WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:52.094 (CHIRPING) 4 00:01:01.144 --> 00:01:02.604 AGNES: Once upon a time, 5 00:01:02.688 --> 00:01:06.567 there was a magical place called the Motherland, 6 00:01:07.651 --> 00:01:10.279 where Fairy Godmothers lived and learned 7 00:01:10.362 --> 00:01:13.156 all they needed to know about godmothering. 8 00:01:13.240 --> 00:01:14.908 Oh, blah, blah, blah. 9 00:01:14.992 --> 00:01:17.160 We all know how this bit goes. 10 00:01:17.244 --> 00:01:19.371 This is not your usual fairy tale. 11 00:01:19.705 --> 00:01:22.708 Fairy tales end with "happily ever after," 12 00:01:22.958 --> 00:01:24.835 and that's where we begin. 13 00:01:25.335 --> 00:01:29.256 AGNES: Good morning, Motherland! 14 00:01:30.132 --> 00:01:33.844 It's almost the weekend, and you know what that means. 15 00:01:34.386 --> 00:01:40.017 Grab a pumpkin, raise your wands, break out the glass slippers, 16 00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:43.812 it's time to party like it's 1699. 17 00:01:43.896 --> 00:01:47.774 I'm gonna kick things off with everyone's favorite pop hit. 18 00:01:50.402 --> 00:01:52.070 (OPERA MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:01:54.615 --> 00:01:59.286 I'm Agnes. I'm 172 years old at least. 20 00:01:59.369 --> 00:02:01.747 And I'm too cool for school. 21 00:02:02.080 --> 00:02:06.835 It's why they made me the resident DJ, and I don't have to go to lessons. 22 00:02:08.337 --> 00:02:10.255 But this isn't about me. 23 00:02:10.631 --> 00:02:12.549 This is the story of Eleanor. 24 00:02:13.383 --> 00:02:16.178 She's the Motherland's youngest trainee 25 00:02:16.261 --> 00:02:20.182 and the only person who's bothered to apply in decades. 26 00:02:21.433 --> 00:02:23.685 All she wanted was to graduate, 27 00:02:23.769 --> 00:02:25.771 to be a real Fairy Godmother, 28 00:02:25.854 --> 00:02:29.274 to have her name in a book alongside the greats. 29 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:32.903 That's her in the pink, without any pals. 30 00:02:32.986 --> 00:02:34.196 -(GASPS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 31 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:38.408 -Uh-oh, here comes trouble. -(DOOR OPENING) 32 00:02:39.117 --> 00:02:42.079 This is Moira, the headmistress. 33 00:02:42.162 --> 00:02:45.832 She wrote the book on Fairy Godmothering, literally. 34 00:02:45.916 --> 00:02:48.418 Let us open our texts, shall we? 35 00:02:49.628 --> 00:02:54.174 AGNES: She's been banging on about the same old formula for centuries. 36 00:02:54.258 --> 00:02:56.844 Yesterday, we reviewed step one. 37 00:02:56.927 --> 00:02:59.096 AGNES: Oh, you didn't know there was a formula? 38 00:02:59.179 --> 00:03:00.556 Recite it with me, please. 39 00:03:01.181 --> 00:03:05.853 ALL: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down. 40 00:03:14.152 --> 00:03:16.947 Ooh! Oh, wow! 41 00:03:18.615 --> 00:03:20.826 -Ooh! -It's just the same. 42 00:03:21.451 --> 00:03:24.955 Once you've conjured the gown, you're on your way to step two. 43 00:03:25.038 --> 00:03:28.750 -Which is? -ALL: Find their true love. 44 00:03:28.834 --> 00:03:30.377 Correct. 45 00:03:30.460 --> 00:03:33.589 Now, once the gown and true love are in place, 46 00:03:34.256 --> 00:03:36.383 we move on to step three. 47 00:03:36.466 --> 00:03:37.843 Which is? 48 00:03:37.926 --> 00:03:39.553 -ELEANOR: Oh, please? -Anyone? 49 00:03:39.678 --> 00:03:42.014 -Anybody? -Oh, I know it. 50 00:03:42.097 --> 00:03:43.807 -You? -My arm's tired. 51 00:03:43.891 --> 00:03:45.392 -MOIRA: Anyone else? -Hurts to hold it up. 52 00:03:45.475 --> 00:03:46.476 Literally anyone. 53 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.896 -Oh. Oh, please? -Yes. 54 00:03:48.979 --> 00:03:51.940 -Happily ever after. -Correct. 55 00:03:52.024 --> 00:03:53.192 (GIGGLES) 56 00:03:53.275 --> 00:03:56.528 Really? Again with the formula? 57 00:03:57.196 --> 00:03:59.823 -Can we do something different today? -(GASPS) 58 00:03:59.907 --> 00:04:04.161 (HESITATES) No. Because we never really do anything. 59 00:04:04.244 --> 00:04:06.079 (ALL CHUCKLE) 60 00:04:06.163 --> 00:04:07.539 Enough! 61 00:04:08.123 --> 00:04:09.166 Enough! 62 00:04:09.249 --> 00:04:11.752 AGNES: And this is where the problems really started, 63 00:04:11.835 --> 00:04:15.422 because Moira is not someone you want to cross. 64 00:04:15.506 --> 00:04:19.843 Step three is happily ever after. 65 00:04:20.511 --> 00:04:23.555 -It just happens. -Yes, it just happens. 66 00:04:24.431 --> 00:04:25.557 It's step three. 67 00:04:26.308 --> 00:04:28.310 If you're confused, I can be your study buddy. 68 00:04:28.852 --> 00:04:31.355 I'm totally available, like, anytime, day or night. 69 00:04:31.939 --> 00:04:34.191 MOIRA: There's no reason to be confused. 70 00:04:34.274 --> 00:04:39.988 The formula has been the cornerstone of Fairy Godmothering since it began 71 00:04:40.072 --> 00:04:42.824 because it works. 72 00:04:42.908 --> 00:04:44.535 If it works, 73 00:04:44.952 --> 00:04:47.371 then why is everything around here falling apart? 74 00:04:47.454 --> 00:04:48.455 (ALL GASP) 75 00:04:48.705 --> 00:04:52.876 Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after. 76 00:04:55.921 --> 00:04:57.881 Well, everyone except Eleanor, that is. 77 00:04:57.965 --> 00:05:00.843 And she's never gonna be a Fairy Godmother. 78 00:05:00.926 --> 00:05:02.594 Well, you said so yourself. 79 00:05:04.972 --> 00:05:07.099 When's the last time anyone went on assignment? 80 00:05:07.182 --> 00:05:08.934 (ALL MURMURING) 81 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:13.730 No more assignments mean no more Fairy Godmothers. 82 00:05:13.814 --> 00:05:18.193 So when exactly were you going to fess up to her and us 83 00:05:18.277 --> 00:05:20.863 that you are about to shut this school down, 84 00:05:20.946 --> 00:05:24.074 and we are all being retrained as Tooth Fairies? 85 00:05:24.157 --> 00:05:25.158 (GASPS) 86 00:05:25.242 --> 00:05:27.619 (GASPS) What? 87 00:05:27.703 --> 00:05:30.289 AGNES: And this was the moment that Eleanor realized 88 00:05:30.372 --> 00:05:35.043 she would never be a Fairy Godmother unless she found an assignment. 89 00:05:36.753 --> 00:05:40.549 Now, being a Tooth Fairy didn't sound so bad to me. 90 00:05:40.674 --> 00:05:42.009 You only work nights, 91 00:05:42.092 --> 00:05:44.678 you've always got a little change in your pocket. 92 00:05:45.304 --> 00:05:49.433 But Eleanor, she was not about to give up her dream. 93 00:05:49.516 --> 00:05:52.728 All she needed was one assignment. 94 00:05:53.645 --> 00:05:56.940 And about 40 to 50 years more training. 95 00:05:57.524 --> 00:05:59.484 ELEANOR: Whoa! Ouch! 96 00:06:00.527 --> 00:06:03.322 (GRUNTS) Ow. Oof! 97 00:06:03.906 --> 00:06:05.824 There has to be something in here. 98 00:06:06.283 --> 00:06:08.994 Wish I could levitate. (GRUNTS) 99 00:06:09.912 --> 00:06:11.663 Nothing. Nothing. 100 00:06:11.914 --> 00:06:13.832 Nothing! Ugh! Nothing? 101 00:06:14.750 --> 00:06:16.084 Nothing! 102 00:06:16.168 --> 00:06:18.128 Okay. I give up. 103 00:06:18.587 --> 00:06:21.715 AGNES: And just when she thought all was lost... 104 00:06:23.383 --> 00:06:25.177 ELEANOR: Wait. What? 105 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:26.261 Please. 106 00:06:28.430 --> 00:06:29.598 Yes! 107 00:06:30.098 --> 00:06:33.644 YOUNG MACKENZIE: Dear Fairy Godmother, my name is Mackenzie Walsh, 108 00:06:33.727 --> 00:06:38.232 and I live at 8566 Hawkins Street in Boston. In America. 109 00:06:38.524 --> 00:06:39.733 And I need your help. 110 00:06:40.526 --> 00:06:41.818 -(ELEANOR SCREAMS) -(THUD) 111 00:06:41.902 --> 00:06:43.362 (GROANS) I'm okay. 112 00:07:01.880 --> 00:07:04.758 YOUNG MACKENZIE: Obviously I would like world peace, 113 00:07:04.842 --> 00:07:07.845 but there is also a boy in my class, 114 00:07:07.928 --> 00:07:11.223 and he is the cutest boy in the whole school. 115 00:07:11.306 --> 00:07:14.184 It is my dearest wish that he would even notice me. 116 00:07:14.268 --> 00:07:17.062 Please, could you help make that wish come true? 117 00:07:17.145 --> 00:07:18.480 ELEANOR: Toothbrush. 118 00:07:20.274 --> 00:07:22.442 Nightgown. Books: 119 00:07:24.152 --> 00:07:25.529 -Howdy! -(YELPS) 120 00:07:26.113 --> 00:07:27.406 Where are you going? 121 00:07:27.489 --> 00:07:29.950 What? No, I'm not going anywhere. 122 00:07:30.033 --> 00:07:33.787 If I was going somewhere, I'd be packing away my books. Like this. 123 00:07:33.871 --> 00:07:35.247 And my toothbrush. 124 00:07:36.248 --> 00:07:39.668 And my extra underpants. Like this. 125 00:07:39.751 --> 00:07:42.004 Oh, and my spare wand. In case of emergencies. 126 00:07:42.087 --> 00:07:44.923 Did you see me do that? No. I don't think so. 127 00:07:45.007 --> 00:07:49.011 I know what you're doing, Eleanor, I just don't know why. 128 00:07:52.806 --> 00:07:56.143 -Can you keep a secret? -I am a secret. 129 00:07:56.226 --> 00:07:57.561 I went to the Assignment Room. 130 00:07:57.644 --> 00:08:01.773 Why? It's empty. That's why they're shutting us down. 131 00:08:01.857 --> 00:08:04.902 It's not totally empty. I found an assignment. 132 00:08:04.985 --> 00:08:06.945 -Get outta here! -No. 133 00:08:08.280 --> 00:08:09.281 Look. 134 00:08:10.991 --> 00:08:13.368 Mackenzie Walsh, age ten. 135 00:08:13.452 --> 00:08:15.913 I'm gonna help that little girl and save the Motherland 136 00:08:15.996 --> 00:08:19.708 by proving that people still need Fairy Godmothers. 137 00:08:19.791 --> 00:08:21.752 Well, you got moxie, kiddo. 138 00:08:22.503 --> 00:08:25.339 But even if this girl does need a Fairy Godmother, 139 00:08:25.422 --> 00:08:26.882 you're not trained. 140 00:08:26.965 --> 00:08:30.135 Well, I'm not going to get trained if the Motherland is shut down. 141 00:08:30.219 --> 00:08:34.598 And even if I don't know everything, I know that I can do this. 142 00:08:35.974 --> 00:08:41.104 (SINGING) I was born to be a Fairy Godmother 143 00:08:41.188 --> 00:08:43.941 It's in the very heart of me 144 00:08:44.483 --> 00:08:45.484 Ow! 145 00:08:45.567 --> 00:08:48.779 You know you're not supposed to sing. We've talked about it. 146 00:08:48.862 --> 00:08:51.156 You're gonna miss my singing when I'm gone. 147 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:52.658 Trust me when I tell you 148 00:08:52.741 --> 00:08:55.285 there are worse things than being a Tooth Fairy. 149 00:08:55.577 --> 00:08:58.705 Moira's not a big fan of fairies going rogue. 150 00:08:58.997 --> 00:09:03.544 If she finds out you're gone, she could close the portals back, 151 00:09:03.627 --> 00:09:05.379 or take away your magic. 152 00:09:05.462 --> 00:09:07.714 Shh, don't say that. 153 00:09:09.007 --> 00:09:10.259 I have to do this. 154 00:09:10.717 --> 00:09:15.430 Well, if you're going, you're gonna need to know the way out of here. 155 00:09:25.482 --> 00:09:27.109 (BLOWS NOSE) 156 00:09:30.863 --> 00:09:31.864 Right. 157 00:09:36.827 --> 00:09:38.662 -Kid, you'd better move fast. -(GASPS) 158 00:09:38.745 --> 00:09:43.041 You only have a few more days before Moira closes us down. 159 00:09:44.293 --> 00:09:45.544 Thank you, Agnes. 160 00:09:45.627 --> 00:09:47.337 Knock 'em dead, kid. 161 00:09:47.421 --> 00:09:51.466 Oh, Agnes, if everything goes right, nobody's gonna die. 162 00:09:52.968 --> 00:09:54.136 Goodbye. 163 00:09:54.219 --> 00:09:55.220 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 164 00:10:08.233 --> 00:10:09.359 Oh. 165 00:10:14.573 --> 00:10:17.451 I can do this, I can do this. 166 00:10:17.534 --> 00:10:18.535 I can do this. 167 00:10:22.456 --> 00:10:24.166 I can't do this. 168 00:10:24.875 --> 00:10:25.876 (SPEAKING LATIN) 169 00:10:43.018 --> 00:10:44.019 Oh. 170 00:10:44.520 --> 00:10:46.355 Nicely done. (CHUCKLES) 171 00:10:50.317 --> 00:10:51.318 (GRUNTING) 172 00:11:00.118 --> 00:11:01.411 (SQUEALS) 173 00:11:01.703 --> 00:11:02.704 -(GRUNTS) -(THUD) 174 00:11:02.788 --> 00:11:04.373 (GROANS) 175 00:11:06.083 --> 00:11:07.084 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 176 00:11:20.764 --> 00:11:21.765 (SPEAKING LATIN) 177 00:11:36.113 --> 00:11:37.573 (SCREAMING) 178 00:11:48.959 --> 00:11:53.380 And they say portal crossing is a senior-level course. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:11:54.506 --> 00:11:57.259 (GASPS) What in Godmother's name! 180 00:12:04.308 --> 00:12:07.811 Hello, friends. Which way to America? 181 00:12:07.895 --> 00:12:10.564 East? West? Oh, both. 182 00:12:11.106 --> 00:12:12.274 (GASPS) 183 00:12:12.357 --> 00:12:14.151 Pumpkins! Yes! 184 00:12:16.028 --> 00:12:17.070 All right. 185 00:12:19.114 --> 00:12:20.782 One carriage, coming up. 186 00:12:20.866 --> 00:12:21.867 (SPEAKING LATIN) 187 00:12:26.205 --> 00:12:27.206 (GRUNTS) 188 00:12:28.040 --> 00:12:29.041 (GASPS) 189 00:12:32.628 --> 00:12:33.712 (EXCLAIMING) 190 00:12:36.006 --> 00:12:37.174 Oh, no! 191 00:12:38.592 --> 00:12:39.593 Not the big one! 192 00:12:45.849 --> 00:12:46.850 (SIGHS) 193 00:12:48.227 --> 00:12:50.312 There's gotta be a better way to travel. 194 00:12:51.730 --> 00:12:53.190 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 195 00:12:53.273 --> 00:12:54.775 (PANTING) 196 00:13:02.908 --> 00:13:03.909 -(CAR HONKS) -(SCREAMS) 197 00:13:24.304 --> 00:13:26.473 Hey. Hey! 198 00:13:27.641 --> 00:13:28.684 Hey, are you okay? 199 00:13:28.767 --> 00:13:29.768 (BOTH SCREAM) 200 00:13:30.811 --> 00:13:32.271 You can't sleep here. 201 00:13:32.771 --> 00:13:36.233 -Why? Are there dragons? Evil fairies? -(SIGHS) 202 00:13:36.316 --> 00:13:37.985 In a manner of speaking, yeah. 203 00:13:38.068 --> 00:13:39.069 Oh. 204 00:13:39.653 --> 00:13:40.779 Whoa! 205 00:13:40.863 --> 00:13:44.283 Oh, your carriage must've required an enormous pumpkin. 206 00:13:44.366 --> 00:13:46.034 How many footmen are inside? 207 00:13:46.118 --> 00:13:48.787 Uh, none. Just me. 208 00:13:49.329 --> 00:13:50.372 Beth. 209 00:13:50.455 --> 00:13:51.456 (CHUCKLES) 210 00:13:53.876 --> 00:13:56.879 Beth. You're hilarious. 211 00:13:56.962 --> 00:13:59.214 Everyone knows women don't drive themselves. 212 00:13:59.298 --> 00:14:00.883 That's what mice are for. 213 00:14:01.925 --> 00:14:04.595 -Sweetheart, are you on drugs? -Of course not. 214 00:14:06.138 --> 00:14:07.139 What are drugs? 215 00:14:07.723 --> 00:14:09.183 Oh, boy, that's a yes. 216 00:14:10.309 --> 00:14:12.019 Look, do you have anyone you can call? 217 00:14:12.102 --> 00:14:13.854 I guess there's my roommate. 218 00:14:13.937 --> 00:14:15.189 (LOUDLY) Agnes! 219 00:14:15.856 --> 00:14:18.483 Agnes! Agnes? 220 00:14:19.985 --> 00:14:22.237 She must be doing her morning announcements. 221 00:14:22.321 --> 00:14:24.531 I can find a bluebird to bring her a message 222 00:14:24.615 --> 00:14:25.616 once I get to Boston. 223 00:14:25.699 --> 00:14:27.242 Is that where you're headed? 224 00:14:27.326 --> 00:14:31.038 Oh, yes. I'm looking for my future forever friend, Mackenzie Walsh. 225 00:14:31.496 --> 00:14:36.293 She lives in Boston, Massachusetts. In America. 226 00:14:36.376 --> 00:14:38.295 Let's see what we can find. 227 00:14:38.378 --> 00:14:39.713 Oh, good, a map. 228 00:14:40.422 --> 00:14:43.008 Siri, search Mackenzie Walsh. 229 00:14:43.217 --> 00:14:45.761 AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER SPEAKER) Okay. Here's what I found. 230 00:14:45.844 --> 00:14:48.222 Who said that? Is there a genie in there? 231 00:14:48.305 --> 00:14:49.598 (SOFTLY) Don't answer that. 232 00:14:49.973 --> 00:14:53.060 Okay. I think we need to get you to your friend 233 00:14:53.143 --> 00:14:55.062 -as quickly as possible. -Yes. 234 00:14:55.145 --> 00:14:57.898 -The good news is, I'm headed that way. -(GIGGLES) 235 00:14:59.608 --> 00:15:00.609 Okay. 236 00:15:01.318 --> 00:15:02.319 (ELEANOR GRUNTS) 237 00:15:20.629 --> 00:15:22.589 BETH: Welcome to Beantown. 238 00:15:24.383 --> 00:15:26.844 So then I said, "I don't want to be a Tooth Fairy." 239 00:15:26.927 --> 00:15:30.848 Yep. I lost my heart to a Tooth Fairy one night at Burning Man in 2004. 240 00:15:30.931 --> 00:15:32.266 They're no good. 241 00:15:33.016 --> 00:15:36.478 Well, you should be able to find a Mackenzie Walsh in there. 242 00:15:36.562 --> 00:15:39.523 -Oh, thank you for everything. -Oh. (CHUCKLES) 243 00:15:43.235 --> 00:15:45.112 Hey, take this. 244 00:15:45.195 --> 00:15:46.196 Thank you. 245 00:15:46.488 --> 00:15:49.199 Are you sure I can't make you a ball gown before I go? 246 00:15:49.283 --> 00:15:51.785 Nah. I got a few in the back. 247 00:15:51.869 --> 00:15:53.120 Oh, thank goodness. 248 00:15:53.829 --> 00:15:54.830 Bye. 249 00:15:54.913 --> 00:15:55.998 (CHUCKLES) 250 00:15:56.081 --> 00:15:57.457 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 251 00:15:58.876 --> 00:15:59.877 Ooh. 252 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:08.760 BARB: Coming up... 253 00:16:08.844 --> 00:16:10.554 What would you do if you found out 254 00:16:10.637 --> 00:16:13.682 your parents weren't actually your parents at all? 255 00:16:13.765 --> 00:16:18.145 That's the dilemma faced by two men, both born in the Massachusetts area. 256 00:16:18.228 --> 00:16:21.064 The babies were switched at birth and reunited with their families 257 00:16:21.148 --> 00:16:22.524 20 years later, 258 00:16:22.608 --> 00:16:26.195 only to discover that the hospital had it right the first time. 259 00:16:26.278 --> 00:16:30.157 But our top story tonight is out of Essex County, 260 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:33.619 where residents were left shocked and confused. 261 00:16:33.702 --> 00:16:37.080 Look at this barbaric sight. 262 00:16:37.623 --> 00:16:40.751 -Now, police have no motives... -(GASPS) 263 00:16:40.834 --> 00:16:43.003 ...for the destruction of the pumpkin patch, 264 00:16:43.086 --> 00:16:46.048 but believe local pranksters may be to blame. 265 00:16:46.131 --> 00:16:49.426 If only these inflatable scarecrows could talk. 266 00:16:49.510 --> 00:16:50.886 Back to you, Barb. 267 00:16:50.969 --> 00:16:54.723 Thanks, Hugh, for that explosive update. 268 00:16:54.806 --> 00:16:56.016 We'll be back in a minute 269 00:16:56.099 --> 00:16:58.769 with news of a bed that was delivered up a ladder 270 00:16:58.852 --> 00:17:00.062 in Dedham yesterday. 271 00:17:00.521 --> 00:17:02.272 Please text or tweet us 272 00:17:02.356 --> 00:17:05.943 the strangest things you've seen going up a ladder. 273 00:17:06.026 --> 00:17:07.528 -(BELL RINGS) -WOMAN: You can't be here! 274 00:17:07.611 --> 00:17:08.820 GRANT: (LOUDLY) Really, people? 275 00:17:10.822 --> 00:17:12.449 That's the best you got? 276 00:17:13.408 --> 00:17:14.660 Conference room! 277 00:17:15.702 --> 00:17:16.703 Now! 278 00:17:17.037 --> 00:17:18.664 WOMAN: What do you think you're doing? 279 00:17:18.747 --> 00:17:22.000 Looking for a sad little girl named Mackenzie Walsh. 280 00:17:22.084 --> 00:17:25.712 Awkward haircut, red, like an angry leprechaun. 281 00:17:26.463 --> 00:17:30.759 Kelly in Brookline has emailed. She once saw a duck on a ladder. 282 00:17:30.843 --> 00:17:33.053 So deal with that bombshell how you see fit. 283 00:17:33.136 --> 00:17:34.888 Mack, you have a visitor. 284 00:17:34.972 --> 00:17:35.973 Uh-huh. 285 00:17:36.515 --> 00:17:38.141 I'm looking for Mackenzie Walsh. 286 00:17:38.225 --> 00:17:39.518 Yep, that is me. 287 00:17:40.394 --> 00:17:42.604 Hey, Murry, can you please move it along? 288 00:17:42.688 --> 00:17:44.523 I promised my kids I'd cook dinner tonight. 289 00:17:44.648 --> 00:17:48.026 Then I must be looking for your daughter. Could you tell me how to find her? 290 00:17:49.611 --> 00:17:52.281 (SCOFFS) Who are you? The world's laziest kidnapper? 291 00:17:53.073 --> 00:17:54.950 Why would I tell you where my kid is? 292 00:17:55.033 --> 00:17:56.827 Is this someone's idea of a joke? 293 00:17:58.370 --> 00:18:00.914 I'm sorry, I think there must be some mistake. 294 00:18:00.998 --> 00:18:04.960 I'm looking for the Mackenzie Walsh that lives at 8566 Hawkins Street. 295 00:18:06.712 --> 00:18:08.297 How do you know my old address? 296 00:18:08.881 --> 00:18:09.882 Your old... 297 00:18:11.258 --> 00:18:12.259 No. 298 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:14.428 No, no, no. 299 00:18:14.511 --> 00:18:16.221 No, it can't be you. You're... 300 00:18:16.305 --> 00:18:18.307 Old. So old. 301 00:18:18.390 --> 00:18:21.810 This is a disaster. A woman your age couldn't possibly 302 00:18:21.894 --> 00:18:23.979 still need someone to make her dreams come true. 303 00:18:24.062 --> 00:18:26.148 Yeah, right, because I'm clearly living the dream. 304 00:18:26.231 --> 00:18:27.232 Now, who are you? 305 00:18:27.900 --> 00:18:29.234 Well, I'm Eleanor, 306 00:18:29.318 --> 00:18:31.570 -and I'm your Fairy Godmother. -(SOFTLY) Security. 307 00:18:31.653 --> 00:18:34.448 And I'm here to help you find happily ever after. 308 00:18:34.531 --> 00:18:36.116 Oh, you wanna be on the show. Okay. 309 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:39.411 Uh, are you from a matchmaking app, a dating website, what? 310 00:18:39.494 --> 00:18:41.580 Oh, actually, I'm from the Motherland. 311 00:18:41.663 --> 00:18:43.582 Right. I've never heard of that. 312 00:18:43.665 --> 00:18:44.958 -(SOFTLY) Security. -WOMAN: Mack. 313 00:18:45.501 --> 00:18:47.377 Grant says get in here. Now. 314 00:18:47.461 --> 00:18:49.505 -I'm late for a story meeting. -ELEANOR: Oh. 315 00:18:49.588 --> 00:18:51.215 Come up with something a little more original 316 00:18:51.298 --> 00:18:52.674 than the Fairy Godmother act, 317 00:18:52.758 --> 00:18:55.302 and maybe we can get you a segment for Valentine's Day. 318 00:18:55.385 --> 00:18:57.012 -It's not an act. I really... -Over here. 319 00:18:57.554 --> 00:18:58.972 -Ma'am. -Oh, footmen? 320 00:18:59.264 --> 00:19:02.893 GRANT: Okay. The viewing numbers are in, folks, and they are not a pretty read. 321 00:19:02.976 --> 00:19:05.270 I mean, look at this. We're still in... (SMACKS LIPS) 322 00:19:05.354 --> 00:19:07.272 -I don't know how to read this. -Fifth place. 323 00:19:07.356 --> 00:19:10.442 Fifth, like five? There are only four news shows. 324 00:19:10.526 --> 00:19:13.612 Okay, I could try a different shade of spray tan. 325 00:19:13.695 --> 00:19:15.989 No, no, ever since we switched you to coconut glow, 326 00:19:16.073 --> 00:19:18.158 you are killing it with teen girls and shut-ins. 327 00:19:18.242 --> 00:19:20.827 It's the rest of you that need to step your game up. 328 00:19:20.911 --> 00:19:22.412 Especially you two! 329 00:19:22.496 --> 00:19:23.789 What was that? 330 00:19:24.164 --> 00:19:26.708 "Cops think pranksters blew up some pumpkins." 331 00:19:26.792 --> 00:19:28.877 That is not getting eyes on the box. 332 00:19:28.961 --> 00:19:35.467 But, "Police rule out witchcraft in mysterious pumpkin cult massacre"? 333 00:19:36.009 --> 00:19:37.094 That's a story! 334 00:19:37.177 --> 00:19:39.847 ELEANOR: I really am her Fairy Godmother. 335 00:19:39.930 --> 00:19:41.765 Do you wanna see my magic wand? 336 00:19:41.849 --> 00:19:43.475 I mean, look what Dave did last month. 337 00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:46.186 Dave forgot to bring us back from commercial for 12 minutes, 338 00:19:46.270 --> 00:19:47.396 and nobody noticed. 339 00:19:48.063 --> 00:19:51.233 Wrong. Dave got people talking about us. 340 00:19:51.316 --> 00:19:53.569 Is that the summit of our ambition, really? 341 00:19:53.652 --> 00:19:56.446 Okay. You think you can do better? 342 00:19:56.989 --> 00:20:01.076 Tomorrow, Bruins' playing Golden Knights, Cold War classic at TD Garden. 343 00:20:01.159 --> 00:20:03.203 Dave, you're my guy, so you're covering the game. 344 00:20:03.287 --> 00:20:05.956 And I want the two of you on the tailgate. 345 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:08.584 So tell me, how are you gonna get people talking about us? 346 00:20:08.667 --> 00:20:11.170 Actually, I was thinking, instead of covering the tailgate, 347 00:20:11.253 --> 00:20:12.337 we could do a segment 348 00:20:12.421 --> 00:20:15.048 on the team donating coats to the city's homeless youth. 349 00:20:15.132 --> 00:20:17.676 I'm sorry, what's your name? I don't care. You are boring. 350 00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:20.095 -I am bored. You have bored me. -(BUZZER SOUNDS) 351 00:20:20.179 --> 00:20:23.390 Look at this guy. 2008 called. Wants its haircut back. 352 00:20:23.473 --> 00:20:26.894 (CHUCKLES) Actually, the numbers on his hair are huge. 353 00:20:26.977 --> 00:20:29.688 And his face and his smile. (GIGGLES) 354 00:20:30.230 --> 00:20:32.608 You should give your head a pat on the back. 355 00:20:32.691 --> 00:20:33.859 Way to go, head. 356 00:20:33.942 --> 00:20:36.069 -ELEANOR: Ooh! -She oughta be committed. 357 00:20:36.153 --> 00:20:39.031 Oh, I am. Totally committed. 358 00:20:42.284 --> 00:20:45.370 What if we shoot B-roll of everyone cooking in the parking lot, 359 00:20:45.454 --> 00:20:48.582 and we do a whole "Is there salmonella at the tailgate" kinda thing? 360 00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:51.710 -Go on. -Uh, or, uh, face paint. 361 00:20:52.336 --> 00:20:53.629 Uh, on fans' faces. 362 00:20:54.046 --> 00:20:56.632 "Is it poisoning fans? Find out at 11:00." 363 00:20:56.715 --> 00:20:59.635 -Face paint isn't poisonous. -Yeah. And we'll tell them that at 11:00. 364 00:21:00.052 --> 00:21:02.971 Good. That doesn't totally suck. 365 00:21:03.055 --> 00:21:05.974 All right, people, I just want you to focus on what's important. Okay? 366 00:21:06.058 --> 00:21:08.477 And that's fourth place. All right? 367 00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:10.479 Oh, I'm sorry, are we keeping you? 368 00:21:10.562 --> 00:21:11.980 I hope you're not running anywhere 369 00:21:12.064 --> 00:21:15.150 without re-editing that pumpkin debacle for the 7:00 p.m. show. 370 00:21:16.193 --> 00:21:17.236 Thank you. 371 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 372 00:21:19.071 --> 00:21:22.407 (SIGHS) Can't we do better than face paint and salmonella? 373 00:21:22.491 --> 00:21:24.409 Yeah. Let's make it E. coli. 374 00:21:24.493 --> 00:21:28.288 Come on, Mack. I'm serious. If we found some stories that were inspiring, 375 00:21:28.372 --> 00:21:30.290 we could light a fire under this place. 376 00:21:30.374 --> 00:21:32.209 I can't afford to lose this job. 377 00:21:35.045 --> 00:21:36.088 (SIGHS) 378 00:21:41.093 --> 00:21:42.636 -Me again! -(YELPS) 379 00:21:43.262 --> 00:21:45.138 -It's me, Eleanor. -This is getting... 380 00:21:45.222 --> 00:21:47.432 -Okay, okay. -I'm your Fairy Godmother. 381 00:21:47.516 --> 00:21:49.059 Just back off, lady! 382 00:21:49.142 --> 00:21:51.103 I know what you're thinking, and it's true. 383 00:21:51.186 --> 00:21:53.105 Most Fairy Godmothers are a lot older. 384 00:21:53.188 --> 00:21:55.983 If you can overlook my youth and your total lack of experience, 385 00:21:56.066 --> 00:21:59.444 you'll find I have a real can-do attitude that's gonna take us very, very far. 386 00:21:59.528 --> 00:22:01.947 -I will call 911. -Oh, I'll show you. 387 00:22:02.948 --> 00:22:05.450 No. Please wait. No, please don't. I have kids. 388 00:22:06.869 --> 00:22:07.870 (SPEAKING LATIN) 389 00:22:10.289 --> 00:22:12.332 MACKENZIE: (EXCLAIMS) Huh? 390 00:22:13.709 --> 00:22:16.336 -Oh! -(GASPS) 391 00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:18.714 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 392 00:22:20.716 --> 00:22:21.758 (GASPS) 393 00:22:22.551 --> 00:22:23.760 What just happened? 394 00:22:23.844 --> 00:22:26.054 I was trying for a ball gown. 395 00:22:26.138 --> 00:22:29.433 It's not my best work, but at least it's weather appropriate? 396 00:22:30.142 --> 00:22:33.687 Oh, my God, it's happening. I'm finally losing my mind. 397 00:22:33.770 --> 00:22:37.024 Don't be silly. This is magic? 398 00:22:38.567 --> 00:22:41.403 Yo, Mack, what's the occasion? 399 00:22:41.486 --> 00:22:43.739 Wait, Ray, you can see this? 400 00:22:43.822 --> 00:22:45.824 Uh, it's kinda hard to miss. 401 00:22:47.659 --> 00:22:48.702 You look hot. 402 00:22:49.578 --> 00:22:52.206 You're not supposed to say that kinda thing in the workplace. 403 00:22:52.289 --> 00:22:54.791 I mean, your face is all red and sweaty. 404 00:22:55.459 --> 00:22:58.003 Oh, my God, he saw it. It's real. 405 00:22:58.086 --> 00:22:59.421 Of course it is. 406 00:22:59.505 --> 00:23:01.215 Now, do you have a carriage here, 407 00:23:01.298 --> 00:23:03.425 or shall we hitch a ride in someone else's pumpkin? 408 00:23:04.384 --> 00:23:06.220 -Shh, that's Grant, my boss. -What... 409 00:23:06.303 --> 00:23:08.096 -He can't see me like this! -Oh! 410 00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:09.181 Why? 411 00:23:09.264 --> 00:23:11.725 MACKENZIE: Because you poofed me into a sleeping bag. 412 00:23:12.726 --> 00:23:13.727 (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 413 00:23:15.270 --> 00:23:16.897 -(ALARM BEEPING) -(BRAKES SCREECHING) 414 00:23:18.774 --> 00:23:20.943 -Okay, don't press. Can you... -What is that? 415 00:23:21.026 --> 00:23:22.903 -Hang on... -MAN ON RADIO: 96.1 Classic Radio... 416 00:23:22.986 --> 00:23:23.987 Who's talking? 417 00:23:24.071 --> 00:23:26.198 -(BEEPING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 418 00:23:26.281 --> 00:23:27.366 -Just... Okay. -(SCREAMS) 419 00:23:27.449 --> 00:23:28.659 It looks like me! 420 00:23:28.742 --> 00:23:30.536 Yeah... Oh, my God. Okay, listen. 421 00:23:30.619 --> 00:23:32.913 I'm gonna drop you at the South Station, 422 00:23:32.996 --> 00:23:35.332 and you can get on a Greyhound 423 00:23:35.415 --> 00:23:37.668 and head back to wherever it is you came from. 424 00:23:37.751 --> 00:23:39.419 What... Did you say a greyhound? 425 00:23:39.503 --> 00:23:40.921 Yeah, a Greyhound bus. 426 00:23:41.421 --> 00:23:44.091 -They're turning greyhounds into buses? -Uh... 427 00:23:44.174 --> 00:23:47.594 -Typically, they just become footmen. -(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 428 00:23:47.678 --> 00:23:50.180 Actually, they would be faster than a pumpkin. 429 00:23:50.264 --> 00:23:52.349 -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) -Okay. Stop! Stop. 430 00:23:52.683 --> 00:23:54.810 Don't you have somewhere else that you can go? 431 00:23:54.893 --> 00:23:56.937 No. Not locally. 432 00:23:57.437 --> 00:24:00.482 Oh, Except for those lovely princes in the alley 433 00:24:00.566 --> 00:24:02.025 said that I could stay with them, 434 00:24:02.109 --> 00:24:04.820 as long as I didn't mind sharing knitting needles. 435 00:24:04.903 --> 00:24:05.904 Okay. 436 00:24:05.988 --> 00:24:08.198 -(FESTIVE MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING) -All right. Here... 437 00:24:08.282 --> 00:24:10.701 Take this money and just get yourself something to eat. 438 00:24:10.784 --> 00:24:13.036 Oh, thank you. I am really hungry. 439 00:24:15.372 --> 00:24:18.292 -Oh, it's hard and thin. -Wait, stop! Spit it out! 440 00:24:18.375 --> 00:24:20.210 Spit it. Ew. 441 00:24:20.294 --> 00:24:23.463 No, this is money. Then you can go and stay in a hotel. 442 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:26.675 I'm sorry, but you have to go. 443 00:24:28.677 --> 00:24:29.720 ELEANOR: What... 444 00:24:29.803 --> 00:24:31.096 MACKENZIE: Out you go. 445 00:24:32.139 --> 00:24:33.182 Wait. 446 00:24:35.142 --> 00:24:36.685 What about your dearest wish? 447 00:24:36.768 --> 00:24:39.813 (SIGHS) What dearest wish? What are you talking about? 448 00:24:50.616 --> 00:24:51.617 See? 449 00:24:52.826 --> 00:24:53.994 Where did you get this? 450 00:24:54.745 --> 00:24:57.497 Well, you sent it to me when you were ten. 451 00:25:16.808 --> 00:25:17.851 (ELEANOR GRUNTS) 452 00:25:20.312 --> 00:25:22.439 Why have we stopped at this hovel? 453 00:25:22.523 --> 00:25:24.733 Shouldn't we proceed directly to the castle? 454 00:25:24.816 --> 00:25:26.860 -(SIGHS) This is the castle. I live here. -(CAR HONKS) 455 00:25:26.944 --> 00:25:29.154 Real estate prices must be much more expensive in Boston 456 00:25:29.238 --> 00:25:30.656 than they are in Motherland. 457 00:25:30.739 --> 00:25:33.075 Hey. You can stay for one night. 458 00:25:36.286 --> 00:25:38.872 Oh, something has my gown. 459 00:25:38.956 --> 00:25:40.916 You are not meeting my kids. 460 00:25:40.999 --> 00:25:43.877 Can't you just puff yourself an igloo or something? 461 00:25:43.961 --> 00:25:46.463 (CHUCKLES) Oh, ice castle construction? 462 00:25:46.547 --> 00:25:48.423 (CHUCKLES) Oh, I wish. 463 00:25:53.512 --> 00:25:55.514 You're putting me in the dungeon? 464 00:26:04.439 --> 00:26:06.483 -Not a dungeon. -Huh? 465 00:26:07.234 --> 00:26:08.902 MACKENZIE: It's a basement. 466 00:26:12.489 --> 00:26:14.992 -Stay here and be quiet. -Got it. 467 00:26:16.285 --> 00:26:17.870 Okay. Get me out of this. 468 00:26:17.953 --> 00:26:18.954 Right. 469 00:26:19.913 --> 00:26:20.956 Of course. 470 00:26:22.332 --> 00:26:24.418 Here we go. (SPEAKING LATIN) 471 00:26:25.335 --> 00:26:28.964 Funny story, I might not quite remember how to poof you back. 472 00:26:31.758 --> 00:26:32.759 Great. 473 00:26:36.471 --> 00:26:37.472 Sorry. 474 00:26:37.973 --> 00:26:39.600 (DOOR CLOSES) 475 00:26:42.436 --> 00:26:43.437 (GRUNTS AND YELPS) 476 00:26:50.611 --> 00:26:51.612 (GRUNTS) 477 00:26:57.034 --> 00:26:58.035 (EXCLAIMS) 478 00:27:01.330 --> 00:27:03.790 (SINGING) This is the song you sing 479 00:27:03.874 --> 00:27:05.959 When you're in the dungeon 480 00:27:07.586 --> 00:27:11.632 This is the basement dungeon song you sing 481 00:27:12.382 --> 00:27:14.259 Police are not ruling out witchcraft 482 00:27:14.343 --> 00:27:17.971 in what is now being called the Essex Pumpkin Cult Massacre. 483 00:27:18.514 --> 00:27:19.806 Coming up next, we're gonna show you 484 00:27:19.890 --> 00:27:21.892 -how to turn a pinecone... -Hey. 485 00:27:21.975 --> 00:27:23.352 ...into your favorite celebrity. 486 00:27:23.769 --> 00:27:24.770 Hey, Bingo. 487 00:27:25.229 --> 00:27:27.564 BARB: (ON TV) I know who mine is. Chris Pine. 488 00:27:27.856 --> 00:27:30.901 Coming up later, Mass General Neurosurgery Department... 489 00:27:30.984 --> 00:27:31.985 -(MACKENZIE EXCLAIMS) -(THUD) 490 00:27:32.069 --> 00:27:33.987 ...gets a new head, and you won't believe his name. 491 00:27:34.071 --> 00:27:36.448 -Sorry I'm late. Again. -Ryan Brain. 492 00:27:37.866 --> 00:27:41.537 Ah, I see everyone is still wide awake and watching TV. 493 00:27:41.620 --> 00:27:43.539 Only thing that would make this better 494 00:27:43.622 --> 00:27:47.417 is if you'd had pizza for dinner and you hadn't done your homework. 495 00:27:47.626 --> 00:27:50.629 Wow, it's like you've been here with us this whole time. 496 00:27:50.712 --> 00:27:52.381 Well, the pizza had vegetables on it. 497 00:27:52.464 --> 00:27:54.508 MIA: We didn't eat them, but they were there. 498 00:27:54.591 --> 00:27:56.260 (CHUCKLES) What are you wearing? 499 00:27:56.343 --> 00:27:59.429 -Um, it was for a story. -Ah. 500 00:28:00.180 --> 00:28:01.557 Hey, how was your spelling test? 501 00:28:02.516 --> 00:28:04.560 -I failed. -What? 502 00:28:04.643 --> 00:28:07.604 But I quizzed you on it last night. You got 100%. 503 00:28:07.688 --> 00:28:11.233 So, you know that I know the same thing as the people who got an A. 504 00:28:11.733 --> 00:28:14.361 -Ha, ha. Bed. Now. -(GROANS) 505 00:28:14.444 --> 00:28:16.029 -Good night. -MIA: Good night. 506 00:28:16.113 --> 00:28:18.949 -Good night, Bingo. -Hey. 507 00:28:19.449 --> 00:28:20.993 -Hey. -JANE: Mom. 508 00:28:21.076 --> 00:28:23.495 A middle-aged woman is on a rope swinging over a river. 509 00:28:23.579 --> 00:28:26.915 I think everybody knows how that's gonna end. How was your day? 510 00:28:26.999 --> 00:28:28.000 It was fine. 511 00:28:30.878 --> 00:28:33.463 Mr. Clancy wants her to sing a solo for show choir. 512 00:28:33.547 --> 00:28:35.424 -Paula. -Well, it's exciting. 513 00:28:35.507 --> 00:28:37.176 But you're not in show choir. 514 00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:41.096 No, but Kent Buckus is. Only he got mono. 515 00:28:41.180 --> 00:28:44.308 Now, half the choir's out sick, including Kim Murphy. 516 00:28:44.391 --> 00:28:49.897 So, now Mr. Clancy wants me to sing Kim's solo at the parade next week. 517 00:28:49.980 --> 00:28:50.981 What parade? 518 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.317 The big holiday parade downtown. 519 00:28:53.567 --> 00:28:55.569 Did you tell him you don't wanna do it? 520 00:28:57.529 --> 00:28:59.656 Yeah, I'm going to. It's a dumb idea. 521 00:29:00.699 --> 00:29:04.161 Uh... Look, it's not a dumb idea. 522 00:29:04.244 --> 00:29:06.538 It's just... They'd be lucky to have you. 523 00:29:06.622 --> 00:29:08.498 There's a reason you didn't join show choir. 524 00:29:08.582 --> 00:29:10.959 Yeah, I know. It's fine. Forget it. I'm going to bed. 525 00:29:11.502 --> 00:29:13.086 -PAULA: Night, babe. -Night. 526 00:29:13.587 --> 00:29:15.297 MACKENZIE: Good night. I love you. 527 00:29:16.757 --> 00:29:17.883 (SIGHS) 528 00:29:17.966 --> 00:29:19.468 I bet when Beyoncé was young, 529 00:29:19.551 --> 00:29:22.221 her mother used to encourage her in exactly the same way. 530 00:29:27.100 --> 00:29:30.854 Did Beyoncé hyperventilate so badly in her eighth-grade talent show 531 00:29:30.938 --> 00:29:32.981 that she passed out and cracked a rib? 532 00:29:33.065 --> 00:29:34.525 In seventh grade, it was hives. 533 00:29:34.608 --> 00:29:37.027 She scratched those scabs so badly they got infected, 534 00:29:37.110 --> 00:29:39.238 I had to take her to the hospital at 2:00 a.m. 535 00:29:39.321 --> 00:29:41.865 She had a fever of 103. Doctor said she could have got sepsis. 536 00:29:41.949 --> 00:29:44.076 If you ever get sick of your job as a TV producer, 537 00:29:44.159 --> 00:29:45.994 you could become a motivational speaker. 538 00:29:46.078 --> 00:29:48.497 Sixth grade, she projectile vomited before she got onstage. 539 00:29:48.580 --> 00:29:51.291 Every time she goes to perform, it's a complete disaster. 540 00:29:51.375 --> 00:29:53.168 She ends up totally crushed. 541 00:29:53.252 --> 00:29:54.378 You sound like Mom. 542 00:29:54.461 --> 00:29:56.046 Well, Mom has common sense. 543 00:29:56.839 --> 00:29:58.423 Mom didn't raise Beyoncé. 544 00:30:17.150 --> 00:30:18.235 Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 545 00:30:25.534 --> 00:30:26.535 What are you doing? 546 00:30:27.035 --> 00:30:28.120 Oh. 547 00:30:28.203 --> 00:30:30.664 -Is this your true love? -Not anymore. 548 00:30:30.998 --> 00:30:33.000 What? What do you mean? 549 00:30:33.083 --> 00:30:35.752 Step three says that you find your true love 550 00:30:35.836 --> 00:30:37.462 and you live happily ever after. 551 00:30:38.213 --> 00:30:39.965 Well, we did live happily. 552 00:30:41.925 --> 00:30:43.677 (SIGHS) But life isn't always a fairy tale. 553 00:30:44.178 --> 00:30:47.764 Sometimes people grow or change or get divorced 554 00:30:47.848 --> 00:30:50.100 or fall out of love or run off and join a cult 555 00:30:50.184 --> 00:30:52.811 or fall in love with a skinny Pilates instructor. 556 00:30:53.187 --> 00:30:55.772 Life isn't as simple as "happily ever after." 557 00:30:56.523 --> 00:30:57.524 But it has to be. 558 00:30:57.608 --> 00:31:00.652 I came all this way to help you find your heart's desire. 559 00:31:00.736 --> 00:31:03.113 My heart's desire now would be a clean house 560 00:31:03.197 --> 00:31:07.326 and maybe the eyebrows that I had before I started stress plucking. 561 00:31:09.203 --> 00:31:11.371 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 562 00:31:13.665 --> 00:31:14.708 What happened... 563 00:31:15.417 --> 00:31:18.712 What happened to the little girl that wrote me this letter? 564 00:31:20.547 --> 00:31:21.965 I guess she grew up. 565 00:31:22.382 --> 00:31:24.009 Do you want me to make your bed? 566 00:31:25.010 --> 00:31:26.428 No, I already did it. 567 00:31:31.767 --> 00:31:33.769 Don't root around in any of my boxes. 568 00:31:34.186 --> 00:31:36.104 All right. Good night. 569 00:31:43.111 --> 00:31:44.363 No, thank you. 570 00:31:45.948 --> 00:31:46.949 (DOOR CLOSES) 571 00:32:13.100 --> 00:32:14.852 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 572 00:32:16.478 --> 00:32:19.106 AGNES: Uh-oh, kids, here comes Moira. 573 00:32:19.189 --> 00:32:23.026 -(MOIRA CLEARS THROAT) -Pretending like everything's still fine. 574 00:32:23.110 --> 00:32:25.404 Let us open our texts, shall we? 575 00:32:27.447 --> 00:32:31.034 Now, the role of a Fairy Godmother is... 576 00:32:36.582 --> 00:32:37.583 (ALARM BUZZING) 577 00:32:45.883 --> 00:32:46.884 (ALARM STOPS) 578 00:33:00.147 --> 00:33:01.148 (YAWNS) 579 00:33:01.773 --> 00:33:02.774 (GASPS) 580 00:33:02.858 --> 00:33:05.027 -Good morning, friend. -How did you get in here? 581 00:33:05.110 --> 00:33:08.655 Oh, hey, now they look just great. Like two little fox tails. 582 00:33:08.739 --> 00:33:09.823 -MACKENZIE: What? -(CHUCKLES) 583 00:33:12.910 --> 00:33:15.245 (GASPS) What have you done to my eyebrows? 584 00:33:17.581 --> 00:33:19.458 What have you done to my house? 585 00:33:19.541 --> 00:33:20.876 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:33:22.461 --> 00:33:23.795 Last night, I did some thinking. 587 00:33:23.879 --> 00:33:25.881 I know you don't believe in happily ever after, 588 00:33:25.964 --> 00:33:27.090 but that's why I'm here. 589 00:33:27.174 --> 00:33:30.385 And if we're going to find it for you, you'll need a castle. 590 00:33:30.469 --> 00:33:32.304 The hovel won't work. 591 00:33:32.387 --> 00:33:34.681 You turned it into Medieval Times. 592 00:33:34.765 --> 00:33:36.016 I know, right? 593 00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:37.100 (GRUNTING) 594 00:33:40.562 --> 00:33:41.563 -Oh... -(PIG GRUNTING) 595 00:33:43.815 --> 00:33:45.901 Oh, my God, Bingo? 596 00:33:45.984 --> 00:33:47.861 Bingo, is that you? (GASPS) 597 00:33:48.445 --> 00:33:50.072 You turned my dog into a pig? 598 00:33:50.155 --> 00:33:52.032 Technically, he's a piglet. 599 00:33:52.115 --> 00:33:54.284 I was trying for a woodland creature 600 00:33:54.368 --> 00:33:56.954 to help out with all this housework, obviously, 601 00:33:57.037 --> 00:33:58.789 but then the spell got away from me. 602 00:33:58.872 --> 00:34:01.333 You need to put everything back exactly the way that it was. 603 00:34:01.416 --> 00:34:03.377 I'm serious. I don't want a castle. 604 00:34:03.460 --> 00:34:06.213 I really don't want my kids finding out I have a Fairy Godmother. 605 00:34:07.714 --> 00:34:10.050 Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hi, girls. 606 00:34:11.134 --> 00:34:12.135 Oh! 607 00:34:12.636 --> 00:34:13.679 Hi. 608 00:34:13.762 --> 00:34:14.763 (GRUNTING) 609 00:34:16.056 --> 00:34:18.058 -Huh? Bingo? -(DOOR CLOSES) 610 00:34:18.141 --> 00:34:19.935 PAULA: Who wants bagels? 611 00:34:20.018 --> 00:34:22.187 Whoa, what did you do to your house? 612 00:34:23.105 --> 00:34:26.358 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) What did you do to your eyebrows? 613 00:34:26.441 --> 00:34:27.943 Mom has a Fairy Godmother. 614 00:34:28.026 --> 00:34:31.405 No, uh, Eleanor is a set decorator from the station. 615 00:34:31.488 --> 00:34:32.906 -(ANIMAL CHITTERING) -(ALL SCREAM) 616 00:34:32.990 --> 00:34:35.325 -ELEANOR: (GASPS) There you are! -(CHITTERS) 617 00:34:35.409 --> 00:34:36.702 Where have you been? 618 00:34:36.785 --> 00:34:38.453 (GIRLS SCREAM) 619 00:34:38.537 --> 00:34:41.582 Oh, it's okay. He's just here to help with the housework. 620 00:34:42.207 --> 00:34:45.085 Oh, right. Does he do laundry as well? 621 00:34:45.169 --> 00:34:48.463 I'd keep him away from your clothes. (CHUCKLES) 622 00:34:49.381 --> 00:34:51.508 Raccoons are best for light work. 623 00:34:51.592 --> 00:34:53.468 -They're very good with brooms... -(CHITTERS) 624 00:34:54.261 --> 00:34:56.763 Uh, dusting and sweeping. 625 00:34:59.224 --> 00:35:01.560 How did you just do that with the broom? 626 00:35:01.643 --> 00:35:05.230 Magic. Levitation is something I've really been working on. 627 00:35:05.314 --> 00:35:07.858 -Can you magic me a new iPad? -ELEANOR: Sure. 628 00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:12.779 (CHUCKLES) One eye patch, as requested. 629 00:35:12.863 --> 00:35:15.490 Wait, can we just take it back to the fact 630 00:35:15.574 --> 00:35:18.577 that there is a raccoon sweeping your kitchen? 631 00:35:18.702 --> 00:35:20.245 -MACKENZIE: Mmm-hmm. -(CHITTERING) 632 00:35:20.329 --> 00:35:22.206 ELEANOR: His name is Gary, by the way. 633 00:35:23.207 --> 00:35:24.208 You know what? 634 00:35:24.291 --> 00:35:27.252 I don't understand what's going on, but, uh, it's going on Facebook. 635 00:35:27.336 --> 00:35:30.088 Uh, are you crazy? They'll cart us off to a rubber room. 636 00:35:30.172 --> 00:35:33.509 To be honest, I'm not really supposed to be here either. 637 00:35:33.592 --> 00:35:36.762 (GROANS) If my headmistress Moira, back at the Motherland, 638 00:35:36.845 --> 00:35:38.472 found out about this... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 639 00:35:38.555 --> 00:35:40.182 Oof! It'd be a disaster. 640 00:35:40.724 --> 00:35:42.976 Right. We don't want her Fairy Godmother boss 641 00:35:43.060 --> 00:35:45.062 back at the Motherland to find out. 642 00:35:45.145 --> 00:35:47.773 -PAULA: Uh-huh. -So, Eleanor's gonna go back today, right? 643 00:35:47.856 --> 00:35:49.775 -Right. Eleanor's gonna... Wait. What? -(GARY SNEEZES) 644 00:35:49.858 --> 00:35:52.277 No, I can't leave until I help you. 645 00:35:52.361 --> 00:35:54.154 I don't... (LOUDLY) ...need any help! 646 00:35:54.238 --> 00:35:55.239 Are you kidding? 647 00:35:55.322 --> 00:35:57.908 All you do is complain about how stressed you are. 648 00:35:57.991 --> 00:36:00.410 -She's always tired. -And grumpy. 649 00:36:00.827 --> 00:36:03.997 No, that is not totally true. 650 00:36:04.289 --> 00:36:05.290 Is it? 651 00:36:05.916 --> 00:36:06.917 Uh... 652 00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.462 So, she can stay? Please, please! 653 00:36:10.546 --> 00:36:12.631 -Please, Mom. -Please. 654 00:36:12.714 --> 00:36:14.675 -(MACKENZIE SIGHS) -Please! Please! 655 00:36:14.758 --> 00:36:16.635 -Okay. -(CHUCKLES) 656 00:36:16.718 --> 00:36:19.763 MACKENZIE: Okay, you guys have gotta get to school, and I gotta get to work. 657 00:36:19.847 --> 00:36:22.850 And... Are you gonna be okay here by yourself? 658 00:36:22.933 --> 00:36:25.727 Oh, sure. Gary and I can work on a moat. 659 00:36:26.436 --> 00:36:28.564 You know, maybe you can come to work with me... 660 00:36:28.647 --> 00:36:31.859 -Oh! -...but first fix my eyebrows, please. 661 00:36:31.984 --> 00:36:35.737 COMMENTATOR: Welcome to the Cold War Classic. 662 00:36:36.196 --> 00:36:40.492 The Boston Bruins versus the Golden Knights. 663 00:36:40.701 --> 00:36:44.162 Go, Bruins! 664 00:36:44.246 --> 00:36:45.998 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 665 00:36:53.589 --> 00:36:56.508 Here. Put this on and try to fit in. 666 00:36:57.759 --> 00:37:00.137 If you do any magic, I'll lock you in the trunk. 667 00:37:02.598 --> 00:37:03.599 Hey, guys. 668 00:37:04.224 --> 00:37:06.393 Ah, look who's here. 669 00:37:06.476 --> 00:37:07.769 Yeah, guys, sorry I'm late. 670 00:37:07.853 --> 00:37:11.315 It was a crazy day. This is my cousin, Eleanor. 671 00:37:11.398 --> 00:37:12.649 Oh, I'm actually her Fairy... 672 00:37:12.733 --> 00:37:16.111 Favorite cousin. She's visiting, and so I said she could tag along. 673 00:37:16.987 --> 00:37:19.740 Ah. Hiya, I'm Duff, on camera. 674 00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:23.202 Duff Oncamera. What a lovely name. 675 00:37:23.285 --> 00:37:25.913 Oh, wow. Look at all this stuff. 676 00:37:25.996 --> 00:37:27.748 You must have the strength of a giant 677 00:37:27.831 --> 00:37:30.834 and the brains of a wizard to be in charge of all this. 678 00:37:30.918 --> 00:37:32.419 Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Prince. 679 00:37:32.503 --> 00:37:33.504 (GASPS) 680 00:37:35.589 --> 00:37:37.007 (WHISPERS) Prince. (GASPS) 681 00:37:38.383 --> 00:37:40.469 I like your costume. You must be a huge fan. 682 00:37:40.552 --> 00:37:41.553 (INDISTINCT CHEERING) 683 00:37:41.637 --> 00:37:43.514 MAN 1: Go, Bruins! MAN 2: You go, baby! You go! 684 00:37:43.597 --> 00:37:45.224 Yes. Go, Brains! 685 00:37:45.307 --> 00:37:46.642 Bruins. 686 00:37:46.767 --> 00:37:48.685 -Hmm? -Bruins. 687 00:37:49.061 --> 00:37:51.813 -Bruins. (CHUCKLES) -Bruins. (CHUCKLES) So funny. 688 00:37:52.523 --> 00:37:53.774 I like her already. 689 00:37:56.693 --> 00:37:59.071 -You sure you don't need any help? -DUFF: Thanks. 690 00:37:59.154 --> 00:38:01.323 But dealing with this camera is literally my job. 691 00:38:01.406 --> 00:38:03.659 -Hmm. -What do you do? 692 00:38:03.742 --> 00:38:05.953 Oh, I help people find their happily ever after. 693 00:38:06.411 --> 00:38:09.039 -You must be from California. -Hmm. 694 00:38:14.002 --> 00:38:17.631 I was thinkin' we could do a story about the organization's effort to recycle. 695 00:38:17.714 --> 00:38:19.800 They're leading the way for households... 696 00:38:19.883 --> 00:38:20.884 We could do that. 697 00:38:20.968 --> 00:38:23.929 Next month, we'll be living in a storm drain, drinking sewer water 698 00:38:24.012 --> 00:38:25.556 and eating roadkill to survive, 699 00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:27.140 because Grant would've fired us. 700 00:38:27.224 --> 00:38:29.393 There are some guys having an eating contest, 701 00:38:29.476 --> 00:38:32.604 shoving chili dogs down their masks, which can be pretty gross. 702 00:38:32.688 --> 00:38:34.606 Yeah, and if we get lucky and someone chokes, 703 00:38:34.690 --> 00:38:36.567 we could even do a story on killer chili. 704 00:38:36.650 --> 00:38:37.985 We could only dream. 705 00:38:38.068 --> 00:38:41.071 Meantime, I'll go look for people eating undercooked wings. 706 00:38:41.154 --> 00:38:42.364 Great. 707 00:38:43.240 --> 00:38:45.242 -Go, Brains! -(CHUCKLES) 708 00:38:45.325 --> 00:38:47.077 Oh, my Godmothers. 709 00:38:47.202 --> 00:38:50.205 (GASPS) That Hugh Prince is so handsome and nice. 710 00:38:50.289 --> 00:38:53.625 And according to Duff, he's not living happily ever after with anyone. 711 00:38:53.709 --> 00:38:55.586 Enough with the "happily ever after." 712 00:38:55.669 --> 00:38:57.337 I have to work, Eleanor, please. 713 00:38:58.172 --> 00:39:01.592 Why don't you help me? Why don't you... Oh! 714 00:39:01.675 --> 00:39:03.427 You see these hot pots of chowder... 715 00:39:03.510 --> 00:39:05.429 -ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. -...all over the tailgate? 716 00:39:05.512 --> 00:39:09.474 Why don't you go try 'em and report back and tell me which one is your favorite? 717 00:39:09.558 --> 00:39:11.393 Cauldrons of magical concoctions? 718 00:39:11.476 --> 00:39:12.853 -Yes! -I won't let you down. 719 00:39:14.396 --> 00:39:15.397 Oh! 720 00:39:19.318 --> 00:39:20.444 Mmm! 721 00:39:25.073 --> 00:39:26.491 Mmm! 722 00:39:28.577 --> 00:39:29.620 (CHUCKLES) 723 00:39:32.289 --> 00:39:33.290 Mmm! 724 00:39:34.208 --> 00:39:35.250 (MUFFLED) Thank you. 725 00:39:35.501 --> 00:39:36.502 MAN: You're welcome. 726 00:39:40.047 --> 00:39:41.089 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 727 00:39:42.841 --> 00:39:44.843 Notify the Pulitzer Committee. 728 00:39:46.136 --> 00:39:48.055 -(ELEANOR BREATHING HEAVILY) -Wait, is that... 729 00:39:48.138 --> 00:39:49.223 Is that Eleanor? 730 00:39:49.348 --> 00:39:50.349 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 731 00:39:50.891 --> 00:39:52.142 MACKENZIE: Eleanor? 732 00:39:52.226 --> 00:39:53.435 -Wait. -HUGH: Hi. 733 00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.896 -Eleanor. Eleanor, is everything okay? -ELEANOR: Hey. 734 00:39:55.979 --> 00:39:56.980 (MUFFLED) Oh, yes. 735 00:39:57.064 --> 00:39:59.149 -It's just a little hard to breathe. -Oh, okay. 736 00:39:59.233 --> 00:40:01.151 -ELEANOR: Mmm-hmm. -Is face paint poisonous? 737 00:40:01.235 --> 00:40:02.486 -No... -MACKENZIE: Look at her! 738 00:40:02.569 --> 00:40:04.780 This is what I look like after I have shellfish. 739 00:40:04.863 --> 00:40:06.406 -MACKENZIE: Oh. -You had any seafood? 740 00:40:06.490 --> 00:40:10.202 Not really. Just six bowls of chowder and 18 lobster rolls... 741 00:40:10.285 --> 00:40:11.286 DUFF: No. HUGH: Oh... 742 00:40:11.370 --> 00:40:13.121 -DUFF: That's bad. -I have this for later. 743 00:40:13.205 --> 00:40:14.248 -DUFF: No! -No! Okay. 744 00:40:14.331 --> 00:40:16.625 There's an EpiPen in the van, and we'll get the winner. 745 00:40:17.209 --> 00:40:19.586 (GASPING) It's really getting hard to breathe now. 746 00:40:20.087 --> 00:40:22.756 -(GRUNTS) I got it. -Oh, good. 747 00:40:23.298 --> 00:40:24.299 Okay. 748 00:40:25.259 --> 00:40:26.802 Uh, there's no instructions. 749 00:40:27.177 --> 00:40:31.098 I'm just gonna pop the cap off this, and then, uh, jam the needle into your thigh. 750 00:40:31.181 --> 00:40:32.724 Needle? You said it was a pen? 751 00:40:32.808 --> 00:40:34.268 Eleanor, you need this! 752 00:40:34.351 --> 00:40:36.979 -ELEANOR: No, needle! No, no, no! -Eleanor! Eleanor! 753 00:40:37.062 --> 00:40:39.147 (BOTH SHOUTING) 754 00:40:39.314 --> 00:40:40.816 Eleanor, you need this! Please! 755 00:40:40.899 --> 00:40:42.985 -No, needle! -Look, there's a unicorn! 756 00:40:43.068 --> 00:40:44.361 -Where? -(MACKENZIE GRUNTS) 757 00:40:45.070 --> 00:40:46.488 (SCREAMS) No! 758 00:40:46.572 --> 00:40:47.573 (SHOUTING IN LATIN) 759 00:40:49.032 --> 00:40:50.033 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 760 00:40:57.583 --> 00:41:00.169 Mayhem today outside the Bruins game. 761 00:41:00.252 --> 00:41:02.671 Channel 8's Hugh Prince was on the scene. 762 00:41:02.754 --> 00:41:05.799 All right, city officials tell us no fireworks were planned 763 00:41:05.883 --> 00:41:08.760 and they have no explanation for what's happening. 764 00:41:08.844 --> 00:41:10.888 However, local authorities believe 765 00:41:10.971 --> 00:41:15.350 the event may be caused by an unusual weather phenomenon. 766 00:41:15.434 --> 00:41:18.020 And what about reports that it might've been 767 00:41:18.103 --> 00:41:20.355 some sort of military space weapon? 768 00:41:20.856 --> 00:41:25.569 I have not heard about a space weapon. Do you have a source for those reports? 769 00:41:25.652 --> 00:41:27.446 -No. But as soon as we do... -Thanks, Barb. 770 00:41:27.529 --> 00:41:29.781 ...you can bet that we will update this story. 771 00:41:29.865 --> 00:41:30.908 Space weapon? 772 00:41:30.991 --> 00:41:32.868 Thank you, Hugh. Please stay safe out there. 773 00:41:38.165 --> 00:41:39.166 (CAR HONKS) 774 00:41:39.708 --> 00:41:42.002 You mean well, but this isn't gonna work. 775 00:41:42.085 --> 00:41:44.922 What? No, it's only been one day. 776 00:41:45.005 --> 00:41:47.007 And my house looks like Game of Thrones, 777 00:41:47.090 --> 00:41:50.010 you turned my dog into a piglet, you almost blew up the Bruins. 778 00:41:50.093 --> 00:41:52.012 Well, because you stabbed me. 779 00:41:52.095 --> 00:41:55.265 I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood? 780 00:41:56.433 --> 00:41:57.559 Sharks! 781 00:41:57.643 --> 00:41:59.186 MACKENZIE: (SIGHS) It's late. 782 00:41:59.269 --> 00:42:01.939 You can stay one more night, but you're gone in the morning. 783 00:42:02.981 --> 00:42:05.859 Meanwhile, events on the ice are just as remarkable... 784 00:42:05.943 --> 00:42:07.069 Eleanor! Hi! 785 00:42:07.152 --> 00:42:11.114 The Golden Knights are losing a whopping 12-0 in the second period. 786 00:42:11.198 --> 00:42:13.200 Your report is on every channel. 787 00:42:13.283 --> 00:42:15.869 Everybody's using your footage. It's so cool. 788 00:42:15.953 --> 00:42:21.208 It's as if the magic in the sky has put a spell on the Bruins' fortunes. 789 00:42:25.087 --> 00:42:27.256 (SPEAKING LATIN) 790 00:42:31.218 --> 00:42:32.594 (WHIRRING) 791 00:42:34.721 --> 00:42:36.348 (CLOCK CHIMING) 792 00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:41.353 -Kid? -(SCREAMS) 793 00:42:42.688 --> 00:42:43.689 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 794 00:42:48.068 --> 00:42:49.278 Agnes? 795 00:42:50.571 --> 00:42:53.657 Hiya, kid, can you see me okay? 796 00:42:53.740 --> 00:42:54.908 Whoa! 797 00:42:55.784 --> 00:42:57.411 What is this? 798 00:42:57.494 --> 00:43:00.122 What? Haven't you ever heard of FaceTime? 799 00:43:00.205 --> 00:43:01.665 Oh, Agnes... 800 00:43:02.291 --> 00:43:04.376 Oh, I've missed you. Oh! 801 00:43:05.961 --> 00:43:07.629 It's so good to see you. 802 00:43:07.713 --> 00:43:10.591 Well, I wish I could say the same, kid, 803 00:43:10.674 --> 00:43:13.594 but word on the quad is that Moira knows you're gone. 804 00:43:13.677 --> 00:43:17.222 -(GASPS) -Yeah. And if she finds out 805 00:43:17.306 --> 00:43:20.767 that you're doing an assignment, she'll go off her rocker. 806 00:43:21.059 --> 00:43:23.020 Oh, no. She loves her rocker. 807 00:43:23.103 --> 00:43:24.730 You need to come home. 808 00:43:25.147 --> 00:43:27.566 Well, I can't. I'm not done yet. 809 00:43:27.649 --> 00:43:29.276 Well, what's the holdup? 810 00:43:29.735 --> 00:43:30.736 Nothing. 811 00:43:31.987 --> 00:43:34.031 Mackenzie's not ten, for one thing. 812 00:43:34.114 --> 00:43:37.034 She's old, and she's got kids. 813 00:43:37.117 --> 00:43:40.704 And she says that people run off with "piratis" instructors, 814 00:43:40.787 --> 00:43:42.456 which I think is how she says "pirates." 815 00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:46.668 And there's this prince named Hugh, but she won't even consider him. 816 00:43:46.752 --> 00:43:48.879 She doesn't believe in happily ever after. 817 00:43:48.962 --> 00:43:50.506 Greta was right. 818 00:43:50.589 --> 00:43:52.257 -Sheesh! -I know! 819 00:43:52.341 --> 00:43:55.177 Sounds like she doesn't even believe in "happy." 820 00:43:56.678 --> 00:43:57.763 Agnes... 821 00:43:58.347 --> 00:43:59.640 I gotta go. 822 00:43:59.723 --> 00:44:01.892 I think I just figured out what to do. 823 00:44:01.975 --> 00:44:04.353 Well, okay, kid, but do it fast. 824 00:44:04.436 --> 00:44:07.105 You only have four days left. 825 00:44:07.189 --> 00:44:09.066 Right. Fast. Bye! 826 00:44:09.858 --> 00:44:12.236 Do I hang up? Or do you? Bye! 827 00:44:21.537 --> 00:44:22.955 (SCREAMS) 828 00:44:23.747 --> 00:44:26.708 Oh, good. You're awake, too. I've got great news. 829 00:44:26.792 --> 00:44:29.962 I figured out why you're not interested in happily ever after. 830 00:44:30.045 --> 00:44:31.755 (SIGHS) Because it's a fairy tale construct 831 00:44:31.839 --> 00:44:34.341 that teaches people that normal life is not enough? 832 00:44:34.424 --> 00:44:36.552 Because you need a makeover! 833 00:44:37.761 --> 00:44:42.140 Relax. You've made it quite clear that you prefer dressing like a crone. 834 00:44:42.808 --> 00:44:44.601 I'm talking about a happiness makeover. 835 00:44:44.685 --> 00:44:47.938 I hit the books last night, and you know what you never see? 836 00:44:48.021 --> 00:44:49.857 A grumpy princess. 837 00:44:50.566 --> 00:44:51.567 Right. 838 00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:55.404 You need that moment where you dance through the town 839 00:44:55.487 --> 00:44:58.991 and you're singing to the animals and all the villagers. 840 00:44:59.074 --> 00:45:03.078 Huh. Yeah, okay. Remind me to add frolicking to my schedule. 841 00:45:03.537 --> 00:45:06.456 You need to do something nice for yourself for once. 842 00:45:06.540 --> 00:45:09.918 I can't today. I have to go to the bank, help the kids with the homework, 843 00:45:10.002 --> 00:45:12.004 fix the light that's broken in the bathroom. 844 00:45:12.087 --> 00:45:14.673 That is what Gary is for. (LOUDLY) Gary! 845 00:45:14.756 --> 00:45:16.258 Bathroom light! 846 00:45:16.341 --> 00:45:18.677 -(CHITTERS) -ELEANOR: And, kids, homework! 847 00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:19.761 (CHITTERS) 848 00:45:20.387 --> 00:45:23.015 Listen, Hugh told me about this place downtown 849 00:45:23.098 --> 00:45:25.767 that is full of people, places, and potions 850 00:45:25.851 --> 00:45:27.686 that are all designed to make you happy. 851 00:45:27.769 --> 00:45:29.855 There might even be someplace 852 00:45:29.938 --> 00:45:33.483 that could magically give you the skin of a young maiden? 853 00:45:34.151 --> 00:45:35.152 Hmm? 854 00:45:36.111 --> 00:45:37.946 What about the kids? (CHUCKLES) 855 00:45:38.030 --> 00:45:42.576 I'm a Fairy Godmother. I think I can handle a couple of kids. 856 00:45:42.659 --> 00:45:44.661 I suppose I have to go grocery shopping, 857 00:45:44.745 --> 00:45:47.831 but just please don't let them stare at a screen all day. 858 00:45:47.915 --> 00:45:48.916 Okay. 859 00:45:56.006 --> 00:45:57.090 (GRUNTS) 860 00:46:07.309 --> 00:46:09.019 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 861 00:46:12.397 --> 00:46:13.398 Wow. 862 00:46:14.566 --> 00:46:15.984 So that's a-movie. 863 00:46:16.485 --> 00:46:18.278 What a wonderful a-movie. 864 00:46:25.452 --> 00:46:26.870 (SPEAKING LATIN) 865 00:46:28.997 --> 00:46:30.832 (MIA EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES) 866 00:46:40.634 --> 00:46:41.635 Hello. 867 00:46:42.427 --> 00:46:43.679 Jane? 868 00:46:44.137 --> 00:46:45.889 -(GIRL SINGING OVER LAPTOP) -Mia! 869 00:46:45.973 --> 00:46:47.099 (MIA GIGGLES) 870 00:46:47.182 --> 00:46:48.267 Mia, stop! 871 00:46:50.435 --> 00:46:53.313 Son of a butterscotch. That is good. Who is that? 872 00:46:53.397 --> 00:46:54.898 -Nobody. -It's her. 873 00:46:54.982 --> 00:46:57.901 That's you? Oh, my goodness! 874 00:46:58.527 --> 00:47:00.571 Oh! You're really talented. 875 00:47:01.446 --> 00:47:02.823 You really think so? 876 00:47:02.906 --> 00:47:04.074 If I sounded like that, 877 00:47:04.157 --> 00:47:06.535 I would just walk around singing to everyone. 878 00:47:06.618 --> 00:47:09.872 On the street, in school, in forests, 879 00:47:09.955 --> 00:47:13.041 in castles, on trains, in dells and meadows, 880 00:47:13.125 --> 00:47:16.003 those large moving metal staircases! 881 00:47:16.086 --> 00:47:18.422 -Electronic superstores... -JANE: Yeah, we get it. 882 00:47:18.505 --> 00:47:20.048 -You'd sing a lot. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 883 00:47:20.132 --> 00:47:21.175 (CHUCKLES) 884 00:47:21.258 --> 00:47:22.426 Oh, yeah. 885 00:47:22.509 --> 00:47:24.511 Well, you should put on a concert. 886 00:47:26.013 --> 00:47:27.556 (SIGHS) She can't. 887 00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.767 She freaks out if she has to sing in front of people. 888 00:47:30.851 --> 00:47:31.894 Really? Why? 889 00:47:31.977 --> 00:47:34.104 It doesn't matter why. I don't wanna talk about it. 890 00:47:41.111 --> 00:47:45.032 I'm afraid I'm not able to make your mom or Jane happy. 891 00:47:45.115 --> 00:47:46.742 Mom doesn't believe in "happy," 892 00:47:46.825 --> 00:47:49.411 or crafts or Christmas. 893 00:47:49.494 --> 00:47:50.662 I knew it! 894 00:47:50.746 --> 00:47:53.624 She says to Aunt Paula, "There's no point in believing in happy, 895 00:47:53.707 --> 00:47:55.792 "because just when you do, somethin' comes along 896 00:47:55.876 --> 00:47:58.462 "and smashes it right off the side of I-95." 897 00:47:58.545 --> 00:47:59.755 What does she mean? 898 00:47:59.838 --> 00:48:02.090 I think she's talking about when my dad died. 899 00:48:03.091 --> 00:48:04.218 He died? 900 00:48:06.261 --> 00:48:07.304 Oh, no! 901 00:48:07.971 --> 00:48:09.056 No, no, no. 902 00:48:09.890 --> 00:48:12.726 I thought he just ran off to teach skinny pirates. 903 00:48:14.269 --> 00:48:15.437 Uh... 904 00:48:15.521 --> 00:48:19.650 He was in a car wreck about four years ago, just before Christmas, 905 00:48:19.733 --> 00:48:22.945 but we don't really talk about him because everybody gets upset. 906 00:48:25.155 --> 00:48:27.449 He used to sing with Jane all the time. 907 00:48:33.455 --> 00:48:34.623 Oh, dear! 908 00:48:41.171 --> 00:48:44.591 -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -Wow. Look at you. (CHUCKLES) 909 00:48:46.718 --> 00:48:48.929 Mia, let's go get your sister. 910 00:48:49.012 --> 00:48:50.222 Okay! 911 00:48:52.349 --> 00:48:55.018 Thank you. Merry Christmas. Have a nice day. 912 00:49:02.943 --> 00:49:04.987 HUGH: We'll just do the same routine. 913 00:49:05.070 --> 00:49:07.155 We've got, like, 45 minutes left or something. 914 00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.075 Do your thing with the tea, like you did last year. That was so good. 915 00:49:10.158 --> 00:49:11.994 And, yeah, we'll head off. 916 00:49:13.620 --> 00:49:14.788 Give me a sec. 917 00:49:20.627 --> 00:49:21.628 Mackenzie? 918 00:49:24.214 --> 00:49:25.299 Hugh? 919 00:49:27.050 --> 00:49:30.679 Why are you dressed like Prince Charming? 920 00:49:30.762 --> 00:49:32.806 It's not Prince Charming. 921 00:49:32.890 --> 00:49:34.641 Did Eleanor put you up to this? 922 00:49:34.725 --> 00:49:36.226 Up to what? 923 00:49:36.310 --> 00:49:38.812 I, uh, like your hair, by the way. 924 00:49:39.605 --> 00:49:43.734 Today's the Boston Tea Party. The Sons of Liberty never sleep. 925 00:49:43.817 --> 00:49:46.695 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) You one of those weirdos who dresses up for re-enactments? 926 00:49:46.778 --> 00:49:48.906 Samuel Adams. At your service. 927 00:49:49.448 --> 00:49:50.449 Oh. 928 00:49:51.200 --> 00:49:53.452 -Why? -Civic duty, My Lady. 929 00:49:53.535 --> 00:49:55.871 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Voting is a civic duty, but... 930 00:49:56.413 --> 00:49:57.998 Your trousers are very tight. 931 00:49:58.957 --> 00:50:01.251 (HESITATES) Yeah. 932 00:50:01.335 --> 00:50:03.086 Hey, you wanna come check it out? 933 00:50:03.712 --> 00:50:05.714 -No. -Come on, it'll be fun. Join us. 934 00:50:05.797 --> 00:50:08.550 Definitely not, but I'll see you Monday. 935 00:50:08.634 --> 00:50:09.843 You're missing out. 936 00:50:10.427 --> 00:50:13.680 The Sons of Liberty get pretty wild. 937 00:50:14.848 --> 00:50:17.184 Ain't no party like a Tea Party. 938 00:50:17.726 --> 00:50:18.977 Uh-huh. 939 00:50:19.811 --> 00:50:21.271 Oh, what am I doing? 940 00:50:21.355 --> 00:50:22.689 (CHUCKLES) 941 00:50:27.819 --> 00:50:32.491 Okay, I'm going to sing. And you're just gonna back me up. 942 00:50:32.574 --> 00:50:33.784 All right? 943 00:50:33.867 --> 00:50:34.868 Trust me. 944 00:50:34.952 --> 00:50:38.038 When I start singing, nobody's gonna even notice you. 945 00:50:45.629 --> 00:50:46.630 (PLAYS FLUTE) 946 00:50:48.966 --> 00:50:50.133 (PLAYING CHEERFUL TUNE) 947 00:50:54.555 --> 00:50:58.100 (SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 948 00:50:58.183 --> 00:51:00.185 This is awesome. 949 00:51:00.269 --> 00:51:04.147 Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens 950 00:51:04.231 --> 00:51:07.442 Brown paper packages Tied up with strings 951 00:51:07.526 --> 00:51:09.069 -(LAUGHTER) -MAN: I'll pay you to stop. 952 00:51:09.152 --> 00:51:12.197 These are a few of my favorite things 953 00:51:12.823 --> 00:51:16.201 Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels 954 00:51:16.285 --> 00:51:19.830 Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles 955 00:51:19.913 --> 00:51:23.876 Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings 956 00:51:23.959 --> 00:51:27.546 -(STRUMMING) -These are a few of my favorite things 957 00:51:28.463 --> 00:51:31.800 Girls in white dresses With blue satin sashes 958 00:51:31.884 --> 00:51:35.470 Snowflakes that stay On my nose and eyelashes 959 00:51:35.554 --> 00:51:39.183 Silver white winters That melt into springs 960 00:51:39.266 --> 00:51:42.978 These are a few of my favorite things 961 00:51:43.353 --> 00:51:44.897 When the dog bites 962 00:51:44.980 --> 00:51:46.565 When the bee stings 963 00:51:46.648 --> 00:51:49.109 When I'm feeling sad 964 00:51:49.193 --> 00:51:50.194 Oh. 965 00:51:50.277 --> 00:51:53.906 ALL: (SINGING) I simply remember my favorite things 966 00:51:53.989 --> 00:51:59.620 And then I don't feel so bad 967 00:51:59.703 --> 00:52:00.954 -(GASPS) -ELEANOR: Oh. 968 00:52:01.038 --> 00:52:02.039 (LAUGHTER) 969 00:52:02.956 --> 00:52:04.208 WOMAN: Oh, that's not nice. 970 00:52:04.291 --> 00:52:05.626 WOMAN 2: That was a bit mean. 971 00:52:07.419 --> 00:52:10.589 (SINGING) Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 972 00:52:10.672 --> 00:52:14.218 ALL: (SINGING) Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens 973 00:52:14.301 --> 00:52:17.638 Brown paper packages Tied up with strings 974 00:52:17.721 --> 00:52:21.016 These are a few of my favorite things 975 00:52:21.099 --> 00:52:24.228 Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels 976 00:52:24.311 --> 00:52:27.356 Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles 977 00:52:27.439 --> 00:52:30.776 Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings 978 00:52:30.859 --> 00:52:34.196 These are a few of my favorite things 979 00:52:34.279 --> 00:52:36.073 When the dog bites 980 00:52:36.156 --> 00:52:37.783 When the bee stings 981 00:52:37.866 --> 00:52:40.369 When I'm feeling sad 982 00:52:40.452 --> 00:52:44.289 I simply remember my favorite things 983 00:52:44.373 --> 00:52:50.128 And then I don't feel so bad 984 00:52:50.212 --> 00:52:51.255 (CROWD CHEERING) 985 00:52:51.338 --> 00:52:52.381 ELEANOR: Thank you! 986 00:52:52.464 --> 00:52:54.716 I know. We were very good. 987 00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:56.176 MIA: Mom! 988 00:52:56.760 --> 00:52:57.886 Ooh, treasures. 989 00:52:57.970 --> 00:52:59.012 MIA: Mom! 990 00:52:59.096 --> 00:53:00.097 (BOTH LAUGH) 991 00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:02.683 Mom, you look amazing. 992 00:53:03.225 --> 00:53:04.393 Like a princess. 993 00:53:04.893 --> 00:53:06.186 Did you see Jane singing? 994 00:53:06.270 --> 00:53:07.604 I think Eleanor fixed me. 995 00:53:07.688 --> 00:53:10.732 I got hit in the face with a snowball, and we sounded kind of terrible... 996 00:53:11.942 --> 00:53:13.110 But I didn't barf. 997 00:53:13.193 --> 00:53:14.862 And we got $6. 998 00:53:15.445 --> 00:53:17.197 And a chicken nugget. 999 00:53:17.281 --> 00:53:19.366 Well, I'm so glad that you had fun. 1000 00:53:19.449 --> 00:53:21.493 Should we get home? I've got ice cream. 1001 00:53:23.328 --> 00:53:26.999 Mom, look, can we get it, please? I love it so much! Please. 1002 00:53:27.082 --> 00:53:29.126 -You were wonderful. -MIA: Please? Please... 1003 00:53:31.086 --> 00:53:33.255 Please? Please, please? 1004 00:53:33.338 --> 00:53:35.841 -Please? -ELEANOR: Oh, please, please? 1005 00:53:36.508 --> 00:53:39.094 MACKENZIE: Gary, a little higher on the left. 1006 00:53:39.178 --> 00:53:40.512 (CHITTERS) 1007 00:53:40.596 --> 00:53:42.598 Gary? (SIGHS) 1008 00:53:43.015 --> 00:53:44.766 -Gary, that's your right paw. -(CHITTERS) 1009 00:53:45.309 --> 00:53:47.686 Are raccoons usually this dismissive? 1010 00:53:48.312 --> 00:53:50.522 City creatures certainly have more attitude 1011 00:53:50.606 --> 00:53:52.441 than those from the woodland realm. 1012 00:53:52.524 --> 00:53:54.776 Would you prefer I conjure a badger instead? 1013 00:53:54.860 --> 00:53:57.279 -They tend to be more biddable creatures. -(BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 1014 00:53:57.362 --> 00:53:58.363 (CHITTERS) 1015 00:53:58.447 --> 00:54:00.407 GIRL: Look! Hey, hey, on top! 1016 00:54:00.490 --> 00:54:02.534 Uh, I think I'll talk to him first. 1017 00:54:02.618 --> 00:54:04.244 GIRL 2: Is he hanging up the lights? 1018 00:54:04.328 --> 00:54:06.788 ELEANOR: Gary? Did you hear me say, "Do what you like"? 1019 00:54:06.997 --> 00:54:09.082 MACKENZIE: Excuse me, can you listen to me? 1020 00:54:09.166 --> 00:54:11.585 GIRL 2: Is that lady talking to him? ELEANOR: Don't embarrass me. 1021 00:54:11.668 --> 00:54:13.962 Can you just hook that one over the window? 1022 00:54:14.046 --> 00:54:16.423 Gary, did I say to put the lights in your mouth? 1023 00:54:16.507 --> 00:54:17.508 (LAUGHTER) 1024 00:54:17.591 --> 00:54:18.842 No! No, over the... 1025 00:54:18.926 --> 00:54:19.927 -(THUD) -CHILDREN: Oh! Ouch! 1026 00:54:20.010 --> 00:54:23.972 ELEANOR: Fine. Put the lights in your mouth and see what happens. (SCOFFS) 1027 00:54:25.057 --> 00:54:27.643 I can't believe we're discussing the work ethic of a raccoon. 1028 00:54:27.726 --> 00:54:29.561 I don't know what's happening to me. 1029 00:54:29.645 --> 00:54:32.564 Aw, you're starting to believe in magic, aren't you? 1030 00:54:33.190 --> 00:54:34.900 That ship has sailed. 1031 00:54:38.195 --> 00:54:39.905 Mia told me what happened. 1032 00:54:40.948 --> 00:54:43.659 I know your prince didn't leave to teach pirates. 1033 00:54:45.285 --> 00:54:46.578 I know he died. 1034 00:54:51.250 --> 00:54:53.126 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. 1035 00:54:57.464 --> 00:55:02.427 Yeah, well, now you see why I might have a problem with fairy tales. 1036 00:55:02.511 --> 00:55:05.013 -(ALL LAUGHING & SINGING INDISTINCTLY) -(PIG GRUNTING) 1037 00:55:10.394 --> 00:55:11.395 (KNOCKING) 1038 00:55:11.478 --> 00:55:12.563 Guys, come out! 1039 00:55:13.772 --> 00:55:15.357 Oh, let's go! 1040 00:55:18.527 --> 00:55:20.153 (GASPS) Ah! 1041 00:55:20.737 --> 00:55:22.072 I love you and your kids, 1042 00:55:22.155 --> 00:55:24.783 but if I have to untangle these lights, I'm gonna lose my mind. 1043 00:55:24.867 --> 00:55:26.785 (SCOFFS) You're losing your mind? 1044 00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:28.871 I just watched a raccoon hang these lights. 1045 00:55:28.954 --> 00:55:30.914 Do you guys remember that time that Dad went... 1046 00:55:31.957 --> 00:55:32.958 ELEANOR: What? 1047 00:55:33.041 --> 00:55:34.793 Oh, I would love to hear. 1048 00:55:35.544 --> 00:55:38.714 The time that Dad set fire to the Christmas tree with candles 1049 00:55:38.797 --> 00:55:40.340 and the fire department came out. 1050 00:55:41.008 --> 00:55:42.843 So embarrassing. 1051 00:55:43.302 --> 00:55:45.554 -I don't remember that. -JANE: You were too little. 1052 00:55:46.597 --> 00:55:48.056 Okay, are we ready? 1053 00:55:49.099 --> 00:55:50.309 (CLEARS THROAT) 1054 00:55:51.351 --> 00:55:52.352 Blow. 1055 00:55:57.024 --> 00:55:58.358 (ALL GASP) 1056 00:55:59.359 --> 00:56:01.111 Oh, did you... 1057 00:56:01.695 --> 00:56:02.821 MACKENZIE: Oh, wow! 1058 00:56:08.744 --> 00:56:10.078 Wow! 1059 00:56:12.664 --> 00:56:14.458 -MIA: (GIGGLES) Yay! -Oh. 1060 00:56:16.752 --> 00:56:18.170 -PAULA: Wow. -(GARY CHITTERING) 1061 00:56:28.222 --> 00:56:29.681 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1062 00:56:30.265 --> 00:56:32.684 -(DOG BARKING) -(GARY CHITTERING) 1063 00:56:32.768 --> 00:56:34.561 ELEANOR: (SCREAMING) Gary! 1064 00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.816 Rolling blackouts continue to hit Boston tonight 1065 00:56:39.900 --> 00:56:43.779 after a power grid was sabotaged in the Charlestown neighborhood. 1066 00:56:43.862 --> 00:56:47.074 Local children provided police with a description 1067 00:56:47.157 --> 00:56:50.244 of the individuals believed to be responsible and... 1068 00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:55.207 I am getting word now that we have a sketch of the perpetrators. 1069 00:57:04.758 --> 00:57:09.346 Anyone with additional information is obviously encouraged (HESITATES) 1070 00:57:09.429 --> 00:57:12.850 to phone our Channel 8 tip line. 1071 00:57:13.475 --> 00:57:15.978 (GASPS) Look how magical it is! 1072 00:57:16.061 --> 00:57:18.105 Eleanor, did you put a spell on Mom? 1073 00:57:18.188 --> 00:57:21.024 Hey! Just 'cause I'm in a good mood? 1074 00:57:21.108 --> 00:57:23.235 What time you wanna get picked up today, Janie? 1075 00:57:23.318 --> 00:57:24.736 3:45 for Aunt Paula? 1076 00:57:24.820 --> 00:57:28.156 Actually, I need to stay late for show choir. 1077 00:57:28.240 --> 00:57:30.117 I've decided I'm gonna sing the solo. 1078 00:57:30.200 --> 00:57:32.870 I know what you're gonna say, but I think I can do it. 1079 00:57:32.953 --> 00:57:34.204 Well, of course you can. 1080 00:57:34.955 --> 00:57:36.331 You don't think I can do it. 1081 00:57:36.415 --> 00:57:38.876 I love you. I just know what happened last time. 1082 00:57:38.959 --> 00:57:41.670 -And the time before. -I'm doing this. 1083 00:57:42.254 --> 00:57:44.089 Should be a fun ride to school. 1084 00:57:44.173 --> 00:57:45.674 PAULA: Okay. Come on. Chop, chop. 1085 00:57:46.008 --> 00:57:48.177 Really? Show choir? 1086 00:57:48.468 --> 00:57:50.470 How are you not moving your mouth? 1087 00:57:50.554 --> 00:57:51.889 I'm gonna kill you. 1088 00:57:51.972 --> 00:57:53.223 -(CAR STARTS) -ELEANOR: Hmm? 1089 00:57:53.307 --> 00:57:54.600 Have fun! 1090 00:57:54.683 --> 00:57:55.934 ELEANOR: (MUFFLED) Have fun! 1091 00:57:56.560 --> 00:57:59.855 ELEANOR: Maybe we just brush out your hair before you see Hugh Prince. 1092 00:57:59.938 --> 00:58:00.981 Stop it! 1093 00:58:01.064 --> 00:58:02.733 He's very handsome, and he's charming, 1094 00:58:02.816 --> 00:58:04.985 -and I just want you to look your best. -(SHUSHES) 1095 00:58:05.068 --> 00:58:06.236 Oh! 1096 00:58:06.320 --> 00:58:08.238 -Oh, there you are. -Hi! 1097 00:58:08.322 --> 00:58:10.741 Got your go-bag. We got our assignment. 1098 00:58:10.824 --> 00:58:12.367 Oh, give you one guess. 1099 00:58:12.451 --> 00:58:14.286 Exclusive access to the NATO Summit? 1100 00:58:14.369 --> 00:58:16.663 BOTH: Nope! Storm Watch! 1101 00:58:16.747 --> 00:58:17.748 (VAN HONKS) 1102 00:58:18.624 --> 00:58:19.625 (MACKENZIE GROANS) 1103 00:58:20.834 --> 00:58:26.507 Oh, it's a carriage and a warrior? Is it friendly? What are its powers? 1104 00:58:26.590 --> 00:58:27.841 Eh... 1105 00:58:27.966 --> 00:58:30.469 Four-wheel drive and studded snow tires. 1106 00:58:33.305 --> 00:58:34.932 (MACKENZIE AND ELEANOR GRUNTING) 1107 00:58:36.517 --> 00:58:39.770 CHOIR: (SINGING) The hills are alive 1108 00:58:39.853 --> 00:58:43.815 With the sound of music 1109 00:58:43.899 --> 00:58:46.151 (ELEANOR VOCALIZING) 1110 00:58:53.700 --> 00:58:54.868 (GIGGLES) 1111 00:58:55.702 --> 00:58:58.622 How does Storm Watch work exactly? 1112 00:58:58.705 --> 00:59:01.667 You see how delightful this is? Everyone's happy and having fun? 1113 00:59:01.750 --> 00:59:03.669 Oh, it's perfect. So idyllic. 1114 00:59:03.752 --> 00:59:05.838 Well, we're gonna avoid showing that at all costs. 1115 00:59:06.338 --> 00:59:09.842 Grant wants us to focus on traffic chaos and runaway snowplows. 1116 00:59:09.925 --> 00:59:12.970 Or people fighting to the death over canned food. 1117 00:59:13.053 --> 00:59:17.307 Mack won a bottle of champagne last year for coming up with "Snow way, José," 1118 00:59:17.391 --> 00:59:20.644 when the local Mexican restaurant flooded from frozen pipes. 1119 00:59:20.727 --> 00:59:24.314 Most of our job is coming up with puns like, "Snow laughing matter," 1120 00:59:24.398 --> 00:59:26.108 or, "Snow end to the misery in sight." 1121 00:59:26.191 --> 00:59:28.485 "Snow way out." "No business like snow business." 1122 00:59:28.569 --> 00:59:32.239 Unfortunately, there's no, "Avalanche on Main Street," 1123 00:59:32.322 --> 00:59:35.993 or, "Death by snowball," so I guess we'll go with the old tried and true, 1124 00:59:36.076 --> 00:59:37.828 "Kids sledding on a hill" shot. 1125 00:59:37.911 --> 00:59:41.415 (CLAPPING) Ooh! Let's snow! That means, "Let's go." 1126 00:59:41.498 --> 00:59:44.376 That was it. You got it, Eleanor! Do you wanna give me a hand? 1127 00:59:44.459 --> 00:59:46.086 Oh, no, thank you. 1128 00:59:48.338 --> 00:59:51.550 -(CLOCK CHIMING) -AGNES: Kid? Ya there? Whoo! 1129 00:59:52.092 --> 00:59:54.428 Are they keeping you in a dungeon? 1130 00:59:54.511 --> 00:59:56.680 No more fooling around. 1131 00:59:57.014 --> 01:00:00.100 Moira is about to cough up her cocoa back here. 1132 01:00:00.475 --> 01:00:03.854 She's closing the portals in two days' time. 1133 01:00:04.605 --> 01:00:06.440 (KIDS CHEERING) 1134 01:00:10.235 --> 01:00:11.653 Is here okay? 1135 01:00:12.029 --> 01:00:13.572 -What do you think? -MACKENZIE: Oh, uh... 1136 01:00:13.655 --> 01:00:16.658 Can he back up a little? I'd love him to be closer to the action. 1137 01:00:16.742 --> 01:00:19.494 It looks so fun! Can we do it, too? 1138 01:00:19.578 --> 01:00:21.580 Uh, I can't. I'm setting up for a live shot. 1139 01:00:21.663 --> 01:00:23.123 -HUGH: This? -Yeah. That's perfect. 1140 01:00:23.207 --> 01:00:24.374 -HUGH: All right. -Yes. 1141 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:27.753 You know what? Actually, there's a flying saucer in the trunk. 1142 01:00:27.836 --> 01:00:29.505 -Go have some fun. -(GIGGLES) 1143 01:00:29.588 --> 01:00:31.131 MACKENZIE: Okay, we're set here. 1144 01:00:48.440 --> 01:00:51.318 And we're live in three, two... 1145 01:00:52.319 --> 01:00:56.406 Good evening, everyone. I'm Hugh Prince reporting from the town of Marblehead. 1146 01:00:56.490 --> 01:01:01.787 Now the blizzard means a flurry of activity, and fun knows snow bounds. 1147 01:01:08.460 --> 01:01:09.461 Oh, no. 1148 01:01:09.545 --> 01:01:11.755 No, no, no, no. No. 1149 01:01:11.839 --> 01:01:12.840 (SCREAMING) 1150 01:01:17.636 --> 01:01:19.471 The forecast calls for a foot of snow tonight. 1151 01:01:19.555 --> 01:01:20.931 -Out of the way! -But something 1152 01:01:21.014 --> 01:01:23.892 tells me the children of Marblehead won't be chilling out. 1153 01:01:23.976 --> 01:01:26.812 They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh! 1154 01:01:26.895 --> 01:01:29.481 (ELEANOR CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1155 01:01:32.818 --> 01:01:34.820 (REWINDING) 1156 01:01:34.903 --> 01:01:37.155 They'll be laughing their sleds off! Ahh! 1157 01:01:37.239 --> 01:01:39.533 DUFF: This is why I never stop rolling. 1158 01:01:41.159 --> 01:01:45.581 -(ELEANOR AND MACKENZIE EXCLAIM) -That's a money shot right there. 1159 01:01:46.790 --> 01:01:50.085 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. I really messed up. 1160 01:01:50.169 --> 01:01:52.004 I really am very sorry. 1161 01:01:52.087 --> 01:01:54.464 Yeah, no, I'll tell her. 1162 01:01:55.841 --> 01:01:57.759 Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. 1163 01:02:00.762 --> 01:02:02.723 Yeah, well, what you gonna do? 1164 01:02:02.806 --> 01:02:05.642 Okay. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow. 1165 01:02:06.435 --> 01:02:08.020 Are we fired? 1166 01:02:09.646 --> 01:02:13.233 The station's website already has 200,000 hits. 1167 01:02:13.692 --> 01:02:17.863 Grant says we're viral like his aunt's chicken pox. But he's thrilled. 1168 01:02:23.076 --> 01:02:24.661 We should celebrate! 1169 01:02:28.790 --> 01:02:29.791 DUFF: Wow. 1170 01:02:29.875 --> 01:02:31.543 That's one way. 1171 01:02:32.085 --> 01:02:34.213 I'll go get us more of this elixir. 1172 01:02:35.839 --> 01:02:38.217 -What is it called again? -Lite beer. 1173 01:02:38.300 --> 01:02:39.301 Lite beer. 1174 01:02:39.384 --> 01:02:41.136 "LOL when the redhead wipes out." 1175 01:02:41.220 --> 01:02:44.014 "I hate that doofus reporter, but loved it when he got slammed." 1176 01:02:44.097 --> 01:02:46.558 "Great seeing those Channel 8 idiots get totaled." 1177 01:02:46.642 --> 01:02:49.436 Our clip has 400,000 hits and climbing. 1178 01:02:49.520 --> 01:02:50.521 Ouch! 1179 01:02:50.604 --> 01:02:52.898 Well, here's to going viral together. 1180 01:02:54.900 --> 01:02:57.069 For somebody who takes himself so seriously, 1181 01:02:57.152 --> 01:02:59.404 you don't seem that upset about going viral. 1182 01:02:59.488 --> 01:03:03.659 I knew it. You think I'm boring and earnest, don't you? 1183 01:03:03.742 --> 01:03:06.203 No, of course not, Samuel Adams. 1184 01:03:06.286 --> 01:03:07.287 -(SCOFFS) -(CHUCKLES) 1185 01:03:10.541 --> 01:03:12.417 Okay, that... This is a game, too. 1186 01:03:12.793 --> 01:03:13.877 Ooh. 1187 01:03:13.961 --> 01:03:15.254 Good. Okay, that's cool. 1188 01:03:16.088 --> 01:03:17.673 This is a very big wand. 1189 01:03:18.423 --> 01:03:19.883 Pool cue. It's a pool cue. 1190 01:03:20.843 --> 01:03:23.220 That's what that is. I get it. I see the mix-up. 1191 01:03:24.179 --> 01:03:25.180 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 1192 01:03:27.057 --> 01:03:29.184 Ooh, what is this perfect potion? 1193 01:03:29.268 --> 01:03:32.229 That's called a lemon drop. And that is mine. 1194 01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:34.731 Was mine. 1195 01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.235 It really drops down. 1196 01:03:39.611 --> 01:03:41.029 DUFF: Yeah. Okay. 1197 01:03:41.113 --> 01:03:42.364 Did I win? 1198 01:03:43.323 --> 01:03:44.366 We're gettin' there. 1199 01:03:45.617 --> 01:03:46.618 (GASPS) Oh! 1200 01:03:47.327 --> 01:03:50.247 Excuse me. Oh, no one's there. (CHUCKLES) 1201 01:03:51.456 --> 01:03:54.001 I never pictured you as a divorced guy. 1202 01:03:54.084 --> 01:03:57.462 I know, it's impossible to think that anyone would let all of this get away, 1203 01:03:57.546 --> 01:03:59.089 but it happened. 1204 01:03:59.173 --> 01:04:01.925 That's actually how I got into the whole re-enactment stuff. 1205 01:04:02.009 --> 01:04:04.261 My son, he loves it, and we do it on our weekends. 1206 01:04:04.386 --> 01:04:07.890 Oh. Now I feel terrible. I didn't mean to call you a weirdo. 1207 01:04:07.973 --> 01:04:08.974 It's fine. 1208 01:04:09.057 --> 01:04:11.643 You know, one of the reasons I wanted to come to Channel 8 1209 01:04:11.727 --> 01:04:13.687 was 'cause I used to hear about this hotshot 1210 01:04:13.770 --> 01:04:16.398 that was getting her stories picked up to the national level. 1211 01:04:16.481 --> 01:04:18.942 I mean, I'm surprised you're not running the joint. 1212 01:04:19.484 --> 01:04:23.530 Actually, they did offer me the job, but it was too soon after... 1213 01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:26.867 Yeah, Duff told me about your husband. I'm... 1214 01:04:26.950 --> 01:04:28.952 Right, so I needed to focus on my girls, 1215 01:04:29.036 --> 01:04:31.997 and they gave the job to Grant, and here we are. 1216 01:04:33.081 --> 01:04:34.291 I'm sorry, Mack. 1217 01:04:34.666 --> 01:04:36.752 I'm sorry, too. Grant is an abomination. 1218 01:04:36.835 --> 01:04:38.128 (CHUCKLES) 1219 01:04:39.505 --> 01:04:42.007 What about you? What's it like being divorced? 1220 01:04:42.090 --> 01:04:45.552 Oh, it's... What can I say? (HESITATES) It's lonely. 1221 01:04:45.636 --> 01:04:47.596 Mmm, yeah, I get that. 1222 01:04:48.597 --> 01:04:51.725 Sometimes, you just want somebody to, you know, come over and... 1223 01:04:53.227 --> 01:04:54.645 Shovel the driveway. 1224 01:04:56.939 --> 01:04:59.775 (CHUCKLES) To shoveling the driveway. 1225 01:04:59.858 --> 01:05:01.568 Shoveling the driveway. 1226 01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:06.156 DUFF: Okay, I'll tell you what. We'll line up a shot for you. 1227 01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:07.241 You've got this. 1228 01:05:07.324 --> 01:05:10.953 With your wand, the tip of it, you hit the white one, hit the red one 1229 01:05:11.036 --> 01:05:13.372 to go right into this pocket. It's called a pocket. 1230 01:05:13.455 --> 01:05:14.915 -Got it. -DUFF: Ready? 1231 01:05:14.998 --> 01:05:16.333 White, red, pocket. 1232 01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:17.960 (GROANS) 1233 01:05:18.043 --> 01:05:19.044 Ooh. 1234 01:05:19.127 --> 01:05:21.338 Mother of fudge! Are you okay? 1235 01:05:21.713 --> 01:05:24.758 DUFF: (GROANING) Did I win? I think I won. 1236 01:05:26.802 --> 01:05:29.304 (ELEANOR CHANTING IN LATIN) 1237 01:05:32.015 --> 01:05:33.559 Oh, wow! 1238 01:05:33.642 --> 01:05:35.018 (IN ENGLISH) I know, right? 1239 01:05:35.394 --> 01:05:38.146 It took me a whole month to learn that spell. 1240 01:05:38.605 --> 01:05:40.023 But it was worth it. 1241 01:05:44.444 --> 01:05:46.572 -You might be right about Hugh. -Oh! 1242 01:05:46.655 --> 01:05:51.702 I'm not saying he's my prince, but he's kinda charming. 1243 01:05:51.785 --> 01:05:54.830 -(GIGGLING) I knew it. He's handsome... -Eleanor. 1244 01:05:54.913 --> 01:05:57.875 I know you wanna help, but... 1245 01:05:59.001 --> 01:06:01.879 I'm not quite sure I'm ready for another fairy tale. 1246 01:06:18.187 --> 01:06:20.230 AGNES: Eleanor, on the other hand, 1247 01:06:20.314 --> 01:06:23.233 had spent her life believing in fairy tales. 1248 01:06:23.317 --> 01:06:26.987 Little did she know, this one was about to come to an end. 1249 01:06:27.070 --> 01:06:29.198 -(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER) -(HUMMING) 1250 01:06:33.619 --> 01:06:35.287 (PANTING) Oh! 1251 01:06:39.291 --> 01:06:40.459 (MUSIC STOPS) 1252 01:06:40.542 --> 01:06:43.921 (PANTING) I'm not going to ask you where Eleanor is. 1253 01:06:44.421 --> 01:06:46.131 Because I know you won't tell me. 1254 01:06:46.215 --> 01:06:48.592 Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. 1255 01:06:48.675 --> 01:06:49.885 That's what I just said! 1256 01:06:49.968 --> 01:06:53.263 Good! I'm glad we're finally seeing eye to eye. 1257 01:06:53.347 --> 01:06:55.641 Oh, Agnes, listen to me. 1258 01:06:55.724 --> 01:07:00.771 I don't know exactly what she's up to, but Eleanor is not going to save us. 1259 01:07:00.854 --> 01:07:02.356 No one can. 1260 01:07:02.981 --> 01:07:07.110 At midnight tomorrow, the Motherland will close its doors for good. 1261 01:07:07.194 --> 01:07:10.739 -Oh, that's a real shame! -But that's not all. 1262 01:07:10.822 --> 01:07:15.077 If Eleanor is not here, she will be stripped of her magic. 1263 01:07:15.160 --> 01:07:17.287 -Disenchantment? -Yes! 1264 01:07:17.913 --> 01:07:21.750 In all my years here, I have never lost a student. 1265 01:07:21.834 --> 01:07:24.419 And I am not about to lose one now! 1266 01:07:24.503 --> 01:07:28.257 Even if I have to take drastic measures. 1267 01:07:28.340 --> 01:07:29.550 So, 1268 01:07:31.093 --> 01:07:37.015 if someone who loves Eleanor happens to know where she is, 1269 01:07:37.099 --> 01:07:42.187 now would be a good time to tell her to get her fairy tail back here! 1270 01:07:43.021 --> 01:07:45.023 I'm gonna go make a call 1271 01:07:45.107 --> 01:07:48.110 that's not at all related to this conversation. 1272 01:07:48.193 --> 01:07:50.404 Ah. Hmm. 1273 01:07:50.529 --> 01:07:52.948 GRANT: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God! 1274 01:07:53.031 --> 01:07:55.617 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! Fourth place! 1275 01:07:55.701 --> 01:07:57.202 -Hope to see you there. -(STAFF CHEERING) 1276 01:07:57.286 --> 01:07:58.996 -We've reached the top... -See you later. 1277 01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:01.790 -GRANT: Fourth place! -Mackenzie. Hi! 1278 01:08:01.874 --> 01:08:04.918 The other donut-eaters just told me the most amazing thing ever. 1279 01:08:05.002 --> 01:08:06.920 -Brace yourself, because it's big. -Mmm-hmm. 1280 01:08:07.004 --> 01:08:09.464 There's a holiday party tonight. (GASPS) 1281 01:08:09.548 --> 01:08:12.676 I know all about the holiday party, and I'm not going. It's not my thing. 1282 01:08:12.759 --> 01:08:16.513 -What part? Parties? Christmas? Fun? -Mmm. Uh-huh. 1283 01:08:16.597 --> 01:08:19.433 Fine, stay home. After all, nine out of ten fairy tales begin with, 1284 01:08:19.516 --> 01:08:21.476 "Once upon a time, something amazing happened 1285 01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:23.937 "while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants." 1286 01:08:25.647 --> 01:08:26.982 Think about it. 1287 01:08:27.065 --> 01:08:28.942 (CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING) 1288 01:08:35.657 --> 01:08:38.327 (SINGING OUT OF TUNE) Joy to the world 1289 01:08:38.410 --> 01:08:40.871 Joy to the world 1290 01:08:40.954 --> 01:08:43.373 -(SNORTS) -PAULA: I know, buddy. My ears hurt too. 1291 01:08:45.250 --> 01:08:47.377 -Oh, wow! -(ALL GASP) 1292 01:08:47.461 --> 01:08:48.504 JANE: Pretty. 1293 01:08:49.838 --> 01:08:53.383 You look so pretty. Eleanor, you did a great job. 1294 01:08:53.467 --> 01:08:55.260 I didn't do that. That was all her. 1295 01:08:55.344 --> 01:08:59.056 Really? You can make yourself look like that without any magic? 1296 01:08:59.139 --> 01:09:00.140 MACKENZIE: Mm-hmm. 1297 01:09:00.224 --> 01:09:03.310 Yes, because she's beautiful inside and out. 1298 01:09:03.393 --> 01:09:04.937 Aw, true. 1299 01:09:05.187 --> 01:09:07.981 And she's wearing the only thing that really matters. 1300 01:09:08.065 --> 01:09:09.608 -Pushup bra? -Spanx? 1301 01:09:09.691 --> 01:09:10.859 (LAUGHING) 1302 01:09:10.943 --> 01:09:13.320 -A smile. -Uh, actually, all three. 1303 01:09:13.946 --> 01:09:15.239 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1304 01:09:16.156 --> 01:09:18.408 Are you feeling okay about tomorrow? 1305 01:09:18.492 --> 01:09:21.078 -Yeah, I think so. -Okay. Good. 1306 01:09:23.038 --> 01:09:25.374 Look at us. We're both outside our comfort zone. 1307 01:09:25.999 --> 01:09:27.125 -Yeah. Okay. -(CLOCK CHIMING) 1308 01:09:27.209 --> 01:09:31.171 -What's that sound? -Oh, that's probably Agnes FaceTiming. 1309 01:09:31.255 --> 01:09:32.840 I should grab that. 1310 01:09:32.923 --> 01:09:35.759 Disenchanted? Forever? 1311 01:09:35.843 --> 01:09:38.136 I'm sorry, kid, but it's over. 1312 01:09:38.220 --> 01:09:40.305 No, I won't give up. 1313 01:09:40.681 --> 01:09:43.475 They just need to see one happily ever after. 1314 01:09:43.559 --> 01:09:47.145 I can get her there. I know it. I just need to speed things up. 1315 01:09:47.229 --> 01:09:51.275 Well, you better make it very speedy, 'cause if you don't get back in time, 1316 01:09:51.358 --> 01:09:55.779 forget being a Fairy Godmother, you won't be a Fairy anything. 1317 01:09:55.863 --> 01:09:59.741 At midnight tomorrow, they're closing the Motherland for good! 1318 01:09:59.825 --> 01:10:01.118 Oh, I need to go. 1319 01:10:01.660 --> 01:10:03.245 (SCRATCHING) 1320 01:10:05.289 --> 01:10:07.666 -(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) -Fourth place! Fourth place! 1321 01:10:07.749 --> 01:10:10.878 Fourth place, baby! Fourth place! 1322 01:10:15.591 --> 01:10:16.884 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1323 01:10:25.559 --> 01:10:27.186 BARB: It was a crazy night. 1324 01:10:27.269 --> 01:10:28.770 Oh, he took me home, and let me... 1325 01:10:28.854 --> 01:10:31.231 DUFF: I was hoping this would go somewhere else. 1326 01:10:31.773 --> 01:10:33.233 (INAUDIBLE) 1327 01:10:34.151 --> 01:10:37.654 DUFF: What a story. Typical Barb. 1328 01:10:37.738 --> 01:10:40.199 ELEANOR: A glittery gown turns a frown upside down. 1329 01:10:40.282 --> 01:10:43.202 A glittery gown turns a frown upside down. 1330 01:10:43.952 --> 01:10:46.914 Yeah. A glittery gown turns a frown upside down. 1331 01:10:46.997 --> 01:10:52.336 I was sweating so bad that my dress was basically see-through. You remember? 1332 01:10:52.419 --> 01:10:55.631 And I had streaks of self-tanner just running down, 1333 01:10:55.714 --> 01:10:58.926 and I looked like a zebra in a wet T-shirt contest. 1334 01:11:00.302 --> 01:11:02.721 That's why I don't wear white on the air anymore. 1335 01:11:02.804 --> 01:11:04.973 Well, I'm all out of war stories. 1336 01:11:05.849 --> 01:11:07.351 How 'bout a dance? 1337 01:11:08.685 --> 01:11:09.770 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1338 01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:46.098 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1339 01:12:23.177 --> 01:12:24.720 (POP SONG RESUMES PLAYING) 1340 01:12:24.803 --> 01:12:25.971 (GRUNTS) 1341 01:12:31.351 --> 01:12:32.394 HUGH: Mack! Mack! 1342 01:12:37.107 --> 01:12:38.650 (GROANS) 1343 01:12:41.153 --> 01:12:45.115 Mackenzie? Are you in there? Mackenzie? 1344 01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:46.491 MACKENZIE: Eleanor? 1345 01:12:46.575 --> 01:12:49.286 -What are you doing here? -Nothing. 1346 01:12:49.369 --> 01:12:54.333 Something really strange happened to me on the dance floor... Oh, of course. 1347 01:12:54.416 --> 01:12:55.417 (MUTTERING) 1348 01:12:55.501 --> 01:12:58.045 You had something to do with this, didn't you? 1349 01:12:58.128 --> 01:13:00.088 (SCREAMING) What the heck? 1350 01:13:02.007 --> 01:13:04.343 Eleanor! Eleanor! 1351 01:13:05.302 --> 01:13:06.470 (MACKENZIE YELPS) 1352 01:13:09.306 --> 01:13:10.307 Oh, wow! 1353 01:13:11.099 --> 01:13:12.142 (GASPS) 1354 01:13:13.018 --> 01:13:14.770 Nice dress. Is it new? 1355 01:13:14.853 --> 01:13:16.897 What have you done to me? 1356 01:13:16.980 --> 01:13:20.651 -Don't be mad. I'm just trying to help. -Really? Like this? 1357 01:13:20.734 --> 01:13:22.319 You look absolutely beautiful... 1358 01:13:24.780 --> 01:13:29.326 -(LAUGHING) What happened to you? -Hi, Barb, I just... (HESITATES) 1359 01:13:30.077 --> 01:13:33.413 I ripped my dress, so I borrowed this from the wardrobe department. 1360 01:13:33.497 --> 01:13:35.332 -It's hilarious. -Yeah. 1361 01:13:35.415 --> 01:13:38.669 You know, my kid has a costume just like that at home. (SNICKERS) 1362 01:13:39.962 --> 01:13:41.129 Treat it as a costume. 1363 01:13:41.213 --> 01:13:42.214 (MACKENZIE GROWLS) 1364 01:13:42.297 --> 01:13:45.133 Don't be mad. Don't be mad! Mackenzie! 1365 01:13:46.718 --> 01:13:49.096 Mackenzie! Where are you going? 1366 01:13:49.179 --> 01:13:52.641 Home. Before anybody else sees me. 1367 01:13:52.724 --> 01:13:56.103 What? No! Look at you! 1368 01:13:56.186 --> 01:13:57.604 You look like a princess. 1369 01:13:57.688 --> 01:14:00.107 ELEANOR: (OVER SPEAKERS) And you're at a ball. Sort of. 1370 01:14:00.190 --> 01:14:02.317 And Duff and all the other peasants are here. 1371 01:14:02.401 --> 01:14:06.238 And you even waltzed with the most handsome of all the princes. 1372 01:14:06.321 --> 01:14:09.283 -Hugh Prince! -Oh, I knew it was you. 1373 01:14:09.366 --> 01:14:12.369 And you said it at the hotel. You think he's charming. 1374 01:14:12.452 --> 01:14:13.996 And now he's noticing you. 1375 01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:17.082 Isn't that what you wanted since you were ten years old? 1376 01:14:17.165 --> 01:14:22.004 So, why fight true love when you can just kiss and live happily ever after? 1377 01:14:22.087 --> 01:14:23.088 Because... 1378 01:14:26.383 --> 01:14:27.384 (CHUCKLES) 1379 01:14:27.926 --> 01:14:32.139 -(HESITATES) Happily ever after? -Yes! 1380 01:14:32.556 --> 01:14:34.766 You're her prince. Now, let's get this done. 1381 01:14:34.850 --> 01:14:38.187 -No! Eleanor, this isn't what I want. -I... Why are you... 1382 01:14:38.854 --> 01:14:41.064 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're that... 1383 01:14:42.024 --> 01:14:44.526 -You're flying saucer chick. -Yes. That's me. 1384 01:14:44.610 --> 01:14:45.611 Hey. 1385 01:14:45.694 --> 01:14:48.030 Oh, Mackenzie and Hugh said we were a big hit. 1386 01:14:48.530 --> 01:14:49.865 Is that so? 1387 01:14:49.948 --> 01:14:52.576 Oh, yes, they were so worried about getting fired. 1388 01:14:52.659 --> 01:14:56.538 But I guess all you need for job security is a viral video. 1389 01:14:56.622 --> 01:14:58.290 (ALL GASPING) 1390 01:14:58.957 --> 01:15:02.169 -No, it's not like that. -That is not exactly what... 1391 01:15:02.252 --> 01:15:07.549 9:00 a.m., my office, tomorrow morning. We can talk about job security then. Mmm? 1392 01:15:16.183 --> 01:15:20.812 Mackenzie! Mackenzie, I'm sorry. Please just talk to me. 1393 01:15:20.896 --> 01:15:23.941 Why should I talk to you? You don't listen to anything I say. 1394 01:15:24.024 --> 01:15:25.776 -That's not true. -It is. 1395 01:15:25.859 --> 01:15:28.487 You came here and did exactly what you promised you wouldn't do. 1396 01:15:28.570 --> 01:15:31.114 And the worst part is, you didn't even need to. 1397 01:15:31.198 --> 01:15:34.868 I was actually having fun tonight. I felt pretty. 1398 01:15:34.952 --> 01:15:36.495 But why isn't that enough for you? 1399 01:15:36.995 --> 01:15:41.166 Why am I a failure unless I'm dressed like ginger Elvis? 1400 01:15:41.250 --> 01:15:44.628 -You're not a failure. -Then why are you here? 1401 01:15:44.711 --> 01:15:48.549 Because I don't wanna fail! They're closing down the Motherland. 1402 01:15:49.007 --> 01:15:51.885 So, you're my only chance at being a Fairy Godmother. 1403 01:15:52.636 --> 01:15:55.556 And if I don't get you to "happily ever after," 1404 01:15:55.639 --> 01:15:59.852 then I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a Tooth Fairy. 1405 01:15:59.935 --> 01:16:04.398 -(SCOFFS) This is all about you. -No! Of course not. I... 1406 01:16:05.649 --> 01:16:07.150 Wait. Is it? 1407 01:16:07.568 --> 01:16:11.321 All this time, I thought you cared about wanting to make me happy. 1408 01:16:11.405 --> 01:16:12.823 You just want it for you. 1409 01:16:12.906 --> 01:16:15.409 You don't care what I want, not if it gets in your way. 1410 01:16:16.285 --> 01:16:18.537 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. 1411 01:16:18.620 --> 01:16:21.498 I'm sorry too, Eleanor, but you need to leave. 1412 01:16:29.715 --> 01:16:30.716 Mackenzie! 1413 01:16:32.843 --> 01:16:36.513 ELEANOR: She was right about everything. I'm not Fairy Godmother material. 1414 01:16:36.597 --> 01:16:40.350 And "happily ever afters," those are just for fairy tales. 1415 01:16:40.434 --> 01:16:41.768 But you helped us. 1416 01:16:43.770 --> 01:16:46.607 -MIA: Don't go. -I'm sorry. It's over. 1417 01:16:46.690 --> 01:16:48.901 -She'll calm down. -But we need you. 1418 01:16:49.318 --> 01:16:50.402 I have to go. 1419 01:16:51.695 --> 01:16:52.905 Goodbye, girls. 1420 01:17:05.501 --> 01:17:06.627 Bye, Bingo. 1421 01:17:08.337 --> 01:17:09.546 Bingo? 1422 01:17:12.216 --> 01:17:13.717 Who's that pig? 1423 01:17:18.889 --> 01:17:20.349 Now we have a pig and a dog. 1424 01:17:23.393 --> 01:17:25.938 Eleanor, where are you? (SHUDDERS) 1425 01:17:35.197 --> 01:17:38.534 Gourds? Pumpkins? Carriages? 1426 01:17:38.617 --> 01:17:40.160 Transport. 1427 01:17:41.620 --> 01:17:42.621 (GASPS) 1428 01:17:52.798 --> 01:17:53.799 (SIGHS) 1429 01:18:04.434 --> 01:18:05.602 Hi. 1430 01:18:05.686 --> 01:18:08.230 -I need to tell you something. -I just wanna... 1431 01:18:08.313 --> 01:18:09.314 Yes. 1432 01:18:09.523 --> 01:18:12.276 I really wanted to apologize about last night. 1433 01:18:12.359 --> 01:18:13.944 I'm just completely mortified. 1434 01:18:14.027 --> 01:18:18.448 I think I had too much punch or something, and things got a little wild. 1435 01:18:18.532 --> 01:18:21.368 No, it's... I mean, yeah, I was surprised, but... 1436 01:18:22.578 --> 01:18:23.787 But not in a bad way. 1437 01:18:24.454 --> 01:18:25.789 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1438 01:18:26.915 --> 01:18:31.044 Hey! You two! What are you doin'? Get in here! 1439 01:18:32.337 --> 01:18:34.631 (GROANING) My tum-tum. 1440 01:18:35.382 --> 01:18:39.261 I'm gonna be straight with you guys. I hit the eggnog way too hard last night. 1441 01:18:39.344 --> 01:18:42.681 So, I'm gonna keep this quick. Did you fake the flying saucer story? 1442 01:18:43.182 --> 01:18:45.559 -No! We would never fake a story. -Absolutely not. 1443 01:18:45.642 --> 01:18:48.270 Really? Then how do you explain this? 1444 01:18:49.938 --> 01:18:50.939 Huh? 1445 01:18:52.191 --> 01:18:56.153 And why is flying saucer girl at the Bruins game? 1446 01:18:56.695 --> 01:19:00.449 'Cause she's my cousin, and she's visiting from Canada. 1447 01:19:00.532 --> 01:19:02.868 You seriously want me to believe that you and your cousin 1448 01:19:02.951 --> 01:19:05.412 had nothing to do with the fireballs? 1449 01:19:05.913 --> 01:19:06.997 It was an accident. 1450 01:19:07.080 --> 01:19:09.791 Ah! So was the blackout too, I suppose. 1451 01:19:10.209 --> 01:19:11.418 That's her, isn't it? 1452 01:19:12.252 --> 01:19:15.672 We had three big news stories this week, 1453 01:19:15.756 --> 01:19:19.968 and your cousin was there for every single one of them. Yes or no? 1454 01:19:20.052 --> 01:19:21.720 Mack, what's goin' on? 1455 01:19:21.803 --> 01:19:23.347 I just... I can't. 1456 01:19:23.430 --> 01:19:27.392 It's really hard to explain. But I did not fake a story. 1457 01:19:28.519 --> 01:19:32.981 Yeah. You lack the initiative to pull that off. I actually believe you. 1458 01:19:33.065 --> 01:19:35.567 Plus, your cousin seems crazy. She is, right? 1459 01:19:35.651 --> 01:19:39.404 No! No, she's just a little different. 1460 01:19:39.488 --> 01:19:44.660 She's a chaos machine. And you should be ashamed of yourself... 1461 01:19:48.872 --> 01:19:50.749 For not cutting me in sooner. 1462 01:19:50.832 --> 01:19:53.418 You're good. She is ratings gold. 1463 01:19:53.502 --> 01:19:55.838 Here's what we'll do. We're gonna put a camera on her, 1464 01:19:55.921 --> 01:19:59.550 and we are gonna let her fly her freak flag until we're number one. 1465 01:19:59.633 --> 01:20:02.010 -That's exploitation. No. -But that's not news. 1466 01:20:02.094 --> 01:20:04.304 I know. It's gonna be awesome. 1467 01:20:06.723 --> 01:20:07.766 No! 1468 01:20:07.850 --> 01:20:10.894 I won't let you take somebody kind and good 1469 01:20:10.978 --> 01:20:12.646 and turn them into a sideshow. 1470 01:20:12.729 --> 01:20:16.316 You're a single mom, and you haven't put a good story out in I don't know how long, 1471 01:20:16.400 --> 01:20:19.069 so "no" isn't really an option for you. 1472 01:20:19.152 --> 01:20:21.613 You do what I say, or you're fired. 1473 01:20:25.284 --> 01:20:28.328 -I am done doing things your way. -Mack, I'm not sure you... 1474 01:20:28.412 --> 01:20:30.330 You're the reason we're in last place. 1475 01:20:30.414 --> 01:20:32.416 Ah! Fourth place. 1476 01:20:32.499 --> 01:20:34.751 You want us to spin things and twist things 1477 01:20:34.835 --> 01:20:37.546 and tell stories about bad people doing bad things, 1478 01:20:37.629 --> 01:20:39.715 but people want more than fearmongering. 1479 01:20:39.798 --> 01:20:41.133 They wanna... 1480 01:20:41.216 --> 01:20:45.762 To laugh, and to hope, and be inspired to see the magic in the world. 1481 01:20:45.846 --> 01:20:47.973 -'Cause it's real. -That's cute. 1482 01:20:48.599 --> 01:20:49.683 You're fired. 1483 01:20:49.766 --> 01:20:51.268 Yeah. No kidding. 1484 01:20:52.561 --> 01:20:54.688 You deserve so much better than this place. 1485 01:20:54.771 --> 01:20:57.065 I know. That's what I was tryin' to tell you before. 1486 01:20:57.149 --> 01:20:59.109 I took the job at Channel 4, so... 1487 01:20:59.776 --> 01:21:02.154 (INHALES) Merry Christmas. I quit. 1488 01:21:03.864 --> 01:21:05.199 How's that for spectacle? 1489 01:21:16.502 --> 01:21:18.504 -Bye. -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1490 01:21:21.048 --> 01:21:24.218 Hello? Yes, this is Mackenzie. 1491 01:21:25.427 --> 01:21:27.137 Oh, hi, Mr. Clancy. 1492 01:21:29.056 --> 01:21:30.516 Wait, Jane what? 1493 01:21:33.185 --> 01:21:36.438 Jane? Jane, sweetie! 1494 01:21:38.524 --> 01:21:39.608 Jane? 1495 01:21:42.277 --> 01:21:44.988 Jane? Jane! 1496 01:21:45.906 --> 01:21:47.324 (PANTING) 1497 01:21:53.622 --> 01:21:54.623 Oh! 1498 01:22:10.597 --> 01:22:12.850 (DOOR OPENING) 1499 01:22:14.059 --> 01:22:17.604 -MACKENZIE: Janie? Honey? -No, go away. 1500 01:22:19.106 --> 01:22:20.190 Uh... 1501 01:22:20.274 --> 01:22:24.403 Mr. Clancy called. Honey, you're supposed to be on stage for the rehearsal. 1502 01:22:30.951 --> 01:22:32.452 Is that Dad's guitar? 1503 01:22:34.746 --> 01:22:38.667 (CRYING) You were right. You were right. 1504 01:22:40.169 --> 01:22:43.088 I can't do this. I can't do anything. 1505 01:22:43.630 --> 01:22:45.215 Oh, I never said that. 1506 01:22:45.299 --> 01:22:47.593 Yeah, well, you never said that I could. 1507 01:22:49.303 --> 01:22:52.472 Or that you thought that I'd be amazing. 1508 01:22:54.224 --> 01:22:57.019 But Eleanor did. 1509 01:22:59.062 --> 01:23:04.318 And now she's gone. And I can't do this. I can't... 1510 01:23:11.742 --> 01:23:13.493 I'm so sorry. 1511 01:23:17.331 --> 01:23:22.085 Honey, if you need Eleanor, I'll find her. I promise. 1512 01:23:26.340 --> 01:23:28.926 Should we bring Dad's guitar with us for good luck? 1513 01:23:32.304 --> 01:23:34.598 Gary, we need you! 1514 01:23:34.681 --> 01:23:37.100 -JANE: He's not here! -Where's Eleanor? 1515 01:23:37.184 --> 01:23:40.729 Gary, I'll leave the lids off the trash cans if you just come out! 1516 01:23:41.104 --> 01:23:42.898 MACKENZIE: We need you! JANE: Eleanor! 1517 01:23:42.981 --> 01:23:44.983 -(CHITTERS) -MACKENZIE: (SCREAMING) Gary! 1518 01:23:45.734 --> 01:23:49.571 I'm not sure he can actually understand human. But look! 1519 01:23:49.655 --> 01:23:52.032 I think Aunt Paula's been looking for Eleanor. 1520 01:24:23.146 --> 01:24:24.147 -Ooh! -PAULA: Ah. 1521 01:24:26.358 --> 01:24:27.693 It's hopeless. 1522 01:24:27.776 --> 01:24:32.030 PAULA: Are you sure a pumpkin carriage is the fastest way back to the Motherland? 1523 01:24:32.114 --> 01:24:33.198 Yes, but... 1524 01:24:33.282 --> 01:24:36.118 -I'm never going to get it. -No worries. 1525 01:24:37.327 --> 01:24:39.037 That was our last pumpkin. 1526 01:24:40.789 --> 01:24:42.082 I've got an idea. 1527 01:24:46.753 --> 01:24:47.754 Ta-da! 1528 01:24:48.088 --> 01:24:49.506 That's not a pumpkin. 1529 01:24:51.341 --> 01:24:53.760 -No. I know it's not a pumpkin. -Good. 1530 01:24:53.844 --> 01:24:57.264 -Okay. You know what? Loosen up, right? -All right. 1531 01:24:57.347 --> 01:25:00.559 You know, just really stay loose and don't think about the fact 1532 01:25:00.642 --> 01:25:02.436 that that's a watermelon, not a pumpkin, 1533 01:25:02.519 --> 01:25:05.147 and you might not have enough magic left to get home, 1534 01:25:05.230 --> 01:25:06.773 and you might be stuck here forever. 1535 01:25:08.442 --> 01:25:10.777 I'm sorry, that wasn't a very good pep talk. 1536 01:25:10.861 --> 01:25:12.863 No. All right. 1537 01:25:12.946 --> 01:25:15.949 -(CHANTING IN LATIN) -MACKENZIE: Eleanor! Paula! 1538 01:25:16.033 --> 01:25:17.034 Hi! 1539 01:25:19.953 --> 01:25:20.954 MIA: Whoa! 1540 01:25:21.622 --> 01:25:22.706 What happened? 1541 01:25:23.457 --> 01:25:25.709 Oh, we were trying to make a carriage. 1542 01:25:26.877 --> 01:25:27.920 (SOFTLY) It's not going well. 1543 01:25:28.462 --> 01:25:31.673 Jane, why are you here? Why aren't you at the parade? 1544 01:25:32.090 --> 01:25:33.759 I can't do this without you. 1545 01:25:36.345 --> 01:25:38.597 Please, Eleanor. I'm so sorry. 1546 01:25:40.224 --> 01:25:41.350 Janie needs you. 1547 01:25:44.186 --> 01:25:45.646 We need you. 1548 01:25:50.234 --> 01:25:51.235 Okay. 1549 01:25:53.654 --> 01:25:56.406 First things first. Let's get you dressed. 1550 01:26:08.919 --> 01:26:09.920 (CHUCKLES) 1551 01:26:10.003 --> 01:26:12.756 ELEANOR: Son of a butterscotch! I actually did it! 1552 01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:14.716 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1553 01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:17.219 -You look amazing. -You really do. 1554 01:26:18.345 --> 01:26:20.848 Perfect outfit, check. Now what? 1555 01:26:20.973 --> 01:26:21.974 Um... 1556 01:26:22.057 --> 01:26:25.811 Oh, we need to get there. I'm supposed to be on stage in 20 minutes. 1557 01:26:25.894 --> 01:26:28.355 But the parade is all the way downtown. There's no way. 1558 01:26:28.438 --> 01:26:31.024 Actually, there is. 1559 01:26:31.483 --> 01:26:33.861 Eleanor, no. You need that to get home. 1560 01:26:33.944 --> 01:26:36.280 Not as much as I need to do this. 1561 01:26:36.363 --> 01:26:38.782 All right, everyone, step back. Go, go! 1562 01:26:41.869 --> 01:26:44.663 (CHANTING IN LATIN) 1563 01:27:17.613 --> 01:27:19.281 (ALL GIGGLING EXCITEDLY) 1564 01:27:20.699 --> 01:27:22.743 -JANE: Eleanor, you did it! -I know! 1565 01:27:23.994 --> 01:27:25.662 Guys, we need to go. 1566 01:27:26.747 --> 01:27:28.749 PAULA: Oh! Yes, yes. Okay. Let's go! 1567 01:27:29.458 --> 01:27:30.542 Wow! 1568 01:27:30.626 --> 01:27:34.254 -Guys, it smells like watermelon. -MACKENZIE: This is incredible. 1569 01:27:34.338 --> 01:27:37.341 Eleanor! You made this. 1570 01:27:37.424 --> 01:27:38.634 ELEANOR: I did this. 1571 01:27:42.638 --> 01:27:44.681 So, how does it move? 1572 01:27:46.266 --> 01:27:47.267 Right. 1573 01:27:48.185 --> 01:27:49.770 Uh... Oh. 1574 01:27:50.145 --> 01:27:51.146 (CAT MEOWING) 1575 01:27:54.066 --> 01:27:55.108 Please don't blow up. 1576 01:27:56.985 --> 01:27:58.403 (MEOWS) 1577 01:27:59.947 --> 01:28:01.865 -(CAT YOWLS) -(ELEANOR GASPS) 1578 01:28:02.157 --> 01:28:03.367 (YOWLING) 1579 01:28:07.287 --> 01:28:09.540 (ALL SCREAMING) 1580 01:28:15.045 --> 01:28:16.672 -(ALL SCREAM) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 1581 01:28:17.089 --> 01:28:18.215 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 1582 01:28:27.683 --> 01:28:29.142 (ALL SHRIEKING) 1583 01:28:35.274 --> 01:28:37.067 (CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING) 1584 01:28:47.077 --> 01:28:48.245 There! I see the stage! 1585 01:28:59.298 --> 01:29:00.841 (BARB LAUGHING) 1586 01:29:02.759 --> 01:29:05.596 The Charlestown drum majorettes, folks! 1587 01:29:05.679 --> 01:29:09.600 Look at those smiles! Followed by the... 1588 01:29:15.063 --> 01:29:16.231 (GASPS) 1589 01:29:17.441 --> 01:29:21.612 The traditional flying watermelon carriage float, of course. 1590 01:29:22.112 --> 01:29:26.700 What the... Hey! Get this, get this, get this. You, come on! 1591 01:29:32.372 --> 01:29:33.624 (CROWD GASPING) 1592 01:29:37.503 --> 01:29:38.545 (ALL EXCLAIM) 1593 01:29:44.927 --> 01:29:48.847 Oh, just a little fun fact. I played tuba in high school. 1594 01:29:49.848 --> 01:29:52.226 Yeah, it's not a great instrument for a teenage girl. 1595 01:29:52.309 --> 01:29:56.438 If you blow too hard, you can get a permanent eye bulge. Just slight... 1596 01:29:56.522 --> 01:29:58.232 Anyway, that's a story for another time. 1597 01:29:58.315 --> 01:30:04.071 Right now, we are headed to the main stage for the Hamilton High show choir. 1598 01:30:04.154 --> 01:30:05.656 -Sorry. -WOMAN: Ma'am, stop there. 1599 01:30:05.739 --> 01:30:08.992 Actually, she's on stage right now. She's supposed to sing. Duff! 1600 01:30:09.076 --> 01:30:10.244 Hey, hi. 1601 01:30:11.370 --> 01:30:13.372 -They're with me. -ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1602 01:30:13.455 --> 01:30:16.416 let's hear it for the amazing Downtown Crew. 1603 01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:19.336 How fantastic were they? 1604 01:30:22.172 --> 01:30:25.801 You have to make me brave. I need a spell or something. 1605 01:30:25.884 --> 01:30:28.929 Jane, you know it doesn't work like that. 1606 01:30:29.513 --> 01:30:31.640 I can't change your feelings with my magic. 1607 01:30:34.017 --> 01:30:35.978 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 1608 01:30:36.395 --> 01:30:37.396 Hey. Listen. 1609 01:30:39.189 --> 01:30:43.527 I didn't believe in you because I forgot how to believe in myself. 1610 01:30:44.069 --> 01:30:47.155 And I was lost, and I felt scared, 1611 01:30:47.239 --> 01:30:49.783 and I taught you to be scared. 1612 01:30:50.701 --> 01:30:55.289 You don't need a spell because you are already magical. 1613 01:31:01.253 --> 01:31:02.462 Come on. Let's rush. 1614 01:31:04.548 --> 01:31:06.133 Hey, I'm here. I made it. 1615 01:31:06.592 --> 01:31:10.721 (SIGHS) Jane! Thank goodness. We did not have a Plan B. 1616 01:31:10.804 --> 01:31:11.972 Now get out there. 1617 01:31:12.181 --> 01:31:13.223 Okay. 1618 01:31:14.099 --> 01:31:15.934 You can do this. 1619 01:31:18.020 --> 01:31:21.773 ANNOUNCER: I want you to give it up now for tonight's finale, 1620 01:31:21.857 --> 01:31:27.154 the Hamilton High show choir, with soloist Jane Walsh! 1621 01:31:44.087 --> 01:31:48.926 (SINGING) You're broken down and tired 1622 01:31:50.594 --> 01:31:51.595 (FEEDBACK OVER MIC) 1623 01:31:53.138 --> 01:31:54.139 We... 1624 01:31:56.099 --> 01:31:57.142 In... 1625 01:31:57.226 --> 01:31:58.227 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1626 01:31:59.061 --> 01:32:00.229 I'm sorry. 1627 01:32:01.480 --> 01:32:02.564 Oh. 1628 01:32:12.783 --> 01:32:15.536 (WHISPERING) Your dad would be so, so proud. 1629 01:32:15.619 --> 01:32:18.038 Okay? You got this. Yeah? 1630 01:32:18.121 --> 01:32:19.498 CROWD: Aw. 1631 01:32:31.009 --> 01:32:33.929 (SINGING) You're broken down and tired 1632 01:32:34.721 --> 01:32:38.016 Of livin' life on a merry-go-round 1633 01:32:38.725 --> 01:32:41.395 And you can't find the fighter 1634 01:32:42.354 --> 01:32:45.691 But I see it in you So we can walk it out 1635 01:32:45.774 --> 01:32:51.280 Move mountains 1636 01:32:51.363 --> 01:32:52.865 We gonna walk it out 1637 01:32:53.490 --> 01:32:58.537 Move mountains 1638 01:32:59.496 --> 01:33:03.667 And I'll rise up I'll rise like the day 1639 01:33:03.750 --> 01:33:07.337 I'll rise up I'll rise unafraid 1640 01:33:07.421 --> 01:33:09.214 I'll rise up 1641 01:33:09.298 --> 01:33:13.594 And I'll do it a thousand times again 1642 01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:18.473 And I'll rise up High like the waves 1643 01:33:18.557 --> 01:33:22.186 I'll rise up In spite of the ache 1644 01:33:22.269 --> 01:33:23.437 I'll rise up 1645 01:33:23.979 --> 01:33:28.483 And I'll do it a thousand times again 1646 01:33:28.567 --> 01:33:30.360 (CHOIR HUMMING) 1647 01:33:30.527 --> 01:33:33.530 When the silence isn't quiet 1648 01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:37.534 And it feels like It's gettin' hard to breathe 1649 01:33:37.618 --> 01:33:41.038 -And I know you feel like dyin' -(CHOIR VOCALIZING) 1650 01:33:41.663 --> 01:33:44.875 But I promise We'll take the world to its feet 1651 01:33:44.958 --> 01:33:50.756 And move mountains 1652 01:33:50.839 --> 01:33:52.508 We can walk it out 1653 01:33:52.591 --> 01:33:57.763 Move mountains 1654 01:33:59.431 --> 01:34:02.851 CHORUS: Joy to the world 1655 01:34:02.935 --> 01:34:06.230 Joy to the world 1656 01:34:07.189 --> 01:34:12.194 And I will rise a thousand times again 1657 01:34:13.612 --> 01:34:17.324 -For you -CHOIR: Repeat the sounding joy 1658 01:34:17.407 --> 01:34:21.286 -For you -Repeat the sounding joy 1659 01:34:21.370 --> 01:34:24.456 -For you -Repeat, repeat 1660 01:34:25.123 --> 01:34:27.751 -For you -The sounding joy 1661 01:34:29.545 --> 01:34:31.797 -All we need -Repeat the sounding joy 1662 01:34:31.880 --> 01:34:35.133 -Oh, all we need is hope -Repeat the sounding joy 1663 01:34:35.217 --> 01:34:38.554 -And for that we have each other -Repeat 1664 01:34:38.637 --> 01:34:42.808 -And for that we have each other -Repeat the sounding joy 1665 01:34:42.891 --> 01:34:44.810 We'll rise up 1666 01:34:44.893 --> 01:34:47.396 -Repeat the sounding joy -(JANE VOCALIZING) 1667 01:34:47.479 --> 01:34:50.065 Repeat the sounding joy 1668 01:34:50.858 --> 01:34:54.278 -JANE: We'll rise up -Repeat, repeat 1669 01:34:54.361 --> 01:34:57.364 -For you -The sounding joy 1670 01:35:00.075 --> 01:35:02.077 (CROWD CHEERING) 1671 01:35:15.716 --> 01:35:16.800 (CHUCKLES) 1672 01:35:18.260 --> 01:35:21.763 She was extremely good! Oh, my God! Did you see her? 1673 01:35:21.847 --> 01:35:23.265 She did it! 1674 01:35:23.348 --> 01:35:24.516 (CHEERING) 1675 01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:26.518 -She did it! -Oh! (GRUNTS) 1676 01:35:26.602 --> 01:35:28.687 (SCREAMS) What are you doing here? 1677 01:35:28.770 --> 01:35:31.273 I'm here to take you home before it's too late. 1678 01:35:31.732 --> 01:35:34.026 -No! Hey, quit it! -Let go of her! 1679 01:35:34.109 --> 01:35:38.405 You're the reason she's in this mess. She stayed to help a hopeless case, 1680 01:35:38.488 --> 01:35:41.742 and if I don't get her home right now, she could lose everything. Come with me. 1681 01:35:41.825 --> 01:35:44.494 -Wait. Is that true? -No! You are not hopeless. 1682 01:35:44.578 --> 01:35:46.622 -Now let go of me! Let go! -Please. I will not. 1683 01:35:46.705 --> 01:35:50.250 -Let go! -You cannot take my magic away from me! 1684 01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:58.759 Eleanor Fay Bloomingbottom. 1685 01:36:00.302 --> 01:36:02.471 Don't tell them my middle name. 1686 01:36:02.554 --> 01:36:04.723 You get over here right now! 1687 01:36:05.265 --> 01:36:08.435 This whole mess is exactly why Fairy Godmothers 1688 01:36:08.519 --> 01:36:10.479 are supposed to follow the rules. 1689 01:36:11.563 --> 01:36:14.816 And you are not a Fairy Godmother. 1690 01:36:14.900 --> 01:36:15.901 (CROWD GASPS) 1691 01:36:17.444 --> 01:36:18.904 We're going home. 1692 01:36:20.405 --> 01:36:21.406 Hmph! 1693 01:36:22.783 --> 01:36:23.784 (GASPS) 1694 01:36:27.162 --> 01:36:28.413 (CROWD CHEERING) 1695 01:36:30.040 --> 01:36:31.041 What? 1696 01:36:31.875 --> 01:36:34.044 I am a Fairy Godmother. 1697 01:36:34.127 --> 01:36:37.464 And what Fairy Godmothers are supposed to do is help. 1698 01:36:38.340 --> 01:36:41.051 I did. I helped Jane. 1699 01:36:45.013 --> 01:36:47.015 Jane was not the assignment. 1700 01:36:48.058 --> 01:36:52.604 And even if she were, there are no more assignments. 1701 01:36:52.688 --> 01:36:54.523 Mackenzie was the last one. 1702 01:36:54.606 --> 01:36:57.734 And I do not see a dress or a prince. 1703 01:36:58.193 --> 01:37:01.363 And you did not get her to happily ever after. 1704 01:37:01.446 --> 01:37:04.491 -But... -You did not save the Motherland. 1705 01:37:05.117 --> 01:37:07.703 All you did was fail! 1706 01:37:09.997 --> 01:37:11.290 -(MOIRA GASPS) -(ELEANOR GASPS) 1707 01:37:11.373 --> 01:37:13.584 (CROWD MURMURING) 1708 01:37:13.667 --> 01:37:16.378 -That is not true. -Excuse me? 1709 01:37:16.461 --> 01:37:19.673 Eleanor, correct me if I'm wrong, but does your formula require 1710 01:37:19.756 --> 01:37:21.258 my true love to be a prince? 1711 01:37:21.341 --> 01:37:25.137 -Why, no. I guess it doesn't. -Well, that's good. 1712 01:37:25.220 --> 01:37:27.222 Mia, Jane. 1713 01:37:28.432 --> 01:37:30.392 Then these are my true loves. 1714 01:37:30.809 --> 01:37:32.186 And you didn't fail. 1715 01:37:32.269 --> 01:37:34.605 You helped me remember how to live happily. 1716 01:37:35.397 --> 01:37:38.609 (SCOFFS) That's not the same as happily ever after. 1717 01:37:38.692 --> 01:37:39.693 Are you sure? 1718 01:37:40.944 --> 01:37:42.362 Four years ago, I... 1719 01:37:43.155 --> 01:37:44.740 I thought my story was over, 1720 01:37:44.823 --> 01:37:47.910 and Eleanor helped show me that it wasn't. 1721 01:37:47.993 --> 01:37:49.119 CROWD: Aw! 1722 01:37:49.203 --> 01:37:50.746 That's not how it works. 1723 01:37:50.829 --> 01:37:52.915 Then how it works needs to change. 1724 01:37:53.624 --> 01:37:56.251 We think that love needs to look a certain way. 1725 01:37:56.668 --> 01:37:59.755 A prince, a castle, a gown. 1726 01:38:00.964 --> 01:38:02.591 We're trapped in the fairy tale 1727 01:38:02.674 --> 01:38:06.637 when the real world is full of so much more. 1728 01:38:06.720 --> 01:38:09.556 CROWD: Aw! (CHEERING) 1729 01:38:11.058 --> 01:38:14.311 Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like, 1730 01:38:15.354 --> 01:38:17.189 maybe we should let them tell us. 1731 01:38:18.398 --> 01:38:20.817 Mia, who's your true love? 1732 01:38:21.485 --> 01:38:23.529 -Can I have more than one? -Sure. Why not? 1733 01:38:23.612 --> 01:38:26.823 Well, Mom and Jane, but also Aunt Paula. 1734 01:38:27.366 --> 01:38:29.326 (CROWD CLAPPING) 1735 01:38:29.409 --> 01:38:30.410 PAULA: You guys... 1736 01:38:32.996 --> 01:38:36.750 Who's your true love? And don't just tell me, tell each other. 1737 01:38:36.834 --> 01:38:37.835 You? 1738 01:38:39.378 --> 01:38:40.587 -Us? -Yes. 1739 01:38:41.296 --> 01:38:43.298 -I love you, Nan. -CROWD: Aw. 1740 01:38:45.801 --> 01:38:46.885 And you. 1741 01:38:49.805 --> 01:38:51.598 BOTH: We love you, Jonah. 1742 01:38:52.641 --> 01:38:53.642 Aw. 1743 01:38:54.226 --> 01:38:56.019 Oh! And you, Hugh Prince, 1744 01:38:56.854 --> 01:38:58.230 what does love mean to you? 1745 01:38:58.313 --> 01:38:59.982 Me? Oh, I... 1746 01:39:00.774 --> 01:39:02.985 Right, um... Love? 1747 01:39:03.068 --> 01:39:06.822 Love. Yeah, love. Love is many, many 1748 01:39:06.905 --> 01:39:08.323 (HESITATES) a splendored thing. 1749 01:39:08.407 --> 01:39:09.491 (CROWD LAUGHS) 1750 01:39:09.575 --> 01:39:12.244 No, um, love means... 1751 01:39:13.620 --> 01:39:14.955 I love you, Dad. 1752 01:39:15.455 --> 01:39:18.792 ...dressing up as a colonial soldier 'cause you miss your son. 1753 01:39:19.710 --> 01:39:23.755 And sometimes love just means shoveling someone's driveway. 1754 01:39:27.134 --> 01:39:29.219 That one didn't really make sense. 1755 01:39:30.929 --> 01:39:33.849 Love comes in so many forms, Moira. 1756 01:39:35.267 --> 01:39:36.602 Why can't we see that? 1757 01:39:37.186 --> 01:39:39.855 Eleanor didn't magically fix my life. 1758 01:39:39.938 --> 01:39:42.149 She showed me how to fix it myself. 1759 01:39:44.902 --> 01:39:46.361 That's how we can help them. 1760 01:39:51.450 --> 01:39:53.035 This is a day I thought I'd never see. 1761 01:40:01.210 --> 01:40:03.837 You did well! 1762 01:40:03.921 --> 01:40:05.923 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Oh! I did well! 1763 01:40:09.635 --> 01:40:13.138 -Maybe it's time to re-write the book. -All right. 1764 01:40:13.222 --> 01:40:16.016 Now, let's go home and save some Fairy Godmothers. 1765 01:40:17.476 --> 01:40:19.394 Thank you for everything. 1766 01:40:21.063 --> 01:40:22.439 Thank you. 1767 01:40:24.149 --> 01:40:26.735 -Go be a Godmother. -All right. 1768 01:40:40.415 --> 01:40:41.416 Bye! 1769 01:40:48.841 --> 01:40:51.301 MOIRA: Wands up! 1770 01:40:53.929 --> 01:40:55.722 (CROWD GASPS) 1771 01:40:56.765 --> 01:40:57.975 (PAULA LAUGHS) 1772 01:40:58.058 --> 01:40:59.101 MAN: What? 1773 01:40:59.309 --> 01:41:00.602 (CROWD CHEERING) 1774 01:41:00.686 --> 01:41:02.312 (CHITTERING) 1775 01:41:06.275 --> 01:41:07.442 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1776 01:41:20.330 --> 01:41:21.582 (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) 1777 01:41:24.084 --> 01:41:25.961 MACKENZIE: Gary! 1778 01:41:29.047 --> 01:41:33.010 AGNES: Wait! We're not done yet. 1779 01:41:34.845 --> 01:41:37.806 Good morning, Motherland! 1780 01:41:38.307 --> 01:41:41.518 No, I don't think I'm shouting. Hold, please. 1781 01:41:42.144 --> 01:41:45.898 Why don't we kick things off with something a bit more groovy today? 1782 01:41:46.481 --> 01:41:47.482 Take it away. 1783 01:41:49.234 --> 01:41:54.114 Now, I told you this wasn't a fairy tale, but that was only half true. 1784 01:41:54.615 --> 01:41:57.409 In the end, Eleanor got hers all right. 1785 01:41:57.492 --> 01:42:00.871 Only it wasn't anything like she'd read in those books. 1786 01:42:00.954 --> 01:42:03.165 And that was a good thing. 1787 01:42:03.248 --> 01:42:06.210 We weren't just old. We'd become old-fashioned. 1788 01:42:06.835 --> 01:42:09.713 There are those who might say... (CLEARS THROAT) 1789 01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:12.883 I had spent my whole life believing in fairy tales. 1790 01:42:13.425 --> 01:42:16.428 Well, now I believe in them more than ever. 1791 01:42:17.304 --> 01:42:20.057 It's just that they come in all different shapes and sizes. 1792 01:42:20.265 --> 01:42:24.144 Just like us. And thanks to our newly patented approach 1793 01:42:24.228 --> 01:42:27.773 of, "Forget ever after, just live happily," we've been busy. 1794 01:42:27.856 --> 01:42:32.486 AGNES: Eleanor! Wand up, kid. We've still got a lotta work to do. 1795 01:42:32.986 --> 01:42:35.239 (CLEARS THROAT) Fairies... 1796 01:42:35.322 --> 01:42:36.865 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1797 01:42:36.949 --> 01:42:38.242 (GIGGLES)