1 00:00:00,151 --> 00:00:02,654 (reel rattling) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:04,197 --> 00:00:06,657 (eerie music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,711 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,461 (flesh squishing) 7 00:01:11,306 --> 00:01:13,258 (horn honking) 8 00:01:13,308 --> 00:01:16,427 ♪ You're all gonna die 9 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:20,014 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 10 00:01:20,064 --> 00:01:24,726 ♪ You're all gonna die tonight 11 00:01:24,776 --> 00:01:29,781 ♪ Or another night, yeah 12 00:01:33,785 --> 00:01:36,738 ♪ You're all gonna die 13 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:40,410 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 14 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:43,662 ♪ You better get ready 15 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:47,417 ♪ 'Cause in hell there ain't no spaghetti ♪ 16 00:01:47,467 --> 00:01:50,461 ♪ You're all gonna die 17 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:54,424 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 18 00:01:54,474 --> 00:01:56,426 ♪ You're all gonna die tonight 19 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:59,304 ♪ Just a bunch of skeletons wrapped in meat ♪ 20 00:01:59,354 --> 00:02:01,555 ♪ Or another night 21 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:04,976 ♪ Oh yeah, underground by six feet ♪ 22 00:02:05,026 --> 00:02:08,562 ♪ Tick tick tick tick tock tock tock tock ♪ 23 00:02:08,612 --> 00:02:10,190 ♪ Life's a joke ♪ You're all gonna 24 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,899 ♪ Life's a joke 25 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:13,775 ♪ Die ♪ Everything's a joke 26 00:02:13,825 --> 00:02:15,652 ♪ First of all ♪ You're gonna die 27 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:19,490 ♪ You're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die ♪ 28 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:24,545 ♪ And me 29 00:02:27,631 --> 00:02:31,252 ♪ You better stop fighting over that chicken wing ♪ 30 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:36,307 ♪ Which one 31 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,562 ♪ Time's up now 32 00:02:46,943 --> 00:02:48,436 - Why not, right? 33 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:49,354 What's the point of being negative? 34 00:02:49,404 --> 00:02:51,022 Negative Nellie. 35 00:02:51,072 --> 00:02:53,815 - Yeah, I bet. - We are gonna be so late 36 00:02:53,865 --> 00:02:54,984 if we don't make up the time. 37 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:56,195 I'm gonna take this shortcut. 38 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,905 - Shortcut. 39 00:02:58,955 --> 00:03:00,739 - Yep. - No, nothing creepy 40 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:06,079 ever happens to five hot chicks on a shortcut in the woods. 41 00:03:06,129 --> 00:03:07,497 - [Dolly] I've taken it many times, 42 00:03:07,547 --> 00:03:09,540 so this will definitely work. 43 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,427 (hard rock music) 44 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:17,006 Just zone out. 45 00:03:17,056 --> 00:03:19,100 - [Melinda] You think it's much farther? 46 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,888 - [Dolly] I don't know, we are running a little behind. 47 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:25,889 - [Melinda] I think Ashley said she needs to go 48 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:26,940 to the restroom soon. 49 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,269 - [Dolly] Okay. 50 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:31,229 - [Melinda] Yeah, if you can find some. 51 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,565 - [Dolly] Hold it best you can because I'm not sure. 52 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,401 - Yeah. - We are far behind. 53 00:03:36,451 --> 00:03:38,945 - [Melinda] Looks like we're getting low on gas too. 54 00:03:38,995 --> 00:03:40,246 - [Dolly] Okay. 55 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:48,504 (hard rock music) 56 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,348 I don't see anything. 57 00:04:07,398 --> 00:04:10,476 I don't know where the next stop would be. 58 00:04:10,526 --> 00:04:14,030 I just know that we just gotta keep going. 59 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:19,693 Definitely. 60 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:21,946 - [Melinda] Yeah, we can't miss this one. 61 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,240 - [Dolly] I know, paychecks. 62 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:27,876 - [Melinda] Yep, we all need it really bad. 63 00:04:29,045 --> 00:04:32,048 (engine sputtering) 64 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:08,659 - If you say I told you so, I'm gonna stick my foot 65 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,620 so far up your ass, it'll look like your tongue. 66 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:12,829 - I'm speechless, Coach. 67 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,582 - I do think someone said that it'll be dangerous 68 00:05:14,632 --> 00:05:16,459 taking the shortcut through the woods. 69 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,379 - Hey, Brandy, look what's on that tire. 70 00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:21,339 - I don't see anything. 71 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,091 - Look closer. 72 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:24,342 - Look closer. 73 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,301 I still don't see anything. 74 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:26,802 (kick thudding) 75 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:27,970 Ow, hey, what's the deal with that? 76 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,846 - Don't pick on Brandy, Coach. 77 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,599 - You want some of this? 78 00:05:31,649 --> 00:05:33,101 - No thanks. 79 00:05:33,151 --> 00:05:34,671 - So does anyone know how to fix a car? 80 00:05:36,487 --> 00:05:37,980 - [Renee] Not getting any reception. 81 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:41,234 - Here's a shocker, no one has reception. 82 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:43,069 - Maybe we can Google how to fix it. 83 00:05:43,119 --> 00:05:45,488 - We would need reception to do that, Einstein. 84 00:05:45,538 --> 00:05:48,157 - And we're gonna fix a car with a web search? 85 00:05:48,207 --> 00:05:49,909 - Maybe. 86 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:53,371 - Maybe if we wait here, someone can come by and help us. 87 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,623 - Yeah, great idea, Ashley. 88 00:05:55,673 --> 00:05:58,126 - No, I've taken this shortcut a number of times. 89 00:05:58,176 --> 00:05:59,961 Hardly anyone uses it. 90 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,212 - I hear traffic. 91 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:02,964 - Yeah, this place is a gully. 92 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:06,426 The highway is about 10 miles back. 93 00:06:06,476 --> 00:06:08,136 The cars sound close, but they're not. 94 00:06:08,186 --> 00:06:11,597 - Well, what's your idea, wise one? 95 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:14,183 - You know, there's a cabin not too far from here. 96 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:18,062 It's the opposite direction from the highway. 97 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,689 Unless there's any volunteers to walk 10 miles 98 00:06:19,739 --> 00:06:20,781 back to the highway. 99 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,818 All right, well let's let one person stay at the car, 100 00:06:24,868 --> 00:06:27,113 and the rest of us will go look for the cabin. 101 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:28,990 Maybe they have a land line. 102 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,534 - Here's my idea, why don't we all stay at the car 103 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:33,744 and you go look for the cabin? 104 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,038 - Aren't we near Camp Blood? 105 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:37,582 - Camp Blood? 106 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:40,293 I saw a sign that says Camp McGa. 107 00:06:40,343 --> 00:06:42,336 - Camp Blood sounds like way spookier. 108 00:06:42,386 --> 00:06:44,172 - Yeah, it's a legend. 109 00:06:44,222 --> 00:06:46,798 Some serial killer dresses up like a clown 110 00:06:46,848 --> 00:06:48,968 and kills people in the woods. 111 00:06:49,018 --> 00:06:51,679 We passed a sign for it. 112 00:06:51,729 --> 00:06:53,139 - This just keeps getting better. 113 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:55,099 - Camp Blood is a ridiculous urban legend. 114 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,684 - Wouldn't that be a rural legend? 115 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:59,020 - Whatever. 116 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,563 Not exactly sure where this cabin is, 117 00:07:00,613 --> 00:07:02,315 so it may take the four of us 118 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:06,694 moving in four slightly different directions to find it. 119 00:07:06,744 --> 00:07:09,280 So I say let's get moving before it gets dark. 120 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,781 - I'll stay here. 121 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,493 Lock the doors if spooky things happen. 122 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:15,369 You guys go do your thing. 123 00:07:15,419 --> 00:07:16,913 - I'm going where Ashley's going, she's my bestie. 124 00:07:16,963 --> 00:07:19,290 - Yeah, I don't think we have much choice. 125 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,875 Let's do this. 126 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:24,053 - Wait, what if we get hungry or thirsty or something? 127 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:26,838 Yay, the snack bag. 128 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:28,674 - Hey, leave me something. 129 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:31,969 - There's more stuff to eat and drink in the trunk. 130 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,513 Here's the key. - Thanks. 131 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:36,140 - I have an extra on in the snack bag. 132 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:37,190 - Cool. 133 00:07:41,571 --> 00:07:44,240 (ominous music) 134 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:02,667 Hey, is that ketchup? 135 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:03,717 - Probably. 136 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:09,465 - Oh yuck, it definitely doesn't taste like ketchup. 137 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:12,426 - Oh my god, Brandy, how many times do I have to tell you 138 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:14,637 not to eat stuff off the ground? 139 00:08:14,687 --> 00:08:17,648 - I don't know, probably like 20 I'd say. 140 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,561 - What are you girls doing here? 141 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:23,771 - First of all, we're not girls. 142 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:26,315 And second of all, our car broke down. 143 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:27,899 Can you help us fix it? 144 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:30,194 - You all need to leave immediately. 145 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:33,239 It is not safe here, it's dangerous. 146 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:35,032 - Are you even listening? 147 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,701 We don't want to be here, our car broke down. 148 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:37,751 Can you help us? 149 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:41,581 - You whores! 150 00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:45,293 When he sees how you are dressed, he will kill 151 00:08:45,343 --> 00:08:49,755 every last one of you just like he always does. 152 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,090 - Who? 153 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:53,009 - The killer clown. 154 00:08:53,059 --> 00:08:57,805 This is Camp Blood, you all should know what that means. 155 00:08:57,855 --> 00:09:00,850 Don't say I didn't warn you. 156 00:09:00,901 --> 00:09:03,311 - Wait, I'm so sorry. 157 00:09:03,361 --> 00:09:05,021 What are you warning us? 158 00:09:05,071 --> 00:09:06,856 - Mock me at your own risk. 159 00:09:06,907 --> 00:09:08,274 You have been warned. 160 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:10,701 Get out before it's too late! 161 00:09:12,913 --> 00:09:14,697 - That wasn't creepy at all. 162 00:09:14,747 --> 00:09:15,865 - You think? 163 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,950 - Should I run after him? 164 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,912 Maybe he knows something that can help us. 165 00:09:20,962 --> 00:09:23,581 - I'm quite sure he wouldn't help us if he could. 166 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,757 We stick to the plan. 167 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:28,252 - So which way is this cabin? 168 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,129 - I'm not sure. 169 00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:32,340 If two of us go that way and two of us go this way, 170 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:34,967 we're sure to find it. 171 00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:36,636 - I call Ashley as a travel buddy. 172 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:38,012 Yay. 173 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:40,056 - Okay, so you two go that way. 174 00:09:40,106 --> 00:09:41,891 And if you don't find anything in an hour, 175 00:09:41,942 --> 00:09:45,061 then come back this way and meet us by the ketchup. 176 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:46,111 - Yuck. 177 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:51,525 I'm really pretty sure it's not ketchup. 178 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:54,245 (ominous music) 179 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:34,368 ♪ I'm so bored and tired of those crazy bitches ♪ 180 00:10:35,578 --> 00:10:39,073 ♪ Someone come pick me up 181 00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:41,792 (ominous music) 182 00:10:49,926 --> 00:10:51,302 - Someone in our woods? 183 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:54,088 - [Clown] Yes. 184 00:10:54,138 --> 00:10:57,433 - You have Momma's permission to have your fun with them. 185 00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:01,269 Wait. 186 00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:06,943 Come closer, baby. 187 00:11:09,029 --> 00:11:12,490 You like taking care of the trespassers, don't you? 188 00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:15,326 Gets you hot. 189 00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:35,546 You don't understand, my simple one. 190 00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:38,724 No one will ever take care of you like your momma does. 191 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,145 Go and get it done. 192 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,848 Be back for supper. 193 00:11:45,898 --> 00:11:48,567 (ominous music) 194 00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:12,374 - Oh, don't tell me you need to rest. 195 00:12:12,424 --> 00:12:15,045 I thought you were in the best shape of all the girls. 196 00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:17,964 - Why are you doing this? 197 00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:20,091 - Well, I told you, if we find the cabin, 198 00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:22,052 maybe there's a good chance there's a landline. 199 00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:25,187 - I mean why coach this ridiculous volleyball tournament? 200 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:27,147 No one's good. 201 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,434 It doesn't work as T&A anymore. 202 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,269 I mean, they dropped the show in Vegas. 203 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,688 And we're headed to, what, Utah? 204 00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:38,192 - Yeah, well the Mormons don't get that much exposure 205 00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:42,914 to the female body, especially not females with good bodies. 206 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,076 And they're willing to pay. 207 00:12:46,126 --> 00:12:48,702 Why, do you have something better to do? 208 00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:50,830 - Renee wants to be the next big singer. 209 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,373 Ashley wants to be a fortune-teller. 210 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,292 - Hm, I didn't know that. 211 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,254 And aren't you gonna be the next big stand-up comic? 212 00:12:58,304 --> 00:13:02,092 - Sure, yeah, I'll just stand up and find that cabin. 213 00:13:02,142 --> 00:13:04,343 - See, that's hilarious. 214 00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:07,721 - Can't wait for the big stage. 215 00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:09,732 Oh man, I'll start working on my Mormon jokes now. 216 00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:17,281 (lighthearted music) 217 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:24,975 (Clown laughing) 218 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,277 - Guys, is that you? 219 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,037 Holy shit, who the fuck are you? 220 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,580 Get out of here. 221 00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:50,833 I'll hurt you! 222 00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:58,174 Shit! (dramatic music) 223 00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:15,399 (remote beeps) 224 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:39,798 (Renee screaming) 225 00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:53,520 (ominous music) 226 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,778 - Ow, Coach kicked my butt really hard. 227 00:16:09,828 --> 00:16:11,447 - You tired, Brandy? 228 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,283 - I just wanna go play our game at the beach. 229 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,867 I never signed up for a hike in the woods. 230 00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:17,703 - We'll get there, this is just a setback. 231 00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:20,664 - I wish my mom was here, she'd know what to do. 232 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,209 Oh, I'm sorry, Ash. 233 00:16:23,259 --> 00:16:26,754 - It's okay, it was a long time ago. 234 00:16:26,804 --> 00:16:27,922 I don't really remember her much. 235 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:30,841 I was four when she disappeared. 236 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,302 - That must have been so hard 237 00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:34,095 not ever knowing what happened to her. 238 00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:37,182 - Yeah, I don't really like to talk about it much. 239 00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:40,392 Oh my god, how'd you get here? 240 00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:44,105 - We must have a psychic link. 241 00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:47,649 - How did I get here, like right here you mean? 242 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:51,237 Well, our car broke down and then don't you remember? 243 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,739 - No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking to the stranger. 244 00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:54,949 - Derek. 245 00:16:54,999 --> 00:16:57,043 - I'm Ashley, this is Brandy. 246 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,549 Can you help us get out of here? 247 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,377 - [Derek] Afraid not. 248 00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:08,512 I've been dead for about five years now. 249 00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:14,302 - Oh my god, I'm seeing visions again. 250 00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:17,263 - I'm not exactly a vision. 251 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:18,982 More like a ghost. 252 00:17:22,152 --> 00:17:24,395 - Don't you see this man, Brandy? 253 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,897 He's right here. 254 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,943 - You know, I don't, but maybe he's a ghost. 255 00:17:29,993 --> 00:17:33,371 - See, even she knows I'm a ghost and not a vision. 256 00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:35,415 - What do you want? 257 00:17:36,582 --> 00:17:38,409 - I'm here to warn you. 258 00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,702 - Great, take a number. 259 00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:43,081 - What do you mean? 260 00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,249 - You're not the first person to warn us 261 00:17:44,299 --> 00:17:45,791 without offering any help. 262 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:48,627 We need to get out of here. 263 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:52,015 - Exactly, you need to get out of here. 264 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,427 - Did the ghost tell us how to get out of here? 265 00:17:56,477 --> 00:17:59,097 - No, just that we need to get out of here. 266 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,849 - He doesn't seem like a really useful ghost. 267 00:18:01,899 --> 00:18:03,351 - No. 268 00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:06,520 - Okay, let's find this gosh darn cabin. 269 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,324 (dramatic music) 270 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,666 - Whoa, what's that? 271 00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:29,177 - Someone's following us. 272 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,255 - Wait, you brought a knife with us 273 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,881 to our volleyball tournament in Utah? 274 00:18:33,932 --> 00:18:35,475 - You can never be too careful. 275 00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:40,846 (Melinda screams) 276 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,015 - Hey, easy there, lady. 277 00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:43,557 - Why are you following us? 278 00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:45,185 - You're not that crazy killer clown, are you? 279 00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,103 - You guys know about the clown? 280 00:18:47,153 --> 00:18:48,271 - Wait, I thought that was some sort 281 00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,355 of fake news kinda thing? 282 00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:50,898 - Fake news? 283 00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:53,026 You two shouldn't be hiking out here. 284 00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:55,694 - We're lost, we're not hiking by choice. 285 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,529 - Do you have a way for us to call for help? 286 00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:59,991 - The name's Fred, I'm a survivalist. 287 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,869 What do you two fine ladies call yourselves? 288 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,537 - This is Melinda, and I'm Dolly. 289 00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:07,873 - Why hello, Dolly! 290 00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:09,666 - Wow, I've never heard that one before. 291 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,377 - Can you help us or not? 292 00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:14,047 - I'm here by choice, cut off from the world. 293 00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:16,341 It's a cruel place out there if you know what I mean. 294 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:20,802 - No, do you have a way to get us out of here or not? 295 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:22,554 - You sound like a broken record, if you know what I mean. 296 00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:24,974 - Right, I'm a broken record, so I'll say it again. 297 00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:26,142 Can you help us get out of here? 298 00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:28,602 Can you help us get out of here? 299 00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:29,979 - No, you should leave. 300 00:19:30,029 --> 00:19:31,772 - We would if we could. 301 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,066 Are you a little dense? 302 00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:34,943 - Dense? 303 00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:36,402 Well, I have been working out if that's what you mean. 304 00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:37,819 - Do you know how to fix a car? 305 00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:39,405 - What do I look like, a Pep Boy? 306 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:40,990 - Is that a no? 307 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,076 - That's a big N-O, you comprephend me? 308 00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:47,997 N-O, no fix-a the car-a, sorry. 309 00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,082 - Well, do you know if there's a cabin around here? 310 00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:50,250 - With a landline. 311 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,583 - Cabin, did you say cabin? 312 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,127 - Yes. 313 00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:54,128 - You guys should get out of here. 314 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,004 Now get out of here. 315 00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:56,506 Leave! - Wait. 316 00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:57,340 - Get the hell out of here. - Wait! 317 00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:58,799 - Let him go. 318 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,009 Clearly he's not playing with a full deck. 319 00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:02,686 (ominous music) 320 00:20:42,268 --> 00:20:43,311 - Hey, I see a building. 321 00:20:46,272 --> 00:20:47,773 Come on, let's go. 322 00:20:56,865 --> 00:20:58,318 - What is this place? 323 00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:00,411 - I don't know, maybe someone's inside. 324 00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:04,123 (ominous music) 325 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,920 - Hello, is anyone in here? 326 00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:30,273 - Hello? 327 00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:13,401 (dramatic music) 328 00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:19,615 (door slamming) 329 00:22:23,453 --> 00:22:24,946 - [Ashley] Let us out of here. 330 00:22:24,996 --> 00:22:27,156 - I'm so sorry I got us stuck in here, Ashley. 331 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:29,075 - It's not your fault, Brandy. 332 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:32,120 - I just thought maybe we'd find someone in here. 333 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:34,539 - Looks pretty abandoned. 334 00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:38,209 - A band, oh, you think bands play in here? 335 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:40,128 - Maybe that was the plan when they started. 336 00:22:40,178 --> 00:22:43,506 Not such a great plan unless bands just want to get away 337 00:22:43,556 --> 00:22:45,091 in the wilderness and jam. 338 00:22:45,141 --> 00:22:48,469 - You're so smart, Ashley. 339 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:51,139 - Not really, I got us stuck in here as much as you did. 340 00:22:51,189 --> 00:22:52,889 - What are we gonna do? 341 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,850 - We'll figure something out. 342 00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,852 - Oh, maybe you can do your voodoo thing. 343 00:22:56,903 --> 00:22:59,313 - It's not voodoo, it's parapsychology. 344 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:00,731 - A para what? 345 00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,567 - We'll get out of here. 346 00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:04,735 - I think you should call the ghost again. 347 00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:08,364 - It doesn't work like that. 348 00:23:08,414 --> 00:23:10,616 Hopefully he'll show up with a plan to help us out of here, 349 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,162 but hopefully everyone's okay. 350 00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:16,964 (ominous music) 351 00:23:18,174 --> 00:23:19,967 - Wake up, sleeping beauty. 352 00:23:25,348 --> 00:23:29,227 I'm Sheila, I see you've met my son Clowny. 353 00:23:31,103 --> 00:23:32,846 - You, no! 354 00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:34,265 - What's your name? 355 00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:36,017 - Get me the fuck out of here. 356 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,777 - That's a very unusual name. 357 00:23:40,029 --> 00:23:43,316 Son, how many times have I told you you gotta clean 'em off 358 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,568 before you drag 'em in here on my carpet? 359 00:23:45,618 --> 00:23:46,911 This one's the worst yet. 360 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:50,198 - Why are you doing this? 361 00:23:50,248 --> 00:23:53,326 - Well, I'm no shrink, but I'm pretty sure the crazy gene 362 00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:55,077 runs in my family. 363 00:23:55,127 --> 00:23:59,248 I've got it, my daddy had it, my son's got it. 364 00:23:59,298 --> 00:24:01,334 You saw that firsthand. 365 00:24:01,384 --> 00:24:04,754 He had a sister, I had her when I was 13. 366 00:24:04,804 --> 00:24:06,631 I don't know where she ended up. 367 00:24:06,681 --> 00:24:08,840 She's the one that got away. 368 00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:13,095 My momma stashed her somewhere before I killed her. 369 00:24:13,145 --> 00:24:17,058 Yeah, I killed my momma, get over it. 370 00:24:17,108 --> 00:24:19,851 Hey, boy, don't get any ideas about killing your momma. 371 00:24:19,902 --> 00:24:22,896 It's only the ladies in the family who get to do that. 372 00:24:22,947 --> 00:24:25,775 - You better let me go right now or my friends are gonna 373 00:24:25,825 --> 00:24:28,452 find me, and they're gonna give you a world of shit! 374 00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:31,531 - World of shit? 375 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,574 I like that expression, 376 00:24:33,624 --> 00:24:36,168 but you're too young to be using those dirty words. 377 00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:39,871 Were there others with this one? 378 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,457 - [Clown] Yes. 379 00:24:41,507 --> 00:24:43,042 - Go after 'em. 380 00:24:43,092 --> 00:24:44,669 Take the handcuffs. 381 00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:46,095 I'll take care of this one. 382 00:24:50,308 --> 00:24:53,594 I'm a grownup, I get to use potty words. 383 00:24:53,644 --> 00:24:56,013 But if I ever hear them coming out of your mouth again, 384 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:59,350 I'll wash it out with soap or worse. 385 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,518 - Why don't you... 386 00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,853 - Choose your words carefully. 387 00:25:02,904 --> 00:25:05,565 - I'm sorry, I won't curse anymore. 388 00:25:05,615 --> 00:25:07,525 - That's a good girl. 389 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:10,202 - Ghost, are you here? 390 00:25:11,495 --> 00:25:13,281 - Oh my god, you're here. 391 00:25:13,331 --> 00:25:14,907 - Well, of course I'm here, silly. 392 00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:17,118 - No, the ghost is here. 393 00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:18,168 - Where? 394 00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:19,211 - Right next to you. 395 00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:22,422 The other way. 396 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,052 - Can you help us get out of here? 397 00:25:28,888 --> 00:25:30,131 What'd he say? 398 00:25:30,181 --> 00:25:32,883 - Nothing, he's lame. 399 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:37,680 - I want to help, but I cannot open that door either. 400 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,724 - Can you tell us who he is? 401 00:25:39,774 --> 00:25:43,102 - Not by name, but I can tell you he's bad. 402 00:25:43,152 --> 00:25:46,647 You should avoid him at all costs. 403 00:25:46,697 --> 00:25:48,357 - You aren't very helpful, Derek. 404 00:25:48,407 --> 00:25:50,326 Can you at least tell us where he is? 405 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:52,453 - I'll go find him. 406 00:25:53,746 --> 00:25:57,083 (creepy carnival music) 407 00:26:22,608 --> 00:26:24,310 - Too bad we didn't get more snacks from Dolly. 408 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,228 I'm getting kinda hungry. 409 00:26:26,278 --> 00:26:28,773 - I wish this door wasn't so solid. 410 00:26:28,823 --> 00:26:31,400 - If you got three wishes, would that be one of them? 411 00:26:31,450 --> 00:26:33,235 I think I'd wish for a tan. 412 00:26:33,285 --> 00:26:35,029 I think I'm too white. 413 00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:36,864 - I wish we could get out of here. 414 00:26:36,915 --> 00:26:40,868 - Yeah, yeah, that's a better wish than getting a tan. 415 00:26:40,919 --> 00:26:43,079 Man, we could get old waiting in here. 416 00:26:43,129 --> 00:26:44,872 I was thinking about having kids someday, and you know 417 00:26:44,923 --> 00:26:47,750 that'd be really hard if we're stuck in here for years. 418 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,920 - We won't be stuck in here for years. 419 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:51,587 - How do you know that? 420 00:26:51,637 --> 00:26:53,881 - Well, without food or water, 421 00:26:53,932 --> 00:26:56,058 if we don't get this door open... 422 00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:57,977 - What? 423 00:26:58,937 --> 00:27:00,805 - We will get out of here. 424 00:27:00,855 --> 00:27:03,307 - Maybe that crazy clown guy will come and open the door. 425 00:27:03,357 --> 00:27:05,977 - Do you really believe that Camp Blood legend? 426 00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:07,812 - Okay, I heard from Cindy Davis 427 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,189 that her mother's sister's niece once went hiking 428 00:27:10,239 --> 00:27:14,777 up around here and was never heard from again, so. 429 00:27:14,827 --> 00:27:17,488 - I heard she didn't really like her family. 430 00:27:17,538 --> 00:27:19,908 Maybe she was trying to get away from them. 431 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:21,742 - You shouldn't say that. 432 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,536 Okay, your mom didn't just leave you when you were four. 433 00:27:23,586 --> 00:27:24,996 She wouldn't. 434 00:27:25,046 --> 00:27:26,872 - I don't really remember my mom much. 435 00:27:26,923 --> 00:27:28,416 - Isn't that crazy? 436 00:27:28,466 --> 00:27:30,376 We've known each other since we were four. 437 00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:31,794 I remember your mom. 438 00:27:31,844 --> 00:27:33,879 I think she came around here. 439 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:36,007 She liked to hike or something. 440 00:27:36,057 --> 00:27:38,175 Something happened to her, trust me. 441 00:27:38,225 --> 00:27:40,261 She wouldn't just leave you. 442 00:27:40,311 --> 00:27:41,854 I know I wouldn't leave you. 443 00:27:43,105 --> 00:27:44,056 You look sad. 444 00:27:44,106 --> 00:27:45,599 Don't be sad, okay? 445 00:27:45,649 --> 00:27:47,476 We're gonna find a way out of here. 446 00:27:47,526 --> 00:27:49,353 You know, I know he doesn't seem very useful, but I think 447 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:52,773 that ghost is gonna come and just get us out of here soon. 448 00:27:52,823 --> 00:27:56,160 (creepy carnival music) 449 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,378 - Okay, okay if someone comes in and he's bad, 450 00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:15,713 we need to have a plan. 451 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,339 - What do you mean bad? 452 00:28:17,389 --> 00:28:19,175 - If he wants to hurt us. 453 00:28:19,225 --> 00:28:21,343 - You think the clown wants to hurt us? 454 00:28:21,393 --> 00:28:23,179 - I don't know, maybe. 455 00:28:23,229 --> 00:28:26,223 If this person comes in and he has a knife or an ax 456 00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:30,227 or something, we need to be prepared for that. 457 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,063 - Okay, clowns don't usually carry axes, silly. 458 00:28:32,113 --> 00:28:33,606 They usually have those horns 459 00:28:33,656 --> 00:28:35,316 or those flowers that spray water everywhere. 460 00:28:35,366 --> 00:28:36,817 - I don't know. 461 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,360 Let's imagine for a second that this person 462 00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:41,113 does have an ax or some kind of weapon. 463 00:28:41,163 --> 00:28:43,240 You lure him into that corner, okay? 464 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:46,702 And I'll knock him over the head, then we can both run out. 465 00:28:46,752 --> 00:28:49,413 - What do you mean lure? 466 00:28:49,463 --> 00:28:53,501 - Do something sexy to get him to come to you. 467 00:28:53,551 --> 00:28:55,419 - Something sexy, like this? 468 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,088 (upbeat music) 469 00:28:57,138 --> 00:28:59,548 - Maybe try shaking your butt a bit more. 470 00:28:59,598 --> 00:29:01,842 - Okay. 471 00:29:01,892 --> 00:29:03,427 This is called twerking. 472 00:29:03,477 --> 00:29:05,513 Oh, I love twerking, I could do this all day. 473 00:29:05,563 --> 00:29:07,974 Do you think clowns like twerking? 474 00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:10,276 - I'm sure all clowns like twerking. 475 00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:14,022 What'd you find out? 476 00:29:14,072 --> 00:29:16,066 - That I love twerking. 477 00:29:16,116 --> 00:29:17,399 - No, no, no, Derek is here. 478 00:29:17,449 --> 00:29:20,194 - The clown is on his way. 479 00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:23,405 My presence is slipping way though. 480 00:29:23,455 --> 00:29:24,895 I don't know how long I can help you. 481 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:28,752 - Okay, Brandy? 482 00:29:30,046 --> 00:29:30,997 - Huh? 483 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:32,999 - It's all up to us now. 484 00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:34,000 - Okay. 485 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:37,219 (creepy carnival music) 486 00:29:47,396 --> 00:29:50,307 Hey, Mr. Clown, look at me, I'm sexy. 487 00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:52,143 (blow thudding) 488 00:29:52,193 --> 00:29:53,777 - Run, Brandy, run! 489 00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:14,665 - Ashley, I can't leave you. 490 00:30:14,715 --> 00:30:16,792 - You're never getting out of here. 491 00:30:16,842 --> 00:30:19,678 You're locked in here just like me. 492 00:30:20,846 --> 00:30:22,673 And guess what? 493 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:24,926 My friend is gonna come back here with the police, 494 00:30:24,976 --> 00:30:27,303 and you will be locked up behind bars 495 00:30:27,353 --> 00:30:31,398 for the rest of your life or worse. 496 00:30:33,026 --> 00:30:34,818 - [Clown] I know your face. 497 00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:38,230 - What? 498 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,815 You don't know me. 499 00:30:39,865 --> 00:30:43,452 - [Clown] My father killed your mother. 500 00:30:45,329 --> 00:30:46,664 Face same as hers. 501 00:30:48,124 --> 00:30:50,043 I know your face. 502 00:30:51,502 --> 00:30:53,662 - It's crazy that... 503 00:30:53,712 --> 00:30:54,712 You're crazy! 504 00:31:02,513 --> 00:31:04,473 - [Clown] I go kill your friend now. 505 00:31:06,809 --> 00:31:09,561 (dramatic music) 506 00:31:56,734 --> 00:31:58,069 - Don't let the door close. 507 00:32:03,158 --> 00:32:04,775 What are you doing here? 508 00:32:04,825 --> 00:32:06,236 - I couldn't just leave you here. 509 00:32:06,286 --> 00:32:07,820 - I told you to go get help. 510 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:09,363 - If I think long enough, 511 00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:10,489 maybe I'll just come up with something. 512 00:32:10,539 --> 00:32:12,366 - Go. 513 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,534 - You don't think that I can come up with a plan that, 514 00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:15,120 I don't know, saves both of us? 515 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,955 I mean, I know people think that I'm stupid, 516 00:32:17,005 --> 00:32:21,126 but well I'm not quite sure what I was gonna say. 517 00:32:21,176 --> 00:32:23,419 - I'm counting on you, Brandy. 518 00:32:23,469 --> 00:32:24,470 - Okay, I can do it. 519 00:32:31,227 --> 00:32:32,636 For good luck. 520 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:33,687 - Thank you. 521 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:43,447 (dramatic music) 522 00:33:09,182 --> 00:33:10,591 Did Brandy get away? 523 00:33:10,641 --> 00:33:13,178 - Yes, I saw her leave. 524 00:33:13,228 --> 00:33:15,013 She made it out. 525 00:33:15,063 --> 00:33:18,724 - Okay, I know this is a big ask, but can you please 526 00:33:18,774 --> 00:33:22,103 follow Brandy and let me know how she does? 527 00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:24,147 - I can't get too far from someone 528 00:33:24,197 --> 00:33:28,151 who doesn't have a connection to the afterlife. 529 00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:31,362 No offense, but Brandy does barely have a connection 530 00:33:31,412 --> 00:33:34,240 to this present life. 531 00:33:34,290 --> 00:33:37,493 - Just see what you can do, please? 532 00:33:37,543 --> 00:33:39,129 - For you, I will try. 533 00:33:42,798 --> 00:33:45,301 (eerie music) 534 00:35:19,145 --> 00:35:20,471 - I lost you, Clown. 535 00:35:20,521 --> 00:35:22,015 I'm the brave one. 536 00:35:22,065 --> 00:35:23,433 I'm the one who's gonna rescue my best friend. 537 00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:28,446 (Brandy screams) (flesh squishes) 538 00:35:31,157 --> 00:35:33,910 (Brandy gagging) 539 00:35:49,841 --> 00:35:52,594 (Clown laughing) 540 00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:06,732 - Hey, Dolly. 541 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:11,813 - I prefer you call me Coach. 542 00:36:11,863 --> 00:36:14,033 - Can I have some of that water, Coach? 543 00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:30,666 I have pretty good instincts, 544 00:36:30,716 --> 00:36:34,212 and I have a bad feeling about this. 545 00:36:34,262 --> 00:36:37,756 - Don't tell me you believe that Camp Blood crap. 546 00:36:37,806 --> 00:36:43,471 - Our car broke down in the woods, we don't have reception, 547 00:36:43,521 --> 00:36:47,308 we split up, it just seems like a bad formula. 548 00:36:47,358 --> 00:36:49,643 - Don't worry, we'll be playing in that tournament 549 00:36:49,693 --> 00:36:50,987 before it gets dark. 550 00:36:53,697 --> 00:36:55,899 - Come on and eat your applesauce, dear. 551 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,443 - I'm not hungry. 552 00:36:57,493 --> 00:37:00,612 - You know it's no good disobeying me. 553 00:37:00,662 --> 00:37:02,156 - Ow, stop it, you freak. 554 00:37:02,206 --> 00:37:05,243 - I ought to get the belt, get my freak on. 555 00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:07,170 - Fine, I'll eat your applesauce. 556 00:37:10,672 --> 00:37:12,292 - It's good, right? 557 00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:13,342 - Yes. 558 00:37:15,178 --> 00:37:16,921 - I made it myself. 559 00:37:16,971 --> 00:37:18,256 - It looks like you bought... 560 00:37:18,306 --> 00:37:20,133 - It looks like what? 561 00:37:20,183 --> 00:37:21,968 - I mean it looks like you make 562 00:37:22,018 --> 00:37:24,678 really good homemade applesauce is what I was going to say. 563 00:37:24,728 --> 00:37:29,517 - With a little training, you could be such a good girl. 564 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,685 I really miss not having a daughter. 565 00:37:31,735 --> 00:37:36,107 My boy can be such a chowderhead, wouldn't you agree? 566 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:39,027 - I don't really know how to respond to that. 567 00:37:39,077 --> 00:37:40,403 - Want to make out? 568 00:37:40,453 --> 00:37:41,988 - What? 569 00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:43,747 - Quick flash, heat check. 570 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:47,327 Woo! 571 00:37:47,377 --> 00:37:50,621 Have you ever heard about Camp Blood? 572 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:53,458 - I guess the other girls were talking about it. 573 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:54,508 - Girls? 574 00:37:56,052 --> 00:37:57,920 - Tell me more about Camp Blood. 575 00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,880 - My son will take care of the other girls 576 00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:03,759 while I tell you about Camp Blood. 577 00:38:03,809 --> 00:38:07,679 It all started with my man, my boy's daddy. 578 00:38:07,729 --> 00:38:10,224 He liked to put on clown makeup 579 00:38:10,274 --> 00:38:13,810 and kill trespassers in our woods. 580 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:16,022 My son, he couldn't figure out how 581 00:38:16,072 --> 00:38:19,317 to put on the clown makeup, so he just wears a mask. 582 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:21,319 But that doesn't make him any less of a man 583 00:38:21,369 --> 00:38:24,163 than it did his daddy, or maybe it does. 584 00:38:25,373 --> 00:38:27,033 - Is he gonna kill me? 585 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,660 - Not as long as you amuse me. 586 00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:32,372 I haven't had a girlfriend in a while. 587 00:38:32,422 --> 00:38:34,957 You're getting the first tryout. 588 00:38:35,007 --> 00:38:36,592 It's been a long time. 589 00:38:38,344 --> 00:38:40,754 - What's he gonna do with the others? 590 00:38:40,804 --> 00:38:43,807 - [Sheila] Well, that will be up to him now, won't it? 591 00:38:53,943 --> 00:38:56,104 - Can we please stop? 592 00:38:56,154 --> 00:38:58,439 - Come on, we gotta keep going. 593 00:38:58,489 --> 00:39:00,024 We can find it. 594 00:39:00,074 --> 00:39:02,952 - My feet hurt, I'm tired, it's cold. 595 00:39:03,953 --> 00:39:05,737 Please. 596 00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:07,615 - I know it is, but we're gonna be stuck out here all night 597 00:39:07,665 --> 00:39:10,876 if we don't find it, and I know it was around here. 598 00:39:12,378 --> 00:39:14,255 Come on, buck up. 599 00:39:16,132 --> 00:39:18,468 - Fine. - Hey, wait a minute. 600 00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:21,512 I think I see something. 601 00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:35,393 - Do we knock? 602 00:39:35,443 --> 00:39:37,894 - I suppose. 603 00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:39,689 - What if there's a killer clown inside? 604 00:39:39,739 --> 00:39:42,733 - Well maybe it's just that crazy guy we ran into. 605 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:44,243 - Oh, well that's comforting. 606 00:39:46,704 --> 00:39:48,573 (Melinda knocking) 607 00:39:48,623 --> 00:39:49,623 - Who is it? 608 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:52,160 Oh, it's you two again. 609 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:54,245 - We asked you about the cabin earlier. 610 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:56,080 - Yeah, you didn't tell us it was yours. 611 00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:58,583 - That's the point, I didn't tell you anything. 612 00:39:58,633 --> 00:39:59,833 You know what I mean? 613 00:39:59,883 --> 00:40:01,335 - Are you gonna let us in? 614 00:40:01,385 --> 00:40:02,420 - Well, maybe if you promise not to whip out 615 00:40:02,470 --> 00:40:04,255 that big knife again. 616 00:40:04,305 --> 00:40:05,797 Oh, I'm sorry, that sounded dirty. 617 00:40:05,847 --> 00:40:07,849 Come on in, ladies, come on, come on. 618 00:40:16,567 --> 00:40:22,440 Oh, there's a few challenges of being a survivalist 619 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:25,526 if you know what I mean. 620 00:40:25,576 --> 00:40:28,488 - Well, he was right about one thing, no landline. 621 00:40:28,538 --> 00:40:32,492 - In case I didn't introduce myself, the name's Fred. 622 00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:35,203 I'm a poet and I didn't know it. 623 00:40:35,253 --> 00:40:37,580 What do you two fine fillies call yourselves? 624 00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:39,957 - Fillies? 625 00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:42,126 - No wonder you're out here all alone. 626 00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:43,753 - I think we told you when we first met, 627 00:40:43,803 --> 00:40:45,837 this is Melinda and I'm Dolly. 628 00:40:45,887 --> 00:40:48,090 - Oh, why hello, Dolly. 629 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,593 I'm sorry, I'm a little forgetful sometimes 630 00:40:50,643 --> 00:40:52,261 if you know what I mean. 631 00:40:52,311 --> 00:40:54,805 - You can't really help us, can you? 632 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:56,807 - What do you know about that Camp Blood story? 633 00:40:56,857 --> 00:40:58,643 You said it was real. 634 00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:00,603 - I've lived out here since I was a little kid. 635 00:41:00,653 --> 00:41:02,733 I managed to stay out of the way of the makeup clown. 636 00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:04,732 Now I manage to stay out of the way of the mask clown. 637 00:41:04,782 --> 00:41:07,527 We stay out of each other's way if you know what I mean. 638 00:41:07,577 --> 00:41:09,779 - Do you know if the newer clown has a mother? 639 00:41:09,829 --> 00:41:12,198 - As far as I know, everybody has a mother. 640 00:41:12,248 --> 00:41:13,199 - Have you seen her? 641 00:41:13,249 --> 00:41:14,784 - Here and there maybe. 642 00:41:14,834 --> 00:41:16,118 - Tell me everything you know about her. 643 00:41:16,168 --> 00:41:17,662 - Why? 644 00:41:17,712 --> 00:41:18,829 - I need you to tell me everything 645 00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:20,331 you know about her right now. 646 00:41:20,381 --> 00:41:21,791 - All right, all right, easy, I'll tell you. 647 00:41:21,841 --> 00:41:23,334 This is my best shirt. 648 00:41:23,384 --> 00:41:25,753 I'd wear this to church if I went. 649 00:41:25,803 --> 00:41:26,921 - The mother. 650 00:41:26,971 --> 00:41:28,589 - Yeah, she's kinda pretty. 651 00:41:28,639 --> 00:41:30,925 I've seen her here and there in the woods. 652 00:41:30,975 --> 00:41:32,510 - What's so funny? 653 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,345 - I've seen her out in the woods peeing. 654 00:41:34,395 --> 00:41:36,514 I've also seen her out there making a number two. 655 00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,307 - What does she look like? 656 00:41:38,357 --> 00:41:39,850 - Well, she's pretty. 657 00:41:39,901 --> 00:41:41,561 She looks kinda like you but with blonde hair. 658 00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:44,188 - She looks like Dolly? 659 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:45,773 - He probably thinks all females look alike. 660 00:41:45,823 --> 00:41:47,525 - That's not true. 661 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,443 - If he doesn't have a landline, we should be going. 662 00:41:49,493 --> 00:41:51,821 - Listen, it's far too dark and dangerous out now. 663 00:41:51,871 --> 00:41:53,406 You guys should stay here for the night 664 00:41:53,456 --> 00:41:55,408 and go out in the morning when it's safe. 665 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,285 - Do you know where she lives? 666 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:59,579 - Why do you want to know so much about this lady? 667 00:41:59,629 --> 00:42:01,622 - Maybe she has a landline. 668 00:42:01,672 --> 00:42:04,041 - As far as I know, she's got a house near the edge 669 00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:06,168 of the woods, but it's far too dark out. 670 00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:07,545 You're never gonna find it. 671 00:42:07,595 --> 00:42:09,088 - I say we go back to the car 672 00:42:09,138 --> 00:42:12,174 and try something else when it's light out. 673 00:42:12,224 --> 00:42:13,634 - I'm gonna go try to find the house. 674 00:42:13,684 --> 00:42:15,469 I don't care what you do. 675 00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:17,400 - At least let me get you guys some flashlights. 676 00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:19,807 - Great, that would be appreciated. 677 00:42:19,857 --> 00:42:22,101 - Wait a minute, they're out in the shed. 678 00:42:22,151 --> 00:42:23,269 - Where's the shed? 679 00:42:23,319 --> 00:42:24,770 - It's about a mile that way. 680 00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,771 I'll go get 'em, you guys stay here. 681 00:42:25,821 --> 00:42:26,822 - [Melinda] Hey, wait. 682 00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:30,902 - I guess we can wait until he gets back. 683 00:42:30,952 --> 00:42:32,820 - Stay there, guys, I'm gonna go. 684 00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:35,531 I'll be back, I'll be back. 685 00:42:35,581 --> 00:42:38,200 I got two beautiful ladies in my cabin 686 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,710 and I'm getting a flashlight. 687 00:42:41,253 --> 00:42:44,590 (creepy carnival music) 688 00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:05,611 - Did you find Brandy? 689 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,941 What is wrong with you? 690 00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,859 - [Clown] What's wrong with you? 691 00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:13,986 - Did you really see my mother? 692 00:43:14,036 --> 00:43:16,872 - [Clown] She was very pretty like you. 693 00:43:18,207 --> 00:43:20,368 I was sad when... 694 00:43:20,418 --> 00:43:24,246 - You were sad when what? 695 00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:28,167 - [Clown] She said something before my father... 696 00:43:28,217 --> 00:43:29,737 - What did your father do to my mother? 697 00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:37,426 Is that what you do, hurt people? 698 00:43:37,476 --> 00:43:40,554 Was my mother nice to you? 699 00:43:40,604 --> 00:43:43,816 You can be nice to me just like my mother was nice to you. 700 00:43:45,359 --> 00:43:47,561 You can let me out of this thing. 701 00:43:47,611 --> 00:43:48,696 Where's your father? 702 00:43:49,864 --> 00:43:53,150 - [Clown] Gone, he gone. 703 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,487 - Do you live by yourself? 704 00:43:56,537 --> 00:43:59,532 - [Clown] My mother, she teach me. 705 00:43:59,582 --> 00:44:02,159 - Your mother's here, where? 706 00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:03,377 - [Clown] At the house. 707 00:44:04,545 --> 00:44:05,956 She love me. 708 00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:08,332 - Does your mother know what you're doing? 709 00:44:08,382 --> 00:44:11,377 - [Clown] My mother teach me. 710 00:44:11,427 --> 00:44:12,887 - What did my mother say to you? 711 00:44:14,513 --> 00:44:16,925 Do you remember what my mother said to you 712 00:44:16,975 --> 00:44:18,718 all those years ago? 713 00:44:18,768 --> 00:44:22,313 - [Clown] I remember what she said to my papa. 714 00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:27,393 - What did she say to your papa? 715 00:44:27,443 --> 00:44:30,104 - [Clown] Don't hurt me, I have a little daughter. 716 00:44:30,154 --> 00:44:32,398 She needs me. 717 00:44:32,448 --> 00:44:34,985 - What did you do to Brandy? 718 00:44:35,035 --> 00:44:37,578 - [Clown] Same as always. 719 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,407 - What, say it! 720 00:44:41,457 --> 00:44:44,076 (Clown laughs) 721 00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:46,287 (punch thudding) 722 00:44:46,337 --> 00:44:49,090 (dramatic music) 723 00:46:22,892 --> 00:46:24,718 - I'm not gonna wait here much longer. 724 00:46:24,768 --> 00:46:27,013 I mean, it's gonna take a while before Fred gets back. 725 00:46:27,063 --> 00:46:29,765 - You're gonna walk in the woods when can't even see? 726 00:46:29,815 --> 00:46:33,477 - Yeah, I need to find that house he was talking about. 727 00:46:33,527 --> 00:46:36,522 - Why are you so obsessed with this house and the clown? 728 00:46:36,572 --> 00:46:37,690 - I don't know what you're talking about. 729 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,860 - Oh, come on, just tell me. 730 00:46:38,909 --> 00:46:41,277 What difference would it make? 731 00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:42,327 - I suppose you're right. 732 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:46,240 Okay, I'll tell you. 733 00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:48,701 A while ago I found out a little secret about myself. 734 00:46:48,751 --> 00:46:52,413 For years, I've been struggling with my apathy. 735 00:46:52,463 --> 00:46:55,166 I mean, I didn't care if people lived or died 736 00:46:55,216 --> 00:46:56,876 or felt pain or not. 737 00:46:56,927 --> 00:46:59,045 I mean, I thought something was wrong with me, 738 00:46:59,095 --> 00:47:02,673 but I found out it was genetics. 739 00:47:02,723 --> 00:47:05,093 - Wait, are you saying you're related to that clown? 740 00:47:05,143 --> 00:47:07,428 - Yeah, I traced it back. 741 00:47:07,478 --> 00:47:14,226 I was abandoned as a baby, left here to die in these woods. 742 00:47:14,276 --> 00:47:16,312 But somebody found me and took me to social services, 743 00:47:16,362 --> 00:47:18,982 and then I grew up in the system. 744 00:47:19,032 --> 00:47:20,524 - All right, I've heard enough, I'm out of here. 745 00:47:20,574 --> 00:47:22,776 - Hey, you wanted to hear this, so listen. 746 00:47:22,826 --> 00:47:24,905 Feels good to get it off my chest. 747 00:47:24,955 --> 00:47:27,790 - Come on, this isn't you, Dolly. 748 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:33,121 All right, all right, I'm listening. 749 00:47:33,171 --> 00:47:35,123 - I always knew I had a destiny. 750 00:47:35,173 --> 00:47:37,833 And when I found the social worker who told me about 751 00:47:37,883 --> 00:47:42,630 being abandoned in the woods, it all clicked for me. 752 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,507 My destiny is to find the woman who left me to die 753 00:47:45,557 --> 00:47:48,053 in the woods and to get my revenge. 754 00:47:48,103 --> 00:47:49,595 And I looked up her file. 755 00:47:49,645 --> 00:47:51,764 She has a son, the murdering clown. 756 00:47:51,814 --> 00:47:53,899 He dies too. 757 00:47:55,986 --> 00:47:57,811 - All right, that's nice for you and all, 758 00:47:57,861 --> 00:48:00,898 but I'm not really any part of this. 759 00:48:00,949 --> 00:48:02,033 It's a great story. 760 00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:04,777 I feel for you. 761 00:48:04,827 --> 00:48:07,989 But please just step aside and let me get out of here, 762 00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:10,491 and I'll keep this all to myself. 763 00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:11,834 - I can't do that. 764 00:48:14,295 --> 00:48:15,922 - Oh, Fred, you're back finally. 765 00:48:17,007 --> 00:48:19,758 (dramatic music) 766 00:48:23,304 --> 00:48:26,382 Dolly, come on, you don't have to do this. 767 00:48:26,432 --> 00:48:29,677 You're my friend, you're my coach. 768 00:48:29,727 --> 00:48:31,845 You're supposed to look out for me. 769 00:48:31,895 --> 00:48:34,682 - Sorry, I quit, I'm not a coach. 770 00:48:34,732 --> 00:48:36,350 And you know what that means? 771 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,144 - That you suck. 772 00:48:38,194 --> 00:48:41,605 - No, that's not what it means, but you'll get the point. 773 00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:43,191 (dramatic music) 774 00:48:43,241 --> 00:48:47,954 (flesh squishing) (Melinda screams) 775 00:48:55,753 --> 00:48:57,663 - It looks like someone got a little head. 776 00:48:57,713 --> 00:48:59,165 I'm jealous. 777 00:48:59,215 --> 00:49:01,209 - Oh my god, you're not crazy too, are you? 778 00:49:01,259 --> 00:49:03,552 - Crazy, I'm the one who just saved your life. 779 00:49:05,221 --> 00:49:07,339 - Thank you. 780 00:49:07,389 --> 00:49:10,218 - Here's the flashlight I promised you. 781 00:49:10,268 --> 00:49:11,970 Where are you gonna go anyway? 782 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:14,264 - Back to the car, hopefully find the others. 783 00:49:14,314 --> 00:49:15,514 Do you have a car? 784 00:49:15,564 --> 00:49:16,515 - What do I need a car for? 785 00:49:16,565 --> 00:49:18,059 I don't need one. 786 00:49:18,109 --> 00:49:19,560 - What about when you take your tips to town? 787 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:22,022 - I walk into town, it's only like 10 miles. 788 00:49:22,072 --> 00:49:24,857 You can walk in the morning when it's light out if you want. 789 00:49:24,908 --> 00:49:26,943 - Renee has a set of keys at the car. 790 00:49:26,993 --> 00:49:28,819 We can lock ourselves in until it's light out. 791 00:49:28,869 --> 00:49:30,863 Hopefully the others are back by now. 792 00:49:30,914 --> 00:49:34,284 Oh god, they will not believe what happened to Dolly. 793 00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:36,244 Hey, thank you for your help. 794 00:49:36,294 --> 00:49:38,704 - Well, I can walk you to your car if you'd like. 795 00:49:38,754 --> 00:49:41,216 I mean, it's not like I'm weird or anything. 796 00:49:43,884 --> 00:49:47,846 Well, maybe I'm a little weird, but I'm harmless. 797 00:49:49,681 --> 00:49:51,259 Well, I mean unless is trying to kill 798 00:49:51,309 --> 00:49:52,851 my best friend, right Melanie? 799 00:49:54,104 --> 00:49:55,554 - I'm Melinda. 800 00:49:55,604 --> 00:49:57,723 - I mean, well maybe we're not best friends, 801 00:49:57,773 --> 00:50:00,018 but I mean I'm probably the only person today 802 00:50:00,068 --> 00:50:02,070 that actually saved your life. 803 00:50:03,612 --> 00:50:05,773 - Yeah, okay, thank you. 804 00:50:05,823 --> 00:50:07,325 I could use the company. 805 00:50:10,411 --> 00:50:12,738 - So what's your favorite color panties? 806 00:50:12,788 --> 00:50:15,416 (ominous music) 807 00:50:19,586 --> 00:50:22,873 - Pretty nice boobs for a momma, huh? 808 00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:24,918 - Yes, they're very nice. 809 00:50:24,968 --> 00:50:26,593 - I'll bet you want to touch 'em. 810 00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,006 - I can't, my wrists are tied. 811 00:50:30,056 --> 00:50:31,507 (smack cracking) 812 00:50:31,557 --> 00:50:33,759 - Don't you try to trick me, young lady. 813 00:50:33,809 --> 00:50:39,807 I'm not untying you, not yet, not until I can trust you. 814 00:50:39,857 --> 00:50:43,435 - I won't run, you can believe me. 815 00:50:43,485 --> 00:50:46,940 - Well, I really like to get to know a girl first anyway. 816 00:50:46,990 --> 00:50:49,242 Why don't you tell me about yourself? 817 00:50:50,368 --> 00:50:53,905 - Well, my name's Renee. 818 00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:56,698 - That's a very pretty name. 819 00:50:56,748 --> 00:50:59,919 Don't walk away, Renee. (Laughs) 820 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:05,041 - I like to sing. 821 00:51:05,091 --> 00:51:06,960 - You want to be a singer? 822 00:51:07,010 --> 00:51:10,671 - Yes, if I can, that's what I'd like to be. 823 00:51:10,721 --> 00:51:13,465 - Sing me a song. 824 00:51:13,515 --> 00:51:16,760 - Well, I could if I could stand up. 825 00:51:16,810 --> 00:51:18,972 - Don't you mess with me, young lady. 826 00:51:19,022 --> 00:51:22,016 You can sing me a song from right there. 827 00:51:22,066 --> 00:51:25,019 Now sing me a song, Renee. 828 00:51:25,069 --> 00:51:26,812 - I don't know what to sing. 829 00:51:26,862 --> 00:51:29,523 - Sing a song about clowns. 830 00:51:29,573 --> 00:51:36,322 No, no, sing a song about my tits. 831 00:51:36,372 --> 00:51:40,584 That's it, you are going to sing a song to my tits. 832 00:51:43,837 --> 00:51:46,082 - Please don't make me do this. 833 00:51:46,132 --> 00:51:48,750 - You're gonna sing a song to my tits 834 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,004 or I'm gonna go get my spiked paddle 835 00:51:51,054 --> 00:51:54,215 and put a hurtin' on that pretty little ass of yours. 836 00:51:54,265 --> 00:51:56,434 Now sing and make it good. 837 00:52:00,146 --> 00:52:04,225 ♪ I put on my gloves and took off my mitts ♪ 838 00:52:04,275 --> 00:52:09,022 ♪ I made up this song with all of my wits ♪ 839 00:52:09,072 --> 00:52:12,566 ♪ It gives this MILF lady real fits ♪ 840 00:52:12,616 --> 00:52:19,240 ♪ 'Cause it's all about her beautiful tits ♪ 841 00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:23,244 - Oh, Renee, that's the most beautiful song I've ever heard. 842 00:52:23,294 --> 00:52:27,332 Nobody's sang a song to my tits before. 843 00:52:27,382 --> 00:52:29,500 I think I was almost gonna cry. 844 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:31,627 You got talent, Renee. 845 00:52:31,677 --> 00:52:33,463 You might be a keeper. 846 00:52:33,513 --> 00:52:36,182 (ominous music) 847 00:52:40,019 --> 00:52:41,595 - Have you lived in the woods all of your life? 848 00:52:41,645 --> 00:52:43,514 - Pretty much. 849 00:52:43,564 --> 00:52:45,225 Don't you think we can wait a minute and catch our breaths? 850 00:52:45,275 --> 00:52:46,725 - I mean, shouldn't we keep a move on 851 00:52:46,775 --> 00:52:48,269 if there's a killer clown around? 852 00:52:48,319 --> 00:52:50,604 - I'm not sacred, he doesn't mess with me. 853 00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:52,106 His dad doesn't mess with me. 854 00:52:52,156 --> 00:52:55,151 His mom doesn't mess with me. 855 00:52:55,201 --> 00:52:56,693 - Don't you ever get lonely? 856 00:52:56,743 --> 00:52:59,155 - Are you asking me if I've ever had sex? 857 00:52:59,205 --> 00:53:00,781 I mean, of course I've had sex before 858 00:53:00,831 --> 00:53:02,367 if that's what you mean. 859 00:53:02,417 --> 00:53:04,077 - Ew, no, I'm not asking if you've ever had sex. 860 00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:07,956 Just if you ever need people to talk to. 861 00:53:08,006 --> 00:53:09,958 - All right, I'll answer your question 862 00:53:10,008 --> 00:53:12,335 if you'll answer mine, all right? 863 00:53:12,385 --> 00:53:14,545 - Okay. 864 00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:17,631 - Would you ever consider marrying me? 865 00:53:17,681 --> 00:53:19,467 - I don't even know you. 866 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:20,969 - Hypothetically. 867 00:53:21,019 --> 00:53:22,971 I mean, you're heading somewhere, right? 868 00:53:23,021 --> 00:53:26,015 - Utah, beach volleyball. 869 00:53:26,065 --> 00:53:27,808 - Now I may not be the smartest person, 870 00:53:27,858 --> 00:53:31,770 but I'm pretty sure Utah doesn't really have many beaches. 871 00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:33,772 - It's a showcase match. 872 00:53:33,822 --> 00:53:35,483 - Are you any good? 873 00:53:35,533 --> 00:53:36,985 - Not really. 874 00:53:37,035 --> 00:53:39,279 - So you're pretty much just going around 875 00:53:39,329 --> 00:53:42,698 in skimpy wardrobes and outfits for a bunch of Mormons 876 00:53:42,748 --> 00:53:43,865 who are just watching you. 877 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,126 Is that all you're doing? 878 00:53:46,169 --> 00:53:47,703 - Yeah, pretty much. 879 00:53:47,753 --> 00:53:50,164 - So you didn't answer my question. 880 00:53:50,214 --> 00:53:52,883 Do you think that I might have a shot with you? 881 00:53:53,842 --> 00:53:55,586 - I mean, sure, why not? 882 00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:57,505 I think we should get a move on now. 883 00:53:57,555 --> 00:53:59,048 - Not so fast. 884 00:53:59,098 --> 00:54:01,509 You wanted to know if I get lonely. 885 00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:03,052 - Well, it's not really any of my business. 886 00:54:03,102 --> 00:54:04,636 I think we should just start walking. 887 00:54:04,686 --> 00:54:06,973 - No, I mean I meet lots of people. 888 00:54:07,023 --> 00:54:08,599 I go into town all the time. 889 00:54:08,649 --> 00:54:09,934 I'm sure you can hear all the cars. 890 00:54:09,984 --> 00:54:11,436 We're on a major road. 891 00:54:11,486 --> 00:54:13,854 So I always meet and talk to people. 892 00:54:13,905 --> 00:54:15,356 - Yeah, Dolly said that it's far away 893 00:54:15,406 --> 00:54:17,483 but that we could hear it. 894 00:54:17,533 --> 00:54:20,194 - You mean the one that was trying to kill you? 895 00:54:20,244 --> 00:54:22,322 - I guess we should've had someone head towards the road. 896 00:54:22,372 --> 00:54:24,823 - It's still far enough to be isolated out here 897 00:54:24,873 --> 00:54:27,368 in case the big one happens and everyone gets zapped. 898 00:54:27,418 --> 00:54:29,329 And you know what, I'll still be here. 899 00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:30,787 I'll be fine. 900 00:54:30,837 --> 00:54:32,664 And you know what, don't tell anyone this, 901 00:54:32,714 --> 00:54:36,502 but I have an underground bunker under the cabin. 902 00:54:36,552 --> 00:54:39,422 - I just don't get the whole survivalist thing. 903 00:54:39,472 --> 00:54:42,175 So you stay out here all alone all these years. 904 00:54:42,225 --> 00:54:44,594 And say the big one does happen. 905 00:54:44,644 --> 00:54:47,513 Then you keep on living without anyone else around 906 00:54:47,563 --> 00:54:50,308 except for maybe a killer clown and his mother? 907 00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:52,684 - Well, I suppose if I really like someone 908 00:54:52,734 --> 00:54:55,563 that I'm talking to, well, then maybe I would try and 909 00:54:55,613 --> 00:54:59,233 help them and stop the person that's trying to kill them. 910 00:54:59,283 --> 00:55:01,277 Although that person might not be too happy 911 00:55:01,327 --> 00:55:04,197 that I'm trying to help the person they're trying to kill. 912 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:06,491 - You saying that they might want to hurt you? 913 00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:07,741 - I'm a survivor. 914 00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:09,327 I'm the brave one. 915 00:55:09,377 --> 00:55:11,621 I'm not afraid of some stupid clown. 916 00:55:11,671 --> 00:55:13,081 (upbeat rock music) 917 00:55:13,131 --> 00:55:18,094 (Melinda screaming) (Fred gagging) 918 00:55:22,848 --> 00:55:25,435 (somber music) 919 00:55:38,864 --> 00:55:40,566 - Brandy? 920 00:55:40,616 --> 00:55:42,326 Oh my god, oh my god. 921 00:55:44,786 --> 00:55:46,289 Oh my god, Brandy. 922 00:55:49,959 --> 00:55:52,495 I know you're out there, clown. 923 00:55:52,545 --> 00:55:56,790 I'm gonna fucking kill you for what you did! 924 00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:01,087 - Your song was so great, I got you a little treat. 925 00:56:01,137 --> 00:56:03,464 More applesauce. 926 00:56:03,514 --> 00:56:07,176 - I really, really need to pee. 927 00:56:07,226 --> 00:56:09,637 - I suppose you want me to loosen your ropes 928 00:56:09,687 --> 00:56:11,763 and let you use my bathroom. 929 00:56:11,813 --> 00:56:14,392 - Please, I'll write you another song. 930 00:56:14,442 --> 00:56:16,978 - Could you sing one about my ass next time? 931 00:56:17,028 --> 00:56:19,355 - Whatever you want. 932 00:56:19,405 --> 00:56:20,990 - How about my lady hole? 933 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,569 - Anything, just let me pee. 934 00:56:24,619 --> 00:56:27,947 - Normally I just let the girl piss her own pants. 935 00:56:27,997 --> 00:56:29,699 It's fun to watch. 936 00:56:29,749 --> 00:56:33,411 But I like you and I want to trust you. 937 00:56:33,461 --> 00:56:35,455 I can trust you, can't I? 938 00:56:35,505 --> 00:56:36,505 - Definitely. 939 00:56:37,507 --> 00:56:39,292 - I'm stronger than I look. 940 00:56:39,342 --> 00:56:41,502 And I don't know if you picked up on this about me, 941 00:56:41,552 --> 00:56:43,671 but I'm a little crazy. 942 00:56:43,721 --> 00:56:45,339 - Crazy, you? 943 00:56:45,389 --> 00:56:47,216 No. 944 00:56:47,266 --> 00:56:49,469 - I can get really rough if things don't go my way. 945 00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:51,554 You catch my drift? 946 00:56:51,604 --> 00:56:54,357 - You taught me well, I'll be a good girl. 947 00:56:55,525 --> 00:56:58,027 - Okay, what the hell? 948 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:27,632 Come on. 949 00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:28,882 - I need my hands to wipe. 950 00:57:28,933 --> 00:57:30,884 - I can help you wipe. 951 00:57:30,935 --> 00:57:31,935 - Please. 952 00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:34,814 - Such little hands. 953 00:57:37,108 --> 00:57:39,227 Bathroom's that way. 954 00:57:39,277 --> 00:57:43,356 (hard rock music) (Sheila shouting) 955 00:57:43,406 --> 00:57:45,525 - Please, I can explain. 956 00:57:45,575 --> 00:57:47,401 It was an accident. - No excuses, bitch. 957 00:57:47,451 --> 00:57:50,488 - I'm sorry! - I'm done with you. 958 00:57:50,538 --> 00:57:52,790 - I just really had to pee. 959 00:57:57,628 --> 00:58:00,456 - Stupid girl. 960 00:58:00,506 --> 00:58:03,843 Now your last words are gonna be I really had to pee. 961 00:58:07,388 --> 00:58:09,966 It won't stop you from listening to me though. 962 00:58:10,016 --> 00:58:12,727 Maybe you can go on a date with my son tonight. 963 00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,555 No, maybe tomorrow night. 964 00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:18,649 It'd be better for that when you're riper. 965 00:58:19,984 --> 00:58:22,562 Maybe I'll date him tonight. 966 00:58:22,612 --> 00:58:25,197 (somber music) 967 00:58:32,914 --> 00:58:36,626 - Seems like you'll have to wait till tomorrow, clown. 968 00:58:55,394 --> 00:58:56,721 - I bet you didn't know I could talk 969 00:58:56,771 --> 00:58:58,723 for this long, did you Renee? 970 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:01,058 But I have this theory about good and evil. 971 00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:04,937 It is evil to be good and it's good to be evil. 972 00:59:04,987 --> 00:59:07,815 Seriously, what is the difference really? 973 00:59:07,865 --> 00:59:10,985 It's a fine line. 974 00:59:11,035 --> 00:59:14,989 Hello, son, did you take care of Renee's friends? 975 00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:15,990 - [Clown] One. 976 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,124 - How many are left? 977 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,035 - [Clown] Two. 978 00:59:19,085 --> 00:59:21,996 I had to kill neighbor. 979 00:59:22,046 --> 00:59:24,916 - Well, I trust your judgment. 980 00:59:24,966 --> 00:59:27,126 - [Clown] He tried to help them. 981 00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:29,670 - Then he had it coming, didn't he? 982 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,720 How'd you do it? 983 00:59:32,056 --> 00:59:34,308 Oh yeah, your trusty machete. 984 00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:38,971 She's resting. 985 00:59:39,021 --> 00:59:42,058 We should rest too. 986 00:59:42,108 --> 00:59:43,684 You can get after them as soon as it's light out. 987 00:59:43,734 --> 00:59:46,103 They can't get away from you in the dark. 988 00:59:46,153 --> 00:59:48,030 You can go before breakfast even. 989 00:59:49,407 --> 00:59:50,407 - [Clown] Momma. 990 00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:53,194 - What, boy? 991 00:59:53,244 --> 00:59:55,404 - [Clown] I want to wear makeup. 992 00:59:55,454 --> 00:59:56,907 - Makeup? 993 00:59:56,957 --> 00:59:58,708 Like Renee here wears? 994 01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:01,711 - [Clown] Like Papa wore. 995 01:00:03,087 --> 01:00:06,374 - You want to wear clown makeup? 996 01:00:06,424 --> 01:00:09,460 - [Clown] In the morning, I think it help me. 997 01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:12,213 - I'm not so sure that's a good idea. 998 01:00:12,263 --> 01:00:13,263 - [Clown] Please. 999 01:00:14,807 --> 01:00:16,927 - What do you think, Renee? 1000 01:00:16,977 --> 01:00:20,096 Will my boy seem scarier in real clown makeup 1001 01:00:20,146 --> 01:00:23,182 or that mask he likes to wear now? 1002 01:00:23,232 --> 01:00:26,602 Hm, yeah, I'll tell him. 1003 01:00:26,652 --> 01:00:28,813 She thinks the mask looks better. 1004 01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:31,732 - [Clown] I didn't hear her. 1005 01:00:31,782 --> 01:00:33,617 - Well, who cares what she thinks anyway? 1006 01:00:35,202 --> 01:00:37,488 We should sleep on it tonight. 1007 01:00:37,538 --> 01:00:39,373 You can sleep with me tonight, boy. 1008 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:44,620 No, you cannot sleep with her. 1009 01:00:44,670 --> 01:00:47,206 I am feeling frisky now. 1010 01:00:47,256 --> 01:00:49,091 She can wait another night. 1011 01:00:50,718 --> 01:00:52,845 I feel so close to you right now. 1012 01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,932 Leave the mask on. 1013 01:00:57,934 --> 01:01:01,512 Son, I know you want to be more like your daddy, 1014 01:01:01,562 --> 01:01:04,774 but you don't have to put on makeup to be more like him. 1015 01:01:15,201 --> 01:01:18,779 Tonight you will be a man, 1016 01:01:18,829 --> 01:01:21,082 but you will be a killer once the sun comes up. 1017 01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:25,544 (somber music) 1018 01:02:21,350 --> 01:02:22,885 (blow thudding) (Ashley shouts) 1019 01:02:22,936 --> 01:02:24,720 - Oops, I thought you were the killer clown. 1020 01:02:24,770 --> 01:02:26,764 You should've said something. 1021 01:02:26,814 --> 01:02:29,059 - You thought I was a huge clown? 1022 01:02:29,109 --> 01:02:30,109 - I'm sorry. 1023 01:02:31,569 --> 01:02:32,695 - You saw him too, huh? 1024 01:02:34,613 --> 01:02:35,698 He killed Brandy. 1025 01:02:37,658 --> 01:02:39,069 - He tried to kill me too, but I got away. 1026 01:02:39,119 --> 01:02:41,071 He just killed Fred. 1027 01:02:41,121 --> 01:02:42,030 - Who's Fred? 1028 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,656 - A survivalist. 1029 01:02:43,706 --> 01:02:45,533 - What about Dolly? 1030 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,583 - She's dead too. 1031 01:02:48,003 --> 01:02:49,420 - The clown killed her, huh? 1032 01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:51,463 - Actually Fred did. 1033 01:02:52,631 --> 01:02:53,749 - What? 1034 01:02:53,799 --> 01:02:55,209 - She was trying to kill me, 1035 01:02:55,259 --> 01:02:56,752 so technically Fred saved my life. 1036 01:02:56,802 --> 01:02:58,964 - Wait, why was Dolly trying to kill you? 1037 01:02:59,014 --> 01:03:01,382 - She's crazy too. 1038 01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:04,885 She brought us out here on purpose. 1039 01:03:04,936 --> 01:03:07,763 I think she did something to stall the car too. 1040 01:03:07,813 --> 01:03:08,934 - But why would she do that? 1041 01:03:08,982 --> 01:03:10,432 - I told you, she's crazy. 1042 01:03:10,482 --> 01:03:13,227 She's somehow related to that clown. 1043 01:03:13,277 --> 01:03:14,645 - Oh my god. 1044 01:03:14,695 --> 01:03:18,149 Wait, wait, where's Renee? 1045 01:03:18,199 --> 01:03:21,443 - I don't know, but the clown has a crazy mother as well 1046 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:22,862 who has a house around here. 1047 01:03:22,913 --> 01:03:24,488 Maybe he's with her. 1048 01:03:24,538 --> 01:03:27,408 - We've got to find her. 1049 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:28,576 - Yeah, I think Fred said there's a town 1050 01:03:28,626 --> 01:03:30,619 about 10 miles from here. 1051 01:03:30,669 --> 01:03:34,790 - Okay, but we shouldn't split up again. 1052 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,084 - Are you saying that we should together 1053 01:03:36,134 --> 01:03:37,626 go try to find Renee? 1054 01:03:37,676 --> 01:03:40,296 - Yes, I mean, if Renee is still alive, 1055 01:03:40,346 --> 01:03:43,049 she probably doesn't have much time left. 1056 01:03:43,099 --> 01:03:47,219 We got to find her together. 1057 01:03:47,269 --> 01:03:49,055 - So you're saying that together either we go back 1058 01:03:49,105 --> 01:03:51,891 into town where we know it's safe and we can get help 1059 01:03:51,942 --> 01:03:54,810 or together we go back into that thick forest 1060 01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:57,188 where there's a killer clown to some unknown house 1061 01:03:57,238 --> 01:04:01,692 where we might be able to save Renee from his crazy mother. 1062 01:04:01,742 --> 01:04:06,530 - Yes, we need to find Renee together. 1063 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:08,457 - I was afraid you were gonna say that. 1064 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:10,833 - Okay. 1065 01:04:12,753 --> 01:04:15,081 - What the hell, let's find Renee. 1066 01:04:15,131 --> 01:04:20,136 - Okay. (dramatic music) 1067 01:04:36,318 --> 01:04:37,861 - Chew your food, dear. 1068 01:04:50,374 --> 01:04:53,995 He didn't wear his mask this morning. 1069 01:04:54,045 --> 01:04:57,007 He put on real clown makeup just like his daddy used to. 1070 01:04:58,799 --> 01:05:00,969 What do you think of that? 1071 01:05:03,679 --> 01:05:04,931 I don't know if I agree. 1072 01:05:07,142 --> 01:05:11,096 Well, I do see your point though. 1073 01:05:11,146 --> 01:05:13,897 My boy's growing up so fast, isn't he? 1074 01:05:33,293 --> 01:05:34,660 - Okay. 1075 01:05:34,710 --> 01:05:39,415 - We could be walking to our deaths. 1076 01:05:39,465 --> 01:05:42,835 - When we get out of this, what do you plan on doing? 1077 01:05:42,885 --> 01:05:44,670 - What do you mean? 1078 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,547 - Are you going to keep playing in these ridiculous 1079 01:05:46,597 --> 01:05:49,425 volleyball tournaments for basically minimum wage? 1080 01:05:49,475 --> 01:05:50,559 - Beats my old job. 1081 01:05:51,393 --> 01:05:52,428 - Stripper? 1082 01:05:52,478 --> 01:05:56,099 - Worse, waitress. 1083 01:05:56,149 --> 01:05:59,351 - I was a secretary before Vegas showgirl 1084 01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:00,611 beach volleyball called. 1085 01:06:02,030 --> 01:06:04,232 You should be a stand-up comic. 1086 01:06:04,282 --> 01:06:07,110 Everyone knows that's what you really want to do. 1087 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,653 - Worst kept secret. 1088 01:06:09,703 --> 01:06:12,323 - No, that would be Renee's singing career. 1089 01:06:12,373 --> 01:06:16,368 - (laugh) Oh, come on, what would you want to do? 1090 01:06:16,418 --> 01:06:18,163 - Maybe I'll go back to school. 1091 01:06:18,213 --> 01:06:20,040 I could be a good counselor. 1092 01:06:20,090 --> 01:06:22,959 - Right, didn't you want to study parapsychology? 1093 01:06:23,009 --> 01:06:24,626 - For a minute. 1094 01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:25,676 - What now? 1095 01:06:27,263 --> 01:06:29,465 - A different kind of counselor. 1096 01:06:29,515 --> 01:06:31,051 - Which one? 1097 01:06:31,101 --> 01:06:34,137 Whose problems do you want to solve? 1098 01:06:34,187 --> 01:06:37,015 - Kids, I would love to work with kids. 1099 01:06:37,065 --> 01:06:39,808 - Simple minds. 1100 01:06:39,858 --> 01:06:41,819 That explains how you're best friends with Brandy. 1101 01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:43,771 (hard rock music) 1102 01:06:43,821 --> 01:06:44,821 - [Clown] Hello. 1103 01:06:47,616 --> 01:06:48,700 - You look different. 1104 01:06:49,868 --> 01:06:50,995 Where's your mask? 1105 01:06:53,289 --> 01:06:54,908 Did you hurt Renee? 1106 01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:55,958 - No. 1107 01:06:57,127 --> 01:06:58,336 - Is she still alive? 1108 01:07:00,964 --> 01:07:02,539 Your mother didn't hurt her? 1109 01:07:02,589 --> 01:07:05,009 - Maybe a little. 1110 01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:06,928 She's asleep. 1111 01:07:08,512 --> 01:07:10,839 - How long has she been sleeping? 1112 01:07:10,889 --> 01:07:11,889 - Long time. 1113 01:07:13,059 --> 01:07:14,059 - Is she moving? 1114 01:07:15,228 --> 01:07:16,770 - Not since yesterday. 1115 01:07:18,148 --> 01:07:20,474 - Did your mother kill Renee? 1116 01:07:20,524 --> 01:07:22,476 - She wouldn't do that. 1117 01:07:22,526 --> 01:07:27,190 She lets me touch the girls after they've been sleeping 1118 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,574 for a couple days. 1119 01:07:30,326 --> 01:07:32,528 - Renee's dead, we have to get out of here. 1120 01:07:32,578 --> 01:07:34,364 You go around, I'll distract him. 1121 01:07:34,414 --> 01:07:36,157 - Okay. 1122 01:07:36,207 --> 01:07:37,491 - Have you heard the one about the horse and the clown 1123 01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:40,078 in the bar? 1124 01:07:40,128 --> 01:07:44,374 So the horse goes into the bar, goes up to the bartender, 1125 01:07:44,424 --> 01:07:47,293 asks him if he could have sex with anybody in the bar. 1126 01:07:47,343 --> 01:07:48,836 The bartender says, 1127 01:07:48,886 --> 01:07:52,589 why don't you try one of the farms nearby? 1128 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:54,758 Well, the horse confesses that he prefers 1129 01:07:54,808 --> 01:07:58,595 to have sex with humans, so the bartender points over 1130 01:07:58,645 --> 01:08:02,392 to where a sumo wrestler and a clown are sitting. 1131 01:08:02,442 --> 01:08:05,311 He says, you could have sex with the clown. 1132 01:08:05,361 --> 01:08:08,689 The horse says, I'm not really into clowns, 1133 01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:10,566 but I'm desperate. 1134 01:08:10,616 --> 01:08:16,655 So okay, but nobody else can know. 1135 01:08:16,705 --> 01:08:18,158 The bartender says, well, 1136 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,700 four people are gonna have to know. 1137 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,869 First of all, you are gonna have to know. 1138 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,662 Second, I will know. 1139 01:08:23,712 --> 01:08:27,041 And of course the clown will know. 1140 01:08:27,091 --> 01:08:29,877 That's only three, says the horse. 1141 01:08:29,928 --> 01:08:32,463 Well, the sumo wrestler will have to know, 1142 01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:34,090 says the bartender. 1143 01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:37,260 The horse does want the sumo wrestler to know. 1144 01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:40,305 He says, why does the sumo wrestler have to know? 1145 01:08:40,355 --> 01:08:43,141 The bartender says, well, 1146 01:08:43,191 --> 01:08:45,767 the clown's not really interested in horses 1147 01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:50,398 because the sumo wrestler will need to hold down the clown. 1148 01:08:50,448 --> 01:08:53,859 (blow thudding) (hard rock music) 1149 01:08:53,910 --> 01:08:58,198 (flesh squishing) (Melinda groaning) 1150 01:08:58,248 --> 01:09:00,959 (Clown laughing) 1151 01:09:02,543 --> 01:09:05,380 (Melinda gagging) 1152 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:55,263 (creepy carnival music) 1153 01:10:04,688 --> 01:10:06,682 - You could've helped Brandy. 1154 01:10:06,732 --> 01:10:10,570 - I'm sorry, but I've got an idea to help you. 1155 01:10:11,612 --> 01:10:13,106 - What? 1156 01:10:13,156 --> 01:10:16,692 - There is a cabin that direction. 1157 01:10:16,742 --> 01:10:19,153 The clown is not too bright. 1158 01:10:19,203 --> 01:10:21,697 You can trick him. 1159 01:10:21,747 --> 01:10:23,657 There is something inside the cabin. 1160 01:10:23,707 --> 01:10:25,876 You can make it think like he sees you. 1161 01:10:27,878 --> 01:10:29,414 Set up a trap. 1162 01:10:29,464 --> 01:10:30,672 - What kind of a trap? 1163 01:10:31,757 --> 01:10:33,051 - My time is fading. 1164 01:10:34,676 --> 01:10:36,262 You know what to do. 1165 01:10:39,932 --> 01:10:43,269 (creepy carnival music) 1166 01:11:14,258 --> 01:11:15,258 - Ew. 1167 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:36,863 (doll squishing) (hard rock music) 1168 01:11:40,867 --> 01:11:41,867 (flesh squishing) 1169 01:11:41,911 --> 01:11:43,079 Die, die, die! 1170 01:11:57,468 --> 01:11:59,554 - Something has happened to my boy. 1171 01:12:01,347 --> 01:12:02,347 I can sense it. 1172 01:12:03,933 --> 01:12:05,717 Little boy needs his momma. 1173 01:12:05,767 --> 01:12:06,718 (dramatic music) 1174 01:12:06,768 --> 01:12:07,768 Momma's coming, boy. 1175 01:12:26,998 --> 01:12:27,998 Son? 1176 01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:32,662 Where are you, son? 1177 01:12:32,712 --> 01:12:35,540 You need your momma, boy. 1178 01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:38,134 Momma's here for you, son. 1179 01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:42,888 What'd you do to my son? 1180 01:12:43,931 --> 01:12:44,931 - I killed him. 1181 01:12:46,517 --> 01:12:48,885 - Then it's your turn to die! 1182 01:12:48,936 --> 01:12:51,013 - Well, only one problem for you. 1183 01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:52,557 - What's that? 1184 01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:54,525 - You brought a knife to a machete fight. 1185 01:12:56,652 --> 01:13:01,657 (Sheila shouts) (flesh squishing) 1186 01:13:06,287 --> 01:13:07,663 Say hello to your son. 1187 01:13:16,464 --> 01:13:17,831 - You're still here! 1188 01:13:17,881 --> 01:13:19,584 You need to leave! 1189 01:13:19,634 --> 01:13:21,752 - It's you again. 1190 01:13:21,802 --> 01:13:23,513 I was trying to leave. 1191 01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:26,299 - Oh. 1192 01:13:26,349 --> 01:13:32,180 Well, I'm going to town shortly. 1193 01:13:32,230 --> 01:13:33,347 Do you want a ride? 1194 01:13:33,397 --> 01:13:36,017 - Yes, oh fuck yes. 1195 01:13:36,067 --> 01:13:38,611 - You don't need to curse, young lady. 1196 01:13:41,863 --> 01:13:43,524 Where are the others? 1197 01:13:43,574 --> 01:13:44,574 - It's just me. 1198 01:13:45,618 --> 01:13:46,661 They're all dead. 1199 01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:53,751 - Okay, let's go. 1200 01:14:06,430 --> 01:14:10,601 - If you say I told you so, I'll fucking kill you. 1201 01:14:15,606 --> 01:14:17,525 - Don't get any blood on the seat. 1202 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:37,086 (somber music) 1203 01:15:04,447 --> 01:15:07,441 (Clown laughing) 1204 01:15:07,491 --> 01:15:10,328 (hard rock music) 1205 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,497 ♪ Welcome to the moon 1206 01:15:21,547 --> 01:15:27,628 ♪ Bet you didn't guess we'd get here so soon ♪ 1207 01:15:27,678 --> 01:15:30,172 ♪ Well welcome to the moon 1208 01:15:30,222 --> 01:15:34,468 ♪ Hey, there is cheese here, wow ♪ 1209 01:15:34,518 --> 01:15:38,389 ♪ And look over there, it's Richard Gare ♪ 1210 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:40,224 ♪ I think it's Gere 1211 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:43,936 ♪ Hey, Richard Gere, what are you doing here ♪ 1212 01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:48,991 ♪ There's moon gerbils walking around ♪ 1213 01:15:51,744 --> 01:15:55,573 ♪ Let's all do the moon wiggle, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1214 01:15:55,623 --> 01:15:59,201 ♪ Do you know the moon wiggle 1215 01:15:59,251 --> 01:16:04,256 ♪ You just wiggle like you're on the moon ♪ 1216 01:16:06,008 --> 01:16:08,336 ♪ Yeah, like that 1217 01:16:08,386 --> 01:16:11,889 (dramatic chanting music) 1218 01:16:49,427 --> 01:16:51,128 - Wait, wait, wait, neighbor. 1219 01:16:51,178 --> 01:16:52,296 People always say you aren't real, 1220 01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:53,881 but I've always believed in you. 1221 01:16:53,932 --> 01:16:56,050 How would you like to join our cult? 1222 01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,551 (hard rock music) 1223 01:16:57,601 --> 01:16:59,136 ♪ Moon wiggle 1224 01:16:59,186 --> 01:17:02,098 ♪ Let's do the moon boogie 1225 01:17:02,148 --> 01:17:06,560 ♪ Let's do the moon boogie, yeah ♪ 1226 01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:09,480 ♪ The moon boogie and the moon wiggle ♪ 1227 01:17:09,530 --> 01:17:12,525 ♪ Are two very different dances ♪ 1228 01:17:12,575 --> 01:17:17,580 ♪ But you can learn to do both of them if you want, yeah ♪ 1229 01:17:23,586 --> 01:17:25,496 - You know, all the Camp Blood stuff 1230 01:17:25,546 --> 01:17:27,415 with like this and that, none of it's true. 1231 01:17:27,465 --> 01:17:31,502 There is no clown out there in makeup and a mask 1232 01:17:31,552 --> 01:17:33,087 and killing people. 1233 01:17:33,137 --> 01:17:34,588 That's all like fake news. 1234 01:17:34,638 --> 01:17:36,799 None of that's true, that's not even a thing. 1235 01:17:36,849 --> 01:17:39,552 It's just some crap that kids come here, 1236 01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:42,805 they say this and that, all this BS, and it's not true. 1237 01:17:42,855 --> 01:17:45,683 You know, little fairytales, little things. 1238 01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:48,602 And I believe in aliens and stuff and ghosts and Peter Pan 1239 01:17:48,652 --> 01:17:51,313 and leprechauns, but I don't believe in no killer clowns. 1240 01:17:51,363 --> 01:17:52,481 None of that stuff's true. 1241 01:17:52,531 --> 01:17:54,150 It's a safe place to go to. 1242 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,944 It's all fine. 1243 01:17:55,994 --> 01:17:58,237 Come here, camp, roast marshmallows, have s'mores. 1244 01:17:58,287 --> 01:18:01,532 Have a good time, drink beers, have sex. 1245 01:18:01,582 --> 01:18:03,451 You're not gonna get killed, it's totally cool. 1246 01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:04,452 You know what I'm saying? 1247 01:18:04,502 --> 01:18:05,502 It's totally fine. 1248 01:18:06,295 --> 01:18:07,830 (hard rock music) 1249 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:14,670 ♪ I hope you enjoy your time on the moon ♪ 1250 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:18,557 ♪ It's really nice this time of year on the moon ♪ 1251 01:18:20,768 --> 01:18:27,224 ♪ Screw the sun ♪ Yeah 1252 01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:30,811 - Through technology, we seek to align this cult. 1253 01:18:30,861 --> 01:18:33,773 And we believe you will be the perfect leader. 1254 01:18:33,823 --> 01:18:36,283 We just need people to believe in your existence. 1255 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:40,989 (hard rock music) 1256 01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:45,334 ♪ It's really nice this time of year on the moon ♪ 1257 01:18:47,503 --> 01:18:51,624 ♪ Screw the sun ♪ Yeah 1258 01:18:51,674 --> 01:18:57,213 ♪ The moon wiggle 1259 01:18:57,263 --> 01:19:00,132 ♪ Moon 1260 01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:03,135 ♪ Moon 1261 01:19:03,185 --> 01:19:06,263 ♪ Yummy, I love cheese 1262 01:19:06,313 --> 01:19:10,192 - So hi, I'm Dave Sterling. 1263 01:19:11,318 --> 01:19:13,104 I do these B movies. 1264 01:19:13,154 --> 01:19:14,814 I've done 'em for a few years now. 1265 01:19:14,864 --> 01:19:18,734 You might've known some of my films 1266 01:19:18,784 --> 01:19:21,195 that I can't even think of because there's so many. 1267 01:19:21,245 --> 01:19:23,155 But I'm thinking there's like this legend. 1268 01:19:23,205 --> 01:19:29,079 Is it Blood Camp or Camp Blood or camp where the blood is 1269 01:19:29,129 --> 01:19:30,579 or something like that. 1270 01:19:30,629 --> 01:19:33,041 So I'm thinking about doing this movie. 1271 01:19:33,091 --> 01:19:39,839 And then if it's good, maybe I'll do more. 1272 01:19:39,889 --> 01:19:42,800 You know, us B guys, we like to do what the studios do. 1273 01:19:42,850 --> 01:19:44,802 Like, you know, if they're working on 1274 01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:49,723 the eighth Mission Impossible or whatever that movie is 1275 01:19:49,773 --> 01:19:52,893 or the Avengers or whoever, 1276 01:19:52,944 --> 01:19:56,522 so just one after another after another after another. 1277 01:19:56,572 --> 01:19:58,950 And that's showbiz.