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Downloaded from
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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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"Bruh" sound effect

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Babe!

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Where is she?!

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Where is who, babe?

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I know you are not in this
apartment alone.

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"Record scratch" SFX

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"Bruh" sound effect

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Babe, you don't trust me?

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You said you had work all day!

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I did- I do- I did have work-

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But look, whatever you do, don't
look in the cabinets!

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Oh this one right here?

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No, don't look in those
cabinets!

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"Bruh" sound effect

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"Bruh" sound effect

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Multitude of "Bruh" sound
effects

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I'm sorry, babe, I should have
trusted you.

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I know, bring it in. It's okay.

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You're such a good hugger.

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I know I am.

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"Bruh" sound effect.

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*Chip crunching

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Hey, man, have you been in the
kitchen today?

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Yea, why?

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Well, I thought you said you
were going to do the dishes.

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*Robbie exhales

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"Gunshot" sound effects

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Nice! Level up!

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Whadduya think?

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Love it! Let's go!

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Go?! We have to pre-game first!

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Pre-game?

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Pre-game.

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Pre-game!

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Ahhhhhh!

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Clink!

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Woooo!

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Pre-game! *Vomits

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Pre-game! *vomits

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*Robbie beat-boxes

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Tyler: Okay...

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Okay...

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Okay...

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Okay...

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Tyler: Okay, okay-

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Robbie: That was supposed to be
your starting point!

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Tyler: Oh, I know. I know!

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*Robbie beat-boxes

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Tyler: Okay, okay...

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Okay, Okay, Okay...

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The thing I'm best at is getting
brain

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It's insane the way the
cellophane around my dang wang

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Hangs like a chain!

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*Tyler and Robbie laugh

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That's it?

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That's how I end my album!

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which is coming out, it's called
T and R

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Yea, all three sales of that
one.

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*voice on phone: "I swear that's
Tyler and Robbie!"

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Tyler: You guys would buy that,
right?

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Robbie: Woah, dude, look at
this.

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*voice on phone: "I think this
is where they live!"

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Oh, that's so creepy, no.

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Guys, look. You know we love
you.

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But I mean this-

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Rebbeca: It's true! He loves the
fan more than me.

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It's true, we love you guys.

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But like, this is ridiculous-

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Wait, don't show that!

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Izzy: You're showing more people
where you live, dumbass.

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I didn't show you guys that.

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I'll take that...

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Yea... you know... look.

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We love you guys. Seriously, we
would kill for you.

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But...

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When you see us, don't be all

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creepy and stalkery about it.

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Come up and say hey. Tell us you
like our videos!

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Especially in public, yo, that
shit makes us look dope.

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That's true.

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And if these two need anything,
it's an ego boost!

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You know what, babe, you're not
wrong.

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In fact, the next 100 people to
share our latest video...

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Get a follow!

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And we gonna like the hell out
of your posts!

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Oof, I love that voice, can you
do that more?

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Hell!

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All right, we will see you guys,
later.

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Woooooo, all right, I need a
shot, Rebbeca what do you want?

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You're not going to wait and see
who shares the video?

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*Tyler and Robbie laugh.

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No, no, no, Rebbeca. You sweet,
beautiful woman. No.

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No, that's not how things work.
We just say those things to get
traction for the videos.

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Works like a charm.

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That's true.

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You guys suck!

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No, no, no. We. We guys suck.

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I'm taking you down with me,
gorgeous.

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Glad to be here.

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What's the deal with those
shots?

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That's what I'm talking about.
Robbie, what do you want?

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Vodka?

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Vodka.

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Izzy?

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Bathroom.

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Voice on Phone: What's up,

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Today, we're going to be doing
something a little different.

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Blehhhh! We're scaring the hell
out of random people!

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Let's do it!

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*Woman screams

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It's just a prank!!

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You okay?

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Yea.

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Yea, I just, um-

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You just need to tell him. Rip
it off like a bandaid.

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I hate ripping off bandaids.

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I'm proud of you. And if Tyler
isn't...

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He... can suck my dick.

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Oh, yea? Didn't know you had
one.

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Oh, yea. Surprised it hasn't
come up yet.

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Must be too busy looking at that
face.

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That's a shame.

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Whatcha doing?

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Izzy was just... telling me
about her dick.

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Oh, that's awesome, you finally
told him. Good for you.

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Tyler: Very brave.
Izzy: Thank you.

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No, no problem, good for you-

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Tyler-

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Nope, nope. Nope, nope nope
nope.

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Unless the next words out of
your mouth are "give me that
shot", I don't want to hear it.

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I-

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Where's Izzy's?

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Rebbeca: Right here.

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All right, this one goes out to
200,000 followers-

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207,000; last time I checked.

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207,000. Holy shit. All right,
here's to them, boys.

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Bruh.

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*All cheers and bruh

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Rebbeca: Bruh.
Tyler: Yea, that's a bruh
moment.

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You okay?

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Yea.

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Yea?

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Yea.

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So I was thinking for this first
shot-

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Are you sure?

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Let me tell you first-

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Not about the shot, about being
okay. You're acting really weird

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I'm not weird.

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You're being weird.

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Who you texting?

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My mom.

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Your mom?

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My mom.

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This sketch is kind of dumb.

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What?

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Like, "When bae wants to go
camping" who the hell even says
that?

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If you don't want to do this, we
could always do something-

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Old Man: Hey!

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What the hell you doing?

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Hi! Do you... live here?

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I said... What the hell you
doing?

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I'm going to take that as a yes.

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Sorry, my buddy and I were just
shooting a short little
sketch...

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um... yea! We didn't know anyone
owned this property.

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Son. Everything's owned by
somebody.

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So...

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Why don't the two of you boys
just...

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Clear out.

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Before something bad happens.

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Yea.

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Yea, we changed our minds
anyways. Don't really need this
place.

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So fucking stupid.

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Robbie: Hey, man-
Tyler: Not you...

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That fucking guy.

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Yea.

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Yea.

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Oh, check this out- I saw
something on the explore page
the other day...

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Check this out.

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It's uh... here!

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Oh yea, haha, that's so stupid.

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What?

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What? I mean it's obviously
fake.

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Why does it have to be fake?

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Okay, look right here, look at
this reaction.

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You can't tell me anyone would
ever react like that.

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Okay, sure, yea. Maybe this one
is fake, but it's like...

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It's a good idea.

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Maybe... Maybe we could try it.

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Do it for real.

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We could make it a series!

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I don't know if we could start a
series...

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Why not?

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I'm moving.

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You're...

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I got an e-mail a few weeks ago

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From some manager in LA.

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And he said he was looking for
new social media talent.

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Holy shit, that's so fucking
cool, man.

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That's like...

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Wow! Okay, yea!

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It's a little short notice, but
Rebbeca will understand if we
have to-

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No, it's not... It's not we
though.

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No, it's me. They wanted me.

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*Ringing noise#

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And bro, you gotta know that I
asked about you.

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All right?

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I mean, if you want to move to
LA, you can! It just won't be
with me...

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What, do they have a say in who
you fucking live with?

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Yea, they do.

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It's some apartment full of
influencers-

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Influencers? Yea? Fucking hate
that shit.

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It's not shit-

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No, it is shit. It is shit,
okay?

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There are tiers to this thing,
and social media comedian

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We're not the fucking top of the
food chain, but we're not the
bottom either.

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That's where your fucking
influencers go!

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AGH!

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This is why I didn't wanna tell
you.

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You okay?

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Yea.

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Yea?

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Yea.

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*Car starts#

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No, usually when we have an idea
for a sketch

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We just take out our phones and
film it.

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We feel like writing things down
puts a damper on the whole...

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What would you say?

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Creative process.

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Ah, that's funny. Graddy 88 here
says he can tell we don't write
anything down.

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Who are you talking to?

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My mom.

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Hey, guys, Tyler here.

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Next week, instead of our usual
sketch meme

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Your boy and I are gonna do
something a little different.

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You know those fake pranks
that've been floating around?

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Your boy Robbie and I are gonna
do one of those, but for real!

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There's not a lot of people
liking that.

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Oh no, look it's gonna be great,
seriously.

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This is going to be a great
idea, in fact:

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I already know who our first
victim is!

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Robbie: What are you doing?
Tyler: What am I doing?

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I am setting us up, for a
cliffhanger!

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We're gonna see you guys, next
time!

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What the hell, man?

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Tyler: It's a great idea!
Robbie: It's not a great idea.

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And I told you, I don't wanna
start a series.

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Okay, so it won't be a series.

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It'll be one great video, where
we scare the hell

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Out of that fucking weirdo who
wouldn't let us film in the
woods.

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No, no, no. You're not serious.

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I am 100% serious.

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You fucking owe me.

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Yea, you promised me we were
going to do a Tyler and Robbie
movie

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And I don't think that's going
to happen anytime soon.

257
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,423
So... Lemme have a prank,
please!

258
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,260
Your pranks are high school
shit, man.

259
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,528
Okay? We have other sketch
ideas.

260
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,530
Yea, but we've done all that.

261
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,935
I wanna do something different.
With you, Robbie.

262
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,673
Please.

263
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,675
Pleeeeease.

264
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,910
*high pitched voice# Please.

265
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,912
Please sir, lemme, lemme have a
da prank.

266
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,914
Just a little bit of the
praaaank.

267
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,885
Oh, oh it's so cold outside,
you're not letting a little
prank boy in!

268
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,788
He's gonna die of hypothermia!
This is baaaad!

269
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,790
Oh no, I can't breathe!

270
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,359
Come on! Please?

271
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361
It'll be super dope, super fun.

272
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,930
Can't wait to see what we do
together.

273
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932
We're gonna make magic happen.
Call us Penn and Teller.

274
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,368
Except, we believe there's a
god-

275
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,037
Fine.

276
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,039
Tyler: That's what got you?
Robbie: Yea.

277
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,210
Robbie: So, what's the idea-
Tyler: We find this guy's house.

278
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,312
I'm gonna run up to his door,
bang on it, run away.

279
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,981
Your original idea of a video is
ding dong ditching?

280
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,983
No, it's not ding dong-

281
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,719
That's the beginning.

282
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,721
You're gonna stay hidden, behind
a tree or something

283
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,723
Record it all, I'm gonna do it
again,

284
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,325
Bang on his door, run away-

285
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,327
Robbie: That's ding dong ditch-
Tyler: It's not ding dong ditch!

286
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,762
Sooooo, after that.

287
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,764
He's going to get really pissed
off. When he gets pissed off

288
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,766
And comes outside of his
house...

289
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,137
I'm gonna throw this through his
window.

290
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,743
What the fuck is that?

291
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,145
It's a brick.

292
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,580
You don't see anything wrong
with this-

293
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582
No. No! Okay, look, worst case
scenario,

294
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,819
He calls the cops. And my alibi,
Rebbeca says we were with her
all day.

295
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,689
Uh huh. And best case?

296
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,961
We get a new follower, way
outside our usual demographic.

297
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,798
Come on, this is gonna be great,
dude.

298
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,800
Watching someone go crazy?

299
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,802
Now that's a video!

300
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,374
You're throwing the brick.

301
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,277
Wouldn't have it any other way.

302
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,147
You got your phone?

303
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,149
Robbie: yes, I have my phone.
Tyler: Great.

304
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,053
Sup, guys, today we're going to
be pulling a prank

305
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,455
On someone who's made our lives
a living hell.

306
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,824
Wouldn't let us film in his
house!

307
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,826
That's right! And that's all it
takes!

308
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,862
That's why, you don't mess with
Tyler, and his best friend,
Robbie-

309
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,664
Robbie: Shit!

310
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,070
Robbie: He's right there-
Tyler: I know, I see him too...

311
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,807
Robbie: Do you think he sees us?

312
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,310
Tyler: Give me that!

313
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,515
I told you to stay away. I
thought I made that clear.

314
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,318
It's just a prank, bro. And
we're recording this, so don't
do anything-

315
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,320
Don't do as I'm told?

316
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,322
Don't stay away when I'm told?

317
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,857
Don't care for anyone's opinion
but yours?

318
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,359
Tyler: Calm down!

319
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,361
Calm down? Don't tell me to calm
down!

320
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,596
Robbie: Run!

321
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,598
*Gunshot fires#

322
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,016
Tyler: Robbie...

323
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:51,097
Hey, it's Natalie. I just want
to give my condolences

324
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:57,837
*More voices join, wishing
Robbie's family well, giving
condolences, saying he was taken
too early*

325
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,755
...and the space will never be
the same without you.

326
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,406
What?

327
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,810
Nothing.

328
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,085
I was- I was going to go get us
some dinner.

329
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,854
What do you want?

330
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,827
Whatever you want.

331
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,937
Lee Palace?

332
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,342
Okay.

333
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,214
Um...

334
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,249
You talked to Izzy?

335
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884
Tyler...

336
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,886
You talked to Izzy.

337
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,457
Number six, right?

338
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,271
*Heartbeat pulses#

339
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,586
*Phone loudly buzzes and rings#

340
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,588
Tyler: Shit!

341
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,966
Hey, Rebbeca...

342
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,371
Sorry... no, that's fine. If
they don't have that...

343
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,373
Maybe you can...

344
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:24,110
Do they have those- what are
those little chicken things?
With the orange sauce?

345
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,112
I don't remember what they're
called...

346
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,381
I think they're-

347
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,383
*Kitchen window shatters#

348
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,628
Rebbeca on phone: What the hell
was that?

349
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,302
Hey... everything okay?

350
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,963
*Sounds of urine splashing
against a car rim*

351
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,772
What are the odds... You run
into Machi's Pizza shop

352
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,209
And start telling people, he
uses human shit in his calzones?

353
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,211
Come on, bro.

354
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,646
What are the odds!

355
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,648
My brother works there!

356
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,083
That's how you know, each and
every calzone

357
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,953
Is jam packed with doo doo!

358
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,422
One in fifty.

359
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,390
Count it off!

360
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,392
One...

361
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,394
Two...

362
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,732
Oh shit!

363
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,734
You're that guy!
Tyler!

364
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,602
Funny shit man-
Can we get a picture?

365
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:30,469
No.

366
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,104
Oh come on, bro-
I'm busy.

367
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,106
Whatever. Robbie's the funny one
anyway.

368
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,981
What are those?

369
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,584
Fake cigarettes?

370
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,586
Maybe.

371
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:51,290
Maybe try real cigarettes. Maybe
your parents get lucky, maybe
you get lung cancer.

372
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,525
Bro, what?

373
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,093
Forget it.

374
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:57,329
Faggots obviously in a hurry to
go slam cheeks with Robbie.

375
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,343
I'm serious-

376
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,345
That was so fucked up for you to
say.

377
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,347
Rebbeca...

378
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,783
Rebbeca-
No!

379
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,785
I saw him- I saw-

380
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,787
Was that before or after you
tried to slice up those kids?

381
00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,789
Don't you-
No really, what the fuck was
that?

382
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,791
They wanted a picture.

383
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,793
They wanted a picture?

384
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,227
I am so sorry

385
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,229
You didn't tell me they wanted a
picture.

386
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,566
You didn't even mention them
wanting a picture. I am so
sorry

387
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,568
for thinking you were out of
line.

388
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,570
I think we should call the cops.

389
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,572
This is not about them-
It needs to be.

390
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,077
Look, it sucks. What happened to
Robbie.

391
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,314
I hate it. You hate it. Izzy
hates it-

392
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,184
Izzy hates it.

393
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,387
And I know you wish she'd come
around more,

394
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,389
But she has to process this in
her own way, we all do.

395
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,561
But it's not your fault.

396
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,733
Like you said, it was Robbie's
idea to mess around with that
guy.

397
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:16,042
Just... try not to process it by
punching people in the face.
Okay?

398
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,282
Even if they're complete wangs?

399
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,284
Yes. Even if they're complete
wangs.

400
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,422
Psychos like you are the reason
I keep a gun in my purse.

401
00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:36,896
You know what?

402
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,898
What?

403
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,399
Those kids probably threw that
brick-

404
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,200
No.

405
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,134
Yea, I mean what were they

406
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,870
doing that close to the
apartment anyways?

407
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,571
I don't know, maybe they live
nearby.

408
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,573
They knew it was you
immediately. They probably saw
you showing where

409
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:48,808
you live on live stream-

410
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,810
Don't bring that up.

411
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,213
It's weird. Is all.

412
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,383
And it's more believable than-

413
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,053
It is.

414
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,055
So just... take your time.

415
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:06,558
Process it. Don't hold it in.

416
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,162
Because if you do that...

417
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,499
You'll see Robbie forever.

418
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,138
You still down to shoot that
sketch tomorrow?

419
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,807
*Toilet flushes#

420
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,641
I don't know...

421
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,643
It's been two weeks.
Yea, I know...

422
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,645
I've shot like thirty sketches.

423
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,350
I don't wanna put out something
that sucks and it's just me.

424
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,352
So shoot something with me!

425
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,822
That way...

426
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,824
If it sucks, you can blame me.

427
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:42,995
But if it's totally amazing, I
can steal all your spotlight and
take the credit.

428
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,764
That sounds fair.
Yea?

429
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,766
Yea.

430
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,768
So you going to move?

431
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,770
Why?
I need to wash my hands.

432
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,772
You're going to wash your hands
now, after touching me all over?

433
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,774
I can touch your face a little
more-

434
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,944
They're wet! How do you miss
with the toilet paper?

435
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,946
I didn't miss!
That's disgusting!

436
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,950
Dinners ready!

437
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:05,952
Great, I'm starving!

438
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,620
It's not that bad!
*Bruh sound effect#

439
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,557
Who are you, Gordon Ramsay?

440
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,993
It's *#*#*# dreadful!

441
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,365
*Bruh sound effect#
It's raw!

442
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,264
*Heavy breath#

443
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,599
Rebbeca: Hey!

444
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,601
I just got an e-mail from-

445
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,270
You okay?

446
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,272
Yea.

447
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:09,508
I just got an e-mail from
someone who wants to sponsor our
next post!

448
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:10,843
What?

449
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,278
I know!
Why?

450
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,280
Because they like the content, I
guess?

451
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,182
Are you serious? You read the
comments, right?

452
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,184
Yea, it's cancer, like always-
-No this one's worse.

453
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,186
Who cares? More comments means
more views.

454
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:23,455
And more views means more people
asking to sponsor a post for a 3
second shout out!

455
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,758
I don't know if I wanna do a
sponsored thing.

456
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,760
Why?
It's like selling out.

457
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,430
You sell hoodies with your face
on them.

458
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,432
That's- That's different, that's
merch-
-How?

459
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,434
Because... the... The idea of a-

460
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,436
You have someone who wants to
pay you to do what you love.

461
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,438
Don't be stupid.

462
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:40,973
I'm not stupid.

463
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,975
Prove it!

464
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:47,346
Look, it's silly, but when
people see sponsored whatever

465
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,348
It makes them think you're more
official. And I know it doesn't

466
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,018
Make any sense, because the same
people will tell you that you're
selling out, but...

467
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,020
It's not about the selling
out... I- I dunno.

468
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,691
Whatever.

469
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,693
I'm telling them you'll do the
shoutout.

470
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,530
Ooh, Rebbeca!

471
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,367
I texted Izzy...

472
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,470
She's not super eager to see
you.

473
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,472
Yea, I know.

474
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:15,474
Do you think, maybe you could
text her for me?

475
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,476
Tyler-

476
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,877
Izzy!
What the hell, man?

477
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,246
Hey, how are you?

478
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,914
Tell Rebbeca she's on my shit
list now, too.

479
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,216
Look, she didn't have anything
to do with this-

480
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,950
Back off!

481
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,952
I just want to talk. Okay?

482
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,888
What?

483
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,059
How are you?

484
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,061
Bad question.

485
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,463
I'm trying to be friendly.
Good job, really.

486
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,564
What is your problem?

487
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,566
What is my problem?
Yes, what is your problem?

488
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,568
Seriously, I get that you're in
pain, or whatever,

489
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,570
but that doesn't give you an
excuse to take it out on me.

490
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,572
Do you hear yourself?

491
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,107
You, you, you.

492
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,109
It's always about you, and I
don't know if you've noticed,

493
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,111
But you're not really that
great, Tyler.

494
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,113
Robbie thought you were. Rebbeca
obviously thinks you are.

495
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,115
I used to think so.

496
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,616
You do.

497
00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,352
You think your hot shit.

498
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:09,121
And that's great! I wish my ego
was as big as yours, honestly.

499
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,123
Cool, I'm a narcissist.

500
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,125
Sociopath, fits better.

501
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,127
Why-

502
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,129
Wanna tell me what you told
everyone else?

503
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,865
Because I still haven't heard it
from you.

504
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,702
I heard what Rebbeca said you
said.

505
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,372
I heard what the police said you
said.

506
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,140
But I...

507
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,142
want to hear it from you.

508
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,146
This obviously wasn't a good
idea.

509
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:38,317
You said it was Robbie's idea to
go shoot in that part of the
woods, right?

510
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,054
You said the plan was to fuck
around and film some

511
00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:44,056
dumb sketch, not harassing
anyone.

512
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:47,559
You said that Robbie threw the
brick at that old guy's head

513
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,162
after he pulled a gun out and
then got shot right before he
bled out.

514
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,740
That's right, Izzy.

515
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,742
I said that.

516
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,646
You also said you didn't film
anything yet.

517
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,483
Didn't even turn the camera on.

518
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,520
You told the cops that, hm?

519
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,857
The cloud, asshole.

520
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,428
You filmed everything on
Robbie's phone,

521
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,432
and then deleted it before you
called the cops.

522
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,238
Yea?

523
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,242
But I saw it.

524
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,384
Are you going to tell anyone?

525
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:52,358
Always about you. Unbelievable.

526
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,893
And that gives you an excuse to
throw shit through my window,
huh?

527
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,229
And that fucking Robbie account
you made, that was ridiculous.

528
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,231
You have problems, you know
that? Real-
I'm the one with-

529
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,233
I mean it!

530
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,770
I don't know what you're talking
about.

531
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,274
For real.

532
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,276
And I'm not going to tell
anyone.

533
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,145
Because that shits tearing you
up inside, and honestly

534
00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:15,647
I'd be happy if it made you blow
your brains out.

535
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,902
*gagging and choking sounds#

536
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,164
How's it going today?

537
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,434
It's good.

538
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,443
What?

539
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,415
Nothing, just um...

540
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:39,084
Really- really hate this.

541
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,920
Not like- just-

542
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,155
The whole "therapy" thing, you
know?

543
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,157
Yea.

544
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,927
You nervous?

545
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,929
No.

546
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,601
Okay.

547
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,936
Let's get started.

548
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,639
Tyler.

549
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,641
Tell me about yourself.

550
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,212
uh... well...

551
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,348
I guess you could say, I'm in
"new media"?

552
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,619
Yea, I've seen some of your
stuff.

553
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,621
Yea, you a fan?

554
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,557
Not really my type of thing.

555
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,860
But I respect you're out here
doing something you love. Not
Many people can say that.

556
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,564
Yea.

557
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,833
And, at times, what I find is
that

558
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,837
The idea of having to be happy
doing something you love

559
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,372
Means you have to be happy with
your life.

560
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,376
Which also makes you feel
like...

561
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,378
You don't-

562
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:43,582
You don't have a right to feel
sad... or mad...

563
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,584
Oh, I feel mad.

564
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:46,718
Not like-

565
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,720
Not like a lot or anything.

566
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,257
I- I feel the right amount of
mad. You know?

567
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,027
Okay. s'cool.

568
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,398
Yea.
So, um...

569
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,400
Robbie.

570
00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,537
The guy you do the videos with.

571
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,539
Pretty funny.

572
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,541
Yea, yea. He um...

573
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,177
Ahhhhh!

574
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,179
Okay, nice game. Nice game.

575
00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:15,413
Well fought, well fought.

576
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,415
Preciate it, thank you.

577
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,620
Noooo!
AHHH! Yeaaa boi!

578
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,922
Well fought, well fought.

579
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,924
I just have to agree...

580
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,294
You never let me freaking win!

581
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:31,296
Anything!

582
00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:42,140
He was.

583
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:48,279
Now, listen. If Robbie isn't
something you're ready to talk
about yet

584
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,082
Let me know. It's fine, I
understand these things take
time-

585
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,718
No, no.

586
00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:53,952
We should.

587
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:57,288
The sooner I talk about him, the
sooner...

588
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,290
I get better. Yea?

589
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,127
Right.

590
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,229
So. So what do you want to know?

591
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,665
Tell me anything. About your
working together, your
relationship-

592
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,667
He was kind of an asshole.

593
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,135
How so?

594
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,770
All right, so...

595
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,271
Example.

596
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,507
He had this idea for a skit-

597
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,676
Recently?

598
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,678
No this is like, years ago.

599
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:23,314
We would go into different
restaurants

600
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,316
And we'd order like a lot of
food.

601
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,486
Like apps, entrees, desserts,
everything.

602
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:33,091
And based on how good the food
was, and how good the service
was

603
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,093
We'd give them a rating.

604
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:39,097
Bad, okay, good, great. Based on
the rating they got,

605
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,933
Robbie's idea was to pay in
different types of coins.

606
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,037
So like, so like-

607
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,339
If everything was bad. Pay in
all pennies.

608
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,341
If it was okay, nickles.

609
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,343
Good, dimes, great-

610
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,979
Quarters?

611
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,981
You'd think so, but no.

612
00:41:55,981 --> 00:42:00,686
No, Robbie's idea was to leave
the waitress our phone numbers.

613
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,688
If she was cute.

614
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,390
And if it was a dude... we'd
just kind of...

615
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:08,226
Book it.

616
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,862
And this is funny?

617
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,705
No, I- I guess not.

618
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,075
So, Robbie got you involved in
these pranks-

619
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,077
Well, they're not "pranks".

620
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,179
Harassment.
Nope.

621
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,215
And that makes him an asshole?

622
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,217
I said kind of an asshole. And
yea.

623
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,156
Okay... well...

624
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,558
Why'd you feel you had to do
that kind of content with
Robbie?

625
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:44,663
I don't know.

626
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,099
We were friends, you know?

627
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,536
And how did your parents feel
about the videos-

628
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:54,439
That is a whole separate issue.

629
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:58,677
How about we make it this issue,
yea?

630
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,115
So, you say a few years ago.

631
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:06,117
You're young.

632
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,519
I assume you were making the
videos while you lived with
your parents?

633
00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:13,091
Yea. Yea, but they didn't know
about the videos, okay?

634
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:16,061
Yea, okay.

635
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,063
Yea, seriously. They didn't,
okay?

636
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:21,566
They weren't a factor in me and
Robbie's thing, they weren't a
factor in me-

637
00:43:21,566 --> 00:43:24,235
So, you're not close with your
parents?

638
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,773
I was close. I was fine.

639
00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:29,775
I was a healthy distance from my
parents.

640
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,143
Yea, seriously! Like, like-

641
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,145
Me and my dad... Sometimes it
was...

642
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,581
And, and- my mom...

643
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,958
Wow. That's gotta be like 30
minutes right there-

644
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,960
Actually, you still have 22
minutes-

645
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,396
Goddamn it, really? Sweet.

646
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,766
It's okay, you don't have to be
here-

647
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,768
Shut up...

648
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,977
*phone alert sounds off#

649
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,254
What?

650
00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,289
It's nothing...

651
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,128
Is everything okay?

652
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,997
Honestly, no.

653
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:32,804
I've been part of a nasty
divorce for over a year or so
now.

654
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,341
I'm sorry...

655
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,343
Yea, it sucks.

656
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,445
Which is...

657
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,447
Why, I think...

658
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,649
It got so bad between us-

659
00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:48,053
Because I pushed him away. Kept
pushing things on him.

660
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,524
It started with the little
things.

661
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:57,863
You know, dishes not being
washed; cats not being fed.

662
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,565
It became a habit.

663
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,370
Every time something bad or
negative happened in my life

664
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,372
I found a way to exclude myself.

665
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:11,843
To push any and all blame away
on everyone else.

666
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,413
And because we're-

667
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,250
We were married, it was usually
him.

668
00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,823
I remember this one time, we

669
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,193
Invited our neighbors over for
dinner.

670
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,195
And it was a big deal for him.

671
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,430
We had been in our new apartment
for a few months now

672
00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:34,432
And we wanted to have some
company over.

673
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:36,434
For a while we'd been wanting to
do that.

674
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,603
You know? Do the "adult" thing.

675
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,940
Sounds terrible.

676
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,942
Yea...

677
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,711
That's why, I think, I drank a
half a bottle of whiskey

678
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,714
Before my husband came home for
dinner.

679
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:55,120
He was pissed. Really, pissed.

680
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,124
We canceled the dinner.

681
00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:01,126
I could barely stand up.

682
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:06,564
How did you pin that on him?

683
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,402
I said, that he was pressuring
me.

684
00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:14,105
Putting too much pressure on me,
a recovering alcoholic.

685
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:17,809
He kept making me wear this
costume

686
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:20,979
This idea of the man that I
should be in front of everybody
else.

687
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:24,983
I had no choice but to go out
and buy that bottle.

688
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,821
Sheesh.

689
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,890
Yea.

690
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,726
Yea.

691
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:44,635
Um... Tyler. Do you- do you have
anyone special in your life?

692
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,807
Yea.

693
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:54,445
Yea. My girlfriend. Rebbeca.

694
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,317
Rebbeca? Tell me about Rebbeca.

695
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,354
She's great.

696
00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,859
She puts up with me.

697
00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:10,761
That's it right there.

698
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,130
What?

699
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,664
You just said it, she puts up
with you.

700
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,666
That's just something people
say, it's not like a-

701
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,668
Tell me how she puts up with
you.

702
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,970
She...

703
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,671
How are you a burden to her?

704
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,673
She-
-Start with I.

705
00:47:23,308 --> 00:47:25,310
I...

706
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:30,215
Say things sometimes. Or I think
things.

707
00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:36,321
And I'm able to talk about those
things with her. And it helps.

708
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:38,356
What types of things?

709
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,358
I don't know... like...

710
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,827
Like sometimes...

711
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,829
I just wanna...

712
00:47:44,829 --> 00:47:46,831
Hurt something, you know?

713
00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,833
Not like in a bad way, just
like-

714
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,538
You know, it's...

715
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,306
No...

716
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,308
It's not even me that wants to
do it.

717
00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,978
It's like it's my body, telling
me that it wants me to do it.

718
00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:02,680
Your body is telling you to hurt
yourself?

719
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,682
No! It's not telling me to hurt
myself-

720
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,717
I don't want to hurt anyone-

721
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,188
Just... forget it. That was
dumb.

722
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,257
Tyler, it's fine.

723
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,993
Nope. It's not going to come out
right.

724
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,995
It doesn't have to-
-Yes it does.

725
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,997
It's okay, look...

726
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,232
Sometimes I just...

727
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,234
Just wanna break someone's
bones, you know?

728
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,711
Shit...

729
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:35,947
It's okay.

730
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,548
Holy shit. I forgot-

731
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,550
I actually have a thing...

732
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,552
I'm gonna go to that. This has
been great-
-Tyler, don't-

733
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,123
Tyler, Tyler, it's okay!

734
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:48,226
Just have a seat-

735
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:58,636
I am so sorry...

736
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,638
It's okay...

737
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,141
No... no, I can't-

738
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,609
Tyler, it's okay.

739
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,611
No, it's not okay.

740
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,613
Why is it not okay?

741
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,749
I do this all the time, I hurt
people...

742
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:15,786
Tyler, I'm fine-
-Not you! Everyone!

743
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:21,226
You know that story I told you
about me and Robbie paying with
change?

744
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,828
That wasn't his idea, that mine.

745
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,097
It's going to be-
-No, No! It's not going to be
fine!

746
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,099
That was an asshole thing to do.
You said it yourself.

747
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,101
I am an asshole!

748
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:32,837
No, yes I am! I am a gaping
asshole, who should just blow a
hole

749
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:37,175
In his fucking skull right now,
because everyone hates him, and
he just hurts everyone

750
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:39,177
Around him.
What do you-
-What do you mean-

751
00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:41,179
Everyone hates me!

752
00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:45,916
Rebbeca, Robbie, Izzy, everyone
of them- My mom!

753
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,087
Why does your mother hate you,
Tyler?

754
00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:55,926
It doesn't matter.

755
00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,431
She hates me for the same reason
everyone hates me.

756
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,002
Because no matter how hard I try
to change...

757
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,004
Or what I do...

758
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,209
I'm just an asshole.

759
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,015
New voice: Tyler.

760
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,017
Let's get started.

761
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,854
Eyo man, have you seen my
toothbrush?

762
00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:09,434
*Bruh sound effect#

763
00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:20,511
Robbie: Ah, man. That was a good
one.

764
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,214
Yea, it was a good one, but
like, there's no way it's your
favorite.

765
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:25,750
I mean, maybe not my favorite,
but that's the first one

766
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,186
we did where we figured out how
to make the camera move without
shaking it.

767
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,087
Oh god, the shaking.

768
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,922
What, you didn't like the
earthquake cam?

769
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,392
No, I loved the earthquake cam.
It screamed professionalism.

770
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,027
I loved it when it gave people
seizures.

771
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,599
We should do a sequel to this
one!

772
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:42,900
What?

773
00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:45,069
You know, we could start a
series or something...

774
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,705
Yea... um...

775
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,441
Yea that's really cool- I think
we should focus more on the
um...

776
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,043
The... like the individual
sketches.

777
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:55,045
That seems to be working for us
right now-
Yea?

778
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,648
Yea...
Yea.

779
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:01,986
Oh, check this out! I sent an
email to a management company

780
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,322
in the city, called Sky Talent.

781
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,158
I said we would be a kick ass
edition to their team.

782
00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:09,794
-And I really hope you didn't
actually say kick ass.

783
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:14,565
No! Of course I didn't say "kick
ass" to a management company.

784
00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:16,567
That would be unprofessional!

785
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,569
And, for no reason! I'm going to
send them a follow up-

786
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,572
Just... to clarify a few
things...

787
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,242
"No reason".

788
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,081
What would you say if they just
wanted you?

789
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,086
What?

790
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:43,093
If they just wanted you. And not
us. As a team? What would you
say?

791
00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,610
Nope.

792
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:00,645
Of course not-
-Really?

793
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,648
Yea, no. Are you kidding me?
That's a hard pass. That's a
deal breaker.

794
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:07,552
You know I wouldn't be mad if
you went and joined a team
without me, right?

795
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:09,554
I know you wouldn't be mad.

796
00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:13,157
I don't know, it's like... we're
a team, dude. It's Tyler and
Robbie!

797
00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:14,892
We're brothers!

798
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:18,028
Metaphorically speaking. We're
not actually brothers.

799
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,030
That's impossible, because of
the- um...

800
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,137
The height difference-
Yea the height.

801
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:28,339
That's the one.

802
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,974
I'm so much taller than you.

803
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:31,976
We could never be related-
You're fucking huge, dude.

804
00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:36,247
When are the girls getting back?

805
00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,482
I don't know, man.

806
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:42,520
They need to hurry up. We need
to start this live stream before
our audience's bed time.

807
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,055
You're looking way too much into
that last post's insights-

808
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,057
Oh, no no. I am reading the
insights correctly!

809
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,059
We need to know who we are
speaking to.

810
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,830
And who we are speaking to, just
so happens to be 9 to 12 year
olds.

811
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,732
Apparently!

812
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,734
Which is great! I'm not
insulted.

813
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,570
Just... honored to be a third
grader's hero.

814
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,572
That's always what I wanted to
be-

815
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,574
We're just leaders of the
jamboree apparently.

816
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,844
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and set
up.

817
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,846
Oh, do you think...

818
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:11,282
Maybe you could do a little beat
box thing for me?

819
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:15,119
Yea, I wrote some lines, I want
to try and make it seem like I
freestyle it

820
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,121
On the live stream. Yea?

821
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,624
You got it, man.

822
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,393
Thanks, I'm gonna go set up.

823
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,202
*Robbie's phone vibrates*

824
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,486
Hey.

825
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:50,488
Hey...

826
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:53,491
How'd your thing go-
I didn't hear from you last
night...

827
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,060
Yea... I was out with Izzy...

828
00:54:58,095 --> 00:54:59,430
Yea?

829
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,432
Yea.

830
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,470
How was the thing?

831
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,306
Good. Yea...

832
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,642
I didn't really vibe with it
well, though.

833
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,644
So probably won't be going back,
but..

834
00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,281
I think it'd be good for you to
just-

835
00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:19,283
I don't know. I didn't really
feel "right" about it, so...

836
00:55:19,584 --> 00:55:21,586
Maybe if you just tried again-

837
00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,588
Really wasn't a good fit.

838
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,959
I have good news!

839
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,961
Yes! Good news, great, what's
up?

840
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,965
Do you remember "Sky Talent"?
That management group in the
city.

841
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,467
Yes.

842
00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,603
Well...

843
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,138
They sent a message to our
profile-

844
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,373
Our profile?

845
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:44,375
Yea, you're taking me down with
you, remember?

846
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:48,145
They sent a message to our
profile, and they like the
content and

847
00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:50,147
Want to set up a meeting!

848
00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:54,519
That's... great.

849
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,855
Can't tell... Look happy?

850
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,391
Look something besides this?

851
00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:04,395
This is good news- Plus we have
that sponsored post coming up we
have to shoot...

852
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,031
Don't wanna do that.

853
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:10,334
Don't wanna do what?

854
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,971
The post... or the meeting...
any of it.

855
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,041
You're joking...

856
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,046
Okay...

857
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:26,417
So, I'm gonna go.

858
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:30,421
Have a drink or two. Collect my
thoughts. And when I get back,

859
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,723
You're gonna say "thank you so
much, babe!

860
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,893
For always doing what's best for
my career, and trying to push it
forward.

861
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,895
Okay? It'll be crazy.

862
00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:48,939
*"Bruh" is whispered in a deep
voice*

863
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:00,384
No, no, no-

864
00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:01,752
Robbie: It's okay, dude!

865
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,953
No, I do not want this-

866
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,955
-Ah, but you need it-
No, what I need is-

867
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:09,059
What you need, is to hear your
friend say... That it's not your
fault.

868
00:57:13,397 --> 00:57:15,399
But it is.

869
00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:21,271
And now you're here... and I'm
not.

870
00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:25,743
Did you do it on purpose?

871
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:29,880
Take me back to that place, so
that I wouldn't be able to make
it to LA?

872
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,983
Or maybe you thought something
would happen to you?

873
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:36,386
You were the one who threw the
brick.

874
00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,624
You were the one who was
supposed to knock on that

875
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,626
crazy fucker's door over and
over again.

876
00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:45,930
You knew something was wrong
with the guy.

877
00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:53,337
And this stupid prank, this shit
had "murdered by a crazy old guy
in the woods"

878
00:57:53,337 --> 00:57:55,339
Written all over it.

879
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,279
Was it just some... pathetic
suicide attempt?

880
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,918
Because you had the brick, too.

881
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,955
You wanted him to fight back.

882
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,293
Just went after the wrong guy, I
guess.

883
00:58:16,794 --> 00:58:19,363
Fuck, I mean it's not my fault
the black guy always dies in the
movie first-

884
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,431
Oh my god-
-What, it's true!

885
00:58:21,465 --> 00:58:24,802
No. This is not a fucking movie.

886
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,837
You sure?

887
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,206
Murder,

888
00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,208
Angry ex's

889
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,178
I mean, you always wanted to
entertain.

890
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,282
You're an asshole.

891
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:42,152
Ha! You are.

892
00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:48,058
Robbie isn't even here.

893
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:55,966
This is all you.

894
00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:59,804
Just crazy Tyler, having a
conversation with himself.

895
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:02,873
Confronting his own demons.

896
00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:06,911
It's beautiful, really.

897
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:15,019
So are you gonna finish what you
started?

898
00:59:58,362 --> 01:00:00,364
*Tyler sniffles off screen#

899
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:26,924
I have made a severe and
continuous lapse in my
judgement.

900
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:30,594
And I do not expect to be
forgiven.

901
01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:32,596
I am...

902
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:39,436
I am simply here to apologize.

903
01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:42,940
And to...

904
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,979
To... make amends...

905
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,650
To try my best to...

906
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:58,923
solve the problems that me and
everyone around me have been
having lately.

907
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:02,927
And I was thinking, how do I do
that?

908
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,462
How do I fix a problem-

909
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:09,967
How do I fix a problem like...
fucking me?

910
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:14,939
*Rebbeca knocks at door#

911
01:01:14,939 --> 01:01:16,941
*Rebbeca calls out to Tyler for
the rest of the live stream*

912
01:01:18,642 --> 01:01:21,545
And I know this is like so
fucking terrible

913
01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:24,281
It's just the worst fucking
thing anyone could do.

914
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:29,219
It shits on this absolute gift
we've been given to live-

915
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:32,890
and it shits on everyone around
us who has to pick up the pieces
after we're gone.

916
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,892
*Rebbeca's knocks and screaming
grows louder*

917
01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,501
Wow...

918
01:01:44,501 --> 01:01:46,503
Everyone's right.

919
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,840
I really am an asshole.

920
01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:04,588
Robbie?

921
01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:16,000
*Door opens#

922
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,272
Rebbeca: Is the camera off?

923
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,274
Tyler (chuckling): Yup.

924
01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:29,379
*Bruh sound effect#



