WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.151 --> 00:00:02.654 (reel rattling) 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:04.197 --> 00:00:06.657 (eerie music) 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:19.711 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:57.624 --> 00:01:00.461 (flesh squishing) 7 00:01:11.306 --> 00:01:13.258 (horn honking) 8 00:01:13.308 --> 00:01:16.427 ♪ You're all gonna die 9 00:01:16.477 --> 00:01:20.014 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 10 00:01:20.064 --> 00:01:24.726 ♪ You're all gonna die tonight 11 00:01:24.776 --> 00:01:29.781 ♪ Or another night, yeah 12 00:01:33.785 --> 00:01:36.738 ♪ You're all gonna die 13 00:01:36.788 --> 00:01:40.410 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 14 00:01:40.460 --> 00:01:43.662 ♪ You better get ready 15 00:01:43.712 --> 00:01:47.417 ♪ 'Cause in hell there ain't no spaghetti ♪ 16 00:01:47.467 --> 00:01:50.461 ♪ You're all gonna die 17 00:01:50.511 --> 00:01:54.424 ♪ Oh you're all gonna die 18 00:01:54.474 --> 00:01:56.426 ♪ You're all gonna die tonight 19 00:01:56.476 --> 00:01:59.304 ♪ Just a bunch of skeletons wrapped in meat ♪ 20 00:01:59.354 --> 00:02:01.555 ♪ Or another night 21 00:02:01.605 --> 00:02:04.976 ♪ Oh yeah, underground by six feet ♪ 22 00:02:05.026 --> 00:02:08.562 ♪ Tick tick tick tick tock tock tock tock ♪ 23 00:02:08.612 --> 00:02:10.190 ♪ Life's a joke ♪ You're all gonna 24 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:11.899 ♪ Life's a joke 25 00:02:11.950 --> 00:02:13.775 ♪ Die ♪ Everything's a joke 26 00:02:13.825 --> 00:02:15.652 ♪ First of all ♪ You're gonna die 27 00:02:15.702 --> 00:02:19.490 ♪ You're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die ♪ 28 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:24.545 ♪ And me 29 00:02:27.631 --> 00:02:31.252 ♪ You better stop fighting over that chicken wing ♪ 30 00:02:31.302 --> 00:02:36.307 ♪ Which one 31 00:02:38.892 --> 00:02:41.562 ♪ Time's up now 32 00:02:46.943 --> 00:02:48.436 - Why not, right? 33 00:02:48.486 --> 00:02:49.354 What's the point of being negative? 34 00:02:49.404 --> 00:02:51.022 Negative Nellie. 35 00:02:51.072 --> 00:02:53.815 - Yeah, I bet. - We are gonna be so late 36 00:02:53.865 --> 00:02:54.984 if we don't make up the time. 37 00:02:55.034 --> 00:02:56.195 I'm gonna take this shortcut. 38 00:02:57.578 --> 00:02:58.905 - Shortcut. 39 00:02:58.955 --> 00:03:00.739 - Yep. - No, nothing creepy 40 00:03:00.789 --> 00:03:06.079 ever happens to five hot chicks on a shortcut in the woods. 41 00:03:06.129 --> 00:03:07.497 - [Dolly] I've taken it many times, 42 00:03:07.547 --> 00:03:09.540 so this will definitely work. 43 00:03:09.590 --> 00:03:12.427 (hard rock music) 44 00:03:15.054 --> 00:03:17.006 Just zone out. 45 00:03:17.056 --> 00:03:19.100 - [Melinda] You think it's much farther? 46 00:03:21.519 --> 00:03:24.888 - [Dolly] I don't know, we are running a little behind. 47 00:03:24.939 --> 00:03:25.889 - [Melinda] I think Ashley said she needs to go 48 00:03:25.940 --> 00:03:26.940 to the restroom soon. 49 00:03:27.608 --> 00:03:29.269 - [Dolly] Okay. 50 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:31.229 - [Melinda] Yeah, if you can find some. 51 00:03:31.279 --> 00:03:34.565 - [Dolly] Hold it best you can because I'm not sure. 52 00:03:34.615 --> 00:03:36.401 - Yeah. - We are far behind. 53 00:03:36.451 --> 00:03:38.945 - [Melinda] Looks like we're getting low on gas too. 54 00:03:38.995 --> 00:03:40.246 - [Dolly] Okay. 55 00:03:45.667 --> 00:03:48.504 (hard rock music) 56 00:04:05.854 --> 00:04:07.348 I don't see anything. 57 00:04:07.398 --> 00:04:10.476 I don't know where the next stop would be. 58 00:04:10.526 --> 00:04:14.030 I just know that we just gotta keep going. 59 00:04:18.159 --> 00:04:19.693 Definitely. 60 00:04:19.743 --> 00:04:21.946 - [Melinda] Yeah, we can't miss this one. 61 00:04:21.996 --> 00:04:24.240 - [Dolly] I know, paychecks. 62 00:04:24.290 --> 00:04:27.876 - [Melinda] Yep, we all need it really bad. 63 00:04:29.045 --> 00:04:32.048 (engine sputtering) 64 00:05:06.790 --> 00:05:08.659 - If you say I told you so, I'm gonna stick my foot 65 00:05:08.709 --> 00:05:10.620 so far up your ass, it'll look like your tongue. 66 00:05:10.670 --> 00:05:12.829 - I'm speechless, Coach. 67 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:14.582 - I do think someone said that it'll be dangerous 68 00:05:14.632 --> 00:05:16.459 taking the shortcut through the woods. 69 00:05:16.509 --> 00:05:19.379 - Hey, Brandy, look what's on that tire. 70 00:05:19.429 --> 00:05:21.339 - I don't see anything. 71 00:05:21.389 --> 00:05:23.091 - Look closer. 72 00:05:23.141 --> 00:05:24.342 - Look closer. 73 00:05:24.392 --> 00:05:25.301 I still don't see anything. 74 00:05:25.351 --> 00:05:26.802 (kick thudding) 75 00:05:26.852 --> 00:05:27.970 Ow, hey, what's the deal with that? 76 00:05:28.020 --> 00:05:29.846 - Don't pick on Brandy, Coach. 77 00:05:29.896 --> 00:05:31.599 - You want some of this? 78 00:05:31.649 --> 00:05:33.101 - No thanks. 79 00:05:33.151 --> 00:05:34.671 - So does anyone know how to fix a car? 80 00:05:36.487 --> 00:05:37.980 - [Renee] Not getting any reception. 81 00:05:38.030 --> 00:05:41.234 - Here's a shocker, no one has reception. 82 00:05:41.284 --> 00:05:43.069 - Maybe we can Google how to fix it. 83 00:05:43.119 --> 00:05:45.488 - We would need reception to do that, Einstein. 84 00:05:45.538 --> 00:05:48.157 - And we're gonna fix a car with a web search? 85 00:05:48.207 --> 00:05:49.909 - Maybe. 86 00:05:49.959 --> 00:05:53.371 - Maybe if we wait here, someone can come by and help us. 87 00:05:53.421 --> 00:05:55.623 - Yeah, great idea, Ashley. 88 00:05:55.673 --> 00:05:58.126 - No, I've taken this shortcut a number of times. 89 00:05:58.176 --> 00:05:59.961 Hardly anyone uses it. 90 00:06:00.011 --> 00:06:01.212 - I hear traffic. 91 00:06:01.262 --> 00:06:02.964 - Yeah, this place is a gully. 92 00:06:03.014 --> 00:06:06.426 The highway is about 10 miles back. 93 00:06:06.476 --> 00:06:08.136 The cars sound close, but they're not. 94 00:06:08.186 --> 00:06:11.597 - Well, what's your idea, wise one? 95 00:06:11.647 --> 00:06:14.183 - You know, there's a cabin not too far from here. 96 00:06:14.233 --> 00:06:18.062 It's the opposite direction from the highway. 97 00:06:18.112 --> 00:06:19.689 Unless there's any volunteers to walk 10 miles 98 00:06:19.739 --> 00:06:20.781 back to the highway. 99 00:06:23.034 --> 00:06:24.818 All right, well let's let one person stay at the car, 100 00:06:24.868 --> 00:06:27.113 and the rest of us will go look for the cabin. 101 00:06:27.163 --> 00:06:28.990 Maybe they have a land line. 102 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.534 - Here's my idea, why don't we all stay at the car 103 00:06:31.584 --> 00:06:33.744 and you go look for the cabin? 104 00:06:33.794 --> 00:06:36.038 - Aren't we near Camp Blood? 105 00:06:36.088 --> 00:06:37.582 - Camp Blood? 106 00:06:37.632 --> 00:06:40.293 I saw a sign that says Camp McGa. 107 00:06:40.343 --> 00:06:42.336 - Camp Blood sounds like way spookier. 108 00:06:42.386 --> 00:06:44.172 - Yeah, it's a legend. 109 00:06:44.222 --> 00:06:46.798 Some serial killer dresses up like a clown 110 00:06:46.848 --> 00:06:48.968 and kills people in the woods. 111 00:06:49.018 --> 00:06:51.679 We passed a sign for it. 112 00:06:51.729 --> 00:06:53.139 - This just keeps getting better. 113 00:06:53.189 --> 00:06:55.099 - Camp Blood is a ridiculous urban legend. 114 00:06:55.149 --> 00:06:56.684 - Wouldn't that be a rural legend? 115 00:06:56.734 --> 00:06:59.020 - Whatever. 116 00:06:59.070 --> 00:07:00.563 Not exactly sure where this cabin is, 117 00:07:00.613 --> 00:07:02.315 so it may take the four of us 118 00:07:02.365 --> 00:07:06.694 moving in four slightly different directions to find it. 119 00:07:06.744 --> 00:07:09.280 So I say let's get moving before it gets dark. 120 00:07:09.330 --> 00:07:10.781 - I'll stay here. 121 00:07:10.831 --> 00:07:13.493 Lock the doors if spooky things happen. 122 00:07:13.543 --> 00:07:15.369 You guys go do your thing. 123 00:07:15.419 --> 00:07:16.913 - I'm going where Ashley's going, she's my bestie. 124 00:07:16.963 --> 00:07:19.290 - Yeah, I don't think we have much choice. 125 00:07:19.340 --> 00:07:21.875 Let's do this. 126 00:07:21.926 --> 00:07:24.053 - Wait, what if we get hungry or thirsty or something? 127 00:07:25.721 --> 00:07:26.838 Yay, the snack bag. 128 00:07:26.888 --> 00:07:28.674 - Hey, leave me something. 129 00:07:28.724 --> 00:07:31.969 - There's more stuff to eat and drink in the trunk. 130 00:07:32.019 --> 00:07:33.513 Here's the key. - Thanks. 131 00:07:33.563 --> 00:07:36.140 - I have an extra on in the snack bag. 132 00:07:36.190 --> 00:07:37.190 - Cool. 133 00:07:41.571 --> 00:07:44.240 (ominous music) 134 00:08:01.215 --> 00:08:02.667 Hey, is that ketchup? 135 00:08:02.717 --> 00:08:03.717 - Probably. 136 00:08:06.345 --> 00:08:09.465 - Oh yuck, it definitely doesn't taste like ketchup. 137 00:08:09.515 --> 00:08:12.426 - Oh my god, Brandy, how many times do I have to tell you 138 00:08:12.476 --> 00:08:14.637 not to eat stuff off the ground? 139 00:08:14.687 --> 00:08:17.648 - I don't know, probably like 20 I'd say. 140 00:08:18.899 --> 00:08:21.561 - What are you girls doing here? 141 00:08:21.611 --> 00:08:23.771 - First of all, we're not girls. 142 00:08:23.821 --> 00:08:26.315 And second of all, our car broke down. 143 00:08:26.365 --> 00:08:27.899 Can you help us fix it? 144 00:08:27.950 --> 00:08:30.194 - You all need to leave immediately. 145 00:08:30.244 --> 00:08:33.239 It is not safe here, it's dangerous. 146 00:08:33.289 --> 00:08:35.032 - Are you even listening? 147 00:08:35.082 --> 00:08:36.701 We don't want to be here, our car broke down. 148 00:08:36.751 --> 00:08:37.751 Can you help us? 149 00:08:37.793 --> 00:08:41.581 - You whores! 150 00:08:41.631 --> 00:08:45.293 When he sees how you are dressed, he will kill 151 00:08:45.343 --> 00:08:49.755 every last one of you just like he always does. 152 00:08:49.805 --> 00:08:51.090 - Who? 153 00:08:51.140 --> 00:08:53.009 - The killer clown. 154 00:08:53.059 --> 00:08:57.805 This is Camp Blood, you all should know what that means. 155 00:08:57.855 --> 00:09:00.850 Don't say I didn't warn you. 156 00:09:00.901 --> 00:09:03.311 - Wait, I'm so sorry. 157 00:09:03.361 --> 00:09:05.021 What are you warning us? 158 00:09:05.071 --> 00:09:06.856 - Mock me at your own risk. 159 00:09:06.907 --> 00:09:08.274 You have been warned. 160 00:09:08.324 --> 00:09:10.701 Get out before it's too late! 161 00:09:12.913 --> 00:09:14.697 - That wasn't creepy at all. 162 00:09:14.747 --> 00:09:15.865 - You think? 163 00:09:15.916 --> 00:09:17.950 - Should I run after him? 164 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.912 Maybe he knows something that can help us. 165 00:09:20.962 --> 00:09:23.581 - I'm quite sure he wouldn't help us if he could. 166 00:09:23.631 --> 00:09:24.757 We stick to the plan. 167 00:09:26.050 --> 00:09:28.252 - So which way is this cabin? 168 00:09:28.302 --> 00:09:30.129 - I'm not sure. 169 00:09:30.179 --> 00:09:32.340 If two of us go that way and two of us go this way, 170 00:09:32.390 --> 00:09:34.967 we're sure to find it. 171 00:09:35.017 --> 00:09:36.636 - I call Ashley as a travel buddy. 172 00:09:36.686 --> 00:09:38.012 Yay. 173 00:09:38.062 --> 00:09:40.056 - Okay, so you two go that way. 174 00:09:40.106 --> 00:09:41.891 And if you don't find anything in an hour, 175 00:09:41.942 --> 00:09:45.061 then come back this way and meet us by the ketchup. 176 00:09:45.111 --> 00:09:46.111 - Yuck. 177 00:09:48.990 --> 00:09:51.525 I'm really pretty sure it's not ketchup. 178 00:09:51.575 --> 00:09:54.245 (ominous music) 179 00:10:29.363 --> 00:10:34.368 ♪ I'm so bored and tired of those crazy bitches ♪ 180 00:10:35.578 --> 00:10:39.073 ♪ Someone come pick me up 181 00:10:39.123 --> 00:10:41.792 (ominous music) 182 00:10:49.926 --> 00:10:51.302 - Someone in our woods? 183 00:10:52.261 --> 00:10:54.088 - [Clown] Yes. 184 00:10:54.138 --> 00:10:57.433 - You have Momma's permission to have your fun with them. 185 00:11:00.269 --> 00:11:01.269 Wait. 186 00:11:05.483 --> 00:11:06.943 Come closer, baby. 187 00:11:09.029 --> 00:11:12.490 You like taking care of the trespassers, don't you? 188 00:11:14.158 --> 00:11:15.326 Gets you hot. 189 00:11:32.843 --> 00:11:35.546 You don't understand, my simple one. 190 00:11:35.596 --> 00:11:38.724 No one will ever take care of you like your momma does. 191 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:43.145 Go and get it done. 192 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:45.848 Be back for supper. 193 00:11:45.898 --> 00:11:48.567 (ominous music) 194 00:12:10.006 --> 00:12:12.374 - Oh, don't tell me you need to rest. 195 00:12:12.424 --> 00:12:15.045 I thought you were in the best shape of all the girls. 196 00:12:15.095 --> 00:12:17.964 - Why are you doing this? 197 00:12:18.014 --> 00:12:20.091 - Well, I told you, if we find the cabin, 198 00:12:20.141 --> 00:12:22.052 maybe there's a good chance there's a landline. 199 00:12:22.102 --> 00:12:25.187 - I mean why coach this ridiculous volleyball tournament? 200 00:12:26.147 --> 00:12:27.147 No one's good. 201 00:12:28.899 --> 00:12:30.434 It doesn't work as T&A anymore. 202 00:12:30.484 --> 00:12:32.269 I mean, they dropped the show in Vegas. 203 00:12:32.319 --> 00:12:34.688 And we're headed to, what, Utah? 204 00:12:34.738 --> 00:12:38.192 - Yeah, well the Mormons don't get that much exposure 205 00:12:38.242 --> 00:12:42.914 to the female body, especially not females with good bodies. 206 00:12:44.540 --> 00:12:46.076 And they're willing to pay. 207 00:12:46.126 --> 00:12:48.702 Why, do you have something better to do? 208 00:12:48.752 --> 00:12:50.830 - Renee wants to be the next big singer. 209 00:12:50.880 --> 00:12:52.373 Ashley wants to be a fortune-teller. 210 00:12:52.423 --> 00:12:55.292 - Hm, I didn't know that. 211 00:12:55.342 --> 00:12:58.254 And aren't you gonna be the next big stand-up comic? 212 00:12:58.304 --> 00:13:02.092 - Sure, yeah, I'll just stand up and find that cabin. 213 00:13:02.142 --> 00:13:04.343 - See, that's hilarious. 214 00:13:04.393 --> 00:13:07.721 - Can't wait for the big stage. 215 00:13:07.771 --> 00:13:09.732 Oh man, I'll start working on my Mormon jokes now. 216 00:13:14.236 --> 00:13:17.281 (lighthearted music) 217 00:14:22.222 --> 00:14:24.975 (Clown laughing) 218 00:14:34.608 --> 00:14:36.277 - Guys, is that you? 219 00:14:43.617 --> 00:14:46.037 Holy shit, who the fuck are you? 220 00:14:47.538 --> 00:14:48.580 Get out of here. 221 00:14:49.665 --> 00:14:50.833 I'll hurt you! 222 00:14:53.169 --> 00:14:58.174 Shit! (dramatic music) 223 00:15:12.813 --> 00:15:15.399 (remote beeps) 224 00:15:36.963 --> 00:15:39.798 (Renee screaming) 225 00:15:50.851 --> 00:15:53.520 (ominous music) 226 00:16:07.534 --> 00:16:09.778 - Ow, Coach kicked my butt really hard. 227 00:16:09.828 --> 00:16:11.447 - You tired, Brandy? 228 00:16:11.497 --> 00:16:13.283 - I just wanna go play our game at the beach. 229 00:16:13.333 --> 00:16:14.867 I never signed up for a hike in the woods. 230 00:16:14.918 --> 00:16:17.703 - We'll get there, this is just a setback. 231 00:16:17.753 --> 00:16:20.664 - I wish my mom was here, she'd know what to do. 232 00:16:20.714 --> 00:16:23.209 Oh, I'm sorry, Ash. 233 00:16:23.259 --> 00:16:26.754 - It's okay, it was a long time ago. 234 00:16:26.804 --> 00:16:27.922 I don't really remember her much. 235 00:16:27.972 --> 00:16:30.841 I was four when she disappeared. 236 00:16:30.891 --> 00:16:32.302 - That must have been so hard 237 00:16:32.352 --> 00:16:34.095 not ever knowing what happened to her. 238 00:16:34.145 --> 00:16:37.182 - Yeah, I don't really like to talk about it much. 239 00:16:37.232 --> 00:16:40.392 Oh my god, how'd you get here? 240 00:16:40.442 --> 00:16:44.105 - We must have a psychic link. 241 00:16:44.155 --> 00:16:47.649 - How did I get here, like right here you mean? 242 00:16:47.699 --> 00:16:51.237 Well, our car broke down and then don't you remember? 243 00:16:51.287 --> 00:16:53.739 - No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking to the stranger. 244 00:16:53.789 --> 00:16:54.949 - Derek. 245 00:16:54.999 --> 00:16:57.043 - I'm Ashley, this is Brandy. 246 00:17:01.923 --> 00:17:03.549 Can you help us get out of here? 247 00:17:04.675 --> 00:17:06.377 - [Derek] Afraid not. 248 00:17:06.427 --> 00:17:08.512 I've been dead for about five years now. 249 00:17:10.472 --> 00:17:14.302 - Oh my god, I'm seeing visions again. 250 00:17:14.352 --> 00:17:17.263 - I'm not exactly a vision. 251 00:17:17.313 --> 00:17:18.982 More like a ghost. 252 00:17:22.152 --> 00:17:24.395 - Don't you see this man, Brandy? 253 00:17:24.445 --> 00:17:26.897 He's right here. 254 00:17:26.948 --> 00:17:29.943 - You know, I don't, but maybe he's a ghost. 255 00:17:29.993 --> 00:17:33.371 - See, even she knows I'm a ghost and not a vision. 256 00:17:34.372 --> 00:17:35.415 - What do you want? 257 00:17:36.582 --> 00:17:38.409 - I'm here to warn you. 258 00:17:38.459 --> 00:17:40.702 - Great, take a number. 259 00:17:40.752 --> 00:17:43.081 - What do you mean? 260 00:17:43.131 --> 00:17:44.249 - You're not the first person to warn us 261 00:17:44.299 --> 00:17:45.791 without offering any help. 262 00:17:45.841 --> 00:17:48.627 We need to get out of here. 263 00:17:48.677 --> 00:17:52.015 - Exactly, you need to get out of here. 264 00:17:54.100 --> 00:17:56.427 - Did the ghost tell us how to get out of here? 265 00:17:56.477 --> 00:17:59.097 - No, just that we need to get out of here. 266 00:17:59.147 --> 00:18:01.849 - He doesn't seem like a really useful ghost. 267 00:18:01.899 --> 00:18:03.351 - No. 268 00:18:03.401 --> 00:18:06.520 - Okay, let's find this gosh darn cabin. 269 00:18:06.570 --> 00:18:09.324 (dramatic music) 270 00:18:26.174 --> 00:18:27.666 - Whoa, what's that? 271 00:18:27.716 --> 00:18:29.177 - Someone's following us. 272 00:18:30.761 --> 00:18:32.255 - Wait, you brought a knife with us 273 00:18:32.305 --> 00:18:33.881 to our volleyball tournament in Utah? 274 00:18:33.932 --> 00:18:35.475 - You can never be too careful. 275 00:18:39.895 --> 00:18:40.846 (Melinda screams) 276 00:18:40.896 --> 00:18:42.015 - Hey, easy there, lady. 277 00:18:42.065 --> 00:18:43.557 - Why are you following us? 278 00:18:43.607 --> 00:18:45.185 - You're not that crazy killer clown, are you? 279 00:18:45.235 --> 00:18:47.103 - You guys know about the clown? 280 00:18:47.153 --> 00:18:48.271 - Wait, I thought that was some sort 281 00:18:48.321 --> 00:18:49.355 of fake news kinda thing? 282 00:18:49.405 --> 00:18:50.898 - Fake news? 283 00:18:50.949 --> 00:18:53.026 You two shouldn't be hiking out here. 284 00:18:53.076 --> 00:18:55.694 - We're lost, we're not hiking by choice. 285 00:18:55.744 --> 00:18:57.529 - Do you have a way for us to call for help? 286 00:18:57.579 --> 00:18:59.991 - The name's Fred, I'm a survivalist. 287 00:19:00.041 --> 00:19:03.869 What do you two fine ladies call yourselves? 288 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:05.537 - This is Melinda, and I'm Dolly. 289 00:19:05.587 --> 00:19:07.873 - Why hello, Dolly! 290 00:19:07.924 --> 00:19:09.666 - Wow, I've never heard that one before. 291 00:19:09.716 --> 00:19:11.377 - Can you help us or not? 292 00:19:11.427 --> 00:19:14.047 - I'm here by choice, cut off from the world. 293 00:19:14.097 --> 00:19:16.341 It's a cruel place out there if you know what I mean. 294 00:19:16.391 --> 00:19:20.802 - No, do you have a way to get us out of here or not? 295 00:19:20.852 --> 00:19:22.554 - You sound like a broken record, if you know what I mean. 296 00:19:22.604 --> 00:19:24.974 - Right, I'm a broken record, so I'll say it again. 297 00:19:25.024 --> 00:19:26.142 Can you help us get out of here? 298 00:19:26.192 --> 00:19:28.602 Can you help us get out of here? 299 00:19:28.652 --> 00:19:29.979 - No, you should leave. 300 00:19:30.029 --> 00:19:31.772 - We would if we could. 301 00:19:31.822 --> 00:19:33.066 Are you a little dense? 302 00:19:33.116 --> 00:19:34.943 - Dense? 303 00:19:34.993 --> 00:19:36.402 Well, I have been working out if that's what you mean. 304 00:19:36.452 --> 00:19:37.819 - Do you know how to fix a car? 305 00:19:37.869 --> 00:19:39.405 - What do I look like, a Pep Boy? 306 00:19:39.455 --> 00:19:40.990 - Is that a no? 307 00:19:41.040 --> 00:19:43.076 - That's a big N-O, you comprephend me? 308 00:19:43.126 --> 00:19:47.997 N-O, no fix-a the car-a, sorry. 309 00:19:48.047 --> 00:19:49.082 - Well, do you know if there's a cabin around here? 310 00:19:49.132 --> 00:19:50.250 - With a landline. 311 00:19:50.300 --> 00:19:51.583 - Cabin, did you say cabin? 312 00:19:51.633 --> 00:19:53.127 - Yes. 313 00:19:53.177 --> 00:19:54.128 - You guys should get out of here. 314 00:19:54.178 --> 00:19:55.004 Now get out of here. 315 00:19:55.054 --> 00:19:56.506 Leave! - Wait. 316 00:19:56.556 --> 00:19:57.340 - Get the hell out of here. - Wait! 317 00:19:57.390 --> 00:19:58.799 - Let him go. 318 00:19:58.849 --> 00:20:00.009 Clearly he's not playing with a full deck. 319 00:20:00.059 --> 00:20:02.686 (ominous music) 320 00:20:42.268 --> 00:20:43.311 - Hey, I see a building. 321 00:20:46.272 --> 00:20:47.773 Come on, let's go. 322 00:20:56.865 --> 00:20:58.318 - What is this place? 323 00:20:58.368 --> 00:21:00.411 - I don't know, maybe someone's inside. 324 00:21:01.454 --> 00:21:04.123 (ominous music) 325 00:21:06.667 --> 00:21:08.920 - Hello, is anyone in here? 326 00:21:29.273 --> 00:21:30.273 - Hello? 327 00:22:10.648 --> 00:22:13.401 (dramatic music) 328 00:22:16.946 --> 00:22:19.615 (door slamming) 329 00:22:23.453 --> 00:22:24.946 - [Ashley] Let us out of here. 330 00:22:24.996 --> 00:22:27.156 - I'm so sorry I got us stuck in here, Ashley. 331 00:22:27.206 --> 00:22:29.075 - It's not your fault, Brandy. 332 00:22:29.125 --> 00:22:32.120 - I just thought maybe we'd find someone in here. 333 00:22:32.170 --> 00:22:34.539 - Looks pretty abandoned. 334 00:22:34.589 --> 00:22:38.209 - A band, oh, you think bands play in here? 335 00:22:38.259 --> 00:22:40.128 - Maybe that was the plan when they started. 336 00:22:40.178 --> 00:22:43.506 Not such a great plan unless bands just want to get away 337 00:22:43.556 --> 00:22:45.091 in the wilderness and jam. 338 00:22:45.141 --> 00:22:48.469 - You're so smart, Ashley. 339 00:22:48.519 --> 00:22:51.139 - Not really, I got us stuck in here as much as you did. 340 00:22:51.189 --> 00:22:52.889 - What are we gonna do? 341 00:22:52.940 --> 00:22:54.850 - We'll figure something out. 342 00:22:54.901 --> 00:22:56.852 - Oh, maybe you can do your voodoo thing. 343 00:22:56.903 --> 00:22:59.313 - It's not voodoo, it's parapsychology. 344 00:22:59.363 --> 00:23:00.731 - A para what? 345 00:23:00.781 --> 00:23:02.567 - We'll get out of here. 346 00:23:02.617 --> 00:23:04.735 - I think you should call the ghost again. 347 00:23:04.785 --> 00:23:08.364 - It doesn't work like that. 348 00:23:08.414 --> 00:23:10.616 Hopefully he'll show up with a plan to help us out of here, 349 00:23:10.666 --> 00:23:14.162 but hopefully everyone's okay. 350 00:23:14.212 --> 00:23:16.964 (ominous music) 351 00:23:18.174 --> 00:23:19.967 - Wake up, sleeping beauty. 352 00:23:25.348 --> 00:23:29.227 I'm Sheila, I see you've met my son Clowny. 353 00:23:31.103 --> 00:23:32.846 - You, no! 354 00:23:32.896 --> 00:23:34.265 - What's your name? 355 00:23:34.315 --> 00:23:36.017 - Get me the fuck out of here. 356 00:23:36.067 --> 00:23:37.777 - That's a very unusual name. 357 00:23:40.029 --> 00:23:43.316 Son, how many times have I told you you gotta clean 'em off 358 00:23:43.366 --> 00:23:45.568 before you drag 'em in here on my carpet? 359 00:23:45.618 --> 00:23:46.911 This one's the worst yet. 360 00:23:48.412 --> 00:23:50.198 - Why are you doing this? 361 00:23:50.248 --> 00:23:53.326 - Well, I'm no shrink, but I'm pretty sure the crazy gene 362 00:23:53.376 --> 00:23:55.077 runs in my family. 363 00:23:55.127 --> 00:23:59.248 I've got it, my daddy had it, my son's got it. 364 00:23:59.298 --> 00:24:01.334 You saw that firsthand. 365 00:24:01.384 --> 00:24:04.754 He had a sister, I had her when I was 13. 366 00:24:04.804 --> 00:24:06.631 I don't know where she ended up. 367 00:24:06.681 --> 00:24:08.840 She's the one that got away. 368 00:24:08.890 --> 00:24:13.095 My momma stashed her somewhere before I killed her. 369 00:24:13.145 --> 00:24:17.058 Yeah, I killed my momma, get over it. 370 00:24:17.108 --> 00:24:19.851 Hey, boy, don't get any ideas about killing your momma. 371 00:24:19.902 --> 00:24:22.896 It's only the ladies in the family who get to do that. 372 00:24:22.947 --> 00:24:25.775 - You better let me go right now or my friends are gonna 373 00:24:25.825 --> 00:24:28.452 find me, and they're gonna give you a world of shit! 374 00:24:29.537 --> 00:24:31.531 - World of shit? 375 00:24:31.581 --> 00:24:33.574 I like that expression, 376 00:24:33.624 --> 00:24:36.168 but you're too young to be using those dirty words. 377 00:24:37.670 --> 00:24:39.871 Were there others with this one? 378 00:24:39.922 --> 00:24:41.457 - [Clown] Yes. 379 00:24:41.507 --> 00:24:43.042 - Go after 'em. 380 00:24:43.092 --> 00:24:44.669 Take the handcuffs. 381 00:24:44.719 --> 00:24:46.095 I'll take care of this one. 382 00:24:50.308 --> 00:24:53.594 I'm a grownup, I get to use potty words. 383 00:24:53.644 --> 00:24:56.013 But if I ever hear them coming out of your mouth again, 384 00:24:56.063 --> 00:24:59.350 I'll wash it out with soap or worse. 385 00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:00.518 - Why don't you... 386 00:25:00.568 --> 00:25:02.853 - Choose your words carefully. 387 00:25:02.904 --> 00:25:05.565 - I'm sorry, I won't curse anymore. 388 00:25:05.615 --> 00:25:07.525 - That's a good girl. 389 00:25:07.575 --> 00:25:10.202 - Ghost, are you here? 390 00:25:11.495 --> 00:25:13.281 - Oh my god, you're here. 391 00:25:13.331 --> 00:25:14.907 - Well, of course I'm here, silly. 392 00:25:14.957 --> 00:25:17.118 - No, the ghost is here. 393 00:25:17.168 --> 00:25:18.168 - Where? 394 00:25:18.210 --> 00:25:19.211 - Right next to you. 395 00:25:21.422 --> 00:25:22.422 The other way. 396 00:25:23.799 --> 00:25:26.052 - Can you help us get out of here? 397 00:25:28.888 --> 00:25:30.131 What'd he say? 398 00:25:30.181 --> 00:25:32.883 - Nothing, he's lame. 399 00:25:32.934 --> 00:25:37.680 - I want to help, but I cannot open that door either. 400 00:25:37.730 --> 00:25:39.724 - Can you tell us who he is? 401 00:25:39.774 --> 00:25:43.102 - Not by name, but I can tell you he's bad. 402 00:25:43.152 --> 00:25:46.647 You should avoid him at all costs. 403 00:25:46.697 --> 00:25:48.357 - You aren't very helpful, Derek. 404 00:25:48.407 --> 00:25:50.326 Can you at least tell us where he is? 405 00:25:51.285 --> 00:25:52.453 - I'll go find him. 406 00:25:53.746 --> 00:25:57.083 (creepy carnival music) 407 00:26:22.608 --> 00:26:24.310 - Too bad we didn't get more snacks from Dolly. 408 00:26:24.360 --> 00:26:26.228 I'm getting kinda hungry. 409 00:26:26.278 --> 00:26:28.773 - I wish this door wasn't so solid. 410 00:26:28.823 --> 00:26:31.400 - If you got three wishes, would that be one of them? 411 00:26:31.450 --> 00:26:33.235 I think I'd wish for a tan. 412 00:26:33.285 --> 00:26:35.029 I think I'm too white. 413 00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:36.864 - I wish we could get out of here. 414 00:26:36.915 --> 00:26:40.868 - Yeah, yeah, that's a better wish than getting a tan. 415 00:26:40.919 --> 00:26:43.079 Man, we could get old waiting in here. 416 00:26:43.129 --> 00:26:44.872 I was thinking about having kids someday, and you know 417 00:26:44.923 --> 00:26:47.750 that'd be really hard if we're stuck in here for years. 418 00:26:47.800 --> 00:26:49.920 - We won't be stuck in here for years. 419 00:26:49.970 --> 00:26:51.587 - How do you know that? 420 00:26:51.637 --> 00:26:53.881 - Well, without food or water, 421 00:26:53.932 --> 00:26:56.058 if we don't get this door open... 422 00:26:56.977 --> 00:26:57.977 - What? 423 00:26:58.937 --> 00:27:00.805 - We will get out of here. 424 00:27:00.855 --> 00:27:03.307 - Maybe that crazy clown guy will come and open the door. 425 00:27:03.357 --> 00:27:05.977 - Do you really believe that Camp Blood legend? 426 00:27:06.027 --> 00:27:07.812 - Okay, I heard from Cindy Davis 427 00:27:07.862 --> 00:27:10.189 that her mother's sister's niece once went hiking 428 00:27:10.239 --> 00:27:14.777 up around here and was never heard from again, so. 429 00:27:14.827 --> 00:27:17.488 - I heard she didn't really like her family. 430 00:27:17.538 --> 00:27:19.908 Maybe she was trying to get away from them. 431 00:27:19.958 --> 00:27:21.742 - You shouldn't say that. 432 00:27:21.792 --> 00:27:23.536 Okay, your mom didn't just leave you when you were four. 433 00:27:23.586 --> 00:27:24.996 She wouldn't. 434 00:27:25.046 --> 00:27:26.872 - I don't really remember my mom much. 435 00:27:26.923 --> 00:27:28.416 - Isn't that crazy? 436 00:27:28.466 --> 00:27:30.376 We've known each other since we were four. 437 00:27:30.426 --> 00:27:31.794 I remember your mom. 438 00:27:31.844 --> 00:27:33.879 I think she came around here. 439 00:27:33.930 --> 00:27:36.007 She liked to hike or something. 440 00:27:36.057 --> 00:27:38.175 Something happened to her, trust me. 441 00:27:38.225 --> 00:27:40.261 She wouldn't just leave you. 442 00:27:40.311 --> 00:27:41.854 I know I wouldn't leave you. 443 00:27:43.105 --> 00:27:44.056 You look sad. 444 00:27:44.106 --> 00:27:45.599 Don't be sad, okay? 445 00:27:45.649 --> 00:27:47.476 We're gonna find a way out of here. 446 00:27:47.526 --> 00:27:49.353 You know, I know he doesn't seem very useful, but I think 447 00:27:49.403 --> 00:27:52.773 that ghost is gonna come and just get us out of here soon. 448 00:27:52.823 --> 00:27:56.160 (creepy carnival music) 449 00:28:10.800 --> 00:28:14.378 - Okay, okay if someone comes in and he's bad, 450 00:28:14.428 --> 00:28:15.713 we need to have a plan. 451 00:28:15.763 --> 00:28:17.339 - What do you mean bad? 452 00:28:17.389 --> 00:28:19.175 - If he wants to hurt us. 453 00:28:19.225 --> 00:28:21.343 - You think the clown wants to hurt us? 454 00:28:21.393 --> 00:28:23.179 - I don't know, maybe. 455 00:28:23.229 --> 00:28:26.223 If this person comes in and he has a knife or an ax 456 00:28:26.273 --> 00:28:30.227 or something, we need to be prepared for that. 457 00:28:30.277 --> 00:28:32.063 - Okay, clowns don't usually carry axes, silly. 458 00:28:32.113 --> 00:28:33.606 They usually have those horns 459 00:28:33.656 --> 00:28:35.316 or those flowers that spray water everywhere. 460 00:28:35.366 --> 00:28:36.817 - I don't know. 461 00:28:36.867 --> 00:28:38.360 Let's imagine for a second that this person 462 00:28:38.410 --> 00:28:41.113 does have an ax or some kind of weapon. 463 00:28:41.163 --> 00:28:43.240 You lure him into that corner, okay? 464 00:28:43.290 --> 00:28:46.702 And I'll knock him over the head, then we can both run out. 465 00:28:46.752 --> 00:28:49.413 - What do you mean lure? 466 00:28:49.463 --> 00:28:53.501 - Do something sexy to get him to come to you. 467 00:28:53.551 --> 00:28:55.419 - Something sexy, like this? 468 00:28:55.469 --> 00:28:57.088 (upbeat music) 469 00:28:57.138 --> 00:28:59.548 - Maybe try shaking your butt a bit more. 470 00:28:59.598 --> 00:29:01.842 - Okay. 471 00:29:01.892 --> 00:29:03.427 This is called twerking. 472 00:29:03.477 --> 00:29:05.513 Oh, I love twerking, I could do this all day. 473 00:29:05.563 --> 00:29:07.974 Do you think clowns like twerking? 474 00:29:08.024 --> 00:29:10.276 - I'm sure all clowns like twerking. 475 00:29:13.071 --> 00:29:14.022 What'd you find out? 476 00:29:14.072 --> 00:29:16.066 - That I love twerking. 477 00:29:16.116 --> 00:29:17.399 - No, no, no, Derek is here. 478 00:29:17.449 --> 00:29:20.194 - The clown is on his way. 479 00:29:20.244 --> 00:29:23.405 My presence is slipping way though. 480 00:29:23.455 --> 00:29:24.895 I don't know how long I can help you. 481 00:29:27.501 --> 00:29:28.752 - Okay, Brandy? 482 00:29:30.046 --> 00:29:30.997 - Huh? 483 00:29:31.047 --> 00:29:32.999 - It's all up to us now. 484 00:29:33.049 --> 00:29:34.000 - Okay. 485 00:29:34.050 --> 00:29:37.219 (creepy carnival music) 486 00:29:47.396 --> 00:29:50.307 Hey, Mr. Clown, look at me, I'm sexy. 487 00:29:50.357 --> 00:29:52.143 (blow thudding) 488 00:29:52.193 --> 00:29:53.777 - Run, Brandy, run! 489 00:30:11.879 --> 00:30:14.665 - Ashley, I can't leave you. 490 00:30:14.715 --> 00:30:16.792 - You're never getting out of here. 491 00:30:16.842 --> 00:30:19.678 You're locked in here just like me. 492 00:30:20.846 --> 00:30:22.673 And guess what? 493 00:30:22.723 --> 00:30:24.926 My friend is gonna come back here with the police, 494 00:30:24.976 --> 00:30:27.303 and you will be locked up behind bars 495 00:30:27.353 --> 00:30:31.398 for the rest of your life or worse. 496 00:30:33.026 --> 00:30:34.818 - [Clown] I know your face. 497 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.230 - What? 498 00:30:38.280 --> 00:30:39.815 You don't know me. 499 00:30:39.865 --> 00:30:43.452 - [Clown] My father killed your mother. 500 00:30:45.329 --> 00:30:46.664 Face same as hers. 501 00:30:48.124 --> 00:30:50.043 I know your face. 502 00:30:51.502 --> 00:30:53.662 - It's crazy that... 503 00:30:53.712 --> 00:30:54.712 You're crazy! 504 00:31:02.513 --> 00:31:04.473 - [Clown] I go kill your friend now. 505 00:31:06.809 --> 00:31:09.561 (dramatic music) 506 00:31:56.734 --> 00:31:58.069 - Don't let the door close. 507 00:32:03.158 --> 00:32:04.775 What are you doing here? 508 00:32:04.825 --> 00:32:06.236 - I couldn't just leave you here. 509 00:32:06.286 --> 00:32:07.820 - I told you to go get help. 510 00:32:07.870 --> 00:32:09.363 - If I think long enough, 511 00:32:09.413 --> 00:32:10.489 maybe I'll just come up with something. 512 00:32:10.539 --> 00:32:12.366 - Go. 513 00:32:12.416 --> 00:32:13.534 - You don't think that I can come up with a plan that, 514 00:32:13.584 --> 00:32:15.120 I don't know, saves both of us? 515 00:32:15.170 --> 00:32:16.955 I mean, I know people think that I'm stupid, 516 00:32:17.005 --> 00:32:21.126 but well I'm not quite sure what I was gonna say. 517 00:32:21.176 --> 00:32:23.419 - I'm counting on you, Brandy. 518 00:32:23.469 --> 00:32:24.470 - Okay, I can do it. 519 00:32:31.227 --> 00:32:32.636 For good luck. 520 00:32:32.686 --> 00:32:33.687 - Thank you. 521 00:32:40.694 --> 00:32:43.447 (dramatic music) 522 00:33:09.182 --> 00:33:10.591 Did Brandy get away? 523 00:33:10.641 --> 00:33:13.178 - Yes, I saw her leave. 524 00:33:13.228 --> 00:33:15.013 She made it out. 525 00:33:15.063 --> 00:33:18.724 - Okay, I know this is a big ask, but can you please 526 00:33:18.774 --> 00:33:22.103 follow Brandy and let me know how she does? 527 00:33:22.153 --> 00:33:24.147 - I can't get too far from someone 528 00:33:24.197 --> 00:33:28.151 who doesn't have a connection to the afterlife. 529 00:33:28.201 --> 00:33:31.362 No offense, but Brandy does barely have a connection 530 00:33:31.412 --> 00:33:34.240 to this present life. 531 00:33:34.290 --> 00:33:37.493 - Just see what you can do, please? 532 00:33:37.543 --> 00:33:39.129 - For you, I will try. 533 00:33:42.798 --> 00:33:45.301 (eerie music) 534 00:35:19.145 --> 00:35:20.471 - I lost you, Clown. 535 00:35:20.521 --> 00:35:22.015 I'm the brave one. 536 00:35:22.065 --> 00:35:23.433 I'm the one who's gonna rescue my best friend. 537 00:35:23.483 --> 00:35:28.446 (Brandy screams) (flesh squishes) 538 00:35:31.157 --> 00:35:33.910 (Brandy gagging) 539 00:35:49.841 --> 00:35:52.594 (Clown laughing) 540 00:36:05.732 --> 00:36:06.732 - Hey, Dolly. 541 00:36:08.860 --> 00:36:11.813 - I prefer you call me Coach. 542 00:36:11.863 --> 00:36:14.033 - Can I have some of that water, Coach? 543 00:36:28.923 --> 00:36:30.666 I have pretty good instincts, 544 00:36:30.716 --> 00:36:34.212 and I have a bad feeling about this. 545 00:36:34.262 --> 00:36:37.756 - Don't tell me you believe that Camp Blood crap. 546 00:36:37.806 --> 00:36:43.471 - Our car broke down in the woods, we don't have reception, 547 00:36:43.521 --> 00:36:47.308 we split up, it just seems like a bad formula. 548 00:36:47.358 --> 00:36:49.643 - Don't worry, we'll be playing in that tournament 549 00:36:49.693 --> 00:36:50.987 before it gets dark. 550 00:36:53.697 --> 00:36:55.899 - Come on and eat your applesauce, dear. 551 00:36:55.950 --> 00:36:57.443 - I'm not hungry. 552 00:36:57.493 --> 00:37:00.612 - You know it's no good disobeying me. 553 00:37:00.662 --> 00:37:02.156 - Ow, stop it, you freak. 554 00:37:02.206 --> 00:37:05.243 - I ought to get the belt, get my freak on. 555 00:37:05.293 --> 00:37:07.170 - Fine, I'll eat your applesauce. 556 00:37:10.672 --> 00:37:12.292 - It's good, right? 557 00:37:12.342 --> 00:37:13.342 - Yes. 558 00:37:15.178 --> 00:37:16.921 - I made it myself. 559 00:37:16.971 --> 00:37:18.256 - It looks like you bought... 560 00:37:18.306 --> 00:37:20.133 - It looks like what? 561 00:37:20.183 --> 00:37:21.968 - I mean it looks like you make 562 00:37:22.018 --> 00:37:24.678 really good homemade applesauce is what I was going to say. 563 00:37:24.728 --> 00:37:29.517 - With a little training, you could be such a good girl. 564 00:37:29.567 --> 00:37:31.685 I really miss not having a daughter. 565 00:37:31.735 --> 00:37:36.107 My boy can be such a chowderhead, wouldn't you agree? 566 00:37:36.157 --> 00:37:39.027 - I don't really know how to respond to that. 567 00:37:39.077 --> 00:37:40.403 - Want to make out? 568 00:37:40.453 --> 00:37:41.988 - What? 569 00:37:42.038 --> 00:37:43.747 - Quick flash, heat check. 570 00:37:45.083 --> 00:37:47.327 Woo! 571 00:37:47.377 --> 00:37:50.621 Have you ever heard about Camp Blood? 572 00:37:50.671 --> 00:37:53.458 - I guess the other girls were talking about it. 573 00:37:53.508 --> 00:37:54.508 - Girls? 574 00:37:56.052 --> 00:37:57.920 - Tell me more about Camp Blood. 575 00:37:57.970 --> 00:37:59.880 - My son will take care of the other girls 576 00:37:59.931 --> 00:38:03.759 while I tell you about Camp Blood. 577 00:38:03.809 --> 00:38:07.679 It all started with my man, my boy's daddy. 578 00:38:07.729 --> 00:38:10.224 He liked to put on clown makeup 579 00:38:10.274 --> 00:38:13.810 and kill trespassers in our woods. 580 00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:16.022 My son, he couldn't figure out how 581 00:38:16.072 --> 00:38:19.317 to put on the clown makeup, so he just wears a mask. 582 00:38:19.367 --> 00:38:21.319 But that doesn't make him any less of a man 583 00:38:21.369 --> 00:38:24.163 than it did his daddy, or maybe it does. 584 00:38:25.373 --> 00:38:27.033 - Is he gonna kill me? 585 00:38:27.083 --> 00:38:29.660 - Not as long as you amuse me. 586 00:38:29.710 --> 00:38:32.372 I haven't had a girlfriend in a while. 587 00:38:32.422 --> 00:38:34.957 You're getting the first tryout. 588 00:38:35.007 --> 00:38:36.592 It's been a long time. 589 00:38:38.344 --> 00:38:40.754 - What's he gonna do with the others? 590 00:38:40.804 --> 00:38:43.807 - [Sheila] Well, that will be up to him now, won't it? 591 00:38:53.943 --> 00:38:56.104 - Can we please stop? 592 00:38:56.154 --> 00:38:58.439 - Come on, we gotta keep going. 593 00:38:58.489 --> 00:39:00.024 We can find it. 594 00:39:00.074 --> 00:39:02.952 - My feet hurt, I'm tired, it's cold. 595 00:39:03.953 --> 00:39:05.737 Please. 596 00:39:05.787 --> 00:39:07.615 - I know it is, but we're gonna be stuck out here all night 597 00:39:07.665 --> 00:39:10.876 if we don't find it, and I know it was around here. 598 00:39:12.378 --> 00:39:14.255 Come on, buck up. 599 00:39:16.132 --> 00:39:18.468 - Fine. - Hey, wait a minute. 600 00:39:19.510 --> 00:39:21.512 I think I see something. 601 00:39:34.150 --> 00:39:35.393 - Do we knock? 602 00:39:35.443 --> 00:39:37.894 - I suppose. 603 00:39:37.945 --> 00:39:39.689 - What if there's a killer clown inside? 604 00:39:39.739 --> 00:39:42.733 - Well maybe it's just that crazy guy we ran into. 605 00:39:42.783 --> 00:39:44.243 - Oh, well that's comforting. 606 00:39:46.704 --> 00:39:48.573 (Melinda knocking) 607 00:39:48.623 --> 00:39:49.623 - Who is it? 608 00:39:50.625 --> 00:39:52.160 Oh, it's you two again. 609 00:39:52.210 --> 00:39:54.245 - We asked you about the cabin earlier. 610 00:39:54.295 --> 00:39:56.080 - Yeah, you didn't tell us it was yours. 611 00:39:56.130 --> 00:39:58.583 - That's the point, I didn't tell you anything. 612 00:39:58.633 --> 00:39:59.833 You know what I mean? 613 00:39:59.883 --> 00:40:01.335 - Are you gonna let us in? 614 00:40:01.385 --> 00:40:02.420 - Well, maybe if you promise not to whip out 615 00:40:02.470 --> 00:40:04.255 that big knife again. 616 00:40:04.305 --> 00:40:05.797 Oh, I'm sorry, that sounded dirty. 617 00:40:05.847 --> 00:40:07.849 Come on in, ladies, come on, come on. 618 00:40:16.567 --> 00:40:22.440 Oh, there's a few challenges of being a survivalist 619 00:40:22.490 --> 00:40:25.526 if you know what I mean. 620 00:40:25.576 --> 00:40:28.488 - Well, he was right about one thing, no landline. 621 00:40:28.538 --> 00:40:32.492 - In case I didn't introduce myself, the name's Fred. 622 00:40:32.542 --> 00:40:35.203 I'm a poet and I didn't know it. 623 00:40:35.253 --> 00:40:37.580 What do you two fine fillies call yourselves? 624 00:40:37.630 --> 00:40:39.957 - Fillies? 625 00:40:40.007 --> 00:40:42.126 - No wonder you're out here all alone. 626 00:40:42.176 --> 00:40:43.753 - I think we told you when we first met, 627 00:40:43.803 --> 00:40:45.837 this is Melinda and I'm Dolly. 628 00:40:45.887 --> 00:40:48.090 - Oh, why hello, Dolly. 629 00:40:48.140 --> 00:40:50.593 I'm sorry, I'm a little forgetful sometimes 630 00:40:50.643 --> 00:40:52.261 if you know what I mean. 631 00:40:52.311 --> 00:40:54.805 - You can't really help us, can you? 632 00:40:54.855 --> 00:40:56.807 - What do you know about that Camp Blood story? 633 00:40:56.857 --> 00:40:58.643 You said it was real. 634 00:40:58.693 --> 00:41:00.603 - I've lived out here since I was a little kid. 635 00:41:00.653 --> 00:41:02.733 I managed to stay out of the way of the makeup clown. 636 00:41:02.780 --> 00:41:04.732 Now I manage to stay out of the way of the mask clown. 637 00:41:04.782 --> 00:41:07.527 We stay out of each other's way if you know what I mean. 638 00:41:07.577 --> 00:41:09.779 - Do you know if the newer clown has a mother? 639 00:41:09.829 --> 00:41:12.198 - As far as I know, everybody has a mother. 640 00:41:12.248 --> 00:41:13.199 - Have you seen her? 641 00:41:13.249 --> 00:41:14.784 - Here and there maybe. 642 00:41:14.834 --> 00:41:16.118 - Tell me everything you know about her. 643 00:41:16.168 --> 00:41:17.662 - Why? 644 00:41:17.712 --> 00:41:18.829 - I need you to tell me everything 645 00:41:18.879 --> 00:41:20.331 you know about her right now. 646 00:41:20.381 --> 00:41:21.791 - All right, all right, easy, I'll tell you. 647 00:41:21.841 --> 00:41:23.334 This is my best shirt. 648 00:41:23.384 --> 00:41:25.753 I'd wear this to church if I went. 649 00:41:25.803 --> 00:41:26.921 - The mother. 650 00:41:26.971 --> 00:41:28.589 - Yeah, she's kinda pretty. 651 00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:30.925 I've seen her here and there in the woods. 652 00:41:30.975 --> 00:41:32.510 - What's so funny? 653 00:41:32.560 --> 00:41:34.345 - I've seen her out in the woods peeing. 654 00:41:34.395 --> 00:41:36.514 I've also seen her out there making a number two. 655 00:41:36.564 --> 00:41:38.307 - What does she look like? 656 00:41:38.357 --> 00:41:39.850 - Well, she's pretty. 657 00:41:39.901 --> 00:41:41.561 She looks kinda like you but with blonde hair. 658 00:41:41.611 --> 00:41:44.188 - She looks like Dolly? 659 00:41:44.238 --> 00:41:45.773 - He probably thinks all females look alike. 660 00:41:45.823 --> 00:41:47.525 - That's not true. 661 00:41:47.575 --> 00:41:49.443 - If he doesn't have a landline, we should be going. 662 00:41:49.493 --> 00:41:51.821 - Listen, it's far too dark and dangerous out now. 663 00:41:51.871 --> 00:41:53.406 You guys should stay here for the night 664 00:41:53.456 --> 00:41:55.408 and go out in the morning when it's safe. 665 00:41:55.458 --> 00:41:57.285 - Do you know where she lives? 666 00:41:57.335 --> 00:41:59.579 - Why do you want to know so much about this lady? 667 00:41:59.629 --> 00:42:01.622 - Maybe she has a landline. 668 00:42:01.672 --> 00:42:04.041 - As far as I know, she's got a house near the edge 669 00:42:04.091 --> 00:42:06.168 of the woods, but it's far too dark out. 670 00:42:06.218 --> 00:42:07.545 You're never gonna find it. 671 00:42:07.595 --> 00:42:09.088 - I say we go back to the car 672 00:42:09.138 --> 00:42:12.174 and try something else when it's light out. 673 00:42:12.224 --> 00:42:13.634 - I'm gonna go try to find the house. 674 00:42:13.684 --> 00:42:15.469 I don't care what you do. 675 00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:17.400 - At least let me get you guys some flashlights. 676 00:42:17.438 --> 00:42:19.807 - Great, that would be appreciated. 677 00:42:19.857 --> 00:42:22.101 - Wait a minute, they're out in the shed. 678 00:42:22.151 --> 00:42:23.269 - Where's the shed? 679 00:42:23.319 --> 00:42:24.770 - It's about a mile that way. 680 00:42:24.820 --> 00:42:25.771 I'll go get 'em, you guys stay here. 681 00:42:25.821 --> 00:42:26.822 - [Melinda] Hey, wait. 682 00:42:28.324 --> 00:42:30.902 - I guess we can wait until he gets back. 683 00:42:30.952 --> 00:42:32.820 - Stay there, guys, I'm gonna go. 684 00:42:32.870 --> 00:42:35.531 I'll be back, I'll be back. 685 00:42:35.581 --> 00:42:38.200 I got two beautiful ladies in my cabin 686 00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:39.710 and I'm getting a flashlight. 687 00:42:41.253 --> 00:42:44.590 (creepy carnival music) 688 00:43:04.151 --> 00:43:05.611 - Did you find Brandy? 689 00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:09.941 What is wrong with you? 690 00:43:09.991 --> 00:43:11.859 - [Clown] What's wrong with you? 691 00:43:11.910 --> 00:43:13.986 - Did you really see my mother? 692 00:43:14.036 --> 00:43:16.872 - [Clown] She was very pretty like you. 693 00:43:18.207 --> 00:43:20.368 I was sad when... 694 00:43:20.418 --> 00:43:24.246 - You were sad when what? 695 00:43:24.296 --> 00:43:28.167 - [Clown] She said something before my father... 696 00:43:28.217 --> 00:43:29.737 - What did your father do to my mother? 697 00:43:33.848 --> 00:43:37.426 Is that what you do, hurt people? 698 00:43:37.476 --> 00:43:40.554 Was my mother nice to you? 699 00:43:40.604 --> 00:43:43.816 You can be nice to me just like my mother was nice to you. 700 00:43:45.359 --> 00:43:47.561 You can let me out of this thing. 701 00:43:47.611 --> 00:43:48.696 Where's your father? 702 00:43:49.864 --> 00:43:53.150 - [Clown] Gone, he gone. 703 00:43:53.200 --> 00:43:56.487 - Do you live by yourself? 704 00:43:56.537 --> 00:43:59.532 - [Clown] My mother, she teach me. 705 00:43:59.582 --> 00:44:02.159 - Your mother's here, where? 706 00:44:02.209 --> 00:44:03.377 - [Clown] At the house. 707 00:44:04.545 --> 00:44:05.956 She love me. 708 00:44:06.006 --> 00:44:08.332 - Does your mother know what you're doing? 709 00:44:08.382 --> 00:44:11.377 - [Clown] My mother teach me. 710 00:44:11.427 --> 00:44:12.887 - What did my mother say to you? 711 00:44:14.513 --> 00:44:16.925 Do you remember what my mother said to you 712 00:44:16.975 --> 00:44:18.718 all those years ago? 713 00:44:18.768 --> 00:44:22.313 - [Clown] I remember what she said to my papa. 714 00:44:23.898 --> 00:44:27.393 - What did she say to your papa? 715 00:44:27.443 --> 00:44:30.104 - [Clown] Don't hurt me, I have a little daughter. 716 00:44:30.154 --> 00:44:32.398 She needs me. 717 00:44:32.448 --> 00:44:34.985 - What did you do to Brandy? 718 00:44:35.035 --> 00:44:37.578 - [Clown] Same as always. 719 00:44:39.080 --> 00:44:41.407 - What, say it! 720 00:44:41.457 --> 00:44:44.076 (Clown laughs) 721 00:44:44.126 --> 00:44:46.287 (punch thudding) 722 00:44:46.337 --> 00:44:49.090 (dramatic music) 723 00:46:22.892 --> 00:46:24.718 - I'm not gonna wait here much longer. 724 00:46:24.768 --> 00:46:27.013 I mean, it's gonna take a while before Fred gets back. 725 00:46:27.063 --> 00:46:29.765 - You're gonna walk in the woods when can't even see? 726 00:46:29.815 --> 00:46:33.477 - Yeah, I need to find that house he was talking about. 727 00:46:33.527 --> 00:46:36.522 - Why are you so obsessed with this house and the clown? 728 00:46:36.572 --> 00:46:37.690 - I don't know what you're talking about. 729 00:46:37.740 --> 00:46:38.860 - Oh, come on, just tell me. 730 00:46:38.909 --> 00:46:41.277 What difference would it make? 731 00:46:41.327 --> 00:46:42.327 - I suppose you're right. 732 00:46:42.369 --> 00:46:46.240 Okay, I'll tell you. 733 00:46:46.290 --> 00:46:48.701 A while ago I found out a little secret about myself. 734 00:46:48.751 --> 00:46:52.413 For years, I've been struggling with my apathy. 735 00:46:52.463 --> 00:46:55.166 I mean, I didn't care if people lived or died 736 00:46:55.216 --> 00:46:56.876 or felt pain or not. 737 00:46:56.927 --> 00:46:59.045 I mean, I thought something was wrong with me, 738 00:46:59.095 --> 00:47:02.673 but I found out it was genetics. 739 00:47:02.723 --> 00:47:05.093 - Wait, are you saying you're related to that clown? 740 00:47:05.143 --> 00:47:07.428 - Yeah, I traced it back. 741 00:47:07.478 --> 00:47:14.226 I was abandoned as a baby, left here to die in these woods. 742 00:47:14.276 --> 00:47:16.312 But somebody found me and took me to social services, 743 00:47:16.362 --> 00:47:18.982 and then I grew up in the system. 744 00:47:19.032 --> 00:47:20.524 - All right, I've heard enough, I'm out of here. 745 00:47:20.574 --> 00:47:22.776 - Hey, you wanted to hear this, so listen. 746 00:47:22.826 --> 00:47:24.905 Feels good to get it off my chest. 747 00:47:24.955 --> 00:47:27.790 - Come on, this isn't you, Dolly. 748 00:47:29.500 --> 00:47:33.121 All right, all right, I'm listening. 749 00:47:33.171 --> 00:47:35.123 - I always knew I had a destiny. 750 00:47:35.173 --> 00:47:37.833 And when I found the social worker who told me about 751 00:47:37.883 --> 00:47:42.630 being abandoned in the woods, it all clicked for me. 752 00:47:42.680 --> 00:47:45.507 My destiny is to find the woman who left me to die 753 00:47:45.557 --> 00:47:48.053 in the woods and to get my revenge. 754 00:47:48.103 --> 00:47:49.595 And I looked up her file. 755 00:47:49.645 --> 00:47:51.764 She has a son, the murdering clown. 756 00:47:51.814 --> 00:47:53.899 He dies too. 757 00:47:55.986 --> 00:47:57.811 - All right, that's nice for you and all, 758 00:47:57.861 --> 00:48:00.898 but I'm not really any part of this. 759 00:48:00.949 --> 00:48:02.033 It's a great story. 760 00:48:02.951 --> 00:48:04.777 I feel for you. 761 00:48:04.827 --> 00:48:07.989 But please just step aside and let me get out of here, 762 00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.491 and I'll keep this all to myself. 763 00:48:10.541 --> 00:48:11.834 - I can't do that. 764 00:48:14.295 --> 00:48:15.922 - Oh, Fred, you're back finally. 765 00:48:17.007 --> 00:48:19.758 (dramatic music) 766 00:48:23.304 --> 00:48:26.382 Dolly, come on, you don't have to do this. 767 00:48:26.432 --> 00:48:29.677 You're my friend, you're my coach. 768 00:48:29.727 --> 00:48:31.845 You're supposed to look out for me. 769 00:48:31.895 --> 00:48:34.682 - Sorry, I quit, I'm not a coach. 770 00:48:34.732 --> 00:48:36.350 And you know what that means? 771 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.144 - That you suck. 772 00:48:38.194 --> 00:48:41.605 - No, that's not what it means, but you'll get the point. 773 00:48:41.655 --> 00:48:43.191 (dramatic music) 774 00:48:43.241 --> 00:48:47.954 (flesh squishing) (Melinda screams) 775 00:48:55.753 --> 00:48:57.663 - It looks like someone got a little head. 776 00:48:57.713 --> 00:48:59.165 I'm jealous. 777 00:48:59.215 --> 00:49:01.209 - Oh my god, you're not crazy too, are you? 778 00:49:01.259 --> 00:49:03.552 - Crazy, I'm the one who just saved your life. 779 00:49:05.221 --> 00:49:07.339 - Thank you. 780 00:49:07.389 --> 00:49:10.218 - Here's the flashlight I promised you. 781 00:49:10.268 --> 00:49:11.970 Where are you gonna go anyway? 782 00:49:12.020 --> 00:49:14.264 - Back to the car, hopefully find the others. 783 00:49:14.314 --> 00:49:15.514 Do you have a car? 784 00:49:15.564 --> 00:49:16.515 - What do I need a car for? 785 00:49:16.565 --> 00:49:18.059 I don't need one. 786 00:49:18.109 --> 00:49:19.560 - What about when you take your tips to town? 787 00:49:19.610 --> 00:49:22.022 - I walk into town, it's only like 10 miles. 788 00:49:22.072 --> 00:49:24.857 You can walk in the morning when it's light out if you want. 789 00:49:24.908 --> 00:49:26.943 - Renee has a set of keys at the car. 790 00:49:26.993 --> 00:49:28.819 We can lock ourselves in until it's light out. 791 00:49:28.869 --> 00:49:30.863 Hopefully the others are back by now. 792 00:49:30.914 --> 00:49:34.284 Oh god, they will not believe what happened to Dolly. 793 00:49:34.334 --> 00:49:36.244 Hey, thank you for your help. 794 00:49:36.294 --> 00:49:38.704 - Well, I can walk you to your car if you'd like. 795 00:49:38.754 --> 00:49:41.216 I mean, it's not like I'm weird or anything. 796 00:49:43.884 --> 00:49:47.846 Well, maybe I'm a little weird, but I'm harmless. 797 00:49:49.681 --> 00:49:51.259 Well, I mean unless is trying to kill 798 00:49:51.309 --> 00:49:52.851 my best friend, right Melanie? 799 00:49:54.104 --> 00:49:55.554 - I'm Melinda. 800 00:49:55.604 --> 00:49:57.723 - I mean, well maybe we're not best friends, 801 00:49:57.773 --> 00:50:00.018 but I mean I'm probably the only person today 802 00:50:00.068 --> 00:50:02.070 that actually saved your life. 803 00:50:03.612 --> 00:50:05.773 - Yeah, okay, thank you. 804 00:50:05.823 --> 00:50:07.325 I could use the company. 805 00:50:10.411 --> 00:50:12.738 - So what's your favorite color panties? 806 00:50:12.788 --> 00:50:15.416 (ominous music) 807 00:50:19.586 --> 00:50:22.873 - Pretty nice boobs for a momma, huh? 808 00:50:22.924 --> 00:50:24.918 - Yes, they're very nice. 809 00:50:24.968 --> 00:50:26.593 - I'll bet you want to touch 'em. 810 00:50:28.263 --> 00:50:30.006 - I can't, my wrists are tied. 811 00:50:30.056 --> 00:50:31.507 (smack cracking) 812 00:50:31.557 --> 00:50:33.759 - Don't you try to trick me, young lady. 813 00:50:33.809 --> 00:50:39.807 I'm not untying you, not yet, not until I can trust you. 814 00:50:39.857 --> 00:50:43.435 - I won't run, you can believe me. 815 00:50:43.485 --> 00:50:46.940 - Well, I really like to get to know a girl first anyway. 816 00:50:46.990 --> 00:50:49.242 Why don't you tell me about yourself? 817 00:50:50.368 --> 00:50:53.905 - Well, my name's Renee. 818 00:50:53.955 --> 00:50:56.698 - That's a very pretty name. 819 00:50:56.748 --> 00:50:59.919 Don't walk away, Renee. (Laughs) 820 00:51:03.630 --> 00:51:05.041 - I like to sing. 821 00:51:05.091 --> 00:51:06.960 - You want to be a singer? 822 00:51:07.010 --> 00:51:10.671 - Yes, if I can, that's what I'd like to be. 823 00:51:10.721 --> 00:51:13.465 - Sing me a song. 824 00:51:13.515 --> 00:51:16.760 - Well, I could if I could stand up. 825 00:51:16.810 --> 00:51:18.972 - Don't you mess with me, young lady. 826 00:51:19.022 --> 00:51:22.016 You can sing me a song from right there. 827 00:51:22.066 --> 00:51:25.019 Now sing me a song, Renee. 828 00:51:25.069 --> 00:51:26.812 - I don't know what to sing. 829 00:51:26.862 --> 00:51:29.523 - Sing a song about clowns. 830 00:51:29.573 --> 00:51:36.322 No, no, sing a song about my tits. 831 00:51:36.372 --> 00:51:40.584 That's it, you are going to sing a song to my tits. 832 00:51:43.837 --> 00:51:46.082 - Please don't make me do this. 833 00:51:46.132 --> 00:51:48.750 - You're gonna sing a song to my tits 834 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.004 or I'm gonna go get my spiked paddle 835 00:51:51.054 --> 00:51:54.215 and put a hurtin' on that pretty little ass of yours. 836 00:51:54.265 --> 00:51:56.434 Now sing and make it good. 837 00:52:00.146 --> 00:52:04.225 ♪ I put on my gloves and took off my mitts ♪ 838 00:52:04.275 --> 00:52:09.022 ♪ I made up this song with all of my wits ♪ 839 00:52:09.072 --> 00:52:12.566 ♪ It gives this MILF lady real fits ♪ 840 00:52:12.616 --> 00:52:19.240 ♪ 'Cause it's all about her beautiful tits ♪ 841 00:52:19.290 --> 00:52:23.244 - Oh, Renee, that's the most beautiful song I've ever heard. 842 00:52:23.294 --> 00:52:27.332 Nobody's sang a song to my tits before. 843 00:52:27.382 --> 00:52:29.500 I think I was almost gonna cry. 844 00:52:29.550 --> 00:52:31.627 You got talent, Renee. 845 00:52:31.677 --> 00:52:33.463 You might be a keeper. 846 00:52:33.513 --> 00:52:36.182 (ominous music) 847 00:52:40.019 --> 00:52:41.595 - Have you lived in the woods all of your life? 848 00:52:41.645 --> 00:52:43.514 - Pretty much. 849 00:52:43.564 --> 00:52:45.225 Don't you think we can wait a minute and catch our breaths? 850 00:52:45.275 --> 00:52:46.725 - I mean, shouldn't we keep a move on 851 00:52:46.775 --> 00:52:48.269 if there's a killer clown around? 852 00:52:48.319 --> 00:52:50.604 - I'm not sacred, he doesn't mess with me. 853 00:52:50.654 --> 00:52:52.106 His dad doesn't mess with me. 854 00:52:52.156 --> 00:52:55.151 His mom doesn't mess with me. 855 00:52:55.201 --> 00:52:56.693 - Don't you ever get lonely? 856 00:52:56.743 --> 00:52:59.155 - Are you asking me if I've ever had sex? 857 00:52:59.205 --> 00:53:00.781 I mean, of course I've had sex before 858 00:53:00.831 --> 00:53:02.367 if that's what you mean. 859 00:53:02.417 --> 00:53:04.077 - Ew, no, I'm not asking if you've ever had sex. 860 00:53:04.127 --> 00:53:07.956 Just if you ever need people to talk to. 861 00:53:08.006 --> 00:53:09.958 - All right, I'll answer your question 862 00:53:10.008 --> 00:53:12.335 if you'll answer mine, all right? 863 00:53:12.385 --> 00:53:14.545 - Okay. 864 00:53:14.595 --> 00:53:17.631 - Would you ever consider marrying me? 865 00:53:17.681 --> 00:53:19.467 - I don't even know you. 866 00:53:19.517 --> 00:53:20.969 - Hypothetically. 867 00:53:21.019 --> 00:53:22.971 I mean, you're heading somewhere, right? 868 00:53:23.021 --> 00:53:26.015 - Utah, beach volleyball. 869 00:53:26.065 --> 00:53:27.808 - Now I may not be the smartest person, 870 00:53:27.858 --> 00:53:31.770 but I'm pretty sure Utah doesn't really have many beaches. 871 00:53:31.820 --> 00:53:33.772 - It's a showcase match. 872 00:53:33.822 --> 00:53:35.483 - Are you any good? 873 00:53:35.533 --> 00:53:36.985 - Not really. 874 00:53:37.035 --> 00:53:39.279 - So you're pretty much just going around 875 00:53:39.329 --> 00:53:42.698 in skimpy wardrobes and outfits for a bunch of Mormons 876 00:53:42.748 --> 00:53:43.865 who are just watching you. 877 00:53:43.916 --> 00:53:45.126 Is that all you're doing? 878 00:53:46.169 --> 00:53:47.703 - Yeah, pretty much. 879 00:53:47.753 --> 00:53:50.164 - So you didn't answer my question. 880 00:53:50.214 --> 00:53:52.883 Do you think that I might have a shot with you? 881 00:53:53.842 --> 00:53:55.586 - I mean, sure, why not? 882 00:53:55.636 --> 00:53:57.505 I think we should get a move on now. 883 00:53:57.555 --> 00:53:59.048 - Not so fast. 884 00:53:59.098 --> 00:54:01.509 You wanted to know if I get lonely. 885 00:54:01.559 --> 00:54:03.052 - Well, it's not really any of my business. 886 00:54:03.102 --> 00:54:04.636 I think we should just start walking. 887 00:54:04.686 --> 00:54:06.973 - No, I mean I meet lots of people. 888 00:54:07.023 --> 00:54:08.599 I go into town all the time. 889 00:54:08.649 --> 00:54:09.934 I'm sure you can hear all the cars. 890 00:54:09.984 --> 00:54:11.436 We're on a major road. 891 00:54:11.486 --> 00:54:13.854 So I always meet and talk to people. 892 00:54:13.905 --> 00:54:15.356 - Yeah, Dolly said that it's far away 893 00:54:15.406 --> 00:54:17.483 but that we could hear it. 894 00:54:17.533 --> 00:54:20.194 - You mean the one that was trying to kill you? 895 00:54:20.244 --> 00:54:22.322 - I guess we should've had someone head towards the road. 896 00:54:22.372 --> 00:54:24.823 - It's still far enough to be isolated out here 897 00:54:24.873 --> 00:54:27.368 in case the big one happens and everyone gets zapped. 898 00:54:27.418 --> 00:54:29.329 And you know what, I'll still be here. 899 00:54:29.379 --> 00:54:30.787 I'll be fine. 900 00:54:30.837 --> 00:54:32.664 And you know what, don't tell anyone this, 901 00:54:32.714 --> 00:54:36.502 but I have an underground bunker under the cabin. 902 00:54:36.552 --> 00:54:39.422 - I just don't get the whole survivalist thing. 903 00:54:39.472 --> 00:54:42.175 So you stay out here all alone all these years. 904 00:54:42.225 --> 00:54:44.594 And say the big one does happen. 905 00:54:44.644 --> 00:54:47.513 Then you keep on living without anyone else around 906 00:54:47.563 --> 00:54:50.308 except for maybe a killer clown and his mother? 907 00:54:50.358 --> 00:54:52.684 - Well, I suppose if I really like someone 908 00:54:52.734 --> 00:54:55.563 that I'm talking to, well, then maybe I would try and 909 00:54:55.613 --> 00:54:59.233 help them and stop the person that's trying to kill them. 910 00:54:59.283 --> 00:55:01.277 Although that person might not be too happy 911 00:55:01.327 --> 00:55:04.197 that I'm trying to help the person they're trying to kill. 912 00:55:04.247 --> 00:55:06.491 - You saying that they might want to hurt you? 913 00:55:06.541 --> 00:55:07.741 - I'm a survivor. 914 00:55:07.791 --> 00:55:09.327 I'm the brave one. 915 00:55:09.377 --> 00:55:11.621 I'm not afraid of some stupid clown. 916 00:55:11.671 --> 00:55:13.081 (upbeat rock music) 917 00:55:13.131 --> 00:55:18.094 (Melinda screaming) (Fred gagging) 918 00:55:22.848 --> 00:55:25.435 (somber music) 919 00:55:38.864 --> 00:55:40.566 - Brandy? 920 00:55:40.616 --> 00:55:42.326 Oh my god, oh my god. 921 00:55:44.786 --> 00:55:46.289 Oh my god, Brandy. 922 00:55:49.959 --> 00:55:52.495 I know you're out there, clown. 923 00:55:52.545 --> 00:55:56.790 I'm gonna fucking kill you for what you did! 924 00:55:56.840 --> 00:56:01.087 - Your song was so great, I got you a little treat. 925 00:56:01.137 --> 00:56:03.464 More applesauce. 926 00:56:03.514 --> 00:56:07.176 - I really, really need to pee. 927 00:56:07.226 --> 00:56:09.637 - I suppose you want me to loosen your ropes 928 00:56:09.687 --> 00:56:11.763 and let you use my bathroom. 929 00:56:11.813 --> 00:56:14.392 - Please, I'll write you another song. 930 00:56:14.442 --> 00:56:16.978 - Could you sing one about my ass next time? 931 00:56:17.028 --> 00:56:19.355 - Whatever you want. 932 00:56:19.405 --> 00:56:20.990 - How about my lady hole? 933 00:56:22.200 --> 00:56:24.569 - Anything, just let me pee. 934 00:56:24.619 --> 00:56:27.947 - Normally I just let the girl piss her own pants. 935 00:56:27.997 --> 00:56:29.699 It's fun to watch. 936 00:56:29.749 --> 00:56:33.411 But I like you and I want to trust you. 937 00:56:33.461 --> 00:56:35.455 I can trust you, can't I? 938 00:56:35.505 --> 00:56:36.505 - Definitely. 939 00:56:37.507 --> 00:56:39.292 - I'm stronger than I look. 940 00:56:39.342 --> 00:56:41.502 And I don't know if you picked up on this about me, 941 00:56:41.552 --> 00:56:43.671 but I'm a little crazy. 942 00:56:43.721 --> 00:56:45.339 - Crazy, you? 943 00:56:45.389 --> 00:56:47.216 No. 944 00:56:47.266 --> 00:56:49.469 - I can get really rough if things don't go my way. 945 00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:51.554 You catch my drift? 946 00:56:51.604 --> 00:56:54.357 - You taught me well, I'll be a good girl. 947 00:56:55.525 --> 00:56:58.027 - Okay, what the hell? 948 00:57:26.514 --> 00:57:27.632 Come on. 949 00:57:27.682 --> 00:57:28.882 - I need my hands to wipe. 950 00:57:28.933 --> 00:57:30.884 - I can help you wipe. 951 00:57:30.935 --> 00:57:31.935 - Please. 952 00:57:33.145 --> 00:57:34.814 - Such little hands. 953 00:57:37.108 --> 00:57:39.227 Bathroom's that way. 954 00:57:39.277 --> 00:57:43.356 (hard rock music) (Sheila shouting) 955 00:57:43.406 --> 00:57:45.525 - Please, I can explain. 956 00:57:45.575 --> 00:57:47.401 It was an accident. - No excuses, bitch. 957 00:57:47.451 --> 00:57:50.488 - I'm sorry! - I'm done with you. 958 00:57:50.538 --> 00:57:52.790 - I just really had to pee. 959 00:57:57.628 --> 00:58:00.456 - Stupid girl. 960 00:58:00.506 --> 00:58:03.843 Now your last words are gonna be I really had to pee. 961 00:58:07.388 --> 00:58:09.966 It won't stop you from listening to me though. 962 00:58:10.016 --> 00:58:12.727 Maybe you can go on a date with my son tonight. 963 00:58:14.061 --> 00:58:15.555 No, maybe tomorrow night. 964 00:58:15.605 --> 00:58:18.649 It'd be better for that when you're riper. 965 00:58:19.984 --> 00:58:22.562 Maybe I'll date him tonight. 966 00:58:22.612 --> 00:58:25.197 (somber music) 967 00:58:32.914 --> 00:58:36.626 - Seems like you'll have to wait till tomorrow, clown. 968 00:58:55.394 --> 00:58:56.721 - I bet you didn't know I could talk 969 00:58:56.771 --> 00:58:58.723 for this long, did you Renee? 970 00:58:58.773 --> 00:59:01.058 But I have this theory about good and evil. 971 00:59:01.108 --> 00:59:04.937 It is evil to be good and it's good to be evil. 972 00:59:04.987 --> 00:59:07.815 Seriously, what is the difference really? 973 00:59:07.865 --> 00:59:10.985 It's a fine line. 974 00:59:11.035 --> 00:59:14.989 Hello, son, did you take care of Renee's friends? 975 00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:15.990 - [Clown] One. 976 00:59:16.040 --> 00:59:17.124 - How many are left? 977 00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:19.035 - [Clown] Two. 978 00:59:19.085 --> 00:59:21.996 I had to kill neighbor. 979 00:59:22.046 --> 00:59:24.916 - Well, I trust your judgment. 980 00:59:24.966 --> 00:59:27.126 - [Clown] He tried to help them. 981 00:59:27.176 --> 00:59:29.670 - Then he had it coming, didn't he? 982 00:59:29.720 --> 00:59:30.720 How'd you do it? 983 00:59:32.056 --> 00:59:34.308 Oh yeah, your trusty machete. 984 00:59:37.269 --> 00:59:38.971 She's resting. 985 00:59:39.021 --> 00:59:42.058 We should rest too. 986 00:59:42.108 --> 00:59:43.684 You can get after them as soon as it's light out. 987 00:59:43.734 --> 00:59:46.103 They can't get away from you in the dark. 988 00:59:46.153 --> 00:59:48.030 You can go before breakfast even. 989 00:59:49.407 --> 00:59:50.407 - [Clown] Momma. 990 00:59:51.325 --> 00:59:53.194 - What, boy? 991 00:59:53.244 --> 00:59:55.404 - [Clown] I want to wear makeup. 992 00:59:55.454 --> 00:59:56.907 - Makeup? 993 00:59:56.957 --> 00:59:58.708 Like Renee here wears? 994 01:00:00.334 --> 01:00:01.711 - [Clown] Like Papa wore. 995 01:00:03.087 --> 01:00:06.374 - You want to wear clown makeup? 996 01:00:06.424 --> 01:00:09.460 - [Clown] In the morning, I think it help me. 997 01:00:09.510 --> 01:00:12.213 - I'm not so sure that's a good idea. 998 01:00:12.263 --> 01:00:13.263 - [Clown] Please. 999 01:00:14.807 --> 01:00:16.927 - What do you think, Renee? 1000 01:00:16.977 --> 01:00:20.096 Will my boy seem scarier in real clown makeup 1001 01:00:20.146 --> 01:00:23.182 or that mask he likes to wear now? 1002 01:00:23.232 --> 01:00:26.602 Hm, yeah, I'll tell him. 1003 01:00:26.652 --> 01:00:28.813 She thinks the mask looks better. 1004 01:00:28.863 --> 01:00:31.732 - [Clown] I didn't hear her. 1005 01:00:31.782 --> 01:00:33.617 - Well, who cares what she thinks anyway? 1006 01:00:35.202 --> 01:00:37.488 We should sleep on it tonight. 1007 01:00:37.538 --> 01:00:39.373 You can sleep with me tonight, boy. 1008 01:00:41.333 --> 01:00:44.620 No, you cannot sleep with her. 1009 01:00:44.670 --> 01:00:47.206 I am feeling frisky now. 1010 01:00:47.256 --> 01:00:49.091 She can wait another night. 1011 01:00:50.718 --> 01:00:52.845 I feel so close to you right now. 1012 01:00:54.180 --> 01:00:55.932 Leave the mask on. 1013 01:00:57.934 --> 01:01:01.512 Son, I know you want to be more like your daddy, 1014 01:01:01.562 --> 01:01:04.774 but you don't have to put on makeup to be more like him. 1015 01:01:15.201 --> 01:01:18.779 Tonight you will be a man, 1016 01:01:18.829 --> 01:01:21.082 but you will be a killer once the sun comes up. 1017 01:01:22.959 --> 01:01:25.544 (somber music) 1018 01:02:21.350 --> 01:02:22.885 (blow thudding) (Ashley shouts) 1019 01:02:22.936 --> 01:02:24.720 - Oops, I thought you were the killer clown. 1020 01:02:24.770 --> 01:02:26.764 You should've said something. 1021 01:02:26.814 --> 01:02:29.059 - You thought I was a huge clown? 1022 01:02:29.109 --> 01:02:30.109 - I'm sorry. 1023 01:02:31.569 --> 01:02:32.695 - You saw him too, huh? 1024 01:02:34.613 --> 01:02:35.698 He killed Brandy. 1025 01:02:37.658 --> 01:02:39.069 - He tried to kill me too, but I got away. 1026 01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:41.071 He just killed Fred. 1027 01:02:41.121 --> 01:02:42.030 - Who's Fred? 1028 01:02:42.080 --> 01:02:43.656 - A survivalist. 1029 01:02:43.706 --> 01:02:45.533 - What about Dolly? 1030 01:02:45.583 --> 01:02:46.583 - She's dead too. 1031 01:02:48.003 --> 01:02:49.420 - The clown killed her, huh? 1032 01:02:50.462 --> 01:02:51.463 - Actually Fred did. 1033 01:02:52.631 --> 01:02:53.749 - What? 1034 01:02:53.799 --> 01:02:55.209 - She was trying to kill me, 1035 01:02:55.259 --> 01:02:56.752 so technically Fred saved my life. 1036 01:02:56.802 --> 01:02:58.964 - Wait, why was Dolly trying to kill you? 1037 01:02:59.014 --> 01:03:01.382 - She's crazy too. 1038 01:03:01.432 --> 01:03:04.885 She brought us out here on purpose. 1039 01:03:04.936 --> 01:03:07.763 I think she did something to stall the car too. 1040 01:03:07.813 --> 01:03:08.934 - But why would she do that? 1041 01:03:08.982 --> 01:03:10.432 - I told you, she's crazy. 1042 01:03:10.482 --> 01:03:13.227 She's somehow related to that clown. 1043 01:03:13.277 --> 01:03:14.645 - Oh my god. 1044 01:03:14.695 --> 01:03:18.149 Wait, wait, where's Renee? 1045 01:03:18.199 --> 01:03:21.443 - I don't know, but the clown has a crazy mother as well 1046 01:03:21.493 --> 01:03:22.862 who has a house around here. 1047 01:03:22.913 --> 01:03:24.488 Maybe he's with her. 1048 01:03:24.538 --> 01:03:27.408 - We've got to find her. 1049 01:03:27.458 --> 01:03:28.576 - Yeah, I think Fred said there's a town 1050 01:03:28.626 --> 01:03:30.619 about 10 miles from here. 1051 01:03:30.669 --> 01:03:34.790 - Okay, but we shouldn't split up again. 1052 01:03:34.840 --> 01:03:36.084 - Are you saying that we should together 1053 01:03:36.134 --> 01:03:37.626 go try to find Renee? 1054 01:03:37.676 --> 01:03:40.296 - Yes, I mean, if Renee is still alive, 1055 01:03:40.346 --> 01:03:43.049 she probably doesn't have much time left. 1056 01:03:43.099 --> 01:03:47.219 We got to find her together. 1057 01:03:47.269 --> 01:03:49.055 - So you're saying that together either we go back 1058 01:03:49.105 --> 01:03:51.891 into town where we know it's safe and we can get help 1059 01:03:51.942 --> 01:03:54.810 or together we go back into that thick forest 1060 01:03:54.860 --> 01:03:57.188 where there's a killer clown to some unknown house 1061 01:03:57.238 --> 01:04:01.692 where we might be able to save Renee from his crazy mother. 1062 01:04:01.742 --> 01:04:06.530 - Yes, we need to find Renee together. 1063 01:04:06.580 --> 01:04:08.457 - I was afraid you were gonna say that. 1064 01:04:09.833 --> 01:04:10.833 - Okay. 1065 01:04:12.753 --> 01:04:15.081 - What the hell, let's find Renee. 1066 01:04:15.131 --> 01:04:20.136 - Okay. (dramatic music) 1067 01:04:36.318 --> 01:04:37.861 - Chew your food, dear. 1068 01:04:50.374 --> 01:04:53.995 He didn't wear his mask this morning. 1069 01:04:54.045 --> 01:04:57.007 He put on real clown makeup just like his daddy used to. 1070 01:04:58.799 --> 01:05:00.969 What do you think of that? 1071 01:05:03.679 --> 01:05:04.931 I don't know if I agree. 1072 01:05:07.142 --> 01:05:11.096 Well, I do see your point though. 1073 01:05:11.146 --> 01:05:13.897 My boy's growing up so fast, isn't he? 1074 01:05:33.293 --> 01:05:34.660 - Okay. 1075 01:05:34.710 --> 01:05:39.415 - We could be walking to our deaths. 1076 01:05:39.465 --> 01:05:42.835 - When we get out of this, what do you plan on doing? 1077 01:05:42.885 --> 01:05:44.670 - What do you mean? 1078 01:05:44.720 --> 01:05:46.547 - Are you going to keep playing in these ridiculous 1079 01:05:46.597 --> 01:05:49.425 volleyball tournaments for basically minimum wage? 1080 01:05:49.475 --> 01:05:50.559 - Beats my old job. 1081 01:05:51.393 --> 01:05:52.428 - Stripper? 1082 01:05:52.478 --> 01:05:56.099 - Worse, waitress. 1083 01:05:56.149 --> 01:05:59.351 - I was a secretary before Vegas showgirl 1084 01:05:59.401 --> 01:06:00.611 beach volleyball called. 1085 01:06:02.030 --> 01:06:04.232 You should be a stand-up comic. 1086 01:06:04.282 --> 01:06:07.110 Everyone knows that's what you really want to do. 1087 01:06:07.160 --> 01:06:09.653 - Worst kept secret. 1088 01:06:09.703 --> 01:06:12.323 - No, that would be Renee's singing career. 1089 01:06:12.373 --> 01:06:16.368 - (laugh) Oh, come on, what would you want to do? 1090 01:06:16.418 --> 01:06:18.163 - Maybe I'll go back to school. 1091 01:06:18.213 --> 01:06:20.040 I could be a good counselor. 1092 01:06:20.090 --> 01:06:22.959 - Right, didn't you want to study parapsychology? 1093 01:06:23.009 --> 01:06:24.626 - For a minute. 1094 01:06:24.676 --> 01:06:25.676 - What now? 1095 01:06:27.263 --> 01:06:29.465 - A different kind of counselor. 1096 01:06:29.515 --> 01:06:31.051 - Which one? 1097 01:06:31.101 --> 01:06:34.137 Whose problems do you want to solve? 1098 01:06:34.187 --> 01:06:37.015 - Kids, I would love to work with kids. 1099 01:06:37.065 --> 01:06:39.808 - Simple minds. 1100 01:06:39.858 --> 01:06:41.819 That explains how you're best friends with Brandy. 1101 01:06:41.860 --> 01:06:43.771 (hard rock music) 1102 01:06:43.821 --> 01:06:44.821 - [Clown] Hello. 1103 01:06:47.616 --> 01:06:48.700 - You look different. 1104 01:06:49.868 --> 01:06:50.995 Where's your mask? 1105 01:06:53.289 --> 01:06:54.908 Did you hurt Renee? 1106 01:06:54.958 --> 01:06:55.958 - No. 1107 01:06:57.127 --> 01:06:58.336 - Is she still alive? 1108 01:07:00.964 --> 01:07:02.539 Your mother didn't hurt her? 1109 01:07:02.589 --> 01:07:05.009 - Maybe a little. 1110 01:07:05.927 --> 01:07:06.928 She's asleep. 1111 01:07:08.512 --> 01:07:10.839 - How long has she been sleeping? 1112 01:07:10.889 --> 01:07:11.889 - Long time. 1113 01:07:13.059 --> 01:07:14.059 - Is she moving? 1114 01:07:15.228 --> 01:07:16.770 - Not since yesterday. 1115 01:07:18.148 --> 01:07:20.474 - Did your mother kill Renee? 1116 01:07:20.524 --> 01:07:22.476 - She wouldn't do that. 1117 01:07:22.526 --> 01:07:27.190 She lets me touch the girls after they've been sleeping 1118 01:07:27.240 --> 01:07:28.574 for a couple days. 1119 01:07:30.326 --> 01:07:32.528 - Renee's dead, we have to get out of here. 1120 01:07:32.578 --> 01:07:34.364 You go around, I'll distract him. 1121 01:07:34.414 --> 01:07:36.157 - Okay. 1122 01:07:36.207 --> 01:07:37.491 - Have you heard the one about the horse and the clown 1123 01:07:37.541 --> 01:07:40.078 in the bar? 1124 01:07:40.128 --> 01:07:44.374 So the horse goes into the bar, goes up to the bartender, 1125 01:07:44.424 --> 01:07:47.293 asks him if he could have sex with anybody in the bar. 1126 01:07:47.343 --> 01:07:48.836 The bartender says, 1127 01:07:48.886 --> 01:07:52.589 why don't you try one of the farms nearby? 1128 01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:54.758 Well, the horse confesses that he prefers 1129 01:07:54.808 --> 01:07:58.595 to have sex with humans, so the bartender points over 1130 01:07:58.645 --> 01:08:02.392 to where a sumo wrestler and a clown are sitting. 1131 01:08:02.442 --> 01:08:05.311 He says, you could have sex with the clown. 1132 01:08:05.361 --> 01:08:08.689 The horse says, I'm not really into clowns, 1133 01:08:08.739 --> 01:08:10.566 but I'm desperate. 1134 01:08:10.616 --> 01:08:16.655 So okay, but nobody else can know. 1135 01:08:16.705 --> 01:08:18.158 The bartender says, well, 1136 01:08:18.208 --> 01:08:19.700 four people are gonna have to know. 1137 01:08:19.750 --> 01:08:21.869 First of all, you are gonna have to know. 1138 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:23.662 Second, I will know. 1139 01:08:23.712 --> 01:08:27.041 And of course the clown will know. 1140 01:08:27.091 --> 01:08:29.877 That's only three, says the horse. 1141 01:08:29.928 --> 01:08:32.463 Well, the sumo wrestler will have to know, 1142 01:08:32.513 --> 01:08:34.090 says the bartender. 1143 01:08:34.140 --> 01:08:37.260 The horse does want the sumo wrestler to know. 1144 01:08:37.310 --> 01:08:40.305 He says, why does the sumo wrestler have to know? 1145 01:08:40.355 --> 01:08:43.141 The bartender says, well, 1146 01:08:43.191 --> 01:08:45.767 the clown's not really interested in horses 1147 01:08:45.817 --> 01:08:50.398 because the sumo wrestler will need to hold down the clown. 1148 01:08:50.448 --> 01:08:53.859 (blow thudding) (hard rock music) 1149 01:08:53.910 --> 01:08:58.198 (flesh squishing) (Melinda groaning) 1150 01:08:58.248 --> 01:09:00.959 (Clown laughing) 1151 01:09:02.543 --> 01:09:05.380 (Melinda gagging) 1152 01:09:51.926 --> 01:09:55.263 (creepy carnival music) 1153 01:10:04.688 --> 01:10:06.682 - You could've helped Brandy. 1154 01:10:06.732 --> 01:10:10.570 - I'm sorry, but I've got an idea to help you. 1155 01:10:11.612 --> 01:10:13.106 - What? 1156 01:10:13.156 --> 01:10:16.692 - There is a cabin that direction. 1157 01:10:16.742 --> 01:10:19.153 The clown is not too bright. 1158 01:10:19.203 --> 01:10:21.697 You can trick him. 1159 01:10:21.747 --> 01:10:23.657 There is something inside the cabin. 1160 01:10:23.707 --> 01:10:25.876 You can make it think like he sees you. 1161 01:10:27.878 --> 01:10:29.414 Set up a trap. 1162 01:10:29.464 --> 01:10:30.672 - What kind of a trap? 1163 01:10:31.757 --> 01:10:33.051 - My time is fading. 1164 01:10:34.676 --> 01:10:36.262 You know what to do. 1165 01:10:39.932 --> 01:10:43.269 (creepy carnival music) 1166 01:11:14.258 --> 01:11:15.258 - Ew. 1167 01:11:31.858 --> 01:11:36.863 (doll squishing) (hard rock music) 1168 01:11:40.867 --> 01:11:41.867 (flesh squishing) 1169 01:11:41.911 --> 01:11:43.079 Die, die, die! 1170 01:11:57.468 --> 01:11:59.554 - Something has happened to my boy. 1171 01:12:01.347 --> 01:12:02.347 I can sense it. 1172 01:12:03.933 --> 01:12:05.717 Little boy needs his momma. 1173 01:12:05.767 --> 01:12:06.718 (dramatic music) 1174 01:12:06.768 --> 01:12:07.768 Momma's coming, boy. 1175 01:12:26.998 --> 01:12:27.998 Son? 1176 01:12:29.333 --> 01:12:32.662 Where are you, son? 1177 01:12:32.712 --> 01:12:35.540 You need your momma, boy. 1178 01:12:35.590 --> 01:12:38.134 Momma's here for you, son. 1179 01:12:41.262 --> 01:12:42.888 What'd you do to my son? 1180 01:12:43.931 --> 01:12:44.931 - I killed him. 1181 01:12:46.517 --> 01:12:48.885 - Then it's your turn to die! 1182 01:12:48.936 --> 01:12:51.013 - Well, only one problem for you. 1183 01:12:51.063 --> 01:12:52.557 - What's that? 1184 01:12:52.607 --> 01:12:54.525 - You brought a knife to a machete fight. 1185 01:12:56.652 --> 01:13:01.657 (Sheila shouts) (flesh squishing) 1186 01:13:06.287 --> 01:13:07.663 Say hello to your son. 1187 01:13:16.464 --> 01:13:17.831 - You're still here! 1188 01:13:17.881 --> 01:13:19.584 You need to leave! 1189 01:13:19.634 --> 01:13:21.752 - It's you again. 1190 01:13:21.802 --> 01:13:23.513 I was trying to leave. 1191 01:13:24.430 --> 01:13:26.299 - Oh. 1192 01:13:26.349 --> 01:13:32.180 Well, I'm going to town shortly. 1193 01:13:32.230 --> 01:13:33.347 Do you want a ride? 1194 01:13:33.397 --> 01:13:36.017 - Yes, oh fuck yes. 1195 01:13:36.067 --> 01:13:38.611 - You don't need to curse, young lady. 1196 01:13:41.863 --> 01:13:43.524 Where are the others? 1197 01:13:43.574 --> 01:13:44.574 - It's just me. 1198 01:13:45.618 --> 01:13:46.661 They're all dead. 1199 01:13:50.790 --> 01:13:53.751 - Okay, let's go. 1200 01:14:06.430 --> 01:14:10.601 - If you say I told you so, I'll fucking kill you. 1201 01:14:15.606 --> 01:14:17.525 - Don't get any blood on the seat. 1202 01:14:34.500 --> 01:14:37.086 (somber music) 1203 01:15:04.447 --> 01:15:07.441 (Clown laughing) 1204 01:15:07.491 --> 01:15:10.328 (hard rock music) 1205 01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.497 ♪ Welcome to the moon 1206 01:15:21.547 --> 01:15:27.628 ♪ Bet you didn't guess we'd get here so soon ♪ 1207 01:15:27.678 --> 01:15:30.172 ♪ Well welcome to the moon 1208 01:15:30.222 --> 01:15:34.468 ♪ Hey, there is cheese here, wow ♪ 1209 01:15:34.518 --> 01:15:38.389 ♪ And look over there, it's Richard Gare ♪ 1210 01:15:38.439 --> 01:15:40.224 ♪ I think it's Gere 1211 01:15:40.274 --> 01:15:43.936 ♪ Hey, Richard Gere, what are you doing here ♪ 1212 01:15:43.986 --> 01:15:48.991 ♪ There's moon gerbils walking around ♪ 1213 01:15:51.744 --> 01:15:55.573 ♪ Let's all do the moon wiggle, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1214 01:15:55.623 --> 01:15:59.201 ♪ Do you know the moon wiggle 1215 01:15:59.251 --> 01:16:04.256 ♪ You just wiggle like you're on the moon ♪ 1216 01:16:06.008 --> 01:16:08.336 ♪ Yeah, like that 1217 01:16:08.386 --> 01:16:11.889 (dramatic chanting music) 1218 01:16:49.427 --> 01:16:51.128 - Wait, wait, wait, neighbor. 1219 01:16:51.178 --> 01:16:52.296 People always say you aren't real, 1220 01:16:52.346 --> 01:16:53.881 but I've always believed in you. 1221 01:16:53.932 --> 01:16:56.050 How would you like to join our cult? 1222 01:16:56.100 --> 01:16:57.551 (hard rock music) 1223 01:16:57.601 --> 01:16:59.136 ♪ Moon wiggle 1224 01:16:59.186 --> 01:17:02.098 ♪ Let's do the moon boogie 1225 01:17:02.148 --> 01:17:06.560 ♪ Let's do the moon boogie, yeah ♪ 1226 01:17:06.610 --> 01:17:09.480 ♪ The moon boogie and the moon wiggle ♪ 1227 01:17:09.530 --> 01:17:12.525 ♪ Are two very different dances ♪ 1228 01:17:12.575 --> 01:17:17.580 ♪ But you can learn to do both of them if you want, yeah ♪ 1229 01:17:23.586 --> 01:17:25.496 - You know, all the Camp Blood stuff 1230 01:17:25.546 --> 01:17:27.415 with like this and that, none of it's true. 1231 01:17:27.465 --> 01:17:31.502 There is no clown out there in makeup and a mask 1232 01:17:31.552 --> 01:17:33.087 and killing people. 1233 01:17:33.137 --> 01:17:34.588 That's all like fake news. 1234 01:17:34.638 --> 01:17:36.799 None of that's true, that's not even a thing. 1235 01:17:36.849 --> 01:17:39.552 It's just some crap that kids come here, 1236 01:17:39.602 --> 01:17:42.805 they say this and that, all this BS, and it's not true. 1237 01:17:42.855 --> 01:17:45.683 You know, little fairytales, little things. 1238 01:17:45.733 --> 01:17:48.602 And I believe in aliens and stuff and ghosts and Peter Pan 1239 01:17:48.652 --> 01:17:51.313 and leprechauns, but I don't believe in no killer clowns. 1240 01:17:51.363 --> 01:17:52.481 None of that stuff's true. 1241 01:17:52.531 --> 01:17:54.150 It's a safe place to go to. 1242 01:17:54.200 --> 01:17:55.944 It's all fine. 1243 01:17:55.994 --> 01:17:58.237 Come here, camp, roast marshmallows, have s'mores. 1244 01:17:58.287 --> 01:18:01.532 Have a good time, drink beers, have sex. 1245 01:18:01.582 --> 01:18:03.451 You're not gonna get killed, it's totally cool. 1246 01:18:03.501 --> 01:18:04.452 You know what I'm saying? 1247 01:18:04.502 --> 01:18:05.502 It's totally fine. 1248 01:18:06.295 --> 01:18:07.830 (hard rock music) 1249 01:18:07.880 --> 01:18:14.670 ♪ I hope you enjoy your time on the moon ♪ 1250 01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:18.557 ♪ It's really nice this time of year on the moon ♪ 1251 01:18:20.768 --> 01:18:27.224 ♪ Screw the sun ♪ Yeah 1252 01:18:27.274 --> 01:18:30.811 - Through technology, we seek to align this cult. 1253 01:18:30.861 --> 01:18:33.773 And we believe you will be the perfect leader. 1254 01:18:33.823 --> 01:18:36.283 We just need people to believe in your existence. 1255 01:18:39.120 --> 01:18:40.989 (hard rock music) 1256 01:18:41.039 --> 01:18:45.334 ♪ It's really nice this time of year on the moon ♪ 1257 01:18:47.503 --> 01:18:51.624 ♪ Screw the sun ♪ Yeah 1258 01:18:51.674 --> 01:18:57.213 ♪ The moon wiggle 1259 01:18:57.263 --> 01:19:00.132 ♪ Moon 1260 01:19:00.182 --> 01:19:03.135 ♪ Moon 1261 01:19:03.185 --> 01:19:06.263 ♪ Yummy, I love cheese 1262 01:19:06.313 --> 01:19:10.192 - So hi, I'm Dave Sterling. 1263 01:19:11.318 --> 01:19:13.104 I do these B movies. 1264 01:19:13.154 --> 01:19:14.814 I've done 'em for a few years now. 1265 01:19:14.864 --> 01:19:18.734 You might've known some of my films 1266 01:19:18.784 --> 01:19:21.195 that I can't even think of because there's so many. 1267 01:19:21.245 --> 01:19:23.155 But I'm thinking there's like this legend. 1268 01:19:23.205 --> 01:19:29.079 Is it Blood Camp or Camp Blood or camp where the blood is 1269 01:19:29.129 --> 01:19:30.579 or something like that. 1270 01:19:30.629 --> 01:19:33.041 So I'm thinking about doing this movie. 1271 01:19:33.091 --> 01:19:39.839 And then if it's good, maybe I'll do more. 1272 01:19:39.889 --> 01:19:42.800 You know, us B guys, we like to do what the studios do. 1273 01:19:42.850 --> 01:19:44.802 Like, you know, if they're working on 1274 01:19:44.852 --> 01:19:49.723 the eighth Mission Impossible or whatever that movie is 1275 01:19:49.773 --> 01:19:52.893 or the Avengers or whoever, 1276 01:19:52.944 --> 01:19:56.522 so just one after another after another after another. 1277 01:19:56.572 --> 01:19:58.950 And that's showbiz.