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<i>Fuck, I shouldn't have brought you
to the studio.</i>

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<i>I shouldn't have brought YOU
to the studio.</i>

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<i>Hi. My name is Marc-Uwe,
this film's narrator.</i>

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And the kangaroo is here, foo.

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You mean you're here, foo.

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<i>-I'd like to tell you my story.
-Your story? Are you kidding?</i>

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<i>-Are you going to butt in all the time?
-You're butting in.</i>

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-Okay, may I tell "our” story now, please?
-Go ahead.

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Please, start.

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I'm not holding you back.

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-Start.
-All right. Cue the film.

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Help! Help!

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No, no, stop.

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Start way before that. Rewind.

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You drive me crazy.

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Hello. Marc-Uwe...

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No, no. Way before that.

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Know what?
Best if you start right at the beginning.

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Fine. I'll start right at the beginning.

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WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR

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NOTHING

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There once was a spot

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where material and energy density
were infinite.

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A singularity

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where the general theory of relativity
did not apply.

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And then, the following happened.

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The goddamn big bang? Seriously?

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-You said right from the beginning.
-You're such a nitpicker.

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Wait, I have a good start now.

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13.8 BILLION YEARS LATER

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Once upon a time, not long ago

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in a galaxy very, very close by...

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<i>Sorry to interrupt, but you promised
Nirvana would play at the beginning.</i>

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-That is not Nirvana.
-Any idea how much it costs?

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We spent all our budget on Hasselhoff.

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<i>I should never have agreed
to be in a German comedy!</i>

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I had an offer from Marvel.
This never would've happened.

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Stop whining.

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Help me find a good start for the film.

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I think we've screwed it up already.

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That is me, by the way.
A young man with a migraine background.

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That's not you!

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No, of course not.
That's the actor who plays me.

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<i>I'd have liked to play myself,
but I'm too...</i>

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-Too old and ugly?
-I'm not an actor.

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Now shut up. This is my movie.

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<i>-Did you see the poster?
-Who wrote the book?</i>

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It's not called
"The Marc-Uwe Chronicles”.

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This is my movie, and...

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AUDIO COMMENTARY OFF

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Think of your migraine
as an annoying aunt,

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who comes to visit every once in a while.

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<i>The best thing is
to take a walk with Auntie Migraine.</i>

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Hi! I just rented the place
across the hall a few days ago.

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Well, maybe "rented"
isn't the right way to put it!

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I wanted to make some pancakes
and realized I forgot to buy eggs.

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I see.

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Oh... Right.

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Your doorbell sounds terrible.

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Four eggs will do.

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-Thank you very much.
-No problem.

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Wow, that was quick.

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I just realized
I don't have any salt either.

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For the pancakes, you know?

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And if you'd have some milk, too...
Otherwise, they get too dry.

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MOVIE MILK

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And half a bag of flour.
It not supposed to be an omelet!

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HALF A BAG OF FLOUR

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That is so kind of you. Thanks.

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Yeah.

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Thank you so much.

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-Good thinking!
-Yeah, right?

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If you happen to have a whisk
and a bowl...

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This is my answering machine.
Say "peep” after your message.

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-Very kind, thanks.
-Maria here.

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-And...
-Wow, an answering machine.

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Thought they only existed
in movies with sloppy exposition.

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I need a babysitter,

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but it seems you're not lounging around
at home as usual. Pity. "Peep!”

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No, no...

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No stove.

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Yeah...

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Not into tidying up either, huh?

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May I ask what your job is?

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-Why?
-You're at home all day.

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And no offense, but it's...

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well past 3 p.m.
and you're still in your pajamas.

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-I'm an artist.
-Really?

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- I work nights.
-Aha.

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-A self-selling artist?
-Self-employed.

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-With music and stuff?
-Yeah, sometimes.

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-Play something, then.
-No.

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Go on!

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Don't worry, I used to sing, too.
In a punk band called "The Sick Sisters".

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Your song can't be any worse than that.

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Yeah, cool.

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You hang around with me a lot

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You share everything I've got

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-You're a sort of hobby artist.
-No, I'm not.

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And you perform that?
That was pretty mediocre.

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-And what about you?
-Me? What do you mean?

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-Sorry, it's 3 p.m. and you're...
-I'm a communist.

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-Is that a problem?
-Nope.

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Your family's over, but you have no table?

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And what about you?

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I'm an anarchist.

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-A moderate anarchist.
-Cool!

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We can be friends
until the revolution starts!

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Things will get tricky after that.

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-Police.
-Yes.

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Exactly. We police.

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-We ARE the police.
-Right.

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Have you ever seen a kangaroo here?

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No.

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It's an animal with a pouch,
long tail, pointy ears...

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- I know what a kangaroo looks like.
-May we come in?

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-Absolutely not.
-Thank you.

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Hold on.

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The property facility informed us

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that a kangaroo
has occupied an apartment here.

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But you didn't bump into a kangaroo here?

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Nope...

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Excuse me, what are you doing?
All this is private.

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-We're just doing our job.
-Okay.

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Don't you want
to take a look under my bed?

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Maybe you'll find my privacy there,
cause I lost it a few minutes ago.

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Oh, no... No!

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Call us if you see a kangaroo, okay?

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Okay. Here's my top tip: Australia.

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Mr. Klinger!

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-Happy birthday from your phone company!
-What?

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You're our last landline customer
in Kreuzberg...

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-Thanks.
-...So this wonderful bouquet is for you.

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Perhaps you could...

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All right, maybe next time then.

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It's only me.

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Thank you so much.

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-Excuse me...
-Real nice of you not to snitch on me.

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Excuse me,
why are you bringing your stuff...?

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Let's be on first-name terms.

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Seems dumb to be so formal
since we're going to live together.

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Don't you think?

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Champagne truffles?

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No, thanks. I don't like them...

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I'll hang my hammock here,
if that's okay with you.

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And the punching bag here?

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-This is my living room...
-"Mine", "yours".

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Those are merely
categories of the bourgeoisie.

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How are the pancakes coming along?
Didn't you want to make pancakes?

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I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.

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You and ... the two of us, I mean.

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THE KANGAROO CHRONICLES

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You hang around with me a lot

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Yeah, so what?

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You share everything I've got

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How nice of me!

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-You vacuum in the middle of the night
-Better than not at all

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What you do differs from everything
Everyone thinks right

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<i>Your behavior leads me to believe</i>

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That we might be friends

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<i>That's pretty far-fetched!</i>

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<i>Your behavior leads me to believe</i>

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-That we might be friends
-That's what YOU think

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-If I have a date you are not leavin'
-A dale? Seriously?

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When I help you, you say we're even
It's really awesome...

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-Catch!
-...how you make every conflict worse

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I just want to let you know...

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-Uh-huh?
-You get on my nerves!

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<i>Your behavior leads me to believe</i>

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That we might be friends

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Slam dunk, you losers!

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<i>Your behavior leads me to believe</i>

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That we might be friends

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Let's say good acquaintances

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When I have a plan
You think yours is better

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And rightly so

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When I am all upset
You're even upsetter

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That's not a word!

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There's no one I'd rather argue with

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Because I know we agree
That everybody else is really

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-...much dumber than we!
-True

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<i>Your behavior leads me to believe</i>

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<i>-That we might be friends
-I've heard enough. Time for me to join in</i>

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Get up!

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A YEAR LATER

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Oh... so that's it? Too bad.

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Today we're reporting from
the headquarters of Our Homeland Inc.

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I'm joined here by Jörg Dwigs.

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Mr. Dwigs,
why would a successful businessman

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get involved in politics
as a right-wing populist?

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Right-wing populist... Please.

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Jörg Dwigs expresses
the will of the people.

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<i>And I think what our country needs
is a little healthy patriotism.</i>

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"Healthy patriotism".
Sounds like "benign tumor".

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It might not be life-threatening,
but it's still a tumor, you know?

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Whatever.

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All right.
The first rule of the boxing club is:

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don't talk about the boxing club.

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The second rule of the boxing club is:

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don't talk about the boxing club.
Why is this easy to remember?

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It's the same as the first rule.

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And the third and last rule
of the boxing club is?

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-If you see a Nazi, punch him.
-Right. Go for it!

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-Come on, I'm a Nazi.
-Hey.

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It's sweet of you to babysit,

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but there are people here
who at this time in the morning...

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11:30 a.m.?

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...who at 11:30 a.m.
would still like to sleep.

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-Is there a friendly version of you, too?
-Just the tired, pissed off and angry one.

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-What are you up to anyway?
-The boxing club.

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I thought we're not supposed
to talk about it?

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Ah, right. That's true.

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-Hey, join in, we can...
-Ouch!

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Yeah, yeah, that's the way to do it!

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Look for their weak spot
and shield your face.

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Otherwise,
I can deliver an uppercut and...

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When you go back to your mom,
remember the first two rules, okay?

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I'll get you a champagne truffle.

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Finally...

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-Are you serious?
-It wasn't me, it came from outside.

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I'm allergic to house dust!

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Look at that!

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-Run for your lives. I'm off.
-Me, too.

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I'm too young to die.

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<i>Many wonder how you were able
to persuade the city</i>

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<i>to let you build over Görlitzer Park?</i>

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That is yet another
manipulative question.

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We're building over
40% of the land, not 100%.

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<i>The question should be:
is this even a park?</i>

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<i>It's more like a drug distribution center.</i>

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A place where
useless individuals hang out.

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There will never be a revolution if you
just laze around in the park like that.

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What do you mean?

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Your anarchism is so moderate that you
could join the Social Democratic Party.

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-You could even become their chairman.
-No need to be so mean.

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I need to eat or I'll get a migraine.

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Luckily, I have some food.

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Want some?

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Cold pancake, cold fish fingers...

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...and champagne truffles.

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Rangakoo likes trumpagne chuffies...

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00:14:21.042 --> 00:14:23.125
-Heinrich!
-Heinrich!

245
00:14:23.375 --> 00:14:25.792
Go away! Go away!

246
00:14:26.833 --> 00:14:28.042
Go away!

247
00:14:29.708 --> 00:14:30.750
Get off of me!

248
00:14:31.500 --> 00:14:32.542
Get off of me!

249
00:14:32.792 --> 00:14:34.875
Come here, boy! Stop!

250
00:14:35.125 --> 00:14:36.750
Sit! Stay put!

251
00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:38.583
Naughty doggy!

252
00:14:40.167 --> 00:14:44.458
-Dude, somebody just kicked your dog.
-That... That...

253
00:14:44.625 --> 00:14:46.458
That is not allowed?

254
00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.708
That is something
I always dreamed of doing!

255
00:14:50.292 --> 00:14:52.625
French bulldogs don't fly so well.

256
00:14:52.792 --> 00:14:55.042
Aerodynamically, they're sort of clumsy.

257
00:14:55.292 --> 00:15:00.375
A Pomeranian or a Pekinese
would have flown 15 feet further.

258
00:15:00.542 --> 00:15:03.542
-Which breed flies best?
-Chihuahuas fly pretty good.

259
00:15:05.042 --> 00:15:07.708
But it depends on how they are sheared.

260
00:15:07.875 --> 00:15:09.708
He won't be doing that again.

261
00:15:10.875 --> 00:15:13.208
-Did you just kick my dog?
-Yeah.

262
00:15:13.375 --> 00:15:15.708
Did you just kick his dog?

263
00:15:15.958 --> 00:15:17.708
Me no speak German.

264
00:15:17.875 --> 00:15:21.833
Playing the foreigner might have been
a bad choice. Look.

265
00:15:22.083 --> 00:15:23.083
GERMAN REICH

266
00:15:23.250 --> 00:15:27.417
The world can consider itself lucky that
Germany didn't expand like that tattoo!

267
00:15:27.667 --> 00:15:30.125
How'd you like it
if I hit your kangaroo?

268
00:15:30.292 --> 00:15:32.917
How'd you like it
if he would hit your kangaroo?

269
00:15:33.083 --> 00:15:34.083
Bring it on!

270
00:15:34.250 --> 00:15:37.583
Technically, it's not my kangaroo.
It belongs to itself.

271
00:15:37.750 --> 00:15:41.750
I'm very touchy when it comes to ownership
not only concerning means of production.

272
00:15:41.917 --> 00:15:45.250
-Are you communists, or what?
-Yeah, are you...

273
00:15:47.667 --> 00:15:49.417
Back for seconds?

274
00:15:52.292 --> 00:15:54.542
I made better contact with him this time.

275
00:16:01.667 --> 00:16:03.708
He won't be doing that again.

276
00:16:03.958 --> 00:16:06.583
I didn't think
we'd get out of that so easily.

277
00:16:09.208 --> 00:16:12.542
All right, you wimps.
Who's turn is it? Want some more?

278
00:16:15.750 --> 00:16:17.333
Run, Forrest! Run!

279
00:16:27.958 --> 00:16:31.500
Hey, you jerk! You're blocking two spaces.
What's your problem?

280
00:16:31.750 --> 00:16:32.750
-Shut up!
-Sucker!

281
00:16:32.917 --> 00:16:35.083
If we don't stop that asshole,
he'll evict us.

282
00:16:35.250 --> 00:16:38.792
Don't worry, Maria.
I was born here behind that bar.

283
00:16:39.042 --> 00:16:42.500
My mom was on night shift.
I just plopped out. Precipitate labor.

284
00:16:42.750 --> 00:16:45.583
I was the sixth kid.
What do you expect?

285
00:16:45.750 --> 00:16:47.750
That road was paved.

286
00:16:47.917 --> 00:16:49.458
Come on, time to go.

287
00:16:51.458 --> 00:16:53.125
-Bye.
-Bye.

288
00:16:53.833 --> 00:16:55.583
I can't stand it.

289
00:16:55.750 --> 00:16:58.167
This rat hole right next
to our lovely tower.

290
00:16:58.333 --> 00:17:02.000
But we do love the historical
building structure, honey bunny.

291
00:17:02.167 --> 00:17:05.250
-Outta the way!
-It was good for PR, believe me.

292
00:17:06.333 --> 00:17:08.083
Hey, get out of the way.

293
00:17:09.583 --> 00:17:10.833
-Sorry.
-Oh, God.

294
00:17:11.083 --> 00:17:15.000
-Get your hands off me!
-I just wanted to help. Where's the key?

295
00:17:15.167 --> 00:17:17.667
-Chill, it's in my pouch.
-They're coming.

296
00:17:17.833 --> 00:17:20.083
-Are you crazy?
- I said: "Get out of the way!"

297
00:17:20.250 --> 00:17:22.333
-Asshole!
-The key. Do you have it?

298
00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:24.625
- I need supplies.
-Where is the key?

299
00:17:24.875 --> 00:17:28.583
-Check this out.
- I meant the key to the door, stupid!

300
00:17:28.833 --> 00:17:31.875
-Cigarettes! No matter which kind.
-Right away.

301
00:17:35.250 --> 00:17:37.125
-Do it now.
-I am.

302
00:17:37.292 --> 00:17:39.417
-They're here.
-Take a chill pill.

303
00:17:39.583 --> 00:17:41.750
Now, please.
Do you have it or not?

304
00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.542
Yes, I do. Hold on.

305
00:17:43.792 --> 00:17:45.083
Wait for it...

306
00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:48.750
No, that's not it.
What about your key, huh?

307
00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:51.667
-Do you speak German?
-No, no.

308
00:17:51.833 --> 00:17:55.292
Me no German. Me Turkish man.

309
00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:04.208
-Move it, move it, move it!
-Yeah, yeah.

310
00:18:04.458 --> 00:18:06.792
You're so totally unchilled, man.

311
00:18:06.958 --> 00:18:09.042
That's not it. That's not it, either.

312
00:18:09.208 --> 00:18:11.042
-Now what do we do?
-Oh...

313
00:18:13.708 --> 00:18:16.667
-Let's all just take it real easy.
-What do we do?

314
00:18:16.833 --> 00:18:19.375
Don't make any mistakes.
You are four Nazis.

315
00:18:19.625 --> 00:18:21.708
We're not Nazis, we're patriots.

316
00:18:21.958 --> 00:18:24.042
Sure, four patriots.

317
00:18:24.208 --> 00:18:27.083
However, according
to the Bertelsmann Foundation,

318
00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:31.792
one of you four Naz... patriots,
is an informer for the secret service.

319
00:18:32.625 --> 00:18:35.542
And have you guys ever wondered

320
00:18:35.792 --> 00:18:38.042
which of you is the informer?

321
00:18:47.625 --> 00:18:48.875
Move it.

322
00:18:53.208 --> 00:18:54.500
Good day.

323
00:18:56.042 --> 00:18:58.917
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
So dumb.

324
00:19:00.792 --> 00:19:02.583
Let. Go. Let go.

325
00:19:03.542 --> 00:19:05.583
-So that's your car?
-Great.

326
00:19:05.750 --> 00:19:07.875
That's so typical for foreigners.

327
00:19:08.125 --> 00:19:12.042
-You not work, but a flashy car.
-It's not my car, it's his.

328
00:19:12.292 --> 00:19:14.542
-Just borrowed.
-Yeah, it's his dad's.

329
00:19:14.708 --> 00:19:16.667
But leave the car out of this.

330
00:19:16.917 --> 00:19:19.792
You have no idea what his dad is like.

331
00:19:19.958 --> 00:19:22.875
-I'd rather have you punch me.
-Yeah, better punch him.

332
00:19:26.125 --> 00:19:27.625
Oh, I bet that hurt.

333
00:19:27.792 --> 00:19:29.750
So you mean the car

334
00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:33.000
doesn't want to get to know
my basketball bat?

335
00:19:34.958 --> 00:19:37.042
"Baseball" bat, and no, it doesn't.

336
00:19:38.125 --> 00:19:41.250
-So I shouldn't do this then?
-No, please don't.

337
00:19:42.458 --> 00:19:45.042
Germany is a beautiful country.
We love Europe.

338
00:19:45.208 --> 00:19:49.708
But soon Europe will belong to the Ottoman
Empire. Very soon... we're a world power.

339
00:19:50.667 --> 00:19:54.875
-Germans always say we steal jobs...
-I shouldn't do this either, huh?

340
00:19:55.125 --> 00:19:56.167
Yeah, please don't.

341
00:19:57.792 --> 00:20:02.583
- I shouldn't slash the tires either, huh?
-That assumption is absolutely right.

342
00:20:06.833 --> 00:20:11.042
- I have nothing against Arabs.
-They're Turks, darling.

343
00:20:11.292 --> 00:20:14.000
- I have nothing against Turks, either.
-In Turkey!

344
00:20:18.167 --> 00:20:20.125
100% organic and German.

345
00:20:20.292 --> 00:20:23.375
Sweetie, don't forget
your salmonella intolerance.

346
00:20:23.625 --> 00:20:25.542
I've digested a lot worse things.

347
00:20:32.167 --> 00:20:33.458
Are they insane?

348
00:20:39.958 --> 00:20:41.375
Are you stupid, or what?

349
00:20:42.917 --> 00:20:46.375
I'll bash in something else
if you don't change your tune.

350
00:20:46.542 --> 00:20:49.292
A rude shit, just like your son!

351
00:20:49.458 --> 00:20:51.833
That there is not my son.

352
00:20:52.458 --> 00:20:54.125
This is my son.

353
00:20:56.333 --> 00:20:57.958
You bunch of fuckwits.

354
00:21:01.583 --> 00:21:05.500
Okay, calm down everyone
or somebody will start crying.

355
00:21:05.667 --> 00:21:07.083
Enough of this crap!

356
00:21:08.458 --> 00:21:10.083
Man, I told you!

357
00:21:11.500 --> 00:21:15.000
I'm so rich I don't care!

358
00:21:15.167 --> 00:21:17.125
I have two more of these!

359
00:21:17.292 --> 00:21:19.958
A black one, a red one, and a gold one.

360
00:21:20.125 --> 00:21:22.875
Thanks, but I was completely
in control of the situation.

361
00:21:23.125 --> 00:21:25.792
Yeah, sure. Are you okay?

362
00:21:25.958 --> 00:21:27.458
Yes, thanks.

363
00:21:31.375 --> 00:21:34.333
Now would be a good time to talk to her.

364
00:21:36.208 --> 00:21:37.292
Maria...

365
00:21:39.375 --> 00:21:40.875
Listen, I wanted...

366
00:21:41.708 --> 00:21:45.542
In case you haven't got
any better plans...

367
00:21:48.500 --> 00:21:51.875
-You know what I mean.
-Are you still in your pajamas?

368
00:21:54.792 --> 00:21:58.542
So, what he's been meaning
to ask you for a while now, is

369
00:21:58.708 --> 00:22:00.750
if you'd go out with him?

370
00:22:02.208 --> 00:22:06.458
-He's not good with feelings and stuff.
-True.

371
00:22:06.625 --> 00:22:10.667
That's totally sweet. Tell him
it would be lovely to go out with him,

372
00:22:10.917 --> 00:22:13.750
but unfortunately it's against the rules.

373
00:22:13.917 --> 00:22:15.875
I see. I'll tell him.

374
00:22:17.500 --> 00:22:20.833
She can't go out with you
because it's against the rules.

375
00:22:23.208 --> 00:22:25.792
-What rules?
-No idea.

376
00:22:27.250 --> 00:22:31.750
- I hope you have insurance.
-You don't know who you're dealing with.

377
00:22:31.917 --> 00:22:34.750
No, you don't know
who YOU'RE dealing with.

378
00:22:35.667 --> 00:22:37.417
The other one, sweetheart.

379
00:22:38.292 --> 00:22:39.750
REAL ESTATE
OUR HOMELAND INC.

380
00:22:40.125 --> 00:22:41.500
ALTERNATIVE TO DEMOCRACY

381
00:22:49.167 --> 00:22:52.125
Mr. Dwigs. I didn't recognize you.

382
00:22:55.042 --> 00:22:56.292
Here you go.

383
00:23:08.083 --> 00:23:11.167
Where is my rabbit's foot?

384
00:23:11.708 --> 00:23:14.292
- I don't know what you mean.
-On the car key.

385
00:23:15.125 --> 00:23:17.083
There was a rabbit's foot.

386
00:23:17.250 --> 00:23:19.458
The rabbit's foot

387
00:23:19.708 --> 00:23:24.625
is the only thing
I have left of my father.

388
00:23:27.125 --> 00:23:29.958
Jörg, I'm a friend of your fathers.

389
00:23:30.583 --> 00:23:32.375
I have something for you.

390
00:23:33.458 --> 00:23:35.542
This lucky charm

391
00:23:36.292 --> 00:23:39.083
has been in your family for generations.

392
00:23:39.875 --> 00:23:45.208
When your father fought in WW2,
he wore it around his neck every day.

393
00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:51.042
<i>Your father knew that if the Russians
were to find the rabbit's foot,</i>

394
00:23:51.208 --> 00:23:53.000
they would confiscate it.

395
00:23:53.667 --> 00:23:56.542
So... he hid it

396
00:23:57.292 --> 00:23:59.792
in the only safe place he knew.

397
00:24:00.708 --> 00:24:02.125
Up his ass.

398
00:24:10.917 --> 00:24:14.792
<i>He carried the rabbit's foot around
up his ass for two years.</i>

399
00:24:16.250 --> 00:24:17.542
And then...

400
00:24:18.125 --> 00:24:21.000
<i>when he got dysentery, he gave it to me.</i>

401
00:24:21.458 --> 00:24:24.083
! hid it up my ass for two years.

402
00:24:25.042 --> 00:24:27.333
And now, little man...

403
00:24:29.625 --> 00:24:31.292
<i>I'm giving it to you.</i>

404
00:24:36.958 --> 00:24:38.875
I'll handle this. Calm down.

405
00:24:40.792 --> 00:24:41.792
Jörg.

406
00:24:45.375 --> 00:24:48.875
-Sorry, we can't pay for this.
-Because we don't work.

407
00:24:49.125 --> 00:24:50.750
Who's talking about money?

408
00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:54.958
If they don't give the rabbit's foot back
voluntarily, you guys are my Plan B.

409
00:25:04.375 --> 00:25:05.417
Oot scover.

410
00:25:06.458 --> 00:25:08.833
The way you distort words is terrible.

411
00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:13.042
-You mean, when I litch swetters?
- I think it's funny.

412
00:25:13.875 --> 00:25:16.208
Look at that! That there...

413
00:25:16.375 --> 00:25:19.500
is the Bud Spencer sledge hammer!

414
00:25:21.708 --> 00:25:24.583
So how long will the building work
go on for?

415
00:25:24.833 --> 00:25:25.875
Five years?

416
00:25:26.042 --> 00:25:28.958
From today,
Kreuzberg is as dead as my mother.

417
00:25:29.125 --> 00:25:33.625
I was born here behind the bar. My mom
was on night shift, I just plopped out.

418
00:25:33.792 --> 00:25:35.333
-Precipitate labor.
-Precipitate labor.

419
00:25:35.583 --> 00:25:38.042
You need to fight back,
just like the guys up there.

420
00:25:38.292 --> 00:25:39.792
It's not that easy, Jesus.

421
00:25:40.042 --> 00:25:43.125
One day your Kid is going to hate you
for that name, Maria.

422
00:25:43.292 --> 00:25:47.708
Well, if it's any use, I have an idea
for a pretty radical protest song.

423
00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:00.375
Hello, everyone.

424
00:26:00.542 --> 00:26:01.625
Hello.

425
00:26:01.792 --> 00:26:04.917
-A non-alcoholic beer, please.
-We don't have any.

426
00:26:06.292 --> 00:26:08.458
You heard. We don't have any.

427
00:26:08.708 --> 00:26:10.125
A normal one, then.

428
00:26:23.208 --> 00:26:26.333
Wouldn't be surprised
if the kid becomes a moron too.

429
00:26:31.500 --> 00:26:35.417
This morning my husband lost
something left to him by his father.

430
00:26:35.583 --> 00:26:36.875
He's very attached to it.

431
00:26:37.125 --> 00:26:38.875
A rabbit's foot about this big.

432
00:26:39.125 --> 00:26:42.000
I'm sure that one of you has it.

433
00:26:42.167 --> 00:26:46.333
If he or she gives it to me now,
the next round is on me!

434
00:26:48.083 --> 00:26:52.667
If he doesn't get it back, this could
become very unpleasant for all of you.

435
00:26:52.833 --> 00:26:55.083
"Unpleasant"? Is someone talking about me?

436
00:26:55.333 --> 00:26:57.375
I can be real unpleasant, too.

437
00:26:57.625 --> 00:27:00.083
And I'm not talking
about an ugly graffiti.

438
00:27:00.333 --> 00:27:01.625
-Graffito.
-What?

439
00:27:01.875 --> 00:27:04.083
"Graffiti" is plural,
the singular is "graffito".

440
00:27:04.250 --> 00:27:08.083
Someday someone's gonna beat the shit out
of you for something like that so hard,

441
00:27:08.250 --> 00:27:11.292
and I'll stay with you until you
come back to your senses so I can say,

442
00:27:11.458 --> 00:27:13.042
"Told you so."

443
00:27:13.208 --> 00:27:14.708
What's this "graffito" nonsense?

444
00:27:14.958 --> 00:27:18.583
You don't say, "You have
a spaghetto stuck to your chin."

445
00:27:18.750 --> 00:27:21.583
Even if that's
the most correct of all singulars.

446
00:27:21.750 --> 00:27:23.042
"Singuli”, Herta.

447
00:27:23.208 --> 00:27:26.667
We don't have any rabbit's foot.
Tell your honey bunny that.

448
00:27:28.125 --> 00:27:29.833
Good riddance!

449
00:27:43.125 --> 00:27:46.375
Now how are we gonna
make things a bit "unpleasant"?

450
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.500
A little terrorist attack?

451
00:27:48.667 --> 00:27:51.125
Dwigs is doing the terror.

452
00:27:51.833 --> 00:27:53.542
What we must organize is...

453
00:27:54.125 --> 00:27:56.333
an anti-terrorist attack.

454
00:27:58.292 --> 00:28:00.500
And what do you have in mind?

455
00:28:01.250 --> 00:28:04.250
We are all the park! We are all the park!

456
00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:06.083
We are all the park!

457
00:28:06.333 --> 00:28:09.500
We are all the park! We are all the park!

458
00:28:10.125 --> 00:28:13.083
The tower must go! Come on!
The tower must go!

459
00:28:13.250 --> 00:28:15.250
The tower must go! Louder!

460
00:28:15.417 --> 00:28:16.750
Are we running?

461
00:28:18.458 --> 00:28:22.333
I am joined by one of the organizers
of the so-called "Tuesday Demos".

462
00:28:22.583 --> 00:28:26.750
-Would you tell us your name?
-Sure. Friedrich-Wilhelm Yilmaz.

463
00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:29.208
That's a rather unusual name.

464
00:28:29.375 --> 00:28:32.250
Yeah, my parents
were very willing to integrate.

465
00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:35.167
They were very "Wilhelm" to integrate!

466
00:28:35.333 --> 00:28:37.292
It's better than my brother's.

467
00:28:38.167 --> 00:28:40.667
-Tell them your name.
-I don't want to.

468
00:28:40.917 --> 00:28:42.958
Go on, tell her your name.

469
00:28:43.667 --> 00:28:44.875
Otto-Von.

470
00:28:47.750 --> 00:28:50.500
-La vache qui rit.
-Are you here for the demo?

471
00:28:50.750 --> 00:28:53.042
No, I just wanted to buy a hand blender.

472
00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:55.083
Okay, thank you.

473
00:28:55.708 --> 00:28:59.292
Bribery and corruption allegations,
residents protesting.

474
00:28:59.542 --> 00:29:04.667
The 600-million-euro project of the
Europe-tower is facing growing resistance.

475
00:29:04.917 --> 00:29:09.667
Possibly because it is the pet project
of the chairman of the AZD,

476
00:29:09.917 --> 00:29:11.208
Jörg Dwigs.

477
00:29:11.375 --> 00:29:16.708
I, Jörg Dwigs, tireless fighter
against the establishment...

478
00:29:16.958 --> 00:29:19.875
My lucky charm! That oversized rat...

479
00:29:20.125 --> 00:29:22.708
-Jeanette!
-This guy is the establishment!

480
00:29:23.583 --> 00:29:25.375
What is it, honey bunny?

481
00:29:28.167 --> 00:29:30.042
-I'm good.
-Yeah?

482
00:29:30.833 --> 00:29:33.875
Come on. Take a picture for Instagram.

483
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.208
"Destroy what destroys you."

484
00:29:38.958 --> 00:29:41.042
Hashtag: fake news.

485
00:29:45.417 --> 00:29:47.542
I don't know, you look a little...

486
00:29:47.792 --> 00:29:50.292
-Perfect. I'd vote for me.
-So would.

487
00:29:50.917 --> 00:29:52.208
Honey bunny...

488
00:29:52.792 --> 00:29:55.625
-I'd like to call your therapist.
-Nonsense!

489
00:29:55.792 --> 00:29:57.667
Come on, you need a session.

490
00:29:57.833 --> 00:30:01.333
-I'll tell him you're on your way.
-Okay, but right now please.

491
00:30:08.708 --> 00:30:11.500
Psychotherapeutic practice Lietzensee,
how may I help you?

492
00:30:11.708 --> 00:30:12.958
-Hello.
-Mrs. Dwigs?

493
00:30:13.125 --> 00:30:15.458
Yes. It's time again.

494
00:30:15.625 --> 00:30:17.250
<i>I'll tell him right away.</i>

495
00:30:20.875 --> 00:30:22.917
And how did you feel?

496
00:30:28.375 --> 00:30:30.750
To be honest, I didn't feel anything.

497
00:30:31.375 --> 00:30:34.125
I often feel that I lack emotions.

498
00:30:35.167 --> 00:30:38.208
I think that you often feel...
How shall I put it?

499
00:30:39.542 --> 00:30:41.458
That you lack emotions.

500
00:30:42.958 --> 00:30:44.042
Crazy.

501
00:30:44.208 --> 00:30:47.708
Many of my patients are amazed
by my empathy,

502
00:30:47.875 --> 00:30:50.417
but then again, I spent years studying.

503
00:30:53.083 --> 00:30:54.250
Go on.

504
00:30:54.917 --> 00:30:56.458
The clock is ticking.

505
00:30:56.708 --> 00:30:58.583
Yes. Quite often...

506
00:30:59.792 --> 00:31:03.458
I get the feeling
that everything I say or do

507
00:31:04.167 --> 00:31:08.875
is somehow pointless...
because no one really listens to me.

508
00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:11.708
Do you mind if I eat something?

509
00:31:13.167 --> 00:31:16.167
- Haven't had a bite to eat all day.
-Go ahead.

510
00:31:20.583 --> 00:31:22.750
The kangaroo thinks

511
00:31:22.917 --> 00:31:26.875
that I don't lack emotions,
but that I have inhibitions.

512
00:31:28.250 --> 00:31:29.708
Have you ever tried...

513
00:31:31.375 --> 00:31:33.542
Have you ever tried alcohol?

514
00:31:34.875 --> 00:31:37.417
-Excuse me?
-It helps a lot of my patients.

515
00:31:37.667 --> 00:31:40.667
I have to admit that I myself...

516
00:31:42.042 --> 00:31:45.000
don't mind having
a bottle of brandy every now and then.

517
00:31:45.167 --> 00:31:46.667
-Seriously?
-Yes, yes.

518
00:31:46.833 --> 00:31:49.708
-That's your advice?
-Sure. Absolutely.

519
00:31:49.875 --> 00:31:51.708
Let's get back to the kangaroo.

520
00:31:51.958 --> 00:31:54.167
I'd rather we talked about me...

521
00:31:54.333 --> 00:31:56.792
Do you only hear its voice?

522
00:32:00.333 --> 00:32:02.208
Or can you see it as well?

523
00:32:06.958 --> 00:32:10.375
What sort of question is that?
Sure I see it. It lives with me.

524
00:32:10.625 --> 00:32:12.042
Of course. Of course.

525
00:32:19.500 --> 00:32:23.042
We need to do something
to get that beach body.

526
00:32:24.208 --> 00:32:29.458
Hello, dear TV viewers.
It's Johnny Helge with you once again.

527
00:32:29.708 --> 00:32:32.083
! have an exercise mat,

528
00:32:32.333 --> 00:32:34.167
and we'll begin with sit-ups.

529
00:32:34.333 --> 00:32:35.792
Oh, no, not sit-ups.

530
00:32:35.958 --> 00:32:38.625
Everyone knows how it's done.
Lie on the floor.

531
00:32:39.458 --> 00:32:41.167
Hands behind your head...

532
00:32:41.333 --> 00:32:43.583
A kangaroo? I mean, a kangaroo?

533
00:32:43.750 --> 00:32:47.833
That's a lovable animal.
A sweet little creature.

534
00:32:48.625 --> 00:32:50.458
One of my patients believes

535
00:32:50.708 --> 00:32:54.042
that a pig lives underneath his bed.

536
00:32:54.542 --> 00:32:57.250
-He even smells it.
-You shouldn't be telling me this.

537
00:32:57.417 --> 00:33:00.583
You think it doesn't bother me
spending the whole day

538
00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:04.125
listening to random strangers'
shitty problems?

539
00:33:04.542 --> 00:33:07.542
I have to talk to someone
about it at some point, too.

540
00:33:08.208 --> 00:33:11.542
-Hello. Sorry about this.
-One of our patients is outside.

541
00:33:11.708 --> 00:33:14.625
-Who is it?
-He who must not be named.

542
00:33:14.792 --> 00:33:17.542
Jesus! Excuse me! Please come.

543
00:33:17.708 --> 00:33:22.208
I'm afraid that we have to interrupt
your session at this point.

544
00:33:22.375 --> 00:33:23.833
But I just...

545
00:33:37.167 --> 00:33:38.375
One...

546
00:33:40.542 --> 00:33:41.750
Two...

547
00:33:44.042 --> 00:33:45.208
Three...

548
00:33:47.208 --> 00:33:48.208
Four...

549
00:33:48.875 --> 00:33:54.125
<i>If you have heating at home,
I encourage you to stick your feet</i>

550
00:33:54.375 --> 00:33:56.417
<i>under the radiator,</i>

551
00:33:56.667 --> 00:34:01.083
or get your husband or wife
or your wives...

552
00:34:02.292 --> 00:34:04.917
Yeah, yeah. Did you forget your key again?

553
00:34:05.417 --> 00:34:07.000
So we meet again.

554
00:34:07.542 --> 00:34:08.958
Hi.

555
00:34:09.750 --> 00:34:11.583
Can I get you something?

556
00:34:11.750 --> 00:34:14.083
Perhaps a few champagne truffles?

557
00:34:15.958 --> 00:34:17.375
What is that?

558
00:34:18.958 --> 00:34:20.208
What is that?

559
00:34:21.417 --> 00:34:23.292
-What?
-That thing.

560
00:34:23.458 --> 00:34:25.833
Supply and demand. Ever heard of it?

561
00:34:28.917 --> 00:34:30.292
-Want some?
-No way!

562
00:34:30.792 --> 00:34:32.458
Hey, hey, hang on!

563
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:34.792
-What's up?
-Did you pay for that?

564
00:34:35.042 --> 00:34:38.542
-It's free beer today. It says so outside.
-Where? Show me.

565
00:34:38.792 --> 00:34:40.458
-Where?
-There.

566
00:34:40.708 --> 00:34:42.417
FREE BEER TODAY

567
00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:45.917
-Was that you?
-Otto.

568
00:34:46.167 --> 00:34:51.208
The display is on your unencrypted Wi-Fi,
and the password is "1-2-3-4".

569
00:34:53.333 --> 00:34:54.833
WE ARE ALL THE PARK

570
00:34:55.083 --> 00:34:56.333
Hi.

571
00:34:56.583 --> 00:35:00.042
Marc-Uwe, it's 1 p.m.
Did you just fall out of your bed?

572
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:02.167
No...

573
00:35:02.667 --> 00:35:05.875
I went to see my psychotherapist.

574
00:35:06.125 --> 00:35:08.042
Really, you have a shrink?

575
00:35:08.292 --> 00:35:09.458
Yes, my parents

576
00:35:10.625 --> 00:35:13.292
gave me ten sessions
as a birthday present

577
00:35:13.458 --> 00:35:15.708
because I quit studying philosophy...

578
00:35:15.958 --> 00:35:17.208
Hey, Marc-Uwe!

579
00:35:17.958 --> 00:35:20.583
Want a mate tea? My treat.
Come here.

580
00:35:21.167 --> 00:35:22.292
Come on!

581
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:25.000
Excuse me.

582
00:35:25.833 --> 00:35:29.333
Give up? I'll count to three,
then I'm gonna kick your butts!

583
00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:32.167
One, two, threeeeeee!

584
00:35:33.958 --> 00:35:35.250
-Here, dude.
-Thanks.

585
00:35:35.417 --> 00:35:37.583
Hey! I wanted to tell you something.

586
00:35:37.833 --> 00:35:40.500
Maybe you should look
for a girl in your price range.

587
00:35:40.750 --> 00:35:42.083
Know what I mean?

588
00:35:43.667 --> 00:35:45.917
And what is my price range?

589
00:35:46.167 --> 00:35:49.375
-Well, more like... discounter.
-Discounter.

590
00:35:50.333 --> 00:35:53.625
-No offense.
-Nope. No offense.

591
00:35:54.417 --> 00:35:57.083
-Anyway she couldn't.
-It's against the rules.

592
00:35:57.833 --> 00:35:59.375
You know the rules?

593
00:36:06.375 --> 00:36:07.875
Hey, what are you doing?

594
00:36:09.458 --> 00:36:11.375
What is it up to again?

595
00:36:12.167 --> 00:36:14.292
Let me... Let me go!

596
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:16.750
Are you all right?

597
00:36:20.083 --> 00:36:23.250
Ah, another one who's slow on the intake.

598
00:36:23.417 --> 00:36:24.917
-Uptake.
-What?

599
00:36:25.167 --> 00:36:27.042
You say "slow on the uptake."

600
00:36:27.208 --> 00:36:29.417
See? I warned you, dude.

601
00:36:33.292 --> 00:36:34.375
No, no, no!

602
00:36:35.167 --> 00:36:37.708
Oh, God. Not my lovely guitar...

603
00:36:38.417 --> 00:36:40.542
We have a message for you two.

604
00:36:40.708 --> 00:36:43.417
-You stealed from the wrong guy.
-"Stole".

605
00:36:45.292 --> 00:36:48.292
-What do you think got stolen by us?
-"Stole".

606
00:36:48.458 --> 00:36:50.083
-Where's the damn rabbit's foot?
-What?

607
00:36:50.250 --> 00:36:52.500
-The rabbit's foot.
-Where the hell is it?

608
00:36:52.750 --> 00:36:55.083
-The damn lucky charm.
- I have no idea.

609
00:36:55.333 --> 00:36:57.458
Okay, you asked for this.

610
00:37:03.583 --> 00:37:06.125
No, dude, no! What...?

611
00:37:06.292 --> 00:37:09.083
-Not on the nice rug, man!
-The damn rabbit's foot?

612
00:37:09.333 --> 00:37:10.958
This is your last chance.

613
00:37:13.250 --> 00:37:14.875
Choke on it.

614
00:37:19.875 --> 00:37:22.333
We're so rich we don't care.

615
00:37:22.500 --> 00:37:23.792
Heinrich!

616
00:37:23.958 --> 00:37:25.958
We have two more carpets.

617
00:37:26.125 --> 00:37:27.792
One in the bathroom and...

618
00:37:28.625 --> 00:37:30.542
one at his parents'.

619
00:37:32.958 --> 00:37:34.292
Sorry, dude.

620
00:37:34.875 --> 00:37:36.333
Skipping rope.

621
00:37:46.208 --> 00:37:48.583
Are you okay? Are you hurt?

622
00:37:50.917 --> 00:37:53.042
You always screw up, dude.

623
00:37:58.042 --> 00:38:00.750
What did you want
with the rabbit's foot?

624
00:38:01.583 --> 00:38:02.792
I don't know.

625
00:38:04.042 --> 00:38:06.542
It sort of spoke to me, you know?

626
00:38:06.708 --> 00:38:08.542
"Take me!", it said.

627
00:38:09.167 --> 00:38:11.458
Promise you'll never do
shit like that again.

628
00:38:11.625 --> 00:38:12.583
-Yes.
-Yes?

629
00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:16.042
Yeah, word of honor as a communist youth.

630
00:38:17.125 --> 00:38:19.792
That rug really tied the room together.

631
00:38:20.042 --> 00:38:21.542
When do we strike back?

632
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.083
The sooner the better.
But how do we strike back?

633
00:38:25.250 --> 00:38:27.500
We could simply call the cops.

634
00:38:51.542 --> 00:38:52.917
How about a photo?

635
00:38:54.917 --> 00:38:56.417
Don't look so dumb.

636
00:39:04.500 --> 00:39:07.042
-Hello.
-Boy, does that stink!

637
00:39:09.167 --> 00:39:10.333
He smells, not me.

638
00:39:10.583 --> 00:39:13.833
OUR HOMELAND, INC.

639
00:39:14.500 --> 00:39:17.458
-Excuse me, where are you going?
-Upstairs.

640
00:39:19.125 --> 00:39:21.458
Wait. Where exactly are you going?

641
00:39:21.708 --> 00:39:24.042
Carpet delivery for Mrs. Dwigs.

642
00:39:25.167 --> 00:39:27.667
I don't know anything about a carpet.

643
00:39:27.833 --> 00:39:30.667
Mrs. Dwigs is minutes away
from giving birth.

644
00:39:30.833 --> 00:39:34.750
She decided very spontaneously
to have an office birth on her own carpet.

645
00:39:34.917 --> 00:39:37.500
On this very carpet, but not a word.

646
00:39:48.167 --> 00:39:50.542
-Bodengutachten?
-Expertise.

647
00:39:55.417 --> 00:39:58.667
The groundbreaking ceremony
takes place next week.

648
00:40:01.792 --> 00:40:05.042
-You can't! This isn't a good time.
-Of course it is.

649
00:40:05.208 --> 00:40:06.708
-What's going on?
-We have an appointment.

650
00:40:06.875 --> 00:40:08.333
I couldn't stop them.

651
00:40:10.667 --> 00:40:13.208
"We can do it", as we say in Germany.

652
00:40:14.375 --> 00:40:15.667
Why are you here?

653
00:40:15.917 --> 00:40:18.292
Because your Nazis peed on our rug.

654
00:40:18.458 --> 00:40:19.750
Call security.

655
00:40:19.917 --> 00:40:22.417
And they smashed my guitar as well.

656
00:40:22.583 --> 00:40:25.208
-We want a new rug.
-And a new guitar.

657
00:40:25.375 --> 00:40:26.833
I don't care about the guitar.

658
00:40:28.083 --> 00:40:29.708
Let me tell you something.

659
00:40:29.958 --> 00:40:33.417
Learning from America
means learning to win.

660
00:40:33.583 --> 00:40:37.500
<i>You'll fail! The Antisocial Network
will take you down!</i>

661
00:40:37.750 --> 00:40:39.000
Antisocial Network?

662
00:40:39.250 --> 00:40:42.958
-Hang on.
- I thought our group needed a catchy name.

663
00:40:43.208 --> 00:40:46.292
In America, patriots have regained power.

664
00:40:47.083 --> 00:40:50.875
And do you know what the symbol
of this takeover is?

665
00:40:51.125 --> 00:40:52.792
Blow-dried hair?

666
00:40:52.958 --> 00:40:54.750
A Twitter account?

667
00:40:59.750 --> 00:41:01.500
Do you know what this is?

668
00:41:01.917 --> 00:41:06.958
The result of a phallic
inferiority complex?

669
00:41:07.125 --> 00:41:08.208
-Am I right?
-Yes.

670
00:41:08.375 --> 00:41:10.042
This is the future.

671
00:41:10.667 --> 00:41:12.583
The Europatower.

672
00:41:12.833 --> 00:41:14.458
Or the Dwigs Tower,

673
00:41:15.167 --> 00:41:17.625
as we like to call it behind closed doors.

674
00:41:17.792 --> 00:41:22.750
Planned and financed by patriotic
movements from 16 different nations.

675
00:41:22.917 --> 00:41:24.458
17. You forgot Bavaria.

676
00:41:25.250 --> 00:41:27.417
Do you know why

677
00:41:27.667 --> 00:41:31.042
I'm building
our main headquarters in Kreuzberg?

678
00:41:31.208 --> 00:41:33.083
In this filthy center...

679
00:41:33.250 --> 00:41:37.458
-...of the left and green multicultural...
-Hey, you! Take me with you.

680
00:41:38.583 --> 00:41:39.750
No, why?

681
00:41:41.167 --> 00:41:42.708
Because I can.

682
00:41:43.792 --> 00:41:46.958
Because you've lost and we've won.

683
00:41:47.708 --> 00:41:51.458
That's why I can just
walk into your old fortress

684
00:41:51.625 --> 00:41:54.667
and pull out my tower in your face.

685
00:41:54.833 --> 00:41:56.375
So is that a "no"

686
00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:59.667
to a guitar and a new carpet then?

687
00:42:01.250 --> 00:42:04.250
You live here,
in the building next door?

688
00:42:04.417 --> 00:42:06.625
-We live somewhere else.
-Somewhere else.

689
00:42:06.792 --> 00:42:10.875
Know what? I was just thinking, seeing as
I find you so incredibly annoying,

690
00:42:11.042 --> 00:42:13.500
that I'll buy your house, too...

691
00:42:14.917 --> 00:42:16.167
tear it down,

692
00:42:17.500 --> 00:42:20.292
and then build a parking garage there.

693
00:42:22.500 --> 00:42:24.042
And now, get out.

694
00:42:26.208 --> 00:42:27.792
Get your hands off me!

695
00:42:27.958 --> 00:42:29.458
Out we go. Move it.

696
00:42:29.625 --> 00:42:32.333
Careful, I'm on
the list of endangered species.

697
00:42:32.500 --> 00:42:33.750
Stop making a fuss.

698
00:42:33.917 --> 00:42:37.500
I'm a European giant kangaroo. Very rare!
Quit stepping on my tail.

699
00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:41.333
An idiot in uniform is still an idiot.

700
00:42:41.500 --> 00:42:44.042
An idiot in uniform is still in uniform.

701
00:42:46.708 --> 00:42:50.583
By the way, I'm pretty sure
they weren't Nazis, but patriots.

702
00:43:07.250 --> 00:43:08.583
Champagne truffles?

703
00:43:19.792 --> 00:43:22.292
I was wondering if maybe...

704
00:43:22.958 --> 00:43:24.750
I should be more proactive?

705
00:43:25.458 --> 00:43:29.292
- I got some positive vibes from Maria...
- I so don't care.

706
00:43:32.292 --> 00:43:34.708
I mean, I'm so happy for you.

707
00:43:36.833 --> 00:43:39.750
Sorry, I got my thoughts
and words mixed up.

708
00:43:41.000 --> 00:43:43.083
How can I be more proactive?

709
00:43:43.250 --> 00:43:44.708
Just ring her doorbell.

710
00:43:44.958 --> 00:43:48.000
-What do I say?
-Just ring. You'll think of something.

711
00:43:50.542 --> 00:43:53.958
-Okay.
-Maybe don't mention Dwigs' garage.

712
00:43:55.792 --> 00:43:58.292
And you shouldn't wear your pajama!

713
00:43:58.917 --> 00:44:00.750
Yeah, that's a good idea.

714
00:44:04.292 --> 00:44:08.917
Now that you've taken off your pajamas,
maybe you could put on some real clothes.

715
00:44:09.083 --> 00:44:10.208
True.

716
00:44:11.875 --> 00:44:14.458
A bathrobe is not what I meant.

717
00:44:25.125 --> 00:44:26.208
No.

718
00:44:31.542 --> 00:44:33.042
Hi. I...

719
00:44:35.125 --> 00:44:36.542
Yes, what is it?

720
00:44:37.167 --> 00:44:38.250
I wan...

721
00:44:39.333 --> 00:44:42.125
I wanted to make some pancakes.

722
00:44:43.292 --> 00:44:46.917
And I realized that...
I don't have any eggs [balls].

723
00:44:48.208 --> 00:44:51.042
So, you don't have any eggs?

724
00:44:51.958 --> 00:44:53.708
That came out all wrong.

725
00:44:55.333 --> 00:44:57.708
I forgot to buy eggs.

726
00:44:57.875 --> 00:45:03.042
That seems a bit dumb to me, since eggs
are an important ingredient for pancakes.

727
00:45:04.250 --> 00:45:07.750
If I'd realized sooner,
I'd have saved myself a lot of trouble.

728
00:45:10.375 --> 00:45:13.292
So would you happen to have eggs,

729
00:45:13.458 --> 00:45:15.792
some chickens' eggs for me?

730
00:45:16.042 --> 00:45:17.250
I'm a vegan.

731
00:45:17.875 --> 00:45:21.833
I don't keep the unborn babies
of sentient beings in my fridge.

732
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:23.000
Cool.

733
00:45:24.042 --> 00:45:25.333
All right then...

734
00:45:26.083 --> 00:45:27.125
Bye.

735
00:45:30.125 --> 00:45:31.125
Bye.

736
00:45:32.167 --> 00:45:34.917
Wow. Just wow.

737
00:45:35.083 --> 00:45:39.292
I thought it'd be funny,
but that surpassed all my expectations.

738
00:45:39.792 --> 00:45:44.167
Life is a succession
of missed opportunities.

739
00:45:44.333 --> 00:45:46.000
Well, maybe yours is.

740
00:45:54.750 --> 00:45:58.125
It was a joke.
Your face is always so priceless.

741
00:45:58.375 --> 00:46:01.958
-So you're not a vegan?
-Yes, I am. These are Jesus' eggs.

742
00:46:02.208 --> 00:46:04.125
Jesus' eggs? Good grief.

743
00:46:05.042 --> 00:46:08.542
The Catholic Church
would pay a fortune for this relict.

744
00:46:12.708 --> 00:46:15.875
I myself am a vegetarian.

745
00:46:16.042 --> 00:46:19.542
We could almost
go out for dinner then. Almost.

746
00:46:19.792 --> 00:46:23.000
I've been on the verge
of veganism for a long time.

747
00:46:26.333 --> 00:46:28.417
Just let me know when you get there.

748
00:46:29.042 --> 00:46:33.500
-I've arrived.
-Cute. But I can't go out with you.

749
00:46:34.500 --> 00:46:36.917
It's against the rules.
You know that.

750
00:46:38.583 --> 00:46:40.417
Well, bye!

751
00:46:43.125 --> 00:46:46.083
Do you think these rules really exist,
or does she just not like me?

752
00:46:46.333 --> 00:46:49.500
Well, you know...
I think she does like you, but...

753
00:46:49.750 --> 00:46:53.042
the problem is
that you are not really very...

754
00:46:54.500 --> 00:46:58.042
-Not very...?
-What's the word? You're not very...

755
00:46:58.208 --> 00:47:00.667
-Sexy?
-Yes. That's obvious,

756
00:47:00.833 --> 00:47:05.667
but that's not what I meant. I meant...
Why can't I think of the word?

757
00:47:05.833 --> 00:47:08.333
-Not successful?
-Sure, but that's not...

758
00:47:08.500 --> 00:47:12.542
-Not very funny?
-For sure, or you'd be more successful.

759
00:47:12.708 --> 00:47:18.042
-I meant, you're not... particularly...
-Particularly interesting?

760
00:47:18.292 --> 00:47:21.167
Yes, exactly!
That's the word I was looking for.

761
00:47:21.417 --> 00:47:23.750
You're not particularly interesting.

762
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:27.750
Well, you're nothing special.
You're... You're...

763
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.000
You're like a blank sheet of paper.

764
00:47:30.250 --> 00:47:34.125
Or like one of those
recycled sheets of paper. A gray one.

765
00:47:34.292 --> 00:47:36.375
You're like a Walmart suit.

766
00:47:36.542 --> 00:47:37.708
SHRINK TODAY 5 PM

767
00:47:37.958 --> 00:47:40.000
You can wear it,
but it's not that chic.

768
00:47:40.250 --> 00:47:45.875
Or like a Fiat Punto. It's fine,
but you wouldn't go on vacation in it.

769
00:47:46.125 --> 00:47:49.375
-You know, like a...
-Okay, I get the gist.

770
00:47:55.500 --> 00:47:57.833
No wonder I need to see a shrink.

771
00:47:59.125 --> 00:48:03.625
I just want to help. Maybe you need
to do something to spark her interest.

772
00:48:06.833 --> 00:48:10.167
-Oh, dear.
-He really is building a parking garage.

773
00:48:10.792 --> 00:48:14.208
How this came about
will remain our ugly little secret.

774
00:48:20.583 --> 00:48:24.583
No need to worry at all.
You're not crazy.

775
00:48:24.750 --> 00:48:27.542
At least not compared to
my other patients.

776
00:48:27.792 --> 00:48:32.167
One of them, for instance,
actually believes he has a talking kang...

777
00:48:33.292 --> 00:48:37.292
Mr. Kling! Hello. You're here already?
Come, come.

778
00:48:38.375 --> 00:48:42.292
That's great. Do you have my new CD?
"The Inner Meadow?"

779
00:48:42.458 --> 00:48:45.667
I'll give you a good price
if you buy the book, too.

780
00:48:45.833 --> 00:48:48.000
Please come, the clock is ticking.

781
00:48:48.167 --> 00:48:50.208
-Sure. Thank you.
-No interruptions.

782
00:48:50.375 --> 00:48:54.500
-You don't believe me, do you?
-Yes, I do. I live with a wildebeest.

783
00:48:56.583 --> 00:48:59.458
-I'll bring the kangaroo next time.
-Great.

784
00:48:59.625 --> 00:49:04.750
Maybe also bring the March Hare,
and I'll ask the Mad Hatter,

785
00:49:04.917 --> 00:49:09.583
and we'll have a wonderful tea party.
Please take a seat. The clock is ticking.

786
00:49:09.750 --> 00:49:12.125
Speaking of tea parties...

787
00:49:12.708 --> 00:49:16.250
After the last session I felt so... great.

788
00:49:16.500 --> 00:49:20.833
-That's what I went to college for.
-Yes, well, I wanted to give you...

789
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:24.250
No, you know I can't
accept gifts from patients...

790
00:49:27.667 --> 00:49:29.833
Oh, that's very thoughtful of you.

791
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.125
If you want to,

792
00:49:31.375 --> 00:49:34.083
we could destroy
the evidence right away.

793
00:49:34.250 --> 00:49:36.167
-I'll get some glasses.
-Yes.

794
00:49:39.958 --> 00:49:41.333
Oh, Mr. Kling.

795
00:49:41.917 --> 00:49:43.667
I can imagine it's a big burden

796
00:49:43.833 --> 00:49:47.542
to have to listen to
the psychobabble of others all day ...

797
00:49:47.708 --> 00:49:50.417
A burden? Mr. Kling, it's hell.

798
00:49:50.875 --> 00:49:53.042
Every human is an abyss.

799
00:49:53.208 --> 00:49:57.083
It makes you dizzy to look down.

800
00:50:00.917 --> 00:50:02.000
Oh, yeah?

801
00:50:23.958 --> 00:50:28.542
Last time we had to interrupt our session,
because of that...

802
00:50:29.667 --> 00:50:31.000
You know, sometimes...

803
00:50:32.667 --> 00:50:35.458
you have a patient

804
00:50:35.708 --> 00:50:38.958
whose problem is quite simply...

805
00:50:40.042 --> 00:50:42.292
that he's a total asshole.

806
00:50:44.292 --> 00:50:47.667
And what kind of asshole problems
do these assholes have?

807
00:50:47.833 --> 00:50:50.500
You know I'm not at liberty to tell you.

808
00:50:50.750 --> 00:50:53.375
-Just a little...
-Oh, stop it.

809
00:50:53.625 --> 00:50:56.208
-No, a little bit. Just a little bit.
-Look.

810
00:50:56.375 --> 00:50:57.500
Yes.

811
00:50:58.167 --> 00:51:00.583
Dwigs has the following problem.

812
00:51:01.958 --> 00:51:05.125
Friedrich-Wilhelm, can't you help me?
The fridge is leaking.

813
00:51:06.625 --> 00:51:09.458
-That's not what I would call help, bro.
-Right.

814
00:51:09.625 --> 00:51:12.167
Now I know Dwigs' dirty little secret.

815
00:51:12.417 --> 00:51:16.917
We just need to come up with proof
and you need to hacker... hack his PC.

816
00:51:17.167 --> 00:51:19.250
-His dirty little secret?
-Yes.

817
00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:21.000
Dwigs fudged a soil report.

818
00:51:21.167 --> 00:51:24.708
The soil is too sandy.
The tower would cost five times as much.

819
00:51:24.958 --> 00:51:27.500
And you have to... hack into his computer.

820
00:51:27.667 --> 00:51:31.458
You think there's a folder
on Dwigs' desktop called "top secret"

821
00:51:31.625 --> 00:51:35.583
containing a file called
"incriminatingdocument.pdf" or what?

822
00:51:35.750 --> 00:51:37.083
Well, it's possible.

823
00:51:37.333 --> 00:51:40.292
Even if it were,
how would I get a hold of his PC?

824
00:51:41.708 --> 00:51:43.792
Let's think...

825
00:51:44.417 --> 00:51:49.417
If we had a chance to sneak
into Dwigs' house unnoticed...

826
00:51:50.083 --> 00:51:51.167
Maybe when...

827
00:51:52.167 --> 00:51:55.583
lots of other people are there.

828
00:51:55.750 --> 00:52:00.292
Maybe... during a party!

829
00:52:17.667 --> 00:52:22.542
This is purely a reconnaissance mission.
Be as inconspicuous as possible.

830
00:52:22.708 --> 00:52:25.542
-Yeah, yeah.
-Dear guests, dear friends.

831
00:52:25.792 --> 00:52:28.000
We're so happy you're all here.

832
00:52:28.250 --> 00:52:30.292
Three words
I don't want to hear from you tonight:

833
00:52:30.458 --> 00:52:32.792
capitalism, swine system, Vietcong.

834
00:52:32.958 --> 00:52:33.958
I got that.

835
00:52:34.125 --> 00:52:36.583
-And no booze.
-I never drink on duty.

836
00:52:36.750 --> 00:52:40.250
All I need is you
Through others I see through

837
00:52:40.667 --> 00:52:43.875
You're my guiding star that I like too

838
00:52:44.125 --> 00:52:46.792
I think it was
a huge mistake to bring you.

839
00:52:47.625 --> 00:52:50.500
-It was a mistake to bring YOU.
-This looks good on you.

840
00:52:50.667 --> 00:52:54.792
Yeah? You look pretty nice yourself.

841
00:52:54.958 --> 00:52:57.000
Seriously, kids? Get a room.

842
00:52:57.958 --> 00:52:58.958
Good evening.

843
00:52:59.208 --> 00:53:01.000
You I will not share

844
00:53:01.167 --> 00:53:04.583
No strangers shall part us,
don't they dare

845
00:53:05.750 --> 00:53:09.708
When the curtain falls
With you I enjoy pause

846
00:53:09.875 --> 00:53:11.250
Oh, my God.

847
00:53:11.417 --> 00:53:15.083
My homeland, homeland that is you...

848
00:53:16.958 --> 00:53:19.583
-Homeland
-Homeland, that's you

849
00:53:19.750 --> 00:53:20.750
I'm gonna barf!

850
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:24.458
Home is wherever you are

851
00:53:24.625 --> 00:53:25.708
Hello!

852
00:53:26.583 --> 00:53:29.625
My homeland, that's you...

853
00:53:29.875 --> 00:53:31.833
How does a car get into a living room?

854
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.042
-Garage lift.
-That's right.

855
00:53:34.292 --> 00:53:37.375
Garage on the seventh floor.
Must be pretty annoying

856
00:53:37.542 --> 00:53:39.875
when your acquaintances
ask every 1st of May

857
00:53:40.042 --> 00:53:43.625
if they can park their car
in your living room that night.

858
00:53:56.875 --> 00:53:58.000
Look.

859
00:53:58.250 --> 00:54:01.000
We know those guys. Our buddies.

860
00:54:01.167 --> 00:54:03.125
His office must be back there.

861
00:54:04.417 --> 00:54:06.083
Exactly!
That's where I have to go.

862
00:54:13.542 --> 00:54:16.833
We need to mingle.
Inconspicuously. Small talk.

863
00:54:17.083 --> 00:54:18.917
Small talk is my strong suit.

864
00:54:21.542 --> 00:54:23.292
I'll try tax havens.

865
00:54:24.292 --> 00:54:26.083
We don't want the terror

866
00:54:26.250 --> 00:54:30.833
of the radically green socialist
gay-lesbian minority lobby anymore.

867
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:34.417
The radically green socialist
gay-lesbian minority lobby?

868
00:54:34.667 --> 00:54:37.000
Yes, the RGSGLML.

869
00:54:39.250 --> 00:54:44.167
You do know that our skies are sprayed
extensively with toxic chemicals?

870
00:54:44.417 --> 00:54:48.833
-No.
-Here you see the so-called chemtrails.

871
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:52.333
They're trying to make
the German people infertile.

872
00:54:54.875 --> 00:54:57.500
How can I invest my money
politically correct,

873
00:54:57.667 --> 00:55:00.125
that is
in a right-wing nationalist cause?

874
00:55:00.375 --> 00:55:03.083
-Let me help you.
-The answer: our new equity fund.

875
00:55:03.333 --> 00:55:07.833
In our portfolio there are only companies
that use child and slave labor

876
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.667
in third world countries
for their production.

877
00:55:10.833 --> 00:55:14.042
And how is that different
to a normal equity fund?

878
00:55:16.042 --> 00:55:17.875
Here, hold this for a second.

879
00:55:18.042 --> 00:55:20.875
It's gotten so bad that you hardly find

880
00:55:21.125 --> 00:55:23.875
someone around here
who talks properly German.

881
00:55:24.125 --> 00:55:28.750
-I feel pushed to the edge. You know?
-Yeah, we know.

882
00:55:31.292 --> 00:55:32.708
There you are, you four.

883
00:55:32.875 --> 00:55:36.917
- I don't know how to get past those guys.
-You have to distract them.

884
00:55:37.167 --> 00:55:39.500
-Why me?
-That's a stage, right?

885
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:41.000
-Yes!
-No, no.

886
00:55:41.167 --> 00:55:44.042
-Which one of us is the hobby artist?
-I'm not a hobby artist.

887
00:55:44.292 --> 00:55:46.917
You're gonna go up there now
and sing a song.

888
00:55:47.083 --> 00:55:49.042
One that everyone has to listen to.

889
00:55:49.292 --> 00:55:51.875
How about
your pretty radical protest song?

890
00:55:52.042 --> 00:55:55.250
-Guys, are you messing with me?
-No. You can do it.

891
00:55:58.000 --> 00:55:59.667
-Excuse me.
-Me, too.

892
00:56:00.292 --> 00:56:02.583
Or play a Village People song.

893
00:56:03.208 --> 00:56:05.833
-Black-brown is the hazelnut in E.
-Hello? Excuse me.

894
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:07.417
-Yes?

895
00:56:08.167 --> 00:56:09.833
-I'm Marc-Uwe.
-Hi.

896
00:56:10.083 --> 00:56:13.917
-I'd like to sing for Jörg.
-That's not gonna work...

897
00:56:14.083 --> 00:56:15.083
Okay...

898
00:56:17.917 --> 00:56:19.042
Hello.

899
00:56:24.083 --> 00:56:29.167
Well, you all look like a crowd
who really like to tag along.

900
00:56:29.417 --> 00:56:32.250
I mean, sing along. Let's do it.

901
00:56:32.500 --> 00:56:34.667
-We have a problem.
-It's really hard to try not to quit

902
00:56:34.917 --> 00:56:38.625
An endless debate with a pile of shit

903
00:56:38.792 --> 00:56:43.083
-Ups... watch your step.
-You kept on having them come by

904
00:56:44.250 --> 00:56:47.375
To each and every talk show
To give it a try

905
00:56:47.542 --> 00:56:50.917
<i>And it's mostly a Nazi acting tough</i>

906
00:56:51.167 --> 00:56:55.625
Talking all bullshit but now it's enough!
It's enough!

907
00:56:56.458 --> 00:56:58.917
-Need help with the password?
-Don't need one.

908
00:56:59.083 --> 00:57:00.458
Why not?

909
00:57:00.708 --> 00:57:04.750
Most versions of Windows have a weak spot,
and when booting up...

910
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:07.000
-Are you really interested?
-No.

911
00:57:07.750 --> 00:57:11.167
Enough! We've had enough

912
00:57:11.333 --> 00:57:14.292
It's over now, it's over now...

913
00:57:15.250 --> 00:57:18.250
-Seriously?
-One, two, three, four.

914
00:57:19.417 --> 00:57:20.542
No.

915
00:57:21.875 --> 00:57:23.875
19-33...

916
00:57:26.833 --> 00:57:29.708
Hey, you again!
Take me! Take me with you!

917
00:57:29.958 --> 00:57:31.417
You assholes!

918
00:57:34.750 --> 00:57:35.792
That's enough!

919
00:57:36.042 --> 00:57:38.000
Thank you very much, that was...

920
00:57:38.625 --> 00:57:41.833
I'll go secure the grape trout,
I mean, the escape route.

921
00:57:42.083 --> 00:57:45.292
-Thanks to this untalented artist.
-I'm still working on it...

922
00:57:45.542 --> 00:57:47.042
-Ouch!
-It's enough now!

923
00:57:51.375 --> 00:57:55.167
Capitalism! Swine system! Vietcong!

924
00:57:55.333 --> 00:57:56.667
What are you doing?

925
00:57:56.833 --> 00:57:59.750
We're getting outta here!
To the elevator. Buckle up!

926
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:01.125
Oh, God!

927
00:58:02.750 --> 00:58:05.583
-By the way, I can't drive.
-Where's the remote?

928
00:58:05.833 --> 00:58:07.708
-For the elevator?
-Let's go!

929
00:58:08.292 --> 00:58:09.875
Have they gone crazy?

930
00:58:16.125 --> 00:58:17.875
What are you doing?
We're on the 7th floor!

931
00:58:18.125 --> 00:58:20.500
No one likes nagging passengers.

932
00:58:44.333 --> 00:58:45.542
That's enough!

933
00:58:50.500 --> 00:58:54.167
-Stop.
-Hey. Good thing you're here.

934
00:58:54.417 --> 00:58:58.458
I'd like a vegetarian Big Mac
and sweet potato fries. And you?

935
00:58:58.958 --> 00:59:01.875
-I just want a soda.
-He just wants a soda.

936
00:59:02.042 --> 00:59:03.750
To go, please!

937
00:59:07.292 --> 00:59:08.917
Number two.

938
00:59:15.292 --> 00:59:19.417
That's just great. I can't find anything
on kangaroos here.

939
00:59:20.417 --> 00:59:25.125
I still request to have them both
taken into immediate custody.

940
00:59:25.292 --> 00:59:30.083
There is a flight risk... danger of
collusion and danger of re-offense.

941
00:59:30.250 --> 00:59:33.792
Do you really think the kangaroo
will drive a sports car into a pool again?

942
00:59:33.958 --> 00:59:36.542
I regret nothing.
I would do it all again any time.

943
00:59:38.125 --> 00:59:41.583
Oh, why do I always get
these frickin' cases?

944
00:59:42.250 --> 00:59:45.708
-It's making me miserable.
-Have you tried alcohol?

945
00:59:47.458 --> 00:59:51.333
Of course. But let me tell you,
that's no long-term solution.

946
00:59:51.500 --> 00:59:55.042
- I still request custody because I...
-Yes, all right.

947
00:59:55.292 --> 00:59:58.792
But where should we put the kangaroo?
I called the zoo...

948
00:59:58.958 --> 01:00:01.792
Excuse me,
am I hearing right, you fascist?

949
01:00:02.667 --> 01:00:05.417
I think the most appropriate thing here

950
01:00:05.583 --> 01:00:08.417
would be negligence
of duties as a pet owner...

951
01:00:08.583 --> 01:00:11.208
But it's not my kangaroo.

952
01:00:11.458 --> 01:00:15.500
I refuse to acknowledge this court
if it doesn't acknowledge me!

953
01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:18.708
-Fucking class justice!
-Now that really does it!

954
01:00:19.833 --> 01:00:23.958
Custody as a result of negligence
of your duties as a pet owner.

955
01:00:24.125 --> 01:00:27.792
-Bail is 5,000 euros.
-This is about criminal damage...

956
01:00:30.292 --> 01:00:32.125
10,000 euros.

957
01:00:32.375 --> 01:00:36.167
-Teach your kangaroo some respect.
-It's not mine. It owns itself.

958
01:00:36.333 --> 01:00:38.875
It's pretty touchy
when it comes to ownership...

959
01:00:39.042 --> 01:00:42.417
I don't mind class justice.
I mind the class that's judging.

960
01:00:42.667 --> 01:00:44.917
Show some respect for the court.

961
01:00:45.167 --> 01:00:46.833
No respect for bullshit!

962
01:00:48.250 --> 01:00:49.708
Bail is 20,000 euros.

963
01:00:49.958 --> 01:00:52.125
Don't say anything. Just be quiet.

964
01:00:52.292 --> 01:00:54.417
History will absolve me.

965
01:00:54.667 --> 01:00:57.250
You're safe, asshole.
They're after me.

966
01:00:57.500 --> 01:00:59.833
-Really?
-Yes, of course.

967
01:01:02.125 --> 01:01:05.208
So that means... I'm free to go?

968
01:01:05.458 --> 01:01:06.667
-No!
-Yes.

969
01:01:08.792 --> 01:01:11.083
I see. All right.

970
01:01:12.042 --> 01:01:16.667
I'm happy we found a solution
which works for everyone.

971
01:01:46.292 --> 01:01:49.500
It's... very tastefully furnished.

972
01:02:12.792 --> 01:02:14.417
Kling. Follow me!

973
01:02:18.792 --> 01:02:21.458
-Your lawyer is here.
-My lawyer?

974
01:02:23.500 --> 01:02:26.000
I'd like to state that
that's not my lawyer.

975
01:02:26.167 --> 01:02:30.375
Nonsense! As your lawyer, I advise you
to use your right to remain silent.

976
01:02:30.542 --> 01:02:34.458
I request to annul
my client's arrest warrant immediately.

977
01:02:34.625 --> 01:02:37.417
-But why?
-On the basis of new facts.

978
01:02:37.583 --> 01:02:38.750
Which new facts?

979
01:02:38.917 --> 01:02:41.542
You may have learned from the press

980
01:02:41.708 --> 01:02:45.750
that the plaintiff, Jörg Dwigs,
didn't have a building permission

981
01:02:45.917 --> 01:02:48.917
for his car elevator
or his roof terrace pool.

982
01:02:49.083 --> 01:02:54.667
Legally speaking, there was no car
in the living room of the apartment

983
01:02:54.917 --> 01:03:00.167
or a pool on the roof terrace.
Therefore, my client is only responsible

984
01:03:00.333 --> 01:03:02.167
for his... for his...

985
01:03:03.833 --> 01:03:08.375
pet driving something that didn't exist
into something that wasn't there.

986
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:12.500
Legally speaking,
nothing happened at all.

987
01:03:13.083 --> 01:03:14.500
Am I right?

988
01:03:38.958 --> 01:03:39.917
PRESS

989
01:03:42.917 --> 01:03:44.833
No, no. Show me again.

990
01:03:46.542 --> 01:03:48.333
-So this is a hologram?
-Yep.

991
01:03:48.500 --> 01:03:50.333
-Can you do something with it?
-I can try.

992
01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:54.167
And there was nothing else on his PC?
No incriminating documents? Nothing?

993
01:03:54.333 --> 01:03:55.333
Nothing.

994
01:03:58.167 --> 01:03:59.625
I have a plan.

995
01:04:00.500 --> 01:04:03.333
- I was afraid you would say that.
-We'll need a team.

996
01:04:04.792 --> 01:04:08.958
What are your specialties?
Can you fly? Make yourselves invisible?

997
01:04:09.208 --> 01:04:11.500
-Make funny voices?
-What does it want?

998
01:04:11.750 --> 01:04:16.875
-Maybe a punch in the face.
-That's the right attitude. You're in.

999
01:04:17.042 --> 01:04:21.042
All I can say is there are
these and those real estate investors,

1000
01:04:21.208 --> 01:04:23.167
and some completely different.

1001
01:04:23.333 --> 01:04:26.458
-Those are the worst.
-I don't follow.

1002
01:04:26.625 --> 01:04:29.958
Don't worry, young lady.
Not everyone can be a bright spark.

1003
01:04:30.125 --> 01:04:32.500
Some have to make do
with a low-energy light bulb.

1004
01:04:32.667 --> 01:04:34.417
Congrats. You made the team.

1005
01:04:35.167 --> 01:04:36.500
What team?

1006
01:04:37.250 --> 01:04:41.750
-How long do I have to sit here, Mom?
-What makes this applicant special?

1007
01:04:42.167 --> 01:04:43.583
He's very loyal.

1008
01:04:45.042 --> 01:04:46.917
And I don't have a babysitter.

1009
01:04:47.500 --> 01:04:50.333
All right. We just need one more.

1010
01:04:52.125 --> 01:04:54.708
Kling. You can go.

1011
01:04:54.875 --> 01:04:57.292
Did my lawyer swing it?

1012
01:04:57.750 --> 01:04:59.458
No, someone paid your bail.

1013
01:05:01.417 --> 01:05:02.875
You paid my bail?

1014
01:05:03.583 --> 01:05:07.125
No. Show him what we did.
No more hobby art.

1015
01:05:07.792 --> 01:05:10.042
-I'm not talking to you.
-Show him.

1016
01:05:10.208 --> 01:05:13.208
We posted this online
and said it was an art performance.

1017
01:05:13.458 --> 01:05:15.750
We got your bail through crowdfunding.

1018
01:05:15.917 --> 01:05:18.750
You're a bit famous now,
for "professional” art on a big scale.

1019
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.958
The counterattack of
the Antisocial Network will be epic.

1020
01:05:22.125 --> 01:05:26.750
-We're planning an anti-terror attack...
- I don't want to be part of your attack.

1021
01:05:26.917 --> 01:05:28.542
Because
somehow I have the feeling

1022
01:05:28.792 --> 01:05:33.208
that whenever you have an idea,
I get punched in the face. And that's...

1023
01:05:33.708 --> 01:05:35.917
-...not good.
-Why are you mad at me?

1024
01:05:36.083 --> 01:05:37.917
Why? I just told you.

1025
01:05:38.833 --> 01:05:41.333
-But...
-You said to vent my emotions.

1026
01:05:41.500 --> 01:05:44.750
-Well, here they are.
-Yes, but not on me.

1027
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:47.500
Guys, we only have an hour.
Get a move on!

1028
01:05:49.875 --> 01:05:52.333
EUROPATOWER
LAUNCH CEREMONY

1029
01:05:54.125 --> 01:05:56.708
-Are you worried, honey bunny?
-No.

1030
01:05:58.500 --> 01:06:01.250
Jörg Dwigs doesn't worry.

1031
01:06:03.083 --> 01:06:04.875
My luck won't run out.

1032
01:06:06.750 --> 01:06:12.125
Did I get this right? We know his dirty
little secret, but we don't have proof?

1033
01:06:12.292 --> 01:06:15.750
We don't need any.
We're living in a post-factual age.

1034
01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:18.833
-What's that?
-We'll just claim we have proof.

1035
01:06:19.083 --> 01:06:20.500
During the ceremony.

1036
01:06:20.667 --> 01:06:23.875
I'll secretly knock out the architect
and give his speech.

1037
01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:27.542
Well, I think we look pretty similar.

1038
01:06:30.708 --> 01:06:33.667
So, does everyone know
what they are supposed to do?

1039
01:06:33.833 --> 01:06:34.958
I thought so.

1040
01:06:35.208 --> 01:06:38.625
That's why I prepared some handouts.
Pass these around, please.

1041
01:06:39.250 --> 01:06:41.917
I even came up with a logo.
It's very pretty.

1042
01:06:42.542 --> 01:06:44.458
-Have you got one for him?
-Nope.

1043
01:06:45.208 --> 01:06:48.708
He's not coming.
I don't know why he's here.

1044
01:06:48.958 --> 01:06:52.583
-You're not coming?
-No. I'll be watching with goodwill,

1045
01:06:52.750 --> 01:06:55.292
but this time someone else
can get his face punched!

1046
01:06:55.458 --> 01:06:57.417
-Schmock.
-And also, I have a migraine.

1047
01:06:57.667 --> 01:06:59.458
Good thing we got you out of jail.

1048
01:06:59.708 --> 01:07:01.500
-Our hero.
-I don't need this.

1049
01:07:01.667 --> 01:07:03.208
Go on then. Leave!

1050
01:07:03.458 --> 01:07:06.000
-Stay, Marc-Uwe.
-You go ahead.

1051
01:07:06.250 --> 01:07:07.583
Bye now.

1052
01:07:08.208 --> 01:07:10.750
Okay, look at your handouts.
Soon it's showtime.

1053
01:07:14.792 --> 01:07:17.458
-Thank you.
-Madame Le Pen, s'il vous plait.

1054
01:07:34.208 --> 01:07:36.833
-What's going on?
-We need to get through.

1055
01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:38.250
-Where?
-There.

1056
01:07:38.417 --> 01:07:40.500
-No, there.
-What are you talking about?

1057
01:07:40.750 --> 01:07:43.792
-We can't get into the compound.
-Too much security.

1058
01:07:43.958 --> 01:07:46.500
So we thought we'd go through the wall.

1059
01:07:46.750 --> 01:07:48.292
You're joking.

1060
01:07:48.542 --> 01:07:52.125
-It was all in the handout.
-That's it. Go for it.

1061
01:07:53.542 --> 01:07:56.292
Come on!

1062
01:07:59.167 --> 01:08:00.417
Hi.

1063
01:08:03.250 --> 01:08:05.750
-It's that wall after all.
-So I was right!

1064
01:08:12.125 --> 01:08:15.917
Excuse me, guys. Why didn't you
punch a hole in your own wall?

1065
01:08:16.167 --> 01:08:19.000
Are you nuts?
We wouldn't make a hole in our store.

1066
01:08:19.167 --> 01:08:20.958
Yeah, that makes sense.

1067
01:08:34.167 --> 01:08:37.083
-Can you at least keep an eye on Jesus?
-Sure.

1068
01:08:38.625 --> 01:08:42.917
Ladies and gentlemen,
please join me in welcoming Jörg Dwigs!

1069
01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:49.042
Thank you.

1070
01:08:49.750 --> 01:08:54.292
Dear friends, fellow citizens, patriots.

1071
01:08:55.167 --> 01:09:00.042
Today is the first day...
of the next 1,000 years.

1072
01:09:00.292 --> 01:09:02.750
What a dumb thing to say.

1073
01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:05.625
Tomorrow will also be the first day
of the next 1,000 years.

1074
01:09:05.792 --> 01:09:07.250
The day after tomorrow, too.

1075
01:09:07.500 --> 01:09:12.875
I from our neighboring European countries.

1076
01:09:13.042 --> 01:09:14.417
Who invited them?

1077
01:09:15.125 --> 01:09:18.625
Excuse me, buddy.
We're the Turkish delegates.

1078
01:09:18.875 --> 01:09:20.625
We're nationalists, too!

1079
01:09:20.875 --> 01:09:24.625
Suppress minorities,
lock up dissidents, deny genocide...

1080
01:09:24.875 --> 01:09:26.375
We do it as well as you do.

1081
01:09:26.625 --> 01:09:30.625
...those ladies and gentlemen
of the lying press.

1082
01:09:33.042 --> 01:09:35.708
Dear friends, here it is:

1083
01:09:36.250 --> 01:09:38.000
the Europatower!

1084
01:10:00.250 --> 01:10:02.917
Today we put an end to egalitarianism!

1085
01:10:04.250 --> 01:10:07.958
Knock, knock. Excuse me,
is that the new Holomaxx 30007

1086
01:10:08.708 --> 01:10:10.125
Yes.

1087
01:10:11.417 --> 01:10:15.333
Nationalism leads to hatred
and violence, say our enemies.

1088
01:10:15.500 --> 01:10:18.292
This accusation is completely unfounded.

1089
01:10:18.958 --> 01:10:22.167
-It's an awesome machine.
-Could you show me?

1090
01:10:22.417 --> 01:10:24.125
Yes, it's new for us, too.

1091
01:10:24.708 --> 01:10:29.292
We were going to work
with the HoloPlus 2.0, but...

1092
01:10:29.542 --> 01:10:31.500
...we have common enemies.

1093
01:10:31.667 --> 01:10:36.208
The Chinese, the Islamists, Brussels!

1094
01:10:37.500 --> 01:10:42.708
But we'll show them all
that international nationalism can work.

1095
01:10:42.958 --> 01:10:44.750
Here, let Kevin know.

1096
01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:47.500
That was not the plan.

1097
01:10:49.208 --> 01:10:53.708
I'm proud to be the leader
of this great movement.

1098
01:10:59.875 --> 01:11:02.083
And let me tell you something else.

1099
01:11:02.833 --> 01:11:07.375
<i>You can be proud
to have me as your leader.</i>

1100
01:11:07.542 --> 01:11:08.542
Go on. Start.

1101
01:11:09.292 --> 01:11:10.750
Have you heard?

1102
01:11:20.958 --> 01:11:22.667
...working men and women...

1103
01:11:22.917 --> 01:11:24.458
And with the split...

1104
01:11:26.750 --> 01:11:30.292
<i>in the 61 divider
we were able to generate enough lumen.</i>

1105
01:11:30.542 --> 01:11:32.458
Are you really interested?

1106
01:11:33.417 --> 01:11:34.500
Totally.

1107
01:11:34.750 --> 01:11:37.417
Jörg Dwigs will never lie to you.

1108
01:11:37.667 --> 01:11:41.750
He will lead you to victory!
Ladies and gentlemen!

1109
01:11:42.667 --> 01:11:44.000
Help! Let me out!

1110
01:11:44.167 --> 01:11:49.583
Before I hand over to the architect
of this symbol of our power...

1111
01:11:50.250 --> 01:11:53.875
let me say once again
that I am indeed glad

1112
01:11:54.042 --> 01:11:56.708
that we have overcome our differences...

1113
01:11:58.042 --> 01:12:02.000
so that we can serve
Western culture together.

1114
01:12:02.625 --> 01:12:04.917
Analogue, converted...

1115
01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:11.375
Oot scover.

1116
01:12:12.417 --> 01:12:13.708
Did I just say that?

1117
01:12:13.958 --> 01:12:18.833
...to introduce you to the architect
of the Europatower:

1118
01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:20.833
Albrecht Schuster!

1119
01:12:35.708 --> 01:12:38.583
Yes. I'm the architect.

1120
01:12:41.833 --> 01:12:43.125
I'm the architect.

1121
01:12:43.875 --> 01:12:47.583
And I'm very happy about your interest
and our... your...

1122
01:12:50.708 --> 01:12:52.167
I'm the architect.

1123
01:12:56.250 --> 01:12:58.208
-Hang on a minute.
-He lied to you.

1124
01:12:58.458 --> 01:13:01.792
-He fudged a soil report...
-Get that man off of there!

1125
01:13:02.042 --> 01:13:05.042
Berlin's soil is too sandy.
It will cost much more.

1126
01:13:05.292 --> 01:13:07.833
-Let the man speak!
-Give me the mic.

1127
01:13:08.083 --> 01:13:10.708
We want to hear what he has to say!

1128
01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:16.208
It will take longer to build
than the Cologne Cathedral!

1129
01:13:16.458 --> 01:13:19.375
The way Dwigs plans to build it,
it will collapse!

1130
01:13:19.625 --> 01:13:23.458
-Nothing will collapse.
-We'll see about that.

1131
01:13:23.625 --> 01:13:25.125
Stay calm, okay?

1132
01:13:28.458 --> 01:13:31.542
If we start running,
they'll be dumb enough to follow us.

1133
01:13:33.792 --> 01:13:36.708
Oh my God! Help! Help!

1134
01:13:36.958 --> 01:13:39.417
The tower is collapsing!

1135
01:13:58.625 --> 01:14:00.125
Jeanette!

1136
01:14:05.333 --> 01:14:06.833
Help!

1137
01:14:08.250 --> 01:14:10.000
What are you doing to me?

1138
01:14:10.167 --> 01:14:12.417
Help! Help!

1139
01:14:14.875 --> 01:14:16.292
Who's there?

1140
01:14:16.542 --> 01:14:18.375
Stop! What's happening?

1141
01:14:19.875 --> 01:14:22.167
I was in complete control
of the situation.

1142
01:14:22.833 --> 01:14:24.083
Yeah, sure.

1143
01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:27.000
Thanks.

1144
01:14:28.542 --> 01:14:29.792
What did you just say?

1145
01:14:31.208 --> 01:14:32.750
You heard me.

1146
01:14:38.792 --> 01:14:40.833
What an absolute disaster!

1147
01:14:42.750 --> 01:14:44.292
It was all for show.

1148
01:14:45.458 --> 01:14:48.083
If they had proof,
they'd have shown it.

1149
01:14:48.917 --> 01:14:50.208
It's all lies.

1150
01:14:51.208 --> 01:14:52.292
As usual.

1151
01:15:27.958 --> 01:15:30.708
This is another one
of those right moments.

1152
01:15:37.417 --> 01:15:38.667
Go on!

1153
01:15:50.042 --> 01:15:52.458
| think I've earned the right
to hear your rules.

1154
01:15:52.708 --> 01:15:53.833
I see.

1155
01:16:00.208 --> 01:16:01.875
First, no friends.

1156
01:16:03.292 --> 01:16:05.958
We're not friends. I hardly know you.

1157
01:16:06.208 --> 01:16:10.958
-I wouldn't say we're friends in any way.
-Second, no one without kids of his own.

1158
01:16:11.208 --> 01:16:13.333
I have a kangaroo.
That's just as good.

1159
01:16:20.667 --> 01:16:23.167
Third, no artists.

1160
01:16:23.417 --> 01:16:27.333
But I'm not really a proper artist.
I'm more of a...

1161
01:16:27.792 --> 01:16:31.750
-A hobby artist, right?
-Herta, this is a private conversation.

1162
01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:33.708
There's no such thing in my bar.

1163
01:16:39.667 --> 01:16:42.167
Four, no one from the same building.

1164
01:16:42.667 --> 01:16:44.167
Well, that sucks...

1165
01:16:47.042 --> 01:16:48.333
Guys, go inside.

1166
01:16:49.333 --> 01:16:51.208
I think rules are overrated.

1167
01:16:51.375 --> 01:16:53.458
They're not really rules.

1168
01:16:54.125 --> 01:16:56.958
They're more like temporary guidelines.

1169
01:16:57.583 --> 01:16:59.542
Do you wanna go out dancing?

1170
01:17:15.833 --> 01:17:18.000
<i>Attention! Attention!</i>

1171
01:17:19.625 --> 01:17:22.875
This is your last chance to give us...

1172
01:17:23.500 --> 01:17:26.167
-What was this about again?
-A rabbit's foot.

1173
01:17:26.333 --> 01:17:28.500
I feel ridiculous saying that.

1174
01:17:28.667 --> 01:17:30.083
Do it already!

1175
01:17:30.333 --> 01:17:33.708
<i>This is your last chance to give us...</i>

1176
01:17:33.958 --> 01:17:37.417
the rabbit's foot voluntarily.

1177
01:17:37.583 --> 01:17:40.458
You stole the rabbit's foot again?
Unbelievable.

1178
01:17:40.708 --> 01:17:42.750
I couldn't resist.

1179
01:17:43.000 --> 01:17:44.875
What are you waiting for?

1180
01:17:45.042 --> 01:17:47.125
Go get that damn lucky charm!

1181
01:17:47.292 --> 01:17:49.667
We'll give it back
and that's the end of it.

1182
01:17:49.833 --> 01:17:52.000
-No. Never!
-Give it to me.

1183
01:17:52.250 --> 01:17:53.375
Let go. Let go!

1184
01:17:57.292 --> 01:17:58.542
Check it out.

1185
01:17:58.792 --> 01:18:00.125
What is it?

1186
01:18:01.667 --> 01:18:04.750
If you ask me, it's evidence.
Keep them off my back!

1187
01:18:05.375 --> 01:18:07.375
Jesus, come, quick!

1188
01:18:10.833 --> 01:18:12.375
Oh, good Lord.

1189
01:18:15.667 --> 01:18:17.792
Dear patient...

1190
01:18:17.958 --> 01:18:19.833
Think of your migraine

1191
01:18:20.000 --> 01:18:24.042
as an annoying aunt,
who comes to visit every once in a while.

1192
01:18:24.208 --> 01:18:26.208
Close your eyes...

1193
01:18:34.250 --> 01:18:35.625
FILES ENCRYPTED

1194
01:18:38.583 --> 01:18:39.583
DECODING DATA...

1195
01:18:39.750 --> 01:18:41.917
-This will hurt.
-Yeah, this will hurt.

1196
01:18:42.083 --> 01:18:43.458
Oh, God.

1197
01:18:44.417 --> 01:18:46.125
Don't worry.

1198
01:18:54.542 --> 01:18:56.875
-Where's the rabbit's foot?
-Tell her!

1199
01:18:58.333 --> 01:19:01.167
You may think you're tough,
but I'm tougher!

1200
01:19:02.625 --> 01:19:03.625
DECODING DATA...

1201
01:19:03.875 --> 01:19:08.000
<i>...your inner meadow
is like a mountain meadow...</i>

1202
01:19:11.750 --> 01:19:13.458
-Awesome.
-Super special move.

1203
01:19:14.667 --> 01:19:18.875
-Okay, Otto, what do we do now?
-What any decent German would do.

1204
01:19:19.042 --> 01:19:21.458
Gotcha. We'll go out and beat them up.

1205
01:19:21.625 --> 01:19:23.458
No, we'll call the cops.

1206
01:19:27.542 --> 01:19:30.708
<i>Welcome to Berlin's Police Service.</i>

1207
01:19:32.292 --> 01:19:33.542
I don't bloody believe it.

1208
01:19:34.583 --> 01:19:39.000
If you have witnessed a murder,
please press one.

1209
01:19:39.250 --> 01:19:43.292
<i>If you were murdered yourself,
please press two.</i>

1210
01:19:43.542 --> 01:19:44.792
And off you go.

1211
01:19:49.583 --> 01:19:51.000
You? Here?

1212
01:19:51.167 --> 01:19:53.208
Well, I'll be a donkey's uncle!

1213
01:19:54.083 --> 01:19:57.208
If you have murdered someone,
please press three

1214
01:19:57.375 --> 01:20:00.083
and leave your confession after the tone.

1215
01:20:00.333 --> 01:20:02.500
This is a conversation.
And you're no party of it.

1216
01:20:03.708 --> 01:20:04.792
Get out, miss.

1217
01:20:04.958 --> 01:20:06.083
Are you nuts?

1218
01:20:06.250 --> 01:20:08.042
Take that, Lumpenproletariat!

1219
01:20:08.208 --> 01:20:12.250
You can't call them that. They're just
victims of their own circumstance.

1220
01:20:12.417 --> 01:20:13.417
Who isn't?

1221
01:20:13.583 --> 01:20:16.542
What's direct physical violence
of individuals

1222
01:20:16.792 --> 01:20:19.792
next to the omnipresent
structural violence of society?

1223
01:20:19.958 --> 01:20:21.250
Say good night, loser!

1224
01:20:22.625 --> 01:20:26.458
If your bicycle was stolen,
that's tough luck, I'm afraid.

1225
01:20:26.625 --> 01:20:27.958
I'll go and beat them up.

1226
01:20:28.125 --> 01:20:32.917
Please note that there may be
additional charges for cell phone calls.

1227
01:20:33.167 --> 01:20:35.583
A tiny bird...

1228
01:20:35.833 --> 01:20:39.333
suddenly lands on your belly.

1229
01:20:42.875 --> 01:20:44.792
Where's the rabbit's foot?

1230
01:20:45.417 --> 01:20:46.917
DECODING DATA... 100%

1231
01:20:50.792 --> 01:20:51.875
Okay, young man!

1232
01:20:54.292 --> 01:20:56.875
Bud Spencer's sledge hammer!

1233
01:20:57.500 --> 01:20:58.833
Jesus, come here.

1234
01:21:05.167 --> 01:21:08.125
Okay, guys.
Who has the rabbit's foot?

1235
01:21:08.708 --> 01:21:10.125
The rabbit's foot!

1236
01:21:12.042 --> 01:21:13.625
Just great.

1237
01:21:14.458 --> 01:21:17.875
Too late.
It's all been released to the press.

1238
01:21:19.792 --> 01:21:22.500
The sun is shining and warming you...

1239
01:21:26.500 --> 01:21:27.667
I love you.

1240
01:21:27.833 --> 01:21:30.958
-Move it, or else!
-We're an invincible pair.

1241
01:21:32.333 --> 01:21:35.208
You're screwed, Jörg. It's all out.

1242
01:21:36.750 --> 01:21:39.958
You're no longer acceptable
to the Party or to me.

1243
01:22:05.917 --> 01:22:07.292
Goodbye, rat hole!

1244
01:22:20.208 --> 01:22:22.167
Leave our house alone, asshole!

1245
01:22:22.417 --> 01:22:25.042
What the hell is that thing
doing on the digger?

1246
01:22:25.292 --> 01:22:27.542
Stop! Or I'll be really unpleasant!

1247
01:22:29.208 --> 01:22:30.458
Check it out!

1248
01:22:32.958 --> 01:22:35.708
-Stop swaying!
-Stop!

1249
01:22:36.375 --> 01:22:38.292
Are you out of your mind?

1250
01:22:39.500 --> 01:22:42.375
- I feel sick.
-Stop it, asshole!

1251
01:22:48.083 --> 01:22:50.542
That's it! Number three.

1252
01:23:04.458 --> 01:23:06.208
Hey, colleagues.
I'm an informer.

1253
01:23:06.375 --> 01:23:07.917
-You're what?
-An informer.

1254
01:23:08.083 --> 01:23:10.167
-Yeah, sure.
-Secret Police.

1255
01:23:10.333 --> 01:23:11.333
Stop.

1256
01:23:11.500 --> 01:23:15.667
-Why are you stopping the film?
-The baddies get arrested. That's boring.

1257
01:23:15.833 --> 01:23:18.333
<i>-I'll fast-forward.
-No! Give me the remote.</i>

1258
01:23:18.500 --> 01:23:19.875
-Let go!
-Press play!

1259
01:23:21.125 --> 01:23:24.125
Well, that went quite well, didn't it?

1260
01:23:27.583 --> 01:23:29.250
Never ever do that again.

1261
01:23:34.833 --> 01:23:36.333
Come here, sweetheart.

1262
01:23:53.500 --> 01:23:54.500
Yeah...

1263
01:24:01.250 --> 01:24:02.417
See you around.

1264
01:24:06.875 --> 01:24:09.167
"Yeah... See you around?"

1265
01:24:09.333 --> 01:24:11.292
-Yep.
-Seriously, dude?

1266
01:24:11.958 --> 01:24:13.625
That was your chance.

1267
01:24:13.792 --> 01:24:16.375
That would have been too cheesy. No way.

1268
01:24:16.542 --> 01:24:19.333
-Oh, dude. Cheesy?
-Yes. Next time.

1269
01:24:19.500 --> 01:24:21.167
What? Next time? Right.

1270
01:24:25.083 --> 01:24:28.625
Why did you jump
onto the shovel of that excavator?

1271
01:24:28.792 --> 01:24:30.375
I wanted to save the house.

1272
01:24:30.542 --> 01:24:33.500
-If you think about it...
-That's on my not-to-do list.

1273
01:24:33.667 --> 01:24:36.417
-You have to admit...
-That's also on my not-to-do list.

1274
01:24:36.583 --> 01:24:38.833
...that it was a pretty daring stunt.

1275
01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:40.625
You weren't worried, were you?

1276
01:24:40.792 --> 01:24:43.042
I've been nothing but worried
since I met you.

1277
01:24:43.208 --> 01:24:44.958
You were worried? About me?

1278
01:24:45.125 --> 01:24:49.083
I knew right away we'd be friends.
You were worried!

1279
01:24:49.250 --> 01:24:52.042
Yes, I may have been a little worried.

1280
01:24:52.208 --> 01:24:55.750
Totally unfounded. I was
in complete control of the situation.

1281
01:24:58.750 --> 01:25:02.792
-You were worried about me!
-Look, the sunrise is way too cheesy.

1282
01:25:02.958 --> 01:25:04.750
-That's a no-go.
-It's terrible!

1283
01:25:04.917 --> 01:25:06.167
Almost embarrassing.

1284
01:25:44.083 --> 01:25:48.458
I really don't know why I'm here.
I'm not the crazy victim of the system.

1285
01:25:48.625 --> 01:25:52.583
That's exactly what I mean.
You're totally inconsiderate.

1286
01:25:52.750 --> 01:25:57.292
I think we should talk openly about this
with a neutral referee.

1287
01:25:57.458 --> 01:26:00.417
I don't see how
he can be neutral if you pay him.

1288
01:26:00.667 --> 01:26:02.542
You're welcome to pay half.

1289
01:26:02.792 --> 01:26:04.958
-That would be even better.
-Well?

1290
01:26:05.458 --> 01:26:07.625
Mr. Hobby Artist.

1291
01:26:09.792 --> 01:26:14.958
Hello. I've put the kettle on for us,
if you don't mind.

1292
01:26:15.750 --> 01:26:19.500
Tell me, how is our kangaroo doing today?

1293
01:26:20.667 --> 01:26:22.542
Why don't you ask it yourself?

1294
01:26:25.250 --> 01:26:27.458
Ask the kangaroo how it is.

1295
01:26:28.917 --> 01:26:30.583
What kangaroo?

1296
01:26:30.750 --> 01:26:32.042
No, no, no!

1297
01:26:32.625 --> 01:26:35.708
I don't see any kangaroo,
I don't see any kangaroo...

1298
01:26:35.875 --> 01:26:39.292
-Yes, it's right there.
-There's no one there, Mr. Kling.

1299
01:26:40.292 --> 01:26:42.625
He needs a shrink even more than you do.

1300
01:26:42.792 --> 01:26:45.250
-What did you say?
- I didn't say anything.

1301
01:26:45.500 --> 01:26:46.833
Don't be ridiculous.

1302
01:26:47.000 --> 01:26:49.333
You know full well...

1303
01:26:51.125 --> 01:26:56.000
that this is a figment
of your imagination, this stupid kangaroo.

1304
01:28:30.375 --> 01:28:32.833
Following scandals about goon squads,

1305
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:36.333
fudged reports and black monies
in off-shore accounts,

1306
01:28:36.500 --> 01:28:37.792
Our Homeland Inc.,

1307
01:28:37.958 --> 01:28:41.292
led by real estate magnate Jörg Dwigs,
got on a downward spiral

1308
01:28:41.458 --> 01:28:44.208
and was purchased
by an investor today.

1309
01:28:44.375 --> 01:28:48.667
The new owner assured all tenants
he would take care of all the problems.

1310
01:28:49.292 --> 01:28:52.208
We are joined by him today.

1311
01:31:45.542 --> 01:31:47.417
Awesome ending, really.

1312
01:31:47.792 --> 01:31:52.083
Yes, it would have been a good ending,
but you always make a comment.

1313
01:31:52.250 --> 01:31:54.375
You always have to have the last word.

1314
01:32:00.083 --> 01:32:01.417
No, [ don't

1315
01:32:01.583 --> 01:32:05.000
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