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Mister Bandari

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Sorry, do I know you?

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My name is Winnie McKellar, I'm here to interview you

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Yeah of course, good to meet you

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The pleasure is mine. I didn't realize it was an in-person interview

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I was expecting a phone call

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Well my office is just a few blocks away

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I find these things are always better in person

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I hope you don't mind. No not at all

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um I'm Trying to make my flight

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Would you mind doing the interview in my car

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That would be great Mister Bandari.

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Please

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Thank you so much for doing this interview

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I've heard quite a lot about you

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Anything interesting

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There's a lot about your company

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And its rapid rise into the upper echelon of the tech Industry

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So there's nothing interesting right

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Well I also noticed that your name appears

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at the top of nearly every charity organizations list of contributors

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I believe in giving back, after all much has been given to me

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You do a lot for people in need

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This is the angle I want to take with this article

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What do you mean?

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Most of what is written about you is about Mr Bandari

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The successful businessman entrepreneur

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This information is good, but I believe that people are

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more interesting than just their job titles

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Who is Avinash as a human being. What's his story

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What series of events shaped him into who he is today

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Well for starters it's Nash for short

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Nash

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I'm basically from India, where I studied

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Computer Engineering I typically fit the stereotype

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Of Indians being prolific at computer programming

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yes

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Well my story actually started in the United States

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Great

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I moved here after being offered job in a

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software company and I didn't know anyone

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when I first came, as I was the first one from my family to go into the US

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but eventually you made friends I hope

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Yes I did, in fact they're still my best friends

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tell me about them. How did you guys meet

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There's Zorik, the Russian hacker

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Is that another stereotype

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Ok … what do you want?

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Superman red sun signed by Mark Miller

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Ha Ha Ha No No way I stood in line for hours to get signed

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I know Zorik you we both did you were right in front of me

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and when it was my turn the signing was over and book store closed

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But it's Redsun

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Yaaa

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You don't want anything else?

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Noooo

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Is it still in mint condition

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So nice

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Super man Redsun. The Sickest shit ever

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Ok. Lets not rub it in

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I am sorry

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Bogdon…

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Russian: Bring the duffel bag.

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So, tell me. What you are going to do with all this money?.

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I'm going to America.

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After exchanging the Bitcoins for cash

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Zorik made it to the US Mexico border

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There he met the other two immigrants

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Cameron from Nigeria and Dan Dan from China

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The stars must have been aligned

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because as a strange twist in their fate

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they all realized that they had a similar skill

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which is computer engineering

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And then they made it into the US together

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Then there's Billy, he knows how to handle everything

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but actually not knowing anything about it at all

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And where is Billy from

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He's from Austin

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Computer: Next question... F***

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Working at the office was a strange experience for a person like me

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I'm pretty sure I saw all of my co-workers on TV

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at the Charlottesville protest

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They were the one that wanted to keep the monuments

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They were white supremacists

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Billy: Language Library language expressions

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She's been gone for a while; you think she's coming back anytime soon

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Whatever

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So, what are you, like fresh out of the school

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I've worked for this company for 2 years

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Oh cool are they promoting you today

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I'm actually being fired

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What do you mean? What makes you think that

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They left a note on my desk that's saying

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that they can't sponsor my H-1B and I'm being fired

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Hey guys, Miss Davenport is unable to meet

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with you in person today uh

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but the conference room please

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Kelsey could you please set up a Skype interview

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Thank you

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I met Billy on the day of his interview

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when I saw him, I realized that he didn't know anything about software

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Then, I agreed on helping him ace the interview

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Mister Ryan, thank you for your time today

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I apologize for the unusual circumstances on this interview

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Not a problem

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I just have a few questions if you're ready to get started

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How are you today?

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I'm... I am great thank you, doing good

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Can you explain to me what oops is?

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Oh no problem take your time

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No actually … Can you explain what oops is?

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Avinash: object-oriented programming language...

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It has inheritance abstraction and polymorphism

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and what is inheritance?

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That is where the money is

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Avinash: It's the feature of oops.

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Its allows the case using its methods

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and properties into another case

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and What versions of java have you worked with so far?

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All the … You know, all the popular ones

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Avinash: 1.9. 1.8. 1.7

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Billy: and 2.0

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and What is the difference between 1.7 and 1.8?

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0.1…

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Excuse me

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Avinash: There is library and language changes

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Language changes include Lamda expressions

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Which are annotations of Java types

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and method handling and library changes updates

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and the API updates in time

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Huh Mr. Ryan Everything seems to be in order …

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Do you have any questions for me?

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Hmmm how long is typically is lunch..

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Laugh .. You are the class clown aren't you

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Well thank you for your time Billy

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and Please see Cheryl in HR for paper work

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Ok, Thank you

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Lets see…Billy…

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You answered no to health insurance?

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mhm… Is that bad

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Just in case you change your mind…

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Here is comprehensive packet telling you various

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enrollment options for you..

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Do you have any questions so far

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Oh No… Is that an Aloe Vera plant?

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Indeed it is…. Are you in to horticulture?

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No, it's just that I'm highly allergic to Aloe.

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When I am around my face breaks out in hives

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and swells up. It's pretty awful,

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like Mickey Rourke space... fighter

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or just in general

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Congratulations on getting the job.

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Thank you

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You'll start on Monday morning eight o'clock.

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Perfect... Ok

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just one last thing.

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Here's a bit of literature for you to review before Monday.

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A bit is an understatement

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It's everything you need to know about the project you're taking over.

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The fellow before that was let go this morning.

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Ohh Really? Wait..You mean Nash?

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Yes. What a shame. He was really good at his job

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Is there a.. any way I can contact him…

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You know if I have any questions about the project

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You can catch him before he leaves.

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He is probably gathering his belongings.

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Ok Okay Thank you Cheryl

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Hi...

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Billy? Ya

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Look, I know you just helped me replace you here,

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but I could use your help again.

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Sorry... That sounded bad.

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They cut my severance.

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Sorry.. I really don't know what I'm doing here.

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No shit.

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Can i ask your number or something ..

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And I owe you I owe you big time.

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I'll promise I will make it up to you

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I'm a different kind of white guy.

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602

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Wait.. Hold on

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602..

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I didn't think any one would have hire me that point

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So, I have decided to go to the bank and withdraw

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the cash I have the little I had known

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I have been watched by gang of robbers..

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Al right… As soon as he comes out,

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one of you will push him in the back seat.

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I can't see through the panties.

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Is this.. Is this enough disguise?

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I don't know, I can't see.

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Are you guys listening?

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Push him in the back seat.

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Good. Now just ... try to look normal.

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Oh Look, the old decrypted woman again.

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One of you should help her cross the street this time.

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Paper-Rock-Scissors

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Go … Fine

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Hi Ma'am need help

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She is beating the shit out of him

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Oh, god. Please Please don't kill me. I have no money.

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Shhhh....

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Thirty-two dollars?

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That's all I have.

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You are lying.

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No, no, no! Check the receipt.. receipt

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Balance.. Zero

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Look .We don't want your money.

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You don't?

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why are you so broke?

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I got fired... And I'm being deported.

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We are also immigrants!

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I couldn't tell that from your accents.

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No no I didn't see anything I haven't seen your faces! Even if

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I see I am too traumatized to remember anything.

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We're not going to kill you.

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No .. Not yet.

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It's a joke, right? American style.

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Very... American. American

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We are sorry about your job loss.

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We are not really criminals.

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Depends on how you look at it.

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We have not been able to find Employment

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ever since came to the states.

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We tried to rob you because we are all hungry.

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We used our last two dollars on cheap panty hose.

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That is Minor investment. Look the point is,

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We are just trying to survive.

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You understand, yes?

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Ya Yaa... I do understand...

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Are you sure you don't want to split my thirty two dollars?

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Eleven dollars a piece

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Keep your money.

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Let him out, boys.

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Thank you

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You guys hungry?

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Hindi: Eating like pigs…

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I guess… I am not having dinner tonight

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Oh.. People of China and Russia thank you for your sacrifice

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When was the last time you had food..

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Four days for me spent all my money crossing the border

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Three days no food and two days no water..

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Have you seen ever Russian drink water

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I never seen Russian in my life

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Well... We won't... it is emergency

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Hindi: Eat Eat…

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Save some for me

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Not on your life buddy

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Slow down, Speed Racer.

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Speedy Gonzales.

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Speedy Gonzales wore a sombrero.

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That is right you are good

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Sure did

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What... like... It wore.. It wore red bandana too

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yaa... Yaa He did

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I love Speedy... what ever happened to Speedy?

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Cartoon Network pulled the series

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back in... early 2000s

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Yaa.. Yaa

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Due to the Mexican stereotypes actually

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Hmm. Political correctness killed the mouse

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El Gringo Pussygato.

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What is that - what is it?

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Foreign pussycat

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It's not.. I thought it was American

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No.. Foreign Pussycat

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No.. It is basically the same thing

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Derogatory term for white folk

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Actually used to call Sylvester the Cat of

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El Gringo Pussygato

273
00:19:06.900 --> 00:19:10.880
No shit.. so speedy was a racist too.

274
00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:13.580
mhm... I guess so

275
00:19:13.700 --> 00:19:15.420
Salud. Cheers

276
00:19:25.340 --> 00:19:29.940
So wait... Where, Where this shit take place again?

277
00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:32.280
Was it on the border? Right?

278
00:19:32.280 --> 00:19:33.680
Yeah Yeah.. US Mexico border

279
00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:35.980
It was at cheese factory actually

280
00:19:36.120 --> 00:19:37.780
on the international border .

281
00:19:37.780 --> 00:19:39.780
Sylvester the Cat was guarding it

282
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from starving Mexican mice,

283
00:19:41.780 --> 00:19:44.800
but you know Speedy's speed always won.

284
00:19:47.240 --> 00:19:49.760
So, he was like Robin Hood type

285
00:19:50.500 --> 00:19:51.900
Got it

286
00:19:51.900 --> 00:19:56.720
He's a hero, and a thief.

287
00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:58.720
I guess so

288
00:19:59.580 --> 00:20:01.560
Isn't there a moral conflict there?

289
00:20:01.560 --> 00:20:05.020
Sometimes law and morality are in conflict

290
00:20:06.860 --> 00:20:08.300
What do you mean?

291
00:20:09.620 --> 00:20:14.060
well... It's unlawful to steal obviously but

292
00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:19.100
It's also immoral to just your neighbors to starve to death

293
00:20:20.460 --> 00:20:23.080
especially if you have the power to do something about it

294
00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:28.920
Yeah Tell me about it i just walked into a software company

295
00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:31.720
and took someone's job today. Thats what i did

296
00:20:33.260 --> 00:20:34.860
F*** man

297
00:20:35.500 --> 00:20:37.420
I don't even know.. I don't know anything about

298
00:20:37.420 --> 00:20:42.200
software engineering. I don't know one f***ing thing about it

299
00:20:43.560 --> 00:20:45.620
I am just .... White.

300
00:20:46.760 --> 00:20:49.520
yeah exactly.

301
00:20:50.320 --> 00:20:52.960
They cut his severance pay

302
00:20:53.620 --> 00:20:55.300
F***ing favoritism

303
00:20:57.300 --> 00:20:59.600
I know everyone is always talking about

304
00:20:59.620 --> 00:21:03.420
you know ahh everyone is talking about taking back the jobs back

305
00:21:03.420 --> 00:21:05.540
from the foreigners right now. But

306
00:21:05.540 --> 00:21:11.140
I feel.... like shit .... right now

307
00:21:11.520 --> 00:21:17.140
I'm El Gringo Pussygato. ... Me

308
00:21:17.140 --> 00:21:18.320
How about I top you off

309
00:21:18.320 --> 00:21:20.100
Okay

310
00:21:23.420 --> 00:21:25.000
There you go

311
00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:27.000
Thank you

312
00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.000
That for the ragets for

313
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Cheers

314
00:21:53.140 --> 00:21:55.560
Phone Ringing…

315
00:21:56.140 --> 00:21:57.560
Hello

316
00:21:57.840 --> 00:21:58.760
Nash

317
00:21:58.760 --> 00:21:59.760
This is Avinash

318
00:21:59.760 --> 00:22:01.760
Nash. This is Billy

319
00:22:02.040 --> 00:22:02.940
Billy?

320
00:22:03.740 --> 00:22:05.720
Billy From the company

321
00:22:07.420 --> 00:22:10.200
Hey… I need your help

322
00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:12.800
I think we need to be together

323
00:22:12.800 --> 00:22:15.100
we need to help each other, We need to help each other out

324
00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:16.600
I don't need your help

325
00:22:16.600 --> 00:22:17.620
Really?

326
00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:20.920
I know you lost your job today

327
00:22:21.600 --> 00:22:25.780
I don't know whether you saved up or anything… But

328
00:22:25.780 --> 00:22:28.360
You know, we can start off there

329
00:22:31.600 --> 00:22:33.300
I don't know how hard it is going to be

330
00:22:33.300 --> 00:22:35.000
Trying to get another job

331
00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:36.740
Especially since you are..

332
00:22:36.740 --> 00:22:39.240
Indian

333
00:22:39.700 --> 00:22:41.800
I was going to say not US citizen, But

334
00:22:42.760 --> 00:22:49.740
Yeah, so earlier today I said that I owed you one so I am owing you one

335
00:22:50.300 --> 00:22:52.260
And want to make good on that promise

336
00:22:52.580 --> 00:22:54.000
What are you proposing

337
00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:57.220
I am proposing we two meet this weekend

338
00:22:58.040 --> 00:23:01.720
I Start work on Monday, And we can cram all weekend

339
00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:06.380
I will pay you… How's that sound

340
00:23:11.080 --> 00:23:11.940
Billy: Nash

341
00:23:12.760 --> 00:23:14.440
Do you have any food?

342
00:23:14.760 --> 00:23:16.440
Yes

343
00:23:46.260 --> 00:23:48.400
Door Knock sound

344
00:23:48.780 --> 00:23:49.720
Billy

345
00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.240
I bought chicken

346
00:23:52.660 --> 00:23:55.040
I don't know you were hindu… Or…

347
00:23:56.760 --> 00:23:59.960
Thanks for bringing it. Yes, I am Hindu…

348
00:24:00.280 --> 00:24:01.380
Excuse the mess please

349
00:24:01.380 --> 00:24:03.380
Foood

350
00:24:05.140 --> 00:24:06.940
Best chicken in town

351
00:24:07.760 --> 00:24:09.380
These guys are your roommates?

352
00:24:09.580 --> 00:24:14.620
Ohh they are. That is Cameron, Zorik and Dan Dan

353
00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:17.460
You have NATO in here

354
00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:19.460
Hey.. I am Billy

355
00:24:21.460 --> 00:24:23.540
Cool.. Cool. So we get to work or

356
00:24:23.540 --> 00:24:25.540
Yeah Please

357
00:24:27.280 --> 00:24:28.500
All right

358
00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:36.120
It's back home I was doing

359
00:24:36.660 --> 00:24:39.120
Makeup on different sets and things but..

360
00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:41.240
You are a makeup artist?

361
00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:43.240
Special effects makeup artist

362
00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:45.240
What do you mean, like Avatar?

363
00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:51.040
No, that is...that is CGI again. More like Mrs. Doubtfire

364
00:24:52.020 --> 00:24:54.460
And Eddie Murphy in Natty Professor

365
00:24:56.460 --> 00:24:58.460
So you can make me look Rod Stewart

366
00:24:58.900 --> 00:25:01.000
I can make you look like Barack Obama

367
00:25:04.300 --> 00:25:05.800
Oh.. Wait… I am going raise

368
00:25:05.800 --> 00:25:07.800
Show… Show

369
00:25:34.660 --> 00:25:37.020
He less like Bruce Lee

370
00:25:38.360 --> 00:25:40.560
He is more like David Carradine

371
00:25:40.560 --> 00:25:42.560
Ha Ha Ha..

372
00:25:43.780 --> 00:25:46.720
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper

373
00:25:46.720 --> 00:25:48.720
I heard that… Laughs…

374
00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:52.060
What do you call that move

375
00:25:52.460 --> 00:25:56.920
That move is called Carry the tiger of the mountain

376
00:25:57.280 --> 00:26:00.320
Laughs

377
00:26:00.780 --> 00:26:03.300
Did you teach it to Ronda Rousey?

378
00:26:03.300 --> 00:26:05.020
Nooo

379
00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:09.440
So... This is the money I owe you..

380
00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:11.980
And i would get the rest when i get my paycheck

381
00:26:12.380 --> 00:26:12.920
Thank you

382
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:14.300
Yep… no problem

383
00:26:14.300 --> 00:26:15.200
So what's next

384
00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:20.660
The cash you gave me is gonna last for a week maybe with these guys in the apartment..

385
00:26:22.660 --> 00:26:24.020
Ohh Too bad

386
00:26:24.300 --> 00:26:26.400
So So why are you have them

387
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:30.020
Why not they all need a roof and I have one

388
00:26:30.020 --> 00:26:33.400
But I will be gone soon too

389
00:26:37.740 --> 00:26:39.560
Hey.. You like cheese, right?

390
00:26:40.540 --> 00:26:41.560
Ya Sure

391
00:26:42.840 --> 00:26:44.900
I'm in the factory. I can deliver the cheese.

392
00:26:45.140 --> 00:26:46.900
What are you talking about?

393
00:26:47.360 --> 00:26:51.280
Money. Your old job, my new job.

394
00:26:51.600 --> 00:26:54.600
I mean Its not a lot but I mean

395
00:26:54.600 --> 00:26:57.680
It's not Taj Mahal money, but it's sustainable.

396
00:27:01.060 --> 00:27:02.600
Do you want to sponser us?

397
00:27:02.840 --> 00:27:04.900
No no no.. I want to hire you all of you

398
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:05.780
To do what?

399
00:27:05.780 --> 00:27:07.100
My job

400
00:27:08.540 --> 00:27:09.480
Look, I had great time

401
00:27:09.480 --> 00:27:11.480
weekend being tutored and that's fun

402
00:27:12.420 --> 00:27:14.680
But let us face it - I'm barely a novice in this shit.

403
00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:16.680
You guys are the best

404
00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:19.760
but unfortunately no one is hiring immigrants right now.

405
00:27:20.360 --> 00:27:22.800
So we get paid like under the table

406
00:27:22.800 --> 00:27:24.800
Yeah, exactly

407
00:27:25.340 --> 00:27:27.020
Soon, you'll be buying us all iPhones.

408
00:27:27.280 --> 00:27:28.280
So what's the catch?

409
00:27:28.560 --> 00:27:30.100
No catch. No catch at all

410
00:27:30.100 --> 00:27:31.520
It's a win-win situation.

411
00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:35.540
if it all works out, you guys get a job and I'll get to keep mine

412
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:40.060
Do I have deal?

413
00:27:41.380 --> 00:27:44.360
Alright… you have a deal..... Alright

414
00:27:44.700 --> 00:27:47.400
Hey cut that Dan Dan

415
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.680
Okay.. I am just getting warmed up

416
00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:53.200
Oh.. You need to jump in the pool and cool down..

417
00:28:06.300 --> 00:28:07.720
Hey man.. What gives?

418
00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:31.000
Ms. Davenport

419
00:28:31.380 --> 00:28:35.200
They uh painted these stripes a little narrow

420
00:28:35.520 --> 00:28:39.160
I find it healthy... to be close to my employees

421
00:28:40.380 --> 00:28:41.800
Is that the doctors orders?

422
00:28:44.100 --> 00:28:47.300
It's your voice… seems a little different

423
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:48.960
Really?

424
00:28:49.300 --> 00:28:54.760
Oh.. you're not as pixelated, unless you prefer the Minecraft look

425
00:28:55.660 --> 00:28:59.480
You're funny, I like that

426
00:29:00.320 --> 00:29:04.120
My office is at the far end of the hall if you have any questions

427
00:29:05.300 --> 00:29:06.520
Oh Cool cool

428
00:29:06.520 --> 00:29:09.260
My name is on the door. You can't miss it.

429
00:29:09.260 --> 00:29:11.260
Ok. I look for, look for it.. Thank you

430
00:29:22.580 --> 00:29:24.840
Knock on the door… Come in

431
00:29:25.760 --> 00:29:27.160
Uh.. You wanted to see me?

432
00:29:27.600 --> 00:29:30.340
Yes. Please have a seat

433
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:33.940
Am I in trouble?

434
00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:36.260
Not unless you want to be?

435
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:38.260
Uhh... No?

436
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:43.220
How do you feel about your first day out?

437
00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:46.600
Good. I feel good

438
00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:50.680
It's lot of work but I got a great team

439
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:54.000
Is there anything i can do to make it better?

440
00:29:56.280 --> 00:30:04.300
Umm.. No… Can't really think of any thing with the top of my head

441
00:30:05.360 --> 00:30:10.100
Can I get you anything… like a coffee or anything?

442
00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:14.460
I just love spritzing water in to my mouth

443
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:16.640
I could do 10 times a day

444
00:30:17.700 --> 00:30:20.460
That's good.Pretty thirsty

445
00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:25.500
Parched… I also get very hungry

446
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:29.260
So do kids in Africa

447
00:30:30.580 --> 00:30:36.180
Uhh. Is it Is it lunch time? Speaking of hunger, I gotta

448
00:30:36.300 --> 00:30:38.180
I am looking at lunch right now.

449
00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:43.080
Uhh. Okay… Thank you

450
00:30:44.320 --> 00:30:46.840
Let me wipe that out for you

451
00:30:46.840 --> 00:30:49.720
Okay.. Alright Alright you know, I should

452
00:30:51.060 --> 00:30:53.120
I should get to work

453
00:30:53.120 --> 00:30:55.120
Um... Sorry

454
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.660
Fine, Perfectly fine

455
00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:01.500
Your project is due today

456
00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:03.120
We haven't even started

457
00:31:03.120 --> 00:31:06.220
Please ready to be present to the department in one hour

458
00:31:06.220 --> 00:31:07.220
But Ms. Davenport..

459
00:31:07.220 --> 00:31:07.880
Go

460
00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:09.880
Okay. Alright alright alright alright

461
00:31:17.100 --> 00:31:18.040
Hello

462
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.280
I'm in trouble Nash

463
00:31:20.540 --> 00:31:22.480
Project is due in 1 hour

464
00:31:23.840 --> 00:31:24.920
That's funky

465
00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:26.560
Ya I know tell me about it

466
00:31:26.560 --> 00:31:27.820
What happened though?

467
00:31:27.820 --> 00:31:30.500
Ms. Davenport pretty much just tried to get it on with me

468
00:31:30.820 --> 00:31:32.640
oh that's amazing

469
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.640
oh tear it up boss

470
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:38.040
I heard Ms. Davenport is banging hot

471
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:40.180
Oh she is banging hot

472
00:31:40.180 --> 00:31:41.760
and her boobies felt really nice against my face

473
00:31:41.760 --> 00:31:43.400
but there are more pressing matters here

474
00:31:43.580 --> 00:31:44.560
Alright don't panic

475
00:31:44.560 --> 00:31:47.260
I want you to get all the work from your team first

476
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:49.260
Okay alright I'm on it

477
00:31:53.320 --> 00:31:55.280
Hey Dave

478
00:31:59.840 --> 00:32:01.000
Oh.. F***

479
00:32:02.740 --> 00:32:05.640
What a jerk. Who is that guy?

480
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:09.060
That's Sergio, the official corporate stress reliever

481
00:32:10.460 --> 00:32:11.880
Stress reliever?

482
00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:15.740
like squeezes hand kind of stress reliever?

483
00:32:16.300 --> 00:32:17.740
Probably a counselor

484
00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:20.120
Apparently, there's a lot of stress behind those doors

485
00:32:20.340 --> 00:32:22.120
Apparently so

486
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:26.860
Hello Ms. Davenport

487
00:32:27.080 --> 00:32:29.280
Someone have an accident on their first day

488
00:32:29.280 --> 00:32:31.920
Yeah good thing I have another shirt

489
00:32:32.700 --> 00:32:35.380
You're more than welcome to change in my office

490
00:32:36.580 --> 00:32:39.580
I'll use the restroom, Thank you

491
00:33:13.100 --> 00:33:14.740
No

492
00:33:14.740 --> 00:33:16.120
What?

493
00:33:16.740 --> 00:33:18.460
I said no

494
00:33:18.460 --> 00:33:21.640
Dave, the project is due in less than an hour

495
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:23.640
I need your part

496
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.760
What's in it for me

497
00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:27.920
I don't know an A plus sticker? A

498
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.500
gift card to Corner Bakery? What do you want?

499
00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:32.820
How about the satisfaction of

500
00:33:32.820 --> 00:33:34.820
knowing you did your job Dave.

501
00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:37.680
Are we all gung-ho

502
00:33:38.320 --> 00:33:40.280
no we are not all gung-ho

503
00:33:40.600 --> 00:33:42.120
Dave this is our job

504
00:33:43.040 --> 00:33:47.980
no it's my job it's my work

505
00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:50.820
I've been doing this for 15 years

506
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:52.820
had to answer to some guy from

507
00:33:52.820 --> 00:33:54.820
India in for 4

508
00:33:54.820 --> 00:33:56.820
have to answer to you

509
00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:00.700
okay Dave I'm sorry you hate yourself

510
00:34:00.980 --> 00:34:03.240
but don't bring this down on me okay

511
00:34:04.300 --> 00:34:06.420
I need to be leading this project

512
00:34:07.140 --> 00:34:10.140
But you're not I am. I'm sorry

513
00:34:10.140 --> 00:34:12.140
yeah so am I

514
00:34:17.980 --> 00:34:19.900
Can you get zorich on the line please?

515
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:21.740
Sure

516
00:34:22.820 --> 00:34:23.420
boss

517
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:25.680
I need you to hack into someone's computer

518
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:27.240
Can you do that?

519
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:29.480
Does an anteater eat ants

520
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.480
of course I can do it

521
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:32.740
great

522
00:34:33.720 --> 00:34:35.020
alright tell me what you need

523
00:34:35.660 --> 00:34:37.320
Give me colleague profile.

524
00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:59.740
Woah! That's a lot of junk on your desk

525
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:01.300
What is this? A garage sale?

526
00:35:01.300 --> 00:35:03.300
not really

527
00:35:04.220 --> 00:35:05.300
Oh, I know you

528
00:35:05.680 --> 00:35:06.400
Really?

529
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:08.220
Yeah! You're the model

530
00:35:08.220 --> 00:35:10.220
who promotes cheap junk online aren't you?

531
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:11.900
You follow my account?

532
00:35:12.120 --> 00:35:13.440
No

533
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:16.320
but if these are products you're promoting

534
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:17.800
I hope you're not using the company's

535
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:19.800
high speed broadband

536
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:21.800
Actually, I am.

537
00:35:22.240 --> 00:35:23.340
Ok. Why did you come here?

538
00:35:23.340 --> 00:35:24.820
For an autograph

539
00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:27.480
No, not for an autograph. I need the check list.

540
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:29.900
We have a task in an hour. Showcase

541
00:35:30.300 --> 00:35:32.820
Showcase on day one? Are you crazy?

542
00:35:32.820 --> 00:35:34.040
I'm nucking futs

543
00:35:34.860 --> 00:35:38.360
That's a 2-week task. You just came on board.

544
00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:40.280
I'm that good

545
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.280
Look, Ms. Davenport liked the codes that I wrote up,

546
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.280
so she asked me to get the checklist from you

547
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:45.640
and I need it

548
00:35:45.640 --> 00:35:47.640
Can I have it in an hour? Please?

549
00:35:59.900 --> 00:36:02.520
Hey, can I get a checklist popped up?

550
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:04.520
Thanks

551
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:11.640
After many hours of development

552
00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:14.840
and rigorous UAT testing

553
00:36:15.940 --> 00:36:18.660
We have released into production

554
00:36:19.220 --> 00:36:27.300
our version 1.0 of the F.R.T.S software

555
00:36:29.600 --> 00:36:32.200
this surveillance software

556
00:36:32.200 --> 00:36:34.460
has facial recognition capabilities

557
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.920
and automatically tracks

558
00:36:39.120 --> 00:36:40.580
any chosen subject

559
00:36:40.580 --> 00:36:44.700
continuously between different cameras

560
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:51.720
In our home land

561
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.320
sorry let's focus ... I'm sorry

562
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.620
Let's focus the importance

563
00:37:02.620 --> 00:37:04.080
of this technology

564
00:37:05.040 --> 00:37:09.200
Hospitals, office buildings, large buildings

565
00:37:09.200 --> 00:37:11.660
Security will Skyrocket

566
00:37:11.940 --> 00:37:13.060
and efficiency

567
00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:20.140
can you explain the technology behind the scenes

568
00:37:21.720 --> 00:37:22.940
Question is

569
00:37:23.040 --> 00:37:29.360
How... is.. it.. created?

570
00:37:30.340 --> 00:37:33.000
This is garam masala smells wonderful

571
00:37:33.820 --> 00:37:35.440
How is it created?

572
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.700
The technology behind the back box

573
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:42.460
Cardamom and coriander colander

574
00:37:46.900 --> 00:37:50.040
just tickled my throat for lunch

575
00:37:50.160 --> 00:37:52.460
I had that for lunch earlier it..

576
00:37:56.080 --> 00:37:58.100
Say data mining and data science

577
00:37:58.100 --> 00:38:00.160
data mining data science

578
00:38:02.680 --> 00:38:06.760
Google tensorflow tensor tensor flow

579
00:38:09.060 --> 00:38:17.120
open face and Java web. W-E-B services

580
00:38:23.560 --> 00:38:25.580
you know this is all

581
00:38:26.100 --> 00:38:28.980
technology and stuff, for a lot of people it's really hard to understand.

582
00:38:30.560 --> 00:38:33.700
I am sorry could you refresh us a little more on the functionality

583
00:38:33.700 --> 00:38:35.700
of the software.

584
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:36.860
Functionality yep.

585
00:38:36.860 --> 00:38:38.860
Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash

586
00:38:41.140 --> 00:38:43.420
Basically, what happens is, all this tracking occurs

587
00:38:43.420 --> 00:38:45.420
because we have all these servers

588
00:38:45.420 --> 00:38:47.420
that are attached to the cameras.

589
00:38:47.980 --> 00:38:51.980
So really, it's the cameras that send in the videos

590
00:38:51.980 --> 00:38:53.740
to the central servers

591
00:38:53.740 --> 00:38:56.980
Where, you know, that's where all the tracking happens.

592
00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:00.880
Is that..? Does that make sense? Yeah

593
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:07.720
good good good

594
00:39:11.160 --> 00:39:13.460
Should have seen Dave's face that sack of s***

595
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:19.300
Dave never liked me.

596
00:39:19.300 --> 00:39:21.300
He used to harass me with Indian jokes

597
00:39:21.300 --> 00:39:23.300
I don't I've even heard an Indian joke.

598
00:39:24.620 --> 00:39:26.200
So, how do you blow up an Indian?

599
00:39:26.200 --> 00:39:27.660
I don't know, how?

600
00:39:27.980 --> 00:39:29.660
You press the red dot on his face.

601
00:39:29.660 --> 00:39:33.120
hahaha that's terrible

602
00:39:33.560 --> 00:39:36.540
What do you call Indian dating app?

603
00:39:36.540 --> 00:39:38.540
I don't know, what?

604
00:39:39.180 --> 00:39:41.460
Connect the Dots.

605
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:43.460
That's pretty good.

606
00:39:44.100 --> 00:39:45.460
Oh wait, hold on a second guys,

607
00:39:45.460 --> 00:39:46.680
email from Miss Davenport

608
00:39:46.680 --> 00:39:50.000
Hit it boss. Oh, insert salami in punani.

609
00:39:50.740 --> 00:39:55.180
Uhhh... Mandatory meeting in 15 minutes.

610
00:39:55.180 --> 00:39:57.920
Ok I got to run. Be available.

611
00:39:59.240 --> 00:39:59.860
Thanks

612
00:40:03.860 --> 00:40:06.000
First, let's take a moment to

613
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.420
congratulate

614
00:40:07.420 --> 00:40:10.040
Natalie on an impressive release today.

615
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:14.060
Applause

616
00:40:14.520 --> 00:40:17.080
Not only did she deliver a superb product,

617
00:40:17.080 --> 00:40:20.200
but she brought it in 3 weeks ahead of schedule.

618
00:40:25.820 --> 00:40:26.800
Although, I should say

619
00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:28.160
we owe much of today success

620
00:40:28.160 --> 00:40:32.120
to our new team lead, Mr. Billy Ryan.

621
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:34.800
Thank you.

622
00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:37.640
Thanks.

623
00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:42.060
Mr. Ryan

624
00:40:42.420 --> 00:40:44.820
it's your first day here today...

625
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:46.940
You didn't overwork yourself did you?

626
00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:51.100
Oh no. Nope, not at all, just getting started.

627
00:40:54.780 --> 00:40:58.580
Mr. Ryan you have a rare gift.

628
00:40:59.260 --> 00:41:00.580
Hadouken

629
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:05.760
Let's hear it for Billy Ryan: Software Superman.

630
00:41:10.700 --> 00:41:14.440
Okay folks, let's get to the heart of the matter.

631
00:41:15.900 --> 00:41:17.920
I'm looking for a team to work on a

632
00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:20.840
special project, it's urgent.

633
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:25.180
An Olympic software team would take 8 months to do it.

634
00:41:25.540 --> 00:41:27.860
We need to do it in less time.

635
00:41:28.140 --> 00:41:29.860
How much less?

636
00:41:29.860 --> 00:41:31.860
4 months.

637
00:41:32.640 --> 00:41:34.200
So, what's the project?

638
00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:37.320
Analyzing biological data using Java.

639
00:41:38.220 --> 00:41:40.160
We can do it in 3 months.

640
00:41:40.620 --> 00:41:42.160
We can do it in 2 months.

641
00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:44.160
One month.

642
00:41:45.100 --> 00:41:47.000
That's stupid!

643
00:41:47.460 --> 00:41:48.580
No, he can't.

644
00:41:48.580 --> 00:41:52.100
Never mind Dave. I can do it.

645
00:41:52.100 --> 00:41:54.100
Now, that's b***S***.

646
00:41:54.740 --> 00:41:56.100
You're a fake.

647
00:41:56.220 --> 00:41:57.780
Dave, you and Holly can stop riding my

648
00:41:57.780 --> 00:42:00.220
coattails, okay. Go form your own band.

649
00:42:00.420 --> 00:42:01.840
You may be software Superman, but

650
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:02.980
you still need a team.

651
00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:05.120
Look, I know a group of really talented guys.

652
00:42:05.120 --> 00:42:06.780
Literally software geniuses

653
00:42:06.780 --> 00:42:08.780
I bring them on, we can pull this off.

654
00:42:09.740 --> 00:42:14.420
Yeah, yeah. What is it software Spider-Man, Iron man, and Batman?

655
00:42:14.420 --> 00:42:16.280
me me me me

656
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:17.900
It's an 8 month project.

657
00:42:17.900 --> 00:42:20.720
You want to promise it to me? In 1 month?

658
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:23.740
2 or 3 would have been good, but that was already taken.

659
00:42:23.740 --> 00:42:25.740
but yeah. We can do it. One month.

660
00:42:27.740 --> 00:42:29.720
say it

661
00:42:30.660 --> 00:42:33.240
I can do

662
00:42:37.200 --> 00:42:38.820
one month

663
00:42:40.900 --> 00:42:42.100
one month

664
00:42:43.040 --> 00:42:44.860
What have I done?

665
00:42:45.980 --> 00:42:47.920
Come on! You're leading the resistance.

666
00:42:48.180 --> 00:42:49.920
More power to you.

667
00:42:51.020 --> 00:42:51.920
Yeah, that's just the saying.

668
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.920
I wanted to lead a software team

669
00:42:55.540 --> 00:42:57.800
I have no idea what that meant till today

670
00:42:58.300 --> 00:43:01.160
Well obviously, you leveraged your position.

671
00:43:01.160 --> 00:43:03.160
To an effect, I mean it worked right? Listen,

672
00:43:03.160 --> 00:43:07.340
you are bringing the mice in to the cheese factory.

673
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:11.380
I can't bring the mice

674
00:43:11.380 --> 00:43:13.380
into the cheese factory.

675
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:14.500
That's the problem.

676
00:43:14.500 --> 00:43:16.060
This last meeting might as well have been a

677
00:43:16.060 --> 00:43:17.600
clan meeting with the grand wizard

678
00:43:17.600 --> 00:43:21.180
himself. Except this guy is kind of likable

679
00:43:21.500 --> 00:43:22.680
in a weird way.

680
00:43:22.680 --> 00:43:24.680
Well then why did you speak up?

681
00:43:24.680 --> 00:43:26.540
Because I'm impulsive.

682
00:43:26.540 --> 00:43:28.540
I don't know, I didn't think it through.

683
00:43:29.640 --> 00:43:31.340
I just

684
00:43:31.900 --> 00:43:33.840
I just need that Nash and

685
00:43:33.940 --> 00:43:37.400
the guys could do a better job then anybody.

686
00:43:38.060 --> 00:43:41.200
Yeah. Yeah, it does sound like

687
00:43:41.200 --> 00:43:43.200
you're in a little bit of a dilemma.

688
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:46.480
I mean what are you going to do next.

689
00:43:49.160 --> 00:43:51.660
Can I try one of those fuzzy navel shots?

690
00:43:52.600 --> 00:43:56.820
How about tequila? And this one's on me.

691
00:43:57.240 --> 00:43:58.820
I'll take a free tequila shot.

692
00:43:59.860 --> 00:44:01.720
Always take a free tequila shot.

693
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:06.720
Any day of the week. Cheers.

694
00:44:06.720 --> 00:44:08.720
Cheers.

695
00:44:47.540 --> 00:44:48.980
Billy isn't book smart, but

696
00:44:49.240 --> 00:44:51.640
I would be lying if I said he wasn't pure genius.

697
00:44:52.020 --> 00:44:53.640
He saw close resemblance of me with

698
00:44:53.640 --> 00:44:54.680
Michael Jackson.

699
00:44:55.060 --> 00:44:55.860
Michael Jackson?

700
00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:57.860
Yeah, let me show you.

701
00:45:01.860 --> 00:45:05.060
Wow! Look at that, the King of Pop.

702
00:45:05.520 --> 00:45:07.060
You're a doppelgänger.

703
00:45:07.500 --> 00:45:09.240
This close resemblance brought

704
00:45:09.300 --> 00:45:11.300
in a radical idea in to Billy's brain.

705
00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:13.300
What is it Billy?

706
00:45:14.260 --> 00:45:15.380
Anyone ever tell you

707
00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:17.580
you look a lot like Michael Jackson?

708
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:19.580
Yeah you kind of do.

709
00:45:19.580 --> 00:45:21.580
Hey Michael Jackson was black.

710
00:45:21.720 --> 00:45:22.200
Was he?

711
00:45:22.200 --> 00:45:25.100
That doesn't matter the man transcended color.

712
00:45:25.720 --> 00:45:27.640
Well I dressed up like Michael Jackson

713
00:45:27.640 --> 00:45:29.220
once for Halloween.

714
00:45:29.460 --> 00:45:30.940
What you guys have Halloween in India?

715
00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:32.940
Now it's getting popular.

716
00:45:33.600 --> 00:45:34.600
Well the point is,

717
00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:36.600
Ms. Davenport is not going to hire

718
00:45:36.600 --> 00:45:40.140
an Avinash or a Dan Dan.

719
00:45:40.140 --> 00:45:42.740
but she will hire a Mike and a Dan.

720
00:45:43.260 --> 00:45:46.480
What about me and Cameron?

721
00:45:48.540 --> 00:45:50.060
Well Zorik you can be Zachary.

722
00:45:50.160 --> 00:45:53.240
and Cameron... You can keep your name. Cameron is fine.

723
00:45:53.240 --> 00:45:54.020
That's fine

724
00:45:54.160 --> 00:45:56.020
Have you looked at me and Nash?

725
00:45:56.020 --> 00:45:57.140
What about our color?

726
00:45:57.200 --> 00:45:58.460
Bingo, that's where you come in.

727
00:45:58.460 --> 00:46:00.460
You guys ever hear of white face before?

728
00:46:01.120 --> 00:46:02.820
You can't be serious.

729
00:46:03.360 --> 00:46:04.120
What is whiteface?

730
00:46:04.120 --> 00:46:06.120
White face, you know,

731
00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:09.680
When people of color paint themselves to look white.

732
00:46:10.520 --> 00:46:12.180
Nick Cannon did it. Really?

733
00:46:12.380 --> 00:46:14.340
Yeah! There's no way painting ourselves white

734
00:46:14.340 --> 00:46:15.520
will work.

735
00:46:15.780 --> 00:46:16.480
Of course it'll work.

736
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:18.480
Cameron, you said you can make me

737
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:20.480
look like Barack Obama right?

738
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:22.880
Can't you make yourself look Caucasian?

739
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:27.300
Sure it will take hours at a time,

740
00:46:27.680 --> 00:46:28.840
and then you have to maintain it

741
00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:29.640
through out the day.

742
00:46:29.640 --> 00:46:31.640
But it's possible, Right?

743
00:46:33.140 --> 00:46:34.800
Sure it's possible.

744
00:46:35.260 --> 00:46:38.020
I can make us look like whatever we want, but

745
00:46:38.020 --> 00:46:39.540
I cannot change our accents

746
00:46:39.540 --> 00:46:40.380
Well I can help with that

747
00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:40.980
that's fine

748
00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:42.080
I'll tutor you.

749
00:46:42.080 --> 00:46:44.860
Well, that's a long shot.

750
00:46:48.060 --> 00:46:49.400
It's the only shot.

751
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.320
Otherwise I lose my job and you guys go home.

752
00:46:56.160 --> 00:46:56.940
Yeah

753
00:46:59.400 --> 00:46:59.920
Yeah

754
00:47:01.520 --> 00:47:03.060
I'm already White

755
00:47:03.060 --> 00:47:05.060
I just sound scary when I speak.

756
00:47:08.420 --> 00:47:10.200
I'm okay too.

757
00:47:10.380 --> 00:47:12.200
Cameron?

758
00:47:14.040 --> 00:47:14.960
Okay boss.

759
00:47:15.480 --> 00:47:18.040
We know that in order to pass as a normal white guy

760
00:47:18.620 --> 00:47:20.720
we needed to have clear American accents.

761
00:47:21.060 --> 00:47:22.980
And I thought YouTube tutorials would be of

762
00:47:22.980 --> 00:47:24.980
some help

763
00:47:25.600 --> 00:47:36.540
0 -0 -0 -0

764
00:47:41.120 --> 00:47:43.720
Guys what's going on in here?

765
00:47:43.720 --> 00:47:45.720
it looks like a weird black magic voodoo party.

766
00:47:45.720 --> 00:47:47.720
It's white magic we are practicing.

767
00:47:48.220 --> 00:47:51.600
Yes which I just amazed at the great American culture.

768
00:47:53.060 --> 00:47:55.440
Okay, alright yeah, that's great.

769
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:57.460
We can do that later. Right now,

770
00:47:57.520 --> 00:47:58.600
you need to fix your makeup

771
00:47:58.600 --> 00:47:59.880
you guys look like the product

772
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:01.200
of an orgy between Ronald McDonald, Prince.

773
00:48:01.200 --> 00:48:03.200
and an alpaca.

774
00:48:04.100 --> 00:48:05.780
What the hell is orgy?

775
00:48:10.980 --> 00:48:12.740
Cameron, can you help with the makeup stuff?

776
00:48:12.740 --> 00:48:15.060
Okay we'll do this stuff later.

777
00:48:15.060 --> 00:48:17.620
Okay guys.

778
00:48:43.660 --> 00:48:47.380
big .. big ... Black ... Black

779
00:48:47.380 --> 00:48:50.580
bear bear has has

780
00:48:50.700 --> 00:48:54.040
big big blue blue

781
00:48:54.040 --> 00:48:56.040
balls balls

782
00:48:58.680 --> 00:49:00.920
big black big black

783
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:05.160
bear bear blue balls - frustration in Hindi

784
00:49:06.540 --> 00:49:09.300
That's fine. That's okay. Take five. You'll get it you'll get it.

785
00:49:09.780 --> 00:49:13.360
big black bear blue got big blue balls.

786
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:16.820
I got it. Yeah. I got it . Now sing it.

787
00:49:17.220 --> 00:49:20.520
The big black bear's got big blue balls

788
00:49:20.520 --> 00:49:22.520
and the big black bears

789
00:49:22.700 --> 00:49:25.980
little big blue lo haha.

790
00:49:32.060 --> 00:49:33.860
What about the f word?

791
00:49:34.380 --> 00:49:35.860
Always a bad idea?

792
00:49:35.860 --> 00:49:37.860
No, not necessarily.

793
00:49:38.520 --> 00:49:39.860
Explain

794
00:49:39.860 --> 00:49:41.860
Okay, well it could be used in a good way.

795
00:49:41.860 --> 00:49:44.280
Like, uh... this Alfredo is F****** amazing

796
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:46.940
or, it's nice to f****** meet you.

797
00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:48.940
or let's get f***** up.

798
00:49:49.560 --> 00:49:52.380
Dan Dan, tell me I'm a fat piece of s***

799
00:49:52.420 --> 00:49:53.280
who's going to die of heart failure.

800
00:49:53.460 --> 00:49:54.740
You're a fat piece of s*** and

801
00:49:54.740 --> 00:49:55.900
you're going to die of heart failure.

802
00:49:55.900 --> 00:49:57.380
Okay, now ask me if I give a f***.

803
00:49:57.380 --> 00:49:58.480
You give a f***?

804
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:00.480
No, see by me saying

805
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:01.320
"Ask me if I give a f***"

806
00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:02.380
It means I really don't care.

807
00:50:02.380 --> 00:50:03.400
how that works?

808
00:50:04.100 --> 00:50:05.700
That's a good one.

809
00:50:06.460 --> 00:50:08.360
Cameron, your head's on fire.

810
00:50:12.080 --> 00:50:13.600
Ask me if I give a f***.

811
00:50:13.600 --> 00:50:15.040
Perfect

812
00:50:15.040 --> 00:50:17.040
Now, take everything that I've taught

813
00:50:17.040 --> 00:50:19.600
you, improvise, add to it, etc.

814
00:50:22.600 --> 00:50:23.560
Evening gentlemen,

815
00:50:23.560 --> 00:50:25.560
will you have room dessert?

816
00:50:25.560 --> 00:50:27.120
or possibly anything else to drink?

817
00:50:27.120 --> 00:50:30.020
Uhhhh I'm good.

818
00:50:30.020 --> 00:50:32.020
Do you guys need anything?

819
00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:36.800
Yes, I would like a f****** Chardonnay.

820
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:38.800
Excuse me.

821
00:50:39.500 --> 00:50:42.900
Please, and thank you.

822
00:50:49.420 --> 00:50:51.000
How did I do?

823
00:50:52.620 --> 00:50:55.160
Interesting, at least you smiled.

824
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:00.660
Do you know where the restrooms are?

825
00:51:01.580 --> 00:51:02.340
No I don't.

826
00:51:02.340 --> 00:51:04.340
Oh, ask the maitre d.

827
00:51:04.340 --> 00:51:05.720
Excuse me Sir,

828
00:51:06.120 --> 00:51:07.420
Do you know where the restrooms are?

829
00:51:08.060 --> 00:51:09.340
Absolutely. They're on the opposite side

830
00:51:09.340 --> 00:51:10.720
of the restaurant... F***

831
00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:13.480
Yeah tell me about it. I

832
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:15.480
've been on my feet all day.

833
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:18.920
So gentlemen, how was everything?

834
00:51:19.880 --> 00:51:20.920
Dan Dan do you want to handle this?

835
00:51:21.700 --> 00:51:22.920
Exquisite.

836
00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:26.680
I see you ordered the chicken marsala.

837
00:51:27.720 --> 00:51:29.100
How was it?

838
00:51:29.520 --> 00:51:31.840
I totally f***** it up.

839
00:51:32.260 --> 00:51:35.320
Wonderful, if you need anything at all

840
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.320
please do not hesitate to ask us.

841
00:51:45.740 --> 00:51:46.900
Your Chardonnay.

842
00:51:54.820 --> 00:51:56.520
Unfortunately gentleman, my shift has ended,

843
00:51:56.520 --> 00:51:58.340
but it's been a pleasure serving you guys

844
00:51:58.340 --> 00:52:00.820
this evening. I'm going to leave the check

845
00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:02.320
right here, but no rush and

846
00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:03.720
take your time. Thank you

847
00:52:03.720 --> 00:52:05.720
Have a good night. Alright, appreciate it.

848
00:52:05.720 --> 00:52:07.720
f*** off buddy

849
00:52:08.020 --> 00:52:09.720
What?

850
00:52:09.720 --> 00:52:11.720
That's not what he meant.

851
00:52:11.720 --> 00:52:12.800
He meant

852
00:52:13.260 --> 00:52:14.440
f*** buddy?

853
00:52:14.440 --> 00:52:16.440
What? That's not what he meant either

854
00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:18.440
You trying to get with me punk?

855
00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:20.240
No, it's a misunderstanding.

856
00:52:20.240 --> 00:52:22.240
Oh I understand perfectly fine s*****.

857
00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:25.380
That's not creative homeboy.

858
00:52:25.380 --> 00:52:28.940
home- home- It's about... Ohh f***

859
00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:40.720
Are you sure we're supposed to be out here right now?

860
00:52:40.720 --> 00:52:43.820
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, this is the best way to find out

861
00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:46.020
if it's going to work.

862
00:52:46.020 --> 00:52:49.400
Okay, so the best way to interact is, don't interact.

863
00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:50.660
That make sense?

864
00:52:51.100 --> 00:52:54.160
No. What do we do? Act natural.

865
00:52:54.160 --> 00:52:56.520
Smile, wave

866
00:52:56.520 --> 00:52:58.520
Like, smile at The Stranger.

867
00:52:58.520 --> 00:53:00.000
absolutely

868
00:53:00.640 --> 00:53:01.620
Hi white person!

869
00:53:01.620 --> 00:53:03.260
Don't say white person.

870
00:53:03.260 --> 00:53:05.680
Hello. She actually smiled back.

871
00:53:05.680 --> 00:53:07.680
See how it works?

872
00:53:43.580 --> 00:53:45.500
Americans first.

873
00:53:46.680 --> 00:53:48.260
for peeing?

874
00:54:24.700 --> 00:54:26.140
You guys there.

875
00:54:27.300 --> 00:54:28.980
Yes, you both.

876
00:54:29.220 --> 00:54:32.720
Come here. Come now quickly.

877
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:41.800
Now pardon our intrusion, but what are y'alls names?

878
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:45.140
Zachary ... Dan

879
00:54:46.340 --> 00:54:48.400
We...We are cousins.

880
00:54:50.600 --> 00:54:51.580
No

881
00:54:51.580 --> 00:54:53.580
You two are some of the

882
00:54:53.580 --> 00:54:56.120
whitest people we have ever seen.

883
00:54:56.280 --> 00:54:56.920
Thank you.

884
00:54:57.140 --> 00:54:58.920
We need more people like you representing the states.

885
00:55:01.160 --> 00:55:03.420
Zachary, you and your Mongoloid cousin

886
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:05.820
clearly agree that us, true Americans

887
00:55:05.820 --> 00:55:07.120
are the dominant race.

888
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:09.120
Toast to that.

889
00:55:09.200 --> 00:55:10.840
Are you two show us how much you hate immigrants?

890
00:55:11.020 --> 00:55:11.780
Yeah hey

891
00:55:14.220 --> 00:55:17.280
Black is whack.. quite so indeed.

892
00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:19.080
Asian lives don't matter.

893
00:55:19.080 --> 00:55:21.080
No they don't.

894
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:22.720
A toast!

895
00:55:23.640 --> 00:55:24.720
To our race.

896
00:55:25.100 --> 00:55:28.060
The best that god has ever been.

897
00:55:29.040 --> 00:55:31.560
White power? White power.

898
00:56:08.640 --> 00:56:12.220
So, you said you're from Montana?

899
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.880
Yes.

900
00:56:14.600 --> 00:56:16.820
Your facial features strike me as

901
00:56:16.820 --> 00:56:19.980
a little Mongoloid-ish?

902
00:56:21.240 --> 00:56:23.140
My father f***** an immigrant.

903
00:56:23.640 --> 00:56:24.820
Awesome.

904
00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:26.820
You are in.

905
00:56:29.680 --> 00:56:30.800
Billy says you're the best at

906
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:32.160
acquiring software tools.

907
00:56:32.160 --> 00:56:34.580
Yes, oil from the middle east.

908
00:56:34.780 --> 00:56:36.100
Land from the natives

909
00:56:36.100 --> 00:56:38.100
and now, software from the Chinese.

910
00:56:39.120 --> 00:56:41.620
Nothing a white man can't acquire with high broadband speed.

911
00:56:43.160 --> 00:56:46.080
Wow, you might be good at software,

912
00:56:46.080 --> 00:56:48.080
but look at that piece of hardware.

913
00:56:52.560 --> 00:56:54.260
Well, it if isn't the King of Pop.

914
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:56.940
Just remember that in this office,

915
00:56:57.180 --> 00:56:59.540
I'm the queen. Period.

916
00:57:01.020 --> 00:57:03.620
Okay, well, it looks like we're all fine and dandy.

917
00:57:03.620 --> 00:57:05.620
This is just a brief formality,

918
00:57:06.200 --> 00:57:08.140
we have a lot of work on our hands.

919
00:57:08.980 --> 00:57:10.600
Review meeting in 15 minutes.

920
00:57:11.080 --> 00:57:12.600
This is the facial reading camera.

921
00:57:13.080 --> 00:57:14.600
Or, FRC for short.

922
00:57:15.140 --> 00:57:16.960
It's used for facial motion capture.

923
00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:19.580
Just like they use in CGI in Hollywood.

924
00:57:19.900 --> 00:57:21.580
Except this isn't Hollywood.

925
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:23.580
This is government.

926
00:57:26.260 --> 00:57:27.320
Your facial muscles and

927
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:28.460
how they respond to any

928
00:57:28.460 --> 00:57:30.660
particular stimuli tells quite a lot about

929
00:57:30.660 --> 00:57:32.660
who you are.

930
00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:34.080
It's meant to be used in conjunction with

931
00:57:34.080 --> 00:57:35.400
this machine here.

932
00:57:35.780 --> 00:57:38.940
The NVM or the natural vibrations meter.

933
00:57:39.560 --> 00:57:41.440
The subject will place his hand on the glass.

934
00:57:41.540 --> 00:57:43.440
The glass will then read the vibrations

935
00:57:43.440 --> 00:57:44.980
through his hands and fingers.

936
00:57:44.980 --> 00:57:46.980
Our job is to design a processor

937
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:48.620
that will analyze this data.

938
00:57:48.620 --> 00:57:51.060
That will then be tested by the nervous system database,

939
00:57:51.580 --> 00:57:53.420
or NSDB.

940
00:57:55.580 --> 00:57:57.560
And what's the goal? What's the

941
00:57:57.560 --> 00:57:59.560
government trying find out?

942
00:58:13.660 --> 00:58:15.060
If the subject is lying.

943
00:58:19.340 --> 00:58:22.460
Our goal is to use these at every US Port of Entry.

944
00:58:23.600 --> 00:58:27.880
To keep out the brown and black sheep trying to get in.

945
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:47.280
Anybody want to say anything?

946
00:58:48.120 --> 00:58:48.980
What?

947
00:58:50.220 --> 00:58:51.980
Hey, keep your piss over there.

948
00:58:52.380 --> 00:58:53.980
Sorry

949
00:58:54.600 --> 00:58:55.980
It's over.

950
00:58:56.240 --> 00:58:57.460
What do you mean over.

951
00:58:57.860 --> 00:58:59.780
I mean we can't move forward with this.

952
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:01.780
We have to.

953
00:59:01.900 --> 00:59:03.780
It's a lie detector Billy.

954
00:59:03.940 --> 00:59:05.380
And we all are f****** liars.

955
00:59:05.560 --> 00:59:07.320
It's bunch of liars writing a software code

956
00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.320
to catch people like us.

957
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:10.300
What you are talking about?

958
00:59:10.560 --> 00:59:12.300
They are going to use on our people.

959
00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:13.440
That's not true.

960
00:59:13.600 --> 00:59:14.420
You heard her.

961
00:59:14.500 --> 00:59:16.420
She said every US port of entry.

962
00:59:17.140 --> 00:59:19.600
Yeah, for the black and the brown sheep.

963
00:59:20.100 --> 00:59:22.060
You guys are white sheep.

964
00:59:22.460 --> 00:59:25.260
We are colored sheep in white sheep's clothing.

965
00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:26.720
That's not what I meant.

966
00:59:26.720 --> 00:59:30.380
Look if the lie detector test is

967
00:59:30.380 --> 00:59:32.380
meant to weed out the worst of the immigrants.

968
00:59:32.820 --> 00:59:34.960
You know, if you are criminal or

969
00:59:35.220 --> 00:59:39.080
or liar, or threat to the society, then you shouldn't be allowed in.

970
00:59:39.160 --> 00:59:41.140
But if you are a decent human being,

971
00:59:41.140 --> 00:59:43.140
trying to enter this county legally,

972
00:59:43.600 --> 00:59:46.560
sure come on in. I'll buy you a drink.

973
00:59:48.520 --> 00:59:50.180
What if we manipulate the system?

974
00:59:50.820 --> 00:59:52.460
We create version for ourselves,

975
00:59:52.460 --> 00:59:53.880
then we deliver the

976
00:59:53.880 --> 00:59:55.880
real product at the very end.

977
00:59:56.700 --> 00:59:58.660
No, this can't be done that way.

978
00:59:58.860 --> 01:00:00.660
This software is way more complicated.

979
01:00:01.120 --> 01:00:02.660
It does not have on off switch.

980
01:00:02.780 --> 01:00:05.180
He is right. It can not be done.

981
01:00:05.780 --> 01:00:07.180
We have to deliver good product.

982
01:00:07.180 --> 01:00:09.180
But how?

983
01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:11.700
By doing an honest good job.

984
01:00:12.600 --> 01:00:13.700
We were bought here

985
01:00:13.700 --> 01:00:15.700
because we are good at what we do.

986
01:00:16.100 --> 01:00:17.700
That is what who we are.

987
01:00:17.940 --> 01:00:19.700
Forget about our skin color,

988
01:00:20.120 --> 01:00:21.700
Billy gave us this opportunity

989
01:00:21.880 --> 01:00:23.700
when no one else would.

990
01:00:23.840 --> 01:00:26.620
We owe it him and we owe it to ourselves.

991
01:00:26.620 --> 01:00:29.360
To be the best versions of ourselves.

992
01:00:31.780 --> 01:00:33.180
Let's do this.

993
01:00:34.420 --> 01:00:35.660
Alright.

994
01:00:40.720 --> 01:00:41.780
I'll make this easy guys .

995
01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:43.780
We'll use variables X Y and Z

996
01:00:44.140 --> 01:00:45.640
Facial reading will be X.

997
01:00:45.640 --> 01:00:46.360
Hand reading is Y.

998
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:48.360
And the Nervous System database is Z.

999
01:00:48.640 --> 01:00:49.560
We have 3 cases.

1000
01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:50.720
Now Case 1,

1001
01:00:50.860 --> 01:00:52.720
if X=Y then the subject is confident.

1002
01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:56.380
If X=Y=Z he is confident and telling the truth.

1003
01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.100
However if X=Y does not equal Z,

1004
01:01:00.260 --> 01:01:02.600
then the subject is confident, but is not telling the truth.

1005
01:01:02.900 --> 01:01:04.240
Now we have Case 3.

1006
01:01:04.500 --> 01:01:05.780
X does not equal Y.

1007
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:07.300
Then we don't even look at Z

1008
01:01:07.300 --> 01:01:09.820
because we already know the subject is a liar.

1009
01:01:10.160 --> 01:01:10.620
Right.

1010
01:01:10.820 --> 01:01:12.620
Easy stuff . You guys got it ?

1011
01:01:12.740 --> 01:01:14.060
Billy ? Yeah! You got it ? Yeah.

1012
01:01:14.540 --> 01:01:16.060
Okay, so Nash,

1013
01:01:16.680 --> 01:01:18.200
you handle the FRC coding.

1014
01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:20.420
Ok Dan Dan, the NVM.

1015
01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:21.540
Will do. Alright.

1016
01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:24.600
Zorik, you are the business analyst on task.

1017
01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:27.820
So, I need you to consult with the marketing executives,

1018
01:01:27.940 --> 01:01:29.820
to get the customer requirements. Ok.

1019
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:32.120
If Dave's a dick about it, you know what to do.

1020
01:01:32.120 --> 01:01:33.180
Right.

1021
01:01:33.300 --> 01:01:34.940
Cameron, you're the tester.

1022
01:01:34.940 --> 01:01:37.100
So, start preparing the checklist.

1023
01:01:37.340 --> 01:01:39.100
Alright guys, let's rock 'n' roll.

1024
01:01:39.420 --> 01:01:40.420
Wait wait wait.

1025
01:01:41.340 --> 01:01:42.420
Yeah, you all need touchups.

1026
01:01:42.720 --> 01:01:45.280
What do we do? Restrooms. Alright.

1027
01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:51.380
Hi, this is Holly. Yes, with 5k followers.

1028
01:01:53.380 --> 01:01:54.540
Uhuh.

1029
01:01:57.600 --> 01:01:58.360
Dave!

1030
01:02:03.720 --> 01:02:05.160
Dave.

1031
01:02:05.740 --> 01:02:07.240
Shit, you startled me.

1032
01:02:07.240 --> 01:02:09.240
Update on Billy and his team.

1033
01:02:09.480 --> 01:02:10.200
Okay, lets hear it.

1034
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.680
They are working on something big, but

1035
01:02:12.860 --> 01:02:14.000
I cant figure out what it is.

1036
01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:15.680
They're speaking in code.

1037
01:02:16.540 --> 01:02:17.680
Well, they are software people.

1038
01:02:18.240 --> 01:02:20.060
No! Like code speak.

1039
01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:21.520
They are using words like

1040
01:02:21.520 --> 01:02:23.520
X,Y,Z to talk about the project.

1041
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:26.100
Where are they now?

1042
01:02:26.220 --> 01:02:27.480
The men's restroom.

1043
01:02:27.720 --> 01:02:29.500
Something about a touch up.

1044
01:02:29.780 --> 01:02:30.820
Why aren't you there?

1045
01:02:30.820 --> 01:02:32.820
It's a men's restroom.

1046
01:02:33.360 --> 01:02:34.820
Ok good point.

1047
01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:38.580
Let's see what I can find out.

1048
01:02:45.620 --> 01:02:47.720
Yeah, so I told him that's syphilis brother.

1049
01:02:47.940 --> 01:02:49.720
Got to get that checked-out.

1050
01:02:49.720 --> 01:02:51.720
That's disgusting. Yeah.

1051
01:02:52.040 --> 01:02:53.720
Like a leaky faucet.

1052
01:02:54.660 --> 01:02:56.320
I'm like your brother Billy.

1053
01:02:57.220 --> 01:02:58.560
Only, the better-looking one.

1054
01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:00.820
Yeah, you do look like my brother.

1055
01:03:01.180 --> 01:03:02.140
We have company.

1056
01:03:02.140 --> 01:03:03.160
Dave is on his way.

1057
01:03:03.260 --> 01:03:05.320
Oh shit! Hide the makeup.

1058
01:03:06.640 --> 01:03:13.000
Go! Go! Go! Just go! Just go! Just go!

1059
01:03:16.640 --> 01:03:17.580
Hey, Dave.

1060
01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:22.320
How's that new job treating you over there.

1061
01:03:22.680 --> 01:03:24.320
Marketing executive, right?

1062
01:03:26.180 --> 01:03:28.520
Good one , good one to have.

1063
01:03:28.520 --> 01:03:30.520
Cool

1064
01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:36.060
Talk later.

1065
01:03:46.340 --> 01:03:49.780
Psst. Hey, hey buddy.

1066
01:03:50.600 --> 01:03:52.280
You got any toilet paper over there.

1067
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:54.280
I'm all out.

1068
01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:12.400
Is this a wet nap?

1069
01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:14.940
Yes, it is.

1070
01:04:16.580 --> 01:04:18.340
And it's scented?

1071
01:04:19.160 --> 01:04:21.340
Royal treatment for my royal ass.

1072
01:04:22.360 --> 01:04:23.860
Do you need another one?

1073
01:04:24.380 --> 01:04:28.300
Sure, I mean I'm always such a mess down there.

1074
01:04:38.120 --> 01:04:41.040
Hey buddy, I couldn't help but notice,

1075
01:04:41.040 --> 01:04:43.900
That your, your middle finger is black.

1076
01:04:46.740 --> 01:04:50.680
I got my finger stuck up sex doll.

1077
01:04:52.060 --> 01:04:53.560
Oh.

1078
01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:56.100
Yes, I should have unplugged

1079
01:04:56.100 --> 01:04:58.100
it from the wall first.

1080
01:05:22.900 --> 01:05:24.900
We're all sensitive to water.

1081
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:35.660
You may see a gardening tool,

1082
01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:38.380
but I see the ultimate selfie light.

1083
01:05:38.980 --> 01:05:41.080
Move, get out of the video.

1084
01:05:42.620 --> 01:05:45.180
I just saw the most bizarre thing in the restroom.

1085
01:05:45.980 --> 01:05:47.180
Are they gay?

1086
01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:49.180
No! It's more than that.

1087
01:05:49.840 --> 01:05:53.520
More? Like they have both parts?

1088
01:05:55.180 --> 01:05:56.200
No no no.

1089
01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:59.640
It's not about the parts. It's about the color.

1090
01:05:59.780 --> 01:06:01.640
You saw the color of their parts?

1091
01:06:01.640 --> 01:06:04.500
Yes! No! Well, not exactly. It's like

1092
01:06:04.800 --> 01:06:07.440
they're coated.

1093
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:09.440
Like a powdered donut?

1094
01:06:10.180 --> 01:06:12.980
Bingo! See, it's not their parts,

1095
01:06:13.240 --> 01:06:14.980
their hands and faces.

1096
01:06:16.240 --> 01:06:17.700
What do you mean?

1097
01:06:17.980 --> 01:06:24.820
Ok. I don't think these people are really white.

1098
01:06:25.600 --> 01:06:30.460
Ew, gross. Nonwhites? What do we do?

1099
01:06:31.420 --> 01:06:32.680
Watson.

1100
01:06:32.680 --> 01:06:36.800
we'll start our own investigation and get to the bottom of this.

1101
01:06:39.760 --> 01:06:41.220
Who's Watson?

1102
01:06:47.940 --> 01:06:48.940
Get with the program.

1103
01:06:49.140 --> 01:06:50.040
What's your password?

1104
01:06:50.220 --> 01:06:51.140
Dave is gay.

1105
01:06:51.320 --> 01:06:52.460
I knew that, password?

1106
01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:54.120
No, that's my password "dave is gay"

1107
01:06:54.120 --> 01:06:56.120
Oh, that great password! Thank you.

1108
01:08:08.160 --> 01:08:09.880
Hi Ms. Davenport.

1109
01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:11.880
Mike

1110
01:08:12.420 --> 01:08:13.480
The King of pop.

1111
01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:14.860
Ms. Davenport, the Queen.

1112
01:08:16.860 --> 01:08:18.420
Would you come over here and,

1113
01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:20.420
fix my hardware?

1114
01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:24.080
Well, come on. Don't be shy.

1115
01:08:25.080 --> 01:08:26.760
Okay, sure.

1116
01:08:29.580 --> 01:08:30.440
You're a handsome fellow,

1117
01:08:30.440 --> 01:08:31.380
You know that?

1118
01:08:31.380 --> 01:08:32.400
Thank you.

1119
01:08:32.400 --> 01:08:34.400
Do you have a girlfriend?

1120
01:08:34.400 --> 01:08:35.580
Well... I do have

1121
01:08:36.020 --> 01:08:37.580
You think I'm pretty?

1122
01:08:38.020 --> 01:08:39.580
Sure, you are.

1123
01:08:41.660 --> 01:08:43.800
Oh,that looks like you have a spot.

1124
01:08:44.200 --> 01:08:45.800
Right there.

1125
01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:50.420
Someone needs to change their pants. I will take care of it.

1126
01:08:50.420 --> 01:08:51.580
no no no

1127
01:08:51.580 --> 01:08:52.200
I insist.

1128
01:08:52.200 --> 01:08:52.980
Please, don't.

1129
01:08:52.980 --> 01:08:54.200
Do I have to get rough with you?

1130
01:08:54.200 --> 01:08:56.200
Don't Don't Don't

1131
01:08:57.500 --> 01:09:00.000
Oh my god.

1132
01:09:00.580 --> 01:09:02.900
That's the Sunburn from the Bahamas actually.

1133
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:05.280
Oh, exotic.

1134
01:09:06.300 --> 01:09:07.620
Well, baby, let me

1135
01:09:07.620 --> 01:09:09.620
just go ahead and burn your lips

1136
01:09:10.260 --> 01:09:11.940
while we're at it.

1137
01:09:12.300 --> 01:09:14.280
Mike! Oh no, okay.

1138
01:09:14.620 --> 01:09:16.580
Sorry, Ms. Davenport, but I need him.

1139
01:09:16.580 --> 01:09:17.760
I need him! Well, I need him for the deadline.

1140
01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:19.040
No No No.

1141
01:09:19.040 --> 01:09:21.040
Come on, let's go.

1142
01:09:21.500 --> 01:09:24.060
Pull your pants up.

1143
01:09:27.980 --> 01:09:29.940
My computer is still broken.

1144
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:34.140
Hey it's Dan, right?

1145
01:09:35.700 --> 01:09:37.080
Yes.

1146
01:09:38.380 --> 01:09:41.240
Dan, how's your day going?

1147
01:09:42.340 --> 01:09:43.240
Ok...

1148
01:09:43.240 --> 01:09:44.720
How has your day been?

1149
01:09:45.040 --> 01:09:47.260
Ohh, not so good.

1150
01:09:47.580 --> 01:09:49.260
No sirree.

1151
01:09:53.120 --> 01:09:56.000
My girlfriend, she just broke up with me.

1152
01:09:57.100 --> 01:10:00.660
Left me for a damn chink.

1153
01:10:01.080 --> 01:10:02.660
Can you believe that?

1154
01:10:02.660 --> 01:10:04.660
What's wrong with chinks?

1155
01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:08.820
Dude, come on what planet are you from?

1156
01:10:08.820 --> 01:10:10.820
You know, Chinks, they got the

1157
01:10:10.820 --> 01:10:14.100
little, tiny, ultra, microscopic penises.

1158
01:10:14.900 --> 01:10:15.860
You must have seen lot of

1159
01:10:15.860 --> 01:10:17.960
Chinese dicks to come to that conclusion.

1160
01:10:17.960 --> 01:10:19.500
I mean, you know that's

1161
01:10:19.960 --> 01:10:21.340
the thing, you don't have to actually see them.

1162
01:10:21.340 --> 01:10:23.340
Just have a look at their crotch and you can tell.

1163
01:10:24.180 --> 01:10:25.440
Ohhhh

1164
01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:28.100
What's the matter, Dan?

1165
01:10:28.640 --> 01:10:31.960
Cat got your dick?

1166
01:10:32.540 --> 01:10:34.480
No. Coffee got your dick.

1167
01:10:48.660 --> 01:10:50.500
I got a bad feeling about Cameron at lunch.

1168
01:10:51.100 --> 01:10:52.920
He's got that black kind of vibe

1169
01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:55.160
going on and he refused to eat pork.

1170
01:10:57.160 --> 01:10:59.160
Sounds like foreign shit to me.

1171
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.180
The Mongoloid spilled coffee

1172
01:11:02.180 --> 01:11:04.420
on my dick, it still hurts.

1173
01:11:05.820 --> 01:11:08.200
These guys are too phenomenal at software.

1174
01:11:08.620 --> 01:11:10.200
They can't be white.

1175
01:11:28.180 --> 01:11:32.300
Stop! My office! Right now!

1176
01:11:33.300 --> 01:11:35.240
What is the meaning of all of this?

1177
01:11:36.220 --> 01:11:38.140
I was just trying to use the restroom.

1178
01:11:39.180 --> 01:11:41.460
Dave, I was born at night, but

1179
01:11:41.460 --> 01:11:43.460
certainly not last night.

1180
01:11:43.580 --> 01:11:45.460
You and Holly have some explaining to do.

1181
01:11:45.900 --> 01:11:47.100
Ms. Davenport, we were simply

1182
01:11:47.100 --> 01:11:48.540
trying to show you something.

1183
01:11:48.540 --> 01:11:50.780
In the men's restroom?

1184
01:11:51.340 --> 01:11:53.260
What kind of software company are we running here?

1185
01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:55.640
Ms., there's something you really ought to know.

1186
01:11:56.100 --> 01:11:57.640
It's about these guys.

1187
01:11:59.640 --> 01:12:00.740
Go on.

1188
01:12:01.400 --> 01:12:03.080
OK lets see. How do I put this?...

1189
01:12:05.380 --> 01:12:07.000
They're really not Caucasian.

1190
01:12:07.980 --> 01:12:10.960
In fact, probably not even American.

1191
01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:13.180
Okay, that's offensive.

1192
01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:15.500
It's true! They're hiding something.

1193
01:12:15.900 --> 01:12:17.500
This is absurd.

1194
01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:19.500
Take a look at these dashingly

1195
01:12:19.500 --> 01:12:21.500
handsome white men.

1196
01:12:22.840 --> 01:12:24.460
Have you two gone color blind?

1197
01:12:24.760 --> 01:12:26.040
They're wearing a disguise.

1198
01:12:26.040 --> 01:12:28.040
It's makeup.

1199
01:12:29.640 --> 01:12:30.220
Prove it.

1200
01:12:30.220 --> 01:12:32.220
Move

1201
01:12:34.280 --> 01:12:36.360
Stop it! Give me that!

1202
01:12:37.040 --> 01:12:39.100
You apologize to Zachary, right now

1203
01:12:39.760 --> 01:12:40.820
Spray it on Mike!

1204
01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:42.820
He's definitely wearing makeup.

1205
01:12:43.300 --> 01:12:44.820
No. Mike is white.

1206
01:12:45.440 --> 01:12:47.060
He's just terribly sunburnt from the waist down.

1207
01:12:47.800 --> 01:12:49.060
I know, I checked.

1208
01:12:50.440 --> 01:12:51.100
But...

1209
01:12:51.380 --> 01:12:53.100
That's enough Holly.

1210
01:12:53.280 --> 01:12:55.100
I don't know what's gotten into you two.

1211
01:12:56.220 --> 01:12:58.100
From what I understand, the two of

1212
01:12:58.100 --> 01:12:59.080
you were moved into marketing.

1213
01:12:59.080 --> 01:13:01.080
A significantly lower paying job.

1214
01:13:01.660 --> 01:13:03.860
If you keep it up, you'll be working in sanitation.

1215
01:13:04.580 --> 01:13:06.760
Consider this your first warning.

1216
01:13:08.320 --> 01:13:10.220
Billy, have you completed the task?

1217
01:13:10.220 --> 01:13:11.240
Almost there.

1218
01:13:11.480 --> 01:13:13.240
Good, you and I have a meeting with

1219
01:13:13.240 --> 01:13:14.920
the senior manager in 30 minutes.

1220
01:13:15.180 --> 01:13:16.360
Can you manage that?

1221
01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:18.360
Absolutely.

1222
01:13:19.380 --> 01:13:21.200
And where is Cameron?

1223
01:13:21.940 --> 01:13:25.140
He is fixing his hardware,

1224
01:13:26.140 --> 01:13:27.140
you know what I mean.

1225
01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:29.580
Well I need that done soon.

1226
01:13:44.180 --> 01:13:45.660
Dave and holly were onto us.

1227
01:13:46.120 --> 01:13:47.140
They tried everything

1228
01:13:47.140 --> 01:13:49.140
they could to try and expose our identities.

1229
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:17.720
God,

1230
01:14:18.440 --> 01:14:21.800
Man. why did it have to be a three prong plug.

1231
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:28.520
What's this?

1232
01:14:28.820 --> 01:14:30.520
A signal jammer.

1233
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:33.560
You have your own jammer?

1234
01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:35.940
I modeled the product a couple of weeks ago.

1235
01:14:36.240 --> 01:14:39.100
It's suppose to block electronic signals.

1236
01:14:41.100 --> 01:14:42.300
We can block their communication.

1237
01:14:45.220 --> 01:14:46.220
Exactly. Billy will have to do the

1238
01:14:46.220 --> 01:14:48.220
demo meeting on his own.

1239
01:14:50.220 --> 01:14:51.640
Check check. One-two. Check check.

1240
01:14:51.640 --> 01:14:53.640
Nothing, I can't hear nothing.

1241
01:14:54.200 --> 01:14:55.060
Me neither.

1242
01:14:55.060 --> 01:14:55.920
No. Nothing.

1243
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:58.620
No wifi.

1244
01:15:00.620 --> 01:15:02.300
Oh God, what am I gonna do

1245
01:15:06.640 --> 01:15:08.780
Billy, you ready?

1246
01:15:09.700 --> 01:15:10.780
Yes

1247
01:15:14.040 --> 01:15:16.120
Can you hear me , check check.

1248
01:15:18.860 --> 01:15:20.640
1 2 3 Billy?

1249
01:15:21.060 --> 01:15:22.640
Are you there Billy?

1250
01:15:24.980 --> 01:15:27.200
So our FRC has been carefully

1251
01:15:27.200 --> 01:15:28.380
calibrated to pick up

1252
01:15:28.380 --> 01:15:31.080
the most minute differences between subtle biometrics.

1253
01:15:32.320 --> 01:15:33.260
Ah Bllly

1254
01:15:34.260 --> 01:15:36.500
Do you have anything you'd like to add?

1255
01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:39.500
Oh yes, well you have pretty much

1256
01:15:39.500 --> 01:15:41.500
covered everything. But..

1257
01:15:48.060 --> 01:15:49.300
write unbeatable code.

1258
01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:51.260
That will be able to screen

1259
01:15:51.260 --> 01:15:53.620
the test subjects for any discrepancies.

1260
01:15:54.300 --> 01:15:55.160
How's this different from the

1261
01:15:55.540 --> 01:15:57.000
current detectors on the market?

1262
01:15:59.040 --> 01:16:01.580
Billy? Different. Different.

1263
01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:06.100
Uhhhh... It is different. Uhhh

1264
01:16:08.100 --> 01:16:09.900
Because, well

1265
01:16:10.600 --> 01:16:13.380
we are using the most telling

1266
01:16:13.500 --> 01:16:17.500
feature of the humanity, which is face.

1267
01:16:20.340 --> 01:16:22.600
Are you are you a poker player sir?

1268
01:16:23.060 --> 01:16:23.420
Yeah

1269
01:16:23.420 --> 01:16:26.580
Well even the most casual poker players

1270
01:16:27.240 --> 01:16:30.500
Faces have a natural flair or

1271
01:16:30.960 --> 01:16:34.140
How many times a person blinks

1272
01:16:34.140 --> 01:16:36.820
speaks volumes to their behavior.

1273
01:16:40.900 --> 01:16:42.220
What about the software screening

1274
01:16:42.220 --> 01:16:44.220
these biometric use.

1275
01:16:45.780 --> 01:16:47.640
Software screening is like a lot of stuff

1276
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:49.700
like, you know, a lot of technical jargon.

1277
01:16:49.700 --> 01:16:52.700
Stuff you know. I'm sure you're used to writing code.

1278
01:16:52.700 --> 01:16:55.720
It's like java, you know, data mining.

1279
01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:58.860
You know... it's a bunch of pushing stuff like biometrics and readers.

1280
01:16:58.860 --> 01:17:08.060
*gibberish* Alright.

1281
01:17:14.100 --> 01:17:16.340
Ok

1282
01:17:19.040 --> 01:17:20.880
Congratulations guys. You did it.

1283
01:17:21.100 --> 01:17:22.280
A job well done team!

1284
01:17:22.460 --> 01:17:24.280
The company is treating all employees

1285
01:17:24.420 --> 01:17:27.180
to a special camping retreat for the weekend.

1286
01:17:27.480 --> 01:17:29.720
I expect all of you to be there.

1287
01:17:29.720 --> 01:17:30.800
Yes, camping!

1288
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:31.940
Sweating, swimming.

1289
01:17:31.940 --> 01:17:33.060
Sleeping over night.

1290
01:17:35.760 --> 01:17:37.040
Closed quarters.. Shit.

1291
01:18:08.200 --> 01:18:10.360
Hey, this is our chance . Holly.

1292
01:18:11.240 --> 01:18:12.640
We're in the outdoors,

1293
01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:14.640
away from the office walls,

1294
01:18:15.160 --> 01:18:16.640
there's no technology to get in the way.

1295
01:18:18.360 --> 01:18:19.840
I can't get a signal out here.

1296
01:18:20.780 --> 01:18:22.520
Can you get anything?

1297
01:18:23.140 --> 01:18:24.520
Holly!?

1298
01:18:25.580 --> 01:18:26.520
Oh wait here we go!

1299
01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:28.520
YAY SIGNAL!

1300
01:18:29.880 --> 01:18:31.120
Were you saying something?

1301
01:18:32.340 --> 01:18:35.120
Never mind. Just pay attention next time.

1302
01:18:36.360 --> 01:18:37.900
Oh look who's coming?

1303
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:39.900
Hey Dave! Holly.

1304
01:18:41.380 --> 01:18:42.760
What do you want?

1305
01:18:43.280 --> 01:18:44.760
I'll take one of these burgers.

1306
01:18:53.740 --> 01:18:55.440
Thank you Holly.

1307
01:18:57.040 --> 01:19:00.060
Alright.. This is great. Isn't this nice holly?

1308
01:19:01.180 --> 01:19:03.400
It's an amicable exchange.

1309
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:05.100
Ew.

1310
01:19:05.100 --> 01:19:07.100
I'm not going to agree with you.

1311
01:19:07.360 --> 01:19:08.220
That's too bad cause I was going to

1312
01:19:08.220 --> 01:19:10.060
talk to you about promoting something.

1313
01:19:10.060 --> 01:19:12.060
I'm already promoting tons of stuff.

1314
01:19:12.280 --> 01:19:14.060
Yeah, but you're stuff is really cheap and weird.

1315
01:19:14.420 --> 01:19:16.060
I mean, you know that right?

1316
01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:18.060
What's your point?

1317
01:19:19.180 --> 01:19:19.820
My point is..

1318
01:19:19.940 --> 01:19:21.820
Do you know why you can't get past 5,000 followers?

1319
01:19:22.700 --> 01:19:23.140
Why?

1320
01:19:23.140 --> 01:19:24.680
Cause, your content sucks.

1321
01:19:24.680 --> 01:19:25.440
Okay?

1322
01:19:25.780 --> 01:19:26.480
You don't have a cause.

1323
01:19:26.480 --> 01:19:28.480
You don't stand for anything,

1324
01:19:28.700 --> 01:19:29.800
but you're pretty.

1325
01:19:30.140 --> 01:19:31.080
And that's why these cheap companies

1326
01:19:31.080 --> 01:19:33.300
pay you cheap money to sell their products.

1327
01:19:33.600 --> 01:19:35.740
But, if they knew your value

1328
01:19:36.140 --> 01:19:37.740
then you'd be getting paid a lot more.

1329
01:19:38.360 --> 01:19:39.740
Don't listen to him Holly.

1330
01:19:40.460 --> 01:19:41.440
He's up to something.

1331
01:19:41.740 --> 01:19:43.440
Not everybody's always up to something Dave.

1332
01:19:43.660 --> 01:19:45.440
Okay, what is it that you'd like me to promote?

1333
01:19:46.480 --> 01:19:48.340
It's this pin. It's my niece,

1334
01:19:48.340 --> 01:19:50.920
she's promoting left handedness.

1335
01:19:51.580 --> 01:19:52.380
I'm left handed.

1336
01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:54.380
So is my niece.

1337
01:19:54.680 --> 01:19:56.380
Okay, why is there awareness

1338
01:19:56.380 --> 01:19:58.380
for being left handed?

1339
01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:00.620
That's not a real cause!

1340
01:20:00.820 --> 01:20:02.260
Wow, that's real insensitive Dave.

1341
01:20:02.460 --> 01:20:04.940
This world unfairly caters to right handed people.

1342
01:20:05.220 --> 01:20:06.340
You know, Jimmy Hendricks

1343
01:20:06.440 --> 01:20:07.700
flipped his guitar the other way because

1344
01:20:07.700 --> 01:20:09.960
they didn't make left handed guitars back then.

1345
01:20:10.240 --> 01:20:11.800
It's true, it's a real cause Dave.

1346
01:20:12.040 --> 01:20:12.920
I'm wearing it,

1347
01:20:13.100 --> 01:20:14.920
and I'm going to promote it all weekend!

1348
01:20:14.920 --> 01:20:17.560
I stand for something, I have a cause!

1349
01:20:17.920 --> 01:20:19.240
There you go! Now watch those likes

1350
01:20:19.240 --> 01:20:20.800
and followers move right up!

1351
01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:22.800
Left handed high five?

1352
01:20:23.860 --> 01:20:25.620
Cool. See you guys.

1353
01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:31.620
I can't believe you're going to wear that pin!

1354
01:20:32.300 --> 01:20:34.040
You wouldn't unterstand, Dave.

1355
01:20:35.020 --> 01:20:36.140
Well think about what Billy did!

1356
01:20:36.140 --> 01:20:37.460
I mean left handed or right handed,

1357
01:20:37.460 --> 01:20:39.460
he screwed us both.

1358
01:20:41.040 --> 01:20:42.060
You're right.

1359
01:20:42.640 --> 01:20:45.200
Okay, well now look, we just need to expose them.

1360
01:20:45.760 --> 01:20:46.240
Alright?

1361
01:20:46.640 --> 01:20:48.240
And then we can get our old jobs back

1362
01:20:48.540 --> 01:20:50.480
and get in Ms. Davenport's good graces.

1363
01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:53.200
What do you suppose we do?

1364
01:20:56.680 --> 01:20:59.120
Okay look, here's a suggestion box for

1365
01:20:59.120 --> 01:21:01.380
the upcoming group games.

1366
01:21:01.820 --> 01:21:03.600
All we have to do is get them into games

1367
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:05.600
that will compromise them.

1368
01:21:06.200 --> 01:21:08.580
What if our suggestions never get picked?

1369
01:21:09.060 --> 01:21:10.940
Well we'll empty out everyone else's suggestions,

1370
01:21:10.940 --> 01:21:14.120
and fill the box up with our own.

1371
01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:16.620
Okay, sounds like a plan.

1372
01:21:17.040 --> 01:21:18.620
What are we suggesting?

1373
01:21:19.080 --> 01:21:21.160
Have you every heard of Beer Pong?

1374
01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:25.600
Beer Pong?

1375
01:21:26.020 --> 01:21:27.600
I know Ping Pong.

1376
01:21:28.080 --> 01:21:30.240
Oh is that neighbor of yours?

1377
01:21:30.240 --> 01:21:32.240
Racist bastard.

1378
01:21:33.560 --> 01:21:35.240
You guys are missing the point.

1379
01:21:36.200 --> 01:21:38.080
What's wrong with little beer pong?

1380
01:21:38.980 --> 01:21:41.220
The four of you need to practice a little restraint.

1381
01:21:42.480 --> 01:21:43.540
Restraint from what?

1382
01:21:43.540 --> 01:21:44.740
It's just a couple of drinks Billy.

1383
01:21:44.740 --> 01:21:45.700
Not with Beer Pong.

1384
01:21:45.700 --> 01:21:47.560
Okay, it's a lot of drinks.

1385
01:22:16.240 --> 01:22:17.200
We knew nothing about the

1386
01:22:17.200 --> 01:22:19.200
American camping experience.

1387
01:22:19.200 --> 01:22:21.200
It was so weird to perform a dance

1388
01:22:21.200 --> 01:22:23.200
routine around the campfire

1389
01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:26.060
Yes, it is a little unusual.

1390
01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:27.820
It'll get more weirder, I promise.

1391
01:22:27.900 --> 01:22:31.220
That's why, you never want to pee in the river in Peru.

1392
01:22:32.720 --> 01:22:34.180
Yeah those parasites will

1393
01:22:34.180 --> 01:22:35.720
swim right up your pee stream.

1394
01:22:35.860 --> 01:22:37.060
Get right inside you.

1395
01:22:37.280 --> 01:22:37.940
Oh.

1396
01:22:38.140 --> 01:22:39.940
Ew gross!

1397
01:22:41.140 --> 01:22:42.680
I have a story!

1398
01:22:43.440 --> 01:22:44.680
Sure Dave.

1399
01:22:45.500 --> 01:22:47.980
Okay, once upon a time,

1400
01:22:48.460 --> 01:22:51.580
I had a great job.

1401
01:22:52.220 --> 01:22:55.460
Then, I had to work for a stupid immigrant.

1402
01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:58.600
Now, I work with Billy and a bunch of-

1403
01:22:58.860 --> 01:23:02.880
An upbeat story Dave. Let's leave work at work?

1404
01:23:04.880 --> 01:23:07.640
Fine. Why doesn't Zachary share something?

1405
01:23:09.980 --> 01:23:13.160
Okay. Uh, once upon a time...

1406
01:23:13.740 --> 01:23:16.800
There was a little boy with a little dog.

1407
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:20.000
Oh no no no no it's gets better.

1408
01:23:20.900 --> 01:23:23.520
So the dad comes home one night,

1409
01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:27.740
and he has a present for his little boy and the dog.

1410
01:23:28.360 --> 01:23:29.740
A real tear dripper isn't it?

1411
01:23:29.960 --> 01:23:32.240
No no no no just, just wait.

1412
01:23:32.620 --> 01:23:35.420
So the dog, he makes his cute little face

1413
01:23:35.420 --> 01:23:37.420
and unwraps the present.

1414
01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:40.880
They open it and they see a watch and

1415
01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:43.380
it's attached to a bundle of dynamites.

1416
01:23:44.240 --> 01:23:47.300
Three, two, one, Kablooey!

1417
01:23:47.300 --> 01:23:50.560
[[Laughs and claps]]

1418
01:23:50.980 --> 01:23:54.140
The boy is crying like a little bitch,

1419
01:23:54.620 --> 01:23:57.680
and the dad says that is what happens

1420
01:23:57.680 --> 01:23:59.680
when you don't clean up your dog's shit.

1421
01:24:00.960 --> 01:24:03.020
So, the boy he's totally pissed.

1422
01:24:03.120 --> 01:24:06.180
Grabs an axe, climbs on top of his father's back

1423
01:24:06.320 --> 01:24:08.620
and chops his head off in twenty tries.

1424
01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:10.180
The end.

1425
01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:12.460
Oh, you know my father used to tell

1426
01:24:12.460 --> 01:24:14.460
me that story before bedtime.

1427
01:24:14.460 --> 01:24:20.400
[[awkward claps]]

1428
01:24:22.360 --> 01:24:24.860
Dan you've been a little quiet.

1429
01:24:25.660 --> 01:24:27.300
Do you have any stories for us?

1430
01:24:27.620 --> 01:24:30.120
Maybe a vacation story?

1431
01:24:31.740 --> 01:24:35.780
Yes. We went on vacation to Florida one time

1432
01:24:35.780 --> 01:24:37.320
to catch the fall colours and

1433
01:24:37.320 --> 01:24:39.320
it was freezing cold that year.

1434
01:24:40.100 --> 01:24:42.040
In Florida?

1435
01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:43.860
Yes, when we got there,

1436
01:24:43.860 --> 01:24:46.200
there was a terrible snow blizzard.

1437
01:24:46.280 --> 01:24:48.200
Hey when was this?

1438
01:24:49.500 --> 01:24:52.660
Last year, we went on the Fourth of July weekend

1439
01:24:52.660 --> 01:24:56.660
and we wore scary costumes.

1440
01:24:57.220 --> 01:24:58.660
Sounds a lot like halloween.

1441
01:24:58.700 --> 01:25:02.800
Don't steal the man's spotlight. Please continue.

1442
01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:05.100
The next day, I was chopping firewood,

1443
01:25:05.100 --> 01:25:07.100
when a Polar Bear found me.

1444
01:25:07.800 --> 01:25:09.260
He chased me through the woods and

1445
01:25:09.260 --> 01:25:14.240
I ran and I ran and I closed the door to my cabin just in time.

1446
01:25:14.540 --> 01:25:16.000
I almost died.

1447
01:25:17.760 --> 01:25:20.040
Well, it's a good thing you made it to the cabin,

1448
01:25:20.240 --> 01:25:21.360
otherwise you might have

1449
01:25:21.360 --> 01:25:23.360
swallowed up by the big blue whale.

1450
01:25:23.580 --> 01:25:25.360
How did you know?

1451
01:25:31.400 --> 01:25:34.840
You've been looking at my Instagram haven't you?

1452
01:25:36.380 --> 01:25:38.160
Here we go, team America.

1453
01:25:38.400 --> 01:25:41.280
It's a party! Alright

1454
01:25:41.280 --> 01:25:41.980
[[everyone murmurs in excitement]]

1455
01:25:42.280 --> 01:25:43.180
You guys having fun?

1456
01:25:43.180 --> 01:25:45.180
[[Everyone exclaims]

1457
01:25:45.180 --> 01:25:47.180
Now I'm not having fun…Billy.

1458
01:25:47.180 --> 01:25:49.180
Woah

1459
01:25:51.080 --> 01:25:52.260
Come on Holly.

1460
01:25:54.260 --> 01:25:55.860
i was just going to tell you,

1461
01:25:55.980 --> 01:25:58.200
you can bounce it if you want to.

1462
01:25:58.200 --> 01:25:59.640
Next time. Next time.

1463
01:25:59.640 --> 01:26:01.640
Please please please

1464
01:26:01.640 --> 01:26:03.640
That's fine. That is fine. That's fine.

1465
01:26:05.220 --> 01:26:06.380
Can I go?

1466
01:26:06.580 --> 01:26:07.560
Is it my turn?

1467
01:26:08.080 --> 01:26:08.620
Alright.

1468
01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:10.620
No no no no… I think you need to go to other side.

1469
01:26:10.840 --> 01:26:11.860
Alright buddy.

1470
01:26:11.860 --> 01:26:12.800
Alright, come on.

1471
01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:14.180
Why don't you go join your own team.

1472
01:26:14.400 --> 01:26:15.140
Ok that's fine

1473
01:26:15.460 --> 01:26:17.760
Alright. Here we go. Put the American first.

1474
01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:19.760
Step back

1475
01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:23.860
[[winning cheers]]

1476
01:26:23.860 --> 01:26:25.860
Ok. That's fine.. That's fine, come on

1477
01:26:28.520 --> 01:26:30.640
Ohhhh. It's ok.. it's ok.

1478
01:26:32.620 --> 01:26:42.760
[[winning cheers]]

1479
01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:49.100
I'll drink the next one. I'll drink the next one.

1480
01:26:51.480 --> 01:26:53.640
It's all yours.

1481
01:27:01.720 --> 01:27:02.640
Good job!

1482
01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:06.320
It's mine, mine.

1483
01:27:11.140 --> 01:27:13.380
Cool! Whoa!

1484
01:27:16.940 --> 01:27:19.020
Ok. I'll drink these.

1485
01:27:22.840 --> 01:27:24.640
Excuse me, Ms. Davenport?

1486
01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:25.580
Yes?

1487
01:27:25.580 --> 01:27:27.660
We just want you to know that

1488
01:27:27.660 --> 01:27:30.740
these guys are not for real.

1489
01:27:31.120 --> 01:27:32.060
We can prove it.

1490
01:27:32.060 --> 01:27:35.780
Ms. Davenport they're so drunk, just ask them where they're from.

1491
01:27:35.780 --> 01:27:37.340
They'll tell you the truth.

1492
01:27:37.340 --> 01:27:40.060
Ohh, where are you from?

1493
01:27:41.120 --> 01:27:43.340
I have a funny story.

1494
01:27:44.660 --> 01:27:48.200
What if I told you, I am not from Montana.

1495
01:27:48.200 --> 01:27:50.920
You guys are good at it.

1496
01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:55.460
I don't come from Montana, I am from China.

1497
01:27:55.460 --> 01:27:57.680
Ha Ha Ha

1498
01:28:00.300 --> 01:28:02.380
You are funny.

1499
01:28:03.240 --> 01:28:04.940
Ask! Ask! Ask!

1500
01:28:04.940 --> 01:28:06.940
Ms. Davenport just look.

1501
01:28:06.940 --> 01:28:09.660
Davenport want's you.

1502
01:28:14.660 --> 01:28:16.400
Ms. Davenport?

1503
01:28:17.880 --> 01:28:19.320
Ms. Davenport?

1504
01:28:19.860 --> 01:28:23.860
Wait, papers over there, lay it on my desk.

1505
01:28:29.440 --> 01:28:30.920
Enough of this.

1506
01:28:32.720 --> 01:28:35.560
What? What? What?

1507
01:28:37.880 --> 01:28:38.740
Dave?

1508
01:28:39.440 --> 01:28:40.740
Dave.

1509
01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:42.740
Dave?

1510
01:28:44.540 --> 01:28:46.600
How drunk did I get last night?

1511
01:28:47.300 --> 01:28:48.960
What's gotten in to you?

1512
01:28:50.460 --> 01:28:52.740
Is this Holly's hat?

1513
01:28:52.740 --> 01:28:54.740
I don't know.

1514
01:28:56.400 --> 01:28:58.980
Do you remember last night

1515
01:28:59.500 --> 01:29:00.740
what the new guys said.

1516
01:29:01.160 --> 01:29:02.340
Damn it Dave.

1517
01:29:02.600 --> 01:29:06.300
I haven't been that drunk since 11th grade homecoming.

1518
01:29:13.500 --> 01:29:15.120
I was beginning to feel more relaxed.

1519
01:29:15.120 --> 01:29:17.140
So far we have gone through all the hurdles

1520
01:29:17.140 --> 01:29:19.320
thrown in our way by Dave and Holly.

1521
01:29:19.780 --> 01:29:22.660
But it was nature at the end, who beat us.

1522
01:29:24.660 --> 01:29:27.800
Sure your friends are going to be okay peeing by themselves?

1523
01:29:28.740 --> 01:29:30.000
Yeah they will...

1524
01:29:30.140 --> 01:29:33.980
I just know how much you guys like to support each other in there.

1525
01:29:34.740 --> 01:29:39.320
[[thunders and rain]]

1526
01:29:45.820 --> 01:29:47.200
Nah

1527
01:29:47.240 --> 01:29:47.640
Oh my god.

1528
01:29:49.080 --> 01:29:49.620
Natalie

1529
01:29:49.860 --> 01:29:50.600
I can explain.

1530
01:29:50.600 --> 01:29:52.600
Don't touch me.

1531
01:29:54.220 --> 01:29:55.260
You're fired.

1532
01:29:55.260 --> 01:29:57.260
You're all fired!

1533
01:29:57.800 --> 01:30:00.460
What about the demo? You don't care about it?

1534
01:30:01.200 --> 01:30:03.380
If any of you show up tomorrow,

1535
01:30:04.420 --> 01:30:06.740
I'll press charges.

1536
01:30:06.740 --> 01:30:10.120
Or have you deported! You got that?!

1537
01:30:19.200 --> 01:30:20.740
Billy...

1538
01:30:22.660 --> 01:30:25.080
We felt terrible for deceiving everyone.

1539
01:30:25.320 --> 01:30:27.340
So, we decided on going to the office one last time,

1540
01:30:27.340 --> 01:30:29.340
and apologizing for it.

1541
01:31:12.180 --> 01:31:14.320
I thought I told you guys not to show up.

1542
01:31:14.900 --> 01:31:17.860
You did, but we did anyway.

1543
01:31:18.160 --> 01:31:20.760
Look, we're really sorry about everything.

1544
01:31:21.000 --> 01:31:23.720
You trusted us, and we took advantage of it.

1545
01:31:24.120 --> 01:31:26.980
We weren't trying to. We just needed the job.

1546
01:31:27.280 --> 01:31:29.800
Regardless, you gave us great opportunity.

1547
01:31:31.140 --> 01:31:34.040
We hope, that my work was satisfactory.

1548
01:31:34.260 --> 01:31:36.620
aa.. Our work.

1549
01:31:39.220 --> 01:31:41.500
That's it. We just wanted to tell you in person.

1550
01:31:41.500 --> 01:31:43.500
We're sorry.

1551
01:31:43.500 --> 01:31:45.500
Let's go guys.

1552
01:31:46.500 --> 01:31:47.500
Wait!

1553
01:31:49.220 --> 01:31:51.540
Don't' you guys have a demo to do today?

1554
01:31:53.560 --> 01:31:56.340
It's kind of happening right now.

1555
01:31:58.040 --> 01:31:58.800
Yeah.

1556
01:31:59.440 --> 01:32:00.800
Sure.

1557
01:32:07.320 --> 01:32:10.600
Ladies and gentlemen let me present to you,

1558
01:32:11.000 --> 01:32:14.200
our project lead Mr. Billy Ryan and his team.

1559
01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:19.400
I will let Billy and his team explain the lie detector machine.

1560
01:32:21.200 --> 01:32:23.120
Thank you Ms. Davenport.

1561
01:32:23.840 --> 01:32:26.140
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.

1562
01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:28.580
The facial reading camera,

1563
01:32:28.760 --> 01:32:30.580
natural vibrations monitor,

1564
01:32:30.760 --> 01:32:33.420
and nervous system database compiled together,

1565
01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:35.800
to create the ultimate lie detector.

1566
01:32:36.100 --> 01:32:38.400
What goes in to it?

1567
01:32:39.180 --> 01:32:41.620
Really just a bunch of boring code and

1568
01:32:41.820 --> 01:32:44.480
It's frankly pretty dense and confusing, but

1569
01:32:44.480 --> 01:32:47.680
the most important thing is the outcome.

1570
01:32:51.340 --> 01:32:52.100
Okay Nash.

1571
01:32:52.380 --> 01:32:53.920
Tell us your name.

1572
01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:56.980
I am Avinash, Nash for short.

1573
01:32:57.240 --> 01:32:59.320
For the past month, I was called Mike.

1574
01:32:59.600 --> 01:33:00.940
ding

1575
01:33:00.940 --> 01:33:01.140
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.
ding

1576
01:33:01.140 --> 01:33:03.520
Alright, tell us about yourself Nash.

1577
01:33:04.160 --> 01:33:08.100
I am from India. My father saved up some money,

1578
01:33:08.160 --> 01:33:11.660
he bought 2 acres of land and built the small house in it.

1579
01:33:11.660 --> 01:33:13.660
Even before I was born.

1580
01:33:13.660 --> 01:33:17.940
Our dream is to build a school for the local children who are poor,

1581
01:33:18.900 --> 01:33:23.160
and I have a sister who is preparing for marriage.

1582
01:33:24.060 --> 01:33:28.320
So, I want to pay for it and also attend the wedding myself.

1583
01:33:29.260 --> 01:33:33.040
As I recall, you also graduated at the top of your class, is that correct?

1584
01:33:33.260 --> 01:33:34.500
Yes.

1585
01:33:34.700 --> 01:33:36.740
And where did you get the degree from?

1586
01:33:36.920 --> 01:33:38.740
MIT.

1587
01:33:38.740 --> 01:33:40.240
MIT. Alright.

1588
01:33:40.240 --> 01:33:42.240
How did you get in to MIT?

1589
01:33:42.420 --> 01:33:45.300
I took a student loan from bank in India.

1590
01:33:45.980 --> 01:33:47.300
That helped me.

1591
01:33:48.340 --> 01:33:49.640
and um

1592
01:33:50.480 --> 01:33:52.220
How are you doing on paying the loan back?

1593
01:33:52.420 --> 01:33:56.220
For from it. The tuition fee is 50000 dollars.

1594
01:33:57.620 --> 01:33:59.560
Which is 3.3 million rupees in India.

1595
01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:05.400
What happens if you don't pay the bank back?

1596
01:34:06.220 --> 01:34:09.680
The house that my father built will be taken away

1597
01:34:10.060 --> 01:34:14.080
Our land will be seized and dream of building

1598
01:34:14.380 --> 01:34:17.400
the school for the poor will be taken along with it.

1599
01:34:19.400 --> 01:34:23.320
My sisters wedding: The wedding have to be cancelled.

1600
01:34:27.140 --> 01:34:31.180
Would you consider development of this software conflict of interest?

1601
01:34:32.660 --> 01:34:35.960
No, I believe in the greatness of America.

1602
01:34:36.980 --> 01:34:41.940
It's my privilege and honor to be a part in strengthening this nation.

1603
01:34:45.440 --> 01:34:46.800
Thank you Nash.

1604
01:34:48.140 --> 01:34:50.040
Zorik?

1605
01:34:54.240 --> 01:34:58.920
Okay Zorik, what do you do?

1606
01:34:59.720 --> 01:35:02.540
I am a hacker from Russia.

1607
01:35:04.160 --> 01:35:06.200
Do you enjoy hacking?

1608
01:35:06.720 --> 01:35:08.200
Yes.

1609
01:35:09.180 --> 01:35:11.140
Tell us about it.

1610
01:35:11.600 --> 01:35:15.140
In the Russia internet is censored.

1611
01:35:16.860 --> 01:35:19.960
The government controls the masses by

1612
01:35:19.960 --> 01:35:24.120
suppressing the ideology that could truly liberate its people.

1613
01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:29.320
We don't have free access to literature of democracy.

1614
01:35:29.500 --> 01:35:33.260
Because real democracy is threat to the Kremlin.

1615
01:35:34.100 --> 01:35:39.400
I seek out the truth by hacking into the security networks.

1616
01:35:39.800 --> 01:35:41.720
But you are not looking to hurt anyone?

1617
01:35:41.840 --> 01:35:46.040
No, no I'm looking for social progress.

1618
01:35:46.340 --> 01:35:47.920
Alright thanks Zorik, I appreciate it.

1619
01:35:48.140 --> 01:35:49.000
Dan Dan?

1620
01:35:49.400 --> 01:35:51.000
Last but not least

1621
01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:58.720
Okay Dan Dan, what is your background?

1622
01:35:59.500 --> 01:36:03.160
I am from China, and I am also a software engineer.

1623
01:36:04.300 --> 01:36:06.900
Growing up I always loved American movies.

1624
01:36:07.440 --> 01:36:09.160
I always dreamed of coming to the US,

1625
01:36:09.220 --> 01:36:11.160
because I thought it was so cool.

1626
01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:14.140
I had just finished University and I

1627
01:36:14.140 --> 01:36:16.140
was looking for a job when

1628
01:36:16.140 --> 01:36:19.000
I got an email for a job opening in the US.

1629
01:36:20.040 --> 01:36:22.420
So you came here for a job opportunity.

1630
01:36:22.920 --> 01:36:26.960
Yes, but mostly for the American experience.

1631
01:36:27.380 --> 01:36:29.280
And what is the American experience?

1632
01:36:29.880 --> 01:36:33.420
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,

1633
01:36:33.800 --> 01:36:36.500
good people, and friends.

1634
01:36:37.280 --> 01:36:39.620
How is your experience so far?

1635
01:36:40.080 --> 01:36:43.140
The best ever. I'm hoping this experience will help me in

1636
01:36:43.140 --> 01:36:45.140
starting my own company in China.

1637
01:36:47.840 --> 01:36:50.440
Okay Dan Dan, you can take your seat, thank you.

1638
01:36:52.340 --> 01:36:55.860
Okay folks, I think that about does it. Right?

1639
01:36:56.180 --> 01:36:58.440
Would you mind if I take the test?

1640
01:36:59.360 --> 01:37:02.600
Not at all I, don't see why that's a problem.

1641
01:37:05.580 --> 01:37:08.300
Okay first off, I would like to say

1642
01:37:08.300 --> 01:37:11.540
how thoroughly impressed I am by these guys for

1643
01:37:12.580 --> 01:37:13.540
creating this.

1644
01:37:14.400 --> 01:37:16.680
Let's give them a round of applause.

1645
01:37:16.680 --> 01:37:18.680
[[claps]]

1646
01:37:20.900 --> 01:37:21.960
Let's have some fun.

1647
01:37:22.340 --> 01:37:22.980
Okay.

1648
01:37:23.380 --> 01:37:24.540
Like this?

1649
01:37:24.820 --> 01:37:29.760
Yeah, just like that. Do you work for the government?

1650
01:37:30.240 --> 01:37:31.760
Yes.

1651
01:37:34.320 --> 01:37:35.940
Have you ever eaten your toenails?

1652
01:37:36.640 --> 01:37:37.940
No.

1653
01:37:40.120 --> 01:37:42.700
You have to keep it truthful now.

1654
01:37:43.000 --> 01:37:45.040
Let's refrain from asking personal questions.

1655
01:37:45.120 --> 01:37:47.560
I'm afraid I can't do that, we have to get to know

1656
01:37:47.560 --> 01:37:49.560
you and see if you're trustworthy.

1657
01:37:50.080 --> 01:37:51.560
Fair enough.

1658
01:37:51.900 --> 01:37:57.960
Okay, do you think Zorik is bangable?

1659
01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:02.040
He's okay.

1660
01:38:05.280 --> 01:38:10.540
All right, all right what will you use this technology for?

1661
01:38:13.840 --> 01:38:18.080
Only at US ports of Entry.

1662
01:38:20.080 --> 01:38:22.740
Plus every courtroom

1663
01:38:26.120 --> 01:38:27.480
everywhere.

1664
01:38:33.180 --> 01:38:39.720
So, what do you think of Nash, Cameron, Dan Dan, and Zorik?

1665
01:38:40.780 --> 01:38:46.640
How do I feel about these guys. Aside from their accents,

1666
01:38:47.320 --> 01:38:49.300
they are Americans to me.

1667
01:39:09.420 --> 01:39:11.520
Well you guys did it!

1668
01:39:11.520 --> 01:39:15.560
Yeah, just give us a minute and we'll clear our desks.

1669
01:39:15.560 --> 01:39:19.060
There won't be any need for that. You guys screwed up

1670
01:39:19.360 --> 01:39:23.880
royally, but you also contributed immensely to this company.

1671
01:39:24.320 --> 01:39:29.080
Not to mention the country, I want you all guys all back here tomorrow.

1672
01:39:29.320 --> 01:39:30.140
Really?

1673
01:39:30.340 --> 01:39:32.680
Yeah, we have lots of work to do.

1674
01:39:34.280 --> 01:39:35.260
All right.

1675
01:39:35.260 --> 01:39:38.620
But leave the makeup off, you guys look a lot cuter this way.

1676
01:39:38.620 --> 01:39:40.620
Was it that bad?

1677
01:39:40.760 --> 01:39:45.200
Excuse me, Homeland Security, come with me.

1678
01:39:45.700 --> 01:39:47.200
f*** man.

1679
01:39:47.920 --> 01:39:49.960
Are you kidding?

1680
01:39:58.280 --> 01:39:59.000
Is this a joke?

1681
01:40:01.460 --> 01:40:03.360
How did they know?

1682
01:40:03.360 --> 01:40:05.360
How do you think?

1683
01:40:07.000 --> 01:40:09.160
I can't believe Holly isn't tweeting about this yet.

1684
01:40:10.180 --> 01:40:11.960
Where is she?

1685
01:40:12.880 --> 01:40:19.600
Oh yeah, Holly, she got arrested for selling fake boner pills

1686
01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:22.120
off her social media.

1687
01:40:34.040 --> 01:40:36.240
We were detained by the Department of Homeland Security,

1688
01:40:36.420 --> 01:40:40.820
and kept in a holding cell. We all knew it was the end of us,

1689
01:40:40.940 --> 01:40:44.400
and we were being deported. But, something really

1690
01:40:44.560 --> 01:40:47.880
unexpected happened. The US government pardoned us.

1691
01:40:48.480 --> 01:40:51.900
They said that the work we have done is recognized as

1692
01:40:52.120 --> 01:40:55.980
a service for the country and just like that we were free again.

1693
01:40:58.000 --> 01:40:59.820
Soon after, we were all in high demand.

1694
01:41:00.140 --> 01:41:02.840
We all landed jobs developing highly classified

1695
01:41:03.340 --> 01:41:06.100
projects for different companies in the US.

1696
01:41:06.380 --> 01:41:07.780
Sounds like you all hit the jackpot.

1697
01:41:08.120 --> 01:41:09.360
Well, the American dream is the jackpot.

1698
01:41:09.440 --> 01:41:11.660
Everything else is an added perk to it.

1699
01:41:12.440 --> 01:41:14.100
Well, here's where I get off.

1700
01:41:14.500 --> 01:41:16.260
Nash, you've got an incredible story.

1701
01:41:16.620 --> 01:41:17.900
Thank you for sharing this

1702
01:41:18.040 --> 01:41:19.740
I can't wait to start writing about this.

1703
01:41:20.560 --> 01:41:22.820
I'm glad we talked this was the best interview, and

1704
01:41:23.660 --> 01:41:25.240
thanks for bringing all the memories back.

1705
01:41:25.660 --> 01:41:26.860
Anything you want to leave us with?

1706
01:41:27.420 --> 01:41:30.320
Yes, I got the citizenship and that's the highest honor of

1707
01:41:30.440 --> 01:41:32.880
my life. As a piece of advice, I

1708
01:41:33.080 --> 01:41:35.580
would say, do not react to any situation in life

1709
01:41:36.360 --> 01:41:37.440
always respond to it.

1710
01:41:37.960 --> 01:41:39.740
Thats amazing, congratulations.

1711
01:41:39.820 --> 01:41:41.560
Roger, please drop her back at her place.