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A long time ago, in a galaxy far away…
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That's the wrong script… Here…
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There is a theory that any thought,
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any piece of information
broadcast into space,
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materializes
and sooner or later comes true.
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All living, thinking creatures
in our universe
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use this function.
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Every individual is unhappy
with their life at some point
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and constantly desires something better.
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The most demanding object in the Milky Way
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for the last 200,000 years
has been Planet Earth,
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populated by 7.5 billion people.
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Currently, the biggest demands
are sent into space from this location.
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No, not from Moscow.
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People there are far better off now.
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Voronezh is the most demanding location.
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Where is my passport?
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Aunt Luda, do you know which one it was?
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Look in a yellow one! Ours was yellow.
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All of them are yellow.
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Look better, our bag was over there.
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I always make a double knot.
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No drunkards have passed by yet,
I've looked from the window.
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Hey! I just remembered,
I threw out a lightbulb.
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Look in a bag with a lightbulb.
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-Marisha, here is your stuff.
-Where are you going? Come on, help me.
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Lyosha!
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I'm late. Vitya has already
called from the car service.
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What are you doing, in your clean clothes?
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How many times have I told you? Hygiene.
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Mom! Please!
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Come on, give me a boost.
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-What do you mean, give you a boost?
-I mean, give me a boost. Come on!
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Lyosha, what did I tell you?
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-Marina…
-Go two steps away from the dumpster.
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-Mother!
-Step back, I told you!
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It's the smell!
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I'm leaving.
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Aunt Lyuda, isn't this
our moldy bread here?
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It's a sin to throw away bread.
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Oh my God, a young family scene.
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Marina, say hello to the followers.
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Polosukhina, put the camera away. Now!
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Relax. It's only Stories, it will be gone
by the time of your wedding.
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-Hi, Liza!
-Hello. Hello, Aunt Lyuda.
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Marina! Are you diving for pearls?
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Not funny.
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I threw my passport in the trash. I think.
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Hi, Dmitry Olenin is here.
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This is Russian Radio and we continue
to make your wishes come true.
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Make a wish
and the Universe will hear you for sure.
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Do you really need your passport?
You're not going anywhere.
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Well, how do we go
to the registry office?
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Am I to put the stamp on my hand?
And have a fake marriage?
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You will have your wedding
and go there after the honeymoon.
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Polosukhina, are you out of your mind?
It's the most important thing.
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You wear a dress, your hair is done.
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These are memories that last a lifetime.
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Like memories from the young communists.
How valuable!
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What are you doing?
You smell like your grandmother!
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Phew, those are pheromones for a car.
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So, did you sign up for the marathon?
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I have my own marathon, I haven't eaten
for two weeks to fit into the dress.
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Well, there is a marathon of wishes.
Shush, Dusya. The song.
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It sucks.
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Feng shui works.
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Shit-shui works.
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Feng shui is such old stuff.
But the marathon of wishes is such a bomb!
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You make a wish, and everything
just pours into your pockets.
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Even things that cannot pour.
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Have any of your wishes come true, huh?
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My wishes?
Everyone's wishes have come true.
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Do you remember
how Pashka had that terrible blue nail?
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It was not just a nail, it was an omen.
It was so terrible.
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It's fine now,
but we've suffered for so many years.
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A nail?
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A nail. And don't be so skeptical
about it.
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For seven years I had no orgasm
because of this nail. None.
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I had to fake it.
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-Wait, didn't you leave him?
-Yeah, but not because of the nail.
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Okay, get a notebook, open it and
write down your seven greatest wishes.
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I only wish I had my passport back.
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Why are you so slow to understand?
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There is amplitude,
the Universe, you need to swing it.
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One wish isn't enough. If you have seven,
they'll go straight into space.
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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-Hi there.
-Here is the bride!
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I've asked you to take the food away.
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Don't you yell.
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Uh, why does it smell like cats here?
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Girls, did anyone see my passport?
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-I didn't.
-Nope.
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Damn.
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So what was it?
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Marathon of wishes.
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I want to find my passport.
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It really does smell like cats.
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I told you so.
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Aunt Lyuda, it's not at work.
Look behind the sofa.
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Maybe it has fallen there?
I'm not drinking, I'm working.
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When do we start with your hair?
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I would have left it loose.
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If it's gathered you look bald.
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I want a wedding with Lyosha
that makes everybody die with envy.
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And to be so damn beautiful.
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As I promised. Real Givenchy.
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But it was a little more expensive.
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How much?
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Put it under the frog.
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Damn, I did not find it. What about Ashot?
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"Mom, I want to be a paleontologist".
I nearly fainted.
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And what are you going to live on,
daughter?
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A dinosaur won't take you to Turkey.
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I want to go to Turkey with my beloved.
No, to Paris.
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He's got a 5th loan,
to pay off the 4th one.
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I want to pay off the loan
for the windows.
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Mom, ask Aunt Olya
if they will accept a photocopy.
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Will they make a passport
in one day, if it is urgent?
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I've brought you the tomatoes.
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Why am I sitting here?
To look into your glassy eyes?
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I'm telling you
whom I've met in a subway in Moscow.
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Khrustalev from the Urgant talk show.
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-Maybe he was just a look-alike.
-No way. I'm telling you, it was him.
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I got goosebumps and I understood
that I'm reaching a new level.
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Can you believe it, I was promoted
from cashier to manager. Amazing!
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I want to meet a star
to reach a new level.
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I'm only afraid I got pregnant.
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From Khrustalev?
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Well, we were standing so close.
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Hello? Aunt Lyuda?
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I want Aunt Lyuda to go back to Saratov
after the wedding. Immediately.
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"FRAGILE" - BECOME HIS DREAM
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I want Fragile perfume.
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I was wearing panties and a bra
from different sets.
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And I was so shy.
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So what?
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Nothing.
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Well, look at her!
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What are you crying about?
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The girl is getting married on Saturday
and you're giving us bad karma.
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I want a bra and panties
from the same set.
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Three sets.
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How much longer?
It's the 5th time this week.
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Has anybody called the energy company?
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-Your kids did this.
-Mine are at home, doing their homework.
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Stop yelling!
Everything's gonna be alright.
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Give it back.
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PASSPORT
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I'll give it back when she moves out.
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Mom, what do you want me to say?
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"Sorry, there will be no wedding?"
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Yes, that's what you'll say.
Sorry, there will be no wedding.
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Why don't you marry Sonya?
She is a perfect option.
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And you want this one? Miss Cuticles.
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Don't you see
that she doesn't suit you at all?
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-A she-tick.
-Mom!
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Mom what?
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I would have twisted her like that,
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but I'm afraid
the head will still be there.
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Lyuda, check the switch box.
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The electricity is back!
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-Vasya, turn it off, now!
-Jesus!
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Hello!
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Oh! You've frightened me!
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You know, you can't do that to me
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because I'm sick.
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Marishka!
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Marina, wait.
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Oh Lord! My heart ached three times.
This has never happened before.
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-Marina, dear…
-It had never happened before.
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Lyoshenka, you must bring me the drops.
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You have to go to the pharmacy
on Herzen Street.
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I'll go downstairs
and get some from Aunt Sveta.
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Oh, on Herzen Street…
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Mom, what Herzen Street?
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Do you want me to tell her right now?
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Wait!
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7th.
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Oh, 8th.
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Oh, 9th.
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Oh, 10th.
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Oh! It's a wandering spasm.
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Marinochka…
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Let's not dramatize, okay?
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Well, from this perspective
it's even better.
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I've gone through this all.
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Believe me. I'm a woman, I see everything.
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I'm on your side.
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You need a completely different man.
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What is it about Lyosha?
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You should understand, we are in love.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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After all, we are getting married,
we've booked a restaurant.
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You won't have any wedding.
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I've already stopped by Ashot's place
and cancelled the prepayment.
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Why are you sticking your nose
in everything, Aunt Lyuda?
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Because this is my son!
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Well, your son has become a man
only thanks to me!
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Who has taught him to go to Turkey, huh?
Who has cured his stomach?
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Give birth to your own children
and cure them!
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And I'll give birth!
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So go give birth, but not in my apartment!
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What?
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Your apartment?
And who has made the repairs here, huh?
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And the double-glazed windows?
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And who put up the wallpaper, huh?
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-Did you?
-I did!
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Well done!
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Yes, anything that is good here,
everything is mine!
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Here! I've bought this floor lamp, see?
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Well, put it back!
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-What about the camera?
-The camera is not yours!
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And this is my pillow, see?
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And the expander,
the expander is mine too.
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And I bought this crystal vase!
And this toy car.
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That's Lyosha's, put it back!
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Okay.
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And this I hung up for happiness.
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It sucks.
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My veil… and this is mine too!
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This is mine too.
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And the bunny, and the beauty bag.
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-And the tablecloth!
-No.
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Lyuda!
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Put it here!
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Are you sure you haven't put foil
in the microwave? It blows fuses.
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Tanya, I don't have a microwave, you know.
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Well, yes.
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Damn you!
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-And the photo frame is mine!
-No, it's mine!
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Give back the photo frame!
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Hello.
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Did you find your passport?
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Yes, I did.
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I've told you that Lisa Polosukhina
doesn't give bad advice.
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The marathon works 300%.
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The wedding's got canceled!
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How come your wedding's got canceled?
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I'm was going to have a blast there.
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And to eat for at least 7000 rubles.
And even for 8000 with pancreatin.
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Aunt Lyuda wants him
to marry Sonya Talmatskaya.
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She has taken back an advance payment
from the restaurant.
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Which Sonya? Ah, the ugly one.
Ugly as my life.
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She has no boobs and no brains.
Even ravens won't go after her!
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So don't worry.
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Tell me where to go, I'm leaving.
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Where are you going?
I'm no longer in Voronezh.
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I'm on business in Khanty-Mansiysk.
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00:14:06.810 --> 00:14:09.090
Why do you always complain?
252
00:14:09.170 --> 00:14:11.730
Don't you understand
that I'm here for our business?
253
00:14:11.810 --> 00:14:14.130
There's a congress here
on the marathons of wishes.
254
00:14:14.210 --> 00:14:19.050
Does it sound familiar? Everyone is here.
Even the head boss.
255
00:14:19.130 --> 00:14:21.810
If you touch her, any wish can come true.
256
00:14:21.890 --> 00:14:25.890
When you touch her boob,
magic starts to unfold.
257
00:14:25.970 --> 00:14:29.010
Dreams are coming true
when you are standing next to these boobs.
258
00:14:29.090 --> 00:14:31.610
Do you feel it? My friend
from the antenatal clinic knows a woman
259
00:14:31.690 --> 00:14:36.730
whose friend's girlfriend went to touch
her breast and you know what?
260
00:14:36.810 --> 00:14:38.650
A SUV hit her that day.
261
00:14:38.730 --> 00:14:40.370
She now lives
in the most expensive apartment.
262
00:14:40.450 --> 00:14:44.490
She eats diamonds
and Sting washes her feet. It's a miracle!
263
00:14:44.570 --> 00:14:46.530
What was her wish?
264
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To get married! And she did!
265
00:14:50.970 --> 00:14:52.690
The plane leaves in an hour.
266
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The plane to Khanty-Mansiysk.
267
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I'm buying the ticket and sending it
to you right now. You are welcome,
268
00:14:57.490 --> 00:14:59.850
you can pay me back later,
from the wedding money.
269
00:14:59.930 --> 00:15:03.410
The transfer is in St. Petersburg.
Get ready. You need to touch these boobs.
270
00:15:03.490 --> 00:15:05.410
-Do you have any luggage?
-No. Just a carry-on.
271
00:15:07.010 --> 00:15:09.210
Miss, do you know our policy
regarding dimensions?
272
00:15:09.290 --> 00:15:11.530
Maybe you also want
to bring a bathtub as a carry-on?
273
00:15:21.170 --> 00:15:22.570
We need to see him off quickly.
274
00:15:22.650 --> 00:15:24.930
He must be very drunk
if this song calms him down.
275
00:15:50.450 --> 00:15:54.010
Dear passengers,
welcome to the northern capital.
276
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The weather in St. Petersburg is good,
it's 18 degrees Celsius.
277
00:16:20.970 --> 00:16:21.970
Yes, Lisa?
278
00:16:22.050 --> 00:16:23.850
Oh, what kind of Prosecco
do they have here?
279
00:16:23.930 --> 00:16:26.890
Must've scraped the bottom of the barrel,
it tastes like kombucha.
280
00:16:26.970 --> 00:16:29.370
-What?
-Are you in St. Petersburg?
281
00:16:29.450 --> 00:16:30.770
I am. Listen, Lyosha is calling.
282
00:16:30.850 --> 00:16:33.370
Of course he is calling
after all that. Jerk.
283
00:16:33.450 --> 00:16:34.730
He has called 47 times already.
284
00:16:34.810 --> 00:16:38.370
Well, he should call another 47 times
before you even think in the direction
285
00:16:38.450 --> 00:16:41.650
of quietly saying a hateful "Hello".
286
00:16:41.730 --> 00:16:44.370
Wait, I'm just thinking,
maybe I should go back?
287
00:16:44.450 --> 00:16:45.690
Maybe I shouldn't go anywhere?
288
00:16:45.770 --> 00:16:48.170
What the hell is wrong with you?
Of course you should go!
289
00:16:48.250 --> 00:16:52.450
After all he has done you should answer
only after the 100th time.
290
00:16:52.530 --> 00:16:54.130
Do you remember Shorena?
291
00:16:54.210 --> 00:16:55.850
Whose eyelid has fallen.
292
00:16:55.930 --> 00:16:58.530
She had a fight with her boyfriend,
he called her 69 times
293
00:16:58.610 --> 00:17:00.610
and the 69th time
the foolish girl answered her phone.
294
00:17:00.690 --> 00:17:03.050
That was it,
he laughed at her over the phone.
295
00:17:03.770 --> 00:17:05.690
Her eyelid fell, and it didn't rise again.
296
00:17:06.650 --> 00:17:09.130
No way!
And I thought it was because of botox.
297
00:17:09.210 --> 00:17:12.330
What botox? Psychosomatics.
298
00:17:12.930 --> 00:17:14.130
How terrible!
299
00:17:14.210 --> 00:17:17.250
So only the 100th time.
300
00:17:27.210 --> 00:17:28.490
48!
301
00:18:12.210 --> 00:18:13.490
57!
302
00:18:14.490 --> 00:18:16.210
You see, everything was fine with us!
303
00:18:16.290 --> 00:18:18.450
While Aunt Lyuda was in Saratov. Damn.
304
00:18:18.530 --> 00:18:22.170
We were living in perfect harmony
for two years. Then she came. Damn.
305
00:18:22.250 --> 00:18:24.490
Everything will be fine, I've already
signed us up for these blessings.
306
00:18:24.570 --> 00:18:26.610
-Don't panic!
-What did you sign us up for?
307
00:18:26.690 --> 00:18:29.890
For you to come
and hug the woman and that's it!
308
00:18:29.970 --> 00:18:32.250
Mom is in Saratov.
You and your groom are in Voronezh.
309
00:18:32.330 --> 00:18:34.890
-Everyone is happy.
-Do you think it can work within a day?
310
00:18:34.970 --> 00:18:36.330
It will work right away.
311
00:18:36.410 --> 00:18:39.490
Yesterday I went to an ATM
to withdraw 2500 rubles,
312
00:18:39.570 --> 00:18:41.290
and it gave me only 2000.
313
00:18:41.370 --> 00:18:43.530
So I looked straight
into the camera and yelled,
314
00:18:43.610 --> 00:18:45.330
"Hey you, I'll remember you."
315
00:18:45.410 --> 00:18:48.370
In less than a second
the missing 500 rubles came out.
316
00:18:48.450 --> 00:18:50.890
Isn't that a miracle?
Can you imagine how powerful it was!
317
00:18:50.970 --> 00:18:52.330
Even machines are afraid of it.
318
00:18:54.370 --> 00:18:55.650
Boys!
319
00:18:55.730 --> 00:18:57.810
Lisa, wait. I'll call you back.
320
00:18:59.610 --> 00:19:01.010
This is yours.
321
00:19:01.090 --> 00:19:02.970
Thank you very much!
322
00:19:04.810 --> 00:19:05.610
Next.
323
00:19:06.890 --> 00:19:11.130
-Next, please.
-Miss, are you coming?
324
00:19:11.210 --> 00:19:12.650
Please go. I will go after you.
325
00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:21.050
Thank you. Thank you so much.
326
00:19:22.730 --> 00:19:23.610
You are wonderful.
327
00:19:25.650 --> 00:19:28.730
-Take your passports.
-Thanks!
328
00:19:32.450 --> 00:19:33.610
Thanks!
329
00:19:33.690 --> 00:19:35.050
-Have a nice flight.
-Goodbye.
330
00:19:35.130 --> 00:19:36.850
Hello, to Khanty-Mansiysk.
331
00:19:36.930 --> 00:19:38.010
Hello.
332
00:19:41.210 --> 00:19:45.370
Igor, do you still have registration
for flight 245 open?
333
00:19:45.450 --> 00:19:46.410
No.
334
00:19:48.930 --> 00:19:51.690
-Is something wrong?
-Yes, there are no more seats.
335
00:19:51.770 --> 00:19:53.610
-What?
-Just a second…
336
00:19:53.690 --> 00:19:55.010
What do you mean, no seats?
337
00:19:55.090 --> 00:19:56.890
-It is a whole hour before the flight.
-I know.
338
00:19:57.570 --> 00:19:58.850
Listen, you still had one seat, right?
339
00:19:58.930 --> 00:20:00.930
No. The plane is full, rebook her.
340
00:20:01.010 --> 00:20:02.170
Wait, what's going on?
341
00:20:02.250 --> 00:20:04.810
Nothing, we'll check you in
for the next flight.
342
00:20:05.690 --> 00:20:06.770
What do you mean, for the next flight?
343
00:20:06.850 --> 00:20:09.250
Sometimes they sell more tickets
than there are actual seats.
344
00:20:09.330 --> 00:20:10.890
The 7:40 a.m. check-in is closed.
345
00:20:10.970 --> 00:20:12.530
The young man just took the last seat.
346
00:20:14.490 --> 00:20:16.810
-Sir!
-Miss! Your passport!
347
00:20:16.890 --> 00:20:21.050
I'm terribly sorry, there was a mistake.
You took my seat.
348
00:20:22.050 --> 00:20:23.410
Koshkin, 17C…
349
00:20:23.490 --> 00:20:25.170
Yes, Koshkin, do you remember?
350
00:20:25.250 --> 00:20:28.530
You were standing right behind me
in the line, and I was in front of you.
351
00:20:28.610 --> 00:20:30.970
And a woman there dropped her stuff,
I started helping her,
352
00:20:31.050 --> 00:20:32.810
and you asked me, "Miss, are you going?",
353
00:20:32.890 --> 00:20:35.370
so I told you, "Go ahead",
do you remember?
354
00:20:35.450 --> 00:20:37.690
-Yes, I remember, so what?
-So, you took my place.
355
00:20:37.770 --> 00:20:40.770
And it was the last seat, you see?
I really have to go. Thanks!
356
00:20:40.850 --> 00:20:42.090
Miss, please swap this around.
357
00:20:42.170 --> 00:20:45.370
No, just a second. Let's not change
anything. I didn't even say a word.
358
00:20:45.450 --> 00:20:47.090
So please tell her.
359
00:20:49.450 --> 00:20:51.490
Vera…
360
00:20:51.570 --> 00:20:54.010
Let's help this woman… It's just…
361
00:20:54.090 --> 00:20:55.130
What do you mean, this woman?
362
00:20:55.210 --> 00:21:01.370
-She's a country girl. She misunderstood.
-Country girl? Stop calling me names.
363
00:21:01.450 --> 00:21:03.410
Listen, I'm trying to help you,
just a second.
364
00:21:03.490 --> 00:21:08.650
Hello! I work with people. I have a health
passport. My PPD has never been swollen.
365
00:21:10.170 --> 00:21:13.210
I can only offer you
business class at 11:00 a.m.
366
00:21:13.290 --> 00:21:15.730
Business class at 11:00 a.m. Great!
367
00:21:16.730 --> 00:21:20.490
What do you mean? Wait, stop!
368
00:21:20.570 --> 00:21:22.810
I will remember you.
369
00:21:22.890 --> 00:21:24.450
Damn. The memory is full.
370
00:21:25.890 --> 00:21:27.970
Are you just going to walk away?
371
00:21:28.050 --> 00:21:32.610
Dude! This is bad karma, see?
Bad karma, got it?
372
00:21:32.690 --> 00:21:34.330
Bad karma!
373
00:21:34.410 --> 00:21:36.170
You don't know what will happen!
374
00:21:36.250 --> 00:21:37.770
Bad karma. I will remember you!
375
00:21:37.850 --> 00:21:42.130
-Security, please come to desk 54.
-Miss, please put me on this flight.
376
00:21:42.210 --> 00:21:44.410
Please calm down,
you are scaring the passengers!
377
00:21:44.490 --> 00:21:49.010
Why do they scare so easily?
Get your hands off me! Okay! Well done.
378
00:21:49.090 --> 00:21:51.170
Vera, please, I really need to go.
379
00:21:51.250 --> 00:21:54.050
Can you put me on a folding chair?
380
00:21:54.130 --> 00:21:56.330
Unfortunately, it's against regulations.
381
00:21:56.410 --> 00:21:59.570
What kind of airline is this? You have
regulations and don't have seats.
382
00:21:59.650 --> 00:22:02.410
Get your hands off me!
383
00:22:02.490 --> 00:22:07.010
I said I need to go,
my whole life depends on it.
384
00:22:07.090 --> 00:22:12.570
This is bad karma,
I will remember you! And you, scum!
385
00:22:37.130 --> 00:22:38.770
Who do we have here?
386
00:22:39.690 --> 00:22:41.490
The overbooking victim is here.
387
00:22:41.570 --> 00:22:44.770
She cursed out half of the airport,
kicked the employees.
388
00:22:46.050 --> 00:22:47.650
You did everything right.
389
00:22:49.730 --> 00:22:51.610
Miss Gamynina.
390
00:22:51.690 --> 00:22:53.530
Marina Valerevna.
391
00:22:55.530 --> 00:22:58.890
Well, Marina,
are you going to pay the fine?
392
00:22:58.970 --> 00:23:01.050
I will. Just a second.
393
00:23:18.090 --> 00:23:19.370
Damn.
394
00:23:31.410 --> 00:23:32.970
No wallet.
395
00:23:33.050 --> 00:23:35.050
Can your relatives or anybody else
bring it to you?
396
00:23:37.530 --> 00:23:39.410
No.
397
00:23:39.490 --> 00:23:40.890
Then sit here.
398
00:23:43.810 --> 00:23:44.850
Wait!
399
00:23:47.730 --> 00:23:50.370
Will you take the expander?
400
00:23:51.610 --> 00:23:52.970
Or maybe an iron?
401
00:23:54.410 --> 00:23:56.170
You will stay here
until we've figured everything out.
402
00:23:56.250 --> 00:23:58.410
Take the photo frame, huh?
403
00:23:59.210 --> 00:24:00.690
It's a valuable thing!
404
00:24:18.450 --> 00:24:21.490
Baby, where did you go?
I've been looking for you all over.
405
00:24:22.050 --> 00:24:23.330
Give me the bags.
406
00:24:23.410 --> 00:24:24.930
Marina!
407
00:24:25.010 --> 00:24:26.770
Leave him!
408
00:24:27.610 --> 00:24:29.490
He is oversized luggage.
409
00:24:29.570 --> 00:24:32.690
He will ruin your life.
410
00:24:35.810 --> 00:24:37.610
And your trip!
411
00:24:43.850 --> 00:24:45.530
Do you breathe with your uterus?
412
00:24:46.890 --> 00:24:49.330
-What do you mean?
-You should.
413
00:24:49.410 --> 00:24:51.170
It's called "pussy power",
have you heard about it?
414
00:24:52.810 --> 00:24:56.890
All the energy of a single woman
is situated here.
415
00:24:57.850 --> 00:25:00.690
Here it is. The back door to your aura.
416
00:25:00.770 --> 00:25:04.170
Every woman has a personal connection
with the universe.
417
00:25:04.250 --> 00:25:07.690
It's an established fact.
It's our nucleus of power.
418
00:25:07.770 --> 00:25:10.810
An intergalactic portal.
419
00:25:10.890 --> 00:25:12.610
The main thing is to break the code.
420
00:25:12.690 --> 00:25:16.170
Open the passage, fluff it and stir it.
421
00:25:16.690 --> 00:25:17.810
And give it a boost.
422
00:25:18.690 --> 00:25:21.810
You can get any knowledge from there
423
00:25:21.890 --> 00:25:24.490
that was accumulated
by Russians, earthlings,
424
00:25:24.570 --> 00:25:26.770
any alien race, it doesn't matter.
425
00:25:26.850 --> 00:25:29.650
Why do you think Tereshkova
didn't travel to space anymore?
426
00:25:29.730 --> 00:25:30.930
Why?
427
00:25:31.010 --> 00:25:34.970
Because she was smarter than Brezhnev
when she came back. She knew everything.
428
00:25:35.050 --> 00:25:38.250
That the USSR would collapse. That
there would be this mess with the dollar.
429
00:25:38.330 --> 00:25:39.690
That Versace would be killed.
430
00:25:41.210 --> 00:25:44.250
Who are we, women, on this planet?
431
00:25:44.330 --> 00:25:47.210
We are foundlings! Aliens!
432
00:25:47.290 --> 00:25:49.850
Prominences of nature.
433
00:25:49.930 --> 00:25:51.890
And men were just put together from sand.
434
00:25:53.210 --> 00:25:56.090
When you sob into the void,
you only infuriate mother inertia.
435
00:25:56.170 --> 00:26:00.210
Stand on your head,
spread your legs to the extreme.
436
00:26:00.290 --> 00:26:03.090
And suck information from space.
437
00:26:04.090 --> 00:26:05.850
You will know everything beforehand.
438
00:26:05.930 --> 00:26:09.010
And don't just keep it inside,
release it from another end.
439
00:26:09.090 --> 00:26:10.530
Otherwise, it will tear you to shreds.
440
00:26:11.570 --> 00:26:13.610
Have you ever seen
how fish are jammed with dynamite?
441
00:26:13.690 --> 00:26:16.050
It's just like that. But without the fish.
442
00:26:16.130 --> 00:26:21.370
So, either a long "uh".
443
00:26:21.450 --> 00:26:23.330
Or sing a song. Any song.
444
00:26:29.330 --> 00:26:34.090
It's not possible
to live your life over again…
445
00:26:53.570 --> 00:26:55.650
I want…
446
00:26:57.010 --> 00:27:00.250
to get out of prison.
447
00:27:01.770 --> 00:27:03.290
To hit a child!
448
00:27:03.370 --> 00:27:04.370
Can you imagine? A child!
449
00:27:04.450 --> 00:27:06.490
I saw it myself! How is this possible?
450
00:27:06.570 --> 00:27:08.570
In front of his mother!
451
00:27:08.650 --> 00:27:10.810
-What's wrong with people nowadays?
-I just tripped.
452
00:27:10.890 --> 00:27:12.490
What child, are you kidding me?
453
00:27:12.570 --> 00:27:14.930
I saw it myself! Who does such a thing?
454
00:27:15.010 --> 00:27:16.090
She wasn't even there.
455
00:27:16.170 --> 00:27:18.010
What do you mean, I wasn't there?
Who was then?
456
00:27:18.090 --> 00:27:19.890
-This is absurd!
-Mom, don't yell!
457
00:27:19.970 --> 00:27:23.290
This is the 21st century, cameras are
everywhere. Check it on the computer.
458
00:27:23.370 --> 00:27:26.170
-Yes, he should pay for the beating.
-Why would I pay?
459
00:27:26.250 --> 00:27:28.330
I don't know! He may have a hidden injury.
460
00:27:28.410 --> 00:27:29.210
Are you insane?
461
00:27:29.290 --> 00:27:31.490
-Sit down, please!
-Howdy doody!
462
00:27:31.570 --> 00:27:33.410
-What are you doing here?
-Nothing.
463
00:27:34.490 --> 00:27:36.450
Why aren't you in Khanty-Mansiysk?
464
00:27:36.530 --> 00:27:37.850
For you, lady, I'm in Khanty-Mansiysk.
465
00:27:37.930 --> 00:27:40.130
Give me the fries,
we will make a reconstruction.
466
00:27:40.210 --> 00:27:42.930
-Do something, why are you sitting there?
-Quiet!
467
00:27:44.810 --> 00:27:45.610
Monster.
468
00:27:48.730 --> 00:27:49.530
Okay.
469
00:27:50.970 --> 00:27:53.050
-Who are you?
-I'm the victim.
470
00:27:53.130 --> 00:27:56.010
What kind of victim is she?
My plane has left.
471
00:27:59.930 --> 00:28:02.930
Do you see what's happening?
Now he's beating a woman.
472
00:28:03.010 --> 00:28:05.090
A woman! A mother of three.
473
00:28:05.170 --> 00:28:06.730
Children, come here.
474
00:28:06.810 --> 00:28:08.970
-It was an accident.
-I can't let you get away with that.
475
00:28:09.050 --> 00:28:11.090
-It was an accident.
-You all are witnesses.
476
00:28:11.170 --> 00:28:13.810
-Of course it was an accident!
-Money's not enough now…
477
00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:15.730
Bad karma.
478
00:28:15.810 --> 00:28:17.530
-Loser.
-Leave me alone.
479
00:28:17.610 --> 00:28:20.210
Don't touch other people's stuff
and nobody will bother you. Got it?
480
00:28:20.290 --> 00:28:22.090
-Nutcase.
-Badger!
481
00:28:22.170 --> 00:28:23.770
-Garden scarecrow!
-Stooped whale.
482
00:28:23.850 --> 00:28:27.130
-Fishwife.
-And you are a Homo sapiens.
483
00:28:27.690 --> 00:28:29.730
-You're full of it.
-You are!
484
00:28:44.090 --> 00:28:47.650
Honey, I got it.
Kids, let's go. It's some bad energy.
485
00:28:47.730 --> 00:28:51.610
Lacho, Manush, hurry.
Zlata, do not eat that.
486
00:28:52.530 --> 00:28:54.770
Hurry, children. Come on!
487
00:28:58.010 --> 00:29:00.210
And what kind of a show was that?
488
00:29:01.410 --> 00:29:02.890
Even those gypsies ran away from you.
489
00:29:03.450 --> 00:29:05.090
-Do you know the detainee?
-No.
490
00:29:05.170 --> 00:29:05.970
Yes!
491
00:29:08.010 --> 00:29:10.850
-Will you pay the fine for the girl?
-I don't need his handouts.
492
00:29:10.930 --> 00:29:12.090
Can I go now?
493
00:29:20.530 --> 00:29:26.130
Mister, today's forecasts are terrible,
the sun is super active, not good.
494
00:29:27.170 --> 00:29:28.690
So buy a photo frame.
495
00:29:28.770 --> 00:29:32.130
-It's a valuable thing.
-How much?
496
00:29:32.970 --> 00:29:33.810
How much?
497
00:29:33.890 --> 00:29:36.410
-I actually got it for 3000 rubles.
-How much is the fine?
498
00:29:37.170 --> 00:29:37.970
1500.
499
00:29:40.250 --> 00:29:42.490
1500. Here you go!
500
00:29:44.450 --> 00:29:47.530
Here, 1000, 2000.
Please, keep the change.
501
00:29:47.610 --> 00:29:49.650
-Yeah, take the frame.
-What?
502
00:29:49.730 --> 00:29:51.210
You've paid for it, take it.
503
00:29:52.530 --> 00:29:53.490
Here you are.
504
00:29:53.570 --> 00:29:55.970
-With a smile.
-Thanks.
505
00:30:02.210 --> 00:30:03.530
Fine.
506
00:30:03.610 --> 00:30:07.370
Your phone, your passport.
507
00:30:10.890 --> 00:30:14.130
Maybe you can release the girl too?
There are still 500 rubles left.
508
00:30:14.210 --> 00:30:18.210
Seriously? She was arrested for
anti-social behavior. She was smoking.
509
00:30:18.850 --> 00:30:20.490
What did she smoke?
510
00:30:20.570 --> 00:30:23.770
Not what, but with what body part.
511
00:30:44.170 --> 00:30:47.890
Hey! What are you doing?
512
00:30:49.050 --> 00:30:51.530
What are you doing?
If you don't like it, give it back.
513
00:30:52.850 --> 00:30:55.690
Actually, I bought it. Legally.
514
00:30:56.250 --> 00:30:58.050
Okay, let's swap.
515
00:30:58.770 --> 00:31:01.450
First buy, then swap.
like in primitive societies.
516
00:31:01.530 --> 00:31:04.770
Wait, I'm telling you. Oops!
517
00:31:11.050 --> 00:31:12.570
Careful.
518
00:31:13.250 --> 00:31:15.050
Here.
519
00:31:21.570 --> 00:31:24.090
-What?
-Nothing.
520
00:31:24.650 --> 00:31:27.690
Stop staring.
I'm actually getting married.
521
00:31:28.530 --> 00:31:30.410
-Tomorrow.
-Congratulations!
522
00:31:32.570 --> 00:31:35.690
-Take the expander instead of the frame.
-It's a wedding gift.
523
00:31:35.770 --> 00:31:37.570
It's a wedding gift.
524
00:31:46.370 --> 00:31:48.570
-Yes!
-Have you landed?
525
00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:50.610
-No, I'm still in Pulkovo.
-Oh come on!
526
00:31:50.690 --> 00:31:51.930
Don't even say anything!
527
00:31:52.010 --> 00:31:54.450
Do you understand what you're missing?
528
00:31:54.530 --> 00:31:57.250
When she entered the hall,
everybody's chakras started ringing.
529
00:31:57.330 --> 00:31:59.250
The grandmother next to me got married.
530
00:31:59.330 --> 00:32:01.290
And she is about 160 years old,
but she got a phone call.
531
00:32:01.370 --> 00:32:03.290
She didn't even understand
who it was and agreed.
532
00:32:03.370 --> 00:32:06.610
She's magical.
She's second only to Putin.
533
00:32:07.130 --> 00:32:09.690
-When will you be here?
-At 4 o'clock.
534
00:32:09.770 --> 00:32:12.050
The main event starts at 8,
so you will be here on time.
535
00:32:12.130 --> 00:32:13.890
-Run like the wind. Hurry!
-Yeah.
536
00:32:15.130 --> 00:32:19.210
77, 78, 79.
537
00:32:39.810 --> 00:32:42.850
-Miss, please, can I sit somewhere else?
-There are no vacant seats.
538
00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:46.530
My ex is sitting there,
as a woman you must understand me.
539
00:32:46.610 --> 00:32:49.170
Miss, please take your seat.
540
00:33:09.610 --> 00:33:11.170
Ladies and gentlemen!
541
00:33:11.250 --> 00:33:13.170
We are waiting
for the luggage loading to finish,
542
00:33:13.250 --> 00:33:15.170
and we will be ready for take-off
within 10 minutes.
543
00:33:22.930 --> 00:33:24.650
Can you change seats with me?
544
00:33:27.170 --> 00:33:30.050
Let's change.
545
00:33:31.770 --> 00:33:33.330
Let's change seats.
546
00:33:44.850 --> 00:33:47.370
-What?
-Is that you?
547
00:33:47.450 --> 00:33:49.170
No, it's not me.
548
00:33:49.970 --> 00:33:52.930
C'mon, I see it's you. Let me see.
549
00:33:53.010 --> 00:33:54.530
Again?
550
00:34:07.210 --> 00:34:10.890
The oil king is opening
a restaurant network in Russia
551
00:34:10.970 --> 00:34:14.730
together with a famous Italian chef…
552
00:34:15.930 --> 00:34:18.490
Massimo Ferani.
553
00:34:18.570 --> 00:34:21.330
Three finalists will compete
for the vacancy of a brand chef.
554
00:34:21.410 --> 00:34:25.490
Egor Glushenko, Viktor Kretnikov
and Alexander Koshkin.
555
00:34:25.570 --> 00:34:27.570
Hmm, Koshkin.
556
00:34:27.650 --> 00:34:30.770
The finals will take place
in Khanty-Mansiysk on July, 28.
557
00:34:31.610 --> 00:34:33.970
It's today, right?
558
00:34:40.290 --> 00:34:41.810
Gosh.
559
00:35:05.370 --> 00:35:08.010
This is too much. What are you doing?
560
00:35:08.090 --> 00:35:09.810
Sorry, Polosukhina won't believe me
561
00:35:09.890 --> 00:35:12.130
if I tell her that I was sitting
next to the guy from a magazine.
562
00:35:12.210 --> 00:35:14.770
-Is there a free seat in the back?
-Unfortunately, we have a full board.
563
00:35:14.850 --> 00:35:17.090
-Check again!
-We have a full board. I'm sorry.
564
00:35:17.170 --> 00:35:19.530
Okay, I'll delete it.
565
00:35:20.490 --> 00:35:23.250
-I'm deleting it.
-Could you move? Please.
566
00:35:23.330 --> 00:35:25.090
Here.
567
00:35:25.170 --> 00:35:27.570
Damn. Mister Metropolitan!
568
00:35:28.570 --> 00:35:31.810
Well, of course,
he was in a magazine. A star!
569
00:35:31.890 --> 00:35:34.610
I'm just a cook!
Why are you calling me a star?
570
00:35:34.690 --> 00:35:36.610
And you are making such a face now.
571
00:35:36.690 --> 00:35:38.610
Listen, why are you bothering me
all the time, huh?
572
00:35:38.690 --> 00:35:41.610
I've solved all your troubles,
I've changed seats with you.
573
00:35:41.690 --> 00:35:44.530
And you didn't even say thank you,
you didn't even say your name!
574
00:35:46.210 --> 00:35:48.490
Marina Gamynina.
575
00:35:52.530 --> 00:35:55.450
-Alexander.
-What?
576
00:36:01.370 --> 00:36:03.410
I wasn't asking you. Stop laughing.
577
00:36:06.250 --> 00:36:07.650
Wait!
578
00:36:07.730 --> 00:36:11.490
I have to sit between you two
and make a wish. Let's change seats.
579
00:36:12.770 --> 00:36:14.730
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking,
580
00:36:14.810 --> 00:36:16.730
our flight is delayed
due to a technical malfunction.
581
00:36:16.810 --> 00:36:20.370
All passengers will stay at the airport
while we change the aircraft.
582
00:36:20.450 --> 00:36:22.570
We apologize for the inconvenience.
583
00:36:24.250 --> 00:36:28.490
Listen, if you're so cool, tell me,
is it true that you need to eat raw pasta?
584
00:36:28.570 --> 00:36:33.010
-Al dente.
-Are you specialized in pizza and pasta?
585
00:36:33.090 --> 00:36:35.370
-God forbid.
-Then what?
586
00:36:35.450 --> 00:36:37.850
Modern Russian cuisine.
587
00:36:38.410 --> 00:36:39.810
You can eat that at home.
588
00:36:39.890 --> 00:36:41.850
You definitely won't eat
such food at home.
589
00:36:47.250 --> 00:36:51.250
Modern Russian cuisine is a unique
phenomenon. Do you understand?
590
00:36:51.330 --> 00:36:54.770
And if a restaurant operates as
a chef's table then it is pure creativity.
591
00:36:54.850 --> 00:36:57.810
You take the ingredients
that lie on the table in front of you
592
00:36:57.890 --> 00:37:00.330
and I don't know, make a revolution!
593
00:37:01.490 --> 00:37:02.690
Well, a naked cook.
594
00:37:02.770 --> 00:37:05.290
-Ah, so you are cooking in a strip club.
-No!
595
00:37:05.370 --> 00:37:08.050
Come on, don't be shy.
One was just opened on Herzen Street.
596
00:37:08.130 --> 00:37:12.050
What strip club? Are you kidding me?
We cook without a menu, you know?
597
00:37:13.810 --> 00:37:17.290
For example, nasturtiums are blooming now,
so I take a nasturtium, freshly cut…
598
00:37:17.370 --> 00:37:22.970
I bake an apple, mash it
and serve it with this nasturtium
599
00:37:23.050 --> 00:37:25.530
as, I don't know, as a sandwich.
600
00:37:25.610 --> 00:37:27.410
-With nasturtium?
-Yes! With nasturtium!
601
00:37:27.490 --> 00:37:31.690
You rip off one bud, bite it and… wow!
602
00:37:33.130 --> 00:37:35.410
So you eat a baked apple
603
00:37:35.490 --> 00:37:37.490
as if it's with horseradish
and goat cheese.
604
00:37:37.570 --> 00:37:40.930
Modern Russian cuisine
is when you look at the plate,
605
00:37:41.010 --> 00:37:43.210
see the future, close your eyes
606
00:37:43.290 --> 00:37:45.690
and find yourself
at your grandmother's home.
607
00:37:46.970 --> 00:37:48.370
I can do a sandwich.
608
00:37:48.450 --> 00:37:51.210
You know, with cheese,
ham and mayonnaise.
609
00:37:51.290 --> 00:37:53.530
But mayonnaise should be light.
That's a must.
610
00:37:53.610 --> 00:37:56.370
Because, you know, when it's heavy,
it makes your stomach ache.
611
00:38:11.730 --> 00:38:14.610
I understand everything,
pick up the phone, please.
612
00:38:18.450 --> 00:38:20.250
LISA, DOES A VOICE MESSAGE
COUNT AS A CALL?
613
00:38:24.370 --> 00:38:27.090
Two hours? Three hours?
Four hours, when?
614
00:38:27.170 --> 00:38:29.770
The airplane is being replaced
for technical reasons.
615
00:38:29.850 --> 00:38:31.810
-So what?
-Maybe even eight.
616
00:38:31.890 --> 00:38:33.290
-What?
-Don't worry.
617
00:38:33.370 --> 00:38:37.010
We will give you a food coupon.
Take a seat, please.
618
00:38:37.090 --> 00:38:40.770
Do I have to eat ham and cheese
sandwiches for 8 hours?
619
00:38:40.850 --> 00:38:43.450
-Sir, don't panic, please.
-I'm not going to wait.
620
00:38:43.530 --> 00:38:47.730
Eight hours delay. I will be late.
621
00:38:48.690 --> 00:38:50.650
I'll be too late to touch…
622
00:38:53.690 --> 00:38:55.450
What do you want?
623
00:38:55.530 --> 00:38:58.450
My mother is calling from Israel,
she's having an operation there.
624
00:38:58.530 --> 00:39:00.690
I will never get married.
625
00:39:01.410 --> 00:39:05.010
This is the tribal curse
of the Voronezh single mom.
626
00:39:05.090 --> 00:39:07.170
Hello? Aren't you on the plane yet?
627
00:39:07.250 --> 00:39:09.450
My aunt told me about it,
628
00:39:09.530 --> 00:39:13.370
every 5th woman in the family
stays without a man.
629
00:39:13.450 --> 00:39:15.770
That's ridiculous.
630
00:39:15.850 --> 00:39:17.730
Take your wish diary now and write:
631
00:39:17.810 --> 00:39:19.810
I want to get on a plane
right now, got it?
632
00:39:21.050 --> 00:39:22.130
Yes.
633
00:39:23.090 --> 00:39:25.890
Now go wash your face,
I know how ugly you're looking.
634
00:39:25.970 --> 00:39:28.010
I'll call you in an hour.
635
00:39:28.090 --> 00:39:31.450
Bye! Sorry, the surgery was successful.
The hair has taken roots.
636
00:39:35.170 --> 00:39:36.770
I WANT TO GO TO PARIS WITH MY BELOVED
637
00:39:36.850 --> 00:39:38.130
I need this.
638
00:39:39.210 --> 00:39:40.010
I WANT TO HAVE THE LOAN PAID
639
00:39:40.090 --> 00:39:41.410
And this.
640
00:39:42.610 --> 00:39:43.450
I WANT A WEDDING WITH LYOSHA
AT A RESTAURANT
641
00:39:43.530 --> 00:39:45.370
And this most of all.
642
00:39:47.530 --> 00:39:50.210
I want to get on a plane now!
643
00:40:05.930 --> 00:40:08.050
-Drinking tap water?
-I'll pray for the best.
644
00:40:08.130 --> 00:40:10.890
Yes, everything is fine.
The main thing is to alkalize.
645
00:40:10.970 --> 00:40:12.010
I was at the hydrologist,
646
00:40:12.090 --> 00:40:13.530
the water doesn't matter,
the main thing is alkali.
647
00:40:14.130 --> 00:40:16.290
Alkali, you yourself are alkali.
648
00:40:16.370 --> 00:40:18.250
Okay, don't make me laugh
or my fillers will scatter.
649
00:40:19.130 --> 00:40:21.730
And how long is the flight
to Khanty-Mansiysk?
650
00:40:21.810 --> 00:40:24.650
I don't know, but for sure
it won't take more than a day.
651
00:40:26.010 --> 00:40:27.970
The main thing is
that it won't be as with Vladivostok.
652
00:40:28.050 --> 00:40:32.090
Do you remember Chewbacca?
I was screaming "raw" for 12 hours!
653
00:40:32.170 --> 00:40:34.690
I was coughing the fur out
for the next two days.
654
00:40:34.770 --> 00:40:37.130
Damn if my mother finds out
that I cut her fur coat to make a suit,
655
00:40:37.210 --> 00:40:40.530
it's better to say that I'm a prostitute.
So at least she understands.
656
00:40:40.610 --> 00:40:42.650
Girls, what are you flying
to Khanty-Mansiysk with?
657
00:40:42.730 --> 00:40:45.690
-On a private jet.
-Shut up.
658
00:40:46.650 --> 00:40:49.530
Lady, what are you doing there?
Are you moisturizing? So go do it.
659
00:40:52.250 --> 00:40:54.250
Shit! Stas wrote that he hanged himself.
660
00:40:54.330 --> 00:40:56.770
What? Half an hour before the flight?
661
00:40:56.850 --> 00:40:58.210
-What a wimp!
-Not a man at all.
662
00:40:58.290 --> 00:41:00.010
-Not a man.
-I'm not going.
663
00:41:00.770 --> 00:41:04.570
-I'm not going.
-Let's just shut your little mouth.
664
00:41:05.290 --> 00:41:07.250
If we don't find a man,
no one will fly anywhere.
665
00:41:08.570 --> 00:41:11.050
Girls, I think we can help each other.
666
00:41:14.170 --> 00:41:15.770
What do you mean there are no seats?
Look again!
667
00:41:15.850 --> 00:41:17.770
-One minute.
-What, are we living in Narnia?
668
00:41:17.850 --> 00:41:20.130
Why one minute?
I'm not flying through the wardrobe.
669
00:41:20.210 --> 00:41:22.010
How many seats are on the plane?
I don't know.
670
00:41:22.090 --> 00:41:24.330
-Check flights through Moscow…
-Follow me.
671
00:41:24.410 --> 00:41:27.050
Wait! Stop right there!
672
00:41:28.290 --> 00:41:30.690
-Are you insane?
-Come here.
673
00:41:31.970 --> 00:41:33.930
There is a private jet flying
to Khanty-Mansiysk.
674
00:41:34.010 --> 00:41:36.130
I've made arrangements,
they are taking us on board.
675
00:41:36.210 --> 00:41:38.730
-Whom did you make arrangements with?
-With the girls from the bathroom.
676
00:41:38.810 --> 00:41:41.290
-Come on, you will be Stas!
-Stas who?
677
00:41:41.970 --> 00:41:44.490
Their Stas hanged himself.
And they need one who is alive.
678
00:41:45.050 --> 00:41:47.330
One second, are you okay?
Go drink some water.
679
00:41:47.410 --> 00:41:49.610
Don't drink plain water.
It has to be alkalized.
680
00:41:55.930 --> 00:41:57.730
Alexander, what do you mean
you can't depart?
681
00:41:57.810 --> 00:41:58.970
Don't you understand what's at stake?
682
00:41:59.050 --> 00:42:00.650
If you don't arrive on time,
you will not participate.
683
00:42:00.730 --> 00:42:01.850
Are you coming?
684
00:42:07.490 --> 00:42:10.290
Here is Stas. Here you are.
685
00:42:16.170 --> 00:42:17.450
Turn around.
686
00:42:18.690 --> 00:42:20.850
-Me?
-Turn around.
687
00:42:27.570 --> 00:42:29.530
Not bad. He's got the look.
688
00:42:33.250 --> 00:42:34.570
And who is that bimbo?
689
00:42:37.250 --> 00:42:41.050
-Well…
-She is with me.
690
00:42:43.250 --> 00:42:47.210
She is super universal.
Can be a goat, can be Samanta.
691
00:42:55.090 --> 00:42:57.090
She is okay. We'll take her.
692
00:43:04.730 --> 00:43:05.970
Wow!
693
00:43:06.050 --> 00:43:08.010
Who is the cameraman today?
694
00:43:08.090 --> 00:43:09.530
-Me.
-Great.
695
00:43:09.610 --> 00:43:11.450
-I've just loaded a new app.
-Super.
696
00:43:11.530 --> 00:43:13.890
I've got the new app too.
697
00:43:34.090 --> 00:43:35.530
Unbelievable!
698
00:43:40.010 --> 00:43:41.490
Perfect.
699
00:43:46.650 --> 00:43:48.090
Okay…
700
00:43:51.170 --> 00:43:53.370
I need to take one for myself…
701
00:43:55.130 --> 00:43:57.130
and for Polosukhina.
702
00:44:06.170 --> 00:44:08.450
Alexander Koshkin.
703
00:44:14.730 --> 00:44:18.370
Polosukhina, greetings from the sky queen.
704
00:44:18.450 --> 00:44:21.290
Can you believe it,
I wished a private jet!
705
00:44:23.810 --> 00:44:26.890
Khanty-Mansiysk, welcome, Miss Gamynina.
706
00:44:28.890 --> 00:44:30.810
-Here, put this on!
-What is it?
707
00:44:30.890 --> 00:44:33.530
A parachute. If we go down,
you will glide over the Urals.
708
00:44:38.650 --> 00:44:41.450
THE BEST OF BRAD PITT
SEVEN
709
00:44:42.290 --> 00:44:43.810
There is blood.
710
00:44:45.130 --> 00:44:47.810
You've lived an honorable life, detective.
711
00:44:47.890 --> 00:44:50.610
-You can be proud.
-Shut up.
712
00:44:50.690 --> 00:44:51.730
What's in the box?
713
00:45:00.530 --> 00:45:02.850
You don't want to know what's in the box.
714
00:45:02.930 --> 00:45:04.770
What's in the box? I'm asking you!
715
00:45:05.930 --> 00:45:07.330
What's in the box?
716
00:45:09.650 --> 00:45:11.010
-Drop the gun.
-No.
717
00:45:11.090 --> 00:45:12.890
What's in the box?
718
00:45:12.970 --> 00:45:16.970
What is in the box?
719
00:45:17.050 --> 00:45:18.890
Lift the light higher.
720
00:45:18.970 --> 00:45:21.130
What is in the box?
721
00:45:21.210 --> 00:45:22.650
No, no!
722
00:45:22.730 --> 00:45:25.770
No! Ah, no!
723
00:45:25.850 --> 00:45:29.370
What is in the box? I'm asking!
724
00:45:29.450 --> 00:45:32.290
What is in there? What is in that box?
725
00:45:32.370 --> 00:45:34.530
No. No.
726
00:45:36.330 --> 00:45:41.010
What is in this damn box?
727
00:45:41.090 --> 00:45:43.650
Wait. Stop. No!
728
00:45:43.730 --> 00:45:46.010
What is in the box? I'm asking!
729
00:45:46.090 --> 00:45:48.330
What is in the box? Answer me!
730
00:45:48.410 --> 00:45:50.730
What is it? What's in the box?
731
00:45:50.810 --> 00:45:51.850
Shh, turn it off.
732
00:45:55.690 --> 00:45:57.570
Turn off your phone.
733
00:45:57.650 --> 00:46:00.570
I can't. It's Lyosha calling.
This is the 100th call!
734
00:46:03.170 --> 00:46:04.370
What are you doing?
735
00:46:04.450 --> 00:46:06.810
Polosukhina said
that I should answer the 100th call.
736
00:46:06.890 --> 00:46:08.410
Turn off that damn phone!
737
00:46:08.490 --> 00:46:12.010
Hello. I need you.
Can you hear me, let's talk.
738
00:46:12.090 --> 00:46:14.650
Are you nuts? Turn off your phone!
739
00:46:14.730 --> 00:46:18.570
Hello. Lyosha!
740
00:46:18.650 --> 00:46:21.170
-That's it, I don't have any inspiration.
-Hello.
741
00:46:21.250 --> 00:46:24.250
Wait. You are doing everything right.
742
00:46:24.330 --> 00:46:27.690
The scene opening was bad anyway.
Not because of you!
743
00:46:27.770 --> 00:46:31.090
It's just Vita's phone was vibrating.
It was.
744
00:46:31.170 --> 00:46:32.010
Hello, Lyosha.
745
00:46:32.090 --> 00:46:36.210
My inspiration is gone. You know
how hard it is to get some inspiration.
746
00:46:36.290 --> 00:46:38.050
-Easy.
-What is in the box?!
747
00:46:38.130 --> 00:46:39.450
Hello, Lyosha.
748
00:46:39.530 --> 00:46:42.690
-You are a stupid sheep!
-She is just a fool.
749
00:46:42.770 --> 00:46:44.250
Go away!
750
00:46:44.330 --> 00:46:46.370
-Can you hear me?
-Wait, fool.
751
00:46:46.450 --> 00:46:50.290
You, you are a stupid sheep.
752
00:46:50.370 --> 00:46:52.610
You've ruined everything!
My whole mental preparation.
753
00:46:52.690 --> 00:46:55.690
Maybe I don't need to fly anywhere.
Let me go!
754
00:47:06.450 --> 00:47:09.970
Why did you do this?
755
00:47:10.050 --> 00:47:12.370
Perverts! Damn!
756
00:47:12.450 --> 00:47:17.010
-Couldn't you wait a couple of hours?
-I couldn't.
757
00:47:17.090 --> 00:47:19.290
It was important. Country girls.
758
00:47:20.530 --> 00:47:26.010
I've lost everything.
759
00:47:26.650 --> 00:47:29.530
C'mon! You didn't lose everything.
We will pick everything up.
760
00:47:31.770 --> 00:47:34.610
What are you picking up here?
Are you really that stupid?
761
00:47:36.290 --> 00:47:38.490
It was my only chance in life.
762
00:47:38.570 --> 00:47:40.770
I needed that contest!
763
00:47:40.850 --> 00:47:43.410
Relax, maybe you still can make it!
Don't hit me.
764
00:47:46.170 --> 00:47:47.290
Where is my passport?
765
00:47:48.410 --> 00:47:51.090
Did you take my passport? Where is it?
766
00:47:58.290 --> 00:47:59.690
You!
767
00:47:59.770 --> 00:48:01.530
-You!
-Quiet. Quiet.
768
00:48:01.610 --> 00:48:04.170
The moment I met you
everything started falling apart!
769
00:48:04.250 --> 00:48:08.850
Only catastrophes, bad karma, damn karma.
770
00:48:09.530 --> 00:48:10.730
Why "damn"?
771
00:48:10.810 --> 00:48:12.930
We only had a chance to fly
772
00:48:13.010 --> 00:48:16.010
because I write everything down
in my notebook.
773
00:48:16.090 --> 00:48:18.290
Do you know who that man was?
774
00:48:18.370 --> 00:48:20.370
-What man?
-The one you ripped out of the magazine?
775
00:48:20.450 --> 00:48:22.170
I dreamed about working with him
for my entire life!
776
00:48:22.250 --> 00:48:24.410
It was all I dreamed of.
777
00:48:26.970 --> 00:48:29.410
Do you know how important this call was?
778
00:48:29.490 --> 00:48:32.770
It was one of the most important calls
of my life!
779
00:48:32.850 --> 00:48:34.290
You know what?
780
00:48:34.370 --> 00:48:36.490
You know what!
781
00:48:39.410 --> 00:48:40.530
Damn!
782
00:48:58.650 --> 00:48:59.890
The screen is broken.
783
00:49:23.290 --> 00:49:27.490
Dear passengers,
flight number GF1310 to Khanty-Mansiysk
784
00:49:27.570 --> 00:49:32.210
is delayed.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
785
00:49:32.290 --> 00:49:34.170
MESSAGE FROM AUNT LYUDA
786
00:49:41.690 --> 00:49:44.770
Look at him!
787
00:49:44.850 --> 00:49:48.970
This is Marina's Lyosha! They are kissing.
788
00:49:49.050 --> 00:49:51.170
With their tongues!
789
00:50:40.570 --> 00:50:43.210
Give me some fries or I'll die.
790
00:50:44.370 --> 00:50:47.690
-It's not a pawnshop here.
-In a pawnshop it would be worth more.
791
00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:52.370
Please!
792
00:50:52.450 --> 00:50:54.890
I can see you're a sunny person.
793
00:51:04.530 --> 00:51:08.090
-Where are you flying to?
-To the States!
794
00:51:08.170 --> 00:51:10.690
Mysterious traveler?
795
00:51:10.770 --> 00:51:14.130
But you have a domestic passport.
So you fly inside Russia.
796
00:51:14.210 --> 00:51:17.130
-Inside Russia.
-Do you love Russia, patriotic girl?
797
00:51:20.730 --> 00:51:25.170
Sir, excuse me.
Just a moment, Miss.
798
00:51:26.610 --> 00:51:28.130
Why did you sit down next to her?
799
00:51:29.650 --> 00:51:31.370
-What do you mean?
-What I said!
800
00:51:31.450 --> 00:51:33.410
Am I worse?
801
00:51:33.490 --> 00:51:36.010
I was sitting closer.
And you passed me by and went to her.
802
00:51:37.290 --> 00:51:39.450
Why did you do this U-turn?
803
00:51:42.250 --> 00:51:44.850
I don't like these fries at all.
804
00:51:44.930 --> 00:51:48.890
I don't understand why everybody
is eating them. Like crazy! Damn.
805
00:51:52.010 --> 00:51:54.890
I would like to have
a baked apple with sour cream.
806
00:51:54.970 --> 00:51:57.290
-And put some nasturtium in it.
-What?
807
00:51:57.370 --> 00:52:00.530
Nasturtium. It's a flower.
808
00:52:02.930 --> 00:52:04.530
Country boy.
809
00:52:05.090 --> 00:52:08.610
In short, I'd prefer that to your fries.
810
00:52:09.410 --> 00:52:11.010
No. It sucks either way.
811
00:52:15.170 --> 00:52:17.410
My Lyosha is so kind.
812
00:52:17.490 --> 00:52:21.490
-I should have stayed.
-Your Lyosha is an asshole!
813
00:52:24.130 --> 00:52:26.010
Why is my Lyosha an asshole?
814
00:52:27.130 --> 00:52:29.370
He is such an asshole!
815
00:52:30.210 --> 00:52:32.050
Asshole!
816
00:52:32.850 --> 00:52:34.850
What are you doing?
817
00:52:37.170 --> 00:52:38.570
There is an excellent trick.
818
00:52:40.370 --> 00:52:42.530
Look! Did he hurt you?
819
00:52:43.850 --> 00:52:46.290
-Yes, he did.
-So you need to hurt him back.
820
00:52:49.250 --> 00:52:50.290
But how?
821
00:52:52.050 --> 00:52:55.890
Good sex is an answer to anything.
If you know what I mean.
822
00:52:57.050 --> 00:52:58.730
Do you think I can't do it?
823
00:52:58.810 --> 00:53:01.210
-Do you think…
-I don't think anything.
824
00:53:01.290 --> 00:53:05.130
So don't. Your function now
is to be a body.
825
00:54:10.050 --> 00:54:12.450
-Hello.
-Where are you?
826
00:54:16.050 --> 00:54:18.570
This is it. This is the end.
827
00:54:18.650 --> 00:54:22.850
Do you understand?
This and that, and a backpack!
828
00:54:22.930 --> 00:54:27.210
-With the passport in it.
-Congratulations.
829
00:54:27.290 --> 00:54:28.970
This is one of three options.
830
00:54:29.050 --> 00:54:31.810
It's either a curse or complete bullshit.
831
00:54:31.890 --> 00:54:35.650
This is bad karma knocking
on your life's door. Congratulations.
832
00:54:35.730 --> 00:54:38.730
Open the door and let it in.
No, wait, don't let it in!
833
00:54:38.810 --> 00:54:41.130
It has your keys anyway.
834
00:54:41.210 --> 00:54:43.970
This was all because of you.
835
00:54:44.050 --> 00:54:45.810
Because of your stupid marathon.
836
00:54:45.890 --> 00:54:47.970
Why is it stupid?
837
00:54:48.050 --> 00:54:51.850
Because if it wasn't for you,
I would have been home right now.
838
00:54:51.930 --> 00:54:54.570
I have a wedding tomorrow by the way.
839
00:54:56.650 --> 00:54:59.050
I know, you are in shock right now.
840
00:54:59.130 --> 00:55:03.770
-And as your friend I must…
-What friend?
841
00:55:05.090 --> 00:55:08.570
I did your nails for free five years ago.
842
00:55:08.650 --> 00:55:11.410
And now we are friends?
843
00:55:12.090 --> 00:55:14.050
Now you offend me.
844
00:55:14.130 --> 00:55:17.090
And when the dorm was on fire,
who raced back inside?
845
00:55:17.170 --> 00:55:19.010
Who rescued your makeup bag?
846
00:55:19.090 --> 00:55:22.370
And who was sitting there with her face
covered in tears and snot?
847
00:55:22.450 --> 00:55:26.010
Wait, it was you who caused the fire
with you magical lamp!
848
00:55:26.090 --> 00:55:28.810
That's a case to be investigated.
And now, my friend, listen…
849
00:55:28.890 --> 00:55:32.970
No, I will give you some advice now.
You know what, Polosukhina?
850
00:55:33.050 --> 00:55:35.050
Take care of your own life first!
851
00:55:35.130 --> 00:55:37.090
You're close to your menopause.
852
00:55:37.170 --> 00:55:40.330
And you're still blaming everything
on lunar activity.
853
00:55:40.410 --> 00:55:42.170
And you are taking me down with you.
854
00:55:42.250 --> 00:55:44.970
-Do you know who you are?
-Who?
855
00:55:45.050 --> 00:55:47.290
You are a cow.
856
00:55:48.410 --> 00:55:50.170
A cow from the countryside.
857
00:55:56.930 --> 00:55:58.010
Marina.
858
00:55:59.250 --> 00:56:00.650
I've heard you.
859
00:56:00.730 --> 00:56:02.610
Don't ever call me again!
860
00:56:17.330 --> 00:56:19.810
Do you clean your liver?
861
00:56:20.570 --> 00:56:23.530
-What?
-Okay, never mind.
862
00:56:40.410 --> 00:56:45.650
-Is this your detox?
-Detox, gallbladder cleansing.
863
00:56:45.730 --> 00:56:47.370
Enematronix.
864
00:56:47.450 --> 00:56:51.130
This is such an old stuff.
Turning oneself inside-out.
865
00:56:51.210 --> 00:56:52.890
Totally inside-out.
866
00:56:52.970 --> 00:56:55.530
What is the liver? It is a strainer.
867
00:56:55.610 --> 00:56:58.090
It's the passport control of our anger.
868
00:56:58.170 --> 00:57:00.770
Everything that you have lived through
without a smile,
869
00:57:00.850 --> 00:57:03.570
all these leftovers are right here.
870
00:57:05.010 --> 00:57:06.970
This is a catalogue of our horrors.
871
00:57:11.570 --> 00:57:15.570
-Do you know who I am?
-Who?
872
00:57:17.690 --> 00:57:19.050
Karmologist.
873
00:57:19.690 --> 00:57:21.210
An exclusive one.
874
00:57:21.290 --> 00:57:23.810
The only specialist
in the whole East European Plain.
875
00:57:23.890 --> 00:57:27.650
I don't do free counselling normally.
But this situation is critical.
876
00:57:28.730 --> 00:57:31.890
Look, everything
you are going through right now
877
00:57:31.970 --> 00:57:34.850
is the law of cause and effect.
878
00:57:36.210 --> 00:57:37.730
So, listen.
879
00:57:38.650 --> 00:57:41.530
You want to marry a man
who kisses Sonya in the alley?
880
00:57:42.330 --> 00:57:46.010
-The effect is: you are suffering.
-Are you from outer space?
881
00:57:46.090 --> 00:57:48.290
You were talking on the phone
for half an hour.
882
00:57:49.650 --> 00:57:53.130
Don't interrupt me. There's a man,
there's Sonya, and you are suffering.
883
00:57:53.210 --> 00:57:57.450
You should open up to the Universe.
And live out the principle called
884
00:57:57.530 --> 00:58:00.770
"Thanks to everything that has happened",
"Yes to everything that is coming".
885
00:58:00.850 --> 00:58:03.890
The effect is you become happy.
Just like I am.
886
00:58:03.970 --> 00:58:07.090
You reap what you sow.
You'll come where you are going.
887
00:58:07.890 --> 00:58:09.570
And where am I going?
888
00:58:10.530 --> 00:58:14.090
It doesn't matter where you are going.
What's important is how. Karma!
889
00:58:14.170 --> 00:58:17.610
If you want to live well,
do good to yourself and to others.
890
00:58:21.210 --> 00:58:24.330
It was fast today.
It must be the new sensors.
891
00:58:24.410 --> 00:58:26.330
Okay, go! I'm tired of you!
892
00:58:27.290 --> 00:58:29.490
And don't forget about space!
893
00:58:29.570 --> 00:58:33.330
And meditate! And keep to the left!
894
00:59:00.290 --> 00:59:02.010
Here you are.
895
00:59:24.450 --> 00:59:29.770
It's impossible live your life over again
896
00:59:31.410 --> 00:59:36.450
And time cannot be stopped
even for one moment
897
00:59:38.650 --> 00:59:42.170
Even if the night is dark
898
00:59:42.250 --> 00:59:45.690
And my home is lonely
899
00:59:45.770 --> 00:59:48.490
Miss! Are you alright?
900
00:59:48.570 --> 00:59:50.970
Miss, are you alright?
Do you need a doctor?
901
00:59:51.050 --> 00:59:53.410
Do you feel alright?
Shall I call a doctor?
902
00:59:55.130 --> 00:59:59.010
I couldn't find you.
Our flight is delayed again.
903
00:59:59.090 --> 01:00:02.050
We need to help the young lady,
she's not well.
904
01:00:02.130 --> 01:00:03.530
In Russia it's normal…
905
01:00:03.610 --> 01:00:05.050
The man from the magazine.
906
01:00:05.130 --> 01:00:09.850
-Normal?
-Yes, she's fine. Let's go.
907
01:00:10.610 --> 01:00:12.810
Wait! Massimo!
908
01:00:12.890 --> 01:00:15.170
Massimo, stop!
909
01:00:17.890 --> 01:00:21.130
Massimo, is it you?
This is you! Is it him?
910
01:00:21.210 --> 01:00:23.330
-Miss, this is not him.
-Yes, this is him.
911
01:00:24.730 --> 01:00:26.770
Ah. No way!
912
01:00:26.850 --> 01:00:28.250
Give it to me.
913
01:00:28.330 --> 01:00:29.890
-A selfie.
-No selfies!
914
01:00:29.970 --> 01:00:33.890
Together. Come on, are you shy?
915
01:00:36.290 --> 01:00:37.570
Great!
916
01:00:37.650 --> 01:00:40.730
I know everything about you.
You are the very last chance.
917
01:00:40.810 --> 01:00:43.170
Wait. Translate.
918
01:00:43.250 --> 01:00:45.810
This is my friend. His name is Alexander.
919
01:00:45.890 --> 01:00:47.650
He participates in your contest.
920
01:00:47.730 --> 01:00:51.810
And he does… how is it called?
Russian cuisine. Exclusive!
921
01:00:51.890 --> 01:00:53.410
I don't speak Russian.
922
01:00:53.490 --> 01:00:55.970
Nasturtium! Translate it - nasturtium!
923
01:00:56.410 --> 01:01:00.050
Don't listen to her.
She's just trying to sell her cosmetics.
924
01:01:00.130 --> 01:01:00.930
Yes.
925
01:01:01.010 --> 01:01:02.610
Passport fly,
926
01:01:02.690 --> 01:01:05.130
and flights kaput!
927
01:01:05.210 --> 01:01:06.810
What does she say?
928
01:01:06.890 --> 01:01:10.730
You and he need to meet.
929
01:01:10.810 --> 01:01:14.090
-And cook here, at the airport.
-I don't understand.
930
01:01:14.170 --> 01:01:16.770
-Here, at the airport!
-I don't speak Russian.
931
01:01:16.850 --> 01:01:20.050
-Cook here, one on one! Wait! Okay…
-Miss…
932
01:01:20.130 --> 01:01:22.090
Stay here, okay?
933
01:01:22.170 --> 01:01:26.890
Stay here and I will bring him
to you, okay? Just be here!
934
01:01:26.970 --> 01:01:29.370
Please, let's go.
935
01:01:39.290 --> 01:01:42.170
I WANT AUNT LYUDA TO GO BACK TO SARATOV
AFTER THE WEDDING. IMMEDIATELY.
936
01:01:43.890 --> 01:01:46.490
I want to find Alexander.
937
01:01:58.530 --> 01:01:59.650
Oops.
938
01:02:01.410 --> 01:02:04.850
-Don't even come closer!
-I'm so glad you are here.
939
01:02:04.930 --> 01:02:07.050
Listen, wait.
I have planned everything, look!
940
01:02:07.130 --> 01:02:10.050
Do you see my notebook?
Everything I write here is coming true.
941
01:02:10.130 --> 01:02:13.610
See, I wrote that I wanted to find you.
Don't look here…
942
01:02:13.690 --> 01:02:15.730
But I found you right away.
943
01:02:15.810 --> 01:02:17.490
Let's write down your wish.
944
01:02:18.770 --> 01:02:20.930
-Where are you going?
-Home.
945
01:02:21.010 --> 01:02:23.250
Wait, what home? You need to go with me.
946
01:02:23.330 --> 01:02:25.730
-I don't need anything.
-Does your hand hurt?
947
01:02:25.810 --> 01:02:27.610
I haven't shown
the most important thing yet!
948
01:02:27.690 --> 01:02:30.370
Look, you didn't leave
and this dude didn't either.
949
01:02:30.450 --> 01:02:33.130
The cook from the magazine.
He is here right now, at the airport.
950
01:02:33.210 --> 01:02:35.570
I've met him and told him
that you are still here too.
951
01:02:36.210 --> 01:02:38.330
Let's go and take a risk,
it won't make anything worse.
952
01:02:38.410 --> 01:02:39.290
It will!
953
01:02:39.370 --> 01:02:42.130
If you take one more step,
I will kill you and go to prison.
954
01:02:44.090 --> 01:02:46.690
See, you're joking already.
Do you feel better?
955
01:02:46.770 --> 01:02:47.770
Well…
956
01:02:48.970 --> 01:02:51.130
Okay, what do you have there? A notebook?
957
01:02:51.210 --> 01:02:53.090
Open it. And write down.
958
01:02:53.170 --> 01:02:58.290
I never ever want to see you again.
959
01:02:59.330 --> 01:03:01.170
Why don't you write it down?
960
01:03:11.490 --> 01:03:15.090
I know, you just don't want to see me.
961
01:03:15.170 --> 01:03:16.930
I would feel the same.
962
01:03:17.010 --> 01:03:19.330
But do you want to lose everything now
because of some stupid girl?
963
01:03:19.410 --> 01:03:23.170
Is staying offended more important to you?
Resentment is pulling us back.
964
01:03:23.250 --> 01:03:25.050
Dreams are pushing us forward.
Like wings.
965
01:03:25.130 --> 01:03:26.650
Do you have a dream?
966
01:03:27.410 --> 01:03:32.890
It's the most important thing in life.
Most people don't even have a dream.
967
01:03:32.970 --> 01:03:34.410
And you know what you want.
968
01:03:34.490 --> 01:03:36.730
I saw how you were picking up
the caviar
969
01:03:36.810 --> 01:03:38.290
from the airstrip
one particle after another.
970
01:03:38.370 --> 01:03:42.370
Till the wind blew it all away.
Are you ready to say goodbye to it all?
971
01:03:42.450 --> 01:03:46.010
To your dream that is two steps away
from you, sitting in the business lounge?
972
01:03:46.810 --> 01:03:49.450
For what reason?
Just because you are angry with me?
973
01:03:49.530 --> 01:03:51.570
Don't turn your dreams into resentment.
974
01:03:51.650 --> 01:03:53.570
-This is wrong.
-Sorry.
975
01:04:02.570 --> 01:04:06.170
You see, life is like your nasturtium.
976
01:04:06.250 --> 01:04:10.290
You take what you have
and make a revolution.
977
01:04:10.370 --> 01:04:12.290
-Chef's table.
-Yes.
978
01:04:14.930 --> 01:04:17.530
You can't see it clearly
because you broke the phone.
979
01:04:20.090 --> 01:04:22.130
Fine.
980
01:04:22.210 --> 01:04:24.650
-But if he is not sitting there right now…
-Deal!
981
01:04:24.730 --> 01:04:27.130
Oh, I'm sorry!
982
01:04:28.690 --> 01:04:31.170
-Hello.
-Where do you think you are going?
983
01:04:31.250 --> 01:04:32.970
Your passport and boarding pass, please.
984
01:04:33.050 --> 01:04:35.410
We just need to go there for a moment.
Two seconds please!
985
01:04:35.490 --> 01:04:38.570
-2500 rubles per person.
-I have it, just a moment.
986
01:04:39.290 --> 01:04:42.330
Here he is! Massimo!
987
01:04:42.410 --> 01:04:44.850
We are here! Here he is!
988
01:04:44.930 --> 01:04:47.050
I've told you about this man.
989
01:04:47.130 --> 01:04:49.530
-What contest?
-Miss.
990
01:04:49.610 --> 01:04:52.410
Al dente!
991
01:04:53.170 --> 01:04:55.530
Maybe I can go there for a minute
if I pay 1000 rubles? Please!
992
01:04:55.610 --> 01:04:57.770
Listen, could you call that man for me,
the Italian, please?
993
01:04:57.850 --> 01:04:59.250
No, this is against the rules.
994
01:04:59.330 --> 01:05:01.450
But we have an appointment.
We agreed to meet here.
995
01:05:01.530 --> 01:05:03.490
-I need to talk to him.
-Call him here then.
996
01:05:03.570 --> 01:05:05.370
-I can leave my watch here.
-What are you talking about?
997
01:05:05.450 --> 01:05:06.290
No, no, no.
998
01:05:06.370 --> 01:05:08.650
-Do you know who I am?
-Who?
999
01:05:09.890 --> 01:05:12.930
-Who?
-I am Alsu.
1000
01:05:27.730 --> 01:05:29.810
Do you see that man?
1001
01:05:31.250 --> 01:05:33.730
He went into the back office
three times already.
1002
01:05:33.810 --> 01:05:35.450
And came out.
1003
01:05:35.530 --> 01:05:39.650
-Do you want me to take his uniform?
-No.
1004
01:05:39.730 --> 01:05:41.130
Mister, I'm sorry.
1005
01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:44.170
Is there any possibility for us
to sneak into the business lounge?
1006
01:05:44.250 --> 01:05:48.130
-I don't know, any possibility?
-My dear, you are in Pulkovo.
1007
01:05:48.210 --> 01:05:51.570
-So?
-There are 1426 cameras here.
1008
01:05:51.650 --> 01:05:53.970
You cannot even pee here
without them knowing about it.
1009
01:05:54.050 --> 01:05:55.010
So what?
1010
01:05:55.090 --> 01:05:57.690
-We have money.
-Yes, we have money.
1011
01:05:57.770 --> 01:05:59.450
That changes everything!
1012
01:05:59.530 --> 01:06:02.970
-Are we going?
-Not going, driving!
1013
01:06:05.730 --> 01:06:10.770
-He is kind of suspicious.
-Nope.
1014
01:06:10.850 --> 01:06:12.610
He is fine.
1015
01:06:12.690 --> 01:06:14.250
Dyiachkov!
1016
01:06:15.450 --> 01:06:18.170
-Larissa Vasilievna.
-What do you have there?
1017
01:06:22.490 --> 01:06:24.690
-Passengers.
-Yes.
1018
01:06:24.770 --> 01:06:27.650
-Passengers.
-V.I.P.
1019
01:06:27.730 --> 01:06:30.410
-They have paid for it.
-Dyiachkov!
1020
01:06:30.490 --> 01:06:32.610
You have never known how to lie.
Even when we were together.
1021
01:06:32.690 --> 01:06:35.450
Don't you believe me? Look.
1022
01:06:39.810 --> 01:06:40.850
Let me smell your breath.
1023
01:06:43.010 --> 01:06:45.490
-Larissa.
-Drunk.
1024
01:06:45.570 --> 01:06:48.770
Alcoholic. More.
1025
01:06:48.850 --> 01:06:50.650
I want to hear.
1026
01:06:51.250 --> 01:06:54.850
-Come here!
-Larissa!
1027
01:06:55.890 --> 01:06:58.050
-Where are you going?
-I need a pen.
1028
01:06:58.130 --> 01:07:00.490
-There is no pen there.
-There is one in my notebook.
1029
01:07:00.570 --> 01:07:02.530
-Why do you need it?
-To make a note.
1030
01:07:02.610 --> 01:07:04.250
Let's do it later.
1031
01:07:04.330 --> 01:07:06.570
I need to write it down now, to make sure.
1032
01:07:11.370 --> 01:07:13.570
I WANT TO GET INTO THE VIP LOUNGE
1033
01:07:13.650 --> 01:07:17.130
-My knee…
-It's so uncomfortable.
1034
01:07:17.210 --> 01:07:21.050
I don't even want to think
what I have over there.
1035
01:07:21.130 --> 01:07:24.330
My whole body is numb.
I can't feel anything.
1036
01:07:24.410 --> 01:07:26.130
Quiet, what is out there?
1037
01:07:30.530 --> 01:07:33.170
Damn, we came to the wrong place.
1038
01:07:33.250 --> 01:07:35.210
What do you mean, the wrong place?
1039
01:07:35.290 --> 01:07:37.250
-The wrong place.
-Damn it!
1040
01:07:38.170 --> 01:07:40.730
Okay, get out, but be very quiet.
1041
01:07:40.810 --> 01:07:42.530
Let me hold it.
1042
01:07:43.890 --> 01:07:45.610
I'm not looking.
1043
01:07:45.690 --> 01:07:48.490
-Sorry.
-Here. Quiet.
1044
01:07:48.570 --> 01:07:51.090
What kind of spy game is this?
1045
01:07:51.170 --> 01:07:53.410
What do you mean?
This is a restricted area.
1046
01:07:53.490 --> 01:07:55.530
We don't have any money or documents.
Nothing.
1047
01:07:55.610 --> 01:07:57.930
I have my documents.
1048
01:07:58.010 --> 01:07:59.610
Oops.
1049
01:07:59.690 --> 01:08:02.250
-Run!
-What are you doing here? Stands still!
1050
01:08:02.330 --> 01:08:03.730
Stop!
1051
01:08:05.370 --> 01:08:07.290
Wait! Where are you going?
1052
01:08:08.170 --> 01:08:12.330
-I've forgotten my jacket.
-What jacket? Move!
1053
01:08:17.810 --> 01:08:18.610
Come on!
1054
01:08:23.930 --> 01:08:25.650
The door! Over there!
1055
01:08:28.610 --> 01:08:30.290
Come here!
1056
01:08:34.370 --> 01:08:36.850
Oh, my God. What's going on?
1057
01:08:37.530 --> 01:08:39.290
Wait, get in there.
1058
01:08:41.010 --> 01:08:43.210
We have intruders. Open faster!
1059
01:09:05.290 --> 01:09:07.890
-Open the door!
-Get up.
1060
01:09:07.970 --> 01:09:09.930
It hurts, wait.
1061
01:09:10.010 --> 01:09:12.010
-Open the door, or you'll have problems.
-Get up.
1062
01:09:12.090 --> 01:09:15.170
-Oh, gosh. You are so heavy.
-Don't pull.
1063
01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:19.930
Hurry up. You are not allowed
to be here. Open up.
1064
01:09:22.650 --> 01:09:24.290
-Come on.
-Wait.
1065
01:09:27.370 --> 01:09:28.890
Get into the vent.
1066
01:09:28.970 --> 01:09:30.930
What do you mean? I'm wearing a skirt.
1067
01:09:31.010 --> 01:09:32.490
You take the first hall,
I'll take the second.
1068
01:09:32.570 --> 01:09:33.690
-Come here!
-Go!
1069
01:09:33.770 --> 01:09:38.450
-Let me.
-Check over there, there's no exit.
1070
01:09:39.770 --> 01:09:44.210
Good job, Marina.
Great trip to Khanty-Mansiysk.
1071
01:09:44.290 --> 01:09:46.770
You've solved all your problems.
1072
01:09:48.290 --> 01:09:51.410
-Why are you so quiet there?
-Enjoying the view.
1073
01:09:51.490 --> 01:09:53.570
Don't look.
1074
01:09:58.570 --> 01:10:02.090
-Gosh, this is absurd.
-Quiet.
1075
01:10:02.170 --> 01:10:04.410
Wait, I can't.
1076
01:10:14.170 --> 01:10:16.050
The police station.
1077
01:10:17.250 --> 01:10:20.730
You know, I have a question for you.
It is personal.
1078
01:10:26.690 --> 01:10:28.610
What is it?
1079
01:10:29.570 --> 01:10:32.370
If you go to the right
you will reach your destination.
1080
01:10:33.050 --> 01:10:37.370
If you go to the left…
don't cheat on your husband.
1081
01:10:37.450 --> 01:10:39.050
Do you get it?
1082
01:10:39.130 --> 01:10:40.970
Okay, we will go to the right then.
1083
01:10:41.050 --> 01:10:42.890
-Why?
-I feel like it.
1084
01:10:44.050 --> 01:10:45.610
Sorry.
1085
01:10:51.850 --> 01:10:54.290
There are people here.
Let's go to the left.
1086
01:11:03.090 --> 01:11:05.410
-What is there?
-I think I recognize these shoes.
1087
01:11:05.490 --> 01:11:07.010
What shoes?
1088
01:11:09.930 --> 01:11:12.690
-It's him.
-Who?
1089
01:11:12.770 --> 01:11:14.730
Your only chance.
1090
01:11:14.810 --> 01:11:16.730
Mr. Massimo!
1091
01:11:16.810 --> 01:11:19.410
Damn it! Let's go there.
1092
01:11:25.010 --> 01:11:27.370
-There he is!
-Mr. Massimo.
1093
01:11:27.450 --> 01:11:29.410
We are here.
1094
01:11:29.490 --> 01:11:32.010
-Massimo, this is us.
-Massimo.
1095
01:11:34.170 --> 01:11:35.490
This is us. We are here.
1096
01:11:36.570 --> 01:11:38.410
This is my friend.
You remember, I've told you.
1097
01:11:38.490 --> 01:11:41.530
Koshkin. The one from the contest.
1098
01:11:42.210 --> 01:11:44.130
What are you doing
in the ventilation ducts?
1099
01:11:44.730 --> 01:11:46.690
Just a second. Wait.
1100
01:11:46.770 --> 01:11:48.690
Here, look!
1101
01:11:49.290 --> 01:11:50.810
Look!
1102
01:11:55.410 --> 01:11:57.090
Look here!
1103
01:12:02.290 --> 01:12:05.570
It's today's. This is me.
I'll go join the contest.
1104
01:12:05.650 --> 01:12:11.210
Mr. Ferani! I understand
this is all very strange to you.
1105
01:12:11.290 --> 01:12:15.130
-Did you ask for a job for me…
-I don't know you.
1106
01:12:15.730 --> 01:12:18.970
It's my passion! I want to work for you.
1107
01:12:19.570 --> 01:12:21.450
Please, please!
1108
01:12:24.890 --> 01:12:28.930
Okay, you crazy Russians. Fine!
1109
01:12:29.010 --> 01:12:30.490
I'm shocked.
1110
01:12:30.570 --> 01:12:33.570
I don't understand how you've talked me
into giving you these knives.
1111
01:12:33.650 --> 01:12:35.330
I'm very grateful to you, thank you.
1112
01:12:35.410 --> 01:12:38.090
This is the most valuable thing I have.
I even take them to bed with me.
1113
01:12:38.610 --> 01:12:40.010
Oh Jesus!
1114
01:12:41.770 --> 01:12:45.050
Tell me, is it all you have…
all the food?
1115
01:12:45.130 --> 01:12:47.730
There's some more in the main kitchen,
but this is basically it.
1116
01:12:47.810 --> 01:12:50.370
-I will be over there.
-Gosh, what am I doing here?
1117
01:12:50.450 --> 01:12:51.850
This is career suicide.
1118
01:12:51.930 --> 01:12:54.090
I will fail and become an outcast.
1119
01:12:54.170 --> 01:12:56.090
I will no longer be welcome
in any kitchen in the world.
1120
01:12:56.170 --> 01:12:57.730
I'll be making hamburgers
in a fast-food restaurant.
1121
01:12:57.810 --> 01:13:00.970
Stop it. Everything's gonna be alright.
1122
01:13:03.450 --> 01:13:05.090
He creates a new team every five years.
1123
01:13:05.170 --> 01:13:08.570
I will prepare myself well
in these five years and come back…
1124
01:13:08.650 --> 01:13:11.090
and I will easily get this job.
1125
01:13:11.810 --> 01:13:13.690
-Stand still!
-Well, guys.
1126
01:13:13.770 --> 01:13:16.210
What's going on? We are waiting for you!
1127
01:13:35.250 --> 01:13:38.930
Sir! You have 20 minutes.
1128
01:13:55.410 --> 01:13:58.370
Miss!
1129
01:13:58.450 --> 01:14:00.490
We have two flights combined in one,
1130
01:14:00.570 --> 01:14:02.170
and there is one seat to Khanty-Mansiysk.
1131
01:14:02.250 --> 01:14:04.890
You needed it so badly. Are you going?
1132
01:14:04.970 --> 01:14:07.690
-What? Right now?
-Yes, right now.
1133
01:14:18.690 --> 01:14:19.850
I need you.
1134
01:14:21.490 --> 01:14:24.290
Miss, please. This man is going to finish
his thing and we will go, okay?
1135
01:14:24.370 --> 01:14:26.690
-Can you wait?
-Are you coming or not?
1136
01:14:29.370 --> 01:14:30.290
Well. What should I do?
1137
01:14:31.250 --> 01:14:32.050
Okay.
1138
01:14:36.250 --> 01:14:37.770
Take fennel and thyme.
1139
01:14:39.010 --> 01:14:40.090
What?
1140
01:14:40.650 --> 01:14:43.170
Here is thyme. Everything green! Go!
1141
01:14:43.970 --> 01:14:45.010
This?
1142
01:14:45.850 --> 01:14:48.410
No. Not this. Let me do it.
1143
01:14:59.570 --> 01:15:01.330
Maybe I can do it? Let me.
1144
01:15:03.970 --> 01:15:06.850
Yes. Now salt.
Don't you know what it looks like?
1145
01:15:06.930 --> 01:15:08.930
Salt. I know salt.
1146
01:15:09.010 --> 01:15:10.290
-Zest.
-Yes, zest.
1147
01:15:10.370 --> 01:15:12.530
-You know what zest is?
-I do!
1148
01:15:12.610 --> 01:15:13.890
So, take zest.
1149
01:15:17.690 --> 01:15:19.770
Tenderly! Or it won't be nice. Come on.
1150
01:15:32.930 --> 01:15:35.850
What are you doing?
You'll turn it into porridge.
1151
01:15:35.930 --> 01:15:37.570
This is awful.
1152
01:15:37.650 --> 01:15:39.090
Sorry.
1153
01:15:39.730 --> 01:15:42.450
-What's going on? Tell me.
-Yeah, yeah…
1154
01:15:43.010 --> 01:15:44.850
Whatever. Put it in a vacuum. Now!
1155
01:15:46.290 --> 01:15:47.530
Vacuum?
1156
01:15:47.610 --> 01:15:50.850
Otherwise it has to marinate for an hour.
This way it takes only ten minutes.
1157
01:15:50.930 --> 01:15:54.530
This way it can be marinated in
20 minutes, otherwise it takes a day.
1158
01:15:56.290 --> 01:15:58.610
He knows a lot. Good!
1159
01:16:01.370 --> 01:16:02.810
Good job.
1160
01:16:07.690 --> 01:16:09.410
Well, what's next?
1161
01:16:38.970 --> 01:16:42.130
-Now what are they doing? Tell me.
-Let's see…
1162
01:16:44.650 --> 01:16:46.450
Guys, we need pike caviar.
1163
01:16:46.530 --> 01:16:49.050
He wants some caviar,
preferably from pike.
1164
01:16:49.130 --> 01:16:52.290
-We don't have any.
-Why? It's cheap.
1165
01:16:52.370 --> 01:16:54.250
We have never had it.
1166
01:16:54.330 --> 01:16:56.530
Damn, what will I replace it with?
It was perfect with salmon.
1167
01:16:56.610 --> 01:17:00.170
Wait, get an egg, an apple.
And a cucumber.
1168
01:17:00.250 --> 01:17:02.410
What are you talking about?
Instead of caviar?
1169
01:17:02.490 --> 01:17:03.810
No. Definitely not.
1170
01:17:03.890 --> 01:17:05.450
It will lose all its texture. Totally.
1171
01:17:05.530 --> 01:17:08.210
He wants to change
the structure of the dish.
1172
01:17:09.250 --> 01:17:12.410
-I don't like cucumbers.
-And I do.
1173
01:17:13.570 --> 01:17:16.010
It's fine. They're in love.
1174
01:17:17.610 --> 01:17:20.450
Ravioli, with watermelon radish
1175
01:17:23.330 --> 01:17:25.170
with pickled salmon
1176
01:17:26.610 --> 01:17:28.370
and smoked sour-cream.
1177
01:17:28.970 --> 01:17:31.130
Cream mousse with horse radish.
1178
01:17:33.570 --> 01:17:35.810
Some green oil.
1179
01:17:38.130 --> 01:17:39.850
And some buckwheat popcorn on top.
1180
01:17:44.930 --> 01:17:46.170
And cucumber caviar.
1181
01:17:50.090 --> 01:17:51.490
An interesting dish.
1182
01:18:15.890 --> 01:18:18.810
Take him to my wife,
so she learns how to cook!
1183
01:18:18.890 --> 01:18:23.130
Kid, you've got a lot of talent.
You don't need a contest.
1184
01:18:23.210 --> 01:18:25.810
Come to Italy with me.
You're already a star.
1185
01:18:25.890 --> 01:18:27.850
There's a job offer ready for you.
1186
01:18:27.930 --> 01:18:31.810
You know what? Whatever.
We don't need it. Stupid bald gourmet.
1187
01:18:31.890 --> 01:18:33.810
We don't need his opinion.
1188
01:18:33.890 --> 01:18:35.850
What these Italians understand
in Russian cuisine?
1189
01:18:35.930 --> 01:18:37.850
You are the best cook!
1190
01:18:37.930 --> 01:18:40.050
-Very tasty. And they…
-He liked it.
1191
01:18:40.130 --> 01:18:41.850
He is taking me.
1192
01:18:56.970 --> 01:19:00.330
Yes! This is all because of my knives!
1193
01:19:02.170 --> 01:19:04.010
Thank you.
1194
01:19:07.410 --> 01:19:11.090
Why are we going to Khanty-Mansiysk?
1195
01:19:11.170 --> 01:19:14.370
Technically, we need to respect
all the agreements.
1196
01:19:14.450 --> 01:19:19.810
No, buy tickets to Milan
for Alessandro for next week.
1197
01:19:19.890 --> 01:19:21.650
Do you have any preferences
about the hotel?
1198
01:19:21.730 --> 01:19:23.570
I don't have any.
1199
01:19:23.650 --> 01:19:24.810
Good!
1200
01:19:24.890 --> 01:19:27.490
Thank God, I was so worried.
1201
01:19:28.730 --> 01:19:32.050
He has had so many offers
during last years…
1202
01:19:32.130 --> 01:19:34.250
I haven't seen anybody
with the same potential.
1203
01:19:34.330 --> 01:19:36.490
-You are going to be a great star.
-Thank you.
1204
01:19:36.570 --> 01:19:39.010
This is all like a dream.
1205
01:19:39.090 --> 01:19:41.490
-A good dream.
-I don't want to wake up.
1206
01:19:41.570 --> 01:19:43.090
Sorry!
1207
01:19:45.410 --> 01:19:48.090
I forgot my notebook! Sasha!
1208
01:19:48.730 --> 01:19:51.090
I forgot my notebook, wait.
1209
01:19:51.930 --> 01:19:53.130
Sasha!
1210
01:20:35.250 --> 01:20:37.610
-Hi!
-Hello!
1211
01:20:37.690 --> 01:20:40.490
Sorry. I see why you are like that.
1212
01:20:40.570 --> 01:20:43.810
This is all because of mom.
But we really need to talk.
1213
01:20:43.890 --> 01:20:47.730
I wanted to talk two months ago
but you know, I was so busy.
1214
01:20:47.810 --> 01:20:50.770
I kept putting it off.
And then my mom… So…
1215
01:20:50.850 --> 01:20:52.650
I just wanted…
1216
01:20:52.730 --> 01:20:54.530
-Lyosha.
-What?
1217
01:20:55.690 --> 01:20:56.850
It's okay.
1218
01:20:57.850 --> 01:20:59.530
I understand everything. It happens.
1219
01:20:59.610 --> 01:21:01.850
-But…
-Good luck.
1220
01:21:04.410 --> 01:21:07.010
Goodbye. I…
1221
01:21:38.410 --> 01:21:39.610
Pick up the phone.
1222
01:21:45.770 --> 01:21:47.850
-What?
-Hello, Polosukhina?
1223
01:21:48.690 --> 01:21:51.570
Lisa, I'm sorry.
I've talked such bullshit to you.
1224
01:21:51.650 --> 01:21:55.530
I don't know, I was drunk.
I really don't think so.
1225
01:21:55.610 --> 01:21:57.210
I'm so sorry.
1226
01:21:59.170 --> 01:22:00.530
Why are you crying?
1227
01:22:00.610 --> 01:22:02.570
No, it's not because of you.
1228
01:22:02.650 --> 01:22:04.410
Everybody here is crying.
1229
01:22:04.490 --> 01:22:06.890
We have a workshop here.
We're getting rid of the inner child.
1230
01:22:10.010 --> 01:22:11.970
Lisa, I love you.
1231
01:22:12.890 --> 01:22:14.610
-Do you know who you are?
-Who?
1232
01:22:14.690 --> 01:22:16.050
You are my best friend.
1233
01:22:16.130 --> 01:22:17.690
And you will always be.
1234
01:22:20.370 --> 01:22:23.050
I knew it. I made a wish about it.
1235
01:22:24.050 --> 01:22:26.250
And I made a separate wish for you.
1236
01:22:26.330 --> 01:22:29.770
I didn't know what you wanted now.
So I wished a tablet for you.
1237
01:22:29.850 --> 01:22:30.730
Don't thank me.
1238
01:22:32.450 --> 01:22:36.130
-And for you?
-A nail salon, of course.
1239
01:22:36.210 --> 01:22:37.690
For the two of us.
1240
01:22:38.210 --> 01:22:40.930
How are your bangs? Are they still okay?
1241
01:22:41.010 --> 01:22:42.810
They are.
1242
01:22:42.890 --> 01:22:46.250
-You used super glue, after all.
-Because I love you.
1243
01:22:46.330 --> 01:22:49.810
We are looking for Marina Gamynina.
1244
01:22:49.890 --> 01:22:54.730
I repeat. We are looking
for Marina Gamynina.
1245
01:22:54.810 --> 01:22:57.410
Please come to the information desk.
1246
01:22:58.850 --> 01:23:01.890
Attention please. I repeat.
We are looking for Marina Gamynina.
1247
01:23:01.970 --> 01:23:04.450
Please come to the information deck…
1248
01:23:04.530 --> 01:23:06.570
Desk. You are not saying it right.
1249
01:23:06.650 --> 01:23:08.770
-Because you're distracting me.
-Let me say it myself.
1250
01:23:08.850 --> 01:23:10.570
Don't touch anything.
1251
01:23:10.650 --> 01:23:12.610
Attention please. I'm looking for the girl
1252
01:23:12.690 --> 01:23:14.770
who makes sandwiches
with light mayonnaise
1253
01:23:14.850 --> 01:23:17.490
because the full fat type
upsets her stomach.
1254
01:23:18.450 --> 01:23:20.690
I'll get fired…
1255
01:23:20.770 --> 01:23:23.210
-Is that her?
-Closer. Yes, it is her.
1256
01:23:23.290 --> 01:23:25.890
Miss! Raise your chin
and turn little bit to the left.
1257
01:23:27.410 --> 01:23:29.210
Stay there and don't move.
1258
01:23:29.290 --> 01:23:31.410
Don't take one step.
1259
01:23:46.170 --> 01:23:48.490
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
1260
01:23:49.530 --> 01:23:53.850
-Mom, please.
-Sveta, wait.
1261
01:23:53.930 --> 01:23:55.330
-Mom, please.
-Wait, please.
1262
01:23:56.170 --> 01:23:58.890
-Look here!
-What?
1263
01:23:58.970 --> 01:24:02.450
Look at this notebook.
It's so nice and it has a pen.
1264
01:24:02.530 --> 01:24:05.010
May I keep it? Please.
1265
01:24:09.650 --> 01:24:11.650
What is our purpose?
1266
01:24:11.730 --> 01:24:13.610
Where do dreams come from?
1267
01:24:13.690 --> 01:24:17.290
How can you know what is yours?
Really yours?
1268
01:24:17.370 --> 01:24:20.890
And how do you know if you're following
somebody else's opinions and ideas?
1269
01:24:21.810 --> 01:24:25.650
Who am I? How will I find my happiness?
1270
01:24:25.730 --> 01:24:28.050
I cannot answer all these questions.
1271
01:24:28.130 --> 01:24:31.050
Yet. But that's not a bad thing.
1272
01:24:31.130 --> 01:24:34.570
Everything in this world is bound together
by a thin and delicate web of life.
1273
01:24:34.650 --> 01:24:37.650
We cannot understand
and explain everything.
1274
01:24:37.730 --> 01:24:40.050
Sometimes we need to fight for our dream.
1275
01:24:40.130 --> 01:24:43.130
Sometimes we need to trust
and fall into the arms of fate.
1276
01:24:43.210 --> 01:24:46.130
Sometimes life events
that look like a complete failure to us
1277
01:24:46.210 --> 01:24:48.010
lead us to a total victory.
1278
01:24:48.090 --> 01:24:50.250
Sometimes it is the other way around.
1279
01:24:50.330 --> 01:24:55.250
We can talk all we want about chance,
coincidence, good and bad luck,
1280
01:24:55.330 --> 01:24:58.970
karma, fate, marathon of wishes, magic,
1281
01:24:59.050 --> 01:25:01.130
but I know for sure now…
1282
01:25:01.210 --> 01:25:03.290
I know for sure now
1283
01:25:03.370 --> 01:25:08.330
that things only come true
if you're really prepared to pursue them.
1284
01:25:08.410 --> 01:25:12.330
So the main magician in your life
1285
01:25:12.410 --> 01:25:13.930
is you.