WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21.586 --> 00:00:22.587 Fuck sake. 4 00:00:23.371 --> 00:00:24.633 Look, if things are shitty, 5 00:00:24.676 --> 00:00:26.461 they kind of have to get better, right? 6 00:00:26.504 --> 00:00:28.376 Like, bounce back. 7 00:00:28.419 --> 00:00:31.031 Once you hit bottom, there's only up to go, that sort of thing. 8 00:00:31.074 --> 00:00:32.293 You know, like physics. 9 00:00:32.336 --> 00:00:34.643 I don't think it works like that in this case. 10 00:00:34.686 --> 00:00:36.297 I'm pretty sure things can get worse. 11 00:00:36.340 --> 00:00:39.256 Yeah, maybe physics doesn't apply for emotional well-being, 12 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:40.692 but you get what I mean. 13 00:00:40.736 --> 00:00:42.433 Mm, I don't think so. 14 00:00:42.477 --> 00:00:45.654 I feel like things can actually get worse once they're worse 15 00:00:45.697 --> 00:00:47.438 and then they continue to get worse 16 00:00:47.482 --> 00:00:49.571 until it's not funny anymore and then they get a little better 17 00:00:49.614 --> 00:00:51.312 and then they get worse again, and then you die. 18 00:00:51.355 --> 00:00:55.968 So, uh, Laura... you okay? 19 00:00:56.012 --> 00:00:59.320 Yeah, just everyone keeps asking what I'm doing next 20 00:00:59.363 --> 00:01:00.973 and it's like, I don't know. 21 00:01:04.194 --> 00:01:06.109 So, yeah, that's fun. 22 00:01:06.153 --> 00:01:08.894 Well, hey, at least you're done with that job 23 00:01:08.938 --> 00:01:11.332 and taking some time off, starting fresh. 24 00:01:11.375 --> 00:01:12.246 That's great! 25 00:01:12.289 --> 00:01:13.769 Yeah, there's that. 26 00:01:13.812 --> 00:01:15.379 It's going to be okay. 27 00:01:15.423 --> 00:01:16.685 I don't know. 28 00:01:16.728 --> 00:01:18.817 It's gonna be alright. 29 00:01:18.861 --> 00:01:22.125 It's not like anybody chooses to move to Los Angeles 30 00:01:22.169 --> 00:01:24.127 because they were pumped on their lives beforehand. 31 00:01:24.171 --> 00:01:26.086 I was born there so I guess I can't really say. 32 00:01:26.129 --> 00:01:29.480 Best case scenario, they get the idea like myself 33 00:01:29.524 --> 00:01:30.916 that maybe they can make some change 34 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:33.005 through art or some shit. 35 00:01:33.049 --> 00:01:36.008 So, I take it you're pretty happy with things these days. 36 00:01:36.052 --> 00:01:37.445 Super fucking pumped. 37 00:01:39.229 --> 00:01:42.798 You're just a radiant bundle of sunshine, aren't you, Michael? 38 00:01:42.841 --> 00:01:45.714 Everything's bad all the time. 39 00:01:45.757 --> 00:01:47.498 Oh, yeah, you're so edgy. 40 00:01:51.198 --> 00:01:53.069 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 41 00:02:12.219 --> 00:02:13.655 This is my room. 42 00:02:13.698 --> 00:02:15.178 You have roommates, right? 43 00:02:15.222 --> 00:02:17.702 Yes, of course I have roommates. It's San Francisco. 44 00:02:17.746 --> 00:02:19.400 Nobody's rich enough not to have roommates. 45 00:02:19.443 --> 00:02:20.879 It's nice, right? 46 00:02:20.923 --> 00:02:22.925 Yeah, it's like... I mean, I take it works really well. 47 00:02:22.968 --> 00:02:25.232 Yeah, well, it's fun. 48 00:02:25.275 --> 00:02:28.017 -Yeah, it's fun. -Is it? 49 00:02:28.060 --> 00:02:30.280 Yeah, it's just... it takes some time. 50 00:02:30.324 --> 00:02:31.673 Like all of it. 51 00:02:31.716 --> 00:02:33.153 Yeah, your early 20's, right? 52 00:02:33.196 --> 00:02:35.198 Yeah, hopefully I'll at least have some stories. 53 00:02:36.591 --> 00:02:38.462 -Where's Neha? -Oh, fuck! That's right. 54 00:02:38.506 --> 00:02:41.204 She's like picking up a friend or a friend of a friend or something. 55 00:02:41.248 --> 00:02:43.206 I don't know, but I think she's bringing people. 56 00:02:43.250 --> 00:02:45.426 -People? -Guys. 57 00:02:46.949 --> 00:02:49.256 -Couple of guys. 58 00:02:50.387 --> 00:02:51.997 All right, let's get drunk. 59 00:02:53.260 --> 00:02:54.261 Yeah. 60 00:02:54.304 --> 00:02:56.741 That doesn't even sound fun, Frank. 61 00:02:56.785 --> 00:02:58.134 Yeah, that's 'cause it wasn't. 62 00:02:58.178 --> 00:02:59.353 Then why? 63 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:02.747 I don't know. 64 00:03:02.791 --> 00:03:04.532 Sometimes things just sound like a good idea when you're drinking. 65 00:03:04.575 --> 00:03:06.229 But really, your ex? 66 00:03:06.273 --> 00:03:08.318 That is the cliché. 67 00:03:08.362 --> 00:03:11.495 It's like you could be a little more original with your fuck-ups, dude. 68 00:03:11.539 --> 00:03:13.889 -I could. - That is pretty bad. 69 00:03:13.932 --> 00:03:18.198 You know guys, as much as I appreciate the concern, I don't. 70 00:03:18.241 --> 00:03:21.462 And either way, she didn't answer and I didn't leave a voice mail, 71 00:03:21.505 --> 00:03:22.637 so we chillin' 72 00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:23.594 Yeah, totally chillin'. 73 00:03:23.638 --> 00:03:26.206 Yeah, totally chillin' 74 00:03:26.249 --> 00:03:29.861 -I'm going to tell your mother that you're being rude. -You are my mother, Neha, 75 00:03:29.905 --> 00:03:31.515 and I'm sorry for talking back. 76 00:03:31.559 --> 00:03:33.648 No, I'm not. Fuck you. 77 00:03:33.691 --> 00:03:35.171 You little bitch! 78 00:03:35.215 --> 00:03:36.085 Neha! 79 00:03:36.128 --> 00:03:36.999 Ro! 80 00:03:37.042 --> 00:03:38.653 -Friends! - Ro! 81 00:03:38.696 --> 00:03:40.959 Ro? 82 00:03:41.003 --> 00:03:44.267 Yeah, so this is Frank and Michael. 83 00:03:44.311 --> 00:03:45.921 Hi, Frank. Hi, Michael. 84 00:03:45.964 --> 00:03:48.663 -Whoa! There's your door. -Windy out! 85 00:03:48.706 --> 00:03:50.491 I'm Frank, that's Michael. 86 00:03:50.534 --> 00:03:52.014 I'm Michael and that's Frank. 87 00:03:52.057 --> 00:03:54.190 -Frank. Michael. Cool, got it. -Yeah. No, no. Frank... 88 00:03:54.234 --> 00:03:56.540 -We're doing a hug. Come on in. -Oh, this is going really well. 89 00:03:56.584 --> 00:03:57.628 Stop. 90 00:03:57.672 --> 00:03:59.369 Hell, yeah. Laura. 91 00:03:59.413 --> 00:04:01.371 Like are you looking for roommates by any chance? 92 00:04:01.415 --> 00:04:03.112 No, I'm not, Frank. 93 00:04:03.155 --> 00:04:06.289 Are you so excited you travelled, you little adventurer? 94 00:04:06.333 --> 00:04:09.771 Yeah, I'm so excited, yeah, excited, woo! 95 00:04:09.814 --> 00:04:11.381 -Well, what's going on? - You guys want beer? 96 00:04:11.425 --> 00:04:12.426 Yes. 97 00:04:12.469 --> 00:04:14.558 Yeah, so this is Michael and Frank. 98 00:04:14.602 --> 00:04:16.168 -Hey, Michael and Frank. -Hey. 99 00:04:16.212 --> 00:04:17.344 -Which one's which? - Oh, my bad. 100 00:04:17.387 --> 00:04:18.432 Uh, Michael. 101 00:04:18.475 --> 00:04:19.520 -Michael. -Yeah. 102 00:04:19.563 --> 00:04:21.217 -Frank. -Have we met before? 103 00:04:21.261 --> 00:04:23.132 Yeah, I think so. 104 00:04:23.175 --> 00:04:25.830 Oh, my God! No, dude, it's when you came up for your 21st birthday. 105 00:04:25.874 --> 00:04:29.530 -What? I'm pretty sure I was blitzed that whole time. -You were. 106 00:04:29.573 --> 00:04:30.835 Wait! 107 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:33.577 Oh, holy shit! You were with that... that dude. 108 00:04:33.621 --> 00:04:36.624 The one that kept trying to get us to ditch you girls because... 109 00:04:36.667 --> 00:04:39.061 -Oh, my God! -...Saturdays were for the boys. 110 00:04:39.104 --> 00:04:40.410 -Shit! That was awesome. -Yeah. 111 00:04:40.454 --> 00:04:42.020 -Yeah. -He was super awesome. 112 00:04:42.064 --> 00:04:45.285 That was definitely awesome. Puka shells? 113 00:04:45.328 --> 00:04:47.025 Yeah, nice to meet you guys too. 114 00:04:47.069 --> 00:04:51.726 Anyway, here's something about good health or something, right? 115 00:04:51.769 --> 00:04:53.380 -Yeah, take it. -Fuck dying, right? 116 00:04:53.423 --> 00:04:54.381 Ooh! 117 00:04:56.339 --> 00:04:59.995 It was such an eloquent toast from you all. I'm so inspired. 118 00:05:00.038 --> 00:05:01.866 So, this girl tells me 119 00:05:01.910 --> 00:05:04.042 that she wants to be buried in one of those tree urns when she goes. 120 00:05:04.086 --> 00:05:05.522 Who are you dating? 121 00:05:05.566 --> 00:05:07.394 And I'm like... oh, I have great taste in women, 122 00:05:07.437 --> 00:05:09.396 you should just ask Michael. 123 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:12.181 Oh, yeah. You and Laura should start the saddest dating app ever. 124 00:05:12.224 --> 00:05:14.966 - Nice. -We'd be millionaires. 125 00:05:15.010 --> 00:05:17.360 Like you have like that one bad ex. 126 00:05:17.404 --> 00:05:19.362 -No, never. Not once. -All right. 127 00:05:19.406 --> 00:05:21.016 Frank, aren't you telling a story? 128 00:05:21.059 --> 00:05:22.539 Oh, yeah, okay, anyhow. 129 00:05:22.583 --> 00:05:25.194 So, then I told her that when I go, 130 00:05:25.237 --> 00:05:28.632 I want my ashes to be shot out of the ocean out of a t-shirt cannon. 131 00:05:28.676 --> 00:05:30.242 Out of the ocean though? 132 00:05:30.286 --> 00:05:33.245 Into the ocean with a t-shirt cannon, sorry. I can't talk. 133 00:05:33.289 --> 00:05:35.335 But, yeah, I think that... What's that? What did you say? 134 00:05:35.378 --> 00:05:37.511 Well, you said out of the ocean and I was like who are you going to give... 135 00:05:37.554 --> 00:05:39.469 No, I'm going to give it to a mermaid and she's going to shoot it out of the ocean... 136 00:05:39.513 --> 00:05:41.515 -Guys, we can go, it's turning green. -We can go? Oh, okay. 137 00:05:41.558 --> 00:05:43.821 Well, no, but then I was like, "I want to go to Davy Jones' locker. 138 00:05:43.865 --> 00:05:45.301 Like I'm a fuckin' pirate, baby!" 139 00:05:45.345 --> 00:05:47.956 Whatever, like the world is filled with mean people. 140 00:05:47.999 --> 00:05:50.132 You're cheery. 141 00:05:50.175 --> 00:05:52.961 Yeah, well, okay, but the point is like nobody thinks they're mean, right? 142 00:05:53.004 --> 00:05:54.789 Like and then all of these mean people... 143 00:05:54.832 --> 00:05:57.095 Well, actually all of us mean people 144 00:05:57.139 --> 00:06:00.272 go around using other people's meanness just for our meanness. 145 00:06:00.316 --> 00:06:02.318 -So, it's like... -Is she always this sad? 146 00:06:02.362 --> 00:06:03.624 Usually much sadder. 147 00:06:03.667 --> 00:06:05.408 Oh, okay. Then good. 148 00:06:05.452 --> 00:06:08.063 People are exactly the reason why people can't have nice things. 149 00:06:08.106 --> 00:06:10.587 - Yeah, what? - Who do you mean? 150 00:06:10.631 --> 00:06:13.329 -I don't know, people. -Yeah, well, like not everybody. 151 00:06:13.373 --> 00:06:14.983 - Well, yeah, okay. -Most people. 152 00:06:15.026 --> 00:06:18.639 It's kinda how it goes. People are going to people. 153 00:06:18.682 --> 00:06:20.118 That's... Yeah, exactly. 154 00:06:20.162 --> 00:06:21.511 I should know better by now. 155 00:06:21.555 --> 00:06:23.121 Well, you can't blame yourself for that. 156 00:06:23.165 --> 00:06:25.341 I mean, you can but you shouldn't. 157 00:06:25.385 --> 00:06:29.389 It sounds a little like you really don't like the fact that you see good in people. 158 00:06:30.520 --> 00:06:32.479 Ooh! 159 00:06:32.522 --> 00:06:33.871 What? 160 00:06:40.878 --> 00:06:42.010 Hey. 161 00:06:42.053 --> 00:06:44.055 Hey, where did everybody go? 162 00:06:44.099 --> 00:06:46.580 Um, Ro and Neha went for a smoke. 163 00:06:46.623 --> 00:06:49.496 I don't know if Frank smokes but he went with them, so... 164 00:06:49.539 --> 00:06:52.934 Yeah, sometimes we all have our vices. 165 00:07:05.990 --> 00:07:07.601 Glad that we got that out of the way. 166 00:07:08.732 --> 00:07:10.995 -That's it? -Just taking a break. 167 00:07:14.172 --> 00:07:16.479 Woo! Ow! 168 00:07:18.525 --> 00:07:22.659 Neha hasn't said one word since we got her food. 169 00:07:22.703 --> 00:07:26.968 Fuck you! I'm trying to enjoy my food and I'd appreciate it if you didn't interrupt me. 170 00:07:27.011 --> 00:07:28.404 Yeah, fuck you, Frank. 171 00:07:28.448 --> 00:07:29.753 Oh, come on. Jesus! 172 00:07:30.624 --> 00:07:32.408 You know you can just buy a slice, right? 173 00:07:32.452 --> 00:07:34.628 I could, but I could also have a bite of yours. 174 00:07:34.671 --> 00:07:37.500 -I think she's just using me for my pizza, guys. -One bite, come on. 175 00:07:37.544 --> 00:07:38.501 -All right. - Definitely. 176 00:07:38.545 --> 00:07:39.720 All right. Be careful, it's hot. 177 00:07:39.763 --> 00:07:42.157 Okay. What did you do to this pizza? 178 00:07:42.200 --> 00:07:43.375 -I bit it. - Murderer! 179 00:07:43.419 --> 00:07:44.594 Fuck, that's hot! 180 00:07:44.638 --> 00:07:46.248 You all right? 181 00:07:49.207 --> 00:07:51.166 So, is it that bad? 182 00:07:51.209 --> 00:07:53.516 Let's get this thing right here. 183 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:55.518 Why is it so hot? 184 00:07:55.562 --> 00:07:57.607 Why are you eating it? They just said it's hot. 185 00:07:57.651 --> 00:07:59.740 Why are you trying to eat it? They just said it's hot. 186 00:07:59.783 --> 00:08:01.959 Once second, could you repeat that for a photograph? 187 00:08:03.221 --> 00:08:04.701 They're going to go through life 188 00:08:04.745 --> 00:08:07.051 with just like the tiniest bit of doubt and questioning 189 00:08:07.095 --> 00:08:09.532 about whether they really are part cyborg or not 190 00:08:09.576 --> 00:08:12.666 and then one day in college, 191 00:08:12.709 --> 00:08:14.885 they'll finally discover that it's obviously not true 192 00:08:14.929 --> 00:08:16.278 and they've just been lying to them the whole time. 193 00:08:16.321 --> 00:08:18.759 And what, the lesson is to just never trust anyone 194 00:08:18.802 --> 00:08:20.587 'cause your father is a sadistic liar 195 00:08:20.630 --> 00:08:22.327 and you should just never trust anybody? 196 00:08:22.371 --> 00:08:25.374 Yeah, exactly. Ro, you get me. 197 00:08:25.417 --> 00:08:28.551 The world is a bad, bad place and you should just never trust anybody. 198 00:08:28.595 --> 00:08:30.771 Aside from the fact that your kids are going to be super fucked up in the head, 199 00:08:30.814 --> 00:08:32.947 they'll just be like cutting their arm open, 200 00:08:32.990 --> 00:08:35.515 like looking for cyborg parts and shit. 201 00:08:35.558 --> 00:08:37.604 Well, yeah, I mean those are minor details 202 00:08:37.647 --> 00:08:39.344 but it's a great plan though, right? 203 00:08:39.388 --> 00:08:41.433 And Michael is the one that gave me the idea for it. 204 00:08:41.477 --> 00:08:45.394 Okay, look, just to be clear, I never condoned for it to go for this long. 205 00:08:45.437 --> 00:08:47.527 How did this even come up? 206 00:08:47.570 --> 00:08:50.704 Uh, me and Frank were having a conversation about how parents fuck up their kids. 207 00:08:50.747 --> 00:08:52.836 -Oh, yeah, as one does. -Yeah, as one does. 208 00:08:52.880 --> 00:08:54.098 Are your parents divorced? 209 00:08:54.142 --> 00:08:56.797 Ooh, and the conversation takes a turn. 210 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:58.842 We live in the future now, of course they are. 211 00:08:58.886 --> 00:09:00.191 Love is dead and all that shit. 212 00:09:00.235 --> 00:09:02.933 Oh, yeah, I'm Michael, I have a dark soul. 213 00:09:02.977 --> 00:09:04.065 Yada-yada-yada. 214 00:09:04.108 --> 00:09:06.154 I love when Neha talks shit. 215 00:09:06.197 --> 00:09:08.025 Yes, I'm an asshole. I agree with that, 216 00:09:08.069 --> 00:09:10.637 but I know for a fact that you all hate your jobs. 217 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:13.030 Aside from the part where it just kinda dominates my life, 218 00:09:13.074 --> 00:09:14.728 I actually enjoy my job. Yep. 219 00:09:14.771 --> 00:09:17.644 Ro! I love you. 220 00:09:17.687 --> 00:09:19.950 That's kinda like really unhealthy. Right? 221 00:09:19.994 --> 00:09:21.778 No, I mean no, I get it. 222 00:09:21.822 --> 00:09:25.303 It's pretty much the same for me, but I don't know. I still love it. 223 00:09:25.347 --> 00:09:27.044 What is it that you do again? 224 00:09:27.088 --> 00:09:29.003 -I work... -I think they're broken. 225 00:09:29.046 --> 00:09:32.963 I work at a hospital as a Strategic Advancement Director. 226 00:09:33.007 --> 00:09:34.443 Silly business. 227 00:09:34.486 --> 00:09:35.662 Uh, yeah. 228 00:09:35.705 --> 00:09:38.273 Wait, wait. Your job acronym is S.A.D. 229 00:09:38.316 --> 00:09:39.753 It's like literally, sad. 230 00:09:39.796 --> 00:09:43.191 Ah, it is. I never realized that. 231 00:09:43.234 --> 00:09:45.846 You know what? I kinda love that. 232 00:09:45.889 --> 00:09:49.458 Oh my God! If you say you love your job one more time, I might actually believe you. 233 00:09:50.894 --> 00:09:55.856 I love my job as a Strategic Advancement Director 234 00:09:55.899 --> 00:09:59.642 for a remote hospital in the boonies of California. 235 00:09:59.686 --> 00:10:02.253 -Well, all right. -You guys are fucking weird. 236 00:10:02.297 --> 00:10:04.038 And you guys are fucking hippies. 237 00:10:04.081 --> 00:10:06.518 Okay, that's like the meanest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 238 00:10:06.562 --> 00:10:07.737 That was pretty sick. 239 00:10:07.781 --> 00:10:09.130 -Right? -What? 240 00:10:09.173 --> 00:10:12.568 Fellow job lover Ro, what do you do? 241 00:10:12.612 --> 00:10:14.222 I'm an assistant. 242 00:10:14.265 --> 00:10:16.180 Obviously, a good one. 243 00:10:16.224 --> 00:10:19.488 Well, it's nice to have something to show considering the hours and stuff. 244 00:10:19.531 --> 00:10:23.579 Yeah, like I don't know. How do you guys know that you love your jobs? Just... 245 00:10:23.623 --> 00:10:26.103 I don't know. Shit's just tight. 246 00:10:26.147 --> 00:10:28.453 -Yeah. -Meanwhile on this couch, oh... 247 00:10:29.367 --> 00:10:31.369 Oh! 248 00:10:31.413 --> 00:10:35.286 And the award for the saddest high five of the evening goes to... 249 00:10:35.330 --> 00:10:37.593 -Oh! Gross. -Hey boo, that's not fair. 250 00:10:37.637 --> 00:10:39.116 -Oh, my God! -Get a room. 251 00:10:39.160 --> 00:10:40.640 -Come on, girl. -Neha's watching! 252 00:10:40.683 --> 00:10:43.643 -She's never watched that. 253 00:10:44.774 --> 00:10:46.733 Ow! 254 00:10:46.776 --> 00:10:48.386 That was definitely your fault. 255 00:10:48.430 --> 00:10:49.561 Are you kidding? 256 00:10:49.605 --> 00:10:52.129 No, that was like a hundred percent you. 257 00:10:52.173 --> 00:10:55.045 No, you're the one that was on top and then you started to fall... 258 00:10:56.264 --> 00:10:58.962 Oh, did you just kiss me to shut me up? 259 00:10:59.006 --> 00:11:01.661 No, I kissed you to kiss you but that was a very nice bonus. 260 00:11:01.704 --> 00:11:05.621 You're such a brat. Oh! 261 00:11:05.665 --> 00:11:08.450 All right, that was fun. See you around. 262 00:11:08.493 --> 00:11:10.931 Yeah, cool. See you later. 263 00:11:13.107 --> 00:11:15.370 -I'm kidding. -I'm not. 264 00:11:18.590 --> 00:11:20.288 I'm kidding? 265 00:11:21.681 --> 00:11:23.726 I promise. 266 00:11:23.770 --> 00:11:26.773 You know, it works better if you don't say it like a question. 267 00:11:26.816 --> 00:11:28.035 I know. 268 00:11:34.215 --> 00:11:36.478 You're actually the one who's running away 269 00:11:36.521 --> 00:11:38.523 from everything and everyone you love in a week. 270 00:11:38.567 --> 00:11:40.090 What? I'm not running away. 271 00:11:40.134 --> 00:11:41.657 Pretty casual life event. 272 00:11:41.701 --> 00:11:43.180 I know, right? 273 00:11:43.224 --> 00:11:45.052 How's that feeling? 274 00:11:45.095 --> 00:11:46.880 Exciting? 275 00:11:46.923 --> 00:11:48.969 You know, it works better if you don't make it sound like a question. 276 00:11:49.012 --> 00:11:50.579 Ooh, yeah, yeah. I know. 277 00:11:50.622 --> 00:11:54.670 I mean, it's exciting. It is. It's gonna be... refreshing. 278 00:11:56.672 --> 00:11:58.805 Where are you going again? And for what? 279 00:11:58.848 --> 00:12:02.504 I'm starting out by helping a small organic farm in Spain... 280 00:12:02.547 --> 00:12:04.680 Are you a hippie? 281 00:12:04.724 --> 00:12:06.856 You say that like someone just stabbed you. 282 00:12:06.900 --> 00:12:09.076 If you are, then someone did just stab me. 283 00:12:09.119 --> 00:12:11.121 I'm not. I promise. 284 00:12:11.165 --> 00:12:14.037 I mean, I promise? 285 00:12:16.083 --> 00:12:18.085 -It's a nice farm too. -Okay. 286 00:12:18.128 --> 00:12:19.869 Yeah, anyways. 287 00:12:19.913 --> 00:12:23.786 So, yeah, I'm going to go there and then I go to London 288 00:12:23.830 --> 00:12:25.353 for my Master's. 289 00:12:25.396 --> 00:12:28.051 -For like a year. -I'm so disappointed with myself. 290 00:12:28.095 --> 00:12:29.705 I'm sorry. What was that? 291 00:12:29.749 --> 00:12:32.099 I'm starting a nudist commune in Berkeley. 292 00:12:32.142 --> 00:12:33.622 Fuckin' knew it. 293 00:12:34.579 --> 00:12:36.886 Okay, so London. 294 00:12:36.930 --> 00:12:38.714 Mm-hmm. 295 00:12:38.758 --> 00:12:40.455 Why would it go for two? 296 00:12:40.498 --> 00:12:44.067 Mm-mm. I guess I'm bad at school. 297 00:12:44.111 --> 00:12:45.765 Are you bad at school? 298 00:12:45.808 --> 00:12:49.029 Mm-mm, more like if I get bored with it. 299 00:12:50.726 --> 00:12:52.423 Why would you ever get bored of school? 300 00:12:52.467 --> 00:12:53.729 I know, right? 301 00:12:54.686 --> 00:12:56.688 No, more like if I lose interest, I guess. 302 00:12:56.732 --> 00:12:58.908 Which would happen because...? 303 00:12:58.952 --> 00:13:01.258 'Cause I just like signed up for this Master's 304 00:13:01.302 --> 00:13:02.956 because I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. 305 00:13:02.999 --> 00:13:04.044 Ah! 306 00:13:07.047 --> 00:13:08.309 I hadn't said that out aloud yet. 307 00:13:09.353 --> 00:13:10.572 It's really depressing. 308 00:13:12.008 --> 00:13:14.445 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I, like you, 309 00:13:14.489 --> 00:13:17.187 am also completely unsure of what I'm doing with my life too. 310 00:13:19.407 --> 00:13:20.582 -Nope. -No? 311 00:13:20.625 --> 00:13:21.975 -No. -Okay. 312 00:13:22.932 --> 00:13:24.194 How about this? 313 00:13:24.238 --> 00:13:27.632 I'm pretty sure that a majority of our peers 314 00:13:27.676 --> 00:13:31.245 are also completely unsure of the current paths their lives are on 315 00:13:31.288 --> 00:13:35.118 and the uncertainty is slowly killing them unknowingly. 316 00:13:35.162 --> 00:13:37.729 All of us are just lost, 317 00:13:37.773 --> 00:13:39.644 even the ones who seem like they know what they're doing, 318 00:13:39.688 --> 00:13:44.606 even the ones working for Médecins Sans Frontières 319 00:13:44.649 --> 00:13:50.830 saving lives just completely, overwhelmingly lost, 320 00:13:50.873 --> 00:13:52.570 flailing at nothing. 321 00:13:54.442 --> 00:13:58.794 Well, maybe not them but everyone else's super lost. 322 00:13:58.838 --> 00:14:00.143 Life is fun. 323 00:14:01.971 --> 00:14:03.233 Yeah. 324 00:14:09.631 --> 00:14:11.024 Why are you cool? 325 00:14:11.067 --> 00:14:14.636 Hmm? Oh, what? 326 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:16.377 That's a weird question. 327 00:14:16.420 --> 00:14:18.901 I mean like why are you cool and why am I meeting you right now 328 00:14:18.945 --> 00:14:20.860 before I'm about to leave for a fucking long time? 329 00:14:22.383 --> 00:14:23.906 Stop being cool. 330 00:14:23.950 --> 00:14:25.603 -No promises. -Stop it. 331 00:14:27.518 --> 00:14:31.261 And it's because the world don't give no fucks about timing or love or... 332 00:14:31.305 --> 00:14:34.351 or cool people being cool together... 333 00:14:34.395 --> 00:14:35.875 -Mm-hmm. -You know what I mean. 334 00:14:39.008 --> 00:14:41.750 Yeah, it sucks. 335 00:14:41.793 --> 00:14:42.969 Yeah. 336 00:14:50.193 --> 00:14:51.499 Am I going to see you tomorrow? 337 00:14:51.542 --> 00:14:52.543 Maybe. 338 00:14:55.329 --> 00:14:56.591 Yes. 339 00:14:57.592 --> 00:14:58.767 Yes? 340 00:15:02.031 --> 00:15:03.946 Sweet. 341 00:15:50.166 --> 00:15:51.559 Ladies and gentlemen, 342 00:15:51.602 --> 00:15:52.864 we're here... 343 00:15:55.041 --> 00:15:57.130 -Are you drunk already? -No. 344 00:15:57.173 --> 00:15:58.783 -Are you sure? -Are you sure? 345 00:15:58.827 --> 00:16:01.743 Yeah, but I forgot what I was going to say. So, to you guys! 346 00:16:01.786 --> 00:16:03.788 -Yeah! -To us! 347 00:16:03.832 --> 00:16:06.008 -Yeah! Sure! -Cool. 348 00:16:06.052 --> 00:16:08.141 I mean, are you going to say it? 349 00:16:10.839 --> 00:16:12.449 I don't know about you guys, 350 00:16:12.493 --> 00:16:14.234 but I think I'm really drunk. 351 00:16:15.583 --> 00:16:17.454 -Me too actually. -You look very composed. 352 00:16:17.498 --> 00:16:19.108 -You? -Yeah! 353 00:16:19.152 --> 00:16:20.588 You couldn't tell? 354 00:16:20.631 --> 00:16:22.503 I swear there was two people at this table... 355 00:17:13.510 --> 00:17:16.600 I forgot how cold it is here. 356 00:17:16.644 --> 00:17:18.646 It's also like his house. 357 00:17:18.689 --> 00:17:20.909 It's so creepy. 358 00:17:20.952 --> 00:17:23.999 This whole place is like made of noise. 359 00:17:24.043 --> 00:17:25.131 Yeah. 360 00:17:27.829 --> 00:17:31.485 Argh, ah! 361 00:17:31.528 --> 00:17:32.486 What are you doing? 362 00:17:32.529 --> 00:17:34.227 I'm laying down. 363 00:17:35.924 --> 00:17:37.969 And you should know, you look great from here. 364 00:17:38.883 --> 00:17:40.537 Mm-hmm. 365 00:17:40.581 --> 00:17:44.106 And you also look great from behind and when you're above. 366 00:17:44.150 --> 00:17:46.282 Overall anytime you're naked. 367 00:17:47.588 --> 00:17:48.893 Thank you. 368 00:17:52.114 --> 00:17:53.289 Can I have your number? 369 00:17:53.333 --> 00:17:55.683 I just realized I don't have your number 370 00:17:55.726 --> 00:17:58.251 and I also know that you're leaving soon 371 00:17:58.294 --> 00:18:02.820 and it isn't exactly useful and I'm saying too many words but, yeah. 372 00:18:02.864 --> 00:18:04.692 Yes. 373 00:18:04.735 --> 00:18:09.436 To the number part or are you agreeing with this being pretty futile. 374 00:18:09.479 --> 00:18:11.133 -Both. -Hmm. 375 00:18:12.656 --> 00:18:14.571 Your sense of humor is kinda weird. 376 00:18:14.615 --> 00:18:16.573 Ugh, thanks. 377 00:18:16.617 --> 00:18:19.663 Most people say it tethers between completely unfunny and morbidly depressing 378 00:18:19.707 --> 00:18:22.013 so, I'll take weird. 379 00:18:22.057 --> 00:18:23.624 Mmm. 380 00:18:23.667 --> 00:18:26.017 So, are we going to talk about how much we miss each other 381 00:18:26.061 --> 00:18:27.715 when we never see each other again? 382 00:18:27.758 --> 00:18:29.064 Obviously. 383 00:18:29.108 --> 00:18:31.153 That is the perfect relationship. 384 00:18:31.197 --> 00:18:34.156 We get to have all the emotional baggage 385 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:35.723 and none of the fun. 386 00:18:35.766 --> 00:18:37.290 By which I mean sex. 387 00:18:37.333 --> 00:18:40.728 -Mm-hmm. -All sadness, no sex. 388 00:18:40.771 --> 00:18:44.079 Yeah, it's like when I cry myself to sleep at night when I miss you, 389 00:18:44.123 --> 00:18:46.342 it's like nobody will be there to hold me. 390 00:18:46.386 --> 00:18:48.170 Way to ratchet things up, Laura. 391 00:18:48.214 --> 00:18:50.433 -Damn. -I'm kidding. It's a joke. 392 00:18:50.477 --> 00:18:51.956 I know. 393 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:55.960 Honestly, this is a bummer. 394 00:18:56.004 --> 00:18:57.223 Yeah. 395 00:18:59.616 --> 00:19:01.096 You're gone in a week? 396 00:19:02.010 --> 00:19:03.359 Uh-huh. 397 00:19:06.101 --> 00:19:07.624 That's unfortunate. 398 00:19:09.887 --> 00:19:12.499 You're just going home? Where are you from again? 399 00:19:12.542 --> 00:19:15.980 Yeah, I'm just going to go drop my car off back in Berkeley. 400 00:19:16.024 --> 00:19:18.722 -Ah! -Hang out there for a week. 401 00:19:18.766 --> 00:19:21.160 I was going to see my parents, but they went to Hawaii. 402 00:19:21.203 --> 00:19:23.031 -Well, that's pretty cold. -Nah, it's fine. 403 00:19:23.074 --> 00:19:25.207 I see them like all the time. I saw them two weeks ago actually. 404 00:19:25.251 --> 00:19:27.818 Ah, well, in that case, fuck, yeah, Hawaii. 405 00:19:27.862 --> 00:19:29.168 Yeah. 406 00:19:45.967 --> 00:19:48.012 You should just come down to LA. 407 00:19:48.056 --> 00:19:49.318 I know, right? 408 00:19:52.887 --> 00:19:54.105 Fuck it, do it. 409 00:19:55.803 --> 00:19:59.937 I'm serious. Fuck it, just start your vacation early. 410 00:20:01.417 --> 00:20:02.592 Are you serious? 411 00:20:02.636 --> 00:20:04.028 I just said I'm serious. 412 00:20:05.160 --> 00:20:07.554 But like are you serious, serious or you're like... 413 00:20:07.597 --> 00:20:08.946 If you're about it, 414 00:20:09.860 --> 00:20:11.949 I can take the week off 415 00:20:11.993 --> 00:20:14.735 or well, I can probably start my weekend early. 416 00:20:15.736 --> 00:20:16.824 You're serious. 417 00:20:16.867 --> 00:20:18.565 Fuck, yeah, I am. 418 00:20:18.608 --> 00:20:20.915 You just invited me to your house in LA. 419 00:20:20.958 --> 00:20:23.004 -Do it! 420 00:20:23.047 --> 00:20:24.484 Why are you still sitting? 421 00:20:24.527 --> 00:20:26.268 Come on down, the weather's fine. 422 00:20:26.312 --> 00:20:29.880 Are you talking about the bed or LA or... 423 00:20:29.924 --> 00:20:32.622 Well, neither. I don't know. Just trying to get you to lay down. 424 00:20:32.666 --> 00:20:34.711 I hope I don't hate you. 425 00:20:34.755 --> 00:20:37.148 Oh, well, I'm pretty hateable 426 00:20:37.192 --> 00:20:41.631 so that's almost definitely going to be very bad. 427 00:20:41.675 --> 00:20:43.198 Damn! 428 00:20:43.242 --> 00:20:45.374 I guess for me it's like kinda bummer to realize 429 00:20:45.418 --> 00:20:48.290 that what I wanted to do may not actually be what I want to do. 430 00:20:48.334 --> 00:20:50.640 Yeah, hence the life-changing move. 431 00:20:50.684 --> 00:20:52.076 Yeah, I know. 432 00:20:52.120 --> 00:20:53.948 It's like the most entitled thing ever to be like. 433 00:20:53.991 --> 00:20:56.820 I feel like I'm wasting my life so I'm going to go to Europe. 434 00:20:56.864 --> 00:20:58.300 At least you're doing something productive. 435 00:21:04.350 --> 00:21:07.570 Sun set. 436 00:21:07.614 --> 00:21:08.832 It's pretty. 437 00:21:14.882 --> 00:21:18.320 Try packing for an entire year. Like it would be any smaller. 438 00:21:18.364 --> 00:21:21.105 Okay, how you doing there? 439 00:21:21.149 --> 00:21:23.238 -I have a technique with my knee. -Ah-ha! 440 00:21:23.282 --> 00:21:29.331 Laura, has of course refused all help with that thing. 441 00:21:29.375 --> 00:21:31.855 How about the stairs? Want some help now? 442 00:21:34.858 --> 00:21:39.341 Welcome to my apartment which is decorated by a boy. 443 00:21:39.385 --> 00:21:41.082 It's nice. It's clean. 444 00:21:41.125 --> 00:21:42.953 Thanks, I like to think so. 445 00:21:42.997 --> 00:21:49.351 So, you want to unpack now or just grab food or drinks 446 00:21:49.395 --> 00:21:52.963 or just fucking go nuts and black out and wake up in Mexico. What's up? 447 00:21:53.007 --> 00:21:55.662 Um, food in Mexico after blacking out? 448 00:21:55.705 --> 00:21:58.142 Yes, I like where your head's at. 449 00:21:58.186 --> 00:22:01.581 Yeah, so my 12-year-old self is sitting there bawling my eyes out, 450 00:22:01.624 --> 00:22:03.844 crying about how Beanie Babies are going out of business 451 00:22:03.887 --> 00:22:06.368 and they'll be gone forever and everyone's going to forget about them 452 00:22:06.412 --> 00:22:08.370 which means one day I'll be gone forever 453 00:22:08.414 --> 00:22:10.764 and everyone is going to forget about me. 454 00:22:10.807 --> 00:22:12.374 Wow! 455 00:22:12.418 --> 00:22:15.116 Yeah, and my parents who by now are completely un-amused 456 00:22:15.159 --> 00:22:17.031 are looking at me like, "Why?" 457 00:22:17.074 --> 00:22:18.162 Mm-hmm. 458 00:22:18.206 --> 00:22:19.686 I took a good second to catch my breath 459 00:22:19.729 --> 00:22:22.079 and they go, and I wish I could do the accent better, 460 00:22:23.690 --> 00:22:27.607 "Okay, well, your food is getting cold." 461 00:22:29.522 --> 00:22:30.871 That's awesome! 462 00:22:30.914 --> 00:22:32.525 -Yeah. -Or sad. 463 00:22:32.568 --> 00:22:35.441 Well, I think... I think they were right though, you know. 464 00:22:35.484 --> 00:22:39.488 Excellent handling of prepubescent existential crisis I think. 465 00:22:39.532 --> 00:22:42.099 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 466 00:22:42.143 --> 00:22:44.580 Yeah, so that was my very graceful first encounter 467 00:22:44.624 --> 00:22:47.627 with the recognition of death as an inevitability. 468 00:22:49.455 --> 00:22:52.501 Your turn for formative childhood memory. 469 00:22:52.545 --> 00:22:54.634 Hmm, yours was cute and funny. 470 00:22:54.677 --> 00:22:57.767 No. No, no, no. It's going to be great. 471 00:22:57.811 --> 00:23:00.335 Unless you like murder someone in it or something. 472 00:23:00.379 --> 00:23:01.380 How'd you know? 473 00:23:02.903 --> 00:23:03.773 Okay. 474 00:23:05.166 --> 00:23:07.342 I remember hiding under the covers with my brother 475 00:23:07.386 --> 00:23:10.040 because our parents were fighting outside of our room 476 00:23:10.084 --> 00:23:11.999 which happened a lot. 477 00:23:12.042 --> 00:23:14.175 Um, and this time, 478 00:23:14.218 --> 00:23:18.266 I kinda like just decided 479 00:23:18.309 --> 00:23:21.051 that I was not ever going to end up 480 00:23:21.965 --> 00:23:26.709 like living in a house having arguments with someone I hated. 481 00:23:26.753 --> 00:23:28.624 Hmm. 482 00:23:28.668 --> 00:23:29.973 -Yeah. -Hmm. 483 00:23:30.017 --> 00:23:35.022 It was like my first sense of agency, you know, 484 00:23:35.065 --> 00:23:36.893 which is kinda depressing to have 485 00:23:36.937 --> 00:23:39.418 and all that when you realize you can try out your own path to be 486 00:23:39.461 --> 00:23:42.508 in response to never wanting to become your parents. 487 00:23:44.205 --> 00:23:45.728 Yeah. 488 00:23:45.772 --> 00:23:47.991 I told you that was dark. 489 00:23:48.035 --> 00:23:50.472 I'm not very good at this whole casual conversation thing. 490 00:23:50.516 --> 00:23:54.128 Yeah. We're good at being bad at stuff. 491 00:23:54.171 --> 00:23:56.957 -Which, you know, fun. -Yeah. 492 00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:58.828 We're good at being... does that make sense? 493 00:23:58.872 --> 00:24:00.743 -Absolutely. -We're good at being bad at stuff. 494 00:24:00.787 --> 00:24:03.703 -Yeah, I'll take it. -Good. 495 00:24:20.154 --> 00:24:22.809 I know doing something good is better than nothing, 496 00:24:22.852 --> 00:24:25.159 but like, I don't know. 497 00:24:25.202 --> 00:24:28.945 I was starting to feel like I was just going to be like spending my entire life, 498 00:24:28.989 --> 00:24:36.605 like, like I don't know, walking across the world. 499 00:24:36.649 --> 00:24:39.347 Sort of like just slowly going nowhere... 500 00:24:39.390 --> 00:24:41.001 -On foot. -Yeah, exactly. 501 00:24:41.044 --> 00:24:43.090 -I get it. -Yeah, anyways. I don't know. 502 00:24:43.133 --> 00:24:48.922 It was really frustrating so I quit and, yeah. 503 00:24:49.792 --> 00:24:53.404 I guess I feel like going back to school will open up more doors 504 00:24:53.448 --> 00:24:55.537 so I'll probably be able to do more, you know. 505 00:24:55.581 --> 00:24:56.886 Yeah. 506 00:24:56.930 --> 00:24:58.801 But I don't want to be a politician though so. 507 00:24:58.845 --> 00:25:00.324 I'd hope not. 508 00:25:03.545 --> 00:25:04.981 What about you? 509 00:25:05.025 --> 00:25:07.462 What's this job you're supposed to be at in like... 510 00:25:09.072 --> 00:25:11.553 -...five hours? 511 00:25:11.597 --> 00:25:12.859 Uh, it's like... 512 00:25:13.990 --> 00:25:16.210 Okay, so the people are awesome 513 00:25:16.253 --> 00:25:18.908 and I was pretty blessed to fall into it. 514 00:25:20.083 --> 00:25:21.607 -And? 515 00:25:21.650 --> 00:25:23.086 I fucking hate it. 516 00:25:23.130 --> 00:25:25.915 I was asking what it was, but that's good to know too. 517 00:25:25.959 --> 00:25:28.744 Oh, right, yes, the original question. 518 00:25:28.788 --> 00:25:34.228 Um, I work at a small boutique ad agency 519 00:25:34.271 --> 00:25:35.882 as a project manager. 520 00:25:35.925 --> 00:25:37.797 Basically I pamper clients. 521 00:25:37.840 --> 00:25:41.104 I'm like essentially an ad man. 522 00:25:41.148 --> 00:25:44.064 I'm part of the team that had a huge hand 523 00:25:44.107 --> 00:25:48.242 in sending pop culture down the super productive path it's currently on. 524 00:25:48.285 --> 00:25:50.723 It's like I'm literally one of the bad guys. 525 00:25:51.637 --> 00:25:55.249 The world runs because good people do bad things. 526 00:25:55.292 --> 00:25:57.686 Yeah, I agree. 527 00:25:57.730 --> 00:26:00.036 I mean it's not nice but I feel like it's true. 528 00:26:00.080 --> 00:26:01.298 I felt that way. 529 00:26:03.257 --> 00:26:06.086 Except, you do good stuff 530 00:26:06.129 --> 00:26:09.829 like preserving our environment for future generations 531 00:26:09.872 --> 00:26:12.658 and you've spent all of your early 20's 532 00:26:12.701 --> 00:26:14.703 working towards that exact goal. 533 00:26:14.747 --> 00:26:17.706 Yeah, but on a personal level it's exactly the same thing, you know, 534 00:26:17.750 --> 00:26:19.490 it's like that joke you made the other day. 535 00:26:21.014 --> 00:26:22.406 What joke I... 536 00:26:23.494 --> 00:26:24.800 Like the one about... 537 00:26:24.844 --> 00:26:26.933 I kinda say... I kinda say a lot of stuff, right? 538 00:26:26.976 --> 00:26:28.499 -The one about... -I just say shit. 539 00:26:28.543 --> 00:26:30.763 ...depressed doctors at MSF, you know. 540 00:26:30.806 --> 00:26:32.765 You said it like it may or may not be true so, 541 00:26:32.808 --> 00:26:34.897 I don't know, but whatever the point is it's like 542 00:26:34.941 --> 00:26:37.421 you're "flailing at nothing" was the phrase. 543 00:26:37.465 --> 00:26:41.991 Ah, yes that. That definitely sounds like me. 544 00:26:44.211 --> 00:26:46.126 Yeah, I remember that. 545 00:26:51.522 --> 00:26:53.873 So, you know how as Americans we hate being told what to do? 546 00:26:53.916 --> 00:26:55.744 Fuck, yeah! 547 00:26:55.788 --> 00:26:57.659 We love freedom more than life itself. 548 00:26:57.703 --> 00:26:59.487 Right, and like even if we were going to do it anyway 549 00:26:59.530 --> 00:27:01.097 is we don't want to be told to do it. 550 00:27:02.098 --> 00:27:03.534 Probably. 551 00:27:03.578 --> 00:27:05.624 So, like as a result we have a lot of personal freedom. 552 00:27:05.667 --> 00:27:08.235 Well, hold on. Some more than others. 553 00:27:08.278 --> 00:27:10.106 Okay, so there's always more work to be done, 554 00:27:10.150 --> 00:27:11.847 but like generally speaking, 555 00:27:11.891 --> 00:27:14.763 we have more personal freedom now than we used to, you know? 556 00:27:14.807 --> 00:27:16.373 -Yeah. -Like in my case, 557 00:27:16.417 --> 00:27:20.073 I didn't like what I was doing so I quit 558 00:27:20.116 --> 00:27:23.032 and now I'm literally flying across the world because I've decided to. 559 00:27:23.076 --> 00:27:25.252 Yeah. 560 00:27:25.295 --> 00:27:28.864 And it's like, we haven't really thought about what to do with all that freedom, you know. 561 00:27:28.908 --> 00:27:32.563 We're like, maybe we have but like not really. 562 00:27:55.151 --> 00:27:57.632 You look like someone killed your cat. 563 00:27:57.676 --> 00:27:59.329 Dana just put her two weeks in. 564 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:01.505 So that meeting went well. 565 00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:03.725 -Damn! -Yeah. 566 00:28:03.769 --> 00:28:06.206 Jim really knows how to understaff a place. 567 00:28:06.249 --> 00:28:07.642 It's that "start-up" vibe. 568 00:28:07.686 --> 00:28:10.689 Yeah. Yeah. 569 00:28:10.732 --> 00:28:12.734 Well, at least there's beer in the fridge. 570 00:28:12.778 --> 00:28:15.694 Nobody ever drinks it, but at least it's there. 571 00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:27.531 Hey there, can I get you anymore tea? 572 00:28:27.575 --> 00:28:28.707 Uh, sure. 573 00:28:28.750 --> 00:28:30.752 Okay, give me one more minute, ma'am. 574 00:28:30.796 --> 00:28:32.014 Thank you. 575 00:28:36.758 --> 00:28:39.108 So, how's LA honey? 576 00:28:39.152 --> 00:28:42.764 It's nice or maybe it's just like better than I imagined. 577 00:28:42.808 --> 00:28:45.593 I don't know why I always thought I hated LA. 578 00:28:45.636 --> 00:28:48.770 Oh, probably because you got sick when we went to Disneyland 579 00:28:48.814 --> 00:28:50.685 and cried in all of the lines 580 00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:52.774 so we never went back to Los Angeles again. 581 00:28:52.818 --> 00:28:54.602 Well, no I didn't. 582 00:28:54.645 --> 00:28:56.952 Yeah, yeah, you did. You don't remember? 583 00:28:56.996 --> 00:28:59.955 Your brother thought it was his fault and felt bad the whole time, 584 00:28:59.999 --> 00:29:01.827 which was kinda adorable. 585 00:29:01.870 --> 00:29:04.220 -I know. -Um, I did that? 586 00:29:04.264 --> 00:29:06.483 You did that. Yes. Oops. 587 00:29:06.527 --> 00:29:07.789 Sorry. 588 00:29:07.833 --> 00:29:09.704 You should have seen your dad. 589 00:29:09.748 --> 00:29:11.140 Ugh, I can imagine. 590 00:29:11.184 --> 00:29:13.664 Anyway, I've been looking at apartments in London. 591 00:29:13.708 --> 00:29:15.188 -Uh-huh. -And... 592 00:29:15.231 --> 00:29:18.887 My first takeaway is that they're very expensive. 593 00:29:18.931 --> 00:29:20.889 You're having second thoughts? 594 00:29:20.933 --> 00:29:27.896 No, it's just like eye-opening and like... expensive. 595 00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:31.030 I told you, honey, it was going to be quite a change. 596 00:29:32.727 --> 00:29:35.512 Yeah, I know. I didn't plan it very well. 597 00:29:35.556 --> 00:29:37.776 No, it's not that. I mean, that's all fine. 598 00:29:37.819 --> 00:29:40.430 Well, for me at least. I'm not the one figuring out my life. 599 00:29:40.474 --> 00:29:42.171 Well, thanks, Mom. 600 00:29:42.215 --> 00:29:43.651 I'm sorry. 601 00:29:43.694 --> 00:29:46.088 Do you think I'm doing the right thing? 602 00:29:46.132 --> 00:29:47.481 Is this like a good decision? 603 00:29:47.524 --> 00:29:49.744 Laura, honey, I honestly can't say. 604 00:29:49.788 --> 00:29:52.878 I mean, I think what you're doing is pretty drastic, 605 00:29:52.921 --> 00:29:54.705 but I also can't blame you. 606 00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:57.447 If I was in your shoes, 607 00:29:57.491 --> 00:29:59.580 I might have done what you're doing. 608 00:30:00.886 --> 00:30:02.322 I love your father very much 609 00:30:02.365 --> 00:30:04.672 and I'm happy with where I'm at in life 610 00:30:04.715 --> 00:30:06.805 and how I did things. 611 00:30:06.848 --> 00:30:08.850 I mean, it wasn't easy and there were things I had to give up on the way, 612 00:30:08.894 --> 00:30:10.852 but like I've said before, 613 00:30:10.896 --> 00:30:15.074 you live in an absolutely new age. 614 00:30:15.117 --> 00:30:17.076 I can't imagine things now. 615 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:22.037 I mean, I don't know what it is like for you nowadays. 616 00:30:22.081 --> 00:30:25.736 I mean, for me, I got my degree, started a family 617 00:30:25.780 --> 00:30:29.392 and I've been at my job working it for 20 years. 618 00:30:29.436 --> 00:30:31.090 It's okay. 619 00:30:31.133 --> 00:30:33.353 The people are good and we're not destroying the earth, 620 00:30:33.396 --> 00:30:35.746 but for me that's all I need. 621 00:30:35.790 --> 00:30:38.837 But it's different now for people your age. 622 00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:41.709 I mean, endless possibilities have been presented. 623 00:30:41.752 --> 00:30:43.580 Whether or not that's better, 624 00:30:45.713 --> 00:30:49.325 well, that is the part where I think you have to figure things out on your own. 625 00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:50.370 Yeah, but like... 626 00:30:51.458 --> 00:30:53.895 -Okay... -Basically honey, look, 627 00:30:53.939 --> 00:30:57.290 I don't have any way to know whether or not you're doing the right thing, 628 00:30:58.204 --> 00:31:01.468 but you're young and you'll probably live twice as long as we will, 629 00:31:01.511 --> 00:31:04.427 so, why not, you know? 630 00:31:05.515 --> 00:31:07.082 Okay, thank you. 631 00:31:09.389 --> 00:31:11.695 You also need to come to Hawaii. 632 00:31:11.739 --> 00:31:13.610 It's beautiful. 633 00:31:13.654 --> 00:31:16.178 Me and your dad jumped off some rocks into the ocean yesterday 634 00:31:16.222 --> 00:31:17.788 -and wow! -You what? 635 00:31:17.832 --> 00:31:21.923 We jumped off some rocks into the ocean. 636 00:31:21.967 --> 00:31:23.794 It was amazing. 637 00:31:23.838 --> 00:31:25.231 That's nice. 638 00:31:25.274 --> 00:31:28.103 Oh, honey, you're home so soon. 639 00:31:28.147 --> 00:31:30.018 How was work? Would you like a meatloaf? 640 00:31:30.062 --> 00:31:33.282 Uh, I'm not going to lie, that was pretty frightening. 641 00:31:33.326 --> 00:31:36.459 That's me, your worst domestic nightmare. 642 00:31:36.503 --> 00:31:37.765 Oh, God! 643 00:31:37.808 --> 00:31:39.680 No, really, how was work? 644 00:31:39.723 --> 00:31:44.728 I just stared at the computer and had a sandwich at some point 645 00:31:44.772 --> 00:31:47.949 and had some coffee, 646 00:31:47.993 --> 00:31:50.909 stared at the computer some more, 647 00:31:50.952 --> 00:31:52.911 had some more coffee. 648 00:31:52.954 --> 00:31:54.390 Oh, yeah, Neha says, "Hey." 649 00:31:54.434 --> 00:31:56.305 How much do you get paid to do that, again? 650 00:31:56.349 --> 00:31:57.698 I don't know. 651 00:31:57.741 --> 00:32:00.005 I stopped counting because it was so much. 652 00:32:00.962 --> 00:32:04.183 Oh, also I decided to just take the week off. 653 00:32:04.226 --> 00:32:05.140 What? 654 00:32:05.184 --> 00:32:07.795 Yeah, 'cause things are slow 655 00:32:07.838 --> 00:32:11.451 and I've been hauling ass for months and I'm about to again in a couple of weeks 656 00:32:11.494 --> 00:32:14.628 and you're here and fuck it, you know. 657 00:32:14.671 --> 00:32:16.630 You can just do that? 658 00:32:16.673 --> 00:32:20.939 We have one of those "we trust our employee" paid time off policies. 659 00:32:22.331 --> 00:32:23.680 I think I'm blushing. 660 00:32:23.724 --> 00:32:24.681 It'll be fun. 661 00:32:25.552 --> 00:32:26.988 What should we do to celebrate? 662 00:32:27.032 --> 00:32:32.298 Uh, I haven't thought that far. 663 00:32:32.341 --> 00:32:35.692 You know it works better when you don't say it like a question. 664 00:32:35.736 --> 00:32:39.479 What I mean is I get terribly lonely sometimes. 665 00:32:41.176 --> 00:32:42.525 Me too. 666 00:32:43.744 --> 00:32:46.225 You like your wine to taste like wine. 667 00:32:46.268 --> 00:32:47.791 You're gonna taste it or something? 668 00:32:47.835 --> 00:32:50.011 Tried really hard not to, I promise. 669 00:32:50.055 --> 00:32:52.796 Hmm, what are we going to do with you? 670 00:32:52.840 --> 00:32:54.624 We are in a wine store. 671 00:32:55.582 --> 00:32:58.759 Is that you trying to tell me to drink myself into ruin? 672 00:32:58.802 --> 00:33:00.108 Are you trying to ruin me? 673 00:33:00.152 --> 00:33:01.892 Duh! 674 00:33:01.936 --> 00:33:05.548 Oh, good 'cause it's been a while since I've had a good ruining. 675 00:33:05.592 --> 00:33:08.725 Oh, yeah? It's like a side hobby of yours, an annual ruining? 676 00:33:08.769 --> 00:33:11.076 Yeah, it's the best. You should try it. 677 00:33:11.119 --> 00:33:13.469 Well, I'm a connoisseur of ruin. 678 00:33:13.513 --> 00:33:15.471 You're fucking nuts. 679 00:33:15.515 --> 00:33:16.559 Aren't we all? 680 00:33:18.518 --> 00:33:21.521 -Drink? -Yeah. 681 00:33:21.564 --> 00:33:22.870 What are you making? 682 00:33:22.913 --> 00:33:27.048 Um, Gatorade and soda water, 683 00:33:27.092 --> 00:33:32.053 so it's a Gatorade and gin or soda water. 684 00:33:32.097 --> 00:33:33.794 Which one was the first one? 685 00:33:33.837 --> 00:33:36.057 "Stay free, stay true." 686 00:33:37.537 --> 00:33:39.626 Yeah, I think it's pretty self-explanatory. 687 00:33:39.669 --> 00:33:42.542 -Hmm. No. -No? 688 00:33:42.585 --> 00:33:45.501 All right, my 18-year-old self is like, 689 00:33:45.545 --> 00:33:49.070 "You're going to fucking sell out one of these days, you motherfucker. 690 00:33:49.114 --> 00:33:53.248 So this is to remind you that you used to have morals." 691 00:33:53.292 --> 00:33:55.729 Hmm, I love that. 692 00:33:55.772 --> 00:33:56.904 Yeah, that's awesome. 693 00:33:58.514 --> 00:34:01.039 I kinda think that's the point of tattoos really, you know. 694 00:34:01.082 --> 00:34:04.781 Mini time capsules of whatever was important at the time. 695 00:34:04.825 --> 00:34:07.001 Only in this case, it was important then 696 00:34:07.045 --> 00:34:10.613 and now just well, quietly ignored every day. 697 00:34:10.657 --> 00:34:14.095 Hmm, and this one? 698 00:34:14.139 --> 00:34:16.097 -Uh, yeah. -Cut ups? 699 00:34:16.141 --> 00:34:19.318 Uh, yeah, also 18, me and my group of friends 700 00:34:19.361 --> 00:34:22.321 were going to college or whatever the fuck we were doing. 701 00:34:22.364 --> 00:34:24.627 There were five of us. 702 00:34:24.671 --> 00:34:26.847 We, uh... it's dumb. 703 00:34:27.978 --> 00:34:30.764 So, because we were cool as shit, 704 00:34:30.807 --> 00:34:36.335 uh, we called ourselves "Cut ups", 705 00:34:36.378 --> 00:34:42.080 sort of like joke bastardization of fuck ups. 706 00:34:42.123 --> 00:34:43.733 -Right. -I don't know. 707 00:34:43.777 --> 00:34:45.605 It's clever. 708 00:34:45.648 --> 00:34:50.436 We were all about to leave, so we got matching tattoos. 709 00:34:50.479 --> 00:34:52.133 Yeah, Frank has one. 710 00:34:52.177 --> 00:34:53.787 -Oh. -Yeah. 711 00:34:53.830 --> 00:34:56.094 Long story short, we're idiots. 712 00:34:57.486 --> 00:34:58.879 It's my favorite one. 713 00:34:58.922 --> 00:35:00.272 -Yeah? -Yeah. 714 00:35:00.315 --> 00:35:02.230 -A heart skewered on a big ass knife? -Mm-hmm. 715 00:35:04.058 --> 00:35:04.928 All right. 716 00:35:06.278 --> 00:35:07.496 How about yours? 717 00:35:07.540 --> 00:35:09.063 Does that say, "Carry on!"? 718 00:35:09.107 --> 00:35:10.543 Mm-hmm, I know. 719 00:35:10.586 --> 00:35:13.111 -It's pretty bad. -I don't know, it's kinda cool. 720 00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:18.159 I see we have this two-word phrase thing going. 721 00:35:18.203 --> 00:35:20.727 Hmm, I knew I liked you for a reason. 722 00:35:20.770 --> 00:35:23.338 -Story. -Mm-mm, no. 723 00:35:24.905 --> 00:35:27.951 -No? -No, it's embarrassing. 724 00:35:27.995 --> 00:35:29.692 Come on, I still want to hear it. 725 00:35:31.781 --> 00:35:34.132 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 726 00:35:34.175 --> 00:35:36.656 -You know it. Come on. -How sure? 727 00:35:36.699 --> 00:35:38.136 Very sure. 728 00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:40.747 Like you would get married with me sure? 729 00:35:40.790 --> 00:35:43.271 -That's uh... -Or like you would bet your life on it, sure? 730 00:35:43.315 --> 00:35:44.403 -...a really weird thing. -I know. 731 00:35:44.446 --> 00:35:46.013 That one didn't really work. 732 00:35:46.056 --> 00:35:49.190 Story. Story. 733 00:35:49.234 --> 00:35:50.713 Okay, okay. 734 00:35:50.757 --> 00:35:51.801 Uhm... 735 00:35:54.935 --> 00:35:57.285 So, I was very depressed in college. 736 00:35:57.329 --> 00:36:00.201 My junior year, or whenever you're 21. 737 00:36:00.245 --> 00:36:01.594 -Is that junior year? -Yeah, junior year. 738 00:36:01.637 --> 00:36:04.640 Anyways, um, yeah, I... 739 00:36:04.684 --> 00:36:09.689 I was finished taking my finals and my roommates were also taking their finals 740 00:36:09.732 --> 00:36:12.735 and I just kind of... 741 00:36:12.779 --> 00:36:16.652 I don't know. I had a lot of time and like kind of just... 742 00:36:16.696 --> 00:36:20.221 I don't know. I was pretty unhappy with things at home, 743 00:36:20.265 --> 00:36:22.484 with how things were at school, people I was hanging out with, 744 00:36:22.528 --> 00:36:24.051 my roommates included, 745 00:36:24.094 --> 00:36:26.488 and so I just kinda went off by myself and got a tattoo. 746 00:36:26.532 --> 00:36:27.924 Hmm. 747 00:36:27.968 --> 00:36:29.535 I guess as some sort of... 748 00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:33.408 I don't know. It felt good. 749 00:36:35.932 --> 00:36:38.152 Good enough for me I'd say. 750 00:36:38.196 --> 00:36:39.153 Yeah. 751 00:36:47.901 --> 00:36:50.730 Some friends are having a little party at their house today. 752 00:36:52.253 --> 00:36:54.212 On a Wednesday? 753 00:36:54.255 --> 00:36:58.216 Yeah, apparently some people follow their dreams or whatever. 754 00:36:58.259 --> 00:36:59.695 Yeah, they're having a little thing. 755 00:36:59.739 --> 00:37:01.610 It's usually pretty chill. 756 00:37:01.654 --> 00:37:03.395 Sounds like my kind of party. 757 00:37:04.309 --> 00:37:06.354 How are you? Are you close with your parents? 758 00:37:06.398 --> 00:37:07.747 Are they from here? 759 00:37:07.790 --> 00:37:11.664 Yeah, they were immigrants and um, yeah, I'd say so. 760 00:37:11.707 --> 00:37:13.666 Yeah, pretty good. 761 00:37:13.709 --> 00:37:17.887 It's just sort of impossible to thank them enough, ever though, you know. 762 00:37:19.019 --> 00:37:21.021 Because? 763 00:37:21.064 --> 00:37:26.287 I mean, basically it's so hard for me to even imagine 764 00:37:26.331 --> 00:37:29.421 giving up everything you know and have grown up with 765 00:37:29.464 --> 00:37:33.294 solely in order to give your kids who haven't even been conceived yet 766 00:37:33.338 --> 00:37:34.513 a better shot at things, 767 00:37:34.556 --> 00:37:37.820 all by like the age of 25. 768 00:37:37.864 --> 00:37:43.435 So, it's not even a question about them caring. 769 00:37:43.478 --> 00:37:46.002 I just feel like kind of a little shit 770 00:37:46.046 --> 00:37:52.139 every time the thought, "Why am I at a job I hate?" 771 00:37:52.182 --> 00:37:55.185 Or "This is a monumental waste of my time. 772 00:37:55.229 --> 00:37:56.665 I'm wasting my life away. Oh, my God! 773 00:37:56.709 --> 00:37:58.537 I'm wasting my life away" creeps in, you know? 774 00:37:58.580 --> 00:38:00.843 Yeah, well, I mean it's like a very valid feeling for you 775 00:38:00.887 --> 00:38:02.671 because advertising is useless. 776 00:38:04.891 --> 00:38:09.461 -Yes, yes, yes. -I'm kidding. 777 00:38:09.504 --> 00:38:12.681 I also kinda feel like your parents wouldn't really mind if you mixed it up. 778 00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:16.685 Yeah. You're probably right. 779 00:38:16.729 --> 00:38:19.209 What did you think of me when you first met me? 780 00:38:19.253 --> 00:38:23.083 Uh, first time or just last weekend? 781 00:38:23.126 --> 00:38:25.955 First time, because I'm assuming you were in love by last weekend. 782 00:38:25.999 --> 00:38:28.393 I've been yours since I was born, Laura. 783 00:38:29.829 --> 00:38:31.874 Uh... First time. 784 00:38:31.918 --> 00:38:34.877 -Honest? -No, lie to my face. 785 00:38:34.921 --> 00:38:36.531 That's a pretty weird request. 786 00:38:36.575 --> 00:38:38.925 -Come on. -Okay, all right. 787 00:38:40.187 --> 00:38:42.276 You came out of I think Neha's room 788 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.540 and you sat down with us and started talking bad shit. 789 00:38:45.584 --> 00:38:48.848 Spitting vitriol and I was done for. 790 00:38:49.762 --> 00:38:51.154 Also you're hot 791 00:38:51.198 --> 00:38:53.200 and you were wearing these high-waisted leather pants 792 00:38:53.243 --> 00:38:55.071 and I was just dead. 793 00:38:55.115 --> 00:38:57.813 And then the guy you were with popped out and I was like, "I'm out." 794 00:38:57.857 --> 00:38:59.772 And promptly forgot about you. 795 00:38:59.815 --> 00:39:03.166 Okay, so you went from like being in love to over it in like five seconds. 796 00:39:03.210 --> 00:39:04.472 Probably more like one or two. 797 00:39:04.516 --> 00:39:07.301 -Oh! Men! -We're fun. 798 00:39:08.737 --> 00:39:11.000 -You're not curious? -I didn't say that. 799 00:39:12.088 --> 00:39:13.568 What'd you think? 800 00:39:13.612 --> 00:39:16.571 And before anything, I'd like to request a pass 801 00:39:16.615 --> 00:39:17.920 because I was smashed. 802 00:39:17.964 --> 00:39:19.792 Sure, you don't need one, but fine. 803 00:39:19.835 --> 00:39:23.622 Okay, so I was on the side room with that guy I was seeing. 804 00:39:23.665 --> 00:39:25.450 He was basically pouring his heart out to me 805 00:39:25.493 --> 00:39:26.799 because we weren't serious enough. 806 00:39:26.842 --> 00:39:29.410 And every time he would pause, 807 00:39:29.454 --> 00:39:33.371 there would be this huge laugh coming from the next room. 808 00:39:33.414 --> 00:39:35.373 It was you. 809 00:39:35.416 --> 00:39:37.984 And like the timing of it, kinda made it seem like you were laughing at him. 810 00:39:38.027 --> 00:39:39.768 That is so brutal. 811 00:39:39.812 --> 00:39:44.904 Yeah, it was like your laugh was making me feel weirdly good 812 00:39:44.947 --> 00:39:47.559 in a moment when I should not ever feel good. 813 00:39:48.777 --> 00:39:52.085 And then I walked out and I was just like, "Oh, fuck!" 814 00:39:52.128 --> 00:39:54.522 Good oh, fuck? Bad oh, fuck? 815 00:39:54.566 --> 00:39:56.481 You've seen me naked. 816 00:39:56.524 --> 00:39:57.482 Sweet. 817 00:40:40.002 --> 00:40:41.656 Good morning. 818 00:40:42.657 --> 00:40:44.267 Look at this. 819 00:40:44.311 --> 00:40:45.834 It's a Michael 820 00:40:45.878 --> 00:40:49.011 in his natural habitat, hungover and asleep 821 00:40:49.055 --> 00:40:51.057 deep into the morning. 822 00:40:51.100 --> 00:40:52.493 No, no, no. 823 00:40:52.537 --> 00:40:55.235 Oh, notice how he tries to cover his eyes 824 00:40:55.278 --> 00:40:57.455 with a pillow to shield them from the morning light. 825 00:40:57.498 --> 00:40:58.934 Too early for this act. 826 00:40:58.978 --> 00:41:02.721 Now, we're in for a real treat. 827 00:41:02.764 --> 00:41:04.070 We're just going to... 828 00:41:05.114 --> 00:41:06.855 Hi, my name's Laura 829 00:41:06.899 --> 00:41:11.077 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 830 00:41:11.120 --> 00:41:13.993 waking up hungover people all over the world. 831 00:41:14.036 --> 00:41:16.604 Ah-ha and here we see the wild Michael using sarcasm 832 00:41:16.648 --> 00:41:18.388 in an attempt to ward me off 833 00:41:18.432 --> 00:41:21.696 which is quite a shame because he is really very pretty. 834 00:41:22.741 --> 00:41:26.309 You know, my head will probably explode if you had an accent. 835 00:41:26.353 --> 00:41:27.180 I know. 836 00:41:29.922 --> 00:41:31.489 We'll put him back under his rock. 837 00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:34.883 What do you want to do today? 838 00:41:36.058 --> 00:41:41.020 I'm still kinda tired and hungover. 839 00:41:41.063 --> 00:41:42.543 You and I both. 840 00:41:45.328 --> 00:41:49.507 Is this what it feels like to get old and die together with someone? 841 00:41:49.550 --> 00:41:51.683 Hmm, yeah, I think so. 842 00:41:56.426 --> 00:41:57.515 Maybe a movie? 843 00:41:59.386 --> 00:42:01.954 Yeah, that could be nice. 844 00:42:01.997 --> 00:42:02.955 Cool. 845 00:42:07.568 --> 00:42:09.352 We should probably put pants on. 846 00:42:14.314 --> 00:42:15.533 Perhaps, yeah. 847 00:42:17.056 --> 00:42:19.406 -What shall we see? -That looks good, no? 848 00:42:19.449 --> 00:42:21.626 Comedy, yeah. I'll fuck with that. 849 00:42:21.669 --> 00:42:23.366 I'm sorry? 850 00:42:23.410 --> 00:42:25.325 I said, I'll fuck with that. 851 00:42:25.368 --> 00:42:28.763 -You'll fuck with that? -Yeah, it's an expression. 852 00:42:31.026 --> 00:42:34.029 Yeah, he kinda brought it up a couple months ago while we were talking 853 00:42:34.073 --> 00:42:35.770 and it's just been nagging at me since. 854 00:42:35.814 --> 00:42:37.293 About how you guys met so young? 855 00:42:37.337 --> 00:42:39.992 Yeah, and I think it passed for him, 856 00:42:40.035 --> 00:42:42.255 but it's just been bothering me since. 857 00:42:42.298 --> 00:42:43.996 Okay, I met this girl 858 00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:46.259 and she's married her boyfriend of several years 859 00:42:46.302 --> 00:42:50.568 and she was telling me how she felt like it was vibrant all the time. 860 00:42:50.611 --> 00:42:53.614 Well, yeah, it's because people are always trying to seem happier than they actually are 861 00:42:53.658 --> 00:42:55.311 and besides that's not for everyone. 862 00:42:55.355 --> 00:42:56.399 I know, 863 00:42:56.443 --> 00:42:58.619 but it's just weird harsh reality 864 00:42:58.663 --> 00:43:01.056 that I have been on and off with John since high school 865 00:43:01.100 --> 00:43:05.974 and all that time it's never been nearly as intense as she describes. 866 00:43:06.018 --> 00:43:07.759 And he is great and I love him, 867 00:43:07.802 --> 00:43:12.241 but I just couldn't shake this question of, "Are we doing this wrong?" 868 00:43:13.155 --> 00:43:17.246 And it's shitty because he's genuinely a good person. 869 00:43:17.290 --> 00:43:20.249 And how many good people do you come across in your lifetime, you know? 870 00:43:21.337 --> 00:43:23.688 Well, at least you've been thinking through it very thoroughly. 871 00:43:23.731 --> 00:43:27.256 Yeah, uh, maybe too much. I don't know. 872 00:43:28.214 --> 00:43:29.476 Like look at you two, 873 00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:32.218 it's just so apparently intense. 874 00:43:32.261 --> 00:43:34.437 Uh, no, I think it's pretty different. 875 00:43:34.481 --> 00:43:36.744 -We sort of just make shit up as we go. -Yeah. 876 00:43:36.788 --> 00:43:38.224 I don't think you should compare yourself to us. 877 00:43:38.267 --> 00:43:40.052 Besides I'm crazy, remember? 878 00:43:40.095 --> 00:43:42.663 -Yeah, that's just college. -I don't know. 879 00:43:42.707 --> 00:43:45.579 All honesty, Neha, because we've been friends 880 00:43:45.623 --> 00:43:47.973 for longer than either of us would like, 881 00:43:48.016 --> 00:43:50.497 I think, if something's nagging at you endlessly, 882 00:43:50.540 --> 00:43:52.107 you got to quash it, you know. 883 00:43:52.151 --> 00:43:56.242 Whether by getting over it or doing something about it, 884 00:43:56.285 --> 00:43:58.679 you got to stitch the cut, you know what I mean? 885 00:43:58.723 --> 00:44:00.986 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 886 00:44:02.422 --> 00:44:05.207 Well, sorry for this bummer story guys. 887 00:44:05.251 --> 00:44:07.514 - Oh, my God! No, no. - No need to worry. 888 00:44:07.557 --> 00:44:10.517 Okay, please, change the topic. Tell me about your week. 889 00:44:10.560 --> 00:44:12.650 Um, our week has been great. 890 00:44:12.693 --> 00:44:14.564 Lots of cheap food and drink. 891 00:44:14.608 --> 00:44:16.697 Ah, what she's saying is she's been drunk the whole time. 892 00:44:16.741 --> 00:44:19.700 Um, not the whole time just part of the time. 893 00:44:19.744 --> 00:44:22.747 Yeah, I mean, it's just like the weather's so nice, alright, 894 00:44:22.790 --> 00:44:24.313 so you have to drink in the afternoons. 895 00:44:24.357 --> 00:44:25.793 -Yeah, obviously. -And then in the evening with dinner. 896 00:44:25.837 --> 00:44:27.926 -Yes. -And then she's totally wasted. 897 00:44:27.969 --> 00:44:29.188 I mean... 898 00:44:29.231 --> 00:44:31.277 I think it's just a buzz, right? 899 00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:34.280 I mean you can't blame her for that. 900 00:44:34.323 --> 00:44:35.368 Thank you. 901 00:44:35.411 --> 00:44:36.717 Got you, girl. 902 00:46:04.762 --> 00:46:06.459 Oh, God, that is so hot! 903 00:46:06.502 --> 00:46:08.156 Yeah, but it's the best though, right? 904 00:46:08.200 --> 00:46:10.811 Oh, uh, mm-hmm. Oh, Jesus! 905 00:46:10.855 --> 00:46:12.508 You two heading out? 906 00:46:12.552 --> 00:46:14.380 Yeah, we are actually because we're going to Runyon tomorrow. 907 00:46:14.423 --> 00:46:15.468 Oh, that sucks. 908 00:46:15.511 --> 00:46:18.253 No, it's like a really nice hike. 909 00:46:18.297 --> 00:46:20.647 Yeah, yeah. I'll take your word for it. 910 00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:22.344 It is. Hey, Seb, you riding with? 911 00:46:22.388 --> 00:46:24.172 - Yeah, I'm fucking tired. -Okay, cool. 912 00:46:24.216 --> 00:46:25.739 Well, I will see you guys soon 913 00:46:25.783 --> 00:46:27.480 and I better see you before you leave. 914 00:46:27.523 --> 00:46:29.569 - Yes. -Post-hike lunch? 915 00:46:29.612 --> 00:46:30.788 -Yes? -Yes. 916 00:46:30.831 --> 00:46:32.790 Yes. Okay, cool. Well, I'll text you. 917 00:46:32.833 --> 00:46:34.269 See you soon. Bye, cuties. 918 00:46:34.313 --> 00:46:36.010 Bye, Neha. Later on, Seb. 919 00:46:36.054 --> 00:46:38.230 - Later, dude. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 920 00:46:44.410 --> 00:46:46.064 We should probably get going too, right? 921 00:46:47.326 --> 00:46:50.895 I don't know, I thought it might be a cool date thing 922 00:46:50.938 --> 00:46:53.898 to try and watch the taco truck pack up and leave, you know. 923 00:46:53.941 --> 00:46:56.291 Oh, yeah. 924 00:46:56.335 --> 00:46:57.858 No, yeah. I got a car. 925 00:46:59.381 --> 00:47:01.340 Now I'm kinda set on watching the truck pack up, so. 926 00:47:01.383 --> 00:47:02.645 Okay. 927 00:47:08.390 --> 00:47:11.916 Should we talk about what happens after this week? 928 00:47:13.308 --> 00:47:15.049 Yeah, probably. 929 00:47:16.442 --> 00:47:17.878 What are your thoughts on it? 930 00:47:21.316 --> 00:47:24.842 Uh, honestly I don't know. What do you think? 931 00:47:24.885 --> 00:47:27.888 Uh, kinda in the same boat. 932 00:47:29.107 --> 00:47:33.111 I guess we should probably sort it out. 933 00:47:33.154 --> 00:47:34.286 Yes. 934 00:47:36.157 --> 00:47:39.465 I mean, you are going to be several thousand miles and an ocean away. 935 00:47:39.508 --> 00:47:40.858 Yeah. 936 00:47:47.952 --> 00:47:51.651 Fuck, would you wanna like stay in touch? 937 00:47:51.694 --> 00:47:54.915 Yeah, I mean, if you do. 938 00:47:54.959 --> 00:47:57.613 -Yeah. -Then, fuck, yeah. 939 00:48:01.182 --> 00:48:05.012 I guess it would probably be good to leave any expectations at home. 940 00:48:05.056 --> 00:48:07.145 Definitely, yeah. 941 00:48:07.188 --> 00:48:10.496 I just thought it would be nice to like stay in touch. 942 00:48:10.539 --> 00:48:11.540 I agree. 943 00:48:16.589 --> 00:48:17.764 The car is here. 944 00:48:17.807 --> 00:48:18.896 Oh. 945 00:48:30.951 --> 00:48:33.345 This is going to sound kinda weird, but... 946 00:48:35.651 --> 00:48:36.826 Go on. 947 00:48:36.870 --> 00:48:39.742 You have to admit that if we did have kids, 948 00:48:39.786 --> 00:48:41.048 they would be pretty cute. 949 00:48:41.092 --> 00:48:42.963 You're fucking great. 950 00:48:43.007 --> 00:48:45.009 I mean, you know I'm right. Look at us. 951 00:48:45.052 --> 00:48:47.837 -I'm not disagreeing. -Don't you think...? 952 00:48:47.881 --> 00:48:50.666 Wouldn't he and I have the most beautiful children? 953 00:48:50.710 --> 00:48:52.146 Yeah, yeah. Definitely. 954 00:48:52.190 --> 00:48:54.540 -Right? -Fuck, yeah. 955 00:48:54.583 --> 00:48:56.324 I didn't disagree with you. 956 00:48:56.368 --> 00:48:58.196 -We would. -We would. 957 00:49:03.766 --> 00:49:05.768 I can't believe I leave tomorrow. 958 00:49:05.812 --> 00:49:08.293 Yeah, it'll be all right though. 959 00:49:09.207 --> 00:49:11.165 I guess. 960 00:49:11.209 --> 00:49:13.646 It's not like we're dying or anything 961 00:49:13.689 --> 00:49:16.127 which, you know, "Hooray!" 962 00:49:16.170 --> 00:49:17.867 It could be worse. 963 00:49:17.911 --> 00:49:19.826 Yeah. It always could be worse. 964 00:49:19.869 --> 00:49:23.830 Yeah, it brightens my day every time I think of it. 965 00:49:25.527 --> 00:49:28.443 Like, no matter how bad it is, at least you're not dead? 966 00:49:28.487 --> 00:49:31.490 Exactly. Not dead in a ditch, it's a good day. 967 00:49:31.533 --> 00:49:34.145 Your standards for a good day are worryingly low. 968 00:49:35.102 --> 00:49:37.017 When I'm dead, my headstone's going to have, 969 00:49:37.061 --> 00:49:40.847 "Could be worse" emblazoned across it in giant block font. 970 00:49:41.891 --> 00:49:46.984 Sort of like my final "Fuck you" to the world, you know or... 971 00:49:47.027 --> 00:49:48.115 I don't know. 972 00:49:51.553 --> 00:49:53.251 I like you. 973 00:49:53.294 --> 00:49:55.731 Good. I like you. 974 00:50:00.475 --> 00:50:03.739 - Sorry, dude. -Oh, no, dude, do whatever back there, man. 975 00:51:55.460 --> 00:51:56.548 Got everything? 976 00:51:57.897 --> 00:51:59.725 Yes. I thought I forgot my passport for a sec. 977 00:51:59.768 --> 00:52:01.161 What time is it? 978 00:52:01.205 --> 00:52:03.772 Looking for excuses to come back early already, huh? 979 00:52:03.816 --> 00:52:04.817 4:15. 980 00:52:04.860 --> 00:52:06.514 Fuck. Yeah, maybe. 981 00:52:06.558 --> 00:52:08.690 So, you're saying yes? 982 00:52:08.734 --> 00:52:10.692 Ooh, 10%. 983 00:52:50.123 --> 00:52:51.168 Hey. 984 00:52:51.211 --> 00:52:52.473 Hey. 985 00:52:52.517 --> 00:52:53.822 Hey. 986 00:52:54.910 --> 00:52:56.869 - Hey. - Hey. 987 00:52:56.912 --> 00:52:59.828 - Hey. - Hey. 988 00:53:01.439 --> 00:53:04.398 -Hey. - Hey. 989 00:53:04.442 --> 00:53:09.098 So, at what point in this conversation do we start the conversation? 990 00:53:09.142 --> 00:53:10.535 Mm. 991 00:53:10.578 --> 00:53:13.668 How is day 685 million 992 00:53:13.712 --> 00:53:16.367 of your European captivity going? 993 00:53:16.410 --> 00:53:19.544 I'm a little bit worried that Stockholm Syndrome has fully set in. 994 00:53:19.587 --> 00:53:21.415 So you're just like, fully in love 995 00:53:21.459 --> 00:53:25.289 with what must be a very torturous existence in England? 996 00:53:25.332 --> 00:53:27.421 It really is just awful. 997 00:53:27.465 --> 00:53:30.903 It's like my God, the British with their dry humor and well-dressed ways. 998 00:53:30.946 --> 00:53:33.122 Sounds just... unbearable. 999 00:53:34.123 --> 00:53:36.474 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 1000 00:53:37.344 --> 00:53:39.651 School still going well? 1001 00:53:39.694 --> 00:53:42.958 Yeah, it's pretty relaxed. 1002 00:53:43.002 --> 00:53:46.179 -I'm halfway through. - Hey, hooray for halfway. 1003 00:53:47.963 --> 00:53:50.662 Sorry it's been so long since we talked. 1004 00:53:51.619 --> 00:53:54.448 I mean, it's a two-way street on that. 1005 00:53:54.492 --> 00:53:56.668 If you're sorry, I'm sorry. 1006 00:53:56.711 --> 00:53:59.236 Yeah. That's true. 1007 00:54:01.673 --> 00:54:05.590 I hate this. I fucking hate this. 1008 00:54:05.633 --> 00:54:07.069 Me too. 1009 00:54:07.113 --> 00:54:08.549 It's like every time I think about you, 1010 00:54:08.593 --> 00:54:11.770 I like miss you and then I feel sadder 1011 00:54:11.813 --> 00:54:14.468 and then it's just like, "Fuck!" 1012 00:54:15.687 --> 00:54:17.515 It's just... 1013 00:54:18.472 --> 00:54:19.821 Sorry. 1014 00:54:19.865 --> 00:54:22.128 There's nothing to be sorry about. 1015 00:54:22.171 --> 00:54:24.173 Yeah, but that almost makes it worse, right? 1016 00:54:24.217 --> 00:54:27.307 'Cause it's like there's a fucking ocean between us 1017 00:54:27.351 --> 00:54:29.091 and there's nothing we can do about it. 1018 00:54:30.049 --> 00:54:33.748 I mean, fine, like obviously we can do anything. 1019 00:54:33.792 --> 00:54:37.012 But like it would be... it's like it sounds absurd. 1020 00:54:37.056 --> 00:54:39.363 Like, "Oh, Michael. Just come to London 1021 00:54:39.406 --> 00:54:41.147 and follow me while I wander around aimlessly." 1022 00:54:41.190 --> 00:54:44.324 Or like, "Hey, Laura. Ditch that Master's and come to LA 1023 00:54:44.368 --> 00:54:46.718 and we can play in the sun together." 1024 00:54:49.373 --> 00:54:51.288 I just wish you were here. 1025 00:54:51.331 --> 00:54:52.811 Me too. 1026 00:54:52.854 --> 00:54:56.336 Well, actually I'm not choosy about here or there, 1027 00:54:56.380 --> 00:54:57.685 but you know what I mean. 1028 00:54:57.729 --> 00:55:03.038 Anyway, so I take it things are going well? 1029 00:55:04.823 --> 00:55:10.437 Yeah, things are... yeah. 1030 00:55:12.396 --> 00:55:14.528 What about for you? 1031 00:55:14.572 --> 00:55:17.226 Same old, same old. 1032 00:55:17.270 --> 00:55:19.707 Frank visited the other day though, so that's cool. 1033 00:55:19.751 --> 00:55:21.056 Hmm, that's nice. 1034 00:55:21.100 --> 00:55:22.406 Yeah, that was pretty great. 1035 00:55:22.449 --> 00:55:23.972 Frank threw stuff at a bartender 1036 00:55:24.016 --> 00:55:26.148 who then gave us free drinks in return. 1037 00:55:26.192 --> 00:55:28.847 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1038 00:55:28.890 --> 00:55:30.979 I mean, she's our friend, but, yeah, me neither. 1039 00:55:31.023 --> 00:55:32.677 She did threaten to kick us out. 1040 00:55:32.720 --> 00:55:34.374 Frank has promised to return 1041 00:55:34.418 --> 00:55:36.376 and force her to make good on her threat. 1042 00:55:36.420 --> 00:55:37.899 He's in love with her, isn't he? 1043 00:55:37.943 --> 00:55:39.379 Yeah, right. 1044 00:55:42.904 --> 00:55:44.906 Sorry, I'm so like tired. 1045 00:55:46.517 --> 00:55:50.129 I don't know I just feel like I've been very bummed all the time lately. 1046 00:55:50.172 --> 00:55:51.130 Lately? 1047 00:55:52.174 --> 00:55:54.655 Right. 1048 00:55:55.569 --> 00:55:58.572 Things get frustrating on this god-forsaken space rock. 1049 00:55:59.921 --> 00:56:03.011 We're all trapped here by our own choices 1050 00:56:03.055 --> 00:56:05.362 which is like paradoxical or... 1051 00:56:05.405 --> 00:56:08.060 which, whatever, you know what I mean. 1052 00:56:09.104 --> 00:56:10.932 Yeah, I know. I do know what you mean. 1053 00:56:10.976 --> 00:56:12.064 It's like give them enough rope, 1054 00:56:12.107 --> 00:56:13.457 but in this case freedom is the rope 1055 00:56:13.500 --> 00:56:14.980 and we've given it to ourselves. 1056 00:56:15.023 --> 00:56:16.590 Yeah, the world's on fire anyway. 1057 00:56:16.634 --> 00:56:20.028 It's fine. A small fire, it's still a fire though. 1058 00:56:20.072 --> 00:56:21.943 Not dead in a ditch, right? 1059 00:56:21.987 --> 00:56:23.684 Not just yet. 1060 00:56:31.300 --> 00:56:32.519 I miss you. 1061 00:56:32.563 --> 00:56:35.392 Yeah, I miss you too. 1062 00:56:40.397 --> 00:56:42.137 Do you think we'd be happy together? 1063 00:56:42.181 --> 00:56:46.315 Yeah, I think we'd be pretty good. 1064 00:56:46.359 --> 00:56:48.579 Yeah. 1065 00:56:51.538 --> 00:56:53.497 I worry you would hate me though. 1066 00:56:53.540 --> 00:56:57.152 Well, if anyone's hateable, it's definitely you. 1067 00:56:57.196 --> 00:56:58.937 Oh, boo! 1068 00:56:58.980 --> 00:57:00.634 Didn't see that one coming, did you? 1069 00:57:01.722 --> 00:57:03.245 I like you. 1070 00:57:03.289 --> 00:57:05.813 I don't think it's supposed to work like that. 1071 00:57:11.515 --> 00:57:13.212 Tell me things about your life. 1072 00:57:29.620 --> 00:57:31.709 Oh, my fucking fuck, dude. 1073 00:57:33.580 --> 00:57:36.148 Shut the fuck up for a fucking minute. 1074 00:57:38.150 --> 00:57:39.978 Fuck you dogs. 1075 00:57:43.068 --> 00:57:45.200 Hey, did you get that raise at least? 1076 00:57:45.244 --> 00:57:47.768 Yea, but not as much as I had asked. 1077 00:57:47.812 --> 00:57:49.814 Oh. 1078 00:57:49.857 --> 00:57:52.512 The lady who was training me decided to leave two weeks earlier than expected, 1079 00:57:52.556 --> 00:57:56.037 so I'm pretty much... she was just like get over it, I guess. 1080 00:57:56.995 --> 00:58:00.738 So, now I'm just kinda like fumbling around in the dark. 1081 00:58:00.781 --> 00:58:01.913 Huh. 1082 00:58:01.956 --> 00:58:04.132 So everything is still, 1083 00:58:04.176 --> 00:58:07.179 "Holy shit, this is so much more work than I ever expected and everything is broken." 1084 00:58:08.354 --> 00:58:10.182 Pretty much, yeah. 1085 00:58:10.225 --> 00:58:11.400 So it goes. 1086 00:58:11.444 --> 00:58:14.491 Yeah, how is the battle of Britain going? 1087 00:58:16.449 --> 00:58:17.450 You mean Laura? 1088 00:58:17.494 --> 00:58:18.930 Yeah, how is that going? 1089 00:58:18.973 --> 00:58:22.716 Uh, it's not. 1090 00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:25.110 Bummer. Bad? 1091 00:58:25.153 --> 00:58:26.546 No. 1092 00:58:26.590 --> 00:58:27.895 Out with a whimper. 1093 00:58:28.766 --> 00:58:30.463 So, who stopped talking to who? 1094 00:58:30.507 --> 00:58:31.377 Both. 1095 00:58:32.770 --> 00:58:34.249 So, her? 1096 00:58:34.293 --> 00:58:37.296 Yeah, but... 1097 00:58:37.339 --> 00:58:39.733 -But both. 1098 00:58:39.777 --> 00:58:41.474 Well, so it goes. 1099 00:58:42.693 --> 00:58:44.738 -You'll be alright. -Yeah. 1100 00:58:46.566 --> 00:58:49.569 Yeah, shit happens when you party naked. 1101 00:59:20.731 --> 00:59:23.298 You know, for the longest time 1102 00:59:23.342 --> 00:59:25.562 I thought that I was square enough 1103 00:59:25.605 --> 00:59:28.086 and I dedicated just enough to a shitty job 1104 00:59:28.129 --> 00:59:30.610 that I didn't even care about and I was alright with that. 1105 00:59:30.654 --> 00:59:33.918 Or at least find some sort of solace elsewhere aside from work. 1106 00:59:33.961 --> 00:59:36.703 But just statistically speaking, right? 1107 00:59:36.747 --> 00:59:39.271 Because you spend most of your life at work, 1108 00:59:39.314 --> 00:59:42.100 you very quickly come to understand that if you're miserable there 1109 00:59:42.143 --> 00:59:44.319 then your life is predominantly miserable, right? 1110 00:59:44.363 --> 00:59:45.799 Aren't you going to help? 1111 00:59:45.843 --> 00:59:51.196 So... and so I left and now I am at school with you 1112 00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:53.894 and I tried a lot of things before to try to figure out 1113 00:59:53.938 --> 00:59:56.549 why I was, you know, so bummed about things. 1114 00:59:57.724 --> 00:59:59.857 But, girl, never in a million fucking years 1115 00:59:59.900 --> 01:00:03.121 did I think that digging holes in a farm was going to be an answer to things. 1116 01:00:03.164 --> 01:00:05.993 You're fucking crazy for doing this for a month, you know that? 1117 01:00:06.037 --> 01:00:07.691 I feel like all I do is dig holes. 1118 01:00:07.734 --> 01:00:09.170 Oh, yeah, whatever. 1119 01:00:09.214 --> 01:00:11.085 I don't believe that for a second. 1120 01:00:12.173 --> 01:00:14.306 But how are you anyway? 1121 01:00:14.349 --> 01:00:16.482 Have you been feeling better about things? 1122 01:00:16.525 --> 01:00:18.266 Yeah... 1123 01:00:19.616 --> 01:00:21.269 I guess so. 1124 01:00:21.313 --> 01:00:24.664 Trying new things to see at least. 1125 01:00:24.708 --> 01:00:27.188 I'm a little bit worried I'm kinda doing exactly the same thing 1126 01:00:27.232 --> 01:00:28.537 no matter where I am. 1127 01:00:28.581 --> 01:00:30.452 What, like, digging holes and shit? 1128 01:00:31.758 --> 01:00:33.847 No, that's actually new, surprisingly enough. 1129 01:00:34.805 --> 01:00:37.329 No, I just mean like the same patterns of frustrations 1130 01:00:37.372 --> 01:00:39.113 and doing the same thing in response 1131 01:00:39.157 --> 01:00:42.029 and like feeling trapped and all of that. 1132 01:00:43.857 --> 01:00:46.468 Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? 1133 01:00:47.556 --> 01:00:49.776 But I mean, you know, at least you're trying. 1134 01:00:49.820 --> 01:00:53.519 You're out and you're working toward positive at least, 1135 01:00:53.562 --> 01:00:55.260 so that's a good thing. 1136 01:00:55.303 --> 01:00:57.218 I just don't know how I feel about 1137 01:00:57.262 --> 01:00:59.917 this whole "back to the earth" thing though. 1138 01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:01.832 -No? -It's a bit crackers, babe. 1139 01:01:04.051 --> 01:01:05.444 You could give it a try. 1140 01:01:05.487 --> 01:01:08.142 Absolutely no go. 1141 01:01:47.747 --> 01:01:49.880 That bartender is definitely into you. 1142 01:01:51.316 --> 01:01:54.014 Don't fucking look right at her. 1143 01:01:54.058 --> 01:01:55.102 Dude. 1144 01:02:00.717 --> 01:02:02.936 Now, we're in for a real treat. 1145 01:02:03.807 --> 01:02:05.896 We're just going to... 1146 01:02:05.939 --> 01:02:07.941 Hi, my name's Laura 1147 01:02:07.985 --> 01:02:12.424 and I've sailed 13 oceans and traveled 18 continents 1148 01:02:12.467 --> 01:02:15.601 waking up hungover people all over the world. 1149 01:03:01.778 --> 01:03:03.736 Hello you. 1150 01:03:04.868 --> 01:03:06.260 How are you feeling? 1151 01:03:07.958 --> 01:03:10.047 Sorry. 1152 01:03:10.090 --> 01:03:12.701 Honestly, immensely hungover. 1153 01:03:12.745 --> 01:03:15.008 Uh-oh, oops. 1154 01:03:22.799 --> 01:03:23.974 Well, worth it. 1155 01:03:25.584 --> 01:03:26.411 Good. 1156 01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:29.109 You? 1157 01:03:30.371 --> 01:03:31.938 Yeah, I think I'll... 1158 01:03:33.940 --> 01:03:34.941 I think I'll live. 1159 01:03:34.985 --> 01:03:36.551 Mmm. 1160 01:03:36.595 --> 01:03:39.467 And don't you have to go? 1161 01:03:40.512 --> 01:03:42.427 You kept saying last night, 1162 01:03:42.470 --> 01:03:44.733 "I'm going on an adventure tomorrow." 1163 01:03:44.777 --> 01:03:48.346 Oh, God, yeah, that sounds like me. 1164 01:04:22.902 --> 01:04:25.426 You actually look like shit. 1165 01:04:25.470 --> 01:04:29.691 It kinda looks like you got into a fight with a semi-truck, 1166 01:04:29.735 --> 01:04:32.564 but it didn't just like hit you, it just like smoked you 1167 01:04:32.607 --> 01:04:35.262 and then just drug you for miles and miles. 1168 01:04:35.306 --> 01:04:36.916 Feel like a roadkill. 1169 01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:41.181 I feel like my soul is hungover. 1170 01:04:41.225 --> 01:04:44.141 Yeah, you look like a bad day had a long night. 1171 01:04:45.533 --> 01:04:46.708 What? 1172 01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:50.060 At least the bartender seemed chill. 1173 01:04:51.713 --> 01:04:54.064 Yeah, yeah. 1174 01:04:54.107 --> 01:04:59.373 Good news is she's already put up with me smashed out of my mind so. 1175 01:04:59.417 --> 01:05:01.201 I don't know, you're pretty bad sober. 1176 01:05:09.340 --> 01:05:10.515 Nice. 1177 01:05:11.690 --> 01:05:12.778 Good job. 1178 01:05:16.564 --> 01:05:17.826 That's loud, 1179 01:05:19.002 --> 01:05:22.440 but my hangover is worse. 1180 01:05:22.483 --> 01:05:25.443 Yeah, dude. It's a gun. It goes bang. 1181 01:05:27.271 --> 01:05:29.229 How's your... 1182 01:05:29.273 --> 01:05:31.753 how's your journey to the depths of the meaninglessness of existence going? 1183 01:05:32.929 --> 01:05:36.715 Ah, it's nice to get out of town for a bit. 1184 01:05:36.758 --> 01:05:40.458 Yeah, yeah. It's... it's good for the soul out here you know. 1185 01:05:40.501 --> 01:05:43.983 Let the... let the heat heal you. 1186 01:05:44.027 --> 01:05:46.681 But seriously though, you should probably take some time off. 1187 01:05:46.725 --> 01:05:50.729 Yeah, maybe a little trip out of town. 1188 01:05:50.772 --> 01:05:51.730 Oh, yeah. 1189 01:05:51.773 --> 01:05:53.862 Yeah, you know, whatever. 1190 01:05:53.906 --> 01:05:55.212 Uh, anyway, 1191 01:05:56.343 --> 01:05:58.606 hope your hangover likes loud noises 1192 01:05:58.650 --> 01:06:01.261 'cause it's about to get lit. 1193 01:06:01.305 --> 01:06:03.046 Freedom, baby! 1194 01:06:03.089 --> 01:06:05.091 Woo-hoo! 1195 01:06:05.135 --> 01:06:07.137 All right, you beautiful little sulk-monster, let's get some fucking drinks. 1196 01:06:07.180 --> 01:06:08.965 -Now? -Yes, right now. 1197 01:06:09.008 --> 01:06:11.010 We just finished our Master's programs. Come on. 1198 01:06:11.054 --> 01:06:13.317 It's like not even 11 o' clock. 1199 01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:15.058 And come on, it doesn't matter. 1200 01:06:15.101 --> 01:06:17.538 You don't have to be sad forever. 1201 01:06:17.582 --> 01:06:20.193 Like let's go do something. Let's go get some drinks. 1202 01:06:20.237 --> 01:06:22.804 -Let's have fun. -Okay. All right, all right. 1203 01:06:22.848 --> 01:06:25.068 You do realize that you're allowed to drink when you're not sad 1204 01:06:25.111 --> 01:06:27.157 like celebrating once in a while is okay. 1205 01:06:27.200 --> 01:06:28.810 Mm-hmm. 1206 01:06:28.854 --> 01:06:30.290 Plus, you don't have long before they ship you back to California 1207 01:06:30.334 --> 01:06:32.466 where I hear things are just so awful. 1208 01:06:32.510 --> 01:06:33.815 What is that supposed to mean? 1209 01:06:33.859 --> 01:06:35.513 It means you have to drink to forget about that. 1210 01:06:35.556 --> 01:06:37.036 Oh! 1211 01:06:37.080 --> 01:06:39.604 All right, well, I thought that was funny anyway. 1212 01:06:39.647 --> 01:06:42.172 You know, who gives a fuck if this degree means shit 1213 01:06:42.215 --> 01:06:43.608 all just like our first degrees. 1214 01:06:43.651 --> 01:06:47.438 It's like I'm done and I'm happy at least for now. 1215 01:06:47.481 --> 01:06:49.831 So, I might as well enjoy it, right? 1216 01:06:49.875 --> 01:06:51.137 Right? 1217 01:06:51.181 --> 01:06:52.704 Yes! 1218 01:06:52.747 --> 01:06:54.575 Drink when you're happy, drink when you're sad, 1219 01:06:54.619 --> 01:06:55.837 the Erika story. 1220 01:06:57.143 --> 01:06:59.319 It's called hair of the dog, okay? 1221 01:06:59.363 --> 01:07:01.626 - I'm not that drunk. - It's hair of the dog. 1222 01:07:01.669 --> 01:07:03.193 If you drink it, then you get over your... 1223 01:07:03.236 --> 01:07:04.498 -Are you on drugs today? -Woo! 1224 01:07:04.542 --> 01:07:07.632 Woo-hoo! Yeah, I'm on drugs bitches! 1225 01:07:07.675 --> 01:07:09.634 No, I'm not. Literally, I'm not. 1226 01:07:10.504 --> 01:07:12.332 No, I just want to party with my boys. 1227 01:07:12.376 --> 01:07:14.334 I am so glad that you're back 1228 01:07:14.378 --> 01:07:16.336 and I can't wait to hear about everything. 1229 01:07:16.380 --> 01:07:17.772 I'm going to get a drink, do you want something? 1230 01:07:17.816 --> 01:07:19.078 Actually, no. I'm going to go sit outside. 1231 01:07:19.122 --> 01:07:20.688 Oh, yeah, it's so pretty outside. 1232 01:07:20.732 --> 01:07:22.081 Just a heads-up, Michael's out there. 1233 01:07:22.125 --> 01:07:23.517 -Okay. That's fine. -Okay. Alright. 1234 01:07:37.140 --> 01:07:38.228 Hey. 1235 01:07:40.099 --> 01:07:41.318 Hello. 1236 01:07:43.102 --> 01:07:44.147 Uh... 1237 01:07:49.152 --> 01:07:51.284 Good to see you. 1238 01:07:51.328 --> 01:07:52.807 You just got back, right? 1239 01:07:52.851 --> 01:07:55.071 Yeah, straight from Berlin. 1240 01:07:55.114 --> 01:07:57.638 How's that jet lag? How's Germany? 1241 01:07:57.682 --> 01:08:01.947 I'm tired and Germany was great. 1242 01:08:03.035 --> 01:08:05.907 -Good to hear. -Yeah. 1243 01:08:05.951 --> 01:08:08.562 So, well, shit. 1244 01:08:08.606 --> 01:08:13.785 How's everything since we, uh... 1245 01:08:15.395 --> 01:08:17.267 It's been what, half a year? 1246 01:08:17.310 --> 01:08:19.312 Yes. 1247 01:08:19.356 --> 01:08:20.748 Miss the fog yet? 1248 01:08:20.792 --> 01:08:23.838 It's actually a lot worse than you can even imagine. 1249 01:08:23.882 --> 01:08:26.754 People take the day off when the sun comes out. 1250 01:08:26.798 --> 01:08:29.148 Wow, that's the saddest thing I've heard all year. 1251 01:08:29.192 --> 01:08:30.671 No, it was good. 1252 01:08:30.715 --> 01:08:33.935 I mean, I got sun in Berlin and I have a Master's now. 1253 01:08:33.979 --> 01:08:35.285 Yay! 1254 01:08:35.328 --> 01:08:37.200 Look at you, all educated. 1255 01:08:37.243 --> 01:08:38.418 Yeah. 1256 01:08:42.205 --> 01:08:43.162 How are you? 1257 01:08:44.250 --> 01:08:46.383 Good. Yeah. 1258 01:08:46.426 --> 01:08:49.081 Same deal with work, 1259 01:08:49.125 --> 01:08:54.304 but they're paying me more now, so, that's chill. 1260 01:08:55.783 --> 01:08:59.483 How about you? What's the future like for Laura? 1261 01:08:59.526 --> 01:09:00.440 Oh, my God! 1262 01:09:00.484 --> 01:09:03.051 -Yeah, me too. -Yeah. 1263 01:09:03.095 --> 01:09:05.358 At least you've got a Master's now? 1264 01:09:05.402 --> 01:09:09.275 You know it works better if you don't say it like a question. 1265 01:09:12.235 --> 01:09:14.280 Um, yeah. 1266 01:09:14.324 --> 01:09:18.893 No, I'm still kinda in the same place and feeling the same... 1267 01:09:20.547 --> 01:09:22.506 I don't even know what the word is. 1268 01:09:22.549 --> 01:09:24.943 Inherently dissatisfied. 1269 01:09:24.986 --> 01:09:27.598 -I wasn't thinking quite that sad. -Okay. 1270 01:09:27.641 --> 01:09:31.254 I'm thinking more like figuring things out still, but, yeah. 1271 01:09:31.297 --> 01:09:33.778 Inherently dissatisfied sounds better. 1272 01:09:36.389 --> 01:09:38.739 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking around. 1273 01:09:38.783 --> 01:09:42.221 That's okay but, yeah, no. 1274 01:09:42.265 --> 01:09:45.833 I'm just again trying to decide what to do. 1275 01:09:46.704 --> 01:09:47.966 Yeah, I feel that. 1276 01:09:48.009 --> 01:09:50.098 Yeah, between moving and like finding a job, 1277 01:09:51.012 --> 01:09:53.928 I don't have a ton of time to ponder, so that's nice. 1278 01:09:53.972 --> 01:09:56.801 I don't know if you know what nice means. 1279 01:09:58.019 --> 01:09:59.238 Probably not. 1280 01:10:03.460 --> 01:10:05.462 How are things outside of work? 1281 01:10:06.419 --> 01:10:11.076 All right, um, a little bit of drinking, 1282 01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:13.600 a little bit of not drinking, 1283 01:10:13.644 --> 01:10:16.560 a little bit of traveling around California, 1284 01:10:16.603 --> 01:10:18.126 which has been nice. 1285 01:10:18.170 --> 01:10:19.867 -That does sound nice. -Yeah. 1286 01:10:19.911 --> 01:10:21.434 The mountains are pretty cool. 1287 01:10:21.478 --> 01:10:25.264 They've got tons of rocks and snow. 1288 01:10:26.483 --> 01:10:30.182 Really just a bunch of stuff that you can throw at other stuff 1289 01:10:30.226 --> 01:10:33.446 which is pretty much the most fun a kid could have. 1290 01:10:33.490 --> 01:10:36.841 Oh, my God! I'm glad your sense of humor is still strange. 1291 01:10:39.887 --> 01:10:43.761 What about you? What kind of fun did you get into after everything? 1292 01:10:43.804 --> 01:10:48.287 Ooh, uh, honestly I kinda just went out a lot. 1293 01:10:50.898 --> 01:10:53.031 Super honestly, um, 1294 01:10:53.074 --> 01:10:58.689 I was pretty miserable and did a lot of drinking. 1295 01:10:58.732 --> 01:11:01.474 -So, yeah, you know. -The healthy way out? 1296 01:11:01.518 --> 01:11:02.606 Yeah. 1297 01:11:03.824 --> 01:11:04.738 How about now? 1298 01:11:07.001 --> 01:11:09.787 Better. I think. 1299 01:11:11.354 --> 01:11:12.833 Yeah, better. 1300 01:11:14.139 --> 01:11:19.013 -Yeah. -I've made some changes for the better, so. 1301 01:11:19.057 --> 01:11:23.975 Uh, would you say you're doing better? 1302 01:11:24.018 --> 01:11:25.324 Yeah, better. 1303 01:11:26.412 --> 01:11:28.458 Like better or...? 1304 01:11:28.501 --> 01:11:31.199 I mean, maybe better than better actually, you know. 1305 01:11:31.243 --> 01:11:33.463 Perhaps the betterest. 1306 01:11:34.681 --> 01:11:35.943 If you will. 1307 01:11:38.555 --> 01:11:39.947 Mmm. 1308 01:11:51.394 --> 01:11:53.134 You know how when you travel 1309 01:11:53.178 --> 01:11:55.223 or like when people are traveling, they're always like, 1310 01:11:55.267 --> 01:11:58.226 "I feel so aware when I'm traveling" 1311 01:11:58.270 --> 01:12:00.925 and like discovering this new culture makes me feel 1312 01:12:00.968 --> 01:12:02.883 like all my worries are like so silly. 1313 01:12:02.927 --> 01:12:07.627 Uh, yeah, you mean the, "Going to Thailand was amazing, 1314 01:12:07.671 --> 01:12:10.456 and it's so amazing to travel the world, 1315 01:12:10.500 --> 01:12:12.415 and life is amazing" 1316 01:12:12.458 --> 01:12:14.547 approach to "finding yourself", 1317 01:12:14.591 --> 01:12:17.376 also known as being rich as shit. 1318 01:12:17.420 --> 01:12:21.859 And you know or pretending everything's okay. 1319 01:12:21.902 --> 01:12:24.165 Yeah. No, it's fucking bullshit, isn't it? 1320 01:12:24.209 --> 01:12:26.037 I mean, like it is and it isn't but, yeah. 1321 01:12:26.080 --> 01:12:27.560 Hey, you don't have to convince me. 1322 01:12:27.604 --> 01:12:31.303 I mean, I love traveling and food while I'm traveling. 1323 01:12:31.347 --> 01:12:34.654 But, yeah, I mean, finding yourself on vacation 1324 01:12:34.698 --> 01:12:37.178 has gotta be probably one the worst clichés 1325 01:12:37.222 --> 01:12:40.225 this side of "everything happens for a reason." 1326 01:12:40.268 --> 01:12:43.097 Yeah, exactly. 1327 01:12:43.141 --> 01:12:45.404 Yeah, I mean like for me at least I felt like 1328 01:12:45.448 --> 01:12:51.149 the moments of traveling that were the most beneficial were when... 1329 01:12:51.192 --> 01:12:53.151 I mean, it kinda like could have been anywhere. 1330 01:12:53.194 --> 01:12:57.285 Like it was like the moments where I was the most miserably alone, you know, 1331 01:12:57.329 --> 01:12:58.809 and just had to live with myself. 1332 01:12:58.852 --> 01:13:00.767 Yeah, I'd agree with that. 1333 01:13:01.986 --> 01:13:03.379 So, I take it things are fun? 1334 01:13:04.249 --> 01:13:06.947 No, I'm just complaining. Things are very good. 1335 01:13:07.905 --> 01:13:09.515 Yeah. Gotta do it sometimes. 1336 01:13:12.866 --> 01:13:15.391 I gotta be honest though, I think, 1337 01:13:15.434 --> 01:13:19.656 sometimes even with living with yourself 1338 01:13:19.699 --> 01:13:23.660 and even like enjoying yourself as a person 1339 01:13:23.703 --> 01:13:28.491 really doesn't lift the weight of, 1340 01:13:28.534 --> 01:13:31.885 you know, what we talked about way back 1341 01:13:32.930 --> 01:13:36.716 about being trapped by having so many options. 1342 01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:38.326 I don't know if that like... 1343 01:13:38.370 --> 01:13:39.589 No, no. I remember it. Yeah. 1344 01:13:40.633 --> 01:13:42.592 No, I felt like... 1345 01:13:42.635 --> 01:13:45.333 I felt like at first, you know, 1346 01:13:45.377 --> 01:13:48.989 being present was like really helpful and like, you know, 1347 01:13:49.033 --> 01:13:51.165 just kinda like choosing how to do your things 1348 01:13:51.209 --> 01:13:55.387 or like perceive experiences and stuff. 1349 01:13:55.431 --> 01:13:58.738 But it kinda got tiring. 1350 01:13:58.782 --> 01:13:59.783 And like... 1351 01:14:03.308 --> 01:14:06.920 Like I know that receiving information and experiences 1352 01:14:06.964 --> 01:14:09.749 was like, of course, good for me, 1353 01:14:09.793 --> 01:14:13.231 but... I don't know. 1354 01:14:13.274 --> 01:14:15.625 I guess it kinda feels weird 1355 01:14:15.668 --> 01:14:18.802 to just be like learning about things and about yourself 1356 01:14:18.845 --> 01:14:21.369 and to like not get anywhere, 1357 01:14:21.413 --> 01:14:24.285 you know, just like I'm still completely unprepared to answer the question 1358 01:14:24.329 --> 01:14:26.113 of like what I want to do with my life. 1359 01:14:26.157 --> 01:14:28.899 And it's like after all this time and education and everything, 1360 01:14:28.942 --> 01:14:30.683 it's still like I'm doing the same shit, 1361 01:14:30.727 --> 01:14:32.468 which is, yeah, basically my fucking life. 1362 01:14:38.343 --> 01:14:40.737 I guess as long as I'm not fucking things up more. 1363 01:14:40.780 --> 01:14:44.088 You know, I kinda think 1364 01:14:44.131 --> 01:14:47.004 sometimes it's the only thing you can do. 1365 01:14:53.663 --> 01:14:55.055 I did miss you. 1366 01:14:57.449 --> 01:14:58.581 I missed you too. 1367 01:15:14.945 --> 01:15:17.643 Moving back to Portland? 1368 01:15:17.687 --> 01:15:19.645 Um, no. 1369 01:15:20.646 --> 01:15:23.170 I'm going to go home, figure things out. 1370 01:15:24.345 --> 01:15:26.260 That's chill. 1371 01:15:26.304 --> 01:15:27.914 California misses you. 1372 01:15:27.958 --> 01:15:29.742 Yeah, what? 1373 01:15:32.136 --> 01:15:34.181 I don't know. I'm just saying shit. 1374 01:15:39.143 --> 01:15:41.754 -Should we head inside? 1375 01:15:41.798 --> 01:15:44.365 Get new drinks? 1376 01:15:44.409 --> 01:15:45.541 Oh, yeah. 1377 01:15:49.109 --> 01:15:51.024 -Let's do it. -Okay. 1378 01:16:11.218 --> 01:16:13.917 What we should talk about is the graduation story. 1379 01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:15.701 - Yeah, yeah. - Right? 1380 01:16:38.768 --> 01:16:40.204 When they're out of reach... 1381 01:16:43.947 --> 01:16:45.209 I'm tired. 1382 01:16:47.515 --> 01:16:48.865 That makes sense. 1383 01:16:48.908 --> 01:16:51.607 You did literally just fly across the world. 1384 01:16:52.564 --> 01:16:53.521 True. 1385 01:16:57.264 --> 01:16:58.483 Are you trying to head out? 1386 01:16:59.440 --> 01:17:00.703 No, I'm alright. 1387 01:17:02.966 --> 01:17:03.836 Cool. 1388 01:17:25.945 --> 01:17:27.120 I'm sorry. 1389 01:17:30.341 --> 01:17:31.429 No, don't be. 1390 01:17:40.003 --> 01:17:40.960 Hey there. 1391 01:17:44.050 --> 01:17:45.182 Hi. 1392 01:17:49.316 --> 01:17:51.928 This is new. What does it say? 1393 01:17:51.971 --> 01:17:53.756 Oh, yeah. 1394 01:17:54.887 --> 01:17:57.237 -Could be worse. -Oh, my God! You would. 1395 01:17:59.413 --> 01:18:00.501 I try. 1396 01:18:27.050 --> 01:18:28.268 Hi. 1397 01:18:29.356 --> 01:18:34.231 No, I'm okay. I overslept in... where are we? 1398 01:18:34.274 --> 01:18:36.363 -Echo Park. -Echo Park. 1399 01:18:38.888 --> 01:18:42.805 Okay. Okay, cool. I'll be over soon then. 1400 01:18:42.848 --> 01:18:43.980 Yeah, I'll figure it out. 1401 01:18:45.198 --> 01:18:46.156 Okay, thanks. 1402 01:18:51.074 --> 01:18:53.119 You, uh, need a ride? 1403 01:18:54.338 --> 01:18:57.863 Oh, um... really? 1404 01:18:58.777 --> 01:19:02.433 Yeah, it's a fucking car ride not a kidney. 1405 01:19:02.476 --> 01:19:03.826 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1406 01:19:03.869 --> 01:19:05.566 Where's your... where does your friend live? 1407 01:19:05.610 --> 01:19:07.133 Let me pull it up. 1408 01:19:07.177 --> 01:19:08.700 -It's... it's my cousin, it's... -Oh! 1409 01:19:10.571 --> 01:19:11.921 Yeah, that's right here. 1410 01:19:26.979 --> 01:19:29.112 -Thanks for the ride. -No problem. 1411 01:19:31.854 --> 01:19:32.942 Uh... 1412 01:19:32.985 --> 01:19:35.335 Let me know if you're visiting again. 1413 01:19:35.379 --> 01:19:38.034 It was... it was good to see you. 1414 01:19:38.077 --> 01:19:39.687 Yeah, it was good to see you too. 1415 01:19:42.516 --> 01:19:43.866 -Have a good day. -You too. 1416 01:19:43.909 --> 01:19:46.172 Good luck with everything. 1417 01:19:46.216 --> 01:19:47.173 Thank you. 1418 01:19:48.044 --> 01:19:50.786 Thank you, again for the ride. 1419 01:19:50.829 --> 01:19:52.178 No problem. 1420 01:20:28.562 --> 01:20:30.477 Oh. Oh, okay. 1421 01:20:30.521 --> 01:20:31.696 All right, cool. Bye. 1422 01:20:32.915 --> 01:20:34.177 Bye. 1423 01:20:59.550 --> 01:21:01.465 You alright? 1424 01:21:01.508 --> 01:21:04.250 Yeah, yeah. I'm just pretty tired. 1425 01:21:05.295 --> 01:21:06.644 It seems to be a thing with you. 1426 01:21:06.687 --> 01:21:08.211 Is it? 1427 01:21:08.254 --> 01:21:12.911 Yeah, I mean, I get it. It's... it's whatever. 1428 01:21:12.955 --> 01:21:15.305 Next time we go out, 1429 01:21:15.348 --> 01:21:19.918 we should just not and like take a nap instead. 1430 01:21:19.962 --> 01:21:21.180 Okay. 1431 01:21:21.224 --> 01:21:23.182 I could... I could do that. 1432 01:21:23.226 --> 01:21:25.837 Yeah, but it's always very fun. 1433 01:21:26.969 --> 01:21:28.013 Good. 1434 01:22:14.233 --> 01:22:16.192 Hey, I'm going to head out. 1435 01:22:18.020 --> 01:22:19.847 Try and get some sleep this time. 1436 01:22:22.198 --> 01:22:23.460 I'll see you. 1437 01:22:28.247 --> 01:22:31.294 Hi, future me. This is Michael. 1438 01:22:31.337 --> 01:22:34.993 You know that already because you're me. 1439 01:22:36.125 --> 01:22:38.910 Uh, anyhow this is day one 1440 01:22:38.954 --> 01:22:43.610 of Michael's poorly planned road trip to fix his fucking head 1441 01:22:43.654 --> 01:22:46.004 or at least take some real time off. 1442 01:22:46.048 --> 01:22:49.616 I'd like to remind future me why I'm on this trip. 1443 01:22:49.660 --> 01:22:52.619 This year was dumb. Last year was dumb. 1444 01:22:52.663 --> 01:22:55.448 And next year will probably be dumb. 1445 01:22:55.492 --> 01:22:59.975 I hate my job even though it's not that bad and pays well. 1446 01:23:00.018 --> 01:23:03.369 Give a shit about a girl who's hundreds of miles away 1447 01:23:03.413 --> 01:23:07.678 while another girl who's too good for me or at least seems pretty chill 1448 01:23:07.721 --> 01:23:09.027 is waiting for my time. 1449 01:23:09.071 --> 01:23:11.247 I'm healthy, I have enough money, 1450 01:23:11.290 --> 01:23:13.553 which is pretty much anything I've ever asked for, 1451 01:23:13.597 --> 01:23:16.861 but despite my best efforts to ignore it, 1452 01:23:16.904 --> 01:23:19.211 my head is still completely fucked 1453 01:23:19.255 --> 01:23:23.041 which is naturally a bit irritating. 1454 01:23:23.085 --> 01:23:25.565 And I have no idea what the fuck to do about it, 1455 01:23:25.609 --> 01:23:29.787 so I'm taking this trip to, uh, to do anything... 1456 01:23:29.830 --> 01:23:35.010 just something new, just to do something different. 1457 01:23:36.098 --> 01:23:39.405 I guess this is the best I've felt for a while, 1458 01:23:39.449 --> 01:23:41.538 probably a long time. 1459 01:23:42.495 --> 01:23:44.584 Anyway, I'm hungover 1460 01:23:44.628 --> 01:23:47.326 and seem to be out of things to say. 1461 01:23:47.370 --> 01:23:49.981 So, I'll return to this later. 1462 01:23:52.027 --> 01:23:53.941 God speed to me I guess.