1 00:00:00,579 --> 00:00:03,662 (projector clicking) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,541 --> 00:00:13,041 (upbeat orchestral music) 5 00:00:36,023 --> 00:00:39,523 (bright orchestral music) 6 00:01:00,148 --> 00:01:02,815 (Marlo gasping) 7 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:09,340 - What the hell is this? 8 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:12,563 - Only the best Limburger on the market, you're welcome. 9 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:17,810 - I need cash, not some stinking cheese, you orange idiot! 10 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:18,860 - You got it, Mister. 11 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:32,557 (rider laughing) 12 00:01:33,909 --> 00:01:36,576 (Carl groaning) 13 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:47,930 - Come on, Alfie, come on. 14 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,370 (Marlo humming) 15 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:54,373 I know it, we're gonna go inside, you'll see. 16 00:01:54,373 --> 00:01:56,623 Come on now, be a good boy. 17 00:01:58,778 --> 00:01:59,611 Reily? 18 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:04,420 Looks like Reily's making another experiment. 19 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:11,890 Okay, good for you, okay, come on, okay. 20 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:14,410 You did a really fantastic job today, Alfie. 21 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:16,814 Way to nail that poop on the sidewalk. 22 00:02:16,814 --> 00:02:17,647 (dog barking) 23 00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:18,996 You earned it. 24 00:02:18,996 --> 00:02:20,016 (dog barking) 25 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,683 (toy squeaking) 26 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,970 (phone pinging) 27 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:34,010 Hi there, folks, 28 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,430 this is Marlo Lasker. 29 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:38,820 I'm probably making Brie or playing chess online. 30 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,607 Please leave a message. 31 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:43,870 (phone beeping) 32 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:46,200 - [Reily] Marlo, I'm not gonna be able to join you 33 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,680 at the party tonight. 34 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,610 I'm going to sudden death in the county chess tournament, 35 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:51,443 but have fun. 36 00:02:52,394 --> 00:02:53,780 (Marlo exhaling) 37 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,923 - That's a bummer, Alfie. 38 00:02:55,923 --> 00:02:57,430 (dog barking) 39 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:59,410 I mean, I'm happy for Reily, he's gonna kick butt 40 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,890 in that chess tournament, I have no doubt. 41 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:02,760 But it sounds like he's not gonna be 42 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,060 going to the party after all. 43 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,851 Although I'm pretty sure that Susie will still be there. 44 00:03:07,851 --> 00:03:10,351 (dog barking) 45 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:21,226 Alfie, that is very inappropriate. 46 00:03:21,226 --> 00:03:23,726 (dog barking) 47 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,884 So what do you think? 48 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,110 Do you think I should still go to the party? 49 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:42,190 (dog barking) 50 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:44,503 You're right, Alfie, I can do this. 51 00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:04,671 (Marlo panting) 52 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:07,933 - I'm trying. 53 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:19,338 (bright orchestral music) 54 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:31,036 (Marlo sneezing) 55 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:56,534 (water running) 56 00:05:00,121 --> 00:05:02,788 (dryer humming) 57 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:18,420 (Marlo thudding) 58 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,847 (phone ringing) 59 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:25,672 Susie, oh. 60 00:05:26,842 --> 00:05:30,342 (bright orchestral music) 61 00:05:34,922 --> 00:05:37,803 (whooshing) 62 00:05:37,803 --> 00:05:40,470 (keys striking) 63 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,450 How's today's lesson going, Timmy? 64 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:47,770 - It's good, I was just looking over your 65 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,270 queen sacrifice scenario, and I gotta say, 66 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:55,040 that's a real doozy there, you're a risky fella. 67 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,450 - The queen sacrifice might appear so brazen 68 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,670 that a player might choose a safer route, 69 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:02,880 but an elite tactician will always trust his instinct 70 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,770 and never shirk from risk. 71 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:06,870 Remember, you aren't playing in a tournament 72 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:08,780 in order to paint pretty pictures. 73 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,760 You're playing to score points. 74 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,530 And avoid real sports, okay. 75 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,430 - Yes. 76 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:18,100 - Plus, you know, an objectively unsound sacrifice 77 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:21,240 can have a tremendous psychological effect on your opponent, 78 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,850 throwing him way off track. 79 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:27,210 In chess, as in life, risk often pays off, 80 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:30,070 or so I'm told, cool? 81 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,460 - Oh, I got it, Marlo, thanks a ton. 82 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,160 - You're welcome, Timmy. 83 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,813 And, um, today is payday, just FYI, so. 84 00:06:40,582 --> 00:06:41,897 - Here's your payment. 85 00:06:41,897 --> 00:06:43,250 (cash register ringing) 86 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,083 - Thanks, Timmy. 87 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,291 Oh, ah. 88 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:17,979 Oh, oh, oh oh. 89 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:21,540 (bike horn beeping) 90 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,959 (crickets chirping) 91 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,650 - Whoa, listen, dweeb. 92 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:45,800 No parking your girly bicycle thing 93 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,270 near my sexy ride. 94 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:51,039 (car alarm beeping) 95 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:55,456 (retching) (gasping) 96 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,230 - Excuse me, sir, I believe I should bring it 97 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:06,170 to your attention that in 2014, 9,937 people died, 98 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,210 unfortunately, in drunk driving accidents. 99 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,710 Now that would be one every 53 minutes. 100 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:13,920 I should also also let you know that the conviction for DUI 101 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,700 comes with a high financial fine. 102 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,920 They will actually take your license, you will get 103 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,700 imprisoned, at the same time they'll probably 104 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,140 impound your vehicle. 105 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:25,250 So, if you value your beautiful red-hot 928 more so 106 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,120 than your fading GPA, I'm assuming, 107 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,240 I highly recommend that you allow this lovely woman 108 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,023 to take you home this evening. 109 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:34,460 Have a good night. 110 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,293 Excuse me. 111 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,460 - I'm not drunk (retches). 112 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,110 (coughing) 113 00:08:49,527 --> 00:08:51,140 (upbeat music) 114 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:53,361 - So like, Brad was totally checking you out the other day. 115 00:08:53,361 --> 00:08:56,255 - I know, but like he always does. 116 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:57,088 (clearing throat) 117 00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:58,420 - Excuse me, ladies. 118 00:08:58,420 --> 00:08:59,650 Would either of you happen to know 119 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:01,603 where I could find Susie, Susie Banks? 120 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,530 - She's in the living room. 121 00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:06,006 - Fantastic! 122 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,480 Oh, thanks a million. 123 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,363 - Oh my God! 124 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,633 Are you for real making fun of retarded people right now? 125 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:16,410 - Uh, what do you mean? 126 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:19,213 - I mean, you're obviously not really like this, right? 127 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,193 I am so offended. 128 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,460 - Oh, well, actually I'm offended that you're offended. 129 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:29,150 You see, ladies, having an IQ of 157 130 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,800 gives me a very unique perspective on the human race. 131 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,160 And although I am special according to my late mother's 132 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,680 diary, I am not, nor would I ever, make fun of those 133 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,160 given less intellectual capacity than most, 134 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,300 i.e., since you're a natural blonde, 135 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:44,610 are we supposed to assume that you're stupid? 136 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:47,320 - Wow, now I'm really offended. 137 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,630 - Once again, I'm offended that you're offended. 138 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,510 So according to my calculations, that puts four offendeds 139 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:55,250 between us, and since two negatives equal a positive, 140 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,730 we now have double positives, 141 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,203 therefore, we just came out a head, hashtag, nerd life. 142 00:10:01,587 --> 00:10:04,170 (scoffing) 143 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,723 - Technically, he's right. 144 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:09,200 - You know no one likes you, right? 145 00:10:13,544 --> 00:10:15,884 (bright orchestral music) 146 00:10:15,884 --> 00:10:17,057 (balloon popping) 147 00:10:17,057 --> 00:10:18,057 - Oh oh, ah. 148 00:10:24,397 --> 00:10:25,230 Cheese. 149 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:30,522 (balloon popping) 150 00:10:40,618 --> 00:10:42,951 (whooshing) 151 00:10:54,432 --> 00:10:57,629 (upbeat funky music) 152 00:10:57,629 --> 00:10:58,462 Oh. 153 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:00,576 Susie. 154 00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:15,361 (Marlo sighing) 155 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:28,501 (Marlo inhaling) 156 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,751 (coughing) 157 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,517 (Susie giggling) 158 00:11:58,057 --> 00:12:00,490 - Hi, Susie. - Hi, Marlo. 159 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,323 You made it. 160 00:12:01,323 --> 00:12:03,230 - Yeah, well I was waiting at the front door 161 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,230 for your parents, but they didn't-- 162 00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:05,620 - Don't worry about it. 163 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,470 Anyways, my parents are outta the country for the month. 164 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,573 They're in Laos, diplomats. 165 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,263 - Got it. 166 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:18,956 - You know you're an hour and a half late, right? 167 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:19,789 - Really? 168 00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:20,622 - Yeah. 169 00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:24,689 - Oh, uh, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. 170 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,600 I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry, I apologize. 171 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,117 - That's okay. 172 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:31,180 - But I have a good reason. 173 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,510 - Really? 174 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,030 - It's just, I was doing something 175 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,090 special for your birthday present. 176 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:37,923 Do you wanna see it? 177 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:38,770 - Yes, of course. 178 00:12:41,925 --> 00:12:42,758 - Tada. 179 00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:46,728 - Oh, you shouldn't have. 180 00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:49,540 - Well it's made from vanilla extract and a hint 181 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,640 of European dynasty made from real 182 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,140 olive oil from the Greeks. 183 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,510 It was made by geeks, no, it wasn't made by geeks, 184 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,837 it was made by the Greeks of 5000 BC. 185 00:12:59,837 --> 00:13:02,749 - Oh, that is so sweet of you, thank you. 186 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,582 - Oh. 187 00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:05,982 - Girls, girls. 188 00:13:07,242 --> 00:13:08,592 Girls, girls, girls, girls. 189 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:12,300 This is Marlo, he's the one who's been helping me 190 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,950 in my astrophysics class for the past two months. 191 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:18,038 He's the only reason I passed my exams. 192 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:20,383 - That's not entirely accurate. 193 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,186 Once you understood quantum mechanics, thermodynamics 194 00:13:23,186 --> 00:13:25,310 and Aristarchus' heliocentric theory, you pretty much 195 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:30,060 had 92.6% of the information you need to know. 196 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,650 - I'm really glad you decided to come. 197 00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:34,020 - Me too, Susie. 198 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,892 I was wondering if tonight would be a good time to ask you-- 199 00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:39,531 - Oh my God, baby, baby. 200 00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:40,364 Baby. 201 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:41,197 (muttering) 202 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:44,197 (upbeat rock music) 203 00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:47,278 Oh my God, you're not gonna believe this. 204 00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:50,430 Jeremy! (laughs) 205 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,910 Jeremy and I, we drew a penis, 206 00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:55,860 on Chuck's face and tweeted it 207 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,070 to his entire church group online. 208 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,555 - Yeah, his penis. 209 00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:03,222 (both laughing) 210 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:07,903 - That's nice, Caleb. 211 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,540 - Hey, ladies. 212 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,930 - Jeremy! 213 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,290 You're a pig. 214 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:15,123 - [Jeremy] Shut up, Denise. 215 00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,740 - No, we're done, we're done, no. 216 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,340 - [Jeremy] Denise, come on. 217 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:21,183 Come on. 218 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,820 Come on, come on. 219 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,863 - Hey, who let the nerd in here? 220 00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:28,740 - Just stop it, Caleb, all right. 221 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,300 Not here, please. 222 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,651 Marlo was just bringing me-- 223 00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:33,093 - Just what? 224 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,053 Just leaving. 225 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,123 Right? 226 00:14:36,123 --> 00:14:38,540 - Well, I, I, I just stopped by 227 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:42,190 because I was actually, I baked a cheesecake for Susie. 228 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,730 - Oh this cheesecake? 229 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:44,563 - [Marlo] Yes, precisely. 230 00:14:44,563 --> 00:14:46,276 - Isn't it beautiful? 231 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,870 (Caleb sniffing) 232 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,703 - Wow. 233 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,690 This smells and looks great. 234 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:53,947 Great job, buddy. 235 00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:57,010 - Um, thank you so much. 236 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,260 - Hey, I'm feeling kinda thirsty. 237 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,400 Could you be a doll and go get me some punch? 238 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,053 - Sure, hon, be right back. 239 00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,940 Oh. 240 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:10,363 - Susie, what, where do you want the cake? 241 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:16,840 - Hey, what was your name again? 242 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,673 - Uh, 243 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:22,113 Lasker, Marlo Lasker. 244 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,303 - Mm, cool. 245 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,233 Hey, tell me about your cheesecake. 246 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,613 - Really? 247 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:32,490 - Yeah. 248 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,700 - Okay, well, I baked it with vanilla extract. 249 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,835 Actually, Susie wanted, it was European-- 250 00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,747 Oo, oh (groans). 251 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,067 (girls laughing) 252 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,723 - [Both] Loser. 253 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,053 - My gosh, Marlo. 254 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,513 What happened? 255 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,300 - Oh, he just had an accident. 256 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,143 Right, Marlo? 257 00:15:58,830 --> 00:15:59,663 - Um, I. 258 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,213 Uh. 259 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:08,070 Yeah, it was an accident. 260 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:12,063 - Oh, Marlo, I'm sorry, I'll get you a towel. 261 00:16:16,223 --> 00:16:18,470 (Caleb belching) 262 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:20,720 - Who said you could come to the party, nerd? 263 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,640 - Well actually Susie invited me, so I-- 264 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,360 - Oh, well, how nice. 265 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,090 Well I certainly wouldn't want you to feel unwelcome. 266 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,600 Have you been offered something to drink? 267 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,170 Perhaps some punch? 268 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,893 - Well, I am a little thirsty, now that you mention it. 269 00:16:36,893 --> 00:16:37,810 Oh, oh, oh. 270 00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:42,621 (Marlo whimpering) 271 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:45,788 (soft dramatic music) 272 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,983 - If you go near my girlfriend again, I'll kill you. 273 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:53,863 You got that? 274 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,293 Beat it, nerd. 275 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,269 Ladies, let's go have some fun. 276 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:05,686 But don't tell my girlfriend. 277 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,876 (Marlo crying) 278 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,354 (upbeat music) 279 00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:18,830 - Yo, yo, yo, what's the deal, hefe? 280 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,560 - Neighborhood watch up in this, bitch. 281 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,760 You better recognize, gringo. 282 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,730 - Hey there, Hector, Jose, how's it going, fellas? 283 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,477 - We're just taking our business to the next level. 284 00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:32,144 (speaking foreign language) 285 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,210 - You see any criminals, or you need any favors, 286 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:37,703 you give us a call, man. 287 00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:41,233 - Okay, thanks, fellas, will do. 288 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,110 - Hey, you know what time it is? 289 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,770 - Well I think it's a quarter past-- 290 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,853 - It's burnout time, hefe. 291 00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:50,517 (engine revving) 292 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:53,146 (tires squealing) 293 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,771 (grunting) 294 00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:58,438 (Jose laughing) 295 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,023 - Oh ho. 296 00:19:03,547 --> 00:19:06,968 (bright orchestral music) 297 00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:09,801 (dolphin buzzing) 298 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,208 (dog barking) 299 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,218 Alfie, hey, buddy. 300 00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,600 (dog whining) 301 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,433 Alfie. 302 00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:29,622 - Hey, how was the party? 303 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:34,455 - It wasn't exactly what I expected. 304 00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:37,333 - They didn't like the cheesecake? 305 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,693 Sorry, Marlo, maybe next time. 306 00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:49,740 - Reily, do you ever get tired of living like this? 307 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,970 - Like what? 308 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,120 - I don't know, I mean, 309 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:57,460 are we nerds, do we look like nerds? 310 00:19:57,460 --> 00:20:00,650 - Nerd is a relative term, Marlo, that can only be utilized 311 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,700 geographically based on the common denominator 312 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,190 of what is considered popular and normal 313 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:06,610 by temporary social standing within a fixed environment 314 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:07,740 or societal boundaries. 315 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,193 - So? 316 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,803 - Yes, we're nerds. 317 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,595 - Got it. 318 00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:16,040 - Is this news to you? 319 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,570 - No, not really I guess. 320 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,280 I'm just sick and tired of being laughed 321 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,304 at by everyone and not being respected. 322 00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:24,137 - Wait a second. 323 00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,393 Does this have anything to do with Susie? 324 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,460 - Yes, why do you ask? 325 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,400 - Marlo, she's got a boyfriend. 326 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,930 - He treats her like crap, Reily. 327 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,143 I mean, he doesn't deserve her. 328 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,383 She's an angel. 329 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,960 - Be that as it may, she's also 330 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,230 a little bit out of your league. 331 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,460 - Well I'm tired of hearing that. 332 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,663 I'm sick of being out of her league. 333 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,363 So tell me what I have to do to win her affection. 334 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:04,350 - Um, according to my recent research on the female brain, 335 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,880 they're mainly attracted to three categories of a man, 336 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:11,090 strength, sensitivity and romance. 337 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,380 So let's get you better in those areas, 338 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,790 and then you can approach Susie again. 339 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,590 Hey, maybe this time she'll finally see you 340 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:17,940 as more than just a friend. 341 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,860 - Do you really think that'll work? 342 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,310 - What have you got to lose? 343 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:26,271 - Time, money, health. 344 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:28,320 (sniffling) 345 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,350 My dignity. 346 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:32,034 - It sounds like you're in a relationship already. 347 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,891 (laughing) 348 00:21:34,891 --> 00:21:36,293 - Sorry, sorry, Reily. 349 00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,126 - It's okay. 350 00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:41,510 - Yes, I'll do it, I'll do it. 351 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,397 Okay, let's do it, no, the high-five again. 352 00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:45,430 - [Reily] Yeah. 353 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,263 - Awesome. 354 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,253 - All right, what do I have to do to make it happen? 355 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,333 What's the plan? 356 00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:53,857 - Uh. 357 00:21:54,723 --> 00:21:58,390 (dramatic orchestral music) 358 00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:02,969 (door screeching) 359 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,000 - Uh, hello. 360 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,124 (groaning) 361 00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:11,624 (bright orchestral music) 362 00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:14,778 (shouting) 363 00:22:14,778 --> 00:22:16,171 Ma'am. 364 00:22:16,171 --> 00:22:18,421 (shouting) 365 00:22:21,678 --> 00:22:22,635 Uh, ma'am. 366 00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:24,885 (coughing) 367 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,237 (bones cracking) 368 00:22:27,237 --> 00:22:29,261 A little bit busy, okay. 369 00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:31,511 (shouting) 370 00:22:35,712 --> 00:22:37,746 This is obviously a bad time, so I'm just gonna go. 371 00:22:37,746 --> 00:22:38,750 (speaking foreign language) 372 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,292 - You are the Marlo Lasker? 373 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:44,670 - Uh, yes, yes, master sensei, sir, yes. 374 00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:48,553 My name is Marlo Lasker, my friend Reily told me to stop by. 375 00:22:51,844 --> 00:22:54,094 (shouting) 376 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:58,377 - My name Grand Master PooDuDuu. 377 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:03,370 I came out of sandwich factory in Daegu. 378 00:23:06,347 --> 00:23:08,264 Me no like the mustard. 379 00:23:09,111 --> 00:23:10,173 - Me neither, sir. 380 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,950 I'm allergic to mustard, so I hate it. 381 00:23:14,463 --> 00:23:18,130 (speaking foreign language) 382 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,600 - Yes, Master Sensei, I have swallowed insects 383 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,340 before on multiple camping trips, 384 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,313 but I've never had one go up my, buddada, I think. 385 00:23:32,982 --> 00:23:34,132 - We make you stronger. 386 00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:36,294 Come, Marlo! 387 00:23:38,099 --> 00:23:41,053 (soft chiming music) 388 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,645 (gong banging) 389 00:23:43,645 --> 00:23:46,562 (master muttering) 390 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,063 - It's really hot in here. 391 00:23:58,679 --> 00:24:00,103 So, so warm. 392 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:05,430 You seem really experienced. 393 00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:07,373 - 14 years. 394 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,500 - Okay, is there anything you'd be willing to teach me? 395 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,623 - So much. 396 00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:16,240 Ah, yes. 397 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,881 The shape-shifter tornado. 398 00:24:19,881 --> 00:24:21,714 - That sounds intense. 399 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,093 - Watch and learn. 400 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:27,171 (lightning striking) 401 00:24:27,171 --> 00:24:28,803 See, see it? 402 00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:30,098 - I see it. 403 00:24:30,098 --> 00:24:31,681 What is it exactly? 404 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,562 Okay. 405 00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:34,590 (coughing) 406 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,430 Something just went in my, my, my body, what just happened? 407 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:41,213 - It will serve you well when you need it the most. 408 00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:43,823 - Got it. 409 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:47,125 - Come on. 410 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,130 (speaking foreign language) 411 00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:51,520 - You seem really focused? 412 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,163 Hi, I'm Marlo. 413 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:55,860 What's your name? 414 00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:58,903 - My name is Thong-teet. 415 00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:02,070 I don't have time to talk to nerd. 416 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,503 - Sorry. 417 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:08,272 (master muttering) 418 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:12,164 (speaking foreign language) 419 00:25:12,164 --> 00:25:14,648 (soft dramatic music) 420 00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:18,565 (shouting in foreign language) 421 00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:42,502 (soft dramatic music) 422 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,802 (choir singing) 423 00:25:50,613 --> 00:25:54,280 (speaking foreign language) 424 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,492 (screaming) 425 00:26:03,557 --> 00:26:05,890 (screaming) 426 00:26:12,352 --> 00:26:14,602 (sniffing) 427 00:26:21,009 --> 00:26:23,259 (shouting) 428 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,643 - For rising sun! 429 00:26:35,648 --> 00:26:37,898 (shouting) 430 00:26:40,136 --> 00:26:42,206 (passing gas) 431 00:26:42,206 --> 00:26:43,515 (fire burning) 432 00:26:43,515 --> 00:26:46,279 (shouting) 433 00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:48,612 (screaming) 434 00:26:55,243 --> 00:26:57,044 (shouting) 435 00:26:57,044 --> 00:26:58,377 Welcome to hell. 436 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:01,982 (growling) 437 00:27:04,027 --> 00:27:05,659 Perfect. 438 00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:07,992 I fed Buta to my pet turtle. 439 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,993 She died for honor. 440 00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:14,510 Marlo san! 441 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:17,492 - Yes, yes, yes, master PooPoo. 442 00:27:17,492 --> 00:27:20,070 - Arise to the Enlightenment! 443 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,060 - Um, no, I'm good, on second thought, 444 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,752 you know, I think I'm just gonna, 445 00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:25,710 oh, all right. 446 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:26,670 Master Pokemon, 447 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,870 I think there's been a major misunderstanding. 448 00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:32,670 I was trying to explain to Thong-teet that, well, basically, 449 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:35,080 I only took this course to become stronger, 450 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,050 because you see, there's this girl I really like. 451 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:40,662 - You must face your ultimate fear! 452 00:27:40,662 --> 00:27:41,603 (speaking foreign language) 453 00:27:41,603 --> 00:27:43,740 - Grand master, please now listen, 454 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:45,990 my pheromones are rising at an accelerated rate, 455 00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:47,230 my muscles are spasming. 456 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,750 I suffer from a rare hormonal imbalance. 457 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,583 I've been to a number of physicians. 458 00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,447 - We have no doctor in Daegu! 459 00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:53,614 You fight now! 460 00:27:55,012 --> 00:27:57,030 Become stronger, Marlo! 461 00:27:57,030 --> 00:27:57,863 - Do it, nerd. 462 00:27:57,863 --> 00:27:59,643 - You get big penis muscle! 463 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,190 - It's my first day, sensei, please. 464 00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:02,557 - Stop being such a bitch. 465 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:03,903 - You are my student! 466 00:28:03,903 --> 00:28:06,023 - Oh, I'm starting to-- 467 00:28:06,023 --> 00:28:07,765 - Obey me or die! 468 00:28:07,765 --> 00:28:10,300 - Ho, I need Benadryl, does anyone have Benadryl? 469 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:14,127 - You must face you ultimate fear, samurai warrior! 470 00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:17,221 - Grand master, no, please. 471 00:28:17,221 --> 00:28:20,641 Does anyone have Flonase or Benadryl? 472 00:28:20,641 --> 00:28:21,920 (shouting in foreign language) 473 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,692 - Master PooDuDuu, you are the king. 474 00:28:24,692 --> 00:28:26,210 (master shouting in foreign language) 475 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:27,701 - My allergies are too strong. 476 00:28:27,701 --> 00:28:30,777 (shouting) 477 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:34,053 (passing gas) 478 00:28:34,053 --> 00:28:36,320 (sneezing) 479 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,653 (screaming) 480 00:28:42,545 --> 00:28:46,212 (dramatic orchestral music) 481 00:28:48,912 --> 00:28:51,566 (wood breaking) 482 00:28:51,566 --> 00:28:53,899 (shrieking) 483 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,623 - This would have come in handy twice today. 484 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,380 Safety, right, Thong-teet? 485 00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:12,403 - You are orange idiot. 486 00:29:16,657 --> 00:29:19,740 (sneakers squeaking) 487 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,320 - [Marlo] Do you mind if I keep these, or? 488 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,373 - Take it and get out. 489 00:29:31,762 --> 00:29:34,929 (soft dramatic music) 490 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:41,980 (Marlo exhaling) 491 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,463 - So, tell me about yourself. 492 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:48,887 - Well, you know, I like cheese and chess, 493 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,780 and I have a doggy named Alfie. 494 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:52,803 He's Italian. 495 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,553 - Uh-huh. 496 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,520 And what about your parents, Marlo? 497 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,110 Tell me about them. 498 00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,890 - Actually, my parents were killed in a helicopter accident 499 00:30:03,890 --> 00:30:06,113 that involved pink sheep and a can of Spam. 500 00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:11,860 It happened on a Sunday, so it was the Sabbath. 501 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:12,693 - I see. 502 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:17,090 All right, Marlo, what brings you in today? 503 00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:19,570 - Well, Miss Shaquanda, I was actually hoping 504 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,640 that maybe you could teach me how to be 505 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,563 more sensitive to a woman's needs. 506 00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:27,940 - What did you say? 507 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,940 - How to become more sensitive to a woman. 508 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,293 Because, you see, there's this girl, Susie. 509 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:39,150 - Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me 510 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:43,340 that you're willing to pay $125 an hour 511 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:45,600 because you genuinely wanna learn 512 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,543 how to be more sensitive to a woman? 513 00:30:48,943 --> 00:30:51,393 - I'm sorry, did you say $125 an hour? 514 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:56,380 I'm not really sure that I have that kinda cash. 515 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:59,590 I must have read it wrong on the website, I apologize. 516 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:01,840 I tutor, but I'm just a nerd. 517 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,783 So I don't (unzips bag), I don't know. 518 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,593 - Nerd? 519 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,250 Well I'm sure there are other ways 520 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:11,200 you can pay for our session, young man. 521 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:15,328 - What do? 522 00:31:15,328 --> 00:31:17,344 (record scratching) 523 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:19,710 Okay, did you want me to teach you how to do 524 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,930 a four-move checkmate, or-- 525 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:23,263 - Chess? 526 00:31:23,263 --> 00:31:24,807 Oh yes, I want you to let 527 00:31:24,807 --> 00:31:27,505 my castle sit on your bishop. 528 00:31:27,505 --> 00:31:29,270 (grunting) 529 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,280 - I can teach you how to like rook a king, 530 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,280 if you want, or something, I mean. 531 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,893 - Oh yes, show me that king baby. 532 00:31:36,801 --> 00:31:37,634 (Marlo shouting) 533 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:39,850 Oh you're so cute, I love nerds. 534 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:41,423 Give me that pocket protector. 535 00:31:41,423 --> 00:31:44,950 Oh, oh, those nut huggers, geez. 536 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,050 I wanna party in your fanny pack. 537 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,402 I wanna squeeze your little nerd cheeks. 538 00:31:50,402 --> 00:31:52,985 (both moaning) 539 00:31:54,524 --> 00:31:55,766 Oh yes. 540 00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:57,485 - Shaquanda, what is happening? 541 00:31:57,485 --> 00:31:58,800 - Oh yes. 542 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,940 You like that? 543 00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:01,410 Take me. 544 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,343 Take me, you stupid nerd, take me. 545 00:32:04,264 --> 00:32:06,413 (both moaning) 546 00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:07,663 Oh do it, baby. 547 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:09,845 Oh yes, oh yes. 548 00:32:11,272 --> 00:32:14,272 (Shaquanda moaning) 549 00:32:16,118 --> 00:32:16,951 Checkmate. 550 00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:20,278 (moaning) 551 00:32:21,468 --> 00:32:24,968 (bright orchestral music) 552 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,211 - Ho ho. 553 00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:39,198 (bright ringtone ringing) 554 00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:40,031 Hi, Reily. 555 00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:41,520 - Hey, so how was therapy? 556 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,990 - Well I think Miss Shaquanda is a lovely woman 557 00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:46,440 and extremely powerful, I mean, I didn't even know 558 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,750 the human pinkie could do that. 559 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,770 But, you know, I just, I don't think it's gonna work out 560 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,260 for me on a regular basis. 561 00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:55,300 Plus, my pants are so tight and I'm not sure why. 562 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,110 - Marlo, you have to approach this experience 563 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:59,220 with an open mind, otherwise it's not gonna work. 564 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,130 You wanna date, Susie, correct? 565 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:02,590 - Well, I mean, of course I wanna date her, yeah, 566 00:33:02,590 --> 00:33:04,580 but I just think I've done enough today. 567 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,340 - Hey, I used my online Starcraft contacts to get you 568 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,708 into that Shakespeare class, so you're going. 569 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:09,750 - But, Reily, I just, I just-- 570 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,700 - Marlo, you have to learn how to romantically woo a woman. 571 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,820 So get to it. 572 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,885 Carpe diem, mi amigo. 573 00:33:15,885 --> 00:33:17,760 (phone beeping) 574 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,840 Okay, this is getting a little bit out of control now. 575 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,690 Maybe direct sunlight wasn't a good idea. 576 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:25,230 Maybe it was too much soil. 577 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:28,390 Yeah, too much nutrients, it's like on steroids. 578 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:29,223 Steroids? 579 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:32,600 - Well, I don't suppose it could be any worse 580 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,377 than karate or therapy? 581 00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:35,627 Come on, Alfie. 582 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:37,967 Hey, Mister. 583 00:33:37,967 --> 00:33:40,659 (bright orchestral music) 584 00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:41,660 (spits) 585 00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:43,410 - What are you, following me, nerd? 586 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,610 - I know what you want. 587 00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:54,002 (cash register ringing) 588 00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:54,835 (spitting) 589 00:33:54,835 --> 00:33:57,123 - Keep your stupid quarter, nerd. 590 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,833 Nerd! 591 00:34:01,153 --> 00:34:05,549 Two quarters. 592 00:34:05,549 --> 00:34:06,632 Two quarters. 593 00:34:11,868 --> 00:34:12,951 Two quarters. 594 00:34:14,993 --> 00:34:16,915 (thudding) (groaning) 595 00:34:16,915 --> 00:34:18,498 That freaking nerd! 596 00:34:21,179 --> 00:34:22,275 (growling) 597 00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:23,858 That freaking nerd! 598 00:34:24,817 --> 00:34:28,470 (audience applauding) 599 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:30,320 - When one is performing Shakespeare, 600 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,223 you must do it with full commitment. 601 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:38,250 For Dionysus is watching, and unless you want 602 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:41,860 Lee Strasberg to emerge from his grave 603 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:46,190 and rip off your genitalia, your bloody testicles, 604 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:50,180 you had better be as dedicated as Bruce Jenner. 605 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,383 - It's Caitlyn. 606 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,570 - Do I make myself clear? 607 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,870 - [Group] Yes, Professor Caine. 608 00:34:56,870 --> 00:34:57,935 - Good. 609 00:34:57,935 --> 00:35:00,540 Now let us have two new young lovers up here 610 00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:02,333 to discover truth. 611 00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:08,216 (door closing) 612 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,013 You there. 613 00:35:11,018 --> 00:35:12,060 (gasping) 614 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:13,010 What's your name? 615 00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:18,220 - Um, uh, Lasker, Marlo Lasker, sir. 616 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:19,640 - Fantastic, all right then, 617 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,267 up you come, my little orange thespian, onto the stage. 618 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:25,417 And who shall join him? 619 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,833 - Kimberly. 620 00:35:29,075 --> 00:35:31,072 (audience whistling) 621 00:35:31,072 --> 00:35:32,120 - All the way up. 622 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,537 (light orchestral music) 623 00:35:37,152 --> 00:35:37,985 - [Carl] Nerd! 624 00:35:37,985 --> 00:35:38,887 - All right, that's enough, now. 625 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,520 - I like your shirt, nerd. 626 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,513 - That's enough. 627 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,033 So let us dive right into one of the most 628 00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,913 famous scenes of all time. 629 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:50,210 - You mean like in the Godfather? 630 00:35:50,210 --> 00:35:53,010 Al Pacino and Marlon Brando? 631 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:55,500 - I want your shirt, nerd. 632 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,760 - We are referring to the classic balcony scene 633 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,121 from Romeo and Juliet. 634 00:36:01,121 --> 00:36:02,190 - Oh. 635 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:03,813 No, uh, in that case I probably shouldn't 636 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,700 because I have a slight fear of heights. 637 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,053 - Nonsense, Marlo. 638 00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:13,270 You must be courageous, and show young Juliet 639 00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:16,463 that your love can scale the highest mountains. 640 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:20,465 Now let us simply use the stage for our set. 641 00:36:20,465 --> 00:36:22,367 Now take her hand. 642 00:36:22,367 --> 00:36:24,607 Go on, take her hand. 643 00:36:24,607 --> 00:36:25,614 There you go. 644 00:36:25,614 --> 00:36:29,031 (light orchestral music) 645 00:36:31,282 --> 00:36:32,115 - Oh. 646 00:36:32,115 --> 00:36:33,630 What do I do now? 647 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,750 - The scene, of course. 648 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:36,583 Action! 649 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:41,990 - Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much. 650 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:44,423 Which mannerly devotion shows in this? 651 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,173 For saints have hands, but pilgrims' hands do touch. 652 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:54,414 And palm to palm is Holy Palmer's kiss. 653 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:57,581 (audience applauding) 654 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:00,554 - Um. 655 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,300 She's epic. 656 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,123 Um, so, are we done? 657 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,420 - Do you not know the lines, Marlo? 658 00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,993 - No, sorry. 659 00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:13,483 It's my first day, so, 660 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,573 my bad. 661 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,890 - There you go. 662 00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:20,747 - Thank you. 663 00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:25,430 Ahem, have not saint's lips on your face 664 00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:27,170 and Holy Palmer's too. 665 00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:30,500 Oh then, dear saint, let your dry lips do what hands do. 666 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,790 But probably not sexually, they probably, 667 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:35,890 I mean, I don't want you to be offended or anything, so. 668 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:38,655 - Nigel, he skipped my line. 669 00:37:38,655 --> 00:37:40,532 (audience groaning) 670 00:37:40,532 --> 00:37:43,580 - Marlo, you must relax. 671 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:46,000 And you need to understand that you need 672 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,613 to romance young Juliet. 673 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,540 Therefore, be centered and calm. 674 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,930 - But how do I do it? 675 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,800 What's the process? 676 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,024 - This time, when you read your text with Kimberly, 677 00:37:58,024 --> 00:38:00,113 imagine a beautiful waterfall. 678 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:04,723 Or something else that makes you happy and at peace. 679 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,550 - You mean like Preparation H? 680 00:38:16,819 --> 00:38:19,152 - Preparation H it is, then. 681 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:32,260 - Saints do not move, though grant for prayer's sake. 682 00:38:33,842 --> 00:38:36,800 (Marlo coughing) 683 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,273 - Then move not while my prayer's effect I take. 684 00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:45,443 Thus from my lips by yours. 685 00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:48,427 My sin is purged. 686 00:39:01,437 --> 00:39:02,645 Ah. 687 00:39:02,645 --> 00:39:03,478 - Ew. 688 00:39:03,478 --> 00:39:05,173 (cries) 689 00:39:05,173 --> 00:39:07,863 (audience groaning) 690 00:39:07,863 --> 00:39:08,863 - Seriously? 691 00:39:11,562 --> 00:39:13,184 (gasping) 692 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,017 - Ah. 693 00:39:15,261 --> 00:39:16,094 Uh. 694 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,243 - Marlo, perhaps, 695 00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:22,610 perhaps you're a little too relaxed. 696 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,443 - Yeah. 697 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,860 Maybe. 698 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:29,470 - Were you thinking about Preparation H? 699 00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:30,303 - No. 700 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,793 Root beer. 701 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:35,694 - I see. 702 00:39:35,694 --> 00:39:39,903 (upbeat orchestral music) 703 00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:42,986 (sneakers squeaking) 704 00:39:45,471 --> 00:39:48,574 - Oh, for God sakes, class dismissed! 705 00:39:48,574 --> 00:39:49,777 - [Student] Nerd. 706 00:39:49,777 --> 00:39:52,610 (traffic passing) 707 00:39:53,829 --> 00:39:57,329 (bright ringtone ringing) 708 00:39:58,218 --> 00:40:00,320 (Marlo sighing) 709 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,523 (phone beeping) 710 00:40:02,523 --> 00:40:05,408 (upbeat ringtone ringing) 711 00:40:05,408 --> 00:40:07,600 (gasping) 712 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,037 - Susie, hi, yeah, listen, I'm really sorry. 713 00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:12,330 I'm on my way, I just gotta run home 714 00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:14,130 real quick and change my pants. 715 00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:14,963 - Marlo. 716 00:40:14,963 --> 00:40:15,796 - [Marlo] And I'll be over for our 717 00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:17,400 science tutoring in a flash. 718 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,430 - Marlo, stop talking. 719 00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:21,320 Don't come over tonight. 720 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,610 In fact, I don't think we should do 721 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,250 any more tutoring either. 722 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,529 - What do you mean? 723 00:40:25,529 --> 00:40:27,830 - It's just, I think it's best 724 00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:30,530 we don't see each other anymore. 725 00:40:30,530 --> 00:40:31,910 Not even as friends. 726 00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:34,590 - But, Susie, I wanted to explain. 727 00:40:34,590 --> 00:40:35,700 - Goodbye, Marlo. 728 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,533 - [Marlo] Susie! 729 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,363 - I'm sorry, goodbye. 730 00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:40,283 - Wait. 731 00:40:41,491 --> 00:40:44,460 (phone beeping) 732 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,293 - Good job. 733 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,280 You'll thank me later. 734 00:40:48,258 --> 00:40:51,425 (soft dramatic music) 735 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,613 Hey, I'm gonna go to Chuck's to drink a few. 736 00:40:58,534 --> 00:41:01,170 - But you said we were gonna watch a movie together. 737 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,800 - I'll see you later. 738 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,546 - But it's date night. 739 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:05,379 - Later. 740 00:41:11,389 --> 00:41:13,972 (Susie crying) 741 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,843 (Susie crying) 742 00:41:57,818 --> 00:42:00,401 (Susie crying) 743 00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:14,260 (seagull calling) 744 00:42:15,422 --> 00:42:18,437 (soft dramatic music) 745 00:42:18,437 --> 00:42:22,770 (choir singing in foreign language) 746 00:43:08,733 --> 00:43:11,805 (Marlo sighing) 747 00:43:11,805 --> 00:43:12,638 - God, 748 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,813 please make me normal so Susie will like me. 749 00:43:22,430 --> 00:43:24,310 - [Pastor] We've all been made in his image 750 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,433 young man, even you. 751 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:31,730 - I'm so sorry, sir, I didn't know anyone else was here. 752 00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:33,453 - Please, call me Pastor King. 753 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,023 Now, what seems to be the problem, young man? 754 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,853 - Well, all right, Pastor King, 755 00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:47,223 I've been in love with a girl named Susie for months now, 756 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:50,493 but she's dating Caleb. 757 00:43:52,942 --> 00:43:54,300 And since he's a jock and 758 00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:57,833 I'm a nerd, 759 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:01,303 that's that. 760 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:06,240 - Sometimes we need to increase the faith in ourselves 761 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,190 in order to have the confidence 762 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:10,270 for a loving relationship such as this. 763 00:44:10,270 --> 00:44:12,890 - But I have, Pastor King, I really have. 764 00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:15,360 I mean, I battled a drunken karate master, 765 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,560 I got sexually assaulted by a therapist, 766 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,910 I even urinated in a public theater. 767 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:21,230 - Don't you pee in my church. 768 00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:24,229 - Yes, I mean no. 769 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:25,100 I won't. 770 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,023 - This is new carpet. 771 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:32,730 - It looks lovely, very soft. 772 00:44:32,730 --> 00:44:35,633 - Mm-hmm, oh yeah, it is. 773 00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:37,513 Very soft. 774 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:43,471 (Pastor humming) 775 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:54,790 - So, do you have any suggestions 776 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:57,113 on becoming a normal person? 777 00:44:58,452 --> 00:44:59,870 (exhaling) 778 00:44:59,870 --> 00:45:02,060 - What you must understand, my son, 779 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:05,960 is that God made you exactly how you need to be, 780 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,543 exactly how you are. 781 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:12,363 And that there's no such thing as, normal. 782 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,033 So rejoice in this. 783 00:45:17,033 --> 00:45:18,950 (chuckles) 784 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:21,130 - Wait, what about becoming stronger 785 00:45:21,130 --> 00:45:25,030 and more sensitive and more romantic? 786 00:45:25,030 --> 00:45:27,550 - All of this is within you. 787 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:31,193 Search your heart and find the inner truth. 788 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:34,173 - You're right. 789 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,640 You're right, Pastor King! 790 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,160 Oh you're a genius, thanks a ton for cheering me up! 791 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,188 - No problem. 792 00:45:42,188 --> 00:45:43,105 - Oh, yeah. 793 00:45:44,330 --> 00:45:47,473 - And don't forget to tithe, as God rewards those who do so. 794 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,623 - Oh, uh, uh. 795 00:45:54,749 --> 00:45:57,416 (Marlo licking) 796 00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:01,557 (cash register ringing) 797 00:46:01,557 --> 00:46:05,350 (Pastor clearing throat) 798 00:46:05,350 --> 00:46:06,183 - Um. 799 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,890 See what else I have. 800 00:46:14,890 --> 00:46:18,130 - The church accepts donations that jingle, 801 00:46:18,130 --> 00:46:20,263 but we'd rather have the kind that folds. 802 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,153 - Oh. 803 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,223 - Thank you. 804 00:46:28,223 --> 00:46:30,490 - I'm confused, I thought the church received 805 00:46:30,490 --> 00:46:32,880 most of their donations on Sundays. 806 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,310 - And only get paid once a week? 807 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:35,673 Ain't nobody got time for that. 808 00:46:35,673 --> 00:46:36,676 (phone beeping) 809 00:46:36,676 --> 00:46:37,799 What's up, now? 810 00:46:37,799 --> 00:46:38,632 You see that game? 811 00:46:38,632 --> 00:46:40,195 Last two minutes was a killer. 812 00:46:40,195 --> 00:46:42,258 Cleveland, Believe Land. 813 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,786 That's why they call him the King. 814 00:46:43,786 --> 00:46:46,586 (door opening and closing) 815 00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:47,770 (gasping) 816 00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:48,828 - Susie! 817 00:46:48,828 --> 00:46:52,495 (dramatic orchestral music) 818 00:46:53,341 --> 00:46:56,091 (Marlo thudding) 819 00:47:00,461 --> 00:47:04,521 (door closing) (dramatic orchestral music) 820 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:07,854 (train whistle blowing) 821 00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:22,873 (bright orchestral music) 822 00:47:37,309 --> 00:47:38,142 Susie. 823 00:47:40,621 --> 00:47:41,454 Susie. 824 00:47:41,454 --> 00:47:42,447 - [Roger] I'm not washing these dishes again. 825 00:47:42,447 --> 00:47:45,280 - [Woman] Well hell if I am, you need to do them. 826 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,113 - Susie. 827 00:47:51,135 --> 00:47:52,270 Susie. 828 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,720 - [Woman] Just do them, do the damn dishes, please. 829 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,370 - [Roger] Don't you use my first name in this house. 830 00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:56,223 I'm a Baptist. 831 00:48:04,455 --> 00:48:05,410 - [Woman] Roger, this stems back 832 00:48:05,410 --> 00:48:06,260 to your childhood, don't it? 833 00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,608 - [Roger] Don't you dare bring up my mother again. 834 00:48:08,608 --> 00:48:10,358 - [Woman] Oh come on. 835 00:48:14,551 --> 00:48:17,417 (glass shattering) (Susie shrieking) 836 00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,250 - Oh. 837 00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:21,399 - What the? 838 00:48:31,396 --> 00:48:33,250 - [Marlo] Susie. 839 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,083 Susie. 840 00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:39,240 (exhaling) 841 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,130 - Marlo? 842 00:48:40,130 --> 00:48:40,963 - Ha. 843 00:48:42,610 --> 00:48:44,570 - What the heck are you doing here, 844 00:48:44,570 --> 00:48:46,510 and why did you break my window? 845 00:48:46,510 --> 00:48:47,860 You could have just called. 846 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,420 - Sorry, I had no cellphone service. 847 00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:53,763 It's probably related to their 53% stock loss. 848 00:48:55,610 --> 00:48:56,443 I have Sprint. 849 00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:02,160 Susie, I have something very important to tell you. 850 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,142 - Okay, what is it? 851 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:09,142 (Marlo clearing throat and vocalizing) 852 00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:12,790 - But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 853 00:49:12,790 --> 00:49:14,070 But hopefully not shatters. 854 00:49:14,070 --> 00:49:18,510 It is the east, and Juliet is the sun, looking badass. 855 00:49:18,510 --> 00:49:20,490 Probably a main sequence G2 star, 856 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:22,400 like in our own solar system. 857 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,488 More than likely. 858 00:49:23,488 --> 00:49:24,400 (chuckling) 859 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,693 It's pretty intense. 860 00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:30,780 Ahem, arise fair sun and kill thy envious moon, 861 00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:33,630 for she is already pale and sick with grief 862 00:49:33,630 --> 00:49:36,920 that thou, her maid, are far more fairer than she. 863 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,330 Probably related to age degeneration 864 00:49:40,330 --> 00:49:43,950 and a lack of moisture and lotions. 865 00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:44,783 Um. 866 00:49:46,010 --> 00:49:48,130 All right, that was close. 867 00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:51,123 Well that's pretty much all I have memorized so far, so. 868 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,173 What do you think? 869 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,420 - I think you're a dead man. 870 00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:58,083 (suspenseful orchestral music) 871 00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,205 (Marlo gasping) 872 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:00,038 - Caleb! 873 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:05,803 (Marlo gasping) 874 00:50:07,624 --> 00:50:09,793 (Caleb laughing) 875 00:50:09,793 --> 00:50:12,022 (Marlo groaning) 876 00:50:12,022 --> 00:50:13,395 - What did I say, huh? 877 00:50:13,395 --> 00:50:15,100 I said stay away from my girl or I'd-- 878 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,100 - You'd kill me, you said you'd kill me. 879 00:50:17,995 --> 00:50:19,703 - So you geeks can hear after all, huh? 880 00:50:19,703 --> 00:50:20,597 A nerd and a smartass. 881 00:50:20,597 --> 00:50:21,430 (groaning) 882 00:50:21,430 --> 00:50:23,283 - Stop it, Caleb, let him go! 883 00:50:24,177 --> 00:50:26,344 (gasping) 884 00:50:27,497 --> 00:50:29,900 - Quiet, woman, I wanna enjoy this. 885 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,613 - Just leave him alone, okay. 886 00:50:31,613 --> 00:50:33,500 - He's not right for you, Susie. 887 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,560 I'm not gonna let some nerd 888 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,998 hit on what clearly belongs to me. 889 00:50:35,998 --> 00:50:37,580 - Belongs to you? 890 00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:41,310 - He's right, Susie, I'm sorry. 891 00:50:41,310 --> 00:50:43,360 I never should have tried to ask you out. 892 00:50:44,470 --> 00:50:45,493 - Ask me out? 893 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,730 (laughing) 894 00:50:48,730 --> 00:50:50,699 - You both are pathetic. 895 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:51,590 (spits) 896 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:52,880 Beat it, loser. 897 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,680 Or the next time I see you will be your last, I promise. 898 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,220 - Marlo. - Let's go, babe. 899 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,080 - No, no, Caleb. 900 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,000 I'm not going anywhere with you. 901 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,180 You're drunk. 902 00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,013 - Come on. 903 00:51:04,013 --> 00:51:05,140 - No, Marlo. 904 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,420 Marlo, wait, let me go. 905 00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:09,140 No, Marlo, wait. 906 00:51:09,140 --> 00:51:10,170 Marlo, help. 907 00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,102 No, let me go. 908 00:51:12,102 --> 00:51:13,900 Marlo, help. 909 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,180 Please, help. 910 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:16,023 Let me go. 911 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,199 Marlo, help, let me go. 912 00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:20,750 No, I said no. 913 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:21,660 - We're going home. 914 00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:24,313 - No, let me go, you big jerk, I said no! 915 00:51:28,438 --> 00:51:31,271 (Susie shrieking) 916 00:51:32,543 --> 00:51:34,550 (Marlo exhaling) 917 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:35,613 What are you doing? 918 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:38,353 - [Caleb] We're going home. 919 00:51:39,354 --> 00:51:42,104 (dramatic music) 920 00:51:44,690 --> 00:51:46,843 - Marlo san, listen to me. 921 00:51:47,790 --> 00:51:50,253 I taught you everything I have. 922 00:51:50,253 --> 00:51:51,086 - Me? 923 00:51:51,086 --> 00:51:53,785 - You can do it, go! 924 00:51:53,785 --> 00:51:55,877 - But if I, I'm scared. 925 00:51:55,877 --> 00:51:57,940 - Do it, be a man! 926 00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:02,570 Susie has a big breast, what else do you want? 927 00:52:02,570 --> 00:52:03,767 You can do it. 928 00:52:03,767 --> 00:52:06,357 You remember your training, Marlo. 929 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,298 Do not be a coward. 930 00:52:08,298 --> 00:52:10,255 You can face your fear. 931 00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:14,081 I told you about everything, don't be a chicken! 932 00:52:14,081 --> 00:52:17,130 Don't be a little girl, be a man. 933 00:52:17,130 --> 00:52:18,841 - Well, uh, what do you recommend? 934 00:52:18,841 --> 00:52:20,535 - Don't go away, go fight. 935 00:52:20,535 --> 00:52:22,890 - I know, I know, but I can't handle this kinda pressure. 936 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:23,880 I'm scared. 937 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,560 - Use what Buta and I taught you. 938 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,618 Go shoot Fire Fart Fireball! 939 00:52:30,618 --> 00:52:32,194 You gotta go and get her. 940 00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:35,018 Susie, she's the girl for you. 941 00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:36,649 - Oh, you're right. 942 00:52:36,649 --> 00:52:38,867 - Go kick Caleb's balls! 943 00:52:38,867 --> 00:52:40,835 - Focus, focus. 944 00:52:40,835 --> 00:52:42,037 I can do this. 945 00:52:42,037 --> 00:52:44,454 - Go fight and die for honor! 946 00:52:45,772 --> 00:52:49,105 (upbeat dramatic music) 947 00:52:50,262 --> 00:52:51,095 - Oh oh. 948 00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:53,613 Hey! 949 00:52:53,613 --> 00:52:55,240 (suspenseful orchestral music) 950 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,800 You can give me atomic wedgies, force moldy cheese 951 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,170 in my ears, put me on a mission to Mars, twist my nipples, 952 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,770 heck, you can even force me to milk an unwilling goat. 953 00:53:03,770 --> 00:53:06,150 But you will not harm the woman of my dreams. 954 00:53:06,150 --> 00:53:08,200 - I'm the woman of your dreams? 955 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,623 - Oh my God, really? 956 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,540 - It's true. 957 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:13,270 - Wait, I thought you were gay. 958 00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:15,640 - Well, actually, we weren't really sure there for a while, 959 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,300 but according to my eighth-grade trigonometry teacher, 960 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,696 Miss McGarrity and an afternoon special, 961 00:53:20,696 --> 00:53:23,813 I am heterosexual, apparently. 962 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:29,010 - I've heard enough from this idiot. 963 00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:31,574 (Susie gasping) 964 00:53:31,574 --> 00:53:35,491 (suspenseful orchestral music) 965 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,390 - Marlo, what are you doing? 966 00:53:38,390 --> 00:53:39,990 - Don't worry, I got this, babe. 967 00:53:42,996 --> 00:53:43,829 Ugh. 968 00:53:46,954 --> 00:53:48,543 (Marlo licking lips) 969 00:53:48,543 --> 00:53:51,697 (dramatic music) 970 00:53:51,697 --> 00:53:54,447 (Caleb belching) 971 00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,613 - Oh, what are you gonna do with that? 972 00:54:01,443 --> 00:54:03,076 - Grand master Dada. 973 00:54:03,076 --> 00:54:05,811 (passing gas) 974 00:54:05,811 --> 00:54:08,805 (Caleb shrieking) 975 00:54:08,805 --> 00:54:11,305 (passing gas) 976 00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:13,643 I did it. 977 00:54:13,643 --> 00:54:15,220 - Okay, freak, that's it. 978 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,240 You're dead. 979 00:54:18,111 --> 00:54:20,944 (Susie shrieking) 980 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:23,889 (Marlo screaming) 981 00:54:23,889 --> 00:54:26,972 (Shaquanda shouting) 982 00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:32,490 - Ain't nobody hurting my little orange man. 983 00:54:32,490 --> 00:54:35,080 You need sensitivity and Jesus. 984 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,813 - Get off me, you fat whale! 985 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,260 - Susie. 986 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:41,890 - [Susie] Are you okay? 987 00:54:41,890 --> 00:54:42,723 - Susie? 988 00:54:43,968 --> 00:54:45,350 (Marlo screaming) 989 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:46,903 - Not so fast, Shylock. 990 00:54:49,570 --> 00:54:50,403 - Whoa. 991 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,810 Who the hell are you people? 992 00:54:52,810 --> 00:54:53,643 And who's Shylock? 993 00:54:53,643 --> 00:54:55,543 - I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 994 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:56,430 - I'm not him, dude. 995 00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:57,870 You got the wrong guy, Mister. 996 00:54:57,870 --> 00:55:01,600 - Claudius, MacBeth, Isis, you're all the same. 997 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,950 Bloody wankers. 998 00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:06,050 Grotesque proof of a rotted generation 999 00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:10,950 of societal inbreeds, metaphorized with your MTV, 1000 00:55:10,950 --> 00:55:14,185 ADHD bollocks. 1001 00:55:14,185 --> 00:55:15,220 Rubbish! 1002 00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:16,053 - Who are you? 1003 00:55:18,077 --> 00:55:19,243 - I'm Marlo's bitch. 1004 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,454 - What? 1005 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:23,204 - Are you Michael Caine, the actor? 1006 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,090 - Uh, no, I'm his cousin, Nigel Caine. 1007 00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:30,530 I only allow chauvinistic street scum such as yourself 1008 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:33,470 to call me by my theatrical name. 1009 00:55:33,470 --> 00:55:34,863 - Oh yeah, and what's that? 1010 00:55:35,995 --> 00:55:37,575 - Harry Brown. 1011 00:55:37,575 --> 00:55:39,532 (whooshing) 1012 00:55:39,532 --> 00:55:41,108 (Caleb groaning) 1013 00:55:41,108 --> 00:55:41,941 - Oh. 1014 00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,092 (Caleb crying) 1015 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,259 - Oh, no kids. 1016 00:55:49,031 --> 00:55:51,270 (Caleb moaning) 1017 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,103 - Oo. 1018 00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:55,293 Potato guns are fascinating. 1019 00:55:57,230 --> 00:56:00,133 Miss Shaquanda, are you all right? 1020 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,630 How did you know where to find me? 1021 00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:07,893 - I'm a stalker, plus I can spot 1022 00:56:07,893 --> 00:56:10,370 that little fine booty from anywhere. 1023 00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:11,500 Little Hips. 1024 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,390 - Little Hips? 1025 00:56:12,390 --> 00:56:15,270 - It's a homo sapien expression of love. 1026 00:56:15,270 --> 00:56:18,340 And actually quite an intelligent declaration 1027 00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:21,870 with regards to leaving your backdoor open. 1028 00:56:21,870 --> 00:56:23,237 - Oh. 1029 00:56:23,237 --> 00:56:24,070 Okay. 1030 00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:28,310 - Mrs. Shaquanda, was it? 1031 00:56:28,310 --> 00:56:31,223 - Actually, it's Miss. 1032 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,100 - Indeed, my dear. 1033 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:34,933 For now. 1034 00:56:36,070 --> 00:56:37,610 Shall we? 1035 00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:38,593 - Oh hell yeah. 1036 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:45,503 - Um, thanks, Professor Caine. 1037 00:56:46,430 --> 00:56:48,060 How did you know where to find me? 1038 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:50,060 - [Nigel] It was written in the script. 1039 00:56:54,393 --> 00:56:56,130 - There's a script? 1040 00:56:56,130 --> 00:56:56,987 Susie, oh. 1041 00:56:58,653 --> 00:56:59,486 Oh. 1042 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,770 Susie, are you all right? 1043 00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:06,580 - Yeah, I think I'll be fine. 1044 00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:07,860 - It was quite a day. 1045 00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:08,693 - Yeah. 1046 00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:09,720 - Looks like the sun is rising. 1047 00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,490 - What about Caleb? 1048 00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:14,403 Is he gonna be okay? 1049 00:57:15,874 --> 00:57:18,245 (Caleb groaning) 1050 00:57:18,245 --> 00:57:21,560 - Um, no, actually his testicles might be crushed, 1051 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,043 so, no, definitely not. 1052 00:57:24,043 --> 00:57:26,060 - Oh, good. 1053 00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,170 - Right. 1054 00:57:27,170 --> 00:57:28,576 Susie. 1055 00:57:28,576 --> 00:57:29,409 - Yes. 1056 00:57:29,409 --> 00:57:30,720 - There's been something I've been dying 1057 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,120 to tell you this whole time. 1058 00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:34,326 - Yeah? 1059 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:36,363 - I know I may not be the strongest, 1060 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:40,350 or even the most sensitive or 1061 00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:43,470 romantic guy in our ZIP code, and 1062 00:57:45,470 --> 00:57:47,870 I understand if you never wanna see me again but 1063 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:51,090 I really like you. 1064 00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:53,757 And I just want you to know that 1065 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:59,390 being science partners with you for the past two months 1066 00:57:59,390 --> 00:58:01,773 is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1067 00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:04,760 - I really like you too, Marlo. 1068 00:58:06,599 --> 00:58:09,566 Wait, wait, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. 1069 00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:12,030 (Marlo inhaling) 1070 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:13,180 - I'm so sorry, what was it you said? 1071 00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,840 The lack of hemoglobin to my brain 1072 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,467 gave me temporary memory loss. 1073 00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:20,268 - I said, I really like you too. 1074 00:58:20,268 --> 00:58:22,935 (Marlo gasping) 1075 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:27,370 - Thanks, that was a close one. 1076 00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:28,203 - Yeah. 1077 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,033 - Susie? 1078 00:58:32,111 --> 00:58:33,101 - Yeah? 1079 00:58:33,101 --> 00:58:34,740 - Will you go on a date with me? 1080 00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:36,730 - Yes, Marlo. 1081 00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:38,153 - Really, you will? 1082 00:58:39,227 --> 00:58:40,633 But what about, um-- 1083 00:58:40,633 --> 00:58:42,880 - Just, just stop talking. 1084 00:58:50,148 --> 00:58:51,148 And kiss me. 1085 00:58:52,106 --> 00:58:55,273 (soft romantic music) 1086 00:59:09,071 --> 00:59:09,904 - Whoa. 1087 00:59:13,469 --> 00:59:16,219 (Marlo thudding) 1088 00:59:24,248 --> 00:59:27,165 (muffled shouting) 1089 00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:34,063 - Thanks for the call, Homes. 1090 00:59:35,110 --> 00:59:36,853 - No problem, mis amigos. 1091 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,700 So, uh, what are you gonna do with him? 1092 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,860 - Nada, nada, you know, we're going to take 1093 00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,460 him for a little ride, you know. 1094 00:59:51,415 --> 00:59:54,082 (bats striking) 1095 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,943 (Caleb groaning) 1096 01:00:03,294 --> 01:00:06,040 (speaking foreign language) 1097 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,350 - Uh, okay, sounds good, I guess. 1098 01:00:09,350 --> 01:00:10,700 Sure. 1099 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:12,060 - Peace out, Marlo. 1100 01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:14,363 - You take care, Marlo, and hey. 1101 01:00:19,306 --> 01:00:20,849 - Um, thanks. 1102 01:00:20,849 --> 01:00:23,490 (engine starting) 1103 01:00:23,490 --> 01:00:25,369 (tires squealing) 1104 01:00:25,369 --> 01:00:27,861 (upbeat dance music) 1105 01:00:27,861 --> 01:00:31,060 (Jose laughing) 1106 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,929 (birds chirping) 1107 01:00:32,929 --> 01:00:35,890 (bright ringtone ringing) 1108 01:00:35,890 --> 01:00:37,370 - Hi, Reily. 1109 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:40,200 - Hey, I finally finished my solar system. 1110 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:41,350 Wanna come see it? 1111 01:00:41,350 --> 01:00:43,690 - Dude, I have to stop by Susie's house first, 1112 01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:46,290 because we're gonna go to the park for a picnic later. 1113 01:00:46,290 --> 01:00:48,160 - Holy Linux server. 1114 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,690 That's gotta be the third date this week. 1115 01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:51,703 - I know, I know, I'm in high demand. 1116 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,750 But listen, thanks a lot for your advice, Reily. 1117 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,570 I've gotta go, well that's Susie, 1118 01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,770 she's calling me right now, I will have to call you back. 1119 01:00:58,770 --> 01:01:00,300 - See you tonight, don't be late. 1120 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:01,500 - [Marlo] Okay, I won't. 1121 01:01:02,674 --> 01:01:04,341 - How did this happen? 1122 01:01:04,341 --> 01:01:05,930 Okay, I can work with this. 1123 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:09,570 Oo, my mom likes plants, Mother's Day's coming up, so 1124 01:01:09,570 --> 01:01:11,733 it'd be the perfect gift, she'll like that. 1125 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,380 - Hey, Turtle. 1126 01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:15,213 - Hey, you. 1127 01:01:16,450 --> 01:01:18,280 When are you getting here? 1128 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,340 I'm starving. 1129 01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:20,173 - I know, I know. 1130 01:01:20,173 --> 01:01:21,960 Soon, I just have to hop on my wheels. 1131 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,790 I'll be there in approximately 17 minutes, 1132 01:01:24,790 --> 01:01:27,130 minus wind resistance, of course. 1133 01:01:27,130 --> 01:01:28,780 - See you soon, Monkey Butt. 1134 01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:33,033 Oh, I have a little surprise for you, so hurry over. 1135 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,625 Bye, kisses. 1136 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:38,728 (Marlo blows kisses) 1137 01:01:38,728 --> 01:01:40,400 (phone beeping) 1138 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,100 - Alfie, we're gonna so see Susie. 1139 01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:46,113 Hey, Mister. 1140 01:01:48,570 --> 01:01:49,403 It's me. 1141 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:51,910 - Oh, no. 1142 01:01:51,910 --> 01:01:53,990 No no no, you stay away from me. 1143 01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:56,610 I don't need your money, I'm fine, thank you. 1144 01:01:56,610 --> 01:01:58,903 - Would you like some Parmesan cheese? 1145 01:02:00,226 --> 01:02:03,300 (bright orchestral music) 1146 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,253 It's Italian. 1147 01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:09,033 I knew you wanted it, just get, just take it. 1148 01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,683 I think we both know you want it. 1149 01:02:11,890 --> 01:02:12,860 Come on. 1150 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:15,443 (bright music) 1151 01:02:17,272 --> 01:02:19,855 (bell dinging) 1152 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,142 Alfie, Alfie, come on, buddy. 1153 01:02:23,142 --> 01:02:23,975 (whistling) 1154 01:02:23,975 --> 01:02:25,000 We gotta go see Susie. 1155 01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:29,840 Enjoy, Mister, see you later. 1156 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,570 - Hey, thanks, young man, yeah. 1157 01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:35,120 - [Marlo] You're welcome, Carl. 1158 01:02:36,010 --> 01:02:39,740 - Carl, how did you know my name was Carl? 1159 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,340 Hey, how did you know my name? 1160 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:51,075 (horn honking) 1161 01:02:51,075 --> 01:02:52,719 Oh shit. 1162 01:02:52,719 --> 01:02:54,493 (bell dinging and horn beeping) 1163 01:02:54,493 --> 01:02:56,450 - Looks like the world's a better place 1164 01:02:56,450 --> 01:02:58,115 with us in it, huh, Alfie? 1165 01:02:58,115 --> 01:02:58,948 (dog barking) 1166 01:02:58,948 --> 01:02:59,781 What an adventure. 1167 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,990 Where do we go from here? 1168 01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:06,079 Who knows, but one thing's for certain, it'll be epic. 1169 01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:11,079 (bell dinging) (horn beeping)