WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19.377 --> 00:00:20.210 Cover of "Every Man Needs a Woman" by 4 00:00:20.210 --> 00:00:21.043 Paul Revere & The Raiders plays 5 00:00:34.800 --> 00:00:35.965 - Yeah. 6 00:00:35.965 --> 00:00:37.555 - Yeah. 7 00:00:39.639 --> 00:00:41.040 - This isn't one of those stories where like 8 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:42.885 everybody does the right thing. 9 00:00:42.885 --> 00:00:44.320 - The whole thing happened once. 10 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:45.410 Literally once. 11 00:00:45.410 --> 00:00:47.330 - And here we are still talking about it. 12 00:00:47.330 --> 00:00:48.640 - We met at Coachella. 13 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:50.460 - So there was this big party. 14 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:53.040 - I had literally just gotten out of a relationship. 15 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:54.500 - I was actually there with another girl. 16 00:00:54.500 --> 00:00:57.000 - His ex. - But then I saw her. 17 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.730 - Went to a gig for my friend Doug's new album. 18 00:00:59.730 --> 00:01:01.510 Totally over the top. 19 00:01:01.510 --> 00:01:03.750 - It was one of those sexy, slow motion kind of things 20 00:01:03.750 --> 00:01:05.590 where we looked into each other's eyes 21 00:01:05.590 --> 00:01:08.470 and it was across this sea of drunk people 22 00:01:08.470 --> 00:01:11.910 with flower crowns, and we just clicked. 23 00:01:11.910 --> 00:01:13.770 - End up going home with a random guy 24 00:01:14.630 --> 00:01:16.880 and having the best sex of my life. 25 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:21.740 In the morning I wake up and I realize it's Sean. 26 00:01:21.740 --> 00:01:22.800 - Me. 27 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:25.182 - The guy I had just broken up with. 28 00:01:25.182 --> 00:01:26.630 - And we ended up staying until three in the morning, 29 00:01:26.630 --> 00:01:29.550 just talking. - We slept under the stars. 30 00:01:29.550 --> 00:01:31.520 - Drinking. - Dancing. 31 00:01:31.520 --> 00:01:33.846 - Everything just kind of glowing. 32 00:01:33.846 --> 00:01:36.142 - And we spent the whole day boning. 33 00:01:36.142 --> 00:01:37.778 - You know, it's weird. 34 00:01:37.778 --> 00:01:40.590 Sometimes you meet somebody and it's just easy. 35 00:01:40.590 --> 00:01:42.550 - That was three years ago. 36 00:01:42.550 --> 00:01:44.650 - And we've been together ever since. 37 00:01:44.650 --> 00:01:47.620 - She ended up moving to Kansas City two weeks later. 38 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:49.910 - But we're not one of THOSE couples, you know. 39 00:01:49.910 --> 00:01:51.420 People don't look at us and think 40 00:01:51.420 --> 00:01:52.850 I'll have what they're having. 41 00:01:52.850 --> 00:01:54.010 - We're not perfect. 42 00:01:54.010 --> 00:01:55.670 We haven't figured it out. 43 00:01:55.670 --> 00:01:57.260 - You know, we're grateful. We got lucky. 44 00:01:57.260 --> 00:01:58.883 We had that one perfect night. 45 00:02:38.380 --> 00:02:39.293 Fuck. 46 00:02:40.300 --> 00:02:41.570 Bad day? 47 00:02:41.570 --> 00:02:44.880 yeah, something like that. 48 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:46.160 - What happened? 49 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:48.580 - My boyfriend broke up with me. 50 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:50.380 - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 51 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:51.213 - Yeah. 52 00:02:53.010 --> 00:02:54.872 The worst part is that he was sleeping with my best fr- 53 00:02:54.872 --> 00:02:56.560 I'm sure you'll find the right guy. 54 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:57.930 - It's not about the guy. 55 00:02:57.930 --> 00:02:59.830 - Yeah. Being single sucks. 56 00:02:59.830 --> 00:03:03.308 I feel like I'm just waiting for someone, 57 00:03:03.308 --> 00:03:04.700 but then that one special guy will come along 58 00:03:04.700 --> 00:03:06.410 and everything will be different. 59 00:03:06.410 --> 00:03:09.850 - Yeah, doesn't that seem kind of unrealistic? 60 00:03:09.850 --> 00:03:10.683 - What do you mean? 61 00:03:10.683 --> 00:03:12.760 - I mean, don't you think it's unfair to act like 62 00:03:12.760 --> 00:03:16.110 one person is going to change your life and fix everything? 63 00:03:16.110 --> 00:03:18.030 Well, what are the odds that some guy's 64 00:03:18.030 --> 00:03:19.620 just gonna materialize, right? 65 00:03:19.620 --> 00:03:21.420 He's gonna show up out of nowhere... 66 00:03:21.420 --> 00:03:22.253 - Sorry. 67 00:03:22.253 --> 00:03:24.253 Didn't realize this was the ladies room. 68 00:03:26.770 --> 00:03:27.720 Hey. 69 00:03:27.720 --> 00:03:28.553 - Oh. 70 00:03:28.553 --> 00:03:29.386 - I'm Chris. 71 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:31.720 - Hey Chris. 72 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:34.180 - Hey. - Do you know each other? 73 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:35.013 - No. 74 00:03:36.150 --> 00:03:39.563 - I hope this isn't too forward, but you're beautiful. 75 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:42.530 You remind me of my mom. 76 00:03:42.530 --> 00:03:43.363 She's dead. 77 00:03:44.300 --> 00:03:46.483 - That's so sweet. 78 00:03:48.310 --> 00:03:49.363 - I like your dress. 79 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:51.653 - I like your shirt. 80 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:55.930 - Wow. We have so much in common. 81 00:03:55.930 --> 00:03:58.230 - Okay. I would not say that... 82 00:03:58.230 --> 00:03:59.543 Okay. Wow. 83 00:04:09.570 --> 00:04:12.083 Sorry. 84 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:19.793 Don't even think about it. 85 00:04:23.810 --> 00:04:24.670 - You're popular. 86 00:04:24.670 --> 00:04:27.114 - Yeah, I really wouldn't fuck with me right now. 87 00:04:31.390 --> 00:04:32.847 - Who's Bryn? 88 00:04:32.847 --> 00:04:34.830 - Don't you need to make ice or something? 89 00:04:34.830 --> 00:04:35.733 - You're feisty. 90 00:04:36.965 --> 00:04:38.020 I like it. 91 00:04:38.020 --> 00:04:39.403 - Just make me a drink. 92 00:04:44.640 --> 00:04:46.390 Oh, that's it. 93 00:04:46.390 --> 00:04:48.030 Do it to me. 94 00:04:48.030 --> 00:04:48.920 Do it, Gary. 95 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:49.860 - Knock it off! - Oh! 96 00:04:49.860 --> 00:04:51.430 What? - Seriously? 97 00:04:51.430 --> 00:04:52.630 What are you, 12? - No. 98 00:04:54.080 --> 00:04:55.750 But he is. 99 00:04:55.750 --> 00:04:56.720 No, he's not. 100 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:58.450 - Yes he is. 101 00:04:58.450 --> 00:05:00.970 - No, he's not. They're like at least 16. 102 00:05:00.970 --> 00:05:02.540 - 16? 103 00:05:02.540 --> 00:05:05.490 No way, that kid is still waiting on his balls to drop. 104 00:05:05.490 --> 00:05:06.323 - They're kind of cute. 105 00:05:06.323 --> 00:05:07.260 No. 106 00:05:07.260 --> 00:05:10.000 I'm serious, he wouldn't even let her order her own salad. 107 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:11.280 - Maybe he knows what she likes. 108 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:13.600 - Or maybe he's a chauvinistic asshole 109 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:15.780 leveraging power in an attempt to objectify her 110 00:05:15.780 --> 00:05:18.090 as an homage to his own social privilege. 111 00:05:18.090 --> 00:05:19.410 Did you ever think about that? 112 00:05:19.410 --> 00:05:21.320 - Or maybe he's just being nice, 113 00:05:21.320 --> 00:05:23.780 'cause they're in love and he wants her to be happy. 114 00:05:23.780 --> 00:05:25.670 - Nobody's that happy. 115 00:05:25.670 --> 00:05:26.550 - Some people would disagree. 116 00:05:26.550 --> 00:05:28.000 - Some people can eat a dick. 117 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:30.933 Okay. 118 00:05:33.272 --> 00:05:35.030 79 and 80. 119 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:39.853 - Surprise. 120 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:41.953 - What are you doing here? 121 00:05:41.953 --> 00:05:44.300 - I wanted to stop by and see my girl. 122 00:05:44.300 --> 00:05:45.860 Here. 123 00:05:45.860 --> 00:05:47.083 - What's the occasion? 124 00:05:47.960 --> 00:05:49.230 - Can't a guy treat his girlfriend? 125 00:05:49.230 --> 00:05:51.320 - Yeah, he can but the last time 126 00:05:51.320 --> 00:05:54.210 you were this civil it's because you ran over Mittens. 127 00:05:54.210 --> 00:05:56.990 - That was an accident. - What's with the flowers? 128 00:05:56.990 --> 00:05:58.073 - I'm being romantic. 129 00:06:00.700 --> 00:06:02.130 Forget it. 130 00:06:02.130 --> 00:06:05.150 - No, look, come on. They're pretty, okay? 131 00:06:05.150 --> 00:06:05.983 Thank you. 132 00:06:11.970 --> 00:06:14.030 Do you want to get lunch or something? 133 00:06:14.030 --> 00:06:15.050 - You mind driving? 134 00:06:15.050 --> 00:06:17.530 - Yeah. Sure, um let me just get my charger. 135 00:06:17.530 --> 00:06:18.380 It's in your car. 136 00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:26.333 - Oh, oh. I am, I am so sorry. 137 00:06:26.333 --> 00:06:27.543 Are you okay? 138 00:06:28.500 --> 00:06:30.833 - Busted. Where's your hair thingy? 139 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:34.150 - Shit. 140 00:06:34.150 --> 00:06:34.983 - Just grab another one. 141 00:06:34.983 --> 00:06:36.938 There's a whole bag in the store room. 142 00:06:36.938 --> 00:06:38.900 - You said we only got one. 143 00:06:38.900 --> 00:06:40.640 - Yeah, because certain employees 144 00:06:40.640 --> 00:06:42.480 were abusing their privileges. 145 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:44.490 - Those things are foul, okay? 146 00:06:44.490 --> 00:06:46.960 Why can't we just wear name tags like normal people? 147 00:06:46.960 --> 00:06:48.711 - But I thought you guys liked the hair thingies. 148 00:06:48.711 --> 00:06:49.544 - No. 149 00:06:49.544 --> 00:06:52.700 The hair thingies makes me look like Molly Ringwald, okay? 150 00:06:52.700 --> 00:06:53.533 Anyways, I'm sorry. 151 00:06:53.533 --> 00:06:56.450 Can we please talk about my idiot boyfriend? 152 00:06:56.450 --> 00:06:58.860 What is with the romantic shit? 153 00:06:58.860 --> 00:07:00.520 - He's trying. 154 00:07:00.520 --> 00:07:01.353 - I know. 155 00:07:08.650 --> 00:07:09.610 Love ya. 156 00:07:09.610 --> 00:07:10.623 - Later, "Molly." 157 00:07:49.668 --> 00:07:50.740 Yeah, it's super good, too. 158 00:07:50.740 --> 00:07:51.947 No, I know... 159 00:07:57.143 --> 00:07:58.600 - What are we talking about over here? 160 00:07:58.600 --> 00:07:59.730 - Oh, Jude was just telling me about- 161 00:07:59.730 --> 00:08:00.563 - Fascinating. 162 00:08:00.563 --> 00:08:03.100 Did you know he uses the word "penis" during foreplay? 163 00:08:03.100 --> 00:08:05.233 As in "honey, my penis is so hard." 164 00:08:06.246 --> 00:08:07.079 - All right? 165 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:09.030 - No, I don't think we've been properly introduced. 166 00:08:09.030 --> 00:08:10.260 Jude, this is Jessie. 167 00:08:10.260 --> 00:08:11.940 Jessie, Jude is the guy you've been banging 168 00:08:11.940 --> 00:08:13.720 in the back of a '97 Subaru. 169 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:15.110 - You think I've been screwing him? 170 00:08:15.110 --> 00:08:17.270 - I don't even know her. 171 00:08:17.270 --> 00:08:19.260 - Fine, then what the fuck is that? 172 00:08:19.260 --> 00:08:20.790 - It's probably yours. 173 00:08:20.790 --> 00:08:22.530 Just because you can't keep track of your shit. 174 00:08:22.530 --> 00:08:23.363 - Oh, it's not mine. 175 00:08:23.363 --> 00:08:24.550 - How do you know? - I just do. 176 00:08:24.550 --> 00:08:25.860 - It doesn't matter whose it is. 177 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:27.867 - You're taking her side? - Nobody's taking sides. 178 00:08:27.867 --> 00:08:28.700 - No, of course not. 179 00:08:28.700 --> 00:08:30.420 We're just politely listening to two people 180 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:31.600 exchange their sides of a story 181 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:33.210 in which one of them fucked my boyfriend. 182 00:08:33.210 --> 00:08:34.140 - You need to calm down. 183 00:08:34.140 --> 00:08:35.260 - Is that what we'd be doing 184 00:08:35.260 --> 00:08:36.887 if somebody took a shit on your love life? 185 00:08:36.887 --> 00:08:38.630 - You don't love him. 186 00:08:38.630 --> 00:08:39.650 - What? 187 00:08:39.650 --> 00:08:41.570 - I said you don't love him. You hardly like him. 188 00:08:41.570 --> 00:08:42.670 - What do you know? 189 00:08:42.670 --> 00:08:44.140 - Everybody knows. 190 00:08:44.140 --> 00:08:46.170 You treat him like shit, you hate his family, 191 00:08:46.170 --> 00:08:47.300 and the only reason why you're with him 192 00:08:47.300 --> 00:08:49.650 in the first place is because he has Amazon Prime. 193 00:08:49.650 --> 00:08:50.890 You don't deserve him. 194 00:08:50.890 --> 00:08:53.470 - And that makes it okay for someone to just take him? 195 00:08:53.470 --> 00:08:54.587 - Nobody took him. - Okay well somebody did. 196 00:08:54.587 --> 00:08:56.610 Somebody- - I didn't take him, Harper. 197 00:08:56.610 --> 00:08:57.943 He just didn't want you. 198 00:09:03.210 --> 00:09:04.123 Harper- - Don't. 199 00:09:06.830 --> 00:09:08.383 We never meant- - Shut up. 200 00:09:12.466 --> 00:09:15.580 You know, you were supposed to be cool, 201 00:09:15.580 --> 00:09:18.280 now it turns out you're just some old slut. 202 00:09:18.280 --> 00:09:20.173 - You're fired. - Good, 'cause I quit. 203 00:09:24.160 --> 00:09:27.150 - Hey. Aren't you forgetting something? 204 00:09:27.150 --> 00:09:30.410 - God, you know, fuck you. 205 00:09:30.410 --> 00:09:31.243 Okay? 206 00:09:31.243 --> 00:09:34.590 And for the record, I hope you give each other HPV. 207 00:09:34.590 --> 00:09:35.423 Yeah. 208 00:09:55.940 --> 00:09:57.680 Hey, sorry I missed your call. 209 00:09:57.680 --> 00:10:00.940 Leave a message and I'll give you a shout as soon as I can. 210 00:10:00.940 --> 00:10:04.583 Thanks. 211 00:10:10.290 --> 00:10:12.090 - Why does this always happen to me? 212 00:10:14.627 --> 00:10:15.570 - There are plenty of fish out there. 213 00:10:15.570 --> 00:10:16.903 - What, like Jude? 214 00:10:17.925 --> 00:10:19.500 I shouldn't have been such a dick to him. 215 00:10:19.500 --> 00:10:21.580 You know, he's a totally nice guy. 216 00:10:21.580 --> 00:10:23.673 He's very nice and... 217 00:10:24.520 --> 00:10:25.833 Nice. 218 00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:28.590 I should probably go home and apologize. 219 00:10:28.590 --> 00:10:30.750 - It sounds like you guys had bad sex. 220 00:10:30.750 --> 00:10:31.583 - What? 221 00:10:31.583 --> 00:10:33.573 No, it was fine. 222 00:10:34.920 --> 00:10:36.400 - Well, there's your problem. 223 00:10:36.400 --> 00:10:38.800 See a better man would leave you begging for it. 224 00:10:39.760 --> 00:10:41.270 I know a guy. 225 00:10:41.270 --> 00:10:43.840 - I'm not looking for a guy. 226 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:44.860 - Whatever. 227 00:10:44.860 --> 00:10:46.090 Girls like you act all tough, 228 00:10:46.090 --> 00:10:47.383 say you don't care what people think- 229 00:10:47.383 --> 00:10:49.550 - I don't care what people think. 230 00:10:49.550 --> 00:10:51.580 - And how's that working out for you? 231 00:10:51.580 --> 00:10:54.440 - Look, I'm pissed at Bryn, not Jude. 232 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:55.860 She was my best friend. 233 00:10:55.860 --> 00:10:58.923 I need friends, not some guy to fuck my brains out. 234 00:10:59.800 --> 00:11:02.220 - That sounds like a challenge. 235 00:11:02.220 --> 00:11:03.053 - I'm sorry. 236 00:11:03.053 --> 00:11:04.560 You know, believe it or not, women can be single 237 00:11:04.560 --> 00:11:06.502 and also into you. 238 00:11:06.502 --> 00:11:08.002 - Okay, all right. 239 00:11:10.590 --> 00:11:11.880 So are you doing anything later? 240 00:11:11.880 --> 00:11:13.300 - I am just not interested. 241 00:11:13.300 --> 00:11:14.390 - Oh, come on. 242 00:11:14.390 --> 00:11:16.030 Something tells me we'd have great sex. 243 00:11:16.030 --> 00:11:17.763 - Yeah, and I'm gonna go. 244 00:11:20.520 --> 00:11:21.770 - You're gonna die alone. 245 00:11:23.547 --> 00:11:24.714 Fucking bitch. 246 00:11:51.970 --> 00:11:53.970 - Why is my shit in the yard? 247 00:11:53.970 --> 00:11:55.070 - I'm kicking you out. 248 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:59.123 - Do you have any idea how selfish you are? 249 00:12:00.180 --> 00:12:01.370 - You should be thanking me. 250 00:12:01.370 --> 00:12:02.880 - For sleeping with my boss? 251 00:12:02.880 --> 00:12:03.860 - For breaking up with you. 252 00:12:03.860 --> 00:12:05.470 - Are you fucking kidding me? 253 00:12:05.470 --> 00:12:06.840 - You didn't want to date in the first place. 254 00:12:06.840 --> 00:12:08.450 - That is not true. - But you wouldn't end it 255 00:12:08.450 --> 00:12:10.470 because you didn't want to be the bad guy. 256 00:12:10.470 --> 00:12:12.210 Nothing bad is ever your fault, right? 257 00:12:12.210 --> 00:12:13.830 It's always someone else. 258 00:12:13.830 --> 00:12:15.720 Last guy loved you too much. 259 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.350 But the guy before him was too clingy. 260 00:12:18.350 --> 00:12:20.350 Your mom was never involved., your dad had to go- 261 00:12:20.350 --> 00:12:22.370 - You fucked my best friend. - She was your boss. 262 00:12:22.370 --> 00:12:24.720 - She was my friend. - Well she's not anymore. 263 00:12:33.341 --> 00:12:34.174 I'm sorry. 264 00:13:36.262 --> 00:13:38.900 - Hey, I'm calling about the Johnson property. 265 00:13:38.900 --> 00:13:42.010 Yeah, uh, references? 266 00:13:42.010 --> 00:13:43.890 Yeah, I'm calling about the apartment. 267 00:13:43.890 --> 00:13:47.050 Well, my last landlord was my ex, so... 268 00:13:47.050 --> 00:13:48.960 Oh yeah. I love cats. 269 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:50.220 Cats are great. 270 00:13:50.220 --> 00:13:52.700 Yeah to be honest, I don't own any handguns, 271 00:13:52.700 --> 00:13:55.310 but I would be open to purchasing one. 272 00:13:55.310 --> 00:13:56.760 Yeah, even if they're... 273 00:13:56.760 --> 00:13:57.940 How many? 274 00:13:57.940 --> 00:13:59.980 No, I'm not saying we didn't have sex. 275 00:13:59.980 --> 00:14:02.370 I'm just saying most of the time it was... 276 00:14:02.370 --> 00:14:03.203 Hello? 277 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:05.950 Thank you for holding. 278 00:14:05.950 --> 00:14:07.150 Please stay on the line. 279 00:14:08.370 --> 00:14:09.740 Thank you for holding. 280 00:14:09.740 --> 00:14:11.000 Please stay on the line. 281 00:15:28.671 --> 00:15:29.504 - Ow. 282 00:15:34.847 --> 00:15:35.680 Ugh. 283 00:15:43.340 --> 00:15:44.963 - Uh, excuse me. 284 00:15:48.724 --> 00:15:49.963 What are you doing here? 285 00:15:51.523 --> 00:15:52.356 - Pizza. 286 00:15:53.930 --> 00:15:54.986 - What? 287 00:15:54.986 --> 00:15:56.436 - There's pizza in your yard. 288 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:00.073 - Um... 289 00:16:01.510 --> 00:16:02.533 What happened? 290 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:05.273 - Um... 291 00:16:07.170 --> 00:16:08.143 Hard to say. 292 00:16:09.130 --> 00:16:12.260 Raccoons these days. 293 00:16:12.260 --> 00:16:13.093 - Uh huh. 294 00:16:17.710 --> 00:16:19.403 Why are you in my yard? 295 00:16:20.670 --> 00:16:23.003 - I heard you're looking for a roommate. 296 00:16:46.570 --> 00:16:47.620 - Here. - Thank you. 297 00:16:51.740 --> 00:16:52.573 Thanks. 298 00:17:01.152 --> 00:17:02.910 - Are you okay? Do you need me to call someone? 299 00:17:02.910 --> 00:17:06.230 - Look, I thought the house was empty, okay? 300 00:17:06.230 --> 00:17:07.401 If you want me to go, I'll just- 301 00:17:07.401 --> 00:17:08.830 Babe. 302 00:17:08.830 --> 00:17:09.993 I'm leaving. 303 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:12.030 Who's she? 304 00:17:12.030 --> 00:17:13.290 Harper. 305 00:17:13.290 --> 00:17:14.490 - What's she doing here? 306 00:17:14.490 --> 00:17:17.063 I tried to break into your house. 307 00:17:18.710 --> 00:17:19.543 - Cool. 308 00:17:27.830 --> 00:17:28.663 - Is she your... 309 00:17:28.663 --> 00:17:29.496 - Friend. 310 00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:32.780 - Do you have a lot of friends? 311 00:17:32.780 --> 00:17:33.970 - Yeah. 312 00:17:33.970 --> 00:17:35.320 I mean, no. I mean I don't- 313 00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:36.300 - Are they all that hot? 314 00:17:36.300 --> 00:17:37.910 - No. - Are you sure? 315 00:17:37.910 --> 00:17:42.230 - Yes. I have a lot of extremely average looking friends. 316 00:17:42.230 --> 00:17:43.113 - Wow. 317 00:17:43.960 --> 00:17:46.000 That is very evolved of you. 318 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:46.833 - Thank you? 319 00:17:49.460 --> 00:17:51.560 - So are you going to show me around or... 320 00:17:53.690 --> 00:17:55.840 - Uh, yeah. 321 00:17:55.840 --> 00:17:59.290 Um, well, you've seen the living room. 322 00:17:59.290 --> 00:18:03.120 Two bedroom, one bath, pool, two car garage. 323 00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:04.163 Is this you? 324 00:18:05.250 --> 00:18:06.167 - Yeah. - Hm. 325 00:18:07.820 --> 00:18:09.120 How do you afford this place? 326 00:18:09.120 --> 00:18:11.060 - I know a guy. - Who's that guy? 327 00:18:11.060 --> 00:18:12.750 - My mom. 328 00:18:12.750 --> 00:18:14.990 Washer and dryer are right here. 329 00:18:14.990 --> 00:18:16.110 This is the bathroom. 330 00:18:16.110 --> 00:18:17.320 You'll be in the master. 331 00:18:17.320 --> 00:18:18.538 There's no bathroom, but the- 332 00:18:18.538 --> 00:18:19.371 - What's this? - The closest is massive. 333 00:18:19.371 --> 00:18:20.204 Um, no I- - Oh, God. 334 00:18:20.204 --> 00:18:21.163 I wanna show you the, don't... 335 00:18:21.163 --> 00:18:23.820 - What is this? - Don't touch that, please. 336 00:18:23.820 --> 00:18:26.420 - Oh my God. 337 00:18:26.420 --> 00:18:27.469 - Don't laugh. 338 00:18:28.770 --> 00:18:30.660 - Oh my God. Okay, I'm sorry. 339 00:18:30.660 --> 00:18:33.160 But the fact that you have this photo, 340 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:36.530 not just kept it but framed it in your house. 341 00:18:36.530 --> 00:18:38.460 - Okay. - You didn't even win. 342 00:18:38.460 --> 00:18:40.090 - People don't usually go through my stuff. 343 00:18:40.090 --> 00:18:41.380 - Oh, maybe you should be more careful 344 00:18:41.380 --> 00:18:42.783 who you let into your house. 345 00:18:44.281 --> 00:18:45.180 Awe. 346 00:18:45.180 --> 00:18:47.110 - I think you should go. 347 00:18:47.110 --> 00:18:48.793 - What? - You should go. 348 00:18:54.106 --> 00:18:54.939 - Okay. 349 00:19:10.870 --> 00:19:12.420 I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. 350 00:19:14.100 --> 00:19:16.780 My personality tends to attract assholes, 351 00:19:16.780 --> 00:19:18.330 so I'm not used to... 352 00:19:21.040 --> 00:19:22.640 I'm sorry. 353 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:23.473 Okay? 354 00:19:24.660 --> 00:19:28.050 And for the record, I think you were an adorable child, 355 00:19:28.050 --> 00:19:29.210 even if you were not cool. 356 00:19:29.210 --> 00:19:32.393 I'm still not cool and I was like a very ugly child, so. 357 00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:39.313 - He sucked. 358 00:19:41.260 --> 00:19:42.660 This kid, he wasn't adorable. 359 00:19:42.660 --> 00:19:44.820 He was just shitty. 360 00:19:44.820 --> 00:19:46.320 - Why? 361 00:19:46.320 --> 00:19:48.140 - Because he was weird and awkward 362 00:19:48.140 --> 00:19:49.300 and everybody hated him. 363 00:19:49.300 --> 00:19:52.420 - Yeah, but I bet he stayed up like all night 364 00:19:52.420 --> 00:19:54.070 working on that... 365 00:19:55.530 --> 00:19:58.503 - Pneumatic defamation sensor? - Yeah, exactly. 366 00:20:00.696 --> 00:20:01.624 I have no idea what that is. 367 00:20:03.300 --> 00:20:07.080 - It's a um, it's a soft air bladder 368 00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:08.790 connected to an electrical pressure sensor 369 00:20:08.790 --> 00:20:11.473 and a microcontroller that offers real-time feedback. 370 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:13.663 It was cool, I promise. 371 00:20:14.980 --> 00:20:15.813 - Told ya. 372 00:20:19.210 --> 00:20:20.043 - Hey. 373 00:20:22.188 --> 00:20:23.323 What are you doing for dinner? 374 00:20:27.320 --> 00:20:28.153 So what do you do? 375 00:20:28.153 --> 00:20:29.640 Are you a student or- - Graduated. 376 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:31.292 - Major? - Art history. 377 00:20:31.292 --> 00:20:32.125 - Because? 378 00:20:32.125 --> 00:20:33.350 - Because it was the second thing in the catalog 379 00:20:33.350 --> 00:20:34.780 and I didn't want to be an accountant. 380 00:20:35.613 --> 00:20:36.446 You? 381 00:20:36.446 --> 00:20:37.279 - Uh, business. 382 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:38.360 I'm a freelance programmer at IndieCorp. 383 00:20:38.360 --> 00:20:40.620 - Mm, sounds pretentious. 384 00:20:40.620 --> 00:20:42.490 - Most people just congratulate my brilliance. 385 00:20:42.490 --> 00:20:43.740 - Is this your way of flirting? 386 00:20:43.740 --> 00:20:45.430 - No. Why, do you have a boyfriend? 387 00:20:45.430 --> 00:20:46.870 - No. 388 00:20:46.870 --> 00:20:47.970 Why, do you? 389 00:20:47.970 --> 00:20:48.803 - Have a boyfriend? 390 00:20:48.803 --> 00:20:50.350 - Yeah, or whatever. 391 00:20:50.350 --> 00:20:52.880 - No, I don't have a boyfriend or whatever. 392 00:20:54.157 --> 00:20:55.500 - And the girl today? 393 00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:56.333 - Just a girl. 394 00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:00.410 - I'm getting very slutty vibes from you. 395 00:21:00.410 --> 00:21:01.243 - What does that mean? 396 00:21:01.243 --> 00:21:02.803 - It means: how many? 397 00:21:04.010 --> 00:21:05.010 - Excuse me? - Women. 398 00:21:05.010 --> 00:21:06.520 How many? 399 00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:07.980 - Why would I tell you that? 400 00:21:07.980 --> 00:21:11.660 - Uh, because you're the kind of guy who wants me to know. 401 00:21:11.660 --> 00:21:13.990 - I'm not at liberty to say. - Fine. 402 00:21:13.990 --> 00:21:15.040 How many girlfriends? 403 00:21:17.870 --> 00:21:18.703 12. 404 00:21:18.703 --> 00:21:19.570 - 12? 405 00:21:19.570 --> 00:21:20.420 - What's wrong with dating? 406 00:21:20.420 --> 00:21:22.220 - What's wrong with being alone? 407 00:21:22.220 --> 00:21:23.053 - Nothing. 408 00:21:23.053 --> 00:21:23.886 It's just the worst thing that could 409 00:21:23.886 --> 00:21:24.970 possibly happen to a person, 410 00:21:24.970 --> 00:21:26.310 and I'd rather it didn't happen to me. 411 00:21:26.310 --> 00:21:27.750 - Oh, but I bet you're fine with marriage. 412 00:21:27.750 --> 00:21:29.200 - Yeah. - And kids, 413 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:30.450 raising another human. 414 00:21:30.450 --> 00:21:31.500 - Sure. Why not? 415 00:21:31.500 --> 00:21:33.410 - Okay, so what you're saying is you're fine 416 00:21:33.410 --> 00:21:35.750 bringing life into the world, 417 00:21:35.750 --> 00:21:37.570 but you're afraid of eating dinner alone 418 00:21:37.570 --> 00:21:40.320 because that would make you some kind of moral failure? 419 00:21:42.111 --> 00:21:44.120 Mm, you're one of those people. 420 00:21:44.120 --> 00:21:46.590 - What people? - The "love" people. 421 00:21:46.590 --> 00:21:47.580 - What's wrong with that? 422 00:21:47.580 --> 00:21:51.920 - Nothing. Nothing, it's just um, not real. 423 00:21:51.920 --> 00:21:53.950 Okay, you're going to spend the rest of your life 424 00:21:53.950 --> 00:21:56.340 chasing after girls you don't know, 425 00:21:56.340 --> 00:21:57.840 trying to have this big, special thing 426 00:21:57.840 --> 00:21:59.200 that Hollywood duped you into believing 427 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:01.630 would make you happy when the reality is 428 00:22:01.630 --> 00:22:03.590 love is just attraction, 429 00:22:03.590 --> 00:22:06.300 attraction is just sex, and sex isn't going to make you 430 00:22:06.300 --> 00:22:10.430 happy for more than like six minutes at a time. 431 00:22:10.430 --> 00:22:11.970 So really what's the point? 432 00:22:11.970 --> 00:22:14.050 - First of all, you underestimate me. 433 00:22:14.050 --> 00:22:14.883 - Whatever. 434 00:22:14.883 --> 00:22:16.670 - Second of all, do you seriously believe that? 435 00:22:16.670 --> 00:22:18.580 - Do you seriously believe you're destined 436 00:22:18.580 --> 00:22:22.383 to hang out with one person until you die? 437 00:22:23.650 --> 00:22:24.860 - Yeah. 438 00:22:24.860 --> 00:22:25.693 I do. 439 00:22:26.770 --> 00:22:29.803 - Wow. I guess that makes one of us right. 440 00:22:30.670 --> 00:22:32.876 Let me know when you figure out who it is. 441 00:22:41.850 --> 00:22:44.220 Well thank you for dinner and showing me around. 442 00:22:44.220 --> 00:22:46.740 Um, if you want to just send over that paperwork, I will- 443 00:22:46.740 --> 00:22:47.573 - Take it. 444 00:22:47.573 --> 00:22:48.406 - What? 445 00:22:48.406 --> 00:22:50.220 - The room, it's yours. Take it. 446 00:22:50.220 --> 00:22:51.207 - We didn't talk about money. 447 00:22:51.207 --> 00:22:53.277 - What were you paying at your old place? 448 00:22:53.277 --> 00:22:55.843 - $750, but- - Great, works for me. 449 00:22:56.860 --> 00:22:58.780 - That's super nice, but your parents- 450 00:22:58.780 --> 00:23:00.530 - Look, they don't care. 451 00:23:00.530 --> 00:23:03.260 The roommate thing wasn't even their idea. 452 00:23:03.260 --> 00:23:05.240 - You know how this sounds, right? 453 00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:07.630 Seemingly innocent young man invites beautiful stranger 454 00:23:07.630 --> 00:23:08.775 to spend the night and then- 455 00:23:08.775 --> 00:23:10.020 - Are you waiting for me to gouge your eyes out 456 00:23:10.020 --> 00:23:10.900 and put them in a jar? 457 00:23:10.900 --> 00:23:12.450 - Well, maybe not a jar, but yeah. 458 00:23:12.450 --> 00:23:13.283 - Look, you've seen this place. 459 00:23:13.283 --> 00:23:16.700 It's massive and like super depressing. 460 00:23:16.700 --> 00:23:18.160 In college I always lived with groups of people, 461 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:20.555 so this just seems sad. 462 00:23:20.555 --> 00:23:22.545 - Yeah, this is where I go back to the jar. 463 00:23:22.545 --> 00:23:24.349 - Just think about it. 464 00:23:24.349 --> 00:23:26.293 - Why me? 465 00:23:27.290 --> 00:23:28.123 - I don't know. 466 00:23:28.990 --> 00:23:33.760 You're loud and weird and have no respect 467 00:23:33.760 --> 00:23:35.550 for other people's property and not to mention 468 00:23:35.550 --> 00:23:37.393 you're totally not my type, 469 00:23:38.230 --> 00:23:42.583 but you're smart and different. 470 00:23:45.490 --> 00:23:46.540 - When can I move in? 471 00:23:55.870 --> 00:23:57.180 I don't even know your name. 472 00:23:57.180 --> 00:23:59.163 it's Jackson. 473 00:24:00.420 --> 00:24:01.253 - Cool. 474 00:24:03.130 --> 00:24:04.090 - See you tomorrow. 475 00:24:04.090 --> 00:24:05.750 Oh um, but do me a favor. 476 00:24:05.750 --> 00:24:07.293 Use the front door this time. 477 00:24:39.310 --> 00:24:41.930 - Uh, we were actually never together. 478 00:24:41.930 --> 00:24:43.820 - Yeah, not TOGEHTER together. 479 00:24:43.820 --> 00:24:45.020 - Right. 480 00:24:45.020 --> 00:24:46.330 I had brought her to my grandmother's 481 00:24:46.330 --> 00:24:47.650 birthday party, actually, 482 00:24:47.650 --> 00:24:51.170 and everybody like just about lost their shit. 483 00:24:51.170 --> 00:24:54.250 My mom kept talking about how precious my little friend was. 484 00:24:54.250 --> 00:24:55.090 - I don't think they got 485 00:24:55.090 --> 00:24:56.680 that we were a couple. 486 00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:58.500 - Yeah, but we weren't actually like dating. 487 00:24:58.500 --> 00:25:00.640 - Oh, we just were hanging out, you know? 488 00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:02.040 - Yeah. 489 00:25:02.040 --> 00:25:04.710 Oh man and you had those, like, those nice cotton sheets. 490 00:25:04.710 --> 00:25:05.543 - Yes. 491 00:25:05.543 --> 00:25:06.900 And we watched Jimmy Fallon 492 00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:08.170 and talked about our favorite music when 493 00:25:08.170 --> 00:25:09.003 we were kids- - Kids, yeah. 494 00:25:09.003 --> 00:25:10.520 - Yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:25:10.520 --> 00:25:13.210 - We were good together. - Yeah. 496 00:25:13.210 --> 00:25:14.670 - I guess it's easy to forget about that 497 00:25:14.670 --> 00:25:18.240 when it didn't last and people are so weird. 498 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:19.460 Like the second things end, 499 00:25:19.460 --> 00:25:22.180 the only thing they remember is you just broke up. 500 00:25:22.180 --> 00:25:23.810 - Yeah. 501 00:25:23.810 --> 00:25:24.910 She was my first love, though. 502 00:25:24.910 --> 00:25:26.320 - Psh, no. 503 00:25:26.320 --> 00:25:27.153 - Yeah. - Stop. 504 00:25:27.153 --> 00:25:28.590 - No, it's true. - You're so lame. 505 00:25:28.590 --> 00:25:29.490 - It's true. 506 00:25:29.490 --> 00:25:30.980 - Okay, I was totally crazy about her. 507 00:25:30.980 --> 00:25:33.658 - Oh, stop it. 508 00:25:33.658 --> 00:25:34.491 I don't know. 509 00:25:34.491 --> 00:25:36.790 And that went on for like eight months? 510 00:25:36.790 --> 00:25:38.300 - Mhm. And then it was over. 511 00:25:38.300 --> 00:25:40.363 - Yeah, just like that. - Just like that. 512 00:25:41.523 --> 00:25:43.930 - Don't even. 513 00:25:43.930 --> 00:25:45.720 - But then a friendship of a lifetime... 514 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:47.180 - Ah, took it over. 515 00:25:47.180 --> 00:25:49.693 For the best. 516 00:26:02.260 --> 00:26:03.229 - Is that everything? 517 00:26:03.229 --> 00:26:04.601 - Yep. 518 00:26:04.601 --> 00:26:05.633 - Cool guitar. 519 00:26:05.633 --> 00:26:07.070 - Thanks. - You play? 520 00:26:07.070 --> 00:26:07.903 - No. 521 00:26:08.850 --> 00:26:09.683 - Cool. 522 00:26:12.630 --> 00:26:15.277 Well, if you need anything, let me know. 523 00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:12.833 Dude, you are never going to believe what happened. 524 00:27:13.690 --> 00:27:14.840 Oh my God, are you serious? 525 00:27:14.840 --> 00:27:18.769 - It was insane, man. I wish you could've been there. 526 00:27:18.769 --> 00:27:20.310 'Cause Scott got this whole DJ set up 527 00:27:20.310 --> 00:27:22.451 and his parents' backyard is like just mountains. 528 00:27:22.451 --> 00:27:27.371 It was so beautiful. 529 00:28:09.936 --> 00:28:10.936 - Hey. - Hey. 530 00:28:11.881 --> 00:28:12.714 I just wanted to let you know 531 00:28:12.714 --> 00:28:14.427 you're totally welcome to come to the party. 532 00:28:14.427 --> 00:28:17.070 People are swimming, we made some nuggets. 533 00:28:17.070 --> 00:28:19.737 Scott brought a shark balloon which... 534 00:28:21.383 --> 00:28:23.087 Everybody would love to meet you. 535 00:28:23.087 --> 00:28:25.087 - Yeah, uh, maybe later? 536 00:28:26.687 --> 00:28:27.520 - Okay. 537 00:28:54.968 --> 00:28:55.801 Oh, I'm sorry. 538 00:28:55.801 --> 00:28:57.030 I didn't realize you were- - No, it's good. 539 00:28:57.030 --> 00:28:58.063 - Still awake. 540 00:29:03.110 --> 00:29:04.923 - Sorry, pardon my reach. 541 00:29:08.970 --> 00:29:10.057 Do you mind if I... 542 00:29:13.820 --> 00:29:14.933 Thank you. - Mhm. 543 00:29:23.360 --> 00:29:24.714 You should come to the party tonight. 544 00:29:25.547 --> 00:29:27.460 - Trust me, I'm not good at that kind of thing. 545 00:29:27.460 --> 00:29:28.683 - Parties? - People. 546 00:29:38.850 --> 00:29:40.200 - I like you. 547 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:41.996 You're interesting and I think we should be friends. 548 00:29:42.829 --> 00:29:44.020 - I don't do guy friends. 549 00:29:44.020 --> 00:29:45.730 - Why? - It doesn't work. 550 00:29:45.730 --> 00:29:47.280 - Why not? - Why do you think? 551 00:29:48.210 --> 00:29:50.440 Look, this is just temporary, okay? 552 00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:52.560 Anyways, I hardly know you. 553 00:29:52.560 --> 00:29:54.279 - Ask me anything. I'm an open book. 554 00:29:56.040 --> 00:29:57.440 My birthday is October 10th. 555 00:29:58.890 --> 00:30:02.393 I went to a Catholic middle school. 556 00:30:04.030 --> 00:30:06.380 I'm allergic to Pomeranians. - No, you're not. 557 00:30:07.716 --> 00:30:08.549 I could be. 558 00:30:08.549 --> 00:30:10.203 - Goodnight, Jackson. 559 00:30:31.787 --> 00:30:32.620 - Where's the meeting? 560 00:30:32.620 --> 00:30:34.490 - Uh, it's not a meeting. It's an interview. 561 00:30:34.490 --> 00:30:35.900 Server position. 562 00:30:35.900 --> 00:30:38.090 - What restaurant? - Some Italian place. 563 00:30:38.090 --> 00:30:40.413 - What's it called? - I'd have to check. 564 00:30:42.590 --> 00:30:44.280 - Margherita. - Hm? 565 00:30:44.280 --> 00:30:45.840 You know, tomato, basil. 566 00:30:45.840 --> 00:30:48.340 - No, I know what a Margherita is. 567 00:30:48.340 --> 00:30:49.860 - It's my favorite kind of pizza. 568 00:30:49.860 --> 00:30:51.400 - Okay, so? 569 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:54.370 - So I'm helping you learn things about me 570 00:30:54.370 --> 00:30:55.843 so that we can be friends. 571 00:30:58.520 --> 00:30:59.353 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you have to tell me 572 00:30:59.353 --> 00:31:00.253 something about you now. 573 00:31:01.520 --> 00:31:02.420 Come on, anything. 574 00:31:04.220 --> 00:31:05.970 What's your favorite kind of pizza? 575 00:31:08.520 --> 00:31:10.180 - I don't like pizza. 576 00:31:10.180 --> 00:31:11.083 It's too salty. 577 00:31:11.970 --> 00:31:13.220 Anyways, I'm gluten-free. 578 00:31:16.110 --> 00:31:18.493 - No, you're not. - I could be. 579 00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.400 - So what's your deal? - You wanna psychoanalyze? 580 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:27.870 No, I just, tell me something 581 00:31:27.870 --> 00:31:28.890 I wouldn't know about you. 582 00:31:28.890 --> 00:31:30.320 - Um... 583 00:31:30.320 --> 00:31:32.340 I'm an only child. - That's a no brainer. 584 00:31:32.340 --> 00:31:33.340 - What? - No, no, it's good. 585 00:31:33.340 --> 00:31:35.890 It just means you have a certain vibe. 586 00:31:35.890 --> 00:31:37.550 Like I have the little brother vibe. 587 00:31:37.550 --> 00:31:39.990 Meaning you're adorable and everybody loves you? 588 00:31:39.990 --> 00:31:42.570 Meaning I want people to like me. 589 00:31:42.570 --> 00:31:43.550 I want to be the good guy. 590 00:31:43.550 --> 00:31:45.590 Yeah, I uh, I don't give off that vibe. 591 00:31:45.590 --> 00:31:48.440 No, you're just the person who you are. 592 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:50.870 - Thanks. - No, it's a compliment. 593 00:31:50.870 --> 00:31:52.677 Seriously. I wish I could be more like that. 594 00:31:52.677 --> 00:31:54.633 Um, I wish people liked me, so we're even. 595 00:31:54.633 --> 00:31:55.970 I think it's just my face. 596 00:31:55.970 --> 00:31:58.000 That's true. You have a very likable face. 597 00:31:58.000 --> 00:31:59.900 And judging from the traffic in our bathroom... 598 00:31:59.900 --> 00:32:01.420 - Okay. - I'm assuming you have 599 00:32:01.420 --> 00:32:03.900 other deeply likable qualities. 600 00:32:03.900 --> 00:32:06.820 I don't like kicking them out right after we... 601 00:32:06.820 --> 00:32:08.090 It's the right thing to do. 602 00:32:08.090 --> 00:32:11.933 Just big, massive, hugely likable. 603 00:32:11.933 --> 00:32:14.250 - I hate you. - I know, you nerd. 604 00:32:14.250 --> 00:32:15.583 I hate you, too. 605 00:32:26.940 --> 00:32:28.280 No. 606 00:32:28.280 --> 00:32:30.330 - Yes. - No fucking way. 607 00:32:30.330 --> 00:32:31.163 - Why not? 608 00:32:31.163 --> 00:32:34.050 - Because like 99% of the population 609 00:32:34.050 --> 00:32:36.130 would be a virgin if that were true. 610 00:32:36.130 --> 00:32:37.840 - Sex doesn't count unless you both come. 611 00:32:37.840 --> 00:32:40.520 - It doesn't count? According to what? 612 00:32:40.520 --> 00:32:42.118 - Science. 613 00:32:45.320 --> 00:32:46.310 Let's go to a movie. 614 00:32:46.310 --> 00:32:48.200 - I shouldn't. - Come on, my treat. 615 00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.230 - I don't need you to pay for everything. 616 00:32:50.230 --> 00:32:52.543 - If it makes you feel better, you can pay for the popcorn. 617 00:32:55.130 --> 00:32:56.710 - Let me guess. 618 00:33:00.300 --> 00:33:01.944 - Cute Korean from the drive-thru. 619 00:33:01.944 --> 00:33:02.777 - Ugh. 620 00:33:02.777 --> 00:33:03.940 She was cute. 621 00:33:03.940 --> 00:33:05.900 You should invite her over. 622 00:33:05.900 --> 00:33:06.733 - Do you mind if I- - Hey, as long as I 623 00:33:06.733 --> 00:33:08.490 don't have to see it or hear it, 624 00:33:08.490 --> 00:33:10.650 you can do whatever you want. 625 00:33:10.650 --> 00:33:12.860 - Breakfast tomorrow? - You got it. 626 00:33:12.860 --> 00:33:13.693 - Wish me luck. 627 00:33:15.580 --> 00:33:16.580 - Make good choices. 628 00:33:40.627 --> 00:33:41.710 Down, please. 629 00:33:47.530 --> 00:33:49.153 Come on, you guys. 630 00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:18.610 Knock, knock. 631 00:34:22.180 --> 00:34:23.860 - Where's your friend? 632 00:34:23.860 --> 00:34:25.100 She left. 633 00:34:25.100 --> 00:34:27.790 - That bad, huh? 634 00:34:27.790 --> 00:34:29.240 - You wanna go get breakfast? 635 00:34:30.530 --> 00:34:32.270 - It's the middle of the night. 636 00:34:32.270 --> 00:34:33.670 - And I know just the place. 637 00:34:41.530 --> 00:34:43.170 Are we there yet? 638 00:34:43.170 --> 00:34:44.003 - No. 639 00:34:48.560 --> 00:34:49.950 Are we there yet? 640 00:34:49.950 --> 00:34:50.783 - No. 641 00:34:52.270 --> 00:34:55.250 - Remind me again why this was necessary? 642 00:34:55.250 --> 00:34:56.756 - Which part? 643 00:34:56.756 --> 00:34:58.850 - The part where you woke me up at 3:00 AM 644 00:34:58.850 --> 00:35:01.620 for shitty breakfast food halfway across- 645 00:35:01.620 --> 00:35:03.246 - You don't know that it's shitty. 646 00:35:03.246 --> 00:35:04.420 - And what other kinds of breakfast place 647 00:35:04.420 --> 00:35:06.263 is open at 3:00 AM? 648 00:35:07.710 --> 00:35:09.770 - Okay. Ask me again. 649 00:35:09.770 --> 00:35:11.170 Are we there yet? 650 00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:25.160 - Best waffles in town. - No. 651 00:35:25.160 --> 00:35:26.120 No, seriously, they're great. 652 00:35:26.120 --> 00:35:29.690 - No seriously, can we, can we go someplace else? 653 00:35:29.690 --> 00:35:31.360 - Why? - Does it matter? 654 00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:33.340 - Yeah, because I'm starving. 655 00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:35.240 - Jackson, I... - Harper. 656 00:35:35.240 --> 00:35:37.280 Come on, we're already here. 657 00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.060 Last one in has to pay. 658 00:35:39.060 --> 00:35:40.255 Jackson. 659 00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.044 Jackson! 660 00:35:46.260 --> 00:35:47.130 What do you like here? 661 00:35:47.130 --> 00:35:48.810 Oh gosh, I love everything. 662 00:35:48.810 --> 00:35:50.750 Mostly the customers, though. 663 00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:51.594 - Really? 664 00:35:51.594 --> 00:35:52.427 Thank you so much. 665 00:35:52.427 --> 00:35:53.470 Your name is Jessie? - Yeah, it's Jessie. 666 00:35:53.470 --> 00:35:54.493 - Awesome, great to meet you. 667 00:35:54.493 --> 00:35:57.707 - Yeah, it's good to meet you, too. 668 00:35:59.220 --> 00:36:01.297 Yeah, it was, it was really good to you. 669 00:36:08.325 --> 00:36:09.158 - It's really nice to meet you. 670 00:36:09.158 --> 00:36:10.860 Ugh, really? 671 00:36:10.860 --> 00:36:11.693 - What? I wasn't. 672 00:36:11.693 --> 00:36:12.853 - You totally were. 673 00:36:18.200 --> 00:36:19.720 I'm not hungry. 674 00:36:19.720 --> 00:36:20.760 - You have to get something. 675 00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:22.120 I'm telling you, the Belgium waffles here- 676 00:36:22.120 --> 00:36:23.481 - God, don't look over there. 677 00:36:23.481 --> 00:36:24.648 - Where? - Shh. 678 00:36:26.667 --> 00:36:27.500 - Do you know that guy? 679 00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:28.333 - No. Yeah. 680 00:36:28.333 --> 00:36:29.166 Yes I do. 681 00:36:29.166 --> 00:36:30.850 - He's looking at you. - Don't look back. 682 00:36:30.850 --> 00:36:32.611 - He's coming over here. - Stop looking at him. 683 00:36:32.611 --> 00:36:33.843 - I think he's- - Harper? 684 00:36:36.770 --> 00:36:37.603 - Hello. 685 00:36:38.730 --> 00:36:43.220 - I was just, well I saw you and I thought 686 00:36:43.220 --> 00:36:45.570 you're eating breakfast. 687 00:36:45.570 --> 00:36:47.090 - Yeah. 688 00:36:47.090 --> 00:36:48.630 - What are the odds, right? 689 00:36:48.630 --> 00:36:49.723 - Comically low. 690 00:36:54.290 --> 00:36:56.420 - Be right back. - No, stay. 691 00:36:56.420 --> 00:36:59.060 - I don't want to intrude. - Oh, you're really not. 692 00:36:59.060 --> 00:37:00.000 - He really is. 693 00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:01.860 - Look, if you want to say something, 694 00:37:01.860 --> 00:37:03.290 why don't you just say it? 695 00:37:03.290 --> 00:37:05.420 - I want to apologize for kicking you out. 696 00:37:05.420 --> 00:37:06.500 That wasn't cool. - Yeah, some people 697 00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:08.140 might describe it as the exact opposite of cool. 698 00:37:08.140 --> 00:37:10.304 - I just want you to know... - I do not care- 699 00:37:10.304 --> 00:37:11.638 - If you wanted to be friends... 700 00:37:12.849 --> 00:37:14.113 - We're not friends. 701 00:37:16.550 --> 00:37:18.340 - Bryn misses you. - I don't care. 702 00:37:18.340 --> 00:37:19.173 - I just think that maybe- 703 00:37:19.173 --> 00:37:21.690 - I don't want to be your fucking friend, okay? 704 00:37:21.690 --> 00:37:23.173 Just leave me alone. 705 00:37:37.340 --> 00:37:38.320 - You all right? 706 00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:39.153 - No. 707 00:37:42.474 --> 00:37:43.630 Why'd he kick you out? 708 00:37:43.630 --> 00:37:46.130 - Because he was fucking someone else. 709 00:37:46.130 --> 00:37:50.190 No, look, it sounds bad when you say it like that, 710 00:37:50.190 --> 00:37:53.990 but, things had been weird for a long time. 711 00:37:53.990 --> 00:37:57.050 I don't even know why we were dating in the first place. 712 00:37:57.050 --> 00:37:59.150 I think I just liked how much he liked me. 713 00:38:00.550 --> 00:38:02.343 I do that sometimes. 714 00:38:04.070 --> 00:38:05.083 Is that normal? 715 00:38:06.560 --> 00:38:09.520 I mean, what does it say about you 716 00:38:09.520 --> 00:38:11.300 if the only thing that you find attractive 717 00:38:11.300 --> 00:38:13.767 in other people is that they're attracted to you? 718 00:38:15.690 --> 00:38:16.523 - I don't know. 719 00:38:20.720 --> 00:38:22.077 Wah-wah. 720 00:38:23.325 --> 00:38:24.158 - Come on. 721 00:38:26.237 --> 00:38:28.390 You're so fuckin' stupid, do you know that? 722 00:38:28.390 --> 00:38:29.790 I like hanging out with you. 723 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:32.040 - Me, too. 724 00:38:32.040 --> 00:38:34.483 - Thanks for making us be friends. 725 00:38:35.410 --> 00:38:36.990 It's really nice to have a guy 726 00:38:36.990 --> 00:38:40.413 who's not angling for anything, you know? 727 00:38:43.930 --> 00:38:44.763 - Totally. 728 00:39:01.826 --> 00:39:04.960 not like the movies 729 00:39:13.048 --> 00:39:17.364 moment that's mine 730 00:39:17.364 --> 00:39:19.438 - No, I'm gonna throw up. - No! 731 00:39:19.438 --> 00:39:20.447 - No. 732 00:39:20.447 --> 00:39:21.700 No! 733 00:39:21.700 --> 00:39:23.220 I say nay! 734 00:39:23.220 --> 00:39:24.222 - Why? 735 00:39:24.222 --> 00:39:26.222 - Because I'm sensitive. 736 00:39:59.385 --> 00:40:02.206 - Okay, two part vodka, one part. 737 00:40:02.206 --> 00:40:03.039 Oh wait no. 738 00:40:03.039 --> 00:40:04.550 Wait, so two parts... 739 00:40:07.490 --> 00:40:08.323 Hm. 740 00:40:08.323 --> 00:40:09.156 Quiz me. 741 00:40:09.156 --> 00:40:09.989 - What? 742 00:40:09.989 --> 00:40:10.930 Oh um... 743 00:40:12.660 --> 00:40:13.860 John Collins. 744 00:40:13.860 --> 00:40:16.130 - Um, three part gin, two part lemon, 745 00:40:16.130 --> 00:40:18.413 one part sugar, four parts soda. 746 00:40:24.130 --> 00:40:27.640 - How about a... 747 00:40:27.640 --> 00:40:28.750 Hanky panky? 748 00:40:28.750 --> 00:40:30.280 Um, one part gin, 749 00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:33.233 one part for vermouth, dash of bitters. 750 00:40:34.560 --> 00:40:35.410 You're golden. 751 00:40:35.410 --> 00:40:36.330 - Oh, I know. 752 00:40:36.330 --> 00:40:38.380 Before you know it you'll have a certified bartender 753 00:40:38.380 --> 00:40:41.664 and food service personnel all under one roof. 754 00:40:44.390 --> 00:40:45.800 - Doesn't dairy make you phlegmy? 755 00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:46.710 - Fuck off. 756 00:40:46.710 --> 00:40:49.030 - I'm just saying, nobody wants a waitress- 757 00:40:49.030 --> 00:40:49.870 Slash bartender. 758 00:40:49.870 --> 00:40:52.903 - Nobody wants to waitress slash bartender with TB. 759 00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:09.220 - Fine. 760 00:41:09.220 --> 00:41:10.640 Are you happy? 761 00:41:10.640 --> 00:41:11.883 - Ecstatic. - Good. 762 00:41:13.560 --> 00:41:14.790 I'll see you later. 763 00:41:14.790 --> 00:41:15.840 - Hey Harper? - Mhm? 764 00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:19.853 - You look nice. 765 00:41:21.620 --> 00:41:22.453 - Okay. 766 00:41:34.730 --> 00:41:36.640 - Paul is my man. 767 00:41:36.640 --> 00:41:39.020 - We met in Ms. Dillon's third grade class. 768 00:41:39.020 --> 00:41:39.890 - Back row. - Yeah. 769 00:41:39.890 --> 00:41:43.180 Well, as soon as I saw his Spiderman lunchbox, 770 00:41:43.180 --> 00:41:44.670 I knew I found my guy. 771 00:41:44.670 --> 00:41:46.410 - It's all about looking out for each other. 772 00:41:46.410 --> 00:41:48.200 Making sure you have your buddy's back, 773 00:41:48.200 --> 00:41:49.650 'cause shit goes down. 774 00:41:49.650 --> 00:41:51.140 Work. 775 00:41:51.140 --> 00:41:52.090 - Kids. 776 00:41:52.090 --> 00:41:52.923 - Girlfriends. 777 00:41:52.923 --> 00:41:54.300 - Girlfriends with kids. 778 00:41:54.300 --> 00:41:55.600 - Yeah. It's cool to have somebody there. 779 00:41:55.600 --> 00:41:58.160 - Yeah. He's like my guy. 780 00:41:58.160 --> 00:42:01.360 Um, well, not that I haven't had girlfriends, 781 00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:03.910 like dating and shit, but it's different. 782 00:42:03.910 --> 00:42:06.140 - Yeah, no, he gets it and he gets me. 783 00:42:06.140 --> 00:42:06.973 - Yeah. 784 00:42:06.973 --> 00:42:07.806 - Everyone should have someone like this. 785 00:42:07.806 --> 00:42:09.870 - Yeah. Someone you can be real with. 786 00:42:09.870 --> 00:42:11.720 Someone who you can get down with 787 00:42:11.720 --> 00:42:15.110 and say hey, I love you, man. 788 00:42:15.110 --> 00:42:16.493 - I love you, too. 789 00:42:17.865 --> 00:42:18.698 - Okay. 790 00:42:18.698 --> 00:42:19.663 - Okay. 791 00:42:20.690 --> 00:42:22.590 - Who needs a chick when you got this? 792 00:43:15.442 --> 00:43:16.610 Hey, sorry I missed your call. 793 00:43:16.610 --> 00:43:17.453 Leave a message- 794 00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:38.113 - I need help. 795 00:43:41.200 --> 00:43:42.213 I think I'm dying. 796 00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.540 - Have you been like this all day? 797 00:43:47.680 --> 00:43:48.620 Jesus. 798 00:43:48.620 --> 00:43:49.503 Here, ahh. 799 00:43:55.330 --> 00:43:56.636 You're so hot. 800 00:43:56.636 --> 00:43:57.500 - Thanks. 801 00:43:57.500 --> 00:43:59.330 - No, I mean... 802 00:43:59.330 --> 00:44:00.470 Why didn't you say anything? 803 00:44:00.470 --> 00:44:02.433 - I didn't want to bother you. 804 00:44:06.680 --> 00:44:09.913 - Why don't you go hop in the shower? 805 00:44:10.770 --> 00:44:12.470 - Why are you being so nice to me? 806 00:44:13.570 --> 00:44:14.970 - Just go get in the shower. 807 00:44:23.080 --> 00:44:23.963 - Jackson? 808 00:44:29.580 --> 00:44:30.980 - Sorry, I, here. - Thanks. 809 00:44:35.460 --> 00:44:36.910 It's warm. 810 00:44:36.910 --> 00:44:37.743 - Dryer. 811 00:44:38.990 --> 00:44:40.590 - You didn't have to- - I know. 812 00:44:56.471 --> 00:44:58.560 I'm not gonna bite you. 813 00:44:58.560 --> 00:44:59.600 - That's... 814 00:45:01.200 --> 00:45:03.250 Not what I was thinking. 815 00:45:03.250 --> 00:45:04.083 - I'm cold. 816 00:45:06.620 --> 00:45:08.753 - I don't think we should- - Please? 817 00:45:29.323 --> 00:45:30.763 That feels nice. 818 00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:34.500 - What are you thinking? 819 00:45:35.420 --> 00:45:36.253 - Nothing. 820 00:45:37.820 --> 00:45:39.793 Just feelings. 821 00:45:42.769 --> 00:45:44.770 - What kind of feelings? 822 00:45:44.770 --> 00:45:45.620 - They're stupid. 823 00:45:46.900 --> 00:45:47.850 Try me. 824 00:45:49.827 --> 00:45:51.327 - I don't know, just feelings. 825 00:45:54.770 --> 00:45:55.983 About moms. 826 00:45:57.620 --> 00:45:59.580 Yours sounds so nice. 827 00:45:59.580 --> 00:46:02.623 Right? I bet she does all this stuff when you're sick. 828 00:46:04.810 --> 00:46:06.483 She changes the sheets. 829 00:46:07.630 --> 00:46:12.003 - My family is not exactly what you'd call involved. 830 00:46:32.290 --> 00:46:33.483 - I was an accident. 831 00:46:35.510 --> 00:46:37.110 That's what my mom tells people. 832 00:46:39.100 --> 00:46:40.223 At parties. 833 00:46:42.640 --> 00:46:45.440 Like I was the kid they never wanted in the first place. 834 00:46:46.560 --> 00:46:48.460 - That's messed up. 835 00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:49.510 It's okay. 836 00:46:50.686 --> 00:46:51.586 That's how she is. 837 00:46:53.580 --> 00:46:54.413 - And your dad? 838 00:46:59.040 --> 00:46:59.873 - Kind. 839 00:47:02.000 --> 00:47:02.833 Really kind. 840 00:47:08.271 --> 00:47:10.021 You're a good friend. 841 00:47:16.650 --> 00:47:17.483 - Sorry. 842 00:47:18.490 --> 00:47:19.360 I've just... 843 00:47:21.650 --> 00:47:23.223 Wanted that for a long time. 844 00:47:24.277 --> 00:47:25.110 - What? 845 00:47:27.175 --> 00:47:28.008 - You. 846 00:47:30.481 --> 00:47:35.314 - Oh. 847 00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.094 - Is that a new shirt? - Hm? 848 00:48:39.094 --> 00:48:40.063 Uh, yeah. 849 00:48:40.940 --> 00:48:42.380 - I like it. You look great. 850 00:48:42.380 --> 00:48:43.213 - Thank you. 851 00:48:47.676 --> 00:48:48.509 - Oh, you're so tight. 852 00:48:48.509 --> 00:48:51.410 - You know I'm actually, I'm just gonna go, um, 853 00:48:51.410 --> 00:48:53.500 just lie down. 854 00:48:53.500 --> 00:48:55.580 - Okay, do you wanna watch a movie or- 855 00:48:55.580 --> 00:48:56.413 - No, I'm good. 856 00:48:56.413 --> 00:48:58.877 I'm just, I'm just gonna go sleep, uh, alone. 857 00:49:32.875 --> 00:49:35.960 I have to tell him, don't I? 858 00:49:44.397 --> 00:49:46.736 Brad, seriously. 859 00:49:46.736 --> 00:49:48.819 We can't just be friends. 860 00:49:50.021 --> 00:49:51.354 I don't want it. 861 00:49:57.800 --> 00:49:58.948 - Last slice. 862 00:49:59.781 --> 00:50:03.093 - Oh, it's yours. 863 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:06.850 - Hey Harper? - Mhm? 864 00:50:07.919 --> 00:50:11.710 - Is everything okay, um, with us? 865 00:50:11.710 --> 00:50:12.543 - Yeah. 866 00:50:13.471 --> 00:50:15.110 - Are you sure? 867 00:50:15.110 --> 00:50:18.230 - Yeah, ya nerd. 868 00:50:18.230 --> 00:50:19.483 Everything's fine. 869 00:50:20.610 --> 00:50:25.329 Okay? Now Shut up and eat your weird foot pizza. 870 00:50:27.270 --> 00:50:28.103 - Okay. 871 00:50:30.600 --> 00:50:33.890 I have a surprise for you. 872 00:50:33.890 --> 00:50:35.620 - I hate surprises. 873 00:50:35.620 --> 00:50:37.130 - I know. 874 00:50:37.130 --> 00:50:37.963 Come on. 875 00:50:48.423 --> 00:50:50.269 Okay, wait. 876 00:50:50.269 --> 00:50:53.102 And, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 877 00:50:58.370 --> 00:50:59.910 Okay. 878 00:50:59.910 --> 00:51:00.743 Open your eyes. 879 00:51:06.010 --> 00:51:06.843 Ta-da. 880 00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:17.193 That bad, huh? 881 00:51:18.310 --> 00:51:19.800 - No, it's... 882 00:51:21.500 --> 00:51:22.333 It's beautiful. 883 00:51:23.590 --> 00:51:25.350 - Total overkill, right? 884 00:51:25.350 --> 00:51:27.860 - No, God, Jackson, it's... 885 00:51:30.090 --> 00:51:31.493 It's perfect. 886 00:51:34.330 --> 00:51:35.883 You did all this for me? 887 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:40.020 - I felt bad about the other night. 888 00:51:40.020 --> 00:51:41.120 I know it was unexpected, 889 00:51:41.120 --> 00:51:45.887 and I think I freaked you out and I'm sorry. 890 00:51:45.887 --> 00:51:49.683 I know I can be kind of a, you know. 891 00:51:50.520 --> 00:51:52.046 - A ho. 892 00:51:52.046 --> 00:51:53.960 - Right. 893 00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:55.993 I can be kind of a ho, 894 00:51:57.140 --> 00:51:59.513 but you're not like any of those other girls. 895 00:52:00.580 --> 00:52:02.263 You're not like anyone at all. 896 00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:05.890 I think I'm in love with you. 897 00:52:06.730 --> 00:52:08.810 And I know that it's only been a few months 898 00:52:08.810 --> 00:52:12.410 and that you don't believe in love or feelings or whatever, 899 00:52:12.410 --> 00:52:15.070 but I'm crazy about you. 900 00:52:15.070 --> 00:52:16.940 You're one of my best friends and I love you, 901 00:52:16.940 --> 00:52:18.680 and I just needed you to know that. 902 00:52:18.680 --> 00:52:21.853 So now you know. 903 00:52:38.090 --> 00:52:39.233 Please say something. 904 00:52:42.700 --> 00:52:44.000 I'm sorry. 905 00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:45.560 This is weird. 906 00:52:45.560 --> 00:52:46.783 Shit, I'm sorry. 907 00:52:48.120 --> 00:52:49.280 Maybe we shouldn't be friends. 908 00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.170 I just don't know if we can, if, 909 00:52:51.170 --> 00:52:53.823 if there's going to be this, this, this- 910 00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:12.943 I love you so fucking much. 911 00:54:07.956 --> 00:54:09.368 How was that? 912 00:54:09.368 --> 00:54:10.201 - Great. 913 00:54:11.175 --> 00:54:12.008 - Good. 914 00:54:25.240 --> 00:54:27.560 - Uh, sometimes it's just like easier, you know, 915 00:54:27.560 --> 00:54:29.510 to go along with things. 916 00:54:29.510 --> 00:54:32.260 Like if a guy's like, like if a guy asked for your number, 917 00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:35.390 you know, it's gosh, maybe he's not so cute, 918 00:54:35.390 --> 00:54:39.230 and maybe he's not so funny, but he has his phone out, 919 00:54:39.230 --> 00:54:40.950 and he's just like, gosh, he's like, 920 00:54:40.950 --> 00:54:42.410 I just want to hang out, you know? 921 00:54:42.410 --> 00:54:43.700 I'd love to grab a drink sometime, 922 00:54:43.700 --> 00:54:45.210 and you just don't want to be a dick, 923 00:54:45.210 --> 00:54:47.880 so you give him your number, you know? 924 00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:49.173 Your actual number. 925 00:54:51.540 --> 00:54:55.300 I've never actually given a guy a fake number before. 926 00:54:55.300 --> 00:54:56.690 I've never... 927 00:54:56.690 --> 00:54:57.810 I don't think he's going to like come back 928 00:54:57.810 --> 00:54:58.740 and punch me or something. 929 00:54:58.740 --> 00:55:01.710 I think it's just, maybe I can't come up with a fake one, 930 00:55:01.710 --> 00:55:02.973 but I just put it in. 931 00:55:04.180 --> 00:55:05.670 It's just easier to be nice. 932 00:55:05.670 --> 00:55:06.973 Really, it is. 933 00:55:09.030 --> 00:55:12.414 That is so what my mom would say, you know? 934 00:55:12.414 --> 00:55:13.480 Be nice. 935 00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:15.150 Pretend for his sake. 936 00:55:18.720 --> 00:55:20.653 I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, 937 00:55:21.560 --> 00:55:23.960 what's the worst thing that could happen, right? 938 00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:33.400 - Well, sometimes you just have to take 939 00:55:33.400 --> 00:55:35.203 what you can get. - That's terrible. 940 00:55:35.203 --> 00:55:36.660 - Well it's true. 941 00:55:36.660 --> 00:55:38.660 I mean, when I got out of school, I worked what? 942 00:55:38.660 --> 00:55:41.080 50 hours a week and didn't sleep for two years. 943 00:55:41.080 --> 00:55:43.690 It sucked, but sometimes that's just what you have to do. 944 00:55:43.690 --> 00:55:45.370 - Preach. 945 00:55:45.370 --> 00:55:46.430 - What about you Harper? 946 00:55:46.430 --> 00:55:47.950 How's your gig? You still bartending? 947 00:55:47.950 --> 00:55:49.420 - Yeah. No it's great. 948 00:55:49.420 --> 00:55:52.270 Second month is definitely easier than the first. 949 00:55:52.270 --> 00:55:54.430 - Plus we're drinking twice as much for half as cheap, 950 00:55:54.430 --> 00:55:55.720 so really it's a win-win. 951 00:55:55.720 --> 00:55:57.300 - Don't talk like that around mom. 952 00:55:57.300 --> 00:55:59.410 You so much as offer her a mimosa 953 00:55:59.410 --> 00:56:02.239 and she's gonna be going on about your drinking problem. 954 00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:03.072 - Him? 955 00:56:03.072 --> 00:56:04.870 He can hardly finish a beer. 956 00:56:04.870 --> 00:56:06.150 - Right. 957 00:56:06.150 --> 00:56:08.510 Um, but there was this one time... 958 00:56:08.510 --> 00:56:09.660 - I was 16. 959 00:56:09.660 --> 00:56:11.423 - He got drunk at a Christmas party. 960 00:56:11.423 --> 00:56:12.256 It was when- 961 00:56:12.256 --> 00:56:14.380 - And he puked mulled wine all over the porch. 962 00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:16.360 - Martha got pissed because it left 963 00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:18.490 this huge stain in the wood. 964 00:56:18.490 --> 00:56:19.400 - You were there? 965 00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:20.233 - Oh yeah. 966 00:56:20.233 --> 00:56:23.050 Dev and I have been on and off together since high school. 967 00:56:23.050 --> 00:56:25.540 She's the unofficial favorite child. 968 00:56:25.540 --> 00:56:27.940 Yeah. - Oh uh, here. 969 00:56:27.940 --> 00:56:28.773 Look. 970 00:56:29.660 --> 00:56:31.320 - Wow. 971 00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:34.039 Bold choice. 972 00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:35.260 You guys were adorable. 973 00:56:35.260 --> 00:56:38.563 - Yeah, we really were. - Ah, we kinda still are. 974 00:56:40.700 --> 00:56:42.050 Uh... 975 00:56:42.050 --> 00:56:43.970 Should've seen Jackson's prom pics. 976 00:56:43.970 --> 00:56:45.340 What a dork. 977 00:56:45.340 --> 00:56:48.700 I guess mom's cotillion lessons never paid off. 978 00:56:49.790 --> 00:56:51.750 Oh my God, you have to tell them about what happened 979 00:56:51.750 --> 00:56:53.423 when we were on our way to prom. 980 00:56:59.770 --> 00:57:00.603 - You okay? 981 00:57:01.780 --> 00:57:02.613 - I'm fine. 982 00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:06.113 - You sister seems cool. 983 00:57:07.940 --> 00:57:09.490 - She can be kind of a handful. 984 00:57:16.550 --> 00:57:17.713 - Family is hard. 985 00:57:24.640 --> 00:57:25.843 Let's do something fun. 986 00:57:31.350 --> 00:57:33.570 - What do you think? Blueberry or original? 987 00:57:33.570 --> 00:57:34.570 - Whatever you want. 988 00:57:40.620 --> 00:57:41.453 - This. 989 00:57:46.020 --> 00:57:48.660 So you got any plans for the weekend? 990 00:57:48.660 --> 00:57:49.920 - Probably not. 991 00:57:49.920 --> 00:57:50.753 - Cool. 992 00:57:50.753 --> 00:57:53.850 I was thinking we could have a party. 993 00:57:53.850 --> 00:57:55.576 Introduce you to some of my friends. 994 00:57:55.576 --> 00:57:56.409 - Okay. 995 00:57:56.409 --> 00:57:58.300 - Devon will drop by. 996 00:57:58.300 --> 00:57:59.470 Maybe my parents. 997 00:57:59.470 --> 00:58:00.530 - Your parents? 998 00:58:00.530 --> 00:58:03.290 - Yeah. They're in town for a few days. 999 00:58:03.290 --> 00:58:06.640 - You're inviting your parents to a house party? 1000 00:58:06.640 --> 00:58:08.300 - Is that a problem? 1001 00:58:08.300 --> 00:58:10.730 - No, I just don't understand why 1002 00:58:10.730 --> 00:58:12.943 you'd invite them to our party. 1003 00:58:12.943 --> 00:58:14.080 - I want them to meet you. 1004 00:58:14.080 --> 00:58:15.190 - Oh. 1005 00:58:15.190 --> 00:58:16.530 - They're gonna love you. 1006 00:58:16.530 --> 00:58:17.968 - Your parents? 1007 00:58:17.968 --> 00:58:18.968 - Everybody. 1008 00:58:24.047 --> 00:58:25.980 I got it. - No, I really, I can- 1009 00:58:25.980 --> 00:58:26.813 - Let me. 1010 00:58:46.813 --> 00:58:48.063 You're amazing. 1011 00:59:25.460 --> 00:59:28.330 Wow, great fucking job. 1012 00:59:28.330 --> 00:59:31.340 I would clap, but you know, the wings. 1013 00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:32.770 And it's, it's the rubber thing. 1014 00:59:32.770 --> 00:59:33.990 Don't look at me like that. 1015 00:59:33.990 --> 00:59:35.600 You're the one who doesn't know how to pick men. 1016 00:59:35.600 --> 00:59:36.989 You were totally using that guy 1017 00:59:36.989 --> 00:59:38.163 and you won't be real with yourself, 1018 00:59:38.163 --> 00:59:39.005 you won't be real with us. 1019 00:59:39.005 --> 00:59:40.242 Like just tell him, you know? 1020 00:59:40.242 --> 00:59:41.075 I'm usin- 1021 00:59:56.734 --> 00:59:58.040 - You look great. 1022 00:59:58.040 --> 00:59:58.877 - So do you. 1023 01:00:00.670 --> 01:00:01.670 - We're pretty cute. 1024 01:00:07.282 --> 01:00:09.388 You ready? - Let's do it. 1025 01:00:25.242 --> 01:00:26.075 - Hey, you made it. 1026 01:00:26.075 --> 01:00:27.250 - You think I'd miss a chance to get free booze 1027 01:00:27.250 --> 01:00:28.135 from my little brother? 1028 01:00:28.135 --> 01:00:30.264 - Whoa, who said anything about free? 1029 01:00:30.264 --> 01:00:31.630 Are mom and dad here? 1030 01:00:31.630 --> 01:00:32.638 - Yeah, kitchen. 1031 01:00:32.638 --> 01:00:34.560 - You want a drink? - Um, you know... 1032 01:00:34.560 --> 01:00:36.280 - So you ready to meet the parents? 1033 01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:39.940 - Um, well, I mean, I do drink, swear, 1034 01:00:39.940 --> 01:00:42.860 and support the gays, so hopefully that doesn't 1035 01:00:42.860 --> 01:00:43.757 cause a rift in your family? 1036 01:00:43.757 --> 01:00:45.250 - No. Our mom's gonna love you. 1037 01:00:45.250 --> 01:00:46.358 - 'Cause of the gays? 1038 01:00:46.358 --> 01:00:48.050 - 'Cause you're at least twice as smart as the last one, 1039 01:00:48.050 --> 01:00:49.260 and he actually had the balls 1040 01:00:49.260 --> 01:00:50.930 to tell us you were dating. 1041 01:00:50.930 --> 01:00:51.763 - Dating? 1042 01:00:52.827 --> 01:00:55.210 - I swear, Jackson can't keep a secret to save his life. 1043 01:00:55.210 --> 01:00:58.577 - When did he say that? - Oh my god, you look so good. 1044 01:00:58.577 --> 01:01:00.806 - Thank you. - Girlfriend material. 1045 01:01:00.806 --> 01:01:04.034 Oh, have you met the parents? - Uh, no actually. 1046 01:01:04.034 --> 01:01:05.510 This is Harper. 1047 01:01:05.510 --> 01:01:06.984 - Such a pleasure. 1048 01:01:06.984 --> 01:01:08.534 - We have heard so much about you. 1049 01:01:08.534 --> 01:01:10.271 - And we are so glad to see Jackson 1050 01:01:10.271 --> 01:01:12.740 this happy with someone who's worth his time. 1051 01:01:12.740 --> 01:01:14.472 - Has he told you about the cruise? 1052 01:01:14.472 --> 01:01:15.720 - The cruise? 1053 01:01:15.720 --> 01:01:17.101 - Next summer. 1054 01:01:17.101 --> 01:01:17.934 - Bermuda. 1055 01:01:17.934 --> 01:01:19.940 - Oh, it's supposed to be gorgeous. 1056 01:01:19.940 --> 01:01:22.350 - And let me tell you, those tickets? Not cheap. 1057 01:01:22.350 --> 01:01:23.380 - Oh my God. I couldn't possibly- 1058 01:01:23.380 --> 01:01:25.250 - Oh nonsense. It's our treat. 1059 01:01:25.250 --> 01:01:26.410 - You should come. 1060 01:01:26.410 --> 01:01:28.037 - Devvy's bringing Bonnie, 1061 01:01:28.037 --> 01:01:30.110 and you can think of it as a romantic getaway. 1062 01:01:30.110 --> 01:01:31.682 - So you'll come? 1063 01:01:31.682 --> 01:01:33.055 - Um, I... 1064 01:01:33.055 --> 01:01:34.177 - Wonderful. 1065 01:01:34.177 --> 01:01:35.860 - Oh, and Christmas. 1066 01:01:35.860 --> 01:01:36.854 - Oh, the Alps. 1067 01:01:36.854 --> 01:01:37.687 Stunning this time of year. 1068 01:01:37.687 --> 01:01:40.020 - I think what they're trying to say is 1069 01:01:40.020 --> 01:01:43.510 we're just really happy to have you as part of our family. 1070 01:01:43.510 --> 01:01:44.343 - Wow. 1071 01:01:44.343 --> 01:01:47.360 Uh, well thank you for considering me. 1072 01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:50.053 Um, would you excuse me for just a minute? 1073 01:01:56.236 --> 01:01:57.069 - It's like a heroin addict 1074 01:01:57.069 --> 01:01:59.710 can ask about their family, but Chelsea was like no- 1075 01:01:59.710 --> 01:02:00.860 - Can I, can I borrow him for a second? 1076 01:02:00.860 --> 01:02:01.693 - Can it wait? I was in the middle- 1077 01:02:01.693 --> 01:02:03.827 - It'll totally just take one second. 1078 01:02:06.294 --> 01:02:07.127 - Hey. 1079 01:02:08.933 --> 01:02:10.360 Everything okay? 1080 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:11.924 - What's the deal with this party? 1081 01:02:11.924 --> 01:02:12.757 What do you mean? 1082 01:02:12.757 --> 01:02:14.260 - I mean what the hell is going on? 1083 01:02:14.260 --> 01:02:16.270 We mess around for a few weeks and now your parents 1084 01:02:16.270 --> 01:02:18.000 are booking me into the family calendar? 1085 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:20.020 Why does your sister think that we're dating? 1086 01:02:20.020 --> 01:02:21.510 - Why are you so upset? 1087 01:02:21.510 --> 01:02:23.280 - I'm not upset. 1088 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:24.720 I just don't understand why you're 1089 01:02:24.720 --> 01:02:26.520 parading me around like this. 1090 01:02:26.520 --> 01:02:28.910 - I'm showing off my awesome girlfriend. 1091 01:02:28.910 --> 01:02:29.743 Is that a crime? 1092 01:02:29.743 --> 01:02:30.740 - No, it's not. 1093 01:02:30.740 --> 01:02:32.200 - Do you care about me? - Of course, yes. 1094 01:02:32.200 --> 01:02:34.790 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 1095 01:02:34.790 --> 01:02:36.313 You're my best friend. 1096 01:02:37.220 --> 01:02:38.860 Okay. 1097 01:02:38.860 --> 01:02:40.093 You know that. 1098 01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:43.760 Why do you have to be so insecure? 1099 01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:45.137 - Insecure? - Yes, insecure. 1100 01:02:45.137 --> 01:02:47.020 - You think I'm insecure? 1101 01:02:47.020 --> 01:02:50.120 - You are the textbook definition of insecure. 1102 01:02:50.120 --> 01:02:52.860 Okay, you're like the fucking insecure poster child. 1103 01:02:52.860 --> 01:02:55.060 You can't go more than five minutes without validation 1104 01:02:55.060 --> 01:02:57.650 from a vagina or you shrivel up and die. 1105 01:02:57.650 --> 01:02:58.603 It's exhausting. 1106 01:02:59.567 --> 01:03:03.158 - I'm sorry my friendship is such a burden. 1107 01:03:03.158 --> 01:03:05.200 - No, this is not about our friendship, okay? 1108 01:03:05.200 --> 01:03:07.210 Our friendship is great, but this? 1109 01:03:07.210 --> 01:03:10.300 Whatever you're doing right now, this is pissing me off. 1110 01:03:10.300 --> 01:03:11.589 - So you're saying I'm the problem? 1111 01:03:11.589 --> 01:03:12.660 - No. - The problem is that 1112 01:03:12.660 --> 01:03:13.740 I want you in my life- - No, I'm not saying that. 1113 01:03:13.740 --> 01:03:16.262 - But I'm so insecure that- - No! 1114 01:03:16.262 --> 01:03:17.095 - I'm this asshole who wants to have a future- 1115 01:03:17.095 --> 01:03:18.371 - You're blowing this way out of proportion. 1116 01:03:18.371 --> 01:03:19.204 - With the person I'm in love with. 1117 01:03:19.204 --> 01:03:20.390 - Jesus, Jackson, we are not in love. 1118 01:03:20.390 --> 01:03:22.270 - I know you don't believe in it or whatever. 1119 01:03:22.270 --> 01:03:24.090 - No, there is no but. 1120 01:03:24.090 --> 01:03:25.420 I don't love you, Jackson, 1121 01:03:25.420 --> 01:03:28.050 and I'm not your girlfriend and we're not together 1122 01:03:28.050 --> 01:03:29.520 and we're never going to get married 1123 01:03:29.520 --> 01:03:31.783 or vacation in fucking Bermuda, okay? 1124 01:04:02.360 --> 01:04:04.510 Hey, uh, where do you want me to put these? 1125 01:04:06.610 --> 01:04:07.443 Jackson? 1126 01:04:09.390 --> 01:04:10.223 Jackson? 1127 01:04:12.720 --> 01:04:14.520 Are you just gonna ignore me now or? 1128 01:04:21.040 --> 01:04:22.840 I do still care about you, you know. 1129 01:04:24.010 --> 01:04:25.420 Even if it's not in the way you'd like, 1130 01:04:25.420 --> 01:04:26.663 you're still important. 1131 01:04:29.470 --> 01:04:30.840 - Is that it? 1132 01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:31.990 - Is that what? 1133 01:04:31.990 --> 01:04:33.020 - Is there anything else you want to say? 1134 01:04:33.020 --> 01:04:36.263 Maybe, I don't know, I'm sorry for starters? 1135 01:04:38.130 --> 01:04:39.730 - I'm sorry I ruined your party. 1136 01:04:41.260 --> 01:04:42.093 - Fuck you. 1137 01:04:43.050 --> 01:04:44.363 - Excuse me? 1138 01:04:45.310 --> 01:04:47.520 What is it you think I did exactly? 1139 01:04:47.520 --> 01:04:50.680 - Aside from being a colossal bitch? 1140 01:04:50.680 --> 01:04:53.540 How about you lied to my face, Harper? 1141 01:04:53.540 --> 01:04:55.240 You acted like we were a couple 1142 01:04:55.240 --> 01:05:00.000 with all of the kissing and the cuddling and the sex. 1143 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.040 Why didn't you tell me what was going on? 1144 01:05:02.040 --> 01:05:03.200 - I tried. 1145 01:05:03.200 --> 01:05:04.033 - When? 1146 01:05:04.033 --> 01:05:06.120 - I don't know. I didn't know how. 1147 01:05:06.120 --> 01:05:08.100 It just happened and that it kept happening 1148 01:05:08.100 --> 01:05:09.830 and I wanted to say something 1149 01:05:09.830 --> 01:05:12.220 but you seemed happy and I didn't wanna ruin it. 1150 01:05:12.220 --> 01:05:13.292 - Right, it's not like you were getting 1151 01:05:13.292 --> 01:05:14.260 anything out of the situation. 1152 01:05:14.260 --> 01:05:15.990 - I never wanted anything. 1153 01:05:15.990 --> 01:05:17.130 - Really? 1154 01:05:17.130 --> 01:05:18.800 What about the room and the rent? 1155 01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:20.220 What about the movie tickets? 1156 01:05:20.220 --> 01:05:22.380 - I never asked you for any of that. 1157 01:05:22.380 --> 01:05:23.627 - But you knew I was in love with you. 1158 01:05:23.627 --> 01:05:25.340 - And you knew that I wasn't. 1159 01:05:25.340 --> 01:05:26.930 Did that even matter? 1160 01:05:26.930 --> 01:05:28.160 All that time on top of me, 1161 01:05:28.160 --> 01:05:30.401 did you ever ask if it was okay? 1162 01:05:30.401 --> 01:05:32.360 - Really? 1163 01:05:32.360 --> 01:05:33.260 That's not fair. 1164 01:05:33.260 --> 01:05:36.310 - Nothing about this is fair, Jackson. 1165 01:05:36.310 --> 01:05:38.650 The whole thing sucks. Okay? 1166 01:05:38.650 --> 01:05:40.790 I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings, 1167 01:05:40.790 --> 01:05:42.670 but I don't owe you anything. 1168 01:05:42.670 --> 01:05:44.470 - Just three months of my life back. 1169 01:05:50.110 --> 01:05:51.660 - I'm sorry I wasted your time. 1170 01:05:53.070 --> 01:05:54.770 I'm sorry you spent all that money on a girl 1171 01:05:54.770 --> 01:05:57.430 who didn't want to babysit 24/7, but you know what? 1172 01:05:57.430 --> 01:05:59.530 It's okay, because this means I was right. 1173 01:06:00.450 --> 01:06:02.000 Men and women can't be friends, 1174 01:06:03.390 --> 01:06:05.190 but it's not because sex ruins friendship, 1175 01:06:05.190 --> 01:06:06.430 it's because men aren't interested 1176 01:06:06.430 --> 01:06:07.823 in friends they can't fuck. 1177 01:06:30.730 --> 01:06:32.540 Hey there, looks like I missed your call. 1178 01:06:32.540 --> 01:06:35.571 Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 1179 01:06:36.430 --> 01:06:37.853 - Hey dad, it's me. 1180 01:06:39.291 --> 01:06:40.791 I know you won't call me back. 1181 01:06:41.790 --> 01:06:44.529 Mom thinks I'm an idiot for even keeping the line open. 1182 01:06:44.529 --> 01:06:46.090 Uh, um... 1183 01:06:46.090 --> 01:06:48.470 I guess I just needed to talk to someone 1184 01:06:48.470 --> 01:06:52.030 and most people would phone a friend except 1185 01:06:52.030 --> 01:06:53.680 I don't really have any of those. 1186 01:06:55.300 --> 01:06:56.833 And the one person I had, 1187 01:06:59.090 --> 01:07:01.133 I just wanted him to be happy, dad. 1188 01:07:02.780 --> 01:07:06.300 We were so good together at the laundry and dishes 1189 01:07:06.300 --> 01:07:10.050 and breakfast and it was easy and perfect. 1190 01:07:14.810 --> 01:07:18.223 Seriously, we were perfect, and that should count, right? 1191 01:07:19.140 --> 01:07:21.590 I shouldn't have to be with him for it to matter. 1192 01:07:23.150 --> 01:07:25.560 But then we're in bed and I can feel him needing that, 1193 01:07:25.560 --> 01:07:27.870 expecting me to play that, to make it easy, 1194 01:07:27.870 --> 01:07:31.040 to love him back, which should be fine, right? 1195 01:07:31.040 --> 01:07:33.490 I could just fuck him. It doesn't have to matter. 1196 01:07:34.460 --> 01:07:35.293 And then it was too late, 1197 01:07:35.293 --> 01:07:36.990 and I didn't know what else to say. 1198 01:07:38.460 --> 01:07:39.600 Because even if I didn't like it, 1199 01:07:39.600 --> 01:07:42.373 I started it and I ever said no. 1200 01:07:43.430 --> 01:07:44.530 I never said anything. 1201 01:07:45.515 --> 01:07:48.230 And now it's over and he's gone and he hates me. 1202 01:07:48.230 --> 01:07:50.273 He was my best friend and he hates me. 1203 01:07:55.720 --> 01:07:58.270 I know I said at the funeral that I didn't believe in God 1204 01:07:58.270 --> 01:08:01.000 or whatever but if you know anybody up there 1205 01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:03.763 that you think could help me out, that would be really cool. 1206 01:08:06.516 --> 01:08:09.066 I'd just like to be wrong about something for once. 1207 01:08:14.890 --> 01:08:15.983 Anyways, I love you. 1208 01:08:18.220 --> 01:08:19.270 I wish you were here. 1209 01:09:43.690 --> 01:09:45.590 - What do you want? 1210 01:09:45.590 --> 01:09:46.840 - Can I buy you a coffee? 1211 01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:50.973 - So that was it? You just got up and left? 1212 01:09:55.092 --> 01:09:57.270 He told you he loved you? 1213 01:09:57.270 --> 01:09:58.240 - Yeah. 1214 01:09:58.240 --> 01:09:59.273 - Do you? 1215 01:10:00.240 --> 01:10:01.960 - No, I... 1216 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:02.793 I don't know. 1217 01:10:04.740 --> 01:10:07.710 Anyways, you know, I don't believe in that stuff. 1218 01:10:07.710 --> 01:10:09.610 - It's not about believing in anything 1219 01:10:12.190 --> 01:10:13.540 - What am I supposed to do? 1220 01:10:13.540 --> 01:10:15.370 - If you wanna have decent people in your life 1221 01:10:15.370 --> 01:10:18.370 you have to believe that people are capable of being decent. 1222 01:10:20.560 --> 01:10:22.980 It's okay to expect things. 1223 01:10:22.980 --> 01:10:25.453 - Like what? - Like connection. 1224 01:10:27.230 --> 01:10:29.770 - What if I don't want that? - Everybody wants that. 1225 01:10:29.770 --> 01:10:32.173 - Well, what if I don't? - Come on, Harper. 1226 01:10:34.360 --> 01:10:36.260 Being happy doesn't make you an idiot. 1227 01:10:37.310 --> 01:10:40.140 Maybe that kind of love is bullshit, 1228 01:10:40.140 --> 01:10:41.570 but most love isn't like that. 1229 01:10:41.570 --> 01:10:44.100 It's stupid and weird and inconsistent 1230 01:10:44.100 --> 01:10:47.560 and maybe it doesn't make you together, but... 1231 01:10:49.650 --> 01:10:50.483 He loves you. 1232 01:10:55.870 --> 01:10:56.703 - I should go. 1233 01:10:59.440 --> 01:11:00.643 - I really am sorry. 1234 01:11:01.820 --> 01:11:02.653 - I know. 1235 01:11:04.430 --> 01:11:05.493 Say hi to him for me. 1236 01:11:06.890 --> 01:11:08.390 - We actually aren't together. 1237 01:11:10.018 --> 01:11:11.220 I don't know that we ever were, 1238 01:11:11.220 --> 01:11:13.580 but whatever it was it was good, you know? 1239 01:11:15.570 --> 01:11:16.403 - Yeah. 1240 01:11:21.445 --> 01:11:22.278 Bryn? 1241 01:11:32.712 --> 01:11:33.545 I'm not your kid, you know. 1242 01:11:33.545 --> 01:11:35.963 - Sure you are. You're my rent-a-child. 1243 01:11:36.809 --> 01:11:37.971 Now get out of here. 1244 01:11:37.971 --> 01:11:38.804 - You're such a freak. 1245 01:11:38.804 --> 01:11:41.018 - Don't you have somewhere to be? 1246 01:11:41.018 --> 01:11:43.118 Like a big, romantic gesture or some shit? 1247 01:12:40.390 --> 01:12:41.470 - Hey. 1248 01:12:41.470 --> 01:12:42.303 Harper. 1249 01:12:47.080 --> 01:12:47.913 - How's your night going? 1250 01:12:47.913 --> 01:12:49.200 - Fantastic. 1251 01:12:49.200 --> 01:12:50.737 - Will these be together or separate? 1252 01:12:50.737 --> 01:12:52.173 Separate. 1253 01:12:57.330 --> 01:12:58.163 - Cute shirt. 1254 01:12:59.280 --> 01:13:00.680 - It's mine. 1255 01:13:00.680 --> 01:13:02.730 - Yeah, he gave it to me right after he called me a bitch 1256 01:13:02.730 --> 01:13:04.822 because I wouldn't fuck him. 1257 01:13:04.822 --> 01:13:06.222 Can I have my candy, please? 1258 01:13:10.940 --> 01:13:11.933 - Sorry, I owe you. 1259 01:13:20.309 --> 01:13:24.580 Harper. 1260 01:13:24.580 --> 01:13:25.413 Harper. 1261 01:13:27.410 --> 01:13:28.370 Are you gonna stay pissed at me? 1262 01:13:28.370 --> 01:13:29.320 I thought we were friends. 1263 01:13:29.320 --> 01:13:30.800 - Yeah, well you said you didn't want to be my friend. 1264 01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:32.720 - Well, I lied. - Whatever. 1265 01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:35.073 - I'm sorry. Okay? 1266 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:37.673 I'm sorry. 1267 01:13:37.673 --> 01:13:38.506 I was just... 1268 01:13:40.010 --> 01:13:40.843 Hurt. 1269 01:13:41.810 --> 01:13:44.460 I mean it sucks when the person that you're 1270 01:13:45.940 --> 01:13:49.683 sleeping with tramples your heart into a million pieces. 1271 01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:53.593 I'm sorry I was an asshole to you. 1272 01:13:55.731 --> 01:13:56.564 - Yeah, me too. 1273 01:13:58.090 --> 01:13:58.963 - Truce? 1274 01:14:00.350 --> 01:14:01.183 - Truce. 1275 01:14:03.240 --> 01:14:04.190 What are you doing? 1276 01:14:05.230 --> 01:14:06.230 - I thought we were good. 1277 01:14:06.230 --> 01:14:09.170 - Did you not listen to a single thing I said at the party? 1278 01:14:09.170 --> 01:14:10.720 - You just apologized for that. 1279 01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:12.610 - Yeah, for being an asshole, okay? 1280 01:14:12.610 --> 01:14:14.520 I apologized for hurting your feelings, 1281 01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:17.403 not for not being your dream girl. 1282 01:14:18.440 --> 01:14:20.670 God, what the hell is wrong with you? 1283 01:14:20.670 --> 01:14:21.670 - I just want... 1284 01:14:25.250 --> 01:14:27.120 What is wrong with me? 1285 01:14:27.120 --> 01:14:28.530 - Nothing. 1286 01:14:28.530 --> 01:14:29.583 You're sweet and funny and- 1287 01:14:29.583 --> 01:14:31.700 - I swear to God if you say nice. 1288 01:14:31.700 --> 01:14:33.980 - You are nice. - I don't wanna be nice. 1289 01:14:33.980 --> 01:14:35.100 I don't want to be interchangeable 1290 01:14:35.100 --> 01:14:38.229 with all the other nice guys who are too boring to... 1291 01:14:38.229 --> 01:14:39.062 - To what? 1292 01:14:42.320 --> 01:14:43.153 - To love you. 1293 01:14:48.240 --> 01:14:49.781 - You're not boring. 1294 01:14:52.210 --> 01:14:53.043 - What am I? 1295 01:14:55.400 --> 01:14:56.233 - You're... 1296 01:14:57.360 --> 01:14:58.233 You're my friend. 1297 01:15:01.894 --> 01:15:02.744 - I don't get it. 1298 01:15:03.860 --> 01:15:05.170 You like me, right? 1299 01:15:05.170 --> 01:15:07.040 I mean couldn't we just- - Look, it would be easier 1300 01:15:07.040 --> 01:15:08.500 for everyone if we could just like make out 1301 01:15:08.500 --> 01:15:09.920 and call it a day. 1302 01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:11.170 Okay, trust me, I get it. 1303 01:15:12.412 --> 01:15:13.712 But I don't feel that way. 1304 01:15:15.100 --> 01:15:17.133 And it's horrible, and I'm sorry. 1305 01:15:18.410 --> 01:15:19.510 But that's how I feel. 1306 01:15:22.320 --> 01:15:23.153 - Okay. 1307 01:15:24.621 --> 01:15:26.917 - I'm so sorry, I... 1308 01:15:26.917 --> 01:15:28.334 - It's all right. 1309 01:15:31.570 --> 01:15:32.403 - Jackson. 1310 01:15:33.510 --> 01:15:34.730 Come on, don't do that. 1311 01:15:35.570 --> 01:15:37.090 Jackson. 1312 01:15:37.090 --> 01:15:38.023 Come back here. 1313 01:15:39.540 --> 01:15:40.373 Jackson. 1314 01:15:41.470 --> 01:15:42.303 Jackson! 1315 01:15:45.921 --> 01:15:46.812 - Shit! 1316 01:15:46.812 --> 01:15:47.990 What the fuck, Harper? 1317 01:15:47.990 --> 01:15:50.140 - You are not a nice guy Jackson Summers. 1318 01:15:50.140 --> 01:15:52.080 - Get off me. - Shut up! 1319 01:15:52.080 --> 01:15:54.500 You're not some random guy I moved in with, okay? 1320 01:15:54.500 --> 01:15:57.631 You're not a rebound or a fuck boy or a drinking buddy. 1321 01:15:57.631 --> 01:15:58.907 - Look, you don't have to pretend- 1322 01:15:58.907 --> 01:15:59.897 - Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 1323 01:15:59.897 --> 01:16:00.730 - I get it, you're trying to be nice. 1324 01:16:00.730 --> 01:16:01.877 - I am not, I am not trying to be anything. 1325 01:16:01.877 --> 01:16:02.843 I know what you're gonna say. 1326 01:16:02.843 --> 01:16:03.893 - I fucking love you. 1327 01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:06.673 - What? 1328 01:16:07.570 --> 01:16:12.200 - I said "I love you," you asshole. 1329 01:16:12.200 --> 01:16:15.593 And if I could be in love with anyone, it would be you. 1330 01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:19.893 But I'm not. And I'm sorry. 1331 01:16:21.310 --> 01:16:25.433 But please, please don't take my best friend away from me. 1332 01:16:28.509 --> 01:16:30.470 - Do you know how hard this is? 1333 01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:31.303 - What? 1334 01:16:32.410 --> 01:16:34.000 - Being in love with you. 1335 01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:35.450 - No. 1336 01:16:35.450 --> 01:16:36.863 It sounds terrible. 1337 01:16:38.060 --> 01:16:39.660 - It's pretty bad. - I'm sorry. 1338 01:16:41.050 --> 01:16:42.480 - I know. - I wish... 1339 01:16:43.490 --> 01:16:44.323 - I know. 1340 01:16:52.116 --> 01:16:52.949 Fuck. 1341 01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:04.483 - Love is weird. 1342 01:17:05.420 --> 01:17:06.717 - Love blows. 1343 01:17:06.717 --> 01:17:07.710 - No. 1344 01:17:07.710 --> 01:17:08.860 I bet it's pretty good. 1345 01:17:11.179 --> 01:17:13.990 I hope I get to love somebody as shitty as me. 1346 01:17:13.990 --> 01:17:14.823 - You will. 1347 01:17:16.210 --> 01:17:17.060 - Do you promise? 1348 01:17:18.690 --> 01:17:21.073 - I promise. 1349 01:17:43.580 --> 01:17:45.440 It's a terrible story when you think about it. 1350 01:17:45.440 --> 01:17:46.570 Oh it's so boring. 1351 01:17:46.570 --> 01:17:48.200 - No blood. - No guns. 1352 01:17:48.200 --> 01:17:50.748 No vengeful robots or killer sex mutants. 1353 01:17:51.581 --> 01:17:53.030 - Well, and I guess a lot of people 1354 01:17:53.030 --> 01:17:55.050 just aren't going to get it or like it, 1355 01:17:55.050 --> 01:17:58.440 'cause it's not how these things are supposed to go, right? 1356 01:17:58.440 --> 01:18:02.230 And after all, like how do two people love each other 1357 01:18:02.230 --> 01:18:04.533 this much and fuck it up that bad? 1358 01:18:05.690 --> 01:18:07.040 - Um... 1359 01:18:07.040 --> 01:18:09.410 You can only say I'm sorry so many times, 1360 01:18:09.410 --> 01:18:12.440 but I really am sorry for making you feel 1361 01:18:12.440 --> 01:18:15.720 so trapped or obligated. 1362 01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:16.660 - It's okay. 1363 01:18:16.660 --> 01:18:18.533 - I just- - It's really okay. 1364 01:18:21.125 --> 01:18:24.260 And I guess at the end, I, I do think that 1365 01:18:24.260 --> 01:18:27.940 it's a happy story about us. 1366 01:18:27.940 --> 01:18:29.210 - Yeah, how we were always going to be 1367 01:18:29.210 --> 01:18:31.150 better friends than anything else. 1368 01:18:31.150 --> 01:18:33.220 - It was about growing up. - Having space. 1369 01:18:33.220 --> 01:18:34.330 - It was about waffles. 1370 01:18:34.330 --> 01:18:39.000 - Yeah, and it was a love story or something. 1371 01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:40.853 - Yeah, or something. 1372 01:19:10.788 --> 01:19:13.846 not like the movies 1373 01:20:52.636 --> 01:20:55.638 not like the movies