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(cheery music)

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(people chattering)

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But Darby needs somewhere to

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drive around

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with Tess, Kimber and Ben!

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Santa doesn't have enough Darby

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Dream Wagon's to give out.

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The workshop is backed up.

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It's right here in the catalog.

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Can't you just buy it for me,

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daddy?

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It's only 74.99.

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A steal.

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The Christmas tree skirt

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factory is closing.

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We have to save money until

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I can find another job.

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And my holiday ice sculpting job

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is dried up since the accident.

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But Holly, we promise, it'll

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still be a great Christmas.

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Cheer up, Holly.

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At least we still have each

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other, right?

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Dear Santa, this Christmas,

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all I want is for my parents

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to go away, that's it.

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Can you make that happen?

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Love, Holly Winters.

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(whimsical music)

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(ominous music)

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(intense music)

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Naughty or nice this year,

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little girl?

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I'm a grown ass woman, bitch.

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That is not Christmassy!

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What the?

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Come on!

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(intense music cont.)

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That's right, frozen fish

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was Chef Ho's secret sauce.

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The fraud was then arrested for

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assault.

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Ho has closed the doors today

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because of the scandal

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that was about to break.

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So Ho is no, longer.

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What a tragedy.

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I know, Dean.

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I just love, love, loved

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their crab leg tower.

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Where will we have our office

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Christmas party this year?

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Don't you mean holiday party?

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Please don't give me that war

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on Christmas face, Christie.

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Cut.

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Great show today, Dean and

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Christie.

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Can I speak to you for a moment,

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Holly?

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I just wish you were a little

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bit more like Christie.

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Christie is like a

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talking tube of lipstick.

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Yeah, she's also pregnant.

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It's Dean's.

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So I gotta dump her from the

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show.

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Pregnancies make people

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uncomfortable, especially me.

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Yeah but, Christie's always

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in front of that giant desk,

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no one will even know.

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But I will.

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And because you'll never

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succumb to having children,

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I want you to fill that empty

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chair.

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As anchorwoman?

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The, anchorwoman of Channel 6

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News.

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Well uh, what about my

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investigations?

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Do you wanna keep wearing your

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ugly wigs

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and playing undercover dress up?

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Or do you want to triple your

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salary?

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The second thing.

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I'm, I'm in.

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Not so fast, Connie Chung.

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Once you take that seat, you'll

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be the face of this station.

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Billboards, bus benches,

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even those annoying little

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screens in the back of cabs.

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Yeah.

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Image is everything,

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and yours sucks.

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Screw you, Kevin.

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But, I have a way for you to

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take

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that giant sack of coal out of

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your ass.

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You're headed to Ornaments,

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the Christmasiest town ever,

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to cover their annual

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Ornaments Festival of Christmas

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Wonders.

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All their parties and events.

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They even have a hot cocoa ho

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down.

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Whatever that means.

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And you'll be checking in

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nightly

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with Dean and prego Christie.

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And since you're from there,

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you'll give the story a hometown

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spin.

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Look, I appreciate the gesture,

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but I hate Ornaments and

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everything that it stands for.

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You mean Christmas?

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It celebrates the tacky

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commercialism

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of some like.

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- Oh my God.

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Miracle baby born in a barn.

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I am never, ever going home,

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okay?

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Ornaments will land you the

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dream job

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people would kill for.

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Plus, while you're there,

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maybe you'll fall in love.

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Yeah, okay.

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Love.

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Gross.

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I'm Holly Frost and you're

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watching Channel 6 News.

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Good evening, I'm Holly Frost

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and you're watching Channel 6

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News.

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(mysterious music)

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(sleigh bells ringing)

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(Holly sighs)

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Yeah, it's gonna be great.

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Trying to get to Ornaments

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before I have to be live on

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camera.

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SAM: I'm sorry I'm late.

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Thanks for all the help.

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(romantic music)

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I'm Sam.

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I'm your camera man.

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(record stopping)

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You know anything about

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Ornaments?

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Unfortunately.

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Boat loads of Christmas

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events happen there every year

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and idiot people from all over

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the country

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come to partake in a

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joyous time in the snow.

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That sounds fun.

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Yeah, it's not, trust.

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So um, who are they, your

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sisters?

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Those are my ladies.

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It's my wife Lacey and

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our daughter Taylor.

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Huh.

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Lacey passed last year.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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How?

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Cancer.

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Mm.

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What kind?

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Cancer.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah.

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Let's just uh, get this

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over with, shall we?

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All right.

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I'm gonna take a--

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Buckle up.

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Quick nap.

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(ominous music)

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(Holly gasping)

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Whoa, are you okay?

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Yeah, yeah yeah, it's fine.

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What is it?

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We made it to Ornaments.

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(Christmas bells ringing)

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Sick.

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(cheerful music)

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All right.

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Okay, I'll go fetch

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the rooms to the hotel.

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Maybe you can uh, score some

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coffee?

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Something festive.

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(cheerful music)

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Shit.

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(cheerful music)

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Oh, Jesus dude.

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Oh my God!

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Bonjour, madam.

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Hi.

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BARISTA: What can we get you

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today?

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Um,

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two La Prancer's peppermint

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mocha latte's.

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Okay, coming right up.

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Great.

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Hey listen, you don't have

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any booze back there, do you?

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Uh.

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Whatever kind, really.

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(barista laughs)

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You're funny.

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Yeah, I wasn't.

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Nevermind.

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Go, make the latte's.

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Holly, Winters, is that you?

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Uh, it's actually Holly Frost

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now, Danica.

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Where's the ring?

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Oh I didn't, I didn't get

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married,

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I just changed my name.

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From Winters to Frost, but why?

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They're basically the same

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thing.

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Nope, they're not.

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Well, I'm actually married.

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And get this,

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I'm the Mayor now.

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It's crazy, right?

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(Danica laughs)

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Hm.

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Today, I am giving back to our

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community.

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Did you want me to wrap anything

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for you?

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Oh, just your sweet little

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mouth.

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I see you're just the

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same old Grinchy Holly.

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Oh no, come on, look.

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I can be cordial.

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Like how is your hot cousin?

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Oh, you mean my cousin Chris

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Pringle.

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The one who you dumped

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via IM on graduation day?

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No that you would care,

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but Chris has actually been

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through a lot recently.

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He just lost his wife.

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Hopefully not to, cancer.

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Hot air balloon.

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Like it caught on fire?

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No.

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One fell on her.

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Holly.

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Your latte's are ready.

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Oh, great.

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Hey, these uh, bows could use

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a little work there, Mayor.

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Pretty uh, limp.

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It's not limp.

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Hotel's sold out.

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Yeah, since it's the 75th

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anniversary,

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everything's booked.

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But I got a better idea.

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I can just put a blow up in

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the back of the van and uh,

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I'll sleep in the front seat.

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It's not necessary.

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I have a place we can stay.

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Oh, Holly!

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Son of a nutcracker,

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you're really here!

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This is magical, wow.

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(ominous music)

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- Hi!

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- Hi.

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Okay, yeah, all right.

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Oh, you're really shaking there.

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Okay, that's quite enough.

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Oh my gosh.

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Let me look at you.

300
00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:24.070
Just, wow.

301
00:11:24.070 --> 00:11:27.100
My little sister, the big

302
00:11:24.070 --> 00:11:27.100
city TV star in the flesh.

303
00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:30.139
I just, oh hi.

304
00:11:30.139 --> 00:11:31.179
Is that your boyfriend?

305
00:11:31.179 --> 00:11:33.059
No, it's my camera man.

306
00:11:33.059 --> 00:11:34.100
His name is Sam.

307
00:11:34.100 --> 00:11:35.230
Camera man Sam.

308
00:11:35.230 --> 00:11:36.169
Camera man Sam.

309
00:11:36.169 --> 00:11:38.049
That is fun to say.

310
00:11:38.049 --> 00:11:39.039
I'm Cookie.

311
00:11:40.100 --> 00:11:42.039
Oh, Hol, I'm just so tickled

312
00:11:40.100 --> 00:11:42.039
you're back.

313
00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:43.200
We have so much catching up to

314
00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:43.200
do.

315
00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.090
We can wrap gifts and sip cider

316
00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.090
and oh,

317
00:11:46.090 --> 00:11:49.250
we can cook a holiday beef

318
00:11:46.090 --> 00:11:49.250
brisket on Christmas night.

319
00:11:49.250 --> 00:11:50.159
Yeah, no.

320
00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:52.070
I leave first thing on the 25th.

321
00:11:52.070 --> 00:11:54.149
I'm just, I'm just here for

322
00:11:52.070 --> 00:11:54.149
work.

323
00:11:54.149 --> 00:11:55.110
Oh.

324
00:11:56.190 --> 00:11:57.139
Boo.

325
00:11:57.139 --> 00:12:00.070
Well, I will take what I can

326
00:11:57.139 --> 00:12:00.070
get, so.

327
00:12:00.070 --> 00:12:01.090
That's great.

328
00:12:01.090 --> 00:12:02.269
How bout some of that cider?

329
00:12:02.269 --> 00:12:03.250
I have so much cider.

330
00:12:03.250 --> 00:12:05.289
I have three different flavors

331
00:12:03.250 --> 00:12:05.289
of cider.

332
00:12:05.289 --> 00:12:08.009
I have nutmeg cider,

333
00:12:05.289 --> 00:12:08.009
which is crazy, I know.

334
00:12:08.009 --> 00:12:10.250
(cheerful music)

335
00:12:15.090 --> 00:12:16.179
There it is, just like you left

336
00:12:15.090 --> 00:12:16.179
it.

337
00:12:16.179 --> 00:12:18.059
Not really.

338
00:12:18.059 --> 00:12:19.259
What is all this shit doing in

339
00:12:18.059 --> 00:12:19.259
here?

340
00:12:19.259 --> 00:12:21.250
Oh, I turned the attic

341
00:12:21.250 --> 00:12:24.210
into my Christmas sweater sewing

342
00:12:21.250 --> 00:12:24.210
studio.

343
00:12:25.250 --> 00:12:27.129
Okay.

344
00:12:27.129 --> 00:12:28.289
Holly, I really wish

345
00:12:28.289 --> 00:12:31.100
you'd reconsider leaving

346
00:12:28.289 --> 00:12:31.100
Christmas morning.

347
00:12:31.100 --> 00:12:33.110
It would mean a lot to have

348
00:12:31.100 --> 00:12:33.110
you here for the holiday.

349
00:12:33.110 --> 00:12:37.120
You know, spend some quality

350
00:12:33.110 --> 00:12:37.120
time with family, with me.

351
00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:42.000
Yeah, I um, I really gotta

352
00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:42.000
get ready for the story, so.

353
00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:45.149
Hey, I can take a hint.

354
00:12:48.009 --> 00:12:50.179
(tense music)

355
00:12:56.279 --> 00:13:00.049
(light bells ringing)

356
00:13:02.019 --> 00:13:02.279
Mm.

357
00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:07.169
(Holly laughs)

358
00:13:07.169 --> 00:13:08.179
Oh, so cute.

359
00:13:16.139 --> 00:13:19.049
(ominous music)

360
00:13:26.139 --> 00:13:27.190
Dear Satan?

361
00:13:27.190 --> 00:13:30.029
(dark music)

362
00:13:48.019 --> 00:13:49.129
I wrote Satan.

363
00:13:51.269 --> 00:13:54.210
(cheerful music)

364
00:13:57.210 --> 00:13:58.240
Greetings.

365
00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:00.250
Chad Pringle and?

366
00:14:00.250 --> 00:14:01.279
Joy Wreath.

367
00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:06.029
O-M-Gingerbread, I heard

368
00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:06.029
rumors she was back in town.

369
00:14:06.029 --> 00:14:07.289
Is the famous Holly Winters

370
00:14:07.289 --> 00:14:09.080
really sitting with us

371
00:14:07.289 --> 00:14:09.080
right now?

372
00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:10.159
It's Holly Frost now.

373
00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:12.000
Oh, you got married.

374
00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.080
Why does everyone keep asking me

375
00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.080
that?

376
00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:15.230
I love the blazer.

377
00:14:15.230 --> 00:14:19.210
Coral, or is it more tangerine?

378
00:14:19.210 --> 00:14:21.090
It's definitely tangerine.

379
00:14:21.090 --> 00:14:23.100
I wish I could wear something so

380
00:14:21.090 --> 00:14:23.100
bold.

381
00:14:23.100 --> 00:14:27.000
My boss doesn't like me in

382
00:14:23.100 --> 00:14:27.000
anything but muted tones.

383
00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:28.110
And always a turtleneck.

384
00:14:28.110 --> 00:14:31.049
Mm, boss sounds like

385
00:14:28.110 --> 00:14:31.049
a controlling asshole.

386
00:14:31.049 --> 00:14:32.159
It's cousin Danica.

387
00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:33.070
Oh.

388
00:14:33.070 --> 00:14:34.019
Oh, Joy's the Mayor's assistant.

389
00:14:34.019 --> 00:14:37.149
And, I'm working for your aunt

390
00:14:34.019 --> 00:14:37.149
now.

391
00:14:37.149 --> 00:14:39.110
Aunt Becky's still alive?

392
00:14:39.110 --> 00:14:40.100
After years of consuming

393
00:14:40.100 --> 00:14:43.190
all that butter and

394
00:14:40.100 --> 00:14:43.190
sugar by the truckload.

395
00:14:43.190 --> 00:14:45.159
Holly was always such a kidder.

396
00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:48.009
My funny, fabulous bestie.

397
00:14:48.009 --> 00:14:50.070
And then she dumped me

398
00:14:48.009 --> 00:14:50.070
and my brother Chris

399
00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:54.120
and all of Ornaments for

400
00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:54.120
bigger and brighter things.

401
00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:56.159
Not that I'm still

402
00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:56.159
totally devastated by it.

403
00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:57.250
Well, I mean, what?

404
00:15:00.039 --> 00:15:02.279
(romantic music)

405
00:15:06.269 --> 00:15:08.129
Chad,

406
00:15:08.129 --> 00:15:09.100
and Holly.

407
00:15:12.149 --> 00:15:13.169
Chris.

408
00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:15.279
Sup.

409
00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:19.059
Wow, Christmas came early.

410
00:15:19.059 --> 00:15:19.259
Yeah.

411
00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.259
Uh, we'll see you both later?

412
00:15:23.259 --> 00:15:26.110
At the bakery, for letters to

413
00:15:23.259 --> 00:15:26.110
Santa?

414
00:15:26.110 --> 00:15:27.100
Yeah.

415
00:15:27.100 --> 00:15:32.070
Um, uh, maybe um, after

416
00:15:27.100 --> 00:15:32.070
my gig we could uh,

417
00:15:32.070 --> 00:15:34.110
uh, catch up, you know.

418
00:15:34.110 --> 00:15:36.080
Grab dinner or something.

419
00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:38.070
Yeah Hol, I'd really love that.

420
00:15:38.070 --> 00:15:39.029
Cool.

421
00:15:40.029 --> 00:15:42.080
(girl gasps)

422
00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:44.039
Who's the pretty lady, daddy?

423
00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:45.080
Oh Faith, I'd like you

424
00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:45.080
to meet my old friend.

425
00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:46.230
This is Holly.

426
00:15:46.230 --> 00:15:48.080
You have a kid?

427
00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.120
He does indeed, hi.

428
00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:51.240
What are you asking Santa for

429
00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:51.240
this year?

430
00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:53.129
Excuse me?

431
00:15:53.129 --> 00:15:54.029
Santa.

432
00:15:55.169 --> 00:15:57.220
What do you want for Christmas?

433
00:15:57.220 --> 00:15:59.110
I don't see a ring on that

434
00:15:57.220 --> 00:15:59.110
finger,

435
00:15:59.110 --> 00:16:01.240
so perhaps to land a husband.

436
00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:02.149
(Holly laughs cynically)

437
00:16:02.149 --> 00:16:04.230
Maybe you should ask your daddy

438
00:16:04.230 --> 00:16:07.009
for a reality check on both this

439
00:16:04.230 --> 00:16:07.009
year.

440
00:16:07.009 --> 00:16:08.110
What?

441
00:16:08.110 --> 00:16:10.269
You don't believe in love or

442
00:16:08.110 --> 00:16:10.269
Santa?

443
00:16:12.289 --> 00:16:15.120
I mean what is the point of

444
00:16:12.289 --> 00:16:15.120
living?

445
00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:17.080
It's almost six, Holly.

446
00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:18.120
We gotta start setting up.

447
00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:19.070
Oh, thank Christ.

448
00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.149
Um, well we'll make a plan later

449
00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.149
then?

450
00:16:23.149 --> 00:16:25.090
Yeah, I uh,

451
00:16:25.090 --> 00:16:28.009
I don't really think I'm

452
00:16:25.090 --> 00:16:28.009
gonna be hungry, but thanks.

453
00:16:30.169 --> 00:16:31.259
Santa is real, sweetie.

454
00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:37.029
(sleigh bells ringing)

455
00:16:38.269 --> 00:16:42.190
I spy my big city successful

456
00:16:38.269 --> 00:16:42.190
niece!

457
00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:45.100
Aunt Becky?

458
00:16:45.100 --> 00:16:46.240
Is Rudolph's nose red?

459
00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:48.259
(Aunt Becky laughs)

460
00:16:48.259 --> 00:16:49.169
Oh, hello.

461
00:16:51.049 --> 00:16:53.230
You must be Holly's main

462
00:16:51.049 --> 00:16:53.230
squeeze.

463
00:16:53.230 --> 00:16:54.179
Uh.

464
00:16:54.179 --> 00:16:56.190
Call me Aunt Becky, everyone

465
00:16:54.179 --> 00:16:56.190
does.

466
00:16:56.190 --> 00:16:58.289
Are you sure that you're my Aunt

467
00:16:56.190 --> 00:16:58.289
Becky?

468
00:16:58.289 --> 00:17:00.000
I mean the last time I saw her

469
00:16:58.289 --> 00:17:00.000
she was--

470
00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:00.250
Round?

471
00:17:00.250 --> 00:17:01.250
Big, plump.

472
00:17:01.250 --> 00:17:02.200
(Aunt Becky laughs)

473
00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:03.149
Yeah.

474
00:17:03.149 --> 00:17:06.029
I lost 162 pounds this past

475
00:17:03.149 --> 00:17:06.029
winter.

476
00:17:06.029 --> 00:17:07.009
Jesus.

477
00:17:07.009 --> 00:17:08.190
Well I definitely prayed to him

478
00:17:07.009 --> 00:17:08.190
about it.

479
00:17:08.190 --> 00:17:09.190
But what really melted

480
00:17:09.190 --> 00:17:12.250
that stubborn fat away

481
00:17:09.190 --> 00:17:12.250
was a change in diet.

482
00:17:12.250 --> 00:17:16.059
I used to constantly

483
00:17:12.250 --> 00:17:16.059
taste test my cookies.

484
00:17:16.059 --> 00:17:18.200
But then I started to

485
00:17:16.059 --> 00:17:18.200
play a game with myself.

486
00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:21.200
I would give them all names.

487
00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:23.190
Like my little cookie children.

488
00:17:23.190 --> 00:17:25.240
I wouldn't eat my children.

489
00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.049
Okay, so what about the

490
00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:29.049
people who do eat them?

491
00:17:30.259 --> 00:17:31.210
Don't mind if I do.

492
00:17:31.210 --> 00:17:33.200
Hey, get your.

493
00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:35.039
So why are you dressed like

494
00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:35.039
you're

495
00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:36.289
about to service a fruitcake?

496
00:17:36.289 --> 00:17:39.170
Well this is my caroling

497
00:17:36.289 --> 00:17:39.170
costume, thank you for asking.

498
00:17:39.170 --> 00:17:42.039
I'm on my way to rehearsal right

499
00:17:39.170 --> 00:17:42.039
now.

500
00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:43.059
Oh sweetie, you should come.

501
00:17:43.059 --> 00:17:45.089
You've always had the most

502
00:17:43.059 --> 00:17:45.089
beautiful singing voice.

503
00:17:45.089 --> 00:17:46.250
Yeah, it was kind of millennial.

504
00:17:46.250 --> 00:17:48.079
Debbie!

505
00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:49.039
Oh, here, can you hold this.

506
00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:50.130
Debbie.

507
00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:50.130
I don't wanna.

508
00:17:50.130 --> 00:17:53.150
Alcohol, where is the alcohol.

509
00:17:53.150 --> 00:17:55.099
(tray slamming)

510
00:17:55.099 --> 00:17:57.250
So uh, where's Chris?

511
00:17:57.250 --> 00:18:00.119
Chris is with my brother,

512
00:17:57.250 --> 00:18:00.119
the sheriff,

513
00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:01.210
over on Quinton Avenue.

514
00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:04.170
Chris spotted some vaping teens

515
00:18:04.170 --> 00:18:07.069
trespassing on Goldman's

516
00:18:04.170 --> 00:18:07.069
property

517
00:18:07.069 --> 00:18:08.069
hooking up Christmas lights.

518
00:18:08.069 --> 00:18:11.029
Personally I think they

519
00:18:08.069 --> 00:18:11.029
were doing them a favor.

520
00:18:11.029 --> 00:18:12.220
They are the only house on the

521
00:18:11.029 --> 00:18:12.220
street

522
00:18:12.220 --> 00:18:14.069
without any Christmas lights.

523
00:18:14.069 --> 00:18:17.009
People are allowed to be

524
00:18:14.069 --> 00:18:17.009
Jewish in Ornaments, Danica.

525
00:18:18.250 --> 00:18:19.259
I never said that.

526
00:18:22.019 --> 00:18:23.259
See y'all on TV.

527
00:18:23.259 --> 00:18:25.029
Let's do this.

528
00:18:25.029 --> 00:18:25.289
All right.

529
00:18:25.289 --> 00:18:27.029
Okay, here we go.

530
00:18:28.130 --> 00:18:30.119
Smile, smile, smile.

531
00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:34.079
CAMERA MAN: Live in three, two,

532
00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:34.079
one.

533
00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:36.210
It is such a joy to watch these

534
00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:36.210
faces

535
00:18:36.210 --> 00:18:39.279
jot down what they might like

536
00:18:36.210 --> 00:18:39.279
from Santa.

537
00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:44.039
I'll be back here tomorrow

538
00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:44.039
night for the hot cocoa ho-down.

539
00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:45.009
Yeehaw!

540
00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:50.160
I'm Holly Frost, Channel

541
00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:50.160
6 News, Christie, Dean.

542
00:18:51.130 --> 00:18:52.079
CAMERA MAN: And we're out.

543
00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:54.009
Drink, please.

544
00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:54.009
CAMERA MAN: Awesome.

545
00:18:54.289 --> 00:18:56.269
Here, let me get you a glass.

546
00:18:56.269 --> 00:18:58.000
Don't worry about it.

547
00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.089
I'm just gonna drink from

548
00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.089
the bottle, but thanks.

549
00:19:06.140 --> 00:19:07.109
I'll,

550
00:19:08.190 --> 00:19:09.190
I'll be right back.

551
00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:12.079
Greetings.

552
00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:21.019
Dear Satan,

553
00:19:21.019 --> 00:19:25.049
it's been 21, scratch that.

554
00:19:25.049 --> 00:19:28.069
22 years.

555
00:19:28.069 --> 00:19:32.089
Thanks for ruining Christmas,

556
00:19:28.069 --> 00:19:32.089
dick.

557
00:19:32.089 --> 00:19:35.289
You can keep it.

558
00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:40.009
Screw you.

559
00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:48.279
Sincerely, not yours.

560
00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:51.180
Holly Frost.

561
00:19:56.150 --> 00:19:59.069
(magical music)

562
00:20:13.269 --> 00:20:14.240
Hey uh,

563
00:20:16.039 --> 00:20:20.089
do you wanna show me the back of

564
00:20:16.039 --> 00:20:20.089
your van?

565
00:20:20.089 --> 00:20:21.109
Uh.

566
00:20:20.089 --> 00:20:21.109
Come on.

567
00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.190
(mysterious music)

568
00:20:30.289 --> 00:20:32.059
Business.

569
00:20:34.210 --> 00:20:35.180
Casual.

570
00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:38.150
Take off your pants.

571
00:20:38.150 --> 00:20:41.000
I have to take off the shoes

572
00:20:38.150 --> 00:20:41.000
first.

573
00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.180
But shouldn't we like just start

574
00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.180
kissing?

575
00:20:42.180 --> 00:20:44.150
Oh, there's gonna be absolutely

576
00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:47.119
no kissing.

577
00:20:49.220 --> 00:20:50.119
Okay.

578
00:20:50.119 --> 00:20:52.099
Let me help you with those.

579
00:20:52.099 --> 00:20:53.059
Really?

580
00:20:59.009 --> 00:21:00.049
What's wrong?

581
00:21:00.289 --> 00:21:02.269
It's not you.

582
00:21:02.269 --> 00:21:03.210
It's that.

583
00:21:03.210 --> 00:21:04.279
(ominous music)

584
00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:05.269
It's my wife.

585
00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:09.029
I'm not sure I'm ready to do

586
00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:09.029
this to her.

587
00:21:10.029 --> 00:21:10.240
Okay.

588
00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:11.230
To be honest, we should just.

589
00:21:11.230 --> 00:21:13.099
I mean, try to keep

590
00:21:11.230 --> 00:21:13.099
this thing professional.

591
00:21:13.099 --> 00:21:14.099
Professional.

592
00:21:14.099 --> 00:21:17.039
That's how I ended up

593
00:21:14.099 --> 00:21:17.039
in the back of your van.

594
00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:18.059
With my top off.

595
00:21:18.059 --> 00:21:22.109
By both of us keeping

596
00:21:18.059 --> 00:21:22.109
things super professional.

597
00:21:22.109 --> 00:21:23.059
We've got.

598
00:21:23.059 --> 00:21:25.210
Oh, and by the way,

599
00:21:25.210 --> 00:21:29.039
your earring is super lame.

600
00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:30.160
Where did you get it?

601
00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:31.279
Hot Topic?

602
00:21:32.230 --> 00:21:33.279
My daughter.

603
00:21:33.279 --> 00:21:36.029
My daughter got me this.

604
00:21:36.029 --> 00:21:39.019
(melancholy music)

605
00:21:41.089 --> 00:21:42.210
And I'm drunk.

606
00:21:44.170 --> 00:21:48.099
♪ Four golden rings ♪

607
00:21:48.099 --> 00:21:50.039
♪ Three ♪

608
00:21:50.039 --> 00:21:52.259
(slowing music)

609
00:21:54.180 --> 00:21:56.250
Darby's Dream Wagon.

610
00:21:56.250 --> 00:21:58.089
(tires screeching)

611
00:21:58.089 --> 00:21:59.130
Woo!

612
00:21:59.130 --> 00:22:00.289
Party rocking.

613
00:22:00.289 --> 00:22:03.240
Coming in and I'm a--

614
00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:04.230
Ah, bummer!

615
00:22:06.069 --> 00:22:09.059
(melancholy music)

616
00:22:16.230 --> 00:22:17.230
(loud banging on van)

617
00:22:17.230 --> 00:22:19.109
Whoa!

618
00:22:19.109 --> 00:22:20.099
What the hell?

619
00:22:20.099 --> 00:22:23.190
(loud slamming on van)

620
00:22:25.130 --> 00:22:26.079
Okay.

621
00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:29.130
Uh, all right.

622
00:22:29.130 --> 00:22:32.089
(Holly screaming)

623
00:22:33.259 --> 00:22:35.109
(sirens blaring)

624
00:22:35.109 --> 00:22:36.130
Pull over, ma'am.

625
00:22:36.130 --> 00:22:37.259
Pull over.

626
00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:40.019
Great, the pigs here to ruin the

627
00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:40.019
fun.

628
00:22:40.019 --> 00:22:41.039
Ma'am, put your hands up.

629
00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:42.240
Don't flipping ma'am me.

630
00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:46.039
I am only 27 years old.

631
00:22:46.039 --> 00:22:47.200
Turn around, ma'am.

632
00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:49.009
Quit calling me--

633
00:22:49.009 --> 00:22:51.269
(romantic music)

634
00:22:51.269 --> 00:22:54.019
Hello, sailor.

635
00:22:54.019 --> 00:22:56.039
(slamming on van)

636
00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:58.190
Hi, hi, uh yeah there's

637
00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:58.190
something on the roof of my van

638
00:22:58.190 --> 00:23:00.220
and it seems pretty angry and

639
00:22:58.190 --> 00:23:00.220
uh.

640
00:23:00.220 --> 00:23:02.099
I, I don't know what it is.

641
00:23:02.099 --> 00:23:04.089
It could be a large person or a

642
00:23:02.099 --> 00:23:04.089
moose.

643
00:23:05.049 --> 00:23:06.059
No this isn't a joke.

644
00:23:06.059 --> 00:23:07.119
Hello?

645
00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:08.079
Hello?

646
00:23:08.079 --> 00:23:09.289
Ma'am, have you been drinking,

647
00:23:08.079 --> 00:23:09.289
ma'am?

648
00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:10.240
What are you gonna do?

649
00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:13.009
Breatheralyze me for ridin'

650
00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:13.009
around

651
00:23:13.009 --> 00:23:15.019
in a little bitty kids toy?

652
00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:16.170
Technically, you were driving.

653
00:23:16.170 --> 00:23:17.240
So we're gonna need to see some

654
00:23:16.170 --> 00:23:17.240
ID.

655
00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:19.160
Hm, okay.

656
00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:22.160
Well how bout I see your ID's,

657
00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:22.160
huh?

658
00:23:23.170 --> 00:23:24.269
I'm Sheriff Wreath.

659
00:23:24.269 --> 00:23:25.250
Hm.

660
00:23:25.250 --> 00:23:26.269
This is Deputy Wreath.

661
00:23:26.269 --> 00:23:30.000
You guys don't happen to

662
00:23:26.269 --> 00:23:30.000
be related to Joy, do you?

663
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.059
Why, 'cause we're the

664
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.059
only black people in town?

665
00:23:32.059 --> 00:23:35.009
Because your last name's are

666
00:23:32.059 --> 00:23:35.009
both Wreath.

667
00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:37.069
We're brothers.

668
00:23:37.069 --> 00:23:38.170
Joy's our sister.

669
00:23:38.170 --> 00:23:40.119
Sexy siblings.

670
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:44.059
Bet your parents are pretty hot,

671
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:44.059
too.

672
00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:46.250
They're dead.

673
00:23:48.019 --> 00:23:49.099
Samezies.

674
00:23:49.099 --> 00:23:50.059
Hello?

675
00:23:51.009 --> 00:23:53.220
(ominous music)

676
00:24:03.140 --> 00:24:06.089
(engine choking)

677
00:24:06.089 --> 00:24:08.009
(tense music)

678
00:24:08.009 --> 00:24:09.230
So is Aunt Becky your real aunt?

679
00:24:09.230 --> 00:24:10.210
Mm-hm.

680
00:24:10.210 --> 00:24:12.289
'Cause her angel cookies are the

681
00:24:10.210 --> 00:24:12.289
bomb.com.

682
00:24:12.289 --> 00:24:15.079
Nerd alert.

683
00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:16.160
Pretty hot nerd, though.

684
00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:19.019
Deputy.

685
00:24:19.019 --> 00:24:20.210
Sorry, um.

686
00:24:20.210 --> 00:24:23.009
Look, we're gonna let you

687
00:24:20.210 --> 00:24:23.009
off with just a warning.

688
00:24:23.009 --> 00:24:23.250
(Holly gasps)

689
00:24:23.250 --> 00:24:25.029
But that's only 'cause of Aunt

690
00:24:23.250 --> 00:24:25.029
B.

691
00:24:25.029 --> 00:24:28.230
She's been real supportive of

692
00:24:25.029 --> 00:24:28.230
us, less experienced singers.

693
00:24:28.230 --> 00:24:30.190
Oh God, you're a caroler?

694
00:24:30.190 --> 00:24:32.019
When in Ornaments, right?

695
00:24:32.019 --> 00:24:36.029
Well, gentlemen, it is getting

696
00:24:32.019 --> 00:24:36.029
late

697
00:24:36.029 --> 00:24:37.230
and it has been a pleasure.

698
00:24:39.089 --> 00:24:42.200
But I will see you later.

699
00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:43.269
Have a lovely evening.

700
00:24:45.029 --> 00:24:45.279
(engine choking)

701
00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:46.240
Come on!

702
00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:52.190
(ominous music)

703
00:24:54.170 --> 00:24:55.130
No.

704
00:24:57.019 --> 00:24:58.180
No no no no no no.

705
00:24:58.180 --> 00:24:59.269
No no no no no!

706
00:25:02.170 --> 00:25:03.200
(glass shattering)

707
00:25:02.170 --> 00:25:03.200
Whoa!

708
00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:04.230
(camera man screaming)

709
00:25:04.230 --> 00:25:06.079
Help me, please, no!

710
00:25:06.079 --> 00:25:08.240
(Satan Claus growling)

711
00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.089
SATAN CLAUS: Hot Topic.

712
00:25:10.089 --> 00:25:12.289
(intense music)

713
00:25:21.160 --> 00:25:22.130
God.

714
00:25:25.059 --> 00:25:26.019
Yes.

715
00:25:29.019 --> 00:25:30.269
Sam, come on, we gotta go.

716
00:25:30.269 --> 00:25:34.150
I need some caffeine before

717
00:25:30.269 --> 00:25:34.150
this sad hot cocoa ho-down.

718
00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.150
Come on Sam, giddy-up, let's go.

719
00:25:37.150 --> 00:25:40.130
Don't care if you're

720
00:25:37.150 --> 00:25:40.130
naked, I am coming in.

721
00:25:40.130 --> 00:25:41.089
Woo!

722
00:25:43.150 --> 00:25:45.069
Yeah I've called Sam like 100

723
00:25:43.150 --> 00:25:45.069
times

724
00:25:45.069 --> 00:25:46.089
and the news van is gone.

725
00:25:46.089 --> 00:25:48.009
I need you to send me

726
00:25:46.089 --> 00:25:48.009
another camera man, ASAP.

727
00:25:48.009 --> 00:25:50.220
Preferably one without a dead

728
00:25:48.009 --> 00:25:50.220
wife.

729
00:25:50.220 --> 00:25:51.130
No, there's no time, Holly.

730
00:25:51.130 --> 00:25:52.119
If Sam doesn't resurface soon,

731
00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:54.170
just find a townie with camera

732
00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:54.170
experience.

733
00:25:54.170 --> 00:25:55.240
Oh, by the way,

734
00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.119
the audience seemed to buy what

735
00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.119
you were selling last night.

736
00:25:58.119 --> 00:25:59.279
So keep it up.

737
00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.109
(Holly sighs)

738
00:26:01.109 --> 00:26:03.089
Want to knit a Christmas sweater

739
00:26:01.109 --> 00:26:03.089
with me?

740
00:26:05.069 --> 00:26:09.150
I'm thinking maybe a cat riding

741
00:26:05.069 --> 00:26:09.150
a dog who's on a reindeer.

742
00:26:10.130 --> 00:26:13.059
And, they're all in Santa hats.

743
00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:16.240
As super fun and creative as

744
00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:16.240
that sounds,

745
00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.289
I need to find somebody who

746
00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.289
knows how to work a camera

747
00:26:18.289 --> 00:26:21.069
for tonight's segment

748
00:26:18.289 --> 00:26:21.069
because that sexy loser

749
00:26:21.069 --> 00:26:23.140
with the stupid sexy earring is

750
00:26:21.069 --> 00:26:23.140
MIA.

751
00:26:23.140 --> 00:26:24.220
Oh well what about Chris

752
00:26:23.140 --> 00:26:24.220
Pringle?

753
00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:26.109
When he's not selling Christmas

754
00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:26.109
trees,

755
00:26:26.109 --> 00:26:28.240
he's teaching videography

756
00:26:26.109 --> 00:26:28.240
at Ornaments High.

757
00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:30.069
And he's also single.

758
00:26:32.019 --> 00:26:35.019
My, my ex with the

759
00:26:32.019 --> 00:26:35.019
bizarro teen child, right.

760
00:26:36.009 --> 00:26:39.210
But I mean, what choice do

761
00:26:36.009 --> 00:26:39.210
I have?

762
00:26:39.210 --> 00:26:40.269
Oh, choose love.

763
00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:44.049
Ah, this is kinda like when

764
00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:44.049
we were back in high school.

765
00:26:44.049 --> 00:26:47.150
You doing the video morning

766
00:26:44.049 --> 00:26:47.150
announcements while I filmed it.

767
00:26:47.150 --> 00:26:49.130
Except, no braces for this guy.

768
00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.240
Carol's Electronics should

769
00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.240
have everything we need.

770
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.250
There may be no need for

771
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.250
Carol's.

772
00:26:56.250 --> 00:26:58.170
Hey, Kevins, we found the van,

773
00:26:58.170 --> 00:27:01.049
but there is obviously no sign

774
00:26:58.170 --> 00:27:01.049
of Sam.

775
00:27:01.049 --> 00:27:02.240
Holly, come here!

776
00:27:04.049 --> 00:27:05.119
Six, six, six.

777
00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:08.230
The number of the beast?

778
00:27:09.170 --> 00:27:11.019
I'll test the red stuff for you

779
00:27:09.170 --> 00:27:11.019
guys

780
00:27:11.019 --> 00:27:12.079
but I'm telling you, this is

781
00:27:11.019 --> 00:27:12.079
probably just

782
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:15.170
a couple of teenage vaping

783
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:15.170
hooligans

784
00:27:15.170 --> 00:27:16.220
out trying to have a good time.

785
00:27:16.220 --> 00:27:19.109
Okay, well my camera man is

786
00:27:16.220 --> 00:27:19.109
not at Ornaments Hospital,

787
00:27:19.109 --> 00:27:22.140
so theorize that one for me,

788
00:27:19.109 --> 00:27:22.140
Sheriff.

789
00:27:22.140 --> 00:27:24.089
Telling me how to do my job?

790
00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:25.130
Chris, I'll meet you back here

791
00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:25.130
in five.

792
00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:28.019
I'm gonna go smash a Texas

793
00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:28.019
Mickey of creme de cacao.

794
00:27:28.289 --> 00:27:29.279
Hm, okay.

795
00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:33.099
Thanks, Candace.

796
00:27:33.099 --> 00:27:35.279
Hey, are you two coming

797
00:27:33.099 --> 00:27:35.279
to the hot cocoa ho-down?

798
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.150
I'll be filming for a

799
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.150
big city news station.

800
00:27:37.150 --> 00:27:39.230
Gosh, that sounds just swell.

801
00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:41.039
We'll be there as soon as we

802
00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:41.039
close up.

803
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:43.029
Au revoir.

804
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:43.029
Merry Christmas.

805
00:27:43.029 --> 00:27:44.089
Merry Christmas.

806
00:27:43.029 --> 00:27:44.089
Yeah.

807
00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:47.190
All right, everybody.

808
00:27:47.190 --> 00:27:51.210
We are closed, so if

809
00:27:47.190 --> 00:27:51.210
you could go ho ho home.

810
00:27:51.210 --> 00:27:52.130
Merry Christmas!

811
00:27:52.130 --> 00:27:53.210
Merry Christmas.

812
00:27:52.130 --> 00:27:53.210
Merry Christmas.

813
00:27:53.210 --> 00:27:55.000
Merry Christmas.

814
00:27:53.210 --> 00:27:55.000
Merry Christmas.

815
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:55.250
Happy holidays.

816
00:27:55.250 --> 00:27:59.089
Jingle all the way!

817
00:27:55.250 --> 00:27:59.089
Merry Christmas!

818
00:28:00.150 --> 00:28:03.150
Do you really want to go to that

819
00:28:00.150 --> 00:28:03.150
ho-down?

820
00:28:03.150 --> 00:28:05.039
Of course, it's a classic.

821
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:07.099
It's my favorite event

822
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:07.099
of the whole season.

823
00:28:07.099 --> 00:28:08.059
And you heard Mr Pringle,

824
00:28:08.059 --> 00:28:09.259
they're gonna broadcast it on

825
00:28:08.059 --> 00:28:09.259
live TV.

826
00:28:09.259 --> 00:28:11.200
We can wave at our mom's.

827
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.220
But Mayor Danica won the

828
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.220
song contest this year,

829
00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:16.059
which means she'll be singing

830
00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:16.059
"Saucy Santa" there tonight.

831
00:28:16.059 --> 00:28:18.210
That song makes my ears bleed,

832
00:28:16.059 --> 00:28:18.210
Cameron.

833
00:28:18.210 --> 00:28:21.180
(Candace humming)

834
00:28:24.220 --> 00:28:26.079
Really, I,

835
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:27.250
I think it's super catchy.

836
00:28:27.250 --> 00:28:29.250
Well let's just stay here.

837
00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:32.250
Or, do you wanna graduate

838
00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:32.250
high school still

839
00:28:32.250 --> 00:28:33.259
holding your V card?

840
00:28:35.130 --> 00:28:36.259
I thought I did.

841
00:28:36.259 --> 00:28:37.170
Think about it.

842
00:28:37.170 --> 00:28:39.119
Everyone will be at town hall,

843
00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:43.250
which means that we can scream,

844
00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:43.250
moan as loud as we want.

845
00:28:43.250 --> 00:28:45.099
Now do you?

846
00:28:45.099 --> 00:28:46.220
I don't know, Candace.

847
00:28:46.220 --> 00:28:48.029
Aunt Becky's got surveillance

848
00:28:48.029 --> 00:28:50.019
in case those vaping

849
00:28:48.029 --> 00:28:50.019
teens get the munchies.

850
00:28:50.019 --> 00:28:52.099
We never know when she

851
00:28:50.019 --> 00:28:52.099
might be watching us.

852
00:28:53.289 --> 00:28:54.269
Not today.

853
00:28:56.259 --> 00:28:57.230
Now.

854
00:29:03.069 --> 00:29:07.119
Now, take off that damn

855
00:29:03.069 --> 00:29:07.119
apron you sexy elf.

856
00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.029
(Cameron gasps)

857
00:29:12.170 --> 00:29:13.279
When did you start swearing?

858
00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:15.289
That big city TV lady inspired

859
00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:15.289
me.

860
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:22.069
(cheerful music)

861
00:29:22.069 --> 00:29:24.039
Do you hear that?

862
00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:26.029
My heart beating like

863
00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:26.029
a little drummer boy?

864
00:29:26.029 --> 00:29:26.289
No.

865
00:29:28.069 --> 00:29:29.039
Danica bells.

866
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:30.099
Who cares?

867
00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:33.130
♪ Light the candle and come to

868
00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:33.130
me ♪

869
00:29:33.130 --> 00:29:34.119
Oh no, you can go.

870
00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:35.220
I'll go this, yeah.

871
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:38.130
♪ And we'll see ♪

872
00:29:38.130 --> 00:29:42.089
♪ I trim the tree so you

873
00:29:38.130 --> 00:29:42.089
find the missing till ♪

874
00:29:42.089 --> 00:29:43.029
♪ Tuck the ribbon ♪

875
00:29:43.029 --> 00:29:44.250
Okay, it is, it is a pinch

876
00:29:43.029 --> 00:29:44.250
grating.

877
00:29:44.250 --> 00:29:46.009
Pinch?

878
00:29:46.009 --> 00:29:48.099
♪ This Christmas tree ♪

879
00:29:46.009 --> 00:29:48.099
- Where's it coming from?

880
00:29:48.099 --> 00:29:50.029
- I don't know.

881
00:29:48.099 --> 00:29:50.029
♪ Would you like to see ♪

882
00:29:50.029 --> 00:29:52.099
♪ Something new, put that hat on

883
00:29:50.029 --> 00:29:52.099
me ♪

884
00:29:52.099 --> 00:29:54.250
(speaker ringing loudly)

885
00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:56.180
The speakers aren't even

886
00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:56.180
connected.

887
00:29:56.180 --> 00:30:01.269
We're going to die

888
00:29:56.180 --> 00:30:01.269
listening to this stupid song!

889
00:30:01.269 --> 00:30:03.009
- What?

890
00:30:01.269 --> 00:30:03.009
- Look!

891
00:30:05.009 --> 00:30:10.029
(teens whimpering)

892
00:30:05.009 --> 00:30:10.029
(music blasting)

893
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:14.200
(teens screaming)

894
00:30:39.170 --> 00:30:40.069
♪ Christmas Eve ♪

895
00:30:40.069 --> 00:30:42.019
♪ Would you like to see ♪

896
00:30:42.019 --> 00:30:45.259
♪ Something new, put that hat on

897
00:30:42.019 --> 00:30:45.259
me ♪

898
00:30:45.259 --> 00:30:48.259
♪ Put it on me ♪

899
00:30:48.259 --> 00:30:51.089
♪ Baby take my hand ♪

900
00:30:51.089 --> 00:30:53.039
♪ Have a Christmas dance ♪

901
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.250
♪ This is what you

902
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.250
pictured all year long ♪

903
00:30:56.250 --> 00:30:58.190
♪ Put your gingerbread man ♪

904
00:30:58.190 --> 00:31:00.180
♪ In my oven and stay ♪

905
00:31:00.180 --> 00:31:04.089
♪ Nice and toasty for you ♪

906
00:31:04.089 --> 00:31:05.230
♪ I'll be your ♪

907
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:08.140
♪ I'll be your ♪

908
00:31:08.140 --> 00:31:10.170
Well, howdy partners.

909
00:31:10.170 --> 00:31:12.049
Oh God no, please no.

910
00:31:12.049 --> 00:31:14.099
What, I'm just getting into

911
00:31:12.049 --> 00:31:14.099
character.

912
00:31:14.099 --> 00:31:16.109
Okay, well horses don't talk.

913
00:31:16.109 --> 00:31:18.029
I had the best idea, daddy.

914
00:31:18.029 --> 00:31:19.119
We should go on a double date.

915
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:21.150
You and Holly, and me and

916
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:21.150
Jeremy.

917
00:31:21.150 --> 00:31:24.059
A double date with a couple

918
00:31:21.150 --> 00:31:24.059
of cosplaying underage nerds.

919
00:31:24.059 --> 00:31:25.230
That's gonna be a hard pass.

920
00:31:25.230 --> 00:31:27.000
Trot off, Hope.

921
00:31:27.269 --> 00:31:28.240
It's Faith.

922
00:31:31.259 --> 00:31:33.180
Well maybe we can go out.

923
00:31:33.180 --> 00:31:35.029
Just the two of us.

924
00:31:35.029 --> 00:31:36.099
Chris, look I,

925
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:42.000
I'm only in town for 72 hours

926
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:42.000
and you're too good for me.

927
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:42.269
What, who says?

928
00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:43.230
Says me.

929
00:31:43.230 --> 00:31:46.130
You're so sweet and I,

930
00:31:46.130 --> 00:31:48.240
oh God, I am so sour.

931
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:50.109
That's my favorite kind of

932
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:50.109
Chinese food.

933
00:31:50.109 --> 00:31:51.069
Ha ha ha.

934
00:31:52.269 --> 00:31:53.230
Alcohol?

935
00:31:54.180 --> 00:31:55.259
Aren't you on the clock?

936
00:31:55.259 --> 00:31:57.089
I didn't realize you were also a

937
00:31:55.259 --> 00:31:57.089
judge.

938
00:31:57.089 --> 00:31:59.069
Look, vodka is the only thing

939
00:31:59.069 --> 00:32:01.259
that is getting me through this

940
00:31:59.069 --> 00:32:01.259
week.

941
00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:04.160
Look, I'm worried about you.

942
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.079
Well don't be.

943
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:08.009
I'm gonna be Connie Chung soon

944
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:08.009
enough.

945
00:32:08.009 --> 00:32:09.089
WOMAN: Come on, let's dance!

946
00:32:09.089 --> 00:32:10.089
(Holly coughs)

947
00:32:10.089 --> 00:32:12.049
(ominous music)

948
00:32:12.049 --> 00:32:13.279
Ha ha, Holly.

949
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:15.180
Very funny.

950
00:32:15.180 --> 00:32:19.019
(Holly coughing)

951
00:32:19.019 --> 00:32:21.019
Holly!

952
00:32:21.019 --> 00:32:23.130
What's going on?

953
00:32:23.130 --> 00:32:25.049
(Holly coughs)

954
00:32:25.049 --> 00:32:26.230
(bell dinging)

955
00:32:26.230 --> 00:32:29.170
(romantic music)

956
00:32:29.170 --> 00:32:30.130
Whoa, are you okay?

957
00:32:30.130 --> 00:32:32.190
Yeah, I just, um.

958
00:32:32.190 --> 00:32:33.160
I'm fine.

959
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:37.130
Are you okay?

960
00:32:37.130 --> 00:32:38.150
Uh, yeah.

961
00:32:38.150 --> 00:32:39.140
I'm, I'm fine.

962
00:32:39.140 --> 00:32:41.079
Did you eat one of those

963
00:32:39.140 --> 00:32:41.079
Christmas ham balls?

964
00:32:41.079 --> 00:32:42.220
They are delicious but deadly.

965
00:32:42.220 --> 00:32:45.029
No, just a sip of spiked cocoa,

966
00:32:45.029 --> 00:32:47.269
but something got lodged in my

967
00:32:45.029 --> 00:32:47.269
throat.

968
00:32:47.269 --> 00:32:49.220
Oh, weird.

969
00:32:49.220 --> 00:32:50.279
It was this.

970
00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:51.269
(ominous music)

971
00:32:51.269 --> 00:32:54.150
Holly, isn't that camera man

972
00:32:51.269 --> 00:32:54.150
Sam's?

973
00:32:54.150 --> 00:32:55.119
Um,

974
00:32:57.210 --> 00:32:58.180
I need a minute.

975
00:33:03.180 --> 00:33:06.119
(Holly vomiting)

976
00:33:07.250 --> 00:33:11.099
(toilet flushing)

977
00:33:11.099 --> 00:33:13.240
(dark music)

978
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.150
Well happy freakin' holidays.

979
00:33:33.089 --> 00:33:35.029
was in the hot cocoa dispenser?

980
00:33:35.259 --> 00:33:36.210
Yeah.

981
00:33:36.210 --> 00:33:37.250
That's very bizarre.

982
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:41.029
But, at least my handsome,

983
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:41.029
charming,

984
00:33:41.029 --> 00:33:43.180
single brother was there to

985
00:33:41.029 --> 00:33:43.180
rescue you.

986
00:33:43.180 --> 00:33:46.039
Chad, I do not have time for

987
00:33:43.180 --> 00:33:46.039
a romance chat right now.

988
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:47.279
I'm trying to tell you

989
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:47.279
something important.

990
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:49.259
Right, sorry, go ahead.

991
00:33:49.259 --> 00:33:52.089
Ever since I came back

992
00:33:49.259 --> 00:33:52.089
to Ornaments, weird shit.

993
00:33:52.089 --> 00:33:53.039
Stuff.

994
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:53.230
- Shit.

995
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:53.230
- Okay.

996
00:33:53.230 --> 00:33:54.289
Has been happening to me.

997
00:33:54.289 --> 00:33:58.009
First, my camera man disappears.

998
00:33:58.009 --> 00:34:00.150
Then I find his van

999
00:33:58.009 --> 00:34:00.150
with bloody sixes on it,

1000
00:34:00.150 --> 00:34:03.049
and last night I end up choking

1001
00:34:00.150 --> 00:34:03.049
on this?

1002
00:34:03.049 --> 00:34:05.009
I'm not sure what you're getting

1003
00:34:03.049 --> 00:34:05.009
at.

1004
00:34:06.019 --> 00:34:07.000
(ominous music)

1005
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.030
I wrote Satan by mistake when I

1006
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.030
was seven.

1007
00:34:10.030 --> 00:34:12.099
Wait, isn't that how old

1008
00:34:10.030 --> 00:34:12.099
you were when your parents?

1009
00:34:12.099 --> 00:34:13.170
Were hacked to death?

1010
00:34:13.170 --> 00:34:14.289
Oh yeah.

1011
00:34:14.289 --> 00:34:17.219
Apparently I asked

1012
00:34:14.289 --> 00:34:17.219
Satan to get rid of them

1013
00:34:17.219 --> 00:34:19.210
and then they wind up being

1014
00:34:17.219 --> 00:34:19.210
murdered.

1015
00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:23.099
And last night at the

1016
00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:23.099
letters to Santa event,

1017
00:34:23.099 --> 00:34:24.190
I wrote to him again.

1018
00:34:24.190 --> 00:34:25.139
Why?

1019
00:34:25.139 --> 00:34:26.119
What did you write?

1020
00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:28.269
I called old heavy hooves a

1021
00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:28.269
giant dick.

1022
00:34:28.269 --> 00:34:29.179
Oh, Holly.

1023
00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:31.260
And then, they got back to me

1024
00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:35.000
via the Whit and Wagner

1025
00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:35.000
Wine Bar ladies room.

1026
00:34:36.219 --> 00:34:37.239
Uh, okay Hol,

1027
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.159
the person who hurt your

1028
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.159
parents.

1029
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:41.199
That was some nutty nut job

1030
00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:45.010
dressed up as Santa the police

1031
00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:45.010
could never find, right?

1032
00:34:45.010 --> 00:34:47.030
The whole devil thing,

1033
00:34:47.030 --> 00:34:49.010
you're not even religious.

1034
00:34:49.010 --> 00:34:51.159
You don't believe in Satan,

1035
00:34:49.010 --> 00:34:51.159
right?

1036
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:52.119
Right.

1037
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:53.070
You don't even believe in

1038
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:53.070
Christmas.

1039
00:34:53.070 --> 00:34:54.139
Right, but.

1040
00:34:54.139 --> 00:34:57.050
So this is some vaping teens

1041
00:34:54.139 --> 00:34:57.050
playing an April Fools prank.

1042
00:34:57.050 --> 00:34:58.230
It's December.

1043
00:34:58.230 --> 00:35:00.199
But they're vapists.

1044
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:01.280
They don't know that.

1045
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:04.230
(romantic music)

1046
00:35:06.210 --> 00:35:08.230
Oh, jingle my bells.

1047
00:35:08.230 --> 00:35:09.230
What?

1048
00:35:09.230 --> 00:35:12.079
Holly, this, this is John Smith.

1049
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:13.030
He's uh.

1050
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:13.030
Hey.

1051
00:35:13.030 --> 00:35:14.130
An amazing farmer.

1052
00:35:14.130 --> 00:35:15.139
Wow, that's hard.

1053
00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:18.090
He's got the best, produce

1054
00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:18.090
in all of Ornaments.

1055
00:35:18.090 --> 00:35:20.070
Oh, you're too kind, Chady.

1056
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:22.079
Chady?

1057
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.070
Do people call you Chady?

1058
00:35:24.070 --> 00:35:25.019
No.

1059
00:35:25.019 --> 00:35:26.030
Oh, um sorry.

1060
00:35:26.030 --> 00:35:27.030
No, you can call me that.

1061
00:35:27.030 --> 00:35:28.139
I mean if you'd prefer

1062
00:35:27.030 --> 00:35:28.139
Chad, I can you Chad.

1063
00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:30.010
No, I don't prefer anything.

1064
00:35:31.039 --> 00:35:32.199
That, that came out wrong.

1065
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.190
Um, well I better get going.

1066
00:35:34.190 --> 00:35:35.170
I've got to iron out my suit

1067
00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:38.139
before the gingerbread gala

1068
00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:38.139
tonight, so.

1069
00:35:38.139 --> 00:35:41.030
Nice to meet you and,

1070
00:35:38.139 --> 00:35:41.030
see you later.

1071
00:35:41.030 --> 00:35:42.130
Yeah, okay.

1072
00:35:42.130 --> 00:35:43.019
Oh, yeah, no.

1073
00:35:43.019 --> 00:35:44.030
You got it?

1074
00:35:43.019 --> 00:35:44.030
I got it.

1075
00:35:44.030 --> 00:35:45.050
Okay.

1076
00:35:44.030 --> 00:35:45.050
Bye.

1077
00:35:45.050 --> 00:35:46.019
Bye.

1078
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:50.280
(Holly laughs mockingly)

1079
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:52.179
Well, it is pretty clear

1080
00:35:52.179 --> 00:35:56.030
that he wants to take a nice

1081
00:35:52.179 --> 00:35:56.030
juicy bite outta your apple.

1082
00:35:56.030 --> 00:35:57.289
Why don't you flirt back?

1083
00:35:57.289 --> 00:35:58.289
I tried.

1084
00:35:58.289 --> 00:36:01.030
But, look at me.

1085
00:36:01.030 --> 00:36:02.269
I'm probably not the guy's type.

1086
00:36:02.269 --> 00:36:04.239
I gotta go fill a bunch of pie

1087
00:36:02.269 --> 00:36:04.239
orders.

1088
00:36:05.250 --> 00:36:07.050
And then the pies themselves.

1089
00:36:07.050 --> 00:36:08.050
I'll probably eat one too.

1090
00:36:08.050 --> 00:36:09.170
I'm so fat and alone.

1091
00:36:09.170 --> 00:36:10.150
It is really good.

1092
00:36:10.150 --> 00:36:11.110
CHAD: I know, right?

1093
00:36:11.110 --> 00:36:12.079
Hey, Holly.

1094
00:36:13.030 --> 00:36:14.230
What, did you go on a shopping

1095
00:36:13.030 --> 00:36:14.230
spree?

1096
00:36:14.230 --> 00:36:15.230
They're for Danica.

1097
00:36:15.230 --> 00:36:16.219
We still haven't found just

1098
00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:18.179
the right dress for

1099
00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:18.179
the gingerbread gala.

1100
00:36:18.179 --> 00:36:19.130
Mm.

1101
00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:20.230
I heard you met my brother,

1102
00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:20.230
Cole.

1103
00:36:20.230 --> 00:36:22.030
The singing Sheriff.

1104
00:36:22.030 --> 00:36:24.000
He thought you were pretty cute.

1105
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:28.050
I mean, for an adult woman

1106
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:28.050
who steals Darby Dream Wagons.

1107
00:36:28.050 --> 00:36:29.179
I'd be happy to set you two up

1108
00:36:28.050 --> 00:36:29.179
on a date.

1109
00:36:29.179 --> 00:36:31.150
I'm not interested in

1110
00:36:29.179 --> 00:36:31.150
getting to know Cole,

1111
00:36:31.150 --> 00:36:35.289
or any other band better in

1112
00:36:31.150 --> 00:36:35.289
this creepy ass Christmas town.

1113
00:36:35.289 --> 00:36:39.000
Second my gig ends, I am

1114
00:36:35.289 --> 00:36:39.000
peacing out, never to return.

1115
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:40.079
I don't believe you, Holly

1116
00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:40.079
Winters.

1117
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:41.090
That's not my name anymore.

1118
00:36:41.090 --> 00:36:42.289
I see it, deep down.

1119
00:36:42.289 --> 00:36:44.019
What are you talking about?

1120
00:36:44.019 --> 00:36:45.139
The Christmas candle.

1121
00:36:45.139 --> 00:36:46.210
Inside your heart.

1122
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:48.199
It's still lit.

1123
00:36:49.230 --> 00:36:53.019
Okay, that makes like zero sense

1124
00:36:53.019 --> 00:36:55.250
and you don't even know me, Joy.

1125
00:36:57.269 --> 00:37:00.150
♪ Joy to the world ♪

1126
00:37:00.150 --> 00:37:03.119
♪ The Lord is come ♪

1127
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.010
♪ Let Earth ♪

1128
00:37:05.010 --> 00:37:06.159
♪ Receive ♪

1129
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:09.110
♪ Her king ♪

1130
00:37:09.110 --> 00:37:12.099
♪ Let every heart ♪

1131
00:37:12.099 --> 00:37:15.059
♪ Prepare him room ♪

1132
00:37:15.059 --> 00:37:18.019
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1133
00:37:18.019 --> 00:37:20.260
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1134
00:37:20.260 --> 00:37:25.119
♪ And he-eaven heaven and nature

1135
00:37:20.260 --> 00:37:25.119
sing ♪

1136
00:37:30.219 --> 00:37:31.199
That was great.

1137
00:37:32.139 --> 00:37:34.099
I didn't realize you were a

1138
00:37:32.139 --> 00:37:34.099
tenor.

1139
00:37:34.099 --> 00:37:36.099
Yeah, most people don't

1140
00:37:34.099 --> 00:37:36.099
expect that from me.

1141
00:37:36.099 --> 00:37:37.070
I bet they don't.

1142
00:37:37.070 --> 00:37:38.170
Unfortunately,

1143
00:37:39.210 --> 00:37:42.030
we already have someone in

1144
00:37:39.210 --> 00:37:42.030
your vocal range right now.

1145
00:37:42.030 --> 00:37:44.239
So I don't think it's gonna

1146
00:37:42.030 --> 00:37:44.239
be a really good fit for us.

1147
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:45.199
Oh.

1148
00:37:46.170 --> 00:37:47.119
That, that's too bad.

1149
00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:49.099
It really is.

1150
00:37:49.099 --> 00:37:51.190
Yeah, it really, really is.

1151
00:37:53.170 --> 00:37:55.119
Oh, but would you like to take

1152
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:57.179
one of my heavenly cookies over

1153
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:57.179
there?

1154
00:37:57.179 --> 00:37:58.159
My little angels.

1155
00:37:58.159 --> 00:37:59.139
Hi guys!

1156
00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:00.269
For the road?

1157
00:38:00.269 --> 00:38:02.090
Uh, I'm good.

1158
00:38:02.090 --> 00:38:03.039
Are you sure?

1159
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:03.289
They're delish.

1160
00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:05.230
Maybe uh, save it for the poor

1161
00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:05.230
kids

1162
00:38:05.230 --> 00:38:07.170
at the toy drive tomorrow night.

1163
00:38:08.219 --> 00:38:10.289
Well now that is a

1164
00:38:08.219 --> 00:38:10.289
thoughtful though, Cole.

1165
00:38:10.289 --> 00:38:12.269
Yes, and um, okay.

1166
00:38:12.269 --> 00:38:13.170
Well, you know what?

1167
00:38:13.170 --> 00:38:15.090
Better try next year, right?

1168
00:38:15.090 --> 00:38:17.130
Good try today.

1169
00:38:17.130 --> 00:38:18.130
♪ Aah ♪

1170
00:38:18.130 --> 00:38:20.170
All right, we'll see you

1171
00:38:18.130 --> 00:38:20.170
a bit later then, Cole.

1172
00:38:20.170 --> 00:38:21.179
Bye bye.

1173
00:38:24.210 --> 00:38:26.130
(ominous music)

1174
00:38:26.130 --> 00:38:27.260
Oh angel Jennifer, I shan't.

1175
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.219
Well what's, one little bite of

1176
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.219
your,

1177
00:38:32.219 --> 00:38:34.099
your wing gonna do, right?

1178
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:36.159
Oh, I mean.

1179
00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:40.269
How many calories can that be?

1180
00:38:43.070 --> 00:38:46.110
(Aunt Becky moaning)

1181
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:56.050
(ominous music)

1182
00:38:56.050 --> 00:38:58.000
I missed you so much.

1183
00:39:00.030 --> 00:39:03.059
Mommy, why did you hurt me?

1184
00:39:03.059 --> 00:39:06.039
(Aunt Becky screams)

1185
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:07.199
What, what what?

1186
00:39:08.179 --> 00:39:09.239
Oh my gosh.

1187
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:10.219
My angels,

1188
00:39:10.219 --> 00:39:12.199
I didn't realize you guys were

1189
00:39:10.219 --> 00:39:12.199
all alive.

1190
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:14.139
You killed Jennifer!

1191
00:39:14.139 --> 00:39:15.090
Bad mommy!

1192
00:39:15.090 --> 00:39:17.110
I, I didn't know what I was

1193
00:39:15.090 --> 00:39:17.110
doing.

1194
00:39:17.110 --> 00:39:18.250
I can make you a new friend.

1195
00:39:18.250 --> 00:39:20.110
(cookies crying)

1196
00:39:20.110 --> 00:39:21.059
Please don't cry.

1197
00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:22.039
(ominous music)

1198
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:23.130
Jingle bells!

1199
00:39:24.250 --> 00:39:25.150
No.

1200
00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:26.280
Do you know what time it is?

1201
00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:28.130
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1202
00:39:28.130 --> 00:39:29.280
Cookie time!

1203
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:32.219
(Satan Claus laughs evilly)

1204
00:39:32.219 --> 00:39:33.170
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1205
00:39:33.170 --> 00:39:36.139
Burn bright, my little star

1206
00:39:33.170 --> 00:39:36.139
baker.

1207
00:39:36.139 --> 00:39:39.179
(Satan Claus laughs)

1208
00:39:48.170 --> 00:39:52.110
that there's literally no waywh

1209
00:39:52.110 --> 00:39:55.039
to get a coffee in a

1210
00:39:52.110 --> 00:39:55.039
coffee shop this morning.

1211
00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:56.170
Yes.

1212
00:39:56.170 --> 00:39:57.119
Great, fantastic.

1213
00:39:57.119 --> 00:39:59.090
Well, I hope you have a great

1214
00:39:57.119 --> 00:39:59.090
day

1215
00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:02.170
because you're making me have

1216
00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:02.170
vodka for breakfast, again.

1217
00:40:04.019 --> 00:40:04.280
Watch it.

1218
00:40:07.219 --> 00:40:09.239
Don't help us or anything.

1219
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:11.179
Oh I uh, I wasn't going to.

1220
00:40:12.269 --> 00:40:14.230
Um, give us a second, Joy.

1221
00:40:14.230 --> 00:40:15.230
Of course.

1222
00:40:15.230 --> 00:40:17.050
You know what, Holly?

1223
00:40:17.050 --> 00:40:18.269
With Chris Pringle you are

1224
00:40:17.050 --> 00:40:18.269
barking up

1225
00:40:18.269 --> 00:40:19.289
the wrong Christmas tree.

1226
00:40:19.289 --> 00:40:23.230
Oh my God, I am not

1227
00:40:19.289 --> 00:40:23.230
interested in Chris Pringle.

1228
00:40:23.230 --> 00:40:26.190
Okay, like maybe to like

1229
00:40:23.230 --> 00:40:26.190
bang once before I bounce.

1230
00:40:27.150 --> 00:40:30.190
Why is everybody so obsessed

1231
00:40:27.150 --> 00:40:30.190
with love in this town?

1232
00:40:30.190 --> 00:40:34.099
Well at least we can love

1233
00:40:30.190 --> 00:40:34.099
something other than the bottle.

1234
00:40:34.099 --> 00:40:37.239
Go back to the big city

1235
00:40:34.099 --> 00:40:37.239
and drink your life away.

1236
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.119
Okay, and why don't you go

1237
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.119
straight to hell, Mayor.

1238
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:45.230
Ugh!

1239
00:40:46.179 --> 00:40:48.000
The nerve.

1240
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.030
Uh, the gala committee needs you

1241
00:40:50.030 --> 00:40:51.250
to approve tonight's gala

1242
00:40:50.030 --> 00:40:51.250
decorations.

1243
00:40:51.250 --> 00:40:54.019
They also have some

1244
00:40:51.250 --> 00:40:54.019
questions about the auction.

1245
00:40:54.019 --> 00:40:55.050
Why do I have to do everything?

1246
00:40:55.050 --> 00:40:57.070
Because you're the mayor.

1247
00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:01.010
I guess I'll have to try on

1248
00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:01.010
my dresses at the hall, then.

1249
00:41:01.010 --> 00:41:02.070
You're gonna look great in

1250
00:41:01.010 --> 00:41:02.070
everything.

1251
00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:05.099
Oh, thank you I, I mean I've

1252
00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:05.099
been working out a lot, so.

1253
00:41:05.099 --> 00:41:06.159
It shows.

1254
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:09.130
(whimsical music)

1255
00:41:15.150 --> 00:41:16.179
How's it going in there?

1256
00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:23.090
Joy, do you call this polyester

1257
00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:23.090
candy cane mess, classy?

1258
00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:25.219
'Cause if I wear it tonight,

1259
00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:25.219
kids will lick me to death.

1260
00:41:25.219 --> 00:41:28.239
Uh, well, there are still

1261
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:31.210
a few more options that you

1262
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:31.210
haven't tried.

1263
00:41:31.210 --> 00:41:34.010
This one's custom.

1264
00:41:34.010 --> 00:41:35.159
It's from Paris.

1265
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:37.269
Oh, now we're talking.

1266
00:41:37.269 --> 00:41:41.010
Oh, but it's a size zero, so.

1267
00:41:41.010 --> 00:41:41.280
Trust me.

1268
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:44.010
I'm a size zero, Joy.

1269
00:41:45.110 --> 00:41:46.159
Of course you are.

1270
00:41:47.230 --> 00:41:49.090
Double zero even.

1271
00:41:59.219 --> 00:42:03.059
(light mysterious music)

1272
00:42:05.250 --> 00:42:07.210
Joy, you weren't kidding.

1273
00:42:07.210 --> 00:42:09.099
I think we have a winner.

1274
00:42:11.019 --> 00:42:12.130
(ominous music)

1275
00:42:12.130 --> 00:42:13.159
Do you need a hand?

1276
00:42:16.070 --> 00:42:17.099
Oh thank you, Joy.

1277
00:42:17.099 --> 00:42:20.019
It must have been a man

1278
00:42:17.099 --> 00:42:20.019
that invented side zippers.

1279
00:42:20.019 --> 00:42:22.110
See, I told you I was a size

1280
00:42:20.019 --> 00:42:22.110
zero.

1281
00:42:22.110 --> 00:42:25.010
Your bow looks a little limp,

1282
00:42:22.110 --> 00:42:25.010
Mayor.

1283
00:42:25.010 --> 00:42:28.059
Perhaps I could assist you with

1284
00:42:25.010 --> 00:42:28.059
it, hm?

1285
00:42:28.059 --> 00:42:31.170
(Danica whimpering)

1286
00:42:31.170 --> 00:42:33.110
Are you okay?

1287
00:42:33.110 --> 00:42:34.239
Mayor?

1288
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:36.230
(Danica choking)

1289
00:42:36.230 --> 00:42:38.059
Danica?

1290
00:42:38.059 --> 00:42:39.019
Mayor?

1291
00:42:40.070 --> 00:42:43.079
(Danica choking)

1292
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:44.289
Do you need me to come in there?

1293
00:42:44.289 --> 00:42:47.269
SATAN CLAUS: Oh that

1294
00:42:44.289 --> 00:42:47.269
dress is just to die for.

1295
00:42:47.269 --> 00:42:50.039
(Satan Claus laughing evilly)

1296
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:53.099
(Danica choking)

1297
00:42:53.099 --> 00:42:55.269
I have this trick with

1298
00:42:53.099 --> 00:42:55.269
butter and a coat hanger.

1299
00:42:55.269 --> 00:42:57.119
I can get you right in there.

1300
00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:00.170
SATAN CLAUS: Isn't that

1301
00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:00.170
line a little tight?

1302
00:43:00.170 --> 00:43:03.119
(Satan Claus laughing)

1303
00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:04.179
I'm coming in there.

1304
00:43:05.150 --> 00:43:08.019
(tense music)

1305
00:43:13.010 --> 00:43:16.110
(Satan Claus laughing)

1306
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:19.280
Is there any way to just like

1307
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.199
get a normal coffee around here?

1308
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:26.010
But you're so ho ho, hot,

1309
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:26.010
chocolate.

1310
00:43:26.010 --> 00:43:28.179
Chad, that's not even

1311
00:43:26.010 --> 00:43:28.179
a real play on words.

1312
00:43:28.179 --> 00:43:31.139
Not everything said here has to

1313
00:43:28.179 --> 00:43:31.139
be like,

1314
00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:34.139
Christmas explosion.

1315
00:43:34.139 --> 00:43:35.260
Nah, I disatree.

1316
00:43:35.260 --> 00:43:37.010
Chad.

1317
00:43:37.010 --> 00:43:38.010
I'll murder you in your sleep.

1318
00:43:38.010 --> 00:43:38.289
That one needs work.

1319
00:43:38.289 --> 00:43:39.239
Chad!

1320
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:40.130
What's going on?

1321
00:43:40.130 --> 00:43:41.190
A monster took the Mayor!

1322
00:43:41.190 --> 00:43:42.139
What?

1323
00:43:42.139 --> 00:43:43.099
Let's go.

1324
00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:47.230
She went through there.

1325
00:43:47.230 --> 00:43:50.210
With him, the monster man.

1326
00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:53.190
I didn't see him but he had

1327
00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:53.190
this horrible chuckle like,

1328
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.289
nails on a chalkboard

1329
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.289
mixed with a lion's roar.

1330
00:43:58.039 --> 00:43:59.099
Shit.

1331
00:43:59.099 --> 00:44:00.269
We'll get one of your brother's

1332
00:43:59.099 --> 00:44:00.269
down here to investigate.

1333
00:44:00.269 --> 00:44:02.139
Maybe Cole.

1334
00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:05.000
Yes, definitely, definitely

1335
00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:05.000
Cole.

1336
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.099
Maybe he can see where the

1337
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.099
air vent goes, you know?

1338
00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:10.199
Meanwhile just, try to relax,

1339
00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:10.199
okay?

1340
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:12.260
How the frankincense am I

1341
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:12.260
supposed to relax right now?

1342
00:44:12.260 --> 00:44:15.190
Well, you used to be a

1343
00:44:12.260 --> 00:44:15.190
competitive snowman builder,

1344
00:44:15.190 --> 00:44:16.170
right?

1345
00:44:16.170 --> 00:44:18.150
Okay yeah, that's not a thing.

1346
00:44:18.150 --> 00:44:20.130
Tell that to my coach.

1347
00:44:20.130 --> 00:44:24.010
I medaled at the world snowman

1348
00:44:20.130 --> 00:44:24.010
championship in Finland.

1349
00:44:24.010 --> 00:44:25.050
Twice.

1350
00:44:25.050 --> 00:44:26.170
Twice.

1351
00:44:26.170 --> 00:44:31.210
Okay then go and build a

1352
00:44:26.170 --> 00:44:31.210
freaking snowman.

1353
00:44:31.210 --> 00:44:33.110
You know, frozen.

1354
00:44:35.110 --> 00:44:36.059
You see, Chad.

1355
00:44:36.059 --> 00:44:38.010
I am not crazy.

1356
00:44:38.010 --> 00:44:39.019
I know you're not.

1357
00:44:39.269 --> 00:44:42.239
This is not normal for

1358
00:44:39.269 --> 00:44:42.239
Ornaments.

1359
00:44:45.059 --> 00:44:46.099
For anywhere.

1360
00:44:58.210 --> 00:45:00.050
Now for the eyes.

1361
00:45:01.150 --> 00:45:03.159
I wonder what I can use.

1362
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:08.280
SATAN CLAUS: I can help you with

1363
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:08.280
those.

1364
00:45:10.110 --> 00:45:13.119
I spy some pretty little eyes.

1365
00:45:14.289 --> 00:45:15.260
Hello?

1366
00:45:18.059 --> 00:45:19.170
Noel?

1367
00:45:19.170 --> 00:45:20.079
Cole?

1368
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:22.159
SATAN CLAUS: No no, over here.

1369
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:23.119
That's right.

1370
00:45:24.059 --> 00:45:27.059
Why don't you come a little

1371
00:45:24.059 --> 00:45:27.059
closer.

1372
00:45:28.289 --> 00:45:31.219
Would you like to be

1373
00:45:28.289 --> 00:45:31.219
friends with a snowman, Joy?

1374
00:45:32.269 --> 00:45:36.030
Would you like to go

1375
00:45:32.269 --> 00:45:36.030
on a magical adventure

1376
00:45:36.030 --> 00:45:37.269
just like you've always dreamed

1377
00:45:36.030 --> 00:45:37.269
of?

1378
00:45:39.150 --> 00:45:40.099
(Satan Claus laughing)

1379
00:45:40.099 --> 00:45:42.190
(Joy grunting)

1380
00:45:42.190 --> 00:45:45.030
(dark music)

1381
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:57.019
(flesh ripping)

1382
00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:11.260
Hello?

1383
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.239
(melancholy music)

1384
00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:25.139
Shit.

1385
00:46:26.010 --> 00:46:27.000
(horrific music)

1386
00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:28.059
Oh Jesus!

1387
00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:30.030
God, you scared the crap out of

1388
00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:30.030
me.

1389
00:46:30.030 --> 00:46:31.099
Where's Aunt Becky?

1390
00:46:31.099 --> 00:46:32.250
Oh I, I don't know.

1391
00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:34.260
I was downtown working

1392
00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:34.260
on my nativity scene.

1393
00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:37.059
It's gonna rock everyone's

1394
00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:37.059
Christmas socks off.

1395
00:46:37.059 --> 00:46:38.199
Aunt Becky said that she

1396
00:46:37.059 --> 00:46:38.199
had choir practice here

1397
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:40.210
and then she was gonna

1398
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:40.210
carpool with us to the gala.

1399
00:46:40.210 --> 00:46:42.230
Maybe she changed her mind.

1400
00:46:42.230 --> 00:46:43.190
Now you go get ready.

1401
00:46:43.190 --> 00:46:45.250
You have a gingerbread gala to

1402
00:46:43.190 --> 00:46:45.250
cover.

1403
00:46:45.250 --> 00:46:47.019
Right, yeah.

1404
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.250
Does it, kinda like, smell funny

1405
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.250
to you?

1406
00:46:52.179 --> 00:46:53.219
Cookies.

1407
00:46:53.219 --> 00:46:56.170
And let's drop by my nativity

1408
00:46:53.219 --> 00:46:56.170
scene on the way there.

1409
00:46:59.219 --> 00:47:01.119
This is it.

1410
00:47:04.260 --> 00:47:05.269
Hey!

1411
00:47:05.269 --> 00:47:08.230
Losers, my sister here,

1412
00:47:08.230 --> 00:47:11.039
look she spent a lot of

1413
00:47:08.230 --> 00:47:11.039
time on this nativity scene,

1414
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:13.210
so why don't you and your little

1415
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:13.210
friend

1416
00:47:13.210 --> 00:47:14.199
go and fill your lungs

1417
00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:18.039
with electronic teen

1418
00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:18.039
cancer somewhere else?

1419
00:47:18.039 --> 00:47:19.059
Get out of here.

1420
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:21.059
Scram.

1421
00:47:22.190 --> 00:47:24.000
Thank you, Hol.

1422
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.239
Hey, I think your nativity

1423
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.239
scene looks...

1424
00:47:31.219 --> 00:47:32.230
sweet.

1425
00:47:32.230 --> 00:47:33.239
Oh!

1426
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:36.030
Thank you.

1427
00:47:36.030 --> 00:47:37.110
Come on, let's go.

1428
00:47:38.219 --> 00:47:40.230
See that little camel?

1429
00:47:41.190 --> 00:47:44.110
(ominous music)

1430
00:47:48.219 --> 00:47:51.030
The silent auction for

1431
00:47:48.219 --> 00:47:51.030
the gingerbread houses

1432
00:47:51.030 --> 00:47:52.250
is already underway.

1433
00:47:52.250 --> 00:47:55.280
But these are not your typical

1434
00:47:52.250 --> 00:47:55.280
structures.

1435
00:47:55.280 --> 00:48:00.230
There are skyscrapers, theme

1436
00:47:55.280 --> 00:48:00.230
parks, even a Mall of America.

1437
00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:04.059
All made out of molasses and

1438
00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:04.059
dough.

1439
00:48:04.059 --> 00:48:08.079
Holly, do I spy a gingerbread

1440
00:48:04.059 --> 00:48:08.079
Statue of Liberty?

1441
00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:10.000
You sure do, Christie.

1442
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:13.059
Oh, America's never looked so

1443
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:13.059
delicious.

1444
00:48:13.059 --> 00:48:15.190
(Holly laughs)

1445
00:48:15.190 --> 00:48:17.260
Well, I'll be back here tomorrow

1446
00:48:15.190 --> 00:48:17.260
night

1447
00:48:17.260 --> 00:48:21.010
for the very white elephant gift

1448
00:48:17.260 --> 00:48:21.010
exchange.

1449
00:48:21.010 --> 00:48:22.239
Christie, Dean.

1450
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:23.199
Thanks Holly.

1451
00:48:24.269 --> 00:48:26.199
Up next, Autumn.

1452
00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:29.019
The very incredible baby hippo

1453
00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:32.190
who can paint with her webbed

1454
00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:32.190
feet.

1455
00:48:32.190 --> 00:48:33.170
Adorable.

1456
00:48:33.170 --> 00:48:35.070
Oh man.

1457
00:48:35.070 --> 00:48:37.010
These cheapy candy cane heels.

1458
00:48:37.010 --> 00:48:38.289
They're just, they're killing

1459
00:48:37.010 --> 00:48:38.289
me.

1460
00:48:38.289 --> 00:48:40.050
(rhythmic drumming)

1461
00:48:40.050 --> 00:48:43.159
Oh great, the dancing portion

1462
00:48:40.050 --> 00:48:43.159
of the evening has begun.

1463
00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:45.099
Time to get the fudge home.

1464
00:48:45.099 --> 00:48:47.050
Fudge, sounds like Ornaments'

1465
00:48:47.050 --> 00:48:48.190
maybe rubbing off on you after

1466
00:48:47.050 --> 00:48:48.190
all.

1467
00:48:48.190 --> 00:48:50.039
Ha ha, it's not.

1468
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:51.000
I meant to say.

1469
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:52.099
Frost.

1470
00:48:52.099 --> 00:48:53.119
Miss Frost.

1471
00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:54.070
Oh, no thanks.

1472
00:48:54.070 --> 00:48:56.059
Those ham balls taste like rat

1473
00:48:54.070 --> 00:48:56.059
meat

1474
00:48:56.059 --> 00:48:58.030
stuffed into dirty baby socks.

1475
00:48:58.030 --> 00:49:00.210
Actually, I was wondering

1476
00:48:58.030 --> 00:49:00.210
if you'd like to dance.

1477
00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:02.119
Holly hates dancing.

1478
00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:04.019
Prom night, senior year.

1479
00:49:04.019 --> 00:49:06.010
She had us teepee the

1480
00:49:04.019 --> 00:49:06.010
principal's house instead.

1481
00:49:06.010 --> 00:49:09.150
Well, maybe I could um, make an

1482
00:49:06.010 --> 00:49:09.150
exception.

1483
00:49:09.150 --> 00:49:10.230
Jack Goldman.

1484
00:49:10.230 --> 00:49:11.250
Goldman.

1485
00:49:11.250 --> 00:49:13.219
You're the one who's house

1486
00:49:11.250 --> 00:49:13.219
got Christmas lighted.

1487
00:49:13.219 --> 00:49:15.250
By some vaping teen skamps.

1488
00:49:15.250 --> 00:49:17.119
Why, is me being Jewish a

1489
00:49:15.250 --> 00:49:17.119
problem?

1490
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:18.130
Not at all.

1491
00:49:18.130 --> 00:49:19.159
I find it quite exotic.

1492
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:20.219
I mean, for this town.

1493
00:49:22.070 --> 00:49:24.119
Are you good to pack up on your

1494
00:49:22.070 --> 00:49:24.119
own?

1495
00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:25.070
Sure.

1496
00:49:25.070 --> 00:49:26.039
Great.

1497
00:49:30.030 --> 00:49:31.199
Ooh.

1498
00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:36.030
Deputy Wreath, you clean up

1499
00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:36.030
like a maid at a frat house.

1500
00:49:36.030 --> 00:49:38.159
I was wondering if I

1501
00:49:36.030 --> 00:49:38.159
could have this dance.

1502
00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:40.130
I I I was just gonna ask the

1503
00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:40.130
same thing.

1504
00:49:40.130 --> 00:49:41.079
Chris.

1505
00:49:41.079 --> 00:49:42.210
Boys, she's taken.

1506
00:49:42.210 --> 00:49:44.030
Well, I'm not taken.

1507
00:49:44.030 --> 00:49:44.230
It's just supposed to be like a

1508
00:49:44.030 --> 00:49:44.230
dance.

1509
00:49:44.230 --> 00:49:47.019
Aren't you working, Goldman?

1510
00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:48.139
Holly, one song, just you and

1511
00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:48.139
me.

1512
00:49:48.139 --> 00:49:49.269
Okay, boys, boys boys boys.

1513
00:49:49.269 --> 00:49:51.190
There's no need to fight.

1514
00:49:51.190 --> 00:49:54.269
Why don't we head back

1515
00:49:51.190 --> 00:49:54.269
to my sister's place

1516
00:49:54.269 --> 00:49:57.260
and have a little four person

1517
00:49:54.269 --> 00:49:57.260
dance party

1518
00:49:57.260 --> 00:49:59.099
in my childhood bedroom?

1519
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.210
Wait, I don't remember

1520
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.210
the floor in your room

1521
00:50:02.210 --> 00:50:04.139
being that big, Hol.

1522
00:50:04.139 --> 00:50:07.119
(Faith screaming)

1523
00:50:09.099 --> 00:50:11.070
Honey what's, what's wrong?

1524
00:50:11.070 --> 00:50:14.030
Danica, she, she's dead.

1525
00:50:14.030 --> 00:50:15.079
Hey, Danica's just late to the

1526
00:50:14.030 --> 00:50:15.079
gala.

1527
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:18.070
No, I saw her outside in a

1528
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:18.070
manger,

1529
00:50:18.070 --> 00:50:20.119
dressed like a wise man.

1530
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.230
(Faith crying)

1531
00:50:22.230 --> 00:50:23.260
Oh my gosh!

1532
00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:26.079
Chad, grab my camera, press

1533
00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:26.079
the damn record button.

1534
00:50:26.079 --> 00:50:28.070
Kevins, get me back on,

1535
00:50:26.079 --> 00:50:28.070
I've got breaking news.

1536
00:50:28.070 --> 00:50:30.269
Move people, out of the way!

1537
00:50:30.269 --> 00:50:34.000
Now the quality of ivory in a

1538
00:50:30.269 --> 00:50:34.000
hippos tusk

1539
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:37.010
is not as good as an elephant's

1540
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:37.010
tusk.

1541
00:50:37.010 --> 00:50:37.219
It's not good.

1542
00:50:37.219 --> 00:50:39.000
But it does not hold them back

1543
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:41.230
from being exceptional artists.

1544
00:50:41.230 --> 00:50:44.000
I mean, Jackson Pollock at this

1545
00:50:41.230 --> 00:50:44.000
age.

1546
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:44.250
Now, can you see me?

1547
00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:45.139
Hear me?

1548
00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:45.139
Yes, Holly?

1549
00:50:45.139 --> 00:50:47.030
Okay, we're almost there.

1550
00:50:47.030 --> 00:50:48.170
Excuse me.

1551
00:50:49.230 --> 00:50:52.239
A young girl has just found

1552
00:50:49.230 --> 00:50:52.239
Mayor Danica Bells dead outside,

1553
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:55.039
posed in a gruesome nativity

1554
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:55.039
scene.

1555
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:56.099
I think I have a guess

1556
00:50:56.099 --> 00:50:58.099
as to what may have killed Mayor

1557
00:50:56.099 --> 00:50:58.099
Bells.

1558
00:51:04.210 --> 00:51:06.079
False alarm, um.

1559
00:51:07.190 --> 00:51:09.230
- Back to you.

1560
00:51:07.190 --> 00:51:09.230
- Yes.

1561
00:51:09.230 --> 00:51:12.050
What's with the interrupting,

1562
00:51:09.230 --> 00:51:12.050
about the death stuff again?

1563
00:51:12.050 --> 00:51:14.170
- It's always about murders.

1564
00:51:12.050 --> 00:51:14.170
- 'Cause now my heart rate

1565
00:51:14.170 --> 00:51:16.150
is certainly up.

1566
00:51:16.150 --> 00:51:17.150
You know what?

1567
00:51:17.150 --> 00:51:19.159
This is why we love to

1568
00:51:17.150 --> 00:51:19.159
share human interests

1569
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:21.230
and also hippo interest stories.

1570
00:51:22.190 --> 00:51:24.070
Huh, no no no.

1571
00:51:24.070 --> 00:51:24.280
Oh no.

1572
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:26.039
Daddy, daddy, I swear I saw her.

1573
00:51:26.039 --> 00:51:27.159
You have to believe me.

1574
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:28.119
I think you've just had

1575
00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:29.289
a little too much sugar tonight,

1576
00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:29.289
honey.

1577
00:51:29.289 --> 00:51:31.039
I believe you, Faith.

1578
00:51:32.070 --> 00:51:33.090
You do?

1579
00:51:34.050 --> 00:51:35.250
Holly thinks that all the blood

1580
00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:38.130
and missing people could be the

1581
00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:38.130
work of,

1582
00:51:39.250 --> 00:51:40.199
Satan.

1583
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:41.219
It's true.

1584
00:51:41.219 --> 00:51:42.170
Do you have any proof?

1585
00:51:42.170 --> 00:51:43.170
Yeah, I have proof.

1586
00:51:43.170 --> 00:51:45.130
I have a picture of a

1587
00:51:43.170 --> 00:51:45.130
note written in blood,

1588
00:51:45.130 --> 00:51:47.119
and you saw the vent, plus

1589
00:51:45.130 --> 00:51:47.119
the van the other night.

1590
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:49.000
No, those are the same vaping

1591
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:49.000
teens

1592
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:50.150
who vandalized Goldman's place.

1593
00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:52.099
They probably used cranberry

1594
00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:52.099
sauce or something.

1595
00:51:52.099 --> 00:51:54.000
It's not cranberry sauce.

1596
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:55.159
If you would test it you would

1597
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:55.159
see that.

1598
00:51:55.159 --> 00:51:58.079
Okay, I'm gonna find Danica

1599
00:51:55.159 --> 00:51:58.079
and put this all to bed.

1600
00:52:00.050 --> 00:52:01.260
Faith, why don't you go lend a

1601
00:52:00.050 --> 00:52:01.260
hand.

1602
00:52:01.260 --> 00:52:02.199
Yeah, okay.

1603
00:52:05.230 --> 00:52:08.030
Holly, you're freaking everyone

1604
00:52:05.230 --> 00:52:08.030
out.

1605
00:52:08.030 --> 00:52:10.210
Yeah, well we should

1606
00:52:08.030 --> 00:52:10.210
be freaked out, Chris.

1607
00:52:10.210 --> 00:52:12.000
Look, over the past few days,

1608
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.179
your Mayor cousin,

1609
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.179
snowman building Joy,

1610
00:52:14.179 --> 00:52:18.210
those two nerdy baristas, and

1611
00:52:14.179 --> 00:52:18.210
Aunt Becky have all vanished.

1612
00:52:18.210 --> 00:52:19.179
It's Satan.

1613
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:22.219
Holly, I care about you.

1614
00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:26.130
But the devil doesn't make

1615
00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:26.130
baristas disappear for sport.

1616
00:52:26.130 --> 00:52:31.050
And throwing around the S

1617
00:52:26.130 --> 00:52:31.050
word, isn't good for Faith.

1618
00:52:32.019 --> 00:52:33.000
She's sensitive.

1619
00:52:34.050 --> 00:52:36.250
Because of her mother and

1620
00:52:34.050 --> 00:52:36.250
the hot air balloon accident,

1621
00:52:36.250 --> 00:52:38.289
I can't have anything happen to

1622
00:52:36.250 --> 00:52:38.289
her.

1623
00:52:38.289 --> 00:52:42.010
Especially something so,

1624
00:52:38.289 --> 00:52:42.010
darn silly.

1625
00:52:42.010 --> 00:52:43.210
No, Chris, I'm telling you.

1626
00:52:43.210 --> 00:52:46.099
Look, I think it's best

1627
00:52:43.210 --> 00:52:46.099
you find a new camera man.

1628
00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:48.110
And a new man friend.

1629
00:52:50.010 --> 00:52:50.260
Uh.

1630
00:52:50.260 --> 00:52:51.219
I gotta go.

1631
00:52:56.030 --> 00:52:57.019
We're not dating.

1632
00:52:58.139 --> 00:52:59.230
Satan.

1633
00:52:59.230 --> 00:53:00.250
I warned you, Holly.

1634
00:53:00.250 --> 00:53:02.070
No depressing stuff.

1635
00:53:02.070 --> 00:53:05.130
And, you cut off our painting

1636
00:53:02.070 --> 00:53:05.130
hippo story.

1637
00:53:05.130 --> 00:53:07.000
If you want that anchor cheese,

1638
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:10.000
you stick to the script and

1639
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:10.000
look relatable while doing it.

1640
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.079
So smile like crazy when

1641
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.079
you're with the kiddos tonight.

1642
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:13.130
Something is not right here

1643
00:53:13.130 --> 00:53:14.250
and I want to solve why.

1644
00:53:14.250 --> 00:53:17.090
Yeah, no solving, just smiling.

1645
00:53:21.219 --> 00:53:22.179
Who was that?

1646
00:53:22.179 --> 00:53:24.139
Just my bitch boss.

1647
00:53:25.099 --> 00:53:26.289
He, like the rest of Ornaments,

1648
00:53:26.289 --> 00:53:28.130
doesn't give a flying fudge

1649
00:53:28.130 --> 00:53:30.230
that freaky stuff is

1650
00:53:28.130 --> 00:53:30.230
happening in this world.

1651
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:32.280
I don't know.

1652
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:34.050
Maybe he's right, maybe,

1653
00:53:34.289 --> 00:53:36.250
maybe I shouldn't either.

1654
00:53:36.250 --> 00:53:39.150
Do you ever wear your hair down?

1655
00:53:39.150 --> 00:53:40.280
I overheard your call.

1656
00:53:40.280 --> 00:53:41.239
Oh no.

1657
00:53:42.210 --> 00:53:46.070
If you want to be more

1658
00:53:42.210 --> 00:53:46.070
relatable, may I?

1659
00:53:47.010 --> 00:53:48.159
(sleigh bells ringing)

1660
00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:49.159
Sure.

1661
00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:50.059
Okay.

1662
00:53:50.059 --> 00:53:52.079
(cheerful music)

1663
00:54:04.050 --> 00:54:05.260
(Cookie laughs)

1664
00:54:05.260 --> 00:54:07.159
And now for the grand finale.

1665
00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:11.150
Um.

1666
00:54:11.150 --> 00:54:13.050
Have a holly jolly Christmas.

1667
00:54:13.050 --> 00:54:14.150
You get it?

1668
00:54:14.150 --> 00:54:15.230
Um, not a clue.

1669
00:54:17.010 --> 00:54:17.260
Because your name is Holly.

1670
00:54:17.260 --> 00:54:19.139
I'm kidding, Cook.

1671
00:54:19.139 --> 00:54:21.239
It's amazing.

1672
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.050
Now get outta here so I can

1673
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.050
change into this masterpiece.

1674
00:54:24.050 --> 00:54:25.059
Oh, hold on.

1675
00:54:27.269 --> 00:54:29.219
Okay, it's not very Christmassy.

1676
00:54:29.219 --> 00:54:31.030
No, it's for when you put on the

1677
00:54:29.219 --> 00:54:31.030
sweater

1678
00:54:31.030 --> 00:54:33.099
to protect your makeup and your

1679
00:54:31.030 --> 00:54:33.099
curls.

1680
00:54:33.099 --> 00:54:35.050
That's very weird.

1681
00:54:35.050 --> 00:54:36.019
Okay.

1682
00:54:36.019 --> 00:54:37.119
Hey, hey hey hey.

1683
00:54:38.230 --> 00:54:40.130
Thank you.

1684
00:54:40.130 --> 00:54:42.050
What's family for?

1685
00:54:43.070 --> 00:54:44.119
Yay!

1686
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:45.139
Yay, yay, yay.

1687
00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:49.139
Okay.

1688
00:54:55.260 --> 00:54:56.219
(mysterious music)

1689
00:54:56.219 --> 00:54:58.079
Perfectly relatable.

1690
00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:01.000
(ominous music)

1691
00:55:05.059 --> 00:55:06.139
Okay, ready people.

1692
00:55:06.139 --> 00:55:08.210
Three, two, show time.

1693
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:13.239
Everybody ready for some

1694
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:13.239
holiday cheer and magic?

1695
00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.250
Okay Faith, open up your

1696
00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.250
present.

1697
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:21.280
And, what did you get, little

1698
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:21.280
girl?

1699
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:26.010
Ooh, I think it might be

1700
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:26.010
raspberry jelly.

1701
00:55:26.010 --> 00:55:27.059
Ooh.

1702
00:55:27.059 --> 00:55:28.139
I think it leaked through.

1703
00:55:28.139 --> 00:55:29.139
Wow.

1704
00:55:29.139 --> 00:55:32.000
Okay, you can open up

1705
00:55:29.139 --> 00:55:32.000
your presents now, too.

1706
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:34.030
Ah!

1707
00:55:34.030 --> 00:55:35.010
Oh wait, it's uh.

1708
00:55:35.010 --> 00:55:36.179
(ominous music)

1709
00:55:36.179 --> 00:55:37.199
It's a foot.

1710
00:55:39.190 --> 00:55:40.269
From a person.

1711
00:55:40.269 --> 00:55:42.099
(people gasping)

1712
00:55:42.099 --> 00:55:44.239
MAN: Is that, is that real?

1713
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:47.159
(ominous music)

1714
00:56:11.269 --> 00:56:13.030
Holly.

1715
00:56:13.030 --> 00:56:14.099
Are you having a stroke?

1716
00:56:14.099 --> 00:56:16.050
Uh, yeah um.

1717
00:56:16.050 --> 00:56:20.260
I think that maybe we

1718
00:56:16.050 --> 00:56:20.260
should, uh, wrap this up.

1719
00:56:20.260 --> 00:56:23.110
I'm uh.

1720
00:56:20.260 --> 00:56:23.110
Thank you.

1721
00:56:23.110 --> 00:56:24.059
I think, I mean.

1722
00:56:24.059 --> 00:56:26.010
Put the fudging camera down,

1723
00:56:24.059 --> 00:56:26.010
Chad!

1724
00:56:26.010 --> 00:56:27.199
Oh my God, Cookie!

1725
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:29.130
(people gasping)

1726
00:56:29.130 --> 00:56:30.110
She's not breathing!

1727
00:56:30.110 --> 00:56:31.110
Someone call an ambulance!

1728
00:56:31.110 --> 00:56:33.090
I can do CPR while we wait.

1729
00:56:33.090 --> 00:56:35.110
Can I get the parents

1730
00:56:33.090 --> 00:56:35.110
to grab their children

1731
00:56:35.110 --> 00:56:37.090
and take them home immediately.

1732
00:56:37.090 --> 00:56:38.289
That's an order.

1733
00:56:38.289 --> 00:56:40.050
All of this it,

1734
00:56:40.050 --> 00:56:43.099
it must have triggered her

1735
00:56:40.050 --> 00:56:43.099
back to that Christmas morning.

1736
00:56:43.099 --> 00:56:44.239
She's gonna be okay, right?

1737
00:56:46.110 --> 00:56:47.190
She has to be okay.

1738
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:54.199
(sirens blaring)

1739
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:54.199
(dramatic music)

1740
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.099
This is the same thing happened

1741
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.099
to your parents, isn't it?

1742
00:57:06.099 --> 00:57:07.119
Yeah, Aunt Becky said they were

1743
00:57:06.099 --> 00:57:07.119
found

1744
00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:09.260
wrapped up like gifts

1745
00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:09.260
under the Christmas tree.

1746
00:57:11.070 --> 00:57:13.099
If the killer really is back,

1747
00:57:13.099 --> 00:57:15.159
that means he went dormant for

1748
00:57:13.099 --> 00:57:15.159
decades

1749
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:17.170
and came back right when you

1750
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:17.170
did.

1751
00:57:17.170 --> 00:57:19.000
What are you saying, Noel?

1752
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:22.099
I'm saying it's a hell of a

1753
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:22.099
coincidence.

1754
00:57:22.099 --> 00:57:23.000
I don't have time for this right

1755
00:57:22.099 --> 00:57:23.000
now.

1756
00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:24.010
I need to be with my sister.

1757
00:57:24.010 --> 00:57:25.090
Chad, Chris, wait up.

1758
00:57:38.059 --> 00:57:39.070
Hey.

1759
00:57:41.179 --> 00:57:42.179
It's warm.

1760
00:57:42.179 --> 00:57:43.199
Thank you.

1761
00:57:45.150 --> 00:57:46.159
How you feeling?

1762
00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:53.110
My brain's just trying to

1763
00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:53.110
make sense of all this.

1764
00:57:53.110 --> 00:57:56.010
You know I, I knew there

1765
00:57:53.110 --> 00:57:56.010
was evil in the world,

1766
00:57:56.010 --> 00:57:58.059
just not here in Ornaments.

1767
00:57:58.059 --> 00:58:00.289
I mean not for a long time,

1768
00:57:58.059 --> 00:58:00.289
at least.

1769
00:58:00.289 --> 00:58:02.210
Now it's back and it's all my

1770
00:58:00.289 --> 00:58:02.210
fault.

1771
00:58:02.210 --> 00:58:04.219
No, you can't blame yourself,

1772
00:58:02.210 --> 00:58:04.219
Holly.

1773
00:58:04.219 --> 00:58:06.110
Maybe not for the letter that

1774
00:58:04.219 --> 00:58:06.110
I wrote when we were kids,

1775
00:58:06.110 --> 00:58:08.059
but the one the other night,

1776
00:58:06.110 --> 00:58:08.059
I mean.

1777
00:58:09.090 --> 00:58:10.159
I don't know.

1778
00:58:11.219 --> 00:58:14.190
I always thought that the devil

1779
00:58:11.219 --> 00:58:14.190
was just made up, you know?

1780
00:58:14.190 --> 00:58:18.230
Like a mascot for the bad

1781
00:58:14.190 --> 00:58:18.230
so that people wouldn't sin.

1782
00:58:18.230 --> 00:58:22.210
An evil spirit that was just

1783
00:58:18.230 --> 00:58:22.210
as fictitious as the one

1784
00:58:22.210 --> 00:58:25.039
with the white beard that

1785
00:58:22.210 --> 00:58:25.039
I thought I was writing to.

1786
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:27.289
(phone ringing)

1787
00:58:27.289 --> 00:58:28.260
Oy.

1788
00:58:29.230 --> 00:58:30.130
It's my boss.

1789
00:58:32.030 --> 00:58:33.179
Probably calling to fire my ass.

1790
00:58:33.179 --> 00:58:35.000
Oh, you don't know that.

1791
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:35.269
Hm.

1792
00:58:37.070 --> 00:58:38.099
I'll be fine.

1793
00:58:38.099 --> 00:58:40.219
Just, I'm glad you're here with

1794
00:58:38.099 --> 00:58:40.219
me.

1795
00:58:40.219 --> 00:58:42.070
Okay, I'll, I'll be quick.

1796
00:58:42.070 --> 00:58:43.030
Okay.

1797
00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:47.159
Pretty crazy night, huh?

1798
00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:49.139
KEVINS: More like crazy ratings.

1799
00:58:50.150 --> 00:58:51.059
What?

1800
00:58:51.059 --> 00:58:52.289
Your segment just went viral.

1801
00:58:52.289 --> 00:58:55.210
Over three million views

1802
00:58:52.289 --> 00:58:55.210
in just under an hour.

1803
00:58:55.210 --> 00:58:56.230
Guess I was wrong, eh?

1804
00:58:56.230 --> 00:58:59.210
People don't want feel

1805
00:58:56.230 --> 00:58:59.210
good, they want darkness,

1806
00:58:59.210 --> 00:59:02.260
blood and gore, so, come

1807
00:58:59.210 --> 00:59:02.260
on, let's give it to 'em.

1808
00:59:02.260 --> 00:59:04.039
That is disgusting.

1809
00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:05.000
You are talking about people

1810
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.059
who lost their lives including

1811
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.059
my aunt.

1812
00:59:07.059 --> 00:59:09.199
Listen, it's time to get

1813
00:59:07.059 --> 00:59:09.199
back to investigative, Holly.

1814
00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:11.260
Find out who's doing the kills.

1815
00:59:11.260 --> 00:59:15.199
Who knows, you may end up

1816
00:59:11.260 --> 00:59:15.199
getting poached by Fox News.

1817
00:59:18.230 --> 00:59:22.059
I hope scouring the B roll

1818
00:59:18.230 --> 00:59:22.059
will help us catch the killer.

1819
00:59:22.059 --> 00:59:24.039
What if she's right?

1820
00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:25.130
Holly, that it's um,

1821
00:59:28.090 --> 00:59:29.110
Satan.

1822
00:59:29.110 --> 00:59:31.230
I got a big fat bag of evidence.

1823
00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:34.050
Seems to be some kind of a

1824
00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:34.050
disguise.

1825
00:59:34.050 --> 00:59:35.210
They found it behind Aunt B's.

1826
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.099
Got a brown wig.

1827
00:59:40.139 --> 00:59:41.289
Camera, glasses.

1828
00:59:43.010 --> 00:59:44.219
Bubble gum lip gloss.

1829
00:59:44.219 --> 00:59:47.099
Animal print scarf and finally

1830
00:59:44.219 --> 00:59:47.099
this,

1831
00:59:48.059 --> 00:59:49.170
coral blazer.

1832
00:59:49.170 --> 00:59:50.239
Well that's tangerine.

1833
00:59:53.070 --> 00:59:54.199
Oh, holy night.

1834
00:59:55.210 --> 00:59:57.010
It's definitely tangerine.

1835
00:59:57.260 --> 00:59:58.150
There something about these

1836
00:59:57.260 --> 00:59:58.150
items

1837
00:59:58.150 --> 00:59:59.280
that look familiar to you?

1838
01:00:02.090 --> 01:00:03.239
What are you keeping from me,

1839
01:00:02.090 --> 01:00:03.239
Pringle?

1840
01:00:04.269 --> 01:00:08.099
Those, those are Holly's things.

1841
01:00:08.099 --> 01:00:09.159
What?

1842
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:12.099
Noel, there's no way Holly did

1843
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:12.099
this.

1844
01:00:13.130 --> 01:00:14.099
Chris.

1845
01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:16.170
Where is she now?

1846
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:20.110
(ominous music)

1847
01:00:21.179 --> 01:00:23.010
DEPUTY WREATH: Hands up!

1848
01:00:23.010 --> 01:00:24.269
Oh oh oh!

1849
01:00:24.269 --> 01:00:25.230
Deputy.

1850
01:00:25.230 --> 01:00:28.099
Worst stripper gram ever.

1851
01:00:28.099 --> 01:00:30.019
This isn't a joke.

1852
01:00:30.019 --> 01:00:31.269
Noel told me what you did to

1853
01:00:30.019 --> 01:00:31.269
those people.

1854
01:00:31.269 --> 01:00:33.170
To our sweet little sister.

1855
01:00:33.170 --> 01:00:34.070
What?

1856
01:00:34.070 --> 01:00:34.280
Chad, what is going on here?

1857
01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:37.000
Hands behind your back, Frost.

1858
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:39.119
Okay, okay, geez.

1859
01:00:40.230 --> 01:00:41.260
You're under arrest

1860
01:00:43.010 --> 01:00:44.269
for six homicides in Ornaments.

1861
01:00:44.269 --> 01:00:46.159
What are you talking about?

1862
01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:47.239
The bodies that were found

1863
01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:47.239
tonight,

1864
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:50.260
all of your sister's personal

1865
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:50.260
belongings were there, Cookie.

1866
01:00:50.260 --> 01:00:52.119
Covered in victim's blood.

1867
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:53.170
Oh, okay.

1868
01:00:53.170 --> 01:00:54.170
Look, I'm obviously being

1869
01:00:53.170 --> 01:00:54.170
framed.

1870
01:00:54.170 --> 01:00:55.159
Cookie.

1871
01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:56.280
No it was you, wasn't it?

1872
01:00:57.280 --> 01:00:58.269
What?

1873
01:00:58.269 --> 01:01:00.130
You killed mom and dad

1874
01:00:58.269 --> 01:01:00.130
when we were little.

1875
01:01:00.130 --> 01:01:01.179
What?

1876
01:01:01.179 --> 01:01:03.130
All because they wouldn't

1877
01:01:01.179 --> 01:01:03.130
buy you a Darby Dream Wagon.

1878
01:01:03.130 --> 01:01:05.269
And then, and then you came back

1879
01:01:05.269 --> 01:01:08.190
to do a news story so that

1880
01:01:05.269 --> 01:01:08.190
you would be promoted.

1881
01:01:08.190 --> 01:01:09.159
No!

1882
01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:10.280
You're a psychopath!

1883
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:11.280
I would never do something like

1884
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:11.280
that.

1885
01:01:11.280 --> 01:01:14.280
I love our parents, Aunt

1886
01:01:11.280 --> 01:01:14.280
Becky, look, I love you.

1887
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:16.039
Yeah, yeah, and that's why you

1888
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:16.039
never,

1889
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:20.239
you know, came back to visit

1890
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:20.239
or send me a birthday card.

1891
01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:21.130
(Cookie crying)

1892
01:01:21.130 --> 01:01:23.039
Just hear her out, Cookie.

1893
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:24.010
No!

1894
01:01:25.170 --> 01:01:30.150
The only person that

1895
01:01:25.170 --> 01:01:30.150
you love is your drunk,

1896
01:01:30.150 --> 01:01:34.260
demented, depraved big city

1897
01:01:30.150 --> 01:01:34.260
self!

1898
01:01:35.250 --> 01:01:38.000
Just take her away, Deputy.

1899
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:39.269
No, this, this is bullshit.

1900
01:01:39.269 --> 01:01:41.090
Cole, I want a lawyer.

1901
01:01:41.090 --> 01:01:42.039
You've got one.

1902
01:01:42.039 --> 01:01:44.260
(hopeful music)

1903
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:47.230
Passed the bar last fall.

1904
01:01:47.230 --> 01:01:50.170
Cole, the courthouse doesn't

1905
01:01:47.230 --> 01:01:50.170
reopen until after Christmas.

1906
01:01:50.170 --> 01:01:52.039
She can stay with me in the

1907
01:01:50.170 --> 01:01:52.039
meantime.

1908
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.139
She's a maniac, Pringle.

1909
01:01:54.139 --> 01:01:56.099
She's crazy, she killed Joy.

1910
01:01:58.000 --> 01:01:58.269
Uncuff her.

1911
01:01:59.210 --> 01:02:00.179
Now.

1912
01:02:03.230 --> 01:02:06.139
(Cookie crying)

1913
01:02:11.179 --> 01:02:15.079
I hear we're having a slumber

1914
01:02:11.179 --> 01:02:15.079
party?

1915
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:16.039
Yeah.

1916
01:02:17.239 --> 01:02:19.250
Um, hey Chris.

1917
01:02:21.110 --> 01:02:25.199
Thank you, thank you both,

1918
01:02:21.110 --> 01:02:25.199
for coming to save me.

1919
01:02:26.170 --> 01:02:29.070
We believe you, about Satan.

1920
01:02:29.070 --> 01:02:32.039
Like you believed I wasn't

1921
01:02:29.070 --> 01:02:32.039
seeing things in the manger.

1922
01:02:33.010 --> 01:02:33.260
Yeah.

1923
01:02:33.260 --> 01:02:37.059
Just, I wish my sister believed

1924
01:02:33.260 --> 01:02:37.059
me.

1925
01:02:38.210 --> 01:02:40.030
Hey, you can sleep on the couch,

1926
01:02:40.030 --> 01:02:42.210
or in the master while I'm on

1927
01:02:40.030 --> 01:02:42.210
the couch.

1928
01:02:42.210 --> 01:02:43.219
(distant growling)

1929
01:02:43.219 --> 01:02:44.119
Um guys,

1930
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:46.199
um that's not Santa, is it?

1931
01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:49.050
(ominous music)

1932
01:02:49.050 --> 01:02:50.110
Oh shit.

1933
01:02:50.110 --> 01:02:51.099
Happy holidays.

1934
01:02:52.210 --> 01:02:55.030
(Satan Claus laughs)

1935
01:02:55.030 --> 01:02:56.000
Chris!

1936
01:02:57.019 --> 01:02:58.130
(Faith screams)

1937
01:02:58.130 --> 01:03:01.019
Oh, is there anything better at

1938
01:02:58.130 --> 01:03:01.019
Christmas

1939
01:03:01.019 --> 01:03:03.099
than a fallen angel.

1940
01:03:03.099 --> 01:03:04.059
(Satan Claus laughs)

1941
01:03:04.059 --> 01:03:05.010
Dad!

1942
01:03:05.010 --> 01:03:05.260
Help!

1943
01:03:05.010 --> 01:03:05.260
Daddy,

1944
01:03:05.260 --> 01:03:07.059
I can't feel my fingers!

1945
01:03:07.059 --> 01:03:08.079
Don't like snow angels!

1946
01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:09.219
Holly, save us!

1947
01:03:10.260 --> 01:03:12.019
Let them go.

1948
01:03:12.019 --> 01:03:15.099
You have done enough damage

1949
01:03:12.019 --> 01:03:15.099
to this town and to my life!

1950
01:03:15.099 --> 01:03:17.179
Oh, did I?

1951
01:03:17.179 --> 01:03:19.110
Oh that's so sad.

1952
01:03:19.110 --> 01:03:22.079
(Faith crying)

1953
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:23.119
Screw this.

1954
01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:26.230
You have a sweet tooth, honey?

1955
01:03:26.230 --> 01:03:29.139
Be careful, you might get a

1956
01:03:26.230 --> 01:03:29.139
little hippy.

1957
01:03:29.139 --> 01:03:30.289
It's over, asshole.

1958
01:03:31.260 --> 01:03:34.019
(Holly yells)

1959
01:03:34.019 --> 01:03:34.269
(candycanes stabbing flesh)

1960
01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:35.230
Oh, come on!

1961
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:38.059
You, you just blinded me.

1962
01:03:39.070 --> 01:03:40.030
Oh, ow!

1963
01:03:42.269 --> 01:03:44.230
Oh no, look at that, I'm totally

1964
01:03:42.269 --> 01:03:44.230
fine.

1965
01:03:44.230 --> 01:03:47.019
(Satan Claus laughs)

1966
01:03:47.019 --> 01:03:48.139
What do you want?

1967
01:03:48.139 --> 01:03:50.119
What do I want?

1968
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.119
You wrote me, remember?

1969
01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:56.159
You gave me Christmas.

1970
01:03:57.130 --> 01:04:01.150
Which by the way, is a

1971
01:03:57.130 --> 01:04:01.150
fabulous gift, sweetheart.

1972
01:04:01.150 --> 01:04:02.239
I am having a ball.

1973
01:04:04.090 --> 01:04:05.090
(Chris screams)

1974
01:04:05.090 --> 01:04:06.280
CHRIS: Get out of here, Holly!

1975
01:04:06.280 --> 01:04:09.139
(tense music)

1976
01:04:10.269 --> 01:04:12.219
(intense music)

1977
01:04:12.219 --> 01:04:14.099
(Holly grunts)

1978
01:04:14.099 --> 01:04:15.150
Run Holly!

1979
01:04:15.150 --> 01:04:17.030
To my place!

1980
01:04:17.030 --> 01:04:18.139
We'll be fine, just go quick.

1981
01:04:18.139 --> 01:04:21.280
It is the most wonderful time of

1982
01:04:18.139 --> 01:04:21.280
the year.

1983
01:04:21.280 --> 01:04:23.230
(Satan Claus laughs)

1984
01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:26.070
(dark music)

1985
01:04:30.150 --> 01:04:33.079
(Holly panting)

1986
01:04:35.030 --> 01:04:37.219
(Holly crying)

1987
01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:44.090
(intense music)

1988
01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:44.090
(Holly gasps)

1989
01:04:44.090 --> 01:04:46.130
CHRIS: Holly, it's us.

1990
01:04:47.139 --> 01:04:49.039
Come in, come in.

1991
01:04:49.039 --> 01:04:49.289
Oh my God, are you all right?

1992
01:04:49.289 --> 01:04:51.099
I was so scared.

1993
01:04:53.130 --> 01:04:54.150
Is that fiend gone?

1994
01:04:54.150 --> 01:04:55.119
For now.

1995
01:04:56.079 --> 01:04:57.179
Exactly.

1996
01:04:57.179 --> 01:04:58.210
For now.

1997
01:04:58.210 --> 01:05:01.150
We can't defeat Satan

1998
01:04:58.210 --> 01:05:01.150
physically.

1999
01:05:01.150 --> 01:05:04.030
Question is, is how?

2000
01:05:04.030 --> 01:05:06.260
Let's just get you patched up

2001
01:05:04.030 --> 01:05:06.260
first, okay?

2002
01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:07.230
Okay.

2003
01:05:12.019 --> 01:05:13.260
- Hey.

2004
01:05:12.019 --> 01:05:13.260
- Hey.

2005
01:05:13.260 --> 01:05:15.190
Are you sure you don't

2006
01:05:13.260 --> 01:05:15.190
mind taking the couch?

2007
01:05:15.190 --> 01:05:17.230
Oh, yeah yeah, no no, it's no

2008
01:05:15.190 --> 01:05:17.230
problem.

2009
01:05:18.190 --> 01:05:20.239
Thanks for everything this week,

2010
01:05:18.190 --> 01:05:20.239
Chris.

2011
01:05:20.239 --> 01:05:23.159
You've been, you've been so

2012
01:05:20.239 --> 01:05:23.159
great.

2013
01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:25.010
Especially considering all that

2014
01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:25.010
crap

2015
01:05:25.010 --> 01:05:27.260
that I put you through

2016
01:05:25.010 --> 01:05:27.260
when we were younger.

2017
01:05:27.260 --> 01:05:30.070
Holly, we're dealing with a

2018
01:05:27.260 --> 01:05:30.070
holiday devil.

2019
01:05:30.070 --> 01:05:32.250
Surviving together is

2020
01:05:30.070 --> 01:05:32.250
all that matters now.

2021
01:05:32.250 --> 01:05:36.190
So, why don't you dream of

2022
01:05:32.250 --> 01:05:36.190
sugarplum fairies for me, okay?

2023
01:05:38.059 --> 01:05:39.039
Okay.

2024
01:05:41.130 --> 01:05:43.010
Oh um, um.

2025
01:05:43.010 --> 01:05:45.139
No kissing, at least not this

2026
01:05:43.010 --> 01:05:45.139
early on.

2027
01:05:47.130 --> 01:05:49.050
Yeah, okay, cool.

2028
01:05:49.050 --> 01:05:52.190
You know what, I, actually I get

2029
01:05:49.050 --> 01:05:52.190
it.

2030
01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:55.010
Um.

2031
01:05:55.010 --> 01:05:56.050
(Holly laughs)

2032
01:05:56.050 --> 01:05:58.250
How bout we high five instead?

2033
01:05:58.250 --> 01:06:00.230
Uh, sure.

2034
01:06:00.230 --> 01:06:01.179
Yeah?

2035
01:06:01.179 --> 01:06:02.260
Sure.

2036
01:06:01.179 --> 01:06:02.260
Okay.

2037
01:06:02.260 --> 01:06:03.210
All right.

2038
01:06:03.210 --> 01:06:04.170
High five.

2039
01:06:06.059 --> 01:06:08.139
Um, goodnight Chris Pringle.

2040
01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:12.000
Night Holly Frost.

2041
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:16.079
Hm.

2042
01:06:28.170 --> 01:06:31.280
(notifications dinging)

2043
01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:53.269
Let me guess.

2044
01:06:56.170 --> 01:06:57.150
Santa's reindeer?

2045
01:07:01.070 --> 01:07:03.130
I know it probably seems silly

2046
01:07:01.070 --> 01:07:03.130
but,

2047
01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:08.139
when I lost my mom to the hot

2048
01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:08.139
air balloon,

2049
01:07:10.030 --> 01:07:11.139
I became depressed.

2050
01:07:12.099 --> 01:07:15.269
I needed to find faith to

2051
01:07:12.099 --> 01:07:15.269
continue on.

2052
01:07:15.269 --> 01:07:19.070
I mean, living in Ornaments,

2053
01:07:15.269 --> 01:07:19.070
Santa seemed like a good start.

2054
01:07:21.210 --> 01:07:25.110
I put these out every year

2055
01:07:21.210 --> 01:07:25.110
and someone eats them.

2056
01:07:25.110 --> 01:07:27.119
Sure, maybe it's my dad but,

2057
01:07:28.099 --> 01:07:30.030
I like to think it's the

2058
01:07:28.099 --> 01:07:30.030
reindeer.

2059
01:07:33.199 --> 01:07:36.039
O-M-Gingerbread.

2060
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:37.179
What is it?

2061
01:07:37.179 --> 01:07:41.289
If Satan is real, then who's

2062
01:07:37.179 --> 01:07:41.289
to say that Santa isn't?

2063
01:07:41.289 --> 01:07:43.090
I can't believe my lips

2064
01:07:41.289 --> 01:07:43.090
are about to say this,

2065
01:07:43.090 --> 01:07:46.130
but what if I wrote to

2066
01:07:43.090 --> 01:07:46.130
Santa to ask his advice

2067
01:07:46.130 --> 01:07:49.050
on how to get this horny

2068
01:07:46.130 --> 01:07:49.050
hell raiser out of Ornaments?

2069
01:07:49.050 --> 01:07:50.110
A, a letter to Santa!

2070
01:07:50.110 --> 01:07:51.059
Yes!

2071
01:07:51.059 --> 01:07:52.000
I'll get a pen.

2072
01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:54.039
And I will get some liquid

2073
01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:54.039
courage.

2074
01:07:54.039 --> 01:07:55.269
(both squealing)

2075
01:07:55.269 --> 01:07:58.019
Dear Santa.

2076
01:07:59.099 --> 01:08:04.119
Hey, it's been 20,

2077
01:07:59.099 --> 01:08:04.119
oh scratch that.

2078
01:08:04.119 --> 01:08:09.139
21 years since we last spoke.

2079
01:08:10.090 --> 01:08:15.099
I need to bring back joy to

2080
01:08:10.090 --> 01:08:15.099
Ornaments and take down Satan.

2081
01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:23.210
How the, fudge, do I do that?

2082
01:08:25.270 --> 01:08:29.260
Love, Holly Frost.

2083
01:08:34.050 --> 01:08:35.090
Something's not right.

2084
01:08:38.180 --> 01:08:39.250
Winters.

2085
01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:44.069
It says Santa, right?

2086
01:08:48.029 --> 01:08:49.050
Here goes nothin'.

2087
01:08:54.069 --> 01:08:56.060
Now we just have to get it to

2088
01:08:54.069 --> 01:08:56.060
Santa.

2089
01:08:56.060 --> 01:08:57.210
Oh, but the bakery's closed

2090
01:08:56.060 --> 01:08:57.210
tonight.

2091
01:09:00.170 --> 01:09:02.210
I know what that look means.

2092
01:09:03.220 --> 01:09:06.239
I have a plan, Miss Winters.

2093
01:09:08.010 --> 01:09:10.220
(hopeful music)

2094
01:09:24.180 --> 01:09:27.100
(magical music)

2095
01:09:38.069 --> 01:09:39.189
Oh my God, Faith, is everything

2096
01:09:38.069 --> 01:09:39.189
okay?

2097
01:09:39.189 --> 01:09:40.289
Better than okay.

2098
01:09:40.289 --> 01:09:41.250
What?

2099
01:09:41.250 --> 01:09:43.189
I found this by my half eaten

2100
01:09:41.250 --> 01:09:43.189
carrots.

2101
01:09:43.189 --> 01:09:44.250
He wrote back.

2102
01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:45.199
What?

2103
01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:45.199
Santa's real.

2104
01:09:45.199 --> 01:09:46.180
Open it, open it.

2105
01:09:46.180 --> 01:09:49.090
(Holly squeals)

2106
01:09:51.140 --> 01:09:53.250
Dear Holly, it's nice to hear

2107
01:09:51.140 --> 01:09:53.250
from you.

2108
01:09:53.250 --> 01:09:57.250
If you help a friend in need

2109
01:09:53.250 --> 01:09:57.250
and find a song in your soul,

2110
01:09:57.250 --> 01:09:59.119
you can light up the world.

2111
01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:02.029
Ho ho ho, Santa.

2112
01:10:04.100 --> 01:10:06.100
This is straight up gibberish.

2113
01:10:06.100 --> 01:10:07.260
No.

2114
01:10:07.260 --> 01:10:09.109
No, I think it's a riddle.

2115
01:10:09.109 --> 01:10:11.010
I love riddles.

2116
01:10:11.010 --> 01:10:14.090
Oh God, Santa wrote me a

2117
01:10:11.010 --> 01:10:14.090
fudging riddle to abolish Satan?

2118
01:10:14.090 --> 01:10:15.079
Okay, it looks like it's written

2119
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:16.039
in three different sections.

2120
01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:17.260
So we should start at the

2121
01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:17.260
beginning.

2122
01:10:17.260 --> 01:10:19.060
If you help a friend in need.

2123
01:10:19.060 --> 01:10:20.199
Do you have a friend in need?

2124
01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:22.279
I don't have any friends.

2125
01:10:23.210 --> 01:10:24.189
(Holly gasps)

2126
01:10:24.189 --> 01:10:27.090
Except for Chad.

2127
01:10:27.090 --> 01:10:29.279
(Chad sighing)

2128
01:10:32.260 --> 01:10:34.079
Oh, hey.

2129
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.220
I'm glad you're not in the

2130
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.220
slammer.

2131
01:10:36.220 --> 01:10:37.250
Hey, what's going on Uncle Chad?

2132
01:10:37.250 --> 01:10:40.189
Why are you tossing out

2133
01:10:37.250 --> 01:10:40.189
all those pretty pies.

2134
01:10:40.189 --> 01:10:43.199
Well, everyone's afraid

2135
01:10:40.189 --> 01:10:43.199
to leave their homes.

2136
01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:45.060
They think Holly's a mass

2137
01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:45.060
murderess,

2138
01:10:45.060 --> 01:10:49.069
so Sheriff Noel canceled the

2139
01:10:45.060 --> 01:10:49.069
rest of Christmas Wonder.

2140
01:10:49.069 --> 01:10:51.250
Including tonight's caroling

2141
01:10:49.069 --> 01:10:51.250
concert at the bakery.

2142
01:10:53.189 --> 01:10:57.239
Holly, Santa said to find

2143
01:10:53.189 --> 01:10:57.239
a song within your soul.

2144
01:10:58.260 --> 01:11:01.270
Maybe Santa wants the concert to

2145
01:10:58.260 --> 01:11:01.270
go on.

2146
01:11:01.270 --> 01:11:04.159
I think that you're right.

2147
01:11:04.159 --> 01:11:06.039
Ah, shit, he's early.

2148
01:11:06.039 --> 01:11:07.050
Who?

2149
01:11:07.050 --> 01:11:08.000
Who's early?

2150
01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:10.119
Faith, makeover.

2151
01:11:10.119 --> 01:11:13.060
(cheerful music)

2152
01:11:16.079 --> 01:11:19.050
(romantic music)

2153
01:11:19.050 --> 01:11:20.000
Wow.

2154
01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:20.260
Chad.

2155
01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:22.189
You look different.

2156
01:11:23.180 --> 01:11:24.289
I do?

2157
01:11:24.289 --> 01:11:26.170
Uh, what are you doing here?

2158
01:11:26.170 --> 01:11:29.250
Uh, your niece called, said

2159
01:11:26.170 --> 01:11:29.250
there was an emergency.

2160
01:11:29.250 --> 01:11:31.029
Faithy, what?

2161
01:11:31.029 --> 01:11:32.220
Uh, John.

2162
01:11:32.220 --> 01:11:37.239
Chad had something that

2163
01:11:32.220 --> 01:11:37.239
he would like to ask you.

2164
01:11:39.069 --> 01:11:40.020
I do?

2165
01:11:40.020 --> 01:11:41.060
Mm-hm.

2166
01:11:41.060 --> 01:11:46.069
Uh, maybe, would you like

2167
01:11:41.060 --> 01:11:46.069
to go for a bite sometime?

2168
01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:51.020
What took you so long, Chady?

2169
01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.020
I thought you weren't

2170
01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:54.020
interested.

2171
01:11:54.020 --> 01:11:56.159
I thought you weren't

2172
01:11:54.020 --> 01:11:56.159
interested.

2173
01:11:56.159 --> 01:11:57.109
Aw.

2174
01:11:57.109 --> 01:11:58.010
Okay, great.

2175
01:11:58.010 --> 01:11:59.000
So you both like each other.

2176
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:00.039
Now we have to get back

2177
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:00.039
to saving Christmas.

2178
01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:02.189
Chad, send an email blast

2179
01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:02.189
to all of your customers.

2180
01:12:02.189 --> 01:12:05.060
Tell them that the event

2181
01:12:02.189 --> 01:12:05.060
her tonight is uncancelled.

2182
01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:10.069
And, ah, everybody who

2183
01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:10.069
attends gets free pie.

2184
01:12:10.270 --> 01:12:12.170
I don't know if I have enough

2185
01:12:10.270 --> 01:12:12.170
filling.

2186
01:12:12.170 --> 01:12:14.170
Oh darling, I know a hot farmer

2187
01:12:14.170 --> 01:12:17.109
who might have a few

2188
01:12:14.170 --> 01:12:17.109
extra apples lying around.

2189
01:12:17.109 --> 01:12:18.189
Hm, I'm on it.

2190
01:12:18.189 --> 01:12:20.029
Wanna give me a hand, Chady?

2191
01:12:20.029 --> 01:12:20.289
Sure.

2192
01:12:22.210 --> 01:12:23.180
Okay.

2193
01:12:28.020 --> 01:12:30.260
(both squealing)

2194
01:12:31.229 --> 01:12:33.189
Okay Faith, now it's time

2195
01:12:31.229 --> 01:12:33.189
to find Sheriff Noel.

2196
01:12:33.189 --> 01:12:35.050
Tell him that he and the other

2197
01:12:33.189 --> 01:12:35.050
carolers

2198
01:12:35.050 --> 01:12:37.220
need to be ready to rock at

2199
01:12:35.050 --> 01:12:37.220
seven o'clock.

2200
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:41.199
But, Sheriff Noel thinks

2201
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:41.199
you chopped up his sister.

2202
01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:43.079
Right, okay, um.

2203
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:47.229
Tell him that if this doesn't

2204
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:47.229
work, he can arrest me.

2205
01:12:47.229 --> 01:12:49.170
Now go, go, go go go.

2206
01:12:49.170 --> 01:12:50.149
Go go go go go!

2207
01:12:50.149 --> 01:12:51.079
Okay.

2208
01:12:55.060 --> 01:12:57.140
Help a friend in need.

2209
01:12:59.079 --> 01:13:00.039
Nailed it.

2210
01:13:01.000 --> 01:13:03.050
FAITH: The free pie is here,

2211
01:13:01.000 --> 01:13:03.050
everyone.

2212
01:13:06.050 --> 01:13:07.180
Hey, Sheriff.

2213
01:13:07.180 --> 01:13:08.149
You ready to belt?

2214
01:13:11.250 --> 01:13:13.010
Oh what is this, like Christmas

2215
01:13:11.250 --> 01:13:13.010
charades?

2216
01:13:13.010 --> 01:13:16.159
Look, I'm sorry, we do not

2217
01:13:13.010 --> 01:13:16.159
have time for that right now.

2218
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:19.079
Sorry, do you think that

2219
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:19.079
I'm the Christmas killer?

2220
01:13:20.289 --> 01:13:22.050
Hello?

2221
01:13:22.050 --> 01:13:25.250
Uh, Noel and the other carolers

2222
01:13:22.050 --> 01:13:25.250
came down with laryngitis?

2223
01:13:27.010 --> 01:13:29.050
In the last two minutes?

2224
01:13:29.050 --> 01:13:30.270
What are the odds, right?

2225
01:13:30.270 --> 01:13:32.090
Ugh!

2226
01:13:32.090 --> 01:13:33.260
Satan's the odds.

2227
01:13:35.010 --> 01:13:39.250
I'd do it Holly, but I have

2228
01:13:35.010 --> 01:13:39.250
a terrible singing voice.

2229
01:13:39.250 --> 01:13:42.020
The concert's canceled, again.

2230
01:13:42.020 --> 01:13:43.079
No, no no no no.

2231
01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:46.260
Look, somebody has to, you

2232
01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:46.260
know, like sing from the soul.

2233
01:13:48.210 --> 01:13:51.029
And I think I know who

2234
01:13:48.210 --> 01:13:51.029
that someone has to be.

2235
01:13:53.119 --> 01:13:54.140
Hey everybody.

2236
01:13:54.140 --> 01:13:55.199
Hi, hello.

2237
01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:57.199
Can everybody hear me okay?

2238
01:13:57.199 --> 01:14:00.170
We don't want to see or

2239
01:13:57.199 --> 01:14:00.170
hear you, Christmas killer.

2240
01:14:00.170 --> 01:14:02.090
Oh, okay, wow.

2241
01:14:04.100 --> 01:14:08.010
Look, I'm here tonight

2242
01:14:04.100 --> 01:14:08.010
desperate to bring back

2243
01:14:08.010 --> 01:14:13.020
Ornaments' wonderful spirit,

2244
01:14:08.010 --> 01:14:13.020
which Satan has stolen.

2245
01:14:13.279 --> 01:14:15.140
The woman speaks the truth!

2246
01:14:16.289 --> 01:14:19.180
Cookie, I've done a lot of

2247
01:14:16.289 --> 01:14:19.180
thinking

2248
01:14:19.180 --> 01:14:22.149
about how important family is.

2249
01:14:22.149 --> 01:14:25.060
I mean, it's what Christmas

2250
01:14:22.149 --> 01:14:25.060
time is all about.

2251
01:14:26.100 --> 01:14:28.020
I've been a terrible little

2252
01:14:26.100 --> 01:14:28.020
sister to you

2253
01:14:28.020 --> 01:14:32.119
and I really hope that

2254
01:14:28.020 --> 01:14:32.119
it's not too late for us.

2255
01:14:34.039 --> 01:14:35.069
I need you to see.

2256
01:14:37.029 --> 01:14:41.010
I need you all to see

2257
01:14:37.029 --> 01:14:41.010
that people can change.

2258
01:14:42.010 --> 01:14:43.039
Hit it, Faith.

2259
01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:52.260
♪ What child is this who lay to

2260
01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:52.260
rest ♪

2261
01:14:54.090 --> 01:14:59.109
♪ On Mary's lap was sleeping ♪

2262
01:15:01.029 --> 01:15:06.029
♪ Whom angels greet with ransom

2263
01:15:01.029 --> 01:15:06.029
sweet ♪

2264
01:15:08.050 --> 01:15:12.119
♪ While shepherds watch a

2265
01:15:08.050 --> 01:15:12.119
keeping ♪

2266
01:15:29.060 --> 01:15:34.079
♪ This, this is Christ the

2267
01:15:29.060 --> 01:15:34.079
King ♪

2268
01:15:35.180 --> 01:15:40.199
♪ Whom shepherds guard and

2269
01:15:35.180 --> 01:15:40.199
angels sing ♪

2270
01:15:42.289 --> 01:15:48.000
♪ Haste, haste to bring him

2271
01:15:42.289 --> 01:15:48.000
laud ♪

2272
01:15:50.020 --> 01:15:53.239
♪ The son, the babe of Mary ♪

2273
01:15:56.199 --> 01:15:59.260
(audience applauding)

2274
01:16:07.289 --> 01:16:09.239
Mom and dad would have been so

2275
01:16:07.289 --> 01:16:09.239
proud.

2276
01:16:09.239 --> 01:16:10.289
Thank you, Cookie.

2277
01:16:11.270 --> 01:16:12.239
I love you.

2278
01:16:13.289 --> 01:16:15.199
Say you'll come home.

2279
01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:17.020
Stay for Christmas.

2280
01:16:17.020 --> 01:16:19.130
I would like that, very much.

2281
01:16:20.079 --> 01:16:22.229
But, I think that I'm,

2282
01:16:22.229 --> 01:16:25.039
I'm gonna have to ask my cute

2283
01:16:22.229 --> 01:16:25.039
lawyer.

2284
01:16:26.100 --> 01:16:27.149
(people screaming)

2285
01:16:27.149 --> 01:16:28.100
Oh my God!

2286
01:16:28.100 --> 01:16:31.039
(people gasping)

2287
01:16:31.260 --> 01:16:33.100
Oh no.

2288
01:16:33.100 --> 01:16:37.109
It's Carol, from Carol's

2289
01:16:33.100 --> 01:16:37.109
electronics.

2290
01:16:37.109 --> 01:16:39.270
For real?

2291
01:16:37.109 --> 01:16:39.270
It's Carol?

2292
01:16:39.270 --> 01:16:42.029
I just saw her this week.

2293
01:16:39.270 --> 01:16:42.029
It's like a new nightmare.

2294
01:16:42.029 --> 01:16:44.149
Satan is toying with us.

2295
01:16:44.149 --> 01:16:46.159
We have to keep the Christmas

2296
01:16:44.149 --> 01:16:46.159
spirit

2297
01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:48.170
in order to defeat that devil.

2298
01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:52.050
I have a plan.

2299
01:16:53.250 --> 01:16:56.250
(determined music)

2300
01:17:02.279 --> 01:17:04.159
It's on, bitch.

2301
01:17:10.180 --> 01:17:13.100
(ominous music)

2302
01:17:22.050 --> 01:17:24.119
Light up the world.

2303
01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:27.069
Of course, daddy's tree lighting

2304
01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:27.069
ceremony.

2305
01:17:27.069 --> 01:17:29.000
You're a genius, Holly.

2306
01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:30.119
There she is.

2307
01:17:30.119 --> 01:17:32.109
Kevins, what are you doing here?

2308
01:17:32.109 --> 01:17:34.000
Your friend Chad posted that

2309
01:17:32.109 --> 01:17:34.000
video

2310
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:35.229
of your speech and song last

2311
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:35.229
night.

2312
01:17:35.229 --> 01:17:37.020
Sorry I ever doubted you.

2313
01:17:37.020 --> 01:17:38.279
That anchor job is your.

2314
01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:41.119
Christie's already cleared

2315
01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:41.119
out her dressing room.

2316
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:44.149
She cried, it was uh, pregnancy

2317
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:44.149
hormones.

2318
01:17:44.149 --> 01:17:46.079
That's very kind of you, but,

2319
01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:48.079
I mean not the Christie

2320
01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:48.079
part, that's horrible,

2321
01:17:48.079 --> 01:17:50.180
but I'm not interested.

2322
01:17:50.180 --> 01:17:52.100
Look, there are more

2323
01:17:50.180 --> 01:17:52.100
important things in the world

2324
01:17:52.100 --> 01:17:54.279
than being Connie Chung.

2325
01:17:54.279 --> 01:17:58.210
Oh, and Kevins, you're

2326
01:17:54.279 --> 01:17:58.210
gonna want to film this.

2327
01:17:58.210 --> 01:18:00.069
Okay.

2328
01:18:00.069 --> 01:18:02.100
Chris, hey, Chris.

2329
01:18:03.180 --> 01:18:04.189
Where's the rest of the town?

2330
01:18:04.189 --> 01:18:06.180
Satan's gonna be here soon.

2331
01:18:06.180 --> 01:18:07.199
Maybe they're just late.

2332
01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:11.149
Or maybe I was just less

2333
01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:11.149
convincing than we thought.

2334
01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:13.210
We should get started.

2335
01:18:13.210 --> 01:18:14.199
Yeah, okay.

2336
01:18:15.170 --> 01:18:17.180
Evening, Ornaments.

2337
01:18:17.180 --> 01:18:20.279
May be small, but we are mighty.

2338
01:18:20.279 --> 01:18:23.119
Right?

2339
01:18:20.279 --> 01:18:23.119
(crowd cheering)

2340
01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:26.050
Okay, here goes nothing.

2341
01:18:27.170 --> 01:18:28.279
We're ready for you, Satan!

2342
01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:32.029
Yeah.

2343
01:18:32.029 --> 01:18:34.189
(tense music)

2344
01:18:37.090 --> 01:18:38.210
Show yourself!

2345
01:18:40.189 --> 01:18:41.140
(intense music)

2346
01:18:41.140 --> 01:18:42.279
Happy holidays!

2347
01:18:44.270 --> 01:18:45.220
(Satan Claus laughs)

2348
01:18:45.220 --> 01:18:46.250
We can't let that demon ruin our

2349
01:18:45.220 --> 01:18:46.250
joy,

2350
01:18:46.250 --> 01:18:48.079
so let's light up this tree!

2351
01:18:49.239 --> 01:18:51.050
One, two, three!

2352
01:18:54.220 --> 01:18:57.069
(ominous music)

2353
01:18:57.069 --> 01:18:58.270
(crowd screaming)

2354
01:18:58.270 --> 01:19:01.210
It's beginning to look

2355
01:18:58.270 --> 01:19:01.210
a lot like Christmas.

2356
01:19:01.210 --> 01:19:04.210
Every one in the town is up

2357
01:19:01.210 --> 01:19:04.210
there.

2358
01:19:04.210 --> 01:19:07.199
That's why people didn't

2359
01:19:04.210 --> 01:19:07.199
come to the ceremony.

2360
01:19:07.199 --> 01:19:08.210
Alive.

2361
01:19:08.210 --> 01:19:10.069
Santa's fix didn't work.

2362
01:19:11.270 --> 01:19:12.239
Satan won.

2363
01:19:13.189 --> 01:19:14.149
Woo!

2364
01:19:16.079 --> 01:19:19.149
All because I couldn't

2365
01:19:16.079 --> 01:19:19.149
fudging spell at seven?

2366
01:19:22.250 --> 01:19:23.289
That's what he meant.

2367
01:19:24.260 --> 01:19:26.239
The last part of Santa's riddle.

2368
01:19:29.029 --> 01:19:31.210
You can stop this whole

2369
01:19:29.029 --> 01:19:31.210
charade right now, Satan.

2370
01:19:31.210 --> 01:19:34.159
Because we are not afraid of

2371
01:19:31.210 --> 01:19:34.159
you.

2372
01:19:34.159 --> 01:19:37.100
Are you sure, Frost?

2373
01:19:37.100 --> 01:19:39.039
It's Winters again, dick.

2374
01:19:39.039 --> 01:19:40.189
No one cares.

2375
01:19:40.189 --> 01:19:42.189
I never meant to write

2376
01:19:40.189 --> 01:19:42.189
you all those years ago.

2377
01:19:42.189 --> 01:19:46.199
And we are taking back

2378
01:19:42.189 --> 01:19:46.199
Christmas because it's ours.

2379
01:19:46.199 --> 01:19:47.180
Yeah!

2380
01:19:46.199 --> 01:19:47.180
Woo!

2381
01:19:47.180 --> 01:19:51.140
It's rude to take back a gift,

2382
01:19:47.180 --> 01:19:51.140
sugarplum.

2383
01:19:51.140 --> 01:19:53.189
You were raised better than

2384
01:19:51.140 --> 01:19:53.189
that.

2385
01:19:53.189 --> 01:19:56.220
Oh no, wait a second, I

2386
01:19:53.189 --> 01:19:56.220
totally killed your parents.

2387
01:19:56.220 --> 01:19:59.010
(Satan Claus laughs)

2388
01:19:59.010 --> 01:19:59.289
Over the past few days,

2389
01:19:59.289 --> 01:20:02.210
I have rediscovered the

2390
01:19:59.289 --> 01:20:02.210
Christmas spirit.

2391
01:20:02.210 --> 01:20:07.069
I believe in hot cocoa,

2392
01:20:02.210 --> 01:20:07.069
candy canes, caroling,

2393
01:20:07.069 --> 01:20:08.159
Christmas presents, ginger bread

2394
01:20:07.069 --> 01:20:08.159
houses.

2395
01:20:08.159 --> 01:20:10.010
(Satan Claus gagging)

2396
01:20:10.010 --> 01:20:15.039
I believe in snow men,

2397
01:20:10.010 --> 01:20:15.039
snow women, snow theys.

2398
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:17.000
I believe in the goodness of

2399
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:17.000
people.

2400
01:20:18.109 --> 01:20:19.159
I believe in love.

2401
01:20:20.170 --> 01:20:25.149
But there is one thing

2402
01:20:20.170 --> 01:20:25.149
that I do not believe in.

2403
01:20:25.149 --> 01:20:27.250
And that's you.

2404
01:20:27.250 --> 01:20:29.130
What?

2405
01:20:29.130 --> 01:20:30.149
Time to light this mother up.

2406
01:20:30.149 --> 01:20:31.109
No!

2407
01:20:33.159 --> 01:20:34.119
No, no.

2408
01:20:35.109 --> 01:20:36.279
No no no no!

2409
01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:38.109
No!

2410
01:20:38.109 --> 01:20:40.229
Think of Christmas wonder!

2411
01:20:42.020 --> 01:20:43.020
Go, link arms!

2412
01:20:43.020 --> 01:20:46.159
(Satan Claus screaming)

2413
01:21:08.170 --> 01:21:11.109
(peaceful music)

2414
01:21:17.170 --> 01:21:19.069
FAITH: It's snowing in here!

2415
01:21:24.170 --> 01:21:25.130
Oh my.

2416
01:21:28.239 --> 01:21:31.090
Everyone's alive again.

2417
01:21:31.090 --> 01:21:34.020
It's a Christmas miracle.

2418
01:21:34.020 --> 01:21:37.079
(Faith giggling)

2419
01:21:37.079 --> 01:21:38.100
You did it, Holly.

2420
01:21:38.100 --> 01:21:39.170
We did it!

2421
01:21:42.020 --> 01:21:43.180
I have something to confess.

2422
01:21:44.140 --> 01:21:45.239
Oh, the leather's too much.

2423
01:21:45.239 --> 01:21:47.010
You're dumping me.

2424
01:21:47.010 --> 01:21:47.229
No, no.

2425
01:21:47.229 --> 01:21:49.210
My real name is Johannes

2426
01:21:47.229 --> 01:21:49.210
Strudel,

2427
01:21:49.210 --> 01:21:51.069
and I'm the Prince of Mocano.

2428
01:21:52.090 --> 01:21:53.149
You mean Monaco?

2429
01:21:53.149 --> 01:21:54.140
No, Mocano.

2430
01:21:54.140 --> 01:21:57.010
It's a small country

2431
01:21:54.140 --> 01:21:57.010
in West Eastern Europe.

2432
01:21:57.010 --> 01:21:59.109
I came to Ornaments to be

2433
01:21:57.010 --> 01:21:59.109
ordinary.

2434
01:21:59.109 --> 01:22:00.270
To plant apple trees.

2435
01:22:01.210 --> 01:22:04.180
But, I have found my prince.

2436
01:22:04.180 --> 01:22:05.289
I'm ready to go home.

2437
01:22:08.060 --> 01:22:10.050
(Chad gasps)

2438
01:22:10.050 --> 01:22:12.149
Will you marry me, Chady?

2439
01:22:12.149 --> 01:22:13.140
Me?

2440
01:22:13.140 --> 01:22:15.000
A prince's prince?

2441
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:16.189
Yeah.

2442
01:22:16.189 --> 01:22:19.250
But, we've only been dating like

2443
01:22:16.189 --> 01:22:19.250
one day.

2444
01:22:19.250 --> 01:22:20.270
Yeah.

2445
01:22:20.270 --> 01:22:22.060
What am I saying, I do.

2446
01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:25.210
(hopeful music)

2447
01:22:33.140 --> 01:22:34.289
Every- I'm engaged!

2448
01:22:34.289 --> 01:22:36.069
(women cheering)

2449
01:22:36.069 --> 01:22:39.010
(cheerful music)

2450
01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:48.250
Kevins.

2451
01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:51.010
Sam.

2452
01:22:54.130 --> 01:22:57.220
All it took was having a

2453
01:22:54.130 --> 01:22:57.220
little faith in Christmas.

2454
01:23:00.170 --> 01:23:02.170
Hi.

2455
01:23:02.170 --> 01:23:06.029
So, I'm like, I'm really

2456
01:23:02.170 --> 01:23:06.029
sorry for getting you killed

2457
01:23:06.029 --> 01:23:08.260
by the angel of darkness and

2458
01:23:06.029 --> 01:23:08.260
for like being such an asshole.

2459
01:23:08.260 --> 01:23:10.170
It's no sweat.

2460
01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:14.020
Maybe we can try that van thing

2461
01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:14.020
again.

2462
01:23:15.260 --> 01:23:19.220
I'll take down my wife's

2463
01:23:15.260 --> 01:23:19.220
posters and kittens.

2464
01:23:21.020 --> 01:23:23.270
Yeah, um, I kind of.

2465
01:23:23.270 --> 01:23:24.239
Holly?

2466
01:23:26.109 --> 01:23:27.159
Chris, what?

2467
01:23:27.159 --> 01:23:28.159
What is this?

2468
01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:30.109
Hopefully it's not a hand.

2469
01:23:30.109 --> 01:23:31.090
(Holly giggles)

2470
01:23:31.090 --> 01:23:33.079
Something you deserved a long

2471
01:23:31.090 --> 01:23:33.079
time ago.

2472
01:23:34.029 --> 01:23:35.079
(Holly gasps)

2473
01:23:35.079 --> 01:23:36.109
Oh my God.

2474
01:23:39.130 --> 01:23:41.159
A Darby Dream Wagon?

2475
01:23:42.159 --> 01:23:43.189
How did you know?

2476
01:23:43.189 --> 01:23:45.149
A little Christmas birdie told

2477
01:23:43.189 --> 01:23:45.149
me.

2478
01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:48.079
(women laughing)

2479
01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:50.010
Chris, it's perfect.

2480
01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:53.020
Thank you.

2481
01:23:53.020 --> 01:23:55.029
Whoa whoa, uh.

2482
01:23:55.029 --> 01:23:56.239
We're still not gonna?

2483
01:23:56.239 --> 01:23:58.119
I just,

2484
01:23:58.119 --> 01:23:59.140
I thought,

2485
01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:02.039
I thought maybe we were

2486
01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:02.039
like in the final act, so.

2487
01:24:03.289 --> 01:24:05.220
Uh.

2488
01:24:05.220 --> 01:24:08.000
It's just, the next woman I do

2489
01:24:05.220 --> 01:24:08.000
that with,

2490
01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.159
I want to be the woman I marry.

2491
01:24:10.159 --> 01:24:13.039
Are you ready to come home,

2492
01:24:10.159 --> 01:24:13.039
be with me?

2493
01:24:13.039 --> 01:24:14.260
Be a mother to Faith?

2494
01:24:16.050 --> 01:24:17.039
Chris, I.

2495
01:24:18.239 --> 01:24:20.050
I am ready to love.

2496
01:24:21.140 --> 01:24:25.010
But, you're so not the one.

2497
01:24:25.250 --> 01:24:28.069
I, I may have rediscovered

2498
01:24:25.250 --> 01:24:28.069
the holiday spirit

2499
01:24:28.069 --> 01:24:31.250
and the Christmas candle

2500
01:24:28.069 --> 01:24:31.250
inside my heart but,

2501
01:24:31.250 --> 01:24:35.210
that doesn't mean I want to

2502
01:24:31.250 --> 01:24:35.210
be with somebody so, bland.

2503
01:24:35.210 --> 01:24:39.010
Hot, like so, you're so hot.

2504
01:24:39.010 --> 01:24:41.289
But I mean, bland.

2505
01:24:42.250 --> 01:24:44.029
And I don't want to be anyone's

2506
01:24:42.250 --> 01:24:44.029
mom.

2507
01:24:44.029 --> 01:24:46.159
Like, ever, so.

2508
01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:48.039
Yeah.

2509
01:24:48.039 --> 01:24:48.289
Excuse me.

2510
01:24:48.289 --> 01:24:50.239
Uh, Cookie, can you?

2511
01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:51.189
Sure.

2512
01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:51.189
Thanks.

2513
01:24:51.189 --> 01:24:52.210
Thank you.

2514
01:24:52.210 --> 01:24:54.079
Uh, where is that?

2515
01:24:55.140 --> 01:24:58.079
Ah, not today.

2516
01:24:58.079 --> 01:24:59.189
Ah, Goldman.

2517
01:24:59.189 --> 01:25:02.220
Hey, I'm uh, ready for that

2518
01:24:59.189 --> 01:25:02.220
dance now.

2519
01:25:04.010 --> 01:25:05.149
And this.

2520
01:25:05.149 --> 01:25:08.000
(upbeat music)

2521
01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:09.100
Woo,

2522
01:25:09.100 --> 01:25:10.060
wow.

2523
01:25:11.090 --> 01:25:15.210
Um, Danica, do you swing?

2524
01:25:15.210 --> 01:25:16.260
Funny you should ask.

2525
01:25:18.060 --> 01:25:19.029
We do.

2526
01:25:20.170 --> 01:25:22.029
What do you say?

2527
01:25:25.159 --> 01:25:28.090
God bless us, everyone!

2528
01:25:28.090 --> 01:25:29.199
Except Satan.

2529
01:25:29.199 --> 01:25:32.109
(Faith giggles)

2530
01:25:35.289 --> 01:25:38.250
(whimsical music)

2531
01:25:56.010 --> 01:25:56.260
(intense music)

2532
01:25:56.260 --> 01:25:57.210
♪ You take my hand ♪

2533
01:25:57.210 --> 01:26:00.050
♪ Let's have a Christmas dance ♪

2534
01:26:00.050 --> 01:26:01.229
♪ Is this what you ♪

2535
01:26:01.229 --> 01:26:04.100
♪ Picture all year long ♪

2536
01:26:04.100 --> 01:26:05.279
♪ Us making gingerbread men ♪

2537
01:26:05.279 --> 01:26:08.170
♪ Nestling up in bed ♪

2538
01:26:08.170 --> 01:26:09.149
♪ Nice and toasted ♪

2539
01:26:09.149 --> 01:26:13.050
♪ For you baby ♪

2540
01:26:13.050 --> 01:26:15.239
♪ Oh please ♪

2541
01:26:15.239 --> 01:26:17.159
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2542
01:26:17.159 --> 01:26:21.180
♪ A sassy Santa please ♪

2543
01:26:21.180 --> 01:26:23.109
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2544
01:26:23.109 --> 01:26:25.010
♪ A sassy Santa Claus ♪