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Have you ever had
one of those days
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where everything
just turns to shit?
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This is one of those.
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I'm Freddy, by the way.
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This is The Upholsterer.
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She doesn't just cut up foam
and leather and shit.
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I've seen the real reason she's
called what she's called.
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This is Mr Spiggs.
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Once upon a time,
I thought he was cool.
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This is Semo.
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In another life,
we might have been mates.
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Not today.
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This is Roy.
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The dude must be on meth
cos he's psycho.
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I'm here for this fulla...
my boy Marvin.
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I've known him forever,
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and we'd do anything
for each other.
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Which is why I'm here
with a gun in each hand
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and a naked Samoan.
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Semo, how did Freddy
get a gun?
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And why can I see
your genitals?
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- Fucking Roy's fault.
- Eh?
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I'm pretty sure I know
what you're thinking,
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and if I wasn't concentrating
so hard on what to do next,
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I'd be thinking
the same thing.
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How the hell did we
end up in this mess?
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Good question.
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This is where it all started.
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It was a simple job,
just pick up a cake.
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But me and Marv,
we had big ideas.
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We've got his cake.
That's all we had to do, right?
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I think we should do it.
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- What, bail?
- Nah. This.
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Don't you think?
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Nah, yeah, bro, like I said,
we're here now, so...
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Exactly.
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When we pull off maybe
a couple of others like this,
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he has to take notice of us.
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This is how we get a rep.
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And then we, like, move on up
to the real money, bro.
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Like, you know, this is how
Barry and Dean got started.
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Dude, they get a cut
of whatever they sell.
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Fuckers are totally
rolling in it.
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That's where we wanna be.
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Right?
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High on the hog.
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Hells yeah, bro.
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High on the hog!
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Whoa, whoa, hold up.
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Actually, when you
really think about it,
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this isn't where
it all started.
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Check us out
looking all staunch.
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Truth is we're about
to shit our pants.
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♪ You got to know
to understand ♪
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♪ Baby, take me by my hand ♪
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♪ I'll lead you to
the promised land ♪
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♪ You got to know ♪
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Oh.
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- Pizza?
- Awesome.
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Cash or card?
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Oh, nah, you were more
than 20 minutes,
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so that means it's free.
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- But I'm not late.
- 21 minutes. Sorry.
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No.
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But I still don't have it,
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so that means you are late,
so... can I...?
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Everything OK, hon?
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Are you gonna give me
my pizza or what?
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Well, it's timed from
order to door.
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No money, no pizza.
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Stop doing that.
I don't like it.
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- What?
- Fuck off, you perv.
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Whoa, bro, I'm not
doing anything to you.
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You're undressing me
with your eyes.
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What's going on, babe?
I'm hungry.
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He's undressing me
with his eyes.
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- That's not cool, brother.
- Hey.
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Can I just get my $19.50,
please?
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- He's still doing it.
- He is too.
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- You're a little skank!
- I'm not!
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He's undressing you now,
babe.
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You little tart.
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- You're unbelievable!
- Oh, come on.
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You know what,
pizza's on me.
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Oi!
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Get him, babe!
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- Get him! Smash him!
- Oi! You little shit!
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Oh, meat lovers.
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- Hey, get back here!
- Fuck!
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OK, oi!
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- Leave it!
- Shit!
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That's disrespectful!
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Come here!
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Come here! Come here!
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Oh, playing hide and seek?
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Hey, unlock the door.
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Oi!
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C'mon, cuz.
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Hey, boss.
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- Eh?
- I can see you.
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Nah, nah, nah, he lied
so he didn't have to pay.
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Oh, shit!
You prick!
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No, not you.
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No, I wasn't late.
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What noise?
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- What, bring in the car?
- Why'd you be like that?!
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Hey, Glen.
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Is, um...?
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Cool.
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I'm...
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I'm over it, bro.
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I work as many hours
as anyone else,
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but I'm always broke.
It's all just...
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Bullshit.
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Now,
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we've always said
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one day
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we'd be high on the hog...
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moneys and honeys.
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Still can be.
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How?
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Oh.
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Nah.
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I'm already in the door,
bro.
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You could be too.
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Not happening.
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Nobody who ever worked
an honest job
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ever got high on the hog.
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It's been, like,
scientifically proven, bro.
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Dude's a player.
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The real deal.
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So, you know,
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just come meet him.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you
till the morning ♪
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♪ Love you all night through ♪
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♪ Love is what we have ♪
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♪ We'll have no ending ♪
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♪ It's the way we want it too ♪
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♪ Oh, don't tell no one
about us ♪
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♪ I can't say but then I do... ♪
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Marvin tells me you've got
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previous experience
working in bars.
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Freddy and me worked together
in this...
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Sorry.
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Tell me, why the fuck you
wanna work here for?
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Uh...
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Well, Marvin said
you paid good, and...
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I'm sick of being broke.
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And I don't wanna be delivering
pizzas forever.
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I want more, you know.
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In prison camps
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in the American Civil War,
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there was a line,
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and if a prisoner crossed
that line,
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he was shot.
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That line was called
a deadline.
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I always liked that word.
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Deadline.
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Meaning's changed since.
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But with some deadlines,
there's always a risk
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that once you cross over it,
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you may never come back.
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You want a job?
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You convince me.
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You got 10 seconds.
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Nine.
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- Um...
- Eight.
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Wait, what do you want
me to do?
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Seven.
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Six.
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Five.
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Four.
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Three. Two.
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Ooh.
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One.
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Is it loaded, Freddy?
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This gun loaded, Freddy?
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N-No, no, no!
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Pulls a bit to the left.
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Something I should know
about you, Freddy?
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A pizza guy was
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robbed a while back.
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So now I use that...
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as protection.
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It's my dad's.
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Does he know
that you've got it?
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Nah.
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You stole your old man's gun?
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Well,
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it was,...
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you know,
left to me, so...
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He got, like, attacked
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on the job.
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He drove cabs.
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Attacked?
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Stabbed, actually.
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You know, I think there
might be a place for you
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and your little gun
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in this fine
establishment of mine.
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What do you say?
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Right here.
Pretty safe to say that
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right here is where
the whole mess began.
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I should have said,
"Can I think about it?"
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But I wanted into that world,
so I was all like,...
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"Hells yeah, Mr Spiggs!"
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♪ The things that
you want to do ♪
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♪ I know something is up ♪
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♪ Something ♪
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Awesome.
Now we're all caught up.
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Let's get back to the alley,
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the car
and that bloody cake.
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No way.
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- Why not?
- It's a shit idea.
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Let's just stick to the plan,
OK?
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Let's go. Open it.
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Is that a flare gun?
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N-No.
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Open it.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, nah, nah.
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- Nah, hold on.
- What are you doing?
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Put it up.
We can't show weakness.
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Bro, how much
is in the till?
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Three-hundred cash,
give or take.
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And how much is in that?
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Thousands.
Maybe tens of thousands.
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See, bro,
tens of thousands.
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Rob the ATM?
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How?
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- Can you open it?
- Only the security company can.
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Let's just take
the three-hundy.
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Bro, why settle for peanuts
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when we can just rip
it out of the wall?
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- Dude, you can't.
- Yeah, you can.
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YouTube...
I've seen these epic fails
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with dudes trying to do it,
and... it just can't be done.
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Yeah, but did they
have a Sharon?
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- What?
- The Shazza.
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Oh, the...
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That's the second
dumbest idea
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you've ever had.
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- Listen to me, man.
- Seriously, bro.
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- Look...
- Seriously!
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- One scratch on her...
- Oh, bro, it's OK.
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- ...he'll kill us!
- It's OK!
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- No fucking way in hell!
- That's...
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Whatever damage
we do to the Sharon,
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we can fix
using the ATM cash.
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And think about it,
what's gonna impress him more...
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robbing a place like this
or robbing a bank?
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Kind of.
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And, dude,
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you can put your
hands down now.
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- You got a family?
- Yes.
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- Kids?
- Six.
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- Damn!
- Seriously?
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Wow.
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And, what,
if we steal from you,
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they'll be left with nothing
but 2 Minute Noodles, right?
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Noodles if they're lucky.
267
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,314
See, bro?
Think of the kids.
268
00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,050
Oh man.
269
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,321
- Fine.
- Yes!
270
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,490
But I'm not leaving without
that crazy elephant.
271
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,667
- Dude, stop! The cake!
- Huh?
272
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,134
The cake!
273
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,770
Oh, yeah.
274
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:35,218
Dude, we've gotta go.
275
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,688
We gotta go now!
276
00:15:36,721 --> 00:15:37,755
Yeah, yeah, hang on.
277
00:15:37,789 --> 00:15:41,425
What do you think this
looks like, a pool party?
278
00:15:41,826 --> 00:15:44,094
They'll be calling the cops
279
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,396
right now!
280
00:15:58,342 --> 00:15:59,610
Oh, fuck.
281
00:15:59,643 --> 00:16:02,245
- One more time!
- We gotta go, dude.
282
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,186
One more time!
One more time!
283
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,889
Hey, whoa.
284
00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:13,190
What are you doing?
I've got this.
285
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,157
No, you don't.
286
00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,627
What? Well,
what about the money?
287
00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:17,494
Fuck the money.
288
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,296
Then how are we gonna
fix the Sharon?
289
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,766
We?
This was your idea, bro.
290
00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:24,267
I told you!
YouTube, dude!
291
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,536
YouTube!
292
00:16:26,838 --> 00:16:28,840
Bro, bro, bro.
293
00:16:28,873 --> 00:16:30,607
Stop! The cake, bro.
The cake.
294
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,542
Oh, shit.
295
00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:35,847
Whoa, whoa.
296
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,528
Glory to Ganesha!
297
00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:55,432
Yeah, don't fuck in my
neighborhood, you bastards.
298
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,709
An ATM.
299
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,444
Don't you watch YouTube?
300
00:17:09,681 --> 00:17:11,381
Let's recap, shall we?
301
00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:16,353
You have, A, wrecked my car
302
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,890
and, B, wrecked my cake,
303
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:23,193
which means that you have, C,
wrecked my birthday.
304
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,197
Could get another cake.
305
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,499
Freddy,
306
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:32,904
dozens of my friends are in
there celebrating my birthday.
307
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:34,939
Where am I gonna get
a cake at this hour that's
308
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:40,277
big enough so that each of them
can get a nice fat slice?
309
00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:42,914
Well, instead of
getting one cake,
310
00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:44,682
you could...
311
00:17:44,716 --> 00:17:46,751
- get a few cakes.
- Dude.
312
00:17:47,719 --> 00:17:49,619
What, the supermarket's
still open.
313
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,990
Supermarket cakes?
314
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,559
Marvin and me can go
and get them.
315
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:57,962
That cake took
days to make,
316
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,597
and it cost me more money
than you've probably made
317
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:03,600
in your entire worthless
fucking life.
318
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:09,372
It was a spectacular cake,
don't you think?
319
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,711
Now I can't enjoy that cake.
320
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:15,947
Now I can't blow out
the candles
321
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,615
and I can't make a wish.
322
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,551
Guess what my wish
was gonna be.
323
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,454
A new car?
324
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:35,867
No.
We'll make it up to you.
325
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,567
Work-Work for free until we
326
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,437
pay you back what we owe
for the cake and the Sharon.
327
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,811
I can't go back to my old job,
I don't want that life.
328
00:18:46,844 --> 00:18:49,513
That was my dad's life,
and he worked heaps
329
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,749
and did everything right,
330
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,451
and look where it got him.
331
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,487
We wanna show you
what we're made of.
332
00:18:57,521 --> 00:19:00,658
Give us something
more than... than just...
333
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,292
picking up a cake.
334
00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:22,914
You know why I came to this city
at the ass end of nowhere?
335
00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:23,981
Love.
336
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,585
That's my wife.
337
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,091
- She's pretty.
- She's a whore.
338
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:40,630
- Oh.
- Eh?
339
00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:42,066
She broke her vows.
340
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,168
Yeah!
341
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,003
Marriage is sacred...
342
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:48,706
sanctified,
343
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,708
and she shat all over that.
344
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:53,343
She went around
screwing some...
345
00:19:53,678 --> 00:19:56,379
prick called Donny Kong.
346
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,556
I want Donny dead.
347
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:08,759
Dead.
348
00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:09,660
Dead!
349
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:12,529
Dead! Dead! Dead!
Fucking dead!
350
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,667
Fair enough.
351
00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:21,538
Now, I could get Barry
and Dean here
352
00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:23,540
to take care of it for me.
353
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:26,409
But why should they
get their hands dirty
354
00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:27,845
when I've got the two of you
355
00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,580
with a sweet little
debt to pay?
356
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:34,384
And you did just say
you wanted to do something more.
357
00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:37,755
Freddy,
358
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,456
what am I saying?
359
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,729
What am I saying?
360
00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:47,832
That you, uh...
361
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,668
you want Donny Kong,
like...
362
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:51,969
dead?
363
00:20:52,703 --> 00:20:54,071
Marvin,
364
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:56,207
what else am I saying?
365
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,675
That...
366
00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,011
you want us...
367
00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:02,545
to kill him.
368
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:09,153
Now, Barry and Dean
will give you the address
369
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:11,188
and anything else
you might need,
370
00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:12,990
and you'll do this by...
371
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,960
noon tomorrow.
372
00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:19,664
High noon.
373
00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:23,433
Yeah, I like that.
That's a good deadline.
374
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:25,970
Dramatic.
375
00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:31,108
Let me be crystal
fucking clear.
376
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:32,810
You don't do this,
377
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,112
and I'll have the boys here
give each of you
378
00:21:35,146 --> 00:21:36,881
a permanent limp...
379
00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:39,016
in both legs.
380
00:21:41,152 --> 00:21:42,853
Probably worse.
381
00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:47,191
But you do do this,
and we'll be all square.
382
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,459
Square as a bear.
383
00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:52,129
So what's it gonna be?
384
00:21:52,697 --> 00:21:54,065
Square as a bear...
385
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,867
or permanent limp?
386
00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:03,573
Is that even possible?
To have a limp in both legs?
387
00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:05,743
We are so fucked.
388
00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,244
Wouldn't...
389
00:22:09,046 --> 00:22:10,681
one limp, like,
390
00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:12,883
cancel out the other?
391
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,919
Bro, we don't do this
392
00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:17,520
and we're in some deep shit.
393
00:22:17,554 --> 00:22:19,957
Maybe we just talk
to this Donny dude,
394
00:22:19,991 --> 00:22:21,624
make him see reason,
395
00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:24,228
tell him why we're there
396
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,529
and Spiggs knows
what's going on,
397
00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:29,532
so if he doesn't skip town,
398
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:31,202
then he's a dead man.
399
00:22:31,568 --> 00:22:32,937
He disappears,
400
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:36,207
we go back and tell Spiggs
we took care of him...
401
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,908
all good.
402
00:22:41,846 --> 00:22:43,646
We could, like,
403
00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,615
break down the door
404
00:22:45,648 --> 00:22:48,185
and, like, put a gun in
his face and be, like,
405
00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:52,690
"Bro, leave town
or we're gonna fuck you up!"
406
00:22:56,193 --> 00:22:57,928
Yeah, nah.
407
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,609
You know what he'd say,
don't you?
408
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:17,114
"Where's my fucking beer,
boys?"
409
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,251
"Straight and narrow, son."
410
00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,686
"Straight and narrow."
411
00:23:32,263 --> 00:23:33,898
Wanna end up like Glen?
412
00:23:34,932 --> 00:23:37,168
Breaking your back
for fuck all?
413
00:23:38,702 --> 00:23:42,039
This Donny dude is rooting
the boss' missus.
414
00:23:43,074 --> 00:23:44,708
And you heard Spiggs.
415
00:23:45,743 --> 00:23:47,778
Marriage is sanctimonious.
416
00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:51,115
We sort this Donny dude
for Spiggs
417
00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:55,686
and we'll be straight up
set for good, bro.
418
00:23:57,922 --> 00:23:59,824
High on the hog.
419
00:24:52,276 --> 00:24:53,944
Um.
420
00:24:53,978 --> 00:24:56,780
Do we... Do we knock or,
like...
421
00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:59,884
bust the door down
and then take him by surprise?
422
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,019
What if we knock
and when he opens up,
423
00:25:02,052 --> 00:25:05,789
we, like, force our way in
and, you know,...
424
00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:07,992
take it from there?
425
00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:23,474
♪ Hush, not a word ♪
426
00:25:23,507 --> 00:25:25,943
♪ to Mary ♪
427
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:29,313
♪ She means the world ♪
428
00:25:29,346 --> 00:25:30,714
♪ to me ♪
429
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,825
♪ ...word to Mary ♪
430
00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:50,935
He ain't home, bro.
431
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,104
Yes, thank you.
432
00:25:54,505 --> 00:25:56,173
No, that's perfect.
433
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,344
This is where you'll find him,
434
00:26:00,377 --> 00:26:01,545
and remember, Roy,
it's important
435
00:26:01,579 --> 00:26:04,515
you don't kill him until after
he tells you where it is.
436
00:26:04,548 --> 00:26:05,950
Not a problem, Skip.
437
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,188
Well, fuck off, then.
438
00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:17,294
Dude comes home
and we're already in there,
439
00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:18,495
we surprise him,
440
00:26:18,529 --> 00:26:20,030
and then, like, bam.
441
00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:23,434
Like jump out from behind
the couch or something?
442
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,869
Yeah, whatever's gonna
work best.
443
00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:27,404
You think it's even
the right room?
444
00:26:27,438 --> 00:26:29,106
Only one way to find out.
445
00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,253
♪ ...and the music ♪
446
00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:47,358
♪ We want you to see ♪
447
00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:49,827
♪ the world ♪
448
00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,864
♪ And see all the beauty ♪
449
00:26:53,897 --> 00:26:56,100
♪ that surrounds you ♪
450
00:26:58,135 --> 00:27:00,371
♪ Who came knocking
at the door? ♪
451
00:27:00,404 --> 00:27:04,375
♪ The little girl
in the long white gown ♪
452
00:27:04,408 --> 00:27:06,110
Ah-la-la-la-la.
453
00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:08,779
♪ ...to answer the door ♪
454
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,281
Ah.
455
00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:13,884
Why do you have to kiss
your bullets?
456
00:27:14,518 --> 00:27:17,421
- Cos it's lucky.
- ♪ Dance all around the world ♪
457
00:27:17,454 --> 00:27:20,324
No, because you've missed
every shot.
458
00:27:23,027 --> 00:27:24,595
Who is it?
459
00:27:24,628 --> 00:27:26,497
Who do you think, dick?
460
00:27:27,298 --> 00:27:31,101
♪ We want you to see ♪
461
00:27:31,135 --> 00:27:32,936
♪ the world ♪
462
00:27:34,438 --> 00:27:37,308
♪ and see all the beauty ♪
463
00:27:37,341 --> 00:27:39,977
♪ that surrounds you ♪
464
00:27:40,878 --> 00:27:43,414
♪ Who came knocking
at the door? ♪
465
00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:45,249
- What's he doing?
- ♪ The little man... ♪
466
00:27:45,282 --> 00:27:47,284
Is he even alive?
467
00:27:48,452 --> 00:27:51,522
♪ Who came running
to answer the door? ♪
468
00:27:51,555 --> 00:27:53,190
♪ A dragon
and a man dressed... ♪
469
00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:55,559
♪ ...up as a clown ♪
470
00:27:57,662 --> 00:27:59,196
♪ Dance all around ♪
471
00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:00,931
On three.
472
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:01,632
One.
473
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:02,333
Two.
474
00:28:02,366 --> 00:28:04,501
- Hold on. Wait!
- What?
475
00:28:04,535 --> 00:28:06,036
We should count down.
476
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,338
It's better to cut down
than up.
477
00:28:07,371 --> 00:28:08,639
♪ ...and the music ♪
478
00:28:08,673 --> 00:28:10,407
What difference does it make?
479
00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:12,976
- What if you go past three?
- ♪ We want you to see ♪
480
00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:16,146
- When's it gonna stop?
- ♪ the world ♪
481
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,115
You go.
482
00:28:18,148 --> 00:28:19,583
Three, two...
483
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,218
Hold on!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
484
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,220
- What?!
- Are we going on one or zero?
485
00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:25,322
After one,
you don't say the zero.
486
00:28:25,356 --> 00:28:26,223
All right.
487
00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:28,425
Three, two,
488
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,027
one.
489
00:28:31,061 --> 00:28:32,996
And so the guards
threw down their weapons
490
00:28:33,030 --> 00:28:34,932
- and the children put aside...
- Shoot him, bro.
491
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,967
You shoot him.
492
00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:38,869
It's a flare gun.
493
00:28:48,445 --> 00:28:49,213
Shoot him!
494
00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:51,281
Let him go!
I'll shoot you, bro!
495
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:51,949
I mean it.
496
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:54,418
- With my gun!
- Oh. Fuck!
497
00:28:54,451 --> 00:28:57,154
♪ We want you to see... ♪
498
00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:02,192
♪ See the world ♪
499
00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:06,330
♪ see all the beauty
that surrounds you ♪
500
00:29:08,198 --> 00:29:10,367
♪ Dance all around the world ♪
501
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,705
♪ Dance all around the world ♪
502
00:29:13,738 --> 00:29:15,506
♪ All around the
world with me ♪
503
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,043
Oh!
504
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,620
What happened?
505
00:29:29,654 --> 00:29:31,488
Is he dead?
506
00:29:32,156 --> 00:29:33,590
- Looks it.
- Oh!
507
00:29:33,624 --> 00:29:37,027
He could have that thing,
where you, like,
508
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:39,396
suddenly fall asleep.
You know?
509
00:29:40,397 --> 00:29:42,199
Narcoleprosy.
510
00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:44,234
Hey!
511
00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:45,469
Dude.
512
00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:47,037
Hello?
513
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,038
It's all good.
514
00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:53,010
He ain't sleeping, bro.
515
00:29:56,781 --> 00:29:58,315
Oh.
516
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:11,462
Am I surprised?
517
00:30:11,628 --> 00:30:13,430
Actually, yes.
518
00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:15,566
Yes, I am.
519
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,102
To be honest,
520
00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:22,306
I was sure that if anyone
was gonna fuck this up
521
00:30:22,339 --> 00:30:24,441
and get themselves killed,
522
00:30:24,475 --> 00:30:26,343
it was you two.
523
00:30:28,545 --> 00:30:32,349
Yeah, let's view this as
a kind of initiation, huh?
524
00:30:35,052 --> 00:30:36,553
A toast...
525
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,022
to Donny's demise!
526
00:30:45,529 --> 00:30:50,000
Let's see that skinny little
fuck fuck my missus now.
527
00:30:50,668 --> 00:30:52,369
Mr Spiggs,
528
00:30:52,402 --> 00:30:55,405
did you just call
Donny Kong skinny
529
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:58,108
in the same way you might
call Marvin brainy?
530
00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:01,512
What do you mean?
531
00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:03,580
- He was fat.
- What?
532
00:31:03,681 --> 00:31:05,549
Yeah, like, really fat.
533
00:31:07,351 --> 00:31:09,353
Oh, you shot a fat man?
534
00:31:11,789 --> 00:31:13,791
Are you guys fucking with me,
are you?
535
00:31:13,825 --> 00:31:16,728
Huh? Are you guys
fucking with me, eh?!
536
00:31:21,098 --> 00:31:22,499
Oh, fuck!
537
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:23,634
Maybe, you know,
538
00:31:23,668 --> 00:31:25,536
Donny porked out
since you last saw him.
539
00:31:25,569 --> 00:31:28,171
Wh-Wh-What he just ballooned
overnight, huh?
540
00:31:28,205 --> 00:31:31,241
Magically beat the fuck
out of his anorexia!
541
00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:32,744
You guys shot the wrong man,
didn't you?!
542
00:31:32,777 --> 00:31:35,412
- Technically, he died before...
- Before you what?
543
00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:36,547
We didn't actually shoot him.
544
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,482
You just said
that you fucking did.
545
00:31:38,515 --> 00:31:40,083
We just wanted you
to like us.
546
00:31:40,117 --> 00:31:41,518
We think it was
a heart attack,
547
00:31:41,552 --> 00:31:43,186
probably because of his size.
548
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:45,790
- And the situation.
- Yeah. The sitch.
549
00:31:55,532 --> 00:31:57,534
Whoa, whoa!
550
00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:04,575
Come here,
you little fucks!
551
00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:15,485
Fuck it.
552
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:38,141
- Where are you going, bro?
- It's OK.
553
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,378
Bro, where are you going?
Bro, come back.
554
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,548
I'm sorry.
555
00:32:45,582 --> 00:32:48,820
Did you do anything
or say anything to anybody
556
00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,421
that would make it
even remotely possible
557
00:32:51,455 --> 00:32:55,325
to trace what happened
to the fat man back to me?
558
00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:57,361
Probably not.
559
00:32:57,662 --> 00:32:59,664
"Probably not."
560
00:33:00,631 --> 00:33:02,900
That's very reassuring, son.
561
00:33:02,934 --> 00:33:04,869
Nobody saw us, Mr Spiggs.
562
00:33:08,505 --> 00:33:11,508
Go back, get a name
for the fat man.
563
00:33:11,608 --> 00:33:14,177
Then I want you
to find Donny Kong
564
00:33:14,211 --> 00:33:15,813
and finish the job.
565
00:33:17,547 --> 00:33:19,416
You got it?
566
00:33:19,784 --> 00:33:21,686
Of course, yeah.
567
00:33:22,352 --> 00:33:24,388
Until I have a name
for the fat man
568
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:27,825
and Donny is picking turnips
with a stepladder,
569
00:33:27,859 --> 00:33:29,927
then we're not square
as a bear.
570
00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:32,897
Why would... Why would Donny
be picking turnips?
571
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,231
Dead, Freddy!
Dead!
572
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,867
Cos he'd be fucking dead!
573
00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:37,935
Wait.
574
00:33:41,673 --> 00:33:43,675
You...
575
00:33:45,977 --> 00:33:50,313
Now, as you know, Freddy,
the deadline's still noon.
576
00:33:50,347 --> 00:33:53,383
If you're not back by then,
I shoot Marvin's foot.
577
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:56,654
Then every half hour
past noon,
578
00:33:57,021 --> 00:33:58,522
I'll shoot him again.
579
00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:01,458
I'll start with the other foot,
580
00:34:01,491 --> 00:34:02,960
work my way up to his knees...
581
00:34:04,261 --> 00:34:06,263
...his hands, and then...
582
00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:07,699
...ugh...
583
00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,735
...I'm sure you
get the picture.
584
00:34:17,675 --> 00:34:20,477
I think he's in room 202,
but I'm not too sure.
585
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:22,747
Maybe you've got a register
with his name in it.
586
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,214
You a cop?
587
00:34:25,382 --> 00:34:26,650
I'm not a cop, really.
588
00:34:26,684 --> 00:34:28,753
- Are you sure you're not a cop?
- I'm not.
589
00:34:28,786 --> 00:34:30,888
- Cos you sound like a cop.
- I'm not.
590
00:34:30,922 --> 00:34:31,823
OK, well,
if you're not a cop,
591
00:34:31,856 --> 00:34:34,491
then why should I tell you
if your friend,
592
00:34:34,524 --> 00:34:37,028
if, in fact, he is your friend,
is in room 202?
593
00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:38,495
Is your mum
or dad here or...?
594
00:34:38,528 --> 00:34:40,564
- What's your friend's name?
- Um...
595
00:34:40,597 --> 00:34:42,700
His name.
Um...
596
00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:44,267
Funny thing is...
597
00:34:44,902 --> 00:34:47,337
I've actually forgotten
his name.
598
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:48,706
Oh, right.
599
00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:50,908
B-B-But he's...
He's really large.
600
00:34:50,942 --> 00:34:51,843
Asian, I think.
601
00:34:51,876 --> 00:34:53,911
So you don't know
if your friend's Asian
602
00:34:53,945 --> 00:34:55,046
and you can't
remember his name?
603
00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:57,347
Room 202.
It's just a name.
604
00:34:57,782 --> 00:34:58,983
What's that say?
605
00:34:59,784 --> 00:35:02,486
- Do you know what it means?
- Um...
606
00:35:38,122 --> 00:35:39,924
Hello? Donny?
607
00:35:39,957 --> 00:35:42,960
Hello?
608
00:35:44,494 --> 00:35:46,329
...We import
so much of our food,
609
00:35:46,363 --> 00:35:47,965
and all the time,
it's got to come up from the
610
00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:50,367
Northern Hemisphere; it's gotta
come from the warmer climates,
611
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,003
cos we're not very good
at growing stuff.
612
00:36:18,896 --> 00:36:22,332
Police.
Open the door, please.
613
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,335
Open the door.
614
00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:28,005
Uh, just a second.
615
00:36:41,686 --> 00:36:44,554
Sorry. It was just kind of mess,
so...
616
00:36:44,856 --> 00:36:47,058
We got a call that someone
matching your description
617
00:36:47,091 --> 00:36:48,960
- broke in here.
- I didn't actually break in.
618
00:36:48,993 --> 00:36:50,761
Jeff left the door
open for me.
619
00:36:50,795 --> 00:36:52,395
Who the hell is Jeff?
620
00:36:52,429 --> 00:36:54,866
Jeff Kwok.
We're hooking up today.
621
00:36:54,899 --> 00:36:56,067
And he said to wait
here for him.
622
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,102
He's lying. I've never
heard of Jeff Kwok.
623
00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:01,504
Yeah, Jeff knows Donny,
and he's staying here.
624
00:37:01,538 --> 00:37:04,041
I think that's actually
his suitcase over there.
625
00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:05,142
What's your name?
626
00:37:07,078 --> 00:37:08,779
Uh, Calvin...
627
00:37:09,446 --> 00:37:10,781
Broadus.
628
00:37:11,581 --> 00:37:13,050
People call me Snoop.
629
00:37:13,718 --> 00:37:15,720
Got some ID, Snoop?
630
00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:19,623
- Sorry, no.
- Oh, this is bullshit!
631
00:37:19,657 --> 00:37:20,658
OK, calm down.
632
00:37:20,691 --> 00:37:22,592
He told me that he didn't
know who lives here,
633
00:37:22,626 --> 00:37:24,695
and he asked me for a name!
634
00:37:24,729 --> 00:37:26,764
I'll take it from here, OK?
635
00:37:41,645 --> 00:37:43,480
Is someone in there?
636
00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:46,117
Oh, uh, I don't...
I don't think so.
637
00:37:46,483 --> 00:37:48,185
Actually, I wouldn't
go in there.
638
00:37:48,219 --> 00:37:51,055
I just did a monster shit,
and it's like...
639
00:37:51,722 --> 00:37:53,423
Whoa.
640
00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:04,902
When do you expect
your friend to get back?
641
00:38:10,808 --> 00:38:12,677
Uh, soon.
642
00:38:12,977 --> 00:38:14,979
Maybe you should
wait outside.
643
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:41,504
Shit!
644
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:46,043
Fuck.
645
00:39:13,570 --> 00:39:15,139
- It's clean?
- Definitely.
646
00:39:18,109 --> 00:39:19,944
So you tidied up
647
00:39:19,977 --> 00:39:23,147
and you wiped clean
everything we touched?
648
00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:25,249
What do you think
"definitely" means?
649
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,219
Yeah, I cleaned up and tidied
everything we touched,
650
00:39:28,252 --> 00:39:31,255
just like your highness ordered,
so can we get fucking moving?
651
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,090
Because the skipper's waiting,
652
00:39:33,124 --> 00:39:35,092
and she doesn't like
to be kept waiting.
653
00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,827
Fucking knew I should
have done it myself.
654
00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:39,663
Do I look like
a fucking idiot?
655
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:41,799
You treat me
like a fucking idiot,
656
00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:43,200
and I don't like it.
657
00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,635
- You don't like it?
- I do not.
658
00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,271
You know,
there's a saying...
659
00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:49,874
you teach people
how to treat you.
660
00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:51,008
What?!
661
00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:53,310
Who's "they"?
662
00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:55,545
It's just what they say.
663
00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:58,215
Fuck!
664
00:39:58,749 --> 00:39:59,884
Fucking shit.
665
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,221
Jesus...
666
00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:06,791
What the fuck
are you waiting for?!
667
00:40:06,824 --> 00:40:10,094
- Calm the fuck down.
- Come on, man!
668
00:40:10,127 --> 00:40:11,962
Those cops are gonna ask us
fucking questions,
669
00:40:11,996 --> 00:40:14,899
and it's gonna fucking blow up
in our faces like fucking C4.
670
00:40:14,932 --> 00:40:16,100
And the skip won't be happy.
She won't be.
671
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:17,234
- Fuck!
- Roy.
672
00:40:17,268 --> 00:40:19,602
- Won't be happy, okay.
- OK, it's all good, all right?
673
00:40:19,636 --> 00:40:21,105
OK, just use your breathing.
674
00:40:21,138 --> 00:40:23,640
Use your breathing.
675
00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,642
There, you happy?
676
00:40:25,676 --> 00:40:27,978
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm fucking happy!
677
00:40:28,012 --> 00:40:29,814
Breathing. Breathing.
678
00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:31,048
Here we go.
679
00:40:34,118 --> 00:40:35,119
Chill, dog.
680
00:40:35,953 --> 00:40:37,154
Chill, dog.
681
00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:39,190
- "Chill, dog"?
- What?
682
00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:42,726
- Who says that any more?
- Everyone.
683
00:40:43,994 --> 00:40:45,796
- Brolax.
- What?
684
00:40:47,031 --> 00:40:49,333
You know, "brolax".
It's like the new "chill dog".
685
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:52,203
You know, but instead
of "chill dog",
686
00:40:52,236 --> 00:40:55,272
you've got bro and relax.
You put it together... brolax.
687
00:40:55,306 --> 00:40:56,707
- Brolax?
- Mm.
688
00:40:57,141 --> 00:40:58,075
Brolax.
689
00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,146
Brolax.
690
00:41:03,848 --> 00:41:07,650
♪ To hide away our fears ♪
691
00:41:08,352 --> 00:41:10,754
- ♪ H ♪
- Hi.
692
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,156
- Fuck off.
- Hey.
693
00:41:12,189 --> 00:41:13,924
- Wait, wait.
- Oi!
694
00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,160
♪ T ♪
695
00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:17,027
Get out!
696
00:41:17,061 --> 00:41:18,762
I just wanna get into
Donny's room!
697
00:41:18,796 --> 00:41:19,497
I'm calling the police.
698
00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,398
♪ Te p ♪
699
00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,434
♪ Te p ♪
700
00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:25,836
♪ He t ♪
701
00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:27,204
Don't make me hurt
the fish.
702
00:41:27,238 --> 00:41:29,206
♪ Te kupu ♪
703
00:41:33,177 --> 00:41:35,079
You killed my fish!
704
00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:37,982
I'm gonna kill you!
705
00:41:39,783 --> 00:41:41,752
Oh, shit, sorry.
706
00:41:41,886 --> 00:41:43,754
I didn't mean to.
707
00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:45,923
Hey, hey.
708
00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:24,995
Jeff.
709
00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:30,134
Jeff?
710
00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:32,136
Jeff?
711
00:42:32,169 --> 00:42:34,772
These young girls
and these young children,
712
00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:37,208
they are looking at us...
713
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,234
Hmm.
714
00:43:38,869 --> 00:43:39,837
That's right.
715
00:43:47,177 --> 00:43:49,380
Come to me, bad boy.
716
00:43:49,413 --> 00:43:50,514
Here we go.
717
00:43:55,953 --> 00:43:57,821
Mmm, yeah.
718
00:44:07,164 --> 00:44:10,301
Oh, momma.
719
00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,945
Oh, put it there.
720
00:44:31,155 --> 00:44:32,289
Hey, boss.
721
00:44:33,991 --> 00:44:37,061
Slang for anus.
Four letters. Ends with E.
722
00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:38,929
Arse doesn't fit.
723
00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:43,867
So, it's done?
724
00:44:43,901 --> 00:44:46,236
Uh, kinda.
Kinda done.
725
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,404
What do you mean
"kind of"?
726
00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:49,506
How can someone be
kind of dead?
727
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,341
He's dead.
728
00:44:50,374 --> 00:44:52,910
You know, he's...
definitely dead.
729
00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:57,381
There was just no signs
of a break-in or a struggle,
730
00:44:57,414 --> 00:44:59,917
so we figured, you know...
731
00:45:00,351 --> 00:45:01,585
heart attack?
732
00:45:01,618 --> 00:45:05,155
Yeah, I mean, a body of those
proportions, you know, it was...
733
00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,057
What?
734
00:45:07,091 --> 00:45:07,925
Roy had a hunch.
735
00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:10,394
Here's my hunch.
This is what happened.
736
00:45:10,427 --> 00:45:13,665
He ate it, and then he tries to
shit it out in the bath, right?
737
00:45:13,698 --> 00:45:15,165
Because if he tried
to shit it out in the toilet,
738
00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:16,567
it would go down
the drain, right?
739
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,602
So while he's trying to
shit it out in the bath,
740
00:45:18,635 --> 00:45:21,605
the strain was so big that,
741
00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:23,474
boom, heart attack!
742
00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,610
Jeff ate the merchandise?
743
00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:28,145
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
744
00:45:28,345 --> 00:45:30,481
So it's still inside him,
and we need to cut it out.
745
00:45:30,514 --> 00:45:32,649
No fucking way
I'm cutting him up.
746
00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,052
Which leaves...
747
00:45:35,352 --> 00:45:36,520
well, just you.
748
00:45:36,553 --> 00:45:37,955
- Me?
- Hmm.
749
00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,390
- I saw a meat clever...
- Hey, whoa, whoa.
750
00:45:39,423 --> 00:45:40,958
- Oh, what?
- A meat clever?
751
00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:42,159
Yeah.
752
00:45:43,193 --> 00:45:45,195
- Yeah.
- What?
753
00:45:46,731 --> 00:45:48,365
W-We can't do it here
754
00:45:48,399 --> 00:45:51,001
cos of forensics
and whatnot.
755
00:45:51,669 --> 00:45:54,571
- Which is why...
- Oh God no.
756
00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:57,241
- We take him to the workshop.
- Right.
757
00:45:57,274 --> 00:45:59,243
And we let the skip do it.
758
00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:03,347
- He's in the van.
- Oh, is he?
759
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:07,384
We dressed him in a tracksuit
so nothing looked suspicious.
760
00:46:07,418 --> 00:46:09,186
Hmm.
Tell me, Roy,
761
00:46:09,219 --> 00:46:11,155
the room you found him in,
762
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,990
what floor was it on?
763
00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:15,092
- First.
- First.
764
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,662
- Oh, so there were stairs?
- Yep.
765
00:46:18,061 --> 00:46:19,463
And where did you park?
766
00:46:19,496 --> 00:46:22,366
Uh, on the street
outside the motel.
767
00:46:22,734 --> 00:46:24,435
Oh, I see.
768
00:46:24,468 --> 00:46:28,172
So, let's just recreate this
morning's events, shall we?
769
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:31,341
So you find Jeff dead
in the bathroom,
770
00:46:31,676 --> 00:46:33,644
and you put him in
a tracksuit,
771
00:46:34,478 --> 00:46:36,346
then you carry him
772
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:39,550
down some stairs
and on to a public street,
773
00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:43,053
and you put him
in the van.
774
00:46:44,789 --> 00:46:46,623
And all this
takes place when?
775
00:46:47,424 --> 00:46:49,359
Oh, it was early-ish, eh.
776
00:46:49,393 --> 00:46:51,228
In broad fucking daylight!
777
00:46:51,261 --> 00:46:55,098
And then you drive a body
the size of a small whale
778
00:46:55,132 --> 00:46:56,567
around the city
779
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,403
and you leave him
parked in a van
780
00:46:59,503 --> 00:47:01,673
outside my shop.
781
00:47:02,105 --> 00:47:05,743
But nothing looks suspicious,
does it?
782
00:47:11,615 --> 00:47:14,451
I-I-It's so nice
to see you brolax.
783
00:47:14,485 --> 00:47:16,553
What did you say?
784
00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:18,055
- Don't.
- Brolax.
785
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,090
It's like when you're
a brother relaxing,
786
00:47:20,123 --> 00:47:22,292
- and you just take out the...
- Are you on fucking meth?!
787
00:47:22,326 --> 00:47:24,194
No, not today.
788
00:47:28,298 --> 00:47:30,300
All right, bring him in.
789
00:47:33,504 --> 00:47:34,739
Fucking morons.
790
00:47:45,182 --> 00:47:48,318
♪ The street's a liar ♪
791
00:47:48,786 --> 00:47:52,422
♪ I'm gonna lure you
into the dark ♪
792
00:47:52,790 --> 00:47:55,727
♪ My cold desire ♪
793
00:47:56,527 --> 00:48:00,230
- ♪ To hear the boom, boom, boom, of your heart ♪
- See anything, Skip?
794
00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:02,366
Roy, when did you decide
it was acceptable
795
00:48:02,399 --> 00:48:04,268
to call me Skip?
796
00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,771
What, so that doesn't
get your freak on?
797
00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:09,239
- My "freak on"?
- Yeah.
798
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,408
I assume that means you
think I would like it,
799
00:48:11,441 --> 00:48:13,310
but no,
I do not like it.
800
00:48:13,544 --> 00:48:15,412
Bum-lickers don't impress me.
801
00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:17,614
What does impress you?
802
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,319
People who make my life easy.
803
00:48:22,352 --> 00:48:24,321
♪ Such a pretty face ♪
804
00:48:24,354 --> 00:48:26,223
♪ This is a bad town ♪
805
00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:27,792
♪ For such a pretty face ♪
806
00:48:27,825 --> 00:48:28,860
- ♪ This is a bad town ♪
- So...
807
00:48:28,893 --> 00:48:31,361
what would it take for
someone like me, you know,
808
00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:34,531
to make life easier
for someone like you?
809
00:48:34,565 --> 00:48:36,466
Sorry, Skip.
Shit.
810
00:48:37,702 --> 00:48:39,737
- Skip.
- Oh, shut the fuck up.
811
00:48:42,539 --> 00:48:44,308
♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪
812
00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:46,811
♪ I'm gonna getcha,
getcha ♪
813
00:48:47,311 --> 00:48:49,313
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
814
00:48:49,681 --> 00:48:51,381
♪ I wanna taste the way ♪
815
00:48:51,415 --> 00:48:53,617
♪ That you bleed ♪
816
00:48:53,918 --> 00:48:56,587
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
817
00:48:57,621 --> 00:48:59,423
♪ I'm gonna catch ya ♪
818
00:48:59,456 --> 00:49:01,592
♪ I'm gonna getcha,
getcha. ♪
819
00:49:02,392 --> 00:49:04,328
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
820
00:49:04,628 --> 00:49:09,132
♪ I wanna taste the way
that you bleed ♪
821
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:11,268
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪
822
00:49:11,803 --> 00:49:12,904
Well, gentlemen,
823
00:49:12,937 --> 00:49:15,673
the merchandise
is not in the fat man.
824
00:49:16,473 --> 00:49:17,641
Which means what?
825
00:49:18,308 --> 00:49:19,443
It's somewhere else.
826
00:49:19,576 --> 00:49:20,712
It's somewhere else.
827
00:49:20,745 --> 00:49:23,480
That is correct.
Well done, Semo.
828
00:49:23,513 --> 00:49:24,816
But where?
829
00:49:26,316 --> 00:49:28,418
- Good question.
- Good question?
830
00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:30,788
Not a good question?
831
00:49:30,822 --> 00:49:33,490
No, Roy, that's not
a good question.
832
00:49:33,858 --> 00:49:36,526
That is an outstanding question.
833
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,630
That is the best
fucking question
834
00:49:39,664 --> 00:49:41,365
on the entire fucking planet.
835
00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:43,634
That is the fucking
"to be or not to be"
836
00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:46,203
of fucking questions,
and I want it fucking answered,
837
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:47,872
so get back to that
fucking motel,
838
00:49:47,905 --> 00:49:49,473
and you fucking rip
that place apart,
839
00:49:49,506 --> 00:49:50,808
and you don't fucking stop
840
00:49:50,842 --> 00:49:54,177
until you find my
fucking merchandise!
841
00:50:01,986 --> 00:50:03,788
Why couldn't you just
have eaten it
842
00:50:03,821 --> 00:50:06,390
like you clearly eat
everything else?
843
00:50:29,246 --> 00:50:30,815
You think about a lot
of things when you're
844
00:50:30,848 --> 00:50:33,216
trapped under a bed
in a motel room
845
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,886
with a guy who
might want to kill you
846
00:50:34,919 --> 00:50:36,788
if he found out you were
there to kill him
847
00:50:36,821 --> 00:50:38,522
for screwing your boss' wife.
848
00:50:38,555 --> 00:50:40,758
All kinds of stuff...
random stuff,
849
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:44,862
like what I'd do differently
if I coached the Warriors.
850
00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,731
Other stuff too,
851
00:50:46,764 --> 00:50:48,365
like my dad,
852
00:50:48,398 --> 00:50:50,400
who didn't deserve to die,
853
00:50:50,735 --> 00:50:52,904
and what he might
say right now.
854
00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:55,539
Something like,
855
00:50:55,940 --> 00:51:00,210
"You made a mistake, son,
getting involved with Spiggs."
856
00:51:01,311 --> 00:51:02,814
And then he'd hug me
857
00:51:03,613 --> 00:51:05,582
and tell me he loved me.
858
00:51:06,550 --> 00:51:10,520
Then I thought about the time
and the high noon thing,
859
00:51:10,554 --> 00:51:12,824
and the deadline and how
I needed to do this for Marvin,
860
00:51:12,857 --> 00:51:14,692
who was always there for me.
861
00:51:16,761 --> 00:51:18,562
And I thought,
862
00:51:18,595 --> 00:51:20,898
"Yeah,
Dad would understand."
863
00:51:22,399 --> 00:51:23,935
But then I was all like,
864
00:51:24,401 --> 00:51:26,603
"Man, this is really confusing."
865
00:51:27,071 --> 00:51:29,339
The only thing I could
think to do next was
866
00:51:29,372 --> 00:51:31,308
pray for a miracle.
867
00:51:48,993 --> 00:51:50,494
Jeff?
868
00:51:58,502 --> 00:51:59,369
Jeff?
869
00:52:02,774 --> 00:52:04,809
Jeff?
870
00:52:15,019 --> 00:52:17,287
Tell us where it is
and we'll be on our way.
871
00:52:19,957 --> 00:52:20,992
Fuck!
872
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,830
Oh, righty-oh, mate.
873
00:52:25,997 --> 00:52:27,464
Oh, that...
874
00:52:27,497 --> 00:52:28,532
that's dirty.
875
00:52:41,545 --> 00:52:43,547
Fuck.
876
00:52:45,649 --> 00:52:46,583
Jesus.
877
00:52:49,921 --> 00:52:51,388
OK.
878
00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:55,927
We know Jeff stole it.
879
00:52:56,626 --> 00:52:58,495
And we know he
was hiding out in here,
880
00:52:58,528 --> 00:53:00,832
which means you know
why he was hiding out,
881
00:53:00,865 --> 00:53:03,768
which means you know
where it is. So where is it?
882
00:53:03,801 --> 00:53:06,469
Jeff said he needed a place
to stay for a while,
883
00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:07,537
but I don't know
what you mean.
884
00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:13,911
Please, don't hurt me, please.
885
00:53:14,611 --> 00:53:16,714
- Toilet?
- Yeah, yeah.
886
00:53:17,581 --> 00:53:18,749
- Get up.
- The toilet?
887
00:53:18,783 --> 00:53:20,417
- Yeah, yeah, get up. Come on.
- I don't need toilet!
888
00:53:20,450 --> 00:53:21,886
I don't need toilet!
889
00:53:21,919 --> 00:53:22,854
Right, toilet.
890
00:53:22,887 --> 00:53:25,022
- No, thank you. I don't need it!
- Let's go.
891
00:53:26,657 --> 00:53:28,659
Where is it?!
892
00:53:37,567 --> 00:53:40,738
Where is what!
893
00:53:40,905 --> 00:53:42,539
Wrong!
894
00:53:42,572 --> 00:53:45,710
We know that Jeff came here
after he took it!
895
00:53:45,743 --> 00:53:48,145
Just tell us!
896
00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:52,750
- Where the fuck is it?!
- Oi, oi, oi, oi.
897
00:53:52,783 --> 00:53:54,618
- Where the fuck is it?!
- Hey, hey. Wait, wait!
898
00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:57,154
Come. Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy.
899
00:53:57,554 --> 00:53:58,723
What the fuck, bro?
900
00:53:58,756 --> 00:54:01,458
Fuck, he's no good to us dead,
is he?
901
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,594
Come on, stay with me.
902
00:54:04,628 --> 00:54:05,428
Yo, bro.
903
00:54:06,998 --> 00:54:09,432
Hey, just tell us where it is
and we'll call an ambulance.
904
00:54:11,601 --> 00:54:12,737
Yo.
905
00:54:15,907 --> 00:54:16,841
Hey, hey, hey.
906
00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,410
Come on, no, no, no.
907
00:54:25,016 --> 00:54:26,449
Oh shit.
908
00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:30,688
You always fuck things up,
don't you?
909
00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:33,456
He should have told us.
910
00:54:33,858 --> 00:54:34,859
Fuck!
911
00:54:35,226 --> 00:54:36,493
Fuck!
912
00:54:36,526 --> 00:54:37,460
So what do we do now?
913
00:54:37,494 --> 00:54:39,897
Not gonna stick around here,
that's for sure.
914
00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:40,965
OK, let me think.
915
00:54:40,998 --> 00:54:43,533
We rip the place apart,
like she asked us to, OK?
916
00:54:43,566 --> 00:54:44,769
But we found nothing.
917
00:54:44,802 --> 00:54:48,239
- What about the merchandise?
- Fuck the merchandise, bro.
918
00:54:48,272 --> 00:54:50,107
That's two dead bodies, OK,
919
00:54:50,141 --> 00:54:52,243
because of this fucking
merchandise.
920
00:54:52,276 --> 00:54:54,812
I don't want to be body number
three, do you?
921
00:54:54,845 --> 00:54:55,813
Good. Let's go.
922
00:54:57,214 --> 00:54:59,183
Oh, wait.
923
00:55:03,054 --> 00:55:04,587
Fuck, Roy, come on.
924
00:55:04,621 --> 00:55:07,658
- Oh, what is up with his...?
- Roy!
925
00:55:29,146 --> 00:55:30,647
Freddy?
926
00:55:30,681 --> 00:55:31,949
He's gone.
927
00:55:32,649 --> 00:55:33,851
Who?
928
00:55:33,884 --> 00:55:35,820
The fat man, he's gone.
929
00:55:35,853 --> 00:55:37,021
What do you mean gone?
930
00:55:37,054 --> 00:55:39,690
Well, I got back here to the
place, and he's not here.
931
00:55:39,724 --> 00:55:41,726
- He's gone.
- Well, where is he?
932
00:55:41,759 --> 00:55:43,794
- I don't know.
- You said he was dead!
933
00:55:43,828 --> 00:55:46,529
- Yeah, he was, but...
- Then fucking what?!
934
00:55:46,563 --> 00:55:48,165
But what if he wasn't?
935
00:55:48,199 --> 00:55:49,599
Shit.
936
00:55:51,769 --> 00:55:53,104
Donny might have found him.
937
00:55:54,205 --> 00:55:56,907
Yeah, I-I don't think so.
938
00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,110
Well, how do you know that?
939
00:55:59,143 --> 00:56:00,745
Because...
940
00:56:00,778 --> 00:56:02,780
Donny's here.
941
00:56:03,114 --> 00:56:05,282
I'm looking right at him.
942
00:56:06,884 --> 00:56:07,852
Put him on.
943
00:56:07,885 --> 00:56:10,087
I can't. He's gone.
944
00:56:10,254 --> 00:56:12,289
Like, gone gone.
945
00:56:13,758 --> 00:56:15,659
- Dead gone?
- Yeah.
946
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,195
What happened?
947
00:56:18,662 --> 00:56:20,197
I killed him.
948
00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:23,267
You killed him?
949
00:56:23,868 --> 00:56:25,736
Yeah, so...
950
00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:27,972
So you can let Marvin go now,
OK?
951
00:56:30,607 --> 00:56:32,777
And why would I do that, huh?
952
00:56:33,210 --> 00:56:35,679
Because that was the deal.
953
00:56:36,013 --> 00:56:39,016
I mean, I've done everything
you asked me to,
954
00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:41,185
and it's before the deadline,
so...
955
00:56:41,218 --> 00:56:43,687
So you just want me
to take your word for it
956
00:56:43,721 --> 00:56:48,059
that you took care of Donny
and expect me to let Marvin go?
957
00:56:48,826 --> 00:56:50,560
Well...
958
00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:52,229
yeah.
959
00:56:52,263 --> 00:56:55,366
Well, nah. I want proof.
960
00:56:55,399 --> 00:56:58,568
And until I get it,
we're not square as a bear.
961
00:56:59,236 --> 00:57:01,806
So here's what
I want you to do.
962
00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:05,109
Piece of shit!
963
00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:06,811
Try now!
964
00:57:08,645 --> 00:57:12,083
You fucking beauty!
965
00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:15,152
Move. Move over.
966
00:57:18,289 --> 00:57:19,657
OK.
967
00:57:20,191 --> 00:57:21,392
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
968
00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:23,626
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
969
00:57:24,028 --> 00:57:25,229
Fuck, I left my prints
on the seat.
970
00:57:25,262 --> 00:57:26,063
Don't worry about it!
971
00:57:26,097 --> 00:57:28,732
No, I need to wipe
the seat clean!
972
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,368
Fucking hurry up, then.
973
00:57:31,469 --> 00:57:33,170
Fuck. Shit.
974
00:57:33,204 --> 00:57:34,738
Fucking idiot.
975
00:57:35,239 --> 00:57:37,741
"I want Donny's cock.
976
00:57:38,342 --> 00:57:40,643
Cut it off
and bring it to me.
977
00:57:40,678 --> 00:57:42,246
I'll know it when I see it.
978
00:57:42,279 --> 00:57:45,182
Cos how I found out
she was fucking Donny
979
00:57:45,216 --> 00:57:47,685
was finding videos
of them doing it.
980
00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:50,721
So don't bring me any old cock
that, you know,
981
00:57:50,754 --> 00:57:54,024
you cut off some fucking
homeless bloke.
982
00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:55,793
We're not square as a bear
983
00:57:55,826 --> 00:57:59,063
until Donny's cock
is in my hand.
984
00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:01,031
So you best get moving.
985
00:58:01,065 --> 00:58:03,734
Whoo-hoo!
986
00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,836
Because it's nearly noon,
Freddy.
987
00:58:06,971 --> 00:58:08,973
Tick-tock, son.
988
00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:16,646
Sorry, bro.
989
00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:20,417
Ugh.
990
00:58:29,193 --> 00:58:30,794
Fucking shit.
991
00:58:35,799 --> 00:58:37,134
Fuck.
992
00:58:52,883 --> 00:58:54,385
- Hey.
- Hi.
993
00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,421
Fuck!
994
00:59:00,157 --> 00:59:02,159
Motherfucker!
995
00:59:06,997 --> 00:59:07,932
Semo!
996
00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:09,967
He was in the room!
Get him!
997
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,002
Shit!
Stop, kid!
998
00:59:12,870 --> 00:59:15,773
- ♪ Whakatau P ♪
- Stop where you are!
999
00:59:15,806 --> 00:59:16,340
♪ M ♪
1000
00:59:16,373 --> 00:59:18,309
- Fuck!
- Whoa!
1001
00:59:18,342 --> 00:59:20,344
♪ Ng ♪
1002
00:59:21,145 --> 00:59:23,147
♪ Rongomai Te Ariki ♪
1003
00:59:23,914 --> 00:59:25,916
♪ T ♪
1004
00:59:26,383 --> 00:59:28,385
♪ Ki runga Takaparawh ♪
1005
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,322
♪ Tahu toku k ♪
1006
00:59:32,056 --> 00:59:33,891
♪ Tahu toku k ♪
1007
00:59:33,924 --> 00:59:35,259
♪ Toku ahi k ♪
1008
00:59:35,292 --> 00:59:36,827
Fuck.
1009
00:59:39,296 --> 00:59:40,264
♪ Toku ahi k ♪
1010
00:59:40,297 --> 00:59:41,999
♪ Tahu toku k ♪
1011
00:59:42,032 --> 00:59:43,834
♪ Toku ahi k ♪
1012
00:59:45,436 --> 00:59:46,770
What were you doing
in that room?
1013
00:59:46,804 --> 00:59:47,438
Nothing.
1014
00:59:48,472 --> 00:59:50,140
Seriously?
1015
00:59:50,174 --> 00:59:52,276
I broke in, OK?
1016
00:59:52,309 --> 00:59:54,378
I'm sorry if that was
your guys' place.
1017
00:59:55,346 --> 00:59:57,081
You know where it is,
don't you?
1018
00:59:57,114 --> 00:59:58,849
Where what is?
1019
00:59:58,882 --> 01:00:00,317
- What's your name?
- Freddy.
1020
01:00:00,351 --> 01:00:01,552
Freddy who?
1021
01:00:01,585 --> 01:00:03,053
Winiata.
1022
01:00:03,087 --> 01:00:04,555
OK, Freddy Winiata,
1023
01:00:04,588 --> 01:00:06,991
do you know a fat guy
called Jeff Kwok?
1024
01:00:07,024 --> 01:00:08,792
I've never heard of him.
1025
01:00:08,826 --> 01:00:10,828
OK. OK, OK. OK.
1026
01:00:10,995 --> 01:00:14,531
So, you don't fuck with us
and we don't fuck with you.
1027
01:00:14,565 --> 01:00:17,935
This is your last chance, OK?
Where is it?
1028
01:00:18,435 --> 01:00:19,503
Where is what?
1029
01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:20,904
Oh, OK, yeah.
1030
01:00:20,938 --> 01:00:22,072
Yeah, yeah, yeah?
1031
01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:23,173
OK, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
1032
01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:23,907
You don't think I will?!
1033
01:00:23,941 --> 01:00:25,876
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Listen.
1034
01:00:25,909 --> 01:00:28,879
Can we just try
and keep this one alive?
1035
01:00:28,912 --> 01:00:30,281
Just search him.
1036
01:00:30,314 --> 01:00:32,916
- You search him.
- Just... Just do it, Roy.
1037
01:00:32,950 --> 01:00:34,018
Eh, that...
1038
01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:36,053
That's not my name.
1039
01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,828
Frederick Winiata.
Least you're not lying
1040
01:00:44,862 --> 01:00:46,030
about your name, Freddy.
1041
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:48,599
- Is there anything else?
- He's a donor.
1042
01:00:48,632 --> 01:00:50,834
The wallet, dick.
1043
01:00:55,439 --> 01:00:57,374
Where'd you get this?
1044
01:00:58,275 --> 01:01:00,010
- I stole it.
- You stole it?
1045
01:01:00,044 --> 01:01:01,578
I can...
1046
01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:04,448
I can sell it
for 50 bucks easy
1047
01:01:04,481 --> 01:01:07,351
to, you know,
an illegal immigrant.
1048
01:01:08,419 --> 01:01:09,286
Right.
1049
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,389
What, an oversized
illegal immigrant?
1050
01:01:12,556 --> 01:01:14,558
Yeah, I mean, probably.
1051
01:01:15,326 --> 01:01:16,560
Freddy, just tell us
where the merchandise is
1052
01:01:16,593 --> 01:01:19,096
and we'll let you go.
It's that easy.
1053
01:01:19,129 --> 01:01:20,831
What merchandise?
1054
01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,467
Where'd you put it, bitch?
1055
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,935
Did the fat guy
give it to you
1056
01:01:24,968 --> 01:01:27,071
or did the skinny guy
give it to you?
1057
01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:28,906
Where'd you put it?!
1058
01:01:28,939 --> 01:01:30,307
Yeah, OK,
he can't breathe.
1059
01:01:30,341 --> 01:01:32,076
Hey, hey, Roy,
let him go.
1060
01:01:32,109 --> 01:01:33,977
Hey, hey.
1061
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,082
He's not gonna tell us
because he knows
1062
01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:40,084
how much the merchandise
is worth.
1063
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:41,518
He's gonna keep to his story
about breaking in
1064
01:01:41,552 --> 01:01:44,088
because he knows
we can't prove it.
1065
01:01:44,521 --> 01:01:45,956
Isn't that right, Freddy?
1066
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:49,393
Shit.
1067
01:01:49,426 --> 01:01:51,428
- Oi.
- What?
1068
01:01:52,697 --> 01:01:54,631
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
1069
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:55,834
I doubt it.
1070
01:01:55,866 --> 01:02:00,070
We escalate the situation.
We let the skip deal with it.
1071
01:02:00,672 --> 01:02:02,473
That's pretty good.
1072
01:02:02,506 --> 01:02:05,042
Freddy, have you heard
of The Upholsterer?
1073
01:02:06,678 --> 01:02:08,979
- Kind of.
- Kind of?
1074
01:02:09,546 --> 01:02:12,082
Well, I think she'd kinda
like to see you.
1075
01:02:16,453 --> 01:02:19,156
Do you like horses, Freddy?
Hmm?
1076
01:02:19,990 --> 01:02:21,492
They're all right.
1077
01:02:21,525 --> 01:02:24,061
You can tell a lot
about a horse from its teeth...
1078
01:02:24,094 --> 01:02:27,364
its age, its diet,
its general health,
1079
01:02:27,498 --> 01:02:30,000
even its possible vices,
1080
01:02:30,033 --> 01:02:32,569
such as wood-chewing
and the like.
1081
01:02:32,603 --> 01:02:35,406
Well, people are much
the same.
1082
01:02:35,707 --> 01:02:37,474
But our vices, well,
1083
01:02:37,508 --> 01:02:39,176
that's where you and I are quite
different from a horse
1084
01:02:39,209 --> 01:02:43,113
because our vices aren't
quite so easy to detect.
1085
01:02:43,147 --> 01:02:45,149
But we all have them,
don't we?
1086
01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:47,584
So what's your vice, Freddy,
hmm?
1087
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,387
Is it drugs?
1088
01:02:51,155 --> 01:02:52,623
Girls?
1089
01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:55,359
Boys?
1090
01:02:55,392 --> 01:02:57,695
And how would a young man
like yourself
1091
01:02:57,729 --> 01:02:59,930
pay for such things, hmm?
1092
01:03:00,330 --> 01:03:03,735
Perhaps that's why you broke
into the very same motel
1093
01:03:03,768 --> 01:03:06,570
where a man who stole from me
something of great value
1094
01:03:06,603 --> 01:03:08,439
was hiding out.
1095
01:03:08,472 --> 01:03:10,340
This gentlemen right here,
in fact.
1096
01:03:11,408 --> 01:03:13,610
What did you break into
that motel room to steal?
1097
01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:16,647
This very same man's
driver's license.
1098
01:03:17,181 --> 01:03:19,082
Which you say
you can get $50
1099
01:03:19,116 --> 01:03:22,052
on some black market
for illegal immigrants.
1100
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,290
Now, I know people have
been killed for less,
1101
01:03:26,323 --> 01:03:29,359
but $50 is not a lot of money,
is it?
1102
01:03:30,594 --> 01:03:32,629
Perhaps you took
Jeff's license
1103
01:03:32,664 --> 01:03:36,567
because he didn't have
a heart attack, did he?
1104
01:03:36,668 --> 01:03:38,670
No, you killed him somehow.
1105
01:03:39,203 --> 01:03:41,205
Perhaps asphyxiation.
1106
01:03:41,638 --> 01:03:43,340
And then you went back
to erase any evidence
1107
01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:44,709
that he was ever
in that room.
1108
01:03:44,742 --> 01:03:46,410
- Police.
- Just a second.
1109
01:03:46,778 --> 01:03:48,412
While you were doing that,
1110
01:03:48,445 --> 01:03:50,581
trying to figure out where
the fat man was
1111
01:03:50,614 --> 01:03:53,183
and how the skinny man
ended up dead,
1112
01:03:53,217 --> 01:03:55,285
you were interrupted.
Aw!
1113
01:03:55,319 --> 01:03:56,688
Jeff?
1114
01:03:58,155 --> 01:04:00,157
But tell me, son,
1115
01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:02,192
is it worth your life?
1116
01:04:02,660 --> 01:04:05,529
Is getting all the money
you ever dreamed of,
1117
01:04:05,562 --> 01:04:08,298
is it really worth dying for,
hmm?
1118
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,601
Motherfucker!
1119
01:04:10,634 --> 01:04:12,302
Where is it?
1120
01:04:13,738 --> 01:04:15,272
I don't know.
1121
01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,243
Maybe it's in there.
1122
01:04:19,276 --> 01:04:20,577
Hmm?
1123
01:04:21,311 --> 01:04:23,313
Here, take a closer look.
1124
01:04:24,716 --> 01:04:26,483
Is it in there, Freddy, hmm?
1125
01:04:26,517 --> 01:04:29,353
I can't hear you.
1126
01:04:29,386 --> 01:04:30,722
No?
1127
01:04:32,122 --> 01:04:34,726
- Where is it?!
- I don't... I don't know!
1128
01:04:36,661 --> 01:04:38,328
You could check up his date.
1129
01:04:38,362 --> 01:04:40,364
- His what?
- His date.
1130
01:04:40,665 --> 01:04:42,165
His arse.
1131
01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:44,434
People put some
crazy shit up there.
1132
01:04:44,468 --> 01:04:46,503
I saw this doco about
drug smugglers.
1133
01:04:46,537 --> 01:04:48,171
They get condoms,
fill them full of drugs,
1134
01:04:48,205 --> 01:04:49,640
and stick them
up their bums.
1135
01:04:49,674 --> 01:04:51,575
It's pretty amazing what
you can fit up there.
1136
01:04:51,608 --> 01:04:53,610
Roy, come and take a look.
1137
01:04:54,545 --> 01:04:56,146
Wait.
1138
01:04:56,179 --> 01:05:00,083
Wait. Slang for anus,
four letters... "date."
1139
01:05:01,418 --> 01:05:03,153
Give me the paper
and a pen.
1140
01:05:03,186 --> 01:05:05,188
- Hurry up.
- There you go.
1141
01:05:07,558 --> 01:05:09,393
D-A-T-E.
1142
01:05:09,661 --> 01:05:11,128
Perfect.
1143
01:05:11,528 --> 01:05:13,798
Right, continue.
1144
01:05:16,366 --> 01:05:18,368
You left his phone on him?
1145
01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:21,638
Where's your phone, Freddy?
1146
01:05:21,673 --> 01:05:23,675
Hmm?
Where is it?
1147
01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,680
So, who'd be calling you,
hmm?
1148
01:05:29,646 --> 01:05:31,648
I don't... I don't know.
1149
01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:34,451
Yes?
1150
01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:36,854
Who's this?
1151
01:05:38,488 --> 01:05:39,556
Who's this?
1152
01:05:40,725 --> 01:05:41,826
Who's this?
1153
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:44,796
Who's this?
1154
01:05:45,395 --> 01:05:46,731
Tell me who this is!
1155
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,567
You tell me who this is.
1156
01:05:51,401 --> 01:05:54,171
Where's Freddy?
1157
01:05:55,606 --> 01:05:56,874
You tell me.
1158
01:05:57,574 --> 01:05:58,175
What?
1159
01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,212
Well, where should he be?
1160
01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:05,515
Is Freddy there or not?
1161
01:06:07,351 --> 01:06:08,720
Who wants to know?
1162
01:06:08,753 --> 01:06:10,387
Who the fuck is this?!
1163
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:11,856
Who is this?!
1164
01:06:11,889 --> 01:06:13,390
Put him on!
1165
01:06:14,524 --> 01:06:16,593
Well, you see,
he's a bit busy.
1166
01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:19,363
Busy doing what?
1167
01:06:19,964 --> 01:06:21,733
Is there a message?
1168
01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:24,401
Yeah.
1169
01:06:25,268 --> 01:06:27,170
Yeah, here's the message.
1170
01:06:30,374 --> 01:06:32,376
- Bang.
- Bang?
1171
01:06:33,310 --> 01:06:34,611
Freddy.
1172
01:06:34,645 --> 01:06:36,647
Who's expecting you?
1173
01:06:37,314 --> 01:06:38,683
- Hmm?
- Nobody.
1174
01:06:39,751 --> 01:06:41,218
Keep searching him.
1175
01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:45,188
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, whoa.
1176
01:06:45,355 --> 01:06:45,923
What is it?
1177
01:06:45,957 --> 01:06:48,158
What's this?
1178
01:06:49,827 --> 01:06:52,162
Had it on him
the whole time.
1179
01:06:54,799 --> 01:06:55,933
Oh.
1180
01:06:59,369 --> 01:07:01,304
Is that a...?
1181
01:07:01,338 --> 01:07:02,907
Yeah, looks like it.
1182
01:07:03,573 --> 01:07:04,608
It's kind of, um...
1183
01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:06,343
Donny.
1184
01:07:06,576 --> 01:07:08,245
Freddy?
1185
01:07:08,278 --> 01:07:10,347
What are you doing with
Donny Kong's penis?
1186
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,849
It's worth heaps of money
1187
01:07:12,817 --> 01:07:15,185
in the...
in the Asian market.
1188
01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:19,189
It's used for soups.
It's like a delicacy.
1189
01:07:19,556 --> 01:07:21,558
He was dead, so...
1190
01:07:23,795 --> 01:07:25,262
Roy killed him.
1191
01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:27,364
I... I mean,
that's where I saw it.
1192
01:07:27,397 --> 01:07:29,466
I don't believe you've been
completely honest with us,
1193
01:07:29,499 --> 01:07:30,835
have you?
1194
01:07:32,602 --> 01:07:34,772
Why did you
deem it necessary
1195
01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:37,407
to cut off
Donny Kong's penis
1196
01:07:37,441 --> 01:07:39,744
and put it in your pocket?
1197
01:07:39,777 --> 01:07:41,846
I have to deliver it
by noon,
1198
01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:44,481
otherwise Marvin's
gonna get shot.
1199
01:07:44,749 --> 01:07:46,784
Ah, bang, hmm.
1200
01:07:47,885 --> 01:07:50,420
Come on, Freddy,
who sent you?
1201
01:07:50,722 --> 01:07:51,689
Who was on the phone?
1202
01:07:51,723 --> 01:07:53,590
It was... It was meant
to be the skinny man,
1203
01:07:53,623 --> 01:07:55,927
not the fat man,
but I didn't know that.
1204
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,995
The fat man wasn't meant
to be there, was...
1205
01:07:58,029 --> 01:08:01,398
Who fucking sent you?!
1206
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:25,355
Ah, what a shame.
1207
01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:29,359
Well, can't say I didn't
give him fair warning, huh?
1208
01:08:30,061 --> 01:08:31,929
No, no, no.
He'll make it.
1209
01:08:31,963 --> 01:08:33,664
He will.
No, no, no, no.
1210
01:08:33,698 --> 01:08:35,532
He'll be here.
He'll make it.
1211
01:08:35,565 --> 01:08:37,902
- He will.
- Oh, shut the fuck up.
1212
01:08:37,935 --> 01:08:39,603
No! No!
1213
01:08:39,636 --> 01:08:41,505
Help! Help!
1214
01:08:41,538 --> 01:08:44,574
Look at you. Look at you
about to pee your pants
1215
01:08:44,608 --> 01:08:47,611
like a little fucking girl!
1216
01:08:47,745 --> 01:08:51,348
You're fucking crazy.
1217
01:08:51,783 --> 01:08:53,583
- Ah.
- Come again.
1218
01:08:53,617 --> 01:08:56,453
You're fucking crazy,
you fucking psycho!
1219
01:08:56,486 --> 01:08:58,723
I thought you were
fucking cool!
1220
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,592
Wait...
1221
01:09:02,626 --> 01:09:04,461
I'm not cool?
1222
01:09:04,494 --> 01:09:05,629
Well...
1223
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,670
Oh.
1224
01:09:12,770 --> 01:09:14,739
Oh yeah!
1225
01:09:18,508 --> 01:09:20,377
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1226
01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:22,345
Oh! Yeah.
1227
01:09:22,379 --> 01:09:23,547
I might be fucking crazy,
1228
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:26,083
but if your friend doesn't
turn up in the next half hour,
1229
01:09:26,117 --> 01:09:29,653
your other foot is gonna get
the same fucking treatment!
1230
01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:31,823
Don't let me interrupt,
Mickey.
1231
01:09:34,926 --> 01:09:36,359
The Upholsterer.
1232
01:09:37,561 --> 01:09:39,362
Well, well, well.
1233
01:09:39,997 --> 01:09:41,766
I think you know
why I'm here.
1234
01:09:41,799 --> 01:09:43,801
Lap dance?
1235
01:09:44,634 --> 01:09:45,903
You know, when I heard
the name Mickey Spiggs,
1236
01:09:45,937 --> 01:09:47,705
it all made sense.
1237
01:09:47,738 --> 01:09:49,372
I'm connected to Jeff Kwok.
1238
01:09:49,406 --> 01:09:51,108
Jeff Kwok is connected
to Donny Kong,
1239
01:09:51,142 --> 01:09:53,610
and Donny Kong,
if I'm not mistaken,
1240
01:09:53,643 --> 01:09:54,979
is connected to you.
1241
01:09:55,012 --> 01:09:56,646
I know what you did to Jeff,
1242
01:09:56,681 --> 01:09:58,716
and the reason you did what
you did to Jeff is because
1243
01:09:58,749 --> 01:10:01,052
you knew that he had
what belongs to me.
1244
01:10:01,085 --> 01:10:04,621
So just hand it over
and we'll be on our way.
1245
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:07,124
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take it easy, all right?
1246
01:10:07,158 --> 01:10:08,659
Just-Just take it easy.
1247
01:10:08,693 --> 01:10:10,761
I have no idea
who Jeff Kwok is,
1248
01:10:10,795 --> 01:10:14,098
and I have no idea what the fuck
you're talking about.
1249
01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:16,133
Take a seat.
1250
01:10:16,834 --> 01:10:19,036
Jeff is a rather large man
who was killed earlier today
1251
01:10:19,070 --> 01:10:21,038
in his place of temporary
residence by Freddy,
1252
01:10:21,072 --> 01:10:23,440
who I believe
is in your employ.
1253
01:10:23,473 --> 01:10:25,442
- The fat man?
- Not only was he fat, Mickey,
1254
01:10:25,475 --> 01:10:28,880
he was also stupid.
He stole something from me.
1255
01:10:28,913 --> 01:10:30,882
Freddy stole it from him,
killed him
1256
01:10:30,915 --> 01:10:33,117
and then gave it to you.
1257
01:10:33,718 --> 01:10:36,553
Yeah, nah, that's not
actually what happened.
1258
01:10:36,586 --> 01:10:38,789
- Where the fuck is it?
- Listen,
1259
01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,825
I didn't even know the fat man
existed till this morning.
1260
01:10:40,858 --> 01:10:43,127
Oh, have I not been
polite thus far?
1261
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,030
- Yeah.
- Have I not been reasonable?
1262
01:10:46,063 --> 01:10:48,165
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I think I have.
1263
01:10:48,199 --> 01:10:49,499
You see,
being polite and reasonable
1264
01:10:49,532 --> 01:10:50,968
about this is plan A.
1265
01:10:51,002 --> 01:10:52,036
If you do not hand it over,
1266
01:10:52,069 --> 01:10:53,771
you will force me
to go to plan B.
1267
01:10:53,804 --> 01:10:57,174
And plan B is not so polite
and reasonable.
1268
01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,643
But let me try and persuade you
to stick with plan A,
1269
01:10:59,677 --> 01:11:02,914
because I really hate to make
a mess unnecessarily.
1270
01:11:02,947 --> 01:11:05,615
So, first you need
to know two things.
1271
01:11:05,649 --> 01:11:08,652
One, if the merchandise is not
back in my possession
1272
01:11:08,686 --> 01:11:12,156
within the hour,
I will execute you.
1273
01:11:12,823 --> 01:11:14,759
Yeah.
1274
01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:15,660
And, two.
1275
01:11:15,693 --> 01:11:17,762
- Pa-ching.
- One of my men is outside
1276
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,931
in a van with Freddy,
who will also be executed
1277
01:11:19,964 --> 01:11:21,766
should plan A fail.
1278
01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:23,968
So what's it going to be,
Mickey?
1279
01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:27,171
Plan A, everyone lives,
1280
01:11:27,537 --> 01:11:30,573
or plan B,
not everyone lives?
1281
01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:34,946
It's entirely up to you.
1282
01:11:42,253 --> 01:11:44,655
Hey, let Marvin go!
1283
01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:47,725
Semo.
1284
01:11:49,093 --> 01:11:50,895
How did Freddy get a gun?
1285
01:11:51,796 --> 01:11:54,031
And why can I see
your genitals?
1286
01:11:55,066 --> 01:11:56,466
Fucking Roy's fault.
1287
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:03,941
Gum?
1288
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:06,143
I'm cool.
1289
01:12:07,178 --> 01:12:10,114
Hey, uh,
your dad drive a cab?
1290
01:12:11,816 --> 01:12:13,918
Why?
Did you know him?
1291
01:12:13,951 --> 01:12:15,152
No, not really.
1292
01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:28,733
Bro.
1293
01:12:31,202 --> 01:12:33,170
- How did you...?
- Hands on your head!
1294
01:12:33,204 --> 01:12:34,571
OK.
1295
01:12:37,008 --> 01:12:38,876
OK, just take it easy,
Freddy.
1296
01:12:38,909 --> 01:12:40,011
Give me your gun.
1297
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:43,748
Give me your gun!
1298
01:12:43,781 --> 01:12:45,116
OK.
1299
01:12:50,821 --> 01:12:52,056
Get out.
1300
01:12:57,161 --> 01:12:58,996
- Now take off your clothes.
- Eh?
1301
01:12:59,030 --> 01:13:00,197
I wanna see if that's
all you're carrying.
1302
01:13:00,231 --> 01:13:02,800
- That's everything.
- Do it!
1303
01:13:11,742 --> 01:13:13,210
There you go, Freddy.
1304
01:13:13,677 --> 01:13:15,012
Everything.
1305
01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,313
Oh, come on!
1306
01:13:16,735 --> 01:13:18,983
Now back to the end
at the beginning.
1307
01:13:19,717 --> 01:13:21,786
Or is it the other way?
1308
01:13:22,186 --> 01:13:24,188
What do you want, Freddy?
1309
01:13:26,991 --> 01:13:28,292
Go and untie Marvin.
1310
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:30,728
Semo, don't you move.
1311
01:13:31,896 --> 01:13:34,597
Do you know why they call me
The Upholsterer?
1312
01:13:34,631 --> 01:13:37,902
I know it's not a razzle-dazzle
name like Ms. Untouchable
1313
01:13:37,935 --> 01:13:39,870
or Bonnie Bamboo,
1314
01:13:40,171 --> 01:13:41,705
but it fits.
1315
01:13:41,739 --> 01:13:44,775
You see, because I like to make
people feel comfortable.
1316
01:13:44,809 --> 01:13:46,877
Now, to make you comfortable,
1317
01:13:46,911 --> 01:13:51,348
I assume I'd have to let you
and Marvin leave here intact.
1318
01:13:51,382 --> 01:13:53,717
Yes?
For me to feel comfortable,
1319
01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:56,253
I need to leave here
with my merchandise.
1320
01:13:56,821 --> 01:14:00,191
So why don't we just make
each other comfortable, hm?
1321
01:14:03,127 --> 01:14:04,662
OK, yeah.
1322
01:14:05,196 --> 01:14:06,764
I have it.
1323
01:14:08,365 --> 01:14:09,767
Marvin leaves
and you get it back.
1324
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,369
No, the merchandise first.
1325
01:14:16,373 --> 01:14:18,175
OK, but...
1326
01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:21,378
we do this without guns.
1327
01:14:21,412 --> 01:14:22,880
We all put them down.
1328
01:14:22,913 --> 01:14:24,949
You're dreaming, mate.
1329
01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:30,321
Well?
1330
01:14:31,088 --> 01:14:32,790
Where is it?
1331
01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:34,191
Safe.
1332
01:15:00,117 --> 01:15:01,418
Roy.
1333
01:15:01,986 --> 01:15:03,988
But then he can just
shoot us.
1334
01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:07,158
Oh, I think Freddy knows
that would be a mistake.
1335
01:15:07,191 --> 01:15:08,859
Put... your...
1336
01:15:08,893 --> 01:15:10,928
gun... down.
1337
01:15:12,997 --> 01:15:14,798
Put your fucking gun down.
1338
01:15:19,170 --> 01:15:21,338
Your other gun, Freddy.
1339
01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,444
Frederick Winiata.
1340
01:15:29,947 --> 01:15:31,115
How did you know him?
1341
01:15:34,952 --> 01:15:37,021
How did you know my dad?!
1342
01:15:39,356 --> 01:15:41,392
He was a good man,
reliable...
1343
01:15:41,425 --> 01:15:42,927
mostly.
1344
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,462
Liked the ponies.
1345
01:15:46,864 --> 01:15:48,165
He worked for you?
1346
01:15:48,532 --> 01:15:50,734
Of course he did.
1347
01:15:51,035 --> 01:15:53,938
A pick-up or a drop-off
every now and then.
1348
01:15:55,005 --> 01:15:57,374
Well, he had the perfect cover,
didn't he?
1349
01:15:59,910 --> 01:16:01,712
Why'd he die?
1350
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,348
Does it matter?
1351
01:16:07,151 --> 01:16:09,153
You do look a bit like him.
1352
01:16:12,022 --> 01:16:14,058
You can put it down.
I didn't kill him.
1353
01:16:14,792 --> 01:16:16,427
I don't believe you.
1354
01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,095
Don't believe what...
1355
01:16:18,128 --> 01:16:21,732
that he worked for me
or that I didn't kill him?
1356
01:16:27,471 --> 01:16:30,140
Well, what if I did, hmm?
1357
01:16:30,574 --> 01:16:33,344
What if he owed me
a shit ton of cash?
1358
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,512
What are you gonna
do about it?
1359
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,182
You gonna fuck me up?
1360
01:16:38,215 --> 01:16:40,050
Avenge his death?
1361
01:16:40,918 --> 01:16:42,253
Go on, then.
1362
01:16:42,286 --> 01:16:44,388
Be as stupid as he was.
1363
01:16:48,025 --> 01:16:49,126
Fuck this!
1364
01:16:50,594 --> 01:16:52,429
Holy shit,
I'm gonna die!
1365
01:16:52,463 --> 01:16:54,331
That's what I should be
thinking right about now,
1366
01:16:54,365 --> 01:16:57,901
but that's not what went
through my head in this moment.
1367
01:16:57,935 --> 01:16:59,837
What went through my head was,
1368
01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:02,439
"If only the fat man
was skinny."
1369
01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:58,395
Well, this is it.
1370
01:17:58,996 --> 01:18:01,198
This is how my shit day ends.
1371
01:18:04,902 --> 01:18:06,503
What would you do...
1372
01:18:06,537 --> 01:18:08,339
pull the trigger for Dad?
1373
01:18:12,343 --> 01:18:15,045
Or would that make me
just like her?
1374
01:18:20,451 --> 01:18:22,353
She does deserve it.
1375
01:18:29,393 --> 01:18:31,428
Nah.
1376
01:18:40,404 --> 01:18:41,572
Shit, Marv!
1377
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,576
Hey, hey, Marv.
1378
01:18:45,609 --> 01:18:48,879
- Is it over?
- Yeah, we gotta go.
1379
01:18:59,022 --> 01:19:01,125
- Guess it's possible, bro.
- What?
1380
01:19:01,158 --> 01:19:03,193
I think I got a limp
in both legs.
1381
01:19:08,365 --> 01:19:10,067
It's not what it looks like.
1382
01:19:13,437 --> 01:19:14,972
Wait, wait.
1383
01:19:15,105 --> 01:19:18,275
Wait, seriously,
we had nothing to do with this.
1384
01:19:18,308 --> 01:19:20,978
All we did was try
and pay back Spiggs.
1385
01:19:21,011 --> 01:19:22,212
This was all The Upholsterer.
1386
01:19:22,246 --> 01:19:25,416
She was saying Spiggs stole
something from her, and it...
1387
01:19:25,449 --> 01:19:27,184
got, like, kinda crazy,
1388
01:19:27,217 --> 01:19:29,987
and Marvin's been
shot in the leg, and...
1389
01:19:30,587 --> 01:19:33,390
I've got to get him
to a doctor pronto.
1390
01:19:34,091 --> 01:19:36,093
Hey,
1391
01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:38,629
Spiggs is dead, dudes.
1392
01:19:40,197 --> 01:19:42,533
That makes you in charge,
right?
1393
01:20:00,484 --> 01:20:01,952
We doing this or what?
1394
01:20:02,486 --> 01:20:03,420
Yeah, bro.
1395
01:20:04,455 --> 01:20:06,957
We don't take risks,
1396
01:20:07,491 --> 01:20:09,059
we get nowhere.
1397
01:20:09,092 --> 01:20:10,662
It's all good, bro.
1398
01:20:14,732 --> 01:20:16,500
I got this.
1399
01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,384
Marvin and me
never did find out
1400
01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:36,721
what the merchandise was,
1401
01:20:37,387 --> 01:20:39,289
but I still think about
what it might be
1402
01:20:39,323 --> 01:20:40,758
and where it might be.
1403
01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:43,761
Like, is it back at that motel?
1404
01:20:44,294 --> 01:20:45,996
Could be.
1405
01:20:46,096 --> 01:20:48,432
And I think about breaking in
and finding it,
1406
01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:50,534
but then I'm like,
1407
01:20:50,567 --> 01:20:53,637
"Nah, I never want to
go back into that room.
1408
01:20:54,238 --> 01:20:56,674
All those fullas
got killed over it."
1409
01:20:57,742 --> 01:21:00,077
So we're gonna stay on
the straight and narrow.
1410
01:21:00,678 --> 01:21:03,013
Yep, we got big plans.
1411
01:21:03,413 --> 01:21:06,183
I'm gonna turn this shit
around, Dad.
1412
01:21:06,216 --> 01:21:07,752
Make you proud
1413
01:21:07,785 --> 01:21:10,087
and show you I can do it.
1414
01:21:11,388 --> 01:21:13,624
They say there's dough
in pizzas if you get it right,
1415
01:21:13,658 --> 01:21:15,526
so me and Marv
are gonna learn the ropes,
1416
01:21:15,559 --> 01:21:17,594
save hard and start
our own franchise.
1417
01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:22,165
We're gonna be high on the hog.
You wait and see.
1418
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:27,271
Yeah, it'll take a while,
but we're gonna get there.
1419
01:21:27,504 --> 01:21:29,774
We're gonna tear it up, baby!
1420
01:21:29,807 --> 01:21:31,241
Hells yeah!
1421
01:21:51,602 --> 01:21:56,602
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