WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23.588 --> 00:00:27.201 [upbeat music playing] 4 00:00:34.425 --> 00:00:36.993 Mia, text Hanna and let her know we are here, please. 5 00:00:37.037 --> 00:00:38.734 [singsongy] Already done! 6 00:00:40.344 --> 00:00:42.955 Hey, everyone! I just arrived at my bestie Hanna's house, 7 00:00:42.999 --> 00:00:46.481 I'm so excited to tell you guys all about this trip! [kisses] 8 00:00:48.222 --> 00:00:50.180 Wait, why are you guys recording this? 9 00:00:50.224 --> 00:00:53.053 We don't have to document anything before we get there... 10 00:00:53.096 --> 00:00:54.054 Followers need their click-bait. 11 00:00:56.143 --> 00:00:58.971 No, not you. I know you're like Insta-Royalty or something stupid like that. 12 00:00:59.015 --> 00:01:01.713 I'm talking about these dopes. 13 00:01:01.757 --> 00:01:04.194 [Brad] We have to document everything. 14 00:01:04.238 --> 00:01:07.371 Professor Daus says we get extra credit if we do a presentation on the entire journey, 15 00:01:07.415 --> 00:01:09.025 not just the site itself. 16 00:01:09.069 --> 00:01:10.766 You want that extra credit, right? 17 00:01:10.809 --> 00:01:12.855 -I'll take it. -[Brad] All right! 18 00:01:12.898 --> 00:01:17.338 Our findings may someday shape the course of human history! 19 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:22.038 [Jay] [laughs] Don't roll your eyes at me, Berry. This is legit! 20 00:01:22.082 --> 00:01:25.259 Hi, Professor Daus, I can't wait to get you all alone 21 00:01:25.302 --> 00:01:27.739 for that extra credit assignment! 22 00:01:27.783 --> 00:01:30.177 [laughing] I'm not editing that out! 23 00:01:31.178 --> 00:01:33.745 [Brad] Ah, shit, I gotta pee. 24 00:01:33.789 --> 00:01:35.486 All right! Hey, dude. Hurry up. 25 00:01:35.530 --> 00:01:37.662 We want to make our first camping spot before night. 26 00:01:37.706 --> 00:01:40.143 -Okay, it will take two seconds! -[Jay] All right. 27 00:01:41.144 --> 00:01:42.624 What's wrong with his bladder? 28 00:01:42.667 --> 00:01:45.366 [Brad humming] 29 00:01:52.590 --> 00:01:54.157 [Hanna] Oh, God! 30 00:01:54.201 --> 00:01:56.246 -Hey, Brad. [Brad] Hey. 31 00:01:56.290 --> 00:02:00.032 How you doin'? I mean, I'm good. I'm great actually. 32 00:02:00.076 --> 00:02:02.470 I'm really excited, you know, to go sleep in the ruins or whatever. 33 00:02:02.513 --> 00:02:05.125 It'll be, uh, scary! [laughs] 34 00:02:06.735 --> 00:02:09.129 -Oh, she's ready. -[Jay] Look at these two. 35 00:02:10.042 --> 00:02:13.437 -[Mia] Love is in the air! -[Jay] Is that what I smell? 36 00:02:13.481 --> 00:02:15.961 Nope, I just farted. 37 00:02:16.005 --> 00:02:17.615 Oh, my God! 38 00:02:19.226 --> 00:02:20.879 Are you, are you filming me? 39 00:02:20.923 --> 00:02:23.491 [Brad] Yeah, sorry. Can I take a piss real quick? 40 00:02:23.534 --> 00:02:25.057 Yeah, of course. You know where it is. 41 00:02:25.101 --> 00:02:28.017 Thanks... I'll go... I'll go... hey! 42 00:02:28.060 --> 00:02:30.411 -[laughs] I'm going to go this way. -Yeah, yeah, okay. 43 00:02:36.068 --> 00:02:38.027 What the hell is Hanna doing? 44 00:02:38.070 --> 00:02:40.508 [Jay] Looks like she's waiting on him to take a piss. 45 00:02:40.551 --> 00:02:41.857 [blows horn] 46 00:02:41.900 --> 00:02:44.120 [Mia] Hanna! Just leave him the keys! 47 00:02:45.165 --> 00:02:47.384 [Mia laughs] 48 00:02:47.428 --> 00:02:50.387 [Brad] On today's episode of Camping with Brad, proper hydration. 49 00:02:50.431 --> 00:02:53.738 Now proper hydration is essential when going on long excursions. 50 00:02:53.782 --> 00:02:55.827 The color of your urine is really what you'll-- 51 00:02:55.871 --> 00:02:58.221 -[Hanna] Hey, Brad? -Yo! 52 00:02:58.265 --> 00:03:02.182 I'm leaving the keys in the door for you, so just lock it when you come out please. 53 00:03:02.225 --> 00:03:03.487 Okay? 54 00:03:03.531 --> 00:03:05.054 -No problemo! -Thanks. 55 00:03:06.447 --> 00:03:09.754 Now this, this is not the color you want to see. 56 00:03:11.452 --> 00:03:13.802 Oh, my God. Let's go. 57 00:03:19.851 --> 00:03:21.505 Where should I put my backpack? 58 00:03:21.549 --> 00:03:25.857 [Jay] Ah, you have to hold it in your lap. Sorry. 59 00:03:25.901 --> 00:03:28.773 -[Berry] Hanna, what up, what up? -[Mia] Hey, girl! 60 00:03:28.817 --> 00:03:30.427 Tight fit, guys! 61 00:03:30.471 --> 00:03:33.822 [Jay] Sorry, I wasn't able to get my uncle's SUV 62 00:03:33.865 --> 00:03:36.259 so we're stuck in Berry's clown car. 63 00:03:36.303 --> 00:03:37.347 [Brad sighs] 64 00:03:42.700 --> 00:03:45.312 We can switch who says shotgun if you need more leg room. 65 00:03:45.355 --> 00:03:47.792 Or you guys can just get out and walk if you prefer. 66 00:03:47.836 --> 00:03:49.620 No, I'm good, actually, Mia, 67 00:03:49.664 --> 00:03:51.883 if you want me to sit in the middle, I'm totally fine with that. 68 00:03:51.927 --> 00:03:54.059 No! I have to make sure Brad doesn't try anything with you! 69 00:03:54.103 --> 00:03:55.235 [Brad] Sorry! 70 00:03:55.278 --> 00:03:57.106 What if I want him to? 71 00:03:58.934 --> 00:04:02.198 [Brad] [exhales] All right, what did I miss? 72 00:04:02.242 --> 00:04:03.678 -Did you lock the door? -Yep! 73 00:04:03.721 --> 00:04:05.810 Okay, can I snag my keys back from you? 74 00:04:05.854 --> 00:04:08.726 Oh, I just left them in the door... 75 00:04:10.467 --> 00:04:12.730 I'm not falling for that, Brad. Just give me the keys! 76 00:04:12.774 --> 00:04:14.384 Prank'd ya! 77 00:04:14.428 --> 00:04:15.994 -[laughs] -[car alarms] 78 00:04:16.038 --> 00:04:18.258 -Alright, you guys ready to roll? -[all] Yeah! 79 00:04:23.567 --> 00:04:26.004 [slow beat music playing] 80 00:04:26.048 --> 00:04:28.964 -[Jay] Berry, I'm trying to record! -[Berry] Well, it's bumpy! 81 00:04:41.716 --> 00:04:44.414 Let's get this party started right! 82 00:04:44.458 --> 00:04:46.677 [Jay] Wow, that really didn't take long, huh? 83 00:04:46.721 --> 00:04:49.332 [Berry] Not in the car, man, I really don't want to get pulled over. 84 00:04:49.376 --> 00:04:51.160 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh, you guys are such squares. 85 00:04:51.203 --> 00:04:53.554 He's just rolling a joint, calm down. 86 00:04:53.597 --> 00:04:55.599 -[Jay] Says the virgin! -[Mia] Hey! 87 00:04:55.643 --> 00:04:58.776 -Oh! -[Hanna] Okay, it's okay, It's okay. 88 00:04:58.820 --> 00:05:00.604 Haters gonna hate. 89 00:05:00.648 --> 00:05:03.346 [Brad] Hatters gonna hate? Wow! 90 00:05:03.390 --> 00:05:05.435 -That's a good line! -[Hanna] Yeah, haters gonna hate! 91 00:05:05.479 --> 00:05:07.394 Oh, it's a great line! 92 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:13.661 [Brad] Jay, Jay what do you got there, buddy? Is that a, uh, treasure map? 93 00:05:13.704 --> 00:05:15.750 [Jay] Yes, this is a treasure map. 94 00:05:15.793 --> 00:05:18.100 [Mia] Yeah, is that our backpacking route? 95 00:05:18.143 --> 00:05:20.450 Jay, is this your first time hiking? 96 00:05:20.494 --> 00:05:21.538 [giggling] 97 00:05:21.582 --> 00:05:23.148 That's so cute! 98 00:05:24.193 --> 00:05:25.629 I have a trail app we can use. 99 00:05:25.673 --> 00:05:27.718 Yeah, why don't we just use our phones, Jay? 100 00:05:27.762 --> 00:05:30.330 No! Did you guys get the email I sent? 101 00:05:30.373 --> 00:05:34.203 All the reviews say there is no cell service on this trail, at all! 102 00:05:34.246 --> 00:05:36.031 -[Mia] What? -[Hanna] Damn 103 00:05:36.074 --> 00:05:38.947 -[Jay] Sorry, Social media will have to wait. -No! 104 00:05:38.990 --> 00:05:42.690 I'll just have to be very thorough then. Jason... [snaps finger] Record me! 105 00:05:42.733 --> 00:05:44.822 -[Berry] Who's Jason? -[Jay] I'll just use my phone! 106 00:05:44.866 --> 00:05:46.824 [Mia] Use my phone, it's live! 107 00:05:47.956 --> 00:05:53.265 Hey, lovelies! I'm here with my besties Hanna, Jay, and Berry... 108 00:05:53.309 --> 00:05:55.093 oh, and Brads here too... 109 00:05:55.137 --> 00:05:56.530 [Brad] Nice. 110 00:05:56.573 --> 00:05:58.706 We are hiking to a Native American village. 111 00:05:58.749 --> 00:06:03.101 Legend says that the village was destroyed by a timeless evil. 112 00:06:03.145 --> 00:06:04.625 [Berry] The white man! 113 00:06:04.668 --> 00:06:06.714 [giggles] 114 00:06:06.757 --> 00:06:09.194 We're gonna be off the grid and it's going to be so exciting! 115 00:06:09.238 --> 00:06:12.328 It's a couple days hike in so I brought plenty of provisions 116 00:06:12.372 --> 00:06:15.462 including but not limited to solar powered phone chargers... 117 00:06:15.505 --> 00:06:18.682 -[Berry] I'll take that. -...so we can document the whole experience. 118 00:06:18.726 --> 00:06:22.120 -Also, we have a-- -A shit ton of weed! 119 00:06:22.164 --> 00:06:24.340 Bye, everyone! [laughs] 120 00:06:24.384 --> 00:06:27.256 Thanks, Brad, now everyone is going to think I'm a pothead! 121 00:06:27.299 --> 00:06:28.649 [Brad] What's wrong with that? 122 00:06:30.302 --> 00:06:31.608 -There's worse things-- -[Mia] They'll think I'm like you, 123 00:06:31.652 --> 00:06:33.828 that's what's wrong with that! 124 00:06:33.871 --> 00:06:35.656 [Berry] Potheads are usually thought of as like generally nice people... 125 00:06:35.699 --> 00:06:39.311 ♪ Sorry that I ain't been The best friend ♪ 126 00:06:39.355 --> 00:06:42.010 ♪ Sorry for the mess For the broken string ♪ 127 00:06:42.053 --> 00:06:46.449 ♪ I'm sorry about everything 128 00:06:50.714 --> 00:06:53.674 ♪ Sorry that I'm all Full up of fears ♪ 129 00:06:53.717 --> 00:06:56.633 ♪ Sorry for the endless Stream of tears ♪ 130 00:06:56.677 --> 00:06:59.549 ♪ Sorry that I'm drinkin' Sorry that I'm smokin' ♪ 131 00:06:59.593 --> 00:07:02.596 ♪ Sorry that I feel like Life's a joke and ♪ 132 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.989 ♪ Sorry that there's six More weeks till Spring ♪ 133 00:07:05.033 --> 00:07:09.341 ♪ I'm sorry about everything 134 00:07:13.520 --> 00:07:16.479 ♪ And sorry that I don't Dance enough ♪ 135 00:07:16.523 --> 00:07:19.874 ♪ That I'm scared to move I'm all locked up ♪ 136 00:07:19.917 --> 00:07:23.791 ♪ But, oh, my God Would you look at her ♪ 137 00:07:23.834 --> 00:07:25.096 Whoa! 138 00:07:28.535 --> 00:07:31.146 It's beautiful out here! 139 00:07:42.462 --> 00:07:45.508 ♪ Sorry that the sun Set seems so dull ♪ 140 00:07:45.552 --> 00:07:48.293 ♪ Sorry that I'm so damned Bored with it all ♪ 141 00:07:48.337 --> 00:07:51.166 ♪ Sorry for the bland Incessant drone ♪ 142 00:07:51.209 --> 00:07:54.082 ♪ Sorry that I didn't Pick up the phone ♪ 143 00:07:54.125 --> 00:07:55.997 ♪ Sorry that I just Let it sit-- ♪ 144 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:57.781 ♪ Left me behind... 145 00:07:57.825 --> 00:08:00.218 [Brad] [laughing] Sleeping Beauty! 146 00:08:02.569 --> 00:08:04.919 I'm totally gonna post this and tag her ass. 147 00:08:12.317 --> 00:08:13.493 [mouth words] 148 00:08:27.245 --> 00:08:30.379 Keep a lookout for mile marker 78. That's our turn. 149 00:08:30.422 --> 00:08:31.598 Alright. 150 00:08:32.555 --> 00:08:34.731 [rap music playing] 151 00:08:36.124 --> 00:08:41.608 [Brad] We just passed 77 so... Yeah I think... 152 00:08:41.651 --> 00:08:43.261 There is it, 78! 153 00:08:46.351 --> 00:08:48.266 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh! This is so exciting! 154 00:08:48.310 --> 00:08:50.007 -[Brad] Yes! -[Hanna] Here we go! 155 00:08:51.792 --> 00:08:55.273 [Brad] Oh, yes. Wow. 156 00:08:56.623 --> 00:09:00.104 -[Hanna] Oh, my gosh! -[Brad] Beautiful! 157 00:09:07.590 --> 00:09:09.505 [Hanna] Who's ready for an adventure! 158 00:09:09.549 --> 00:09:11.551 -[Berry] Let's go do stuff outside! -[Brad] Ah, yes. 159 00:09:13.074 --> 00:09:14.336 [car alarm chimes] 160 00:09:14.379 --> 00:09:15.598 Beautiful! 161 00:09:20.298 --> 00:09:21.778 [car door closes] 162 00:09:21.822 --> 00:09:23.780 [birds chirping] 163 00:09:29.307 --> 00:09:32.049 -[Berry] Alright, one for Jay. -[Jay] Thank you. 164 00:09:33.921 --> 00:09:37.011 -[Berry] One for Brad. -[Brad] Alright, Muscles, cool out. 165 00:09:37.054 --> 00:09:38.490 [Hanna] Mia, what is that for? 166 00:09:39.970 --> 00:09:42.407 It's just for police and Park Rangers and stuff. 167 00:09:42.451 --> 00:09:45.410 If we aren't back by the date, they'll hopefully... [clicks tongue] 168 00:09:45.454 --> 00:09:46.890 come looking for us. 169 00:09:46.934 --> 00:09:49.371 What you mean hopefully? That's their job, right? 170 00:09:49.414 --> 00:09:53.549 [Mia] Yes. If we aren't back, they'll come looking for us. No doubt. 171 00:09:53.593 --> 00:09:58.119 [Hanna] And we will be back because we have the original Lewis and Clark map with us. 172 00:09:58.162 --> 00:09:59.990 [Jay] Laugh it up now. 173 00:10:00.034 --> 00:10:03.646 You'll be happy we have this when your phone loses service! 174 00:10:03.690 --> 00:10:04.821 Trust me. 175 00:10:07.737 --> 00:10:09.086 [Berry] Thank you, sir. 176 00:10:09.130 --> 00:10:10.087 [scoffs] 177 00:10:11.001 --> 00:10:12.176 [lighter sparkling] 178 00:10:12.220 --> 00:10:14.788 -Wow. -[Brad] What? 179 00:10:14.831 --> 00:10:16.790 -We're not in the car anymore! -[Mia] Mm-Hm. 180 00:10:18.443 --> 00:10:19.619 [Hanna] Thank You. 181 00:10:23.448 --> 00:10:25.450 -[Hanna] Jay? -Thank you. 182 00:10:25.494 --> 00:10:27.278 [Brad] You're gonna need to light it again, my man. 183 00:10:30.151 --> 00:10:32.022 -Get up in there. -Yeah. 184 00:10:35.025 --> 00:10:38.028 No thanks. I'm not putting that in my body! 185 00:10:38.072 --> 00:10:41.249 Your body is your temple. You should respect it. 186 00:10:41.292 --> 00:10:43.730 [Brad] Yes, my body is a temple... 187 00:10:43.773 --> 00:10:48.169 To the God of weed! Weed. Weed. Weed. 188 00:10:49.083 --> 00:10:52.782 [lighter sparkling] 189 00:10:52.826 --> 00:10:54.654 -[Jay] Hey, guys, check this out! -[Berry] Yeah? 190 00:11:02.052 --> 00:11:03.184 [Mia] Hanna. 191 00:11:08.145 --> 00:11:09.625 [Jay] Told you! 192 00:11:09.669 --> 00:11:12.802 Service, no service, service, no service 193 00:11:12.846 --> 00:11:14.586 [Mia] That's creepy, I don't like that. 194 00:11:15.544 --> 00:11:16.632 [Mia sighs] 195 00:11:19.940 --> 00:11:22.725 -[Berry] Are you done screwing around with it? -[Jay] Yeah. 196 00:11:23.770 --> 00:11:26.816 -Let's go do some hiking activities! -Let's do it. 197 00:11:33.127 --> 00:11:35.042 [Berry] I guess that would just be hiking right? 198 00:11:35.085 --> 00:11:37.174 -[Mia] Yes. -[Hanna] Probably. 199 00:11:38.785 --> 00:11:40.177 [blowing] 200 00:11:40.221 --> 00:11:41.918 [Brad] What, uh, what's going on there, Hanna? 201 00:11:41.962 --> 00:11:45.356 -It's not working. -It's definitely not working. 202 00:11:45.400 --> 00:11:47.228 Everyone, she's in trouble! 203 00:11:47.271 --> 00:11:48.403 Help! 204 00:11:49.491 --> 00:11:50.710 Get going! 205 00:11:55.062 --> 00:11:56.628 [Berry] I believe in you! 206 00:12:00.937 --> 00:12:02.634 Dismount. 207 00:12:02.678 --> 00:12:04.549 [grunting] Okay. 208 00:12:04.593 --> 00:12:06.377 [Hanna] Nope, nope. 209 00:12:09.250 --> 00:12:11.556 The thing about it is... you gotta respect the rock. 210 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:13.123 -You got it. -You gotta respect it. 211 00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:16.083 -Sacred rock! -Brad] Exactly. Don't, don't. 212 00:12:16.126 --> 00:12:18.999 -Or stoners rock in Brad's case. -I totally respect that. 213 00:12:19.042 --> 00:12:22.742 -You won't be able to! -Look at him! Spiderman! 214 00:12:24.265 --> 00:12:26.571 Oh, well, I could do it... that way I could do it... 215 00:12:26.615 --> 00:12:28.530 So how does that make you feel? 216 00:12:28.573 --> 00:12:30.793 He did... he cheat... He did it a cheat... a cheating way. 217 00:12:30.837 --> 00:12:34.231 -Yeah? Okay, sure. -I did. 218 00:12:34.275 --> 00:12:37.017 So I could do it that way. 219 00:12:37.060 --> 00:12:38.801 If it was that way, I could do it. 220 00:12:38.845 --> 00:12:40.498 [Hanna] Okay. 221 00:12:40.542 --> 00:12:41.804 You should try... I mean... 222 00:12:41.848 --> 00:12:43.153 [Brad] Alright, alright, scoot over. 223 00:12:43.197 --> 00:12:44.720 Moral support is up here. 224 00:12:44.764 --> 00:12:46.591 I'm going to show off my gymnastic skills. 225 00:12:48.071 --> 00:12:50.160 -Wait, what's over there? -No, no, no. 226 00:12:51.771 --> 00:12:54.251 -Look at that! -Oh, my gosh! You made it! 227 00:12:54.295 --> 00:12:57.254 -[Jay] Hey, that's one way. -I told you. 228 00:12:57.298 --> 00:13:03.304 [indistinct chatter] 229 00:13:19.059 --> 00:13:20.930 [Brad] Take care of that. 230 00:13:20.974 --> 00:13:22.758 [Hanna] Not in this shorts. 231 00:13:26.544 --> 00:13:30.722 -[Brad] You need a hand? Of course not! -[Mia] I'll be fine. 232 00:13:30.766 --> 00:13:32.072 [Berry] I'm not sure how they mate. 233 00:13:32.115 --> 00:13:34.074 [snake hissing] 234 00:13:34.117 --> 00:13:36.032 [Jay] You see that? It's moving! 235 00:13:38.818 --> 00:13:42.952 [snake hissing and rattling] 236 00:13:51.743 --> 00:13:53.397 [birds chirping] 237 00:14:02.493 --> 00:14:04.104 [Brad] He's coiling up. Let's go. 238 00:14:04.147 --> 00:14:06.715 [Berry] Yeah, we should take a step back. 239 00:14:11.502 --> 00:14:14.941 [Berry] Hey, Brad. Brad. Hey, Brad, how was your poop? 240 00:14:14.984 --> 00:14:17.160 [Brad] Well, good thing I had that dollar bill. 241 00:14:22.165 --> 00:14:23.775 Wow! 242 00:14:23.819 --> 00:14:25.342 [Jay] Hey, what do you think, guys? [whistles] 243 00:14:25.386 --> 00:14:28.041 -How'd I do? -[Hanna] Nice! 244 00:14:28.084 --> 00:14:31.305 -[Brad] Don't trip, Jay! -[Hanna] Yeah. 245 00:14:32.741 --> 00:14:34.134 -[Brad] Wow! -[Berry] This is nice. 246 00:14:39.617 --> 00:14:40.662 [Brad] Boo! 247 00:14:41.968 --> 00:14:43.926 [Jay] Try not to fall off, Brad. 248 00:14:43.970 --> 00:14:46.581 [Mia] Yeah, wouldn't want you to fall... 249 00:14:46.624 --> 00:14:48.104 [Hanna] Please don't fall. 250 00:14:49.062 --> 00:14:51.586 -[Berry] You should jump. -[Brad] Eh, if I fall I fall. 251 00:14:51.629 --> 00:14:54.632 -[Hanna] [laughs] That's a terrible attitude to have. -[Brad] It's the will of nature! 252 00:14:55.851 --> 00:15:00.160 [Jay] Ah, this man's been smoking J's all the way up here. 253 00:15:00.203 --> 00:15:01.857 [Brad] It helped me float. 254 00:15:01.901 --> 00:15:04.642 Alright, everyone, say "what's up, Professor Daus!" 255 00:15:04.686 --> 00:15:08.429 -[all] What's up, Professor Daus! -[Brad] Really? Really? 256 00:15:08.472 --> 00:15:10.953 -That's all you got in ya? -[Berry] Don't fail me! 257 00:15:10.997 --> 00:15:14.391 [Jay] We're floating, we're flying, Professor Daus! 258 00:15:14.435 --> 00:15:17.133 [Brad] No marijuana was harmed in the making of this production. 259 00:15:21.268 --> 00:15:23.096 -[Brad] Nicely done! -[Hanna] Okay, Jay, your turn! 260 00:15:23.139 --> 00:15:24.532 -[Mia] Come on. -No, brah. 261 00:15:24.575 --> 00:15:26.490 Oh, come on! 262 00:15:26.534 --> 00:15:31.278 Hey, guys, check out the beautiful views! 263 00:15:31.321 --> 00:15:33.193 [clicks tongue] 264 00:15:33.236 --> 00:15:34.934 -Hey, babes, come here. -Hey. 265 00:15:34.977 --> 00:15:37.023 -Say hi. -Hey! 266 00:15:38.241 --> 00:15:41.505 -Having a blast with my pretty lady. -So much fun! 267 00:15:41.549 --> 00:15:44.726 The views are almost as beautiful as we are. 268 00:15:44.769 --> 00:15:46.597 -Almost. -Almost, not quite. 269 00:15:46.641 --> 00:15:47.990 Almost. 270 00:15:48.034 --> 00:15:50.819 [giggling] 271 00:15:50.862 --> 00:15:53.865 -[man 1] 'Merica! -[man 2] Hut-hut! 272 00:15:53.909 --> 00:15:56.346 -[Jay] Really? -[Mia groans] 273 00:15:56.390 --> 00:15:58.131 What's up, what's up, what is up? 274 00:15:58.174 --> 00:15:59.741 [Berry] You want to pick up that bottle? 275 00:15:59.784 --> 00:16:01.830 Nature will clean it up, bro. 276 00:16:01.873 --> 00:16:03.875 It's not bio-degradable. 277 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:05.268 Who are you guys PETA? 278 00:16:05.312 --> 00:16:08.315 [Hanna] PETA protects animals... 279 00:16:08.358 --> 00:16:11.057 Whatever. If want to pick up the bottle, pick it up. 280 00:16:11.100 --> 00:16:12.406 Or you can pick it up. 281 00:16:12.449 --> 00:16:14.277 -Or you can make me pick it up. -I can. 282 00:16:14.321 --> 00:16:18.281 Okay, guys, stop it. Gosh, it's just one bottle. 283 00:16:19.674 --> 00:16:23.243 Okay! There we go! 284 00:16:23.286 --> 00:16:27.508 Now it's picked up. It's really not a big deal. 285 00:16:27.551 --> 00:16:29.423 Gosh, there's so much testosterone around here... 286 00:16:29.466 --> 00:16:33.340 Yeah, okay guys, sorry, are you guys coming from the ruins? 287 00:16:33.383 --> 00:16:34.906 [man 2] Yeah. They were lame though. 288 00:16:34.950 --> 00:16:37.344 [Brad] Cool, that's where we're heading. 289 00:16:37.387 --> 00:16:41.696 If I was you, I'd turn around and go home 'cause they suck. 290 00:16:41.739 --> 00:16:44.220 Or better yet, why don't the three of you guys head home 291 00:16:44.264 --> 00:16:47.963 -and leave these two fine-ass ladies with us! -[slaps Mia's butt] 292 00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:50.835 -Oh, my God! -[man 2] What the fuck? 293 00:16:51.706 --> 00:16:53.534 [man 2] Hey, you assholes are going to pay for that! 294 00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:06.242 [Mia] And our alpha male here got punched in the nose defending my honor. 295 00:17:07.504 --> 00:17:08.679 [laughs] 296 00:17:08.723 --> 00:17:10.203 You alright? 297 00:17:10.246 --> 00:17:11.813 You should see the other guys. 298 00:17:11.856 --> 00:17:13.336 They were such wimps. 299 00:17:14.816 --> 00:17:16.426 Hey, we got to keep moving, guys. 300 00:17:17.993 --> 00:17:21.388 Anybody else think we've gone far enough for today? 301 00:17:21.431 --> 00:17:24.782 Nah, we got like about three more miles till we reach our first camp, 302 00:17:24.826 --> 00:17:26.436 so... chop, chop. 303 00:17:28.786 --> 00:17:30.266 [Hanna] Seriously, dude? 304 00:17:34.053 --> 00:17:35.228 [Mia] Here we go. 305 00:17:36.142 --> 00:17:37.360 [Brad] Slow down! 306 00:17:40.450 --> 00:17:43.192 [Berry] Thanks for helping, Jay. I appreciate it. 307 00:17:44.324 --> 00:17:45.673 [Jay] No problem. 308 00:17:47.979 --> 00:17:49.764 [Hanna] Oh, my God! He's so cute! 309 00:17:49.807 --> 00:17:51.548 -Mia! -[Jay] Look at him! 310 00:17:51.592 --> 00:17:53.028 [Hanna] Mia, come check this out! 311 00:17:54.334 --> 00:17:59.121 [Mia] Oh, it's a tortoise! I love tortoises! 312 00:17:59.165 --> 00:18:02.168 [Jay] He chillin'. Is he alive? 313 00:18:02.211 --> 00:18:04.605 [Hanna] Oh, my gosh! He's so cute. Look at him hiding. 314 00:18:04.648 --> 00:18:06.868 [Mia] Just walk around him, maybe we should make sure 315 00:18:06.911 --> 00:18:10.045 he's out of the way of wherever everyone's walking. 316 00:18:10.089 --> 00:18:15.398 [Jay] So along our route, we have our camping location here indicated by this circle. 317 00:18:15.442 --> 00:18:20.534 Our final destination is another day's hike indicated here by this X. 318 00:18:20.577 --> 00:18:23.189 The plan is to camp in the ruins for a night 319 00:18:23.232 --> 00:18:26.844 and then hike the same way back to the camping location. 320 00:18:26.888 --> 00:18:30.239 You see this here? 321 00:18:30.283 --> 00:18:34.591 This is the mountain's face, so, guys... 322 00:18:34.635 --> 00:18:37.551 we've reached our first camping spot! 323 00:18:37.594 --> 00:18:39.814 [cheers] 324 00:18:39.857 --> 00:18:43.165 Dude, it looks exactly the same as the spot we wanted to stop at before. 325 00:18:43.209 --> 00:18:46.125 Yeah. Oh, wait, no it doesn't at all. 326 00:18:46.168 --> 00:18:48.953 Berry, go sit on a cactus, all right. 327 00:18:49.867 --> 00:18:52.305 -Words hurt, words hurt, man, words hurt. -That was aggressive, I'm sorry. 328 00:18:52.348 --> 00:18:55.743 It's not about the location, it's about how far we've gone. 329 00:18:55.786 --> 00:19:00.226 [Jay] Thank you, Mia. We divided the distance by how many days. 330 00:19:00.269 --> 00:19:03.011 Besides maybe if you weren't filling your lungs with smoke all the time, 331 00:19:03.054 --> 00:19:05.970 -it'd be a little easier. -Ah, gee, thanks, mom. 332 00:19:07.798 --> 00:19:12.716 Alright, I vote the women stay here, clean it up, 333 00:19:12.760 --> 00:19:14.414 get the tents up, all that good stuff, 334 00:19:14.457 --> 00:19:15.806 while the men go find firewood. 335 00:19:15.850 --> 00:19:17.417 Oh, that's not sexist at all... 336 00:19:17.460 --> 00:19:20.202 -Maybe kill a squirrel. Who knows? -What? 337 00:19:21.247 --> 00:19:23.597 -I don't know. -We're in the desert... 338 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:24.946 -A desert squirrel. -Oh. 339 00:19:24.989 --> 00:19:26.426 [coughs] Sexist. 340 00:19:26.469 --> 00:19:28.776 [Brad] Welcome to Camping with Brad. 341 00:19:28.819 --> 00:19:31.779 On today's episode, the males have been sent from camp to gather timber. 342 00:19:33.955 --> 00:19:36.740 The females stay behind to build shelter 343 00:19:36.784 --> 00:19:39.917 and presumably prepare their bodies for the rough intercourse 344 00:19:39.961 --> 00:19:44.879 that's likely to occur when the beastly males return and need sexual release. 345 00:19:44.922 --> 00:19:49.100 [Jay] [laughs] Dude, what the hell? Eww. 346 00:19:49.144 --> 00:19:51.581 [Brad] Oh, what's this? A rare sight. 347 00:19:51.625 --> 00:19:54.323 The alpha is marking his territory! 348 00:19:54.367 --> 00:19:56.499 Enemies, approach at your own peril. 349 00:19:56.543 --> 00:19:58.371 [Berry] I can't go with you watching me. 350 00:19:58.414 --> 00:20:00.111 -[Brad] Though his penis is small... -What the hell are you doing? 351 00:20:00.155 --> 00:20:03.114 ...his muscles have made him alpha! 352 00:20:03.158 --> 00:20:04.681 Ah! The alpha is charging! 353 00:20:52.207 --> 00:20:54.601 [birds chirping] 354 00:20:56.124 --> 00:20:58.518 [light sparkling] 355 00:21:00.346 --> 00:21:01.912 -[Brad] Hey, boo Berry? -[Berry] Hmm? 356 00:21:01.956 --> 00:21:04.741 -[Brad] Whatcha doing? -[Berry] Starting a fire. 357 00:21:04.785 --> 00:21:08.441 -[Brad] Are ya? -[Berry] Well, it's gonna start. 358 00:21:08.484 --> 00:21:11.270 [Hanna] Berry, I'm pretty sure you need some kindling or something. 359 00:21:11.313 --> 00:21:14.490 Uh, I know how to start a fire, Hanna, thank you though! 360 00:21:14.534 --> 00:21:15.926 [Mia] Apparently not. 361 00:21:15.970 --> 00:21:18.320 [Hanna] Okay. Well, I'm just saying. 362 00:21:18.364 --> 00:21:20.714 You can't just put a lighter straight to wood because it's not gonna catch. 363 00:21:20.757 --> 00:21:22.542 This is how the cavemen did it, okay? 364 00:21:22.585 --> 00:21:25.327 You know what, Hanna, why don't you start the fire then? 365 00:21:25.371 --> 00:21:28.330 [Hanna] Okay, sure. Just hold my phone for me. 366 00:21:31.638 --> 00:21:33.640 Could I get the lighter? 367 00:21:33.683 --> 00:21:37.034 Thanks, and does anybody have any kindling? 368 00:21:37.078 --> 00:21:39.994 -I have some newspaper in my backpack we can use. -Perfect. 369 00:21:41.430 --> 00:21:43.389 [Berry] So why do you have newspaper? 370 00:21:44.868 --> 00:21:46.392 To start fires. 371 00:21:47.610 --> 00:21:49.830 [Berry] Oh, cool! 372 00:21:49.873 --> 00:21:52.311 Thanks for letting me know that ten minutes ago when I tried to start the fire! 373 00:21:54.008 --> 00:21:56.532 You said you knew what you were doing... 374 00:21:58.621 --> 00:22:00.754 Plus, it was fun watching you struggle. 375 00:22:02.930 --> 00:22:05.846 -[Berry] God, I hate you. -[Hanna] No you don't. 376 00:22:07.151 --> 00:22:08.718 -Thank you. -Get it done! 377 00:22:08.762 --> 00:22:11.417 Could you, uh, pass me the funnies? 378 00:22:11.460 --> 00:22:13.984 Ha, ha, ha. You're so funny. 379 00:22:14.028 --> 00:22:16.117 I know, that's where I get all my material. 380 00:22:22.210 --> 00:22:25.082 [Berry] Burning coupons? Come on now. 381 00:22:25.126 --> 00:22:26.214 [Hanna] Yeah. 382 00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:30.740 [Berry] [laughs] Yeah, you showed me! 383 00:22:30.784 --> 00:22:33.569 -It'll light! -[Brad] It'll get there! 384 00:22:34.962 --> 00:22:36.703 [Mia] There we go! 385 00:22:36.746 --> 00:22:38.531 One giant leap for feminism. 386 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:41.664 Thanks, Brad. 387 00:22:44.058 --> 00:22:45.929 That's pretty embarrassing, Berry. 388 00:22:45.973 --> 00:22:47.627 -[Hanna] So that's how it's done. -[Berry] Yeah, okay. 389 00:22:47.670 --> 00:22:49.106 Now you know! 390 00:22:51.935 --> 00:22:57.419 So did you guys know that hot dogs can legally be 30% hair? 391 00:22:57.463 --> 00:22:59.639 -[Brad] Wow! -[Hanna] Yeah. 392 00:22:59.682 --> 00:23:03.382 [Brad] Did you know that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot? 393 00:23:03.425 --> 00:23:06.385 Wait, is that true? 394 00:23:07.908 --> 00:23:10.432 -[Berry] Oh, my God! -[Hanna] Mia! Seriously? 395 00:23:10.476 --> 00:23:12.260 It's very, very true. 396 00:23:12.303 --> 00:23:14.741 Do you believe anything that Brad says? Like ever? 397 00:23:14.784 --> 00:23:16.917 -[Jay] No. -Whoa, Whoa! 398 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:18.875 Someday I'm going to say something really important 399 00:23:18.919 --> 00:23:20.703 and you're all gonna regret not listening to me. 400 00:23:20.747 --> 00:23:24.838 -Uh, huh, sure. Sure, someday, someday. -[Brad] Someday! 401 00:23:24.881 --> 00:23:27.580 -[Hanna] I'll wait for that day to come. -Oh! Whatcha got there, Berry? 402 00:23:27.623 --> 00:23:30.931 A little... a little less drinky, drink than before... 403 00:23:32.498 --> 00:23:33.716 -You guys want some? -Yeah! 404 00:23:33.760 --> 00:23:35.283 Yes, yes, yes 405 00:23:36.197 --> 00:23:38.155 I'm tired of sharing my weed with you fools. 406 00:23:38.199 --> 00:23:39.983 -Oh, that's still going to happen. -[Jay] Right! 407 00:23:43.291 --> 00:23:44.335 [Hanna] Jay. 408 00:23:47.295 --> 00:23:48.557 [spits] 409 00:23:48.601 --> 00:23:50.429 -[Mia] Whoa! -[Berry] Gosh! 410 00:23:50.472 --> 00:23:54.171 [Jay] What the hell is this? Gasoline? 411 00:23:54.215 --> 00:23:56.347 Damn, rocket fuel? 412 00:23:56.391 --> 00:23:58.219 [Berry] It's moonshine! 413 00:23:58.262 --> 00:24:00.395 [Mia] Aren't you in college? 414 00:24:00.439 --> 00:24:04.138 [Jay] Yeah but I only drink the good stuff, not this jailhouse shit! 415 00:24:05.835 --> 00:24:08.055 -[Berry] Jay, that is the good stuff, man. -[Mia] Seriously! 416 00:24:08.098 --> 00:24:09.796 -[Berry] It burns in a good way! -[Hanna] The best stuff. 417 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:11.580 [Mia] Burns so good. 418 00:24:11.624 --> 00:24:15.541 [Hanna] You want to get drunk, that's the stuff that you need. 419 00:24:15.584 --> 00:24:16.846 Oh, gosh. 420 00:24:19.675 --> 00:24:21.024 [Mia] Oh, my God! 421 00:24:21.068 --> 00:24:23.766 [Jay] The map! Shit! 422 00:24:23.810 --> 00:24:25.072 Shit! 423 00:24:28.205 --> 00:24:31.557 What the hell, Brad. That was really stupid! 424 00:24:31.600 --> 00:24:33.472 [Brad] Sorry, guys. Just a goof. 425 00:24:38.477 --> 00:24:40.479 I don't know why the map was on the ground anyway... 426 00:24:40.522 --> 00:24:41.958 [Jay] Damn! 427 00:24:42.002 --> 00:24:45.745 [Hanna] Jay, it's fine. Everything's fine. 428 00:24:45.788 --> 00:24:47.486 [Berry] Relax, man. Any of us could have done that. 429 00:24:47.529 --> 00:24:50.184 [Mia] Yeah, you almost did when you coughed it up! 430 00:24:50.227 --> 00:24:52.926 [Jay] But I didn't do it on purpose like a little moron! 431 00:24:54.362 --> 00:24:56.625 [Brad] I said I was sorry, what do you want from me? 432 00:24:56.669 --> 00:25:00.411 [Jay] I want you to think before you do stupid shit like spit fire at people! 433 00:25:00.455 --> 00:25:02.501 You're not a damn fire breather, Brad! 434 00:25:03.589 --> 00:25:05.416 [Brad] Okay, I didn't spit it at people. 435 00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:08.463 [Hanna] Guys, can we just calm down, okay, just stop it. 436 00:25:08.507 --> 00:25:12.989 Everything is fine. We're all okay. Chill. 437 00:25:21.781 --> 00:25:23.522 [Jay] I guess it could have been worse. 438 00:25:24.827 --> 00:25:26.002 [Mia] Here. 439 00:25:26.046 --> 00:25:27.438 [Jay sighs] 440 00:25:30.050 --> 00:25:32.356 [Jay] Sorry, Brad, I just freaked out a little. 441 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:33.575 It's cool. 442 00:25:36.099 --> 00:25:37.448 [spits] 443 00:25:38.754 --> 00:25:40.147 Back at ya! 444 00:25:41.322 --> 00:25:44.368 -Son of a bitch. -Karmas a bitch! 445 00:25:44.412 --> 00:25:46.153 You guys all suck! 446 00:25:47.415 --> 00:25:48.764 No more fire breathing! 447 00:25:49.722 --> 00:25:51.680 [Mia] [gasps] Hi, little guy! 448 00:25:51.724 --> 00:25:53.726 -[Hanna] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. -[Mia] So fuzzy! 449 00:25:53.769 --> 00:25:56.772 [Hanna] Holy shit! Look at those eyes! 450 00:25:56.816 --> 00:25:59.645 Oh, my God. It's so creepy! 451 00:25:59.688 --> 00:26:01.777 [Mia] It's fine though. [screams] 452 00:26:01.821 --> 00:26:04.214 -[Mia] Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? -[Jay] Oh, no! 453 00:26:05.912 --> 00:26:07.827 -[Brad] Alright, say it, Jay. -Chubby bunny! 454 00:26:14.050 --> 00:26:19.273 -You are drunker than a skunk! -Jay, you are a hoot, man! 455 00:26:19.316 --> 00:26:21.797 Pass that shit, Boo! 456 00:26:21.841 --> 00:26:24.452 [laughing] 457 00:26:25.888 --> 00:26:30.110 -[Brad] That man cannot hold his liquor. -[Mia] I'm burning wieners! 458 00:26:30.153 --> 00:26:32.286 You're good at that, aren't you? 459 00:26:32.329 --> 00:26:34.549 Yes, I'm very good at that. 460 00:26:36.856 --> 00:26:40.555 This is fun but, we shoulda... 461 00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:43.645 We could... we, uh, we coulda went to bed but we... 462 00:26:43.689 --> 00:26:46.082 We should... we haven't yet? 463 00:26:46.126 --> 00:26:49.390 -[Brad] Here here! -[Hanna] Yeah? 464 00:26:50.304 --> 00:26:51.653 I don't know what you just said? 465 00:26:51.697 --> 00:26:52.959 I don't know... 466 00:26:56.179 --> 00:26:58.268 Bed time! Bed time. 467 00:26:58.312 --> 00:27:02.272 Who do you think you are? You're not our dad! 468 00:27:02.316 --> 00:27:05.058 We can go to bed when we want to! 469 00:27:05.101 --> 00:27:07.930 You ain't my momma and you ain't my daddy! 470 00:27:09.192 --> 00:27:11.804 [Brad] Oh! Grumpy Berry! 471 00:27:13.588 --> 00:27:15.285 [blows raspberry] 472 00:27:15.329 --> 00:27:17.287 R.E.S. 473 00:27:17.331 --> 00:27:21.335 Move your feet! R.E.S.P.E.C. 474 00:27:21.378 --> 00:27:23.685 -[Jay] Find out what it means to me! -[Brad] The alpha, everyone. 475 00:27:23.729 --> 00:27:25.992 Give him a round of applause! 476 00:27:26.035 --> 00:27:28.211 Look what happened to my marshmallow. 477 00:27:29.517 --> 00:27:31.345 -It went limp. -I don't know what happened! 478 00:27:31.388 --> 00:27:33.695 [Brad] Because you don't know how to roast marshmallows... 479 00:27:33.739 --> 00:27:37.394 Okay, Mr. Expert marshmallow cooker... 480 00:27:37.438 --> 00:27:39.788 I... I won the marshmallow competition of 2012! 481 00:27:42.661 --> 00:27:43.879 Okay. 482 00:27:45.751 --> 00:27:47.883 I think I'm going to go to bed too. 483 00:27:47.927 --> 00:27:50.843 -Ah! Boo! -Boo on you! 484 00:27:50.886 --> 00:27:53.933 -Here, that's for you. -Thank you. 485 00:27:53.976 --> 00:27:56.370 -Oh! I dropped it! -[Hanna] Loser. 486 00:27:56.413 --> 00:27:59.068 [Brad] Oh, no! I've got plenty more. 487 00:28:01.636 --> 00:28:02.942 [Jay] Peace out! 488 00:28:05.205 --> 00:28:08.643 No, no, no Jay! Jay, Jay, Jay, that way! 489 00:28:08.687 --> 00:28:10.514 -That way! -Boys with the boys. 490 00:28:10.558 --> 00:28:13.648 -[Brad] I thought you had it, my man. -Goodnight boys! 491 00:28:13.692 --> 00:28:15.389 You coming, Brad? 492 00:28:15.432 --> 00:28:17.391 -Goodnight. Goodnight. -[Hanna] Goodnight, Brad. 493 00:28:18.348 --> 00:28:20.002 [Brad] Whoa! Don't fall! 494 00:28:20.046 --> 00:28:21.743 You coming, Brad? 495 00:28:21.787 --> 00:28:25.181 Actually, Berry, will you toss me my sleeping bag? 496 00:28:26.574 --> 00:28:27.706 [Berry] Yeah! 497 00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:30.056 [Brad] Get over there, you fool. 498 00:28:30.099 --> 00:28:32.362 I'm going to sleep under the stars tonight. 499 00:28:32.406 --> 00:28:36.236 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -I'm never. I'm never scared! 500 00:28:37.977 --> 00:28:40.022 -Help this man to bed. -Kobe! 501 00:28:41.241 --> 00:28:42.851 Thank you. Whoa! 502 00:28:44.505 --> 00:28:46.986 This is coming with me! 503 00:28:47.029 --> 00:28:49.292 I don't think you need any more but you do you. 504 00:28:50.816 --> 00:28:53.862 [Berry] Jay, I swear to God if you piss the bed... 505 00:28:53.906 --> 00:28:55.864 [Brad] That's why I'm sleeping out here. 506 00:28:57.779 --> 00:29:01.827 I was asleep and I heard some rustling in the bushes... 507 00:29:03.132 --> 00:29:05.918 I have a knife just in case. 508 00:29:10.139 --> 00:29:11.837 Oh, shit! I have a knife! 509 00:29:13.403 --> 00:29:16.406 That's not a knife, this is a knife! 510 00:29:21.020 --> 00:29:24.414 -Hanna, you scared the shit out of me! -Shhh, shh, shh. 511 00:29:28.331 --> 00:29:30.290 [Hanna] There room for one more in there? 512 00:29:30.333 --> 00:29:33.641 I mean, super not... but we can try. 513 00:29:46.001 --> 00:29:49.265 -It's so beautiful here. -[Brad] Totally. 514 00:29:51.398 --> 00:29:55.881 -I'm really glad you came. -[Hanna] Me too. 515 00:30:14.421 --> 00:30:15.814 Oh. 516 00:30:20.209 --> 00:30:24.823 [kissing] 517 00:30:29.044 --> 00:30:30.916 Your face is so fuzzy. 518 00:30:44.103 --> 00:30:49.717 [Berry] Three, two, one... Holy shit, Brad, a giant penis! 519 00:30:50.936 --> 00:30:52.807 You son of a bitch! 520 00:31:01.207 --> 00:31:02.599 [Brad] Hmm, tasty. 521 00:31:08.736 --> 00:31:10.651 [Berry] Hanna, Mia, you girls up yet? 522 00:31:13.915 --> 00:31:16.918 -Girls? -[Hanna] Yes! 523 00:31:16.962 --> 00:31:20.095 -[Berry] Are you up? -[Hanna] We're up. We'll be out in a minute, okay? 524 00:31:20.139 --> 00:31:22.054 [Berry] Mmm, okay... 525 00:31:23.620 --> 00:31:25.187 Ah, tornado! 526 00:31:25.231 --> 00:31:26.885 -[Mia] Oh, my God! -[Hanna] Oh, my God! Berry! 527 00:31:28.321 --> 00:31:29.452 [Berry] Okay. 528 00:31:29.496 --> 00:31:31.585 -Did I get it all? -No. 529 00:31:32.978 --> 00:31:35.197 Hey, sorry, about the map, man. 530 00:31:35.241 --> 00:31:38.157 -You're all good, bro, it's cool. -Alright. 531 00:31:40.376 --> 00:31:41.464 [sighs] 532 00:31:45.642 --> 00:31:48.210 [Brad] Let's check that urine color, ladies and gents! 533 00:31:49.472 --> 00:31:53.172 Gonna get that hangover pee probably not gonna look great... 534 00:31:56.305 --> 00:31:58.917 [Jay] Hey, Berry, can you help me out for a sec? 535 00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:00.092 [Berry] What's up, dude? 536 00:32:06.315 --> 00:32:09.710 All right, so I got this all worked out. 537 00:32:09.753 --> 00:32:16.586 If we go like two extra miles, we can go around the burnt portion of the map. 538 00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:17.848 [zipping] 539 00:32:19.285 --> 00:32:22.853 [Brad] Wow! What a beautiful place. 540 00:32:28.294 --> 00:32:32.646 Oh, Berry and Jay nerding out over a map instead of enjoying the view. 541 00:32:34.343 --> 00:32:35.562 Alright. 542 00:32:36.867 --> 00:32:38.260 [zipping] 543 00:32:40.654 --> 00:32:43.874 Oh, wait a minute... Ugh! 544 00:32:45.441 --> 00:32:46.790 What is that? 545 00:32:49.097 --> 00:32:51.099 Ah, damnit! Gross! 546 00:32:53.232 --> 00:32:55.799 Why do I touch things? Don't touch things! 547 00:32:56.887 --> 00:33:00.630 [Berry] I mean I'm cool with it but it's not like that section of the map 548 00:33:00.674 --> 00:33:02.632 is any more dangerous because we burnt it, 549 00:33:02.676 --> 00:33:06.245 it's still there so just stick to the original route, man. 550 00:33:07.550 --> 00:33:10.292 I mean, we won't know where we are going so... 551 00:33:10.336 --> 00:33:12.686 We'll be alright, dude, it's... 552 00:33:12.729 --> 00:33:14.427 It'll be fine, it's still the same thing. 553 00:33:14.470 --> 00:33:17.386 Good morning, Vietnam! 554 00:33:17.430 --> 00:33:19.823 -[Jay] Morning! -[Berry] Morning, ladies! 555 00:33:19.867 --> 00:33:21.521 [Brad] Let me help you girls out with that. 556 00:33:21.564 --> 00:33:24.263 [Hanna] Um, I think we're good over here. Thanks, Brad. 557 00:33:24.306 --> 00:33:27.005 [Brad] Alright, fine, interviews then... 558 00:33:29.746 --> 00:33:33.011 So... crazy night last night,. huh? 559 00:33:35.013 --> 00:33:36.492 [Mia] Oh, my gosh, I was so drunk. 560 00:33:36.536 --> 00:33:38.755 I can't believe I'm not hungover. 561 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:41.932 Yeah, I know. I'm pretty sure I blacked out for a little bit so... 562 00:33:41.976 --> 00:33:43.934 Seriously? You don't remember anything? 563 00:33:43.978 --> 00:33:49.723 I mean, I remember some things. It's just a little fuzzy. 564 00:33:51.638 --> 00:33:53.292 What's on your fingers? 565 00:33:53.335 --> 00:33:55.076 [Brad] Yeah, I don't know. 566 00:33:55.120 --> 00:33:57.557 I think it's like bird shit or something? It's gross. 567 00:33:57.600 --> 00:34:00.386 Brad, why the hell do you have bird shit on your fingers? 568 00:34:00.429 --> 00:34:03.345 That is an incredibly personal question, Hanna! 569 00:34:04.738 --> 00:34:06.653 Stop it! 570 00:34:12.137 --> 00:34:14.400 You enjoying the view back there? 571 00:34:14.443 --> 00:34:16.619 [Hanna] Shut up. [laughs] 572 00:34:16.663 --> 00:34:21.537 All right, guys. We are now entering the burnt portion of the map. 573 00:34:21.581 --> 00:34:24.758 Just watch where you're going. If we get lost, we'll have to double back. 574 00:34:24.801 --> 00:34:27.021 [Hanna] Are you actually worried we're gonna get lost? 575 00:34:27.065 --> 00:34:28.892 [singsongy] The horror! 576 00:34:30.242 --> 00:34:32.418 Jay, relax dude, we're not gonna get lost. 577 00:34:32.461 --> 00:34:36.465 Alright, guys, look we are here and we're going there. 578 00:34:37.510 --> 00:34:40.121 [Mia] Oh, that's like perfectly straight! 579 00:34:40.165 --> 00:34:41.862 We still need to pay attention. 580 00:34:44.473 --> 00:34:46.475 [Hanna] Dude, chill. It's gonna be fine. 581 00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:49.783 I'm... I'm chill but I want to be prepared in case we do get lost. 582 00:34:50.784 --> 00:34:52.090 Okay, crazy man. 583 00:34:52.133 --> 00:34:55.702 Scanning... Scanning... Scanning... 584 00:34:55.745 --> 00:34:58.357 Rock. Stick. Bush. 585 00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:03.753 This spot is now memorized, forever burned into the crystal palace of my mind. 586 00:35:04.798 --> 00:35:06.974 Come on, Robot Brad says it's cool. 587 00:35:07.017 --> 00:35:09.455 If Robot Brad says it's cool, it must be cool. 588 00:35:09.498 --> 00:35:13.589 [Hanna] So cool. Loser. 589 00:35:13.633 --> 00:35:18.899 [Brad] Rock. Cactus. Oh! Orange flower! I will never forget this spot. 590 00:35:25.775 --> 00:35:27.821 [Hanna] ...I just don't like it very much. 591 00:35:27.864 --> 00:35:29.605 [Berry] Jay, what's up, man? 592 00:35:30.563 --> 00:35:33.740 What does it look like? A damn fork! 593 00:35:37.135 --> 00:35:39.615 I have no memory of this place. 594 00:35:39.659 --> 00:35:42.314 What? We ain't never been here before! 595 00:35:42.357 --> 00:35:46.405 Jay, it's from... never mind, dude. Sorry. 596 00:35:46.448 --> 00:35:48.276 I thought you said it was just a straight shot. 597 00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:50.191 Neither of these go straight. 598 00:35:50.235 --> 00:35:53.412 Yeah, and one of them got to bend back up so. 599 00:35:53.455 --> 00:35:55.196 So let's just pick a direction. 600 00:35:55.240 --> 00:35:56.980 -If it's wrong, we'll just turn around. -Yeah. 601 00:35:57.024 --> 00:35:58.721 -Cool. -No. No, no, no. 602 00:35:58.765 --> 00:36:00.027 We camp here. 603 00:36:01.811 --> 00:36:04.205 -The sun's almost going down... -[Hanna] What? 604 00:36:04.249 --> 00:36:06.729 Dude, the Sun isn't going down for another couple hours, okay? 605 00:36:06.773 --> 00:36:09.558 And we're supposed to camp at the ruins, so... 606 00:36:09.602 --> 00:36:11.778 We're so close, we might as well just keep going! 607 00:36:11.821 --> 00:36:13.301 And what if we go the wrong way? 608 00:36:14.824 --> 00:36:17.087 We should camp before the fork. 609 00:36:17.131 --> 00:36:20.613 I just... I just thought you might feel safer that way. 610 00:36:21.527 --> 00:36:23.746 Dude, you sound like a crazy person. 611 00:36:23.790 --> 00:36:25.618 Let's just pick a direction. 612 00:36:25.661 --> 00:36:27.620 If it's wrong, we'll just turn around. What's the big deal? 613 00:36:27.663 --> 00:36:30.057 [sighs] Fine! 614 00:36:30.100 --> 00:36:33.626 I don't know why it's crazy to want to know where you're going but whatever! 615 00:36:33.669 --> 00:36:36.977 [Berry] Jay, relax dude, alright, just... which way? 616 00:36:37.891 --> 00:36:40.676 I don't know. That's why I had a damn map! 617 00:36:40.720 --> 00:36:43.462 Shit! Okay, Berry, you pick. 618 00:36:43.505 --> 00:36:45.464 Me? Hell no! 619 00:36:45.507 --> 00:36:47.901 Brads' the one who burned the map... he should have to pick! 620 00:36:47.944 --> 00:36:50.469 Oh, so then I get blamed for burning the map and picking the wrong direction? 621 00:36:50.512 --> 00:36:52.210 -Yes. -No thanks. 622 00:36:52.253 --> 00:36:55.343 Okay, guys, calm down. Everybody get into a circle. 623 00:37:02.176 --> 00:37:04.004 -Nice spin! -[Brad] Oh, shit! 624 00:37:04.047 --> 00:37:06.180 You guys have to kiss! 625 00:37:06.224 --> 00:37:07.877 Alright, if you insist. 626 00:37:07.921 --> 00:37:10.489 Okay, Mia, you get to choose. Which way are we going? 627 00:37:10.532 --> 00:37:14.319 Alright, screw it. Let's just go left! 628 00:37:14.362 --> 00:37:18.192 -Left it is. -After you. 629 00:37:26.505 --> 00:37:29.116 [birds chirping] 630 00:37:31.727 --> 00:37:34.208 Hey, guys, so this is day two. 631 00:37:34.252 --> 00:37:37.037 Sorry this isn't live but there's like no service up here, 632 00:37:37.080 --> 00:37:39.387 so I'll have to post this all after I get back 633 00:37:39.431 --> 00:37:43.304 but I guess if you're watching, this means that I'm home, so cray! 634 00:37:43.348 --> 00:37:45.001 Hi, future Mia! 635 00:37:45.045 --> 00:37:47.743 So this is like the only time I've been in back. 636 00:37:47.787 --> 00:37:51.747 These guys are great but they are nowhere near as experienced as I am 637 00:37:51.791 --> 00:37:55.055 in the matters of the great outdoors. Guys? 638 00:38:06.109 --> 00:38:08.895 [birds chirping] 639 00:38:14.335 --> 00:38:17.251 [Mia] This isn't funny! Guys? 640 00:38:24.824 --> 00:38:26.304 Guys, stop it! 641 00:38:30.220 --> 00:38:31.613 [screaming] 642 00:38:31.657 --> 00:38:34.224 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 643 00:38:34.268 --> 00:38:36.531 I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They made me do it. 644 00:38:40.318 --> 00:38:42.232 [Jay] How do you do that again? 645 00:38:42.276 --> 00:38:44.365 -You just like, flick it or something? -Wait, where is one? 646 00:38:44.409 --> 00:38:46.367 -I want to get one on camera. -So you put your finger like this.... 647 00:38:46.411 --> 00:38:48.543 -Are you ready? -[Berry] Get it! 648 00:38:48.587 --> 00:38:50.763 -[Brad] You go like that. -Jeez. 649 00:38:50.806 --> 00:38:52.068 -[Mia] Oh! You got two! -[Berry] You gotta flick it. 650 00:38:52.112 --> 00:38:54.462 -Wait, I got two? -[Mia] Yeah. 651 00:39:00.425 --> 00:39:01.817 [Brad] I'm struggling. 652 00:39:01.861 --> 00:39:03.384 [Hanna] Struggle bus over here? 653 00:39:03.428 --> 00:39:04.994 [Brad] Struggle bus! 654 00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:10.565 [indistinct chatter] 655 00:39:10.609 --> 00:39:14.221 [Jay] Hey, this should have bent up by now, right, guys? 656 00:39:14.264 --> 00:39:18.094 Yeah, sorry guys. I think I picked the wrong way. 657 00:39:18.138 --> 00:39:19.661 This is why I never go to Vegas. 658 00:39:21.663 --> 00:39:25.493 This is exactly why I wanted to hike around the burnt portion of the map. 659 00:39:25.537 --> 00:39:28.061 Okay, well, that's really helpful. Thanks, Jay! 660 00:39:28.104 --> 00:39:30.498 Okay, let's head back to that fork now! 661 00:39:30.542 --> 00:39:32.370 Jay, it's too late to head back tonight, dude. 662 00:39:33.327 --> 00:39:35.851 Why don't we just make camp here? 663 00:39:35.895 --> 00:39:38.941 We'll wake up, we'll hike back, and we'll be at the ruins like in two hours, all right? 664 00:39:38.985 --> 00:39:43.816 Girls, can you set the tents and the men will go gather the firewood? 665 00:39:43.859 --> 00:39:45.165 Sorry, Jay. 666 00:39:45.208 --> 00:39:47.254 -[Mia] Sounds good. -[Brad] Yep. 667 00:39:47.297 --> 00:39:50.126 No, no, no, no, no, guys, we're supposed to sleep at the ruins! 668 00:39:50.170 --> 00:39:54.261 -And we will be there tomorrow. Feel free to take a nap. -Yes, during the day though! 669 00:39:54.304 --> 00:39:56.306 That's like the whole reason why I came, you know? 670 00:39:56.350 --> 00:39:58.570 To sleep at the ruins! 671 00:39:58.613 --> 00:40:00.485 Yeah, I mean, me too. 672 00:40:00.528 --> 00:40:02.791 -Maybe we should head back to the fork? -[Jay] Yes! 673 00:40:02.835 --> 00:40:05.359 No! It's almost dark. 674 00:40:05.403 --> 00:40:07.840 There's no way I'm hiking in the dark. That's cray-cray. 675 00:40:09.363 --> 00:40:12.497 We shouldn't split up either, guys. That's cray-cray, too. 676 00:40:12.540 --> 00:40:15.761 No we shouldn't. Fine. 677 00:40:15.804 --> 00:40:19.852 But I want to go on record as saying I'm against camping here. 678 00:40:19.895 --> 00:40:21.201 I'm against camping here! 679 00:40:22.289 --> 00:40:23.246 [Berry] Noted. 680 00:40:23.290 --> 00:40:24.378 [Mia] Hanna? 681 00:40:27.642 --> 00:40:31.690 I'm still down, no idea where I'm going but I'm down. 682 00:40:32.865 --> 00:40:36.477 [Jay] Yeah, none of us know where we're going because you burnt a hole in the damn map! 683 00:40:36.521 --> 00:40:40.481 -God. -Dear God. I said sorry. What do you want from me? 684 00:40:40.525 --> 00:40:44.311 Okay. Just stop it, guys. We'll just stay here, okay? 685 00:40:44.354 --> 00:40:46.748 Ugh. Geez. 686 00:40:48.837 --> 00:40:52.537 All right. Cool. Everyone's happy. Let's go find some firewood. 687 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:00.719 Oh, look, some firewood! 688 00:41:02.634 --> 00:41:05.898 [whispering] There's no firewood. I'm going to scare the chickas. Shh. 689 00:41:07.813 --> 00:41:11.817 [birds chirping] 690 00:41:33.403 --> 00:41:34.622 Having a good time? 691 00:41:36.232 --> 00:41:38.887 Oh, yeah, I'm just having a blast. 692 00:41:38.931 --> 00:41:43.805 These ruins are like super cool so, thanks for the invite. 693 00:41:45.111 --> 00:41:46.895 Don't be a bitch, Hanna. 694 00:41:47.983 --> 00:41:49.942 You're not the only one disappointed. 695 00:41:59.560 --> 00:42:06.524 So... something may or may not have happened 696 00:42:06.567 --> 00:42:07.960 with Brad last night... 697 00:42:11.833 --> 00:42:13.922 Why are you so cryptic? 698 00:42:16.838 --> 00:42:20.494 Did you? [gasps] You slut! 699 00:42:23.366 --> 00:42:25.586 How was it? How was it? You don't have to tell me. 700 00:42:25.630 --> 00:42:27.327 You don't have to tell me but... 701 00:42:28.894 --> 00:42:33.507 -How was it? Was he big? Ew, ew, ew! Sorry! -No, no, no. 702 00:42:33.551 --> 00:42:38.686 We did not have sex, okay. We just made out a little bit, you know? 703 00:42:38.730 --> 00:42:41.863 -Boo! -I know, trust me I know. 704 00:42:41.907 --> 00:42:44.300 I mean, I want to. 705 00:42:44.344 --> 00:42:47.739 I kind of just want to get it over with at this point, just hop on his wood. 706 00:42:47.782 --> 00:42:51.481 His dingle... whatever... um... 707 00:42:51.525 --> 00:42:56.399 Yeah he just wanted to talk and I mean we wouldn't have even made out 708 00:42:56.443 --> 00:42:59.446 if I wasn't the one who kissed him first, so. 709 00:43:00.665 --> 00:43:04.233 His "dingle"? I call bullshit! 710 00:43:05.626 --> 00:43:09.151 I swear, I'm serious. We didn't have sex. 711 00:43:10.413 --> 00:43:15.157 Brad would not turn you down, you just got scared! 712 00:43:16.071 --> 00:43:17.769 [Berry] ♪ Brad and Hanna Sittin' in a tree ♪ 713 00:43:17.812 --> 00:43:20.380 -Berry! What the hell? -♪ K.I.S.S.I.N.G! 714 00:43:20.423 --> 00:43:22.861 Dude! 715 00:43:22.904 --> 00:43:26.691 [Brad] ♪ Gatherin' timber 'cause My alpha-male told me To do so! ♪ 716 00:43:27.779 --> 00:43:30.608 Whoa, what is that? 717 00:43:37.745 --> 00:43:38.833 Weird. 718 00:43:41.009 --> 00:43:42.663 Whoa! 719 00:43:42.707 --> 00:43:46.667 Sick! What? 720 00:43:46.711 --> 00:43:50.366 It's like an ancient totem pole or something? 721 00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:54.849 Oh, my God! 722 00:43:54.893 --> 00:43:58.984 Professor Daus, if you don't give us extra credit for this, I call bullshit. 723 00:44:08.863 --> 00:44:10.996 It's like hieroglyphics... 724 00:44:13.041 --> 00:44:15.565 Wow! Creepy. 725 00:44:18.481 --> 00:44:20.527 This is so cool! 726 00:44:23.182 --> 00:44:26.141 Wait... That looks like blood! 727 00:44:30.232 --> 00:44:33.714 Oh, shit, oh, shit! Buddy. 728 00:44:33.758 --> 00:44:35.760 Bro, are you okay? Are you okay? 729 00:44:35.803 --> 00:44:38.937 Oh, my God. I think he's dead! Guys! Guys! 730 00:44:42.767 --> 00:44:45.595 Eww, Brad? Why? 731 00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:47.423 [Berry] That's exactly what I thought. 732 00:44:47.467 --> 00:44:49.904 Are you going to let him take your V-card? 733 00:44:49.948 --> 00:44:51.166 -[Mia] Leave her alone! Guys! -Oh, my God. 734 00:44:51.210 --> 00:44:52.820 [Jay] I'm just teasing. 735 00:44:52.864 --> 00:44:55.910 [Berry] I'm not, this is really embarrassing for you! 736 00:44:57.738 --> 00:44:59.305 [Brad] Guys! Guys! 737 00:44:59.348 --> 00:45:00.436 [Hanna] Brad? 738 00:45:26.680 --> 00:45:28.247 Brad? 739 00:45:28.290 --> 00:45:29.639 [Jay] Where are you, man? 740 00:45:31.685 --> 00:45:35.123 [Hanna] Oh, my God! Brad! Brad! Oh, my God! 741 00:45:35.167 --> 00:45:36.516 Oh, my God! 742 00:45:38.648 --> 00:45:40.520 What happened! 743 00:45:43.436 --> 00:45:46.918 [crying] 744 00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:54.012 We have to go! 745 00:45:54.055 --> 00:45:56.057 We're not just going to leave him here! 746 00:45:58.538 --> 00:46:00.758 Hanna, we have to. Mia. 747 00:46:00.801 --> 00:46:03.499 No. No. 748 00:46:06.067 --> 00:46:09.767 Hanna, move! Jay, hold him down. 749 00:46:11.333 --> 00:46:12.682 Hold him down! 750 00:46:15.207 --> 00:46:18.732 One, two... 751 00:46:18.776 --> 00:46:21.387 Girls, look away, look away! 752 00:46:21.430 --> 00:46:22.562 Three! 753 00:46:42.538 --> 00:46:44.540 We gotta get him up, we gotta get him up, we gotta get him up. 754 00:46:44.584 --> 00:46:46.934 Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up! 755 00:46:46.978 --> 00:46:51.809 Help me, Jay. Help me. Help me. Come on! Get him up, get him up! 756 00:47:00.078 --> 00:47:02.602 [Jay] Let's go, okay? 757 00:47:02.645 --> 00:47:07.389 [Berry] Mia, get Hanna up. Get her up. We have to go! 758 00:47:09.174 --> 00:47:11.480 [Jay] Let's go! Let's go! 759 00:47:22.187 --> 00:47:24.754 [sobbing] 760 00:47:24.798 --> 00:47:27.627 [Mia] What happened? Who would do this? 761 00:47:32.023 --> 00:47:33.981 You think it was those two guys? 762 00:47:40.379 --> 00:47:41.641 We're not safe here. 763 00:47:44.949 --> 00:47:46.428 What about Brad? 764 00:47:48.909 --> 00:47:50.911 We can't carry him up there, all right? 765 00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:55.046 We'll come back for him. We will come back for him. 766 00:47:55.089 --> 00:47:58.179 We shouldn't hike out at night. It's too dangerous at night! 767 00:47:58.223 --> 00:48:00.616 It's dangerous either way, Mia, okay? 768 00:48:00.660 --> 00:48:04.533 No, no, no we stay here tonight! 769 00:48:04.577 --> 00:48:08.798 Berry, you and me we keep watch and then you girls get some sleep. 770 00:48:08.842 --> 00:48:11.410 Are you crazy? 771 00:48:11.453 --> 00:48:13.412 There's no way I'm going to be able to sleep! 772 00:48:13.455 --> 00:48:14.761 [sniffles] 773 00:48:19.461 --> 00:48:21.550 Should at least get Hanna cleaned up. 774 00:48:22.943 --> 00:48:24.379 [Berry] Mia, can you please? 775 00:48:26.033 --> 00:48:28.253 [Mia] Hey, Hanna? 776 00:48:28.296 --> 00:48:29.645 [sniffles] 777 00:48:33.432 --> 00:48:34.868 Let's get you cleaned up. 778 00:49:03.810 --> 00:49:06.595 Jay, turn that thing off. 779 00:49:06.639 --> 00:49:09.033 [Jay] No, we need this shit for evidence. 780 00:49:09.076 --> 00:49:11.905 If someone comes and tries to kill us, we need to be able to see who did this! 781 00:49:11.949 --> 00:49:16.823 You're not hearing me, Jay. Turn it off. We're not safe, okay? 782 00:49:16.866 --> 00:49:19.217 We have to go and we have to go right now. 783 00:49:19.260 --> 00:49:21.523 We're not safe anywhere! 784 00:49:21.567 --> 00:49:25.092 I just feel like during the day we have a better shot of getting out of here! 785 00:49:25.136 --> 00:49:28.052 At night, we can't see someone coming and we might get lost! 786 00:49:28.095 --> 00:49:30.837 What if it's more than one person, huh? 787 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:32.273 I don't know, what if it's not even human? 788 00:49:32.317 --> 00:49:34.188 What if it's hill people or some shit? 789 00:49:34.232 --> 00:49:37.278 It's not gonna matter because we're gonna be dead! 790 00:49:38.671 --> 00:49:40.455 We're sitting ducks out here, man! 791 00:49:40.499 --> 00:49:43.589 Berry, we're all scared. Keep your head on straight. 792 00:49:46.070 --> 00:49:47.506 Keep my head on straight? 793 00:49:49.856 --> 00:49:51.205 You remember Brad? 794 00:49:53.381 --> 00:49:54.948 You remember our friend Brad? 795 00:49:58.517 --> 00:50:02.651 Somebody stabbed him through the neck with a fucking spear, okay? 796 00:50:10.268 --> 00:50:11.747 [Berry] What are you girls doing? 797 00:50:11.791 --> 00:50:13.488 [Mia] She's got blood all over her. 798 00:50:13.532 --> 00:50:17.492 I can't wash her inside the tent. Look away. 799 00:50:24.325 --> 00:50:27.459 [Berry] Mia, here. Use this. 800 00:50:34.118 --> 00:50:37.817 [stream running] 801 00:50:55.878 --> 00:51:01.362 ♪ There is a house In New Orleans ♪ 802 00:51:01.406 --> 00:51:05.410 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 803 00:51:05.453 --> 00:51:11.285 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 804 00:51:11.329 --> 00:51:16.769 ♪ And God I know I'm one! 805 00:51:16.812 --> 00:51:20.816 ♪ My mother was a tailor 806 00:51:20.860 --> 00:51:24.429 ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans 807 00:51:24.472 --> 00:51:30.522 ♪ My father was a gambling man 808 00:51:30.565 --> 00:51:37.050 ♪ Down in New Orleans 809 00:51:37.094 --> 00:51:43.839 ♪ Down, in New Orleans 810 00:51:43.883 --> 00:51:50.194 [birds chirping, stream running] 811 00:51:53.197 --> 00:51:54.763 Here, hold this for a sec. 812 00:53:00.568 --> 00:53:02.266 I'll be back for you, okay? 813 00:53:16.193 --> 00:53:18.064 [zipping] 814 00:53:22.677 --> 00:53:24.070 [Hanna sighs] 815 00:53:46.310 --> 00:53:48.529 [Jay] Hey! There's the fork! 816 00:54:04.458 --> 00:54:10.072 [gloomy music playing] 817 00:54:30.876 --> 00:54:33.705 [sobbing] Hanna! Jay! 818 00:54:36.185 --> 00:54:39.537 I just snapped out of some kind of trance or something. 819 00:54:39.580 --> 00:54:41.234 Something isn't right. 820 00:54:42.104 --> 00:54:43.367 Guys! 821 00:54:59.731 --> 00:55:01.385 Jay, where the hell are we, man? 822 00:55:02.386 --> 00:55:05.214 [Jay] I don't know, give me a second! 823 00:55:07.129 --> 00:55:08.827 I don't know where I am right now. 824 00:55:08.870 --> 00:55:10.176 -I don't know what happened, I... -[Mia] Guys! 825 00:55:12.396 --> 00:55:16.356 [birds chirping] 826 00:55:42.513 --> 00:55:45.733 I think I just heard Mia. Mia! Mia! 827 00:55:52.566 --> 00:55:54.351 [Hanna] Mia! 828 00:55:54.394 --> 00:55:55.569 [Berry] Hanna! 829 00:55:57.702 --> 00:55:58.964 Hanna! 830 00:56:01.053 --> 00:56:02.620 [Hanna] Mia! 831 00:56:02.663 --> 00:56:04.709 Mia, oh, my God. 832 00:56:10.454 --> 00:56:11.890 Okay. 833 00:56:11.933 --> 00:56:13.587 Hanna, what the hell happened? 834 00:56:13.631 --> 00:56:15.720 Oh, my God, Mia, is she alive? 835 00:56:15.763 --> 00:56:18.766 Yeah she is, but, we need to get her out of here. 836 00:56:20.464 --> 00:56:22.379 We can put her on here. 837 00:56:22.422 --> 00:56:25.251 Jay, can you help me out please? 838 00:56:25.294 --> 00:56:27.427 [Jay] Guys, check this out! Someone was here! 839 00:56:27.471 --> 00:56:29.211 Footprints are going that way! 840 00:56:33.868 --> 00:56:35.653 Hey, where you... where you going? 841 00:56:37.219 --> 00:56:38.960 I'm going to end this right now, alright? 842 00:56:39.004 --> 00:56:40.484 Berry, don't do that! 843 00:56:40.527 --> 00:56:42.050 You don't know who you're following! 844 00:56:49.884 --> 00:56:50.972 Alright. 845 00:56:58.066 --> 00:56:59.372 [pants] 846 00:56:59.416 --> 00:57:01.069 [Berry] Jay, let's take a break, man. 847 00:57:07.162 --> 00:57:12.559 We should be to our first camp soon... I hope. 848 00:57:21.916 --> 00:57:23.614 [Jay] Hey, I'm gonna scout ahead. 849 00:57:29.968 --> 00:57:33.275 Hanna, you're sure you didn't see anyone else? 850 00:57:33.319 --> 00:57:35.669 [Hanna] There was no one! 851 00:57:35.713 --> 00:57:39.499 I... I heard her scream and then when I came around the corner, she was out cold. 852 00:57:39.543 --> 00:57:40.761 [Jay] Guys! 853 00:57:50.554 --> 00:57:52.077 This is impossible. 854 00:57:56.081 --> 00:57:59.214 [stream running] 855 00:58:34.032 --> 00:58:35.990 [sobbing] Hey, mom and dad. 856 00:58:38.166 --> 00:58:40.952 So if you guys are watching this, I... 857 00:58:57.142 --> 00:59:00.537 I just want you guys to know how much I love you. 858 00:59:02.539 --> 00:59:05.454 You shouldn't make videos like that. It's bad luck. 859 00:59:07.631 --> 00:59:10.155 Just in case, you know? 860 00:59:14.638 --> 00:59:16.291 Do you want to make one? 861 00:59:19.556 --> 00:59:22.297 Yeah. Yeah, I do. [sniffle] 862 00:59:23.255 --> 00:59:28.390 [exhales] Hey, Mom, Dad, Lex, 863 00:59:30.654 --> 00:59:34.701 I didn't tell you this but I went on a hiking trip with some friends 864 00:59:37.356 --> 00:59:39.314 and if you're watching this... 865 00:59:39.358 --> 00:59:42.622 [Hanna] [screams] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 866 00:59:54.852 --> 00:59:57.768 [panting and crying] 867 00:59:59.117 --> 01:00:01.815 Berry just... 868 01:00:01.859 --> 01:00:05.427 Berry just killed, just killed Jay. 869 01:00:07.212 --> 01:00:10.824 I don't know, I don't know what the... 870 01:00:10.868 --> 01:00:12.957 I don't know what the hell just happened. 871 01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:16.177 I don't know what the hell just happened. [crying] 872 01:00:18.397 --> 01:00:20.921 How is this happening? 873 01:00:23.576 --> 01:00:26.971 I just... I just ran... I just ran for my life right now and I don't... 874 01:00:27.014 --> 01:00:31.715 I don't think he followed me but how could he, how could he do that? 875 01:00:34.543 --> 01:00:38.896 Did he kill Brad too? I don't know, I just don't know! 876 01:00:42.943 --> 01:00:45.076 I think I'm... I think I'm in some cave. 877 01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.382 I don't... I don't know where... 878 01:00:47.426 --> 01:00:52.257 and I don't know what to do! God, God help me! 879 01:00:58.742 --> 01:01:02.702 I just ran... I just ran! 880 01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:05.400 [screaming] 881 01:01:20.024 --> 01:01:25.072 [murmuring] 882 01:01:39.043 --> 01:01:43.003 [stream running] 883 01:02:09.290 --> 01:02:14.121 [birds, insects chirping] 884 01:02:21.912 --> 01:02:24.523 Help! Help! 885 01:02:26.481 --> 01:02:28.309 [crying] 886 01:02:29.615 --> 01:02:34.141 If... if you're watching this, there's a man and he's painted all black. 887 01:02:36.100 --> 01:02:37.405 He's out here! 888 01:02:40.234 --> 01:02:44.630 -[Mia] Hanna! -Mia? Mia! 889 01:02:55.206 --> 01:02:57.164 Who did this to you? 890 01:02:57.208 --> 01:02:58.992 I don't know... I don't know, some man, he's painted all black. 891 01:02:59.036 --> 01:03:01.168 What the hell? Hanna, Jay's dead! 892 01:03:01.212 --> 01:03:03.127 I know, I know. No, no, we need to get out of here! 893 01:03:09.742 --> 01:03:11.222 [Mia] We need to find Berry! 894 01:03:11.265 --> 01:03:14.138 -Shit! You don't know. -What? 895 01:03:14.181 --> 01:03:17.532 -Berry... Berry's the one that killed Jay. -What? 896 01:03:17.576 --> 01:03:21.232 -No, he didn't, no! -Yes! Yes, Mia, I watched it happen, okay? 897 01:03:21.275 --> 01:03:26.454 I watched Berry stab Jay through the chest with this damn spear, okay? 898 01:03:29.240 --> 01:03:31.242 [screams] 899 01:03:31.285 --> 01:03:33.070 What the hell is happening, Hanna? 900 01:03:33.113 --> 01:03:36.377 I don't know, Mia. I don't know. I don't know! 901 01:03:36.421 --> 01:03:39.598 -Are you sure it was Berry? -Yes! I even got a video of it on my phone! 902 01:03:39.641 --> 01:03:42.383 -Okay, where is your phone? -I... I don't know! 903 01:03:42.427 --> 01:03:44.690 I dropped it when I was attacked. I don't know! 904 01:03:44.733 --> 01:03:46.518 Are you positive it wasn't Berry who attacked you too? 905 01:03:46.561 --> 01:03:50.739 Yes, I am 100% sure, Mia, yes Berry killed Jay, 906 01:03:50.783 --> 01:03:54.874 but the person that attacked me was covered head to toe in black paint, okay? 907 01:03:54.918 --> 01:03:57.746 Okay, okay. Where did he attack you? 908 01:03:57.790 --> 01:04:01.576 In a cave. I don't know. I just ran. That doesn't matter! 909 01:04:04.884 --> 01:04:06.886 -[Mia] Well, we need to head back to camp. -What? 910 01:04:06.930 --> 01:04:09.584 No, no, no. We need to get back to the car, Mia! 911 01:04:09.628 --> 01:04:13.327 I don't know way, do you? We need the map! 912 01:04:16.635 --> 01:04:19.072 -What about Berry? -He wasn't there when I woke up! 913 01:04:19.116 --> 01:04:21.335 We need the map, Hanna! 914 01:04:21.379 --> 01:04:22.554 [screams] 915 01:04:24.512 --> 01:04:25.774 [Hanna] I don't see him. 916 01:04:30.954 --> 01:04:34.087 Shit, if he left with the map, we're gonna be screwed out here! 917 01:04:35.219 --> 01:04:37.569 [Mia] We should look around for it just in case. 918 01:04:43.618 --> 01:04:47.318 -Let's move! -[Hanna] Okay. 919 01:05:03.421 --> 01:05:08.600 [rustling] 920 01:05:23.745 --> 01:05:25.965 [gasps] I found it! I found it! 921 01:05:27.445 --> 01:05:29.490 Let's get the hell out of here! 922 01:05:29.534 --> 01:05:31.318 Okay, I'm going to say goodbye to Brad. 923 01:05:31.362 --> 01:05:34.365 We can't come back here and I'm never going to see him again. 924 01:05:36.062 --> 01:05:38.804 -We have to go! -Just give me a minute, okay? 925 01:05:42.329 --> 01:05:44.462 -No. No, no, no, no. -What? 926 01:05:44.505 --> 01:05:45.942 I'm gonna kill him! 927 01:05:45.985 --> 01:05:47.247 -[Berry] I buried both of them. -[Mia screams] 928 01:05:47.291 --> 01:05:48.945 Don't take a step closer! 929 01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:56.735 I didn't kill Jay, okay? It wasn't me! 930 01:05:56.778 --> 01:05:59.999 I watched it happen! 931 01:06:00.043 --> 01:06:02.436 [Berry] I can't explain what happened, okay. 932 01:06:04.177 --> 01:06:07.528 I had no control of my body. I don't know what happened! You gotta believe me! 933 01:06:07.572 --> 01:06:09.182 That's a bunch of bullshit, Berry! 934 01:06:09.226 --> 01:06:11.619 Mia, please! Just listen to me! 935 01:06:13.404 --> 01:06:16.755 [gloomy music playing] 936 01:06:20.498 --> 01:06:22.108 [groaning] 937 01:06:23.283 --> 01:06:24.763 [Hanna] Mia! 938 01:06:27.113 --> 01:06:28.723 What the hell is happening? 939 01:06:29.724 --> 01:06:32.075 Mia, don't move! 940 01:06:32.118 --> 01:06:35.992 [coughing, choking] 941 01:06:45.740 --> 01:06:48.221 Stay low! Mia, stay low! 942 01:06:49.527 --> 01:06:52.095 [panting] 943 01:06:59.102 --> 01:07:03.106 [Berry] Come over here. Zip it! 944 01:07:05.108 --> 01:07:07.458 So we just got attacked by our own shadows. 945 01:07:09.373 --> 01:07:10.722 What the hell! 946 01:07:12.332 --> 01:07:15.031 I got stabbed in the arm by that damn spear and Hanna was... 947 01:07:16.510 --> 01:07:19.078 Well, Hanna's shadow was trying to kill Mia. 948 01:07:20.210 --> 01:07:24.953 I know all this sounds nuts but it's... it's all true. 949 01:07:26.912 --> 01:07:28.218 This is insane! 950 01:07:31.351 --> 01:07:36.139 The way I look at it, we can just hike at night, 951 01:07:36.182 --> 01:07:37.879 there's no shadows at night... we'll hike then 952 01:07:37.923 --> 01:07:40.186 -and stay in the tent during the day. -What? 953 01:07:40.230 --> 01:07:42.449 But... but what about the shadow man? 954 01:07:42.493 --> 01:07:43.972 [Berry] The what, no... 955 01:07:44.016 --> 01:07:46.149 That's what I'm saying, no, no, sun, no shadows! 956 01:07:46.192 --> 01:07:51.023 No! No. There's a shadow man, a physical shadow man. 957 01:07:51.067 --> 01:07:54.461 He's painted all black and he attacked Hanna and tied her to that totem pole thing! 958 01:07:54.505 --> 01:07:56.768 What the hell guys? 959 01:07:56.811 --> 01:07:58.813 Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? 960 01:07:58.857 --> 01:08:01.642 We haven't exactly had time for conversation right now, Berry! 961 01:08:04.384 --> 01:08:06.256 Are you sure it's just one guy? 962 01:08:06.299 --> 01:08:08.432 I mean, I don't... I don't know, I think so... 963 01:08:08.475 --> 01:08:11.870 but he knocked me out for all know there could just be a bunch of them. 964 01:08:11.913 --> 01:08:13.045 I don't know. 965 01:08:13.089 --> 01:08:14.525 Guys, we can't stay here. 966 01:08:14.568 --> 01:08:17.789 No shit, Berry! We need to find a plan to... 967 01:08:17.832 --> 01:08:19.182 if he comes back. 968 01:08:19.225 --> 01:08:21.140 You mean when he comes back! 969 01:08:21.184 --> 01:08:23.011 Why are you so sure he'll come back? 970 01:08:24.100 --> 01:08:27.799 I don't know why. I think he like worships the shadows or something... 971 01:08:27.842 --> 01:08:31.542 Why else would he be painted all black and tie me to a totem pole? 972 01:08:33.065 --> 01:08:34.849 He was sacrificing me. 973 01:08:41.726 --> 01:08:45.164 [heavy breathing] 974 01:08:47.688 --> 01:08:53.216 [insects chirping, stream running] 975 01:09:00.353 --> 01:09:05.663 [deep beathing] 976 01:09:14.411 --> 01:09:16.282 You better run, you son of a bitch! 977 01:09:16.326 --> 01:09:19.285 -No, no, no, no! Shit, guys, he's getting away! -Yeah! 978 01:09:19.329 --> 01:09:21.548 No, he's gone, we won! 979 01:09:21.592 --> 01:09:23.681 No, we need to get out of here! 980 01:10:16.124 --> 01:10:19.476 [engine running] 981 01:10:22.957 --> 01:10:26.309 [Lue] Morning, dispatch. This is Lue over here at the red beam trailhead. 982 01:10:26.352 --> 01:10:28.267 That vehicle is still parked over here. 983 01:10:28.311 --> 01:10:30.400 Want me to go ahead and tow it? Over. 984 01:10:30.443 --> 01:10:33.229 [dispatch] How many days it been there? Over. 985 01:10:34.665 --> 01:10:40.018 [Lue] I don't know... I'm gonna say three or four at least? Over. 986 01:10:40.061 --> 01:10:42.238 [dispatch] They leave any notes or anything? Over. 987 01:10:45.066 --> 01:10:48.809 [Lue] Haven't checked for that. Just assumed it was abandoned. Over. 988 01:10:48.853 --> 01:10:50.681 [Dispatch] Check for that please. 989 01:10:50.724 --> 01:10:54.075 If there isn't one, we'll get it towed. Over. 990 01:10:54.119 --> 01:10:55.468 [Lue] Copy that. Over. 991 01:11:01.474 --> 01:11:02.606 [car door closes] 992 01:11:27.848 --> 01:11:29.197 [car door opens] 993 01:11:32.375 --> 01:11:34.333 [Lue] Dispatch, this is Lue again. 994 01:11:34.377 --> 01:11:36.944 It appears that they should have been back by now, 995 01:11:36.988 --> 01:11:39.599 I'm gonna go ahead and hike out and see if I can find 'em. 996 01:11:39.643 --> 01:11:41.993 Check back in in a couple hours. Over. 997 01:11:42.036 --> 01:11:44.343 [dispatch] Copy that, Lue. Over. 998 01:11:44.387 --> 01:11:45.779 [Lue] Over and out. 999 01:11:48.173 --> 01:11:49.348 [car door closes] 1000 01:12:14.330 --> 01:12:16.984 So we hiked all night just like we planned. 1001 01:12:18.899 --> 01:12:22.033 We set up the tent because the sun was coming up 1002 01:12:22.076 --> 01:12:27.386 but then... we ran into this son of a bitch again. 1003 01:12:31.085 --> 01:12:33.000 -What is he doing? -[Berry] I don't know. 1004 01:12:34.306 --> 01:12:38.092 Leave us alone! What do you want from us? 1005 01:12:50.844 --> 01:12:54.718 [Hanna] Leave us alone! What do you want from us? 1006 01:12:59.113 --> 01:13:00.767 We didn't do anything! 1007 01:13:03.857 --> 01:13:05.772 Shit, guys, yes we did, yes we did! 1008 01:13:05.816 --> 01:13:07.992 -[Berry] What are you talking about? -We took their spear, 1009 01:13:08.035 --> 01:13:10.995 their spear! Here you can have it back! 1010 01:13:11.038 --> 01:13:12.475 -Girls! Get down get down! -[Hanna] Oh, my God! 1011 01:13:12.518 --> 01:13:14.346 [Hanna] Oh, my God! 1012 01:13:27.228 --> 01:13:30.057 -I love you, Mia. -[Mia] I love you, too. 1013 01:13:30.971 --> 01:13:34.366 Wait, what are you... No! Hanna! 1014 01:13:39.937 --> 01:13:41.895 [Lue] Oh, shit! 1015 01:13:43.941 --> 01:13:47.466 -[Mia] Get out of the sun. -[Lue] Ma'am, are you alright? 1016 01:13:47.510 --> 01:13:50.426 [Mia] Get out of the sun. Get out of the sun. 1017 01:13:51.514 --> 01:13:53.864 Ma'am, what happened here? 1018 01:13:55.779 --> 01:13:59.652 Ma'am, are you okay? Is he the only one with ya? 1019 01:14:03.308 --> 01:14:06.920 [Mia] Get out of the sun! Get out of the sun! 1020 01:14:09.357 --> 01:14:12.839 -[gunshot] -[Mia screams, cries] 1021 01:14:17.017 --> 01:14:21.587 [Mia crying] 1022 01:14:54.402 --> 01:14:59.973 -[birds chirping] -[stream running] 1023 01:15:15.293 --> 01:15:19.166 [insects chirping] 1024 01:15:34.921 --> 01:15:39.578 [stream running] 1025 01:16:12.524 --> 01:16:14.265 [car starting] 1026 01:16:15.440 --> 01:16:17.268 [engine revving] 1027 01:16:31.108 --> 01:16:36.853 [stream running] 1028 01:17:11.583 --> 01:17:17.676 ♪ There is a house In New Orleans ♪ 1029 01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:22.333 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 1030 01:17:23.464 --> 01:17:29.819 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 1031 01:17:29.862 --> 01:17:35.476 ♪ And God I know I'm one 1032 01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:41.482 ♪ My mother was a tailor 1033 01:17:41.526 --> 01:17:47.663 ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans 1034 01:17:47.706 --> 01:17:53.886 ♪ And my father was A gamblin' man ♪ 1035 01:17:53.930 --> 01:17:58.804 ♪ Down in New Orleans 1036 01:18:23.394 --> 01:18:29.400 ♪ Now the only thing A gambler needs ♪ 1037 01:18:29.443 --> 01:18:34.318 ♪ Is a suitcase and a trunk 1038 01:18:35.493 --> 01:18:41.629 ♪ And the only time He'll be satisfied ♪ 1039 01:18:41.673 --> 01:18:46.373 ♪ Is when he's all drunk 1040 01:19:11.311 --> 01:19:17.317 ♪ Oh, mother Tell your children ♪ 1041 01:19:17.361 --> 01:19:22.366 ♪ Not to do what I have done 1042 01:19:23.715 --> 01:19:29.590 ♪ Spend your lives In sin and misery ♪ 1043 01:19:29.634 --> 01:19:34.987 ♪ In the House Of the Rising Sun ♪ 1044 01:19:59.229 --> 01:20:05.670 ♪ Well, I got one foot On the platform ♪ 1045 01:20:05.713 --> 01:20:11.502 ♪ The other foot on the train 1046 01:20:11.545 --> 01:20:17.638 ♪ I'm going back To New Orleans ♪ 1047 01:20:17.682 --> 01:20:22.339 ♪ To wear that ball and chain 1048 01:20:23.296 --> 01:20:29.607 ♪ Well, there is a house In New Orleans ♪ 1049 01:20:29.650 --> 01:20:35.352 ♪ They call the Rising Sun 1050 01:20:35.395 --> 01:20:41.880 ♪ And it's been the ruin Of many a poor boy ♪ 1051 01:20:41.924 --> 01:20:48.582 ♪ God I know I'm one 1052 01:21:10.648 --> 01:21:14.695 You had the blood of five different people on you including a park ranger! 1053 01:21:14.739 --> 01:21:17.394 And you want us to believe... what was it again? 1054 01:21:17.437 --> 01:21:19.091 Shadows and hill people. 1055 01:21:19.135 --> 01:21:21.180 That's right, shadows and hill people killed them? 1056 01:21:21.224 --> 01:21:23.313 I'm telling you the truth! 1057 01:21:23.356 --> 01:21:27.317 All right, let's start again! 1058 01:21:27.360 --> 01:21:29.449 [screams] 1059 01:21:30.537 --> 01:21:33.540 [suspenseful music playing]