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‎三年前 我拍了人生第一支剧情长片

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‎《大佛普拉斯》

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‎意外地得到了一些掌声

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‎我的同学经常会在媒体上看到我

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‎都觉得我的人生也跟着升级

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‎但其实我的生活没什么改变

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‎还是常常骑着摩托车

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‎到处闲晃

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‎如果你问我到底有什么变化

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‎我想应该是我的视野

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‎这次我将画面

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‎由1比1.85

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‎变成1比2.35

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‎画面也变成彩色的

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‎我的声音也更加迷人

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‎我想这也算是一种升级

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‎小弟跟大家补充一下

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‎刚才那台小台的是我的

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‎现在这台大台的红牌重型摩托车

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‎是我们甜蜜生活总裁 钟仔的

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‎这家伙拍自己的电影都赔钱

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‎拍我的电影第一次赚到钱

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‎就跑去买了这台重型摩托车

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‎虽然摩托车不是我的名字

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‎但我心里

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‎总是觉得我有一部分的股份

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‎我还为了这台重型摩托车

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‎去考了重型摩托车驾照

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‎但每次要去甜蜜生活

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‎借这台摩托车出去绕绕

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‎钟仔都说他等下要出去

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‎这几天他的制片打电话给我

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‎说总裁出国了

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‎要骑就要趁现在

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‎我电话一放

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‎马上就冲去公司

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‎将这台摩托车骑出来

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‎上一部电影完成之后

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‎我就在想接下来要拍什么

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‎一想到监制钟仔的甜蜜生活

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‎是一间只求完美

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‎不讲人情的制作公司

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‎我的头就更痛

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‎在我想破头的时候

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‎脑海开始浮现我的高中同学

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‎快一点啦

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‎再拖我就要走了

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‎很难打啦

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‎你不要玩了喔？

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‎-笑什么？
‎-他…

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‎牌…

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‎牌很差

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‎很差就打出来放枪啊

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‎他妈的

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‎罐头

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‎我看你不只是牌很差而已

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‎你看起来心情也很差

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‎你不会去自杀吧？

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‎不要吵

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‎在外面欠多少？

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‎说啊

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‎出牌了

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‎-放枪
‎-放枪

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‎随便啦

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‎我最大

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‎你几点要接你老婆？

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‎我在赚钱 是要接什么老婆？

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‎干 这么有气魄

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‎你不…

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‎不去接

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‎你老婆

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‎不会…

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‎不会念你喔？

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‎男人在外面拼经济

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‎女人安静就好

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‎不要再吹牛了

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‎（老琼泡沫红茶专卖店）

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‎你看

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‎你看

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‎你…

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‎-你老婆啦
‎-你老婆啦

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‎再玩两次我就要走了

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‎罐头都还没输到脱裤子你就要走

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‎你奶奶…

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‎开拍

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‎再过去一点

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‎过去一点

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‎好 慢慢推

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‎慢慢推

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‎男主角追过去

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‎焦呢？

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‎导演

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‎差不多可以喊停了

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‎等一下

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‎停

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‎三郎 焦可以吧？

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‎导演 没问题喔

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‎添仔喊完停之后

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‎继续睡他的

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‎阿枝却在床头坐到天亮

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‎这几年添仔的电影梦越做越频繁

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‎阿枝的睡眠品质却越来越差

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‎阿枝像典型台湾导演的另一半

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‎带着对先生的期待

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‎也掺杂了些许的悲哀

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‎永远做不完的电影梦

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‎不小心就成了恶梦

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‎我不是跟你说过
‎我没有很喜欢吃煎鲑鱼？

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‎你这种用脑的人

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‎就是要吃这种鱼啊

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‎补充欧美加3嘛

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‎你昨天晚上在拍什么片啊？

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‎你好像拍得很紧张耶

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‎拍片？

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‎昨天不是在睡觉？

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‎你睡到一半突然喊一声“开拍”

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‎很大声耶

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‎你把我吓一跳

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‎我看你那个表情应该在拍片

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‎没有啦

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‎应该试戏而已

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‎白天动脑筋

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‎晚上睡觉都在动脑筋

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‎你这样会不会用脑过度？

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‎我有帮你准备便当 冰在冰箱

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‎你中午自己热来吃

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‎烟不要抽太多啦

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‎不要太累

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‎你如果脑袋塞车

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‎出去走一走

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‎-走了
‎-拜拜

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‎各位同事 大家辛苦了

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‎我今天有买饮料请大家喝

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‎那以后还希望大家多多指教

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‎今天能升上课长

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‎老实说 我也有点小意外

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‎但我以后一定会更努力

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‎带领大家

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‎让我们课成为公司的绩优股

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‎谢谢大家 谢谢

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‎陈典锋

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‎经理找你喔

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‎好

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‎电风

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‎这次升课长的事我有试着帮你

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‎但就没办法

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‎要继续加油

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‎以后还有机会

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‎我看人事送来的资料

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‎你这两个月加班的时间好像有点少喔

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‎报告经理

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‎事情都做完我才会下班

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‎电风 我们都老同学了

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‎我们是老同学 我才会劝你

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‎公司要看的

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‎是这些东西

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‎不是你的工作效率

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‎还有现在大环境不好 你也知道

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‎这几年公司也没赚什么钱

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‎调薪的事情你就委屈一点

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‎我们一起努力

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‎公司不会亏待你的

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‎请你等一下帮我
‎把那个屏风先移开一下

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‎先生

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‎先生

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‎患者昏迷 意识不清喔

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‎我先看一下有没有脉搏

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‎到底是割腕还是吃老鼠药？

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‎没有啦 他就吃这个瘦不停想自杀

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‎这是什么药？

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‎减肥药

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‎干 他到底是要自杀还是减肥？

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‎我怎么知道？

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‎反正他就是整罐吞下去

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‎然后就口吐白沫

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‎桑拿的人都吓到

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‎那不就像螃蟹那样冒泡？

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‎两年前

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‎罐头好不容易交了一个女朋友

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‎但后来

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‎我们才知道他们是在小吃部认识的

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‎-罐头
‎-也是从那时起

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‎罐头开始过着借钱、刷卡的日子

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‎最后连讨债兄弟都找上门

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‎干 上次喝茶

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‎不应该损他说会不会去自杀

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‎不用想太多

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‎应该不是这样

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‎帅哥

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‎你们朋友应该没事吧？

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‎应该是吧

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‎这样最好

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‎这里有一些你们朋友的消费

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‎麻烦你们处理一下

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‎两份套餐七千两百元

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‎他是吃什么？

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‎套餐

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‎就是叫小姐

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‎两份是什么意思？

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‎叫两次

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‎干 要死之前还要喷一喷喔？

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‎你有钱吗？

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‎我打给闭结

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‎等我一下 不好意思

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‎不好意思 稍等一下

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‎喂？闭结

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‎你在哪？

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‎我…

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‎我在外面

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‎等一下再打给你

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‎还好吗？

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‎还…

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‎-还好
‎-那我们就继续

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‎你说你是在建房子的？

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‎我…

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‎我是…

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‎如果有机会 你可以帮自己盖一间

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‎来

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‎这本是第二春的

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‎你看看

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‎你这个年纪

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‎找第二春的最好

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‎大家都有年纪了

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‎对家庭比较有责任感

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‎可以互相扶持

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‎你如果加入我们会员

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‎我们这边所有的资料你都可以看

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‎我们这里的会员是终身的

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‎就算你离婚再回来

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‎也没问题

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‎（爱喆红娘）

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‎其实翁姐对闭结有一些误会

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‎他不是在建房子

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‎他是在糊纸屋

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‎闭结会来婚友社

239
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‎是因为奶奶的身体不好

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‎长期躺在床上

241
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‎邻居就建议他

242
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‎看能不能娶个老婆

243
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‎帮奶奶冲喜

244
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,833
‎闭结从小就是奶奶抚养长大的

245
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‎祖孙两个人

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‎就住在纸糊店楼上的仓库

247
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‎闭结心里很清楚

248
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‎纸糊店都不能让祖孙糊口了

249
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‎哪还敢妄想娶老婆和生孩子？

250
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‎（松美纸糊店）

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‎奶奶

252
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‎时间到了吗？

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‎时间

254
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‎只存在于

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‎这个空间

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‎万物之始

257
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‎大道至简

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‎衍化至繁

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‎万物从无到有

260
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‎由一处来

261
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‎终究必须回到一处

262
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‎现代工商社会

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‎男人为了拼生活

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‎白天操体力

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‎晚上就不够力

266
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‎这个时候就要靠这罐

267
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‎大仙虎龙丸

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‎停！

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‎大仙

270
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‎你最后那句正常念就可以了

271
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‎回音我们到录音室再处理
‎效果会比较好

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‎是吗？

273
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,958
‎是这样吗？

274
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‎对啦 你先休息一下

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‎罐头

276
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‎大仙走出来时 你不要一直看镜头

277
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‎要看大仙的方向

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‎添仔

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‎会冷耶

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‎罐头

281
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‎现在工作不好找

282
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‎我好不容易把你介绍给客户

283
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,458
‎你忍耐一下

284
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‎还有在这里

285
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‎你要叫我导演

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‎导演

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‎添仔

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‎你这个镜头是要继续拍

289
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‎还是要换镜位？

290
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‎等我一下

291
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‎好

292
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‎罐头

293
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,791
‎你看镜头跟看大仙

294
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‎镜头语言是不同的

295
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‎你如果看镜头

296
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‎就暗示有事情要发生

297
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‎如果是欧洲电影

298
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‎这时候镜头就会慢慢推到你脸上

299
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,125
‎如果是美国电影

300
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‎镜头就会推到我的瞳孔

301
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‎用瞳孔做转场

302
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,708
‎我觉得你少一个镜头

303
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:32,166
‎还是你等一下补一个我看镜头的特写

304
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‎对观众来说比较有说服力

305
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‎还有添仔

306
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,291
‎这是日景还是夜景？

307
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,333
‎床戏当然是夜景

308
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‎有问题吗？

309
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,583
‎这么亮

310
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‎光圈有没有多缩一点？

311
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‎什么意思？

312
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,916
‎拍电影的人

313
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,333
‎你不知道什么叫做日光夜景喔？

314
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,041
‎什么是日光夜景？

315
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,791
‎以前美国西部片

316
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,875
‎约翰福特的《关山飞渡》

317
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‎霍华德霍克斯的《红河》

318
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‎他们在荒郊野外拍夜景

319
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,958
‎哪有地方可以打光？

320
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,790
‎他们在白天的时候拍

321
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‎把光圈缩小

322
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,583
‎缩多一点

323
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:16,790
‎看起来就像夜景

324
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,915
‎这就是日光夜景

325
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,665
‎知道吗？

326
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,208
‎阿昌

327
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,375
‎我们把光圈缩小一点

328
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,125
‎这样才有日光夜景的感觉

329
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,208
‎添仔 这样好吗？

330
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,791
‎这是卖药的广告耶

331
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,208
‎到时候客户那边你有办法交片吗？

332
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:33,791
‎我跟你说

333
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,916
‎这里每一个车位都要一百万元

334
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,875
‎我的只要48万元

335
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,375
‎而且坪数一样大

336
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,416
‎银行贷款也一样多

337
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,875
‎这应该是停重型摩托车的吧？

338
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,125
‎这位置是停车子的

339
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,375
‎而且你看

340
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,750
‎这个位置还有一个好处

341
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,541
‎别人开车门不会撞到我的车

342
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,791
‎我每天推

343
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,416
‎能运动又能赚钱

344
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,833
‎应该是别人比较怕
‎被你的车门撞到吧？

345
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,625
‎干

346
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,041
‎来我家啦

347
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,416
‎操你妈

348
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,750
‎我的包包怎么忘记拿？

349
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,416
‎干

350
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,333
‎需要帮忙推吗？

351
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,666
‎不用 我每天都在推

352
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,375
‎这块要换掉

353
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,041
‎为什么要换掉？

354
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,458
‎这没有黏好 底下都是空心的

355
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,500
‎这么专业喔？

356
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,375
‎我们这种人

357
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,958
‎一辈子能买一间房子就很了不起了

358
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,458
‎当然要专业

359
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,708
‎你花了多少？

360
00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:02,250
‎720万元

361
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,458
‎头期款两百万元

362
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,916
‎你怎么有这么多钱？

363
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,875
‎我自己存的

364
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,416
‎不过只存了三十万元而已

365
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,875
‎剩下的都是我爸留下来的手尾钱

366
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,416
‎你为什么一直抽烟？

367
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,708
‎交屋了

368
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,666
‎庆祝一下

369
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,666
‎但是你连续抽了两根

370
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,208
‎等一下想睡个午觉

371
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,875
‎先抽多一根

372
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,708
‎为什么要抽多一根？

373
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,083
‎才不会睡到一半又要爬起来抽

374
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,000
‎会影响睡眠品质

375
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,500
‎妈

376
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,791
‎你又在抹土啊？

377
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,083
‎对啊 要抹一些土

378
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,416
‎都市人才会觉得这是现摘的

379
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,416
‎帮我看一下领带有没有正

380
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,541
‎有啊 很正

381
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,958
‎你今天换工作吗？

382
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,125
‎对啊 添仔介绍的

383
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,250
‎去户政事务所上班

384
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,666
‎他不是一直都没有工作？
‎怎么不帮自己找一个？

385
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,291
‎他是要当导演的人

386
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,083
‎要写剧本 哪有时间上班？

387
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,708
‎当导演就是没工作的人

388
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,750
‎300年才拍一部片

389
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,791
‎查户口啊

390
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,333
‎有三个要点

391
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,583
‎第一 住

392
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,708
‎一定要在室内

393
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,958
‎室内呢

394
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,541
‎就是要有四个墙

395
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,625
‎然后有屋顶

396
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,375
‎也要有门

397
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:55,958
‎第二

398
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,041
‎睡觉的地方

399
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,166
‎一定要有床、枕头和棉被

400
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,875
‎这三项东西

401
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,958
‎第三

402
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,291
‎盥洗的地方一定要有

403
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,458
‎对了

404
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,041
‎记得要拍照

405
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,750
‎来这边上班

406
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,291
‎不用打领带

407
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,791
‎我们要亲民一点

408
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:29,041
‎全所就只有主任会打领带

409
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,750
‎请问是411号吗？

410
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,541
‎是啊

411
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,375
‎大哥

412
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,708
‎我户政的

413
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:09,833
‎-你有申请迁户口吗？
‎-有啊

414
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,250
‎来 年轻人 坐

415
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,291
‎不用

416
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,416
‎你这房子

417
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,666
‎怎么没有墙壁？

418
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,208
‎墙壁？

419
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,541
‎谁说墙壁一定要用水泥跟砖头做？

420
00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,750
‎你睡这里啊？

421
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,875
‎是啊 这个是我的床

422
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,333
‎我都睡这

423
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,375
‎你在哪里洗澡？

424
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,791
‎那边 你有看到那个桶子吗？

425
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,625
‎年轻人

426
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,208
‎我跟你讲

427
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,750
‎男人不要常洗澡

428
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,458
‎不然

429
00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,791
‎精气神是会留不住的

430
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,375
‎我帮你拍张照好不好？

431
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,333
‎好啊

432
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,750
‎现在查户口和以前不太相同

433
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,166
‎以前因为治安和政治问题

434
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,583
‎是由警察人员查户口

435
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,666
‎但现在

436
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,833
‎除非你有需求或是特殊状况

437
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:07,916
‎才会由户政人员亲自登门拜访

438
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,250
‎民众的需求是什么呢？

439
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,291
‎通常是为了学区就学

440
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,125
‎申请社会福利

441
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,125
‎当然

442
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,375
‎有时候也会因为一些产权纠纷

443
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,333
‎需要申请迁户口

444
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,666
‎有人在吗？

445
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,166
‎有人在吗？

446
00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:58,875
‎请问是陈金龙吗？

447
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,875
‎我是户政事务所的

448
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,500
‎请问你是陈金龙吗？

449
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,416
‎你是不是有申请迁户口？

450
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,666
‎我可以帮你拍张照吗？

451
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,666
‎各位观众朋友

452
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,250
‎根据剧组深入调查发现

453
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,541
‎门内这位就是陈金龙

454
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:39,291
‎他以前本来很多话又爱碎碎念

455
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:42,833
‎但自从这间房子发生产权纠纷之后

456
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,125
‎他就把所有想讲的话

457
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,750
‎都写在墙上了

458
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,708
‎从此之后

459
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,125
‎就再也没有开口说过话了

460
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:15,958
‎年轻人

461
00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:18,833
‎年轻人

462
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,875
‎年轻人

463
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,166
‎不能这样一直睡啦

464
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,166
‎我怕你做不完

465
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,041
‎才把你叫醒

466
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,416
‎奔驰车耶

467
00:26:58,666 --> 00:26:59,583
‎年轻人

468
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:03,083
‎这可以改成敞篷的吗？

469
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,666
‎阿伯 你很时髦喔

470
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,708
‎但是我不知道你那边的交通状况

471
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,625
‎如果把这边切掉

472
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,375
‎翻车会比较危险

473
00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:18,958
‎也对

474
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,875
‎安全比较重要

475
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,666
‎还是我帮你装一支尾翼？

476
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,375
‎这边装尾翼喔？

477
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,875
‎这样看起来很时髦

478
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,125
‎顺便帮你做个司机

479
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,500
‎帮你开车

480
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,875
‎好 这样好

481
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,458
‎年轻人

482
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:46,250
‎你为什么眉头深锁？

483
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,083
‎我前几天看到金童玉女

484
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:57,125
‎那你有看到老李吗？

485
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,041
‎老李？

486
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:02,750
‎对啊 他就穿一件黑衣服

487
00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:04,083
‎戴一顶帽子

488
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,625
‎看起来很严肃

489
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,750
‎还有点装模作样

490
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:09,291
‎有啊

491
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,208
‎他还讲了一堆莫名其妙的话

492
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,708
‎我都听不懂

493
00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:17,250
‎其实他人很好

494
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,125
‎他就是喜欢装那个样子

495
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,708
‎但是看过他的人

496
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,833
‎一、两个月内

497
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,125
‎就会被他带走

498
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,083
‎这样

499
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,833
‎我要帮我奶奶准备什么吗？

500
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,083
‎不要想太多

501
00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,708
‎烟只要点着

502
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,958
‎最后也会变成烟灰

503
00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,791
‎人也一样

504
00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:57,791
‎闭结有这外号

505
00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:00,791
‎是因为他和我们讲话时都会结巴

506
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:03,291
‎但说来奇怪

507
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,833
‎只要和好兄弟讲话

508
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,625
‎就不会有这困扰

509
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,250
‎这大概和他特殊的体质有关系

510
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,750
‎但也给他的工作

511
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,833
‎带来一些困扰

512
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,541
‎因为客户常常会直接来找他

513
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,458
‎要求修改东西

514
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:25,458
‎但闭结总是不厌其烦地帮忙

515
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,625
‎他说

516
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:30,708
‎这都是人家人生最后的要求了

517
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,833
‎帮忙一下也是应该的

518
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,208
‎接下来我会积极地推动

519
00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,791
‎普拉斯计划进阶版

520
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:43,708
‎这个计划不仅是结合了产官学

521
00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,458
‎更重要的是引进

522
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:48,000
‎矽谷的科技人才

523
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:50,416
‎让我们三年超越台北

524
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,916
‎五年赶上东京

525
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,750
‎十年

526
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,708
‎跟纽约平起平坐

527
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,500
‎（市长 蒋中文）

528
00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:00,583
‎停

529
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,666
‎拍板 第一段第一个镜头

530
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,625
‎可以吗？

531
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,500
‎市长 你实在是太专业了

532
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:09,750
‎在镜头前真的非常有魅力

533
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,833
‎我只是把我这个市政
‎平常做的事情说出来而已

534
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,208
‎没什么特别的

535
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,833
‎市长 你要不要看一下你的英姿？

536
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,083
‎真的非常棒

537
00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:18,583
‎现在可以看？

538
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,208
‎-来 请
‎-好

539
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,208
‎三郎 焦可以吧？

540
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,541
‎-回放给市长看一下
‎-好

541
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,166
‎（播放）

542
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,625
‎市长 你觉得有什么地方需要改进的

543
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,291
‎帮我们提点一下好不好？

544
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,041
‎吴导 你是专业的

545
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,041
‎我这个能讲什么？

546
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:41,833
‎不过

547
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,916
‎我有点这个建议啊

548
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,250
‎你参考一下

549
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,791
‎是不是能够把我这个脸

550
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,958
‎再大一点？

551
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,250
‎-能够显示我这个决心 决心的感觉
‎-市长

552
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,041
‎-你真的非常专业
‎-真的吗？

553
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,041
‎对 我们帮你补一个胸上的特写

554
00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,708
‎-好不好？对 来
‎-现在吗？好

555
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,208
‎给市长一个特写 胸上的

556
00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,083
‎市长 你慢慢来就好

557
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,166
‎这么多人在干吗？

558
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,083
‎市长

559
00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:13,083
‎委员

560
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,958
‎-委员 你怎么…
‎-市长

561
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,625
‎委员 你怎么来了？

562
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:22,375
‎什么事吗？要不要我们待会再说？
‎我们现在正在忙

563
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:24,833
‎我上次发生事情

564
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,416
‎党要我退选

565
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,041
‎你有那么多事 我哪知道是哪一件？

566
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:31,791
‎报告市长

567
00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:33,041
‎高委员指的应该是

568
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,958
‎大佛山佛陀园区那件事

569
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,041
‎我以为党要我退选

570
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041
‎是因为我服务处被打六颗子弹

571
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,333
‎那件事党最后的处置是停权处分

572
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,291
‎好啦 不管啦

573
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,125
‎现在怎么样？

574
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,125
‎新的继任人选不处理

575
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,375
‎我怎么对我的支持者交代啊？

576
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:55,291
‎我们待会再说好不好？

577
00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:57,416
‎我先忙 好不好？可以吗？

578
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,666
‎我们先上个厕所啦

579
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,458
‎我不急啦

580
00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:03,458
‎你先去吧

581
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,333
‎我现在还在拍广告

582
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,708
‎市长

583
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:11,375
‎这种市政吹牛广告
‎什么时候不能拍啊？急什么？

584
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,875
‎今天没拍完 改天再拍嘛

585
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,916
‎收工了

586
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
‎收工了

587
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,291
‎-收工了
‎-好 来

588
00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,000
‎我们去聊聊

589
00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:25,750
‎不好意思

590
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,000
‎高委员很喜欢在厕所协商事情

591
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,166
‎一来是因为没有监视器

592
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,750
‎二来厕所算是高委员的福地

593
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,708
‎收一收

594
00:32:34,791 --> 00:32:38,416
‎毕竟每一个伟大的人物
‎都会有一个福地

595
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:42,125
‎就像先总统蒋公的福地是在河岸边

596
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:45,458
‎他站在那里看鱼逆流而上

597
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,250
‎那进而鼓励他成为人类的救星

598
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,750
‎世界的伟人

599
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:53,166
‎自由的灯塔

600
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,875
‎民主的长城

601
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,833
‎各方人马现在都要我的位置

602
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,500
‎我可以不让出来喔？

603
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,416
‎老高

604
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,708
‎你知道自己很难选

605
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,083
‎党要顾及整体的形象嘛

606
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,208
‎怕影响总统选情啊

607
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,375
‎那你怎么想？

608
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,875
‎我们找一个素人

609
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,833
‎形象好

610
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,125
‎没有派系色彩

611
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,791
‎没有任何政治包袱

612
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,333
‎你可以当他的影子立委

613
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,666
‎这样子对你那些金主就有交代

614
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,708
‎我也可以摆平那些想选的人

615
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,166
‎添仔在地方上

616
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,083
‎人脉也算很广

617
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,416
‎有时会接一些案子赚外快

618
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:48,250
‎但大部分

619
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,541
‎都是一些奇怪的产品

620
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,500
‎和来历不明的药品

621
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,916
‎像今天这种帮市长拍广告

622
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,875
‎算是比较好赚的

623
00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:01,166
‎但被高委员这样一搅和

624
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,708
‎这次不赔钱

625
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,708
‎大概就阿弥陀佛了

626
00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:08,416
‎喂？

627
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,708
‎什么事喔？

628
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:16,500
‎好

629
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,833
‎吴导

630
00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,875
‎请进

631
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:29,250
‎-吴导 请坐
‎-市长

632
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,166
‎-吴导演 你好
‎-你好

633
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,458
‎我高威青

634
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,166
‎-高委员 久仰
‎-来啦 坐

635
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,875
‎吴导

636
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,041
‎本党一直缺乏像你这种

637
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,625
‎具备文化艺术背景的人才

638
00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,250
‎我们希望你选立委

639
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,541
‎我的选区以后就交给你了

640
00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:00,833
‎这我应该要回去和我老婆讨论一下

641
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,000
‎我人生的目标是想要拍电影

642
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,750
‎让台湾电影被世界看见

643
00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,458
‎市长

644
00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:17,750
‎你有这么好的人才
‎为什么现在才介绍我认识呢？

645
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:18,791
‎客气

646
00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:21,708
‎高委员 应该没问题了

647
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,583
‎我们就这么做

648
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,208
‎吴导 我是高委员特助

649
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,791
‎以后请多多指教

650
00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:29,875
‎谢谢

651
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,750
‎再一个零

652
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,750
‎-再一个零
‎-没中

653
00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,833
‎再一个零

654
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,583
‎-再一…干
‎-干

655
00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:42,583
‎这是诈欺吗？

656
00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:44,166
‎（老琼泡沫红茶专卖店）

657
00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,375
‎干 再集资啦

658
00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,166
‎快点 闭结

659
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,333
‎你有神明加持 你去买

660
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,208
‎钱

661
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,041
‎来

662
00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,916
‎罐头 钱啊

663
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,291
‎没钱啦

664
00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,958
‎才月中而已你就没钱？

665
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,541
‎真的啊

666
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,583
‎-你自己看
‎-我看

667
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:11,250
‎干 这张是什么？

668
00:36:12,291 --> 00:36:13,416
‎钱母啦

669
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,375
‎人家说皮包里放一美元可以招财

670
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,083
‎应该是没效吧？

671
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,000
‎我看那张放很久了

672
00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,166
‎财神庙

673
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,250
‎徐老师

674
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,041
‎狐仙堂

675
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,125
‎他妈的

676
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:28,125
‎皮夹里的符比钱还多

677
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:29,375
‎拿来啦

678
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,666
‎你们看我这张

679
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:42,625
‎这张差一号就是特别奖一千万元

680
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:45,083
‎但因为尾数的号码不同

681
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,875
‎连六奖200元的机会都没有

682
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,416
‎差哪个号码？

683
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,708
‎最后一个号码如果是四号

684
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,041
‎我就中了

685
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,916
‎我一直把这张发票留着

686
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,583
‎就是要提醒我自己

687
00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,041
‎我的人生就差这一步

688
00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:04,083
‎你差一步

689
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,750
‎我也差一步

690
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,541
‎我们大家都差一步而已

691
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,166
‎我不知道你们差几步

692
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,041
‎不过我要跟你们宣布一个消息

693
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,458
‎老子要参选立法委员

694
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,375
‎-干
‎-干 你是在乱说什么？

695
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,416
‎我看你连里长都选不上

696
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,416
‎吴…

697
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,291
‎吴…

698
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,625
‎-委…
‎-委员啦

699
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:39,833
‎好 可以

700
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:40,958
‎很好 好

701
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,958
‎转侧一点点

702
00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,000
‎稍微侧一点点 对

703
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,125
‎好 再侧一点点

704
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,500
‎侧一点点

705
00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,166
‎-摄影师 等一下
‎-好

706
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,666
‎我调一下衣服

707
00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,291
‎我之前用的洗发精还蛮好的

708
00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:00,875
‎洗完都不会有头皮屑

709
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,375
‎纯植物有机的

710
00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:04,708
‎下次带给你

711
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,833
‎怎么那么久还没好？

712
00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:08,541
‎好了

713
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,666
‎来

714
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,875
‎看看拍得怎么样

715
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,541
‎不错啊

716
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,625
‎再补个全身的就好了

717
00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,875
‎高委员

718
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,375
‎我觉得倾听好像有一点不太对

719
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:35,708
‎什么意思？

720
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:40,000
‎倾听好像有点太容易了

721
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,833
‎我觉得应该是要指向明天

722
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,208
‎铭添

723
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,458
‎我们一起上个厕所

724
00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:50,083
‎我刚上过耶

725
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,375
‎一起来嘛

726
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,708
‎把尿放一放 头脑会比较清楚

727
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,791
‎年轻真好啊

728
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,541
‎逆风尿一丈

729
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,375
‎到我这个年纪的时候喔

730
00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:24,916
‎就顺风都滴到鞋

731
00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,208
‎委员 你不尿喔？

732
00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,916
‎我刚才已经尿过了

733
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,041
‎还习惯吧？

734
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,208
‎很好啊

735
00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:36,833
‎大家都蛮专业的

736
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:38,625
‎是啊

737
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,250
‎拍电影我没有你懂

738
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,708
‎但是选举我已经选过无数次了

739
00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:46,875
‎你听我的就好

740
00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,916
‎当然

741
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,833
‎委员 听你的是必须的

742
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,875
‎只是我有一点小小的想法

743
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:57,000
‎我是想要搭配我的名字

744
00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:58,500
‎指向明天

745
00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,708
‎让选民看见铭添

746
00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:05,416
‎你这个想法很好

747
00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:08,583
‎但是我跟你说

748
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:10,916
‎你是一个新人

749
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,083
‎新人最重要是什么？

750
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,708
‎就是要听

751
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,250
‎谁啊？

752
00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,416
‎户政的

753
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,375
‎你是…

754
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,791
‎我是户政的

755
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,458
‎你有申请迁户口吗？

756
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,500
‎有啊 我有申请

757
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,291
‎里面请

758
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:27,958
‎坐嘛

759
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500
‎没关系

760
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,916
‎你是林慕璇小姐？

761
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,208
‎我是

762
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,291
‎可以看一下你证件吗？

763
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,750
‎好

764
00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:49,958
‎罐头看到这位女性

765
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,958
‎整个眼神都不太一样

766
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,041
‎因为站在眼前的

767
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,416
‎就是他朝思暮想的校花

768
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,333
‎虽然已经20几年不曾见面

769
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,125
‎但对罐头来说

770
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:03,708
‎校花就算化成灰

771
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,291
‎他也认得出来

772
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,583
‎怎么会搬来这里啊？

773
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,583
‎工作的关系

774
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,000
‎你是做什么的？

775
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,250
‎就帮人家按摩

776
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:27,125
‎经络理疗那种

777
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:32,041
‎那间做什么的？

778
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,500
‎我的工作室

779
00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:40,375
‎方便看一下吗？

780
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:44,708
‎不用了吧

781
00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:47,500
‎里面也没什么 就一间工作室而已

782
00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:50,833
‎你搬来多久？

783
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,291
‎上个月才刚搬来

784
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,583
‎可以帮你拍张照吗？

785
00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,791
‎拍照？

786
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,000
‎上面规定的 不好意思

787
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:04,750
‎好

788
00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,791
‎-那我…
‎-你站后面一点

789
00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:07,791
‎好

790
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,375
‎你…

791
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,250
‎你好

792
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:23,833
‎妹妹 你自己先跑上来喔？

793
00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,000
‎李先生 抱歉

794
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:30,333
‎这位是今天要跟你相亲的王小姐

795
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,541
‎这位是她的女儿

796
00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:36,375
‎她有些担心妈妈的约会对象

797
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,166
‎就先上来看

798
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,500
‎社会风险多啊

799
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,291
‎阿乔

800
00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,750
‎怎么这样说话？

801
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,958
‎不会啦

802
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,250
‎来我这边的都是社会贤达

803
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:49,833
‎你放心

804
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,416
‎王小姐 你先坐

805
00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:55,250
‎谢谢

806
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,833
‎你们慢慢聊

807
00:43:57,916 --> 00:43:59,208
‎我先下去

808
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,166
‎这我妈 阿月

809
00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:08,625
‎要怎么称呼你？

810
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,500
‎我…

811
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,125
‎闭…

812
00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:19,791
‎闭…

813
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:21,125
‎闭结

814
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,083
‎我听得出来

815
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,083
‎我是问你怎么称呼

816
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,458
‎他说他叫闭结

817
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:29,166
‎那是他的绰号

818
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,041
‎为什么你想认识我妈？

819
00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:40,625
‎翁…

820
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,083
‎翁姐介绍的

821
00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,541
‎他没有刻意要认识我

822
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:53,041
‎为什么你到这个年纪还没结婚啊？

823
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,541
‎我觉得好奇怪

824
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:57,583
‎我…

825
00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,625
‎照顾…

826
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:03,333
‎-奶奶
‎-你说你的工作是照顾奶奶？

827
00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:07,291
‎-没有 我…
‎-他是说他一边工作一边照顾奶奶

828
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:08,708
‎比较没时间

829
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,500
‎所以错过婚姻

830
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,416
‎妈

831
00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:21,500
‎我觉得你好奇怪

832
00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,583
‎为什么他说什么你都知道？

833
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,000
‎你们两个之前认识喔？

834
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:33,333
‎-不…
‎-不认识

835
00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:37,083
‎我也不知道

836
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:40,208
‎为什么他说的话我都听得懂

837
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:45,958
‎高中时

838
00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,291
‎虽然我们和校花不同班

839
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,125
‎但罐头总有办法

840
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,458
‎将自己和校花联想在一起

841
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,125
‎校花是11班31号

842
00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:57,500
‎罐头是12班7号

843
00:45:58,083 --> 00:46:01,916
‎每天的11点31分到12点7分

844
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,208
‎是老天爷

845
00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:06,250
‎给这两位牛郎和织女相会的时间

846
00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,750
‎在11点49分

847
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:12,041
‎是这场相会最高潮的时刻

848
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:26,958
‎请进

849
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,250
‎我刚好在附近查户口

850
00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,791
‎想说就来一下

851
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,583
‎没先跟你讲 不好意思

852
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:39,708
‎没关系啊

853
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:40,708
‎对

854
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,750
‎这个要麻烦你写一下

855
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:46,958
‎全部吗？

856
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,041
‎好

857
00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:54,916
‎林小姐

858
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,375
‎你户籍从台北迁下来

859
00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:58,375
‎但我去查电脑

860
00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,250
‎你本来是这边的人 对吧？

861
00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:10,291
‎林先生

862
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,166
‎你今天是要让我补签资料

863
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,333
‎还是要来调查我个人身世的啊？

864
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,541
‎你不要误会啦

865
00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:19,833
‎那个电脑里面资料都有

866
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,375
‎因为最近选举到了嘛

867
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,250
‎所以比较多幽灵人口

868
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,000
‎我们要特别留意一下

869
00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:29,000
‎好了

870
00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:30,375
‎谢谢

871
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,875
‎我的手有温度对不对？

872
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,916
‎那我是幽灵吗？

873
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,333
‎不是

874
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:49,833
‎加个好友吧

875
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,750
‎这样以后你就不会只是来查户口了

876
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,958
‎都已经烧一个礼拜了你们才来

877
00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:08,166
‎你来看看

878
00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,458
‎这里的东西都已经生锈了

879
00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,458
‎因为警方还在勘灾

880
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:15,875
‎我们也不方便进来

881
00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:17,250
‎你来看

882
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,625
‎之前这边还在烧

883
00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:22,500
‎烟这么大要怎么弄？

884
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,791
‎你们保险公司什么时候要理赔？

885
00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:30,250
‎公证人测量完会给我们报告

886
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,125
‎收到报告就会开始评估

887
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,541
‎要多久？

888
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,375
‎我尽量赶在两个星期内给你

889
00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:43,250
‎什么？两个星期？

890
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,208
‎你知道吗？

891
00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:47,125
‎我光这些东西就损失超过一千万元

892
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,833
‎还有这间厂房没算喔

893
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:52,625
‎你来看这边

894
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,458
‎这里的一切都是我努力拼来的

895
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,416
‎你知道我有老婆和小孩要养吗？

896
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:02,416
‎你们保险公司就是欺人太甚

897
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,375
‎要你们理赔就一直拖

898
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:06,708
‎干 等两个礼拜？

899
00:49:06,791 --> 00:49:08,333
‎江先生 你放心

900
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,083
‎该赔的我们一定会赔

901
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,208
‎问君能有几多愁

902
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,833
‎恰似猪头加工变罐头

903
00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:25,333
‎你在胡说八道喔？

904
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,458
‎添仔呢？

905
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,500
‎他说选举忙 没时间过来

906
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,333
‎（强棒出击 吴铭添 恳请支持）

907
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,666
‎这个人是谁？

908
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:42,541
‎怎么看起来很面熟？

909
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,250
‎添仔啊

910
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:49,250
‎干 现在看起来很像蠢蛋

911
00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,041
‎你不是有事情要跟我们说？

912
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,750
‎你们记得11班那个小公主

913
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,083
‎我们的校花吗？

914
00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,875
‎麦娜…

915
00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,291
‎麦娜丝啦

916
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,916
‎名字很像外国人的那个

917
00:50:16,916 --> 00:50:18,750
‎她现在改名叫林慕璇

918
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,000
‎林…

919
00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:24,833
‎你…

920
00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:28,916
‎你怎么会知道？

921
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,333
‎查户口查到的

922
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,583
‎校…

923
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,083
‎校花

924
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,750
‎这个地方好像在做色情按摩的

925
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,041
‎你是在哪里遇到的？

926
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,250
‎黑桃那一栋

927
00:50:57,916 --> 00:51:00,666
‎那栋…

928
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:04,208
‎都在…

929
00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:10,166
‎都在让人那样…

930
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:13,833
‎没有…

931
00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:18,416
‎不要说了

932
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,500
‎-没有…
‎-好啦

933
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,208
‎她…

934
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,583
‎毕…

935
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:33,916
‎-毕业后不是…
‎-不是去美国了？

936
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,708
‎我查过她的资料

937
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:43,333
‎她没有去

938
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,666
‎这间展示绿色建筑的导览室

939
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,166
‎是建商为了讲解建筑方案

940
00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,666
‎所特别设计的

941
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,750
‎高委员花了一点力气找了金主赞助

942
00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:59,916
‎把原本是建筑方案的展售中心

943
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,125
‎改成气派的竞选总部

944
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:06,000
‎添仔就自己搬了一张桌子

945
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:08,916
‎把这边当成他私人的办公室

946
00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,583
‎总部的人都以为添仔躲在这里

947
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,541
‎是在想选举策略

948
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,666
‎但他跟我说

949
00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:18,750
‎他是躲在这里想剧本

950
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,500
‎但我发现

951
00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:22,208
‎他大部分的时间

952
00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:24,541
‎是在看墙上的马桶

953
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:27,166
‎铭添

954
00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,875
‎写得如何？

955
00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,875
‎有一些新的想法

956
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,041
‎还在整理

957
00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,750
‎这是我早上煮的咖啡

958
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:38,166
‎一直忙到现在都忘了给你

959
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:39,958
‎不知道味道还行不行

960
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:41,583
‎谢谢

961
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,208
‎有人说过

962
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:56,458
‎咖啡经过烹煮

963
00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:59,416
‎生命就只有十分钟

964
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,833
‎为什么过了一天

965
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,208
‎这味道还是这么地香？

966
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,166
‎这是加拉巴哥海龟豆

967
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,166
‎产量很少喔

968
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:15,375
‎这味道非常醇厚

969
00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:18,958
‎进到喉咙里特别甘醇

970
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,625
‎香气都冲到我脑门了

971
00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,916
‎我是用日本河野流的冲法

972
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,291
‎冲煮时间虽然久

973
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:32,041
‎可是可以萃取它最丰富的层次

974
00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,875
‎难怪那么好喝

975
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,208
‎你喜欢的话

976
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:40,458
‎以后我天天煮给你喝

977
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,416
‎这样好吗？

978
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:50,541
‎只要你喜欢就好

979
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:56,791
‎铭添

980
00:53:58,166 --> 00:53:59,791
‎你想上我吗？

981
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:09,791
‎我今天就想

982
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,500
‎“达味的诗歌

983
00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,458
‎交与乐官

984
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:49,166
‎上主 祢鉴察了我

985
00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:52,041
‎也认清了我

986
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,875
‎我或坐或立

987
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,958
‎祢全然认清了我

988
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,625
‎祢由远处

989
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:04,916
‎已明彻我的思考

990
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,583
‎我或行走或躺卧

991
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:10,250
‎祢已先知

992
00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,208
‎我的一切行动

993
00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:16,208
‎祢完全熟悉”

994
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,625
‎天主借着这篇圣咏

995
00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:23,625
‎让我们思考四个反省方向

996
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,666
‎天主的无所不知

997
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:29,541
‎-天主的无所不在…
‎-各位观众朋友

998
00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:32,875
‎你们应该感觉这位神父有点眼熟

999
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,583
‎因为他本来是神父

1000
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,500
‎也是桑拿的经理

1001
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,166
‎更加是跟金童玉女一起出现的老李

1002
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:45,041
‎他不但扮演了上苍的使者

1003
00:55:45,541 --> 00:55:49,208
‎他也是在人间讨生活的百姓

1004
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:51,083
‎更是接应亡者

1005
00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:53,916
‎前往西方极乐世界的领路人

1006
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,708
‎我想咖啡都有出三合一的口味

1007
00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:01,250
‎演员来个三合一也刚好

1008
00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,083
‎…其实不能垂听

1009
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:09,166
‎往往是帮助我们自我反省

1010
00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:10,958
‎神父

1011
00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:12,750
‎典锋弟兄

1012
00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:16,125
‎好久没看你来教堂望弥撒了

1013
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,000
‎最近过得好吗？

1014
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,875
‎我爸爸过世后

1015
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:24,541
‎我对我的人生有点怀疑

1016
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:27,375
‎你不要逃避

1017
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:30,125
‎有时间要常常来教会走走

1018
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,666
‎我看你眉头深锁

1019
00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:36,916
‎应该发生了什么事情吧？

1020
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,458
‎神父

1021
00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:43,083
‎我有小孩了

1022
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:44,750
‎很好啊

1023
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,958
‎这是上天赐给你的礼物

1024
00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:52,166
‎但我还没结婚

1025
00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:54,541
‎你没避孕喔？

1026
00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,333
‎我这样是不是有罪？

1027
00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,333
‎典锋弟兄

1028
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,833
‎你不要自己定义教义

1029
00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:06,333
‎教义如果没办法帮助到别人

1030
00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:08,500
‎那么教义有什么意义呢？

1031
00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:13,208
‎但是我对未来完全没把握

1032
00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:17,875
‎未来不是你能决定的

1033
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,833
‎但是你能决定

1034
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:22,375
‎赶快结婚 把小孩生下来

1035
00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:24,333
‎好好抚养他长大

1036
00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:28,375
‎带他和你一起走在天主的道路上

1037
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:51,875
‎金手指

1038
00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:53,375
‎加藤先生

1039
00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:56,208
‎是的 林先生

1040
00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:59,000
‎你怎么会在这里？

1041
00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:01,125
‎我来看看你

1042
01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,875
‎那个…

1043
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:08,208
‎那个…

1044
01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:10,333
‎你讲中文就好

1045
01:00:11,333 --> 01:00:13,833
‎底下有字幕翻译

1046
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,291
‎是 我知道了

1047
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,250
‎加藤先生

1048
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:20,583
‎我真的很崇拜你

1049
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:23,041
‎你有演的片子我都有看

1050
01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,041
‎我知道

1051
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,541
‎我从电视里面也常常看到你在外面

1052
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,541
‎那我有穿衣服吗？

1053
01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:35,541
‎我也没穿衣服

1054
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,333
‎林先生

1055
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,416
‎我看你心事重重

1056
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,625
‎加藤先生

1057
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:43,666
‎你怎么看得出来啊？

1058
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,958
‎如果没有心事

1059
01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:50,666
‎这只熊不会变成这样

1060
01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:56,875
‎我暗恋一个女生

1061
01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,500
‎已经将近30年了

1062
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,458
‎前阵子遇到她

1063
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,166
‎她结婚了吗？

1064
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,500
‎有男朋友吗？

1065
01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,750
‎那就没有问题

1066
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,250
‎鼓起勇气去追

1067
01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,791
‎可是她是做特种行业的

1068
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:20,916
‎林先生

1069
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,833
‎这种小事怎么会是问题？

1070
01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:27,333
‎你知道我和多少女优做爱过吗？

1071
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,291
‎我们跟一般人一样

1072
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,791
‎也会谈恋爱

1073
01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:35,041
‎也会失恋

1074
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:39,083
‎我们的工作和你女神的工作一样

1075
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:43,583
‎都是要带给这世界快乐

1076
01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:49,083
‎如果你真心爱着你的女神

1077
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:52,416
‎你也要带给她快乐

1078
01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:55,916
‎我现在

1079
01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,291
‎把毕生的精髓

1080
01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,041
‎传授给你

1081
01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:06,125
‎在台湾

1082
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:07,625
‎我就只教你一个人

1083
01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:10,958
‎来 把你的手伸过来

1084
01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,750
‎握住我的手指

1085
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,666
‎把你手打开

1086
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:42,875
‎你看

1087
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,166
‎加油

1088
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,125
‎谢谢你

1089
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:22,000
‎我…

1090
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:25,708
‎我做…做这个

1091
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,416
‎你们…

1092
01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:29,958
‎我们不怕你是做纸扎屋的

1093
01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:32,333
‎你做的是好事

1094
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:34,375
‎有什么好怕的？

1095
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,916
‎你…

1096
01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:48,000
‎老公

1097
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:49,208
‎他…

1098
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,250
‎我老公

1099
01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:58,125
‎在阿乔小的时候就过世了

1100
01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,750
‎他在工地工作

1101
01:04:00,291 --> 01:04:02,375
‎为了多赚点钱买房子

1102
01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:03,916
‎认真到过劳

1103
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,875
‎有一天精神不好

1104
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:10,750
‎不小心从上面跌下来

1105
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:11,958
‎就这样走了

1106
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,875
‎妈妈也是一直照顾我

1107
01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:17,333
‎才不敢交男朋友

1108
01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:22,916
‎一个女人带着一个小孩 又没钱

1109
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:27,291
‎谁会想要？

1110
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,208
‎我…

1111
01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:35,708
‎我做…

1112
01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:39,458
‎纸扎屋也…

1113
01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,416
‎交…

1114
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,083
‎闭结他做纸扎

1115
01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,250
‎觉得女生会怕

1116
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,083
‎而且他也没钱

1117
01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:49,083
‎就一直没交女朋友

1118
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,041
‎我们…

1119
01:04:57,125 --> 01:05:01,000
‎我们人一…

1120
01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:03,375
‎一辈子

1121
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,166
‎买…

1122
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:07,041
‎买…

1123
01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,916
‎很多人工作一辈子

1124
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,708
‎也买不起一间房子

1125
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:15,958
‎我做…

1126
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:17,583
‎纸扎屋

1127
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:20,750
‎给死…

1128
01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:24,458
‎闭结他帮往生的人做纸扎屋

1129
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:28,208
‎帮他们完成生前没办法完成的事

1130
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,416
‎过世之后

1131
01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:33,958
‎他们的灵魂得以安息

1132
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,875
‎离开的时候

1133
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,666
‎就不会有什么遗憾

1134
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,208
‎闭结

1135
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:46,250
‎你喜欢我妈吗？

1136
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,875
‎我…

1137
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:56,000
‎我…

1138
01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:58,333
‎认…

1139
01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:00,291
‎会认真…

1140
01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,083
‎-妈 他说什么？
‎-会…

1141
01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:04,375
‎我…

1142
01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:07,166
‎我也不知道他在说什么

1143
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,666
‎可是他说什么你都知道啊

1144
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:12,875
‎我…

1145
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,750
‎-就…
‎-“就…”

1146
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,625
‎怎么连你也结巴？

1147
01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,083
‎他说

1148
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,833
‎-他说会认真…
‎-不要…

1149
01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:28,333
‎他说会认真那个啦

1150
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,333
‎约会好几次之后

1151
01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,958
‎阿月就来闭结的纸糊店帮忙

1152
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,541
‎虽然还没有入门

1153
01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,291
‎但是阿月

1154
01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,583
‎就把这里当自己家一样

1155
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:52,208
‎不但把房子打扫得干干净净

1156
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:55,500
‎也顺便当这家店的总机小姐

1157
01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:56,458
‎闭结

1158
01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,958
‎4点半要去郭董的殡仪馆喔

1159
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:01,250
‎所有对外的联络工作

1160
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,166
‎全部由她来处理

1161
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:07,583
‎阿月是一个非常单纯的女人

1162
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,375
‎就是因为她的单纯

1163
01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:13,583
‎才能理解闭结所讲的话

1164
01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,041
‎虱目鱼汤好了

1165
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,708
‎我端去给奶奶喝

1166
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,416
‎阿雅 你可以帮我
‎把手指头修长一点吗？

1167
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:55,958
‎好

1168
01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:58,708
‎差不多

1169
01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,416
‎太长也不自然

1170
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,458
‎就这样指着 然后标题就写

1171
01:08:02,541 --> 01:08:03,958
‎“明天会更好”

1172
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:08,708
‎委员

1173
01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:10,416
‎这是我们新打样的

1174
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,500
‎想说给你看看

1175
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,916
‎等你裁示

1176
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,791
‎这你想的？

1177
01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,916
‎这我们一起设计的

1178
01:08:24,207 --> 01:08:25,250
‎所以

1179
01:08:25,916 --> 01:08:27,541
‎你们不倾听了？

1180
01:08:28,957 --> 01:08:30,707
‎铭添会更好

1181
01:08:33,125 --> 01:08:34,916
‎我高威青不好是不是？

1182
01:08:37,832 --> 01:08:38,707
‎委员

1183
01:08:39,666 --> 01:08:41,375
‎我们一起上个厕所吧

1184
01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:44,291
‎怎么样？

1185
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:46,166
‎看到我就想上厕所啊？

1186
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,291
‎委员

1187
01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:56,291
‎走啊

1188
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:10,457
‎高大哥

1189
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,207
‎我常常问自己

1190
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:16,082
‎我是何德何能可以让你们这样帮我

1191
01:09:17,916 --> 01:09:19,916
‎那你就别那么多意见

1192
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,041
‎好好听

1193
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,332
‎我知道你是把我当棋子

1194
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,166
‎但我跟你说

1195
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:30,916
‎我还是有我自己的想法

1196
01:09:31,707 --> 01:09:33,625
‎现在号码都抽完了

1197
01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:35,166
‎要换人也来不及了

1198
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:39,000
‎我大不了就是摆烂落选而已

1199
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,250
‎我不会有损失的

1200
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,832
‎但你就不同

1201
01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:47,582
‎你觉得我会放过你吗？

1202
01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:50,625
‎不会

1203
01:09:50,707 --> 01:09:52,832
‎但会有更多人不放过你

1204
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,375
‎你的金主

1205
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,750
‎协商事情的委托人

1206
01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:58,375
‎还有融资的银行

1207
01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:03,333
‎很敢说嘛

1208
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,125
‎我还没有说完

1209
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,875
‎现在是你需要我 不是我需要你

1210
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,916
‎明天会更好就明天会更好吧

1211
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,250
‎但我告诉你

1212
01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:29,208
‎离瓦乐莉远一点

1213
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,250
‎新娘子！

1214
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,583
‎我们来了

1215
01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:13,958
‎-好漂亮喔！
‎-你真的是好漂亮喔

1216
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:16,458
‎幸福耶

1217
01:11:16,541 --> 01:11:17,625
‎我的天啊

1218
01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,833
‎-你们真的很吵 他在睡觉
‎-乖

1219
01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:20,958
‎姨姨疼

1220
01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:22,625
‎-等一下 我们先来拍个照啦
‎-先来拍照

1221
01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:25,000
‎-好
‎-三、二、一

1222
01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:30,000
‎-好幸福喔
‎-对啊

1223
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,125
‎你居然是我们第一个嫁的

1224
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:33,791
‎-怎样？
‎-为什么这句话

1225
01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:36,416
‎-感觉好像有点嫉妒我的感觉？
‎-本来就是了

1226
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,708
‎我都这样子了我不嫁 不然呢？

1227
01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:41,750
‎-这是在哪里上车的？
‎-肚子很大了耶

1228
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,458
‎-怎么了？
‎-怎样？

1229
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,125
‎在漫画店

1230
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,083
‎你很敢耶

1231
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:52,083
‎你很敢耶

1232
01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:54,291
‎漫画店那个房间那么小

1233
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,916
‎怎么可以？

1234
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,416
‎-这要捂嘴
‎-你知道人…

1235
01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:58,791
‎捂嘴？

1236
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,750
‎你怎么知道我要捂我的嘴巴？

1237
01:12:03,166 --> 01:12:04,083
‎干

1238
01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:08,041
‎我想在这里说一下电风之前的故事

1239
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:11,583
‎电风在台北工作的时候

1240
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:13,125
‎晚上常常睡不着

1241
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,375
‎又常做梦

1242
01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:16,541
‎回到南部后

1243
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,208
‎也一直都没改善

1244
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,583
‎他失眠的时候

1245
01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:24,333
‎就会跑去24小时的漫画店看漫画

1246
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,041
‎就在那时候

1247
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:29,500
‎认识了同样失眠的阿珍

1248
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,250
‎阿珍在台北上班

1249
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,041
‎有时出差到南部时

1250
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,708
‎在饭店睡不着

1251
01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:38,375
‎就跑去漫画店

1252
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,375
‎阿珍很爱看漫画

1253
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,958
‎她可以一个人看到一直叫

1254
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,666
‎倒在椅子上笑个不停

1255
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,041
‎电风就是这样

1256
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,875
‎因为阿珍的笑声

1257
01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:52,416
‎和她认识

1258
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:56,541
‎两个人从原本背对背坐着

1259
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,958
‎变成面对面坐着

1260
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:03,125
‎后来他们两个干脆坐在一起取暖

1261
01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:05,125
‎最后

1262
01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,875
‎就送入漫画店内的洞房

1263
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:11,125
‎就是我们一般说的包厢

1264
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,458
‎人家说恭喜 真恭喜

1265
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,625
‎新郎才华了不起

1266
01:14:07,708 --> 01:14:10,000
‎新娘贤慧通乡里

1267
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,875
‎两人相配无处可比

1268
01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:16,291
‎而我们的新郎英俊、有智慧

1269
01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:18,750
‎新娘可爱又讨喜

1270
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,708
‎两人晚上睡一起

1271
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:23,583
‎明年又再生儿子

1272
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,875
‎我们今天现场有很多贵宾

1273
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:33,416
‎可以看到高委员也来到现场了

1274
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:37,125
‎现在邀请高委员
‎来到台上为我们讲几句话

1275
01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:40,166
‎请掌声欢迎高委员！

1276
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,291
‎恭喜

1277
01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:44,958
‎-恭喜
‎-谢谢

1278
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,291
‎各位乡亲

1279
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,750
‎我是重情重义

1280
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:52,708
‎永远和大家在一起的高委员

1281
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,083
‎今天在此

1282
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,541
‎我们要祝福这对新人

1283
01:14:57,625 --> 01:14:59,375
‎百年好合

1284
01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:00,958
‎早生贵子

1285
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:04,708
‎为我们国家社会带来新的生力军

1286
01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,958
‎大家一起举杯

1287
01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:08,416
‎来

1288
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,708
‎（立法委员候选人 吴铭添）

1289
01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:12,250
‎我们先喝一杯

1290
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:13,458
‎干啦

1291
01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:15,208
‎干杯！

1292
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:19,708
‎来！

1293
01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,416
‎这一次选举

1294
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,458
‎竞争得相当激烈

1295
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:30,208
‎小弟我因另有人生规划

1296
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,958
‎所以本党推出新人吴铭添

1297
01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:35,958
‎继续为大家服务！

1298
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,541
‎拜托

1299
01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,666
‎-希望大家用支持我高威青的心
‎-拜托

1300
01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:43,208
‎来支持吴铭添好不好？

1301
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:45,625
‎-好！
‎-疼惜高委员

1302
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,375
‎-支持吴铭添
‎-支持吴铭添

1303
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,125
‎-疼惜高委员
‎-疼惜高委员

1304
01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:51,083
‎-支持吴铭添
‎-支持吴铭添

1305
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:56,458
‎添仔虽然是一个年轻人

1306
01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:59,416
‎但是他作为一个导演

1307
01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:02,250
‎本来可以在台北发展

1308
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,541
‎但是他却选择留在家乡

1309
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,291
‎就是为了要为地方尽一份力！

1310
01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:15,791
‎谢谢大家

1311
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,750
‎我向各位乡亲报告一下

1312
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,791
‎我绝对会倾听人民的声音

1313
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,208
‎替大家打造一个艺术的城市

1314
01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:26,625
‎文化的首都

1315
01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:29,916
‎拜托大家给我一次为大家服务的机会

1316
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,958
‎拜托！

1317
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:38,500
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1318
01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,958
‎让吴铭添

1319
01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:43,000
‎带大家走向更好的明天

1320
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:45,333
‎让明天更好

1321
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,833
‎铭添会更好！

1322
01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:51,875
‎-铭添会更好！
‎-铭添会更好！

1323
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:55,416
‎-铭添会更好！
‎-谢谢

1324
01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,708
‎来 我们请现场所有的朋友

1325
01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:00,666
‎回家之后一个人拉十票

1326
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,916
‎把吴铭添送进立法院 好不好？

1327
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,666
‎-谢谢！
‎-好！

1328
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:06,625
‎谢谢

1329
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,250
‎疼惜高委员

1330
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,875
‎-支持吴铭添
‎-支持吴铭添

1331
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,500
‎-疼惜高委员
‎-疼惜高委员

1332
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,208
‎-支持吴铭添
‎-支持吴铭添

1333
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,958
‎-疼惜高委员
‎-疼惜高委员

1334
01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:20,625
‎来 非常谢谢现场所有的亲朋好友

1335
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,833
‎在今天为我们的新人献上祝福

1336
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:28,416
‎现在让我们的新人回去换礼服

1337
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:33,208
‎待会再请他们跟各位好好敬酒

1338
01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,375
‎电风

1339
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:39,958
‎你怎么了？

1340
01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,875
‎添仔把你的婚礼

1341
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:45,666
‎弄得跟选举造势一样

1342
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,250
‎他妈的

1343
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,833
‎哪有差？

1344
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,958
‎大家都是好朋友

1345
01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:53,541
‎而且人这么多

1346
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,458
‎帮他们造势也是应该的

1347
01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:58,041
‎不然你怎么了？

1348
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:05,083
‎我也不知道

1349
01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:07,583
‎我今天要结婚了

1350
01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:10,083
‎而且还有个小孩

1351
01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:11,916
‎这样不好吗？

1352
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:14,708
‎操你妈

1353
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,333
‎我什么都没有

1354
01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:19,208
‎阿珍是一个很好的女孩

1355
01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,708
‎我不知道她看上我哪一点

1356
01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:25,666
‎我一直认为我是个孤单的人

1357
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,666
‎买一间房子

1358
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,416
‎小小一间

1359
01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,458
‎和我妈一起住

1360
01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:35,166
‎还有车位可以停

1361
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,375
‎这样就够了

1362
01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:40,750
‎我能给阿珍幸福吗？

1363
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:44,291
‎两个人认真在一起就会幸福啊

1364
01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:49,500
‎我一直认为人生很简单

1365
01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:53,208
‎好好读书

1366
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,791
‎找一份工作

1367
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,000
‎娶个喜欢的人当老婆

1368
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,458
‎你妈的

1369
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,500
‎我做任何事情都很认真

1370
01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:08,666
‎但任何事情都不如意

1371
01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:11,458
‎电风

1372
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,291
‎人生就是这样

1373
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,958
‎你不要想太多

1374
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,541
‎你老婆衣服换好了

1375
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:19,958
‎要出来敬酒了

1376
01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:27,041
‎大家都知道

1377
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:29,958
‎添仔都有一份摆盘精致的早餐

1378
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,500
‎大部分的时候

1379
01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:33,875
‎上面都有煎鲑鱼

1380
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:35,833
‎和一些好吃的配菜

1381
01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:38,666
‎但今天阿枝端上来的

1382
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:42,833
‎却是一盘让添仔心惊胆战的特别料理

1383
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:56,583
‎你干吗把你内裤放在盘子里啊？

1384
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,625
‎你有多久没脱我内裤？

1385
01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,708
‎我内裤长什么样子你不知道？

1386
01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:05,541
‎这么小件我可以穿吗？

1387
01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:09,541
‎那这是谁的？

1388
01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:12,833
‎我问你啊

1389
01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:18,208
‎我真的不知道啊

1390
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,958
‎吴铭添

1391
01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:25,916
‎为什么你的口袋里面
‎会有这一条内裤？

1392
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:29,625
‎我不知道

1393
01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:36,375
‎吴铭添 你这个王八蛋

1394
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,666
‎你这个王八蛋！

1395
01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,250
‎我跟你几年了？

1396
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,333
‎我跟你过了什么日子？

1397
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,958
‎我连一条内裤我都买路边摊的！

1398
01:20:50,791 --> 01:20:54,291
‎棉的！松紧带松掉我都舍不得换！

1399
01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:57,041
‎你这个没有良心的狗东西！

1400
01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,666
‎你知道我为了你

1401
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,250
‎我连小孩子都不敢生

1402
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:13,041
‎我还偷偷去拿过两次

1403
01:21:16,791 --> 01:21:18,291
‎都是为了你

1404
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:21,333
‎为了你那个没完没了的电影梦！

1405
01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,875
‎你这个不要脸的东西！

1406
01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,291
‎你闹够了没啊？

1407
01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:37,791
‎阿枝

1408
01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:41,000
‎我真的不知道这内裤是谁的

1409
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:43,666
‎你相信我

1410
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:46,625
‎我一定查出来是谁陷害我

1411
01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:58,916
‎事情爆发之后

1412
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,041
‎添仔就马上跑出门

1413
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,333
‎说要去找陷害他的凶手

1414
01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:05,458
‎但事实上

1415
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:07,041
‎这件内裤

1416
01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,541
‎就是上次添仔在办公室

1417
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,291
‎和瓦乐莉喝咖啡

1418
01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:13,333
‎所留下来的纪念品

1419
01:22:14,291 --> 01:22:15,958
‎从那天之后

1420
01:22:16,041 --> 01:22:18,291
‎添仔就把它放在口袋里

1421
01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:22,083
‎经常把手伸进去里面把玩

1422
01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:24,791
‎或是趁四下无人的时候

1423
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,458
‎拿出来闻

1424
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:31,250
‎选举那么忙还有空来喔？

1425
01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:33,083
‎朋友搬新家我不用来吗？

1426
01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:34,625
‎房子呢？

1427
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:36,500
‎这间

1428
01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:37,708
‎这间？

1429
01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:40,750
‎别怀疑 我已经问过了

1430
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,500
‎走

1431
01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,416
‎从…

1432
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,208
‎-后面
‎-后面

1433
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:17,458
‎干 闭结

1434
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,541
‎你疯了吗？

1435
01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,458
‎你真的要搬进来住吗？

1436
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,541
‎对啊

1437
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,875
‎这只狗会吠吗？

1438
01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:31,916
‎你是白痴喔？

1439
01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:37,125
‎进来坐

1440
01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:40,291
‎要…

1441
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,541
‎脱鞋子

1442
01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:55,500
‎白痴喔

1443
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,833
‎来

1444
01:23:58,916 --> 01:24:00,458
‎委员先爬

1445
01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,625
‎接一下饮料

1446
01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:31,791
‎你的

1447
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,416
‎闭结

1448
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,791
‎房子盖多久了？

1449
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,791
‎快…

1450
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,916
‎快半年了

1451
01:24:44,916 --> 01:24:46,541
‎里面很凉耶

1452
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:47,958
‎都不用开冷气

1453
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,375
‎是不是有别人住？

1454
01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:51,750
‎他妈的 不要乱讲

1455
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:54,833
‎可以抽烟吗？

1456
01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,083
‎可…

1457
01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,083
‎可以

1458
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:03,208
‎不过要…

1459
01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:04,125
‎小心

1460
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:05,250
‎好啦

1461
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,958
‎牌拿出来排一下

1462
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:21,958
‎这也是你做的？

1463
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,125
‎我…

1464
01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,375
‎我有那么闲吗？

1465
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,958
‎买的啦

1466
01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:36,083
‎闭结

1467
01:25:36,166 --> 01:25:39,083
‎你把枕头跟棉被放在这里做什么？

1468
01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:41,083
‎我…

1469
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,000
‎我有…

1470
01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:44,916
‎有时候

1471
01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:46,791
‎会在这里

1472
01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:49,833
‎睡午觉

1473
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:54,208
‎你今天真的是搬新家了耶

1474
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:17,500
‎空气很差喔

1475
01:26:18,041 --> 01:26:19,958
‎闭结 去开个窗户

1476
01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,291
‎还真的有喔？

1477
01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,500
‎干 还有风景

1478
01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,583
‎富…

1479
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:35,375
‎富…

1480
01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:37,916
‎富士山

1481
01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,000
‎干

1482
01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:41,166
‎厉害

1483
01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,125
‎我知道了

1484
01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:45,333
‎添仔

1485
01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:46,916
‎你剧本写不出来

1486
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,791
‎干脆就搬来这里住好了

1487
01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:58,500
‎剧…

1488
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,916
‎剧本

1489
01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:05,541
‎（剧本）

1490
01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,333
‎闭结 这你做的喔？

1491
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,208
‎要…

1492
01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:13,958
‎要送你的

1493
01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,041
‎里面有字吗？

1494
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:18,666
‎他妈的 烧一烧就有字了

1495
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,500
‎胡说八道喔

1496
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:34,166
‎那是什么？

1497
01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:36,208
‎是校花吗？

1498
01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:39,666
‎你…

1499
01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:41,125
‎你要…

1500
01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:44,291
‎要校花

1501
01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,833
‎我糊…

1502
01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:53,958
‎糊一个送你啦

1503
01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:56,375
‎糊你的头啦

1504
01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,000
‎你到底有没有去？

1505
01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,208
‎没有啦

1506
01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:03,375
‎你不去 我要去了喔

1507
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:05,375
‎我…

1508
01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:08,208
‎我也要…

1509
01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:09,875
‎要去

1510
01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:12,125
‎我也要去拜票喔

1511
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:16,833
‎干 你们真的敢去喔？

1512
01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:18,291
‎怎么不敢？

1513
01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:20,708
‎只是不愿意而已

1514
01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:22,666
‎校花是你的

1515
01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:29,416
‎不然这样

1516
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,250
‎你…

1517
01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:35,500
‎你去那个

1518
01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,958
‎七…

1519
01:28:39,041 --> 01:28:42,166
‎七千两百元

1520
01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:43,416
‎不用…

1521
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,583
‎-不用还了
‎-不用还了

1522
01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:48,708
‎总共八千元

1523
01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:51,000
‎还有他洗澡和住宿的钱

1524
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,333
‎好啦 出牌了

1525
01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,541
‎把握时机啦

1526
01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:57,625
‎勇敢一点

1527
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,416
‎-干
‎-又放 前面让你躲过

1528
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:02,916
‎-没关系 第二注 拜拜
‎-干

1529
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,541
‎-放枪
‎-你也放

1530
01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,541
‎-我…
‎-你也放

1531
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:07,666
‎等一下

1532
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,000
‎-等一下
‎-干

1533
01:29:10,916 --> 01:29:12,875
‎第一次不算啦

1534
01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,041
‎什么不算？

1535
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:16,041
‎搬新家算什么啦？

1536
01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:21,250
‎添仔 你怎么了？

1537
01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:23,416
‎选举不顺吗？

1538
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,208
‎还是回家被老婆念？

1539
01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:28,083
‎没有 没怎样

1540
01:29:28,166 --> 01:29:29,166
‎没有？

1541
01:29:29,250 --> 01:29:31,000
‎一副臭脸还说没有

1542
01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:34,125
‎四号

1543
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:37,250
‎立法委员候选人 吴铭添的宣传车

1544
01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,750
‎现在在此拜托各位乡亲

1545
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,541
‎各位善信大德

1546
01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:43,250
‎你们现在听到的

1547
01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:46,250
‎是我帮添仔录的宣传车广告

1548
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,916
‎闭结搬新家之后没几天

1549
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,375
‎他就要我去帮他录广告

1550
01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:53,791
‎不但没给我车马费

1551
01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:56,291
‎连文案都叫我自己想

1552
01:29:57,416 --> 01:30:00,583
‎我和他坐在墙上有马桶的办公室里

1553
01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:04,375
‎他问我还记不记得那张差尾数四号

1554
01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:06,625
‎就能中一千万元的发票

1555
01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:10,541
‎前阵子候选人抽号码的时候

1556
01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:12,708
‎竟然让他抽中四号

1557
01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:15,583
‎他说他人生走了这么久

1558
01:30:15,666 --> 01:30:18,791
‎老天爷总算跟他讲四号的意义了

1559
01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:25,583
‎奶奶

1560
01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:27,500
‎你怎么起来了？

1561
01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:29,250
‎我今天精神比较好

1562
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,333
‎我想说

1563
01:30:30,416 --> 01:30:32,833
‎起来煮个红豆汤给你们喝

1564
01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:34,791
‎我现在要赶去送货

1565
01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:36,250
‎煮好了你先吃

1566
01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,166
‎阿月会来吗？

1567
01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,791
‎她待会就到了

1568
01:30:43,875 --> 01:30:44,958
‎好

1569
01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:52,750
‎-奶奶 我先出门了
‎-好 小心一点

1570
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,458
‎谢谢 坐着就好

1571
01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:06,500
‎谢谢

1572
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,416
‎-来 我们找位置坐
‎-面纸都要发到喔

1573
01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:10,791
‎谢谢

1574
01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:11,916
‎谢谢

1575
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:15,250
‎先找位置坐

1576
01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,375
‎-谢谢
‎-找位置坐

1577
01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:18,958
‎-阿姨 你好
‎-添仔

1578
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:20,666
‎你好 谢谢

1579
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:21,958
‎你看

1580
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:24,458
‎相片和你本人一样很英俊耶

1581
01:31:24,541 --> 01:31:26,000
‎阿姨 你也很漂亮啊

1582
01:31:26,083 --> 01:31:28,416
‎-拜托支持我 好不好？
‎-你第一次选吧？

1583
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,791
‎谢谢

1584
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:31,125
‎欢迎高委员！

1585
01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,375
‎阿姨 委员来了

1586
01:31:35,666 --> 01:31:36,875
‎辛苦了

1587
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:38,583
‎辛苦了

1588
01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:40,166
‎阿姨

1589
01:31:40,791 --> 01:31:42,583
‎谢谢…

1590
01:31:43,291 --> 01:31:45,416
‎-大哥 拜托支持 拜托
‎-一定要支持

1591
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,083
‎-感谢 谢谢你
‎-拜托

1592
01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:55,625
‎夫人

1593
01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:57,083
‎请问有什么事？

1594
01:31:57,166 --> 01:31:58,875
‎这里是委员办公室

1595
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,000
‎你好

1596
01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:04,666
‎请问该怎么称呼你呢？

1597
01:32:05,208 --> 01:32:07,083
‎叫我瓦乐莉就可以了

1598
01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:10,333
‎瓦乐莉

1599
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:11,958
‎是法文

1600
01:32:12,041 --> 01:32:13,458
‎“瓦乐莉”

1601
01:32:13,541 --> 01:32:14,791
‎勇敢的意思

1602
01:32:17,958 --> 01:32:20,083
‎所以你很敢 对吧？

1603
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:22,875
‎你什么意思？

1604
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:32,166
‎夫人

1605
01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:33,541
‎你拿这干吗？

1606
01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:37,375
‎我帮你洗好了

1607
01:32:37,958 --> 01:32:40,791
‎夫人 你是不是有什么误会？

1608
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,125
‎把它收好

1609
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:46,708
‎不要再跑到我们铭添的口袋里了

1610
01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:48,583
‎你这话什么意思？

1611
01:32:49,875 --> 01:32:51,750
‎勇敢的瓦乐莉啊

1612
01:32:52,708 --> 01:32:54,333
‎很多事情

1613
01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:57,041
‎光靠勇气是行不通的

1614
01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:00,208
‎你有病吗？

1615
01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:03,208
‎拿一件丁字裤给我

1616
01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:06,416
‎然后在这边讲一堆乱七八糟的东西

1617
01:33:07,041 --> 01:33:09,791
‎乱七八糟的人是你

1618
01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:13,333
‎内裤这么小一件你都夹不住啊？

1619
01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:15,708
‎你讲话可以再难听一点

1620
01:33:17,041 --> 01:33:18,208
‎瓦小姐

1621
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,916
‎我对你已经很客气了

1622
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,208
‎我们铭添将来是要当导演的人

1623
01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:27,875
‎你搞清楚了

1624
01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:31,541
‎你跟其他人都是他的过客

1625
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:42,625
‎妈的 那个面店下次不能去

1626
01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,041
‎绝对有问题

1627
01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:47,291
‎怎么样？

1628
01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:49,541
‎我身上味道很重吗？

1629
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:51,500
‎还好

1630
01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:53,166
‎肚子有没有好一点？

1631
01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,458
‎没事 上完就好了

1632
01:33:55,541 --> 01:33:56,625
‎那就好

1633
01:33:57,791 --> 01:33:59,958
‎-那什么？借我擦一下手
‎-这没什么

1634
01:34:00,041 --> 01:34:01,291
‎这没什么

1635
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,291
‎-我擦一下手嘛
‎-不要

1636
01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:04,250
‎来

1637
01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:05,583
‎这不干净啦

1638
01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:07,208
‎-不干净
‎-我擦手

1639
01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:09,083
‎我拿新的面纸给你

1640
01:34:11,375 --> 01:34:12,958
‎新的面纸

1641
01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:18,166
‎今天是我们台中市东区

1642
01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,000
‎立委候选人吴铭添

1643
01:34:20,083 --> 01:34:21,625
‎竞选总部成立

1644
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,458
‎典礼开始

1645
01:34:23,541 --> 01:34:25,375
‎战鼓响起！

1646
01:34:37,125 --> 01:34:40,458
‎（吴铭添 台中市东区
‎立法委员候选人）

1647
01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:42,083
‎（明天会更好！）

1648
01:34:42,166 --> 01:34:44,958
‎（打造艺术城市 实现文化首都）

1649
01:35:38,208 --> 01:35:43,375
‎（倾听人民的声音 吴铭添）

1650
01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:03,583
‎吴铭添 当选！

1651
01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:06,291
‎明天会更好！

1652
01:36:06,375 --> 01:36:07,791
‎铭添会更好！

1653
01:36:07,875 --> 01:36:09,125
‎支持四号

1654
01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,500
‎吴铭添！

1655
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,458
‎添仔 加油！

1656
01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:13,958
‎添仔 加油！

1657
01:36:14,041 --> 01:36:15,333
‎吴铭添

1658
01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:16,458
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1659
01:36:16,541 --> 01:36:17,625
‎吴铭添

1660
01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:18,708
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1661
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:20,625
‎吴铭添

1662
01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:22,666
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1663
01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:25,208
‎明天会更好！

1664
01:36:25,291 --> 01:36:27,375
‎-铭添会更好
‎-铭添会更好

1665
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,916
‎-明天会更好
‎-明天会更好

1666
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,083
‎添仔

1667
01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:32,875
‎添仔 一定要加油

1668
01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:35,291
‎阿枝 你一定要加油

1669
01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:36,333
‎加油

1670
01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:37,416
‎吴铭添

1671
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:38,541
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1672
01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,750
‎吴铭添

1673
01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:40,791
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1674
01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:42,708
‎吴铭添

1675
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,916
‎-当选！
‎-当选！

1676
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,416
‎去吧 添仔！

1677
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,458
‎-靠你了
‎-加油

1678
01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:50,166
‎加油

1679
01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,833
‎台湾要加油 靠你们了

1680
01:36:52,916 --> 01:36:55,500
‎台湾要加油

1681
01:36:55,583 --> 01:36:56,708
‎添仔

1682
01:36:56,791 --> 01:36:58,500
‎一定要当选就对了

1683
01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:00,958
‎-当选
‎-一定要当选就对了

1684
01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:05,166
‎-一定要当选 加油
‎-闭结在奶奶起来煮红豆汤时

1685
01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:07,333
‎发现他的结巴突然好了

1686
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,791
‎对闭结来讲

1687
01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,291
‎一来他很开心自己的结巴好了

1688
01:37:12,958 --> 01:37:14,125
‎但相对地

1689
01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:17,208
‎他也担心起奶奶精神突然变好

1690
01:37:17,291 --> 01:37:19,958
‎是不是人家所说的回光返照

1691
01:37:20,958 --> 01:37:22,875
‎在这不知道该开心

1692
01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:25,166
‎还是忧郁的时刻

1693
01:37:25,250 --> 01:37:26,791
‎除了赶去送货

1694
01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:28,625
‎他想到的

1695
01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:31,500
‎就是想要把第一次不结巴的声音

1696
01:37:31,583 --> 01:37:33,291
‎送给他的朋友

1697
01:37:33,375 --> 01:37:34,541
‎替他加油

1698
01:37:37,625 --> 01:37:39,833
‎你们公司赔这价钱是想笑死人吗？

1699
01:37:39,916 --> 01:37:40,916
‎才三百万元

1700
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,041
‎我光是工厂那些货
‎就损失超过一千万元

1701
01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:44,375
‎那间工厂还不算

1702
01:37:44,875 --> 01:37:46,708
‎这是我们公证人算出来的

1703
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:48,791
‎价钱我们不会乱开

1704
01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:51,166
‎经理 你是哑巴吗？

1705
01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:52,416
‎都不讲话

1706
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:54,208
‎要我请你们总经理出来吗？

1707
01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:55,791
‎没有啦 这位大哥

1708
01:37:55,875 --> 01:37:58,208
‎你别这么生气啦 有话大家好好讲

1709
01:37:58,291 --> 01:38:00,041
‎就是好好讲你们都不听

1710
01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,375
‎我今天才会带这些人来

1711
01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:02,875
‎你知道吗？

1712
01:38:02,958 --> 01:38:05,708
‎好多个家庭都靠我这间工厂过活

1713
01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:08,125
‎你没有赔足够的钱
‎是要我们饿死在路边吗？

1714
01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:09,583
‎你那间工厂早就没在营运了

1715
01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:10,750
‎你现在是在乱说什么？

1716
01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:11,791
‎你顶什么嘴？

1717
01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,958
‎没有啦 他比较不会讲话

1718
01:38:14,041 --> 01:38:15,791
‎-他没那个意思
‎-叫你们公司赔

1719
01:38:15,875 --> 01:38:17,958
‎又不是要你们自己掏钱
‎到底在斤斤计较什么？

1720
01:38:18,041 --> 01:38:19,083
‎话不是这么说

1721
01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:21,291
‎-那不然怎么说？你想要怎么说？
‎-你够了喔

1722
01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:23,375
‎你这么挺公司 公司会感谢你吗？

1723
01:38:23,458 --> 01:38:24,958
‎-会发奖金给你吗？
‎-大哥

1724
01:38:25,041 --> 01:38:26,208
‎-我跟你说 保险公司
‎-别太生气

1725
01:38:26,291 --> 01:38:27,791
‎现在都有和警方连线

1726
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:29,916
‎你们这种人我遇多了

1727
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,083
‎不要再用这招

1728
01:38:31,166 --> 01:38:32,666
‎-没效了
‎-你够了喔

1729
01:38:32,750 --> 01:38:33,708
‎现在是怎样？

1730
01:38:33,791 --> 01:38:35,916
‎这家伙说这种话
‎意思是我们来骗钱吗？

1731
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,083
‎-没有啦
‎-好啊 干你五姨

1732
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:40,083
‎你就不要让我在路上遇到

1733
01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,833
‎-没有…
‎-连我阿姨你也要干？

1734
01:38:43,166 --> 01:38:45,125
‎-好了啦 去办公室等我
‎-操你妈 你现在在说什么？

1735
01:38:45,208 --> 01:38:46,458
‎连我妈你也要操？

1736
01:38:46,541 --> 01:38:48,083
‎去办公室等我 快去

1737
01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:50,125
‎去啦

1738
01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:53,208
‎大哥 你别生气 他比较不会讲话

1739
01:38:53,291 --> 01:38:54,625
‎他说话比较直

1740
01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:56,791
‎没关系 你有什么需要 我来跟你处理

1741
01:38:57,833 --> 01:39:02,291
‎（经理 梅益源）

1742
01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,375
‎电风 你坐

1743
01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,250
‎你都几岁了

1744
01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,625
‎火气不要这么大

1745
01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:15,041
‎对方还是黑道

1746
01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:17,666
‎他人都跑来了

1747
01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:20,083
‎你都没有帮我们说话

1748
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:27,333
‎你知道把事情做对跟做好
‎有什么差别吗？

1749
01:39:27,958 --> 01:39:29,125
‎差在哪里？

1750
01:39:30,666 --> 01:39:33,166
‎差别就是一个可以升课长
‎一个不能升课长

1751
01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:36,625
‎你讲的应该是一个会拍马屁
‎一个不会拍马屁吧？

1752
01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:40,791
‎电风

1753
01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:43,708
‎每个同事都知道你很有能力

1754
01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,541
‎而且可以把事情做得很好

1755
01:39:47,458 --> 01:39:50,000
‎但有时候你的能力好到会让同事难堪

1756
01:39:50,666 --> 01:39:52,625
‎甚至会让我们这些高层

1757
01:39:52,708 --> 01:39:54,708
‎感觉这间公司没有你不行

1758
01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:00,291
‎五角

1759
01:40:00,833 --> 01:40:01,916
‎我知道你的意思了

1760
01:40:05,041 --> 01:40:06,125
‎你叫我什么？

1761
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:09,000
‎你用这种态度跟我说话啊？

1762
01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:12,416
‎同学

1763
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:16,666
‎你知道高中的时候
‎大家为什么都叫你五角吗？

1764
01:40:18,541 --> 01:40:20,583
‎因为你的名字叫梅益源

1765
01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:23,000
‎连一元都没有

1766
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,958
‎平常我尊重你是经理

1767
01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:31,000
‎私底下 我没让公司的人
‎知道你叫五角

1768
01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:34,291
‎也没人知道我是你同学

1769
01:40:38,791 --> 01:40:40,875
‎你交办的事情我有没有做到？

1770
01:40:42,958 --> 01:40:44,041
‎每次调薪时

1771
01:40:44,125 --> 01:40:46,291
‎你都跟我说要共体时艰

1772
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,708
‎结果自己又偷偷去换车

1773
01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:52,708
‎老子有说过半句话吗？

1774
01:42:13,250 --> 01:42:14,708
‎我事后问电风

1775
01:42:14,791 --> 01:42:16,333
‎为什么要跳下去

1776
01:42:16,958 --> 01:42:19,291
‎他只有懒洋洋地回答

1777
01:42:19,375 --> 01:42:20,625
‎“就想要跳”

1778
01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:23,375
‎科学家说宇宙的起源

1779
01:42:23,458 --> 01:42:25,125
‎是来自一场大爆炸

1780
01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,250
‎它产生了时间与空间

1781
01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:30,625
‎但大爆炸之前

1782
01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:33,833
‎可能就只是一片混沌

1783
01:42:34,958 --> 01:42:37,125
‎我想人生也是一样

1784
01:42:37,208 --> 01:42:38,875
‎我们花很多时间

1785
01:42:38,958 --> 01:42:40,625
‎找寻人生的答案

1786
01:42:41,208 --> 01:42:42,333
‎但说不定

1787
01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:45,333
‎答案的本身就是一片混沌

1788
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,000
‎谁啊？

1789
01:44:54,416 --> 01:44:55,833
‎又有资料要补签啊？

1790
01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,416
‎我今天只是想要来找你而已

1791
01:45:13,708 --> 01:45:15,500
‎我前几天还想到你

1792
01:45:16,208 --> 01:45:17,375
‎想到我什么？

1793
01:45:21,208 --> 01:45:23,625
‎我也不知道 反正我就是想到你

1794
01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:24,916
‎我觉得

1795
01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:27,708
‎你跟我认识的男人都不太一样

1796
01:45:28,541 --> 01:45:29,875
‎哪里不一样？

1797
01:45:31,583 --> 01:45:33,000
‎就是…

1798
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,583
‎让我有种很熟悉的感觉

1799
01:45:35,666 --> 01:45:37,333
‎好像我们认识很久了

1800
01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:43,416
‎你在这里等我一下

1801
01:45:43,500 --> 01:45:44,666
‎我去准备一下

1802
01:45:47,583 --> 01:45:48,666
‎麦娜丝

1803
01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,208
‎那是我很久以前的名字

1804
01:46:11,041 --> 01:46:12,375
‎你不叫我都忘了

1805
01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:16,333
‎你到底是谁？

1806
01:46:18,958 --> 01:46:20,458
‎我叫林冠陶

1807
01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:22,125
‎我喜欢你很久了

1808
01:46:24,291 --> 01:46:25,708
‎从什么时候开始？

1809
01:46:27,375 --> 01:46:29,208
‎从我第一次看到你的时候

1810
01:46:32,750 --> 01:46:34,458
‎第一次是什么时候？

1811
01:46:40,750 --> 01:46:42,500
‎所以你上一次

1812
01:46:44,833 --> 01:46:46,708
‎不是来找我补签资料

1813
01:46:48,333 --> 01:46:49,916
‎我只是想来看你而已

1814
01:46:57,125 --> 01:46:58,500
‎那今天呢？

1815
01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:03,333
‎今天你是来看我

1816
01:47:08,083 --> 01:47:09,666
‎还是来消费的？

1817
01:47:50,291 --> 01:47:51,708
‎你在这里坐一下

1818
01:47:52,583 --> 01:47:53,875
‎我去准备一下

1819
01:49:37,333 --> 01:49:39,750
‎对大多数的男性来讲

1820
01:49:39,833 --> 01:49:41,166
‎年少时

1821
01:49:41,250 --> 01:49:44,375
‎心里都会有一位女神

1822
01:49:45,333 --> 01:49:47,708
‎但随着年纪的增长

1823
01:49:48,291 --> 01:49:49,333
‎女神

1824
01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:51,625
‎渐渐会消失在心中

1825
01:49:52,791 --> 01:49:55,333
‎但有的人的思念并不会消失

1826
01:49:55,958 --> 01:49:56,916
‎最后

1827
01:49:57,000 --> 01:49:59,833
‎就是将她们请到神桌上面侍奉

1828
01:50:00,875 --> 01:50:02,958
‎偶尔想起来的时候

1829
01:50:03,041 --> 01:50:05,250
‎从脑海里拿出来膜拜

1830
01:50:06,583 --> 01:50:08,250
‎对罐头来讲

1831
01:50:08,333 --> 01:50:10,958
‎校花早就和他家的祖先摆在一起

1832
01:50:11,583 --> 01:50:14,666
‎实在不应该将她从神桌上面请下来

1833
01:50:15,750 --> 01:50:16,833
‎毕竟

1834
01:50:16,916 --> 01:50:18,666
‎仙女下凡

1835
01:50:18,750 --> 01:50:20,708
‎一切都会打回原形

1836
01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,958
‎失去了距离

1837
01:50:23,458 --> 01:50:25,666
‎也失去了幻想的美妙

1838
01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:36,791
‎先生 请问加什么油？

1839
01:50:37,458 --> 01:50:38,833
‎95加满

1840
01:50:45,708 --> 01:50:46,958
‎抓到了

1841
01:50:47,041 --> 01:50:48,666
‎-没你的事 走开
‎-闪开！

1842
01:50:50,291 --> 01:50:51,750
‎我操你妈逼

1843
01:50:52,583 --> 01:50:53,541
‎下来！

1844
01:50:55,125 --> 01:50:57,416
‎-干 下来！
‎-下来！

1845
01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:03,000
‎干！

1846
01:51:03,625 --> 01:51:05,041
‎我操你妈逼

1847
01:51:05,833 --> 01:51:06,958
‎-操你妈
‎-操你妈

1848
01:51:07,041 --> 01:51:08,166
‎打什么？

1849
01:51:37,041 --> 01:51:42,333
‎（松美纸糊店）

1850
01:51:42,416 --> 01:51:44,333
‎警方事后逮到嫌犯

1851
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:47,125
‎才知道对方是要报仇

1852
01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:48,625
‎但是认错人

1853
01:51:49,666 --> 01:51:52,375
‎和许多荒谬的社会新闻一样

1854
01:51:52,916 --> 01:51:56,250
‎闭结就这么不明不白地离开人世

1855
01:51:57,541 --> 01:52:00,333
‎闭结原本以为奶奶精神变好

1856
01:52:00,416 --> 01:52:01,916
‎起床煮红豆汤

1857
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:03,708
‎是回光返照

1858
01:52:03,791 --> 01:52:05,416
‎让他心神不宁

1859
01:52:06,375 --> 01:52:08,333
‎但他现在才了解

1860
01:52:08,416 --> 01:52:09,958
‎他不会结巴

1861
01:52:10,500 --> 01:52:12,416
‎是他的回光返照

1862
01:52:13,708 --> 01:52:16,541
‎他开始担心奶奶以后由谁来照顾

1863
01:52:17,375 --> 01:52:20,208
‎不知道奶奶有没有把红豆汤先冰起来

1864
01:52:21,375 --> 01:52:24,708
‎闭结是个永远只会为别人着想

1865
01:52:24,791 --> 01:52:26,875
‎却很少为自己想的人

1866
01:52:27,916 --> 01:52:30,708
‎他应该和很多台湾百姓一样

1867
01:52:31,375 --> 01:52:33,125
‎憨直、重感情

1868
01:52:33,208 --> 01:52:36,708
‎体贴却换来上天对他的无情

1869
01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:40,583
‎他透过他的双眼看到另外一个世界

1870
01:52:41,166 --> 01:52:42,166
‎用他的双手

1871
01:52:42,250 --> 01:52:44,916
‎帮助别人完成最后的愿望

1872
01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:47,125
‎但他自己的愿望呢？

1873
01:52:55,250 --> 01:52:57,958
‎吴铭添热情活泼肯打拼

1874
01:52:58,041 --> 01:53:00,458
‎学识丰富好差遣

1875
01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:02,375
‎吴铭添虽然是新人

1876
01:53:02,458 --> 01:53:05,458
‎但是绝对会用心听各位乡亲的心声

1877
01:53:05,958 --> 01:53:09,583
‎乡亲的需要就是吴铭添打拼的方向

1878
01:53:09,666 --> 01:53:11,250
‎拜托各位乡亲

1879
01:53:11,333 --> 01:53:13,208
‎集中我们手中的选票

1880
01:53:13,291 --> 01:53:15,833
‎全力支持四号吴铭添

1881
01:53:15,916 --> 01:53:17,500
‎拜托

1882
01:53:17,583 --> 01:53:19,125
‎感谢

1883
01:53:19,666 --> 01:53:21,291
‎四号

1884
01:53:21,375 --> 01:53:24,458
‎立法委员候选人 吴铭添的宣传车

1885
01:53:45,333 --> 01:53:47,958
‎恭请立法委员参选人

1886
01:53:48,041 --> 01:53:50,041
‎吴铭添先生就位

1887
01:53:50,625 --> 01:53:52,083
‎请鞠躬

1888
01:53:52,166 --> 01:53:53,583
‎来 前进两步

1889
01:53:54,333 --> 01:53:55,666
‎请三捻香

1890
01:54:04,833 --> 01:54:07,166
‎请向遗像行最敬礼

1891
01:54:07,250 --> 01:54:08,500
‎一鞠躬

1892
01:54:09,541 --> 01:54:10,666
‎礼成

1893
01:54:10,750 --> 01:54:13,000
‎家属请答礼

1894
01:54:19,583 --> 01:54:22,708
‎-再一次感谢立法委员参选人
‎-姐

1895
01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:24,166
‎吴铭添先生

1896
01:54:24,250 --> 01:54:26,250
‎今天莅临公祭

1897
01:54:26,333 --> 01:54:27,333
‎感谢

1898
01:54:28,541 --> 01:54:30,791
‎-拜托 支持四号
‎-支持四号 拜托

1899
01:54:30,875 --> 01:54:33,500
‎-你好 请多支持
‎-请多支持

1900
01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:36,416
‎-拜托 谢谢
‎-支持四号 拜托

1901
01:54:36,500 --> 01:54:39,333
‎-拜托
‎-请支持四号

1902
01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:44,083
‎拜托 支持四号

1903
01:54:44,166 --> 01:54:45,875
‎拜托 请多支持

1904
01:54:45,958 --> 01:54:46,958
‎谢谢你

1905
01:54:47,833 --> 01:54:48,750
‎来 拜托

1906
01:54:48,833 --> 01:54:51,375
‎-拜托
‎-拜托

1907
01:54:53,416 --> 01:54:55,375
‎-拜托
‎-拜托

1908
01:54:56,833 --> 01:54:58,000
‎你在急什么？

1909
01:54:58,958 --> 01:54:59,958
‎开始了吗？

1910
01:55:00,041 --> 01:55:01,500
‎拜托

1911
01:55:03,416 --> 01:55:04,625
‎我后面还有行程

1912
01:55:04,708 --> 01:55:05,541
‎什么行程？

1913
01:55:06,708 --> 01:55:08,333
‎是看人多来握手的吗？

1914
01:55:09,041 --> 01:55:10,250
‎还是来上香？

1915
01:55:10,791 --> 01:55:12,875
‎操你妈 选举了不起喔？

1916
01:55:13,875 --> 01:55:15,833
‎我来看同学怎么了吗？

1917
01:55:15,916 --> 01:55:17,250
‎看同学？

1918
01:55:17,333 --> 01:55:18,708
‎这你同学吗？

1919
01:55:18,791 --> 01:55:19,750
‎去看啊

1920
01:55:20,291 --> 01:55:22,500
‎-做什么？
‎-看同学？

1921
01:55:23,041 --> 01:55:24,958
‎闭结出事情你有关心过吗？

1922
01:55:25,041 --> 01:55:27,500
‎-我在忙啊
‎-有多忙？

1923
01:55:28,125 --> 01:55:29,833
‎你忙 我们就不忙吗？

1924
01:55:31,333 --> 01:55:33,375
‎你们那种工作会有多忙？

1925
01:55:33,458 --> 01:55:35,041
‎干 你在说什么？

1926
01:55:35,125 --> 01:55:36,416
‎干什么？

1927
01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:37,750
‎-你在说什么？
‎-不要拉我

1928
01:55:37,833 --> 01:55:38,958
‎你干吗？

1929
01:55:39,625 --> 01:55:40,625
‎-你再说一次
‎-怎样？

1930
01:55:40,708 --> 01:55:42,083
‎-你再说一次
‎-是怎样啊？

1931
01:55:42,166 --> 01:55:43,500
‎现在是怎么样？

1932
01:55:43,583 --> 01:55:44,708
‎有话好好说

1933
01:55:44,791 --> 01:55:46,208
‎选举了不起吗？

1934
01:55:48,250 --> 01:55:50,333
‎看同学啊 去看

1935
01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:52,583
‎-我已经来看了 你到底…
‎-赶快去看啊

1936
01:55:52,666 --> 01:55:53,958
‎别这样

1937
01:55:54,541 --> 01:55:56,208
‎为什么要弄得这么难看？

1938
01:55:56,291 --> 01:55:57,708
‎-这是你的问题还是我们的？
‎-别这样

1939
01:55:57,791 --> 01:55:59,000
‎我操你妈逼！

1940
01:55:59,083 --> 01:56:00,416
‎-你是多厉害？
‎-干

1941
01:56:02,291 --> 01:56:03,791
‎-别打了
‎-操你妈

1942
01:56:05,166 --> 01:56:06,958
‎-闪开
‎-这部电影

1943
01:56:07,041 --> 01:56:08,375
‎应该是全世界

1944
01:56:08,458 --> 01:56:11,541
‎第一部有导演跑进画面里打人的

1945
01:56:12,416 --> 01:56:15,291
‎有时拍电影会拍到令人受不了

1946
01:56:15,375 --> 01:56:17,333
‎都分不清楚是电影

1947
01:56:17,416 --> 01:56:19,166
‎还是现实人生

1948
01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:22,750
‎你可能会说这部电影太荒谬了

1949
01:56:23,583 --> 01:56:25,625
‎但对很多人来说

1950
01:56:25,708 --> 01:56:28,583
‎人生本来就是一派胡言

1951
01:56:28,666 --> 01:56:29,750
‎板来啦

1952
01:56:29,833 --> 01:56:31,708
‎（《同学麦娜丝》）

1953
01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:38,666
‎（谨以此片纪念我的同学 赖俊杰）

1954
01:56:44,083 --> 01:56:48,291
‎各位在座的成功人士

1955
01:56:49,541 --> 01:56:50,666
‎接下来

1956
01:56:50,750 --> 01:56:52,208
‎小弟

1957
01:56:53,041 --> 01:56:55,125
‎要来为大家唱一首歌

1958
01:56:56,791 --> 01:56:59,291
‎安慰大家心中的郁闷

1959
01:57:00,250 --> 01:57:03,583
‎排除身体内的毒素

1960
01:57:04,333 --> 01:57:05,666
‎从今以后

1961
01:57:06,291 --> 01:57:07,500
‎我们的家庭

1962
01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:09,041
‎幸福美满

1963
01:57:09,833 --> 01:57:12,000
‎阖家平安 赚大钱

1964
01:58:27,083 --> 01:58:28,791
‎各位观众朋友

1965
01:58:28,875 --> 01:58:30,458
‎我们现在所看到的

1966
01:58:30,541 --> 01:58:33,083
‎是典型的台湾房地产广告

1967
01:58:33,833 --> 01:58:35,291
‎这一类的广告

1968
01:58:35,375 --> 01:58:38,625
‎通常传达出成功人士的生活模样

1969
01:58:39,416 --> 01:58:41,625
‎每坪只要两百万元

1970
01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:42,958
‎住进来

1971
01:58:43,041 --> 01:58:44,916
‎不但人生成功

1972
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:48,500
‎连房子都可以成为传家之宝

1973
01:58:49,416 --> 01:58:51,375
‎再过个几百年

1974
01:58:51,458 --> 01:58:53,958
‎也会有机会被联合国指定为

1975
01:58:54,041 --> 01:58:55,666
‎世界文化遗产

1976
01:58:56,958 --> 01:58:58,458
‎年轻时的我们

1977
01:58:58,541 --> 01:59:00,375
‎时常说到未来

1978
01:59:01,166 --> 01:59:03,125
‎以为总有一天

1979
01:59:03,208 --> 01:59:04,666
‎会衣锦还乡

1980
01:59:05,250 --> 01:59:06,708
‎开著名车

1981
01:59:06,791 --> 01:59:08,250
‎娶一个娇妻

1982
01:59:08,333 --> 01:59:09,916
‎住在豪宅里

1983
01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:12,875
‎我们总是相信自己

1984
01:59:12,958 --> 01:59:15,000
‎身上有一双翅膀

1985
01:59:15,083 --> 01:59:16,458
‎只要肯努力

1986
01:59:17,041 --> 01:59:19,291
‎一定可以展翅高飞

1987
01:59:20,416 --> 01:59:22,208
‎但过了40岁

1988
01:59:22,291 --> 01:59:24,333
‎慢慢可以理解

1989
01:59:24,833 --> 01:59:27,666
‎原来我们其实只是一只鸡

1990
01:59:34,583 --> 01:59:37,375
‎最后小弟在这里占用一点时间

1991
01:59:37,875 --> 01:59:40,125
‎要慎重地向各位介绍

1992
01:59:40,208 --> 01:59:42,208
‎视频最后唱歌的那位

1993
01:59:42,833 --> 01:59:44,250
‎戴着墨镜

1994
01:59:44,333 --> 01:59:45,583
‎背着吉他

1995
01:59:46,291 --> 01:59:48,333
‎他就是台湾的传奇乐团

1996
01:59:48,916 --> 01:59:51,166
‎浊水溪公社的主唱柯董

1997
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:54,000
‎这次虽然没有重金礼聘

1998
01:59:54,708 --> 01:59:56,375
‎但我们用诚意

1999
01:59:56,458 --> 01:59:59,041
‎邀请他来替这部电影做配乐

2000
02:00:00,333 --> 02:00:03,083
‎你可能不认识浊水溪和柯董

2001
02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:07,291
‎但他们的音乐却深深影响着台湾

2002
02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:10,541
‎尤其是最后这首《卡通手枪》

2003
02:00:11,291 --> 02:00:13,958
‎更加是我们这种超过40岁

2004
02:00:14,041 --> 02:00:16,250
‎不上不下的男人

2005
02:00:16,750 --> 02:00:20,250
‎在深夜里面对自己的心声

2006
02:02:23,083 --> 02:02:28,583
‎（再会）

2007
02:02:28,666 --> 02:02:33,666
‎字幕翻译：林秉璇