WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:22.749 --> 00:01:24.740 Jj 4 00:02:17.554 --> 00:02:19.032 We can't afford any of these houses. 5 00:02:19.056 --> 00:02:21.176 Look, daddy's gonna help with the downpayment. 6 00:02:21.266 --> 00:02:22.381 He doesn't even like me. 7 00:02:22.476 --> 00:02:25.138 Oh, he just doesn't know you well enough yet. 8 00:02:25.228 --> 00:02:26.228 This is it? 9 00:02:26.313 --> 00:02:30.147 - It can't be, this is like a palace. - I think this is the place. 10 00:02:31.151 --> 00:02:32.186 This is it? 11 00:02:32.277 --> 00:02:34.734 Well, there's edna's car. 12 00:02:34.821 --> 00:02:36.857 - Okay, Mr. bad cop. - Mm-hmm. 13 00:02:36.948 --> 00:02:39.280 - What's the plan? - Okay, we've seen... what? 14 00:02:39.368 --> 00:02:42.326 - Six, seven houses already? - Eleven. 15 00:02:42.412 --> 00:02:45.119 Eleven, right. Yeah, perfect. Okay. 16 00:02:45.207 --> 00:02:47.368 We go in there stone-faced. 17 00:02:47.459 --> 00:02:49.916 - Stone-faced. - We show zero emotion, okay? 18 00:02:50.003 --> 00:02:53.837 No matter how much we love this place, we got to keep our poker faces, okay? 19 00:02:54.841 --> 00:02:56.331 I'll be bad cop. 20 00:02:58.387 --> 00:03:00.093 Hey, you two! 21 00:03:00.180 --> 00:03:04.389 - Shut up and take our money. - I knew you'd like it. 22 00:03:04.476 --> 00:03:06.967 Why don't you two follow me into the kitchen? 23 00:03:07.062 --> 00:03:08.177 Poker face? 24 00:03:10.315 --> 00:03:13.603 Oh, holy shit, this kitchen! 25 00:03:14.778 --> 00:03:16.188 Wow. 26 00:03:16.279 --> 00:03:19.487 I mean, I wanna learn how to make soufflés in this kitchen. 27 00:03:19.574 --> 00:03:23.487 This coming from a man who can't even microwave hot dogs in my apartment? 28 00:03:23.578 --> 00:03:25.239 You're goddamn right. 29 00:03:25.330 --> 00:03:28.868 Impressed. So, what's the catch? 30 00:03:35.924 --> 00:03:37.915 Jj 31 00:03:43.807 --> 00:03:46.719 Holy shit, this backyard! 32 00:03:46.810 --> 00:03:48.801 - Shut up and take our money. - Uh-huh. 33 00:03:48.895 --> 00:03:51.932 It's one of the largest yards in the area, 34 00:03:52.023 --> 00:03:56.232 great for barbecues and summer fun and debauchery. 35 00:03:57.237 --> 00:03:59.569 Look at this pool. You know what that means? 36 00:03:59.656 --> 00:04:02.022 - Aqua-aerobics. - Aqua-aerobics nude. 37 00:04:02.117 --> 00:04:06.531 Does every one of your scenarios involve me being naked? 38 00:04:06.621 --> 00:04:07.621 I mean, I don't know. 39 00:04:09.583 --> 00:04:11.824 Uh... what's that noise? 40 00:04:11.918 --> 00:04:14.204 - What? - That... like that loud... 41 00:04:14.296 --> 00:04:15.877 It's like a... 42 00:04:15.964 --> 00:04:17.404 - Throbbing. - I don't hear anything. 43 00:04:18.258 --> 00:04:19.998 - Okay. - There's definitely like a... 44 00:04:21.011 --> 00:04:22.046 Throbbing bass line. 45 00:04:23.555 --> 00:04:24.590 It's pretty loud. 46 00:04:24.681 --> 00:04:26.296 - Oh, that. - Yeah. Yes. 47 00:04:26.391 --> 00:04:28.473 That's nothing. That's absolutely nothing. 48 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:31.051 There's just someone in the guest house. 49 00:04:32.063 --> 00:04:34.725 - Oh. Okay, yeah. - Okay. 50 00:04:55.253 --> 00:04:56.914 Are you guys here for the party? 51 00:04:57.005 --> 00:04:58.005 Hell no. 52 00:04:58.089 --> 00:04:59.525 Wait. Wait, wait. Come back, come back! 53 00:04:59.549 --> 00:05:01.068 - I've seen enough. Thank you. - Thank you, that's great. 54 00:05:01.092 --> 00:05:02.832 No, guys, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Trust me. 55 00:05:02.928 --> 00:05:05.590 - No. No. - He'll be out of here in a month. 56 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:08.046 You could use it as rental property. 57 00:05:10.393 --> 00:05:11.678 Twenty-four hour notice, edna. 58 00:05:11.770 --> 00:05:13.456 Twenty-four hour notice. You know that shit. 59 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:17.189 I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you. I hit you up on MySpace! 60 00:05:17.275 --> 00:05:20.517 Well, you know I don't check my social media platforms or my text messages 61 00:05:20.612 --> 00:05:22.898 when I'm fucking on hallucinogenics. 62 00:05:22.989 --> 00:05:27.403 Oh, but somehow you managed to respond with a dick pic. 63 00:05:27.494 --> 00:05:29.680 Yeah, and you should be thanking me. That was my penis's good side. 64 00:05:29.704 --> 00:05:31.319 Your penis looked depressed. 65 00:05:33.124 --> 00:05:34.739 Well, here it is, guys. 66 00:05:34.835 --> 00:05:36.621 This is it. This is the guest house. 67 00:05:36.711 --> 00:05:38.918 Okay, it's a smaller version of the big house, 68 00:05:39.005 --> 00:05:41.542 except for it smells like bongwater and k-y. 69 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:44.670 Okay, you seen's it, now take off. 70 00:05:44.761 --> 00:05:47.753 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, go. Spatch, spatch! 71 00:05:47.848 --> 00:05:49.258 Sarah! 72 00:05:50.684 --> 00:05:52.265 It's not that bad! 73 00:05:52.352 --> 00:05:53.637 Mm. 74 00:05:55.272 --> 00:05:57.684 - Wanna smoke some weed, bro? - Oh, no, no, I'm good. 75 00:05:57.774 --> 00:05:59.264 Thank you so much, but, uh, no. 76 00:05:59.359 --> 00:06:01.725 I haven't smoked anything in a really long time, so... 77 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:04.402 - Ahem. Mm. - Yeah. Great. Okay. 78 00:06:04.489 --> 00:06:07.026 You got so much cool, random stuff in here. 79 00:06:07.117 --> 00:06:09.278 Yeah, well, I'm a collector of old artifacts. 80 00:06:09.369 --> 00:06:11.280 - Oh, my god, you have a bomb! - Yeah. 81 00:06:11.371 --> 00:06:12.598 - That's so cool. - That's cool. 82 00:06:12.622 --> 00:06:15.364 But what about this right here? This is Tommy Lee's sex swing. 83 00:06:16.543 --> 00:06:18.750 Right on. Great. Uh... cool. 84 00:06:18.837 --> 00:06:20.293 All right, listen. 85 00:06:20.380 --> 00:06:22.621 - Let's get down to brass tacks here. - Okay. 86 00:06:22.716 --> 00:06:24.206 What is it, what's your name? Blake? 87 00:06:24.301 --> 00:06:25.653 - Blake, yeah. - Blake, yeah, take a seat. 88 00:06:25.677 --> 00:06:27.530 So, here's the deal, let me just ask you a question. 89 00:06:27.554 --> 00:06:29.634 Are you guys really thinking about buying this place, 90 00:06:29.681 --> 00:06:30.887 or you just passing through? 91 00:06:30.974 --> 00:06:33.636 Think we're pretty serious about it. 92 00:06:33.727 --> 00:06:35.968 We-we really... okay. 93 00:06:37.063 --> 00:06:38.428 Really? Here, you want? 94 00:06:38.523 --> 00:06:40.126 Yeah. No, no, no. That's not why I was looking at it. 95 00:06:40.150 --> 00:06:43.392 It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo. 96 00:06:43.486 --> 00:06:45.442 Wow. It's still morning. 97 00:06:45.530 --> 00:06:46.986 Yeah, it's pretty great. 98 00:06:47.073 --> 00:06:49.439 Listen, um, if you buy the place... 99 00:06:51.119 --> 00:06:53.556 If you buy it, right, I mean, I could stay in the guest house, right? 100 00:06:53.580 --> 00:06:54.865 I'll pay rent and shit. 101 00:06:54.956 --> 00:06:56.947 - We're good, right? Straight? - Uh... 102 00:06:57.042 --> 00:06:59.875 Well, that sounds awesome, it really does, 103 00:06:59.961 --> 00:07:02.577 but, you know, we're thinking, like, we buy the place... 104 00:07:02.672 --> 00:07:04.162 No, I'm good. Thank you. It's... 105 00:07:04.257 --> 00:07:07.018 Uh, we're thinking if we buy the place, we'd want access to all of it. 106 00:07:07.052 --> 00:07:08.613 - Which would include the guest house. - Mm. 107 00:07:08.637 --> 00:07:10.548 You... you understand. 108 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:12.300 Copy, copy, gotcha, gotcha. 109 00:07:12.390 --> 00:07:13.926 - All right. - Well, this was awesome. 110 00:07:14.017 --> 00:07:15.382 Uh, very nice to meet you, Mr... 111 00:07:15.477 --> 00:07:18.264 Cockfield. Randy cockfield. 112 00:07:18.355 --> 00:07:19.970 Bye-bye. 113 00:07:20.065 --> 00:07:21.646 Bye, thank you. 114 00:07:21.733 --> 00:07:23.724 - Bye. - Mm... 115 00:07:23.818 --> 00:07:25.524 - Are you freaking kidding me? - I know. 116 00:07:25.612 --> 00:07:27.318 But we have to give him time to move out. 117 00:07:27.405 --> 00:07:29.020 I know, edna told me. 118 00:07:29.115 --> 00:07:31.356 I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo 119 00:07:31.451 --> 00:07:33.282 to live in our guest house for three months. 120 00:07:33.370 --> 00:07:35.406 Do you think we could get him out quicker? 121 00:07:35.497 --> 00:07:39.911 I don't know. I mean, he's, like, an entrepreneur collector guy. 122 00:07:40.001 --> 00:07:41.401 You know, you saw all of his stuff. 123 00:07:41.461 --> 00:07:43.952 What kind of entrepreneur lives in someone's guest house? 124 00:07:44.047 --> 00:07:47.460 A frugal one? I don't know, I mean, 125 00:07:47.550 --> 00:07:50.279 I didn't sit down and talk with him about all of his finances and everything. 126 00:07:50.303 --> 00:07:53.090 Look, I know that this is weird, I do. 127 00:07:53.181 --> 00:07:55.513 - You think? - But aren't you tired? 128 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:57.215 I'm so tired. I just wanna... 129 00:07:57.310 --> 00:08:00.677 I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home. 130 00:08:00.772 --> 00:08:03.764 And just say, "we live here now, we're not going anywhere." 131 00:08:03.858 --> 00:08:05.348 I do love that yard. 132 00:08:05.443 --> 00:08:08.401 And the... what about the gazebo? 133 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:18.153 Promise me he'll be out soon. That guy gives off weird vibes. 134 00:08:19.332 --> 00:08:21.323 I pinky-promise. 135 00:08:25.171 --> 00:08:29.084 - I'm serious, babe. - I-I'm serious. I promise. 136 00:08:29.175 --> 00:08:32.042 As soon as we get settled in here, I will march right out there, 137 00:08:32.137 --> 00:08:34.924 and I'll say, "you gotta get out of here in three months." 138 00:08:35.015 --> 00:08:37.381 He's gonna end up... 139 00:08:37.475 --> 00:08:39.431 A week. We can get him out of there in a week. 140 00:08:49.904 --> 00:08:52.441 - We're doing it. - We are. 141 00:08:52.532 --> 00:08:55.365 - We are doing this. - Yeah. This is us. We're doing this. 142 00:08:55.452 --> 00:08:57.443 Jj 143 00:09:12.469 --> 00:09:14.130 - I mean... - Oh... 144 00:09:14.220 --> 00:09:16.677 I love this photo. 145 00:09:16.765 --> 00:09:18.630 Well, take a look at this. 146 00:09:24.481 --> 00:09:27.348 - Later, brah. - Later... brah. 147 00:09:31.821 --> 00:09:33.186 Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:33.281 --> 00:09:35.442 - Dude, what the fuck?! - Give it to me. 149 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:38.294 Look, if you guys are gonna have sex, can you at least close the door? 150 00:09:39.496 --> 00:09:40.611 Yeah! 151 00:09:40.705 --> 00:09:41.724 - Come join us, Blake. - No. 152 00:09:41.748 --> 00:09:43.628 Look, we need to set a time for you to move out. 153 00:09:45.543 --> 00:09:48.330 - Blake! Blake, get in here! - Uh... 154 00:09:48.421 --> 00:09:50.958 - Yeah? - Someone's been in our kitchen. 155 00:09:51.049 --> 00:09:52.334 What? 156 00:09:52.425 --> 00:09:55.545 Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone. Even the gluten-free cookies are gone. 157 00:09:55.595 --> 00:09:57.198 Like, seriously, who the fuck eats those? 158 00:09:57.222 --> 00:09:59.804 Randy, obviously. The fucking moron. 159 00:09:59.891 --> 00:10:01.882 Jj 160 00:10:05.647 --> 00:10:06.727 Mm. 161 00:10:13.363 --> 00:10:15.524 You moved a lot of boxes today. 162 00:10:15.615 --> 00:10:16.900 Yeah, I really did, didn't I? 163 00:10:16.991 --> 00:10:18.652 It was crazy. 164 00:10:18.743 --> 00:10:23.533 So, I thought that you deserved to be rewarded, 165 00:10:23.623 --> 00:10:26.035 - and tonight... - Oh... 166 00:10:26.126 --> 00:10:29.209 I thought we could do anything that you wanted. 167 00:10:31.256 --> 00:10:33.497 - Hmm... - Hm? 168 00:10:35.385 --> 00:10:37.717 You know, this is a judgment-free zone, right? 169 00:10:37.804 --> 00:10:39.214 Yeah. 170 00:10:39.305 --> 00:10:41.170 Remember the other day when you were, uh... 171 00:10:42.183 --> 00:10:43.423 Talking to me like a dude? 172 00:10:43.518 --> 00:10:45.179 Mm-hmm. 173 00:10:45.270 --> 00:10:47.636 I kind of, uh... something about it, 'cause it's... 174 00:10:47.730 --> 00:10:51.518 You're acting like dude, but it's you, but it's you doing that voice... 175 00:10:51.609 --> 00:10:54.066 I gotcha. 176 00:10:59.033 --> 00:11:00.864 - What? Mm-hmm. - Wha. 177 00:11:00.952 --> 00:11:03.739 What, you hard of hearing there, chief? I said fuck me, brah. 178 00:11:03.830 --> 00:11:05.470 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that really works for me. 179 00:11:10.712 --> 00:11:13.124 - Oh, fuck me, bro! - Oh, my god! 180 00:11:22.307 --> 00:11:23.888 What the fuck? 181 00:11:23.975 --> 00:11:26.091 Um... sorry. 182 00:11:33.526 --> 00:11:35.312 Looks like he's just doing ayahuasca. 183 00:11:35.403 --> 00:11:37.689 Ayahuasca? What-what the hell is that? 184 00:11:37.780 --> 00:11:39.987 It's where you, like, drink a tea from a root, 185 00:11:40.074 --> 00:11:43.157 and you get all sick and have a spiritual experience. 186 00:11:43.244 --> 00:11:45.701 You'll be all right, my brother, just let it out. 187 00:11:45.788 --> 00:11:47.699 You're trying to get all the negativity out. 188 00:11:49.417 --> 00:11:51.282 Let's not let this get in the way. 189 00:11:53.463 --> 00:11:55.328 - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, brosef? 190 00:11:58.051 --> 00:12:01.043 - Dude, what the fuck? - Oh, my god. 191 00:12:01.137 --> 00:12:02.823 - No. Wait, wait, wait... - Dude, I can't. Dude! 192 00:12:02.847 --> 00:12:05.088 Wait, wait, wait. I'll really work. Hold on... 193 00:12:07.018 --> 00:12:09.384 - Come on. - He's, like, dying out there. 194 00:12:09.479 --> 00:12:12.346 - Well, it's... part of the experience. - I can't. 195 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:14.126 - Get all the negative energy out. - Don't just... 196 00:12:14.150 --> 00:12:15.856 All the negativity out. 197 00:12:15.944 --> 00:12:16.944 Fuckin' Randy. 198 00:12:17.111 --> 00:12:19.022 Jj 199 00:12:54.023 --> 00:12:55.388 Oh, god. 200 00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:11.029 Wake up! 201 00:13:11.124 --> 00:13:13.957 Why... why am I being attacked? 202 00:13:20.300 --> 00:13:23.633 Fuck! Oh, shit! 203 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.927 Blake, Blake, what are you doing in my room? 204 00:13:26.014 --> 00:13:29.006 - What are you doing in my room? - Relax take it in. 205 00:13:30.101 --> 00:13:32.387 Take it in. 206 00:13:33.813 --> 00:13:34.723 Oh, god. 207 00:13:34.814 --> 00:13:36.896 You gotta be out by the end of the day. Okay? 208 00:13:36.983 --> 00:13:39.023 If you need help paying for a hotel... 209 00:13:39.068 --> 00:13:41.275 Fuck! Or anything, I'll help you out, 210 00:13:41.362 --> 00:13:42.506 but, dude, you crossed a line. 211 00:13:42.530 --> 00:13:44.486 All right, passing out in front of our house? 212 00:13:44.574 --> 00:13:47.031 Sarah is pissed, and I'm with her on this one. 213 00:13:47.118 --> 00:13:50.952 Yeah, well, you tell Sarah when it comes to tenant's rights in California? 214 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.496 It's always pro-motherfuckin' tenant. 215 00:13:57.837 --> 00:14:00.874 Guess what I am, bro? Huh? 216 00:14:00.965 --> 00:14:03.206 I'm your motherfucking tenant! 217 00:14:03.301 --> 00:14:05.292 Goddammit, you're beautiful. 218 00:14:12.518 --> 00:14:14.725 Fuck! Fuck it, I gotta get high. 219 00:14:14.812 --> 00:14:16.302 Please. 220 00:14:16.397 --> 00:14:17.887 - Yes! - Fuck it. 221 00:14:17.982 --> 00:14:20.974 It was just a matter of time. Bam! 222 00:14:22.153 --> 00:14:25.316 You know, a few years ago, we totally would have been friends. 223 00:14:25.406 --> 00:14:28.489 Like, in college I was a full-on wild man. 224 00:14:28.576 --> 00:14:30.112 All my friends thought I was a legend. 225 00:14:30.203 --> 00:14:32.569 Oh, shit, well, let's do some coke, bro. 226 00:14:32.663 --> 00:14:34.244 Oh, no, no, no. Just... weed's fine. 227 00:14:34.332 --> 00:14:36.789 - Oh, copy, copy. Gotcha, gotcha. - Weed's cool. 228 00:14:36.876 --> 00:14:39.492 But I do want to get, like, very high. 229 00:14:39.587 --> 00:14:43.045 Not regular high, but like really high. 230 00:14:43.132 --> 00:14:45.339 - How high? - As high as I can possibly get. 231 00:14:45.426 --> 00:14:46.904 - I'll do anything. - You'll do anything? 232 00:14:46.928 --> 00:14:48.714 - Yeah, anything. - Fucking anything? 233 00:14:50.515 --> 00:14:51.800 - Anything? - Anything, dude. 234 00:14:51.891 --> 00:14:53.051 C'mon. 235 00:14:54.185 --> 00:14:57.848 C'mon... let's go. 236 00:14:57.939 --> 00:15:00.100 - Let's go. - I am not fucking doing that. 237 00:15:00.191 --> 00:15:02.557 - You said you'd do anything. - I'm not doing that. 238 00:15:02.652 --> 00:15:04.984 Just repeat after me, okay? It's very simple. 239 00:15:05.071 --> 00:15:08.563 - I'm not gay. - I'm not gay. 240 00:15:08.658 --> 00:15:10.344 So then you're good to do it. Now suck it, let's go. 241 00:15:10.368 --> 00:15:12.054 Dude, of all the pipes you got in this place, 242 00:15:12.078 --> 00:15:13.430 why do we gotta smoke out of this one? 243 00:15:13.454 --> 00:15:15.194 - It's how I sort out my pretenders. - No. 244 00:15:15.289 --> 00:15:17.951 Okay? If you can suck on Randy cockfield's dick pipe, 245 00:15:18.042 --> 00:15:20.249 you're good with me. Let's go, suck it. 246 00:15:20.336 --> 00:15:21.730 You like chicks. I know you have a chick. 247 00:15:21.754 --> 00:15:23.369 - Just come on, come close. - Fine. 248 00:15:23.464 --> 00:15:24.670 This makes you my real friend. 249 00:15:24.757 --> 00:15:26.622 - Come on, get close. - Okay, okay. 250 00:15:38.896 --> 00:15:40.332 - Delete that shit. - No, no, no, no... 251 00:15:40.356 --> 00:15:42.267 - Delete that! Delete that shit! - No, no, no. 252 00:15:42.358 --> 00:15:44.253 - I need more followers, bro. - Dude, I have a job. 253 00:15:44.277 --> 00:15:46.859 I have a girlfriend. Delete that shit. 254 00:15:46.946 --> 00:15:48.937 Jj 255 00:15:56.414 --> 00:15:59.622 Oh, my god! Whoa! 256 00:16:14.807 --> 00:16:16.297 Blow in my face... 257 00:16:25.443 --> 00:16:29.527 Dude, I'm totally gonna sneak in here all the time and smoke that dick! 258 00:16:32.074 --> 00:16:35.487 - I underestimated you. For real. - Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. 259 00:16:35.578 --> 00:16:37.181 I like hanging out with you, man. It's very fun. 260 00:16:37.205 --> 00:16:39.412 If you want to hang harder, dude, check this shit out. 261 00:16:39.499 --> 00:16:41.956 - Look, look. - All right. 262 00:16:42.043 --> 00:16:43.874 Check out what's in the box! 263 00:16:43.961 --> 00:16:45.872 - Hm? - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 264 00:16:45.963 --> 00:16:48.170 So, you're like... You're like a drug addict, huh? 265 00:16:48.257 --> 00:16:50.964 Yep, no. I'm a drug connoisseur. 266 00:16:51.052 --> 00:16:52.132 - Yeah. - Cool. 267 00:16:52.220 --> 00:16:53.835 Yeah, mixing and matching the drugs 268 00:16:53.930 --> 00:16:57.138 is precisely how you don't get addicted to the drugs. 269 00:16:58.142 --> 00:17:00.537 - Smart. That's really smart. - Yeah, you gotta mix and match. 270 00:17:00.561 --> 00:17:02.121 But there is one drug that I'm missing. 271 00:17:02.146 --> 00:17:04.603 What's that? 272 00:17:04.690 --> 00:17:07.932 Dude, your fucking head is gonna spin when you see this shit. 273 00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:09.713 - We're talking about flakka. - Flakka. 274 00:17:09.737 --> 00:17:11.352 The drug is called flakka. 275 00:17:11.447 --> 00:17:13.358 Some are calling it the insanity drug. 276 00:17:13.449 --> 00:17:14.655 The insanity drug. 277 00:17:14.742 --> 00:17:17.023 It is described as the scariest drug in the world. 278 00:17:18.120 --> 00:17:20.327 Way more powerful than heroin or cocaine. 279 00:17:20.414 --> 00:17:23.622 It is a synthetic drug that will alter your state of mind. 280 00:17:23.709 --> 00:17:25.646 - Extreme delirium. - Raising body temperature 281 00:17:25.670 --> 00:17:28.537 and causing people to literally lose their mind. 282 00:17:30.967 --> 00:17:32.923 Dude, you cannot do the flakka, man. 283 00:17:33.010 --> 00:17:34.671 - Why not? - It's a bad drug! 284 00:17:34.762 --> 00:17:35.922 Yeah, fuckin' bad ass. 285 00:17:36.013 --> 00:17:39.255 You can't do that in my house, man. That's... that's bad. 286 00:17:39.350 --> 00:17:41.787 What's so bad about it? It's not even fuckin' in California yet. 287 00:17:41.811 --> 00:17:42.811 Relax, dude. 288 00:17:42.895 --> 00:17:44.535 All right, well that's good. That's good. 289 00:17:45.606 --> 00:17:48.293 My friend Benny's this region's supplier. He's bringing the shit over. 290 00:17:48.317 --> 00:17:51.901 Dude, no. It's a no, man. I mean, I don't want that on my property. 291 00:17:51.988 --> 00:17:53.103 If Sarah found out... 292 00:17:53.197 --> 00:17:54.562 Oh, Sarah, you know... 293 00:17:54.657 --> 00:17:57.273 Fuckin' Sarah. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! All right. 294 00:17:57.368 --> 00:18:00.235 You know, what? Uh... Hey, fuck you, you fucking asshole. 295 00:18:00.329 --> 00:18:02.516 You know what? You can't hang with me anyways, you little party pussy. 296 00:18:02.540 --> 00:18:03.850 You know, spatch. Get out of my place. 297 00:18:03.874 --> 00:18:08.083 Yeah, I'll spatch, you fucking pathetic, crusty fuck. 298 00:18:08.170 --> 00:18:11.037 Yeah, you can't even hang out in my lair, you piece of shit. 299 00:18:14.510 --> 00:18:16.091 Hey, babe? 300 00:18:16.178 --> 00:18:19.386 Maybe we can stop by the hardware store and get some lights for the gazebo. 301 00:18:19.473 --> 00:18:22.761 Yeah, that'd be... Yeah, that'd be... mm... great. 302 00:18:22.852 --> 00:18:25.059 Did you have a talk with Randy today? 303 00:18:25.146 --> 00:18:27.478 L... yeah. Yeah, we... more... 304 00:18:27.565 --> 00:18:29.396 Yeah, more or less we had the talk. 305 00:18:29.483 --> 00:18:31.974 It got... it was serious and he's... he's now... 306 00:18:32.069 --> 00:18:34.606 He's dedicated to finding a new place. 307 00:18:34.697 --> 00:18:36.858 - Blake. - Was that...? Yeah. 308 00:18:36.949 --> 00:18:39.611 - Are you okay? - I'm good, yeah. 309 00:18:39.702 --> 00:18:41.363 Yeah, I'm ju... yeah, I'm, like tired. 310 00:18:41.454 --> 00:18:43.820 I'm kinda tired from, like... I didn't sleep that great. 311 00:18:43.914 --> 00:18:45.950 You're high. 312 00:18:46.042 --> 00:18:47.498 No, I'm not. You're, hon... 313 00:18:48.711 --> 00:18:50.201 You're totally high. 314 00:18:50.296 --> 00:18:52.503 - You... he was smoking... - Mm-hmm. 315 00:18:52.590 --> 00:18:54.080 And I may have breathed some in. 316 00:18:54.175 --> 00:18:55.460 - Just stop talking. - Okay. 317 00:18:55.551 --> 00:18:58.151 Whoa, but I do think you should know, there was a cloud. Like a... 318 00:18:58.179 --> 00:19:00.670 Look, Blake, I ask you to go out there and do one thing, 319 00:19:00.765 --> 00:19:02.993 just get rid of the guy, and instead you get baked with him? 320 00:19:03.017 --> 00:19:05.508 No, I didn't. I... I was like... 321 00:19:05.603 --> 00:19:07.764 We were unwinding. 322 00:19:07.855 --> 00:19:10.517 I was just unwinding. Like, I'm... I've been stressed. 323 00:19:10.608 --> 00:19:13.350 Oh. Oh, you've... You've been stressed. 324 00:19:14.987 --> 00:19:17.569 Mm-hmm. You know, you know, I've been stressed, too. 325 00:19:17.657 --> 00:19:20.865 You know, teaching 48 second graders a day isn't easy. 326 00:19:22.828 --> 00:19:23.828 Yeah, no, I know. 327 00:19:23.913 --> 00:19:27.155 Do you really? Because while you go off to your skateboarding job every day 328 00:19:27.249 --> 00:19:29.706 and talk about things that nobody over 30 cares about, 329 00:19:29.794 --> 00:19:31.250 I'm dealing with angry parents 330 00:19:31.337 --> 00:19:34.420 and trying to figure out how to pay for school supplies with zero budget. 331 00:19:34.507 --> 00:19:37.214 And then I get to come home and deal with this shit. 332 00:19:37.301 --> 00:19:40.134 I have students who are way more mature than you are. 333 00:19:40.221 --> 00:19:41.882 I feel like that's kind of unfair. 334 00:19:41.972 --> 00:19:45.180 I mean, I haven't, like, smoked anything in, like, a long time. 335 00:19:49.438 --> 00:19:51.679 She got you, man. She's right. 336 00:19:57.697 --> 00:19:59.688 What's happening, sweetpea? 337 00:20:02.618 --> 00:20:05.155 I think Blake's on drugs... again. 338 00:20:05.246 --> 00:20:08.909 Good. Then maybe the two of you should take a little break. 339 00:20:10.751 --> 00:20:12.867 Or a long break, or a permanent break. 340 00:20:12.962 --> 00:20:14.668 Dad, you're not helping. 341 00:20:16.632 --> 00:20:18.418 I need some dad advice. 342 00:20:19.552 --> 00:20:22.259 I love him. But... 343 00:20:23.431 --> 00:20:26.844 - I don't... I don't know what to do, I... - Sweetheart... 344 00:20:27.852 --> 00:20:31.060 If you are certain that you love this boy, 345 00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:34.267 then just make sure that you have 346 00:20:34.358 --> 00:20:40.820 the unwavering devotion and dedication that your mother and I share. 347 00:20:42.491 --> 00:20:46.655 Got it. I... I gotta... I gotta go work this out. 348 00:20:47.913 --> 00:20:50.450 Uh... you wanna use my hotel room? 349 00:20:50.541 --> 00:20:52.998 - What? - I keep a hotel room. 350 00:20:53.085 --> 00:20:55.497 For the last few months, I've had a room in town. 351 00:20:55.588 --> 00:20:57.544 You're welcome to it. Okay, no. 352 00:20:57.631 --> 00:21:00.873 - No, that's... yeah. I... - No problem. 353 00:21:00.968 --> 00:21:03.459 - Have you heard from kip? - Mm... no. 354 00:21:22.990 --> 00:21:26.232 Fire in the fucking hole! Oh, shit! 355 00:21:30.956 --> 00:21:34.073 Dude... 356 00:21:36.504 --> 00:21:40.588 I am not stoked to admit this, dude, but we should tone it down on the turbo. 357 00:21:40.674 --> 00:21:42.652 Uh, do you need, like, medical attention or anything? 358 00:21:42.676 --> 00:21:44.166 - You good? - Come on, dude. 359 00:21:44.261 --> 00:21:45.467 - Yeah, sorry. - Just... 360 00:21:45.554 --> 00:21:47.194 - Come with me, let's talk. - Yeah, sorry. 361 00:21:47.264 --> 00:21:51.303 We just released that promotional video for the skateware line, and it's trending. 362 00:21:51.393 --> 00:21:52.829 We got a shout out on kimmel last night. 363 00:21:52.853 --> 00:21:54.613 All of our social media is kinda blownin' up. 364 00:21:54.688 --> 00:21:57.555 Plus, that kid's mom? She's not pressing charges anymore. 365 00:21:57.650 --> 00:21:59.265 - Nice! - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 366 00:21:59.360 --> 00:22:01.100 And now you're exactly seven weeks out 367 00:22:01.195 --> 00:22:03.006 from being able to skateboard on public property. 368 00:22:03.030 --> 00:22:05.112 Yeah... hey, dude. 369 00:22:05.199 --> 00:22:09.693 You know I've enjoyed this time to be intimate with my people, right? 370 00:22:09.787 --> 00:22:12.745 Oh, and everyone here loves having you around, Mr. kapinsky, they... 371 00:22:12.832 --> 00:22:15.323 Blakey-Blake! I have one rule. 372 00:22:15.417 --> 00:22:17.499 You know this, I'm not mister, 373 00:22:17.586 --> 00:22:19.451 - I'm damn well not sir. - Right. 374 00:22:19.547 --> 00:22:21.333 - Who am I? - You're shredd. 375 00:22:21.423 --> 00:22:22.879 Yeah. And why? 376 00:22:22.967 --> 00:22:25.629 - Uh... - Thirty-six skin grafts! 377 00:22:25.719 --> 00:22:31.180 Zero real teeth and more fuckin metal than you can shake a dick at. 378 00:22:31.267 --> 00:22:33.098 - Right. - Right. And what's all that from? 379 00:22:33.185 --> 00:22:34.425 Shredding it so fuckin' hard. 380 00:22:34.520 --> 00:22:36.476 That's right, man. 381 00:22:36.564 --> 00:22:37.974 Fucking shredding! 382 00:22:38.065 --> 00:22:39.771 I'll take... 383 00:22:39.859 --> 00:22:42.692 - Fuck! - Oh, Jesus. 384 00:22:49.201 --> 00:22:50.031 Oh, yeah. 385 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:52.360 Why do I have to always hit a fucking stud? 386 00:22:52.454 --> 00:22:55.241 'Cause you are fuckin' shredd, sir! 387 00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:56.663 - That's why. - That's right, man. 388 00:22:56.750 --> 00:22:59.036 - Fuckin' epic! - Oh, my god. 389 00:22:59.128 --> 00:23:01.119 Let's see some skating around here! 390 00:23:03.591 --> 00:23:04.626 Yol 391 00:23:05.968 --> 00:23:08.050 all right. All right. 392 00:23:11.307 --> 00:23:12.843 Isn't the architecture great? 393 00:23:12.933 --> 00:23:14.995 I mean, I can see myself getting married in this house. 394 00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:16.429 Sar-bear, I love you, 395 00:23:16.520 --> 00:23:19.887 so I'm gonna tell you this as delicately as possible. 396 00:23:19.982 --> 00:23:21.722 You could do so much better. 397 00:23:22.735 --> 00:23:24.066 I love Blake. 398 00:23:24.153 --> 00:23:26.394 He's amazing. I mean, he's everything... 399 00:23:26.488 --> 00:23:29.446 Listen, whatever you decide, know that I'll always have your back. 400 00:23:29.533 --> 00:23:31.973 I just... I always envisioned your life differently, you know? 401 00:23:32.036 --> 00:23:34.448 Like, more like mine, where I have this job 402 00:23:34.538 --> 00:23:36.683 where I don't do a lot of work, but I make a lot of money? 403 00:23:36.707 --> 00:23:38.163 I know. 404 00:23:38.250 --> 00:23:43.085 - And I know he's the one. - You know? 405 00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:48.383 You know. Just like in college, when you knew that you didn't like girls. 406 00:23:48.469 --> 00:23:50.960 Seriously, don't even right now. 407 00:23:51.055 --> 00:23:54.843 If Blake heard you, he would never stop hounding me for a threesome. 408 00:23:54.934 --> 00:23:56.549 Shit, really? 409 00:23:56.644 --> 00:23:58.384 You know, I'm totally down for that. 410 00:24:03.150 --> 00:24:04.640 Whoa... 411 00:24:06.612 --> 00:24:08.318 Oh, sh... 412 00:24:12.409 --> 00:24:16.243 Hey, skippy. What's up, boy? 413 00:24:18.207 --> 00:24:21.370 Meow. Me... Jesus! 414 00:24:21.460 --> 00:24:24.623 That's not a... fucking cat. Blake! 415 00:24:24.713 --> 00:24:27.079 What the fuck? Blake, there's a... 416 00:24:27.174 --> 00:24:30.132 There's a goddamn muskrat on your porch! 417 00:24:30.219 --> 00:24:31.379 Help, Blake! 418 00:24:35.891 --> 00:24:37.506 I ooks like someone's off the market. 419 00:24:37.601 --> 00:24:40.388 - I mean, you're not married yet. Right? - Yeah. No. 420 00:24:41.438 --> 00:24:43.554 So, what do you say we have one last office fling? 421 00:24:43.649 --> 00:24:45.355 Holy shit. 422 00:24:45.442 --> 00:24:48.809 Uh, I don't... I don't think that we can do that. 423 00:24:48.904 --> 00:24:52.021 - Yeah? Come on. - Know if I should. 424 00:24:52.116 --> 00:24:53.843 - What happened to fun Blake? - No, he's right here. 425 00:24:53.867 --> 00:24:57.826 I'm still super fun, I just, you know, I'm serious with Sarah, and, you know... 426 00:24:57.913 --> 00:24:59.778 - You wanna shred me? - I shouldn't. 427 00:24:59.873 --> 00:25:01.559 You know... hey, hey, hey, let's just pause this, 428 00:25:01.583 --> 00:25:03.119 - take a... - Blakey-Blake! 429 00:25:03.210 --> 00:25:06.543 Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 430 00:25:06.630 --> 00:25:08.066 I'm not... it's not what it looks like. 431 00:25:08.090 --> 00:25:10.126 - I... I know. - Come on. 432 00:25:10.217 --> 00:25:12.629 You're unbuckled, your fly's down. 433 00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:14.155 Look, I don't know how she got fly down. 434 00:25:14.179 --> 00:25:16.386 That was all that happened, it was a misunderstanding. 435 00:25:16.473 --> 00:25:19.715 Bro-man, dude. You have a woman now. 436 00:25:21.311 --> 00:25:23.677 You got me really worried about you. 437 00:25:24.690 --> 00:25:26.090 - I appreciate... - I don't like it. 438 00:25:26.150 --> 00:25:27.150 Got it. 439 00:25:28.068 --> 00:25:29.068 Sorry. 440 00:25:31.113 --> 00:25:32.319 Yep. 441 00:25:32.489 --> 00:25:34.400 Jj 442 00:25:43.792 --> 00:25:44.907 How was everything? 443 00:25:45.002 --> 00:25:47.368 Would you say your spinach was leafy? 444 00:25:47.463 --> 00:25:50.170 Look, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry. 445 00:25:50.257 --> 00:25:52.589 - I've been stressed with work. - Yeah, no, no. 446 00:25:52.676 --> 00:25:55.167 I know. I'm sorry, though, too. 447 00:25:55.262 --> 00:25:57.924 Obviously, I should be more sorry than you. 448 00:25:58.015 --> 00:26:01.599 I mean, the Randy situation is horrible, 449 00:26:01.685 --> 00:26:04.176 but none of that really matters. 450 00:26:04.271 --> 00:26:06.887 This is all that matters. You and me. 451 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.982 - I love you. - I love you, too. 452 00:26:18.368 --> 00:26:19.608 I love you. 453 00:26:19.703 --> 00:26:23.241 And... I want to marry you. 454 00:26:24.583 --> 00:26:28.417 L, um, don't actually have a ring, but I could do that. 455 00:26:29.713 --> 00:26:32.329 I just kind of arrived at this. 456 00:26:33.967 --> 00:26:35.673 This is a mean, mean joke. 457 00:26:35.761 --> 00:26:39.845 No, I'm not joking. I'm so serious. 458 00:26:41.558 --> 00:26:44.925 - You're like for real, real? - Yeah. 459 00:26:45.020 --> 00:26:47.352 We can do it here in this house. 460 00:26:47.439 --> 00:26:50.681 What better way to christen it? 461 00:26:50.776 --> 00:26:52.696 - Don't fuck with me. - I'm not fucking with you. 462 00:26:52.736 --> 00:26:54.422 - You guys, I just needed a can opener. - Jesus. 463 00:26:54.446 --> 00:26:56.216 - Don't have a cap opener. - There is no chance 464 00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:58.276 - you don't have a can opener. - We don't have one. 465 00:26:58.367 --> 00:27:00.762 - Is this a bad time, or...? - This is an extremely bad time. 466 00:27:00.786 --> 00:27:01.696 - Really? - Yeah. 467 00:27:01.787 --> 00:27:03.598 - Did you drop your contact or something? - No, it's more serious than that. 468 00:27:03.622 --> 00:27:06.455 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry, sorry. - Yeah, yeah. 469 00:27:06.542 --> 00:27:08.144 - We're having a moment. - I like you guys, you're cool. 470 00:27:08.168 --> 00:27:11.410 Bev! Beverly! 471 00:27:12.422 --> 00:27:14.879 - Bev! - Yeah? 472 00:27:14.967 --> 00:27:17.299 Come on in here. We're doing the Skype. 473 00:27:17.386 --> 00:27:19.697 - Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie... - Come here, she wants to see you. 474 00:27:19.721 --> 00:27:21.803 - Sarah! - We're getting married! 475 00:27:21.890 --> 00:27:23.676 Wait a minute, what? 476 00:27:23.767 --> 00:27:25.803 Hold on, shush! What did you...? Hold on! 477 00:27:25.894 --> 00:27:27.705 - That's amazing news, sweetheart. - No, no, no, you didn't say... 478 00:27:27.729 --> 00:27:30.766 No, I came home, and he had this amazing dinner laid out, 479 00:27:30.858 --> 00:27:33.565 - and he proposed. - No! Listen... listen to me. 480 00:27:33.652 --> 00:27:35.672 - I'm so excited! - Don't do it! The skateboard boy? 481 00:27:35.696 --> 00:27:37.423 - Yes, yes, skateboard boy. Yes. - Are you insane? 482 00:27:37.447 --> 00:27:38.482 - Listen... - Blake. 483 00:27:38.574 --> 00:27:40.735 Forget what I said. 484 00:27:40.826 --> 00:27:42.532 You absolutely need advice. 485 00:27:42.619 --> 00:27:45.486 I know, dad, dad, dad. Your advice, it was so helpful. 486 00:27:45.581 --> 00:27:46.891 - Don't do it! - It really just, you know, 487 00:27:46.915 --> 00:27:48.155 sealed the deal for us. 488 00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:50.332 - Come home! - I know, I'm so happy! 489 00:27:50.419 --> 00:27:51.829 - It's teriffic! - No, she's not... 490 00:27:52.838 --> 00:27:54.419 Hey-o! 491 00:27:54.506 --> 00:27:55.962 Hi, how's it going? 492 00:27:56.049 --> 00:27:59.337 Blake, Blake! Hi, honey. Congratulations! 493 00:27:59.428 --> 00:28:00.668 Congratulations, honey. 494 00:28:00.762 --> 00:28:02.282 Well, I can't wait to be a part of the family. 495 00:28:02.306 --> 00:28:05.013 - Listen, you... I'm coming over! - Okay. 496 00:28:05.100 --> 00:28:06.411 They're going to be a married couple in no time. 497 00:28:06.435 --> 00:28:07.845 We'll put some champagne on ice. 498 00:28:10.397 --> 00:28:13.560 Hm. I think that went pretty well. 499 00:28:13.650 --> 00:28:15.732 I do. Yeah. I think it went really well. 500 00:28:30.167 --> 00:28:33.910 Yeah! 501 00:28:42.679 --> 00:28:46.046 What's up, boo? What's up, boo? 502 00:28:53.023 --> 00:28:54.809 What's up, man? 503 00:28:54.900 --> 00:28:56.936 Hey, what's up, sweetie? 504 00:29:19.174 --> 00:29:20.414 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 505 00:29:30.435 --> 00:29:31.766 - Blake. - Hm? 506 00:29:31.853 --> 00:29:33.844 Blake, he's throwing a fucking party out there. 507 00:29:33.939 --> 00:29:34.939 I'm calling the cops. 508 00:29:35.023 --> 00:29:37.480 Wait, wait. No, no, no, don't. Don't call the cops. 509 00:29:37.567 --> 00:29:39.853 He's, like... he's a nice guy. He's fine. 510 00:29:39.945 --> 00:29:42.357 Well, are you gonna go out there and deal with it then? 511 00:29:42.447 --> 00:29:45.405 Yes. Yes, I am. 512 00:29:46.952 --> 00:29:48.738 - And I'm gonna shut it down. - Great. 513 00:29:48.829 --> 00:29:50.911 You go out there, shut it down. 514 00:29:50.998 --> 00:29:52.989 I'm taking an Ambien, and I'm going to sleep. 515 00:29:53.083 --> 00:29:55.243 - I need to be up in four hours. - Great. Great, great. 516 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:03.586 Hey, Randy. What the hell are you doing? 517 00:30:03.677 --> 00:30:05.822 - Oh, hey, Blake. - You gotta shut this down, right now. 518 00:30:05.846 --> 00:30:07.198 No, no, not 'til you get a shish kabob. 519 00:30:07.222 --> 00:30:08.574 Hey, Benny, give him a shish kabob. 520 00:30:08.598 --> 00:30:09.867 - Try one. - I don't want a shish kabob. 521 00:30:09.891 --> 00:30:12.203 - That's rude, dude. - It's not rude. This is rude. 522 00:30:12.227 --> 00:30:13.842 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What is this, man? 523 00:30:13.937 --> 00:30:15.373 Well, I gotta introduce you. Everybody. 524 00:30:15.397 --> 00:30:16.978 - No. - Everybody listen up here, okay? 525 00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:18.896 This is Blake. This is his house. 526 00:30:18.984 --> 00:30:20.565 And I just want everybody to know. 527 00:30:20.652 --> 00:30:22.839 He's our friend. He's our friend. He's our friend. 528 00:30:22.863 --> 00:30:24.694 Dudes, say it. 529 00:30:24.781 --> 00:30:27.614 He's our friend. He's our friend. He's our friend. 530 00:30:27.701 --> 00:30:30.534 All right, man. Sarah's had enough, I've had enough. 531 00:30:30.620 --> 00:30:32.531 You gotta go, man. This is bad shit. 532 00:30:32.622 --> 00:30:34.600 I've already given everyone the three-minute warning. 533 00:30:34.624 --> 00:30:36.080 - Right, you guys? - Yeah! 534 00:30:36.168 --> 00:30:37.168 I don't care... 535 00:30:37.210 --> 00:30:39.667 Do you know where I can get a straw for my Coca? 536 00:30:39.755 --> 00:30:41.711 No, I don't know where you can get a straw... 537 00:30:41.798 --> 00:30:43.038 Can you put a top on, please? 538 00:30:43.133 --> 00:30:45.249 - What the... - You little pussy bitch. 539 00:30:45.344 --> 00:30:46.863 - Man, Blake! - Pussy bitch? I'm respecting... 540 00:30:46.887 --> 00:30:48.287 Girl, you better not put no top on. 541 00:30:48.347 --> 00:30:50.338 Man, Blake, why you acting like a little bitch? 542 00:30:50.432 --> 00:30:52.035 I'm not acting... I'm not... 543 00:30:52.059 --> 00:30:53.578 - Don't laugh at that. - Take the shot, 544 00:30:53.602 --> 00:30:55.092 poured especially for you. 545 00:30:55.187 --> 00:30:57.052 Have a good time. Enjoy life, man. 546 00:30:57.147 --> 00:30:59.513 - Come on! Let's go... - Don't strike me! 547 00:30:59.608 --> 00:31:03.772 Dude, you said you used to fucking party a long time ago. Now's your time. 548 00:31:03.862 --> 00:31:07.070 All right, if I do one shot, will you guys all just please leave? 549 00:31:09.034 --> 00:31:10.899 Absolutely. Absolutely, we're gone. 550 00:31:10.994 --> 00:31:13.201 We're gone. Spatch, spatch. Go, go, just drink it. 551 00:31:13.288 --> 00:31:14.682 - Spatch, spatch, go, go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 552 00:31:14.706 --> 00:31:17.163 I'm with you. Maybe. 553 00:31:17.250 --> 00:31:18.436 All right, all right, here we go. 554 00:31:18.460 --> 00:31:19.791 Really, for real, for real. 555 00:31:21.505 --> 00:31:24.087 To Blake! 556 00:31:24.174 --> 00:31:26.335 Whoa, look at the hairs... 557 00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:27.695 - All right, Blake. - Wait, wait. One more. 558 00:31:27.719 --> 00:31:28.999 - Stop. No. - One more, one more. 559 00:31:29.054 --> 00:31:30.760 Yes, yes. One more, one more, one more. 560 00:31:30.847 --> 00:31:33.054 Blake, Blake, Blake... 561 00:31:33.141 --> 00:31:35.473 - One more, one more. - All right, two and that's it! 562 00:31:39.231 --> 00:31:40.892 Get out of here. 563 00:31:40.982 --> 00:31:42.563 - It's so bad. - Whoo! 564 00:31:42.651 --> 00:31:44.767 - Why is it so bad? - It's so good! 565 00:32:00.877 --> 00:32:02.458 I love pussy. 566 00:32:12.347 --> 00:32:14.338 Jj 567 00:33:17.037 --> 00:33:18.743 What's going on here? 568 00:33:19.748 --> 00:33:20.954 Oh, there we go. Right there. 569 00:33:21.041 --> 00:33:23.157 Hey. Hey. You the homeowner? 570 00:33:23.251 --> 00:33:25.146 No, no, no, I live in the guest house in the back. 571 00:33:25.170 --> 00:33:27.064 - You throwing this party? - No, no, no, I'm in the back. 572 00:33:27.088 --> 00:33:28.691 I'm in the guest house. I'm actually moving out soon. 573 00:33:28.715 --> 00:33:29.715 Guest house? 574 00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:31.736 Yeah, I'm looking for a roommate, if you know anyone. 575 00:33:31.760 --> 00:33:33.796 You know anyone off...? 576 00:33:33.887 --> 00:33:35.448 You know, it's funny you should say that. 577 00:33:35.472 --> 00:33:37.588 'Cause my uncle has this building in the area, but... 578 00:33:37.682 --> 00:33:39.764 Holy shit, I gotta give you my number. 579 00:33:39.851 --> 00:33:42.183 - What do you think? - Ah. 580 00:33:42.270 --> 00:33:45.137 Yo, let me get your beer. A beer. Whiskey, beer. 581 00:33:47.442 --> 00:33:48.978 - Oh, god, I wish I could. - Oh, man. 582 00:33:49.069 --> 00:33:50.171 I'm on duty. I can't be drinking on duty. 583 00:33:50.195 --> 00:33:52.777 Copy, copy. You... 584 00:33:52.864 --> 00:33:54.008 You know, I have to tell you something. 585 00:33:54.032 --> 00:33:56.569 You police officers are very much underappreciated. 586 00:33:56.660 --> 00:33:59.743 I think you guys are fucking awesome. I think you got a bad rap. 587 00:33:59.829 --> 00:34:01.410 - Sweet hug? Come in. - Well... 588 00:34:01.498 --> 00:34:02.498 Come on. 589 00:34:02.541 --> 00:34:03.951 No one ever hugs police officers. 590 00:34:04.042 --> 00:34:05.077 That's true. 591 00:34:06.127 --> 00:34:08.709 Oh, this... that feels good. 592 00:34:10.048 --> 00:34:11.568 - You're so stupid, get off me. - Yeah. 593 00:34:13.343 --> 00:34:14.403 - Stupid... - That's fuckin'... 594 00:34:14.427 --> 00:34:17.419 I knew we were supposed to be together. We're a team, man. 595 00:34:17.514 --> 00:34:20.051 What's your name? Officer Ford. 596 00:34:20.141 --> 00:34:21.472 - No. - Officer Ford. 597 00:34:21.560 --> 00:34:22.891 Officer Ford, stop that. 598 00:34:22.978 --> 00:34:25.344 - Carl. - Holy shit, first name basis. 599 00:34:25.438 --> 00:34:27.208 - What your name? - My name's Randy. 600 00:34:27.232 --> 00:34:28.642 - Randy? - Yeah, Randy cockfield. 601 00:34:28.733 --> 00:34:30.269 - Randy cockfield? - Yeah. 602 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:32.255 'Cause when I'm in the field I give the girls my what? 603 00:34:32.279 --> 00:34:34.144 - That... come on. - You can say it. 604 00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:35.679 - No, I'm on duty. - Come on, say it. 605 00:34:35.740 --> 00:34:36.855 Cock. 606 00:34:38.702 --> 00:34:41.034 - One more hug, one more hug! - Ah, come on. 607 00:34:52.799 --> 00:34:54.130 Yeah, that's great. 608 00:34:56.845 --> 00:34:59.525 It's just not cool, I mean, like, it's fun and stuff. 609 00:34:59.556 --> 00:35:00.796 I don't wanna leave. 610 00:35:00.890 --> 00:35:03.494 - You know, I wanna stay back there. - I get it. It's a nice neighborhood. 611 00:35:03.518 --> 00:35:06.430 Yeah, and it's very comfortable, so it's like I don't wanna move out. 612 00:35:06.521 --> 00:35:07.748 - You know what I mean? - Hey, sir! 613 00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:08.772 Whoa. 614 00:35:08.815 --> 00:35:11.056 I need you to evacuate the premises immediately. 615 00:35:11.151 --> 00:35:12.253 This party has been shut down. 616 00:35:12.277 --> 00:35:14.518 Oh, this is, uh... This is actually my house. 617 00:35:14.613 --> 00:35:17.320 - Oh. Oh, this is your house? - Yeah. 618 00:35:18.533 --> 00:35:20.069 Yeah. 619 00:35:20.160 --> 00:35:24.529 Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. renner. Now the folks around here 620 00:35:24.623 --> 00:35:28.286 consider underage drinking and disturbing the peace... 621 00:35:28.376 --> 00:35:29.661 Not cool. 622 00:35:29.753 --> 00:35:31.084 - And? - Illegal. 623 00:35:31.171 --> 00:35:32.752 - Illegal! - Unbelievable. 624 00:35:32.839 --> 00:35:35.251 - Illegal, huh? - Yeah. 625 00:35:35.342 --> 00:35:36.673 - Illegal. - Okay. 626 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.716 - All right. - Goddamn, you smell good, too. 627 00:35:38.803 --> 00:35:40.323 - Get him away from me. - Why you smell so good? 628 00:35:40.347 --> 00:35:41.741 - I shower regularly. - 'Cause he's 3 little... 629 00:35:41.765 --> 00:35:44.046 - What kind of man smells this good? - I shower regularly. 630 00:35:44.100 --> 00:35:45.202 What kinda man smells this good?! 631 00:35:45.226 --> 00:35:47.182 Follow me on my social media platforms, officer. 632 00:35:47.270 --> 00:35:48.510 What is it? 633 00:35:48.605 --> 00:35:50.333 - Uh, @therandycockfield. - Therandycockfield. 634 00:35:50.357 --> 00:35:52.723 Dispatch, I got ahother asshole comin' in. 635 00:35:52.817 --> 00:35:55.308 No way that call went in. There's no way you talked... 636 00:35:55.403 --> 00:35:58.065 Literally and figuratively, I got an asshole coming in. 637 00:35:59.658 --> 00:36:01.068 Please, pick up. 638 00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:02.990 Come on. 639 00:36:14.547 --> 00:36:17.380 Hope you have a nice stay tonight. 640 00:36:19.386 --> 00:36:21.342 Just let me know if you need anything. 641 00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:22.589 What? 642 00:36:22.681 --> 00:36:24.592 Come with me, I'm gonna show you to your room. 643 00:36:24.683 --> 00:36:26.423 Okay. 644 00:36:26.518 --> 00:36:28.383 He seems cool. He'll be cool. 645 00:36:28.478 --> 00:36:29.718 Oh, god! 646 00:36:33.483 --> 00:36:35.565 Be sure to call the front desk if you need anything. 647 00:36:46.538 --> 00:36:48.529 Blake, what the hell happened to our backyard? 648 00:36:48.623 --> 00:36:51.490 I don't know where you are, but you're not here. 649 00:36:51.584 --> 00:36:53.729 I've got the girls coming over to try on their dresses, 650 00:36:53.753 --> 00:36:57.245 and you know what? I... I don't know. I don't... 651 00:36:57.340 --> 00:37:00.207 I don't know if I can go through with this wedding anymore. 652 00:37:00.301 --> 00:37:02.917 I even knocked on Randy's fucking door. 653 00:37:03.096 --> 00:37:05.007 Jj 654 00:37:06.391 --> 00:37:08.598 What happened? What is this? 655 00:37:08.685 --> 00:37:10.892 Somebody put dicks everywhere. 656 00:37:11.896 --> 00:37:16.856 Some asshole turned our entire property into a bag of dicks. 657 00:37:19.696 --> 00:37:21.152 Blake... 658 00:37:22.574 --> 00:37:24.064 Where are you? 659 00:37:27.162 --> 00:37:29.153 Jj 660 00:37:35.837 --> 00:37:37.577 I don't even know where he is. 661 00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:40.459 What if he's, like, dead in a ditch somewhere? 662 00:37:40.550 --> 00:37:43.667 I don't know, maybe he got scared and just left me. 663 00:37:43.762 --> 00:37:45.844 I'd call that a good fuckin' day. 664 00:37:45.930 --> 00:37:48.387 There's a shit ton of dicks in your backyard. 665 00:37:48.475 --> 00:37:49.760 I'd say that's a bad omen. 666 00:37:49.851 --> 00:37:53.014 There aren't that many dicks. 667 00:37:53.104 --> 00:37:56.096 You can fix this. It's not that bad. 668 00:37:56.191 --> 00:37:58.807 Eh, it's a dick-splosion. 669 00:37:58.902 --> 00:38:00.517 I don't know, I always liked Blake. 670 00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:03.399 He's like one of those good guys. He'll be back. 671 00:38:03.490 --> 00:38:05.902 Sometimes I feel like I'm pushing him, 672 00:38:05.992 --> 00:38:08.654 - and maybe this isn't... - I'm just gonna call it how it is. 673 00:38:08.745 --> 00:38:10.701 You need to toss that boy out like a used tampon. 674 00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:12.433 - Ew, what is wrong with you? - Jesus, Taylor. 675 00:38:12.457 --> 00:38:14.948 I'm serious. You can do so much better than him. 676 00:38:15.043 --> 00:38:19.753 - Blake is a fucking... - Cocksucker, crusty, dumb motherfuck. 677 00:38:19.839 --> 00:38:20.839 Blake?! 678 00:38:20.882 --> 00:38:22.213 - L... - Blake, are you okay? 679 00:38:22.300 --> 00:38:23.790 I'm fine. 680 00:38:23.885 --> 00:38:25.841 What do you mean, fine? What does fine mean? 681 00:38:25.929 --> 00:38:27.948 - Where've you been? - Get out here, you fucking piece of shit! 682 00:38:27.972 --> 00:38:30.075 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 683 00:38:30.099 --> 00:38:31.760 Warriors! 684 00:38:31.851 --> 00:38:33.245 - Huh? - You got me fucking arrested! 685 00:38:33.269 --> 00:38:35.225 - No, you got you arrested. - Arrested? 686 00:38:35.313 --> 00:38:36.849 - Yes. - I'll explain in a second. 687 00:38:36.940 --> 00:38:39.585 If you think about it, Blake, none of this shit is actually my fault. 688 00:38:39.609 --> 00:38:42.225 What are you talking about, you fucking psycho? 689 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:43.901 You burned down my gazebo! 690 00:38:43.988 --> 00:38:47.196 No. Look, you burned down your gazebo. Okay, right, dick face? 691 00:38:47.283 --> 00:38:48.928 Blake, were you partying with Randy last night? 692 00:38:48.952 --> 00:38:50.930 - Yes, he was getting fucking wasted. - No, no. Shut the fuck up. 693 00:38:50.954 --> 00:38:53.195 - No, I was not. I was not. - Really? Not shit. 694 00:38:53.289 --> 00:38:55.405 - Fuckin' loser zero. - He's lying. 695 00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:57.520 - That's not true. I was not. - Oh, really, it wasn't? 696 00:38:57.544 --> 00:39:00.502 I can honestly say I wasn't fucking partying with you. Yeah. 697 00:39:00.588 --> 00:39:02.795 Oh, you're fucking done now, dude. Look at that. 698 00:39:02.882 --> 00:39:05.339 Huh? 699 00:39:05.426 --> 00:39:08.042 I am the god of cock fire! 700 00:39:08.137 --> 00:39:11.379 Who's that? Who's that, Blake? Jesus Christ! That's you. 701 00:39:11.474 --> 00:39:12.805 Oh, my fucking god. 702 00:39:13.810 --> 00:39:15.037 That's being shown out of context. 703 00:39:15.061 --> 00:39:16.789 How is it taken out of context? Tell her. 704 00:39:16.813 --> 00:39:20.180 It's not like that, I... I got a little drunk. 705 00:39:20.275 --> 00:39:22.891 Just stop, just stop, just stop talking. 706 00:39:22.986 --> 00:39:24.672 - Done. Done, done, done. - I can't! 707 00:39:24.696 --> 00:39:26.136 I can't do this. 708 00:39:26.948 --> 00:39:29.948 It looks like you have a lot more to worry about than me, motherfucker, huh? 709 00:39:29.993 --> 00:39:34.953 Princess Sarah is pi-i-i-issed. 710 00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:36.725 Which means you ain't gettin' no pussy tonight. 711 00:39:36.749 --> 00:39:39.707 Shut the fuck up, all right?! We just wanted a house! 712 00:39:39.794 --> 00:39:42.251 We went and looked at 17 houses, 713 00:39:42.338 --> 00:39:45.330 and we found this one, and finally Sarah was happy, 714 00:39:45.425 --> 00:39:48.462 and so was I, and then fucking you! 715 00:39:49.888 --> 00:39:52.800 Well, I guess... 716 00:39:52.891 --> 00:39:55.691 You're not my friend, you're not my friend, you're not my friend, dude. 717 00:39:55.768 --> 00:39:57.224 Shut the fuck... 718 00:39:58.229 --> 00:40:00.220 Jj 719 00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:23.022 Oh, my god. 720 00:40:23.046 --> 00:40:25.128 Yeah, yeah. You know what underage drinking 721 00:40:25.214 --> 00:40:28.547 and assault and battery have in common, renner? 722 00:40:28.635 --> 00:40:29.966 They're both illegal. 723 00:40:30.053 --> 00:40:31.543 - That's right! - Illegal! 724 00:40:31.638 --> 00:40:33.344 - Hey! Are you okay? - Oh, my god. 725 00:40:33.431 --> 00:40:35.046 - No. - I can't believe you hit Randy. 726 00:40:35.141 --> 00:40:36.426 L... he drugged me. 727 00:40:36.517 --> 00:40:38.132 You know what? Apologize to Randy. 728 00:40:38.227 --> 00:40:39.637 - Yeah. - Apologize! 729 00:40:39.729 --> 00:40:41.040 - I will not apologize. - Tell him to kiss me. 730 00:40:41.064 --> 00:40:42.144 Yeah, kiss Randy. 731 00:40:42.231 --> 00:40:44.062 Go ahead, go ahead! Go ahead! 732 00:40:44.150 --> 00:40:46.482 - What the fuck?! You're gonna kiss him? - I don't know! 733 00:40:46.569 --> 00:40:47.809 You're a piece of shit, man! 734 00:40:47.904 --> 00:40:49.423 He was gonna kiss me. You're a piece of shit! 735 00:40:49.447 --> 00:40:52.610 I can't believe this, I'm back here again with you trust fund kids. 736 00:40:52.700 --> 00:40:53.815 I'm not a trust fund kid. 737 00:40:53.910 --> 00:40:57.118 Yeah, like you can afford this. Just sit there and shut the fuck up. 738 00:40:57.205 --> 00:40:59.742 - Thank you. - Oh, my god. I'm so sorry, Randy. 739 00:40:59.832 --> 00:41:02.289 - My head hurts. - Did he hit you good? 740 00:41:02.377 --> 00:41:03.913 Yeah, he punched me under there, 741 00:41:04.003 --> 00:41:05.994 and I was on my dating app, chubby chasers, 742 00:41:06.089 --> 00:41:08.009 I was looking for some babes, and this fucking... 743 00:41:08.091 --> 00:41:10.582 - I'm on chubby chasers. - No, really? 744 00:41:10.677 --> 00:41:12.338 - I love big bitches, man! - Oh, my god! 745 00:41:14.847 --> 00:41:16.408 - Have you... have you met anybody? - Can we go? 746 00:41:16.432 --> 00:41:17.797 - Hey! Hey! - Yeah, yeah... 747 00:41:17.892 --> 00:41:20.304 Hey, I'm the captain now. 748 00:41:21.813 --> 00:41:24.099 We should watch that. Movie night. 749 00:41:25.108 --> 00:41:26.769 - All right, Randy. - Thank you, officer. 750 00:41:26.859 --> 00:41:29.225 - This is war. - Carl, take care. 751 00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:33.563 Shut your fucking face. 752 00:41:33.658 --> 00:41:34.898 - Okay? - Right. Great. Yeah. 753 00:41:34.993 --> 00:41:36.529 Just sit back and shut up. 754 00:41:36.619 --> 00:41:39.031 I know your type! I fucking hate you! 755 00:41:40.248 --> 00:41:42.534 Dammit. I gotta take this motherfuckin'... 756 00:41:42.625 --> 00:41:44.311 - You're lucky I didn't get this out. - Yeah. 757 00:41:44.335 --> 00:41:45.335 Beat your ass with this. 758 00:41:45.503 --> 00:41:47.223 Well, here's your belongings. 759 00:41:48.339 --> 00:41:51.376 I need you to sign... Right here. 760 00:41:54.804 --> 00:41:57.921 - When can we expect to see you again? - Never again. 761 00:41:59.350 --> 00:42:01.215 Fantastic. 762 00:42:01.310 --> 00:42:02.800 We'll keep the same room for ya. 763 00:42:02.895 --> 00:42:04.635 I'll get you a good roommate. 764 00:42:05.648 --> 00:42:07.229 Really nice. 765 00:42:07.316 --> 00:42:08.556 Okay, all right. Terrific. 766 00:42:08.651 --> 00:42:10.858 Look, I'm really sorry about all this dumb shit. 767 00:42:10.945 --> 00:42:13.061 Lying to you, partying, Randy. 768 00:42:13.156 --> 00:42:14.646 Look, Blake, it's not about Randy. 769 00:42:14.741 --> 00:42:17.052 It's about you and your behavior. This really has gotta stop. 770 00:42:17.076 --> 00:42:19.112 Well, well, well. 771 00:42:19.203 --> 00:42:21.444 We meet again, Mr. renner. 772 00:42:23.082 --> 00:42:24.562 Look, I'm just getting out right now. 773 00:42:24.625 --> 00:42:26.865 - Good to see you again. - So if you'll just let us go... 774 00:42:27.754 --> 00:42:30.917 I'm actually here to serve you with a restraining order 775 00:42:31.007 --> 00:42:33.919 on behalf of one Mr. Randy cockfield. 776 00:42:34.010 --> 00:42:36.797 That's gotta be a mistake. I mean, it's-it's our house. 777 00:42:36.888 --> 00:42:39.379 We-we paid for it. We don't even have 3 lease with him on it. 778 00:42:39.474 --> 00:42:43.763 Ma'am, I understand that, but this is about Mr. renner's assault, 779 00:42:43.853 --> 00:42:46.515 his temper, his anger issues. 780 00:42:46.606 --> 00:42:48.767 I am... this has to be a joke. 781 00:42:48.858 --> 00:42:50.268 There's no joke here, okay? 782 00:42:50.359 --> 00:42:55.319 You are no longer allowed to be within 100 feet of Mr. cockfield. 783 00:42:55.406 --> 00:42:59.524 You may not contact him verbally or by the Internet. 784 00:42:59.619 --> 00:43:00.804 I mean, is there anything we can do? 785 00:43:00.828 --> 00:43:04.446 You can contact the city, but the laws for tenants are pretty strict. 786 00:43:04.540 --> 00:43:06.826 He's not a tenant! He's a squatter! 787 00:43:06.918 --> 00:43:10.081 How am I supposed to keep 100 feet away from him in my own house? 788 00:43:10.171 --> 00:43:12.036 Good luck, bye. 789 00:43:12.131 --> 00:43:13.211 Good bye. 790 00:43:13.299 --> 00:43:15.005 - Sergeant. - Good bye. 791 00:43:15.093 --> 00:43:19.257 - Why is everyone here like this? - Don't, don't, don't. You're fucked. 792 00:43:34.278 --> 00:43:36.485 It is so on, you bitch! 793 00:43:36.572 --> 00:43:41.032 Mm... Blake, I thought you were my friend, but I guess not. 794 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:42.279 What did you say? 795 00:43:42.370 --> 00:43:46.659 I said you... Have skinny bony bitches. 796 00:43:46.749 --> 00:43:47.955 That's it. That's all from me. 797 00:43:48.042 --> 00:43:49.748 I just want to stand and stare tonight. 798 00:43:49.836 --> 00:43:52.418 - Go back inside you little... - I interrupted the whole flow. 799 00:43:52.505 --> 00:43:54.962 I can't believe I let you come here and suck my dick pipe. 800 00:43:55.049 --> 00:43:58.962 That dick pipe is a gross exaggeration of what you're working with, my man. 801 00:43:59.053 --> 00:44:02.420 Yeah, what the fuck ever, you little waspy bitch. 802 00:44:03.558 --> 00:44:06.265 You stay on your side, and I'll stay on my side. 803 00:44:06.352 --> 00:44:09.435 Warriors, come out and play. 804 00:44:09.522 --> 00:44:11.979 They're all my side. 805 00:44:12.066 --> 00:44:13.647 - Good night. - Good night. 806 00:44:13.734 --> 00:44:15.065 Go back to marin county. 807 00:44:18.281 --> 00:44:20.272 Jj 808 00:44:29.959 --> 00:44:32.621 No. I'm kicking him out. This is war. 809 00:44:32.712 --> 00:44:35.078 Don't start this. I can't handle the stress. 810 00:44:35.173 --> 00:44:37.334 What, and let him walk all over us? No fuckin' way! 811 00:44:37.425 --> 00:44:38.944 I'm serious, I don't like this side of you. 812 00:44:38.968 --> 00:44:41.004 Well, you haven't seen anything yet. 813 00:44:41.095 --> 00:44:42.960 - Thank you very much. - What are you doing? 814 00:44:49.478 --> 00:44:51.343 Dance with me, dude! 815 00:44:51.439 --> 00:44:55.102 Dance with me, dude! You're my friend, dude. 816 00:45:00.323 --> 00:45:04.066 Benny, dude! Dance with me, dude! 817 00:45:05.244 --> 00:45:06.700 - Randy. - What? 818 00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:09.016 - I think I'm gonna go, dude. - No, no, no, just stay. Stay. 819 00:45:09.040 --> 00:45:12.783 - Yo, can I put my clothes back on? - No, no, no. Keep your clothes off. 820 00:45:12.877 --> 00:45:14.617 Just... and read the book. 821 00:45:16.380 --> 00:45:18.871 This book's in Latin, bro. I can't read Latin. 822 00:45:21.135 --> 00:45:23.877 - Are you happy? - No. No. 823 00:45:23.971 --> 00:45:25.962 Oh, shit. 824 00:45:29.352 --> 00:45:30.996 - What the fuck happened? - He'll be gone in a few days. 825 00:45:31.020 --> 00:45:33.165 - What's he gonna do without power? - Why did the power go off? 826 00:45:33.189 --> 00:45:34.725 I don't like this. 827 00:45:34.815 --> 00:45:36.055 Come on. What? 828 00:45:36.150 --> 00:45:38.061 No one says I have to pay for his electricity. 829 00:45:39.153 --> 00:45:40.984 He's fucked. 830 00:45:53.042 --> 00:45:55.283 What the fuck is that? 831 00:45:55.378 --> 00:45:57.744 It sounds like a helicopter's out there. 832 00:46:02.927 --> 00:46:05.384 Cutting off the power's amateur hour, huh? 833 00:46:05.471 --> 00:46:06.961 I fucking hate this guy. 834 00:46:07.056 --> 00:46:09.547 I'm too powerful for you, bro. 835 00:46:09.642 --> 00:46:11.257 Too motherfucking strong. 836 00:46:11.352 --> 00:46:13.263 Look at that shit. 837 00:46:14.397 --> 00:46:16.353 This is my side, that's your side. 838 00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:18.556 You stay over there, little pussy. 839 00:46:18.651 --> 00:46:20.141 Who's got some beer, huh? 840 00:46:26.867 --> 00:46:31.736 Hey, Benny! Randy can wobble, but he can't what? 841 00:46:31.831 --> 00:46:35.289 - He can't fall down! - That's fantastic, bro. 842 00:46:35.376 --> 00:46:37.207 - Yeah. - Hey, can I leave? 843 00:46:37.295 --> 00:46:39.160 No, no, no, no. No, no, dude! 844 00:46:39.255 --> 00:46:41.371 What the fuck, bro? 845 00:46:41.465 --> 00:46:42.796 Arr... 846 00:46:45.136 --> 00:46:47.127 Jj 847 00:47:56.040 --> 00:47:58.840 Looks like all we got left is the interview, and then the launch party, 848 00:47:58.918 --> 00:48:00.687 and we should be... We should be squared away. 849 00:48:00.711 --> 00:48:02.997 - Are you okay, blakey? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 850 00:48:03.089 --> 00:48:05.125 - You sweating like a fuckin' pig, homes. - Mm... 851 00:48:06.133 --> 00:48:08.044 Did you jog to work today or something? 852 00:48:08.135 --> 00:48:09.215 No. Regular day. 853 00:48:09.303 --> 00:48:11.544 Holy shit! 854 00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:13.630 Jj 855 00:48:20.231 --> 00:48:22.222 Jj 856 00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:34.575 That's hot. 857 00:48:41.377 --> 00:48:42.937 Someone's looking all hot and bothered. 858 00:48:58.436 --> 00:48:59.436 Hello. 859 00:49:01.647 --> 00:49:05.185 Oh... oh, hi. Hi, ma'am. I have your package. 860 00:49:05.276 --> 00:49:07.767 - You got a package for me? - Yes. 861 00:49:07.862 --> 00:49:09.352 It's a package. That's my job. 862 00:49:09.447 --> 00:49:10.937 You don't wanna deliver your package? 863 00:49:11.031 --> 00:49:12.987 Oh, my god! This is... Is this really happening? 864 00:49:13.075 --> 00:49:17.489 Wait, is this really happening? This is really happening! 865 00:49:17.580 --> 00:49:20.242 Yay! 866 00:49:20.332 --> 00:49:24.120 Yay! Yay! 867 00:49:24.211 --> 00:49:26.418 What do I do? What do I do? 868 00:49:26.505 --> 00:49:27.790 - Yeah. - There we go. 869 00:49:27.882 --> 00:49:29.622 I think this... Can we do it this way? 870 00:49:29.717 --> 00:49:30.752 Does this work? 871 00:49:30.843 --> 00:49:34.256 That feels good. That's good for my back. 872 00:49:34.346 --> 00:49:37.179 All right, that's good. I gotta go back to work. 873 00:49:37.266 --> 00:49:39.382 - Yeah! - To deliver some packages. 874 00:49:39.477 --> 00:49:40.967 Please, get the fuck off me! 875 00:49:41.061 --> 00:49:43.598 I have a job! Ma'am, I have a job. 876 00:49:43.689 --> 00:49:44.849 Yeah, you do. 877 00:49:44.940 --> 00:49:46.601 Here's the fun Blake I know. 878 00:49:46.692 --> 00:49:49.024 Oh, yeah. Oh, my god, what is this material? 879 00:49:49.111 --> 00:49:51.602 It's like rayon, or some poly-cotton or something? 880 00:49:51.697 --> 00:49:54.609 It's amazing. I wish the whole world was this fabric. 881 00:49:54.700 --> 00:49:56.486 Wait, are you on Molly or something? 882 00:49:56.577 --> 00:49:59.319 Molly? No, no, no. I would never even be able to get my... 883 00:49:59.413 --> 00:50:00.573 Oh, my god. 884 00:50:00.664 --> 00:50:02.267 - I'm so... no, this is bad. - Wait. What? 885 00:50:02.291 --> 00:50:05.187 I... this is great. You're great, you're so great, but I have to go. I'm on drugs. 886 00:50:05.211 --> 00:50:06.271 - Blake. - No, no, I'm on drugs. 887 00:50:06.295 --> 00:50:07.455 I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 888 00:50:07.546 --> 00:50:10.162 - Hello? - Sarah, we've been drugged. 889 00:50:11.550 --> 00:50:13.757 - What? - I think that asshole... 890 00:50:13.844 --> 00:50:16.961 Never mind, just don't go out of the house and don't drink the water. 891 00:50:17.056 --> 00:50:19.047 Just go to the bedroom, I'll be right there. 892 00:50:19.141 --> 00:50:21.723 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. 893 00:50:21.810 --> 00:50:24.552 - What's the matter? - You gotta... you gotta... you gotta go. 894 00:50:24.647 --> 00:50:26.458 - Is that family? - You gotta go. No, you gotta go. 895 00:50:26.482 --> 00:50:28.293 - Is there a family problem? - Uh-uh, you gotta go. 896 00:50:28.317 --> 00:50:30.273 - No, no... I don't... - You gotta go, come on. 897 00:50:30.361 --> 00:50:32.192 - No, I don't wanna go. - You gotta go. 898 00:50:32.279 --> 00:50:34.007 - I don't wanna go! - You gotta go! 899 00:50:34.031 --> 00:50:35.031 Oh, my god! 900 00:50:35.115 --> 00:50:37.106 Jj 901 00:50:54.927 --> 00:50:56.007 Yes! 902 00:51:15.614 --> 00:51:18.105 - Blake... Blake? - Hm? 903 00:51:20.244 --> 00:51:24.032 - What the actual fuck? - Whoa. I'm late for work. 904 00:51:24.123 --> 00:51:25.238 I'm late for work. 905 00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:29.916 - Hi. - Sorry. 906 00:51:37.845 --> 00:51:40.712 Whoa! Hey, hi. I was just checking over... 907 00:51:40.806 --> 00:51:42.421 - Blake, you got a minute? - Yeah, yeah. 908 00:51:42.516 --> 00:51:43.952 I got a... yeah, yeah, I got a minute. 909 00:51:43.976 --> 00:51:46.456 We've known each other a while, right? You consider us friends? 910 00:51:46.520 --> 00:51:48.181 Yeah. Yeah, you and me, we're friends. 911 00:51:48.272 --> 00:51:51.059 And friends can be honest with each other? 912 00:51:51.150 --> 00:51:54.108 Yeah. Honesty is the bedrock... 913 00:51:54.194 --> 00:51:56.150 Can I tell you something honestly? 914 00:51:56.238 --> 00:51:59.856 - Yeah, please. - You are fucking fired. 915 00:52:03.370 --> 00:52:04.780 What happened? 916 00:52:04.872 --> 00:52:07.363 That walking foreskin got me fired. 917 00:52:07.458 --> 00:52:10.450 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Do not hit him again. 918 00:52:10.544 --> 00:52:12.147 I'm not gonna hit him. I'm not even gonna touch him. 919 00:52:12.171 --> 00:52:14.958 I'm just gonna lightly, lightly pummel him until he's dead. 920 00:52:15.049 --> 00:52:18.291 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Listen to me, listen to me, okay? 921 00:52:18.385 --> 00:52:19.821 It's not worth it. We talked about this. 922 00:52:19.845 --> 00:52:21.381 You were gonna leave your job anyways, 923 00:52:21.472 --> 00:52:23.617 so, you know, I can float us until you find something else. 924 00:52:23.641 --> 00:52:25.927 - That's not the point. - It's not worth it. Let it go. 925 00:52:26.018 --> 00:52:27.428 We'll get through this, okay? 926 00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:29.331 The wedding party's coming tomorrow night for dinner, 927 00:52:29.355 --> 00:52:31.249 and I do not need this crazy on top of all the other crazy. 928 00:52:31.273 --> 00:52:33.264 I cannot let him get away with this. 929 00:52:33.359 --> 00:52:35.850 Wait, wait, wait, wait, just listen to me. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 930 00:52:35.944 --> 00:52:37.584 Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath in. 931 00:52:40.032 --> 00:52:41.897 Let it go, just relax, babe. 932 00:52:42.910 --> 00:52:45.151 He's not worth it. He's not worth it, okay? 933 00:52:46.246 --> 00:52:47.702 What if, um... 934 00:52:47.790 --> 00:52:50.873 What if we go take a really nice deep bath, and soak, 935 00:52:50.959 --> 00:52:53.701 and I'll get some epsom salts, and we can just talk it out. Yeah? 936 00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:56.620 Okay. That'd be great. 937 00:52:56.715 --> 00:52:58.671 - Yeah? Okay. - Mm-hmm. That'd be really great. 938 00:52:58.759 --> 00:53:00.374 - Thank you. - Okay. 939 00:53:08.769 --> 00:53:12.102 No job is actually an advantage. 940 00:53:12.189 --> 00:53:14.555 It means you have all the time in the world. 941 00:53:14.650 --> 00:53:16.060 Well, now... 942 00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:19.442 Me too, motherfucker. 943 00:53:27.913 --> 00:53:29.904 Jj 944 00:54:03.991 --> 00:54:05.902 You motherfucker! 945 00:54:05.993 --> 00:54:07.403 Hey, Randy! 946 00:54:07.494 --> 00:54:09.906 Buddy! Oh, my god, I totally forgot to tell you! 947 00:54:09.997 --> 00:54:11.828 They're bug-bombing the house today. 948 00:54:11.915 --> 00:54:16.158 Randy has fallen, and he can't get up. 949 00:54:16.253 --> 00:54:19.040 Yeah, man, shit's just, uh, been so crazy with the wedding. 950 00:54:19.131 --> 00:54:20.621 I totally forgot you were in there. 951 00:54:20.716 --> 00:54:22.047 You're an asshole. 952 00:54:23.427 --> 00:54:26.635 You should know they're using very heavy duty chemicals. 953 00:54:26.722 --> 00:54:29.429 Apparently, all your bodily functions will go off at once. 954 00:54:29.516 --> 00:54:31.222 Huh? Oh, no. 955 00:54:31.310 --> 00:54:33.517 Oh! Oh, no. 956 00:54:36.482 --> 00:54:38.598 I dookied! 957 00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:46.818 Just repeat after me: 958 00:54:46.909 --> 00:54:49.867 - It's not gay. - It's not gay. 959 00:54:49.953 --> 00:54:51.443 It's not gay! 960 00:54:51.538 --> 00:54:52.903 Again, even more. 961 00:54:53.916 --> 00:54:57.079 - It's not gay. - It's okay, Randy, it's okay. 962 00:54:57.169 --> 00:54:58.909 It's a trust exercise. 963 00:54:59.004 --> 00:55:02.371 Just close your eyes and trust me, dude. 964 00:55:08.055 --> 00:55:10.341 Piece of shit. I'm gonna get you, renner. 965 00:55:20.734 --> 00:55:22.725 Jj 966 00:55:46.218 --> 00:55:48.129 Blake, why is there a meth lab in our backyard? 967 00:55:48.220 --> 00:55:51.587 I'm going in there to get all that pack rat's shit, 968 00:55:51.682 --> 00:55:55.174 and I'm gonna move it, so that he has to take his rathole elsewhere. 969 00:55:55.269 --> 00:55:56.930 Oh. 970 00:55:57.020 --> 00:56:00.353 Now, we can have the rehearsal dinner back here. 971 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.058 I'll fix up the gazebo, and we can have the wedding back here! 972 00:56:04.152 --> 00:56:06.609 All while that fucker's not around to mess with us! 973 00:56:06.697 --> 00:56:09.029 Oh! 974 00:56:10.325 --> 00:56:12.236 I'm gonna have my gravy. 975 00:56:13.495 --> 00:56:16.032 - I love you! - I love you, too! 976 00:56:16.123 --> 00:56:18.205 I honestly love you so much. 977 00:56:27.384 --> 00:56:29.591 Jj 978 00:56:44.109 --> 00:56:45.169 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 979 00:56:45.193 --> 00:56:46.899 Now's the time. 980 00:56:46.987 --> 00:56:50.445 Um... so before we dig into dessert, um, 981 00:56:50.532 --> 00:56:54.525 we just wanted to say a big thank you to our amazing wedding party. 982 00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:57.487 - All you guys. - All your love and support. 983 00:56:57.581 --> 00:57:01.540 Um, the last couple weeks have been a bit of a journey getting here, but... 984 00:57:01.627 --> 00:57:04.289 It's been a little rocky, but it's been good. 985 00:57:04.379 --> 00:57:05.664 Yeah. 986 00:57:06.965 --> 00:57:08.171 - Yeah. - Um... 987 00:57:08.258 --> 00:57:12.718 But tonight is really just about celebrating and making memories 988 00:57:12.804 --> 00:57:14.635 and, um, spreading love. 989 00:57:16.224 --> 00:57:17.805 Aww, - cheers. 990 00:57:17.893 --> 00:57:21.351 - Cheers, you guys. Thank you so much. - Cheers. 991 00:57:23.315 --> 00:57:25.681 Enjoy the cake. 992 00:57:27.819 --> 00:57:29.855 - Mm... - Weddings are the worst. 993 00:57:29.947 --> 00:57:32.154 I'm sure your wedding's gonna be fine, but... 994 00:57:32.240 --> 00:57:33.400 I hate weddings. 995 00:57:33.492 --> 00:57:35.528 - Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna go to yours, renner, but... 996 00:57:35.619 --> 00:57:37.359 - It'll be all right. - I appreciate that. 997 00:57:37.454 --> 00:57:39.820 I appreciate... Mainly, it's her dad, uh... 998 00:57:39.915 --> 00:57:42.372 What's the word? He hates me. He hates me a ton. 999 00:57:42.459 --> 00:57:45.872 Okay, Blake's exaggerating. He doesn't hate you, he just... 1000 00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:49.496 He's... not too sure about you. 1001 00:57:49.591 --> 00:57:52.958 Oh, come on. Who could hate those sad goat eyes? 1002 00:57:53.053 --> 00:57:54.714 Sarah's dad isn't so bad. 1003 00:57:54.805 --> 00:57:56.045 Loved me, right, Sarah? 1004 00:57:56.139 --> 00:57:58.755 Kip, he-he-he did. 1005 00:57:58.850 --> 00:58:00.465 Yeah, he really loves you a ton. 1006 00:58:00.560 --> 00:58:02.425 Good old Douglas, man. 1007 00:58:02.521 --> 00:58:04.432 He's crazy. I love that dude. 1008 00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:06.793 Remember when he took us to the beach house? 1009 00:58:06.817 --> 00:58:09.149 Oh, the beach house! Dude, that was so dope! 1010 00:58:09.236 --> 00:58:11.443 Oh, man. 1011 00:58:11.530 --> 00:58:13.174 That sounds awesome. That sounds really awesome. 1012 00:58:13.198 --> 00:58:14.313 - Absolutely. - Beach house. 1013 00:58:14.408 --> 00:58:16.490 I've seen pictures, but I've never been. 1014 00:58:16.576 --> 00:58:17.782 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1015 00:58:17.869 --> 00:58:22.112 The very second he met me, he called me kip, then he said, "never mind." 1016 00:58:22.207 --> 00:58:23.309 And then he said, "I hate you." 1017 00:58:23.333 --> 00:58:27.042 Here we motherfuckin' go. 1018 00:58:30.632 --> 00:58:32.748 Fuckin' flakka possum. 1019 00:58:38.056 --> 00:58:40.047 Jj 1020 00:59:36.948 --> 00:59:38.904 Well, that's the last of the shots. 1021 00:59:38.992 --> 00:59:40.983 With any luck, you guys will all be fine. 1022 00:59:42.537 --> 00:59:44.698 Except him. He's not going anywhere. 1023 00:59:44.790 --> 00:59:46.496 Ah, man, that's bullshit. 1024 00:59:46.583 --> 00:59:47.618 Mm, it is. 1025 00:59:47.709 --> 00:59:50.189 You know, you did the right thing coming in as fast as you did. 1026 00:59:50.253 --> 00:59:51.993 Rabies is not something to be taken lightly. 1027 00:59:52.089 --> 00:59:52.919 Mm-hmm. 1028 00:59:53.006 --> 00:59:55.247 May I ask you a fairly serious question? 1029 00:59:55.342 --> 00:59:58.209 - Of course. - What the fuck was that thing? 1030 00:59:58.303 --> 01:00:00.510 - Goddamn, you guys got fucked up. - I'm sorry, wait. 1031 01:00:00.597 --> 01:00:02.713 Did you say we have a decent chance of being okay? 1032 01:00:02.808 --> 01:00:05.470 - It's not... it's not a good chance? - The medicine usually works. 1033 01:00:05.560 --> 01:00:07.141 What do you mean, usually? 1034 01:00:07.229 --> 01:00:09.265 What-what if the medicine doesn't-doesn't work? 1035 01:00:09.356 --> 01:00:11.847 Well, then you're fucked... basically. 1036 01:00:13.401 --> 01:00:15.687 Fucking flakka possum. 1037 01:00:15.779 --> 01:00:18.236 Everybody else got the rabies shots already. 1038 01:00:18.323 --> 01:00:20.609 Do you think we should tell them that it may not work? 1039 01:00:20.700 --> 01:00:22.361 Maybe keep it from them for a little bit. 1040 01:00:22.452 --> 01:00:24.283 - Um... - Oh. 1041 01:00:24.371 --> 01:00:29.661 Mr. renner, um, what exactly did this to your guests? 1042 01:00:29.751 --> 01:00:31.742 Nothing. I have no idea. 1043 01:00:31.837 --> 01:00:34.328 It could've been absolutely anything. 1044 01:00:34.422 --> 01:00:39.633 Yeah. Mr. renner, I'd advise you not to take the law into your own hands. 1045 01:00:39.719 --> 01:00:42.210 Of course not. Because that would be illegal. 1046 01:00:43.223 --> 01:00:44.713 Very illegal. 1047 01:00:45.725 --> 01:00:49.468 Okay, Bonnie and Clyde, you have a good evening. 1048 01:00:49.563 --> 01:00:52.305 Will do. Thank you so much for stopping by. 1049 01:00:52.399 --> 01:00:55.891 - It's so good to see you. - Oh, I hate you both. 1050 01:00:57.988 --> 01:00:59.465 I think we got to postpone the wedding. 1051 01:00:59.489 --> 01:01:01.025 No, what? No, no, no, no. 1052 01:01:01.116 --> 01:01:02.885 He knows that he went too far with all of this shit. 1053 01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:05.116 Now he'll lie low, he'll be too scared to do anything. 1054 01:01:05.203 --> 01:01:06.363 The wedding is still on. 1055 01:01:06.454 --> 01:01:09.116 - Il mean... - The wedding is still on. 1056 01:01:09.207 --> 01:01:10.447 It's... it's a 100 percent on. 1057 01:01:10.542 --> 01:01:13.204 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 1058 01:01:13.295 --> 01:01:16.162 - I love you. - I love you. 1059 01:01:27.851 --> 01:01:30.183 - I think he's gonna die. - I know. 1060 01:01:59.424 --> 01:02:00.539 Daddy... 1061 01:02:03.261 --> 01:02:05.877 I will give you $100,000 if we turn around right now. 1062 01:02:05.972 --> 01:02:07.692 - We already talked about this. - All right. 1063 01:02:08.558 --> 01:02:09.843 Hi. 1064 01:02:10.852 --> 01:02:12.513 Hi. Good to see you. 1065 01:02:12.604 --> 01:02:13.844 Dearly beloved... 1066 01:02:14.731 --> 01:02:16.346 We are gathered here today 1067 01:02:17.359 --> 01:02:19.020 in the presence of god, 1068 01:02:20.111 --> 01:02:24.275 to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1069 01:02:25.492 --> 01:02:29.986 To bind their hearts as one for ever and ever... 1070 01:02:30.080 --> 01:02:32.947 And ever. Ever... 1071 01:02:34.084 --> 01:02:36.229 - Do you have a mint? - To find their love... 1072 01:02:36.253 --> 01:02:37.730 - What's that, sir? - A mint. Do you have... 1073 01:02:37.754 --> 01:02:39.494 You don't have to call me "sir." 1074 01:02:39.589 --> 01:02:41.580 - Love is kind... - I can't get you... 1075 01:02:41.675 --> 01:02:44.337 I wish you were calling me "dad." 1076 01:02:44.427 --> 01:02:46.759 Walk away. 1077 01:02:46.846 --> 01:02:49.337 Walk away right now. End this shit, it's... 1078 01:02:49.432 --> 01:02:52.265 End this fucking madness. You don't need this. 1079 01:02:52.352 --> 01:02:55.310 - Just end this. - Dude, seriously? 1080 01:03:14.040 --> 01:03:16.622 - Blake! - Jeez! 1081 01:03:16.710 --> 01:03:19.873 - Do you take Sariah...”? - Sarah. 1082 01:03:19.963 --> 01:03:22.295 - It's Sarah. - Whatever. 1083 01:03:22.382 --> 01:03:25.294 - Mm-hmm. - As your life... wife? 1084 01:03:25.385 --> 01:03:27.967 Yes. I do. 1085 01:03:28.054 --> 01:03:32.263 - Do you take... blame? - Blake. 1086 01:03:32.350 --> 01:03:34.215 - Yeah. - It's Blake. 1087 01:03:34.311 --> 01:03:36.848 Do you take this guy to be your husband? 1088 01:03:36.938 --> 01:03:38.894 Yes, I do. 1089 01:03:38.982 --> 01:03:42.315 And now, by the power invested in this state, 1090 01:03:42.402 --> 01:03:44.438 and this country, 1091 01:03:44.529 --> 01:03:47.646 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1092 01:03:47.741 --> 01:03:51.484 You may kiss the bride. Or whatever. 1093 01:03:51.578 --> 01:03:53.159 Good luck. 1094 01:03:53.246 --> 01:03:55.737 May god have mercy on your souls! 1095 01:03:56.750 --> 01:03:58.741 Jj 1096 01:04:32.077 --> 01:04:33.533 Well, man, you finally did it. 1097 01:04:33.620 --> 01:04:35.056 - I'm proud of you. - Thank you. 1098 01:04:35.080 --> 01:04:36.411 Took one for the team. 1099 01:04:36.498 --> 01:04:38.363 Your life is completely over. 1100 01:04:38.458 --> 01:04:41.165 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you so much. 1101 01:04:41.252 --> 01:04:43.981 Listen, if there was ever a chance that you're going to get anal, my friend, 1102 01:04:44.005 --> 01:04:45.290 it's tonight. 1103 01:04:45.382 --> 01:04:47.839 - We'll see, yeah. - What's up, Mr. m? 1104 01:04:47.926 --> 01:04:49.666 How's it going? Looking good, buddy. 1105 01:04:49.761 --> 01:04:52.093 - Jason statham good. - Stop talking. 1106 01:04:52.180 --> 01:04:53.545 Get out of my air space. 1107 01:04:53.640 --> 01:04:55.972 - Let's go. - Unreal. 1108 01:04:57.143 --> 01:04:59.680 - Blake. - Mr. masters. 1109 01:04:59.771 --> 01:05:01.261 Or I guess I should say dad. 1110 01:05:01.356 --> 01:05:05.224 How... you have surprised me. 1111 01:05:06.236 --> 01:05:08.648 And those who have tried will tell you 1112 01:05:08.738 --> 01:05:11.104 it is not an easy thing to surprise me. 1113 01:05:12.992 --> 01:05:15.074 J-Jesus! 1114 01:05:15.161 --> 01:05:17.948 Angela, you should know better than to ever sneak up! 1115 01:05:18.039 --> 01:05:21.782 Never sneak up on a man, me especially. 1116 01:05:23.086 --> 01:05:25.998 - Whoo... - She's a wonderful woman. 1117 01:05:26.089 --> 01:05:28.421 I knew her since... she was... 1118 01:05:28.508 --> 01:05:32.126 She's always been that tall, and she makes great honey-baked ham. 1119 01:05:32.220 --> 01:05:35.178 Blake... oh, god. 1120 01:05:35.265 --> 01:05:38.598 Here's the deal, no one's done it. 1121 01:05:38.685 --> 01:05:40.801 You brought my daughter to the altar. 1122 01:05:40.895 --> 01:05:44.183 Yeah. Look, I want you to know, Sarah is my whole world. 1123 01:05:44.274 --> 01:05:45.309 - Uh-huh. - All right. 1124 01:05:45.400 --> 01:05:48.938 I... I know she's too good for me. I do. No, I really do. 1125 01:05:49.028 --> 01:05:52.771 But her happiness is the most important thing in the world to me. 1126 01:05:54.701 --> 01:05:56.407 Well, that's one thing we have in common. 1127 01:05:58.079 --> 01:05:58.943 Daddy. 1128 01:05:59.038 --> 01:06:00.323 - Yes. - Yeah. 1129 01:06:00.415 --> 01:06:03.532 Um... Blake, we just, uh... 1130 01:06:03.626 --> 01:06:05.582 We need you for some photos. 1131 01:06:05.670 --> 01:06:07.331 I'll be there in a sec. 1132 01:06:09.549 --> 01:06:10.834 Mr. d. 1133 01:06:10.925 --> 01:06:13.337 Kip! Kip! 1134 01:06:24.439 --> 01:06:26.805 Ladies and gentlemen... 1135 01:06:26.900 --> 01:06:31.769 Would you join me, please, in raising a glass 1136 01:06:31.863 --> 01:06:36.823 to my lovely daughter and her new lovely husband. 1137 01:06:38.453 --> 01:06:39.659 - Sweet... - Aww... 1138 01:06:39.746 --> 01:06:42.829 Sweet pea, my heart. 1139 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:47.834 I wish you the... the kind of passion 1140 01:06:47.921 --> 01:06:51.209 that your mother and I have shared for the last 35 years. 1141 01:06:51.299 --> 01:06:53.039 Stop... 1142 01:06:54.844 --> 01:07:00.464 Not a day goes by that I do not look across the room and... 1143 01:07:00.558 --> 01:07:03.516 And wonder how... How am I so lucky? 1144 01:07:04.604 --> 01:07:06.435 Things I've done. 1145 01:07:06.523 --> 01:07:07.933 I tell you, though it sounds fun. 1146 01:07:08.024 --> 01:07:10.891 Waterboarding? Not a water sport. 1147 01:07:13.488 --> 01:07:16.730 But this lady... Makes everything okay. 1148 01:07:17.742 --> 01:07:18.782 'Cause she's so beautiful. 1149 01:07:20.328 --> 01:07:21.443 So classy. 1150 01:07:22.497 --> 01:07:24.533 So attentive. 1151 01:07:24.624 --> 01:07:28.208 And so hungry... 1152 01:07:28.294 --> 01:07:29.730 What are you do... bev, what are you...? 1153 01:07:29.754 --> 01:07:31.119 Raise your glass! 1154 01:07:31.214 --> 01:07:32.954 Your tux is fantastic. 1155 01:07:33.049 --> 01:07:35.040 Hey, Douglas, what's bev been drinkin'? 1156 01:07:36.052 --> 01:07:37.508 - I'll have a double. - Oh! 1157 01:07:37.595 --> 01:07:39.615 I'll pour it for you a little bit later. 1158 01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:41.784 - You wanna... you wanna go lie down? - He's cute. 1159 01:07:41.808 --> 01:07:43.719 - You okay? - I wanna suck your cock. 1160 01:07:43.810 --> 01:07:46.677 Everybody, I wanna suck his cock! 1161 01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:48.978 Raise your glasses, everyone. 1162 01:07:49.065 --> 01:07:51.181 - That's... - To sucking cock! 1163 01:07:54.612 --> 01:07:57.103 What the actual fuck? 1164 01:07:57.198 --> 01:07:59.093 I think your mom's on Molly. That's what the actual fuck. 1165 01:07:59.117 --> 01:08:01.470 - This is really nice. What is this? - What the hell's wrong with you? 1166 01:08:01.494 --> 01:08:02.529 - It's soft. - Stop, stop. 1167 01:08:02.620 --> 01:08:03.860 - Ooh! - Get out of here. 1168 01:08:08.418 --> 01:08:11.000 Blake, all of our guests are acting really weird. 1169 01:08:11.087 --> 01:08:12.247 Yeah, right there. 1170 01:08:12.338 --> 01:08:14.704 Ah, no, they're just drunk. It's a wedding. 1171 01:08:16.467 --> 01:08:19.174 No, no, this is beyond drunk. 1172 01:08:24.851 --> 01:08:26.887 Cousin Jimmy, what the fuck?! 1173 01:08:26.978 --> 01:08:28.969 Jj 1174 01:08:37.572 --> 01:08:40.063 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 1175 01:08:40.158 --> 01:08:41.568 No, no, no! 1176 01:08:43.870 --> 01:08:45.326 Oh, my god! 1177 01:09:06.893 --> 01:09:09.054 Jj 1178 01:09:17.445 --> 01:09:18.605 Whoo! 1179 01:09:18.696 --> 01:09:20.812 Best wedding ever. 1180 01:09:20.907 --> 01:09:22.863 Have you seen my friend? 1181 01:09:23.868 --> 01:09:26.826 I am so happy you're not my dad. 1182 01:09:26.913 --> 01:09:29.074 What the fuck is going on?! 1183 01:09:30.958 --> 01:09:32.243 They're out of control! 1184 01:09:32.335 --> 01:09:34.326 The house is ruined, the wedding's ruined. 1185 01:09:34.420 --> 01:09:36.160 He's here. I know he's here somewhere. 1186 01:09:36.255 --> 01:09:38.462 This has Randy written all over it. 1187 01:09:46.391 --> 01:09:49.474 Oh... fuck. Oh, shit. 1188 01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:51.892 Oopsies! 1189 01:09:51.979 --> 01:09:55.187 Oh, man. Holy shit. 1190 01:09:55.274 --> 01:09:56.764 What the fuck? 1191 01:09:56.859 --> 01:09:58.144 What the fuck did you do, Randy? 1192 01:09:58.236 --> 01:10:00.318 I gave your party the whole box, brother. 1193 01:10:00.405 --> 01:10:02.737 I gave 'em the whole motherfucking box! 1194 01:10:02.824 --> 01:10:05.657 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - Oh, shit. 1195 01:10:27.807 --> 01:10:29.798 Jj 1196 01:11:18.608 --> 01:11:20.894 Daddy, I'm so sorry. 1197 01:11:20.985 --> 01:11:24.102 It's all right. 1198 01:11:24.197 --> 01:11:25.812 It'll be fine. 1199 01:11:25.907 --> 01:11:27.488 It's all over now. 1200 01:11:28.493 --> 01:11:30.108 Nearly over. 1201 01:11:32.497 --> 01:11:33.987 All right, look out. 1202 01:11:34.999 --> 01:11:36.409 Christ... 1203 01:11:39.253 --> 01:11:41.118 Man... 1204 01:11:41.214 --> 01:11:42.920 If that shit was on pay-per-view, 1205 01:11:43.007 --> 01:11:45.007 we'd be fucking millionaires right now, for real... 1206 01:11:45.092 --> 01:11:47.754 Shut the fuck up! You never shut the fuck up! 1207 01:11:49.222 --> 01:11:50.883 I was trying to be your friend. 1208 01:11:50.973 --> 01:11:53.430 Okay, I was being nice to you, and being generous. 1209 01:11:53.518 --> 01:11:54.883 And you were miserable. 1210 01:11:54.977 --> 01:11:56.592 Oh, my god! Of course, I was miserable! 1211 01:11:56.687 --> 01:11:59.645 All right? That's what growing up is. You're just... you're miserable. 1212 01:11:59.732 --> 01:12:03.566 And you look for someone you can try to enjoy the misery with. 1213 01:12:03.653 --> 01:12:05.894 And that's what Sarah is. Okay? 1214 01:12:05.988 --> 01:12:08.775 And then I fucked it all up for no reason. 1215 01:12:08.866 --> 01:12:11.733 For you! For fucking around with you! It's insane! 1216 01:12:11.828 --> 01:12:13.548 Yeah, well, the Sarah thing will pass, okay? 1217 01:12:13.621 --> 01:12:16.328 I'm more concerned about us and our relationship, okay? 1218 01:12:16.415 --> 01:12:19.122 So what we need to do as a... As a team, bro, as a team... 1219 01:12:19.210 --> 01:12:20.495 Do not fucking touch me! 1220 01:12:20.586 --> 01:12:22.306 - We need to move forward. - Don't touch me! 1221 01:12:22.338 --> 01:12:24.316 - We should move forward... - There is no moving forward! 1222 01:12:24.340 --> 01:12:26.193 - And not look in the rearview... - There's not a rearview mirror! 1223 01:12:26.217 --> 01:12:27.903 - Yes, there is. - There's not a fucking rearview mirror! 1224 01:12:27.927 --> 01:12:29.363 - What do you mean? - You're a fucking loser! 1225 01:12:29.387 --> 01:12:30.739 - You're a loser, dude. - What the fuck, dude. 1226 01:12:30.763 --> 01:12:32.991 You're 50 years old and you live in a fucking guest house. 1227 01:12:33.015 --> 01:12:35.973 - Whatever. Dude... - You are fucking delusional, man. 1228 01:12:36.060 --> 01:12:38.722 Everything around you turns to shit. 1229 01:12:41.148 --> 01:12:43.764 Mr. renner. Visitor. 1230 01:12:44.777 --> 01:12:45.983 Ma'am. 1231 01:12:47.154 --> 01:12:49.486 Hey. Are you okay? 1232 01:12:49.574 --> 01:12:52.737 Just stop, I... I came to pay your bail. 1233 01:12:52.827 --> 01:12:55.159 - Okay. - What about my bail? Please. 1234 01:12:55.246 --> 01:12:57.578 No, I'm not paying your fucking bail. 1235 01:12:57.665 --> 01:13:01.374 I-I came to pay your bail, I paid your bail, and that's... that's it. 1236 01:13:02.378 --> 01:13:05.586 - Wh-what do you mean? - I mean... I mean, that's it. 1237 01:13:05.673 --> 01:13:08.039 You and me, I... we're done. 1238 01:13:08.134 --> 01:13:09.999 I can't do this. 1239 01:13:10.094 --> 01:13:12.676 Sarah, listen... 1240 01:13:12.763 --> 01:13:14.741 - That's... no, no. - How many more signs do we need? 1241 01:13:14.765 --> 01:13:17.411 If it wasn't this, I'd be something in one, two, five years from now. 1242 01:13:17.435 --> 01:13:18.299 Mm-hmm. 1243 01:13:18.394 --> 01:13:21.477 Listen to me. I... that's not... 1244 01:13:21.564 --> 01:13:24.476 Look, I am listening. I'm finally listening to you. 1245 01:13:25.610 --> 01:13:27.441 But... don't you love me? 1246 01:13:28.905 --> 01:13:30.896 I ove isn't the issue here. 1247 01:13:30.990 --> 01:13:33.106 Yes, it is. It's the only issue. 1248 01:13:33.200 --> 01:13:35.680 Blake, I can't. Just, please... Just don't make this any worse. 1249 01:13:35.745 --> 01:13:36.951 Yeah. 1250 01:13:37.038 --> 01:13:39.078 - Wait, just give me another chance. - I'm pregnant. 1251 01:13:41.626 --> 01:13:44.618 Okay, that's fine. That's great! 1252 01:13:44.712 --> 01:13:46.828 I mean, now the plan is you get me out of here... 1253 01:13:46.923 --> 01:13:49.881 No. No, the plan is I'm going to stay at my parents' house, 1254 01:13:49.967 --> 01:13:53.380 and do not come and try to see me, because my dad said he's gonna kill you 1255 01:13:53.471 --> 01:13:56.884 and... I really think he means it this time. 1256 01:13:58.935 --> 01:14:00.926 I gotta... I gotta go. 1257 01:14:02.396 --> 01:14:03.761 - Wow! - Wow. 1258 01:14:03.856 --> 01:14:06.017 She's pregnant, man. That's... that's amazing. 1259 01:14:06.108 --> 01:14:07.223 Shut the fuck up. 1260 01:14:07.318 --> 01:14:08.524 - L-l just... - Shut the... 1261 01:14:08.611 --> 01:14:09.771 You have to shut the fuck up. 1262 01:14:12.615 --> 01:14:14.776 - Yeah. - Mm. 1263 01:14:14.867 --> 01:14:15.947 - Sad. - Okay. 1264 01:14:16.035 --> 01:14:17.866 Sarge! 1265 01:14:17.954 --> 01:14:20.366 Ah! Get in here. 1266 01:14:20.456 --> 01:14:22.447 - This is him. - What's up? What's up? 1267 01:14:22.541 --> 01:14:24.907 - This is cockfield! - This is the guy you told me about? 1268 01:14:25.002 --> 01:14:26.208 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. 1269 01:14:26.295 --> 01:14:28.411 Hi, my name is Randy. Randy. Officer... 1270 01:14:28.506 --> 01:14:29.871 No, call me Jeremy. 1271 01:14:29.966 --> 01:14:32.298 Oh! Hey. 1272 01:14:32.385 --> 01:14:35.092 - You told him about me. - Yeah. 1273 01:14:59.537 --> 01:15:01.994 Oh, my god. He is so cute. 1274 01:15:02.081 --> 01:15:03.742 I don't wanna do this on my own. 1275 01:15:03.833 --> 01:15:06.324 You are not on your own. 1276 01:15:12.675 --> 01:15:14.085 - Hello. - Hey, Blake. 1277 01:15:14.176 --> 01:15:17.134 It's edna from hindpoken realty. 1278 01:15:17.221 --> 01:15:18.256 Hello, edna. 1279 01:15:18.347 --> 01:15:20.508 I just need to go over a few things in person 1280 01:15:20.599 --> 01:15:22.339 before we put the house back on the market. 1281 01:15:23.853 --> 01:15:25.580 Can you meet me at the house Saturday at noon? 1282 01:15:25.604 --> 01:15:26.604 Great. Thanks, edna. 1283 01:15:26.689 --> 01:15:29.180 - I'll see you Saturday. - Okay, see you then. 1284 01:15:33.029 --> 01:15:34.940 Jj 1285 01:16:15.905 --> 01:16:17.315 Jesus.. 1286 01:16:26.290 --> 01:16:29.202 - Blake? - Hi, Sarah. 1287 01:16:29.293 --> 01:16:32.660 You... you look amazing. 1288 01:16:32.755 --> 01:16:38.295 - I... Blake, I wasn't expecting... - No, I wasn't either. 1289 01:16:38.385 --> 01:16:41.092 Edna called me and said I should stop by today. 1290 01:16:41.180 --> 01:16:43.045 Yeah, me too. 1291 01:16:43.140 --> 01:16:46.052 The house looks amazing. You've been busy. 1292 01:16:46.143 --> 01:16:47.863 No, no. I didn't... I didn't do any of this. 1293 01:16:48.646 --> 01:16:49.646 What? 1294 01:16:52.191 --> 01:16:53.191 Who did? 1295 01:16:54.276 --> 01:16:55.561 Truce, truce. 1296 01:16:55.653 --> 01:16:57.881 - Peace, peace. Truce, truce. - Are you fucking kidding me? 1297 01:16:57.905 --> 01:16:59.800 Look, look, look, just give me five minutes of your time, 1298 01:16:59.824 --> 01:17:01.280 just five minutes and I'll be gone. 1299 01:17:01.367 --> 01:17:03.358 You'll never see my face again, I promise, please. 1300 01:17:03.452 --> 01:17:06.159 I'll give you 30 seconds, you fucking asshole. 1301 01:17:06.247 --> 01:17:08.809 Look, it's really important to me that a family lives in this house. 1302 01:17:08.833 --> 01:17:11.870 Not me, not anyone else, but a family. 1303 01:17:12.962 --> 01:17:16.500 And I want it to be your family, so, you guys, please, just... 1304 01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:19.707 Just don't put the house on the market just yet, please. 1305 01:17:21.470 --> 01:17:23.210 You did this? How? 1306 01:17:25.015 --> 01:17:27.506 I sold Napoleon's hat. 1307 01:17:27.601 --> 01:17:30.183 - A... a Napoleon hat paid for all this? - No. 1308 01:17:30.271 --> 01:17:31.761 Not a Napoleon's hat. 1309 01:17:31.856 --> 01:17:34.268 Fuckin' Napoleon's hat, dude. 1310 01:17:34.358 --> 01:17:35.598 - I don't understand. - No... 1311 01:17:35.693 --> 01:17:37.733 That stuff in the cardboard boxes in the back, okay? 1312 01:17:37.820 --> 01:17:39.981 That was my dad's stuff. It was my inheritance. 1313 01:17:40.072 --> 01:17:41.653 I found it was worth millions. 1314 01:17:41.740 --> 01:17:44.026 Dude, I'm a fuckin' millionaire on top of it. 1315 01:17:44.118 --> 01:17:47.360 Slum dude millionaire, bro. That's fuckin' weird. 1316 01:17:47.454 --> 01:17:48.890 - Congrats. - I'm a fuckin' millionaire. 1317 01:17:48.914 --> 01:17:50.154 That's awesome. 1318 01:17:52.501 --> 01:17:54.020 - Yeah, that's really cool. - That's great. 1319 01:17:54.044 --> 01:17:57.457 Listen, and there's just, uh... man. 1320 01:17:57.548 --> 01:17:59.914 There's just one more thing that I got to tell you guys 1321 01:18:00.009 --> 01:18:04.093 that I... I've been keeping from you guys for quite some time. 1322 01:18:07.474 --> 01:18:09.089 What is it? 1323 01:18:09.185 --> 01:18:12.803 The main reason why I didn't want to get rid of this house and let it go... 1324 01:18:13.814 --> 01:18:15.224 Is 'cause this... 1325 01:18:16.775 --> 01:18:18.356 This is my family's house. 1326 01:18:18.444 --> 01:18:21.436 My childhood home, I actually grew up here my whole life. 1327 01:18:21.530 --> 01:18:23.771 When my parents both died they left it to me, 1328 01:18:23.866 --> 01:18:26.903 so I just moved into the guest house and... 1329 01:18:28.204 --> 01:18:30.866 I had no other plan but to stall the sale. 1330 01:18:32.041 --> 01:18:34.282 So when you guys came around, I just... 1331 01:18:34.376 --> 01:18:38.119 - I fuckin' freaked out, man. - Yeah. Yeah, you really did. 1332 01:18:38.214 --> 01:18:41.923 I'm ready to let it go, okay, and just give you guys my house. 1333 01:18:42.009 --> 01:18:44.216 To start a family. Here, your family. 1334 01:18:44.303 --> 01:18:45.303 For reals. 1335 01:18:46.472 --> 01:18:50.135 You're my friend, dudes. You guys are my friend, dudes. Please. 1336 01:18:51.143 --> 01:18:54.635 And I have one other thing that I want to show you guys, just one other thing. 1337 01:18:54.730 --> 01:18:57.096 - Is it gonna be gross? - No, come here. 1338 01:19:00.527 --> 01:19:01.687 Oh, god. 1339 01:19:06.784 --> 01:19:08.740 Jj 1340 01:19:09.745 --> 01:19:12.077 Oh... oh, my god. 1341 01:19:12.164 --> 01:19:14.655 Th... I don't even know what to say. 1342 01:19:14.750 --> 01:19:16.286 Well, this is it, guys. 1343 01:19:16.377 --> 01:19:18.217 This is where you're gonna start your new life. 1344 01:19:18.295 --> 01:19:20.911 In Randy cockfield's childhood home. 1345 01:19:22.299 --> 01:19:24.415 - Uh... - I 1346 01:19:24.510 --> 01:19:26.125 and, Blake, 1347 01:19:26.220 --> 01:19:30.338 when you bring Sarah into the field, what are you gonna do with her? 1348 01:19:30.432 --> 01:19:32.272 - What are you gonna do with her, man? - Don't. 1349 01:19:32.309 --> 01:19:33.309 Come on, say it. 1350 01:19:33.394 --> 01:19:34.759 - Don't spoil it. - Say it. 1351 01:19:34.853 --> 01:19:37.720 - Give you his cock! - That's right, yeah. 1352 01:19:37.815 --> 01:19:40.272 Is this beautiful or what, guys? I mean, come on. 1353 01:19:40.359 --> 01:19:42.896 - Don't worry about it. - Thanks, man. 1354 01:19:45.030 --> 01:19:47.237 Sarah. 1355 01:19:51.370 --> 01:19:53.486 All right, too long on the hug. Too long. 1356 01:19:53.580 --> 01:19:56.071 Okay. Thank you. Thank... No, no, no. 1357 01:19:56.166 --> 01:19:57.406 - No. - Okay. 1358 01:20:00.838 --> 01:20:01.953 Great. 1359 01:20:04.341 --> 01:20:06.332 Jj 1360 01:20:16.645 --> 01:20:20.103 And just like that, he's gone. 1361 01:20:25.904 --> 01:20:29.317 A little dinosaur. Like a little dinosaur. 1362 01:20:29.408 --> 01:20:31.273 Do you wanna be a dinosaur? 1363 01:20:33.412 --> 01:20:35.403 Hey. Got an email from Randy. 1364 01:20:35.497 --> 01:20:37.533 He signed it "admiral cockfield," 1365 01:20:37.624 --> 01:20:39.227 which I actually think works more than Randy. 1366 01:20:39.251 --> 01:20:41.617 I wonder where he is. 1367 01:20:41.712 --> 01:20:43.248 Do I... wait, do I wanna know? 1368 01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:45.751 Well, he sent a link. Do you wanna watch it? 1369 01:20:45.841 --> 01:20:48.799 - Uh-uh. - Fuck it. I'm clicking it. 1370 01:20:48.886 --> 01:20:49.886 Cover him up. 1371 01:20:50.888 --> 01:20:52.424 Yo, what's up Blake and Sarah? 1372 01:20:52.514 --> 01:20:55.256 Wanted to let you know that I'm livin' my life. 1373 01:20:55.351 --> 01:20:57.387 It's Randy cockfield. I miss you guys. 1374 01:20:57.478 --> 01:20:58.558 I bought a boat. 1375 01:20:58.645 --> 01:21:01.102 I'm salilin' the seven seas, dudes. 1376 01:21:02.191 --> 01:21:04.102 Illegal, renner. Illegal. 1377 01:21:04.193 --> 01:21:06.525 - Hey. - You're missing out, blakey. 1378 01:21:06.612 --> 01:21:07.897 Mm, I like... 1379 01:21:09.531 --> 01:21:12.147 And look who else is here, it's our fuzzy buddy. 1380 01:21:12.242 --> 01:21:16.281 Oh, he misses you, dude. 1381 01:21:16.372 --> 01:21:18.829 I'm gonna come visit you guys in a couple weeks, 1382 01:21:18.916 --> 01:21:21.077 so just have the guest house ready for me. 1383 01:21:21.168 --> 01:21:22.533 Fuck that shit. 1384 01:21:22.628 --> 01:21:24.308 - No, he's not coming here. - No, he's not.