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(ominous music)

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(bright music)

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- Well, that's all I got.

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I do not get paid enough
to deal with this shit.

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(phone vibrates)

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- Hello?

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- Hey, what are you up to?

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- I'm sure a lot more than
your lazy ass is doing.

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- Hey, listen. I've had a day from hell.

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- That's your excuse every day.

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Now, if I had to guess,
you're sitting at your desk

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with your feet propped
up and a vodka bottle

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is probably not that far away from you.

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- You know me so well.

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So, what are you up to?

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- I'm at the market picking
up some wine for later.

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- Do you think you can pick
me up another bottle of vodka?

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- You still owe me from the
last bottle I bought you.

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- Come on. You know I'm good for it.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- So do you think Piper is
enjoying her birthday present?

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- I'm actually gonna give her a call

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to see how it's coming.

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- Skylar, drinking on the job again?

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- Um, Maddie, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

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- I mean your sales,

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Frank down in accounting,

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he's on my back.

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I'm in charge of the sales floor here.

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What am I supposed to do?

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- Listen, just get off
my back for one day.

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I'm having a bad day.

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- I'm having a bad day 'cause
I have to deal with you.

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I need more out of you.

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Do you need to find another job?

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Do you need to go to Alcoholics
Anonymous or something?

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- You know what? Maybe I do.

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- Listen, I really need
you to put, you know,

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all your efforts into this.

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I need you to get out there,

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pound the pavement, get some new clients.

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We have a ton of jewelry to sell.

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This is a great opportunity, Skylar.

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You know, it's almost Halloween,

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and you know what's after Halloween?

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The holidays, gift giving, Christmas.

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Everybody's counting on
our department, you know,

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and we're not gonna make
bonus for the holidays.

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I really need your help here.

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- You know what?
(bottle scrapes)

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I really never liked you,

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but I do appreciate you
giving me some leeway

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and I'll try to cut back on the drinking,

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but I'll make better sales
if I do it while I'm drunk.

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- No, and you're gonna do it sober.

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And I want a progress report
from you every morning,

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Monday through Friday at 9:00 AM.

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So I have something to give to Frank.

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And I'm taking this with me.

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- Now I really need Maddie
to get me that bottle.

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(soft music)

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- What color did you wanna do?

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- Um, you can go ahead

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and just pick out a purple color.

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- Okay.

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Do you like this one?

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- Yes, that's perfect.
- Okay, awesome.

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So it's your birthday.
Do you have any plans?

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- Oh, me and the girls
are just going out later.

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- That'll be fun.

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My friend from work actually invited me

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to a birthday party for her cat tonight.

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So I'm not sure if I'm
gonna go to that yet or not.

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- That sounds very interesting.

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- Yeah, not sure what
that will all consist of.

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(both laugh)

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(phone rings)

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- Hold on one sec.

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- Okay.

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- Hello?

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- How's the pedi coming?

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- Oh, It's so relaxing.

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I didn't realize how bad I needed this.

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- Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

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- I so am.

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- If you think this is good,

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just wait until tonight.

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- Wait, what do you mean?

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- Well, just look in your purse.

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- No fucking way.

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You did not get us these tickets.

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- I knew you really wanted
them for your birthday.

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- Yeah, everyone knew I wanted them,

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but Ghost Town Roadshow sold out

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within minutes of going on sale.

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These tickets are impossible to get.

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- Not when your bestie's a slut.

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- You didn't, you whore.

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- Hey, the roadie was
cute. The sex was great.

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So technically ,the tickets were a bonus.

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- Oh my God. You are so unbelievable.

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But that's why I love you.

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- Oh, I love you too.

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Now, make sure you message
me when you get out of there

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so we can get together
for pre-birthday drinks.

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- For sure. I'll message you
as soon as I'm out of here.

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- Okay. See you soon.

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- Okay. Bye.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- $13.33.

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- Here you go.

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- Need a receipt?

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- Nope, that's great.
- Awesome.

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- Thanks.
- Have a good day.

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- You too.

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- I can't believe you got
tickets to that show tonight.

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I really wanted to go
so I'm really jealous.

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- I know, my friends spoil me so much.

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What's your favorite song?

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- I love "Grim Reaper."

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- Oh, that's one of my favorites too.

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- Hey.

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- Hey, what's up?

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- Hey, so your next one canceled.

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And then I was wondering if you were maybe

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gonna make it to my cat party tonight.

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- What time was it again?

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- Like 5:00, 5:30.

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- Okay, 'cause Josh wanted me
to go to the mall with him.

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So I don't think I'm
gonna be able to make it.

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- Oh, well, if you get back in time

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and you feel like coming, you can.

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I got a catnip cake and a bouncy house,

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um, and I got little hats too.

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So I'll bring you one
for your cat tomorrow,

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if you want me to.

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- I'm sure he'd love that.

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I'm sorry I can't come.

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I just have to go to the mall to pick up

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the new slasher movie, but
next year, count me in.

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- Okay.

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I'm not going to any cat party.

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(soft piano music)

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- Excuse me.

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I have a quick question.

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- Give me just one minute.

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- Okay.

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- Hello. Sorry about that.

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- Oh, oh, good.

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So firstly, I wanted to say

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this is the cutest
bookstore I've ever been in.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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And second, so tonight, me and
my friends are going to Salem

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and I just wanted to brush up

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on the town's local history and folklore.

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So do you have anything like that?

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- Of course we do.

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We have plenty of books on Salem.

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You know, it's always
nice to see young people

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who are still interested in books.

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- Oh, I've always loved books

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ever since I was a little girl.

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- Me too, I've always said that books

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are like a window into a new world.

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Oh, shoot.
(book thuds)

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(ominous music)

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- What's this?

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- This isn't the book for you.

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- But why not?

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- This book is, it's special.

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- "Black Rainbow."

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What kind of book is this?"

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- This is a book that's been written

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by every person on earth.

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Everyone's thoughts, dreams,

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and fears make up "Black Rainbow."

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- Well what is "Black Rainbow" all about?

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- It is a collection of all
of the thoughts and vibrations

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from every sentient being

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that has ever wandered this dimension.

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The information has been
collected for millions of years

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through a practice. that's known

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as thought pattern extraction.

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- What is thought pattern extraction?

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- Transdimensional fallen
angels gather this data

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without the consent of conscious beings

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and place it into a
collective that's known

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as the "Black Rainbow" to be used later

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in ancient blood rituals and
cannibalistic sacrifices.

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- And how does something
like that end up here?

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(ominous music)

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- "Black Rainbow" is everywhere.

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You just have to know where to find it.

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No, no.

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This isn't the book for you.

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- [Man] Hey, do you have
any books on the flat earth?

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- These books up here are on Salem.

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Let me know if you need anything else.

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- Okay, thanks.

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(intense music)

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(ominous music)

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(phone vibrates)

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- Hello.

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- Hey, where you at?

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- I'm at this really cute new bookstore.

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- (scoffs) A bookstore again, huh?

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It's a wonder the boys
on the football team

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always call you bookworm Betty.

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- Yeah, well at least I didn't screw

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the whole football team.

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- Okay.

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Well I was just wondering
if you were going

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to meet up with us for
Piper's pre-birthday drinks.

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- Yeah, absolutely.

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I just have to go home
and change real quick.

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Where are we meeting again?

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- I was thinking that new place Lakeside.

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- Oh yeah. I heard they
have killer mojitos.

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- Oh, so you're actually
gonna drink today.

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Well, just hurry up.

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- All right. Sounds good.

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What time should I meet you?

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- Around two.

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- Perfect. Sounds good.

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I'll see you there.

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(gasps)
(ominous music)

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Oh, damn paper cuts.

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(soft music)

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- Hey, you.
- Hey.

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- I figured I'd find you out here reading.

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- Oh yeah, I just went through
this new book store downtown.

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It's really cute.

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Just prepping for the Salem trip tonight.

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- You gonna do some with witchy shit?

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- Well, me and the
girls are actually going

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to a concert tonight for Piper's birthday.

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Here, come on up. I have Matilda out.

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So the dogs can have
- Come on.

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- a little play date while we catch up.

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(dog pants)

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Mathilda's so happy to see you, honey.

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Mathilda, look who's here.

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- Come here.
- Check it out.

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- Russ is like, I want no part of that.

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(chuckles)

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- Pretty girl.

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Come here.

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So who are you guys gonna go see?

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- We're gonna go see Ghost Town Road Show.

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Maddie scored us tickets
even though they're sold out.

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- Oh, that's gonna be great.

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That's like Piper's favorite.

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- I know we also ended up
getting her appointment

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to get her fortune told by Madam Sapphire,

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this new lady from Ireland.

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She's supposed to be like really good.

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- Oh my God.

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- So yeah, it should be
a pretty eventful day.

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What's new with you?

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- Well actually, I just got my nails done.

263
00:15:48.290 --> 00:15:49.250
- Ooh.

264
00:15:49.250 --> 00:15:50.820
Now that's some witchy shit.

265
00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:51.790
- I know, right?

266
00:15:51.790 --> 00:15:53.540
Tis the season.
- Mm-hmm.

267
00:15:54.790 --> 00:15:57.260
- Ooh, what kind of books did you get?

268
00:15:57.260 --> 00:15:58.670
- Just a bunch of stuff on Salem

269
00:15:58.670 --> 00:16:00.030
since we're gonna be up there.

270
00:16:00.030 --> 00:16:02.260
Folklore, witch trial stuff,

271
00:16:02.260 --> 00:16:03.900
but that one's called the "Black Rainbow"

272
00:16:03.900 --> 00:16:05.590
and the bookstore lady
tried to freak me out

273
00:16:05.590 --> 00:16:07.530
with a bunch of crazy stuff about it.

274
00:16:07.530 --> 00:16:09.920
I don't know. I think it's
just a bunch of dumb stuff.

275
00:16:09.920 --> 00:16:11.120
- That's kind kinda creepy.

276
00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:12.060
- Yeah.

277
00:16:12.060 --> 00:16:14.360
- So what even did she tell you?

278
00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:16.650
- Well, she started spouting off about

279
00:16:16.650 --> 00:16:20.570
it's made up of everyone's
feelings and dreams and fears

280
00:16:20.570 --> 00:16:22.620
and then it ended with cannibalistic

281
00:16:22.620 --> 00:16:24.580
and satanic sacrifices.

282
00:16:24.580 --> 00:16:26.440
Yeah, I don't believe
in any of that garbage,

283
00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:28.200
but the pages are
definitely sharp as hell.

284
00:16:28.200 --> 00:16:30.941
So just be careful because I
cut my finger on it earlier.

285
00:16:30.941 --> 00:16:32.480
- Oh fuck.

286
00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:34.720
Well Oliver's obviously
getting pretty antsy

287
00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:36.390
so I should probably leave,

288
00:16:36.390 --> 00:16:37.984
if that's all right.
- Thanks for stopping by.

289
00:16:37.984 --> 00:16:39.354
- Mm-hmm, definitely give me a call

290
00:16:39.354 --> 00:16:40.387
whenever you get back.

291
00:16:40.387 --> 00:16:41.652
- I will for sure.

292
00:16:41.652 --> 00:16:44.069
(soft music)

293
00:16:45.021 --> 00:16:46.460
Say bye, Mathilda.
- Bye.

294
00:16:54.539 --> 00:16:55.372
- Say bye.

295
00:16:57.358 --> 00:17:00.358
(upbeat rock music)

296
00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:39.140
- Now this is my kind of place.

297
00:17:39.140 --> 00:17:42.231
- Yeah, you like any
place that serves alcohol.

298
00:17:42.231 --> 00:17:43.064
- Right.

299
00:17:44.790 --> 00:17:46.217
- You ladies have a
seat wherever you like.

300
00:17:46.217 --> 00:17:49.217
(upbeat rock music)

301
00:18:00.170 --> 00:18:03.223
- Well, nothing like getting
our buzz on at 2:00 PM.

302
00:18:04.280 --> 00:18:05.780
I mean, I usually started at nine,

303
00:18:05.780 --> 00:18:07.380
so it's really nothing.

304
00:18:07.380 --> 00:18:09.890
- You're a fucking alcoholic.

305
00:18:09.890 --> 00:18:10.870
- Well I never drink at all,

306
00:18:10.870 --> 00:18:12.936
so this is gonna be a
whole new thing for me.

307
00:18:12.936 --> 00:18:15.517
(upbeat rock music)

308
00:18:15.517 --> 00:18:18.130
- All right, what can I
get you ladies to drink?

309
00:18:18.130 --> 00:18:20.503
- Can I have a vodka on the rocks.

310
00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:23.993
- Um, I'll take a Jack and Coke.

311
00:18:25.870 --> 00:18:27.333
- I'll have a Bahama Mama.
- Bahama Mama.

312
00:18:29.683 --> 00:18:30.913
- Skylar, any suggestions?

313
00:18:30.913 --> 00:18:32.533
I don't do this very often.

314
00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:35.400
- Just give her a vodka cran.

315
00:18:39.008 --> 00:18:40.308
- Hey, I got their drinks.

316
00:18:41.713 --> 00:18:43.546
- Thanks.
- Thank you.

317
00:18:45.910 --> 00:18:48.180
- Have you guys ever seen
Ghost Town Road Show before?

318
00:18:48.180 --> 00:18:49.584
- No.
- That's a negative.

319
00:18:49.584 --> 00:18:51.800
- Me and Skylar went last time
and all I could think about

320
00:18:51.800 --> 00:18:53.210
was how you guys would love it.

321
00:18:53.210 --> 00:18:54.480
The girls are crazy.

322
00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:55.460
- Yeah, they are.

323
00:18:55.460 --> 00:18:57.530
And dude, Marshall is so hot.

324
00:18:57.530 --> 00:19:00.080
I could stare at him the whole time.

325
00:19:00.080 --> 00:19:02.220
- Well, you can talk about
Marshall all you want,

326
00:19:02.220 --> 00:19:04.540
but the drummer's where it's at.

327
00:19:04.540 --> 00:19:07.020
- You know how I said
that concert got crazy

328
00:19:07.020 --> 00:19:08.220
last time we were there.

329
00:19:09.300 --> 00:19:11.803
I definitely threw my bra up on stage.

330
00:19:11.803 --> 00:19:13.026
(all laugh)

331
00:19:13.026 --> 00:19:15.893
- I will most certainly
not be doing that tonight.

332
00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:20.390
- Dude, you, just throw your bra, come on.

333
00:19:20.390 --> 00:19:21.940
It's your first concert.
- No.

334
00:19:23.433 --> 00:19:26.137
- Here you go, ladies.
- Thank you.

335
00:19:26.137 --> 00:19:28.130
- Now that's fancy.
- Thanks.

336
00:19:28.130 --> 00:19:29.330
- Yeah.

337
00:19:29.330 --> 00:19:31.710
- So, Lilly, did you find anything cool

338
00:19:31.710 --> 00:19:33.340
at the book store earlier this morning?

339
00:19:33.340 --> 00:19:34.840
- Ah, some things.

340
00:19:34.840 --> 00:19:36.850
Most of it was just written
about the witch trials,

341
00:19:36.850 --> 00:19:38.860
which is pretty overplayed
'cause that's all

342
00:19:38.860 --> 00:19:40.460
Salem is known for.

343
00:19:40.460 --> 00:19:42.550
- Speaking of the Salem Witch Trials,

344
00:19:42.550 --> 00:19:43.530
the place where I grew up,

345
00:19:43.530 --> 00:19:45.990
it had a town called Hexi
and it was actually famous

346
00:19:45.990 --> 00:19:47.400
for its witch.

347
00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:50.040
So apparently when this
little girl was growing up,

348
00:19:50.040 --> 00:19:52.460
her parents died and they
used to play doctor with her.

349
00:19:52.460 --> 00:19:54.950
So I don't really know what that means.

350
00:19:54.950 --> 00:19:58.280
But later on, as she
grew up, she, thank you.

351
00:19:58.280 --> 00:19:59.113
- Thank you.

352
00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.630
- She became a witch
and she cursed the land.

353
00:20:03.630 --> 00:20:07.180
And actually this one family
died from drinking, the water,

354
00:20:07.180 --> 00:20:10.800
the rabbits, the squirrels,
everything was poisoned.

355
00:20:10.800 --> 00:20:13.050
And later the constable
found her in her house

356
00:20:13.050 --> 00:20:15.100
with maggots in her head.

357
00:20:15.100 --> 00:20:17.360
So yeah, that's where I grew up.

358
00:20:17.360 --> 00:20:18.700
- I feel like you've been drinking

359
00:20:18.700 --> 00:20:20.910
just a little too much, Skylar.

360
00:20:20.910 --> 00:20:22.050
- No, I'm serious.

361
00:20:22.050 --> 00:20:23.480
This happened.

362
00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:26.160
- Well, if it is true,
hopefully there's a book on it,

363
00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:27.460
'Cause I'd like to read about it

364
00:20:27.460 --> 00:20:30.270
'cause that sounds right up my alley.

365
00:20:30.270 --> 00:20:31.341
- What a nerd.

366
00:20:31.341 --> 00:20:32.980
(all laugh)

367
00:20:32.980 --> 00:20:34.340
- Actually, this is really good.

368
00:20:34.340 --> 00:20:35.960
Good suggestion, Sky.

369
00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:37.220
- You're welcome.

370
00:20:37.220 --> 00:20:39.040
- Piper, we have another surprise for you.

371
00:20:39.040 --> 00:20:41.950
- What? You guys have
already outdone yourselves

372
00:20:41.950 --> 00:20:43.650
with all this birthday stuff.

373
00:20:43.650 --> 00:20:45.090
- Well, if you don't want the surprise,

374
00:20:45.090 --> 00:20:47.610
we'll just go to the mall
and spend it on ourselves.

375
00:20:47.610 --> 00:20:48.600
- No, no.

376
00:20:48.600 --> 00:20:49.850
What is it already?

377
00:20:49.850 --> 00:20:50.920
- Okay. Okay.

378
00:20:50.920 --> 00:20:52.580
Are you ready?
- Yes.

379
00:20:52.580 --> 00:20:54.130
- Lilly, will you do the honor?

380
00:20:55.020 --> 00:20:57.750
- So Piper, we are taking
you for a palm reading

381
00:20:57.750 --> 00:21:00.200
at this new psychic over on 14th Ave.

382
00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:02.050
She's supposed to be the best around,

383
00:21:02.050 --> 00:21:03.653
and she moved here from Ireland.

384
00:21:04.540 --> 00:21:05.480
- Jesus Christ.

385
00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:08.413
I hope it's not that gook, Madam Sapphire.

386
00:21:08.413 --> 00:21:10.860
- What the hell does her
moving here from Ireland

387
00:21:10.860 --> 00:21:12.950
have to do with her being the best around?

388
00:21:12.950 --> 00:21:15.750
I mean, who the fuck
reads palms in Ireland?

389
00:21:15.750 --> 00:21:17.900
- Well, Miss Know It
All, it just so happens

390
00:21:17.900 --> 00:21:21.100
that all the best palm readers
originate from Ireland.

391
00:21:21.100 --> 00:21:22.810
I read it in a book once.

392
00:21:22.810 --> 00:21:23.933
- Of course you did.

393
00:21:24.780 --> 00:21:27.680
Guys, what does it matter
where she came from?

394
00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:30.630
I'm just excited to get my fortune told.

395
00:21:30.630 --> 00:21:32.249
- I knew you'd love that.

396
00:21:32.249 --> 00:21:35.332
(upbeat rock music)

397
00:21:37.363 --> 00:21:38.626
It's a real umbrella.

398
00:21:38.626 --> 00:21:40.371
(all laugh)

399
00:21:40.371 --> 00:21:43.204
(hard rock music)

400
00:23:07.047 --> 00:23:09.880
(mystical music)

401
00:23:17.390 --> 00:23:19.380
- Yeah, fuck this.

402
00:23:19.380 --> 00:23:20.790
- Oh no, you don't.

403
00:23:20.790 --> 00:23:21.910
This is Piper's present

404
00:23:21.910 --> 00:23:24.360
and you're going to stick
with us until the end.

405
00:23:24.360 --> 00:23:27.380
- How did you even hear
about this place again?

406
00:23:27.380 --> 00:23:30.600
- I saw a flyer at the Chinese
restaurant outside yesterday.

407
00:23:30.600 --> 00:23:33.030
- Thank God it wasn't
a flyer for a circus.

408
00:23:33.030 --> 00:23:35.730
Don't even look at it like
anyone's even working here.

409
00:23:38.010 --> 00:23:40.420
- Who has come to see Madam Sapphire?

410
00:23:40.420 --> 00:23:42.663
- Oh, Christ.

411
00:23:43.660 --> 00:23:47.093
- There's no taking the Lord's
name in vain in this house.

412
00:23:50.575 --> 00:23:52.930
(mystical music)

413
00:23:52.930 --> 00:23:55.280
- You better not ruin
Piper's birthday present.

414
00:23:57.080 --> 00:24:00.668
- Come this way, young
ladies, and enter my chamber.

415
00:24:00.668 --> 00:24:03.501
(mystical music)

416
00:24:21.828 --> 00:24:23.411
Have a seat ladies.

417
00:24:40.980 --> 00:24:44.680
So girls, let me tell you
a little bit about myself.

418
00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:49.680
I was born in Ireland in the
middle of a beautiful meadow.

419
00:24:51.180 --> 00:24:52.970
My mother knew I was gonna be special

420
00:24:52.970 --> 00:24:56.523
because a morning star shot
from the sky that morning.

421
00:24:57.820 --> 00:25:01.870
I always knew all kinds of things.

422
00:25:01.870 --> 00:25:06.080
And I knew when my
mother was going to pass

423
00:25:06.080 --> 00:25:09.170
and I really didn't want to tell her that.

424
00:25:09.170 --> 00:25:12.133
So I hopped the plane
and I came to the U.S.

425
00:25:13.010 --> 00:25:15.310
and that's why I'm here today,

426
00:25:15.310 --> 00:25:16.948
to help people in distress.

427
00:25:16.948 --> 00:25:19.781
(mystical music)

428
00:25:24.470 --> 00:25:27.833
So Piper, I hear it's your birthday.

429
00:25:29.040 --> 00:25:32.290
- Um, I'm Piper, Madam Sapphire.

430
00:25:32.290 --> 00:25:34.370
- Shouldn't you have known that?

431
00:25:36.310 --> 00:25:39.823
- Well, do you girls have
your cell phones on you?

432
00:25:40.700 --> 00:25:41.653
- [All] Yeah.

433
00:25:42.580 --> 00:25:45.350
- It's scrambling my psychic signals.

434
00:25:45.350 --> 00:25:47.720
So you really need to turn
them off and hand them to me

435
00:25:47.720 --> 00:25:49.770
so I can put them in the lobby.

436
00:25:49.770 --> 00:25:51.763
- What, you mean your living room?

437
00:25:53.601 --> 00:25:55.684
(sighs)

438
00:26:01.130 --> 00:26:01.963
- Thank you.

439
00:26:09.068 --> 00:26:11.901
(phones clatter)

440
00:26:16.513 --> 00:26:19.763
So young Piper, let me see your hand.

441
00:26:24.090 --> 00:26:27.283
Ooh, your heart line is very strong.

442
00:26:27.283 --> 00:26:28.890
(ominous music)

443
00:26:28.890 --> 00:26:30.208
But your lifeline...

444
00:26:30.208 --> 00:26:32.519
(gasps)

445
00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:34.656
- What?

446
00:26:34.656 --> 00:26:37.570
(sighs)

447
00:26:37.570 --> 00:26:39.903
- Let's just move on to the tarot cards.

448
00:26:47.510 --> 00:26:49.513
Shuffle the cards please, Piper.

449
00:27:05.010 --> 00:27:06.133
Card one.

450
00:27:08.890 --> 00:27:09.913
The rainbow.

451
00:27:12.270 --> 00:27:15.520
Happiness, joy pleasure,

452
00:27:15.520 --> 00:27:17.960
peace and contentment.

453
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.343
Sounds like a wonderful start to your day.

454
00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:23.073
The hangman.

455
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:30.920
Transition, change and
reversal of one's way of life.

456
00:27:36.950 --> 00:27:38.443
The falling tower.

457
00:27:43.290 --> 00:27:45.083
Sudden change,

458
00:27:46.380 --> 00:27:50.823
abandonment and end of long friendships.

459
00:27:58.437 --> 00:28:01.210
(ominous music)

460
00:28:01.210 --> 00:28:02.043
The devil.

461
00:28:06.330 --> 00:28:08.820
- What? Why are you
looking at me that way?

462
00:28:08.820 --> 00:28:11.070
- Yeah, come on guys.
This place is bullshit.

463
00:28:12.808 --> 00:28:15.800
(ominous music)

464
00:28:15.800 --> 00:28:18.710
- Wait, you have to listen to me!

465
00:28:18.710 --> 00:28:20.563
You're in grave danger!

466
00:28:21.550 --> 00:28:23.613
- Get off of me, you crazy bitch!

467
00:28:38.410 --> 00:28:40.260
- Wait girls, you forgot your phones.

468
00:28:42.150 --> 00:28:43.693
Please be careful.

469
00:28:44.548 --> 00:28:47.465
(children playing)

470
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:05.230
- Thank God we're away
from that psychic bitch.

471
00:29:05.230 --> 00:29:07.430
- I know, we came here for a good time

472
00:29:07.430 --> 00:29:10.750
and she tries to soil our
evening with a black cloud.

473
00:29:10.750 --> 00:29:11.890
- How you feeling, Pipes?

474
00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:13.780
- I'm okay.

475
00:29:13.780 --> 00:29:15.960
How long till we get to Salem?

476
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:17.290
- Well, the band starts at nine,

477
00:29:17.290 --> 00:29:18.620
so we've gotta get on the road now

478
00:29:18.620 --> 00:29:21.012
because we have dinner yet to go.

479
00:29:21.012 --> 00:29:23.679
(upbeat music)

480
00:30:22.580 --> 00:30:24.590
- [Piper] Guys, I really
don't know how to thank you

481
00:30:24.590 --> 00:30:26.090
for such an amazing birthday.

482
00:30:26.090 --> 00:30:28.380
- Aw, oh, you're so welcome.

483
00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:29.490
How has the pedi?

484
00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:31.960
- Oh God, it was the
most relaxing experience

485
00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:34.720
I've had in forever and
the lady, she was so nice.

486
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:37.010
She hooked me up with
a pumpkin spice latte

487
00:30:37.010 --> 00:30:38.660
and an apple cider donut.

488
00:30:38.660 --> 00:30:41.490
- No way, a foot massage and a free latte?

489
00:30:41.490 --> 00:30:42.893
Sign me up for that shit.

490
00:30:43.810 --> 00:30:45.793
- Sounds like a daydream to me.

491
00:30:46.980 --> 00:30:48.010
- Well, you better take notes

492
00:30:48.010 --> 00:30:49.840
because my birthday's in a few months,

493
00:30:49.840 --> 00:30:53.573
but instead of pumpkin spice,
I want peppermint schnapps.

494
00:30:56.260 --> 00:30:58.110
- Well, I really can't believe you guys

495
00:30:58.110 --> 00:30:59.700
got us tickets for the show tonight.

496
00:30:59.700 --> 00:31:01.610
It's going to be a blast.

497
00:31:01.610 --> 00:31:04.960
- I cannot wait to see Marshall
and have him sing to me.

498
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:06.760
He's so fucking hot.

499
00:31:06.760 --> 00:31:09.450
- You didn't happen to get
us backstage passes, did you?

500
00:31:09.450 --> 00:31:12.550
- No, the 33rd row was
the best I could do.

501
00:31:12.550 --> 00:31:16.110
- That's cool. I'll take
them any way I can get them.

502
00:31:16.110 --> 00:31:18.519
- Hey guys, who's getting hungry?

503
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:19.436
- [All] Me!

504
00:31:21.244 --> 00:31:23.911
(gentle music)

505
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:59.117
- You're a sinner and you know it.

506
00:31:59.117 --> 00:32:01.543
You don't follow what's in here.

507
00:32:03.230 --> 00:32:05.433
You have man on man sex.

508
00:32:06.840 --> 00:32:07.673
Abortions.

509
00:32:08.730 --> 00:32:09.883
You kill babies.

510
00:32:10.780 --> 00:32:12.633
You do drugs and alcohol.

511
00:32:14.560 --> 00:32:16.183
You vote for the wrong side.

512
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:19.283
That's what you do.

513
00:32:21.120 --> 00:32:22.203
Sacrifice.

514
00:32:23.980 --> 00:32:25.860
Rainbows.

515
00:32:25.860 --> 00:32:27.013
Serpents.

516
00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:29.550
Are these things we need?

517
00:32:29.550 --> 00:32:31.748
- What is he talking about?
- Or things we just want?

518
00:32:31.748 --> 00:32:34.148
- I can't believe they
play this in restaurants.

519
00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:38.003
- You're a sinner and you know it.

520
00:32:38.003 --> 00:32:38.836
- You're a sinner

521
00:32:38.836 --> 00:32:39.753
and you know it.
- Because you don't follow

522
00:32:39.753 --> 00:32:41.323
- I know.
- what's in here.

523
00:32:42.470 --> 00:32:43.570
- Well, according to the internet,

524
00:32:43.570 --> 00:32:45.530
everything here's supposed to be amazing.

525
00:32:45.530 --> 00:32:48.060
- I know, I love places like this.

526
00:32:48.060 --> 00:32:49.490
- Small town charm, you know.
- These are things

527
00:32:49.490 --> 00:32:51.713
that are only going to hurt you.

528
00:32:51.713 --> 00:32:52.580
'Cause you're a sinner.

529
00:32:52.580 --> 00:32:54.530
- Don't even tell me.
- Mm-hmm.

530
00:32:54.530 --> 00:32:57.040
Mr. Smith himself.

531
00:32:57.040 --> 00:32:58.640
- I thought you were done with Nick.

532
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:02.723
- I was, but we've just been
together for so long, you know.

533
00:33:03.710 --> 00:33:05.510
- What do they even want this time?

534
00:33:05.510 --> 00:33:07.090
- He's been after me all day

535
00:33:07.090 --> 00:33:08.580
to go out tonight for my birthday.

536
00:33:08.580 --> 00:33:11.110
But I said I had plans with the girls

537
00:33:11.110 --> 00:33:13.303
and he's been texting me all day.

538
00:33:14.990 --> 00:33:18.507
- [Preacher] Why do you
think that these are sins?

539
00:33:18.507 --> 00:33:22.523
These are people who should be cast out.

540
00:33:22.523 --> 00:33:24.273
Don't you understand?

541
00:33:25.590 --> 00:33:26.568
I don't think...

542
00:33:26.568 --> 00:33:28.218
- Is that what you want to drink?

543
00:33:29.450 --> 00:33:31.280
- I'll have a diet cola.

544
00:33:31.280 --> 00:33:32.980
I'll have a regular cola.

545
00:33:32.980 --> 00:33:34.360
- I'll have a diet as well.

546
00:33:34.360 --> 00:33:36.010
- Can I just have water?
- Sure.

547
00:33:37.460 --> 00:33:39.380
- [Preacher] I'm just being
(indistinct) from sin.

548
00:33:39.380 --> 00:33:42.300
- Guys, she scared the shit out of me.

549
00:33:42.300 --> 00:33:43.780
- Well online said the food was great

550
00:33:43.780 --> 00:33:45.830
but they didn't say
anything about the service.

551
00:33:45.830 --> 00:33:47.070
- Well maybe I'll hop online

552
00:33:47.070 --> 00:33:48.693
and give them a little feedback.

553
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.210
- Oh man, look at all these choices.

554
00:33:55.210 --> 00:33:57.400
Biscuits and gravy is calling my name,

555
00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.800
but I think I'm actually gonna get

556
00:33:59.800 --> 00:34:01.310
a ham and cheese sandwich.

557
00:34:01.310 --> 00:34:03.814
- Biscuits and gravy at this hour?

558
00:34:03.814 --> 00:34:04.840
Gross.

559
00:34:04.840 --> 00:34:06.210
- Hey, she's a big girl.

560
00:34:06.210 --> 00:34:08.530
She can order what she wants.

561
00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:11.332
- I think I'm getting a corn dog.

562
00:34:11.332 --> 00:34:14.332
(preacher rambling)

563
00:34:17.949 --> 00:34:21.272
- [Preacher] If you can tell me

564
00:34:21.272 --> 00:34:25.052
what's truly wrong with this world...

565
00:34:25.052 --> 00:34:27.796
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

566
00:34:27.796 --> 00:34:30.658
- Thanks.
- You gotta sacrifice.

567
00:34:30.658 --> 00:34:32.480
- Thank you.

568
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.920
- Do you guys know what you'd like to eat?

569
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:38.060
- Um, yes, I'm gonna have

570
00:34:38.060 --> 00:34:40.230
the ham and cheese sandwich

571
00:34:40.230 --> 00:34:43.240
with beer-battered fries, please.

572
00:34:43.240 --> 00:34:46.440
- I'll have a cheeseburger
with onion rings.

573
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:47.720
- What do you want on your burger?

574
00:34:47.720 --> 00:34:49.695
- Ah, ketchup and mustard.

575
00:34:49.695 --> 00:34:51.021
(preacher rambling)

576
00:34:51.021 --> 00:34:53.612
- I'll have the chicken sandwich
with beer-battered fries.

577
00:34:53.612 --> 00:34:55.153
- Bread or a roll?

578
00:34:55.153 --> 00:34:55.986
- Bread.

579
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:02.800
- Can I have a corn dog and a side of

580
00:35:06.790 --> 00:35:07.663
mushrooms?

581
00:35:08.535 --> 00:35:09.368
- You got it.

582
00:35:12.697 --> 00:35:15.697
(preacher rambles)

583
00:35:24.096 --> 00:35:25.378
- Guys, there's this frame over there

584
00:35:25.378 --> 00:35:27.520
of this couple that says
customer of the month.

585
00:35:27.520 --> 00:35:29.070
I wonder what that's all about.

586
00:35:31.460 --> 00:35:33.580
- Hey, it's my birthday.

587
00:35:33.580 --> 00:35:36.100
Can I be the customer of the month today?

588
00:35:36.100 --> 00:35:37.330
- No.

589
00:35:37.330 --> 00:35:40.530
- So how do you become
customer of the month?

590
00:35:40.530 --> 00:35:42.750
- Whoever comes in the most
during the month previous

591
00:35:42.750 --> 00:35:44.256
is customer of the month.

592
00:35:44.256 --> 00:35:46.000
Graham and Emma are in
here almost every day,

593
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:48.804
having tea and biscuits for breakfast.

594
00:35:48.804 --> 00:35:50.839
- Ooh, all right.

595
00:35:50.839 --> 00:35:53.756
(preacher rambles)

596
00:35:55.208 --> 00:35:57.625
(all laugh)

597
00:36:02.190 --> 00:36:03.880
- Why did you bring that with you?

598
00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:05.754
- Because it's a real umbrella.

599
00:36:05.754 --> 00:36:07.970
(all laugh)

600
00:36:07.970 --> 00:36:08.803
- [Preacher] You're
gonna go straight to hell

601
00:36:08.803 --> 00:36:10.200
at this point.
- Yeah,

602
00:36:10.200 --> 00:36:11.033
- And you'll deserve it.
- Maddie.

603
00:36:11.033 --> 00:36:12.178
You're gonna go straight to hell.

604
00:36:12.178 --> 00:36:13.280
(all laugh)

605
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:17.160
- I'm really going to hell if
you can't have even one drink.

606
00:36:17.160 --> 00:36:19.433
- Right, we were just at the strip club.

607
00:36:23.900 --> 00:36:26.299
- What brings you girls to town today?

608
00:36:26.299 --> 00:36:28.290
- Oh, just going to a concert.

609
00:36:28.290 --> 00:36:29.460
- Concert?

610
00:36:29.460 --> 00:36:31.600
There's nothing going on around here.

611
00:36:31.600 --> 00:36:32.480
- It's in Salem.

612
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:35.590
You see, we're all going
together for her birthday.

613
00:36:35.590 --> 00:36:37.400
- Oh, which way are you headed?

614
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:40.310
- Um, North 33.

615
00:36:40.310 --> 00:36:42.100
About two hours away from here.

616
00:36:42.100 --> 00:36:45.050
- Well, whatever you do, you
make sure you stay on 33.

617
00:36:45.050 --> 00:36:46.410
Don't take any shortcuts

618
00:36:46.410 --> 00:36:48.660
and don't go on School House Road.

619
00:36:48.660 --> 00:36:50.960
You don't wanna end up there. Trust me.

620
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:51.950
Enjoy your meal.

621
00:36:51.950 --> 00:36:54.200
- [Preacher] His house, you
don't follow the rules...

622
00:36:54.200 --> 00:36:55.869
- What was that all about?

623
00:36:55.869 --> 00:36:57.137
- I don't know.

624
00:36:57.137 --> 00:36:58.839
(preacher rambles)

625
00:36:58.839 --> 00:37:01.884
(ketchup squirts)

626
00:37:01.884 --> 00:37:03.365
- Hey guys. Mm.

627
00:37:03.365 --> 00:37:05.698
(all laugh)

628
00:37:07.512 --> 00:37:08.345
- Funny.

629
00:37:10.450 --> 00:37:11.343
- [Preacher] That's a sin.

630
00:37:13.385 --> 00:37:14.323
Your life is...

631
00:37:14.323 --> 00:37:16.593
- That was a really good home-cooked meal.

632
00:37:17.430 --> 00:37:21.920
- Now all I need is a tall glass of vodka.

633
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.673
- That's the last thing you need.

634
00:37:25.010 --> 00:37:27.680
- It feels like we've been
waiting for this check forever.

635
00:37:27.680 --> 00:37:30.460
- No wonder, she's all over
that guy in the corner.

636
00:37:30.460 --> 00:37:33.020
- [Waitress] Pay attention to me.

637
00:37:33.020 --> 00:37:34.830
- Um, excuse me?

638
00:37:34.830 --> 00:37:36.923
Could we please have our check?

639
00:37:38.346 --> 00:37:41.263
(preacher rambles)

640
00:37:43.958 --> 00:37:44.791
- Thanks.

641
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:55.820
- Now remember what I said.

642
00:37:55.820 --> 00:37:57.920
You guys wanna stay off School House Road.

643
00:37:59.067 --> 00:37:59.900
- Thanks.

644
00:38:01.660 --> 00:38:02.900
- Well, we better get going.

645
00:38:02.900 --> 00:38:05.470
I'm not going to miss Marshall
singing his love songs

646
00:38:05.470 --> 00:38:06.463
without a shirt on.

647
00:38:07.301 --> 00:38:09.009
- I know he's so dreamy.

648
00:38:09.009 --> 00:38:11.676
(ominous music)

649
00:38:13.495 --> 00:38:16.328
(crickets chirp)

650
00:38:21.660 --> 00:38:24.320
- Well there's still some
travel time left in the trip.

651
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.310
We might as well play a
game of truth or dare.

652
00:38:27.310 --> 00:38:29.760
- What? How are we gonna
do dares in the car?

653
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.810
- Okay then. Truth, truth.

654
00:38:32.810 --> 00:38:34.443
- I don't know about that guys.

655
00:38:35.583 --> 00:38:37.596
- Why, do you have something to hide?

656
00:38:37.596 --> 00:38:38.470
- Ha, ha.

657
00:38:38.470 --> 00:38:40.713
We all know you have nothing to hide.

658
00:38:45.040 --> 00:38:46.470
Well, who's gonna go first?

659
00:38:46.470 --> 00:38:47.870
- Oh, me, me.

660
00:38:47.870 --> 00:38:49.940
- Okay, Piper. You can go first.

661
00:38:49.940 --> 00:38:51.920
- Piper, have you ever smoked weed?

662
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.510
- (scoffs) Who hasn't?

663
00:38:54.510 --> 00:38:58.910
- Uh-oh, somebody better
call Rehab Anonymous.

664
00:38:58.910 --> 00:39:02.350
- It's Alcoholics Anonymous, genius.

665
00:39:02.350 --> 00:39:05.270
- Oh, okay. Act like you never did.

666
00:39:05.270 --> 00:39:06.830
- Okay. Okay.

667
00:39:06.830 --> 00:39:08.310
Who's next?

668
00:39:08.310 --> 00:39:09.273
- Me, do me.

669
00:39:10.190 --> 00:39:11.610
- Okay, Lilly.

670
00:39:11.610 --> 00:39:14.263
Have you ever stolen a
book from the library?

671
00:39:15.270 --> 00:39:18.620
- Why would I do that when
I can rent them for free?

672
00:39:18.620 --> 00:39:21.620
- I don't know what kind of
twisted book fantasies you have.

673
00:39:22.500 --> 00:39:23.960
- Good Lord, Skylar. All right.

674
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:25.450
It's your turn.

675
00:39:25.450 --> 00:39:26.980
- Okay. Hit me.

676
00:39:26.980 --> 00:39:29.470
- How many people have you slept with?

677
00:39:29.470 --> 00:39:33.590
- Well, there was Cameron from last night,

678
00:39:33.590 --> 00:39:38.517
Joshua from last week and
Kyle from this morning.

679
00:39:38.517 --> 00:39:40.790
(chuckles)
(scoffs)

680
00:39:40.790 --> 00:39:41.623
What?

681
00:39:42.460 --> 00:39:45.050
- Okay, who's next?
- Me, me.

682
00:39:45.050 --> 00:39:46.900
- Okay, so we all know
you've been crushing

683
00:39:46.900 --> 00:39:48.710
on that boy from the supermarket.

684
00:39:48.710 --> 00:39:50.407
How far have you went with him?

685
00:39:50.407 --> 00:39:52.670
- (sighs) Could we ask something else?

686
00:39:52.670 --> 00:39:54.860
- No. That's your question.

687
00:39:54.860 --> 00:39:56.783
- I haven't even gone on a date with him.

688
00:39:58.096 --> 00:40:00.763
(gentle music)

689
00:40:39.140 --> 00:40:40.770
- Any signs of life?

690
00:40:40.770 --> 00:40:43.200
- Yeah, really. Aren't we gonna be late?

691
00:40:43.200 --> 00:40:44.700
- Well, I really can't drive any faster

692
00:40:44.700 --> 00:40:46.844
with the tires that I have.

693
00:40:46.844 --> 00:40:49.427
(gentle music)

694
00:41:07.414 --> 00:41:09.654
(car sputters)

695
00:41:09.654 --> 00:41:10.487
Oh no.

696
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:13.084
- Are you fucking kidding me?

697
00:41:13.084 --> 00:41:15.751
(car sputters)

698
00:41:25.830 --> 00:41:27.253
- What, what's going on?

699
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:30.670
- Stop it already.
- Hey, I'm not

700
00:41:30.670 --> 00:41:31.600
fucking around this time.

701
00:41:31.600 --> 00:41:33.551
We're having car trouble.

702
00:41:33.551 --> 00:41:35.690
- (sighs) You've got to be joking, right?

703
00:41:35.690 --> 00:41:36.563
- I wish.

704
00:41:37.819 --> 00:41:40.210
- And when's the last time
you put oil on this thing?

705
00:41:40.210 --> 00:41:41.910
- Literally yesterday.

706
00:41:41.910 --> 00:41:43.420
- Oh, so you can change your oil,

707
00:41:43.420 --> 00:41:45.103
but you can't change your tires?

708
00:41:46.120 --> 00:41:47.533
- So now what do we do?

709
00:41:49.720 --> 00:41:50.820
- Well, I got nothing.

710
00:41:52.180 --> 00:41:53.093
- Me, either.

711
00:41:54.640 --> 00:41:56.800
- Guys. This is serious.

712
00:41:56.800 --> 00:41:58.020
We're in the middle of nowhere,

713
00:41:58.020 --> 00:42:01.060
we have no cell service and we
haven't passed a gas station

714
00:42:01.060 --> 00:42:03.770
or anything in like how long?

715
00:42:03.770 --> 00:42:06.260
- Good Lord. What a way to wake up.

716
00:42:06.260 --> 00:42:08.280
Can we at least roll down
the windows or something?

717
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:09.820
Get some fresh air.

718
00:42:09.820 --> 00:42:11.266
- Yeah, here.

719
00:42:11.266 --> 00:42:14.494
(window rolls down)

720
00:42:14.494 --> 00:42:17.244
(insects chirp)

721
00:42:18.430 --> 00:42:19.761
- Guys, I have to pee

722
00:42:19.761 --> 00:42:21.560
- (scoffs) Skylar, right now?

723
00:42:21.560 --> 00:42:23.010
Really?
- I'm sorry.

724
00:42:23.010 --> 00:42:26.010
My bladder works overtime when
I'm nervous and when I drink.

725
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:28.280
- Okay. Just be careful.

726
00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:29.933
- Okay. Thanks.

727
00:42:47.432 --> 00:42:48.721
(buckle jangles)

728
00:42:48.721 --> 00:42:51.156
(zipper unzips)

729
00:42:51.156 --> 00:42:53.989
(urine trickles)

730
00:43:18.720 --> 00:43:20.820
Guys, you will not
believe what I just found.

731
00:43:20.820 --> 00:43:22.050
There's a building up there.

732
00:43:22.050 --> 00:43:23.500
- A what?

733
00:43:23.500 --> 00:43:25.230
- What type of building?
Did you see anyone?

734
00:43:25.230 --> 00:43:26.500
Any lights?

735
00:43:26.500 --> 00:43:28.540
- It's looks like an old school,

736
00:43:28.540 --> 00:43:30.730
but not lights that I saw.

737
00:43:30.730 --> 00:43:31.780
- What are we waiting for?

738
00:43:31.780 --> 00:43:33.770
Let's get out of here.

739
00:43:33.770 --> 00:43:36.170
- Well, it looks like our only option.

740
00:43:36.170 --> 00:43:38.800
- Well, yeah, but I'm kind of scared.

741
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.610
- Yeah, I get that, but
someone might be up there

742
00:43:40.610 --> 00:43:41.580
to help us with the car.

743
00:43:41.580 --> 00:43:43.193
- Yeah. Come on, Pipes.

744
00:43:44.699 --> 00:43:47.363
- (sighs) Okay. Let's go.

745
00:43:49.108 --> 00:43:54.108
(ominous music)
(wind whistles)

746
00:44:13.072 --> 00:44:15.040
(water splashes)

747
00:44:15.040 --> 00:44:15.873
- Fuck!

748
00:44:15.873 --> 00:44:20.801
(ominous music)
(wind whistles)

749
00:44:23.441 --> 00:44:25.750
- It looks like an old school.

750
00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:27.130
- Fuck.
- What?

751
00:44:27.130 --> 00:44:29.327
- That crazy at the restaurant,
she wrote on our bill,

752
00:44:29.327 --> 00:44:32.290
"Do not go down Schoolhouse Road."

753
00:44:32.290 --> 00:44:34.540
Guessing we made a wrong turn.

754
00:44:34.540 --> 00:44:36.380
- Oh my God.

755
00:44:36.380 --> 00:44:38.340
- Well, we can always make the best of it.

756
00:44:38.340 --> 00:44:39.590
It's getting dark soon.

757
00:44:39.590 --> 00:44:41.693
We're gonna have to walk
for help in the morning.

758
00:44:43.973 --> 00:44:45.741
Well, let's get walking.

759
00:44:45.741 --> 00:44:48.408
(wind whistles)

760
00:44:55.959 --> 00:44:58.626
(ominous music)

761
00:45:14.449 --> 00:45:17.116
(wind whistles)

762
00:45:21.513 --> 00:45:24.096
(door creaks)

763
00:45:33.263 --> 00:45:36.550
Well, it certainly looks
like school's not in session.

764
00:45:36.550 --> 00:45:39.360
- No shit. I'm not sure
if I should laugh or cry.

765
00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:40.940
- I know, right?

766
00:45:40.940 --> 00:45:42.010
- I'm just glad we're inside.

767
00:45:42.010 --> 00:45:43.903
I could not be outside all day.

768
00:45:45.270 --> 00:45:47.090
- Hey, birthday girl.

769
00:45:47.090 --> 00:45:48.563
Why don't you go first?

770
00:45:56.500 --> 00:45:59.370
- When you think the
last person was in here?

771
00:45:59.370 --> 00:46:00.460
- Mm, from the look of it,

772
00:46:00.460 --> 00:46:02.893
I'd say I have no fucking clue.

773
00:46:20.959 --> 00:46:23.542
(water drips)

774
00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:29.273
- Well, does anybody have
to go to the bathroom?

775
00:46:29.273 --> 00:46:31.133
- Geez, I wish I would've known.

776
00:46:32.020 --> 00:46:34.440
- By the looks of it, looks
like it's been a while

777
00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:37.890
since the cleaning lady graced
the rooms of this place.

778
00:46:44.386 --> 00:46:45.940
- Where do you think they go?

779
00:46:45.940 --> 00:46:47.560
- How do you think I know?

780
00:46:47.560 --> 00:46:49.871
- Well, they probably go upstairs.

781
00:46:49.871 --> 00:46:50.920
(scoffs)
We're not gonna

782
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:52.520
get anywhere just standing here.

783
00:47:05.500 --> 00:47:07.937
(loud clatter)
(all gasp)

784
00:47:07.937 --> 00:47:09.768
What the hell was that?

785
00:47:09.768 --> 00:47:12.163
- I'm not sure about this exploring thing.

786
00:47:13.530 --> 00:47:16.145
- I'm sure that the
building's just settling.

787
00:47:16.145 --> 00:47:20.228
- Shouldn't a place this
old have settled by now?

788
00:47:30.651 --> 00:47:32.843
(ominous music)

789
00:47:32.843 --> 00:47:34.577
I don't think we should keep looking.

790
00:47:34.577 --> 00:47:36.453
- (scoffs) Don't be such a pussy.

791
00:47:36.453 --> 00:47:39.120
(ominous music)

792
00:47:46.272 --> 00:47:48.770
(loud bang)
What the fuck was that?

793
00:47:48.770 --> 00:47:50.800
- Maybe we should just go back to the car.

794
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:53.650
- And what? Get attacked
by bear in broad daylight?

795
00:47:53.650 --> 00:47:56.400
- Well, if we stay here,
we might be dead too.

796
00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:57.430
- It's fine.

797
00:47:57.430 --> 00:47:58.530
Let's just keep going.

798
00:47:59.814 --> 00:48:02.564
(ominous music)

799
00:48:13.060 --> 00:48:14.373
- Hey, wait up guys.

800
00:48:24.312 --> 00:48:26.180
- Do you guys know those
sounds we just heard?

801
00:48:26.180 --> 00:48:27.640
They remind me a lot of the sounds

802
00:48:27.640 --> 00:48:30.005
I used to hear at my grandma's
house when I was little.

803
00:48:30.005 --> 00:48:33.003
- What, did your grandparents
live in a haunted school too?

804
00:48:33.910 --> 00:48:35.470
- Funny, no.

805
00:48:35.470 --> 00:48:36.580
But when I was little
and I'd spend the night,

806
00:48:36.580 --> 00:48:39.430
I'd hear these sounds
all the time at night.

807
00:48:39.430 --> 00:48:41.830
And she explained to me that
they came from the pipes

808
00:48:41.830 --> 00:48:43.740
from the furnace in the basement.

809
00:48:43.740 --> 00:48:46.260
- What, do you think
this place has a furnace?

810
00:48:46.260 --> 00:48:47.960
- I mean, probably.

811
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:51.090
So that's probably where
the noises are coming from.

812
00:48:51.090 --> 00:48:53.160
Do you wanna go check it out?

813
00:48:53.160 --> 00:48:55.610
- Well, maybe two of us should
stay up here and walk around

814
00:48:55.610 --> 00:48:58.003
and the other two check the basement area.

815
00:48:59.080 --> 00:49:00.710
- I don't know why someone always suggests

816
00:49:00.710 --> 00:49:03.019
to split up at the dumbest time.

817
00:49:03.019 --> 00:49:04.810
(ominous music)

818
00:49:04.810 --> 00:49:07.630
- Lilly, do you wanna come
with me to the basement?

819
00:49:07.630 --> 00:49:09.673
Lilly? Hello?

820
00:49:11.591 --> 00:49:13.183
- Oh, yeah, that's fine.

821
00:49:15.472 --> 00:49:16.786
- Good luck, guys.

822
00:49:16.786 --> 00:49:19.453
(ominous music)

823
00:49:25.458 --> 00:49:27.625
Lilly, what are you doing?

824
00:49:30.205 --> 00:49:32.356
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

825
00:49:32.356 --> 00:49:34.606
I just feel a little weird.

826
00:49:35.863 --> 00:49:37.570
- I hope that world famous diner

827
00:49:37.570 --> 00:49:39.402
didn't give you food poisoning.

828
00:49:39.402 --> 00:49:40.782
- You think?

829
00:49:40.782 --> 00:49:42.021
- All right, kiddo.

830
00:49:42.021 --> 00:49:44.771
(ominous music)

831
00:49:55.093 --> 00:49:59.270
Some birthday surprise
this turned out to be, huh?

832
00:49:59.270 --> 00:50:01.140
- I mean, there's no way that any of us

833
00:50:01.140 --> 00:50:02.871
could have known this was gonna happen.

834
00:50:02.871 --> 00:50:05.010
- I guess it's just the luck of the draw.

835
00:50:05.010 --> 00:50:07.314
And poor Piper.

836
00:50:07.314 --> 00:50:09.664
(sighs) You know, I wanted
to see that concert.

837
00:50:10.586 --> 00:50:12.236
I guess there's always next year.

838
00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:15.090
There's no way we're
getting out of here tonight.

839
00:50:15.090 --> 00:50:15.990
What do you think?

840
00:50:17.900 --> 00:50:18.872
Hey!

841
00:50:18.872 --> 00:50:19.900
(snaps fingers)

842
00:50:19.900 --> 00:50:22.632
Hey, what are you doing?

843
00:50:22.632 --> 00:50:25.450
- Ah, yeah, uh, I don't know.

844
00:50:27.563 --> 00:50:30.230
- What the hell is wrong with you?

845
00:50:30.230 --> 00:50:31.400
- It's nothing, I'm just stressed out

846
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:33.520
about this whole situation.

847
00:50:33.520 --> 00:50:34.920
- Okay. I was just worried.

848
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.090
You really had me
freaked out for a second.

849
00:50:37.090 --> 00:50:39.130
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry.

850
00:50:39.130 --> 00:50:40.920
- Okay. Let's keep going.

851
00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:42.060
We have to find the furnace.

852
00:50:42.060 --> 00:50:43.366
It's gonna be a long, cold night.

853
00:50:43.366 --> 00:50:46.116
(wind whistles)

854
00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:50.250
- I'm sorry your birthday
turned out this way.

855
00:50:50.250 --> 00:50:52.965
- Oh, it's okay. At least I'm
here with my best friends.

856
00:50:52.965 --> 00:50:53.798
- Aw.

857
00:50:56.070 --> 00:50:58.830
- I really hope the girls are
finding that furnace okay.

858
00:50:58.830 --> 00:51:00.110
- Yeah, me too, I really wanna know

859
00:51:00.110 --> 00:51:01.823
where those noises are coming from.

860
00:51:02.740 --> 00:51:05.440
- Hey, look, another set of stairs.

861
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:07.560
- Hmm, this building
does not look that tall

862
00:51:07.560 --> 00:51:08.750
from the outside.

863
00:51:08.750 --> 00:51:10.210
- Do you wanna take 'em?

864
00:51:10.210 --> 00:51:13.050
- I mean, we don't know
how far the others got.

865
00:51:13.050 --> 00:51:14.460
We probably should have got a plan

866
00:51:14.460 --> 00:51:15.821
to meet up with them later.

867
00:51:15.821 --> 00:51:18.140
- Well, it's a little too late for that.

868
00:51:18.140 --> 00:51:20.443
- No doubt. Well, let's give them a try.

869
00:51:21.289 --> 00:51:24.039
(ominous music)

870
00:51:31.717 --> 00:51:34.384
- Ooh, look at this small space.

871
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:36.538
Oh my God.
- What?

872
00:51:36.538 --> 00:51:37.778
- Look what I found.

873
00:51:37.778 --> 00:51:40.350
(ominous music)

874
00:51:40.350 --> 00:51:41.700
- What the fuck?

875
00:51:41.700 --> 00:51:43.160
- How the hell did this get here?

876
00:51:43.160 --> 00:51:44.403
- I have no idea.

877
00:51:45.340 --> 00:51:46.260
- Do you think we should show Lilly?

878
00:51:46.260 --> 00:51:48.660
You know how much she loves books.

879
00:51:48.660 --> 00:51:51.200
- Hell no. She's been
acting all sickly and weird.

880
00:51:51.200 --> 00:51:54.220
The last thing she needs is
to worry about another book.

881
00:51:54.220 --> 00:51:55.053
- You're right.

882
00:51:56.020 --> 00:51:56.853
(book thuds)
Maybe I shouldn't

883
00:51:56.853 --> 00:51:58.010
even touched it.

884
00:51:58.010 --> 00:51:59.190
- I don't think touching it will have

885
00:51:59.190 --> 00:52:00.230
any negative side effects,

886
00:52:00.230 --> 00:52:02.180
but it should definitely just stay there.

887
00:52:02.180 --> 00:52:03.740
- For sure, and we're not going

888
00:52:03.740 --> 00:52:05.860
to tell the other two we found it either.

889
00:52:05.860 --> 00:52:07.575
- Right, I agree.

890
00:52:07.575 --> 00:52:10.492
(furnace whirring)

891
00:52:13.352 --> 00:52:14.670
- Hmm.
- It sounds like

892
00:52:14.670 --> 00:52:16.530
I can hear a furnace.

893
00:52:16.530 --> 00:52:18.860
- Yeah. Maybe it's already running.

894
00:52:18.860 --> 00:52:21.450
- That's probably why the
lights and everything are on.

895
00:52:21.450 --> 00:52:23.670
- That's true. So we'll get warm soon.

896
00:52:23.670 --> 00:52:24.785
- Yeah.

897
00:52:24.785 --> 00:52:26.773
It's so gross in here.

898
00:52:28.370 --> 00:52:30.910
- When do you think this place was built?

899
00:52:30.910 --> 00:52:33.556
- I don't know. Probably the 1700's.

900
00:52:33.556 --> 00:52:34.740
- (chuckles) That's true.

901
00:52:34.740 --> 00:52:37.150
Can you imagine going to school here?

902
00:52:37.150 --> 00:52:39.560
- Yeah, I don't even know
what you would learn about.

903
00:52:39.560 --> 00:52:41.396
What's history before history?

904
00:52:41.396 --> 00:52:43.020
(both chuckle)

905
00:52:43.020 --> 00:52:44.220
- Since we already found the furnace,

906
00:52:44.220 --> 00:52:46.200
maybe we should go find the girls.

907
00:52:46.200 --> 00:52:48.320
- Yeah, we should probably
start looking for 'em soon.

908
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:51.204
It might take a while with
how big this place is.

909
00:52:51.204 --> 00:52:52.430
I feel like we're going in circles

910
00:52:52.430 --> 00:52:54.830
and it's starting to make
me feel a little sick.

911
00:52:56.460 --> 00:52:58.084
- Let's go.

912
00:52:58.084 --> 00:52:59.009
(body thuds)

913
00:52:59.009 --> 00:53:00.883
Oh, my fucking God.

914
00:53:02.090 --> 00:53:04.830
Found the coal for the furnace.

915
00:53:04.830 --> 00:53:06.429
- Hey.

916
00:53:06.429 --> 00:53:08.230
- Hey, hey, hey, what?

917
00:53:08.230 --> 00:53:09.713
I'm covered in shit here.

918
00:53:12.640 --> 00:53:15.150
- I'm gonna go get some help.

919
00:53:15.150 --> 00:53:16.840
I need my jacket.

920
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:18.530
- Help? I don't need help.

921
00:53:18.530 --> 00:53:19.740
Where are you going?

922
00:53:19.740 --> 00:53:21.910
We need to stick together.

923
00:53:21.910 --> 00:53:22.743
Oh!

924
00:53:24.101 --> 00:53:26.850
Oh, this is my good outfit!

925
00:53:26.850 --> 00:53:29.600
Where am I supposed to get
cleaned up in a place like this?

926
00:53:29.600 --> 00:53:31.090
Lilly?

927
00:53:31.090 --> 00:53:31.943
Lilly?

928
00:53:38.949 --> 00:53:41.116
What the hell's back here?

929
00:54:14.520 --> 00:54:15.717
No fucking way.

930
00:54:20.084 --> 00:54:21.898
(water sprays)

931
00:54:21.898 --> 00:54:23.934
I can't believe this shit works.

932
00:54:23.934 --> 00:54:25.737
I feel so fucking dirty.

933
00:54:25.737 --> 00:54:28.154
(soft music)

934
00:55:59.069 --> 00:56:01.652
(water sprays)

935
00:56:03.099 --> 00:56:05.599
(water drips)

936
00:56:17.501 --> 00:56:18.831
(sighs)

937
00:56:18.831 --> 00:56:20.806
(intense music)

938
00:56:20.806 --> 00:56:21.833
Lilly!

939
00:56:21.833 --> 00:56:26.500
(snarls)
(flesh tears)

940
00:56:32.207 --> 00:56:34.294
(snarls)

941
00:56:34.294 --> 00:56:36.565
(flesh tears)

942
00:56:36.565 --> 00:56:39.232
(intense music)

943
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.590
(ominous music)

944
00:57:05.659 --> 00:57:06.492
- Hello?

945
00:57:07.802 --> 00:57:09.052
Can I help you?

946
00:57:15.128 --> 00:57:17.878
Hey, um, what are you doing here?

947
00:57:19.005 --> 00:57:20.922
(ominous music)

948
00:57:20.922 --> 00:57:23.589
(intense music)

949
00:57:43.032 --> 00:57:45.115
(groans)

950
00:57:48.634 --> 00:57:50.884
(snarling)

951
00:57:59.313 --> 00:58:01.790
(screams)
(flesh squelches)

952
00:58:01.790 --> 00:58:03.873
(growls)

953
00:58:04.844 --> 00:58:09.844
(chomping)
(flesh squishes)

954
00:58:16.680 --> 00:58:19.033
- Oh my God. This place goes on forever.

955
00:58:19.900 --> 00:58:22.260
- I know it's like a fucking labyrinth.

956
00:58:22.260 --> 00:58:23.140
- Don't say that.

957
00:58:23.140 --> 00:58:24.600
That reminds me of the one movie

958
00:58:24.600 --> 00:58:26.750
where that guy chases the kid with the ax

959
00:58:26.750 --> 00:58:28.730
in the maze in the snow.

960
00:58:28.730 --> 00:58:31.398
(scoffs)

961
00:58:31.398 --> 00:58:33.550
Well, since you brought
up the size of this place,

962
00:58:33.550 --> 00:58:35.610
I was thinking maybe we should just stay

963
00:58:35.610 --> 00:58:36.543
in one place for right now.

964
00:58:36.543 --> 00:58:38.610
We don't have the slightest clue

965
00:58:38.610 --> 00:58:40.570
where Lilly and Skylar are.

966
00:58:40.570 --> 00:58:42.720
In case they pass through.

967
00:58:42.720 --> 00:58:43.930
- I know, believe me, I know.

968
00:58:43.930 --> 00:58:45.450
I've been thinking about that.

969
00:58:45.450 --> 00:58:47.037
- So what do you wanna do?

970
00:58:47.037 --> 00:58:48.200
- What do I wanna do?

971
00:58:48.200 --> 00:58:50.440
I wanna get a huge cheeseburger

972
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:51.810
and then get a foot massage

973
00:58:51.810 --> 00:58:53.970
and then watch "Dark Shade Creek."

974
00:58:53.970 --> 00:58:55.860
That movie scares the shit out of me.

975
00:58:55.860 --> 00:58:57.370
- I know, right?

976
00:58:57.370 --> 00:58:58.640
I watched that last Halloween

977
00:58:58.640 --> 00:59:00.880
on the "Horror Movie Marathon."

978
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:02.360
- Oh, I love Halloween.

979
00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:03.690
This kind of feels like Halloween,

980
00:59:03.690 --> 00:59:05.860
except we're getting more of the tricks

981
00:59:05.860 --> 00:59:07.183
rather than the treats.

982
00:59:07.183 --> 00:59:09.933
(ominous music)

983
00:59:27.331 --> 00:59:31.081
- Hmm, this GPS tracker
took me right to her.

984
00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:32.793
Where the hell is this?

985
00:59:32.793 --> 00:59:34.530
I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere.

986
00:59:36.463 --> 00:59:39.213
(ominous music)

987
00:59:43.452 --> 00:59:45.863
Well looky what we have here.

988
00:59:57.400 --> 00:59:58.650
I knew I'd find her here.

989
01:00:09.340 --> 01:00:10.825
Where the hell are they at?

990
01:00:10.825 --> 01:00:13.370
(ominous music)

991
01:00:13.370 --> 01:00:14.203
Piper?

992
01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:27.560
What the hell's a school
doing all the way out here?

993
01:00:28.998 --> 01:00:31.996
It's probably where the
Illuminati have their orgies.

994
01:00:31.996 --> 01:00:34.663
(ominous music)

995
01:00:43.944 --> 01:00:46.444
(door creaks)

996
01:01:06.290 --> 01:01:07.233
Girls?

997
01:01:12.100 --> 01:01:13.550
Piper, I know you're in here.

998
01:01:18.548 --> 01:01:21.215
(ominous music)

999
01:01:24.363 --> 01:01:26.362
(intense music)

1000
01:01:26.362 --> 01:01:28.677
- (sighs) I have to pee so bad.

1001
01:01:29.766 --> 01:01:30.930
- Really, Maddie?

1002
01:01:30.930 --> 01:01:31.790
Right now?

1003
01:01:31.790 --> 01:01:34.334
- Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

1004
01:01:34.334 --> 01:01:36.240
(sighs)

1005
01:01:36.240 --> 01:01:39.590
Plus I kind of overdid it
today with the sports drinks.

1006
01:01:39.590 --> 01:01:41.960
I was so hungover I'm
from drinking last night.

1007
01:01:41.960 --> 01:01:43.670
- I don't need to hear that kind of shit.

1008
01:01:43.670 --> 01:01:45.030
You're how old? You should be able

1009
01:01:45.030 --> 01:01:46.323
to handle yourself by now.

1010
01:01:46.323 --> 01:01:48.030
- I don't need your motherly lectures,

1011
01:01:48.030 --> 01:01:50.060
I just need a restroom.

1012
01:01:50.060 --> 01:01:52.670
- Well, what are we gonna do
if the girls come through?

1013
01:01:52.670 --> 01:01:55.340
I thought the deal was that
we were gonna stay in one spot

1014
01:01:55.340 --> 01:01:56.750
so we wouldn't miss them.

1015
01:01:56.750 --> 01:01:58.810
- Well would you rather stay here?

1016
01:01:58.810 --> 01:02:01.230
- No freaking way am I staying here alone

1017
01:02:01.230 --> 01:02:03.070
in this hell hole.
- Well then I suggest

1018
01:02:03.070 --> 01:02:03.979
you follow me.

1019
01:02:03.979 --> 01:02:06.896
(thunder rumbles)

1020
01:02:19.779 --> 01:02:21.255
- I don't remember any of this.

1021
01:02:21.255 --> 01:02:23.210
Are you sure we're going the right way?

1022
01:02:23.210 --> 01:02:25.367
- Yeah, it's right up here.

1023
01:02:25.367 --> 01:02:27.700
- We should just look
downstairs for a bathroom.

1024
01:02:27.700 --> 01:02:29.649
This is like walking in circles.

1025
01:02:29.649 --> 01:02:32.312
(ominous music)

1026
01:02:32.312 --> 01:02:33.990
(floor creaks)

1027
01:02:33.990 --> 01:02:35.157
- Ah...
- What?

1028
01:02:36.250 --> 01:02:37.364
- Is that Lilly?

1029
01:02:37.364 --> 01:02:39.599
(ominous music)

1030
01:02:39.599 --> 01:02:42.182
(floor creaks)

1031
01:02:52.165 --> 01:02:54.915
(intense music)

1032
01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.200
Lilly, what the hell are you doing?

1033
01:03:00.200 --> 01:03:01.487
Where's Skylar?

1034
01:03:01.487 --> 01:03:04.154
(ominous music)

1035
01:03:11.710 --> 01:03:14.127
(clattering)

1036
01:03:19.540 --> 01:03:22.540
(lightning strikes)

1037
01:03:28.601 --> 01:03:31.268
(intense music)

1038
01:03:33.518 --> 01:03:34.764
(screams)

1039
01:03:34.764 --> 01:03:37.431
(ominous music)

1040
01:03:49.092 --> 01:03:51.842
(footsteps thud)

1041
01:04:03.463 --> 01:04:05.799
(footsteps thud)

1042
01:04:05.799 --> 01:04:07.083
- Skylar!

1043
01:04:07.083 --> 01:04:07.916
Help me!

1044
01:04:07.916 --> 01:04:10.583
(ominous music)

1045
01:04:11.594 --> 01:04:12.766
Skylar!

1046
01:04:12.766 --> 01:04:13.599
Skylar!

1047
01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.266
(ominous music)

1048
01:04:24.900 --> 01:04:27.612
(sobs)

1049
01:04:27.612 --> 01:04:30.966
- Maddie, please don't run away.

1050
01:04:30.966 --> 01:04:33.591
I don't know what's wrong with me.

1051
01:04:33.591 --> 01:04:35.367
Maddie, I don't feel so good.

1052
01:04:35.367 --> 01:04:39.826
(sobs) Can you help me, please?

1053
01:04:39.826 --> 01:04:41.076
Maddie, please!

1054
01:04:42.214 --> 01:04:44.131
(sobs)

1055
01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:50.140
- Lilly, what's gotten into you?

1056
01:04:50.140 --> 01:04:51.973
What were you doing with that ax?

1057
01:04:51.973 --> 01:04:52.927
(sobs)

1058
01:04:52.927 --> 01:04:55.667
Where's Skylar and Piper?

1059
01:05:01.190 --> 01:05:03.290
- Have you ever been in a rainbow, Maddie?

1060
01:05:05.020 --> 01:05:05.963
I have.

1061
01:05:07.210 --> 01:05:11.343
They're black inside
and that's where I am,

1062
01:05:12.860 --> 01:05:14.177
in the blackness.

1063
01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:18.909
In the black rainbow.

1064
01:05:21.216 --> 01:05:23.883
(intense music)

1065
01:05:48.654 --> 01:05:50.904
(whimpers)

1066
01:05:53.497 --> 01:05:54.330
(neck snaps)

1067
01:05:54.330 --> 01:05:57.368
(body thuds)

1068
01:05:57.368 --> 01:06:00.035
(ominous music)

1069
01:06:09.430 --> 01:06:12.263
(creepy chanting)

1070
01:06:28.020 --> 01:06:31.020
(heavy metal music)

1071
01:08:17.909 --> 01:08:20.992
(distorted chanting)





