WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:45.105 --> 00:01:49.485 But before that, I wrote you a letter. 4 00:01:50.402 --> 00:01:52.738 So did you? Thank you, Mau! 5 00:01:52.822 --> 00:01:54.782 PAU AND MAU SAVE THE WORLD 6 00:01:58.327 --> 00:02:00.621 Kids, please sit down. 7 00:02:00.704 --> 00:02:02.665 Take out your notebooks and write down your homework, 8 00:02:02.748 --> 00:02:04.708 immediately please. 9 00:02:06.001 --> 00:02:08.337 Paulina Mendoza! Sit down, please. 10 00:02:11.048 --> 00:02:14.760 I mean, did you really just mistake me for... her? 11 00:02:18.264 --> 00:02:20.516 I'm Paula, not Paulina. 12 00:02:22.226 --> 00:02:25.437 I mean, I don't even know how you pay for this school, 13 00:02:25.521 --> 00:02:27.481 because I have everything I want, but you... 14 00:02:27.565 --> 00:02:29.316 you're losers! 15 00:02:31.110 --> 00:02:32.486 What's wrong with you? 16 00:02:32.570 --> 00:02:33.821 Get off me! 17 00:02:33.904 --> 00:02:36.949 - You're annoying! - No, you are annoying! 18 00:02:37.032 --> 00:02:39.785 - I'm not annoying! - Leave me alone! 19 00:02:49.420 --> 00:02:52.006 15 YEARS LATER 20 00:03:08.522 --> 00:03:11.442 Baby, what's up? Talk! 21 00:03:13.694 --> 00:03:16.864 Sorry, miss Paula. 22 00:03:16.947 --> 00:03:18.782 Well... 23 00:03:19.408 --> 00:03:23.287 We'll start the day with your Body Barre instructor. 24 00:03:24.622 --> 00:03:28.292 Then we'll have a Marrakech with your friends. 25 00:03:28.375 --> 00:03:30.794 - Beauty salon... - I start the day, 26 00:03:30.878 --> 00:03:32.504 I go on with my day. Me, Lore. 27 00:03:32.588 --> 00:03:33.756 Singular. 28 00:03:33.839 --> 00:03:35.925 My agenda is not for the both of us. 29 00:03:36.467 --> 00:03:38.677 Oh, and it's not "Body Barré." 30 00:03:38.761 --> 00:03:40.429 It's "Body Barre." 31 00:03:51.815 --> 00:03:55.736 I can't pay for your English lessons if you won't do your best. 32 00:03:55.819 --> 00:03:56.987 Really. 33 00:03:57.780 --> 00:03:58.906 I'm sorry. 34 00:04:02.451 --> 00:04:06.622 Then, the day goes on having a Marrakech with your friends. 35 00:04:06.705 --> 00:04:09.959 And then go through the checklist for your engagement party 36 00:04:10.042 --> 00:04:11.502 with your fiancé... 37 00:04:14.338 --> 00:04:16.256 "It's been ten years and we must celebrate." 38 00:04:17.925 --> 00:04:20.302 Class reunion! 39 00:04:20.386 --> 00:04:22.054 Enough, baby! 40 00:04:24.139 --> 00:04:25.391 Forget everything. 41 00:04:26.934 --> 00:04:28.102 This! 42 00:04:29.478 --> 00:04:31.563 What am I going to wear? I have nothing! 43 00:04:31.647 --> 00:04:33.399 Look at my closet. 44 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:37.403 Come on, baby. 45 00:04:37.486 --> 00:04:39.905 - Get me something cool, will you? - Yes. 46 00:04:39.989 --> 00:04:41.824 - Oh, and Lore... - Yes? 47 00:04:44.118 --> 00:04:46.370 - Don't let my nanny hear you... - Yes. 48 00:04:46.787 --> 00:04:48.914 ...but tell Enedina 49 00:04:48.998 --> 00:04:52.876 that my bathroom is not spotless. 50 00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:54.378 Say what? 51 00:04:54.503 --> 00:04:56.547 That's what she told me. 52 00:04:56.630 --> 00:04:59.633 I'm sick of her! 53 00:04:59.717 --> 00:05:02.803 Spoiled, unhappy girl. 54 00:05:02.886 --> 00:05:05.597 And she's getting worse every day. 55 00:05:15.566 --> 00:05:17.568 - Pass the ball! - Here! 56 00:05:20.612 --> 00:05:21.947 What the hell? 57 00:05:24.700 --> 00:05:25.909 Julio! 58 00:05:27.578 --> 00:05:28.954 Pass the ball! 59 00:05:31.957 --> 00:05:34.001 Mom, the eggs! 60 00:05:35.002 --> 00:05:36.712 Come on! Sit down! 61 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:43.677 Good morning, pumpkin. 62 00:05:44.386 --> 00:05:45.804 What a mess. 63 00:05:45.888 --> 00:05:47.473 Cleaning time! 64 00:05:52.478 --> 00:05:54.354 Did you burn them again? 65 00:05:55.022 --> 00:05:56.273 Damn. 66 00:05:57.024 --> 00:05:58.525 Start all over. 67 00:05:59.026 --> 00:06:00.778 Mom, cereal! 68 00:06:03.614 --> 00:06:06.158 Come on, Pau! Tell us what you'll wear! 69 00:06:06.241 --> 00:06:07.493 Yes! 70 00:06:07.576 --> 00:06:11.955 Oh, Ani, you'll be crazy jealous with that huge belly. 71 00:06:12.039 --> 00:06:14.666 I mean, getting pregnant is not chic. 72 00:06:14.750 --> 00:06:17.461 I mean, dude, you only say that 73 00:06:17.544 --> 00:06:20.714 because Antonio effing hates kids. 74 00:06:21.632 --> 00:06:23.467 No, make no mistake, honey. 75 00:06:23.550 --> 00:06:26.470 If I wanted to, we'd obviously have kids, 76 00:06:26.553 --> 00:06:28.263 but I don't want to. 77 00:06:28.347 --> 00:06:29.431 No doubt about it: 78 00:06:29.932 --> 00:06:32.392 I have the perfect life. 79 00:06:32.518 --> 00:06:34.645 Dude, perfect. 80 00:06:34.728 --> 00:06:36.897 But, I must confess... 81 00:06:37.356 --> 00:06:41.443 I do have butterflies in my stomach thinking of seeing Mau at the party! 82 00:06:48.826 --> 00:06:51.161 Jeez, Ms. Agripina! Where do you put your feet? 83 00:06:51.245 --> 00:06:52.746 Paulina! 84 00:06:53.789 --> 00:06:57.960 How dare you talk to her like that? She's one of our best clients! 85 00:06:58.043 --> 00:07:00.838 She brings her nails with fungus every day. 86 00:07:03.632 --> 00:07:06.885 If you keep on victimizing yourself, how will you become... 87 00:07:06.969 --> 00:07:09.012 a businesswoman? 88 00:07:09.096 --> 00:07:10.639 I will not. 89 00:07:10.722 --> 00:07:13.183 My dream of owning something like this is dead. 90 00:07:13.267 --> 00:07:14.977 I'm glad, it's for the better. 91 00:07:15.102 --> 00:07:17.729 Homie, look what we got! 92 00:07:17.813 --> 00:07:19.439 Hey, homie! 93 00:07:19.523 --> 00:07:22.234 Guicha, show some dignity. 94 00:07:22.651 --> 00:07:25.487 I am never going to hire you. 95 00:07:25.571 --> 00:07:27.990 You'll regret it, Blondie. But no. 96 00:07:28.073 --> 00:07:33.203 Today I'm here because there will be a 10-year class reunion! 97 00:07:33.620 --> 00:07:35.789 Only you graduated. 98 00:07:35.873 --> 00:07:37.875 You fell short for just a year. 99 00:07:37.958 --> 00:07:39.793 Let that go already! 100 00:07:39.877 --> 00:07:41.962 Blondie, tell her! 101 00:07:42.171 --> 00:07:44.006 What do you want me to tell her? 102 00:07:44.089 --> 00:07:46.008 That for being horny you ruined your life 103 00:07:46.091 --> 00:07:49.136 and now you have to do Mrs. Agripina's feet. 104 00:07:54.016 --> 00:07:55.309 So? 105 00:07:58.937 --> 00:08:00.647 Come on! 106 00:08:00.731 --> 00:08:02.065 Yes? 107 00:08:03.984 --> 00:08:06.069 Don't know, let me work! 108 00:08:07.571 --> 00:08:09.573 BLONDIE MANICURE 109 00:08:18.123 --> 00:08:20.042 Thank you. Chin up, please. 110 00:08:21.960 --> 00:08:24.046 Re! Come. 111 00:08:24.129 --> 00:08:25.589 - Let's go. - You look gorgeous. 112 00:08:25.672 --> 00:08:26.715 You too! 113 00:08:27.424 --> 00:08:29.343 - Iñaki. - Hey. 114 00:08:29.426 --> 00:08:32.054 So glad to see you. 115 00:08:32.137 --> 00:08:33.764 Come on in. 116 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:40.103 - Come. - Hey! 117 00:08:44.524 --> 00:08:47.152 Tony. 118 00:08:50.656 --> 00:08:53.951 Welcome, and thank you for being here. 119 00:08:54.284 --> 00:08:58.288 Thank you to my mother-in-law for this lovely engagement party. 120 00:08:59.456 --> 00:09:03.252 And, well, the wedding is getting close. 121 00:09:03.627 --> 00:09:05.087 And... nothing. 122 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:07.047 Babe. 123 00:09:08.131 --> 00:09:09.466 Thank you, love. 124 00:09:09.549 --> 00:09:12.678 And I'm going to be the world's 125 00:09:12.761 --> 00:09:15.180 #happiest girl! 126 00:09:17.015 --> 00:09:18.350 Bravo! 127 00:09:18.433 --> 00:09:20.185 Let's hear it for the bride and groom! 128 00:09:20.269 --> 00:09:22.521 - Thanks. - Tony! 129 00:09:29.152 --> 00:09:30.362 Tony. 130 00:09:31.029 --> 00:09:33.448 What are you doing? It's our engagement party. 131 00:09:33.991 --> 00:09:35.701 Damn it, this is globally boring. 132 00:09:35.784 --> 00:09:37.911 And these are your guests, okay? 133 00:09:37.995 --> 00:09:42.833 Tony, don't take me for granted. One day, I may be the one leaving. 134 00:09:44.167 --> 00:09:46.044 And where would you go? 135 00:09:46.128 --> 00:09:48.255 You'd die if you didn't have all of this. 136 00:09:48.338 --> 00:09:50.674 María Paula, there you are! 137 00:09:50.757 --> 00:09:53.760 Victoire wants to talk to you. 138 00:09:53.844 --> 00:09:56.013 How dare you talk to Tony like that? 139 00:09:56.763 --> 00:09:58.056 Our rescuer. 140 00:09:58.223 --> 00:10:01.143 Are you not getting that your dad left us penniless? 141 00:10:01.226 --> 00:10:03.770 Come on, Mom, don't be so dramatic, he didn't leave us penniless. 142 00:10:03.854 --> 00:10:07.065 He didn't? What about the plane? The house in Vail? 143 00:10:07.149 --> 00:10:08.775 The apartment in New York? 144 00:10:09.568 --> 00:10:12.029 Come on, let him be. 145 00:10:12.112 --> 00:10:15.574 Come. Let's be the hostesses our guests deserve. 146 00:10:16.199 --> 00:10:17.492 Here. 147 00:10:33.342 --> 00:10:34.509 Pumpkin! 148 00:10:34.593 --> 00:10:36.511 You look gorgeous! 149 00:10:39.097 --> 00:10:41.350 Hey, it's been years since we last went 150 00:10:41.433 --> 00:10:43.852 to that motel where you scream my name. 151 00:10:43.977 --> 00:10:45.354 Piss off, José. 152 00:10:45.437 --> 00:10:46.772 Oh, come on! 153 00:10:47.064 --> 00:10:49.274 We need to be alone. 154 00:10:49.358 --> 00:10:50.692 We're broke, man! 155 00:10:51.651 --> 00:10:53.403 You just don't get it, do you? 156 00:10:53.487 --> 00:10:54.821 I'll be damned. 157 00:10:54.905 --> 00:10:56.073 You know what? 158 00:10:56.698 --> 00:11:00.077 Tell your posh friends to buy you a new temper! 159 00:11:00.160 --> 00:11:01.411 Yeah. 160 00:11:02.204 --> 00:11:04.289 And they'll only remind me of what I could have been 161 00:11:04.373 --> 00:11:05.916 and how unlucky we are. 162 00:11:07.209 --> 00:11:08.377 Damn. 163 00:11:08.502 --> 00:11:11.630 All I hear is insults. Goddamn women. 164 00:11:16.051 --> 00:11:17.302 Nanny. 165 00:11:17.761 --> 00:11:20.472 You don't look so good lately. 166 00:11:20.764 --> 00:11:23.975 I'll move you to the guest room so I can be close to you. 167 00:11:24.059 --> 00:11:26.103 No, I'm good here. 168 00:11:30.232 --> 00:11:31.691 What is it? 169 00:11:31.775 --> 00:11:32.984 What's wrong? 170 00:11:33.735 --> 00:11:35.404 Nothing. Why? 171 00:11:42.536 --> 00:11:44.037 What is this? 172 00:11:44.454 --> 00:11:46.832 For you to remember me, always. 173 00:11:47.958 --> 00:11:49.418 It's kind of weird. 174 00:11:49.501 --> 00:11:51.044 But gorg. 175 00:11:51.753 --> 00:11:53.463 I will keep it forever. 176 00:11:53.630 --> 00:11:54.798 Thank you. 177 00:12:04.141 --> 00:12:06.935 I'm leaving because I need to get ready. 178 00:12:07.561 --> 00:12:08.854 But I love you. 179 00:12:23.535 --> 00:12:24.870 Let's go! 180 00:12:37.549 --> 00:12:39.885 And you didn't want to come! 181 00:13:12.751 --> 00:13:14.461 There's Mau! Be discreet! 182 00:13:25.138 --> 00:13:26.473 I mean... 183 00:13:26.556 --> 00:13:28.934 aren't you going to kiss me? 184 00:13:36.066 --> 00:13:38.026 - Hey! - Hey, Mau! 185 00:13:59.756 --> 00:14:04.010 Remember when we used to say we were going to save the world? 186 00:14:06.221 --> 00:14:07.556 Come. 187 00:14:07.931 --> 00:14:09.057 - Come. - What? 188 00:14:09.140 --> 00:14:10.475 Come! 189 00:14:19.901 --> 00:14:21.653 Be honest. 190 00:14:23.154 --> 00:14:24.864 Are you crazy for him? 191 00:14:27.075 --> 00:14:29.286 What kind of question is that? 192 00:14:29.744 --> 00:14:31.871 Please tell me you are. 193 00:14:34.332 --> 00:14:37.752 And erase this that I haven't stopped feeling for you. 194 00:14:39.754 --> 00:14:41.089 Do you remember? 195 00:14:41.798 --> 00:14:43.466 You and I, always. 196 00:14:49.973 --> 00:14:51.182 I can't. 197 00:14:54.811 --> 00:14:56.062 I have to go. 198 00:15:14.372 --> 00:15:16.374 Did you see my break dance? 199 00:15:18.627 --> 00:15:21.546 Come on! Take it out! 200 00:15:23.506 --> 00:15:26.509 I'll be goddamned! 201 00:15:26.760 --> 00:15:30.764 I love our little bathroom meetings! 202 00:15:30.847 --> 00:15:33.642 You're not going to smoke that in here, are you? 203 00:15:33.725 --> 00:15:35.435 What? Why not? 204 00:15:35.518 --> 00:15:37.771 This is not your bathroom. Hey! 205 00:15:37.854 --> 00:15:40.023 - Easy, cheesy. - Excuse me? 206 00:15:40.106 --> 00:15:42.108 - What's wrong with her? - What do you mean? 207 00:15:42.192 --> 00:15:43.485 Look! 208 00:15:43.568 --> 00:15:45.945 She's in desperate need of a good lay. 209 00:15:46.237 --> 00:15:47.530 Oh, honey. 210 00:15:47.614 --> 00:15:50.825 You know what? Beat it, go with your love children! 211 00:15:51.076 --> 00:15:53.912 I've heard you'd die for one yourself. 212 00:15:54.037 --> 00:15:56.623 Don't talk to me like that, you illiterate! 213 00:15:58.708 --> 00:16:00.126 I'll talk to you as I please. 214 00:16:00.293 --> 00:16:01.461 And I'm smarter than you. 215 00:16:03.713 --> 00:16:04.839 What? 216 00:16:05.507 --> 00:16:07.759 Knock her teeth off! Come on! 217 00:16:08.385 --> 00:16:11.221 - Hit her hard! - Félix! 218 00:16:11.304 --> 00:16:13.682 Kick her in the nuts! 219 00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:15.767 Hit her! 220 00:16:20.355 --> 00:16:21.981 My hair, you moron! 221 00:16:37.622 --> 00:16:39.082 Let go of her! 222 00:16:39.207 --> 00:16:42.085 Félix, take a good look at her. 223 00:16:42.168 --> 00:16:44.295 Don't ever let her near me! 224 00:16:44.379 --> 00:16:46.548 You wish, Gucci girl! 225 00:16:46.631 --> 00:16:48.049 Right, homie? 226 00:18:05.335 --> 00:18:06.419 What's wrong? 227 00:18:09.714 --> 00:18:11.591 You're on a very bad trip! 228 00:18:13.718 --> 00:18:16.346 Get over here, pumpkin, I'll help you with that hangover. 229 00:18:23.603 --> 00:18:24.896 Pumpkin? 230 00:18:27.232 --> 00:18:28.691 What's going on? 231 00:18:33.738 --> 00:18:34.989 Paulina! 232 00:18:48.753 --> 00:18:50.171 Miss... 233 00:18:51.923 --> 00:18:53.299 ...Paula. 234 00:19:01.224 --> 00:19:03.017 What the hell? 235 00:19:13.695 --> 00:19:15.572 I don't know what I'm doing here. 236 00:19:16.990 --> 00:19:20.326 I'll get your hangover pill, miss... 237 00:19:20.577 --> 00:19:21.953 Paula. 238 00:19:22.453 --> 00:19:23.496 Paula? 239 00:19:53.693 --> 00:19:54.569 Paula? 240 00:19:54.819 --> 00:19:56.821 No, come on, no. 241 00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:59.866 No, okay, this is a nightmare! 242 00:19:59.949 --> 00:20:01.743 A nightmare! I'm obviously dreaming! 243 00:20:01.826 --> 00:20:02.869 I'm dreaming! 244 00:20:03.870 --> 00:20:04.954 Oh, no. 245 00:20:05.330 --> 00:20:06.748 No fucking way. 246 00:20:08.708 --> 00:20:10.460 No fucking way! 247 00:20:12.462 --> 00:20:13.796 Miss... 248 00:20:14.547 --> 00:20:15.965 Paula... 249 00:20:19.260 --> 00:20:23.139 I'm Paula Mendoza from head to toe! 250 00:20:24.891 --> 00:20:26.059 Ain't I? 251 00:20:27.018 --> 00:20:30.521 I think I'll go get you something stronger. 252 00:20:31.898 --> 00:20:34.192 Oh, God, I'm dying! 253 00:20:34.275 --> 00:20:35.401 Oh, God! 254 00:20:36.069 --> 00:20:37.278 Who's hungover? 255 00:20:40.365 --> 00:20:43.284 Did you drink champagne and got wound up? 256 00:20:44.202 --> 00:20:46.162 I'll help you in the kitchen. 257 00:20:54.420 --> 00:20:56.255 How do you turn this thing on? 258 00:21:17.860 --> 00:21:18.987 No. 259 00:21:19.570 --> 00:21:20.947 No, this... 260 00:21:26.202 --> 00:21:27.412 Hello! 261 00:21:28.204 --> 00:21:29.455 Oh, God. 262 00:21:29.539 --> 00:21:31.624 No way! 263 00:21:37.046 --> 00:21:38.423 Pumpkin! 264 00:21:46.931 --> 00:21:48.975 If I am here... 265 00:21:51.853 --> 00:21:54.564 then Paula is... 266 00:21:55.565 --> 00:21:57.608 in my body? 267 00:21:58.609 --> 00:21:59.819 Paulina! 268 00:22:00.653 --> 00:22:01.863 In my life? 269 00:22:13.291 --> 00:22:15.376 Hell, yes! 270 00:22:20.840 --> 00:22:21.966 What is it? 271 00:22:23.968 --> 00:22:25.678 Mom, you look awful! 272 00:22:28.723 --> 00:22:30.433 - Lady! - What did you do? 273 00:22:30.516 --> 00:22:32.018 Nothing. 274 00:22:33.144 --> 00:22:34.562 - Nothing? - Nothing. 275 00:22:34.812 --> 00:22:36.189 Pick that up! 276 00:22:39.525 --> 00:22:42.153 - Pumpkin? - Mom? 277 00:22:48.910 --> 00:22:50.620 Yes! Yes! 278 00:22:53.831 --> 00:22:55.083 Hell, yeah. 279 00:22:56.375 --> 00:22:57.585 Right on. 280 00:22:58.377 --> 00:22:59.962 This is karma. 281 00:23:00.546 --> 00:23:02.048 And I'm staying here. 282 00:23:03.674 --> 00:23:05.551 For the time this thing lasts. 283 00:23:07.220 --> 00:23:08.429 No, wait. 284 00:23:08.513 --> 00:23:09.931 What about the twins? 285 00:23:13.101 --> 00:23:15.770 José will have to take care of them for once. 286 00:23:24.195 --> 00:23:25.488 Hermes? 287 00:23:45.675 --> 00:23:47.844 - Miss Paula... - What the hell? 288 00:23:47.927 --> 00:23:49.220 Don't you knock? 289 00:23:49.887 --> 00:23:52.265 I brought your mom's drops. 290 00:23:54.642 --> 00:23:56.978 Do you want me to read today's agenda? 291 00:23:58.062 --> 00:23:59.105 Sure. 292 00:24:01.482 --> 00:24:02.733 First... 293 00:24:03.192 --> 00:24:05.361 Fit Box, then... 294 00:24:05.695 --> 00:24:08.239 Hangover Friday Brunch with your friends. 295 00:24:08.322 --> 00:24:12.201 Then, trial wedding dinner with your fiancé, 296 00:24:12.285 --> 00:24:14.245 master Antonio. 297 00:24:14.328 --> 00:24:15.413 Nope. 298 00:24:15.788 --> 00:24:16.831 I mean... 299 00:24:17.290 --> 00:24:18.332 No. 300 00:24:19.041 --> 00:24:21.252 You know what? You... 301 00:24:21.878 --> 00:24:23.546 - You... - Lorena. 302 00:24:23.629 --> 00:24:25.089 - That's right! - "Baby." 303 00:24:25.506 --> 00:24:26.841 That's right. 304 00:24:26.924 --> 00:24:29.177 Cancel everything. 305 00:24:29.260 --> 00:24:30.595 - Everything? - Everything! 306 00:24:30.678 --> 00:24:32.555 I mean... 307 00:24:32.889 --> 00:24:35.808 - And what are we going to do? - I mean... 308 00:24:39.937 --> 00:24:40.938 I'm... 309 00:24:41.022 --> 00:24:42.607 miss... 310 00:24:42.982 --> 00:24:44.400 Paula... 311 00:24:44.859 --> 00:24:46.402 Mendoza. 312 00:24:52.783 --> 00:24:53.993 FACE RECOGNITION 313 00:24:54.076 --> 00:24:55.411 Of course! 314 00:24:55.494 --> 00:24:59.332 GIRL, WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? HANGOVER FRIDAY BRUNCH! 315 00:25:12.595 --> 00:25:13.638 BABE... 316 00:25:13.721 --> 00:25:15.973 That slut... 317 00:25:21.604 --> 00:25:24.857 BABE, I NEEDED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 318 00:25:24.941 --> 00:25:27.401 WE'RE CONNECTED. WE FELT IT YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 319 00:25:27.485 --> 00:25:30.196 LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. YOU AND I, ALWAYS. 320 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:31.489 No way! 321 00:25:32.031 --> 00:25:35.576 PAU WRITING... 322 00:25:36.911 --> 00:25:41.582 - I'm miss Paula Mendoza! - She's a stranger. 323 00:25:41.666 --> 00:25:45.127 I'm not a stranger! I mean, don't you get it? 324 00:25:45.211 --> 00:25:47.046 Camerino, open the door! 325 00:25:47.838 --> 00:25:49.298 What's going on here? 326 00:25:49.382 --> 00:25:50.675 Félix! What a relief! 327 00:25:50.758 --> 00:25:53.010 - Let me explain. - You can't get near miss Paula. 328 00:25:53.094 --> 00:25:55.846 What's wrong with you? I'm miss Paula! 329 00:25:55.930 --> 00:25:58.808 - Let go of me! - I said I didn't want to see her! 330 00:26:00.685 --> 00:26:02.979 Fucking witch! What did you do to me? 331 00:26:03.062 --> 00:26:06.983 Just so you can have some fun with my love children. 332 00:26:07.066 --> 00:26:09.443 OMG, I hate you! 333 00:26:09.527 --> 00:26:12.446 Félix, please listen to her! I don't talk like that! 334 00:26:12.530 --> 00:26:14.865 You have three seconds to leave my body! 335 00:26:16.409 --> 00:26:17.576 Mom! 336 00:26:19.412 --> 00:26:22.039 Mom, it's me! Paula! 337 00:26:22.123 --> 00:26:23.541 - Who's this lunatic? - Help, Mom! 338 00:26:23.624 --> 00:26:26.544 - Vladimir, go! Crazy! - Mom, it's Paula! 339 00:26:26.669 --> 00:26:28.629 - Mom! - Go, Vladimir! 340 00:26:28.713 --> 00:26:30.047 A lunatic! 341 00:26:30.131 --> 00:26:31.257 "Mom"? 342 00:26:32.216 --> 00:26:34.051 No! Not a taxi! 343 00:26:34.176 --> 00:26:35.344 I'd rather die! 344 00:26:35.428 --> 00:26:37.013 No! No! 345 00:26:37.096 --> 00:26:39.390 You are all going to regret this! 346 00:26:39.473 --> 00:26:41.559 Worst timing for your little joke! 347 00:26:41.642 --> 00:26:43.686 I'm getting married, don't you get it? 348 00:26:43.769 --> 00:26:46.147 No, Félix, please! Please, Félix! 349 00:26:48.733 --> 00:26:50.693 Pau... lina! 350 00:26:52.069 --> 00:26:54.363 Ok, so you can stop moping! 351 00:26:54.488 --> 00:26:56.991 Find La Prieta, she's from your neighborhood. 352 00:26:57.074 --> 00:27:00.244 - She'll know what to do. - You're not the boss of me! 353 00:27:00.328 --> 00:27:01.454 Find her yourself! 354 00:27:01.537 --> 00:27:03.331 Then don't! 355 00:27:03.414 --> 00:27:05.249 I'm happy to stay here! 356 00:27:05.374 --> 00:27:07.585 Good luck with my three men! 357 00:27:08.210 --> 00:27:09.545 No, wait! 358 00:27:09.670 --> 00:27:11.047 Paulina! 359 00:27:11.130 --> 00:27:12.840 Where am I going? 360 00:27:14.717 --> 00:27:16.427 What the hell! 361 00:27:16.552 --> 00:27:17.762 Baby! 362 00:27:18.721 --> 00:27:20.639 Is this how it's going to work? 363 00:27:20.723 --> 00:27:23.392 Relax, girl, the rain is over. 364 00:27:23.476 --> 00:27:25.728 Now the sun will come. 365 00:27:26.312 --> 00:27:28.939 What did you do for them to treat you like that? 366 00:27:29.023 --> 00:27:31.108 It's none of your business! Just drive! 367 00:27:32.443 --> 00:27:35.112 - I don't know where we're going. - We're... 368 00:27:37.365 --> 00:27:39.533 Grupo Vela! Turn Waze on. 369 00:27:39.950 --> 00:27:42.286 Come on, girl, please! 370 00:27:42.370 --> 00:27:44.163 Look at my cell phone. 371 00:27:44.246 --> 00:27:46.707 - I don't have Waze. - Are you kidding me? 372 00:27:46.791 --> 00:27:48.834 But I'm better than Waze! 373 00:27:48.918 --> 00:27:51.212 Just tell me where to go. 374 00:27:51.295 --> 00:27:53.339 Polanco, obviously! The street is... 375 00:27:57.301 --> 00:27:58.844 What's the name of the street? 376 00:27:58.928 --> 00:28:01.597 Relax, girl, I'll take you to the end of the world. 377 00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:04.141 Don't touch me! Don't even look at me! 378 00:28:04.892 --> 00:28:06.018 Gross! 379 00:28:07.686 --> 00:28:09.480 Okay, you've crossed the line! 380 00:28:09.563 --> 00:28:11.649 And I'm not picky. Out. 381 00:28:11.732 --> 00:28:13.609 Get out! Beat it! 382 00:28:13.692 --> 00:28:16.904 Come on! Let someone else put up with you! 383 00:28:17.988 --> 00:28:20.116 You're getting zero stars! 384 00:28:20.241 --> 00:28:23.452 And she's also an idiot! This is not an Uber! 385 00:28:23.536 --> 00:28:25.329 Fool! 386 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.419 Oh, God! 387 00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:33.462 What am I going to do now? 388 00:28:36.340 --> 00:28:38.259 It's Hangover Friday Brunch! 389 00:28:52.898 --> 00:28:55.818 Now this is a decent breakfast! 390 00:28:57.736 --> 00:28:59.113 Now what? 391 00:28:59.488 --> 00:29:01.031 Do you want some? 392 00:29:01.115 --> 00:29:02.283 Get a plate! 393 00:29:07.538 --> 00:29:08.456 30 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING 394 00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:10.541 What do you think happened between Pau and Mau? 395 00:29:10.624 --> 00:29:12.293 They obviously hooked up! 396 00:29:12.376 --> 00:29:14.545 That's why that bitch isn't answering. 397 00:29:14.628 --> 00:29:16.922 Dude! If Pau picks Mau, 398 00:29:17.006 --> 00:29:18.257 I want Antonio. 399 00:29:18.340 --> 00:29:19.633 No way! 400 00:29:19.717 --> 00:29:23.846 I practiced my famous nut rub on him, and he loved it! 401 00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.806 You bitch! 402 00:29:25.973 --> 00:29:29.310 Excuse me? I'll pretend I didn't just hear that 403 00:29:29.393 --> 00:29:31.479 because this is some serious shit. 404 00:29:34.315 --> 00:29:36.358 - What is this? - No idea. 405 00:29:39.028 --> 00:29:40.571 I really needed that. 406 00:29:41.071 --> 00:29:43.491 Oh, God! You too? 407 00:29:43.574 --> 00:29:45.868 Girls, please don't look at me like that. 408 00:29:45.951 --> 00:29:48.829 I know I look like that trash Paulina, but no. 409 00:29:49.788 --> 00:29:50.915 Paula. 410 00:29:50.998 --> 00:29:52.583 I can't believe it! 411 00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:55.669 - Are you kidding? - Hilarious! 412 00:29:55.836 --> 00:29:57.630 And wearing yesterday's dress. 413 00:29:57.713 --> 00:29:59.798 - Get up and leave. - Beat it! 414 00:29:59.882 --> 00:30:02.927 No, I'm serious, girls! You have to believe me! 415 00:30:03.052 --> 00:30:05.971 Paulina is a witch! She did this to me! 416 00:30:06.055 --> 00:30:09.225 You mean you...? So sweet, let me record this. 417 00:30:09.308 --> 00:30:11.477 Hey! Don't do that! 418 00:30:11.560 --> 00:30:13.812 I mean it! I'm panicking! 419 00:30:13.896 --> 00:30:16.524 I have nowhere to go, no credit cards, nothing! 420 00:30:16.607 --> 00:30:18.984 Paulina is in my house, with my body, with my baby Lore. 421 00:30:19.068 --> 00:30:20.861 I'm not kidding! I'm serious! 422 00:30:20.945 --> 00:30:22.029 What's wrong with you? 423 00:30:22.112 --> 00:30:25.449 Don't touch me! What do you want me to tell you? Anything! 424 00:30:25.533 --> 00:30:28.452 Andy, who waxed your first mustache? 425 00:30:28.536 --> 00:30:29.662 I did! 426 00:30:30.204 --> 00:30:32.164 And Re, I'm sorry, but for your birthday 427 00:30:32.248 --> 00:30:34.250 I taught you the secrets for your famous nut rub! 428 00:30:34.333 --> 00:30:35.459 I did! 429 00:30:35.543 --> 00:30:37.878 - You know what? Get her out ASAP! - No! 430 00:30:37.962 --> 00:30:39.838 This is so embarrassing! 431 00:30:39.964 --> 00:30:43.050 Girls, come on! You know it's me! Paula Mendoza! 432 00:30:43.133 --> 00:30:45.344 - What the fuck? - Don't know, dude. 433 00:30:45.427 --> 00:30:47.304 Get her away and don't let her back! 434 00:30:47.388 --> 00:30:49.098 I really need a bodyguard! 435 00:30:49.223 --> 00:30:51.559 You're Juanito! I come here every Friday! 436 00:30:51.642 --> 00:30:53.602 It's me! You're getting fired! 437 00:30:53.686 --> 00:30:55.646 You're going to regret this! 438 00:31:10.202 --> 00:31:12.997 What's wrong with you? 439 00:31:18.127 --> 00:31:21.463 Is this a bus stop? Will the bus stop here? 440 00:31:21.547 --> 00:31:22.673 Okay. 441 00:31:22.756 --> 00:31:24.550 - Get in line! - In line! 442 00:31:24.633 --> 00:31:25.884 Please! 443 00:31:26.802 --> 00:31:28.429 I don't have an umbrella! 444 00:31:28.512 --> 00:31:29.847 I'm soaked! 445 00:31:29.930 --> 00:31:33.684 - Please! Please help me! - No! Get in line! 446 00:31:33.767 --> 00:31:35.019 Get in line! 447 00:31:36.854 --> 00:31:37.980 Please! 448 00:31:38.814 --> 00:31:41.900 Oh, God! I can't...! What is this? 449 00:31:44.778 --> 00:31:47.281 - Hey! Get in line! - Get in line! 450 00:31:47.364 --> 00:31:49.742 Get in line, you moron! 451 00:32:03.130 --> 00:32:04.923 Hey, that leg is mine! 452 00:32:05.007 --> 00:32:07.301 Oh, please, you're not that hot. 453 00:32:07.384 --> 00:32:09.428 Come on, surely hotter than you. 454 00:32:10.721 --> 00:32:13.515 - She's with me. - I'm not! What's wrong with you? 455 00:32:13.641 --> 00:32:14.933 He's my uncle, you moron! 456 00:32:15.017 --> 00:32:16.226 - Really? - Really. 457 00:32:16.560 --> 00:32:19.188 And you know what? Get off the bus before I kick your ass! 458 00:32:19.772 --> 00:32:22.483 - Catfight! - Catfight! 459 00:32:27.446 --> 00:32:28.781 Easy now! 460 00:32:28.864 --> 00:32:31.033 Oh, yes, please! I'm being bullied! 461 00:32:32.201 --> 00:32:34.995 - Catfight! - Catfight! 462 00:32:38.499 --> 00:32:40.334 I'm out of here! 463 00:32:40.417 --> 00:32:43.337 This is horrible! You're horrible people! 464 00:32:43.629 --> 00:32:45.005 Bye bye, princess! 465 00:32:45.214 --> 00:32:46.674 Where am I, sir? 466 00:32:46.757 --> 00:32:48.967 The little princess left! 467 00:32:51.011 --> 00:32:52.262 Hey, you! 468 00:32:52.346 --> 00:32:54.181 What's wrong with you? 469 00:32:55.766 --> 00:32:56.934 Fuck you! 470 00:32:58.727 --> 00:32:59.978 Okay... 471 00:33:14.201 --> 00:33:15.661 Oh, no! 472 00:33:29.675 --> 00:33:30.926 Thank God! 473 00:33:35.097 --> 00:33:36.849 Hey! Excuse me. 474 00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:39.560 La Morena? 475 00:33:39.643 --> 00:33:41.186 I don't know, miss. 476 00:33:41.270 --> 00:33:43.647 Hey! La Morena? 477 00:33:43.731 --> 00:33:44.732 No idea. 478 00:33:44.815 --> 00:33:46.066 Morena? 479 00:33:46.191 --> 00:33:47.651 I'm sorry. 480 00:33:47.776 --> 00:33:49.236 Sweet buns. 481 00:33:52.448 --> 00:33:53.782 You're looking for La Prieta, aren't you? 482 00:33:53.949 --> 00:33:56.034 Yes! La Prieta! Right! 483 00:33:56.118 --> 00:33:59.079 - Do you know her? - Do I know her? I sure do. 484 00:33:59.455 --> 00:34:00.831 Jeez! 485 00:34:01.081 --> 00:34:02.833 Such a relief! You're my hero! 486 00:34:03.333 --> 00:34:05.252 Please, tell me, where can I find her? 487 00:34:05.711 --> 00:34:07.546 An exchange would be in order. 488 00:34:07.629 --> 00:34:09.715 No, I have no change! 489 00:34:09.965 --> 00:34:12.885 I mean... look at this! This is all I have! 490 00:34:13.177 --> 00:34:16.180 - Not even enough for the arcade. - Please! I'm desperate! 491 00:34:16.263 --> 00:34:17.514 Hey, wait! 492 00:34:17.765 --> 00:34:19.516 You said exchange. 493 00:34:21.226 --> 00:34:22.936 In exchange for what? 494 00:34:26.106 --> 00:34:27.441 Here? Really? 495 00:34:27.524 --> 00:34:28.859 Sure. 496 00:34:29.693 --> 00:34:31.945 But somebody might see us. 497 00:34:32.029 --> 00:34:34.072 That's not a problem, sexy. 498 00:34:34.156 --> 00:34:36.158 I'll keep you covered, sweet buns. 499 00:34:36.992 --> 00:34:38.577 You're kidding me, right? 500 00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:40.788 Just relax... 501 00:34:40.871 --> 00:34:41.997 Oh, shut up! 502 00:34:42.080 --> 00:34:44.666 Fine! Just a peek, okay? 503 00:34:46.585 --> 00:34:49.129 - So pretty! - Enough! 504 00:34:50.839 --> 00:34:53.217 Okay, now, tell me, where's La Prieta? 505 00:34:55.385 --> 00:34:56.887 LA PRIETA 506 00:35:10.359 --> 00:35:11.360 Welcome. 507 00:35:11.443 --> 00:35:13.070 Please, come in. 508 00:35:13.153 --> 00:35:14.488 Take a seat. 509 00:35:49.106 --> 00:35:52.067 PAULA I LOVE YOU 510 00:36:00.117 --> 00:36:02.452 María Paula Mendoza! 511 00:36:03.704 --> 00:36:05.205 What are you doing? 512 00:36:08.500 --> 00:36:11.920 Your bodyguards told me you've been here all day. Why? 513 00:36:15.883 --> 00:36:17.718 Speak properly! 514 00:36:18.051 --> 00:36:20.470 As socialités and influencers, 515 00:36:20.554 --> 00:36:23.181 we must look busy all day, okay? 516 00:36:23.265 --> 00:36:27.394 I'm finally leaving for my spiritual retreat tomorrow, I need it so bad. 517 00:36:27.477 --> 00:36:30.147 I don't want any trouble while I'm away, okay? 518 00:36:31.398 --> 00:36:32.399 Well! 519 00:36:42.701 --> 00:36:44.328 Sweet buns. 520 00:36:56.381 --> 00:36:59.051 Pretty, delicious lady! 521 00:37:00.552 --> 00:37:02.012 Take a seat here. 522 00:37:19.613 --> 00:37:21.281 Holy crap! You scared me. 523 00:37:21.990 --> 00:37:23.450 Holy crap! 524 00:37:23.533 --> 00:37:24.952 Nice to meet you... 525 00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:26.703 Prieta. 526 00:37:26.787 --> 00:37:28.664 That's your name, isn't it? 527 00:37:31.124 --> 00:37:32.167 Oh, God. 528 00:37:33.919 --> 00:37:35.587 Okay, let me explain. 529 00:37:35.671 --> 00:37:37.965 The thing is I'm here because 530 00:37:38.048 --> 00:37:41.426 I have no idea how, but today I woke up in this body. 531 00:37:41.551 --> 00:37:43.929 I mean, I am me inside, but not outside, obviously. 532 00:37:44.012 --> 00:37:49.226 So, what I want is for you to put me back in my body right now. 533 00:37:57.734 --> 00:37:59.653 You heard me, right? 534 00:38:00.445 --> 00:38:01.780 I did. 535 00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:04.825 And that's some tough shit. 536 00:38:04.908 --> 00:38:09.204 Because this spell was cast specially for you. 537 00:38:10.205 --> 00:38:13.667 And you have to learn from this shit and work hard. 538 00:38:14.042 --> 00:38:15.544 No! What? 539 00:38:15.627 --> 00:38:18.088 I'm sure you can do something! Anything! 540 00:38:18.338 --> 00:38:22.175 I'm marrying Mexico's fifth richest man in a month! 541 00:38:22.551 --> 00:38:25.679 Please, I'll pay you! You can have a huge makeover! 542 00:38:25.804 --> 00:38:28.140 Because, I mean, have you seen yourself? 543 00:38:38.900 --> 00:38:42.279 The underworld tells me: "Beware!" 544 00:38:42.487 --> 00:38:46.658 If you don't learn before the next moon cycle, 545 00:38:46.825 --> 00:38:49.161 nothing will change you back, 546 00:38:49.244 --> 00:38:51.747 not even all the money in the world, 547 00:38:51.830 --> 00:38:54.041 and you're going to stay like this... 548 00:38:54.708 --> 00:38:56.835 ...forever. 549 00:39:06.720 --> 00:39:08.180 I'll be damned! 550 00:39:14.352 --> 00:39:15.771 Paulina! 551 00:39:16.271 --> 00:39:18.065 Where the hell have you been? 552 00:39:18.482 --> 00:39:20.525 I was really worried about you. 553 00:39:20.609 --> 00:39:24.321 If you don't learn before the next moon cycle, 554 00:39:24.404 --> 00:39:26.656 nothing will change you back. 555 00:39:28.158 --> 00:39:29.785 The thing is... 556 00:39:29.868 --> 00:39:31.953 And still wearing yesterday's clothes? 557 00:39:32.287 --> 00:39:34.456 What happened, pumpkin? 558 00:39:34.539 --> 00:39:36.333 I was really worried. 559 00:39:36.625 --> 00:39:38.085 No... nothing. 560 00:39:38.168 --> 00:39:39.377 Come on, let's go inside. 561 00:39:40.087 --> 00:39:42.172 No, I'm fine. 562 00:39:42.255 --> 00:39:43.715 Everything's fine. 563 00:39:43.799 --> 00:39:46.510 I just need to go to bed because I'm really tired... 564 00:39:46.593 --> 00:39:49.346 and I need to go to bed, but... 565 00:39:49.429 --> 00:39:51.640 I'll explain tomorrow, okay? 566 00:39:52.140 --> 00:39:53.183 Fine. 567 00:39:53.558 --> 00:39:54.559 Right... 568 00:40:03.110 --> 00:40:04.569 Pumpkin! 569 00:40:43.066 --> 00:40:45.068 Oh, no. 570 00:40:47.821 --> 00:40:50.824 - The little guy is up. - No! 571 00:40:51.867 --> 00:40:55.120 What's wrong? You never say no to the little guy in the morning. 572 00:40:55.245 --> 00:40:56.913 The thing is... 573 00:40:57.038 --> 00:40:58.874 I'm on my period, so... 574 00:40:59.624 --> 00:41:00.959 - Ew. - Ew? 575 00:41:01.126 --> 00:41:02.794 Since when are you so prudish? 576 00:41:05.922 --> 00:41:07.424 It's your turn to fix breakfast. 577 00:41:09.551 --> 00:41:11.261 And lunch for soccer practice! 578 00:41:11.344 --> 00:41:12.971 Lunch? 579 00:41:18.560 --> 00:41:21.396 No hair, such a ho. 580 00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:05.273 Miss Paula! 581 00:42:05.398 --> 00:42:07.067 Mr. Antonio's here! 582 00:42:07.150 --> 00:42:08.485 Lore! 583 00:42:08.818 --> 00:42:10.028 Baby! 584 00:42:11.613 --> 00:42:13.240 Lore! 585 00:42:15.325 --> 00:42:16.826 Good morning. 586 00:42:16.910 --> 00:42:19.204 - Where's Paula? - In her bedroom. 587 00:42:21.248 --> 00:42:22.290 Paula! 588 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:31.883 Paula? 589 00:42:37.555 --> 00:42:40.058 I'm sorry, I'm very ill. 590 00:42:40.141 --> 00:42:41.810 Are you kidding me? 591 00:42:41.893 --> 00:42:43.812 How can you cancel on me? 592 00:42:43.895 --> 00:42:46.398 You don't even answer the phone! 593 00:42:47.607 --> 00:42:49.317 I'll bring the bachelor party forward. 594 00:42:49.818 --> 00:42:50.986 Heck. Bye. 595 00:42:52.487 --> 00:42:53.613 Miss... 596 00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:55.740 Paula... 597 00:42:56.700 --> 00:42:57.867 Hey. 598 00:42:58.868 --> 00:43:00.161 Hello, mate! 599 00:43:00.245 --> 00:43:01.913 Are the gin tonics ready? 600 00:43:01.997 --> 00:43:05.250 I'll arrange the bird to take us to Ibiza tonight. 601 00:43:05.333 --> 00:43:07.836 Great, mate! We're gonna have so much fun! 602 00:43:39.284 --> 00:43:40.618 Oh, no. 603 00:43:53.298 --> 00:43:56.134 No! Don't play here! Go over there! 604 00:43:56.885 --> 00:43:59.888 Let me go! I'm sick of you! 605 00:44:01.598 --> 00:44:02.974 Mom, the stove! 606 00:44:04.142 --> 00:44:06.353 Oh, God! Help me! Do something! 607 00:44:17.655 --> 00:44:18.865 Oh, no! 608 00:44:19.949 --> 00:44:21.743 You're something, pumpkin! 609 00:44:21.826 --> 00:44:24.829 I almost got burned, and look what your children did to me! 610 00:44:24.913 --> 00:44:28.500 - What you taught them to do. - I almost die! Get it? 611 00:44:29.709 --> 00:44:30.919 "Get it"? 612 00:44:37.842 --> 00:44:40.011 Oh, God! This is disgusting! 613 00:44:42.180 --> 00:44:44.599 Hey, pumpkin... What's wrong with you? 614 00:44:45.183 --> 00:44:46.893 That's your hair! 615 00:44:46.976 --> 00:44:48.561 Don't! 616 00:44:48.686 --> 00:44:51.106 That'll teach you to clean your mess. 617 00:44:51.856 --> 00:44:54.109 - Back off! - I'm helping you! 618 00:45:26.349 --> 00:45:27.976 What's up? 619 00:45:35.442 --> 00:45:38.111 Show your teeth! 620 00:45:51.749 --> 00:45:54.043 You're everything but boring. 621 00:45:54.461 --> 00:45:56.421 What's this you're wearing? 622 00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:58.798 Your panties will show. 623 00:45:58.882 --> 00:46:00.300 What? Why? 624 00:46:00.383 --> 00:46:03.011 What do you mean? 'Cause of your work. 625 00:46:11.102 --> 00:46:13.855 Well, bye. This is me, right? 626 00:46:14.230 --> 00:46:17.400 - Bye! - Let's go! It's getting late! 627 00:46:17.609 --> 00:46:19.194 Love you, pumpkin! 628 00:46:22.572 --> 00:46:25.825 Look who's gracing us with her presence. 629 00:46:26.075 --> 00:46:29.120 - Excuse me? - Was it such a good party? 630 00:46:30.997 --> 00:46:32.832 Right. Yes, awesome. 631 00:46:34.167 --> 00:46:36.252 When I had wild sex nights, 632 00:46:36.336 --> 00:46:38.129 - back when I had teeth... - Please, don't. 633 00:46:38.213 --> 00:46:40.924 - ...I would perform "the bolt"... - No! Yuck! 634 00:46:41.007 --> 00:46:42.717 Stop it! Disgusting! 635 00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:44.344 Paulina! 636 00:46:44.928 --> 00:46:46.221 Your nails! 637 00:46:46.888 --> 00:46:48.890 What? What about my nails? 638 00:46:48.973 --> 00:46:53.394 Look, just because I'm becoming a Christian 639 00:46:53.478 --> 00:46:54.979 I won't fire you. 640 00:46:55.063 --> 00:46:57.106 You didn't come to work yesterday. 641 00:46:58.149 --> 00:46:59.317 Fine. 642 00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.111 I'll give you one chance. Get to work. 643 00:47:04.906 --> 00:47:07.742 - The thing is... - Come on. 644 00:47:11.871 --> 00:47:13.998 So, are you buying the product? 645 00:47:16.334 --> 00:47:18.795 I can give you a discount. 646 00:47:18.878 --> 00:47:21.172 Is your face burning? 647 00:47:22.924 --> 00:47:24.384 No. 648 00:47:24.467 --> 00:47:27.262 Mrs. Agripina's nails are waiting for you. 649 00:47:33.017 --> 00:47:34.727 No. You're so sweet. 650 00:47:34.811 --> 00:47:36.396 Doll, please! 651 00:47:36.479 --> 00:47:39.774 Do you really think I'll do that? I'd rather die! 652 00:47:42.193 --> 00:47:44.988 Look, dye is done. 653 00:47:45.113 --> 00:47:47.073 You, come here. 654 00:47:47.407 --> 00:47:50.827 Use tone 234 for the lady with the green face. 655 00:47:52.036 --> 00:47:54.998 I cant' stand this life! 656 00:48:07.969 --> 00:48:09.846 Goal! 657 00:48:09.929 --> 00:48:12.015 - Goal! - Yeah! 658 00:48:12.098 --> 00:48:14.517 Hell, yes! 659 00:48:15.852 --> 00:48:17.186 Good night. 660 00:48:17.312 --> 00:48:18.730 No! Pumpkin! 661 00:48:19.731 --> 00:48:22.650 No, really! Please! 662 00:48:31.868 --> 00:48:33.077 No, thanks! 663 00:48:33.161 --> 00:48:35.246 It's got hot sauce on it. Try it! 664 00:48:41.502 --> 00:48:43.212 - Dude! - I don't get it. 665 00:48:43.296 --> 00:48:45.340 Pau must be on drugs! 666 00:48:45.423 --> 00:48:48.551 After this, she can kiss her sponsors goodbye. 667 00:48:48.635 --> 00:48:50.428 She's not answering her phone! 668 00:49:03.650 --> 00:49:05.360 INCORRECT PASSWORD 669 00:49:07.028 --> 00:49:08.988 INCORRECT PASSWORD 670 00:49:31.052 --> 00:49:33.388 What? "Leopard print is in"? 671 00:49:36.182 --> 00:49:37.433 Oh, God, she...! 672 00:49:39.394 --> 00:49:42.689 This isn't funny! My cell phone is soaked! 673 00:49:42.772 --> 00:49:44.607 It's not funny at all! 674 00:49:44.691 --> 00:49:47.402 Why are you laughing! My cell phone is soaked! 675 00:49:47.485 --> 00:49:49.112 - That's not funny! - Yes, it is. 676 00:49:49.195 --> 00:49:51.531 - Hey, enough! - You shouldn't laugh! 677 00:49:51.614 --> 00:49:54.450 I'm fed up with you. Out! 678 00:49:55.326 --> 00:49:58.996 Are you firing me? I'm happy to get out of this place! 679 00:49:59.080 --> 00:50:00.665 Great, because ungrateful people are unlucky! 680 00:50:00.790 --> 00:50:04.085 15 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING 681 00:50:04.419 --> 00:50:06.921 It's horrible, people are horrible, 682 00:50:07.004 --> 00:50:08.548 things are horrible... 683 00:50:08.631 --> 00:50:10.800 How dare they? 684 00:50:12.218 --> 00:50:13.970 Hey! 685 00:50:14.345 --> 00:50:15.596 Oh, no! 686 00:50:18.891 --> 00:50:20.476 What's wrong, homie? 687 00:50:21.185 --> 00:50:24.063 What happened to you? Are you okay? 688 00:50:37.076 --> 00:50:39.620 Slow down, because now I see pulque 689 00:50:39.704 --> 00:50:42.749 makes you act like a snob. 690 00:50:44.250 --> 00:50:46.043 I have something to confess. 691 00:50:46.127 --> 00:50:48.129 Are you ready? I have something to confess. 692 00:50:48.212 --> 00:50:49.797 - Tell me, homie. - Dude! 693 00:50:49.881 --> 00:50:53.301 - What? - This isn't my body! 694 00:50:53.384 --> 00:50:56.053 This isn't mine, either. 695 00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:57.221 No, Guicha, I mean... 696 00:50:57.305 --> 00:50:59.432 I swear I'm doing my best, 697 00:50:59.515 --> 00:51:02.810 like that witch or that Negro woman told me... 698 00:51:02.894 --> 00:51:05.313 La Prieta. What did she tell you? 699 00:51:05.396 --> 00:51:08.608 She talked about the moon, about the underworld, 700 00:51:08.691 --> 00:51:10.443 No, dude, wait, that's nothing. 701 00:51:10.526 --> 00:51:14.280 I mean, I'm getting married really soon, Guicha! 702 00:51:14.614 --> 00:51:18.701 I mean my wedding with Mexico's fifth richest man 703 00:51:18.826 --> 00:51:20.995 is in two weeks, dude! 704 00:51:21.078 --> 00:51:23.498 - You're talking nonsense. - No, Guicha! 705 00:51:23.581 --> 00:51:28.377 You're already married to the man with the richest heart! 706 00:51:32.507 --> 00:51:35.676 - Damn you, Guicha! - I want to be like you! 707 00:51:37.053 --> 00:51:38.930 Check, please. 708 00:51:39.013 --> 00:51:40.723 'Cause we're drunk... 709 00:51:45.728 --> 00:51:46.896 What? 710 00:51:46.979 --> 00:51:48.981 You don't give a shit about me? 711 00:51:50.024 --> 00:51:52.693 I'm not in the mood for a lecture. 712 00:51:52.777 --> 00:51:53.986 I've been calling you. 713 00:51:54.779 --> 00:51:57.907 Yes, my shitty phone died. 714 00:51:58.991 --> 00:52:00.701 I got fired. 715 00:52:01.244 --> 00:52:03.579 I got bullied. 716 00:52:03.663 --> 00:52:06.040 I got mugged. 717 00:52:06.499 --> 00:52:09.252 I feel like shit! 718 00:52:10.753 --> 00:52:13.297 And a bitch... 719 00:52:13.965 --> 00:52:16.300 is ruining my life. 720 00:52:17.385 --> 00:52:19.804 Anything else... 721 00:52:21.180 --> 00:52:23.766 ...pumpkin? 722 00:52:26.310 --> 00:52:27.728 - Come here. - No! 723 00:52:27.812 --> 00:52:30.731 - Come here. - Leave me alone. No. 724 00:52:30.815 --> 00:52:33.901 Let me go. 725 00:52:34.026 --> 00:52:35.486 No, pumpkin. 726 00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:37.738 I will never let you go. 727 00:52:37.864 --> 00:52:39.574 It's my turn to pamper you. 728 00:52:39.740 --> 00:52:42.326 You've worked hard for us since you were 17. 729 00:52:47.123 --> 00:52:49.750 We made a pact a million years ago. 730 00:52:49.834 --> 00:52:52.295 I haven't given you the life that you dream of, 731 00:52:52.378 --> 00:52:55.256 but you're always in my heart, because I live for you. 732 00:52:57.466 --> 00:52:59.760 And I love you with all my might. 733 00:53:13.482 --> 00:53:15.192 I'll fix you some dinner. 734 00:53:17.236 --> 00:53:19.030 Yes, like that. Be careful. 735 00:53:20.865 --> 00:53:24.911 What do you want? Tamales? A quesadilla? 736 00:53:26.078 --> 00:53:27.496 No. 737 00:53:28.831 --> 00:53:31.000 Escargots. 738 00:53:31.542 --> 00:53:33.002 Es... What? 739 00:53:34.503 --> 00:53:36.464 Escargots! 740 00:53:37.131 --> 00:53:40.176 Well, I'll ask the neighbor, maybe she has some. 741 00:53:48.267 --> 00:53:51.062 Your favorite breakfast, Mom! 742 00:53:53.564 --> 00:53:54.941 We made it ourselves. 743 00:53:55.024 --> 00:53:56.233 Thank you. 744 00:53:56.776 --> 00:53:59.111 I had to ask the neighbor for longaniza and tortillas. 745 00:53:59.195 --> 00:54:01.656 You've got us starving, just fruit and water. 746 00:54:01.739 --> 00:54:03.699 Okay, boys, get your stuff. 747 00:54:04.200 --> 00:54:05.618 Bye, Mom. 748 00:54:05.868 --> 00:54:07.161 Get well soon. 749 00:54:07.244 --> 00:54:09.080 Get well, Mom. Love you. 750 00:54:10.706 --> 00:54:13.751 What did you tell them? That I was dying? 751 00:54:13.834 --> 00:54:16.128 You should've seen them the day you went missing. 752 00:54:16.253 --> 00:54:18.255 I told them that could happen again. 753 00:54:18.339 --> 00:54:20.216 If they weren't nice. 754 00:54:20.758 --> 00:54:24.887 And I told Blondie that you had the flu 755 00:54:25.554 --> 00:54:27.807 and she said that she'd give us one last chance. 756 00:54:29.850 --> 00:54:31.143 And... 757 00:54:31.978 --> 00:54:34.230 they called from the kids' school again. 758 00:54:34.814 --> 00:54:36.399 They're not doing well. 759 00:54:37.358 --> 00:54:39.819 Juli has no clue about the play 760 00:54:39.902 --> 00:54:41.821 and Juanito's notes are terrible. 761 00:54:42.446 --> 00:54:44.991 That if their grades don't improve, they'll be kicked out. 762 00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:03.551 Can you explain what's going on with you? 763 00:55:04.927 --> 00:55:06.262 Shoo! 764 00:55:07.972 --> 00:55:09.640 Look at you! 765 00:55:09.974 --> 00:55:11.517 And those pictures! 766 00:55:12.018 --> 00:55:14.020 You're trying to embarrass me, aren't you? 767 00:55:14.103 --> 00:55:15.271 What's wrong with you? 768 00:55:15.354 --> 00:55:17.732 Look, I don't know what drugs you're in, 769 00:55:18.065 --> 00:55:20.317 but this wasn't our deal. 770 00:55:20.401 --> 00:55:22.236 Erase all that nonsense 771 00:55:22.361 --> 00:55:24.697 and go back to the original wedding plan. 772 00:55:25.072 --> 00:55:29.118 And tomorrow, I need you to look bootylicious at 9 PM, 773 00:55:29.201 --> 00:55:30.911 to welcome the ambassador. 774 00:55:31.370 --> 00:55:32.371 Okay? 775 00:55:32.455 --> 00:55:33.706 Okay. 776 00:55:34.999 --> 00:55:36.000 Pau. 777 00:55:36.208 --> 00:55:39.462 Nine PM. Bootylicious. Sharp. Come on, baldy. 778 00:55:43.174 --> 00:55:44.550 What a jerk! 779 00:55:44.633 --> 00:55:46.260 The worst. 780 00:55:50.765 --> 00:55:52.099 Love you! 781 00:56:08.866 --> 00:56:11.077 GOALS - BUSINESS FAMILY/TRAVEL 782 00:56:18.834 --> 00:56:21.837 BEAUTY SALON GENERAL BUDGET 783 00:56:25.925 --> 00:56:28.427 "Volunteer work course." 784 00:56:30.304 --> 00:56:32.473 Yeah, right. 785 00:56:47.780 --> 00:56:48.823 Hello? 786 00:56:48.989 --> 00:56:50.533 Pumpkin! 787 00:56:51.909 --> 00:56:53.077 Hello! 788 00:56:54.578 --> 00:56:56.580 Mr. José Agustín Nicolás? 789 00:56:57.039 --> 00:56:59.166 Yours truly. What can I do for you? 790 00:57:02.628 --> 00:57:04.505 Mr. José Agustín, 791 00:57:04.588 --> 00:57:06.757 you just won 792 00:57:06.841 --> 00:57:09.218 an all-inclusive trip to Acapulco. 793 00:57:09.343 --> 00:57:13.055 AC, bathroom included! 794 00:57:13.139 --> 00:57:14.223 What? 795 00:57:14.515 --> 00:57:16.392 Relaxing massage 796 00:57:16.475 --> 00:57:18.936 and champagne for you 797 00:57:19.061 --> 00:57:20.896 and a plus one. 798 00:57:21.272 --> 00:57:22.523 Your wife. 799 00:57:22.648 --> 00:57:24.316 Miss, are you serious? 800 00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:27.069 María Paula Mendoza! 801 00:57:27.153 --> 00:57:28.696 Miss? Hello? 802 00:57:28.988 --> 00:57:31.490 Look! I had to come back like this! 803 00:57:31.574 --> 00:57:35.536 And why? Because Antonio called me threatening to call off the wedding 804 00:57:35.619 --> 00:57:38.372 because, apparently, you lost your mind. 805 00:57:39.665 --> 00:57:41.083 Damn. 806 00:57:46.672 --> 00:57:48.841 MEXICAN NIGHTS 807 00:57:49.675 --> 00:57:52.011 Okay, I have to go. I'm at this thing. 808 00:57:52.094 --> 00:57:53.220 Okay. 809 00:57:56.473 --> 00:57:58.767 Are you wearing the tiara I bought you for our wedding? 810 00:58:00.269 --> 00:58:02.104 And what's with the Quinceañera hairstyle? 811 00:58:02.271 --> 00:58:03.939 At least impress them with your French. 812 00:58:06.942 --> 00:58:09.153 Antonio Vela. Nice to meet you. 813 00:58:11.655 --> 00:58:14.283 Let me introduce you to my fiancée, Paula Mendoza. 814 00:58:14.366 --> 00:58:16.619 She's fluent in French. 815 00:58:20.831 --> 00:58:22.875 Two kisses on the cheek. 816 00:58:25.419 --> 00:58:26.503 Not... like... 817 00:58:26.587 --> 00:58:28.547 No... Don't touch them. 818 00:58:55.407 --> 00:58:56.992 Guacamole and tortilla chip! 819 00:59:00.287 --> 00:59:02.248 Excuse us. One second. 820 00:59:02.331 --> 00:59:04.250 - We'll see you in a moment. - Arrivederci. 821 00:59:04.333 --> 00:59:07.211 What do you mean, arrivederci? What the hell are you doing? 822 00:59:08.170 --> 00:59:10.839 I wanted them to try the guacamole, it's a Mexican night. 823 00:59:10.965 --> 00:59:12.883 Guacamole, my ass! 824 00:59:13.008 --> 00:59:15.052 A global embarrassment! 825 00:59:15.135 --> 00:59:16.345 It's delicious... 826 00:59:16.428 --> 00:59:20.307 This is the last time, or else I swear the deal's off. 827 00:59:21.267 --> 00:59:22.601 How are you? 828 00:59:22.685 --> 00:59:23.978 Good to see you. 829 00:59:24.395 --> 00:59:26.480 Long time, no see. 830 00:59:26.563 --> 00:59:27.773 Is everything okay? 831 00:59:28.649 --> 00:59:31.193 We're leaving, because she's not feeling well. 832 00:59:32.069 --> 00:59:34.405 But anyway, take care. 833 00:59:34.488 --> 00:59:36.282 Come on, let's go. 834 00:59:40.244 --> 00:59:41.537 Man, come on! 835 00:59:43.706 --> 00:59:45.541 Come on, let's go. 836 00:59:57.011 --> 00:59:58.387 Hello? 837 00:59:58.929 --> 00:59:59.930 Paula. 838 01:00:00.180 --> 01:00:01.348 Paulina? 839 01:00:01.432 --> 01:00:03.517 Yes, Paulina! Who else? Did you find La Prieta? 840 01:00:04.268 --> 01:00:05.436 Yeah. 841 01:00:05.811 --> 01:00:07.146 I did see her. 842 01:00:08.063 --> 01:00:10.649 So? What did she say? How can we swap back? 843 01:00:10.733 --> 01:00:12.735 Well, it sucks. 844 01:00:12.818 --> 01:00:16.155 She literally told me this was a test for me and... 845 01:00:18.198 --> 01:00:21.869 If you didn't do this, then this test is for you too! 846 01:00:22.411 --> 01:00:24.496 I mean, you have to make a real effort! 847 01:00:24.830 --> 01:00:26.832 What do you mean? Explain! 848 01:00:26.957 --> 01:00:29.293 I am! Just listen! 849 01:00:29.376 --> 01:00:31.920 We need to learn from this in order to swap back. 850 01:00:32.004 --> 01:00:34.006 Stop missing me, I'm home! 851 01:00:38.969 --> 01:00:40.346 Fuck you! 852 01:00:40.429 --> 01:00:42.097 Really, fuck you. 853 01:00:44.808 --> 01:00:46.727 I brought you a little present. 854 01:00:55.861 --> 01:00:57.279 Sleep tight. 855 01:01:15.130 --> 01:01:17.216 HUNNY BUNNY, NEVER FORGET THAT IT'S YOU AND I 856 01:01:17.299 --> 01:01:18.675 I ADORE YOU, YOUR JOSÉ 857 01:01:21.762 --> 01:01:24.014 You and I always, Mau. 858 01:01:37.736 --> 01:01:39.238 Blondie. 859 01:01:39.321 --> 01:01:41.448 I really appreciate this. 860 01:01:41.532 --> 01:01:44.701 Thank you for this opportunity, I'll do my best. 861 01:01:44.785 --> 01:01:46.870 Everything will be perfect. I swear. 862 01:01:47.246 --> 01:01:50.541 Fine. I'll give you a hand. 863 01:01:50.624 --> 01:01:53.293 - Come on. Get to work. Go! - Thank you! 864 01:02:17.025 --> 01:02:18.610 You have angels hands. 865 01:02:45.971 --> 01:02:49.016 You can take pictures of everything. 866 01:02:52.853 --> 01:02:54.855 Don't get angry, okay? 867 01:02:55.647 --> 01:02:57.483 There! You look gorg! 868 01:02:57.566 --> 01:03:00.027 It's super cool. Fist bump. 869 01:03:00.527 --> 01:03:03.280 Hey! Come on! Here, eat this. 870 01:03:09.203 --> 01:03:10.579 I love you! 871 01:03:10.829 --> 01:03:12.247 Fuck, yeah! 872 01:03:31.517 --> 01:03:35.312 UNKNOWN 873 01:03:43.654 --> 01:03:44.863 I need to go out. 874 01:03:46.907 --> 01:03:47.991 Fine. 875 01:04:05.050 --> 01:04:06.927 Follow the instructor. 876 01:04:18.063 --> 01:04:20.399 Boys! Atole? 877 01:04:21.233 --> 01:04:23.527 Does it come with a pair of buns? 878 01:04:23.610 --> 01:04:26.196 Oh, you're so naughty! 879 01:05:24.755 --> 01:05:26.340 Ms. Prieta? 880 01:05:31.136 --> 01:05:33.680 I'm really sorry, Ms. Prieta! 881 01:05:33.764 --> 01:05:36.516 I need to talk to you for a moment, if possible. 882 01:05:37.309 --> 01:05:38.477 Talk. 883 01:05:39.269 --> 01:05:40.729 Look, Ms. Prieta, 884 01:05:40.854 --> 01:05:44.399 the thing is, I'm desperate 885 01:05:44.483 --> 01:05:46.610 because I experienced the swap spell, 886 01:05:46.693 --> 01:05:51.073 and I'm done, I really need to go back to my life, to my family. 887 01:05:51.156 --> 01:05:55.535 So you are the other creature involved in the swap. 888 01:05:55.619 --> 01:05:56.912 That would be me, yes. 889 01:05:56.995 --> 01:05:58.747 And I know that you are... 890 01:05:58.830 --> 01:06:02.834 very famous and you know a lot about many things. 891 01:06:02.918 --> 01:06:04.961 And so, 892 01:06:05.045 --> 01:06:07.798 I can't lose my children and my husband. 893 01:06:07.881 --> 01:06:09.591 Creature... 894 01:06:10.050 --> 01:06:14.888 this happens when two people need to teach something... 895 01:06:15.263 --> 01:06:16.640 to each other. 896 01:06:17.265 --> 01:06:19.851 No one can help you, except yourselves. 897 01:06:20.477 --> 01:06:24.064 But, Ms. Prieta, why did this happen to us? 898 01:06:24.147 --> 01:06:27.776 We hadn't seen each other in years, we're nothing to each other! 899 01:06:28.944 --> 01:06:30.278 Stop right there. 900 01:06:30.362 --> 01:06:33.615 For this to work, there are two rules: 901 01:06:33.699 --> 01:06:36.368 you must share the same blood, 902 01:06:36.451 --> 01:06:39.538 and two, you must possess the same 903 01:06:40.080 --> 01:06:43.083 previously cursed object. 904 01:06:45.752 --> 01:06:47.170 Of course! 905 01:06:47.254 --> 01:06:52.509 These curses don't work just like that! 906 01:06:52.884 --> 01:06:54.553 - We're here. - What? 907 01:06:54.678 --> 01:06:56.263 - Why are you here? - We found her. 908 01:06:56.346 --> 01:06:58.849 - Why are you taking her? - What you say is impossible! 909 01:06:58.932 --> 01:07:01.476 - We're not related! - Think, girl! 910 01:07:01.560 --> 01:07:03.061 Think! 911 01:07:03.186 --> 01:07:07.315 The moon cycle is ending and you have learned nothing! 912 01:07:08.900 --> 01:07:11.194 Lore! Ene! Toña! 913 01:07:13.613 --> 01:07:16.074 Toña, why are you crying? 914 01:07:16.158 --> 01:07:17.576 It's Mrs. Luz. 915 01:07:18.118 --> 01:07:20.287 Mrs. Luz, your nanny! 916 01:07:20.495 --> 01:07:22.581 Oh, right, my nanny. 917 01:07:22.664 --> 01:07:24.249 - What's wrong with her? - Come. 918 01:07:24.332 --> 01:07:26.418 What do you mean? Come. 919 01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:32.466 We're losing her. Go in. 920 01:07:36.386 --> 01:07:38.805 I thought you'd never come. 921 01:07:39.681 --> 01:07:41.725 Don't be scared, girl. 922 01:07:43.018 --> 01:07:45.061 It's been ages since I last saw you. 923 01:07:47.355 --> 01:07:49.608 Your life hasn't been easy. 924 01:07:50.734 --> 01:07:53.153 But now you appreciate it, don't you? 925 01:07:54.279 --> 01:07:57.115 Take care of your husband and children. 926 01:07:58.241 --> 01:08:01.203 You have no idea how lucky you are. 927 01:08:04.706 --> 01:08:06.500 She's delirious. 928 01:08:14.800 --> 01:08:16.885 You know something, don't you? 929 01:08:18.178 --> 01:08:20.472 Bring my girl back to me. 930 01:08:20.555 --> 01:08:23.391 I can't leave without seeing her again. 931 01:08:31.191 --> 01:08:32.984 Easy, now. 932 01:08:34.277 --> 01:08:36.321 Hello? Ana? 933 01:08:36.404 --> 01:08:37.697 Hello? 934 01:08:38.281 --> 01:08:39.616 Who is this? 935 01:08:41.034 --> 01:08:42.118 It's Paula, dude. 936 01:08:42.202 --> 01:08:43.870 I am hoarse. 937 01:08:43.954 --> 01:08:46.081 Paula? Dude, what the hell? 938 01:08:46.164 --> 01:08:48.667 Shit! I've looked for you everywhere! 939 01:08:48.750 --> 01:08:51.253 Your cell phone, your house, with Lore... 940 01:08:51.545 --> 01:08:52.838 Yes, I know, but... 941 01:08:53.338 --> 01:08:56.258 You're getting married tomorrow and I haven't seen you in a month! 942 01:08:56.341 --> 01:08:57.509 I know, but 943 01:08:57.592 --> 01:08:59.845 I really need you to help me with something. 944 01:08:59.928 --> 01:09:01.137 Of course! What is it? 945 01:09:01.680 --> 01:09:04.307 I need to talk to Mau and I don't have his phone number. 946 01:09:04.933 --> 01:09:06.810 She needs Mau's phone number. 947 01:09:06.977 --> 01:09:09.646 He doesn't have one. He cancelled his cell contract. 948 01:09:10.814 --> 01:09:13.567 Dude, he's moving to London tomorrow, 949 01:09:13.733 --> 01:09:15.402 he doesn't have a cell phone anymore. 950 01:09:17.237 --> 01:09:18.738 Hello? 951 01:09:19.114 --> 01:09:20.282 Pau? 952 01:09:27.163 --> 01:09:30.375 Homie, let me check your highlights. 953 01:09:30.792 --> 01:09:33.503 We don't want your hair to get ruined. 954 01:09:33.587 --> 01:09:35.130 Oh, right. 955 01:09:38.508 --> 01:09:41.511 Old as I am, I still give Brayan blow jobs. 956 01:09:41.595 --> 01:09:44.848 Jennifer's brother, she's Kevin's mom. 957 01:09:44.931 --> 01:09:46.766 Oh, Kevin is such a hunk! 958 01:09:46.850 --> 01:09:50.353 Hey, what if I hook you up with Kevin tonight? 959 01:09:53.857 --> 01:09:55.191 Of course! 960 01:10:37.108 --> 01:10:38.610 Guicha? Kevin. 961 01:10:38.693 --> 01:10:39.861 - Hey. - Hi. 962 01:10:39.986 --> 01:10:41.071 Pleasure. 963 01:10:41.154 --> 01:10:43.365 - The pleasure's mine. - Let's dance. 964 01:10:43.448 --> 01:10:45.742 If the gods are so kind. 965 01:10:48.745 --> 01:10:49.996 Wait. 966 01:10:50.080 --> 01:10:51.331 Wait? No way! 967 01:10:51.414 --> 01:10:54.167 Let's have fun, dance, have a great time! 968 01:11:00.966 --> 01:11:02.050 I've been thinking. 969 01:11:02.133 --> 01:11:04.970 I'll get a second job to ease your load. 970 01:11:05.804 --> 01:11:10.141 And I'll train the kids on weekends to turn them into Chicharitos, 971 01:11:10.225 --> 01:11:11.977 while you rest. 972 01:11:13.603 --> 01:11:15.063 Pumpkin... 973 01:11:16.523 --> 01:11:19.192 I'm the luckiest man on Earth for having you. 974 01:11:23.822 --> 01:11:25.949 Tell me something nice. 975 01:11:26.032 --> 01:11:27.826 Talk love to me. 976 01:11:30.078 --> 01:11:33.081 Honestly, there's something I need to tell you. 977 01:11:36.543 --> 01:11:38.753 Hey, we need to go! 978 01:11:38.837 --> 01:11:41.047 - What? - There's been an accident at work. 979 01:11:41.172 --> 01:11:42.382 Let's go! 980 01:11:45.969 --> 01:11:47.429 Pumpkin! 981 01:11:48.346 --> 01:11:49.889 You look lovely! 982 01:12:11.578 --> 01:12:12.829 Shut up! 983 01:12:18.126 --> 01:12:19.252 1 DAY UNTIL THE WEDDING 984 01:12:19.335 --> 01:12:20.795 Fuck off! 985 01:12:21.254 --> 01:12:22.797 I mean, I'm super hot! 986 01:12:23.548 --> 01:12:25.008 Well, I miss myself. 987 01:12:25.091 --> 01:12:27.010 Yes, moron, I miss myself, too. 988 01:12:27.093 --> 01:12:29.387 I'm here because I know who can help us out of this. 989 01:12:29.471 --> 01:12:30.513 Who? 990 01:12:31.264 --> 01:12:33.475 - Who? - You don't look too worried 991 01:12:33.558 --> 01:12:35.602 about your wedding, and it is... tomorrow. 992 01:12:36.770 --> 01:12:39.064 I'm super worried, I'm dying. 993 01:12:39.147 --> 01:12:42.901 - I'm uber worried, 100% worried. - Jeez! 994 01:12:43.401 --> 01:12:44.736 Brace yourself 995 01:12:44.819 --> 01:12:46.905 - for what I'm about to tell you. - What? 996 01:12:46.988 --> 01:12:50.617 You won't believe me, but I swear to God. 997 01:12:50.825 --> 01:12:52.160 What? 998 01:12:52.619 --> 01:12:54.287 Your man... 999 01:12:54.370 --> 01:12:55.747 Antonio... 1000 01:12:57.499 --> 01:13:00.126 Oh, you're so prude! He's gay! He's into men! 1001 01:13:02.253 --> 01:13:03.797 You scared me! 1002 01:13:03.922 --> 01:13:05.173 You knew? 1003 01:13:06.466 --> 01:13:09.177 No, you're fucked up. 1004 01:13:09.302 --> 01:13:11.137 You can't marry him! 1005 01:13:11.221 --> 01:13:13.473 Not for all the money in the world. 1006 01:13:13.556 --> 01:13:14.682 I mean... 1007 01:13:15.892 --> 01:13:19.312 Your house is a mess! I had to google how to clean a toilet! 1008 01:13:19.395 --> 01:13:22.816 Your poor kids eat junk food all day and they're struggling in school. 1009 01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:24.692 And your "pumpkin" wants love all day long! 1010 01:13:24.776 --> 01:13:26.986 - That's fucked up! - You know what? Yes. 1011 01:13:27.070 --> 01:13:29.280 We're both in deep shit. 1012 01:13:29.405 --> 01:13:31.157 Honestly, we are. 1013 01:13:33.535 --> 01:13:35.703 Fine! Who can help us out? 1014 01:13:36.955 --> 01:13:37.997 Your nanny. 1015 01:13:39.290 --> 01:13:41.167 My nanny? Luz? 1016 01:13:41.459 --> 01:13:44.879 Damn right. "Your nanny, Luz..." She knows something. 1017 01:13:44.963 --> 01:13:46.548 But she's about to kick the bucket. 1018 01:13:46.631 --> 01:13:47.715 No, wait! 1019 01:13:47.799 --> 01:13:49.342 That means "dying", right? 1020 01:13:49.425 --> 01:13:51.845 Why do you speak to me in code? 1021 01:13:51.928 --> 01:13:54.430 Forget Uber! There are taxis around the corner! 1022 01:13:54.514 --> 01:13:56.349 Hurry! What's wrong with you? 1023 01:13:56.474 --> 01:13:59.519 And where are my bodyguards? You'll get kidnapped! Well, I will! 1024 01:13:59.602 --> 01:14:01.187 ...hollowed be Thy name. 1025 01:14:01.271 --> 01:14:03.773 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 1026 01:14:03.857 --> 01:14:04.858 Nanny! 1027 01:14:05.733 --> 01:14:08.653 -Who is this? -That's her niece. 1028 01:14:08.736 --> 01:14:11.072 - Her niece? - My sweet girl! 1029 01:14:11.156 --> 01:14:12.574 You know who I am. 1030 01:14:12.657 --> 01:14:14.159 You made it. 1031 01:14:16.161 --> 01:14:18.580 Nanny, get well, please. 1032 01:14:18.997 --> 01:14:20.874 You can't leave me. 1033 01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:25.128 I have no one, I'm all alone. 1034 01:14:27.130 --> 01:14:28.548 You're not alone. 1035 01:14:29.382 --> 01:14:31.843 I will always be with you. 1036 01:14:34.846 --> 01:14:36.931 Paula, ask her. 1037 01:14:43.813 --> 01:14:46.900 Nanny, you know what happened to us, don't you? 1038 01:14:48.526 --> 01:14:51.654 - I do. - How can we swap back? 1039 01:14:53.198 --> 01:14:54.699 You can... 1040 01:14:57.452 --> 01:14:59.454 ...swap back... 1041 01:14:59.746 --> 01:15:01.748 ...yourselves if... 1042 01:15:02.999 --> 01:15:04.417 If what? 1043 01:15:07.295 --> 01:15:08.421 I'll be damned. 1044 01:15:08.504 --> 01:15:10.465 - Speak! - I don't know what you're up to, 1045 01:15:10.548 --> 01:15:13.384 but, as far as I know, she doesn't have a niece. 1046 01:15:13.468 --> 01:15:14.969 Wait a minute, Toña! 1047 01:15:15.511 --> 01:15:17.305 You have to go! They're coming! 1048 01:15:19.390 --> 01:15:21.142 Nanny, honey. 1049 01:15:21.643 --> 01:15:24.938 Please help us, or else I will never be able to come back. 1050 01:15:27.774 --> 01:15:28.858 Come on! 1051 01:15:35.406 --> 01:15:36.491 Great. 1052 01:15:37.659 --> 01:15:40.495 Fantastic how you got the information! 1053 01:15:40.662 --> 01:15:42.664 Hey, don't you talk to her like that! 1054 01:16:02.558 --> 01:16:05.311 Help me, Virgin Mary, please. 1055 01:16:09.565 --> 01:16:11.693 I will not go back to my old ways, 1056 01:16:11.776 --> 01:16:14.612 but please, help me out of this. 1057 01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:49.230 No fucking way! 1058 01:16:57.739 --> 01:16:59.741 No fucking way! 1059 01:17:00.283 --> 01:17:02.076 Lady D! 1060 01:17:05.413 --> 01:17:07.874 My boys! 1061 01:17:15.965 --> 01:17:18.426 My pumpkin! 1062 01:17:20.428 --> 01:17:22.180 Morning! 1063 01:17:22.597 --> 01:17:24.974 How fucking lucky I am! 1064 01:17:28.186 --> 01:17:30.605 - No, wait! The kids! - Right! 1065 01:17:34.650 --> 01:17:36.235 What? What is it? 1066 01:17:36.611 --> 01:17:38.154 Brazilian pumpkin! 1067 01:17:39.155 --> 01:17:40.656 That slut! 1068 01:17:42.700 --> 01:17:43.701 Awesome! 1069 01:17:43.993 --> 01:17:45.661 Paula, wake up. 1070 01:17:50.291 --> 01:17:51.584 María Paula. 1071 01:17:51.667 --> 01:17:54.420 Wake up! 1072 01:17:56.756 --> 01:18:00.676 Honey, I have bad news for you. 1073 01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:04.305 You know your nanny was very ill last night. 1074 01:18:04.389 --> 01:18:08.059 But anyway, she passed away last night. 1075 01:18:08.142 --> 01:18:11.187 The doctor came, they gave her oxygen, 1076 01:18:11.270 --> 01:18:14.857 but she didn't make it through the night and... 1077 01:18:16.109 --> 01:18:17.985 Are you listening to me? 1078 01:18:18.361 --> 01:18:20.071 Luz is dead! 1079 01:18:23.032 --> 01:18:24.534 Talk to me! 1080 01:18:24.784 --> 01:18:26.619 Your nanny is dead! 1081 01:18:31.374 --> 01:18:32.458 Paula? 1082 01:18:34.544 --> 01:18:35.878 Nanny! 1083 01:18:40.133 --> 01:18:42.051 No! Nanny, no! 1084 01:18:43.010 --> 01:18:45.054 No! 1085 01:18:45.346 --> 01:18:47.849 Nanny! 1086 01:18:49.267 --> 01:18:50.268 No... 1087 01:19:00.903 --> 01:19:02.572 "Antonio Vela, 1088 01:19:02.947 --> 01:19:06.075 Mexico's most sought-after billionaire bachelor, 1089 01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:08.870 will get married today at noon 1090 01:19:08.953 --> 01:19:12.915 with influencer and socialité Paula Mendoza." 1091 01:19:13.958 --> 01:19:15.877 So cool, Juanita! 1092 01:19:16.169 --> 01:19:18.963 - It would be great to be her! - Maybe. 1093 01:19:21.466 --> 01:19:23.301 Paulina! 1094 01:19:24.594 --> 01:19:27.013 Tell me, what's wrong now? 1095 01:19:27.096 --> 01:19:29.640 You look like a zombie! This is the last straw! 1096 01:19:29.724 --> 01:19:32.852 - It's over! - Save it, Blondie! I quit. 1097 01:19:32.935 --> 01:19:35.521 Thank you for everything, I mean it, 1098 01:19:35.605 --> 01:19:37.815 but the truth is, I want more. 1099 01:19:37.899 --> 01:19:40.568 I want so much more, and I'm going to get it. 1100 01:19:40.902 --> 01:19:42.153 Thank you. 1101 01:19:45.490 --> 01:19:47.325 I want more, too, Blondie. 1102 01:19:48.159 --> 01:19:50.536 Oh, shut up, Juana! 1103 01:19:50.620 --> 01:19:52.705 And pick up your broom! 1104 01:20:02.340 --> 01:20:04.217 LONDON 1105 01:20:04.300 --> 01:20:06.427 STORAGE 1106 01:20:18.147 --> 01:20:19.899 MAN, PAULA WAS LOOKING FOR YOU 1107 01:20:19.982 --> 01:20:21.859 SHE'S PROBABLY SCARED SHITLESS 1108 01:20:21.943 --> 01:20:24.487 BECAUSE OF THE STUPID THING SHE'S ABOUT TO DO 1109 01:20:24.570 --> 01:20:26.572 GOSSIP LATER HAVE A NICE TRIP, IÑAKI 1110 01:20:38.251 --> 01:20:39.502 Upload a story? 1111 01:21:12.827 --> 01:21:14.745 - Hello! - Hi! 1112 01:21:14.829 --> 01:21:16.080 Thank you for coming. 1113 01:21:16.163 --> 01:21:19.875 An exclusive design, my daughter's and mine, by Eulogio. 1114 01:21:20.001 --> 01:21:21.919 - It's very pretty. - Thank you. 1115 01:21:22.044 --> 01:21:24.714 He's Mexico's top designer. Really. 1116 01:21:24.797 --> 01:21:27.842 We are very excited, very happy. 1117 01:21:27.925 --> 01:21:30.344 - Eulogio designed our dresses. - Are you nervous? 1118 01:21:30.428 --> 01:21:33.556 You look a bit upset, can you tell us why? 1119 01:21:33.639 --> 01:21:36.475 She's focused on her vows. 1120 01:21:36.559 --> 01:21:38.603 - Please. - A picture! 1121 01:21:38.686 --> 01:21:40.813 Give her a break, it's her wedding day. 1122 01:21:41.230 --> 01:21:43.608 - Smile, or I swear I'll... - You'll what? 1123 01:22:05.212 --> 01:22:06.297 She's not here! 1124 01:22:09.842 --> 01:22:11.427 Where's my daughter? 1125 01:22:11.969 --> 01:22:13.429 I don't know where she went. 1126 01:22:15.473 --> 01:22:18.059 What's wrong with you? Are you insane? 1127 01:22:18.851 --> 01:22:20.186 You must read this. 1128 01:22:21.103 --> 01:22:22.188 MY SWEET GIRL 1129 01:22:29.737 --> 01:22:33.991 My beloved child, I only have a little time left to live. 1130 01:22:34.158 --> 01:22:35.910 That's why I did something: 1131 01:22:35.993 --> 01:22:38.954 changed your life to make you understand 1132 01:22:39.038 --> 01:22:40.748 that money isn't happiness, 1133 01:22:40.831 --> 01:22:45.628 but most of all, to put you in your half-sister's shoes, Paulina. 1134 01:22:47.463 --> 01:22:52.468 Shortly before his wedding, your dad got Teresa, his assistant, pregnant. 1135 01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:56.597 Your mom knows it all. I'd never lie to you. 1136 01:22:57.264 --> 01:22:59.225 She is your family. 1137 01:22:59.308 --> 01:23:01.268 You need each other. 1138 01:23:01.394 --> 01:23:05.439 I know that you have a big heart and you'll know what to do. 1139 01:23:05.523 --> 01:23:07.066 I love you, Nanny. 1140 01:23:07.191 --> 01:23:09.068 I love you, my child. 1141 01:23:09.443 --> 01:23:12.863 Enjoy and love each other forever. 1142 01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:19.912 Are you my sister? 1143 01:23:31.924 --> 01:23:33.175 Yes. 1144 01:23:33.676 --> 01:23:35.469 You are my sister. 1145 01:23:37.221 --> 01:23:39.223 And I've treated you like shit. 1146 01:23:39.765 --> 01:23:42.059 Forgive me, please. 1147 01:23:53.195 --> 01:23:54.321 There she is! 1148 01:23:54.405 --> 01:23:56.031 What is this? I mean... 1149 01:23:56.449 --> 01:23:58.826 María Paula! Now what? 1150 01:23:59.368 --> 01:24:00.953 I'm not getting married, Mom. 1151 01:24:01.412 --> 01:24:02.955 I don't love him. 1152 01:24:04.665 --> 01:24:08.252 I want love, I want a family, I want children. 1153 01:24:09.086 --> 01:24:10.421 Okay. 1154 01:24:10.504 --> 01:24:12.715 Stop talking nonsense. 1155 01:24:12.840 --> 01:24:15.176 You're getting married, period. 1156 01:24:15.634 --> 01:24:18.971 You heard her, Amelia. She said she's not getting married. 1157 01:24:28.689 --> 01:24:30.816 I'm not interested in this. 1158 01:24:31.150 --> 01:24:33.194 Money, society... 1159 01:24:33.277 --> 01:24:37.031 First you let this trash talk to me like that, and now you? 1160 01:24:37.490 --> 01:24:40.576 Homie, I'm here! But I don't know what for. 1161 01:24:44.330 --> 01:24:45.915 This "trash"... 1162 01:24:46.165 --> 01:24:47.583 is my sister. 1163 01:24:47.917 --> 01:24:49.376 We are siblings? 1164 01:24:49.460 --> 01:24:52.046 God, no, my daughter definitely lost her mind. 1165 01:24:52.129 --> 01:24:54.340 Mom, please, don't embarrass yourself. 1166 01:24:54.715 --> 01:24:57.092 You know perfectly well this is Paulina. 1167 01:24:58.219 --> 01:25:00.221 Dad's other daughter. 1168 01:25:02.348 --> 01:25:03.390 Let's go, please. 1169 01:25:03.474 --> 01:25:05.017 You can't leave Antonio. 1170 01:25:05.935 --> 01:25:07.561 Watch me. 1171 01:25:09.146 --> 01:25:10.689 No! María Paula! 1172 01:25:10.773 --> 01:25:13.234 María Paula, don't! María...! 1173 01:25:17.446 --> 01:25:20.908 Go back, if you don't want this to turn into a nightmare. 1174 01:25:24.036 --> 01:25:25.246 Here... 1175 01:25:25.412 --> 01:25:27.540 I don't want this life anymore. 1176 01:25:33.295 --> 01:25:35.214 And Tony, let me give you some advice. 1177 01:25:35.381 --> 01:25:37.299 Be who you really are. 1178 01:25:37.383 --> 01:25:39.552 Come out of the closet, be happy! 1179 01:25:39.635 --> 01:25:41.387 You deserve that, too! 1180 01:25:48.644 --> 01:25:50.604 You have no idea what you just did! 1181 01:25:50.938 --> 01:25:52.606 You're going to regret this! 1182 01:25:52.690 --> 01:25:54.191 Globally! 1183 01:25:54.733 --> 01:25:56.318 Félix, let's go! 1184 01:25:56.402 --> 01:25:58.070 - Your sister? - Yes! 1185 01:25:59.488 --> 01:26:01.740 - Great global embarrassment! - Guards! 1186 01:26:01.824 --> 01:26:03.492 Don't even follow her! 1187 01:26:03.617 --> 01:26:05.703 Let her get kidnapped! 1188 01:26:05.828 --> 01:26:06.871 Tony! 1189 01:26:06.954 --> 01:26:09.707 - I'll fix this, I swear! - Don't "Tony" me! 1190 01:26:09.790 --> 01:26:12.793 Come on! Please don't leave me, Tony! 1191 01:26:12.877 --> 01:26:16.297 Tony, please don't leave me! I'll fix this! 1192 01:26:16.380 --> 01:26:18.173 I'll fix this, Tony! 1193 01:26:18.257 --> 01:26:21.844 I can't believe it! A runaway bride! 1194 01:26:21.927 --> 01:26:23.846 You left Tony at the altar! 1195 01:26:24.305 --> 01:26:25.973 Tony! 1196 01:26:27.224 --> 01:26:28.767 I can't believe it! 1197 01:26:30.269 --> 01:26:33.939 It's life or death! It will only take five minutes. Please! 1198 01:26:36.025 --> 01:26:37.109 Félix, stop! 1199 01:26:37.234 --> 01:26:39.528 I do have an invitation, but I left it at home! 1200 01:26:40.654 --> 01:26:41.822 Babe! 1201 01:26:58.923 --> 01:27:00.925 So, I'm not late. 1202 01:27:01.592 --> 01:27:03.844 It was me who took too long. 1203 01:27:04.303 --> 01:27:06.430 You and I, always. 1204 01:27:28.911 --> 01:27:30.621 Bravo! 1205 01:27:53.978 --> 01:27:55.062 Bye. 1206 01:28:00.192 --> 01:28:02.111 Hey! Hands off! 1207 01:28:02.945 --> 01:28:04.446 Bye, babe, I love you. 1208 01:28:04.530 --> 01:28:06.407 - Bye. - Bye, guys! 1209 01:28:06.490 --> 01:28:08.492 - Bye! - Have a great time! 1210 01:28:08.575 --> 01:28:09.660 Have a great game! 1211 01:28:10.035 --> 01:28:11.370 Bye! 1212 01:28:15.708 --> 01:28:17.584 Okay. You first. 1213 01:28:21.005 --> 01:28:23.007 No! You go first. 1214 01:28:23.090 --> 01:28:24.383 Okay... 1215 01:28:25.092 --> 01:28:27.970 - They're girls! - Oh, my God! Awesome! 1216 01:28:36.854 --> 01:28:39.690 PAULA MENDOZA LEAVES MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS 1217 01:28:39.773 --> 01:28:41.400 FOR HER FOUNDATION "LUZ" 1218 01:28:43.068 --> 01:28:46.030 SISTERS OPEN A NEW SALON, BUILT BY THEIR HUSBANDS 1219 01:28:51.452 --> 01:28:52.953 THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY: 1220 01:28:53.037 --> 01:28:55.748 BILLIONAIRE ANTONIO VELA AND THE DUKE OF DARIO 1221 01:34:28.914 --> 01:34:31.583 Subtitles: Bárbara Morelos-Zaragoza