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- I just, I just don't
think I can do it this year.

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I can't.

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No, no, I can't.

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No, no, I can't.

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Daria, you just don't get it.

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Daria, you just don't get it.

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You have the gallery,
you have Kira.

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Every year, my family
just tortures me

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for still being single.

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Oh, no, no, it'll be
a million times worse

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with my brother getting
married in the spring.

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(groans) I can't even
compete, I got nothing.

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Of course I still have you.
You know I didn't mean that.

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- [Daria] Are you hiding
out in a blanket fort?

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- [Jane] No, I am not hiding
out in a blanket fort.

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What am I, five?

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- You've left a whole telephone
cord of evidence, Jane.

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Are you gonna come out, or do
I have to follow this travesty

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to the source?

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- Daria, I would like to be
the first person to tell you,

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I'm hiding out in
a blanket fort.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Okay, scoot over,
I'm comin' in.

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Okay.

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Now, tell me what's going on.

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- (sighs) I just,

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I just feel like everyone I know

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is just making these
huge steps forward,

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and I just keep
falling backwards.

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I used to have my job to
sort of deflect focus,

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but then the tech
company laid me off,

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and then, you know.

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It's just bleak. It's just bad.

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- Honey, the holidays
are always bleak.

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But that's what family's for.

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- To cheer me up?

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- Yes, yes, I think going
home for the holidays

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will cheer you up.

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Your folks are great.

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- And still think I have
thriving career in tech support.

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- Well, I mean,
it's Thanksgiving.

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It's the official
holiday of family bonding

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and avoiding your problems.

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It's actually the perfect
time to tell them.

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- No, Greg's been such
a jerk to me lately-

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- Your brother is
always a jerk, okay?

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He's just jealous of
everything you have.

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- Oh, he is going to
love me this year.

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It's gonna be-
- You know what I mean.

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- Stop.

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You got out to the big city,

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and he's still living
in Hope Junction

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on the same block
we all grew up on.

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- Sometimes I think that's
not actually so bad.

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- Well, you're in crisis,
so stop talking like that.

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- No reminding me of
that. I don't like it.

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(giggling)

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I just,

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no, I'm gonna cancel.

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No, I can't, I can't.
- Jane!

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- No, you're not doing
this again, okay?

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Now come on, let's
get out of here.

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It's not gonna be so bad, okay?

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And if you ever feel lost,

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listen to me, if
you ever feel lost,

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I'm only a phone
call away, okay?

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- Do you promise?

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- Actually, that depends.

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Are you committing to this
whole landline thing, 'cause-

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- [Jane] It's very comforting.

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- You and your old things.

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I get it.

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Remember, a phone call away.

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- (sighs) Thank you.

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- All right, let's get out of
here. I can't feel my legs.

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(nostalgic guitar music)

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- [Man On Radio] Some of
that's gonna be heavy.

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I know it's a rough
Sunday in spots.

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Rain and wind across the
east and the northeast.

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We could get some hurricane
or near hurricane-force winds

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near Long Island and
parts of the southern,

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southeastern New
England on Monday.

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And that storm's
also gonna bring-

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(scratchy music and talking)

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(upbeat music)

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- Whoa, sucks to
suck roadside man.

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I'm not getting ax murdered
this holiday season.

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I guess I could just
roll down my window,

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ask if he needs a tow
truck or something.

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Okay.

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All right.

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- Hey, thanks.

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Hey, thanks for stopping.

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- I have mace.
- Okay.

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Like the spiky ball thing or
like the stranger danger kind?

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- Just don't do
anything funny, okay?

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- Okie dokie.

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You always so aggressive
with the people

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you save roadside?

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- Mmm, you're catching
me on a good day.

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- Chris.

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- Jane.

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- Yeah.

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- Ah, what happened here?

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- Well, she started sputtering
out a few miles back,

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and then she stopped
doing that altogether, so.

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- Did you call anybody?

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- Also my phone is dead.

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- Oh, you know you
can charge those

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right into the car nowadays?

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- Just jam it right
into the 8-track player?

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I wish I knew that.

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That would've been,

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it's my dad's old car.

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I like old stuff.

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- Yeah, me, too.

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- It's comforting.
- Yeah.

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- Did you want to
call a tow truck?

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- Can I do that? That
would be amazing.

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Please, can I?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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totally here, use my phone.
- Thank you so much.

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- That's amazing, thanks.

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Thank you for this.

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Hey, hi, I broke
down on Highway 4.

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Yeah, yeah, it's just
the exit from Steinbeck.

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Yes, exactly.

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Yeah, old Lincoln Mark V.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, no, you can't miss me.

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That's perfect,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm just on my way
to Hope Junction.

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That's perfect,
thank you so much.

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Thanks, I appreciate that.

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Okay, great, I'll, yeah,
I'll see you soon, great.

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I'm saved. You saved me.
- Great.

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Did I just hear you say you're
heading to Hope Junction?

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- Yeah, I've got a, um,
I've got a conference.

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- Oh, small world.

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I got a family there.

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- You don't say.

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- Yeah.

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- You just heading
back for Thanksgiving?

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- Yeah, I guess so.

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Do you want a ride?
- Yup, yup, can I really?

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- Yeah.
- Awesome, thank you.

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- No, thank you, that's amazing.

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Really?
- Yes, hop on in.

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- It's be weird if
you said no now.

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Thanks.

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(lively jazzy music)

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Thanks for stopping
for me back there.

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- Oh.
- Mighty decent.

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- Don't worry about it.

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So where are you staying?

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- The Bumblebee Inn.

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- No way.
- Yeah, Hope Junction staple.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Me too.
- Really?

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- I thought you said
you had family in town.

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- I do, I do.

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My parents and my brother.

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But there's just, um,

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there's just a lot
going on right now.

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So it's just easier
if I stay at a hotel.

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- Sounds tumultuous.

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- It's really not.

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- Well, if you're
going to talk about it.

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You know, far be it from me.

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I mean, I'm just a
waywarding English teacher

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making my way across this
great country of ours,

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you know, boxcar to boxcar,

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keeping a meal in my belly
every time, good time.

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From a pie cooling on a
rock William windowsill,

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you know, just me and my vindel,

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the kindness of
strangers like yourself.

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- Wow, that is mighty
decent of you, that offer,

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but we just met, so, I
think I'm gonna pass.

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- You know, I grew
up in Hope Junction.

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- Hmm, not much to it, huh?

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- I wouldn't say that.

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I think some of my fondest
memories are in Hope Junction.

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It's good people.

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- I moved away as
soon as I could.

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- But you're back.

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- For Thanksgiving.

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I don't think I
could ever move back.

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- Right.

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(lively jazz music)

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- Welcome to The Bumblebee
Inn. My name is Eloise.

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How can I help you?

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- Hi, I'm checking in.

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- Yes, of course.

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And is the reservation under
your name or your boyfriend's?

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- My who?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
he's not my boyfriend.

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- Oh, I'm so sorry, your fiance.

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- No, no, no.
- Your husband?

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- We just met.

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- She picked me up off the road.

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- Oh.
(Jane laughs)

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- I have a reservation
under Jane for myself.

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- So just to confirm, these
are two separate reservations?

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- Absolutely separate.
- That's right.

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- Thank you very much.

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- Yeah, we're like
two peas in a pod.

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Two peas in a separate
pod who just met.

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Two nuts, you know, like
in their own shells.

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You know, like a
hazelnut and a shea nut.

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- I think that a
shea nut is a berry.

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- Yeah, that's
right, it is, yeah.

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No nuts are just nuts
anymore, you know?

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You know, like
peanuts are legumes.

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Shea nuts are berries.

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And then the other
day someone told me

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that a cashew is a fruit.

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I mean, I'm convinced that
nuts are the swindlers

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of the protein world.

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- Absolutely, it's a
complete conspiracy.

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I mean, really, it's
propaganda being put out there

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by Big Walnut to keep
the little nut down.

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- I'm allergic to nuts.

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- Ah.

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- Oh, I'm going to
need a credit card

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to hold against incidentals,

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one from each each nut.

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- Of course, here
we go. Thank you.

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- Thank you, great,
fantastic, thank you.

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Okay, here you go.
- Thank you very much.

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- Here you go.

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Room number two for you

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and room number four.
- Thank you.

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- Happy Thanksgiving
to you both.

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- Thank you very much.
- Thanks so much.

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- Guess we're neighbors.

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- Guess so.

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- Enjoy your stay. Okay.

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(beeping)

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- [Jane] Hey Daria, it's me.

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Just calling to let you know
that despite your total lies

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about the weather, I've
made it to Hope Junction

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safe and sound.

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I even did my seasonal good deed

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and helped out this guy
whose car broke down.

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Okay, this is gonna
sound really weird,

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but there was something
so familiar about him,

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like, I don't know,
like he was a song

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I used to have
memorized or something.

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You know what, I
sound ridiculous.

254
00:14:00.934 --> 00:14:02.300
I'm probably just wiped.

255
00:14:04.567 --> 00:14:05.867
Talk to you tomorrow, girl.

256
00:14:07.834 --> 00:14:10.367
(gentle music)

257
00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.467
(happy music)

258
00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.233
- Joe, honey?
- Hmm?

259
00:14:33.367 --> 00:14:35.066
- A little help, please.

260
00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:36.500
- You know I can't cook.

261
00:14:37.834 --> 00:14:40.300
- You can hold a
spoon, can't ya?

262
00:14:41.367 --> 00:14:43.033
(groans)

263
00:14:43.166 --> 00:14:45.834
Here, stir this.

264
00:14:47.266 --> 00:14:48.667
Make sure it doesn't boil over.

265
00:14:48.800 --> 00:14:49.700
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?

266
00:14:49.834 --> 00:14:50.734
- The kids should be here soon.

267
00:14:50.867 --> 00:14:52.200
- Took them long enough.

268
00:14:52.333 --> 00:14:53.900
I thought Jane was supposed
to get here last night.

269
00:14:54.033 --> 00:14:56.166
- She called earlier.
She's been delayed.

270
00:14:57.166 --> 00:15:00.433
Well, Mercury is in retrograde.

271
00:15:00.567 --> 00:15:01.900
- What?

272
00:15:02.033 --> 00:15:03.367
- Basic astrology, love.

273
00:15:04.533 --> 00:15:05.834
- So you learned
how to tell fortunes

274
00:15:05.967 --> 00:15:07.166
at hairdressing school?

275
00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:11.533
- Astrology, stars.

276
00:15:11.667 --> 00:15:13.400
You're thinking of cosmetology.

277
00:15:15.100 --> 00:15:16.033
(doorbell rings)

278
00:15:16.166 --> 00:15:17.133
Oh, that must be them.

279
00:15:21.633 --> 00:15:23.200
- Happy Thanksgiving!

280
00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:27.400
- Oh honey, it's
so good to see you!

281
00:15:27.533 --> 00:15:28.567
- Hi, Mom.

282
00:15:28.700 --> 00:15:30.066
- Come in, come in.

283
00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:40.967
Oh, you look lovely.

284
00:15:41.100 --> 00:15:43.233
So any news from the city?

285
00:15:44.467 --> 00:15:47.433
- I, um, I, um, uh.

286
00:15:47.567 --> 00:15:49.567
- It's always so exciting
hearing what you're up to.

287
00:15:49.700 --> 00:15:53.066
I mean, I know Greg and
Angela are on their way

288
00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:54.467
to giving us grandchildren.

289
00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:58.233
But you, Janie, you are
setting your mark on the world.

290
00:15:58.367 --> 00:16:00.333
- Ah, everything's great.

291
00:16:01.533 --> 00:16:03.567
Why rush through all the
news right now, right?

292
00:16:03.700 --> 00:16:04.567
We have all week.

293
00:16:04.700 --> 00:16:06.567
- I suppose we do. Come on in.

294
00:16:08.133 --> 00:16:09.433
I'm just fixing breakfast.

295
00:16:12.066 --> 00:16:17.033
- Oh good.

296
00:16:19.700 --> 00:16:23.500
- Very attentive. Look who
I found on our doorstep.

297
00:16:23.633 --> 00:16:27.433
- Jane, sweetie, we're
so happy you made it.

298
00:16:27.567 --> 00:16:28.667
- Hi, Dad.

299
00:16:28.800 --> 00:16:30.000
- Did you get the
package I sent you?

300
00:16:30.133 --> 00:16:31.266
- I did.

301
00:16:31.400 --> 00:16:33.867
- Real ham radios at the
flea market for a steal.

302
00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:35.266
Can you believe it?
- I loved them.

303
00:16:35.400 --> 00:16:37.834
- Now you can just radio
directly with good news.

304
00:16:37.967 --> 00:16:39.066
- I can't just text?

305
00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:41.333
- Where's the panache?
Where's the fanfare?

306
00:16:41.467 --> 00:16:42.934
What if you get a big promotion?

307
00:16:43.066 --> 00:16:45.000
Ham radio says news happened.

308
00:16:45.133 --> 00:16:46.433
- What have we got here?

309
00:16:46.567 --> 00:16:49.567
- Oh, the usual,
bacon, juice, scones.

310
00:16:49.700 --> 00:16:51.033
- How continental.

311
00:16:51.166 --> 00:16:54.867
- [Mary] Yeah, something
like that, yeah.

312
00:16:57.233 --> 00:17:00.533
- Mom, you are still the
best baker in this galaxy.

313
00:17:00.667 --> 00:17:01.934
- Just the galaxy?

314
00:17:02.066 --> 00:17:03.467
- Well, the universe
is ever-expanding.

315
00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:06.734
I mean, you've gotta leave
room for the unexpected.

316
00:17:06.867 --> 00:17:08.233
You never know when
things can change.

317
00:17:08.367 --> 00:17:10.867
- Well, maybe you'll win
the Thanksgiving bake-off

318
00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:12.533
and dethrone me this year.

319
00:17:12.667 --> 00:17:15.133
- Your mother isn't competing
because it isn't fair.

320
00:17:15.266 --> 00:17:18.166
But she's very excited to watch.

321
00:17:18.300 --> 00:17:21.367
- You bet. Do you have
a partner yet, Jane?

322
00:17:21.500 --> 00:17:22.533
- About that.

323
00:17:22.667 --> 00:17:24.433
- Don't get all wrapped
up about the fact

324
00:17:24.567 --> 00:17:26.834
that most of the other
teams are couples.

325
00:17:26.967 --> 00:17:29.400
You don't have to pair up
with a romantic partner.

326
00:17:29.533 --> 00:17:30.600
- I know that, Mom.

327
00:17:31.700 --> 00:17:33.333
- I should phone Mrs. Yarrow.
- Mom!

328
00:17:33.467 --> 00:17:35.600
- No, she would know
all kinds of nice men

329
00:17:35.734 --> 00:17:36.667
to set you up with.

330
00:17:36.800 --> 00:17:38.233
She knows everybody.

331
00:17:38.367 --> 00:17:39.333
- [Greg] Bonjour!

332
00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.767
- That must be your brother.

333
00:17:47.767 --> 00:17:48.934
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.

334
00:17:50.133 --> 00:17:51.934
- Jane, good to see you.

335
00:17:53.533 --> 00:17:55.633
- Hi, Greg, long time no see.

336
00:17:55.767 --> 00:17:58.166
- I'm planning a wedding,
Jane, keeps me very busy.

337
00:17:58.300 --> 00:18:00.467
- Oh, you're getting married,
huh? I didn't know that.

338
00:18:00.600 --> 00:18:01.967
- You haven't changed a bit.

339
00:18:02.100 --> 00:18:04.433
- We were just talking about
the big Thanksgiving bake-off.

340
00:18:04.567 --> 00:18:06.166
- Oh yeah? Ready to get creamed?

341
00:18:07.367 --> 00:18:09.700
- I am gonna wipe
the floor with you.

342
00:18:09.834 --> 00:18:10.934
- Hmm?
- Mm-hm.

343
00:18:11.066 --> 00:18:12.767
- The floor is
gonna be so clean,

344
00:18:12.900 --> 00:18:15.500
you're gonna be eating my
prize-winning pie off of it.

345
00:18:15.633 --> 00:18:17.934
- So you would like
me to make a call?

346
00:18:18.066 --> 00:18:19.166
- There's no need, Mom.

347
00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:25.133
I, um, I already have a
date in mind, actually.

348
00:18:28.333 --> 00:18:29.900
Will you excuse me for a second?

349
00:18:34.133 --> 00:18:35.600
- What's for breakfast?

350
00:18:35.734 --> 00:18:37.166
- "I already have
a date in mind."

351
00:18:37.300 --> 00:18:39.133
Stupid, stupid, stupid,
how could you do that?

352
00:18:39.266 --> 00:18:40.133
Why would you say that?

353
00:18:40.266 --> 00:18:43.133
(muffled speaking)

354
00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:48.800
- (knocking) Jane,
everything okay in there?

355
00:18:48.934 --> 00:18:51.800
- I'm fine, Mom! I'll
be out in a second!

356
00:18:53.767 --> 00:18:55.133
(rapid breathing)

357
00:18:55.266 --> 00:18:58.433
Okay, I gotta play this
out. I gotta play this out.

358
00:18:58.567 --> 00:19:01.100
I gotta play this out.
I'm gonna play this out.

359
00:19:01.233 --> 00:19:02.567
How am I gonna play this out?

360
00:19:02.700 --> 00:19:05.100
- Bacon's just delicious.

361
00:19:05.233 --> 00:19:07.333
- Oh, everything okay, sweetie?

362
00:19:07.467 --> 00:19:08.767
- Yes, of course.

363
00:19:08.900 --> 00:19:12.033
I guess I'm just a little
tired from the drive, you know?

364
00:19:12.166 --> 00:19:14.734
We are gonna have so
much fun this week.

365
00:19:14.867 --> 00:19:16.400
(Greg chuckles)

366
00:19:16.533 --> 00:19:17.700
Any other big plans?

367
00:19:17.834 --> 00:19:20.133
- Oh, lots, you
know the holidays.

368
00:19:20.266 --> 00:19:21.867
Never a dull moment.

369
00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:25.533
But oh, I do have something
very special planned

370
00:19:25.667 --> 00:19:26.633
for the two of you.

371
00:19:30.633 --> 00:19:32.367
- Oh.
- Would you go

372
00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:34.734
to the grocery store for me?

373
00:19:34.867 --> 00:19:36.233
People will be
coming in a few hours

374
00:19:36.367 --> 00:19:38.133
and I still have a
million things to do.

375
00:19:38.266 --> 00:19:40.734
- I would be delighted.

376
00:19:43.900 --> 00:19:45.200
Well, are you coming?

377
00:19:45.333 --> 00:19:46.400
- Now?

378
00:19:46.533 --> 00:19:48.333
- Yeah, there's no
time like the present.

379
00:19:48.467 --> 00:19:49.333
- But my-
- Yeah, your bacon will be

380
00:19:49.467 --> 00:19:51.300
here when we get back, maybe.

381
00:19:52.233 --> 00:19:53.300
Let's go! Let's motor!

382
00:19:58.500 --> 00:20:00.233
- And I got a promotion at work

383
00:20:00.367 --> 00:20:01.700
and preparations for the wedding

384
00:20:01.834 --> 00:20:03.233
have been moving
along great, too.

385
00:20:03.367 --> 00:20:04.800
- Such a Renaissance man.

386
00:20:04.934 --> 00:20:06.433
- Yes, you know, Angela has been

387
00:20:06.567 --> 00:20:08.467
so into the wedding planning.

388
00:20:08.600 --> 00:20:09.934
This has really been my year.

389
00:20:10.066 --> 00:20:11.867
- Amazing.

390
00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.834
- You know, you could show
a little more enthusiasm.

391
00:20:13.967 --> 00:20:15.934
- I'm sorry. Awesome!

392
00:20:16.066 --> 00:20:17.033
- It is awesome.

393
00:20:18.467 --> 00:20:20.533
- Wow, you know what, is
there an off button to this?

394
00:20:20.667 --> 00:20:22.233
You don't always
have to be so smug.

395
00:20:22.367 --> 00:20:23.834
- Well, you don't have to
be such a bitter spinster,

396
00:20:23.967 --> 00:20:25.066
but mmm.
- Excuse me?

397
00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:26.166
- Well, relax, I'm just kidding.

398
00:20:26.300 --> 00:20:27.433
- What did you just say?

399
00:20:27.567 --> 00:20:28.700
- Well, I just called
you a bitter spinster.

400
00:20:28.834 --> 00:20:29.934
- No, I know, I heard
you. It wasn't funny.

401
00:20:30.066 --> 00:20:31.166
- Did that touch a
nerve or something?

402
00:20:31.300 --> 00:20:32.734
- That's it, we
are splitting up.

403
00:20:32.867 --> 00:20:34.800
I am gonna take care of
this, as I always do.

404
00:20:34.934 --> 00:20:38.333
You just stay here,
which you're good at.

405
00:20:38.467 --> 00:20:39.600
- I am not smug.

406
00:20:39.734 --> 00:20:42.367
Would someone smug
look at a potato?

407
00:20:42.500 --> 00:20:44.533
It is the least
pretentious food there is.

408
00:20:44.667 --> 00:20:45.567
She is the smug one.

409
00:20:45.700 --> 00:20:47.000
I'm talking to a vegetable.

410
00:20:47.133 --> 00:20:48.100
- Greg Lane?

411
00:20:49.367 --> 00:20:52.133
- Chris Lilyhammer? Whoa.

412
00:20:53.367 --> 00:20:54.467
- Ah, geez, how
long has it been?

413
00:20:54.600 --> 00:20:56.734
- Since college. How are you?

414
00:20:56.867 --> 00:20:57.734
What are you doing home?

415
00:20:57.867 --> 00:20:58.967
Hey, I heard your folks died.

416
00:20:59.100 --> 00:21:00.533
- They retired.
- I heard dead.

417
00:21:00.667 --> 00:21:04.600
- Oh, listen, anyway, do
you remember my sister Jane?

418
00:21:04.734 --> 00:21:05.767
She's in town, too.

419
00:21:05.900 --> 00:21:07.166
- You know, I do remember Jane.

420
00:21:07.300 --> 00:21:09.333
- Yeah, right, 'cause
you guys had that thing.

421
00:21:09.467 --> 00:21:10.600
- Yeah, last I heard,

422
00:21:10.734 --> 00:21:12.266
she was conjuring Bloody
Mary at slumber parties

423
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:13.500
to put a hex on me.

424
00:21:13.633 --> 00:21:15.533
- Yeah, dark times.

425
00:21:15.667 --> 00:21:18.166
Listen, would you like to
come over to the house later?

426
00:21:18.300 --> 00:21:19.734
My parents are having
a little cinq a sept.

427
00:21:19.867 --> 00:21:21.633
- Maybe check with
your sister first,

428
00:21:21.767 --> 00:21:23.367
see where she stands
with hexes these days.

429
00:21:23.500 --> 00:21:24.867
- Come on, man, that
was decades ago.

430
00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:26.767
You probably wouldn't
even recognize each other.

431
00:21:26.900 --> 00:21:27.867
- Yeah.

432
00:21:29.333 --> 00:21:32.033
You know what, yeah, yeah,
I think I will come by.

433
00:21:32.166 --> 00:21:35.967
- You!
- No, you.

434
00:21:36.100 --> 00:21:37.166
- You!
- Okay.

435
00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:43.166
- Yo, let's go.

436
00:21:43.300 --> 00:21:44.467
- Here, let me take
that for you, sis.

437
00:21:44.600 --> 00:21:46.266
- Oh, that's very nice.

438
00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:48.033
God, always.

439
00:21:50.967 --> 00:21:51.900
- You almost done?

440
00:21:52.033 --> 00:21:53.400
- Just about.

441
00:21:53.533 --> 00:21:55.667
- Greg found an old friend
at the grocery store,

442
00:21:55.800 --> 00:21:57.166
and he's just arrived.

443
00:21:57.300 --> 00:21:59.367
I think you might remember
him, Chris Lilyhammer?

444
00:22:01.467 --> 00:22:02.433
- He invited who?

445
00:22:02.567 --> 00:22:04.433
- What, you don't remember him?

446
00:22:04.567 --> 00:22:06.233
He was in primary
school with you.

447
00:22:06.367 --> 00:22:08.967
I mean, I think he left
after the sixth grade, but I-

448
00:22:09.100 --> 00:22:11.033
- Oh no, I remember.

449
00:22:11.166 --> 00:22:13.266
I could never forget
a traitor fake.

450
00:22:13.400 --> 00:22:14.700
- Ooh, that's dramatic.

451
00:22:14.834 --> 00:22:16.800
- Dramatic? Dramatic?

452
00:22:20.667 --> 00:22:21.867
He doused me with fruit punch

453
00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:24.166
in front of the whole
entire school, Mom.

454
00:22:24.300 --> 00:22:26.233
We were supposed to be partners
in the science fair thing,

455
00:22:26.367 --> 00:22:28.533
and he betrayed me, for a laugh.

456
00:22:28.667 --> 00:22:30.834
And then he moved away, but
that didn't stop everyone

457
00:22:30.967 --> 00:22:34.600
from calling me Pinky Lane
all through middle school.

458
00:22:34.734 --> 00:22:37.800
- Well, now that so
much time has passed,

459
00:22:37.934 --> 00:22:40.133
don't you think it's
kind of a cute story?

460
00:22:41.367 --> 00:22:43.233
- Childhood trauma
is not cute, Mom.

461
00:22:44.667 --> 00:22:47.266
- Well, he's here now and
he's asking after you.

462
00:22:47.400 --> 00:22:49.533
So come on out and say hello.

463
00:22:51.266 --> 00:22:53.900
(clears throat)

464
00:22:55.100 --> 00:22:58.300
- Fine, fine, but I
will not be gracious.

465
00:22:58.433 --> 00:22:59.834
- Oh, geez.

466
00:22:59.967 --> 00:23:01.433
- I will not offer him any
of the mini crab cakes.

467
00:23:01.567 --> 00:23:02.533
- Oh, Jane.

468
00:23:09.700 --> 00:23:10.667
- No, I won't.

469
00:23:20.967 --> 00:23:21.934
- You.
- You.

470
00:23:23.367 --> 00:23:26.800
- You're that Chris?
You're Chris Lilyhammer.

471
00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:29.300
Ugh, I cannot
believe I gave a ride

472
00:23:29.433 --> 00:23:32.033
to the Benedict Arnold of
Hope Junction Elementary.

473
00:23:32.166 --> 00:23:33.200
- Oh, come on, this
is really something.

474
00:23:33.333 --> 00:23:35.000
I mean, it's a
small world, right?

475
00:23:35.133 --> 00:23:37.000
- Did you know it was me?

476
00:23:37.133 --> 00:23:39.033
What's your angle,
Lilyhammer, huh?

477
00:23:39.166 --> 00:23:40.367
Where's the con?

478
00:23:40.500 --> 00:23:43.400
- No con, just a con-wincidence.
See how I did that?

479
00:23:43.533 --> 00:23:46.500
- So you do remember each other.

480
00:23:46.633 --> 00:23:48.033
- Unfortunately.

481
00:23:48.166 --> 00:23:51.333
- Oh listen, falling into
your old banter already.

482
00:23:51.467 --> 00:23:54.066
- No, that is not what
is happening, Mom.

483
00:23:54.200 --> 00:23:56.734
- I really think that we
a kind of Sam and Diane

484
00:23:56.867 --> 00:23:57.834
kind of dynamic.

485
00:23:57.967 --> 00:23:59.467
- No, that's terrible.
- "Cheers."

486
00:23:59.600 --> 00:24:02.200
- Okay, you don't
have a monopoly over
everything old, okay?

487
00:24:02.333 --> 00:24:04.100
(fluttering whistling)

488
00:24:04.233 --> 00:24:07.867
Pinky Lane.
- Oh. (laughs)

489
00:24:11.700 --> 00:24:13.433
- Are those mini crab cakes?
- No.

490
00:24:16.800 --> 00:24:20.300
- Dad, mini crab cake?
- Okay.

491
00:24:22.867 --> 00:24:23.834
- Angela?

492
00:24:26.200 --> 00:24:27.900
Mom?
- No, thank you, dear.

493
00:24:28.033 --> 00:24:29.467
- Mom, take one.
- No.

494
00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:30.567
- Take one.

495
00:24:37.800 --> 00:24:39.867
I'm just gonna leave
this right here.

496
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:02.233
- [Joe] Fun afternoon, huh?

497
00:25:05.166 --> 00:25:06.667
I was talking to
your friend Chris.

498
00:25:06.800 --> 00:25:08.900
Did you know he builds
a mean ham radio?

499
00:25:10.333 --> 00:25:13.166
- Doubt it. Can't even
jump start a car battery.

500
00:25:14.467 --> 00:25:15.800
- [Joe] Is that a metaphor?

501
00:25:18.633 --> 00:25:20.834
You know, your mother
and I were thinking,

502
00:25:20.967 --> 00:25:22.467
wouldn't it be nice
if you invited him

503
00:25:22.600 --> 00:25:24.834
to be your partner at
the baking contest?

504
00:25:24.967 --> 00:25:25.867
- No.

505
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:26.967
- Come on.

506
00:25:28.266 --> 00:25:31.500
Who knows, maybe
sparks will fly.

507
00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:38.200
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

508
00:25:45.166 --> 00:25:47.367
(phone ringing)

509
00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:49.633
Pick up, pick up, pick up.

510
00:25:52.700 --> 00:25:54.100
- Hey.

511
00:25:54.233 --> 00:25:56.000
- Daria, they're gonna try
to set me up with this guy

512
00:25:56.133 --> 00:25:58.000
the whole weekend.

513
00:25:58.133 --> 00:26:01.100
- Well, I thought you said
you thought he was cute.

514
00:26:01.233 --> 00:26:05.633
- Uh, yeah, that was before I
knew he was Chris Lilyhammer.

515
00:26:05.767 --> 00:26:08.533
- No.
- Yeah, mm-hm.

516
00:26:10.533 --> 00:26:12.100
- I should have
smelt the evil on him

517
00:26:12.233 --> 00:26:13.333
from the very beginning.

518
00:26:13.467 --> 00:26:15.033
- Boy, do you hold a grudge.

519
00:26:16.233 --> 00:26:18.166
- I do not. I do
not hold a grudge.

520
00:26:18.300 --> 00:26:21.467
- Oh yeah, sure, right, 20
years is totally casual.

521
00:26:21.600 --> 00:26:23.967
Hey, the Count of
Monte Cristo called.

522
00:26:24.100 --> 00:26:25.500
He told you to lighten up.

523
00:26:26.567 --> 00:26:27.433
- You know what, you know what,

524
00:26:27.567 --> 00:26:28.834
he really embarrassed me, okay?

525
00:26:28.967 --> 00:26:31.600
This is not something
you just let go of.

526
00:26:32.900 --> 00:26:34.000
What do I do?

527
00:26:34.133 --> 00:26:36.233
- Well, maybe you
should just try.

528
00:26:36.367 --> 00:26:37.967
I mean, I'm not saying
let yourself get shoved

529
00:26:38.100 --> 00:26:40.834
into an arranged
marriage, but try?

530
00:26:42.166 --> 00:26:43.900
- I know you're right.

531
00:26:44.033 --> 00:26:46.834
Okay, well, I guess
I'll call you later.

532
00:26:46.967 --> 00:26:47.934
- Okay, bye.

533
00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:53.967
- I need starches.

534
00:27:00.133 --> 00:27:01.133
Hey, Eloise.

535
00:27:01.266 --> 00:27:02.233
- Hi, Jane.

536
00:27:03.567 --> 00:27:05.166
- Is the dining room still open?

537
00:27:05.300 --> 00:27:10.834
- No, sorry, it closes at 10,
and it is currently 10:06.

538
00:27:10.967 --> 00:27:11.934
- Darn.

539
00:27:13.600 --> 00:27:15.066
I'm feeling kinda snacky.

540
00:27:18.967 --> 00:27:21.000
- Do you need starches?
- Yes, I do.

541
00:27:21.133 --> 00:27:22.500
- I hear that.

542
00:27:22.633 --> 00:27:24.000
There are vending machines,

543
00:27:24.133 --> 00:27:26.266
if you don't mind
something shrink-wrapped

544
00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:29.200
that has a questionable
Best Before date.

545
00:27:30.233 --> 00:27:31.100
- Two years and under?

546
00:27:31.233 --> 00:27:32.100
- That's correct.

547
00:27:32.233 --> 00:27:34.033
- Shrink-wrap sounds amazing.

548
00:27:35.567 --> 00:27:37.266
- It's one of those days, huh?

549
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:40.300
- I would shrink-wrap
my brain now if I could.

550
00:27:40.433 --> 00:27:41.533
- Sounds delicious.

551
00:27:42.967 --> 00:27:45.734
Vending machines are down
the hall to the right.

552
00:27:45.867 --> 00:27:49.500
You know what, have
a Twinkie on me.

553
00:27:51.133 --> 00:27:53.367
- Thank you.
- Of course.

554
00:27:53.500 --> 00:27:56.100
- Or some mixed nuts.

555
00:27:57.367 --> 00:27:58.500
- Thank you.

556
00:28:01.867 --> 00:28:04.700
when you can be a
part of the B Team.

557
00:28:05.867 --> 00:28:08.834
- B Team.
- B Team all the way.

558
00:28:08.967 --> 00:28:10.133
- All the way.
- Enjoy.

559
00:28:13.133 --> 00:28:14.934
(machine rattling)

560
00:28:15.066 --> 00:28:16.066
- Come on.

561
00:28:27.767 --> 00:28:29.800
- What has that vending
machine ever done to you?

562
00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:31.867
Are you cloning yourself?

563
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:33.500
You just seem to be everywhere.

564
00:28:34.567 --> 00:28:36.367
- Sounds like fate to me.

565
00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:39.066
- Do you need a hand there?

566
00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:40.266
- What's it to you?

567
00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:41.900
- Precious time, if
you're gonna waste mine

568
00:28:42.033 --> 00:28:44.200
just beating on that thing.

569
00:28:45.166 --> 00:28:46.667
Can I get in there?

570
00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.667
- Be my guest.

571
00:28:47.800 --> 00:28:49.166
But I have to warn you,

572
00:28:49.300 --> 00:28:51.467
that thing ate an entire cup
holder worth of quarters.

573
00:28:51.600 --> 00:28:54.166
- Aw, that's a shame.

574
00:28:54.300 --> 00:28:56.166
- I think it's, jammed
might be the technical term.

575
00:28:56.300 --> 00:28:57.266
I'm not too sure.

576
00:28:58.433 --> 00:28:59.467
- Let me take a look.

577
00:29:02.066 --> 00:29:04.867
(machine beeping)

578
00:29:23.867 --> 00:29:25.400
Boom!

579
00:29:25.533 --> 00:29:27.100
Sounds like a bountiful harvest.

580
00:29:31.367 --> 00:29:32.767
- How did you do that?

581
00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:34.633
- Ah, summers in college I
used to work for a factory

582
00:29:34.767 --> 00:29:36.266
that fixed these machines.

583
00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:39.266
You know, kind of looked at
their programming codes a bit.

584
00:29:40.467 --> 00:29:41.567
Insider tip, there's
always an override

585
00:29:41.700 --> 00:29:43.100
and I kinda just found it.

586
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:45.133
- I'm impressed.

587
00:29:45.266 --> 00:29:47.834
You're like Angelina
Jolie in "Hackers."

588
00:29:47.967 --> 00:29:49.900
- I'm exactly like
Angelina Jolie.

589
00:29:50.033 --> 00:29:52.367
- Well, there, I'm glad that
we can agree on something.

590
00:29:54.900 --> 00:29:59.500
So your parents, they really
trying to set us up, huh?

591
00:29:59.633 --> 00:30:00.900
- I'm sorry.

592
00:30:01.033 --> 00:30:03.333
It's just my brother's
getting married in six months

593
00:30:03.467 --> 00:30:05.266
and they're just on
this overdrive kick

594
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:07.433
to just pair me
off with someone.

595
00:30:07.567 --> 00:30:09.867
I am not looking for
anyone, I promise,

596
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:11.533
and especially not you.
- Oh!

597
00:30:11.667 --> 00:30:13.000
- That kinda came
out wrong, I'm sorry.

598
00:30:13.133 --> 00:30:15.367
- No, no, I'm not looking
for anything, either.

599
00:30:15.500 --> 00:30:17.066
I mean, the whole
thing's kind of,

600
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:18.300
kind of annoying, huh?

601
00:30:18.433 --> 00:30:19.567
- I'm glad we can
agree on something.

602
00:30:19.700 --> 00:30:21.400
- Well, I mean,
we just committed

603
00:30:21.533 --> 00:30:23.467
the Great Pennsylvanian
Candy Caper.

604
00:30:23.600 --> 00:30:25.800
So we're bound together
by this, really.

605
00:30:25.934 --> 00:30:27.033
Thick as thieves we are.

606
00:30:27.166 --> 00:30:28.100
- We should get bracelets made.

607
00:30:28.233 --> 00:30:31.000
- Or (whistles) pinky rings.

608
00:30:33.567 --> 00:30:34.900
- What about-

609
00:30:35.033 --> 00:30:36.467
- [Chris] Hmm?

610
00:30:36.600 --> 00:30:38.567
- Ah no, never mind, it's fine.

611
00:30:38.700 --> 00:30:39.667
- No, what is it?

612
00:30:40.967 --> 00:30:42.567
- Nothing, it was just
a stupid idea I had,

613
00:30:42.700 --> 00:30:44.100
and I was just kinda-

614
00:30:44.233 --> 00:30:45.100
- I don't know,
civilization was founded

615
00:30:45.233 --> 00:30:46.266
on a series of stupid ideas.

616
00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:47.300
I'd love to hear it.

617
00:30:47.433 --> 00:30:49.133
- Really?

618
00:30:49.266 --> 00:30:52.533
K, I was just
thinking, you know,

619
00:30:52.667 --> 00:30:56.200
like neither of us are
looking for anything, right?

620
00:30:56.333 --> 00:30:59.133
So if my parents have
anything to say about it,

621
00:30:59.266 --> 00:31:00.667
the whole town's
gonna try to set us up

622
00:31:00.800 --> 00:31:01.867
by the end of tomorrow.

623
00:31:03.367 --> 00:31:06.867
What if we just beat them
to the punch, you know,

624
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.000
and we just tell everybody
that we're already going out?

625
00:31:10.133 --> 00:31:11.667
You know, just for
Thanksgiving weekend,

626
00:31:11.800 --> 00:31:14.367
and then we can just
take some of the pressure

627
00:31:14.500 --> 00:31:17.867
off both of us, go
our separate ways and,

628
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:19.600
wow, you're terrified,
it's insane.

629
00:31:19.734 --> 00:31:21.400
- That's insane, yeah, but-

630
00:31:22.333 --> 00:31:23.967
- There's a but.

631
00:31:24.100 --> 00:31:26.500
- Yeah, I'll do it.
- What?

632
00:31:26.633 --> 00:31:28.834
- I love lying to
parents. It's hilarious.

633
00:31:28.967 --> 00:31:30.000
My parents think I'm a doctor.

634
00:31:30.133 --> 00:31:31.600
My grandmother
thinks I'm a priest.

635
00:31:31.734 --> 00:31:33.333
Well, good night.

636
00:31:33.467 --> 00:31:34.533
- Good night.

637
00:31:40.567 --> 00:31:43.867
(tinkling, happy music)

638
00:31:50.700 --> 00:31:53.266
- [Angela] Jane, is that you?

639
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:55.734
- Angela, hi, how's it going?

640
00:31:57.133 --> 00:31:58.567
- Oh, swamped, I'm
getting married, you know.

641
00:31:58.700 --> 00:31:59.900
- Oh, I heard.

642
00:32:00.100 --> 00:32:01.767
- There is just so much to do.
- Well, that's-

643
00:32:01.900 --> 00:32:03.867
- And then your parents are
throwing this brunch tomorrow,

644
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:06.300
which I graciously
offered to cohost.

645
00:32:06.433 --> 00:32:07.500
Are you coming to brunch?

646
00:32:07.633 --> 00:32:08.767
- I mean I'm-
- What am I saying,

647
00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:10.066
of course you're
coming to brunch.

648
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:11.066
I'm shopping for it now.

649
00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:12.467
I'm making Quiche Lorraine.

650
00:32:12.600 --> 00:32:13.767
- How exotic.

651
00:32:13.900 --> 00:32:14.867
- Isn't it?

652
00:32:18.567 --> 00:32:20.133
How are you, darling?

653
00:32:20.266 --> 00:32:22.500
I know the holidays can
get a little lonely.

654
00:32:22.633 --> 00:32:25.400
- Oh, I'm fine,
really, I'm great.

655
00:32:25.533 --> 00:32:27.367
- Well, we must
find you someone.

656
00:32:27.500 --> 00:32:29.133
Imagine coming to your
own brother's wedding

657
00:32:29.266 --> 00:32:31.367
without a date.
- Well, it's six months away,

658
00:32:31.500 --> 00:32:33.500
so I'm not really
stressing about it.

659
00:32:33.633 --> 00:32:36.333
- I know, so little time.

660
00:32:36.467 --> 00:32:38.400
- You know, Angela, you don't
really have to worry about me.

661
00:32:38.533 --> 00:32:41.066
You know, I'm actually
seeing someone right now,

662
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:43.600
and I'm seeing him right now.

663
00:32:43.734 --> 00:32:46.533
Chris, honey!

664
00:32:46.667 --> 00:32:49.233
- Hey, you.
- Hi.

665
00:32:50.166 --> 00:32:51.734
- How you doing?
- Oh, so good.

666
00:32:53.166 --> 00:32:54.900
- Weren't you Greg's friend
at the house yesterday?

667
00:32:55.033 --> 00:32:56.066
- Uh huh.

668
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:57.467
- You didn't mention
anything then.

669
00:32:57.600 --> 00:32:59.734
- Well, it's just so new.

670
00:32:59.867 --> 00:33:01.100
- Well, you know my pookie.

671
00:33:01.233 --> 00:33:02.600
I mean, she gets so nervous.

672
00:33:02.734 --> 00:33:04.867
But I can assure you, we're
crazy about each other.

673
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:06.233
- Crazy.

674
00:33:06.367 --> 00:33:08.333
- Well, how lovely for you.

675
00:33:10.333 --> 00:33:12.066
I hope to see you
tomorrow at brunch, Chad.

676
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:13.066
- It's Chris.

677
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.533
- You bet.
- Okie dokie.

678
00:33:15.667 --> 00:33:17.266
- Wow, you really jumped
into that one, huh?

679
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:19.100
- Well, I figure we gotta
make it real, you know?

680
00:33:19.233 --> 00:33:20.200
- Yeah, it was real.

681
00:33:21.433 --> 00:33:23.166
12 o'clock, 12 o'clock.

682
00:33:23.300 --> 00:33:26.000
Mrs. Yarrow, you remember
Chris Lilyhammer.

683
00:33:26.133 --> 00:33:29.934
Chris, this is Mrs. Yarrow, a
real pillar of our community.

684
00:33:30.066 --> 00:33:32.166
- Oh, the pleasure's
all mine, then.

685
00:33:32.300 --> 00:33:36.433
- Now I remember,
you're such a nice boy.

686
00:33:36.567 --> 00:33:39.433
Now, where did your
parents end up?

687
00:33:39.567 --> 00:33:41.467
- They retired to
Costa Rica, actually.

688
00:33:41.600 --> 00:33:44.367
- Oh, how tropical.

689
00:33:44.500 --> 00:33:46.266
Will I be seeing the both of you

690
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:49.066
at the Lane brunch tomorrow?

691
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:52.133
We can catch up then, and
I'll be making my mimosas.

692
00:33:52.266 --> 00:33:53.900
- Oh, you know, I
don't think that will-

693
00:33:54.033 --> 00:33:55.767
- Brunch? We love brunch.

694
00:33:55.900 --> 00:33:58.066
- Love brunch.

695
00:33:58.200 --> 00:33:59.734
- Oh, then I'll
look forward to it.

696
00:33:59.867 --> 00:34:00.900
- Of course.

697
00:34:01.934 --> 00:34:02.834
Have a nice day, Mrs. Yarrow.

698
00:34:02.967 --> 00:34:04.633
- Oh, you, too.

699
00:34:04.767 --> 00:34:05.767
- Take care.

700
00:34:06.900 --> 00:34:07.867
Brunch? Fun!

701
00:34:11.567 --> 00:34:12.533
How did I do?

702
00:34:13.934 --> 00:34:17.033
- You kind of knocked
everyone off of their feet.

703
00:34:17.166 --> 00:34:18.567
Including me.

704
00:34:18.700 --> 00:34:20.467
You know, it was good, it was
decent, it was a great effort.

705
00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:22.467
- Yeah, well, anything
for my pookie.

706
00:34:23.367 --> 00:34:25.133
Plus I love a good mimosa, so.

707
00:34:25.266 --> 00:34:27.266
- What are you even doing here?

708
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:29.567
- Small town, seasonal market.

709
00:34:29.700 --> 00:34:31.867
I was being picturesque.

710
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:33.400
- You were being picturesque?

711
00:34:33.533 --> 00:34:37.266
- You know, picturesque.
And charming, handsome.

712
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.467
- And extremely modest.

713
00:34:39.600 --> 00:34:41.500
- And you're what, just
stocking up on your flour?

714
00:34:41.633 --> 00:34:44.800
- Ah, no.
- You got a big papier-mache

715
00:34:44.934 --> 00:34:45.967
project on the go?

716
00:34:46.100 --> 00:34:47.133
- Oh no, no, no.

717
00:34:50.133 --> 00:34:51.800
I just need to practice
for the upcoming

718
00:34:51.934 --> 00:34:54.133
town baking competition.

719
00:34:54.266 --> 00:34:55.367
- Really?

720
00:34:55.500 --> 00:34:58.033
- Yeah, I really wish
I was joking, but yeah.

721
00:34:58.166 --> 00:35:00.900
- Well, now who's
being picturesque?

722
00:35:02.500 --> 00:35:04.133
- I believe that would be me.

723
00:35:04.266 --> 00:35:07.567
- Well, maybe I could stop
by this baking contest.

724
00:35:07.700 --> 00:35:08.600
- Really?

725
00:35:08.734 --> 00:35:09.600
- Maybe pick up a thing or two.

726
00:35:09.734 --> 00:35:10.967
- Do you bake?

727
00:35:11.100 --> 00:35:13.100
- No, not at all. That's why
I can pick up a thing or two.

728
00:35:13.233 --> 00:35:14.200
- Okay.

729
00:35:16.700 --> 00:35:17.700
Do you need a lift?

730
00:35:18.600 --> 00:35:20.100
- I'm happy to walk.

731
00:35:20.233 --> 00:35:22.066
Got a few appointments.
- Okay.

732
00:35:23.233 --> 00:35:25.367
- But I guess I'll
be seeing you around.

733
00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:27.767
Darling.

734
00:35:29.066 --> 00:35:31.533
(happy music)

735
00:35:37.834 --> 00:35:39.300
- [Photographer] Can
you touch your hair?

736
00:35:39.433 --> 00:35:40.767
Maybe, that's it.

737
00:35:42.100 --> 00:35:44.734
(phone ringing)

738
00:35:49.300 --> 00:35:52.233
- Hello?
- Jane, how's it going?

739
00:35:52.367 --> 00:35:53.700
- Is this a pity call?

740
00:35:53.834 --> 00:35:57.066
- No. Okay, yes,
was it that obvious?

741
00:35:57.200 --> 00:35:59.066
- You're that obvious.

742
00:36:00.367 --> 00:36:01.867
I'm doing fine.

743
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:03.166
- And your long con?

744
00:36:04.266 --> 00:36:07.367
- It's growing longer.
- Jane!

745
00:36:07.500 --> 00:36:08.734
- I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know.

746
00:36:08.867 --> 00:36:10.600
I really don't know
what's happening.

747
00:36:10.734 --> 00:36:13.600
I panicked, he's
being picturesque.

748
00:36:13.734 --> 00:36:16.266
- Don't tell me that
you're starting to like

749
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:18.233
like this guy or something.

750
00:36:18.367 --> 00:36:21.433
- No, no, no, no,
just for one holiday,

751
00:36:21.567 --> 00:36:25.166
I would like to not be the
aging spinster of Spruce Street,

752
00:36:25.300 --> 00:36:28.000
neighborhood children
cautionary tale.

753
00:36:28.133 --> 00:36:30.066
It's getting very old.
- Uh huh.

754
00:36:32.233 --> 00:36:33.667
- It's Chris Lilyhammer.

755
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:36.834
We used to watch him burn
ants with a magnifying glass.

756
00:36:38.266 --> 00:36:40.133
I can't take him seriously
as a romantic option.

757
00:36:40.266 --> 00:36:41.133
I just can't.

758
00:36:41.266 --> 00:36:42.433
- If you say so.

759
00:36:44.600 --> 00:36:46.133
- Don't look at me like that.

760
00:36:46.266 --> 00:36:47.333
- How do you know how
I'm looking at you?

761
00:36:47.467 --> 00:36:49.166
- I know all your looks
through intonation.

762
00:36:49.300 --> 00:36:52.066
- Well, I mean, it's a
little twisted, sister.

763
00:36:53.734 --> 00:36:54.834
- I know you're right.

764
00:36:54.967 --> 00:36:57.934
Well, you know what?
It's not forever.

765
00:36:58.066 --> 00:36:59.367
It's just for the week.

766
00:36:59.500 --> 00:37:01.600
- And when they ask about
him after this week?

767
00:37:03.066 --> 00:37:06.133
- I'll break up with him on
social media or something.

768
00:37:06.266 --> 00:37:08.567
- Ah, a modern Machiavelli.

769
00:37:08.700 --> 00:37:09.734
- Shut up.

770
00:37:10.934 --> 00:37:12.033
Thanks for calling.

771
00:37:12.166 --> 00:37:13.200
- Any time, peanut.

772
00:37:19.033 --> 00:37:21.000
- It's not that twisted.

773
00:37:22.133 --> 00:37:25.333
(knocking on the door)

774
00:37:29.300 --> 00:37:30.300
- Hello.

775
00:37:30.433 --> 00:37:32.033
- Someone very wise once said

776
00:37:32.166 --> 00:37:33.834
you should never
put off learning.

777
00:37:33.967 --> 00:37:35.333
- Oh yeah? Who said that?

778
00:37:35.467 --> 00:37:36.700
- Me. Just now.

779
00:37:36.834 --> 00:37:37.800
- Oh.

780
00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:40.400
- So do you feel
like baking a pie?

781
00:37:40.533 --> 00:37:42.734
- You know, I've never had
this feeling before, but.

782
00:37:44.300 --> 00:37:45.266
- You're into it.

783
00:37:50.500 --> 00:37:52.133
- No, gentle.
- Okay.

784
00:37:54.300 --> 00:37:55.967
- You must have been
great with horses.

785
00:37:56.100 --> 00:37:57.066
- What?

786
00:37:58.433 --> 00:38:01.300
- Well, you know, your
whole gentle approach.

787
00:38:02.700 --> 00:38:04.967
- I really wouldn't know
anything about that.

788
00:38:05.100 --> 00:38:06.400
The closest I've ever
gotten to a stable

789
00:38:06.533 --> 00:38:08.667
was when a mystery
took Nancy Drew there.

790
00:38:10.200 --> 00:38:12.600
- You better not be
knocking my girl Nancy.

791
00:38:12.734 --> 00:38:13.834
Those books are cool.

792
00:38:13.967 --> 00:38:15.633
- You have not read a
single Nancy Drew book.

793
00:38:15.767 --> 00:38:18.500
- I have three sisters, okay?

794
00:38:18.633 --> 00:38:20.967
Nancy gets chloroformed
a lot for a kid.

795
00:38:21.100 --> 00:38:22.166
Can't be good for her.

796
00:38:23.133 --> 00:38:24.200
- Yeah, you read them.

797
00:38:25.100 --> 00:38:29.033
- Okay, so yeah, what next?

798
00:38:29.166 --> 00:38:31.300
- Now we roll.
- Okay.

799
00:38:33.867 --> 00:38:35.033
- And more flour, right.

800
00:38:38.533 --> 00:38:39.767
- Ready to roll?

801
00:38:39.900 --> 00:38:41.433
- Sure.
- Knock yourself out.

802
00:38:43.967 --> 00:38:46.400
- Hey, you know what, why
don't you give me a try?

803
00:38:46.533 --> 00:38:47.633
- Show you how to roll?

804
00:38:49.233 --> 00:38:51.567
All right, step aside, rookie.

805
00:38:56.934 --> 00:38:58.166
- Okay, I see, so.

806
00:39:01.233 --> 00:39:02.533
Yeah.

807
00:39:02.667 --> 00:39:03.567
- You in?

808
00:39:03.700 --> 00:39:04.567
- Okay, that's nice.

809
00:39:04.700 --> 00:39:06.200
- Is it? Is it working for you?

810
00:39:07.867 --> 00:39:10.066
(laughing)

811
00:39:11.900 --> 00:39:14.633
You want to do it properly?
- Okay.

812
00:39:16.567 --> 00:39:18.533
- Okay, so I just-
- Wow.

813
00:39:19.734 --> 00:39:20.934
- Go ahead.

814
00:39:22.567 --> 00:39:23.633
You learn pretty quickly.

815
00:39:23.767 --> 00:39:25.834
- Well,, I had a
pretty good teacher.

816
00:39:27.700 --> 00:39:28.667
- Thanks.

817
00:39:30.066 --> 00:39:32.133
So I was talking to
my friend Daria today.

818
00:39:33.533 --> 00:39:37.300
And she thinks what we're
doing is ridiculous.

819
00:39:37.433 --> 00:39:39.533
- Mm-hm?
- Mm-hm.

820
00:39:39.667 --> 00:39:41.834
- What exactly is it
that we are doing?

821
00:39:41.967 --> 00:39:43.400
- I don't know,
pretending to go out

822
00:39:43.533 --> 00:39:47.900
to get my parents off our
backs, my back, I mean.

823
00:39:49.100 --> 00:39:50.433
- Well, it would
only be ridiculous

824
00:39:50.567 --> 00:39:52.400
if you quietly fell in love
with me throughout the process.

825
00:39:53.500 --> 00:39:54.367
I mean, I don't
see that happening.

826
00:39:54.500 --> 00:39:56.500
- I do not see that happening.

827
00:39:58.100 --> 00:39:59.500
This lane is closed.

828
00:40:00.767 --> 00:40:01.734
- I see what you did there.

829
00:40:04.700 --> 00:40:06.033
- I'm still kind of
compartmentalizing

830
00:40:06.166 --> 00:40:08.533
that science fair incident.

831
00:40:08.667 --> 00:40:11.633
- I dumped fruit punch
on you 20 years ago.

832
00:40:11.767 --> 00:40:13.133
Okay, you gotta get past that.

833
00:40:13.266 --> 00:40:15.533
No one even calls you
Pinky Lane anymore.

834
00:40:15.667 --> 00:40:18.000
- You did. Yesterday.

835
00:40:18.133 --> 00:40:19.967
- Yeah, yeah I did.

836
00:40:20.100 --> 00:40:22.900
- What?
- Okay, I'm sorry.

837
00:40:23.033 --> 00:40:24.000
- Really, I'm sorry.

838
00:40:24.934 --> 00:40:26.333
But I was just a kid, all right?

839
00:40:26.467 --> 00:40:29.000
And I would never leave you
in a clutch like that again.

840
00:40:30.433 --> 00:40:31.467
- I don't know that.

841
00:40:33.233 --> 00:40:34.200
I don't trust you.

842
00:40:36.767 --> 00:40:39.500
- Okay, well, okay,
how about this?

843
00:40:40.734 --> 00:40:43.333
In the interim, you
just fake trust me.

844
00:40:47.266 --> 00:40:49.967
You know, 'cause I would
feel really fake bad

845
00:40:50.100 --> 00:40:51.133
if you hurt you again.

846
00:40:52.633 --> 00:40:53.767
So would your fake boyfriend.

847
00:40:55.266 --> 00:40:58.300
- That's completely
circumstantial.

848
00:40:58.433 --> 00:41:00.934
- I think the word that you're
looking for is convenient.

849
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.967
- I wanted to fake date
you so I wouldn't have to

850
00:41:08.100 --> 00:41:12.967
real date you.
(bell dings)

851
00:41:13.600 --> 00:41:14.700
The pie is done.

852
00:41:14.834 --> 00:41:17.900
(bouncy piano music)

853
00:41:22.700 --> 00:41:24.700
- It looks amazing.
- Yeah, it does.

854
00:41:27.200 --> 00:41:28.200
- [Chris] We make
a pretty good team.

855
00:41:29.934 --> 00:41:31.600
- That one was really smooth.

856
00:41:31.734 --> 00:41:33.066
- It seemed a great
time to have a liar.

857
00:41:33.200 --> 00:41:36.333
- Oh my God! You really are
dating Chris Lilyhammer.

858
00:41:36.467 --> 00:41:38.667
- Greg? What are you doing here?

859
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:39.900
- Some greeting.

860
00:41:40.033 --> 00:41:42.333
- Sorry, you just
took me by surprise.

861
00:41:42.467 --> 00:41:43.967
- I was in the neighborhood.

862
00:41:44.100 --> 00:41:45.967
Angela told me you said
you'd be baking all day.

863
00:41:46.100 --> 00:41:47.467
I thought I'd drop by.

864
00:41:47.600 --> 00:41:48.700
She told me about this, too,

865
00:41:48.834 --> 00:41:50.166
but I was sure she
had to be wrong.

866
00:41:50.300 --> 00:41:54.233
- Greg, can I have a word
outside with you for a minute?

867
00:41:54.367 --> 00:41:55.333
- Mm-hm.

868
00:41:58.333 --> 00:42:01.333
(inquisitive music)

869
00:42:02.867 --> 00:42:05.266
Oh all the people to date, him?

870
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:07.266
- Uh, what is wrong with Chris?

871
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:08.533
He was your friend first.

872
00:42:08.667 --> 00:42:10.300
- And he was supposed
to be your nemesis.

873
00:42:10.433 --> 00:42:13.133
- So, things can change.

874
00:42:13.266 --> 00:42:14.367
- This doesn't
have anything to do

875
00:42:14.500 --> 00:42:16.233
with Mom throwing
him at you, does it?

876
00:42:16.367 --> 00:42:18.433
- What? No, of course not.

877
00:42:18.567 --> 00:42:21.700
Why do you even care, anyway?

878
00:42:21.834 --> 00:42:23.867
I thought you'd be thrilled
that I'm seeing someone.

879
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:26.233
Just check off plus one
on the wedding invitation.

880
00:42:26.367 --> 00:42:28.633
- Yeah, something
doesn't add up here.

881
00:42:28.767 --> 00:42:31.233
And I'd much rather
have you no plus one

882
00:42:31.367 --> 00:42:33.033
than pay for your
phony plus one.

883
00:42:33.166 --> 00:42:35.900
- There is nothing
phony going on here.

884
00:42:36.033 --> 00:42:38.300
- Sure.
- Honestly.

885
00:42:38.433 --> 00:42:41.333
- We, we are crazy
about each other.

886
00:42:41.467 --> 00:42:45.433
Mm-hm, yeah, you will
see tomorrow at brunch.

887
00:42:45.567 --> 00:42:47.266
- Everything okay out here?

888
00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:49.367
- Oh, it's fine.

889
00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:51.900
I suppose I'll see you tomorrow.

890
00:42:59.467 --> 00:43:01.400
- You're gonna have to
bring your A game tomorrow.

891
00:43:05.100 --> 00:43:09.266
- Ah, and the Great Big
Boyfriend Caper continues.

892
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:12.767
Brought to you by Zappos,
chewing tobacco for children.

893
00:43:12.900 --> 00:43:14.800
If you wanna be a real
Chew-Chew-Charlie,

894
00:43:14.934 --> 00:43:16.900
hitch your train
to this caboose.

895
00:43:17.033 --> 00:43:18.633
- Wow, you are really
enjoying yourself.

896
00:43:18.767 --> 00:43:20.767
- Me? No, not at all.

897
00:43:20.900 --> 00:43:22.333
Also, Zappos Turtle Wax.

898
00:43:22.467 --> 00:43:23.600
Get the shell out of here lady.

899
00:43:23.734 --> 00:43:24.800
- Wrap it up.
- Okay.

900
00:43:28.333 --> 00:43:29.233
- Can I have a snuggle snuggle?

901
00:43:29.367 --> 00:43:30.400
- Snuggle, you're too-
- You're the cutest thing

902
00:43:30.533 --> 00:43:32.333
in the whole wide world.
- I know I am.

903
00:43:32.467 --> 00:43:33.467
- I love you so much.

904
00:43:33.600 --> 00:43:34.500
- Thank you for calling
me cute every day.

905
00:43:34.633 --> 00:43:35.800
- Every single day.

906
00:43:35.934 --> 00:43:37.900
- And that's what I want
you to do in our marriage.

907
00:43:39.467 --> 00:43:40.533
- Oh, Jane.

908
00:43:40.667 --> 00:43:42.900
- Excuse me for one second.
- Okay.

909
00:43:43.033 --> 00:43:44.834
- Would you like to
try some of my quiche?

910
00:43:44.967 --> 00:43:48.066
- Oh, I would love to
try some of your quiche.

911
00:43:48.200 --> 00:43:50.600
- [Angela] Thank you.

912
00:43:50.734 --> 00:43:52.300
- [Mrs. Yarrow] Looks delicious.

913
00:43:53.200 --> 00:43:55.100
- I hope you like it.

914
00:43:55.233 --> 00:43:58.967
- Oh, Jane! And Chris,
nice to see you again.

915
00:43:59.100 --> 00:44:01.300
- Remember, he's
Jane's new boyfriend.

916
00:44:01.433 --> 00:44:04.200
- That's right. Thanks
so much for having me.

917
00:44:04.333 --> 00:44:06.700
- I just knew the two
of you would hit it off.

918
00:44:06.834 --> 00:44:08.066
And you brought a pie?

919
00:44:08.200 --> 00:44:10.400
- We sure did. We
brought it for the host.

920
00:44:10.533 --> 00:44:12.233
- How thoughtful.
I'll take that.

921
00:44:14.133 --> 00:44:15.700
- I'm just gonna
help Greg with that.

922
00:44:17.066 --> 00:44:18.467
- Chris Lilyhammer.

923
00:44:19.867 --> 00:44:21.600
You know, it's like
something out of a story.

924
00:44:21.734 --> 00:44:24.100
Maybe it's true what
they say about kids

925
00:44:24.233 --> 00:44:26.533
who pick on each other
on the playground.

926
00:44:26.667 --> 00:44:28.066
- It is, Mom.

927
00:44:28.200 --> 00:44:29.433
- Hey, Greggie?
- Yeah?

928
00:44:29.567 --> 00:44:30.467
- Where are you going
with that pie, bud?

929
00:44:30.600 --> 00:44:31.667
- Oh, I was just putting it, um,

930
00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:33.567
put it on the table,
yeah just there.

931
00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:38.000
- Enjoy.

932
00:44:40.166 --> 00:44:43.700
- What's going on? What
are you doing with her?

933
00:44:43.834 --> 00:44:47.200
- Quiche Lorraine,
isn't it glamorous?

934
00:44:47.333 --> 00:44:48.667
- Hello, Mrs. Yarrow.

935
00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:53.567
- Hello. Now, I just saw Chris
over at the buffet table.

936
00:44:54.467 --> 00:44:55.834
You two make an adorable couple.

937
00:44:55.967 --> 00:44:58.033
- Thank you very
much, Mrs. Yarrow.

938
00:44:58.166 --> 00:45:00.333
- And to think you knew
each other for years.

939
00:45:00.467 --> 00:45:04.166
Now, when did you realize
that things were special

940
00:45:04.300 --> 00:45:05.300
between you two?

941
00:45:06.600 --> 00:45:08.133
- Oh, it was, I was, I was, uh-

942
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:12.934
- It was kindergarten.

943
00:45:13.066 --> 00:45:14.133
- Mm-hm.

944
00:45:14.266 --> 00:45:15.667
- Yeah, Jane came in
with a melted typewriter

945
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.233
for show and tell.

946
00:45:17.367 --> 00:45:18.500
And I just thought
to myself, I mean,

947
00:45:18.633 --> 00:45:20.333
clearly, that's the
girl for me, right?

948
00:45:21.400 --> 00:45:22.266
- You did not.

949
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:23.767
- No, it's true.

950
00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:25.800
Yeah, I just thought you
were so strange and cool.

951
00:45:25.934 --> 00:45:26.900
And then I lost her.

952
00:45:28.133 --> 00:45:30.100
And it's probably
my biggest regret.

953
00:45:30.233 --> 00:45:31.600
But now I've found her.

954
00:45:31.734 --> 00:45:34.467
And I gotta say, I feel like
the luckiest guy in the world.

955
00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:36.700
- Oh, how romantic.

956
00:45:36.834 --> 00:45:41.800
- Yeah, it's Chris. It's
tender and full of yearning.

957
00:45:42.567 --> 00:45:44.233
I cannot get enough.

958
00:45:44.367 --> 00:45:45.500
- [Chris] No, she can't.

959
00:45:45.633 --> 00:45:47.200
- It's great.

960
00:45:47.333 --> 00:45:49.400
- Jane, oh, bisou! Bisou!

961
00:45:52.100 --> 00:45:53.500
I'm so glad you came!

962
00:45:53.633 --> 00:45:54.900
Have you tried the
Quiche Lorraine?

963
00:45:55.033 --> 00:45:57.133
- No.
- Oh, it is to die for.

964
00:45:57.266 --> 00:45:59.700
- Honestly, Angela,
kudos to the chef.

965
00:45:59.834 --> 00:46:03.200
And we had better see you
compete at tomorrow's bake-off.

966
00:46:03.333 --> 00:46:04.767
- Oh, I wouldn't miss it.

967
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.600
- I want you to meet
a couple of people.

968
00:46:07.734 --> 00:46:09.266
- Jane, you naughty girl.

969
00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.867
You were hiding
your beau from us.

970
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:13.300
Please, tell me how you met.

971
00:46:13.433 --> 00:46:14.367
- Oh, you didn't hear?

972
00:46:14.500 --> 00:46:15.867
It was at the zoo.

973
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:18.767
He was trapped in a cage
and I just busted him out.

974
00:46:23.133 --> 00:46:25.867
- I will never understand
that wild wit of yours.

975
00:46:29.667 --> 00:46:30.533
- The zoo?

976
00:46:30.667 --> 00:46:31.800
- Sorry, I panicked.

977
00:46:31.934 --> 00:46:33.266
- But this is your
little plan, okay?

978
00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:34.633
I mean, sometimes I feel like

979
00:46:34.767 --> 00:46:36.200
I'm the only one who's
committed to this relationship.

980
00:46:36.333 --> 00:46:37.533
- Oh, I'm sorry,
which relationship?

981
00:46:37.667 --> 00:46:38.867
The one that we just
made up? The fake one?

982
00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:39.900
- Yeah, the fake one.
- What did you just say?

983
00:46:40.033 --> 00:46:41.700
- Nothing.

984
00:46:41.834 --> 00:46:44.367
- Jane has a very creative
relationship with the truth,

985
00:46:44.500 --> 00:46:45.600
don't you agree?

986
00:46:45.734 --> 00:46:47.433
- Well, she's a very
talented young woman.

987
00:46:47.567 --> 00:46:49.133
- Oh, that's a funny
way of saying disaster.

988
00:46:49.266 --> 00:46:50.567
- Greg, do not start.

989
00:46:50.700 --> 00:46:51.800
- I'm just saying, you're
a complete disaster.

990
00:46:51.934 --> 00:46:53.734
- Well, disaster is a
pretty subjective term,

991
00:46:53.867 --> 00:46:54.767
don't you think?

992
00:46:54.900 --> 00:46:56.033
- Well, I-

993
00:46:56.166 --> 00:46:57.333
- I mean, what's the old adage?

994
00:46:57.467 --> 00:46:59.400
Surgery looks like
murder halfway through?

995
00:46:59.533 --> 00:47:01.400
- Where are you going with this?

996
00:47:01.533 --> 00:47:03.500
- Don't knock an
unfinished product.

997
00:47:03.633 --> 00:47:08.266
I mean, all of the genius
ingredients are right here.

998
00:47:09.767 --> 00:47:10.867
- Yeah.

999
00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:13.500
- Yeah, well, that's
a mixed metaphor, so.

1000
00:47:17.133 --> 00:47:18.133
- Bye, Greg.

1001
00:47:19.333 --> 00:47:20.967
He's still a bit of a dork, huh?

1002
00:47:21.100 --> 00:47:21.967
- Yes.

1003
00:47:22.100 --> 00:47:22.967
- You have to try this.

1004
00:47:23.100 --> 00:47:24.166
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm full.

1005
00:47:24.300 --> 00:47:25.667
- You haven't even-
- I'm full, I'm full.

1006
00:47:25.800 --> 00:47:26.967
- My tummy is so full, baby,
I can't have another bite.

1007
00:47:27.100 --> 00:47:28.200
- Okay.

1008
00:47:28.333 --> 00:47:29.400
- Dad, have you
tried the quiche?

1009
00:47:29.533 --> 00:47:31.333
- Uh, she's saving
me some crust.

1010
00:47:31.467 --> 00:47:34.633
- Your family really seems-
- Invasive?

1011
00:47:34.767 --> 00:47:37.834
- I was gonna say that they
really seem to love you.

1012
00:47:37.967 --> 00:47:39.500
- Really, even Greg?

1013
00:47:40.934 --> 00:47:43.400
- I'm sure Greggie boy
loves you in his own way.

1014
00:47:43.533 --> 00:47:44.867
I mean, you're very lovable.

1015
00:47:46.266 --> 00:47:48.934
- It's just us right now, Chris,
you don't need to pretend.

1016
00:47:49.066 --> 00:47:50.467
- Who's pretending?

1017
00:47:50.600 --> 00:47:52.300
Oh, why, thank you.

1018
00:47:55.934 --> 00:47:56.900
Thank you, miss.

1019
00:47:58.467 --> 00:48:02.934
I mean, really, I've never
had a better fake girlfriend.

1020
00:48:03.066 --> 00:48:05.000
- Gee, thanks.

1021
00:48:12.367 --> 00:48:15.266
(sentimental music)

1022
00:48:19.734 --> 00:48:22.500
- [Eloise] Oh, Jane,
Jane, Jane, Jane Jane.

1023
00:48:22.633 --> 00:48:23.500
- Hi.

1024
00:48:23.633 --> 00:48:24.900
- Yeah, hi.

1025
00:48:26.100 --> 00:48:27.133
- Is everything okay?

1026
00:48:27.266 --> 00:48:29.100
- Could you come
with me for a moment?

1027
00:48:30.066 --> 00:48:31.367
- I'm a little scared.

1028
00:48:31.500 --> 00:48:35.166
- Don't be scared. You
look beautiful, by the way.

1029
00:48:35.300 --> 00:48:36.667
Follow me.
- Okay.

1030
00:48:38.767 --> 00:48:42.367
(gentle, romantic piano music)

1031
00:48:42.500 --> 00:48:43.500
- Have a great night.

1032
00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:57.867
- Huh?
- Ah.

1033
00:49:01.133 --> 00:49:02.734
- What is all this?

1034
00:49:02.867 --> 00:49:05.133
- I just wanted to surprise you.

1035
00:49:05.266 --> 00:49:07.367
- I'm surprised.

1036
00:49:07.500 --> 00:49:11.200
- Also, I wanted to-
- What?

1037
00:49:11.333 --> 00:49:12.700
- You know what, that can wait.

1038
00:49:12.834 --> 00:49:14.266
Why don't you take a seat, eh?

1039
00:49:18.500 --> 00:49:20.667
- Okay.
- I made everything myself.

1040
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:23.333
- Oh, wow.
- Like an adult man.

1041
00:49:26.533 --> 00:49:29.100
- Wow, this is amazing.
- Thank you.

1042
00:49:29.233 --> 00:49:30.266
- You sure know how
to commit to a bit.

1043
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:31.567
- Yeah, what?

1044
00:49:31.700 --> 00:49:33.133
Oh, hey, what you doing there?

1045
00:49:33.266 --> 00:49:34.734
- Social media. This
is a great idea.

1046
00:49:34.867 --> 00:49:37.233
This really adds this whole
air of authenticity, you know?

1047
00:49:37.367 --> 00:49:38.433
- Well, that's the idea.

1048
00:49:38.567 --> 00:49:39.633
- Yeah, let's get
some glasses in there.

1049
00:49:39.767 --> 00:49:41.633
You know, that's really cute.

1050
00:49:41.767 --> 00:49:42.633
(glasses clinking)

1051
00:49:42.767 --> 00:49:44.133
- Oh, it looks so real.
- Mmm.

1052
00:49:49.900 --> 00:49:51.200
- This is good.
- Yeah.

1053
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:54.300
- What is this?

1054
00:49:54.433 --> 00:49:55.834
- Ravioli from scratch.

1055
00:49:55.967 --> 00:49:58.033
You wouldn't know it, but
I'm full-blooded Sicilian.

1056
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:02.066
- This is beautiful.

1057
00:50:02.200 --> 00:50:03.166
- Thanks.

1058
00:50:07.333 --> 00:50:09.166
All right, shall we?

1059
00:50:09.300 --> 00:50:11.233
Oh yeah, that's
probably a good idea.

1060
00:50:11.367 --> 00:50:13.600
- That's the last
of the good ideas.

1061
00:50:13.734 --> 00:50:15.433
- Do you know what I
can't stop thinking about?

1062
00:50:15.567 --> 00:50:16.934
- What's that?

1063
00:50:17.066 --> 00:50:19.567
- That story that
you told at brunch.

1064
00:50:19.700 --> 00:50:21.300
The attention to detail.

1065
00:50:21.433 --> 00:50:24.433
I mean, you are
really good at this.

1066
00:50:24.567 --> 00:50:25.633
- That's because
it's a true story.

1067
00:50:25.767 --> 00:50:26.934
- No, I know, I know, but like,

1068
00:50:27.066 --> 00:50:29.033
the way you made it so romantic.

1069
00:50:29.166 --> 00:50:30.400
- Ah, it's just a true story.

1070
00:50:30.533 --> 00:50:31.867
- That's what I'm saying.

1071
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:33.333
Like you practically made
me believe it, it was-

1072
00:50:33.467 --> 00:50:34.600
- Jane, you're not
really getting this.

1073
00:50:34.734 --> 00:50:36.700
Okay, the reason that it
sounds like a true story

1074
00:50:36.834 --> 00:50:39.133
is because it is a true story.

1075
00:50:42.533 --> 00:50:43.734
- Oh.

1076
00:50:43.867 --> 00:50:44.834
- Come on.

1077
00:50:46.633 --> 00:50:49.333
I like you, Jane.
I've always liked you.

1078
00:50:50.500 --> 00:50:51.467
- Oh.

1079
00:50:53.600 --> 00:50:56.133
- Is that all you
have to say to that?

1080
00:50:56.266 --> 00:50:58.633
- I, I, I don't, I
don't, I don't know yet.

1081
00:50:58.767 --> 00:50:59.834
- Okay, I just
thought, you know,

1082
00:50:59.967 --> 00:51:00.900
these past couple
days, I really thought

1083
00:51:01.033 --> 00:51:02.200
that there was something there,

1084
00:51:02.333 --> 00:51:03.667
and I thought that
you felt it, too.

1085
00:51:03.800 --> 00:51:05.233
- I, uh-
- But, you know,

1086
00:51:05.367 --> 00:51:07.433
maybe you didn't
and I completely
misread the situation,

1087
00:51:07.567 --> 00:51:08.834
and then I'm making
everything awkward

1088
00:51:08.967 --> 00:51:09.834
and I'm an idiot.

1089
00:51:09.967 --> 00:51:11.100
- No, you're not an idiot.

1090
00:51:13.200 --> 00:51:15.433
I just,

1091
00:51:15.567 --> 00:51:17.467
I just didn't really
see this coming.

1092
00:51:17.600 --> 00:51:18.734
- Well, you know,
that can happen

1093
00:51:18.867 --> 00:51:20.066
when you build walls
up around yourself.

1094
00:51:22.266 --> 00:51:24.600
- I don't build walls
up around myself.

1095
00:51:24.734 --> 00:51:27.400
- Yeah, you do, though.

1096
00:51:29.900 --> 00:51:31.533
- So why do you like me, then?

1097
00:51:31.667 --> 00:51:32.867
Sounds like an
awful lot of work.

1098
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:37.100
- (laughs) Yeah,
it's been worth it.

1099
00:51:37.233 --> 00:51:41.000
You know, if maybe
you'd consider,

1100
00:51:41.133 --> 00:51:43.000
you know, going out
with me some time.

1101
00:51:44.033 --> 00:51:45.000
For real.

1102
00:51:53.867 --> 00:51:56.633
- The baking
competition is tomorrow.

1103
00:51:56.767 --> 00:51:58.734
- Okay.
- I need a partner.

1104
00:51:58.867 --> 00:52:00.900
- Oh no, come, no, no, no, no,

1105
00:52:01.033 --> 00:52:02.266
you don't want me as
your baking partner.

1106
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:03.934
Come on, you've
seen me in action.

1107
00:52:05.633 --> 00:52:08.166
- Yeah.
- Well, I was pretty good.

1108
00:52:10.900 --> 00:52:13.166
- So let's just
go together, then.

1109
00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:16.333
- Okay.

1110
00:52:16.467 --> 00:52:17.433
- For real.

1111
00:52:20.266 --> 00:52:21.567
- I'd like that.

1112
00:52:23.633 --> 00:52:25.166
Okay, well, I mean,

1113
00:52:26.500 --> 00:52:28.734
at least I know that
if I'm there with you,

1114
00:52:28.867 --> 00:52:30.500
we're taking the top prize.

1115
00:52:34.233 --> 00:52:35.533
'Cause we're gonna
snatch up that trophy

1116
00:52:35.667 --> 00:52:36.800
like a pair of hot dice.

1117
00:52:36.934 --> 00:52:38.033
Stop beating the bricks
like they owe us money.

1118
00:52:38.166 --> 00:52:39.266
We'll make it to Chicago in time

1119
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:40.400
to see ourselves on
the evening news.

1120
00:52:40.533 --> 00:52:42.633
It'll be Pinky Jane Lane

1121
00:52:42.767 --> 00:52:44.367
and Chris Lilyhammer

1122
00:52:44.500 --> 00:52:47.233
in the Great Pie Caper.

1123
00:52:48.900 --> 00:52:50.166
- I'm kind of starting
to regret this.

1124
00:52:50.300 --> 00:52:52.567
- I completely understand.

1125
00:52:52.700 --> 00:52:54.667
(laughing)

1126
00:53:00.233 --> 00:53:02.767
(quirky music)

1127
00:53:05.567 --> 00:53:08.800
(knocking on the door)

1128
00:53:30.066 --> 00:53:32.633
- Chris? Are you in there?

1129
00:53:46.867 --> 00:53:49.567
- Oh, Mrs. Yarrow,
where's Eloise?

1130
00:53:49.700 --> 00:53:53.066
- Oh, she's taking
my place as the judge

1131
00:53:53.200 --> 00:53:55.166
at the bake-off this year.

1132
00:53:55.300 --> 00:53:57.734
I have a bit of a funny tummy.

1133
00:53:57.867 --> 00:54:00.100
- Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

1134
00:54:00.233 --> 00:54:01.633
- Yeah, you didn't
happen to have

1135
00:54:01.767 --> 00:54:04.133
any of that quiche, did you?

1136
00:54:04.266 --> 00:54:06.967
- Oh, I, I do not recall.

1137
00:54:07.100 --> 00:54:08.367
- Oh, you would.

1138
00:54:08.500 --> 00:54:12.300
- But I do remember you
said it was fantastic.

1139
00:54:12.433 --> 00:54:14.100
- Oh, did I?

1140
00:54:16.500 --> 00:54:17.633
- Have you seen
Chris by any chance?

1141
00:54:17.767 --> 00:54:19.133
Did he go by somewhere?

1142
00:54:19.266 --> 00:54:20.834
Dining room, maybe.

1143
00:54:20.967 --> 00:54:25.066
- No, I haven't seen him,
but I just started my shift.

1144
00:54:26.734 --> 00:54:28.567
Did you two have any plans?

1145
00:54:28.700 --> 00:54:30.400
- We did, yes.

1146
00:54:31.567 --> 00:54:32.500
Oh, maybe he thought
he was meeting me

1147
00:54:32.633 --> 00:54:34.166
at the competition hall.

1148
00:54:34.300 --> 00:54:36.233
- That must be what happened.

1149
00:54:36.367 --> 00:54:37.734
- You know what, if you see him,

1150
00:54:37.867 --> 00:54:40.166
could you please tell him that
I'm going to go and meet him

1151
00:54:40.300 --> 00:54:41.700
at the competition
hall right now.

1152
00:54:41.834 --> 00:54:42.800
- Mm-hm.

1153
00:54:43.834 --> 00:54:44.767
- Yeah, okay.

1154
00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:46.533
- Say, "Bees."
- Bees.

1155
00:54:48.367 --> 00:54:50.867
- Okay, you be sure to send
that to me, okay, Mary?

1156
00:55:00.333 --> 00:55:02.900
(microphone feedback squealing)

1157
00:55:03.033 --> 00:55:05.266
I'd like to thank
everyone for joining us

1158
00:55:05.400 --> 00:55:08.600
in this year's annual
Thanksgiving Bake-off.

1159
00:55:08.734 --> 00:55:09.867
My name is Eloise.

1160
00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:12.567
I'll be your judge
for today's event.

1161
00:55:12.700 --> 00:55:16.367
Mrs. Yarrow had a bit
of a funny tummy today.

1162
00:55:16.500 --> 00:55:18.500
And for those of you asking,

1163
00:55:18.633 --> 00:55:23.600
no, I did not poison her
to take her place. (laughs)

1164
00:55:26.133 --> 00:55:27.834
(crickets chirping)

1165
00:55:27.967 --> 00:55:29.667
Okay, in a few short moments,

1166
00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:31.867
I'll be coming around
to each of your stations

1167
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:34.400
to give you your team numbers.

1168
00:55:34.533 --> 00:55:38.266
Um, just keep chatting
and good luck.

1169
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:42.166
And please, remember
the three B's,

1170
00:55:42.300 --> 00:55:45.300
be safe, be alert,

1171
00:55:45.433 --> 00:55:47.333
and be yourself.

1172
00:55:48.533 --> 00:55:51.500
It's not about winning.
It's about having fun.

1173
00:55:51.633 --> 00:55:54.500
Okay, let the baking
begin, thank you.

1174
00:55:54.633 --> 00:55:57.767
(audience applauding)

1175
00:56:01.066 --> 00:56:04.700
- Oh Janie, Janie!
Sweetie, we're over here.

1176
00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:10.133
- Hey, where's your,
uh, your boyfriend?

1177
00:56:10.266 --> 00:56:12.000
- Hmm, where's your fiancee?

1178
00:56:13.300 --> 00:56:15.000
- Don't mind your brother.

1179
00:56:15.133 --> 00:56:16.266
He's in a nasty mood today

1180
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:18.367
because Angela came
down with a nasty case

1181
00:56:18.500 --> 00:56:20.300
of food poisoning last night.

1182
00:56:20.433 --> 00:56:22.467
- Let me guess, Quiche Lorraine?

1183
00:56:22.600 --> 00:56:25.200
- It could have been anything.

1184
00:56:26.567 --> 00:56:27.967
- So where is Chris?

1185
00:56:28.100 --> 00:56:31.233
- He's running late.
- Running scared, more like.

1186
00:56:31.367 --> 00:56:34.767
- I know, why don't
you the two of you

1187
00:56:34.900 --> 00:56:37.133
set up as a pair
for the contest.

1188
00:56:37.266 --> 00:56:40.266
- What?
- No way, Mom, hard pass.

1189
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:42.600
- But you two used to
love playing restaurant

1190
00:56:42.734 --> 00:56:43.834
when you were little.

1191
00:56:43.967 --> 00:56:45.633
- Yeah, Mom, when I was six.

1192
00:56:45.767 --> 00:56:48.133
- The food was imaginary.
Jane couldn't screw it up.

1193
00:56:48.266 --> 00:56:49.767
- I couldn't screw it up?

1194
00:56:49.900 --> 00:56:50.834
When we were in high school,

1195
00:56:50.967 --> 00:56:52.233
you almost burned down the house

1196
00:56:52.367 --> 00:56:55.667
trying to microwave lasagna
wrapped in tin foil.

1197
00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:56.867
- How was I supposed to know

1198
00:56:57.000 --> 00:56:58.233
you can't put metal
in a microwave?

1199
00:56:58.367 --> 00:57:00.066
- Everybody knows that.
- Everybody knows that.

1200
00:57:00.200 --> 00:57:01.900
- If you knew that and you
didn't say anything, Jane,

1201
00:57:02.033 --> 00:57:03.467
that's your fault,
that's on you.

1202
00:57:03.600 --> 00:57:05.266
- On me, right,
pointing, great, yeah.

1203
00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:06.533
Is this supposed to be teamwork?

1204
00:57:06.667 --> 00:57:11.467
I cannot compete under
these conditions, no.

1205
00:57:12.600 --> 00:57:15.934
- Excuse me, is
everything all right?

1206
00:57:16.066 --> 00:57:17.300
- Oh, everything is fine.

1207
00:57:17.433 --> 00:57:20.633
I will be competing alone today.

1208
00:57:20.767 --> 00:57:21.734
- Me, too.

1209
00:57:23.066 --> 00:57:25.800
- Oh, um, this awkward,

1210
00:57:25.934 --> 00:57:30.900
but we're not allowing single
participants this year.

1211
00:57:31.667 --> 00:57:33.000
Safety regulations.

1212
00:57:33.133 --> 00:57:34.567
- I'm sorry, safety regulations?

1213
00:57:34.700 --> 00:57:35.667
- Yes.

1214
00:57:39.533 --> 00:57:44.500
Mrs. Gellman burned off both
of her eyebrows last year.

1215
00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:47.266
- Oh, I remember. They
never grew back quite right.

1216
00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:48.800
- Exactly.

1217
00:57:48.934 --> 00:57:50.767
And maybe if she'd been
competing in a pair,

1218
00:57:50.900 --> 00:57:52.367
it wouldn't have happened.

1219
00:57:52.500 --> 00:57:55.033
Or at the very least,
her partner could've
put out the fire

1220
00:57:55.166 --> 00:57:58.467
in time to save her eyelashes.

1221
00:57:58.600 --> 00:58:00.667
- Tough break.
- Yes.

1222
00:58:01.633 --> 00:58:04.233
- So, pairs only.

1223
00:58:04.367 --> 00:58:07.567
Singles have to sit this
one out, I'm afraid.

1224
00:58:07.700 --> 00:58:09.000
- Story of my life.

1225
00:58:09.133 --> 00:58:11.033
- Listen, I know
that the two of you,

1226
00:58:11.166 --> 00:58:12.567
once you start baking,

1227
00:58:12.700 --> 00:58:14.567
you'll get along
like a house on fire.

1228
00:58:15.667 --> 00:58:17.633
- Cheese and crackers,
Mary, please.

1229
00:58:18.867 --> 00:58:20.433
A little sensitivity
in the word choice.

1230
00:58:20.567 --> 00:58:21.700
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1231
00:58:22.667 --> 00:58:23.633
- It's okay.

1232
00:58:24.734 --> 00:58:26.800
- So? What do you say?

1233
00:58:28.500 --> 00:58:29.467
- Fine.

1234
00:58:31.433 --> 00:58:34.734
- I am going to
make a phone call.

1235
00:58:36.633 --> 00:58:37.734
- She'll be right back.

1236
00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:39.967
- Nice one.

1237
00:58:46.967 --> 00:58:48.667
- Do you, um, do you know
if Chris has come back

1238
00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:49.767
to his room, yet?

1239
00:58:51.867 --> 00:58:53.834
Did he maybe leave
a message for me?

1240
00:58:55.633 --> 00:58:57.300
Could you, could
you please check?

1241
00:58:59.300 --> 00:59:00.367
Nothing.

1242
00:59:01.767 --> 00:59:03.633
Okay.

1243
00:59:03.767 --> 00:59:05.767
Thank you, thank
you, Mrs. Yarrow.

1244
00:59:16.600 --> 00:59:18.533
- I guess we're doing this.

1245
00:59:18.667 --> 00:59:20.967
- Oh, great.
- Excellent.

1246
00:59:21.100 --> 00:59:24.133
- Here are your team numbers.

1247
00:59:24.266 --> 00:59:25.233
Jane.

1248
00:59:27.100 --> 00:59:27.967
- Thanks, Mom.

1249
00:59:28.100 --> 00:59:30.300
- I believe in you, Jane.

1250
00:59:31.367 --> 00:59:32.700
- Thank you.
- Okay? Okay.

1251
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:35.567
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

1252
00:59:35.700 --> 00:59:36.667
- See you, Dad.

1253
00:59:38.333 --> 00:59:40.367
You better not
cost me that prize.

1254
00:59:40.500 --> 00:59:42.200
- Um, I'm not the
one whose cooking

1255
00:59:42.333 --> 00:59:44.533
put his fiancee in the
hospital last night.

1256
00:59:44.667 --> 00:59:45.767
- She baked that quiche.

1257
00:59:45.900 --> 00:59:47.900
- I knew it was the
Quiche Lorraine.

1258
00:59:48.033 --> 00:59:50.533
- Whatever, just start measuring
out the ingredients, okay?

1259
00:59:50.667 --> 00:59:51.834
- The measuring cups
are on your side.

1260
00:59:51.967 --> 00:59:54.066
- What are you, T-Rex
arms? Use your reach.

1261
00:59:55.233 --> 00:59:56.266
Well, at least
get the butter out

1262
00:59:56.400 --> 00:59:58.133
so we can start on the crust.

1263
00:59:58.266 --> 01:00:01.033
- Butter? No, no,
Grandma's crust uses lard.

1264
01:00:01.166 --> 01:00:02.266
- Yeah, that's disgusting.

1265
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:04.033
- Uh, it's in the
original recipe.

1266
01:00:04.166 --> 01:00:05.834
- Yes, her 60-year-old recipe.

1267
01:00:05.967 --> 01:00:07.367
Jane, times have changed.

1268
01:00:07.500 --> 01:00:09.633
Childhood obesity
is on the rise.

1269
01:00:09.767 --> 01:00:11.000
Lard is out, butter is in.

1270
01:00:11.133 --> 01:00:12.500
- It is an essential ingredient.

1271
01:00:12.633 --> 01:00:15.834
It is the whole reason why
the crust comes out so flaky.

1272
01:00:15.967 --> 01:00:17.066
- Yeah, maybe the way you bake.

1273
01:00:17.200 --> 01:00:18.233
I am resourceful
enough to make do.

1274
01:00:18.367 --> 01:00:19.767
- Make do all you want.

1275
01:00:19.900 --> 01:00:21.667
But, uh, key ingredients are
kind of added for a reason.

1276
01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:23.667
Now, I know common
sense sort of skipped

1277
01:00:23.800 --> 01:00:25.166
this whole situation.

1278
01:00:25.300 --> 01:00:26.400
But you know what, since
we have to work together,

1279
01:00:26.533 --> 01:00:27.967
can we at least
just do it right?

1280
01:00:28.100 --> 01:00:30.300
- You are so stuck in
your thinking, Jane.

1281
01:00:30.433 --> 01:00:32.433
This is exactly why
you're in a rut.

1282
01:00:32.567 --> 01:00:33.967
- I am not in a rut.

1283
01:00:34.100 --> 01:00:36.800
I do what works, not what my
cookie cutter perfect fiance

1284
01:00:36.934 --> 01:00:37.800
says is healthy.

1285
01:00:37.934 --> 01:00:39.367
- At least I have a fiancee.

1286
01:00:39.500 --> 01:00:41.500
Tell me something, could
Chris really not make it?

1287
01:00:41.633 --> 01:00:42.800
Or is he just sick
after spending

1288
01:00:42.934 --> 01:00:44.333
a single afternoon with you?

1289
01:00:45.667 --> 01:00:48.800
- I am sure there is a
perfectly good explanation for-

1290
01:00:48.934 --> 01:00:50.567
- Yeah, I bet he could smell
the desperation on you.

1291
01:00:50.700 --> 01:00:53.166
Probably smelled like
old cats and boxed wine.

1292
01:00:53.300 --> 01:00:54.867
- Did Angela wake up sick,

1293
01:00:55.000 --> 01:00:56.333
or did she just sort
of feel it coming on

1294
01:00:56.467 --> 01:00:58.166
when she saw your
face this morning?

1295
01:00:58.300 --> 01:01:00.433
- Yeah, well, at least I
have someone to go home to,

1296
01:01:00.567 --> 01:01:03.200
unlike you, who has nobody,
because you're a loser, Jane.

1297
01:01:03.333 --> 01:01:05.333
And nobody wants to
come home to a loser.

1298
01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:13.100
Oh yeah, real mature, Jane,

1299
01:01:13.233 --> 01:01:15.100
just run away from
your problems.

1300
01:01:16.367 --> 01:01:17.333
Oh, man.

1301
01:01:19.467 --> 01:01:21.700
(melancholy music)

1302
01:01:25.066 --> 01:01:27.734
(melancholy music)

1303
01:01:39.467 --> 01:01:41.667
- Jane, what happened?

1304
01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:43.734
- Greg's just being a jerk.

1305
01:01:43.867 --> 01:01:45.066
- Greg's always being a jerk.

1306
01:01:45.200 --> 01:01:47.233
It's how he shows affection.

1307
01:01:47.367 --> 01:01:48.500
- You really think that?

1308
01:01:48.633 --> 01:01:50.767
- Of course, he's your
brother. He loves you.

1309
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:53.567
- I don't think he does.

1310
01:01:54.767 --> 01:01:55.967
I think he thinks
I'm a waste of space

1311
01:01:56.100 --> 01:01:57.934
and an embarrassment
to the family.

1312
01:01:58.066 --> 01:01:59.166
- No.

1313
01:01:59.300 --> 01:02:00.934
- And I think he's
right, you know?

1314
01:02:01.066 --> 01:02:03.567
Somehow he's always
right about everything.

1315
01:02:05.200 --> 01:02:06.233
- Is this about Chris?

1316
01:02:08.633 --> 01:02:09.600
Come on.

1317
01:02:11.867 --> 01:02:13.934
- He didn't even show, Dad.

1318
01:02:15.600 --> 01:02:19.467
He knew this was important
to me. He didn't even show.

1319
01:02:19.600 --> 01:02:22.100
- Jane, guys are just-
- Dad.

1320
01:02:22.233 --> 01:02:23.967
- I'm so sorry he
disappointed you.

1321
01:02:27.533 --> 01:02:28.633
- Dad.
- What?

1322
01:02:28.767 --> 01:02:30.433
- Chris was never my boyfriend.

1323
01:02:31.633 --> 01:02:34.266
I just talked him
into saying that

1324
01:02:34.400 --> 01:02:37.667
to just get you guys
to leave me alone.

1325
01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:38.667
- What?

1326
01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:40.467
- For a second there, I know,

1327
01:02:40.600 --> 01:02:42.367
I thought there was
something there.

1328
01:02:43.533 --> 01:02:46.266
But nope, um, I just,

1329
01:02:47.467 --> 01:02:49.567
it turns out I'm
just an idiot, so.

1330
01:02:49.700 --> 01:02:52.934
- Janie, you shouldn't be
twisting yourself up like this.

1331
01:02:53.066 --> 01:02:54.233
No one's worth it.

1332
01:02:54.367 --> 01:02:55.900
And I think you've
made the right choice

1333
01:02:56.033 --> 01:02:59.100
and you had the right idea
focusing on your career.

1334
01:02:59.233 --> 01:03:00.433
- Dad.

1335
01:03:00.567 --> 01:03:02.934
- It's always something
you've been so proud of,

1336
01:03:03.066 --> 01:03:05.967
having a job, working with
computers in the big city.

1337
01:03:06.100 --> 01:03:09.266
- I was laid off,
Dad, three weeks ago.

1338
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:13.300
Cutbacks.
- Oh, Janie, Janie,

1339
01:03:13.433 --> 01:03:16.900
I'm so sorry, oh.

1340
01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:21.400
Oh, you've been having such
a hard time, my little girl.

1341
01:03:23.166 --> 01:03:24.567
I just wish I'd known sooner.

1342
01:03:26.066 --> 01:03:28.867
- It's just, I just didn't
know how to tell you guys.

1343
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:31.100
Everyone is so proud
of Greg and Angela

1344
01:03:31.233 --> 01:03:32.633
just moving their lives forward,

1345
01:03:32.767 --> 01:03:35.834
and I just, I just,
I feel so lost, Dad.

1346
01:03:35.967 --> 01:03:37.967
- Everybody feels
lost sometimes.

1347
01:03:38.100 --> 01:03:39.900
- No, I feel lost all the time.

1348
01:03:40.033 --> 01:03:43.667
- Everybody feels like
that sometimes, too.

1349
01:03:45.767 --> 01:03:48.967
And you know, you know, it
may not be the big city,

1350
01:03:49.100 --> 01:03:51.967
but your mother and I
could help you find a job.

1351
01:03:52.100 --> 01:03:53.633
We might know someone.

1352
01:03:53.767 --> 01:03:55.667
And you could stay at
home for a little while.

1353
01:03:55.800 --> 01:03:57.066
- Dad, no, Dad.

1354
01:03:57.200 --> 01:03:59.300
- Janie, it could
be good for you.

1355
01:03:59.433 --> 01:04:03.834
Come home, have a peaceful
place, figure out what you want.

1356
01:04:07.867 --> 01:04:10.533
- I will think about it.

1357
01:04:10.667 --> 01:04:11.967
- I hope you do.

1358
01:04:13.767 --> 01:04:15.300
Ready to get back in there?

1359
01:04:16.567 --> 01:04:17.967
- No.

1360
01:04:18.100 --> 01:04:19.734
- Come on, you're getting
back in there. Come on.

1361
01:04:22.700 --> 01:04:24.700
- Is that, uh,
lard in the crust?

1362
01:04:24.834 --> 01:04:25.700
- Butter, actually.

1363
01:04:25.834 --> 01:04:26.834
- Butter, okay.

1364
01:04:26.967 --> 01:04:28.900
- Oh, back from putting
up lost posters?

1365
01:04:29.033 --> 01:04:31.266
Maybe your boyfriend
doesn't wanna be found.

1366
01:04:31.400 --> 01:04:33.600
- Look-
- May I be excused?

1367
01:04:33.734 --> 01:04:35.667
- Yeah, sure.
- Thank you.

1368
01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:39.633
- Cards on the table,
Chris isn't my boyfriend.

1369
01:04:39.767 --> 01:04:42.333
- I knew it, I knew
you made that up.

1370
01:04:42.467 --> 01:04:44.133
- Why do you think I did?

1371
01:04:44.266 --> 01:04:46.433
Why are you always looking
for ways to tear me down?

1372
01:04:46.567 --> 01:04:48.834
- Me? All you ever do
is take shots at me.

1373
01:04:48.967 --> 01:04:50.100
You know, it's one thing
to be jealous, but-

1374
01:04:50.233 --> 01:04:52.767
- Jealous? You think
I'm jealous of you?

1375
01:04:52.900 --> 01:04:53.967
Mind blown.

1376
01:04:54.100 --> 01:04:55.734
- Oh see, there
you go, more shots.

1377
01:04:55.867 --> 01:04:59.166
- Okay, how do you expect
me to be nice to you

1378
01:04:59.300 --> 01:05:01.934
when all you do is just,
just be a jerk to me?

1379
01:05:02.066 --> 01:05:03.433
- How do you expect
me not to be a jerk

1380
01:05:03.567 --> 01:05:05.934
when all you ever do is
just tear down my success?

1381
01:05:08.066 --> 01:05:09.467
- That's gonna come out
hard if you keep doing that.

1382
01:05:09.600 --> 01:05:10.567
- Mm-hm.

1383
01:05:18.600 --> 01:05:20.367
Oh, I'm such an idiot.

1384
01:05:27.667 --> 01:05:31.233
- Mmm, Jane, good evening.

1385
01:05:31.367 --> 01:05:33.100
- What's so good about it?

1386
01:05:33.233 --> 01:05:35.000
- Who spat in your cranberries?

1387
01:05:36.133 --> 01:05:37.433
- Sorry.

1388
01:05:37.567 --> 01:05:39.667
It's just been a
really rough day.

1389
01:05:41.266 --> 01:05:44.066
- Weren't you and Chris
competing in the bake-off today?

1390
01:05:44.200 --> 01:05:46.667
Oh, I guess it didn't
go that well, did it?

1391
01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:48.667
- Nope, it did not.

1392
01:05:50.166 --> 01:05:51.433
And we didn't win, either.

1393
01:05:54.133 --> 01:05:58.300
Um, hey, were there any
calls or messages for me?

1394
01:05:59.900 --> 01:06:01.467
- Sorry, no.

1395
01:06:01.600 --> 01:06:02.834
- Okay, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool.

1396
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:07.533
Well, if there are
any messages or calls,

1397
01:06:09.867 --> 01:06:11.233
no, you know what?

1398
01:06:11.367 --> 01:06:15.033
No, no messages, no calls,
the do not disturb sign

1399
01:06:15.166 --> 01:06:16.967
is on my door.

1400
01:06:20.600 --> 01:06:21.567
- You got it.

1401
01:06:31.834 --> 01:06:34.633
(phone ringing)

1402
01:06:34.767 --> 01:06:37.200
- Hey girl, how are
things in Hope Junction?

1403
01:06:37.333 --> 01:06:40.433
- Terrible. Do you
have time to talk?

1404
01:06:40.567 --> 01:06:42.467
- For you, always.

1405
01:06:42.600 --> 01:06:43.567
Just a minute.

1406
01:06:44.633 --> 01:06:47.700
- So Chris blew me off.

1407
01:06:47.834 --> 01:06:48.800
- Huh.

1408
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:51.266
- Yeah, you don't
sound surprised.

1409
01:06:51.400 --> 01:06:53.734
- Well, what did you expect?

1410
01:06:53.867 --> 01:06:55.266
You've always known he sucks.

1411
01:06:57.633 --> 01:06:58.734
He's changed.

1412
01:06:58.867 --> 01:07:01.500
- Mm-mm, people don't
change, not really.

1413
01:07:02.934 --> 01:07:05.066
- Oh, girl, the way my
life's been going lately,

1414
01:07:05.200 --> 01:07:07.233
I really need to
believe that's not true.

1415
01:07:11.000 --> 01:07:15.967
So my dad told me I should
move back home today.

1416
01:07:18.166 --> 01:07:19.166
I'm thinking about it.

1417
01:07:20.500 --> 01:07:22.367
- And what, leave me behind?

1418
01:07:22.500 --> 01:07:23.734
You wouldn't dare.

1419
01:07:23.867 --> 01:07:24.934
- I'm not like you.

1420
01:07:26.500 --> 01:07:28.066
You're flourishing in the city,

1421
01:07:28.200 --> 01:07:30.266
and I'm just floundering.

1422
01:07:33.834 --> 01:07:38.166
Maybe it's time I do something
different and recharge.

1423
01:07:38.300 --> 01:07:41.200
- Well, if that's what
you think is best.

1424
01:07:42.133 --> 01:07:43.533
I just want you to be happy.

1425
01:07:43.667 --> 01:07:45.100
- Why does everyone
keep saying that?

1426
01:07:45.233 --> 01:07:47.767
- Well, because,
everybody loves you.

1427
01:07:52.066 --> 01:07:53.533
- I really don't feel like it.

1428
01:07:54.567 --> 01:07:55.533
- Oh, honey.

1429
01:07:57.133 --> 01:07:59.500
- Oh man, I'm sorry,
I'm being such a sap.

1430
01:07:59.633 --> 01:08:01.467
Um-
(knocking on the door)

1431
01:08:01.600 --> 01:08:03.633
I gotta go, someone's
at the door.

1432
01:08:03.767 --> 01:08:05.433
- All right, bye, sweetie.

1433
01:08:13.900 --> 01:08:16.967
- Jane? Can I come in?

1434
01:08:22.600 --> 01:08:24.133
- No.
- Wait!

1435
01:08:24.266 --> 01:08:25.133
- Wow.
- Jane, Jane, please,

1436
01:08:25.266 --> 01:08:26.367
just let me explain myself.

1437
01:08:27.900 --> 01:08:30.734
- No way.
- Jane, come on.

1438
01:08:32.867 --> 01:08:34.867
- Sure, go ahead, explain.

1439
01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:37.233
Explain how you stood me up.

1440
01:08:37.367 --> 01:08:38.734
- I wasn't trying
to stand you up.

1441
01:08:38.867 --> 01:08:40.266
- In front of my family. In
front of everyone in town.

1442
01:08:40.400 --> 01:08:42.100
I knew you weren't
to be trusted.

1443
01:08:42.233 --> 01:08:43.100
- Okay-
- You know what-

1444
01:08:43.233 --> 01:08:44.266
- I know that this looks bad.

1445
01:08:44.400 --> 01:08:45.567
But, look, I really,
really had to-

1446
01:08:45.700 --> 01:08:47.233
- Do something better, right?

1447
01:08:47.367 --> 01:08:48.567
- Well, kind of.

1448
01:08:50.100 --> 01:08:51.200
No, not like that!

1449
01:08:51.333 --> 01:08:52.266
Come on, no, no, no, I
don't mean it like that.

1450
01:08:52.400 --> 01:08:53.600
- Go away!

1451
01:08:55.633 --> 01:08:57.033
You suck, Chris Lilyhammer!

1452
01:08:57.166 --> 01:08:59.633
- Jane, just let me talk to
you for a little bit, okay?

1453
01:08:59.767 --> 01:09:01.100
- I am gonna count to five.

1454
01:09:01.233 --> 01:09:03.367
And if by the time I'm
finished, you are still there,

1455
01:09:03.500 --> 01:09:06.500
I am gonna call the front
desk, and I'm gonna complain.

1456
01:09:06.633 --> 01:09:08.333
- [Chris] Jane, don't do that.

1457
01:09:08.467 --> 01:09:09.467
- One, two, three!

1458
01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.166
- [Chris] I had to be someplace.

1459
01:09:12.367 --> 01:09:13.500
- [Jane] Four!

1460
01:09:13.633 --> 01:09:15.533
- All right, fine, if
that's what you want.

1461
01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:19.967
- Five!

1462
01:09:35.333 --> 01:09:38.533
(groaning and sobbing)

1463
01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:44.800
(phone ringing and vibrating)

1464
01:09:50.266 --> 01:09:52.767
- [Chris] Jane, please, give
me a chance here. Listen.

1465
01:09:55.867 --> 01:10:00.000
- (sighs) I gotta
get outta here.

1466
01:10:05.567 --> 01:10:09.033
(melancholy string music)

1467
01:11:14.767 --> 01:11:17.367
(phone ringing)

1468
01:11:21.900 --> 01:11:24.200
- [Mary] Hello, you've
reached the Lane residence.

1469
01:11:24.333 --> 01:11:26.667
If you want to leave
us a message, do so.

1470
01:11:26.800 --> 01:11:27.667
(machine beeps)

1471
01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:29.834
- Hey, Mom, it's me.

1472
01:11:31.533 --> 01:11:36.166
Um, I was just, um, I was
talking to Dad earlier, and, um,

1473
01:11:38.400 --> 01:11:39.934
you know, I was really thinking
about what he was saying,

1474
01:11:40.066 --> 01:11:42.266
and I think he's right, and um,

1475
01:11:44.533 --> 01:11:46.100
I'm really tired.

1476
01:11:46.233 --> 01:11:49.467
And um, it's been a really
long last couple days.

1477
01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:54.567
And I, I think I'm ready
to come home for a bit

1478
01:11:56.667 --> 01:11:58.033
and recharge.

1479
01:12:04.467 --> 01:12:07.567
So I will see you guys later.

1480
01:12:08.767 --> 01:12:11.600
(melancholy music)

1481
01:12:33.100 --> 01:12:36.567
(shop door bells ringing)

1482
01:12:47.767 --> 01:12:49.633
- Son of a-
- Can I sit?

1483
01:12:51.867 --> 01:12:52.734
- What are you doing here?

1484
01:12:52.867 --> 01:12:54.467
- I've been stalking you, haha.

1485
01:12:56.533 --> 01:12:58.233
It's the only place that's open.

1486
01:12:58.367 --> 01:13:00.467
Everywhere else is
closed for the holidays.

1487
01:13:03.233 --> 01:13:04.767
Think I can explain myself now?

1488
01:13:07.200 --> 01:13:08.166
- Go ahead.

1489
01:13:09.400 --> 01:13:12.133
- I'm not actually in
town for a conference.

1490
01:13:12.266 --> 01:13:14.367
I'm here for a job interview.

1491
01:13:14.500 --> 01:13:16.066
- Okay?

1492
01:13:16.200 --> 01:13:17.567
- I was let go six months ago,

1493
01:13:17.700 --> 01:13:19.233
and it's been really rough
out there trying to find work.

1494
01:13:19.367 --> 01:13:20.900
So when I had the
opportunity to interview

1495
01:13:21.033 --> 01:13:21.900
for the school system out here,

1496
01:13:22.033 --> 01:13:23.734
I mean, I jumped at the chance.

1497
01:13:23.867 --> 01:13:26.066
- So, today-

1498
01:13:26.200 --> 01:13:28.066
- I got the call this morning.

1499
01:13:28.200 --> 01:13:29.967
And I promise, I
really didn't think

1500
01:13:30.100 --> 01:13:31.233
that it was gonna
take that long.

1501
01:13:31.367 --> 01:13:32.633
But the guy, Frank,
the superintendent,

1502
01:13:32.767 --> 01:13:34.567
he kept me there
for like four hours.

1503
01:13:34.700 --> 01:13:35.767
But I think it went really well.

1504
01:13:35.900 --> 01:13:38.333
I mean, he basically
showed me my classroom.

1505
01:13:38.467 --> 01:13:41.200
- So, why didn't
you just say that?

1506
01:13:41.333 --> 01:13:43.734
- I don't know, I
was embarrassed.

1507
01:13:43.867 --> 01:13:47.433
I didn't think that you'd
go with some unemployed bum.

1508
01:13:49.166 --> 01:13:50.133
- I'm unemployed.

1509
01:13:51.567 --> 01:13:54.500
- Oh. Well, good.

1510
01:13:54.633 --> 01:13:57.233
I mean, now I'll have
someone to share my chips

1511
01:13:57.367 --> 01:13:59.033
on my couch with
who isn't my dog.

1512
01:13:59.967 --> 01:14:01.166
Yeah, it's been kind of bleak.

1513
01:14:01.300 --> 01:14:02.300
But I'm here now.

1514
01:14:04.133 --> 01:14:06.000
Do you think that
you could forgive me?

1515
01:14:08.767 --> 01:14:10.133
- Of course I forgive you.

1516
01:14:12.333 --> 01:14:13.500
I get it.

1517
01:14:13.633 --> 01:14:14.967
You did what you had to do.

1518
01:14:15.934 --> 01:14:18.633
You did you. And I did me.

1519
01:14:18.767 --> 01:14:23.033
So where does that leave us?

1520
01:14:23.166 --> 01:14:24.500
- Jane, this is us.

1521
01:14:24.633 --> 01:14:26.800
- Yeah, I know, that's
a, that's a problem.

1522
01:14:29.433 --> 01:14:31.467
Do you know, we were kids
and you embarrassed me.

1523
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:33.300
That sucked.

1524
01:14:33.433 --> 01:14:34.667
But you know what
sucked even more

1525
01:14:34.800 --> 01:14:36.433
was that you abandoned me,

1526
01:14:36.567 --> 01:14:37.934
and it made me feel very small.

1527
01:14:38.066 --> 01:14:39.433
And it made me feel
very worthless.

1528
01:14:39.567 --> 01:14:40.967
- I know, but Jane,
that was 20 years ago.

1529
01:14:41.100 --> 01:14:42.200
I mean, we talked about this.

1530
01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:44.700
- Yeah, but you did
it again to me. Today.

1531
01:14:46.133 --> 01:14:47.500
And I'm not a kid anymore.

1532
01:14:52.066 --> 01:14:54.900
I've been through enough
to know what I want.

1533
01:14:55.033 --> 01:14:58.233
And what I want is a true
partner who shows up,

1534
01:15:00.100 --> 01:15:03.066
who sees all the
walls that I put up,

1535
01:15:03.200 --> 01:15:05.000
and who convinces me
to tear them down,

1536
01:15:05.133 --> 01:15:08.233
and who doesn't crush my
exposed heart within 24 hours.

1537
01:15:08.367 --> 01:15:09.233
- No, no, I wanna be that guy.

1538
01:15:09.367 --> 01:15:10.233
I can be that guy. I'm the guy!

1539
01:15:10.367 --> 01:15:11.333
- You say that.

1540
01:15:12.500 --> 01:15:14.867
You talk a really
good game, Lilyhammer.

1541
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:18.467
And then, this is all pretend.

1542
01:15:19.967 --> 01:15:20.834
I'm done pretending.

1543
01:15:20.967 --> 01:15:22.200
- No, I'm done pretending.

1544
01:15:22.333 --> 01:15:23.667
I'm pretty sure
pretending is killing me.

1545
01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:25.967
- I'm pretty sure
pretending is all we have.

1546
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:29.000
- Oh.

1547
01:15:34.800 --> 01:15:36.233
- I think you should go.

1548
01:15:58.166 --> 01:16:01.867
(phone ringing and buzzing)

1549
01:16:07.734 --> 01:16:08.834
- Hello?

1550
01:16:08.967 --> 01:16:13.266
Jane, um, it's Greg,
it's your brother.

1551
01:16:13.400 --> 01:16:14.734
He's been in an accident.

1552
01:16:14.867 --> 01:16:16.934
- What? Whoa, whoa,
slow down what?

1553
01:16:17.066 --> 01:16:18.433
What do you mean? Is he okay?

1554
01:16:18.567 --> 01:16:21.567
- Well, he was raking leaves
off the roof and he fell.

1555
01:16:23.300 --> 01:16:24.700
- Is he okay, though?

1556
01:16:24.834 --> 01:16:27.600
- Yes, but I think you should
come home as soon as you can.

1557
01:16:29.400 --> 01:16:30.400
- Okay.

1558
01:16:33.367 --> 01:16:34.400
Okay. Okay.

1559
01:16:44.100 --> 01:16:45.467
Yes, yes, I need a cab.

1560
01:16:46.967 --> 01:16:49.100
Two hours? No, no.

1561
01:16:49.233 --> 01:16:50.867
I am aware it's Thanksgiving.

1562
01:16:51.967 --> 01:16:54.367
This is an emergency, I need,

1563
01:16:54.500 --> 01:16:55.367
are you hearing me?

1564
01:16:55.500 --> 01:16:56.567
This is an emergency.

1565
01:16:57.767 --> 01:16:59.367
Great, well, thank
you very much.

1566
01:16:59.500 --> 01:17:01.633
Thank you for nothing.
Happy holidays.

1567
01:17:09.266 --> 01:17:10.133
(Chris honks)

1568
01:17:10.266 --> 01:17:13.066
- Jane! Do you need a ride?

1569
01:17:22.967 --> 01:17:25.000
Is Greg going to be okay?

1570
01:17:26.967 --> 01:17:27.967
- I, I don't know.

1571
01:17:31.066 --> 01:17:33.266
How did you just show up?
- Show up?

1572
01:17:36.333 --> 01:17:39.900
- Showing up and stalking
are kind of different things.

1573
01:17:40.033 --> 01:17:41.100
- I was not stalking.

1574
01:17:41.233 --> 01:17:42.700
I was just watching
you from my car

1575
01:17:44.834 --> 01:17:45.834
from a distance

1576
01:17:47.200 --> 01:17:48.333
like a stalker.

1577
01:17:49.500 --> 01:17:50.533
- Are you being funny right now?

1578
01:17:50.667 --> 01:17:52.200
- No.
- Do you think that-

1579
01:17:52.333 --> 01:17:55.133
- You are deep in
the red, Lilyhammer.

1580
01:17:55.266 --> 01:17:56.734
- You looked like
you needed help.

1581
01:17:56.867 --> 01:17:59.033
- And, and you had nothing
better to do, so just-

1582
01:17:59.166 --> 01:18:02.033
- Look, if it was my choice,
I never would have left.

1583
01:18:03.333 --> 01:18:04.300
Ever.

1584
01:18:08.600 --> 01:18:12.300
(melancholy, romantic music)

1585
01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:17.200
- This doesn't let you
off the hook, you know.

1586
01:18:17.333 --> 01:18:19.000
I really don't trust you.

1587
01:18:19.133 --> 01:18:20.734
- I'm painfully aware of that.

1588
01:18:24.100 --> 01:18:25.600
But you know, there's a lot
worse things in the world

1589
01:18:25.734 --> 01:18:27.300
to distrust than a guy
who teaches English
to eighth graders

1590
01:18:27.433 --> 01:18:29.734
who's been in love with
you since kindergarten.

1591
01:18:34.834 --> 01:18:36.734
- You have not been
in love with me since-

1592
01:18:36.867 --> 01:18:39.533
- Jane, that's the one
thing right now, Jane,

1593
01:18:39.667 --> 01:18:41.734
that's just really
not up to you.

1594
01:18:49.800 --> 01:18:50.767
Why wouldn't I be?

1595
01:18:52.667 --> 01:18:53.700
You're Jane Lane.

1596
01:19:14.767 --> 01:19:16.066
- Oh, there they are.

1597
01:19:19.500 --> 01:19:21.367
- Mom, is he okay?

1598
01:19:21.500 --> 01:19:22.800
- He's fine.

1599
01:19:22.934 --> 01:19:24.934
- He has a mild concussion
and a broken wrist.

1600
01:19:25.066 --> 01:19:26.066
But he's resting in there.

1601
01:19:26.200 --> 01:19:27.600
- How did this happen?

1602
01:19:29.400 --> 01:19:33.200
He was on a wobbly ladder
holding a rake in one hand.

1603
01:19:33.333 --> 01:19:34.233
These things happen.

1604
01:19:34.367 --> 01:19:37.066
- No, they don't happen.

1605
01:19:37.200 --> 01:19:38.567
Not on Thanksgiving.

1606
01:19:40.033 --> 01:19:41.500
You know, the last thing
I did was fight with him.

1607
01:19:41.633 --> 01:19:43.166
(Chris sneezes)

1608
01:19:43.300 --> 01:19:46.266
- Oh, you brought Chris.

1609
01:19:48.467 --> 01:19:49.900
- Hey.

1610
01:19:50.033 --> 01:19:51.266
- He was my ride.

1611
01:19:51.400 --> 01:19:52.567
- Your ride?

1612
01:19:52.700 --> 01:19:54.133
- Yeah, it was the
weirdest thing.

1613
01:19:54.266 --> 01:19:56.533
We were both at
the um, the thing.

1614
01:19:56.667 --> 01:19:58.600
- [Jane] Greg, where is Greg?

1615
01:19:58.734 --> 01:20:00.100
- He's in the other room.

1616
01:20:00.233 --> 01:20:02.133
Go ahead and just let
him know you're here.

1617
01:20:02.266 --> 01:20:03.300
- Okay.

1618
01:20:04.700 --> 01:20:06.633
- I'll stay and
keep Chris company.

1619
01:20:10.133 --> 01:20:12.367
(chuckles)

1620
01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:22.033
- How are you feeling?

1621
01:20:22.166 --> 01:20:23.767
Did you get anything to eat?

1622
01:20:23.900 --> 01:20:25.200
Does your wrist hurt?

1623
01:20:25.333 --> 01:20:27.967
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow
down, one question at a time.

1624
01:20:28.100 --> 01:20:29.667
I banged my coconut pretty good.

1625
01:20:30.700 --> 01:20:31.667
- Sorry.

1626
01:20:35.533 --> 01:20:36.667
What happened?

1627
01:20:36.800 --> 01:20:38.533
- Well, you know that
step on the ladder

1628
01:20:38.667 --> 01:20:40.233
that isn't really a step?

1629
01:20:41.233 --> 01:20:42.433
- Oh my God.

1630
01:20:42.567 --> 01:20:43.867
You could've died.
- But I didn't.

1631
01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:45.133
- You could've died.

1632
01:20:45.266 --> 01:20:46.600
And the last thing that
I would have said to you

1633
01:20:46.734 --> 01:20:48.433
was that you were a jerk
who manhandled pastry dough,

1634
01:20:48.567 --> 01:20:50.900
and I couldn't live with myself
if that happened, you know?

1635
01:20:51.033 --> 01:20:53.700
- Yeah, that would
be awful for you.

1636
01:20:55.467 --> 01:20:56.333
- Is that all you wanna say?

1637
01:20:56.467 --> 01:20:57.500
- Oh, I'm a little concussed.

1638
01:20:57.633 --> 01:20:59.567
I get to say whatever I want.

1639
01:20:59.700 --> 01:21:00.900
- Wow, you're the worst.

1640
01:21:01.033 --> 01:21:03.767
- Hey, hey, I'm kidding, okay?

1641
01:21:03.900 --> 01:21:07.934
I was a jerk who horribly
manhandled that pastry dough.

1642
01:21:10.133 --> 01:21:11.133
I'm sorry.

1643
01:21:14.633 --> 01:21:16.033
- Wow.

1644
01:21:16.166 --> 01:21:17.166
- And if you're serious, I've
had a lot of time to think,

1645
01:21:17.300 --> 01:21:19.734
lying here, and I think

1646
01:21:20.767 --> 01:21:21.734
I know

1647
01:21:22.867 --> 01:21:25.033
that I've been a
little hard on you.

1648
01:21:25.166 --> 01:21:28.433
- Oh, Greg. Thank you.

1649
01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:31.700
That really means a lot to me.

1650
01:21:31.834 --> 01:21:33.233
- Oh, we're family.

1651
01:21:33.367 --> 01:21:36.533
We should at least get along
during the holidays, right?

1652
01:21:36.667 --> 01:21:37.633
- We should.

1653
01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:41.734
So, friends?

1654
01:21:44.533 --> 01:21:45.533
- Friends.

1655
01:21:50.066 --> 01:21:51.600
On one condition.
- Hmm?

1656
01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:54.800
- I get to be the first
one to sign your cast.

1657
01:21:54.934 --> 01:21:57.400
(Greg laughs)

1658
01:22:01.100 --> 01:22:02.266
We should put this down.

1659
01:22:05.367 --> 01:22:07.800
I'm gonna get you
that food, yeah.

1660
01:22:09.400 --> 01:22:10.500
Be right back.

1661
01:22:15.967 --> 01:22:18.066
- [Chris] Yeah, so my
dog always has her head

1662
01:22:18.200 --> 01:22:19.300
stuck out the window
when I'm driving.

1663
01:22:19.433 --> 01:22:21.133
- [Mary] Right.

1664
01:22:21.266 --> 01:22:23.500
- Which is a compromise, because
she knows I don't like it when
she smokes.

1665
01:22:23.633 --> 01:22:25.300
(laughing)

1666
01:22:28.667 --> 01:22:32.000
- You two look cozy.

1667
01:22:32.133 --> 01:22:34.000
- Chris and I were
having a nice chat.

1668
01:22:38.800 --> 01:22:39.934
- Where's Dad?

1669
01:22:40.066 --> 01:22:41.467
- Oh, he went to get
us something to eat.

1670
01:22:41.600 --> 01:22:43.667
Chris, would you mind calling
and seeing what's keeping him?

1671
01:22:43.800 --> 01:22:44.734
Speed dial one.

1672
01:22:44.867 --> 01:22:46.467
- Yup, I can do that.

1673
01:22:51.800 --> 01:22:53.300
- I like him.

1674
01:22:53.433 --> 01:22:55.567
- Yeah, I do, too.

1675
01:22:59.266 --> 01:23:01.300
- Is he maybe the
reason you're thinking

1676
01:23:01.433 --> 01:23:02.834
of staying in town?

1677
01:23:03.934 --> 01:23:05.066
- Mom, no.

1678
01:23:07.467 --> 01:23:09.266
I wanna come home.
You were right.

1679
01:23:10.533 --> 01:23:13.300
- Oh, oh yeah, that
can be the worst.

1680
01:23:13.433 --> 01:23:16.233
- But it doesn't hurt that
Chris is also staying in town.

1681
01:23:21.367 --> 01:23:24.300
- Hey, he said he's
just around the corner.

1682
01:23:24.433 --> 01:23:25.567
- Oh, did he?

1683
01:23:31.066 --> 01:23:32.233
- What's going on in here?

1684
01:23:35.500 --> 01:23:37.467
- Oh, come on in.

1685
01:23:37.600 --> 01:23:38.600
Here they are.

1686
01:23:39.967 --> 01:23:41.500
- Hey!
- Happy Thanksgiving!

1687
01:23:41.633 --> 01:23:43.333
- Happy Thanksgiving.

1688
01:23:47.700 --> 01:23:50.033
- Muah, muah, wow,
quite the color.

1689
01:23:50.166 --> 01:23:51.500
- It's salmon.

1690
01:23:51.633 --> 01:23:52.600
- Hey.
- Hey.

1691
01:23:53.500 --> 01:23:54.934
- You sticking around this time?

1692
01:23:55.066 --> 01:23:56.433
- Trying to.

1693
01:23:56.567 --> 01:23:58.467
- I can work with that.

1694
01:23:58.600 --> 01:24:00.367
- Guys, I'm standing right here.

1695
01:24:00.500 --> 01:24:01.734
- Happy Thanksgiving!

1696
01:24:02.834 --> 01:24:03.834
- Oh.

1697
01:24:05.900 --> 01:24:07.000
Who could this be?

1698
01:24:07.133 --> 01:24:09.033
- Well, answer it.

1699
01:24:09.166 --> 01:24:11.300
- Hello?
- Happy Thanksgiving!

1700
01:24:11.433 --> 01:24:13.400
- Why does your
voice sound so weird?

1701
01:24:15.166 --> 01:24:16.633
Oh my God, you're here.

1702
01:24:16.767 --> 01:24:18.166
How are you here?

1703
01:24:19.100 --> 01:24:20.200
- I flew in last night.

1704
01:24:20.333 --> 01:24:21.800
You're not the only one
with family in town.

1705
01:24:21.934 --> 01:24:24.600
- Oh, now it really is
a happy Thanksgiving.

1706
01:24:26.367 --> 01:24:28.533
- That's Chris? Wow.

1707
01:24:28.667 --> 01:24:29.567
He grew up good.

1708
01:24:29.700 --> 01:24:31.367
- Uh, sitting right here, guys.

1709
01:24:33.934 --> 01:24:35.033
- I got something for you.

1710
01:24:35.166 --> 01:24:36.467
- Why? You shouldn't have.

1711
01:24:36.600 --> 01:24:37.567
- It's Thanksgiving.

1712
01:24:40.367 --> 01:24:43.300
- Oh, it's a bus ticket.

1713
01:24:43.433 --> 01:24:44.567
- Okay, I know you drive.

1714
01:24:44.700 --> 01:24:46.967
It's more symbolic
than anything.

1715
01:24:47.100 --> 01:24:48.367
My way of saying that I get

1716
01:24:48.500 --> 01:24:49.867
that this is where
you need to be now.

1717
01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:51.967
But I'll always be
a bus ride away.

1718
01:24:53.066 --> 01:24:55.633
- I love you. Thank you, Daria.

1719
01:24:58.300 --> 01:24:59.867
- That works both
ways, you know, Daria.

1720
01:25:00.066 --> 01:25:02.600
You know you're
always welcome here.

1721
01:25:02.734 --> 01:25:03.700
- Thanks, Mary.

1722
01:25:06.100 --> 01:25:08.200
- Let's have a drink.
- Yes, let's do it!

1723
01:25:11.066 --> 01:25:13.133
- [Daria] Oh, this is
so good, thank you.

1724
01:25:13.266 --> 01:25:14.967
- Cheers.
- Hi, Daria.

1725
01:25:15.100 --> 01:25:16.166
- Cheers.

1726
01:25:16.300 --> 01:25:18.166
- [All] Cheers! Cheers!

1727
01:25:22.066 --> 01:25:25.367
(gentle piano music)

1728
01:25:25.500 --> 01:25:28.133
- And what are you thankful
for this year, Jane?

1729
01:25:28.266 --> 01:25:32.667
- Oh, my great hair and
killer wit, naturally.

1730
01:25:32.800 --> 01:25:34.533
- Oh, you're a geek.

1731
01:25:37.233 --> 01:25:39.900
- I'm thankful that my
car broke down last week.

1732
01:25:40.033 --> 01:25:41.200
Changed my life, really.

1733
01:25:43.867 --> 01:25:45.734
- Aw, you're a sap.

1734
01:25:45.867 --> 01:25:47.066
- Yeah, I am.

1735
01:25:48.300 --> 01:25:50.233
But it brought me to you.

1736
01:25:50.367 --> 01:25:52.133
Plus I got to learn some
wicked vending machine tricks.

1737
01:25:52.266 --> 01:25:53.967
So, I got that going for me.

1738
01:25:57.066 --> 01:25:58.900
- I guess I'm also thankful

1739
01:26:00.367 --> 01:26:02.567
that you were there for me.

1740
01:26:02.700 --> 01:26:04.433
- Oh.

1741
01:26:04.567 --> 01:26:05.867
- I really don't know how

1742
01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:08.200
I could have gotten
through today without you.

1743
01:26:08.333 --> 01:26:10.367
- Well, maybe you
wouldn't have to

1744
01:26:10.500 --> 01:26:13.033
if you just let me in a little.

1745
01:26:14.667 --> 01:26:15.734
- Well, maybe I'd think about it

1746
01:26:15.867 --> 01:26:17.734
if you're serious
about sticking around.

1747
01:26:21.567 --> 01:26:22.600
- I'm serious.

1748
01:26:28.200 --> 01:26:29.734
- You are serious.

1749
01:26:32.700 --> 01:26:35.767
(happy music)

1750
01:26:35.900 --> 01:26:37.266
- [Chris] Happy
Thanksgiving, Jane.

1751
01:26:38.967 --> 01:26:40.667
- [Jane] Happy
Thanksgiving, Chris.