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This is my time to get things done.

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You Can Do This.

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(spit)

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You Can Do This!

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(exhales)

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Its Your Time.

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This Is It

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Come on (exhales) Come On...

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Come On!

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(exhales)

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You Got This.

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Just Breathe.

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Just Breathe.

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(clears throat)

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How ya doing? --Doug!

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Yes!
Nice!

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Alright!

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Interesting.

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a little bit different than what

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I imagined...

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Oh! Sorry... That's an old...

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Nah, that's alright.

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Hey...

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(unclear rambling)
Looks like more of an accurate

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portrayal.

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Interesting.

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We doing ok today?

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Yea, yea, yea, great!
Awesome! Awesome!

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This is Nice!.. that's... you know?...

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Well, its a different look

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Yea!... a little bit different

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than what I kinda had in mind.

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Interesting.
Both good pictures... both

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good...

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I, um...

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This is...
Cool

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Yea, well, i'm getting a lot of

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Callbacks

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Could we...
lose that possibly?

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For...?

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For us?...
We were kinda thinking of a

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cleaner...
Cleaner look here.

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--ok

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You know?...
Yea, if necessary.

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Yea... Alright...

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um...
Have a seat... Let's see what we

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can... see what we can get out

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of here.

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(clears throat)

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--Do you have any questions, Doug?

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Uh... No, Sue, thanks.

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Ok, whenever you're ready.

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(cars pass outside)

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ALL YOU CAN DO IS BREATHE

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(inhales)

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You smell that?

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That's the Holidays

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Yea...

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I usually stop here…

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On my way back...

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I--I work the whole East Coast.

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Oh, yea.

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Up & Down the Coast.

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Yea, this time of year it slows

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down…

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Everyone's...

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Everyone's going home to see their families.

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You got a family?

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Naaaahhh...Naaaaahhh... (BAG UNCRINKLES)

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I'm Single.

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(Eating Noises) Nom... Nom... Nom...

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Alright, yea, cool.

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Thank you, Doug.

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That was, uh... That was great!\

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We'll be in touch, ok?...

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(licking fingers)

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God, what the fuck was that?

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Are you kidding me?

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*bangs fist on railing*

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music fades in...

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(music grows)

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(music blares)

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So I go in...

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Hey, how ya doin'

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"Its Doug--Doug, nice to meet you"

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... and they like it...(laughs)

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I become a regular...

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... of a series! Yes--AGAIN!

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I'm working! (laughs)

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That's it! That's it, ok! So!

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I go in...

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They want me, they see me

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I got confidence.

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Its the look!
"Oh my god I can't believe this

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is exactly what we're looking

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for!

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(horn)

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Stay in this lane.

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(laughs)

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You may not know where you're

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going but I know where I'm
going!

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Yes, right to the top!

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(sighs)
Ok, ok...

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(Listening to Music)

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You signed with Becky?

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I did!

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(chuckles)... And I want to thank you

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... for pushing me and telling me to

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Stop being a lazy bitch.

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(Door Opens)

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What The Fuck?

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(Door Opens)

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Hey, Doug, how's it goin'?

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Hey, Tony.

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Excuse me.

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Well, my beautiful Artists!

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Are we ready for this or what?

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Oh, Fuck this shit!

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Charlie?

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There you are!

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Ok, so...

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We, uh...

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Let's go over rehearsal from yesterday. We changed up a few things...

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Yea, we changed some of the blocking.

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Yes, that's right.

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I think I came this way, and...

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instead of him just grabbing his keys off the table...

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I--I put my hand over his to... um...

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Yes! I see...

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(knocks)

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Oh, hey. What's up, man?

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Hi

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So, uh...

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I saw the Cast List...

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Mm-Hmm... What about it?

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Well, I...

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... I was wondering "What The Fuck", man?

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Excuse me?

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Look, I don't know what kind of show you're trying

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to put on here, but it was my part and you just...

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gave it away.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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You know how hard I worked on that part?

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How I gave it my all day in & day out?!

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Y-Y-You know! I am the perfect guy to play Willy Loman

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But you just... CUT ME OUT!

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Ok...

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What do you want from me, Doug?

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What you can do for me...

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Is Re-Cast the show!

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(sarcastic chuckle)

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"Recast The Show"

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Who the Fuck you think you are?

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Are you?!

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You fucking audit my class!

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Technically you shouldn't even be here.

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Well, technically I have been acting since

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before you were born.
Technically I can kick you out

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of here so Fucking FAST

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You'll never know what hit you!

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(chuckles) You're bluffing

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Oh! Am I?

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Pfft!

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Look at you.

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You fucking has been...

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Oh, sure, you've been in things here and there.

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Yea.

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But you, my friend, are no leading man.

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You're pathetic! (Pats on Shoulder)

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Look...

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We're going more Modern with the Show

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Therefore, I Cast younger. Ok?

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This shit happens all the time,

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Doug

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But you wouldn't know anything

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about it…

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Would you?

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Pfft!

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LINE!!

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No wonder you're all alone...

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You know what you are?

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You're a washed up old man waiting to die.

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And I just can't believe you

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haven't done us all the favor

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and already kill yourself.

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What are you waiting for, Doug?

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Don't...

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Fuckin' push me...

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I will END YOU!!

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You hear me?

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I will fucking end you!

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YOU... MOTHER FUCKER!! FUCKER-FUCKER!!

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Get the Fuck! Out of my Class!!

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(door slam)

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YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN

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EVER AGAIN!!

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You hear me??!!

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NEVER!!

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AAAAHHH!!

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(Violent Gasps for Air)

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Mr. Landry, are you ok?

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AAAHH!! --Oh my god, oh my god... Landry...

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Call 9-1-1... Call 9-1-1...

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Somebody call an Ambulance!!

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Tony! Give me your phone.

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(music fades in)

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over phone Hello?... We need help, someone's having a heart attack!

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Now, we could do this the easy way...

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Or the hard way...

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Its all up to you.

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I can be any way you want me to be.

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In fact, I'll tell you what we're gonna do here.

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We're gonna find out if this really works

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Maybe you can use it on your parole hearing, eh?

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My dreams have all been taken away from me

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because of you!

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And I am sick! Of all the bullshit!

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Sick of all the lies!

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Sorry (clears throat)

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I mean, maybe you can use it on

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your parole hearing…

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... get an early release.

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What d'ya think about that?

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Its all over for me.

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You mean it?

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Its all over.

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Would you like to see it... any other way?

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You're listening to the sweet sounds of KJBB

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(Latin Music)

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Keep it here for the Thrilling Show!

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(Big Rig Horn)

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Come on, I got a BLINK--JESUS!!

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I GOT MY BLINKER ON!! What d'you expect?!

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(Plops on bed)

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(Inhale/Exhale)

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(Woman laughing)

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(Music Grows)

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(Woman Laughing)

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(laughter continues)

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(laughter stops)

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Where the hell am I?

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The Where matters not, its the Why

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you should be concerning yourself with

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What do you want with me?

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I have nothing, I'm a Nobody.

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True.

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But that's all going to change.

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Soon, the world will now the name

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Doug Bridgers!

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One of the Greatest Actors to grace Stage or Screen

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I'm here to ensure you don't stray

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From the path to Stardom.

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As I've had to do many times in the past

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I'm intervening.

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So a Genius isn't forgotten in his own Era.

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Are you not Doug Bridgers?

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Did I get the wrong fucking guy?!

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(examining)

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No!

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You're him.

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You're THE Doug Bridgers.

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Well, before your prime mind you

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My boy, we have work to do!

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Look at you!

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Pitiful, Has been, Never was...

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Living in Squalor, Rejected…

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Passed over, Pathetic!

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I'm a Big Fan!

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I know your story all too well...

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The times & places change

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But it all ends about the same.

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I guess so.

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Yes! I'm quite familiar

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of the sordid details of your Career’s path

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As well as the tumultuous Home Life

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Intertwined, woven in the Looms foretelling.

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Once, filled with Promise & Hope

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Your talent & potential Overshadowed by

282
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,103
Better Looking, Better Connected & now...

283
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,105
Younger Actors...

284
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274
Taking the leading parts while you're

285
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,276
time & time again in supporting roles.

286
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You tried...

287
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Gallantly, at first

288
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,698
to hide the resentment.

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Humbly feigning appreciation.

290
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,328
It made you bitter. Angry.

291
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Honestly it affected your work

292
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,332
Made it Darker.

293
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I'm partial to this chapter.

294
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,463
You turn that misery into some real compelling performances.

295
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,673
Still...

296
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,674
Unappreciated by everyone

297
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Directors, Fellow Actors,

298
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,760
Critics...

299
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Everyone...

300
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,348
Feeling pitiful...

301
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Hollow...

302
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,309
The drinking helped

303
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,770
But when that became too much of a problem

304
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She came into the picture.

305
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,733
Cleaned you up, put you back on your feet.

306
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,528
With Her by your side, you re- doubled your efforts...

307
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,655
Auditioning as hard as ever...

308
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,864
Struggling through the two-faced

309
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Backstabbing…

310
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... nature of the Beast

311
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Making even some small success...

312
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... with a television role

313
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,790
But Forgettable Flashes Fade Out Fast!

314
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,376
The money came and went and before long

315
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,378
She did too...

316
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,338
The rift between you grew...

317
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,299
You, being emotionally unavailable for Her

318
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She, blaming your craft,

319
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,845
A Sacrifice you'd never make.

320
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Lost again, the comforts of the Drink

321
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,890
came back & before long you find yourself

322
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,892
out month to month living

323
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:03,935
in a piss smelling hovel

324
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:04,978
killing yourself about how you

325
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,062
could have done it better

326
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,022
Blaming yourself for...

327
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,024
(Doug cries)

328
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,777
For Fuck's Sake!

329
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,697
Would you look at yourself?

330
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,993
Frankly, its disgusting.

331
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,370
They say never meet your heroes...

332
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,750
Enough already!

333
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,169
Save the water works for the Big Screen!

334
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,214
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF BRIDGERS!! (slap)

335
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,259
Honestly, you left me no choice.

336
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,221
Cheer up, friend.

337
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,931
I'm here to tell you...

338
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,933
Your story's not a tragedy.

339
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,102
Its not?

340
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:46,978
No.

341
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355
Its a comedy.

342
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,774
And I know the punchline.

343
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,568
A comeback tale for the ages...

344
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,278
The Big Break that is the SPARK

345
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,280
that lights is all up for you!

346
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,452
I'm sorry, what is this?

347
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,454
Who the fuck are you?

348
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,165
Always the wrong questions.

349
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,125
With many moniker over the Millennia,

350
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,460
Its hard to keep track.

351
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,462
If you must, you can refer to me as Balthazar

352
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,797
But the important element is that

353
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,799
everything you've been working toward...

354
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,052
All that you have ever desired...

355
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,054
is within your grasp if you simply listen

356
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,097
... and trust me.

357
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,059
oh yea?

358
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,353
So... Why Now?...

359
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,149
I mean, after all the shit I've endured...

360
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,818
Been fucked over...Every effort...

361
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,070
has been shunned...

362
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238
So why now? Why me, huh?

363
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,949
Because you are in possession

364
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,534
of the greatest gift ever bestowed on mankind

365
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,120
the power to Entertain!

366
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,122
Once for a brief moment in time,

367
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,125
a Performer emerges inhabited by the Flame.

368
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,295
When that Fire is fed properly, it can grow

369
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,839
It can grow into an all consuming Inferno.

370
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,759
Undeniable, Inescapable...

371
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,470
burning so bright, it draws all focus!

372
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,473
You, my boy, are such a chosen vessel.

373
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,434
The Fire resides within you.

374
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,895
With it, you will blaze a path for Glory...

375
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065
The Prodigal Phoenix!!

376
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,358
You'll show them all, Doug...

377
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,819
You'll show them all!!

378
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,408
Hey...

379
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,284
Hey!

380
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,578
Hey, wait up!!

381
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580
(echoing running steps)

382
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:42,969
(Echo)

383
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:30,141
(Ocean Sounds)

384
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,800
AAAhhh!

385
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,802
The crashing waves!

386
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,261
As if Poseidon himself applauds

387
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,763
your talent...

388
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,724
Can you hear it within the maelstrom, Doug?

389
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,894
The thunderous, roaring audience...

390
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,480
Its intoxicating!

391
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,482
A siren's call!

392
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,900
Driving many a-Thespian to a

393
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,318
depraved & demented madness!

394
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,446
This quest for the...

395
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,448
veneration the audience can provide has

396
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,991
left scores of unworthy

397
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,576
unknowns..

398
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,037
destitute, miserable dying

399
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,039
lonely paupers deaths.

400
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:36,749
This is not what fate has in

401
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,042
store for you.

402
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,336
So, what say you, Douglas?

403
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,338
Will you set a course for

404
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,631
Destiny?

405
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,218
You know I smoked a little grass

406
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,302
in my time

407
00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:50,555
But I don't think I'm prepared

408
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:51,556
for whatever

409
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,724
Devil fleshed...

410
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,726
Fairy Bullshit you got there...

411
00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:58,896
Your Puritanical Prudishness is

412
00:23:58,896 --> 00:23:59,981
really

413
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,065
preventing you from having a

414
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,150
good time...

415
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,860
Besides, this is merely some of

416
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,111
the Bard's own herb.

417
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,240
Its more of the symbolism than

418
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,366
the act of smoking...

419
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,577
Do you not trust I have your

420
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,953
best interests in mind?...

421
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,081
Yea...
Well, all the same...

422
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,208
I think i'll pass.

423
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,002
Very well, then. I suppose we

424
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,003
should...

425
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,004
get you back to it, then, shall

426
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,005
we?

427
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,650
(Rumble)

428
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:27,670
Doug, let's be clear...

429
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,630
I know I'm your Manager and all...

430
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,507
But you need this.

431
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,759
It'll only help your career.

432
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,052
Well...

433
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,846
What's left of it.

434
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,098
Technology...

435
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,599
Demand for social media...

436
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,059
This shit's here!

437
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,436
You need to learn to love it if

438
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,437
you want get in the game.

439
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,147
Alright, alright...

440
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:47,148
See...

441
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,858
Right now, we're small fish

442
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,860
in a Giant Fucking Ocean!

443
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,236
... So?...

444
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,154
Well...

445
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,197
In order to get the better roles,

446
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:57,199
you need to catch the bigger fish.

447
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,285
Which means be more competitive.

448
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,745
Its gonna be harder to get the

449
00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:01,662
roles you WANT.

450
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,788
That's all.

451
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,457
Right now...

452
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:05,833
I can probably get you a decent

453
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,209
student film that pays...

454
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,127
Like...

455
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,671
AFI or something...

456
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,384
You gotta crawl before you can walk

457
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,053
You know, a lot of this you can

458
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,179
tape yourself with your phone.

459
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,931
You know, start a Youtube

460
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,017
Get yourself out there...

461
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,520
So, when am I gonna get my Big Break?

462
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:28,647
Well...

463
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,775
There's this party this weekend

464
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:31,817
that a bunch of Actors-slash-

465
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,902
filmmakers are throwing...

466
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,363
Some... short release party...

467
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,364
No thanks.

468
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,991
Are you kidding?

469
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,201
You know, a lot about this

470
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,202
business is Networking

471
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:42,203
I can't do this shit all by

472
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,204
myself.

473
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,500
Besides...

474
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,168
There's gonna be a lot of people there.

475
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,461
And its guaranteed to be one

476
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,462
hell of a night!

477
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,714
Actors everywhere, Models

478
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:54,715
everywhere...

479
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,885
And do you know what that means?

480
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,262
NETWORKING!!

481
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,226
Who knows, something could happen...

482
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,813
You really think so?

483
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,064
Of course!

484
00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:11,065
I mean, come on, man, its

485
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,066
Hollywood!

486
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,079
Radio: Good Morning Los Angeles!

487
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:26,622
Radio: Its another beautiful day

488
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,165
in Southern California!

489
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,234
Doug: "You don't like that do you?

490
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,820
Nah... Hurts doesn't it, mother fucker?!

491
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,741
You don't like that do you? Huh?...

492
00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,827
Hurts doesn't it, mother fucker..."

493
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,036
"Not in the house, Charlie. No

494
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,246
one was supposed to be here.

495
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:11,500
He wasn't supposed to be here...

496
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,210
No one was supposed to be there, Charlie...

497
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,044
Not in the house!

498
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,797
He wasn't supposed to be there.

499
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,549
No one was supposed to be there,

500
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,967
Charlie, not in the house!"

501
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,100
... stupid lines... stupid,

502
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,477
stupid...

503
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,899
Hi, uh D-D-Doug Birdgers

504
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:18,108
auditioning for the role of Spike...

505
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,360
(clears throat)

506
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,486
Sue: Alright, Doug... Uh,

507
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,612
whenever you're ready.

508
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,865
You know what being a Cross
Country Trucker really is all

509
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:25,824
about?

510
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,410
Its about going cross country...

511
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,080
Ok... Uh...

512
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,456
Director: Whenever you're ready... Doug: Ok, Uh...

513
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,458
Director: Go right into it...

514
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,752
Director: Action!

515
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,553
Can I start over?

516
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:47,555
Director: What?

517
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:50,933
90% of the time, they're on Uppers.

518
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,059
'cause they gotta go all the way through.

519
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,561
You know, gotta go from one coast to the other coast

520
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:54,228
That's the problem. Cause most

521
00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:55,563
of the time they don't even
realize it...

522
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,481
Most of the time they don't even

523
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,482
realize they're even SPI---

524
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,901
Director: Ok, thank you

525
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:04,238
Director: Next!!

526
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:08,617
I don't wanna hear it!!

527
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,911
You come in there, and get in my way...

528
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,163
I'm trying to save a life! You understand that?!

529
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,165
I'm trying to save this woman

530
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,334
I mean, she's on my table! I am operating on her

531
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,336
And you come in there and start bothering me?

532
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,629
I mean, who do you think you are?!

533
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,463
Sue: Doug, can you...

534
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,132
I'm sorry, but... can... can you

535
00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:25,092
give me some different levels, please?

536
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,511
You just seem to be... its its

537
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,638
Very angry...You know?

538
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,889
And your relationship with this

539
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,182
person is a little more to it...

540
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,977
Give me a little...different levels...

541
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,312
Its kind of one note.

542
00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:39,690
I mean, you understand he's upset...

543
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,067
She's entered his operating room...

544
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,528
Its just its too loud and its too one note.

545
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,487
ok

546
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,489
How dare you come into my E.R.

547
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,491
and start telling me what to do. It is...

548
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,493
My Operating Room...I--I...

549
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,494
don't expect you to understand

550
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,495
that, you're new here.

551
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,290
You don't understand what's going on.

552
00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,292
in this E.R, but right now

553
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,711
I am in charge, I am the GOD HERE

554
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,630
You understand that? So--So...

555
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,632
Don't come in interrupting...

556
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634
my operation, when in fact...

557
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,135
Director 2: make it Fantastical!

558
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,012
Excuse me?

559
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,598
Make it more Fantastical.

560
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,893
Fantastical?...

561
00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:18,270
... Do you have questions about that?

562
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,064
Do you understand what that means?...

563
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,984
Ok. (clears throat)

564
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,435
Right on Red... Right on Red!

565
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,979
Jesus...

566
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,150
(radio chatter)

567
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,538
Come on! What are you waiting
for?

568
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:18,205
(Honks Horn)

569
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,832
Let's go!

570
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,251
Jesus, it says "Stop" not "Park"

571
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,360
Ugh! Jesus Christ!

572
00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:51,572
You coulda made it!

573
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,365
Come on, no guts no glory. Let's
go!

574
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,032
(Honks Horn)

575
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,619
The one time you DON'T want to

576
00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,537
get in front of an asshole & you

577
00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,455
do...

578
00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:01,457
Of course.

579
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,005
Seriously?...

580
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,260
(You! Get the fuck outta the car!)

581
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,262
(You wanna be tough?!)

582
00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,264
(Get outta the fuckin' car.)

583
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,432
I'll fuckin' kill you!

584
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:19,600
Get the fuck outta the car!

585
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,602
GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN' CAR!!

586
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:22,519
You got something' to fuckin' say

587
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:23,979
Get out of the fuckin' car & say it!

588
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:24,480
Excuse me?!

589
00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:29,568
You got a fuckin' problem?

590
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,570
No. ...What's that?

591
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,572
NO! You want a fuckin' piece of me?

592
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,032
Oh, fuck off.

593
00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:36,158
What the fuck did you say to me?!

594
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,409
You heard me FUCK OFF!!

595
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,411
(Enter Acid Jazz)

596
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,569
Fuck you, man!

597
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:59,157
(sirens)

598
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,270
(more sirens)

599
00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:46,455
(claps) Bravo!! Bravo!!

600
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,457
Remarkable Performance,

601
00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:50,459
Well done!

602
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,461
What do you care?

603
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,922
(Balthazar slurps coffee)

604
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,090
MMMMM!! I must say, Doug,

605
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,217
This is a damn fine cup of coffee,

606
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,219
Place is a bit of a shit hole, though...

607
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,807
MMMM!!

608
00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,351
Real Grade-A Dominicano shit!

609
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,019
I do love a good dark roast...

610
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,355
OOOOhhh That is one nasty shiner

611
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,856
you’ve got there, boy...

612
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,858
Making new friends?...

613
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,860
So what now?

614
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,862
Keep plugging away just to be shit on?

615
00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,950
I can't keep going like this...

616
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,452
Oh, honestly, Doug, lighten up!

617
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,454
Its not the end of days...

618
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,165
So you stank up a few audition rooms

619
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,167
No shortage of that in Hollywoodland,

620
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,669
plenty more on the horizon!

621
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,671
Fuck you, this is bullshit

622
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,506
You know, all this is all so

623
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:38,757
fucking unfair!

624
00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:41,635
If they just give me a chance...

625
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,302
What do I have to do? Crucify

626
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,972
some mother fuckers?
Crucify some mother fuckers?

627
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,848
Tsk, tsk, tsk...

628
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,141
Honestly, Doug, you needn't

629
00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,142
stoop to such

630
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,019
lowly behavior... Besides,

631
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,521
Its not your style.

632
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,523
Its mine.

633
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,567
I can be intimidating.

634
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,277
(Sarcastic laughs)

635
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,529
Douggie, Sweetie!!

636
00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:02,531
You can play those roles.

637
00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:03,532
And I know you're referring to

638
00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,533
your showdown,

639
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,159
with your Acting Coach

640
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,035
I wouldn't call that successful

641
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,204
coercion,
Did you get what you want from

642
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,455
that little altercation?

643
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,874
Mother Fucker gave the role to someone else.

644
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,335
The petty complaints of a bitter old man.

645
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,505
Its sad, Doug, but nobody gives a fuck

646
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,756
about the theater anymore.

647
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,216
You want to play Willy Loman?

648
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:22,759
Play him on the Big Screen!

649
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,052
Or the Small Screen.

650
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,054
Or the even Smaller Screen...

651
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,348
Honestly, Doug, don't you understand?

652
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,350
The adoration potential for these

653
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,352
technological terrors is

654
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,354
substantially larger!

655
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:35,689
You need exposure, friend!

656
00:38:35,689 --> 00:38:37,315
And the theater just simply doesn't have the

657
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,901
audience capacity for a Doug Bridgers performance.

658
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,362
So, I'm supposed to get on Instagram?

659
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,114
Take selfies?...

660
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,116
Make myself look like a....

661
00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:47,909
desperate asshole?!..

662
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,327
That's gonna make me a star?!

663
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:50,370
"The only thing you have in this

664
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,288
world is what you can sell."

665
00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:52,205
--Arthur Miller

666
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,207
There's your fucking Arthur Miller!

667
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,209
In this case, Doug, you are the product.

668
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,545
And you have to convince these bastards

669
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,797
That this...

670
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,091
decomposing, lamentable,

671
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,843
common looking ol' gas bag

672
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,136
is worthy of purchase.

673
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,138
You've got to sell yourself, my boy!

674
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,139
No--no!

675
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,766
That's where Gil comes in,

676
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,684
I'm the talent, he's the Manager.

677
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:13,769
That's how it works.

678
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,771
Don't be so naive, Doug!

679
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,523
Its obvious that Gil isn't concentrating

680
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,649
on your career.

681
00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,527
Perhaps he has more promising Irons in the fire...

682
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,820
Distracting him.

683
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,989
Gil is looking out for Gil.

684
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,619
So, what's your deal?

685
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,037
Nothing.

686
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,039
I'm merely a fan or torturing--

687
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:38,085
Tortured Artists.

688
00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:43,882
(Phone Vibrates)

689
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,472
Hello? Gil (over phone): Doug?

690
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,224
Doug! Its me, Gil.

691
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,266
Where are you?

692
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:54,226
Hey, I'm at the Galleria.

693
00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:55,227
I'm in a meeting with a high

694
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,228
profile Director

695
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:57,729
We are gonna get you some work!

696
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,731
Really? With who?

697
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,690
You'll see!

698
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,692
Its all part of the plan.

699
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:03,693
Just listen, you remember that

700
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:04,694
party I told you about earlier?

701
00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,904
Yea?...

702
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,906
Go to it! Get there any way you can!

703
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,492
Your Career lies in the balance...

704
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,285
Yea, yea, I'll be there.

705
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,870
Now your heads in the fucking game!

706
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,872
Look, I gotta go...

707
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:36,870
(Rumble)

708
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,447
(Doorbell)

709
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,119
Oh Hey!! HI!!

710
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,871
Oh, so good of you to come! Yaassss!!

711
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,873
Oh man! This place

712
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,875
looks much nicer than your old one...

713
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:24,834
I know right!?

714
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:25,919
I love your floors!

715
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:26,920
Thank you, they cost me a

716
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,921
fucking fortune to install.

717
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:29,673
WOW! They look great!

718
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:31,675
I'll show you around, come on!

719
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,354
(House usic)

720
00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,158
(fire crackling)

721
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,603
Do you play? --What?--

722
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,356
No, I was just...

723
00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:35,530
I have no idea...

724
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,532
Its just, uh...

725
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,534
Me and music...It, uh...

726
00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:42,996
... I like how it sounds

727
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,416
I love to listen to it...

728
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,418
It makes me feel... Alive!

729
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,090
Do you play?

730
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,092
I know a thing or two...

731
00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:59,137
But i'm not exactly selling out Carnegie Hall...

732
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,765
Yea...

733
00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,767
Well, I bet no one here is a Child Prodigy...

734
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,687
My boyfriend is...

735
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,941
But he's not here right now.

736
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,362
I'm Candice.

737
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,573
Doug.

738
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,076
Nice top meet you, Doug.

739
00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,746
And you.

740
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,541
(clears throat)

741
00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:32,379
So...

742
00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:35,048
Who do you know around here?

743
00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:37,467
Oh. Uh... My Manager.

744
00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,469
He's around here... somewhere...

745
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,471
(somewhere)

746
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:44,808
Oh. Well, ok.

747
00:44:45,809 --> 00:44:47,977
Yea, you know... He invited me, so...

748
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,480
I thought I'd come check it out.

749
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,274
And who is your Manager?

750
00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:54,776
Oh! A smart, young guy by the

751
00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:55,777
name of

752
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:56,778
Gil Shepherd, you may know

753
00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:57,779
him...

754
00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,073
Never heard of him.

755
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:04,994
And so...

756
00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:06,996
What is it that you do, anyway?

757
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,165
I'm am Actor.

758
00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:11,167
Oh! What have you been in?

759
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,588
You ever seen... Siamese Kiss?

760
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,093
Yea, well, it bombed.

761
00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,094
Went straight to DVD success in

762
00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,095
the US

763
00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:23,930
and is now a cult classic in

764
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:24,931
Japan...

765
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,309
I was in that.

766
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,353
But, uh...

767
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,522
Mostly I've...just...

768
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:34,524
done a bunch of commercials...

769
00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:35,692
Short Films...

770
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,653
Short Films? Or, like...

771
00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:41,448
Student Films?

772
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:45,410
No. Short Films.

773
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,913
Oh. Well...

774
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,417
You'll have to show me.

775
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,086
(Doug chuckles)

776
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,129
I don't think anyone's ever

777
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,965
wanted to see
any of the movies i've done.

778
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,093
Its just all a...

779
00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:03,928
bunch of...

780
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,930
small shit, that's all.

781
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:08,725
(distant laughter)

782
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:09,934
How would you like to take a

783
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,186
grand tour?

784
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,068
Yea, sure.

785
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,074
So, uh...

786
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,075
Do you know the people that own

787
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,076
this place?

788
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,578
(Candice laughs)

789
00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:30,580
(dance dance music)

790
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,582
and he invites me to his room

791
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,584
I think something's gonna happen

792
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,586
like something [unintelligible]

793
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,588
And then BOOM! We have sex [laughs]

794
00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:40,590
He just disappeared/

795
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,800
Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing HAPPENS

796
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,802
Nothing Happens... And then 6 months later...

797
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,305
He found me on Facebook. He...

798
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,307
typed in MY NAME and

799
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,309
and FOUND my name and entered

800
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,561
And pressed Send

801
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,563
and he added me on Facebook

802
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,149
His Profile Picture is with his Wife.

803
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,151
WI-IFE WIFE!!

804
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,153
W-I-F-E=WIFE

805
00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,614
[laughs] I can't figure out

806
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,616
Why they do that?

807
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,618
Its I mean... What is going on?

808
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,912
And there's Guy After Guy ...

809
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,373
I can tell you about

810
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,375
And at a certain point you start

811
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,543
thinking you're stupid!

812
00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,545
I finally meet this Female Casting Director

813
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,464
And... turns out she

814
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,466
just wants to sleep with me too!

815
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,468
And I thought "well, this will lead to a job, right?"

816
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:27,470
And And NOPE!Nope Nope!

817
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,764
Who Can I trust in LA?

818
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,642
I mean, I can't trust anybody.

819
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,769
Nobody cares about your unless

820
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,979
you're somebody.

821
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,105
And you're not somebody unless

822
00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:38,231
you're somebody.

823
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,359
So how do you become somebody?

824
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,360
If you're not somebody?

825
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,361
It just doesn't work.

826
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,446
No matter how hard you try

827
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,448
You can't make yourself somebody

828
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,450
It just doesn't work like that

829
00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:58,001
No... No no no no no no

830
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,886
Hey!

831
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,888
Hey! How are you? Good how are you?

832
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,098
Good, Good...

833
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,100
what's your name?

834
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,102
Uh... Doug!

835
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,187
And you are?...

836
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,189
I'm Ylenia. Ylenia?...

837
00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:22,567
(clears throat) Well, you should know...

838
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,569
That is one beautiful name.

839
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,404
Thank you! Thank you!

840
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,823
So, are you... from here?...

841
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,825
I'm from Europe, actually.

842
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:33,328
What brought you here?

843
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,705
Well... Uh, just for fun.

844
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,082
For fun?? Yea, just for fun.

845
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,709
Ah, well, that's why i'm here.

846
00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,711
Unfortunately I don't have any...

847
00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:43,713
finances right now... But! But who knows!

848
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,715
Maybe there's someone down there I could meet.

849
00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:46,382
That might... might be able to

850
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:47,050
help me with that...

851
00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:47,717
(Yea...)

852
00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,011
I don't know anyone down there...

853
00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:51,596
I know everyone downstairs. Let

854
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:52,764
me show you...

855
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,766
Seriously? Yea! Follow me!

856
00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:56,768
Aww, you are sweet!

857
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,186
These are all your friends?

858
00:48:58,186 --> 00:48:59,020
Yaasss!

859
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,188
Well, how do you know all these people?

860
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,439
Aww, Long Story, I'll have to
tell you sometime...

861
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,441
Hey man!

862
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,443
Sorry about that... Sorry...

863
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,569
I got you a drink!

864
00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,988
(laughs) You are my best friend!

865
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:12,075
Honestly, I need more friends.

866
00:49:13,368 --> 00:49:14,369
We need to keep this party going

867
00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:15,370
all night long!

868
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:17,372
I think so! Cheers!

869
00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:20,083
WOOO!!

870
00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,938
Hey! Oh, Hello. And you are?

871
00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:44,065
Are you a Producer? No-No-No, what's your name?

872
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,943
Excuse me?

873
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:50,071
[Unintelligible]

874
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,073
[Unintelligible]

875
00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:55,827
[Unintelligible Crowd Banter]

876
00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,455
I can't believe I have never

877
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,623
heard of this place before...

878
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,168
Are you a Star?

879
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,461
Not yet but I will be.

880
00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:07,213
I need to tell you about my

881
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,464
movie I'm producing...

882
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,465
There might be a role in there

883
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,466
for you...

884
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,676
Oh really?

885
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:12,927
Like, what kind of a role?

886
00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:15,263
Well, how are you with, uh...

887
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:16,931
being Acrobatic?

888
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,564
So! I love the idea...

889
00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:25,940
I think we should invest in it.

890
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,108
Oh! We're gonna star in it!

891
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,193
(Roaring Laughs)

892
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,073
(freaks)

893
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,035
[Doug Screams]

894
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:47,628
[Crowd Banter]

895
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:00,183
(get that light on him)

896
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,769
So, what brings you here?

897
00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,771
Uhh... Taxi!

898
00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:06,773
Are you somebody?...

899
00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,775
Yes I am!

900
00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:09,776
Only you just don't know it.

901
00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:10,777
That's the problem.

902
00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:12,361
Are you having fun?

903
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,363
I am having a marvelous time and I hope--

904
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,825
Is this what Holly wood is made of?

905
00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:18,576
Absolute--

906
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,578
PARTY!!

907
00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,914
That's what its made of, right there

908
00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:19,178
(Orgasms)

909
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,733
(Screams)

910
00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,431
(Pukes)

911
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:15,234
(laughs)

912
00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,138
(bangs on door)

913
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,139
Come on, man, hurry up!

914
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,140
Somebody's in here!!

915
00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:48,142
I’m tryin’ to get in there and

916
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,143
do some blow!

917
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:50,686
(bangs on door)

918
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,272
Come on, man, open up!

919
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:57,944
Come on, man, open up! I need to

920
00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,362
get in there to do some blow!

921
00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:00,154
Fuck you!

922
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:01,697
Hey man, what the fuck you doing?

923
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,532
I'm tryin' to do some fucking blow!

924
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,242
(door slams)

925
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,570
(screams)

926
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,377
(Jazz Music Begins)

927
00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,923
(street sounds)

928
00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:42,418
Doug! Come on, Doug's this

929
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,419
way...

930
00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:45,421
Doug! Hey!

931
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,422
Hey, Doug!

932
00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:47,423
(come on, he's over here)

933
00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:49,592
What's going on, man?

934
00:57:49,592 --> 00:57:50,593
What's going on?

935
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,344
I don't feel so good...

936
00:57:52,845 --> 00:57:53,846
Well, you better get ready

937
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:54,847
because

938
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:55,848
I brought a special VIP to the

939
00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:56,849
party!

940
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:03,355
(is this the guy you're taking

941
00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:04,356
about?)

942
00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:07,860
Doug!

943
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,862
Are you alright?

944
00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:11,780
You okay, buddy?

945
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,781
Oh god!

946
00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:13,782
You're making me look like a

947
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,783
fool Doug...

948
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,710
Are you alright?

949
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,842
I better take him home.

950
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,679
(phone vibrating)

951
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,115
Yea? Over Phone: Jesus Christ, Doug

952
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:57,117
What The Fuck, man?

953
00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,452
What?
Over Phone: Don't you ever

954
00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,119
answer your phone?

955
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,121
Its 2 in the afternoon!

956
00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,123
Ok, so?... I, ugh...

957
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,711
I passed out, whats up?

958
00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,046
Yea, no shit!

959
00:59:09,338 --> 00:59:10,923
Well, congratulations!!

960
00:59:10,923 --> 00:59:11,924
You're gonna miss your audition

961
00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:12,925
if you don't hurry the fuck up!

962
00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:16,053
Wh... What are you talking about?

963
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,680
I got you an audition last night with

964
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,682
acclaimed Director, Oliver Crow.

965
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,767
When did this happen?...

966
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,769
Last night! You don't remember?

967
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,272
No...

968
00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,483
... Did you get my email?

969
00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,610
I just woke up...

970
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,112
Jesus Christ, Doug!

971
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:33,654
I sent it to you last night..

972
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,240
What the fuck were you doing?

973
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:38,367
I was... drinking again...

974
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:40,369
I know!!

975
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:43,205
Look, I sent you an email with instructions

976
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,207
for your audition later. Do yourself a favor

977
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,209
and read it 'till it gets into your head.

978
00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,837
Ready or not, this is the big time.

979
00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:51,839
Well, it sure doesn't feel like it...

980
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,427
Well, uh, look, Douggie...

981
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:57,928
You got a few hours to do this,

982
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:58,929
alright?...

983
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,848
And I'm serious.

984
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:03,309
This literally has the opportunity

985
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:05,311
to change your life.

986
01:00:07,313 --> 01:00:09,315
(moans & groans)

987
01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:18,699
(sniffs)

988
01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:25,039
Oh, fuck this...

989
01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:53,359
Hello?...

990
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,449
Can I help you?

991
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,159
Yes, uh, my name is Doug Bridgers

992
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,160
I'm here for my audition with

993
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,161
Oliver Crow...

994
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,789
And do you have an appointment?

995
01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:08,957
(phone rings) Uh, yes...

996
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,460
I--I do...have--have an

997
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,462
an appointment my audition

998
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:15,756
Is at 3...(?)

999
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,885
(tapping on iPad)

1000
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,596
(heavy breathing in & out) ... Hmmm...

1001
01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:25,224
Hmm...

1002
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,726
Uhhh...

1003
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:30,854
Nope. I don't see you anywhere.

1004
01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,233
You gotta be kidding me...

1005
01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:35,234
Sorry, sir, but I'm not kidding

1006
01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,235
you.

1007
01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,237
The door's right there.

1008
01:01:38,654 --> 01:01:40,656
I-- I was told to be here before 4...

1009
01:01:41,115 --> 01:01:43,117
Well, sir, if your name isn't on the list...

1010
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,869
You may not enter.

1011
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:52,418
(tapping on laptop)

1012
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,505
I'm sorry, there must be some mistake.

1013
01:01:57,256 --> 01:01:59,258
We don't seem to be...

1014
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,802
... Communicating.

1015
01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:03,387
My name is Doug Bridgers...

1016
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,389
I have an addition...

1017
01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,391
And sir... I'm telling you...that--

1018
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,018
Its ok, Gladice, he's a last minute fit.

1019
01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:13,105
Yes, sir.

1020
01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:18,026
Doug!.. Please, come in.

1021
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:19,403
So you're the "Golden Boy" Gil &

1022
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,404
my Meathead Producer

1023
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,196
were talking about.

1024
01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:22,823
They've been talking about
me?...

1025
01:02:22,823 --> 01:02:23,824
They sure were! They think

1026
01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:24,825
you're Legendary!

1027
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:26,410
Walk with me.... They were

1028
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,411
talking about

1029
01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:28,871
how--what a remarkable talent

1030
01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:29,872
you are...

1031
01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:31,206
and how you been around the

1032
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,207
block more than once

1033
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,209
and how we need to collaborate

1034
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,211
work together, and...

1035
01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:37,838
They seem to think that you & I

1036
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:38,839
and our talents

1037
01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,175
We can make one powerful film.

1038
01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:43,343
Oh, yea? So what do you think?

1039
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,722
I still need to see it.

1040
01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:48,307
You're a little shorter than I

1041
01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:49,308
expected...

1042
01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:51,059
You're also a little early.

1043
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,061
Not what I expected at all.

1044
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,022
That's a good thing, right?

1045
01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,524
Welcome to my Chambers.

1046
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,526
This is it!

1047
01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,528
This is ground zero!

1048
01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:06,533
If you don't mind just taking
that mark whenever you're

1049
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,201
comfortable...

1050
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,557
Alrighty... lets get started,

1051
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,558
shall we?

1052
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:34,728
Yea, sure. Alright!

1053
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,235
You know, when we first met...

1054
01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:44,196
I wasn't sure what think.

1055
01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:47,199
Excuse me? ... Yeah!

1056
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,160
You were fucking wasted.

1057
01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:53,372
Aaaaannnd Action!

1058
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,436
(Doug Screams)

1059
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,531
(Sounds from the Hollywood Streets)

1060
01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:45,591
(door opens)

1061
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:15,537
Bad day, Doug?

1062
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,248
Fuckin'-A!

1063
01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:21,335
As if this day could get any

1064
01:05:21,335 --> 01:05:22,336
shittier.

1065
01:05:23,045 --> 01:05:24,421
No sense in crying over a little

1066
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,797
spilled Irish Coffee.

1067
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,258
My truck is gone...

1068
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,259
I had to walk home to this

1069
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,260
shithole.

1070
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,262
Which I'm being evicted from...

1071
01:05:33,722 --> 01:05:35,724
Another rejection...

1072
01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:37,601
Just like everything else in this

1073
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,603
God Forsaken Town...

1074
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,981
So I don't need you Antagonizing me.

1075
01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:44,274
(Balthazar laughs)

1076
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,859
Don't be so dramatic, Doug,

1077
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,861
save it for the set! Besides,

1078
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,863
some people walk miles everyday.

1079
01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,448
Not in L.A.,

1080
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,450
that's not an option.

1081
01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:55,827
"take the Metro, take the bus..."

1082
01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:58,330
"get a bike" Get fucked!

1083
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,875
Without a vehicle, I can't go to my gigs.

1084
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,877
I can't go to my auditions.

1085
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,213
Everything I've been working for

1086
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:07,631
has come to a grinding halt.

1087
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,050
I'm exhausted...

1088
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,302
I'm done.

1089
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,138
I don't ever want to hear you

1090
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,140
FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN!

1091
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,309
That is the filthy, repugnant speech

1092
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,311
of the loser, of the forgotten!

1093
01:06:21,395 --> 01:06:22,646
Sure, you're down...

1094
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:25,232
But you're not out!

1095
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,942
You're Doug-bloody-Bridgers!

1096
01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,944
Soon to be Legend in his own time!

1097
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,779
So the world keeps shitting on you,

1098
01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,781
We'll get you an umbrella!

1099
01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:34,783
No ride? Put that lay about Manager

1100
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:36,785
to use, have him drive you to and fro.

1101
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,329
you knuckle down and work harder than you ever have before!

1102
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,582
Are you fucking kidding me?

1103
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,627
I've put in Overtime,

1104
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,879
Developing Backstories for

1105
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:48,880
Characters who get

1106
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,882
3 lines--if I'm lucky.

1107
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,761
Ive put in... hours learning

1108
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,221
dialogues...

1109
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,223
Speech Impediments

1110
01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:00,475
Memorizing Monologues...

1111
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:01,476
Dialogues of entire fucking

1112
01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:02,477
scripts.

1113
01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,478
in case they want me to read for

1114
01:07:03,478 --> 01:07:04,479
someone else.

1115
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,399
I put blood, sweat and tears

1116
01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,734
into

1117
01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:10,068
these Characters for nothing.

1118
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:12,654
If I'm supposed to be this...

1119
01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:15,449
"Great Acting Legend", how come

1120
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,451
No one else knows about it?

1121
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:20,912
Its because I'm not special...

1122
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,375
What else could I have done?

1123
01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:27,753
What's with this past tense talk?

1124
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,504
There is no "could have done",

1125
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,506
Only what you are going to do Now!

1126
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,632
And there is no other path for

1127
01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:33,800
you but back on that horse.

1128
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,802
I've been deluding myself this whole time.

1129
01:07:37,137 --> 01:07:39,139
Maybe I... Could have been happy as a...

1130
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,726
As a Carpenter, or Craftsman...

1131
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,896
... You know...

1132
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,440
Actually making something with my hands.

1133
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:51,401
Something real & fulfilling.

1134
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,987
Oh, certainly. Builder Doug!

1135
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,239
Let's explore that path, shall we?

1136
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,241
I'm sure it sounds wonderfully simple and

1137
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,243
romantic to you, but what it means is

1138
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,245
early hours with arduous, monotonous labor

1139
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,539
Rewarded with a pittance of a salary.

1140
01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,917
And maybe a few beers as you drag your

1141
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,919
beaten corpse into your recliner in time

1142
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:10,921
to turn on the TV and watch, and

1143
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:11,922
fantasize about the glory and

1144
01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:12,923
glamour

1145
01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,925
of the Entertainer's world.

1146
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,051
You awaken to find yourself in

1147
01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:17,219
the same spot

1148
01:08:17,219 --> 01:08:19,221
Unloved, unappreciated...

1149
01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:21,515
The endless cycle starting anew,

1150
01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,390
sending you through the

1151
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,266
sickeningly similar

1152
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,643
motions yet again.

1153
01:08:24,643 --> 01:08:25,644
The majority of people can hack

1154
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:26,645
this life,

1155
01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:27,896
they know no other and ignorance

1156
01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:28,897
is bliss.

1157
01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:30,273
You know why this is not your

1158
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,358
lot, my boy?

1159
01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,193
Because the fire within you will

1160
01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:34,194
not let you

1161
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,862
Settle for mediocrity.

1162
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:36,863
It needs you to fuel it and

1163
01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:37,864
allow it to burn

1164
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,866
as brightly and hotly as it can

1165
01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:42,077
Any other path results in you

1166
01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:43,203
swallowing a gun barrel (and you

1167
01:08:43,203 --> 01:08:44,371
know this to be true)

1168
01:08:45,247 --> 01:08:47,249
The illusion is the happy, simple

1169
01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:49,251
life you think you could have had.

1170
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,462
If it were going to happen to me,

1171
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,464
It would have happened years ago.

1172
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,635
Now, all they want are...

1173
01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,388
hip, buff empty headed pretty boys

1174
01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:03,390
and that ship has sailed.

1175
01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,726
Doug, that particular ship was never in

1176
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,728
the harbor for you to begin with.

1177
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:09,896
But that's for an entirely

1178
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,064
different breed altogether,

1179
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,065
You're not competing in their

1180
01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:13,066
meat markets.

1181
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,318
Yours is a talent that improves with age.

1182
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:17,320
informed by hardship & struggle.

1183
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,905
proper experience.

1184
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,907
There are no shortcuts, though, the path

1185
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,158
is different for everyone.

1186
01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:23,410
Unless, of course, you are

1187
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,411
willing to go the...

1188
01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:27,289
fallacious approach, I suppose...

1189
01:09:27,289 --> 01:09:29,291
Fallaci--

1190
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:30,667
I'm not sucking anyone's dick!

1191
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,669
And no one is asking you to, Doug,

1192
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,671
Calm down. But...

1193
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:35,672
you must be willing to do

1194
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,673
whatever it takes.

1195
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,675
Sacrifices must be made!

1196
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:41,386
Fine. I submit!

1197
01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:42,888
Take my soul!

1198
01:09:42,888 --> 01:09:44,472
I'll sign my name in blood!

1199
01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:46,016
Sell my first born if I have to.

1200
01:09:46,016 --> 01:09:48,018
I don't give a shit, just make it happen.

1201
01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:50,020
(Balthazar laughs) No, no no, Doug!

1202
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,771
What you're referring to are

1203
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,023
works of pure fiction

1204
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,524
I assure you.

1205
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,359
There is no down on the cross roads,

1206
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,819
No "Golden Fiddle"

1207
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,321
No Faustian Bargain!

1208
01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,655
The only thing I have to offer

1209
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:01,823
you now is wisdom.

1210
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,199
And trust me when I tell you,

1211
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,284
You have come too close to what

1212
01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:05,410
you deserve

1213
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,412
for you to Quit now.

1214
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:09,414
I know you want to leave behind

1215
01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,415
an immortal legacy that

1216
01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,416
stretches to the far corners

1217
01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:12,626
of the map...

1218
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,628
to be worshipped by adoring fans,

1219
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,464
some who have only seen you on a screen.

1220
01:10:17,464 --> 01:10:19,466
In order for this to be realized,

1221
01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,885
We need to show them the depths of your soul,

1222
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,094
where the infernal monster

1223
01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,304
dwells magnificent

1224
01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:26,306
and horrifying, and unlike anything

1225
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:28,308
they have ever seen before.

1226
01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,309
You've been told to make bigger,

1227
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:30,310
bolder choices...

1228
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:32,646
I say, take it further...

1229
01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:33,605
Give them both Gun barrels and

1230
01:10:33,605 --> 01:10:34,564
blow them away!

1231
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,566
Show them bat shit crazy!

1232
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,693
Give them a glimpse fo Doug's

1233
01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:39,986
internal inferno!

1234
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:42,405
Set yourself above the rabble.

1235
01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:44,157
by venting all of your passions

1236
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,159
into a unique take.

1237
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,161
Hold nothing back.

1238
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,163
Give no quarter...

1239
01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:52,165
Burn it down Bridgers!!

1240
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,750
(laughs)

1241
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,752
And when you're not on set, you charm

1242
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,754
And you schmooze

1243
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:58,755
Swallow your pride while eating

1244
01:10:58,755 --> 01:10:59,756
their shit

1245
01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:01,967
Until you become so integral they

1246
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:03,969
wouldn't dream of pissing you off.

1247
01:11:03,969 --> 01:11:05,095
And then you can tell them all

1248
01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:06,262
to get fucked!

1249
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,264
Behave however you want.

1250
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,265
They'll keep calling you a

1251
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,266
genius no matter what.

1252
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,185
Don't play their game, Doug,

1253
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,520
Be the game!

1254
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,522
Make them conform to your rules.

1255
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:16,731
Everything you've been working

1256
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:17,732
to is impending,

1257
01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,110
Don't give up now! Either you

1258
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,112
slap destiny on her ass, stick

1259
01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:23,113
your tongue down her throat and

1260
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:24,114
make a bloody move...

1261
01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:26,992
Or regret... and despair...

1262
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:30,704
and spiral out into obscurity.

1263
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,914
the choice is yours.

1264
01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,916
Okay!

1265
01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,837
So... How long do I have to wait?

1266
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:41,339
As long as is necessary, my friend.

1267
01:11:42,090 --> 01:11:44,092
And in the meantime,

1268
01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:46,094
you might need to try some new things.

1269
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,054
Keep working hard, Douglas. I

1270
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,055
assure you...

1271
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,308
What you deserve is coming.

1272
01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,603
Deal! (laughs all around)

1273
01:11:58,023 --> 01:12:00,025
... Hypersensitive... ?...

1274
01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:21,588
Oh! Take me!!

1275
01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,174
YES!!

1276
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,703
(phone rings)

1277
01:12:59,334 --> 01:13:00,543
Hello?

1278
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,545
Doug Bridgers, Oliver Crow!

1279
01:13:03,088 --> 01:13:05,090
Oh, hey Oliver, how's it going?

1280
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,926
Doing great, thanks.

1281
01:13:07,926 --> 01:13:09,219
Hey, so I watched to your

1282
01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:10,553
audition tape from yesterday

1283
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:11,679
and.. I absolutely loved it.

1284
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,847
Great work, man!

1285
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,183
Really? Thanks!

1286
01:13:15,809 --> 01:13:16,810
Anytime!

1287
01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:17,811
Hey, so I sent it over to my

1288
01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,813
Producer buddy and he said he

1289
01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:21,815
liked it a lot and you're perfect for a part

1290
01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:23,817
What d'you say we get you in there bout

1291
01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:25,068
2'oclock?

1292
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,070
Uh--yea--yea, that sounds great!

1293
01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:28,446
Great! Great!

1294
01:13:28,446 --> 01:13:29,447
Alright, I'll see you then,

1295
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,448
alright? Bye now.

1296
01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,876
[Unintelligible Cafe Sounds]

1297
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,052
... stay with me for the weekend...

1298
01:13:52,387 --> 01:13:54,389
How old is she?

1299
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,893
[Unintelligible]

1300
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,117
I just wanna make beautiful music, that's all

1301
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,119
Makes sense. It does.

1302
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,121
Now I heard about a situation

1303
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:20,123
where a woman was vulnerable last week and you stepped in

1304
01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,084
That's why we're having this meeting today.

1305
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:25,086
I looked into your work and think you're a very exceptional actor.

1306
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,047
Thank you!

1307
01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:30,049
But I want to know more about

1308
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,051
you personally.

1309
01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,053
[Cafe Sounds]

1310
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,980
I actually moved from North Carolina.

1311
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,982
Oh, really?

1312
01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:47,984
Yea, so I was raised in Philly

1313
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,986
But I went to college in DC and...

1314
01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,988
If we can get together, figure out

1315
01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,990
how to identify the origin of our fears

1316
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,992
we can step from Happiness...

1317
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,494
And every person that steps from Happiness...

1318
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,496
Then you can live a Happy life!

1319
01:15:00,872 --> 01:15:02,874
This can totally get rid of Depression...

1320
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,710
This totally answers a question on Medication

1321
01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:08,213
So, the character you play

1322
01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,925
You know, your acting skill

1323
01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:13,927
This little conversation we're having

1324
01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,929
I really think you'd be a great addition to the family

1325
01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:17,931
And I can set it up Next Wednesday

1326
01:15:19,057 --> 01:15:21,059
[Cafe Sounds]

1327
01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:27,357
(snapping fingers)

1328
01:15:27,357 --> 01:15:29,359
Hey, Hey!!

1329
01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,569
You listening to me?

1330
01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:33,571
Yea, of course!

1331
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,573
All I'm saying is nothing new, anyway.

1332
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:37,742
You want the better roles, you

1333
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:38,743
need an agent!

1334
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,287
There's only so much I can do.

1335
01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:42,288
What if I don't have an agent,

1336
01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:43,289
that's where you come in?...

1337
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:45,583
Like I said...

1338
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,585
There's only so much I can do.

1339
01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:51,798
I don't know if you noticed, but

1340
01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,800
I Need work. I need money.

1341
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,802
Then get a real fucking job!

1342
01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:57,804
Its not the end of the world,

1343
01:15:57,804 --> 01:15:59,555
We all do other things.

1344
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,557
I just need more auditions, what so hard

1345
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,559
for you to understand?

1346
01:16:04,102 --> 01:16:06,104
I can't really promise anything.

1347
01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:09,274
Well, try and make something happen!

1348
01:16:11,943 --> 01:16:13,945
What's up your ass?

1349
01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:20,034
I'm broke, Gil.

1350
01:16:20,702 --> 01:16:22,704
And I'm being evicted.

1351
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,293
How'd the audition go?

1352
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:38,344
Fine, I guess...

1353
01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:42,056
I'm meeting with him later today.

1354
01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:44,058
See?

1355
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,060
Put in the work! I'm telling you!

1356
01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:50,315
Relax!

1357
01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,317
These things are pretty standard.

1358
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,194
Who knows,

1359
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,195
You may get a phone call at the

1360
01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:57,196
last minute.

1361
01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,198
am I right??

1362
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:00,491
Yea, I guess.

1363
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,784
These things happen all the time

1364
01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:04,495
And when they do call you...

1365
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:06,664
do exactly what they say.

1366
01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:08,666
Go where they tell you to go...

1367
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,044
As long as you get paid!!

1368
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,129
Yea, but... sometimes..

1369
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,131
(Doug stutters)

1370
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,133
For the love of god! Just...

1371
01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:22,013
Do what they say...

1372
01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,874
(music in)

1373
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,459
My Friend!

1374
01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,460
Hey, you shoulda called me!

1375
01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,461
No no no no--

1376
01:17:53,461 --> 01:17:54,128
I would have had somebody pick

1377
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,463
you up.
Oh, no sweat!

1378
01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:58,132
So, what's up?

1379
01:17:58,132 --> 01:17:59,133
So my fucking Producer!

1380
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,426
I sent him over all the... all

1381
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:01,761
the auditions...

1382
01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:02,762
and some of them from your

1383
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:03,763
Manager sent them over..

1384
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,139
I decided we're gonna get you in

1385
01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:06,557
on a Screen Test.

1386
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:07,809
Really?

1387
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:09,811
Here. Let me know when you're ready.

1388
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:11,479
Its really hard to convince

1389
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,480
these guys, you know?

1390
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,108
And I spent so much time on this project

1391
01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:16,109
I think you're gonna knock it

1392
01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:17,110
out of the park!

1393
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,779
Thing is, I got these Producer Heads

1394
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:21,489
trying to tell me how to make my film.

1395
01:18:21,489 --> 01:18:23,491
You gotta find a middle ground somehow

1396
01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:24,158
and these guys just wanna take

1397
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,493
over everything.
…Ok, now wait a minute

1398
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:26,494
They can't do that. Its your

1399
01:18:26,494 --> 01:18:27,495
vision, right?

1400
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:29,497
Right. So... So why are they getting in the

1401
01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:30,623
way of your vision?

1402
01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:32,625
These guys are, like, wannabe Hollywood

1403
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,627
So I tell them about my script and they're IN

1404
01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,963
And I'm...

1405
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:37,964
I don't even feel like its my

1406
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:38,965
film most of the time...

1407
01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:40,967
But... Who am I to say?

1408
01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:41,968
I'll tell you who you are!

1409
01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:42,969
You're the visionary.

1410
01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:44,095
You're the Director--You're the

1411
01:18:44,095 --> 01:18:45,263
guy who's gonna make it happen.

1412
01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:50,101
Alright, you ready for this?

1413
01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:54,105
Alright, Camera Speeds...

1414
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,774
AAaaannnnd Action!

1415
01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:58,985
Its the most frustrating thing ever

1416
01:18:58,985 --> 01:18:59,986
When you have an idea and people

1417
01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:00,987
want to change it.

1418
01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:01,988
Hey, I've lived my whole life

1419
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:02,989
like that.

1420
01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,991
I've had that vision, just like you

1421
01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:06,242
of being an artist, and trying

1422
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,493
to nurture that...

1423
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:09,495
And what happens? There's always someone

1424
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,289
in the fucking way! Always!

1425
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,290
I want this to stay true to its

1426
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:13,291
roots. You know?

1427
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:14,125
A grungy... Realistic struggle

1428
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,877
of Man.
--But now--!

1429
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,962
CUT! Alright, great...

1430
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,964
Ummm...this time, can we try it again?

1431
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,966
Let's just do a little bit more

1432
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:22,967
energetic, a little more

1433
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:23,968
excited, pumped up...

1434
01:19:24,135 --> 01:19:25,386
When they came on board, did

1435
01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:26,637
they know about this?

1436
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:29,390
I mean, to a degree.

1437
01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,517
AAAAnnnd Cut! Ok, Ummm...

1438
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,353
Can we just do it again? Doug?

1439
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:36,397
Let's try a little bit more smooth...you know?

1440
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:38,399
A little more cool...

1441
01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:41,736
AAAAnnndd Action

1442
01:19:41,736 --> 01:19:43,738
And then they hear me talking'

1443
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:44,614
about the script for five

1444
01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:45,490
minutes... They probably haven't

1445
01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:46,365
read the god damn thing

1446
01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,659
Hey, look, I'm in all the way.

1447
01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,661
So, you make this happen, you know i'm there.

1448
01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,663
Dedication. Doug: We're on the same page.

1449
01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,665
Do not, do not question it.

1450
01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:55,333
Whatever you need me to do, I'm

1451
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,000
there for you.

1452
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,667
Great!

1453
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,128
AAAAAnnnd Cut! Ok Excellent.

1454
01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,589
Uh, this time, let's run it again

1455
01:20:01,589 --> 01:20:03,591
Do it like you want to fucking murder them.

1456
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:05,551
You're gonna fucking rip their

1457
01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:06,552
head off. Alright?

1458
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,554
Alright. And--Action!

1459
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,806
You call that a Blowjob?!

1460
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,808
We're gonna try this one more time...

1461
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:13,809
I wanna see it like you're

1462
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:14,810
trying to intimidate him.

1463
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,854
Like you wanna murder them. I'll tell you this

1464
01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,856
I've had this recurring dream.

1465
01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,317
I wake up in this Malibu apartment,

1466
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,736
Just beautiful...Ocean side view!

1467
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:24,987
got a beautiful blonde bombshell

1468
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,280
passed out across my chest

1469
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,741
And there's 2 more half naked

1470
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,743
TENS serving me coffee,

1471
01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:34,205
I look outside, right?

1472
01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:35,164
There's another one catching a tan

1473
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,207
You know what this tells me?

1474
01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:39,252
Success is right around the corner,

1475
01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,046
Right around the corner! You and me?

1476
01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:43,297
We're gonna do this.

1477
01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,299
I'm telling' you, this could be ours.

1478
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:47,301
This film

1479
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,303
It has to work, its gonna work.

1480
01:20:49,971 --> 01:20:52,932
I put too much time into it for it not to.

1481
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,433
So, you...

1482
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,435
You just gotta be perfect.

1483
01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,313
Absolutely.

1484
01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:00,731
I wanna get back to the roots of

1485
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:01,732
what Art is supposed to be.

1486
01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,277
So, whatever happens after this project,

1487
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,278
You know, I just want you to

1488
01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:06,279
know its just business.

1489
01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:08,155
Yea, yea, no I understand.

1490
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:10,157
And I'm all in. Whatever you need.

1491
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,535
Well, I'm all in. Alright!

1492
01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:14,704
My man, my man, let's do this!

1493
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,956
Excellent! That was perfect.

1494
01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,958
That was...you took my note, ran with it...

1495
01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,960
I loved it, man. Perfect!

1496
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:23,546
Uhhh...yea!

1497
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,798
I think that's all...thank you so much

1498
01:21:25,798 --> 01:21:28,342
I think we got it all, got some variations.

1499
01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,636
Thank you so much for coming!

1500
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:31,304
Thank you, very much!

1501
01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:32,638
It means the world to me. For
real.

1502
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:33,639
No no no, I really appreciate

1503
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:34,640
it.

1504
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,391
If I know anything, it should be

1505
01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,142
the next couple of days...

1506
01:21:36,142 --> 01:21:37,476
Doug: Ok...
Oliver: Gotta send the footage

1507
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:38,144
over...

1508
01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:39,145
the Producers...they already

1509
01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:40,146
love you, so...

1510
01:21:40,521 --> 01:21:41,188
That's great!

1511
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,523
I'll have my receptionist get in
contact

1512
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:43,524
If not me...

1513
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:44,525
Hey, I'm looking forward

1514
01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:45,192
to hearing from you. I really

1515
01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:46,527
appreciate it.
Anytime, Doug!

1516
01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:47,737
Its quite an experience.

1517
01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:48,988
I appreciate you coming in...

1518
01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:49,989
It was an experience for me,

1519
01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:50,990
too. Take care!

1520
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,992
Thank you Have a good one!

1521
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,203
... Management...

1522
01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:45,378
(knocks on door)

1523
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,841
Hey, Amigo!... Como Estas?

1524
01:22:50,841 --> 01:22:52,843
Hey, you know why I'm here, right?

1525
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,178
No...

1526
01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:55,429
Aww, come on, bro. You know as

1527
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:56,430
well as I do...

1528
01:22:56,681 --> 01:22:58,683
Where will I go?

1529
01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:00,685
Hey, that's not my problem.

1530
01:23:00,685 --> 01:23:01,686
Hey, whats the matter? Your wife

1531
01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:02,687
kick you out or something?

1532
01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:04,689
Ye... Yea...

1533
01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:06,816
Hey, bro, relax...

1534
01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:08,818
Just listen to me, just listen...

1535
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,820
... I can't...

1536
01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,198
You know, I'm telling you like it is...

1537
01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:15,866
You can't stay here tonight.

1538
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:16,867
... Tonight?...

1539
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,077
Yea, tonight!

1540
01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,078
You can't stay here any longer

1541
01:23:19,078 --> 01:23:20,079
like this.

1542
01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:22,081
Wh... Why not?

1543
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:24,083
Why not? Because I run a legitimate

1544
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:26,085
Business. Because I got paying

1545
01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,086
Customers that come in, they

1546
01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:28,087
stay & they leave.

1547
01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:30,673
You?!... You fancy this

1548
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:31,674
like its some extended stay

1549
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:32,675
hotel, or something.

1550
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,177
Well, you know what? Its not!

1551
01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:37,179
You're gonna take your shit

1552
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,764
And get outta here TONIGHT!

1553
01:23:39,098 --> 01:23:41,100
Over Phone: Hello! You've reached Gil Shepherd,

1554
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,102
I'm not here right now, so please leave your name

1555
01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:45,104
and number and a reason for calling,

1556
01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:47,106
And I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

1557
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,774
That is, If I'm not too busy in
Paradise!

1558
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:49,692
(beep)

1559
01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,445
Uh, yea, Gil, its uh... Its Doug.

1560
01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:54,363
Listen, I'm in pretty bad

1561
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,030
shape... I... I... need you

1562
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:55,698
to...

1563
01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:58,617
Help me out, ok?

1564
01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:01,454
Ok, listen, I don't know how-- how long

1565
01:24:01,454 --> 01:24:03,456
This phone is gonna last...

1566
01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:05,875
So, uh...I need, I need...

1567
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,877
you to leave...

1568
01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:28,147
(street sounds)

1569
01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,697
(knocks) Who could that be?

1570
01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,408
(more knocks) Don't get up,

1571
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:23,410
I got it.

1572
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,579
(more knocks)

1573
01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:33,587
What are you doing here?

1574
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,591
Can I come in? No!

1575
01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:39,885
Look, we need to talk.

1576
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:40,886
I don't want to hear it.

1577
01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:41,887
Please, just listen to me

1578
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,139
I--I don't know what else to do...

1579
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,312
Fine!... Come in...

1580
01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:08,455
Who the fuck is this?

1581
01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:10,833
I should go. No!

1582
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,835
You Stay!

1583
01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:14,503
What you have to say to me, you

1584
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,629
can say in front of him.

1585
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:19,633
Whatever...

1586
01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:24,471
Look...

1587
01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:26,724
I came here today to tell you...

1588
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,769
You win.

1589
01:26:31,437 --> 01:26:32,438
You're stronger than me, you

1590
01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:33,439
always have been.

1591
01:26:34,732 --> 01:26:36,734
And... I can't...

1592
01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:38,736
Live like this...

1593
01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:41,447
Without you.

1594
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:44,575
There, I said it.

1595
01:26:46,327 --> 01:26:48,329
Ok...

1596
01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:51,874
This isn't some kind of pissing contest, Doug...

1597
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,668
And to be completely Frank,

1598
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,045
I have no idea what you're

1599
01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:57,129
talking about.

1600
01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,056
I don't... know why I came

1601
01:27:07,056 --> 01:27:09,058
here today...I just...

1602
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,811
I had nowhere else to go.

1603
01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,148
I've completely run out of options...

1604
01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:20,069
I have...

1605
01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:22,071
Nowhere else to go, no one to turn to...

1606
01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,615
How is that my problem?

1607
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,867
Hmm?

1608
01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:31,830
I don't think I'm safe anymore.

1609
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,502
I don't feel like myself anymore.

1610
01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:39,296
My whole life...

1611
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,298
I just wanted to BE somebody.

1612
01:27:41,966 --> 01:27:44,760
So I could give you whatever you wanted.

1613
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,762
(Ex-Wife chuckles)

1614
01:27:47,388 --> 01:27:48,973
You didn't have to be famous

1615
01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,975
to get my that, Doug.

1616
01:27:50,975 --> 01:27:52,977
All I wanted was a normal life, that's all...

1617
01:27:54,353 --> 01:27:55,771
You couldn't give it to me...

1618
01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:57,773
So I had to move on.

1619
01:28:00,776 --> 01:28:02,778
So, where do we go from here?...

1620
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,364
I mean, what will I do?

1621
01:28:06,532 --> 01:28:07,533
Why don't you ask

1622
01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:08,534
your imaginary friends?

1623
01:28:11,495 --> 01:28:13,497
I don't know what you're talking about...

1624
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,208
God, Doug, I have known you a long time

1625
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,460
You talk to yourself...

1626
01:28:19,378 --> 01:28:20,379
And to be completely frank,

1627
01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:21,380
you've always acted like

1628
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:22,172
a fucking crazy person, now why

1629
01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:23,007
don't you tell me

1630
01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:24,008
why you're really here, or get

1631
01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,009
the fuck

1632
01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:27,011
out of my house.

1633
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,932
... So, this is it? --Yes!

1634
01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,934
I'm afraid so.

1635
01:28:36,854 --> 01:28:38,564
Good!

1636
01:28:38,564 --> 01:28:40,566
I hope you're happy.

1637
01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:41,734
You know, knowing you has been a

1638
01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:42,943
real nightmare!

1639
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,071
I shoulda just left you on that bathroom floor

1640
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,073
to bleed to death.

1641
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:50,534
(Ex Wife laughs)

1642
01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:52,953
What's so funny? --You're delirious!

1643
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,914
You think I tried to kill myself?

1644
01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,916
Oh my god, you're fucking insane!

1645
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,919
No, no, I know what I saw!

1646
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:01,670
You know, I was having a nice,

1647
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:02,421
easy day and then I come home to

1648
01:29:02,421 --> 01:29:03,213
you

1649
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,548
a bloody mess on that bathroom
floor!

1650
01:29:04,548 --> 01:29:05,215
OK!!

1651
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,844
Why are you here?

1652
01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:11,889
I need your help!

1653
01:29:11,889 --> 01:29:14,266
Go see a Psychiatrist, I'm not interested.

1654
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,268
No, you see, I don't know what to do!

1655
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:18,520
But be honest with you & come clean,

1656
01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,023
Why won't you listen to me?!

1657
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:23,025
Because I am not fucking interested.

1658
01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,152
Why not?!

1659
01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,905
You're such a Monster!

1660
01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:31,533
Not the man I wasted my life with...

1661
01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:32,951
Oh, so now its my fault? Huh--Is

1662
01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:33,952
that what you're saying?

1663
01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:34,953
YES IT IS!

1664
01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:35,954
You coming here?!

1665
01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,457
It is your fault!

1666
01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:40,459
Yours...

1667
01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:45,005
Who do you think you are?

1668
01:29:46,173 --> 01:29:48,175
You think you're something special?

1669
01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:50,886
Well, you're not.

1670
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:53,055
Time to get with reality, Doug, you're nothing!

1671
01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:55,641
You're a Nobody!

1672
01:29:55,641 --> 01:29:57,309
Don't you fucking get it yet?

1673
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,394
Time has passed you by!

1674
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,897
It happens, people die, life goes on!

1675
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,316
And in the end, you will never do anything

1676
01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:05,317
remarkable, so you might as well

1677
01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:06,318
just... give it all up!

1678
01:30:06,652 --> 01:30:08,654
Or even better yet, do us all the favor and

1679
01:30:08,654 --> 01:30:10,656
fucking kill yourself.

1680
01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,658
Disappear!

1681
01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:13,659
Because the truth is, Doug,

1682
01:30:13,659 --> 01:30:14,660
nobody cares about you

1683
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:16,662
and nobody ever will. You are a drain

1684
01:30:16,662 --> 01:30:18,664
on everyone and everything

1685
01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:20,124
And you always will be.

1686
01:30:20,124 --> 01:30:22,126
I have done y fair share of torture,

1687
01:30:23,127 --> 01:30:25,129
but now you'r worthless to me.

1688
01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:27,840
So, if you'll excuse us...

1689
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,175
We'd like to... have our dinner,

1690
01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,177
So we can enjoy the rest of our evening.

1691
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,179
If you will just...

1692
01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:41,520
... Let me ask you something...

1693
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,939
What?!

1694
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,941
... Is there any way...

1695
01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:47,943
I could borrow a few bucks?...

1696
01:30:47,985 --> 01:30:49,987
(Ex-Wife & Arthur laugh)

1697
01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,366
You have some... fucking...

1698
01:30:54,867 --> 01:30:56,201
Nerve!

1699
01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:58,620
(Get Out!) (Doug Stammers)

1700
01:30:59,163 --> 01:31:01,790
GET OUT! Of My House!!

1701
01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,042
I'm sorry?...

1702
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,043
Get the fuck out!!

1703
01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,045
No, no, no, this is my house.

1704
01:31:07,045 --> 01:31:08,213
(laughing) OOOhhh! This is not

1705
01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:09,381
your house anymore.

1706
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:11,425
Did you know who you're dealing with?

1707
01:31:11,425 --> 01:31:13,427
Get the fuck out of my house! Get out!

1708
01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:15,804
GET OUT!!

1709
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,513
You wanna bury the truth,

1710
01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:00,515
And live a life of lies?!

1711
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,517
Go for it!! I'm gonna be

1712
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,519
Chillin' in my fucking hot tub!

1713
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,939
You fucking cunt!! Fuck you!!

1714
01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:15,530
Hey!... Hey!

1715
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,532
Wait!

1716
01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:19,910
I listened to what you said...

1717
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:24,289
If I could recommend someone...

1718
01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:27,584
Who knows... He might be able to help you.

1719
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:32,839
Thanks. Yea, Anytime...

1720
01:32:33,423 --> 01:32:35,425
Sorry, she gets

1721
01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:37,427
a little testy from time to time...

1722
01:32:38,804 --> 01:32:40,806
Yea...I know...

1723
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,558
I kinda asked for it...

1724
01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:45,769
Well...Have a goodnight.

1725
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,522
You too...

1726
01:33:47,331 --> 01:33:48,332
(I almost signed a guy rom

1727
01:33:48,332 --> 01:33:49,333
Playhouse West last night)

1728
01:33:49,333 --> 01:33:51,335
Excuse me? Excuse me...

1729
01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:53,337
I'm Doug Bridgers, I'm an actor...

1730
01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:55,380
Here's my headshot

1731
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,382
I would love for you to represent me...

1732
01:33:57,758 --> 01:33:59,760
(laughing) What... Really?!

1733
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,762
(laughs all around)

1734
01:34:01,762 --> 01:34:03,764
Do you believe this guy?

1735
01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:14,983
I mean, my Aunt's Dog's got Representation,

1736
01:34:14,983 --> 01:34:16,985
Why don't we give him a try?

1737
01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:19,863
What do you think?

1738
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:21,865
Can we do something? UUUGGGHHHH.... Ummm,....

1739
01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:25,744
Sure, we'll represent you!

1740
01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:27,746
(laughs)

1741
01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:29,748
(bangs on table)

1742
01:34:37,798 --> 01:34:39,174
(water running)

1743
01:35:05,575 --> 01:35:07,577
(fart)

1744
01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:27,431
(phone vibrates)

1745
01:35:27,431 --> 01:35:29,433
Hello?...

1746
01:35:29,433 --> 01:35:31,435
Uh, yes, this is he...

1747
01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:34,646
Hey, Oliver, how's it going?

1748
01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:39,359
Uh, yea, that works...

1749
01:35:39,359 --> 01:35:41,361
perfect for me! 2 o'clock? Yea...

1750
01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:44,281
Ok, great...Great, thanks, Oliver!

1751
01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,491
Uh, hey, listen, is there anything you want me to wear?

1752
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:48,493
Anything specific?

1753
01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:50,495
Ok... Ok.

1754
01:35:50,495 --> 01:35:52,497
2 o'clock, that sounds great!

1755
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:54,499
Thanks a lot, man, I'll see you then. Thank you!

1756
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,501
(Enter Latin Music)

1757
01:38:14,306 --> 01:38:16,308
(Doug coughs)

1758
01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:47,255
(Latin Music Ends)

1759
01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:06,232
(Murmuring lines to self)

1760
01:39:20,747 --> 01:39:22,749
(Murmuring Lines Louder)

1761
01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:50,944
(door opening)

1762
01:39:50,944 --> 01:39:52,946
Next! Arthur....

1763
01:39:54,072 --> 01:39:56,074
Tinkle... Tinkleberg...

1764
01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:58,076
Uhh... Tinklenberg... Its Tinklenberg...

1765
01:39:58,535 --> 01:40:00,537
Tinkleberg... --Tinklen...

1766
01:40:00,537 --> 01:40:02,539
Tinklenberg! --Yea, (chuckles)

1767
01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,627
(door closes)

1768
01:40:08,628 --> 01:40:09,295
Hi, my name is Arthur

1769
01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:10,630
Tinklenberg... (begins reading
lines)

1770
01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:21,201
(exhales)

1771
01:41:22,202 --> 01:41:24,204
This is all a sham.

1772
01:41:25,246 --> 01:41:27,248
It doesn't matter...

1773
01:41:27,999 --> 01:41:30,001
Nothin' matters anymore.

1774
01:41:31,503 --> 01:41:33,505
Its not supposed to be a competition.

1775
01:41:36,591 --> 01:41:38,802
The bean counters, the Accountants

1776
01:41:38,802 --> 01:41:40,804
made it into a competition,

1777
01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,598
and its not funny anymore.

1778
01:41:45,308 --> 01:41:47,310
Sex sells,

1779
01:41:49,354 --> 01:41:51,356
For guys like us,

1780
01:41:51,356 --> 01:41:53,358
old guys, we're out.

1781
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,282
This business has...

1782
01:42:02,075 --> 01:42:04,077
fucked up my life for the last time.

1783
01:42:07,372 --> 01:42:09,374
My marriage,

1784
01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:11,960
Everything! Its gone! Its all gone!

1785
01:42:14,337 --> 01:42:16,339
It wasn't supposed to happen this way.

1786
01:42:22,512 --> 01:42:24,514
Do yourself a favor,

1787
01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,059
Get out there...

1788
01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:30,478
live your life--whatever's left of it.

1789
01:42:32,939 --> 01:42:34,941
We're too late for our dreams,

1790
01:42:39,112 --> 01:42:40,572
So now its time to get fucking

1791
01:42:40,572 --> 01:42:42,031
Real, people.

1792
01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:46,452
(Arthur's lines returning)

1793
01:42:51,749 --> 01:42:53,751
I need a drink.

1794
01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:32,540
All yours

1795
01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:55,146
(Crash BANG REVEAL, Jazz Music)

1796
01:44:09,035 --> 01:44:11,037
(music fades)

1797
01:44:11,037 --> 01:44:13,039
Alright! Doug Bridgers, everybody...

1798
01:44:16,918 --> 01:44:18,920
Alrighty, you ready for this?

1799
01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:21,589
All set! Let's do this bad boy!

1800
01:44:22,882 --> 01:44:24,008
Wait, wait...

1801
01:44:24,008 --> 01:44:25,176
This is the guy?

1802
01:44:26,386 --> 01:44:28,388
Are you THE Doug Bridgers?

1803
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,307
Yessir, that's me.

1804
01:44:31,641 --> 01:44:32,350
Donut Guy to self: What have I

1805
01:44:32,350 --> 01:44:33,059
seen... I've seen you in...

1806
01:44:33,226 --> 01:44:35,228
In Burnout, right? Burnout...

1807
01:44:35,603 --> 01:44:37,605
Yea, I did

1808
01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:38,815
That one a few years ago...

1809
01:44:38,815 --> 01:44:39,816
Yea, I like that one! Yea, I saw

1810
01:44:39,816 --> 01:44:40,817
it when I was in college.

1811
01:44:40,817 --> 01:44:42,819
Definitely, my uh...one of my favorites...

1812
01:44:43,403 --> 01:44:44,404
I liked it and I liked what you

1813
01:44:44,404 --> 01:44:45,405
been in after that, too.

1814
01:44:47,365 --> 01:44:48,116
Thanks... (?)

1815
01:44:48,116 --> 01:44:49,575
Yea, yea, nah,
You look different so I saw

1816
01:44:49,575 --> 01:44:50,243
that...

1817
01:44:50,243 --> 01:44:52,245
Uh, OK!
Uh, whenever you're ready...

1818
01:44:52,245 --> 01:44:54,247
Alright, Doug. Whenever you're ready,

1819
01:44:54,539 --> 01:44:56,541
Go ahead and slate for the camera...

1820
01:44:59,002 --> 01:45:01,004
(Doug gets ready)

1821
01:45:06,551 --> 01:45:08,553
Hi.... Doug Bridgers,

1822
01:45:08,553 --> 01:45:10,555
Reading for the role of GUY

1823
01:45:16,811 --> 01:45:18,187
Well, well, well,

1824
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:20,189
Look who it is!

1825
01:45:20,189 --> 01:45:22,191
And who might you be?...

1826
01:45:22,775 --> 01:45:24,777
I'm the kinda guy crazy enough to take

1827
01:45:24,777 --> 01:45:25,778
This job

1828
01:45:25,778 --> 01:45:26,779
--Whoah whoah whoah! Ok...

1829
01:45:27,113 --> 01:45:28,114
Alright, that was great!

1830
01:45:28,114 --> 01:45:29,115
Absolutely great!

1831
01:45:29,323 --> 01:45:30,992
But umm...

1832
01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:31,993
Would you mind (still rolling)

1833
01:45:31,993 --> 01:45:32,994
--Would you mind, uh...

1834
01:45:33,244 --> 01:45:35,246
Doing these sides, please?

1835
01:45:35,747 --> 01:45:37,749
Ok...

1836
01:45:37,749 --> 01:45:39,751
(Doug clears throat) Do you want me to slate again?

1837
01:45:39,751 --> 01:45:41,753
No no no, just go right into it.

1838
01:45:43,171 --> 01:45:47,091
Ok... Doug Bridgers reading for the role of Ted...

1839
01:45:49,886 --> 01:45:51,888
Ah Ah AH! Hang on, please...

1840
01:45:57,935 --> 01:45:59,937
Did you like... the Roast?

1841
01:46:02,732 --> 01:46:04,734
Meh, too spicy...

1842
01:46:04,734 --> 01:46:06,736
Oh, i'm sorry...

1843
01:46:06,736 --> 01:46:09,280
I thought you always liked my cooking.

1844
01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:12,742
AH! Only when its good!

1845
01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:15,411
So?...

1846
01:46:15,495 --> 01:46:17,497
What did the Robertsons say?

1847
01:46:18,331 --> 01:46:22,168
Well... The Robinsons demanded more Potato Salad.

1848
01:46:23,711 --> 01:46:25,713
More Potato Salad??

1849
01:46:25,963 --> 01:46:27,965
Well, yes.

1850
01:46:27,965 --> 01:46:31,135
(Donut Guy Opens bag... Again...)

1851
01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:38,351
Doug: How much more Potato Salad did they request?

1852
01:46:38,768 --> 01:46:40,770
Well...I'm not sure.

1853
01:46:41,187 --> 01:46:43,189
I just know that eventually...

1854
01:46:43,564 --> 01:46:46,818
You can have too much Potato Salad...

1855
01:46:47,151 --> 01:46:49,153
Hey, man, what the fuck, Seriously?

1856
01:46:51,322 --> 01:46:53,324
'Cause I've...

1857
01:46:53,324 --> 01:46:55,868
Worked way too hard to be disrespected

1858
01:46:55,868 --> 01:46:57,870
like this...to be

1859
01:46:57,870 --> 01:46:59,872
Tossed around like some god damn rag doll.

1860
01:47:01,249 --> 01:47:03,543
I'm a mother fuckin' STAR GOD DAMMIT!!

1861
01:47:04,794 --> 01:47:06,796
Now you get someone in here that can

1862
01:47:06,796 --> 01:47:08,798
read these god damned lines...

1863
01:47:08,798 --> 01:47:10,967
Or am I supposed to stand here with my dick out?

1864
01:47:11,175 --> 01:47:12,927
and try to entertain you...

1865
01:47:12,927 --> 01:47:14,929
And fail miserably, probably, right?!

1866
01:47:14,929 --> 01:47:15,805
Aint that what you expect from me?

1867
01:47:16,264 --> 01:47:18,975
Is that what you want?
I mean, is that what you enjoy?

1868
01:47:20,268 --> 01:47:22,270
Honestly?! Lemme ask you you--

1869
01:47:22,270 --> 01:47:24,272
Just fucking tell me if that's what you want!

1870
01:47:25,273 --> 01:47:27,275
Because I can handle that!

1871
01:47:27,275 --> 01:47:29,277
But this bullshit with his wrestling

1872
01:47:29,277 --> 01:47:31,195
and and his eating crap!

1873
01:47:31,195 --> 01:47:33,197
You don't disrespect people like me,

1874
01:47:33,197 --> 01:47:35,199
you fucking understand that?!

1875
01:47:41,873 --> 01:47:46,210
(Executives & Oliver laughing)

1876
01:48:15,031 --> 01:48:17,033
Man, this is amazing!

1877
01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:24,582
(Silence)

1878
01:48:31,547 --> 01:48:33,549
Uh, we're done here. Thank you.

1879
01:48:34,717 --> 01:48:36,719
(Doug stammers)

1880
01:48:38,262 --> 01:48:40,264
Oliver: Thank you for coming, Doug.

1881
01:48:53,527 --> 01:48:54,987
(Smacking knee, snap finger)

1882
01:48:54,987 --> 01:48:56,989
That's the fucking guy

1883
01:48:57,907 --> 01:48:59,909
Despite his freakout...

1884
01:49:00,618 --> 01:49:03,037
Fuck it, whatever, that's the guy!

1885
01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:09,085
Look, all I'm saying is this:

1886
01:49:09,085 --> 01:49:11,087
Either make a decision in the next 48 hours,

1887
01:49:12,004 --> 01:49:14,006
or we're gonna pull the show.

1888
01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:18,594
Everybody's replaceable, kid.

1889
01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:20,721
Even you.

1890
01:49:20,721 --> 01:49:22,723
Mark my fucking words.

1891
01:49:37,613 --> 01:49:39,615
(Sounds of the Metro Rail)

1892
01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:39,342
Sorry I'm late

1893
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:42,762
Where were you?

1894
01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:45,222
Just got back from Puerto Rico!

1895
01:50:46,140 --> 01:50:48,142
Puerto Rico? Yea!

1896
01:50:48,684 --> 01:50:50,686
I had a good time...(chuckles)

1897
01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:53,522
It was great!

1898
01:50:53,522 --> 01:50:55,524
Finally got away from this shit hole, so..

1899
01:50:55,816 --> 01:50:57,360
Mission Accomplished!

1900
01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:59,362
So... You don't know about the callback?

1901
01:51:00,446 --> 01:51:02,948
You had a Callback? ... Yea...

1902
01:51:02,948 --> 01:51:04,950
I had a Callback. Oh, really?!

1903
01:51:07,411 --> 01:51:09,413
Of course, they made me wait forever

1904
01:51:09,413 --> 01:51:11,415
But I went in, and I performed.

1905
01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:14,168
Good for you!

1906
01:51:15,211 --> 01:51:17,213
Anyway, its Over.

1907
01:51:17,213 --> 01:51:19,215
Just like that.

1908
01:51:20,174 --> 01:51:22,176
What?

1909
01:51:22,343 --> 01:51:24,345
What are you talking about?

1910
01:51:25,846 --> 01:51:27,848
I'm finished, Gil.

1911
01:51:29,183 --> 01:51:31,185
Did you even go through with the audition?

1912
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:33,562
Yea ... And?...

1913
01:51:34,146 --> 01:51:36,148
Its over.

1914
01:51:36,399 --> 01:51:37,400
Just like that?

1915
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,401
Just like that.

1916
01:51:40,986 --> 01:51:42,988
What happened?

1917
01:51:43,823 --> 01:51:45,825
It got a little intense...

1918
01:51:47,410 --> 01:51:49,412
I think I had an anxiety attack

1919
01:51:49,412 --> 01:51:51,414
I--I clearly didn't listen to directions...

1920
01:51:55,543 --> 01:51:57,545
Anyway...

1921
01:51:57,920 --> 01:51:59,922
I need your help.

1922
01:52:00,214 --> 01:52:02,216
Help how?

1923
01:52:02,967 --> 01:52:04,969
I need to borrow a thousand dollars.

1924
01:52:04,969 --> 01:52:06,971
I know it sounds bad, but I can pay you back.

1925
01:52:09,140 --> 01:52:11,142
That can be arranged.

1926
01:52:16,397 --> 01:52:18,399
What's it for?...

1927
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:22,695
Well...

1928
01:52:22,945 --> 01:52:24,947
If you want the money...

1929
01:52:28,325 --> 01:52:30,327
I need to get my car out of the impound.

1930
01:52:32,121 --> 01:52:34,123
Where you gonna go?

1931
01:52:34,498 --> 01:52:36,500
(exhales) Somewhere...

1932
01:52:36,834 --> 01:52:38,836
North, probably, fuck knows...

1933
01:52:41,380 --> 01:52:43,382
I just gotta get as far away from here as I can

1934
01:52:43,799 --> 01:52:45,801
See where the road takes me...

1935
01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:49,805
I'm sick of this whole new Hollywood Game...

1936
01:52:51,765 --> 01:52:53,767
That's not why I became an actor in the first place.

1937
01:52:54,602 --> 01:52:55,686
Yea!

1938
01:52:55,686 --> 01:52:58,230
Its a god damn shame nobody gives a fuck these days.

1939
01:53:01,859 --> 01:53:02,776
Look...

1940
01:53:02,776 --> 01:53:04,778
You know you can come to me for anything...

1941
01:53:06,030 --> 01:53:08,032
I've been doing pretty good lately,

1942
01:53:08,032 --> 01:53:10,034
Signing Clients,

1943
01:53:10,367 --> 01:53:12,369
Finally starting to see some money come in...

1944
01:53:13,537 --> 01:53:15,539
How much?

1945
01:53:15,956 --> 01:53:17,958
Enough.

1946
01:53:19,919 --> 01:53:21,921
Well, thanks for everything!

1947
01:53:21,921 --> 01:53:23,923
I'm really gonna miss you...

1948
01:53:28,135 --> 01:53:30,137
Hey... I'll see you when I see you.

1949
01:54:05,047 --> 01:54:07,049
(Radio Chatter)

1950
01:54:20,938 --> 01:54:22,940
Bye Bye L.A.

1951
01:54:25,859 --> 01:54:27,861
Goodbye Los Angeles!

1952
01:55:00,185 --> 01:55:02,187
Seriously?

1953
01:55:04,523 --> 01:55:06,525
Uhhh... Ok...

1954
01:55:14,825 --> 01:55:16,827
(Truck Hood pops)

1955
01:55:19,788 --> 01:55:21,790
(cough, cough)

1956
01:55:30,090 --> 01:55:32,092
(gag)

1957
01:55:40,517 --> 01:55:42,519
(Ocean Sounds)

1958
01:56:04,416 --> 01:56:06,418
So, why are we here again, Douglas?

1959
01:56:09,171 --> 01:56:11,173
All I ever wanted was to perform.

1960
01:56:15,219 --> 01:56:17,221
Nothin' else.

1961
01:56:18,555 --> 01:56:20,557
Just to Act.

1962
01:56:22,142 --> 01:56:24,144
I was good at it.

1963
01:56:26,105 --> 01:56:27,189
Its the only thing I could ever

1964
01:56:27,189 --> 01:56:28,315
do I was any good at...

1965
01:56:29,858 --> 01:56:31,860
That was 35 years ago...

1966
01:56:35,447 --> 01:56:36,740
Here's the deal:

1967
01:56:37,366 --> 01:56:39,368
I'm somebody!

1968
01:56:41,036 --> 01:56:43,038
And I had a wife...

1969
01:56:43,288 --> 01:56:45,290
and I had a house...

1970
01:56:45,582 --> 01:56:47,584
And I had a fuckin' life!

1971
01:56:48,085 --> 01:56:50,087
(crazy man laughs)

1972
01:56:51,839 --> 01:56:53,048
(laughing)

1973
01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,299
What did it get you?

1974
01:56:55,175 --> 01:56:57,177
(crying)

1975
01:57:03,517 --> 01:57:05,519
What would that get me?

1976
01:57:06,937 --> 01:57:08,939
I mean, what would fame get me?

1977
01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:14,027
Everything

1978
01:57:14,903 --> 01:57:15,904
(crazy chuckle)

1979
01:57:15,904 --> 01:57:16,905
I can have it all, right?

1980
01:57:18,866 --> 01:57:21,118
I mean... I can have everything I want!

1981
01:57:21,368 --> 01:57:22,369
Fuck yea! That's what you got--

1982
01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:23,370
you got everything!

1983
01:57:23,829 --> 01:57:24,830
And I want everything and I'm

1984
01:57:24,830 --> 01:57:25,831
gonna ride this

1985
01:57:25,831 --> 01:57:27,833
'till I die!

1986
01:57:27,833 --> 01:57:29,835
So let me tell you what I'm gonna do

1987
01:57:30,419 --> 01:57:33,172
I'm gonna saddle up and ride it

1988
01:57:33,172 --> 01:57:35,174
(Baby) I'm gonna ride it all the way...

1989
01:57:35,174 --> 01:57:37,176
'till I'm famous!

1990
01:57:37,176 --> 01:57:39,178
And I don't care what--nothin'

1991
01:57:39,178 --> 01:57:41,180
in the world is gonna

1992
01:57:41,180 --> 01:57:43,182
stop me, you got it?

1993
01:57:43,182 --> 01:57:44,183
Nothin'!

1994
01:57:44,183 --> 01:57:45,184
And you can ride along with me

1995
01:57:45,184 --> 01:57:46,185
or you can stand off to the side

1996
01:57:46,185 --> 01:57:47,186
but I'm going there.

1997
01:57:49,813 --> 01:57:51,815
What d'ya say?

1998
01:57:53,233 --> 01:57:55,235
You in?

1999
01:57:55,778 --> 01:57:57,780
Or you out...

2000
01:58:00,949 --> 01:58:02,951
'Cause I'm in.

2001
01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:11,502
All the way!

2002
01:58:40,364 --> 01:58:42,366
(waking up)

2003
01:59:15,774 --> 01:59:17,776
(urinating)

2004
01:59:24,950 --> 01:59:27,744
(Jazz Music)

2005
01:59:48,056 --> 01:59:50,058
How long do they want me for?

2006
01:59:50,976 --> 01:59:52,978
Seriously?

2007
01:59:54,771 --> 01:59:56,773
Ok--So how much?

2008
01:59:56,773 --> 01:59:58,150
How much are we talking?

2009
01:59:58,150 --> 02:00:00,527
No! Fucking forget--

2010
02:00:00,527 --> 02:00:03,113
I don't work for scale, Gil, you know that!

2011
02:00:04,948 --> 02:00:06,074
Hey--Hey--Hey!

2012
02:00:06,074 --> 02:00:07,492
I don't care what they say!

2013
02:00:07,492 --> 02:00:09,494
You go back in and re-negotiate!

2014
02:00:09,912 --> 02:00:11,914
You get me my price!

2015
02:00:13,165 --> 02:00:14,541
Gil, Gil, I don't wanna fucking

2016
02:00:14,541 --> 02:00:15,959
hear it, you understand?

2017
02:00:16,668 --> 02:00:18,170
Make it happen, that's it! Make

2018
02:00:18,170 --> 02:00:19,713
it happen. Bye!

2019
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:59,002
Hey, man! Come on in! Heyyy!!

2020
02:00:59,461 --> 02:01:01,463
How ya doin'? Good to see ya!

2021
02:01:02,756 --> 02:01:04,758
Oh man! Come on in!

2022
02:01:05,801 --> 02:01:07,803
WOW! Nice place!

2023
02:01:07,803 --> 02:01:09,805
Thanks

2024
02:01:12,516 --> 02:01:14,518
Hey, I'm digging these floors...

2025
02:01:14,518 --> 02:01:16,520
Hey, you want some coffee?

2026
02:01:17,104 --> 02:01:19,106
Umm... Yea, I'd love some!

2027
02:01:19,606 --> 02:01:21,608
She likes it, so I'm a Happy Camper

2028
02:01:21,608 --> 02:01:23,610
Nice. ... Thanks, hon.

2029
02:01:23,610 --> 02:01:25,612
My Pleasure.

2030
02:01:26,113 --> 02:01:27,114
Aww, its beautiful, Doug.

2031
02:01:27,114 --> 02:01:28,115
Yea, it is!

2032
02:01:28,115 --> 02:01:29,116
Its a good place.

2033
02:01:29,116 --> 02:01:30,117
Its quiet and beautiful.

2034
02:01:30,951 --> 02:01:32,953
Yes, she is.

2035
02:01:33,286 --> 02:01:35,288
(chuckles)

2036
02:01:36,039 --> 02:01:38,041
So, what's up?

2037
02:01:38,041 --> 02:01:40,043
So, I got an email

2038
02:01:40,419 --> 02:01:42,421
If we on a Friday--not this Friday

2039
02:01:42,421 --> 02:01:44,423
but a couple Friday's from now

2040
02:01:44,423 --> 02:01:46,425
show up in Budapest for a Private Screening

2041
02:01:46,425 --> 02:01:48,427
of Dire Need, they'll give us a

2042
02:01:48,427 --> 02:01:50,429
$60,000 Cash Advance.

2043
02:01:50,429 --> 02:01:52,431
I mean... We need this...

2044
02:01:52,431 --> 02:01:54,433
Who knows! Maybe we can push our next project

2045
02:01:54,433 --> 02:01:55,892
and get $100,000

2046
02:01:55,892 --> 02:01:57,894
So, is there another project?

2047
02:01:57,894 --> 02:01:59,896
I mean, I want there to be.

2048
02:01:59,896 --> 02:02:01,898
I got tons of ideas for you, Doug.

2049
02:02:03,233 --> 02:02:04,526
Hey, so whatever happened to

2050
02:02:04,526 --> 02:02:05,819
those guys in New York?

2051
02:02:06,153 --> 02:02:08,155
Ahh, god... They, uh...

2052
02:02:09,114 --> 02:02:11,116
They fled the country!

2053
02:02:11,116 --> 02:02:13,118
Turns out, they were being tried for Fraud.

2054
02:02:13,118 --> 02:02:15,120
Seriously? Yea.

2055
02:02:15,120 --> 02:02:17,122
Unbelievable.

2056
02:02:18,373 --> 02:02:19,166
Well, at least we don't have to

2057
02:02:19,166 --> 02:02:21,960
worry about them anymore.
Yea!

2058
02:02:22,127 --> 02:02:23,128
Those guys were sketchy.

2059
02:02:23,128 --> 02:02:24,129
After everything we went through

2060
02:02:24,129 --> 02:02:25,172
with those guys I'm...

2061
02:02:25,547 --> 02:02:27,549
I'm done with them.

2062
02:02:28,341 --> 02:02:30,343
You think there's... Any way we can get some

2063
02:02:30,343 --> 02:02:32,345
money in Budapest?

2064
02:02:32,345 --> 02:02:33,305
I think there's plenty of ways

2065
02:02:33,305 --> 02:02:34,306
we can get money in Budapest.

2066
02:02:34,306 --> 02:02:36,308
Those guys are loaded!

2067
02:02:36,308 --> 02:02:38,310
As long as you show up, and you're you

2068
02:02:38,310 --> 02:02:40,312
and you do your thing, and I'm me?!

2069
02:02:40,312 --> 02:02:42,314
Shit! Who knows? Maybe we'll be able to

2070
02:02:42,314 --> 02:02:44,316
Shoot our next project in Budapest...

2071
02:02:45,108 --> 02:02:47,110
Let's do it! Yea?

2072
02:02:47,527 --> 02:02:48,195
(clang)

2073
02:02:48,195 --> 02:02:49,529
Oliver: I'll give you a call
later in the week

2074
02:02:49,529 --> 02:02:50,530
Let you know if anything changes

2075
02:02:50,530 --> 02:02:51,740
but...

2076
02:02:51,740 --> 02:02:52,949
For now? Get your Passport

2077
02:02:52,949 --> 02:02:54,159
ready, buddy!

2078
02:02:54,159 --> 02:02:56,161
(laughing) Yea!!

2079
02:02:56,828 --> 02:02:58,830
Alright, well, you guys have a good night!

2080
02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,126
(laughing at the innuendo)

2081
02:03:27,943 --> 02:03:29,945
(doorbell rings)

2082
02:03:39,704 --> 02:03:41,706
Hey, what's up, man? Come on in!

2083
02:03:41,706 --> 02:03:43,250
Got some good news for you!

2084
02:03:43,250 --> 02:03:45,252
Excellent!

2085
02:03:45,585 --> 02:03:46,837
You want some coffee?

2086
02:03:46,837 --> 02:03:47,754
Yea, I'd love some!

2087
02:03:47,754 --> 02:03:48,755
Great! Come on out back and

2088
02:03:48,755 --> 02:03:49,756
we'll gotcha some

2089
02:03:53,844 --> 02:03:55,846
So, what do you got for me?

2090
02:03:56,221 --> 02:03:58,473
Alright, hold your horses!

2091
02:04:09,151 --> 02:04:10,485
What are these?

2092
02:04:10,777 --> 02:04:11,778
I know some of it sounds dumb,

2093
02:04:11,778 --> 02:04:12,779
but for most of these...

2094
02:04:12,779 --> 02:04:14,781
its just a working title.

2095
02:04:15,407 --> 02:04:17,409
So, are they gonna change it? ... Yes...

2096
02:04:20,412 --> 02:04:22,414
These make me look like a Jackass?

2097
02:04:23,748 --> 02:04:25,876
No... (?) 'Cause I don't wanna look like a Jackass!

2098
02:04:25,959 --> 02:04:27,878
Why would you? (Gil’s Aggravated Chuckle)

2099
02:04:29,462 --> 02:04:31,381
Doug, you haven't worked in months!

2100
02:04:31,756 --> 02:04:33,758
Well, because you've brought me shit like this

2101
02:04:33,758 --> 02:04:35,760
No!... No!!

2102
02:04:35,927 --> 02:04:37,095
You landed a lead role and it

2103
02:04:37,095 --> 02:04:38,305
happened to be a hit!

2104
02:04:39,806 --> 02:04:42,392
Now, you have offers coming in. Finally!

2105
02:04:44,186 --> 02:04:45,687
And what?

2106
02:04:45,812 --> 02:04:47,814
You don't wanna "Look like a Jackass"?

2107
02:04:49,816 --> 02:04:52,611
I mean, now is not the time to be selective!

2108
02:04:55,947 --> 02:04:57,365
Do you want to continue to act

2109
02:04:57,365 --> 02:04:58,825
and keep up this lifestyle?

2110
02:04:59,117 --> 02:05:01,119
Make Money?...

2111
02:05:01,119 --> 02:05:03,496
You know, working for you is a constant struggle

2112
02:05:04,206 --> 02:05:06,541
I never said it was gonna be easy Gil:You know that, don't you?

2113
02:05:08,835 --> 02:05:10,837
That's the whole point, if you think about it

2114
02:05:10,837 --> 02:05:12,839
I mean, you're supposed to Gil: --No! Let me explain something

2115
02:05:12,839 --> 02:05:14,299
to you, Doug!

2116
02:05:14,299 --> 02:05:16,176
Nobody's gonna want to work with you if you keep

2117
02:05:16,176 --> 02:05:18,178
holding yourself back!

2118
02:05:18,178 --> 02:05:20,305
You have to embrace challenges head on!

2119
02:05:22,098 --> 02:05:24,100
Besides, what you do is easy!

2120
02:05:24,726 --> 02:05:26,728
I see kids do it all the time.

2121
02:05:28,271 --> 02:05:29,981
I can waste my time with them instead...

2122
02:05:29,981 --> 02:05:31,983
All I want is a real script, not this shit

2123
02:05:31,983 --> 02:05:33,985
you keep bringing me...

2124
02:05:34,402 --> 02:05:36,154
For the love of god, Doug!

2125
02:05:36,154 --> 02:05:38,156
Just do what they say!!

2126
02:05:38,949 --> 02:05:40,951
Go where they tell you to go!

2127
02:05:41,701 --> 02:05:43,703
Then you'll always be able to play and just...

2128
02:05:43,703 --> 02:05:45,705
do whatever you want to do!

2129
02:05:54,839 --> 02:05:56,841
Here's one where you play an Insurance Salesman...

2130
02:05:59,052 --> 02:06:01,054
Its what you wanted, right?

2131
02:06:08,353 --> 02:06:10,355
Maybe he commits murder or something...

2132
02:06:11,106 --> 02:06:13,483
Look, I can only do so much!

2133
02:06:17,404 --> 02:06:19,406
Oliver stopped by today.

2134
02:06:20,532 --> 02:06:22,534
... And?...

2135
02:06:22,867 --> 02:06:24,869
And I'm going to Budapest in

2136
02:06:24,869 --> 02:06:26,371
the next couple of weeks after this

2137
02:06:26,371 --> 02:06:28,373
shit show you got me on is over...

2138
02:06:28,957 --> 02:06:30,959
And then, I'm firing you.

2139
02:06:33,169 --> 02:06:35,171
Are you fucking kidding me?

2140
02:06:39,092 --> 02:06:40,927
Did you forget who got you this far?

2141
02:06:40,927 --> 02:06:42,929
And I thank you for helping me get this far,

2142
02:06:42,929 --> 02:06:44,931
but I'm gonna take my career in a whole different direction.

2143
02:06:45,849 --> 02:06:47,851
I wanna go a little further...

2144
02:06:48,143 --> 02:06:50,145
That's why you're fired.

2145
02:06:51,604 --> 02:06:53,606
Nothin' personal, just Business.

2146
02:06:59,237 --> 02:07:01,239
"Nothing Personal, Just Business"

2147
02:09:27,051 --> 02:09:29,053
Awesome!

2148
02:09:29,053 --> 02:09:30,263
Thank god you're here!

2149
02:09:30,263 --> 02:09:32,265
Wouldn't miss it for the world! How's it going?

2150
02:09:32,265 --> 02:09:34,267
Good, good. Come on over here, we got everything set up for you

2151
02:09:34,267 --> 02:09:36,269
Ok... --We're running a little late, but we should pick up

2152
02:09:36,269 --> 02:09:37,770
the slack after lunch...

2153
02:09:37,770 --> 02:09:39,772
But if you have a seat right here,

2154
02:09:40,190 --> 02:09:42,192
we'll be right with you. Thanks!

2155
02:13:12,777 --> 02:13:17,407
(Sounds of the Hollywood Streets)