1832 01:28:47.364 --> 01:28:50.034 My visit to US&A make me realize 1833 01:28:50.117 --> 01:28:52.327 that greatest threat to Kazakhstan 1834 01:28:52.411 --> 01:28:54.455 is no longer the Jew. 1835 01:28:54.538 --> 01:28:57.124 It is, in fact, the Yankee. 1836 01:28:57.207 --> 01:28:59.543 -Jangshemash. -(crowd cheering) 1837 01:28:59.626 --> 01:29:03.422 Welcome to the first ever 1838 01:29:03.505 --> 01:29:05.841 Running of the American. 1839 01:29:08.552 --> 01:29:10.095 They’re starting to run! 1840 01:29:10.179 --> 01:29:13.265 Here comes the American! 1841 01:29:13.348 --> 01:29:15.601 Oh no! He’s got the fever! 1842 01:29:15.684 --> 01:29:17.686 He’s not wearing a mask. 1843 01:29:17.770 --> 01:29:18.979 BORAT and TUTAR: Oh! 1844 01:29:19.063 --> 01:29:21.482 -(Borat speaking Kazakh) -(crowd booing) 1845 01:29:21.565 --> 01:29:23.484 Here comes Karen! 1846 01:29:23.567 --> 01:29:25.944 She’s being a little bit racist! 1847 01:29:26.028 --> 01:29:27.446 She’s going to cough. 1848 01:29:27.529 --> 01:29:29.490 (all groaning) 1849 01:29:29.573 --> 01:29:31.533 Here comes the chief medical expert! 1850 01:29:31.617 --> 01:29:34.495 -(cheering) -And he’s got a vaccine! 1851 01:29:34.578 --> 01:29:37.164 Everybody’s going to be saved! 1852 01:29:37.247 --> 01:29:39.166 Uh oh 1853 01:29:39.249 --> 01:29:42.044 She’s been to Walmart, she’s got her AR-15. 1854 01:29:42.127 --> 01:29:45.255 -(crowd booing) -Karen is not happy. 1855 01:29:45.339 --> 01:29:49.134 Oh no, she’s killed Fauci! 1856 01:29:49.218 --> 01:29:52.012 The Americans are victorious 1857 01:29:52.096 --> 01:29:54.890 in their battle against science. 1858 01:29:54.973 --> 01:29:56.850 For Kazakhstan TV, 1859 01:29:56.934 --> 01:29:58.811 this is Tutar Sagdiyev... 1860 01:29:58.894 --> 01:30:01.605 and Borat Margaret Sagdiyev. 1861 01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:04.233 BOTH: Chenquieh. 1862 01:30:04.316 --> 01:30:07.361 ("Just the Two of Us" by Fanfare Ciocarlia playing) 1863 01:30:07.444 --> 01:30:09.571 You were amazing! 1864 01:30:16.870 --> 01:30:19.748 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 1865 01:30:19.832 --> 01:30:22.292 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 1866 01:30:22.376 --> 01:30:25.629 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 1867 01:30:26.839 --> 01:30:29.800 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 1868 01:30:29.883 --> 01:30:32.136 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 1869 01:30:32.219 --> 01:30:35.806 ♪ And I want to spend some time with you ♪ 1870 01:30:35.889 --> 01:30:38.183 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1871 01:30:38.267 --> 01:30:40.686 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 1872 01:30:40.769 --> 01:30:44.857 ♪ Just the two of us, just the two of us ♪ 1873 01:30:44.940 --> 01:30:47.401 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1874 01:30:47.484 --> 01:30:49.945 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 1875 01:30:50.028 --> 01:30:51.947 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1876 01:30:52.030 --> 01:30:54.199 ♪ You and I ♪ 1877 01:30:55.117 --> 01:30:57.327 (group vocalizing) 1878 01:31:25.981 --> 01:31:27.941 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 1879 01:31:28.025 --> 01:31:30.360 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 1880 01:31:30.444 --> 01:31:35.574 ♪ Just the two of us, you and I ♪ 1881 01:31:35.657 --> 01:31:37.868 (group vocalizing) 1882 01:31:53.008 --> 01:31:56.178 -(song ends) -(laughter) 1883 01:31:56.261 --> 01:31:58.222 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1884 01:31:58.305 --> 01:32:01.683 ("Gonna Make You Sweat" by Little Big playing) 1885 01:32:05.854 --> 01:32:08.023 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 1886 01:32:10.108 --> 01:32:12.194 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 1887 01:32:13.320 --> 01:32:15.072 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1888 01:32:15.155 --> 01:32:16.990 ♪ Dance now, dance now ♪ 1889 01:32:17.074 --> 01:32:19.117 ♪ The dome, back with the bass ♪ 1890 01:32:19.201 --> 01:32:21.828 ♪ The jam is live in effect and I don’t waste time ♪ 1891 01:32:21.912 --> 01:32:23.538 ♪ On the mic with a dope rhyme ♪ 1892 01:32:23.622 --> 01:32:25.332 ♪ Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump ♪ 1893 01:32:25.415 --> 01:32:28.001 -♪ Jump ♪ -♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 1894 01:32:28.085 --> 01:32:29.795 ♪ And I’m here to combine ♪ 1895 01:32:29.878 --> 01:32:31.213 ♪ Beats and lyrics to make you shake your pants ♪ 1896 01:32:31.296 --> 01:32:33.257 ♪ Take a chance, come on and dance ♪ 1897 01:32:33.340 --> 01:32:36.176 ♪ Guys, grab a girl, don’t wait, make her twirl ♪ 1898 01:32:36.260 --> 01:32:38.512 ♪ It’s your world and I’m just a squirrel ♪ 1899 01:32:38.595 --> 01:32:40.472 ♪ Trying to get a nut to move your butt ♪ 1900 01:32:40.555 --> 01:32:42.474 ♪ To the dance floor, so, yo, what’s up? ♪ 1901 01:32:42.557 --> 01:32:44.601 ♪ Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah" ♪ 1902 01:32:44.685 --> 01:32:46.770 ♪ Everybody over here, everybody over there ♪ 1903 01:32:46.853 --> 01:32:48.897 ♪ The crowd is live and I pursue this groove ♪ 1904 01:32:48.981 --> 01:32:51.608 ♪ Party people in the house, move ♪ 1905 01:32:51.692 --> 01:32:53.568 -♪ Let your mind ♪ -♪ Groove ♪ 1906 01:32:53.652 --> 01:32:55.737 ♪ Put me online ♪ 1907 01:32:55.821 --> 01:33:00.742 ♪ Come on, let’s sweat, baby ♪ 1908 01:33:00.826 --> 01:33:03.287 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1909 01:33:03.370 --> 01:33:05.247 ♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ 1910 01:33:05.330 --> 01:33:09.167 ♪ Sweat, sweat ♪ 1911 01:33:09.251 --> 01:33:11.503 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1912 01:33:11.586 --> 01:33:13.964 ♪ Let the rhythm move ♪ 1913 01:33:14.047 --> 01:33:16.091 ♪ ♪ 1914 01:33:45.287 --> 01:33:47.456 ♪ ♪ 1915 01:33:53.879 --> 01:33:55.922 ♪ It’s your world and I’m just a squirrel ♪ 1916 01:33:56.006 --> 01:33:57.883 ♪ Trying to get a nut to move your butt ♪ 1917 01:33:57.966 --> 01:34:00.010 ♪ To the dance floor, so, yo, what’s up? ♪ 1918 01:34:00.093 --> 01:34:02.137 ♪ Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah" ♪ 1919 01:34:02.220 --> 01:34:04.264 ♪ Everybody over here, everybody over there ♪ 1920 01:34:04.348 --> 01:34:06.350 ♪ The crowd is live and I pursue this groove ♪ 1921 01:34:06.433 --> 01:34:08.852 ♪ Party people in the house, move ♪ 1922 01:34:08.935 --> 01:34:11.355 -♪ Let your mind ♪ -♪ Groove ♪ 1923 01:34:11.438 --> 01:34:13.523 ♪ Put me online ♪ 1924 01:34:13.607 --> 01:34:18.195 ♪ Come on, let’s sweat, baby ♪ 1925 01:34:18.278 --> 01:34:20.655 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1926 01:34:20.739 --> 01:34:22.908 ♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ 1927 01:34:22.991 --> 01:34:26.495 ♪ Sweat, sweat ♪ 1928 01:34:26.578 --> 01:34:28.872 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1929 01:34:28.955 --> 01:34:31.375 ♪ Let the rhythm move ♪ 1930 01:34:31.458 --> 01:34:33.168 ♪ ♪ 1931 01:34:45.764 --> 01:34:47.766 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1932 01:34:47.849 --> 01:34:50.060 ♪ Pause, take a breath and go for yours ♪ 1933 01:34:50.143 --> 01:34:52.104 ♪ On my command, now hit the dance floor ♪ 1934 01:34:52.187 --> 01:34:54.147 ♪ It’s gonna make you sweat till you bleed ♪ 1935 01:34:54.231 --> 01:34:55.941 ♪ Is that dope enough? Indeed ♪ 1936 01:34:56.024 --> 01:34:57.651 ♪ I paid the price to control the dice ♪ 1937 01:34:57.734 --> 01:35:00.737 ♪ I’m more precise, to the point, I’m nice ♪ 1938 01:35:00.821 --> 01:35:02.280 ♪ The music takes control, your heart and soul ♪ 1939 01:35:02.364 --> 01:35:04.449 ♪ Unfold, your body is free and a whole ♪ 1940 01:35:04.533 --> 01:35:06.743 ♪ Dance till you can’t, dance till you can’t dance no more ♪ 1941 01:35:06.827 --> 01:35:08.745 ♪ Get on the floor and get raw ♪ 1942 01:35:08.829 --> 01:35:10.455 ♪ Then come back and upside down ♪ 1943 01:35:10.539 --> 01:35:13.917 ♪ Easy now, let me see you move ♪ 1944 01:35:14.000 --> 01:35:15.877 -♪ Let your mind ♪ -♪ Groove ♪ 1945 01:35:15.961 --> 01:35:18.547 -♪ Put me online ♪ -♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1946 01:35:18.630 --> 01:35:21.425 ♪ Come on, let’s sweat, baby ♪ 1947 01:35:21.508 --> 01:35:23.051 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1948 01:35:23.135 --> 01:35:25.429 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1949 01:35:25.512 --> 01:35:27.681 -♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ -♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1950 01:35:27.764 --> 01:35:31.601 ♪ Sweat, sweat ♪ 1951 01:35:31.685 --> 01:35:33.979 ♪ Let the music take control ♪ 1952 01:35:34.062 --> 01:35:36.064 ♪ Let the rhythm move you ♪ 1953 01:35:36.148 --> 01:35:38.066 ♪ Sweat ♪ 1954 01:35:38.150 --> 01:35:40.068 -♪ Sweat ♪ -♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1955 01:35:40.152 --> 01:35:41.695 ♪ Sweat ♪ 1956 01:35:41.778 --> 01:35:44.489 -♪ Give me the music ♪ -♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1957 01:35:46.575 --> 01:35:48.410 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 1958 01:35:48.493 --> 01:35:52.747 ♪ Everybody dance now, everybody dance now ♪ 1959 01:35:52.831 --> 01:35:55.041 ♪ Dance now, dance now ♪ 1960 01:35:55.125 --> 01:35:56.918 ♪ Give me the music ♪ 1961 01:35:57.002 --> 01:35:58.753 -♪ Sweat. ♪ -(song ends)