WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:01.349 --> 00:00:03.829 ♪♪ 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03.829 --> 00:00:07.442 [ Electricity humming ] ♪♪ 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09.356 --> 00:00:12.403 [ Spray paint hissing, can rattling ] 6 00:00:12.403 --> 00:00:15.231 [ Siren wailing in distance ] 7 00:00:15.231 --> 00:00:17.408 Man: And later on, when this guy comes up here, 8 00:00:17.408 --> 00:00:19.454 she has a gun that does not fire. 9 00:00:19.454 --> 00:00:20.542 We're not using weapons. 10 00:00:20.542 --> 00:00:23.065 It doesn't have any bullets. 11 00:00:23.065 --> 00:00:25.503 Uh...here we go and, 12 00:00:25.503 --> 00:00:26.809 when I tell you, when I cue you, 13 00:00:26.809 --> 00:00:28.114 I want everyone to clap big, guys. 14 00:00:28.114 --> 00:00:29.942 Here we go. And... 15 00:00:29.942 --> 00:00:32.945 [ Cheering and applause ] 16 00:00:32.945 --> 00:00:37.427 ♪♪ 17 00:00:37.427 --> 00:00:39.777 Hey! 18 00:00:39.777 --> 00:00:47.307 ♪♪ 19 00:00:47.307 --> 00:00:53.704 ♪♪ 20 00:00:53.704 --> 00:00:56.490 So, "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" 21 00:00:56.490 --> 00:01:00.537 came about after years of Jason Mewes going like, 22 00:01:00.537 --> 00:01:02.627 "We should do another Jay and Silent Bob movie," 23 00:01:02.627 --> 00:01:04.281 and I was like, "You're out of your mind." 24 00:01:04.281 --> 00:01:06.718 Like, "I can't believe we got away with that once." 25 00:01:06.718 --> 00:01:09.242 You know, I had had issues with trust about Jason 26 00:01:09.242 --> 00:01:13.724 because he'd fallen down the drug hole so many times, 27 00:01:13.724 --> 00:01:15.683 so that was a reason why, whenever he'd be like, 28 00:01:15.683 --> 00:01:16.945 "Let's do another Jay and Silent Bob," 29 00:01:16.945 --> 00:01:18.513 I was like, "You know, that's cool," 30 00:01:18.513 --> 00:01:20.384 'cause inside, I was like -- I -- 31 00:01:20.384 --> 00:01:21.558 It was hard to make the last one 32 00:01:21.558 --> 00:01:23.647 'cause he was still kind of 33 00:01:23.647 --> 00:01:24.909 using and stuff like that 34 00:01:24.909 --> 00:01:26.347 before we started shooting the movie 35 00:01:26.347 --> 00:01:28.043 and, first, you had to get him off drugs 36 00:01:28.043 --> 00:01:29.698 and then go make the flick 37 00:01:29.698 --> 00:01:31.917 and constantly watch him and worry that he was -- 38 00:01:31.917 --> 00:01:33.962 What was he getting up to when he wasn't on set? 39 00:01:33.962 --> 00:01:35.616 But after hanging out with him 40 00:01:35.616 --> 00:01:37.313 while we were making the podcast for as long as we have 41 00:01:37.313 --> 00:01:39.447 and traveling the world and shit like that, 42 00:01:39.447 --> 00:01:41.057 I got to know him in a different way 43 00:01:41.057 --> 00:01:43.712 and trust him implicitly, like with my life. 44 00:01:43.712 --> 00:01:46.932 And so we had tried to make "Clerks III" 45 00:01:46.932 --> 00:01:48.759 and that kind of didn't happen, 46 00:01:48.759 --> 00:01:50.979 and then, we tried to make "Mallrats 2," 47 00:01:50.979 --> 00:01:52.460 and that didn't happen. 48 00:01:52.460 --> 00:01:53.765 "Clerks," I don't own. 49 00:01:53.765 --> 00:01:55.158 We sold it many years ago to Miramax. 50 00:01:55.158 --> 00:01:56.899 "Mallrats," I don't own. Universal owns it. 51 00:01:56.899 --> 00:01:58.421 So I can't do anything with those, 52 00:01:58.421 --> 00:01:59.728 unless they say I can. 53 00:01:59.728 --> 00:02:00.858 It was very frustrating. 54 00:02:00.858 --> 00:02:03.948 Couldn't play with my own toys. 55 00:02:03.948 --> 00:02:07.518 Then, I remembered, you know, we own "Jay and Silent Bob." 56 00:02:07.518 --> 00:02:09.606 You don't have to ask anybody for permission to do that. 57 00:02:09.606 --> 00:02:10.955 If you wanna make a "Jay and Silent Bob" movie, 58 00:02:10.955 --> 00:02:12.914 you can go right now and you can do it. 59 00:02:12.914 --> 00:02:16.788 He had been clean for so long and like, you know, 60 00:02:16.788 --> 00:02:20.139 it just sounded fun like as I rolled it over in my head. 61 00:02:20.139 --> 00:02:22.576 I was like, "What if we did like 62 00:02:22.576 --> 00:02:25.492 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'?" 63 00:02:25.492 --> 00:02:26.972 And we would've, 64 00:02:26.972 --> 00:02:30.019 but then I had a heart attack. 65 00:02:30.019 --> 00:02:33.891 Hey, man. It's me. And I'm fine, kinda. 66 00:02:33.891 --> 00:02:37.156 I had a heart attack -- a massive heart attack -- 67 00:02:37.156 --> 00:02:40.899 and very nearly died the other night, Sunday night. 68 00:02:40.899 --> 00:02:43.510 I was doing two shows, which we were shooting 69 00:02:43.510 --> 00:02:46.295 for a comedy special and, after the first show, 70 00:02:46.295 --> 00:02:48.123 which was great, two hours, and I was like, "Oh, shit. 71 00:02:48.123 --> 00:02:49.603 Like we got one more show. This is gonna be great." 72 00:02:49.603 --> 00:02:51.519 I started feeling nauseous. 73 00:02:51.519 --> 00:02:52.824 I was the first one he called when he came 74 00:02:52.824 --> 00:02:54.435 out of the cath lab 75 00:02:54.435 --> 00:02:55.913 and it was 3:00 in the morning. 76 00:02:55.913 --> 00:02:58.002 The phone rang and I figured, "Well, okay. 77 00:02:58.002 --> 00:03:00.310 Kevin would call at that hour," or my daughter. 78 00:03:00.310 --> 00:03:02.530 And [ Clears throat ] I picked it up 79 00:03:02.530 --> 00:03:04.183 and I said, "Hey, Kev. What are you doing at this hour? 80 00:03:04.183 --> 00:03:05.620 I'm just cleaning the house." 81 00:03:05.620 --> 00:03:06.925 I was doing something, anyhow. 82 00:03:06.925 --> 00:03:07.925 He said, "Ma, I knew you'd be up. 83 00:03:07.925 --> 00:03:08.926 I gotta tell you something." 84 00:03:08.926 --> 00:03:10.102 He said, "We're twins." 85 00:03:10.102 --> 00:03:11.234 I said, "No. You're my son. 86 00:03:11.234 --> 00:03:12.365 I'm your mother." And he said, 87 00:03:12.365 --> 00:03:13.758 "No. We're twins. 88 00:03:13.758 --> 00:03:17.371 I just had an LAD opening up with a stent. 89 00:03:17.371 --> 00:03:19.329 He says, "I was 99% blocked, like you were." 90 00:03:19.329 --> 00:03:21.504 I go, "What? Wait a minute. Is this a joke at 3:00 91 00:03:21.504 --> 00:03:23.115 in the morning, Kevin? I don't find this one funny." 92 00:03:23.115 --> 00:03:27.032 Growing up, I lost a lot of important people to me, 93 00:03:27.032 --> 00:03:29.860 but I was younger, but, thank goodness, 94 00:03:29.860 --> 00:03:32.037 knock on wood, it honestly has been 95 00:03:32.037 --> 00:03:35.039 many, many, many, many years since I've lost someone 96 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:37.086 and had to deal with loss. 97 00:03:37.086 --> 00:03:38.870 I don't know. I like freaked out. 98 00:03:38.870 --> 00:03:40.567 I remember freaking out on the way there 99 00:03:40.567 --> 00:03:43.353 and then I tried to calm down and be supportive. 100 00:03:43.353 --> 00:03:44.572 And he goes, "Mom, I swear." 101 00:03:44.572 --> 00:03:45.615 He said, "I just got off 102 00:03:45.615 --> 00:03:48.750 the cath lab, you know, gurney 103 00:03:48.750 --> 00:03:51.491 and the doctor was very successful, thank God." 104 00:03:51.491 --> 00:03:55.277 Man, when I heard about it, it was just unbelievable. 105 00:03:55.277 --> 00:03:57.889 I mean, I just kept thinking like, "This just can't be true. 106 00:03:57.889 --> 00:03:59.413 This can't have happened." 107 00:03:59.413 --> 00:04:01.241 And there was that sense of like, "Holy shit. 108 00:04:01.241 --> 00:04:02.764 One of my friends almost died?" 109 00:04:02.764 --> 00:04:04.418 Like you don't really think about that. 110 00:04:04.418 --> 00:04:05.461 And then you're like, "Oh, yeah. That's right. 111 00:04:05.461 --> 00:04:06.637 We're old." 112 00:04:06.637 --> 00:04:08.204 And he always tells me 113 00:04:08.204 --> 00:04:11.816 that there was a moment 114 00:04:11.816 --> 00:04:14.776 where he didn't know if he was gonna make it 115 00:04:14.776 --> 00:04:18.605 and, in that moment, he felt very peaceful, 116 00:04:18.605 --> 00:04:22.173 like he had done most everything that he wanted 117 00:04:22.173 --> 00:04:25.612 and his life was so wonderful and beautiful, 118 00:04:25.612 --> 00:04:28.572 he wouldn't really want it any other way, 119 00:04:28.572 --> 00:04:31.619 but he's been wanting to make this film for so long that, 120 00:04:31.619 --> 00:04:34.185 if there was one thing that he could go back and do, 121 00:04:34.185 --> 00:04:35.840 it would be this film. 122 00:04:35.840 --> 00:04:37.406 Because, you know, when you almost die and shit, 123 00:04:37.406 --> 00:04:40.367 you're like, "No more like, 'We'll get to it.'" 124 00:04:40.367 --> 00:04:43.151 It's like, "We gotta go, now, because time is -- 125 00:04:43.151 --> 00:04:45.937 You don't know when your time's fucking up and shit." 126 00:04:45.937 --> 00:04:51.202 It was clearly such a vulnerable moment in our family. 127 00:04:51.202 --> 00:04:55.643 He could have told me that he wanted to 128 00:04:55.643 --> 00:05:00.168 do a sequel to "Tusk" and I would've said yes. [ Laughs ] 129 00:05:00.168 --> 00:05:05.129 It kind of, in many ways, like was the impetus to live around. 130 00:05:05.129 --> 00:05:06.610 I'm not saying like I lived 131 00:05:06.610 --> 00:05:08.394 to make "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 132 00:05:08.394 --> 00:05:10.658 but, when we went back into the movie, 133 00:05:10.658 --> 00:05:12.355 like post-heart attack, 134 00:05:12.355 --> 00:05:15.531 the movie took a different shape. 135 00:05:15.531 --> 00:05:16.968 Once he had recovered, 136 00:05:16.968 --> 00:05:18.187 which, he recovered 137 00:05:18.187 --> 00:05:20.841 farmore quickly than I did, 138 00:05:20.841 --> 00:05:23.975 I guess he really wanted to take a look at his life. 139 00:05:23.975 --> 00:05:27.064 It kept changing. I kept rewriting. 140 00:05:27.064 --> 00:05:30.591 I kept adding things and leaning into the feels. 141 00:05:30.591 --> 00:05:34.507 A year to the day of Kevin's heart attack, 142 00:05:34.507 --> 00:05:41.341 February 25th, was the day that principal shooting started 143 00:05:41.341 --> 00:05:45.519 and, to the day, one year later, we were shooting it. 144 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:50.262 ♪♪ 145 00:05:50.262 --> 00:05:53.134 Here we are, man! Day 1! 146 00:05:53.134 --> 00:05:55.877 Oh, my Lord! It took so long to get here, man, 147 00:05:55.877 --> 00:05:57.834 including a near-death experience, 148 00:05:57.834 --> 00:05:59.750 but we're here to shoot day 1. 149 00:05:59.750 --> 00:06:03.492 Today, we're gonna spend the day at the mall. 150 00:06:03.492 --> 00:06:05.755 We start "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" 151 00:06:05.755 --> 00:06:09.237 by heading back to "Mallrats" country with Jason Lee. 152 00:06:09.237 --> 00:06:11.021 Brodie has now graduated. 153 00:06:11.021 --> 00:06:12.762 Secret Stash used to be in Red Bank. 154 00:06:12.762 --> 00:06:14.199 He's now moved it into the mall, 155 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:15.678 which he always loved and whatnot, 156 00:06:15.678 --> 00:06:17.637 even though the mall is slowly dying. 157 00:06:17.637 --> 00:06:18.899 So there's a little bit of story there 158 00:06:18.899 --> 00:06:20.423 and then we set up our main story 159 00:06:20.423 --> 00:06:22.555 for what happens in "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 160 00:06:22.555 --> 00:06:24.471 man, so I can't wait! 161 00:06:24.471 --> 00:06:26.733 This is me taking all my old toys 162 00:06:26.733 --> 00:06:28.343 out of the attic and playing with 'em. 163 00:06:28.343 --> 00:06:30.999 Jason Lee, one of my favorite toys to play with. 164 00:06:30.999 --> 00:06:34.045 I cannot wait to see what happens. 165 00:06:34.045 --> 00:06:39.050 ♪♪ 166 00:06:39.050 --> 00:06:41.487 The mall books... Man: Mention to the 167 00:06:41.487 --> 00:06:43.011 -including... -art department -- 168 00:06:43.011 --> 00:06:45.360 mention to Nathan. 169 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:49.191 The whole history. 170 00:06:49.191 --> 00:06:50.670 'Cause it's like I'll look at the movie, 171 00:06:50.670 --> 00:06:52.237 "That's my life, bro." 172 00:06:52.237 --> 00:06:53.848 -[ Chuckle ] -I should've -- 173 00:06:53.848 --> 00:06:55.326 Like I loved -- 174 00:06:55.326 --> 00:06:57.591 I saw this and I was like, "Have it!" 175 00:06:57.591 --> 00:07:03.596 ♪♪ 176 00:07:03.596 --> 00:07:06.774 Just a quick thank you from the bottom of my heart 177 00:07:06.774 --> 00:07:09.516 and the top of my head and everywhere else. 178 00:07:09.516 --> 00:07:13.302 It's gonna be 21 days of shooting, 179 00:07:13.302 --> 00:07:14.737 over the course of which, hopefully, 180 00:07:14.737 --> 00:07:17.524 I will learn everybody's name and stuff. 181 00:07:17.524 --> 00:07:20.264 Never fail to come up to me if you have a question. 182 00:07:20.264 --> 00:07:22.963 It's some dopey shit that I sat in a room two years ago 183 00:07:22.963 --> 00:07:24.747 and was like, "Wouldn't that be fucking funny?" 184 00:07:24.747 --> 00:07:26.141 And here we are. 185 00:07:26.141 --> 00:07:27.576 Let's hope it is fucking funny. 186 00:07:27.576 --> 00:07:28.665 I love you all. 187 00:07:28.665 --> 00:07:30.014 Let's rehearse. 188 00:07:30.014 --> 00:07:34.105 [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ] 189 00:07:34.105 --> 00:07:36.499 I lovethe smell of commerce 190 00:07:36.499 --> 00:07:38.196 in the morning. -Yeah! 191 00:07:38.196 --> 00:07:42.418 [ Cheering and applause ] 192 00:07:42.418 --> 00:07:44.507 Jason Lee hadn't acted in a red-hot minute -- 193 00:07:44.507 --> 00:07:47.031 four years, he said -- when he came to play, 194 00:07:47.031 --> 00:07:49.468 but, you know, it was like riding a bike or, rather, 195 00:07:49.468 --> 00:07:51.209 for Jason Lee, like riding a skateboard. 196 00:07:51.209 --> 00:07:54.603 He got right back on and was crushing it and stuff like that. 197 00:07:54.603 --> 00:07:58.478 This is -- It's been a while. 198 00:07:58.478 --> 00:08:00.870 I haven't been on a set in a while 199 00:08:00.870 --> 00:08:02.786 'cause I've been on a little bit of a hiatus 200 00:08:02.786 --> 00:08:05.223 and so to jump right back into it 201 00:08:05.223 --> 00:08:06.877 with all the Kevin Smith dialogue, 202 00:08:06.877 --> 00:08:09.139 it felt like shooting "Mallrats" all over again 203 00:08:09.139 --> 00:08:11.490 because I was new at that time. 204 00:08:11.490 --> 00:08:13.927 I was a newcomer. So there's a little bit 205 00:08:13.927 --> 00:08:16.887 of sort of dialogue choreography, in a way. 206 00:08:16.887 --> 00:08:19.716 But it ultimately fits his world and his characters 207 00:08:19.716 --> 00:08:22.326 and the rhythm of it, so you go with it 208 00:08:22.326 --> 00:08:24.199 and, when it works -- 209 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:25.766 When you get it right and it works, 210 00:08:25.766 --> 00:08:27.985 it makes sense why it's that way. 211 00:08:27.985 --> 00:08:29.812 [ Laughing ] 212 00:08:29.812 --> 00:08:32.467 This is my only day, so fuck you guys! 213 00:08:32.467 --> 00:08:33.513 [ Laughter ] 214 00:08:33.513 --> 00:08:34.687 Hear that. 215 00:08:34.687 --> 00:08:35.993 Ocho for the win. 216 00:08:35.993 --> 00:08:37.995 Ocho for the win. -I'm number 8 217 00:08:37.995 --> 00:08:40.215 on the call sheet. I demand respect. 218 00:08:40.215 --> 00:08:42.609 Honestly, I'm excited to be back with Kevin. 219 00:08:42.609 --> 00:08:45.828 It's been a long time. 220 00:08:45.828 --> 00:08:51.139 And I hadn't worked with Jay since before I can remember. 221 00:08:51.139 --> 00:08:53.183 I mean, it's been a long, long time. 222 00:08:53.183 --> 00:08:57.318 I'm just happy he's alive, certainly, 223 00:08:57.318 --> 00:08:59.842 and survived that ordeal 224 00:08:59.842 --> 00:09:02.410 and that he's back on a set in a mall 225 00:09:02.410 --> 00:09:03.890 and I was a part of it. 226 00:09:03.890 --> 00:09:06.023 Kind of a cool full-circle thing, 227 00:09:06.023 --> 00:09:08.373 25 years later, after "Mallrats" was made. 228 00:09:08.373 --> 00:09:13.856 [ Scat singing dialogue ] 229 00:09:13.856 --> 00:09:15.510 [ Laughter ] 230 00:09:15.510 --> 00:09:18.166 Being in the comic book store with Jason Lee again 231 00:09:18.166 --> 00:09:20.341 was fantastic. 232 00:09:20.341 --> 00:09:23.953 Listening to his inflections was pitch-perfect. 233 00:09:23.953 --> 00:09:29.220 It was like 1995 and 2001 and 1997 all over again. 234 00:09:29.220 --> 00:09:30.874 I worked with Jason Lee a lot. 235 00:09:30.874 --> 00:09:32.962 Can I just please give it up for the man 236 00:09:32.962 --> 00:09:35.356 without whose gracious patience and talent 237 00:09:35.356 --> 00:09:37.706 we wouldn't have gotten through this day?! 238 00:09:37.706 --> 00:09:39.143 Jason Lee, everybody! 239 00:09:39.143 --> 00:09:40.623 [ Whistling and applause ] 240 00:09:40.623 --> 00:09:43.582 [ Applause ] 241 00:09:43.582 --> 00:09:47.369 ♪♪ 242 00:09:47.369 --> 00:09:49.850 Hey, man. So this is day 2. 243 00:09:49.850 --> 00:09:52.243 Clearly, I'm in costume. 244 00:09:52.243 --> 00:09:54.028 I don't dress like this all the time. 245 00:09:54.028 --> 00:09:57.509 I used to. But, now, I only put on the coat 246 00:09:57.509 --> 00:10:00.903 and the fake long hair when we're on a movie set 247 00:10:00.903 --> 00:10:02.340 and, clearly, we're on a movie set. 248 00:10:02.340 --> 00:10:04.038 Look at this! Look at all the money! 249 00:10:04.038 --> 00:10:07.083 There's a crane, for heaven's sakes! 250 00:10:07.083 --> 00:10:10.347 Moviemaking is exactly like when you're a kid, 251 00:10:10.347 --> 00:10:14.657 and you make pretend, just with lotsmore money for toys. 252 00:10:14.657 --> 00:10:16.179 God bless you. And disease. 253 00:10:16.179 --> 00:10:19.356 Riddledwith disease as well. 254 00:10:19.356 --> 00:10:21.663 Nothing compares to this, man, 255 00:10:21.663 --> 00:10:24.405 the making pretend while growing up and whatnot. 256 00:10:24.405 --> 00:10:25.754 Emily, come on in. 257 00:10:25.754 --> 00:10:27.017 Do what you need to do. 258 00:10:27.017 --> 00:10:28.758 I didn't know you were on camera. 259 00:10:28.758 --> 00:10:30.890 Emily does my -- Say hello. 260 00:10:30.890 --> 00:10:33.067 -Hi. -She does my hair and makeup. 261 00:10:33.067 --> 00:10:35.286 She -- What is it, grooming?Grooming. 262 00:10:35.286 --> 00:10:38.072 She's the one who put this fake hair on me. 263 00:10:38.072 --> 00:10:41.640 This hair is attached to the hat, 264 00:10:41.640 --> 00:10:44.120 so you can like take it off and put it on. 265 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.557 I don't have to deal with extensions 266 00:10:46.557 --> 00:10:47.690 or anything like that. 267 00:10:47.690 --> 00:10:49.952 So low-tech. 268 00:10:49.952 --> 00:10:51.738 We figured this out on "Clerks II" 269 00:10:51.738 --> 00:10:54.436 'cause Jeff Anderson wanted a little ducktail. 270 00:10:54.436 --> 00:10:56.830 He didn't want long hair, so we just sewed the hair 271 00:10:56.830 --> 00:10:58.875 into the back of his hat, so every time he'd put it on, 272 00:10:58.875 --> 00:11:01.355 boom, he had somewhat longish hair. 273 00:11:01.355 --> 00:11:03.096 So I was always dreaming like, "If we ever did 274 00:11:03.096 --> 00:11:05.620 Silent Bob again, I would do that," and we did it. 275 00:11:05.620 --> 00:11:07.491 This is the show where dreams come true 276 00:11:07.491 --> 00:11:11.365 and my dreams are to sew hair into the back of a baseball cap. 277 00:11:11.365 --> 00:11:13.193 In any event, welcome to day 2. 278 00:11:13.193 --> 00:11:16.023 ♪♪ 279 00:11:16.023 --> 00:11:18.416 [ Laughter ] 280 00:11:18.416 --> 00:11:19.940 -Oh, my god. -Wait, can I go back? 281 00:11:19.940 --> 00:11:21.375 I missed my butt. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 282 00:11:21.375 --> 00:11:23.465 Oh, please. You see it every day. 283 00:11:23.465 --> 00:11:25.293 I know. For some of us, it's a rare treat. 284 00:11:25.293 --> 00:11:31.951 ♪♪ 285 00:11:31.951 --> 00:11:35.606 ♪♪ 286 00:11:35.606 --> 00:11:38.174 So, what we got going on in this scene is 287 00:11:38.174 --> 00:11:41.525 Jay finds out that his kid, in the movie, 288 00:11:41.525 --> 00:11:44.659 who is my kid, in real life, is getting into a van 289 00:11:44.659 --> 00:11:47.532 with what he thinks is an unsavory character, 290 00:11:47.532 --> 00:11:49.447 so he goes over to the van, pulls the dude out, 291 00:11:49.447 --> 00:11:51.493 and beats the shit out of him. 292 00:11:51.493 --> 00:11:55.322 Thisis so close to the real Jason Mewes, 293 00:11:55.322 --> 00:11:58.500 who has his own daughter who's, what, 3 1/2, almost 4? 294 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:00.370 -Yeah. -This is the preview 295 00:12:00.370 --> 00:12:02.373 of what's gonna happen when shestarts dating. 296 00:12:02.373 --> 00:12:04.724 Hopefully, she never dates, but if she does, 297 00:12:04.724 --> 00:12:07.160 yes, hopefully, without the physical violence 298 00:12:07.160 --> 00:12:08.162 because I don't wanna go to jail. 299 00:12:08.162 --> 00:12:09.903 But, hopefully my stare 300 00:12:09.903 --> 00:12:11.643 with be enough to keep 'em away. 301 00:12:11.643 --> 00:12:13.514 Let me see that stare. Give the camera the stare. 302 00:12:13.514 --> 00:12:16.996 So there's some 15-year-old punk showed up at your front door, 303 00:12:16.996 --> 00:12:19.216 and he's like, "Eh! What about them doughnuts?" 304 00:12:19.216 --> 00:12:20.696 What do you say? -The guy behind the camera, 305 00:12:20.696 --> 00:12:22.044 for example... 306 00:12:22.044 --> 00:12:23.611 -Look at 'im. -he seems like a creepy, 307 00:12:23.611 --> 00:12:24.874 unsavory guy. -Give 'im the look. 308 00:12:24.874 --> 00:12:26.092 Give 'im the look. -[ Sniffing ] 309 00:12:26.092 --> 00:12:28.791 [ Mumbles ] -That ain't gonna do it. 310 00:12:28.791 --> 00:12:30.575 That guy's going for your daughter, regardless. 311 00:12:30.575 --> 00:12:32.751 You gotta -- You might need a gun. 312 00:12:32.751 --> 00:12:34.014 You here to see my daughter? 313 00:12:34.014 --> 00:12:36.407 ♪♪ 314 00:12:36.407 --> 00:12:39.759 So, my character, her name is Millennium Faulken 315 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:43.719 and she is the daughter of Justice and Jay. 316 00:12:43.719 --> 00:12:46.591 She's just super tough and kind of refuses 317 00:12:46.591 --> 00:12:49.463 to take any shit, which I really dig. [ Laughs ] 318 00:12:49.463 --> 00:12:52.032 It was interesting for me because, you know, 319 00:12:52.032 --> 00:12:54.774 just knowing her, growing up, personally 320 00:12:54.774 --> 00:12:58.298 and just seeing her as an actress, that was amazing. 321 00:12:58.298 --> 00:13:00.649 Her playing my daughter and the relationship 322 00:13:00.649 --> 00:13:04.479 we had as actors and characters, it was surreal, 323 00:13:04.479 --> 00:13:06.437 I guess I could say is the word. 324 00:13:06.437 --> 00:13:09.527 Again, even though she didn't grow up around Jay, 325 00:13:09.527 --> 00:13:13.139 I feel like, just by virtue of genetics, 326 00:13:13.139 --> 00:13:17.797 like how I am somehow exactly like my dad sometimes, 327 00:13:17.797 --> 00:13:20.581 I think she does definitely have moments 328 00:13:20.581 --> 00:13:24.455 where Jay shines [ Laughing ] out of her. 329 00:13:24.455 --> 00:13:31.811 ♪♪ 330 00:13:31.811 --> 00:13:34.856 Whole preproduction of two years leading up to making the movie, 331 00:13:34.856 --> 00:13:36.640 it was like, "We have to shoot in Jersey, 332 00:13:36.640 --> 00:13:38.338 at least for the Quick Stop sequence." 333 00:13:38.338 --> 00:13:39.644 I'm not saying we gotta shoot the whole movie there, 334 00:13:39.644 --> 00:13:41.821 but like Quick Stop is Quick Stop. 335 00:13:41.821 --> 00:13:43.822 You can't duplicate that shit anywhere in the world. 336 00:13:43.822 --> 00:13:46.607 Like people would know, so, we gotta go back there. 337 00:13:46.607 --> 00:13:50.830 The locations department showed me a picture of this building 338 00:13:50.830 --> 00:13:52.570 that Nate, the production designer, 339 00:13:52.570 --> 00:13:55.659 who did such a great job, put a few Quick Stop signs on 340 00:13:55.659 --> 00:13:58.880 and I was like, "Well, wow. 341 00:13:58.880 --> 00:14:02.841 That does kinda look like Quick Stop. 342 00:14:02.841 --> 00:14:04.625 That's fucked up. How close can we get?" 343 00:14:04.625 --> 00:14:05.669 Woman: Thank you. 344 00:14:05.669 --> 00:14:08.150 ♪♪ 345 00:14:08.150 --> 00:14:11.240 Good morning. 346 00:14:11.240 --> 00:14:13.330 Isn't that amazing? 347 00:14:13.330 --> 00:14:16.985 This, what stands behind us, represents 348 00:14:16.985 --> 00:14:19.249 not only an engineering marvel, 349 00:14:19.249 --> 00:14:23.905 but a set decorative marvel, a production design marvel, 350 00:14:23.905 --> 00:14:26.952 and standing beside me is production designer Nate. 351 00:14:26.952 --> 00:14:28.955 Say hi, Nate. -Hey. 352 00:14:28.955 --> 00:14:35.221 Now, Nate, for my money, should win an Academy Award. 353 00:14:35.221 --> 00:14:39.052 I forgot that we work in the movie business 354 00:14:39.052 --> 00:14:42.750 and anythingcan be replicated, literally anything! 355 00:14:42.750 --> 00:14:44.491 I mean, you coulda greenscreened this motherfucker 356 00:14:44.491 --> 00:14:46.058 and did it in post... -[ Laughing ] 357 00:14:46.058 --> 00:14:48.669 ...but Nate went out with Ashley, 358 00:14:48.669 --> 00:14:50.453 our production designer. 359 00:14:50.453 --> 00:14:53.849 They found a building that was soQuick Stop-like 360 00:14:53.849 --> 00:14:56.286 that they were able to do this, man, 361 00:14:56.286 --> 00:14:58.114 and, now, they skinned the fuck out of it 362 00:14:58.114 --> 00:15:03.423 and created the block of stores, man, and I fucking cried, Nate! 363 00:15:03.423 --> 00:15:05.339 When I -- They got footage. 364 00:15:05.339 --> 00:15:08.124 I talked about -- I looked out. I just got so emotional. 365 00:15:08.124 --> 00:15:09.517 I was like, "This is the crux 366 00:15:09.517 --> 00:15:11.605 of everything that I became in life." 367 00:15:11.605 --> 00:15:13.302 I'm gonna cry again, thinking about it. 368 00:15:13.302 --> 00:15:18.221 Two people in the world who you could never fool, 369 00:15:18.221 --> 00:15:21.006 me and the other guy whose whole life 370 00:15:21.006 --> 00:15:23.661 is tied into this building, Brian O'Halloran, 371 00:15:23.661 --> 00:15:26.229 and Brian O'Halloran pulled up and was like, 372 00:15:26.229 --> 00:15:28.753 "It's a fucking clone." 373 00:15:28.753 --> 00:15:32.495 Like, we were just going, "This is uncanny!" Like -- 374 00:15:32.495 --> 00:15:34.585 And, again, we all work in the movie business, 375 00:15:34.585 --> 00:15:36.283 so there should be like some sort of like, 376 00:15:36.283 --> 00:15:38.414 "Yeah. I mean, you can replicate. 377 00:15:38.414 --> 00:15:40.808 They do it all the time," but this one, 378 00:15:40.808 --> 00:15:43.332 it's like somebody replicated my heart. 379 00:15:43.332 --> 00:15:45.900 This guy, this guy took -- 380 00:15:45.900 --> 00:15:49.121 Here, in fucking Louisiana, 381 00:15:49.121 --> 00:15:53.429 he replicated the most banal real estate in New Jersey, 382 00:15:53.429 --> 00:15:55.475 that is the most important real estate to me. 383 00:15:55.475 --> 00:16:00.871 ♪♪ 384 00:16:00.871 --> 00:16:03.484 One of the interesting things about a Kevin Smith set is 385 00:16:03.484 --> 00:16:07.443 he is just a creative maestro 386 00:16:07.443 --> 00:16:10.881 and I just like to feel like the triangle 387 00:16:10.881 --> 00:16:14.059 in the back of the orchestra, that he points at 388 00:16:14.059 --> 00:16:17.453 at that crucial moment and says, 389 00:16:17.453 --> 00:16:20.240 "Nervous Cop." 390 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:24.548 "Ting-g-g-g-g-g-g- g-g-g-g-g-g!" 391 00:16:24.548 --> 00:16:27.072 And...action! 392 00:16:27.072 --> 00:16:28.378 Oh, shit! 393 00:16:28.378 --> 00:16:29.813 [ Grunting ] 394 00:16:29.813 --> 00:16:36.734 ♪♪ 395 00:16:36.734 --> 00:16:39.736 Oh! I'm not even supposed to be here today! 396 00:16:39.736 --> 00:16:44.177 Alright. The reason why my name is Captain Daniel Steele is 397 00:16:44.177 --> 00:16:46.091 one of the executive producers on the show 398 00:16:46.091 --> 00:16:47.875 knew me back in the day 399 00:16:47.875 --> 00:16:51.619 and she knew me as a guy that loved Hootie & the Blowfish 400 00:16:51.619 --> 00:16:54.403 and loved to read Danielle Steel novels. 401 00:16:54.403 --> 00:16:57.841 And it's because, deep down in my heart... [ Sigh ] 402 00:16:57.841 --> 00:17:01.672 [ Tearfully ] I'm a very sensitive 403 00:17:01.672 --> 00:17:05.285 police officer that believes in love. 404 00:17:05.285 --> 00:17:07.548 This is the Leonardo Police Department! 405 00:17:07.548 --> 00:17:08.679 You're under arrest 406 00:17:08.679 --> 00:17:10.202 for suspicion of drug trafficking! 407 00:17:10.202 --> 00:17:12.335 Drop your plants, now! 408 00:17:12.335 --> 00:17:14.642 So, here we are in front of Quick Stop, 409 00:17:14.642 --> 00:17:16.383 doing a sequence that I wrote, 410 00:17:16.383 --> 00:17:18.993 not for "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 411 00:17:18.993 --> 00:17:20.778 but originally for "Clerks III." 412 00:17:20.778 --> 00:17:22.953 We were supposed to do this at the opening for "Clerks III," 413 00:17:22.953 --> 00:17:24.607 so that means I wrote this -- Let me see. 414 00:17:24.607 --> 00:17:27.001 If two years ago was "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 415 00:17:27.001 --> 00:17:29.308 four or five years ago, at this point. 416 00:17:29.308 --> 00:17:31.267 So seeing it come to life finally 417 00:17:31.267 --> 00:17:33.313 is like a dream come true. It was fucking crazy, 418 00:17:33.313 --> 00:17:35.576 watching him run out and do the tuck. 419 00:17:35.576 --> 00:17:37.359 The whole movie is like a greatest hits album, 420 00:17:37.359 --> 00:17:39.927 so we pulled back every gag that ever fucking worked. 421 00:17:41.625 --> 00:17:43.410 Hello, young man. 422 00:17:43.410 --> 00:17:44.627 Thank you, guys. We're wrapped. 423 00:17:44.627 --> 00:17:46.413 I have to sit and you have to tell me. 424 00:17:46.413 --> 00:17:47.631 -We're wrapped. We're wrapped. -We're wrapped, everybody! 425 00:17:47.631 --> 00:17:50.025 Great job! [ Cheering and applause ] 426 00:17:50.025 --> 00:17:51.634 Now, hold on! Hold on! 427 00:17:51.634 --> 00:17:53.375 While we're all here, shouldn't we take 428 00:17:53.375 --> 00:17:55.074 a group picture shot in front of the Quick Stop? 429 00:17:55.074 --> 00:17:56.552 -Yeah. -Yeah! 430 00:17:56.552 --> 00:17:58.032 -Group shot. -Cast and crew picture 431 00:17:58.032 --> 00:17:59.512 in front of the Quick Stop! 432 00:17:59.512 --> 00:18:08.347 ♪♪ 433 00:18:08.347 --> 00:18:18.357 ♪♪ 434 00:18:18.357 --> 00:18:28.150 ♪♪ 435 00:18:44.035 --> 00:18:51.086 ♪♪ 436 00:18:51.086 --> 00:18:56.439 This is day 4, man, and on day 4 and 5, 437 00:18:56.439 --> 00:19:01.182 we're going to be on a stage, a soundstage. 438 00:19:01.182 --> 00:19:03.445 Now, when you think, "soundstage," you're like, 439 00:19:03.445 --> 00:19:04.969 "Hollywood soundstage." 440 00:19:04.969 --> 00:19:07.971 But Louisiana, like Vancouver, 441 00:19:07.971 --> 00:19:11.150 where I go do "Flash" and "Supergirl" sometimes, 442 00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:14.153 so much production happening here, they don't have -- 443 00:19:14.153 --> 00:19:16.067 Like all the soundstages are taken, 444 00:19:16.067 --> 00:19:18.721 so they just convert old warehouse spaces 445 00:19:18.721 --> 00:19:20.420 into soundstages, 446 00:19:20.420 --> 00:19:22.943 so today we're gonna be on one of those soundstages, 447 00:19:22.943 --> 00:19:26.990 shooting some greenscreen stuff, movie magic. 448 00:19:26.990 --> 00:19:28.078 Let's go check it out. 449 00:19:28.078 --> 00:19:30.298 ♪♪ 450 00:19:30.298 --> 00:19:31.865 Oh! Hey, there, boss. 451 00:19:31.865 --> 00:19:35.478 All your different styles of glasses you have. 452 00:19:35.478 --> 00:19:37.175 'Cause Kevin used to wear glasses 453 00:19:37.175 --> 00:19:40.830 with just glass, like no prescription. 454 00:19:40.830 --> 00:19:43.137 -[ Speaks indistinctly ] -No, no, no. 455 00:19:43.137 --> 00:19:44.661 I would not wear them. -Hey, John. 456 00:19:44.661 --> 00:19:46.315 How do these look? 457 00:19:46.315 --> 00:19:47.837 We're putting these in now. 458 00:19:47.837 --> 00:19:49.012 I gotta say, though -- 459 00:19:49.012 --> 00:19:50.318 You look like you should run a studio 460 00:19:50.318 --> 00:19:52.103 in the '70s.[ Laughter ] 461 00:19:52.103 --> 00:19:53.409 I don't know. 462 00:19:53.409 --> 00:19:55.324 'Cause I think I might need glasses. 463 00:19:55.324 --> 00:19:56.455 [ Laughs ] 464 00:19:56.455 --> 00:19:59.109 ♪♪ 465 00:19:59.109 --> 00:20:00.111 Man: I was like, "Whoa, whoa." 466 00:20:00.111 --> 00:20:02.766 I jump back [ indistinct ] 467 00:20:02.766 --> 00:20:03.984 Cut! 468 00:20:03.984 --> 00:20:05.682 And as soon as you see the flame 469 00:20:05.682 --> 00:20:07.075 come out, blow it out. 470 00:20:07.075 --> 00:20:09.469 Blow in, blow out. Blow in, blow out. 471 00:20:09.469 --> 00:20:11.078 Now. Yeah, exactly. 472 00:20:11.078 --> 00:20:12.602 That's it. That's it. 473 00:20:12.602 --> 00:20:14.560 Yeah, you just don't inhale it, ever. 474 00:20:14.560 --> 00:20:16.953 Yeah. It's so weird. -I'll need -- Ugghh! 475 00:20:16.953 --> 00:20:19.042 Kevin: Weird day. 476 00:20:19.042 --> 00:20:21.611 The kid had to light a joint -- 477 00:20:21.611 --> 00:20:24.875 a "fake joint" -- much to my chagrin, 478 00:20:24.875 --> 00:20:27.922 in the scene and blow smoke, 479 00:20:27.922 --> 00:20:31.230 but she never really smoked before, she says, 480 00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:34.144 and, based on what I saw, I think that's the case. 481 00:20:34.144 --> 00:20:36.104 So, oddly enough, 482 00:20:36.104 --> 00:20:40.542 Jason had to teach her to smoke. 483 00:20:40.542 --> 00:20:42.806 Took nearly 20 years, but, 484 00:20:42.806 --> 00:20:44.807 he finally taught my kid how to smoke. 485 00:20:44.807 --> 00:20:46.680 I don't know how to feel about that. 486 00:20:46.680 --> 00:20:48.159 Not proud. 487 00:20:48.159 --> 00:20:50.857 But it was when we turned around on Treshelle, 488 00:20:50.857 --> 00:20:52.555 that was when I was like, "Oh, my God. 489 00:20:52.555 --> 00:20:54.296 This scene is fucking magic." 490 00:20:54.296 --> 00:20:56.951 She is just so the light. 491 00:20:56.951 --> 00:20:58.560 She's so wonderful. 492 00:20:58.560 --> 00:21:00.606 She turned and smiled into that camera and stuff 493 00:21:00.606 --> 00:21:04.567 and, you know, she's kind of the girl Silent Bob in our picture, 494 00:21:04.567 --> 00:21:06.613 so maybe that's why I feel very affectionate 495 00:21:06.613 --> 00:21:09.746 toward the character and the performance 496 00:21:09.746 --> 00:21:12.053 and the actress giving the performance. 497 00:21:12.053 --> 00:21:13.619 But that warmed my heart today. 498 00:21:13.619 --> 00:21:15.317 I know we're making a comedy and, you know, 499 00:21:15.317 --> 00:21:17.711 we're supposed to be making people laugh and shit, 500 00:21:17.711 --> 00:21:22.628 but movie magic is movie magic and, when she turned into her, 501 00:21:22.628 --> 00:21:26.067 you know, close-up, looking back from the front of the car, 502 00:21:26.067 --> 00:21:28.982 that was truly movie magic, man. 503 00:21:28.982 --> 00:21:30.810 Holy shit! That's weed! 504 00:21:30.810 --> 00:21:32.028 That's right. 505 00:21:32.028 --> 00:21:33.640 -Where'd you get it? -From her. 506 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:34.857 Where'd sheget it?! 507 00:21:34.857 --> 00:21:36.598 Sopi lives on a commune in Oregon 508 00:21:36.598 --> 00:21:39.471 where deaf people grow the best weed in the West. 509 00:21:39.471 --> 00:21:41.647 Deaf people know how to grow weed? 510 00:21:41.647 --> 00:21:44.432 Man: What's it like working with Jay? 511 00:21:44.432 --> 00:21:46.217 I love that -- 512 00:21:46.217 --> 00:21:48.611 I don't know if I should say the n-word -- motherfucker. 513 00:21:48.611 --> 00:21:50.613 [ Laughter ] 514 00:21:50.613 --> 00:21:52.962 Or fatherfucker. 515 00:21:52.962 --> 00:21:55.965 We were laughing about that, so. 516 00:21:55.965 --> 00:21:58.534 He is so dope. 517 00:21:58.534 --> 00:22:00.057 He is so fun. Like he -- 518 00:22:00.057 --> 00:22:02.798 In the morning, he comes into the makeup trailer 519 00:22:02.798 --> 00:22:04.800 and he's like singing songs. It's just -- 520 00:22:04.800 --> 00:22:07.064 He's like a big brother that you're just like, 521 00:22:07.064 --> 00:22:09.022 "You keep being you, Jay." 522 00:22:09.022 --> 00:22:11.894 I think he's -- I mean, he's so incredibly talented. 523 00:22:11.894 --> 00:22:13.896 One of the worst things an actor can do can be like, 524 00:22:13.896 --> 00:22:15.334 "Oh, the coverage is not me. I'm gonna go." 525 00:22:15.334 --> 00:22:17.291 Jay, however, is constantly always like, 526 00:22:17.291 --> 00:22:18.945 "Where do I need to be for you? 527 00:22:18.945 --> 00:22:21.122 What can I give you?" And then he's giving it 100% 528 00:22:21.122 --> 00:22:23.211 every time, whether or not he's on the camera, 529 00:22:23.211 --> 00:22:24.820 and he makes it so fun. 530 00:22:24.820 --> 00:22:27.954 I mean, really, there's no end to the madness. 531 00:22:27.954 --> 00:22:30.000 Literally every day, he's doing something so funny, 532 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:31.261 I'm losing my mind. 533 00:22:31.261 --> 00:22:32.915 Fucking writers. 534 00:22:32.915 --> 00:22:34.656 -That motherfucker, man. -It's no good. 535 00:22:34.656 --> 00:22:37.224 If only he had spell-check. Neg! 536 00:22:37.224 --> 00:22:39.880 -Man. -That's what's going on? 537 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:42.709 We're taking Chickity China the Chinese chicken 538 00:22:42.709 --> 00:22:44.537 to go see that Bluntman bullshit? 539 00:22:44.537 --> 00:22:46.669 Oh! What?! 540 00:22:46.669 --> 00:22:48.366 ♪ What, what in the butt? ♪ 541 00:22:48.366 --> 00:22:49.672 ♪ What, what in the -- ♪Man: Kevin. 542 00:22:49.672 --> 00:22:51.631 Oh. 543 00:22:51.631 --> 00:22:55.025 Uh, that's it. We have no more work left today. 544 00:22:55.025 --> 00:22:57.419 We've shot everything we could possibly shoot. 545 00:22:57.419 --> 00:22:59.508 Have a fantastic Mardi Gras weekend. 546 00:22:59.508 --> 00:23:01.423 Get real fucked up.[ Clapping ] Whoo! 547 00:23:01.423 --> 00:23:04.077 Come back to work on Monday for one day. 548 00:23:04.077 --> 00:23:06.471 We take Tuesday off, get fucked up again. 549 00:23:06.471 --> 00:23:08.691 Then come back to work for a half week 550 00:23:08.691 --> 00:23:10.345 of Wednesday to Friday, man. 551 00:23:10.345 --> 00:23:12.391 I lovemy NOLA crew. 552 00:23:12.391 --> 00:23:14.087 Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. 553 00:23:14.087 --> 00:23:16.046 [ Cheering and applause ] 554 00:23:16.046 --> 00:23:21.529 ♪♪ 555 00:23:21.529 --> 00:23:22.749 Hey, hey, guys! Hey, guys! 556 00:23:22.749 --> 00:23:23.750 Thank you! That's a wrap! 557 00:23:23.750 --> 00:23:25.577 Good night! -Whoo! 558 00:23:25.577 --> 00:23:29.145 So, you know, Kevin, one of his favorite parts 559 00:23:29.145 --> 00:23:32.061 of making a movie is editing it 560 00:23:32.061 --> 00:23:34.455 and he literally starts 561 00:23:34.455 --> 00:23:38.154 as soon as he has footage, while we're shooting. 562 00:23:38.154 --> 00:23:39.461 And how I like to work is, 563 00:23:39.461 --> 00:23:40.506 when I'm making the fucking flick, 564 00:23:40.506 --> 00:23:42.898 I cut together as much as I can 565 00:23:42.898 --> 00:23:43.900 every night, 566 00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:45.771 so that I can show people 567 00:23:45.771 --> 00:23:46.772 what the movie looks like, 568 00:23:46.772 --> 00:23:48.077 so they can be -- You know. 569 00:23:48.077 --> 00:23:50.603 I know what it looks like in my head, but, 570 00:23:50.603 --> 00:23:52.169 the job, as such, is you're always trying 571 00:23:52.169 --> 00:23:53.257 to explain to people, "This is what I want. 572 00:23:53.257 --> 00:23:54.911 This is what I look for." 573 00:23:54.911 --> 00:23:57.218 It's easier to just be like, "Here! Look what you did! 574 00:23:57.218 --> 00:23:58.567 This is what -- We did it!" 575 00:23:58.567 --> 00:24:00.307 So, he started editing in New Orleans 576 00:24:00.307 --> 00:24:02.396 and would bring the footage to tape, 577 00:24:02.396 --> 00:24:06.269 as he does pretty much on every movie. 578 00:24:06.269 --> 00:24:08.184 Didn't sleep. 579 00:24:08.184 --> 00:24:09.796 He was too excited. 580 00:24:09.796 --> 00:24:13.886 It's always just such a mystery to me. 581 00:24:13.886 --> 00:24:17.673 He shoots for, what? 12 hours, 15 hours a day, 582 00:24:17.673 --> 00:24:22.112 comes home, and sits down and edits, 583 00:24:22.112 --> 00:24:24.854 I think, until his head hits the desk. 584 00:24:24.854 --> 00:24:26.855 And he'll sleep for maybe two hours 585 00:24:26.855 --> 00:24:28.815 and then get up and shoot again. 586 00:24:28.815 --> 00:24:30.032 It is inhuman. 587 00:24:30.032 --> 00:24:31.817 Like I don't know how he does it, 588 00:24:31.817 --> 00:24:33.906 but that's just the way that he operates. 589 00:24:33.906 --> 00:24:36.474 And that's really beneficial 590 00:24:36.474 --> 00:24:38.606 because people are self-correcting animals, right? 591 00:24:38.606 --> 00:24:40.826 So if you show someone a scene, you know, 592 00:24:40.826 --> 00:24:44.613 whether the actor or the fucking gaffer or the costume designer 593 00:24:44.613 --> 00:24:47.310 or the production designer or fucking DP, 594 00:24:47.310 --> 00:24:50.052 they're gonna look at that clip in a different way than you are. 595 00:24:50.052 --> 00:24:52.882 I'm looking at the overall, the God seat, going like, 596 00:24:52.882 --> 00:24:55.144 "This is the movie! This totally works." 597 00:24:55.144 --> 00:24:57.670 They're looking at that sequence going like, 598 00:24:57.670 --> 00:25:01.107 "Oh, man. I could've made that light hotter. 599 00:25:01.107 --> 00:25:02.718 Today, if I get another chance, I'm gonna do -- 600 00:25:02.718 --> 00:25:05.154 Different scene, but I'm gonna fucking -- 601 00:25:05.154 --> 00:25:06.766 I'm gonna correct that. I'm gonna make that better." 602 00:25:06.766 --> 00:25:08.681 That's great. You guys are doing a great job... 603 00:25:08.681 --> 00:25:10.116 -Aw. -...ladies and gentlemen. 604 00:25:10.116 --> 00:25:12.162 I like the movie you're making very much, 605 00:25:12.162 --> 00:25:14.512 much better than the one I had in my head and heart 606 00:25:14.512 --> 00:25:16.863 when I was about to start this flick. 607 00:25:16.863 --> 00:25:19.082 You guys know what you're doing, thankfully. 608 00:25:19.082 --> 00:25:20.823 But, yeah, it's been great. 609 00:25:20.823 --> 00:25:22.085 It was a great weekend, 610 00:25:22.085 --> 00:25:23.869 but I didn't see the light of day at all. 611 00:25:23.869 --> 00:25:32.791 ♪♪ 612 00:25:32.791 --> 00:25:36.359 ♪♪ 613 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:37.578 I wanna take a picture of us. 614 00:25:37.578 --> 00:25:39.538 Totally should. Yeah. 615 00:25:39.538 --> 00:25:40.625 -Oh, yeah. -You know what? We're gonna take 616 00:25:40.625 --> 00:25:42.671 a lotta pictures, about 24%. 617 00:25:42.671 --> 00:25:44.542 [ Thud ] 618 00:25:44.542 --> 00:25:46.457 So, today, we're in court. 619 00:25:46.457 --> 00:25:49.982 They're doing the big courtroom scene with Jay and Silent Bob. 620 00:25:49.982 --> 00:25:53.376 Lots of cameos and whatnot, actors, actresses, 621 00:25:53.376 --> 00:25:55.815 coming in for the day to be in the movie 622 00:25:55.815 --> 00:25:58.382 and then fuck off forever and stuff like that. 623 00:25:58.382 --> 00:26:03.473 One of those is an actress who is also a producer. 624 00:26:03.473 --> 00:26:05.999 Tell 'em your name. -Jordan. 625 00:26:05.999 --> 00:26:08.174 I'm not an actress. -Yes, you are, today. 626 00:26:08.174 --> 00:26:13.483 Jordan is going to lead Jay and Silent Bob into court, 627 00:26:13.483 --> 00:26:17.967 but it's also meta enjoyable for me and Jay and Silent Bob 628 00:26:17.967 --> 00:26:21.404 because that's what Jordan does all day in real life. 629 00:26:21.404 --> 00:26:24.320 She's a cop [ Laughing ] who escorts Jay and Silent Bob 630 00:26:24.320 --> 00:26:25.713 everywhere they need to go. 631 00:26:25.713 --> 00:26:27.237 I try to keep them on the straight and narrow. 632 00:26:27.237 --> 00:26:33.940 ♪♪ 633 00:26:33.940 --> 00:26:36.202 And action. -Docket number 38, 634 00:26:36.202 --> 00:26:38.770 Hollywood Motion Picture Company B! 635 00:26:38.770 --> 00:26:40.510 Jay and Silent Bob. 636 00:26:40.510 --> 00:26:41.903 Because he's editing in his mind, 637 00:26:41.903 --> 00:26:44.340 I mean, he's editing as we're shooting, 638 00:26:44.340 --> 00:26:47.953 so he knows the pieces he needs, 639 00:26:47.953 --> 00:26:50.217 but he also encourages improvisation 640 00:26:50.217 --> 00:26:52.914 and keeps it very open. 641 00:26:52.914 --> 00:26:56.919 So it's a very fertile environment for comedy, 642 00:26:56.919 --> 00:27:00.749 I think, because he's very encouraging and playful 643 00:27:00.749 --> 00:27:04.665 and, you know, he has what my favorite directors have, 644 00:27:04.665 --> 00:27:07.538 which is just that like sense of play, 645 00:27:07.538 --> 00:27:10.759 like a kid in the sandbox, you know? 646 00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:14.458 It's so loose and laid-back, 647 00:27:14.458 --> 00:27:17.330 yet, you know, 648 00:27:17.330 --> 00:27:18.897 he runs a tight ship. 649 00:27:18.897 --> 00:27:21.074 I was a junior in high school. 650 00:27:21.074 --> 00:27:23.336 We were all obsessed with "Clerks." 651 00:27:23.336 --> 00:27:25.730 I mean, you know, Kevin said, "Come on out 652 00:27:25.730 --> 00:27:27.993 and let's reboot this movie and come do something." 653 00:27:27.993 --> 00:27:29.734 It was like I didn't even read it. 654 00:27:29.734 --> 00:27:32.388 It was like -- I was, "Yes! Okay. Let's go." 655 00:27:32.388 --> 00:27:38.439 One thing, he's like the most positive like athletic coach. 656 00:27:38.439 --> 00:27:41.747 He like [ Clap ] gives you pep talks before every setup. 657 00:27:41.747 --> 00:27:44.488 It's really positive and sweet in that way 658 00:27:44.488 --> 00:27:47.883 and you also know he knows exactlywhat he wants, 659 00:27:47.883 --> 00:27:51.146 so you're just like fully trust that, which is so nice. 660 00:27:51.146 --> 00:27:52.932 Kevin: Hey, everybody! 661 00:27:52.932 --> 00:27:54.324 Happy Mardi Gras, man. 662 00:27:54.324 --> 00:27:55.630 [ Cheering ] Enjoy the day off! 663 00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:56.805 You guys earned it. Incredible -- 664 00:27:56.805 --> 00:27:57.893 Man: Get shit-faced! 665 00:27:57.893 --> 00:27:59.765 -Whoo! -Yeah! 666 00:27:59.765 --> 00:28:01.592 ♪♪ 667 00:28:01.592 --> 00:28:03.333 We're gonna take one picture before you go. 668 00:28:03.333 --> 00:28:04.769 My good man! 669 00:28:04.769 --> 00:28:06.162 Time to kick back, drink some beers, 670 00:28:06.162 --> 00:28:08.643 and smoke some weed! -Yeah! 671 00:28:08.643 --> 00:28:10.731 [ Laughter ] 672 00:28:10.731 --> 00:28:11.864 Man: Kevin. 673 00:28:11.864 --> 00:28:14.518 ♪♪ 674 00:28:14.518 --> 00:28:16.346 You got that?Yeah. I'm ready. 675 00:28:16.346 --> 00:28:24.963 ♪♪ 676 00:28:24.963 --> 00:28:34.973 ♪♪ 677 00:28:34.973 --> 00:28:36.626 ♪♪ 678 00:28:36.626 --> 00:28:38.412 [ Cheering and applause ] When we get inside, 679 00:28:38.412 --> 00:28:41.458 we're gonna say hi to everybody and take pics and stuff. 680 00:28:41.458 --> 00:28:43.765 Sorry we started as quickly as we did this morning, 681 00:28:43.765 --> 00:28:45.635 but they're doing a visual effect 682 00:28:45.635 --> 00:28:48.422 to make it look like we've got 1,000 people and stuff. 683 00:28:48.422 --> 00:28:49.989 So far, it looks fantastic. 684 00:28:49.989 --> 00:28:52.512 You are allso fucking beautiful, man, 685 00:28:52.512 --> 00:28:54.384 [ Cheering and applause ] so creative and shit like that. 686 00:28:54.384 --> 00:28:55.951 Thank you for coming down. 687 00:28:55.951 --> 00:28:58.737 We'll be talking throughout the entire day, 688 00:28:58.737 --> 00:29:00.433 but it'll be easier when we're inside, 689 00:29:00.433 --> 00:29:01.869 so I'll see you guys there. 690 00:29:01.869 --> 00:29:04.263 See you guys inside in a couple minutes! 691 00:29:04.263 --> 00:29:05.874 [ Cheering and applause ] 692 00:29:05.874 --> 00:29:07.006 Woman: Thank you! 693 00:29:07.006 --> 00:29:17.016 ♪♪ 694 00:29:17.016 --> 00:29:24.109 ♪♪ 695 00:29:24.109 --> 00:29:25.720 Alright, man. 696 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:29.549 So this is the big exterior of Chronic-Con day. 697 00:29:29.549 --> 00:29:32.422 Chronic-Con takes up a good portion of our shoot. 698 00:29:32.422 --> 00:29:36.470 In Chronic-Con, as you can see, it's a sea of me. 699 00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:38.037 Like, basically, our world 700 00:29:38.037 --> 00:29:40.604 is based on the "Bluntman and Chronic," 701 00:29:40.604 --> 00:29:43.955 which means you get to have a sea of Jay and Silent Bobs, 702 00:29:43.955 --> 00:29:46.914 a sea of Bluntman and Chronics, anything played in that movie. 703 00:29:46.914 --> 00:29:48.612 Now, they're not referencing 704 00:29:48.612 --> 00:29:50.309 "Jay and Silent Bob" Jay and Silent Bob. 705 00:29:50.309 --> 00:29:52.877 They're referencing Biggs and Van Der Beek. 706 00:29:52.877 --> 00:29:54.792 See how meta and weird it gets? 707 00:29:54.792 --> 00:29:57.185 So this whole Chronic-Con, man, is like 708 00:29:57.185 --> 00:29:59.623 Jay came into my trailer this morning and was like, 709 00:29:59.623 --> 00:30:01.625 "Everyone fucking looks like us," 710 00:30:01.625 --> 00:30:02.974 and he was delighted by that. 711 00:30:02.974 --> 00:30:04.977 Thank you guys, very, very much. 712 00:30:04.977 --> 00:30:07.457 Can't thank you enough, ladies and gentlemen, man! 713 00:30:07.457 --> 00:30:09.023 [ Cheering and applause ] Thank you for making the trip. 714 00:30:09.023 --> 00:30:10.547 I know I'm gonna see some of you 715 00:30:10.547 --> 00:30:12.027 in a few days as well. 716 00:30:12.027 --> 00:30:13.420 Everyone got on camera. 717 00:30:13.420 --> 00:30:14.987 Y'all look fucking good, man. 718 00:30:14.987 --> 00:30:17.292 Like it means the absolute world. 719 00:30:17.292 --> 00:30:19.208 If you need anything from me in the future, 720 00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:20.601 I owe you one and shit. 721 00:30:20.601 --> 00:30:23.430 Anything but money is yours. 722 00:30:23.430 --> 00:30:25.736 But what we can do is, if you guys are going in 723 00:30:25.736 --> 00:30:27.694 for lunch, I'll pop in there with Jay 724 00:30:27.694 --> 00:30:29.609 and we'll say goodbye to everybody, man. 725 00:30:29.609 --> 00:30:31.480 Thanks for being here. I'll see ya later. 726 00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:37.791 ♪♪ 727 00:30:37.791 --> 00:30:39.576 Please, no posting of pictures -- 728 00:30:39.576 --> 00:30:41.230 If you wanna post a picture of me and you, 729 00:30:41.230 --> 00:30:43.798 that's totally fine, but nothing that you saw today 730 00:30:43.798 --> 00:30:44.972 -Not in costume. -or anything. 731 00:30:44.972 --> 00:30:46.800 -What? -Not in costume? 732 00:30:46.800 --> 00:30:48.193 Yeah, I'm not even in the costume. 733 00:30:48.193 --> 00:30:49.586 -They're also in costume. -I mean -- 734 00:30:49.586 --> 00:30:51.240 -Is that cool? -I think it -- 735 00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:52.501 Honestly, I think it's okay. 736 00:30:52.501 --> 00:30:53.547 Like everyone knew we were doing 737 00:30:53.547 --> 00:30:55.809 Jay and Bob. -Okay. 738 00:30:55.809 --> 00:30:58.508 So, yeah, but try to like 739 00:30:58.508 --> 00:31:00.596 keep spoilery shit off the Internet. 740 00:31:00.596 --> 00:31:02.861 Alright. So you have your cellphones ready, 741 00:31:02.861 --> 00:31:04.688 hand them to me, I'm gonna bang it, 742 00:31:04.688 --> 00:31:05.732 and then you're gonna go that way. 743 00:31:05.732 --> 00:31:07.169 So we'll keep moving this way. 744 00:31:07.169 --> 00:31:08.387 I'll join you on the floor. Here we go. 745 00:31:08.387 --> 00:31:17.135 ♪♪ 746 00:31:17.135 --> 00:31:27.145 ♪♪ 747 00:31:27.145 --> 00:31:32.019 ♪♪ 748 00:31:32.019 --> 00:31:34.413 This is reason enough for me to go back. 749 00:31:34.413 --> 00:31:35.806 Alright. I'll see you out there, kids. 750 00:31:35.806 --> 00:31:37.590 -♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Whoo... ♪ 751 00:31:37.590 --> 00:31:40.028 -♪ We ride hard, hard ♪ -♪ ...whee! ♪ 752 00:31:40.028 --> 00:31:41.421 You got a blunt? 753 00:31:41.421 --> 00:31:42.856 Got weed, n-word? 754 00:31:42.856 --> 00:31:44.292 [ Laughter ] 755 00:31:44.292 --> 00:31:46.034 We back at it again, n-word! 756 00:31:46.034 --> 00:31:47.905 Holy shit, Silent Bob! Look! 757 00:31:47.905 --> 00:31:49.558 It's Method and Red! 758 00:31:49.558 --> 00:31:52.387 How do myself and Redman play into this reboot 759 00:31:52.387 --> 00:31:54.259 of "Silent Jay and Bob"? 760 00:31:54.259 --> 00:31:56.392 [ Laughs ] You heard how I said it? 761 00:31:56.392 --> 00:31:58.046 I said, "Silent Jay and Bob." 762 00:31:58.046 --> 00:32:00.134 -"Silent Jay and Bob"? -Yeah, "Silent Bob and Jay." 763 00:32:00.134 --> 00:32:03.008 Well, okay. The way me and Redman play into it is 764 00:32:03.008 --> 00:32:04.878 something happens to Jay's character 765 00:32:04.878 --> 00:32:06.750 and Bob's character, 766 00:32:06.750 --> 00:32:09.057 where they're slipped something 767 00:32:09.057 --> 00:32:12.625 and they slip into this haze, 768 00:32:12.625 --> 00:32:14.976 so to speak, into this dreamland -- 769 00:32:14.976 --> 00:32:17.065 -[ Speaks indistinctly ] -Yeah, where we happen to be 770 00:32:17.065 --> 00:32:18.761 at the moment. 771 00:32:18.761 --> 00:32:20.547 You still rolling? Bitches! 772 00:32:20.547 --> 00:32:22.330 [ Laughing ] 773 00:32:22.330 --> 00:32:24.028 Don't snooch the cooch! 774 00:32:24.028 --> 00:32:27.989 [ English accent ] No! No! No! 775 00:32:27.989 --> 00:32:29.730 I did Juilliard, dammit! 776 00:32:29.730 --> 00:32:31.775 No! No! 777 00:32:31.775 --> 00:32:33.385 We will not be doing this scene 778 00:32:33.385 --> 00:32:35.083 until I get my smoke. 779 00:32:35.083 --> 00:32:36.650 I want my smoke! 780 00:32:36.650 --> 00:32:38.042 So we -- It was like, you know, 781 00:32:38.042 --> 00:32:39.740 we went in there and did what we had to do 782 00:32:39.740 --> 00:32:41.785 and he was -- appreciated it 783 00:32:41.785 --> 00:32:43.613 and he loved it and we was outta there. 784 00:32:43.613 --> 00:32:45.875 It wasn't we had to shoot eight or nine 785 00:32:45.875 --> 00:32:48.009 different times. He got what he wanted. 786 00:32:48.009 --> 00:32:50.358 The energy was good on the set, most of all. 787 00:32:50.358 --> 00:32:52.230 Everyone from the -- 'Cause Red and Meth, 788 00:32:52.230 --> 00:32:53.623 we believe in treating our kings like pawns... 789 00:32:53.623 --> 00:32:55.320 -Yeah. -...pawns like kings, 790 00:32:55.320 --> 00:32:56.757 so when we walk on a set, we try to bring 791 00:32:56.757 --> 00:32:58.279 a good energy and I believe that -All the time. 792 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.934 a good energy on the set will execute a great movie, 793 00:33:00.934 --> 00:33:02.632 -Infectious. -at the end of the day. 794 00:33:02.632 --> 00:33:04.112 Well, I have two phrases I like -- 795 00:33:04.112 --> 00:33:05.940 "Moving on. 796 00:33:05.940 --> 00:33:07.288 It's a wrap." 797 00:33:07.288 --> 00:33:08.550 That's when you know you got it. 798 00:33:08.550 --> 00:33:10.989 -And "That line, again?" -Which one? 799 00:33:10.989 --> 00:33:13.251 No, that's another line you like. 800 00:33:13.251 --> 00:33:15.340 You said it real smooth, like you're used to it and shit. 801 00:33:15.340 --> 00:33:16.471 It was just like, when you -- 802 00:33:16.471 --> 00:33:18.125 -Oh, "Line"? -Yeah, "Line!" 803 00:33:18.125 --> 00:33:19.432 -"Line!" -I gotta use that. 804 00:33:19.432 --> 00:33:21.086 -You gotta use that? -I gotta use that. 805 00:33:21.086 --> 00:33:23.000 "Line!" -See, I've been on a couple 806 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:24.653 of sets and, you know -- -"Line! 807 00:33:24.653 --> 00:33:26.178 I forgot. Line!" 808 00:33:26.178 --> 00:33:28.048 Yeah. That's all you do. You just scream out, "Line!" 809 00:33:28.048 --> 00:33:30.182 They'll feed it to you and then you reset... 810 00:33:30.182 --> 00:33:31.530 -Reset. -...and go back at it. 811 00:33:31.530 --> 00:33:32.836 Mm-hmm. 812 00:33:32.836 --> 00:33:37.102 ♪♪ 813 00:33:37.102 --> 00:33:38.232 Kevin: Okay. Now we go to work. 814 00:33:38.232 --> 00:33:39.669 Good morning, everybody. 815 00:33:39.669 --> 00:33:42.280 ♪♪ 816 00:33:42.280 --> 00:33:44.457 How are you, Captain? 817 00:33:44.457 --> 00:33:46.633 Gorgeous shots we set up for you, motherfucker. 818 00:33:46.633 --> 00:33:48.155 -So ready. -Are ya? 819 00:33:48.155 --> 00:33:49.288 -Good morning everybody. -Get that fucking thing 820 00:33:49.288 --> 00:33:50.593 outta my face. 821 00:33:50.593 --> 00:33:52.987 Welcome back to the end of week 2. 822 00:33:52.987 --> 00:33:54.205 So good. 823 00:33:54.205 --> 00:33:55.684 So, take a look. 824 00:33:55.684 --> 00:33:56.817 -Looking. -This just fell off the truck 825 00:33:56.817 --> 00:33:58.775 here, so we'll adjust. 826 00:33:58.775 --> 00:34:00.472 So, let's take a look. 827 00:34:00.472 --> 00:34:02.039 This is your big 9-wide. 828 00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:03.953 Ooh! That looks mean and cool. 829 00:34:03.953 --> 00:34:05.391 And then, this would be later. 830 00:34:05.391 --> 00:34:06.869 I've just gotta pan some of the lights off 831 00:34:06.869 --> 00:34:08.568 after we're done with this, so it doesn't look 832 00:34:08.568 --> 00:34:10.873 too bright towards the camera because in theory -- 833 00:34:10.873 --> 00:34:13.398 Man, this movie's the gift that keeps on giving. 834 00:34:13.398 --> 00:34:14.878 Alright, big man, 835 00:34:14.878 --> 00:34:17.184 you distract these racist fucks 836 00:34:17.184 --> 00:34:19.840 while I hotbox in this fucking berserker. 837 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:23.016 ♪ Berserker! ♪ 838 00:34:23.016 --> 00:34:26.237 Oh, you did nice lean in the 839 00:34:26.237 --> 00:34:27.934 -Oh, cool. -window, on the dash. 840 00:34:27.934 --> 00:34:29.675 That looks -- -Hang in there, Jay. 841 00:34:29.675 --> 00:34:32.199 It'll be okay, Jay. It's gonna be okay. 842 00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:33.983 Thanks, baby. You know that? 843 00:34:33.983 --> 00:34:38.684 I hope so. I hope so. 844 00:34:38.684 --> 00:34:40.512 ♪ Berserker ♪ 845 00:34:40.512 --> 00:34:41.601 [ Inhales sharply ] 846 00:34:41.601 --> 00:34:43.036 ♪♪ 847 00:34:43.036 --> 00:34:44.603 Hey, Chris. 848 00:34:44.603 --> 00:34:46.518 I'm gonna yell "Chris" once you start walking. 849 00:34:46.518 --> 00:34:48.172 Alright. Go. 850 00:34:48.172 --> 00:34:53.134 ♪♪ 851 00:34:53.134 --> 00:34:55.570 We all here? 852 00:34:55.570 --> 00:34:56.572 Who the fuck are you?! 853 00:34:56.572 --> 00:34:57.833 I'm going, anyway. 854 00:34:57.833 --> 00:35:02.621 Let's talk about something important! 855 00:35:02.621 --> 00:35:04.710 Today is International Women's Day. 856 00:35:04.710 --> 00:35:07.931 This movie doesn't exist, we don't have a fucking job, 857 00:35:07.931 --> 00:35:09.454 without the women who are the people 858 00:35:09.454 --> 00:35:11.152 that produce the movie, man. 859 00:35:11.152 --> 00:35:13.501 Give it up for the international women on our crew. 860 00:35:13.501 --> 00:35:15.677 [ Cheering and applause ] 861 00:35:15.677 --> 00:35:17.724 Woman: Thank you! 862 00:35:17.724 --> 00:35:20.291 [ Applause ] Then, give it up 863 00:35:20.291 --> 00:35:22.728 for our international women sitting right up in the truck. 864 00:35:22.728 --> 00:35:24.034 Give it up for the girls! 865 00:35:24.034 --> 00:35:27.951 [ Applause ] 866 00:35:27.951 --> 00:35:29.909 The only reason we all got jobs tonight is 867 00:35:29.909 --> 00:35:34.132 'cause Liz, Tracey, Jordan, they've put in their hard time 868 00:35:34.132 --> 00:35:36.655 and effort over the course of two fucking years 869 00:35:36.655 --> 00:35:38.570 to find the loot to make this happen, man, 870 00:35:38.570 --> 00:35:40.963 so we get to be here tonight on the strength 871 00:35:40.963 --> 00:35:44.054 of female empowerment, thank fucking Christ. 872 00:35:44.054 --> 00:35:46.143 That's the best commercial for inclusivity 873 00:35:46.143 --> 00:35:47.449 I could think of, man. 874 00:35:47.449 --> 00:35:50.016 So, I thank these ladies and all the women 875 00:35:50.016 --> 00:35:51.931 in our business from the bottom of my heart, man. 876 00:35:51.931 --> 00:35:54.978 I get to tell my goofy little stories because of you guys. 877 00:35:54.978 --> 00:35:57.329 I like to think of myself as a very powerful individual, 878 00:35:57.329 --> 00:35:59.592 but this man could not get shit done by himself. 879 00:35:59.592 --> 00:36:01.507 I thank you ladies for doing it for me. 880 00:36:01.507 --> 00:36:02.856 Let's make a movie, ladies and gentlemen. 881 00:36:02.856 --> 00:36:06.989 [ Cheering and applause ] 882 00:36:06.989 --> 00:36:08.427 Well, that's not going anywhere, Josh. 883 00:36:08.427 --> 00:36:09.644 Yeah, that hat is completely inappropriate. 884 00:36:09.644 --> 00:36:11.690 That hat is really outta context. 885 00:36:11.690 --> 00:36:18.523 ♪♪ 886 00:36:18.523 --> 00:36:20.568 Alright, so, tonight was the second time 887 00:36:20.568 --> 00:36:23.355 I got to work with the great Chris Jericho. 888 00:36:23.355 --> 00:36:25.487 The first time was in Florida a couple months back, 889 00:36:25.487 --> 00:36:27.358 on this horror anthology 890 00:36:27.358 --> 00:36:30.056 I'm doing with the kids in Sarasota 891 00:36:30.056 --> 00:36:33.103 at the Ringling School, called "Kilroy Was Here." 892 00:36:33.103 --> 00:36:34.974 It reminded me of the Method and Red shoot, 893 00:36:34.974 --> 00:36:36.324 a shoot from last night. 894 00:36:36.324 --> 00:36:38.847 Going into that night on "Kilroy," 895 00:36:38.847 --> 00:36:40.632 you were the X-factor 'cause I was like, 896 00:36:40.632 --> 00:36:42.286 "Well, I've done everything else, but I've never worked 897 00:36:42.286 --> 00:36:44.157 with Chris. What will that be like?" 898 00:36:44.157 --> 00:36:46.813 And Chris like hit the ground fucking running, 899 00:36:46.813 --> 00:36:49.815 so we brought him back and he made the scene even better 900 00:36:49.815 --> 00:36:51.731 by virtue of the fact that, when we told 'im, 901 00:36:51.731 --> 00:36:54.516 "Hey, man, you're gonna play the Klan leader" -- 902 00:36:54.516 --> 00:36:57.518 And what's so like ironic is like Chris is like one 903 00:36:57.518 --> 00:36:59.041 of the sweetest guys in the world. 904 00:36:59.041 --> 00:37:00.391 Number one, he's raised well. 905 00:37:00.391 --> 00:37:02.045 Number two, he's raised Canadian. 906 00:37:02.045 --> 00:37:05.047 So even though, of course, the wrestling personality, 907 00:37:05.047 --> 00:37:06.353 you were both sides, right, good guy, bad guy? 908 00:37:06.353 --> 00:37:07.528 Well, yeah, but you're playing a part. 909 00:37:07.528 --> 00:37:09.052 You're playing a character in that. 910 00:37:09.052 --> 00:37:10.706 And that's one thing I love about working with you, 911 00:37:10.706 --> 00:37:12.882 the two times we've done it so far, is that it's not like 912 00:37:12.882 --> 00:37:14.405 "Okay, Chris is gonna be the bouncer," 913 00:37:14.405 --> 00:37:16.711 or, "Chris is gonna be the assassin," whatever. 914 00:37:16.711 --> 00:37:19.889 It's like fun parts. You do stuff to show 915 00:37:19.889 --> 00:37:21.760 other elements of yourself 916 00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:23.675 as a performer, as an actor, so. 917 00:37:23.675 --> 00:37:25.851 It all comes from the same place. 918 00:37:25.851 --> 00:37:27.896 Whether you're performing in wrestling 919 00:37:27.896 --> 00:37:29.333 or whether you're a Shakespearean actor, 920 00:37:29.333 --> 00:37:30.682 whether you're doing a movie, 921 00:37:30.682 --> 00:37:32.815 you have to commit to it and connect. 922 00:37:32.815 --> 00:37:34.338 Man, you crushed it tonight. 923 00:37:34.338 --> 00:37:36.340 And that sweetness is Jericho. 924 00:37:36.340 --> 00:37:38.429 There it is. -[ Laughing ] 925 00:37:38.429 --> 00:37:40.561 -[ Chuckle ] -This is important. 926 00:37:40.561 --> 00:37:42.347 We don't want anyone getting hurt 927 00:37:42.347 --> 00:37:44.262 or stressed out, whatsoever. 928 00:37:44.262 --> 00:37:45.480 Any other questions from anybody 929 00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:46.873 about what we're doing? Anyone? 930 00:37:46.873 --> 00:37:49.309 No question, but two statements. 931 00:37:49.309 --> 00:37:51.791 Can I go? 932 00:37:51.791 --> 00:37:53.619 Number one, man, give it up for the boys 933 00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:55.708 who are taking the shit for us, ladies and gentlemen. 934 00:37:55.708 --> 00:37:58.927 [ Applause ] Many thanks. 935 00:37:58.927 --> 00:38:00.974 Number 2, Eddie had the joke of the day. 936 00:38:00.974 --> 00:38:02.583 Say it out loud, Eddie. 937 00:38:02.583 --> 00:38:04.063 Shit's about to hit the Klan. 938 00:38:04.063 --> 00:38:05.500 "The shit's about to hit the Klan." 939 00:38:05.500 --> 00:38:06.849 [ Laughter and applause ] 940 00:38:06.849 --> 00:38:08.547 Well done. 941 00:38:08.547 --> 00:38:17.556 ♪♪ 942 00:38:17.556 --> 00:38:22.603 ♪♪ 943 00:38:22.603 --> 00:38:24.344 [ Cheering and applause ]Alright. 944 00:38:24.344 --> 00:38:25.346 Hey, guys. Have a great week. 945 00:38:25.346 --> 00:38:27.434 Thank you very much. 946 00:38:27.434 --> 00:38:29.655 And that's a picture wrap on Chris Jericho! 947 00:38:29.655 --> 00:38:32.135 [ Cheering and applause ] 948 00:38:32.135 --> 00:38:40.056 ♪♪ 949 00:38:40.056 --> 00:38:41.405 You know what's weird? 950 00:38:41.405 --> 00:38:43.972 Is to make a View Askewniverse movie 951 00:38:43.972 --> 00:38:46.411 in a post-Marvel world 'cause the last time 952 00:38:46.411 --> 00:38:48.237 I was making these movies, I was the only one 953 00:38:48.237 --> 00:38:50.371 that had a cinematic universe, you know what I'm saying? 954 00:38:50.371 --> 00:38:53.112 I mean, they made movies with sequels and shit like that, 955 00:38:53.112 --> 00:38:55.898 but like a universe where it's like 956 00:38:55.898 --> 00:38:57.856 this movie has a different title from this movie, 957 00:38:57.856 --> 00:38:59.293 but these characters know each other 958 00:38:59.293 --> 00:39:00.860 and these characters come into this movie 959 00:39:00.860 --> 00:39:02.340 and shit like that. We were able to do that 960 00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:05.255 across a couple different companies, like Miramax. 961 00:39:05.255 --> 00:39:07.039 Universal had "Mallrats." 962 00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:09.128 Later on, the Weinstein Company and stuff. 963 00:39:09.128 --> 00:39:11.610 So, you know, it's the first time 964 00:39:11.610 --> 00:39:15.135 I went back to play with my movie universe 965 00:39:15.135 --> 00:39:19.181 since Marvel defined, for most people, 966 00:39:19.181 --> 00:39:20.880 what a movie universe is. 967 00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:23.490 I built my entire life on the backs -- 968 00:39:23.490 --> 00:39:24.579 I sounded like Matthew McConaughey -- 969 00:39:24.579 --> 00:39:26.101 [ Southern accent ] Life! 970 00:39:26.101 --> 00:39:28.061 I built my entire life [ Laughing ] on the backs 971 00:39:28.061 --> 00:39:29.889 of these fictional characters 972 00:39:29.889 --> 00:39:31.672 and so to be able to pull 'em out and play with them again 973 00:39:31.672 --> 00:39:34.153 and put them all in one movie and stuff? 974 00:39:34.153 --> 00:39:35.981 And at one point, somebody was like, 975 00:39:35.981 --> 00:39:38.157 "Oh, like it's like your 'Avengers,'" 976 00:39:38.157 --> 00:39:39.985 and I was like, "No, 977 00:39:39.985 --> 00:39:42.335 'The Avengers' is their 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.'" 978 00:39:42.335 --> 00:39:43.728 [ Laughing ] 979 00:39:43.728 --> 00:39:53.041 ♪♪ 980 00:39:53.041 --> 00:39:54.521 We found it, kids. 981 00:39:54.521 --> 00:39:57.873 We're inthe Blunt Cave. This is crazy. 982 00:39:57.873 --> 00:40:00.614 I thought we'd be doing this pretty much just greenscreen, 983 00:40:00.614 --> 00:40:03.226 but Nate built a piece of the Blunt Cave 984 00:40:03.226 --> 00:40:06.315 to interact with, so it's literally just like 985 00:40:06.315 --> 00:40:07.360 "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." 986 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.927 We got a Blunt Cave again. 987 00:40:08.927 --> 00:40:12.626 So today is greenscreen day in the Blunt Cave. 988 00:40:12.626 --> 00:40:14.106 It's a four-person scene, 989 00:40:14.106 --> 00:40:17.065 but only one of the performers is here. 990 00:40:17.065 --> 00:40:19.981 Thankfully, that performer is the great Melissa Benoist 991 00:40:19.981 --> 00:40:22.507 from "Supergirl," and she's used to, on that show, 992 00:40:22.507 --> 00:40:24.509 I know for a fact, 'cause I've seen it, 993 00:40:24.509 --> 00:40:26.641 so it was awesome when I saw her this morning. 994 00:40:26.641 --> 00:40:27.902 They brought her in very early 995 00:40:27.902 --> 00:40:29.688 to like try on the costume and shit. 996 00:40:29.688 --> 00:40:31.733 Like I think she had a 5:00 am pickup 997 00:40:31.733 --> 00:40:35.824 and it's like maybe 9:30 or 10:00 now and stuff, 998 00:40:35.824 --> 00:40:36.911 so she's been waiting around a minute. 999 00:40:36.911 --> 00:40:38.523 I mean, it was adorable. 1000 00:40:38.523 --> 00:40:40.175 She goes, "I don't have to act like Jay, do I?" 1001 00:40:40.175 --> 00:40:42.744 I was like, "You do whatever you want in that role." 1002 00:40:42.744 --> 00:40:44.485 So we're gonna play in the Blunt Cave today, 1003 00:40:44.485 --> 00:40:46.007 day 1 of 2. 1004 00:40:46.007 --> 00:40:47.574 Kevin was telling me 1005 00:40:47.574 --> 00:40:49.489 apparently, you're very good at this, so -- 1006 00:40:49.489 --> 00:40:51.318 We have the right person for today. 1007 00:40:51.318 --> 00:40:52.753 [ Laughing ] 1008 00:40:52.753 --> 00:40:54.929 -Alright. -Whatever we can do to help. 1009 00:40:54.929 --> 00:40:56.496 -Thank you. -Alright. Here we go. 1010 00:40:56.496 --> 00:40:58.456 Here we go. This'll be the first one. 1011 00:40:58.456 --> 00:40:59.891 First one of the day! 1012 00:40:59.891 --> 00:41:01.588 Lend this fine actress your energy, 1013 00:41:01.588 --> 00:41:02.721 ladies and gentlemen. 1014 00:41:02.721 --> 00:41:05.811 [ Cheering and applause ] 1015 00:41:05.811 --> 00:41:08.987 -Here we go. -And...action! 1016 00:41:08.987 --> 00:41:13.818 ♪♪ 1017 00:41:13.818 --> 00:41:18.998 [ Bellowing ] Bluntma-a-a-a-a-n! 1018 00:41:18.998 --> 00:41:20.172 ♪♪ 1019 00:41:20.172 --> 00:41:22.088 Oh, she just turned her body. 1020 00:41:22.088 --> 00:41:24.351 [ Laughter ] 1021 00:41:24.351 --> 00:41:26.483 Kevin Smith is quite possibly 1022 00:41:26.483 --> 00:41:29.835 the best person in the industry to work with 1023 00:41:29.835 --> 00:41:31.532 because his sets are different 1024 00:41:31.532 --> 00:41:34.360 than any set you will everwalk on. 1025 00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:36.014 It's -- Music's playing 1026 00:41:36.014 --> 00:41:38.103 and everyone's clapping between every take. 1027 00:41:38.103 --> 00:41:40.932 He's so supportive and encouraging and like 1028 00:41:40.932 --> 00:41:45.197 literally the sweetest, biggest softie you'll ever meet 1029 00:41:45.197 --> 00:41:47.547 and he just wants everyone to have fun, 1030 00:41:47.547 --> 00:41:50.550 so that just innately brings out the best in people. 1031 00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:52.117 [ Laughter ] 1032 00:41:52.117 --> 00:41:54.076 -I didn't even mean to do that. -[ Clapping ] 1033 00:41:54.076 --> 00:42:03.782 ♪♪ 1034 00:42:03.782 --> 00:42:07.393 ♪♪ 1035 00:42:07.393 --> 00:42:10.092 Welcome back to a View Askewniverse picture, 1036 00:42:10.092 --> 00:42:11.440 Rosario Dawson! 1037 00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:13.356 [ Cheering and applause ] 1038 00:42:13.356 --> 00:42:18.273 ♪♪ 1039 00:42:18.273 --> 00:42:21.539 Alright, so, this is day 5, 6 -- 6, 7? 1040 00:42:21.539 --> 00:42:23.670 No, 6. No, 11. Fuck. -He can count. 1041 00:42:23.670 --> 00:42:25.280 I know. Math? No good. 1042 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:26.891 English? Pretty good. 1043 00:42:26.891 --> 00:42:29.197 Eleven -- Day 11 1044 00:42:29.197 --> 00:42:30.590 on "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot." 1045 00:42:30.590 --> 00:42:33.159 It took us 11 fucking days to get to this. 1046 00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:34.594 [ Clapping ] 1047 00:42:34.594 --> 00:42:36.248 Rosario is here. 1048 00:42:36.248 --> 00:42:39.686 How has it been to be back in View Askewland? 1049 00:42:39.686 --> 00:42:40.818 Incredible. 1050 00:42:40.818 --> 00:42:42.429 I love you. I missed you. 1051 00:42:42.429 --> 00:42:44.213 I love you. I missed you. 1052 00:42:44.213 --> 00:42:45.300 I'm sorry I couldn't bring my daughter, 1053 00:42:45.300 --> 00:42:46.954 so we could have playdates. 1054 00:42:46.954 --> 00:42:48.914 I think it's so funny that we're all grown-ups now 1055 00:42:48.914 --> 00:42:50.916 and still up to shenanigans. 1056 00:42:50.916 --> 00:42:53.135 And...action. Action. 1057 00:42:56.398 --> 00:42:58.010 Jussie! 1058 00:42:58.010 --> 00:43:00.664 Hey. 1059 00:43:00.664 --> 00:43:03.405 I'm massaging a fake person in front of me. 1060 00:43:03.405 --> 00:43:04.625 No, I'm just enjoying. 1061 00:43:04.625 --> 00:43:08.019 I don't know why I'm like fake -- 1062 00:43:08.019 --> 00:43:10.326 You should've brought some, then we could show! 1063 00:43:10.326 --> 00:43:12.632 [ Laughs ] 1064 00:43:12.632 --> 00:43:14.373 Can you? 1065 00:43:14.373 --> 00:43:16.376 Look, man! Shannon's back. Say hi. 1066 00:43:16.376 --> 00:43:18.726 -Hi! -See, it wasn't really a sequel. 1067 00:43:18.726 --> 00:43:20.684 We're not quite sure what the movie is. 1068 00:43:20.684 --> 00:43:22.208 It's called "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 1069 00:43:22.208 --> 00:43:24.340 and that's more of a joke and a play on like, 1070 00:43:24.340 --> 00:43:26.081 you know, make fun of reboots and stuff, 1071 00:43:26.081 --> 00:43:28.648 but, technically, this movie's what they call a requel, 1072 00:43:28.648 --> 00:43:31.260 which is a reboot and a sequel at the same time, 1073 00:43:31.260 --> 00:43:32.827 which is kind of what "Force Awakens" was. 1074 00:43:32.827 --> 00:43:36.047 But erase all that modern-day terminology. 1075 00:43:36.047 --> 00:43:37.831 It did not feel like a sequel 1076 00:43:37.831 --> 00:43:40.965 until yesterday, when Shannon came on set 1077 00:43:40.965 --> 00:43:42.532 and suddenly it was like "Oh, shit! 1078 00:43:42.532 --> 00:43:44.447 This is literally part 2." 1079 00:43:44.447 --> 00:43:46.144 What does it feel like to be back? 1080 00:43:46.144 --> 00:43:48.016 Amazing! So much fun 1081 00:43:48.016 --> 00:43:49.800 and I'm so grateful you included me. 1082 00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:51.367 How could I not, man? 1083 00:43:51.367 --> 00:43:52.978 We literally couldn't move forward on the story 1084 00:43:52.978 --> 00:43:55.501 without the mom and you're the mom 1085 00:43:55.501 --> 00:43:57.286 and it's also like the nice idea of like, 1086 00:43:57.286 --> 00:44:00.333 "I've watched that movie for years," and it was like, 1087 00:44:00.333 --> 00:44:02.769 "That relationship would never fucking work," 1088 00:44:02.769 --> 00:44:05.293 so we get to say, "Of course it didn't fucking work," 1089 00:44:05.293 --> 00:44:07.382 but like something came from it and shit. 1090 00:44:07.382 --> 00:44:09.690 But, Shannon's doing the Lord's work, man. 1091 00:44:09.690 --> 00:44:11.170 Like, fucking -- We had to bring her 1092 00:44:11.170 --> 00:44:14.521 out of Africa because -- literally out of Africa 1093 00:44:14.521 --> 00:44:16.130 because she's over there doing the noble shit. 1094 00:44:16.130 --> 00:44:17.829 Tell 'em what you do. 1095 00:44:17.829 --> 00:44:19.481 I'm living in South Africa right now, 1096 00:44:19.481 --> 00:44:20.788 working on my foundation, 1097 00:44:20.788 --> 00:44:22.528 the Shannon Elizabeth Foundation, 1098 00:44:22.528 --> 00:44:24.574 and we're doing initiatives to help 1099 00:44:24.574 --> 00:44:27.969 with the poaching crisis and help change laws 1100 00:44:27.969 --> 00:44:31.364 and help buy some like land to protect the land 1101 00:44:31.364 --> 00:44:32.800 and uplift the surrounding community 1102 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:34.367 and build a lodge 1103 00:44:34.367 --> 00:44:36.717 and we're about to come out with Rhino Review, 1104 00:44:36.717 --> 00:44:39.371 which will be one of our first big initiatives. 1105 00:44:39.371 --> 00:44:41.679 I fucking nearly cried when you just told that story again, 1106 00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:44.550 but fucking, doesn't that make you ashamed that you're like, 1107 00:44:44.550 --> 00:44:46.900 "We want Justice back in the movie"? 1108 00:44:46.900 --> 00:44:49.556 You stopping this woman from saving an elephant, 1109 00:44:49.556 --> 00:44:51.949 you pricks, 'cause of your nostalgia, 1110 00:44:51.949 --> 00:44:53.646 'cause of your sentimentality. 1111 00:44:53.646 --> 00:44:54.996 "Oh, we need Justice back." 1112 00:44:54.996 --> 00:44:56.431 Let this poor woman go back to Africa 1113 00:44:56.431 --> 00:44:58.434 and rescue the big fucking five, you pricks. 1114 00:44:58.434 --> 00:45:00.262 -[ Laughs ] -You're doing the Lord's work. 1115 00:45:00.262 --> 00:45:02.655 Thank you. 1116 00:45:02.655 --> 00:45:05.746 Come on. Fucking anybody saving fucking elephants and rhinos? 1117 00:45:05.746 --> 00:45:08.226 What have you done with your day? 1118 00:45:08.226 --> 00:45:09.576 Jerked off. Am I right? 1119 00:45:09.576 --> 00:45:10.969 -[ Laughs ] -Me too. 1120 00:45:10.969 --> 00:45:12.884 [ Laughs ] 1121 00:45:12.884 --> 00:45:13.885 Yay! 1122 00:45:13.885 --> 00:45:15.277 My wife! 1123 00:45:15.277 --> 00:45:17.105 [ Clapping ] Give it up for Rosario! 1124 00:45:17.105 --> 00:45:18.324 She's getting out of here, man. 1125 00:45:18.324 --> 00:45:19.978 [ Whistling and applause ] 1126 00:45:19.978 --> 00:45:22.327 ♪♪ 1127 00:45:22.327 --> 00:45:23.632 Thank you, everybody! 1128 00:45:23.632 --> 00:45:25.505 It was great to sweat with all of you. 1129 00:45:25.505 --> 00:45:27.202 [ Laughs ] 1130 00:45:27.202 --> 00:45:29.378 [ Scoff ] She's a mess. 1131 00:45:29.378 --> 00:45:30.989 ♪♪ 1132 00:45:30.989 --> 00:45:33.121 -[ Laughs ] -She's killed squirrels, dude. 1133 00:45:33.121 --> 00:45:34.427 -What?! -No! 1134 00:45:34.427 --> 00:45:35.427 She's killed three squirrels, yeah. 1135 00:45:35.427 --> 00:45:36.777 -Well, here? -Oh. 1136 00:45:36.777 --> 00:45:38.300 [ Laughing ] 1137 00:45:38.300 --> 00:45:40.780 -Take it back. -Put that dog down. 1138 00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:42.478 Woman: She licked her mouth right as you said that. 1139 00:45:42.478 --> 00:45:44.958 Look! Look! It's you. 1140 00:45:44.958 --> 00:45:47.222 Look! Look! [ Chuckle, tapping ] 1141 00:45:47.222 --> 00:45:49.007 She's like, "I don't care." 1142 00:45:49.007 --> 00:45:55.056 ♪♪ 1143 00:45:55.056 --> 00:45:56.275 -[ Laughs ] -Dano -- 1144 00:45:56.275 --> 00:45:57.666 I walked from this movie 1145 00:45:57.666 --> 00:46:00.365 with the most important life lesson -- 1146 00:46:00.365 --> 00:46:02.367 On the best jobs, you actually grow as a person. 1147 00:46:02.367 --> 00:46:05.458 -Yes. -Dano has a wonderful -- 1148 00:46:05.458 --> 00:46:07.025 I don't know if he intentionally did it. 1149 00:46:07.025 --> 00:46:09.592 -Mm-hmm. -But, anytime I'd jump 1150 00:46:09.592 --> 00:46:11.724 out of my manager bag, 1151 00:46:11.724 --> 00:46:13.465 Dano had this wonderful way of -- 1152 00:46:13.465 --> 00:46:16.164 He goes, "Nobody's saying no." -Yeah, no. 1153 00:46:16.164 --> 00:46:17.775 I'm not -- Listen, Kevin. -"I'm not saying no." 1154 00:46:17.775 --> 00:46:19.864 Kevin, I'm not saying no to you, 1155 00:46:19.864 --> 00:46:22.474 but I need to explain -- -Not just the sentiment, 1156 00:46:22.474 --> 00:46:26.043 but the arm touch that made me go, "Oh, my god. 1157 00:46:26.043 --> 00:46:27.827 I am behaving like a child, aren't I?" 1158 00:46:27.827 --> 00:46:31.266 'Cause only a child is like, "What do you mean, we can't?!" 1159 00:46:31.266 --> 00:46:34.487 And he's like, "I'm not saying no." 1160 00:46:34.487 --> 00:46:38.403 There are 9 days left to our show and we started with 21, 1161 00:46:38.403 --> 00:46:40.362 so, obviously, we're at less than half at this point. 1162 00:46:40.362 --> 00:46:43.800 I can do math, simple math. And simple math tells me 1163 00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:45.846 that it's all slipping away very quickly, 1164 00:46:45.846 --> 00:46:48.282 as it does every day in life and whatnot. 1165 00:46:48.282 --> 00:46:50.023 "Like sands through the hourglass, 1166 00:46:50.023 --> 00:46:51.373 these are the days of our lives." 1167 00:46:51.373 --> 00:46:53.157 My mother used to watch that soap opera. 1168 00:46:53.157 --> 00:46:55.463 But it's almost fucking done. 1169 00:46:55.463 --> 00:46:59.293 And I realize there have been times, 1170 00:46:59.293 --> 00:47:00.905 as we've been making the movie, 1171 00:47:00.905 --> 00:47:04.429 where, through stress of production or whatever, 1172 00:47:04.429 --> 00:47:09.000 that perhaps you've seen me jump out of my manager bag. 1173 00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:11.958 If you ever saw me get testy 1174 00:47:11.958 --> 00:47:14.831 with the man without whom we're not standing here, 1175 00:47:14.831 --> 00:47:16.268 the guy without whom I don't get 1176 00:47:16.268 --> 00:47:18.878 to make this journey, in the first place, 1177 00:47:18.878 --> 00:47:22.403 the guy who said funny shit to me when he was 16 years old 1178 00:47:22.403 --> 00:47:24.492 and I was like, "I could build an entire fucking career 1179 00:47:24.492 --> 00:47:26.668 on that and shit," 1180 00:47:26.668 --> 00:47:29.106 then, if I'm being testy to that guy, 1181 00:47:29.106 --> 00:47:30.150 then who the fuck am I? 1182 00:47:30.150 --> 00:47:32.632 So, it's not a big deal -- 1183 00:47:32.632 --> 00:47:34.547 It's not like people came up to me and said like, 1184 00:47:34.547 --> 00:47:37.289 "You should fucking say shit," but, I got a conscience 1185 00:47:37.289 --> 00:47:40.030 and as I sat there cutting footage, 1186 00:47:40.030 --> 00:47:42.467 I see a version of myself sometimes 1187 00:47:42.467 --> 00:47:46.123 that I'd prefer not to be, particularly when it comes 1188 00:47:46.123 --> 00:47:47.952 to my fucking good friend Jason Mewes. 1189 00:47:47.952 --> 00:47:49.431 So I just want to take a moment [ Applause ] 1190 00:47:49.431 --> 00:47:52.739 to apologize to Jason for any time 1191 00:47:52.739 --> 00:47:55.219 that I ever got short with him and stuff like that. 1192 00:47:55.219 --> 00:48:00.615 That's not the person he is to me and, sadly, it's -- 1193 00:48:00.615 --> 00:48:02.574 You know, you learn some shit about yourself in production 1194 00:48:02.574 --> 00:48:05.403 and what I learned is that, under stress, 1195 00:48:05.403 --> 00:48:08.146 I will target the people who are closest to me, 1196 00:48:08.146 --> 00:48:09.974 thinking like they can take it. 1197 00:48:09.974 --> 00:48:11.626 There's no reason in the world he should take it. 1198 00:48:11.626 --> 00:48:14.282 I wouldn't be here without him. So, I'm sorry, bro. 1199 00:48:14.282 --> 00:48:16.371 [ Applause ] 1200 00:48:16.371 --> 00:48:17.632 Now you make a speech! 1201 00:48:17.632 --> 00:48:19.157 [ Laughter ] 1202 00:48:19.157 --> 00:48:26.164 ♪♪ 1203 00:48:26.164 --> 00:48:29.557 ♪♪ 1204 00:48:29.557 --> 00:48:33.780 So, Brian's back and we're doing Brian in multiple roles. 1205 00:48:33.780 --> 00:48:39.742 So he starts the movie as Dante Hicks with a Van Dyke. 1206 00:48:39.742 --> 00:48:41.135 A lot of people are like, "Goatee!" 1207 00:48:41.135 --> 00:48:43.355 It's not a fucking goatee. It's a Van Dyke. 1208 00:48:43.355 --> 00:48:47.967 Then, he comes back as Grant Hicks, 1209 00:48:47.967 --> 00:48:53.016 the TV news journalist from "Dogma," 1210 00:48:53.016 --> 00:48:56.889 hence, all he has to do is shave this part, the Van Dyke, 1211 00:48:56.889 --> 00:48:59.588 and turn it into a mustache. 1212 00:48:59.588 --> 00:49:02.155 Then, he will shave it a third time 1213 00:49:02.155 --> 00:49:04.157 and take the mustache completely off 1214 00:49:04.157 --> 00:49:08.248 and he'll be playing Brian O'Halloran at the con. 1215 00:49:08.248 --> 00:49:11.469 What is it like to be the new Walt Flanagan, 1216 00:49:11.469 --> 00:49:14.820 the new Lon Chaney of the 21st century? 1217 00:49:14.820 --> 00:49:16.170 Well, I gotta say that, 1218 00:49:16.170 --> 00:49:17.431 when I first read the whole script 1219 00:49:17.431 --> 00:49:19.043 and saw the roles that were out there, 1220 00:49:19.043 --> 00:49:21.001 I'm like, "[ Gasp ] This is a perfect chance 1221 00:49:21.001 --> 00:49:23.916 to bring in every Hicks that ever lived!" 1222 00:49:23.916 --> 00:49:25.614 -This is the movie for it, man. -Right. 1223 00:49:25.614 --> 00:49:27.965 You know, there's so much going on in this, 1224 00:49:27.965 --> 00:49:30.184 like me playing three roles will be a blink in the eye, 1225 00:49:30.184 --> 00:49:32.230 compared to what else is going on in this film. 1226 00:49:32.230 --> 00:49:33.795 And will absolutely be delightful 1227 00:49:33.795 --> 00:49:35.972 for like true fans who are like, "There's Brian!" 1228 00:49:35.972 --> 00:49:37.452 There's Brian! There's Brian!" 1229 00:49:37.452 --> 00:49:39.367 Man, so it's totally worth doing it, 1230 00:49:39.367 --> 00:49:41.500 and Brian's cool about coming back 1231 00:49:41.500 --> 00:49:45.460 'cause we shot Dante and the exterior Quick Stop, 1232 00:49:45.460 --> 00:49:47.548 like week 1 or something like that. 1233 00:49:47.548 --> 00:49:50.248 So here we are in week 3 and he's back for this 1234 00:49:50.248 --> 00:49:52.423 and then you're back in week 4 for the con, man. 1235 00:49:52.423 --> 00:49:55.079 He's with us three of the four weeks we're shooting. 1236 00:49:55.079 --> 00:50:02.260 ♪♪ 1237 00:50:02.260 --> 00:50:05.436 ♪♪ 1238 00:50:05.436 --> 00:50:07.221 Is that too much, or is that cool? 1239 00:50:07.221 --> 00:50:08.570 -No, you wanna see that it's blowing. -Oh, my God! 1240 00:50:08.570 --> 00:50:10.398 You look like you fucking looked 10 years ago. 1241 00:50:10.398 --> 00:50:12.704 It's -- 1242 00:50:12.704 --> 00:50:15.315 -Oh, you're doing slow-motion on the whole dance? -Eddie? 1243 00:50:15.315 --> 00:50:16.838 -Oh, wow. Okay. -Yeah. What do you got? 1244 00:50:16.838 --> 00:50:26.284 ♪♪ 1245 00:50:26.284 --> 00:50:28.416 ♪♪ 1246 00:50:28.416 --> 00:50:30.157 [ Laughter ] Kevin: Beautiful. I'm happy. 1247 00:50:30.157 --> 00:50:32.028 Shannon came all the way from Africa 1248 00:50:32.028 --> 00:50:33.900 and fucking crushed it. Give it up for Shannon. 1249 00:50:33.900 --> 00:50:36.902 [ Cheering and applause ] 1250 00:50:41.472 --> 00:50:44.606 And there's somebody whose performance 1251 00:50:44.606 --> 00:50:48.001 was eerily convincing as he got railed from behind. 1252 00:50:48.001 --> 00:50:49.262 Give it up for Jason Mewes. 1253 00:50:49.262 --> 00:50:51.831 [ Cheering and applause ] 1254 00:50:51.831 --> 00:50:53.092 [ Laughs ] 1255 00:50:53.092 --> 00:50:54.702 [ Applause continues ] 1256 00:50:54.702 --> 00:50:57.532 And give it up for the dirty little cuck who watched, 1257 00:50:57.532 --> 00:50:59.143 Brian O'Halloran, man. 1258 00:50:59.143 --> 00:51:02.320 [ Cheering and applause ] 1259 00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:10.327 ♪♪ 1260 00:51:10.327 --> 00:51:12.894 ♪♪ 1261 00:51:12.894 --> 00:51:14.766 So today is airport day. 1262 00:51:14.766 --> 00:51:17.465 Look, this is the airport in New Orleans. 1263 00:51:17.465 --> 00:51:19.163 If you were to come in for Mardi Gras 1264 00:51:19.163 --> 00:51:20.641 or any other reason, man -- there's lots of reasons 1265 00:51:20.641 --> 00:51:22.469 to come to New Orleans, not just Mardi Gras. 1266 00:51:22.469 --> 00:51:23.949 But like let's say you were a college kid and you're like, 1267 00:51:23.949 --> 00:51:25.429 "Oh, I'm gonna get fucked up at Mardi Gras," 1268 00:51:25.429 --> 00:51:27.213 you come in this airport. 1269 00:51:27.213 --> 00:51:28.259 This ain't movie magic. 1270 00:51:28.259 --> 00:51:29.869 This is a real airport, man. 1271 00:51:29.869 --> 00:51:31.610 We flew in here to make the movie 1272 00:51:31.610 --> 00:51:34.003 and, now, we get to make the movie here at the airport. 1273 00:51:34.003 --> 00:51:38.659 So incredibly weird to be at the airport 1274 00:51:38.659 --> 00:51:41.793 with no travel agenda whatsoever, man. 1275 00:51:41.793 --> 00:51:43.925 We're gonna shoot some funny fucking shit. 1276 00:51:43.925 --> 00:51:52.586 ♪♪ 1277 00:51:52.586 --> 00:51:54.414 I'll get back there. 1278 00:51:54.414 --> 00:51:56.112 Bye! 1279 00:51:56.112 --> 00:51:57.375 Guy! 1280 00:51:57.375 --> 00:52:06.384 ♪♪ 1281 00:52:06.384 --> 00:52:11.389 ♪♪ 1282 00:52:11.389 --> 00:52:12.476 [ Clack ] 1283 00:52:12.476 --> 00:52:14.652 ♪♪ 1284 00:52:14.652 --> 00:52:16.742 Yeah? Fuck your airplane! 1285 00:52:16.742 --> 00:52:17.742 Alright. Bye-bye. 1286 00:52:17.742 --> 00:52:20.005 Bye, y'all. 1287 00:52:20.005 --> 00:52:21.268 Go fuck yourself. 1288 00:52:21.268 --> 00:52:22.313 Do it again under my breath. 1289 00:52:22.313 --> 00:52:23.400 Let me do it one more time. 1290 00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:28.492 [ Laughter ] 1291 00:52:28.492 --> 00:52:29.842 Those things, I kind of made up. 1292 00:52:29.842 --> 00:52:31.059 The great Molly Shannon! 1293 00:52:31.059 --> 00:52:32.800 [ Cheering and applause ] 1294 00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:40.418 ♪♪ 1295 00:52:40.418 --> 00:52:50.427 ♪♪ 1296 00:52:50.427 --> 00:52:52.646 ♪♪ 1297 00:52:52.646 --> 00:52:53.822 Wow. 1298 00:52:53.822 --> 00:53:03.702 ♪♪ 1299 00:53:03.702 --> 00:53:05.268 Here we are at Mooby's, 1300 00:53:05.268 --> 00:53:08.358 an eatery that absolutely exists in the real world. 1301 00:53:08.358 --> 00:53:10.490 It was once a beignet place. 1302 00:53:10.490 --> 00:53:13.320 Now, it serves fake burgers, all because of this man. 1303 00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:15.192 You crushed on movies. 1304 00:53:15.192 --> 00:53:16.367 -Thank you, sir. -How do you feel? 1305 00:53:16.367 --> 00:53:19.065 I feel like I did it. 1306 00:53:19.065 --> 00:53:21.110 I'm eating it. -That's damn skippy. 1307 00:53:21.110 --> 00:53:22.764 Now, there are three big showpieces 1308 00:53:22.764 --> 00:53:24.418 that you had to worry about this whole movie -- 1309 00:53:24.418 --> 00:53:26.724 the Quick Stop, which you crushed. 1310 00:53:26.724 --> 00:53:28.248 This, which you crushed. 1311 00:53:28.248 --> 00:53:30.380 All that's left is Chronic-Con. 1312 00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:32.338 How do you feel about that? 1313 00:53:32.338 --> 00:53:34.036 I feel like I'm gonna lose some sleep, still. 1314 00:53:34.036 --> 00:53:40.172 ♪♪ 1315 00:53:40.172 --> 00:53:41.478 Cigarettes? 1316 00:53:41.478 --> 00:53:42.610 We weren't smoking cigarettes, man. 1317 00:53:42.610 --> 00:53:44.786 We were smoking that weed! 1318 00:53:44.786 --> 00:53:47.746 You're smoking marijuana? 1319 00:53:47.746 --> 00:53:50.096 Oh! You guys are so brave! 1320 00:53:50.096 --> 00:53:52.402 Once again, you got busted by the cops, so. 1321 00:53:52.402 --> 00:53:54.099 I haven't tried weed my whole life. 1322 00:53:54.099 --> 00:53:56.929 "You guys are so brave." 1323 00:53:56.929 --> 00:53:58.974 Kevin really hangs out. 1324 00:53:58.974 --> 00:54:02.586 He like really is around, as opposed to just disappearing 1325 00:54:02.586 --> 00:54:04.849 behind a screen or a tent or something. 1326 00:54:04.849 --> 00:54:06.894 He's just there, which is great. 1327 00:54:06.894 --> 00:54:09.637 So the vibe is fantastic. 1328 00:54:09.637 --> 00:54:11.552 Now, what if the vibe was bad? 1329 00:54:11.552 --> 00:54:14.338 I would go like this. I'd go, 1330 00:54:14.338 --> 00:54:19.516 "It's, um, very interesting and... 1331 00:54:19.516 --> 00:54:21.431 sometimes we feed off the tension." 1332 00:54:21.431 --> 00:54:23.215 That's how I would present it. 1333 00:54:23.215 --> 00:54:25.610 I'd spin it into a positive, but that's what I would say. 1334 00:54:25.610 --> 00:54:28.134 [ Singing ] 1335 00:54:28.134 --> 00:54:32.181 Working with Jay -- because I know Kevin, 1336 00:54:32.181 --> 00:54:33.922 I was a little starstruck 1337 00:54:33.922 --> 00:54:38.231 because I see Jay as such a real character 1338 00:54:38.231 --> 00:54:41.626 that, watching him, I'm always like, "Is that guy real?" 1339 00:54:41.626 --> 00:54:43.367 'Cause just his style, the way he talks and stuff, 1340 00:54:43.367 --> 00:54:44.889 I'm like, "Is that accent real?" 1341 00:54:44.889 --> 00:54:47.588 So, meeting him -- I've never met him before -- 1342 00:54:47.588 --> 00:54:49.068 I was a little starstruck. 1343 00:54:49.068 --> 00:54:50.590 It was like seeing a unicorn or something. 1344 00:54:50.590 --> 00:54:52.550 I was like, "Wow. That's the actual guy," 1345 00:54:52.550 --> 00:54:55.204 and his hair really is long, 1346 00:54:55.204 --> 00:54:57.293 which is another weird thing, where I'm like, 1347 00:54:57.293 --> 00:54:59.164 "That must be a wig," and it was not a wig. 1348 00:54:59.164 --> 00:55:00.992 Two cameras. A-mark. [ Clack ] 1349 00:55:00.992 --> 00:55:02.690 B-mark. [ Clack ] 1350 00:55:02.690 --> 00:55:04.692 Somebody out here yell "action" for me, too, 1351 00:55:04.692 --> 00:55:05.954 so Kevin can hear it. 1352 00:55:10.436 --> 00:55:11.568 [ Metal clangs ] 1353 00:55:13.831 --> 00:55:15.659 And then... 1354 00:55:18.184 --> 00:55:20.054 'Cause you're wasting him so far away. 1355 00:55:20.054 --> 00:55:21.840 You know what I'm saying? -We got a pitch, real quick. 1356 00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:23.710 -Got a little pitch. -Mandel's got a pitch. 1357 00:55:23.710 --> 00:55:26.365 Eventually, take it right up to the window. 1358 00:55:26.365 --> 00:55:27.932 Go right up to the window, so you're like, 1359 00:55:27.932 --> 00:55:29.282 "Help me, help me." -And then, just before he's 1360 00:55:29.282 --> 00:55:31.152 about to pound, you guys grab him after that. 1361 00:55:31.152 --> 00:55:32.458 You could be screaming the whole time. 1362 00:55:32.458 --> 00:55:34.155 We'll just be oblivious. 1363 00:55:34.155 --> 00:55:35.679 -So no running -- -Start there. 1364 00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:36.855 Yeah, you could totally start there, 1365 00:55:36.855 --> 00:55:38.378 but eventually head up there. 1366 00:55:38.378 --> 00:55:42.077 Turn around and go this way. 1367 00:55:42.077 --> 00:55:43.601 What the hell?! 1368 00:55:43.601 --> 00:55:47.561 [ Shouting ] [ Music and singing ] 1369 00:55:47.561 --> 00:55:48.996 He was like, "Why don't you have him run up to the window?" 1370 00:55:48.996 --> 00:55:51.043 I was like, "Well, because I'm stupid." 1371 00:55:51.043 --> 00:55:53.088 And so that worked out very nicely. 1372 00:55:53.088 --> 00:55:54.175 Thank you. 1373 00:55:54.175 --> 00:55:56.440 ♪♪ 1374 00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:58.050 Hey, before we get going, man, 1375 00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:00.704 welcome to the family Kate Micucci, 1376 00:56:00.704 --> 00:56:02.576 ladies and gentlemen! [ Cheering and applause ] 1377 00:56:02.576 --> 00:56:04.577 It's a great time. There's a lot of cheering that happens. 1378 00:56:04.577 --> 00:56:06.492 There's a lotta like, "Here we go! 1379 00:56:06.492 --> 00:56:07.972 Let's give it up for like so-and-so." 1380 00:56:07.972 --> 00:56:09.626 Like, you get pumped up in a way that like, 1381 00:56:09.626 --> 00:56:10.889 before you have every take, 1382 00:56:10.889 --> 00:56:12.498 you're like feeling like a million bucks, 1383 00:56:12.498 --> 00:56:14.980 and that's kind of special. [ Chuckle ] 1384 00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:16.460 Unh-unh. 1385 00:56:16.460 --> 00:56:19.331 You did not just offer me your old-man dick! 1386 00:56:19.331 --> 00:56:21.813 Okay, fine! 1387 00:56:21.813 --> 00:56:23.074 Whip it out! Come on! 1388 00:56:23.074 --> 00:56:24.554 I wanna show you a magic trick 1389 00:56:24.554 --> 00:56:26.731 where I take one cock and make two dicks! 1390 00:56:26.731 --> 00:56:27.905 Miss McKenzie! 1391 00:56:27.905 --> 00:56:30.038 What the fuck is going on here? 1392 00:56:30.038 --> 00:56:33.215 This old fool just eggplanted me! 1393 00:56:33.215 --> 00:56:36.175 I'm 47, and I have no idea what that means. 1394 00:56:36.175 --> 00:56:38.655 One of my favorite moments of "Reboot" 1395 00:56:38.655 --> 00:56:41.614 was being able to give Silent Bob 1396 00:56:41.614 --> 00:56:44.748 his first on-screen kiss, as Miss McKenzie, 1397 00:56:44.748 --> 00:56:47.141 so, 1398 00:56:47.141 --> 00:56:49.623 that was funny. 1399 00:56:49.623 --> 00:56:52.670 So, tonight, we made history 1400 00:56:52.670 --> 00:56:55.454 on the set of "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot." 1401 00:56:55.454 --> 00:56:59.632 I've been playing this character for 25 years. 1402 00:56:59.632 --> 00:57:03.768 Silent Bob has never had an on-screen kiss, 1403 00:57:03.768 --> 00:57:06.335 with the exception of the -- Where are you going? 1404 00:57:06.335 --> 00:57:08.336 Get the fuck in here. -I didn't know that you were shooting. 1405 00:57:08.336 --> 00:57:10.034 I like -- -We were waiting 1406 00:57:10.034 --> 00:57:11.036 -I didn't see the microphone. -for you. 1407 00:57:11.036 --> 00:57:12.036 We set it up so you could 1408 00:57:12.036 --> 00:57:14.648 dramatically enter and shit. 1409 00:57:14.648 --> 00:57:16.780 Married to the world's worst filmmaker. 1410 00:57:16.780 --> 00:57:19.304 -Amateur! -Total amateur, am I right? 1411 00:57:19.304 --> 00:57:21.525 I'm just kidding. I wasn't talking about Jen. 1412 00:57:21.525 --> 00:57:23.135 He was yelling at me to come outside. 1413 00:57:23.135 --> 00:57:24.570 I didn't know that -- -May I go back to my piece? 1414 00:57:24.570 --> 00:57:26.311 -No. -Silent Bob 1415 00:57:26.311 --> 00:57:28.661 -[ Laughs ] -never had an on-screen kiss. 1416 00:57:28.661 --> 00:57:32.360 Once, Suzanne the orangutan kissed him, 1417 00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:34.320 at the end of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." 1418 00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:36.190 And, if you watch the face of the actor 1419 00:57:36.190 --> 00:57:37.802 playing the character Silent Bob 1420 00:57:37.802 --> 00:57:40.108 when that orangutan goes in for the kiss -- 1421 00:57:40.108 --> 00:57:41.980 sheer terror. 1422 00:57:41.980 --> 00:57:43.981 No performance. 1423 00:57:43.981 --> 00:57:46.853 Tonight was the exact same thing 1424 00:57:46.853 --> 00:57:49.509 because Silent Bob had his first on-screen kiss 1425 00:57:49.509 --> 00:57:52.469 with a human being and it was sheer terror. 1426 00:57:52.469 --> 00:57:54.034 It was almost the same expression. 1427 00:57:54.034 --> 00:57:57.690 But the good news is the kiss was with her, 1428 00:57:57.690 --> 00:58:00.824 so I've had tons of fucking practice, man. 1429 00:58:00.824 --> 00:58:02.827 My wife, Jennifer. Say hello. 1430 00:58:02.827 --> 00:58:05.393 -Hello. -So Jen comes back -- 1431 00:58:05.393 --> 00:58:06.612 Okay, well, why were you scared 1432 00:58:06.612 --> 00:58:10.704 about the on-screen kiss with me? 1433 00:58:10.704 --> 00:58:14.186 The beat was played with -- Just shut the fuck up. 1434 00:58:14.186 --> 00:58:15.753 Oh, my God. You're ruining everything. 1435 00:58:15.753 --> 00:58:17.101 Stand here and just look pretty. 1436 00:58:17.101 --> 00:58:18.451 Fuck. -[ Gasp ] 1437 00:58:18.451 --> 00:58:20.583 You stand here and just look pretty. 1438 00:58:20.583 --> 00:58:22.802 -Anyway. -Knock that cap off your head 1439 00:58:22.802 --> 00:58:23.804 -Don't do it. -and see what happens. 1440 00:58:23.804 --> 00:58:24.849 The hair comes with it. 1441 00:58:24.849 --> 00:58:26.371 Don't do it. 1442 00:58:26.371 --> 00:58:28.416 Tonight, we kissed. Although, now, 1443 00:58:28.416 --> 00:58:32.856 I'm fucking starting to have regrets and second feelings -- 1444 00:58:32.856 --> 00:58:35.206 I don't wanna -- So fucking -- 1445 00:58:35.206 --> 00:58:36.990 Anyway, we kissed. -I have a question. 1446 00:58:36.990 --> 00:58:38.557 Come on in. 1447 00:58:38.557 --> 00:58:40.298 I see there's a question from the audience. 1448 00:58:40.298 --> 00:58:42.474 Yes, young stranger. 1449 00:58:42.474 --> 00:58:43.954 Do you feel like it was more terrifying 1450 00:58:43.954 --> 00:58:46.130 getting ready to do your first on-screen kiss 1451 00:58:46.130 --> 00:58:48.699 with a lady, being your wife, 1452 00:58:48.699 --> 00:58:50.614 or watching your wife 1453 00:58:50.614 --> 00:58:52.572 make out with someone else? 1454 00:58:52.572 --> 00:58:55.139 'Cause I think it was more horrifying, 1455 00:58:55.139 --> 00:58:56.532 the latter. Is that correct? 1456 00:58:56.532 --> 00:58:58.273 Did I say it right, the latter? 1457 00:58:58.273 --> 00:58:59.579 So what, because she made out 1458 00:58:59.579 --> 00:59:01.014 with Brian O'Halloran in "Clerks"? 1459 00:59:01.014 --> 00:59:02.755 Yeah, it upset me to see that. 1460 00:59:02.755 --> 00:59:04.889 Even though it was acting, it was acting, 1461 00:59:04.889 --> 00:59:06.978 but, you know, I didn't wanna see that. 1462 00:59:06.978 --> 00:59:11.635 I don't -- So wait, the root of your question is what? 1463 00:59:11.635 --> 00:59:13.679 Would I rather watch her make out with Brian O'Halloran 1464 00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:15.813 or make out with myself? 1465 00:59:15.813 --> 00:59:17.161 The answer is -- -No. What was more terrifying? 1466 00:59:17.161 --> 00:59:19.164 What was more terrifying, your first kiss? 1467 00:59:19.164 --> 00:59:21.253 You said you were terrified. -Why was I -- 1468 00:59:21.253 --> 00:59:23.994 There was no -- I was terrified when I had to kiss the orangutan 1469 00:59:23.994 --> 00:59:25.735 'cause I thought it was gonna eat my face, 1470 00:59:25.735 --> 00:59:27.259 but here I wasn't terrified at all. 1471 00:59:27.259 --> 00:59:29.739 I've got 20 years' practice 1472 00:59:29.739 --> 00:59:32.699 macking on this fine piece of woman. 1473 00:59:32.699 --> 00:59:34.701 Oh. [ Chuckling ] 1474 00:59:34.701 --> 00:59:37.574 So, yeah, it was like it was typecasting. 1475 00:59:37.574 --> 00:59:39.139 There was no acting, whatsoever. 1476 00:59:39.139 --> 00:59:40.967 They said, "Action," and I wasn't acting. 1477 00:59:40.967 --> 00:59:42.840 It was all real. 1478 00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:45.364 He was no vegan in that situation. 1479 00:59:45.364 --> 00:59:47.583 End of story. -No vegan? 1480 00:59:47.583 --> 00:59:49.237 Yeah, he was kissing 1481 00:59:49.237 --> 00:59:51.849 -Hey. -girls. 1482 00:59:51.849 --> 00:59:52.980 -You wanted to go someplace -Girls? 1483 00:59:52.980 --> 00:59:54.155 -so fucking dirty -Girls? 1484 00:59:54.155 --> 00:59:55.722 -and you forgot my wife -Girls?! 1485 00:59:55.722 --> 00:59:57.811 -was standing right there. -I forgot #MeMewes. 1486 00:59:57.811 --> 00:59:59.159 Yeah. Fuck. 1487 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:08.909 ♪♪ 1488 01:00:08.909 --> 01:00:11.041 Alright, Fred, here we go. Thank you for waiting. 1489 01:00:11.041 --> 01:00:12.695 Alright, everybody, Fred Armisen on the roof! 1490 01:00:12.695 --> 01:00:15.132 [ Cheering and applause ] 1491 01:00:15.132 --> 01:00:16.873 ♪♪ 1492 01:00:16.873 --> 01:00:20.442 Chris, stand by. Ready? Here we go. 1493 01:00:20.442 --> 01:00:23.663 Now, this upper hand is holding some scalding-hot 1494 01:00:23.663 --> 01:00:25.403 hater! tots! 1495 01:00:25.403 --> 01:00:30.539 [ Laughter ] 1496 01:00:30.539 --> 01:00:32.324 It's the end of week 3, man. 1497 01:00:32.324 --> 01:00:35.369 Three weeks into this bitch and, now, it's all fucking over. 1498 01:00:35.369 --> 01:00:37.894 I have so much footage I could cut. 1499 01:00:37.894 --> 01:00:41.768 We've now shot more of the movie than not 1500 01:00:41.768 --> 01:00:44.204 and all that's left is the third act, man. 1501 01:00:44.204 --> 01:00:47.643 All next week, and then, a few days after that, 1502 01:00:47.643 --> 01:00:50.342 we'll be doing the Chronic-Con. 1503 01:00:50.342 --> 01:00:53.170 So, this is it, man. 1504 01:00:53.170 --> 01:00:54.302 I'm eating it. 1505 01:00:54.302 --> 01:00:59.612 ♪♪ 1506 01:00:59.612 --> 01:01:05.096 Playing with our continuity, you know, was -- 1507 01:01:05.096 --> 01:01:07.880 We'd play pretty strict, and then fast and loose. 1508 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:10.927 People would always come to me and, "What about this?" 1509 01:01:10.927 --> 01:01:13.146 I'm like, "No, no, no. That happened to these people." 1510 01:01:13.146 --> 01:01:14.931 Like, somebody at Chronic-Con 1511 01:01:14.931 --> 01:01:18.108 was carrying a copy of "Mallrats" 1512 01:01:18.108 --> 01:01:19.936 and, you know, I saw it in the frame and I was like, 1513 01:01:19.936 --> 01:01:22.679 "No. 'Mallrats' is the story of their lives. 1514 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:25.420 'Mallrats' can't happen here." 1515 01:01:25.420 --> 01:01:29.380 You know, since Kevin Smith is a character in the movie, 1516 01:01:29.380 --> 01:01:32.427 that complicates things even more 'cause it's like, 1517 01:01:32.427 --> 01:01:34.298 well, we all know Kevin Smith made "Mallrats," 1518 01:01:34.298 --> 01:01:35.778 but in the world of View Askew, 1519 01:01:35.778 --> 01:01:38.695 in the View Askewniverse, Kevin Smith didn't. 1520 01:01:38.695 --> 01:01:48.704 ♪♪ 1521 01:01:48.704 --> 01:01:52.708 ♪♪ 1522 01:01:52.708 --> 01:01:54.492 -Alright. Now -- -Folks, we're about to take 1523 01:01:54.492 --> 01:01:56.016 a look at the future, man. 1524 01:01:56.016 --> 01:01:57.322 Give it up for the folks we're gonna spend 1525 01:01:57.322 --> 01:01:58.976 the first part of the morning with. 1526 01:01:58.976 --> 01:02:00.717 [ Cheering and applause ] Diedrich Bader's here, man! 1527 01:02:00.717 --> 01:02:04.329 Returning royalty from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." 1528 01:02:04.329 --> 01:02:06.940 And then behind him, out that door, there's Keith Coogan. 1529 01:02:06.940 --> 01:02:08.289 -What?! -Keith Coogan's here, man. 1530 01:02:08.289 --> 01:02:10.596 [ Applause ] 1531 01:02:10.596 --> 01:02:13.032 And, of course, as always, Jason Mewes. 1532 01:02:13.032 --> 01:02:15.643 [ Cheering and applause ] 1533 01:02:15.643 --> 01:02:16.820 Alright. So. 1534 01:02:16.820 --> 01:02:18.646 [ Laughing ] 1535 01:02:18.646 --> 01:02:21.519 Right? 1536 01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:23.956 I've been on a bunch of cult movies 1537 01:02:23.956 --> 01:02:26.438 and it's really fun to be a part of that 1538 01:02:26.438 --> 01:02:29.353 because people that love it truly love it. 1539 01:02:29.353 --> 01:02:32.096 It's really genuine and sweet and it's a lovely thing 1540 01:02:32.096 --> 01:02:33.793 because here's the thing about Kevin. 1541 01:02:33.793 --> 01:02:36.143 Everything that he does really comes from his heart. 1542 01:02:36.143 --> 01:02:39.494 He's a genuinely nice person and so, 1543 01:02:39.494 --> 01:02:41.800 when he talks about cons 1544 01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:44.585 and about people that come to Comic-Con, 1545 01:02:44.585 --> 01:02:46.762 it comes from a place of real love and respect 1546 01:02:46.762 --> 01:02:49.329 and it's not to make fun of these people, 1547 01:02:49.329 --> 01:02:52.159 but it's to have fun with them. 1548 01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:54.378 Jay and Silent Bob are still so appealing 1549 01:02:54.378 --> 01:02:59.340 because they are the everyman and every fan can crawl in 1550 01:02:59.340 --> 01:03:03.780 and be like Jay and Silent Bob because they don't understand 1551 01:03:03.780 --> 01:03:05.302 that they're the heroes of the piece. 1552 01:03:05.302 --> 01:03:06.608 [ Laughing ] 1553 01:03:06.608 --> 01:03:07.652 Still got it! 1554 01:03:07.652 --> 01:03:09.175 I know. I know. 1555 01:03:09.175 --> 01:03:10.307 Hilarious. 1556 01:03:10.307 --> 01:03:18.577 ♪♪ 1557 01:03:18.577 --> 01:03:22.668 This is a panel room at Blunt-Con, man. 1558 01:03:22.668 --> 01:03:26.932 Like I've sat on many a panel over my professional career 1559 01:03:26.932 --> 01:03:30.153 as Kevin Smith and this is what it looks like, so, 1560 01:03:30.153 --> 01:03:31.981 in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," 1561 01:03:31.981 --> 01:03:34.635 we took you into one part of my world, 1562 01:03:34.635 --> 01:03:38.030 which was moviemaking, so we went to Miramax Studios 1563 01:03:38.030 --> 01:03:41.121 and busted in on various movies getting made. 1564 01:03:41.121 --> 01:03:42.688 In "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot," 1565 01:03:42.688 --> 01:03:45.342 we enter my other world, which is con world. 1566 01:03:45.342 --> 01:03:46.648 The first "Jay and Silent Bob," 1567 01:03:46.648 --> 01:03:49.128 I remember we did it in L.A. 1568 01:03:49.128 --> 01:03:50.347 I remembered it was one afternoon. 1569 01:03:50.347 --> 01:03:51.523 One afternoon. 1570 01:03:51.523 --> 01:03:53.481 And I must say, 1571 01:03:53.481 --> 01:03:54.918 based on the amount of time 1572 01:03:54.918 --> 01:03:57.050 it took to shoot that movie, the response -- 1573 01:03:57.050 --> 01:03:58.530 Versus the response. 1574 01:03:58.530 --> 01:04:02.186 The ratio of work to response is -- Yeah. 1575 01:04:02.186 --> 01:04:03.708 It's the most outsized 1576 01:04:03.708 --> 01:04:05.188 of any project I've ever done. 1577 01:04:05.188 --> 01:04:06.494 I get a lotta "Jay and Silent Bob" as well. 1578 01:04:06.494 --> 01:04:08.192 -Same. Same. -Yeah. It's pretty crazy. 1579 01:04:08.192 --> 01:04:10.802 I mean, Kevin has the best fans in the world, right? 1580 01:04:10.802 --> 01:04:14.327 Like the most dedicated, 1581 01:04:14.327 --> 01:04:16.503 will go see anything he does. 1582 01:04:16.503 --> 01:04:17.940 They love him. It's amazing. 1583 01:04:17.940 --> 01:04:20.378 Best fans in the world, except for my fans. 1584 01:04:20.378 --> 01:04:22.206 [ Laughing ] 1585 01:04:22.206 --> 01:04:23.380 Love you. 1586 01:04:23.380 --> 01:04:26.297 My fans suck because 1587 01:04:26.297 --> 01:04:30.213 any fan of mine must be a complete moron, so -- 1588 01:04:30.213 --> 01:04:31.867 I've been literally waiting for them to do 1589 01:04:31.867 --> 01:04:35.653 a "Jay and Silent Bob" reboot for 13 years. 1590 01:04:35.653 --> 01:04:37.090 I was like, "They're never going to," 1591 01:04:37.090 --> 01:04:38.612 but I've just basically been waiting 1592 01:04:38.612 --> 01:04:40.398 for the phone to ring, for this reason. 1593 01:04:40.398 --> 01:04:43.096 -Just kept his schedule clear. -Clear. 1594 01:04:43.096 --> 01:04:44.228 Man: Oh! 1595 01:04:44.228 --> 01:04:49.668 ♪♪ 1596 01:04:49.668 --> 01:04:52.800 Kevin: They came allthe way from fucking New Jersey, man. 1597 01:04:52.800 --> 01:04:54.934 Give it up for Bryan, Walt, Ming, and Mike. [ Whistling ] 1598 01:04:54.934 --> 01:04:58.590 [ Cheering and applause ] 1599 01:04:58.590 --> 01:05:00.809 Why is Hollywood so infatuated 1600 01:05:00.809 --> 01:05:03.594 with the reboot thing, the remake? 1601 01:05:03.594 --> 01:05:05.597 I personally think it boils down to two things -- 1602 01:05:05.597 --> 01:05:07.815 one, money, just easy money... -Okay. 1603 01:05:07.815 --> 01:05:09.775 ...and two, there are no original ideas anymore. 1604 01:05:09.775 --> 01:05:12.081 There were never any original ideas, but -- 1605 01:05:12.081 --> 01:05:14.518 No, I think that's the answer 1606 01:05:14.518 --> 01:05:15.737 that everybody likes to give 1607 01:05:15.737 --> 01:05:17.130 and bash Hollywood. 1608 01:05:17.130 --> 01:05:18.436 Everybody's always bashing Hollywood. 1609 01:05:18.436 --> 01:05:21.090 Poor Hollywood, right? What did they ever do? 1610 01:05:21.090 --> 01:05:23.266 I think it's genius that he's taking the reboot 1611 01:05:23.266 --> 01:05:25.965 into his own hands and kind of mocking it. 1612 01:05:25.965 --> 01:05:29.012 Yeah. As only Kevin Smith can... 1613 01:05:29.012 --> 01:05:30.751 -Yeah. -...which is kind of awesome. 1614 01:05:30.751 --> 01:05:32.797 ♪♪ 1615 01:05:32.797 --> 01:05:34.755 Mark! [ Clack ] 1616 01:05:34.755 --> 01:05:43.199 ♪♪ 1617 01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:48.987 ♪♪ 1618 01:05:48.987 --> 01:05:54.688 So, in the flick, we got to do a "Clerks" scene 1619 01:05:54.688 --> 01:05:58.518 and bring everybody back for a "Clerks" panel 1620 01:05:58.518 --> 01:06:02.958 at Chronic-Con and it was surreal and wonderful 1621 01:06:02.958 --> 01:06:05.873 because, 26 years after we made that movie, 1622 01:06:05.873 --> 01:06:07.963 here we all are, making another movie. 1623 01:06:07.963 --> 01:06:09.574 It's kinda nuts and stuff. So it was great 1624 01:06:09.574 --> 01:06:11.967 and it was one of the only special effects shots 1625 01:06:11.967 --> 01:06:14.360 in the entire movie, which is ironic 1626 01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:17.016 because the first movie was made for like 27 grand. 1627 01:06:17.016 --> 01:06:21.367 The shot of the "Clerks" crew in this movie 1628 01:06:21.367 --> 01:06:23.501 cost more than "Clerks" cost.[ Laughs ] 1629 01:06:23.501 --> 01:06:32.117 ♪♪ 1630 01:06:32.117 --> 01:06:35.599 Okay, so this is Chronic-Con, which is -- 1631 01:06:35.599 --> 01:06:39.690 the idea is that, in the movie, 1632 01:06:39.690 --> 01:06:44.217 "Bluntman and Chronic" was a real movie back in 2001, 1633 01:06:44.217 --> 01:06:45.523 built a small fan base, 1634 01:06:45.523 --> 01:06:48.351 and resulted in this Chronic-Con. 1635 01:06:48.351 --> 01:06:52.268 A bunch of fans put on a convention based 1636 01:06:52.268 --> 01:06:54.400 around love of this old movie. 1637 01:06:54.400 --> 01:06:56.621 But how we got to Chronic-Con was more -- 1638 01:06:56.621 --> 01:06:58.840 It wasn't my first idea. 1639 01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:00.581 Originally, Jay and Silent Bob 1640 01:07:00.581 --> 01:07:02.800 were headed to Comic-Con, in San Diego, 1641 01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:04.541 and then I started thinking about it logically 1642 01:07:04.541 --> 01:07:08.632 and I was like, "I can't get the licenses for 'Batman,' 1643 01:07:08.632 --> 01:07:11.288 'Spiderman,' 'Wonder Woman,'" 1644 01:07:11.288 --> 01:07:13.028 blah blah blah, anything, you know, 'Avatar,' 1645 01:07:13.028 --> 01:07:15.422 anything you would like to see at a real con." 1646 01:07:15.422 --> 01:07:17.119 If you go to San Diego Comic-Con, 1647 01:07:17.119 --> 01:07:19.860 you see a bunch of fucking IP, intellectual property, 1648 01:07:19.860 --> 01:07:22.951 and I couldn't pull that off, so I started thinking like, 1649 01:07:22.951 --> 01:07:25.041 "Well, if I can't get, like, licenses for everything, 1650 01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:26.563 how can I do a con?" 1651 01:07:26.563 --> 01:07:27.826 I said, "You got some. 1652 01:07:27.826 --> 01:07:29.784 You own some IP. 1653 01:07:29.784 --> 01:07:31.481 You know, why don't you use yours?" 1654 01:07:31.481 --> 01:07:33.135 So, suddenly, it shifted 1655 01:07:33.135 --> 01:07:35.615 to Chronic-Con instead of Comic-Con 1656 01:07:35.615 --> 01:07:38.793 and, suddenly, the plot of the movie shifted along with it 1657 01:07:38.793 --> 01:07:41.273 and stuff, so necessity being the mother of invention, 1658 01:07:41.273 --> 01:07:43.275 I didn't do all this 'cause I'm like, 1659 01:07:43.275 --> 01:07:46.148 "I just wanna walk into a room filled with thousands of me." 1660 01:07:46.148 --> 01:07:47.932 No. We're only doing this 1661 01:07:47.932 --> 01:07:52.938 because this is ultimately, ironically enough, cheaper. 1662 01:07:52.938 --> 01:07:54.896 That is fucking phenomenal. 1663 01:07:54.896 --> 01:07:55.896 Look at that. Show that. 1664 01:07:55.896 --> 01:07:57.811 Look at this! 1665 01:07:57.811 --> 01:07:59.900 Fuck, I love that, man. 1666 01:07:59.900 --> 01:08:01.077 That's amazing. 1667 01:08:01.077 --> 01:08:02.860 All sorts of variations 1668 01:08:02.860 --> 01:08:04.340 of Jays and Silent Bobs 1669 01:08:04.340 --> 01:08:07.083 and whatnot, so it's kooky. 1670 01:08:07.083 --> 01:08:15.481 ♪♪ 1671 01:08:15.481 --> 01:08:16.569 -Morning. -Shit. 1672 01:08:16.569 --> 01:08:18.354 [ Laughter ] 1673 01:08:18.354 --> 01:08:21.444 ♪♪ 1674 01:08:21.444 --> 01:08:24.838 [ Laughs ] 1675 01:08:24.838 --> 01:08:26.405 And this is not? 1676 01:08:26.405 --> 01:08:27.929 Yeah. [ Indistinct ] 1677 01:08:27.929 --> 01:08:31.019 -And this is also not? -This is also not. 1678 01:08:31.019 --> 01:08:33.805 Fuck that take. Fuck it! 1679 01:08:33.805 --> 01:08:35.632 Fudge this. Too much information. 1680 01:08:35.632 --> 01:08:37.373 The camera loves you, Jay. 1681 01:08:37.373 --> 01:08:41.943 ♪♪ 1682 01:08:41.943 --> 01:08:45.163 This time around, you know, 1683 01:08:45.163 --> 01:08:46.512 I think, if people had shown up 1684 01:08:46.512 --> 01:08:48.775 and we just kind of gave them the show 1685 01:08:48.775 --> 01:08:50.822 that we told them we were making, which was like, 1686 01:08:50.822 --> 01:08:54.172 "They go to Hollywood to stop the movie, again," 1687 01:08:54.172 --> 01:08:56.087 it would've been, you know, disappointing. 1688 01:08:56.087 --> 01:08:57.742 I think people would've been like, "Oh. Oh. 1689 01:08:57.742 --> 01:08:59.046 It is actually the same movie. 1690 01:08:59.046 --> 01:09:00.832 I thought you were joking around." 1691 01:09:00.832 --> 01:09:02.485 Instead, we kinda give them something -- 1692 01:09:02.485 --> 01:09:03.835 We give them the feels. 1693 01:09:03.835 --> 01:09:07.664 [ Tender tune plays ] 1694 01:09:07.664 --> 01:09:10.711 ♪♪ 1695 01:09:10.711 --> 01:09:12.060 [ Sniffle ] 1696 01:09:12.060 --> 01:09:17.891 ♪♪ 1697 01:09:17.891 --> 01:09:19.632 I love laughing, don't get me wrong, 1698 01:09:19.632 --> 01:09:22.896 but to feel shit? That's everything. 1699 01:09:22.896 --> 01:09:25.203 Like not just feel happy through laughter, 1700 01:09:25.203 --> 01:09:29.033 but just to feel something that's quasi-real, 1701 01:09:29.033 --> 01:09:30.862 something that pulls your fucking heartstrings, 1702 01:09:30.862 --> 01:09:33.560 the kind of shit that makes you scream out during, 1703 01:09:33.560 --> 01:09:35.693 you know, an "Avengers" movie or something like that. 1704 01:09:35.693 --> 01:09:38.738 That's where my head is, these days. 1705 01:09:38.738 --> 01:09:41.480 Um, 1706 01:09:41.480 --> 01:09:43.875 I don't know a lotta stuff, okay? 1707 01:09:43.875 --> 01:09:48.095 But I do know this, is 1708 01:09:48.095 --> 01:09:49.967 you're a great fucking kid 1709 01:09:49.967 --> 01:09:51.796 and some asshole 1710 01:09:51.796 --> 01:09:53.319 [ Crying ] really missed out 1711 01:09:53.319 --> 01:09:54.712 on being your dad. 1712 01:09:54.712 --> 01:09:58.845 ♪♪ 1713 01:09:58.845 --> 01:09:59.934 [ Crying ] Thanks. 1714 01:09:59.934 --> 01:10:06.027 ♪♪ 1715 01:10:06.027 --> 01:10:07.028 Woman: Oh, my God, you guys. 1716 01:10:07.028 --> 01:10:08.813 That's wonderful. 1717 01:10:08.813 --> 01:10:10.162 What a great scene. 1718 01:10:10.162 --> 01:10:11.423 To be able to pull that off 1719 01:10:11.423 --> 01:10:13.078 with those fucking characters, 1720 01:10:13.078 --> 01:10:15.515 that's a fucking magic trick. 1721 01:10:15.515 --> 01:10:17.342 They'll never give me an award for that 1722 01:10:17.342 --> 01:10:19.953 and I don't give a shit 'cause that's what fucking matters. 1723 01:10:21.826 --> 01:10:25.264 You're very, very great at your job, Mewes. 1724 01:10:30.661 --> 01:10:31.704 Wow. 1725 01:10:31.704 --> 01:10:33.445 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God. 1726 01:10:33.445 --> 01:10:34.838 Oh, my God. 1727 01:10:37.363 --> 01:10:38.798 "Oh, that's good. That almost made me cry," 1728 01:10:38.798 --> 01:10:40.060 and I was like, "What good writing," 1729 01:10:40.060 --> 01:10:41.149 and I remembered I wrote it. 1730 01:10:41.149 --> 01:10:42.324 [ Laughter ] 1731 01:10:42.324 --> 01:10:45.588 -Wow. -Yeah, right? Yeah? 1732 01:10:45.588 --> 01:10:48.809 -Welcome to my life. -I need to step away from that. 1733 01:10:48.809 --> 01:10:50.898 Not all of us are in the new Quentin Tarantino movie. 1734 01:10:50.898 --> 01:10:53.684 Some of us have to seek for our glory where we can find it. 1735 01:10:53.684 --> 01:10:55.947 Hey, sir. You get plenty of compliments. 1736 01:10:55.947 --> 01:10:57.252 Let's settle down, now. 1737 01:10:57.252 --> 01:10:58.819 I don't think Tarantino shot a scene 1738 01:10:58.819 --> 01:11:02.345 with two other Tarantinos walking around in costume. 1739 01:11:02.345 --> 01:11:03.868 Well, this is only his ninth film. 1740 01:11:03.868 --> 01:11:06.217 Give him to the tenth. -Marker! 1741 01:11:06.217 --> 01:11:07.350 [ Clack ] 1742 01:11:07.350 --> 01:11:11.310 ♪♪ 1743 01:11:11.310 --> 01:11:13.269 Alright, guys. Let's get going, please. 1744 01:11:13.269 --> 01:11:14.356 Pictures next. 1745 01:11:14.356 --> 01:11:17.055 ♪♪ 1746 01:11:17.055 --> 01:11:19.926 [ Laughing, clap ] 1747 01:11:19.926 --> 01:11:22.712 As sort of an inside joke to those who know, 1748 01:11:22.712 --> 01:11:25.237 I play a character called Ted Underhill 1749 01:11:25.237 --> 01:11:28.413 and the boys steal my credit card number 1750 01:11:28.413 --> 01:11:31.461 to use throughout the remainder of the film, so, 1751 01:11:31.461 --> 01:11:33.244 you'll only see me for a short time, 1752 01:11:33.244 --> 01:11:35.465 but I live on throughout the film. 1753 01:11:35.465 --> 01:11:39.295 My first pet was Bingo! 1754 01:11:39.295 --> 01:11:41.296 I don't know. 7 inches! 1755 01:11:41.296 --> 01:11:43.429 [ Laughing ] 1756 01:11:43.429 --> 01:11:45.170 Alright. 1757 01:11:45.170 --> 01:11:49.087 Yeah, I'll hold. 1758 01:11:49.087 --> 01:11:51.742 [ Scat singing ] 1759 01:11:51.742 --> 01:11:52.829 Cut. 1760 01:11:52.829 --> 01:11:56.529 [ Laughter and applause ] 1761 01:11:56.529 --> 01:11:57.877 After Kevin's heart attack, 1762 01:11:57.877 --> 01:11:59.618 I think everyone is just so happy 1763 01:11:59.618 --> 01:12:02.578 to be working with him again and to be around him again 1764 01:12:02.578 --> 01:12:06.496 and it's such a joyous experience 1765 01:12:06.496 --> 01:12:09.280 and, such a great victory lap for two great characters 1766 01:12:09.280 --> 01:12:11.457 from Kevin's films to come back in this way, 1767 01:12:11.457 --> 01:12:15.113 so, just that he asked me to be part of it is huge. 1768 01:12:15.113 --> 01:12:17.724 That is a picture wrap on Ralph Garman... 1769 01:12:17.724 --> 01:12:19.073 -Yay! -...ladies and gentlemen! 1770 01:12:19.073 --> 01:12:22.207 [ Applause ] 1771 01:12:22.207 --> 01:12:25.166 Let's slide that speed over about like 3 feet? 1772 01:12:25.166 --> 01:12:28.734 ♪♪ 1773 01:12:28.734 --> 01:12:30.301 -What time is it? -2:35. 1774 01:12:30.301 --> 01:12:32.957 2:35?! What a horrible thing to do to an actor, 1775 01:12:32.957 --> 01:12:35.262 but if there is anyactor who can handle it, 1776 01:12:35.262 --> 01:12:36.787 it's Dan Fogler. 1777 01:12:36.787 --> 01:12:37.917 Give it up for him, ladies and gentlemen. 1778 01:12:37.917 --> 01:12:40.006 [ Cheering and applause ] 1779 01:12:40.006 --> 01:12:41.007 Bee! 1780 01:12:41.007 --> 01:12:43.054 Bee bee! 1781 01:12:43.054 --> 01:12:44.315 [ Thud ] Ooh! 1782 01:12:44.315 --> 01:12:45.796 Security! 1783 01:12:45.796 --> 01:12:47.405 [ Quiet laughter ] 1784 01:12:47.405 --> 01:12:49.146 And cut. Give it up for Dan. 1785 01:12:49.146 --> 01:12:52.019 [ Applause ] 1786 01:12:52.019 --> 01:12:54.805 Arm is -- 1787 01:12:54.805 --> 01:12:57.676 Like when I was growing up, I couldn't -- [ Laughs ] 1788 01:12:57.676 --> 01:13:00.550 I couldn't wear my hat backwards 1789 01:13:00.550 --> 01:13:03.029 and a long trench coat without people saying, 1790 01:13:03.029 --> 01:13:05.859 "Hey, Silent Bob!" [ Laughing ] You know? 1791 01:13:05.859 --> 01:13:09.341 And I was like, "Hey, no! I'm me!" You know? 1792 01:13:09.341 --> 01:13:14.564 But he was such a huge influence on my childhood, 1793 01:13:14.564 --> 01:13:18.088 so it's so cool to just be here working with him. 1794 01:13:18.088 --> 01:13:21.962 Ladies and gentlemen, that's a picture wrap on Dan Fogler! 1795 01:13:21.962 --> 01:13:23.268 Give it up for 'im! 1796 01:13:23.268 --> 01:13:26.226 [ Cheering and applause ] 1797 01:13:26.226 --> 01:13:31.667 ♪♪ 1798 01:13:31.667 --> 01:13:33.756 I'm proud of you. 1799 01:13:33.756 --> 01:13:34.887 Ooh! 1800 01:13:34.887 --> 01:13:39.023 Chronic-Con finished, done. 1801 01:13:39.023 --> 01:13:42.679 We shot here at the Hilton for 3 days. 1802 01:13:42.679 --> 01:13:44.420 It looked amazing, looked real. 1803 01:13:44.420 --> 01:13:47.596 Everyone's cosplay was fucking astounding, 1804 01:13:47.596 --> 01:13:49.641 creative, wonderful and stuff. 1805 01:13:49.641 --> 01:13:51.470 It's just good times, man. 1806 01:13:51.470 --> 01:13:53.951 Like, this is a big sequence in the movie 1807 01:13:53.951 --> 01:13:56.475 that leads into our final sequence, 1808 01:13:56.475 --> 01:14:00.913 which we start tomorrow, but glorious, man. 1809 01:14:00.913 --> 01:14:03.613 Life has a lot of pros and cons, 1810 01:14:03.613 --> 01:14:07.921 but Chronic-Con, pun intended, is very pro. 1811 01:14:07.921 --> 01:14:10.707 ♪♪ 1812 01:14:10.707 --> 01:14:13.230 A-buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh. 1813 01:14:15.233 --> 01:14:18.541 Right now, we're about to shoot with Tommy Chong, 1814 01:14:18.541 --> 01:14:20.324 which is a real honor for those of us 1815 01:14:20.324 --> 01:14:23.980 who grew up watching those movies, but Tommy is 80, 1816 01:14:23.980 --> 01:14:26.199 so we may be moving at a different pace. 1817 01:14:26.199 --> 01:14:28.420 Let's all look out for him and stuff. 1818 01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:31.554 We've got to make sure we hand the world back an icon 1819 01:14:31.554 --> 01:14:33.425 unscathed and stuff. 1820 01:14:33.425 --> 01:14:35.774 Give it up for Tommy Chong! 1821 01:14:35.774 --> 01:14:38.822 [ Cheers and applause ] 1822 01:14:38.822 --> 01:14:42.738 ♪♪ 1823 01:14:42.738 --> 01:14:44.043 He's right. 1824 01:14:44.043 --> 01:14:45.828 You can't take chances with an old guy. 1825 01:14:45.828 --> 01:14:47.483 Man: Who's old? 1826 01:14:47.743 --> 01:14:49.832 [ Lighter clicks ] 1827 01:14:49.832 --> 01:14:51.747 It's kind of good you're not using the real shit. 1828 01:14:51.747 --> 01:14:53.096 [ Chuckles ] 1829 01:14:53.096 --> 01:14:55.185 Or else it would be -- it would be one take. 1830 01:14:55.185 --> 01:14:56.186 One and done. 1831 01:14:56.186 --> 01:14:57.536 [ Laughter ] 1832 01:14:57.536 --> 01:15:00.582 Here we go. And action. 1833 01:15:00.582 --> 01:15:04.587 Smells like this reboot... went up in smoke. 1834 01:15:04.587 --> 01:15:14.596 ♪♪ 1835 01:15:14.596 --> 01:15:16.250 ♪♪ 1836 01:15:16.250 --> 01:15:19.819 [ Imitates crowd screaming ] 1837 01:15:19.819 --> 01:15:22.082 We just finished with Tommy Chong. 1838 01:15:22.082 --> 01:15:25.042 I might just be finished myself. 1839 01:15:25.042 --> 01:15:28.740 We paid "oh-mage," homage, if you will, 1840 01:15:28.740 --> 01:15:30.917 to the man who laid the track 1841 01:15:30.917 --> 01:15:33.529 upon which our stoner-movie engine travels. 1842 01:15:33.529 --> 01:15:34.877 That guy did it first. 1843 01:15:34.877 --> 01:15:44.887 ♪♪ 1844 01:15:44.887 --> 01:15:50.240 ♪♪ 1845 01:15:50.240 --> 01:15:52.809 Jay: Oh, you made him mad. 1846 01:15:52.809 --> 01:15:54.332 He's mad now! 1847 01:15:54.332 --> 01:15:58.596 [ Imitates scream from "Immigrant Song" ] 1848 01:15:58.596 --> 01:16:00.555 ♪ Na, da-da-da, and the night and da ♪ 1849 01:16:00.555 --> 01:16:01.904 Unh! 1850 01:16:01.904 --> 01:16:06.126 [ Light laughter ] 1851 01:16:06.126 --> 01:16:08.475 [ Sings gibberish version of "Immigrant Song" lyrics ] 1852 01:16:08.475 --> 01:16:10.565 [ Laughter ] 1853 01:16:10.565 --> 01:16:12.002 Welcome to the show! 1854 01:16:12.002 --> 01:16:13.569 Returning royalty from 1855 01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:14.961 "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." 1856 01:16:14.961 --> 01:16:16.136 Joe Reitman's here, man! 1857 01:16:16.136 --> 01:16:18.747 [ Cheers and applause ] 1858 01:16:18.747 --> 01:16:20.923 ♪♪ 1859 01:16:20.923 --> 01:16:22.055 Kevin: Okay. 1860 01:16:22.055 --> 01:16:23.708 Man: "Reboot" stepping up. 1861 01:16:23.708 --> 01:16:25.929 Two cameras, A mark. 1862 01:16:25.929 --> 01:16:27.712 Kevin: Dress, then wig, Alice, 1863 01:16:27.712 --> 01:16:29.715 and then whip the hair back and forth, 1864 01:16:29.715 --> 01:16:32.500 as one of Will Smith's kids told us. 1865 01:16:32.500 --> 01:16:34.198 Action! 1866 01:16:36.853 --> 01:16:40.813 [ Russian accent ] I am secret agent from Russia! 1867 01:16:40.813 --> 01:16:42.466 Kevin: It is like 5:00 in the morning, 1868 01:16:42.466 --> 01:16:44.511 and Alice is being tasked to act. 1869 01:16:44.511 --> 01:16:46.775 It's been ridiculous. Give it up for Alice. 1870 01:16:46.775 --> 01:16:48.952 [ Cheers and applause ] 1871 01:16:48.952 --> 01:16:51.694 Take us there, Alice. 1872 01:16:51.694 --> 01:16:54.783 Jay: I'm saying I'm your father. 1873 01:16:54.783 --> 01:16:56.002 Did you know this shit? 1874 01:16:56.002 --> 01:16:57.395 Nyet. 1875 01:16:57.395 --> 01:16:58.439 [ Laughs ] That was good. 1876 01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:01.833 [ Laughter ] 1877 01:17:01.833 --> 01:17:11.844 ♪♪ 1878 01:17:11.844 --> 01:17:17.632 ♪♪ 1879 01:17:17.632 --> 01:17:20.287 Okay. so we're at Chronic-Con, 1880 01:17:20.287 --> 01:17:23.639 and Chronic-Con is a pop-culture convention, 1881 01:17:23.639 --> 01:17:25.988 and so if you're talking pop culture, 1882 01:17:25.988 --> 01:17:28.686 you need to talk to somebody who knows about pop culture. 1883 01:17:28.686 --> 01:17:32.996 I've turned to the co-host of celebrated podcast 1884 01:17:32.996 --> 01:17:35.868 "Fatman Beyond," Marc Bernardin. 1885 01:17:35.868 --> 01:17:37.564 Hey. What's up? 1886 01:17:37.564 --> 01:17:40.264 Coming out to act like -- 1887 01:17:40.264 --> 01:17:43.048 Tell them who you're playing in the movie. 1888 01:17:43.048 --> 01:17:45.355 I'm playing a sleeping person. 1889 01:17:45.355 --> 01:17:46.444 Named? 1890 01:17:46.444 --> 01:17:49.099 Marc Bernardin. 1891 01:17:49.099 --> 01:17:53.537 Marc came this far to play himself. 1892 01:17:53.537 --> 01:17:54.930 Isn't that amazing, man? 1893 01:17:54.930 --> 01:17:57.846 He's literally in the audience 1894 01:17:57.846 --> 01:17:59.675 as Marc Bernardin. 1895 01:17:59.675 --> 01:18:01.414 And so we actu-- we get to advertise 1896 01:18:01.414 --> 01:18:04.854 our podcast because we know a guy. 1897 01:18:04.854 --> 01:18:06.115 We got this on camera. 1898 01:18:06.115 --> 01:18:07.639 [ Laughing ] Pretty sweet. 1899 01:18:07.639 --> 01:18:09.162 Don't have to get any clearances. 1900 01:18:09.162 --> 01:18:10.511 None whatsoever. Excellent. 1901 01:18:10.511 --> 01:18:12.382 Free ad, man. Juice us up a little bit. 1902 01:18:12.382 --> 01:18:14.385 What does it feel like to come out 1903 01:18:14.385 --> 01:18:16.734 and fuck around in a movie? 1904 01:18:16.734 --> 01:18:19.476 It feels kind of surreal but super cool. 1905 01:18:19.476 --> 01:18:21.391 I'm gonna stretch my acting chops. 1906 01:18:21.391 --> 01:18:23.088 I haven't done much since my years 1907 01:18:23.088 --> 01:18:25.569 studying under Stella Adler, but I figured, like -- 1908 01:18:25.569 --> 01:18:27.398 I'll bring it for you, the high heat. 1909 01:18:27.398 --> 01:18:29.181 It's all about sense memory, man. 1910 01:18:29.181 --> 01:18:31.054 Or is it muscle memory? 1911 01:18:31.054 --> 01:18:33.011 I think the Stella Adler method is all about muscle memory. 1912 01:18:33.011 --> 01:18:35.057 It's like -- ch-ch![ Laughing ] 1913 01:18:35.057 --> 01:18:37.103 Type fuckin' pull guns. 1914 01:18:37.103 --> 01:18:38.582 Man: Holy shit! 1915 01:18:38.582 --> 01:18:40.890 The guy that's not Kevin Smith just got fisted! 1916 01:18:40.890 --> 01:18:43.021 Man #2: [ French accent ] And he didn't even use lubricant! 1917 01:18:43.021 --> 01:18:45.458 [ Laughter ] 1918 01:18:45.458 --> 01:18:47.984 And cut! Give it up for the boy! 1919 01:18:47.984 --> 01:18:52.988 [ Cheers and applause ] 1920 01:18:52.988 --> 01:19:01.867 ♪♪ 1921 01:19:01.867 --> 01:19:09.613 [ All grunting ] 1922 01:19:09.613 --> 01:19:11.050 That's it. 1923 01:19:11.050 --> 01:19:15.925 So it's basically three moves, four moves. 1924 01:19:15.925 --> 01:19:19.579 Back fist, get the stick, hit a guy, 1925 01:19:19.579 --> 01:19:21.452 look over here, hit a guy, 1926 01:19:21.452 --> 01:19:24.628 turn around back-to-back, and then a slapshot -- tch! 1927 01:19:24.628 --> 01:19:26.587 You're gonna back-fist this guy. 1928 01:19:26.587 --> 01:19:28.067 Boom! Okay? 1929 01:19:28.067 --> 01:19:29.590 He's gonna fly out of frame there. 1930 01:19:29.590 --> 01:19:32.028 Here comes Mr. Guy here. 1931 01:19:32.028 --> 01:19:34.813 You're gonna go -- wham! -- okay? 1932 01:19:34.813 --> 01:19:36.814 Right when you do that, you see Jay, 1933 01:19:36.814 --> 01:19:39.078 and you guys are gonna go back-to-back -- aha! 1934 01:19:39.078 --> 01:19:41.167 And action! 1935 01:19:43.516 --> 01:19:45.563 Unh! 1936 01:19:47.434 --> 01:19:51.264 Three, two, one, boom! 1937 01:19:51.264 --> 01:19:54.006 Here we go. Ready, and action! 1938 01:19:54.006 --> 01:19:56.007 [ All grunting ] 1939 01:19:56.007 --> 01:19:59.403 ♪♪ 1940 01:19:59.403 --> 01:20:01.186 That joint you gave me really came in handy. 1941 01:20:01.186 --> 01:20:03.537 Whatever you do, don't tell your mom I gave you weed! 1942 01:20:03.537 --> 01:20:13.546 ♪♪ 1943 01:20:13.546 --> 01:20:23.556 ♪♪ 1944 01:20:23.556 --> 01:20:27.170 ♪♪ 1945 01:20:27.170 --> 01:20:30.608 Kevin: Oh, yes. 1946 01:20:30.608 --> 01:20:32.653 Oh, that's so awesome. 1947 01:20:34.786 --> 01:20:36.047 This is why we did the movie. 1948 01:20:36.047 --> 01:20:37.570 [ Laughter ] 1949 01:20:37.570 --> 01:20:39.529 Look at this shit, ladies and gentlemen. 1950 01:20:39.529 --> 01:20:41.052 Give it up for Team Kurtzman. 1951 01:20:41.052 --> 01:20:46.493 [ Cheers and applause ] 1952 01:20:46.493 --> 01:20:48.016 Man: And background action. 1953 01:20:48.016 --> 01:20:49.148 Man #2: Ready! 1954 01:20:49.148 --> 01:20:51.280 Man: And action! 1955 01:20:51.280 --> 01:20:54.283 [ Chairs clattering ] 1956 01:20:54.283 --> 01:21:01.073 ♪♪ 1957 01:21:01.073 --> 01:21:02.421 Post or something, but they were like, 1958 01:21:02.421 --> 01:21:04.076 "We can't give any of that..." 1959 01:21:04.076 --> 01:21:05.381 No, this is totally awesome...."stuff just right now. 1960 01:21:05.381 --> 01:21:07.122 It's secret until the movie comes out." 1961 01:21:07.122 --> 01:21:08.689 Right, no. That's totally awesome. 1962 01:21:08.689 --> 01:21:09.952 Thank you so much, man.Of course, brother. 1963 01:21:09.952 --> 01:21:11.475 Happy birthday, brother.Thank you. 1964 01:21:11.475 --> 01:21:12.563 Man: Can you hold it up for the camera? 1965 01:21:12.563 --> 01:21:14.172 Yeah, yeah.Yes. 1966 01:21:14.172 --> 01:21:15.565 See what it says? 1967 01:21:15.565 --> 01:21:18.917 "Thanks for keeping us all awake, my man." 1968 01:21:18.917 --> 01:21:20.222 Bleep. 1969 01:21:20.222 --> 01:21:21.832 Jay: I missed picture wrap again? 1970 01:21:21.832 --> 01:21:23.443 Dude, I had Josh outside, asking him something, 1971 01:21:23.443 --> 01:21:24.662 and I missed it all. 1972 01:21:24.662 --> 01:21:26.011 You didn't see the picture wrap? 1973 01:21:26.011 --> 01:21:27.273 No, it's my fault, dude. 1974 01:21:27.273 --> 01:21:28.578 I had him outside. 1975 01:21:28.578 --> 01:21:31.363 Beautiful speech I gave. 1976 01:21:31.363 --> 01:21:34.237 "That's a picture wrap on the girls, girls, girls." 1977 01:21:34.237 --> 01:21:36.108 You hear screaming and all this stuff. 1978 01:21:36.108 --> 01:21:38.545 Big speech from daddy and the director, 1979 01:21:38.545 --> 01:21:40.243 but I missed it all. 1980 01:21:40.243 --> 01:21:41.765 Not only did I miss it, 1981 01:21:41.765 --> 01:21:44.987 I made the guy behind the camera miss it, 1982 01:21:44.987 --> 01:21:47.076 filming it, having it. 1983 01:21:47.076 --> 01:21:48.947 I'm sorry. And, by the way, "Daddy"? 1984 01:21:48.947 --> 01:21:51.515 That's -- That's -- That's him. 1985 01:21:51.515 --> 01:21:55.345 I don't go around telling people to call me Daddy on set. 1986 01:21:55.345 --> 01:21:58.347 But, yes, because of this Lloyd, he took that Lloyd, 1987 01:21:58.347 --> 01:22:00.262 and we missed the beautiful picture wrap. 1988 01:22:00.262 --> 01:22:02.439 That was perhaps the most poetic I've ever been in my life. 1989 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:03.787 No, I'm actually glad. 1990 01:22:03.787 --> 01:22:05.442 I referred to the kid as Batman Junior, 1991 01:22:05.442 --> 01:22:08.662 and my wife was like, "That's what you went with?" 1992 01:22:08.662 --> 01:22:10.229 And now I just double hit it. 1993 01:22:10.229 --> 01:22:13.319 Fuck. What an idiot. Anyway, let's back on him. 1994 01:22:13.319 --> 01:22:17.627 He pulled the camera away, and we missed the girls' wrap. 1995 01:22:17.627 --> 01:22:21.675 So the girls' wrap, this is the last night of the girl gang, 1996 01:22:21.675 --> 01:22:24.983 and as you can see, this fucking kid's a mess. 1997 01:22:24.983 --> 01:22:26.984 Apparently, we just raised her in a room 1998 01:22:26.984 --> 01:22:29.509 full of pillows and clouds because look at that. 1999 01:22:29.509 --> 01:22:30.684 [ Voice breaking ] Shut up! 2000 01:22:30.684 --> 01:22:32.163 [ Both laugh ] Look at that. 2001 01:22:32.163 --> 01:22:34.036 You know me. Like, I cry at Marvel stuff 2002 01:22:34.036 --> 01:22:35.515 and whatnot, but -- 2003 01:22:35.515 --> 01:22:38.213 You cry -- you just cried like 5 minutes ago. 2004 01:22:38.213 --> 01:22:45.872 ♪♪ 2005 01:22:45.872 --> 01:22:48.440 Aww! 2006 01:22:48.440 --> 01:22:51.400 ♪♪ 2007 01:22:51.400 --> 01:22:54.359 Woman: "Best Dad in the Galaxy." 2008 01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:58.015 Man: What's, uh... How do we -- How do we -- 2009 01:22:58.015 --> 01:23:00.149 How do we do this? Door's locked. 2010 01:23:00.149 --> 01:23:02.498 He runs in, tries to shake it, can't get out, two... 2011 01:23:02.498 --> 01:23:03.761 Go in the driveway and drag him away. 2012 01:23:03.761 --> 01:23:06.458 Everyone's going. 2013 01:23:06.458 --> 01:23:14.597 ♪♪ 2014 01:23:14.597 --> 01:23:16.078 Hopefully, we've all gotten, like, 2015 01:23:16.078 --> 01:23:18.079 the emotional stuff out of the way, 2016 01:23:18.079 --> 01:23:19.645 the real emotional stuff, so we can shoot 2017 01:23:19.645 --> 01:23:22.387 the fake emotional stuff, as we head into the scene. 2018 01:23:22.387 --> 01:23:25.173 But a lot of people here who I deeply love today 2019 01:23:25.173 --> 01:23:26.479 added to the cast, man. 2020 01:23:26.479 --> 01:23:27.698 Of course, we're gonna be carried, 2021 01:23:27.698 --> 01:23:30.179 as always, by Christ himself. 2022 01:23:30.179 --> 01:23:31.396 Give it up for Jason Mewes. 2023 01:23:31.396 --> 01:23:33.703 [ Applause ] 2024 01:23:33.703 --> 01:23:35.444 This person is the only reason 2025 01:23:35.444 --> 01:23:37.229 that I know that I could be a writer when I was a kid. 2026 01:23:37.229 --> 01:23:39.536 I found some writing she had done and said, "What's this?" 2027 01:23:39.536 --> 01:23:40.623 And she said, "I'm writing a book." 2028 01:23:40.623 --> 01:23:42.408 And I said, "What do you mean?" 2029 01:23:42.408 --> 01:23:43.627 And she's like, "I'm writing a story about me and my friends. 2030 01:23:43.627 --> 01:23:44.627 We go on an adventure." 2031 01:23:44.627 --> 01:23:46.064 And I'd never heard that before. 2032 01:23:46.064 --> 01:23:47.717 I was like, "You can't just write a book. 2033 01:23:47.717 --> 01:23:49.894 You've got to ask the fucking government or some shit." 2034 01:23:49.894 --> 01:23:51.851 And she was like, "No, anybody can write anything. 2035 01:23:51.851 --> 01:23:53.332 You know, if you want to write one day, you can." 2036 01:23:53.332 --> 01:23:54.768 And it took me a little while, 2037 01:23:54.768 --> 01:23:56.552 and one day I started writing and stuff. 2038 01:23:56.552 --> 01:24:00.208 So I don't get here without her, and she was in "Chasing Amy" 2039 01:24:00.208 --> 01:24:01.993 and allows me to kind of continue the story 2040 01:24:01.993 --> 01:24:03.472 that we told at the end of the movie. 2041 01:24:03.472 --> 01:24:05.561 This scene is basically a sequel to "Chasing Amy," 2042 01:24:05.561 --> 01:24:07.302 as close as we'll ever get, man, 2043 01:24:07.302 --> 01:24:09.347 and it happens, ironically, in the middle of a fucking 2044 01:24:09.347 --> 01:24:10.871 "Jay and Silent Bob" picture. 2045 01:24:10.871 --> 01:24:12.046 But my sister came back. 2046 01:24:12.046 --> 01:24:13.003 Give it up for Virginia. 2047 01:24:13.003 --> 01:24:18.095 [ Cheers and applause ] 2048 01:24:18.095 --> 01:24:22.274 We don't get to tell this story in this scene at all whatsoever 2049 01:24:22.274 --> 01:24:24.363 if I don't meet this other person, man, 2050 01:24:24.363 --> 01:24:25.756 and I told her this morning. 2051 01:24:25.756 --> 01:24:28.105 I was like, all these trucks 2052 01:24:28.105 --> 01:24:30.935 came to this parking lot in New Orleans, 2053 01:24:30.935 --> 01:24:32.631 and a lot of people jumped on planes, 2054 01:24:32.631 --> 01:24:35.243 and a lot of people rearranged their lives 2055 01:24:35.243 --> 01:24:38.115 because her and I met years ago. 2056 01:24:38.115 --> 01:24:41.466 That's what a powerful, impactful person she was. 2057 01:24:41.466 --> 01:24:43.555 I did some of the greatest fucking things 2058 01:24:43.555 --> 01:24:45.167 I'll ever do in my career, 2059 01:24:45.167 --> 01:24:47.778 some of the greatest art I ever made with these cats, 2060 01:24:47.778 --> 01:24:51.434 and "Chasing Amy" begins and ends, really, 2061 01:24:51.434 --> 01:24:53.871 with Joey Adams. Joey. 2062 01:24:53.871 --> 01:24:59.442 [ Applause ] 2063 01:24:59.442 --> 01:25:01.921 And this, I fucking -- 2064 01:25:01.921 --> 01:25:05.708 I just lost it this morning and wept in a man's arms, 2065 01:25:05.708 --> 01:25:08.625 and it felt so fucking good, and I asked him questions 2066 01:25:08.625 --> 01:25:11.671 about where I am in life and stuff like that. 2067 01:25:11.671 --> 01:25:13.542 Sometimes it's important to give yourself 2068 01:25:13.542 --> 01:25:16.067 over to something far more powerful than you, 2069 01:25:16.067 --> 01:25:18.329 and I did that when I got to hug somebody 2070 01:25:18.329 --> 01:25:19.810 I hadn't hugged in a long time, 2071 01:25:19.810 --> 01:25:21.551 and I was just so fucking relieved, 2072 01:25:21.551 --> 01:25:24.944 so glad, every tear spent was about, 2073 01:25:24.944 --> 01:25:27.600 "I missed you. I just wanted to come fucking play," 2074 01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:28.993 and we're getting to do that today. 2075 01:25:28.993 --> 01:25:30.820 And not only did he fucking come out, 2076 01:25:30.820 --> 01:25:32.170 which until I walked in the trailer, 2077 01:25:32.170 --> 01:25:33.345 I was like, "We're being punked." 2078 01:25:33.345 --> 01:25:35.520 [ Laughter ] 2079 01:25:35.520 --> 01:25:37.957 Not only that, but, like, he came to play. 2080 01:25:37.957 --> 01:25:39.743 In rehearsal, he just spit out eight pages 2081 01:25:39.743 --> 01:25:42.266 of the fucking biggest tongue-twisting dialogue 2082 01:25:42.266 --> 01:25:43.703 on the planet, 2083 01:25:43.703 --> 01:25:45.574 almost like it was a test of our friendship, 2084 01:25:45.574 --> 01:25:47.229 but he was like, "I fucking passed." 2085 01:25:47.229 --> 01:25:48.664 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Ben Affleck. 2086 01:25:48.664 --> 01:25:52.363 [ Cheers and applause ] 2087 01:25:52.363 --> 01:25:53.800 Alright. 2088 01:25:53.800 --> 01:25:55.585 We ain't done this in 23 years. 2089 01:25:55.585 --> 01:25:57.412 Let's try it again. 2090 01:25:57.412 --> 01:25:59.154 "Chasing Amy" was the movie that kind of saved my career, 2091 01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.894 and also I made it with those kids, 2092 01:26:00.894 --> 01:26:04.246 with Joey, Jason, and Ben, kids that I met on "Mallrats" 2093 01:26:04.246 --> 01:26:06.987 and stuff, and this was like us doing it down in the dirt, 2094 01:26:06.987 --> 01:26:08.902 250,000 grand. 2095 01:26:08.902 --> 01:26:10.295 I believed in them. 2096 01:26:10.295 --> 01:26:12.078 Like, the studio wanted other people, 2097 01:26:12.078 --> 01:26:15.038 but I was like, "We'll take less money to do it like this. 2098 01:26:15.038 --> 01:26:20.217 This is an important part of who I am, of my mythos." 2099 01:26:20.217 --> 01:26:22.524 You know, Kevin was the first person to offer me, 2100 01:26:22.524 --> 01:26:24.047 like, a lead role, 2101 01:26:24.047 --> 01:26:26.050 you know, to sort of like believe in me for a movie 2102 01:26:26.050 --> 01:26:28.139 that was actually gonna be distributed 2103 01:26:28.139 --> 01:26:30.793 and that someone was gonna do and really leveraged 2104 01:26:30.793 --> 01:26:34.579 a lot of his personal credibility believing in me 2105 01:26:34.579 --> 01:26:36.364 just because he had met me on "Mallrats," 2106 01:26:36.364 --> 01:26:37.627 and we had kind of made friends. 2107 01:26:37.627 --> 01:26:39.149 And he wrote this beautiful script, 2108 01:26:39.149 --> 01:26:41.020 and he just called me and offered it to me. 2109 01:26:41.020 --> 01:26:42.675 It was the first time I didn't have to audition for a movie. 2110 01:26:42.675 --> 01:26:44.328 It was the first time I really felt like a director, 2111 01:26:44.328 --> 01:26:46.636 you know, really believed in me and took a chance on me, 2112 01:26:46.636 --> 01:26:48.680 and I've always been grateful to him for that. 2113 01:26:48.680 --> 01:26:51.858 I mean, I feel like Kevin's film is different than a lot of -- 2114 01:26:51.858 --> 01:26:54.121 I think a lot of remakes are sometimes just because 2115 01:26:54.121 --> 01:26:56.993 "The film was successful, and let's make another." 2116 01:26:56.993 --> 01:26:59.387 But with Kevin's film, it feels, 2117 01:26:59.387 --> 01:27:01.476 not to sound too, like, literary, 2118 01:27:01.476 --> 01:27:03.913 but, like, very Faulkner-esque in the sense 2119 01:27:03.913 --> 01:27:06.872 that he's created this world and this -- 2120 01:27:06.872 --> 01:27:08.484 I kind of think of it as a county, 2121 01:27:08.484 --> 01:27:10.963 but it's like New Jersey and these people from there, 2122 01:27:10.963 --> 01:27:14.663 and, you know, they've gone in and out of all his works. 2123 01:27:14.663 --> 01:27:17.753 So for him to want to do this reboot is more than just like, 2124 01:27:17.753 --> 01:27:19.320 "Let's make another 'Jay and Silent Bob.'" 2125 01:27:19.320 --> 01:27:23.324 It's like, "Let's bring my entire body of work, 2126 01:27:23.324 --> 01:27:25.935 you know, into one film." 2127 01:27:25.935 --> 01:27:27.894 To play with those characters again and be like, 2128 01:27:27.894 --> 01:27:31.158 "What are they doing now?" oh, my god, I was in heaven. 2129 01:27:31.158 --> 01:27:32.985 Ben: You know, Kevin has always written like -- 2130 01:27:32.985 --> 01:27:35.380 Even though some of these "Jay and Bob" movies 2131 01:27:35.380 --> 01:27:37.948 can be just, like, sort of broad or funnier 2132 01:27:37.948 --> 01:27:39.993 or slapstickier, or like, as he said, 2133 01:27:39.993 --> 01:27:44.780 dick and fart jokes, you know, he has a deceptive kind of -- 2134 01:27:44.780 --> 01:27:47.913 All that belies a sort of deep feeling 2135 01:27:47.913 --> 01:27:49.698 that comes out in his writing, so I think it was natural 2136 01:27:49.698 --> 01:27:52.484 that he would write about having children, 2137 01:27:52.484 --> 01:27:56.922 since obviously he's done such a great job raising his own. 2138 01:27:56.922 --> 01:27:59.404 Kevin: And action. 2139 01:27:59.404 --> 01:28:01.275 She wants to know who daddy's talking to. 2140 01:28:01.275 --> 01:28:03.189 Hi, little pink sugar heart. 2141 01:28:03.189 --> 01:28:05.192 Say hello to daddy's friends, the kind of men you're going 2142 01:28:05.192 --> 01:28:06.845 to have to learn to stay away from when you get older. 2143 01:28:06.845 --> 01:28:08.673 That's Jay, and that's Silent Bob. 2144 01:28:08.673 --> 01:28:10.154 Yeah. Well, what did you say? 2145 01:28:10.154 --> 01:28:11.720 I said these are the kind of guys you're gonna 2146 01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:13.331 have to learn to stay away from when you get older. 2147 01:28:13.331 --> 01:28:14.810 This is daddy's friend Jay and daddy's friend Silent -- 2148 01:28:14.810 --> 01:28:17.726 I have to stay them away when I get older? 2149 01:28:17.726 --> 01:28:18.988 Why? 2150 01:28:18.988 --> 01:28:20.469 Well, I'll explain that to you when, 2151 01:28:20.469 --> 01:28:21.948 you know, when the appropriate time comes, 2152 01:28:21.948 --> 01:28:26.953 but for now, boys, this is our daughter Amy. 2153 01:28:26.953 --> 01:28:28.824 Say hello to Jay and Silent Bob. 2154 01:28:28.824 --> 01:28:31.087 Hi, Jay and Silent Bob. 2155 01:28:31.087 --> 01:28:32.568 Hi, pretty. 2156 01:28:32.568 --> 01:28:35.310 I saw you in the movie, and you were so awesome. 2157 01:28:35.310 --> 01:28:37.615 I want to see -- You want me to do it, too? 2158 01:28:37.615 --> 01:28:39.878 Is that good? 2159 01:28:39.878 --> 01:28:41.881 And then we come over here. 2160 01:28:41.881 --> 01:28:44.056 Thank you so much. 2161 01:28:44.056 --> 01:28:46.059 [ Indistinct talking ] 2162 01:28:51.150 --> 01:28:52.805 Alright, guys, I'm turning into a pumpkin. 2163 01:28:52.805 --> 01:28:55.242 I just want to say thank you very much. 2164 01:28:55.242 --> 01:28:56.635 Man: Thank you very much. 2165 01:28:56.635 --> 01:28:57.940 This is the man who gave me my start, 2166 01:28:57.940 --> 01:29:00.465 my whole career, my whole new world. 2167 01:29:00.465 --> 01:29:01.858 "Good Will Hunting," "Chasing Amy," 2168 01:29:01.858 --> 01:29:03.250 I wouldn't have them without him. 2169 01:29:03.250 --> 01:29:04.555 Thank you, Kevin. I appreciate it. 2170 01:29:04.555 --> 01:29:06.210 Thank you, all. It was a pleasure. 2171 01:29:06.210 --> 01:29:07.341 Give it up for Ben! 2172 01:29:07.341 --> 01:29:09.822 [ Cheers and applause ] 2173 01:29:09.822 --> 01:29:14.261 That's a picture wrap on Ben Affleck! 2174 01:29:14.261 --> 01:29:16.786 That's a picture wrap on Virginia -- Oh, fuck. 2175 01:29:16.786 --> 01:29:18.221 I was gonna call you Smith -- 2176 01:29:18.221 --> 01:29:20.877 Virginia Sheridan! Well done, everybody. 2177 01:29:20.877 --> 01:29:22.095 Thank you. 2178 01:29:22.095 --> 01:29:26.099 [ Cheers and applause ] 2179 01:29:26.099 --> 01:29:29.059 Oh! Mwah! 2180 01:29:29.059 --> 01:29:34.716 And that is a picture wrap on Joey Lauren Adams, 2181 01:29:34.716 --> 01:29:35.935 ladies and gentlemen. 2182 01:29:35.935 --> 01:29:40.331 [ Cheers and applause ] 2183 01:29:40.331 --> 01:29:50.341 ♪♪ 2184 01:29:50.341 --> 01:29:54.953 ♪♪ 2185 01:29:54.953 --> 01:29:56.912 Whoo! Whoo! 2186 01:29:56.912 --> 01:29:59.088 ♪♪ 2187 01:29:59.088 --> 01:30:00.917 Before we go, thank you, everybody, 2188 01:30:00.917 --> 01:30:02.179 from the bottom of my heart. 2189 01:30:02.179 --> 01:30:03.832 This movie is fucking phenomenal. 2190 01:30:03.832 --> 01:30:05.747 I can't believe we made it in 21 days, but we did, 2191 01:30:05.747 --> 01:30:07.750 and I got the footage to prove it. 2192 01:30:07.750 --> 01:30:09.055 Looks fucking phenomenal. 2193 01:30:09.055 --> 01:30:11.753 Everyone did a fantastic job. 2194 01:30:11.753 --> 01:30:14.930 I fought coming down to Louisiana because I was like, 2195 01:30:14.930 --> 01:30:17.802 "It can't possibly look like everything we need it to look." 2196 01:30:17.802 --> 01:30:19.717 Not only did it look like everything we needed to look, 2197 01:30:19.717 --> 01:30:21.850 but this crew was fucking phenomenal. 2198 01:30:21.850 --> 01:30:25.028 You're all welcome on any show I do in the future, man. 2199 01:30:25.028 --> 01:30:29.685 Y'all brought talent, proficiency, 2200 01:30:29.685 --> 01:30:32.078 heart to the project, man. 2201 01:30:32.078 --> 01:30:35.472 You've put your all into it and stuff, so I thank you, man. 2202 01:30:35.472 --> 01:30:38.127 It's been an overwhelming 21 days. 2203 01:30:38.127 --> 01:30:40.826 It's been a very emotionally overwhelming day, 2204 01:30:40.826 --> 01:30:45.351 but I'm relatively sure that we got everything we needed, man. 2205 01:30:45.351 --> 01:30:47.050 That was weird. 2206 01:30:47.050 --> 01:30:49.487 I had to work 25 years to get a day like that, man. 2207 01:30:49.487 --> 01:30:51.662 That's a real legacy day, and you were all here for it, 2208 01:30:51.662 --> 01:30:54.318 one of the greatest days I ever had on a movie set in my life, 2209 01:30:54.318 --> 01:30:55.667 working with my kids again, man. 2210 01:30:55.667 --> 01:30:57.886 I was so fucking proud. 2211 01:30:57.886 --> 01:30:59.671 I can't even relate what it was. 2212 01:30:59.671 --> 01:31:02.543 One thing for them to be good in the movie, that's fine, 2213 01:31:02.543 --> 01:31:04.588 but they came so fucking prepared. 2214 01:31:04.588 --> 01:31:05.895 We're done. 2215 01:31:05.895 --> 01:31:07.636 Like, we could have been sitting there 2216 01:31:07.636 --> 01:31:10.551 for another 3 fucking hours, but everyone was on point. 2217 01:31:10.551 --> 01:31:12.684 The cast knew all their lines. 2218 01:31:12.684 --> 01:31:15.033 Fuckin' crew was ready to shoot the shit out of it, 2219 01:31:15.033 --> 01:31:16.948 and we did it, man. 2220 01:31:16.948 --> 01:31:20.692 I am just the guy that's like, "I want to do a bunch of shit. 2221 01:31:20.692 --> 01:31:22.215 This would be fun. This would be fun." 2222 01:31:22.215 --> 01:31:24.347 It takes very capable, smart people 2223 01:31:24.347 --> 01:31:26.916 to make that happen, man, and in my case, 2224 01:31:26.916 --> 01:31:29.570 I was backed by the smartest and the most capable. 2225 01:31:29.570 --> 01:31:32.007 Give it up for Tracy, Liz, and Jordan. 2226 01:31:32.007 --> 01:31:33.792 [ Cheers and applause ] 2227 01:31:33.792 --> 01:31:38.884 It's weird, the things that you care about 2228 01:31:38.884 --> 01:31:41.016 the older you get, man, in a straight collar, 2229 01:31:41.016 --> 01:31:43.105 and fucking hair was, like, hid on the movie. 2230 01:31:43.105 --> 01:31:45.716 I never had to worry about the performances. 2231 01:31:45.716 --> 01:31:48.372 I never had to worry about how the movie played out 2232 01:31:48.372 --> 01:31:50.199 or how it looked and stuff like that 2233 01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:52.636 because when you get to this part in life, 2234 01:31:52.636 --> 01:31:54.117 like, we're all in the game. 2235 01:31:54.117 --> 01:31:55.640 We've been here for a while, man. 2236 01:31:55.640 --> 01:31:58.469 If you can run on a show, you're already a Jedi. 2237 01:31:58.469 --> 01:32:00.210 You're already super fucking talented, 2238 01:32:00.210 --> 01:32:02.952 more so than most in the fucking world and stuff like that, 2239 01:32:02.952 --> 01:32:06.216 so to collect this many Jedis in one place and whatnot, 2240 01:32:06.216 --> 01:32:08.739 trying to make a show is thrilling. 2241 01:32:08.739 --> 01:32:12.309 I didn't have to worry about baseline things 2242 01:32:12.309 --> 01:32:14.615 because everyone took care of their own jobs 2243 01:32:14.615 --> 01:32:16.487 and, like, over-fucking-delivered. 2244 01:32:16.487 --> 01:32:18.707 Like, it's weird to be a dude in a room 2245 01:32:18.707 --> 01:32:20.055 sitting there smoking weed and being like, 2246 01:32:20.055 --> 01:32:21.796 "This would be cool," 2247 01:32:21.796 --> 01:32:23.625 and you go from this thing where you start by yourself, 2248 01:32:23.625 --> 01:32:26.235 and then slowly, it becomes this group of people that believe, 2249 01:32:26.235 --> 01:32:29.412 a congregation, and you put up a fucking cathedral, 2250 01:32:29.412 --> 01:32:30.979 and then you're done, and you walk away, 2251 01:32:30.979 --> 01:32:32.895 and it lives there for the rest of your lives, 2252 01:32:32.895 --> 01:32:34.461 and people walk by it and talk about it, 2253 01:32:34.461 --> 01:32:36.114 and you go, "Hey, remember when you built that?" 2254 01:32:36.114 --> 01:32:37.551 And you're like, "Yeah, I'll never forget building 2255 01:32:37.551 --> 01:32:39.422 this fucking cathedral. It's beautiful. 2256 01:32:39.422 --> 01:32:41.293 [ Voice breaking ] It's the best one I ever built." 2257 01:32:41.293 --> 01:32:43.296 That has everything to do with everybody here, so thank you. 2258 01:32:43.296 --> 01:32:44.384 Let's finish this. 2259 01:32:44.384 --> 01:32:46.996 [ Cheers and applause ] 2260 01:32:46.996 --> 01:32:49.564 ♪♪ 2261 01:32:49.564 --> 01:32:53.742 So, after 21 very long, 2262 01:32:53.742 --> 01:32:58.529 packed days of trying to make it, 2263 01:32:58.529 --> 01:33:02.577 trying to get everything done in the 12, 13, 2264 01:33:02.577 --> 01:33:05.970 once 15 hours... 2265 01:33:05.970 --> 01:33:09.496 there's nothing left to shoot. 2266 01:33:09.496 --> 01:33:11.106 We're done. 2267 01:33:11.106 --> 01:33:14.805 It's a wrap on Louisiana. 2268 01:33:14.805 --> 01:33:17.113 [ Voice breaking ] It went too fucking fast. 2269 01:33:21.465 --> 01:33:26.600 And...I -- 2270 01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:29.298 It was a different experience than I thought I would have. 2271 01:33:29.298 --> 01:33:31.344 I thought it would be fun and easy. 2272 01:33:31.344 --> 01:33:33.520 And... 2273 01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:35.521 Mm. 2274 01:33:35.521 --> 01:33:37.046 It was fun, 2275 01:33:37.046 --> 01:33:41.180 and, all things considered, it was easy. 2276 01:33:41.180 --> 01:33:42.791 But I -- I love this movie 2277 01:33:42.791 --> 01:33:44.270 because this is where I found out 2278 01:33:44.270 --> 01:33:49.753 how much I still care about the job, and... 2279 01:33:49.753 --> 01:33:51.060 that was nice to know. 2280 01:33:51.060 --> 01:33:54.802 [ Car honking ] 2281 01:33:57.761 --> 01:33:59.764 Yeah, man, I learned a lot, 2282 01:33:59.764 --> 01:34:02.940 and it's weird to say, 25 years into the job. 2283 01:34:04.987 --> 01:34:08.555 I learned Mewes is a better actor than I thought, 2284 01:34:08.555 --> 01:34:12.123 and I thought he was pretty good. 2285 01:34:12.123 --> 01:34:16.780 I learned that, like, people can still surprise you. 2286 01:34:19.697 --> 01:34:23.221 I learned sometimes it's as simple as fucking reaching out. 2287 01:34:27.530 --> 01:34:32.536 I learned that I like working with my kid, but I knew that. 2288 01:34:32.536 --> 01:34:34.972 I learned that I like playing with my characters. 2289 01:34:34.972 --> 01:34:37.845 You know, again, I don't blame anybody, but, like, 2290 01:34:37.845 --> 01:34:39.761 I'd done so many of those movies, 2291 01:34:39.761 --> 01:34:40.849 and then people would be like, 2292 01:34:40.849 --> 01:34:42.372 "You do too many of those movies. 2293 01:34:42.372 --> 01:34:44.373 Oh, it's another like Kevin Smith movie, 2294 01:34:44.373 --> 01:34:46.724 where everything's connected and shit." 2295 01:34:46.724 --> 01:34:49.161 And so after a while, you know, I did it for 12 years, 2296 01:34:49.161 --> 01:34:54.731 and then I put it down, and, God, did I miss it. 2297 01:34:54.731 --> 01:34:55.951 That's all I have in this world. 2298 01:34:55.951 --> 01:34:56.994 Those are mine. 2299 01:34:56.994 --> 01:34:59.911 Those characters are mine, 2300 01:34:59.911 --> 01:35:02.347 so it was awesome to open up the box 2301 01:35:02.347 --> 01:35:04.394 and pull out all the toys 2302 01:35:04.394 --> 01:35:07.136 and set 'em up and play with my kid and be like, 2303 01:35:07.136 --> 01:35:11.706 "This is what I used to do before you were born. 2304 01:35:11.706 --> 01:35:13.751 This guy would go here, and this girl would go here, 2305 01:35:13.751 --> 01:35:15.578 and they would say this shit to each other, 2306 01:35:15.578 --> 01:35:19.713 and then, these cats over here..." 2307 01:35:19.713 --> 01:35:22.890 It's fun. It's beautiful. 2308 01:35:22.890 --> 01:35:26.372 And now we got the movie to show for it, man, 2309 01:35:26.372 --> 01:35:28.113 and it's, like, so weird to say, 2310 01:35:28.113 --> 01:35:29.940 because I wouldn't imagine this going in, 2311 01:35:29.940 --> 01:35:32.726 but, seriously, one of the best fucking flicks 2312 01:35:32.726 --> 01:35:35.685 I've ever made. 2313 01:35:35.685 --> 01:35:39.255 And the lesson in that is, I leaned into me. 2314 01:35:39.255 --> 01:35:41.648 I just -- I did me. 2315 01:35:41.648 --> 01:35:44.650 At one point, I was like, "Oh, I shouldn't do me anymore. 2316 01:35:44.650 --> 01:35:47.088 I should do somebody else." 2317 01:35:47.088 --> 01:35:52.268 That's "Jersey Girl," "Zach and Miri Make a Porno." 2318 01:35:52.268 --> 01:35:53.921 Well, now I'm just gonna do me, 2319 01:35:53.921 --> 01:35:55.532 which sounds very masturbatory. 2320 01:35:55.532 --> 01:35:58.534 That is pretty much the case. 2321 01:35:58.534 --> 01:36:02.190 But...I'm doing me. 2322 01:36:02.190 --> 01:36:12.201 ♪♪ 2323 01:36:12.201 --> 01:36:13.854 ♪♪ 2324 01:36:13.854 --> 01:36:16.814 Again with two men and a dream. 2325 01:36:16.814 --> 01:36:18.641 One man and a dream. He, for years, was like, 2326 01:36:18.641 --> 01:36:20.164 "We should do another 'Jay and Silent Bob' movie." 2327 01:36:20.164 --> 01:36:22.211 I'm like, "No, we're lucky we did one," 2328 01:36:22.211 --> 01:36:23.560 and then one day, I was like, 2329 01:36:23.560 --> 01:36:26.257 "The boy is right," so here we are. 2330 01:36:26.257 --> 01:36:28.608 You made a beautiful movie. A beautiful movie. 2331 01:36:28.608 --> 01:36:29.871 Say something. 2332 01:36:29.871 --> 01:36:33.483 The movie is definitely like he said. 2333 01:36:33.483 --> 01:36:37.225 Reading it on the pages, I was like, "This is beautiful," 2334 01:36:37.225 --> 01:36:39.576 but then seeing it, 'cause he's already cut stuff 2335 01:36:39.576 --> 01:36:43.014 and then working with Harley, and like he said, I teared up. 2336 01:36:43.014 --> 01:36:44.623 I don't know. I'm super excited. 2337 01:36:44.623 --> 01:36:49.498 I wanted to pull him aside and say thanks. 2338 01:36:49.498 --> 01:36:52.719 Again, I'm horrible talking on the camera 2339 01:36:52.719 --> 01:36:55.461 when it comes to sharing and baring my heart. 2340 01:36:55.461 --> 01:36:57.680 Should have played Silent Bob. 2341 01:36:57.680 --> 01:36:59.551 Again, I can talk and tell funny stories, 2342 01:36:59.551 --> 01:37:02.337 but when it comes to speaking my heart, it's hard. 2343 01:37:02.337 --> 01:37:03.948 But, again, I love Kevin, 2344 01:37:03.948 --> 01:37:06.211 and I'm so happy we got to do this. 2345 01:37:06.211 --> 01:37:07.908 I'm like blown away we're done, 2346 01:37:07.908 --> 01:37:10.215 and I wanted to come and say, "Everyone, 2347 01:37:10.215 --> 01:37:13.523 that is a fucking wrap on 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot,'" 2348 01:37:13.523 --> 01:37:15.220 and I love this guy, and I'm gonna hug him. 2349 01:37:15.220 --> 01:37:17.091 I'm gonna kiss him, and you're gonna see it, 2350 01:37:17.091 --> 01:37:19.529 and Josh is gonna slowly push out and edit. 2351 01:37:19.529 --> 01:37:20.747 But what the great thing is, 2352 01:37:20.747 --> 01:37:22.010 guys, I don't mean to say this again, 2353 01:37:22.010 --> 01:37:23.359 but on the other side of the camera, 2354 01:37:23.359 --> 01:37:26.536 Josh wouldn't be here or have his fucking wife 2355 01:37:26.536 --> 01:37:28.886 if it also wasn't for 'Jay and Silent Bob' 2356 01:37:28.886 --> 01:37:30.408 or this guy. Thank you. 2357 01:37:30.408 --> 01:37:31.801 He ain't wrong. 2358 01:37:31.801 --> 01:37:33.282 Alright, guys. Thank you, man. 2359 01:37:33.282 --> 01:37:35.197 That's a wrap for "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot." 2360 01:37:35.197 --> 01:37:37.198 I love you. 2361 01:37:37.198 --> 01:37:47.208 ♪♪ 2362 01:37:47.208 --> 01:37:57.219 ♪♪ 2363 01:37:57.219 --> 01:38:04.399 ♪♪ 2364 01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:07.011 And action camera. 2365 01:38:07.011 --> 01:38:10.231 Action, Matt. 2366 01:38:10.231 --> 01:38:12.015 Hi. Remember me? 2367 01:38:12.015 --> 01:38:15.105 I'm Loki, the angel of death, from "Dogma." 2368 01:38:15.105 --> 01:38:19.502 Uh...well, I think he's mellowed a little bit. 2369 01:38:19.502 --> 01:38:21.112 He used to just give you line readings. 2370 01:38:21.112 --> 01:38:24.028 Like, he wrote in a very particular voice. 2371 01:38:24.028 --> 01:38:25.333 Like, I would honor, like, 2372 01:38:25.333 --> 01:38:26.988 every comma and exclamation point, 2373 01:38:26.988 --> 01:38:28.250 whereas Ben was a little more 2374 01:38:28.250 --> 01:38:31.078 fast and loose with his dialogue. 2375 01:38:31.078 --> 01:38:32.210 And action. 2376 01:38:32.210 --> 01:38:33.908 G'day. I'm Chris Hemsworth, 2377 01:38:33.908 --> 01:38:36.475 and, uh, well, I've been paid to welcome you 2378 01:38:36.475 --> 01:38:39.261 to the 10th Annual Hollywood Chronic-Con. 2379 01:38:39.261 --> 01:38:41.698 I listen to Kevin Smith's podcasts 2380 01:38:41.698 --> 01:38:45.222 when he reviews movies to kind of steal what he says 2381 01:38:45.222 --> 01:38:46.615 and use them in my own interviews 2382 01:38:46.615 --> 01:38:49.226 to sound a little bit more intelligent 2383 01:38:49.226 --> 01:38:51.185 and educated on the comic book world 2384 01:38:51.185 --> 01:38:52.882 and filmmaking in general. 2385 01:38:52.882 --> 01:38:54.449 Thanks, Kevin.