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(man groans)
(brooding music)

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- You are fucking. (groans)

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(excrement splashes)
(sighs)

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(flush handle clanks)

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(groans)

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(flush lid clacks)

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(magical twinkling)

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(magic lamp squeaks)

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(smoke hisses)

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(dildo whooshes)

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- Yeah, baby, hold up

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in those butt cheeks.

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Mama's coming in.

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The fuck is this shit?

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You stupid asshole!

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I was in the middle of something.

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(dramatic music)

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(dildo sloshes)
(psycho groans)

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(genie laughs)

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Nice costume, dicksmack.

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Where'd you get the outfit?

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From a Halloween store clearance rack?

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Hurry the fuck up.

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I've got blonde babes to pleasure.

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- Um-um.

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- Hello? Did you not hear me?

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Lamp, genie, three wishes,

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let's go!
(psycho groans)

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Wait, what's with the stupid mask?

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(psycho sighs)

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- Let me tell you a story.

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(whimpers)

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So when I was a little kid,

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my dad took me to the zoo, and he's like,

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"Let's go and see the lions."

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I thought, "Yeah, I want it."

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So we went there,

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and we went right for it.
(genie yawns)

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And, and he picked me up,

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and he threw me in,

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and I had to fight my
way out just to survive.

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That's how I've got

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this horrible scar on my face.

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And that's why I wear the mask.

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- Yeah, whatever.

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Come on, let's do it.

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- I wish to put you to my rack.

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- Your wish is, wait, what?

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(magical twinkling)

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(chain clanks)
(genie pants)

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Son of a bitch!

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Usually, I get excited
about this type of thing

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but you look like walking infection!

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- Shut up, bitch!

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- Excuse me!

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Look, freak, I don't know

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if you realize who I am

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or what I'm capable of but-

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- I know exactly what you are,

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and I know that you're bound to me

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until I'm through with you.

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I'm gonna carve that heart

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right out of your chest!

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Hmm.

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(man slops)

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- God, this isn't even the worst thing

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that's happened to me today.

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Beeline, cocksucker!

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(gong reverberates)

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(dramatic music)

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(mystical music)

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(magical twinkling)

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(dramatic music continues)

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(brooding music)

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(ticket rustles)

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- Feeling good about your life?

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- I want that.

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- I'm gonna need you
to count those tickets.

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One by one, nice and slow.

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- You're the employee.

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You count them.

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(tickets rustles)

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- I've never seen anybody

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win enough tickets to earn this.

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Here you go.

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You do know you can get one of those

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on the internet for like 10 bucks, right?

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- What the hell is this?

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- I'm gonna assume

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you had some extra tickets.

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- Keep it, give it to the next

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hot chick you wanna date with.

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- Hmm, it's not a bad idea.

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(lamp chain clanks)

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(mesmerizing music)
(smoke hisses)

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(genie puffs)

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(genie sighs)

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- Damn, that's strong.

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- You're not Sabiah.

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Who the hell are you?

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(magical twinkling)

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- I am Mahktoonah, the
beautiful and the divine.

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I'm here to grant you three wishes

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of, of, shoot.

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Where is the rest of the script?

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Where's Sabiah?

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- My mixed sister?

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Probably complaining somewhere

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with extreme bitch face,

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but you don't need her, I am here.

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I can grant you any wish that she can,

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probably even better.

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- Well, my first wish is for you

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to put some goddamn clothes on.

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Is this a thing with your family?

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- Oh, sorry, no, can't do.

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- What do you mean no, can't do?

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You're, you're a genie.

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You have to do what I wish for.

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- Not exactly.

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- I know about the
no-wishing-for-more-wishes thing.

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- No, there's only one rule

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that genies have to abide by.

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- And that is?

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- We can't grant wishes

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that have already been wished for.

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- You're kidding.

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- No, I mean could you imagine

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what would happen if we granted wealth

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and power to everyone who found our lamps?

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It would cause chaos in the markets.

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And you already wished for a genie

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to put her clothes on.

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So that's done for, forever.

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And now, that I think of it,

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you're the first person in human history

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to wish for a genie to
put her clothes back on.

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I take offense to your wish.

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Am I not beautiful to you?

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- Yeah, you're gorgeous.

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But I mean, what are all those reviewers

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who called us immature and obsessed

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with breasts going to say now?

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- I'm sure they'll continue

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to complain on their adorable little blogs

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that so many people read.

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- Fine, Mahktoonah, my first wish

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is I wish to be with Sabiah.

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Your wish is my command.

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(magical twinkling)

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- Well, where's Sabiah?

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- I have no idea.

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- And how is this granting my wish?

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- Well, you didn't say right now,

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so it's at some point in the future.

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You two will totally be
together, wish granted.

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- Are you telling me I wasted a wish

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because of a technicality?

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- Well, I'm pretty new at this.

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You're only my second.

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I know there's something I'm supposed

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to tell you about thinking carefully

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about your wishes, but I'm still pretty

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buzzed from inhaling all that smoke.

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- God, I can't even...

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You say we'll be together.

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Do you know when?

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- [Mahktoonah] You can wish.

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- No.

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- Look, I don't know
where she is right now,

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but I know someone who does.

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Do you have a chariot?

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- Are you trying to get me

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to go on an ancient road trip?

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- Yes, I love road trips.

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This one time, the Pharaoh Khufu

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took me on a trip down the Nile.

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- Okay, okay, okay.

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Road trip it is.

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To the chariot!

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- Yay!

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- So what's your deal?

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Problem with the ladies

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that you have to tie 'em up

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and hack 'em to pieces
in mommy's basement?

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I can grant you a wish

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to change all that, you know?

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- I want you to tell me a story today.

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- What is it with you humans

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in demanding stories all the time?

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- It's gonna take some time

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before I read all the incantations

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so I can imbue this blade,

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so I can pierce your skin!

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- I am not gonna play this game.

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- I still got some raspberry jam

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I can take them on.

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I aim to place this over again.

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- Fine, fine story.

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(magical twinkling)

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(peaceful country music)

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- Easy there son.

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- No danger, old timer.

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Just passing through and saw your fire.

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Thought I'd stop for some conversation.

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(adventurous music)

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You're gonna eat those?

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Let me get your name, friend.

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I'm Jack.

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- Names are nothing but
a target on your back.

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And there's damn sure

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no such thing as friends out here.

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- I suppose that's what counts

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for nuggets of wisdom in these parts.

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- You call it what you will,

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but it'll keep you out of a pine box.

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Where are you heading?

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- Deadwood.

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- (laughs) Deadwood.

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There's nothing in Deadwood,

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but two dead poker players

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and rotten dancing girls.

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- Just a first stop, friend.

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I wanna make a name for myself, see.

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These right here are the fastest

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hands in the West.

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Nobody, and I mean nobody

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can out quick draw me.

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I'm gonna take out every gunfighter

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in this new territory, and then some.

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People everywhere are gonna remember

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the name, Jack McCallahan.

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Hey, that may even get me a swell

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nickname in the newspapers.

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Maybe something like the
Dangerous Deadeye Jack.

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(old timer laughs)

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Or maybe it won't be the
Dangerous Deadeye Jack,

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but it'll be something.

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Just you wait and see.

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- Young gunslingers looking

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to get their names on posters.

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Old ones living the rest of their life

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looking over their shoulder
for the Grim Reaper.

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No, it ain't no way to live, kid.

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(brooding music)

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- Say I hear teller
gold around these parts,

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could use a little
glint to get me started.

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- You heading down that valley?

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- Supposed I were.

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- (laughs) Man.

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- You're gonna tell me what you think

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is so goddamn funny?

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- They call it the Devil's Corkscrew.

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- The what now?

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- The Devil's Corkscrew.

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- Get coffee now that you got some food.

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I'll tell you about it

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since you wanted some conversation.

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(gun fires)

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(man groans)
(gold pieces clack)

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- Ah, oh, bloody hell.

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No, no, no, no.

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It's not fair, I earned this.

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Please (whimpers), that look, please.

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(gun fires)

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- God, please grant his
soul peace in your presence.

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- We should all be so lucky.

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Charlotte, tend to Bill.

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- Okay.

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- How much further?

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- Two, three miles at the most.

275
00:15:54.550 --> 00:15:57.083
- Leave him, Samuel, and let's go!

276
00:15:58.370 --> 00:16:02.040
- Sarah, I can keep up.

277
00:16:02.040 --> 00:16:03.463
- Nobody's leaving anybody.

278
00:16:04.350 --> 00:16:06.910
- We're not gonna make it carrying him.

279
00:16:06.910 --> 00:16:08.410
That thing is coming to put a bullet

280
00:16:08.410 --> 00:16:10.590
in each and every one of us.

281
00:16:10.590 --> 00:16:12.683
And that includes you, Charlotte.

282
00:16:13.950 --> 00:16:17.320
And God ain't gonna help you neither.

283
00:16:19.820 --> 00:16:21.243
- Maybe we can find a horse.

284
00:16:23.700 --> 00:16:25.890
- Look around you, James.

285
00:16:25.890 --> 00:16:29.103
There are no goddamn horses in this place.

286
00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:37.033
- There you go.

287
00:16:37.033 --> 00:16:37.866
- Thank you.

288
00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:45.033
- I will show you I can make it.

289
00:16:46.913 --> 00:16:48.538
(wails)
(bones crack)

290
00:16:48.538 --> 00:16:50.010
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

291
00:16:50.010 --> 00:16:52.023
We need to do something.

292
00:16:53.070 --> 00:16:54.820
- There's only one thing we can do.

293
00:16:55.729 --> 00:16:57.270
(sad music)

294
00:16:57.270 --> 00:16:58.103
James.

295
00:16:58.980 --> 00:16:59.813
- No, no.

296
00:17:01.797 --> 00:17:03.247
Don't, don't, not my leg.

297
00:17:13.467 --> 00:17:15.253
- You don't look like a Bill.

298
00:17:16.460 --> 00:17:17.660
How'd you get that name?

299
00:17:19.788 --> 00:17:21.038
- You don't be.

300
00:17:23.232 --> 00:17:25.899
It's Bill Nardo Casanova Chavez.

301
00:17:27.550 --> 00:17:29.403
- I think Bill suits you just fine.

302
00:17:32.460 --> 00:17:33.850
You've done this before?

303
00:17:33.850 --> 00:17:36.033
- Aye, once or twice.

304
00:17:38.067 --> 00:17:40.134
- Charlotte, now, you hold him tight.

305
00:17:40.134 --> 00:17:41.721
(Charlotte groans)

306
00:17:41.721 --> 00:17:43.054
Bite down, Bill.

307
00:17:43.995 --> 00:17:45.476
- Okay, okay, give me your hand,

308
00:17:45.476 --> 00:17:47.199
give me your hand.

309
00:17:47.199 --> 00:17:48.032
Give me your hand.

310
00:17:48.032 --> 00:17:49.650
Okay, we're gonna get back.

311
00:17:49.650 --> 00:17:51.113
You promised your mother.

312
00:17:52.522 --> 00:17:57.272
(ax chops)
(Bill wails)

313
00:18:13.895 --> 00:18:16.895
- Put pressure on it, be right back.

314
00:18:18.067 --> 00:18:20.734
(fire crackles)

315
00:18:33.450 --> 00:18:35.213
- You know he ain't gonna make it.

316
00:18:41.510 --> 00:18:43.760
I didn't spend years on that bag

317
00:18:43.760 --> 00:18:46.533
to lose this for a
goddamn act of kindness.

318
00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:57.903
I will do what needs
to be done to survive.

319
00:18:59.910 --> 00:19:02.410
(birds chirp)

320
00:19:16.814 --> 00:19:19.542
(hot knife sizzles)

321
00:19:19.542 --> 00:19:21.959
(Bill wails)

322
00:19:24.590 --> 00:19:25.810
- Charlotte, get him up.

323
00:19:25.810 --> 00:19:27.400
You're gonna have to help him walk.

324
00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:29.790
James, grab their bags.

325
00:19:29.790 --> 00:19:31.090
- It's too much weight.

326
00:19:31.090 --> 00:19:33.250
- There's not much we can do about that.

327
00:19:34.770 --> 00:19:35.603
- Let's go!

328
00:19:38.343 --> 00:19:41.343
(adventurous music)

329
00:19:56.700 --> 00:19:59.783
(lighthearted music)

330
00:20:08.889 --> 00:20:11.712
- Come on, Bill, we have to keep up.

331
00:20:11.712 --> 00:20:13.493
- I'm sorry, Charlotte.

332
00:20:13.493 --> 00:20:15.143
I can't keep going anymore.

333
00:20:18.806 --> 00:20:19.639
- Bill!

334
00:20:21.210 --> 00:20:23.426
- No, no, come on, no.

335
00:20:23.426 --> 00:20:24.759
Samuel, help me!

336
00:20:26.344 --> 00:20:28.069
Come on, no, come on.

337
00:20:28.069 --> 00:20:29.718
Hey, look at me, look at me.

338
00:20:29.718 --> 00:20:31.860
We can do this, we can make this, okay?

339
00:20:31.860 --> 00:20:32.982
We can make this.

340
00:20:32.982 --> 00:20:34.453
Can you get him up?

341
00:20:34.453 --> 00:20:37.044
Look at me, you can do this.

342
00:20:37.044 --> 00:20:39.502
We can get this.
- Charlotte.

343
00:20:39.502 --> 00:20:42.413
I want you to tell my mother

344
00:20:46.082 --> 00:20:50.060
and make sure you tell
Germaine about the baby.

345
00:20:56.760 --> 00:20:58.780
Use the money to marry the fool

346
00:21:02.657 --> 00:21:04.157
and spoil the kid.

347
00:21:06.258 --> 00:21:07.841
Because, because...

348
00:21:10.376 --> 00:21:12.709
(bags thud)

349
00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:19.392
- No, come on now, no, come on.

350
00:21:19.392 --> 00:21:21.732
Bill, wake up please!

351
00:21:21.732 --> 00:21:22.909
Wake him up!

352
00:21:22.909 --> 00:21:24.552
Wake up, Bill!

353
00:21:24.552 --> 00:21:29.552
Wake up, Bill! (sobs)

354
00:21:30.910 --> 00:21:33.073
- Throw some dirt on him and let's go.

355
00:21:34.472 --> 00:21:37.222
(brooding music)

356
00:21:40.072 --> 00:21:42.220
(punch thuds)
(Charlotte grunts)

357
00:21:42.220 --> 00:21:44.220
(gasps)

358
00:21:50.580 --> 00:21:53.590
Oh, that's a bout worthy
of any man I know.

359
00:21:55.295 --> 00:21:57.634
(Charlotte wails)

360
00:21:57.634 --> 00:22:00.134
(slaps crack)

361
00:22:04.768 --> 00:22:06.653
- No! (groans)

362
00:22:06.653 --> 00:22:07.653
It's not me.

363
00:22:09.483 --> 00:22:10.383
(gun fires)

364
00:22:10.383 --> 00:22:11.216
Get back!

365
00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:15.080
Sarah, on your back,

366
00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:17.603
like the whore that you'll always be.

367
00:22:19.110 --> 00:22:22.110
- Ain't it amazing how ones quickly

368
00:22:22.110 --> 00:22:24.923
forgets their past when they find Jesus.

369
00:22:26.650 --> 00:22:28.709
- Charlotte, put down the gun!

370
00:22:28.709 --> 00:22:32.010
- No! She's the cancer's evil.

371
00:22:32.010 --> 00:22:33.612
God Himself would have put,

372
00:22:33.612 --> 00:22:35.529
put this creature down.

373
00:22:46.934 --> 00:22:49.434
(Sarah pants)

374
00:22:54.693 --> 00:22:56.793
- You're just like me, honey,

375
00:22:58.390 --> 00:23:00.590
still on your knees.

376
00:23:00.590 --> 00:23:01.990
Only now, you call it piety.

377
00:23:11.343 --> 00:23:13.343
You don't have the guts.

378
00:23:20.648 --> 00:23:23.098
- I guess we're about to find out.

379
00:23:23.098 --> 00:23:24.487
(dramatic music)

380
00:23:24.487 --> 00:23:26.820
(gun fires)

381
00:23:31.690 --> 00:23:33.157
(adventurous music)

382
00:23:33.157 --> 00:23:34.307
- Hurry, grab the bags.

383
00:23:35.258 --> 00:23:36.363
- Wait, don't.

384
00:23:36.363 --> 00:23:38.140
- There's no time, let's go!

385
00:23:38.140 --> 00:23:40.400
- We can't leave all that gold behind.

386
00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:41.850
- [Samuel] Then you carry it.

387
00:23:43.210 --> 00:23:45.960
(brooding music)

388
00:24:02.274 --> 00:24:03.774
- Slow, slow down.

389
00:24:05.170 --> 00:24:07.573
I can't, I can't, I gotta stop.

390
00:24:08.762 --> 00:24:11.773
Need, need water! (groans)

391
00:24:18.770 --> 00:24:22.200
- Get up, we're almost there.

392
00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:23.773
We've almost made it.

393
00:24:25.010 --> 00:24:27.000
- I can't, I can't go on,

394
00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:28.770
I'm too thirsty.

395
00:24:28.770 --> 00:24:32.630
- Here, you have mine.

396
00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:33.463
- No.

397
00:24:35.620 --> 00:24:36.707
- Sarah, no!

398
00:24:36.707 --> 00:24:38.052
(gun fires)
(James groans)

399
00:24:38.052 --> 00:24:39.570
What the hell are you doing?

400
00:24:39.570 --> 00:24:41.080
- I meant what I said.

401
00:24:41.080 --> 00:24:42.840
He is slowing us down.

402
00:24:42.840 --> 00:24:45.300
- You have lost your goddamn mind.

403
00:24:45.300 --> 00:24:49.060
- No, I am the one who is seeing clearly.

404
00:24:49.060 --> 00:24:52.710
Survival means doing
what needs to be done.

405
00:24:56.940 --> 00:25:00.942
- You evil wench. (groans)

406
00:25:00.942 --> 00:25:03.230
Oh, it hurts, damn it.

407
00:25:03.230 --> 00:25:05.313
(groans)

408
00:25:08.750 --> 00:25:11.061
- I'm sorry for getting
you into this, old boy.

409
00:25:11.061 --> 00:25:16.061
- I, I just needed the money for medicine.

410
00:25:17.967 --> 00:25:19.423
- I know, I know.

411
00:25:20.863 --> 00:25:23.173
- Make sure she gets my share.

412
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:27.684
I, I don't want her to die in pain.

413
00:25:27.684 --> 00:25:30.358
(groans)

414
00:25:30.358 --> 00:25:32.240
- I never could lie to you, James.

415
00:25:34.737 --> 00:25:36.443
I'm sorry you didn't make it.

416
00:25:38.268 --> 00:25:41.018
- What, what, what are you doing?

417
00:25:44.239 --> 00:25:47.290
(Samuel groans)

418
00:25:47.290 --> 00:25:48.490
You're just gonna leave?

419
00:25:49.580 --> 00:25:54.580
No, Sam, you snake. (groans)

420
00:25:58.630 --> 00:25:59.463
No, no!

421
00:26:02.206 --> 00:26:04.706
(Sarah pants)

422
00:26:09.822 --> 00:26:11.594
- There it is.

423
00:26:11.594 --> 00:26:13.177
I knew I'd make it.

424
00:26:20.459 --> 00:26:23.126
(Samuel groans)

425
00:26:29.206 --> 00:26:31.206
(gasps)

426
00:26:39.139 --> 00:26:40.139
There it is.

427
00:26:42.163 --> 00:26:43.746
I did it, I did it!

428
00:26:50.072 --> 00:26:52.439
(Samuel groans)

429
00:26:52.439 --> 00:26:55.439
(gold pieces clack)

430
00:27:03.838 --> 00:27:06.671
(revealing music)

431
00:27:13.045 --> 00:27:16.212
(sad harmonica music)

432
00:27:17.501 --> 00:27:19.458
It's right there, on the other side,

433
00:27:19.458 --> 00:27:21.125
just waiting for us.

434
00:27:22.190 --> 00:27:23.390
- How can we be so sure?

435
00:27:24.700 --> 00:27:28.250
- The legend says if we can cross back,

436
00:27:28.250 --> 00:27:30.290
if we can prove ourselves-

437
00:27:30.290 --> 00:27:31.680
- Then we can keep all of that

438
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:34.130
lovely gold for ourselves.

439
00:27:34.130 --> 00:27:36.043
- But dying and coming back?

440
00:27:37.970 --> 00:27:39.363
It's not natural.

441
00:27:40.510 --> 00:27:42.333
- We'll come back right, Samuel?

442
00:27:44.850 --> 00:27:47.210
- I'll do my best to protect you.

443
00:27:47.210 --> 00:27:48.060
You have my word.

444
00:27:49.702 --> 00:27:51.850
But I ain't coming back.

445
00:27:51.850 --> 00:27:53.603
- Won't be a problem.

446
00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:55.553
You need this just

447
00:27:55.553 --> 00:27:57.003
as much as we do, Samuel,

448
00:27:59.380 --> 00:28:00.443
Then it's settled.

449
00:28:01.320 --> 00:28:02.743
To our futures.

450
00:28:04.551 --> 00:28:05.535
- L'Chaim.

451
00:28:05.535 --> 00:28:08.368
(uplifting music)

452
00:28:19.503 --> 00:28:22.003
(group cough)

453
00:28:28.993 --> 00:28:31.326
- We made it, I told you so.

454
00:28:33.255 --> 00:28:35.620
Now, I can live the life that I deserve.

455
00:28:35.620 --> 00:28:36.808
That I'm old.

456
00:28:36.808 --> 00:28:39.225
(gun clicks)

457
00:28:45.410 --> 00:28:46.960
I should have seen this coming.

458
00:28:49.340 --> 00:28:51.010
Minute you crawled into my bed,

459
00:28:51.010 --> 00:28:53.853
talking about legends and treasures.

460
00:28:55.840 --> 00:28:57.610
Look at you now.

461
00:28:57.610 --> 00:29:01.363
A big man pointing a
gun at an unarmed lady.

462
00:29:02.670 --> 00:29:04.023
- You're no lady.

463
00:29:05.177 --> 00:29:06.010
- I will be.

464
00:29:07.070 --> 00:29:09.350
This is enough to erase my past

465
00:29:09.350 --> 00:29:10.453
and start a new life,

466
00:29:12.490 --> 00:29:14.688
without rattlesnakes like you.

467
00:29:14.688 --> 00:29:19.688
(knife whooshes)
(gun fires)

468
00:29:26.757 --> 00:29:29.424
(Samuel laughs)

469
00:29:33.170 --> 00:29:36.793
- It's mine, it's all mine! (laughs)

470
00:29:41.374 --> 00:29:43.990
It's real, it's real. (laughs)

471
00:29:43.990 --> 00:29:45.157
It's all real.

472
00:29:50.426 --> 00:29:53.259
(perplexed music)

473
00:30:14.463 --> 00:30:17.463
(adventurous music)

474
00:30:22.266 --> 00:30:23.963
(rope whooshes)

475
00:30:23.963 --> 00:30:26.380
(wolf howls)

476
00:30:53.776 --> 00:30:56.776
(adventurous music)

477
00:30:59.562 --> 00:31:01.979
(gun clicks)

478
00:31:03.014 --> 00:31:06.200
- Well, what are you waiting for?

479
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:07.410
Take my soul.

480
00:31:07.410 --> 00:31:09.407
That's your end of the bargain, right?

481
00:31:13.122 --> 00:31:16.020
(gun clicks)

482
00:31:16.020 --> 00:31:18.560
Wait, what are you doing?

483
00:31:18.560 --> 00:31:19.393
Take me!

484
00:31:20.911 --> 00:31:22.713
Don't leave me out here all alone,

485
00:31:23.580 --> 00:31:28.090
not by myself, not for
an eternity of this.

486
00:31:34.630 --> 00:31:37.220
- Well, that was one hell

487
00:31:37.220 --> 00:31:38.673
of a story there, old timer.

488
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:41.710
- Well, you know what they say?

489
00:31:42.740 --> 00:31:45.510
The devil is in the details.

490
00:31:45.510 --> 00:31:46.503
- Or a corkscrew,

491
00:31:47.820 --> 00:31:49.253
spiraling towards death.

492
00:31:51.460 --> 00:31:54.233
Well, I best be getting on my way.

493
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:57.450
I appreciate the beans

494
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:00.210
and the conversation.

495
00:32:01.580 --> 00:32:03.430
- You're still going after that gold?

496
00:32:06.350 --> 00:32:08.128
- Maybe I should just take yours.

497
00:32:08.128 --> 00:32:10.545
(guns click)

498
00:32:23.870 --> 00:32:25.193
- Get you started.

499
00:32:29.280 --> 00:32:30.680
- See you around, old timer.

500
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:32.960
- I'll be seeing ya.

501
00:32:39.557 --> 00:32:42.654
(car engine whirs)

502
00:32:42.654 --> 00:32:45.821
(light switch clicks)

503
00:32:56.800 --> 00:32:58.510
- So where are we going?

504
00:32:58.510 --> 00:32:59.693
- To see the Oracle.

505
00:33:01.199 --> 00:33:04.820
- The Greek mythology Oracle?

506
00:33:04.820 --> 00:33:06.550
- You know your history.

507
00:33:06.550 --> 00:33:09.263
The Oracle will know where to find Sabiah.

508
00:33:09.263 --> 00:33:11.200
- And how long will this take?

509
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:12.240
- Less time than it takes

510
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:14.153
the Sultan of Agba to lick a nipple.

511
00:33:15.295 --> 00:33:17.323
- I don't even know what that means.

512
00:33:18.220 --> 00:33:19.310
I wish you would just-

513
00:33:19.310 --> 00:33:20.750
- Yes?

514
00:33:20.750 --> 00:33:22.320
- Nope, caught myself.

515
00:33:22.320 --> 00:33:24.213
Not doing that again, nice try.

516
00:33:25.500 --> 00:33:28.040
- So you found my sister, huh?

517
00:33:28.040 --> 00:33:29.173
What'd you wish for?

518
00:33:30.180 --> 00:33:32.050
- Had her make me a pizza,

519
00:33:32.050 --> 00:33:33.710
and then over the course of the night,

520
00:33:33.710 --> 00:33:35.653
she told me a bunch of horror stories.

521
00:33:36.509 --> 00:33:38.940
- (gasps) Ooh, I love stories.

522
00:33:38.940 --> 00:33:42.200
Let's tell some, can I go first?

523
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:44.080
- I suppose it will pass the time.

524
00:33:44.080 --> 00:33:45.420
What's it about?

525
00:33:45.420 --> 00:33:47.053
- Oh goody, it goes like this.

526
00:33:50.768 --> 00:33:52.334
(light switch clicks)

527
00:33:52.334 --> 00:33:55.251
(mysterious music)

528
00:34:01.337 --> 00:34:06.337
(woman giggles)
(man pants)

529
00:34:11.766 --> 00:34:14.516
(door scratches)

530
00:34:15.893 --> 00:34:18.393
(woman pants)

531
00:34:33.700 --> 00:34:36.367
(shovels clank)

532
00:34:37.490 --> 00:34:39.080
- Why do I have to carry

533
00:34:39.080 --> 00:34:41.310
all the shovels, you guys?

534
00:34:41.310 --> 00:34:43.200
Tammy, one of you could

535
00:34:43.200 --> 00:34:44.963
at least carry the bucket.

536
00:34:45.890 --> 00:34:48.530
(body thuds)

537
00:34:48.530 --> 00:34:49.890
- Your mouth is good for one thing

538
00:34:49.890 --> 00:34:51.610
and talking ain't it, sweetie.

539
00:34:51.610 --> 00:34:55.380
So shut your carpet cleaner
and stop complaining.

540
00:34:55.380 --> 00:34:57.470
Imagine if we're the
ones to find her body.

541
00:34:57.470 --> 00:34:59.110
We'll get our pictures in the paper.

542
00:34:59.110 --> 00:35:00.623
Maybe even get on the news.

543
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:02.960
How are we gonna know

544
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:04.770
the grave when we see it?

545
00:35:04.770 --> 00:35:05.662
(bucket clanks)

546
00:35:05.662 --> 00:35:06.495
- We got the map, your brother,

547
00:35:06.495 --> 00:35:08.480
Eric, gave us, you fool.

548
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:10.310
He wouldn't have sent us on no snipe hunt,

549
00:35:10.310 --> 00:35:11.143
now, would he?

550
00:35:12.130 --> 00:35:14.110
Well, I don't know, man.

551
00:35:14.110 --> 00:35:15.680
Where is he anyway?

552
00:35:15.680 --> 00:35:17.663
he was supposed to meet us back in town.

553
00:35:18.809 --> 00:35:21.476
(ominous music)

554
00:35:31.703 --> 00:35:33.460
- Here it is, boys.

555
00:35:33.460 --> 00:35:36.210
(crickets chirp)

556
00:35:39.500 --> 00:35:41.920
- X marks the spot, baby.

557
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:43.730
We're gonna be famous.

558
00:35:43.730 --> 00:35:46.793
Geocaching subreddit ain't got shit on us.

559
00:35:48.490 --> 00:35:50.990
- Don't know about this, guys.

560
00:35:50.990 --> 00:35:53.740
I heard if you walk by Isabelle's grave,

561
00:35:53.740 --> 00:35:56.250
you'll die before your next birthday,

562
00:35:56.250 --> 00:35:58.080
and you won't have sex for a whole week.

563
00:35:58.080 --> 00:36:01.080
Oh, I don't want that for us, Tammy.

564
00:36:01.080 --> 00:36:02.320
My mom's expecting us

565
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:04.910
to get married and have kids.

566
00:36:04.910 --> 00:36:07.670
- Don't be an idiot, sweetie.

567
00:36:07.670 --> 00:36:10.143
Now, zip your lip and button up your fly.

568
00:36:11.350 --> 00:36:13.363
- If she was buried here,

569
00:36:14.632 --> 00:36:17.170
wouldn't have someone
have dug her up by now?

570
00:36:17.170 --> 00:36:18.720
- Judging from all this junk left

571
00:36:18.720 --> 00:36:20.813
around here, people have tried,

572
00:36:22.050 --> 00:36:24.393
probably got too scared.

573
00:36:25.350 --> 00:36:26.570
- You believe the story,

574
00:36:26.570 --> 00:36:28.410
how her own daddy gouged out her eyes

575
00:36:28.410 --> 00:36:29.603
with a broken lapel?

576
00:36:32.600 --> 00:36:34.440
- [Companion] Yeah, and how he had locked

577
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.053
her away in the nuthouse.

578
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.680
- But she got her revenge,

579
00:36:39.680 --> 00:36:42.990
broke out, killed him, and 12 others,

580
00:36:42.990 --> 00:36:44.213
13 in all.

581
00:36:46.050 --> 00:36:47.700
Hell of a girl.

582
00:36:47.700 --> 00:36:50.053
- How'd a blind girl
kill all those people?

583
00:36:51.100 --> 00:36:52.920
- [Tammy] They say she hunted 'em down

584
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:57.190
listening ever so carefully

585
00:36:57.190 --> 00:37:00.470
for the beat of their terrified hearts.

586
00:37:00.470 --> 00:37:02.370
- After they finally stopped her,

587
00:37:02.370 --> 00:37:05.020
townsfolk snagged her body, burned it,

588
00:37:05.020 --> 00:37:06.900
and dumped it in a hole in the earth

589
00:37:06.900 --> 00:37:09.190
far from town.

590
00:37:09.190 --> 00:37:11.273
- [Tammy] Grandpa told me the story once.

591
00:37:11.273 --> 00:37:13.750
Said her body wouldn't burn.

592
00:37:13.750 --> 00:37:17.310
- Wouldn't burn? Why wouldn't she burn?

593
00:37:17.310 --> 00:37:19.853
- Said she was a demon or something worse.

594
00:37:21.030 --> 00:37:23.170
- Tammy, can we just go home, and Netflix,

595
00:37:23.170 --> 00:37:25.120
and do whatever two people do

596
00:37:25.120 --> 00:37:27.080
when they love each other very much?

597
00:37:27.080 --> 00:37:27.930
I'm super scared.

598
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:30.570
- I didn't come all the way out here

599
00:37:30.570 --> 00:37:32.560
to turn around now and run home.

600
00:37:32.560 --> 00:37:35.803
So pussy up and start
digging for your sweetie.

601
00:37:37.527 --> 00:37:40.277
(brooding music)

602
00:37:48.001 --> 00:37:50.501
(woman moans)

603
00:37:57.628 --> 00:38:00.295
(shovel clacks)

604
00:38:01.703 --> 00:38:03.410
- Honey bun, my back hurts.

605
00:38:03.410 --> 00:38:05.470
I wanna go home.

606
00:38:05.470 --> 00:38:08.260
- Keep digging, and
don't call me honey buns.

607
00:38:08.260 --> 00:38:09.470
Makes me sound like some

608
00:38:09.470 --> 00:38:11.183
kinda goddang hostess parlor.

609
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:14.250
- Why aren't you digging?

610
00:38:14.250 --> 00:38:15.950
- Because I can kick your asses,

611
00:38:15.950 --> 00:38:18.370
you impotent gnomes, that's why.

612
00:38:18.370 --> 00:38:20.793
Now, stop crying and start shoveling.

613
00:38:23.729 --> 00:38:25.808
(metal clanks)

614
00:38:25.808 --> 00:38:28.225
- I think we found something.

615
00:38:30.520 --> 00:38:34.686
- George Lucas in the G-string, it's here.

616
00:38:34.686 --> 00:38:36.410
- Get out of the way, let me see.

617
00:38:36.410 --> 00:38:39.077
(ominous music)

618
00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:42.370
Open it.

619
00:38:42.370 --> 00:38:43.640
- Don't wanna.

620
00:38:43.640 --> 00:38:45.500
- It ain't about wanna,

621
00:38:45.500 --> 00:38:47.860
it's about you doing
what I tell you, sweetie.

622
00:38:47.860 --> 00:38:49.923
- Come on, dingus, give me a hand.

623
00:38:53.096 --> 00:38:55.763
(coffin creaks)

624
00:38:56.950 --> 00:39:00.213
- Isabelle Whiteworth,
the belle from hell.

625
00:39:01.754 --> 00:39:02.853
- Man, she stank.

626
00:39:04.351 --> 00:39:08.380
- Oh, I'm gonna be sick. (retches)

627
00:39:08.380 --> 00:39:11.650
- [Companion] There's some
kind of a mask on her face.

628
00:39:11.650 --> 00:39:12.700
- [Tammy] Let me see.

629
00:39:16.010 --> 00:39:17.450
- Don't look like she's been dead

630
00:39:17.450 --> 00:39:19.200
more than a day or two,

631
00:39:19.200 --> 00:39:21.520
kinda peculiar for someone buried

632
00:39:21.520 --> 00:39:23.290
over half a century ago,

633
00:39:23.290 --> 00:39:24.123
don't you think?

634
00:39:24.123 --> 00:39:26.160
- What are you waiting for?

635
00:39:26.160 --> 00:39:28.533
Let's take Ms. Isi for a walk.

636
00:39:30.471 --> 00:39:31.923
(ominous music)

637
00:39:31.923 --> 00:39:34.423
(woman moans)

638
00:39:38.250 --> 00:39:40.579
Looks like she's stuck or something.

639
00:39:40.579 --> 00:39:42.030
Glad we brought the bucket.

640
00:39:42.030 --> 00:39:42.863
Mark, get down here

641
00:39:42.863 --> 00:39:44.340
and pop her head off with a shovel.

642
00:39:44.340 --> 00:39:47.438
- No, this crosses the line, Tammy.

643
00:39:47.438 --> 00:39:48.988
- I'll cross your line, mister.

644
00:39:51.198 --> 00:39:53.235
(Mark retches)

645
00:39:53.235 --> 00:39:54.725
Whatever, I'll do it.

646
00:39:54.725 --> 00:39:56.392
Where is the bucket?

647
00:39:57.897 --> 00:40:02.046
Guess this head ain't
movin' without a fight.

648
00:40:02.046 --> 00:40:04.005
Hell of a girl.

649
00:40:04.005 --> 00:40:07.088
- I think I got the tool for the job.

650
00:40:09.338 --> 00:40:12.338
(penknife whooshes)

651
00:40:13.358 --> 00:40:16.182
(Mark retches)

652
00:40:16.182 --> 00:40:19.546
(thunder roars)

653
00:40:19.546 --> 00:40:22.785
(companion laughs)

654
00:40:22.785 --> 00:40:25.702
(horrifying music)

655
00:40:27.823 --> 00:40:30.490
(Mark whimpers)

656
00:40:34.722 --> 00:40:37.222
(bones crack)

657
00:40:40.342 --> 00:40:42.342
- Fuck, oh, fucking run!

658
00:40:43.779 --> 00:40:46.529
(Isabelle wails)

659
00:40:50.854 --> 00:40:54.060
(Isabelle laughs)

660
00:40:54.060 --> 00:40:56.560
(bones crack)

661
00:40:57.946 --> 00:41:02.258
(horrifying music continues)

662
00:41:02.258 --> 00:41:05.091
(thunder rumbles)

663
00:41:11.278 --> 00:41:14.028
(Isabelle wails)

664
00:41:24.124 --> 00:41:26.874
(door scratches)

665
00:41:27.984 --> 00:41:29.559
- Oh, Tammy?

666
00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:31.462
- Hey, what gives?

667
00:41:31.462 --> 00:41:33.718
- Eric, we was waiting for you

668
00:41:33.718 --> 00:41:34.890
while you've been here making out

669
00:41:34.890 --> 00:41:36.160
all this whole goddamn time?

670
00:41:37.865 --> 00:41:38.834
What kind of deprived animals

671
00:41:38.834 --> 00:41:40.066
get it on in a barn?

672
00:41:40.066 --> 00:41:41.208
(Isabelle groans)

673
00:41:41.208 --> 00:41:43.529
(gasps) She's coming.

674
00:41:43.529 --> 00:41:44.362
- Who?

675
00:41:45.793 --> 00:41:47.706
- Isabelle Whiteworth.

676
00:41:47.706 --> 00:41:50.123
(body sucks)

677
00:41:54.295 --> 00:41:55.128
Hell girl.

678
00:41:57.729 --> 00:41:59.697
(door thuds)

679
00:41:59.697 --> 00:42:02.643
(Eric groans)

680
00:42:02.643 --> 00:42:04.823
- Shit, I hope I didn't
give him my number.

681
00:42:06.901 --> 00:42:08.545
(Tammy groans)

682
00:42:08.545 --> 00:42:11.045
(head cracks)

683
00:42:12.781 --> 00:42:13.791
(cleaver sucks)

684
00:42:13.791 --> 00:42:16.430
(laughs) Gotcha!

685
00:42:16.430 --> 00:42:19.263
(Isabelle groans)

686
00:42:21.469 --> 00:42:23.552
Ooh, it's so gross to do.

687
00:42:25.192 --> 00:42:27.609
(rake thuds)

688
00:42:40.248 --> 00:42:41.353
(Eric whimpers)

689
00:42:41.353 --> 00:42:43.003
- That was her.

690
00:42:44.140 --> 00:42:46.793
That was really her.

691
00:42:47.811 --> 00:42:49.313
That was Isabelle.

692
00:42:50.370 --> 00:42:53.130
She's back from the...

693
00:42:53.130 --> 00:42:55.547
(head thuds)

694
00:43:01.814 --> 00:43:04.314
(bones crack)

695
00:43:07.346 --> 00:43:10.013
(ominous music)

696
00:43:18.874 --> 00:43:21.707
(Isabelle laughs)

697
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:28.950
- Wow, nice job.

698
00:43:28.950 --> 00:43:30.370
That was pretty rad.

699
00:43:30.370 --> 00:43:32.690
Much more vivid to Harrington.

700
00:43:32.690 --> 00:43:34.060
Better executed than some of the stories

701
00:43:34.060 --> 00:43:35.648
your sister told me.

702
00:43:35.648 --> 00:43:37.315
- Thanks, your turn.

703
00:43:38.802 --> 00:43:40.650
- Me? Oh, I don't know.

704
00:43:40.650 --> 00:43:43.038
I don't think I have anything good.

705
00:43:43.038 --> 00:43:44.821
- Oh, come on!

706
00:43:44.821 --> 00:43:46.770
Don't be a pussy!

707
00:43:46.770 --> 00:43:47.987
- Okay, okay, I think
I know a pretty good.

708
00:43:47.987 --> 00:43:50.080
My friend told me once.

709
00:43:50.080 --> 00:43:51.647
- Oh, tell me more.

710
00:43:51.647 --> 00:43:54.647
(magical twinkling)

711
00:43:55.798 --> 00:43:58.206
(tense music)

712
00:43:58.206 --> 00:44:00.789
(woman groans)

713
00:44:19.255 --> 00:44:20.088
- Help me.

714
00:44:24.942 --> 00:44:29.009
Help me! (sobs)

715
00:44:46.372 --> 00:44:48.552
(truck engine revs)

716
00:44:48.552 --> 00:44:51.719
(truck brake squeaks)

717
00:44:53.955 --> 00:44:55.092
(truck door thuds)

718
00:44:55.092 --> 00:44:57.800
(footsteps rustle)

719
00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:58.633
- Miss.

720
00:45:00.310 --> 00:45:01.143
Miss.

721
00:45:03.490 --> 00:45:07.793
Miss, miss, are you all right?

722
00:45:12.660 --> 00:45:13.560
Are you all right?

723
00:45:15.226 --> 00:45:16.940
- Please, please get me outta here.

724
00:45:16.940 --> 00:45:18.950
- Whoa, whoa, calm down.

725
00:45:18.950 --> 00:45:20.520
Are you, are you bleeding?

726
00:45:20.520 --> 00:45:21.930
- Help me to your car.

727
00:45:21.930 --> 00:45:23.883
- Calm down, what happened here, what-

728
00:45:23.883 --> 00:45:26.250
- We don't have time for this, please.

729
00:45:26.250 --> 00:45:27.610
We have to get outta here.

730
00:45:27.610 --> 00:45:30.000
- Look, why don't you wait here,

731
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:31.540
and I'll go get help?

732
00:45:31.540 --> 00:45:34.440
- You can't leave me
out here by this ditch.

733
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:35.990
- Why are you covered in blood?

734
00:45:41.281 --> 00:45:42.948
- It's not my blood.

735
00:45:43.910 --> 00:45:47.780
- Okay, tell you what?

736
00:45:47.780 --> 00:45:48.850
You just sit tight.

737
00:45:48.850 --> 00:45:50.260
I'll go ahead to town, and get help,

738
00:45:50.260 --> 00:45:51.720
and will be right back.

739
00:45:51.720 --> 00:45:52.910
- You can't leave me out here.

740
00:45:52.910 --> 00:45:55.570
- Look, I'll just go on
up ahead and get help.

741
00:45:55.570 --> 00:45:57.050
- No, you can't.

742
00:45:57.050 --> 00:45:57.883
You can't leave me out here.

743
00:45:57.883 --> 00:46:00.540
Give me a ride, a cell
phone, anything please.

744
00:46:00.540 --> 00:46:01.750
You can't leave me out here all by myself.

745
00:46:01.750 --> 00:46:03.250
- Lady, we're in a dead zone,

746
00:46:03.250 --> 00:46:05.127
there's no service out here.

747
00:46:05.127 --> 00:46:06.313
- You need to help me.

748
00:46:06.313 --> 00:46:08.392
I can't let you leave.

749
00:46:08.392 --> 00:46:11.725
(tense music continues)

750
00:46:16.690 --> 00:46:18.305
(truck door thuds)

751
00:46:18.305 --> 00:46:21.305
(truck engine revs)

752
00:46:26.371 --> 00:46:27.204
Please.

753
00:46:31.167 --> 00:46:34.500
(tense music continues)

754
00:46:39.034 --> 00:46:42.201
(truck tires rustles)

755
00:47:11.582 --> 00:47:14.665
(stranded man pants)

756
00:47:55.686 --> 00:47:58.853
(truck tires rustles)

757
00:48:25.467 --> 00:48:27.260
- Hey, was that your car

758
00:48:27.260 --> 00:48:28.680
a couple of miles back there?

759
00:48:28.680 --> 00:48:31.010
- Yeah, overheated.

760
00:48:31.010 --> 00:48:32.390
Damn Nebraska summers, right?

761
00:48:32.390 --> 00:48:33.470
- Ehm-hmm.

762
00:48:33.470 --> 00:48:36.340
- Hey, you don't have any water, do you?

763
00:48:36.340 --> 00:48:38.650
- Ah, I don't but I'm going into town.

764
00:48:38.650 --> 00:48:40.320
There's a gas station there.

765
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:41.290
You could get some coolant.

766
00:48:41.290 --> 00:48:42.980
- Oh, that'd be great.

767
00:48:42.980 --> 00:48:44.060
- Well, hop in.

768
00:48:44.060 --> 00:48:44.893
- Thank you.

769
00:48:49.012 --> 00:48:50.521
(truck door thuds)

770
00:48:50.521 --> 00:48:53.521
(truck engine revs)

771
00:48:54.640 --> 00:48:56.257
I can't believe how
desolate it is out here.

772
00:48:56.257 --> 00:48:57.580
- Ehm-hmm.

773
00:48:57.580 --> 00:48:58.830
- Lucky you found me.

774
00:48:58.830 --> 00:49:00.920
Otherwise, I'd be walking who knows

775
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:03.150
how long in this damn humid heat.

776
00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:04.370
- Well, I just had the weirdest thing

777
00:49:04.370 --> 00:49:06.560
happened to me about 20 minutes ago.

778
00:49:06.560 --> 00:49:07.990
- Yeah?

779
00:49:07.990 --> 00:49:09.250
- I'm driving along.

780
00:49:09.250 --> 00:49:10.420
Suddenly, there's this woman

781
00:49:10.420 --> 00:49:11.960
on the side of the road.

782
00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:13.580
She's covered with blood,

783
00:49:13.580 --> 00:49:16.360
and she's waving around this big hammer,

784
00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:19.220
and just freaking out.

785
00:49:19.220 --> 00:49:20.840
Well, I had to leave her there.

786
00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:25.053
- What? Look, should we
go back and pick her up?

787
00:49:25.053 --> 00:49:26.010
I mean, she could be injured.

788
00:49:26.010 --> 00:49:26.843
- Ah, believe me.

789
00:49:26.843 --> 00:49:27.676
You don't wanna get involved

790
00:49:27.676 --> 00:49:28.770
in that kinda crazy.

791
00:49:28.770 --> 00:49:32.010
Besides, she said it wasn't her blood.

792
00:49:32.010 --> 00:49:33.810
I think she may have killed someone.

793
00:49:34.780 --> 00:49:35.640
Well, not to worry.

794
00:49:35.640 --> 00:49:37.530
The sheriff patrol's
out there all the time.

795
00:49:37.530 --> 00:49:38.463
He'll pick her up.

796
00:49:39.859 --> 00:49:41.410
- I don't know, it seems kinda cruel

797
00:49:41.410 --> 00:49:43.003
to leave her out there like that.

798
00:49:43.003 --> 00:49:44.950
- (laughs) Cruel?

799
00:49:44.950 --> 00:49:46.330
Probably not half as cruel

800
00:49:46.330 --> 00:49:47.640
as what she did to that poor

801
00:49:47.640 --> 00:49:49.750
son of a bitch with that hammer.

802
00:49:49.750 --> 00:49:52.070
God knows, my wife probably wanted

803
00:49:52.070 --> 00:49:53.790
to take a hammer at me a time or two

804
00:49:53.790 --> 00:49:57.063
in our 30 years of marriage. (laughs)

805
00:49:59.104 --> 00:50:02.820
Oh, sorry, jokes aren't my strong suit.

806
00:50:02.820 --> 00:50:05.293
My wife puts up with a lot of my shit,

807
00:50:06.340 --> 00:50:07.963
but she's a damn good woman.

808
00:50:09.560 --> 00:50:10.930
Who'd have thought of a punker like me

809
00:50:10.930 --> 00:50:12.930
could meet a soul mate.

810
00:50:12.930 --> 00:50:14.470
But they say, there's someone

811
00:50:14.470 --> 00:50:15.670
out there for everybody.

812
00:50:17.290 --> 00:50:18.723
Hey, you married?

813
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:21.867
- Oh yeah, six years.

814
00:50:21.867 --> 00:50:22.700
- Oh.

815
00:50:22.700 --> 00:50:23.763
- Couple of rug rats.

816
00:50:24.740 --> 00:50:26.960
Things haven't been
going too great though.

817
00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:28.510
- Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

818
00:50:29.570 --> 00:50:30.830
Another woman?

819
00:50:30.830 --> 00:50:32.253
- No, nothing like that.

820
00:50:33.203 --> 00:50:36.070
Just money problems, the same bullshit.

821
00:50:36.070 --> 00:50:37.630
- I hear ya, take it

822
00:50:37.630 --> 00:50:40.160
from someone who's been
there and done that.

823
00:50:40.160 --> 00:50:41.610
Money problems are no reason

824
00:50:41.610 --> 00:50:42.863
to let a good woman go.

825
00:50:44.247 --> 00:50:46.747
- Yeah, you're probably right.

826
00:50:48.038 --> 00:50:50.871
(perplexed music)

827
00:51:17.055 --> 00:51:19.888
(car door clicks)

828
00:51:26.547 --> 00:51:31.455
- Damn it!
(car thuds)

829
00:51:31.455 --> 00:51:34.205
(car door thuds)

830
00:51:46.040 --> 00:51:48.430
- Thank you so much for the lift.

831
00:51:48.430 --> 00:51:49.263
- Sure.
- Hopefully now,

832
00:51:49.263 --> 00:51:51.000
I can finally get some work done today.

833
00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:52.890
- Work eh, what do you do?

834
00:51:52.890 --> 00:51:54.570
- I'm a botanist.

835
00:51:54.570 --> 00:51:55.613
- Bought a what?

836
00:51:56.592 --> 00:51:59.370
- Basically, I'm a
glorified plant scientist.

837
00:51:59.370 --> 00:52:00.203
- Ah.

838
00:52:00.203 --> 00:52:01.950
- I come out here to study new species

839
00:52:01.950 --> 00:52:03.370
and you know, hopefully,

840
00:52:03.370 --> 00:52:05.560
find something that can save lives.

841
00:52:05.560 --> 00:52:08.271
- Oh, like cure cancer or something?

842
00:52:08.271 --> 00:52:09.957
- Something like that.

843
00:52:09.957 --> 00:52:11.810
- Did you find anything
interesting out here?

844
00:52:11.810 --> 00:52:14.030
All Nebraska seems to have to offer

845
00:52:14.030 --> 00:52:16.770
is corn and ditch weed.

846
00:52:16.770 --> 00:52:18.310
- Yeah, actually, I came

847
00:52:18.310 --> 00:52:20.470
across something last week.

848
00:52:20.470 --> 00:52:22.612
Could be a game-changer.

849
00:52:22.612 --> 00:52:24.180
- Well, you make sure to
name it after yourself.

850
00:52:24.180 --> 00:52:25.400
I hear you scientist guys

851
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:27.500
can do that if you want to.

852
00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:28.707
- Only sometimes.

853
00:52:29.820 --> 00:52:32.987
(truck tires rustles)

854
00:52:48.580 --> 00:52:50.700
- Right where I left it.

855
00:52:50.700 --> 00:52:52.023
Well, let me fill her up.

856
00:52:52.923 --> 00:52:55.220
(creature howls)

857
00:52:55.220 --> 00:52:57.120
- Did you hear that?
(ominous music)

858
00:52:57.120 --> 00:52:57.953
- Hear what?

859
00:53:02.196 --> 00:53:04.153
- Well, I must be hearing things.

860
00:53:05.110 --> 00:53:06.590
- I thought I heard some kind of strange

861
00:53:06.590 --> 00:53:08.173
sound coming from the ditch.

862
00:53:09.847 --> 00:53:11.100
- Hopefully, it's not that woman

863
00:53:11.100 --> 00:53:13.300
you left on the side
of the road back there.

864
00:53:20.732 --> 00:53:23.232
(woman pants)

865
00:53:24.830 --> 00:53:26.637
Well, that should do it.

866
00:53:29.029 --> 00:53:31.043
(car hood clanks)

867
00:53:31.043 --> 00:53:33.360
Hey, thanks again for the lift.

868
00:53:33.360 --> 00:53:35.990
- Oh sure, no problem.

869
00:53:35.990 --> 00:53:36.900
- Hey, you know, you should pick

870
00:53:36.900 --> 00:53:38.370
some of these nice wild flowers

871
00:53:38.370 --> 00:53:39.640
and take them home to your wife.

872
00:53:39.640 --> 00:53:42.243
Kinda smooth things over with her.

873
00:53:48.786 --> 00:53:49.986
- Yeah, I might do that.

874
00:53:51.697 --> 00:53:52.710
(creature howls)

875
00:53:52.710 --> 00:53:54.290
- See, there it is again.

876
00:53:54.290 --> 00:53:56.260
You heard it that time, didn't you?

877
00:53:56.260 --> 00:53:59.750
- Oh yes, I discovered
it earlier this week.

878
00:53:59.750 --> 00:54:01.772
It's a game-changer.

879
00:54:01.772 --> 00:54:03.772
In fact, I showed my wife earlier today.

880
00:54:05.290 --> 00:54:08.094
- Wait, your wife?

881
00:54:08.094 --> 00:54:11.035
(truck driver groans)

882
00:54:11.035 --> 00:54:13.952
(creature munches)

883
00:54:18.720 --> 00:54:21.463
- No more wife, happy life.

884
00:54:22.980 --> 00:54:24.143
And now, no witnesses.

885
00:54:25.526 --> 00:54:26.359
So win-win.

886
00:54:27.295 --> 00:54:30.770
(hammer thuds)
(man groans)

887
00:54:30.770 --> 00:54:33.207
- Hi honey, you're right.

888
00:54:33.207 --> 00:54:34.955
(car keys clank)

889
00:54:34.955 --> 00:54:36.110
(creature howls)

890
00:54:36.110 --> 00:54:38.510
It really is a game-changer.

891
00:54:38.510 --> 00:54:40.638
(man wails)

892
00:54:40.638 --> 00:54:43.638
(tentacles tighten)

893
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:54.699
(bones crack)

894
00:55:08.897 --> 00:55:11.730
(nostalgic music)

895
00:55:40.891 --> 00:55:45.100
- I loved it, I totally
wasn't expecting that.

896
00:55:45.100 --> 00:55:48.340
- Thanks, sequels are always bigger

897
00:55:48.340 --> 00:55:49.943
and better than the first one, right?

898
00:55:50.832 --> 00:55:52.320
- It will be tough to top that one,

899
00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:53.933
but I have another in mind.

900
00:55:55.639 --> 00:55:56.675
(car clanks)

901
00:55:56.675 --> 00:55:57.508
- Oh, shit!

902
00:55:58.510 --> 00:56:00.400
- What's wrong with your chariot?

903
00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:01.670
- The horses have overheated.

904
00:56:01.670 --> 00:56:03.280
They need water.

905
00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:05.543
Well, let's find a mechanic the next town.

906
00:56:05.543 --> 00:56:07.578
- Oh, goody, a mechanic.

907
00:56:07.578 --> 00:56:09.078
What's a mechanic?

908
00:56:10.186 --> 00:56:15.103
(psycho killer chants in foreign language)

909
00:56:18.676 --> 00:56:23.676
(tattoo sizzles)
(genie groans)

910
00:56:24.070 --> 00:56:27.032
- Hmm?

911
00:56:27.032 --> 00:56:30.782
(chants in foreign language)

912
00:56:37.581 --> 00:56:39.382
- It's Endemo.

913
00:56:39.382 --> 00:56:41.799
(book thuds)

914
00:56:45.237 --> 00:56:47.360
(knife scrapes)

915
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:49.320
Fucking asshole, what the hell

916
00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:50.593
are you doing to me?

917
00:56:51.660 --> 00:56:53.413
- Tattoos act as protection.

918
00:56:54.520 --> 00:56:56.960
I must cancel their effects with the book

919
00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:59.330
before I can take your heart out.

920
00:57:00.973 --> 00:57:03.304
How did that feel?

921
00:57:03.304 --> 00:57:05.373
- Like you fucking burned me!

922
00:57:05.373 --> 00:57:07.979
- Good, that means that it's working.

923
00:57:07.979 --> 00:57:10.107
- Tell me another story.

924
00:57:10.107 --> 00:57:11.693
- I'm not telling you shit.

925
00:57:15.864 --> 00:57:18.702
- I wish for your compliance.

926
00:57:18.702 --> 00:57:19.749
- Granted!

927
00:57:19.749 --> 00:57:22.749
(magical twinkling)

928
00:57:25.460 --> 00:57:26.630
Why do you wanna hear?

929
00:57:26.630 --> 00:57:27.910
I don't know anything

930
00:57:27.910 --> 00:57:30.470
that will top the last story.

931
00:57:30.470 --> 00:57:33.923
- As far as the next
story goes, surprise me.

932
00:57:35.272 --> 00:57:36.316
- Fine!

933
00:57:36.316 --> 00:57:41.316
(thunder rumbles)
(ominous music)

934
00:57:47.636 --> 00:57:50.136
(door knocks)

935
00:57:56.463 --> 00:57:58.490
- How do you do, madam?

936
00:57:58.490 --> 00:58:00.720
- Trying to get out of
this rain, thank you.

937
00:58:00.720 --> 00:58:02.563
Is this the Wafer Bed and Breakfast?

938
00:58:03.790 --> 00:58:05.200
- The one and only.

939
00:58:05.200 --> 00:58:06.947
Please, why don't you come inside?

940
00:58:06.947 --> 00:58:09.446
- Oh, thank you kindly.

941
00:58:09.446 --> 00:58:12.113
(thunder roars)

942
00:58:13.323 --> 00:58:15.740
(door thuds)

943
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:19.190
You will allow me to fetch you a towel

944
00:58:19.190 --> 00:58:20.070
with which to dry off?

945
00:58:20.070 --> 00:58:21.363
- That'll be swell.

946
00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:32.455
- May I take your bag?

947
00:58:32.455 --> 00:58:34.684
- That'll be so much appreciated.

948
00:58:34.684 --> 00:58:36.267
- Please follow me.

949
00:58:38.122 --> 00:58:40.072
- It's raining cats and dogs out there.

950
00:58:42.228 --> 00:58:43.061
My car broke down on the road

951
00:58:43.061 --> 00:58:44.413
a little ways back.

952
00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:47.250
Sheer luck that I happened

953
00:58:47.250 --> 00:58:49.615
to see your lights through the storm.

954
00:58:49.615 --> 00:58:50.448
Oh, do you happen to have

955
00:58:50.448 --> 00:58:51.663
a telephone I could use?

956
00:58:52.720 --> 00:58:53.980
- I'm afraid the storm has rendered

957
00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:56.100
our telephone inoperable, madam.

958
00:58:56.100 --> 00:58:57.310
- Shoot.

959
00:58:57.310 --> 00:58:59.330
- I could offer you a
room for the night, madam.

960
00:58:59.330 --> 00:59:01.220
I'm sure the storm will
pass by the morning,

961
00:59:01.220 --> 00:59:02.990
and I can give you a ride into town

962
00:59:02.990 --> 00:59:04.860
on my way to the store.

963
00:59:04.860 --> 00:59:06.170
- That would be so kind.

964
00:59:06.170 --> 00:59:07.310
How much for the room?

965
00:59:07.310 --> 00:59:08.790
- Not necessary, madam.

966
00:59:08.790 --> 00:59:10.460
After all, it is not your fault

967
00:59:10.460 --> 00:59:11.513
your car broke down.

968
00:59:13.195 --> 00:59:16.720
- You are a godsend, thank you so much.

969
00:59:16.720 --> 00:59:17.600
- It's quite all right.

970
00:59:17.600 --> 00:59:20.590
The world could use more
simple kindness in it.

971
00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:21.690
I will be serving dinner

972
00:59:21.690 --> 00:59:23.430
for the other guest in the dining room,

973
00:59:23.430 --> 00:59:24.820
and I would be happy

974
00:59:24.820 --> 00:59:27.060
to set another place for you.

975
00:59:27.060 --> 00:59:28.340
- That would be wonderful.

976
00:59:28.340 --> 00:59:30.210
I just need to dry off.

977
00:59:30.210 --> 00:59:31.043
- Of course.

978
00:59:34.209 --> 00:59:37.157
Up the stairs, third door on the right.

979
00:59:43.688 --> 00:59:46.605
(mysterious music)

980
00:59:55.081 --> 00:59:57.914
(thunder rumbles)

981
01:00:16.680 --> 01:00:19.180
(door creaks)

982
01:00:23.228 --> 01:00:25.940
(door clicks)

983
01:00:25.940 --> 01:00:28.110
- I think you have the wrong room.

984
01:00:28.110 --> 01:00:29.993
- Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.

985
01:00:31.116 --> 01:00:32.076
- Like what you see?

986
01:00:32.076 --> 01:00:34.159
- I, yeah, no, I am, I'm,

987
01:00:35.515 --> 01:00:37.682
I am so ashamed, so sorry.

988
01:00:42.435 --> 01:00:44.179
- Oh, do you mind?

989
01:00:44.179 --> 01:00:49.179
- Oh, sure.

990
01:00:51.656 --> 01:00:52.950
- Thank you.

991
01:00:52.950 --> 01:00:53.783
My name's Tiffany.

992
01:00:53.783 --> 01:00:55.070
It's nice to meet you.

993
01:00:55.070 --> 01:00:56.460
- June, nice to meet you too.

994
01:00:56.460 --> 01:00:57.950
- You're the only other person

995
01:00:57.950 --> 01:00:59.260
I've seen here tonight.

996
01:00:59.260 --> 01:01:01.290
Well, other than the weird butler.

997
01:01:01.290 --> 01:01:02.123
I'm stuck here tonight

998
01:01:02.123 --> 01:01:03.440
until the storm passes.

999
01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:04.940
- So am I, my car broke down

1000
01:01:04.940 --> 01:01:06.170
a little ways back.

1001
01:01:06.170 --> 01:01:09.210
- Mine too, that storm is insane though.

1002
01:01:09.210 --> 01:01:10.710
I almost drowned trying to get here.

1003
01:01:10.710 --> 01:01:11.660
- Oh, you know, I was hoping

1004
01:01:11.660 --> 01:01:12.710
they have a telephone,

1005
01:01:12.710 --> 01:01:15.890
but I guess the storm's
knocked out the lines.

1006
01:01:15.890 --> 01:01:17.200
- Maybe the only way this place

1007
01:01:17.200 --> 01:01:18.930
gets any business is waiting for damsels

1008
01:01:18.930 --> 01:01:20.470
to break down on the side of the road.

1009
01:01:20.470 --> 01:01:21.410
- Oh, I don't know about that.

1010
01:01:21.410 --> 01:01:22.956
He's letting me stay for free.

1011
01:01:22.956 --> 01:01:25.610
- (gasps) Shut up, he charged me $30.

1012
01:01:25.610 --> 01:01:27.893
- Oh, maybe I'm his type.

1013
01:01:29.030 --> 01:01:30.670
- Dirty old man gives you a free room,

1014
01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:33.190
remember, lock your door tonight.

1015
01:01:33.190 --> 01:01:34.840
Maybe if I flash some cleavage at dinner,

1016
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:36.239
I can get my money back.

1017
01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:38.360
(gasps) He's making broiled lobster tail

1018
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:40.000
with garlic-chili butter.

1019
01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:41.787
Hopefully he has ridiculous
amount of wine too.

1020
01:01:41.787 --> 01:01:43.783
- Well, you can't pass that up.

1021
01:01:44.697 --> 01:01:47.110
I'm just gonna dry off and get changed

1022
01:01:47.110 --> 01:01:49.150
but I'll probably be down later.

1023
01:01:49.150 --> 01:01:50.760
- Good, because I can't drink alone

1024
01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:53.653
or I'll get, I'll do something stupid.

1025
01:01:58.484 --> 01:02:00.365
(door creaks)

1026
01:02:00.365 --> 01:02:02.782
(door thuds)

1027
01:02:06.173 --> 01:02:09.006
(thunder rumbles)

1028
01:02:25.723 --> 01:02:27.806
(clacks)

1029
01:02:39.648 --> 01:02:43.065
- Guess a free room doesn't include heat.

1030
01:02:43.974 --> 01:02:46.724
(brooding music)

1031
01:03:00.818 --> 01:03:03.485
(butler laughs)

1032
01:03:11.566 --> 01:03:13.100
(sighs)

1033
01:03:13.100 --> 01:03:16.615
June, stop acting like you're 12.

1034
01:03:16.615 --> 01:03:21.115
(gasps)
(scary music)

1035
01:03:24.171 --> 01:03:27.671
I must've been more tired than I realized.

1036
01:03:28.580 --> 01:03:31.080
You know, I'll pass on dinner.

1037
01:03:36.318 --> 01:03:38.818
(door clicks)

1038
01:03:48.246 --> 01:03:51.079
(thunder rumbles)

1039
01:03:54.166 --> 01:03:56.166
(pants)

1040
01:04:05.171 --> 01:04:07.921
(brooding music)

1041
01:04:45.255 --> 01:04:48.338
(lightning crackles)

1042
01:04:52.496 --> 01:04:55.496
(floorboard creaks)

1043
01:06:15.635 --> 01:06:18.302
(butler slurps)

1044
01:06:21.707 --> 01:06:22.957
Excuse me, sir.

1045
01:06:26.623 --> 01:06:28.967
I'm sorry to bother you at this late hour,

1046
01:06:28.967 --> 01:06:30.472
but I was wondering if I could trouble you

1047
01:06:30.472 --> 01:06:32.871
for a glass of water?

1048
01:06:32.871 --> 01:06:35.598
I had this horrible nightmare.

1049
01:06:35.598 --> 01:06:37.204
(butler laughs)

1050
01:06:37.204 --> 01:06:39.879
- You did not join us for dinner, madam.

1051
01:06:39.879 --> 01:06:42.546
- What, oh, yes, I'm, I'm sorry.

1052
01:06:44.302 --> 01:06:45.725
I was feeling a little light-headed,

1053
01:06:45.725 --> 01:06:47.044
and I laid down.

1054
01:06:47.044 --> 01:06:48.231
I guess, I must have been

1055
01:06:48.231 --> 01:06:50.242
more tired than I realized.

1056
01:06:50.242 --> 01:06:52.730
- (laughs) It's quite all right.

1057
01:06:52.730 --> 01:06:55.740
The other girl suited nicely.

1058
01:06:55.740 --> 01:06:57.040
- Tiffany?

1059
01:06:57.040 --> 01:06:59.240
- Was that her name? (laughs)

1060
01:06:59.240 --> 01:07:01.403
She was a very nice girl.

1061
01:07:02.549 --> 01:07:03.883
- Did she leave already?

1062
01:07:05.433 --> 01:07:08.016
(butler sucks)

1063
01:07:09.016 --> 01:07:11.849
Did you give her a ride into town?

1064
01:07:20.999 --> 01:07:22.499
I am sorry, again,

1065
01:07:23.590 --> 01:07:28.253
but do you know where I
could get a glass of water?

1066
01:07:29.090 --> 01:07:31.533
- Why, madam, we have no water here.

1067
01:07:32.620 --> 01:07:36.453
We only carry one type of refreshment.

1068
01:07:38.690 --> 01:07:41.093
We only carry blood!

1069
01:07:42.484 --> 01:07:44.901
(June wails)

1070
01:07:46.635 --> 01:07:48.718
(laughs)

1071
01:07:51.533 --> 01:07:53.616
(slurps)

1072
01:07:56.197 --> 01:07:58.614
(June pants)

1073
01:08:05.484 --> 01:08:07.984
(door pounds)

1074
01:08:10.765 --> 01:08:12.236
- No.

1075
01:08:12.236 --> 01:08:14.107
(door creaks)

1076
01:08:14.107 --> 01:08:14.973
(butler laughs)

1077
01:08:14.973 --> 01:08:16.973
(wails)

1078
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:31.662
No. (whimpers)

1079
01:08:38.606 --> 01:08:41.106
(tense music)

1080
01:08:57.281 --> 01:08:58.571
(door thuds)

1081
01:08:58.571 --> 01:09:01.071
(lock clicks)

1082
01:09:04.367 --> 01:09:07.200
(doorknob clicks)

1083
01:09:11.060 --> 01:09:13.670
(door pounds)

1084
01:09:13.670 --> 01:09:15.670
(pants)

1085
01:09:25.451 --> 01:09:28.118
(anxious music)

1086
01:09:37.662 --> 01:09:40.329
(butler laughs)

1087
01:09:41.942 --> 01:09:43.942
(sighs)

1088
01:09:46.097 --> 01:09:47.213
(birds chirp)

1089
01:09:47.213 --> 01:09:49.880
(calming music)

1090
01:09:51.727 --> 01:09:54.477
(water splashes)

1091
01:10:05.252 --> 01:10:07.777
(door knocks)

1092
01:10:07.777 --> 01:10:08.980
Ah, yes?

1093
01:10:08.980 --> 01:10:10.590
- [Butler] Good morning, madam.

1094
01:10:10.590 --> 01:10:12.090
I brought breakfast.

1095
01:10:12.090 --> 01:10:13.977
Are you decent? May I come in?

1096
01:10:13.977 --> 01:10:15.343
- Ah, yes, come in.

1097
01:10:16.396 --> 01:10:19.570
(door clicks)

1098
01:10:19.570 --> 01:10:20.820
- I'm sorry, madam.

1099
01:10:20.820 --> 01:10:22.203
I did not mean to wake you.

1100
01:10:24.080 --> 01:10:26.400
- You just startled me, is all.

1101
01:10:26.400 --> 01:10:28.900
- Nothing a hearty American
breakfast can't solve.

1102
01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:32.110
I wanted to let you know

1103
01:10:32.110 --> 01:10:34.160
that I will be heading
into town in a short while

1104
01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:35.810
and would be happy to take you

1105
01:10:35.810 --> 01:10:37.523
if you still desire so.

1106
01:10:38.980 --> 01:10:40.630
- Town, I...

1107
01:10:41.950 --> 01:10:45.350
- Madam, I do hope I'm not
overstepping my bounds,

1108
01:10:45.350 --> 01:10:48.360
but you look like you've seen a ghost.

1109
01:10:48.360 --> 01:10:49.750
Are you all right?

1110
01:10:49.750 --> 01:10:51.697
Would you like me to fetch a doctor?

1111
01:10:51.697 --> 01:10:55.790
- No, no, I just had a bad dream, is all.

1112
01:10:55.790 --> 01:10:59.250
- Oh yes, this place
can do that to a person.

1113
01:10:59.250 --> 01:11:00.710
I imagine that's part of the reason

1114
01:11:00.710 --> 01:11:02.963
we don't see the traffic we once used to.

1115
01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:05.440
It seems the world has moved

1116
01:11:05.440 --> 01:11:08.783
on from these ghastly
Victorian Era hotels.

1117
01:11:11.776 --> 01:11:12.776
It's a shame really.

1118
01:11:13.620 --> 01:11:17.417
Oh, well, in any event, may I?

1119
01:11:17.417 --> 01:11:19.293
- Oh yes, please, I'm starving.

1120
01:11:20.288 --> 01:11:21.350
- It would not be a bed and breakfast

1121
01:11:21.350 --> 01:11:23.293
if not for the breakfast portion.

1122
01:11:24.512 --> 01:11:25.345
- (gasps) What is this?

1123
01:11:25.345 --> 01:11:29.723
It smells delicious.
(dramatic music)

1124
01:11:34.072 --> 01:11:36.072
(gasps)

1125
01:11:38.220 --> 01:11:40.470
(ax thuds)

1126
01:11:42.820 --> 01:11:45.137
(birds chirp)

1127
01:11:45.137 --> 01:11:46.320
- Thank you, madam.

1128
01:11:46.320 --> 01:11:48.470
The kitchen always needs to be stocked.

1129
01:11:50.728 --> 01:11:53.228
(birds chirp)

1130
01:11:56.481 --> 01:11:59.308
(mystical music)

1131
01:11:59.308 --> 01:12:02.141
(bracelets clink)

1132
01:12:04.690 --> 01:12:09.283
- So yeah, can you fix it?

1133
01:12:11.630 --> 01:12:12.463
- Yeah.

1134
01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:16.060
- I'm sorry, my friend's
not from around here.

1135
01:12:18.146 --> 01:12:20.137
(mechanic laughs)

1136
01:12:20.137 --> 01:12:21.460
(mechanic spits)

1137
01:12:21.460 --> 01:12:24.083
- Yeah, I can fix it.

1138
01:12:25.540 --> 01:12:28.583
I reckon gonna take about two hours.

1139
01:12:30.100 --> 01:12:33.593
- Really? That's great, how much?

1140
01:12:35.180 --> 01:12:36.823
- Well, I tell you what,

1141
01:12:36.823 --> 01:12:38.640
I just started boiling some stew

1142
01:12:38.640 --> 01:12:41.930
around back in the trailer
when y'all stopped.

1143
01:12:41.930 --> 01:12:43.360
What'd you say,

1144
01:12:43.360 --> 01:12:47.750
you and pretty lady here,

1145
01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:49.020
join me for a bite,

1146
01:12:49.020 --> 01:12:50.700
and well, a little company,

1147
01:12:50.700 --> 01:12:53.063
and what'd you say, we call it even.

1148
01:12:55.040 --> 01:12:58.000
- I mean, thanks, but I don't know.

1149
01:12:58.000 --> 01:13:00.030
- It's rude to turn down hospitality

1150
01:13:00.030 --> 01:13:01.480
around these parts, you know?

1151
01:13:02.803 --> 01:13:05.663
- Ooh, did somebody say stew?

1152
01:13:05.663 --> 01:13:06.496
- Yeah.

1153
01:13:06.496 --> 01:13:07.965
- I love stew.

1154
01:13:07.965 --> 01:13:09.084
- I said stew.

1155
01:13:09.084 --> 01:13:09.990
- Is it dragon tongue?

1156
01:13:09.990 --> 01:13:11.057
- No.

1157
01:13:11.057 --> 01:13:11.890
- I love basilisks.

1158
01:13:11.890 --> 01:13:13.223
- Not quite.

1159
01:13:13.223 --> 01:13:17.262
- Hair of Gorgon? (moans)

1160
01:13:17.262 --> 01:13:18.095
- Mahktoonah, I don't think

1161
01:13:18.095 --> 01:13:19.340
that's such a good idea.

1162
01:13:19.340 --> 01:13:23.300
- Eh, the lady knows what she wants.

1163
01:13:23.300 --> 01:13:25.550
Now, head on back around the trailer,

1164
01:13:25.550 --> 01:13:29.360
and well, I guarantee

1165
01:13:29.360 --> 01:13:32.583
this gonna be the best stew I ever made.

1166
01:13:34.674 --> 01:13:38.677
- (gasps) Come on, Jeff!

1167
01:13:38.677 --> 01:13:41.177
- Come on, Jeff, let's get on.

1168
01:13:44.188 --> 01:13:46.938
(brooding music)

1169
01:13:50.284 --> 01:13:53.063
(sighs) Man.

1170
01:13:55.780 --> 01:13:57.825
Y'all gonna like what I'm cooking up.

1171
01:13:57.825 --> 01:13:59.075
Hmm, good Lord.

1172
01:14:04.638 --> 01:14:06.221
Look at this, Jeff.

1173
01:14:08.153 --> 01:14:09.370
This lampshade's made

1174
01:14:09.370 --> 01:14:12.110
from the strangest material.

1175
01:14:12.110 --> 01:14:13.650
- Girl, yeah, uh, ah.

1176
01:14:18.710 --> 01:14:22.178
Oh. (spits)

1177
01:14:22.178 --> 01:14:24.261
(laughs)

1178
01:14:26.120 --> 01:14:29.963
- Mahktoonah, we need to get out of here.

1179
01:14:32.040 --> 01:14:35.290
- [Mahktoonah] This drawing
reminds me of someone.

1180
01:14:35.290 --> 01:14:36.743
I can't quite place who.

1181
01:14:41.360 --> 01:14:45.137
- All right, I got a
little something for you.

1182
01:14:47.248 --> 01:14:50.343
All right.

1183
01:14:50.343 --> 01:14:52.950
There, take this.

1184
01:14:52.950 --> 01:14:54.260
- Not a chance.

1185
01:14:54.260 --> 01:14:56.200
- I ain't asking.

1186
01:14:56.200 --> 01:14:58.220
This is my obligation.

1187
01:14:58.220 --> 01:14:59.460
- [Mahktoonah] Ooh, I want some.

1188
01:14:59.460 --> 01:15:01.159
- Yeah, you do.

1189
01:15:01.159 --> 01:15:02.282
- Mahktoonah, what are you-

1190
01:15:02.282 --> 01:15:04.204
- That's it, drink it, girl.

1191
01:15:04.204 --> 01:15:05.680
Drink it, drink it, drink it.

1192
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:08.170
Yeah, that's, that's some powerful stuff,

1193
01:15:08.170 --> 01:15:09.020
right there, huh?

1194
01:15:10.516 --> 01:15:12.266
- Oh my, that's good.

1195
01:15:13.457 --> 01:15:14.925
(grand orchestral music)

1196
01:15:14.925 --> 01:15:16.560
- Oh, my God, Mahktoonah.

1197
01:15:16.560 --> 01:15:17.670
(mechanic laughs)

1198
01:15:17.670 --> 01:15:20.520
Are you okay?
- Yeah, all right, now.

1199
01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:22.743
I wanna thank you for the gift.

1200
01:15:24.560 --> 01:15:25.523
- What gift?

1201
01:15:26.450 --> 01:15:28.320
- Why, her, of course.

1202
01:15:28.320 --> 01:15:32.380
I mean, (sighs) it's been a long time

1203
01:15:32.380 --> 01:15:34.583
since I've had some djinn,

1204
01:15:35.610 --> 01:15:36.773
and that's genie djinn,

1205
01:15:36.773 --> 01:15:38.540
that ain't liquor gin.

1206
01:15:38.540 --> 01:15:40.820
Now, you're gonna taste good too,

1207
01:15:40.820 --> 01:15:44.200
but (sighs) it's been ages

1208
01:15:44.200 --> 01:15:46.580
since I had made me some genie,

1209
01:15:46.580 --> 01:15:48.995
and my stew, well,

1210
01:15:48.995 --> 01:15:51.412
hmm, it needs some good meat.

1211
01:15:56.377 --> 01:15:57.957
- You're a cannibal?

1212
01:15:57.957 --> 01:15:59.788
(mechanic laughs)

1213
01:15:59.788 --> 01:16:01.257
- Well yes, son.

1214
01:16:01.257 --> 01:16:02.458
Don't you know?

1215
01:16:02.458 --> 01:16:04.458
You only now are seeing?

1216
01:16:06.049 --> 01:16:07.744
Come on, go now.

1217
01:16:07.744 --> 01:16:10.371
Come on, get it, go now!

1218
01:16:10.371 --> 01:16:13.676
(punches thud)

1219
01:16:13.676 --> 01:16:17.521
Go now! (groans)

1220
01:16:17.521 --> 01:16:18.354
Come on.

1221
01:16:20.064 --> 01:16:20.897
No, wait.

1222
01:16:22.096 --> 01:16:24.179
(slurps)

1223
01:16:27.318 --> 01:16:30.236
(Mahktoonah yawns)

1224
01:16:30.236 --> 01:16:32.319
(laughs)

1225
01:16:35.643 --> 01:16:36.476
- Time out!

1226
01:16:36.476 --> 01:16:37.309
- God, what?

1227
01:16:37.309 --> 01:16:38.142
(poke squelches)

1228
01:16:38.142 --> 01:16:40.326
- God damn it, you poke-

1229
01:16:40.326 --> 01:16:42.409
(groans)

1230
01:16:44.535 --> 01:16:45.547
No!

1231
01:16:45.547 --> 01:16:48.797
(remote control sucks)

1232
01:16:52.667 --> 01:16:54.750
(groans)

1233
01:17:08.102 --> 01:17:10.435
(sad music)

1234
01:17:13.347 --> 01:17:14.180
- Christ!

1235
01:17:16.307 --> 01:17:17.557
- You saved me.

1236
01:17:19.307 --> 01:17:21.250
- Who the hell is that guy?

1237
01:17:21.250 --> 01:17:23.403
- Polyphemus, I think.

1238
01:17:24.550 --> 01:17:26.380
Dude's an asshole.

1239
01:17:26.380 --> 01:17:27.940
- Poly who?

1240
01:17:27.940 --> 01:17:29.810
- He's a cyclops.

1241
01:17:29.810 --> 01:17:33.267
Oh, I can't believe I was so stupid.

1242
01:17:34.200 --> 01:17:36.150
Don't tell my sister.

1243
01:17:36.150 --> 01:17:37.650
I'll never hear the end of it.

1244
01:17:39.810 --> 01:17:41.200
- A cyclops?

1245
01:17:41.200 --> 01:17:43.143
There's no such thing as a cyclops.

1246
01:17:43.984 --> 01:17:45.993
- Remove his eyepatch.

1247
01:17:47.160 --> 01:17:48.360
- Just fucking sat down.

1248
01:17:49.899 --> 01:17:52.399
(tense music)

1249
01:18:15.057 --> 01:18:17.890
(mechanic groans)

1250
01:18:20.010 --> 01:18:22.490
Shouldn't the eye in the
middle of his forehead?

1251
01:18:22.490 --> 01:18:25.543
- It is, it's the rest of
his face that's crooked.

1252
01:18:28.930 --> 01:18:31.903
- Yeah, obviously, let's get out of here.

1253
01:18:37.410 --> 01:18:39.163
Here, hydrate.

1254
01:18:40.275 --> 01:18:41.108
- Thanks.

1255
01:18:45.305 --> 01:18:47.722
(keys clink)

1256
01:18:49.251 --> 01:18:50.084
Oh, hey!

1257
01:18:51.647 --> 01:18:52.530
- What are you doing?

1258
01:18:52.530 --> 01:18:54.333
- Here, you should keep this.

1259
01:18:57.480 --> 01:18:58.720
- Why?

1260
01:18:58.720 --> 01:18:59.593
- For protection?

1261
01:19:00.964 --> 01:19:03.303
- I appreciate foreshadow, let's go.

1262
01:19:09.640 --> 01:19:11.010
- Oh my gosh.

1263
01:19:11.010 --> 01:19:14.180
That was so good.

1264
01:19:14.180 --> 01:19:16.210
I can't wait to see how it ends.

1265
01:19:16.210 --> 01:19:18.310
- Let me get this straight.

1266
01:19:18.310 --> 01:19:20.090
I wished for the best

1267
01:19:20.090 --> 01:19:22.920
no-budget Indie Hall film,

1268
01:19:22.920 --> 01:19:25.070
and this is the best

1269
01:19:25.070 --> 01:19:27.840
you puny Earthlings have to offer?

1270
01:19:27.840 --> 01:19:29.560
I am the Robo-Mummy.

1271
01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:31.727
I demand to see "Return of the Robo-Mummy

1272
01:19:31.727 --> 01:19:34.210
"From Outer Space Part Seven".

1273
01:19:34.210 --> 01:19:37.040
Dead Lantern filmed that
like three years ago.

1274
01:19:37.040 --> 01:19:38.500
- Well, get in line, buddy.

1275
01:19:38.500 --> 01:19:39.780
I've been waiting like five years

1276
01:19:39.780 --> 01:19:40.980
to see this one through.

1277
01:19:42.090 --> 01:19:44.230
- Totally worth it though.

1278
01:19:44.230 --> 01:19:46.631
Way better than the first anthology.

1279
01:19:46.631 --> 01:19:49.830
- Hah, lies, the only good sequel

1280
01:19:49.830 --> 01:19:52.180
is the "Robo-Mummy" sequel.

1281
01:19:52.180 --> 01:19:53.720
Who was the knob who decided

1282
01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:55.523
this was a good use of his money?

1283
01:19:58.040 --> 01:20:00.960
You do realize that all blame

1284
01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:03.233
is on the producer, right?

1285
01:20:04.790 --> 01:20:06.603
- Yeah, I know.

1286
01:20:08.200 --> 01:20:10.803
- Guys, look, we're on the intermission.

1287
01:20:12.810 --> 01:20:15.770
Hi there, you must be asking yourself,

1288
01:20:15.770 --> 01:20:18.523
who is this lovely creature?

1289
01:20:19.680 --> 01:20:22.330
Well, my name is Kamaria,

1290
01:20:22.330 --> 01:20:24.550
and I'm in "Tingles Down Your Spine",

1291
01:20:24.550 --> 01:20:26.410
the third and final film

1292
01:20:26.410 --> 01:20:28.623
for this anthology trilogy.

1293
01:20:30.320 --> 01:20:32.030
Get that confused look off your face.

1294
01:20:32.030 --> 01:20:33.810
We haven't filmed it yet.

1295
01:20:33.810 --> 01:20:37.783
- Enough, I wish we were back at my ship.

1296
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:40.335
- Granted,

1297
01:20:40.335 --> 01:20:43.335
(magical twinkling)

1298
01:20:46.170 --> 01:20:49.340
- We shall go to the
planet Hubba at Doh-Jobs,

1299
01:20:49.340 --> 01:20:51.386
where the women have eight breasts,

1300
01:20:51.386 --> 01:20:52.636
instead of two.

1301
01:20:55.300 --> 01:20:56.133
- Wait a minute,

1302
01:20:56.133 --> 01:20:57.793
that's four times the expense.

1303
01:20:59.800 --> 01:21:03.420
- You are only halfway
through this epic film,

1304
01:21:03.420 --> 01:21:06.040
so you may be needing to take a break,

1305
01:21:06.040 --> 01:21:07.290
and I'm here to tell you,

1306
01:21:07.290 --> 01:21:08.830
it's okay to take one.

1307
01:21:08.830 --> 01:21:11.100
What's great about horror anthologies

1308
01:21:11.100 --> 01:21:14.480
is that they don't need to
be consumed all at once.

1309
01:21:14.480 --> 01:21:16.483
So go grab some popcorn.

1310
01:21:17.482 --> 01:21:18.720
(magical twinkling)

1311
01:21:18.720 --> 01:21:19.913
Go get a drink.

1312
01:21:20.859 --> 01:21:23.070
(magical twinkling)

1313
01:21:23.070 --> 01:21:24.809
Go have sex with someone.

1314
01:21:24.809 --> 01:21:26.516
(playful boinking)

1315
01:21:26.516 --> 01:21:29.950
(Robo-Mummy moans)

1316
01:21:29.950 --> 01:21:31.690
- Yeah, oh, baby.

1317
01:21:31.690 --> 01:21:32.700
- What did you guys think

1318
01:21:32.700 --> 01:21:33.900
I was going to do there?

1319
01:21:36.200 --> 01:21:37.850
The point is you can watch

1320
01:21:37.850 --> 01:21:39.873
what you want when you want.

1321
01:21:41.552 --> 01:21:45.370
- I, the Robo-Mummy, am sold.

1322
01:21:45.370 --> 01:21:47.770
My final wish is to finish watching

1323
01:21:48.997 --> 01:21:50.687
"Chills Down Your Spine".

1324
01:21:52.215 --> 01:21:55.215
(magical twinkling)

1325
01:21:57.067 --> 01:21:58.363
- Oh, hell no.

1326
01:21:59.980 --> 01:22:02.520
I'm going to the play down the street.

1327
01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:04.513
Theater is way superior to film.

1328
01:22:06.290 --> 01:22:07.853
The director ruined this thing.

1329
01:22:09.660 --> 01:22:11.660
(sighs)

1330
01:22:14.770 --> 01:22:16.263
- That poor guy.

1331
01:22:17.420 --> 01:22:19.193
I know his wife is pissed.

1332
01:22:21.960 --> 01:22:26.180
- So consider this your only warning.

1333
01:22:26.180 --> 01:22:28.110
I don't wanna read any bitching

1334
01:22:28.110 --> 01:22:30.120
on the internet about how this movie

1335
01:22:30.120 --> 01:22:32.500
was too damn long.

1336
01:22:32.500 --> 01:22:34.310
Just be glad these idiots were thinking

1337
01:22:34.310 --> 01:22:36.270
about you for this intermission.

1338
01:22:36.270 --> 01:22:38.230
They literally planned it three days

1339
01:22:38.230 --> 01:22:39.610
before finalizing the film.

1340
01:22:39.610 --> 01:22:44.253
So relax, sit down, and kick back.

1341
01:22:45.988 --> 01:22:48.480
And I'll see you in a couple of years

1342
01:22:48.480 --> 01:22:50.070
for "Tingles Down Your Spine".

1343
01:22:50.070 --> 01:22:51.717
- Take our tickets.

1344
01:22:51.717 --> 01:22:53.687
"Return of the Robo-Mummy From Outer Space

1345
01:22:53.687 --> 01:22:56.263
"Part Seven" comes next.

1346
01:22:57.680 --> 01:22:58.513
- We'll see.

1347
01:22:58.513 --> 01:23:00.200
- Oh, that was messed up.

1348
01:23:00.200 --> 01:23:01.980
Nearly eaten by a cyclops.

1349
01:23:01.980 --> 01:23:03.680
What else could possibly go wrong?

1350
01:23:04.850 --> 01:23:07.053
- Let's hope his dad doesn't find out.

1351
01:23:08.666 --> 01:23:11.050
(Jeff sighs)

1352
01:23:11.050 --> 01:23:12.813
- He said I was on an odyssey.

1353
01:23:13.990 --> 01:23:14.990
What does that mean?

1354
01:23:15.960 --> 01:23:18.530
- Well, the road trips are representation

1355
01:23:18.530 --> 01:23:20.250
of the hero's journey.

1356
01:23:20.250 --> 01:23:22.700
You go out on some sort of adventure.

1357
01:23:22.700 --> 01:23:25.060
You face various trials along the way.

1358
01:23:25.060 --> 01:23:26.830
And in the end, you come out

1359
01:23:26.830 --> 01:23:28.453
with a reward of some kind.

1360
01:23:30.010 --> 01:23:32.253
- Then maybe Sabiah's my reward.

1361
01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:35.350
- Perhaps, the hero's journey

1362
01:23:35.350 --> 01:23:36.340
can be something small,

1363
01:23:36.340 --> 01:23:38.090
like going to the grocery store

1364
01:23:38.090 --> 01:23:39.270
and fighting some deplete

1365
01:23:39.270 --> 01:23:41.530
over the last bag of gummy bears.

1366
01:23:41.530 --> 01:23:44.370
Or it could take you to a cyclops

1367
01:23:44.370 --> 01:23:45.890
who wants to eat you.

1368
01:23:45.890 --> 01:23:47.373
You just never know.

1369
01:23:48.220 --> 01:23:50.083
- So then we're always on

1370
01:23:50.083 --> 01:23:53.270
a hero's journey of some kind.

1371
01:23:53.270 --> 01:23:54.770
Never thought of it like that.

1372
01:23:58.934 --> 01:24:00.930
(sighs)

1373
01:24:00.930 --> 01:24:03.420
All right, if we're on an odyssey,

1374
01:24:03.420 --> 01:24:04.640
and the next bad thing that happens

1375
01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:07.620
involves a storm, screw it,

1376
01:24:07.620 --> 01:24:08.470
I'm pulling over.

1377
01:24:09.719 --> 01:24:12.719
(Mahktoonah laughs)

1378
01:24:13.802 --> 01:24:16.240
- But you're the hero, Jeff.

1379
01:24:16.240 --> 01:24:18.160
You're supposed to face your challenges,

1380
01:24:18.160 --> 01:24:21.120
overcome them, and save the day!

1381
01:24:21.120 --> 01:24:22.760
- The best heroes are the smart heroes,

1382
01:24:22.760 --> 01:24:23.880
and the smart thing to do

1383
01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:25.340
is not let some angry Thunder God

1384
01:24:25.340 --> 01:24:27.910
hydroplane me to a goddamn tree.

1385
01:24:27.910 --> 01:24:29.930
We'll wait it out and be safe.

1386
01:24:29.930 --> 01:24:33.363
- Fine, how about another story then?

1387
01:24:34.670 --> 01:24:37.273
- Sure, you or me?

1388
01:24:37.273 --> 01:24:39.640
- You, got anything good?

1389
01:24:39.640 --> 01:24:42.247
- I have something that
might be right up your alley.

1390
01:24:42.247 --> 01:24:43.710
- Nice.

1391
01:24:43.710 --> 01:24:46.377
(ominous music)

1392
01:24:49.451 --> 01:24:52.118
(sensual music)

1393
01:24:56.686 --> 01:24:59.360
(doorbell chimes)

1394
01:24:59.360 --> 01:25:00.470
- Oh, who could that be

1395
01:25:00.470 --> 01:25:01.743
at this late hour?

1396
01:25:03.920 --> 01:25:05.440
Martha?

1397
01:25:05.440 --> 01:25:08.412
- I haven't the faintest idea, darling.

1398
01:25:08.412 --> 01:25:11.973
- It's too late to be the pool boy.

1399
01:25:11.973 --> 01:25:14.511
- And it's too late to be your secretary.

1400
01:25:14.511 --> 01:25:17.453
- (laughs) Touche, darling.

1401
01:25:20.250 --> 01:25:23.280
Whoever it is, we mustn't keep

1402
01:25:23.280 --> 01:25:25.380
our mystery guest waiting.

1403
01:25:25.380 --> 01:25:28.184
(door clicks)

1404
01:25:28.184 --> 01:25:29.518
You?

1405
01:25:29.518 --> 01:25:31.851
(gun fires)

1406
01:25:34.128 --> 01:25:36.795
(thunder roars)

1407
01:25:38.830 --> 01:25:42.344
- Back soon, come in and
make yourself at home.

1408
01:25:42.344 --> 01:25:45.542
Help yourself to the bar, free booze!

1409
01:25:45.542 --> 01:25:46.930
- [Troupe] Yay!

1410
01:25:46.930 --> 01:25:48.013
- [Doll] Bad taste.

1411
01:25:53.942 --> 01:25:56.525
(lively music)

1412
01:26:03.070 --> 01:26:05.737
(playful music)

1413
01:26:10.113 --> 01:26:13.648
(enchanting music)

1414
01:26:13.648 --> 01:26:16.231
- Uh, there's like nobody here.

1415
01:26:17.150 --> 01:26:18.343
Hello?

1416
01:26:20.060 --> 01:26:21.730
- What kind of weirdo lets a bunch

1417
01:26:21.730 --> 01:26:23.080
of strangers into his house

1418
01:26:23.080 --> 01:26:25.110
on a dark and stormy night?

1419
01:26:25.110 --> 01:26:28.486
- Probably the kind that
pay for your videos.

1420
01:26:28.486 --> 01:26:32.424
- Alcohol identified, who wants to drink?

1421
01:26:32.424 --> 01:26:33.820
- [Troupe] Me.

1422
01:26:33.820 --> 01:26:34.653
- The guy who booked us said

1423
01:26:34.653 --> 01:26:36.200
he would pay us three times

1424
01:26:36.200 --> 01:26:37.500
the green you may last-

1425
01:26:37.500 --> 01:26:39.160
- I can see your eyes any day.

1426
01:26:39.160 --> 01:26:43.580
- Speaking of this guy, where is he?

1427
01:26:43.580 --> 01:26:45.200
Who is he?

1428
01:26:45.200 --> 01:26:47.430
- This place has a bad vibe to it.

1429
01:26:47.430 --> 01:26:49.227
We should get out of here.

1430
01:26:49.227 --> 01:26:50.660
- Oh, don't sweat it, E,

1431
01:26:50.660 --> 01:26:52.690
it's probably just a
bunch of drunk, horny,

1432
01:26:52.690 --> 01:26:55.880
frat boys throwing their
parents' money at us.

1433
01:26:55.880 --> 01:26:58.859
- Oh, speak for yourself, Rue.

1434
01:26:58.859 --> 01:26:59.692
(doll groans)

1435
01:26:59.692 --> 01:27:01.280
You're the only one who gets any attention

1436
01:27:01.280 --> 01:27:02.790
because every dick thinks you're gonna

1437
01:27:02.790 --> 01:27:04.670
jump their bones because
they play Fortnite.

1438
01:27:04.670 --> 01:27:07.020
- [Doll] You know, I'm
bigger than that bottle.

1439
01:27:08.150 --> 01:27:09.833
- You know, sexy nerd is in.

1440
01:27:10.980 --> 01:27:13.060
You should try it sometime, Scarlett.

1441
01:27:13.060 --> 01:27:14.543
- Maybe I will.

1442
01:27:14.543 --> 01:27:16.833
- Oh, hey, Wanda.

1443
01:27:17.740 --> 01:27:19.060
I must be hunting treasure,

1444
01:27:19.060 --> 01:27:22.110
'cause I'm digging your chest. (laughs)

1445
01:27:22.110 --> 01:27:23.163
- Seriously, darling,

1446
01:27:24.287 --> 01:27:26.238
I wonder about you sometimes.

1447
01:27:26.238 --> 01:27:27.296
(parrot squeals)
Oh, my God.

1448
01:27:27.296 --> 01:27:28.781
- [Doll] I'll do bad
things to your parrot.

1449
01:27:28.781 --> 01:27:30.457
- Pipe down, ladies.

1450
01:27:30.457 --> 01:27:33.420
We just need to be ready to go by eight.

1451
01:27:33.420 --> 01:27:35.470
- You don't have any idea

1452
01:27:35.470 --> 01:27:37.390
who this guy is that booked us?

1453
01:27:37.390 --> 01:27:40.448
- Nope, he wanted to remain anonymous.

1454
01:27:40.448 --> 01:27:42.310
(doll whistles)

1455
01:27:42.310 --> 01:27:44.310
- This place ain't right.

1456
01:27:44.310 --> 01:27:45.810
Something bad happened here.

1457
01:27:45.810 --> 01:27:47.007
(grandfather clock reverberates)

1458
01:27:47.007 --> 01:27:48.175
- [Doll] What the fuck?

1459
01:27:48.175 --> 01:27:49.020
- What?

1460
01:27:49.020 --> 01:27:51.520
(bored music)

1461
01:27:55.937 --> 01:27:56.920
(Rue grunts)

1462
01:27:56.920 --> 01:27:58.677
- Hey, Rue, wake up!

1463
01:27:58.677 --> 01:28:02.653
- Oh, oh, God, my head.

1464
01:28:04.205 --> 01:28:05.340
What happened?

1465
01:28:05.340 --> 01:28:07.160
- [Dolly] I don't know.

1466
01:28:07.160 --> 01:28:08.240
- What time is it?

1467
01:28:08.240 --> 01:28:09.890
- Did we do the show?

1468
01:28:09.890 --> 01:28:13.650
- Oh no, my head is really foggy.

1469
01:28:13.650 --> 01:28:15.370
- I don't remember anything either.

1470
01:28:15.370 --> 01:28:17.460
- You bitches believe me now?

1471
01:28:17.460 --> 01:28:19.278
- Did we fucking get roofie?

1472
01:28:19.278 --> 01:28:20.511
(parrot squawks)

1473
01:28:20.511 --> 01:28:23.701
- Where is Viola and Clementine?

1474
01:28:23.701 --> 01:28:25.967
(revealing music)

1475
01:28:25.967 --> 01:28:27.260
- Oh, my God!

1476
01:28:27.260 --> 01:28:28.093
I knew it.

1477
01:28:29.376 --> 01:28:32.246
(mysterious music)

1478
01:28:32.246 --> 01:28:33.079
- [Rue] Who is it?

1479
01:28:33.079 --> 01:28:35.460
- Will someone please walk
me the fuck outta here?

1480
01:28:35.460 --> 01:28:36.560
- I agree with Glenda.

1481
01:28:37.494 --> 01:28:39.240
- That could be our friend under there.

1482
01:28:39.240 --> 01:28:40.455
- I can't look.

1483
01:28:40.455 --> 01:28:41.288
- Ooh.

1484
01:28:43.625 --> 01:28:45.223
(group gasps)

1485
01:28:45.223 --> 01:28:47.890
(playful music)

1486
01:28:50.163 --> 01:28:52.913
(parrot squeals)

1487
01:28:56.813 --> 01:28:58.553
- [Glenda] Oh look, a dead girl.

1488
01:29:00.450 --> 01:29:01.353
- That's right.

1489
01:29:02.652 --> 01:29:03.485
(magical plopping)

1490
01:29:03.485 --> 01:29:04.318
(group wails)

1491
01:29:04.318 --> 01:29:05.623
- Damn it, that bitch owed me money.

1492
01:29:09.768 --> 01:29:13.645
- Jesus, y'all gave me
the creep of willies.

1493
01:29:13.645 --> 01:29:15.572
What are y'all screaming about?

1494
01:29:15.572 --> 01:29:16.549
- Ga.
- Gu.

1495
01:29:16.549 --> 01:29:17.382
- Ga.

1496
01:29:17.382 --> 01:29:18.215
- Toast.

1497
01:29:20.527 --> 01:29:21.830
- Well?

1498
01:29:21.830 --> 01:29:23.853
- Well, what? She's dead.

1499
01:29:25.509 --> 01:29:29.070
- Oh God, I just realized something.

1500
01:29:29.070 --> 01:29:32.750
In ghost stories, ghosts
don't know they're dead

1501
01:29:32.750 --> 01:29:34.790
until they realize their death.

1502
01:29:34.790 --> 01:29:36.820
- Has anyone seen a landline?

1503
01:29:36.820 --> 01:29:39.058
- It's dead.
(doorbell chimes)

1504
01:29:39.058 --> 01:29:43.753
(thunder rumbles)
(rain rattles)

1505
01:29:43.753 --> 01:29:45.960
- We're not getting anywhere in that.

1506
01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:47.150
- Maybe someone should go down

1507
01:29:47.150 --> 01:29:49.383
to the main road and wave down some help?

1508
01:29:50.950 --> 01:29:52.580
- I'll go.

1509
01:29:52.580 --> 01:29:54.413
- Ooh, here, take this.

1510
01:29:55.920 --> 01:29:56.870
- I'll go with her.

1511
01:29:57.761 --> 01:30:00.678
(mysterious music)

1512
01:30:07.024 --> 01:30:08.107
- Be careful.

1513
01:30:09.532 --> 01:30:12.199
(playful music)

1514
01:30:22.786 --> 01:30:25.286
(group wails)

1515
01:30:28.558 --> 01:30:29.545
- What is it?

1516
01:30:29.545 --> 01:30:31.604
- What's the last thing you two remember?

1517
01:30:31.604 --> 01:30:32.460
- What happened to us?

1518
01:30:32.460 --> 01:30:33.660
- You don't remember going out

1519
01:30:33.660 --> 01:30:35.450
into the rain to get help?

1520
01:30:35.450 --> 01:30:37.610
- Help for what?

1521
01:30:37.610 --> 01:30:38.960
- Should we tell them?

1522
01:30:38.960 --> 01:30:40.530
- Tell us what?

1523
01:30:40.530 --> 01:30:42.643
- You two are ghosts, tuts.

1524
01:30:42.643 --> 01:30:44.800
- What kinda joke are you guys tryin' to?

1525
01:30:44.800 --> 01:30:46.233
- Ah, crap.

1526
01:30:47.749 --> 01:30:48.582
- What?

1527
01:30:48.582 --> 01:30:50.533
- They're right, I remember.

1528
01:30:52.926 --> 01:30:55.177
(magical twinkling)

1529
01:30:55.177 --> 01:30:57.927
(brooding music)

1530
01:30:58.870 --> 01:30:59.903
Crazy night huh?

1531
01:31:02.539 --> 01:31:04.113
(gasps) Ooh.

1532
01:31:05.566 --> 01:31:07.983
(head thuds)

1533
01:31:10.094 --> 01:31:12.761
(playful music)

1534
01:31:18.550 --> 01:31:20.633
You mustard-murdered me.

1535
01:31:22.689 --> 01:31:25.242
- [Glenda] Mustard murdered, huh?

1536
01:31:25.242 --> 01:31:27.159
- Shikes, I'm dead too.

1537
01:31:28.812 --> 01:31:30.216
(magical plopping)

1538
01:31:30.216 --> 01:31:31.210
(revealing music)

1539
01:31:31.210 --> 01:31:34.315
- Nobody could tongue
my ass like that one.

1540
01:31:34.315 --> 01:31:35.400
- One of us is the killer.

1541
01:31:35.400 --> 01:31:37.930
- You mean one of you is the killer.

1542
01:31:37.930 --> 01:31:39.528
- Well, it ain't me.

1543
01:31:39.528 --> 01:31:41.220
- Don't look at us, sweet cheeks.

1544
01:31:41.220 --> 01:31:42.760
- There's a bigger question here.

1545
01:31:42.760 --> 01:31:44.110
- Bigger than who killed Wanda,

1546
01:31:44.110 --> 01:31:46.290
Clementine, and Scarlett?

1547
01:31:46.290 --> 01:31:48.600
- He's right, the bigger question is-

1548
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:51.223
- Are the rest of us, ghosts?

1549
01:31:51.223 --> 01:31:52.760
(thunder roars)

1550
01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:54.583
- Who didn't see that coming?

1551
01:31:55.658 --> 01:31:56.960
- [Glenda] Did someone
fuck your brains out?

1552
01:31:56.960 --> 01:31:58.993
Or have you always been this stupid?

1553
01:32:02.080 --> 01:32:04.870
- We found Scarlett in the kitchen,

1554
01:32:04.870 --> 01:32:06.830
and Vonda in the living room,

1555
01:32:06.830 --> 01:32:08.310
no sign of Clementine.

1556
01:32:08.310 --> 01:32:10.140
- Maybe we should just take our chances

1557
01:32:10.140 --> 01:32:12.210
with the rain instead of walking upstairs

1558
01:32:12.210 --> 01:32:13.780
in a house with no power?

1559
01:32:13.780 --> 01:32:16.490
- Listen to the brains of the outfit.

1560
01:32:16.490 --> 01:32:17.750
- Glenda, pipe down.

1561
01:32:17.750 --> 01:32:20.190
We need to know who is dead and who isn't.

1562
01:32:20.190 --> 01:32:22.960
- Oh, why would one of us want to kill us?

1563
01:32:22.960 --> 01:32:25.060
- I don't, I can think of several reasons

1564
01:32:25.060 --> 01:32:26.690
to kill someone, if you want.

1565
01:32:26.690 --> 01:32:28.190
At least one to kill the rest.

1566
01:32:30.040 --> 01:32:30.873
I'm just saying.

1567
01:32:43.673 --> 01:32:45.930
- I gotta pee, I gotta pee.

1568
01:32:45.930 --> 01:32:47.523
Ghosts don't pee, do they?

1569
01:32:49.130 --> 01:32:51.160
- I think that's a bathroom.

1570
01:32:51.160 --> 01:32:52.713
Here, we'll wait for you.

1571
01:32:54.078 --> 01:32:55.926
(Rue pants)

1572
01:32:55.926 --> 01:32:58.676
(brooding music)

1573
01:33:09.014 --> 01:33:09.847
- Bugger.

1574
01:33:11.470 --> 01:33:14.615
- Oh God, which one of us, is it?

1575
01:33:14.615 --> 01:33:16.115
- Oh, double fuck.

1576
01:33:17.633 --> 01:33:19.717
(Glenda laughs)

1577
01:33:19.717 --> 01:33:22.363
Triple fuck the sprinkles.

1578
01:33:25.036 --> 01:33:26.450
(water tap squeaks)

1579
01:33:26.450 --> 01:33:29.117
(sensual music)

1580
01:33:48.020 --> 01:33:49.251
(screams)

1581
01:33:49.251 --> 01:33:51.834
(bubbles plop)

1582
01:34:09.161 --> 01:34:09.994
(magical plopping)

1583
01:34:09.994 --> 01:34:11.520
- Well, at least we know

1584
01:34:11.520 --> 01:34:12.940
she wasn't the killer.

1585
01:34:16.357 --> 01:34:19.024
(playful music)

1586
01:34:20.200 --> 01:34:21.450
Doesn't look like but a couple

1587
01:34:21.450 --> 01:34:23.690
of us may have made it.

1588
01:34:23.690 --> 01:34:25.540
- And one of them is the killer.

1589
01:34:25.540 --> 01:34:27.410
- Well, how do we do this?

1590
01:34:27.410 --> 01:34:28.403
- One at a time?

1591
01:34:29.709 --> 01:34:30.542
- I'll start?

1592
01:34:32.314 --> 01:34:34.200
(sheet rustles)

1593
01:34:34.200 --> 01:34:35.440
- [Glenda] So the hair is real,

1594
01:34:35.440 --> 01:34:37.052
but the tits are fake.

1595
01:34:37.052 --> 01:34:37.885
- Shikes.

1596
01:34:39.071 --> 01:34:42.290
Hello, where did everybody go?

1597
01:34:42.290 --> 01:34:44.353
(knife whooshes)

1598
01:34:44.353 --> 01:34:47.020
(ominous music)

1599
01:34:48.204 --> 01:34:49.690
- Who did it to you, Rye?

1600
01:34:49.690 --> 01:34:51.453
- I didn't see their face.

1601
01:34:52.832 --> 01:34:55.349
(magical plopping)
(Rue sighs)

1602
01:34:55.349 --> 01:34:57.870
- We'll just never get used to that.

1603
01:34:57.870 --> 01:34:59.710
- I was betting hot dogs to donut

1604
01:34:59.710 --> 01:35:00.903
she was the killer.

1605
01:35:02.601 --> 01:35:03.830
(sighs)

1606
01:35:03.830 --> 01:35:05.133
I guess I'll go next.

1607
01:35:06.470 --> 01:35:08.970
(tense music)

1608
01:35:14.801 --> 01:35:15.634
One, two-

1609
01:35:18.044 --> 01:35:19.680
- Just lift the fucking sheet.

1610
01:35:19.680 --> 01:35:21.499
The suspense is killing me.

1611
01:35:21.499 --> 01:35:22.905
(Rue sighs)

1612
01:35:22.905 --> 01:35:25.738
(revealing music)

1613
01:35:28.298 --> 01:35:32.048
♪ It's tequila time, tequila ♪

1614
01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:39.187
- Oh hi, (laughs), best gig ever right?

1615
01:35:39.187 --> 01:35:40.854
- You said it, tuts.

1616
01:35:43.310 --> 01:35:46.570
- Ooh, that's nice, where'd you get that?

1617
01:35:46.570 --> 01:35:50.400
- I was hiding it up my ass at all time.

1618
01:35:50.400 --> 01:35:53.753
- Oh, neat trick, how'd you do that?

1619
01:35:53.753 --> 01:35:55.689
- Oh, that ain't the trick.

1620
01:35:55.689 --> 01:35:58.689
The trick is how I make her do this.

1621
01:35:59.574 --> 01:36:00.980
(gun fires)

1622
01:36:00.980 --> 01:36:02.480
- Well, I'll be...

1623
01:36:03.620 --> 01:36:04.573
- You killed them?

1624
01:36:05.530 --> 01:36:08.910
- You know, for playing the smart one,

1625
01:36:08.910 --> 01:36:11.313
you sure are stupid.

1626
01:36:13.488 --> 01:36:14.963
(laughs) We killed them.

1627
01:36:17.280 --> 01:36:18.473
- What the hell?

1628
01:36:19.808 --> 01:36:20.816
- Ooh, this is the part

1629
01:36:20.816 --> 01:36:22.900
where he gets to tell the story.

1630
01:36:22.900 --> 01:36:24.223
Tell the story, baby.

1631
01:36:25.550 --> 01:36:28.490
- You see, years ago after

1632
01:36:28.490 --> 01:36:32.120
an unfortunate accident
involving her bitch

1633
01:36:32.120 --> 01:36:34.930
of a mother, Dolly's twatwaffle,

1634
01:36:34.930 --> 01:36:37.100
fart blossom of a father had her

1635
01:36:37.100 --> 01:36:38.730
locked away in a loony bin.

1636
01:36:38.730 --> 01:36:42.370
That's when she took all 3 1/2 splinted

1637
01:36:42.370 --> 01:36:45.570
inches of me right in the ass.

1638
01:36:45.570 --> 01:36:47.200
And after nine years,

1639
01:36:47.200 --> 01:36:49.080
since the bastard let us out,

1640
01:36:49.080 --> 01:36:52.320
we got married that very day.

1641
01:36:52.320 --> 01:36:53.480
When I realized she was

1642
01:36:53.480 --> 01:36:55.627
the heir of this place, (sighs)

1643
01:36:55.627 --> 01:36:59.100
and all that money, oh,

1644
01:36:59.100 --> 01:37:02.010
I started plotting, yeah.

1645
01:37:02.010 --> 01:37:05.440
- Oh God, this is, this is crazy.

1646
01:37:05.440 --> 01:37:06.650
- We have to kill pops,

1647
01:37:06.650 --> 01:37:07.830
but we have to make it look like

1648
01:37:07.830 --> 01:37:09.810
someone else had done the killing.

1649
01:37:09.810 --> 01:37:11.210
So we called Viola,

1650
01:37:11.210 --> 01:37:13.110
and hired the troupe to perform tonight.

1651
01:37:13.110 --> 01:37:14.840
We had to make it look like one of you

1652
01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:16.560
had done all the killing. (giggles)

1653
01:37:16.560 --> 01:37:18.630
You're gonna be the patsy, you see.

1654
01:37:18.630 --> 01:37:20.463
That's why we only drugged you.

1655
01:37:21.840 --> 01:37:23.260
- We knew that cum-gargling

1656
01:37:23.260 --> 01:37:26.580
whore Scarlett was gonna
go after the alcohol.

1657
01:37:26.580 --> 01:37:29.390
We just didn't anticipate
all the fucking ghosts.

1658
01:37:29.390 --> 01:37:31.747
- Right? Who could've seen that coming?

1659
01:37:31.747 --> 01:37:32.580
- Yeah.

1660
01:37:32.580 --> 01:37:33.690
- What an incredible twist.

1661
01:37:33.690 --> 01:37:38.400
- I got one more twist for both of ya.

1662
01:37:38.400 --> 01:37:40.090
- What do you mean?

1663
01:37:40.090 --> 01:37:43.133
- Dolly, cock sleeve.

1664
01:37:44.580 --> 01:37:46.193
Now, that we're married,

1665
01:37:47.060 --> 01:37:51.513
if you die, I get the
whole kit and caboodle.

1666
01:37:53.540 --> 01:37:54.373
- You wouldn't.

1667
01:37:56.687 --> 01:38:01.687
(Glenda laughs)
(mind-control music)

1668
01:38:05.819 --> 01:38:06.819
I loved you.

1669
01:38:07.929 --> 01:38:09.744
- I faked it.
(gun fires)

1670
01:38:09.744 --> 01:38:11.270
(revealing music)

1671
01:38:11.270 --> 01:38:13.440
- Oh God, oh my God, oh my God.

1672
01:38:13.440 --> 01:38:15.903
- She never had much in
the brain's department.

1673
01:38:17.250 --> 01:38:21.080
And now, there's even less. (laughs)

1674
01:38:21.080 --> 01:38:22.420
- Wait, why did you do this?

1675
01:38:22.420 --> 01:38:24.760
She, she loved you.

1676
01:38:24.760 --> 01:38:26.383
- I know you thought about it,

1677
01:38:27.305 --> 01:38:30.343
you, me, going with the grain,

1678
01:38:31.207 --> 01:38:34.490
rubbing my wood, bust these brains, baby.

1679
01:38:34.490 --> 01:38:36.530
- I am not into tiny splitter dicks,

1680
01:38:36.530 --> 01:38:38.525
you fucking piece of firewood.

1681
01:38:38.525 --> 01:38:39.358
- You bet!

1682
01:38:40.241 --> 01:38:42.761
Ah, you stupid twatwaffle,

1683
01:38:42.761 --> 01:38:45.236
you dumb fluoride, dumb whore.

1684
01:38:45.236 --> 01:38:46.069
I gotta shove my pole up your ass.

1685
01:38:47.624 --> 01:38:49.791
You die, you shit oracles.

1686
01:38:51.855 --> 01:38:53.969
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1687
01:38:53.969 --> 01:38:57.893
(Glenda's spine cracks)

1688
01:38:57.893 --> 01:39:01.310
- (gasps) What the fuck?

1689
01:39:02.537 --> 01:39:04.537
(sighs)

1690
01:39:17.205 --> 01:39:19.231
(Glenda laughs)

1691
01:39:19.231 --> 01:39:21.148
- [Glenda] Cunnilingus.

1692
01:39:22.180 --> 01:39:25.010
- Wow, didn't expect that.

1693
01:39:25.010 --> 01:39:28.010
- See, not a single drop.

1694
01:39:28.010 --> 01:39:30.020
Skies are crystal clear.

1695
01:39:30.020 --> 01:39:31.590
What I tell you about the smart heroes?

1696
01:39:31.590 --> 01:39:33.540
Things are finally starting to look up.

1697
01:39:35.305 --> 01:39:38.138
(car engine revs)

1698
01:39:41.278 --> 01:39:43.229
(thunder roars)

1699
01:39:43.229 --> 01:39:45.979
(car tires screech)

1700
01:39:45.979 --> 01:39:48.312
(car thuds)

1701
01:39:49.282 --> 01:39:50.365
- Oh, oh wow!

1702
01:39:53.300 --> 01:39:54.780
I did not expect that

1703
01:39:54.780 --> 01:39:56.163
from the God of the sea.

1704
01:40:02.480 --> 01:40:04.930
- Stupid motherfucking
idiot, fucking genie,

1705
01:40:04.930 --> 01:40:05.763
doesn't know how to drink out

1706
01:40:05.763 --> 01:40:06.910
of a fucking water bottle.

1707
01:40:06.910 --> 01:40:08.210
It's pretty fucking simple.

1708
01:40:08.210 --> 01:40:09.650
You put the bottle up to your lips,

1709
01:40:09.650 --> 01:40:10.483
you tilt your head back,

1710
01:40:10.483 --> 01:40:11.720
you fucking swallow the water,

1711
01:40:11.720 --> 01:40:13.260
but I get the fucking idiot genie

1712
01:40:13.260 --> 01:40:15.873
that can't accomplish a
piece of fucking task!

1713
01:40:18.060 --> 01:40:19.380
We need a tow truck.

1714
01:40:19.380 --> 01:40:20.583
Give me a freebie wish.

1715
01:40:21.600 --> 01:40:22.783
- I'm not allowed to do that.

1716
01:40:22.783 --> 01:40:25.620
- Then this hero's journey ends right now.

1717
01:40:25.620 --> 01:40:27.500
- Calm your tits.

1718
01:40:27.500 --> 01:40:29.570
I know a guy with a tow truck.

1719
01:40:29.570 --> 01:40:30.570
- Really, who?

1720
01:40:37.290 --> 01:40:38.123
- I'll walk.

1721
01:40:41.540 --> 01:40:43.673
- Oh, hey, maybe that car will help.

1722
01:40:45.989 --> 01:40:48.906
(car engine whirs)

1723
01:40:54.900 --> 01:40:56.060
- We're not going far,

1724
01:40:56.060 --> 01:40:59.313
but we can drop you at the next town.

1725
01:41:01.020 --> 01:41:02.400
- [Jeff] Thank you very much.

1726
01:41:02.400 --> 01:41:03.890
- Oh, no problem.

1727
01:41:03.890 --> 01:41:05.550
It's lucky we drove by when we did.

1728
01:41:05.550 --> 01:41:07.460
I can't imagine being stuck out here

1729
01:41:07.460 --> 01:41:08.823
in the middle of nowhere.

1730
01:41:11.920 --> 01:41:14.023
Do you mind if I ask why um?

1731
01:41:15.590 --> 01:41:16.423
- Oh, I'm sorry, you'll have

1732
01:41:16.423 --> 01:41:18.150
to excuse my friend here.

1733
01:41:18.150 --> 01:41:20.180
It's a long story.

1734
01:41:20.180 --> 01:41:22.663
- (laughs) No bother.

1735
01:41:25.170 --> 01:41:26.860
I love a good pair.

1736
01:41:26.860 --> 01:41:28.790
In fact, it's one of my favorite things

1737
01:41:28.790 --> 01:41:30.493
about my wife being pregnant.

1738
01:41:32.070 --> 01:41:34.280
Oh, those luscious
breasts I get to suck on.

1739
01:41:34.280 --> 01:41:36.710
Oh, you know, it's a cure

1740
01:41:36.710 --> 01:41:39.393
for pink eye, breast milk.

1741
01:41:41.490 --> 01:41:43.830
And I find it's one
hell of an aphrodisiac.

1742
01:41:43.830 --> 01:41:47.340
I mean, when her milk lets down,

1743
01:41:47.340 --> 01:41:48.783
I'm hard as a diamond.

1744
01:41:50.470 --> 01:41:51.913
- It's true, he is.

1745
01:41:53.240 --> 01:41:54.310
Sometimes I think it's the only

1746
01:41:54.310 --> 01:41:55.824
reason we keep trying.

1747
01:41:55.824 --> 01:41:58.100
(husband and wife laugh)

1748
01:41:58.100 --> 01:42:01.433
(husband and wife sigh)

1749
01:42:02.350 --> 01:42:06.573
- So you guys have kids?

1750
01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:10.793
- Sometimes.

1751
01:42:12.925 --> 01:42:15.360
(wife munches)

1752
01:42:15.360 --> 01:42:16.720
- How about you?

1753
01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:19.160
- Kids? With her?

1754
01:42:19.160 --> 01:42:22.153
No, no, oh hell, no.

1755
01:42:23.392 --> 01:42:24.653
- I can't have kids.

1756
01:42:25.890 --> 01:42:27.040
- Oh, that's (munches).

1757
01:42:29.790 --> 01:42:31.640
That's really too bad.

1758
01:42:31.640 --> 01:42:32.984
Kids are amazing.

1759
01:42:32.984 --> 01:42:33.817
- Yeah.

1760
01:42:33.817 --> 01:42:34.768
- We just love ours to death.

1761
01:42:34.768 --> 01:42:36.430
(laughs)
- They're terrific.

1762
01:42:36.430 --> 01:42:40.713
Until they start causing trouble. (sighs)

1763
01:42:41.768 --> 01:42:43.060
(wife laughs)

1764
01:42:43.060 --> 01:42:44.227
You know, hmm.

1765
01:42:48.303 --> 01:42:51.398
- And you know, we keep trying like fools.

1766
01:42:51.398 --> 01:42:54.815
(husband and wife laugh)

1767
01:42:55.725 --> 01:42:56.558
(groans)

1768
01:42:56.558 --> 01:42:58.233
- Honey, what's wrong?

1769
01:42:58.233 --> 01:43:00.883
- Oh, it kicked me.

1770
01:43:00.883 --> 01:43:01.808
(punch thuds)

1771
01:43:01.808 --> 01:43:02.990
Again!

1772
01:43:02.990 --> 01:43:04.593
- God damn it,

1773
01:43:06.079 --> 01:43:08.380
the little shit doesn't respect you.

1774
01:43:08.380 --> 01:43:10.283
We try and we try.

1775
01:43:11.320 --> 01:43:12.717
Why won't you listen?

1776
01:43:14.530 --> 01:43:16.280
- I am done with this.

1777
01:43:16.280 --> 01:43:17.690
I can't do it anymore.

1778
01:43:17.690 --> 01:43:19.730
I am so sick of my kids

1779
01:43:19.730 --> 01:43:20.943
not listening to me!

1780
01:43:23.444 --> 01:43:24.444
Oh, oh, God.

1781
01:43:26.240 --> 01:43:29.067
I really am a terrible mother, oh.

1782
01:43:31.540 --> 01:43:33.633
- Honey, I'm, I'm sorry I yelled.

1783
01:43:35.020 --> 01:43:36.343
Listen, when we get home,

1784
01:43:37.550 --> 01:43:38.600
I'll take care of it.

1785
01:43:40.104 --> 01:43:42.893
And then as soon as I'm done,

1786
01:43:44.330 --> 01:43:45.803
I'll fry you up a nice steak.

1787
01:43:46.770 --> 01:43:47.603
You like that?

1788
01:43:49.490 --> 01:43:51.193
- Hmm, really?

1789
01:43:52.549 --> 01:43:55.040
- Of course, your happiness

1790
01:43:55.040 --> 01:43:56.693
is my number one priority.

1791
01:43:59.120 --> 01:44:01.370
It'll be just like we're
eating filet mignon.

1792
01:44:03.860 --> 01:44:05.383
- I love you so much.

1793
01:44:06.530 --> 01:44:07.680
- I love you too.

1794
01:44:10.772 --> 01:44:12.523
- Even I think this is fucked up.

1795
01:44:13.630 --> 01:44:16.450
- Sabiah told me a story about these two.

1796
01:44:16.450 --> 01:44:18.150
It is time to get out of this car.

1797
01:44:19.200 --> 01:44:21.603
Hey, drop us off up there?

1798
01:44:23.610 --> 01:44:24.453
- Of course.

1799
01:44:28.860 --> 01:44:31.820
Are you sure I can't give
you a ride into town?

1800
01:44:31.820 --> 01:44:33.150
- [Jeff] No, thanks, we're good.

1801
01:44:33.150 --> 01:44:34.990
Enjoy your child.

1802
01:44:34.990 --> 01:44:36.871
(wife laughs)

1803
01:44:36.871 --> 01:44:37.830
(punch thuds)
(wife groans)

1804
01:44:37.830 --> 01:44:38.663
- We will.

1805
01:44:42.860 --> 01:44:45.790
- So if all of these
stories actually happened...

1806
01:44:45.790 --> 01:44:47.730
- Of course, a story can't be told

1807
01:44:47.730 --> 01:44:48.563
that hasn't happened

1808
01:44:48.563 --> 01:44:50.113
in the past, present, or future.

1809
01:44:51.080 --> 01:44:53.040
- So you're saying we're living

1810
01:44:53.040 --> 01:44:54.323
in a documentary then?

1811
01:44:56.840 --> 01:44:59.600
- That's an interesting
philofo-point you just made.

1812
01:44:59.600 --> 01:45:01.675
I hadn't thought of that.

1813
01:45:01.675 --> 01:45:04.425
(mystical music)

1814
01:45:07.580 --> 01:45:09.529
- You're past my time.

1815
01:45:09.529 --> 01:45:11.421
Think that's how I pay.

1816
01:45:11.421 --> 01:45:13.433
But it's about that time.

1817
01:45:13.433 --> 01:45:15.960
The ritual is complain!

1818
01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:19.690
- Wait, you liked that last story?

1819
01:45:19.690 --> 01:45:20.733
I have another one.

1820
01:45:22.160 --> 01:45:22.993
- I don't know.

1821
01:45:22.993 --> 01:45:24.420
This anthology's already way

1822
01:45:24.420 --> 01:45:26.260
longer than that first one.

1823
01:45:26.260 --> 01:45:29.260
- Trust me, you're gonna love this one.

1824
01:45:29.260 --> 01:45:30.823
It's right up your alley.

1825
01:45:33.370 --> 01:45:35.120
- What's it about?

1826
01:45:35.120 --> 01:45:36.920
- It's a surprise.

1827
01:45:36.920 --> 01:45:38.183
It goes like this.

1828
01:45:40.120 --> 01:45:42.440
- When painting the female form,

1829
01:45:42.440 --> 01:45:45.240
pay close attention to the portions

1830
01:45:45.240 --> 01:45:48.100
from hips to waist.

1831
01:45:48.100 --> 01:45:52.280
Grip the brush firmly, press lightly.

1832
01:45:52.280 --> 01:45:55.020
The proper technique comes from emotion.

1833
01:45:56.470 --> 01:46:00.580
Sensuality, all right,

1834
01:46:00.580 --> 01:46:02.393
that's it for today, everybody.

1835
01:46:03.540 --> 01:46:05.820
On Wednesday, we'll continue

1836
01:46:05.820 --> 01:46:08.253
painting the female form.

1837
01:46:09.820 --> 01:46:11.680
Be sure to grab some refreshments

1838
01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:12.753
on your way out.

1839
01:46:18.050 --> 01:46:21.720
- Hey, man boobs, over here.

1840
01:46:21.720 --> 01:46:22.553
- His name's Billy.

1841
01:46:22.553 --> 01:46:25.023
- Whatever, man boobs.

1842
01:46:25.860 --> 01:46:26.780
You think our model over here

1843
01:46:26.780 --> 01:46:28.233
is into chicks are dudes?

1844
01:46:29.730 --> 01:46:30.563
- Don't.

1845
01:46:33.320 --> 01:46:36.120
Don't talk about her like that.

1846
01:46:36.120 --> 01:46:38.263
- See, be respectful, man.

1847
01:46:39.840 --> 01:46:43.623
- All of you, stay away from her.

1848
01:46:45.030 --> 01:46:46.270
She's mine.

1849
01:46:46.270 --> 01:46:47.600
- Whoa there, Columbine.

1850
01:46:47.600 --> 01:46:50.588
Being a bit aggressive, don't you think?

1851
01:46:50.588 --> 01:46:52.020
And besides, I don't
think you've got a shot

1852
01:46:52.020 --> 01:46:55.427
unless she's into Lurch
from "The Addams Family".

1853
01:46:57.850 --> 01:47:02.430
- If I hear you talk
that way about her again,

1854
01:47:03.414 --> 01:47:07.410
(sighs) I'll kill you.

1855
01:47:07.410 --> 01:47:09.160
- Okay, let's just ease down a bit.

1856
01:47:10.280 --> 01:47:11.823
- This is all good, Sasquatch.

1857
01:47:12.950 --> 01:47:13.883
No harm, no foul.

1858
01:47:16.076 --> 01:47:19.523
- I'm sorry, it was just a joke.

1859
01:47:25.724 --> 01:47:29.312
- Well, what a psycho. (laughs)

1860
01:47:29.312 --> 01:47:32.011
Looks like you've got
some competition, bro.

1861
01:47:32.011 --> 01:47:35.011
(mesmerizing music)

1862
01:47:51.589 --> 01:47:55.543
- (sighs) That's it for today, everybody.

1863
01:47:56.440 --> 01:47:58.280
On Friday, we'll be focusing

1864
01:47:58.280 --> 01:48:01.150
on objects surrounding the female form.

1865
01:48:01.150 --> 01:48:04.313
So brush up on your still live.

1866
01:48:08.228 --> 01:48:09.061
- Had fun?

1867
01:48:09.940 --> 01:48:11.930
- Yeah, I can't paint hair.

1868
01:48:11.930 --> 01:48:12.930
- Yeah, well, from the looks of it,

1869
01:48:12.930 --> 01:48:14.610
you can't draw boobs either,

1870
01:48:14.610 --> 01:48:17.622
or arms, or legs, or faces.

1871
01:48:17.622 --> 01:48:18.455
- Hey.
(lady laughs)

1872
01:48:18.455 --> 01:48:20.352
- I'm just kidding, calm down.

1873
01:48:20.352 --> 01:48:21.650
- I don't know, maybe I'm not

1874
01:48:21.650 --> 01:48:23.970
cut out for this artist thing.

1875
01:48:23.970 --> 01:48:26.423
- Well, you know, practice
does make perfect.

1876
01:48:28.520 --> 01:48:29.940
- Yeah, good point.

1877
01:48:29.940 --> 01:48:32.610
- Fine that, so what?

1878
01:48:32.610 --> 01:48:33.880
No Tim today or?

1879
01:48:33.880 --> 01:48:36.987
- Hmm, no, maybe his
wife finally had enough

1880
01:48:36.987 --> 01:48:38.930
and chopped his balls off.

1881
01:48:38.930 --> 01:48:40.090
- Well, won't that just be a blessing

1882
01:48:40.090 --> 01:48:41.440
to women everywhere?

1883
01:48:41.440 --> 01:48:42.660
Well, he's gonna be super pissed.

1884
01:48:42.660 --> 01:48:43.493
I'll tell you why.

1885
01:48:43.493 --> 01:48:45.290
I'm about to go ask her out.

1886
01:48:45.290 --> 01:48:46.123
- Seriously?

1887
01:48:46.123 --> 01:48:47.600
- The worst she can say is no, right?

1888
01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:49.718
- Yeah, absolutely, good luck.

1889
01:48:49.718 --> 01:48:51.718
- Thanks, see you later.

1890
01:48:55.950 --> 01:48:57.653
- Go out sometime, eat
some chicken fingers

1891
01:48:57.653 --> 01:48:59.415
for a good time.

1892
01:48:59.415 --> 01:49:00.450
- Oh.

1893
01:49:00.450 --> 01:49:01.446
(ominous music)

1894
01:49:01.446 --> 01:49:02.788
Is it okay if I go find you?

1895
01:49:02.788 --> 01:49:04.244
- Exactly, that's cool.

1896
01:49:04.244 --> 01:49:05.110
- All right.
- I'll call you.

1897
01:49:05.110 --> 01:49:05.943
- Okay.

1898
01:49:05.943 --> 01:49:08.193
- Okay, I'll see you later.

1899
01:49:12.673 --> 01:49:15.173
(brush snaps)

1900
01:49:20.478 --> 01:49:23.061
(chair clacks)

1901
01:49:44.840 --> 01:49:45.950
- Oh, shit.

1902
01:49:45.950 --> 01:49:47.888
- Oh, um, don't you hate it

1903
01:49:47.888 --> 01:49:49.504
when that happens?

1904
01:49:49.504 --> 01:49:51.110
- I didn't get any on you, did I?

1905
01:49:51.110 --> 01:49:52.530
- No, not at all.

1906
01:49:52.530 --> 01:49:53.640
Here, take another one.

1907
01:49:53.640 --> 01:49:56.163
- Oh, thanks. (chuckles)

1908
01:49:57.460 --> 01:49:58.673
- So what's your name?

1909
01:49:59.686 --> 01:50:02.060
- Ah, John, sorry.

1910
01:50:02.060 --> 01:50:04.560
- Genoa, nice to meet you.

1911
01:50:04.560 --> 01:50:07.140
- Genoa, that's an interesting name.

1912
01:50:07.140 --> 01:50:08.800
- Oh yeah, it's Hawaiian.

1913
01:50:08.800 --> 01:50:10.050
When my mom gave birth to me,

1914
01:50:10.050 --> 01:50:11.300
she fell off the side of the bed

1915
01:50:11.300 --> 01:50:12.250
and hit her knee,

1916
01:50:12.250 --> 01:50:13.880
so it means knee in Hawaiian.

1917
01:50:13.880 --> 01:50:14.770
- Oh.
- I guess she thought

1918
01:50:14.770 --> 01:50:15.880
it was a sign or something.

1919
01:50:15.880 --> 01:50:17.810
- Well, it's a beautiful name,

1920
01:50:17.810 --> 01:50:20.108
even if you are probably bad luck.

1921
01:50:20.108 --> 01:50:22.910
(Genoa and John chuckle)

1922
01:50:22.910 --> 01:50:24.820
Sorry, I haven't had a chance to catch

1923
01:50:24.820 --> 01:50:26.280
you after class to say hello.

1924
01:50:26.280 --> 01:50:27.280
- I see you and your friends

1925
01:50:27.280 --> 01:50:28.650
hang out after class.

1926
01:50:28.650 --> 01:50:31.500
I mean, I probably should have stopped by,

1927
01:50:31.500 --> 01:50:32.840
but it's a little bit awkward

1928
01:50:32.840 --> 01:50:34.417
since you've all seen my breasts.

1929
01:50:34.417 --> 01:50:35.310
(John slurps)

1930
01:50:35.310 --> 01:50:37.520
Sorry, that was just to break the ice.

1931
01:50:37.520 --> 01:50:39.195
- No, no, no, no, it's fine.

1932
01:50:39.195 --> 01:50:40.800
It's, I just, I wasn't expecting that.

1933
01:50:40.800 --> 01:50:42.139
- Here.

1934
01:50:42.139 --> 01:50:43.556
- Thanks.
- Sure.

1935
01:50:46.761 --> 01:50:48.643
So can I see it?

1936
01:50:50.750 --> 01:50:51.820
- See what?

1937
01:50:53.030 --> 01:50:54.010
- Your painting of me?

1938
01:50:54.010 --> 01:50:57.750
- Oh, oh, you know, it's,

1939
01:50:57.750 --> 01:50:58.737
it's not quite ready yet.

1940
01:50:58.737 --> 01:51:00.630
- Oh, come on, let me see it.

1941
01:51:00.630 --> 01:51:02.220
- I'm not very good.

1942
01:51:02.220 --> 01:51:03.053
- Please.

1943
01:51:10.340 --> 01:51:11.210
- You really don't know

1944
01:51:11.210 --> 01:51:13.130
how to draw women, do you?

1945
01:51:13.130 --> 01:51:14.700
- No, that's exactly

1946
01:51:14.700 --> 01:51:16.040
what my friend, Abigail, said.

1947
01:51:16.040 --> 01:51:18.290
- Oh, she's the one who
saw me the other day.

1948
01:51:18.290 --> 01:51:21.210
- Yeah, she didn't show
up for class today.

1949
01:51:21.210 --> 01:51:23.000
Maybe she was too
embarrassed to come back.

1950
01:51:23.000 --> 01:51:24.560
- She was so sweet,

1951
01:51:24.560 --> 01:51:25.625
but you know what?

1952
01:51:25.625 --> 01:51:27.160
That happens more often than you'd think.

1953
01:51:27.160 --> 01:51:29.460
I guess it comes with the territory.

1954
01:51:29.460 --> 01:51:33.603
- Hey, would you like
to get coffee sometime?

1955
01:51:34.880 --> 01:51:36.760
Like, like real coffee,

1956
01:51:36.760 --> 01:51:38.550
like in an actual coffee shop,

1957
01:51:38.550 --> 01:51:41.252
or something that is if you're not,

1958
01:51:41.252 --> 01:51:43.073
if you're not seeing somebody already.

1959
01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:47.973
- Sure, how about Monday
night after class?

1960
01:51:48.860 --> 01:51:53.073
- That's great, yeah, I'll be there.

1961
01:51:59.273 --> 01:52:00.106
Yes.

1962
01:52:01.425 --> 01:52:03.925
(tense music)

1963
01:52:08.597 --> 01:52:11.180
(canvas tears)

1964
01:52:23.777 --> 01:52:26.694
(pencil scratches)

1965
01:52:30.028 --> 01:52:35.028
(door pounds)
(doorbell chimes)

1966
01:52:43.466 --> 01:52:45.320
(door clicks)

1967
01:52:45.320 --> 01:52:46.953
Billy, what are you doing here?

1968
01:52:48.460 --> 01:52:51.460
- I told you to stay away from her.

1969
01:52:51.460 --> 01:52:52.293
- Look, I don't know

1970
01:52:52.293 --> 01:52:54.320
what your problem is with me.

1971
01:52:54.320 --> 01:52:55.153
And how did you find out

1972
01:52:55.153 --> 01:52:56.423
where I live?
- She's mine.

1973
01:52:57.400 --> 01:52:58.743
Do you understand me?

1974
01:53:00.600 --> 01:53:02.803
- Did you say something
to Tim and Abigail?

1975
01:53:05.710 --> 01:53:06.843
- Nobody understands.

1976
01:53:07.890 --> 01:53:10.130
I'm the only one that gets her.

1977
01:53:10.130 --> 01:53:14.163
I see her in the paintings,
blood everywhere.

1978
01:53:15.640 --> 01:53:16.533
It's the blood.

1979
01:53:17.703 --> 01:53:19.743
Blood is key to the female form.

1980
01:53:21.070 --> 01:53:23.543
Blood is life, life is art.

1981
01:53:25.210 --> 01:53:27.190
The only way I can create

1982
01:53:28.080 --> 01:53:29.443
is to use the blood.

1983
01:53:30.360 --> 01:53:32.340
- Billy, who are you talking to?

1984
01:53:32.340 --> 01:53:36.850
- I'm gonna say this for the last time.

1985
01:53:36.850 --> 01:53:39.153
Stay away from her,

1986
01:53:40.703 --> 01:53:41.983
or you'll be sorry.

1987
01:53:44.047 --> 01:53:45.214
Understand me?

1988
01:53:51.295 --> 01:53:53.712
(John pants)

1989
01:53:59.345 --> 01:54:02.428
(lighthearted music)

1990
01:54:08.523 --> 01:54:11.023
(couple moan)

1991
01:54:55.755 --> 01:54:56.922
- Oh, oh, wow.

1992
01:54:59.262 --> 01:55:02.500
That's, that's pretty rough. (sighs)

1993
01:55:02.500 --> 01:55:05.183
I'm exhausted. (laughs)

1994
01:55:05.183 --> 01:55:07.063
- Oh, it gets the blood running.

1995
01:55:07.063 --> 01:55:08.907
- Oh, I'm not complaining.

1996
01:55:08.907 --> 01:55:10.400
Just have to give me a second

1997
01:55:10.400 --> 01:55:12.657
to recharge if you want that again.

1998
01:55:13.570 --> 01:55:15.570
(pants)

1999
01:55:20.600 --> 01:55:25.600
- John, I gotta freshen up.

2000
01:55:27.110 --> 01:55:28.423
Try not to move too much.

2001
01:55:30.800 --> 01:55:33.063
- Sure. (pants)

2002
01:55:40.504 --> 01:55:43.671
(light switch clicks)

2003
01:55:49.902 --> 01:55:52.735
(perplexed music)

2004
01:56:06.935 --> 01:56:09.780
I didn't know that you're a painter.

2005
01:56:09.780 --> 01:56:12.420
- Took me a long time
before I got to a point

2006
01:56:12.420 --> 01:56:13.470
where I was any good.

2007
01:56:14.430 --> 01:56:15.670
I almost gave up.

2008
01:56:16.993 --> 01:56:18.923
But you know what they
say about your dreams?

2009
01:56:20.010 --> 01:56:20.960
You don't have to be good at them,

2010
01:56:20.960 --> 01:56:22.573
as long as they make you happy.

2011
01:56:23.797 --> 01:56:25.130
And it took me even longer

2012
01:56:25.130 --> 01:56:28.063
to figure out the key
to making it all work.

2013
01:56:29.190 --> 01:56:30.340
The key is the pigment.

2014
01:56:31.800 --> 01:56:34.660
It's the pigment that needs to be sensual.

2015
01:56:34.660 --> 01:56:35.920
It's the pigment that needs

2016
01:56:35.920 --> 01:56:38.643
to be imbued with emotions.

2017
01:56:42.429 --> 01:56:44.929
(door creaks)

2018
01:56:46.010 --> 01:56:49.053
The shade of red, the hue of life.

2019
01:56:50.530 --> 01:56:52.813
And you can only get it from one place.

2020
01:56:58.495 --> 01:56:59.937
(knife whooshes)

2021
01:56:59.937 --> 01:57:02.520
(blood gushes)

2022
01:57:13.633 --> 01:57:16.789
Problem is getting the blood hot enough,

2023
01:57:16.789 --> 01:57:17.956
like a fondue.

2024
01:57:21.459 --> 01:57:23.959
(John groans)

2025
01:57:35.765 --> 01:57:37.763
Hmm, perfect temperature.

2026
01:57:44.060 --> 01:57:47.573
Be still, you'll be my best work yet.

2027
01:57:52.787 --> 01:57:54.870
(laughs)

2028
01:57:57.660 --> 01:58:00.830
- To accurately portray the male form,

2029
01:58:00.830 --> 01:58:02.540
one must use the brush

2030
01:58:02.540 --> 01:58:04.893
as an extension of oneself.

2031
01:58:05.880 --> 01:58:08.713
The female form was one of softness.

2032
01:58:09.560 --> 01:58:11.463
The male, hardness.

2033
01:58:13.010 --> 01:58:17.180
Do not overthink the brush.

2034
01:58:17.180 --> 01:58:22.180
The male form is primal,
lust, rage, strength.

2035
01:58:27.840 --> 01:58:31.253
These are the characteristics
of the male form.

2036
01:58:32.599 --> 01:58:34.840
(brooding music)

2037
01:58:34.840 --> 01:58:37.593
Genoa, that's incredible.

2038
01:58:39.060 --> 01:58:41.473
The color is eye-popping.

2039
01:58:42.530 --> 01:58:43.440
I've never seen such

2040
01:58:43.440 --> 01:58:45.710
an exhilarating shade of red before.

2041
01:58:45.710 --> 01:58:48.510
Wherever did you come across it?

2042
01:58:48.510 --> 01:58:49.870
- I mixed it up with an artist

2043
01:58:49.870 --> 01:58:50.870
I used to model for.

2044
01:58:57.686 --> 01:59:00.797
(magical twinkling)

2045
01:59:00.797 --> 01:59:03.714
(mysterious music)

2046
01:59:08.359 --> 01:59:09.959
- Beautiful place you have here.

2047
01:59:10.866 --> 01:59:11.773
- I know, cheese?

2048
01:59:13.370 --> 01:59:14.803
- Yes, please.

2049
01:59:18.380 --> 01:59:20.380
(moans)

2050
01:59:26.810 --> 01:59:30.770
- So did the storm pass you by as well?

2051
01:59:30.770 --> 01:59:32.810
- Oh yes, not a drop.

2052
01:59:32.810 --> 01:59:36.040
Just one really loud thunder crack.

2053
01:59:36.040 --> 01:59:39.490
He's compensating, big
talk over in two seconds.

2054
01:59:39.490 --> 01:59:41.233
Trust me, I know.

2055
01:59:42.221 --> 01:59:43.054
- He?

2056
01:59:44.222 --> 01:59:46.400
- (chuckles) So tell me.

2057
01:59:46.400 --> 01:59:48.540
So rare that I receive visitors.

2058
01:59:48.540 --> 01:59:50.370
What's a strapping young man like yourself

2059
01:59:50.370 --> 01:59:51.893
doing on my doorstep?

2060
01:59:52.870 --> 01:59:55.003
- We're looking for a friend.

2061
01:59:56.390 --> 01:59:57.223
- Oh?

2062
01:59:58.237 --> 02:00:00.404
- The cheese is delicious.

2063
02:00:02.930 --> 02:00:04.533
- Have some wine, dear.

2064
02:00:07.820 --> 02:00:08.733
- Cheese, Jeff?

2065
02:00:09.677 --> 02:00:10.510
- Ah, yeah.

2066
02:00:14.670 --> 02:00:17.350
So do you happen to have
a car we can borrow?

2067
02:00:17.350 --> 02:00:18.680
How did you know my name is Jeff?

2068
02:00:18.680 --> 02:00:21.200
- Oh, I know everything.

2069
02:00:21.200 --> 02:00:23.741
And yes, I do have a car.

2070
02:00:23.741 --> 02:00:25.520
But trust me, you'd be much better off

2071
02:00:25.520 --> 02:00:26.773
staying here, I think.

2072
02:00:30.137 --> 02:00:34.269
- I don't, I don't feel so good.

2073
02:00:34.269 --> 02:00:36.692
(smoke hisses)

2074
02:00:36.692 --> 02:00:40.606
(magical twinkling)

2075
02:00:40.606 --> 02:00:41.656
- Mahktoonah!

2076
02:00:41.656 --> 02:00:43.113
- Don't move.

2077
02:00:44.310 --> 02:00:48.190
You don't need Sabiah to be happy.

2078
02:00:48.190 --> 02:00:49.023
- Excuse me?

2079
02:00:50.630 --> 02:00:53.010
- Look around, I have a beautiful home,

2080
02:00:53.010 --> 02:00:54.997
a fortune in the bank.

2081
02:00:54.997 --> 02:00:59.133
All of this could be yours, including me.

2082
02:01:03.843 --> 02:01:06.343
All I want is a man to love me

2083
02:01:08.870 --> 02:01:10.513
and stay with me, forever.

2084
02:01:19.810 --> 02:01:21.510
- You have something on your face.

2085
02:01:22.828 --> 02:01:24.880
(face squeaks)

2086
02:01:24.880 --> 02:01:25.713
- What?

2087
02:01:27.777 --> 02:01:30.277
(wand clacks)

2088
02:01:34.137 --> 02:01:35.773
- Could you stop doing that?

2089
02:01:36.610 --> 02:01:39.320
- Oh, I don't understand.

2090
02:01:39.320 --> 02:01:41.050
No man can resist me.

2091
02:01:41.050 --> 02:01:43.400
What kind of sorcery is this?

2092
02:01:43.400 --> 02:01:46.170
Why aren't you blindly
following my commands?

2093
02:01:46.170 --> 02:01:48.305
- Probably because this!

2094
02:01:48.305 --> 02:01:51.138
(sorceress wails)

2095
02:01:52.899 --> 02:01:56.066
(magical sizzling)

2096
02:01:56.066 --> 02:01:59.149
(magical twinkling)

2097
02:02:00.455 --> 02:02:04.122
(pig-form Mahktoonah oinks)

2098
02:02:09.240 --> 02:02:13.180
Shit, I'm gonna have to use a wish here.

2099
02:02:13.180 --> 02:02:14.830
Gotta be careful how I word this.

2100
02:02:15.890 --> 02:02:20.723
I wish that Mahktoonah
was not a pig anymore.

2101
02:02:21.588 --> 02:02:25.330
(disappointing music)

2102
02:02:25.330 --> 02:02:26.863
Are you fucking serious?

2103
02:02:27.700 --> 02:02:29.300
That's been wished before? Fuck.

2104
02:02:32.060 --> 02:02:32.893
Okay, take two.

2105
02:02:34.160 --> 02:02:38.580
I wish that Mahktoonah was exactly

2106
02:02:38.580 --> 02:02:41.100
how she was immediately before she ate

2107
02:02:41.100 --> 02:02:42.127
the hor cheese.

2108
02:02:44.716 --> 02:02:45.810
(magical twinkling)

2109
02:02:45.810 --> 02:02:48.770
- Holy cow or pig, holy pig!

2110
02:02:48.770 --> 02:02:50.180
Did you know that pig city

2111
02:02:50.180 --> 02:02:52.830
entire world in terms of bacon?

2112
02:02:52.830 --> 02:02:53.663
- Really?

2113
02:02:54.704 --> 02:02:56.490
- It was like you were just sitting there

2114
02:02:56.490 --> 02:02:58.640
looking like a giant slab of bacon.

2115
02:02:58.640 --> 02:03:01.650
I just wanted to lick
and bite you all over.

2116
02:03:01.650 --> 02:03:04.540
- Don't worry, you'll get your chance.

2117
02:03:04.540 --> 02:03:05.641
- What?

2118
02:03:05.641 --> 02:03:09.457
- Nothing, so we have
to get to the Oracle.

2119
02:03:09.457 --> 02:03:10.330
This horny dead cheese bitch

2120
02:03:10.330 --> 02:03:11.430
said she has a car.

2121
02:03:11.430 --> 02:03:12.530
Let's go check it out.

2122
02:03:13.390 --> 02:03:14.557
- Let's do it.

2123
02:03:16.625 --> 02:03:19.266
(knife scrapes)

2124
02:03:19.266 --> 02:03:22.785
(dramatic music)

2125
02:03:22.785 --> 02:03:26.323
- Wait, I wanna hear one final story.

2126
02:03:27.413 --> 02:03:29.009
(psycho killer groans)

2127
02:03:29.009 --> 02:03:30.900
- You've wasted enough time.

2128
02:03:30.900 --> 02:03:33.820
- Please, just one more.

2129
02:03:33.820 --> 02:03:36.493
You're so good at telling stories.

2130
02:03:38.500 --> 02:03:40.523
- Fine, but this is the last one.

2131
02:03:41.450 --> 02:03:43.165
- For sure.

2132
02:03:43.165 --> 02:03:45.812
(dramatic music)

2133
02:03:45.812 --> 02:03:48.114
(woman groans)

2134
02:03:48.114 --> 02:03:50.120
- Are you wondering how a girl like me

2135
02:03:50.120 --> 02:03:52.630
ended up in a situation like this,

2136
02:03:52.630 --> 02:03:54.713
shot and running from a bounty hunter?

2137
02:03:56.000 --> 02:03:58.630
Well, sit back and relax

2138
02:03:58.630 --> 02:04:00.707
because I have one hell
of a story to tell.

2139
02:04:00.707 --> 02:04:02.130
(machine gun rattles)

2140
02:04:02.130 --> 02:04:02.963
Look, Brigid.

2141
02:04:04.640 --> 02:04:05.700
I just need a little bit

2142
02:04:05.700 --> 02:04:06.880
more time to get the money.

2143
02:04:06.880 --> 02:04:10.233
- Nora, dear, you are
wonderfully talented,

2144
02:04:11.220 --> 02:04:12.930
the best in fact.

2145
02:04:12.930 --> 02:04:14.600
And if you had your head on straight,

2146
02:04:14.600 --> 02:04:16.320
you could be sitting behind this desk

2147
02:04:16.320 --> 02:04:17.960
instead of in front of it.

2148
02:04:17.960 --> 02:04:20.510
- Please, I can get it by tonight.

2149
02:04:20.510 --> 02:04:21.343
I'll just-

2150
02:04:21.343 --> 02:04:22.240
- You'll just what?

2151
02:04:24.740 --> 02:04:26.820
Skim more off the top?

2152
02:04:26.820 --> 02:04:28.623
Take more of what is mine?

2153
02:04:30.030 --> 02:04:33.700
I let you exist because I can.

2154
02:04:33.700 --> 02:04:36.033
All I have to do is glance up at her,

2155
02:04:38.040 --> 02:04:40.020
and she will spend the next minute

2156
02:04:40.020 --> 02:04:42.390
slicing through that
pretty little neck of yours

2157
02:04:42.390 --> 02:04:44.190
until it's separated from your body.

2158
02:04:45.350 --> 02:04:47.130
And then, you know what I'll do?

2159
02:04:47.130 --> 02:04:50.920
I'll have it mounted right up there.

2160
02:04:50.920 --> 02:04:52.370
So that the next thief

2161
02:04:52.370 --> 02:04:53.740
who feels like they deserve more

2162
02:04:53.740 --> 02:04:55.530
than the life that I allow them to have

2163
02:04:55.530 --> 02:04:58.020
will think twice before their predilection

2164
02:04:58.020 --> 02:05:00.220
for games of chance
gets the better of them.

2165
02:05:08.740 --> 02:05:09.573
Step away.

2166
02:05:15.350 --> 02:05:17.263
You know Veronica Payne, correct?

2167
02:05:18.710 --> 02:05:20.153
- The congresswoman's wife?

2168
02:05:22.051 --> 02:05:23.251
I've heard of her, yeah.

2169
02:05:25.100 --> 02:05:27.963
- She has an object of
great value that I want,

2170
02:05:29.240 --> 02:05:30.990
and you are going to get it for me.

2171
02:05:32.400 --> 02:05:35.260
- She's government, protected at all times

2172
02:05:35.260 --> 02:05:37.430
by an army of Secret Service.

2173
02:05:37.430 --> 02:05:39.020
Anything she has will be impossible

2174
02:05:39.020 --> 02:05:40.863
to find, let alone, get.

2175
02:05:41.810 --> 02:05:43.753
This is way beyond a bank robbery.

2176
02:05:45.400 --> 02:05:48.083
- Nora, give yourself more credit.

2177
02:05:48.930 --> 02:05:50.780
I'm sure you'll figure something out.

2178
02:05:51.930 --> 02:05:53.823
It'll be in a box in her bedroom.

2179
02:05:54.950 --> 02:05:56.470
You have two weeks.

2180
02:05:56.470 --> 02:05:59.230
- How will I know what I'm looking for?

2181
02:05:59.230 --> 02:06:01.830
- Oh, you'll know it when you see it.

2182
02:06:01.830 --> 02:06:03.360
Upon completion of this job,

2183
02:06:03.360 --> 02:06:05.150
I will consider ourselves even,

2184
02:06:05.150 --> 02:06:06.713
and we'll go our separate ways.

2185
02:06:07.700 --> 02:06:11.610
However, if you fail, well,

2186
02:06:11.610 --> 02:06:13.610
I supposed I'll be seeing you every day.

2187
02:06:15.705 --> 02:06:16.740
(Nora pants)

2188
02:06:16.740 --> 02:06:17.700
- I would have preferred to have

2189
02:06:17.700 --> 02:06:19.410
my throat slit right then and there.

2190
02:06:19.410 --> 02:06:22.703
Oh shit.
(machine gun fires)

2191
02:06:26.535 --> 02:06:28.702
But I'm a thief, the best.

2192
02:06:29.900 --> 02:06:31.600
I took it as a personal challenge.

2193
02:06:33.059 --> 02:06:36.226
(machine gun rattles)

2194
02:06:37.453 --> 02:06:39.786
(gun fires)

2195
02:06:49.580 --> 02:06:52.400
- This is impossible, even for you.

2196
02:06:52.400 --> 02:06:54.560
- I agree, but Mal, if I don't

2197
02:06:54.560 --> 02:06:58.093
do something, anything, I'm dead.

2198
02:06:59.300 --> 02:07:02.140
You're lucky you're
talking to me right now.

2199
02:07:02.140 --> 02:07:03.280
- Breaking into the house

2200
02:07:03.280 --> 02:07:04.510
is out of the question?

2201
02:07:04.510 --> 02:07:08.220
- They have security for their security.

2202
02:07:08.220 --> 02:07:10.570
Ground sensors to detect motion,

2203
02:07:10.570 --> 02:07:13.200
laser trip wires around
the entire perimeter,

2204
02:07:13.200 --> 02:07:14.970
and at least 30 armed guards

2205
02:07:14.970 --> 02:07:17.780
who always have sight
lines with one another.

2206
02:07:17.780 --> 02:07:19.290
Even if I were to somehow figure out

2207
02:07:19.290 --> 02:07:21.780
a way to get past all of that,

2208
02:07:21.780 --> 02:07:24.260
I can't prepare for that in two weeks.

2209
02:07:24.260 --> 02:07:25.180
There's just not enough time.

2210
02:07:25.180 --> 02:07:26.960
- Then you have to get out of here.

2211
02:07:26.960 --> 02:07:28.560
Pack a bag and run.

2212
02:07:28.560 --> 02:07:30.170
Go somewhere where she can't find you.

2213
02:07:30.170 --> 02:07:31.723
- You know I don't run.

2214
02:07:35.304 --> 02:07:37.304
- What are you gonna do?

2215
02:07:42.757 --> 02:07:44.640
- The only way I'm getting into that house

2216
02:07:44.640 --> 02:07:47.223
is if I go through the front door.

2217
02:07:49.417 --> 02:07:53.470
- No, no, you can't be serious.

2218
02:07:56.720 --> 02:07:59.580
- Mal, I know how I'm getting out of this.

2219
02:07:59.580 --> 02:08:00.420
Grab some coffee,

2220
02:08:00.420 --> 02:08:02.770
we've got a long night
of planning ahead of us.

2221
02:08:04.087 --> 02:08:09.087
(gun fires)
(dramatic music)

2222
02:08:14.326 --> 02:08:16.170
I was caught in a whirlpool,

2223
02:08:16.170 --> 02:08:18.863
struggling to keep my head
above the black water.

2224
02:08:22.345 --> 02:08:23.409
(gun fires)

2225
02:08:23.409 --> 02:08:25.821
(gun clicks)

2226
02:08:25.821 --> 02:08:28.654
(nostalgic music)

2227
02:08:39.050 --> 02:08:39.883
- So what makes you think

2228
02:08:39.883 --> 02:08:42.330
you're qualified for this job?

2229
02:08:42.330 --> 02:08:46.190
- Well, Mrs. Payne, I
have always admired you

2230
02:08:46.190 --> 02:08:48.750
and really believe in the ideals that you

2231
02:08:48.750 --> 02:08:50.463
and your wife stand for.

2232
02:08:51.700 --> 02:08:52.623
- Is that so?

2233
02:08:55.140 --> 02:08:59.110
- And I am adept at making phone calls,

2234
02:08:59.110 --> 02:09:01.930
scheduling meetings, and the like.

2235
02:09:01.930 --> 02:09:03.810
For a time, I was a secretary

2236
02:09:03.810 --> 02:09:06.053
at Abbott Private Investigations.

2237
02:09:10.420 --> 02:09:13.020
- I don't care about your experience

2238
02:09:13.020 --> 02:09:14.700
answering phones or how adept

2239
02:09:14.700 --> 02:09:16.530
you are with taking notes.

2240
02:09:16.530 --> 02:09:19.023
I can find any woman to
do those trivialities.

2241
02:09:20.580 --> 02:09:23.700
After all, you wouldn't

2242
02:09:23.700 --> 02:09:24.720
have gotten all dolled up

2243
02:09:24.720 --> 02:09:25.553
if all you wanted to be

2244
02:09:25.553 --> 02:09:27.173
was my personal assistant.

2245
02:09:29.150 --> 02:09:30.993
- Yes, Mrs. Payne.

2246
02:09:33.740 --> 02:09:35.260
- So you know what the job entails then?

2247
02:09:35.260 --> 02:09:39.100
You've heard the whispers, the rumors?

2248
02:09:39.100 --> 02:09:39.933
- I have.

2249
02:09:41.760 --> 02:09:42.960
- And you're not afraid?

2250
02:09:44.490 --> 02:09:47.860
- To be honest, it's exactly

2251
02:09:47.860 --> 02:09:49.210
what I've been looking for.

2252
02:09:55.090 --> 02:09:56.893
- It's a dangerous world, Nora.

2253
02:09:57.940 --> 02:09:59.690
But if you think you can handle it,

2254
02:10:01.330 --> 02:10:04.100
be at my place Monday night at seven.

2255
02:10:04.100 --> 02:10:05.033
Don't be late.

2256
02:10:07.720 --> 02:10:09.943
- Of course, I had heard the stories.

2257
02:10:10.920 --> 02:10:12.257
Veronica Payne,

2258
02:10:12.257 --> 02:10:15.080
a serial murderer.
(punches thud)

2259
02:10:15.080 --> 02:10:16.073
And maybe a demon.

2260
02:10:17.380 --> 02:10:18.780
Once I heard a homeless guy

2261
02:10:18.780 --> 02:10:21.333
saying he saw her turn into a wild beast.

2262
02:10:22.860 --> 02:10:25.170
People would see girls
go inside her mansion

2263
02:10:25.170 --> 02:10:26.793
and never be seen again.

2264
02:10:29.235 --> 02:10:33.068
- Are you sure this is
what you came here for?

2265
02:10:36.363 --> 02:10:37.196
- Yes.

2266
02:10:39.815 --> 02:10:41.565
- Then shut the door.

2267
02:10:51.199 --> 02:10:53.641
(perplexed music)

2268
02:10:53.641 --> 02:10:56.141
(door clicks)

2269
02:11:26.070 --> 02:11:27.920
- It was only later on

2270
02:11:27.920 --> 02:11:29.480
that I'd come to find out exactly

2271
02:11:29.480 --> 02:11:31.683
what made Veronica Payne so dangerous.

2272
02:11:35.080 --> 02:11:36.610
What created all those whispers

2273
02:11:36.610 --> 02:11:37.960
in the night of dead girls

2274
02:11:37.960 --> 02:11:39.360
and the corruption of power,

2275
02:11:40.720 --> 02:11:42.620
they never should have shut that door.

2276
02:11:43.706 --> 02:11:47.054
(chest clicks)

2277
02:11:47.054 --> 02:11:51.297
(sighs)
(dramatic music)

2278
02:11:51.297 --> 02:11:52.130
Mallory!

2279
02:11:52.130 --> 02:11:52.995
- Nora, watch out!

2280
02:11:52.995 --> 02:11:54.469
(gun fires)

2281
02:11:54.469 --> 02:11:58.160
(bounty hunter thuds)

2282
02:11:58.160 --> 02:11:59.480
- Impeccable timing, Mal.

2283
02:11:59.480 --> 02:12:01.110
- Oh, my God, you've been shot.

2284
02:12:01.110 --> 02:12:02.570
- I've had worse.

2285
02:12:02.570 --> 02:12:03.403
- Funny.

2286
02:12:04.281 --> 02:12:06.990
(dramatic music)

2287
02:12:06.990 --> 02:12:07.883
Er, time to go.

2288
02:12:08.877 --> 02:12:11.377
(Nora groans)

2289
02:12:12.513 --> 02:12:13.613
- I had what I needed.

2290
02:12:14.930 --> 02:12:16.270
The only thing left was to return

2291
02:12:16.270 --> 02:12:19.023
to Brigid to settle my debts.

2292
02:12:19.023 --> 02:12:21.856
(nostalgic music)

2293
02:12:29.744 --> 02:12:32.327
(Brigid gulps)

2294
02:12:36.750 --> 02:12:38.083
- I assume you got it.

2295
02:12:39.730 --> 02:12:41.143
I never doubted you could.

2296
02:12:42.505 --> 02:12:44.480
You always are the best.

2297
02:12:44.480 --> 02:12:45.563
- What is it?

2298
02:12:50.890 --> 02:12:51.723
- Power.

2299
02:12:55.567 --> 02:12:56.837
- Who did this to you?

2300
02:12:58.197 --> 02:13:01.447
- (chuckles) You know.

2301
02:13:05.413 --> 02:13:07.510
But she'll come for you now.

2302
02:13:07.510 --> 02:13:09.547
I'm sure she will soon.

2303
02:13:11.337 --> 02:13:13.013
- No, she won't.

2304
02:13:14.748 --> 02:13:16.633
At least you'll be one less problem.

2305
02:13:18.065 --> 02:13:20.758
(Brigid laughs)

2306
02:13:20.758 --> 02:13:23.410
- You think, you think

2307
02:13:23.410 --> 02:13:27.093
you're safe from me? (laughs)

2308
02:13:34.400 --> 02:13:37.320
- Brigid had hired Lilith to take me out.

2309
02:13:37.320 --> 02:13:39.620
That was her insurance policy,

2310
02:13:39.620 --> 02:13:42.980
and I would have been
had you not shown up.

2311
02:13:42.980 --> 02:13:44.330
- But how did Veronica know

2312
02:13:44.330 --> 02:13:45.800
that Brigid was involved?

2313
02:13:45.800 --> 02:13:47.450
And what did you find in the box?

2314
02:13:51.610 --> 02:13:55.753
Nora, it's healed, what happened?

2315
02:13:56.950 --> 02:13:58.880
- Veronica showed me what

2316
02:13:58.880 --> 02:14:02.653
she has shown so many others.

2317
02:14:06.630 --> 02:14:08.530
- Nora, what is she doing here?

2318
02:14:08.530 --> 02:14:09.920
What is this?

2319
02:14:09.920 --> 02:14:13.053
- Nora belongs to me now.

2320
02:14:14.200 --> 02:14:16.710
As I do for all my girls,

2321
02:14:16.710 --> 02:14:18.843
I like to be there for their first kill.

2322
02:14:20.034 --> 02:14:21.600
- What did she do to you?

2323
02:14:21.600 --> 02:14:23.350
- I improved her.

2324
02:14:23.350 --> 02:14:26.450
- Mal, you have no idea what's coming.

2325
02:14:26.450 --> 02:14:28.450
You don't wanna be here when it happens.

2326
02:14:29.720 --> 02:14:30.870
This is better for you.

2327
02:14:32.010 --> 02:14:32.890
- Please.

2328
02:14:32.890 --> 02:14:34.378
- Do it, Nora.

2329
02:14:34.378 --> 02:14:36.827
(Nora growls)

2330
02:14:36.827 --> 02:14:38.155
(Mallory wails)

2331
02:14:38.155 --> 02:14:43.155
(neck squelches)
(Nora growls)

2332
02:14:54.610 --> 02:14:57.150
- Please tell me we're close.

2333
02:14:57.150 --> 02:14:58.493
- We should be there soon.

2334
02:14:59.384 --> 02:15:01.703
Oh, but we've got time for one more story.

2335
02:15:02.926 --> 02:15:05.603
- (sighs) Okay, but make it a good one.

2336
02:15:06.450 --> 02:15:08.610
So far, they've all fit
together pretty neatly.

2337
02:15:08.610 --> 02:15:11.570
Almost like they're part
of a greater mythology.

2338
02:15:11.570 --> 02:15:14.363
- Oh, so you're ready for the final story?

2339
02:15:15.534 --> 02:15:20.030
♪ Hit me baby one more time ♪

2340
02:15:20.030 --> 02:15:21.723
- Wish to take that joke back.

2341
02:15:21.723 --> 02:15:23.363
- They can't all be winners.

2342
02:15:24.895 --> 02:15:27.744
(magical twinkling)

2343
02:15:27.744 --> 02:15:30.494
(brooding music)

2344
02:15:31.358 --> 02:15:34.358
(light tubes clink)

2345
02:15:40.230 --> 02:15:43.720
- I must confess, I'm a fan.

2346
02:15:43.720 --> 02:15:46.180
Abigail, your work breathes

2347
02:15:46.180 --> 02:15:49.230
with the raw intensity

2348
02:15:49.230 --> 02:15:52.343
unlike anything I've seen in years.

2349
02:15:53.270 --> 02:15:55.800
- Thank you, Mr. Randolph.

2350
02:15:55.800 --> 02:15:58.913
Coming from you, that means everything.

2351
02:16:00.755 --> 02:16:02.510
- Oh, it's also come to my attention

2352
02:16:02.510 --> 02:16:06.250
that your little troupe
has lost its funding,

2353
02:16:06.250 --> 02:16:08.740
along with that tiny theater of yours.

2354
02:16:08.740 --> 02:16:11.760
- Asshole rented it
out from underneath us.

2355
02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:14.573
- Perhaps that's where
I can be of service.

2356
02:16:15.530 --> 02:16:16.670
Now, as you know,

2357
02:16:16.670 --> 02:16:19.910
I am a patron of the arts.

2358
02:16:19.910 --> 02:16:24.283
One with a boundary-pushing taste,

2359
02:16:26.960 --> 02:16:29.720
such as your works. (chuckles)

2360
02:16:29.720 --> 02:16:31.700
Tell me, are you working

2361
02:16:31.700 --> 02:16:33.380
on something at the moment?

2362
02:16:35.225 --> 02:16:39.580
- Um, yeah, I'm in the
middle of something new.

2363
02:16:39.580 --> 02:16:40.780
Just needs to get polished,

2364
02:16:40.780 --> 02:16:42.400
and we can start rehearsals.

2365
02:16:46.653 --> 02:16:49.153
(phone rings)

2366
02:16:50.826 --> 02:16:53.993
(phone handle clicks)

2367
02:16:55.942 --> 02:16:59.129
(brooding music)

2368
02:16:59.129 --> 02:17:02.046
(pencil scratches)

2369
02:17:10.630 --> 02:17:11.796
- Shit.

2370
02:17:11.796 --> 02:17:14.629
(paper scrunches)

2371
02:17:16.693 --> 02:17:19.443
(relaxing music)

2372
02:17:25.129 --> 02:17:27.330
- I can see the new
place coming along well.

2373
02:17:27.330 --> 02:17:29.783
- I'm bankrupt up here.

2374
02:17:30.754 --> 02:17:32.460
But I had to tell him something, didn't I?

2375
02:17:32.460 --> 02:17:34.730
The troupe is depending on me.

2376
02:17:34.730 --> 02:17:36.910
- Not everything has to be some incredible

2377
02:17:36.910 --> 02:17:40.290
new groundbreaking piece of originality.

2378
02:17:40.290 --> 02:17:42.625
Lots of people enjoy mediocrity.

2379
02:17:42.625 --> 02:17:43.458
(hands slap)

2380
02:17:43.458 --> 02:17:45.183
- Mr. Randolph isn't
paying for mediocrity.

2381
02:17:49.080 --> 02:17:51.163
Maybe I just need a new muse.

2382
02:17:52.160 --> 02:17:53.910
- So that's how it's gonna be, huh.

2383
02:18:02.898 --> 02:18:03.750
(chest rustles)

2384
02:18:03.750 --> 02:18:05.530
- What are you doing?

2385
02:18:05.530 --> 02:18:07.410
- Desperate times and all.

2386
02:18:07.410 --> 02:18:09.750
- No, no way.

2387
02:18:09.750 --> 02:18:12.000
- Come on, Abby.

2388
02:18:12.000 --> 02:18:13.920
Your father wouldn't mind.

2389
02:18:13.920 --> 02:18:15.460
I'm sure he's got something in here

2390
02:18:15.460 --> 02:18:18.710
that'll get those sexy
brain juices flowing.

2391
02:18:18.710 --> 02:18:21.660
- Audrey, I'm not gonna
steal my father's ideas.

2392
02:18:21.660 --> 02:18:23.330
It's bad enough I've lived my whole life

2393
02:18:23.330 --> 02:18:25.240
underneath his shadow,

2394
02:18:25.240 --> 02:18:26.973
especially after what happened.

2395
02:18:28.370 --> 02:18:30.773
Besides, I lost the key.

2396
02:18:35.480 --> 02:18:36.607
- There is no key.

2397
02:18:47.291 --> 02:18:50.291
(bewildering music)

2398
02:19:12.579 --> 02:19:15.246
(paper rustles)

2399
02:19:18.160 --> 02:19:19.303
Holy shit.

2400
02:19:21.330 --> 02:19:22.543
This is it, isn't it?

2401
02:19:23.570 --> 02:19:24.790
The surviving copy.

2402
02:19:24.790 --> 02:19:28.210
- Careful, I'm not sure

2403
02:19:28.210 --> 02:19:30.690
if he wrote it because he was insane

2404
02:19:30.690 --> 02:19:32.483
or if writing it drove him insane.

2405
02:19:34.810 --> 02:19:37.763
- Abby, we have to do this.

2406
02:19:39.050 --> 02:19:41.330
- Even if I wanted to do it,

2407
02:19:41.330 --> 02:19:43.593
there's no third act, it burned up.

2408
02:19:45.570 --> 02:19:48.290
- You could write a third act.

2409
02:19:48.290 --> 02:19:51.110
I bet you could piece it
together with his notes.

2410
02:19:51.110 --> 02:19:52.363
Put your own spin on it.

2411
02:19:53.670 --> 02:19:55.140
You won't be stealing from your father,

2412
02:19:55.140 --> 02:19:58.790
you'd be collaborating with him.

2413
02:19:58.790 --> 02:20:01.590
- I've spent my whole
life running from this.

2414
02:20:01.590 --> 02:20:03.560
It's why I changed my name.

2415
02:20:03.560 --> 02:20:06.590
- Babe, when you run from something,

2416
02:20:06.590 --> 02:20:08.210
you don't lug it around with you

2417
02:20:08.210 --> 02:20:09.343
from city to city.

2418
02:20:10.603 --> 02:20:13.353
(phone vibrates)

2419
02:20:18.760 --> 02:20:19.593
Who is it?

2420
02:20:20.940 --> 02:20:24.480
- Mr. Randolph, he found a space,

2421
02:20:24.480 --> 02:20:26.630
wants to know when we
can start rehearsals.

2422
02:20:28.776 --> 02:20:30.526
What are we gonna do?

2423
02:20:38.279 --> 02:20:40.862
(chest clicks)

2424
02:20:45.482 --> 02:20:48.565
(motivational music)

2425
02:21:13.468 --> 02:21:16.635
(typewriter clatters)

2426
02:21:34.341 --> 02:21:35.710
(typewriter chimes)

2427
02:21:35.710 --> 02:21:38.877
(typewriter clatters)

2428
02:21:42.770 --> 02:21:43.670
- How's it coming?

2429
02:21:45.030 --> 02:21:46.870
- I'm almost there.

2430
02:21:46.870 --> 02:21:48.170
I just need to keep going.

2431
02:21:49.410 --> 02:21:51.010
- How about a little pick me up?

2432
02:21:55.666 --> 02:21:57.274
(Abigail gasps)

2433
02:21:57.274 --> 02:21:58.107
Abby!

2434
02:22:01.173 --> 02:22:02.513
Are you okay?

2435
02:22:04.000 --> 02:22:06.380
- I'm fine, it's just,

2436
02:22:06.380 --> 02:22:09.010
I guess the pressure
is just getting to me.

2437
02:22:09.010 --> 02:22:10.160
I just need some sleep.

2438
02:22:12.828 --> 02:22:14.840
(gasps)

2439
02:22:14.840 --> 02:22:15.943
- What's wrong?

2440
02:22:17.840 --> 02:22:20.570
- It's I'm just so tired.

2441
02:22:20.570 --> 02:22:21.620
I can't see straight.

2442
02:22:23.060 --> 02:22:24.260
- I'll make some coffee.

2443
02:22:30.759 --> 02:22:33.509
(footsteps clop)

2444
02:22:35.160 --> 02:22:36.890
- I mean it's not Carnegie Hall,

2445
02:22:36.890 --> 02:22:39.160
but I've played worse.

2446
02:22:39.160 --> 02:22:42.143
- Hey Morgan, you forgot
the drill for the props.

2447
02:22:43.103 --> 02:22:44.553
- Oh yeah, I was busy, sorry.

2448
02:22:48.380 --> 02:22:51.010
- First, the bad news.

2449
02:22:51.010 --> 02:22:52.090
I told Mr. Randolph,

2450
02:22:52.090 --> 02:22:53.200
we'd be ready for curtain up

2451
02:22:53.200 --> 02:22:55.420
in a little over a week.

2452
02:22:55.420 --> 02:22:58.180
That means we have a lot of work to do.

2453
02:22:58.180 --> 02:22:59.700
The good news is I think

2454
02:22:59.700 --> 02:23:01.063
he's going to be impressed.

2455
02:23:02.490 --> 02:23:04.690
I'll be playing the artist.

2456
02:23:04.690 --> 02:23:07.363
Audrey will be playing the whisperer.

2457
02:23:08.400 --> 02:23:11.760
Morgan, you'll be playing the witness.

2458
02:23:11.760 --> 02:23:13.643
Charles, the bard.

2459
02:23:14.840 --> 02:23:17.283
And Lavinia, the sacrifice.

2460
02:23:23.370 --> 02:23:24.750
- Is this for real?

2461
02:23:24.750 --> 02:23:26.440
Are you for real?

2462
02:23:26.440 --> 02:23:28.683
This can't be for real.

2463
02:23:29.590 --> 02:23:32.797
(driller whirs)

2464
02:23:32.797 --> 02:23:35.547
(brooding music)

2465
02:23:41.530 --> 02:23:44.080
- I can't believe that Abby's father

2466
02:23:44.080 --> 02:23:46.103
is Dashiell Pickman.

2467
02:23:47.480 --> 02:23:48.750
- You keep saying that like I'm supposed

2468
02:23:48.750 --> 02:23:50.090
to know who that is.

2469
02:23:50.090 --> 02:23:52.040
- He's infamous, I mean,

2470
02:23:52.040 --> 02:23:54.090
he came up in the '70s in New York,

2471
02:23:54.090 --> 02:23:55.870
the "Avant Garde" scene.

2472
02:23:55.870 --> 02:23:58.970
I saw him in a picture with David Bowie.

2473
02:23:58.970 --> 02:24:00.930
I mean, he hung out with Warhol

2474
02:24:00.930 --> 02:24:03.003
and his crew, that's amazing.

2475
02:24:04.420 --> 02:24:05.920
- That's pretty cool, I guess.

2476
02:24:07.240 --> 02:24:09.650
- He joined a doomsday cult.

2477
02:24:09.650 --> 02:24:13.210
He studied witchcraft, black magic.

2478
02:24:13.210 --> 02:24:15.010
They say he put esoteric

2479
02:24:15.010 --> 02:24:17.900
incantations in his dialogue.

2480
02:24:17.900 --> 02:24:20.500
This play, the one that
we're doing right now,

2481
02:24:20.500 --> 02:24:23.503
it has got some really bad mojo with it.

2482
02:24:25.484 --> 02:24:28.151
(driller whirs)

2483
02:24:29.273 --> 02:24:30.850
- I just don't get it.

2484
02:24:30.850 --> 02:24:34.070
So the third act is some kind of ritual.

2485
02:24:34.070 --> 02:24:35.730
- It's more than that.

2486
02:24:35.730 --> 02:24:37.770
- It's a bunch of gibberish shit

2487
02:24:37.770 --> 02:24:40.130
that it's not even part of our dictionary.

2488
02:24:40.130 --> 02:24:42.310
- Just say the damn lines.

2489
02:24:42.310 --> 02:24:45.130
- I don't just say fucking lines.

2490
02:24:45.130 --> 02:24:47.130
Unlike you, I'm an actor.

2491
02:24:47.130 --> 02:24:49.060
- What's that supposed to mean?

2492
02:24:49.060 --> 02:24:51.170
- There are two types of ians.

2493
02:24:51.170 --> 02:24:53.590
While you may be a lesbian,

2494
02:24:53.590 --> 02:24:55.830
you are no thespian.

2495
02:24:55.830 --> 02:24:59.830
- Stop, look, we have five days

2496
02:24:59.830 --> 02:25:02.610
to get this right, just five days.

2497
02:25:02.610 --> 02:25:04.350
So stop acting like a couple of divas

2498
02:25:04.350 --> 02:25:05.923
and do the fucking work.

2499
02:25:08.337 --> 02:25:09.546
(plug clicks)

2500
02:25:09.546 --> 02:25:12.296
(brooding music)

2501
02:25:15.747 --> 02:25:16.914
- Pretty good.

2502
02:25:18.567 --> 02:25:22.330
- You see, the first and only time

2503
02:25:22.330 --> 02:25:24.760
they did this play, when
the curtain went down,

2504
02:25:24.760 --> 02:25:28.903
the entire cast disappeared, vanished.

2505
02:25:30.010 --> 02:25:31.910
No one has ever heard from them since.

2506
02:25:33.476 --> 02:25:36.060
And Pickman, Abby's dad,

2507
02:25:36.060 --> 02:25:38.470
they found him the next
day in his hotel room,

2508
02:25:38.470 --> 02:25:40.823
and his body was ripped to shreds.

2509
02:25:48.242 --> 02:25:51.373
(ritual music)

2510
02:25:51.373 --> 02:25:55.706
(troupe chants in foreign language)

2511
02:26:56.554 --> 02:26:59.221
(ominous music)

2512
02:27:12.039 --> 02:27:14.539
(knife sucks)

2513
02:27:17.167 --> 02:27:19.750
(air whooshes)

2514
02:27:29.569 --> 02:27:32.402
(perplexed music)

2515
02:27:34.963 --> 02:27:37.523
- Where'd she go, Audrey?

2516
02:27:39.630 --> 02:27:41.233
- Where did everyone go?

2517
02:27:42.370 --> 02:27:43.820
- Is this a part of the play?

2518
02:27:45.252 --> 02:27:47.906
- What the fuck is that?

2519
02:27:47.906 --> 02:27:48.739
- What?

2520
02:27:51.118 --> 02:27:54.535
(forehead eye squelches)

2521
02:27:55.657 --> 02:27:57.357
- I'm getting the hell outta here.

2522
02:27:58.780 --> 02:27:59.830
- What's his problem?

2523
02:28:01.311 --> 02:28:02.525
(ominous music)

2524
02:28:02.525 --> 02:28:05.192
(moon crackles)

2525
02:28:13.650 --> 02:28:15.050
- What happened to the moon?

2526
02:28:16.570 --> 02:28:18.240
What happened to it?

2527
02:28:18.240 --> 02:28:19.223
- Is he tripping?

2528
02:28:23.550 --> 02:28:25.158
- We need to go back inside.

2529
02:28:25.158 --> 02:28:27.462
- Jesus Christ, what the hell is that?

2530
02:28:27.462 --> 02:28:28.379
- Come on.

2531
02:28:32.865 --> 02:28:34.680
- But who are they?

2532
02:28:34.680 --> 02:28:37.513
(perplexed music)

2533
02:28:47.015 --> 02:28:47.848
- Run.

2534
02:28:53.518 --> 02:28:56.351
(creature growls)

2535
02:29:04.551 --> 02:29:06.747
- I think I'm gonna be sick.

2536
02:29:06.747 --> 02:29:09.331
- What the fuck is going on?

2537
02:29:09.331 --> 02:29:12.164
(creature growls)

2538
02:29:18.471 --> 02:29:20.304
There's nothing there.

2539
02:29:27.095 --> 02:29:29.595
(tense music)

2540
02:29:30.750 --> 02:29:33.221
(driller whirs)

2541
02:29:33.221 --> 02:29:36.493
(Morgan wails)

2542
02:29:36.493 --> 02:29:38.550
- Come on, Charles, we need to go!

2543
02:29:40.759 --> 02:29:41.592
- Go?

2544
02:29:43.890 --> 02:29:45.393
But they're calling to us.

2545
02:29:46.446 --> 02:29:47.450
Did you ever think madness

2546
02:29:47.450 --> 02:29:49.923
could sound so beautiful?

2547
02:29:51.530 --> 02:29:52.363
- Charles.

2548
02:29:53.279 --> 02:29:55.225
(ax sucks)

2549
02:29:55.225 --> 02:29:58.058
(Abigail screams)

2550
02:30:01.890 --> 02:30:04.253
Audrey, what is going on?

2551
02:30:07.830 --> 02:30:11.173
- Letting out what is
trapped within the flesh.

2552
02:30:12.320 --> 02:30:13.263
Behold her truth.

2553
02:30:14.120 --> 02:30:17.600
We applaud you, Abigail.

2554
02:30:17.600 --> 02:30:19.090
You and your truth have managed

2555
02:30:19.090 --> 02:30:21.043
what your father cannot.

2556
02:30:22.100 --> 02:30:24.573
He only poked a tiny hole in the cosmos.

2557
02:30:25.770 --> 02:30:27.410
You have patched humanities

2558
02:30:27.410 --> 02:30:29.110
into higher existence

2559
02:30:29.110 --> 02:30:30.633
into a liminal state.

2560
02:30:31.630 --> 02:30:34.080
Now, thanks to you,

2561
02:30:34.080 --> 02:30:36.260
mankind will be forced to face

2562
02:30:36.260 --> 02:30:38.810
the truth of their existence.

2563
02:30:38.810 --> 02:30:42.783
Now, let's behold the truth in your flesh.

2564
02:30:46.126 --> 02:30:51.126
(Abigail wails)
(tense music)

2565
02:31:21.646 --> 02:31:24.813
(walking cane clacks)

2566
02:31:33.834 --> 02:31:35.334
- Where'd they go?

2567
02:31:36.681 --> 02:31:39.848
- I don't know, that was weird, right?

2568
02:31:41.332 --> 02:31:44.910
Gave me a headache.

2569
02:31:44.910 --> 02:31:47.410
(tense music)

2570
02:31:51.100 --> 02:31:51.933
What?

2571
02:31:53.467 --> 02:31:56.800
(airplane engine whirs)

2572
02:32:01.542 --> 02:32:02.375
(explosion blasts)

2573
02:32:02.375 --> 02:32:04.958
(siren blares)

2574
02:32:09.287 --> 02:32:12.120
(creature growls)

2575
02:32:35.579 --> 02:32:39.162
- And then the entire
world died screaming.

2576
02:32:40.064 --> 02:32:42.231
(screams)

2577
02:32:44.280 --> 02:32:46.750
Well, what'd you think?

2578
02:32:46.750 --> 02:32:48.250
- Well, your stories are way better

2579
02:32:48.250 --> 02:32:49.413
than your sister's.

2580
02:32:50.580 --> 02:32:52.940
Of course, this is where
the Oracle resides.

2581
02:32:52.940 --> 02:32:55.193
I mean, why wouldn't it be?

2582
02:32:56.350 --> 02:32:57.990
- How do you know if she's a she?

2583
02:32:57.990 --> 02:33:01.070
Maybe she's a he or he's a she.

2584
02:33:01.070 --> 02:33:02.535
Not up to me, you see.

2585
02:33:02.535 --> 02:33:06.997
I have to be "I Dream of Jeannie".

2586
02:33:08.890 --> 02:33:10.080
- You realize this is just a farmhouse

2587
02:33:10.080 --> 02:33:11.630
with a sign in the yard, right?

2588
02:33:11.630 --> 02:33:12.483
Should we knock?

2589
02:33:15.705 --> 02:33:16.960
(door clicks)

2590
02:33:16.960 --> 02:33:18.873
- No need, you're right on time.

2591
02:33:20.100 --> 02:33:22.380
- I, we're here to...

2592
02:33:22.380 --> 02:33:25.287
- I know, you want to know
the location of Sabiah

2593
02:33:25.287 --> 02:33:27.420
and how to save her?

2594
02:33:27.420 --> 02:33:30.773
- Wow, she really can see the future.

2595
02:33:37.385 --> 02:33:39.802
(door thuds)

2596
02:33:43.960 --> 02:33:46.860
- Go ahead and select a card.

2597
02:33:46.860 --> 02:33:48.683
Just one though.

2598
02:33:50.290 --> 02:33:51.540
- To what end?

2599
02:33:51.540 --> 02:33:54.380
- If you want to know Sabiah's location,

2600
02:33:54.380 --> 02:33:55.273
select a card.

2601
02:33:58.080 --> 02:34:01.080
- (sighs) Whatever.

2602
02:34:05.385 --> 02:34:07.968
(card rustles)

2603
02:34:11.320 --> 02:34:12.860
Seriously?

2604
02:34:12.860 --> 02:34:14.443
- She said it wouldn't take long.

2605
02:34:17.804 --> 02:34:20.387
(card rustles)

2606
02:34:32.040 --> 02:34:34.040
- Come on, you need to pick your weapon.

2607
02:34:38.793 --> 02:34:40.045
- My weapon?

2608
02:34:40.045 --> 02:34:42.660
- (gasps) Cool beans, every year,

2609
02:34:42.660 --> 02:34:44.320
I'll get some magical weapon on a journey

2610
02:34:44.320 --> 02:34:46.878
that they used to vanquish the enemy.

2611
02:34:46.878 --> 02:34:48.545
This is so exciting!

2612
02:34:49.550 --> 02:34:50.950
- Follow me into my bedroom.

2613
02:34:54.680 --> 02:34:57.430
- Better well steer off that one.

2614
02:34:59.681 --> 02:35:03.200
(adventurous music)

2615
02:35:03.200 --> 02:35:06.117
(Mahktoonah gasps)

2616
02:35:30.317 --> 02:35:31.734
- Holy guacamole.

2617
02:35:43.020 --> 02:35:44.493
- I can pick anything?

2618
02:35:53.320 --> 02:35:56.650
- The first item in
this room that you touch

2619
02:35:56.650 --> 02:35:58.800
will be the weapon of your choosing.

2620
02:35:58.800 --> 02:36:00.153
So don't fuck it up!

2621
02:36:02.410 --> 02:36:05.330
This sword actually killed Emperor Situ

2622
02:36:05.330 --> 02:36:07.533
in 1492 BC in China.

2623
02:36:12.208 --> 02:36:15.125
(enchanting music)

2624
02:36:24.196 --> 02:36:28.513
- (gasps) Ooh, this looks comfy.

2625
02:36:31.730 --> 02:36:33.930
- The decision has been made.

2626
02:36:33.930 --> 02:36:34.863
- Wait, what?

2627
02:36:35.891 --> 02:36:38.091
Mahktoonah, what did you?

2628
02:36:38.091 --> 02:36:40.674
(air whooshes)

2629
02:36:41.541 --> 02:36:43.847
(Mahktoonah snores)

2630
02:36:43.847 --> 02:36:47.014
(Mahktoonah whimpers)

2631
02:36:51.787 --> 02:36:54.370
(chains clank)

2632
02:36:55.546 --> 02:36:59.453
(psycho killer whimpers)

2633
02:36:59.453 --> 02:37:01.150
- Sabiah, oh, geez.

2634
02:37:01.150 --> 02:37:02.630
That looks like it hurts.

2635
02:37:02.630 --> 02:37:04.458
- Here goes nothing.

2636
02:37:04.458 --> 02:37:07.253
(psycho killer thuds)

2637
02:37:07.253 --> 02:37:09.170
- What the hell are you two doing here?

2638
02:37:09.170 --> 02:37:11.187
- We came to rescue you.

2639
02:37:12.281 --> 02:37:15.698
(psycho killer whimpers)

2640
02:37:18.089 --> 02:37:21.339
(psycho killer groans)

2641
02:37:24.600 --> 02:37:27.970
- (gasps) What did you do to yourself?

2642
02:37:27.970 --> 02:37:29.440
- You wouldn't believe the wishes

2643
02:37:29.440 --> 02:37:30.540
I've had to deal with.

2644
02:37:30.540 --> 02:37:32.660
- Do I need to talk to mom?

2645
02:37:32.660 --> 02:37:33.820
- You know what, little sis,

2646
02:37:33.820 --> 02:37:36.020
I don't need to answer to you or mom.

2647
02:37:36.020 --> 02:37:36.853
You think just 'cause your

2648
02:37:36.853 --> 02:37:38.250
perky little tits came in,

2649
02:37:38.250 --> 02:37:40.840
that you're gonna be a
better genie than me?

2650
02:37:40.840 --> 02:37:42.030
- Honestly, I don't know

2651
02:37:42.030 --> 02:37:43.840
what Jeff sees in you.

2652
02:37:43.840 --> 02:37:45.490
Maybe he'd be better off with me.

2653
02:37:47.140 --> 02:37:48.670
- You little whore!

2654
02:37:48.670 --> 02:37:49.760
- I'm a whore?

2655
02:37:49.760 --> 02:37:50.850
Everyone knows what you did

2656
02:37:50.850 --> 02:37:52.050
with the Sultan of Agba.

2657
02:37:53.023 --> 02:37:55.010
(moans)

2658
02:37:55.010 --> 02:37:56.673
- You bitch!

2659
02:37:56.673 --> 02:37:57.710
(slaps crack)

2660
02:37:57.710 --> 02:37:59.095
(Mahktoonah gasps)

2661
02:37:59.095 --> 02:38:01.845
(dramatic music)

2662
02:38:09.941 --> 02:38:13.259
- Oh, yeah!

2663
02:38:13.259 --> 02:38:15.842
(genies groan)

2664
02:38:25.874 --> 02:38:27.124
Come back here.

2665
02:38:29.708 --> 02:38:31.625
- No, no one likes you.

2666
02:38:32.986 --> 02:38:35.038
Give me all those slap back.

2667
02:38:35.038 --> 02:38:37.288
(whimpers)

2668
02:38:41.260 --> 02:38:43.760
(punch thuds)

2669
02:38:45.540 --> 02:38:46.643
- Oh, shit!

2670
02:38:55.129 --> 02:38:55.962
(kick thuds)

2671
02:38:55.962 --> 02:38:59.513
(psycho killer groans)

2672
02:38:59.513 --> 02:39:00.723
(dildo whooshes)

2673
02:39:00.723 --> 02:39:03.070
(dildo thuds)

2674
02:39:03.070 --> 02:39:06.361
- No, my face!

2675
02:39:06.361 --> 02:39:11.294
I'm a monster! (groans)

2676
02:39:12.862 --> 02:39:15.743
- Mahktoonah, your pillow!

2677
02:39:21.990 --> 02:39:24.557
- I'm gonna fucking kill you guys!

2678
02:39:25.488 --> 02:39:27.273
(pillow plops)

2679
02:39:27.273 --> 02:39:29.356
(groans)

2680
02:39:43.607 --> 02:39:46.317
You hit me with a pillow?

2681
02:39:46.317 --> 02:39:47.734
A fucking pillow?

2682
02:39:48.620 --> 02:39:49.620
We're gonna go to your house

2683
02:39:49.620 --> 02:39:51.413
and have a fucking sleepover?

2684
02:39:52.520 --> 02:39:54.623
- You brought a pillow to a knife fight?

2685
02:39:55.798 --> 02:39:57.500
- (sighs) It's a long story.

2686
02:39:57.500 --> 02:39:59.850
Doesn't look like it
quite worked in our favor.

2687
02:40:01.300 --> 02:40:03.190
- Some rescue.

2688
02:40:03.190 --> 02:40:05.010
- It's the thought that counts.

2689
02:40:05.010 --> 02:40:06.880
You know I went through
30 microwaved pizzas

2690
02:40:06.880 --> 02:40:09.610
before I realized you weren't coming back.

2691
02:40:09.610 --> 02:40:10.953
- I think I love you.

2692
02:40:12.240 --> 02:40:15.467
- Jeff, you still have one wish left.

2693
02:40:15.467 --> 02:40:18.717
(psycho killer coughs)

2694
02:40:19.833 --> 02:40:22.873
- Ah, this is a damn pillow.

2695
02:40:22.873 --> 02:40:25.871
I'm fucking deathly allergic to geese.

2696
02:40:25.871 --> 02:40:28.918
(retches) Oh, you fucking dick.

2697
02:40:28.918 --> 02:40:30.359
(groans)

2698
02:40:30.359 --> 02:40:32.240
- It's a goose cow pillow, motherfucker.

2699
02:40:32.240 --> 02:40:33.840
Suck down those particles.

2700
02:40:33.840 --> 02:40:35.199
Oh, wait, you can't,

2701
02:40:35.199 --> 02:40:37.320
because your airways are constricting.

2702
02:40:37.320 --> 02:40:38.434
Oh, I'm the hero.

2703
02:40:38.434 --> 02:40:40.184
I'm the goddamn hero!

2704
02:40:43.900 --> 02:40:45.640
- I may be dying, but I (retches).

2705
02:40:51.379 --> 02:40:52.443
I might be dying but I
still have my last wish.

2706
02:40:56.632 --> 02:40:59.730
I wish you have the whole world

2707
02:40:59.730 --> 02:41:03.330
swallowed into a darkness
that consumes it,

2708
02:41:03.330 --> 02:41:05.923
and everybody dies a horrible death.

2709
02:41:07.089 --> 02:41:11.598
Oh, God! (groans)

2710
02:41:11.598 --> 02:41:14.765
(psycho killer thuds)

2711
02:41:16.370 --> 02:41:17.203
- Granted.

2712
02:41:17.203 --> 02:41:19.205
(magical twinkling)

2713
02:41:19.205 --> 02:41:20.038
- No.

2714
02:41:22.329 --> 02:41:24.829
(mucus plops)

2715
02:41:27.390 --> 02:41:30.013
- He just doomed the entire world!

2716
02:41:31.270 --> 02:41:33.723
- Why would you grant that wish?

2717
02:41:36.550 --> 02:41:39.210
- Nobody's actually ever
wished for that before?

2718
02:41:39.210 --> 02:41:40.390
- Are you fucking serious?

2719
02:41:40.390 --> 02:41:41.230
No one's ever wished

2720
02:41:41.230 --> 02:41:42.880
for the end of the goddamn world.

2721
02:41:44.310 --> 02:41:45.610
- Why waste a wish on something

2722
02:41:45.610 --> 02:41:48.266
that's already that fucked up?

2723
02:41:48.266 --> 02:41:50.020
- So what's gonna happen now?

2724
02:41:50.020 --> 02:41:52.463
- A future with a lot of bad movies.

2725
02:41:53.650 --> 02:41:56.708
- Jeff, you can still stop this madness.

2726
02:41:56.708 --> 02:41:58.390
You still have your final wish.

2727
02:41:58.390 --> 02:42:01.743
You can save everyone, the whole world!

2728
02:42:04.995 --> 02:42:08.160
- (sighs) Sabiah, I've
waited for this moment

2729
02:42:08.160 --> 02:42:10.190
for almost three days
since you disappeared

2730
02:42:10.190 --> 02:42:11.620
from my living room.

2731
02:42:11.620 --> 02:42:12.490
I've gone on this journey

2732
02:42:12.490 --> 02:42:14.860
just to find you and get that third wish,

2733
02:42:14.860 --> 02:42:16.300
so I can spend all of eternity

2734
02:42:16.300 --> 02:42:19.450
having amazing sexual escapades with you.

2735
02:42:19.450 --> 02:42:21.833
- And me, I want in on that too.

2736
02:42:22.780 --> 02:42:24.920
- I don't think so, slut.

2737
02:42:24.920 --> 02:42:26.630
- There's enough of me for everyone.

2738
02:42:26.630 --> 02:42:28.610
I feel it's only right
that I show both of you

2739
02:42:28.610 --> 02:42:31.370
every pleasure that an
earthly man can give.

2740
02:42:31.370 --> 02:42:33.440
- Jeff, what are you saying?

2741
02:42:33.440 --> 02:42:35.200
The world is going to die.

2742
02:42:35.200 --> 02:42:37.540
There will be no need for jizz anymore.

2743
02:42:37.540 --> 02:42:40.193
You will literally cause
the end of everything.

2744
02:42:41.090 --> 02:42:43.763
- That's true but you know what they say?

2745
02:42:44.650 --> 02:42:46.530
You either die hero

2746
02:42:46.530 --> 02:42:47.940
or live long enough to see yourself

2747
02:42:47.940 --> 02:42:50.223
become a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!

2748
02:42:52.500 --> 02:42:53.333
- Or that.

2749
02:42:54.936 --> 02:42:56.050
- YOLO, bro.

2750
02:42:56.050 --> 02:42:59.370
Mahktoonah, I wish to be a genie!

2751
02:42:59.370 --> 02:43:00.203
- Done!

2752
02:43:00.203 --> 02:43:03.127
(magical twinkling)

2753
02:43:04.897 --> 02:43:07.756
♪ Oh, let the night lights go out too ♪

2754
02:43:07.756 --> 02:43:10.799
♪ While the daylight breaks in too ♪

2755
02:43:10.799 --> 02:43:13.844
♪ 100 microscopes to do ♪

2756
02:43:13.844 --> 02:43:17.203
♪ 1,000 pictures all into ♪

2757
02:43:17.203 --> 02:43:20.063
♪ Once the watch kits turn around ♪

2758
02:43:20.063 --> 02:43:23.164
♪ Well, I could track all that down ♪

2759
02:43:23.164 --> 02:43:26.172
♪ Like we're nothing here at home ♪

2760
02:43:26.172 --> 02:43:29.343
♪ Like there's nothing here but home ♪

2761
02:43:29.343 --> 02:43:31.775
♪ Well, don't you wanna be close ♪

2762
02:43:31.775 --> 02:43:35.412
♪ Again, don't you wanna be well ♪

2763
02:43:35.412 --> 02:43:39.024
♪ When you use the microscope ♪

2764
02:43:39.024 --> 02:43:43.059
♪ Another microscope ♪

2765
02:43:43.059 --> 02:43:48.059
♪ You know everything
and I know the rest ♪

2766
02:43:48.920 --> 02:43:53.920
♪ Change everyday, I just haven't yet ♪

2767
02:43:54.209 --> 02:43:57.302
♪ It's a little hard to learn ♪

2768
02:43:57.302 --> 02:44:00.504
♪ When every books had burned ♪

2769
02:44:00.504 --> 02:44:03.575
♪ But you are never worth ♪

2770
02:44:03.575 --> 02:44:06.720
♪ More than what you were ♪

2771
02:44:06.720 --> 02:44:09.618
♪ Well, let the okay feel brand new ♪

2772
02:44:09.618 --> 02:44:12.935
♪ And every suspect shimmering through ♪

2773
02:44:12.935 --> 02:44:16.191
♪ So as sunlight breaks through ♪

2774
02:44:16.191 --> 02:44:19.304
♪ There will still be shade with you ♪

2775
02:44:19.304 --> 02:44:21.942
♪ In case you wanna be close ♪

2776
02:44:21.942 --> 02:44:25.347
♪ Again, and if you wanna be ill ♪

2777
02:44:25.347 --> 02:44:28.803
♪ When you look too close ♪

2778
02:44:28.803 --> 02:44:31.970
♪ With the microscope ♪

2779
02:44:44.334 --> 02:44:46.888
♪ Well, don't you wanna be close ♪

2780
02:44:46.888 --> 02:44:50.176
♪ Again, and if you wanna be ill ♪

2781
02:44:50.176 --> 02:44:53.760
♪ When you're not too close ♪

2782
02:44:53.760 --> 02:44:56.927
♪ With the microscope ♪

2783
02:45:00.369 --> 02:45:03.786
(grand orchestral music)

2784
02:47:41.935 --> 02:47:45.185
(uplifting rock music)

2785
02:48:36.923 --> 02:48:40.340
(grand orchestral music)

2786
02:49:06.176 --> 02:49:09.176
(gong reverberates)

2787
02:49:28.846 --> 02:49:29.903
(mystical music)

2788
02:49:29.903 --> 02:49:32.820
(Mahktoonah puffs)