1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:27,201 [upbeat music playing] 4 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,993 Mia, text Hanna and let her know we are here, please. 5 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,734 [singsongy] Already done! 6 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,955 Hey, everyone! I just arrived at my bestie Hanna's house, 7 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:46,481 I'm so excited to tell you guys all about this trip! [kisses] 8 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,180 Wait, why are you guys recording this? 9 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:53,053 We don't have to document anything before we get there... 10 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,054 Followers need their click-bait. 11 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,971 No, not you. I know you're like Insta-Royalty or something stupid like that. 12 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,713 I'm talking about these dopes. 13 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,194 [Brad] We have to document everything. 14 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:07,371 Professor Daus says we get extra credit if we do a presentation on the entire journey, 15 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,025 not just the site itself. 16 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,766 You want that extra credit, right? 17 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,855 -I'll take it. -[Brad] All right! 18 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:17,338 Our findings may someday shape the course of human history! 19 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,038 [Jay] [laughs] Don't roll your eyes at me, Berry. This is legit! 20 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,259 Hi, Professor Daus, I can't wait to get you all alone 21 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,739 for that extra credit assignment! 22 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:30,177 [laughing] I'm not editing that out! 23 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,745 [Brad] Ah, shit, I gotta pee. 24 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,486 All right! Hey, dude. Hurry up. 25 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,662 We want to make our first camping spot before night. 26 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,143 -Okay, it will take two seconds! -[Jay] All right. 27 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,624 What's wrong with his bladder? 28 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,366 [Brad humming] 29 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,157 [Hanna] Oh, God! 30 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,246 -Hey, Brad. [Brad] Hey. 31 00:01:56,290 --> 00:02:00,032 How you doin'? I mean, I'm good. I'm great actually. 32 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,470 I'm really excited, you know, to go sleep in the ruins or whatever. 33 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:05,125 It'll be, uh, scary! [laughs] 34 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,129 -Oh, she's ready. -[Jay] Look at these two. 35 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:13,437 -[Mia] Love is in the air! -[Jay] Is that what I smell? 36 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,961 Nope, I just farted. 37 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,615 Oh, my God! 38 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,879 Are you, are you filming me? 39 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,491 [Brad] Yeah, sorry. Can I take a piss real quick? 40 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:25,057 Yeah, of course. You know where it is. 41 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:28,017 Thanks... I'll go... I'll go... hey! 42 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,411 -[laughs] I'm going to go this way. -Yeah, yeah, okay. 43 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,027 What the hell is Hanna doing? 44 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,508 [Jay] Looks like she's waiting on him to take a piss. 45 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:41,857 [blows horn] 46 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,120 [Mia] Hanna! Just leave him the keys! 47 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,384 [Mia laughs] 48 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:50,387 [Brad] On today's episode of Camping with Brad, proper hydration. 49 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:53,738 Now proper hydration is essential when going on long excursions. 50 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,827 The color of your urine is really what you'll-- 51 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,221 -[Hanna] Hey, Brad? -Yo! 52 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:02,182 I'm leaving the keys in the door for you, so just lock it when you come out please. 53 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,487 Okay? 54 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,054 -No problemo! -Thanks. 55 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:09,754 Now this, this is not the color you want to see. 56 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,802 Oh, my God. Let's go. 57 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,505 Where should I put my backpack? 58 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:25,857 [Jay] Ah, you have to hold it in your lap. Sorry. 59 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:28,773 -[Berry] Hanna, what up, what up? -[Mia] Hey, girl! 60 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,427 Tight fit, guys! 61 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:33,822 [Jay] Sorry, I wasn't able to get my uncle's SUV 62 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,259 so we're stuck in Berry's clown car. 63 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,347 [Brad sighs] 64 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,312 We can switch who says shotgun if you need more leg room. 65 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,792 Or you guys can just get out and walk if you prefer. 66 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,620 No, I'm good, actually, Mia, 67 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,883 if you want me to sit in the middle, I'm totally fine with that. 68 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,059 No! I have to make sure Brad doesn't try anything with you! 69 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,235 [Brad] Sorry! 70 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,106 What if I want him to? 71 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,198 [Brad] [exhales] All right, what did I miss? 72 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,678 -Did you lock the door? -Yep! 73 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,810 Okay, can I snag my keys back from you? 74 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:08,726 Oh, I just left them in the door... 75 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,730 I'm not falling for that, Brad. Just give me the keys! 76 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,384 Prank'd ya! 77 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,994 -[laughs] -[car alarms] 78 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,258 -Alright, you guys ready to roll? -[all] Yeah! 79 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:26,004 [slow beat music playing] 80 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,964 -[Jay] Berry, I'm trying to record! -[Berry] Well, it's bumpy! 81 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:44,414 Let's get this party started right! 82 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,677 [Jay] Wow, that really didn't take long, huh? 83 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,332 [Berry] Not in the car, man, I really don't want to get pulled over. 84 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,160 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh, you guys are such squares. 85 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,554 He's just rolling a joint, calm down. 86 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,599 -[Jay] Says the virgin! -[Mia] Hey! 87 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:58,776 -Oh! -[Hanna] Okay, it's okay, It's okay. 88 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,604 Haters gonna hate. 89 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,346 [Brad] Hatters gonna hate? Wow! 90 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,435 -That's a good line! -[Hanna] Yeah, haters gonna hate! 91 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,394 Oh, it's a great line! 92 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:13,661 [Brad] Jay, Jay what do you got there, buddy? Is that a, uh, treasure map? 93 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,750 [Jay] Yes, this is a treasure map. 94 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,100 [Mia] Yeah, is that our backpacking route? 95 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,450 Jay, is this your first time hiking? 96 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,538 [giggling] 97 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,148 That's so cute! 98 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,629 I have a trail app we can use. 99 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,718 Yeah, why don't we just use our phones, Jay? 100 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:30,330 No! Did you guys get the email I sent? 101 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:34,203 All the reviews say there is no cell service on this trail, at all! 102 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,031 -[Mia] What? -[Hanna] Damn 103 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,947 -[Jay] Sorry, Social media will have to wait. -No! 104 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:42,690 I'll just have to be very thorough then. Jason... [snaps finger] Record me! 105 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,822 -[Berry] Who's Jason? -[Jay] I'll just use my phone! 106 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,824 [Mia] Use my phone, it's live! 107 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:53,265 Hey, lovelies! I'm here with my besties Hanna, Jay, and Berry... 108 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,093 oh, and Brads here too... 109 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,530 [Brad] Nice. 110 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,706 We are hiking to a Native American village. 111 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:03,101 Legend says that the village was destroyed by a timeless evil. 112 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,625 [Berry] The white man! 113 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,714 [giggles] 114 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:09,194 We're gonna be off the grid and it's going to be so exciting! 115 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,328 It's a couple days hike in so I brought plenty of provisions 116 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,462 including but not limited to solar powered phone chargers... 117 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,682 -[Berry] I'll take that. -...so we can document the whole experience. 118 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:22,120 -Also, we have a-- -A shit ton of weed! 119 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,340 Bye, everyone! [laughs] 120 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,256 Thanks, Brad, now everyone is going to think I'm a pothead! 121 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:28,649 [Brad] What's wrong with that? 122 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,608 -There's worse things-- -[Mia] They'll think I'm like you, 123 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,828 that's what's wrong with that! 124 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,656 [Berry] Potheads are usually thought of as like generally nice people... 125 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:39,311 ♪ Sorry that I ain't been The best friend ♪ 126 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:42,010 ♪ Sorry for the mess For the broken string ♪ 127 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:46,449 ♪ I'm sorry about everything 128 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:53,674 ♪ Sorry that I'm all Full up of fears ♪ 129 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,633 ♪ Sorry for the endless Stream of tears ♪ 130 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,549 ♪ Sorry that I'm drinkin' Sorry that I'm smokin' ♪ 131 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:02,596 ♪ Sorry that I feel like Life's a joke and ♪ 132 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,989 ♪ Sorry that there's six More weeks till Spring ♪ 133 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:09,341 ♪ I'm sorry about everything 134 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,479 ♪ And sorry that I don't Dance enough ♪ 135 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,874 ♪ That I'm scared to move I'm all locked up ♪ 136 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:23,791 ♪ But, oh, my God Would you look at her ♪ 137 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,096 Whoa! 138 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,146 It's beautiful out here! 139 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,508 ♪ Sorry that the sun Set seems so dull ♪ 140 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,293 ♪ Sorry that I'm so damned Bored with it all ♪ 141 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:51,166 ♪ Sorry for the bland Incessant drone ♪ 142 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:54,082 ♪ Sorry that I didn't Pick up the phone ♪ 143 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,997 ♪ Sorry that I just Let it sit-- ♪ 144 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,781 ♪ Left me behind... 145 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,218 [Brad] [laughing] Sleeping Beauty! 146 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,919 I'm totally gonna post this and tag her ass. 147 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,493 [mouth words] 148 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:30,379 Keep a lookout for mile marker 78. That's our turn. 149 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,598 Alright. 150 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,731 [rap music playing] 151 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:41,608 [Brad] We just passed 77 so... Yeah I think... 152 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,261 There is it, 78! 153 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,266 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh! This is so exciting! 154 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,007 -[Brad] Yes! -[Hanna] Here we go! 155 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:55,273 [Brad] Oh, yes. Wow. 156 00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,104 -[Hanna] Oh, my gosh! -[Brad] Beautiful! 157 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,505 [Hanna] Who's ready for an adventure! 158 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,551 -[Berry] Let's go do stuff outside! -[Brad] Ah, yes. 159 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,336 [car alarm chimes] 160 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,598 Beautiful! 161 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,778 [car door closes] 162 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,780 [birds chirping] 163 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:32,049 -[Berry] Alright, one for Jay. -[Jay] Thank you. 164 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,011 -[Berry] One for Brad. -[Brad] Alright, Muscles, cool out. 165 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,490 [Hanna] Mia, what is that for? 166 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,407 It's just for police and Park Rangers and stuff. 167 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:45,410 If we aren't back by the date, they'll hopefully... [clicks tongue] 168 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,890 come looking for us. 169 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,371 What you mean hopefully? That's their job, right? 170 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:53,549 [Mia] Yes. If we aren't back, they'll come looking for us. No doubt. 171 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:58,119 [Hanna] And we will be back because we have the original Lewis and Clark map with us. 172 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,990 [Jay] Laugh it up now. 173 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:03,646 You'll be happy we have this when your phone loses service! 174 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,821 Trust me. 175 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,086 [Berry] Thank you, sir. 176 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,087 [scoffs] 177 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,176 [lighter sparkling] 178 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,788 -Wow. -[Brad] What? 179 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,790 -We're not in the car anymore! -[Mia] Mm-Hm. 180 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,619 [Hanna] Thank You. 181 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,450 -[Hanna] Jay? -Thank you. 182 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,278 [Brad] You're gonna need to light it again, my man. 183 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,022 -Get up in there. -Yeah. 184 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:38,028 No thanks. I'm not putting that in my body! 185 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:41,249 Your body is your temple. You should respect it. 186 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,730 [Brad] Yes, my body is a temple... 187 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:48,169 To the God of weed! Weed. Weed. Weed. 188 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:52,782 [lighter sparkling] 189 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,654 -[Jay] Hey, guys, check this out! -[Berry] Yeah? 190 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,184 [Mia] Hanna. 191 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,625 [Jay] Told you! 192 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,802 Service, no service, service, no service 193 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,586 [Mia] That's creepy, I don't like that. 194 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,632 [Mia sighs] 195 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,725 -[Berry] Are you done screwing around with it? -[Jay] Yeah. 196 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,816 -Let's go do some hiking activities! -Let's do it. 197 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,042 [Berry] I guess that would just be hiking right? 198 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,174 -[Mia] Yes. -[Hanna] Probably. 199 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,177 [blowing] 200 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,918 [Brad] What, uh, what's going on there, Hanna? 201 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,356 -It's not working. -It's definitely not working. 202 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,228 Everyone, she's in trouble! 203 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,403 Help! 204 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,710 Get going! 205 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,628 [Berry] I believe in you! 206 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,634 Dismount. 207 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,549 [grunting] Okay. 208 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,377 [Hanna] Nope, nope. 209 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,556 The thing about it is... you gotta respect the rock. 210 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,123 -You got it. -You gotta respect it. 211 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,083 -Sacred rock! -Brad] Exactly. Don't, don't. 212 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,999 -Or stoners rock in Brad's case. -I totally respect that. 213 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,742 -You won't be able to! -Look at him! Spiderman! 214 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,571 Oh, well, I could do it... that way I could do it... 215 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,530 So how does that make you feel? 216 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,793 He did... he cheat... He did it a cheat... a cheating way. 217 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:34,231 -Yeah? Okay, sure. -I did. 218 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,017 So I could do it that way. 219 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,801 If it was that way, I could do it. 220 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,498 [Hanna] Okay. 221 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,804 You should try... I mean... 222 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,153 [Brad] Alright, alright, scoot over. 223 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,720 Moral support is up here. 224 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,591 I'm going to show off my gymnastic skills. 225 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,160 -Wait, what's over there? -No, no, no. 226 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,251 -Look at that! -Oh, my gosh! You made it! 227 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,254 -[Jay] Hey, that's one way. -I told you. 228 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:03,304 [indistinct chatter] 229 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,930 [Brad] Take care of that. 230 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,758 [Hanna] Not in this shorts. 231 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:30,722 -[Brad] You need a hand? Of course not! -[Mia] I'll be fine. 232 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,072 [Berry] I'm not sure how they mate. 233 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,074 [snake hissing] 234 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,032 [Jay] You see that? It's moving! 235 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,952 [snake hissing and rattling] 236 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,397 [birds chirping] 237 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,104 [Brad] He's coiling up. Let's go. 238 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,715 [Berry] Yeah, we should take a step back. 239 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,941 [Berry] Hey, Brad. Brad. Hey, Brad, how was your poop? 240 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,160 [Brad] Well, good thing I had that dollar bill. 241 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,775 Wow! 242 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,342 [Jay] Hey, what do you think, guys? [whistles] 243 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:28,041 -How'd I do? -[Hanna] Nice! 244 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,305 -[Brad] Don't trip, Jay! -[Hanna] Yeah. 245 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,134 -[Brad] Wow! -[Berry] This is nice. 246 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,662 [Brad] Boo! 247 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,926 [Jay] Try not to fall off, Brad. 248 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,581 [Mia] Yeah, wouldn't want you to fall... 249 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,104 [Hanna] Please don't fall. 250 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,586 -[Berry] You should jump. -[Brad] Eh, if I fall I fall. 251 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,632 -[Hanna] [laughs] That's a terrible attitude to have. -[Brad] It's the will of nature! 252 00:14:55,851 --> 00:15:00,160 [Jay] Ah, this man's been smoking J's all the way up here. 253 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,857 [Brad] It helped me float. 254 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,642 Alright, everyone, say "what's up, Professor Daus!" 255 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:08,429 -[all] What's up, Professor Daus! -[Brad] Really? Really? 256 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,953 -That's all you got in ya? -[Berry] Don't fail me! 257 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,391 [Jay] We're floating, we're flying, Professor Daus! 258 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:17,133 [Brad] No marijuana was harmed in the making of this production. 259 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,096 -[Brad] Nicely done! -[Hanna] Okay, Jay, your turn! 260 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,532 -[Mia] Come on. -No, brah. 261 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,490 Oh, come on! 262 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:31,278 Hey, guys, check out the beautiful views! 263 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,193 [clicks tongue] 264 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934 -Hey, babes, come here. -Hey. 265 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,023 -Say hi. -Hey! 266 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,505 -Having a blast with my pretty lady. -So much fun! 267 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,726 The views are almost as beautiful as we are. 268 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,597 -Almost. -Almost, not quite. 269 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,990 Almost. 270 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,819 [giggling] 271 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,865 -[man 1] 'Merica! -[man 2] Hut-hut! 272 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,346 -[Jay] Really? -[Mia groans] 273 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,131 What's up, what's up, what is up? 274 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,741 [Berry] You want to pick up that bottle? 275 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,830 Nature will clean it up, bro. 276 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,875 It's not bio-degradable. 277 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,268 Who are you guys PETA? 278 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,315 [Hanna] PETA protects animals... 279 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,057 Whatever. If want to pick up the bottle, pick it up. 280 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,406 Or you can pick it up. 281 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,277 -Or you can make me pick it up. -I can. 282 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:18,281 Okay, guys, stop it. Gosh, it's just one bottle. 283 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:23,243 Okay! There we go! 284 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:27,508 Now it's picked up. It's really not a big deal. 285 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,423 Gosh, there's so much testosterone around here... 286 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:33,340 Yeah, okay guys, sorry, are you guys coming from the ruins? 287 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,906 [man 2] Yeah. They were lame though. 288 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,344 [Brad] Cool, that's where we're heading. 289 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:41,696 If I was you, I'd turn around and go home 'cause they suck. 290 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,220 Or better yet, why don't the three of you guys head home 291 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,963 -and leave these two fine-ass ladies with us! -[slaps Mia's butt] 292 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,835 -Oh, my God! -[man 2] What the fuck? 293 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,534 [man 2] Hey, you assholes are going to pay for that! 294 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:06,242 [Mia] And our alpha male here got punched in the nose defending my honor. 295 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,679 [laughs] 296 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,203 You alright? 297 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,813 You should see the other guys. 298 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,336 They were such wimps. 299 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,426 Hey, we got to keep moving, guys. 300 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,388 Anybody else think we've gone far enough for today? 301 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,782 Nah, we got like about three more miles till we reach our first camp, 302 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,436 so... chop, chop. 303 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,266 [Hanna] Seriously, dude? 304 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,228 [Mia] Here we go. 305 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,360 [Brad] Slow down! 306 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,192 [Berry] Thanks for helping, Jay. I appreciate it. 307 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,673 [Jay] No problem. 308 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,764 [Hanna] Oh, my God! He's so cute! 309 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,548 -Mia! -[Jay] Look at him! 310 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,028 [Hanna] Mia, come check this out! 311 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:59,121 [Mia] Oh, it's a tortoise! I love tortoises! 312 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,168 [Jay] He chillin'. Is he alive? 313 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,605 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh! He's so cute. Look at him hiding. 314 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,868 [Mia] Just walk around him, maybe we should make sure 315 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,045 he's out of the way of wherever everyone's walking. 316 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:15,398 [Jay] So along our route, we have our camping location here indicated by this circle. 317 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:20,534 Our final destination is another day's hike indicated here by this X. 318 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,189 The plan is to camp in the ruins for a night 319 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:26,844 and then hike the same way back to the camping location. 320 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,239 You see this here? 321 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:34,591 This is the mountain's face, so, guys... 322 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,551 we've reached our first camping spot! 323 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,814 [cheers] 324 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,165 Dude, it looks exactly the same as the spot we wanted to stop at before. 325 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,125 Yeah. Oh, wait, no it doesn't at all. 326 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,953 Berry, go sit on a cactus, all right. 327 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,305 -Words hurt, words hurt, man, words hurt. -That was aggressive, I'm sorry. 328 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:55,743 It's not about the location, it's about how far we've gone. 329 00:18:55,786 --> 00:19:00,226 [Jay] Thank you, Mia. We divided the distance by how many days. 330 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,011 Besides maybe if you weren't filling your lungs with smoke all the time, 331 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,970 -it'd be a little easier. -Ah, gee, thanks, mom. 332 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:12,716 Alright, I vote the women stay here, clean it up, 333 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,414 get the tents up, all that good stuff, 334 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,806 while the men go find firewood. 335 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,417 Oh, that's not sexist at all... 336 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,202 -Maybe kill a squirrel. Who knows? -What? 337 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,597 -I don't know. -We're in the desert... 338 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,946 -A desert squirrel. -Oh. 339 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,426 [coughs] Sexist. 340 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,776 [Brad] Welcome to Camping with Brad. 341 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,779 On today's episode, the males have been sent from camp to gather timber. 342 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,740 The females stay behind to build shelter 343 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,917 and presumably prepare their bodies for the rough intercourse 344 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:44,879 that's likely to occur when the beastly males return and need sexual release. 345 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:49,100 [Jay] [laughs] Dude, what the hell? Eww. 346 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,581 [Brad] Oh, what's this? A rare sight. 347 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,323 The alpha is marking his territory! 348 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,499 Enemies, approach at your own peril. 349 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,371 [Berry] I can't go with you watching me. 350 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,111 -[Brad] Though his penis is small... -What the hell are you doing? 351 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,114 ...his muscles have made him alpha! 352 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,681 Ah! The alpha is charging! 353 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,601 [birds chirping] 354 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,518 [light sparkling] 355 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,912 -[Brad] Hey, boo Berry? -[Berry] Hmm? 356 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,741 -[Brad] Whatcha doing? -[Berry] Starting a fire. 357 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:08,441 -[Brad] Are ya? -[Berry] Well, it's gonna start. 358 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,270 [Hanna] Berry, I'm pretty sure you need some kindling or something. 359 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,490 Uh, I know how to start a fire, Hanna, thank you though! 360 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,926 [Mia] Apparently not. 361 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,320 [Hanna] Okay. Well, I'm just saying. 362 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,714 You can't just put a lighter straight to wood because it's not gonna catch. 363 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,542 This is how the cavemen did it, okay? 364 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:25,327 You know what, Hanna, why don't you start the fire then? 365 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,330 [Hanna] Okay, sure. Just hold my phone for me. 366 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,640 Could I get the lighter? 367 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:37,034 Thanks, and does anybody have any kindling? 368 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,994 -I have some newspaper in my backpack we can use. -Perfect. 369 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,389 [Berry] So why do you have newspaper? 370 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,392 To start fires. 371 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,830 [Berry] Oh, cool! 372 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,311 Thanks for letting me know that ten minutes ago when I tried to start the fire! 373 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,532 You said you knew what you were doing... 374 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,754 Plus, it was fun watching you struggle. 375 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,846 -[Berry] God, I hate you. -[Hanna] No you don't. 376 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,718 -Thank you. -Get it done! 377 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,417 Could you, uh, pass me the funnies? 378 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,984 Ha, ha, ha. You're so funny. 379 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,117 I know, that's where I get all my material. 380 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:25,082 [Berry] Burning coupons? Come on now. 381 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,214 [Hanna] Yeah. 382 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,740 [Berry] [laughs] Yeah, you showed me! 383 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,569 -It'll light! -[Brad] It'll get there! 384 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,703 [Mia] There we go! 385 00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,531 One giant leap for feminism. 386 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,664 Thanks, Brad. 387 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:45,929 That's pretty embarrassing, Berry. 388 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,627 -[Hanna] So that's how it's done. -[Berry] Yeah, okay. 389 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,106 Now you know! 390 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:57,419 So did you guys know that hot dogs can legally be 30% hair? 391 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,639 -[Brad] Wow! -[Hanna] Yeah. 392 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:03,382 [Brad] Did you know that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot? 393 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,385 Wait, is that true? 394 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:10,432 -[Berry] Oh, my God! -[Hanna] Mia! Seriously? 395 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,260 It's very, very true. 396 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,741 Do you believe anything that Brad says? Like ever? 397 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:16,917 -[Jay] No. -Whoa, Whoa! 398 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,875 Someday I'm going to say something really important 399 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,703 and you're all gonna regret not listening to me. 400 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:24,838 -Uh, huh, sure. Sure, someday, someday. -[Brad] Someday! 401 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,580 -[Hanna] I'll wait for that day to come. -Oh! Whatcha got there, Berry? 402 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:30,931 A little... a little less drinky, drink than before... 403 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:33,716 -You guys want some? -Yeah! 404 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,283 Yes, yes, yes 405 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,155 I'm tired of sharing my weed with you fools. 406 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,983 -Oh, that's still going to happen. -[Jay] Right! 407 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,335 [Hanna] Jay. 408 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,557 [spits] 409 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:50,429 -[Mia] Whoa! -[Berry] Gosh! 410 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:54,171 [Jay] What the hell is this? Gasoline? 411 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,347 Damn, rocket fuel? 412 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,219 [Berry] It's moonshine! 413 00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:00,395 [Mia] Aren't you in college? 414 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:04,138 [Jay] Yeah but I only drink the good stuff, not this jailhouse shit! 415 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,055 -[Berry] Jay, that is the good stuff, man. -[Mia] Seriously! 416 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,796 -[Berry] It burns in a good way! -[Hanna] The best stuff. 417 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,580 [Mia] Burns so good. 418 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:15,541 [Hanna] You want to get drunk, that's the stuff that you need. 419 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:16,846 Oh, gosh. 420 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,024 [Mia] Oh, my God! 421 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,766 [Jay] The map! Shit! 422 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,072 Shit! 423 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:31,557 What the hell, Brad. That was really stupid! 424 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,472 [Brad] Sorry, guys. Just a goof. 425 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,479 I don't know why the map was on the ground anyway... 426 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,958 [Jay] Damn! 427 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:45,745 [Hanna] Jay, it's fine. Everything's fine. 428 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,486 [Berry] Relax, man. Any of us could have done that. 429 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,184 [Mia] Yeah, you almost did when you coughed it up! 430 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,926 [Jay] But I didn't do it on purpose like a little moron! 431 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,625 [Brad] I said I was sorry, what do you want from me? 432 00:24:56,669 --> 00:25:00,411 [Jay] I want you to think before you do stupid shit like spit fire at people! 433 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,501 You're not a damn fire breather, Brad! 434 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,416 [Brad] Okay, I didn't spit it at people. 435 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,463 [Hanna] Guys, can we just calm down, okay, just stop it. 436 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:12,989 Everything is fine. We're all okay. Chill. 437 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:23,522 [Jay] I guess it could have been worse. 438 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,002 [Mia] Here. 439 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,438 [Jay sighs] 440 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,356 [Jay] Sorry, Brad, I just freaked out a little. 441 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,575 It's cool. 442 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,448 [spits] 443 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,147 Back at ya! 444 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:44,368 -Son of a bitch. -Karmas a bitch! 445 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,153 You guys all suck! 446 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:48,764 No more fire breathing! 447 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,680 [Mia] [gasps] Hi, little guy! 448 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,726 -[Hanna] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. -[Mia] So fuzzy! 449 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:56,772 [Hanna] Holy shit! Look at those eyes! 450 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,645 Oh, my God. It's so creepy! 451 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,777 [Mia] It's fine though. [screams] 452 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,214 -[Mia] Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? -[Jay] Oh, no! 453 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,827 -[Brad] Alright, say it, Jay. -Chubby bunny! 454 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:19,273 -You are drunker than a skunk! -Jay, you are a hoot, man! 455 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,797 Pass that shit, Boo! 456 00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:24,452 [laughing] 457 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:30,110 -[Brad] That man cannot hold his liquor. -[Mia] I'm burning wieners! 458 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,286 You're good at that, aren't you? 459 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,549 Yes, I'm very good at that. 460 00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:40,555 This is fun but, we shoulda... 461 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,645 We could... we, uh, we coulda went to bed but we... 462 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:46,082 We should... we haven't yet? 463 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:49,390 -[Brad] Here here! -[Hanna] Yeah? 464 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,653 I don't know what you just said? 465 00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:52,959 I don't know... 466 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:58,268 Bed time! Bed time. 467 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:02,272 Who do you think you are? You're not our dad! 468 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:05,058 We can go to bed when we want to! 469 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:07,930 You ain't my momma and you ain't my daddy! 470 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,804 [Brad] Oh! Grumpy Berry! 471 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,285 [blows raspberry] 472 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,287 R.E.S. 473 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:21,335 Move your feet! R.E.S.P.E.C. 474 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,685 -[Jay] Find out what it means to me! -[Brad] The alpha, everyone. 475 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,992 Give him a round of applause! 476 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:28,211 Look what happened to my marshmallow. 477 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345 -It went limp. -I don't know what happened! 478 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,695 [Brad] Because you don't know how to roast marshmallows... 479 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:37,394 Okay, Mr. Expert marshmallow cooker... 480 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,788 I... I won the marshmallow competition of 2012! 481 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,879 Okay. 482 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,883 I think I'm going to go to bed too. 483 00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:50,843 -Ah! Boo! -Boo on you! 484 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:53,933 -Here, that's for you. -Thank you. 485 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:56,370 -Oh! I dropped it! -[Hanna] Loser. 486 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:59,068 [Brad] Oh, no! I've got plenty more. 487 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,942 [Jay] Peace out! 488 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,643 No, no, no Jay! Jay, Jay, Jay, that way! 489 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,514 -That way! -Boys with the boys. 490 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:13,648 -[Brad] I thought you had it, my man. -Goodnight boys! 491 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,389 You coming, Brad? 492 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,391 -Goodnight. Goodnight. -[Hanna] Goodnight, Brad. 493 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:20,002 [Brad] Whoa! Don't fall! 494 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,743 You coming, Brad? 495 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:25,181 Actually, Berry, will you toss me my sleeping bag? 496 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:27,706 [Berry] Yeah! 497 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,056 [Brad] Get over there, you fool. 498 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:32,362 I'm going to sleep under the stars tonight. 499 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:36,236 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -I'm never. I'm never scared! 500 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,022 -Help this man to bed. -Kobe! 501 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,851 Thank you. Whoa! 502 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,986 This is coming with me! 503 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,292 I don't think you need any more but you do you. 504 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,862 [Berry] Jay, I swear to God if you piss the bed... 505 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,864 [Brad] That's why I'm sleeping out here. 506 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,827 I was asleep and I heard some rustling in the bushes... 507 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,918 I have a knife just in case. 508 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,837 Oh, shit! I have a knife! 509 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:16,406 That's not a knife, this is a knife! 510 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,414 -Hanna, you scared the shit out of me! -Shhh, shh, shh. 511 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,290 [Hanna] There room for one more in there? 512 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,641 I mean, super not... but we can try. 513 00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:49,265 -It's so beautiful here. -[Brad] Totally. 514 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:55,881 -I'm really glad you came. -[Hanna] Me too. 515 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:15,814 Oh. 516 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:24,823 [kissing] 517 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,916 Your face is so fuzzy. 518 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:49,717 [Berry] Three, two, one... Holy shit, Brad, a giant penis! 519 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,807 You son of a bitch! 520 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,599 [Brad] Hmm, tasty. 521 00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:10,651 [Berry] Hanna, Mia, you girls up yet? 522 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,918 -Girls? -[Hanna] Yes! 523 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:20,095 -[Berry] Are you up? -[Hanna] We're up. We'll be out in a minute, okay? 524 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:22,054 [Berry] Mmm, okay... 525 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,187 Ah, tornado! 526 00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:26,885 -[Mia] Oh, my God! -[Hanna] Oh, my God! Berry! 527 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,452 [Berry] Okay. 528 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,585 -Did I get it all? -No. 529 00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:35,197 Hey, sorry, about the map, man. 530 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,157 -You're all good, bro, it's cool. -Alright. 531 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,464 [sighs] 532 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:48,210 [Brad] Let's check that urine color, ladies and gents! 533 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:53,172 Gonna get that hangover pee probably not gonna look great... 534 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,917 [Jay] Hey, Berry, can you help me out for a sec? 535 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,092 [Berry] What's up, dude? 536 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:09,710 All right, so I got this all worked out. 537 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:16,586 If we go like two extra miles, we can go around the burnt portion of the map. 538 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,848 [zipping] 539 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,853 [Brad] Wow! What a beautiful place. 540 00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:32,646 Oh, Berry and Jay nerding out over a map instead of enjoying the view. 541 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,562 Alright. 542 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,260 [zipping] 543 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:43,874 Oh, wait a minute... Ugh! 544 00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,790 What is that? 545 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:51,099 Ah, damnit! Gross! 546 00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:55,799 Why do I touch things? Don't touch things! 547 00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,630 [Berry] I mean I'm cool with it but it's not like that section of the map 548 00:33:00,674 --> 00:33:02,632 is any more dangerous because we burnt it, 549 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:06,245 it's still there so just stick to the original route, man. 550 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,292 I mean, we won't know where we are going so... 551 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,686 We'll be alright, dude, it's... 552 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,427 It'll be fine, it's still the same thing. 553 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:17,386 Good morning, Vietnam! 554 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,823 -[Jay] Morning! -[Berry] Morning, ladies! 555 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,521 [Brad] Let me help you girls out with that. 556 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,263 [Hanna] Um, I think we're good over here. Thanks, Brad. 557 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:27,005 [Brad] Alright, fine, interviews then... 558 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:33,011 So... crazy night last night,. huh? 559 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,492 [Mia] Oh, my gosh, I was so drunk. 560 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:38,755 I can't believe I'm not hungover. 561 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:41,932 Yeah, I know. I'm pretty sure I blacked out for a little bit so... 562 00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,934 Seriously? You don't remember anything? 563 00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:49,723 I mean, I remember some things. It's just a little fuzzy. 564 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:53,292 What's on your fingers? 565 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,076 [Brad] Yeah, I don't know. 566 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,557 I think it's like bird shit or something? It's gross. 567 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,386 Brad, why the hell do you have bird shit on your fingers? 568 00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:03,345 That is an incredibly personal question, Hanna! 569 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:06,653 Stop it! 570 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,400 You enjoying the view back there? 571 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,619 [Hanna] Shut up. [laughs] 572 00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:21,537 All right, guys. We are now entering the burnt portion of the map. 573 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:24,758 Just watch where you're going. If we get lost, we'll have to double back. 574 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:27,021 [Hanna] Are you actually worried we're gonna get lost? 575 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,892 [singsongy] The horror! 576 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,418 Jay, relax dude, we're not gonna get lost. 577 00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:36,465 Alright, guys, look we are here and we're going there. 578 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,121 [Mia] Oh, that's like perfectly straight! 579 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,862 We still need to pay attention. 580 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,475 [Hanna] Dude, chill. It's gonna be fine. 581 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:49,783 I'm... I'm chill but I want to be prepared in case we do get lost. 582 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,090 Okay, crazy man. 583 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,702 Scanning... Scanning... Scanning... 584 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:58,357 Rock. Stick. Bush. 585 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,753 This spot is now memorized, forever burned into the crystal palace of my mind. 586 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:06,974 Come on, Robot Brad says it's cool. 587 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:09,455 If Robot Brad says it's cool, it must be cool. 588 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:13,589 [Hanna] So cool. Loser. 589 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:18,899 [Brad] Rock. Cactus. Oh! Orange flower! I will never forget this spot. 590 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,821 [Hanna] ...I just don't like it very much. 591 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,605 [Berry] Jay, what's up, man? 592 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:33,740 What does it look like? A damn fork! 593 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,615 I have no memory of this place. 594 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:42,314 What? We ain't never been here before! 595 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:46,405 Jay, it's from... never mind, dude. Sorry. 596 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,276 I thought you said it was just a straight shot. 597 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,191 Neither of these go straight. 598 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:53,412 Yeah, and one of them got to bend back up so. 599 00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:55,196 So let's just pick a direction. 600 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,980 -If it's wrong, we'll just turn around. -Yeah. 601 00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,721 -Cool. -No. No, no, no. 602 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,027 We camp here. 603 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:04,205 -The sun's almost going down... -[Hanna] What? 604 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,729 Dude, the Sun isn't going down for another couple hours, okay? 605 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,558 And we're supposed to camp at the ruins, so... 606 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,778 We're so close, we might as well just keep going! 607 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,301 And what if we go the wrong way? 608 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,087 We should camp before the fork. 609 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:20,613 I just... I just thought you might feel safer that way. 610 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,746 Dude, you sound like a crazy person. 611 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,618 Let's just pick a direction. 612 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,620 If it's wrong, we'll just turn around. What's the big deal? 613 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:30,057 [sighs] Fine! 614 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,626 I don't know why it's crazy to want to know where you're going but whatever! 615 00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:36,977 [Berry] Jay, relax dude, alright, just... which way? 616 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:40,676 I don't know. That's why I had a damn map! 617 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,462 Shit! Okay, Berry, you pick. 618 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,464 Me? Hell no! 619 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,901 Brads' the one who burned the map... he should have to pick! 620 00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:50,469 Oh, so then I get blamed for burning the map and picking the wrong direction? 621 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,210 -Yes. -No thanks. 622 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:55,343 Okay, guys, calm down. Everybody get into a circle. 623 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,004 -Nice spin! -[Brad] Oh, shit! 624 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,180 You guys have to kiss! 625 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,877 Alright, if you insist. 626 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:10,489 Okay, Mia, you get to choose. Which way are we going? 627 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:14,319 Alright, screw it. Let's just go left! 628 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:18,192 -Left it is. -After you. 629 00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:29,116 [birds chirping] 630 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:34,208 Hey, guys, so this is day two. 631 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,037 Sorry this isn't live but there's like no service up here, 632 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,387 so I'll have to post this all after I get back 633 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:43,304 but I guess if you're watching, this means that I'm home, so cray! 634 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,001 Hi, future Mia! 635 00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,743 So this is like the only time I've been in back. 636 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:51,747 These guys are great but they are nowhere near as experienced as I am 637 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:55,055 in the matters of the great outdoors. Guys? 638 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,895 [birds chirping] 639 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:17,251 [Mia] This isn't funny! Guys? 640 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,304 Guys, stop it! 641 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,613 [screaming] 642 00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:34,224 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 643 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:36,531 I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They made me do it. 644 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,232 [Jay] How do you do that again? 645 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:44,365 -You just like, flick it or something? -Wait, where is one? 646 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,367 -I want to get one on camera. -So you put your finger like this.... 647 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,543 -Are you ready? -[Berry] Get it! 648 00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,763 -[Brad] You go like that. -Jeez. 649 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:52,068 -[Mia] Oh! You got two! -[Berry] You gotta flick it. 650 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,462 -Wait, I got two? -[Mia] Yeah. 651 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,817 [Brad] I'm struggling. 652 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,384 [Hanna] Struggle bus over here? 653 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,994 [Brad] Struggle bus! 654 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:10,565 [indistinct chatter] 655 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:14,221 [Jay] Hey, this should have bent up by now, right, guys? 656 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:18,094 Yeah, sorry guys. I think I picked the wrong way. 657 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:19,661 This is why I never go to Vegas. 658 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:25,493 This is exactly why I wanted to hike around the burnt portion of the map. 659 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,061 Okay, well, that's really helpful. Thanks, Jay! 660 00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:30,498 Okay, let's head back to that fork now! 661 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,370 Jay, it's too late to head back tonight, dude. 662 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:35,851 Why don't we just make camp here? 663 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:38,941 We'll wake up, we'll hike back, and we'll be at the ruins like in two hours, all right? 664 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:43,816 Girls, can you set the tents and the men will go gather the firewood? 665 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:45,165 Sorry, Jay. 666 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:47,254 -[Mia] Sounds good. -[Brad] Yep. 667 00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:50,126 No, no, no, no, no, guys, we're supposed to sleep at the ruins! 668 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:54,261 -And we will be there tomorrow. Feel free to take a nap. -Yes, during the day though! 669 00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:56,306 That's like the whole reason why I came, you know? 670 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,570 To sleep at the ruins! 671 00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,485 Yeah, I mean, me too. 672 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,791 -Maybe we should head back to the fork? -[Jay] Yes! 673 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,359 No! It's almost dark. 674 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,840 There's no way I'm hiking in the dark. That's cray-cray. 675 00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:12,497 We shouldn't split up either, guys. That's cray-cray, too. 676 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,761 No we shouldn't. Fine. 677 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:19,852 But I want to go on record as saying I'm against camping here. 678 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,201 I'm against camping here! 679 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,246 [Berry] Noted. 680 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,378 [Mia] Hanna? 681 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:31,690 I'm still down, no idea where I'm going but I'm down. 682 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:36,477 [Jay] Yeah, none of us know where we're going because you burnt a hole in the damn map! 683 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:40,481 -God. -Dear God. I said sorry. What do you want from me? 684 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:44,311 Okay. Just stop it, guys. We'll just stay here, okay? 685 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,748 Ugh. Geez. 686 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:52,537 All right. Cool. Everyone's happy. Let's go find some firewood. 687 00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,719 Oh, look, some firewood! 688 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:05,898 [whispering] There's no firewood. I'm going to scare the chickas. Shh. 689 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:11,817 [birds chirping] 690 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,622 Having a good time? 691 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:38,887 Oh, yeah, I'm just having a blast. 692 00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:43,805 These ruins are like super cool so, thanks for the invite. 693 00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:46,895 Don't be a bitch, Hanna. 694 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,942 You're not the only one disappointed. 695 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:06,524 So... something may or may not have happened 696 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:07,960 with Brad last night... 697 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,922 Why are you so cryptic? 698 00:42:16,838 --> 00:42:20,494 Did you? [gasps] You slut! 699 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:25,586 How was it? How was it? You don't have to tell me. 700 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,327 You don't have to tell me but... 701 00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:33,507 -How was it? Was he big? Ew, ew, ew! Sorry! -No, no, no. 702 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:38,686 We did not have sex, okay. We just made out a little bit, you know? 703 00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:41,863 -Boo! -I know, trust me I know. 704 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,300 I mean, I want to. 705 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:47,739 I kind of just want to get it over with at this point, just hop on his wood. 706 00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:51,481 His dingle... whatever... um... 707 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:56,399 Yeah he just wanted to talk and I mean we wouldn't have even made out 708 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:59,446 if I wasn't the one who kissed him first, so. 709 00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:04,233 His "dingle"? I call bullshit! 710 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:09,151 I swear, I'm serious. We didn't have sex. 711 00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:15,157 Brad would not turn you down, you just got scared! 712 00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:17,769 [Berry] ♪ Brad and Hanna Sittin' in a tree ♪ 713 00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:20,380 -Berry! What the hell? -♪ K.I.S.S.I.N.G! 714 00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:22,861 Dude! 715 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:26,691 [Brad] ♪ Gatherin' timber 'cause My alpha-male told me To do so! ♪ 716 00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:30,608 Whoa, what is that? 717 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:38,833 Weird. 718 00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:42,663 Whoa! 719 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:46,667 Sick! What? 720 00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:50,366 It's like an ancient totem pole or something? 721 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,849 Oh, my God! 722 00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:58,984 Professor Daus, if you don't give us extra credit for this, I call bullshit. 723 00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:10,996 It's like hieroglyphics... 724 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,565 Wow! Creepy. 725 00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:20,527 This is so cool! 726 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:26,141 Wait... That looks like blood! 727 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,714 Oh, shit, oh, shit! Buddy. 728 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:35,760 Bro, are you okay? Are you okay? 729 00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:38,937 Oh, my God. I think he's dead! Guys! Guys! 730 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:45,595 Eww, Brad? Why? 731 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:47,423 [Berry] That's exactly what I thought. 732 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,904 Are you going to let him take your V-card? 733 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,166 -[Mia] Leave her alone! Guys! -Oh, my God. 734 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,820 [Jay] I'm just teasing. 735 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:55,910 [Berry] I'm not, this is really embarrassing for you! 736 00:44:57,738 --> 00:44:59,305 [Brad] Guys! Guys! 737 00:44:59,348 --> 00:45:00,436 [Hanna] Brad? 738 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,247 Brad? 739 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,639 [Jay] Where are you, man? 740 00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:35,123 [Hanna] Oh, my God! Brad! Brad! Oh, my God! 741 00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,516 Oh, my God! 742 00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:40,520 What happened! 743 00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:46,918 [crying] 744 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,012 We have to go! 745 00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,057 We're not just going to leave him here! 746 00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:00,758 Hanna, we have to. Mia. 747 00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:03,499 No. No. 748 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:09,767 Hanna, move! Jay, hold him down. 749 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,682 Hold him down! 750 00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:18,732 One, two... 751 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,387 Girls, look away, look away! 752 00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:22,562 Three! 753 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:44,540 We gotta get him up, we gotta get him up, we gotta get him up. 754 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,934 Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up! 755 00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:51,809 Help me, Jay. Help me. Help me. Come on! Get him up, get him up! 756 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:02,602 [Jay] Let's go, okay? 757 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:07,389 [Berry] Mia, get Hanna up. Get her up. We have to go! 758 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:11,480 [Jay] Let's go! Let's go! 759 00:47:22,187 --> 00:47:24,754 [sobbing] 760 00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:27,627 [Mia] What happened? Who would do this? 761 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,981 You think it was those two guys? 762 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:41,641 We're not safe here. 763 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,428 What about Brad? 764 00:47:48,909 --> 00:47:50,911 We can't carry him up there, all right? 765 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,046 We'll come back for him. We will come back for him. 766 00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:58,179 We shouldn't hike out at night. It's too dangerous at night! 767 00:47:58,223 --> 00:48:00,616 It's dangerous either way, Mia, okay? 768 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:04,533 No, no, no we stay here tonight! 769 00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:08,798 Berry, you and me we keep watch and then you girls get some sleep. 770 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,410 Are you crazy? 771 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:13,412 There's no way I'm going to be able to sleep! 772 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:14,761 [sniffles] 773 00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:21,550 Should at least get Hanna cleaned up. 774 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,379 [Berry] Mia, can you please? 775 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:28,253 [Mia] Hey, Hanna? 776 00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:29,645 [sniffles] 777 00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:34,868 Let's get you cleaned up. 778 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:06,595 Jay, turn that thing off. 779 00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:09,033 [Jay] No, we need this shit for evidence. 780 00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:11,905 If someone comes and tries to kill us, we need to be able to see who did this! 781 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:16,823 You're not hearing me, Jay. Turn it off. We're not safe, okay? 782 00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:19,217 We have to go and we have to go right now. 783 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:21,523 We're not safe anywhere! 784 00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:25,092 I just feel like during the day we have a better shot of getting out of here! 785 00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:28,052 At night, we can't see someone coming and we might get lost! 786 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:30,837 What if it's more than one person, huh? 787 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,273 I don't know, what if it's not even human? 788 00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:34,188 What if it's hill people or some shit? 789 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:37,278 It's not gonna matter because we're gonna be dead! 790 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,455 We're sitting ducks out here, man! 791 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:43,589 Berry, we're all scared. Keep your head on straight. 792 00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:47,506 Keep my head on straight? 793 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,205 You remember Brad? 794 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,948 You remember our friend Brad? 795 00:49:58,517 --> 00:50:02,651 Somebody stabbed him through the neck with a fucking spear, okay? 796 00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:11,747 [Berry] What are you girls doing? 797 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,488 [Mia] She's got blood all over her. 798 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:17,492 I can't wash her inside the tent. Look away. 799 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:27,459 [Berry] Mia, here. Use this. 800 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:37,817 [stream running] 801 00:50:55,878 --> 00:51:01,362 ♪ There is a house In New Orleans ♪ 802 00:51:01,406 --> 00:51:05,410 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 803 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:11,285 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 804 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:16,769 ♪ And God I know I'm one! 805 00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:20,816 ♪ My mother was a tailor 806 00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:24,429 ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans 807 00:51:24,472 --> 00:51:30,522 ♪ My father was a gambling man 808 00:51:30,565 --> 00:51:37,050 ♪ Down in New Orleans 809 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:43,839 ♪ Down, in New Orleans 810 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:50,194 [birds chirping, stream running] 811 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,763 Here, hold this for a sec. 812 00:53:00,568 --> 00:53:02,266 I'll be back for you, okay? 813 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,064 [zipping] 814 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:24,070 [Hanna sighs] 815 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:48,529 [Jay] Hey! There's the fork! 816 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:10,072 [gloomy music playing] 817 00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,705 [sobbing] Hanna! Jay! 818 00:54:36,185 --> 00:54:39,537 I just snapped out of some kind of trance or something. 819 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,234 Something isn't right. 820 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:43,367 Guys! 821 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,385 Jay, where the hell are we, man? 822 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:05,214 [Jay] I don't know, give me a second! 823 00:55:07,129 --> 00:55:08,827 I don't know where I am right now. 824 00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,176 -I don't know what happened, I... -[Mia] Guys! 825 00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:16,356 [birds chirping] 826 00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:45,733 I think I just heard Mia. Mia! Mia! 827 00:55:52,566 --> 00:55:54,351 [Hanna] Mia! 828 00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:55,569 [Berry] Hanna! 829 00:55:57,702 --> 00:55:58,964 Hanna! 830 00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:02,620 [Hanna] Mia! 831 00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:04,709 Mia, oh, my God. 832 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:11,890 Okay. 833 00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:13,587 Hanna, what the hell happened? 834 00:56:13,631 --> 00:56:15,720 Oh, my God, Mia, is she alive? 835 00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:18,766 Yeah she is, but, we need to get her out of here. 836 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:22,379 We can put her on here. 837 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:25,251 Jay, can you help me out please? 838 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,427 [Jay] Guys, check this out! Someone was here! 839 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,211 Footprints are going that way! 840 00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:35,653 Hey, where you... where you going? 841 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:38,960 I'm going to end this right now, alright? 842 00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:40,484 Berry, don't do that! 843 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:42,050 You don't know who you're following! 844 00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:50,972 Alright. 845 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,372 [pants] 846 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,069 [Berry] Jay, let's take a break, man. 847 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:12,559 We should be to our first camp soon... I hope. 848 00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,614 [Jay] Hey, I'm gonna scout ahead. 849 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:33,275 Hanna, you're sure you didn't see anyone else? 850 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:35,669 [Hanna] There was no one! 851 00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:39,499 I... I heard her scream and then when I came around the corner, she was out cold. 852 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:40,761 [Jay] Guys! 853 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,077 This is impossible. 854 00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:59,214 [stream running] 855 00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:35,990 [sobbing] Hey, mom and dad. 856 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:40,952 So if you guys are watching this, I... 857 00:58:57,142 --> 00:59:00,537 I just want you guys to know how much I love you. 858 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,454 You shouldn't make videos like that. It's bad luck. 859 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:10,155 Just in case, you know? 860 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,291 Do you want to make one? 861 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,297 Yeah. Yeah, I do. [sniffle] 862 00:59:23,255 --> 00:59:28,390 [exhales] Hey, Mom, Dad, Lex, 863 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:34,701 I didn't tell you this but I went on a hiking trip with some friends 864 00:59:37,356 --> 00:59:39,314 and if you're watching this... 865 00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:42,622 [Hanna] [screams] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 866 00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:57,768 [panting and crying] 867 00:59:59,117 --> 01:00:01,815 Berry just... 868 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:05,427 Berry just killed, just killed Jay. 869 01:00:07,212 --> 01:00:10,824 I don't know, I don't know what the... 870 01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:12,957 I don't know what the hell just happened. 871 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,177 I don't know what the hell just happened. [crying] 872 01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:20,921 How is this happening? 873 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:26,971 I just... I just ran... I just ran for my life right now and I don't... 874 01:00:27,014 --> 01:00:31,715 I don't think he followed me but how could he, how could he do that? 875 01:00:34,543 --> 01:00:38,896 Did he kill Brad too? I don't know, I just don't know! 876 01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:45,076 I think I'm... I think I'm in some cave. 877 01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:47,382 I don't... I don't know where... 878 01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:52,257 and I don't know what to do! God, God help me! 879 01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:02,702 I just ran... I just ran! 880 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,400 [screaming] 881 01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:25,072 [murmuring] 882 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:43,003 [stream running] 883 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:14,121 [birds, insects chirping] 884 01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:24,523 Help! Help! 885 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:28,309 [crying] 886 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:34,141 If... if you're watching this, there's a man and he's painted all black. 887 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,405 He's out here! 888 01:02:40,234 --> 01:02:44,630 -[Mia] Hanna! -Mia? Mia! 889 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:57,164 Who did this to you? 890 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,992 I don't know... I don't know, some man, he's painted all black. 891 01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:01,168 What the hell? Hanna, Jay's dead! 892 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:03,127 I know, I know. No, no, we need to get out of here! 893 01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:11,222 [Mia] We need to find Berry! 894 01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:14,138 -Shit! You don't know. -What? 895 01:03:14,181 --> 01:03:17,532 -Berry... Berry's the one that killed Jay. -What? 896 01:03:17,576 --> 01:03:21,232 -No, he didn't, no! -Yes! Yes, Mia, I watched it happen, okay? 897 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:26,454 I watched Berry stab Jay through the chest with this damn spear, okay? 898 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,242 [screams] 899 01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:33,070 What the hell is happening, Hanna? 900 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:36,377 I don't know, Mia. I don't know. I don't know! 901 01:03:36,421 --> 01:03:39,598 -Are you sure it was Berry? -Yes! I even got a video of it on my phone! 902 01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:42,383 -Okay, where is your phone? -I... I don't know! 903 01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:44,690 I dropped it when I was attacked. I don't know! 904 01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:46,518 Are you positive it wasn't Berry who attacked you too? 905 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:50,739 Yes, I am 100% sure, Mia, yes Berry killed Jay, 906 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:54,874 but the person that attacked me was covered head to toe in black paint, okay? 907 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:57,746 Okay, okay. Where did he attack you? 908 01:03:57,790 --> 01:04:01,576 In a cave. I don't know. I just ran. That doesn't matter! 909 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:06,886 -[Mia] Well, we need to head back to camp. -What? 910 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,584 No, no, no. We need to get back to the car, Mia! 911 01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:13,327 I don't know way, do you? We need the map! 912 01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:19,072 -What about Berry? -He wasn't there when I woke up! 913 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,335 We need the map, Hanna! 914 01:04:21,379 --> 01:04:22,554 [screams] 915 01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:25,774 [Hanna] I don't see him. 916 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:34,087 Shit, if he left with the map, we're gonna be screwed out here! 917 01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:37,569 [Mia] We should look around for it just in case. 918 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,318 -Let's move! -[Hanna] Okay. 919 01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:08,600 [rustling] 920 01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:25,965 [gasps] I found it! I found it! 921 01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:29,490 Let's get the hell out of here! 922 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,318 Okay, I'm going to say goodbye to Brad. 923 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:34,365 We can't come back here and I'm never going to see him again. 924 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:38,804 -We have to go! -Just give me a minute, okay? 925 01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,462 -No. No, no, no, no. -What? 926 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,942 I'm gonna kill him! 927 01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:47,247 -[Berry] I buried both of them. -[Mia screams] 928 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,945 Don't take a step closer! 929 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:56,735 I didn't kill Jay, okay? It wasn't me! 930 01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:59,999 I watched it happen! 931 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:02,436 [Berry] I can't explain what happened, okay. 932 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:07,528 I had no control of my body. I don't know what happened! You gotta believe me! 933 01:06:07,572 --> 01:06:09,182 That's a bunch of bullshit, Berry! 934 01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:11,619 Mia, please! Just listen to me! 935 01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:16,755 [gloomy music playing] 936 01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,108 [groaning] 937 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:24,763 [Hanna] Mia! 938 01:06:27,113 --> 01:06:28,723 What the hell is happening? 939 01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:32,075 Mia, don't move! 940 01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:35,992 [coughing, choking] 941 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,221 Stay low! Mia, stay low! 942 01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:52,095 [panting] 943 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:03,106 [Berry] Come over here. Zip it! 944 01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:07,458 So we just got attacked by our own shadows. 945 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:10,722 What the hell! 946 01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:15,031 I got stabbed in the arm by that damn spear and Hanna was... 947 01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:19,078 Well, Hanna's shadow was trying to kill Mia. 948 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:24,953 I know all this sounds nuts but it's... it's all true. 949 01:07:26,912 --> 01:07:28,218 This is insane! 950 01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:36,139 The way I look at it, we can just hike at night, 951 01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:37,879 there's no shadows at night... we'll hike then 952 01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:40,186 -and stay in the tent during the day. -What? 953 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:42,449 But... but what about the shadow man? 954 01:07:42,493 --> 01:07:43,972 [Berry] The what, no... 955 01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:46,149 That's what I'm saying, no, no, sun, no shadows! 956 01:07:46,192 --> 01:07:51,023 No! No. There's a shadow man, a physical shadow man. 957 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:54,461 He's painted all black and he attacked Hanna and tied her to that totem pole thing! 958 01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:56,768 What the hell guys? 959 01:07:56,811 --> 01:07:58,813 Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? 960 01:07:58,857 --> 01:08:01,642 We haven't exactly had time for conversation right now, Berry! 961 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,256 Are you sure it's just one guy? 962 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,432 I mean, I don't... I don't know, I think so... 963 01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:11,870 but he knocked me out for all know there could just be a bunch of them. 964 01:08:11,913 --> 01:08:13,045 I don't know. 965 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,525 Guys, we can't stay here. 966 01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:17,789 No shit, Berry! We need to find a plan to... 967 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,182 if he comes back. 968 01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:21,140 You mean when he comes back! 969 01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:23,011 Why are you so sure he'll come back? 970 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,799 I don't know why. I think he like worships the shadows or something... 971 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:31,542 Why else would he be painted all black and tie me to a totem pole? 972 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,849 He was sacrificing me. 973 01:08:41,726 --> 01:08:45,164 [heavy breathing] 974 01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:53,216 [insects chirping, stream running] 975 01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:05,663 [deep beathing] 976 01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,282 You better run, you son of a bitch! 977 01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:19,285 -No, no, no, no! Shit, guys, he's getting away! -Yeah! 978 01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:21,548 No, he's gone, we won! 979 01:09:21,592 --> 01:09:23,681 No, we need to get out of here! 980 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:19,476 [engine running] 981 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:26,309 [Lue] Morning, dispatch. This is Lue over here at the red beam trailhead. 982 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:28,267 That vehicle is still parked over here. 983 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:30,400 Want me to go ahead and tow it? Over. 984 01:10:30,443 --> 01:10:33,229 [dispatch] How many days it been there? Over. 985 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:40,018 [Lue] I don't know... I'm gonna say three or four at least? Over. 986 01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:42,238 [dispatch] They leave any notes or anything? Over. 987 01:10:45,066 --> 01:10:48,809 [Lue] Haven't checked for that. Just assumed it was abandoned. Over. 988 01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:50,681 [Dispatch] Check for that please. 989 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:54,075 If there isn't one, we'll get it towed. Over. 990 01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:55,468 [Lue] Copy that. Over. 991 01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:02,606 [car door closes] 992 01:11:27,848 --> 01:11:29,197 [car door opens] 993 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,333 [Lue] Dispatch, this is Lue again. 994 01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:36,944 It appears that they should have been back by now, 995 01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:39,599 I'm gonna go ahead and hike out and see if I can find 'em. 996 01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:41,993 Check back in in a couple hours. Over. 997 01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:44,343 [dispatch] Copy that, Lue. Over. 998 01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:45,779 [Lue] Over and out. 999 01:11:48,173 --> 01:11:49,348 [car door closes] 1000 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,984 So we hiked all night just like we planned. 1001 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:22,033 We set up the tent because the sun was coming up 1002 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:27,386 but then... we ran into this son of a bitch again. 1003 01:12:31,085 --> 01:12:33,000 -What is he doing? -[Berry] I don't know. 1004 01:12:34,306 --> 01:12:38,092 Leave us alone! What do you want from us? 1005 01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:54,718 [Hanna] Leave us alone! What do you want from us? 1006 01:12:59,113 --> 01:13:00,767 We didn't do anything! 1007 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:05,772 Shit, guys, yes we did, yes we did! 1008 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,992 -[Berry] What are you talking about? -We took their spear, 1009 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,995 their spear! Here you can have it back! 1010 01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:12,475 -Girls! Get down get down! -[Hanna] Oh, my God! 1011 01:13:12,518 --> 01:13:14,346 [Hanna] Oh, my God! 1012 01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:30,057 -I love you, Mia. -[Mia] I love you, too. 1013 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:34,366 Wait, what are you... No! Hanna! 1014 01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:41,895 [Lue] Oh, shit! 1015 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:47,466 -[Mia] Get out of the sun. -[Lue] Ma'am, are you alright? 1016 01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:50,426 [Mia] Get out of the sun. Get out of the sun. 1017 01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:53,864 Ma'am, what happened here? 1018 01:13:55,779 --> 01:13:59,652 Ma'am, are you okay? Is he the only one with ya? 1019 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,920 [Mia] Get out of the sun! Get out of the sun! 1020 01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:12,839 -[gunshot] -[Mia screams, cries] 1021 01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:21,587 [Mia crying] 1022 01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:59,973 -[birds chirping] -[stream running] 1023 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:19,166 [insects chirping] 1024 01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:39,578 [stream running] 1025 01:16:12,524 --> 01:16:14,265 [car starting] 1026 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:17,268 [engine revving] 1027 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:36,853 [stream running] 1028 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:17,676 ♪ There is a house In New Orleans ♪ 1029 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:22,333 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 1030 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:29,819 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 1031 01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:35,476 ♪ And God I know I'm one 1032 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:41,482 ♪ My mother was a tailor 1033 01:17:41,526 --> 01:17:47,663 ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans 1034 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:53,886 ♪ And my father was A gamblin' man ♪ 1035 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:58,804 ♪ Down in New Orleans 1036 01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:29,400 ♪ Now the only thing A gambler needs ♪ 1037 01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:34,318 ♪ Is a suitcase and a trunk 1038 01:18:35,493 --> 01:18:41,629 ♪ And the only time He'll be satisfied ♪ 1039 01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:46,373 ♪ Is when he's all drunk 1040 01:19:11,311 --> 01:19:17,317 ♪ Oh, mother Tell your children ♪ 1041 01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:22,366 ♪ Not to do what I have done 1042 01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:29,590 ♪ Spend your lives In sin and misery ♪ 1043 01:19:29,634 --> 01:19:34,987 ♪ In the House Of the Rising Sun ♪ 1044 01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:05,670 ♪ Well, I got one foot On the platform ♪ 1045 01:20:05,713 --> 01:20:11,502 ♪ The other foot on the train 1046 01:20:11,545 --> 01:20:17,638 ♪ I'm going back To New Orleans ♪ 1047 01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:22,339 ♪ To wear that ball and chain 1048 01:20:23,296 --> 01:20:29,607 ♪ Well, there is a house In New Orleans ♪ 1049 01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:35,352 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 1050 01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:41,880 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 1051 01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:48,582 ♪ God I know I'm one 1052 01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:14,695 You had the blood of five different people on you including a park ranger! 1053 01:21:14,739 --> 01:21:17,394 And you want us to believe... what was it again? 1054 01:21:17,437 --> 01:21:19,091 Shadows and hill people. 1055 01:21:19,135 --> 01:21:21,180 That's right, shadows and hill people killed them? 1056 01:21:21,224 --> 01:21:23,313 I'm telling you the truth! 1057 01:21:23,356 --> 01:21:27,317 All right, let's start again! 1058 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,449 [screams] 1059 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:33,540 [suspenseful music playing]