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BIRTHDAY
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Careful, Dad.
— Ssh.
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Ole! Quiet!
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Ow!
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Ssh!
—Dad...
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FATHER OF FOUR AND THE VIKINGS
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Ready? Three, two, one.
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Today is Bodil's birthday!
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
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I told you they'd come.
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Bodil wanted to get up at 6:30,
but you stay in bed on your birthday.
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That's what we do in our family, Per.
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Now we'll recite our family oath.
— Do we have to?
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Yes.
We always do it on birthdays.
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Family's best, family's blessed,
family will not fail!
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Together we are strong.
— And in the end we will prevail!
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Now for breakfast!
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Bodil, you lovely blue elephant...
— Gray, Dad.
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Gray—blue elephant.
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I remember the day
you came into my life.
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It was on my fifth birthday...
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and ever since, you've been
a big part of this family.
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Now it's Sis's turn.
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Dear Bodil. When I turned five,
it was my turn to be your mother.
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I held you in my arms
for seven glorious years.
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Then I passed you on to...
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Me. Bodil, you were my best friend.
You never left my side.
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We had so much fun...
— What are you on about?
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Bodlil, you were mine most of all.
— No, she wasn't.
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I took care of her and found her
whenever you left her here and there.
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She always slept in my room.
— This is so typical!
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What about you, Ole?
— Stop!
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We had a 50/50 arrangement
with shared custody.
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That's not true.
— She was always in my room.
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Then... I got you, Bodil.
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We'll be together
until one of us dies.
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Let's stand and
give three cheers for Bodil.
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Dear Bodil.
I hope you'll live long and well...
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and live to be an old elephant.
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Three cheers for Bodil.
— Hooray, hooray.
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And the long trunk.
— Hooray!
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Dad, you've got to talk to Ole.
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His stinky socks
and underpants are everywhere.
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I go to school
smelling of stinky socks and boy farts.
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Do you realize how harmful
that can be for a girl entering puberty?
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We're too old to share a room.
— But we don't have enough rooms.
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Sis is almost an adult
and needs her own room.
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Can't Per and Ole share?
— He's only seven.
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You're too much!
— Mie!
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Dad, you have to talk to Mie.
She doesn't respect my boundaries.
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I'll talk to her. Again.
— I'm sick of sharing a room with her.
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I'm almost 13. A grown man.
And I'm surrounded by pink and bows.
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It'll give me a trauma.
—I'll talk to her.
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If you'll start putting your dirty
laundry in the laundry basket.
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You leave it everywhere.
— You always take her side!
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Ole and Mie,
come and fold your own clothes.
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No? Okay.
— I can help, Sis.
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Thanks, but they'll have to get with it
if they want clean underwear.
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I'm sick of doing everything here!
— Sis!
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Why is your stuff on my side?
— What are your dolls doing here?
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They're highly collectible
action figures. They're expensive.
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What about this junk?
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Don't throw my jewelry around.
Do you know how much it cost?
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Sis?
— No!
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You're so annoying!
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A Bedouin camp.
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Golly!
Is that you, Per? And the birthday girl.
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Happy birthday.
— Thank you, Uncle Anders.
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I see you have my talent
for building and comfort.
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Are you pretending to be a sheik?
— This is no game.
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I'm hiding.
— From whom?
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Those inside.
— Which one?
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All of them.
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Hello, everybody!
— Out of the way.
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Here. The floors need to be done
in this room and the kitchen.
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The toilet needs maintenance,
and fix the U-bend in the laundry room.
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My word!
— Not now, Uncle.
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Good grief!
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Shouldn't you be doing something?
— I'm building a partition wall.
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Stick to your own side.
— Hi, kids.
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Not now, Uncle!
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I'm not a housewife
or a builder or a plumber.
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Sis...
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The bird has flown.
— This family is falling apart!
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I'll say!
You have to do something, Dad.
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Like what?
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Family therapy?
— Exactly.
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You need it desperately.
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I know two experts in family dynamics
and crisis management on Funen.
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We'll all go there
and be energized...
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and learn tools to help us
live together in peace and harmony.
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It's an incredibly interesting project.
We'll live together like the old...
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We'll do no such thing. We're already
happy and living in harmony.
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We expect a guest in the fall holiday.
— She can come too.
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Then she too can live like the old...
— Not me. I'm moving away from home.
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I get her room!
— What did you say, Sis?
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I'm moving out. You heard me.
You're already arguing over my room.
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Don't you want to live with us?
— I'm an adult. I can't stay forever.
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Who gets your room?
— You two can figure it out.
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Sis isn't going anywhere.
—I'm 19. It's my decision.
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We need to talk about this.
You're not old enough to move out.
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Family's best, family's blessed!
Family's best, family's blessed!
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Family's best, family's blessed!
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This place is gorgeous.
— Amazing.
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It's almost pretty.
— Pretty means the same as gorgeous.
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Okay.
It's really nice too.
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Isn't it, Dad?
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They could at least have given us
cushions to sit on.
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Where is this Funen place?
— Here, there and everywhere.
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I'm glad you came, Olivia.
— It's my first time in a carriage.
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We're out in the countryside.
— Aren't there any houses here?
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Or a comfortable car?
— Or people?
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There's someone.
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Will he shoot us, Dad?
— Not at all. He's probably hunting.
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Wow.
— Look!
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This place is wild.
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Welcome to Freya's Delight.
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We're so glad that you want to give
your family life a new direction...
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that includes forgiveness,
collaboration and, Freya willing, love.
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Speaking of love, this is Rie.
— And this is Runulf.
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We want to take you back to a time
when life wasn't so complicated.
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We will live as Vikings.
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Are we going to play Vikings?
- Yes!
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I tried to tell you.
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Back then, unity was crucial
for the survival of the group.
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May I ask a question?
— No!
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Forget it.
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There were no computers...
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cell phones
or other alienating elements.
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It's time to put your cell phones
and iPads in this basket.
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You can't be serious.
— We are.
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You'll get them back at the end of the
course. If you want them, that is...
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I'd also like to introduce Gorm
and Lisa.
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Lisa is our cook,
and Gorm is our handyman.
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First we'll find your quarters,
which are in the village.
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Thank goodness!
I thought we had to live in this circus.
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We'll probably stay in that cozy inn
we passed.
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Come along. It's just
on the other side of this thicket.
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Stay on the path.
Giants might by lying in wait.
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Mind your arms and legs.
Now we're almost there.
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Here.
— This isn't the village.
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It is indeed. This is a copy
of a village in the Viking Age.
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The Jakobsens?
This is your cottage.
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And the Madsens?
Yours is over there.
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And the Stevenson—Mahmouds?
Your cottage is behind us.
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And the last cottage is
for the Dad family.
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The door is locked.
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Yes, exactly. Just like
your pattern of family life is.
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I'm not sure I...
— Keep your big mouth shut, Torben.
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You have to figure out
how to get inside.
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Your first family exercise
starts now. Off you go!
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That's right.
You can go to your cottages now.
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Brilliant, Runulf.
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Look, everyone. Is that a trapdoor?
— Maybe we can crawl in.
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It's shut.
— Pulling on the antlers might open it.
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I'll do it.
— No way, Little Per.
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This is a job for adults.
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Go, Uncle.
—Yes.
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On my shoulders.
— Alright, alright.
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No, no, Uncle. Stop!
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I can't see anything.
— Watch out, Dad.
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Move your hands.
— Careful!
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Look out!
— Oh no!
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Thank you, adults.
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Can you use a lasso?
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I'll have you know
that I used to work at a rodeo.
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If you can lasso a cow...
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you can lasso a dead deer.
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There!
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Now what?
— Crawl up the rope.
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And this is a job for children.
— You're almost there, Per.
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How will he get down on the inside?
— There's a ladder here.
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Come.
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I won't share a room with Mie.
— I have to have my own room.
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Let's get inside
before you start assigning rooms.
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Are you there, Per?
— Yes.
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Good job, Per.
— Stop!
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Where is Bodil? I hope
she didn't get scared and run away.
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I've got her.
You sound as though she were alive.
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You have no idea, Olivia.
— In we go.
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It's one big room.
— Oh no...
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Well, I never. Who didn't want
to share with whom?
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I won't sleep in Ole's corner.
— I need my own space.
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How about if we all cover our eyes
and see where we end up?
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Good idea.
— Will you ever grow up, Uncle?
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I hope not.
— Dibs on this area!
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That's enough!
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I've just been welcomed by nutcases
who forbade me to use the door...
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which is the normal entrance.
Uncle and Ole, you sleep there.
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The little ones and I will sleep here,
and Mie and Sis over there.
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Either that or we sleep in the woods.
End of story.
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Hi.
I hope you have settled in.
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I brought your clothes.
— We brought our own, thank you.
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Not Viking clothes.
— Viking clothes? Cool!
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Where are my clothes?
— All the packages are labelled.
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We'll meet in the Hall of the Gods
in 15 minutes. Any questions?
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Where is the bathroom?
— There.
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Sorry. Where?
— There.
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There?
— Yes. Here. See you.
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This isn't half bad
if I say so myself.
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Don't you look handsome!
— You look like a chieftain.
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If the shoe fits...
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We could be your chieftain children.
And Dad could be...
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Head of the slaves.
— A spectacular save, Per.
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Let's get going.
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Welcome, kinsmen. Now that
you have left the modern world...
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and are wearing Viking clothes,
it means...
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that we are one tribe.
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That means we stick together
through thick and thin.
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First of all, we need to have
some proper Viking names.
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Their bynames had to do with
their appearance or their achievements.
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We already have
lovely Viking names.
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By my side is Runulf the Resourceful.
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And this is Rie the Sly Fox.
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Ready?
— Yes.
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Your Viking name
is Perus Curlytop.
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Your name, pretty lady...
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is Mie Fairmouth.
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And you are Ole the Magnanimous.
— Wow.
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Dad!
— I know.
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Your name is Torben the Henpecked.
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The Unchecked?
— The Henpecked, Torben!
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Yes...
— Sistra Shield—Maiden.
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Olivia Applecheek.
— Applecheek!
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Uncle Eaglewing.
— Right.
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Dad Dogfish.
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Dogfish?
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Uncle, do I look like a fish?
Be honest.
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There is a bit of the monkfish about you
on closer inspection.
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Ole says that fairmouth means foul.
— A monkfish is the ugliest fish.
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Does my byname mean foul?
—Am I ugly?
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Fair means beautiful, Mie.
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Your byname means beautiful mouth.
- Yes! Ole?
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Now you are true Vikings.
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Let us begin your journey
with a good meal.
237
00:20:09.040 --> 00:20:12.400
It looks delicious.
— Not yet!
238
00:20:12.520 --> 00:20:16.480
Mealtime is often a challenge
for families...
239
00:20:16.600 --> 00:20:22.520
whose soul is in pain.
But the Bifrost Method can help.
240
00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:25.840
The Bifrost Method?
— Exactly.
241
00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:29.760
Let's show them.
—Yes.
242
00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:34.200
Spoon up.
— Link arms and dip in gruel.
243
00:20:34.320 --> 00:20:38.240
And eat.
— And dip in gruel.
244
00:20:38.360 --> 00:20:40.240
And eat.
245
00:20:41.800 --> 00:20:44.520
That's it. Your turn.
246
00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:48.720
Stop it.
— Not that way, you idiot.
247
00:20:48.840 --> 00:20:50.960
No...
248
00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:55.320
Stop it, Uncle.
— Knock it off!
249
00:20:55.440 --> 00:20:57.880
Uncle, stop it.
250
00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.960
Uncle!
251
00:21:00.080 --> 00:21:02.480
You work together.
252
00:21:02.600 --> 00:21:05.800
You can have fun...
253
00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:10.880
while we work on
your family dynamics.
254
00:21:21.040 --> 00:21:24.600
Are we the only ones awake?
— No.
255
00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:29.320
Dad says that bakers get up at night,
So we can buy bread in the morning.
256
00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:35.960
No one here is awake.
— Luckily. My whole family is nuts.
257
00:21:36.080 --> 00:21:40.800
Not Uncle Anders.
— He's always been nuts.
258
00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:44.440
Why are they so mad at each other?
— I can't figure it out.
259
00:21:44.560 --> 00:21:48.640
Why can't they just get along?
260
00:21:48.760 --> 00:21:53.000
I don't know.
I've only been alive for seven years.
261
00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:59.640
I don't want to grow up.
— I don't even want to be a teenager.
262
00:22:05.880 --> 00:22:10.240
You look like you stuck your finger
in a socket. I'll put it on Insta.
263
00:22:10.360 --> 00:22:12.360
Where's my phone?
264
00:22:14.360 --> 00:22:18.840
I can't sleep in that bed.
I'm not built to sleep on straw.
265
00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:22.160
My legs are paralyzed.
266
00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:27.320
Ow, my legs!
Now you're laughing.
267
00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:31.200
You are at each other's throats
until Dad looks a fool.
268
00:22:31.320 --> 00:22:35.520
I'll teach you!
Here I come!
269
00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:38.560
Dad!
— Stop!
270
00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:46.840
Dad, I think you need
some Fimbul winter.
271
00:22:46.960 --> 00:22:51.320
Excuse me?
— You can cool off cutting wood.
272
00:22:59.520 --> 00:23:02.360
I'll give him a hand.
273
00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:14.120
Let me show you how it's done.
You go like this.
274
00:23:16.080 --> 00:23:19.360
And as a finishing touch...
275
00:23:34.280 --> 00:23:39.320
Welcome to your first day
here at Freya's Delight.
276
00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:43.600
We'll take the first step
on the rainbow together.
277
00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:47.280
You can't walk on a rainbow.
—Yes, you can.
278
00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:52.160
The Vikings thought the rainbow
was a bridge between Midgard...
279
00:23:52.280 --> 00:23:56.080
where humans lived,
and Asgard, where the gods lived.
280
00:23:56.200 --> 00:23:58.800
The rainbow was called Bifrost.
281
00:23:58.920 --> 00:24:02.960
That's why our family therapy
is called the Bifrost Method.
282
00:24:03.080 --> 00:24:05.560
The aim of the method...
283
00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:12.080
is for each family to learn
to overcome their problems step by step.
284
00:24:13.080 --> 00:24:19.240
Imagine walking on a rainbow
to a better place. A beautiful image.
285
00:24:19.360 --> 00:24:22.600
I've never heard such baloney.
286
00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:27.720
Let's give it a try, Dad.
— Dad Dodfish.
287
00:24:27.840 --> 00:24:32.240
Regarding the rainbow...
How can you...
288
00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:37.120
Can't you just shut up
and listen for once in your life?
289
00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:43.400
We'll take one family at a time.
— The Dad family, follow me.
290
00:24:43.520 --> 00:24:48.480
The rest can come with me.
Come along.
291
00:24:48.600 --> 00:24:50.440
Come in.
292
00:24:50.560 --> 00:24:52.240
Here.
293
00:24:52.360 --> 00:24:56.960
This is a val.
The Viking word for a battlefield.
294
00:24:57.080 --> 00:25:02.920
If we're to untie the family's knots,
we need to loosen the ropes...
295
00:25:03.040 --> 00:25:07.680
so love and forgiveness
can flow freely.
296
00:25:07.800 --> 00:25:13.080
The Vikings had a great exercise
that we can use today.
297
00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:19.320
Fighting with an axe and a broadsword.
— That can be dangerous.
298
00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:24.640
Yes, so we're modifying the weapons
as well as you.
299
00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:34.200
"So love can flow freely?"
I can hardly breathe.
300
00:25:34.320 --> 00:25:39.040
Choose one... excellent choice.
301
00:25:40.040 --> 00:25:41.880
Very good.
302
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:46.200
Now we're ready
to pummel our problems out.
303
00:25:46.320 --> 00:25:52.800
May the god of thunder and battle,
the mighty Thor, be with you.
304
00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:54.480
Off you go!
305
00:26:00.080 --> 00:26:06.320
Very good. But choose someone
you really want to fight...
306
00:26:06.440 --> 00:26:10.120
just like the berserkers did
in the Viking Age.
307
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:14.520
Go berserk? Okay!
— Two against one isn't fair.
308
00:26:20.280 --> 00:26:23.280
- Ow!
— Isn't it fantastic?
309
00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:37.600
Lovely.
Dad, what are you doing out there?
310
00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:42.480
I didn't want to intrude.
— You should join the fight.
311
00:26:42.600 --> 00:26:46.240
It's amazing.
— Right.
312
00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:53.840
No, no. No. No!
313
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:05.520
Dad? Are you okay?
—Are you?
314
00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:08.120
That was our battlefield exercise.
315
00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:12.880
Wasn't that fun?
— Very, but that's enough.
316
00:27:13.000 --> 00:27:18.120
Now I'll go back to my straw
and dream that this was all a dream.
317
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:22.680
No, you won't.
Everyone is sleeping outdoors tonight.
318
00:27:22.800 --> 00:27:25.400
What?
— What?
319
00:27:25.520 --> 00:27:30.720
You'll sleep in a wooden hut
in the woods. The adventure continues!
320
00:27:38.040 --> 00:27:42.320
Please go through the portal.
321
00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:46.640
Here you are.
— Where is the hut?
322
00:27:46.760 --> 00:27:50.560
There. It hasn't been assembled,
but it won't be a problem...
323
00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:57.040
as long as you have the instructions
and the will to work together.
324
00:27:58.800 --> 00:28:03.680
See you tomorrow. Bright—eyed
and bushy—tailed. Off you go.
325
00:28:03.800 --> 00:28:08.080
What?
— Let me see now.
326
00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:13.040
Give Uncle the instructions.
— It doesn't matter who reads aloud.
327
00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:18.560
Remember the IKEA closet?
— The instructions were faulty. Listen.
328
00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:28.400
This one has a thing on the end.
— It must be a D5.
329
00:28:28.520 --> 00:28:33.280
No, a D5 is shorter.
— And has no thing on the end.
330
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.680
Then put them down.
— What about these big ones?
331
00:28:37.800 --> 00:28:43.440
That's for the floor.
— No, they look like roof plates.
332
00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:47.720
If you want to put flooring...
— Aggressive projection.
333
00:28:47.840 --> 00:28:51.520
It is the roof.
Grass goes on top of it.
334
00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:55.120
Don't blame me
when the floor caves in.
335
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:04.600
How is it going?
— Exactly according to plan.
336
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:09.960
The family is falling apart.
No trust, no leadership.
337
00:29:10.080 --> 00:29:12.440
They're not Vikings.
338
00:29:12.560 --> 00:29:17.880
Isn't it interesting?
— Yes, but it's a huge challenge.
339
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:21.760
Help!
— Uncle?
340
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:25.080
What's wrong?
— Dad, come and help.
341
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:30.520
Why?
You said I can't do anything right.
342
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:32.800
Alright, Uncle?
343
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:36.640
One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three, four, five.
344
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:40.000
I'm okay.
345
00:29:40.120 --> 00:29:44.800
What did I tell you?
No one needs me.
346
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.000
We have to use harsh methods.
347
00:29:48.120 --> 00:29:52.120
I have some birch sap on the stove.
Come along.
348
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:56.000
Rie, you little valkyrie.
— Come on.
349
00:29:56.120 --> 00:29:58.240
We'll make the best of it.
350
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:12.680
Can I lie in the middle?
— Yes. There's always room for more.
351
00:30:12.800 --> 00:30:16.360
Where is everyone?
— Uncle Anders went for a walk.
352
00:30:16.480 --> 00:30:20.680
Mie needed some me—time.
— Me—time?
353
00:30:20.800 --> 00:30:24.440
Comfy?
—Yes.
354
00:30:26.800 --> 00:30:28.840
Ah.
—Ah?
355
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:31.360
Comfy?
—Yes.
356
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:34.080
Dad, don't.
— Move.
357
00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:37.840
There isn't enough room.
— Lie still.
358
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:41.480
My body isn't built
to lie on spruce branches.
359
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:46.600
I'm going for a walk.
Will you keep an eye on the little ones?
360
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:49.560
Of course.
— Good.
361
00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.720
As usual.
362
00:30:54.080 --> 00:30:55.680
Ow.
363
00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:03.400
Where are you going?
— I just...
364
00:31:03.520 --> 00:31:10.000
If you have to pee, go far away.
— Of course.
365
00:31:10.120 --> 00:31:12.240
Ow.
366
00:31:27.320 --> 00:31:29.160
Ow.
367
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.120
Then south is that way.
368
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:46.640
Ole?
369
00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:52.160
Maybe I was an idiot.
It was mostly my fault.
370
00:31:52.280 --> 00:31:54.880
It's just that...
371
00:31:58.600 --> 00:32:02.320
That must be north,
so that's south.
372
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:11.240
Sis?
373
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.120
I'm sorry I was so mean.
374
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:20.560
I can see why you got mad
about the room.
375
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:26.560
I just want you to live with us,
but...
376
00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.720
Sis?
377
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:43.040
Am I a pathfinder or what?
378
00:33:12.520 --> 00:33:15.880
Uncle?
I've been looking for you everywhere.
379
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.160
In the inn's bathrobe?
380
00:33:19.280 --> 00:33:24.600
Well spotted. We have to get back
before the kids find out we left.
381
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:27.840
I'm afraid it's too late.
382
00:33:49.320 --> 00:33:53.840
Dear children, now we'll talk
about our deep down feelings.
383
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:59.800
You're here with your siblings,
but how often do you think about...
384
00:33:59.920 --> 00:34:03.680
how much you love your family?
385
00:34:03.800 --> 00:34:08.720
Now please get out
your favorite childhood thing.
386
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:13.760
Open those bags and boxes
and let's take a look.
387
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:14.920
Yes.
388
00:34:17.040 --> 00:34:19.360
Easy now.
389
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:20.640
Aw.
390
00:34:23.040 --> 00:34:25.560
Goodness...
391
00:34:25.680 --> 00:34:30.440
This is a funny little spikey thing.
392
00:34:30.560 --> 00:34:36.080
Where is your favorite childhood thing,
Dogfish?
393
00:34:36.200 --> 00:34:39.160
My childhood what?
394
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:47.160
Now what I'd like you to do is to go
into the woods and find something...
395
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:52.160
that reminds you the most
of your siblings and their good sides.
396
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:54.560
Alright?
- Yes.
397
00:34:54.680 --> 00:34:59.880
Very good. Off you go.
Out in the gods' greenery.
398
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:03.240
Dogfish, did you read the program?
399
00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:06.720
Of course I did.
400
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:09.000
I have a question.
401
00:35:09.120 --> 00:35:15.480
If anyone besides me wants to speak,
they must stand on one leg.
402
00:35:16.680 --> 00:35:19.600
What?
— Stand on one leg.
403
00:35:19.720 --> 00:35:24.320
The Vikings did it,
so discussions wouldn't drag out.
404
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:26.160
Fine.
405
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.480
What do you want to say?
406
00:35:32.600 --> 00:35:37.680
Why is it so important
to bring our favorite childhood thing?
407
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:41.880
Dad, it said so in the program.
408
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:46.360
Don't you understand the exercise
or didn't you read the program?
409
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:50.680
I read it.
I just can't...
410
00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:54.000
You didn't bring your favorite thing.
411
00:35:54.120 --> 00:35:57.840
Yes, I did.
I brought it.
412
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:03.280
It's in the cottage.
— Then go get it. We'll wait.
413
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.120
Now?
— Yes.
414
00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:11.240
- May I ...?
- Yes.
415
00:36:46.160 --> 00:36:48.760
This? No.
416
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:51.440
Or this? Ew!
417
00:36:51.560 --> 00:36:53.240
This? No.
418
00:36:57.240 --> 00:36:59.320
What can I use?
419
00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:07.160
Hi, sweet Bodil.
Can you help me?
420
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.760
It reminded me of my little sister.
421
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:16.160
Very nice, Rasmus Raven.
And Mille Moonstone?
422
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:20.520
This reminds me of my little brother.
You think it's prickly...
423
00:37:20.640 --> 00:37:27.320
but then you realize that
it's soft and nice to the touch.
424
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:31.760
Good find.
Perus Curlytop, who will you start with?
425
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:36.040
This is my big sister.
— Because she's soft?
426
00:37:36.160 --> 00:37:41.360
Yes, and you can move her skin around.
— Hey! Do you mind?
427
00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:46.640
You can't comment on the finds.
— My skin is firm and taut.
428
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:50.520
Ole the Magnanimous,
who's first?
429
00:37:50.640 --> 00:37:52.280
My twin sister.
430
00:37:56.200 --> 00:37:58.480
Ribbit, ribbit.
431
00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:05.600
Mie, wait!
432
00:38:12.200 --> 00:38:16.080
I've had Quack since I was five.
433
00:38:16.200 --> 00:38:19.200
My father bought him
in Singapore.
434
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.520
When he gave Quack to me,
he said...
435
00:38:23.640 --> 00:38:27.000
He said...
— That's fine, Inger.
436
00:38:27.120 --> 00:38:29.360
Just fine.
437
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:35.520
Are you okay, Mie?
— Sure.
438
00:38:35.640 --> 00:38:41.800
The sun is out, the birds are singing,
and my brother thinks I look like...
439
00:38:41.920 --> 00:38:44.120
a frog.
440
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.000
But it was a cute little frog.
441
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:52.840
Thanks, Per.
442
00:38:58.520 --> 00:39:02.760
Then my mother said to me...
Well, my stepmother:
443
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:08.600
"This is Snuffles.
If you really want him, he's yours."
444
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:15.600
That's how Snuffles came into my life
and has been ever since.
445
00:39:15.720 --> 00:39:19.640
That's a very moving story,
Torben the Henpecked.
446
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:26.480
It's very clear how much
your childhood things mean to you.
447
00:39:26.600 --> 00:39:30.280
That's good.
It's time to say goodbye to them.
448
00:39:33.040 --> 00:39:37.520
In the Viking Age,
growing up fast was crucial.
449
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:42.120
It's part of the Bifrost Method...
450
00:39:42.240 --> 00:39:46.520
to help you transition
to becoming adults.
451
00:39:46.640 --> 00:39:50.840
You will become chieftain mothers
and chieftain fathers!
452
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:54.960
Do you really think saying goodbye
to our cuddly toys helps?
453
00:39:55.080 --> 00:39:58.960
Absolutely.
All the care and sense of security...
454
00:39:59.080 --> 00:40:04.640
that your things represent
must be freed...
455
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:07.840
SO you can pass it on
to your families.
456
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:13.480
Please put your cuddly toys
in this box.
457
00:40:13.600 --> 00:40:17.040
We'll give the box to charity...
458
00:40:17.160 --> 00:40:21.000
so some other children
can enjoy them.
459
00:40:21.120 --> 00:40:25.880
It's a win—win situation for everyone.
—No...
460
00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:35.160
Jeez, Mie!
461
00:40:39.080 --> 00:40:42.040
No, I won't do it.
462
00:40:52.640 --> 00:40:54.320
Yes!
463
00:40:59.200 --> 00:41:03.280
Hu! Hu! Hu!
464
00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:05.840
Hu! Hu!
465
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:09.560
Hu! Hu! Hu!
466
00:41:09.680 --> 00:41:14.160
Hu! Hu! Hu!
467
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:17.120
Goodbye, Pearl Blossom.
468
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:23.040
Yes.
469
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:30.160
Hu! Hu! Hu!
470
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.000
Hu! Hu!
471
00:41:32.120 --> 00:41:34.800
Hu! Hu!
472
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.720
Hu! Hu! Hu!
473
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:43.440
Thank you for 43 years, little Log.
474
00:41:43.560 --> 00:41:48.480
Thank you for always laughing
at my funny stories.
475
00:41:48.600 --> 00:41:51.560
And even when they weren't funny.
476
00:41:51.680 --> 00:41:54.600
Right.
Thank you!
477
00:42:01.160 --> 00:42:03.080
Mie!
478
00:42:08.560 --> 00:42:11.800
You're last, Dad Dodfish.
479
00:42:13.080 --> 00:42:15.240
Come now, Dad.
480
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:17.920
Come on now.
481
00:42:20.080 --> 00:42:23.760
Hu! Hu! Hu!
482
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:27.280
Hu! Hu! Hu!
483
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.200
Hu! Hu! Hu!
484
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.760
Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!
485
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:36.840
Wait!
486
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:42.160
I should ask the children,
since Bodil is also theirs.
487
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:47.920
No, no, Dad. Stop.
That's the whole point of this exercise.
488
00:42:48.040 --> 00:42:53.800
You have to take on the role of
the responsible chieftain father...
489
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:57.760
who can make hard decisions.
490
00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:02.120
Come on, Dad.
— Come on, Dad.
491
00:43:02.240 --> 00:43:04.800
Come on, Dad!
492
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:06.440
Come on, Dad!
493
00:43:06.560 --> 00:43:08.000
Come on, Dad!
494
00:43:08.120 --> 00:43:12.400
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
495
00:43:12.520 --> 00:43:16.320
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
496
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:20.920
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
497
00:43:21.040 --> 00:43:24.480
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
498
00:43:24.600 --> 00:43:29.040
Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
499
00:43:29.160 --> 00:43:32.320
Come on, Dad!
— Come on!
500
00:43:39.240 --> 00:43:42.080
Look what I found!
501
00:43:42.200 --> 00:43:46.280
It should go here.
Now it's perfect.
502
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:50.280
I'll just to add one here.
— Me too.
503
00:43:52.120 --> 00:43:54.680
It's mine!
— Let go!
504
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:59.000
Sorry. You take it.
— Okay. Thanks.
505
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:08.000
Look! Now it's perfect.
It's our house!
506
00:44:08.120 --> 00:44:12.680
Look here.
There's a room for Bodil.
507
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:14.840
The size is perfect.
508
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.960
Let's go and get her.
— Good idea.
509
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:24.600
Oh no. I knew it.
They said I had to...
510
00:44:26.160 --> 00:44:30.000
Oh no. It's over.
— Relax. Let's talk about it.
511
00:44:30.120 --> 00:44:33.960
There's nothing to talk about.
I'm a dead man.
512
00:44:34.080 --> 00:44:37.560
Finished as a father.
— Will you sit down?
513
00:44:39.240 --> 00:44:42.560
There. You're not finished.
514
00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:47.320
You're a chieftain father.
—Am I?
515
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:53.240
Yes. You did it for the family.
Like a proper chieftain father should.
516
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:57.120
You may be right.
— Of course I am.
517
00:44:57.240 --> 00:45:00.160
Take the blankets.
I'll get Bodil.
518
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:03.520
Oh no. Oh no. No!
519
00:45:03.640 --> 00:45:07.280
It's all over now.
— Have you seen Bodil?
520
00:45:10.680 --> 00:45:15.400
You're finished.
Finished as a father.
521
00:45:15.520 --> 00:45:17.600
What's wrong?
522
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:25.560
I don't understand at all.
— Order in the court!
523
00:45:25.680 --> 00:45:31.200
This isn't a court, Olivia.
— Then order in the woods!
524
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:33.440
Ole has the floor.
525
00:45:33.560 --> 00:45:37.720
Did you give Bodil away?
— No.
526
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:41.920
I didn't give her away.
It was a liberation.
527
00:45:42.040 --> 00:45:45.880
What do you mean?
— One at a time.
528
00:45:47.560 --> 00:45:50.240
Mie.
— Did you liberate Bodil?
529
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:56.800
No, not Bodil. I liberated the family.
What was it Rie said?
530
00:45:56.920 --> 00:46:03.680
"Only by liberating
your life—long... care ..."
531
00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:08.000
And something about security.
No, I can't remember it.
532
00:46:08.120 --> 00:46:13.200
Are you trying to blame Rie?
—Yes! No... You're right.
533
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:20.400
I was the one who went to get Bodil
and put her in the box.
534
00:46:20.520 --> 00:46:24.320
It's my fault alone.
— Agreed!
535
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:28.200
That is...
— It's not your turn.
536
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:32.800
Mie.
— When will Per get her back?
537
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:37.400
I don't know. I think...
I never asked.
538
00:46:37.520 --> 00:46:42.480
Then go and ask right now.
—Yes. I'll go and ask... them?
539
00:46:42.600 --> 00:46:45.680
Yes.
— Insist on getting Bodil back.
540
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:52.280
Right. But they're not easy
to deal with. I think they'll say...
541
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:55.720
It's out of the question, Dad.
542
00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:01.000
Then when do we get her back?
— Never. That's the whole point.
543
00:47:01.120 --> 00:47:05.920
All the care you show Birthe...
— Bodil.
544
00:47:06.040 --> 00:47:10.800
All that care should be given
to your family alone.
545
00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:15.640
It's a rite of passage to adulthood.
Don't you remember?
546
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:21.160
All the cuddly toys go to the Red Cross
and then to poor children.
547
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:24.880
You want to help the poor children,
don't you?
548
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.760
Don't we want to do that?
— Does that mean I won't get her back?
549
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:34.240
They can't just give her away.
— Didn't you protest?
550
00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:40.360
Yes, I did... But I couldn't say
I didn't want to help the poor children.
551
00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:43.480
It's just a cuddly toy.
552
00:47:43.600 --> 00:47:49.520
Have you lost your mind?
— Bodil isn't just a cuddly toy.
553
00:47:49.640 --> 00:47:54.920
We want to help the poor, but this is
like giving away a member of the family.
554
00:47:55.040 --> 00:47:59.760
Can't we give them Ole instead?
— You have a point, Mie.
555
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:03.920
What if you offer to trade her
for another cuddly toy?
556
00:48:04.040 --> 00:48:09.360
Then we could give them that.
— What about the liberation thing?
557
00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:13.160
They can't refuse
if they get a different cuddly toy.
558
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:17.440
We could give them 20.
They can't refuse.
559
00:48:17.560 --> 00:48:23.720
A bunch of cuddly toys for Bodil.
— Where do we get some out here?
560
00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:28.400
Cuddly toys?
— About 20.
561
00:48:28.520 --> 00:48:31.960
We only have Benny's shop.
He doesn't sell them.
562
00:48:32.080 --> 00:48:35.000
He has some glass knick-knacks.
563
00:48:35.120 --> 00:48:38.920
Will they do?
— It has to be huggable.
564
00:48:39.040 --> 00:48:42.600
It's fine if it's homemade.
— Like that.
565
00:48:43.720 --> 00:48:45.760
This?
566
00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:49.880
Yes, it's nice. Look.
— Very nice.
567
00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:53.720
Where did you get it?
— The woodsman.
568
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:58.120
He lives in a cottage in the woods.
— His place is full of them.
569
00:48:58.240 --> 00:49:03.360
Super. We'll go and see him.
— That's not a good idea.
570
00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:08.280
The woodsman isn't fond of people.
571
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:12.960
He's a bit peculiar.
— We're used to peculiar.
572
00:49:13.080 --> 00:49:17.880
It's said that he hasn't spoken
to anyone for more than 20 years.
573
00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:23.520
That will make it difficult.
— We have to try. For Bodil's sake.
574
00:49:37.160 --> 00:49:40.840
Stop. We're here.
575
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.520
Where is his cottage?
576
00:49:43.640 --> 00:49:47.680
Nearby.
But it's best if we get out here.
577
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:53.120
What a lot of signs.
578
00:49:53.240 --> 00:49:57.800
"Go away". "Stay away."
— He's not very hospitable.
579
00:49:59.160 --> 00:50:04.520
It looks like a witch's house.
— Stop it. Let's say hello.
580
00:50:04.640 --> 00:50:07.320
Perhaps I should go first.
581
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:12.960
Nonsense. He's a man like any other.
I'll go and have a chat with him.
582
00:50:17.160 --> 00:50:20.120
Hello? Anybody home?
583
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:26.720
What's that?
— We're from Freya's Delight...
584
00:50:26.840 --> 00:50:28.480
Duck!
585
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:42.440
Are you hurt, Dad?
— I'm okay, I think.
586
00:50:42.560 --> 00:50:47.160
This man means business.
— I told you he shunned human society.
587
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:50.400
He could've killed me
with that buckshot.
588
00:50:50.520 --> 00:50:55.880
His only ammunition is dried peas,
but they sting.
589
00:50:56.000 --> 00:50:59.600
Are you sure?
— It's a peashooter.
590
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:06.160
Right. Are you with me, Uncle?
— You bet. What are we doing?
591
00:51:13.200 --> 00:51:18.320
Hello, Mr. Woodcarver.
We mean you no harm.
592
00:51:20.760 --> 00:51:23.800
Stop that nonsense.
We just want to talk.
593
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:27.160
Look. There he is.
594
00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:32.120
We saw him in the woods.
595
00:51:32.240 --> 00:51:36.360
What's he doing?
— It looks like a ropeway.
596
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:39.200
Oh no!
597
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:47.800
Sis! Uncle! Look out!
598
00:51:51.560 --> 00:51:54.040
Ew...
599
00:51:54.160 --> 00:51:58.880
I get the feeling he won't talk to us.
— Now what?
600
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:02.440
We give up.
— But what about Bodil?
601
00:52:02.560 --> 00:52:07.040
You practically need a knight's armor
to get close to him.
602
00:52:07.160 --> 00:52:09.480
A knight's armor?
Come, Ole.
603
00:52:09.600 --> 00:52:13.160
It's our turn.
— To do what?
604
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:17.120
Are you sure about this?
— For Bodil.
605
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:21.320
For Bodil.
606
00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:33.240
Is this really a good idea?
607
00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:37.160
Do you have a better one?
— No.
608
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.800
What's this?
609
00:52:46.560 --> 00:52:48.920
I'll get them.
610
00:52:55.520 --> 00:52:59.440
He's using his stupid aerial weapon
again.
611
00:52:59.560 --> 00:53:02.680
A few rotten apples won't work now.
612
00:53:05.080 --> 00:53:08.640
Now it's our turn.
— To do what?
613
00:53:16.520 --> 00:53:19.200
It's not apples this time.
614
00:53:21.640 --> 00:53:24.640
A wasp's nest.
— No!
615
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.120
Allow me.
— Dad, you can't do that.
616
00:53:28.240 --> 00:53:30.800
You can do what you really want!
617
00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:39.960
Yes! Well done, Dad!
618
00:53:43.120 --> 00:53:45.360
That's nothing.
619
00:53:48.080 --> 00:53:50.680
Great job.
— Are they in?
620
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:53.320
We don't know yet.
621
00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:56.800
No! We've been betrayed.
622
00:53:58.680 --> 00:54:02.960
Ready?
— We'll fight to the last man.
623
00:54:03.080 --> 00:54:05.720
Hi there.
624
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:09.720
Get down!
625
00:54:09.840 --> 00:54:15.320
Sorry to barge in like this.
— But we really need your help.
626
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:20.280
I hope you won't shoot us.
We just want to save Bodil.
627
00:54:23.560 --> 00:54:25.560
And we really need help.
628
00:54:25.680 --> 00:54:30.120
I'm not going to help save anyone.
I don't like people.
629
00:54:30.240 --> 00:54:33.440
Bodil isn't a person.
She's an elephant.
630
00:54:33.560 --> 00:54:34.680
I see.
631
00:54:36.080 --> 00:54:39.760
You're making fun of me.
Everyone always does.
632
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:43.480
No, we aren't.
Bodil is an elephant. A little one.
633
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:51.080
What's his name?
634
00:54:51.200 --> 00:54:56.560
His name is... It doesn't have one.
Do I look like a kid?
635
00:54:56.680 --> 00:55:00.640
Not at all.
But I think he has a name.
636
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:04.600
He looks nice.
— Do you think so?
637
00:55:04.720 --> 00:55:08.560
You're making fun of me again.
He's not nice at all.
638
00:55:08.680 --> 00:55:13.080
He was my very first.
— So what is his name?
639
00:55:13.200 --> 00:55:16.120
His name is Poul.
640
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:21.760
He's putting his gun down.
— And sitting down.
641
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:29.000
I made him when I was seven.
Seven and a half. He was my best friend.
642
00:55:29.120 --> 00:55:34.480
Just like me and Bodil.
— Kids teased me, but Poul never did.
643
00:55:35.600 --> 00:55:38.800
We played hide—and-seek.
644
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:44.920
I always knew where he was hiding.
— Bodil and I play that too.
645
00:55:45.040 --> 00:55:49.080
I pretend I don't know
where she's hiding.
646
00:55:49.200 --> 00:55:52.560
Can I hold him?
- Well...
647
00:55:55.720 --> 00:55:57.360
Hey!
648
00:55:57.480 --> 00:55:59.680
You little devil.
649
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:04.040
So what's up with this Bodil?
650
00:56:04.160 --> 00:56:07.880
Well done, you two.
— You did a good job too.
651
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:11.480
That was proper family collaboration.
652
00:56:11.600 --> 00:56:14.840
Family's best, family's blessed.
653
00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:19.840
Hey. Listen.
Family's best, family's blessed.
654
00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:23.640
Family's best, family's blessed.
655
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:29.080
Family's best, family's blessed!
Family's best!
656
00:56:30.080 --> 00:56:33.760
Family's best, family's blessed
657
00:56:33.880 --> 00:56:38.080
Family will not fail
and we will prevail
658
00:56:38.200 --> 00:56:41.360
Family best, family blessed
659
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:44.240
We know each other well
660
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.240
even though we do raise hell
661
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:50.960
All alone you're on your own
662
00:56:51.080 --> 00:56:54.880
like a tree without any leaves
663
00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:59.000
The more you are
the merrier by far
664
00:56:59.120 --> 00:57:03.480
and you can invite others in
665
00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:08.920
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
666
00:57:09.040 --> 00:57:13.360
And family is the entity of our unity
667
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:16.600
We say hello to the world
because we know
668
00:57:16.720 --> 00:57:21.680
it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
669
00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:27.080
But in the end
the family is where we belong
670
00:57:28.360 --> 00:57:31.080
If you know where you're from
671
00:57:31.200 --> 00:57:34.080
and where you belong
672
00:57:34.200 --> 00:57:37.200
it's easier to achieve
what you want
673
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:39.440
If you know who you love
674
00:57:39.560 --> 00:57:41.640
and who's on your side
675
00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:46.680
you're all set to make
new friends
676
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:50.760
All alone you're on your own
677
00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:52.760
like a tree
678
00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:55.840
without any leaves
679
00:57:55.960 --> 00:57:58.960
The more you are
the merrier by far
680
00:57:59.080 --> 00:58:03.800
and you can invite others in
681
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:09.520
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
682
00:58:09.640 --> 00:58:13.320
And family is the entity of our unity
683
00:58:13.440 --> 00:58:16.880
We say hello to the world
because we know
684
00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:22.080
it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
685
00:58:22.200 --> 00:58:25.800
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
686
00:58:25.920 --> 00:58:30.160
And family is the entity of our unity
687
00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:33.320
We say hello to the world
because we know
688
00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:38.600
it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
689
00:58:38.720 --> 00:58:44.520
But in the end
the family is where we belong
690
00:58:44.640 --> 00:58:48.640
Family's best, family's blessed
691
00:58:48.760 --> 00:58:52.800
Family's east, family's west
692
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:54.600
Family is best
693
00:58:54.720 --> 00:58:58.920
Sorry! Sorry!
— It's okay. It wasn't your fault.
694
00:59:06.680 --> 00:59:12.360
Are you donating all these figurines?
— Yes, woolly hats and all.
695
00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:16.720
Fantastic. Thank you.
— Only if we get Bodil back.
696
00:59:16.840 --> 00:59:19.680
Exactly. In A1 condition.
697
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:25.480
Does that mean that all of you
are attached to that toy elephant?
698
00:59:25.600 --> 00:59:29.680
Yes. Please call her Bodil.
— Because that's her name.
699
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:35.960
She's a full member of our family.
— And has been for many years.
700
00:59:37.120 --> 00:59:42.000
This is momentous.
I'm sorry. I find it quite touching.
701
00:59:44.120 --> 00:59:49.200
This is what we call "aureus”.
The breakthrough.
702
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:55.240
I've never seen it
in such an unadulterated form.
703
00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:58.400
Could you put that in layman's terms?
704
00:59:58.520 --> 01:00:05.000
It means we've found the very symbol
of the family's problems.
705
01:00:05.120 --> 01:00:09.320
The exercise worked. Congrats.
— Thanks... I guess.
706
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:15.040
May I ask you something?
Does that mean that we get Bodil back?
707
01:00:15.160 --> 01:00:17.360
No!
— What?
708
01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:23.240
Now it's more important than ever.
It's crucial...
709
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:27.760
that all of you free yourselves
of those ties...
710
01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:32.280
that have blocked
healthy and true relations.
711
01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:38.320
Remember how harsh the Vikings were
when it came to hardening the young.
712
01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:44.480
Excuse me, but that's the worst rubbish
I've ever heard.
713
01:00:44.600 --> 01:00:46.440
Right, kids?
— Right.
714
01:00:46.560 --> 01:00:52.560
It's just a bunch of homespun twaddle
and psychobabble.
715
01:00:52.680 --> 01:00:56.440
My very words!
— And mine.
716
01:00:56.560 --> 01:01:00.680
Almost.
— Wonderful!
717
01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:05.240
It's great when you form
a united front.
718
01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:07.440
Do you know what that means?
719
01:01:07.560 --> 01:01:12.680
It means that the Bifrost Method
is beginning to work.
720
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:18.720
You must trust us. We know
what we're doing.
721
01:01:32.560 --> 01:01:35.160
Is he still howling?
— I'll say.
722
01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:38.720
Dad? Dad!
723
01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:43.280
Dad, calm down.
724
01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:48.000
I can't.
It feels like I'm in a movie.
725
01:01:48.120 --> 01:01:50.600
"Dad and the Monster Vikings".
726
01:01:57.080 --> 01:02:01.280
He's very persistent.
— Are we doing the right thing?
727
01:02:01.400 --> 01:02:04.320
They're very attached to that elephant.
728
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:08.880
And that's why
we're doing the right thing, Runulf.
729
01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:14.320
We could give the elephant back.
It's just a cuddly toy.
730
01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:20.680
Then we might as well close shop. If we
don't believe in our methods, who will?
731
01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:27.600
You're quite right, dear Rie.
It worked before, and it'll work again.
732
01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:31.080
I know we're on the right track.
733
01:02:31.200 --> 01:02:34.480
They'll thank us
before they go back home.
734
01:02:41.760 --> 01:02:44.240
Poor Bodil.
I think she misses us.
735
01:02:46.200 --> 01:02:51.080
Poor Log. We haven't been apart
for 43 years.
736
01:02:51.200 --> 01:02:53.920
43 years.
737
01:02:54.040 --> 01:02:56.920
Cheer up! The battle isn't over.
738
01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:01.920
Isn't it?
— Not at all.
739
01:03:03.280 --> 01:03:06.760
Will we stand up for Bodil?
- Yes.
740
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:08.800
I can't hear you.
- Yes!
741
01:03:08.920 --> 01:03:11.440
Will we fight for Bodil?
— Yes!
742
01:03:11.560 --> 01:03:15.800
Will we go home without Bodil?
— Yes! No.
743
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:17.680
Good!
744
01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:22.120
That's all I've got right now.
745
01:03:23.600 --> 01:03:26.000
I'm going.
— Where?
746
01:03:27.080 --> 01:03:30.960
Somewhere where I can think.
— I'm coming too.
747
01:03:32.560 --> 01:03:34.160
Rie? Rie?
748
01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:36.840
Rie?
— What?
749
01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:42.480
I think we're on the right track, but
the usual rituals might not be enough.
750
01:03:42.600 --> 01:03:45.280
Of course.
— What?
751
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:49.400
Of course they're enough.
They work every time.
752
01:03:49.520 --> 01:03:53.640
But this family is different.
Especially that dad.
753
01:03:53.760 --> 01:03:58.080
He's certainly stubborn.
What's your idea?
754
01:03:58.200 --> 01:03:59.640
My idea...
755
01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:04.600
My idea is about all the cuddly toys.
756
01:04:04.720 --> 01:04:07.760
Something big and effective.
757
01:04:07.880 --> 01:04:11.280
Ragnarok.
— No, I won't have it.
758
01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:15.840
Last time, my ears were ringing
for a week.
759
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:20.400
Okay. How about something
that doesn't make your ears ring...
760
01:04:20.520 --> 01:04:23.560
but is still big and effective?
761
01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:27.400
Chieftain blot.
762
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:33.360
Chieftain blot. What's that?
— Something about a ship.
763
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:37.240
And earrings.
— Blot?
764
01:04:37.360 --> 01:04:42.280
I think I've heard that word before.
— Let's Google it.
765
01:04:44.520 --> 01:04:48.640
Oh right.
— Aren't we done following the rules?
766
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:52.520
We are so done with that.
— What?
767
01:04:52.640 --> 01:04:58.040
I still have my old Nokia.
You're kidding! My phone is dead.
768
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:03.800
In that case...
— What? Sis, you too?
769
01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:08.040
I handed in the cover.
I have to stay in touch with Peter.
770
01:05:10.120 --> 01:05:13.320
I'm out of data.
— No matter.
771
01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:18.000
Now I remember what it is.
It's a sacrifice.
772
01:05:18.120 --> 01:05:23.480
How come you suddenly remember?
— I don't know.
773
01:05:23.600 --> 01:05:25.760
It just came to me.
774
01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:29.760
Dad?
— What's under the blanket?
775
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:34.680
I would've handed it in, but...
— Cheater.
776
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:39.440
Never mind. What does it say
about the chieftain thing?
777
01:05:39.560 --> 01:05:42.800
"When a Viking chieftain
died in battle...
778
01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:48.760
he was laid on his ship with
some animals and his slaves and ..."
779
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:51.480
What?
780
01:05:51.600 --> 01:05:55.520
Then they set fire to the ship
and pushed it out to sea...
781
01:05:55.640 --> 01:05:58.840
where it burned and sank.
782
01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:03.480
Does that mean that Bodil will...
— I'm afraid so.
783
01:06:03.600 --> 01:06:06.760
We have to do something!
— I have an idea.
784
01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:11.360
But we'll have to work closely together.
785
01:06:11.480 --> 01:06:15.000
And no howling or screaming?
— Of course not.
786
01:06:15.120 --> 01:06:18.360
For Bodil!
— For Bodil!
787
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:22.520
We need something to sail in.
A raft.
788
01:06:22.640 --> 01:06:27.760
I've built lots. I remember...
— Great, Uncle.
789
01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:30.480
We have boards.
790
01:06:40.040 --> 01:06:43.520
We need some plastic barrels
to make it float.
791
01:06:43.640 --> 01:06:46.040
Let's go.
792
01:06:46.160 --> 01:06:49.880
Gorm has some kind of pump,
doesn't he?
793
01:06:55.600 --> 01:07:00.200
And we need rope, buckets
and a ladder.
794
01:07:06.600 --> 01:07:09.480
How about these?
— Good.
795
01:07:52.600 --> 01:07:57.880
Is that wrapped-up thing Bodil?
— I'm afraid so.
796
01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:02.680
Can't we just grab her now?
— We'd never get away.
797
01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:06.560
Oh no!
I hope they're not sacrificing Snuffles.
798
01:08:06.680 --> 01:08:09.320
Be quiet, Torben!
—But...
799
01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:21.680
Welcome to our place of sacrifice.
And welcome to the lur players...
800
01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:25.000
and to the Lundby Viking Guild.
801
01:08:25.120 --> 01:08:28.920
It's wonderful to see you.
802
01:08:29.040 --> 01:08:32.920
Let us show our respect
for the holy priestess.
803
01:08:51.400 --> 01:08:53.280
Hail, children of Midgard.
804
01:08:53.400 --> 01:08:58.320
You are invited to a party in Asgard
by the gods themselves.
805
01:08:58.440 --> 01:09:02.680
A wild boar is already cooking
on the spit.
806
01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.480
Let the mead and sap flow.
807
01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:08.880
Oh, exalted Odin!
808
01:09:10.360 --> 01:09:12.240
Glorious Freya!
809
01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:15.240
Mighty Thor!
810
01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:23.280
In front of you are four families
in need of help...
811
01:09:23.400 --> 01:09:27.840
to reconcile, to reunite
and to have a better life.
812
01:09:27.960 --> 01:09:31.560
Did you bring gifts
to appease the gods?
813
01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:36.600
Yes, priestess.
They bring gifts of the finest love.
814
01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:38.880
No.
815
01:09:43.200 --> 01:09:47.440
Are you ready to sacrifice
these gifts for a good cause?
816
01:09:47.560 --> 01:09:49.640
Yes, they are.
817
01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:53.600
I'm not ready.
— Don't talk now. Our time will come.
818
01:09:53.720 --> 01:09:58.120
Let my shield—maidens take the gifts
to the dragon ship.
819
01:10:07.160 --> 01:10:09.560
Oh, you Norse gods!
820
01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:14.640
Your humble servants bring you gifts
of love and respect.
821
01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:19.200
They will turn into smoke
that will rise to Asgard...
822
01:10:19.320 --> 01:10:22.440
where you can witness our devotion.
823
01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:24.560
This is it! Go!
824
01:10:30.080 --> 01:10:34.400
Danish heroes, let the flames
burn away the sins of the past.
825
01:10:37.040 --> 01:10:38.520
Hu! Hu!
826
01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:40.960
Hu! Hu!
827
01:10:41.080 --> 01:10:43.600
Hu! Hu! Hu!
828
01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:46.280
Hu! Hu!
829
01:10:46.400 --> 01:10:50.160
Oh no...
— No, no, no!
830
01:10:50.280 --> 01:10:51.960
Snuffles...
831
01:10:53.200 --> 01:10:54.920
Goodbye, Snuffles.
832
01:10:56.000 --> 01:11:00.640
Coming, kids?
— Finally. It's about time.
833
01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:05.840
It looks good, Uncle.
— Let's hope it can float.
834
01:11:05.960 --> 01:11:09.600
It reminds me of my time
in the navy when I...
835
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:12.840
Right.
I'll repeat our plan.
836
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:16.560
We hurry out to the ship.
The pump puts the fire out.
837
01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:22.000
I free Bodil, and then we sail
to the other side and wave goodbye.
838
01:11:22.120 --> 01:11:25.960
Let's hope he's there.
— Of course he is.
839
01:11:28.120 --> 01:11:31.520
Are you sure?
— Yes. We agreed on it.
840
01:11:31.640 --> 01:11:34.520
I hope you're right.
— Push.
841
01:11:36.200 --> 01:11:37.520
Good.
842
01:11:44.520 --> 01:11:47.360
Look!
Are those pirates?
843
01:11:47.480 --> 01:11:51.160
What? Where?
— Hurry, hurry!
844
01:11:51.280 --> 01:11:56.080
What are they doing?
— Hurry! Faster, faster!
845
01:11:56.200 --> 01:11:59.000
They're heading for the ship. Stop!
846
01:11:59.120 --> 01:12:02.000
Come back!
847
01:12:02.120 --> 01:12:04.880
Stop! Stop!
848
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:08.720
Hurry! You can do it!
— Now be quiet!
849
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:12.240
No, it's about time
you shut your trap!
850
01:12:12.360 --> 01:12:14.920
They're saving Snuffles!
851
01:12:15.040 --> 01:12:17.800
Put your backs into it!
852
01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:20.560
Go!
853
01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:24.080
Let's hurry, Rie.
854
01:12:28.480 --> 01:12:31.640
Hurry!
— It's hard work.
855
01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:35.600
I'll help.
856
01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:38.040
Thanks, sister.
857
01:12:41.200 --> 01:12:43.400
Come on, Rie.
858
01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:47.000
Get in. Hurry.
859
01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:52.680
Are you okay?
— I'm fine.
860
01:12:52.800 --> 01:12:56.480
Take this oar.
— Take it?
861
01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:00.120
I can't row.
— You'll bloody well have to!
862
01:13:10.520 --> 01:13:16.040
He's not here.
— If Poul says he's coming, he's coming.
863
01:13:16.160 --> 01:13:21.080
Isn't his doll called Poul?
— They all are. And so is he.
864
01:13:22.040 --> 01:13:24.240
Here he comes!
865
01:13:28.480 --> 01:13:31.720
Sorry.
I had to get the old thing started.
866
01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:34.920
Where are the others?
— On the raft.
867
01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:39.000
It's not moving.
868
01:13:39.120 --> 01:13:42.520
We're not moving.
— We're stuck.
869
01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:48.560
We're caught in underwater plants.
— Someone has to disentangle us.
870
01:13:48.680 --> 01:13:50.760
I'll do it.
— No!
871
01:13:53.600 --> 01:13:57.040
What's going on?
— Torben the Henpecked!
872
01:13:57.160 --> 01:14:02.000
Come and get a hug.
— There's no time. Get moving!
873
01:14:04.280 --> 01:14:07.920
And don't forget Snuffles!
— Right.
874
01:14:08.040 --> 01:14:13.120
Pull, dear Rie!
— I'm pulling as hard as I can!
875
01:14:13.240 --> 01:14:19.840
What are you doing? Put it
in the rowlock, you amateur Viking!
876
01:14:19.960 --> 01:14:23.800
Says you!
"Give me a chieftain blot."
877
01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:25.880
Idiot!
878
01:14:32.920 --> 01:14:35.680
Great job, Dad.
— Thanks, kids.
879
01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:40.160
How are they doing?
— They're almost there, Torben.
880
01:14:40.280 --> 01:14:45.760
It's all ablaze!
— All hands to the pumps! Or the pump.
881
01:14:45.880 --> 01:14:48.960
Over there, Mie.
— Here.
882
01:14:49.080 --> 01:14:51.720
Ole, the ladder.
— More water.
883
01:14:54.040 --> 01:14:56.840
I'm coming, Bodil.
— Dad will go.
884
01:14:56.960 --> 01:14:59.640
I'll do it. I'll do it.
885
01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:04.040
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Keep pumping.
886
01:15:04.160 --> 01:15:07.280
Dad is climbing onto the ship now!
887
01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:10.680
He's no sissy, is he?
888
01:15:12.440 --> 01:15:15.200
More water!
— Come on!
889
01:15:16.320 --> 01:15:19.920
He's lost his marbles.
— He's a man's man.
890
01:15:20.040 --> 01:15:24.560
Go, Dad!
891
01:15:24.680 --> 01:15:25.760
Go!
892
01:15:25.880 --> 01:15:29.360
- Go!
—You can do it.
893
01:15:29.480 --> 01:15:33.920
Oh no! They've gone crazy.
We have to hurry.
894
01:15:34.040 --> 01:15:37.120
Give me your oar.
Sit down over there.
895
01:15:37.240 --> 01:15:40.480
I'll show you some Viking rowing.
896
01:15:44.480 --> 01:15:48.360
Hurry, Dad.
— Mind the fire!
897
01:15:48.480 --> 01:15:51.960
Spray more water on it.
— I'm trying.
898
01:15:52.080 --> 01:15:56.640
The pump is empty.
— We have to fill the buckets.
899
01:15:56.760 --> 01:16:00.560
I can't get past the fire.
— Hurry!
900
01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:04.320
It's working again!
901
01:16:05.320 --> 01:16:07.800
Hurry, Dad.
— Spray it.
902
01:16:12.920 --> 01:16:15.080
Good, Mie.
903
01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:32.200
The rope is on fire!
— Which rope?
904
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:38.040
Dad!
— Goodness.
905
01:16:38.160 --> 01:16:41.640
They're setting sail.
— Get me down!
906
01:16:41.760 --> 01:16:47.200
I can't hold it. It's sailing away.
— What do we do?
907
01:16:47.320 --> 01:16:51.080
Uncle, do your cowboy thing again!
— Why not?
908
01:16:51.200 --> 01:16:56.880
When you can catch a Viking cottage,
you can catch an escaping dragon.
909
01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:58.880
No, no!
910
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.720
Yippee ki yay!
911
01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:08.240
Yay!
— Grab the rope, kids.
912
01:17:08.360 --> 01:17:09.920
Hurry!
913
01:17:11.480 --> 01:17:14.600
Family's best, family's blessed!
914
01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:17.400
Family's best, family's blessed!
915
01:17:17.520 --> 01:17:21.000
Family's best, family's blessed!
916
01:17:21.120 --> 01:17:24.000
Family's best, family's blessed!
917
01:17:24.120 --> 01:17:28.200
Family's best, family's blessed!
Family's best...
918
01:17:28.320 --> 01:17:32.040
Per, stop!
— Let me go! I'm coming, Dad.
919
01:17:32.160 --> 01:17:35.800
Per's going over to it.
— Per!
920
01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:39.760
How do I get you down?
— Untie the rope.
921
01:17:42.120 --> 01:17:44.040
But careful...
922
01:17:47.040 --> 01:17:51.360
My brave boy.
— My awesome dad.
923
01:17:53.200 --> 01:17:56.600
Look out!
— What about the other cuddly toys?
924
01:17:56.720 --> 01:18:01.440
You're right. Off you go.
— Come on.
925
01:18:05.120 --> 01:18:09.520
You're a hero!
— He's safe now.
926
01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:11.920
Yay!
927
01:18:16.840 --> 01:18:19.600
Ole, take Bodil.
928
01:18:19.720 --> 01:18:22.800
Log, Mie.
— Here, Uncle.
929
01:18:22.920 --> 01:18:26.800
My dear Log.
What have we gotten you into?
930
01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:29.640
There, there, Bodil.
You're safe now.
931
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:35.840
What did they do to you?
Bodil has turned into hay.
932
01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:41.360
So has Log.
— They didn't sacrifice the toys.
933
01:18:41.480 --> 01:18:45.440
Then where is Bodil?
— Don't worry.
934
01:18:45.560 --> 01:18:48.240
Bodil is safe.
935
01:18:48.360 --> 01:18:50.440
Bravo, everyone.
936
01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:54.920
It was excellent conflict management...
937
01:18:55.040 --> 01:18:58.440
with beautiful and close cooperation.
938
01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:02.520
Who knew that
the Bifrost Method was so effective?
939
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:06.480
Can we have Bodil back now?
— You bet!
940
01:19:11.080 --> 01:19:14.960
Bodil did a stellar job.
941
01:19:15.080 --> 01:19:17.040
Bodil.
942
01:19:18.080 --> 01:19:19.240
Bodil.
943
01:19:21.000 --> 01:19:24.360
Look.
— And this is yours.
944
01:19:25.360 --> 01:19:28.520
Log.
Thank you very much.
945
01:19:29.880 --> 01:19:32.400
Snuffles.
My very own Snuffles.
946
01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:40.880
Thanks for your help.
Come, little Poul.
947
01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:51.920
We thought the toy elephant
would be the key to your success.
948
01:19:52.040 --> 01:19:56.080
You're crazy.
I was this close to being barbecued.
949
01:19:56.200 --> 01:20:01.080
We never imagined
that you'd go to such lengths.
950
01:20:01.200 --> 01:20:05.440
But you were very good.
You kids were fantastic.
951
01:20:05.560 --> 01:20:09.320
That's because I have
the best sister in the world.
952
01:20:11.480 --> 01:20:14.880
And I have the world's best boyfriend.
953
01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:21.400
That just proves that our method,
the Bifrost Method, works.
954
01:20:21.520 --> 01:20:25.000
Stop it.
I'm sick of hearing about that method.
955
01:20:25.120 --> 01:20:29.080
Our well-functioning family
has nothing to do with your method.
956
01:20:29.200 --> 01:20:33.960
It's because we love
and respect each other.
957
01:20:34.080 --> 01:20:37.120
We're the best family in the world.
958
01:20:37.240 --> 01:20:42.920
Could you put that in writing
for our next brochure?
959
01:20:43.040 --> 01:20:48.440
I have a better idea.
A group photo for our brochure.
960
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:52.840
A photo of all of us.
Gather round, everyone.
961
01:20:56.760 --> 01:20:58.280
Hey!
962
01:21:04.400 --> 01:21:07.200
So this is it, Sis.
— Yeah.
963
01:21:07.320 --> 01:21:10.360
Have you got everything?
— I think so.
964
01:21:10.480 --> 01:21:14.960
How will you manage without us?
— Call us every day.
965
01:21:15.080 --> 01:21:18.480
And come over all the time.
966
01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:21.240
I promise, sweetie.
— Here.
967
01:21:25.240 --> 01:21:28.400
Take care.
— We'll miss you.
968
01:21:28.520 --> 01:21:30.680
See you.
— Bye.
969
01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:32.680
Bye, bye.
970
01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:44.800
First one in gets Sis's room!
971
01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:48.560
I'll win.
— No pushing!
972
01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:50.280
Oh well.
973
01:21:54.160 --> 01:21:58.040
Family's best, family's blessed
974
01:21:58.160 --> 01:22:02.200
Family will not fail
and we will prevail
975
01:22:02.320 --> 01:22:06.400
Family's best, family's blessed
976
01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:08.640
We know each other well
977
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:11.320
even though we do raise hell
978
01:22:11.440 --> 01:22:14.760
All alone you're on your own
979
01:22:14.880 --> 01:22:18.960
like a tree without any leaves
980
01:22:19.080 --> 01:22:23.000
The more you are
the merrier by far
981
01:22:23.120 --> 01:22:27.800
and you can invite others in
982
01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:33.440
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
983
01:22:33.560 --> 01:22:37.440
And family is the entity of our unity
984
01:22:37.560 --> 01:22:40.880
We say hello to the world
because we know
985
01:22:41.000 --> 01:22:46.080
it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
986
01:22:46.200 --> 01:22:51.480
But in the end
the family is where we belong
987
01:22:53.160 --> 01:22:55.560
If you know where you're from
988
01:22:55.680 --> 01:22:58.200
and where you belong
989
01:22:58.320 --> 01:23:01.360
it's easier to achieve
what you want
990
01:23:01.480 --> 01:23:03.800
If you know who you love
991
01:23:03.920 --> 01:23:06.440
and who's on your side
992
01:23:06.560 --> 01:23:10.840
you're all set
to make new friends
993
01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:14.720
All alone you're on your own
994
01:23:14.840 --> 01:23:20.000
like a tree without any leaves
995
01:23:20.120 --> 01:23:23.000
The more you are
the merrier by far
996
01:23:23.120 --> 01:23:27.920
and you can invite others in
997
01:23:29.880 --> 01:23:33.440
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
998
01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:37.480
And family is the entity of our unity
999
01:23:37.600 --> 01:23:40.920
We say hello to the world
because we know
1000
01:23:41.040 --> 01:23:46.400
that it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
1001
01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:49.960
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
1002
01:23:50.080 --> 01:23:54.000
and family is the entity of our unity
1003
01:23:54.120 --> 01:23:57.440
We say hello to the world
because we know
1004
01:23:57.560 --> 01:24:02.880
it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
1005
01:24:03.000 --> 01:24:06.520
Togetherness is the trunk of the free
we're growing on
1006
01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:10.600
and family is the entity of our unity
1007
01:24:10.720 --> 01:24:14.000
We say hello to the world
because we know
1008
01:24:14.120 --> 01:24:19.000
that it's full of lovely people
we'd like to get to know
1009
01:24:19.120 --> 01:24:25.040
But in the end
the family is where we belong
1010
01:24:25.160 --> 01:24:29.080
Family's best, family's blessed
1011
01:24:29.200 --> 01:24:33.200
Family's east, family's west
1012
01:24:33.320 --> 01:24:34.960
Family is best
1013
01:24:35.080 --> 01:24:36.960
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