WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30.458 --> 00:00:33.166 - Yeah, Horace. 4 00:00:33.250 --> 00:00:35.667 - Hey, baby. Ooh. 5 00:00:35.750 --> 00:00:37.709 - Hey, baby. Come here. 6 00:00:37.792 --> 00:00:39.709 - Come here. 7 00:00:44.458 --> 00:00:45.542 - Ah. - Ah. 8 00:00:45.625 --> 00:00:47.875 - You're naughty. 9 00:01:40.875 --> 00:01:42.250 - Hello. 10 00:01:42.333 --> 00:01:44.750 Anybody home? 11 00:01:44.834 --> 00:01:45.792 Can you tell the petunias 12 00:01:45.875 --> 00:01:47.625 that the coffee grounds are here, 13 00:01:47.709 --> 00:01:48.917 so wake up? 14 00:01:50.625 --> 00:01:52.417 You know, the great thing about you, Mr. Snail, 15 00:01:52.500 --> 00:01:55.000 is that you'll always have a roof over your head. 16 00:01:57.208 --> 00:01:58.667 Even if we don't. 17 00:01:59.667 --> 00:02:01.083 Andale, Nando! 18 00:02:01.166 --> 00:02:02.250 Tell your mom and sister to hurry. 19 00:02:02.333 --> 00:02:03.834 I wanna beat traffic. 20 00:02:03.917 --> 00:02:05.542 - There's already a traffic jam in the bathroom. 21 00:02:05.625 --> 00:02:06.583 Aurora! 22 00:02:06.667 --> 00:02:09.041 Aurora, let's go! 23 00:02:10.917 --> 00:02:12.709 Let's go! 24 00:02:12.792 --> 00:02:15.250 - That's natural fertilizer right there. 25 00:02:15.333 --> 00:02:20.000 It's potassium, phosphate, nitrogen. 26 00:02:20.083 --> 00:02:21.834 At least I hope that's all you have. 27 00:02:27.166 --> 00:02:29.041 Let's go! 28 00:02:30.333 --> 00:02:32.291 - Gustavo. 29 00:02:32.375 --> 00:02:34.458 Mi amor. 30 00:02:34.542 --> 00:02:35.959 I was thinking, 31 00:02:36.041 --> 00:02:38.583 should we build a second bathroom? 32 00:02:38.667 --> 00:02:41.583 Or should we use the money for air-conditioning? 33 00:02:50.792 --> 00:02:52.709 - Aurora, come on. 34 00:02:52.792 --> 00:02:55.375 - Coming. 35 00:03:00.917 --> 00:03:03.291 - Nando! 36 00:03:03.375 --> 00:03:04.959 Come on, I'm leaving. 37 00:03:05.041 --> 00:03:07.667 - Where's your brother? Where's Nando? 38 00:03:09.458 --> 00:03:11.083 Nando! 39 00:03:12.542 --> 00:03:14.083 Nando! 40 00:03:15.792 --> 00:03:17.125 - I'm coming! 41 00:03:28.083 --> 00:03:29.208 I don't care. I don't care. 42 00:03:29.291 --> 00:03:30.959 Get outta here! This is my house! 43 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:40.709 They wanna throw us out of the house. 44 00:03:40.792 --> 00:03:42.709 Please. I have my kid here. 45 00:03:42.792 --> 00:03:44.041 Don't let them do this. 46 00:03:44.125 --> 00:03:45.291 Gustavo, please, look. 47 00:03:47.625 --> 00:03:49.417 - Help me, Gustavo, please. 48 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:50.709 Please help me. 49 00:03:50.792 --> 00:03:53.583 - They let her buy a house she can't afford? 50 00:03:53.667 --> 00:03:55.792 - Yeah, they did. 51 00:03:56.625 --> 00:03:57.875 - Oh, nada. 52 00:03:57.959 --> 00:03:59.041 I just gotta stop eating chicharróns 53 00:03:59.125 --> 00:04:00.458 before I go to bed. 54 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:05.166 - Please, Gustavo. Help me, Gustavo. 55 00:04:05.250 --> 00:04:06.583 Gustavo. 56 00:04:08.125 --> 00:04:10.041 - 12. 57 00:04:10.125 --> 00:04:11.083 13. 58 00:04:11.166 --> 00:04:13.083 - Hey! 59 00:04:25.375 --> 00:04:27.083 - Andale, Chuy. I have a job interview. 60 00:04:27.166 --> 00:04:28.583 Come on, man. 61 00:04:28.667 --> 00:04:29.959 - Hey, Chuy. 62 00:04:30.041 --> 00:04:31.625 What happened? She doesn't kiss you anymore? 63 00:04:31.709 --> 00:04:33.125 - Long time ago. 64 00:04:44.709 --> 00:04:46.458 Look at this shit. 65 00:05:39.417 --> 00:05:40.959 - Stop, stop, stop. Drop me here. 66 00:05:41.041 --> 00:05:42.542 Drop me here, Papi. Drop me here. Drop me here. 67 00:05:42.625 --> 00:05:44.500 - Stop. - Let me out! Let me out! 68 00:05:44.583 --> 00:05:46.000 - It's not till the next block. 69 00:05:46.083 --> 00:05:47.542 - Let her out. 70 00:05:47.625 --> 00:05:48.834 Go, mi'ja. 71 00:05:48.917 --> 00:05:50.625 - Good luck, baby! 72 00:05:50.709 --> 00:05:53.625 - Hey, let's go before we get carjacked. 73 00:06:08.083 --> 00:06:09.709 Rise and shine? - Do it. 74 00:06:14.291 --> 00:06:17.083 - Are we done yet? 75 00:06:17.166 --> 00:06:18.834 - Ah, ah, ah, not till 3:00. 76 00:06:20.417 --> 00:06:23.500 - Hey, Pops, how come these places are always empty? 77 00:06:23.583 --> 00:06:24.875 - Yeah, it does seem like we spend 78 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:26.500 more time in their homes than they do. 79 00:06:27.583 --> 00:06:29.208 Hey, Chuy, angle the rows. 80 00:06:29.291 --> 00:06:31.208 It's better for the grass. 81 00:06:31.291 --> 00:06:32.583 - Flaco. 82 00:06:32.667 --> 00:06:34.041 Come on, I'm not paying you to stand around 83 00:06:34.125 --> 00:06:35.542 listening to birds. 84 00:06:41.625 --> 00:06:42.709 I should be in charge of 500 guys. 85 00:06:42.792 --> 00:06:44.375 I should give the orders, not take 'em. 86 00:06:44.458 --> 00:06:45.709 That's all I'm asking. 87 00:06:45.792 --> 00:06:47.291 - You got a problem? 88 00:06:49.750 --> 00:06:51.583 - Mosquitos kill more people than sharks. 89 00:06:53.583 --> 00:06:54.750 - Thank you. 90 00:06:56.792 --> 00:06:59.083 - It's time we give this mule a proper burial. 91 00:07:00.166 --> 00:07:01.792 - What's your name? - Tiffany. 92 00:07:01.875 --> 00:07:03.417 - Yeah, I have never seen anything like it. 93 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:04.917 - Ah. 94 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:06.709 Mrs. Glickman, por favor, if I could have a minute. 95 00:07:06.792 --> 00:07:08.375 - It is the third will I've prepared this month 96 00:07:08.458 --> 00:07:09.917 for that horny old bastard. 97 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:11.750 - If you have a moment, I'd like to ask you a favor. 98 00:07:11.834 --> 00:07:13.417 - Not now, please. Yeah. 99 00:07:13.500 --> 00:07:15.583 Each with a different female beneficiary. 100 00:07:15.667 --> 00:07:16.792 - If I could have a small advance, 101 00:07:16.875 --> 00:07:17.875 I could do a lot of extras. 102 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:20.083 I could clean the plants inside, the gutters. 103 00:07:20.166 --> 00:07:21.250 I just need a small-- 104 00:07:21.333 --> 00:07:25.709 - Mi housekeeper handle-y staff-o stuff-o. 105 00:07:25.792 --> 00:07:28.917 - I could be on call 24-7. 106 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:33.166 - Your competition works first month free. 107 00:07:34.333 --> 00:07:37.917 - Did you just fire me? 108 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.875 - I need to be thrifty, like everyone else, Hector. 109 00:07:43.083 --> 00:07:45.125 Hector? 110 00:07:45.208 --> 00:07:46.792 Who the hell is Hector? 111 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:53.166 Well, let's pack up our gear. 112 00:07:53.250 --> 00:07:55.542 The Hondurans poached another one. 113 00:07:55.625 --> 00:07:56.625 - Cowards. 114 00:07:56.709 --> 00:07:58.458 Stealing our customers. 115 00:07:58.542 --> 00:07:59.875 - They're no cowards. 116 00:07:59.959 --> 00:08:02.166 If they didn't swim across the Gulf of Mexico, 117 00:08:02.250 --> 00:08:04.667 they walked through a hot desert to get here. 118 00:08:04.750 --> 00:08:06.208 That's no cowards. 119 00:08:06.291 --> 00:08:07.834 - Okay, but you were born here, right? 120 00:08:07.917 --> 00:08:09.083 You're a taxpaying citizen, 121 00:08:09.166 --> 00:08:10.917 just like the president. 122 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:14.125 And because of these illegals, you can't feed your family. 123 00:08:27.208 --> 00:08:28.917 - Chuy. Hey, Chuy. 124 00:08:30.417 --> 00:08:32.041 What are you doing, Chuy? 125 00:08:32.125 --> 00:08:33.500 Huh? Stealing their lawn mower? 126 00:08:33.583 --> 00:08:35.000 Three strikes and you go to jail forever. 127 00:08:35.083 --> 00:08:36.709 - In the clink, I get three meals and free dental. 128 00:08:36.792 --> 00:08:37.709 - You're not in the clink. 129 00:08:37.792 --> 00:08:39.250 You're free and you're gonna stay that way. 130 00:08:39.750 --> 00:08:41.041 - No, no, no, no. 131 00:08:41.125 --> 00:08:43.333 No, no, no, no. No, no. 132 00:08:43.417 --> 00:08:45.208 No, no, no, no, no, no. 133 00:08:45.291 --> 00:08:47.041 No, no, no, no. No, no. 134 00:08:47.125 --> 00:08:48.875 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 135 00:08:48.959 --> 00:08:50.709 - It's nothing. No, no. Wait, no. 136 00:08:50.792 --> 00:08:52.583 Mira, mira, guys. 137 00:08:57.458 --> 00:08:58.667 - We're not. We're not stealing it. 138 00:08:58.750 --> 00:09:00.041 I was trying to return it. 139 00:09:00.125 --> 00:09:01.166 No, no, we just-- 140 00:09:14.291 --> 00:09:16.250 - Yah! 141 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:48.417 - La migra! 142 00:09:48.500 --> 00:09:49.750 La migra! 143 00:09:49.834 --> 00:09:52.417 Vámanos! Vámanos! 144 00:09:55.041 --> 00:09:56.875 - Get down. Don't move. - Get outta here! 145 00:09:56.959 --> 00:09:58.417 - Andale! Andale! Vamos! 146 00:09:58.500 --> 00:10:00.250 - What's going on here? 147 00:10:00.333 --> 00:10:02.583 - Take this. I'm a repeat offender. 148 00:10:02.667 --> 00:10:03.583 I got priors. 149 00:10:03.667 --> 00:10:04.750 - What are y'all fighting about? 150 00:10:04.834 --> 00:10:06.417 I'm gonna arrest one of y'all. 151 00:10:32.375 --> 00:10:33.792 - Uh, four? 152 00:10:33.875 --> 00:10:34.959 - Hi. - Hi. 153 00:10:35.041 --> 00:10:36.291 You speak English? 154 00:10:36.375 --> 00:10:38.291 - Sí. 155 00:10:38.375 --> 00:10:39.625 - Your parents have a gardener? 156 00:10:39.709 --> 00:10:41.041 - Mm, yes. 157 00:10:41.125 --> 00:10:42.667 - Okay. How much? 158 00:10:42.750 --> 00:10:44.500 - My accountant. - $100. 159 00:10:44.583 --> 00:10:46.834 - What? 160 00:10:46.917 --> 00:10:48.792 No, it's a dollar! 161 00:10:51.083 --> 00:10:52.667 - Excuse me, sir? 162 00:10:52.750 --> 00:10:54.959 I was driving by and I noticed a fine gentleman like yourself 163 00:10:55.041 --> 00:10:56.500 doing this lawn. 164 00:10:56.583 --> 00:10:58.166 Why don't you let me and my boys do that for you? 165 00:10:58.250 --> 00:11:00.625 - Oh, no. I do my own chores. 166 00:11:00.709 --> 00:11:01.792 Curls for the girls. 167 00:11:01.875 --> 00:11:02.834 - Wait a minute. 168 00:11:02.917 --> 00:11:03.959 You're that guy 169 00:11:04.041 --> 00:11:05.083 from "Days of Our Wives," aren't you? 170 00:11:05.166 --> 00:11:06.792 - Troy Hudson. 171 00:11:06.875 --> 00:11:09.000 - Yeah, yeah, didn't you win, like, a dozen Daytime Emmys 172 00:11:09.083 --> 00:11:10.083 or something like that? 173 00:11:10.166 --> 00:11:12.917 - 11, actually, but for some reason, 174 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.792 people tend to exaggerate when they talk about me. 175 00:11:15.875 --> 00:11:17.000 - Yeah. 176 00:11:17.083 --> 00:11:19.709 You know, my wife went through a box of tissues 177 00:11:19.792 --> 00:11:21.166 the day your show got canceled. 178 00:11:21.250 --> 00:11:22.333 - Oh. 179 00:11:22.417 --> 00:11:24.875 If a woman cries over me, she's not the poorer for it. 180 00:11:24.959 --> 00:11:26.166 - So what's your secret? 181 00:11:26.250 --> 00:11:28.500 - Oh, do you want the simple or the complex answer to that? 182 00:11:28.583 --> 00:11:32.125 Women just love to be loved. 183 00:11:32.208 --> 00:11:35.834 - Do you know anybody else that could use our services? 184 00:11:35.917 --> 00:11:38.041 - Oh, the Hancock place could use some attention. 185 00:11:38.125 --> 00:11:39.709 Just down there on the left. 186 00:11:39.792 --> 00:11:40.917 - Down here? - Yeah. 187 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.500 - Thank you. - All right, gentlemen. 188 00:11:43.583 --> 00:11:44.500 - Good afternoon. 189 00:11:44.583 --> 00:11:46.333 This is the Alvarez Landscaping Company. 190 00:11:46.417 --> 00:11:47.542 We're looking for work. 191 00:11:47.625 --> 00:11:48.834 - Threat detected. 192 00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:50.166 - Siri lives here. 193 00:11:50.250 --> 00:11:51.542 - Threat detected. - What do you expect? 194 00:11:51.625 --> 00:11:53.166 You look like a bandit. 195 00:11:53.250 --> 00:11:55.375 - Gustavo, I think I broke into this house once. 196 00:11:55.458 --> 00:11:58.041 - Threat detected. 197 00:11:58.125 --> 00:11:59.792 Threat detect-- 198 00:12:14.458 --> 00:12:16.333 - I've seen this spread before. 199 00:12:16.417 --> 00:12:18.583 They filmed "Machete Massacre" here. 200 00:12:18.667 --> 00:12:20.125 - It's a disaster. 201 00:12:22.667 --> 00:12:23.917 - No, listen to me. 202 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:26.417 You see trash, I see cash. 203 00:12:26.500 --> 00:12:27.917 This is an opportunity. 204 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:28.917 You know the Lopez gang? 205 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:30.417 That's how they got the Playboy Club. 206 00:12:30.500 --> 00:12:31.750 - I bet they even get sleepovers. 207 00:12:31.834 --> 00:12:33.417 - Gardeners with benefits. 208 00:12:33.500 --> 00:12:34.458 - Quit clowning around. Come on. 209 00:12:34.542 --> 00:12:35.583 Let's clean up. Let's go. 210 00:12:37.500 --> 00:12:38.750 Hello! 211 00:12:38.834 --> 00:12:40.250 Gustavo Alvarez. 212 00:12:40.333 --> 00:12:43.250 If your garden is a mess, I will clean it for less. 213 00:12:49.709 --> 00:12:51.333 Hey, anybody home? 214 00:12:58.667 --> 00:13:00.125 Hello! 215 00:13:29.875 --> 00:13:33.125 - You won't be the first maid I've fired for complaining. 216 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:37.417 - Lupe, come play with me. 217 00:13:39.709 --> 00:13:41.583 - Oh, here. I'm back here. 218 00:13:43.583 --> 00:13:44.875 Come here. 219 00:14:13.583 --> 00:14:15.250 - Anything wrong, Lupe? 220 00:14:17.458 --> 00:14:19.000 - No. 221 00:14:19.083 --> 00:14:20.166 - Good. 222 00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:22.375 I'm going to need you to stay a little longer today. 223 00:14:23.500 --> 00:14:25.500 - Any day but today. 224 00:14:25.583 --> 00:14:26.667 Today is my anniversary-- 225 00:14:26.750 --> 00:14:28.333 - You know how upset Henry gets 226 00:14:28.417 --> 00:14:31.166 if you're not here when he wakes from his nap. 227 00:14:31.250 --> 00:14:32.417 Mm. 228 00:14:42.959 --> 00:14:44.500 There you go! 229 00:14:52.458 --> 00:14:54.667 Sí, sí. 230 00:14:54.750 --> 00:14:57.500 Two fake IDs. - Congratulations, jefe. 231 00:14:57.583 --> 00:15:02.083 And next time those cabrónes try to take our lawn mower, 232 00:15:02.166 --> 00:15:03.792 bang, bang! 233 00:15:05.291 --> 00:15:07.709 - You here to buy back your camera? 234 00:15:07.792 --> 00:15:09.917 - No. I got this. 235 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:11.750 Here for the... 236 00:15:15.625 --> 00:15:18.417 - Oh-ho. Pancho Villa has returned! 237 00:15:20.834 --> 00:15:22.709 Gustavo, a man like you, 238 00:15:22.792 --> 00:15:24.709 he's got a big heart, hmm? 239 00:15:24.792 --> 00:15:27.291 But maybe you need 240 00:15:27.375 --> 00:15:28.750 a little faith? 241 00:15:28.834 --> 00:15:30.875 Now, remember, it's not the size that counts. 242 00:15:30.959 --> 00:15:33.375 Don't wanna overcompensate. 243 00:15:39.583 --> 00:15:40.625 - Thank you. 244 00:16:51.583 --> 00:16:54.583 all: Surprise! 245 00:16:54.667 --> 00:16:56.041 - Aww, Papi! 246 00:16:56.125 --> 00:16:57.709 - Oh. - Yay. 247 00:16:57.792 --> 00:16:59.542 - Hey. How are you? Flaco, hey. 248 00:16:59.625 --> 00:17:02.375 - Mwah. 249 00:17:02.458 --> 00:17:04.625 - Wah! - Whoo! 250 00:17:04.709 --> 00:17:06.166 - Where's your mother? 251 00:17:06.250 --> 00:17:08.333 - Not home yet. 252 00:17:08.417 --> 00:17:09.333 - Who's paying for all this? 253 00:17:09.417 --> 00:17:10.709 - Ay, Papi, relax, okay? 254 00:17:10.792 --> 00:17:12.000 Happy anniversary. 255 00:17:12.083 --> 00:17:13.667 It's your 25th anniversary. 256 00:17:13.750 --> 00:17:15.667 Romeo and Juliet didn't even make it to one. 257 00:17:15.750 --> 00:17:17.667 - Yeah, we might not make it to 26. 258 00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:19.458 - Ay, just relax, okay? 259 00:17:19.542 --> 00:17:21.166 How about you just go change 260 00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:23.375 and I'll stay here entertaining our guests? 261 00:17:23.458 --> 00:17:24.375 - Are we paying for this? 262 00:17:24.458 --> 00:17:25.417 - Ay, just go change. 263 00:17:25.500 --> 00:17:26.709 - Make sure you save the bottle. 264 00:17:26.792 --> 00:17:28.041 That looks expensive. 265 00:17:28.125 --> 00:17:29.041 - Got that. 266 00:17:29.125 --> 00:17:30.083 All right, fiesta! 267 00:17:47.667 --> 00:17:49.583 all: Tequila! 268 00:17:49.667 --> 00:17:52.041 - Oh! 269 00:18:07.166 --> 00:18:08.291 - Gustavo! - Hey. 270 00:18:08.375 --> 00:18:10.291 - Congratulate us. We're getting married. 271 00:18:10.375 --> 00:18:12.750 - Oh, I didn't know she was pregnant. 272 00:18:12.834 --> 00:18:13.959 - I'm not. 273 00:18:14.041 --> 00:18:16.709 - Oh. Well, sorry. 274 00:18:18.166 --> 00:18:19.250 - Oh, we're running out of beer. 275 00:18:19.333 --> 00:18:21.375 - Yeah? Try drinking it slower. 276 00:18:26.542 --> 00:18:29.291 - Whoo! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 277 00:18:29.375 --> 00:18:31.333 Hey. Hey. 278 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.750 Shh. Shh. - What is Chuy doing? 279 00:18:36.834 --> 00:18:38.250 He's drunk. 280 00:18:38.333 --> 00:18:40.083 - Shh. 281 00:18:40.166 --> 00:18:44.750 El jefe hired me 282 00:18:44.834 --> 00:18:48.458 when nobody else gave me a break. 283 00:18:48.542 --> 00:18:50.959 He didn't care how many dudes I snuffed. 284 00:18:53.083 --> 00:18:56.583 Wherever you are, without you, 285 00:18:56.667 --> 00:18:59.208 I'd be pushing up daisies instead of planting 'em. 286 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:02.500 - Here I am. Here I am. 287 00:19:02.583 --> 00:19:05.625 - Hey. 288 00:19:05.709 --> 00:19:07.583 - It's amazing what a joint and a couple of beers 289 00:19:07.667 --> 00:19:09.500 can get a person to say about you, but-- 290 00:19:09.583 --> 00:19:11.792 But I thank you anyways. 291 00:19:11.875 --> 00:19:13.458 - I love you. 292 00:19:13.542 --> 00:19:16.000 - I like you. 293 00:19:16.083 --> 00:19:18.166 You know, your real wealth is in your friends, 294 00:19:18.250 --> 00:19:19.959 and tonight, I'm a very rich man. 295 00:19:20.041 --> 00:19:23.625 My wife means everything to me. 296 00:19:23.709 --> 00:19:25.875 25 years ago, 297 00:19:25.959 --> 00:19:28.000 when I first laid eyes on her, 298 00:19:28.083 --> 00:19:31.750 I couldn't believe that God had let an angel come to Earth. 299 00:19:32.542 --> 00:19:34.250 So I just simply want to say 300 00:19:34.333 --> 00:19:37.083 that anyone who's ever been in love 301 00:19:37.166 --> 00:19:40.125 will know what I'm feeling now 302 00:19:40.208 --> 00:19:42.041 times 25. 303 00:19:43.083 --> 00:19:45.333 You know, if she would've said no, I-- 304 00:19:45.417 --> 00:19:48.000 I don't know where I'd be now. 305 00:19:48.083 --> 00:19:49.375 Thank God she was drunk, 306 00:19:49.458 --> 00:19:51.000 and that's why God made tequila. 307 00:19:52.583 --> 00:19:55.291 Who knows when or if 308 00:19:55.375 --> 00:19:57.041 we'll be able to share another moment 309 00:19:57.125 --> 00:19:59.542 in this backyard again? 310 00:19:59.625 --> 00:20:02.083 But here's to my Lupe. 311 00:20:02.166 --> 00:20:03.917 people: Aww. - I love Lupe. 312 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:06.834 I love you, and I wish on every one of you 313 00:20:06.917 --> 00:20:08.542 who's ever been in love... 314 00:20:08.625 --> 00:20:10.625 To have a love like mine. 315 00:20:11.625 --> 00:20:14.625 Thank you. 316 00:20:44.875 --> 00:20:45.834 - Sí? - Sí. 317 00:20:52.333 --> 00:20:53.458 - Mm-hmm. 318 00:21:22.542 --> 00:21:24.792 - Hey, Pops, you lost your touch. 319 00:21:28.333 --> 00:21:29.792 - Hey. 320 00:21:29.875 --> 00:21:31.208 - Hey. 321 00:21:31.291 --> 00:21:33.917 You get that from your mother, not me. 322 00:21:36.208 --> 00:21:38.083 - Pops, what happens if we get arrested for trespassing 323 00:21:38.166 --> 00:21:39.792 and I can't call Mom to bail us out? 324 00:21:39.875 --> 00:21:41.125 - Nobody's gonna get arrested, and if we do, 325 00:21:41.208 --> 00:21:42.417 the way you play with that boy, 326 00:21:42.500 --> 00:21:44.041 you'll fit right in with a bunch of men. 327 00:21:45.041 --> 00:21:47.166 - I'm the only kid on Earth without a phone. 328 00:22:15.917 --> 00:22:17.625 - Hey! 329 00:22:17.709 --> 00:22:19.500 You scared me. 330 00:22:19.583 --> 00:22:20.709 How the hell'd you get in here? 331 00:22:20.792 --> 00:22:22.041 - The doggy door. 332 00:22:22.125 --> 00:22:23.375 - That's a big dog. 333 00:22:23.458 --> 00:22:25.208 - Never been inside a castle before. 334 00:22:25.291 --> 00:22:26.667 - Oh, I suppose you don't remember 335 00:22:26.750 --> 00:22:29.041 me taking you to Disneyland's magic castle. 336 00:22:29.125 --> 00:22:30.834 - That doesn't count. - Why? 337 00:22:30.917 --> 00:22:32.375 - Not when you made me pretend I was ten years old 338 00:22:32.458 --> 00:22:34.125 to get in half-price. 339 00:22:34.208 --> 00:22:35.375 My knees still hurt 340 00:22:35.458 --> 00:22:37.500 from walking around like this all day. 341 00:22:37.583 --> 00:22:39.125 - You got in, didn't you? 342 00:22:42.208 --> 00:22:43.542 Hello! 343 00:22:45.041 --> 00:22:46.625 Hello? 344 00:23:00.959 --> 00:23:02.166 - Hey, Pops, 345 00:23:02.250 --> 00:23:04.542 Horace Hancock must be on vacation. 346 00:23:04.625 --> 00:23:05.875 - What are you doing going through his mail? 347 00:23:05.959 --> 00:23:07.166 Put that back! 348 00:23:08.792 --> 00:23:10.500 Ha. Publishers Clearing House. 349 00:23:10.583 --> 00:23:12.041 Like he needs it. 350 00:23:12.125 --> 00:23:13.333 Let's go. Let's go. 351 00:23:16.959 --> 00:23:18.709 Hello! 352 00:23:18.792 --> 00:23:20.500 Hello! Anybody home? 353 00:23:20.583 --> 00:23:21.583 - Some females would kill 354 00:23:21.667 --> 00:23:23.041 to be with the king of the jungle. 355 00:23:23.125 --> 00:23:24.709 And although the mating session is quick... 356 00:23:24.792 --> 00:23:25.875 - Hello! 357 00:23:25.959 --> 00:23:27.542 - The female is not complaining. 358 00:23:27.625 --> 00:23:29.375 - Sir? 359 00:23:29.458 --> 00:23:31.250 We're the gardeners that cleaned up your yard. 360 00:23:31.333 --> 00:23:33.041 Did you like that? Sir? 361 00:23:33.125 --> 00:23:35.375 Hello! 362 00:23:35.458 --> 00:23:36.875 Damn. 363 00:23:36.959 --> 00:23:38.417 Don't tell me he's... 364 00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:40.208 - Dead? - No, no, cállate. 365 00:23:40.291 --> 00:23:41.542 Please don't be dead. I need this job. 366 00:23:41.625 --> 00:23:42.583 - Damn, talk about a stiff. 367 00:23:42.667 --> 00:23:44.291 - Will you stop doing that? 368 00:23:44.375 --> 00:23:45.917 Disrespectful. 369 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:47.583 Let me see. 370 00:23:47.667 --> 00:23:48.917 He's awfully cold. 371 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:50.709 Aw, man. 372 00:23:51.709 --> 00:23:53.417 Now who's gonna pay me? 373 00:23:53.500 --> 00:23:54.458 - Pops, Pops, Pops, 374 00:23:54.542 --> 00:23:56.417 the old man was filming himself doing the deed. 375 00:23:56.500 --> 00:23:58.542 - Stop that. Give me the phone. I gotta call 911. 376 00:23:58.625 --> 00:23:59.917 - We can't. - Why? 377 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:01.959 - We're trespassing and we can't afford a lawyer, 378 00:24:02.041 --> 00:24:04.041 especially one of those free ones. 379 00:24:05.208 --> 00:24:06.291 - Look at this. 380 00:24:06.375 --> 00:24:07.834 That's a lot of blue pills. 381 00:24:08.917 --> 00:24:09.917 Let's get outta here. 382 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:11.875 Got your fingerprints all over the place. 383 00:24:20.375 --> 00:24:21.458 - Thanks for the phone. 384 00:24:47.583 --> 00:24:48.625 - What? 385 00:24:48.709 --> 00:24:49.792 What in the hell are you doing? 386 00:24:49.875 --> 00:24:51.750 You're supposed to be working. 387 00:24:51.834 --> 00:24:53.625 Blowing each other like that. 388 00:24:53.709 --> 00:24:54.959 - So give us the good news. 389 00:24:55.041 --> 00:24:55.959 - Well... 390 00:24:56.041 --> 00:24:57.583 - Father, allow me, please. 391 00:24:57.667 --> 00:24:59.166 Gentlemen, the place was dead. 392 00:24:59.250 --> 00:25:01.458 Lifeless. Gone. 393 00:25:01.542 --> 00:25:02.542 Finit. - All right. 394 00:25:02.625 --> 00:25:04.500 - Stick a fork in it. - Did we get the job? 395 00:25:04.583 --> 00:25:07.500 - Uh, well...no. 396 00:25:12.250 --> 00:25:13.208 - What is that? 397 00:25:13.291 --> 00:25:14.458 - Not worth the price of a pit bull 398 00:25:14.542 --> 00:25:16.834 but still a really nice score. 399 00:25:16.917 --> 00:25:18.875 - We did not steal the man's dog. 400 00:25:18.959 --> 00:25:20.291 - If nobody was home, 401 00:25:20.375 --> 00:25:21.709 how do you know it belongs to a man? 402 00:25:21.792 --> 00:25:23.500 - A woman wouldn't own a dog like that. 403 00:25:23.583 --> 00:25:24.667 - What do you know about women? 404 00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:26.041 - You know I've been married three times. 405 00:25:26.125 --> 00:25:27.458 - Proves my point. 406 00:25:30.417 --> 00:25:31.959 How come I gotta ride with Scooby-Doo? 407 00:25:34.375 --> 00:25:35.291 - Rich. 408 00:25:35.375 --> 00:25:38.917 R-I-C-H. 409 00:25:40.083 --> 00:25:41.542 Gold. 410 00:25:41.625 --> 00:25:45.500 G-O-L-D. 411 00:25:45.583 --> 00:25:47.667 Damn. 412 00:25:47.750 --> 00:25:49.417 Hey. Hey. 413 00:25:49.500 --> 00:25:51.041 What's the password, huh? 414 00:25:51.125 --> 00:25:53.000 Hey. Look at me. Look at me. 415 00:25:53.083 --> 00:25:54.375 Look at me. What's the password? 416 00:25:54.458 --> 00:25:55.500 Hey, what's the password for his phone? 417 00:25:55.583 --> 00:25:56.500 What's the password? 418 00:25:56.583 --> 00:25:58.000 Come back here. Horace, Horace. 419 00:25:58.083 --> 00:26:00.375 - Dad said we couldn't afford another mouth to feed. 420 00:26:00.458 --> 00:26:02.834 His business must be booming again, huh? 421 00:26:03.917 --> 00:26:05.458 I almost got the house back together. 422 00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:07.709 - Hey, you wanna go play? 423 00:26:07.792 --> 00:26:09.542 You wanna go play? Let's go play outside. 424 00:26:09.625 --> 00:26:11.291 Let's go play outside. 425 00:26:12.250 --> 00:26:13.625 - How is the job search? 426 00:26:14.792 --> 00:26:17.375 Mom, the one agency that gave me the interview 427 00:26:17.458 --> 00:26:19.792 wanted me to get a butt-lift just to answer phones. 428 00:26:19.875 --> 00:26:22.166 - When you're done feeling sorry for yourself, 429 00:26:22.250 --> 00:26:24.208 help with the dishes. 430 00:26:24.291 --> 00:26:27.583 Think of it like... like aqua aerobics. 431 00:26:31.166 --> 00:26:32.250 - Easy, easy, easy. - Oh, sorry, boss. 432 00:26:32.333 --> 00:26:33.250 - What? - Boss. 433 00:26:33.333 --> 00:26:35.667 - You are late on your payments 434 00:26:35.750 --> 00:26:37.375 and your house is foreclosed. 435 00:26:37.458 --> 00:26:39.375 - What? You are mistaken. 436 00:26:39.458 --> 00:26:41.542 You probably mean, like, the house down the street. 437 00:26:41.625 --> 00:26:43.625 - No, señorita. 438 00:26:43.709 --> 00:26:44.917 - Señorita. What señorita? 439 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:46.875 - You are evicted. 440 00:26:46.959 --> 00:26:49.542 Your balloon payment just went... 441 00:26:49.625 --> 00:26:51.750 - Hey, put that down! 442 00:26:51.834 --> 00:26:54.083 Put that down! Tell them to put that down. 443 00:26:54.166 --> 00:26:55.709 - Not your couch anymore. - Put that down. Hey. 444 00:26:55.792 --> 00:26:57.417 Tell them to put that down. 445 00:26:57.500 --> 00:26:58.667 - Lady! - Put it down. Abajo. 446 00:26:58.750 --> 00:26:59.709 - Hey, boss. - Put it down! 447 00:27:01.667 --> 00:27:03.375 - What are you-- what are you doing? 448 00:27:03.959 --> 00:27:05.625 - Get outta here. Come on. Let's get out of here. 449 00:27:05.709 --> 00:27:07.083 - Get her out. Come on. 450 00:27:07.166 --> 00:27:08.291 - No. This is my house. 451 00:27:08.375 --> 00:27:10.291 - Not anymore. - You gotta get down, lady. 452 00:27:10.375 --> 00:27:11.792 - This is my house! Stop it! 453 00:27:11.875 --> 00:27:13.291 No! Stop it! 454 00:27:13.375 --> 00:27:14.500 Put me down! 455 00:27:14.583 --> 00:27:15.959 No, you're not taking it away from me. 456 00:27:16.041 --> 00:27:18.125 - No! - Take that! 457 00:27:18.208 --> 00:27:19.875 Wait until my husband gets home! 458 00:27:22.041 --> 00:27:23.625 - Lady! - This is my house! 459 00:27:23.709 --> 00:27:25.750 My son was conceived on this couch. 460 00:27:25.834 --> 00:27:27.625 Tell them to get away! 461 00:27:27.709 --> 00:27:29.125 You are scum! Evil! 462 00:27:30.417 --> 00:27:31.458 My money! 463 00:27:31.542 --> 00:27:33.125 Sirs, that's my money! 464 00:27:33.208 --> 00:27:34.166 Hey, that's my money! Stop it! 465 00:27:34.250 --> 00:27:35.583 - That money belongs to the bank. 466 00:27:35.667 --> 00:27:36.959 - Stop it! 467 00:27:37.041 --> 00:27:38.333 You gonna give me a ride? 468 00:27:40.375 --> 00:27:41.834 Whoo-hoo! 469 00:27:41.917 --> 00:27:42.834 Whoo! 470 00:27:44.417 --> 00:27:46.792 Gustavo! 471 00:27:46.875 --> 00:27:49.000 - Drop her, boys. - You are not taking me. 472 00:27:49.083 --> 00:27:50.709 This is my house. You get that? 473 00:27:50.792 --> 00:27:51.834 - Just dump her! - Well, you do! 474 00:27:51.917 --> 00:27:53.625 Because it's my house! 475 00:27:55.917 --> 00:27:57.166 Mi amor. 476 00:27:57.250 --> 00:27:58.417 Gustavo. 477 00:27:59.709 --> 00:28:01.041 Tell them. 478 00:28:01.125 --> 00:28:03.875 - It is time for you to vacate the premises. 479 00:28:03.959 --> 00:28:06.000 - No. You can't kick us out. 480 00:28:06.083 --> 00:28:10.208 Foreclosure status required a six-month notice. 481 00:28:10.291 --> 00:28:12.083 - We had a year. 482 00:28:17.917 --> 00:28:19.667 No. 483 00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:21.041 - 150 bucks is yours 484 00:28:21.125 --> 00:28:23.542 if you clean up the place for us. 485 00:28:24.583 --> 00:28:27.000 Windows too. 486 00:28:27.083 --> 00:28:29.000 Gustavo. 487 00:28:34.959 --> 00:28:37.333 - Nando, Aurora, 488 00:28:37.417 --> 00:28:39.667 go in the house and get our valuables 489 00:28:39.750 --> 00:28:42.166 and all the clean underwear. 490 00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:43.875 We're outta here. 491 00:28:57.333 --> 00:28:58.375 - How bad is it? 492 00:28:58.458 --> 00:29:00.375 - Well, we owe some mortgage, some taxes, 493 00:29:00.458 --> 00:29:02.041 some telephone bills, electricity bills, 494 00:29:02.125 --> 00:29:04.375 Costco, Subway sandwich, credit cards, 495 00:29:04.458 --> 00:29:05.834 some money for the crew, 496 00:29:05.917 --> 00:29:07.875 and five cases of champagne, that's all. 497 00:29:07.959 --> 00:29:10.166 - Without money, we got nothing. 498 00:29:10.250 --> 00:29:11.875 - Look, I could always Uber. I'm strong. 499 00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.583 - And that taco truck? 500 00:29:13.667 --> 00:29:16.417 It has 108,000 miles! - Baby. 501 00:29:16.500 --> 00:29:18.750 - Your own daughter wouldn't even ride in it. 502 00:29:18.834 --> 00:29:20.125 - We had nothing when we started. 503 00:29:20.208 --> 00:29:21.750 We'll start again. 504 00:29:21.834 --> 00:29:22.917 - You don't understand, Gustavo. 505 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:25.083 I was barely able to keep on going as it was. 506 00:29:25.166 --> 00:29:26.125 - Oh, yeah? Well, now who's-- 507 00:29:26.208 --> 00:29:27.917 who's holding secrets, huh? 508 00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:29.083 You never let me know that. 509 00:29:29.166 --> 00:29:30.542 I never knew you were unhappy. 510 00:29:30.625 --> 00:29:31.875 You never complained. 511 00:29:31.959 --> 00:29:33.625 - Because you wouldn't have heard me. 512 00:29:33.709 --> 00:29:36.875 Because you're happy with everything as it is. 513 00:29:36.959 --> 00:29:40.375 Because you're scared to think that you deserve more. 514 00:29:40.458 --> 00:29:43.208 - I don't deserve you. 515 00:29:43.291 --> 00:29:44.667 - You're right. 516 00:29:50.500 --> 00:29:52.750 Every single day. 517 00:29:52.834 --> 00:29:55.959 Every single day, I put the maid's uniform, 518 00:29:56.041 --> 00:29:57.959 I put the smile, 519 00:29:58.041 --> 00:30:00.250 and I become invisible. 520 00:30:00.333 --> 00:30:04.083 And I overhear them talking about how unhappy they are, 521 00:30:04.166 --> 00:30:07.834 about that there's not enough snow at their ski resorts 522 00:30:07.917 --> 00:30:09.625 or how unhappy they are 523 00:30:09.709 --> 00:30:11.125 with their financial consultants, 524 00:30:11.208 --> 00:30:14.417 and meanwhile, I am cleaning up their fucking toilets. 525 00:30:14.500 --> 00:30:15.667 The worst thing is 526 00:30:15.750 --> 00:30:17.959 when they put me in the Christmas card 527 00:30:18.041 --> 00:30:22.375 and pretend that I am part of their family. 528 00:30:23.208 --> 00:30:26.959 And all the horrible things that I don't tell you, Gustavo, 529 00:30:27.041 --> 00:30:29.291 because I love you and I didn't wanna hurt you. 530 00:30:29.375 --> 00:30:31.792 I didn't want you to know what happens to me 531 00:30:31.875 --> 00:30:34.417 when I go to work. 532 00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:36.917 I put up with all of that shit, Gustavo, 533 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:40.291 because when I came to this little house 534 00:30:40.375 --> 00:30:42.083 and I closed the door... 535 00:30:46.583 --> 00:30:49.375 And you take that little house away from me, Gustavo, 536 00:30:49.458 --> 00:30:52.166 and I have nothing else to give! 537 00:30:58.417 --> 00:31:00.041 - Come on. Look on the bright side. 538 00:31:00.125 --> 00:31:03.125 At least we now have matching luggage. 539 00:31:03.208 --> 00:31:06.041 - Get up. Get up, mi amor. 540 00:31:06.125 --> 00:31:07.166 Help me. 541 00:31:19.750 --> 00:31:22.041 - Hey. 542 00:31:26.375 --> 00:31:28.458 Great dog. 543 00:31:37.667 --> 00:31:39.375 - I forgot my hat. 544 00:31:39.458 --> 00:31:40.917 - We're homeless, Gustavo, 545 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:44.166 and the only thing you can think of is your hat? 546 00:31:44.250 --> 00:31:45.959 - It's got my DNA. 547 00:31:47.792 --> 00:31:49.917 - Even our problems have problems. 548 00:32:07.875 --> 00:32:09.875 - Just wait here, mi amor. I'll be right back. 549 00:32:09.959 --> 00:32:11.291 This won't take long. 550 00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:25.583 - Hey, Mom, where are we gonna sleep tonight? 551 00:32:52.125 --> 00:32:54.333 - No, Lupe! What is that? 552 00:32:54.417 --> 00:32:57.333 Lupe, did you steal that? 553 00:32:57.417 --> 00:32:59.041 What is that? 554 00:33:00.375 --> 00:33:01.792 - It's Cuban. 555 00:33:01.875 --> 00:33:03.458 - That just means you broke the law twice. 556 00:33:03.542 --> 00:33:04.458 Give me that. 557 00:33:04.542 --> 00:33:05.500 What's gotten into you? 558 00:33:05.583 --> 00:33:06.792 We gotta get outta here. 559 00:33:06.875 --> 00:33:09.291 - Gustavo. Hmm. 560 00:33:09.375 --> 00:33:11.500 - What are you doing now? 561 00:33:11.583 --> 00:33:13.291 That's not right. You're taking somebody-- 562 00:33:13.375 --> 00:33:15.792 - What? Mmm. - Don't do that. 563 00:33:15.875 --> 00:33:17.125 No, no, no, I don't want-- - No, no, no. 564 00:33:17.208 --> 00:33:18.834 Gustavo, open your mouth. - I don't want any. 565 00:33:18.917 --> 00:33:20.500 - Mmm, Gustavo. 566 00:33:20.583 --> 00:33:23.000 Mm, that is just... 567 00:33:23.083 --> 00:33:24.834 Oh! 568 00:33:24.917 --> 00:33:26.792 - Who's gonna clean up that mess? 569 00:33:26.875 --> 00:33:28.542 - I will clean it up later. 570 00:33:28.625 --> 00:33:30.375 - Later? There's no later. We're leaving now. 571 00:33:30.458 --> 00:33:32.667 - No, no, no, no, no, no, Gustavo. 572 00:33:32.750 --> 00:33:34.333 - What do you mean, "No, no, no"? 573 00:33:34.417 --> 00:33:36.500 - Gustavo, mira. 574 00:33:36.583 --> 00:33:38.208 - What? Oh, no. Don't-- 575 00:33:38.291 --> 00:33:40.291 - No? - Don't do that. 576 00:33:40.375 --> 00:33:41.667 - Ah! - Oh! 577 00:33:43.250 --> 00:33:44.667 Ooh. 578 00:33:44.750 --> 00:33:47.000 Who cares what happens next week, 579 00:33:47.083 --> 00:33:50.542 next month, next year? 580 00:33:50.625 --> 00:33:52.500 Focus on tonight, mi amor. 581 00:34:00.417 --> 00:34:02.291 - Oh, Lupe. 582 00:34:12.125 --> 00:34:14.917 When God closes one door, he opened another one. 583 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.125 - Where are you going? 584 00:34:16.208 --> 00:34:18.375 Lupe, we could wind up in handcuffs. 585 00:34:18.458 --> 00:34:20.375 - Ooh, handcuffs. 586 00:34:20.458 --> 00:34:22.208 That might come in handy tonight. 587 00:34:22.291 --> 00:34:24.125 - Lupe, have you lost your mind? 588 00:34:24.834 --> 00:34:27.667 - I've lost much more than that, Gustavo. 589 00:34:28.959 --> 00:34:31.083 - Oh, Lupe. 590 00:34:34.625 --> 00:34:35.834 - Gustavo. 591 00:34:35.917 --> 00:34:37.000 Sí, Gustavo. 592 00:34:37.083 --> 00:34:38.875 - No. - Ven, mi amor. 593 00:34:39.959 --> 00:34:41.667 Ven. 594 00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:43.208 Gustavo. 595 00:34:45.208 --> 00:34:47.250 - Okay, okay, okay. You win, you win, you win. 596 00:34:47.333 --> 00:34:48.750 - Sí, rápido, rápido. 597 00:34:48.834 --> 00:34:50.625 - I'm a Superman! 598 00:34:50.709 --> 00:34:52.583 - I didn't think they still smashed. 599 00:34:52.667 --> 00:34:54.417 - They're going for that third kid. 600 00:34:55.792 --> 00:34:58.583 So who owns this place? 601 00:34:58.667 --> 00:35:01.417 - Oh, let me introduce you to our host, 602 00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:04.166 Mr. Hancock. 603 00:35:07.834 --> 00:35:10.291 Nando, what's that smell? 604 00:35:16.875 --> 00:35:18.834 - Hancock was a cross-dresser. 605 00:35:20.792 --> 00:35:22.917 Or he was very generous with his lady. 606 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:24.917 - Ladies. 607 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:26.917 Every dress comes in five sizes. 608 00:35:41.709 --> 00:35:43.041 - Lupe. 609 00:35:44.542 --> 00:35:46.291 You were an animal. 610 00:35:48.166 --> 00:35:49.959 I loved it! 611 00:35:50.041 --> 00:35:52.625 But one question. 612 00:35:52.709 --> 00:35:54.959 Why did you keep calling me, "Horace! Horace!" 613 00:36:12.709 --> 00:36:15.625 Ay, Dios mío. 614 00:36:16.250 --> 00:36:18.375 - Say we get away with it for a few days, 615 00:36:18.458 --> 00:36:19.917 a week, a month. 616 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.208 Who's gonna pay the mortgage? 617 00:36:22.291 --> 00:36:25.000 - Well, he has a 1952 Rolls-Royce in his garage, 618 00:36:25.083 --> 00:36:28.208 which means he's been here for at least six decades, 619 00:36:28.291 --> 00:36:30.041 and I don't think there's a mortgage. 620 00:36:30.125 --> 00:36:31.375 This house is paid for. 621 00:36:31.458 --> 00:36:32.792 I think the only thing we have to worry about 622 00:36:32.875 --> 00:36:34.667 is the utilities. 623 00:36:34.750 --> 00:36:35.709 - Ay, Papi. 624 00:36:35.792 --> 00:36:37.375 A person who had all of this 625 00:36:37.458 --> 00:36:39.417 definitely had people in his life. 626 00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:40.500 - But there is not one single picture 627 00:36:40.583 --> 00:36:41.667 of a family in this house. 628 00:36:41.750 --> 00:36:44.125 - Except... 629 00:36:44.208 --> 00:36:46.500 - A dog? 630 00:36:46.583 --> 00:36:48.667 - Listen, and listen to me good. 631 00:36:48.750 --> 00:36:51.875 We are going to only be here until we get back on our feet, 632 00:36:51.959 --> 00:36:53.000 and we're gonna leave this place 633 00:36:53.083 --> 00:36:54.041 better than we found it. 634 00:36:55.625 --> 00:36:57.291 I didn't expect to get busted till tomorrow. 635 00:36:57.375 --> 00:36:58.542 - At least here, the cops ring politely 636 00:36:58.625 --> 00:36:59.834 before they arrest you. 637 00:36:59.917 --> 00:37:01.709 Quick, flush the weed down the toilet! 638 00:37:01.792 --> 00:37:03.500 - What do I do? What do I do? 639 00:37:03.583 --> 00:37:04.750 - You act like you own the place. 640 00:37:04.834 --> 00:37:05.959 - Okay. - There you go. 641 00:37:07.625 --> 00:37:10.000 - Ah, I own this place. I own this place. 642 00:37:12.959 --> 00:37:14.875 This is my house. Can I help you? 643 00:37:14.959 --> 00:37:17.375 - I'm here to see Mr. Hancock. 644 00:37:17.458 --> 00:37:19.917 - Oh. Hancock. 645 00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:22.625 - Is he...otherwise disposed? 646 00:37:23.834 --> 00:37:25.542 - No, he moved to Arizona. 647 00:37:25.625 --> 00:37:28.333 He sold me the house. 648 00:37:28.417 --> 00:37:29.834 - He sold the place. - Yes. 649 00:37:29.917 --> 00:37:31.208 - To you. - Yes. 650 00:37:31.291 --> 00:37:32.834 I opened the door, didn't I? 651 00:37:35.125 --> 00:37:36.750 - He sold you his house, 652 00:37:36.834 --> 00:37:39.542 his dog, and his bathrobe? 653 00:37:39.625 --> 00:37:40.625 - Yeah. 654 00:37:40.709 --> 00:37:42.041 He wanted to make a clean start. 655 00:37:42.125 --> 00:37:44.375 It was a garage sale. Good day. 656 00:37:44.458 --> 00:37:45.625 - Russ Huard. 657 00:37:45.709 --> 00:37:46.709 I broker high-end estates, 658 00:37:46.792 --> 00:37:49.041 and I've been eyeing this property for a while. 659 00:37:49.125 --> 00:37:50.500 How much did the old guy end up getting for it? 660 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.417 - For the dog and the house? 661 00:37:53.500 --> 00:37:55.542 - It's okay. Could upsell. 662 00:37:55.625 --> 00:37:57.417 - No, it's just that-- 663 00:37:57.500 --> 00:38:00.583 - True, title companies make that information public 664 00:38:00.667 --> 00:38:02.458 but not when both parties agreed to sign 665 00:38:02.542 --> 00:38:04.125 a confidentiality agreement, 666 00:38:04.208 --> 00:38:08.458 as it is often the case in high-profile acquisitions. 667 00:38:08.542 --> 00:38:10.375 Aurora Alvarez. 668 00:38:10.458 --> 00:38:12.083 I handle our real estate transactions. 669 00:38:12.166 --> 00:38:13.792 - Smart. Keep it in the family. 670 00:38:13.875 --> 00:38:15.375 - Yeah. 671 00:38:16.583 --> 00:38:18.750 Ah, that won't be necessary. I... 672 00:38:20.417 --> 00:38:21.959 - Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Alvarez. 673 00:38:22.041 --> 00:38:23.333 - Thank you. 674 00:38:23.417 --> 00:38:25.291 - Compliments on the landscaping. 675 00:38:25.375 --> 00:38:27.250 - Yeah. 676 00:38:29.542 --> 00:38:32.041 I did not like the way he was staring. 677 00:38:33.041 --> 00:38:34.750 At me. 678 00:38:34.834 --> 00:38:37.792 - Pancho Villa wants a fake ID, huh? 679 00:38:37.875 --> 00:38:39.917 - $300 for deluxe package. 680 00:38:40.834 --> 00:38:42.291 - Okay, but does that include 681 00:38:42.375 --> 00:38:44.667 the gas bill and the driver's license? 682 00:38:44.750 --> 00:38:46.959 - We throw in counterfeit handicap parking sticker, 683 00:38:47.041 --> 00:38:48.250 Grammy, Emmy, Oscar tickets, 684 00:38:48.333 --> 00:38:49.458 Yacht Show, Art Basel, 685 00:38:49.542 --> 00:38:51.500 Miami Heat, Miami Dolphin, UM football game, 686 00:38:51.583 --> 00:38:53.125 half off Brazilian butt-lift. 687 00:38:53.208 --> 00:38:55.417 - Wow. - Ooh. 688 00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:56.917 That watch, though. 689 00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:58.834 - Oh, no, no, not the watch. - Uh-huh. 690 00:38:58.917 --> 00:39:00.208 - This watch is-- no, it's out of the question. 691 00:39:00.291 --> 00:39:02.208 It's not mine. I'm holding it for a friend. 692 00:39:03.083 --> 00:39:04.375 What would I get for it? 693 00:39:05.750 --> 00:39:08.625 - Today only, fake ID. 694 00:39:09.166 --> 00:39:13.208 - The address is 911 Bizmark Drive. 695 00:39:13.875 --> 00:39:16.417 - Ooh, the 1% of the 1%. 696 00:39:16.500 --> 00:39:17.792 Nice. 697 00:39:17.875 --> 00:39:19.959 - Can you throw in a dog's license 698 00:39:20.041 --> 00:39:20.959 in there too, please? 699 00:39:21.041 --> 00:39:22.542 - What's the dog's name? 700 00:39:22.625 --> 00:39:24.125 - Horace. 701 00:39:24.208 --> 00:39:25.375 - Horace? 702 00:39:25.458 --> 00:39:27.125 What kinda name is that for a Latino mutt? 703 00:39:27.208 --> 00:39:29.583 - Well, he's--he's adopted. 704 00:39:31.917 --> 00:39:32.959 Come on. 705 00:39:33.041 --> 00:39:34.792 Come on. - Pops. 706 00:39:34.875 --> 00:39:36.291 Pops, Pops, Pops. 707 00:39:36.375 --> 00:39:38.375 What's it matter what monkey suit I wear 708 00:39:38.458 --> 00:39:41.917 if we drive up to my new school in this piece-of-crap taco? 709 00:39:45.792 --> 00:39:47.250 - Hey, Nando, what if the old coot didn't die 710 00:39:47.333 --> 00:39:48.250 of natural causes? 711 00:39:48.333 --> 00:39:49.792 - He didn't, unless you consider 712 00:39:49.875 --> 00:39:51.542 jerking yourself off to death natural. 713 00:39:51.625 --> 00:39:53.834 - Hey, I'm lucky I got out of my teens alive. 714 00:39:53.917 --> 00:39:56.250 You behave, I'll let you take this to the prom. 715 00:39:56.333 --> 00:39:59.333 If this doesn't get you laid, nothing will. 716 00:39:59.417 --> 00:40:01.083 I never really had a chance to talk to you 717 00:40:01.166 --> 00:40:02.709 about the birds and the bees. 718 00:40:02.792 --> 00:40:04.208 - Sure, Pops. What do you wanna know? 719 00:40:04.291 --> 00:40:05.375 - I don't know, but don't touch it. 720 00:40:05.458 --> 00:40:06.834 I'm trying to learn how to drive this car. 721 00:40:06.917 --> 00:40:09.291 - Morning, Mrs. Rockefeller. 722 00:40:09.375 --> 00:40:10.875 - Pops, that guy knows we're gardeners. 723 00:40:10.959 --> 00:40:12.208 - Who's that--ugh. 724 00:40:12.291 --> 00:40:14.208 - Whoa! 725 00:40:14.291 --> 00:40:15.208 The hell are you doing? 726 00:40:15.291 --> 00:40:16.250 Where's Horace? 727 00:40:16.333 --> 00:40:17.667 - Oh. 728 00:40:17.750 --> 00:40:19.583 - He sold the house. 729 00:40:19.667 --> 00:40:22.333 - Yeah, yeah, he sold the house and everything in it. 730 00:40:22.417 --> 00:40:23.792 - Really? 731 00:40:23.875 --> 00:40:24.959 You're gardeners. 732 00:40:25.041 --> 00:40:26.750 Why are you dressed like you're sort of... 733 00:40:26.834 --> 00:40:27.917 - Uh, well... 734 00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:30.041 - Tell me about the new owners. 735 00:40:30.125 --> 00:40:32.083 - Well... - Gustavo. 736 00:40:32.166 --> 00:40:34.333 Pick up my order at the pharmacy. 737 00:40:34.417 --> 00:40:36.208 And the pool needs attention. 738 00:40:36.291 --> 00:40:37.625 - Yes, ma'am. 739 00:40:37.709 --> 00:40:39.500 - Troy Hudson. 740 00:40:39.583 --> 00:40:43.417 If your costar wasn't arrested for humping a goat, 741 00:40:43.500 --> 00:40:45.041 you'd still be on the air. 742 00:40:45.125 --> 00:40:47.083 - Well, better to have loved and lost 743 00:40:47.166 --> 00:40:48.583 than never to have loved at all. 744 00:40:51.333 --> 00:40:52.417 - Mm. - Hey, Troy. 745 00:40:52.500 --> 00:40:53.959 Of all the women you've been with, 746 00:40:54.041 --> 00:40:55.083 who's your favorite? 747 00:40:55.166 --> 00:40:58.250 - Hmm. Always my next one. 748 00:40:58.333 --> 00:41:00.375 - Forget it. You're wasting your time. 749 00:41:00.458 --> 00:41:02.667 I haven't been able to get as much as a smile from her. 750 00:41:02.750 --> 00:41:04.750 That's Donya Guadalupe Alvarez. 751 00:41:04.834 --> 00:41:07.125 - Ooh. Guadalupe. 752 00:41:07.208 --> 00:41:10.333 Oh, yeah. 753 00:41:12.291 --> 00:41:14.041 - He's still got game. 754 00:41:20.333 --> 00:41:22.625 - How may I help you, gentlemen? 755 00:41:22.709 --> 00:41:25.000 - Yes, I'd like to enroll my son 756 00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:26.959 in this school. 757 00:41:27.041 --> 00:41:29.125 - May I have proof of residency, please? 758 00:41:29.208 --> 00:41:30.375 - Here you go. 759 00:41:33.667 --> 00:41:35.500 Well, you know, not that... 760 00:41:35.583 --> 00:41:37.458 we wanna brag about our wealth, because it's not polite, 761 00:41:37.542 --> 00:41:39.000 but I got the money. 762 00:41:39.083 --> 00:41:40.125 I could send him 763 00:41:40.208 --> 00:41:43.166 to just about any private institution, you know. 764 00:41:43.250 --> 00:41:45.333 So private that sometimes he's the only one in the room. 765 00:41:45.417 --> 00:41:46.542 But I want him out the house. 766 00:41:46.625 --> 00:41:48.500 - No, no. Stop, stop. 767 00:41:48.583 --> 00:41:50.834 Your hands off my ukulele. I'm serious. 768 00:41:50.917 --> 00:41:52.125 That is not yours. That is mine. 769 00:41:52.208 --> 00:41:54.208 - You're gonna sit over there and not move a muscle 770 00:41:54.291 --> 00:41:55.834 until your name is called. 771 00:41:55.917 --> 00:41:56.834 You understand? 772 00:41:56.917 --> 00:41:58.458 - "You understand?" 773 00:41:59.458 --> 00:42:01.625 - What grade will you be attending, Fernando? 774 00:42:01.709 --> 00:42:04.542 - What comes after eighth? 775 00:42:04.625 --> 00:42:06.333 - I've survived Tiffany Glickman. 776 00:42:06.417 --> 00:42:07.875 I can get through you. 777 00:42:07.959 --> 00:42:09.583 Take a seat. 778 00:42:15.375 --> 00:42:18.166 - Students with consecutive detentions will be suspended. 779 00:42:18.250 --> 00:42:20.542 Students with consecutive suspensions will be expelled. 780 00:42:20.625 --> 00:42:22.709 Students with consecutive expulsions will be required 781 00:42:22.792 --> 00:42:24.667 to audition for reality shows. 782 00:42:24.750 --> 00:42:27.542 - Can't believe summer's over already. 783 00:42:27.625 --> 00:42:30.583 Mother made me go to boring Europe again. 784 00:42:30.667 --> 00:42:32.250 - Damn. - You? 785 00:42:32.333 --> 00:42:34.125 - I worked for my dad. 786 00:42:35.667 --> 00:42:37.834 - Wait. 787 00:42:37.917 --> 00:42:40.583 You're the guy that mows my lawn. 788 00:42:40.667 --> 00:42:42.959 - Fernando Alvarez, you're wanted in the office. 789 00:42:44.834 --> 00:42:47.125 - Hasta luego. - What? 790 00:42:47.208 --> 00:42:48.834 - Spanish. 791 00:42:51.458 --> 00:42:53.917 - I don't speak Spanish, except for the curse words. 792 00:43:16.834 --> 00:43:18.667 - Charlie Imbiano. 793 00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:20.959 Charlie Imbiano, come to the office, please. 794 00:43:37.792 --> 00:43:39.458 - You mopped underneath the refrigerator? 795 00:43:39.542 --> 00:43:40.917 - Yes. - Mm. 796 00:43:41.000 --> 00:43:43.208 And Master Henry's pear puree? 797 00:43:44.667 --> 00:43:46.875 - Yes, he's fed and bathed. 798 00:43:46.959 --> 00:43:49.291 - Mm. Good. 799 00:43:49.375 --> 00:43:50.625 Hello, darling. 800 00:43:50.709 --> 00:43:52.750 - I want more unicorns! 801 00:43:57.375 --> 00:43:59.250 I don't subscribe to corporal punishment, 802 00:43:59.333 --> 00:44:01.750 except under extreme circumstances. 803 00:44:14.041 --> 00:44:15.625 - Ha. Ooh. 804 00:44:15.709 --> 00:44:17.709 A little sensitive today. 805 00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.667 - I like those hairy arms. 806 00:44:23.750 --> 00:44:25.875 - Oh. - Why are you stopping? 807 00:44:25.959 --> 00:44:27.750 - Don't do that. 808 00:44:28.709 --> 00:44:30.709 - Oh! Oh! 809 00:44:30.792 --> 00:44:31.959 God. 810 00:44:32.041 --> 00:44:34.041 - Look who's sensitive now. 811 00:44:34.125 --> 00:44:35.333 - You're fired. 812 00:44:35.417 --> 00:44:37.333 Turn in your uniform. 813 00:44:37.417 --> 00:44:38.709 On Monday, my lawyer will-- 814 00:44:38.792 --> 00:44:41.375 - You'll do nothing, unless you want your wife 815 00:44:41.458 --> 00:44:43.792 to find about your two mistresses 816 00:44:43.875 --> 00:44:46.875 and the secret bank accounts that you keep in the Caymans. 817 00:45:01.250 --> 00:45:03.083 - Lupe! 818 00:45:03.166 --> 00:45:05.125 What are you doing? You can't quit. We're broke. 819 00:45:05.208 --> 00:45:06.458 - I am not gonna put up with this anymore. 820 00:45:06.542 --> 00:45:07.500 - What? - I am not putting 821 00:45:07.583 --> 00:45:08.834 with this up anymore, Gustavo. 822 00:45:08.917 --> 00:45:11.000 Never again in my life. 823 00:45:11.083 --> 00:45:12.083 - What happened? 824 00:45:12.166 --> 00:45:13.500 - You don't want to know what happened. 825 00:45:13.583 --> 00:45:14.709 - Lupe. - I'm leaving. 826 00:45:14.792 --> 00:45:16.834 - Lupe, please, I can't get him to take his nap. 827 00:45:16.917 --> 00:45:18.667 How do you do it? 828 00:45:30.333 --> 00:45:32.041 You are the mother. 829 00:45:32.125 --> 00:45:33.083 You take care of him. 830 00:45:43.125 --> 00:45:45.875 - Didn't we brush shoulders during Art Basel? 831 00:45:45.959 --> 00:45:47.500 - I never brush shoulders. 832 00:45:47.583 --> 00:45:48.917 Wrinkles my gown. 833 00:45:50.458 --> 00:45:51.834 - Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. 834 00:45:51.917 --> 00:45:53.417 I was closing a deal on Star Island. 835 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:55.041 Shaq's old place. 836 00:45:55.125 --> 00:45:56.750 - Russ Huard? 837 00:45:56.834 --> 00:45:58.750 You still using that name? 838 00:45:58.834 --> 00:46:00.750 I kept three lawyers in Jaguars 839 00:46:00.834 --> 00:46:02.750 trying to recoup the $5 mil you screwed out of me 840 00:46:02.834 --> 00:46:05.125 on that Palace Estates deal. 841 00:46:05.208 --> 00:46:06.250 - What's he talking about? 842 00:46:06.333 --> 00:46:08.750 - Something that was settled a long time ago, Aurora. 843 00:46:08.834 --> 00:46:10.709 - Won't be settled till I see you behind bars. 844 00:46:12.041 --> 00:46:14.250 One thing you need to know about people around here: 845 00:46:14.333 --> 00:46:16.208 most everything you see is fake. 846 00:46:19.375 --> 00:46:21.625 - I Googled your company. 847 00:46:21.709 --> 00:46:23.583 You had your real estate license revoked 848 00:46:23.667 --> 00:46:25.083 for fraud. 849 00:46:25.166 --> 00:46:26.583 - It was suspended, not revoked. 850 00:46:26.667 --> 00:46:28.291 - Just find another sucker, hmm? 851 00:46:31.041 --> 00:46:33.083 - Why did Horace Hancock just suddenly disappear? 852 00:46:33.166 --> 00:46:34.417 Hmm? - I told you. 853 00:46:34.500 --> 00:46:37.000 He moved to New Mexico for the weather. 854 00:46:37.083 --> 00:46:39.458 - Actually, no, your dad said Arizona. 855 00:46:39.542 --> 00:46:40.792 Canadians move to the desert for the heat, 856 00:46:40.875 --> 00:46:43.041 not people from Florida. 857 00:46:43.125 --> 00:46:45.625 - Well, when you have the kinda money that we do, 858 00:46:45.709 --> 00:46:47.458 you tend to conceal certain details 859 00:46:47.542 --> 00:46:49.291 to see if people are interested in you 860 00:46:49.375 --> 00:46:50.625 or your wealth. 861 00:46:50.709 --> 00:46:51.709 - Oh, okay. 862 00:46:51.792 --> 00:46:54.625 So you think that all I see are dollar signs. 863 00:46:54.709 --> 00:46:56.667 - Russ, come on. 864 00:46:56.750 --> 00:46:57.792 You wouldn't be talking to me 865 00:46:57.875 --> 00:47:00.250 if I was a little Latinita from Hialeah, mm? 866 00:47:02.041 --> 00:47:03.959 - There are three huge properties 867 00:47:04.041 --> 00:47:06.125 that go on the market tomorrow. 868 00:47:06.208 --> 00:47:08.625 Do you wanna go back to my place 869 00:47:08.709 --> 00:47:10.542 and...work? 870 00:47:11.583 --> 00:47:13.583 - Mm, I'll do... 871 00:47:13.667 --> 00:47:15.208 my own research at home. 872 00:47:18.375 --> 00:47:21.417 Aurora, actually, your house is the other way. 873 00:47:33.375 --> 00:47:36.083 - Pops, this beats hanging a hose off our roof. 874 00:47:37.291 --> 00:47:39.625 - I wish the swimming pool was kidney-shaped. 875 00:47:40.625 --> 00:47:42.709 And make the jacuzzi face south. 876 00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:45.375 You know, we still have the same problems 877 00:47:45.458 --> 00:47:46.792 we had before. 878 00:47:46.875 --> 00:47:48.291 Except now we got an electricity bill 879 00:47:48.375 --> 00:47:50.125 that's $4,400. 880 00:47:50.208 --> 00:47:52.333 - Sell his stuff. He doesn't need it. 881 00:47:52.417 --> 00:47:54.125 - It's one thing to eat the food in his refrigerator. 882 00:47:54.208 --> 00:47:55.375 It was gonna go bad anyways. 883 00:47:55.458 --> 00:47:57.834 It's totally another thing to sell his stuff. 884 00:47:57.917 --> 00:47:59.166 - Did Robin Hood steal? 885 00:47:59.250 --> 00:48:01.041 - Robin Hood? 886 00:48:01.125 --> 00:48:03.250 All we are is hoods. 887 00:48:03.333 --> 00:48:04.917 Don't you think God's gonna punish us for this? 888 00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:06.750 - No. 889 00:48:06.834 --> 00:48:08.542 I think he finally stopped. 890 00:48:14.792 --> 00:48:16.542 - Just like the old neighborhood. 891 00:48:16.625 --> 00:48:19.208 Except these pure breeds all bark in French. 892 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.750 - Ow! 893 00:48:26.166 --> 00:48:29.500 - Threat detected. 894 00:48:29.583 --> 00:48:31.625 Threat detected. 895 00:48:37.834 --> 00:48:40.041 - Hey! 896 00:48:40.125 --> 00:48:42.792 Mr. Hancock. Haven't seen you in a while. 897 00:48:43.959 --> 00:48:45.291 Are you his driver? 898 00:48:45.375 --> 00:48:46.583 - I'm a collector. 899 00:48:46.667 --> 00:48:48.250 I collect cars like this. 900 00:48:48.333 --> 00:48:51.458 I have a lot of them already. 901 00:48:52.667 --> 00:48:54.083 - Never thought ole Horace would part 902 00:48:54.166 --> 00:48:55.834 with this chick magnet. 903 00:48:56.542 --> 00:49:00.083 Only other person he ever let behind the wheel was Svetlana. 904 00:49:00.166 --> 00:49:01.500 - Svetlana, huh? 905 00:49:02.834 --> 00:49:03.917 Svetlana, was that his driver? 906 00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:05.792 - No. She's my ex. 907 00:49:05.875 --> 00:49:07.709 That'll be $88.73. 908 00:49:09.166 --> 00:49:11.500 - Okay, here you go. 909 00:49:12.375 --> 00:49:13.750 Uh... 910 00:49:13.834 --> 00:49:15.083 - Oh, you're short. 911 00:49:15.166 --> 00:49:16.375 - Uh, coupon? 912 00:49:16.458 --> 00:49:19.208 - Not for a jumbo soda and fries. 913 00:49:19.291 --> 00:49:20.917 - Give me a minute. 914 00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:22.083 - Where are you going? 915 00:49:22.166 --> 00:49:24.208 What do you think you're doing, pal? 916 00:49:40.208 --> 00:49:41.333 Vámanos. - Oh. 917 00:49:41.417 --> 00:49:43.208 - Let's go! 918 00:49:54.417 --> 00:49:56.458 - Hey! Hey! 919 00:49:56.542 --> 00:49:58.125 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 920 00:49:58.208 --> 00:49:59.917 - Thank you. 921 00:50:10.417 --> 00:50:12.333 - Dios mío. 922 00:50:12.417 --> 00:50:14.041 $62 an ounce? 923 00:50:15.709 --> 00:50:18.125 That's how much they charge for the pound. 924 00:50:18.208 --> 00:50:20.208 - If you're looking to pocket what your señora gives you 925 00:50:20.291 --> 00:50:22.166 and what you actually pay for, 926 00:50:22.250 --> 00:50:25.125 there's a Spanish market on Calle Ocho that discounts. 927 00:50:37.583 --> 00:50:39.583 - Infuriating, isn't it? - Oh. 928 00:50:40.458 --> 00:50:43.125 - I mean, when I'm not wearing my Gucci 929 00:50:43.208 --> 00:50:46.208 and they hear my accent, they treat me like the help. 930 00:50:46.291 --> 00:50:47.500 Please. 931 00:50:47.583 --> 00:50:49.667 I mean, I wear more diamonds to the supermarket 932 00:50:49.750 --> 00:50:51.417 than to a charity event. 933 00:50:51.500 --> 00:50:53.375 - Hmm. - Hola. 934 00:50:53.458 --> 00:50:55.500 I'm Marina de la Torre. - Hi. 935 00:50:56.625 --> 00:50:59.959 - So there's a supermarket down in Calle Ocho. 936 00:51:00.917 --> 00:51:02.333 Es divino. 937 00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:04.792 Shall we? 938 00:51:12.291 --> 00:51:13.625 Thanks for nothing. 939 00:52:12.875 --> 00:52:14.500 - Mr. Hancock, your baby's back. 940 00:52:17.709 --> 00:52:19.000 - What are you doing in my house? 941 00:52:19.083 --> 00:52:20.000 - I ask same. 942 00:52:20.083 --> 00:52:21.291 - I am going to call the police. 943 00:52:21.375 --> 00:52:22.750 - Phone next to toilet. 944 00:52:22.834 --> 00:52:24.083 - How did you know that? 945 00:52:24.166 --> 00:52:25.083 - My house. 946 00:52:25.166 --> 00:52:26.750 - This is my home! Get out! 947 00:52:26.834 --> 00:52:28.458 Who are you? - My brush. 948 00:52:28.542 --> 00:52:29.625 - Who are you? 949 00:52:29.709 --> 00:52:31.583 - I'm Horace housekeeper many years. 950 00:52:31.667 --> 00:52:33.959 Back from holiday. You take my job, I kill you. 951 00:52:34.041 --> 00:52:36.250 - Do I look like a maid? 952 00:52:36.333 --> 00:52:38.041 - Yes. 953 00:52:40.709 --> 00:52:42.083 - Svetlana? 954 00:52:45.083 --> 00:52:47.250 Ah, yes. You must be Svetlana. 955 00:52:47.333 --> 00:52:48.500 Hancock said that you were 956 00:52:48.583 --> 00:52:51.166 the best housekeeper he ever had 957 00:52:51.250 --> 00:52:54.542 and the only one he would allow to drive his Rolls-Royce. 958 00:52:54.625 --> 00:52:55.667 That's a big compliment. 959 00:52:55.750 --> 00:53:00.166 - He put me in will. He die, house is mine. 960 00:53:00.250 --> 00:53:01.375 - He lie. 961 00:53:02.417 --> 00:53:03.417 Just like all men. 962 00:53:05.125 --> 00:53:06.834 - I go. 963 00:53:06.917 --> 00:53:07.875 - No. 964 00:53:07.959 --> 00:53:09.834 We could use some help around the house. 965 00:53:09.917 --> 00:53:11.250 You can stay. 966 00:53:11.333 --> 00:53:12.709 - I unpack. 967 00:53:12.792 --> 00:53:15.667 - Lupe, what are you doing? 968 00:53:15.750 --> 00:53:17.041 - I just hired a maid. 969 00:53:17.125 --> 00:53:18.458 - I see that. 970 00:53:18.542 --> 00:53:20.333 Why don't you just hire gardeners and painters? 971 00:53:20.417 --> 00:53:22.000 - I did. - What? 972 00:53:27.834 --> 00:53:28.834 Hondurans? 973 00:53:28.917 --> 00:53:30.333 - And they are cheaper than you. 974 00:53:30.417 --> 00:53:32.875 - That's loca, you know? 975 00:53:32.959 --> 00:53:34.834 You know... 976 00:53:34.917 --> 00:53:37.000 Out of your mind. 977 00:53:37.083 --> 00:53:39.917 - Gustavo. Where are you going with that? 978 00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:41.875 - Well, I'm gonna go try to get some money for this 979 00:53:41.959 --> 00:53:44.083 so can pay our gardener, our maid, 980 00:53:44.166 --> 00:53:46.208 our plumber, our painter, 981 00:53:46.291 --> 00:53:47.709 whoever else you hired. 982 00:53:47.792 --> 00:53:49.166 Tan loca. 983 00:53:49.250 --> 00:53:50.917 - These two producers are 984 00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:52.250 caught in the middle of a messy divorce 985 00:53:52.333 --> 00:53:54.417 because they both caught each other 986 00:53:54.500 --> 00:53:56.375 sleeping with the same star of one of their films. 987 00:53:56.458 --> 00:53:57.709 - No way. - They need a quick sale. 988 00:53:57.792 --> 00:53:59.000 Why doesn't your father scoop it up? 989 00:53:59.083 --> 00:54:02.375 - Oh, real estate is just his hobby, not his passion. 990 00:54:02.458 --> 00:54:04.041 - Am I wrong to assume that your father went 991 00:54:04.125 --> 00:54:05.875 from 0 to 60 pretty fast? 992 00:54:05.959 --> 00:54:08.583 - Russ, it's not polite to ask how people made their money. 993 00:54:08.667 --> 00:54:10.750 - Politeness is not what made these people well-off. 994 00:54:10.834 --> 00:54:12.667 - Why not? He's good-looking. 995 00:54:12.750 --> 00:54:13.750 - We ask twice its worth, 996 00:54:13.834 --> 00:54:15.875 list it exclusively in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, 997 00:54:15.959 --> 00:54:19.041 sell it for 50% off, sight unseen. 998 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:22.083 What are you waiting for? 999 00:54:22.166 --> 00:54:24.417 The United Arab Emirates is 11 hours ahead. 1000 00:54:24.500 --> 00:54:26.250 - Here, take the Oscar! 1001 00:54:26.333 --> 00:54:27.583 - I have a new listing. 1002 00:54:33.959 --> 00:54:35.417 - Oh! 1003 00:54:35.500 --> 00:54:37.667 Coño. I burnt my tongue. 1004 00:54:38.834 --> 00:54:40.709 Now I can't taste the hint of nutmeg. 1005 00:54:40.792 --> 00:54:42.250 - Grow a pair, Flaco. 1006 00:54:42.333 --> 00:54:43.917 - I'd sooner grow one of those. 1007 00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:46.083 You know, vaginas are ten times stronger. 1008 00:54:46.166 --> 00:54:48.041 It launched this culito into the world. 1009 00:54:48.125 --> 00:54:49.875 - Last time you touched one. 1010 00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:56.917 First time I've seen a Rolls in my neighborhood. 1011 00:55:01.875 --> 00:55:03.959 Car drives itself? 1012 00:55:04.041 --> 00:55:05.834 - Not the ones from the last century. 1013 00:55:13.417 --> 00:55:17.125 - This painting is by P-I-C-A-S-- 1014 00:55:17.208 --> 00:55:18.959 - Worth more if it wasn't faded. 1015 00:55:19.041 --> 00:55:21.417 - Where did you get all of this stuff? 1016 00:55:21.500 --> 00:55:22.917 - This camera is the original camera 1017 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:24.458 used by Charlie Chaplin to-- 1018 00:55:24.542 --> 00:55:26.875 - Who's going to buy a camera that uses film? 1019 00:55:27.834 --> 00:55:29.125 - These feathers, this was used 1020 00:55:29.208 --> 00:55:30.792 to sign the Declaration of Indepen-- 1021 00:55:30.875 --> 00:55:32.500 - Yeah, was it used to tickle George Washington's balls too? 1022 00:55:32.583 --> 00:55:34.792 - If they did, it'd be worth a lot more. 1023 00:55:34.875 --> 00:55:37.500 Okay, this is my final piece. 1024 00:55:37.583 --> 00:55:39.792 These piece right here, bust is an original. 1025 00:55:39.875 --> 00:55:41.875 - It's a bust itself. 1026 00:55:41.959 --> 00:55:43.875 Leonardo da Pinche, it's got a crack in it. 1027 00:55:43.959 --> 00:55:46.667 - Yes, but it's a 5,000-year-old crack. 1028 00:55:46.750 --> 00:55:48.458 - Nobody likes old crack. 1029 00:55:48.542 --> 00:55:51.125 - $1,500. 1030 00:55:51.208 --> 00:55:52.667 - That's only $1,450. 1031 00:55:52.750 --> 00:55:55.625 - You think because I'm Asian, I'm good at math? 1032 00:55:55.709 --> 00:55:56.625 - No. 1033 00:55:56.709 --> 00:55:58.542 I think you just weren't raised right. 1034 00:55:59.792 --> 00:56:01.125 - Pervert. 1035 00:56:11.417 --> 00:56:12.667 - You know, you're not the first kid 1036 00:56:12.750 --> 00:56:14.667 to use a fake address to get into our school. 1037 00:56:14.750 --> 00:56:15.834 - Give it back, freak. 1038 00:56:15.917 --> 00:56:18.375 - Orale, ese. Where you kick it? 1039 00:56:18.458 --> 00:56:19.792 Where's your crib, cabrón? 1040 00:56:19.875 --> 00:56:21.750 - Where do I live? - Yeah. 1041 00:56:23.375 --> 00:56:26.709 - Uh...my house is down the street, 1042 00:56:26.792 --> 00:56:29.500 around the bend, behind the trees, 1043 00:56:29.583 --> 00:56:31.208 up the road... 1044 00:56:31.291 --> 00:56:34.083 the yellow brick road. 1045 00:56:34.166 --> 00:56:37.041 - Oh, the Hancock estate. 1046 00:56:37.125 --> 00:56:38.959 Yeah, my mother writes the old geezer 1047 00:56:39.041 --> 00:56:41.250 a new will every week. 1048 00:56:41.333 --> 00:56:42.458 - Yeah, well, I swiped Hancock's, 1049 00:56:42.542 --> 00:56:44.667 but I can't figure out the password. 1050 00:56:44.750 --> 00:56:46.000 I've tried every four-letter word 1051 00:56:46.083 --> 00:56:47.542 I could think of. 1052 00:56:47.625 --> 00:56:51.166 - Oh, did you try L-I-A-R? 1053 00:56:52.083 --> 00:56:53.000 "Liar." - No. 1054 00:56:53.083 --> 00:56:56.333 I'm gonna try out S-E-X-Y. 1055 00:56:56.417 --> 00:56:57.875 - Oh, yeah? 1056 00:56:57.959 --> 00:56:59.041 Okay. 1057 00:56:59.125 --> 00:57:00.709 - "Cool" or "hot"... - Yeah, yeah. 1058 00:57:00.792 --> 00:57:02.875 - And all that kinda stuff. 1059 00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.417 - So you don't have a phone that works, 1060 00:57:06.500 --> 00:57:08.834 so how do I get in touch with you? 1061 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.542 - The old-fashioned way. 1062 00:57:13.834 --> 00:57:15.709 Nando! 1063 00:57:15.792 --> 00:57:17.417 - Nando! 1064 00:57:17.500 --> 00:57:19.709 - Nando! - Nando! 1065 00:57:19.792 --> 00:57:21.834 both: Nando! 1066 00:57:22.959 --> 00:57:24.625 Nando! 1067 00:57:24.709 --> 00:57:26.417 - Hey, is that Nando? both: Nando! 1068 00:57:26.500 --> 00:57:28.834 - Running with a rubia, yelling his name out? 1069 00:57:30.375 --> 00:57:32.750 Gustavo. - Hey. 1070 00:57:32.834 --> 00:57:34.709 - I just saw your boy running with some rubia. 1071 00:57:34.792 --> 00:57:36.166 She was yelling his name out. 1072 00:57:40.834 --> 00:57:43.458 And Lupe just, like, ran by. 1073 00:57:43.542 --> 00:57:45.000 - Eh, that's not Lupe. 1074 00:57:45.083 --> 00:57:48.166 - No, I gotta admit, bro, it looked like Lupe ran by. 1075 00:57:48.250 --> 00:57:49.333 - I'm telling you, Lupe doesn't run 1076 00:57:49.417 --> 00:57:50.875 unless there's a sale at Target. 1077 00:57:50.959 --> 00:57:52.125 - Mr. Gus. 1078 00:57:52.208 --> 00:57:53.625 - Yes, ma'am. 1079 00:57:53.709 --> 00:57:56.542 - Mr. Gus, that stench is horrid. 1080 00:57:56.625 --> 00:57:57.667 - Yes, ma'am, it is. 1081 00:57:57.750 --> 00:58:01.834 I'm using the new, 100% all-natural fertilizers. 1082 00:58:01.917 --> 00:58:03.583 - But I'm expecting company tonight. 1083 00:58:03.667 --> 00:58:05.125 Would it be too terribly difficult 1084 00:58:05.208 --> 00:58:06.834 to get rid of it? 1085 00:58:06.917 --> 00:58:10.333 - Ma'am, this smell is horrible for human beings, 1086 00:58:10.417 --> 00:58:11.792 but I assure you, to the plants, 1087 00:58:11.875 --> 00:58:14.458 it's Chanel Number 5. 1088 00:58:14.542 --> 00:58:16.667 - Thank you. Thank you. 1089 00:58:21.250 --> 00:58:23.208 - Ah, pick up the poo. 1090 00:58:25.750 --> 00:58:27.500 Yes, Mrs. Finch. 1091 00:58:28.917 --> 00:58:30.667 It's good poo. 1092 00:58:34.917 --> 00:58:35.917 Ay. 1093 00:58:37.583 --> 00:58:38.583 No. 1094 00:58:39.625 --> 00:58:40.709 No. 1095 00:58:40.792 --> 00:58:42.041 No. 1096 00:58:43.125 --> 00:58:44.041 I quit. 1097 00:58:44.125 --> 00:58:46.166 - Gus. 1098 00:58:46.250 --> 00:58:47.583 Gus, come on. 1099 00:58:47.667 --> 00:58:49.458 - Qué te pasó, man? - This is not like you. 1100 00:58:53.250 --> 00:58:54.917 All I know is gardening. 1101 00:58:57.583 --> 00:58:59.041 Here's the hat. 1102 00:58:59.125 --> 00:59:00.834 Here are the keys. 1103 00:59:00.917 --> 00:59:03.792 196,000 miles, in mint condition. 1104 00:59:03.875 --> 00:59:05.875 - Take the money, Gus. Here. 1105 00:59:07.625 --> 00:59:08.917 - I don't get it. 1106 00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:11.542 Man's broke, he doesn't take a handout. 1107 00:59:11.625 --> 00:59:13.125 - He's got dignity. 1108 00:59:14.291 --> 00:59:15.500 And he'd want me to have 'em both. 1109 00:59:15.583 --> 00:59:16.500 - But you got the hat, man. 1110 00:59:16.583 --> 00:59:17.583 - No, he wants me to have 'em both. 1111 00:59:17.667 --> 00:59:19.792 - You got the hat. - Get off! 1112 00:59:35.458 --> 00:59:38.750 You can never get enough of what you don't really need. 1113 00:59:38.834 --> 00:59:40.500 Put hers on my bill. 1114 00:59:40.583 --> 00:59:44.667 So, darling, I'm hosting my ladies' charity group 1115 00:59:44.750 --> 00:59:46.709 at my home next week. 1116 00:59:46.792 --> 00:59:48.959 But I'm still waiting for my first invitation 1117 00:59:49.041 --> 00:59:50.667 to your house. 1118 00:59:52.166 --> 00:59:53.625 - Excuse me. 1119 00:59:53.709 --> 00:59:55.458 I couldn't help overhearing. 1120 00:59:55.542 --> 00:59:57.250 I've heard the most marvelous things 1121 00:59:57.333 --> 00:59:58.667 about your ladies' group. 1122 00:59:59.792 --> 01:00:02.959 I mean, the minimum to join is $100,000. 1123 01:00:03.041 --> 01:00:05.667 That works for you, doesn't it, Lupe? 1124 01:00:14.375 --> 01:00:15.542 - Lupe? 1125 01:00:17.875 --> 01:00:20.166 - Stop. Stop. 1126 01:00:21.208 --> 01:00:22.625 - Lupe? 1127 01:00:22.709 --> 01:00:24.542 Lupe? Is that you? 1128 01:00:24.625 --> 01:00:26.083 - Mrs. Teater. 1129 01:00:26.166 --> 01:00:29.583 - Well, I didn't know we frequented the same spa. 1130 01:00:29.667 --> 01:00:31.500 - You two know each other? 1131 01:00:31.583 --> 01:00:35.458 - Well, Lupe was our housekeeper for a decade 1132 01:00:35.542 --> 01:00:37.667 and her husband our gardener. 1133 01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:39.250 - Oh, my God. 1134 01:00:39.333 --> 01:00:40.542 Lupe? 1135 01:00:41.875 --> 01:00:44.083 - Did you think that I was going to stay married 1136 01:00:44.166 --> 01:00:45.583 to that loser forever? 1137 01:00:45.667 --> 01:00:47.458 I got divorced, 1138 01:00:47.542 --> 01:00:48.750 got married to money, 1139 01:00:48.834 --> 01:00:50.166 just like you did. 1140 01:00:50.250 --> 01:00:52.709 Except that my husband is classy enough 1141 01:00:52.792 --> 01:00:54.834 to not screw the maid. 1142 01:00:56.208 --> 01:00:58.375 - Oh, well. 1143 01:01:03.875 --> 01:01:06.125 Hmm. She must be religious. 1144 01:01:06.208 --> 01:01:08.000 Enjoy. 1145 01:01:39.417 --> 01:01:42.500 - I'm not sure why, but you make me feel 1146 01:01:42.583 --> 01:01:45.333 unbelievably secure, Lupe. 1147 01:01:45.417 --> 01:01:46.500 - Let me guess. 1148 01:01:46.583 --> 01:01:47.834 You grew up with a Latina maid? 1149 01:01:50.917 --> 01:01:51.917 - Señora? 1150 01:01:53.917 --> 01:01:55.792 Señora. 1151 01:01:57.500 --> 01:01:58.583 - Scale the fish. 1152 01:01:58.667 --> 01:02:00.417 - That is Svetlana's job. 1153 01:02:02.125 --> 01:02:04.000 - I have Svetlana working inside the house. 1154 01:02:04.083 --> 01:02:06.333 I can't have her smelling like fish. 1155 01:02:06.417 --> 01:02:08.583 - Dinner at the Fontainebleau tomorrow night. 1156 01:02:08.667 --> 01:02:11.417 - That's such an awfully short notice, Troy. 1157 01:02:11.500 --> 01:02:12.542 - Well, I'm starting to think 1158 01:02:12.625 --> 01:02:14.375 there's another man in your life. 1159 01:02:14.917 --> 01:02:16.208 Frankly, I must say I'm surprised 1160 01:02:16.291 --> 01:02:18.792 there's not a huge rock on your finger. 1161 01:02:20.625 --> 01:02:21.834 - Me too. 1162 01:02:21.917 --> 01:02:23.333 May I have you for dinner? 1163 01:02:23.417 --> 01:02:25.083 My staff could use the practice. 1164 01:02:25.166 --> 01:02:27.083 - Wonderful. See you tomorrow night. 1165 01:02:28.625 --> 01:02:29.917 - Gustavo. 1166 01:02:31.625 --> 01:02:33.291 Can you help me with the clasp? 1167 01:02:33.375 --> 01:02:35.250 - Of course, señora. 1168 01:02:35.333 --> 01:02:36.917 Here, hold this. 1169 01:02:40.959 --> 01:02:43.250 What else is Troy buying, huh? 1170 01:02:43.333 --> 01:02:44.959 - Just my act. 1171 01:02:45.041 --> 01:02:46.250 - Let me tell you something. 1172 01:02:46.333 --> 01:02:50.083 That Casanova is not allowed to step one foot in my house! 1173 01:02:50.166 --> 01:02:51.458 - Your house? 1174 01:02:51.542 --> 01:02:54.291 You have been criticizing me for acting like it's my house, 1175 01:02:54.375 --> 01:02:56.250 and now it's your house? 1176 01:02:56.333 --> 01:02:58.041 - You wanted it upside down, now you got it. 1177 01:02:58.125 --> 01:02:59.417 - You were the one that told him 1178 01:02:59.500 --> 01:03:01.917 that I was single, rich, and available. 1179 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:03.917 - Well, I just didn't think that he would find you-- 1180 01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:05.667 - What? 1181 01:03:05.750 --> 01:03:07.709 Desirable? 1182 01:03:07.792 --> 01:03:09.750 - No, no, I mean-- - What? 1183 01:03:09.834 --> 01:03:10.792 - I didn't mean it like that. 1184 01:03:10.875 --> 01:03:13.083 - Well, you didn't have to. 1185 01:03:13.166 --> 01:03:14.500 - What's gotten into you? 1186 01:03:14.583 --> 01:03:15.750 You changed! 1187 01:03:15.834 --> 01:03:17.709 - Ay, Papi, Mom's not going to sleep with him. 1188 01:03:17.792 --> 01:03:19.125 She's just letting him buy her stuff 1189 01:03:19.208 --> 01:03:20.583 so he thinks she will. 1190 01:03:20.667 --> 01:03:21.667 Relax. 1191 01:03:21.750 --> 01:03:23.458 - Yeah, I'm doing the same with Tiffany. 1192 01:03:23.542 --> 01:03:24.917 Although I'll probably sleep with her. 1193 01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:26.166 - And both of you, I wanna talk to you, 1194 01:03:26.250 --> 01:03:28.709 as soon as I...talk to her. 1195 01:03:30.583 --> 01:03:33.250 - I've been trying to unload this turkey for months. 1196 01:03:33.333 --> 01:03:34.250 - Really? 1197 01:03:34.333 --> 01:03:35.709 Well, I told the buyer 1198 01:03:35.792 --> 01:03:39.792 that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was conceived here, 1199 01:03:39.875 --> 01:03:41.709 and we had an offer by noon. 1200 01:03:42.458 --> 01:03:45.250 - Wow, okay, so you're okay with lying, then. 1201 01:03:46.417 --> 01:03:47.583 Tell me the truth, where did your family 1202 01:03:47.667 --> 01:03:49.291 actually live last year? 1203 01:03:49.375 --> 01:03:51.583 - Russ, I've banked five commissions 1204 01:03:51.667 --> 01:03:53.291 and have yet to see a dime, hmm? 1205 01:03:53.375 --> 01:03:54.792 - Well, I just figured you're so well-off 1206 01:03:54.875 --> 01:03:56.458 that you wanted all your commission checks 1207 01:03:56.542 --> 01:03:57.458 donated to charity. 1208 01:03:57.542 --> 01:03:58.875 - Listen, you screw me over and I'll-- 1209 01:03:58.959 --> 01:04:00.417 - Whoa, whoa! 1210 01:04:00.500 --> 01:04:02.125 That sounded a little hood there, chica. 1211 01:04:02.208 --> 01:04:04.166 People threaten with their attorneys around here. 1212 01:04:04.250 --> 01:04:06.125 They don't just haul off and hit people. 1213 01:04:07.583 --> 01:04:09.709 - "Number one real estate couple"? 1214 01:04:09.792 --> 01:04:10.792 Really? 1215 01:04:10.875 --> 01:04:12.291 - Yeah. 1216 01:04:12.375 --> 01:04:13.417 Statistically, they've proven 1217 01:04:13.500 --> 01:04:16.041 that people trust business couples. 1218 01:04:17.917 --> 01:04:20.125 - We'll list it for $5 million. 1219 01:04:20.208 --> 01:04:21.417 - Okay. 1220 01:04:26.917 --> 01:04:29.333 - Excuse me. What are you doing? 1221 01:04:29.417 --> 01:04:31.166 - You know, when I was a kid, I used to lie here 1222 01:04:31.250 --> 01:04:33.166 and pretend I was swimming in the ocean. 1223 01:04:33.250 --> 01:04:34.500 Hey, big fella! 1224 01:04:34.583 --> 01:04:35.750 - Hey, Horace knows you. 1225 01:04:35.834 --> 01:04:37.208 - Horace? 1226 01:04:37.291 --> 01:04:40.041 You named the dog after my father? 1227 01:04:40.125 --> 01:04:42.834 My dad gave him to me when he was a pup. 1228 01:04:42.917 --> 01:04:45.375 His real name is... 1229 01:04:45.458 --> 01:04:47.917 Well, it hardly matters. 1230 01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:50.542 No sense in confusing the animal. 1231 01:04:50.625 --> 01:04:52.417 Hi, I'm Theo Hancock. 1232 01:04:52.500 --> 01:04:54.083 - Hancock? - Yeah. 1233 01:04:55.166 --> 01:04:56.375 Boom! 1234 01:04:56.458 --> 01:04:58.125 I can finally do that. 1235 01:04:59.667 --> 01:05:02.709 Hard to believe the old man sold the place. 1236 01:05:02.792 --> 01:05:06.125 I figured he would die right here in this chair. 1237 01:05:07.500 --> 01:05:09.250 - So... 1238 01:05:09.333 --> 01:05:11.542 so what are your plans now, Theo? 1239 01:05:11.625 --> 01:05:13.208 - I'm part of a group. 1240 01:05:13.291 --> 01:05:17.166 And we are going to Burundi to teach English. 1241 01:05:17.250 --> 01:05:19.041 - You don't gotta go that far to teach English. 1242 01:05:19.125 --> 01:05:20.375 You can do that where I'm from. 1243 01:05:20.458 --> 01:05:22.917 - Well, where are you from, Mr. Alvarez? 1244 01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:23.917 - Miami. 1245 01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:25.083 - Ha! 1246 01:05:25.166 --> 01:05:26.625 You got a good sense of humor. 1247 01:05:26.709 --> 01:05:27.875 - I'm not joking. 1248 01:05:27.959 --> 01:05:29.625 Have you been to the Department of Motor Vehicles here? 1249 01:05:29.709 --> 01:05:30.875 - I have. 1250 01:05:32.375 --> 01:05:33.750 - Svetlana. 1251 01:05:33.834 --> 01:05:35.500 You two must know each other. 1252 01:05:35.583 --> 01:05:37.125 - Never see before. 1253 01:05:37.208 --> 01:05:39.458 - You sure? He's the previous owner's son. 1254 01:05:40.875 --> 01:05:43.166 - Horace never mention boy. 1255 01:05:47.291 --> 01:05:48.625 - She wouldn't know me, because I was sent 1256 01:05:48.709 --> 01:05:50.125 to boarding school. 1257 01:05:50.208 --> 01:05:52.667 My father and I have been estranged for years. 1258 01:05:52.750 --> 01:05:55.000 Way too long, I guess. 1259 01:05:55.709 --> 01:05:59.083 Well, I gotta do some diving before it gets dark. 1260 01:05:59.166 --> 01:06:00.333 - You like to swim at night? 1261 01:06:00.417 --> 01:06:02.125 - Dumpsters. 1262 01:06:02.208 --> 01:06:03.417 - Hmm. 1263 01:06:03.917 --> 01:06:06.125 Listen, Theo, I wanna tell you something. 1264 01:06:06.208 --> 01:06:07.333 - No, no, no, no, no. 1265 01:06:07.417 --> 01:06:09.250 Don't think I'm overcompensating. 1266 01:06:09.333 --> 01:06:11.959 I was raised in a giant tombstone. 1267 01:06:12.041 --> 01:06:14.166 The place couldn't be in better hands. 1268 01:06:16.375 --> 01:06:18.834 You know, you don't feel calluses like that 1269 01:06:18.917 --> 01:06:20.750 around here too often. 1270 01:06:20.834 --> 01:06:22.250 You mind if I ask what field you're into, 1271 01:06:22.333 --> 01:06:24.291 Mr. Alvarez? 1272 01:06:24.375 --> 01:06:26.834 - I take care of private properties. 1273 01:06:26.917 --> 01:06:29.291 I specialize in hedges and... 1274 01:06:29.375 --> 01:06:30.625 - Hedge funds. 1275 01:06:30.709 --> 01:06:32.291 Big-time. 1276 01:06:32.375 --> 01:06:34.625 Well, you know, some people are so poor, 1277 01:06:34.709 --> 01:06:36.166 all they have is money. 1278 01:06:36.250 --> 01:06:38.125 Anyhow, adios. 1279 01:06:38.208 --> 01:06:39.291 - Adios. 1280 01:06:39.375 --> 01:06:41.625 Remember, tu casa es mi casa. 1281 01:06:41.709 --> 01:06:44.125 - You mean mi casa es tu casa. 1282 01:06:44.208 --> 01:06:46.583 - Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. 1283 01:06:48.750 --> 01:06:50.709 Hey! 1284 01:06:50.792 --> 01:06:52.333 It's over. Everybody pack your bags. 1285 01:06:52.417 --> 01:06:53.667 This party is done. 1286 01:06:53.750 --> 01:06:54.959 His son just showed up. 1287 01:06:55.041 --> 01:06:56.458 Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go. 1288 01:06:56.542 --> 01:06:58.166 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Get up, get up, get up. 1289 01:06:58.250 --> 01:07:01.000 - It wouldn't hurt to do just a few, gordito. 1290 01:07:01.083 --> 01:07:02.208 - You hear yourself? 1291 01:07:02.291 --> 01:07:03.875 I buried the guy in his own backyard 1292 01:07:03.959 --> 01:07:05.208 and you're worried about my pesa? 1293 01:07:05.291 --> 01:07:06.542 Come on. Let's go. - Actually, no. 1294 01:07:06.625 --> 01:07:08.667 I'm worried more about mine. 1295 01:07:08.750 --> 01:07:10.291 - That's good. 1296 01:07:10.375 --> 01:07:11.709 - You know, if they catch us, 1297 01:07:11.792 --> 01:07:14.083 they're gonna put us in jail and throw away the key. 1298 01:07:14.166 --> 01:07:15.834 Will you stop doing that? Come on! Pack your bags! 1299 01:07:15.917 --> 01:07:17.834 - Worst that'll ever happen to me is some foster home 1300 01:07:17.917 --> 01:07:20.000 while you guys are in the big house, so... 1301 01:07:20.083 --> 01:07:21.166 - I'm good. 1302 01:07:21.250 --> 01:07:23.166 I can claim I was trying to sell the place. 1303 01:07:23.250 --> 01:07:25.208 - Gustavo, your son is 1304 01:07:25.291 --> 01:07:27.041 the most popular kid in his school. 1305 01:07:27.125 --> 01:07:29.250 - He's gonna be the most popular kid in jail. 1306 01:07:29.333 --> 01:07:32.834 - And our daughter has real estate photos everywhere. 1307 01:07:32.917 --> 01:07:34.125 - I'm not happy about that. 1308 01:07:34.208 --> 01:07:36.208 - And I am on first-name basis 1309 01:07:36.291 --> 01:07:38.583 with a lady whose husband owns Chips Ahoy. 1310 01:07:38.667 --> 01:07:39.875 - Whoop-de-do. 1311 01:07:39.959 --> 01:07:41.375 - We're not invisible anymore. 1312 01:07:41.458 --> 01:07:42.875 - You've gone crazy, all of you. 1313 01:07:42.959 --> 01:07:44.041 I'm telling you, pack your bags. 1314 01:07:44.125 --> 01:07:45.458 Let's get outta here, now. 1315 01:07:45.542 --> 01:07:46.709 - Gustavo, 1316 01:07:46.792 --> 01:07:48.500 it will probably end-- and badly-- 1317 01:07:48.583 --> 01:07:50.208 but until then... 1318 01:07:50.291 --> 01:07:51.792 - Namaste. 1319 01:07:52.875 --> 01:07:54.542 Ah, man. All right. 1320 01:07:54.625 --> 01:07:57.166 I have an early showing tomorrow, so gotta go. 1321 01:07:57.250 --> 01:07:58.542 - And relax. 1322 01:07:58.625 --> 01:08:00.375 - You need to relax. 1323 01:08:03.125 --> 01:08:05.792 Nando, let me ask you something. 1324 01:08:05.875 --> 01:08:08.333 Do you like it better here or at the old house? 1325 01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:10.875 - More kids shoot each other in the old neighborhood, 1326 01:08:10.959 --> 01:08:12.542 but more kids here commit suicide, 1327 01:08:12.625 --> 01:08:14.375 so it kind of evens out. 1328 01:08:14.458 --> 01:08:16.083 - Yeah. 1329 01:08:16.166 --> 01:08:18.250 You know, at the old house, I'd walk a block 1330 01:08:18.333 --> 01:08:20.417 and I'd have my choice of 20 taco trucks. 1331 01:08:20.500 --> 01:08:23.709 Here, I walk a block and I'm still on the property. 1332 01:08:23.792 --> 01:08:25.250 - Hey, wait. That Hancock kid? 1333 01:08:25.333 --> 01:08:26.750 - Yeah? - He got a name? 1334 01:08:26.834 --> 01:08:27.959 - Uh, Theo. 1335 01:08:28.041 --> 01:08:29.625 - Theo. 1336 01:08:29.709 --> 01:08:31.667 - T-H-E-O. 1337 01:08:33.667 --> 01:08:35.375 - Damn. - What are you doing? 1338 01:08:36.500 --> 01:08:38.959 - Forget about it. - That's not your phone. 1339 01:08:39.041 --> 01:08:41.083 - Theo. - That's not your phone. 1340 01:08:41.166 --> 01:08:43.792 - Stretch your back all the way. 1341 01:08:47.375 --> 01:08:49.917 - And when my husband died, 1342 01:08:50.041 --> 01:08:52.333 I decided to sell my Canadian horses. 1343 01:08:52.417 --> 01:08:56.000 - Don't you mean Arabian horses? 1344 01:08:56.083 --> 01:08:57.125 - Yes. 1345 01:08:57.208 --> 01:08:59.291 But I had to ship them through Canada 1346 01:08:59.375 --> 01:09:00.875 to save taxes. 1347 01:09:00.959 --> 01:09:03.583 - But Canada has higher taxes. 1348 01:09:05.083 --> 01:09:07.125 - Well, yes. 1349 01:09:07.208 --> 01:09:08.542 But the horses didn't know that. 1350 01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:12.291 I like that you can make distinctions 1351 01:09:12.375 --> 01:09:16.208 that may appear unclear in the minds of others. 1352 01:09:18.083 --> 01:09:21.166 A wine like this 1353 01:09:21.250 --> 01:09:22.834 requires... 1354 01:09:26.375 --> 01:09:28.500 Foreplay. 1355 01:09:42.125 --> 01:09:43.834 Oh! Bloody hell, son! 1356 01:09:43.917 --> 01:09:45.875 Watch what you're doing! 1357 01:09:48.291 --> 01:09:49.542 Accident. 1358 01:09:49.625 --> 01:09:51.291 Totally my fault. 1359 01:09:51.375 --> 01:09:53.208 Accidents will happen. 1360 01:09:54.417 --> 01:09:56.834 - Salud. - Salud. 1361 01:10:27.834 --> 01:10:28.959 - What's going on now? 1362 01:10:29.041 --> 01:10:31.375 - Oh, they're dancing. 1363 01:10:31.458 --> 01:10:34.375 He's got his hand around Mom's waist. 1364 01:10:34.458 --> 01:10:36.041 - And sliding south. 1365 01:10:36.125 --> 01:10:38.041 - How far south? 1366 01:10:38.125 --> 01:10:40.875 - Um...Key West. 1367 01:10:40.959 --> 01:10:42.417 - Key West. 1368 01:10:43.834 --> 01:10:46.208 Svetlana, you're probably trying to figure out 1369 01:10:46.291 --> 01:10:48.875 why my wife's having dinner with another man 1370 01:10:48.959 --> 01:10:51.667 while I'm pretending to be a waiter, huh? 1371 01:10:51.750 --> 01:10:55.041 - Horace liked to watch me with other men too. 1372 01:11:02.458 --> 01:11:03.792 - In every relationship, 1373 01:11:03.875 --> 01:11:06.250 there's one master and one slave. 1374 01:11:06.333 --> 01:11:08.667 And when you're in love, you alternate that role. 1375 01:11:09.834 --> 01:11:10.875 Might I make a suggestion 1376 01:11:10.959 --> 01:11:13.417 as how we work off our meal, my love? 1377 01:11:13.500 --> 01:11:15.583 - Madame is tired. 1378 01:11:15.667 --> 01:11:16.792 - But the night is young. 1379 01:11:16.875 --> 01:11:18.208 - Well, she's not. 1380 01:11:19.959 --> 01:11:21.625 - You have to forgive Gustavo. 1381 01:11:21.709 --> 01:11:23.750 Sometimes he just forgets himself. 1382 01:11:23.834 --> 01:11:25.917 He has been for so many years with the family. 1383 01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:27.625 - 25 years. 1384 01:11:27.709 --> 01:11:29.667 Just celebrated my anniversary. 1385 01:11:34.125 --> 01:11:35.583 - You're gonna blow our cover. 1386 01:11:35.667 --> 01:11:37.083 - Well, it's a lot better than you blowing-- 1387 01:11:40.750 --> 01:11:43.500 - I'm sorry you had to see this. 1388 01:11:43.583 --> 01:11:46.500 I don't subscribe normally to corporal punishment, 1389 01:11:46.583 --> 01:11:49.709 except under extreme circumstances. 1390 01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:53.542 Thank you for such an unusual evening. 1391 01:11:55.250 --> 01:11:56.709 Good night, Troy. 1392 01:11:58.709 --> 01:11:59.792 - Come on, Troy. 1393 01:11:59.875 --> 01:12:02.625 - 25 years? You must have seen it all. 1394 01:12:02.709 --> 01:12:04.458 - I've seen it. I've smelled it. 1395 01:12:05.542 --> 01:12:07.458 - Pick up the pace, gentlemen. 1396 01:12:07.542 --> 01:12:09.333 We're just hiding pimples. 1397 01:12:10.625 --> 01:12:12.208 Who am I talking to? 1398 01:12:12.291 --> 01:12:14.583 They don't understand English. 1399 01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:18.834 Vacate my property this instant. 1400 01:12:18.917 --> 01:12:20.291 - Your property? 1401 01:12:20.375 --> 01:12:21.458 I own this. 1402 01:12:21.542 --> 01:12:23.709 - Leave, or I will call the police right now. 1403 01:12:23.792 --> 01:12:24.834 - Ha. 1404 01:12:24.917 --> 01:12:26.667 The cops are the last people you'll call. 1405 01:12:26.750 --> 01:12:28.959 You're three months late on your rent. 1406 01:12:29.041 --> 01:12:30.375 - Come on, Jackie. 1407 01:12:30.458 --> 01:12:33.000 Why don't we just go inside and talk? 1408 01:12:33.083 --> 01:12:34.250 Yeah? - Hmm. 1409 01:12:35.750 --> 01:12:36.834 Jackie. 1410 01:12:48.917 --> 01:12:50.875 - Watch out for the-- the dog shit. 1411 01:12:51.959 --> 01:12:53.083 Yeah. 1412 01:12:55.750 --> 01:12:57.000 - Russ Huard. 1413 01:12:57.083 --> 01:12:58.000 - Yeah. 1414 01:12:58.083 --> 01:12:59.500 When it was properly landscaped, 1415 01:12:59.583 --> 01:13:01.667 it was a gem of the neighborhood, 1416 01:13:01.750 --> 01:13:03.875 let me tell you, but now they just kinda use it 1417 01:13:03.959 --> 01:13:05.375 as a dump, I guess. 1418 01:13:05.458 --> 01:13:06.875 - Wait, okay, so you said on the phone 1419 01:13:06.959 --> 01:13:08.208 that this place has been on the market 1420 01:13:08.291 --> 01:13:09.542 for, like, six to eight months? 1421 01:13:09.625 --> 01:13:11.542 - Yes, sir. 1422 01:13:11.625 --> 01:13:14.417 You know, you don't really fit the demographic 1423 01:13:14.500 --> 01:13:16.333 for this zip code. 1424 01:13:17.375 --> 01:13:18.834 You plan to flip it? 1425 01:13:20.625 --> 01:13:23.625 - No, I need to show this to my business partner. 1426 01:13:24.625 --> 01:13:26.834 - Whatever you need. 1427 01:13:56.875 --> 01:13:58.250 - You must be Gustavo. 1428 01:13:58.333 --> 01:14:00.417 - Marina. - Oh, mushrooms. 1429 01:14:00.500 --> 01:14:01.792 I wonder what's under. 1430 01:14:01.875 --> 01:14:05.041 - Did you know that one fungus can cover 40 acres underground 1431 01:14:05.125 --> 01:14:06.750 and live to be 100 years old? 1432 01:14:06.834 --> 01:14:09.583 - And unless you root them out, 1433 01:14:09.667 --> 01:14:11.625 they can be deadly. 1434 01:14:11.709 --> 01:14:13.208 - She gold digger. 1435 01:14:14.583 --> 01:14:16.583 Devil woman. 1436 01:14:16.667 --> 01:14:17.583 - Excuse me? 1437 01:14:17.667 --> 01:14:19.834 - Witch. - Svetlana. 1438 01:14:19.917 --> 01:14:21.875 How dare you talk to my friend like that? 1439 01:14:21.959 --> 01:14:23.959 - Oh, honey, don't worry. 1440 01:14:24.041 --> 01:14:26.959 Maybe--she must be confusing me with someone else. 1441 01:14:27.041 --> 01:14:29.041 - Thief steal Horace. 1442 01:14:29.125 --> 01:14:30.083 - I'm sorry. 1443 01:14:30.166 --> 01:14:32.375 I'm not used to being insulted by the help. 1444 01:14:33.333 --> 01:14:36.667 - Svetlana, apologize right now, 1445 01:14:36.750 --> 01:14:39.250 or you turn in your uniform. 1446 01:14:44.500 --> 01:14:45.959 - Darling, let's just go. 1447 01:14:46.041 --> 01:14:47.333 You know, I'd really like to take a look 1448 01:14:47.417 --> 01:14:49.333 at the Hermès fall collection. 1449 01:14:51.208 --> 01:14:52.291 - What about dinner? 1450 01:14:54.875 --> 01:14:57.041 - Mom's really rolling. 1451 01:14:57.709 --> 01:15:00.959 - You know, your mom used to do so much with so little. 1452 01:15:01.041 --> 01:15:03.083 Now she does so little with so much. 1453 01:15:08.083 --> 01:15:09.500 - Hey, Pops. 1454 01:15:09.583 --> 01:15:11.458 Hey, Pops. 1455 01:15:11.542 --> 01:15:13.291 Found out Tiffany's mom was Hancock's lawyer. 1456 01:15:13.375 --> 01:15:14.834 She handled his last divorce. 1457 01:15:14.917 --> 01:15:16.333 - Yeah, well, I might be calling her soon. 1458 01:15:16.417 --> 01:15:18.500 - Apparently, Horace was a rich, horny old toad 1459 01:15:18.583 --> 01:15:20.709 who seduced women by putting them in his will. 1460 01:15:21.583 --> 01:15:23.041 - Did she say anything else? 1461 01:15:24.291 --> 01:15:26.875 - She said, "Shut up and put your tongue to better use." 1462 01:15:26.959 --> 01:15:29.542 - That would be so funny if you weren't my son. 1463 01:15:29.625 --> 01:15:31.166 - You know, I invited Esperanza 1464 01:15:31.250 --> 01:15:33.291 to pick through my ex-husband's closet. 1465 01:15:33.375 --> 01:15:35.333 Saved me a Christmas bonus this year. 1466 01:15:35.417 --> 01:15:36.500 - Mm. 1467 01:15:36.583 --> 01:15:39.792 - Lupe, what qualities do you think make a good maid? 1468 01:15:41.375 --> 01:15:44.667 - I'm not sure that I'm the right person to ask that. 1469 01:15:44.750 --> 01:15:46.583 - Hmm? And why is that? 1470 01:15:49.667 --> 01:15:51.583 - Tell them the truth, darling. 1471 01:15:53.959 --> 01:15:56.375 - Because I once was one. 1472 01:15:56.458 --> 01:15:58.041 - A maid? You? 1473 01:15:58.125 --> 01:15:59.709 - Sí, señoras. 1474 01:15:59.792 --> 01:16:01.875 - Yes, ladies. 1475 01:16:01.959 --> 01:16:02.917 Lupe was a maid. 1476 01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:04.917 - Really? 1477 01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:06.834 - In a foreign film her husband produced. 1478 01:16:09.250 --> 01:16:10.291 - So bad. 1479 01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:13.959 Ah, you got me. 1480 01:16:15.125 --> 01:16:17.041 Oh, I am due back at the firm. 1481 01:16:17.125 --> 01:16:18.917 Send me those names of the scholarship students 1482 01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:20.750 and I'll prepare the checks. 1483 01:16:20.834 --> 01:16:22.667 Ciao, chicas. Mwah. 1484 01:16:22.750 --> 01:16:27.083 - Well, ladies, I know that we'd usually wait a while 1485 01:16:27.166 --> 01:16:28.583 for a new member to fit in, 1486 01:16:28.667 --> 01:16:31.583 but I'd like to make an exception. 1487 01:16:31.667 --> 01:16:35.625 Lupe Alvarez to host our annual scholarship luncheon 1488 01:16:35.709 --> 01:16:36.917 at her home. 1489 01:16:37.000 --> 01:16:38.834 - No. I can't do that. 1490 01:16:38.917 --> 01:16:39.959 - Darling, you must. 1491 01:16:40.041 --> 01:16:41.458 - I think it's a great idea. 1492 01:16:41.542 --> 01:16:43.083 - Right? - Absolutely. 1493 01:16:43.166 --> 01:16:44.333 - What about you, ladies? - Oh, yes. 1494 01:16:44.417 --> 01:16:45.625 Lupe should do it. - I think she should do it. 1495 01:16:45.709 --> 01:16:47.959 - Yeah. - It's a great idea. 1496 01:16:48.041 --> 01:16:50.417 - Great. Cheers to that, then. 1497 01:16:50.500 --> 01:16:51.458 - Salud. 1498 01:16:51.542 --> 01:16:53.417 - Salud, darling. - Salud, querida. 1499 01:16:59.041 --> 01:17:01.458 - I want every dollar you have. - Hmm. 1500 01:17:03.458 --> 01:17:05.333 Cubic zirconium. Imitation. 1501 01:17:05.417 --> 01:17:07.250 Fake. - Are you positive? 1502 01:17:07.333 --> 01:17:08.750 - I'm more positive than Magic Johnson. 1503 01:17:08.834 --> 01:17:10.333 - You got anything real? 1504 01:17:12.709 --> 01:17:13.583 - I got this. 1505 01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:20.083 - Hmm. All right, let's see the pair. 1506 01:17:20.166 --> 01:17:21.792 - That's the only one I have. 1507 01:17:21.875 --> 01:17:24.291 - What kind of person buys only one earring? 1508 01:17:24.375 --> 01:17:26.000 - Burn victims. - Van Gogh. 1509 01:17:26.083 --> 01:17:27.750 - Holyfield after the Tyson fight. 1510 01:17:32.208 --> 01:17:34.041 Classic Marilyn. 1511 01:17:35.834 --> 01:17:37.125 - Tits only. 1512 01:17:37.208 --> 01:17:38.500 - Nothing below the belt. 1513 01:17:38.583 --> 01:17:40.333 No va-jay-jay, no pa-pay-pay. 1514 01:17:40.417 --> 01:17:42.125 - We're a porn shop, not a porn shop. 1515 01:17:42.208 --> 01:17:43.083 - Pawnshop. - Porn. 1516 01:17:43.166 --> 01:17:44.125 - Pawn. - Porn. 1517 01:17:44.208 --> 01:17:45.125 - Pawnshop. - Porn. 1518 01:17:45.208 --> 01:17:46.083 - Pawnshop. Pawn. - Porn. Porn. 1519 01:17:46.166 --> 01:17:47.333 - It's--open your mouth. Pawn. - Porn. 1520 01:17:47.417 --> 01:17:48.667 Porn. - Pawn. Move your lips. 1521 01:17:48.750 --> 01:17:49.792 - Porn. - Pawn. Pawnshop. 1522 01:17:49.875 --> 01:17:50.834 - Porn. - Pawn sh-- 1523 01:17:50.917 --> 01:17:51.875 - Porn. - Pawnshop. 1524 01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:54.000 - Porn. Porn. Porn. - Hey. 1525 01:17:54.083 --> 01:17:56.500 I'm taking this to eBay. 1526 01:17:56.583 --> 01:17:57.875 I don't need you thieves. 1527 01:17:57.959 --> 01:17:59.375 - What kind of scam you got going here? 1528 01:17:59.458 --> 01:18:01.750 - Not like you have receipts for any of this. 1529 01:18:01.834 --> 01:18:03.834 - Gustavo! 1530 01:18:06.417 --> 01:18:07.375 - Oh, hey. 1531 01:18:13.250 --> 01:18:14.667 - Uh, scuse me. 1532 01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:16.667 - Ooh! Yes? 1533 01:18:16.750 --> 01:18:20.041 - I was wondering if you sell any small crucifixes. 1534 01:18:24.250 --> 01:18:25.333 - Only got big ones. 1535 01:18:25.417 --> 01:18:27.000 - Yeah. More Jesus for your buck. 1536 01:18:27.083 --> 01:18:28.667 - What a shame. 1537 01:18:28.750 --> 01:18:30.667 'Cause it just happened that my maid stole 1538 01:18:30.750 --> 01:18:34.208 this tiny, rare crucifix from me. 1539 01:18:34.291 --> 01:18:37.375 She must have thought it was just worth a few bucks. 1540 01:18:37.458 --> 01:18:39.583 Little she knows it's worth millions. 1541 01:18:39.667 --> 01:18:40.750 - Ah. 1542 01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:46.709 Anyway, lucky the person who ended up with it, right? 1543 01:18:46.792 --> 01:18:49.625 - Thanks. 1544 01:18:49.709 --> 01:18:51.709 - Thank you. 1545 01:18:51.792 --> 01:18:53.917 Get Gustavo's address. - You get it. 1546 01:18:59.250 --> 01:19:00.750 - Svetlana? 1547 01:19:00.834 --> 01:19:02.583 Where is my diamond necklace? 1548 01:19:03.500 --> 01:19:05.208 - Svetlana no touch. 1549 01:19:05.291 --> 01:19:07.208 - "Svetlana no touch"? 1550 01:19:07.291 --> 01:19:10.083 I know every single little secret. 1551 01:19:10.166 --> 01:19:13.375 Stealing what you don't think we'll miss, Svetlana? 1552 01:19:13.458 --> 01:19:15.542 - Lupe. 1553 01:19:15.625 --> 01:19:16.709 Why are you doing this? 1554 01:19:16.792 --> 01:19:18.041 Why are you treating the housekeeper 1555 01:19:18.125 --> 01:19:19.166 worse than you were treated? 1556 01:19:19.250 --> 01:19:20.291 You forgot? 1557 01:19:20.375 --> 01:19:23.083 - Are you having sex with our housekeeper, Gustavo? 1558 01:19:23.166 --> 01:19:24.917 - I'm not even having sex with my wife. 1559 01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:26.917 - Did you pawn my diamond necklace? 1560 01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:29.792 - Yes, and I would pawn Troy too if I could. 1561 01:19:29.875 --> 01:19:31.542 - And my silverware? 1562 01:19:31.625 --> 01:19:33.375 - Your silverware? Uh, yeah. 1563 01:19:33.458 --> 01:19:35.709 That went last week when we had to pay the electricity bill, 1564 01:19:35.792 --> 01:19:36.709 and we're still short. 1565 01:19:36.792 --> 01:19:38.875 - Well, go and get it back. 1566 01:19:38.959 --> 01:19:40.875 I am not going to have my guests eat 1567 01:19:40.959 --> 01:19:42.291 with plastic utensils. 1568 01:19:42.375 --> 01:19:43.375 - Guests? 1569 01:19:43.458 --> 01:19:44.792 Are you out of your tostada? 1570 01:19:44.875 --> 01:19:46.917 You're inviting people here? 1571 01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:48.250 - To keep up appearances. 1572 01:19:48.333 --> 01:19:49.667 To let them know that we arrived. 1573 01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:51.291 - Arrived? Arrived? 1574 01:19:51.375 --> 01:19:53.208 Where do you come up with these words, "arrived"? 1575 01:19:53.291 --> 01:19:54.583 We're Latino! We don't arrive. 1576 01:19:54.667 --> 01:19:55.875 We're on our way at best. 1577 01:19:55.959 --> 01:19:59.500 - The man I married was never afraid of anything, 1578 01:19:59.583 --> 01:20:00.959 and look at you now. 1579 01:20:01.041 --> 01:20:03.458 You're terrified, scared, 1580 01:20:03.542 --> 01:20:05.250 for a ladies' luncheon? 1581 01:20:05.333 --> 01:20:06.458 Oh, my God, Gustavo. 1582 01:20:06.542 --> 01:20:08.959 - Being wealthy is more than just having money. 1583 01:20:09.041 --> 01:20:10.959 Being wealthy is about having choices. 1584 01:20:11.041 --> 01:20:13.625 Because if it's about steak or bologna, 1585 01:20:13.709 --> 01:20:15.625 if it's about a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari, 1586 01:20:15.709 --> 01:20:18.333 if it's about having a beautiful trophy wife 1587 01:20:18.417 --> 01:20:19.959 or the old lady, 1588 01:20:20.041 --> 01:20:22.458 then those are choices we don't know how to make, 1589 01:20:22.542 --> 01:20:24.625 because apparently, you and I were probably never in love. 1590 01:20:24.709 --> 01:20:27.166 We just didn't have any choice, huh? 1591 01:20:27.250 --> 01:20:29.625 - Money doesn't change you. 1592 01:20:29.709 --> 01:20:31.500 It just reveals who you are. 1593 01:20:31.583 --> 01:20:33.625 - Well, then you shrunk. 1594 01:20:38.667 --> 01:20:39.834 No, no, no! Not that, not that. 1595 01:20:39.917 --> 01:20:41.458 We need this. We need this. 1596 01:20:44.041 --> 01:20:45.208 Or that--no! 1597 01:20:46.750 --> 01:20:48.291 What'd you do that for? 1598 01:20:50.750 --> 01:20:53.125 No, no, no, no. No ten loca. 1599 01:20:53.208 --> 01:20:54.333 I'm telling you. Ten loca. 1600 01:20:54.417 --> 01:20:55.667 Lupe! Lupe! 1601 01:20:55.750 --> 01:20:57.667 Lupe, it's David! Lupe! 1602 01:21:01.291 --> 01:21:03.000 What? 1603 01:21:03.083 --> 01:21:04.333 You're crazy! 1604 01:21:04.417 --> 01:21:05.375 No, Lupe. Not that. 1605 01:21:05.458 --> 01:21:07.083 Lupe, I'm telling you, not that. 1606 01:21:07.166 --> 01:21:08.333 Don't cross this line! 1607 01:21:08.417 --> 01:21:09.625 Lupe, I'm telling you once, 1608 01:21:09.709 --> 01:21:10.917 you do that and you're gonna go straight to hell. 1609 01:21:12.750 --> 01:21:15.041 - Lupe. - Oh, what's that? 1610 01:21:15.125 --> 01:21:17.375 - That is your ticket to hell. 1611 01:21:17.458 --> 01:21:19.667 That is Mrs. Hancock's ashes, 1612 01:21:19.750 --> 01:21:21.959 all over the floor, all over your nightgown, 1613 01:21:22.041 --> 01:21:23.208 and all over my face. 1614 01:21:23.291 --> 01:21:26.542 That is Mrs. Hancock. - Ah! 1615 01:21:26.625 --> 01:21:28.000 - You better go on your knees to the nearest church 1616 01:21:28.083 --> 01:21:29.041 and beg for forgiveness. 1617 01:21:29.125 --> 01:21:30.542 We've got nothing else to sell! 1618 01:21:30.625 --> 01:21:31.542 - If we are that broke, 1619 01:21:31.625 --> 01:21:33.041 why don't you go and work for a living? 1620 01:21:33.125 --> 01:21:34.083 - Well, maybe I will. 1621 01:21:34.166 --> 01:21:36.875 I happen to be the best gardener ever! 1622 01:21:36.959 --> 01:21:39.208 I talk to the snails. I squawk with the animals. 1623 01:21:39.291 --> 01:21:40.709 I squeak and I talk. 1624 01:21:40.792 --> 01:21:41.709 - Well, then go. 1625 01:21:41.792 --> 01:21:44.000 - I am. - Good. 1626 01:21:46.834 --> 01:21:48.542 - For the last time, come on out 1627 01:21:48.625 --> 01:21:50.333 with your hands above your head. 1628 01:21:50.417 --> 01:21:51.625 - Officer. - Freeze. 1629 01:21:51.709 --> 01:21:53.875 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was just getting my ID. 1630 01:21:53.959 --> 01:21:55.291 - Slowly. 1631 01:21:58.041 --> 01:21:59.500 - Here you go, sir. 1632 01:22:03.834 --> 01:22:04.875 - Do I know you? 1633 01:22:04.959 --> 01:22:07.083 - I got a common-looking face. 1634 01:22:07.166 --> 01:22:08.959 - Hmm. 1635 01:22:09.041 --> 01:22:10.750 We get a lot of porch pirates around here. 1636 01:22:10.834 --> 01:22:13.417 I think this indigent is staking out your house. 1637 01:22:13.500 --> 01:22:15.959 - Oh, no, I can vouch for this man. 1638 01:22:20.458 --> 01:22:22.208 - There's no overnight parking here. 1639 01:22:22.291 --> 01:22:23.667 Move your vehicle. 1640 01:22:24.792 --> 01:22:25.792 - Thank you. 1641 01:22:26.834 --> 01:22:28.750 - Thanks. 1642 01:22:28.834 --> 01:22:31.291 You didn't have to do that, Mr. Alvarez. 1643 01:22:31.375 --> 01:22:34.250 - Why don't you move your tub over here to the-- 1644 01:22:34.333 --> 01:22:37.417 my--your--you know, to the driveway. 1645 01:22:37.500 --> 01:22:38.917 - Uh, you know, 1646 01:22:39.000 --> 01:22:42.291 my battery's not really working that well right now. 1647 01:22:42.375 --> 01:22:44.083 - Well, come on. I'll help you push. 1648 01:22:44.166 --> 01:22:45.291 - Thanks. 1649 01:22:51.709 --> 01:22:53.291 - All right, Horace. 1650 01:22:53.375 --> 01:22:54.917 You drive. 1651 01:23:13.542 --> 01:23:14.417 - Coño, man. 1652 01:23:14.500 --> 01:23:16.583 Tell me that's not Aurora in a Tesla. 1653 01:23:16.667 --> 01:23:18.041 - Russ, where are you taking me? 1654 01:23:20.000 --> 01:23:21.500 - I want your opinion on a piece of property 1655 01:23:21.583 --> 01:23:23.834 that's a little bit outside of our normal sales parameters. 1656 01:23:29.125 --> 01:23:30.709 - Gustavo Alvarez. 1657 01:23:30.792 --> 01:23:33.208 If your garden is a mess... - Ah, Alvarez! 1658 01:23:33.291 --> 01:23:36.208 - I will clean it for less. - Honduran crew, you're fired. 1659 01:23:36.291 --> 01:23:38.375 This guy works half as cheap. Rápido. 1660 01:23:38.458 --> 01:23:40.333 - Vamos! I got him, boss! 1661 01:23:40.417 --> 01:23:41.667 I got him, boss. 1662 01:24:19.834 --> 01:24:23.750 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 1663 01:24:25.834 --> 01:24:27.834 Hey, it's me! Stop the truck! 1664 01:24:29.750 --> 01:24:31.000 - Huh? 1665 01:24:31.083 --> 01:24:32.750 You hear something? 1666 01:24:32.834 --> 01:24:33.834 - Hey, hey! 1667 01:24:36.208 --> 01:24:37.750 Hey, stop the truck! 1668 01:24:37.834 --> 01:24:40.041 - Gus is in trouble! 1669 01:24:40.125 --> 01:24:41.709 Help! - Stop, Flaco! 1670 01:24:41.792 --> 01:24:43.291 Let's go. 1671 01:24:53.500 --> 01:24:56.291 Come get some! Come on! 1672 01:25:00.208 --> 01:25:02.375 - Why are they chasing you? 1673 01:25:02.458 --> 01:25:04.083 - I stole their jobs. I'm broke. 1674 01:25:04.166 --> 01:25:05.583 - Always got work with us, jefe. 1675 01:25:05.667 --> 01:25:06.709 - Appreciate that. 1676 01:25:06.792 --> 01:25:07.917 - Oh, are you living on the streets? 1677 01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:10.291 - No. I gotta come clean with you. 1678 01:25:10.375 --> 01:25:12.125 I live in a chateau. 1679 01:25:12.208 --> 01:25:15.583 I got a pool, sauna, 1680 01:25:15.667 --> 01:25:16.959 gardeners, maids, the works. 1681 01:25:17.041 --> 01:25:18.250 - Yeah, yeah, must be great. 1682 01:25:18.333 --> 01:25:19.959 - No, it's hell. 1683 01:25:20.041 --> 01:25:21.500 - Oh, you're a chateau vato. - Yeah. 1684 01:25:21.583 --> 01:25:23.625 - Hey, he's a chateau vato. 1685 01:25:23.709 --> 01:25:26.083 - I am. 1686 01:25:30.208 --> 01:25:31.500 - Hey. 1687 01:25:31.583 --> 01:25:34.750 You guys know how to get to 911 Bizmark Drive? 1688 01:25:34.834 --> 01:25:37.917 - Yeah, it's a left past the mansion. 1689 01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:40.458 - Every house in the neighborhood is a mansion! 1690 01:25:40.542 --> 01:25:41.959 You dumbass gardeners! 1691 01:25:43.583 --> 01:25:46.291 - Jefe. Why you hiding? 1692 01:25:46.375 --> 01:25:48.083 - I know why they're looking for me. 1693 01:25:48.166 --> 01:25:51.458 They wanna steal the rest of my stuff at the mansion. 1694 01:25:51.542 --> 01:25:52.875 At the chateau. 1695 01:25:55.625 --> 01:25:58.000 - Gus has been in the sun way too long. 1696 01:26:00.542 --> 01:26:02.625 - Look at the smiles on the faces 1697 01:26:02.709 --> 01:26:04.625 of the children in our neighborhood 1698 01:26:04.709 --> 01:26:07.625 when you see what we have provided for them. 1699 01:26:07.709 --> 01:26:11.500 These are the lucky disadvantaged teenagers. 1700 01:26:11.583 --> 01:26:13.583 - Lucky to be disadvantaged? 1701 01:26:13.667 --> 01:26:15.208 - Oxymoronic, baby. 1702 01:26:16.417 --> 01:26:17.333 - Lupe! 1703 01:26:17.417 --> 01:26:18.875 - Thank you for your generosity. 1704 01:26:18.959 --> 01:26:20.500 - Oh, lovely party, ladies. Hi. 1705 01:26:20.583 --> 01:26:21.959 - The three local pupils will receive... 1706 01:26:22.041 --> 01:26:23.166 - Oh, hi. Come on, Lupe. Lupe. 1707 01:26:23.250 --> 01:26:24.709 Hi, ladies. - Full college scholarships... 1708 01:26:24.792 --> 01:26:26.792 - Let's go. 1709 01:26:28.083 --> 01:26:30.250 - Courtesy of the ladies' club. 1710 01:26:31.917 --> 01:26:34.000 - Ay, Gustavo. 1711 01:26:34.083 --> 01:26:36.333 - I found out Marina's as phony as us. 1712 01:26:36.417 --> 01:26:38.792 She didn't bump into you at the supermarket by accident. 1713 01:26:38.875 --> 01:26:40.667 No. She's been stalking us. 1714 01:26:40.750 --> 01:26:43.000 She's trying to discover what happened to Hancock. 1715 01:26:43.083 --> 01:26:46.000 See, the money willed to her doesn't come into effect 1716 01:26:46.083 --> 01:26:47.500 unless she gets a body. 1717 01:26:47.583 --> 01:26:49.959 - So she killed him? 1718 01:26:50.041 --> 01:26:52.333 Is that what you think? - Well... 1719 01:26:52.417 --> 01:26:54.417 - Gustavo. 1720 01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:57.000 - Is everything okay, dear? 1721 01:26:57.083 --> 01:26:59.709 - Ah. Speaking of the devil. 1722 01:26:59.792 --> 01:27:01.500 Marina, tell my wife the truth 1723 01:27:01.583 --> 01:27:03.959 about what happened to Hancock. 1724 01:27:04.750 --> 01:27:08.083 - I think you would be able to answer that better than I. 1725 01:27:08.166 --> 01:27:10.041 - You're not going to ruin my party. 1726 01:27:10.125 --> 01:27:12.041 - No, she's not. 1727 01:27:12.125 --> 01:27:13.542 And you should leave. 1728 01:27:13.625 --> 01:27:16.208 - I was talking about you, Gustavo. 1729 01:27:20.625 --> 01:27:22.125 - Well, I believe these are yours. 1730 01:27:26.500 --> 01:27:28.166 - I have a question. 1731 01:27:28.250 --> 01:27:29.709 What would you do when you just want 1732 01:27:29.792 --> 01:27:33.208 to prop up your feet on someone that you love? 1733 01:27:33.291 --> 01:27:35.375 - You get a pedicure. 1734 01:27:49.500 --> 01:27:50.917 Yeah, Mukai! 1735 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:52.959 Gustavo! Ha-ha! 1736 01:27:53.041 --> 01:27:55.041 We have come, Gustavo! 1737 01:27:56.667 --> 01:27:57.709 Look, Mukai! 1738 01:27:57.792 --> 01:27:59.875 They're throwing a party in our honor! 1739 01:27:59.959 --> 01:28:03.875 Whoo! 1740 01:28:09.500 --> 01:28:12.750 - The third and final scholarship winner 1741 01:28:12.834 --> 01:28:16.166 is Orlando Carpiamente Jr. 1742 01:28:16.250 --> 01:28:18.291 - Okay, enough. 1743 01:28:18.375 --> 01:28:21.417 I would like to propose a toast, everyone, 1744 01:28:21.500 --> 01:28:24.375 to our hostess, Lupe Alvarez. 1745 01:28:27.709 --> 01:28:29.083 Ha! 1746 01:28:29.166 --> 01:28:30.583 - Freeze! 1747 01:28:30.667 --> 01:28:32.667 - Stand and deliver, señoras! 1748 01:28:32.750 --> 01:28:34.625 We're here! 1749 01:28:34.709 --> 01:28:36.291 - Get the police! 1750 01:28:36.375 --> 01:28:38.917 - Shake your asses. 1751 01:28:39.000 --> 01:28:41.166 Shake 'em! Ah! 1752 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.750 If you got a chopper, get to the chopper! 1753 01:28:48.208 --> 01:28:51.458 - 911 Bizmark Drive! It's an emergency! 1754 01:28:57.250 --> 01:28:59.709 - Yo, this crocodile purse is worth more than what's in it. 1755 01:28:59.792 --> 01:29:00.792 - Focus! 1756 01:29:00.875 --> 01:29:02.458 We're trying to find a million-dollar crucifix. 1757 01:29:02.542 --> 01:29:03.458 - Whatever. 1758 01:29:03.542 --> 01:29:05.083 Oh, you look like Gustavo's wife. 1759 01:29:05.166 --> 01:29:06.375 - Which of these bitches is Gus' wife? 1760 01:29:06.458 --> 01:29:07.458 You? Huh? Huh? 1761 01:29:07.542 --> 01:29:09.166 You got a crucifix in there? Huh? Huh? 1762 01:29:09.250 --> 01:29:11.000 Come on, lady. 1763 01:29:11.083 --> 01:29:12.417 Show me your titties! 1764 01:29:12.500 --> 01:29:13.542 - You Gus' wife? Huh? 1765 01:29:13.625 --> 01:29:14.792 - Are you Gus' wife? Come on. 1766 01:29:14.875 --> 01:29:16.041 - Are you Gus' wife? 1767 01:29:16.125 --> 01:29:17.333 - Crucifix! 1768 01:29:17.417 --> 01:29:19.500 - A crucifix! Over here! 1769 01:29:19.583 --> 01:29:21.041 - Hey, no, no, no. - Give it to me. 1770 01:29:21.125 --> 01:29:23.125 - No! No! - Open. Open. 1771 01:29:25.959 --> 01:29:27.291 - Ow! No! 1772 01:29:27.375 --> 01:29:28.375 - Open your hand! - Mio! 1773 01:29:29.625 --> 01:29:30.834 - Come on. - Stop it! 1774 01:29:39.250 --> 01:29:40.834 - Want some? 1775 01:29:40.917 --> 01:29:41.875 You want some? 1776 01:29:41.959 --> 01:29:45.625 - Gustavo! 1777 01:30:22.000 --> 01:30:24.250 - Come on! Let's get out of here! 1778 01:30:34.792 --> 01:30:35.792 Back off. 1779 01:30:37.834 --> 01:30:39.250 Huh? 1780 01:30:39.333 --> 01:30:40.625 How much you want it? 1781 01:30:40.709 --> 01:30:41.917 Hmm? 1782 01:30:42.000 --> 01:30:43.917 Ah! 1783 01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:45.208 Ah! 1784 01:30:45.291 --> 01:30:47.250 - Thank God you're a cop, 'cause you're a lousy gardener. 1785 01:30:47.333 --> 01:30:49.291 - This is the 1%. 1786 01:30:49.375 --> 01:30:50.792 They don't leave nothing to chance. 1787 01:30:50.875 --> 01:30:52.458 You have the right to remain silent. 1788 01:30:52.542 --> 01:30:54.875 Anything you do say will be used against you. 1789 01:30:54.959 --> 01:30:56.583 - No one's that lucky. 1790 01:30:57.959 --> 01:30:59.250 - I see you got this under control. 1791 01:30:59.333 --> 01:31:00.959 We've been tracking this one for a long time 1792 01:31:01.041 --> 01:31:02.250 for selling fake ID. 1793 01:31:02.333 --> 01:31:04.333 Take them both outta here. 1794 01:31:04.417 --> 01:31:07.792 - I almost got away with it. 1795 01:31:07.875 --> 01:31:09.417 - Come on. We're going in. - Oh, no, no, no. 1796 01:31:09.500 --> 01:31:11.667 Stick around, Officer. 1797 01:31:11.750 --> 01:31:13.875 You're not done arresting people here. 1798 01:31:15.667 --> 01:31:17.000 - This better be good. 1799 01:31:17.083 --> 01:31:19.166 - Well, let's say the family 1800 01:31:19.250 --> 01:31:21.959 who claims to own this house 1801 01:31:22.041 --> 01:31:25.750 does not possess the deed to the property. 1802 01:31:25.834 --> 01:31:28.166 They're squatters, tramps, 1803 01:31:28.250 --> 01:31:30.709 and, worse, killers. 1804 01:31:32.041 --> 01:31:34.875 Horace Hancock is buried right over there. 1805 01:31:35.709 --> 01:31:37.792 - Let's go. 1806 01:31:44.875 --> 01:31:47.542 - Come on. Let's go. 1807 01:31:47.625 --> 01:31:48.792 Come on. 1808 01:31:54.291 --> 01:31:55.542 - I don't get it. 1809 01:31:55.625 --> 01:31:57.000 Why are we here? 1810 01:32:04.917 --> 01:32:06.208 - Tell me about the house. 1811 01:32:09.125 --> 01:32:12.625 Russ, I'm all for gentrification, 1812 01:32:12.709 --> 01:32:15.458 but isn't this slumming? 1813 01:32:17.083 --> 01:32:19.083 - This one has a fascinating history, though. 1814 01:32:21.917 --> 01:32:23.583 - Why are you doing this? 1815 01:32:24.959 --> 01:32:27.375 - Aurora, I need you to be honest with me. 1816 01:32:33.333 --> 01:32:35.125 - It's tiny... 1817 01:32:36.291 --> 01:32:37.542 But exquisite. 1818 01:32:37.625 --> 01:32:40.667 I never really saw it before today. 1819 01:32:44.792 --> 01:32:45.959 - Buy it back. 1820 01:32:47.417 --> 01:32:49.417 It's the money you've earned, plus an advance. 1821 01:33:08.583 --> 01:33:11.875 - It's a fine mess you got us into, huh? 1822 01:33:15.333 --> 01:33:16.792 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1823 01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:20.083 What are you doing here? 1824 01:33:20.166 --> 01:33:21.750 Wanna know the truth? 1825 01:33:21.834 --> 01:33:23.083 You're no better off than your cousins 1826 01:33:23.166 --> 01:33:24.291 in my old backyard. 1827 01:33:24.375 --> 01:33:25.625 Off you go. 1828 01:33:25.709 --> 01:33:27.250 - This is a bunch of crap! 1829 01:33:27.333 --> 01:33:29.583 We've been here for three hours already. 1830 01:33:29.667 --> 01:33:32.125 Mr. Alvarez is the only decent person 1831 01:33:32.208 --> 01:33:34.750 in this godforsaken neighborhood. 1832 01:33:34.834 --> 01:33:36.291 Theo out. 1833 01:33:36.375 --> 01:33:38.750 - Horace die, Svetlana get house. 1834 01:33:38.834 --> 01:33:40.500 Have in writing. 1835 01:33:40.583 --> 01:33:42.417 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1836 01:33:42.500 --> 01:33:46.583 A will is a revocable document, and Horace Hancock revised his. 1837 01:33:46.667 --> 01:33:50.750 He left his property to me right before he was poisoned 1838 01:33:50.834 --> 01:33:53.083 and buried by this monster. 1839 01:33:53.166 --> 01:33:55.792 - Without a body or a death certificate, 1840 01:33:55.875 --> 01:33:57.500 possession is 99% of the law. 1841 01:33:57.583 --> 01:33:58.500 - What? 1842 01:33:58.583 --> 01:34:01.000 - Plus, this is not a matter for police. 1843 01:34:01.083 --> 01:34:02.208 It's one for lawyers. 1844 01:34:03.333 --> 01:34:05.792 Sir, I apologize for the inconvenience. 1845 01:34:05.875 --> 01:34:07.125 - This is a travesty! 1846 01:34:07.208 --> 01:34:08.542 - I'm done here. 1847 01:34:08.625 --> 01:34:10.959 - Wait! He's buried there! I know it! 1848 01:34:11.041 --> 01:34:12.500 Where are you going? 1849 01:34:12.583 --> 01:34:14.417 - She's crazy. 1850 01:34:14.500 --> 01:34:15.875 - Give me that. 1851 01:34:20.041 --> 01:34:21.083 - She's not. 1852 01:34:31.542 --> 01:34:33.625 He's here! I know he's here. 1853 01:34:42.083 --> 01:34:43.625 - It is beautiful. 1854 01:34:45.208 --> 01:34:47.625 But where you live should not determine who you are. 1855 01:34:51.208 --> 01:34:54.083 What if we need all of this to be happy? 1856 01:34:55.583 --> 01:34:57.375 And now we-- 1857 01:34:57.458 --> 01:34:59.875 we're willing to say and to do anything 1858 01:34:59.959 --> 01:35:02.667 and let our kids lie to keep something 1859 01:35:02.750 --> 01:35:04.917 that we never needed in the first place. 1860 01:35:06.750 --> 01:35:09.667 - Our love is our wealth. 1861 01:35:13.125 --> 01:35:15.417 - They say to be rich is about having choices. 1862 01:35:16.625 --> 01:35:19.000 I need you to help me make the right one now. 1863 01:35:22.333 --> 01:35:23.667 - Officer Jackson! 1864 01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:38.917 Horace Hancock never sold me this house... 1865 01:35:40.583 --> 01:35:42.583 Or this watch or this shirt. 1866 01:35:44.208 --> 01:35:47.208 We moved in illegally right after I buried him, 1867 01:35:47.291 --> 01:35:50.667 and I'm the sole person responsible for it. 1868 01:35:50.750 --> 01:35:52.709 - Help! 1869 01:35:52.792 --> 01:35:53.875 Found him! 1870 01:35:53.959 --> 01:35:54.917 I found him! 1871 01:35:55.000 --> 01:35:57.583 I found him! 1872 01:35:59.000 --> 01:36:01.500 I knew it! 1873 01:36:04.750 --> 01:36:06.250 I knew he was here! 1874 01:36:07.458 --> 01:36:08.917 - Did we give away the scholarships? 1875 01:36:19.834 --> 01:36:21.834 - What are you laughing at? 1876 01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:25.583 Want him so bad? Get in there! 1877 01:36:25.667 --> 01:36:28.000 You want him so bad? Get in here with him! 1878 01:36:30.041 --> 01:36:32.083 - Hey, I've been looking for you. 1879 01:36:32.166 --> 01:36:33.667 You are so much better 1880 01:36:33.750 --> 01:36:36.166 than the crew that replaced you, Hector. 1881 01:36:36.250 --> 01:36:38.792 - Oh, actually, my name is Gustavo. 1882 01:36:38.875 --> 01:36:40.625 And I think it's a name you're gonna remember. 1883 01:36:40.709 --> 01:36:42.250 - Get in here with him! 1884 01:36:42.333 --> 01:36:44.667 Hey. You. 1885 01:36:44.750 --> 01:36:46.625 As the attorney to the deceased, 1886 01:36:46.709 --> 01:36:49.917 please tell these idiots that my will determines 1887 01:36:50.000 --> 01:36:52.125 that I'm the only legal beneficiary 1888 01:36:52.208 --> 01:36:53.125 of this property! 1889 01:36:53.208 --> 01:36:54.166 - You are correct. 1890 01:36:54.250 --> 01:36:55.500 You have the most recently dated will. 1891 01:36:55.583 --> 01:36:56.500 - Thank you. 1892 01:36:56.583 --> 01:36:58.667 - Except for this one. - What? 1893 01:36:58.750 --> 01:37:00.959 - It was notarized one day after yours. 1894 01:37:01.041 --> 01:37:02.500 - Wait, let me see that. 1895 01:37:02.583 --> 01:37:05.667 - It supersedes all other wills and is now binding. 1896 01:37:05.750 --> 01:37:06.709 - Let me see that. 1897 01:37:06.792 --> 01:37:08.208 - As per his wishes, 1898 01:37:08.291 --> 01:37:10.166 Horace Hancock left the house, 1899 01:37:10.250 --> 01:37:13.125 all the cars, and, mm, everything 1900 01:37:13.208 --> 01:37:15.083 to Rico. 1901 01:37:15.166 --> 01:37:17.291 - Rico? - Rico? 1902 01:37:17.375 --> 01:37:19.458 - Rico? - Who the hell is Rico? 1903 01:37:24.125 --> 01:37:25.375 - Looks bad. - What? 1904 01:37:25.458 --> 01:37:26.500 - Only comes in one color? 1905 01:37:26.583 --> 01:37:27.834 - I'm not talking about his outfit. 1906 01:37:27.917 --> 01:37:29.208 I'm talking about Gus' case. 1907 01:37:29.291 --> 01:37:32.750 - The autopsy showed 7,000 milligrams 1908 01:37:32.834 --> 01:37:36.500 of that blue...the dick pills 1909 01:37:36.583 --> 01:37:38.000 in Hancock's bloodstream. 1910 01:37:38.083 --> 01:37:40.166 - Hancock was already wood when you found him. 1911 01:37:40.250 --> 01:37:41.667 - Pretty much. 1912 01:37:41.750 --> 01:37:43.041 And they found my fingerprints 1913 01:37:43.125 --> 01:37:45.667 all over the prescription bottle. 1914 01:37:45.750 --> 01:37:47.625 Well, you see, when Lupe and I got there, 1915 01:37:47.709 --> 01:37:49.667 well, you know, we'd never been in a house like that, 1916 01:37:49.750 --> 01:37:51.000 and one thing led to another and-- 1917 01:37:51.083 --> 01:37:52.458 - Lucky they didn't put her in prison. 1918 01:37:52.542 --> 01:37:55.542 - She got ten years. both: Doing what? 1919 01:37:55.625 --> 01:37:56.875 - Hmm. 1920 01:37:56.959 --> 01:38:00.709 Gardeners always have a way of tracking dirt in the house. 1921 01:38:04.792 --> 01:38:07.291 Keep scrubbing until you can see your reflection. 1922 01:38:08.458 --> 01:38:10.125 - You don't own this place yet. 1923 01:38:11.792 --> 01:38:16.250 Well, unless Mr. Rico shows up, I do indeed. 1924 01:38:16.333 --> 01:38:18.917 Mine was the last will in effect. 1925 01:38:21.750 --> 01:38:24.166 Aww, Lupe. 1926 01:38:24.250 --> 01:38:27.750 You went from a housekeeper 1927 01:38:27.834 --> 01:38:30.083 to a house-loser. 1928 01:38:37.625 --> 01:38:39.250 - Mrs. Alvarez. 1929 01:38:39.333 --> 01:38:40.875 - Theo. 1930 01:38:40.959 --> 01:38:42.375 - How's your husband? 1931 01:38:42.458 --> 01:38:43.875 - You know. 1932 01:38:45.291 --> 01:38:46.917 We thought you were gone already. 1933 01:38:47.000 --> 01:38:51.083 - You know, I never leave town without my lucky hat. 1934 01:38:51.166 --> 01:38:54.709 And I remember I last wore it here. 1935 01:38:54.792 --> 01:38:56.917 - Nando. 1936 01:38:57.000 --> 01:38:58.583 Nando. 1937 01:38:58.667 --> 01:38:59.583 He's coming. 1938 01:39:02.709 --> 01:39:03.917 - Rico! 1939 01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:05.917 - Theo. 1940 01:39:06.000 --> 01:39:07.458 - Thank you. 1941 01:39:08.667 --> 01:39:10.291 Hey, Rico. 1942 01:39:10.375 --> 01:39:12.083 - Rico? - You wanna play? 1943 01:39:12.166 --> 01:39:13.583 - Why'd you call him that? 1944 01:39:13.667 --> 01:39:15.417 - What, Rico? 1945 01:39:15.500 --> 01:39:18.417 You guys renamed him Horace. 1946 01:39:18.500 --> 01:39:20.542 My dad and I named him Rico. 1947 01:39:24.208 --> 01:39:27.166 - Rico. Rico. R-I-C-O. 1948 01:39:27.250 --> 01:39:28.458 - He's definitely going to miss you. 1949 01:39:28.542 --> 01:39:29.792 - Rico. Mom, I'm in. 1950 01:39:29.875 --> 01:39:31.125 - What? 1951 01:39:33.083 --> 01:39:34.166 - Oh. 1952 01:39:35.917 --> 01:39:37.750 Gustavo. 1953 01:39:37.834 --> 01:39:38.959 - Lupe. 1954 01:39:39.041 --> 01:39:40.125 Lupe, mira. 1955 01:39:40.208 --> 01:39:41.834 If you want a divorce, I understand. 1956 01:39:41.917 --> 01:39:43.834 You know, I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. 1957 01:39:43.917 --> 01:39:47.458 - I came to bust someone out of jail. 1958 01:39:47.542 --> 01:39:49.333 - How you gonna do that? 1959 01:39:49.417 --> 01:39:51.041 - We have new evidence. 1960 01:39:53.333 --> 01:39:54.625 - What is that? 1961 01:39:54.709 --> 01:39:56.417 - Press play. 1962 01:39:56.500 --> 01:39:57.750 - Is that... 1963 01:39:59.208 --> 01:40:01.125 Oh, my God! 1964 01:40:01.208 --> 01:40:02.709 That woman's got skills. 1965 01:40:04.792 --> 01:40:07.291 He looks like a horny Colonel Sanders. 1966 01:40:07.375 --> 01:40:09.750 You dirty, dirty girl. 1967 01:40:09.834 --> 01:40:11.166 But, you know, two people having sex, 1968 01:40:11.250 --> 01:40:12.291 it's not against the law. 1969 01:40:12.375 --> 01:40:13.583 - Mm, just watch. 1970 01:40:15.417 --> 01:40:16.875 - He was drugged. It was in the champagne! 1971 01:40:16.959 --> 01:40:18.625 - Uh-huh. 1972 01:40:18.709 --> 01:40:19.709 - Is this admissible? 1973 01:40:19.792 --> 01:40:21.792 - It sure is. 100%. 1974 01:40:21.875 --> 01:40:23.875 - You're free, mi amor. 1975 01:40:23.959 --> 01:40:25.500 - You're a free man, Hector. 1976 01:40:25.583 --> 01:40:27.208 - No, not Hector. Gustavo. 1977 01:40:28.208 --> 01:40:29.917 - Oh, man. 1978 01:40:36.250 --> 01:40:37.792 All you need is love. 1979 01:40:47.709 --> 01:40:51.208 - After probate officially awards me with this property, 1980 01:40:51.291 --> 01:40:52.917 I want you to feel right at home, 1981 01:40:53.000 --> 01:40:55.583 since I already feel what's yours is mine. 1982 01:40:55.667 --> 01:40:57.041 - More champagne, my love? 1983 01:40:57.125 --> 01:40:59.208 - Sure, darling. 1984 01:41:10.125 --> 01:41:12.417 - Marina de la Torre? 1985 01:41:12.500 --> 01:41:13.792 We have a warrant for your arrest. 1986 01:41:14.917 --> 01:41:15.917 Let's go. 1987 01:41:20.917 --> 01:41:22.417 - Eh! 1988 01:41:22.500 --> 01:41:24.667 Get ready for a long trial. 1989 01:41:24.750 --> 01:41:25.917 - Oh, well. 1990 01:41:26.000 --> 01:41:28.667 I have enough outfits to last a year, so... 1991 01:41:28.750 --> 01:41:30.583 My shoes. 1992 01:41:30.667 --> 01:41:31.625 - Grab those. 1993 01:41:38.500 --> 01:41:40.083 - Well, hello. 1994 01:41:40.166 --> 01:41:41.417 Troy Hudson. 1995 01:41:41.500 --> 01:41:42.875 Champagne? 1996 01:41:50.834 --> 01:41:52.959 - Stay. Stay. Sit. 1997 01:41:54.667 --> 01:41:56.792 - How do you like the new house, Nando? 1998 01:41:56.875 --> 01:41:59.250 - Well, I can live without the swimming pool, 1999 01:41:59.333 --> 01:42:02.083 the 24 bedrooms, the naked angels, 2000 01:42:02.166 --> 01:42:04.750 but the big-screen TV over the toilet, 2001 01:42:04.834 --> 01:42:05.959 that's tough to live without. 2002 01:42:06.041 --> 01:42:07.250 Hey, Rico. 2003 01:42:07.333 --> 01:42:08.417 Horace. Rico! 2004 01:42:08.500 --> 01:42:09.417 Hey, where are you going? 2005 01:42:09.500 --> 01:42:11.750 - Nando, don't confuse the dog. 2006 01:42:11.834 --> 01:42:13.792 - I can't say that moving into my family's house 2007 01:42:13.875 --> 01:42:15.583 was the right thing, 2008 01:42:15.667 --> 01:42:17.125 but if you didn't, 2009 01:42:17.208 --> 01:42:19.333 I would've never known what happened to my father. 2010 01:42:19.417 --> 01:42:21.834 Now, I'm leaving in the morning for Burundi. 2011 01:42:21.917 --> 01:42:24.333 Would you be interested in housesitting the chateau 2012 01:42:24.417 --> 01:42:25.834 for a few years? 2013 01:42:25.917 --> 01:42:28.792 - But don't we have to get Rico's permission? 2014 01:42:28.875 --> 01:42:29.792 - No. 2015 01:42:29.875 --> 01:42:31.500 Animals are property. 2016 01:42:31.583 --> 01:42:35.000 And since one piece of property can't own another piece, 2017 01:42:35.083 --> 01:42:37.917 the inheritance goes to the closest relative. 2018 01:42:38.000 --> 01:42:40.250 - Pops. Pops, you're back. 2019 01:42:40.333 --> 01:42:41.834 - Yes, I am. 2020 01:42:41.917 --> 01:42:42.917 Ah, mi'jo. - How was the joint? 2021 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:44.083 - Papi! 2022 01:42:44.166 --> 01:42:45.417 - Aww. 2023 01:42:45.500 --> 01:42:46.834 - I missed you. 2024 01:42:46.917 --> 01:42:49.750 - Mr. Alvarez, you have a lovely family. 2025 01:42:49.834 --> 01:42:50.750 - Thank you. 2026 01:42:50.834 --> 01:42:52.125 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2027 01:42:52.208 --> 01:42:54.959 - Remember, mi casa es su casa. 2028 01:42:55.041 --> 01:42:57.834 - You mean mi casa es tu casa. 2029 01:42:57.917 --> 01:43:00.709 - Well, either way. 2030 01:43:40.417 --> 01:43:42.083 - We're living large, ese! 2031 01:43:44.000 --> 01:43:45.083 - Hoo-ah! 2032 01:43:45.166 --> 01:43:46.834 Nothing like warm water on my huevos. 2033 01:43:46.917 --> 01:43:50.041 - In this neighborhood, we call them jewels. 2034 01:43:50.125 --> 01:43:53.250 - Some people are so poor, all they have is money.