1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,485 But before that, I wrote you a letter. 4 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,738 So did you? Thank you, Mau! 5 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,782 PAU AND MAU SAVE THE WORLD 6 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,621 Kids, please sit down. 7 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,665 Take out your notebooks and write down your homework, 8 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,708 immediately please. 9 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,337 Paulina Mendoza! Sit down, please. 10 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,760 I mean, did you really just mistake me for... her? 11 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:20,516 I'm Paula, not Paulina. 12 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,437 I mean, I don't even know how you pay for this school, 13 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,481 because I have everything I want, but you... 14 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,316 you're losers! 15 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,486 What's wrong with you? 16 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,821 Get off me! 17 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,949 - You're annoying! - No, you are annoying! 18 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,785 - I'm not annoying! - Leave me alone! 19 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,006 15 YEARS LATER 20 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,442 Baby, what's up? Talk! 21 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,864 Sorry, miss Paula. 22 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,782 Well... 23 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:23,287 We'll start the day with your Body Barre instructor. 24 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:28,292 Then we'll have a Marrakech with your friends. 25 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,794 - Beauty salon... - I start the day, 26 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,504 I go on with my day. Me, Lore. 27 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:33,756 Singular. 28 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,925 My agenda is not for the both of us. 29 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,677 Oh, and it's not "Body Barré." 30 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,429 It's "Body Barre." 31 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,736 I can't pay for your English lessons if you won't do your best. 32 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:56,987 Really. 33 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:58,906 I'm sorry. 34 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:06,622 Then, the day goes on having a Marrakech with your friends. 35 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,959 And then go through the checklist for your engagement party 36 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,502 with your fiancé... 37 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,256 "It's been ten years and we must celebrate." 38 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,302 Class reunion! 39 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:22,054 Enough, baby! 40 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,391 Forget everything. 41 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,102 This! 42 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,563 What am I going to wear? I have nothing! 43 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,399 Look at my closet. 44 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,403 Come on, baby. 45 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,905 - Get me something cool, will you? - Yes. 46 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,824 - Oh, and Lore... - Yes? 47 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,370 - Don't let my nanny hear you... - Yes. 48 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,914 ...but tell Enedina 49 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:52,876 that my bathroom is not spotless. 50 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,378 Say what? 51 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,547 That's what she told me. 52 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,633 I'm sick of her! 53 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,803 Spoiled, unhappy girl. 54 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,597 And she's getting worse every day. 55 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,568 - Pass the ball! - Here! 56 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,947 What the hell? 57 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,909 Julio! 58 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,954 Pass the ball! 59 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,001 Mom, the eggs! 60 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,712 Come on! Sit down! 61 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,677 Good morning, pumpkin. 62 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,804 What a mess. 63 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,473 Cleaning time! 64 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,354 Did you burn them again? 65 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,273 Damn. 66 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,525 Start all over. 67 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,778 Mom, cereal! 68 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:06,158 Come on, Pau! Tell us what you'll wear! 69 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,493 Yes! 70 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,955 Oh, Ani, you'll be crazy jealous with that huge belly. 71 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,666 I mean, getting pregnant is not chic. 72 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,461 I mean, dude, you only say that 73 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,714 because Antonio effing hates kids. 74 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,467 No, make no mistake, honey. 75 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,470 If I wanted to, we'd obviously have kids, 76 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,263 but I don't want to. 77 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,431 No doubt about it: 78 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:32,392 I have the perfect life. 79 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,645 Dude, perfect. 80 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,897 But, I must confess... 81 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:41,443 I do have butterflies in my stomach thinking of seeing Mau at the party! 82 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,161 Jeez, Ms. Agripina! Where do you put your feet? 83 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,746 Paulina! 84 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:57,960 How dare you talk to her like that? She's one of our best clients! 85 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,838 She brings her nails with fungus every day. 86 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:06,885 If you keep on victimizing yourself, how will you become... 87 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,012 a businesswoman? 88 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,639 I will not. 89 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,183 My dream of owning something like this is dead. 90 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:14,977 I'm glad, it's for the better. 91 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,729 Homie, look what we got! 92 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,439 Hey, homie! 93 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,234 Guicha, show some dignity. 94 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,487 I am never going to hire you. 95 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,990 You'll regret it, Blondie. But no. 96 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:33,203 Today I'm here because there will be a 10-year class reunion! 97 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,789 Only you graduated. 98 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,875 You fell short for just a year. 99 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,793 Let that go already! 100 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,962 Blondie, tell her! 101 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,006 What do you want me to tell her? 102 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,008 That for being horny you ruined your life 103 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,136 and now you have to do Mrs. Agripina's feet. 104 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,309 So? 105 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,647 Come on! 106 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,065 Yes? 107 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,069 Don't know, let me work! 108 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,573 BLONDIE MANICURE 109 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,042 Thank you. Chin up, please. 110 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,046 Re! Come. 111 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,589 - Let's go. - You look gorgeous. 112 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,715 You too! 113 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,343 - Iñaki. - Hey. 114 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,054 So glad to see you. 115 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,764 Come on in. 116 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,103 - Come. - Hey! 117 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,152 Tony. 118 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:53,951 Welcome, and thank you for being here. 119 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:58,288 Thank you to my mother-in-law for this lovely engagement party. 120 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:03,252 And, well, the wedding is getting close. 121 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,087 And... nothing. 122 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,047 Babe. 123 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,466 Thank you, love. 124 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,678 And I'm going to be the world's 125 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,180 #happiest girl! 126 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,350 Bravo! 127 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,185 Let's hear it for the bride and groom! 128 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,521 - Thanks. - Tony! 129 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,362 Tony. 130 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,448 What are you doing? It's our engagement party. 131 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,701 Damn it, this is globally boring. 132 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,911 And these are your guests, okay? 133 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:42,833 Tony, don't take me for granted. One day, I may be the one leaving. 134 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,044 And where would you go? 135 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,255 You'd die if you didn't have all of this. 136 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,674 María Paula, there you are! 137 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,760 Victoire wants to talk to you. 138 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,013 How dare you talk to Tony like that? 139 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,056 Our rescuer. 140 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,143 Are you not getting that your dad left us penniless? 141 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,770 Come on, Mom, don't be so dramatic, he didn't leave us penniless. 142 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,065 He didn't? What about the plane? The house in Vail? 143 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,775 The apartment in New York? 144 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:12,029 Come on, let him be. 145 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,574 Come. Let's be the hostesses our guests deserve. 146 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,492 Here. 147 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,509 Pumpkin! 148 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,511 You look gorgeous! 149 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,350 Hey, it's been years since we last went 150 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,852 to that motel where you scream my name. 151 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,354 Piss off, José. 152 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,772 Oh, come on! 153 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,274 We need to be alone. 154 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,692 We're broke, man! 155 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,403 You just don't get it, do you? 156 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,821 I'll be damned. 157 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,073 You know what? 158 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,077 Tell your posh friends to buy you a new temper! 159 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,411 Yeah. 160 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,289 And they'll only remind me of what I could have been 161 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,916 and how unlucky we are. 162 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,377 Damn. 163 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,630 All I hear is insults. Goddamn women. 164 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,302 Nanny. 165 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,472 You don't look so good lately. 166 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,975 I'll move you to the guest room so I can be close to you. 167 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,103 No, I'm good here. 168 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,691 What is it? 169 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,984 What's wrong? 170 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,404 Nothing. Why? 171 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,037 What is this? 172 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,832 For you to remember me, always. 173 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,418 It's kind of weird. 174 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,044 But gorg. 175 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,463 I will keep it forever. 176 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,798 Thank you. 177 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,935 I'm leaving because I need to get ready. 178 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,854 But I love you. 179 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,870 Let's go! 180 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,885 And you didn't want to come! 181 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,461 There's Mau! Be discreet! 182 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,473 I mean... 183 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,934 aren't you going to kiss me? 184 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,026 - Hey! - Hey, Mau! 185 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:04,010 Remember when we used to say we were going to save the world? 186 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,556 Come. 187 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,057 - Come. - What? 188 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,475 Come! 189 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,653 Be honest. 190 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,864 Are you crazy for him? 191 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,286 What kind of question is that? 192 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,871 Please tell me you are. 193 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,752 And erase this that I haven't stopped feeling for you. 194 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,089 Do you remember? 195 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,466 You and I, always. 196 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,182 I can't. 197 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,062 I have to go. 198 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,374 Did you see my break dance? 199 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,546 Come on! Take it out! 200 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,509 I'll be goddamned! 201 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,764 I love our little bathroom meetings! 202 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,642 You're not going to smoke that in here, are you? 203 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,435 What? Why not? 204 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,771 This is not your bathroom. Hey! 205 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,023 - Easy, cheesy. - Excuse me? 206 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108 - What's wrong with her? - What do you mean? 207 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,485 Look! 208 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,945 She's in desperate need of a good lay. 209 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,530 Oh, honey. 210 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,825 You know what? Beat it, go with your love children! 211 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,912 I've heard you'd die for one yourself. 212 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,623 Don't talk to me like that, you illiterate! 213 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,126 I'll talk to you as I please. 214 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,461 And I'm smarter than you. 215 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,839 What? 216 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,759 Knock her teeth off! Come on! 217 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,221 - Hit her hard! - Félix! 218 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,682 Kick her in the nuts! 219 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,767 Hit her! 220 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,981 My hair, you moron! 221 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,082 Let go of her! 222 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,085 Félix, take a good look at her. 223 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,295 Don't ever let her near me! 224 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,548 You wish, Gucci girl! 225 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,049 Right, homie? 226 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,419 What's wrong? 227 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,591 You're on a very bad trip! 228 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,346 Get over here, pumpkin, I'll help you with that hangover. 229 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,896 Pumpkin? 230 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,691 What's going on? 231 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989 Paulina! 232 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,171 Miss... 233 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,299 ...Paula. 234 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,017 What the hell? 235 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,572 I don't know what I'm doing here. 236 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,326 I'll get your hangover pill, miss... 237 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,953 Paula. 238 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,496 Paula? 239 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,569 Paula? 240 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,821 No, come on, no. 241 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,866 No, okay, this is a nightmare! 242 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,743 A nightmare! I'm obviously dreaming! 243 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,869 I'm dreaming! 244 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,954 Oh, no. 245 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,748 No fucking way. 246 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,460 No fucking way! 247 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,796 Miss... 248 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,965 Paula... 249 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:23,139 I'm Paula Mendoza from head to toe! 250 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,059 Ain't I? 251 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,521 I think I'll go get you something stronger. 252 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,192 Oh, God, I'm dying! 253 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,401 Oh, God! 254 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,278 Who's hungover? 255 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,284 Did you drink champagne and got wound up? 256 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,162 I'll help you in the kitchen. 257 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,255 How do you turn this thing on? 258 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,987 No. 259 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,947 No, this... 260 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,412 Hello! 261 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,455 Oh, God. 262 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,624 No way! 263 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,423 Pumpkin! 264 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,975 If I am here... 265 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,564 then Paula is... 266 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,608 in my body? 267 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,819 Paulina! 268 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,863 In my life? 269 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,376 Hell, yes! 270 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,966 What is it? 271 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,678 Mom, you look awful! 272 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,433 - Lady! - What did you do? 273 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,018 Nothing. 274 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,562 - Nothing? - Nothing. 275 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,189 Pick that up! 276 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,153 - Pumpkin? - Mom? 277 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,620 Yes! Yes! 278 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,083 Hell, yeah. 279 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,585 Right on. 280 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,962 This is karma. 281 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,048 And I'm staying here. 282 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,551 For the time this thing lasts. 283 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,429 No, wait. 284 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:09,931 What about the twins? 285 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,770 José will have to take care of them for once. 286 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,488 Hermes? 287 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,844 - Miss Paula... - What the hell? 288 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,220 Don't you knock? 289 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:52,265 I brought your mom's drops. 290 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,978 Do you want me to read today's agenda? 291 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,105 Sure. 292 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,733 First... 293 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,361 Fit Box, then... 294 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,239 Hangover Friday Brunch with your friends. 295 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:12,201 Then, trial wedding dinner with your fiancé, 296 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,245 master Antonio. 297 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,413 Nope. 298 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,831 I mean... 299 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,332 No. 300 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,252 You know what? You... 301 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,546 - You... - Lorena. 302 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,089 - That's right! - "Baby." 303 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,841 That's right. 304 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:29,177 Cancel everything. 305 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,595 - Everything? - Everything! 306 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,555 I mean... 307 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,808 - And what are we going to do? - I mean... 308 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,938 I'm... 309 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,607 miss... 310 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,400 Paula... 311 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,402 Mendoza. 312 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:53,993 FACE RECOGNITION 313 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,411 Of course! 314 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,332 GIRL, WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? HANGOVER FRIDAY BRUNCH! 315 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:13,638 BABE... 316 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,973 That slut... 317 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:24,857 BABE, I NEEDED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 318 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,401 WE'RE CONNECTED. WE FELT IT YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 319 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,196 LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. YOU AND I, ALWAYS. 320 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,489 No way! 321 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,576 PAU WRITING... 322 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:41,582 - I'm miss Paula Mendoza! - She's a stranger. 323 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:45,127 I'm not a stranger! I mean, don't you get it? 324 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,046 Camerino, open the door! 325 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,298 What's going on here? 326 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,675 Félix! What a relief! 327 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,010 - Let me explain. - You can't get near miss Paula. 328 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,846 What's wrong with you? I'm miss Paula! 329 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,808 - Let go of me! - I said I didn't want to see her! 330 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,979 Fucking witch! What did you do to me? 331 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,983 Just so you can have some fun with my love children. 332 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,443 OMG, I hate you! 333 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,446 Félix, please listen to her! I don't talk like that! 334 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,865 You have three seconds to leave my body! 335 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,576 Mom! 336 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:22,039 Mom, it's me! Paula! 337 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,541 - Who's this lunatic? - Help, Mom! 338 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,544 - Vladimir, go! Crazy! - Mom, it's Paula! 339 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,629 - Mom! - Go, Vladimir! 340 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,047 A lunatic! 341 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:31,257 "Mom"? 342 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,051 No! Not a taxi! 343 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,344 I'd rather die! 344 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,013 No! No! 345 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,390 You are all going to regret this! 346 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,559 Worst timing for your little joke! 347 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,686 I'm getting married, don't you get it? 348 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,147 No, Félix, please! Please, Félix! 349 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,693 Pau... lina! 350 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,363 Ok, so you can stop moping! 351 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,991 Find La Prieta, she's from your neighborhood. 352 00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:00,244 - She'll know what to do. - You're not the boss of me! 353 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,454 Find her yourself! 354 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,331 Then don't! 355 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,249 I'm happy to stay here! 356 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,585 Good luck with my three men! 357 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,545 No, wait! 358 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,047 Paulina! 359 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,840 Where am I going? 360 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,427 What the hell! 361 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,762 Baby! 362 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,639 Is this how it's going to work? 363 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,392 Relax, girl, the rain is over. 364 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,728 Now the sun will come. 365 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,939 What did you do for them to treat you like that? 366 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:31,108 It's none of your business! Just drive! 367 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:35,112 - I don't know where we're going. - We're... 368 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,533 Grupo Vela! Turn Waze on. 369 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,286 Come on, girl, please! 370 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,163 Look at my cell phone. 371 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,707 - I don't have Waze. - Are you kidding me? 372 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,834 But I'm better than Waze! 373 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,212 Just tell me where to go. 374 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,339 Polanco, obviously! The street is... 375 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,844 What's the name of the street? 376 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,597 Relax, girl, I'll take you to the end of the world. 377 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,141 Don't touch me! Don't even look at me! 378 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,018 Gross! 379 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,480 Okay, you've crossed the line! 380 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,649 And I'm not picky. Out. 381 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,609 Get out! Beat it! 382 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,904 Come on! Let someone else put up with you! 383 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,116 You're getting zero stars! 384 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:23,452 And she's also an idiot! This is not an Uber! 385 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,329 Fool! 386 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,419 Oh, God! 387 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,462 What am I going to do now? 388 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,259 It's Hangover Friday Brunch! 389 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,818 Now this is a decent breakfast! 390 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,113 Now what? 391 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,031 Do you want some? 392 00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:02,283 Get a plate! 393 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,456 30 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING 394 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,541 What do you think happened between Pau and Mau? 395 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,293 They obviously hooked up! 396 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,545 That's why that bitch isn't answering. 397 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,922 Dude! If Pau picks Mau, 398 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,257 I want Antonio. 399 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,633 No way! 400 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:23,846 I practiced my famous nut rub on him, and he loved it! 401 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,806 You bitch! 402 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:29,310 Excuse me? I'll pretend I didn't just hear that 403 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,479 because this is some serious shit. 404 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,358 - What is this? - No idea. 405 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:40,571 I really needed that. 406 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,491 Oh, God! You too? 407 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,868 Girls, please don't look at me like that. 408 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,829 I know I look like that trash Paulina, but no. 409 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,915 Paula. 410 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,583 I can't believe it! 411 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,669 - Are you kidding? - Hilarious! 412 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,630 And wearing yesterday's dress. 413 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,798 - Get up and leave. - Beat it! 414 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:02,927 No, I'm serious, girls! You have to believe me! 415 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,971 Paulina is a witch! She did this to me! 416 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:09,225 You mean you...? So sweet, let me record this. 417 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,477 Hey! Don't do that! 418 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,812 I mean it! I'm panicking! 419 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,524 I have nowhere to go, no credit cards, nothing! 420 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,984 Paulina is in my house, with my body, with my baby Lore. 421 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,861 I'm not kidding! I'm serious! 422 00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:22,029 What's wrong with you? 423 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:25,449 Don't touch me! What do you want me to tell you? Anything! 424 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:28,452 Andy, who waxed your first mustache? 425 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:29,662 I did! 426 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,164 And Re, I'm sorry, but for your birthday 427 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,250 I taught you the secrets for your famous nut rub! 428 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,459 I did! 429 00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,878 - You know what? Get her out ASAP! - No! 430 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:39,838 This is so embarrassing! 431 00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:43,050 Girls, come on! You know it's me! Paula Mendoza! 432 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,344 - What the fuck? - Don't know, dude. 433 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,304 Get her away and don't let her back! 434 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:49,098 I really need a bodyguard! 435 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:51,559 You're Juanito! I come here every Friday! 436 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,602 It's me! You're getting fired! 437 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,646 You're going to regret this! 438 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,997 What's wrong with you? 439 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:21,463 Is this a bus stop? Will the bus stop here? 440 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,673 Okay. 441 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,550 - Get in line! - In line! 442 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:25,884 Please! 443 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,429 I don't have an umbrella! 444 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,847 I'm soaked! 445 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:33,684 - Please! Please help me! - No! Get in line! 446 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,019 Get in line! 447 00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:37,980 Please! 448 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,900 Oh, God! I can't...! What is this? 449 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,281 - Hey! Get in line! - Get in line! 450 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,742 Get in line, you moron! 451 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,923 Hey, that leg is mine! 452 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,301 Oh, please, you're not that hot. 453 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,428 Come on, surely hotter than you. 454 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,515 - She's with me. - I'm not! What's wrong with you? 455 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:14,933 He's my uncle, you moron! 456 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:16,226 - Really? - Really. 457 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,188 And you know what? Get off the bus before I kick your ass! 458 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,483 - Catfight! - Catfight! 459 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,781 Easy now! 460 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,033 Oh, yes, please! I'm being bullied! 461 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,995 - Catfight! - Catfight! 462 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,334 I'm out of here! 463 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:43,337 This is horrible! You're horrible people! 464 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,005 Bye bye, princess! 465 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:46,674 Where am I, sir? 466 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,967 The little princess left! 467 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,262 Hey, you! 468 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:54,181 What's wrong with you? 469 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:56,934 Fuck you! 470 00:32:58,727 --> 00:32:59,978 Okay... 471 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,661 Oh, no! 472 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:30,926 Thank God! 473 00:33:35,097 --> 00:33:36,849 Hey! Excuse me. 474 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,560 La Morena? 475 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,186 I don't know, miss. 476 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:43,647 Hey! La Morena? 477 00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:44,732 No idea. 478 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,066 Morena? 479 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,651 I'm sorry. 480 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,236 Sweet buns. 481 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,782 You're looking for La Prieta, aren't you? 482 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,034 Yes! La Prieta! Right! 483 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:59,079 - Do you know her? - Do I know her? I sure do. 484 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:00,831 Jeez! 485 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,833 Such a relief! You're my hero! 486 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,252 Please, tell me, where can I find her? 487 00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,546 An exchange would be in order. 488 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,715 No, I have no change! 489 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,885 I mean... look at this! This is all I have! 490 00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:16,180 - Not even enough for the arcade. - Please! I'm desperate! 491 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,514 Hey, wait! 492 00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,516 You said exchange. 493 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,936 In exchange for what? 494 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:27,441 Here? Really? 495 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:28,859 Sure. 496 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,945 But somebody might see us. 497 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:34,072 That's not a problem, sexy. 498 00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,158 I'll keep you covered, sweet buns. 499 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,577 You're kidding me, right? 500 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:40,788 Just relax... 501 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:41,997 Oh, shut up! 502 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,666 Fine! Just a peek, okay? 503 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,129 - So pretty! - Enough! 504 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,217 Okay, now, tell me, where's La Prieta? 505 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,887 LA PRIETA 506 00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,360 Welcome. 507 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,070 Please, come in. 508 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,488 Take a seat. 509 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:52,067 PAULA I LOVE YOU 510 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:02,452 María Paula Mendoza! 511 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:05,205 What are you doing? 512 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,920 Your bodyguards told me you've been here all day. Why? 513 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:17,718 Speak properly! 514 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,470 As socialités and influencers, 515 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:23,181 we must look busy all day, okay? 516 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:27,394 I'm finally leaving for my spiritual retreat tomorrow, I need it so bad. 517 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:30,147 I don't want any trouble while I'm away, okay? 518 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,399 Well! 519 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,328 Sweet buns. 520 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,051 Pretty, delicious lady! 521 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,012 Take a seat here. 522 00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:21,281 Holy crap! You scared me. 523 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,450 Holy crap! 524 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,952 Nice to meet you... 525 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,703 Prieta. 526 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,664 That's your name, isn't it? 527 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,167 Oh, God. 528 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,587 Okay, let me explain. 529 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,965 The thing is I'm here because 530 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:41,426 I have no idea how, but today I woke up in this body. 531 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,929 I mean, I am me inside, but not outside, obviously. 532 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:49,226 So, what I want is for you to put me back in my body right now. 533 00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:59,653 You heard me, right? 534 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:01,780 I did. 535 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,825 And that's some tough shit. 536 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:09,204 Because this spell was cast specially for you. 537 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:13,667 And you have to learn from this shit and work hard. 538 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,544 No! What? 539 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,088 I'm sure you can do something! Anything! 540 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:22,175 I'm marrying Mexico's fifth richest man in a month! 541 00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:25,679 Please, I'll pay you! You can have a huge makeover! 542 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,140 Because, I mean, have you seen yourself? 543 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,279 The underworld tells me: "Beware!" 544 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:46,658 If you don't learn before the next moon cycle, 545 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,161 nothing will change you back, 546 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,747 not even all the money in the world, 547 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,041 and you're going to stay like this... 548 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,835 ...forever. 549 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,180 I'll be damned! 550 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,771 Paulina! 551 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,065 Where the hell have you been? 552 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:20,525 I was really worried about you. 553 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:24,321 If you don't learn before the next moon cycle, 554 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,656 nothing will change you back. 555 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,785 The thing is... 556 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,953 And still wearing yesterday's clothes? 557 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,456 What happened, pumpkin? 558 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,333 I was really worried. 559 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,085 No... nothing. 560 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,377 Come on, let's go inside. 561 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,172 No, I'm fine. 562 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,715 Everything's fine. 563 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:46,510 I just need to go to bed because I'm really tired... 564 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,346 and I need to go to bed, but... 565 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,640 I'll explain tomorrow, okay? 566 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,183 Fine. 567 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,559 Right... 568 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,569 Pumpkin! 569 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:45,068 Oh, no. 570 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,824 - The little guy is up. - No! 571 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:55,120 What's wrong? You never say no to the little guy in the morning. 572 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,913 The thing is... 573 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,874 I'm on my period, so... 574 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:00,959 - Ew. - Ew? 575 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,794 Since when are you so prudish? 576 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:07,424 It's your turn to fix breakfast. 577 00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,261 And lunch for soccer practice! 578 00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:12,971 Lunch? 579 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,396 No hair, such a ho. 580 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,273 Miss Paula! 581 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:07,067 Mr. Antonio's here! 582 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:08,485 Lore! 583 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:10,028 Baby! 584 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,240 Lore! 585 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:16,826 Good morning. 586 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,204 - Where's Paula? - In her bedroom. 587 00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,290 Paula! 588 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,883 Paula? 589 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,058 I'm sorry, I'm very ill. 590 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,810 Are you kidding me? 591 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,812 How can you cancel on me? 592 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,398 You don't even answer the phone! 593 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,317 I'll bring the bachelor party forward. 594 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:50,986 Heck. Bye. 595 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:53,613 Miss... 596 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,740 Paula... 597 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,867 Hey. 598 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,161 Hello, mate! 599 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:01,913 Are the gin tonics ready? 600 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:05,250 I'll arrange the bird to take us to Ibiza tonight. 601 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,836 Great, mate! We're gonna have so much fun! 602 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,618 Oh, no. 603 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:56,134 No! Don't play here! Go over there! 604 00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:59,888 Let me go! I'm sick of you! 605 00:44:01,598 --> 00:44:02,974 Mom, the stove! 606 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,353 Oh, God! Help me! Do something! 607 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,865 Oh, no! 608 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,743 You're something, pumpkin! 609 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,829 I almost got burned, and look what your children did to me! 610 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:28,500 - What you taught them to do. - I almost die! Get it? 611 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:30,919 "Get it"? 612 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,011 Oh, God! This is disgusting! 613 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,599 Hey, pumpkin... What's wrong with you? 614 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,893 That's your hair! 615 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,561 Don't! 616 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,106 That'll teach you to clean your mess. 617 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,109 - Back off! - I'm helping you! 618 00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,976 What's up? 619 00:45:35,442 --> 00:45:38,111 Show your teeth! 620 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:54,043 You're everything but boring. 621 00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:56,421 What's this you're wearing? 622 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,798 Your panties will show. 623 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,300 What? Why? 624 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:03,011 What do you mean? 'Cause of your work. 625 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,855 Well, bye. This is me, right? 626 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:17,400 - Bye! - Let's go! It's getting late! 627 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:19,194 Love you, pumpkin! 628 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:25,825 Look who's gracing us with her presence. 629 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:29,120 - Excuse me? - Was it such a good party? 630 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:32,832 Right. Yes, awesome. 631 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,252 When I had wild sex nights, 632 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:38,129 - back when I had teeth... - Please, don't. 633 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:40,924 - ...I would perform "the bolt"... - No! Yuck! 634 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:42,717 Stop it! Disgusting! 635 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,344 Paulina! 636 00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:46,221 Your nails! 637 00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:48,890 What? What about my nails? 638 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:53,394 Look, just because I'm becoming a Christian 639 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,979 I won't fire you. 640 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:57,106 You didn't come to work yesterday. 641 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,317 Fine. 642 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,111 I'll give you one chance. Get to work. 643 00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:07,742 - The thing is... - Come on. 644 00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:13,998 So, are you buying the product? 645 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,795 I can give you a discount. 646 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:21,172 Is your face burning? 647 00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,384 No. 648 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,262 Mrs. Agripina's nails are waiting for you. 649 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,727 No. You're so sweet. 650 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,396 Doll, please! 651 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:39,774 Do you really think I'll do that? I'd rather die! 652 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,988 Look, dye is done. 653 00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:47,073 You, come here. 654 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:50,827 Use tone 234 for the lady with the green face. 655 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,998 I cant' stand this life! 656 00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:09,846 Goal! 657 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:12,015 - Goal! - Yeah! 658 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,517 Hell, yes! 659 00:48:15,852 --> 00:48:17,186 Good night. 660 00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:18,730 No! Pumpkin! 661 00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:22,650 No, really! Please! 662 00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,077 No, thanks! 663 00:48:33,161 --> 00:48:35,246 It's got hot sauce on it. Try it! 664 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,212 - Dude! - I don't get it. 665 00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:45,340 Pau must be on drugs! 666 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,551 After this, she can kiss her sponsors goodbye. 667 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:50,428 She's not answering her phone! 668 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:05,360 INCORRECT PASSWORD 669 00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:08,988 INCORRECT PASSWORD 670 00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:33,388 What? "Leopard print is in"? 671 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,433 Oh, God, she...! 672 00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,689 This isn't funny! My cell phone is soaked! 673 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,607 It's not funny at all! 674 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,402 Why are you laughing! My cell phone is soaked! 675 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,112 - That's not funny! - Yes, it is. 676 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:51,531 - Hey, enough! - You shouldn't laugh! 677 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:54,450 I'm fed up with you. Out! 678 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,996 Are you firing me? I'm happy to get out of this place! 679 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,665 Great, because ungrateful people are unlucky! 680 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:04,085 15 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING 681 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:06,921 It's horrible, people are horrible, 682 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,548 things are horrible... 683 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,800 How dare they? 684 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:13,970 Hey! 685 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,596 Oh, no! 686 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,476 What's wrong, homie? 687 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:24,063 What happened to you? Are you okay? 688 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,620 Slow down, because now I see pulque 689 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,749 makes you act like a snob. 690 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,043 I have something to confess. 691 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:48,129 Are you ready? I have something to confess. 692 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,797 - Tell me, homie. - Dude! 693 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:53,301 - What? - This isn't my body! 694 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,053 This isn't mine, either. 695 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:57,221 No, Guicha, I mean... 696 00:50:57,305 --> 00:50:59,432 I swear I'm doing my best, 697 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:02,810 like that witch or that Negro woman told me... 698 00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:05,313 La Prieta. What did she tell you? 699 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:08,608 She talked about the moon, about the underworld, 700 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,443 No, dude, wait, that's nothing. 701 00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:14,280 I mean, I'm getting married really soon, Guicha! 702 00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:18,701 I mean my wedding with Mexico's fifth richest man 703 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,995 is in two weeks, dude! 704 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,498 - You're talking nonsense. - No, Guicha! 705 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:28,377 You're already married to the man with the richest heart! 706 00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:35,676 - Damn you, Guicha! - I want to be like you! 707 00:51:37,053 --> 00:51:38,930 Check, please. 708 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:40,723 'Cause we're drunk... 709 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,896 What? 710 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:48,981 You don't give a shit about me? 711 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:52,693 I'm not in the mood for a lecture. 712 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:53,986 I've been calling you. 713 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,907 Yes, my shitty phone died. 714 00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,701 I got fired. 715 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:03,579 I got bullied. 716 00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:06,040 I got mugged. 717 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:09,252 I feel like shit! 718 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,297 And a bitch... 719 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:16,300 is ruining my life. 720 00:52:17,385 --> 00:52:19,804 Anything else... 721 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,766 ...pumpkin? 722 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:27,728 - Come here. - No! 723 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:30,731 - Come here. - Leave me alone. No. 724 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:33,901 Let me go. 725 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:35,486 No, pumpkin. 726 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,738 I will never let you go. 727 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,574 It's my turn to pamper you. 728 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,326 You've worked hard for us since you were 17. 729 00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:49,750 We made a pact a million years ago. 730 00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:52,295 I haven't given you the life that you dream of, 731 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,256 but you're always in my heart, because I live for you. 732 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,760 And I love you with all my might. 733 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,192 I'll fix you some dinner. 734 00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,030 Yes, like that. Be careful. 735 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:24,911 What do you want? Tamales? A quesadilla? 736 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,496 No. 737 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,000 Escargots. 738 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,002 Es... What? 739 00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:36,464 Escargots! 740 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,176 Well, I'll ask the neighbor, maybe she has some. 741 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:51,062 Your favorite breakfast, Mom! 742 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,941 We made it ourselves. 743 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:56,233 Thank you. 744 00:53:56,776 --> 00:53:59,111 I had to ask the neighbor for longaniza and tortillas. 745 00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:01,656 You've got us starving, just fruit and water. 746 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,699 Okay, boys, get your stuff. 747 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,618 Bye, Mom. 748 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,161 Get well soon. 749 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,080 Get well, Mom. Love you. 750 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:13,751 What did you tell them? That I was dying? 751 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,128 You should've seen them the day you went missing. 752 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,255 I told them that could happen again. 753 00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:20,216 If they weren't nice. 754 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:24,887 And I told Blondie that you had the flu 755 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,807 and she said that she'd give us one last chance. 756 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,143 And... 757 00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,230 they called from the kids' school again. 758 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:36,399 They're not doing well. 759 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,819 Juli has no clue about the play 760 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,821 and Juanito's notes are terrible. 761 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,991 That if their grades don't improve, they'll be kicked out. 762 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,551 Can you explain what's going on with you? 763 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,262 Shoo! 764 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,640 Look at you! 765 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:11,517 And those pictures! 766 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,020 You're trying to embarrass me, aren't you? 767 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:15,271 What's wrong with you? 768 00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:17,732 Look, I don't know what drugs you're in, 769 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,317 but this wasn't our deal. 770 00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:22,236 Erase all that nonsense 771 00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:24,697 and go back to the original wedding plan. 772 00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:29,118 And tomorrow, I need you to look bootylicious at 9 PM, 773 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,911 to welcome the ambassador. 774 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:32,371 Okay? 775 00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:33,706 Okay. 776 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,000 Pau. 777 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:39,462 Nine PM. Bootylicious. Sharp. Come on, baldy. 778 00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:44,550 What a jerk! 779 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,260 The worst. 780 00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:52,099 Love you! 781 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,077 GOALS - BUSINESS FAMILY/TRAVEL 782 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:21,837 BEAUTY SALON GENERAL BUDGET 783 00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:28,427 "Volunteer work course." 784 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:32,473 Yeah, right. 785 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,823 Hello? 786 00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,533 Pumpkin! 787 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,077 Hello! 788 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,580 Mr. José Agustín Nicolás? 789 00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:59,166 Yours truly. What can I do for you? 790 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,505 Mr. José Agustín, 791 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,757 you just won 792 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:09,218 an all-inclusive trip to Acapulco. 793 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:13,055 AC, bathroom included! 794 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:14,223 What? 795 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:16,392 Relaxing massage 796 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,936 and champagne for you 797 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:20,896 and a plus one. 798 00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:22,523 Your wife. 799 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,316 Miss, are you serious? 800 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,069 María Paula Mendoza! 801 00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:28,696 Miss? Hello? 802 00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:31,490 Look! I had to come back like this! 803 00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:35,536 And why? Because Antonio called me threatening to call off the wedding 804 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:38,372 because, apparently, you lost your mind. 805 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,083 Damn. 806 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:48,841 MEXICAN NIGHTS 807 00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:52,011 Okay, I have to go. I'm at this thing. 808 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,220 Okay. 809 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,767 Are you wearing the tiara I bought you for our wedding? 810 00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:02,104 And what's with the Quinceañera hairstyle? 811 00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:03,939 At least impress them with your French. 812 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,153 Antonio Vela. Nice to meet you. 813 00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,283 Let me introduce you to my fiancée, Paula Mendoza. 814 00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:16,619 She's fluent in French. 815 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,875 Two kisses on the cheek. 816 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:26,503 Not... like... 817 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:28,547 No... Don't touch them. 818 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,992 Guacamole and tortilla chip! 819 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:02,248 Excuse us. One second. 820 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,250 - We'll see you in a moment. - Arrivederci. 821 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,211 What do you mean, arrivederci? What the hell are you doing? 822 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,839 I wanted them to try the guacamole, it's a Mexican night. 823 00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,883 Guacamole, my ass! 824 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,052 A global embarrassment! 825 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:16,345 It's delicious... 826 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:20,307 This is the last time, or else I swear the deal's off. 827 00:59:21,267 --> 00:59:22,601 How are you? 828 00:59:22,685 --> 00:59:23,978 Good to see you. 829 00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:26,480 Long time, no see. 830 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,773 Is everything okay? 831 00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:31,193 We're leaving, because she's not feeling well. 832 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,405 But anyway, take care. 833 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:36,282 Come on, let's go. 834 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,537 Man, come on! 835 00:59:43,706 --> 00:59:45,541 Come on, let's go. 836 00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:58,387 Hello? 837 00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,930 Paula. 838 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,348 Paulina? 839 01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:03,517 Yes, Paulina! Who else? Did you find La Prieta? 840 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,436 Yeah. 841 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:07,146 I did see her. 842 01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:10,649 So? What did she say? How can we swap back? 843 01:00:10,733 --> 01:00:12,735 Well, it sucks. 844 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:16,155 She literally told me this was a test for me and... 845 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:21,869 If you didn't do this, then this test is for you too! 846 01:00:22,411 --> 01:00:24,496 I mean, you have to make a real effort! 847 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:26,832 What do you mean? Explain! 848 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:29,293 I am! Just listen! 849 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,920 We need to learn from this in order to swap back. 850 01:00:32,004 --> 01:00:34,006 Stop missing me, I'm home! 851 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,346 Fuck you! 852 01:00:40,429 --> 01:00:42,097 Really, fuck you. 853 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,727 I brought you a little present. 854 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:57,279 Sleep tight. 855 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:17,216 HUNNY BUNNY, NEVER FORGET THAT IT'S YOU AND I 856 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:18,675 I ADORE YOU, YOUR JOSÉ 857 01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:24,014 You and I always, Mau. 858 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:39,238 Blondie. 859 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,448 I really appreciate this. 860 01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:44,701 Thank you for this opportunity, I'll do my best. 861 01:01:44,785 --> 01:01:46,870 Everything will be perfect. I swear. 862 01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:50,541 Fine. I'll give you a hand. 863 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:53,293 - Come on. Get to work. Go! - Thank you! 864 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,610 You have angels hands. 865 01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:49,016 You can take pictures of everything. 866 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:54,855 Don't get angry, okay? 867 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,483 There! You look gorg! 868 01:02:57,566 --> 01:03:00,027 It's super cool. Fist bump. 869 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:03,280 Hey! Come on! Here, eat this. 870 01:03:09,203 --> 01:03:10,579 I love you! 871 01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:12,247 Fuck, yeah! 872 01:03:31,517 --> 01:03:35,312 UNKNOWN 873 01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:44,863 I need to go out. 874 01:03:46,907 --> 01:03:47,991 Fine. 875 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,927 Follow the instructor. 876 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,399 Boys! Atole? 877 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:23,527 Does it come with a pair of buns? 878 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,196 Oh, you're so naughty! 879 01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:26,340 Ms. Prieta? 880 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:33,680 I'm really sorry, Ms. Prieta! 881 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:36,516 I need to talk to you for a moment, if possible. 882 01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:38,477 Talk. 883 01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:40,729 Look, Ms. Prieta, 884 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:44,399 the thing is, I'm desperate 885 01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:46,610 because I experienced the swap spell, 886 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:51,073 and I'm done, I really need to go back to my life, to my family. 887 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:55,535 So you are the other creature involved in the swap. 888 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:56,912 That would be me, yes. 889 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:58,747 And I know that you are... 890 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:02,834 very famous and you know a lot about many things. 891 01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:04,961 And so, 892 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:07,798 I can't lose my children and my husband. 893 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:09,591 Creature... 894 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:14,888 this happens when two people need to teach something... 895 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,640 to each other. 896 01:06:17,265 --> 01:06:19,851 No one can help you, except yourselves. 897 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:24,064 But, Ms. Prieta, why did this happen to us? 898 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:27,776 We hadn't seen each other in years, we're nothing to each other! 899 01:06:28,944 --> 01:06:30,278 Stop right there. 900 01:06:30,362 --> 01:06:33,615 For this to work, there are two rules: 901 01:06:33,699 --> 01:06:36,368 you must share the same blood, 902 01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:39,538 and two, you must possess the same 903 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,083 previously cursed object. 904 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,170 Of course! 905 01:06:47,254 --> 01:06:52,509 These curses don't work just like that! 906 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,553 - We're here. - What? 907 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:56,263 - Why are you here? - We found her. 908 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,849 - Why are you taking her? - What you say is impossible! 909 01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:01,476 - We're not related! - Think, girl! 910 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,061 Think! 911 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:07,315 The moon cycle is ending and you have learned nothing! 912 01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:11,194 Lore! Ene! Toña! 913 01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:16,074 Toña, why are you crying? 914 01:07:16,158 --> 01:07:17,576 It's Mrs. Luz. 915 01:07:18,118 --> 01:07:20,287 Mrs. Luz, your nanny! 916 01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:22,581 Oh, right, my nanny. 917 01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:24,249 - What's wrong with her? - Come. 918 01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,418 What do you mean? Come. 919 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,466 We're losing her. Go in. 920 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,805 I thought you'd never come. 921 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,725 Don't be scared, girl. 922 01:07:43,018 --> 01:07:45,061 It's been ages since I last saw you. 923 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,608 Your life hasn't been easy. 924 01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:53,153 But now you appreciate it, don't you? 925 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:57,115 Take care of your husband and children. 926 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,203 You have no idea how lucky you are. 927 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:06,500 She's delirious. 928 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,885 You know something, don't you? 929 01:08:18,178 --> 01:08:20,472 Bring my girl back to me. 930 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:23,391 I can't leave without seeing her again. 931 01:08:31,191 --> 01:08:32,984 Easy, now. 932 01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:36,321 Hello? Ana? 933 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:37,697 Hello? 934 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,616 Who is this? 935 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:42,118 It's Paula, dude. 936 01:08:42,202 --> 01:08:43,870 I am hoarse. 937 01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:46,081 Paula? Dude, what the hell? 938 01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:48,667 Shit! I've looked for you everywhere! 939 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,253 Your cell phone, your house, with Lore... 940 01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:52,838 Yes, I know, but... 941 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:56,258 You're getting married tomorrow and I haven't seen you in a month! 942 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:57,509 I know, but 943 01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:59,845 I really need you to help me with something. 944 01:08:59,928 --> 01:09:01,137 Of course! What is it? 945 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,307 I need to talk to Mau and I don't have his phone number. 946 01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,810 She needs Mau's phone number. 947 01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:09,646 He doesn't have one. He cancelled his cell contract. 948 01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:13,567 Dude, he's moving to London tomorrow, 949 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,402 he doesn't have a cell phone anymore. 950 01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:18,738 Hello? 951 01:09:19,114 --> 01:09:20,282 Pau? 952 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:30,375 Homie, let me check your highlights. 953 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,503 We don't want your hair to get ruined. 954 01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:35,130 Oh, right. 955 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,511 Old as I am, I still give Brayan blow jobs. 956 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:44,848 Jennifer's brother, she's Kevin's mom. 957 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,766 Oh, Kevin is such a hunk! 958 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:50,353 Hey, what if I hook you up with Kevin tonight? 959 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,191 Of course! 960 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:38,610 Guicha? Kevin. 961 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:39,861 - Hey. - Hi. 962 01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,071 Pleasure. 963 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,365 - The pleasure's mine. - Let's dance. 964 01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:45,742 If the gods are so kind. 965 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:49,996 Wait. 966 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,331 Wait? No way! 967 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:54,167 Let's have fun, dance, have a great time! 968 01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:02,050 I've been thinking. 969 01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:04,970 I'll get a second job to ease your load. 970 01:11:05,804 --> 01:11:10,141 And I'll train the kids on weekends to turn them into Chicharitos, 971 01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:11,977 while you rest. 972 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,063 Pumpkin... 973 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:19,192 I'm the luckiest man on Earth for having you. 974 01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,949 Tell me something nice. 975 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,826 Talk love to me. 976 01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:33,081 Honestly, there's something I need to tell you. 977 01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:38,753 Hey, we need to go! 978 01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:41,047 - What? - There's been an accident at work. 979 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:42,382 Let's go! 980 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,429 Pumpkin! 981 01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:49,889 You look lovely! 982 01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:12,829 Shut up! 983 01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:19,252 1 DAY UNTIL THE WEDDING 984 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,795 Fuck off! 985 01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:22,797 I mean, I'm super hot! 986 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,008 Well, I miss myself. 987 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,010 Yes, moron, I miss myself, too. 988 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,387 I'm here because I know who can help us out of this. 989 01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:30,513 Who? 990 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:33,475 - Who? - You don't look too worried 991 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,602 about your wedding, and it is... tomorrow. 992 01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:39,064 I'm super worried, I'm dying. 993 01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:42,901 - I'm uber worried, 100% worried. - Jeez! 994 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:44,736 Brace yourself 995 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,905 - for what I'm about to tell you. - What? 996 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:50,617 You won't believe me, but I swear to God. 997 01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:52,160 What? 998 01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:54,287 Your man... 999 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:55,747 Antonio... 1000 01:12:57,499 --> 01:13:00,126 Oh, you're so prude! He's gay! He's into men! 1001 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,797 You scared me! 1002 01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:05,173 You knew? 1003 01:13:06,466 --> 01:13:09,177 No, you're fucked up. 1004 01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:11,137 You can't marry him! 1005 01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:13,473 Not for all the money in the world. 1006 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:14,682 I mean... 1007 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:19,312 Your house is a mess! I had to google how to clean a toilet! 1008 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,816 Your poor kids eat junk food all day and they're struggling in school. 1009 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,692 And your "pumpkin" wants love all day long! 1010 01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:26,986 - That's fucked up! - You know what? Yes. 1011 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:29,280 We're both in deep shit. 1012 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,157 Honestly, we are. 1013 01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:35,703 Fine! Who can help us out? 1014 01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:37,997 Your nanny. 1015 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,167 My nanny? Luz? 1016 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:44,879 Damn right. "Your nanny, Luz..." She knows something. 1017 01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,548 But she's about to kick the bucket. 1018 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:47,715 No, wait! 1019 01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:49,342 That means "dying", right? 1020 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,845 Why do you speak to me in code? 1021 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,430 Forget Uber! There are taxis around the corner! 1022 01:13:54,514 --> 01:13:56,349 Hurry! What's wrong with you? 1023 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:59,519 And where are my bodyguards? You'll get kidnapped! Well, I will! 1024 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,187 ...hollowed be Thy name. 1025 01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,773 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 1026 01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:04,858 Nanny! 1027 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,653 -Who is this? -That's her niece. 1028 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:11,072 - Her niece? - My sweet girl! 1029 01:14:11,156 --> 01:14:12,574 You know who I am. 1030 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:14,159 You made it. 1031 01:14:16,161 --> 01:14:18,580 Nanny, get well, please. 1032 01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:20,874 You can't leave me. 1033 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,128 I have no one, I'm all alone. 1034 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:28,548 You're not alone. 1035 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:31,843 I will always be with you. 1036 01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:36,931 Paula, ask her. 1037 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:46,900 Nanny, you know what happened to us, don't you? 1038 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,654 - I do. - How can we swap back? 1039 01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:54,699 You can... 1040 01:14:57,452 --> 01:14:59,454 ...swap back... 1041 01:14:59,746 --> 01:15:01,748 ...yourselves if... 1042 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,417 If what? 1043 01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:08,421 I'll be damned. 1044 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,465 - Speak! - I don't know what you're up to, 1045 01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:13,384 but, as far as I know, she doesn't have a niece. 1046 01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:14,969 Wait a minute, Toña! 1047 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,305 You have to go! They're coming! 1048 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:21,142 Nanny, honey. 1049 01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:24,938 Please help us, or else I will never be able to come back. 1050 01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:28,858 Come on! 1051 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:36,491 Great. 1052 01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,495 Fantastic how you got the information! 1053 01:15:40,662 --> 01:15:42,664 Hey, don't you talk to her like that! 1054 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,311 Help me, Virgin Mary, please. 1055 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,693 I will not go back to my old ways, 1056 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:14,612 but please, help me out of this. 1057 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,230 No fucking way! 1058 01:16:57,739 --> 01:16:59,741 No fucking way! 1059 01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:02,076 Lady D! 1060 01:17:05,413 --> 01:17:07,874 My boys! 1061 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,426 My pumpkin! 1062 01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:22,180 Morning! 1063 01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:24,974 How fucking lucky I am! 1064 01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:30,605 - No, wait! The kids! - Right! 1065 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,235 What? What is it? 1066 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,154 Brazilian pumpkin! 1067 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,656 That slut! 1068 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:43,701 Awesome! 1069 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,661 Paula, wake up. 1070 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,584 María Paula. 1071 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:54,420 Wake up! 1072 01:17:56,756 --> 01:18:00,676 Honey, I have bad news for you. 1073 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,305 You know your nanny was very ill last night. 1074 01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:08,059 But anyway, she passed away last night. 1075 01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:11,187 The doctor came, they gave her oxygen, 1076 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:14,857 but she didn't make it through the night and... 1077 01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:17,985 Are you listening to me? 1078 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,071 Luz is dead! 1079 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,534 Talk to me! 1080 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,619 Your nanny is dead! 1081 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:32,458 Paula? 1082 01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:35,878 Nanny! 1083 01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:42,051 No! Nanny, no! 1084 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:45,054 No! 1085 01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:47,849 Nanny! 1086 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:50,268 No... 1087 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,572 "Antonio Vela, 1088 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:06,075 Mexico's most sought-after billionaire bachelor, 1089 01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:08,870 will get married today at noon 1090 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:12,915 with influencer and socialité Paula Mendoza." 1091 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,877 So cool, Juanita! 1092 01:19:16,169 --> 01:19:18,963 - It would be great to be her! - Maybe. 1093 01:19:21,466 --> 01:19:23,301 Paulina! 1094 01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:27,013 Tell me, what's wrong now? 1095 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,640 You look like a zombie! This is the last straw! 1096 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:32,852 - It's over! - Save it, Blondie! I quit. 1097 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:35,521 Thank you for everything, I mean it, 1098 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:37,815 but the truth is, I want more. 1099 01:19:37,899 --> 01:19:40,568 I want so much more, and I'm going to get it. 1100 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,153 Thank you. 1101 01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:47,325 I want more, too, Blondie. 1102 01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:50,536 Oh, shut up, Juana! 1103 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,705 And pick up your broom! 1104 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:04,217 LONDON 1105 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,427 STORAGE 1106 01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,899 MAN, PAULA WAS LOOKING FOR YOU 1107 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:21,859 SHE'S PROBABLY SCARED SHITLESS 1108 01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,487 BECAUSE OF THE STUPID THING SHE'S ABOUT TO DO 1109 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,572 GOSSIP LATER HAVE A NICE TRIP, IÑAKI 1110 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,502 Upload a story? 1111 01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:14,745 - Hello! - Hi! 1112 01:21:14,829 --> 01:21:16,080 Thank you for coming. 1113 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:19,875 An exclusive design, my daughter's and mine, by Eulogio. 1114 01:21:20,001 --> 01:21:21,919 - It's very pretty. - Thank you. 1115 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:24,714 He's Mexico's top designer. Really. 1116 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,842 We are very excited, very happy. 1117 01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:30,344 - Eulogio designed our dresses. - Are you nervous? 1118 01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:33,556 You look a bit upset, can you tell us why? 1119 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:36,475 She's focused on her vows. 1120 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,603 - Please. - A picture! 1121 01:21:38,686 --> 01:21:40,813 Give her a break, it's her wedding day. 1122 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,608 - Smile, or I swear I'll... - You'll what? 1123 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:06,297 She's not here! 1124 01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:11,427 Where's my daughter? 1125 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:13,429 I don't know where she went. 1126 01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:18,059 What's wrong with you? Are you insane? 1127 01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:20,186 You must read this. 1128 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:22,188 MY SWEET GIRL 1129 01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:33,991 My beloved child, I only have a little time left to live. 1130 01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:35,910 That's why I did something: 1131 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,954 changed your life to make you understand 1132 01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:40,748 that money isn't happiness, 1133 01:22:40,831 --> 01:22:45,628 but most of all, to put you in your half-sister's shoes, Paulina. 1134 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:52,468 Shortly before his wedding, your dad got Teresa, his assistant, pregnant. 1135 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:56,597 Your mom knows it all. I'd never lie to you. 1136 01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:59,225 She is your family. 1137 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:01,268 You need each other. 1138 01:23:01,394 --> 01:23:05,439 I know that you have a big heart and you'll know what to do. 1139 01:23:05,523 --> 01:23:07,066 I love you, Nanny. 1140 01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:09,068 I love you, my child. 1141 01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:12,863 Enjoy and love each other forever. 1142 01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,912 Are you my sister? 1143 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:33,175 Yes. 1144 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:35,469 You are my sister. 1145 01:23:37,221 --> 01:23:39,223 And I've treated you like shit. 1146 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:42,059 Forgive me, please. 1147 01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,321 There she is! 1148 01:23:54,405 --> 01:23:56,031 What is this? I mean... 1149 01:23:56,449 --> 01:23:58,826 María Paula! Now what? 1150 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,953 I'm not getting married, Mom. 1151 01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:02,955 I don't love him. 1152 01:24:04,665 --> 01:24:08,252 I want love, I want a family, I want children. 1153 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,421 Okay. 1154 01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:12,715 Stop talking nonsense. 1155 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,176 You're getting married, period. 1156 01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:18,971 You heard her, Amelia. She said she's not getting married. 1157 01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,816 I'm not interested in this. 1158 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:33,194 Money, society... 1159 01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:37,031 First you let this trash talk to me like that, and now you? 1160 01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:40,576 Homie, I'm here! But I don't know what for. 1161 01:24:44,330 --> 01:24:45,915 This "trash"... 1162 01:24:46,165 --> 01:24:47,583 is my sister. 1163 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:49,376 We are siblings? 1164 01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:52,046 God, no, my daughter definitely lost her mind. 1165 01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:54,340 Mom, please, don't embarrass yourself. 1166 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:57,092 You know perfectly well this is Paulina. 1167 01:24:58,219 --> 01:25:00,221 Dad's other daughter. 1168 01:25:02,348 --> 01:25:03,390 Let's go, please. 1169 01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:05,017 You can't leave Antonio. 1170 01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:07,561 Watch me. 1171 01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:10,689 No! María Paula! 1172 01:25:10,773 --> 01:25:13,234 María Paula, don't! María...! 1173 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,908 Go back, if you don't want this to turn into a nightmare. 1174 01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:25,246 Here... 1175 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:27,540 I don't want this life anymore. 1176 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,214 And Tony, let me give you some advice. 1177 01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,299 Be who you really are. 1178 01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:39,552 Come out of the closet, be happy! 1179 01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:41,387 You deserve that, too! 1180 01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:50,604 You have no idea what you just did! 1181 01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:52,606 You're going to regret this! 1182 01:25:52,690 --> 01:25:54,191 Globally! 1183 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,318 Félix, let's go! 1184 01:25:56,402 --> 01:25:58,070 - Your sister? - Yes! 1185 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,740 - Great global embarrassment! - Guards! 1186 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,492 Don't even follow her! 1187 01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:05,703 Let her get kidnapped! 1188 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:06,871 Tony! 1189 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:09,707 - I'll fix this, I swear! - Don't "Tony" me! 1190 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,793 Come on! Please don't leave me, Tony! 1191 01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:16,297 Tony, please don't leave me! I'll fix this! 1192 01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:18,173 I'll fix this, Tony! 1193 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:21,844 I can't believe it! A runaway bride! 1194 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,846 You left Tony at the altar! 1195 01:26:24,305 --> 01:26:25,973 Tony! 1196 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,767 I can't believe it! 1197 01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:33,939 It's life or death! It will only take five minutes. Please! 1198 01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:37,109 Félix, stop! 1199 01:26:37,234 --> 01:26:39,528 I do have an invitation, but I left it at home! 1200 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:41,822 Babe! 1201 01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:00,925 So, I'm not late. 1202 01:27:01,592 --> 01:27:03,844 It was me who took too long. 1203 01:27:04,303 --> 01:27:06,430 You and I, always. 1204 01:27:28,911 --> 01:27:30,621 Bravo! 1205 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:55,062 Bye. 1206 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:02,111 Hey! Hands off! 1207 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:04,446 Bye, babe, I love you. 1208 01:28:04,530 --> 01:28:06,407 - Bye. - Bye, guys! 1209 01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:08,492 - Bye! - Have a great time! 1210 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:09,660 Have a great game! 1211 01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:11,370 Bye! 1212 01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:17,584 Okay. You first. 1213 01:28:21,005 --> 01:28:23,007 No! You go first. 1214 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:24,383 Okay... 1215 01:28:25,092 --> 01:28:27,970 - They're girls! - Oh, my God! Awesome! 1216 01:28:36,854 --> 01:28:39,690 PAULA MENDOZA LEAVES MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS 1217 01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:41,400 FOR HER FOUNDATION "LUZ" 1218 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:46,030 SISTERS OPEN A NEW SALON, BUILT BY THEIR HUSBANDS 1219 01:28:51,452 --> 01:28:52,953 THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY: 1220 01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:55,748 BILLIONAIRE ANTONIO VELA AND THE DUKE OF DARIO 1221 01:34:28,914 --> 01:34:31,583 Subtitles: Bárbara Morelos-Zaragoza