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Man:
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she has a gun
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when I tell you,
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Hey!

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So, "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot"

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came about after years
of Jason Mewes going like,

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"We should do another Jay
and Silent Bob movie,"

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and I was like,
"You're out of your mind."

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Like, "I can't believe
we got away with that once."

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You know, I had had issues
with trust about Jason

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because he'd fallen down
the drug hole so many times,

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so that was a reason why,
whenever he'd be like,

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"Let's do another Jay
and Silent Bob,"

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I was like,
"You know, that's cool,"

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'cause inside, I was like --
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It was hard to make the last one

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'cause he was still kind of

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using and stuff like that

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before we started
shooting the movie

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and, first, you had
to get him off drugs

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and then go make the flick

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and constantly watch him
and worry that he was --

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What was he getting up to
when he wasn't on set?

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But after hanging out with him

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while we were making the podcast
for as long as we have

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and traveling the world
and shit like that,

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I got to know him
in a different way

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and trust him implicitly,
like with my life.

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And so we had tried to make
"Clerks III"

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and that kind of didn't happen,

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and then, we tried to make
"Mallrats 2,"

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and that didn't happen.

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"Clerks," I don't own.

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We sold it many years ago
to Miramax.

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"Mallrats," I don't own.
Universal owns it.

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So I can't do anything
with those,

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unless they say I can.

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It was very frustrating.

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Couldn't play with my own toys.

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Then, I remembered, you know,
we own "Jay and Silent Bob."

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You don't have to ask anybody
for permission to do that.

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If you wanna make
a "Jay and Silent Bob" movie,

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you can go right now
and you can do it.

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He had been clean for so long
and like, you know,

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it just sounded fun like
as I rolled it over in my head.

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I was like,
"What if we did like

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'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'?"

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And we would've,

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but then I had
a heart attack.

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Hey, man. It's me.
And I'm fine, kinda.

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I had a heart attack --
a massive heart attack --

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and very nearly died
the other night, Sunday night.

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I was doing two shows,
which we were shooting

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for a comedy special
and, after the first show,

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which was great, two hours,
and I was like, "Oh, shit.

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Like we got one more show.
This is gonna be great."

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I started feeling nauseous.

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I was the first one
he called when he came

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out of the cath lab

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and it was 3:00 in the morning.

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The phone rang and I figured,
"Well, okay.

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Kevin would call at that hour,"
or my daughter.

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And [ Clears throat ]
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and I said, "Hey, Kev.
What are you doing at this hour?

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I'm just cleaning the house."

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I was doing something, anyhow.

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He said, "Ma,
I knew you'd be up.

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I gotta tell you something."

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He said, "We're twins."

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I said, "No. You're my son.

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I'm your mother."
And he said,

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"No. We're twins.

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I just had an LAD
opening up with a stent.

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He says, "I was 99% blocked,
like you were."

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I go, "What? Wait a minute.
Is this a joke at 3:00

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in the morning, Kevin?
I don't find this one funny."

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Growing up, I lost a lot
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but I was younger,
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knock on wood,
it honestly has been

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many, many, many, many years
since I've lost someone

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and had to deal with loss.

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I don't know.
I like freaked out.

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I remember freaking out
on the way there

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and then I tried to calm down
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And he goes, "Mom, I swear."

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He said, "I just got off

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the cath lab, you know, gurney

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and the doctor was
very successful, thank God."

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Man, when I heard about it,
it was just unbelievable.

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I mean, I just kept thinking
like, "This just can't be true.

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This can't have happened."

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And there was that sense
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One of my friends
almost died?"

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Like you don't really
think about that.

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And then you're like,
"Oh, yeah. That's right.

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We're old."

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And he always tells me

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that there was a moment

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where he didn't know
if he was gonna make it

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and, in that moment,
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like he had done most
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and his life was so
wonderful and beautiful,

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he wouldn't really want it
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but he's been wanting to make
this film for so long that,

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if there was one thing
that he could go back and do,

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it would be this film.

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Because, you know,
when you almost die and shit,

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you're like, "No more like,
'We'll get to it.'"

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It's like, "We gotta go,
now, because time is --

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You don't know when your time's
fucking up and shit."

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It was clearly such a vulnerable
moment in our family.

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He could have told me
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do a sequel to "Tusk" and I
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It kind of, in many ways, like
was the impetus to live around.

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I'm not saying like I lived

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to make
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but, when we went back
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like post-heart attack,

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the movie took
a different shape.

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Once he had recovered,

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which, he recovered

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farmore quickly than I did,

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I guess he really wanted
to take a look at his life.

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It kept changing.
I kept rewriting.

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I kept adding things
and leaning into the feels.

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A year to the day
of Kevin's heart attack,

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February 25th, was the day
that principal shooting started

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and, to the day, one year later,
we were shooting it.

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Here we are, man!
Day 1!

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Oh, my Lord! It took so long
to get here, man,

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including
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but we're here to shoot day 1.

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Today, we're gonna spend
the day at the mall.

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We start
"Jay and Silent Bob Reboot"

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by heading back to "Mallrats"
country with Jason Lee.

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Brodie has now graduated.

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Secret Stash used to be
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He's now moved it into the mall,

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which he always loved
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even though the mall
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So there's a little
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and then we set up
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for what happens
in "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot,"

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man, so I can't wait!

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This is me
taking all my old toys

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out of the attic
and playing with 'em.

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Jason Lee, one of my favorite
toys to play with.

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I cannot wait
to see what happens.

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♪♪

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The mall books...
Man: Mention to the

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-including...
-art department --

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mention to Nathan.

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The whole history.

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'Cause it's like
I'll look at the movie,

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"That's my life, bro."

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-[ Chuckle ]
-I should've --

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Like I loved --

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I saw this and I was like,
"Have it!"

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♪♪

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Just a quick thank you
from the bottom of my heart

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and the top of my head
and everywhere else.

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It's gonna be 21 days
of shooting,

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over the course of which,
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I will learn everybody's
name and stuff.

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Never fail to come up to me
if you have a question.

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It's some dopey shit that I sat
in a room two years ago

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and was like, "Wouldn't
that be fucking funny?"

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And here we are.

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Let's hope it is fucking funny.

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I love you all.

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Let's rehearse.

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[ Cheering, whistling,
and applause ]

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I lovethe smell
of commerce

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in the morning.
-Yeah!

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[ Cheering and applause ]

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Jason Lee hadn't acted
in a red-hot minute --

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four years, he said --
when he came to play,

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but, you know, it was like
riding a bike or, rather,

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for Jason Lee,
like riding a skateboard.

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He got right back on and was
crushing it and stuff like that.

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This is --
It's been a while.

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I haven't been on a set
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'cause I've been on a little
bit of a hiatus

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and so to jump
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with all the Kevin Smith
dialogue,

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it felt like shooting
"Mallrats" all over again

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because I was new at that time.

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I was a newcomer.
So there's a little bit

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of sort of dialogue
choreography, in a way.

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But it ultimately fits
his world and his characters

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and the rhythm of it,
so you go with it

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and, when it works --

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When you get it right
and it works,

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it makes sense
why it's that way.

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[ Laughing ]

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This is my only day,
so fuck you guys!

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[ Laughter ]

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Hear that.

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Ocho for the win.

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Ocho for the win.
-I'm number 8

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on the call sheet.
I demand respect.

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Honestly, I'm excited
to be back with Kevin.

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It's been a long time.

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And I hadn't worked with Jay
since before I can remember.

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I mean, it's been
a long, long time.

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I'm just happy he's
alive, certainly,

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and survived that ordeal

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and that he's back
on a set in a mall

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and I was a part of it.

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Kind of a cool
full-circle thing,

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25 years later,
after "Mallrats" was made.

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[ Scat singing dialogue ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Being in the comic book store
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was fantastic.

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Listening to his inflections
was pitch-perfect.

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It was like 1995 and 2001
and 1997 all over again.

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I worked with Jason Lee a lot.

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Can I just please
give it up for the man

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without whose gracious
patience and talent

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we wouldn't have gotten
through this day?!

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Jason Lee, everybody!

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[ Whistling and applause ]

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[ Applause ]

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♪♪

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Hey, man.
So this is day 2.

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Clearly, I'm in costume.

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I don't dress like this
all the time.

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I used to. But, now,
I only put on the coat

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and the fake long hair
when we're on a movie set

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and, clearly,
we're on a movie set.

248
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,038
Look at this!
Look at all the money!

249
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:07,083
There's a crane,
for heaven's sakes!

250
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,347
Moviemaking is exactly like
when you're a kid,

251
00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:14,657
and you make pretend, just
with lotsmore money for toys.

252
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God bless you.
And disease.

253
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:19,356
Riddledwith disease as well.

254
00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:21,663
Nothing compares to this, man,

255
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,405
the making pretend
while growing up and whatnot.

256
00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:25,754
Emily, come on in.

257
00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,017
Do what you need to do.

258
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,758
I didn't know
you were on camera.

259
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,890
Emily does my --
Say hello.

260
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,067
-Hi.
-She does my hair and makeup.

261
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,286
She -- What is it, grooming?Grooming.

262
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:38,072
She's the one who put this
fake hair on me.

263
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:41,640
This hair is attached
to the hat,

264
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,120
so you can like
take it off and put it on.

265
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,557
I don't have to deal
with extensions

266
00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:47,690
or anything like that.

267
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,952
So low-tech.

268
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:51,738
We figured this out
on "Clerks II"

269
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,436
'cause Jeff Anderson
wanted a little ducktail.

270
00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,830
He didn't want long hair,
so we just sewed the hair

271
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,875
into the back of his hat,
so every time he'd put it on,

272
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,355
boom, he had
somewhat longish hair.

273
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:03,096
So I was always dreaming like,
"If we ever did

274
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,620
Silent Bob again, I would do
that," and we did it.

275
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,491
This is the show
where dreams come true

276
00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:11,365
and my dreams are to sew hair
into the back of a baseball cap.

277
00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:13,193
In any event,
welcome to day 2.

278
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♪♪

279
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,416
[ Laughter ]

280
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,940
-Oh, my god.
-Wait, can I go back?

281
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,375
I missed my butt.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

282
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,465
Oh, please.
You see it every day.

283
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,293
I know. For some of us,
it's a rare treat.

284
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:31,951
♪♪

285
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:35,606
♪♪

286
00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,174
So, what we got going on
in this scene is

287
00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:41,525
Jay finds out that his kid,
in the movie,

288
00:11:41,525 --> 00:11:44,659
who is my kid, in real life,
is getting into a van

289
00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:47,532
with what he thinks is
an unsavory character,

290
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,447
so he goes over to the van,
pulls the dude out,

291
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,493
and beats the shit out of him.

292
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:55,322
Thisis so close
to the real Jason Mewes,

293
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:58,500
who has his own daughter
who's, what, 3 1/2, almost 4?

294
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,370
-Yeah.
-This is the preview

295
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,373
of what's gonna happen
when shestarts dating.

296
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,724
Hopefully, she never dates,
but if she does,

297
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,160
yes, hopefully, without
the physical violence

298
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,162
because I don't wanna
go to jail.

299
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,903
But, hopefully my stare

300
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,643
with be enough
to keep 'em away.

301
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,514
Let me see that stare.
Give the camera the stare.

302
00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:16,996
So there's some 15-year-old punk
showed up at your front door,

303
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:19,216
and he's like, "Eh!
What about them doughnuts?"

304
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,696
What do you say?
-The guy behind the camera,

305
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,044
for example...

306
00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:23,611
-Look at 'im.
-he seems like a creepy,

307
00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:24,874
unsavory guy.
-Give 'im the look.

308
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,092
Give 'im the look.
-[ Sniffing ]

309
00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:28,791
[ Mumbles ]
-That ain't gonna do it.

310
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,575
That guy's going for your
daughter, regardless.

311
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,751
You gotta --
You might need a gun.

312
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,014
You here to see
my daughter?

313
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,407
♪♪

314
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,759
So, my character, her name
is Millennium Faulken

315
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,719
and she is the daughter
of Justice and Jay.

316
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,591
She's just super tough
and kind of refuses

317
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,463
to take any shit,
which I really dig. [ Laughs ]

318
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:52,032
It was interesting for me
because, you know,

319
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,774
just knowing her,
growing up, personally

320
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,298
and just seeing her
as an actress, that was amazing.

321
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:00,649
Her playing my daughter
and the relationship

322
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:04,479
we had as actors and characters,
it was surreal,

323
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,437
I guess
I could say is the word.

324
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,527
Again, even though she didn't
grow up around Jay,

325
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:13,139
I feel like,
just by virtue of genetics,

326
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:17,797
like how I am somehow
exactly like my dad sometimes,

327
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,581
I think she does
definitely have moments

328
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:24,455
where Jay shines
[ Laughing ] out of her.

329
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:31,811
♪♪

330
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,856
Whole preproduction of two years
leading up to making the movie,

331
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,640
it was like,
"We have to shoot in Jersey,

332
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,338
at least for the
Quick Stop sequence."

333
00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,644
I'm not saying we gotta shoot
the whole movie there,

334
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,821
but like Quick Stop
is Quick Stop.

335
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,822
You can't duplicate that shit
anywhere in the world.

336
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,607
Like people would know,
so, we gotta go back there.

337
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:50,830
The locations department showed
me a picture of this building

338
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,570
that Nate,
the production designer,

339
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,659
who did such a great job,
put a few Quick Stop signs on

340
00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:58,880
and I was like, "Well, wow.

341
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,841
That does kinda look
like Quick Stop.

342
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,625
That's fucked up.
How close can we get?"

343
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,669
Woman:
Thank you.

344
00:14:05,669 --> 00:14:08,150
♪♪

345
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:11,240
Good morning.

346
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,330
Isn't that amazing?

347
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,985
This, what stands
behind us, represents

348
00:14:16,985 --> 00:14:19,249
not only
an engineering marvel,

349
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:23,905
but a set decorative marvel,
a production design marvel,

350
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,952
and standing beside me
is production designer Nate.

351
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,955
Say hi, Nate.
-Hey.

352
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:35,221
Now, Nate, for my money,
should win an Academy Award.

353
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:39,052
I forgot that we work
in the movie business

354
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:42,750
and anythingcan be replicated,
literally anything!

355
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,491
I mean, you coulda
greenscreened this motherfucker

356
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,058
and did it in post...
-[ Laughing ]

357
00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,669
...but Nate went
out with Ashley,

358
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,453
our production designer.

359
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:53,849
They found a building
that was soQuick Stop-like

360
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:56,286
that they were able
to do this, man,

361
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,114
and, now, they skinned
the fuck out of it

362
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:03,423
and created the block of stores,
man, and I fucking cried, Nate!

363
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:05,339
When I --
They got footage.

364
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,124
I talked about -- I looked out.
I just got so emotional.

365
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,517
I was like, "This is the crux

366
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,605
of everything
that I became in life."

367
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:13,302
I'm gonna cry again,
thinking about it.

368
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:18,221
Two people in the world
who you could never fool,

369
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,006
me and the other guy
whose whole life

370
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,661
is tied into this building,
Brian O'Halloran,

371
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,229
and Brian O'Halloran
pulled up and was like,

372
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,753
"It's a fucking clone."

373
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,495
Like, we were just going,
"This is uncanny!" Like --

374
00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:34,585
And, again, we all work
in the movie business,

375
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,283
so there should be like
some sort of like,

376
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,414
"Yeah.
I mean, you can replicate.

377
00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:40,808
They do it all the time,"
but this one,

378
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:43,332
it's like somebody
replicated my heart.

379
00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:45,900
This guy, this guy took --

380
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,121
Here, in fucking Louisiana,

381
00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:53,429
he replicated the most banal
real estate in New Jersey,

382
00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:55,475
that is the most important
real estate to me.

383
00:15:55,475 --> 00:16:00,871
♪♪

384
00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:03,484
One of the interesting things
about a Kevin Smith set is

385
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:07,443
he is just a creative maestro

386
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:10,881
and I just like to feel
like the triangle

387
00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:14,059
in the back of the orchestra,
that he points at

388
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:17,453
at that crucial moment
and says,

389
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:20,240
"Nervous Cop."

390
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,548
"Ting-g-g-g-g-g-g-
g-g-g-g-g-g!"

391
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,072
And...action!

392
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:28,378
Oh, shit!

393
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,813
[ Grunting ]

394
00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:36,734
♪♪

395
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,736
Oh! I'm not even supposed
to be here today!

396
00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:44,177
Alright. The reason why my name
is Captain Daniel Steele is

397
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,091
one of the executive
producers on the show

398
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,875
knew me back in the day

399
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,619
and she knew me as a guy
that loved Hootie & the Blowfish

400
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,403
and loved to read
Danielle Steel novels.

401
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:57,841
And it's because, deep down
in my heart... [ Sigh ]

402
00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:01,672
[ Tearfully ]
I'm a very sensitive

403
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:05,285
police officer
that believes in love.

404
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,548
This is the Leonardo
Police Department!

405
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,679
You're under arrest

406
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,202
for suspicion
of drug trafficking!

407
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:12,335
Drop your plants, now!

408
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642
So, here we are
in front of Quick Stop,

409
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,383
doing a sequence that I wrote,

410
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,993
not for "Jay
and Silent Bob Reboot,"

411
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:20,778
but originally for "Clerks III."

412
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,953
We were supposed to do this
at the opening for "Clerks III,"

413
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,607
so that means I wrote this --
Let me see.

414
00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:27,001
If two years ago was
"Jay and Silent Bob Reboot,"

415
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,308
four or five years ago,
at this point.

416
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,267
So seeing it come
to life finally

417
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,313
is like a dream come true.
It was fucking crazy,

418
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,576
watching him run out
and do the tuck.

419
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,359
The whole movie is like
a greatest hits album,

420
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,927
so we pulled back every gag
that ever fucking worked.

421
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,410
Hello, young man.

422
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,627
Thank you, guys.
We're wrapped.

423
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,413
I have to sit
and you have to tell me.

424
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,631
-We're wrapped. We're wrapped.
-We're wrapped, everybody!

425
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,025
Great job!
[ Cheering and applause ]

426
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,634
Now, hold on!
Hold on!

427
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,375
While we're all here,
shouldn't we take

428
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,074
a group picture shot
in front of the Quick Stop?

429
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,552
-Yeah.
-Yeah!

430
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,032
-Group shot.
-Cast and crew picture

431
00:17:58,032 --> 00:17:59,512
in front of the Quick Stop!

432
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:08,347
♪♪

433
00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:18,357
♪♪

434
00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:28,150
♪♪

435
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:51,086
♪♪

436
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:56,439
This is day 4, man,
and on day 4 and 5,

437
00:18:56,439 --> 00:19:01,182
we're going to be on a stage,
a soundstage.

438
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,445
Now, when you think,
"soundstage," you're like,

439
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:04,969
"Hollywood soundstage."

440
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,971
But Louisiana, like Vancouver,

441
00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:11,150
where I go do "Flash"
and "Supergirl" sometimes,

442
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,153
so much production happening
here, they don't have --

443
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,067
Like all the soundstages
are taken,

444
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,721
so they just convert
old warehouse spaces

445
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,420
into soundstages,

446
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,943
so today we're gonna be
on one of those soundstages,

447
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:26,990
shooting some greenscreen
stuff, movie magic.

448
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,078
Let's go check it out.

449
00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:30,298
♪♪

450
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:31,865
Oh!
Hey, there, boss.

451
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:35,478
All your different styles
of glasses you have.

452
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,175
'Cause Kevin used
to wear glasses

453
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,830
with just glass,
like no prescription.

454
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,137
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-No, no, no.

455
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:44,661
I would not wear them.
-Hey, John.

456
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,315
How do these look?

457
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,837
We're putting these in now.

458
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:49,012
I gotta say, though --

459
00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:50,318
You look like you should
run a studio

460
00:19:50,318 --> 00:19:52,103
in the '70s.[ Laughter ]

461
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,409
I don't know.

462
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,324
'Cause I think
I might need glasses.

463
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,455
[ Laughs ]

464
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:59,109
♪♪

465
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:00,111
Man:
I was like, "Whoa, whoa."

466
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,766
I jump back [ indistinct ]

467
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:03,984
Cut!

468
00:20:03,984 --> 00:20:05,682
And as soon as you
see the flame

469
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,075
come out,
blow it out.

470
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,469
Blow in, blow out.
Blow in, blow out.

471
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,078
Now.
Yeah, exactly.

472
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,602
That's it.
That's it.

473
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,560
Yeah, you just don't
inhale it, ever.

474
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,953
Yeah. It's so weird.
-I'll need -- Ugghh!

475
00:20:16,953 --> 00:20:19,042
Kevin:
Weird day.

476
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:21,611
The kid had
to light a joint --

477
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,875
a "fake joint" --
much to my chagrin,

478
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,922
in the scene and blow smoke,

479
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,230
but she never really smoked
before, she says,

480
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,144
and, based on what I saw,
I think that's the case.

481
00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:36,104
So, oddly enough,

482
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:40,542
Jason had to teach her
to smoke.

483
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,806
Took nearly 20 years, but,

484
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,807
he finally taught
my kid how to smoke.

485
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,680
I don't know how
to feel about that.

486
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,159
Not proud.

487
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,857
But it was when we turned
around on Treshelle,

488
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:52,555
that was when I was like,
"Oh, my God.

489
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,296
This scene is fucking magic."

490
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,951
She is just so the light.

491
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,560
She's so wonderful.

492
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,606
She turned and smiled
into that camera and stuff

493
00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:04,567
and, you know, she's kind of the
girl Silent Bob in our picture,

494
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,613
so maybe that's why
I feel very affectionate

495
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,746
toward the character
and the performance

496
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,053
and the actress giving
the performance.

497
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,619
But that warmed my heart today.

498
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,317
I know we're making
a comedy and, you know,

499
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,711
we're supposed to be
making people laugh and shit,

500
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:22,628
but movie magic is movie magic
and, when she turned into her,

501
00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:26,067
you know, close-up, looking back
from the front of the car,

502
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,982
that was truly movie magic, man.

503
00:21:28,982 --> 00:21:30,810
Holy shit!
That's weed!

504
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,028
That's right.

505
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,640
-Where'd you get it?
-From her.

506
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,857
Where'd sheget it?!

507
00:21:34,857 --> 00:21:36,598
Sopi lives on a commune
in Oregon

508
00:21:36,598 --> 00:21:39,471
where deaf people grow
the best weed in the West.

509
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,647
Deaf people know how
to grow weed?

510
00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:44,432
Man:
What's it like
working with Jay?

511
00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:46,217
I love that --

512
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,611
I don't know if I should say
the n-word -- motherfucker.

513
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,613
[ Laughter ]

514
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,962
Or fatherfucker.

515
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:55,965
We were laughing
about that, so.

516
00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:58,534
He is so dope.

517
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,057
He is so fun.
Like he --

518
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,798
In the morning, he comes
into the makeup trailer

519
00:22:02,798 --> 00:22:04,800
and he's like singing songs.
It's just --

520
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,064
He's like a big brother
that you're just like,

521
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:09,022
"You keep being you, Jay."

522
00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:11,894
I think he's -- I mean,
he's so incredibly talented.

523
00:22:11,894 --> 00:22:13,896
One of the worst things
an actor can do can be like,

524
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,334
"Oh, the coverage is not me.
I'm gonna go."

525
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,291
Jay, however,
is constantly always like,

526
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:18,945
"Where do I need to be for you?

527
00:22:18,945 --> 00:22:21,122
What can I give you?"
And then he's giving it 100%

528
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,211
every time, whether or not
he's on the camera,

529
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:24,820
and he makes it so fun.

530
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,954
I mean, really, there's no
end to the madness.

531
00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:30,000
Literally every day,
he's doing something so funny,

532
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,261
I'm losing my mind.

533
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:32,915
Fucking writers.

534
00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:34,656
-That motherfucker, man.
-It's no good.

535
00:22:34,656 --> 00:22:37,224
If only he had spell-check.
Neg!

536
00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:39,880
-Man.
-That's what's going on?

537
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,709
We're taking Chickity China
the Chinese chicken

538
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,537
to go see
that Bluntman bullshit?

539
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,669
Oh! What?!

540
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,366
♪ What, what in the butt? ♪

541
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,672
♪ What, what in the -- ♪Man: Kevin.

542
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,631
Oh.

543
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:55,025
Uh, that's it.
We have no more work left today.

544
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,419
We've shot everything
we could possibly shoot.

545
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,508
Have a fantastic
Mardi Gras weekend.

546
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,423
Get real fucked up.[ Clapping ] Whoo!

547
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,077
Come back to work on Monday
for one day.

548
00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:06,471
We take Tuesday off,
get fucked up again.

549
00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:08,691
Then come back to work
for a half week

550
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,345
of Wednesday to Friday, man.

551
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,391
I lovemy NOLA crew.

552
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,087
Thank you so much
from the bottom of my heart.

553
00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:16,046
[ Cheering and applause ]

554
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:21,529
♪♪

555
00:23:21,529 --> 00:23:22,749
Hey, hey, guys!
Hey, guys!

556
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:23,750
Thank you!
That's a wrap!

557
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,577
Good night!
-Whoo!

558
00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:29,145
So, you know, Kevin,
one of his favorite parts

559
00:23:29,145 --> 00:23:32,061
of making a movie
is editing it

560
00:23:32,061 --> 00:23:34,455
and he literally starts

561
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:38,154
as soon as he has footage,
while we're shooting.

562
00:23:38,154 --> 00:23:39,461
And how I like to work is,

563
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,506
when I'm making
the fucking flick,

564
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,898
I cut together as much as I can

565
00:23:42,898 --> 00:23:43,900
every night,

566
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,771
so that I can show people

567
00:23:45,771 --> 00:23:46,772
what the movie looks like,

568
00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,077
so they can be --
You know.

569
00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:50,603
I know what it looks like
in my head, but,

570
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,169
the job, as such, is you're
always trying

571
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,257
to explain to people,
"This is what I want.

572
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,911
This is what I look for."

573
00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,218
It's easier to just be like,
"Here! Look what you did!

574
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,567
This is what -- We did it!"

575
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,307
So, he started editing
in New Orleans

576
00:24:00,307 --> 00:24:02,396
and would bring
the footage to tape,

577
00:24:02,396 --> 00:24:06,269
as he does pretty much
on every movie.

578
00:24:06,269 --> 00:24:08,184
Didn't sleep.

579
00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:09,796
He was too excited.

580
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:13,886
It's always just
such a mystery to me.

581
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:17,673
He shoots for, what?
12 hours, 15 hours a day,

582
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:22,112
comes home,
and sits down and edits,

583
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:24,854
I think,
until his head hits the desk.

584
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,855
And he'll sleep
for maybe two hours

585
00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:28,815
and then get up
and shoot again.

586
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,032
It is inhuman.

587
00:24:30,032 --> 00:24:31,817
Like I don't know
how he does it,

588
00:24:31,817 --> 00:24:33,906
but that's just the way
that he operates.

589
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,474
And that's really beneficial

590
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,606
because people are
self-correcting animals, right?

591
00:24:38,606 --> 00:24:40,826
So if you show someone
a scene, you know,

592
00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:44,613
whether the actor or the fucking
gaffer or the costume designer

593
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:47,310
or the production designer
or fucking DP,

594
00:24:47,310 --> 00:24:50,052
they're gonna look at that clip
in a different way than you are.

595
00:24:50,052 --> 00:24:52,882
I'm looking at the overall,
the God seat, going like,

596
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:55,144
"This is the movie!
This totally works."

597
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:57,670
They're looking
at that sequence going like,

598
00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:01,107
"Oh, man. I could've made
that light hotter.

599
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,718
Today, if I get another chance,
I'm gonna do --

600
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:05,154
Different scene,
but I'm gonna fucking --

601
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:06,766
I'm gonna correct that.
I'm gonna make that better."

602
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,681
That's great. You guys
are doing a great job...

603
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:10,116
-Aw.
-...ladies and gentlemen.

604
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,162
I like the movie you're making
very much,

605
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,512
much better than the one
I had in my head and heart

606
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,863
when I was
about to start this flick.

607
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,082
You guys know what you're
doing, thankfully.

608
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,823
But, yeah, it's been great.

609
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,085
It was a great weekend,

610
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,869
but I didn't see
the light of day at all.

611
00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:32,791
♪♪

612
00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:36,359
♪♪

613
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:37,578
I wanna take
a picture of us.

614
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,538
Totally should.
Yeah.

615
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,625
-Oh, yeah.
-You know what? We're gonna take

616
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,671
a lotta pictures, about 24%.

617
00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:44,542
[ Thud ]

618
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,457
So, today, we're in court.

619
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:49,982
They're doing the big courtroom
scene with Jay and Silent Bob.

620
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,376
Lots of cameos and whatnot,
actors, actresses,

621
00:25:53,376 --> 00:25:55,815
coming in for the day
to be in the movie

622
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:58,382
and then fuck off forever
and stuff like that.

623
00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:03,473
One of those is an actress
who is also a producer.

624
00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:05,999
Tell 'em your name.
-Jordan.

625
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:08,174
I'm not an actress.
-Yes, you are, today.

626
00:26:08,174 --> 00:26:13,483
Jordan is going to lead
Jay and Silent Bob into court,

627
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:17,967
but it's also meta enjoyable
for me and Jay and Silent Bob

628
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,404
because that's what Jordan
does all day in real life.

629
00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:24,320
She's a cop [ Laughing ]
who escorts Jay and Silent Bob

630
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,713
everywhere they need to go.

631
00:26:25,713 --> 00:26:27,237
I try to keep them on the
straight and narrow.

632
00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:33,940
♪♪

633
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,202
And action.
-Docket number 38,

634
00:26:36,202 --> 00:26:38,770
Hollywood Motion Picture
Company B!

635
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:40,510
Jay and Silent Bob.

636
00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:41,903
Because he's
editing in his mind,

637
00:26:41,903 --> 00:26:44,340
I mean, he's editing
as we're shooting,

638
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:47,953
so he knows
the pieces he needs,

639
00:26:47,953 --> 00:26:50,217
but he also encourages
improvisation

640
00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:52,914
and keeps it very open.

641
00:26:52,914 --> 00:26:56,919
So it's a very fertile
environment for comedy,

642
00:26:56,919 --> 00:27:00,749
I think, because he's
very encouraging and playful

643
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:04,665
and, you know, he has what
my favorite directors have,

644
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,538
which is just that like
sense of play,

645
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:10,759
like a kid in the sandbox,
you know?

646
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:14,458
It's so loose and laid-back,

647
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,330
yet, you know,

648
00:27:17,330 --> 00:27:18,897
he runs a tight ship.

649
00:27:18,897 --> 00:27:21,074
I was a junior in high school.

650
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,336
We were all obsessed
with "Clerks."

651
00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:25,730
I mean, you know, Kevin said,
"Come on out

652
00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:27,993
and let's reboot this movie
and come do something."

653
00:27:27,993 --> 00:27:29,734
It was like
I didn't even read it.

654
00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:32,388
It was like -- I was, "Yes!
Okay. Let's go."

655
00:27:32,388 --> 00:27:38,439
One thing, he's like the most
positive like athletic coach.

656
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:41,747
He like [ Clap ] gives you
pep talks before every setup.

657
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,488
It's really positive
and sweet in that way

658
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,883
and you also know he knows
exactlywhat he wants,

659
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:51,146
so you're just like fully trust
that, which is so nice.

660
00:27:51,146 --> 00:27:52,932
Kevin:
Hey, everybody!

661
00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:54,324
Happy Mardi Gras, man.

662
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,630
[ Cheering ]
Enjoy the day off!

663
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,805
You guys earned it.
Incredible --

664
00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:57,893
Man:
Get shit-faced!

665
00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,765
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

666
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,592
♪♪

667
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,333
We're gonna take one picture
before you go.

668
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,769
My good man!

669
00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:06,162
Time to kick back,
drink some beers,

670
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:08,643
and smoke some weed!
-Yeah!

671
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,731
[ Laughter ]

672
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:11,864
Man:
Kevin.

673
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:14,518
♪♪

674
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,346
You got that?Yeah. I'm ready.

675
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:24,963
♪♪

676
00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:34,973
♪♪

677
00:28:34,973 --> 00:28:36,626
♪♪

678
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,412
[ Cheering and applause ]
When we get inside,

679
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:41,458
we're gonna say hi to everybody
and take pics and stuff.

680
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,765
Sorry we started as quickly
as we did this morning,

681
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,635
but they're doing
a visual effect

682
00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:48,422
to make it look like we've
got 1,000 people and stuff.

683
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:49,989
So far, it looks fantastic.

684
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:52,512
You are allso fucking
beautiful, man,

685
00:28:52,512 --> 00:28:54,384
[ Cheering and applause ]
so creative and shit like that.

686
00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,951
Thank you for coming down.

687
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:58,737
We'll be talking
throughout the entire day,

688
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,433
but it'll be easier
when we're inside,

689
00:29:00,433 --> 00:29:01,869
so I'll see you guys there.

690
00:29:01,869 --> 00:29:04,263
See you guys inside
in a couple minutes!

691
00:29:04,263 --> 00:29:05,874
[ Cheering and applause ]

692
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,006
Woman:
Thank you!

693
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:17,016
♪♪

694
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:24,109
♪♪

695
00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:25,720
Alright, man.

696
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,549
So this is the big exterior
of Chronic-Con day.

697
00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:32,422
Chronic-Con takes up
a good portion of our shoot.

698
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:36,470
In Chronic-Con, as you can see,
it's a sea of me.

699
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,037
Like, basically, our world

700
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:40,604
is based on the
"Bluntman and Chronic,"

701
00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:43,955
which means you get to have
a sea of Jay and Silent Bobs,

702
00:29:43,955 --> 00:29:46,914
a sea of Bluntman and Chronics,
anything played in that movie.

703
00:29:46,914 --> 00:29:48,612
Now, they're not referencing

704
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,309
"Jay and Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob.

705
00:29:50,309 --> 00:29:52,877
They're referencing
Biggs and Van Der Beek.

706
00:29:52,877 --> 00:29:54,792
See how meta and weird it gets?

707
00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:57,185
So this whole Chronic-Con,
man, is like

708
00:29:57,185 --> 00:29:59,623
Jay came into my trailer
this morning and was like,

709
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,625
"Everyone fucking
looks like us,"

710
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,974
and he was delighted by that.

711
00:30:02,974 --> 00:30:04,977
Thank you guys,
very, very much.

712
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:07,457
Can't thank you enough,
ladies and gentlemen, man!

713
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,023
[ Cheering and applause ]
Thank you for making the trip.

714
00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:10,547
I know I'm gonna see
some of you

715
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,027
in a few days as well.

716
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,420
Everyone got on camera.

717
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,987
Y'all look fucking good, man.

718
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,292
Like it means
the absolute world.

719
00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:19,208
If you need anything
from me in the future,

720
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,601
I owe you one and shit.

721
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:23,430
Anything but money is yours.

722
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:25,736
But what we can do is,
if you guys are going in

723
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,694
for lunch,
I'll pop in there with Jay

724
00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:29,609
and we'll say goodbye
to everybody, man.

725
00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:31,480
Thanks for being here.
I'll see ya later.

726
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:37,791
♪♪

727
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,576
Please, no posting
of pictures --

728
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,230
If you wanna post
a picture of me and you,

729
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,798
that's totally fine,
but nothing that you saw today

730
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:44,972
-Not in costume.
-or anything.

731
00:30:44,972 --> 00:30:46,800
-What?
-Not in costume?

732
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,193
Yeah, I'm not even
in the costume.

733
00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:49,586
-They're also in costume.
-I mean --

734
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,240
-Is that cool?
-I think it --

735
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,501
Honestly,
I think it's okay.

736
00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:53,547
Like everyone knew
we were doing

737
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,809
Jay and Bob.
-Okay.

738
00:30:55,809 --> 00:30:58,508
So, yeah, but try to like

739
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,596
keep spoilery shit
off the Internet.

740
00:31:00,596 --> 00:31:02,861
Alright. So you have
your cellphones ready,

741
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,688
hand them to me,
I'm gonna bang it,

742
00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:05,732
and then you're gonna go
that way.

743
00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:07,169
So we'll keep moving this way.

744
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:08,387
I'll join you on the floor.
Here we go.

745
00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:17,135
♪♪

746
00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:27,145
♪♪

747
00:31:27,145 --> 00:31:32,019
♪♪

748
00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:34,413
This is reason enough
for me to go back.

749
00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:35,806
Alright. I'll see you
out there, kids.

750
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,590
-♪ Hey ♪
-♪ Whoo... ♪

751
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:40,028
-♪ We ride hard, hard ♪
-♪ ...whee! ♪

752
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,421
You got a blunt?

753
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,856
Got weed, n-word?

754
00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:44,292
[ Laughter ]

755
00:31:44,292 --> 00:31:46,034
We back at it
again, n-word!

756
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,905
Holy shit, Silent Bob!
Look!

757
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:49,558
It's Method and Red!

758
00:31:49,558 --> 00:31:52,387
How do myself and Redman
play into this reboot

759
00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:54,259
of "Silent Jay and Bob"?

760
00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:56,392
[ Laughs ]
You heard how I said it?

761
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:58,046
I said, "Silent Jay
and Bob."

762
00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,134
-"Silent Jay and Bob"?
-Yeah, "Silent Bob and Jay."

763
00:32:00,134 --> 00:32:03,008
Well, okay. The way me
and Redman play
into it is

764
00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,878
something happens
to Jay's character

765
00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:06,750
and Bob's character,

766
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,057
where they're
slipped something

767
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:12,625
and they slip
into this haze,

768
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:14,976
so to speak,
into this dreamland --

769
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,065
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-Yeah, where we happen to be

770
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,761
at the moment.

771
00:32:18,761 --> 00:32:20,547
You still rolling?
Bitches!

772
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,330
[ Laughing ]

773
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:24,028
Don't snooch
the cooch!

774
00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:27,989
[ English accent ]
No! No! No!

775
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,730
I did Juilliard,
dammit!

776
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,775
No! No!

777
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:33,385
We will not be doing
this scene

778
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,083
until I get my smoke.

779
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,650
I want my smoke!

780
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:38,042
So we --
It was like, you know,

781
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,740
we went in there and did
what we had to do

782
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:41,785
and he was --
appreciated it

783
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,613
and he loved it
and we was outta there.

784
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,875
It wasn't we had to shoot
eight or nine

785
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,009
different times.
He got what he wanted.

786
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,358
The energy was good
on the set, most of all.

787
00:32:50,358 --> 00:32:52,230
Everyone from the --
'Cause Red and Meth,

788
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:53,623
we believe in treating
our kings like pawns...

789
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,320
-Yeah.
-...pawns like kings,

790
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,757
so when we walk on a set,
we try to bring

791
00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,279
a good energy and I believe that
-All the time.

792
00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:00,934
a good energy on the set
will execute a great movie,

793
00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:02,632
-Infectious.
-at the end of the day.

794
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:04,112
Well, I have
two phrases I like --

795
00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,940
"Moving on.

796
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,288
It's a wrap."

797
00:33:07,288 --> 00:33:08,550
That's when you know
you got it.

798
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:10,989
-And "That line, again?"
-Which one?

799
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,251
No, that's another
line you like.

800
00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:15,340
You said it real smooth,
like you're used
to it and shit.

801
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,471
It was just like,
when you --

802
00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:18,125
-Oh, "Line"?
-Yeah, "Line!"

803
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,432
-"Line!"
-I gotta use that.

804
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,086
-You gotta use that?
-I gotta use that.

805
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,000
"Line!"
-See, I've been on a couple

806
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,653
of sets and, you know --
-"Line!

807
00:33:24,653 --> 00:33:26,178
I forgot.
Line!"

808
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,048
Yeah. That's all you do.
You just scream out, "Line!"

809
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:30,182
They'll feed it to you
and then you reset...

810
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,530
-Reset.
-...and go back at it.

811
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:32,836
Mm-hmm.

812
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:37,102
♪♪

813
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,232
Kevin:
Okay. Now we go to work.

814
00:33:38,232 --> 00:33:39,669
Good morning, everybody.

815
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,280
♪♪

816
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,457
How are you, Captain?

817
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:46,633
Gorgeous shots we set up
for you, motherfucker.

818
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,155
-So ready.
-Are ya?

819
00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:49,288
-Good morning everybody.
-Get that fucking thing

820
00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:50,593
outta my face.

821
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,987
Welcome back to the end
of week 2.

822
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,205
So good.

823
00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:55,684
So, take a look.

824
00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:56,817
-Looking.
-This just fell off the truck

825
00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,775
here,
so we'll adjust.

826
00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:00,472
So, let's take a look.

827
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,039
This is your
big 9-wide.

828
00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,953
Ooh! That looks mean
and cool.

829
00:34:03,953 --> 00:34:05,391
And then, this
would be later.

830
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:06,869
I've just gotta pan
some of the lights off

831
00:34:06,869 --> 00:34:08,568
after we're done with this,
so it doesn't look

832
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:10,873
too bright
towards the camera
because in theory --

833
00:34:10,873 --> 00:34:13,398
Man, this movie's the gift
that keeps on giving.

834
00:34:13,398 --> 00:34:14,878
Alright, big man,

835
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:17,184
you distract
these racist fucks

836
00:34:17,184 --> 00:34:19,840
while I hotbox in this
fucking berserker.

837
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,016
♪ Berserker! ♪

838
00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:26,237
Oh, you did nice lean
in the

839
00:34:26,237 --> 00:34:27,934
-Oh, cool.
-window, on the dash.

840
00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:29,675
That looks --
-Hang in there, Jay.

841
00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:32,199
It'll be okay, Jay.
It's gonna be okay.

842
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,983
Thanks, baby.
You know that?

843
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:38,684
I hope so.
I hope so.

844
00:34:38,684 --> 00:34:40,512
♪ Berserker ♪

845
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:41,601
[ Inhales sharply ]

846
00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:43,036
♪♪

847
00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,603
Hey, Chris.

848
00:34:44,603 --> 00:34:46,518
I'm gonna yell "Chris"
once you start walking.

849
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,172
Alright.
Go.

850
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:53,134
♪♪

851
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:55,570
We all here?

852
00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:56,572
Who the fuck are you?!

853
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:57,833
I'm going, anyway.

854
00:34:57,833 --> 00:35:02,621
Let's talk about
something important!

855
00:35:02,621 --> 00:35:04,710
Today is
International Women's Day.

856
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,931
This movie doesn't exist,
we don't have a fucking job,

857
00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:09,454
without the women
who are the people

858
00:35:09,454 --> 00:35:11,152
that produce the movie, man.

859
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,501
Give it up for the international
women on our crew.

860
00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:15,677
[ Cheering and applause ]

861
00:35:15,677 --> 00:35:17,724
Woman:
Thank you!

862
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:20,291
[ Applause ]
Then, give it up

863
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:22,728
for our international women
sitting right up in the truck.

864
00:35:22,728 --> 00:35:24,034
Give it up for the girls!

865
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:27,951
[ Applause ]

866
00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:29,909
The only reason
we all got jobs tonight is

867
00:35:29,909 --> 00:35:34,132
'cause Liz, Tracey, Jordan,
they've put in their hard time

868
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,655
and effort over the course
of two fucking years

869
00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:38,570
to find the loot
to make this happen, man,

870
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,963
so we get to be here tonight
on the strength

871
00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:44,054
of female empowerment,
thank fucking Christ.

872
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:46,143
That's the best commercial
for inclusivity

873
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,449
I could think of, man.

874
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:50,016
So, I thank these ladies
and all the women

875
00:35:50,016 --> 00:35:51,931
in our business from the bottom
of my heart, man.

876
00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:54,978
I get to tell my goofy little
stories because of you guys.

877
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:57,329
I like to think of myself
as a very powerful individual,

878
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:59,592
but this man could not
get shit done by himself.

879
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,507
I thank you ladies
for doing it for me.

880
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:02,856
Let's make a movie,
ladies and gentlemen.

881
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:06,989
[ Cheering and applause ]

882
00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,427
Well, that's not
going anywhere, Josh.

883
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,644
Yeah, that hat is
completely inappropriate.

884
00:36:09,644 --> 00:36:11,690
That hat is really
outta context.

885
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:18,523
♪♪

886
00:36:18,523 --> 00:36:20,568
Alright, so, tonight was
the second time

887
00:36:20,568 --> 00:36:23,355
I got to work
with the great Chris Jericho.

888
00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:25,487
The first time was in Florida
a couple months back,

889
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:27,358
on this horror anthology

890
00:36:27,358 --> 00:36:30,056
I'm doing with the kids
in Sarasota

891
00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:33,103
at the Ringling School,
called "Kilroy Was Here."

892
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,974
It reminded me
of the Method and Red shoot,

893
00:36:34,974 --> 00:36:36,324
a shoot from last night.

894
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,847
Going into that night
on "Kilroy,"

895
00:36:38,847 --> 00:36:40,632
you were the X-factor
'cause I was like,

896
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,286
"Well, I've done everything
else, but I've never worked

897
00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:44,157
with Chris.
What will that be like?"

898
00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:46,813
And Chris like hit the ground
fucking running,

899
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:49,815
so we brought him back and he
made the scene even better

900
00:36:49,815 --> 00:36:51,731
by virtue of the fact that,
when we told 'im,

901
00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:54,516
"Hey, man, you're gonna play
the Klan leader" --

902
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:57,518
And what's so like ironic
is like Chris is like one

903
00:36:57,518 --> 00:36:59,041
of the sweetest guys
in the world.

904
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:00,391
Number one, he's raised well.

905
00:37:00,391 --> 00:37:02,045
Number two,
he's raised Canadian.

906
00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:05,047
So even though, of course,
the wrestling personality,

907
00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:06,353
you were both sides, right,
good guy, bad guy?

908
00:37:06,353 --> 00:37:07,528
Well, yeah, but you're
playing a part.

909
00:37:07,528 --> 00:37:09,052
You're playing
a character in that.

910
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,706
And that's one thing I love
about working with you,

911
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,882
the two times we've done it
so far, is that it's not like

912
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:14,405
"Okay, Chris is gonna be
the bouncer,"

913
00:37:14,405 --> 00:37:16,711
or, "Chris is gonna be
the assassin," whatever.

914
00:37:16,711 --> 00:37:19,889
It's like fun parts.
You do stuff to show

915
00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:21,760
other elements
of yourself

916
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,675
as a performer,
as an actor, so.

917
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,851
It all comes
from the same place.

918
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:27,896
Whether you're performing
in wrestling

919
00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:29,333
or whether you're
a Shakespearean actor,

920
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,682
whether you're doing
a movie,

921
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,815
you have to commit to it
and connect.

922
00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,338
Man, you crushed it tonight.

923
00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:36,340
And that sweetness
is Jericho.

924
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,429
There it is.
-[ Laughing ]

925
00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:40,561
-[ Chuckle ]
-This is important.

926
00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:42,347
We don't want anyone
getting hurt

927
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:44,262
or stressed out,
whatsoever.

928
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,480
Any other questions
from anybody

929
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,873
about what we're doing?
Anyone?

930
00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,309
No question,
but two statements.

931
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:51,791
Can I go?

932
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,619
Number one, man,
give it up for the boys

933
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,708
who are taking the shit for us,
ladies and gentlemen.

934
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:58,927
[ Applause ]
Many thanks.

935
00:37:58,927 --> 00:38:00,974
Number 2, Eddie had
the joke of the day.

936
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,583
Say it out loud, Eddie.

937
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,063
Shit's about to hit
the Klan.

938
00:38:04,063 --> 00:38:05,500
"The shit's
about to hit the Klan."

939
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,849
[ Laughter and applause ]

940
00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,547
Well done.

941
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:17,556
♪♪

942
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:22,603
♪♪

943
00:38:22,603 --> 00:38:24,344
[ Cheering and applause ]Alright.

944
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,346
Hey, guys.
Have a great week.

945
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,434
Thank you very much.

946
00:38:27,434 --> 00:38:29,655
And that's a picture wrap
on Chris Jericho!

947
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,135
[ Cheering and applause ]

948
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:40,056
♪♪

949
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,405
You know what's weird?

950
00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:43,972
Is to make
a View Askewniverse movie

951
00:38:43,972 --> 00:38:46,411
in a post-Marvel world
'cause the last time

952
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,237
I was making these movies,
I was the only one

953
00:38:48,237 --> 00:38:50,371
that had a cinematic universe,
you know what I'm saying?

954
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:53,112
I mean, they made movies
with sequels and shit like that,

955
00:38:53,112 --> 00:38:55,898
but like a universe
where it's like

956
00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,856
this movie has a different
title from this movie,

957
00:38:57,856 --> 00:38:59,293
but these characters
know each other

958
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:00,860
and these characters come
into this movie

959
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,340
and shit like that.
We were able to do that

960
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,255
across a couple different
companies, like Miramax.

961
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:07,039
Universal had "Mallrats."

962
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:09,128
Later on, the Weinstein Company
and stuff.

963
00:39:09,128 --> 00:39:11,610
So, you know,
it's the first time

964
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:15,135
I went back to play
with my movie universe

965
00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:19,181
since Marvel defined,
for most people,

966
00:39:19,181 --> 00:39:20,880
what a movie universe is.

967
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,490
I built my entire life
on the backs --

968
00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:24,579
I sounded like
Matthew McConaughey --

969
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,101
[ Southern accent ]
Life!

970
00:39:26,101 --> 00:39:28,061
I built my entire life
[ Laughing ] on the backs

971
00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:29,889
of these fictional characters

972
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,672
and so to be able to pull 'em
out and play with them again

973
00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:34,153
and put them all
in one movie and stuff?

974
00:39:34,153 --> 00:39:35,981
And at one point,
somebody was like,

975
00:39:35,981 --> 00:39:38,157
"Oh, like
it's like your 'Avengers,'"

976
00:39:38,157 --> 00:39:39,985
and I was like, "No,

977
00:39:39,985 --> 00:39:42,335
'The Avengers' is their 'Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back.'"

978
00:39:42,335 --> 00:39:43,728
[ Laughing ]

979
00:39:43,728 --> 00:39:53,041
♪♪

980
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,521
We found it, kids.

981
00:39:54,521 --> 00:39:57,873
We're inthe Blunt Cave.
This is crazy.

982
00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:00,614
I thought we'd be doing this
pretty much just greenscreen,

983
00:40:00,614 --> 00:40:03,226
but Nate built a piece
of the Blunt Cave

984
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:06,315
to interact with,
so it's literally just like

985
00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:07,360
"Jay and Silent Bob
Strike Back."

986
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,927
We got a Blunt Cave again.

987
00:40:08,927 --> 00:40:12,626
So today is greenscreen day
in the Blunt Cave.

988
00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:14,106
It's a four-person scene,

989
00:40:14,106 --> 00:40:17,065
but only one
of the performers is here.

990
00:40:17,065 --> 00:40:19,981
Thankfully, that performer
is the great Melissa Benoist

991
00:40:19,981 --> 00:40:22,507
from "Supergirl,"
and she's used to, on that show,

992
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,509
I know for a fact,
'cause I've seen it,

993
00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:26,641
so it was awesome
when I saw her this morning.

994
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:27,902
They brought her in very early

995
00:40:27,902 --> 00:40:29,688
to like try on the costume
and shit.

996
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:31,733
Like I think
she had a 5:00 am pickup

997
00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:35,824
and it's like maybe 9:30
or 10:00 now and stuff,

998
00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:36,911
so she's been waiting
around a minute.

999
00:40:36,911 --> 00:40:38,523
I mean, it was adorable.

1000
00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,175
She goes, "I don't have
to act like Jay, do I?"

1001
00:40:40,175 --> 00:40:42,744
I was like, "You do whatever
you want in that role."

1002
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,485
So we're gonna play
in the Blunt Cave today,

1003
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,007
day 1 of 2.

1004
00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:47,574
Kevin was telling me

1005
00:40:47,574 --> 00:40:49,489
apparently, you're
very good at this, so --

1006
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,318
We have the right person
for today.

1007
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:52,753
[ Laughing ]

1008
00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:54,929
-Alright.
-Whatever we can do to help.

1009
00:40:54,929 --> 00:40:56,496
-Thank you.
-Alright. Here we go.

1010
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,456
Here we go.
This'll be the first one.

1011
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,891
First one of the day!

1012
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,588
Lend this fine actress
your energy,

1013
00:41:01,588 --> 00:41:02,721
ladies and gentlemen.

1014
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:05,811
[ Cheering and applause ]

1015
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,987
-Here we go.
-And...action!

1016
00:41:08,987 --> 00:41:13,818
♪♪

1017
00:41:13,818 --> 00:41:18,998
[ Bellowing ]
Bluntma-a-a-a-a-n!

1018
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,172
♪♪

1019
00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:22,088
Oh, she just turned
her body.

1020
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:24,351
[ Laughter ]

1021
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,483
Kevin Smith is quite possibly

1022
00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:29,835
the best person in the
industry to work with

1023
00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,532
because his sets
are different

1024
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,360
than any set
you will everwalk on.

1025
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,014
It's -- Music's playing

1026
00:41:36,014 --> 00:41:38,103
and everyone's clapping
between every take.

1027
00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:40,932
He's so supportive
and encouraging and like

1028
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:45,197
literally the sweetest,
biggest softie you'll ever meet

1029
00:41:45,197 --> 00:41:47,547
and he just wants
everyone to have fun,

1030
00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:50,550
so that just innately
brings out the best in people.

1031
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,117
[ Laughter ]

1032
00:41:52,117 --> 00:41:54,076
-I didn't even mean to do that.
-[ Clapping ]

1033
00:41:54,076 --> 00:42:03,782
♪♪

1034
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:07,393
♪♪

1035
00:42:07,393 --> 00:42:10,092
Welcome back
to a View Askewniverse picture,

1036
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,440
Rosario Dawson!

1037
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,356
[ Cheering and applause ]

1038
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:18,273
♪♪

1039
00:42:18,273 --> 00:42:21,539
Alright, so, this is
day 5, 6 -- 6, 7?

1040
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,670
No, 6. No, 11. Fuck.
-He can count.

1041
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,280
I know.
Math? No good.

1042
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,891
English?
Pretty good.

1043
00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:29,197
Eleven -- Day 11

1044
00:42:29,197 --> 00:42:30,590
on "Jay
and Silent Bob Reboot."

1045
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,159
It took us 11 fucking
days to get to this.

1046
00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:34,594
[ Clapping ]

1047
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,248
Rosario is here.

1048
00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:39,686
How has it been to be back
in View Askewland?

1049
00:42:39,686 --> 00:42:40,818
Incredible.

1050
00:42:40,818 --> 00:42:42,429
I love you.
I missed you.

1051
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:44,213
I love you.
I missed you.

1052
00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:45,300
I'm sorry I couldn't
bring my daughter,

1053
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,954
so we could have playdates.

1054
00:42:46,954 --> 00:42:48,914
I think it's so funny
that we're all grown-ups now

1055
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,916
and still
up to shenanigans.

1056
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,135
And...action.
Action.

1057
00:42:56,398 --> 00:42:58,010
Jussie!

1058
00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:00,664
Hey.

1059
00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:03,405
I'm massaging a fake person
in front of me.

1060
00:43:03,405 --> 00:43:04,625
No, I'm just enjoying.

1061
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:08,019
I don't know why
I'm like fake --

1062
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:10,326
You should've brought some,
then we could show!

1063
00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:12,632
[ Laughs ]

1064
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,373
Can you?

1065
00:43:14,373 --> 00:43:16,376
Look, man!
Shannon's back. Say hi.

1066
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,726
-Hi!
-See, it wasn't really a sequel.

1067
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,684
We're not quite sure
what the movie is.

1068
00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:22,208
It's called "Jay
and Silent Bob Reboot,"

1069
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,340
and that's more of a joke
and a play on like,

1070
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,081
you know, make fun
of reboots and stuff,

1071
00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:28,648
but, technically, this movie's
what they call a requel,

1072
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:31,260
which is a reboot
and a sequel at the same time,

1073
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,827
which is kind of what
"Force Awakens" was.

1074
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:36,047
But erase all that
modern-day terminology.

1075
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,831
It did not feel like a sequel

1076
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:40,965
until yesterday,
when Shannon came on set

1077
00:43:40,965 --> 00:43:42,532
and suddenly it was like
"Oh, shit!

1078
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,447
This is literally part 2."

1079
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:46,144
What does it feel
like to be back?

1080
00:43:46,144 --> 00:43:48,016
Amazing!
So much fun

1081
00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,800
and I'm so grateful
you included me.

1082
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,367
How could I not, man?

1083
00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:52,978
We literally couldn't move
forward on the story

1084
00:43:52,978 --> 00:43:55,501
without the mom
and you're the mom

1085
00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:57,286
and it's also like
the nice idea of like,

1086
00:43:57,286 --> 00:44:00,333
"I've watched that movie
for years," and it was like,

1087
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,769
"That relationship
would never fucking work,"

1088
00:44:02,769 --> 00:44:05,293
so we get to say, "Of course
it didn't fucking work,"

1089
00:44:05,293 --> 00:44:07,382
but like something came
from it and shit.

1090
00:44:07,382 --> 00:44:09,690
But, Shannon's doing
the Lord's work, man.

1091
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:11,170
Like, fucking --
We had to bring her

1092
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,521
out of Africa because --
literally out of Africa

1093
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,130
because she's over there
doing the noble shit.

1094
00:44:16,130 --> 00:44:17,829
Tell 'em what you do.

1095
00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:19,481
I'm living in South Africa
right now,

1096
00:44:19,481 --> 00:44:20,788
working on my foundation,

1097
00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:22,528
the Shannon Elizabeth
Foundation,

1098
00:44:22,528 --> 00:44:24,574
and we're doing
initiatives to help

1099
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,969
with the poaching crisis
and help change laws

1100
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:31,364
and help buy some like land
to protect the land

1101
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:32,800
and uplift the
surrounding community

1102
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,367
and build a lodge

1103
00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:36,717
and we're about to come out
with Rhino Review,

1104
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,371
which will be one of our
first big initiatives.

1105
00:44:39,371 --> 00:44:41,679
I fucking nearly cried when you
just told that story again,

1106
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,550
but fucking, doesn't that make
you ashamed that you're like,

1107
00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:46,900
"We want Justice back
in the movie"?

1108
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:49,556
You stopping this woman
from saving an elephant,

1109
00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,949
you pricks,
'cause of your nostalgia,

1110
00:44:51,949 --> 00:44:53,646
'cause of your sentimentality.

1111
00:44:53,646 --> 00:44:54,996
"Oh, we need Justice back."

1112
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:56,431
Let this poor woman
go back to Africa

1113
00:44:56,431 --> 00:44:58,434
and rescue the big fucking
five, you pricks.

1114
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,262
-[ Laughs ]
-You're doing the Lord's work.

1115
00:45:00,262 --> 00:45:02,655
Thank you.

1116
00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:05,746
Come on. Fucking anybody saving
fucking elephants and rhinos?

1117
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:08,226
What have you done
with your day?

1118
00:45:08,226 --> 00:45:09,576
Jerked off.
Am I right?

1119
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:10,969
-[ Laughs ]
-Me too.

1120
00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:12,884
[ Laughs ]

1121
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:13,885
Yay!

1122
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,277
My wife!

1123
00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:17,105
[ Clapping ]
Give it up for Rosario!

1124
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,324
She's getting
out of here, man.

1125
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,978
[ Whistling and applause ]

1126
00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:22,327
♪♪

1127
00:45:22,327 --> 00:45:23,632
Thank you, everybody!

1128
00:45:23,632 --> 00:45:25,505
It was great to sweat
with all of you.

1129
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,202
[ Laughs ]

1130
00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:29,378
[ Scoff ]
She's a mess.

1131
00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:30,989
♪♪

1132
00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,121
-[ Laughs ]
-She's killed squirrels, dude.

1133
00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:34,427
-What?!
-No!

1134
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:35,427
She's killed three
squirrels, yeah.

1135
00:45:35,427 --> 00:45:36,777
-Well, here?
-Oh.

1136
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,300
[ Laughing ]

1137
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,780
-Take it back.
-Put that dog down.

1138
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,478
Woman:
She licked her mouth
right as you said that.

1139
00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:44,958
Look!
Look! It's you.

1140
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:47,222
Look! Look!
[ Chuckle, tapping ]

1141
00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:49,007
She's like, "I don't care."

1142
00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:55,056
♪♪

1143
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:56,275
-[ Laughs ]
-Dano --

1144
00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:57,666
I walked from this movie

1145
00:45:57,666 --> 00:46:00,365
with the most important
life lesson --

1146
00:46:00,365 --> 00:46:02,367
On the best jobs,
you actually grow as a person.

1147
00:46:02,367 --> 00:46:05,458
-Yes.
-Dano has a wonderful --

1148
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,025
I don't know
if he intentionally did it.

1149
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,592
-Mm-hmm.
-But, anytime I'd jump

1150
00:46:09,592 --> 00:46:11,724
out of my manager bag,

1151
00:46:11,724 --> 00:46:13,465
Dano had
this wonderful way of --

1152
00:46:13,465 --> 00:46:16,164
He goes, "Nobody's saying no."
-Yeah, no.

1153
00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:17,775
I'm not -- Listen, Kevin.
-"I'm not saying no."

1154
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,864
Kevin, I'm not saying
no to you,

1155
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,474
but I need to explain --
-Not just the sentiment,

1156
00:46:22,474 --> 00:46:26,043
but the arm touch
that made me go, "Oh, my god.

1157
00:46:26,043 --> 00:46:27,827
I am behaving
like a child, aren't I?"

1158
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:31,266
'Cause only a child is like,
"What do you mean, we can't?!"

1159
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,487
And he's like,
"I'm not saying no."

1160
00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:38,403
There are 9 days left to our
show and we started with 21,

1161
00:46:38,403 --> 00:46:40,362
so, obviously, we're at less
than half at this point.

1162
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:43,800
I can do math, simple math.
And simple math tells me

1163
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,846
that it's all slipping
away very quickly,

1164
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,282
as it does every day
in life and whatnot.

1165
00:46:48,282 --> 00:46:50,023
"Like sands
through the hourglass,

1166
00:46:50,023 --> 00:46:51,373
these are the days
of our lives."

1167
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,157
My mother used to watch
that soap opera.

1168
00:46:53,157 --> 00:46:55,463
But it's almost fucking done.

1169
00:46:55,463 --> 00:46:59,293
And I realize
there have been times,

1170
00:46:59,293 --> 00:47:00,905
as we've been making the movie,

1171
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:04,429
where, through stress
of production or whatever,

1172
00:47:04,429 --> 00:47:09,000
that perhaps you've seen me jump
out of my manager bag.

1173
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,958
If you ever saw me get testy

1174
00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:14,831
with the man without whom
we're not standing here,

1175
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,268
the guy without whom
I don't get

1176
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:18,878
to make this journey,
in the first place,

1177
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:22,403
the guy who said funny shit
to me when he was 16 years old

1178
00:47:22,403 --> 00:47:24,492
and I was like, "I could build
an entire fucking career

1179
00:47:24,492 --> 00:47:26,668
on that and shit,"

1180
00:47:26,668 --> 00:47:29,106
then, if I'm being testy
to that guy,

1181
00:47:29,106 --> 00:47:30,150
then who the fuck am I?

1182
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:32,632
So, it's not a big deal --

1183
00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:34,547
It's not like people
came up to me and said like,

1184
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:37,289
"You should fucking say shit,"
but, I got a conscience

1185
00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:40,030
and as I sat there
cutting footage,

1186
00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:42,467
I see a version
of myself sometimes

1187
00:47:42,467 --> 00:47:46,123
that I'd prefer not to be,
particularly when it comes

1188
00:47:46,123 --> 00:47:47,952
to my fucking good friend
Jason Mewes.

1189
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:49,431
So I just want to take a moment
[ Applause ]

1190
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:52,739
to apologize to Jason
for any time

1191
00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:55,219
that I ever got short
with him and stuff like that.

1192
00:47:55,219 --> 00:48:00,615
That's not the person he is
to me and, sadly, it's --

1193
00:48:00,615 --> 00:48:02,574
You know, you learn some shit
about yourself in production

1194
00:48:02,574 --> 00:48:05,403
and what I learned
is that, under stress,

1195
00:48:05,403 --> 00:48:08,146
I will target the people
who are closest to me,

1196
00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:09,974
thinking like they can take it.

1197
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:11,626
There's no reason in the world
he should take it.

1198
00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:14,282
I wouldn't be here without him.
So, I'm sorry, bro.

1199
00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:16,371
[ Applause ]

1200
00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,632
Now you make a speech!

1201
00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:19,157
[ Laughter ]

1202
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:26,164
♪♪

1203
00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:29,557
♪♪

1204
00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:33,780
So, Brian's back and we're
doing Brian in multiple roles.

1205
00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:39,742
So he starts the movie
as Dante Hicks with a Van Dyke.

1206
00:48:39,742 --> 00:48:41,135
A lot of people are like,
"Goatee!"

1207
00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:43,355
It's not a fucking goatee.
It's a Van Dyke.

1208
00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:47,967
Then, he comes back
as Grant Hicks,

1209
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:53,016
the TV news journalist
from "Dogma,"

1210
00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:56,889
hence, all he has to do is
shave this part, the Van Dyke,

1211
00:48:56,889 --> 00:48:59,588
and turn it into a mustache.

1212
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:02,155
Then, he will shave it
a third time

1213
00:49:02,155 --> 00:49:04,157
and take the mustache
completely off

1214
00:49:04,157 --> 00:49:08,248
and he'll be playing
Brian O'Halloran at the con.

1215
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:11,469
What is it like to be
the new Walt Flanagan,

1216
00:49:11,469 --> 00:49:14,820
the new Lon Chaney
of the 21st century?

1217
00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:16,170
Well, I gotta say that,

1218
00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:17,431
when I first read
the whole script

1219
00:49:17,431 --> 00:49:19,043
and saw the roles
that were out there,

1220
00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:21,001
I'm like, "[ Gasp ]
This is a perfect chance

1221
00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:23,916
to bring in every Hicks
that ever lived!"

1222
00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:25,614
-This is the movie for it, man.
-Right.

1223
00:49:25,614 --> 00:49:27,965
You know, there's so much
going on in this,

1224
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,184
like me playing three roles
will be a blink in the eye,

1225
00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:32,230
compared to what else
is going on in this film.

1226
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:33,795
And will absolutely
be delightful

1227
00:49:33,795 --> 00:49:35,972
for like true fans who are like,
"There's Brian!"

1228
00:49:35,972 --> 00:49:37,452
There's Brian! There's Brian!"

1229
00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,367
Man, so it's totally
worth doing it,

1230
00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:41,500
and Brian's cool
about coming back

1231
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,460
'cause we shot Dante
and the exterior Quick Stop,

1232
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,548
like week 1
or something like that.

1233
00:49:47,548 --> 00:49:50,248
So here we are in week 3
and he's back for this

1234
00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:52,423
and then you're back in week 4
for the con, man.

1235
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:55,079
He's with us three of the four
weeks we're shooting.

1236
00:49:55,079 --> 00:50:02,260
♪♪

1237
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:05,436
♪♪

1238
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,221
Is that too much,
or is that cool?

1239
00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:08,570
-No, you wanna see
that it's blowing.
-Oh, my God!

1240
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:10,398
You look like you fucking
looked 10 years ago.

1241
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:12,704
It's --

1242
00:50:12,704 --> 00:50:15,315
-Oh, you're doing slow-motion
on the whole dance?
-Eddie?

1243
00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:16,838
-Oh, wow. Okay.
-Yeah. What do you got?

1244
00:50:16,838 --> 00:50:26,284
♪♪

1245
00:50:26,284 --> 00:50:28,416
♪♪

1246
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,157
[ Laughter ]
Kevin: Beautiful. I'm happy.

1247
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,028
Shannon came all the way
from Africa

1248
00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:33,900
and fucking crushed it.
Give it up for Shannon.

1249
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,902
[ Cheering and applause ]

1250
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:44,606
And there's somebody
whose performance

1251
00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:48,001
was eerily convincing
as he got railed from behind.

1252
00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,262
Give it up for Jason Mewes.

1253
00:50:49,262 --> 00:50:51,831
[ Cheering and applause ]

1254
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:53,092
[ Laughs ]

1255
00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:54,702
[ Applause continues ]

1256
00:50:54,702 --> 00:50:57,532
And give it up for the dirty
little cuck who watched,

1257
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,143
Brian O'Halloran, man.

1258
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:02,320
[ Cheering and applause ]

1259
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:10,327
♪♪

1260
00:51:10,327 --> 00:51:12,894
♪♪

1261
00:51:12,894 --> 00:51:14,766
So today is airport day.

1262
00:51:14,766 --> 00:51:17,465
Look, this is the airport
in New Orleans.

1263
00:51:17,465 --> 00:51:19,163
If you were to come in
for Mardi Gras

1264
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,641
or any other reason, man --
there's lots of reasons

1265
00:51:20,641 --> 00:51:22,469
to come to New Orleans,
not just Mardi Gras.

1266
00:51:22,469 --> 00:51:23,949
But like let's say you were
a college kid and you're like,

1267
00:51:23,949 --> 00:51:25,429
"Oh, I'm gonna get fucked up
at Mardi Gras,"

1268
00:51:25,429 --> 00:51:27,213
you come in this airport.

1269
00:51:27,213 --> 00:51:28,259
This ain't movie magic.

1270
00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:29,869
This is a real airport, man.

1271
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,610
We flew in here
to make the movie

1272
00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:34,003
and, now, we get to make
the movie here at the airport.

1273
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:38,659
So incredibly weird
to be at the airport

1274
00:51:38,659 --> 00:51:41,793
with no travel agenda
whatsoever, man.

1275
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:43,925
We're gonna shoot
some funny fucking shit.

1276
00:51:43,925 --> 00:51:52,586
♪♪

1277
00:51:52,586 --> 00:51:54,414
I'll get back there.

1278
00:51:54,414 --> 00:51:56,112
Bye!

1279
00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:57,375
Guy!

1280
00:51:57,375 --> 00:52:06,384
♪♪

1281
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:11,389
♪♪

1282
00:52:11,389 --> 00:52:12,476
[ Clack ]

1283
00:52:12,476 --> 00:52:14,652
♪♪

1284
00:52:14,652 --> 00:52:16,742
Yeah?
Fuck your airplane!

1285
00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:17,742
Alright.
Bye-bye.

1286
00:52:17,742 --> 00:52:20,005
Bye, y'all.

1287
00:52:20,005 --> 00:52:21,268
Go fuck yourself.

1288
00:52:21,268 --> 00:52:22,313
Do it again
under my breath.

1289
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:23,400
Let me do it
one more time.

1290
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,492
[ Laughter ]

1291
00:52:28,492 --> 00:52:29,842
Those things,
I kind of made up.

1292
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,059
The great Molly Shannon!

1293
00:52:31,059 --> 00:52:32,800
[ Cheering and applause ]

1294
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:40,418
♪♪

1295
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:50,427
♪♪

1296
00:52:50,427 --> 00:52:52,646
♪♪

1297
00:52:52,646 --> 00:52:53,822
Wow.

1298
00:52:53,822 --> 00:53:03,702
♪♪

1299
00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:05,268
Here we are at Mooby's,

1300
00:53:05,268 --> 00:53:08,358
an eatery that absolutely
exists in the real world.

1301
00:53:08,358 --> 00:53:10,490
It was once a beignet place.

1302
00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:13,320
Now, it serves fake burgers,
all because of this man.

1303
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,192
You crushed on movies.

1304
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,367
-Thank you, sir.
-How do you feel?

1305
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:19,065
I feel like I did it.

1306
00:53:19,065 --> 00:53:21,110
I'm eating it.
-That's damn skippy.

1307
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:22,764
Now, there are
three big showpieces

1308
00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:24,418
that you had to worry about
this whole movie --

1309
00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:26,724
the Quick Stop,
which you crushed.

1310
00:53:26,724 --> 00:53:28,248
This, which you crushed.

1311
00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:30,380
All that's left
is Chronic-Con.

1312
00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,338
How do you feel about that?

1313
00:53:32,338 --> 00:53:34,036
I feel like I'm gonna
lose some sleep, still.

1314
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:40,172
♪♪

1315
00:53:40,172 --> 00:53:41,478
Cigarettes?

1316
00:53:41,478 --> 00:53:42,610
We weren't smoking
cigarettes, man.

1317
00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:44,786
We were smoking
that weed!

1318
00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:47,746
You're smoking
marijuana?

1319
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,096
Oh! You guys
are so brave!

1320
00:53:50,096 --> 00:53:52,402
Once again, you got busted
by the cops, so.

1321
00:53:52,402 --> 00:53:54,099
I haven't tried weed
my whole life.

1322
00:53:54,099 --> 00:53:56,929
"You guys are so brave."

1323
00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,974
Kevin really hangs out.

1324
00:53:58,974 --> 00:54:02,586
He like really is around,
as opposed to just disappearing

1325
00:54:02,586 --> 00:54:04,849
behind a screen
or a tent or something.

1326
00:54:04,849 --> 00:54:06,894
He's just there,
which is great.

1327
00:54:06,894 --> 00:54:09,637
So the vibe is fantastic.

1328
00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,552
Now, what if the vibe
was bad?

1329
00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:14,338
I would go like this.
I'd go,

1330
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:19,516
"It's, um,
very interesting and...

1331
00:54:19,516 --> 00:54:21,431
sometimes we feed
off the tension."

1332
00:54:21,431 --> 00:54:23,215
That's how I would present it.

1333
00:54:23,215 --> 00:54:25,610
I'd spin it into a positive,
but that's what I would say.

1334
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:28,134
[ Singing ]

1335
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:32,181
Working with Jay --
because I know Kevin,

1336
00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,922
I was a little starstruck

1337
00:54:33,922 --> 00:54:38,231
because I see Jay
as such a real character

1338
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:41,626
that, watching him, I'm always
like, "Is that guy real?"

1339
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,367
'Cause just his style, the way
he talks and stuff,

1340
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:44,889
I'm like,
"Is that accent real?"

1341
00:54:44,889 --> 00:54:47,588
So, meeting him --
I've never met him before --

1342
00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:49,068
I was a little starstruck.

1343
00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:50,590
It was like seeing a unicorn
or something.

1344
00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:52,550
I was like, "Wow.
That's the actual guy,"

1345
00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:55,204
and his hair really is long,

1346
00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:57,293
which is another weird thing,
where I'm like,

1347
00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:59,164
"That must be a wig,"
and it was not a wig.

1348
00:54:59,164 --> 00:55:00,992
Two cameras. A-mark.
[ Clack ]

1349
00:55:00,992 --> 00:55:02,690
B-mark. [ Clack ]

1350
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,692
Somebody out here yell
"action" for me, too,

1351
00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:05,954
so Kevin can hear it.

1352
00:55:10,436 --> 00:55:11,568
[ Metal clangs ]

1353
00:55:13,831 --> 00:55:15,659
And then...

1354
00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:20,054
'Cause you're wasting
him so far away.

1355
00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:21,840
You know what I'm saying?
-We got a pitch, real quick.

1356
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,710
-Got a little pitch.
-Mandel's got a pitch.

1357
00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:26,365
Eventually, take it right up
to the window.

1358
00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:27,932
Go right up to the window,
so you're like,

1359
00:55:27,932 --> 00:55:29,282
"Help me, help me."
-And then, just before he's

1360
00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:31,152
about to pound, you guys
grab him after that.

1361
00:55:31,152 --> 00:55:32,458
You could be screaming
the whole time.

1362
00:55:32,458 --> 00:55:34,155
We'll just be oblivious.

1363
00:55:34,155 --> 00:55:35,679
-So no running --
-Start there.

1364
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:36,855
Yeah, you could totally
start there,

1365
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,378
but eventually
head up there.

1366
00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:42,077
Turn around and go
this way.

1367
00:55:42,077 --> 00:55:43,601
What the hell?!

1368
00:55:43,601 --> 00:55:47,561
[ Shouting ]
[ Music and singing ]

1369
00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:48,996
He was like, "Why don't you
have him run up to the window?"

1370
00:55:48,996 --> 00:55:51,043
I was like, "Well,
because I'm stupid."

1371
00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:53,088
And so that worked out
very nicely.

1372
00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:54,175
Thank you.

1373
00:55:54,175 --> 00:55:56,440
♪♪

1374
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,050
Hey, before we
get going, man,

1375
00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:00,704
welcome to the family
Kate Micucci,

1376
00:56:00,704 --> 00:56:02,576
ladies and gentlemen!
[ Cheering and applause ]

1377
00:56:02,576 --> 00:56:04,577
It's a great time. There's a lot
of cheering that happens.

1378
00:56:04,577 --> 00:56:06,492
There's a lotta like,
"Here we go!

1379
00:56:06,492 --> 00:56:07,972
Let's give it up
for like so-and-so."

1380
00:56:07,972 --> 00:56:09,626
Like, you get pumped up
in a way that like,

1381
00:56:09,626 --> 00:56:10,889
before you have every take,

1382
00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:12,498
you're like feeling like
a million bucks,

1383
00:56:12,498 --> 00:56:14,980
and that's kind of special.
[ Chuckle ]

1384
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,460
Unh-unh.

1385
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:19,331
You did not just offer me
your old-man dick!

1386
00:56:19,331 --> 00:56:21,813
Okay, fine!

1387
00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:23,074
Whip it out!
Come on!

1388
00:56:23,074 --> 00:56:24,554
I wanna show you
a magic trick

1389
00:56:24,554 --> 00:56:26,731
where I take one cock
and make two dicks!

1390
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:27,905
Miss McKenzie!

1391
00:56:27,905 --> 00:56:30,038
What the fuck
is going on here?

1392
00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:33,215
This old fool
just eggplanted me!

1393
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:36,175
I'm 47, and I have
no idea what that means.

1394
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:38,655
One of my favorite moments
of "Reboot"

1395
00:56:38,655 --> 00:56:41,614
was being able
to give Silent Bob

1396
00:56:41,614 --> 00:56:44,748
his first on-screen kiss,
as Miss McKenzie,

1397
00:56:44,748 --> 00:56:47,141
so,

1398
00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:49,623
that was funny.

1399
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:52,670
So, tonight, we made history

1400
00:56:52,670 --> 00:56:55,454
on the set
of "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot."

1401
00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:59,632
I've been playing
this character for 25 years.

1402
00:56:59,632 --> 00:57:03,768
Silent Bob has never
had an on-screen kiss,

1403
00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:06,335
with the exception of the --
Where are you going?

1404
00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:08,336
Get the fuck in here.
-I didn't know that
you were shooting.

1405
00:57:08,336 --> 00:57:10,034
I like --
-We were waiting

1406
00:57:10,034 --> 00:57:11,036
-I didn't see the microphone.
-for you.

1407
00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:12,036
We set it up so you could

1408
00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:14,648
dramatically enter and shit.

1409
00:57:14,648 --> 00:57:16,780
Married to the world's
worst filmmaker.

1410
00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:19,304
-Amateur!
-Total amateur, am I right?

1411
00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:21,525
I'm just kidding.
I wasn't talking about Jen.

1412
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,135
He was yelling at me
to come outside.

1413
00:57:23,135 --> 00:57:24,570
I didn't know that --
-May I go back to my piece?

1414
00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:26,311
-No.
-Silent Bob

1415
00:57:26,311 --> 00:57:28,661
-[ Laughs ]
-never had an on-screen kiss.

1416
00:57:28,661 --> 00:57:32,360
Once, Suzanne the orangutan
kissed him,

1417
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,320
at the end of "Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back."

1418
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,190
And, if you watch the face
of the actor

1419
00:57:36,190 --> 00:57:37,802
playing the character
Silent Bob

1420
00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:40,108
when that orangutan goes in
for the kiss --

1421
00:57:40,108 --> 00:57:41,980
sheer terror.

1422
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,981
No performance.

1423
00:57:43,981 --> 00:57:46,853
Tonight was the exact same thing

1424
00:57:46,853 --> 00:57:49,509
because Silent Bob
had his first on-screen kiss

1425
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:52,469
with a human being
and it was sheer terror.

1426
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,034
It was almost
the same expression.

1427
00:57:54,034 --> 00:57:57,690
But the good news is
the kiss was with her,

1428
00:57:57,690 --> 00:58:00,824
so I've had tons
of fucking practice, man.

1429
00:58:00,824 --> 00:58:02,827
My wife, Jennifer.
Say hello.

1430
00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:05,393
-Hello.
-So Jen comes back --

1431
00:58:05,393 --> 00:58:06,612
Okay, well,
why were you scared

1432
00:58:06,612 --> 00:58:10,704
about the on-screen
kiss with me?

1433
00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:14,186
The beat was played with --
Just shut the fuck up.

1434
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:15,753
Oh, my God.
You're ruining everything.

1435
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:17,101
Stand here
and just look pretty.

1436
00:58:17,101 --> 00:58:18,451
Fuck.
-[ Gasp ]

1437
00:58:18,451 --> 00:58:20,583
You stand here
and just look pretty.

1438
00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,802
-Anyway.
-Knock that cap off your head

1439
00:58:22,802 --> 00:58:23,804
-Don't do it.
-and see what happens.

1440
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:24,849
The hair comes
with it.

1441
00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:26,371
Don't do it.

1442
00:58:26,371 --> 00:58:28,416
Tonight, we kissed.
Although, now,

1443
00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:32,856
I'm fucking starting to have
regrets and second feelings --

1444
00:58:32,856 --> 00:58:35,206
I don't wanna --
So fucking --

1445
00:58:35,206 --> 00:58:36,990
Anyway, we kissed.
-I have a question.

1446
00:58:36,990 --> 00:58:38,557
Come on in.

1447
00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,298
I see there's a question
from the audience.

1448
00:58:40,298 --> 00:58:42,474
Yes, young stranger.

1449
00:58:42,474 --> 00:58:43,954
Do you feel like it was
more terrifying

1450
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:46,130
getting ready to do
your first on-screen kiss

1451
00:58:46,130 --> 00:58:48,699
with a lady,
being your wife,

1452
00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:50,614
or watching your wife

1453
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,572
make out
with someone else?

1454
00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:55,139
'Cause I think
it was more horrifying,

1455
00:58:55,139 --> 00:58:56,532
the latter.
Is that correct?

1456
00:58:56,532 --> 00:58:58,273
Did I say it right,
the latter?

1457
00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,579
So what, because she made out

1458
00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:01,014
with Brian O'Halloran
in "Clerks"?

1459
00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:02,755
Yeah, it upset me
to see that.

1460
00:59:02,755 --> 00:59:04,889
Even though it was acting,
it was acting,

1461
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,978
but, you know,
I didn't wanna see that.

1462
00:59:06,978 --> 00:59:11,635
I don't -- So wait, the root
of your question is what?

1463
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,679
Would I rather watch her
make out with Brian O'Halloran

1464
00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:15,813
or make out with myself?

1465
00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,161
The answer is --
-No. What was more terrifying?

1466
00:59:17,161 --> 00:59:19,164
What was more terrifying,
your first kiss?

1467
00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:21,253
You said you were terrified.
-Why was I --

1468
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,994
There was no -- I was terrified
when I had to kiss the orangutan

1469
00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:25,735
'cause I thought it was
gonna eat my face,

1470
00:59:25,735 --> 00:59:27,259
but here I wasn't
terrified at all.

1471
00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:29,739
I've got 20 years' practice

1472
00:59:29,739 --> 00:59:32,699
macking on this
fine piece of woman.

1473
00:59:32,699 --> 00:59:34,701
Oh.
[ Chuckling ]

1474
00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:37,574
So, yeah, it was like
it was typecasting.

1475
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,139
There was no acting,
whatsoever.

1476
00:59:39,139 --> 00:59:40,967
They said, "Action,"
and I wasn't acting.

1477
00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:42,840
It was all real.

1478
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,364
He was no vegan
in that situation.

1479
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,583
End of story.
-No vegan?

1480
00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,237
Yeah, he was kissing

1481
00:59:49,237 --> 00:59:51,849
-Hey.
-girls.

1482
00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:52,980
-You wanted to go someplace
-Girls?

1483
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:54,155
-so fucking dirty
-Girls?

1484
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:55,722
-and you forgot my wife
-Girls?!

1485
00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:57,811
-was standing right there.
-I forgot #MeMewes.

1486
00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:59,159
Yeah. Fuck.

1487
00:59:59,159 --> 01:00:08,909
♪♪

1488
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,041
Alright, Fred, here we go.
Thank you for waiting.

1489
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,695
Alright, everybody,
Fred Armisen on the roof!

1490
01:00:12,695 --> 01:00:15,132
[ Cheering and applause ]

1491
01:00:15,132 --> 01:00:16,873
♪♪

1492
01:00:16,873 --> 01:00:20,442
Chris, stand by.
Ready? Here we go.

1493
01:00:20,442 --> 01:00:23,663
Now, this upper hand
is holding some scalding-hot

1494
01:00:23,663 --> 01:00:25,403
hater! tots!

1495
01:00:25,403 --> 01:00:30,539
[ Laughter ]

1496
01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:32,324
It's the end of week 3, man.

1497
01:00:32,324 --> 01:00:35,369
Three weeks into this bitch
and, now, it's all fucking over.

1498
01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:37,894
I have so much footage
I could cut.

1499
01:00:37,894 --> 01:00:41,768
We've now shot more
of the movie than not

1500
01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:44,204
and all that's left
is the third act, man.

1501
01:00:44,204 --> 01:00:47,643
All next week, and then,
a few days after that,

1502
01:00:47,643 --> 01:00:50,342
we'll be doing the Chronic-Con.

1503
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:53,170
So, this is it, man.

1504
01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,302
I'm eating it.

1505
01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:59,612
♪♪

1506
01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:05,096
Playing with our continuity,
you know, was --

1507
01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:07,880
We'd play pretty strict,
and then fast and loose.

1508
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,927
People would always come to me
and, "What about this?"

1509
01:01:10,927 --> 01:01:13,146
I'm like, "No, no, no.
That happened to these people."

1510
01:01:13,146 --> 01:01:14,931
Like, somebody at Chronic-Con

1511
01:01:14,931 --> 01:01:18,108
was carrying a copy
of "Mallrats"

1512
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,936
and, you know, I saw it
in the frame and I was like,

1513
01:01:19,936 --> 01:01:22,679
"No. 'Mallrats'
is the story of their lives.

1514
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:25,420
'Mallrats' can't happen here."

1515
01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:29,380
You know, since Kevin Smith
is a character in the movie,

1516
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:32,427
that complicates things
even more 'cause it's like,

1517
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,298
well, we all know Kevin Smith
made "Mallrats,"

1518
01:01:34,298 --> 01:01:35,778
but in the world of View Askew,

1519
01:01:35,778 --> 01:01:38,695
in the View Askewniverse,
Kevin Smith didn't.

1520
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:48,704
♪♪

1521
01:01:48,704 --> 01:01:52,708
♪♪

1522
01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:54,492
-Alright. Now --
-Folks, we're about to take

1523
01:01:54,492 --> 01:01:56,016
a look at the future, man.

1524
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:57,322
Give it up for the folks
we're gonna spend

1525
01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:58,976
the first part
of the morning with.

1526
01:01:58,976 --> 01:02:00,717
[ Cheering and applause ]
Diedrich Bader's here, man!

1527
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:04,329
Returning royalty from "Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back."

1528
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:06,940
And then behind him, out that
door, there's Keith Coogan.

1529
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,289
-What?!
-Keith Coogan's here, man.

1530
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:10,596
[ Applause ]

1531
01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:13,032
And, of course, as always,
Jason Mewes.

1532
01:02:13,032 --> 01:02:15,643
[ Cheering and applause ]

1533
01:02:15,643 --> 01:02:16,820
Alright. So.

1534
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:18,646
[ Laughing ]

1535
01:02:18,646 --> 01:02:21,519
Right?

1536
01:02:21,519 --> 01:02:23,956
I've been on a bunch
of cult movies

1537
01:02:23,956 --> 01:02:26,438
and it's really fun
to be a part of that

1538
01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:29,353
because people that love it
truly love it.

1539
01:02:29,353 --> 01:02:32,096
It's really genuine and sweet
and it's a lovely thing

1540
01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:33,793
because here's the thing
about Kevin.

1541
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:36,143
Everything that he does
really comes from his heart.

1542
01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:39,494
He's a genuinely nice person
and so,

1543
01:02:39,494 --> 01:02:41,800
when he talks about cons

1544
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,585
and about people
that come to Comic-Con,

1545
01:02:44,585 --> 01:02:46,762
it comes from a place
of real love and respect

1546
01:02:46,762 --> 01:02:49,329
and it's not to make fun
of these people,

1547
01:02:49,329 --> 01:02:52,159
but it's to have fun with them.

1548
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:54,378
Jay and Silent Bob
are still so appealing

1549
01:02:54,378 --> 01:02:59,340
because they are the everyman
and every fan can crawl in

1550
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:03,780
and be like Jay and Silent Bob
because they don't understand

1551
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,302
that they're the heroes
of the piece.

1552
01:03:05,302 --> 01:03:06,608
[ Laughing ]

1553
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:07,652
Still got it!

1554
01:03:07,652 --> 01:03:09,175
I know.
I know.

1555
01:03:09,175 --> 01:03:10,307
Hilarious.

1556
01:03:10,307 --> 01:03:18,577
♪♪

1557
01:03:18,577 --> 01:03:22,668
This is a panel room
at Blunt-Con, man.

1558
01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:26,932
Like I've sat on many a panel
over my professional career

1559
01:03:26,932 --> 01:03:30,153
as Kevin Smith and this is
what it looks like, so,

1560
01:03:30,153 --> 01:03:31,981
in "Jay and Silent Bob
Strike Back,"

1561
01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:34,635
we took you into one part
of my world,

1562
01:03:34,635 --> 01:03:38,030
which was moviemaking,
so we went to Miramax Studios

1563
01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:41,121
and busted in on various
movies getting made.

1564
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:42,688
In "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot,"

1565
01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:45,342
we enter my other world,
which is con world.

1566
01:03:45,342 --> 01:03:46,648
The first
"Jay and Silent Bob,"

1567
01:03:46,648 --> 01:03:49,128
I remember we did it
in L.A.

1568
01:03:49,128 --> 01:03:50,347
I remembered it was
one afternoon.

1569
01:03:50,347 --> 01:03:51,523
One afternoon.

1570
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:53,481
And I must say,

1571
01:03:53,481 --> 01:03:54,918
based on the amount
of time

1572
01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:57,050
it took to shoot that movie,
the response --

1573
01:03:57,050 --> 01:03:58,530
Versus the response.

1574
01:03:58,530 --> 01:04:02,186
The ratio of work
to response is -- Yeah.

1575
01:04:02,186 --> 01:04:03,708
It's the most outsized

1576
01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,188
of any project
I've ever done.

1577
01:04:05,188 --> 01:04:06,494
I get a lotta
"Jay and Silent Bob"
as well.

1578
01:04:06,494 --> 01:04:08,192
-Same. Same.
-Yeah. It's pretty crazy.

1579
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,802
I mean, Kevin has the best
fans in the world, right?

1580
01:04:10,802 --> 01:04:14,327
Like the most dedicated,

1581
01:04:14,327 --> 01:04:16,503
will go see
anything he does.

1582
01:04:16,503 --> 01:04:17,940
They love him.
It's amazing.

1583
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,378
Best fans in the world,
except for my fans.

1584
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:22,206
[ Laughing ]

1585
01:04:22,206 --> 01:04:23,380
Love you.

1586
01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:26,297
My fans suck
because

1587
01:04:26,297 --> 01:04:30,213
any fan of mine must be
a complete moron, so --

1588
01:04:30,213 --> 01:04:31,867
I've been literally
waiting for them to do

1589
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:35,653
a "Jay and Silent Bob"
reboot for 13 years.

1590
01:04:35,653 --> 01:04:37,090
I was like,
"They're never going to,"

1591
01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:38,612
but I've just basically
been waiting

1592
01:04:38,612 --> 01:04:40,398
for the phone to ring,
for this reason.

1593
01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:43,096
-Just kept his schedule clear.
-Clear.

1594
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,228
Man: Oh!

1595
01:04:44,228 --> 01:04:49,668
♪♪

1596
01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:52,800
Kevin:
They came allthe way
from fucking New Jersey, man.

1597
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,934
Give it up for Bryan,
Walt, Ming, and Mike.
[ Whistling ]

1598
01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:58,590
[ Cheering and applause ]

1599
01:04:58,590 --> 01:05:00,809
Why is Hollywood
so infatuated

1600
01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,594
with the reboot thing,
the remake?

1601
01:05:03,594 --> 01:05:05,597
I personally think it boils
down to two things --

1602
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:07,815
one, money, just easy money...
-Okay.

1603
01:05:07,815 --> 01:05:09,775
...and two, there are
no original ideas anymore.

1604
01:05:09,775 --> 01:05:12,081
There were never
any original ideas, but --

1605
01:05:12,081 --> 01:05:14,518
No, I think
that's the answer

1606
01:05:14,518 --> 01:05:15,737
that everybody likes
to give

1607
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:17,130
and bash Hollywood.

1608
01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:18,436
Everybody's always
bashing Hollywood.

1609
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:21,090
Poor Hollywood, right?
What did they ever do?

1610
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:23,266
I think it's genius that
he's taking the reboot

1611
01:05:23,266 --> 01:05:25,965
into his own hands
and kind of mocking it.

1612
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:29,012
Yeah. As only
Kevin Smith can...

1613
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:30,751
-Yeah.
-...which is kind of awesome.

1614
01:05:30,751 --> 01:05:32,797
♪♪

1615
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,755
Mark!
[ Clack ]

1616
01:05:34,755 --> 01:05:43,199
♪♪

1617
01:05:43,199 --> 01:05:48,987
♪♪

1618
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:54,688
So, in the flick,
we got to do a "Clerks" scene

1619
01:05:54,688 --> 01:05:58,518
and bring everybody back
for a "Clerks" panel

1620
01:05:58,518 --> 01:06:02,958
at Chronic-Con and it was
surreal and wonderful

1621
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:05,873
because, 26 years
after we made that movie,

1622
01:06:05,873 --> 01:06:07,963
here we all are,
making another movie.

1623
01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:09,574
It's kinda nuts and stuff.
So it was great

1624
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:11,967
and it was one of the only
special effects shots

1625
01:06:11,967 --> 01:06:14,360
in the entire movie,
which is ironic

1626
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,016
because the first movie
was made for like 27 grand.

1627
01:06:17,016 --> 01:06:21,367
The shot of the "Clerks"
crew in this movie

1628
01:06:21,367 --> 01:06:23,501
cost more than "Clerks" cost.[ Laughs ]

1629
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:32,117
♪♪

1630
01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:35,599
Okay, so this is Chronic-Con,
which is --

1631
01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:39,690
the idea is that,
in the movie,

1632
01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:44,217
"Bluntman and Chronic"
was a real movie back in 2001,

1633
01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:45,523
built a small fan base,

1634
01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:48,351
and resulted in this
Chronic-Con.

1635
01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:52,268
A bunch of fans put on
a convention based

1636
01:06:52,268 --> 01:06:54,400
around love
of this old movie.

1637
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,621
But how we got
to Chronic-Con was more --

1638
01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:58,840
It wasn't my first idea.

1639
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,581
Originally, Jay and Silent Bob

1640
01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:02,800
were headed to Comic-Con,
in San Diego,

1641
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,541
and then I started thinking
about it logically

1642
01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:08,632
and I was like, "I can't get
the licenses for 'Batman,'

1643
01:07:08,632 --> 01:07:11,288
'Spiderman,' 'Wonder Woman,'"

1644
01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:13,028
blah blah blah, anything,
you know, 'Avatar,'

1645
01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:15,422
anything you would
like to see at a real con."

1646
01:07:15,422 --> 01:07:17,119
If you go
to San Diego Comic-Con,

1647
01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:19,860
you see a bunch of fucking IP,
intellectual property,

1648
01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:22,951
and I couldn't pull that off,
so I started thinking like,

1649
01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:25,041
"Well, if I can't get,
like, licenses for everything,

1650
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,563
how can I do a con?"

1651
01:07:26,563 --> 01:07:27,826
I said, "You got some.

1652
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,784
You own some IP.

1653
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:31,481
You know,
why don't you use yours?"

1654
01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:33,135
So, suddenly, it shifted

1655
01:07:33,135 --> 01:07:35,615
to Chronic-Con
instead of Comic-Con

1656
01:07:35,615 --> 01:07:38,793
and, suddenly, the plot of the
movie shifted along with it

1657
01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:41,273
and stuff, so necessity being
the mother of invention,

1658
01:07:41,273 --> 01:07:43,275
I didn't do all this
'cause I'm like,

1659
01:07:43,275 --> 01:07:46,148
"I just wanna walk into a room
filled with thousands of me."

1660
01:07:46,148 --> 01:07:47,932
No.
We're only doing this

1661
01:07:47,932 --> 01:07:52,938
because this is ultimately,
ironically enough, cheaper.

1662
01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:54,896
That is fucking phenomenal.

1663
01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:55,896
Look at that.
Show that.

1664
01:07:55,896 --> 01:07:57,811
Look at this!

1665
01:07:57,811 --> 01:07:59,900
Fuck, I love that, man.

1666
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,077
That's amazing.

1667
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,860
All sorts of variations

1668
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:04,340
of Jays and Silent Bobs

1669
01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:07,083
and whatnot, so it's kooky.

1670
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:15,481
♪♪

1671
01:08:15,481 --> 01:08:16,569
-Morning.
-Shit.

1672
01:08:16,569 --> 01:08:18,354
[ Laughter ]

1673
01:08:18,354 --> 01:08:21,444
♪♪

1674
01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:24,838
[ Laughs ]

1675
01:08:24,838 --> 01:08:26,405
And this is not?

1676
01:08:26,405 --> 01:08:27,929
Yeah.
[ Indistinct ]

1677
01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:31,019
-And this is also not?
-This is also not.

1678
01:08:31,019 --> 01:08:33,805
Fuck that take.
Fuck it!

1679
01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,632
Fudge this.
Too much information.

1680
01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:37,373
The camera
loves you, Jay.

1681
01:08:37,373 --> 01:08:41,943
♪♪

1682
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:45,163
This time around, you know,

1683
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,512
I think,
if people had shown up

1684
01:08:46,512 --> 01:08:48,775
and we just kind of
gave them the show

1685
01:08:48,775 --> 01:08:50,822
that we told them we were
making, which was like,

1686
01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:54,172
"They go to Hollywood
to stop the movie, again,"

1687
01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:56,087
it would've been,
you know, disappointing.

1688
01:08:56,087 --> 01:08:57,742
I think people would've
been like, "Oh. Oh.

1689
01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:59,046
It is actually the same movie.

1690
01:08:59,046 --> 01:09:00,832
I thought you were
joking around."

1691
01:09:00,832 --> 01:09:02,485
Instead, we kinda
give them something --

1692
01:09:02,485 --> 01:09:03,835
We give them the feels.

1693
01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:07,664
[ Tender tune plays ]

1694
01:09:07,664 --> 01:09:10,711
♪♪

1695
01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:12,060
[ Sniffle ]

1696
01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:17,891
♪♪

1697
01:09:17,891 --> 01:09:19,632
I love laughing,
don't get me wrong,

1698
01:09:19,632 --> 01:09:22,896
but to feel shit?
That's everything.

1699
01:09:22,896 --> 01:09:25,203
Like not just feel happy
through laughter,

1700
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:29,033
but just to feel something
that's quasi-real,

1701
01:09:29,033 --> 01:09:30,862
something that pulls
your fucking heartstrings,

1702
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:33,560
the kind of shit that makes
you scream out during,

1703
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,693
you know, an "Avengers" movie
or something like that.

1704
01:09:35,693 --> 01:09:38,738
That's where my head is,
these days.

1705
01:09:38,738 --> 01:09:41,480
Um,

1706
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:43,875
I don't know
a lotta stuff, okay?

1707
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:48,095
But I do know this, is

1708
01:09:48,095 --> 01:09:49,967
you're a great
fucking kid

1709
01:09:49,967 --> 01:09:51,796
and some asshole

1710
01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,319
[ Crying ]
really missed out

1711
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,712
on being your dad.

1712
01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:58,845
♪♪

1713
01:09:58,845 --> 01:09:59,934
[ Crying ]
Thanks.

1714
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:06,027
♪♪

1715
01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:07,028
Woman:
Oh, my God, you guys.

1716
01:10:07,028 --> 01:10:08,813
That's wonderful.

1717
01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:10,162
What a great scene.

1718
01:10:10,162 --> 01:10:11,423
To be able to pull that off

1719
01:10:11,423 --> 01:10:13,078
with those fucking characters,

1720
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:15,515
that's a fucking
magic trick.

1721
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:17,342
They'll never give me
an award for that

1722
01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:19,953
and I don't give a shit 'cause
that's what fucking matters.

1723
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:25,264
You're very, very great
at your job, Mewes.

1724
01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:31,704
Wow.

1725
01:10:31,704 --> 01:10:33,445
[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God.

1726
01:10:33,445 --> 01:10:34,838
Oh, my God.

1727
01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:38,798
"Oh, that's good.
That almost made me cry,"

1728
01:10:38,798 --> 01:10:40,060
and I was like,
"What good writing,"

1729
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,149
and I remembered I wrote it.

1730
01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:42,324
[ Laughter ]

1731
01:10:42,324 --> 01:10:45,588
-Wow.
-Yeah, right? Yeah?

1732
01:10:45,588 --> 01:10:48,809
-Welcome to my life.
-I need to step away from that.

1733
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,898
Not all of us are in the new
Quentin Tarantino movie.

1734
01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:53,684
Some of us have to seek for our
glory where we can find it.

1735
01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:55,947
Hey, sir. You get plenty
of compliments.

1736
01:10:55,947 --> 01:10:57,252
Let's settle down, now.

1737
01:10:57,252 --> 01:10:58,819
I don't think Tarantino
shot a scene

1738
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:02,345
with two other Tarantinos
walking around in costume.

1739
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:03,868
Well, this is only
his ninth film.

1740
01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:06,217
Give him to the tenth.
-Marker!

1741
01:11:06,217 --> 01:11:07,350
[ Clack ]

1742
01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:11,310
♪♪

1743
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,269
Alright, guys.
Let's get going, please.

1744
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,356
Pictures next.

1745
01:11:14,356 --> 01:11:17,055
♪♪

1746
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:19,926
[ Laughing, clap ]

1747
01:11:19,926 --> 01:11:22,712
As sort of an inside joke
to those who know,

1748
01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:25,237
I play a character called
Ted Underhill

1749
01:11:25,237 --> 01:11:28,413
and the boys steal
my credit card number

1750
01:11:28,413 --> 01:11:31,461
to use throughout the
remainder of the film, so,

1751
01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:33,244
you'll only see me
for a short time,

1752
01:11:33,244 --> 01:11:35,465
but I live on
throughout the film.

1753
01:11:35,465 --> 01:11:39,295
My first pet
was Bingo!

1754
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,296
I don't know.
7 inches!

1755
01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:43,429
[ Laughing ]

1756
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:45,170
Alright.

1757
01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:49,087
Yeah, I'll hold.

1758
01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,742
[ Scat singing ]

1759
01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:52,829
Cut.

1760
01:11:52,829 --> 01:11:56,529
[ Laughter and applause ]

1761
01:11:56,529 --> 01:11:57,877
After Kevin's heart attack,

1762
01:11:57,877 --> 01:11:59,618
I think everyone is
just so happy

1763
01:11:59,618 --> 01:12:02,578
to be working with him again
and to be around him again

1764
01:12:02,578 --> 01:12:06,496
and it's such
a joyous experience

1765
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:09,280
and, such a great victory lap
for two great characters

1766
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,457
from Kevin's films
to come back in this way,

1767
01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:15,113
so, just that he asked me
to be part of it is huge.

1768
01:12:15,113 --> 01:12:17,724
That is a picture wrap
on Ralph Garman...

1769
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,073
-Yay!
-...ladies and gentlemen!

1770
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:22,207
[ Applause ]

1771
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,166
Let's slide that speed
over about like 3 feet?

1772
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:28,734
♪♪

1773
01:12:28,734 --> 01:12:30,301
-What time is it?
-2:35.

1774
01:12:30,301 --> 01:12:32,957
2:35?! What a horrible thing
to do to an actor,

1775
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:35,262
but if there is anyactor
who can handle it,

1776
01:12:35,262 --> 01:12:36,787
it's Dan Fogler.

1777
01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:37,917
Give it up for him,
ladies and gentlemen.

1778
01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:40,006
[ Cheering and applause ]

1779
01:12:40,006 --> 01:12:41,007
Bee!

1780
01:12:41,007 --> 01:12:43,054
Bee bee!

1781
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,315
[ Thud ]
Ooh!

1782
01:12:44,315 --> 01:12:45,796
Security!

1783
01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:47,405
[ Quiet laughter ]

1784
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,146
And cut.
Give it up for Dan.

1785
01:12:49,146 --> 01:12:52,019
[ Applause ]

1786
01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:54,805
Arm is --

1787
01:12:54,805 --> 01:12:57,676
Like when I was growing up,
I couldn't -- [ Laughs ]

1788
01:12:57,676 --> 01:13:00,550
I couldn't
wear my hat backwards

1789
01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:03,029
and a long trench coat
without people saying,

1790
01:13:03,029 --> 01:13:05,859
"Hey, Silent Bob!"
[ Laughing ] You know?

1791
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:09,341
And I was like, "Hey, no!
I'm me!" You know?

1792
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:14,564
But he was such a huge
influence on my childhood,

1793
01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:18,088
so it's so cool to just be
here working with him.

1794
01:13:18,088 --> 01:13:21,962
Ladies and gentlemen, that's
a picture wrap on Dan Fogler!

1795
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:23,268
Give it up for 'im!

1796
01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:26,226
[ Cheering and applause ]

1797
01:13:26,226 --> 01:13:31,667
♪♪

1798
01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:33,756
I'm proud of you.

1799
01:13:33,756 --> 01:13:34,887
Ooh!

1800
01:13:34,887 --> 01:13:39,023
Chronic-Con finished, done.

1801
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:42,679
We shot here at the Hilton
for 3 days.

1802
01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:44,420
It looked amazing, looked real.

1803
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,596
Everyone's cosplay was
fucking astounding,

1804
01:13:47,596 --> 01:13:49,641
creative, wonderful
and stuff.

1805
01:13:49,641 --> 01:13:51,470
It's just good times, man.

1806
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:53,951
Like, this is a big sequence
in the movie

1807
01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:56,475
that leads into
our final sequence,

1808
01:13:56,475 --> 01:14:00,913
which we start tomorrow,
but glorious, man.

1809
01:14:00,913 --> 01:14:03,613
Life has
a lot of pros and cons,

1810
01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:07,921
but Chronic-Con,
pun intended, is very pro.

1811
01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:10,707
♪♪

1812
01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:13,230
A-buh-buh-buh-buh,
buh-buh.

1813
01:14:15,233 --> 01:14:18,541
Right now, we're about
to shoot with Tommy Chong,

1814
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,324
which is a real honor
for those of us

1815
01:14:20,324 --> 01:14:23,980
who grew up watching
those movies, but Tommy is 80,

1816
01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:26,199
so we may be moving
at a different pace.

1817
01:14:26,199 --> 01:14:28,420
Let's all look out
for him and stuff.

1818
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:31,554
We've got to make sure
we hand the world back an icon

1819
01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:33,425
unscathed and stuff.

1820
01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:35,774
Give it up for Tommy Chong!

1821
01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:38,822
[ Cheers and applause ]

1822
01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:42,738
♪♪

1823
01:14:42,738 --> 01:14:44,043
He's right.

1824
01:14:44,043 --> 01:14:45,828
You can't take chances
with an old guy.

1825
01:14:45,828 --> 01:14:47,483
Man: Who's old?

1826
01:14:47,743 --> 01:14:49,832
[ Lighter clicks ]

1827
01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,747
It's kind of good you're
not using the real shit.

1828
01:14:51,747 --> 01:14:53,096
[ Chuckles ]

1829
01:14:53,096 --> 01:14:55,185
Or else it would be --
it would be one take.

1830
01:14:55,185 --> 01:14:56,186
One and done.

1831
01:14:56,186 --> 01:14:57,536
[ Laughter ]

1832
01:14:57,536 --> 01:15:00,582
Here we go.
And action.

1833
01:15:00,582 --> 01:15:04,587
Smells like this reboot...
went up in smoke.

1834
01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:14,596
♪♪

1835
01:15:14,596 --> 01:15:16,250
♪♪

1836
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:19,819
[ Imitates crowd screaming ]

1837
01:15:19,819 --> 01:15:22,082
We just finished
with Tommy Chong.

1838
01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:25,042
I might just be finished myself.

1839
01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:28,740
We paid "oh-mage,"
homage, if you will,

1840
01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:30,917
to the man who laid the track

1841
01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:33,529
upon which our
stoner-movie engine travels.

1842
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:34,877
That guy did it first.

1843
01:15:34,877 --> 01:15:44,887
♪♪

1844
01:15:44,887 --> 01:15:50,240
♪♪

1845
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,809
Jay:
Oh, you made him mad.

1846
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,332
He's mad now!

1847
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:58,596
[ Imitates scream
from "Immigrant Song" ]

1848
01:15:58,596 --> 01:16:00,555
♪ Na, da-da-da,
and the night and da ♪

1849
01:16:00,555 --> 01:16:01,904
Unh!

1850
01:16:01,904 --> 01:16:06,126
[ Light laughter ]

1851
01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:08,475
[ Sings gibberish version
of "Immigrant Song" lyrics ]

1852
01:16:08,475 --> 01:16:10,565
[ Laughter ]

1853
01:16:10,565 --> 01:16:12,002
Welcome to the show!

1854
01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:13,569
Returning royalty from

1855
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:14,961
"Jay and Silent Bob
Strike Back."

1856
01:16:14,961 --> 01:16:16,136
Joe Reitman's here, man!

1857
01:16:16,136 --> 01:16:18,747
[ Cheers and applause ]

1858
01:16:18,747 --> 01:16:20,923
♪♪

1859
01:16:20,923 --> 01:16:22,055
Kevin: Okay.

1860
01:16:22,055 --> 01:16:23,708
Man:
"Reboot" stepping up.

1861
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,929
Two cameras, A mark.

1862
01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:27,712
Kevin:
Dress, then wig, Alice,

1863
01:16:27,712 --> 01:16:29,715
and then whip
the hair back and forth,

1864
01:16:29,715 --> 01:16:32,500
as one of
Will Smith's kids told us.

1865
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,198
Action!

1866
01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:40,813
[ Russian accent ]
I am secret agent from Russia!

1867
01:16:40,813 --> 01:16:42,466
Kevin: It is like
5:00 in the morning,

1868
01:16:42,466 --> 01:16:44,511
and Alice is being
tasked to act.

1869
01:16:44,511 --> 01:16:46,775
It's been ridiculous.
Give it up for Alice.

1870
01:16:46,775 --> 01:16:48,952
[ Cheers and applause ]

1871
01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:51,694
Take us there, Alice.

1872
01:16:51,694 --> 01:16:54,783
Jay:
I'm saying I'm your father.

1873
01:16:54,783 --> 01:16:56,002
Did you know this shit?

1874
01:16:56,002 --> 01:16:57,395
Nyet.

1875
01:16:57,395 --> 01:16:58,439
[ Laughs ]
That was good.

1876
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:01,833
[ Laughter ]

1877
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:11,844
♪♪

1878
01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:17,632
♪♪

1879
01:17:17,632 --> 01:17:20,287
Okay.
so we're at Chronic-Con,

1880
01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:23,639
and Chronic-Con
is a pop-culture convention,

1881
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,988
and so if you're
talking pop culture,

1882
01:17:25,988 --> 01:17:28,686
you need to talk to somebody
who knows about pop culture.

1883
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:32,996
I've turned to the co-host
of celebrated podcast

1884
01:17:32,996 --> 01:17:35,868
"Fatman Beyond,"
Marc Bernardin.

1885
01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:37,564
Hey.
What's up?

1886
01:17:37,564 --> 01:17:40,264
Coming out to act
like --

1887
01:17:40,264 --> 01:17:43,048
Tell them who you're
playing in the movie.

1888
01:17:43,048 --> 01:17:45,355
I'm playing
a sleeping person.

1889
01:17:45,355 --> 01:17:46,444
Named?

1890
01:17:46,444 --> 01:17:49,099
Marc Bernardin.

1891
01:17:49,099 --> 01:17:53,537
Marc came this far
to play himself.

1892
01:17:53,537 --> 01:17:54,930
Isn't that amazing, man?

1893
01:17:54,930 --> 01:17:57,846
He's literally
in the audience

1894
01:17:57,846 --> 01:17:59,675
as Marc Bernardin.

1895
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,414
And so we actu--
we get to advertise

1896
01:18:01,414 --> 01:18:04,854
our podcast
because we know a guy.

1897
01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:06,115
We got this on camera.

1898
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:07,639
[ Laughing ]
Pretty sweet.

1899
01:18:07,639 --> 01:18:09,162
Don't have to get
any clearances.

1900
01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:10,511
None whatsoever.
Excellent.

1901
01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:12,382
Free ad, man.
Juice us up a little bit.

1902
01:18:12,382 --> 01:18:14,385
What does it feel like
to come out

1903
01:18:14,385 --> 01:18:16,734
and fuck around
in a movie?

1904
01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:19,476
It feels kind of surreal
but super cool.

1905
01:18:19,476 --> 01:18:21,391
I'm gonna stretch
my acting chops.

1906
01:18:21,391 --> 01:18:23,088
I haven't done much
since my years

1907
01:18:23,088 --> 01:18:25,569
studying under Stella Adler,
but I figured, like --

1908
01:18:25,569 --> 01:18:27,398
I'll bring it for you,
the high heat.

1909
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:29,181
It's all about
sense memory, man.

1910
01:18:29,181 --> 01:18:31,054
Or is it muscle memory?

1911
01:18:31,054 --> 01:18:33,011
I think the Stella Adler method
is all about muscle memory.

1912
01:18:33,011 --> 01:18:35,057
It's like -- ch-ch![ Laughing ]

1913
01:18:35,057 --> 01:18:37,103
Type fuckin' pull guns.

1914
01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,582
Man:
Holy shit!

1915
01:18:38,582 --> 01:18:40,890
The guy that's not Kevin Smith
just got fisted!

1916
01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,021
Man #2: [ French accent ] And he
didn't even use lubricant!

1917
01:18:43,021 --> 01:18:45,458
[ Laughter ]

1918
01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:47,984
And cut!
Give it up for the boy!

1919
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:52,988
[ Cheers and applause ]

1920
01:18:52,988 --> 01:19:01,867
♪♪

1921
01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:09,613
[ All grunting ]

1922
01:19:09,613 --> 01:19:11,050
That's it.

1923
01:19:11,050 --> 01:19:15,925
So it's basically three moves,
four moves.

1924
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:19,579
Back fist, get the stick,
hit a guy,

1925
01:19:19,579 --> 01:19:21,452
look over here,
hit a guy,

1926
01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:24,628
turn around back-to-back,
and then a slapshot -- tch!

1927
01:19:24,628 --> 01:19:26,587
You're gonna back-fist
this guy.

1928
01:19:26,587 --> 01:19:28,067
Boom!
Okay?

1929
01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:29,590
He's gonna fly
out of frame there.

1930
01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:32,028
Here comes Mr. Guy here.

1931
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:34,813
You're gonna go -- wham! --
okay?

1932
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,814
Right when you do that,
you see Jay,

1933
01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,078
and you guys are gonna go
back-to-back -- aha!

1934
01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:41,167
And action!

1935
01:19:43,516 --> 01:19:45,563
Unh!

1936
01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:51,264
Three, two, one, boom!

1937
01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:54,006
Here we go.
Ready, and action!

1938
01:19:54,006 --> 01:19:56,007
[ All grunting ]

1939
01:19:56,007 --> 01:19:59,403
♪♪

1940
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:01,186
That joint you gave me
really came in handy.

1941
01:20:01,186 --> 01:20:03,537
Whatever you do, don't tell
your mom I gave you weed!

1942
01:20:03,537 --> 01:20:13,546
♪♪

1943
01:20:13,546 --> 01:20:23,556
♪♪

1944
01:20:23,556 --> 01:20:27,170
♪♪

1945
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:30,608
Kevin: Oh, yes.

1946
01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:32,653
Oh, that's so awesome.

1947
01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:36,047
This is why we did the movie.

1948
01:20:36,047 --> 01:20:37,570
[ Laughter ]

1949
01:20:37,570 --> 01:20:39,529
Look at this shit,
ladies and gentlemen.

1950
01:20:39,529 --> 01:20:41,052
Give it up
for Team Kurtzman.

1951
01:20:41,052 --> 01:20:46,493
[ Cheers and applause ]

1952
01:20:46,493 --> 01:20:48,016
Man:
And background action.

1953
01:20:48,016 --> 01:20:49,148
Man #2: Ready!

1954
01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:51,280
Man: And action!

1955
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,283
[ Chairs clattering ]

1956
01:20:54,283 --> 01:21:01,073
♪♪

1957
01:21:01,073 --> 01:21:02,421
Post or something,
but they were like,

1958
01:21:02,421 --> 01:21:04,076
"We can't give any of that..."

1959
01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,381
No, this is totally awesome...."stuff just right now.

1960
01:21:05,381 --> 01:21:07,122
It's secret until
the movie comes out."

1961
01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:08,689
Right, no.
That's totally awesome.

1962
01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:09,952
Thank you so much, man.Of course, brother.

1963
01:21:09,952 --> 01:21:11,475
Happy birthday, brother.Thank you.

1964
01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:12,563
Man:
Can you hold it up
for the camera?

1965
01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:14,172
Yeah, yeah.Yes.

1966
01:21:14,172 --> 01:21:15,565
See what it says?

1967
01:21:15,565 --> 01:21:18,917
"Thanks for keeping us
all awake, my man."

1968
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,222
Bleep.

1969
01:21:20,222 --> 01:21:21,832
Jay:
I missed picture wrap again?

1970
01:21:21,832 --> 01:21:23,443
Dude, I had Josh outside,
asking him something,

1971
01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:24,662
and I missed it all.

1972
01:21:24,662 --> 01:21:26,011
You didn't see
the picture wrap?

1973
01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,273
No, it's my fault, dude.

1974
01:21:27,273 --> 01:21:28,578
I had him outside.

1975
01:21:28,578 --> 01:21:31,363
Beautiful speech I gave.

1976
01:21:31,363 --> 01:21:34,237
"That's a picture wrap
on the girls, girls, girls."

1977
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:36,108
You hear screaming
and all this stuff.

1978
01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:38,545
Big speech from daddy
and the director,

1979
01:21:38,545 --> 01:21:40,243
but I missed it all.

1980
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,765
Not only did I miss it,

1981
01:21:41,765 --> 01:21:44,987
I made the guy
behind the camera miss it,

1982
01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:47,076
filming it, having it.

1983
01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:48,947
I'm sorry.
And, by the way, "Daddy"?

1984
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,515
That's -- That's --
That's him.

1985
01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:55,345
I don't go around telling people
to call me Daddy on set.

1986
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:58,347
But, yes, because of this
Lloyd, he took that Lloyd,

1987
01:21:58,347 --> 01:22:00,262
and we missed
the beautiful picture wrap.

1988
01:22:00,262 --> 01:22:02,439
That was perhaps the most poetic
I've ever been in my life.

1989
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:03,787
No, I'm actually glad.

1990
01:22:03,787 --> 01:22:05,442
I referred to the kid
as Batman Junior,

1991
01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:08,662
and my wife was like,
"That's what you went with?"

1992
01:22:08,662 --> 01:22:10,229
And now I just double hit it.

1993
01:22:10,229 --> 01:22:13,319
Fuck. What an idiot.
Anyway, let's back on him.

1994
01:22:13,319 --> 01:22:17,627
He pulled the camera away,
and we missed the girls' wrap.

1995
01:22:17,627 --> 01:22:21,675
So the girls' wrap, this is
the last night of the girl gang,

1996
01:22:21,675 --> 01:22:24,983
and as you can see,
this fucking kid's a mess.

1997
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:26,984
Apparently, we just raised her
in a room

1998
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:29,509
full of pillows and clouds
because look at that.

1999
01:22:29,509 --> 01:22:30,684
[ Voice breaking ]
Shut up!

2000
01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:32,163
[ Both laugh ]
Look at that.

2001
01:22:32,163 --> 01:22:34,036
You know me.
Like, I cry at Marvel stuff

2002
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,515
and whatnot, but --

2003
01:22:35,515 --> 01:22:38,213
You cry -- you just cried
like 5 minutes ago.

2004
01:22:38,213 --> 01:22:45,872
♪♪

2005
01:22:45,872 --> 01:22:48,440
Aww!

2006
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:51,400
♪♪

2007
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,359
Woman:
"Best Dad in the Galaxy."

2008
01:22:54,359 --> 01:22:58,015
Man: What's, uh...
How do we -- How do we --

2009
01:22:58,015 --> 01:23:00,149
How do we do this?
Door's locked.

2010
01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:02,498
He runs in, tries to shake it,
can't get out, two...

2011
01:23:02,498 --> 01:23:03,761
Go in the driveway
and drag him away.

2012
01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:06,458
Everyone's going.

2013
01:23:06,458 --> 01:23:14,597
♪♪

2014
01:23:14,597 --> 01:23:16,078
Hopefully,
we've all gotten, like,

2015
01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:18,079
the emotional stuff
out of the way,

2016
01:23:18,079 --> 01:23:19,645
the real emotional stuff,
so we can shoot

2017
01:23:19,645 --> 01:23:22,387
the fake emotional stuff,
as we head into the scene.

2018
01:23:22,387 --> 01:23:25,173
But a lot of people here
who I deeply love today

2019
01:23:25,173 --> 01:23:26,479
added to the cast, man.

2020
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:27,698
Of course,
we're gonna be carried,

2021
01:23:27,698 --> 01:23:30,179
as always, by Christ himself.

2022
01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:31,396
Give it up for Jason Mewes.

2023
01:23:31,396 --> 01:23:33,703
[ Applause ]

2024
01:23:33,703 --> 01:23:35,444
This person is the only reason

2025
01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,229
that I know that I could be
a writer when I was a kid.

2026
01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:39,536
I found some writing she had
done and said, "What's this?"

2027
01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:40,623
And she said,
"I'm writing a book."

2028
01:23:40,623 --> 01:23:42,408
And I said, "What do you mean?"

2029
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:43,627
And she's like, "I'm writing
a story about me and my friends.

2030
01:23:43,627 --> 01:23:44,627
We go on an adventure."

2031
01:23:44,627 --> 01:23:46,064
And I'd never heard that before.

2032
01:23:46,064 --> 01:23:47,717
I was like, "You can't
just write a book.

2033
01:23:47,717 --> 01:23:49,894
You've got to ask the fucking
government or some shit."

2034
01:23:49,894 --> 01:23:51,851
And she was like, "No,
anybody can write anything.

2035
01:23:51,851 --> 01:23:53,332
You know, if you want
to write one day, you can."

2036
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:54,768
And it took me a little while,

2037
01:23:54,768 --> 01:23:56,552
and one day I started
writing and stuff.

2038
01:23:56,552 --> 01:24:00,208
So I don't get here without her,
and she was in "Chasing Amy"

2039
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,993
and allows me to kind of
continue the story

2040
01:24:01,993 --> 01:24:03,472
that we told
at the end of the movie.

2041
01:24:03,472 --> 01:24:05,561
This scene is basically a sequel
to "Chasing Amy,"

2042
01:24:05,561 --> 01:24:07,302
as close as we'll ever get, man,

2043
01:24:07,302 --> 01:24:09,347
and it happens, ironically,
in the middle of a fucking

2044
01:24:09,347 --> 01:24:10,871
"Jay and Silent Bob"
picture.

2045
01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:12,046
But my sister came back.

2046
01:24:12,046 --> 01:24:13,003
Give it up for Virginia.

2047
01:24:13,003 --> 01:24:18,095
[ Cheers and applause ]

2048
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:22,274
We don't get to tell this story
in this scene at all whatsoever

2049
01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:24,363
if I don't meet this
other person, man,

2050
01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:25,756
and I told her this morning.

2051
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:28,105
I was like, all these trucks

2052
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:30,935
came to this parking lot
in New Orleans,

2053
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,631
and a lot of people
jumped on planes,

2054
01:24:32,631 --> 01:24:35,243
and a lot of people
rearranged their lives

2055
01:24:35,243 --> 01:24:38,115
because her and I
met years ago.

2056
01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:41,466
That's what a powerful,
impactful person she was.

2057
01:24:41,466 --> 01:24:43,555
I did some of the greatest
fucking things

2058
01:24:43,555 --> 01:24:45,167
I'll ever do in my career,

2059
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:47,778
some of the greatest art
I ever made with these cats,

2060
01:24:47,778 --> 01:24:51,434
and "Chasing Amy"
begins and ends, really,

2061
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:53,871
with Joey Adams.
Joey.

2062
01:24:53,871 --> 01:24:59,442
[ Applause ]

2063
01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:01,921
And this, I fucking --

2064
01:25:01,921 --> 01:25:05,708
I just lost it this morning
and wept in a man's arms,

2065
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:08,625
and it felt so fucking good,
and I asked him questions

2066
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:11,671
about where I am in life
and stuff like that.

2067
01:25:11,671 --> 01:25:13,542
Sometimes it's important
to give yourself

2068
01:25:13,542 --> 01:25:16,067
over to something
far more powerful than you,

2069
01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:18,329
and I did that when I got
to hug somebody

2070
01:25:18,329 --> 01:25:19,810
I hadn't hugged
in a long time,

2071
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:21,551
and I was just
so fucking relieved,

2072
01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:24,944
so glad,
every tear spent was about,

2073
01:25:24,944 --> 01:25:27,600
"I missed you. I just wanted
to come fucking play,"

2074
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:28,993
and we're getting
to do that today.

2075
01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:30,820
And not only
did he fucking come out,

2076
01:25:30,820 --> 01:25:32,170
which until I walked
in the trailer,

2077
01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:33,345
I was like,
"We're being punked."

2078
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:35,520
[ Laughter ]

2079
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:37,957
Not only that,
but, like, he came to play.

2080
01:25:37,957 --> 01:25:39,743
In rehearsal, he just spit out
eight pages

2081
01:25:39,743 --> 01:25:42,266
of the fucking biggest
tongue-twisting dialogue

2082
01:25:42,266 --> 01:25:43,703
on the planet,

2083
01:25:43,703 --> 01:25:45,574
almost like it was
a test of our friendship,

2084
01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:47,229
but he was like,
"I fucking passed."

2085
01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:48,664
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Ben Affleck.

2086
01:25:48,664 --> 01:25:52,363
[ Cheers and applause ]

2087
01:25:52,363 --> 01:25:53,800
Alright.

2088
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,585
We ain't done this in 23 years.

2089
01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:57,412
Let's try it again.

2090
01:25:57,412 --> 01:25:59,154
"Chasing Amy" was the movie
that kind of saved my career,

2091
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,894
and also I made it
with those kids,

2092
01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:04,246
with Joey, Jason, and Ben,
kids that I met on "Mallrats"

2093
01:26:04,246 --> 01:26:06,987
and stuff, and this was like us
doing it down in the dirt,

2094
01:26:06,987 --> 01:26:08,902
250,000 grand.

2095
01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:10,295
I believed in them.

2096
01:26:10,295 --> 01:26:12,078
Like, the studio wanted
other people,

2097
01:26:12,078 --> 01:26:15,038
but I was like, "We'll take
less money to do it like this.

2098
01:26:15,038 --> 01:26:20,217
This is an important part of
who I am, of my mythos."

2099
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:22,524
You know, Kevin was the first
person to offer me,

2100
01:26:22,524 --> 01:26:24,047
like, a lead role,

2101
01:26:24,047 --> 01:26:26,050
you know, to sort of like
believe in me for a movie

2102
01:26:26,050 --> 01:26:28,139
that was actually
gonna be distributed

2103
01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:30,793
and that someone was gonna do
and really leveraged

2104
01:26:30,793 --> 01:26:34,579
a lot of his personal
credibility believing in me

2105
01:26:34,579 --> 01:26:36,364
just because he had met me
on "Mallrats,"

2106
01:26:36,364 --> 01:26:37,627
and we had kind of made friends.

2107
01:26:37,627 --> 01:26:39,149
And he wrote this
beautiful script,

2108
01:26:39,149 --> 01:26:41,020
and he just called me
and offered it to me.

2109
01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,675
It was the first time I didn't
have to audition for a movie.

2110
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:44,328
It was the first time
I really felt like a director,

2111
01:26:44,328 --> 01:26:46,636
you know, really believed in me
and took a chance on me,

2112
01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:48,680
and I've always been grateful
to him for that.

2113
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:51,858
I mean, I feel like Kevin's film
is different than a lot of --

2114
01:26:51,858 --> 01:26:54,121
I think a lot of remakes
are sometimes just because

2115
01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:56,993
"The film was successful,
and let's make another."

2116
01:26:56,993 --> 01:26:59,387
But with Kevin's film, it feels,

2117
01:26:59,387 --> 01:27:01,476
not to sound too,
like, literary,

2118
01:27:01,476 --> 01:27:03,913
but, like, very Faulkner-esque
in the sense

2119
01:27:03,913 --> 01:27:06,872
that he's created
this world and this --

2120
01:27:06,872 --> 01:27:08,484
I kind of think of it
as a county,

2121
01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:10,963
but it's like New Jersey
and these people from there,

2122
01:27:10,963 --> 01:27:14,663
and, you know, they've gone
in and out of all his works.

2123
01:27:14,663 --> 01:27:17,753
So for him to want to do this
reboot is more than just like,

2124
01:27:17,753 --> 01:27:19,320
"Let's make another
'Jay and Silent Bob.'"

2125
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:23,324
It's like, "Let's bring my
entire body of work,

2126
01:27:23,324 --> 01:27:25,935
you know, into one film."

2127
01:27:25,935 --> 01:27:27,894
To play with those characters
again and be like,

2128
01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:31,158
"What are they doing now?"
oh, my god, I was in heaven.

2129
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,985
Ben: You know, Kevin has always
written like --

2130
01:27:32,985 --> 01:27:35,380
Even though some of these
"Jay and Bob" movies

2131
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,948
can be just,
like, sort of broad or funnier

2132
01:27:37,948 --> 01:27:39,993
or slapstickier, or like,
as he said,

2133
01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:44,780
dick and fart jokes, you know,
he has a deceptive kind of --

2134
01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:47,913
All that belies
a sort of deep feeling

2135
01:27:47,913 --> 01:27:49,698
that comes out in his writing,
so I think it was natural

2136
01:27:49,698 --> 01:27:52,484
that he would write
about having children,

2137
01:27:52,484 --> 01:27:56,922
since obviously he's done such
a great job raising his own.

2138
01:27:56,922 --> 01:27:59,404
Kevin: And action.

2139
01:27:59,404 --> 01:28:01,275
She wants to know
who daddy's talking to.

2140
01:28:01,275 --> 01:28:03,189
Hi, little pink sugar heart.

2141
01:28:03,189 --> 01:28:05,192
Say hello to daddy's friends,
the kind of men you're going

2142
01:28:05,192 --> 01:28:06,845
to have to learn to stay away
from when you get older.

2143
01:28:06,845 --> 01:28:08,673
That's Jay,
and that's Silent Bob.

2144
01:28:08,673 --> 01:28:10,154
Yeah.
Well, what did you say?

2145
01:28:10,154 --> 01:28:11,720
I said these are the kind
of guys you're gonna

2146
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,331
have to learn to stay away
from when you get older.

2147
01:28:13,331 --> 01:28:14,810
This is daddy's friend Jay
and daddy's friend Silent --

2148
01:28:14,810 --> 01:28:17,726
I have to stay them away
when I get older?

2149
01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:18,988
Why?

2150
01:28:18,988 --> 01:28:20,469
Well, I'll explain that
to you when,

2151
01:28:20,469 --> 01:28:21,948
you know, when
the appropriate time comes,

2152
01:28:21,948 --> 01:28:26,953
but for now, boys,
this is our daughter Amy.

2153
01:28:26,953 --> 01:28:28,824
Say hello
to Jay and Silent Bob.

2154
01:28:28,824 --> 01:28:31,087
Hi, Jay and Silent Bob.

2155
01:28:31,087 --> 01:28:32,568
Hi, pretty.

2156
01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:35,310
I saw you in the movie,
and you were so awesome.

2157
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,615
I want to see --
You want me to do it, too?

2158
01:28:37,615 --> 01:28:39,878
Is that good?

2159
01:28:39,878 --> 01:28:41,881
And then we come over here.

2160
01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:44,056
Thank you so much.

2161
01:28:44,056 --> 01:28:46,059
[ Indistinct talking ]

2162
01:28:51,150 --> 01:28:52,805
Alright, guys,
I'm turning into a pumpkin.

2163
01:28:52,805 --> 01:28:55,242
I just want to say
thank you very much.

2164
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:56,635
Man:
Thank you very much.

2165
01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:57,940
This is the man
who gave me my start,

2166
01:28:57,940 --> 01:29:00,465
my whole career,
my whole new world.

2167
01:29:00,465 --> 01:29:01,858
"Good Will Hunting,"
"Chasing Amy,"

2168
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:03,250
I wouldn't have them
without him.

2169
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,555
Thank you, Kevin.
I appreciate it.

2170
01:29:04,555 --> 01:29:06,210
Thank you, all.
It was a pleasure.

2171
01:29:06,210 --> 01:29:07,341
Give it up for Ben!

2172
01:29:07,341 --> 01:29:09,822
[ Cheers and applause ]

2173
01:29:09,822 --> 01:29:14,261
That's a picture
wrap on Ben Affleck!

2174
01:29:14,261 --> 01:29:16,786
That's a picture
wrap on Virginia -- Oh, fuck.

2175
01:29:16,786 --> 01:29:18,221
I was gonna
call you Smith --

2176
01:29:18,221 --> 01:29:20,877
Virginia Sheridan!
Well done, everybody.

2177
01:29:20,877 --> 01:29:22,095
Thank you.

2178
01:29:22,095 --> 01:29:26,099
[ Cheers and applause ]

2179
01:29:26,099 --> 01:29:29,059
Oh!
Mwah!

2180
01:29:29,059 --> 01:29:34,716
And that is a picture wrap
on Joey Lauren Adams,

2181
01:29:34,716 --> 01:29:35,935
ladies and gentlemen.

2182
01:29:35,935 --> 01:29:40,331
[ Cheers and applause ]

2183
01:29:40,331 --> 01:29:50,341
♪♪

2184
01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:54,953
♪♪

2185
01:29:54,953 --> 01:29:56,912
Whoo!
Whoo!

2186
01:29:56,912 --> 01:29:59,088
♪♪

2187
01:29:59,088 --> 01:30:00,917
Before we go,
thank you, everybody,

2188
01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:02,179
from the bottom of my heart.

2189
01:30:02,179 --> 01:30:03,832
This movie
is fucking phenomenal.

2190
01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:05,747
I can't believe we made it
in 21 days, but we did,

2191
01:30:05,747 --> 01:30:07,750
and I got the footage
to prove it.

2192
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,055
Looks fucking phenomenal.

2193
01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,753
Everyone did a fantastic job.

2194
01:30:11,753 --> 01:30:14,930
I fought coming down to
Louisiana because I was like,

2195
01:30:14,930 --> 01:30:17,802
"It can't possibly look like
everything we need it to look."

2196
01:30:17,802 --> 01:30:19,717
Not only did it look like
everything we needed to look,

2197
01:30:19,717 --> 01:30:21,850
but this crew was
fucking phenomenal.

2198
01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:25,028
You're all welcome on any show
I do in the future, man.

2199
01:30:25,028 --> 01:30:29,685
Y'all brought talent,
proficiency,

2200
01:30:29,685 --> 01:30:32,078
heart to the project, man.

2201
01:30:32,078 --> 01:30:35,472
You've put your all into it
and stuff, so I thank you, man.

2202
01:30:35,472 --> 01:30:38,127
It's been an overwhelming
21 days.

2203
01:30:38,127 --> 01:30:40,826
It's been a very emotionally
overwhelming day,

2204
01:30:40,826 --> 01:30:45,351
but I'm relatively sure that we
got everything we needed, man.

2205
01:30:45,351 --> 01:30:47,050
That was weird.

2206
01:30:47,050 --> 01:30:49,487
I had to work 25 years
to get a day like that, man.

2207
01:30:49,487 --> 01:30:51,662
That's a real legacy day,
and you were all here for it,

2208
01:30:51,662 --> 01:30:54,318
one of the greatest days I ever
had on a movie set in my life,

2209
01:30:54,318 --> 01:30:55,667
working with my kids again, man.

2210
01:30:55,667 --> 01:30:57,886
I was so fucking proud.

2211
01:30:57,886 --> 01:30:59,671
I can't even relate what it was.

2212
01:30:59,671 --> 01:31:02,543
One thing for them to be good
in the movie, that's fine,

2213
01:31:02,543 --> 01:31:04,588
but they came
so fucking prepared.

2214
01:31:04,588 --> 01:31:05,895
We're done.

2215
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,636
Like, we could have been
sitting there

2216
01:31:07,636 --> 01:31:10,551
for another 3 fucking hours,
but everyone was on point.

2217
01:31:10,551 --> 01:31:12,684
The cast knew all their lines.

2218
01:31:12,684 --> 01:31:15,033
Fuckin' crew was ready
to shoot the shit out of it,

2219
01:31:15,033 --> 01:31:16,948
and we did it, man.

2220
01:31:16,948 --> 01:31:20,692
I am just the guy that's like,
"I want to do a bunch of shit.

2221
01:31:20,692 --> 01:31:22,215
This would be fun.
This would be fun."

2222
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:24,347
It takes very capable,
smart people

2223
01:31:24,347 --> 01:31:26,916
to make that happen, man,
and in my case,

2224
01:31:26,916 --> 01:31:29,570
I was backed by the smartest
and the most capable.

2225
01:31:29,570 --> 01:31:32,007
Give it up for Tracy,
Liz, and Jordan.

2226
01:31:32,007 --> 01:31:33,792
[ Cheers and applause ]

2227
01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:38,884
It's weird, the things
that you care about

2228
01:31:38,884 --> 01:31:41,016
the older you get, man,
in a straight collar,

2229
01:31:41,016 --> 01:31:43,105
and fucking hair was,
like, hid on the movie.

2230
01:31:43,105 --> 01:31:45,716
I never had to worry
about the performances.

2231
01:31:45,716 --> 01:31:48,372
I never had to worry about
how the movie played out

2232
01:31:48,372 --> 01:31:50,199
or how it looked
and stuff like that

2233
01:31:50,199 --> 01:31:52,636
because when you get
to this part in life,

2234
01:31:52,636 --> 01:31:54,117
like,
we're all in the game.

2235
01:31:54,117 --> 01:31:55,640
We've been here
for a while, man.

2236
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:58,469
If you can run on a show,
you're already a Jedi.

2237
01:31:58,469 --> 01:32:00,210
You're already super
fucking talented,

2238
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:02,952
more so than most in the fucking
world and stuff like that,

2239
01:32:02,952 --> 01:32:06,216
so to collect this many Jedis
in one place and whatnot,

2240
01:32:06,216 --> 01:32:08,739
trying to make a show
is thrilling.

2241
01:32:08,739 --> 01:32:12,309
I didn't have to worry
about baseline things

2242
01:32:12,309 --> 01:32:14,615
because everyone took care
of their own jobs

2243
01:32:14,615 --> 01:32:16,487
and, like,
over-fucking-delivered.

2244
01:32:16,487 --> 01:32:18,707
Like, it's weird to be a dude
in a room

2245
01:32:18,707 --> 01:32:20,055
sitting there smoking weed
and being like,

2246
01:32:20,055 --> 01:32:21,796
"This would be cool,"

2247
01:32:21,796 --> 01:32:23,625
and you go from this thing
where you start by yourself,

2248
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,235
and then slowly, it becomes this
group of people that believe,

2249
01:32:26,235 --> 01:32:29,412
a congregation, and you put up
a fucking cathedral,

2250
01:32:29,412 --> 01:32:30,979
and then you're done,
and you walk away,

2251
01:32:30,979 --> 01:32:32,895
and it lives there
for the rest of your lives,

2252
01:32:32,895 --> 01:32:34,461
and people walk by it
and talk about it,

2253
01:32:34,461 --> 01:32:36,114
and you go, "Hey, remember
when you built that?"

2254
01:32:36,114 --> 01:32:37,551
And you're like, "Yeah,
I'll never forget building

2255
01:32:37,551 --> 01:32:39,422
this fucking cathedral.
It's beautiful.

2256
01:32:39,422 --> 01:32:41,293
[ Voice breaking ]
It's the best one I ever built."

2257
01:32:41,293 --> 01:32:43,296
That has everything to do with
everybody here, so thank you.

2258
01:32:43,296 --> 01:32:44,384
Let's finish this.

2259
01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:46,996
[ Cheers and applause ]

2260
01:32:46,996 --> 01:32:49,564
♪♪

2261
01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:53,742
So, after 21 very long,

2262
01:32:53,742 --> 01:32:58,529
packed days
of trying to make it,

2263
01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:02,577
trying to get everything done
in the 12, 13,

2264
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:05,970
once 15 hours...

2265
01:33:05,970 --> 01:33:09,496
there's nothing left to shoot.

2266
01:33:09,496 --> 01:33:11,106
We're done.

2267
01:33:11,106 --> 01:33:14,805
It's a wrap on Louisiana.

2268
01:33:14,805 --> 01:33:17,113
[ Voice breaking ]
It went too fucking fast.

2269
01:33:21,465 --> 01:33:26,600
And...I --

2270
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:29,298
It was a different experience
than I thought I would have.

2271
01:33:29,298 --> 01:33:31,344
I thought
it would be fun and easy.

2272
01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:33,520
And...

2273
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:35,521
Mm.

2274
01:33:35,521 --> 01:33:37,046
It was fun,

2275
01:33:37,046 --> 01:33:41,180
and, all things considered,
it was easy.

2276
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,791
But I -- I love this movie

2277
01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:44,270
because this
is where I found out

2278
01:33:44,270 --> 01:33:49,753
how much I still care
about the job, and...

2279
01:33:49,753 --> 01:33:51,060
that was nice to know.

2280
01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:54,802
[ Car honking ]

2281
01:33:57,761 --> 01:33:59,764
Yeah, man, I learned a lot,

2282
01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:02,940
and it's weird to say,
25 years into the job.

2283
01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:08,555
I learned Mewes is a better
actor than I thought,

2284
01:34:08,555 --> 01:34:12,123
and I thought
he was pretty good.

2285
01:34:12,123 --> 01:34:16,780
I learned that, like,
people can still surprise you.

2286
01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:23,221
I learned sometimes it's as
simple as fucking reaching out.

2287
01:34:27,530 --> 01:34:32,536
I learned that I like working
with my kid, but I knew that.

2288
01:34:32,536 --> 01:34:34,972
I learned that I like playing
with my characters.

2289
01:34:34,972 --> 01:34:37,845
You know, again, I don't blame
anybody, but, like,

2290
01:34:37,845 --> 01:34:39,761
I'd done so many
of those movies,

2291
01:34:39,761 --> 01:34:40,849
and then people would be like,

2292
01:34:40,849 --> 01:34:42,372
"You do too many
of those movies.

2293
01:34:42,372 --> 01:34:44,373
Oh, it's another like
Kevin Smith movie,

2294
01:34:44,373 --> 01:34:46,724
where everything's
connected and shit."

2295
01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,161
And so after a while, you know,
I did it for 12 years,

2296
01:34:49,161 --> 01:34:54,731
and then I put it down,
and, God, did I miss it.

2297
01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:55,951
That's all I have in this world.

2298
01:34:55,951 --> 01:34:56,994
Those are mine.

2299
01:34:56,994 --> 01:34:59,911
Those characters are mine,

2300
01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:02,347
so it was awesome
to open up the box

2301
01:35:02,347 --> 01:35:04,394
and pull out all the toys

2302
01:35:04,394 --> 01:35:07,136
and set 'em up and play
with my kid and be like,

2303
01:35:07,136 --> 01:35:11,706
"This is what I used to do
before you were born.

2304
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:13,751
This guy would go here,
and this girl would go here,

2305
01:35:13,751 --> 01:35:15,578
and they would say
this shit to each other,

2306
01:35:15,578 --> 01:35:19,713
and then,
these cats over here..."

2307
01:35:19,713 --> 01:35:22,890
It's fun.
It's beautiful.

2308
01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:26,372
And now we got
the movie to show for it, man,

2309
01:35:26,372 --> 01:35:28,113
and it's, like,
so weird to say,

2310
01:35:28,113 --> 01:35:29,940
because I wouldn't imagine
this going in,

2311
01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:32,726
but, seriously, one of the best
fucking flicks

2312
01:35:32,726 --> 01:35:35,685
I've ever made.

2313
01:35:35,685 --> 01:35:39,255
And the lesson in that is,
I leaned into me.

2314
01:35:39,255 --> 01:35:41,648
I just --
I did me.

2315
01:35:41,648 --> 01:35:44,650
At one point, I was like,
"Oh, I shouldn't do me anymore.

2316
01:35:44,650 --> 01:35:47,088
I should do somebody else."

2317
01:35:47,088 --> 01:35:52,268
That's "Jersey Girl,"
"Zach and Miri Make a Porno."

2318
01:35:52,268 --> 01:35:53,921
Well, now I'm just
gonna do me,

2319
01:35:53,921 --> 01:35:55,532
which sounds
very masturbatory.

2320
01:35:55,532 --> 01:35:58,534
That is pretty much the case.

2321
01:35:58,534 --> 01:36:02,190
But...I'm doing me.

2322
01:36:02,190 --> 01:36:12,201
♪♪

2323
01:36:12,201 --> 01:36:13,854
♪♪

2324
01:36:13,854 --> 01:36:16,814
Again with two men
and a dream.

2325
01:36:16,814 --> 01:36:18,641
One man and a dream.
He, for years, was like,

2326
01:36:18,641 --> 01:36:20,164
"We should do another
'Jay and Silent Bob' movie."

2327
01:36:20,164 --> 01:36:22,211
I'm like,
"No, we're lucky we did one,"

2328
01:36:22,211 --> 01:36:23,560
and then one day,
I was like,

2329
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,257
"The boy is right,"
so here we are.

2330
01:36:26,257 --> 01:36:28,608
You made a beautiful movie.
A beautiful movie.

2331
01:36:28,608 --> 01:36:29,871
Say something.

2332
01:36:29,871 --> 01:36:33,483
The movie is definitely
like he said.

2333
01:36:33,483 --> 01:36:37,225
Reading it on the pages,
I was like, "This is beautiful,"

2334
01:36:37,225 --> 01:36:39,576
but then seeing it,
'cause he's already cut stuff

2335
01:36:39,576 --> 01:36:43,014
and then working with Harley,
and like he said, I teared up.

2336
01:36:43,014 --> 01:36:44,623
I don't know.
I'm super excited.

2337
01:36:44,623 --> 01:36:49,498
I wanted to pull him aside
and say thanks.

2338
01:36:49,498 --> 01:36:52,719
Again, I'm horrible
talking on the camera

2339
01:36:52,719 --> 01:36:55,461
when it comes to sharing
and baring my heart.

2340
01:36:55,461 --> 01:36:57,680
Should have played
Silent Bob.

2341
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,551
Again, I can talk
and tell funny stories,

2342
01:36:59,551 --> 01:37:02,337
but when it comes
to speaking my heart, it's hard.

2343
01:37:02,337 --> 01:37:03,948
But, again, I love Kevin,

2344
01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:06,211
and I'm so happy
we got to do this.

2345
01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:07,908
I'm like blown away
we're done,

2346
01:37:07,908 --> 01:37:10,215
and I wanted to come and say,
"Everyone,

2347
01:37:10,215 --> 01:37:13,523
that is a fucking wrap on
'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot,'"

2348
01:37:13,523 --> 01:37:15,220
and I love this guy,
and I'm gonna hug him.

2349
01:37:15,220 --> 01:37:17,091
I'm gonna kiss him,
and you're gonna see it,

2350
01:37:17,091 --> 01:37:19,529
and Josh is gonna
slowly push out and edit.

2351
01:37:19,529 --> 01:37:20,747
But what the great thing is,

2352
01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:22,010
guys,
I don't mean to say this again,

2353
01:37:22,010 --> 01:37:23,359
but on the other side
of the camera,

2354
01:37:23,359 --> 01:37:26,536
Josh wouldn't be here
or have his fucking wife

2355
01:37:26,536 --> 01:37:28,886
if it also wasn't for
'Jay and Silent Bob'

2356
01:37:28,886 --> 01:37:30,408
or this guy.
Thank you.

2357
01:37:30,408 --> 01:37:31,801
He ain't wrong.

2358
01:37:31,801 --> 01:37:33,282
Alright, guys.
Thank you, man.

2359
01:37:33,282 --> 01:37:35,197
That's a wrap for
"Jay and Silent Bob Reboot."

2360
01:37:35,197 --> 01:37:37,198
I love you.

2361
01:37:37,198 --> 01:37:47,208
♪♪

2362
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:57,219
♪♪

2363
01:37:57,219 --> 01:38:04,399
♪♪

2364
01:38:04,399 --> 01:38:07,011
And action camera.

2365
01:38:07,011 --> 01:38:10,231
Action, Matt.

2366
01:38:10,231 --> 01:38:12,015
Hi.
Remember me?

2367
01:38:12,015 --> 01:38:15,105
I'm Loki, the angel of death,
from "Dogma."

2368
01:38:15,105 --> 01:38:19,502
Uh...well, I think
he's mellowed a little bit.

2369
01:38:19,502 --> 01:38:21,112
He used to just
give you line readings.

2370
01:38:21,112 --> 01:38:24,028
Like, he wrote
in a very particular voice.

2371
01:38:24,028 --> 01:38:25,333
Like, I would honor, like,

2372
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:26,988
every comma
and exclamation point,

2373
01:38:26,988 --> 01:38:28,250
whereas Ben was a little more

2374
01:38:28,250 --> 01:38:31,078
fast and loose
with his dialogue.

2375
01:38:31,078 --> 01:38:32,210
And action.

2376
01:38:32,210 --> 01:38:33,908
G'day.
I'm Chris Hemsworth,

2377
01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:36,475
and, uh, well,
I've been paid to welcome you

2378
01:38:36,475 --> 01:38:39,261
to the 10th Annual
Hollywood Chronic-Con.

2379
01:38:39,261 --> 01:38:41,698
I listen
to Kevin Smith's podcasts

2380
01:38:41,698 --> 01:38:45,222
when he reviews movies
to kind of steal what he says

2381
01:38:45,222 --> 01:38:46,615
and use them
in my own interviews

2382
01:38:46,615 --> 01:38:49,226
to sound a little bit
more intelligent

2383
01:38:49,226 --> 01:38:51,185
and educated
on the comic book world

2384
01:38:51,185 --> 01:38:52,882
and filmmaking in general.

2385
01:38:52,882 --> 01:38:54,449
Thanks, Kevin.