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[RUG SPEAKING]

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My goal was actually
100 subscribers.

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And eight years later,
we have over
16 million subscribers.

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I seriously wouldn't trade this for anything in the world.

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Today, I'm moving out
of my house
and I'm no longer living

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with my parents
after 23 years.

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Okay, guys, the moving truck
is right behind me.

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I think it's time.

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I'm really proud of you.

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-Thank you.
-Thank you for making me
a proud mama.

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I love you guys to death.

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All right,
come on, guys.

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Saying bye
to my mom and dad,

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not ever living with them again,
that hits different for real.

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But it's time [SIGHS]
to go to the new house.

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-NOAH: Oh.
-The moving company's
bringing all my stuff.

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And I'm... I'm really excited.
This's going to be
my first day at the new house.

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All right, guys,
first night in the new house

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and you already know
I have to vlog it for you all.

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I love you guys so much.
And this house would not have
been possible without you.

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You guys did this for me,
and I can't be
any more thankful.

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I just want to give you guys
a quick little nighttime tour.

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You know, living alone
might be weird
and different at first.

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So, um, I'm gonna need
all your guys' support and...

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That's so weird.

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[CHUCKLES]

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[WHISPERS] I don't remember
seeing that.

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Weird.

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[GASPS] Oh, Jesus.

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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.

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I already have to get
a locksmith out here.

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That's the responsibility
of owning a new house.
Are you...

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-That sucks.
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.

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What the...

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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What is it
with all these balloons?

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RUG: I don't know.
The first time
was kind of bizarre.

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Like, my front door
was open, I saw a balloon
in the driveway.

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It's just not what
I expected the first night
to be, you know.

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It's just...
It, it seems unusual.

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I don't know. I don't know.
I'm just...

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Maybe I'm just tripping out,
but I just...

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I just...
I'm overthinking.

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Okay, so do you, like, want me
to come over or something?

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I think it's because
you're just getting used
to the new place.

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Just make sure Mama Rug's
cooking is ready for me
when I get there.

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Okay. Sure. Yeah.
Come over. Why not?

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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That must be them.

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NOAH: Did they at least
bring food, though?

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I mean, I hope
that's why they're here.
[CHUCKLES]

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-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.
-Hey!

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-Surprise. Hi.
-Mom and Dad.

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-How are you? Miss you.
-I'm good.

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-Noah! How you doing?
-NOAH: Hey!

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What's going on
with that?

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-We got you a flag.
-A flag.

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This is gonna look good
on the top of the roof.

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-NOAH: You're gonna put it up?
-You're gonna go on the roof?

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-Yeah.
-NOAH: I don't know
if that's a good idea.

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Brian.

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This is Bob the Builder.

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-Ron the Builder.
-Yeah, that's true.

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No, that's true.
My dad can do anything.

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-I miss you. My God.
-All right, let's go.

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-NOAH: Back together.
-Dude, literally.
We just need Brandon.

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I think we have a ladder
in the backyard somewhere.

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All right, so I'm gonna
go put it up.

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-I'll see you guys.
-All right, Dad,
good luck.

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-NOAH: Be careful, please.
-Noah, I got it.

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You want some coffee
or anything?

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-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

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Coffee?

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Why you have
a bar like this?

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-Oh! Whoa!
-[NOAH LAUGHS]

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Excuse me.
Let's hit the bar.

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Wait, what happened
when I moved out...

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Oh, so many things.

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We miss you and everything,
but a lot of things
are more quiet now.

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Now my friends
are coming over.

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Nobody interrupt your videos,
your crazy videos.

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Did I prevent you from that?

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-No, you didn't, but you know...
-Okay, go have a seat.

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Mama doesn't drink,
but because we're here

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and the vibe at the bar
make you drink.

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-It's nice, right?
-[DOORBELL RINGS]

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-NOAH: Oh. Is that...
Anthony's here.
-Okay.

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ANTHONY: Hey-yo, Brian,I'm outside, bro. Open the door.

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RUG: Yeah, coming, relax.

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-Oh, bro,
please, please, please.
-NOAH: What?

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Look at this.

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-Ready? Give me
a countdown.
-NOAH: Yeah.

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-Three, two... Okay.
-Six.

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-NOAH: Whoa!
You did this?
-No.

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-Mama Rug did. For Brian.
-Ah. That's so cute.

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She calls him
"baby boy."

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Look at this.
Mashed potatoes,
green beans.

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How did you find
Marie again?

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Why are you asking?
Someone recommend her

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to me and they said
she's really good,

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and I can see
she's doing a great job.

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Wait. But, like,
you didn't even,
like, tell me about her.

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-You didn't interview her
or anything...
-I never met her.

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She's just weird.

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NOAH: She's not weird.
She's heavenly.

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Okay, well, why are you
still here? And why
are you still filming?

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Because I want to hear
more about Marie.

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Okay, well, you don't
even have to film this

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-because, like,
we're just having a...
-[PAPA RUG SCREAMS]

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-[PAPA RUG THUDS]
-Dad!

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-Wait! Dad!
-MAMA RUG: Oh, my God!

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MAMA RUG: Is that Dad?
RUG: Dad!

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MAMA RUG: Oh, my God!

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-[NOAH LAUGHING]
-Papa Rug on the floor!
No way!

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-Are you serious?
-MAMA RUG: Oh, my God!

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-Oh, my...
-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

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Dad! No!
That's not funny.

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That's not funny.
That's why you guys
came here?

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-Or did you actually
want to see me?
-Payback.

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-Payback-ack-ack-ack.
-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. [LAUGHS]

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That's my parents
for you guys.

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What's going on, guys?
Faze Rug here.

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Welcome back
to my YouTube channel.

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-I'm here with my cousin.
-ShermanTheVerman.

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And then we got Noah,
the cameraman.

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-NOAH: Yes, sir.
-What up?

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Today we're gonna be
having some fun.

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We're going to be trying to makethe world's biggest
batch of popcorn

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without trying to burn down
the house.

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All right, we're going
to make the popcorn,
but we need

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this to time how long
we put it in the oven?

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-Is that how you make popcorn?
-NOAH: [LAUGHS] I don't know.

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If we can guess
how long this hourglass is.

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-The closest...
-You get 10K.

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No. The closest person
to get it wins $10,000.

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-NOAH: Oh!
-No way!

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Three, two, five.

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RUG: Whoa! Anthony!
[LAUGHS]

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What the...

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-NOAH: All right.
-Let's grab the timer.

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-Forty-five minutes.
And what did you say?
-An hour and a half.

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Hour and a half. Okay, so...
Here we go.

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Don't see why
it would be an hour.

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Wait. Should we
just sit there?

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-It is a lot of sand.
-Do we just watch?

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This is not an hour,
just saying.

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This is not 45 minutes, so...

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-I honestly hate popcorn.
-What?

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-Everyone likes popcorn.
-It gets stuck in my teeth.

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Yeah, I know. We could...

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Obviously, we can see it.
You didn't have to mention it.

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But it's gonna go
on the video anyway.

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[LOUD WHIRRING]

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ALL: Whoa!

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-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-ANTHONY: Oh, my God!

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-[ALL COUGHING]
-Get the fire extinguisher.

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-Check that fire alarm.
-NOAH: Dude, hold on.

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Put the camera down.
Did the stove blow up?

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Oh, my... Dude,
the popcorn's all black.

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Guys. Oh, my gosh.

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I was just trying to play
some Call of Duty,

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you know, make a video
for you guys and

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the power went out. Yep.

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I got to do some big boy stuff
and find the power fuse.

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Okay, where is it?

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[WHISPERING] Dude,
look at how creepy it is here.

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-I think when I was buying
this home, the guy said...
-[THUDS]

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[WHISPERING] I think the guy
said that the power fuse

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is in the pantry, so...

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[FUSE SNAPS]

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Ah, there we go.

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All right. Time to go play
some Call of Dutyagain.

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-[THUDS]
-Wait.

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[WHISPERING] Wait.

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Where's that coming from?

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Is that the laundry room?

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[RATTLING]

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How late does
Marie work?

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[CHIMES]

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[SCREECHES]

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Oh, my God.

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Another balloon?

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What is it
with this neighborhood?

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[WHISPERING]
Tell me I'm not crazy.

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Do you guys see that?

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You guys remember
seeing any balloons out there?

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NOAH: Where, outside?
RUG: Yeah, during
the house warming or...

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-ANTHONY: N-no.
-I saw one tied to my chair.

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From a birthday party? Like,
from one of your neighbors?

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No, it was tied to the chair.
It didn't just float in.

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I saw one, like,
outside the front door,
around the pool.

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I keep hearing noises
at night. It's...

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Bro, it's a new house.
It's going to make noises.

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-I don't feel settled.
-The wood is gonna creak.

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There's something off about it.
I-I don't, I don't feel at home.

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NOAH: Yeah, because you...
you just moved in.

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It feels unsettling.

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Dude, trust me.

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-I have something to take
your mind off of everything.
-What is it?

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Let me just make some
measurements real quick.

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-What?
-Do you know how many,
uh, inches wide this is?

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-No, I don't know
how many inches wide...
-Centimeters?

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-No. What do you want to do?
-Millimeters?

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-Fluid ounces?
-As long as it's not
gonna get me in trouble,

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that's all I care about.
Is gonna get me in trouble?

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ANTHONY: No, it's not.

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I don't trust this kid.

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Yo, what is up, guys?

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Today we have
one of the craziest videos yet.

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We have the
Fire Breather 3000.

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[IMITATING AIR HORNS]

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AKA... [STUTTERS]

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AKA The FaZe Clan Rocket.

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Real quick before we do this.
Where did you get
this from again?

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-eBay.
-What?

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It was crazy, dude.
I met up with the guy,
he had a ski mask on.

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Okay, I mean that...
that's cool.

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But, guys, I just wanted
to get, like, a little welcome
to the neighbors.

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You know, like I'm new
in this community.

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I want them to love me.
So why not just launch a rocket?

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Are you ready to see
the craziest explosion
of all time?

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[GASPS] Oh-oh-oh.

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Did I... Oh. Wait,
did I do it right or no?

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-Noah, Noah, it's on fire.
-We can't be going
anywhere near that.

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Wait, when is
this thing blowing?

228
00:12:32.447 --> 00:12:34.449
-I'm gonna...
-No, no, no, no, no, no.
You go do it, bro.

229
00:12:34.492 --> 00:12:35.755
Quick, quick, quick, quick.

230
00:12:35.798 --> 00:12:37.582
-Oh, my God. Fine.
-Come on. You'll be fine.

231
00:12:37.626 --> 00:12:39.323
-Just be careful.
-Okay, okay.

232
00:12:39.367 --> 00:12:41.456
It's fine. Just grab,
grab the rocket.

233
00:12:41.499 --> 00:12:43.980
Okay. I can't get
that close, bro.

234
00:12:44.851 --> 00:12:47.027
-Blow on it.
-[BLOWS]

235
00:12:47.070 --> 00:12:48.158
NOAH: Dude.

236
00:12:48.593 --> 00:12:49.899
Oh, no.

237
00:12:49.943 --> 00:12:52.510
[EXPLOSION]

238
00:12:52.554 --> 00:12:54.034
ANTHONY: You good?
RUG: [COUGHS] Where is it?

239
00:12:54.077 --> 00:12:56.210
Dude, that went
so high up in the air.

240
00:12:56.253 --> 00:12:57.689
-You should have seen it.
-What?

241
00:12:57.733 --> 00:13:00.040
It went up. Up.
Can you hear? Hello? Up.

242
00:13:00.083 --> 00:13:01.650
Hey, guy in the ski mask,

243
00:13:01.693 --> 00:13:03.957
if you are out there,
I'll be purchasing
more from you.

244
00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:05.785
Five star.
Are you good, though?

245
00:13:05.828 --> 00:13:07.874
-What? What?
-Let's go, come on.
Are you good?

246
00:13:08.483 --> 00:13:09.876
Are you good?

247
00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:11.834
Good? You
all right? Yeah!

248
00:13:11.878 --> 00:13:13.357
RUG: Told you
it was a bad idea.

249
00:13:13.401 --> 00:13:15.490
Dude, it's not
a big deal, bro.
You're fine.

250
00:13:15.533 --> 00:13:18.406
If I get in trouble,
I'm telling you...
I can't trust you...

251
00:13:18.449 --> 00:13:19.973
You should be more
worried about the

252
00:13:20.016 --> 00:13:22.366
-charcoal and ash--
-Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up. Shh.

253
00:13:22.410 --> 00:13:23.977
-[SIREN WAILING]
-You hear that?

254
00:13:24.020 --> 00:13:25.369
They're coming here.

255
00:13:25.413 --> 00:13:28.285
No, they're not coming here.
That's so far away.

256
00:13:28.329 --> 00:13:31.027
-Just go check it.
Listen, they're...
-All right.

257
00:13:31.071 --> 00:13:34.857
-Bro, trust me there's not
gonna be any problems.
-[RUG SIGHS]

258
00:13:34.901 --> 00:13:36.990
-[SIREN WAILING]
-ANTHONY: Brian.

259
00:13:37.033 --> 00:13:38.208
RUG: What?

260
00:13:39.514 --> 00:13:41.255
OFFICER RAWLS: We found
this a block away.

261
00:13:41.298 --> 00:13:44.171
RUG: What is that?
OFFICER TRAVERS:
Oh, it's a rocket.

262
00:13:44.214 --> 00:13:48.262
Isn't it? Yeah. And we
actually have some reports
of a flash of light

263
00:13:48.305 --> 00:13:52.048
and, uh, a loud explosion
coming from your backyard.

264
00:13:52.092 --> 00:13:54.834
-Oh, that, that wasn't
from my backyard.
-Not yours?

265
00:13:54.877 --> 00:13:56.879
NOAH: There's no way
he's talking his way
out of this one.

266
00:13:56.923 --> 00:13:58.794
I've never seen
anything like that.

267
00:13:58.838 --> 00:14:01.101
I don't even know
how a rocket would end up...

268
00:14:01.144 --> 00:14:02.842
-NOAH: Oh, my God.
-This logo here,

269
00:14:02.885 --> 00:14:04.974
-you don't know what that is?
-You want to see it up close?

270
00:14:05.018 --> 00:14:06.236
That logo...

271
00:14:06.280 --> 00:14:08.151
-"Fa-a..." "Fa-Zi Clan?"
-FaZe Clan.

272
00:14:08.195 --> 00:14:11.459
So you're saying you're not
a part of this FaZe Clan?

273
00:14:11.502 --> 00:14:14.505
I don't know what they are,
or what they do.

274
00:14:14.549 --> 00:14:16.464
NOAH: W-w-wait.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?

275
00:14:16.507 --> 00:14:17.769
-Is this a new fad
or something?
-Yeah.

276
00:14:17.813 --> 00:14:19.510
You've got a little smudge
on your face.

277
00:14:19.554 --> 00:14:21.686
This is... Wait, what?
This is what I look like.

278
00:14:21.730 --> 00:14:23.427
Why are you guys
making fun of me?

279
00:14:23.471 --> 00:14:25.821
So, uh, is everything good?

280
00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:29.520
-[NOAH AND RAWLS LAUGH]
-Please don't let us
have to come out here again.

281
00:14:29.564 --> 00:14:31.174
-All right?
-It's not mine, but...

282
00:14:31.218 --> 00:14:33.307
-You can keep it.
-You scared a lot
of people tonight, kid.

283
00:14:33.350 --> 00:14:35.744
So just behave yourself
and we won't have any problems.

284
00:14:35.787 --> 00:14:37.398
-Yeah.
-Okay, do I keep this?

285
00:14:37.441 --> 00:14:39.182
NOAH: What?
RAWLS: I'm not even
gonna answer that.

286
00:14:39.226 --> 00:14:41.402
TRAVERS:
Be careful, huh? Yeah.
RUG: I'll be careful.

287
00:14:41.445 --> 00:14:44.144
-Thank you, guys.
Good seeing you.
-TRAVERS: Yes.

288
00:14:44.187 --> 00:14:45.406
-Dude, dude, dude...
-What happened?

289
00:14:45.449 --> 00:14:47.538
We just dodged a bullet.
They let us go.

290
00:14:47.582 --> 00:14:48.931
Oh, my God.

291
00:14:48.975 --> 00:14:51.194
-My God.
-I told them,
"What's a FaZe Clan?"

292
00:14:51.238 --> 00:14:53.109
-[ALL LAUGHING]
-I'm like, "Dude, I don't know."

293
00:14:53.153 --> 00:14:54.632
We're good, though.
We're good.

294
00:14:54.676 --> 00:14:56.939
Come on. You want to show
the RugRats what I taught you?

295
00:14:56.983 --> 00:14:58.158
You want to show them
what I taught you?

296
00:14:58.201 --> 00:14:59.507
Okay, ready? Sit.

297
00:14:59.550 --> 00:15:00.987
NOAH: Oh, try the backflip.
Try the backflip.

298
00:15:01.030 --> 00:15:02.727
Oh, you...
You think she's
ready for that?

299
00:15:02.771 --> 00:15:04.468
Ready? Backflip.

300
00:15:05.861 --> 00:15:06.862
Flip.

301
00:15:07.732 --> 00:15:08.951
Sit.

302
00:15:08.995 --> 00:15:10.257
Tongue out.

303
00:15:10.300 --> 00:15:12.302
-Good girl.
-NOAH: Oh! Wow.

304
00:15:12.346 --> 00:15:14.217
Oh, hi. How are you?
I'm Brian.

305
00:15:14.261 --> 00:15:15.827
I just moved into
the neighborhood.

306
00:15:19.048 --> 00:15:20.789
Have a great night.

307
00:15:20.832 --> 00:15:23.400
-Dude, I can't have
the neighbors hate me again.
-[NOAH LAUGHING]

308
00:15:23.444 --> 00:15:25.098
What the heck
is wrong with her?

309
00:15:25.141 --> 00:15:27.709
Bro, trust. This is gonna be
the right thing to do.

310
00:15:27.752 --> 00:15:29.841
I'm not trying
to go meet the neighbors.

311
00:15:29.885 --> 00:15:32.105
If they see a young kid
living in a house like this,

312
00:15:32.148 --> 00:15:33.845
-they're gonna automatically...
-You're not a young kid,
you're old.

313
00:15:33.889 --> 00:15:35.412
-You're beautiful,
you're handsome.
-Thank you.

314
00:15:35.456 --> 00:15:37.023
They're gonna love you.
They're gonna love me, too.

315
00:15:37.066 --> 00:15:38.589
I understand, but...

316
00:15:38.633 --> 00:15:40.287
Just come on.
Noah, that'll be fun, right?

317
00:15:40.330 --> 00:15:43.203
Let's get some sunscreen.
You're looking
a little pale today.

318
00:15:43.246 --> 00:15:45.379
They obviously heard the rocket.
And it's the least you could do.

319
00:15:45.422 --> 00:15:46.771
And whose fault was that?

320
00:15:46.815 --> 00:15:48.382
-Was that my fault?
-[CHUCKLES]

321
00:15:48.425 --> 00:15:50.471
-What do you mean
was it your fault?
-How old are you?

322
00:15:50.514 --> 00:15:51.602
Twenty-three.

323
00:15:51.646 --> 00:15:53.082
Can you make
decisions for yourself?

324
00:15:53.126 --> 00:15:54.823
Yes, but you bought it
from eBay

325
00:15:54.866 --> 00:15:57.521
from this sketchy guy
that you met with him in a bush.

326
00:15:57.565 --> 00:15:59.393
If you introduce yourself
to the neighbors,

327
00:15:59.436 --> 00:16:01.177
they're gonna see you
as a nice, respectful young man.

328
00:16:01.221 --> 00:16:02.265
-Oh, you want to do it?
-Yeah.

329
00:16:02.309 --> 00:16:03.614
Are you vlogging this?
Okay.

330
00:16:03.658 --> 00:16:05.138
All right, let's do it.
I want to vlog it, then.

331
00:16:05.181 --> 00:16:07.705
-There you go.
-You force me to launch it.
It exploded.

332
00:16:07.749 --> 00:16:10.882
The cops came. I'm not gonna
buy more stuff from that guy.

333
00:16:10.926 --> 00:16:12.188
I am.

334
00:16:12.232 --> 00:16:13.537
And then, we're gonna do it
in your backyard.

335
00:16:13.581 --> 00:16:15.148
-[CHUCKLES]
-Look at this house right here.

336
00:16:15.191 --> 00:16:16.410
Okay. They were nice.

337
00:16:16.453 --> 00:16:17.715
-That's pretty cool.
-That's a good start.

338
00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:19.543
Yeah, they have
a daughter, though.

339
00:16:19.587 --> 00:16:21.328
We have
50 other houses.

340
00:16:21.371 --> 00:16:22.590
I think we'll find
someone for you.

341
00:16:22.633 --> 00:16:24.461
Your wife grabbed
my ass, buddy.

342
00:16:24.505 --> 00:16:26.420
-Let's just go.
-You're wife grabbed me.

343
00:16:26.463 --> 00:16:29.466
You're dumb. They slammed
the door in our face
and you decided to open it

344
00:16:29.510 --> 00:16:30.815
and do some dumb stuff...

345
00:16:30.859 --> 00:16:33.035
-His wife grabbed my ass.
-I understand, but...

346
00:16:33.079 --> 00:16:36.212
Okay, well, this isn't going
as planned,
but we got to move on.

347
00:16:36.256 --> 00:16:39.085
-I want to try to at least get,
like, three good neighbors.
-Yeah.

348
00:16:39.128 --> 00:16:40.434
Let me do
the talking this time.

349
00:16:40.477 --> 00:16:42.262
-You keep
your mouth shut.
-Okay.

350
00:16:42.305 --> 00:16:43.828
You're just here with me, okay?
And keep your hands
to yourself.

351
00:16:43.872 --> 00:16:46.614
How many kids
do these people have, bro?

352
00:16:46.657 --> 00:16:49.008
RUG: There's a giant bat,
giant hammer,

353
00:16:49.051 --> 00:16:50.618
freaking giant toothbrush,

354
00:16:50.661 --> 00:16:53.490
-a unicycle.
-It's, uh, Albert Pujols.

355
00:16:53.534 --> 00:16:56.232
[LAUGHING] Albert Pujols
does not live here.

356
00:16:56.276 --> 00:16:58.582
If anything goes wrong,
I'm gonna blame it on you.

357
00:16:58.626 --> 00:17:00.454
That's fair.
[GASPS] Oh, my God.

358
00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:02.630
[ALL LAUGHING]

359
00:17:02.673 --> 00:17:03.892
I hate this guy.

360
00:17:03.935 --> 00:17:05.937
-Okay, whatever. Okay.
-[ANTHONY LAUGHING]

361
00:17:06.938 --> 00:17:08.853
-Oh, God!
-NOAH: Better be water.

362
00:17:08.897 --> 00:17:11.508
-That better be water.
-What the hell?

363
00:17:11.552 --> 00:17:13.902
Whoa. What the hell was that?

364
00:17:13.945 --> 00:17:15.817
-Who does that?
-[LAUGHING]

365
00:17:15.860 --> 00:17:17.427
NOAH: Bro, we gotta get
one of those for the house.

366
00:17:17.471 --> 00:17:19.038
I love this house, bro.

367
00:17:19.081 --> 00:17:20.561
At least, are they going
to answer the door
or should we go?

368
00:17:20.604 --> 00:17:22.650
I think, you gotta, like,
knock or something.

369
00:17:22.693 --> 00:17:24.652
No, no, I think
that was just, uh...

370
00:17:24.695 --> 00:17:26.088
[ALL LAUGHING]

371
00:17:26.828 --> 00:17:28.699
Such an idiot.

372
00:17:28.743 --> 00:17:30.092
There's something weird
about them. Let's get
the hell out of here.

373
00:17:30.136 --> 00:17:33.661
-I don't even... Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God! Bro...

374
00:17:33.704 --> 00:17:34.923
Dude, what are
these people?

375
00:17:34.966 --> 00:17:36.577
I actually want
to live in that house.

376
00:17:36.620 --> 00:17:38.187
-You want to live there?
-I want to live in that house.

377
00:17:38.231 --> 00:17:40.059
That's the greatest house
I have ever seen.

378
00:17:42.278 --> 00:17:43.279
RUG: Hello.
[CLEARS THROAT]

379
00:17:44.541 --> 00:17:46.369
Are you lost?
Do you need help?

380
00:17:46.413 --> 00:17:49.155
Are you saying
there's something wrong
with sleeping on your lawn?

381
00:17:49.198 --> 00:17:51.635
-So this is your lawn?
-Is there a point
you're working towards?

382
00:17:51.679 --> 00:17:52.897
No, but is that
your house then?

383
00:17:52.941 --> 00:17:55.552
I live everywhere, man.
I live everywhere.

384
00:17:55.596 --> 00:17:57.119
Get back, back up, back up.

385
00:17:57.163 --> 00:17:59.121
-You guys, uh,
in the comedy business...
-We're filming

386
00:17:59.165 --> 00:18:00.775
...I see. Funny men?

387
00:18:00.818 --> 00:18:01.993
Oh, we make
YouTube videos.

388
00:18:02.037 --> 00:18:03.604
We kind of just
document our lives.

389
00:18:03.647 --> 00:18:06.085
We get laughs.
You guys get laughs?

390
00:18:06.128 --> 00:18:08.174
-Yeah, but who's "we"?
-Should we go?

391
00:18:08.217 --> 00:18:10.480
-Who is the "we"?
-This guy serious?

392
00:18:10.524 --> 00:18:12.091
-We got to go inside.
-Yeah, we're gonna go.

393
00:18:12.134 --> 00:18:13.614
Our dog is in a car, right now.

394
00:18:13.657 --> 00:18:15.485
Welcome to the neighborhood.

395
00:18:16.617 --> 00:18:17.922
We're glad you're here.

396
00:18:19.272 --> 00:18:21.665
Oh! No way.

397
00:18:21.709 --> 00:18:23.102
-No!
-What do you got there?

398
00:18:23.145 --> 00:18:24.364
What is that?

399
00:18:24.407 --> 00:18:26.583
Some, uh, Graham crackers,

400
00:18:26.627 --> 00:18:28.150
chocolate, marshmallows.

401
00:18:28.194 --> 00:18:30.196
So, a s'more?

402
00:18:30.239 --> 00:18:33.590
Graham crackers, chocolate,
marshmallows...

403
00:18:33.634 --> 00:18:35.331
-So it's s'mores.
-S'more.

404
00:18:35.375 --> 00:18:37.028
-Well, it's not a s'more yet.
-Dude, yes!

405
00:18:37.072 --> 00:18:39.074
RUG: This was not
expected from you, by the way.

406
00:18:39.118 --> 00:18:40.162
-S'mores?
-NOAH: Well, cheers.

407
00:18:40.206 --> 00:18:41.816
RUG: No, you just...
ANTHONY: Yes.

408
00:18:41.859 --> 00:18:43.165
-Cheers.
-[LAUGHING]

409
00:18:43.209 --> 00:18:44.775
Bro, this guy needs
to get off from our team.

410
00:18:44.819 --> 00:18:46.603
-Yeah, for real.
What are you doing?
-What are you doing?

411
00:18:46.647 --> 00:18:48.866
ANTHONY: You burn yours?
RUG: Mmm, kind of.

412
00:18:48.910 --> 00:18:51.260
Ow! 'Cause mine's charred.

413
00:18:52.174 --> 00:18:54.002
RUG: Oh, shit.
Burnt myself.

414
00:18:54.045 --> 00:18:56.439
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

415
00:19:02.184 --> 00:19:03.881
RUG: Hold on.

416
00:19:03.925 --> 00:19:05.622
It sounds like clown music.

417
00:19:05.666 --> 00:19:07.972
-Do you guys not hear that?
-Bro, you're pretty baked.

418
00:19:08.016 --> 00:19:10.105
It sounds like a carnival's
right next door.

419
00:19:10.149 --> 00:19:12.238
-You guys can't hear it?
-NOAH: Or a taco truck.

420
00:19:12.281 --> 00:19:15.110
RUG: It's not a taco truck
at 12:30 in the morning.

421
00:19:15.154 --> 00:19:17.895
-Well, it's also probably
not a clown, fool...
-Oh. Damn it.

422
00:19:17.939 --> 00:19:20.855
-I mean, it's not a taco truck.
-[NOAH CHUCKLES]

423
00:19:20.898 --> 00:19:22.770
Whatever it is.

424
00:19:22.813 --> 00:19:24.772
NOAH: You're fun.
You're on a good one today.

425
00:19:24.815 --> 00:19:27.296
RUG: I'm telling you,
it's coming from the weird
house down the street.

426
00:19:27.340 --> 00:19:30.908
-Dude, I'm toasting my arm
more than the marshmallow.
-[LAUGHING]

427
00:19:32.345 --> 00:19:36.218
Yo, the FaZe guys
pulled up to the crib.

428
00:19:36.262 --> 00:19:38.873
-We here
at the Casa deFaZe Rug.
-We here.

429
00:19:38.916 --> 00:19:40.527
The interior design
in here is crazy.

430
00:19:40.570 --> 00:19:42.093
-Wow.
-He's already going for it.

431
00:19:42.137 --> 00:19:45.271
You guys think Brian is going
to last living here alone?

432
00:19:45.314 --> 00:19:48.143
-Not a chance.
-Not without Papa Rug
and Mama Rug.

433
00:19:48.187 --> 00:19:51.146
Already tried to move
to LA like what...

434
00:19:51.190 --> 00:19:53.496
-Ten times, bro, seven times.
-Seven.

435
00:19:53.540 --> 00:19:56.325
Never happened. I just don't
think you're gonna be able to
live here without your family.

436
00:19:56.369 --> 00:19:58.980
-Oh, wow.
-This is the office.

437
00:19:59.023 --> 00:20:00.764
-This is the lab...
-Okay.

438
00:20:00.808 --> 00:20:03.071
-...where I keep all
my camera equipment...
-This is pretty sick.

439
00:20:03.114 --> 00:20:05.813
If the light bulb goes out,
what's this kid gonna do?

440
00:20:05.856 --> 00:20:07.510
Yeah, no, not a chance.

441
00:20:07.554 --> 00:20:09.164
-What else we got? What's next?
-All right. We are entering--

442
00:20:09.208 --> 00:20:10.774
-That is sick.
-The Kobe?

443
00:20:10.818 --> 00:20:12.646
-Yes, dude.
-Fire, bro.

444
00:20:12.689 --> 00:20:14.909
-Dude, insane.
-That's gotta get you
comfortable in your new home.

445
00:20:14.952 --> 00:20:18.739
-I'm twenty-three,
so I got to live by myself.
-Oh! Wow!

446
00:20:18.782 --> 00:20:20.001
-What do you think?
-What?

447
00:20:20.044 --> 00:20:21.307
Let me show you guys
the bathroom, though.

448
00:20:21.350 --> 00:20:22.656
This is pretty impressive.

449
00:20:22.699 --> 00:20:24.310
-Wow! Damn.
-Yeah.

450
00:20:24.353 --> 00:20:26.399
Already boke the shower.
Can't get it fixed.

451
00:20:26.442 --> 00:20:27.661
You know I'm learning.

452
00:20:27.704 --> 00:20:28.836
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

453
00:20:28.879 --> 00:20:30.359
-Oh, my bad.
-You got enough faucets.

454
00:20:30.403 --> 00:20:32.013
-That's not good.
-Dude, it's all good.

455
00:20:32.056 --> 00:20:34.015
I mean, it's just smell
ready for anything.

456
00:20:34.058 --> 00:20:36.887
RUG: Dude, that...
I think that's like $10,000.

457
00:20:36.931 --> 00:20:38.628
-That's expensive
-RUG: Yeah.

458
00:20:38.672 --> 00:20:41.414
-Whoa! Whoa! Dude!
-[NOAH LAUGHING]

459
00:20:41.457 --> 00:20:43.285
RUG: [LAUGHING] Yo, stop.

460
00:20:43.329 --> 00:20:44.634
KAZ: Dude,
this house is like a fun house.

461
00:20:44.678 --> 00:20:47.246
Rug, you've got an entire
Gucci store in here, bro.

462
00:20:47.289 --> 00:20:48.595
ANTHONY: Yeah, man.
RUG: You already know.

463
00:20:48.638 --> 00:20:49.770
KAZ:
He has literally everything.

464
00:20:49.813 --> 00:20:51.119
RUG: Dude, where is Adapt at?

465
00:20:51.162 --> 00:20:52.773
Don't tell me he's messing
with something else.

466
00:20:52.816 --> 00:20:54.253
KAZ: Oh, my God!

467
00:20:54.296 --> 00:20:56.733
NOAH: Dude, is he joking?
NIKAN: Is this kid serious?

468
00:20:59.910 --> 00:21:02.043
-NIKAN: Oh!
-[ALL LAUGHING]

469
00:21:02.086 --> 00:21:03.174
RUG: Let's go.
ANTHONY: There he is.

470
00:21:03.218 --> 00:21:04.306
NIKAN: Marie,
what are you doing?

471
00:21:04.350 --> 00:21:06.395
The best part
about the house, though.

472
00:21:06.439 --> 00:21:09.093
There's a lot of best parts,
but I got security cameras
in every single room.

473
00:21:09.137 --> 00:21:11.270
ALL: Ooh.
NIKAN: You're ready to go.

474
00:21:11.313 --> 00:21:12.793
RUG: Yeah, bro
Everything's secure.

475
00:21:12.836 --> 00:21:14.403
I dare someone
to try to come here.

476
00:21:14.447 --> 00:21:16.013
Wait. Look at this, though.
Are you ready?

477
00:21:16.057 --> 00:21:17.798
This is another best part
of the house.

478
00:21:17.841 --> 00:21:19.060
-Wow.
-I swear the best part...

479
00:21:19.103 --> 00:21:20.496
Listen, listen. Ready?

480
00:21:20.540 --> 00:21:21.758
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.

481
00:21:21.802 --> 00:21:24.195
ALL: Oh!

482
00:21:25.284 --> 00:21:26.502
KAZ:
It's a vibe out here.

483
00:21:26.546 --> 00:21:27.764
NIKAN: Okay,
this is pretty sick.

484
00:21:27.808 --> 00:21:30.114
If you make this first try,

485
00:21:30.158 --> 00:21:31.638
I'll give you
a thousand bucks.

486
00:21:31.681 --> 00:21:33.117
I'm gonna give
everyone a try.

487
00:21:33.161 --> 00:21:34.684
-NIKAN: Okay.
-If our guys
don't make it, then...

488
00:21:34.728 --> 00:21:36.425
So what... what hole
are we going to?

489
00:21:37.383 --> 00:21:38.862
No chance. No chance.

490
00:21:38.906 --> 00:21:40.995
Little bit left to right,
maybe like half a cup, you know.

491
00:21:41.038 --> 00:21:42.736
Gonna start putting
gaming systems in here.

492
00:21:42.779 --> 00:21:44.520
-Y'all know how my
dream car's a Rolls-Royce.
-Yeah.

493
00:21:44.564 --> 00:21:46.435
Imagine a Rolls-Royce
movie theater. I mean...

494
00:21:46.479 --> 00:21:48.742
-Can I turn this on...
-Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

495
00:21:48.785 --> 00:21:50.439
-Don't... No...
-Why not?

496
00:21:50.483 --> 00:21:51.614
-No way.
-Rug?

497
00:21:51.658 --> 00:21:53.442
-[ALL LAUGHING]
-What? What?

498
00:21:53.486 --> 00:21:55.662
You're already watching
your family, little kid videos
and stuff.

499
00:21:55.705 --> 00:21:57.490
-That's crazy.
-All right.

500
00:21:57.533 --> 00:21:59.361
Enough of the freaking videos.
We don't have
to keep watching it.

501
00:21:59.405 --> 00:22:01.537
But I have to show you guys,
this is soundproof.

502
00:22:01.581 --> 00:22:02.756
The whole theater?

503
00:22:03.800 --> 00:22:04.888
Hello?

504
00:22:06.673 --> 00:22:07.891
Hello?

505
00:22:07.935 --> 00:22:09.937
-Okay.
-No one could hear us
out there.

506
00:22:09.980 --> 00:22:12.722
Pretty cool, right?
Ready? Watch this.

507
00:22:12.766 --> 00:22:14.202
-Hello! Oh, my God!
-[GASPS] Hi.

508
00:22:14.245 --> 00:22:15.464
RUG: Oh, hey, Marie.

509
00:22:15.508 --> 00:22:17.205
Hey, you're jumpy.

510
00:22:17.248 --> 00:22:18.989
-Who's Marie?
-RUG: Wait, I didn't know
you were coming today.

511
00:22:19.033 --> 00:22:20.904
-Not today.
-Wait, Brian.

512
00:22:20.948 --> 00:22:22.602
-Who's Marie?
-Your mom hired you
a nanny?

513
00:22:22.645 --> 00:22:24.691
No, this isn't my nanny,
it's my maid.

514
00:22:24.734 --> 00:22:26.693
Are you shooting
something weird right now.

515
00:22:26.736 --> 00:22:27.868
No, he doesn't... He's busy.

516
00:22:27.911 --> 00:22:29.217
-He's busy.
-Anthony.

517
00:22:29.260 --> 00:22:30.871
-Hi.
-I mean I could probably
show you around.

518
00:22:30.914 --> 00:22:32.960
-Oh, okay...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

519
00:22:33.003 --> 00:22:34.962
-Yeah, SenorBrian,
SenorNikan.
-Hi, Noah.

520
00:22:35.005 --> 00:22:36.529
SenorNikan, actually.

521
00:22:36.572 --> 00:22:38.748
-I'm moving into the...
-You're not even moving here.

522
00:22:38.792 --> 00:22:41.882
No, bro, chill.
I got the whole family vibe,
you know what I'm saying?

523
00:22:41.925 --> 00:22:44.450
-Like, you know, mom and dad.
-Oh, are you family? No...

524
00:22:44.493 --> 00:22:48.367
Why don't we just, like,
not clean and just go
chill by the pool?

525
00:22:48.410 --> 00:22:49.890
Oh... Oh, can I? Can I?

526
00:22:49.933 --> 00:22:52.458
-I mean...
-[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

527
00:22:52.501 --> 00:22:53.981
-You like the tenant?
-Yes.

528
00:22:54.024 --> 00:22:55.591
I mean, you're like,
part of the family now.

529
00:22:55.635 --> 00:22:58.115
-Like step... Step-sister.
-I mean, uh...

530
00:22:58.159 --> 00:22:59.987
-I need to start.
Can you show me...
-Yeah, thank you, thank you.

531
00:23:00.030 --> 00:23:01.510
-Guys...
-Yeah, we can show her.

532
00:23:01.554 --> 00:23:03.599
-ANTHONY:
Let's all jump in the pool.
-I'll show her.

533
00:23:03.643 --> 00:23:04.948
-NOAH:
We can all show her.
-Yo.

534
00:23:04.992 --> 00:23:07.298
NOAH: Did Brian's mom
just hire him a nanny?

535
00:23:07.342 --> 00:23:08.604
I guess.

536
00:23:08.648 --> 00:23:10.432
-But she's a hot nanny.
-She's bad, bro.

537
00:23:10.476 --> 00:23:13.348
-She's hot, though.
-[BOTH HOOT]

538
00:23:13.392 --> 00:23:17.308
The other day, me and Noah
and Brian were making s'mores.

539
00:23:17.352 --> 00:23:19.398
And we heard,
uh, like, music.

540
00:23:19.441 --> 00:23:21.400
And it was a taco truck
and Brian thought...

541
00:23:21.443 --> 00:23:24.054
-It wasn't a taco truck.
-NOAH: [LAUGHING] Bro,
it was deadass a taco truck.

542
00:23:24.098 --> 00:23:26.579
It was a circus music
that we hear every night.

543
00:23:26.622 --> 00:23:28.624
It was a guy making adobada.

544
00:23:28.668 --> 00:23:30.017
-No...
-NOAH: Yeah.

545
00:23:30.060 --> 00:23:31.758
And probably carne asada.

546
00:23:31.801 --> 00:23:33.542
So seriously, put yourself
in my shoes and, like,
think about

547
00:23:33.586 --> 00:23:35.631
you just moved to this new house
and you're starting to hear

548
00:23:35.675 --> 00:23:37.546
all that weird stuff
and see all that weird stuff.

549
00:23:37.590 --> 00:23:40.114
And then no one believes you
because they think
you're a "prankster."

550
00:23:40.157 --> 00:23:42.899
I cannot believe
how hot Marie was today.

551
00:23:42.943 --> 00:23:44.597
She's vibing with me
like crazy.

552
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.163
-NOAH: What do you mean?
-Yeah, I forgot
to tell you, bro, she...

553
00:23:46.207 --> 00:23:47.861
The way she looks
at me and stuff.

554
00:23:47.904 --> 00:23:50.385
I know you're not talking
about Marie.
You guys are children.

555
00:23:50.429 --> 00:23:52.692
-She could babysit you guys.
-NOAH: What?

556
00:23:52.735 --> 00:23:54.694
-I would love it
if she was my babysitter.
-NOAH: No, same, that'd be sick.

557
00:23:54.737 --> 00:23:56.826
-I'm so sorry, Noah, but...
-Let me see.

558
00:23:56.870 --> 00:23:59.263
You're gonna have to hit
puberty before you can even
think about dating a woman.

559
00:23:59.307 --> 00:24:01.657
-[ALL LAUGHING]
-She hates you, bro.

560
00:24:01.701 --> 00:24:03.485
-And you?
-Stop.

561
00:24:03.529 --> 00:24:07.054
Puberty is not just this
and your little bling
on your teeth.

562
00:24:07.097 --> 00:24:09.317
That's a child. And, Noah,
gain some weight.

563
00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:11.624
-A woman needs a man.
-What is this?

564
00:24:11.667 --> 00:24:13.408
-I'm so sorry, you guys.
-NOAH: Okay.

565
00:24:13.452 --> 00:24:15.802
Brian, I love you so much.
Thank you so much.

566
00:24:15.845 --> 00:24:17.630
Better luck next time, guys.

567
00:24:17.673 --> 00:24:19.153
NOAH: That's kind of rude.

568
00:24:19.196 --> 00:24:21.372
Can you believe Adapt
asked for Marie's number?

569
00:24:21.416 --> 00:24:23.244
NOAH: No, seriously, though.
What was he thinking?

570
00:24:23.287 --> 00:24:24.680
-Does he... Does he...
-It's Adapt.

571
00:24:24.724 --> 00:24:26.247
The way she was looking at me,
indescribable. Whoa.

572
00:24:26.290 --> 00:24:27.814
Dude, dude, dude, dude.

573
00:24:27.857 --> 00:24:29.380
-Isn't this...
-NOAH: Marie's job.

574
00:24:29.424 --> 00:24:31.426
Yeah. Isn't this what Marie's
supposed to do?

575
00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:32.645
For your housewarming gift,

576
00:24:32.688 --> 00:24:34.516
'cause I know
I didn't get you anything,

577
00:24:34.560 --> 00:24:36.170
You know, money is a little low
this month.

578
00:24:36.213 --> 00:24:37.606
Okay.

579
00:24:37.650 --> 00:24:40.696
I'm gonna clean up
this whole entire mess for you.

580
00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:42.959
-For real? Dude...
-Honestly, this is Marie's job.

581
00:24:43.003 --> 00:24:45.222
But have you seen her hands,
how soft they are?

582
00:24:45.266 --> 00:24:47.529
If she like chips
and nail or something, bro...

583
00:24:47.573 --> 00:24:49.575
Dude, you guys are obsessed.

584
00:24:49.618 --> 00:24:52.360
She's actually obsessed with me.I'm kind of chill, you know,
how I am, like...

585
00:24:52.403 --> 00:24:53.579
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

586
00:24:53.622 --> 00:24:55.494
Listen, I'm gonna go
take Lola for a walk.

587
00:24:55.537 --> 00:24:57.278
If you actually clean this up,
I'll be so hyped.

588
00:24:57.321 --> 00:24:58.801
Whole thing. It's gonna be gone
when you get back.

589
00:24:58.845 --> 00:25:00.499
If you think that's going
to help with Marie, it's not.

590
00:25:00.542 --> 00:25:02.152
Well, I don't want her
to, like, sweat or anything.

591
00:25:02.196 --> 00:25:05.329
The way she was looking at me,
like up and down and...

592
00:25:05.373 --> 00:25:07.201
-Bro, she was blinded by me.
-Okay.

593
00:25:07.244 --> 00:25:08.942
I don't know what else to say.

594
00:25:08.985 --> 00:25:10.987
She likes me,
and I think I already won
the competition

595
00:25:11.031 --> 00:25:14.251
if there even is one.
Uh, have fun with all this mess.

596
00:25:14.295 --> 00:25:15.992
-Can you believe the FaZe guys?
-NOAH: What?

597
00:25:16.036 --> 00:25:18.560
They literally don't think
that I can live by myself.

598
00:25:18.604 --> 00:25:19.996
NOAH: Bro, you're 23.

599
00:25:20.040 --> 00:25:21.911
Don't they all live
in a freaking house together?

600
00:25:21.955 --> 00:25:23.957
Talking about
I can't live by myself.
They can't live by themselves.

601
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:26.220
It puts me in a position where
I have to prove them wrong.

602
00:25:26.263 --> 00:25:29.136
I have to show them
that I can't go back
to my mom and dad's house.

603
00:25:44.368 --> 00:25:46.719
Yo. What's up, brother?

604
00:25:46.762 --> 00:25:48.372
What are you...
What are you doing?

605
00:25:48.416 --> 00:25:50.157
The trash bags.

606
00:25:50.200 --> 00:25:53.421
I was trying to Postmates
trash bags. I couldn't find...

607
00:25:53.464 --> 00:25:55.902
Where do you store them?
Do you hide them or something?

608
00:25:55.945 --> 00:25:57.207
So that people don't take them?

609
00:25:57.251 --> 00:25:59.079
They are...

610
00:25:59.122 --> 00:26:01.472
The FaZe guys have, like,
the history of, like,
stealing trash bags.

611
00:26:01.516 --> 00:26:03.692
You mean the trash bags
in the pantry, right?

612
00:26:03.736 --> 00:26:06.434
Oh, my...
Why didn't I think of that?

613
00:26:06.477 --> 00:26:07.609
'Cause you didn't
even look.

614
00:26:07.653 --> 00:26:09.089
ANTHONY: I-I looked everywhere.

615
00:26:09.132 --> 00:26:11.308
RUG: Here are the trash bags.

616
00:26:11.352 --> 00:26:13.180
So, should I...
I should cancel the Post...

617
00:26:13.223 --> 00:26:16.400
I didn't do it yet,
but you still want me
to get more trash bags?

618
00:26:16.444 --> 00:26:18.577
I was literally on Postmates
trying to get some.

619
00:26:19.752 --> 00:26:20.927
ANTHONY: Dude.

620
00:26:20.970 --> 00:26:23.538
Uh, I... Seriously, I think I...
Come here.

621
00:26:23.582 --> 00:26:25.235
I think I sat on a chip
or something.

622
00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:27.455
-NOAH: Ew. What?
-Yeah, right here. I don't know.

623
00:26:27.498 --> 00:26:29.675
It probably fell in
between the cushions.

624
00:26:29.718 --> 00:26:31.633
Careful when you chuck that,
because if you get it
on the floor,

625
00:26:31.677 --> 00:26:34.505
-it'll be harder to bag.
-RUG: Yeah, yeah, I know.

626
00:26:34.549 --> 00:26:36.638
-Bro, clean it. Come on.
-All right.

627
00:26:36.682 --> 00:26:38.901
First thing when I wake up
tomorrow, this thing...

628
00:26:38.945 --> 00:26:40.860
NOAH: No, we need
to clean this right now.

629
00:26:40.903 --> 00:26:42.035
Dude, get up.

630
00:26:44.820 --> 00:26:45.908
NOAH: No way.

631
00:26:45.952 --> 00:26:47.780
-What?
-FaZe-branded trashcan?

632
00:26:47.823 --> 00:26:49.564
-Oh, dude, yeah.
You didn't see that?
-That's so sick.

633
00:26:49.608 --> 00:26:51.392
Dude, you already know
we're taking over the world.

634
00:26:51.435 --> 00:26:53.437
Wait, bro, where
are you going?

635
00:26:53.481 --> 00:26:55.178
Well, I'm going back inside.
I'm tired.

636
00:26:55.222 --> 00:26:57.093
You have to actually
bring these down, bro.

637
00:26:57.137 --> 00:26:59.443
-Wait, what?
-Yeah, they don't
just come and get it.

638
00:27:11.934 --> 00:27:12.935
Right here?

639
00:27:18.593 --> 00:27:20.987
ANTHONY: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
RUG: Are you good?

640
00:27:21.030 --> 00:27:22.379
ANTHONY: No, no.
I got it.
RUG: I got it.

641
00:27:22.423 --> 00:27:23.642
ANTHONY: I got it.
RUG: No.
It's cool, I got it.

642
00:27:23.685 --> 00:27:24.730
ANTHONY: You're spilling it
everywhere.

643
00:27:24.773 --> 00:27:26.079
-We're good.
-RUG: Got it?

644
00:27:26.122 --> 00:27:27.558
ANTHONY: Don't worry. I got it.
RUG: You got it.

645
00:27:30.910 --> 00:27:32.607
RUG: All right,
let's just go inside.

646
00:27:32.651 --> 00:27:33.695
ANTHONY: Okay.

647
00:27:45.664 --> 00:27:47.709
ShermanTheVerman
with the camera today.

648
00:27:47.753 --> 00:27:49.493
Yeah, that was a little
too close. Follow me.

649
00:27:49.537 --> 00:27:51.408
You want to be
a successful YouTuber, right?

650
00:27:51.452 --> 00:27:53.672
ANTHONY: Uh, no. I just want
to be like a regular YouTuber.

651
00:27:53.715 --> 00:27:55.935
When you start your videos off
and you say,

652
00:27:55.978 --> 00:27:58.111
"What's going on guys?
ShermanTheVerman here."

653
00:27:58.154 --> 00:27:59.460
Nobody wants to see that.

654
00:27:59.503 --> 00:28:01.070
-You see my videos?
-ANTHONY: Yeah, how are...

655
00:28:01.114 --> 00:28:02.724
-"What's going on guys?
FaZe Rug here."
-ANTHONY: Wow.

656
00:28:02.768 --> 00:28:05.858
As annoying as it is,
the viewers are, like, woken up.

657
00:28:05.901 --> 00:28:07.860
They're like, "Oh, shoot
this guy's energy's
on another level."

658
00:28:07.903 --> 00:28:10.166
But I thought you're going
to punch me through the
camera or something.

659
00:28:10.210 --> 00:28:11.559
What's going on, guys?

660
00:28:11.602 --> 00:28:13.474
Give it a try
because you're very dull.

661
00:28:13.517 --> 00:28:17.043
-What's going on, guys?
FaZe Rug here.
-RUG: Ooh, I like that!

662
00:28:17.086 --> 00:28:19.001
Am I gonna be FaZe Rug?

663
00:28:19.045 --> 00:28:21.569
NOAH: Remember when
we filmed us taking the
trash out the other night?

664
00:28:21.612 --> 00:28:24.224
Is that, like, content
that I'm supposed to be filming?

665
00:28:24.267 --> 00:28:25.660
RUG: Just hold this real quick.

666
00:28:25.704 --> 00:28:28.184
So there's a guy watching us.

667
00:28:28.228 --> 00:28:30.404
-RUG: A guy watching us--
-Yeah. Take out the trash.

668
00:28:30.447 --> 00:28:32.493
-I don't know who that is...
-ANTHONY: Why did you guys...

669
00:28:32.536 --> 00:28:34.408
What was the concept
of the idea?

670
00:28:34.451 --> 00:28:35.931
-Bro, we film everything.
You know this.
-ANTHONY: Take the trash out,

671
00:28:35.975 --> 00:28:37.193
I'll give you
a thousand dollars?

672
00:28:37.237 --> 00:28:40.153
Wait is that... Dude...

673
00:28:40.196 --> 00:28:42.764
-NOAH: What?
-Is that the guy,
that homeless dude?

674
00:28:42.808 --> 00:28:44.810
Is that the same--

675
00:28:44.853 --> 00:28:46.202
ANTHONY: I'm just wondering
why you guys recorded yourself
taking the trash?

676
00:28:46.246 --> 00:28:48.422
So literally
in front of that weird house.

677
00:28:48.465 --> 00:28:50.337
The one that freaking
squirted on my shirt.

678
00:28:50.380 --> 00:28:52.513
I don't know.
I just get bad vibes
from this whole neighborhood.

679
00:28:52.556 --> 00:28:53.601
-I do--
-ANTHONY: Oh, my God.

680
00:28:53.644 --> 00:28:55.124
Just take this camera.

681
00:28:55.168 --> 00:28:57.518
You look at that.
That's a weird.
What're you doing?

682
00:28:57.561 --> 00:29:00.129
Look, look at this.
Look, where you are.

683
00:29:00.173 --> 00:29:02.001
This is a $10-million house.

684
00:29:02.044 --> 00:29:03.480
Actually, I clickbaited.
It's five million.

685
00:29:03.524 --> 00:29:04.786
Don't overthink it. Look...

686
00:29:04.830 --> 00:29:07.049
I get it. But listen,
put yourself in my shoes.

687
00:29:07.093 --> 00:29:09.791
If you took out the trash
at midnight--

688
00:29:09.835 --> 00:29:11.097
-Here.
-If you took,

689
00:29:11.140 --> 00:29:12.707
if you took the trash out
at midnight--

690
00:29:12.751 --> 00:29:14.665
It's like, I'm FaZe Rug,
and I have...

691
00:29:14.709 --> 00:29:17.059
-NOAH: Oh, you're walking
in his shoes!
-I have 10 million subscribers!

692
00:29:17.103 --> 00:29:19.061
I mean, 17 million subscribers.

693
00:29:19.105 --> 00:29:20.933
I'm in
a $5-million house.

694
00:29:20.976 --> 00:29:22.499
I'm freaking living my life.

695
00:29:22.543 --> 00:29:24.806
You're dumb. You're ridiculous.
I'm out of here.

696
00:29:24.850 --> 00:29:26.590
-What the?
-NOAH: What's gotten
into that guy?

697
00:29:26.634 --> 00:29:28.418
I don't know, like,
you get me though, right?

698
00:29:28.462 --> 00:29:30.159
NOAH: I get it
but at the same time,
he is, right.

699
00:29:30.203 --> 00:29:31.813
Just trust me. Close your eyes.

700
00:29:31.857 --> 00:29:34.990
Trust me. Me and Noah have been
working hard on this, okay?

701
00:29:35.034 --> 00:29:36.426
NOAH: It's a little gift,
but, you know...

702
00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:38.777
-You know, I don't trust you.
-No, trust me, bro.

703
00:29:38.820 --> 00:29:41.736
Trust me. We noticed how you
kind of been feeling
a little down lately?

704
00:29:41.780 --> 00:29:43.303
-Do you trust me or not?
-No.

705
00:29:43.346 --> 00:29:45.392
-Dude, put your, put your--
-I don't trust Noah either.

706
00:29:45.435 --> 00:29:47.089
Why are you guys just giggling?

707
00:29:47.133 --> 00:29:48.830
-Ouch!
-Don't. Keep your eyes closed.
Keep your eyes closed.

708
00:29:48.874 --> 00:29:50.658
Keep your... I'm sorry.
Keep your eyes closed.

709
00:29:50.701 --> 00:29:53.313
Oh, my God. You guys are acting
very suspicious.

710
00:29:53.356 --> 00:29:57.317
Oh, no. For real. For real.
Three, two, one.

711
00:29:59.101 --> 00:30:00.624
Is there a snake in there?

712
00:30:00.668 --> 00:30:02.801
-NOAH: No, no. Just open it.
-Just open it and find out.

713
00:30:02.844 --> 00:30:03.889
-What do you mean?
-NOAH: Just open it.

714
00:30:03.932 --> 00:30:05.629
There's no snake.

715
00:30:05.673 --> 00:30:07.936
-How does a box
look suspicious?
-I don't know. It's you guys.

716
00:30:07.980 --> 00:30:10.199
-Okay.
-NOAH: Ooh, let's go.

717
00:30:10.243 --> 00:30:12.462
-Oh, gosh. Hold up.
-ANTHONY:
You're gonna love it.

718
00:30:12.506 --> 00:30:13.594
Wait, what is that?

719
00:30:16.466 --> 00:30:18.077
-[CHEERS]
-Is that a drone?

720
00:30:18.120 --> 00:30:21.167
-Yup.
-This is so sick!

721
00:30:21.210 --> 00:30:23.169
NOAH: I can't even
see it anymore.
Where is it?

722
00:30:23.212 --> 00:30:24.953
-It's all the way down
the neighborhood.
-Lower it.

723
00:30:24.997 --> 00:30:26.912
Oh, wait, wait.
I'm trying to go to the right.

724
00:30:26.955 --> 00:30:28.304
Yo, look at this guy posing!

725
00:30:28.348 --> 00:30:29.740
-What is he doing?
-Is he naked?

726
00:30:29.784 --> 00:30:31.481
I think he's taking--
I think he's doing a TikTok.

727
00:30:31.525 --> 00:30:32.700
Is that yoga?

728
00:30:32.743 --> 00:30:34.571
-Wait.
-NOAH: What do you mean?

729
00:30:34.615 --> 00:30:36.138
-That's yoga.
-Its yoga all right.

730
00:30:36.182 --> 00:30:37.923
-Don't worry about it.
-Thank you so much for this.

731
00:30:37.966 --> 00:30:39.402
You guys are honestly the best.

732
00:30:39.446 --> 00:30:40.751
-You know we got you.
-I appreciate that.

733
00:30:40.795 --> 00:30:42.231
-Oh, Brian, Brian, Brian!
-Oh, my God, what--

734
00:30:42.275 --> 00:30:44.625
-Fix it.
-No! What do I do?
What do I do? I'm trying.

735
00:30:44.668 --> 00:30:47.497
-No, no, no, no! Oh!
-Oh, no!

736
00:30:47.541 --> 00:30:49.804
NOAH: Wait, what happened?
RUG: The drone crashed.

737
00:30:49.848 --> 00:30:51.284
Stop, stop, stop.

738
00:30:52.546 --> 00:30:53.982
She's okay. Jut act casual.

739
00:30:54.026 --> 00:30:55.070
Just act normal, okay?

740
00:30:55.114 --> 00:30:56.376
We're getting sued.

741
00:30:56.419 --> 00:30:58.030
-You think so?
-Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

742
00:30:58.073 --> 00:30:59.858
What happened?
Are you okay?

743
00:30:59.901 --> 00:31:01.685
-Are you alright?
-Did something happen?

744
00:31:01.729 --> 00:31:03.209
It hit me in the head.

745
00:31:03.252 --> 00:31:05.037
-ANTHONY: Wait, are you okay?
-I don't know.

746
00:31:05.080 --> 00:31:07.082
-Who would do that?
-Who the heck would...

747
00:31:07.126 --> 00:31:09.606
fly a drone
in this beautiful neighborhood?

748
00:31:09.650 --> 00:31:10.999
What the heck?

749
00:31:11.043 --> 00:31:12.479
You know what?

750
00:31:12.522 --> 00:31:14.611
I'm going to get
to the bottom of this for you.

751
00:31:14.655 --> 00:31:16.657
-This is, this is absurd.
-[DOG SNARLS]

752
00:31:16.700 --> 00:31:17.832
Sorry.

753
00:31:17.876 --> 00:31:19.007
This is absurd.

754
00:31:19.051 --> 00:31:20.226
You feel like
you're going to pass out?

755
00:31:20.269 --> 00:31:21.662
It's okay. It's okay.
Let's just go.

756
00:31:21.705 --> 00:31:23.882
Thank you, ma'am.
Hope you feel better.

757
00:31:23.925 --> 00:31:27.450
You feel any pain in your,
in your head? No nausea?

758
00:31:27.494 --> 00:31:29.800
Anthony, let's go. Stop.
She's good. Thank you.

759
00:31:29.844 --> 00:31:32.586
It's so nice to meet you. Bye.

760
00:31:32.629 --> 00:31:35.154
That was actually
a cheap drone if it
didn't capture that footage.

761
00:31:35.197 --> 00:31:36.677
NOAH: Whoa, whoa.
RUG: Seriously.

762
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:38.070
Buddy, buddy, buddy. We've spent
a lot of money on that.

763
00:31:38.113 --> 00:31:40.246
Yeah, you guys crashed it.
It's probably corrupted.

764
00:31:40.289 --> 00:31:43.553
-We'll look at it after.
Let's just go eat.
-NOAH: I'm pretty hungry too.

765
00:31:43.597 --> 00:31:45.207
No, I'm trying
to see the house,

766
00:31:45.251 --> 00:31:47.775
and it literally, like, cuts out
right before I get to the house.

767
00:31:47.818 --> 00:31:49.124
Oh, you wanna see
the house so bad?

768
00:31:49.168 --> 00:31:50.212
Just go on Maps.

769
00:31:51.344 --> 00:31:53.085
I mean, is it, like, up-to-date?

770
00:31:53.128 --> 00:31:55.261
Am I going to see
how it looks right this second?

771
00:31:55.304 --> 00:31:58.786
ANTHONY: Yes, up-to-date.
How do you think I find
all the local moms in my area?

772
00:31:58.829 --> 00:32:00.135
Okay.

773
00:32:00.179 --> 00:32:02.007
You guys see something
in this picture?

774
00:32:03.443 --> 00:32:05.575
-Seriously.
-I see a lot of houses.

775
00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:07.926
Yeah, I know, but like,
what do you see in this area?

776
00:32:09.405 --> 00:32:10.841
What do you
want me to say?

777
00:32:16.021 --> 00:32:17.065
I see a house.

778
00:32:17.109 --> 00:32:19.241
This looks like hair. Right?

779
00:32:20.155 --> 00:32:21.983
-These look like eyes.
-Okay.

780
00:32:22.027 --> 00:32:26.814
These look like I eyebrows.
a nose and a smiley face.

781
00:32:26.857 --> 00:32:28.294
Okay, we're going to go
check out the house.

782
00:32:28.337 --> 00:32:30.296
-No. No, no, no.
-Yes. You wanna eat?
You wanna eat?

783
00:32:30.339 --> 00:32:31.862
-Yes.
-We're gonna go
check out the house.

784
00:32:31.906 --> 00:32:33.081
Oh, my God.
Can I get cheese itelie?

785
00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:38.347
They're leaving.
They're leaving. Hold on,
wait for them.

786
00:32:38.391 --> 00:32:40.175
This guy's out of his mind.
We're literally
breaking the law.

787
00:32:40.219 --> 00:32:42.003
Brian, I don't think this is
a good idea.

788
00:32:42.047 --> 00:32:43.657
Of course you guys
don't think
it's a good idea.

789
00:32:43.700 --> 00:32:45.876
Come on, breaking into a house
is supposed to be a good idea?

790
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.008
We're just checking it out.

791
00:32:47.052 --> 00:32:48.096
We're trespassing.

792
00:32:48.140 --> 00:32:49.315
This isn't trespassing.

793
00:32:49.358 --> 00:32:52.187
This is 25 to life.
Who else does that?

794
00:32:52.231 --> 00:32:53.362
Please, bro, come on, dude!

795
00:32:53.406 --> 00:32:55.016
[WHISPERING]

796
00:32:55.060 --> 00:32:58.324
I'm gonna go to prison for life.
I'm gonna get the death penalty.

797
00:32:58.367 --> 00:33:00.326
People are gonna do, like,
news reports on me.

798
00:33:00.369 --> 00:33:01.849
-[DOORBELL CHIMING]
-I'm gonna--

799
00:33:03.242 --> 00:33:04.721
Maybe that'll shut you up.

800
00:33:04.765 --> 00:33:06.985
Every curtain,
every curtain is closed.

801
00:33:07.028 --> 00:33:09.161
-They're probably old.
-What do you think this is?

802
00:33:09.204 --> 00:33:11.032
-What is that?
-ANTHONY: Stop peeking
through their window.

803
00:33:11.076 --> 00:33:12.120
-NOAH: Brian...
-That's not illegal.

804
00:33:12.164 --> 00:33:13.339
NOAH: It's not our house.

805
00:33:13.382 --> 00:33:14.514
I don't care.

806
00:33:23.871 --> 00:33:25.960
NOAH: I don't think this is
a good idea.

807
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:29.224
-Are we in?
-ANTHONY: I mean, I get it.

808
00:33:29.268 --> 00:33:30.617
It's a circus out here.

809
00:33:32.575 --> 00:33:33.924
NOAH: Sher...

810
00:33:33.968 --> 00:33:36.231
So I'm saying they still,
they could still be home.

811
00:33:39.408 --> 00:33:40.583
Okay, they can't see us.

812
00:33:44.413 --> 00:33:45.980
So what's the plan now?

813
00:33:46.024 --> 00:33:48.156
I mean, if they're not home,
then we could kind of have--

814
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:50.071
-We could have some fun.
-What?

815
00:33:50.115 --> 00:33:53.640
-We could have some fun.
-Are you
out of your mind, Brian?

816
00:33:53.683 --> 00:33:55.816
-Anthony, Anthony,
just one minute.
-[SHUSHES]

817
00:33:55.859 --> 00:33:57.861
They're not home.
You're gonna like this. Come on.

818
00:33:59.080 --> 00:34:00.473
Noah, Come on in.
Film it.

819
00:34:00.516 --> 00:34:03.084
All right, if we get caught,
like, what do we--

820
00:34:03.476 --> 00:34:04.477
Whoa!

821
00:34:06.044 --> 00:34:08.350
[BOTH LAUGHING]

822
00:34:08.394 --> 00:34:10.483
I haven't been in
a bounce house in so long.

823
00:34:10.526 --> 00:34:12.920
[BOTH LAUGHING]

824
00:34:13.529 --> 00:34:14.530
[BURSTS]

825
00:34:17.707 --> 00:34:19.579
Noah, Noah!

826
00:34:19.622 --> 00:34:20.971
NOAH:
Where are you guys?
RUG: Dude.

827
00:34:21.015 --> 00:34:22.843
What the hell just happened?

828
00:34:22.886 --> 00:34:24.627
We have to get out.
Hurry up, hurry up.

829
00:34:25.324 --> 00:34:26.368
[NOAH PANTS]

830
00:34:26.412 --> 00:34:28.109
Come here.

831
00:34:28.153 --> 00:34:29.110
NOAH: What happened?

832
00:34:31.373 --> 00:34:33.810
-Oh, my God, we broke it.
-No, no, We gotta go.

833
00:34:33.854 --> 00:34:35.638
-We gotta go.
-NOAH: This is not good.

834
00:34:35.682 --> 00:34:37.466
Bro, we're gonna
get in so much trouble.

835
00:34:39.468 --> 00:34:40.469
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

836
00:34:42.515 --> 00:34:43.951
[CAR APPROACHING]

837
00:34:47.563 --> 00:34:48.651
ANTHONY:
Get down, get down!

838
00:34:49.261 --> 00:34:51.219
Get down!

839
00:34:51.263 --> 00:34:52.481
[WHISPERING]
We're done. We're done!

840
00:34:55.223 --> 00:34:57.486
-Did he see us?
-I don't think so.
I don't think so.

841
00:34:57.530 --> 00:34:58.531
Hide, hide, hide.

842
00:35:01.577 --> 00:35:03.710
He's coming, he's coming.

843
00:35:03.753 --> 00:35:04.754
[SHUSHES]

844
00:35:17.202 --> 00:35:18.855
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]

845
00:35:25.123 --> 00:35:26.211
Go, go, go, go, go.

846
00:35:27.516 --> 00:35:29.127
Keep going,
keep going, keep going.

847
00:35:29.170 --> 00:35:31.216
NOAH: We'll get caught.
RUG: To the right.
To the right!

848
00:35:34.741 --> 00:35:36.264
NOAH: This way, you idiot!

849
00:35:37.657 --> 00:35:38.962
Watch where you're going?

850
00:35:39.006 --> 00:35:40.660
-I'm, I'm so sorry.
-Stop.

851
00:35:40.703 --> 00:35:42.314
I'm not making any noise.

852
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:47.275
-Should we tell?
-NOAH: No, we have to.

853
00:35:47.319 --> 00:35:48.668
It's messed up if we don't.

854
00:35:48.711 --> 00:35:50.452
Did you guys
get the footage uploaded?

855
00:35:50.496 --> 00:35:51.888
ANTHONY: Yeah,
we got the footage.

856
00:35:51.932 --> 00:35:53.455
Okay, let's go see it.

857
00:35:53.499 --> 00:35:55.327
Where do you,
where do you watch it?

858
00:35:55.370 --> 00:35:56.371
What are the odds...

859
00:35:57.633 --> 00:35:59.722
Really think about
what are the odds--

860
00:35:59.766 --> 00:36:01.507
The odds of what?

861
00:36:01.550 --> 00:36:04.510
That you were right about
everything that you said
to me and Noah.

862
00:36:04.553 --> 00:36:05.641
-You guys believe me now?
-I believe you.

863
00:36:05.685 --> 00:36:07.034
NOAH: Yes, 100%.

864
00:36:07.077 --> 00:36:09.167
What did you guys see
to make you say that?

865
00:36:11.256 --> 00:36:12.561
NOAH: Bro...

866
00:36:12.605 --> 00:36:15.303
I told you and I told you.
I told both of you guys.

867
00:36:15.347 --> 00:36:16.652
You guys didn't believe me.

868
00:36:16.696 --> 00:36:18.176
Look at that.

869
00:36:18.219 --> 00:36:21.353
It's a guy in clown makeup
in broad daylight.

870
00:36:21.396 --> 00:36:23.268
Nobody just does that.

871
00:36:23.311 --> 00:36:26.096
Wait, so that means we were
being watched
in the bounce house.

872
00:36:26.140 --> 00:36:28.316
The guy that we thought
was homeless

873
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:30.144
watched us take out
the trash.

874
00:36:30.188 --> 00:36:31.580
What is going on?
There's clowns.

875
00:36:31.624 --> 00:36:33.147
There's clowns next door.

876
00:36:33.191 --> 00:36:34.975
Can we please
just leave this alone?

877
00:36:35.018 --> 00:36:37.107
-NOAH: Yeah, you're right.
-Leave this alone?

878
00:36:37.151 --> 00:36:39.240
-NOAH: We shouldn't go back--
-I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.

879
00:36:39.284 --> 00:36:40.720
And I have the perfect way
to do it.

880
00:36:40.763 --> 00:36:42.678
-And you guys are--
-Calling the cops.

881
00:36:42.722 --> 00:36:44.550
No, we're not calling the cops.
All three of us are gonna
do a stakeout.

882
00:36:44.593 --> 00:36:47.030
-What? No.
-No, I'm not doing stakeout.

883
00:36:47.074 --> 00:36:48.945
Who was with you
in the haunted tunnel?

884
00:36:48.989 --> 00:36:51.731
-We're starting this.
-Who was there
when we played the Ouija board.

885
00:36:51.774 --> 00:36:53.646
-You were.
-Okay. So do you trust me?

886
00:36:53.689 --> 00:36:55.169
-Obviously, I trust you.
-Okay.

887
00:36:55.213 --> 00:36:56.301
But it's not even up to you.

888
00:36:56.344 --> 00:36:57.519
I have
a dentist appointment tonight.

889
00:36:57.563 --> 00:36:59.042
-I'm getting my--
-NOAH: Me too.

890
00:36:59.086 --> 00:37:01.436
I'm getting my right hand
transferred with my left hand.

891
00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:03.264
-At the dentist?
-Yeah, so that my thumbs

892
00:37:03.308 --> 00:37:05.701
-could be on the opposite side.
-That's cool.

893
00:37:05.745 --> 00:37:06.746
[CAR APPROACHING]

894
00:37:10.532 --> 00:37:13.579
Okay, We're here guys.
Stakeout time.

895
00:37:13.622 --> 00:37:15.102
We got the binoculars.

896
00:37:15.145 --> 00:37:17.278
We got the In-N-Out.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.

897
00:37:17.322 --> 00:37:20.499
-NOAH: Ooh.
-And if you guys get tired.

898
00:37:20.542 --> 00:37:23.023
NOAH: Oh, Okay.
That makes this a lot better.

899
00:37:23.066 --> 00:37:25.112
Exactly. Walkie talkies, baby.

900
00:37:25.155 --> 00:37:27.332
-Ready? Watch this. Watch this.
-Are you an idiot?

901
00:37:28.333 --> 00:37:30.596
-Sherman.
-I'm right here, dumbass.

902
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.511
Why are we spying on people?

903
00:37:32.554 --> 00:37:34.339
-NOAH: Yeah, yeah.
Why are we spying on people?
-That's not the point.

904
00:37:34.382 --> 00:37:37.211
-You guys agreed to it.
-How long is this going to take?

905
00:37:37.255 --> 00:37:41.563
'Cause my friend Morrison is at,
uh, my friend's house.

906
00:37:41.607 --> 00:37:44.523
-Are you talking
about Morty?
-Morty, Morrison.

907
00:37:44.566 --> 00:37:46.133
Oh! Oh, oh!

908
00:37:47.482 --> 00:37:49.267
Is that them? Check, check.
Is that them?

909
00:37:50.180 --> 00:37:51.312
NOAH: No. We're good.

910
00:37:51.356 --> 00:37:52.705
We're going to be here
for a hot minute.

911
00:37:52.748 --> 00:37:54.315
I'm not going to lie.
We're going to be here for--

912
00:37:54.359 --> 00:37:55.708
Dude, I don't
like hamburgers.

913
00:37:55.751 --> 00:37:57.492
Marie has probably finished
cleaning the house.

914
00:37:57.536 --> 00:38:00.234
I don't care.
Get some energy for Marie.

915
00:38:00.278 --> 00:38:02.758
-Let's go home,
let's regroup...
-NOAH: Facts.

916
00:38:02.802 --> 00:38:04.456
-Let's go to sleep.
-Get down, quick.

917
00:38:07.110 --> 00:38:09.635
-It's not them.
-Do I look like someone
who has stakeouts, Brian?

918
00:38:09.678 --> 00:38:10.940
I look like
someone who--

919
00:38:11.463 --> 00:38:14.204
[BOTH LAUGH]

920
00:38:14.248 --> 00:38:16.294
NOAH: Hey, bro, like,
you're not gonna see anything.

921
00:38:17.556 --> 00:38:19.079
I don't know, I mean...

922
00:38:19.993 --> 00:38:21.429
I'm, I'm still going to stay.

923
00:38:21.473 --> 00:38:23.736
Dude, I didn't commit
to something for no reason.

924
00:38:23.779 --> 00:38:26.652
[WHISPERING] Look at this dude.
Okay, watch this. Ready?

925
00:38:26.695 --> 00:38:28.958
RUG: Are you recording?
[SHUSHES]
NOAH: Yeah.

926
00:38:29.002 --> 00:38:30.308
-What are you doing?
-RUG: Just wait.

927
00:38:30.351 --> 00:38:31.352
-Are you recording?
-NOAH: Yeah.

928
00:38:31.396 --> 00:38:32.614
RUG: Oh, good.

929
00:38:32.658 --> 00:38:34.529
-[RUG FARTS]
-[NOAH GIGGLING]

930
00:38:34.573 --> 00:38:36.923
-Oh!
-RUG: What is that?

931
00:38:36.966 --> 00:38:39.447
Oh, they just came back.
Get back, get back, get back.

932
00:38:39.491 --> 00:38:41.014
Hold on, hold on.
Shh, shh, shh.

933
00:38:41.057 --> 00:38:44.496
-They just got back.
-NOAH: Anthony,
wake up! Wake up!

934
00:38:44.539 --> 00:38:46.149
-I smell like shit!
-Get up, get up!

935
00:38:46.193 --> 00:38:47.412
Get up, get up, get up!!

936
00:38:47.455 --> 00:38:48.587
Get down, get down!

937
00:38:48.630 --> 00:38:50.371
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

938
00:38:50.415 --> 00:38:51.416
RUG: [SHUSHES] Shut up.

939
00:38:52.112 --> 00:38:53.156
Wait, look.

940
00:38:55.376 --> 00:38:57.030
Oh, they're here.

941
00:38:57.073 --> 00:38:59.119
-Oh, there's another one.
-ANTHONY: Wait, wait.
Who's that?

942
00:38:59.946 --> 00:39:01.469
He's in a clown costume.

943
00:39:03.123 --> 00:39:04.211
You see that?

944
00:39:04.254 --> 00:39:06.387
-What is that?
-NOAH: What's happening?

945
00:39:06.431 --> 00:39:07.388
RUG: I don't know.

946
00:39:08.694 --> 00:39:09.956
Wait. Look, look!

947
00:39:11.349 --> 00:39:14.177
No, no, no.

948
00:39:14.221 --> 00:39:15.962
ANTHONY: Bro, why are they
dressed like that?

949
00:39:16.005 --> 00:39:17.398
RUG: What are they doing?

950
00:39:17.442 --> 00:39:19.400
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell?

951
00:39:20.009 --> 00:39:21.446
Did she just fall?

952
00:39:21.489 --> 00:39:24.013
ANTHONY: Why's his hair green?
RUG: Look, there's more!

953
00:39:24.057 --> 00:39:26.494
ANTHONY:
Is that guy 7' tall?
RUG: How tall is that guy?

954
00:39:27.277 --> 00:39:29.062
Is he crawling?

955
00:39:29.105 --> 00:39:31.238
ANTHONY: What is that thing?
RUG: Is that a colored Afro?

956
00:39:31.281 --> 00:39:32.631
That guy has clown hair.

957
00:39:32.674 --> 00:39:35.416
I tell you, I'm telling you,
they're clowns.

958
00:39:35.460 --> 00:39:36.591
ANTHONY: She's
crawling backwards.

959
00:39:36.635 --> 00:39:37.984
RUG: What the...

960
00:39:38.027 --> 00:39:39.768
ANTHONY: She was crawling
upside down.

961
00:39:39.812 --> 00:39:41.074
RUG: What?
What just happened?

962
00:39:41.117 --> 00:39:42.902
ANTHONY:
That has to be impossible.

963
00:39:42.945 --> 00:39:44.251
No way. There's more.

964
00:39:44.904 --> 00:39:46.209
Another person.

965
00:39:46.253 --> 00:39:47.515
NOAH: How do they do that?
RUG: What the hell?

966
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:49.038
NOAH: Who are
you living next to?

967
00:39:49.082 --> 00:39:51.084
I don't know!
That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

968
00:39:51.127 --> 00:39:52.999
Do we call the cops
or like what?

969
00:39:53.042 --> 00:39:55.523
ANTHONY:
You're not gonna call the cops
on people getting out of a car.

970
00:39:55.567 --> 00:39:56.916
-Is that illegal though?
-NOAH: I don't--

971
00:39:56.959 --> 00:39:58.831
-It's not illegal.
-RUG: We can't just...

972
00:39:58.874 --> 00:40:02.225
We just witnessed the weirdest
craziest thing of all time.

973
00:40:02.269 --> 00:40:03.618
How did they do that?

974
00:40:03.662 --> 00:40:04.706
I don't know. Why don't you
send them an email?

975
00:40:04.750 --> 00:40:06.186
We have to check it out.

976
00:40:06.229 --> 00:40:07.317
-We have to!
-NOAH: Wait, what?

977
00:40:07.361 --> 00:40:08.710
-We have to check it out.
-NOAH: Okay.

978
00:40:08.754 --> 00:40:10.320
We have to do this
for my channel too.

979
00:40:10.364 --> 00:40:11.583
[SHUSHING]

980
00:40:15.021 --> 00:40:16.631
Dude, it looks like
a normal car.

981
00:40:16.675 --> 00:40:17.719
Hold on, hold on.

982
00:40:18.720 --> 00:40:19.721
ANTHONY:
You see anything?

983
00:40:21.854 --> 00:40:23.333
There's no trap door.

984
00:40:25.901 --> 00:40:28.513
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]

985
00:40:28.556 --> 00:40:30.210
NOAH: Shoot! Let's go.
Let's get out of here.

986
00:40:30.253 --> 00:40:31.472
Let's get out of here.

987
00:40:31.516 --> 00:40:33.518
[CIRCUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

988
00:40:33.909 --> 00:40:34.910
[PANTING]

989
00:40:36.912 --> 00:40:37.913
[DOOR OPENS]

990
00:40:38.610 --> 00:40:42.483
[GUNSHOTS]

991
00:40:46.487 --> 00:40:48.489
[NOAH GIGGLING]

992
00:40:48.533 --> 00:40:49.664
NOAH: What?

993
00:40:49.708 --> 00:40:54.016
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]

994
00:40:54.060 --> 00:40:56.889
[MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

995
00:41:01.589 --> 00:41:03.591
Whoa! Whoa.
What the hell are you doing?

996
00:41:03.635 --> 00:41:05.463
I'm preparing if they
come to my house.

997
00:41:05.506 --> 00:41:06.899
NOAH: This isn't Call of Duty.

998
00:41:06.942 --> 00:41:08.683
My neighbors are clowns.
Do you not understand that?

999
00:41:08.727 --> 00:41:11.381
NOAH: Maybe you should
stop clowning around.

1000
00:41:11.425 --> 00:41:13.122
Dude, you literally
just don't get it.

1001
00:41:13.166 --> 00:41:15.255
When the clowns show up,
who's the one that's gonna
be prepared?

1002
00:41:15.298 --> 00:41:16.299
Exactly. Me.

1003
00:41:18.780 --> 00:41:20.521
-ANTHONY: Marie.
-Mmm?

1004
00:41:20.565 --> 00:41:21.870
Hi, Marie. Hey.

1005
00:41:21.914 --> 00:41:24.264
-Hi.
-How do I look
in this picture?

1006
00:41:25.352 --> 00:41:26.571
You look good.

1007
00:41:26.614 --> 00:41:28.137
-Oh, I look good?
-Yeah.

1008
00:41:28.181 --> 00:41:30.531
-How about,
how does Noah look?
-Dude, who did this?

1009
00:41:30.575 --> 00:41:32.141
Who did this?
Who put this outside?

1010
00:41:32.185 --> 00:41:33.795
-I'm not playing.
-We're in the middle
of something.

1011
00:41:33.839 --> 00:41:35.710
-What are you--
-I put it outside.

1012
00:41:35.754 --> 00:41:38.017
It came in box
and it was little bit ripped

1013
00:41:38.060 --> 00:41:40.149
so I take it out to see if...

1014
00:41:40.193 --> 00:41:41.890
I didn't order this.

1015
00:41:41.934 --> 00:41:43.762
-Did you guys order this?
Be honest.
-Of course you ordered it.

1016
00:41:43.805 --> 00:41:45.938
You have so many toys
that you know what?

1017
00:41:45.981 --> 00:41:47.417
You don't even know
what you have.

1018
00:41:47.461 --> 00:41:49.463
-How did this end up here?
-Okay, you have to tell me

1019
00:41:49.507 --> 00:41:52.597
if you are on drugs,
I'm gonna talk to your mom
because you're acting weird.

1020
00:41:52.640 --> 00:41:53.946
I'm not on drugs!

1021
00:41:53.989 --> 00:41:56.470
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

1022
00:42:02.258 --> 00:42:03.912
ANTHONY: Yes, Marie. Yes.

1023
00:42:05.479 --> 00:42:07.263
-What does that--
-It came with this.

1024
00:42:12.007 --> 00:42:13.705
"Dear Rug,

1025
00:42:13.748 --> 00:42:15.533
"welcome to the game.

1026
00:42:15.576 --> 00:42:17.317
"Are you having fun yet?"

1027
00:42:19.754 --> 00:42:22.191
It's the clowns.
They know.

1028
00:42:22.235 --> 00:42:23.715
They know
we broke into their house.

1029
00:42:23.758 --> 00:42:25.194
They know we popped
their bounce house.

1030
00:42:25.238 --> 00:42:26.979
They were watching us.
They're pissed.

1031
00:42:27.022 --> 00:42:29.111
What are they gonna do,
swallow a sword in front of me?

1032
00:42:45.954 --> 00:42:48.043
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

1033
00:42:55.660 --> 00:42:57.009
NOAH: Are you ready
for some movies?

1034
00:42:57.052 --> 00:42:59.141
ANTHONY: I guess.
NOAH: Let's do it.

1035
00:42:59.185 --> 00:43:00.926
ANTHONY: We should just
like work something...

1036
00:43:00.969 --> 00:43:03.058
Calm down, I look like...

1037
00:43:03.711 --> 00:43:05.147
You look good.

1038
00:43:06.192 --> 00:43:07.367
Sure.

1039
00:43:07.410 --> 00:43:09.674
[NOAH LAUGHS]

1040
00:43:09.717 --> 00:43:10.849
Okay. Well, are you gonna
come with me

1041
00:43:10.892 --> 00:43:12.546
to the store to pick it up?

1042
00:43:12.590 --> 00:43:14.374
Your PC? Of course.

1043
00:43:14.417 --> 00:43:18.030
"Crazy clowns
in San Diego."
Yo.

1044
00:43:18.073 --> 00:43:20.467
-What?
-Check this out.

1045
00:43:20.510 --> 00:43:24.558
"Bobo's dog was
mauled by a lion in
a freak circus accident.

1046
00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:26.473
-"Bobo went off the rails."
-Yeah.

1047
00:43:26.516 --> 00:43:28.344
That has to be his trigger!

1048
00:43:28.388 --> 00:43:32.435
"Fire in the big tent.
Ten people dead,
skewered by a juggling knife.

1049
00:43:32.479 --> 00:43:34.002
"No laughing matter.

1050
00:43:34.046 --> 00:43:37.353
"His face hasn't been seen
nor his signature giggle heard

1051
00:43:37.397 --> 00:43:39.138
-"in over 30 years."
-What the hell?

1052
00:43:39.181 --> 00:43:40.792
"Next to every
body was a note.

1053
00:43:40.835 --> 00:43:43.359
"Want to play a game?"

1054
00:43:43.403 --> 00:43:44.491
NOAH: Whoa...
RUG: Bro,

1055
00:43:44.534 --> 00:43:46.711
I'm telling you,
my neighbor's the clown.

1056
00:43:46.754 --> 00:43:49.365
-No. No.
-But it all makes sense.

1057
00:43:49.409 --> 00:43:51.324
Hold on.
"Although there
has since been

1058
00:43:51.367 --> 00:43:55.067
"reports of individuals dressed
in clown attire
attacking local citizens,

1059
00:43:55.110 --> 00:43:58.505
"there has been no concrete
evidence to back these claims.

1060
00:43:58.548 --> 00:44:01.726
"The case is still considered
open and unsolved."

1061
00:44:08.733 --> 00:44:10.560
ANTHONY: Noah!
NOAH: What?

1062
00:44:10.604 --> 00:44:12.388
ANTHONY: Come here.
NOAH: Where are you?

1063
00:44:12.432 --> 00:44:13.912
ANTHONY: I'm in the,
in the pantry.

1064
00:44:16.392 --> 00:44:18.003
NOAH: Yo!
What are you doing?

1065
00:44:18.046 --> 00:44:20.048
You need to help me
film a video. Please?

1066
00:44:20.092 --> 00:44:21.528
-I need a giraffe.
-A giraffe?

1067
00:44:21.571 --> 00:44:24.270
I need, uh,
three quarts of motor oil.

1068
00:44:24.313 --> 00:44:27.229
I need
a 73-foot ladder.

1069
00:44:27.273 --> 00:44:29.014
Hold on,
have you seen the honey?

1070
00:44:29.057 --> 00:44:31.059
-NOAH: I have not. Wait...
-Oh.

1071
00:44:31.756 --> 00:44:34.323
[CAR ENGINE REVVING]

1072
00:44:36.761 --> 00:44:39.111
Yo!

1073
00:44:39.154 --> 00:44:42.941
What's up, brother?
Look at what someone put
on the front of my car.

1074
00:44:42.984 --> 00:44:44.769
-ANTHONY: Is that
a clown nose?
-I don't know.

1075
00:44:44.812 --> 00:44:47.597
People keep messing with me
while I'm out in public.

1076
00:44:47.641 --> 00:44:49.599
-Looks pretty good.
-No, no, that's not cool

1077
00:44:49.643 --> 00:44:50.992
and what you guys
doing here, anyway?

1078
00:44:51.036 --> 00:44:53.429
Do you know anywhere
that we could get a giraffe?

1079
00:44:54.779 --> 00:44:55.910
-Giraffe?
-Yeah.

1080
00:44:55.954 --> 00:44:58.826
Three of them.
One fully grown giraffe

1081
00:44:58.870 --> 00:45:03.091
and one medium sized giraffe
and a baby cat.

1082
00:45:03.135 --> 00:45:04.440
I'm sick of these pranks.

1083
00:45:04.484 --> 00:45:07.182
Tell everybody to stop
pranking me. I'm serious.

1084
00:45:07.226 --> 00:45:11.752
Maybe we could do, like a vlog,
or I mean, I just posted one.

1085
00:45:11.796 --> 00:45:15.495
NOAH: I lean more towards
like either a challenge or like
something having to--

1086
00:45:15.538 --> 00:45:17.540
-Yes. We gotta
incorporate the wheel.
-Oh! Bro, of course!

1087
00:45:17.584 --> 00:45:19.325
For sure in the pool.

1088
00:45:19.368 --> 00:45:20.935
-Okay.
-We've been here
a few days.

1089
00:45:20.979 --> 00:45:22.328
-Weather's been nice.
-It's hot.

1090
00:45:22.371 --> 00:45:23.459
Why don't we use fans?

1091
00:45:23.503 --> 00:45:25.157
Why don't we use fans?

1092
00:45:25.200 --> 00:45:26.593
We can use fans
for the challenge video.

1093
00:45:26.636 --> 00:45:28.029
-That's a greater idea.
-In the pool.

1094
00:45:28.073 --> 00:45:30.989
[THUDDING]

1095
00:45:31.032 --> 00:45:32.904
Dude, what?

1096
00:45:32.947 --> 00:45:36.081
NOAH: Maybe it just creaks
in the house. I don't know.

1097
00:45:36.124 --> 00:45:38.387
There's no way.
No one, no one's here but us.

1098
00:45:38.431 --> 00:45:40.085
I know. I don't know.

1099
00:45:40.128 --> 00:45:42.914
I mean, this house is huge, so.
Wait, I set the alarm, right?

1100
00:45:42.957 --> 00:45:44.611
NOAH: Yeah, everything
should be locked up.

1101
00:45:53.054 --> 00:45:55.317
I swear the sounds
were coming more down the hall.

1102
00:45:59.539 --> 00:46:00.540
The light's on.

1103
00:46:03.848 --> 00:46:04.849
If something pops out at me,

1104
00:46:04.892 --> 00:46:06.111
-you're moving out.
-NOAH: I'm not--

1105
00:46:06.154 --> 00:46:07.765
-You're moving out.
-I'm not pranking you.

1106
00:46:08.374 --> 00:46:10.376
[MACHINE CLANGING]

1107
00:46:20.299 --> 00:46:21.822
[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]

1108
00:46:21.866 --> 00:46:24.346
NOAH: No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

1109
00:46:24.390 --> 00:46:26.218
Bro, I... That's not me!

1110
00:46:26.261 --> 00:46:27.915
RUG: Yo.
NOAH: Bro, what is that?

1111
00:46:27.959 --> 00:46:29.047
Is this that Anthony?
Is he here?

1112
00:46:29.090 --> 00:46:30.526
NOAH: Bro, what is that?

1113
00:46:30.570 --> 00:46:32.615
It's a clown shoe,
and you know that.

1114
00:46:32.659 --> 00:46:34.792
It has to be Anthony.
It's Anthony.

1115
00:46:34.835 --> 00:46:36.402
A 100% it's Anthony.
He's pranking us.

1116
00:46:36.445 --> 00:46:37.664
Anthony! Come out!

1117
00:46:37.707 --> 00:46:40.145
[ALL SPEAKING TOGETHER]

1118
00:46:40.188 --> 00:46:43.539
...right now if it was me.
I would tell you right now
if it was me. It's not me.

1119
00:46:44.802 --> 00:46:47.326
Wow! So bright!

1120
00:46:47.369 --> 00:46:50.372
RUG: What the heck
is going on?

1121
00:46:50.416 --> 00:46:52.157
What on earth
is going on?

1122
00:46:53.767 --> 00:46:55.203
NOAH: Let me
turn the light. Hold on.

1123
00:46:56.465 --> 00:46:57.771
Turn it on, dude.

1124
00:47:07.955 --> 00:47:09.478
Oh, my God!

1125
00:47:09.522 --> 00:47:11.045
How did these balloons
get in here?

1126
00:47:12.525 --> 00:47:15.397
They broke in.
They're here. They're here.

1127
00:47:18.923 --> 00:47:20.098
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

1128
00:47:20.141 --> 00:47:21.882
RUG: Oh, my God.
They're moving.

1129
00:47:21.926 --> 00:47:23.014
How are they moving?

1130
00:47:23.710 --> 00:47:24.842
NOAH: What the hell?

1131
00:47:42.685 --> 00:47:43.904
[BALLOON BURSTS]

1132
00:47:45.819 --> 00:47:46.864
NOAH: What was that?

1133
00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:49.301
Wait, what's going on?

1134
00:47:53.435 --> 00:47:54.872
No, no, no, no.

1135
00:47:54.915 --> 00:47:56.482
RUG: All right,
you guys got us.

1136
00:47:59.833 --> 00:48:02.140
[CLATTERING]

1137
00:48:02.183 --> 00:48:03.793
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

1138
00:48:03.837 --> 00:48:05.360
Prank's over.

1139
00:48:09.974 --> 00:48:11.497
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

1140
00:48:13.064 --> 00:48:15.153
-All right, we--
-[THUDDING]

1141
00:48:15.196 --> 00:48:17.459
That's it.
All right, we're done.

1142
00:48:17.503 --> 00:48:18.591
Super funny.

1143
00:48:19.374 --> 00:48:20.462
That's it.

1144
00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:29.558
[EERIE SOUND]

1145
00:48:32.866 --> 00:48:33.911
Who is it?

1146
00:48:38.611 --> 00:48:41.962
-What do you want from--
-[SCREAMING]

1147
00:48:42.006 --> 00:48:43.572
-[ALARM BEEPS]
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Back door open.

1148
00:48:48.186 --> 00:48:49.187
Where is he?

1149
00:48:50.928 --> 00:48:51.972
Where did he go?

1150
00:48:54.192 --> 00:48:55.193
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1151
00:49:06.900 --> 00:49:08.293
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1152
00:49:08.336 --> 00:49:09.337
[GROWLS]

1153
00:49:10.469 --> 00:49:11.470
[PANTING]

1154
00:49:12.601 --> 00:49:13.733
NOAH: In here, in here.

1155
00:49:14.299 --> 00:49:15.256
Close, close!

1156
00:49:20.566 --> 00:49:21.871
Do you see him?

1157
00:49:21.915 --> 00:49:22.916
[RUSTLING]

1158
00:49:27.921 --> 00:49:29.967
Do you see him?
Nothing?

1159
00:49:32.143 --> 00:49:33.971
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1160
00:49:34.014 --> 00:49:35.276
Oh! Oh!

1161
00:49:36.190 --> 00:49:37.539
Yes. Hello? 911?

1162
00:49:37.583 --> 00:49:39.367
Yes. There's a clown
in my doghouse.

1163
00:49:39.411 --> 00:49:42.457
A man dressed as a clown
in my doghouse.
Send someone over.

1164
00:49:42.501 --> 00:49:44.938
Yes, I have a house
made for my dog.

1165
00:49:44.982 --> 00:49:46.244
But that's not the point.

1166
00:49:46.287 --> 00:49:47.636
Please send
someone over.

1167
00:49:49.290 --> 00:49:50.509
Yes, I'm in danger.

1168
00:49:50.552 --> 00:49:52.641
Please. Come on.
Send someone over right now.

1169
00:49:52.685 --> 00:49:54.295
MAN: It's just me!

1170
00:49:54.339 --> 00:49:55.470
Open this door!

1171
00:49:56.428 --> 00:49:57.603
RUG: Yes.

1172
00:49:57.646 --> 00:49:59.518
MAN: Dude, open the door.
[BANGING ON DOOR]

1173
00:50:02.782 --> 00:50:04.262
Bro, are you kidding me?

1174
00:50:04.305 --> 00:50:06.003
Why did you
kick me so hard?

1175
00:50:06.046 --> 00:50:12.139
So, so so. I'm so sorry.
It was my brother, Brandon.
He just...

1176
00:50:12.183 --> 00:50:14.054
-Bro!
-...pulled a crazy prank on me.

1177
00:50:14.098 --> 00:50:16.143
What do you have on your shoes?
Like a knife?

1178
00:50:16.187 --> 00:50:18.667
-Why would you kick--
-What is wrong with you, bro?

1179
00:50:18.711 --> 00:50:20.234
-It's a prank, bro.
-No, that's not a freaking--

1180
00:50:20.278 --> 00:50:21.409
You pranked me
a lot worse, bro.

1181
00:50:21.453 --> 00:50:22.802
This isn't a prank.

1182
00:50:22.845 --> 00:50:24.325
This isn't a prank.
You gave me a heart attack.

1183
00:50:24.369 --> 00:50:26.066
I called the cops.

1184
00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:29.417
Okay, well, the FaZe guys
promised me a new
Devin Booker Jersey.

1185
00:50:29.461 --> 00:50:31.419
if I pranked you like this.

1186
00:50:31.463 --> 00:50:33.508
-I'm done. No clowns!
-BRANDON: You called the cops
on your own brother?

1187
00:50:33.987 --> 00:50:34.988
RUG: Yeah.

1188
00:50:37.686 --> 00:50:39.079
So I'm being chased around
my house.

1189
00:50:39.123 --> 00:50:40.472
I'm scared
out of my mind.

1190
00:50:40.515 --> 00:50:43.736
I call the cops
and it turns out to be Brandon.

1191
00:50:43.779 --> 00:50:45.042
It's just not cool, Mom.

1192
00:50:45.085 --> 00:50:46.260
[MAMA RUG
TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

1193
00:50:46.304 --> 00:50:47.435
Yeah, I know.

1194
00:50:47.479 --> 00:50:50.873
[BOTH CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY]

1195
00:50:52.875 --> 00:50:56.227
I'm good, you know, just trying
to get used to the whole house.

1196
00:50:56.270 --> 00:50:59.012
I'm just like a little homesick.I knew it would happen
when I moved out.

1197
00:50:59.056 --> 00:51:01.101
But it actually hit me hard.

1198
00:51:01.145 --> 00:51:03.234
I know. I understand.

1199
00:51:03.277 --> 00:51:06.324
Remember, even us, when we
moved from the old house
to the new house, it was hard.

1200
00:51:06.367 --> 00:51:08.239
-When I moved
from my country here...
-Yeah.

1201
00:51:08.282 --> 00:51:11.198
For a month straight,
I was crying to go back.

1202
00:51:11.242 --> 00:51:13.983
-Really?
-Crying everyday
for my family, friends...

1203
00:51:14.027 --> 00:51:16.073
-You get used to it.
-Yeah.

1204
00:51:16.116 --> 00:51:18.423
-You're a great kid.
-I'm getting old. I'm not,
I'm not a little boy anymore.

1205
00:51:18.466 --> 00:51:19.946
Hey, you're
my little munchkin.

1206
00:51:19.989 --> 00:51:22.035
I'll never stop saying that.

1207
00:51:38.095 --> 00:51:40.662
RUG: Nice.
Good shot. Good shot.

1208
00:51:42.490 --> 00:51:44.362
Bro, come on.

1209
00:51:44.405 --> 00:51:45.754
He was right
in front of you.

1210
00:51:48.366 --> 00:51:50.672
Come on, Come on. Get me!
Get-- Oh gosh!

1211
00:52:01.335 --> 00:52:02.423
Down again.

1212
00:52:03.859 --> 00:52:05.034
Come on. Help me out here.

1213
00:52:06.645 --> 00:52:08.429
All right. Let me
beat the Gulag. Easy.

1214
00:52:09.082 --> 00:52:10.083
Let's go.

1215
00:52:11.084 --> 00:52:12.259
Oh, now I'm down.

1216
00:52:13.739 --> 00:52:15.784
Come on. Pick me up.

1217
00:52:19.353 --> 00:52:21.007
He's right in front of you.

1218
00:52:22.008 --> 00:52:23.227
Come on.

1219
00:52:23.270 --> 00:52:26.055
He what?
Took off his armor?

1220
00:52:31.844 --> 00:52:33.628
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

1221
00:53:27.421 --> 00:53:28.422
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

1222
00:53:30.946 --> 00:53:32.470
-Am I gonna hit the camera?
-NOAH: No...

1223
00:53:32.513 --> 00:53:33.993
You're not going
to hit the camera.

1224
00:53:34.036 --> 00:53:35.255
If I break it,
I'm not paying for it.

1225
00:53:35.299 --> 00:53:36.604
NOAH: Okay, you don't
have to pay for it.

1226
00:53:36.648 --> 00:53:39.477
-Just hit the trick shot.
-Oh, oh, oh.

1227
00:53:39.520 --> 00:53:40.913
-RUG: Hey!
-One more.
One more.

1228
00:53:40.956 --> 00:53:42.610
Who put this in my room
last night?

1229
00:53:42.654 --> 00:53:44.003
BOTH: What is that?

1230
00:53:44.046 --> 00:53:46.092
Bro, look at it.
Who put this on my...

1231
00:53:46.135 --> 00:53:48.268
-NOAH: Is that yarn?
-...nightstand last night?
I know it was one of you guys.

1232
00:53:48.312 --> 00:53:49.617
What is that?
What are you talking about?

1233
00:53:50.444 --> 00:53:51.837
You guys didn't do this?

1234
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:53.839
-No.
-NOAH: I'm actually
so confused right now.

1235
00:53:53.882 --> 00:53:55.884
-What are you talking about?
-Okay if I find out
it was one of you guys,

1236
00:53:55.928 --> 00:53:57.277
you're out of the house.
I'm serious.

1237
00:53:57.321 --> 00:53:58.887
NOAH: You really think
he's gonna kick us out?

1238
00:53:58.931 --> 00:54:01.020
-Was it you?
-No. Why would I
put a red nose...

1239
00:54:01.063 --> 00:54:02.500
Why'd you put
a random nose on--

1240
00:54:02.543 --> 00:54:03.718
RUG: I'm gonna find out
who did this.

1241
00:54:03.762 --> 00:54:04.763
Hello?

1242
00:54:06.373 --> 00:54:08.375
Hey, Marie. How are you?

1243
00:54:08.419 --> 00:54:10.551
Did you put the nose
on my nightstand?

1244
00:54:12.161 --> 00:54:13.467
The red nose.

1245
00:54:13.511 --> 00:54:15.164
[WHISPERS] She probably
thinks he's so weird.

1246
00:54:15.208 --> 00:54:17.166
-You know what
I'm talking about.
-NOAH: I know, right.

1247
00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:19.647
I'm not talking crazy.
Marie, please just let this go.

1248
00:54:19.691 --> 00:54:21.693
You could find someone else
to work for.

1249
00:54:21.736 --> 00:54:23.303
I just don't wanna
work with you anymore.

1250
00:54:23.347 --> 00:54:26.175
No hard feelings.
It's me, not you.

1251
00:54:26.219 --> 00:54:27.960
And thank you for
everything you've done.

1252
00:54:28.003 --> 00:54:29.309
Anthony said he'll miss you.

1253
00:54:29.353 --> 00:54:30.745
Okay, that didn't go well.

1254
00:54:30.789 --> 00:54:32.138
What did she
even say to you?

1255
00:54:32.181 --> 00:54:34.140
She was cussing me,
called me a pendejo,

1256
00:54:34.183 --> 00:54:36.098
and I'm not a pendejo,
I don't know what that is.

1257
00:54:36.142 --> 00:54:37.839
I think things might
go back to normal.

1258
00:54:37.883 --> 00:54:39.493
I think she was the one
causing everything.

1259
00:54:39.537 --> 00:54:40.973
Did she say anything
about me?

1260
00:54:41.016 --> 00:54:43.062
Yes. She said for you
to call her, so...

1261
00:54:49.460 --> 00:54:51.636
Yeah, I feel so much safer
now that Marie's gone.

1262
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:53.464
Mom even told me
she left town, like,

1263
00:54:53.507 --> 00:54:54.726
of course it had to be her.

1264
00:54:54.769 --> 00:54:56.162
It's obviously
not too scary...

1265
00:54:56.205 --> 00:54:57.468
NOAH: No, I'm really good.

1266
00:54:57.511 --> 00:55:00.166
...but like scary enough
to the point that, like,

1267
00:55:00.209 --> 00:55:02.429
you know, it'll get
people's attention.

1268
00:55:03.735 --> 00:55:05.824
[MAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY
ON PHONE]

1269
00:55:07.826 --> 00:55:09.131
NOAH: Oh.

1270
00:55:09.175 --> 00:55:11.177
Can I please just
call you back in a little bit?

1271
00:55:11.220 --> 00:55:12.309
Yo.

1272
00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:14.528
Did you guys do that?

1273
00:55:14.572 --> 00:55:15.616
NOAH: No.

1274
00:55:15.660 --> 00:55:16.965
You didn't put those there?

1275
00:55:17.009 --> 00:55:18.750
I was literally about
to make my mom's food.

1276
00:55:18.793 --> 00:55:21.013
-Did you put those in?
-No, I didn't touch the fridge.

1277
00:55:21.056 --> 00:55:23.363
-That's weird, bro.
-Someone had to have
broken into our house.

1278
00:55:23.407 --> 00:55:25.234
-This is crazy, bro.
-NOAH: I told you
it was Marie.

1279
00:55:25.278 --> 00:55:26.671
We have to call the cops.

1280
00:55:26.714 --> 00:55:28.237
You sure you didn't do that?

1281
00:55:28.281 --> 00:55:29.804
-I didn't touch
the fridge, Anthony.
-What the hell.

1282
00:55:29.848 --> 00:55:30.979
RUG: We're calling the cops.

1283
00:55:31.023 --> 00:55:32.459
ANTHONY: Dude,
call the cops.

1284
00:55:44.732 --> 00:55:46.038
Bring that camera.

1285
00:55:46.081 --> 00:55:47.344
[EXHALES]

1286
00:55:47.387 --> 00:55:48.910
-[BEEPS]
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.

1287
00:55:48.954 --> 00:55:50.999
Hey, thank you guys for coming.

1288
00:55:51.043 --> 00:55:52.653
Are your parents home?

1289
00:55:52.697 --> 00:55:54.612
Uh, no, no,
I own this house.

1290
00:55:55.482 --> 00:55:56.701
RAWLS:
You own this house?

1291
00:55:56.744 --> 00:55:59.834
-Yeah.
-There's no adult here?

1292
00:55:59.878 --> 00:56:02.315
That... That's me. I'm 23.

1293
00:56:02.359 --> 00:56:03.664
Okay. You mind if we come in?

1294
00:56:03.708 --> 00:56:05.057
Yeah, yeah.
No, please, come on in.

1295
00:56:05.100 --> 00:56:06.928
So it's like...

1296
00:56:06.972 --> 00:56:10.018
Uh, I feel like my neighbors
have been messing
with me lately...

1297
00:56:10.062 --> 00:56:12.847
No, no. We put the complaint
in to your neighbors.

1298
00:56:12.891 --> 00:56:15.067
-Okay.
-He denies everything.

1299
00:56:15.110 --> 00:56:16.373
-He denied it?
-Mmm-hmm.

1300
00:56:16.416 --> 00:56:18.026
Well, I mean, of course
he's gonna deny it.

1301
00:56:18.070 --> 00:56:20.377
He's not gonna confess
and go to jail.

1302
00:56:20.420 --> 00:56:22.161
Well, the thing is,
they're saying that

1303
00:56:22.204 --> 00:56:24.990
you were trespassing
on their property.

1304
00:56:25.033 --> 00:56:27.035
Mmm... No, I've never...

1305
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:28.428
You don't know
anything about that?

1306
00:56:28.472 --> 00:56:30.430
No, I, we...
No, I didn't.

1307
00:56:30.474 --> 00:56:33.607
Said you burst
his bounce house.

1308
00:56:33.651 --> 00:56:35.696
Uh, what is that?

1309
00:56:35.740 --> 00:56:37.176
You don't have
any proof?

1310
00:56:37.219 --> 00:56:38.307
Just a hunch?

1311
00:56:38.351 --> 00:56:39.787
Just the pies
in the freezer.

1312
00:56:39.831 --> 00:56:41.615
Maybe you could get,
like, their fingertips.

1313
00:56:41.659 --> 00:56:43.051
So I see your camera.

1314
00:56:43.095 --> 00:56:44.836
So if this is a prank...

1315
00:56:44.879 --> 00:56:46.446
Oh, no, no, no.

1316
00:56:46.490 --> 00:56:47.752
This is a big house.

1317
00:56:47.795 --> 00:56:49.667
You'd think you'd have
some security, right?

1318
00:56:49.710 --> 00:56:51.451
I do. But it didn't
capture them, it just...

1319
00:56:51.495 --> 00:56:53.366
Sir... And I'm gonna
call you sir now

1320
00:56:53.410 --> 00:56:55.455
-'cause you're an adult.
-All right.

1321
00:56:55.499 --> 00:56:56.761
Don't call us out again.

1322
00:56:56.804 --> 00:56:58.850
We come three times,
we're hauling you off,

1323
00:56:58.893 --> 00:57:00.417
-no joke.
-Okay.

1324
00:57:00.460 --> 00:57:02.288
-You understand?
-Yeah, I'm sorry.

1325
00:57:02.331 --> 00:57:03.637
-We're all understood.
-Yes.

1326
00:57:03.681 --> 00:57:05.465
We're going to thank
you guys for coming.

1327
00:57:07.075 --> 00:57:08.686
-[EXHALES]
-So can we, um...

1328
00:57:08.729 --> 00:57:10.252
-Can we get a selfie?
-[CHUCKLES]

1329
00:57:10.296 --> 00:57:12.994
-Selfie?
-Get in the middle there.

1330
00:57:13.038 --> 00:57:14.822
Wait, so,
are you guys pranking us?

1331
00:57:14.866 --> 00:57:15.954
All right,
let's go do deuces here.

1332
00:57:15.997 --> 00:57:17.085
-Deuces!
-Hey!

1333
00:57:17.129 --> 00:57:18.173
[DOOR SLAMS]

1334
00:57:18.217 --> 00:57:19.392
Did you get that
on camera?

1335
00:57:19.436 --> 00:57:21.525
So the cops are not
on our side anymore.

1336
00:57:21.568 --> 00:57:23.657
I'm done. All I know
is that I'm done.

1337
00:57:23.701 --> 00:57:25.311
I'm moving out tomorrow.

1338
00:57:25.354 --> 00:57:26.443
-I'm leaving.
-NOAH: Wait, what?

1339
00:57:26.486 --> 00:57:28.227
People breaking
into my house

1340
00:57:28.270 --> 00:57:29.794
and the cops aren't
gonna help us.
What are we supposed to do?

1341
00:57:29.837 --> 00:57:31.360
Something else we could
do about it, probably.

1342
00:57:31.404 --> 00:57:33.493
No. Tomorrow, 8:00 a.m.,
I'm out.

1343
00:57:33.537 --> 00:57:34.973
House is on the market.

1344
00:57:56.473 --> 00:57:59.519
[TAPPING]

1345
00:57:59.563 --> 00:58:00.825
[LOUD THUMP]

1346
00:58:01.478 --> 00:58:02.870
Oh, shoot.

1347
00:58:03.828 --> 00:58:05.307
I think I just
heard something.

1348
00:58:08.572 --> 00:58:10.704
I think I just heard something
from my bathroom.

1349
00:58:10.748 --> 00:58:13.315
I swear to God,
if they're in my house again,

1350
00:58:13.359 --> 00:58:15.013
they're gonna get
a bat to the head.

1351
00:58:17.624 --> 00:58:20.497
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

1352
00:58:26.503 --> 00:58:28.505
-[LOUD THUMP]
-Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

1353
00:58:28.548 --> 00:58:30.071
Okay. Okay.

1354
00:58:35.860 --> 00:58:36.861
Okay.

1355
00:58:38.558 --> 00:58:39.777
-[THUDS]
-[GASPS]

1356
00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:43.694
Mmm.

1357
00:58:44.999 --> 00:58:46.174
Ah.

1358
00:58:46.218 --> 00:58:48.263
[BREATH TREMBLING]

1359
00:58:54.792 --> 00:58:56.054
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay.

1360
00:58:59.666 --> 00:59:01.407
Mmm. Okay.

1361
00:59:01.450 --> 00:59:02.451
[CLATTERING]

1362
00:59:05.585 --> 00:59:06.586
[GRUNTS]

1363
00:59:06.630 --> 00:59:08.109
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

1364
00:59:10.808 --> 00:59:11.809
Okay.

1365
00:59:14.899 --> 00:59:16.988
-[LOUD THUMP]
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1366
00:59:17.031 --> 00:59:19.207
What the... What is it?

1367
00:59:19.251 --> 00:59:20.382
Oh, my God.

1368
00:59:20.426 --> 00:59:21.862
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

1369
00:59:26.475 --> 00:59:27.694
Where did he go?

1370
00:59:27.738 --> 00:59:28.782
Where did it go?

1371
00:59:43.275 --> 00:59:44.319
Okay.

1372
00:59:49.629 --> 00:59:50.674
-[THUMPING]
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1373
00:59:50.717 --> 00:59:51.979
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1374
00:59:52.023 --> 00:59:53.459
[WHIMPERS]
Oh, my God!

1375
00:59:53.502 --> 00:59:54.721
[WHIMPERS]

1376
00:59:54.765 --> 00:59:56.201
-There's someone outside.
-What? What?

1377
00:59:56.244 --> 00:59:57.637
-There's someone there.
-What are you talking about?

1378
00:59:57.681 --> 00:59:58.856
I saw them
through the window.

1379
00:59:58.899 --> 00:59:59.944
-Someone's here.
-[THUDDING]

1380
00:59:59.987 --> 01:00:02.207
-[SCREAMS]
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1381
01:00:03.469 --> 01:00:04.992
RUG: This place.
ANTHONY: What? What?

1382
01:00:05.036 --> 01:00:06.124
What's coming through
down there?

1383
01:00:06.167 --> 01:00:07.386
-Door's locked.
-I don't know.

1384
01:00:07.429 --> 01:00:08.648
Go check, quick!

1385
01:00:08.692 --> 01:00:10.041
Quick. Check
the front door.

1386
01:00:13.392 --> 01:00:14.567
[DOOR RATTLES]

1387
01:00:14.611 --> 01:00:16.090
-Look out.
-ANTHONY:
It was locked.

1388
01:00:16.134 --> 01:00:17.309
Okay.

1389
01:00:17.788 --> 01:00:19.398
[CREAKING]

1390
01:00:21.792 --> 01:00:22.923
-[THUDDING]
-[CREAKING]

1391
01:00:25.491 --> 01:00:27.145
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1392
01:00:30.452 --> 01:00:31.453
[SHUSHING]

1393
01:00:38.112 --> 01:00:39.636
Oh, shoot.
What's up with the light?

1394
01:00:40.375 --> 01:00:41.768
[MANIACAL CHUCKLE]

1395
01:00:49.689 --> 01:00:50.647
Okay. Come on.

1396
01:00:51.865 --> 01:00:52.953
[THUDS]

1397
01:00:52.997 --> 01:00:55.260
Whoa! Oh, dude!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1398
01:00:55.303 --> 01:00:56.653
What are we
supposed to do?

1399
01:01:01.005 --> 01:01:02.615
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
-[ALL YELLING]

1400
01:01:04.878 --> 01:01:06.010
-No, no, no.
-Why?

1401
01:01:06.053 --> 01:01:07.881
-What?
-They're right there.

1402
01:01:07.925 --> 01:01:09.709
NOAH: Oh, no.

1403
01:01:09.753 --> 01:01:11.537
-What?
-NOAH: What is that?

1404
01:01:11.580 --> 01:01:12.669
What?

1405
01:01:12.712 --> 01:01:14.366
What the hell
are you guys doing?

1406
01:01:19.371 --> 01:01:20.764
Oh, my God.

1407
01:01:23.027 --> 01:01:24.071
They're in the hose.

1408
01:01:27.901 --> 01:01:30.034
-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1409
01:01:30.077 --> 01:01:31.557
Someone's
at the door. Go.

1410
01:01:35.779 --> 01:01:37.041
Just watch it, man.

1411
01:01:39.652 --> 01:01:41.045
What is that?

1412
01:01:41.088 --> 01:01:42.611
NOAH: What the
hell is that?
RUG: You see that?

1413
01:01:44.352 --> 01:01:46.050
-[BEEPS]
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Front door open.

1414
01:01:54.319 --> 01:01:55.712
But what is in that thing?

1415
01:02:03.937 --> 01:02:05.634
[EXPLOSION]

1416
01:02:05.678 --> 01:02:07.071
[COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1417
01:02:07.114 --> 01:02:08.768
What the hell?

1418
01:02:08.812 --> 01:02:10.117
Bro, what?

1419
01:02:11.640 --> 01:02:13.033
Wait, is that
supposed to be...

1420
01:02:16.733 --> 01:02:18.169
Is that supposed
to be me?

1421
01:02:18.212 --> 01:02:19.605
[MUSIC CONTINUES]

1422
01:02:20.954 --> 01:02:22.782
-[MUSIC FADES, DISTORTS]
-Oh, oh, oh.

1423
01:02:23.957 --> 01:02:25.089
Dude, hold on.

1424
01:02:25.132 --> 01:02:26.438
[DOG BARKING]

1425
01:02:26.481 --> 01:02:27.526
Lola, come here!

1426
01:02:31.486 --> 01:02:32.531
Lola!

1427
01:02:33.488 --> 01:02:35.752
Lola! Lola, come here!

1428
01:02:36.622 --> 01:02:38.058
Wha... No!

1429
01:02:38.929 --> 01:02:40.974
Lola. Give her back!

1430
01:02:41.018 --> 01:02:42.106
Lola!

1431
01:02:43.803 --> 01:02:45.805
We gotta get her back.

1432
01:02:45.849 --> 01:02:47.546
No, no!

1433
01:02:47.589 --> 01:02:49.591
No, you're not
listening to me.

1434
01:02:49.635 --> 01:02:51.245
You're not
listening to me.

1435
01:02:51.289 --> 01:02:52.507
My neighbors are clowns.

1436
01:02:52.551 --> 01:02:53.900
They broke
into my house,

1437
01:02:53.944 --> 01:02:55.119
they're terrorizing us,

1438
01:02:55.162 --> 01:02:56.424
and now they
have my dog.

1439
01:02:56.468 --> 01:02:59.036
This isn't a prank.
They think this is a...

1440
01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:00.515
No, we're not
pranking anybody.

1441
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:02.430
What do you mean
you don't believe me?

1442
01:03:02.474 --> 01:03:05.085
I'm not joking.
I was never joking.

1443
01:03:05.129 --> 01:03:06.347
I'm...

1444
01:03:07.044 --> 01:03:08.175
They hung up.

1445
01:03:08.219 --> 01:03:09.698
-So what are we
gonna do?
-No, stop.

1446
01:03:09.742 --> 01:03:11.004
You've been pranking me.

1447
01:03:11.048 --> 01:03:12.876
You've been pranking me,
the FaZe guy's pranking,

1448
01:03:12.919 --> 01:03:14.225
my mom doesn't believe me.

1449
01:03:14.268 --> 01:03:15.704
Nobody's believing me.

1450
01:03:15.748 --> 01:03:17.968
So I got this, all right?
I got it.

1451
01:03:25.236 --> 01:03:26.759
Dude, if we pull this off,

1452
01:03:26.803 --> 01:03:28.761
no one can ever tell me
I can't do this on my own.

1453
01:03:28.805 --> 01:03:30.589
Why do you need recognition
from other people?

1454
01:03:30.632 --> 01:03:32.504
Why don't we just
not go in the house?

1455
01:03:32.547 --> 01:03:33.679
And let them
keep my dog?

1456
01:03:33.722 --> 01:03:34.854
Dude, use your brain.

1457
01:03:34.898 --> 01:03:36.160
-Call the cops.
-Let them keep my dog?

1458
01:03:36.203 --> 01:03:37.901
This is the worst idea
that you've ever had.

1459
01:03:37.944 --> 01:03:39.946
Stop walking
towards the house!
Just let me talk...

1460
01:03:39.990 --> 01:03:41.426
I'm going in with
or without you.

1461
01:03:41.469 --> 01:03:42.601
Without me.

1462
01:03:42.644 --> 01:03:44.429
-Noah?
-NOAH: I'm in.

1463
01:03:44.472 --> 01:03:45.734
What do you mean
you're in, dude?

1464
01:03:45.778 --> 01:03:46.910
-Are you stupid?
-NOAH: I'm in.

1465
01:03:46.953 --> 01:03:48.041
No, I'm going with him.

1466
01:03:48.085 --> 01:03:49.826
I'm looking out for
you guys' safety.

1467
01:03:49.869 --> 01:03:52.176
-NOAH: Let's do it.
-Let's do this.

1468
01:03:52.219 --> 01:03:55.570
Oh, my God.
Do you guys not listen to
a word anyone tells you?

1469
01:03:55.614 --> 01:03:57.181
You're gonna get
yourself killed.

1470
01:04:02.012 --> 01:04:03.013
Lola.

1471
01:04:05.406 --> 01:04:06.451
Lola.

1472
01:04:10.281 --> 01:04:11.282
[SOFTLY] Lola.

1473
01:04:17.418 --> 01:04:19.551
Oh. What is that?

1474
01:04:23.337 --> 01:04:24.425
[THUDS]

1475
01:04:25.862 --> 01:04:26.950
Oh.

1476
01:04:31.171 --> 01:04:32.259
Come here, girl.

1477
01:04:32.303 --> 01:04:34.174
[SNAPS FINGERS]

1478
01:04:40.398 --> 01:04:42.095
-NOAH: [WHISPERING]
This house is so creepy.
-I know.

1479
01:04:43.531 --> 01:04:46.273
RUG: Wait, what's that?

1480
01:04:46.317 --> 01:04:49.015
-Is that a--
-Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.

1481
01:04:49.059 --> 01:04:50.234
Look at that.

1482
01:04:50.277 --> 01:04:52.323
Nobody has that
in their house.

1483
01:04:53.367 --> 01:04:55.021
-[LOUD THUD]
-[CLOWN LAUGHING]

1484
01:04:58.155 --> 01:04:59.417
Look.

1485
01:05:05.466 --> 01:05:07.207
[OLD MUSIC PLAYS ON VINYL]

1486
01:05:10.428 --> 01:05:11.951
NOAH: She's in there.

1487
01:05:11.995 --> 01:05:12.996
What?

1488
01:05:15.607 --> 01:05:17.087
We have to go in there.

1489
01:05:17.130 --> 01:05:18.610
-[MANIACAL GIGGLING]
-Oh!

1490
01:05:18.653 --> 01:05:20.699
We're gonna go.

1491
01:05:20.742 --> 01:05:21.961
NOAH: I think
we have to.

1492
01:05:22.005 --> 01:05:23.093
RUG: Lola, come here.

1493
01:05:23.702 --> 01:05:24.921
Come here, Lola.

1494
01:05:27.836 --> 01:05:29.186
Lola, girl, come here.

1495
01:05:30.622 --> 01:05:32.537
-[THUDDING]
-NOAH: We gotta go.

1496
01:05:32.580 --> 01:05:33.668
Watch your back.

1497
01:05:35.235 --> 01:05:36.845
RUG: Oh, what the hell?

1498
01:05:38.412 --> 01:05:40.327
What kind of
twisted people
are they?

1499
01:05:42.068 --> 01:05:43.678
[LOLA BARKING]

1500
01:05:43.722 --> 01:05:44.766
-[WHINES]
-She's in there.

1501
01:05:44.810 --> 01:05:45.942
NOAH: Bro, we gotta go.
Go in.

1502
01:05:48.857 --> 01:05:51.338
Brian, if you're out there,

1503
01:05:51.382 --> 01:05:53.601
I just want you to know
that I love you.

1504
01:05:53.645 --> 01:05:54.689
You're like my brother.

1505
01:05:54.733 --> 01:05:56.561
You bought me
my first car.

1506
01:05:56.604 --> 01:05:58.302
Even though I crashed it
after a month.

1507
01:05:58.345 --> 01:06:00.782
Noah... I mean, we could
always find another filmer,

1508
01:06:00.826 --> 01:06:04.264
but still, bro, like,
you're pretty good at your job.

1509
01:06:04.308 --> 01:06:05.483
I'm at a loss for words.

1510
01:06:05.526 --> 01:06:08.138
We just lost two great...
two great, uh...

1511
01:06:08.181 --> 01:06:09.704
one and a half
great people.

1512
01:06:09.748 --> 01:06:11.141
Lola. [SNAPS FINGERS]

1513
01:06:11.184 --> 01:06:12.533
[DISTORTED MUSIC CONTINUES]

1514
01:06:12.577 --> 01:06:13.708
Did you hear her?

1515
01:06:14.883 --> 01:06:16.059
Lola!

1516
01:06:23.936 --> 01:06:25.372
-[THUDS]
-CLOWN: Yoo-hoo!

1517
01:06:25.416 --> 01:06:26.765
-You're early, sailor.
-Run!

1518
01:06:26.808 --> 01:06:29.028
-Run! Run! This way!
-[CLOWN LAUGHING]

1519
01:06:29.072 --> 01:06:30.725
No, no! Come here!
Follow me!

1520
01:06:30.769 --> 01:06:32.510
Quick! This way,
this way!

1521
01:06:32.553 --> 01:06:33.641
Come on, over here.

1522
01:06:34.120 --> 01:06:36.122
Ah. Ah!

1523
01:06:37.080 --> 01:06:39.212
-Oh, I don't know...
-[THUDS]

1524
01:06:39.256 --> 01:06:41.562
What is this place?

1525
01:06:41.606 --> 01:06:42.781
NOAH: Wait. The door.

1526
01:06:42.824 --> 01:06:44.043
Where'd the door go?

1527
01:06:44.087 --> 01:06:45.827
-[THUDDING]
-Where's the door?

1528
01:06:45.871 --> 01:06:47.046
Where's the door?

1529
01:06:47.655 --> 01:06:49.222
We're trapped.

1530
01:06:49.266 --> 01:06:50.789
Where... Where's the door?
How are we gonna
get out of here?

1531
01:06:50.832 --> 01:06:52.530
-I don't know.
We gotta find something.
-What do we do?

1532
01:06:52.573 --> 01:06:53.879
-Where's Anthony?
-Find the door.

1533
01:06:53.922 --> 01:06:55.315
Try to knock it down.

1534
01:06:55.359 --> 01:06:56.490
-Let's get...
-No, bro, what...

1535
01:06:56.534 --> 01:06:57.752
We gotta get back
to Anthony.

1536
01:06:57.796 --> 01:06:59.015
Let's get back to Anthony.

1537
01:06:59.058 --> 01:07:00.103
-No.
-Please.

1538
01:07:00.146 --> 01:07:01.365
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

1539
01:07:01.408 --> 01:07:02.888
Welcome to my house!

1540
01:07:02.931 --> 01:07:05.064
-[SCREAMS]
-[LAUGHS]

1541
01:07:05.108 --> 01:07:06.152
Where's my dog?

1542
01:07:06.718 --> 01:07:08.546
Oh, your dog!

1543
01:07:08.589 --> 01:07:10.287
Where is she?
Is she safe?

1544
01:07:10.852 --> 01:07:12.593
Safe? Hmm.

1545
01:07:12.637 --> 01:07:14.291
Well, we're having
lots of fun with her.

1546
01:07:14.334 --> 01:07:15.814
Please, I want this to end.
I'm done.

1547
01:07:15.857 --> 01:07:17.076
I'm done messing around.

1548
01:07:17.120 --> 01:07:19.078
Oh, but I'm just
getting started.

1549
01:07:19.122 --> 01:07:20.645
[BONES CRACKING]

1550
01:07:20.688 --> 01:07:23.039
This isn't fun!
Where's my dog?

1551
01:07:23.082 --> 01:07:25.693
Well, why don't you
go and look for her?

1552
01:07:25.737 --> 01:07:27.043
NOAH: Brian. Brian!

1553
01:07:27.086 --> 01:07:28.479
There's an exit.
We gotta get out of here.

1554
01:07:28.522 --> 01:07:29.654
-Brian!
-Come on!

1555
01:07:29.697 --> 01:07:31.177
NOAH: Come on!
Come on!

1556
01:07:31.221 --> 01:07:33.092
[FEMALE CLOWN LAUGHS]

1557
01:07:34.267 --> 01:07:35.486
RUG: Paws.

1558
01:07:36.748 --> 01:07:38.576
[METALLIC RATTLING]

1559
01:07:47.367 --> 01:07:48.542
They go to the door.

1560
01:07:56.420 --> 01:07:58.683
[RECORDED LAUGHTER PLAYS]

1561
01:08:01.903 --> 01:08:03.209
-[THUDDING]
-[GRUNTS]

1562
01:08:04.428 --> 01:08:05.951
Oh. Oh.

1563
01:08:11.087 --> 01:08:13.263
-[SHRIEKS]
-[WHIMPERS]

1564
01:08:14.916 --> 01:08:16.788
[PANTING]

1565
01:08:16.831 --> 01:08:18.006
Is he behind you?

1566
01:08:19.530 --> 01:08:20.618
[GASPS]

1567
01:08:22.533 --> 01:08:24.100
Oh, no.

1568
01:08:24.143 --> 01:08:25.666
Watch your back.

1569
01:08:25.710 --> 01:08:27.451
-[BARKS]
-Lola!

1570
01:08:29.192 --> 01:08:30.715
I think I heard her.
I think I heard her.

1571
01:08:30.758 --> 01:08:32.020
[GATE UNLOCKS]

1572
01:08:32.064 --> 01:08:34.284
[GATE CREAKING]

1573
01:08:34.327 --> 01:08:36.068
Lola!

1574
01:08:36.112 --> 01:08:37.635
-Lola!
-[BARKING]

1575
01:08:37.678 --> 01:08:39.332
-I think I hear her
from there.
-Okay.

1576
01:08:44.685 --> 01:08:45.860
Lola!

1577
01:08:45.904 --> 01:08:47.384
[SMACKS LIPS]

1578
01:08:48.428 --> 01:08:49.560
You ready?

1579
01:08:50.822 --> 01:08:52.215
Shoot!

1580
01:08:52.258 --> 01:08:53.912
It's a brick wall.

1581
01:08:53.955 --> 01:08:55.392
-Please! Help!
-[CLOWN LAUGHS]

1582
01:08:55.435 --> 01:08:57.220
Run, run, run!

1583
01:08:57.263 --> 01:08:59.047
[RUG SCREAMING]

1584
01:09:00.701 --> 01:09:02.312
No! Run!

1585
01:09:07.273 --> 01:09:08.448
It was paper.

1586
01:09:08.492 --> 01:09:10.015
Anthony, what are
you doing here?

1587
01:09:10.058 --> 01:09:11.886
You guys are my brothers.
My best friends.

1588
01:09:11.930 --> 01:09:13.540
We're the trinamic trio.

1589
01:09:13.584 --> 01:09:16.195
Of course I'm gonna come back
here and save your dumb asses.

1590
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:18.197
This is the worst idea
you've ever had.

1591
01:09:18.241 --> 01:09:20.199
This is worse than
going into the tunnel.

1592
01:09:20.243 --> 01:09:21.287
Hey, what is this?

1593
01:09:21.331 --> 01:09:22.506
What the hell?

1594
01:09:25.248 --> 01:09:27.119
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1595
01:09:28.599 --> 01:09:29.817
This place is so creepy.

1596
01:09:29.861 --> 01:09:31.210
ANTHONY:
Why are we on it?

1597
01:09:31.254 --> 01:09:32.994
-RUG: What is it?
-I don't know!
I don't know.

1598
01:09:33.038 --> 01:09:34.126
We have to do something.

1599
01:09:34.170 --> 01:09:35.214
We should go that way.

1600
01:09:36.259 --> 01:09:37.521
It might be a trap.

1601
01:09:38.826 --> 01:09:40.045
NOAH: What's that?

1602
01:09:40.088 --> 01:09:41.916
Oh! It's a look-alike.
Come here.

1603
01:09:41.960 --> 01:09:43.091
[CLOWN CACKLING]

1604
01:09:44.441 --> 01:09:45.703
What is that?

1605
01:09:46.660 --> 01:09:47.705
I don't know.

1606
01:09:50.316 --> 01:09:52.536
[CACKLING CONTINUES]

1607
01:09:52.579 --> 01:09:54.407
-[WHISPERS] Which way?
-I don't know.

1608
01:09:54.451 --> 01:09:55.539
Let's go this way.

1609
01:09:59.630 --> 01:10:01.197
[SOFTLY] Get down,
get down, get down.

1610
01:10:01.240 --> 01:10:03.373
Where'd she go?

1611
01:10:03.416 --> 01:10:04.504
ANTHONY: I don't know.

1612
01:10:06.506 --> 01:10:07.942
She could be behind us.

1613
01:10:08.639 --> 01:10:10.249
[CACKLING IN DISTANCE]

1614
01:10:10.293 --> 01:10:11.685
Where do we go?

1615
01:10:11.729 --> 01:10:13.252
I think there's
an exit over here.

1616
01:10:13.296 --> 01:10:15.080
[SHUSHING]

1617
01:10:16.951 --> 01:10:18.301
-Do you see anything?
-No.

1618
01:10:18.344 --> 01:10:20.172
Wait, wait, wait. Shh.

1619
01:10:20.216 --> 01:10:22.218
-[FAINT ECHOING LAUGHTER]
-ANTHONY: What was that?

1620
01:10:22.261 --> 01:10:23.523
It's right on the other side.

1621
01:10:30.095 --> 01:10:31.966
-[SCREAMING]
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1622
01:10:36.536 --> 01:10:37.972
I'm coming!

1623
01:10:39.322 --> 01:10:40.584
Hey!

1624
01:10:42.107 --> 01:10:43.282
Brian!

1625
01:10:43.326 --> 01:10:45.153
Oh! Oh! What the...

1626
01:10:45.893 --> 01:10:47.243
No, no! Guys!

1627
01:10:49.201 --> 01:10:50.550
NOAH: Anthony!
Anthony, where is she?

1628
01:10:50.594 --> 01:10:51.682
Shit. Shit!

1629
01:10:51.725 --> 01:10:53.118
-[CLICKING]
-Oh, shit.

1630
01:10:54.424 --> 01:10:56.121
"Top score,
save your friends.

1631
01:10:56.164 --> 01:10:58.210
"Anything else,
certain death."

1632
01:10:58.254 --> 01:10:59.777
MAN OVER SPEAKER:
Forty-five seconds.

1633
01:10:59.820 --> 01:11:01.344
-Brian, please!
-Forty-four seconds.

1634
01:11:01.387 --> 01:11:02.562
-Hold on.
-43...

1635
01:11:02.606 --> 01:11:03.694
I don't wanna die!

1636
01:11:03.737 --> 01:11:05.609
I'm not even 21 yet.

1637
01:11:05.652 --> 01:11:06.784
Brian!

1638
01:11:06.827 --> 01:11:07.872
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1639
01:11:07.915 --> 01:11:09.265
39, 38...

1640
01:11:09.308 --> 01:11:10.962
Shit. This is fake.
What do I do?

1641
01:11:11.005 --> 01:11:12.616
I freaking hate clowns!

1642
01:11:12.659 --> 01:11:13.878
-[CLOWN CACKLING]
-35...

1643
01:11:13.921 --> 01:11:16.620
-ANTHONY: Brian!
-...34, 33,

1644
01:11:16.663 --> 01:11:17.795
32...

1645
01:11:17.838 --> 01:11:20.276
What do you guys want?
What do you want?

1646
01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:22.365
I'm coming!

1647
01:11:22.408 --> 01:11:24.018
-28, 27...
-Oh. Okay.

1648
01:11:24.062 --> 01:11:25.411
-Okay.
-[DINGS]

1649
01:11:25.455 --> 01:11:26.804
...26, 25...

1650
01:11:26.847 --> 01:11:28.240
ANTHONY: You don't want me.

1651
01:11:28.284 --> 01:11:30.068
I didn't even mess with you.
It's not even my dog.

1652
01:11:30.111 --> 01:11:31.548
Please, keep the dog.
Keep the dog.

1653
01:11:31.591 --> 01:11:32.810
Brian!

1654
01:11:32.853 --> 01:11:34.594
...20, 19...

1655
01:11:34.638 --> 01:11:35.726
ANTHONY: Oh,
my God. Help!

1656
01:11:35.769 --> 01:11:37.380
They won't stop.
I need a little help.

1657
01:11:37.423 --> 01:11:39.120
Brian!

1658
01:11:39.164 --> 01:11:40.818
Brian, I'll never
talk to you again!

1659
01:11:40.861 --> 01:11:42.515
-[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
-Please help me, Brian!

1660
01:11:42.559 --> 01:11:44.561
-Please help me!
-...11, 10,

1661
01:11:44.604 --> 01:11:46.432
-9, 8...
-I got it.

1662
01:11:46.476 --> 01:11:47.694
-...7, 6...
-Brian!

1663
01:11:47.738 --> 01:11:48.913
I'm coming!

1664
01:11:48.956 --> 01:11:50.001
Stop counting down.

1665
01:11:50.044 --> 01:11:52.177
...3, 2, 1.

1666
01:11:52.220 --> 01:11:54.222
-[GASPS]
-[BELL DINGS]

1667
01:11:55.833 --> 01:11:57.138
[TUNE PLAYS FROM GAME]

1668
01:11:57.182 --> 01:11:58.183
I got it!

1669
01:11:58.923 --> 01:12:00.316
I got it! Oh.

1670
01:12:01.621 --> 01:12:03.231
-Brian!
-Brian!

1671
01:12:03.275 --> 01:12:04.320
Where were you?

1672
01:12:04.363 --> 01:12:05.364
Thank you.

1673
01:12:05.408 --> 01:12:06.931
Stick together, okay?
Stay close.

1674
01:12:06.974 --> 01:12:08.062
NOAH: We gotta
go get Lola.

1675
01:12:08.106 --> 01:12:09.281
What are we supposed
to do, bro?

1676
01:12:09.325 --> 01:12:10.674
We have to get
out of here.

1677
01:12:14.939 --> 01:12:16.157
Oh, dude, what the f...

1678
01:12:16.201 --> 01:12:17.245
RUG: Why is it so dark?

1679
01:12:17.289 --> 01:12:19.030
-What is it?
-RUG: I don't know.

1680
01:12:19.073 --> 01:12:21.424
I don't... Find the light,
find the light. Quick.

1681
01:12:21.467 --> 01:12:22.816
Quick. [SCREAMS]

1682
01:12:22.860 --> 01:12:24.601
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

1683
01:12:26.733 --> 01:12:28.779
I hear her!
She's literally around
the corner.

1684
01:12:28.822 --> 01:12:30.171
Lola! Lola!

1685
01:12:30.215 --> 01:12:31.390
-[EXPLOSION]
-ANTHONY: Brian, no!

1686
01:12:31.434 --> 01:12:33.523
-[SCREAMS]
-Brian! Brian!

1687
01:12:33.566 --> 01:12:35.873
Dude, what the hell
is down there? Brian!

1688
01:12:35.916 --> 01:12:37.309
We have to go right now.

1689
01:12:37.353 --> 01:12:38.876
NOAH: No, no, no.

1690
01:12:38.919 --> 01:12:40.443
We gotta find another way.
We don't know what's down there.

1691
01:12:40.486 --> 01:12:42.575
Brian! Let's go. We have to
find another way right now.

1692
01:12:42.619 --> 01:12:43.924
Let's go. Noah, come on.

1693
01:12:43.968 --> 01:12:45.622
Noah, I'm not messing around.
Let's go.

1694
01:12:45.665 --> 01:12:47.363
[RUMBLING, SCRAPING]

1695
01:12:50.366 --> 01:12:51.889
Oh, what the hell?

1696
01:12:51.932 --> 01:12:53.281
[WINCES]

1697
01:12:54.935 --> 01:12:56.372
What the hell is this?

1698
01:13:00.288 --> 01:13:01.420
[LOLA WHINES]

1699
01:13:03.248 --> 01:13:05.076
Lola. Lola!

1700
01:13:05.119 --> 01:13:07.383
Lola, baby. Come here!

1701
01:13:07.426 --> 01:13:09.167
Come here.
Oh, my God, I love you.

1702
01:13:09.210 --> 01:13:11.430
Are you hurt?
Let me see.

1703
01:13:11.474 --> 01:13:13.737
Oh, I missed you so much.
I missed you.

1704
01:13:13.780 --> 01:13:15.913
Oh, my God, Lola.

1705
01:13:15.956 --> 01:13:17.131
Oh, baby.

1706
01:13:17.175 --> 01:13:18.437
Let me see your paw.

1707
01:13:18.481 --> 01:13:20.352
Did he do anything
to you?

1708
01:13:20.396 --> 01:13:21.788
Oh, Lola.

1709
01:13:21.832 --> 01:13:24.487
Come here.
I missed you so much.
I missed you.

1710
01:13:24.530 --> 01:13:26.314
I missed you, I missed you.

1711
01:13:26.358 --> 01:13:28.012
-[LOLA WHINING]
-Did they do anything
to you bad?

1712
01:13:28.055 --> 01:13:29.448
Did they do anything
to you?

1713
01:13:29.492 --> 01:13:30.797
Oh, boy.

1714
01:13:30.841 --> 01:13:32.886
-[LOLA WHINES]
-What are you doing?
Come on.

1715
01:13:32.930 --> 01:13:34.410
Lola, come here.
Come here.

1716
01:13:34.453 --> 01:13:36.673
Let's go. Let's go, Lola.
Girl, come here.

1717
01:13:36.716 --> 01:13:38.239
Come on, girl.
We gotta get out of here.

1718
01:13:38.283 --> 01:13:39.371
-We gotta go...
-Hello.

1719
01:13:39.415 --> 01:13:41.155
-[GASPS]
-[CHUCKLING]

1720
01:13:41.199 --> 01:13:42.243
What are you doing?

1721
01:13:42.287 --> 01:13:44.202
-Just relax, relax.
-Wait, wait...

1722
01:13:44.245 --> 01:13:45.682
We're just clowning around,
all right?

1723
01:13:45.725 --> 01:13:47.901
-Wait, what's going on?
-We're just clowning around.

1724
01:13:47.945 --> 01:13:49.555
Just having a laugh, right?

1725
01:13:49.599 --> 01:13:50.817
-RUG: No, this is...
-It's a laugh.

1726
01:13:50.861 --> 01:13:52.515
RUG: No,
I'm not laughing.

1727
01:13:52.558 --> 01:13:53.951
You know what was fun?

1728
01:13:53.994 --> 01:13:56.170
When we first realized

1729
01:13:56.214 --> 01:13:58.346
that you was moving
into the neighborhood.

1730
01:13:58.390 --> 01:14:00.218
And you know what
we thought to ourselves?

1731
01:14:00.261 --> 01:14:01.349
Finally,

1732
01:14:01.393 --> 01:14:04.614
finally, finally, finally,

1733
01:14:04.657 --> 01:14:06.485
finally someone
to have some fun with.

1734
01:14:08.574 --> 01:14:10.489
[YELPS]

1735
01:14:10.533 --> 01:14:13.753
CLOWN: You know what?
You're gonna die
like the rest of 'em!

1736
01:14:13.797 --> 01:14:15.015
CLOWN 2:
You're gonna die here!

1737
01:14:17.409 --> 01:14:18.454
[CACKLING]

1738
01:14:18.497 --> 01:14:19.498
You're the freak!

1739
01:14:19.542 --> 01:14:21.065
CLOWN 3: You're gonna die here!

1740
01:14:21.108 --> 01:14:22.458
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER
CONTINUES]

1741
01:14:24.721 --> 01:14:26.331
CLOWN 4: You die here, kid.

1742
01:14:27.288 --> 01:14:28.594
-Oh, oh!
-Shh!

1743
01:14:30.553 --> 01:14:32.337
-RUG: What the...
-[RADIO CHATTER]

1744
01:14:32.380 --> 01:14:33.773
TRAVERS: Police!
Everybody down!

1745
01:14:33.817 --> 01:14:34.992
You, down!

1746
01:14:35.035 --> 01:14:36.297
You, hands up!

1747
01:14:45.002 --> 01:14:47.395
RAWLS: Thank you so much.

1748
01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:49.920
Like, honestly, we could not
do this without you y'all.

1749
01:14:49.963 --> 01:14:52.009
We needed y'all
to come down here,

1750
01:14:52.052 --> 01:14:55.534
ID the guy and,
you know, save the day.

1751
01:14:55.578 --> 01:14:58.232
This was the, uh...
the case for 32 years?

1752
01:14:58.276 --> 01:14:59.582
-Thirty-two years, yeah.
-What?

1753
01:14:59.625 --> 01:15:01.235
-Uh, Operation Crimson, yeah.
-Mmm-hmm.

1754
01:15:01.279 --> 01:15:02.715
Thirty-two years
we've been
working on this.

1755
01:15:02.759 --> 01:15:05.370
Everyone in the precinct,
they are celebrating y'all.

1756
01:15:05.413 --> 01:15:06.719
Y'all are heroes.

1757
01:15:06.763 --> 01:15:08.329
Like, you're a hero, man.

1758
01:15:08.373 --> 01:15:09.853
-I appreciate it.
-A hero!

1759
01:15:09.896 --> 01:15:11.071
-Thank you.
-They're saying I'm a hero.

1760
01:15:11.115 --> 01:15:12.551
RUG: No, she said me.

1761
01:15:12.595 --> 01:15:14.292
RAWLS: You...
You were like the sidekick.

1762
01:15:14.335 --> 01:15:17.034
This would have helped
if we didn't get our
lives in danger.

1763
01:15:17.077 --> 01:15:19.166
My cousin's life was in danger,
my life was in danger.

1764
01:15:19.210 --> 01:15:20.428
Well, I was good, I...

1765
01:15:20.472 --> 01:15:22.082
I did taekwondo
in third grade.

1766
01:15:22.126 --> 01:15:25.042
No, we could tell that y'all
knew what y'all were doing

1767
01:15:25.085 --> 01:15:27.087
and that y'all were fully
capable to handle this.

1768
01:15:27.131 --> 01:15:28.959
-Yeah, we've seen your videos.
-We've seen your videos.

1769
01:15:29.002 --> 01:15:31.178
Like, y'all are smart kids.

1770
01:15:31.222 --> 01:15:32.702
They kind of
used us as bait.

1771
01:15:32.745 --> 01:15:34.617
Nah. Uh...

1772
01:15:34.660 --> 01:15:36.053
Pretty much, yeah, bait.

1773
01:15:36.096 --> 01:15:39.491
Like, um, clickbait.
Clickbait.

1774
01:15:39.535 --> 01:15:41.798
I don't think you're
using that term correctly.

1775
01:15:41.841 --> 01:15:42.886
Like, put you in danger.

1776
01:15:42.929 --> 01:15:44.670
But that's not
what it means.

1777
01:15:44.714 --> 01:15:47.107
We're just trying to get
on y'all's level.

1778
01:15:47.151 --> 01:15:48.282
-[CHUCKLES] Sorry.
-Okay.

1779
01:15:48.326 --> 01:15:49.893
-No, it's all good. Um...
-We should go.

1780
01:15:49.936 --> 01:15:52.373
Thank you, guys.
I hope to never
see you guys again.

1781
01:15:52.417 --> 01:15:53.940
Not in a bad way.
No offense.

1782
01:15:53.984 --> 01:15:55.333
-W-Wait, wait.
-I appreciate it.

1783
01:15:55.376 --> 01:15:56.639
-We got...
-Come back, come back.

1784
01:15:56.682 --> 01:15:59.076
-Whoa, wait, what?
-A little favor.

1785
01:15:59.119 --> 01:16:00.468
-It's a tiny little favor.
-Yeah.

1786
01:16:00.512 --> 01:16:02.645
So that selfie that we did
last time went viral.

1787
01:16:02.688 --> 01:16:04.255
-You know, blew up.
-Okay.

1788
01:16:04.298 --> 01:16:06.344
-We got 200 followers now.
-Two hundred likes.

1789
01:16:06.387 --> 01:16:08.389
-We're doing big league stuff.
-That's right.

1790
01:16:08.433 --> 01:16:10.478
So we want to do
a TikTok version.

1791
01:16:10.522 --> 01:16:11.871
Get that new stuff going.

1792
01:16:11.915 --> 01:16:13.612
I'm actually in like
a rush.

1793
01:16:13.656 --> 01:16:15.092
-Yeah, we...
-ANTHONY:
We gotta get home.

1794
01:16:15.135 --> 01:16:16.528
Well, it...
It'll be real quick, so...

1795
01:16:16.572 --> 01:16:17.834
Real quick.

1796
01:16:17.877 --> 01:16:19.444
We can actually, like,
do it how y'all do it.

1797
01:16:19.487 --> 01:16:21.315
-Yeah, yeah. You ready?
-Right now?

1798
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:23.143
Wassup, everybody?

1799
01:16:23.187 --> 01:16:24.449
You know,
it's the Face Cops.

1800
01:16:24.492 --> 01:16:26.364
-Hey, Cop 1.
-Cop 2.

1801
01:16:26.407 --> 01:16:27.583
And we doin' it!

1802
01:16:27.626 --> 01:16:29.541
Yeah, we are doin' it.
We out here, man.

1803
01:16:30.411 --> 01:16:33.153
âª Me just walk in

1804
01:16:33.197 --> 01:16:34.938
âª You nah haffi like me

1805
01:16:34.981 --> 01:16:36.983
âª Ah, me just walk in

1806
01:16:38.028 --> 01:16:39.899
âª You nah haffi like it

1807
01:16:39.943 --> 01:16:42.815
âª Me in the party

1808
01:16:42.859 --> 01:16:44.643
âª Ganja, I light it

1809
01:16:44.687 --> 01:16:47.646
âª Ah, me just walk in

1810
01:16:47.690 --> 01:16:50.170
âª You nah haffi like it
Eee

1811
01:16:50.214 --> 01:16:52.520
âª Head to the Gully
We nuh do this often

1812
01:16:52.564 --> 01:16:55.001
âª Know ah couple yute
That ah do no laughin'

1813
01:16:55.045 --> 01:16:57.308
âª Send fi the high grade
Fi the party

1814
01:16:57.351 --> 01:16:59.702
âª Send fi the high grade
When me walk in

1815
01:16:59.745 --> 01:17:01.660
âª Who? Me

1816
01:17:01.704 --> 01:17:03.923
âª Uh, bring me the weed, uh

1817
01:17:03.967 --> 01:17:06.143
âª Bring me the leaf
From the trees, uh, uh

1818
01:17:06.186 --> 01:17:08.667
âª When it comes to the green
Do the deal, uh

1819
01:17:08.711 --> 01:17:10.495
âª Send for me, nuh fi heal

1820
01:17:10.538 --> 01:17:12.758
âª Couple of me bredrin
Dem ah sell it fi ah meal

1821
01:17:12.802 --> 01:17:15.239
âª Dem bwoy dem nuh care
Or nobody else feel

1822
01:17:15.282 --> 01:17:17.633
âª They make sure it signed
Delivered and sealed

1823
01:17:17.676 --> 01:17:20.374
âª Look here
Ah, me just walk in

1824
01:17:21.201 --> 01:17:22.986
âª You nah haffi like me

1825
01:17:23.029 --> 01:17:25.902
âª Ah, me just walk in

1826
01:17:25.945 --> 01:17:27.773
âª You nah haffi like it

1827
01:17:27.817 --> 01:17:30.080
âª Me in the party

1828
01:17:30.863 --> 01:17:32.517
âª Ganja, I light it

1829
01:17:32.560 --> 01:17:35.651
âª Ah, me just walk in

1830
01:17:35.694 --> 01:17:37.696
âª You nah haffi like it
Eee

1831
01:17:37.740 --> 01:17:40.525
âª When the blunt roar
With the ganja we light it up

1832
01:17:40.568 --> 01:17:43.006
âª Pay dem no mind
Cah me times too tough

1833
01:17:43.049 --> 01:17:45.269
âª Too much fi lose
So me take two puff

1834
01:17:45.312 --> 01:17:47.227
âª Me rise it up
Me rise it

1835
01:17:47.271 --> 01:17:50.013
âª When the blunt roar
With the ganja we light it up

1836
01:17:50.056 --> 01:17:52.406
âª Pay dem no mind
Cah me times too tough

1837
01:17:52.450 --> 01:17:54.800
âª Too much fi lose
So me take two puff

1838
01:17:54.844 --> 01:17:57.281
âª Me rise it up
Me rise it

1839
01:17:57.324 --> 01:17:59.718
âª Head to the Gully
We nuh do this often

1840
01:17:59.762 --> 01:18:02.112
âª Know ah couple yute
That ah do no laughin'

1841
01:18:02.155 --> 01:18:04.549
âª Send fi the high grade
Fi the party

1842
01:18:04.592 --> 01:18:06.943
âª Send fi the high grade
When me walk in

1843
01:18:06.986 --> 01:18:09.249
âª Head to the Gully
We nuh do this often

1844
01:18:09.293 --> 01:18:11.730
âª Know ah couple yute
That ah do no laughin'

1845
01:18:11.774 --> 01:18:14.080
âª Send fi the high grade
Fi the party

1846
01:18:14.124 --> 01:18:16.169
âª Send fi the high grade
When me walk in

1847
01:18:16.213 --> 01:18:18.694
âª Ah, me just walk in

1848
01:18:18.737 --> 01:18:20.478
âª You nah haffi like me

1849
01:18:20.521 --> 01:18:23.655
âª Ah, me just walk in

1850
01:18:23.699 --> 01:18:25.526
âª You nah haffi like it

1851
01:18:25.570 --> 01:18:27.485
âª Me in the party

1852
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:30.227
âª Ganja, I light it

1853
01:18:30.270 --> 01:18:33.143
âª Ah, me just walk in

1854
01:18:33.186 --> 01:18:34.884
âª You nah haffi like it

1855
01:18:43.501 --> 01:18:46.547
âª Is you lyin' or not?
Is you lyin' or not?

1856
01:18:46.591 --> 01:18:49.420
âª Got me pickin' rose petals
Do you love me or not?

1857
01:18:49.463 --> 01:18:51.248
âª Is you lyin'?

1858
01:18:51.291 --> 01:18:54.425
âª No smoke I'm way
Too cold to cut down

1859
01:18:54.468 --> 01:18:57.297
âª I'm in your city
Yeah, what's up now?

1860
01:18:57.341 --> 01:19:00.561
âª Mad over her
Like I'm run town

1861
01:19:00.605 --> 01:19:03.260
âª I'm in the middle
Don't you pull it out

1862
01:19:03.303 --> 01:19:05.653
âª She dancin' like the Rollie
She a bust down

1863
01:19:05.697 --> 01:19:08.569
âª Bend it down
And show her ass cheek

1864
01:19:08.613 --> 01:19:11.442
âª Turn it around
And make it flashy
Talkin' peach cream

1865
01:19:11.485 --> 01:19:14.010
âª That dirty talk
She make it classy

1866
01:19:14.053 --> 01:19:16.490
âª You got me thinkin'
Babe, you got me askin'

1867
01:19:16.534 --> 01:19:19.189
âª Am I a psycho?
Yeah

1868
01:19:19.232 --> 01:19:22.496
âª Is you lyin' or not?
It's my head, it's your nose

1869
01:19:22.540 --> 01:19:25.543
âª Even my dogs know

1870
01:19:25.586 --> 01:19:28.459
âª And if my dogs want
You dead there's no way
We're too close

1871
01:19:28.502 --> 01:19:29.852
âª Am I psycho?

1872
01:19:31.157 --> 01:19:32.942
âª Is you lyin' or not?

1873
01:19:32.985 --> 01:19:35.335
âª It's your head
It's fake thoughts
You a typo

1874
01:19:37.076 --> 01:19:38.556
âª What a mistake

1875
01:19:42.995 --> 01:19:45.389
âª Fair or not

1876
01:19:45.432 --> 01:19:48.261
âª Each to our own
Fair or not

1877
01:19:49.045 --> 01:19:50.829
âª Fair or not

1878
01:19:53.049 --> 01:19:56.182
âª I'm vulnerable
Table for two

1879
01:19:56.226 --> 01:19:59.838
âª Was it me?
Was it you?

1880
01:19:59.882 --> 01:20:02.710
âª All these darts
Hit in my mind
Hit in my mind

1881
01:20:02.754 --> 01:20:06.279
âª I think about it
All the time
Stains

1882
01:20:06.323 --> 01:20:08.716
âª I got blood drippin'
From my brain

1883
01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:11.545
âª Pourin' it on you
You got a nigga locked up
In these chains

1884
01:20:11.589 --> 01:20:14.287
âª Quarantine
I think I'm goin' insane

1885
01:20:14.331 --> 01:20:16.463
âª Don't let me
Catch you dippin'
Switching lanes

1886
01:20:16.507 --> 01:20:19.249
âª Am I a psycho?
Yeah

1887
01:20:19.292 --> 01:20:22.469
âª Is you lyin' or not?
It's my head, it's your nose

1888
01:20:22.513 --> 01:20:25.124
âª Even my dogs know

1889
01:20:25.168 --> 01:20:28.301
âª And if my dogs want
You dead there's no way
We're too close

1890
01:20:28.345 --> 01:20:30.042
âª Am I psycho?

1891
01:20:31.174 --> 01:20:32.871
âª Is you lyin' or not?

1892
01:20:32.915 --> 01:20:35.743
âª It's your head
It's fake thoughts
You a typo

1893
01:20:37.180 --> 01:20:38.877
âª What a mistake





